# Season 1 (1-51)
# E1 - I Am Sergeant Keroro! Sergeant Keroro Rising
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE3XX/i-am-sergeant-keroro-sergeant-keroro-rising)
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***SIGN*** 2004 A.D.
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2004 A.D.
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The Planet Earth is suddenly
attacked by a mysterious alien force.
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Swarms of UFOs darken the skies.
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The invaders are cold and ruthless,
unmatched in cruelty.
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People try desperately to escape.
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The difference in technological
power is overwhelming.
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Police and self-defense forces
are helpless and are routed instantly.
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And...
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New rulers will reign over Earth...
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Or so they were supposed to.
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Were supposed to! Were supposed to!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
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Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
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Ke-kero kero!
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Ke-kero kero~!
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When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
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Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
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"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
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"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
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I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
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Karee no raisu o takiwasure
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I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
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Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
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I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
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Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
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The company vacation was to Keron.
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Shain ryokou wa Keron
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Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
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A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
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Gero! Gero! Gero!
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Gero! Gero! Gero!
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Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
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Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
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Ge-gero gero!
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Ge-gero gero~!
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I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
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Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
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Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
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"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
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Sweep the square areas circularly.
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Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
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Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
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Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
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For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
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Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
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Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
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Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
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Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
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A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
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Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
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Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
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Gero gero gero gero!
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Foolish Pekoponians!
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Now I shall show you my power!
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I am the one they fear throughout space...
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Sergeant Keroro, sir!
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I Am Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
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The ultimate weapon in Pekopon!
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A low-energy,
eco-safe vacuum cleaner.
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With my trusty Sucker in hand, there is
nothing in this universe that I can't handle!
***SIGN*** Trash
***SIGN*** Trash
***SIGN*** The Strongest Cleaning Frog in the Universe
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The Legend of the Strongest
Cleaning Frog in the Universe!
***SIGN*** THE LEGEND
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Oh, Lady Natsumi! Welcome home.
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The switch! Turn off the switch!
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Huh? The switch? But...
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Hurry it up, you stupid frog!
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Wha?! How can you call me
a "stupid frog"?!
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Forget it! I'll turn off the switch!
***SIGN*** The switch...
***SIGN*** ...is here!!
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Darn it!
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I'm not done cleaning yet!
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Geroro!
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I never imagined that Sucker
would have such fighting power!
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Oh no! The Sergeant's in danger!
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Let me explain.
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This is Hinata Fuyuki.
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He intends to use the teleportation
function of the Kero Ball,
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I'm home!
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which was entrusted to him by
Sergeant Keroro, in order to save him!
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Got it!
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Teleportation!
***SIGN*** Sorry...
***SIGN*** Finished
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Finished.
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Sorry, I did it wrong again.
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This one's teleportation,
and this one's the electric shock, and...
***SIGN*** Finished
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no, that's wrong.
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Aw, gee...
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Master Fuyuki, please be careful.
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That Kero Ball is capable of
blowing up all of Pekopon.
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Oh...
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Now that you understand,
give it back to me.
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I can't allow you to keep
something so dangerous!
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We'll continue to hang on to it.
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Changing the subject, you haven't
finished cleaning the bathroom yet!
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Slacking off will mean no dinner.
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Gero!
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What's for dinner?
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Beef stew.
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Yes! Your beef stew is the best!
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I will make that bathroom
sparkle, sir!
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I wonder how Kero-chan is doing?
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I'm home!
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Hi, Mom! I thought you
were staying over?
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Mr. Yoshizaki completed his
manuscript early. Where's Kero-chan?
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Cleaning the bathroom.
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Oh, beef stew!
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The meat was on sale.
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Natsumi, I really appreciate you!
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O-Oh, Mom!
***SIGN*** What?
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What? M-My own room?! Really?
***SIGN*** Profoundly Touched
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No way! No way! I'm totally opposed to it!
***SIGN*** Totally Opposed!
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Come on, we're family. It's only natural.
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Family? Excuse me,
but he's technically an invader.
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Besides, we have a spare room.
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We had a spare room?
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My very own private room!
***SIGN*** Private
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A private room! A symbol of military status!
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A private room! It will
triple my capabilities!
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It will be my base to gather data
and serve as a foothold for the invasion!
***SIGN*** Data
***SIGN*** Invasion
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Yes, a frontline base!
***SIGN*** A Frontline Base
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Lady Natsumi, when my room is finished,
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I will send you a special invitation...
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...to bring my meals.
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I can't fight Mom's decision.
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But if you bring in anything
weird, I'll let you have it.
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What? Jealous?
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Over this way.
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It's not like I was keeping it secret.
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See? It's right here.
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A room... in here?
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I wasn't hiding it.
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This is obviously a secret room.
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I can't hold down my excitement!
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Keroro!
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It is a wonderful room, sir!
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Isn't it? You can renovate it
however you like.
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As wet and mushy as you want!
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One rarely gets to see
an alien's private room!
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Please show us your daily lifestyle
with all its little secrets.
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So that's her purpose?
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Their mother, Hinata Aki,
is an editor of children's manga.
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Her curiosity about an alien's lifestyle can
be attributed to her line of work... I think.
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What do I think of the humidity,
you ask?
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It makes my skin so smooth!
***SIGN*** Damp Damp
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But I sense a weird aura.
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It's just your imagination.
***SIGN*** Ugh!
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Suddenly my shoulders feel so heavy...
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What is this? Why?
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Okay, this is Kero-chan's room.
Let's leave him.
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Yeah.
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Master Fuyuki!
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What is it?
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I would like to borrow the Kero Ball.
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Huh?
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My personal things are stored in it.
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All right, but don't tell Sis.
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And don't misuse it.
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I am grateful to you.
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Gero gero gero gero!
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Such an unexpected yield!
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The enemy has unwittingly
given me a strategic base,
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and meekly handed over
the Kero Ball!
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Foolish Pekoponians!
As long as I have this...
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No, I must not misuse this!
I promised Master Fuyuki!
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Gero?
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Long ago...
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...this property had a cell
which held criminals.
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And a young girl who was innocent
was imprisoned in there.
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As the story goes, the girl's
angry spirit still lives downstairs.
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But don't worry.
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Of course, we're worried!
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Well, without a catch like that,
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there's no way we could've
bought a house in the heart of the city.
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And besides, Earthly grudges
and curses don't affect aliens.
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Why, that room's probably nice
and wet and mushy around now.
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Maybe that weird aura I sensed earlier...
***SIGN*** Apprehension
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...is from an angry spirit?
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Sergeant!
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Hey, what's going on?
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That room is dangerous!
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It's dangerous! Come on out,
Sarge! Hey! Sarge!
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No good. It won't open!
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I wonder if he's locked in.
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Let's pull all together!
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Right!
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Ready, set...
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Oh, everyone... what brings you here?
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L-Look at this room!
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It's amazing!
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It's not wet and mushy.
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How did you get all these things?
***SIGN*** Disappointed...
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Oh, it's easy to build
with the Kero Ball, sir!
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Kero Ball?!
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Gero!
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I'll return it right away.
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Fuyuki!
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It's okay, isn't it?
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He didn't do anything bad with it.
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Rub, rub, rub.
***SIGN*** Seethe Seethe
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How come your room is nicer than mine?!
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Oh, this kind of room is
the norm on Planet Keron.
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What's the matter, Lady Na-tsu-mi?
***SIGN*** Seethe Seethe
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I am not jealous.
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Actually, Natsumi is very jealous.
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Don't tell them that!
***SIGN*** Happy Life
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For a city dweller to live in comfort,
the Internet and e-mail are a must!
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And for listening to CDs,
not just a Walkman.
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Ideally, a CD-DVD recorder-player.
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The songs must be by that rapper,
DANCE☆MAN!
***SIGN*** Creepy Life
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It sure is nice. It sure is nice.
***SIGN*** Creepy
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Hey, what's wrong?
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As long as you're here, stay awhile!
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First an alien, now a ghost.
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Awesome!
***SIGN*** Viva! Occult!
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This is an average day in the Hinata family.
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The first encounter between
Sergeant Keroro and the Hinata family
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occurred several weeks earlier.
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Details follow in the second part.
Don't touch that channel!
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Keroro Rising, Sir!
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It was several weeks ago.
***SIGN*** Several Weeks Ago
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The Planet Earth was suddenly
attacked by a mysterious alien force.
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Swarms of UFOs darkened the skies.
**[11:25] ---**
The invaders were cold and ruthless,
unmatched in cruelty.
**[11:28] ---**
People tried desperately to escape.
**[11:29] ---**
The difference in technological
power was overwhelming.
**[11:30] ---**
The police and self-defense forces
were helpless and were routed instantly...
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Sis!
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Never mind me, Fuyuki. Get away!
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I can't...
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N-No!
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Die! Sir!
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Sis!
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No! Natsumi has dissolved!
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She's like the Lugo men or BOA Juice...
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Sis! You were just...
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Quit having such silly dreams,
and wake up!
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Huh? Dreams?
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Sis! The Earth is being targeted by aliens!
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My dreams may be messages
being sent by the aliens!
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We can't ignore them! That's why...
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Five more minutes...
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Wha!
***SIGN*** This sleepyhead...
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I guess I have no choice
but use my last resort.
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Oh no!
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There's an alien over there!
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Really?! Where? Where?
Where?! Where? Where? Where?
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Just kidding.
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Now hurry and get ready.
Breakfast is ready.
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This isn't real, is it?
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H-How...
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How did you find out?
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I-It can talk!
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I have no choice...
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Watch out, Sis!
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Gero!
***SIGN*** Alien, captured
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Alien, captured.
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What is this thing?
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A space alien!
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But it spoke Japanese.
Hey, are you really an alien?
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Gulp! How ridiculous!
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I'm just a slightly overdeveloped,
impish frog, sir!
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Invade Pekopon?
It never crossed my mind!
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I think it really is a space alien.
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Let's leave him like that
until we return from school.
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O-Okay.
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By the way, what time is it?
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What?
**[14:05] ---**
We're not...
***SIGN*** Late
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Late.
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Oh no!
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Wait, Sis!
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I can't!
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C'mon!
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'Bye!
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Gero gero gero gero gero!
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You underestimate me.
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Gero...
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Foolish Pekoponians!
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Darn those Pekoponians!
Giving me so much trouble!
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I will make you pay, sir!
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I wonder if this is a
secret space invader weapon?
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W-What?!
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Amazing!
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What's this button for?
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Wow! I'm floating!
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And this one?
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Boy, that was a shock...
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I have to get home quickly.
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Bye!
**[15:35] ---**
Say, Natsumi... Won't you
join the basketball team?
**[15:37] ---**
Sorry, Satsuki.
I don't have time for sports.
**[15:40] ---**
You're so athletic, Natsumi. I can
understand why Satsuki wants you.
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Not you too, Yayoi.
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If you joined, others would too.
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I have lots of chores at home. I'm sorry.
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Then... that means you
have no time for love, either.
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Love? Like there's anyone around.
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Now you don't want to fall in love!
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Why're you crying?
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Anyway, I'm in a rush.
**[16:04] ---**
All right. Bye!
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I wonder if he's there... Huh?
**[16:17] ---**
Saburo-senpai cut classes again.
**[16:20] ---**
That means you have
no time for love, either.
**[16:29] ---**
Natsumi really likes
Saburo-senpai!
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Don't advertise it!
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What's this?
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Gero gero gero gero!
**[16:51] ---**
Foolish Pekoponian!
I want my Kero Ball back!
**[16:55] ---**
Kero Ball?
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Don't act dumb!
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It will not be in your
best interest to hide it.
**[17:01] ---**
W-What're you going to do?!
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What else? I will interrogate you.
**[17:08] ---**
This Space Leech will crawl all over your body,
and you will know the pleasures of hell.
***SIGN*** Space Leech (male)
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Stop!
**[17:16] ---**
It's useless to resist!
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Oh... sorry.
**[17:25] ---**
I wanted to use a teleport on Sis...
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Good job, Fuyuki.
**[17:30] ---**
Hey, Sis, this thing is amazing!
It does so many things!
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Never mind that. Just get me down.
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Oh, wait a sec.
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This is it, right?
**[17:41] ---**
Be careful!
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Sorry!
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Gero gero gero gero!
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Now that I have the Kero Ball,
taking your lives will be easy!
**[17:55] ---**
Try anything silly, and I'll
make you sorry, you stupid frog!
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I am not a stupid frog!
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I am the leader of the Special Advance
Team of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
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the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
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Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[18:10] ---**
Sergeant Keroro?
**[18:13] ---**
I, along with four subordinates,
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have been making advance preparations
for the invasion of Pekopon.
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Once all our forces are in position,
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the subjugation of Pekopon
is inevitable, sir!
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It's Mom!
**[18:29] ---**
Run, Sergeant! Mom hates animals!
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I don't care who this Mom is.
**[18:34] ---**
A soldier never runs!
**[18:36] ---**
Ha! When Mom sees you,
she'll turn you into frog stew!
**[18:39] ---**
Hey, that's...
**[18:39] ---**
Frog stew?
**[18:41] ---**
Oh, but when our parakeet went missing,
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she served us questionable
"fried chicken" the following day.
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She'll run right over you.
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"Run right over" me?
**[18:52] ---**
She wouldn't do that!
**[18:53] ---**
But... she may dissect you.
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"Dissect"?
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I am a soldier!
**[18:59] ---**
Whatever this Mom is, I will not fear it!
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Well, I'm invincible anyway
as long as I have this.
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Oh, that's right... this is bad!
**[19:08] ---**
Mom!
**[19:09] ---**
The instant the door opens,
I will fire my Dorodoro Beam!
**[19:13] ---**
You can't!
**[19:14] ---**
Mom, don't come in!
**[19:16] ---**
Don't come, Mom!
**[19:18] ---**
You'll die!
**[19:19] ---**
Mom, don't come in!
**[19:21] ---**
Don't tell me they brought home
another critter!
**[19:25] ---**
Hey! You kids!
**[19:28] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Impact
**[19:29] ---**
Impact!
**[19:30] ---**
Die!
***SIGN*** Action
**[19:31] ---**
Action!
**[19:33] ---**
Dorodoro Beam!
***SIGN*** Related Goods
**[19:34] ---**
Related goods!
***SIGN*** FZZT
**[19:37] ---**
Malfunction?
**[19:38] ---**
Uh oh...
***SIGN*** EEP
**[19:41] ---**
Sorry, Mom! I'll get rid of him
right away.
***SIGN*** Tremble Tremble Tremble
**[19:44] ---**
Just let him live!
***SIGN*** elbmerT elbmerT
**[19:46] ---**
Don't dissect him!
Don't run him over! Please!
**[19:51] ---**
The Sergeant is no ordinary frog!
He's a space alien!
**[19:54] ---**
I think... I can become friends
with the Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Friends
**[20:00] ---**
F-Friends?
**[20:02] ---**
Yes. We're friends, Sergeant.
**[20:07] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[20:08] ---**
That's great! You are awesome!
**[20:11] ---**
And perfect to model our
new manga character after!
**[20:15] ---**
You can stay here with us
as long as you like!
**[20:17] ---**
Th-Then you won't dissect me?
**[20:19] ---**
Of course not! What a waste!
**[20:22] ---**
How did it turn out like this?
**[20:24] ---**
I'm so glad, Sergeant!
**[20:26] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:28] ---**
Sergeant!
**[20:29] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Gyurk!
**[20:33] ---**
Do not forget that I am an invader!
**[20:36] ---**
That's cruel, Sergeant.
We're supposed to be friends.
***SIGN*** Friends
**[20:44] ---**
That's that, and this is this.
**[20:46] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[20:48] ---**
I am going back to the mothership
to repair my Kero Ball,
**[20:52] ---**
then I will return to this land
and light the beacon to invade!
**[20:57] ---**
Oh, it's a message from the main fleet.
**[20:59] ---**
Main fleet to the advance team!
**[21:01] ---**
It seems one of our brethren has
made contact with the Pekoponians
**[21:04] ---**
and the situation has become
very dangerous.
**[21:06] ---**
Hence, the main fleet will leave
Pekopon airspace for now.
**[21:11] ---**
We are forced to abandon efforts
to rescue you.
**[21:14] ---**
Good luck and battle bravely!
**[21:17] ---**
What does that mean?
**[21:18] ---**
I think you've been left behind
by your comrades.
**[21:21] ---**
I-I'll be your friend.
**[21:24] ---**
And so it was
**[21:26] ---**
that Sergeant Keroro became formally
attached to the Hinata household.
**[21:30] ---**
Stupid frog, over here, too!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[23:06] ---**
It's Keroro, sir!
**[23:08] ---**
It was on a bright, spring day
**[23:10] ---**
that the first leg of the invasion began!
**[23:14] ---**
Can I make a Gundam model?
**[23:16] ---**
You're not supposed to throw away
the leaves on sakura mochi!
**[23:18] ---**
Well, forget that...
**[23:20] ---**
Next time marks the debut of a mysterious girl
named Momoka and Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[23:23] ---**
"Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
And...
**[23:27] ---**
"Momoka & Tamama:
Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E2 - Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir! / Momoka & Tamama: Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PZEJ/momoka--tamama-move-out-sir--momoka--tamama-operation-overload-the-hinatas-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
Everyone harbors a secret.
**[01:35] ---**
Here, for instance,
is a young girl with a secret.
**[01:41] ---**
See... the secret?
***SIGN*** Secret
**[01:43] ---**
I'm going to show this to Hinata-kun,
**[01:45] ---**
and today without fail,
I'm going to get close to him.
**[01:51] ---**
Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir!
**[01:56] ---**
*The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant. 3, 2, 1, fire! **
**[02:02] ---**
I overslept! I'll be late for school!
**[02:06] ---**
Good morning, Master Fuyuki!
**[02:08] ---**
Good morning, Sarge!
**[02:10] ---**
This "school" thing,
do you have to attend every day?
**[02:13] ---**
Well, yeah. I hate studying, but
I get to meet lots of my friends there.
**[02:17] ---**
Friends?
***SIGN*** Friends? Comrades?
**[02:19] ---**
Comrades? Comrades...?
**[02:22] ---**
Aw, drat!
**[02:24] ---**
I've been so wrapped up
in this silly life,
**[02:25] ---**
I forgot all about
looking for my comrades!
**[02:29] ---**
Excuse me!
**[02:33] ---**
What's the big idea, you stupid frog?!
**[02:36] ---**
My low-energy,
eco-safe vacuum cleaner, Sucker!
**[02:39] ---**
Its disposable dust bag system
has made it so powerful!
**[02:42] ---**
Sarge! Where were you going?
**[02:45] ---**
You weren't planning to
go outside, were you?
**[02:48] ---**
Exactly that! To find my comrades
scattered throughout this planet
**[02:52] ---**
is my most pressing duty...
**[02:53] ---**
Do you understand what your position is here?
**[02:56] ---**
If you're discovered, all the people
in town will panic!
**[02:58] ---**
You may not be able to
come home in one piece.
**[03:01] ---**
Dissection... physical experiments...
**[03:03] ---**
Being crushed under a car...
***SIGN*** Dissection
**[03:05] ---**
Dissection!
***SIGN*** Experimentation
**[03:07] ---**
Experimentation!
***SIGN*** An Unforeseen Accident
**[03:08] ---**
An unforeseen accident...
**[03:10] ---**
If you don't want that,
stay put in this house.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[03:13] ---**
Oh no, look at the time!
**[03:15] ---**
Sarge, watch the house, okay?
**[03:18] ---**
Not even my own father hit me!
No one's going to dissect me!
**[03:22] ---**
Can't invade Earth if I'm dead.
**[03:25] ---**
So it's not like I'm abandoning
my comrades, right?
**[03:28] ---**
Abandoning your comrades
is a terrible thing to do!
**[03:30] ---**
You're a failure as a commander!
**[03:32] ---**
Then I'll be the new leader!
***SIGN*** Failure as a Commander!
**[03:34] ---**
Failure as a commander!
**[03:35] ---**
Oh no! I almost betrayed
the trust of my men
**[03:38] ---**
and lost my cherished position
as platoon leader!
**[03:41] ---**
Phew, that was close!
Resuming course of action!
**[03:45] ---**
Heading north-northwest
about two kilometers!
**[03:47] ---**
Using Master Fuyuki's school as a
base camp, I will resume the search.
**[03:52] ---**
Onward!
**[03:56] ---**
Camouflage!
**[04:04] ---**
Gero!
**[04:19] ---**
What was that strange vibe?
**[04:21] ---**
All right. Let's practice serving next.
**[04:42] ---**
The last person I wished
to come across was Lady Natsumi!
**[04:44] ---**
Schools are frightening places!
**[04:47] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Where is
Master Fuyuki?! I want to go home!
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[04:55] ---**
Okay, the first meeting of
the Occult Club is now open.
**[05:00] ---**
That said... I'm the president
and also the only member.
**[05:06] ---**
That's right, Sarge is at home all alone.
**[05:10] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Master Fuyuki!
**[05:14] ---**
Sarge! What's he doing in school?
**[05:22] ---**
Hinata-kun...
**[05:26] ---**
Oh no, he's leaving. I've been
waiting all morning for this chance!
**[05:31] ---**
Well, then...
***SIGN*** The last resort
**[05:32] ---**
The last resort!
**[05:35] ---**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Charge
**[05:38] ---**
Nishizawa-san! Are you all right?
**[05:41] ---**
Ah! Two people bash into each other and
love blooms forth! I've seen it happen!
**[05:46] ---**
Yes. I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention.
**[05:49] ---**
Sorry, I have to go!
**[05:51] ---**
No, wait... Hinata-kun!
**[05:53] ---**
W-What is it?
**[05:55] ---**
The scene: after school,
in front of an empty classroom...
**[05:58] ---**
Should I just confess my love?
**[06:01] ---**
Um... err... I...
**[06:04] ---**
Hinata-kun, would... would...
**[06:07] ---**
Would?
**[06:07] ---**
Words can carry magical power, right?!
***SIGN*** Magic Words
**[06:10] ---**
I don't think you can deny the possibility.
**[06:13] ---**
I guess not. To tell you the truth,
**[06:15] ---**
I've always wanted to investigate things
like the seven wonders of the school, and...
**[06:19] ---**
Stupid Momoka! I was almost there!
**[06:23] ---**
Really? That's awesome!
**[06:25] ---**
If you're interested in joining
my Occult Club, you are so welcome!
**[06:29] ---**
Here, this is the club insignia.
**[06:32] ---**
Did you make...?
**[06:34] ---**
Yeah, it's handmade.
See, you can use it as a pin.
**[06:37] ---**
Hinata-kun made it himself...
and it matches his!
**[06:41] ---**
See you tomorrow!
**[06:42] ---**
Please wait!
**[06:43] ---**
W-What is it?
**[06:45] ---**
I cannot let this chance slip away!
**[06:48] ---**
Um... I... I've always wanted to
tell you... that I've fal... fal...
**[06:55] ---**
Fal...?
**[06:56] ---**
Fall... Fall...
**[06:58] ---**
Fa...
**[07:01] ---**
Fart...ed?
***SIGN*** Smelly Smelly Smelly
**[07:05] ---**
No, that wasn't me!
I've always had a strong stomach.
**[07:09] ---**
Even if it's loud, it doesn't smell.
**[07:11] ---**
And I prefer vegetables to meat.
**[07:13] ---**
And in autumn, potatoes are the best.
**[07:15] ---**
And oh, the matsutake mushrooms!
But it's not autumn yet...
**[07:19] ---**
And I don't know what
I'm saying! Goodbye!
**[07:22] ---**
Geez, Nishizawa is pretty weird.
**[07:25] ---**
It's over! He hates me!
**[07:27] ---**
Hinata-kun definitely thinks it was me!
**[07:31] ---**
And it had to be such a smelly fart!
***SIGN*** Enter: a new character
**[07:39] ---**
Enter: a new character!
**[07:43] ---**
Oh, stretching feels so good!
**[07:45] ---**
I drank colas all day,
and I felt so gassy!
**[07:49] ---**
And when it comes to smelly farts,
I can really cut the cheese!
**[07:53] ---**
After all, the average Keronian's fart
measures 9,500 poo-hekoki,
**[07:58] ---**
but mine is nearly five times greater
at 50,000 poo-hekoki.
**[08:01] ---**
So you can imagine just how potent
mine smells. Right, Momocchi?
**[08:05] ---**
Shut the hell up!
**[08:09] ---**
Hinata-kun... If only I were more aggressive...
**[08:15] ---**
And just what are you
going to do to me?!
**[08:18] ---**
The moment was perfect, and you
completely ruined it! You moron!
**[08:23] ---**
It's all your fault!
**[08:26] ---**
Take this! Take this! Take this!
**[08:28] ---**
Experimentation...
brainwashing... dissection...
**[08:30] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:32] ---**
Please no! No dissection!
**[08:34] ---**
Sarge, it's me!
**[08:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki! My safety is more
important than being a squad leader.
**[08:39] ---**
Let's go home!
**[08:43] ---**
What is it?
**[08:44] ---**
This is an SOS from a comrade!
Your leader is coming!
**[08:51] ---**
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
**[08:54] ---**
Oh, it's Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[08:56] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[08:56] ---**
Why, you...!
Who do you think saved you
**[08:59] ---**
when a stray dog was about to
bury you six feet under?!
**[09:02] ---**
I think one's gonna hit me
any moment now!
**[09:04] ---**
You brought shame upon your life saver!
**[09:08] ---**
Life... saver?
**[09:10] ---**
Gero!
**[09:14] ---**
Hit it!
**[09:18] ---**
This is bad!
**[09:19] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:21] ---**
No! Stop!
**[09:34] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[09:35] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama! Private!
**[09:39] ---**
Mister Sergeant...?!
**[09:41] ---**
You're alive, Private Tamama!
**[09:42] ---**
How I've wanted to see you!
**[09:44] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[09:46] ---**
Hey, Sarge, that was mean!
Even if it was to save your friend!
**[09:50] ---**
Gero!
**[09:50] ---**
You misunderstand!
She was the one in danger.
**[09:55] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama
has a certain secret...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[10:03] ---**
Quit bothering me!
**[10:14] ---**
As you can see...
**[10:15] ---**
...no one knows what'll happen
if he loses his temper.
**[10:18] ---**
Be more prudent, Private Tamama.
**[10:20] ---**
You nearly returned evil
for her good deed.
**[10:23] ---**
You're right!
I owe my life to Momocchi!
**[10:26] ---**
You son of a...
**[10:27] ---**
Are you all right?
**[10:28] ---**
Oh, Hinata-kun!
**[10:30] ---**
So you had an alien encounter, too.
**[10:33] ---**
Let me introduce you.
**[10:35] ---**
He is one of my platoon members,
Private 2nd class Tamama.
**[10:39] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[10:41] ---**
Wow! Tama-chan, you found a comrade!
**[10:44] ---**
Thanks to your bringing me to school!
**[10:51] ---**
Sir, may I stay with Momocchi?
**[10:54] ---**
Well, that'll be more effective to fool
the Pekoponians. Your request is granted.
**[10:59] ---**
Yay!
**[11:01] ---**
See you soon, Mr. Sergeant.
**[11:03] ---**
See you later.
**[11:04] ---**
Goodbye for now!
**[11:09] ---**
Hinata-kun and I have matching pins.
**[11:11] ---**
I hope this leads to
getting closer to Hinata-kun...
**[11:18] ---**
I said frog off, you dumb fly!
**[11:25] ---**
What are you doing?! You destroyed
my precious pin! You're dead meat!
**[11:29] ---**
Ahhh! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[11:32] ---**
And thus, Fuyuki became convinced
**[11:34] ---**
that pets take after their owners.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[11:45] ---**
That day, a special Alien Countermeasure
Meeting was held at the Hinata house.
**[11:51] ---**
Being invited to Hinata-kun's house
is like a dream!
**[11:55] ---**
The other day, I rushed to confess my love,
and totally screwed up. But today...
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun
**[12:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:01] ---**
As a starting point, I'll begin
with calling him by his first name!
**[12:06] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:07] ---**
Hi, Nishizawa-san!
**[12:09] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, this isn't much, but...
**[12:12] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... Fuyuki-kun... F-F-Fu...
**[12:27] ---**
Momoka & Tamama:
Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!
**[12:33] ---**
F-F-Fu...
***SIGN*** 30 minutes later
**[12:37] ---**
Are you Fuyuki's friend?
**[12:39] ---**
Who'd be this bold?! Talking about
Hinata-kun without an honorific!
**[12:42] ---**
Momocchi, are we there yet?
**[12:45] ---**
Aha. You must be the Tamama
I've heard so much about.
**[12:49] ---**
You're more like a cute tadpole
than a frog.
**[12:53] ---**
Are you Hinata-kun's older sister?
**[12:55] ---**
Yes, I'm Natsumi. Nice to meet you.
**[12:57] ---**
I'm Nishizawa Momoka.
I'm glad to meet you, too.
**[13:01] ---**
No more formalities.
Just come on in.
**[13:05] ---**
Fuyuki! Fuyuki!
You have a cute visitor.
**[13:09] ---**
You're a pretty fast worker, aren't you?
**[13:11] ---**
That's getting on my nerves.
**[13:13] ---**
Just 'cause you're his sister doesn't mean
you can call him "Fuyuki, Fuyuki" all day long!
**[13:17] ---**
Stupid frog, your henchman is also here.
**[13:20] ---**
She called my sergeant "stupid"!
She's unforgivable!
**[13:26] ---**
Oh, Nishizawa-san!
**[13:28] ---**
Welcome! Come on in.
**[13:31] ---**
Oh, Hinata-kun is wearing an apron!
**[13:35] ---**
Hey, Fukki! Hello!
**[13:37] ---**
Err, thank you for inviting me, F-F-Fuyu...
**[13:42] ---**
Sorry to call you over.
**[13:44] ---**
Let's have a thorough discussion
about how we and aliens can coexist.
**[13:49] ---**
Okay.
**[13:50] ---**
The smell of Hinata-kun's house...
**[13:53] ---**
I really feel close to Hinata-kun right now.
**[13:56] ---**
I'm starting to feel like I'm going to be
able to call him "Fuyuki-kun" naturally...
***SIGN*** Smelly Smelly Smelly
**[14:03] ---**
Yuck! What is this smell?
**[14:07] ---**
Everyone, evacuate!
**[14:09] ---**
The food is escaping!
**[14:14] ---**
Food...?
**[14:15] ---**
What did you do, Sarge?
You should have kept the lid on!
**[14:19] ---**
Sorry, my bad.
**[14:20] ---**
My special treat for
Private Tamama is totally ruined!
***SIGN*** FX Pizza with Assorted Outer Space Toppings
**[14:24] ---**
The FX pizza with assorted
outer space toppings! My favorite!
**[14:29] ---**
I wanted to surprise you
with a Keronian local delicacy.
**[14:34] ---**
I appreciate your kindness.
**[14:36] ---**
What's this crap? Are you trying
to kill me? You filthy son of a...
**[14:42] ---**
Your friend is very "unique."
Don't you think so?
***SIGN*** Snap
**[14:50] ---**
You never know when to
give up, do you?
**[14:52] ---**
I see... The superior and
the subordinate are quite alike.
**[14:57] ---**
Gero gero!
**[14:58] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[14:59] ---**
Yes!
**[15:00] ---**
I will not allow any
rough stuff in my host's home!
**[15:04] ---**
Cripes! Just make sure you
clean up all this mess.
**[15:07] ---**
Roger that!
**[15:09] ---**
C'mon, private!
**[15:11] ---**
Come on in, too, Nishizawa-san.
**[15:13] ---**
All right.
**[15:16] ---**
Now, then... we're alone at last, Tamama.
**[15:20] ---**
Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Resonance?
**[15:27] ---**
Resonance?
**[15:31] ---**
What soothing harmony!
**[15:33] ---**
Now, let's review the progress,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[15:36] ---**
Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:38] ---**
There are five of us in my unit.
**[15:41] ---**
So the other three must be
somewhere planetside.
**[15:44] ---**
If all five of us can get together,
taking this planet will be a cinch!
**[15:49] ---**
However, let me say one thing,
Private Tamama.
**[15:52] ---**
Yes?
**[15:53] ---**
Master Fuyuki and his family
have sheltered me
**[15:55] ---**
from Pekoponians who would have
dissected me. I owe them my life.
**[16:00] ---**
You must never trouble them.
***SIGN*** Crane Frog
**[16:03] ---**
They're irrelevant to
our invasion of Pekopon.
***SIGN*** The Grateful Crane Frog
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, I understand! You are such a
man of honor, Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:12] ---**
That is why you are my hero.
**[16:14] ---**
Stop it. I'm blushing.
**[16:16] ---**
Now that this discussion is over,
let us wind up what we began.
**[16:22] ---**
The vitality of that FX pizza's
outer space toppings
**[16:25] ---**
is frighteningly strong.
**[16:27] ---**
But...
**[16:28] ---**
Do we have to clean up?
Why not let the maid do it?
**[16:34] ---**
Gero!
**[16:36] ---**
Maid? Uhh... who is that?
**[16:39] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[16:40] ---**
A maid is a professional
at cleaning and housework.
**[16:43] ---**
Are you saying there's no maid
in this house?
**[16:47] ---**
Tamama, what kind of life
have you had on Pekopon?
**[16:52] ---**
Oh, a very average lifestyle.
**[16:54] ---**
I lack for nothing.
Sleep, rise and play when I feel like it.
**[16:58] ---**
If anything is hard,
it's deciding what to drink and eat.
**[17:02] ---**
I'm always drinking too much cola,
so I can't stop farting.
**[17:05] ---**
I have so many Gundam models,
I can't keep up with the new releases.
**[17:08] ---**
Something wrong, Mr. Sergeant?
***SIGN*** The Loser
***SIGN*** The Winner
**[17:10] ---**
Hey, Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Foreshadowing
**[17:12] ---**
Foreshadowing.
***SIGN*** First Special Countermeasure Meeting on Space Aliens Agenda: How to co-exist with aliens
**[17:15] ---**
The first special countermeasure
meeting on aliens will now begin.
**[17:22] ---**
I'm all alone with Hinata-kun.
**[17:22] ---**
First, let's exchange some ideas on how
we can coexist without any trouble...
**[17:24] ---**
This is my chance to call out his name!
**[17:26] ---**
While I give him this gift,
I'll say it naturally...
**[17:30] ---**
Umm...
**[17:30] ---**
Yes, Nishizawa-san?
**[17:31] ---**
Well... this isn't much but... F-F-Fu...
**[17:37] ---**
Fuyuki, here's some tea.
***SIGN*** Bargain Sale Positivity
**[17:40] ---**
F-Fu-Fu...
**[17:41] ---**
Oh... I'm sorry, was it too hot?
**[17:43] ---**
Oh no, not at all.
**[17:47] ---**
Now, where were we?
**[17:50] ---**
Oh, yes. In order to avoid trouble,
**[17:52] ---**
we'd better not take them
to school. And...
**[17:55] ---**
This isn't much, but... F-Fu-Fu...
**[18:00] ---**
Momocchi!
**[18:00] ---**
Hey, that was awfully fast!
Did you get everything clean?
**[18:04] ---**
Oh, man. I'm a sergeant, y'know...
**[18:06] ---**
Why my situation is so different
from the lesser-ranked Tamama's?
**[18:09] ---**
I must have infiltrated
the wrong house...
**[18:13] ---**
Sarge? Why're you sulking?
**[18:15] ---**
Darn, those meddlers are back.
**[18:18] ---**
Looky, Sarge! We got some gifts!
**[18:21] ---**
Oh, hamburgers from WcDonald's!
Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
**[18:25] ---**
Oh, it's nothing much...
**[18:28] ---**
The meat is the best-grade
Matsuzaka beef,
**[18:30] ---**
and the freshly-picked Idaho potatoes
just came by air this morning.
**[18:33] ---**
It's one of the specialties
of the Nishizawa Stores.
**[18:35] ---**
Nishizawa Stores?
Your family owns a hamburger chain?
**[18:39] ---**
There's a WcDonald's store
inside Momocchi's house.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[18:45] ---**
There's also a toy store,
a cake shop, a convenience store...
**[18:49] ---**
You can get just about
anything you need in the mansion.
**[18:53] ---**
By any chance, are you...
**[18:54] ---**
...the daughter of a super-rich magnate?
**[18:57] ---**
Oh, that's not important... F-F-Fu...
**[19:00] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, please eat and cheer up!
**[19:03] ---**
How do you eat this stuff?
Like this? Or this?
**[19:07] ---**
Stop being so grumpy. Here!
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, wow!
**[19:14] ---**
Mother, it's so good! This is the
ultimate Matsuzaka beef, all right!
**[19:18] ---**
Isn't it?
**[19:19] ---**
And let's see... the fries.
**[19:21] ---**
F-F-Fu...
***SIGN*** Delicious
**[19:23] ---**
Wow! Absolutely delicious!
**[19:26] ---**
Crispy on the outside and fluffy
on the inside. The ultimate best!
**[19:30] ---**
We can't have a meeting like this!
**[19:32] ---**
All right, guys, you can
have the fries. So go away.
**[19:37] ---**
Crap! At this rate, I'll never be able
to get close to Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:41] ---**
Go for it, Momoka. Just say it!
**[19:44] ---**
Umm...
**[19:44] ---**
Yes?
**[19:45] ---**
F-F-Fu...
**[19:48] ---**
Flying saucers exist, do you think?
**[19:51] ---**
Well, Sarge uses them,
so I guess they do.
**[19:55] ---**
Oh, yes, of course.
**[19:56] ---**
But what I really mean is... F-F-Fu...
**[20:01] ---**
Feu de pot cooking
is really nice in winter.
**[20:04] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[20:05] ---**
F-F-Fu... Fu... Food is fun.
**[20:10] ---**
Fun is first in life...
But food is important...
**[20:13] ---**
Figs are nice when it comes to food.
**[20:18] ---**
Food is good in winter,
but figs are summer fruits...
**[20:20] ---**
Oh, this is the pits! Fuyuki-kun
probably thinks I'm so weird!
**[20:23] ---**
...so there's feu de pot, but probably
the best thing is shabu-shabu!
**[20:28] ---**
Umm... I...
**[20:31] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, behind you!
**[20:40] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, are you all right?!
**[20:41] ---**
Oh, thanks, Nishizawa-san.
**[20:43] ---**
I'm so glad, Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:47] ---**
I said it!
**[20:48] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Speechless
**[20:52] ---**
I heard it! I heard it!
**[20:54] ---**
In that moment of excitement,
you said "Fuyuki-kun."
**[20:59] ---**
She finally said it, huh?
**[21:01] ---**
We were running some subtle
interference. Did you notice?
**[21:05] ---**
You knew all along, you son of a...!
**[21:09] ---**
Come over to our house
next time, Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:13] ---**
I'll be sure to visit!
**[21:14] ---**
And I'm not just saying this for
the sake of politeness!
**[21:17] ---**
I'll take my leave now.
**[21:19] ---**
Goodbye.
**[21:20] ---**
I don't feel like we accomplished
much in this meeting.
**[21:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:26] ---**
But for Momoka, it was undoubtedly
a very fruitful day.
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun
**[21:33] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
It's me, Tamama!
**[23:08] ---**
It's a new semester out there.
How do you like your new school year?
**[23:11] ---**
Some of you are in new schools now,
right? How is that?
**[23:13] ---**
And those who just started working,
how are you doing?
**[23:15] ---**
And job-hoppers,
think about setting down!
**[23:17] ---**
Everyone do your best,
but please don't kill yourselves.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
I'll be in a pinch!
**[23:22] ---**
"Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!"
**[23:25] ---**
And...
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E3 - Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir! / Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DP4J/keroros-critical-point-breached-sir--keroros-secret-mission-begins-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Spring
**[01:33] ---**
Spring... a beautiful season.
**[01:35] ---**
However, there is an organism that is
emanating an out-of-place aura.
**[01:39] ---**
Eww... What is this?!
**[01:40] ---**
Gross!
**[01:42] ---**
It's coming from Sergeant's room.
**[01:44] ---**
That stupid frog!
What the heck is he doing?!
**[01:48] ---**
Hey! Stupid...
**[01:51] ---**
Sarge?
**[01:52] ---**
I'm sick of it... this life of misery...
**[01:59] ---**
Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!
**[02:04] ---**
What's with him?
**[02:06] ---**
Who knows...?
**[02:07] ---**
Oh my gosh!
**[02:09] ---**
Tamama!
**[02:10] ---**
We've gotta do something at once!
**[02:12] ---**
We Keronians call this state...
***SIGN*** Critical Point Breached
**[02:15] ---**
...Critical Point Breached!
**[02:18] ---**
Critical Point Breached?
**[02:20] ---**
This happens when too
much stress accumulates.
**[02:20] ---**
It's wrong... It's no good...
**[02:24] ---**
...this life of misery...
**[02:26] ---**
He's just lazing around. That's all.
**[02:28] ---**
Well... he might appear so, but...
**[02:34] ---**
I'm not "lazing around."
**[02:36] ---**
How can you be so cold
to someone in so much pain?
**[02:40] ---**
In order to keep my presence
a secret from others,
**[02:43] ---**
I have been forced to toil every day
like a prisoner in this house.
**[02:49] ---**
I think I can sort of
understand how hard it is
**[02:53] ---**
being unable to set foot outside.
**[02:55] ---**
Really...?
**[02:57] ---**
It looks to me like he's
living an easy life.
**[03:00] ---**
He has a point, as far as cleaning
and washing are concerned, but...
**[03:04] ---**
...at other times, he just builds
Gundam models, surfs the net,
**[03:07] ---**
reads manga, eats and sleeps.
**[03:12] ---**
I've had enough of this life, sir!
I want to go out, sir!
**[03:16] ---**
Please do something,
Master Fuyuki...!
**[03:20] ---**
If you want to go out,
why don't you?
**[03:22] ---**
Gero!
**[03:23] ---**
There's no telling
what will happen to you
**[03:25] ---**
if you're discovered
by an Earthling, of course...
***SIGN*** Dissection
**[03:28] ---**
Dissection!
***SIGN*** Experimentation
**[03:29] ---**
Experimentation!
***SIGN*** An Unforeseen Accident
**[03:31] ---**
An unforeseen accident...
**[03:32] ---**
Gero!
**[03:35] ---**
Sis, you didn't have to
scare him like that...
**[03:39] ---**
If only Mr. Sergeant could
live in a large house, like me.
**[03:44] ---**
Why, at Momocchi's house,
**[03:46] ---**
I can ride a bike around
in her huge yard,
***SIGN*** Bike Huge yard
**[03:50] ---**
and enjoy shopping at the Nishizawa
family's private shopping mall,
***SIGN*** Private Shopping Mall Shopping
**[03:54] ---**
and even enjoy the latest movies
in a huge movie theater.
***SIGN*** Latest Movies at a Theater
**[03:58] ---**
I would like to do something
for Mr. Sergeant...
**[04:02] ---**
...but those luxuries are mine alone!
***SIGN*** Alone
**[04:04] ---**
I cannot share them with anyone else.
***SIGN*** Winner
***SIGN*** Loser
**[04:08] ---**
It is a problem...
**[04:10] ---**
E-Everyone's forgotten that
I'm a sergeant.
**[04:13] ---**
I really must have infiltrated
the wrong house...
**[04:18] ---**
Well, I'm sorry this house
is so small.
**[04:20] ---**
Sarge, why don't we go out
for a walk together?
**[04:24] ---**
What?!
**[04:25] ---**
Really?!
**[04:27] ---**
Isn't it wonderful, Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:31] ---**
Are you serious?
**[04:32] ---**
See you later!
**[04:34] ---**
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
***SIGN*** In here
**[04:39] ---**
Blue skies! Refreshing breeze!
**[04:42] ---**
I can even hear the birds chirping!
**[04:45] ---**
It's so wonderful to be outdoors...
**[04:48] ---**
As if! This is ridiculous!
**[04:51] ---**
Don't do that, Sarge!
You mustn't show yourself!
**[04:54] ---**
Oh... What is that smoke?
**[04:56] ---**
Eww, how gross...
**[04:58] ---**
Okay, I get your point!
**[05:00] ---**
Being in my own room would
have been much better than that!
**[05:04] ---**
I know, but...
**[05:06] ---**
If you're discovered,
the whole world will be in an uproar.
**[05:10] ---**
Our peaceful life will be
turned upside down.
**[05:14] ---**
What are you?
A demon in human skin?
***SIGN*** Nice jab...
**[05:17] ---**
I know how you feel. You're my friend,
so I want to help you, but...
**[05:24] ---**
So what we need to do is make sure no one
finds out Mr. Sergeant is an alien.
**[05:30] ---**
The 2nd mission!
***SIGN*** This
**[05:35] ---**
This is it!
**[05:36] ---**
Turning myself into an object commonly
found on Pekopon... A great idea!
**[05:42] ---**
The Pekoponians
shouldn't recognize me now.
**[05:44] ---**
Kero kero ke!
**[05:45] ---**
Another brilliant idea, taking advantage
of the color of my body!
**[05:49] ---**
As if!
**[05:52] ---**
The point is to allow me
to walk around freely!
**[05:54] ---**
You can't forget that, sir!
**[05:57] ---**
It would be ideal if you looked human,
but that's impossible...
**[06:02] ---**
I want to become a human right now!
**[06:05] ---**
That would be easy.
**[06:07] ---**
Huh?
**[06:08] ---**
This calls for... the Pekoponian Suit!
**[06:11] ---**
Oh, I forgot about that.
**[06:13] ---**
Mission Number 3!
**[06:18] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, ready for launch!
**[06:21] ---**
Hey! That's the wrong kind of "suit"!
**[06:23] ---**
Oh! You're right!
**[06:25] ---**
Sorry, I screwed up.
This is the right one!
**[06:30] ---**
No mistake this time...
It's the Pekoponian Suit.
**[06:35] ---**
Yes, well... Do I look cute?
***SIGN*** Am I hot?
**[06:39] ---**
What are you all doing...?
**[06:41] ---**
Sarge... I don't think that'll work.
**[06:44] ---**
What?!
**[06:46] ---**
Cloud Dragon Style entrance!
***SIGN*** Cloud Dragon Style
***SIGN*** Ring Entrance!
**[06:49] ---**
That's no good, either.
**[06:50] ---**
Hmph! All you do is complain, Fukki!
**[06:54] ---**
Well, it isn't much fun,
but... what about this?
**[06:58] ---**
Oh! What's that?!
**[07:00] ---**
Why didn't you get that one sooner?
**[07:02] ---**
Although this is one
small step for a sergeant,
**[07:06] ---**
it is a giant leap for a Keronian!
**[07:09] ---**
Sarge, you can't!
It's absolutely weird!
**[07:12] ---**
I-It's no good, sir?
**[07:14] ---**
I think it's pretty good.
**[07:17] ---**
How can we give up now?!
**[07:18] ---**
Let me show you the special
makeup tricks I learned in Hollywood.
**[07:22] ---**
Oh, you were trained in Hollywood?!
**[07:25] ---**
I wonder when that happened...
**[07:26] ---**
It's the 4th mission, darn it!
***SIGN*** Before
**[07:30] ---**
Before.
***SIGN*** After
**[07:32] ---**
After.
**[07:35] ---**
Now I look like any
other frog you'd see on Pekopon.
**[07:39] ---**
Croak, croak, I am a frog...!
**[07:44] ---**
Why did you stop me, Master Fuyuki?!
**[07:47] ---**
That's right! I worked my butt off
to create such a true masterpiece!
**[07:51] ---**
As I've been telling you, it's no good!
**[07:53] ---**
Hmph! You're always saying "no."
What would satisfy you?
**[07:59] ---**
I understand how Sarge feels.
I wish I could do something.
**[08:04] ---**
Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
I truly appreciate the thought...
**[08:10] ---**
Never mind that. Hurry up
and take that thing off, will you?!
**[08:12] ---**
Now, I have to use go with my last resort...
**[08:15] ---**
The space plant Dreaming Alpha!
**[08:18] ---**
Haven't you given up yet?
**[08:22] ---**
Oh... What a beautiful field of flowers!
**[08:26] ---**
When you're stung by a feeler,
**[08:28] ---**
you'll see things you don't ordinarily see.
**[08:30] ---**
It looks bad for his health.
**[08:32] ---**
It is! The problem with
using this flower is that
**[08:35] ---**
it causes serious side effects!
**[08:37] ---**
Hey! You stop! Sarge, are you all right?
**[08:42] ---**
I'm at the end of my rope.
**[08:45] ---**
Sarge...
**[08:47] ---**
I guess... there is no way
I can be truly free...
**[08:55] ---**
This is all so stupid...
**[08:56] ---**
You'd think an alien would
have the power to transform.
**[09:01] ---**
I guess a frog is no more
than just a frog.
**[09:04] ---**
Nothing you do will help.
**[09:09] ---**
This is so frustrating!
**[09:12] ---**
Cruel! She's so cruel! She has no heart...
**[09:13] ---**
Hmph! It was unkind of Natchi to say that.
**[09:17] ---**
Huh? Where have you been, Tamama?
**[09:20] ---**
I got hungry,
**[09:21] ---**
so I hopped back to
Momocchi's mansion.
**[09:23] ---**
What?
**[09:24] ---**
Now that you mention it,
how do you travel to and from here?
**[09:30] ---**
I use the anti-barrier.
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier
**[09:33] ---**
Anti-barrier...?
**[09:35] ---**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Badge of Rank
**[09:37] ---**
If you turn the badge on your forehead,
you disappear. Like this!
**[09:42] ---**
Oh...?!
**[09:48] ---**
You should have told us
about that in the beginning.
**[09:49] ---**
What?! I was sure Mr. Sergeant
knew about it...
**[09:53] ---**
What's wrong with me?
I've missed out on so much...
**[09:57] ---**
I-Isn't that great, Sarge?
Now you can go out anytime.
**[10:02] ---**
We all, y'know,
forget things at times...
**[10:07] ---**
Huh?
**[10:09] ---**
Now I have nothing to fear! I'm the ruler!
**[10:13] ---**
Anti-barrier...! Switch on!
**[10:18] ---**
Oh!
**[10:19] ---**
What's neat is that you can
even choose who can see you!
**[10:25] ---**
Sarge? Sarge? Where are you?
**[10:29] ---**
Hey! What is this? What's going on?!
**[10:36] ---**
The advantage is clearly on my side!
**[10:39] ---**
My first step in this
memorable invasion of Pekopon...
**[10:42] ---**
...is my revenge on Lady Natsumi!
**[10:48] ---**
Oh!
**[10:49] ---**
I knew it. You stupid frog!
**[10:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:54] ---**
Oh...
**[10:56] ---**
W-Why...? She should not...
be able... to see me...
**[11:03] ---**
Out of batteries.
**[11:04] ---**
You have to charge it
before you start using it.
**[11:09] ---**
I didn't know...
**[11:10] ---**
Message to our viewers.
**[11:12] ---**
Make sure you check the batteries of
your handhelds and cell phones often!
**[11:24] ---**
Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
**[11:31] ---**
Endless peace...
**[11:33] ---**
That may be something out of reach
for humankind today.
**[11:37] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[11:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro... Sergeant...
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[11:50] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant... Afro Sergeant...
**[11:53] ---**
That stupid frog has been
strangely hard-working lately.
**[11:57] ---**
And ever since he learned
how to use his anti-barrier,
**[11:59] ---**
he's been walking around
freely outside.
**[12:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi bought me a Gundam
model kit. What happened to her?
**[12:14] ---**
What's more... it's a
Gwazine-class battleship,
**[12:17] ---**
which strikes the hearts
of hardcore fans!
**[12:18] ---**
It's going to be the Great Degwin.
**[12:23] ---**
I have no idea what he's talking about,
**[12:26] ---**
but he should be stuck
in his room for awhile now!
***SIGN*** Security...
**[12:30] ---**
Uh... at the suggestion of Natsumi,
I would like to begin
**[12:34] ---**
the Hinata Family World
Security Convention.
**[12:38] ---**
'Scuse me.
**[12:39] ---**
Yes, Sis?
**[12:40] ---**
Lately, that stupid frog's been
acting suspiciously.
**[12:43] ---**
I'm sure he's planning something!
**[12:46] ---**
Really? But he's been
working very diligently.
**[12:49] ---**
You're imagining things.
**[12:51] ---**
It just means that Sarge
has gotten used to life here.
**[12:54] ---**
You're too naive! That's why
people always take advantage of you!
**[12:56] ---**
Listen... those guys came here
in an attempt to invade the Earth!
**[13:01] ---**
But the main force has retreated,
**[13:03] ---**
and Sarge and the others
were as good as abandoned.
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
**[13:06] ---**
What if that's all a lie?
**[13:08] ---**
Maybe they're secretly
preparing to invade the Earth!
**[13:13] ---**
That's silly!
**[13:15] ---**
What do you think, Mom?
**[13:16] ---**
Hm... It does seem like Kero-chan
has some kind of secret.
**[13:20] ---**
It's probably something adorable!
***SIGN*** Slimy
Sludgy
Sticky
Squishy
**[13:24] ---**
Is that what Mom means by "adorable"?!
**[13:26] ---**
In conclusion...
**[13:27] ---**
I suggest we observe them to see
whether they are planning anything.
**[13:31] ---**
Ah! That's a good idea!
***SIGN*** Security Convention
**[13:33] ---**
So we'll monitor Kero-chan all day?!
**[13:35] ---**
Monitor...?
**[13:36] ---**
Mankind has the right to know!
**[13:39] ---**
If they are conspiring against us,
peace on Earth may be in danger!
**[13:44] ---**
We can see Kero-chan's
sleazy private life...
**[13:47] ---**
Hey, wait...
**[13:49] ---**
Two against one; we win.
We will begin our observation of Keroro.
***SIGN*** Anticipation
**[13:53] ---**
Anticipation!
**[13:54] ---**
His true behavior...
will soon become apparent!
***SIGN*** Excitement
**[13:57] ---**
Excitement!
**[13:58] ---**
I swear we'll learn the truth about him!
***SIGN*** Sense of Guilt
**[14:01] ---**
Sense of guilt...
**[14:02] ---**
I don't really want to do it...
**[14:12] ---**
How's it going? Getting much done?
**[14:14] ---**
It's not easy getting the shine
in the red of the body...
**[14:26] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge...
**[14:28] ---**
This is the end of that
stupid frog's schemes.
**[14:31] ---**
It's the other way around!
**[14:32] ---**
It'll be clear that you're just
imagining things!
**[14:35] ---**
Don't cry when you discover
that you've been taken in.
***SIGN*** Night
**[14:37] ---**
And then...
***SIGN*** Morning
**[14:39] ---**
...the next day.
**[14:40] ---**
Well, take care of the
house now, Kero-chan.
**[14:43] ---**
Clean the bathroom too, today.
**[14:45] ---**
Later, Sarge.
**[14:47] ---**
Roger! I sincerely pray you will be
successful in your battles today!
**[14:58] ---**
So, they're finally gone...
**[15:00] ---**
Now, this place is all mine for a while.
**[15:08] ---**
Ohh... this is a great opening!
**[15:11] ---**
He does sound like a villain!
**[15:13] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[15:14] ---**
We'll save the rest of
the fun until we get home.
**[15:17] ---**
You're lucky, Mom.
You can watch him on your laptop.
**[15:19] ---**
I won't have any time to
check it at work! Now, let's go.
**[15:24] ---**
All right...
**[15:32] ---**
At a certain major publishing company...
**[15:33] ---**
Sorry to say, but this is just no good.
**[15:37] ---**
The story's too contrived.
But don't let this get you down.
**[15:41] ---**
Keep at it, newbie!
**[15:44] ---**
Hinata Aki... age unknown.
Manga magazine editor.
**[15:48] ---**
Apart from her basic abilities,
**[15:50] ---**
her physical form is of the
highest level for this planet.
**[15:54] ---**
Her strong charisma would
make her a great commander.
**[15:57] ---**
She requires careful attention.
**[15:59] ---**
Hm...?
**[16:02] ---**
Was I imagining things?
**[16:03] ---**
Kissho Academy...
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[16:05] ---**
All right. We will begin the
second meeting of the Occult Club.
**[16:09] ---**
We don't have many members,
but let's do our best.
**[16:13] ---**
Oh... I'm so happy I can be
all alone with Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:18] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki, age 12.
**[16:21] ---**
He is average in both
physical and academic abilities.
**[16:23] ---**
However, when his interests
are engaged,
**[16:26] ---**
he shows exceptional
observational and insightful skills.
**[16:29] ---**
In temperament he is calm;
his ability to adapt is high.
**[16:33] ---**
Huh? Oh!
**[16:36] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... is something wrong?
**[16:39] ---**
Natsumi...!
**[16:41] ---**
Hang in there!
**[16:42] ---**
Hinata Natsumi, age 13.
**[16:45] ---**
Quite advanced in both
physical and academic abilities.
**[16:49] ---**
Extremely aggressive in temperament,
**[16:51] ---**
but socially highly adaptable.
**[16:54] ---**
With her hidden shrewdness,
she is a person to be wary of.
**[17:03] ---**
Natsumi... I'll be waiting outside.
**[17:05] ---**
Got it!
**[17:11] ---**
Ah!
**[17:13] ---**
Oh no!
**[17:19] ---**
It must be... Darn him...!
**[17:23] ---**
Hey! Come out here, you stupid frog!
**[17:26] ---**
Gero!
**[17:27] ---**
What's this all about?!
**[17:28] ---**
I haven't done a single thing wrong.
**[17:31] ---**
It's no use lying.
We have solid proof here.
**[17:36] ---**
Sis, it's wrong to blame him
without evidence.
**[17:40] ---**
That's right. We must watch
the documentary movie first.
**[17:43] ---**
What? Movie...?
**[17:45] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[17:46] ---**
A-All right...
**[17:51] ---**
Th-This is... Master Fuyuki...!
**[17:54] ---**
How could you use hidden cameras?!
**[17:57] ---**
Never mind scenes like this.
Fast forward!
**[18:04] ---**
Huh...?
**[18:12] ---**
Sarge is very diligent, isn't he?
**[18:14] ---**
Yes... he's admirable!
**[18:17] ---**
But there's nothing sleazy...
**[18:19] ---**
I told you, I've been framed!
**[18:21] ---**
Hold on, now! The question is,
what happens next?
**[18:38] ---**
What?!
**[18:39] ---**
Reading...?
**[18:41] ---**
Internet...?
**[18:43] ---**
Gundam models?
**[18:44] ---**
This is embarrassing!
**[18:47] ---**
It's really... extremely ordinary, isn't it?
**[18:50] ---**
Actually, I envy him...
**[18:52] ---**
Keep watching!
Something's bound to come out!
**[18:54] ---**
Ah...
**[18:55] ---**
Huh?
**[18:57] ---**
No...! This is no good! Don't look!
**[19:01] ---**
What is it?!
**[19:02] ---**
Finally, Kero-chan's secret...!
**[19:04] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Two bowls at once!
**[19:10] ---**
Two bowls at once!
**[19:11] ---**
I wanted to try it just once!
**[19:15] ---**
I'll never do anything so outrageous again!
**[19:18] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[19:20] ---**
Huh? Am I pardoned?
***SIGN*** Gnash Gnash Gnash
**[19:27] ---**
See?! Sergeant never left the house!
He has the perfect alibi.
**[19:32] ---**
Then who could it be?
**[19:35] ---**
I felt a strange vibe, too.
**[19:39] ---**
Now that you mention it, I did, too.
**[19:40] ---**
But... at least we know
that Sarge is innocent.
**[19:44] ---**
Oh... Master Fuyuki!
**[19:45] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[19:47] ---**
Oh, Lady Mom!
**[19:48] ---**
Sis!
**[19:49] ---**
Uh... I'm sorry I suspected you!
**[19:52] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Innocent
**[19:57] ---**
This quality! This amount!
I am absolutely impressed!
**[20:01] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge.
**[20:03] ---**
You get special dishes today, Kero-chan.
**[20:05] ---**
Don't you dare leave anything uneaten!
**[20:08] ---**
Thank you for this food!
**[20:12] ---**
This is delicious... too delicious!
How about this one?
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[20:19] ---**
See you later!
**[20:21] ---**
Oh, so yesterday was
quite a day for you...
**[20:24] ---**
The cameras are gone,
but I'm still hurt inside.
**[20:29] ---**
Maybe I should just
take over this house!
**[20:33] ---**
Just kidding! Though the thought
crossed my mind.
**[20:36] ---**
Oops! It's time for my dramas!
**[20:39] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
Push the button on the remote!
**[20:42] ---**
Okay!
**[20:52] ---**
Oh no...! Why?!
**[20:57] ---**
I did some checking on you, Keroro!
**[21:01] ---**
I never thought you'd become
a prisoner of the Pekoponians!
**[21:09] ---**
Oh! You are...!
**[21:10] ---**
A mysterious stranger
appeared out of the blast!
**[21:14] ---**
Who could he be?!
**[21:17] ---**
He is a third Keronian,
after Keroro and Tamama.
**[21:22] ---**
His name... Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Giro (glare)
**[21:26] ---**
Oops, I shouldn't have
mentioned his name before he did.
**[21:29] ---**
At any rate, peace in the Hinata household
is drifting further and further away.
**[21:34] ---**
Yeah...!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Fuyuki. Have you all gone
to see the cherry blossoms?
**[23:10] ---**
Our mom is so busy, we don't
have time to go and view the flowers.
**[23:14] ---**
Is there anyone like us out there?
**[23:15] ---**
It's pretty cool to sit
reading occult magazines
**[23:18] ---**
at times like these.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that! The red devil
appears in the next episode!
**[23:23] ---**
"Giroro: The Most Dangerous
Man in the Universe, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
And...
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
of a Dangerous Man, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E4 - Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man in the Universe, Sir! / Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance of a Dangerous Man, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8VD3/giroro-the-most-dangerous-man-in-the-universe-sir--keroro-rain-with-a-slight-chance-of-a-dangerous-man-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
The invasion of Earth...
**[01:32] ---**
It could begin in a place
we humans would least imagine.
**[01:38] ---**
For example, yes...
**[01:40] ---**
...this very television that you are
watching right now.
**[01:44] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[01:46] ---**
Push the button on the remote!
**[01:48] ---**
Okay!
**[02:02] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant?!
**[02:04] ---**
What a sorry sight.
**[02:06] ---**
Oh!
**[02:07] ---**
Who'd have thought you'd
become prisoners of the Pekoponians.
**[02:11] ---**
You are...!
**[02:15] ---**
It's been a while, Keroro!
**[02:20] ---**
Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man
in the Universe, Sir!
***SIGN*** GI
***SIGN*** RO
***SIGN*** RO
**[02:28] ---**
You are...
**[02:29] ---**
...Corporal Giroro!
**[02:31] ---**
Hmph! Should you be using
that tone with your superior?
***SIGN*** Giro (glare)
**[02:35] ---**
Hm, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[02:37] ---**
Sir! I just got carried away!
**[02:40] ---**
Attenshun!
**[02:40] ---**
Okay!
**[02:41] ---**
Grit your eyes!
**[02:43] ---**
Yes... What? My eyes?
**[02:47] ---**
You mean you can't do it?
**[02:48] ---**
It's not that I cannot, perhaps,
but this is so sudden...
**[02:53] ---**
Here.
**[02:54] ---**
Normally, one cannot.
**[02:56] ---**
No fair!
**[02:57] ---**
You couldn't even figure that out...
What a miserable state you're in!
**[03:02] ---**
And this is all because of
your poor training, Keroro!
**[03:06] ---**
Get up! Open your eyes! Wake up!
**[03:11] ---**
Is it morning already?
**[03:12] ---**
Wake up!
**[03:20] ---**
*The passwords are:*
**[03:23] ---**
*Afro and Sergeant.*
**[03:24] ---**
I have no idea what's going on...
**[03:25] ---**
*Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).*
**[03:27] ---**
What are you babbling about?
**[03:30] ---**
What's with this senseless reaction?
**[03:34] ---**
Well, if it isn't Corporal Giroro!
It's been a while.
**[03:38] ---**
When did you get here?
**[03:39] ---**
You're slow as ever.
**[03:42] ---**
Keroro, I discovered you here
a week ago.
**[03:47] ---**
I became concerned because you
haven't done anything,
**[03:50] ---**
even though a month has passed
since the main force retreated.
**[03:52] ---**
So I came looking for you.
**[03:54] ---**
Oh! Thanks for the trouble.
**[04:03] ---**
Of all things, the leader
has been taken prisoner!
**[04:08] ---**
I am ashamed, sir.
**[04:09] ---**
In order to rescue you,
**[04:12] ---**
I investigated this facility
and all of the residents here.
**[04:17] ---**
As a result, I've come up with
a better idea than rescuing you.
**[04:21] ---**
Oh! And what might that be?
**[04:23] ---**
We will take over this facility
***SIGN*** Hinata House
**[04:26] ---**
and make it our base
for the invasion of Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Frontline Base
**[04:29] ---**
Oh...! Fascinating! You're the man!
**[04:33] ---**
The base for the invasion of Pekopon?
**[04:35] ---**
That's an excellent plan.
**[04:39] ---**
Isn't it?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 3
**[04:51] ---**
Resonance times three!
**[04:55] ---**
By the way, Corporal,
**[04:57] ---**
using this place as our base
may be fine,
**[05:00] ---**
but what should we do
with the existing inhabitants?
**[05:02] ---**
I was wondering about that, too.
**[05:05] ---**
Hmph! You should know.
**[05:07] ---**
Of course...
**[05:09] ---**
...they will be annihilated.
**[05:11] ---**
What?! Annihilated?!
**[05:13] ---**
Couldn't you kill maybe
two out of three, instead?
**[05:16] ---**
You can't be so halfhearted!
**[05:18] ---**
This is war!
**[05:20] ---**
I have already rigged
a booby trap on this facility.
**[05:24] ---**
A booby trap?!
***SIGN*** Booby Trap
**[05:26] ---**
A booby trap is a bomb
that is rigged to something
**[05:29] ---**
guaranteed to attract
someone's attention.
**[05:32] ---**
It is a fiendish trap.
**[05:35] ---**
What is that?!
**[05:36] ---**
That's a limited-edition
1:100 scale MG Ball kit!
**[05:40] ---**
Hurray!
**[05:44] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:47] ---**
All you viewers should be very careful.
**[05:50] ---**
The Pekoponians are all detestable foes!
There's no need to show mercy!
***SIGN*** The Heartless Warrior
**[05:56] ---**
That's true, but...
**[05:58] ---**
We're friends! We're friends!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm home!
**[06:02] ---**
Oh! Master Fuyuki!
**[06:03] ---**
Hmph! My first prey!
**[06:06] ---**
Th-These are...
***SIGN*** Explosive Energy
**[06:09] ---**
...OOPArts!
**[06:11] ---**
OOPArts is short for
"out-of-place-artifacts,"
**[06:14] ---**
strange items that charm
fans of the occult.
**[06:17] ---**
Wow...!
**[06:18] ---**
Hmph! How easy!
**[06:22] ---**
No! You can't do it, after all!
**[06:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:24] ---**
The members of the Hinata family
have given me shelter.
**[06:27] ---**
I owe my life to them!
**[06:29] ---**
Fool! Swayed by his emotions...
**[06:33] ---**
That must be...
**[06:36] ---**
There's no doubt about it!
It's a banana peel!
**[06:39] ---**
Step on it, and I'll be
surrounded by laughter!
**[06:41] ---**
But...
**[06:42] ---**
...this is an emergency.
It's no time to be stepping on it!
***SIGN*** Temptation
**[06:45] ---**
But... I want to step on it!
**[06:49] ---**
Oh! My foot! My foot...!
**[06:56] ---**
Huh?
**[06:59] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki, I'm so pathetic,
**[07:02] ---**
but the banana...
the banana skin did it!
**[07:04] ---**
Absolutely pathetic.
**[07:06] ---**
Sarge, is something wrong?
**[07:09] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Be careful!
**[07:12] ---**
My second subordinate...
has set up traps!
**[07:13] ---**
Oh? His second subordinate?
**[07:19] ---**
You've found another one of
your men, Sarge?
**[07:21] ---**
Oh! This one's red!
**[07:24] ---**
The booby trap... failed.
***SIGN*** Failed
**[07:28] ---**
But... I know all of your weaknesses.
**[07:32] ---**
I will show you a trick that only I,
of all the aliens, can do!
**[07:36] ---**
What?! What is it?
**[07:39] ---**
I wanna see!
**[07:40] ---**
I use this rope.
**[07:42] ---**
Uh huh...
**[07:42] ---**
Like this!
**[07:43] ---**
And then?
**[07:44] ---**
I use the opposite end of the rope...
**[07:46] ---**
Like this!
**[07:47] ---**
And then what?
**[07:49] ---**
And that's it.
***SIGN*** The End
**[07:50] ---**
The end.
***SIGN*** Successful Capture
**[07:54] ---**
Successful capture!
**[07:57] ---**
You tricked us!
**[07:58] ---**
Only a fool would lower his guard
to an enemy on a battlefield.
**[08:01] ---**
Darn you! You are more
detestable than an actor!
**[08:05] ---**
That is not the problem.
**[08:07] ---**
Such a cowardly scheme.
**[08:09] ---**
Mom, the Hinata family's captain,
would never fall for it.
**[08:12] ---**
I have discovered that.
**[08:14] ---**
And the fact that she
seldom comes home, as well.
**[08:20] ---**
I'm sorry. It looks like
I'm going to be late again today.
**[08:24] ---**
I won't need supper tonight.
**[08:27] ---**
The only one left is the
girl named Hinata Natsumi.
**[08:31] ---**
If I can capture her,
I will succeed in taking this facility.
**[08:35] ---**
Lady Natsumi will not be
easily defeated by us!
**[08:39] ---**
I warn you.
You'd better stop now.
***SIGN*** Giroro (glaaaare)
**[08:42] ---**
I have already studied
her battle readiness.
**[08:45] ---**
I know.
**[08:47] ---**
Like me, she has the blood
of a warrior coursing through her.
**[08:50] ---**
Therefore, I will prepare
a special sequence of traps for her.
**[08:53] ---**
Gero! Special traps?
**[08:55] ---**
My sister isn't a warrior, you know...
**[09:08] ---**
She's home...
**[09:13] ---**
Huh?
**[09:14] ---**
That stupid frog...!
**[09:16] ---**
He left everything
in the middle of cleaning!
**[09:22] ---**
Huh?
**[09:23] ---**
Oh...
**[09:29] ---**
Hmph! It's over.
**[09:32] ---**
Huh? You mean one shot didn't do it?
**[09:37] ---**
What?
**[09:38] ---**
Sis!
**[09:39] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[09:51] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[09:53] ---**
What? She's unscathed?!
**[09:55] ---**
Natchi!
**[09:56] ---**
Sis! You're safe!
**[09:58] ---**
How did you avoid all those traps?
**[10:00] ---**
Huh?! Those things...!
All I needed was one of these!
***SIGN*** Leek
**[10:08] ---**
You'd better be ready to take
your lickings after doing that.
**[10:11] ---**
Gero!
**[10:12] ---**
You're misunderstanding, Sis.
**[10:13] ---**
Over there! He's over there!
**[10:15] ---**
Huh?
**[10:16] ---**
You mean you got through
my traps using one stalk of leek?!
**[10:20] ---**
Hey! What's going on?
There's another one!
**[10:24] ---**
Looks like I underestimated
your powers. However...
**[10:37] ---**
...I was originally trained to become
a member of a mobile infantry unit.
**[10:40] ---**
You can't beat me in
hand-to-hand combat!
**[10:46] ---**
I-Incredible!
**[10:47] ---**
She's evaded all the shots!
**[10:49] ---**
My room...!
**[10:55] ---**
Don't you go and make
a bigger mess in this house!
**[11:02] ---**
Oh...
**[11:02] ---**
Sh-She's strong...
**[11:05] ---**
I never realized the women
of Pekopon were so strong!
**[11:12] ---**
Hinata... Natsumi...
**[11:14] ---**
You've stolen my heart.
**[11:18] ---**
What?! Another friend of Kero-chan's?
**[11:21] ---**
Where?
**[11:22] ---**
He's not here.
**[11:24] ---**
Huh?
**[11:25] ---**
He's not inside the house.
**[11:31] ---**
You should come to my room.
**[11:33] ---**
Hmph!
**[11:34] ---**
You think I could live under the
same roof as those Pekoponians?
**[11:37] ---**
You needn't be so hardheaded.
**[11:40] ---**
Hm?
**[11:41] ---**
Huh? Hmph!
**[11:47] ---**
The invasion by the aliens
may have already begun.
**[11:50] ---**
Perhaps... yes, perhaps from
your own yard...
**[12:02] ---**
It looks like a peaceful planet.
**[12:06] ---**
However...
**[12:09] ---**
However, unbeknownst to everyone...
**[12:11] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, sir?
**[12:12] ---**
We're going to invade Pekopon.
**[12:14] ---**
...alien invasion of the planet Earth
is insidiously being carried out!
**[12:15] ---**
Please come out...
**[12:17] ---**
Please, Mr. Sergeant...
**[12:21] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[12:22] ---**
Oh...
**[12:23] ---**
Huh?!
**[12:28] ---**
Later...!
**[12:39] ---**
Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
of A Dangerous Man, Sir!
**[12:44] ---**
It's pitiful that he's our platoon leader.
**[12:51] ---**
Back then, he was quite dashing...
**[12:56] ---**
He's become corrupted since
he became a Pekoponian prisoner!
**[13:00] ---**
Hmph!
**[13:04] ---**
Huh? Did you drink all of that
by yourself?
**[13:07] ---**
Yeah. For some reason,
my throat has been very dry.
**[13:12] ---**
Perhaps it's the climate of this planet.
**[13:14] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
are you all right?
**[13:18] ---**
Momocchi keeps my place comfortable.
**[13:23] ---**
Hmph! Good for you.
**[13:26] ---**
Huh? Perhaps...
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind...
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro
**[13:38] ---**
Okay. Now's my chance.
**[13:40] ---**
Oh...
***SIGN*** Humidifier
**[13:53] ---**
Humidifier.
**[13:58] ---**
Begin humidifying!
**[14:04] ---**
Will this turn Mr. Sergeant
back into the way he was?
**[14:08] ---**
He has probably lost his ambition
**[14:11] ---**
because of the dry climate on this planet.
**[14:14] ---**
So, if we recreate the
humidity of Planet Keron here...
**[14:18] ---**
Humidity rising...
**[14:22] ---**
This feeling!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh!
**[14:26] ---**
I can feel power welling up
from the depths of my body!
**[14:31] ---**
There has been a change.
**[14:33] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:34] ---**
Huh!
**[14:38] ---**
I think now... I can do it!
**[14:45] ---**
Oh...!
**[14:54] ---**
This is great!
**[15:04] ---**
I'm terribly sorry...!
**[15:06] ---**
Ohh!
**[15:12] ---**
Ohhh!
**[15:13] ---**
Oh!
**[15:17] ---**
Uh...
**[15:18] ---**
Guess he hadn't finished reading it.
**[15:20] ---**
But, what in the world is happening?
**[15:24] ---**
I feel my power building!
**[15:27] ---**
Do you understand now, Keroro?
**[15:28] ---**
Gero?
**[15:30] ---**
That's your true strength, Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:33] ---**
Like when you were on Planet Keron.
**[15:35] ---**
Huh?
**[15:36] ---**
You must remember how you were back then.
**[15:41] ---**
How I was back then...?
**[15:44] ---**
You little idiot!
**[15:46] ---**
What's a kid like you doing
buying sexy magazines like these?!
**[15:50] ---**
You fool! You little fool!
**[15:50] ---**
No! I found them on the street...!
**[15:55] ---**
I really did find them...!
***SIGN*** A childhood... trauma
**[15:57] ---**
What the heck are you recalling?!
**[16:00] ---**
It was those days when you
shone most brightly.
**[16:04] ---**
The days when I shone most brightly?
**[16:08] ---**
No, you didn't see that, okay?
**[16:12] ---**
The days when I shone brightly...?
**[16:24] ---**
It's all coming back to me!
How I was back then...
**[16:28] ---**
I'm not one to stay here
simmering like this!
**[16:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:34] ---**
What a troublemaker!
**[16:37] ---**
All right, let's have a meeting
to discuss the invasion of Pekopon.
**[16:40] ---**
Meeting...?
We have no need for a meeting!
**[16:44] ---**
What did you say?
**[16:45] ---**
We will destroy all Pekoponians
we come across!
**[16:48] ---**
Then our invasion will be complete!
**[16:51] ---**
All we come across...?
Even the residents of this house?
**[16:54] ---**
I will not allow any exceptions!
**[16:56] ---**
You... That's not what you said
before the commercial break!
**[16:59] ---**
Ohh... This is terrible!
**[17:01] ---**
The humidity has gone way
beyond that of Planet Keron!
**[17:05] ---**
What?!
**[17:08] ---**
I'm home.
**[17:10] ---**
This is awful... My bag is soaked, too.
**[17:14] ---**
It started without warning.
**[17:17] ---**
What...?
**[17:19] ---**
Hey! When you said it "started,"
were you talking about rain?
**[17:24] ---**
What else do you think
I was talking about?!
**[17:26] ---**
I see... So, it rains even on Pekopon...
**[17:33] ---**
The rain caused the
humidity to rise even higher.
**[17:37] ---**
W-What is this?
**[17:39] ---**
I'm in tip-top shape! I'm absolutely high!
**[17:44] ---**
Sarge... What...?
**[17:46] ---**
He is drunk on the humidity.
**[17:48] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
Humidity is absolutely
necessary for us Keronians,
**[17:52] ---**
but too much of it can be toxic.
**[17:55] ---**
Especially for Keroro.
**[17:57] ---**
For a Keronian, he is
easily affected by humidity.
**[18:02] ---**
Turn the humidifiers off!
**[18:04] ---**
If the humidity rises any further,
something awful will happen!
**[18:07] ---**
Okay.
**[18:12] ---**
Oh!
**[18:12] ---**
I've found a Pekoponian!
**[18:14] ---**
Oh, no!
**[18:22] ---**
Corporal!
**[18:24] ---**
The remote...
**[18:26] ---**
Power! This is power!
**[18:29] ---**
With this power, I have nothing
to fear from the Pekoponians!
**[18:33] ---**
Please stop, Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:35] ---**
Let us wait until next time
to invade Pekopon!
**[18:38] ---**
How dare you disobey me?!
**[18:42] ---**
Oh...? You've certainly come far,
haven't you, Tamama?
**[18:47] ---**
If we don't stop Mr. Sergeant now,
we'll be in big trouble!
**[18:53] ---**
Are you serious?
**[18:54] ---**
You're going to use your fangs
against your superior?
***SIGN*** Tamama Impact
**[18:57] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[19:00] ---**
Then I shall respond in kind...
***SIGN*** Legendary Great Maneuver Kinkin Keron Wave
**[19:04] ---**
Kinkin Keron Wave!
**[19:09] ---**
Oh!
**[19:11] ---**
Ah! The house!
**[19:25] ---**
I don't need any help to conquer Pekopon!
**[19:29] ---**
I shall reign as the ruler of Pekopon!
**[19:33] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey! What's going... guh!
**[19:37] ---**
The humidity has maxed!
**[19:39] ---**
He is coming!
**[19:41] ---**
Huh?
**[19:50] ---**
Ohh...
**[19:58] ---**
What's that?
**[19:59] ---**
That's Nyororo.
**[20:01] ---**
Huh?
**[20:09] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:10] ---**
He got eaten!
**[20:12] ---**
Its name is Nyororo, and it likes
humidity even more than we do.
**[20:16] ---**
That's why we mustn't
raise the humidity too high.
**[20:20] ---**
Or we'll invite him in!
**[20:27] ---**
Sarge...
**[20:28] ---**
There's no reason to worry.
***SIGN*** Desiccation Complete
**[20:37] ---**
Desiccation complete.
**[20:40] ---**
All Nyororo does is remove all your fluids.
**[20:42] ---**
Of course, you become unable to
move for two or three days.
**[20:46] ---**
That's why I tried to stop him!
**[20:56] ---**
Ohh...
**[20:58] ---**
And thus, Nyororo departed,
**[21:00] ---**
along with the danger
of Keroro's lethal rampage.
**[21:04] ---**
Then, a few days later...
**[21:06] ---**
Mr. Sergeant,
**[21:08] ---**
let us hurry up and confer
on our plans for the invasion!
**[21:10] ---**
Please hold on a minute.
I'm at a really good part!
**[21:16] ---**
It was not so much a case
of being motivated...
**[21:19] ---**
He just always does things
at his own convenient pace.
**[21:23] ---**
The aliens' invasion plan
is being prepared, even now.
**[21:27] ---**
However, no one knows
just when it will be executed.
**[21:33] ---**
Gero?
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[23:08] ---**
Have you dumbos decided what you're
going to do in the Golden Week holidays?
**[23:12] ---**
I'm sure there are
many things you'd like to do,
**[23:13] ---**
but you can't always have
what you want.
**[23:16] ---**
Many people complain that
they're short of either money or time.
**[23:20] ---**
Well, if things don't go well,
just give it up.
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that. Our next episode
will surely be an instant classic!
**[23:26] ---**
"The Song of Men
Who Love Their Toys, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
A special long episode!
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E5 - The Song of Men Who Love Their Toys, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WN1D/the-song-of-men-who-love-their-toys-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
The first step in the invasion of Earth...
**[01:34] ---**
...begins in the kitchen, after dinner.
***SIGN*** Cosmo DNA
**[01:56] ---**
The dishes are all washed!
**[01:58] ---**
Thanks, Sarge.
Need my help putting them up?
**[02:00] ---**
No, no! This is my responsibility.
**[02:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki, please go watch
some television and relax.
**[02:08] ---**
Really? Then I'll do just that.
**[02:14] ---**
To remove grease spots
like these... Voila! Flour!
***SIGN*** Flour
**[02:18] ---**
Take flour left over from cooking
tempura, and sprinkle like this...
**[02:26] ---**
...and wipe.
**[02:29] ---**
It will be sparkling clean!
**[02:31] ---**
Missus, remember today's tip!
**[02:35] ---**
What have you been up to until now?
**[02:38] ---**
Helping with the housework. Can't you tell?
**[02:40] ---**
So why must an invader like you
**[02:43] ---**
help with Pekoponian chores like
dish-washing and cleaning the microwave?
**[02:49] ---**
This is all part of my invasion plan.
**[02:52] ---**
In what way?!
**[02:53] ---**
After a tiring negotiation with Lady Mom,
**[02:56] ---**
I'm going to be paid for my work.
**[02:59] ---**
Do you know the significance of that?
**[03:02] ---**
No idea.
**[03:02] ---**
In a nutshell...
**[03:05] ---**
Pekoponian assets will flow out into space!
***SIGN*** Asset Flow
**[03:09] ---**
I... I see! An economic invasion!
**[03:14] ---**
Tomorrow is the first such pay day.
**[03:18] ---**
And first and foremost...
**[03:20] ---**
...I shall invade the toy store!
***SIGN*** Toy Store <-- Asset Flow
**[03:24] ---**
Don't tell me you just
want more Gundam models.
**[03:27] ---**
I shall buy everything they have!
**[03:37] ---**
The Song of Men Who
Love Their Toys, Sir!
**[03:47] ---**
And now...
**[03:48] ---**
It's Mr. Sucker's turn.
**[03:51] ---**
By the way, do you all remember
**[03:53] ---**
how you spent your very first allowance?
**[03:56] ---**
Well now, I did something very unusual...
**[04:00] ---**
Such amazing sucking power!
**[04:02] ---**
With it, I'll suck up the dreams
and hopes of the Pekoponians!
**[04:06] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[04:09] ---**
Hey, can you keep it quiet?
I can't hear the radio.
**[04:16] ---**
A power outage?
**[04:19] ---**
And so, let's take it nice and easy
tonight... on Mutsumi's *My Radio!*
**[04:25] ---**
Let's start with tonight's poem.
**[04:28] ---**
Mutsumi?
**[04:29] ---**
Yes, he's the most popular DJ
on the air right now.
**[04:33] ---**
His poems are so beautiful!
**[04:35] ---**
With my first allowance held tightly
in my little hand, I run forward.
**[04:39] ---**
Now that same hand holds you,
my morsel of tuna.
***SIGN*** Tuna
**[04:48] ---**
Beautiful!
**[04:49] ---**
Unsanitary.
**[04:52] ---**
And on the following day...
**[04:54] ---**
Everyone, the wait is over! Your allowance!
**[04:59] ---**
Yes!
**[05:01] ---**
Hey, you!
**[05:03] ---**
Let's see... First is Natsumi.
**[05:06] ---**
Natsumi did very well at school
this month. Up by 15%.
**[05:10] ---**
Yes!
**[05:11] ---**
You didn't fare well, Fuyuki.
A sharp 20% cut.
**[05:14] ---**
Aww... there's a book I want.
**[05:17] ---**
And Kero-chan!
**[05:18] ---**
Kero-chan, this is your very first pay.
**[05:21] ---**
Gero?
**[05:22] ---**
It includes the base pay, plus overtime,
**[05:25] ---**
as well as compensation
for working on holidays.
***SIGN*** Plus
**[05:26] ---**
Wow!
**[05:27] ---**
But I had to deduct rent,
***SIGN*** Minus Rent
**[05:29] ---**
fuel and electricity expenses,
***SIGN*** Minus Electricity Minus Rent
**[05:30] ---**
food and incidentals
***SIGN*** Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
***SIGN*** Minus Incidentals Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
***SIGN*** Minus Miscellaneous Expenses
**[05:32] ---**
and other miscellaneous expenses.
**[05:35] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[05:36] ---**
Talk about a strict allowance management.
**[05:39] ---**
It doesn't matter how little it is.
**[05:41] ---**
What's important is how hard
I toiled... my blood and sweat...
**[05:44] ---**
The proof of my labor!
**[05:47] ---**
Yeah, right! Anyway, while
steeling myself for disappointment...
**[05:53] ---**
Don't worry.
**[05:54] ---**
Gero!
**[05:55] ---**
Let's see...! About 20 yen?
**[05:58] ---**
No way! 3,000?!
**[06:00] ---**
Isn't that great, Sarge?
**[06:06] ---**
Matilda-san!
**[06:09] ---**
Why is that?!
**[06:11] ---**
Isn't that a bit too much, Mom?
**[06:13] ---**
Why? Kero-chan really worked diligently.
**[06:16] ---**
You don't have to be so nice to an alien.
**[06:21] ---**
Idiots!
**[06:26] ---**
Sure, I'm well aware that he's a hard-worker.
**[06:30] ---**
But 3,000 yen is too much!
**[06:32] ---**
Why are you complaining, Sis?
You got a 15% raise.
**[06:37] ---**
It's not right! If he hadn't been around,
I may've gotten a 20% increase!
**[06:42] ---**
Cripes! That stupid frog!
**[06:46] ---**
Do you folks have a frog for a pet?
**[06:48] ---**
What a coincidence.
I have a frog, too. A yellow one.
**[06:55] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[06:56] ---**
Oh, so you know my name?
**[06:59] ---**
Now that makes me happy,
Hinata Natsumi-san.
**[07:04] ---**
Who is he?
**[07:05] ---**
Huh? Well... he's a third-year
at our school,
**[07:09] ---**
and his name's Saburo-senpai...
and... um...
**[07:12] ---**
Why're you blushing, Sis?
**[07:16] ---**
So you're the kid brother, Fuyuki-kun?
**[07:19] ---**
Yes...
**[07:20] ---**
I'm Saburo. Nice to meet you.
**[07:22] ---**
Same here.
***SIGN*** Trojan Horse Toys
**[07:32] ---**
The day has finally come, sir!
**[07:35] ---**
At first glance, it looks
like an average toy store.
***SIGN*** Trojan Horse Toys
**[07:37] ---**
But it's a hole-in-the-wall place
that stocks neat collector items.
**[07:45] ---**
Onward!
**[07:47] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[07:57] ---**
Anti-barrier...
confirmed operational. Okay!
**[08:25] ---**
Welcome... huh?
**[08:35] ---**
He can't see me! He can't see me!
**[08:38] ---**
Now I can spend as much time
as I want to browse.
**[08:42] ---**
Oh, my gosh!
**[08:44] ---**
A super-rare Gundam model...
**[08:46] ---**
A 1:100 scale MG Gyan model kit,
left on the shelf so casually!
**[08:49] ---**
This toy store is incredible!
**[08:52] ---**
Well then, let's buy it and go home!
**[08:55] ---**
Huh? Hold on...
**[08:57] ---**
How am I going to buy it if I'm invisible?
**[09:01] ---**
Shoot, it's impossible.
Why didn't I realize it sooner?
***SIGN*** The fool
**[09:07] ---**
Oh well, shall I do it? Shall I just do it?
**[09:12] ---**
Do that... wicked thing?
**[09:27] ---**
That wicked trick...
***SIGN*** Matsue Castle
**[09:33] ---**
Hide a coveted item behind a
slow seller, such as that castle model.
**[09:39] ---**
I shall retreat for now.
**[09:42] ---**
And I'll ask Master Fuyuki
to do the rest...
**[09:50] ---**
The anti-barrier wore off!
**[09:53] ---**
It can't be helped.
I'll just wait until dark.
**[09:58] ---**
I-I've been seen!
***SIGN*** Reported
**[10:01] ---**
Reported.
***SIGN*** Arrested
**[10:03] ---**
Arrested.
***SIGN*** Dissected
**[10:04] ---**
Dissected.
**[10:06] ---**
Oh no!
**[10:52] ---**
Oh well, I guess I'll head on home.
**[11:15] ---**
Saved. I can't believe
I haven't been discovered!
**[11:20] ---**
Well, that's fine. I'd better go home.
**[11:24] ---**
I can't get out!
**[11:26] ---**
Help meeee!
**[11:29] ---**
What does the future hold for
the locked-up Sergeant Keroro?
**[11:33] ---**
Don't touch that channel and
look forward to the second half!
**[11:43] ---**
The first step in the invasion of Earth...
**[11:46] ---**
...begins with the Sunday laundry.
**[11:51] ---**
Gee, I was really worried there for a while.
**[11:54] ---**
I seriously thought I might
end my days at that toy store.
**[11:58] ---**
Hey, are you listening?!
**[12:00] ---**
Not at all.
**[12:02] ---**
Just kidding. I'm listening, so continue.
**[12:07] ---**
In the darkness,
I tried to find a way to escape.
**[12:12] ---**
But the shutter door would not budge.
**[12:15] ---**
I searched for other exits,
**[12:17] ---**
but there was no back door,
not even a mouse hole.
**[12:21] ---**
It was when I had just about given up...
**[12:25] ---**
...that I spied a ray of light from above...!
**[12:31] ---**
My apologies!
**[12:32] ---**
My narration before the
commercial break was too exaggerated.
**[12:34] ---**
Actually, he kind of sort of escaped
kind of sort of easily, kind of sort of.
**[12:42] ---**
And I hope that no one
saw you on the way back?
**[12:47] ---**
Mmm... probably.
**[12:48] ---**
Probably?!
**[12:50] ---**
Why, you! Do you intend to
expose our platoon to danger
**[12:53] ---**
because of your silly hobby?!
**[12:55] ---**
He called Gundam model-making
a silly hobby.
**[12:58] ---**
Perhaps I should show you
the way to the real Heaven!
**[13:03] ---**
Oh, Sarge!
**[13:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[13:06] ---**
Where were you last night?
I was worried.
**[13:10] ---**
Sir! Actually, I need to ask you
for a favor regarding that matter.
**[13:14] ---**
Huh? A favor?
**[13:17] ---**
Here we are, sir!
**[13:19] ---**
This is it? I know this store.
**[13:22] ---**
Gero?
**[13:23] ---**
When I was little, my father
used to bring Sis and me here.
**[13:28] ---**
Yay!
**[13:29] ---**
Yay!
**[13:31] ---**
We had a practice of getting whichever
toys we wanted once a month.
**[13:35] ---**
And we always came here to buy something.
**[13:38] ---**
I never thought I'd come
here with you, Sarge.
**[13:41] ---**
Wow, they still sell toys like this.
**[13:45] ---**
Aren't you Fuyuki from the Hinata family?
**[13:48] ---**
Huh?
**[13:48] ---**
It is you!
**[13:50] ---**
My, how you've grown!
**[13:52] ---**
How do you know me?
**[13:54] ---**
It's easier to remember a customer's face
**[13:56] ---**
than the merchandise.
**[13:59] ---**
Are you and your sister getting along?
**[14:02] ---**
You two used to fight in front
of the store over video games.
**[14:06] ---**
I remember that! I can't
believe you remember that, too!
**[14:09] ---**
It's sorta embarrassing.
I haven't been here for so long.
**[14:13] ---**
Don't worry. You're at an age
when you're busy studying.
**[14:18] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
**[14:23] ---**
It might be nice to reminisce,
**[14:27] ---**
but hurry and get that item!
**[14:28] ---**
Oh, right.
**[14:30] ---**
Huh? Something the matter?
**[14:32] ---**
No! It's nothing. Let's see...
**[14:35] ---**
Oh, it's behind this.
**[14:39] ---**
Hey, if it isn't Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:42] ---**
Saburo-san!
**[14:43] ---**
So you make plastic models of castles?
**[14:46] ---**
You've got peculiar taste.
**[14:47] ---**
Uh, no, this is...
**[14:49] ---**
I prefer ones like this.
**[14:51] ---**
This store is a well-kept secret.
I come here quite often.
**[14:55] ---**
Do you come here often, too?
**[14:57] ---**
This, please.
**[14:59] ---**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Oh no!
**[15:01] ---**
Err... that's...
**[15:03] ---**
Were you planning to buy this, too?
**[15:06] ---**
Well, not me, but...
**[15:09] ---**
You don't mean the frog that you keep?
**[15:13] ---**
Oh, well! Well, don't hold it against me.
**[15:15] ---**
With these things, it's the
early bird who gets the worm.
**[15:18] ---**
When will you get a new order of this?
**[15:20] ---**
I'm sorry, there won't be any more.
**[15:23] ---**
What? But this is popular. It'll sell.
**[15:27] ---**
Actually, I'm thinking of closing
my shop at the end of the month.
**[15:34] ---**
Gero!
**[15:41] ---**
Business is slow, huh?
**[15:43] ---**
How many shops I know
have closed already?
**[15:47] ---**
Those faded boxes of toys
in the back of that shop
**[15:50] ---**
must've been there since
before we were even born.
**[15:55] ---**
I hadn't been there in so long.
**[15:58] ---**
Oh well, that's how it goes.
Don't worry about it, Fuyuki-kun.
**[16:06] ---**
I am powerless!
***SIGN*** Today's Agenda: Save the Toy Store
**[16:09] ---**
You slaved hard to earn that money,
**[16:11] ---**
and still couldn't buy what you wanted?
**[16:13] ---**
That is really powerless!
**[16:15] ---**
That's not what I mean, sir!
**[16:16] ---**
We, the invaders of Pekopon,
**[16:19] ---**
weren't able to save one
little toy store! What a loser I am.
**[16:23] ---**
Save it and do what?
**[16:25] ---**
If you have such time, use it to
come up with a good invasion plan!
**[16:28] ---**
Invasion! Invasion!
Is that all you have in your head?!
**[16:32] ---**
Naturally! Why do you
think we came to Pekopon?!
**[16:36] ---**
Can't you understand
the feelings of that old soldier
**[16:39] ---**
who protected that
little toy store all by himself?!
**[16:43] ---**
So tell me! Just what
does a toy store have to do
**[16:46] ---**
with the invasion of Pekopon?
**[16:49] ---**
Forget it! I won't ask you!
**[16:51] ---**
I have no choice. I'll go alone, sir!
***SIGN*** Save the Toy Store!
**[16:56] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[16:57] ---**
Get the Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, ready!
**[17:00] ---**
Huh?! That one!
**[17:05] ---**
Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, launching initiated.
**[17:07] ---**
Core Block transformation begun.
**[17:13] ---**
Pilder On!
**[17:20] ---**
I will speak to the old man personally
to convince him!
**[17:24] ---**
I don't think he'll take you seriously.
**[17:27] ---**
You think so, too?
**[17:29] ---**
Besides, I think it's strange
to wear a suit to a toy store.
**[17:35] ---**
Then...
**[17:39] ---**
Welcome... huh?
**[17:42] ---**
So? What kind of get-up did he go in?
**[17:46] ---**
According to him,
the perfect outfit for a toy store.
**[17:50] ---**
Perfect outfit?
**[17:55] ---**
Owner, it's a bad idea
to close your shop, sir!
**[17:59] ---**
If business is bad, I will shop like mad
at your store, sir!
**[18:05] ---**
For my first purchase,
I'll use this 3,000 yen, and...
**[18:09] ---**
Let's see, what should I get...
**[18:12] ---**
I know!
**[18:14] ---**
I'll get this today.
***SIGN*** Matsue Castle
**[18:16] ---**
Yes! Every month on my pay day,
I will come here to shop.
**[18:22] ---**
So, please continue to stay open, sir!
***SIGN*** No Way Out
**[18:31] ---**
I did it again.
**[18:33] ---**
I don't care any more!
**[18:34] ---**
From Keron, 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
**[18:40] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
**[18:43] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
**[18:44] ---**
I will conquer Pekopon,
**[18:47] ---**
sweep out the current foolish politicians,
**[18:49] ---**
and make sure the old men, and the children,
and the small toy shop owners in the towns
***SIGN*** Healthy Business
**[18:54] ---**
can live in comfort!
**[18:59] ---**
Oh, please wait, mister! I was just
kidding about conquering Pekopon, sir!
**[19:02] ---**
I just want you to do your best
like you have been all these years
**[19:06] ---**
and keep the shop open, sir!
**[19:08] ---**
And I wanted to help you
if I could... That's all! So...
**[19:13] ---**
Please don't turn me in!
**[19:20] ---**
Actually, my son in the country
and his wife just had a baby.
**[19:24] ---**
They just renovated their home
and asked me to come live with them.
**[19:30] ---**
So it's the perfect opportunity.
**[19:33] ---**
But...
**[19:34] ---**
Here you are.
**[19:36] ---**
I don't know who you are,
or where you're from.
**[19:38] ---**
But I'm very touched that
you're so concerned about my store.
**[19:43] ---**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** For lease
**[19:54] ---**
Places that just seemed normal to be there...
**[19:58] ---**
Time that just seemed normal to have...
**[20:02] ---**
We are cold to normality.
**[20:05] ---**
And that's why "normality"
cannot bear the pain and runs away.
**[20:11] ---**
Only when "normality" is gone
do we finally notice it.
**[20:15] ---**
I wonder if we'll continue to lose
even more of what's "normal"?
**[20:26] ---**
Oh, good morning, Sarge!
**[20:28] ---**
Oh, Master Fuyuki! Good morning, sir!
**[20:32] ---**
Hey, what happened to the
model of a castle from the other day?
**[20:35] ---**
Oh, when I began building it,
I realized the depth of the subject.
**[20:39] ---**
I'm sure it will make a great diorama
**[20:41] ---**
when combined with Gundam models.
**[20:43] ---**
Well, when you're done, let me know.
**[20:45] ---**
Roger that!
**[20:46] ---**
And that brings a subject to discuss.
**[20:50] ---**
The Gundam models
I have now just don't cut it.
**[20:53] ---**
I think MG Gyan would be
**[20:55] ---**
an ideal companion for the castle model.
**[20:57] ---**
Don't you want to see
how it'll turn out?
**[21:00] ---**
Well... yeah...
**[21:01] ---**
If so...
**[21:03] ---**
...will you lend me some money?
**[21:05] ---**
When we conquer Pekopon,
I will repay you two-fold!
**[21:09] ---**
No way!
**[21:10] ---**
Hey, you two! What're you up to
so early in the day?
**[21:13] ---**
Oh! Lady Natsumi,
she with the 15% raise!
**[21:18] ---**
If you let me keep your allowance,
I will triple its value.
**[21:24] ---**
As if I'd fall for such a trick!
**[21:27] ---**
You hit me! You hit me twice!
**[21:30] ---**
The road to the conquest of Earth
seems to be far, far off.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
It's me, Natsumi!
**[23:08] ---**
Say, did you know
Japanese people write "annoying"
**[23:10] ---**
by combining characters
that mean "May" and "fly"?
**[23:12] ---**
I wonder if flies in May
are particularly annoying...
**[23:15] ---**
I think "June frog" would
also work. Don't you agree?
**[23:16] ---**
Although our frog is
annoying all year round.
**[23:19] ---**
Come to think of it,
don't they hibernate?
**[23:21] ---**
Never mind such things! Next time, we go
to the sea! It's an adventure of love!
**[23:24] ---**
"Momoka's Romantic Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
And...
**[23:27] ---**
"Momoka's Spooky Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E6 - Momoka's Romantic Plan on the South Seas, Sir! / Momoka's Spooky Plan on the South Seas, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQK8W3/momokas-romantic-plan-on-the-south-seas-sir--momokas-spooky-plan-on-the-south-seas-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:30] ---**
It's vacation time!
***SIGN*** Negative Ion Photocatalysis
**[01:32] ---**
Cleaning time!
**[01:34] ---**
The outdoors!
***SIGN*** Weeds Annihilated
**[01:36] ---**
Pulling weeds!
**[01:37] ---**
Let's play!
**[01:37] ---**
Sports! Healthy sweat!
***SIGN*** Cruelty Darkness Trauma
**[01:41] ---**
A trip in search of deeper inner-self.
***SIGN*** Shadow Suspicion Domesticity
***SIGN*** Loss of Pension Hypertension Recession
***SIGN*** Futures contract Purines The 45-Year-Old Virgin
***SIGN*** The Difficult Series Introduction to Philosophy
**[01:46] ---**
Gero!
**[01:47] ---**
Why do I always get treated like this?
***SIGN*** Snap Snap
**[01:49] ---**
Everyone else's enjoying
the Golden Week holidays,
**[01:52] ---**
but no one offered
to take me anywhere.
**[01:55] ---**
I'm idling away my youth!
**[01:58] ---**
There will be crowds of people
on a day like this.
**[02:01] ---**
If you're captured, you might
get dissected, you know.
**[02:05] ---**
Not that again!
**[02:06] ---**
What are you?
A demon in human skin?!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa-san
**[02:09] ---**
Oh, it's from Nishizawa-san.
***SIGN*** How dare you ignore me?
**[02:12] ---**
Hello?
**[02:14] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun!
**[02:16] ---**
What's happening?
**[02:17] ---**
Um, wanna go on a beach
vacation with me?
**[02:21] ---**
The beach?
A-At this busy time of year?
**[02:23] ---**
You have to go with me,
or I'll be in trouble!
**[02:26] ---**
Huh? Oh... Okay.
**[02:28] ---**
Okay then, I'll come and get you now.
**[02:32] ---**
Huh?
**[02:43] ---**
What is going on?
**[02:47] ---**
What the...?
**[02:48] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[02:50] ---**
I'm here to pick you up!
***SIGN*** NPG Nishizawa Peach Group
**[02:55] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:00] ---**
Momoka's Romantic Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!
**[03:07] ---**
I can't believe we're going
to a villa on a private helicopter.
**[03:11] ---**
I keep forgetting that the
Nishizawa family is extremely rich.
**[03:15] ---**
I'm impressed, Fuyuki!
**[03:17] ---**
When did you become good friends
with such a cute girl?
**[03:21] ---**
Same here.
**[03:22] ---**
Give me a frickin' break.
**[03:24] ---**
Why did all those unwanted people
have to come along?
**[03:26] ---**
At this rate,
**[03:27] ---**
my "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki-kun during
a thrilling tropical paradise tour" plan
**[03:31] ---**
will be totally frickin' ruined.
**[03:32] ---**
Yay! It's a huge puddle!
**[03:36] ---**
Oh, Mr. Sergeant... You are just like
an innocent child at heart!
**[03:40] ---**
Don't you dumbos get too carried away.
**[03:42] ---**
Our purpose is to take over Pekopon.
**[03:45] ---**
The only reason I came along is because
you said this'd be a recon mission.
**[03:49] ---**
It's sure been a long time since
the three of us have gone out!
**[03:49] ---**
Oh, there is an island! Hey!
**[03:51] ---**
Are you listening to me at all?
**[03:53] ---**
You're right!
**[03:54] ---**
We will soon be arriving
at our destination.
**[03:57] ---**
Oh, I apologize for not
introducing myself sooner.
**[04:00] ---**
My name is Paul Moriyama,
and I work for Miss Momoka.
**[04:06] ---**
Um, Nishizawa-san. I should've
asked you earlier, but that man...
**[04:08] ---**
Oh, don't worry about Paul.
**[04:11] ---**
He understands the situation
about all of you.
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, good.
**[04:20] ---**
S-So this is an ocean!
**[04:23] ---**
It looks magnificent when
you see it up close.
**[04:25] ---**
Up, down, left, or right,
there's water everywhere!
**[04:30] ---**
This... is all water?
**[04:34] ---**
That's great news to hear!
**[04:35] ---**
Then is this Heaven?!
Or perhaps Utopia?! Woohoo!
**[04:41] ---**
So salty!
**[04:43] ---**
What an astonishing surprise...
or should I say, betrayal!
**[04:48] ---**
That's seawater, Sergeant.
It contains a huge amount of salt.
**[04:54] ---**
What?! I didn't find such info on the net!
**[04:57] ---**
Um, well, it's within the bounds
of common sense...
**[05:01] ---**
So it's huge but useless.
**[05:03] ---**
We'll fill this ocean with land
when we conquer Pekopon.
**[05:08] ---**
Sarge, 70 percent of Earth's surface
is covered by oceans.
***SIGN*** Really?
**[05:17] ---**
Maybe I shouldn't invade this place.
***SIGN*** For a reason like that?
**[05:18] ---**
For a reason like that?
**[05:20] ---**
My "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki during
a thrilling tropical paradise tour"...
**[05:23] ---**
My Fuyuki... Alone with my dear Fuyuki...
**[05:25] ---**
Are we the only ones on this island?
**[05:28] ---**
Yes. So please make yourself at home.
**[05:32] ---**
All right, then. Let's get changed
and start enjoying our vacation!
**[05:35] ---**
The dressing room is
right this way. I'll take you.
**[05:38] ---**
Huh? Do you mean in that hotel? No way!
**[05:46] ---**
It's Paul...
**[05:49] ---**
The setup is now complete!
**[05:50] ---**
This design has a fresh and girly appeal.
**[05:53] ---**
It's summer, but for a spring feeling,
we've gone with a peach (*momo*) motif.
**[05:56] ---**
This will keep Fuyuki-kun's eyes
glued on me for sure!
**[05:59] ---**
Oh! I'm shameless sometimes.
**[06:02] ---**
This sure reminds me that Tokyo
is not a place for people to live in.
**[06:05] ---**
Especially the rooms of people
in the anime business.
**[06:09] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:10] ---**
Momoka-chan!
**[06:12] ---**
Oh, how cute!
**[06:14] ---**
Not simply cute, this also has
a touch of sophistication.
***SIGN*** Clothes Hide Her Figure
**[06:17] ---**
You'll love the sharp and stylish colors.
**[06:20] ---**
Something wrong?
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, you have such a nice figure.
***SIGN*** Darn it Darn it Darn it...
**[06:25] ---**
I don't have a chance if
I'm compared to "her."
**[06:28] ---**
Who?
**[06:30] ---**
Three!
**[06:32] ---**
Two!
**[06:34] ---**
One!
**[06:35] ---**
This piece is for sophisticated women.
**[06:38] ---**
The high quality and the
glitter make this piece gorgeous!
**[06:44] ---**
Come on, let's swim!
**[06:47] ---**
I won't give up so easily.
**[06:49] ---**
I've studied hard for this day.
**[06:51] ---**
The irrestible... bikini model pose!
**[06:55] ---**
Fuyuki-kun.
**[06:56] ---**
Sarge! Tamama!
**[06:59] ---**
Oh no! They're all dried out!
**[07:05] ---**
Yeah... I figured something was wrong...
**[07:09] ---**
But I was feeling so nice and comfortable.
**[07:12] ---**
I see a beautiful
flower garden across the river...
**[07:12] ---**
Nishizawa-san, can you bring
fresh water in a tub?
**[07:14] ---**
S-Sure!
**[07:24] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
I've had enough of the ocean.
**[07:27] ---**
Oh, don't say that. Are you ready?
**[07:30] ---**
Here I go!
**[07:31] ---**
What am I supposed to do
**[07:33] ---**
Heads up, Sarge!
**[07:34] ---**
Now I see how it is!
**[07:37] ---**
Falling velocity, check.
**[07:39] ---**
Trajectory assessment, check.
**[07:54] ---**
Um... this is pretty fun.
**[07:58] ---**
I want to join, too!
**[08:00] ---**
You'll die if you get hit.
**[08:02] ---**
Come on, who's next?
**[08:05] ---**
I guess it's okay,
since they're having fun...
**[08:08] ---**
Here!
**[08:09] ---**
How dare you! You'd better be
prepared for this one!
**[08:11] ---**
I'm sorry! Wait a minute...
**[08:13] ---**
I'm so pleased
**[08:15] ---**
that everyone is enjoying
themselves in their own way.
**[08:18] ---**
But what am I doing all by myself?!
**[08:21] ---**
I'm going to force my way in!
**[08:22] ---**
Momoka, full speed ahead!
**[08:24] ---**
Or so you'd think...
**[08:29] ---**
My plan is for Fuyuki to
rescue me from drowning.
***SIGN*** Drowning
***SIGN*** Physical contact
**[08:34] ---**
Close contact!
***SIGN*** And then...
**[08:35] ---**
Then mouth-to-mouth!
***SIGN*** Kiss mouth to mouth
**[08:37] ---**
This will make Fuyuki and me...
**[08:39] ---**
I'm calling this the "Salvaging Love" plan.
***SIGN*** Salvaging Love Plan
**[08:42] ---**
Oh, no...!
**[08:43] ---**
I got a cramp in my leg... Help!
**[08:46] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[08:47] ---**
Oh no! Momocchi's in trouble!
**[08:49] ---**
Heeeelp! Especially Fuyuki-kun!
**[08:52] ---**
What?! But I can't swim!
What should I do?
**[08:55] ---**
What?!
**[08:56] ---**
Hold on to this!
***SIGN*** Eeek!
**[08:57] ---**
The current is too strong!
**[08:59] ---**
Didn't she dodge just now?
**[09:01] ---**
Momoka!
**[09:02] ---**
I'm coming now!
**[09:03] ---**
What? My plan will fail if they come.
**[09:07] ---**
Paul, what's taking you so long?!
**[09:12] ---**
Oh, no!
**[09:13] ---**
A killer shark?
**[09:15] ---**
Mom!
**[09:17] ---**
Momoka-sama is always so prepared.
**[09:19] ---**
She arranged for me to be here
just in case things didn't work out.
**[09:26] ---**
Who...?
**[09:29] ---**
You jerkface!
Why are you after Natsumi and Aki?
**[09:33] ---**
What are you up to?
**[09:37] ---**
Paul?
**[09:46] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[09:47] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[09:48] ---**
Now I'm really drowning...
**[09:52] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[09:53] ---**
We'll save this battle for next time.
**[09:59] ---**
So Natsumi and Aki were not
his target? But...
**[10:04] ---**
...we can't let our guard down.
**[10:06] ---**
Those are a warrior's eyes.
**[10:17] ---**
Nishizawa-san.
**[10:19] ---**
We have to try CPR.
**[10:21] ---**
I can take care of that!
**[10:25] ---**
The greatest sucker! Space Octopus!
**[10:28] ---**
You can do difficult
resuscitations easily, even at home.
**[10:31] ---**
People are surprised at the results!
**[10:41] ---**
W-Where am I?
**[10:42] ---**
Good, you're conscious now.
**[10:44] ---**
Well, it all worked out in the end.
**[10:48] ---**
Momoka's plan was unsuccessful,
but she at least got a hot kiss.
**[11:05] ---**
What a beautiful sunset!
**[11:08] ---**
How pretty...
**[11:09] ---**
Summary of Part A:
**[11:10] ---**
The sergeant and the others
are on an island in the South Seas.
**[11:13] ---**
End of summary.
**[11:15] ---**
Th-This sets the perfect mood!
***SIGN*** Handsomeness
increased 30%
**[11:19] ---**
What's the matter, Nishizawa-san?
**[11:22] ---**
H-He's blinding! But I can't
miss this opportunity!
**[11:27] ---**
Uh... um...
**[11:29] ---**
I have to confess my love...
***SIGN*** Handsomeness
increased 50%
**[11:35] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... I... I like...
***SIGN*** Handsomeness
increased 70%
**[11:41] ---**
Like...
***SIGN*** 100%
Can't see him!!
**[11:44] ---**
Like...
**[11:47] ---**
Hey stop!
***SIGN*** Noooo!
**[11:51] ---**
Shucks.
**[11:51] ---**
He got away.
**[11:53] ---**
He said he missed home
once he saw the ocean.
**[11:56] ---**
Youngsters nowadays are such babies.
**[12:00] ---**
Funny... That looked familiar
to me for some reason.
**[12:02] ---**
No, no... It has nothing to do with you!
**[12:08] ---**
Momoka's Spooky Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Peach Group
**[12:35] ---**
This is strange.
My body feels so heavy...
**[12:38] ---**
Okay, everyone! We are going to
start preparing for dinner!
**[12:41] ---**
Fuyuki, go get some firewood!
**[12:43] ---**
Sure.
**[12:44] ---**
Natsumi, get the dishes ready!
**[12:46] ---**
Okay...
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, Momoka-chan,
can you help prepare the food?
**[12:49] ---**
Sure! I really love to cook.
**[12:54] ---**
It looks like fun!
**[12:57] ---**
Lady Mom, we want to help, too.
**[13:01] ---**
Oh! In that case,
go and play some games!
**[13:04] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[13:05] ---**
I love resort hotels. They
usually have old-fashioned games.
**[13:09] ---**
I'm going to play a transient gambler
in a token game.
**[13:14] ---**
There is something not right here, sir.
**[13:19] ---**
You're very good, Momoka-chan.
**[13:21] ---**
Oh no, I'm really not.
**[13:24] ---**
My hand slipped. Shame on me.
**[13:27] ---**
I'll go wash it off!
**[13:31] ---**
I wonder how far she's going?
**[13:36] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[13:38] ---**
N-Now it's finally my chance
to confess my love...
**[13:41] ---**
Fu... Fuyuki-kun...
**[13:42] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[13:46] ---**
Sarge! Tamama! What's the matter?
**[13:48] ---**
Not only did I beat out the invaders,
**[13:49] ---**
I also became a millionaire!
**[13:52] ---**
But I feel we are not
helping very much, sir.
**[13:55] ---**
We want to do something
more challenging, sir!
**[13:59] ---**
All right then, start making
a tsunami barrier to keep us safe!
**[14:03] ---**
Right on! That's our department!
**[14:05] ---**
It sure is!
**[14:06] ---**
This is the lookout area.
**[14:08] ---**
Wow! That looks awesome.
**[14:11] ---**
Hey, you two.
**[14:14] ---**
Sarge and Tamama are having so much fun.
**[14:18] ---**
Stop! Please stop!
**[14:18] ---**
Quit interfering with my plans, you morons!
**[14:22] ---**
Thank you for dinner!
**[14:25] ---**
Is something wrong, Natsumi?
**[14:27] ---**
My body feels so heavy and dull...
**[14:29] ---**
Maybe you ate too much.
**[14:34] ---**
I can't be overawed by this family.
**[14:36] ---**
I must move on to my next plan...
**[14:40] ---**
Um, everyone. I have a suggestion...
**[14:44] ---**
What's the matter, Sarge?
**[14:45] ---**
Gone. Gone. It's gone, sir!
***SIGN*** Disappearance
**[14:49] ---**
The strawberry shortcake that
I was looking forward to eating is gone!
**[14:55] ---**
Oh, I get it. It must be Tamama's doing.
**[14:59] ---**
Come on, Mr. Sergeant,
I wouldn't do such a thing... oh?
**[15:03] ---**
My shortcake is gone, too!
**[15:11] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, could it be...
**[15:13] ---**
D-Do you suspect me?
**[15:14] ---**
What?
**[15:15] ---**
Mine is gone, too! It was just here.
**[15:19] ---**
Huh? Everyone else's is gone, as well.
**[15:23] ---**
You're right. How could this happen?
**[15:25] ---**
How come everyone is looking at me?
**[15:28] ---**
Oh, I see. The plan has
already started. Right, Paul?
**[15:32] ---**
Good job!
**[15:35] ---**
This must be caused by a ghost.
**[15:38] ---**
Huh?
**[15:39] ---**
And...
**[15:42] ---**
I resent...
**[15:43] ---**
Speaking of ghosts,
it's time to test our courage!
**[15:45] ---**
And I just happen to have
what we need to do a draw!
**[15:48] ---**
Let's draw to choose a partner!
Two each, of course.
**[15:51] ---**
Here!
**[15:52] ---**
O-Okay. It sounds like it'll be fun...
**[15:56] ---**
You have Number 13!
And, what do you know, so do I.
**[16:00] ---**
Let's do our best!
**[16:02] ---**
Oh... huh. Sure.
**[16:07] ---**
The route will be to the
middle of the island and back.
**[16:11] ---**
You'll find something
that looks like this there.
**[16:15] ---**
Please bring it back.
**[16:17] ---**
Wow, you're so prepared.
**[16:19] ---**
Of course. You don't know
how meticulous I was
**[16:20] ---**
when I planned this whole thing.
**[16:22] ---**
We'll be the first ones to go!
**[16:24] ---**
See you later, ma'am!
**[16:26] ---**
What a disgraceful ghost
for taking our cakes.
**[16:30] ---**
We must catch it and punish it!
**[16:32] ---**
We'll go next, ma'am!
**[16:34] ---**
Here we come!
**[16:40] ---**
So far so good.
I'm finally alone with Fuyuki-kun...
**[16:44] ---**
All I need now is for Paul
to come out
***SIGN*** Eeek!
**[16:45] ---**
at the right moment
and scare us.
***SIGN*** Stuck Together
**[16:47] ---**
I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
***SIGN*** Greater Intimacy
**[16:48] ---**
You're safe, Nishizawa-san...
***SIGN*** Closer Contact
**[16:50] ---**
Then, with a little bit of luck...
**[16:52] ---**
My first... kiss!
**[16:56] ---**
She has already had her first kiss.
**[16:58] ---**
Shall we start?
**[17:00] ---**
S-Sure.
**[17:19] ---**
I don't have time to
play around with you now!
**[17:21] ---**
Wait!
**[17:22] ---**
Are you feeling a little better, Natsumi?
**[17:25] ---**
Yeah... kind of.
**[17:27] ---**
Oh... Not again...
**[17:31] ---**
What on Earth is this?
**[17:35] ---**
I am resentful...
***SIGN*** Whirrr...
**[17:39] ---**
Oops, I didn't mean to turn it on.
**[17:41] ---**
Wait for me!
**[17:54] ---**
Those are the eyes of an animal on the prowl.
**[17:57] ---**
What has stirred you up?
**[18:02] ---**
I'm prepared to lay down my life
for Momoka-sama!
**[18:06] ---**
I have something to protect,
even if I must sacrifice my life!
**[18:12] ---**
Me and you...
**[18:14] ---**
You and I...
**[18:17] ---**
We are not so different.
**[18:26] ---**
Lady Mom! Lady Natsumi!
What happened...
**[18:34] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[18:36] ---**
I knew they were just
typical wimpy Pekoponians.
**[18:38] ---**
Tamama, now is the time
to show our real courage!
**[18:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[18:45] ---**
Huh?
**[18:46] ---**
I apologize for suspecting you earlier...
**[18:50] ---**
I'm sorry, too. I acted childishly.
**[18:54] ---**
Look at those stars!
**[18:57] ---**
They're beautiful...
**[18:59] ---**
Being so far from home,
we only have each other to depend on.
**[19:03] ---**
We need to get along
and support each other.
**[19:08] ---**
Comrades... Home...
I want to return home...
**[19:21] ---**
I found the mark!
**[19:23] ---**
Great! This is where
we're supposed to turn around.
**[19:27] ---**
Now, let's hurry up and return.
**[19:29] ---**
All right.
**[19:30] ---**
Which way?
**[19:30] ---**
It's so quiet. I wouldn't be
surprised if a ghost appeared.
**[19:36] ---**
I think it's about time for Paul
to come out and scare us.
**[19:40] ---**
Oh? What's that?
**[19:42] ---**
Oh, no! Is it a ghost?
**[19:43] ---**
No, a zombie?
**[19:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, I'm scared!
**[19:47] ---**
It's okay, Nishizawa-san.
**[19:49] ---**
Yes! Fuyuki-kun feels so close to me.
**[19:54] ---**
I wish... this moment
could last forever...
**[20:02] ---**
We're the only ones here...
**[20:06] ---**
Plus the zombie.
***SIGN*** A Strange Discovery
**[20:07] ---**
What?!
**[20:08] ---**
Why are you sticking around?
**[20:12] ---**
Paul?
**[20:13] ---**
Giroro?
**[20:14] ---**
Who are you?
**[20:19] ---**
I'm sorry! I was having trouble
taking it off...
**[20:22] ---**
Thank you for your help.
**[20:24] ---**
You're the ghost... at our home...
**[20:29] ---**
I'm so embarrassed
that a human helped me...
**[20:34] ---**
I want to disappear...
**[20:37] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:39] ---**
Momoka-sama!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Peach Group
**[20:45] ---**
We had so much fun! Yes, sir!
**[20:46] ---**
We sure did!
**[20:49] ---**
Thanks, Nishizawa-san.
I had a great time.
**[20:52] ---**
It was a little scary
by the end, though.
**[20:55] ---**
We had fun, too.
**[20:57] ---**
Yeah. Even though my shoulders
feel heavy.
**[21:03] ---**
I'm glad to hear that everyone
had a good time.
**[21:07] ---**
It was worth buying it.
**[21:08] ---**
Huh?
**[21:09] ---**
Buying...?
**[21:10] ---**
Buying what?
**[21:11] ---**
That island. I had the hotel built, too.
***SIGN*** A bourgeois discovered!
**[21:17] ---**
Momoka's "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki-kun
during a thrilling tropical paradise tour" plan
**[21:21] ---**
ended with a little bit of success!
**[21:22] ---**
Total expense:
***SIGN*** 5 billion yen!!
**[21:24] ---**
5 billion yen!!
**[21:27] ---**
The origins of a mysterious dead
creature found in the south seas
**[21:30] ---**
are still unknown. It's causing
controversy among the specialists.
**[21:31] ---**
Oh, it peeled off beautifully.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
I'm Mois.
**[23:08] ---**
I'm actually not coming on until next week.
**[23:10] ---**
Is this, like, an early entrance?
**[23:12] ---**
There's a planet that releases alien koi fish
**[23:14] ---**
into house ponds on Children's Day.
**[23:16] ---**
The children try to fight the koi fish,
**[23:18] ---**
but they actually get eaten by the fish...
**[23:19] ---**
Am I talking too much?
Or, like, over quota?
**[23:22] ---**
And so the next story is:
**[23:23] ---**
"Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
And...
**[23:27] ---**
"Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E7 - Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir! / Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XZ1Z/mois-my-first-destruction-of-earth-sir--tamama-vs-mois-tamama-loses-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
The Prophet said,
**[01:33] ---**
"Century 10-72."
**[01:36] ---**
In the seventh month of 1999,
**[01:39] ---**
the Great Lord of Terror
will descend from the sky,
**[01:42] ---**
in order to resurrect
King Angolmois.
**[01:45] ---**
Wow, this is an inexplicable
and awesome prophecy.
**[01:50] ---**
Yeah. But it didn't come true, after all.
**[01:54] ---**
Five years have passed since then.
**[02:01] ---**
Oh?
**[02:19] ---**
Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir!
**[02:24] ---**
She fell from the roof?
**[02:26] ---**
That's right! She came rolling down!
**[02:29] ---**
Maybe she fell down from space!
**[02:32] ---**
Dummy.
**[02:33] ---**
She looks just like any other
high school girl hanging out in Shibuya.
**[02:37] ---**
You're right.
**[02:40] ---**
What a relief! You're awake now.
**[02:42] ---**
Are you okay now?
**[02:43] ---**
Huh? Where am I?
**[02:46] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[02:48] ---**
My color spray ran out, sir!
**[02:53] ---**
S-She saw me!
**[02:55] ---**
Oh, no!
**[02:56] ---**
Um... This is... Um...
**[02:59] ---**
Uncle Keroro!
**[03:01] ---**
Huh?
**[03:03] ---**
You know this stupid frog?
**[03:04] ---**
So that means... Are you an alien?!
**[03:09] ---**
H-How did you know?
**[03:11] ---**
I thought I'd flawlessly
disguised myself as a Pekoponian...
**[03:14] ---**
I was right!
**[03:15] ---**
Then I've left myself no choice...
**[03:17] ---**
Or, like, karmic justice? I am forced to...
***SIGN*** You reap what you sow.
**[03:20] ---**
...disclose my identity!
**[03:21] ---**
Or, like, desperate measures?
***SIGN*** Stripping Abandoning herself to despair
**[03:29] ---**
My name is Angol Mois.
As was promised 500 years ago,
**[03:33] ---**
I have come to destroy this Pekopon.
**[03:35] ---**
Oh! Look who's here!
You are Lady Mois from the Angol tribe.
**[03:40] ---**
You look so grown up now...
**[03:42] ---**
Long time no see, Uncle!
**[03:44] ---**
"Uncle"?
**[03:45] ---**
That's right! He used to play with me
often when I was young.
**[03:50] ---**
We Keronians have a long-standing
alliance with the Angol tribe.
**[03:55] ---**
S-Sis!
**[03:56] ---**
Huh?
**[03:57] ---**
This is amazing! Angolmois
is the Great Lord of Terror!
**[04:01] ---**
The prophecy was true, even though
it was five years off. How exciting!
**[04:06] ---**
I'm flattered.
Or, like, hero's welcome?
**[04:09] ---**
Of course!
Although you're late by five years.
**[04:12] ---**
Eh! Five years late?
***SIGN*** 1999 July
***SIGN*** 2999 July
***SIGN*** 2099 July
***SIGN*** 2009 July
***SIGN*** 2004 July
***SIGN*** 2004 May
**[04:17] ---**
Oh, my gosh!
***SIGN*** Nap
**[04:20] ---**
I actually got here 500 years early,
so I took a nap in orbit!
***SIGN*** Nap
**[04:24] ---**
And look what happened!
**[04:25] ---**
You were never an early riser,
Lady Mois, ma'am.
**[04:29] ---**
There is no time for this.
**[04:31] ---**
I shall start demolishing Pekopon!
**[04:33] ---**
Or, like, self-redemption!
**[04:35] ---**
What?!
**[04:36] ---**
Wow! This is great!
**[04:38] ---**
Angol tribe's Ultimate Esoteric Technique!!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[04:41] ---**
Armageddon!
**[04:43] ---**
Activate!
**[04:44] ---**
Huh?
**[04:46] ---**
What...? This can't be...!
**[04:48] ---**
It's gone!
**[04:50] ---**
I lost the Angol tribe's sacred treasure
that has been passed down for generations!
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, the Lucifer Spear?
**[04:54] ---**
Without it, I won't be able
to destroy Pekopon!
**[04:57] ---**
Could this be the sacred treasure
you're looking for?
**[05:02] ---**
Giroro...
**[05:05] ---**
Huh? An ordinary cell phone?
**[05:07] ---**
What? Where did you get that gadget?
**[05:10] ---**
That is my "Lucifer Spear" I dropped!
**[05:13] ---**
What?
**[05:14] ---**
I knew it!
**[05:20] ---**
My Lucifer Spear!
**[05:21] ---**
Hey! What are you trying to do?
**[05:24] ---**
I'm going to keep this!
**[05:25] ---**
What?!
**[05:27] ---**
How did Giroro get hold of the
"Lucifer Spear" in the first place?
**[05:30] ---**
Also, what is the reason behind
Corporal Giroro's tattered condition?
**[05:33] ---**
Start the VCR!
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[05:44] ---**
Oh, that's what happened?
**[05:46] ---**
I had no idea.
**[05:48] ---**
Please give it back to me!
Without it, I won't be able to...
**[05:51] ---**
I will use this
to threaten the Pekoponians!
**[05:58] ---**
What?!
**[06:01] ---**
Natsumi?
**[06:01] ---**
I won't let you keep
such a dangerous thing!
**[06:04] ---**
Please give it back!
**[06:10] ---**
It's mine.
**[06:15] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:19] ---**
Run, Keroro! Take that and escape!
**[06:22] ---**
That weapon will be our trump card!
**[06:25] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[06:26] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:27] ---**
Huh?
**[06:28] ---**
I'll be in trouble without it!
**[06:31] ---**
Here...
**[06:32] ---**
You! Stupid frog!
**[06:34] ---**
You'll go without dinner if you
don't hand that thing over to me!
**[06:37] ---**
No dinner?
**[06:38] ---**
Hurry! I don't know how much longer
I can keep them still.
**[06:42] ---**
U-Uncle...!
**[06:44] ---**
Just give it to me, now!
***SIGN*** Uncle
Stupid Frog
Keroro
**[06:46] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:47] ---**
I'll never feed you again
if you don't give it back!
**[06:47] ---**
What are you doing? Just take off!
***SIGN*** Emotional Conflict
**[06:51] ---**
What should I do?!
**[06:54] ---**
Cool! They're fighting over
the Earth's fate.
**[06:57] ---**
And it's happening in my yard!
**[06:59] ---**
I'm downright torn between
love and duty! I'm... I'm...
***SIGN*** Conquest
***SIGN*** Incoming call
**[07:08] ---**
Gero?
**[07:09] ---**
Um, hello?
Oh, Lady Mois's honorable father?
**[07:13] ---**
It has been a long time since I saw you.
**[07:14] ---**
Huh? Lady Mois? Yes, she is right here!
**[07:18] ---**
Lady Mois, it's your honorable father.
**[07:20] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[07:22] ---**
Hello, Father.
**[07:24] ---**
Yes. There has been a delay,
but I'll begin now!
**[07:28] ---**
What?!
**[07:28] ---**
How could you...?!
**[07:35] ---**
Command Input!
**[07:38] ---**
Change!
**[07:40] ---**
Lucifer Spear!
**[07:48] ---**
Now, this time is the real thing!
***SIGN*** Genuine
**[07:50] ---**
Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[07:53] ---**
Armageddon! Activate!
***SIGN*** Hinata residence Earth's Crust Mantle
***SIGN*** Lithosphere Asthenosphere
***SIGN*** Outer Core Inner Core
**[08:04] ---**
It's five years late,
but the prophecy was true!
**[08:06] ---**
What are we going to do?
**[08:08] ---**
Armageddon has started!
**[08:10] ---**
You fool!
**[08:17] ---**
Hey... Can you please stop that?
**[08:20] ---**
I'm not tired. It'll be done shortly.
**[08:24] ---**
No, I don't want you to finish it!
**[08:26] ---**
China!
**[08:26] ---**
India!
**[08:27] ---**
And the Galapagos Islands!
**[08:31] ---**
You idiot!
**[08:32] ---**
What are you going to do about this?
**[08:33] ---**
This planet is coming to an end
because of you!
**[08:37] ---**
It's over! It's over!
And it's your fault! It's all your fault!
**[08:44] ---**
Now that it's come to this,
**[08:45] ---**
the only thing I can do is to
destroy the Earth completely.
**[08:48] ---**
Lady Mois! Go for it all the way!
**[08:51] ---**
What?
**[08:52] ---**
Okay, Uncle. I'll do my best.
**[08:55] ---**
Or, like, one-girl army?
**[08:58] ---**
You dumbo! So you persist
all the more stubbornly?!
**[09:00] ---**
I'm going to conquer Pekopon
once it's ruined.
**[09:08] ---**
Don't you get it?!
**[09:08] ---**
There's not going to be an Earth to conquer!!
***SIGN*** 1 Minute Left to Earth's Destruction
**[09:13] ---**
One minute to Earth's destruction.
**[09:16] ---**
Fuyuki! Why are you so relaxed?
**[09:19] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[09:21] ---**
Sarge, if Earth is destroyed,
**[09:24] ---**
you won't be able to buy
any more Gundam models.
**[09:33] ---**
Lady Mois! Stop! Stop!
**[09:35] ---**
We need to postpone our
Earth destruction mission!
**[09:37] ---**
What?
**[09:38] ---**
There has been a change in the circumstances!
**[09:40] ---**
Now is a reeeeally bad time
to destroy Pekopon!
**[09:42] ---**
B-But... My father told me to...
**[09:45] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[09:46] ---**
I'll personally explain the situation
to your honorable father!
**[09:53] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** 4 Seconds Left to Earth's Destruction
***SIGN*** 3 Seconds Left to Earth's Destruction
**[09:56] ---**
Evasion of Armageddon!
**[09:59] ---**
Wow, that was a close one.
**[10:02] ---**
Keroro, how dare you!
**[10:04] ---**
You kept changing your mind!
**[10:06] ---**
That is not the action of a man!
**[10:08] ---**
Grit your teeth! I will correct you!!
***SIGN*** So this is youth
**[10:12] ---**
Hey, I haven't even hit you yet!
**[10:16] ---**
What do you think you're doing to Uncle?
***SIGN*** What are you doing to Uncle? I won't forgive you!
***SIGN*** Ten-millionth Armageddon!
**[10:19] ---**
Armageddon! One ten-millionth!
**[10:25] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[10:33] ---**
Man... I can't believe
we made it through that.
**[10:38] ---**
You know, there's more
to that prophecy.
**[10:41] ---**
Huh?
**[10:42] ---**
During the month of July, 1999,
***SIGN*** 1999
**[10:47] ---**
the Great Lord of Terror
will descend from the sky
**[10:50] ---**
in order to resurrect
King Angolmois.
**[10:53] ---**
Around the same time, the Earth
will be saved by the war god Mars.
**[11:00] ---**
I've heard that "Mars"
could refer to an army.
**[11:07] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[11:08] ---**
Gero!
**[11:11] ---**
When our army takes over
Pekopon, I'll promise:
**[11:13] ---**
The dire prophecy struck the Hinata
family five years late... perhaps.
**[11:15] ---**
honest accounting, sound management,
threefold salary raises, laborers honored,
**[11:19] ---**
business prosperity,
the creation of the universe,
**[11:22] ---**
and the formation of the
Principality of Zeon!
**[11:30] ---**
The Prophet said:
**[11:31] ---**
"Century 10-72."
**[11:33] ---**
"In the seventh month of 1999,"
**[11:37] ---**
(despite it being a bit late in reality)
**[11:39] ---**
"the Great Lord of Terror
will descend from the sky."
**[11:43] ---**
It did happen. But...
**[11:45] ---**
Hang on! Takeshi-san...
**[11:47] ---**
Oh no... Takeshi-san...
***SIGN*** Great
Lord of
Terror
**[11:50] ---**
The Great Lord of Terror has
made herself comfortable on Earth.
**[11:59] ---**
"Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!"
**[12:05] ---**
One last thing before you die...
**[12:07] ---**
The love of your life,
Masked Spark X, is dead!
**[12:10] ---**
No! That can't be true!
**[12:11] ---**
Oh no!
**[12:13] ---**
Gero gero!
**[12:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[12:15] ---**
Let's play together.
**[12:19] ---**
Nobuko-san!
**[12:20] ---**
Takeshi-san!
**[12:21] ---**
You! How did you find our hideout?
**[12:23] ---**
Anything is possible with the power of love!
**[12:26] ---**
Observe what love can do.
**[12:28] ---**
Spark Transformation!
**[12:30] ---**
The power of love...
**[12:31] ---**
Boy, this type of show always goes by
the book, but they're addictive anyway.
**[12:37] ---**
Are you all right?
**[12:39] ---**
Takeshi-san...
***SIGN*** Emotionally touched
**[12:42] ---**
How romantic...
**[12:45] ---**
I wish I could star in a touching
love story with my dear Sergeant.
**[12:51] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant!
**[12:53] ---**
Who is that woman?
**[12:56] ---**
Oh, Mois-chan is visiting again.
**[12:58] ---**
She comes every single day.
How determined.
**[13:00] ---**
What?! Every day?
Even I haven't seen him in three days!
***SIGN*** Days I met with Mr. Sergeant
**[13:07] ---**
That girl...!
**[13:10] ---**
Unforgivable.
**[13:13] ---**
Oops. It's time for my yard-cleaning duties.
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, I'll do them for you.
**[13:17] ---**
Or, like, tidy and clean?
**[13:22] ---**
I want to help Uncle as much as I can.
**[13:26] ---**
However, you are not suitable
for him the way you are now!
**[13:29] ---**
Who is it?
**[13:35] ---**
Who are you?
**[13:36] ---**
Do you want to become a
compatible partner for that frog sergeant?
**[13:41] ---**
Yes! I would actually
love to be his girlfriend!
**[13:44] ---**
Oh, what am I saying?
**[13:46] ---**
Or, like, empty promise?
**[13:49] ---**
She's got some nerve...
**[13:51] ---**
But then, since I'm wearing the latest
Type-100 Pekoponian suit,
**[13:55] ---**
she doesn't seem to know
who I am.
**[13:56] ---**
All right, then!
**[13:58] ---**
In order to become a
suitable partner for him,
**[14:00] ---**
are you willing to take on
my intensive training?
**[14:02] ---**
Yes! I'll do anything for Uncle!
**[14:06] ---**
Or, like, supreme effort?
**[14:08] ---**
What a dazzling smile!
**[14:11] ---**
It makes me feel like I'm insignificant.
**[14:15] ---**
Um... Is there something wrong?
**[14:18] ---**
Very well!
**[14:27] ---**
W-Where are we going?
**[14:29] ---**
Where do you think?
**[14:30] ---**
Some place where we will not be disturbed.
**[14:31] ---**
There, we will fully begin
our intensive training!
**[14:35] ---**
I'll make her leave Pekopon,
**[14:37] ---**
crying all the way home
after pointless and boring training.
**[14:40] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:42] ---**
Gero?
**[14:42] ---**
Huh? Gero?
***SIGN*** No Entry
**[14:51] ---**
Um...
**[14:53] ---**
Is this really the right place?
**[14:54] ---**
Salute!
**[14:55] ---**
The training has already started!
**[14:58] ---**
And when you talk to me, add "sir."
**[15:00] ---**
Sir...?
**[15:01] ---**
Say, "Sir! Yes, sir!"
**[15:03] ---**
S-Sir! Yes, sir!
**[15:04] ---**
First, in order to gain a proper
and beautiful sense of balance,
**[15:08] ---**
you are going to do
leap-frogging on a balance beam.
**[15:11] ---**
Transform! Leap-frogging mode!
**[15:18] ---**
W-Wow!
**[15:19] ---**
What's wrong?
**[15:21] ---**
Don't you want to master
a proper and beautiful posture?
**[15:24] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[15:26] ---**
To become an appropriate partner
for Uncle, I need to...
**[15:32] ---**
I can't just give up!
**[15:35] ---**
Louder!
**[15:36] ---**
Sir! Yes, sir!
**[15:37] ---**
Moving on to the next!
**[15:39] ---**
This is to beautify your writing skills!
***SIGN*** Tree frog
**[15:41] ---**
Tree frog, black-spotted frog,
horned frog and bullfrog!
***SIGN*** Black-spotted frog
***SIGN*** Horned frog
***SIGN*** Bullfrog
**[15:44] ---**
You'll write these words
1,000 times each!
**[15:46] ---**
Sir! Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Free dog
**[15:48] ---**
Free dog, black-blotted dog,
corn dog and bulldog...
***SIGN*** Black-blotted dog
***SIGN*** Corn dog
***SIGN*** Bulldog
**[15:51] ---**
WRONG!
**[15:52] ---**
This is how you write them!
***SIGN*** Frog
***SIGN*** Black-spotted
***SIGN*** Horned
**[15:55] ---**
Sir! Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Tree frog
**[15:57] ---**
Tree frog, black-spotted frog,
horned frog and bullfrog!
***SIGN*** Black-spotted frog
***SIGN*** Horned frog
***SIGN*** Bullfrog
**[16:01] ---**
The next task is to
improve your speaking skills.
**[16:03] ---**
Tongue twisters 800 times!
**[16:06] ---**
Sir! Yes, sir!
**[16:08] ---**
Peter Piper picked a peck of
pickled peppers...
**[16:10] ---**
Louder!
**[16:11] ---**
Peter Piper picked a peck of...
**[16:14] ---**
Faster!
**[16:15] ---**
Peter Piper picked a peck of
pickled peppers...
**[16:19] ---**
Push your limits!
**[16:19] ---**
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked!
**[16:23] ---**
Next! Kneel on your knees for
one hour on top of that frog statue!
**[16:27] ---**
But... why on a statue?
**[16:29] ---**
No particular reason!
**[16:31] ---**
Sir! Yes, sir!
**[16:35] ---**
Watch how I do, Uncle... I'm
determined to make it through this!
**[16:42] ---**
How could she meekly
accept this meaningless training?
**[16:46] ---**
All right!
**[16:48] ---**
In order to make you a strong
and suitable woman for him,
**[16:51] ---**
I will now teach you
the Keron defensive tactics!
**[16:54] ---**
R-Right!
**[16:55] ---**
Listen where you are!
**[16:56] ---**
Sir! Yes, sir!
**[16:58] ---**
The basics in self-defense are bare hands.
**[16:59] ---**
Throw away all your weapons!
**[17:02] ---**
I don't really have any...
**[17:04] ---**
Military search!
***SIGN*** Hazardous
**[17:12] ---**
Hazardous material detected!
**[17:16] ---**
You usually cannot use cell phones
in most emergency situations.
**[17:20] ---**
So, let me keep this for now.
**[17:24] ---**
No objections, right?
**[17:25] ---**
Sir! Yes, sir!
**[17:27] ---**
I had obtained the information
**[17:28] ---**
that this cell phone is
actually a weapon of destruction.
**[17:32] ---**
Without this device, she's
just a wimpy high school girl.
**[17:35] ---**
Very well! Bring it on!
**[17:38] ---**
R-Right! Yes!
**[17:43] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:45] ---**
I'm sorry. My legs became numb...
**[17:48] ---**
I see!
**[17:53] ---**
W-Why do you have so many hands?
**[17:56] ---**
Well... this is why!
**[18:01] ---**
Isn't it unbearable to have your legs slapped
**[18:03] ---**
when your feet are numb?
**[18:10] ---**
Maybe this is the true test from God!
**[18:14] ---**
Yes, sir! I'll become a
lovely and proper lady
**[18:16] ---**
who will not be affected by
limbs falling asleep!
**[18:19] ---**
Or, like, earnest passion?
**[18:22] ---**
I want to learn your defensive tactics!
**[18:25] ---**
Sir! Yes, sir!
**[18:26] ---**
What?!
**[18:31] ---**
She's so dazzling!
**[18:34] ---**
So am I just a tiny pathetic paranoiac
consumed by jealousy and grudges?!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:42] ---**
How dare you!
**[18:44] ---**
I'm not letting go of Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:51] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[18:55] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:56] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?!
**[18:56] ---**
I saw you flying into the air,
so I rushed after you.
**[19:01] ---**
Uncle...
***SIGN*** Moved
***SIGN*** Emotionally touched
**[19:05] ---**
It's time for our snack,
Lady Mois! Let's go home.
**[19:09] ---**
Ah! But I still need more training...
**[19:12] ---**
Training?
**[19:15] ---**
Huh? This suspicious-looking man...
**[19:18] ---**
Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
**[19:20] ---**
Sergeant, does that girl mean so much to you?
**[19:25] ---**
Hey, you! Let me talk to you for a minute!
**[19:28] ---**
You fool!
**[19:31] ---**
Gero gero! That's not what I...
**[19:33] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:41] ---**
Gero gero...
**[19:46] ---**
Uncle...
**[19:48] ---**
You hurt Uncle, didn't you?
**[19:52] ---**
Command Input!
**[19:55] ---**
Change!
**[19:57] ---**
Lucifer Spear!
**[20:05] ---**
I don't care who you are! I will not
allow anyone to hurt Uncle!
**[20:10] ---**
Angol tribe's Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[20:13] ---**
Armageddon! One millionth!
***SIGN*** Mois
**[20:35] ---**
Uncle! Are you all right, Uncle?
**[20:38] ---**
Th-This is nothing...
You don't need to worry...
**[20:44] ---**
I want to thank you, Uncle...
**[20:46] ---**
You came to rescue me,
just like the hero on TV.
**[20:51] ---**
There was an explosion at an old
factory site earlier today in Tokyo.
**[20:56] ---**
What a frightening incident...
**[20:56] ---**
We do not have all the details.
**[20:58] ---**
Wow, it looks like a crater.
**[20:58] ---**
However, toxic chemical products
might have caused the flames...
**[21:00] ---**
Good thing there were no people around.
**[21:03] ---**
Oh, Uncle. You have some cream
on the side of your mouth.
**[21:06] ---**
Oh. Thank you, ma'am.
**[21:10] ---**
Just wait and see, Uncle.
**[21:13] ---**
I promise I'll become a
proper and lovely match for you.
**[21:21] ---**
This sure is a delicious
strawberry shortcake.
**[21:24] ---**
Oh, Lady Mois. I'm afraid I got
some cream on me again.
**[21:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant... it seems I am only...
**[21:27] ---**
All right, Uncle...
**[21:29] ---**
Yes. He is simply a sad
and miserable soul.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
It's me, Momoka. I've recently started
to see a pair of cute cats.
**[23:11] ---**
The other day, I saw them
cleaning each other.
**[23:13] ---**
They have a similar fur pattern,
so they make a good match.
**[23:15] ---**
They're always walking together...
**[23:16] ---**
I want to be a couple with someone, too!
**[23:18] ---**
Stop being so affectionate! Oh...
**[23:20] ---**
Enough of that already.
**[23:21] ---**
Our next story is our first step
in the invasion of the Earth.
**[23:23] ---**
After all this time...
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro: Invasion Status
is Never Better, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Building a Base
for Dummies, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
These two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E8 - Keroro: Invasion Status is Never Better, Sir! / Keroro: Building a Base for Dummies, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JD0P/keroro-invasion-status-is-never-better-sir---keroro-building-a-base-for-dummies-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
On the surface,
this town may look peaceful,
**[01:34] ---**
but there may be invaders
from outer space hiding somewhere,
**[01:40] ---**
breathing quietly, without a word.
**[01:48] [SONG] ---**
I am Keroro... a sergeant I am!
**[01:54] ---**
Yay, yay... That was great!
**[01:54] ---**
Wonderful, Uncle!
**[02:00] ---**
I must say, that was a
superb performance, sir!
**[02:02] ---**
Both the lyrics and music
sound modest and discreet.
**[02:06] ---**
Really? Actually, I have
an idea for another song, too.
**[02:10] ---**
Maybe I should write my own song!
**[02:12] ---**
How about writing a song to sing in duet?
**[02:14] ---**
Wow, fabulous idea!
**[02:16] ---**
Although the Pekopon invasion
seems to be on hiatus,
**[02:19] ---**
I think I can look forward
to many new songs of yours.
**[02:24] ---**
That's right, we have an
invasion to carry out.
**[02:26] ---**
Why are we writing songs
in the first place?
**[02:29] ---**
Atten-hut!
**[02:30] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[02:31] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
what is our objective?
**[02:34] ---**
The invasion of Pekopon, sir!
**[02:35] ---**
The destruction of Pekopon!
**[02:38] ---**
What's wrong with me?
**[02:41] ---**
My burning passion as a soldier
was about to be quenched.
**[02:50] ---**
Oh, darn...
**[02:52] ---**
Some great lines just popped into my head...
**[02:56] ---**
Why don't we finish this song
before we resume our operation?
**[02:59] ---**
Okay!
**[03:01] ---**
Not okay.
**[03:05] ---**
Keroro: Invasion Status
is Never Better, Sir!
**[03:10] ---**
Goodbye!
**[03:12] ---**
Have a nice day, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Doing some serious cleaning.
**[03:16] ---**
You know, lately... your seriousness
doesn't sound very sincere.
**[03:21] ---**
What are you saying, Lady Natsumi?
***SIGN*** Yikes
**[03:23] ---**
I have no underhanded schemes...
**[03:27] ---**
Well, I believe you for now,
**[03:29] ---**
but if you do anything funny,
you'll be sorry.
**[03:30] ---**
Yes. Yes. Yes, of course.
**[03:36] ---**
You Pekoponians are so naïve.
**[03:39] ---**
Hey, Sarge!
**[03:40] ---**
Yeees?!
**[03:41] ---**
Did Natsumi leave?
**[03:43] ---**
She said she was going to see
a movie with a classmate, sir.
**[03:47] ---**
You should go out too, Master Fuyuki!
**[03:49] ---**
Nah, I'm okay. It's no fun
going out alone, anyway.
**[03:52] ---**
The town...
**[03:54] ---**
...is full of wondrous things!
**[03:56] ---**
If you stay cooped up at home,
**[03:58] ---**
nothing good will happen, sir!
**[04:00] ---**
But if you go into town,
**[04:01] ---**
you may encounter wonderful people.
**[04:04] ---**
I... I guess so...
**[04:06] ---**
Well, I'll see you later.
**[04:08] ---**
Have a nice day!
**[04:13] ---**
This is too easy.
Those foolish Pekoponians.
**[04:17] ---**
Now... we will use this opportunity
to carry out the final phase
**[04:21] ---**
of the first step in the
Pekopon invasion plan.
**[04:31] ---**
Sorry to have kept you waiting, men!
**[04:33] ---**
We have been waiting.
**[04:36] ---**
So, you're finally ready to act?
**[04:38] ---**
Huh? Where is Lady Mois?
**[04:40] ---**
Yes? Here I am!
**[04:43] ---**
Angol Mois has now descended!
**[04:49] ---**
Uncle! You're cold and dead...!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[04:53] ---**
I want to play with Mr. Sergeant, too!
**[05:00] ---**
Idiots!
**[05:06] ---**
No need to worry, men.
**[05:09] ---**
I won't die before I see the
successful end to our mission!
**[05:15] ---**
Ohh...
**[05:17] ---**
That was nothing!
**[05:19] ---**
Keroro seems determined, for once.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 3
**[05:28] ---**
Resonance times three.
**[05:31] ---**
The voice of three men resonating
across their battleground!
**[05:34] ---**
Mois seems to want to join in...
well, maybe not.
**[05:40] ---**
What an unexpected surprise
to meet up with you here.
**[05:44] ---**
Yes, it is!
**[05:45] ---**
It was worth watching his every move 24-7!
**[05:49] ---**
Huh?
**[05:51] ---**
Oh, it's nothing...
**[05:53] ---**
What were you doing here,
Nishizawa-san?
**[05:55] ---**
Hiding until... I mean... I, uh...
**[05:58] ---**
Miss Momoka has locked on to her target.
**[06:02] ---**
They've stopped in front of a bench.
They're sitting down.
**[06:06] ---**
Good luck, Miss Momoka.
**[06:10] ---**
What? Tamama's been
coming to my house every day?
**[06:14] ---**
Yes. And he usually only
comes home at night.
**[06:18] ---**
Then he sleeps with a
self-satisfied look on his face.
**[06:23] ---**
He left early this morning,
saying he was going to see Mr. Sergeant.
**[06:28] ---**
What...?
**[06:29] ---**
Is there a reason?
**[06:30] ---**
I wonder what Sarge and the
others are up to, meeting in secret.
**[06:34] ---**
It kind of bothers me.
**[06:36] ---**
Never mind that.
What shall we do today?
**[06:40] ---**
W-We could go
to a movie or something...
**[06:41] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[06:42] ---**
Yes?
**[06:43] ---**
I...
**[06:44] ---**
Yes?
**[06:45] ---**
I have to go home.
**[06:46] ---**
Oh, yes...!
***SIGN*** What?!
**[06:49] ---**
Home?!
***SIGN*** It can't be!
**[06:50] ---**
Well...
***SIGN*** You're serious?
**[06:51] ---**
A-All right...
***SIGN*** No way!
**[06:52] ---**
I... I can't...
**[06:54] ---**
...let him escape!
**[06:56] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...!
**[06:58] ---**
Huh? Nishizawa-san?
**[06:59] ---**
I'll go with you. I'm Tama-chan's
guardian, after all.
**[07:04] ---**
Okay.
**[07:06] ---**
Right on!
**[07:11] ---**
I'm home, Sarge!
**[07:13] ---**
Huh...?
**[07:15] ---**
Tama-chan... You're here, aren't you?
**[07:18] ---**
Corporal! Hey, Corporal!
**[07:20] ---**
It looks like... no one's here.
**[07:23] ---**
It can't be...
**[07:25] ---**
The only place left is
the basement, Sarge's room.
**[07:30] ---**
Sarge! It's me... Fuyuki!
**[07:33] ---**
Aren't you here?
**[07:35] ---**
I'm coming in!
**[07:40] ---**
No one's here.
I wonder what's happened.
**[07:47] ---**
All right, please begin.
**[07:49] ---**
Okay.
**[07:50] ---**
Hurray! I can't wait!
**[07:52] ---**
The main power... is switched on!
**[08:08] ---**
Ohh...
**[08:10] ---**
It's finally complete, men!
Our advanced base!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Advanced Base Central Command
**[08:15] ---**
Using this base as our key point,
**[08:17] ---**
we will quickly advance
our invasion of Pekopon.
**[08:21] ---**
I guess you really
were serious about it this time.
**[08:23] ---**
I am always serious, Corporal Giroro.
**[08:27] ---**
Now, men! Please work on
finishing up the details.
**[08:32] ---**
I can't find anything out of the ordinary.
**[08:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:37] ---**
Perhaps... Fuyuki-kun and I are
the only ones in this house?
**[08:42] ---**
Awesome development.
I really like it!
**[08:45] ---**
I really hate this.
**[08:47] ---**
I worked so hard to build this
clammy room for Mr. Sergeant.
**[08:51] ---**
Why do I have to work
with this female to finish it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Touch DANGER
**[08:57] ---**
Take this.
**[09:00] ---**
Hey, you! That nozzle is most
important to this clammy room.
**[09:04] ---**
I wish you wouldn't treat it so roughly.
**[09:06] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[09:08] ---**
This clammy room is brimming
**[09:10] ---**
with your kind feelings
toward Uncle, isn't it?
**[09:14] ---**
I will put my heart and soul
into cleaning it!
**[09:18] ---**
Oh no! She is shining so brightly!
**[09:21] ---**
I have great respect for you, Tama.
**[09:25] ---**
I am such a small-minded, sorry person...
**[09:28] ---**
Once again, Tamama is the loser!
***SIGN*** The Loser
**[09:34] ---**
So...? What in the world is this room for?
**[09:37] ---**
Can't you tell?
**[09:40] ---**
It's a display room
just for Gundam models!
**[09:43] ---**
In order to recreate
a space battle scene,
**[09:46] ---**
a large area like this is necessary!
**[09:49] ---**
Eventually, I'm going to faithfully
recreate the battle at A Baoa Qu.
**[09:57] ---**
Huh?
**[09:57] ---**
What was that?
The house shook, didn't it?
**[10:00] ---**
Yes...
**[10:01] ---**
But it didn't feel like an earthquake.
**[10:17] ---**
What? Intruder alert?!
**[10:19] ---**
Who in the world is it?
**[10:21] ---**
Trouble, sir! Due to the explosion,
**[10:23] ---**
the humidifiers in the
clammy room won't stop!
**[10:27] ---**
I'm sopping wet!
**[10:28] ---**
Or, like, very messy?
**[10:30] ---**
C-Could it be?
**[10:31] ---**
Maybe the dampness has
drawn that thing in again?
**[10:35] ---**
A Nyororo?
**[10:36] ---**
A Nyororo?!
**[10:38] ---**
What was that, again...?
**[10:39] ---**
Nyororo are space beings who love
moisture-filled Keronians.
**[10:44] ---**
You could say
they are our natural enemy.
**[10:46] ---**
Is that right?
**[10:50] ---**
Could it be that a Nyororo
has invaded their secret base?
**[10:53] ---**
Personally I doubt it, but anyway...
**[10:55] ---**
What will be the fate of
Fuyuki and Momoka,
**[10:57] ---**
who have been sucked into
this mysterious dimension?!
**[11:09] ---**
Keroro: Building a Base
for Dummies, Sir!
**[11:14] ---**
Finally, Keroro and his men have
the secret base they've yearned for.
**[11:18] ---**
But suddenly, something has
broken their security!
**[11:20] ---**
Just what is the identity
of that intruder?
**[11:24] ---**
Huh...?
**[11:25] ---**
Whoops, the cat's out of the bag.
**[11:27] ---**
Well, everyone knew anyway,
so no worries, right?
**[11:32] ---**
Where are we?
**[11:34] ---**
Do you think we can find a way out?
**[11:36] ---**
I don't know...
**[11:43] ---**
It might be difficult.
**[11:45] ---**
Look at this door. It might not
even be made of Earth metal.
**[11:50] ---**
Even if it is, the compound
might not be known to humans.
**[11:54] ---**
Oh...
**[11:55] ---**
Oh!
**[11:59] ---**
Oh, easier than I thought.
**[12:03] ---**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Stupid Stupid Stupid...
**[12:03] ---**
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
**[12:05] ---**
Fuyuki-kun was delivering
some awesome analysis,
**[12:07] ---**
and I completely ruined the moment!
**[12:09] ---**
Wait a sec... if we continue on,
we might get lost and be all alone!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump...
**[12:15] ---**
If we get lost, soon... the fragile Momoka
will end up in his arms!
**[12:21] ---**
My first kiss...!!
**[12:24] ---**
Nishizawa-san... let's go.
**[12:26] ---**
All right!
**[12:27] ---**
Look, you've had
your first kiss already...
**[12:31] ---**
The two intruders have begun moving.
**[12:34] ---**
They're moving this way...
**[12:36] ---**
Are they Nyororo, after all?
**[12:39] ---**
Put the surveillance camera's
visual to the main monitor.
**[12:41] ---**
Yes, sir.
***SIGN*** One moment, please.
***SIGN*** Camera hasn't been set up.
**[12:44] ---**
Camera hasn't been set up.
Camera hasn't been set up...
**[12:47] ---**
Gero!
**[12:49] ---**
What a predicament!
***SIGN*** I am so sad!
**[12:50] ---**
Who was supposed to set up the cameras?
**[12:53] ---**
Gero!
**[12:54] ---**
You dumbo! If you had time
to build a Gundam display room,
**[12:57] ---**
you should have set up the cameras!
**[12:58] ---**
Well, who would've thought
we'd have intruders so soon, huh...?
**[13:04] ---**
You are unbelievable.
**[13:06] ---**
The intruders have
entered the large Central Hall.
**[13:09] ---**
What?!
**[13:10] ---**
They do seem to be headed this way.
**[13:12] ---**
Ummm, we are in deep trouble.
**[13:14] ---**
That's right...
**[13:15] ---**
The Nyororo tend to attack
those they've attacked before.
**[13:20] ---**
That means...
**[13:21] ---**
Gero!
**[13:23] ---**
A Nyororo... Just thinking
about it makes me feel...
***SIGN*** Dried up
**[13:28] ---**
What the...?!
**[13:29] ---**
Don't panic, you fool!
**[13:30] ---**
You can say that because you've
never been attacked by a Nyororo!
**[13:35] ---**
The intruders have
gotten through the central gate!
***SIGN*** Dried up
**[13:39] ---**
Again?!
**[13:39] ---**
Stop beef-jerkying yourself every time!
**[13:41] ---**
You call yourself a soldier?!
**[13:44] ---**
I'm finished...
**[13:46] ---**
There's nothing to worry about,
Mr. Sergeant.
**[13:49] ---**
I thought this might happen,
so I positioned some guard robo-dogs.
**[13:53] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[13:55] ---**
The Nyororo will fall prey to
my guard robo-dogs in no time.
**[14:02] ---**
Good job, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
***SIGN*** Welcome to our secret base. Command Center this way.
**[14:06] ---**
"Welcome to our secret base..."
**[14:08] ---**
It looks like Tama and the others
built this, doesn't it?
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** Command Center this way.
**[14:13] ---**
If we follow the arrows,
we won't get lost.
**[14:15] ---**
Er... yes...
**[14:18] ---**
Hmph! This means we
won't get lost and be all alone.
**[14:23] ---**
Huh?
**[14:24] ---**
I hear a sound...
**[14:25] ---**
Huh? W-What is it?
***SIGN*** Space Guard robo-dog Andromedian Husky enters
**[14:35] ---**
Enter the Space Guard robo-dog,
Andromedian Husky!
**[14:39] ---**
W-What's that?!
***SIGN*** Run!
**[14:46] ---**
What's that?
**[14:51] ---**
Huh?
**[14:53] ---**
Oh! Fuyuki-kun!
***SIGN*** Full Power!
**[14:56] ---**
Full power!
**[15:03] ---**
Wha...?!
**[15:04] ---**
Uh...
**[15:07] ---**
Andromedian Husky... is lost.
**[15:10] ---**
The Space Guard robo-dog,
Andromedian Husky
**[15:13] ---**
has a power that does not
live up to its looks.
**[15:16] ---**
With its flashy explosive gimmick,
**[15:17] ---**
it's extremely popular among
kids who love to play heroes.
**[15:24] ---**
It's nothing to giggle about.
**[15:26] ---**
I have no choice. I'll face them.
**[15:29] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[15:30] ---**
This is bad! Mr. Sergeant's heart
will turn away from me.
**[15:35] ---**
Allow me to handle this situation.
**[15:38] ---**
Tama-chan, you're so cool!
**[15:40] ---**
Or, like, happy household?
**[15:41] ---**
I'm gonna prove I'm better than her.
**[15:45] ---**
I am on my way!
**[15:47] ---**
Looks like some kind of automatic
defense system is active, but...
**[15:52] ---**
But with your power,
we should be all right.
**[15:56] ---**
Oh no... Fuyuki-kun thinks of me
as a power-type character...
**[16:07] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama is
about to encounter the enemy.
**[16:10] ---**
Gero!
**[16:12] ---**
Giro!
**[16:14] ---**
Tama!
**[16:18] ---**
I'm gonna smoke you!
***SIGN*** Tamama Impact
**[16:20] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[16:21] ---**
Huh? Tama-chan...
**[16:23] ---**
Oh! I c-can't stop now...
**[16:35] ---**
Battle underway! Defensive wall damaged!
**[16:38] ---**
They dodged the Tamama Impact?!
**[16:41] ---**
They're not the usual Nyororo...
**[16:45] ---**
What?!
**[16:47] ---**
Private Tamama and the enemy
are moving side-by-side.
**[16:50] ---**
What the...?!
**[16:52] ---**
Looks like it swallowed him.
**[16:54] ---**
P-Private Tamama...
**[16:58] ---**
I will put an end to this. Don't worry.
**[17:01] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[17:03] ---**
Protecting a leader...
is the duty of his men.
**[17:07] ---**
I... I'm counting on you!
**[17:10] ---**
Momocchi, it's awesome, isn't it?
**[17:11] ---**
We built this secret base ourselves.
**[17:15] ---**
Looks fantastic, Tama-chan.
**[17:17] ---**
I like that those signs make the base
easy to navigate for first-time visitors.
**[17:21] ---**
Oh!
**[17:22] ---**
Oh! Corporal Giroro!
**[17:27] ---**
Corporal Giroro is approaching the enemy.
**[17:28] ---**
I'm counting on you, Corporal Giroro!
**[17:31] ---**
Giroro-sama... Girororo-sama...
Girorororo-sama...!
**[17:36] ---**
They're together!
**[17:36] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[17:38] ---**
So, Corporal Giroro
has been swallowed up too...
***SIGN*** Despair
**[17:41] ---**
I guess... this is the end!
**[17:44] ---**
Uncle... I'll go next!
Or, like, moral conduct?
***SIGN*** Despair
**[17:50] ---**
You're going, Lady Mois?
**[17:51] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Hope
**[18:02] ---**
I shall protect you, Uncle.
**[18:04] ---**
Lady Mois, you look great!
I'm counting on you!
**[18:07] ---**
For cryin' out loud!
**[18:09] ---**
If we had surveillance cameras,
this wouldn't have happened.
**[18:12] ---**
It's all because of
Mr. Sergeant's laziness.
**[18:15] ---**
That's Sarge for you.
**[18:17] ---**
Huh?
**[18:20] ---**
Please, Lady Mois!
**[18:24] ---**
Hurray! Hurray! Lady Mois!
**[18:28] ---**
Fight! Fight! Lady Mois!
**[18:32] ---**
I'm so nervous!
**[18:33] ---**
Lady Mois, you must
beat the Nyororo to a pulp!
**[18:40] ---**
Not Lady Mois, too!
**[18:42] ---**
Gero!
**[18:43] ---**
What should I do?!
**[18:45] ---**
The Nyororo are coming!
The Nyororo are coming!
**[18:49] ---**
I have to calm down. The only
thing that will calm me down...
**[18:55] ---**
...is to make Gundam models.
**[18:57] ---**
But now I'm too calm!
***SIGN*** How did he
finish it so
quickly?
**[19:00] ---**
I never thought the Nyororo
were actually you two...
**[19:03] ---**
Once he learns of this,
I'm sure Uncle will be happy.
**[19:07] ---**
But I am sad.
**[19:10] ---**
What do I do?
**[19:12] ---**
I'm the only one left. What can I do?
**[19:19] ---**
Please let me handle this.
**[19:21] ---**
Protecting a leader...
is the duty of his men.
**[19:25] ---**
I shall protect you, Uncle!
**[19:30] ---**
That's right...
**[19:31] ---**
There's only one thing that I can do.
**[19:36] ---**
In order to avenge the deaths
of my comrades...
**[19:40] ---**
...I shall do what I can do!
**[19:45] ---**
Sarge! It's me. Please open up.
**[19:47] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:48] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:50] ---**
He can't hear our voices in there.
**[19:53] ---**
Then, let me do it.
***SIGN*** One-trillionth Armageddon!
**[19:57] ---**
One-trillionth Armageddon!
**[20:09] ---**
Sarge?
**[20:11] ---**
Huh?
**[20:14] ---**
I'm so sorry... The bar is closed, sirs...
**[20:20] ---**
Please leave, sirs...
**[20:23] ---**
Gero!
**[20:24] ---**
Y-You dumbo!
What were you doing?!
**[20:29] ---**
I... I was trying to get the Nyororo
to let down their guard...
**[20:31] ---**
By the way, where are the Nyororo?
**[20:33] ---**
You are disgraceful.
**[20:34] ---**
Go and get swallowed up
by Nyororo, will you?!
**[20:37] ---**
No, thanks. Once is quite enough.
**[20:39] ---**
You've gotta do it a few more times,
**[20:41] ---**
or that dumbo side of yours
won't be cured!
**[20:43] ---**
I'll get dried up!
**[20:46] ---**
Huh?
**[20:47] ---**
Is it another intruder?
**[20:49] ---**
It might really be the Nyororo this time.
**[20:51] ---**
Gero!
**[20:52] ---**
It's fast. Or, like, speeding bullet?
**[20:55] ---**
It will be here very soon.
**[21:03] ---**
There!
**[21:05] ---**
Sis!
**[21:06] ---**
Thank goodness!
It's only you, Lady Natsumi...
**[21:13] ---**
I told you you'd be sorry, didn't I...?
**[21:16] ---**
Gero!
**[21:17] ---**
Do you think you can build
something like this under our house
**[21:19] ---**
and get away with it?!
**[21:21] ---**
Gero!
**[21:21] ---**
She might be scarier than the Nyororo!!
**[21:23] ---**
What did you say?!
**[21:26] ---**
There may be a secret alien base
built under your house!
**[21:31] ---**
Please be very careful!
**[21:33] ---**
Gero!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Mom! Have you all been
eating a proper breakfast?
**[23:10] ---**
We tend to skip meals
on our holidays, don't we?
**[23:14] ---**
But I think it's better
to eat a solid breakfast.
**[23:17] ---**
Wake up early and
finish eating breakfast early,
**[23:18] ---**
so you have time to
enjoy watching anime.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that. In the next story,
a fourth comrade will appear.
**[23:24] ---**
"Natsumi: Where Love Blooms,
Kululu Looms, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E9 - Natsumi: Where Love Blooms, Kululu Looms, Sir! / Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5DP5/natsumi-where-love-blooms-kululu-looms-sir--hinata-aki-a-dynamite-woman-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
Natsumi: Where Love Blooms,
Kululu Looms, Sir!
**[01:38] ---**
That night...
**[01:40] ---**
The Keroro Platoon
Tactical Meeting was held
**[01:42] ---**
without any prior foreshadowing.
**[01:45] ---**
So far our Pekopon invasion
strategies have all failed.
**[01:50] ---**
Why in the world is that?
What is the Keroro Platoon lacking?
**[01:55] ---**
I cannot say this in front
of Mr. Sergeant, but...
**[01:59] ---**
I think we need a smarter leader!
**[02:03] ---**
I think Uncle needs more focus.
**[02:07] ---**
This is very harsh!
**[02:09] ---**
But don't you think your teamwork
is smoother because of him?
**[02:13] ---**
Not at all.
**[02:16] ---**
Perhaps he's not made to be a leader.
**[02:18] ---**
I think Uncle is doing his best...
**[02:22] ---**
Well, doing his best or not,
with no talent for it...
**[02:24] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[02:26] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[02:29] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant?!
**[02:31] ---**
Uncle!
**[02:32] ---**
You are the best sergeant
among all sergeants!
**[02:35] ---**
If you have time to do
something so silly,
**[02:37] ---**
why don't you think up
some proper strategy?!
**[02:42] ---**
Uncle!
**[02:43] ---**
Hm...?
**[02:46] ---**
How dare you? Anyone who bullies
Uncle will be blown away!
**[02:51] ---**
Uncle will get hit by that, too!
***SIGN*** One-trillionth Armageddon!
**[02:53] ---**
One-trillionth Armageddon!
**[03:02] ---**
See, he got hit.
**[03:08] ---**
I almost got caught in it, too.
**[03:11] ---**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Oh!
**[03:12] ---**
U-Uncle...!
**[03:15] ---**
What I want to ask is,
"Is it really okay
**[03:17] ---**
if the members of the
Keroro Platoon remain the same?"
**[03:22] ---**
In other words, we should send back
the one hindering us, right?
**[03:26] ---**
I agree with that!
**[03:27] ---**
No. Lady Mois is an important comrade
**[03:30] ---**
who will support the
Keroro Platoon from behind.
**[03:34] ---**
You could say Mois is
an icon of the platoon.
**[03:37] ---**
Uncle! I'm humbled by your words...
Or, like, help from heaven?
**[03:42] ---**
What are you trying to say?
**[03:44] ---**
There's just one thing I want to say.
**[03:48] ---**
And that is...?
**[03:49] ---**
It should be obvious.
**[03:51] ---**
I want to build more Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Gundam model fanatic
**[03:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:57] ---**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Ten-trillionth Armageddon!
**[03:58] ---**
I'll go easy on you.
Ten-trillionth Armageddon!
**[04:02] ---**
They both get hit,
even if she goes easy on them.
**[04:05] ---**
I did not run fast enough!
**[04:07] ---**
Weren't we talking about our members?
**[04:10] ---**
Like I said... In order to make
some time for building Gundam models,
**[04:14] ---**
we should add a maid who'll
do the cleaning to our members.
**[04:19] ---**
You dumbo...!
**[04:21] ---**
Uh oh...
**[04:27] ---**
What we need now is a tactical advisor.
**[04:30] ---**
In other words, someone
who will be the brains of the team.
**[04:32] ---**
Oh... You mean him.
**[04:35] ---**
That's right.
**[04:37] ---**
We should have him
participate as our fourth man.
**[04:40] ---**
The Keroro Platoon
Tactical Communications Chief,
**[04:43] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[04:45] ---**
Shall we make an attempt to find him?
**[04:45] ---**
Hurray!
**[04:47] ---**
How will we find him?
**[04:49] ---**
If you wanna find something,
you gotta do the legwork.
**[04:52] ---**
True, that is the most reliable way.
**[04:55] ---**
Then let us get started at once!
**[04:58] ---**
Huh?
**[05:04] ---**
Looks like bad things come in threes.
**[05:09] ---**
All right, let's begin our mission.
**[05:11] ---**
Search each blade of grass,
if you must, to find Kululu.
**[05:14] ---**
Roger that!
**[05:14] ---**
Roger!
**[05:15] ---**
Fan out!
**[05:20] ---**
After I went to the trouble
of preparing his breakfast...!
**[05:22] ---**
Sis, Sarge doesn't seem
to be in his room, either.
**[05:26] ---**
Just let him be.
He isn't a child, after all.
**[05:31] ---**
I wonder where he went.
Think he's all right?
**[05:39] ---**
Why do I have to worry
about that stupid frog?
**[05:43] ---**
Has something happened to your frog?
**[05:46] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai!
**[05:48] ---**
Saburo-senpai?
**[05:49] ---**
What's going on?
**[05:50] ---**
Don't tell me those two...
**[05:51] ---**
No way...
**[05:52] ---**
That delinquent doesn't
even come to school often.
**[05:55] ---**
Is he here to confess his love?
Or challenge her to a duel?
**[05:59] ---**
Why are you here?
**[06:01] ---**
'Cause I'm interested.
**[06:04] ---**
Say, can I come visit your home?
**[06:07] ---**
Th-That's rather out of the blue...!
**[06:09] ---**
Oh... So it'd be okay
if it isn't out of the blue?
**[06:14] ---**
In that case...
**[06:18] ---**
Oh...!
***SIGN*** Wow!
**[06:20] ---**
If you feel like it, please e-mail me.
**[06:23] ---**
So long!
**[06:25] ---**
Saburo-senpai's e-mail address...
**[06:28] ---**
Natsumi, be very careful
when you choose a boyfriend.
**[06:31] ---**
Huh?
**[06:32] ---**
A delinquent isn't your type, Natsumi.
**[06:34] ---**
I-It's nothing like that... at all.
**[06:37] ---**
So it's true! He wants a duel?
**[06:39] ---**
What the heck?
**[06:42] ---**
Delicacy of Hakata, Spicy Cod Roe...
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Hakata Spicy Cod Roe
**[06:44] ---**
From Niigata, bamboo-wrapped
sweet dumplings!
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Niigata Bamboo-wrapped Dumplings
**[06:46] ---**
Okayama has Millet Dumplings!
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Okayama Millet Dumplings
**[06:48] ---**
Nagano's famous Gohei Rice Cakes!
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Nagano Gohei Rice Cakes
**[06:51] ---**
Fresh Yatsuhashi crêpe...
**[06:51] ---**
Fish cakes...
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Osaka Octopus Balls
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Kyoto Fresh Yatsuhashi Crêpe
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Odawara Fish Cakes
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Toyama Trout Sushi
**[06:52] ---**
Fermented soybeans...
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Mito Fermented Soybeans
**[06:53] ---**
Octopus balls...
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Nagoya Uirou Cakes
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Hiroshima Maple Leaf Cakes
**[06:54] ---**
Trout Sushi...
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Kagawa Sanuki Noodles
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Nagasaki Castella Cakes
**[06:55] ---**
Uirou cakes...
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Chiba Peanuts
**[06:55] ---**
Mapl...
***SIGN*** Delicacy of Wakayama Pickled Kishuu Plums
**[06:56] ---**
What are these things for?
**[06:58] ---**
They must be from Sarge!
**[07:00] ---**
I know that, but...
**[07:02] ---**
I guess he's doing all right.
**[07:03] ---**
Anyway, Sis... you'd better be
careful about Saburo-senpai.
**[07:08] ---**
Huh?
**[07:09] ---**
Well, it's strange for him to
want to come here for no reason.
**[07:12] ---**
No reason?!
**[07:13] ---**
It's because he's interested... in... me...
**[07:17] ---**
Saburo is probably one of those people
**[07:20] ---**
who's behind many incidents in space,
**[07:22] ---**
and who eliminates aliens:
one of those Men in Black.
**[07:26] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:26] ---**
He may be after Sarge and the others.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[07:29] ---**
What?!
**[07:29] ---**
Oh, yeah. That stupid frog
and the others aren't here now.
**[07:32] ---**
It's the perfect time!
I'll call him over.
**[07:34] ---**
Huh?
**[07:35] ---**
Why don't we find out from him?
**[07:37] ---**
Sis!
**[07:38] ---**
Send...
**[07:41] ---**
Well... The beaches in Okinawa
are really beautiful.
***SIGN*** Chinsukou Biscuits
**[07:45] ---**
Hokkaido was fine, too.
**[07:46] ---**
Hey! Why did you come home?!
**[07:49] ---**
Leave the house at once!
**[07:51] ---**
Bad timing, Sarge...
**[07:52] ---**
You might be a target
of the Men in Black.
***SIGN*** Chinsukou Biscuits
**[07:56] ---**
If it gets out that we're
keeping things like these,
***SIGN*** Something like this
**[07:58] ---**
what will he think of me?
**[08:02] ---**
No way!
**[08:03] ---**
Saburo-senpai says he's nearly here.
**[08:07] ---**
But how?
**[08:08] ---**
Sis, he must have followed you home!
**[08:11] ---**
What?!
**[08:16] ---**
A Man in Black...!
**[08:18] ---**
We'd better hide them first.
**[08:20] ---**
Sis!
**[08:27] ---**
Don't you dare come out!
**[08:30] ---**
Welcome back...!
***SIGN*** Warning
**[08:33] ---**
Oh! There's an intruder
at the Hinata front door.
***SIGN*** Intruder
**[08:38] ---**
I'll bring it up on the monitor.
**[09:05] ---**
He's here!
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[09:08] ---**
Seems they're down below...
And the entrance is...
**[09:13] ---**
This should be about right.
**[09:28] ---**
What the...?
**[09:41] ---**
Bingo!
**[09:42] ---**
Please... don't kill them!
**[09:44] ---**
I still have many unfinished
Gundam models!
**[09:48] ---**
This is quite an impressive
secret base, isn't it?
**[09:51] ---**
What a cowardly thing for you to do...
**[09:53] ---**
Cowardly...?
**[09:54] ---**
That's right. After all... After all...!
**[10:08] ---**
That was close.
**[10:09] ---**
Back off!
**[10:11] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Shizuoka Tea
**[10:13] ---**
Just back from Shizuoka!
***SIGN*** Back from Shizuoka
**[10:15] ---**
There's only one person
who could pull this off.
**[10:19] ---**
Show yourself,
Sergeant Major Kululu!
***SIGN*** New Character
**[10:29] ---**
Here comes a new character!
**[10:33] ---**
Oh...!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
***SIGN*** Tactical Communications Chief Sergeant Major Kululu
**[10:37] ---**
Tactical Communications Chief,
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[10:39] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[10:41] ---**
Huh? He's one of you?
**[10:43] ---**
So Saburo-senpai isn't a Man in Black...
***SIGN*** You lied to me.
**[10:46] ---**
...who's here to kill all the stupid frogs?
**[10:50] ---**
He gave me weird powers in exchange
for helping him find his friends.
**[10:55] ---**
I'm sorry if I misled you.
**[10:57] ---**
Oh... It's all right.
**[10:59] ---**
You should have contacted us...
**[11:02] ---**
I thought I would make a
grand entrance when you needed me.
**[11:06] ---**
Did you know that
we were looking for you?
**[11:09] ---**
Well, yeah...
**[11:10] ---**
You're as mean as usual, sir!
**[11:13] ---**
That's music to my ears.
**[11:15] ---**
Wha... What's with the vibes
between them?
**[11:19] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
**[11:26] ---**
At last... Four members of the
Keroro Platoon have come together!
**[11:29] ---**
This will enable a great advancement
in the invasion of Earth!
**[11:33] ---**
Or will it?
That is a huge question mark.
**[11:45] ---**
Hinata Aki... This is the body
of a mature female Pekoponian?
**[11:50] ---**
She's just the right guinea pig
for testing my new weapon.
**[12:01] ---**
Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!
**[12:06] ---**
Tell me more! Tell me more!
What sort of kid is Kulu-chan?
**[12:09] ---**
He's an odd one, ma'am.
**[12:12] ---**
My! An odd one?
***SIGN*** +10 Points
**[12:14] ---**
And his personality is warped.
***SIGN*** +20 Points
**[12:17] ---**
Continue... continue...
**[12:18] ---**
But he is very intelligent,
so he is necessary to our unit, ma'am.
**[12:23] ---**
That's wonderful!
***SIGN*** +30 Points
**[12:24] ---**
To put it bluntly, no one likes him.
***SIGN*** A disliked man, really.
**[12:27] ---**
Hinata Aki!
***SIGN*** Anticipation for a hit manga
**[12:29] ---**
Yes! Yes!
**[12:30] ---**
Her dynamite personality comes through
when it comes to a chance for manga ideas.
**[12:34] ---**
Thanks for breakfast!
**[12:36] ---**
Oh, you're going already?
**[12:37] ---**
I have a presentation to do in my club.
**[12:41] ---**
See you later!
**[12:42] ---**
I was asked to help the soccer team.
**[12:44] ---**
See you later!
**[12:45] ---**
Goodbye...
**[12:46] ---**
Goodbye! See you later, sir!
**[12:48] ---**
I finally managed to
take a day off today,
**[12:51] ---**
but kids are so busy these days.
**[12:53] ---**
You're absolutely right, ma'am.
**[12:55] ---**
School... that brings back memories...
***SIGN*** Love
**[12:59] ---**
The bittersweet days of our youth!
**[13:01] ---**
School...
***SIGN*** Sorrow
**[13:02] ---**
Hurry up, will you?
**[13:04] ---**
You Keronian soldiers have fallen
to the absolute lowest!
**[13:06] ---**
Marching on the verge of death,
training in the heavy woods.
**[13:09] ---**
Good morning!
***SIGN*** Youth
**[13:11] ---**
My friends' cheerful
voices, voices, voices...
***SIGN*** Suffering
**[13:16] ---**
You guys are softer than I expected.
**[13:19] ---**
My fellow trainees'
screams, screams, screams...
***SIGN*** Shiver Shiver Shiver
**[13:23] ---**
I can't shoot. Please stop that noise!
***SIGN*** Noooooo!
**[13:26] ---**
I wish I could go back.
**[13:29] ---**
That's easy enough.
**[13:32] ---**
Oh, my! You're Kulu-chan, aren't you?
***SIGN*** Highly Anticipated Rookie
**[13:35] ---**
Your body really is yellow!
Nice to meet you!
**[13:38] ---**
Huh?
**[13:39] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! What are you...?
**[13:41] ---**
This is the "If we lived twice" Gun.
**[13:44] ---**
It can turn an adult back into a child.
**[13:47] ---**
Huh?! Really?
**[13:49] ---**
Sounds fishy. I'd like to see it, if it's true.
**[13:55] ---**
Then let's try it out.
***SIGN*** Thrilling Thrilling Thrilling
**[13:57] ---**
Oh, this is so thrilling.
***SIGN*** Papareho...!
**[14:05] ---**
Papareho papareho kulurunpa!
**[14:14] ---**
Oh!
**[14:17] ---**
My...
**[14:17] ---**
Lady Mom, you look like Master Fuyuki!
**[14:19] ---**
This is great!
**[14:22] ---**
Let me try it! Let me try it!
Let me try it, too!
**[14:24] ---**
Don't shoot at me, now.
**[14:26] ---**
'Kay!
**[14:28] ---**
Ohh...
**[14:29] ---**
The weight already
tells me something about it.
**[14:35] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[14:38] ---**
Hm?
**[14:41] ---**
Resign yourself!
**[14:42] ---**
Papareho papareho kulurunpa!
**[14:48] ---**
Awesome!
**[14:50] ---**
And... what do I do to turn him back?
**[14:53] ---**
Turn this dial to
"Life isn't easy" mode
**[14:55] ---**
and shoot the target again
within three hours.
**[14:58] ---**
It's as you just heard, Lady Mom...
**[15:00] ---**
She's gone...?!
**[15:03] ---**
She's as explosive as dynamite.
**[15:07] ---**
Gero!
**[15:08] ---**
Master Fuyuki's extra uniform is gone!
**[15:11] ---**
Looks like she's gone to school...
in search of her bittersweet youth.
**[15:15] ---**
Th-This is bad!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku...
**[15:18] ---**
You'd better hurry. The time limit
is three hours, remember.
**[15:23] ---**
Gero!
**[15:25] ---**
I must save Lady Mom!
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[15:30] ---**
Nishizawa-san is late.
**[15:34] ---**
Huh? Sarge...?
**[15:37] ---**
There she is!
**[15:39] ---**
Sarge?!
**[15:40] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[15:42] ---**
I've found you!
**[15:44] ---**
Sarge! It's me, Fuyuki!
**[15:46] ---**
Gero?
**[15:48] ---**
Master Fuyuki...?
**[15:51] ---**
What in the world is going on?!
What's happened to Mom?
**[15:56] ---**
I see.
**[15:57] ---**
If you think there are now two
Master Fuyukis, there's no problem.
**[16:01] ---**
So tell me! What's happened to Mom?
**[16:06] ---**
How nostalgic! The smell of a school...
**[16:11] ---**
I overslept because I was having
sweet dreams about Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:16] ---**
Am I supposed to be happy,
or disappointed?
**[16:19] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry,
my mind was on something else.
**[16:23] ---**
Oh! Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:24] ---**
Oh! Momoka-chan!
**[16:29] ---**
Momoka...*chan*...
***SIGN*** Momo-ka-chan
**[16:32] ---**
M-Moe...!
**[16:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun called me
"Momoka-chan"...
**[16:37] ---**
Does he want me
to tell him my feelings?
**[16:40] ---**
What will you do, Momoka?!
**[16:42] ---**
M-Momoka-chan...
**[16:44] ---**
M-Momoka-chan?!
**[16:47] ---**
What should I do? I can't very well
tell her I'm not Fuyuki...
**[16:53] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[16:57] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun,
I've always, always l... lo...!
**[17:10] ---**
Breasts...?
**[17:12] ---**
No, th-this isn't what it seems,
Momoka-chan!
**[17:15] ---**
Th-They're bigger than mine...
**[17:19] ---**
Mom's got a dynamite body, you see.
**[17:21] ---**
I... I'm sorry...
**[17:25] ---**
I'll have to apologize to her later.
***SIGN*** Watch out!
**[17:27] ---**
Watch out!
**[17:28] ---**
Huh?
**[17:31] ---**
Oh!
**[17:31] ---**
Huh?
**[17:32] ---**
Who's that?
**[17:35] ---**
Fu-Fuyuki...?
**[17:44] ---**
Oh!
**[17:49] ---**
It's mine!
**[17:50] ---**
No way!
**[17:55] ---**
S-Scary...
**[17:59] ---**
That was Natsumi's brother, right?
**[18:01] ---**
He's good.
**[18:03] ---**
Fuyuki...?
**[18:04] ---**
Sorry for butting in!
**[18:05] ---**
What was that?
**[18:07] ---**
If I get too carried away,
Fuyuki will run into problems.
**[18:12] ---**
The magnitude of troubles
is as explosive as dyamite, too.
**[18:14] ---**
If Mom doesn't return to normal,
**[18:17] ---**
we won't be able to get
any allowance, you know.
**[18:19] ---**
Gero!
**[18:20] ---**
Are you serious?!
**[18:22] ---**
Of course I am.
**[18:23] ---**
Oh... That's bad...
**[18:25] ---**
So hurry up and find her.
**[18:27] ---**
Roger!!
**[18:27] ---**
Turbo engine... full throttle!
**[18:31] ---**
Here I go!
**[18:32] ---**
Oh!
**[18:34] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[18:35] ---**
Hey, wait, Sarge!
**[18:37] ---**
Lady Mom! Where are you?!
**[18:41] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:42] ---**
Oh!
**[18:43] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[18:44] ---**
Please call me Momoka-chan
like you did a while ago.
**[18:47] ---**
Or even... Momoka... perhaps.
**[18:49] ---**
Huh?
**[18:50] ---**
I don't care if your
breasts are larger than mine.
**[18:54] ---**
M-My breasts...?
**[18:56] ---**
I will make them my goal.
**[18:58] ---**
No, you needn't do that...
**[19:01] ---**
Huh?
**[19:03] ---**
You mean you'll accept me just as I am?
**[19:07] ---**
Right on!
***SIGN*** Decisively the Victor
**[19:09] ---**
I am decisively the victor!
**[19:11] ---**
A-Are you all right, Nishizawa-san?
**[19:15] ---**
I can't find Lady Mom anywhere!
**[19:18] ---**
Hello? This is Keroro.
**[19:22] ---**
What are you doing, Sarge?
**[19:24] ---**
Kero-chan! I'm at home.
**[19:27] ---**
Oh, my... That's great, ma'am!
**[19:30] ---**
It's too soon to be relieved.
**[19:32] ---**
Check how much time you have left.
**[19:34] ---**
Gero?
**[19:34] ---**
What? Only 30 seconds left?!
**[19:37] ---**
No! I will not give up, sir!
**[19:40] ---**
I'm counting on you, Sarge!
**[19:41] ---**
Sure thing!
**[19:42] ---**
Go, Keroro!
**[19:44] ---**
So that I can be sure to buy
more Gundam models next month!
**[19:49] ---**
What will you do
if he doesn't return?
**[19:51] ---**
I'll cross that bridge
when I come to it.
**[19:53] ---**
How brave of you!
**[19:56] ---**
She's got courage as explosive
as dynamite, too!
**[19:59] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[20:00] ---**
Huh?
**[20:02] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[20:04] ---**
Ah! Oh, no! It slipped out of my hand!
**[20:08] ---**
Goodbye... my... allowance...
**[20:18] ---**
Gero?
**[20:18] ---**
What?!
**[20:26] ---**
Oh, I'm back to normal.
**[20:28] ---**
In any case,
she's dynamite in all sorts of ways.
**[20:33] ---**
I guess it ended well.
**[20:36] ---**
You've got scary control...
**[20:38] ---**
Oh, no... I just happened
to hit it. Just by chance.
**[20:41] ---**
Hm... I seem to have
forgotten something...
**[20:45] ---**
Huh? What?
**[20:47] ---**
It's probably just my imagination.
**[20:54] ---**
I'm really very sorry.
**[20:55] ---**
I thought there was
something strange about it.
**[20:58] ---**
Really?
**[20:59] ---**
But a while ago you were furious,
saying "No! I got happy over nothing!"
**[21:03] ---**
Quit talkin' out of turn!
**[21:05] ---**
But aren't you lucky
you could return to normal?
**[21:08] ---**
Please don't forget my hand in this.
**[21:10] ---**
I can look forward to
my next allowance, I hope.
**[21:14] ---**
Hey...
**[21:15] ---**
Hm?
**[21:17] ---**
What's with this?
**[21:19] ---**
I... I forgot about him.
**[21:22] ---**
When will Kululu invent something
that will return him to normal?
**[21:27] ---**
This man's bittersweet youth
must continue until that day.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:06] ---**
This is Saburo!
Ever since Earth was born,
**[23:10] ---**
they say clouds have never
taken the same shape.
**[23:13] ---**
Thinking that I'm the only one
who's seeing the clouds above
**[23:16] ---**
in the long history of Earth,
it's a shame to turn away.
**[23:20] ---**
So I just stand there, gazing up.
**[23:22] ---**
More importantly,
**[23:22] ---**
the Keroro Platoon faces
our greatest crisis next time!
**[23:26] ---**
"Face-off! Decisive Battle
Over Molar-3, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
And of course, there'll be
lots of fan service, too.
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E10 - Face-off! Decisive Battle Over Molar-3, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PG7Z/face-off-decisive-battle-over-molar-3-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
The Keroro Platoon,
which is scheming to invade the Earth,
**[01:34] ---**
just added a new member.
So now they are four.
**[01:38] ---**
The walking arsenal,
Corporal Giroro.
**[01:41] ---**
The permanent newbie,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[01:44] ---**
The slightly mad inventor,
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[01:48] ---**
And our leader, Sergeant Keroro.
**[01:52] ---**
Despite the growth of the unit size,
they're still unaware
**[01:55] ---**
of the insidious arm of an intruder,
stealthily approaching.
**[02:01] ---**
Face-off! Decisive Battle
Over Molar-3, Sir!
***SIGN*** Micro-Alien Invader Super Dali Arrives!
**[02:09] ---**
And then...
that teacher was so persistent...
**[02:13] ---**
Really...? One of those
despicable teachers...
**[02:17] ---**
Right?
**[02:19] ---**
They may look harmonious,
**[02:21] ---**
but there's a wall too high
to climb between them.
**[02:26] ---**
If I'm not mistaken,
the strategy here is to
**[02:28] ---**
"have a friendly cup of tea
with the Pekoponians
**[02:31] ---**
and get them to let down
their guards," right?
**[02:33] ---**
Natchi is a tough opponent.
**[02:35] ---**
And so, I told her that to her face.
**[02:41] ---**
That looks good...
**[02:43] ---**
When you watch television,
make sure that the room is well-lit
**[02:45] ---**
and that you watch
from a distance, all right?
**[02:49] ---**
He said it's a top secret plan
that is quite dangerous, didn't he?
**[02:53] ---**
He's supposed to have spent
all of this month's invasion budget
**[02:56] ---**
on those snacks.
**[02:57] ---**
I want to take part, too...
**[03:01] ---**
That guy... Don't tell me all he
wanted was to eat those snacks!
**[03:06] ---**
Oh! So many snacks!
**[03:08] ---**
Yes. I'm always indebted to you,
**[03:11] ---**
so I thought it would be nice
to have tea together.
**[03:13] ---**
That's what you say, but I'll bet
you have an ulterior motive.
**[03:16] ---**
No! It's nothing like that.
**[03:18] ---**
S-She's sharp...
But the fact that this
**[03:22] ---**
is actually my "I want to eat
all the snacks that I can" plan
**[03:27] ---**
is a closely-guarded secret.
**[03:28] ---**
If it comes to light,
I might lose my status of...
**[03:33] ---**
What's the matter, Sarge?
**[03:35] ---**
I-It's nothing, sir!
**[03:37] ---**
W-What was that sensation? Maybe...
***SIGN*** Touch
***SIGN*** My tooth!
**[03:50] ---**
What's the matter, Sarge?
**[03:52] ---**
I-It is nothing...
**[03:54] ---**
But you look kinda green.
**[03:56] ---**
Th-This is how I always look.
***SIGN*** Zing
***SIGN*** Zang
***SIGN*** Aaaa!
**[04:04] ---**
Sarge!
**[04:05] ---**
My...
**[04:06] ---**
My tooth is sore...
**[04:08] ---**
But if word of this gets out...!
***SIGN*** Kerboom
**[04:12] ---**
Ow... ow... ow... ow...
**[04:17] ---**
Don't tell me... he...
**[04:19] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[04:20] ---**
Don't say it!
**[04:21] ---**
There's no other way.
**[04:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:27] ---**
Time to move out! Operation Standby!
**[04:34] ---**
W-What's going on?
**[04:39] ---**
Oh, no! They caught on!
**[04:51] ---**
Capture him!
**[04:52] ---**
Gero!
**[04:58] ---**
Target secured!
**[04:59] ---**
W-What's this all about?!
**[05:03] ---**
Your tooth hurts, doesn't it?
**[05:04] ---**
W-What are you talking about?
**[05:08] ---**
Hmph!
**[05:09] ---**
Drink this ice-cold water.
**[05:13] ---**
I'm on a diet...
**[05:14] ---**
Never mind, just drink!
**[05:36] ---**
I knew it.
**[05:37] ---**
What happened?
**[05:39] ---**
He has a decayed tooth.
**[05:39] ---**
A decayed tooth?
Even Keronians get cavities?
**[05:43] ---**
Is that all? Don't make such a
big deal over a mere cavity, will you?
**[05:48] ---**
"Mere," you say?!
**[05:51] ---**
Don't make light of tooth decay.
**[05:53] ---**
There are some invaders who
are as tiny as germs, you know.
**[05:59] ---**
They sneak into the
mouths of other organisms and
**[06:02] ---**
excavate their teeth to build their bases.
**[06:06] ---**
That is what a decayed tooth really is!
***SIGN*** Amazing! A decayed tooth has something to do with intergalactic wars?!
**[06:09] ---**
Amazing!
**[06:10] ---**
A decayed tooth has something
to do with intergalactic wars?!
**[06:12] ---**
Wow, I didn't know that!
**[06:13] ---**
If you brush your teeth
after meals, every day,
**[06:16] ---**
you can prevent their invasion.
**[06:18] ---**
Darn you... I'll bet you got lazy.
**[06:20] ---**
Well, it's so much trouble...
**[06:21] ---**
All right... let me through.
**[06:29] ---**
P-Please leave me alone!
**[06:32] ---**
Oh, I couldn't do that...
**[06:37] ---**
Bottom left... molar C4...
This one, right? Knock-knock...
**[06:44] ---**
I see, here it is... Knock-knock...
**[06:49] ---**
A Class One emergency,
I'd say. Knock-knock...
**[06:53] ---**
Yes, it is this one.
**[06:54] ---**
Don't you think that guy is creepy?
**[06:56] ---**
Knock-knock-knock... Knock-knock-knock...
**[06:58] ---**
Knock-knock-knock-knock
knock-knock-knock...
**[07:00] ---**
The time is now 2045 hours.
**[07:02] ---**
Stand by for a Caries War!
***SIGN*** Caries (karies, tooth) = Decayed Tooth
**[07:04] ---**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Caries War Operations HQ June 4 is Tooth Decay Prevention Day Don't forget to brush your teeth!
**[07:19] ---**
Say, what is this Caries War?
**[07:21] ---**
On Planet Keron,
we call our battles against
**[07:25] ---**
tooth-decay-causing beings
from other planets "Caries Wars."
**[07:28] ---**
Battles...? How do you fight?
**[07:30] ---**
Of course, by entering his mouth.
**[07:35] ---**
What...?
**[07:38] ---**
Huh?
**[07:42] ---**
Microid Ray emitter, ready.
**[07:45] ---**
Let's go, Tamama.
**[07:46] ---**
Right! I will do my best!
**[07:49] ---**
Gun elevation set.
**[07:50] ---**
Fire Microid ray.
**[07:56] ---**
Oh! They really are shrinking!
**[08:01] ---**
Oh... They disappeared!
**[08:03] ---**
If you use a magnifying glass,
you'll see them on that pallet.
**[08:07] ---**
Hi, Fukki!
**[08:09] ---**
You're right.
**[08:10] ---**
This is Delta One. Come in, Skull One.
**[08:13] ---**
This is Skull One.
We're ready to enter Keroro's mouth.
**[08:17] ---**
The micro pallet has been set.
**[08:20] ---**
Initiate catapult-launch sequence.
**[08:22] ---**
Initiating catapult-launch sequence.
**[08:24] ---**
Open the gate!
**[08:25] ---**
Opening the gate.
**[08:27] ---**
Opening the catapult deck.
**[08:29] ---**
Tracing monitor, active.
**[08:32] ---**
Corporal Giroro... Private 2nd
Class Tamama... Prepare for takeoff.
**[08:37] ---**
Course clear. All green.
**[08:39] ---**
Good luck.
**[08:42] ---**
Giroro... launching!
**[08:52] ---**
Skull One, Skull Two... Entry confirmed.
**[08:55] ---**
So cool!
**[08:57] ---**
That's the inside of his mouth...?
**[09:02] ---**
Stay alert. There's no telling
when the enemy will show themselves.
**[09:05] ---**
Roger!
**[09:20] ---**
Tamama!
**[09:32] ---**
There are so many of them!
**[09:38] ---**
Wait! Tamama!
**[09:40] ---**
Don't act on your own!
**[09:52] ---**
You must wait, Tamama!
**[09:54] ---**
I will protect Mr. Sergeant's teeth!
**[09:59] ---**
Targets destroyed: zero.
**[10:02] ---**
After firing all those shots...
not a single hit.
**[10:05] ---**
I'm sorry, Mr. Sergeant, sir.
**[10:08] ---**
So there really were space aliens inside...
**[10:10] ---**
You didn't fire a single shot, Corporal?
**[10:12] ---**
There was a high risk of friendly fire.
**[10:16] ---**
I have the analysis.
**[10:18] ---**
The target is the advanced
space dental caries germ "Super Dali."
***SIGN*** Advanced Space Dental Caries Germ
***SIGN*** Super Dali
**[10:22] ---**
Super dolly...?
**[10:23] ---**
The Super Dali...
**[10:25] ---**
It's a Mother-type alien,
with a hostility level of 5.
**[10:29] ---**
There are just too many of them.
**[10:31] ---**
We could use some help.
**[10:33] ---**
I can't move from here, you know.
**[10:36] ---**
You couldn't accomplish anything
without someone out here to direct.
**[10:40] ---**
I have a lot to help with.
**[10:44] ---**
Huh?
**[10:46] ---**
Then, how about me?
**[10:47] ---**
I will!
**[10:49] ---**
Huh?
**[10:49] ---**
What?!
**[10:55] ---**
I shall go, sir!
**[10:58] ---**
How in the world does Sergeant Keroro
**[11:00] ---**
intend to enter his own mouth?
**[11:03] ---**
Has he lost his mind
because of all the pain?
**[11:15] ---**
There're reportedly 5,000 space
invaders visiting Earth each year.
**[11:21] ---**
Among them,
**[11:23] ---**
a careless one who
had his own mouth invaded
**[11:28] ---**
by other aliens.
**[11:30] ---**
Oh! He looks exactly like Uncle!
**[11:32] ---**
What's this, Sergeant Major?
**[11:34] ---**
Keroro B. It's a brainwave-controlled robot
**[11:37] ---**
used for working in dangerous areas.
**[11:40] ---**
Does it have anything
to do with our invasion?
**[11:42] ---**
Of course! There are times
**[11:45] ---**
when the leader himself must
lead his men into dangerous places.
**[11:49] ---**
He thought it through that far?
**[11:51] ---**
For example, fixing roofs
**[11:53] ---**
or cleaning chimneys...
**[11:56] ---**
I wasted my time being impressed...
**[11:57] ---**
But... It's not quite the design I ordered.
***SIGN*** This, for instance
**[12:01] ---**
Don't worry about details.
**[12:03] ---**
Doesn't this look like something?
**[12:05] ---**
Huh...?
**[12:07] ---**
Don't worry about details.
**[12:09] ---**
All right, shall we do it?
**[12:10] ---**
Turn brainwave-control on!
**[12:17] ---**
Oh... Oh! This is not bad, sir!
**[12:21] ---**
Wow... Hm...
**[12:21] ---**
Wonderful, Uncle.
**[12:23] ---**
Almost better than the original!
**[12:25] ---**
It seems a little strange
for me to be looking at myself.
**[12:29] ---**
Oh, is this it?
**[12:31] ---**
Try knocking on it.
**[12:33] ---**
Knock-knock...
**[12:35] ---**
It looks like the pain feedback
is working properly.
**[12:39] ---**
He's a really nasty character.
**[12:44] ---**
Sarge...
**[12:45] ---**
We'll take part in the Caries War, too.
**[12:48] ---**
What's with that outfit?!
**[12:50] ---**
They said they wanted to,
so I lent them some battle suits.
**[12:54] ---**
I want to help Sarge, too.
I can go with you, can't I?
**[12:58] ---**
I can't let Fuyuki go alone.
I'll go with you, too.
**[13:02] ---**
Anyway, the more comrades
you have, the better for you.
**[13:06] ---**
Whether it's tooth decay or aliens,
**[13:09] ---**
I, Natsumi, will smash
them all to smithereens!
**[13:15] ---**
Whatever...
**[13:16] ---**
That means "okay," right?
**[13:19] ---**
You won't die.
**[13:21] ---**
You know so well.
**[13:23] ---**
'Cause I will be protecting you.
**[13:28] ---**
"I will lay my life on
the line to protect Natsumi."
**[13:32] ---**
So Giroro swore to himself.
**[13:36] ---**
That's how much he cares for Natsumi.
**[13:39] ---**
He loves her.
**[13:41] ---**
His love transcends all!
**[13:42] ---**
He'd do whatever Natsumi told him to!
**[13:45] ---**
When he takes Natsumi's hand in
something like a folk dance,
**[13:47] ---**
his heart goes thumpity-thump-thump!
**[13:49] ---**
Shut up, will you?!
**[13:49] ---**
Oh, don't... I'm sorry.
I won't say any more... maybe.
**[13:52] ---**
Open the gate.
**[13:53] ---**
Opening the gate.
**[13:56] ---**
Opening the catapult deck.
**[13:59] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for launch.
**[14:03] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for takeoff.
**[14:06] ---**
Course clear. All green.
**[14:08] ---**
Fuyuki, moving out!
**[14:22] ---**
We will proceed to our objective,
the molar, in this armored vehicle.
**[14:26] ---**
But... If you're able
to use something like this,
**[14:28] ---**
you should have used it
the first time.
**[14:32] ---**
Please understand that
it's just part of the cliché.
**[14:35] ---**
That's right. Take-off scenes
are very important, you know.
**[14:39] ---**
This is comfy.
**[14:40] ---**
This is enemy territory.
Don't let your guard down.
**[14:43] ---**
If I hadn't gotten a cavity,
**[14:45] ---**
my "I want to eat all
the snacks that I can" plan
**[14:47] ---**
would have succeeded...
**[14:50] ---**
I lied. That was really...
**[14:52] ---**
Don't move!
**[14:52] ---**
Sarge! Behind you! Behind you!
**[14:55] ---**
Huh?
**[15:00] ---**
This is bad! We'll be surrounded!
**[15:02] ---**
This is my turn.
Dental Buster Drill Mode!
***SIGN*** Tooth Smasher Dental Buster
**[15:07] ---**
Take this...
**[15:09] ---**
Die!
**[15:11] ---**
He's not hitting any of them all.
**[15:13] ---**
And he's even smashing the good teeth.
**[15:16] ---**
I won't let you get away!
**[15:37] ---**
Hmph!
**[15:40] ---**
Nine!
**[15:44] ---**
Wow... He hasn't missed a single shot.
**[15:49] ---**
Is he trying not to cause
the stupid frog any pain?
**[15:53] ---**
Hey, he's actually quite caring.
**[15:56] ---**
Okay...!
**[15:58] ---**
Hey, Sis!
**[16:00] ---**
Okay... Here I come!
**[16:19] ---**
You're at 100% accuracy so far. Not bad.
**[16:22] ---**
Same goes for you.
**[16:30] ---**
Th-That's amazing. Okay, I'm joining in!
**[16:37] ---**
My ears! My ears!
My ears! My ears! My ears!
**[16:39] ---**
That's what you get for not
wearing ear pads, you amateur.
**[16:43] ---**
And finally, the group
has reached the Molar-3,
**[16:46] ---**
which is assumed to be the
headquarters of the enemy.
**[16:48] ---**
Ohh... So this is what
a decayed tooth looks like.
**[16:51] ---**
I'd better brush my teeth well.
**[16:53] ---**
I'm not worried at all.
**[16:54] ---**
I often skip brushing,
but I've never had a cavity.
**[16:59] ---**
Funny... I don't see the enemy.
**[17:02] ---**
Did they run away?
**[17:04] ---**
Oh...? There's something strange
lying there.
**[17:06] ---**
Where?
**[17:06] ---**
Just below there.
**[17:09] ---**
Okay. Let's go.
**[17:13] ---**
Is this it?
**[17:14] ---**
That's right. Try touching it.
**[17:17] ---**
Roger!
**[17:21] ---**
I guess that's a nerve, after all.
**[17:25] ---**
That would be painful.
**[17:26] ---**
I swear he's doing it on purpose.
**[17:31] ---**
What?!
**[17:32] ---**
The next tooth!
**[17:34] ---**
Ohh...! It's the enemy's base!
**[17:40] ---**
No! They've blocked our exit.
**[17:43] ---**
It's too late.
**[17:46] ---**
What's that?
**[17:46] ---**
It's Mother. She's the boss.
**[17:49] ---**
I have laid hundreds of millions of eggs
on this carrier's teeth.
**[17:55] ---**
Eliminating all of them is impossible!
**[18:01] ---**
It's no use!
**[18:08] ---**
Hey! I've sent a rescue vessel.
You had better retreat for now.
**[18:13] ---**
Got it!
**[18:14] ---**
Fall back!
***SIGN*** Dental Nerve
**[18:20] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:21] ---**
N-Never mind about me...
G-Get out of here, men!
**[18:26] ---**
But...
**[18:27] ---**
I can't expose you all
to danger for my sake.
***SIGN*** Dental Nerve
**[18:36] ---**
As your leader, I order you...
**[18:40] ---**
All of you, leave me behind
and escape at once!
**[18:44] ---**
Sarge...
**[18:49] ---**
Let's go.
**[18:54] ---**
Sarge...! Sarge...! Sarge...!
**[19:00] ---**
Sarge...!
**[19:03] ---**
I think I sounded pretty cool.
**[19:07] ---**
I thought something like this might happen.
**[19:09] ---**
It's time for me to use the secret
weapon I ordered from Kululu.
**[19:14] ---**
I don't know what
kind of weapon it is, but
**[19:16] ---**
you'd better be prepared, sirs!
**[19:19] ---**
Mission complete.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[19:29] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** What?!
**[19:32] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Click Click Click
***SIGN*** Puff!
***SIGN*** WHAAAT?
**[19:38] ---**
WHAAAT?
**[19:43] ---**
Help me, somebody!
**[19:45] ---**
Save me... please...!
**[19:52] ---**
Well, I guess the range is about right.
**[19:55] ---**
The B of Keroro B stands for "bomb."
**[19:59] ---**
Make a big bang, Keroro.
**[20:04] ---**
Kero?
**[20:21] ---**
A'n hayved. A hought I wau oing ta gai.
**[20:28] ---**
Oh...
**[20:31] ---**
Nice timing.
**[20:38] ---**
They've finally returned to normal, sir.
**[20:41] ---**
Keronian teeth grow right back, huh?
**[20:44] ---**
If that's the case, why didn't
you blow it up in the first place?
**[20:47] ---**
Fool! That's our last resort.
**[20:50] ---**
Defeating our enemy one by one
is the foundation of the Caries Wars.
**[20:54] ---**
It is more fun that way.
**[20:57] ---**
Guess it's like those survival games.
**[20:59] ---**
I don't want to suffer like that again.
**[21:02] ---**
From now on, I'll never
skip brushing my teeth again.
**[21:05] ---**
What's the matter, Sis?
**[21:07] ---**
I just felt a pain in my tooth.
**[21:09] ---**
Ihit a havity?
**[21:19] ---**
Another Caries War, is it?
**[21:24] ---**
I lied. I lied!
**[21:25] ---**
Stand by for operation...
**[21:26] ---**
It's not painful, I tell you. It's not!
**[21:30] ---**
June 4th is Tooth Decay Prevention Day.
**[21:32] ---**
Don't forget to brush your teeth, everyone!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
Uh... This is Kululu.
Do you have problems?
**[23:10] ---**
Are they as trivial as the
significance of Planet Pekopon?
**[23:13] ---**
My problem is that I'm so perfect.
**[23:16] ---**
When you can do anything,
everyone envies you, right?
**[23:20] ---**
He gets on my nerves.
**[23:21] ---**
More importantly,
**[23:23] ---**
we get to appear on a travel show
that's popular in space next time!
**[23:26] ---**
"The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It'll be a really big show!
**[23:31] ---**
Whaddya think?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E11 - The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK02V1/the-keroro-platoon-appears-on-tv-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
In a galaxy far, far away
from our solar system...
**[01:47] ---**
Oh, my! Engine failure, poyo!
**[01:50] ---**
Hey, you're in outer space,
in case you haven't noticed!
**[01:53] ---**
Huh? What?!
**[01:57] ---**
Who could this beauty be?
And what is she trying to do?
**[02:03] ---**
By the way, you are, of course,
watching *Keroro Gunsou.*
**[02:11] ---**
The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
**[02:17] ---**
Uncle?
**[02:19] ---**
Gero?
**[02:19] ---**
There is an emergency message
from headquarters!
**[02:22] ---**
It's disguised as a
Pekoponian postal package!
**[02:27] ---**
Let me see.
**[02:28] ---**
It's a videotape!
**[02:30] ---**
Let's have a look at it.
**[02:31] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Play
**[02:34] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[02:36] ---**
*Journeys of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers*
is coming to visit Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Play
**[02:40] ---**
"Shiku Shiku Voyagers"?
**[02:42] ---**
And so...
**[02:43] ---**
Next time, on *Journeys of the
Shiku Shiku Voyagers,*
**[02:46] ---**
we will visit the never-explored,
mysterious Pekopon.
**[02:49] ---**
What destiny awaits
the voyagers? Please join us!
**[02:55] ---**
"In order to maintain
the morale of our forces,
**[02:58] ---**
you must duly assume
a posture of cooperation!"
**[03:01] ---**
Hey! What are we going
to do? It's TV!
**[03:04] ---**
*Shiku Shiku Voyagers*
is going to be here!
**[03:05] ---**
What do you mean, Sarge?
Who are the Shiku Shiku whatever?
**[03:09] ---**
*Shiku Shiku Voyagers* is
**[03:11] ---**
the most popular TV show
in the whole galaxy!
**[03:14] ---**
It's an emotional show about two comedians
who visit and explore unknown planets, sir!
**[03:23] ---**
Yeah, I enjoy the
obviously-staged stories.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
**[03:28] ---**
Why do you only see things
in a warped way?
***SIGN*** Shiku Shiku (sob sob)
**[03:31] ---**
Tears stream down my face
every time I watch it.
**[03:35] ---**
I understand what it's about now,
**[03:37] ---**
but we'll need to talk it over
with Mom and Natsumi.
**[03:41] ---**
It can't be...
**[03:50] ---**
So this is Pekopon!
**[03:54] ---**
I'm so blown away
by the beautiful scenery!
***SIGN*** Emotion Supervisor, R Grey
**[03:57] ---**
Emotion Supervisor, R Grey.
**[03:59] ---**
Actually, it's far from it.
**[04:03] ---**
My evaluation is low, really low.
About 5 cm.
***SIGN*** Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters)
**[04:07] ---**
Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters).
***SIGN*** Director/Cameraman, Mr. G
**[04:09] ---**
And the director/cameraman, Mr. G!
**[04:15] ---**
The word is that the ladies
in Pekopon are hot,
**[04:19] ---**
so maybe we should have a look around
and get some good footage.
**[04:22] ---**
Yeah! That sounds great!
**[04:25] ---**
Well, let's open with a showy accident.
**[04:29] ---**
Let's do it, Mr. Accident Supervisor...
**[04:36] ---**
How dare they...!
***SIGN*** Hinata Family
**[04:40] ---**
We don't get to meet
celebrities that often, sir.
***SIGN*** Hinata Family Hinata Family
**[04:44] ---**
So, make sure none of you offend them!
**[04:47] ---**
Right!
**[04:49] ---**
I wonder if it's okay without
checking with Mom and Natsumi.
**[04:52] ---**
I guess it's okay...
**[04:55] ---**
They are here! Come on guys!
We need to put on our best smiles!
**[05:01] ---**
Smile!
**[05:02] ---**
Smile!
**[05:05] ---**
Smile!
**[05:08] ---**
Smile, smile!
**[05:11] ---**
Yes, I am coming!
**[05:14] ---**
What?
**[05:15] ---**
Uncle?
**[05:15] ---**
O-Our front door!
**[05:18] ---**
Okay, here we go
with our usual reaction.
**[05:21] ---**
Oh, no! I destroyed
an architectural object
**[05:24] ---**
due to a lack of understanding
about local customs.
**[05:28] ---**
Will the Pekoponians
forgive us for our doings?
**[05:32] ---**
Thank you! They are
welcoming us with a smile,
**[05:35] ---**
even though we destroyed
their architectural object!
**[05:39] ---**
Emotional level, about 22 cm.
**[05:42] ---**
Pekopon, the planet of
compassion and friendship!
**[05:45] ---**
And the peaceful and kind
people who live here!
**[05:48] ---**
We will be delivering
our 322nd episode
**[05:49] ---**
of *Journeys of the
Shiku Shiku Voyagers*
**[05:51] ---**
from this wonderful planet,
Pekopon!
**[05:55] ---**
Okay, cut.
**[05:57] ---**
Did you get good footage, Mr. G?
**[06:00] ---**
Uncle! Uncle!
**[06:02] ---**
Uh...
**[06:03] ---**
The green room.
**[06:04] ---**
Huh?
**[06:04] ---**
You can't have celebrities
just standing around here!
**[06:08] ---**
Where is the green room?
**[06:09] ---**
Yes, sir...
***SIGN*** The Shiku Shiku Voyagers Green Room
**[06:13] ---**
Are you okay, Uncle?
**[06:15] ---**
It's no big deal!
**[06:16] ---**
These things happen when
there is a gap in culture and customs.
**[06:20] ---**
That's one of *Shiku Shiku Voyagers'*
selling points.
**[06:24] ---**
Don't worry, I'll be the one to...
apologize to... our... Lady Mom...
**[06:28] ---**
I doubt that Sis will keep quiet.
**[06:30] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?!
**[06:32] ---**
Hey! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[06:34] ---**
I came along because
Tama-chan said he was going out.
**[06:38] ---**
What?! The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
are here? I want to help, too!
**[06:44] ---**
Sounds exciting!
**[06:46] ---**
This is such a shabby room, isn't it?
**[06:49] ---**
May I come in, sir?
**[06:51] ---**
We are grateful that you came.
**[06:53] ---**
Here is some tea.
**[06:55] ---**
Oh, thank you...
**[06:58] ---**
What is this?!
**[06:59] ---**
It tastes like you made it
**[07:00] ---**
by pouring hot water
over dried plants!
**[07:02] ---**
Well, that's what tea is.
**[07:05] ---**
I tried so hard to make it!
**[07:08] ---**
Thank you for waiting!
**[07:10] ---**
Here are some sweets.
**[07:13] ---**
How wonderful!
**[07:15] ---**
I'm totally overwhelmed by the
surprise appearance of beautiful girls!
**[07:17] ---**
Very high level of beauty!
About 155 cm.
**[07:22] ---**
Um...
**[07:23] ---**
Huh? What do you want?
**[07:24] ---**
What are your plans for today?
**[07:26] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[07:28] ---**
Can you go and shoot the
necessary scenes with our camera?
**[07:31] ---**
Huh?
**[07:32] ---**
Gero!
**[07:33] ---**
The pile of notes on scenes that
we need. About 23 cm.
**[07:36] ---**
But, there's no point to the show
if you two are not in it!
**[07:40] ---**
Not to worry.
We'll just do a composite later.
**[07:43] ---**
What?! Composite?
**[07:46] ---**
If you guys cooperate,
you could be special guests on the show.
**[07:50] ---**
We are ready to go now, sir!
**[07:53] ---**
Come on, Tamama!
**[07:54] ---**
Okay!
**[08:00] ---**
Hey, you. Pekoponian.
**[08:02] ---**
Huh? Yes...
**[08:03] ---**
We want to shoot a
tear-jerking scene where I'm eating
**[08:07] ---**
a Pekoponian's wonderful home cooking.
**[08:09] ---**
Make the dinner really festive, got it?
**[08:11] ---**
Y-Yeah...
***SIGN*** New York 3:58 AM
**[08:20] ---**
Can you repeat the notes again?
**[08:23] ---**
I have already read it so many times.
**[08:25] ---**
It says, "A touching scene of the sunrise
**[08:27] ---**
with the Statue of Liberty and
Mount Fuji in the background."
**[08:31] ---**
We rushed here, but we can't see
Mount Fuji from here, can we?
***SIGN*** Japan 6:35 PM
**[08:43] ---**
What do you think?
Is it too obvious we're doing it at sunset?
**[08:47] ---**
Wanna wait for sunrise?
**[08:48] ---**
Um... I don't think they'll
notice that part...
**[08:51] ---**
Okay, then!
Let's move on to the next scene!
***SIGN*** Africa 1:12 PM
***SIGN*** Polar Bear!
**[08:59] ---**
Polar Bear!
***SIGN*** Kangaroo
**[09:03] ---**
Kangaroo!
**[09:04] ---**
"Interacting with polar bears and kangaroos
before the vast backdrop of nature in Africa."
**[09:12] ---**
This is so obviously staged.
**[09:13] ---**
But the polar bear and the kangaroo
do look like they are getting along!
**[09:20] ---**
What's next?
**[09:21] ---**
Umm... "Snowboard down
from the top of Everest,
**[09:25] ---**
make a safe landing in Odaiba,
and smile."
**[09:30] ---**
Gero?
**[09:31] ---**
What is a snowboard?
***SIGN*** Snowboard
**[09:33] ---**
This is a snowboard.
**[09:34] ---**
What is Everest?
***SIGN*** Everest
**[09:37] ---**
Everest.
**[09:38] ---**
Kululu-san! We are ready!
**[09:40] ---**
Ten-four.
***SIGN*** Here
**[09:42] ---**
Wait, Kululu! I'm not prepared for...
**[09:46] ---**
I'm going to crash!
**[09:49] ---**
I crashed!
**[09:51] ---**
Ouch!
**[09:53] ---**
What do you mean, shooting for TV?
**[09:56] ---**
And why did I come home
to see our front door broken?!
**[09:58] ---**
Um... That was caused
by a little misunderstanding...
**[10:01] ---**
Actually more like a
difference in cultures....
**[10:02] ---**
That's not the point!
**[10:04] ---**
B-But... From what I heard, they
are very popular celebrities in space.
**[10:09] ---**
Huh? Celebrities? Popular? I see...
***SIGN*** Anger
***SIGN*** Popular Celebrity
**[10:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun. First, we need
to worry about their dinner.
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, well. What the heck.
**[10:19] ---**
We couldn't ask for a better opportunity!
**[10:23] ---**
Let's have the famous celebrities
totally enjoy our home cooking!
**[10:26] ---**
Sounds good. I'll help you.
**[10:29] ---**
Me, too!
**[10:30] ---**
Thanks! Thank you, everyone!
**[10:35] ---**
Who knows? This could be my chance
**[10:36] ---**
to become the number one idol
in the whole galaxy!
**[10:39] ---**
Hey!
**[10:44] ---**
Time to give Fuyuki-kun a killer demo
of how I can cook like it's nothing!
**[10:48] ---**
What do you think?
**[10:49] ---**
It's very delicious.
**[10:53] ---**
I'm not familiar with Pekopon food,
but I need to be useful to Uncle.
**[10:58] ---**
Or, like, total resolve?
**[11:04] ---**
This is nice.
They're all nice looking.
**[11:07] ---**
I can't get enough of this.
The level has exceeded 300 m!
**[11:11] ---**
I know all of you have been
waiting for this moment!
**[11:15] ---**
In the second half,
I understand that the Pekopon girls
**[11:17] ---**
will take us to a paradise
called a hot spring!
**[11:21] ---**
Emotion level, 333 m.
**[11:24] ---**
Stay tuned and don't go anywhere!
**[11:26] ---**
We'll be right back after the commercials!
**[11:28] ---**
Um... that's supposed to be my line...
**[11:31] ---**
After the commercials!
**[11:33] ---**
Look, you can't keep...
**[11:35] ---**
You be quiet!
**[11:36] ---**
I'm sorry, sir.
***SIGN*** The story up to now...
**[11:48] ---**
After traveling through
a vast sea of stars,
**[11:50] ---**
we have arrived at a
faraway planet called Pekopon.
**[11:54] ---**
There we met some foreigners
and we saw unfamiliar landscapes.
**[11:59] ---**
However, the whole place
welcomed us with open arms.
**[12:05] ---**
In this planet full of love,
**[12:08] ---**
what could be awaiting us next?
**[12:14] ---**
The food is pretty good here. Isn't it?
**[12:17] ---**
Satisfaction level,
about 70 cm.
**[12:20] ---**
Hey, where's the rest of our order?
**[12:22] ---**
Coming! It's coming right up!
**[12:25] ---**
By the way, you're watching
*Keroro Gunsou.* Just in case.
**[12:29] ---**
We... We're back...
**[12:32] ---**
S-Sarge! Are you okay?
**[12:35] ---**
I'm okay. How are our guests?
**[12:38] ---**
They're having dinner now.
**[12:39] ---**
Natsumi and the others
are cooking for them.
**[12:41] ---**
What?!
**[12:42] ---**
Mois, how are the noodles?
**[12:44] ---**
Fine. I think they're almost ready.
**[12:46] ---**
Or, like, going smoothly?
**[12:48] ---**
Natsumi, the extra salad is ready.
**[12:51] ---**
Thanks. You did a great job.
**[12:54] ---**
This is just wonderful!
**[12:55] ---**
Once Lady Natsumi
and the others are cooking,
**[12:57] ---**
the Shiku Shiku Voyagers
will definitely be satisfied.
**[13:00] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:01] ---**
Look at this!
**[13:03] ---**
They're wasting food.
**[13:07] ---**
Not cattle mutilation,
but dinner mutilation?
**[13:13] ---**
I'm stuffed!
**[13:14] ---**
Um... I went and got footage
according to your notes...
**[13:18] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[13:20] ---**
We were able to get a lot of great shots.
**[13:22] ---**
Please check over them.
**[13:24] ---**
Huh?
**[13:26] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
Just leave those somewhere.
**[13:31] ---**
Okay then.
Let's move on to the next scene.
**[13:33] ---**
We've been waiting so long!
**[13:34] ---**
Together with Pekopon beauties!
**[13:36] ---**
Going to the mixed bath!
**[13:38] ---**
What a great plan!
**[13:39] ---**
What?!
**[13:40] ---**
But, it's so last minute.
I don't know if can find beauties...
**[13:44] ---**
Huh? You can find them right here.
A beautiful lineup of girls!
**[13:49] ---**
But, I don't think that will be possible...
**[13:51] ---**
What do you mean "not possible"?
**[13:53] ---**
So, you don't mind if the show
portrays Pekopon in a bad light?
**[13:58] ---**
Death dive of reputation!
About 148,000 m!
**[14:04] ---**
So, here's the deal.
**[14:05] ---**
You've got to be kidding!
Why do we have to go that far?
**[14:09] ---**
But... it could lead to
Pekopon's image being tarnished
**[14:12] ---**
throughout the entire universe.
**[14:14] ---**
Who cares?!
**[14:16] ---**
Did something happen here?
The front door is destroyed.
**[14:19] ---**
Mom!
**[14:20] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[14:22] ---**
I'm home.
**[14:23] ---**
Oh? What's the matter?
***SIGN*** The Milky Way Bath
**[14:31] ---**
This is great! Now, this
is what you call a journey!
**[14:35] ---**
I can improve my golden skin.
**[14:37] ---**
Wow! That's a beautiful bath!
**[14:41] ---**
Boy, it took 12 "long" minutes
from design to completion.
**[14:45] ---**
How impressive!
**[14:46] ---**
Mom, you can't be thinking...
**[14:48] ---**
Actually, the aliens' TV show
sounds appealing.
**[14:51] ---**
Let's do it, Natsumi.
**[14:52] ---**
What?
**[14:54] ---**
Mois and Momoka,
why don't you join us, too?
**[14:58] ---**
We're sorry to keep you waiting!
**[15:05] ---**
About 92, 60, 86 cm!
**[15:07] ---**
Amazing!
**[15:09] ---**
Just amazing!
**[15:10] ---**
Come and join me, everyone!
**[15:12] ---**
Huh?
**[15:14] ---**
The three girls behind
her look marvelous, too!
**[15:16] ---**
Flying distance increased!
K point exceeded by about 142 m!
**[15:21] ---**
Welcome to Pekopon, everyone!
**[15:23] ---**
Pekopon sure is a great place!
It's just fantastic!
**[15:27] ---**
Come here. Come close to me.
**[15:29] ---**
Yes, we're coming in.
**[15:31] ---**
Mom...
**[15:32] ---**
Here! Hold this and make a pose!
***SIGN*** Effects:
Stress, lack of sleep,
distrust of people,
may cause ailments...
**[15:35] ---**
The minerals, and their effects,
in this hot spring are...
**[15:38] ---**
It's written on the board...
**[15:40] ---**
This is great! This is what I wanted!
**[15:42] ---**
Excellent service!
About 120 cm!
**[15:46] ---**
Lady Mom... All of you...
**[15:48] ---**
The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
have to be satisfied now.
**[15:53] ---**
We'll see about that.
**[15:56] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[15:57] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[15:59] ---**
Let's show some affection.
**[16:01] ---**
Intimacy here, too. Minus 2.5 cm!
**[16:05] ---**
Um...
**[16:06] ---**
You can't do this...
**[16:09] ---**
How dare you! I'm only being nice
because Fuyuki-kun likes aliens and such.
**[16:12] ---**
But you're taking advantage of me!
**[16:14] ---**
This is so embarrassing...
But, if I'm being useful to Uncle...
**[16:19] ---**
Or, like, suffer nobly?
**[16:22] ---**
Depending on how
you girls handle this,
**[16:24] ---**
we can get you
hooked up with a good agent
**[16:26] ---**
and help you become
a famous universal idol like Sumomo.
**[16:29] ---**
For that, you'll need
to provide more service!
**[16:32] ---**
Oh? What more service are you
wanting besides this?
**[16:37] ---**
What?!
**[16:38] ---**
What do you think? You're going
to do something with that last towel.
**[16:42] ---**
Oh? This towel?
**[16:44] ---**
That's right! You will drop the towel!
**[16:46] ---**
Mom!
**[16:48] ---**
Really? Are you sure about that?
**[16:50] ---**
Sure, it's fine!
**[16:52] ---**
No problem!
**[16:53] ---**
Sarge!
**[16:57] ---**
There was no lie to the tears
that I shed
**[17:00] ---**
watching *Shiku Shiku Voyagers*
in the past.
**[17:03] ---**
But... but....
**[17:05] ---**
Sarge...
**[17:07] ---**
Come on, guys! The entire universe
is looking forward to this moment!
**[17:12] ---**
What flavor is your blood?!
**[17:15] ---**
Ready, Natsumi? On my cue.
**[17:17] ---**
O-Okay.
**[17:20] ---**
Ready, and...
**[17:22] ---**
You! I won't forgive...
**[17:28] ---**
Hidden attack! Falling velocity
was approximately 300 km/h!
**[17:33] ---**
Whoa!! Can we show this on TV?!
**[17:36] ---**
Oh?
**[17:37] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[17:38] ---**
Sis!
**[17:39] ---**
You tricked us!
**[17:41] ---**
Oh... We were going to please you
by giving you a Pekopon-style massage.
**[17:46] ---**
We never asked for it!
**[17:48] ---**
Oh, now. Don't you hesitate.
**[17:54] ---**
Hinata Exodus Seal!
**[17:57] ---**
A kick and an elbow attack.
***SIGN*** Impact
**[17:58] ---**
By simultaneously combining
these two massive attacks,
***SIGN*** Impact
**[18:01] ---**
it creates an unbeatable
double blow technique
***SIGN*** Impact Impact
**[18:03] ---**
where escape is cut off
from both directions!
**[18:13] ---**
How dare you make use of
this chaos to touch me!
**[18:18] ---**
Do... Do you really think
you can get away with this?
**[18:22] ---**
We'll spread Pekopon's poor image
throughout the whole universe!
**[18:25] ---**
Go right ahead!
**[18:26] ---**
What?
**[18:27] ---**
If I'd give in to the threats of
someone who fakes and stages stories,
**[18:31] ---**
I'd never manage being a mom
or a magazine editor!
**[18:35] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[18:37] ---**
How dare you!
**[18:39] ---**
If it's come to this, I'll turn
this unknown planet into dust!
**[18:45] ---**
Stop right there, poyo!
**[18:46] ---**
W-What is it?
**[19:03] ---**
Let me just cut in here and explain!
**[19:05] ---**
The girl who is, this very moment,
about to make her appearance
**[19:07] ---**
through the extra-dimensional
space-time gate is...
**[19:10] ---**
Thank you for your patience.
**[19:12] ---**
It's the girl we introduced
at the beginning of the show.
**[19:15] ---**
From the Andromeda police station...
**[19:18] ---**
...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
**[19:22] ---**
Hey, you two!
**[19:23] ---**
Yes, officer!
**[19:24] ---**
And the guy in the back!
**[19:27] ---**
You are under arrest
for identity forgery, poyo!
**[19:37] ---**
Up, up and away!
**[19:39] ---**
Take me home, country roads!
**[19:47] ---**
Mission accomplished, poyo.
**[19:49] ---**
They were space criminals who
were pretending to be celebrities, poyo.
**[19:53] ---**
We've been after them
for a long time, poyo.
**[19:55] ---**
Now we've finally arrested them, poyo.
**[19:57] ---**
Thank you for your cooperation, poyo.
**[19:59] ---**
I'll be leaving now, poyo.
**[20:02] ---**
U-Um...
**[20:03] ---**
Poyo?
**[20:04] ---**
Does that mean they were fakes?
**[20:08] ---**
That's right, poyo.
**[20:09] ---**
What about the real *Journeys
of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers,* then?
**[20:13] ---**
Are those all faked and staged
stories, too?
**[20:16] ---**
No, not at all.
**[20:17] ---**
The voyagers are genuine and true, poyo!
***SIGN*** Hmph...
**[20:22] ---**
Hmph.
**[20:27] ---**
This incident has been
successfully resolved!
**[20:29] ---**
I was getting a little worried
for a while there...
**[20:34] ---**
Anyway.... There's someone
who's been passed out the whole time.
**[20:40] ---**
Hmph...
**[20:41] ---**
So, this is what the lodges
are like on Pekopon.
**[20:44] ---**
It's just breathtaking.
The building has a warm homey touch.
**[20:49] ---**
You can really feel the
kindness of the people of Pekopon.
**[20:53] ---**
Look! All the wild plants and flowers...
**[20:56] ---**
So lovely...
***SIGN*** The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
**[20:58] ---**
The Shiku Shiku Voyagers.
**[21:00] ---**
(The real ones.)
***SIGN*** The Shiku Shiku Voyagers (the real ones)
**[21:01] ---**
You...
**[21:03] ---**
Oh, thank you for greeting us!
**[21:07] ---**
You...
**[21:08] ---**
Huh?
**[21:09] ---**
Don't think you can leave
Pekopon in one piece!!
***SIGN*** Play
**[21:16] ---**
I can't believe that we were
turned away at the moment we arrived!
**[21:19] ---**
This has become the most
painful trip in the show's history.
**[21:23] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[21:23] ---**
Well, this episode will be perfect
if you're feeling a little blue.
**[21:25] ---**
Aw, man...
**[21:27] ---**
Oh! This is...
**[21:27] ---**
We will show you a trip
to the dust clouds...
**[21:29] ---**
Uncle! A letter written in blood
was delivered from Headquarters,
***SIGN*** What have you done...
**[21:31] ---**
together with the videotape!
**[21:33] ---**
Gero!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
It's me, Poyon!
**[23:08] ---**
I was told that I should express
my feelings in my usual poyo way, poyo,
**[23:13] ---**
but I get nervous and my mind
goes completely poyo blank,
**[23:15] ---**
and I really don't know
what to say, poyo!
**[23:18] ---**
I'm sorry for not poyo knowing
what poyo to say, poyo!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things! Next time,
**[23:22] ---**
a universal idol is going to appear!
**[23:24] ---**
"Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
Across Space, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Giroro: A Small Angel
on the Battlefield, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E12 - Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels Across Space, Sir! / Giroro: A Small Angel on the Battlefield, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2Q1X/sumomo-a-pop-star-travels-across-space-sir--giroro-a-small-angel-on-the-battlefield-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
The great universe
stretches out infinitely...
**[01:35] ---**
"Sparkle!"
**[01:37] ---**
This is this star...
**[01:39] ---**
In English, "the STAR."
**[01:44] ---**
And as you've guessed,
this story takes place at...
***SIGN*** The Hinata family
**[01:51] ---**
Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
Across Space, Sir!
**[01:58] ---**
So heavy...
**[02:02] ---**
Really heavy...
**[02:13] ---**
What are you doing on my bed?!
**[02:16] ---**
Um, this is my bed, you know...
**[02:19] ---**
Is it? My bad! I was so sleepy
when I got to Pekopon last night...
**[02:24] ---**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Sorry
**[02:25] ---**
It's okay. But I have to ask...
who are you?
**[02:28] ---**
You don't know who I am?!
**[02:30] ---**
N-No...
**[02:34] ---**
I'm so glad I came to Pekopon!
**[02:35] ---**
Is she another friend of
Sarge's? I don't get it.
**[02:39] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[02:41] ---**
Good morning, sir.
**[02:46] ---**
No way!
***SIGN*** Aura, aura, aura, aura, aura...
**[02:50] ---**
Unbelievable. She's really here?
**[02:54] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] ---**
This's got to be a dream.
**[02:58] ---**
See? This doesn't hurt...
**[02:59] ---**
It does!
**[03:01] ---**
Are you really the real
Sumomo-chan?
**[03:05] ---**
Sumomo-chan...?
**[03:12] ---**
Hmm...
**[03:15] ---**
Pekoponian food isn't bad.
**[03:18] ---**
I... I am honored.
**[03:21] ---**
What a perfect photo op!
**[03:22] ---**
I'm sorry, but you need my
agency's okay to take photos.
**[03:26] ---**
Sorry! I did not know!
**[03:28] ---**
Can we have your autograph?
**[03:29] ---**
That'll be fine.
**[03:32] ---**
Wow! You're so fast!
**[03:34] ---**
I can usually sign 3,500 sheets
in 30 minutes.
**[03:37] ---**
One time I pushed over 5,000,
**[03:39] ---**
but my agent got chewed out by
his boss for making me do that.
**[03:42] ---**
Hey, who is this Sumomo-chan?
**[03:44] ---**
She acts like some kind of pop idol.
**[03:46] ---**
She's not acting!
She is a real idol, ma'am!
**[03:50] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Welcome Sumomo-sama! From Tamama
**[03:50] ---**
She's a huge star known
throughout the universe!
**[03:54] ---**
Or, like, widespread renown?
***SIGN*** Aura Aura Aura Aura
**[03:57] ---**
Really? Wow...
**[03:59] ---**
Well, I don't blame you for not knowing.
***SIGN*** In Celebration: To Sumomo-sama, From Keroro
**[04:01] ---**
After all, Pekopon isn't a part of
the space TV network yet.
**[04:06] ---**
This is Hicksville, after all...
**[04:08] ---**
Sometimes he really gets on my nerves.
**[04:10] ---**
So what brings you to Pekopon,
Sumomo-chan?
**[04:15] ---**
I didn't see a single mention
**[04:17] ---**
about you coming this way
in your published schedule.
**[04:21] ---**
W-Well, that's because... um...
**[04:24] ---**
Could it be that
you're here to cheer on
**[04:26] ---**
the front-line soldiers,
the Keroro Platoon?
**[04:29] ---**
Y-Yes, exactly!
**[04:30] ---**
Keronian army HQ requested me
to visit Pekopon in secret.
**[04:35] ---**
That was so cool of Headquarters to do that.
**[04:38] ---**
I have never been happier to be
a soldier than I am today!
***SIGN*** Welcome, Sumomo-sama. From the Keroro Platoon
**[04:45] ---**
What's the point of sending
a pop star to the battlefield?
**[04:48] ---**
Ridiculous!
**[04:48] ---**
So tell me, Sumomo-chan. Are you
going to throw a gig for us, too?
**[04:53] ---**
O-Of course.
**[04:54] ---**
But before that, let me take
some time to relax for a while, okay?
**[04:59] ---**
Sumomo's first Pekoponian concert!
**[05:01] ---**
I'll set up a gorgeous stage
worthy of the event!
**[05:04] ---**
Keroro Troops, move out!
**[05:06] ---**
Roger.
**[05:11] ---**
They're so excited...
**[05:14] ---**
Hm?
**[05:15] ---**
I can finally relax now.
**[05:17] ---**
Here in Pekopon, no one knows me,
so I can walk freely around town!
**[05:23] ---**
H-Hey, wait a sec!
**[05:24] ---**
Are you thinking of going out?
***SIGN*** Tamama
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[05:25] ---**
Sure. Is there a problem?
**[05:27] ---**
It's dangerous.
**[05:28] ---**
If an alien walks around town,
it'll cause an uproar!
**[05:32] ---**
Don't worry about that!
**[05:34] ---**
I'll show you the special skills
we Axotolonians have.
**[05:40] ---**
This warrants some explanation!
**[05:43] ---**
Axotolonians like Sumomo-chan
can change forms at will
***SIGN*** Mystery of the Great Universe
**[05:47] ---**
by secreting thyroid hormones.
**[05:55] ---**
Do I look like a girl from Earth?
**[05:59] ---**
What are you blushing about?!
**[06:01] ---**
No problems now, right?
**[06:03] ---**
I'm out of here!
**[06:05] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[06:08] ---**
Why this? Don't you have
anything cuter?
**[06:11] ---**
Stop complaining!
**[06:13] ---**
I guess I have no choice.
**[06:14] ---**
Bye!
**[06:15] ---**
Hey!
**[06:16] ---**
Come on, Fuyuki. We'll follow her.
**[06:18] ---**
We can't let her off by herself.
**[06:26] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[06:27] ---**
Wait for me, Sis!
**[06:29] ---**
Why didn't they take my space money?!
***SIGN*** T-shirt Fair Summer Clearance Sale
**[06:32] ---**
Too bad...
That T-shirt was so cute...
**[06:35] ---**
Hurry up and
put those flying things away.
**[06:37] ---**
Oh, bummer...
**[06:40] ---**
But I've been dreaming of
walking around freely like this.
**[06:45] ---**
Excuse me.
**[06:46] ---**
Yes?
**[06:47] ---**
I'd like to ask for a picture...
**[06:49] ---**
Oh, no, you have to talk
to my agency first.
**[06:51] ---**
You only have to push this button...
**[06:54] ---**
Huh?
**[06:55] ---**
He wants their picture taken.
**[06:58] ---**
Say "cheese."
**[07:01] ---**
What's wrong, Sumomo-chan?
**[07:03] ---**
Oh, that's right. No one here
on Pekopon knows who I am...
***SIGN*** Staff Only Staff Door
***SIGN*** Sumomo-chan Concert Tour
**[07:15] ---**
A little to the right.
Okay, there. Straight!
**[07:18] ---**
That's good.
**[07:21] ---**
Yes, the arena seats are all sold out.
**[07:24] ---**
Or, like, goodness gracious?
**[07:26] ---**
Ten S-grade seats? Sorry,
but all S seats have been sold out.
**[07:29] ---**
We still have some B-grade seats.
Would you like those, instead?
**[07:33] ---**
Yo, Giroro-chan. Thanks for all the work.
***SIGN*** Sumomo T-shirts
**[07:35] ---**
Come on! Why do I have to do this?
**[07:39] ---**
The aliens living on Pekopon
**[07:41] ---**
are starved for some o' that
real live entertainment.
**[07:43] ---**
Don't y'all think that it's the job
of a real man to give 'em that?
**[07:46] ---**
Stop talking with that weird accent!
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[07:49] ---**
I ordered three types of
concession stands:
**[07:51] ---**
Space FX Pizza, Space Sushi,
and Space Noodles.
**[07:54] ---**
Good job, good job.
***SIGN*** Poster
***SIGN*** Fan Axotolon T-shirt L/M/S
***SIGN*** Type B
Type A
Headband
***SIGN*** 3rd Single Photos
***SIGN*** Limited Edition Analog Disc
***SIGN*** Line
starts
here
**[08:00] ---**
The merchandising is all ready, too.
**[08:04] ---**
We're going to make a fortune.
No doubt about that!
**[08:06] ---**
So this is all about the money!
**[08:25] ---**
Hey, are you having fun?
**[08:28] ---**
Hm? What's wrong?
**[08:29] ---**
Oh, it's nothing...
***SIGN*** Karaoke Contest
**[08:32] ---**
Hey, is that by any chance
a Pekoponian stage?
**[08:36] ---**
I guess so.
***SIGN*** Melon
***SIGN*** Lemon
**[08:38] ---**
I'm getting all excited!
**[08:41] ---**
Hey, stop! Don't change back
in a public place!
**[08:44] ---**
Okay, I just stay a Pekoponian, then.
**[08:46] ---**
Sumomo... is heading off!
**[08:49] ---**
Hey!
**[08:50] ---**
Sumomo-chan!
**[08:51] ---**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** Karaoke Contest
**[08:54] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[09:01] ---**
Please listen to my new song,
"Shooting Star in Love."
**[09:05] ---**
*This feeling's new to me!
It thrills me. **
**[09:11] ---**
*Makes me feel more excited! **
**[09:14] ---**
*I've never seen a sky
like this at night. **
**[09:17] ---**
*Faraway starlight! **
**[09:23] ---**
*Spotlight shining on me! **
**[09:29] ---**
*Everyone's all right! **
**[09:35] ---**
*I can hear you coming! **
**[09:37] ---**
Incredible...
**[09:37] ---**
*It's not my imagination! **
**[09:41] ---**
*Far away into the galaxy, **
**[09:44] ---**
*Turn the switch on! **
**[09:47] ---**
*Everyone's smiling! **
**[09:50] ---**
*It's not an illusion! **
**[09:52] ---**
*Once more,
over and over again... **
**[09:56] ---**
*Singing about...
love, love, love! **
**[10:02] ---**
She's cute!
**[10:03] ---**
Awesome!
**[10:03] ---**
Sumomo-chan!
**[10:07] ---**
Wow, that was so fun!
**[10:10] ---**
Yup, she's a pop star, no doubt.
**[10:12] ---**
You got a job offer from a scout.
**[10:16] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:18] ---**
Huh?
**[10:19] ---**
Actually, it was a lie that
I came here to cheer on the army.
**[10:21] ---**
Mr. Sergeant jumped to that conclusion,
and I just played along with it.
**[10:25] ---**
Then why did you come here?
**[10:27] ---**
Don't tell me... you ran away?
**[10:29] ---**
I was so busy,
I lost sight of who I am.
**[10:34] ---**
I was so sick of being a pop star,
I just wanted to run away from it.
**[10:38] ---**
But today, I realized something important.
**[10:40] ---**
I can no longer be satisfied
with just being an ordinary girl.
**[10:45] ---**
Sure seems that way.
**[10:49] ---**
Oh, shucks... Looks like
my manager found me!
**[10:54] ---**
Okay, bye!
**[10:58] ---**
Give my best to Mr. Sergeant
and his friends.
**[11:02] ---**
Good luck!
**[11:03] ---**
Goodbye! Come see us again, okay?
***SIGN*** Sumomo-chan Concert Tour Staff Door Staff Only
**[11:18] ---**
You serious?!
**[11:19] ---**
She said, "Give my best to
Mr. Sergeant and his friends."
**[11:21] ---**
Then what about this
**[11:21] ---**
and this?!
***SIGN*** Line
starts
here
***SIGN*** Space Noodles Authentic Space Sushi
**[11:23] ---**
This! This! And this?!
***SIGN*** Kobe Beef
***SIGN*** Space Pizza
**[11:25] ---**
What am I supposed to do with them?
**[11:27] ---**
The expense is going to
come out of your paycheck!
**[11:32] ---**
And so the space pop star,
Sumomo-chan, was gone,
**[11:35] ---**
leaving the Earthlings
with a beautiful memory,
**[11:37] ---**
and Sergeant Keroro with a
huge sum of debt.
***SIGN*** Sumomo-chan Live Produced by Keroro Platoon
**[11:51] ---**
You never know where
the seeds of trouble may lie...
**[12:15] ---**
No, you don't!
***SIGN*** Accuracy
**[12:19] ---**
Accuracy, 100%!
**[12:25] ---**
So, so? How was it? Was I cool?
**[12:27] ---**
You were awesome. I was so impressed.
**[12:30] ---**
Right, right?
**[12:32] ---**
So what do you think?
**[12:34] ---**
This belt instantly triples
your combat skills.
**[12:39] ---**
Awesome! It's totally awesome!
**[12:42] ---**
Not only that, the pinwheel on it
really tickles an otaku's fancy!
**[12:45] ---**
Right, right!
**[12:48] ---**
Gotta hand it to you, Sergeant Major Kululu!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
**[12:52] ---**
Nonsense.
**[12:54] ---**
Training and experience is
what counts on the battlefield.
**[12:58] ---**
Instead of wasting time
making that kind of stupid thing,
**[13:00] ---**
you should focus on training.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
**[13:05] ---**
You're so old-school, Giroro-senpai.
**[13:08] ---**
Okay, that's enough, you two.
**[13:10] ---**
In any case, this piece of junk
is useless for someone like me
**[13:15] ---**
whose accuracy is already at 100%.
**[13:27] ---**
Giroro: A Small Angel
on the Battlefield, Sir!
**[13:37] ---**
Rain again.
**[13:51] ---**
Hm?
**[14:07] ---**
Come.
**[14:10] ---**
Don't wait for someone to help you.
**[14:12] ---**
Do that on the battlefield,
and nine lives wouldn't be enough.
**[14:19] ---**
Don't get a wrong idea.
I'm not being nice or anything.
**[14:23] ---**
When the rain stops,
go out on your own.
***SIGN*** Invasion Strategy Meeting
**[14:42] ---**
Target, locked on! Fire missile!
**[14:45] ---**
Port side, our barrage is too weak.
What are you doing?!
**[14:48] ---**
Landing!
***SIGN*** A powerful presence
**[14:53] ---**
Oh, shoot...
**[14:56] ---**
That was my plan to occupy
the Shikoku island.
**[14:59] ---**
I... I see! So speed is
the key here, right?
**[15:03] ---**
As you can see, we were
simulating an attack,
**[15:07] ---**
and in no way were we
fooling around, sir.
**[15:08] ---**
Not at all.
**[15:11] ---**
Hm?
**[15:11] ---**
Huh?
**[15:12] ---**
Sorry I'm late. I haven't
been feeling well since my nap.
**[15:17] ---**
Okay, let's start the meeting.
**[15:20] ---**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Something's missing...!
**[15:27] ---**
Something's missing.
**[15:28] ---**
What's the matter?
Is there something on my face?
**[15:31] ---**
No...
**[15:32] ---**
That is not it...
**[15:37] ---**
Your belt's gone!
**[15:39] ---**
What?
**[15:43] ---**
How could that be?
I don't remember taking it off.
***SIGN*** Hee
**[15:49] ---**
You look so goofy!
It's like a fake Giroro.
***SIGN*** Petrified with Shock
**[15:53] ---**
Fake?
**[15:54] ---**
Fake!
**[15:56] ---**
Oh no, I'm getting cramps.
My stomach's in a knot!
**[15:56] ---**
Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing!
**[16:01] ---**
No, I should be laughing.
He's totally uncool.
***SIGN*** Ahah Ahah Hehhehheh Hahahaha
***SIGN*** Grrr....
**[16:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you're laughing too hard...
**[16:07] ---**
Stop laughing!
**[16:10] ---**
Yikes!
**[16:12] ---**
Huh?
**[16:14] ---**
Oh...
**[16:15] ---**
What?
**[16:17] ---**
Corporal? Are you okay?
**[16:19] ---**
I'm... going to go... look for my belt...
**[16:23] ---**
Corporal... Giroro...?
**[16:26] ---**
What's wrong with him?
**[16:28] ---**
It's gone! Gone! Gone!
**[16:32] ---**
Why can't I find it? Without it, I'm...
**[16:37] ---**
Cut it out. I don't have time
to play with you right now!
**[16:42] ---**
Gone! Gone!
**[16:43] ---**
Where is it? Where did it go?!
**[16:49] ---**
Did you find it?
**[16:51] ---**
No...
***SIGN*** Pain, extreme pain
**[16:55] ---**
That must really hurt.
**[16:57] ---**
C-Corporal...
***SIGN*** Bam
**[17:01] ---**
How pitiful.
**[17:06] ---**
Too bad. Looks like you've
lost your sense of balance.
**[17:12] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
**[17:13] ---**
There's no way you can fulfill
your duties as a walking arsenal now.
**[17:16] ---**
What will you do?
**[17:20] ---**
Give me something else to put on.
That should be enough!
***SIGN*** Tosa Spirit
**[17:26] ---**
Champion sumo wrestler!
***SIGN*** Chief for a Day
**[17:28] ---**
A sash!
**[17:31] ---**
A scarf!
**[17:36] ---**
None of them work.
**[17:38] ---**
Giroro-senpai, why don't you try this?
***SIGN*** Whoa
**[17:43] ---**
I... don't want to rely on
something like that...
**[17:48] ---**
See? You get 100% accuracy with this.
**[17:54] ---**
What?!
**[17:58] ---**
Looks like it won't work on Corporal Giroro.
**[18:01] ---**
That's how messed up his balance is.
**[18:05] ---**
H-Hey... Giroro...
**[18:08] ---**
That belt has always been with me
on the battlefield.
**[18:12] ---**
There's no substitute.
**[18:23] ---**
I have no choice...
I can't be a burden to the others.
**[18:28] ---**
Hey, something wrong?
**[18:30] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[18:31] ---**
Are you feeling okay? You look sad.
**[18:36] ---**
I-It's nothing...
**[18:37] ---**
Really? Well, if you say so...
**[18:41] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[18:43] ---**
What is it?
**[18:44] ---**
Um... Did you do your homework?
**[18:46] ---**
Huh?
**[18:47] ---**
Brush your teeth, okay?
**[18:50] ---**
Don't catch a cold now...
**[18:51] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[18:54] ---**
Take care.
**[18:57] ---**
Bye.
**[18:59] ---**
What's with him?
**[19:06] ---**
Y-You're leaving the army?
Hold on a second!
**[19:09] ---**
If you leave without permission,
you'll be court-martialed!
**[19:12] ---**
That's right. Besides,
it's impossible to go back
**[19:15] ---**
to Planet Keron
on that flying board.
**[19:18] ---**
If I manage to get back
to Planet Keron,
**[19:20] ---**
I'll do anything.
Even take my punishment.
**[19:23] ---**
Hey, Giroro, you're not saying...
**[19:25] ---**
My carelessness brought about
this whole incident.
**[19:29] ---**
I've failed as a soldier.
**[19:30] ---**
If you are a failure,
what would you call this thing?
***SIGN*** This thing.
**[19:34] ---**
Yeah, he's got a point.
**[19:35] ---**
I've already made up my mind. I'm sorry.
**[19:40] ---**
Giroro...
**[19:44] ---**
Hm? What are you...
**[19:50] ---**
What is it? A farewell gift?
**[19:54] ---**
Hm?
**[19:56] ---**
Huh?
**[19:56] ---**
Hey, that's...
**[19:57] ---**
Kululu's symbol!
**[20:08] ---**
Well, looks like you've finally found it.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
**[20:10] ---**
I thought your belt might
have some kind of secret.
**[20:14] ---**
My curiosity made me do it.
**[20:17] ---**
Listen, pal, I may not be
a perfect shooter right now,
**[20:20] ---**
but I know I can hit
a target this close.
**[20:24] ---**
C'mon, it was just a joke.
**[20:25] ---**
I *hate* jokes.
**[20:36] ---**
Here, eat up! It's the best part.
**[20:41] ---**
Man, who would've thought
you'd be the one to save me...
**[20:44] ---**
It's not much of a thank you,
but let me show this just to you.
**[20:48] ---**
The belt itself doesn't
have any special feature, but...
**[20:54] ---**
This's my good-luck charm.
**[21:00] ---**
The warrior Giroro
faces danger day after day.
**[21:04] ---**
But now he has a photo
and a friendship with a cat
**[21:06] ---**
that bring peace to his mind.
**[21:11] ---**
Around the same time...
**[21:13] ---**
Three soldiers are suffering
from extreme restlessness.
**[21:18] ---**
I can't get any satisfaction,
no matter how many I put together.
**[21:21] ---**
I can't be full,
no matter how much I eat.
**[21:24] ---**
What's going on, Kululu?
**[21:26] ---**
Looks like not only do
your combat skills triple,
**[21:28] ---**
but your desires do, too.
**[21:31] ---**
Ouch...
**[21:33] ---**
How pathetic.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
It's me, Sumomo!
Did you all listen to my song?
**[23:10] ---**
It's breaking the universal record for
most consecutive weeks at number one.
**[23:14] ---**
I hope my song cheers up
everyone on Pekopon!
**[23:17] ---**
I mean it. Well, catch you later.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
the fifth member will finally appear.
**[23:23] ---**
"Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship,
How Beautiful It Is, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E13 - Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir! / Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship, How Beautiful It Is, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVP5EZ/dororo-the-forgotten-warrior-sir--dororo--koyuki-friendship-how-beautiful-it-is-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
Today our Earth is inhabited
by a number of alien invaders...
**[01:35] ---**
They are in a frenzy of activity
each day to achieve their various goals.
**[01:44] ---**
How cute!
**[01:45] ---**
Gesu-chaaan!
**[01:46] ---**
Just look at how popular he is!
He has become Japan's national idol!
**[01:51] ---**
He's Gesu-chan of the Gesui River!
***SIGN*** Musculus pectoralis
**[01:56] ---**
Musculus pectoralis!
***SIGN*** Quadriceps
**[01:58] ---**
Quadriceps!
**[02:01] ---**
Those foolish Pekoponians!
***SIGN*** Rectus abdominis
**[02:03] ---**
Rectus abdominis!
**[02:04] ---**
Grovel, all of you, before my charms!
***SIGN*** Adductor Longus
**[02:07] ---**
Adductor longus!
**[02:17] ---**
Please stop!
**[02:18] ---**
Sartorius muscle!
***SIGN*** Sartorius muscle
**[02:19] ---**
Don't look!
***SIGN*** Oblique abdominal muscle
**[02:20] ---**
Oblique abdominal muscle! Biceps!
**[02:20] ---**
Who's doing this?!
***SIGN*** Biceps
**[02:23] ---**
Show yourself!
**[02:28] ---**
Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir!
***SIGN*** Scoop! Gesu-chan was actually a creepy pervert!!
**[02:36] ---**
Then, Gesu-chan got away
by stealing a bicycle.
**[02:39] ---**
He is still nowhere to be found.
**[02:42] ---**
So, Gesu-chan was actually a pervert.
**[02:45] ---**
No, he's one of the Arazaza aliens.
Their heads look like a seal's.
**[02:50] ---**
We could say that he's
a regional alien.
***SIGN*** Regional Alien Arazaza
**[02:52] ---**
He's a formidable invader
who's trying to infiltrate
**[02:54] ---**
the Pekoponian society
by using his adorable face.
**[02:56] ---**
I'm sure his goal is to
obtain legal residency.
***SIGN*** Special Residency Card
**[03:02] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[03:04] ---**
Around the same time,
**[03:05] ---**
aliens hiding out on Earth are
being attacked, one after another.
**[03:19] ---**
What?!
**[03:20] ---**
Oh, what am I thinking?
**[03:22] ---**
But haven't you all felt
someone's presence behind you
**[03:25] ---**
when taking a shower?
***SIGN*** Creepiness Creepiness Creepiness
**[03:33] ---**
Mukujan is a type of alien
who emits a creepy vibe.
**[03:36] ---**
They aren't hostile or harmful at all.
**[03:39] ---**
They just turn the mood slightly eerie.
**[03:52] ---**
Wow! How convenient!
**[03:53] ---**
Come and see!
**[03:54] ---**
As you can see, with this
super-duper cutting machine,
***SIGN*** Big Sale Special Price Cheap
**[03:56] ---**
you'll be able to easily
slice radishes in rounds,
**[03:59] ---**
shell peanuts, and much more!
**[04:02] ---**
Right now we have a special offer!
**[04:04] ---**
Only for this very moment,
I'll take an amazing 99% off!
**[04:08] ---**
I want it! I want it!
**[04:12] ---**
Those Pekoponian consumers
are so gullible.
**[04:14] ---**
You'll be surprised when
my cookware turns into invaders.
***SIGN*** Gail: Demonstrator-type alien.
***SIGN*** Asset Flow
**[04:25] ---**
What's that?
**[04:26] ---**
Oh, no!
**[04:27] ---**
It's a scam! We want our money back!
**[04:39] ---**
Okay, everyone, please be silent!
**[04:41] ---**
Today, I will be introducing a new student.
***SIGN*** Azumaya Koyuki
**[04:46] ---**
I'm Azumaya Koyuki.
Nice to meet you all.
**[04:49] ---**
So petite and cute!
**[04:50] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[04:51] ---**
Now, you'll be sitting next to
Hinata-san over there, okay?
**[04:57] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:01] ---**
You smell like the city.
**[05:03] ---**
What?!
**[05:08] ---**
Do you like sports, Koyuki-chan?
**[05:10] ---**
Sports? Oh stuff like Judo
and Tae Kwon Do?
**[05:12] ---**
Tae... what?
**[05:14] ---**
Certainly those are sports, but...
**[05:17] ---**
Next up: Hinata-san.
**[05:18] ---**
Right!
**[05:20] ---**
Natsumi!
**[05:21] ---**
Good luck!
**[05:32] ---**
Natsumi! You're so cool!
**[05:34] ---**
Am I supposed to do the same?
**[05:36] ---**
That was Natsumi showing off.
**[05:38] ---**
All you have to do is to roll forward.
**[05:40] ---**
Next up: Azumaya-san.
**[05:43] ---**
That city girl isn't bad at all.
**[05:45] ---**
Do your best, Koyuki-chan!
**[05:47] ---**
I shouldn't hold back!
**[05:50] ---**
Huh?
**[05:57] ---**
How was my triple forward somersault?
**[06:01] ---**
Huh? Did I botch it?
**[06:03] ---**
D-Did you just see that?
**[06:05] ---**
I can't believe it.
**[06:05] ---**
Looks like Natsumi has competition.
**[06:07] ---**
Th-That was amazing,
Koyuki-chan!
**[06:13] ---**
Yeah, the transfer student
is simply amazing.
**[06:16] ---**
Her name is Koyuki-chan!
**[06:19] ---**
She's so athletic!
**[06:22] ---**
Almost like an Olympic medalist.
**[06:22] ---**
I was hoping to walk home with her,
**[06:25] ---**
but she's with a boy...
**[06:25] ---**
Oh, wow.
**[06:27] ---**
Yeah. I mean, you don't come
across someone so incredible very often.
**[06:30] ---**
We do have incredible aliens, though.
**[06:33] ---**
Nah, she's nothing like
those incredibly stupid frogs.
**[06:36] ---**
Aliens? Stupid frogs?
**[06:53] ---**
How is your new school suiting you?
**[06:56] ---**
It was fun. There's a girl
I think I can become friends with.
**[07:01] ---**
That is a fine thing.
**[07:04] ---**
You know what, Dororo?
**[07:06] ---**
Huh?
**[07:06] ---**
I might have found your friends.
**[07:11] ---**
I have divested myself of my past.
**[07:13] ---**
I no longer have any friends.
**[07:16] ---**
But... I think your friends miss you.
**[07:35] ---**
They're friends. I'm sure they must
have been worrying about Dororo.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[07:51] ---**
So these are Dororo's friends...
**[08:01] ---**
Somehow... they seem to have
forgotten all about Dororo.
**[08:05] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[08:06] ---**
Gero?
**[08:08] ---**
I got a message from Keron headquarters!
**[08:09] ---**
What's wrong with you dumbos?
Slacking off all day long!
**[08:13] ---**
Maybe that red guy is different!
**[08:15] ---**
Look!
**[08:18] ---**
Huh?
**[08:19] ---**
What are these?
**[08:20] ---**
Many aliens hiding out on Pekopon
have been attacked.
**[08:24] ---**
It must be a skirmish
among invading aliens!
**[08:28] ---**
Are you saying that
we might be attacked, too?
**[08:30] ---**
That's right!
**[08:32] ---**
Other aliens are targeting
Pekopon besides us.
**[08:35] ---**
Don't forget that other aliens
are always trying to beat us.
**[08:39] ---**
Don't forget? What about Dororo?
**[08:41] ---**
Aren't you all worried about Dororo?
**[08:44] ---**
I have divested myself of my past.
I no longer have friends.
**[08:50] ---**
Dororo!
**[08:52] ---**
Who's there?!
**[08:57] ---**
Intruder!
**[08:58] ---**
After him!
**[09:05] ---**
Natsumi-san...
***SIGN*** Eeek!
**[09:09] ---**
Um... this is... uh...
**[09:12] ---**
What's the matter, Sis?
**[09:14] ---**
Halt! Halt! Halt!
***SIGN*** Halt Halt Halt Halt
**[09:16] ---**
Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
**[09:20] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan?!
**[09:21] ---**
What?
**[09:21] ---**
Natsumi-san, let me explain...
**[09:24] ---**
Are you an acquaintance
of Lady Natsumi's?
**[09:27] ---**
I apologize for making such a fuss!
**[09:30] ---**
How could you trust her so easily?
***SIGN*** Pow!
**[09:32] ---**
Look at her.
**[09:34] ---**
She's not just anybody!
She could be one of the attackers!
**[09:39] ---**
Did you use Natsumi to get close to us?
**[09:43] ---**
I wouldn't...!
**[09:44] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[09:45] ---**
What's going on?
**[09:46] ---**
Natsumi-san...
**[09:48] ---**
Answer her!
**[09:57] ---**
Gero!
**[09:58] ---**
You're...
**[09:59] ---**
It has been some time since we met, yea,
since you became resigned to history.
**[10:03] ---**
Ze...
**[10:05] ---**
Ze...
***SIGN*** Zeroro
**[10:09] ---**
Zeroro!
**[10:11] ---**
Could he be the fifth one?
**[10:13] ---**
So, he's been with Koyuki-chan?
**[10:15] ---**
Hey, it's been a while!
**[10:18] ---**
I'm glad you're safe, Zeroro.
**[10:19] ---**
Where have you been all this time?
We were so worried about you.
**[10:23] ---**
All right! Let's do the usual "resonance!"
**[10:26] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulu...
**[10:32] ---**
I respectfully refuse.
**[10:33] ---**
What?
**[10:35] ---**
I have rid myself of my hideous past.
**[10:38] ---**
Zeroro is no more. I am Dororo now.
***SIGN*** Name: Dororo
***SIGN*** Dororo?!
**[10:41] ---**
Dororo?
**[10:42] ---**
I bid you farewell... my *former leader!*
**[10:45] ---**
Former?!
***SIGN*** Former
***SIGN*** Vanish!
**[10:52] ---**
Wh-What is that?
**[10:55] ---**
It's a Dear John letter!
***SIGN*** Dear John letter from Dororo
**[10:57] ---**
Y-You mean he's cutting me off?
**[11:00] ---**
So, he's upset...
**[11:01] ---**
He was the last missing member.
**[11:03] ---**
We should have searched
for him more seriously.
**[11:05] ---**
Well, I forgot about him.
**[11:07] ---**
To be honest, I did, too.
**[11:11] ---**
Koyuki-dono... You did all this for my sake.
No words can express my thanks.
**[11:16] ---**
Are you really sure about this, Dororo?
**[11:18] ---**
Let us proceed! We must be the ones
to protect this beautiful Pekopon!
**[11:23] ---**
The fifth soldier, Lance Corporal
Dororo, has finally appeared!
**[11:27] ---**
What will tomorrow
bring to the Keroro Platoon?
**[11:29] ---**
Good, bad, or ugly?
**[11:40] ---**
Presently, there are many
aliens hiding out on Earth.
**[11:44] ---**
Among those thousands of aliens
are the following...
**[11:49] ---**
How annoying of one lowly Keronian
**[11:52] ---**
to think he can protect Pekopon.
**[11:55] ---**
They shall grovel before me,
at the feet of the great Viper-sama!
***SIGN*** Viper, the Nemesis-type Alien
**[12:07] ---**
Some of the ones in hiding dare
to behave like a typical villain.
**[12:15] ---**
Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship,
How Beautiful It Is, Sir!
**[12:20] ---**
What?! The fifth one
finally showed up?!
**[12:23] ---**
Where is he?
**[12:24] ---**
Actually... he got angry and left.
**[12:27] ---**
Understandable. I mean,
everyone forgot about him.
**[12:30] ---**
You are wrong about that, sir!
**[12:33] ---**
Since Kululu arrived just recently,
**[12:35] ---**
I wasn't expecting the
fifth one to come so soon after.
**[12:38] ---**
He has a point.
If it were a comic series,
***SIGN*** A professional editor's opinion
**[12:40] ---**
I'd have kept the readers
in suspense a little longer.
**[12:43] ---**
Until the seventh volume,
for example.
**[12:47] ---**
Yes, exactly!
**[12:49] ---**
So, what is the fifth one like?
**[12:51] ---**
Huh? Well...
**[12:54] ---**
Tamama probably
doesn't know much about him.
**[12:57] ---**
Tamama and Kululu joined up
when the platoon was assembled.
**[13:02] ---**
Only Giroro and I knew Zeroro
before that.
**[13:06] ---**
Giroro, Zeroro, and I were classmates
**[13:09] ---**
in the elementary training school.
**[13:14] ---**
Speed! Speed! Yahoo!
***SIGN*** Young Keroro
***SIGN*** Young Giroro
**[13:19] ---**
W-Wait for me! Keroro!
***SIGN*** Young Dororo
**[13:21] ---**
You're too slow, Zeroro!
**[13:26] ---**
Ze-ro-ro-kun!
**[13:29] ---**
I'm so glad you came!
Please come in.
**[13:34] ---**
Your family is so rich!
**[13:36] ---**
No, we're not. We're just average.
**[13:38] ---**
Oh? Are you friends of Zeroro's?
**[13:40] ---**
Hello!
**[13:41] ---**
Thank you for being friends with Zeroro.
**[13:44] ---**
Stop it, Mother!
**[13:44] ---**
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
**[13:47] ---**
Awesome! You have so many
Pekoponian games and plastic models.
**[13:52] ---**
Play as you please.
**[13:53] ---**
Zeroro-kun... we're friends, right?
**[13:58] ---**
Yeah! We're friends!
**[14:01] ---**
We're best friends!
**[14:02] ---**
Best friends!
***SIGN*** Danger
**[14:06] ---**
Keroro, this game of "no braking"
is too dangerous.
**[14:09] ---**
Oh, c'mon!
**[14:10] ---**
If you use the brake,
it means a breakup of our friendship.
***SIGN*** Breakup!!
**[14:13] ---**
Breakup?!
**[14:14] ---**
I... I'm scared... but I'll do it
because we're friends!
**[14:17] ---**
Because we're friends!
**[14:19] ---**
Huh?
**[14:21] ---**
The game is over. Use your brakes!
**[14:25] ---**
Because we're friends!
**[14:31] ---**
Because of his circumstances,
**[14:33] ---**
Zeroro lingered on the
verge of death many times.
**[14:37] ---**
No using your feet!
**[14:40] ---**
No running away!
**[14:42] ---**
As the years rolled by,
his physical ability skyrocketed.
**[14:47] ---**
And he became the head of the elite
Keronian unit known as Assassins.
**[14:52] ---**
You call yourself his friend?
**[14:54] ---**
Gero!
**[14:55] ---**
It sure does not sound like it.
**[14:56] ---**
What? Of course we're friends!
**[14:59] ---**
But it sounds like he's got
an interesting character!
**[15:02] ---**
And Zeroro... no, Dororo,
as he's called now...
**[15:06] ---**
has far superior
combat abilities than I.
**[15:12] ---**
We should hope that he doesn't
become our opponent.
**[15:14] ---**
Could this be the end of
the Keroro Platoon?
**[15:18] ---**
I can only hope that our opponents
won't know what's going on.
**[15:24] ---**
Fights occur,
even among Pekoponians.
**[15:27] ---**
It is a difficult path
to try to preserve peace.
**[15:31] ---**
Dororo, you take things too seriously.
**[15:35] ---**
You cut off the friends
you finally met up with...
**[15:38] ---**
This is as it should be.
I am on Pekopon's side now.
**[15:42] ---**
Since Keroro and the others are
the invaders, they are my enemy.
**[15:46] ---**
I fell in love with this beautiful planet.
**[15:50] ---**
In addition, I owe you a debt
of gratitude, Koyuki-dono.
**[15:54] ---**
Dororo and Koyuki...
**[15:56] ---**
How did they meet and become partners?
**[15:59] ---**
I'm afraid I can't tell you, because...
**[16:07] ---**
Who are you?
**[16:09] ---**
Before you worry about Pekopon,
**[16:11] ---**
you should be worrying
about yourself!
**[16:14] ---**
I've found you, Keronian!
**[16:16] ---**
Y-You are...
**[16:20] ---**
Sarge?!
**[16:21] ---**
What the...?!
**[16:22] ---**
This is Zeroro's messaging technique.
**[16:26] ---**
Dororo and I have been
captured by an alien called Viper!
**[16:30] ---**
Viper?!
**[16:31] ---**
Please! Our friends!
Come and rescue us!
**[16:43] ---**
Keroro Platoon!
This is an emergency! Let's go!
**[16:46] ---**
Roger!
**[16:51] ---**
How did that creep petrify Dororo?
**[16:55] ---**
Who in the world are you?
**[16:57] ---**
Ha! My people are the
Keronian people's nemesis.
**[17:01] ---**
They have always been our prey.
**[17:05] ---**
Look, he's so frightened,
he can't even speak!
**[17:11] ---**
That's enough!
**[17:16] ---**
Keroro... My former leader...
**[17:20] ---**
Viper, we're here to stop you!
**[17:24] ---**
Nonsense!
**[17:28] ---**
How pathetic!
**[17:29] ---**
Meet the doom!
**[17:30] ---**
Too late!
***SIGN*** Total defeat
**[17:41] ---**
The Keroro Platoon was
defeated in a blink of an eye.
**[17:44] ---**
In only 15 seconds, to be exact.
**[17:46] ---**
An incomplete platoon of
Keronians is no match for me.
**[17:54] ---**
This wouldn't have happened
if all five of us had been together.
**[17:57] ---**
I'm sorry, Dororo...
I mean Zeroro! I'm really sorry!
**[18:02] ---**
In Keroro's mind, there was
an odd click within his trauma.
***SIGN*** Click
**[18:08] ---**
Zeroro-kun, I'm sorry! The one who
broke your precious music box...
**[18:13] ---**
...was me!!
**[18:24] ---**
I wanted to apologize,
but I didn't have the courage!
**[18:28] ---**
I'm still saving up money
to buy you a new one!
**[18:33] ---**
So... please...
**[18:38] ---**
Dororo!
**[18:38] ---**
What the?!
**[18:42] ---**
Thank you for telling me
the truth, Keroro-kun.
**[18:45] ---**
Nay, Platoon Leader!
**[18:47] ---**
Zeroro...
**[18:48] ---**
Zeroro-kun... no, Dororo!
***SIGN*** We're friends, right?
**[18:50] ---**
We're friends, right?
**[18:57] ---**
What the heck?!
**[19:04] ---**
Now five men strong:
the Keroro Platoon!
**[19:13] ---**
Let's do it! The Keroro Platoon's
special finishing attack!
**[19:16] ---**
Okay!
**[19:23] ---**
Energy Ball charge.
**[19:25] ---**
Tamama!
**[19:26] ---**
What?
**[19:30] ---**
Double dribble violation!
**[19:31] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:34] ---**
Traveling violation!
**[19:36] ---**
Keroro!
**[19:37] ---**
Hole in one!
**[19:39] ---**
Nice shot!
**[19:40] ---**
What?!
**[19:41] ---**
It's all yours, Dororo!
**[19:42] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:43] ---**
Dororo!!
**[19:46] ---**
Gently support with a left hand...
**[19:54] ---**
W-What is this? I can't dodge!
**[19:57] ---**
Actually, it’s more like I feel
I’m not supposed to dodge!
**[20:00] ---**
The magnificent technique
of the five
**[20:03] ---**
has transformed Viper
into a typical tokusatsu villain!
**[20:07] ---**
I feel like I'm supposed to be hit!
**[20:10] ---**
I feel like I'm supposed to blow up!
**[20:19] ---**
This is the true power of the
five-man Keroro Platoon!
**[20:22] ---**
It's our great victory!
**[20:25] ---**
My leader...
**[20:28] ---**
Good for you, Dororo.
**[20:29] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[20:32] ---**
You need to be nice to each other,
since you're friends.
**[20:39] ---**
You're planning to preserve
Pekopon's peace, right, Dororo?
**[20:43] ---**
That is correct.
**[20:44] ---**
If we conquer Pekopon
and make it a better place,
**[20:47] ---**
it'll be like killing two birds
with one stone!
**[20:49] ---**
Let's unite and fight together
from here on!
**[20:53] ---**
Understood.
**[20:59] ---**
Something wrong?
**[21:01] ---**
You said you broke that music box.
**[21:05] ---**
So I did.
**[21:06] ---**
You don't know what I went through.
**[21:08] ---**
I blamed my younger brother
and I took my anger out on my mom...
**[21:11] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Poof!
***SIGN*** I need more time to think. - Dororo
**[21:19] ---**
"I need more time to think."
**[21:21] ---**
What a stubborn guy...
**[21:24] ---**
I guess boys' friendships
are complicated.
**[21:28] ---**
Anyhow, the five members of
the Keroro Platoon are back together...
**[21:30] ---**
...with a little bit of uncertainty.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Dororo.
**[23:08] ---**
What is true compassion?
**[23:10] ---**
We are all members of the same galaxy,
so why do we fight?
**[23:14] ---**
I hear that even on this small Pekopon,
the fighting never stops.
**[23:18] ---**
What can I do to help?
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
Next time, we begin
our ultimate invasion plan,
**[23:23] ---**
the very first with
all five of us together.
**[23:25] ---**
"The Five Assemble!
Probably The Longest Day, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's one big episode,
so look forward to it.
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E14 - The Five Assemble! Probably The Longest Day, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PZJJ/the-five-assemble-probably-the-longest-day-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[01:32] ---**
Friendship...
**[01:33] ---**
Sometimes it means to be tough.
**[01:36] ---**
Sometimes it means to be compassionate.
**[01:39] ---**
It also brings strength.
**[01:41] ---**
And it can be fragile,
just like a flower.
**[01:49] ---**
Mama!
**[01:50] ---**
I want that flower!
**[01:53] ---**
Sorry. Even I can't reach it.
**[01:56] ---**
Come here!
**[01:59] ---**
Huh?
**[02:07] ---**
Mama, look! The flower fell to me!
**[02:09] ---**
Really? I guess it must really like you!
**[02:14] ---**
Forgive me, O flower...
**[02:16] ---**
But I say, if you cut one down,
you must grow two.
**[02:18] ---**
I gave the girl one flower,
**[02:20] ---**
so I must grow more in the earth.
**[02:22] ---**
Dororo!
**[02:24] ---**
Why don't you talk to
your friends again?
**[02:27] ---**
After all, you guys
waited for so long to reunite.
**[02:32] ---**
Friends...
**[02:38] ---**
The Five Assemble!
Probably The Longest Day, Sir!
**[02:43] ---**
That day, Sergeant Keroro
was acting very strangely.
**[02:47] ---**
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
***SIGN*** At Work
**[02:49] ---**
What's taking you so long, Kululu?
I need your report now!
**[02:52] ---**
Also finish up the other matters
I asked you about!
**[02:55] ---**
This is amazing!
**[02:55] ---**
Yeah, that's it.
Do it, now, now, now!
**[02:57] ---**
He's actually working his butt off.
**[02:59] ---**
Somebody! Get a hard copy
of the data on this!
**[03:03] ---**
You're working like crazy.
**[03:05] ---**
We've finally found the fifth member.
**[03:07] ---**
I'm sure my attractive invasion plan
will make Dororo join us.
**[03:13] ---**
Keroro...
**[03:15] ---**
Our future is out there waiting for us.
**[03:17] ---**
We're only a few steps away
from realizing our dreams.
**[03:22] ---**
Keroro, you mean it for real.
**[03:34] ---**
Oh, good timing! It's from Dororo.
***SIGN*** Today at noon, I'll be waiting on top of the unfinished building in Block 3. - Dororo
**[03:38] ---**
Today at noon,
**[03:39] ---**
I'll be waiting on top of the
unfinished building in Block 3.
**[03:42] ---**
Dororo.
**[03:45] ---**
I called you here to have
a man-to-man talk
**[03:48] ---**
about some important issues.
**[03:50] ---**
Oh, Dororo-kun, let's skip formalities.
**[03:54] ---**
Take a look.
**[03:55] ---**
I'm sure you'll find a plan
that'll please you!
**[03:59] ---**
What plan?
**[04:01] ---**
First off...
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Plan A risk of skin damage! Ozone Hole Enlargement Master Plan! © Keroro
**[04:03] ---**
A risk of skin damage!
Ozone Hole Enlargement Master Plan!
**[04:07] ---**
We'll destroy the ozone layer
using Freon beams!
**[04:09] ---**
Without protection
from harmful UV rays,
**[04:10] ---**
the entire Pekoponian race
will go extinct for sure!
**[04:12] ---**
Help me!
**[04:14] ---**
It's so hot!
**[04:16] ---**
Huh?
**[04:19] ---**
Maybe that was a little too violent...
**[04:22] ---**
In that case, how about this?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Plan The Hay Fever Treatment! Setting the Forests Ablaze Master Plan © Keroro
**[04:23] ---**
The Hay Fever Treatment!
**[04:25] ---**
Setting the Forests Ablaze Master Plan!
**[04:27] ---**
The entire sky will be covered
with dark clouds.
**[04:28] ---**
As the carbon dioxide builds up,
**[04:30] ---**
Pekopon's global warming
will worsen for sure.
**[04:42] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:44] ---**
Here!
**[04:46] ---**
Gero...
**[04:47] ---**
Don't play with fire
at home. It's dangerous.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon's Special Invasion Plans Mixing up the Sorted Garbage Master Plan! © Keroro
**[04:50] ---**
Next one!
**[04:51] ---**
Mixing Up the Sorted Garbage
Master Plan!
***SIGN*** Flammable Rubbish Non-flammable Rubbish
**[04:53] ---**
We'll secretly mix up the garbage
sorted at each home,
**[04:57] ---**
rendering it unsuitable
for recycling!
**[04:58] ---**
The whole planet will be
overflowing with garbage...
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon's Special Invasion Plans Transforming Oil into Cola Master Plan! © Keroro
**[05:00] ---**
Transforming Oil into Cola
Master Plan!
**[05:03] ---**
No one knows what'll happen.
***SIGN*** Can you work for 28 hours?
**[05:06] ---**
Extending Each Day to 28 Hours
and Lunch Break to 5 Hours Master Plan!
***SIGN*** Afro Sergeant is Afro
**[05:10] ---**
Requiring Everyone to Wear
an Afro Hairdo Master Plan!
***SIGN*** If we could do this...
**[05:13] ---**
I Want to Fly Freely
in the Skies Master Pl...
***SIGN*** Rerererere
**[05:15] ---**
"Are You Going Out Again?" Master...
***SIGN*** The Third
**[05:18] ---**
I love you, Fujiko!
**[05:20] ---**
Five Fine Frogs Fly Master Plan!
**[05:23] ---**
Akamakigami, aomakigami,
kimakigami Master Plan!
**[05:26] ---**
"Commander Char,
I Can't Slow Down" Master Plan!
**[05:29] ---**
Bus Gas Blast Master Pl...!
***SIGN*** Total Annihilation
**[05:35] ---**
Total annihilation...
**[05:39] ---**
Dororo! Will you stop acting
like a spoiled brat?!
**[05:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant
worked really hard, for once.
**[05:46] ---**
Exactly what kind of plan
do you want?
**[05:51] ---**
Flowers.
**[05:53] ---**
Huh?
**[05:54] ---**
I would like to decorate
the whole town with flowers.
**[05:58] ---**
Flowers?
**[06:00] ---**
That is correct.
**[06:02] ---**
This is such a beautiful planet.
**[06:04] ---**
I would like to make it
even more beautiful.
**[06:07] ---**
It will surely comfort people's hearts,
**[06:10] ---**
and it may even lead to
the realization of world peace.
**[06:18] ---**
Listen, we're invaders!
**[06:20] ---**
Of all things... flowers?!
**[06:25] ---**
I must have expected too much of you.
**[06:27] ---**
My apologies!
**[06:32] ---**
He's gone.
**[06:34] ---**
Maybe we were a little too immature.
**[06:37] ---**
Maybe...
**[06:38] ---**
Come to think of it,
what have we done as invaders?
**[06:43] ---**
As for me, I'm used to being
bossed around by Lady Natsumi.
**[06:47] ---**
I feel like I've become pathetic.
**[06:52] ---**
Should we allow this to go on?
**[06:54] ---**
Don't we have any sense
of responsibility as invaders?
**[06:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:59] ---**
I've never seen him like this before.
**[07:02] ---**
I can see clearly now!
***SIGN*** Invader spirit Revived
**[07:07] ---**
Invader spirit revived!
**[07:15] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[07:17] ---**
Stop slacking off
and finish cleaning up!
**[07:22] ---**
Who do you think you're talking to?
**[07:25] ---**
Who else could I be talking to?!
**[07:29] ---**
Natchi!
**[07:34] ---**
He dodged?
**[07:35] ---**
Hey, we are invaders.
**[07:37] ---**
Huh?
**[07:37] ---**
I don't give a hoot
about your household chores...
**[07:48] ---**
I'm home!
**[07:50] ---**
Huh?
**[07:50] ---**
I just finished wiping the floor!
**[07:52] ---**
And I'm tracking mud all over
your just-wiped floor.
**[07:56] ---**
Only a fearsome invader can
get away with such an evil deed!
**[08:00] ---**
If you don't change your attitude,
you'll be sorry.
***SIGN*** Gero
**[08:06] ---**
I'm not gonna let you aliens
do whatever you like.
**[08:13] ---**
Sergeant, are you okay?
**[08:17] ---**
He's acting different.
**[08:21] ---**
I'm so proud I didn't back down
one bit against Lady Natsumi.
**[08:26] ---**
I wish Dororo could've seen me!
**[08:28] ---**
I must admit,
you stood up for yourself pretty well.
**[08:31] ---**
Despite your wimpy look,
I saw a warrior in you.
**[08:34] ---**
What's wrong with Dororo,
**[08:35] ---**
wanting to adorn the
whole town with flowers?!
**[08:38] ---**
What a coward.
**[08:39] ---**
What do you think, Lady Mois?
**[08:41] ---**
Well, I have to admit that none of
your plans so far have been great.
**[08:48] ---**
To be honest, it's ridiculous
to even consider they'd work at all.
**[08:51] ---**
Or, like, clearly never?
**[08:53] ---**
None of them seemed any good, after all.
**[08:56] ---**
Is that so?
**[08:57] ---**
She's harsh.
**[08:58] ---**
But I think Dororo's idea is fantastic.
**[09:01] ---**
Really?
**[09:03] ---**
Yes! I'm sure all the girls
would love the idea, too!
***SIGN*** Fill the Town with Flowers?! Master Plan
**[09:06] ---**
Well then,
**[09:06] ---**
let's proceed with the "Fill the Town
with Flowers" Master Plan!
**[09:09] ---**
Wonderful!
***SIGN*** Hypocrite
**[09:10] ---**
What?!
**[09:11] ---**
You were making fun of it
until a moment ago.
**[09:13] ---**
It's important to be flexible enough not
to close your ears to youngsters, sir!
**[09:18] ---**
Wishy-washy guy!
**[09:20] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[09:21] ---**
tell Sergeant Major Kululu
to create fast-growing seeds.
**[09:26] ---**
Aye aye, sir.
**[09:28] ---**
Corporal Giroro, locate Dororo
and tell him to help us with this plan.
**[09:33] ---**
Got it.
**[09:38] ---**
Let's go, Private Tamama!
**[09:40] ---**
Okay!
**[09:46] ---**
This is Summer.
Come in, Winter, over.
**[09:49] ---**
This is Winter.
**[09:51] ---**
Oh, boy! It's going to be busy!
**[09:52] ---**
I don't like spying on them like this...
**[09:55] ---**
Stop grumping and keep
a sharp eye on them, okay?
**[10:01] ---**
Acknowledged. Winter, over and out.
**[10:07] ---**
And so the day
for the master plan arrives.
***SIGN*** Perfect day for an invasion...
**[10:13] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:14] ---**
Huh?
**[10:17] ---**
Let's walk home.
**[10:19] ---**
O-Okay...
**[10:22] ---**
Hey, Natsumi-san!
Do you like shopping?
**[10:24] ---**
Huh?
**[10:25] ---**
I've lived all my life in the country.
**[10:28] ---**
That's why I've always fantasized
about going shopping in the city.
**[10:31] ---**
Really?
**[10:32] ---**
I've been thinking...
could you take me around with you?
**[10:36] ---**
Please!
**[10:37] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[10:38] ---**
Huh?
**[10:39] ---**
Those stupid frogs seem to be
planning on something,
**[10:42] ---**
so I have to stay vigilant.
**[10:44] ---**
My brother and I take turns
keeping them under surveillance.
**[10:46] ---**
Oh...
**[10:48] ---**
How about Dororo? Have you noticed
anything strange about him lately?
**[10:52] ---**
Hm... Not really.
**[10:54] ---**
Well, that's a relief.
**[10:56] ---**
I promise I'll take you
around shopping next time. Bye.
**[10:59] ---**
Okay!
**[11:10] ---**
Will the flower of friendship
bloom once again?
**[11:14] ---**
Find out in the touching
second half, right after this!
**[11:23] ---**
The Hinata household is
filled with a tense atmosphere.
**[11:27] ---**
This is Summer.
Come in, Winter. Winter!
**[11:33] ---**
That voice!
**[11:35] ---**
Sorry! They found me out!
**[11:37] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:38] ---**
You're gonna be our pawn!
**[11:42] ---**
Here, Lady Natsumi.
Please lend us a hand!
**[11:45] ---**
Huh? What the heck is this?
**[11:46] ---**
They're seeds for our
**[11:48] ---**
"Fill the Town with Flowers"
Master Plan, ma'am!
**[11:51] ---**
'Kay, I'm off now!
**[11:53] ---**
They said they will
commence the plan at midnight.
**[11:57] ---**
What the heck are you thinking?
**[11:58] ---**
Why would you want to help invaders?
**[12:01] ---**
But...!
**[12:13] ---**
You're running a bit late, Koyuki-dono.
**[12:16] ---**
I had to use a longer route.
**[12:19] ---**
Huh?
**[12:21] ---**
Looks like your friends
are trying to find you.
**[12:25] ---**
Why don't you just tell them
that you live here?
**[12:28] ---**
I was lying in the street half-dead
**[12:30] ---**
when you helped me
without any reservations.
**[12:33] ---**
I felt as though I had died once.
**[12:36] ---**
That is why I've turned my back
completely on my past.
**[12:39] ---**
I have decided to devote my life
to protecting your beautiful planet
**[12:44] ---**
and upholding the peace.
**[12:47] ---**
And for that purpose,
I am ready to forget my comrades.
**[12:53] ---**
Isn't it possible to uphold peace
without giving up your comrades?
**[13:03] ---**
Giroro-kun?
**[13:04] ---**
Meet us at the park on
Block 3 at midnight tonight.
**[13:11] ---**
What could this mean?
**[13:14] ---**
Everyone, come closer.
**[13:18] ---**
This is an auspicious day indeed for us:
**[13:21] ---**
the very first step taken by
the Keroro platoon toward its goal!
**[13:21] ---**
Isn't this amusing?
**[13:25] ---**
I didn't expect I'd be meeting up
with Fuyuki-kun so late at night!
**[13:28] ---**
On behalf of my platoon,
I would like to thank everyone...
**[13:31] ---**
Shut up so we can start!
**[13:32] ---**
Huh?
**[13:33] ---**
Excuse me...
**[13:35] ---**
Where's Fuyuki-kun?
**[13:36] ---**
Now that you mention it,
he and his sister aren't here yet.
**[13:40] ---**
Even Saburo-senpai is letting himself
be manipulated by those aliens.
**[13:44] ---**
I think you're taking it all
the wrong way.
**[13:46] ---**
Let's go and join them.
**[13:48] ---**
Don't do that!
**[13:49] ---**
So? Where's Dororo,
whose bright idea this was?
**[13:53] ---**
Isn't he coming?
**[13:55] ---**
What I want to know is
whether Fuyuki will be here or not!
**[13:59] ---**
Forgive us for being late!
**[14:00] ---**
Huh?
**[14:05] ---**
I would like to have
some of those seeds.
**[14:07] ---**
Dororo!
**[14:10] ---**
So you did come!
Your platoon leader is so happy, sir!
**[14:16] ---**
Well, it looks like
everyone's here now, so...
**[14:19] ---**
Or, like, not left behind?
**[14:22] ---**
We will now proceed to decorate
the whole town with flowers!
**[14:26] ---**
This will be a declaration of our victory.
**[14:30] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:31] ---**
Well then, let's split up
and plant these flower seeds.
**[14:35] ---**
Commence the operation!
**[14:37] ---**
Ah...
**[14:38] ---**
We've got to follow them!
**[14:40] ---**
Oh, come on, Sis...
**[14:46] ---**
We'll take care of the
high ground, okay?
**[15:04] ---**
Wow!
**[15:05] ---**
It is amazing!
**[15:18] ---**
Hm?
**[15:28] ---**
I feel great, devoting myself
to planting these seeds.
**[15:35] ---**
When the flowers bloom
tomorrow morning,
**[15:36] ---**
everyone will be surprised!
**[15:39] ---**
Then they'll be inspired
to work hard all day long!
**[15:44] ---**
I can hardly wait until tomorrow!
**[15:48] ---**
There's been so much bad news
on Pekopon lately.
**[15:52] ---**
This is a small gift from
the enlightened Keronians
**[15:54] ---**
to the primitive Pekoponians.
**[15:57] ---**
That's right.
**[16:00] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[16:02] ---**
I'd like to do my part, too!
**[16:07] ---**
You're late.
**[16:09] ---**
I'm sorry, Sergeant.
**[16:16] ---**
Since I was little, I haven't had
a chance to play with girls my age.
**[16:21] ---**
That's why, even now, I don't
really know how to make friends.
**[16:51] ---**
Finally, the long-awaited
morning has come.
**[16:54] ---**
The flowers will bloom real soon.
I'll start the countdown!
**[16:59] ---**
3... 2... 1!
**[17:12] ---**
We did it!
**[17:13] ---**
We did it, sir!
**[17:30] ---**
Not bad.
**[17:35] ---**
Mama, look!
There are flowers everywhere!
**[17:39] ---**
Why, yes! Don't they look beautiful?
**[17:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:43] ---**
Hey, look at this!
**[17:45] ---**
These were the ones I planted myself!
**[17:48] ---**
Huh?
**[17:51] ---**
The flowers are disappearing
one by one!
**[17:53] ---**
I don't believe it!
Or, like, major crisis?!
**[17:57] ---**
What's going on out there?
**[17:59] ---**
Let's go and find out, Sarge!
**[18:01] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[18:05] ---**
Huh? What happened?
**[18:08] ---**
How can this be?
**[18:09] ---**
They're gone! All the flowers are gone!
**[18:14] ---**
The flowers... are gone...
**[18:17] ---**
What went wrong, sir?
**[18:19] ---**
Let's get rid of these, too!
**[18:26] ---**
Huh?!
**[18:27] ---**
This is the last one.
**[18:29] ---**
Wait a minute, please!
**[18:30] ---**
Huh?
**[18:31] ---**
Are you throwing away those flowers?
**[18:33] ---**
That's right!
**[18:34] ---**
I wish I knew who did this
without permission!
**[18:38] ---**
We were called in
to work on our day off.
**[18:41] ---**
What?
**[18:42] ---**
But...
**[18:47] ---**
Wait a minute!
**[18:50] ---**
I don't see why you have to
throw them all away!
**[18:53] ---**
Would it have been so wrong
to leave some behind?
**[18:56] ---**
Sis!
**[18:58] ---**
Someone probably went
to a lot of trouble to plant them.
**[19:00] ---**
Won't you leave some of them for us?
**[19:04] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[19:05] ---**
I don't exactly make the decisions here.
**[19:08] ---**
Please wait.
**[19:12] ---**
Momoka-chan?
**[19:14] ---**
Go ahead, Paul.
**[19:15] ---**
Right.
**[19:16] ---**
The Nishizawa Group
has acquired ownership
**[19:19] ---**
of this truck and everything in it.
**[19:21] ---**
What?
**[19:30] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[19:31] ---**
We've decided to plant
**[19:32] ---**
all these flowers on
one of the company's islands.
**[19:36] ---**
Really?
**[19:37] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:39] ---**
I-It's really nothing...
**[19:41] ---**
Well, looks like their mission
has been partially accomplished.
**[19:44] ---**
It was an impractical proposal
I put forward.
**[19:47] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[19:48] ---**
Yeah! I had great fun!
**[19:52] ---**
Tamama-kun...
**[19:54] ---**
I didn't dislike this mission.
**[19:57] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[19:58] ---**
I'm completely thrilled
that we were able
**[20:01] ---**
to accomplish something together!
**[20:04] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[20:05] ---**
We're not just comrades,
we're also friends!
**[20:16] ---**
Good morning, Koyuki-chan!
**[20:19] ---**
Hm?
**[20:20] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[20:23] ---**
Do you have any plans after school?
**[20:25] ---**
Huh?
**[20:26] ---**
If you don't mind,
would you go shopping with me?
**[20:30] ---**
Really?
**[20:35] ---**
Hurray! I'm so happy!
**[20:38] ---**
I'm so glad for you as well,
Koyuki-dono.
**[20:41] ---**
Squeeze!
**[20:42] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan...
**[20:45] ---**
Huh?
**[20:47] ---**
They didn't get all of them,
after all. How nice!
**[20:51] ---**
Yes, indeed.
**[20:54] ---**
And so, with the many friendships
that bloomed that day,
**[20:57] ---**
the master plan
brought love and emotional...
**[21:01] ---**
Huh?!
**[21:07] ---**
I can't believe what I'm seeing!
**[21:08] ---**
Gigantic plants were discovered
on a small island in the Pacific Ocean!
**[21:14] ---**
Hey...
**[21:16] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** I think I'll have to reconsider. - Dororo
**[21:20] ---**
I think I'll have to reconsider.
**[21:22] ---**
Natsumi-san...!
**[21:24] ---**
Nooo! Somebody help me!
**[21:29] ---**
Oh, dear... So much for
the flower of friendship.
**[21:32] ---**
That stupid frog!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
Hi, this is Koyuki. Unlike
the village where I grew up,
**[23:09] ---**
the city at night is as
bright as day. What a shock!
**[23:13] ---**
But if it's so bright, how do
you sneak into another's house?
**[23:17] ---**
It must be a pain
to be an urban ninja.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
Something unthinkable
**[23:22] ---**
will happen to Lady Momoka
in the next episode!
**[23:24] ---**
"Momoka: The Dark Momoka
Descends, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Dark Momoka:
The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two thrilling episodes!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E15 - Momoka: The Dark Momoka Descends, Sir! / Dark Momoka: The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DPNJ/momoka-the-dark-momoka-descends-sir--dark-momoka-the-lie-behind-the-lie-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
From the deep corners of outer space
**[01:38] ---**
come aliens with the purpose of
ruling the entire human race.
**[01:43] ---**
Let's call them our would-be invaders.
**[01:46] ---**
These Pekoponians
continue to surprise me.
**[01:48] ---**
I would never have thought
they had something like this!
**[01:51] ---**
Now that I know, I can't stay still.
**[01:54] ---**
Giroro!
**[01:58] ---**
What's the matter now?
**[02:00] ---**
Corporal Giroro, the time has come at last.
**[02:03] ---**
We need to act now
to carry out our mission!
**[02:06] ---**
I can see from his aura that
he really means business now!
**[02:10] ---**
He looks big... bigger than usual!
**[02:13] ---**
Just your imagination.
**[02:14] ---**
Just look, Giroro! Look at this!
**[02:18] ---**
That's...!
**[02:23] ---**
Momoka: Dark Momoka Descends, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
Did Tama-chan go to
Fuyuki-kun's place again today?
**[02:40] ---**
No, I believe he's working out
in the training room today.
**[02:44] ---**
So that means he has no plans to go to
Fuyuki-kun's house today?
**[02:48] ---**
That is correct. He won't be going
to the Hinata residence today.
**[02:52] ---**
I see...
**[02:54] ---**
What the heck!
That means I have no excuse to see him!
**[03:03] ---**
Momoka-sama, are you hurt?
**[03:06] ---**
No. I'm all right.
**[03:12] ---**
I feel my relationship with
Fuyuki-kun is hardly moving forward.
**[03:18] ---**
It's got me worried.
**[03:19] ---**
I've gotta do something.
**[03:25] ---**
Hey, Tama-chan.
**[03:32] ---**
If only you hadn't come, I could've had
Mr. Sergeant's attention all to myself!
**[03:37] ---**
You! You little...!
**[03:39] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[03:45] ---**
You're dead meat.
**[03:46] ---**
Excuse me, Tama-chan...
**[03:48] ---**
Oh, Momocchi! Morn!
**[03:50] ---**
"Morn"?
**[03:51] ---**
Momocchi, look over there!
**[03:53] ---**
Wow... What is it?
**[03:54] ---**
It's my current favorite ride!
It's a lot of fun!
**[03:58] ---**
Can I try it, too?
**[03:59] ---**
Sure, of course!
**[04:02] ---**
I'm gonna start it now!
**[04:03] ---**
Okay!
**[04:05] ---**
T-Tama-chan... I-I think it's going
a bit too fast for a merry-go-round.
**[04:10] ---**
It's no merry-go-round! It's a
G-force endurance test machine!
***SIGN*** G-force endurance test machine
**[04:14] ---**
What? Stop it right now!
**[04:16] ---**
If you stop now,
it means you are a wimp.
**[04:19] ---**
Wimp... wimp...
**[04:23] ---**
If I don't do something about it...
**[04:25] ---**
Fuyuki-san...
**[04:26] ---**
...will I be a wimp forever?!
**[04:28] ---**
Faster!
**[04:29] ---**
I must become stronger!
**[04:31] ---**
Momocchi! That's more like you.
**[04:36] ---**
Stop! I can't take any more!
**[04:39] ---**
C'mon! Faster!
**[04:41] ---**
Take this!
**[04:42] ---**
No! Stop it right now!
**[04:44] ---**
Not over yet.
**[04:46] ---**
Master Tamama...
**[04:48] ---**
Are you sure this training is beneficial?
**[04:51] ---**
Of course!
**[04:52] ---**
This is exactly the training
that Momocchi needs!
**[04:56] ---**
Then I, Paul Moriyama,
shall do anything to help milady!
**[05:01] ---**
Stop!
**[05:02] ---**
Milady, you're doing great!
**[05:13] ---**
I feel a strange disturbance developing.
**[05:19] ---**
Go, go, go, go, go!
**[05:21] ---**
Faster, faster!
**[05:22] ---**
Please! I want it to stop!
**[05:24] ---**
Noooo!
***SIGN*** Dark - Light - Dark - Light - Dark - Light...
**[05:36] ---**
Emergency! Emergency!
**[05:39] ---**
There's an accident in the
basement of the main building!
**[05:41] ---**
Give the highest priority
to the safety of milady Momoka!
**[05:46] ---**
C'mon, move! Double time!
**[05:50] ---**
We've detected a high-energy
life form inside the room!
**[05:53] ---**
Is it the culprit?
**[05:54] ---**
How did they get through our security?
**[05:57] ---**
In any case, they won't escape in
one piece after attacking Momoka-sama!
**[06:00] ---**
They're moving in this direction!
**[06:01] ---**
What?!
**[06:02] ---**
The room temperature is rising sharply!
**[06:04] ---**
Get ready to attack!
**[06:07] ---**
They're trying to
break down the steel door?
**[06:28] ---**
Commander!
**[06:30] ---**
What the...?
***SIGN*** Dark Momoka arises
**[06:35] ---**
Dark Momoka arises!
**[06:43] ---**
Milady Momoka?
**[06:45] ---**
It looks like her, and yet...
**[06:47] ---**
Out of my way, or you'll be sorry.
**[06:49] ---**
Stop right there!
**[06:52] ---**
Who are you?
**[06:54] ---**
Can't you see for yourself?
**[06:55] ---**
I'm none other than
Nishizawa Momoka.
**[06:57] ---**
The lightning caused
milady to split into two?!
**[07:01] ---**
But that's...
**[07:03] ---**
Impossible!
**[07:03] ---**
I'm sick and tired of behaving like a wimp.
**[07:06] ---**
From now on, I'll do things my way.
**[07:09] ---**
You know where
I'm going now, don't you?
**[07:12] ---**
Huh?
**[07:49] ---**
That was our best performance ever.
**[07:53] ---**
That wasn't bad, future medalist.
**[07:55] ---**
I have no interest in silver or bronze.
**[07:58] ---**
Wait. Why the heck do I have
to perform these stupid routines?
**[08:02] ---**
To become gold medalists, what else?
**[08:04] ---**
It's not like we're entering any competition!
**[08:07] ---**
Pekoponians have this thing
called the Olympics.
**[08:09] ---**
Their best athletes gather in
the most intense competition ever
**[08:11] ---**
for honor and prestige!
**[08:14] ---**
Just thinking about it
makes my blood boil.
**[08:17] ---**
I'm surprised you don't
understand how it feels.
**[08:20] ---**
I guess you're not much of a
Keronian, after all.
**[08:23] ---**
This is nonsense. I quit.
**[08:31] ---**
What the...?
**[08:33] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[08:34] ---**
Hi there...
**[08:36] ---**
Look at you! What happened?
**[08:39] ---**
Well... when did Tamama get here?
**[08:44] ---**
Whoa!
**[08:48] ---**
Well, well, Miss Momoka...
**[08:50] ---**
That was a flashy entrance.
**[08:52] ---**
Stop goofing around, you idiots!
**[08:54] ---**
How could you call yourself invaders?
**[08:56] ---**
You should have conquered
the Earth by now!
***SIGN*** Gundam models >>>>>> Invasion
**[08:58] ---**
Ouch, that hurts.
**[09:01] ---**
I figured I could do that after I finish
**[09:03] ---**
all the Gundam models I have.
***SIGN*** Coward
**[09:05] ---**
Coward!
**[09:07] ---**
Because you are the leader, your team
can't make any progress on the invasion!
**[09:13] ---**
I'm so ashamed!
Everything you say is true, ma'am!
**[09:15] ---**
Listen carefully!
**[09:17] ---**
From now on, I'll lead the Earth invasion.
**[09:20] ---**
Huh?
**[09:21] ---**
What do you mean?
**[09:22] ---**
Momocchi...
**[09:24] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka has
now become two separate people.
**[09:27] ---**
What will happen next?
And what fate awaits Earth?
**[09:30] ---**
Will Keroro really be discharged?
**[09:32] ---**
No doubt there will be
troubled times ahead!
**[09:52] ---**
The nerve of that stupid frog!
**[09:54] ---**
Slacking off on his chores
when he's only a freeloader!
**[09:57] ---**
No supper for him tonight!
**[09:59] ---**
Don't be so mean.
Sarge is actually a hard worker.
**[10:03] ---**
Huh? What's that noise?
**[10:05] ---**
Jeez, what's going on?!
**[10:08] ---**
Shut u...
**[10:11] ---**
Sis, hurry up and close it!
**[10:14] ---**
What's going on?
**[10:16] ---**
What the heck?!
**[10:24] ---**
Wow! Those are combat helicopters!
**[10:26] ---**
What?! What?! What?!
**[10:27] ---**
Sorry for the intrusion, Master Fuyuki!
**[10:30] ---**
Ah! It's Nishizawa-san!
**[10:33] ---**
Excuse me! But did you happen
to see me here today?
**[10:36] ---**
What?
**[10:42] ---**
Dark Momoka:
The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!
**[10:47] ---**
This is Uncle's surveillance footage.
**[10:50] ---**
We might be able to find
what we're looking for.
**[10:54] ---**
Wait! Over there, near the pool!
**[10:58] ---**
There she is!
**[11:00] ---**
It's Nishizawa-san!
**[11:01] ---**
You're right! Wait, if that's her,
who's the one over here?
**[11:04] ---**
What's going on?
**[11:06] ---**
The truth is, milady Momoka
has split into two.
**[11:10] ---**
The one you're seeing on that monitor
is the other Momoka-sama.
**[11:17] ---**
Hey! She's acting
completely different today.
**[11:20] ---**
What happened to her?
**[11:21] ---**
The vicious side of Momocchi
split off and materialized.
**[11:26] ---**
You're not making any sense!
**[11:29] ---**
Her vicious side...
**[11:31] ---**
So how much progress have
you made so far in invading the Earth?
**[11:38] ---**
Answer me!
**[11:39] ---**
We've made no progress!
**[11:41] ---**
That's exactly what I thought.
**[11:44] ---**
You keep hoping things
will turn out right,
**[11:46] ---**
but you never actually do anything.
***SIGN*** Zing zing
Heartache
Twinge twinge
Zing zing
Self- reflection
**[11:48] ---**
I cannot argue with that, ma'am!
**[11:50] ---**
You're all gutless wimps!
**[11:53] ---**
You're no different from...
**[11:56] ---**
I can't believe that she
would really split like this.
**[11:58] ---**
Lightning energy
might've been the trigger,
**[12:03] ---**
but the exact cause is unknown.
**[12:05] ---**
I wonder what the other one
is doing with Uncle.
**[12:09] ---**
Do they want to
rule Pekopon together?
**[12:12] ---**
That's impossible.
***SIGN*** Conquer
Joint Operations
**[12:17] ---**
The invasion of Pekopon
is close at hand, ma'am!
**[12:20] ---**
But...
**[12:22] ---**
Reality was much harsher than that.
**[12:24] ---**
Now, decide.
**[12:26] ---**
Are you coming with me?
**[12:27] ---**
Or sticking with that stupid frog?
**[12:30] ---**
Make up your minds, you scumbags!
**[12:35] ---**
Giroro, you—
**[12:38] ---**
Look at his eyes. He's dead serious.
**[12:40] ---**
Is he taking her on?
**[12:48] ---**
I'm with you.
**[12:49] ---**
What?! You're betraying us?
**[12:52] ---**
Ever since I came to this house,
**[12:54] ---**
I've felt that a part of me
that matters a lot has been lost.
**[12:58] ---**
And I've come to accept
these lukewarm days of watching
**[13:03] ---**
our commanding officer do nothing
but build Gundam models.
**[13:07] ---**
Finally, my eyes have been opened.
**[13:09] ---**
I'm not betraying the team.
**[13:11] ---**
I'm just remembering
what our original goal was.
**[13:14] ---**
Do you really mean it?
**[13:19] ---**
Kululu! You, too?!
**[13:20] ---**
Causing accidents and
creating chaos is my business.
**[13:24] ---**
It's only natural for me
to side with her.
**[13:28] ---**
Giroro! Kululu!
What's the matter with you two?
**[13:31] ---**
We are the Keroro Platoon!
We're always comrades!
**[13:35] ---**
Tamama! You're not going,
are you?! Right? Right?
**[13:39] ---**
I know! I'll give you a
limited edition model of
**[13:43] ---**
Doan's custom Zaku
in *Gundam* episode 15!
**[13:46] ---**
So what do you say? Huh? Huh?
**[13:51] ---**
Tamama! Don't go!
**[13:54] ---**
Before you leave me, won't
you at least tell me what I'm lacking?
**[13:59] ---**
To put it in simple terms,
I think it's humanity.
***SIGN*** Humanity
**[14:05] ---**
Humanity?!
**[14:06] ---**
Well, he's not human.
**[14:08] ---**
How could I have been so blind?
**[14:10] ---**
I thought I got along well with them.
**[14:12] ---**
I never thought about humanity.
**[14:22] ---**
Suddenly, I feel so tired.
**[14:25] ---**
I just want to sleep for a while...
**[14:27] ---**
Spring will always follow winter.
**[14:30] ---**
Hibernation?
**[14:31] ---**
I'm sure someone will
wake me up in the spring.
**[14:35] ---**
So sleepy.
You must be, too, Patras(che).
**[14:39] ---**
Thank you, and goodbye,
Sergeant Keroro.
**[14:43] ---**
We'll never forget about you.
***SIGN*** Thank you for your support.
**[14:46] ---**
Thank you for your support.
**[14:50] ---**
Sergeant Keroro has entered
out-of-season hibernation.
***SIGN*** Due to Sergeant Keroro's hibernation, next week at this time...
**[14:53] ---**
Starting next week, Corporal Giroro...
**[14:54] ---**
I can't wait until the next episode!
**[14:57] ---**
Now I declare the formation
of the Momoka Platoon!
***SIGN*** Momoka Platoon
**[15:03] ---**
Wow! That's awesome!
**[15:05] ---**
It's the Pekopon annihilation missile,
codenamed the RX 7 plus 8!
**[15:09] ---**
It can raze everything to
the ground three times over.
**[15:12] ---**
Why haven't you tried
using this before?
**[15:14] ---**
Our ex-leader seemed to lack interest.
**[15:16] ---**
That was to be our ultimate weapon.
**[15:18] ---**
Launch it at once!
**[15:19] ---**
What?
**[15:20] ---**
So soon?
**[15:20] ---**
Don't you want to rule Earth?
**[15:22] ---**
Well... yes, but...
**[15:23] ---**
Momocchi, I think you
should calm down a little!
**[15:27] ---**
She's got a pretty nasty streak.
**[15:29] ---**
I knew you'd say that.
**[15:32] ---**
You're all just as gutless
as your ex-leader!
**[15:35] ---**
Don't compare us with Keroro!
**[15:37] ---**
If you really have guts...
**[15:39] ---**
...why don't you push this button?
**[15:42] ---**
Fine.
**[15:47] ---**
Go on.
**[15:48] ---**
I'll show you...
**[16:14] ---**
No, I can't do it!
**[16:18] ---**
I can't make myself do it!
**[16:26] ---**
I can do it.
**[16:28] ---**
Momocchi! Don't do it!
**[16:30] ---**
Please stop it!
**[16:32] ---**
I'm not a wimp.
I'll prove it right now!
**[16:43] ---**
Stop!
**[16:46] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:48] ---**
So you're finally here.
What took you so long?
**[16:55] ---**
You must've come prepared, I take it.
**[17:00] ---**
Say something.
**[17:03] ---**
You're no different from the others.
**[17:04] ---**
You just hope things will turn out right,
**[17:06] ---**
and you never act on your own!
**[17:12] ---**
If you don't have the guts
to say it, I'll do it for you!
**[17:15] ---**
And then I'll become the
one and only Nishizawa Momoka!
**[17:22] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:24] ---**
Why aren't you stopping me?
**[17:25] ---**
Are you gonna be a wimp all your life?
**[17:28] ---**
You can do all the things
that I could never do.
**[17:32] ---**
So maybe it's best that you
become the real Nishizawa Momoka.
**[17:36] ---**
Wha...
**[17:38] ---**
Don't be ridiculous...
There are things I can't do by myself.
**[17:44] ---**
There's no way I can say it.
**[17:49] ---**
It would be meaningless
unless the words come from you.
**[17:51] ---**
If you can do it on your own,
then it would be better if I disappear.
**[17:55] ---**
That should be obvious to you!
**[17:57] ---**
No. I should be the one to disappear.
**[17:59] ---**
I should!
**[18:00] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:02] ---**
For me, both of you
make up the real Nishizawa-san.
**[18:06] ---**
If one of you disappears,
**[18:07] ---**
you wouldn't be the same
Nishizawa-san we know.
**[18:17] ---**
Let's go back...
to the way we were before.
**[18:20] ---**
I'll come back
if you turn into a wimp again.
**[18:23] ---**
Okay.
**[18:24] ---**
I'm glad it's over!
**[18:25] ---**
It's not over!
**[18:27] ---**
How can we get them back
to the way they were before?
**[18:30] ---**
Oh... you're right!
**[18:31] ---**
You mean...
**[18:34] ---**
They split into two because their
minds and bodies became unbalanced.
**[18:38] ---**
Now that their minds are one,
all they need to do
**[18:40] ---**
is to move their bodies in synch,
and they'll be back as one.
**[18:43] ---**
I see...
**[18:44] ---**
But how will they be able
to synchronize their movements?
**[18:55] ---**
I know what to do.
Synchronized swimming!
**[18:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:59] ---**
I thought he was hibernating!
**[19:01] ---**
Synchro...?
**[19:02] ---**
I've been waiting for this moment.
**[19:04] ---**
Spring has finally arrived!
***SIGN*** Revived
**[19:07] ---**
Just leave everything to me.
**[19:10] ---**
Just watch and follow our lead, ma'am!
**[19:12] ---**
Okay.
**[19:19] ---**
Go!
**[19:33] ---**
The Sergeant and Giroro are fantastic!
**[19:34] ---**
They've been training real hard.
**[19:36] ---**
For what?
**[19:45] ---**
Always do your best.
**[19:47] ---**
I know... You are me...
**[19:50] ---**
And you're me.
**[19:52] ---**
Together, we are the
one true Nishizawa Momoka.
**[19:56] ---**
You're doing great, both of you!
**[19:58] ---**
They're moving in perfect harmony!
**[20:00] ---**
What a magnificent performance, milady.
**[20:02] ---**
This is all truly amazing!
**[20:05] ---**
We're starting to lose the audience.
**[20:07] ---**
Let's step up the pace!
**[20:08] ---**
Okay!
**[20:17] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:18] ---**
Oh! Yay! Yay!
**[20:34] ---**
They did it!
She's back to her old self again!
**[20:42] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:44] ---**
You did it!
**[20:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:47] ---**
I just want to... um...
**[20:48] ---**
C'mon! Show me some guts!
**[20:51] ---**
Um... the truth is,
what I really want to tell you is...
**[20:55] ---**
What the heck happened?
**[20:57] ---**
This can't be!
**[20:59] ---**
Why did we have to
become one as well, sir?!
**[20:59] ---**
Why did we have to
become one, as well?
***SIGN*** Combined!
**[21:03] ---**
Yikes!
**[21:03] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:04] ---**
Get us back to normal!
**[21:08] ---**
Wait for me!
**[21:09] ---**
Don't come any closer, Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:10] ---**
Help me, please!
**[21:12] ---**
What were you saying again?
**[21:13] ---**
It's nothing. Maybe some other time...
**[21:17] ---**
If you'll excuse me...
**[21:18] ---**
Sergeant!
**[21:20] ---**
I'll tell you some other time, for sure!
**[21:23] ---**
There followed quite a bit of drama
in separating Keroro and Giroro.
**[21:28] ---**
But we'll just leave that up
to your imagination.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Paul.
**[23:08] ---**
It's starting to feel a lot like summer.
**[23:11] ---**
But there are still many cold nights,
**[23:14] ---**
so don't catch a cold while
you're slee... slaa... asloo!
**[23:18] ---**
Oops, excuse me.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that.
**[23:22] ---**
Next time, something
outrageous happens to Lady Mois.
**[23:24] ---**
"Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two fun-packed episodes!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E16 - Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir! / Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WN7D/mois-dark-mois-descends-sir--mois-more-and-mois-mayhem-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** The other side
**[01:31] ---**
The other side...
**[01:33] ---**
In this world, there are
always two sides to things...
**[01:36] ---**
Hm?
**[01:38] ---**
Once again, this is a story
about the other side.
**[01:41] ---**
The dark side of a certain character.
**[01:44] ---**
Hey, stop it right there!
**[01:45] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[01:46] ---**
Who decided that the
other side is always dark?!
**[01:49] ---**
Eh? But you know...
**[01:50] ---**
Know what?
**[01:52] ---**
If ya got something to say, just say it!
**[02:01] ---**
Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!
**[02:06] ---**
Lady Mois? Have you finished cleaning?
**[02:09] ---**
I'm gonna microwave
some leftover French fries.
**[02:13] ---**
Wow, as I expected,
everything's bright and shiny.
**[02:17] ---**
Where are you, Lady Mois?
Doing the dishes?
**[02:20] ---**
Wow! The dishes are all done!
**[02:23] ---**
So is the laundry! She's amazing.
**[02:26] ---**
Lady Mois? Where are you?
**[02:29] ---**
I can't find her anywhere.
Maybe she went shopping.
**[02:33] ---**
I'll wait for her
so we can share my snack.
**[02:38] ---**
Hey there, girl!
**[02:40] ---**
You're cute!
**[02:42] ---**
You free?
**[02:45] ---**
C'mon! Let's have some fun...
**[02:52] ---**
Why the heck did you do that?
**[02:54] ---**
We just wanna have fun!
**[03:00] ---**
Guys around here are
all bark and no bite, huh?
**[03:05] ---**
Let's have more fun.
**[03:07] ---**
I... I'm sorry.
**[03:10] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[03:11] ---**
Please take this.
**[03:13] ---**
You're giving it to me?
**[03:15] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[03:17] ---**
Hm...
**[03:23] ---**
What the?
***SIGN*** Help!
**[03:27] ---**
Who are you? Show yourself!
**[03:30] ---**
Come out from where you're hiding!
**[03:32] ---**
Hmm... that maiden seems familiar...
**[03:40] ---**
Isn't that...?
**[03:44] ---**
Hi!
**[03:46] ---**
Not again.
**[03:47] ---**
Again?
**[03:51] ---**
That was close!
**[03:53] ---**
This place is full of scumbags, huh?
**[03:56] ---**
You wanna pay me in apologies, too?
**[03:58] ---**
What?
**[04:01] ---**
Well, sorry, but I've got nothing on me.
**[04:07] ---**
You're a sad case!
**[04:10] ---**
That girl...
**[04:12] ---**
I just bought some of
the latest Gundam models.
**[04:15] ---**
I bet this'll get the sergeant's heart!
**[04:18] ---**
Tama?
**[04:24] ---**
Isn't that...?
**[04:29] ---**
Y-You must not be from around here.
**[04:33] ---**
Yeah, I'll be here for a while
wreaking havoc in this town.
**[04:36] ---**
I saw it. I saw it!!
**[04:36] ---**
You're not gonna get away with this!
**[04:40] ---**
I saw that girl's true colors.
**[04:44] ---**
Yes?
**[04:45] ---**
Good afternoon!
**[04:47] ---**
What? It's S-Saburo-senpai...!
**[04:50] ---**
G-Good afternoon...
**[04:52] ---**
Is Mois-chan in?
**[04:54] ---**
Is Mois-dono present?
**[04:55] ---**
Is that woman here?
**[04:58] ---**
Huh? Wha...
**[05:00] ---**
Hm? What is it?
***SIGN*** That's ridiculous
**[05:03] ---**
W-What did you say?
Lady Mois has gone bad?
**[05:05] ---**
That's what these witnesses say.
**[05:07] ---**
I clearly saw her approach
those innocent thugs, and
**[05:10] ---**
Bam! Pow! Kick! Splat!
every one of them.
**[05:15] ---**
Out of the blue, she almost
kicked me right in the face.
**[05:17] ---**
When I saw her, she was about
to take a wallet from a young man.
**[05:22] ---**
Wallet? To get money?
Lady Mois?!
**[05:25] ---**
That can't be!
I'm sure you got this all wrong!
**[05:28] ---**
I find it all hard to believe, myself.
**[05:30] ---**
But I saw it with my own eyes!
**[05:32] ---**
Besides, Lady Mois was doing
my chores today. She did the cleaning.
**[05:36] ---**
Or, like, vacuum often?
**[05:38] ---**
The dishes...
**[05:39] ---**
Or, like, sparkling dishes?
**[05:41] ---**
The laundry...
**[05:42] ---**
Or, like, washer-dryer?
**[05:44] ---**
She carried out all those duties.
**[05:50] ---**
So you did nothing all day,
**[05:51] ---**
and you still expect to
get your allowance...?
**[05:54] ---**
Come on, it's just today.
Just happened that way.
**[05:58] ---**
I had heard about this evil
teenage girl but... I didn't think...
**[06:03] ---**
I'm certain it's that girl!
**[06:06] ---**
But it can't be...
**[06:08] ---**
She's probably attacking someone
right now. What a scary girl!
**[06:11] ---**
If you really wanna know,
why don't you all just watch this?
**[06:16] ---**
This DVD here captures
all of her private moments.
***SIGN*** Dear Father
From Angol Mois
**[06:24] ---**
Wanna see it?
**[06:26] ---**
You mean we can see
everything about her on that?
**[06:27] ---**
Her real character! The naked truth?
**[06:28] ---**
Tamama is really getting excited!
He's really fixated on this...
***SIGN*** I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.
**[06:32] ---**
Hey, cut that out!
**[06:34] ---**
What did you just say?
You gotta problem? Huh?
**[06:37] ---**
Sorry, I was just...
**[06:40] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Dear Father... Angol Mois
**[06:47] ---**
Hello, Father. I hope you are well.
**[06:50] ---**
I made a video diary for you.
**[06:54] ---**
What the heck is this, anyway?
**[06:58] ---**
She wanted to send
a video letter to her father,
**[07:01] ---**
and she asked me to film her.
***SIGN*** Angol Mois's Room
**[07:04] ---**
I live in the secret headquarters
in the basement,
**[07:08] ---**
working part-time monitoring
the secret affairs of Pekopon.
**[07:12] ---**
It's a very rewarding job!
**[07:14] ---**
During my spare time,
I help Uncle with his chores,
**[07:18] ---**
and I help him some more.
**[07:21] ---**
And then some more.
That's my everyday life.
**[07:23] ---**
Every day...?
**[07:26] ---**
Really? I didn't notice.
That's strange, isn't it?
**[07:29] ---**
But I don't see anything suspicious...
**[07:32] ---**
Not at all.
**[07:34] ---**
But in the afternoon,
my secret time begins.
**[07:43] ---**
I haven't told you or Uncle about it yet.
**[07:46] ---**
It's the time when I can truly be myself.
***SIGN*** This is it!
**[07:49] ---**
I was right! I knew it all along!
**[07:52] ---**
The timeframe matches.
**[07:53] ---**
So it's true, after all.
**[07:55] ---**
B-But we need
more than this to go on.
**[07:58] ---**
Umm, guys?
**[08:01] ---**
M-Mois-chan!
**[08:02] ---**
Well, uh, you know...
**[08:04] ---**
That's the video I recently made!
**[08:07] ---**
Nice to see you back, Lady Mois.
**[08:09] ---**
I was just wondering...
where were you, ma'am?
***SIGN*** She is hiding something
**[08:13] ---**
Well, that's...
**[08:15] ---**
She's acting totally suspicious.
**[08:18] ---**
I can't tell you that...
**[08:20] ---**
Or, like, secret actions?
**[08:22] ---**
We've got proof!
**[08:25] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[08:26] ---**
Let's go after her!
**[08:27] ---**
Roger!
**[08:31] ---**
Oh, no...
**[08:36] ---**
No way... could she be...?
**[08:39] ---**
That delinquent teenage girl
we've heard about?
**[08:42] ---**
Let's just give her
all the money we have.
**[08:44] ---**
Yeah, let's just apologize.
**[08:47] ---**
For what? I haven't said anything. Yet.
**[08:50] ---**
Where'd she go?
**[08:51] ---**
I think she went this way.
**[08:52] ---**
There! Isn't that her?
**[08:55] ---**
This is everything we've got!
**[08:59] ---**
L-Lady Mois has really
become a delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Juvenile Delinquent Mois
**[09:03] ---**
That pure Lady Mois
who would never hurt others...
**[09:09] ---**
She was so earnest in
trying to destroy Pekopon!
**[09:13] ---**
That's not exactly a good thing.
**[09:17] ---**
I trusted her...
**[09:19] ---**
Let's stop her!
**[09:21] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, Natsumi!
**[09:23] ---**
We're saved...
**[09:29] ---**
Karate?
**[09:33] ---**
She's fast! But her foot is defenseless!
**[09:56] ---**
You're me!
**[09:57] ---**
S-Stop talking nonsense!
This is too weird.
**[10:04] ---**
What just happened?
**[10:06] ---**
There are two Mois-chans?!
How can that possibly be?
**[10:09] ---**
Let's find out the truth behind
all this after the break!
**[10:22] ---**
Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
**[10:28] ---**
Who is this other Mois?
**[10:31] ---**
Mois herself reveals the
shocking truth! So take it away!
**[10:38] ---**
Thank you! Okay, here goes.
**[10:39] ---**
I arrived on Earth about 500 years
**[10:42] ---**
before my scheduled
Armageddon of 1999,
**[10:44] ---**
so I took a nap
to kill some time.
**[10:46] ---**
But I overslept just a bit,
and woke up in 2004.
**[10:54] ---**
So this is the planet
I'm supposed to destroy.
**[10:59] ---**
Daisuke! Yuki!
**[11:01] ---**
Asami...
**[11:03] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[11:04] ---**
I'm not letting you treat
my friends like that.
**[11:08] ---**
Get the hell outta here!
**[11:10] ---**
We have a spunky one here...
You're gonna regret this.
**[11:15] ---**
Don't go scampering off later
with your tail between your legs.
**[11:18] ---**
H-Hey!
**[11:21] ---**
You asked for it.
**[11:32] ---**
She's taking them on to protect
her friends... What a brave girl.
**[11:38] ---**
Mois... before you destroy the planet,
**[11:42] ---**
it would be wise to understand
the hearts of its inhabitants.
**[11:46] ---**
It'll be a nice memorial to those
who lived on the dying planet.
**[11:51] ---**
I know!
**[11:53] ---**
I'll model myself after the
image and spirit of that brave girl.
**[12:00] ---**
So what happened after that?
**[12:01] ---**
Well... I was looking for a place
to begin Armageddon,
**[12:06] ---**
but I was so hungry that I felt faint,
and before I knew it, I had fallen.
**[12:13] ---**
So she's a different person, after all.
**[12:16] ---**
Who knew such a thing could happen
while I was out on surveillance.
**[12:21] ---**
Aren't you feeling a bit crowded?
**[12:24] ---**
Don't worry about me.
**[12:24] ---**
But it's too tight.
**[12:26] ---**
Don't mind.
***SIGN*** Gero
**[12:28] ---**
I never doubted you, Lady Mois.
**[12:32] ---**
You liar!
**[12:34] ---**
So it was someone else...
**[12:36] ---**
But wait, didn't you say that
**[12:38] ---**
you modeled yourself
after the spirit of that girl?
**[12:43] ---**
Right.
**[12:44] ---**
Then how come you aren't violent?
**[12:48] ---**
Good point.
**[12:49] ---**
A beautiful flower
**[12:51] ---**
may, at times, have thorns
to protect its fragile self.
**[12:57] ---**
In that case, let's find out
what this flower is really thinking.
**[13:02] ---**
But for that, we'll need the
cooperation of Mois-chan herself.
**[13:06] ---**
I'll help in any way I can!
**[13:08] ---**
I'm sad to see the girl
I modeled myself after having problems.
**[13:13] ---**
Or, like, gung-ho spirit?
***SIGN*** Gung-Ho Spirit
**[13:18] ---**
I'm not gonna forget this!
**[13:24] ---**
Pathetic.
**[13:25] ---**
Hello.
**[13:29] ---**
W-Where did you come from
all of a sudden?
**[13:31] ---**
Tell me, miss, do you know
what a doppelgänger is?
**[13:35] ---**
Huh?
**[13:36] ---**
Doppelgänger... Your other self.
**[13:40] ---**
If you have seen yours...
**[13:43] ---**
If I have seen mine...?
**[13:44] ---**
Unless you mend your ways, you will...
**[13:49] ---**
...die!
**[13:54] ---**
Well, I've already met my
doppel-whatever you call it.
**[13:57] ---**
Oh!
**[13:58] ---**
And I don't really care if I die.
***SIGN*** Fortune Telling
**[14:04] ---**
Are those words... sincere?
**[14:10] ---**
What's this doppelgänger nonsense?
I bet it was just my imagination.
**[14:19] ---**
No way...
***SIGN*** Coffee Shop
**[14:29] ---**
Y-You gotta be kidding me!
**[14:32] ---**
Welcome! Would you like
some fries with that?
**[14:39] ---**
Are you okay?
**[14:40] ---**
Nooo!
**[14:45] ---**
We're running a campaign
to stamp out littering.
**[14:46] ---**
This shouldn't be happening!
**[14:48] ---**
Let's all work together
to keep our streets clean.
**[14:52] ---**
Checkmate!
**[14:54] ---**
My part was successful.
**[14:56] ---**
It's a success here, too.
**[15:01] ---**
You can call it a success here, too.
**[15:04] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu's
3D Graphic Projector is awesome, sir!
**[15:13] ---**
What's going on here?!
***SIGN*** Keep your town clean
**[15:21] ---**
Oh, man.
What just happened back there?
**[15:27] ---**
W-Who's there?
**[15:35] ---**
So we meet again!
**[15:39] ---**
I am you...
**[15:41] ---**
And you are me...
**[15:43] ---**
Th-That's not funny!
**[15:46] ---**
Do you know what a doppelgänger is?
**[15:49] ---**
It can't be!
**[15:53] ---**
Why do you do those things?
**[15:56] ---**
Shut up. It's none of your business.
**[15:59] ---**
It is my business.
Can't you see? I am you.
**[16:05] ---**
Great job, Mois-chan!
**[16:07] ---**
Pretty soon, that girl
will be spilling her guts out.
**[16:10] ---**
Right! Fuyuki-kun wrote the script,
and I'm directing. Hope it works.
**[16:16] ---**
Let's see how good you two are!
**[16:19] ---**
Don't forget the technical contributions
**[16:21] ---**
of your Sergeant Master Kululu.
**[16:23] ---**
Besides, Lady Mois's
performance is incredible.
**[16:26] ---**
She'd win Best Actress.
**[16:28] ---**
You really think so...?
**[16:30] ---**
Don't lie to me!
**[16:32] ---**
If you're really me,
then you would understand!
**[16:34] ---**
Oh, I... of course I understand!
**[16:37] ---**
Let's see...
**[16:38] ---**
You know you can't
let things go like this.
**[16:42] ---**
Shut up! I don't care
what happens to me anymore.
**[16:47] ---**
You really don't care what
happens to you?
**[16:50] ---**
I don't care!
**[16:52] ---**
You really don't care at all?
**[16:56] ---**
When things were going well...
everyone in school liked me.
***SIGN*** Asami Victory Good luck, Asami! Fight! Be Number One in the World.
**[17:11] ---**
But...
**[17:13] ---**
...I was branded as a bad girl
just because of one fight.
**[17:18] ---**
My friends... even my parents
became distant.
**[17:20] ---**
I worked very hard to make my
parents and everyone else happy.
**[17:25] ---**
I gave everything I had to
meet the expectations of everyone.
**[17:29] ---**
But... one fight changed everything,
**[17:32] ---**
including the feelings of my friends
and other students at school.
**[17:37] ---**
Everyone looked at me
as some kind of nuisance.
**[17:41] ---**
And the only reason I got into
that fight was to save my friends!
**[17:46] ---**
That was the only reason...
**[17:48] ---**
I don't care anymore...
**[17:51] ---**
I hope they all disappear.
**[17:57] ---**
You poor thing. I had no idea...
you were hurting inside so much.
**[18:04] ---**
Huh?
**[18:13] ---**
If that's what you really want...
**[18:15] ---**
W-Who the hell are you?!
**[18:19] ---**
Let's make everything on this planet
disappear, as you wished!
**[18:23] ---**
Or, like, wishes fulfilled?!
***SIGN*** Wishes Fulfilled
**[18:26] ---**
What?
**[18:27] ---**
No way!
**[18:27] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[18:28] ---**
Huh...?
**[18:29] ---**
Here goes! Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[18:34] ---**
Armageddon!
**[18:39] ---**
Give me a moment, and I'll
destroy the planet right away.
***SIGN*** What's going on?!
**[18:47] ---**
W-Wait!
***SIGN*** Script
**[18:49] ---**
That's not in my script!
**[18:50] ---**
That's Mois-chan's improv!
**[18:52] ---**
We'd better stop her!
**[18:53] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[18:55] ---**
What incredible destructive power!
**[18:56] ---**
Grrr! Quit the ad-libbing!
You overacting amateur!
**[19:03] ---**
Oh, no.
**[19:06] ---**
I'm almost done here! Ready, set...
**[19:20] ---**
Stop!
**[19:21] ---**
What?! But you...
**[19:24] ---**
Please stop!
**[19:26] ---**
I get it now... I see
what you're trying to say...
**[19:31] ---**
I thought I didn't care anymore,
**[19:34] ---**
but I can't stand the thought of never
seeing my friends or parents again.
**[19:40] ---**
I know it. I'm just a loser.
**[19:51] ---**
I won't run anymore.
**[19:54] ---**
Thanks for stopping me
before I committed a crime.
**[19:59] ---**
Thank you very much, my other self.
**[20:03] ---**
Sure!
**[20:11] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[20:12] ---**
Uncle!
**[20:13] ---**
Good job, ma'am!
**[20:15] ---**
I guess all's well that ends well.
**[20:18] ---**
Mois-chan's ad-lib really did the trick.
**[20:20] ---**
For a moment, I thought you were
really going to destroy Pekopon.
**[20:26] ---**
Huh? Of course that's
what I was going to do.
**[20:29] ---**
If that girl hadn't asked me to stop,
**[20:31] ---**
this planet would've
been reduced to dust by now.
**[20:34] ---**
Or, like, nearly doomsday?
**[20:36] ---**
Or, like, safety hazard!
***SIGN*** Safety Hazard
**[20:39] ---**
By the way, what do you do
during your secret time, Mois?
**[20:44] ---**
Yeah, why don't you tell us?
**[20:46] ---**
W-Well actually, it's...
**[20:48] ---**
I really wanna know, too.
**[20:51] ---**
Actually... I was researching
this planet's main fault lines...
**[20:55] ---**
Huh?
**[20:56] ---**
I have this odd fascination
about where to strike Pekopon
**[20:59] ---**
so that it'll make a perfect split!
**[21:06] ---**
Now I'm so embarrassed!
**[21:18] ---**
I... I'm home.
**[21:21] ---**
Asami-chan?
**[21:22] ---**
Whatever the case may be, thanks to
Mois-chan's convincing performance,
**[21:23] ---**
Look dear, Asami-chan's back!
**[21:26] ---**
a girl was able to
get her life back on track.
**[21:29] ---**
All's well that ends well!
Or, like, happy ending?
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Sergeant Keroro.
It's summertime.
**[23:10] ---**
When it's hot, you feel sluggish.
Even mentally, you're dragging.
**[23:13] ---**
Invading Pekopon is, like,
the last thing on your mind.
**[23:16] ---**
But when it's hot,
it can't be helped.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things.
**[23:20] ---**
Next time, we have a story
about a pool and a scary story.
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro vs. Natsumi:
The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two thrilling stories.
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E17 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Great Battle in the Water, Sir! / Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQM45D/keroro-vs-natsumi-the-great-battle-in-the-water-sir--fuyuki-welcome-to-horror-world-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
Keroro vs. Natsumi:
The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!
**[01:39] ---**
On one summer day at
Kissho Academy's Junior High campus,
**[01:42] ---**
the long-sealed gate of paradise
was about to be opened.
**[01:47] ---**
In other words...
**[01:52] ---**
...the first swimming class
of the year.
**[01:55] ---**
That's right! It's nothing less
than a glittering paradise!
**[02:00] ---**
In the midst of this summer oasis
pleasure everyone covets,
**[02:02] ---**
there's one person who's out of place.
***SIGN*** Here
**[02:05] ---**
It took eons for microbes in the sea
**[02:07] ---**
to evolve into advanced life forms on land.
**[02:10] ---**
Why do I have to retrogress that evolution?
**[02:13] ---**
That's right!
Mankind's next frontier isn't the pool!
**[02:18] ---**
It's space!
**[02:19] ---**
Before you go to space,
**[02:20] ---**
don't you have another place
you should go first?
**[02:21] ---**
Huh?
**[02:22] ---**
Oh... what are you doing here, Sis?
**[02:24] ---**
You twit. Your next class's already started.
**[02:28] ---**
What?
**[02:29] ---**
Hurray! It's over!
**[02:32] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[02:35] ---**
Help me! I can't swim!
**[02:36] ---**
Try standing up.
**[02:38] ---**
Huh?
**[02:39] ---**
Jeez, go change and
get back to your class.
**[02:43] ---**
You're embarrassing me.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Aerial Transport Dock
**[02:51] ---**
We're almost there.
**[02:54] ---**
I can hardly wait.
**[02:55] ---**
All right. Standby for the mission.
**[02:57] ---**
Roger, sir.
**[02:58] ---**
Yahoo! Whee... whee...
***SIGN*** Today's Mission: Enjoy Summertime.
**[03:05] ---**
Listen up. This is most important.
**[03:07] ---**
Our intel indicates that something fun
is in progress at the school today.
**[03:11] ---**
It's called... Pool Opening Day!
**[03:13] ---**
Huh? Pool Opening Day?
What the heck is that?
**[03:16] ---**
I think they'll open the pool.
**[03:18] ---**
That doesn't tell me anything, moron!
**[03:21] ---**
Moron, you say? Not so fast, Corporal.
**[03:24] ---**
We love water. That's fine.
**[03:26] ---**
But don't you wonder why Pekoponians
dare to get themselves wet in the pool?
**[03:31] ---**
I'm sure you'll be surprised
by our astonishing discoveries.
**[03:36] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, your turn.
**[03:38] ---**
Roger.
**[03:41] ---**
Huh?
**[03:42] ---**
Here, Lady Natsumi is wearing
the so-called school swimwear.
**[03:46] ---**
It's a special kind of armor, sir!
**[03:48] ---**
Although it may seem like it was
designed purely for maneuverability,
**[03:51] ---**
after further analysis,
we discovered an important fact.
**[03:56] ---**
Amazingly, by wearing this armor,
the Pekoponian actually gains
**[03:59] ---**
most of the superior physical
advantages we Keronians have.
**[04:04] ---**
So it's a form of idea theft?
**[04:05] ---**
That's right.
**[04:07] ---**
This allows the Pekoponian to enjoy being
in the water just as much as we do.
**[04:13] ---**
Are you serious?
**[04:14] ---**
Which brings us to our next mission!
**[04:16] ---**
We'll do an investigation
of this "school swimwear,"
**[04:20] ---**
which could be considered
an infringement on our copyright.
**[04:22] ---**
We will also investigate the occasions
**[04:24] ---**
where this armor is employed.
**[04:26] ---**
And then...
**[04:27] ---**
And then?
**[04:28] ---**
The remaining time will be for fun.
**[04:30] ---**
That's all you're after, right?
**[04:32] ---**
Eh? How did you know?
**[04:33] ---**
As long as there was a work objective,
**[04:36] ---**
I figured I wouldn't
feel so guilty about playing.
**[04:39] ---**
Good thinking, Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:42] ---**
Corporal?
**[04:43] ---**
Hey, Giroro.
**[04:46] ---**
A plan like this
might be good for a change.
**[04:49] ---**
Gear up, or we'll leave you behind.
**[04:53] ---**
Okay... is everyone ready?
**[04:56] ---**
Sure am!
**[04:57] ---**
We're directly above our destination.
**[04:59] ---**
Good. Let's proceed with the mission.
**[05:01] ---**
Open the gate.
**[05:02] ---**
Roger.
**[05:11] ---**
Ah... This feels great!
**[05:13] ---**
She moves so gracefully in the water.
**[05:16] ---**
In her previous life, she was
probably a frog, or maybe a fish.
**[05:21] ---**
Say... Don't you think Koyuki's
swimming style is a bit unorthodox?
**[05:25] ---**
Actually, she's using an ancient technique.
**[05:27] ---**
This one is known as the overarm stroke.
**[05:29] ---**
It's not the same as the crawl.
**[05:32] ---**
This one is the sidestroke.
**[05:34] ---**
And this one...
**[05:40] ---**
Ninja Art: Water Tornado!
**[05:42] ---**
Which has nothing to do
with ancient swimming styles.
**[05:46] ---**
Oops, I did it again...
**[05:47] ---**
Koyuki, that was cool.
**[05:50] ---**
Huh?
**[05:52] ---**
It's them!
**[05:55] ---**
Look at all of them...
All those lousy copycats...
**[05:59] ---**
That sure looks like fun.
**[06:02] ---**
What are they up to today?
**[06:04] ---**
What's the matter, Natsumi?
**[06:05] ---**
Huh?
**[06:06] ---**
Did you see an UFO or something?
**[06:08] ---**
Oh... no, no. I was just
seeing things, it seems.
**[06:12] ---**
I forgot... only Fuyuki and I
can see them.
**[06:17] ---**
I should act normal,
or they'll think I'm crazy.
**[06:20] ---**
Aha. That explains why Dororo's here.
**[06:27] ---**
This isn't the idea of
heavenly paradise I had in mind.
**[06:29] ---**
Right.
**[06:31] ---**
Before we get to heaven,
we've got to go through... hell.
**[06:34] ---**
Huh?
**[06:35] ---**
In order to reach the pool,
**[06:36] ---**
first we have to survive
some really terrifying challenges.
**[06:40] ---**
This is the first one.
**[06:42] ---**
To prevent the dirt and germs
from entering the pool,
**[06:45] ---**
we have to wash our feet
in this sterilization pool.
**[06:47] ---**
Well, let's get this over with.
**[06:49] ---**
Okay!
**[06:53] ---**
It's so cold...
**[06:54] ---**
Hang in there. We can't proceed
if you don't get through this.
**[07:00] ---**
Made it... Is everyone all right?
**[07:03] ---**
Barely...
**[07:05] ---**
Why do we have to suffer so?
**[07:07] ---**
Our battle has just begun.
**[07:09] ---**
Look! This is the greatest challenge of all.
**[07:11] ---**
I call it the
"Forcible Body Modification Tank."
***SIGN*** Forcible Body Modification Tank!! (tentative name)
**[07:15] ---**
It optimizes our body for
swimming in the public pool
**[07:18] ---**
by killing germs and
lowering body temperature.
**[07:21] ---**
It looks so cold...
**[07:24] ---**
It is cold.
**[07:25] ---**
We'll freeze to death
before we ever reach the pool.
**[07:29] ---**
Stop whining.
**[07:30] ---**
Only the qualified soldier
deserves to get to paradise.
**[07:33] ---**
But...
**[07:34] ---**
Fine. I'll go first.
**[07:36] ---**
I knew you would, Giroro.
**[07:38] ---**
The tank of hell...
**[07:39] ---**
But it won't bend my determination.
**[07:42] ---**
Gero gero.
**[07:45] ---**
Forgive me... my friend.
**[07:54] ---**
Ah... so warm...
The white wall feels so warm...
**[07:58] ---**
Look at what happened to Corporal Giroro.
**[08:01] ---**
Don't look back, Tamama.
**[08:03] ---**
We must not let his sacrifice
be in vain.
**[08:05] ---**
We must harden our hearts
and charge ahead!
**[08:08] ---**
Okay...
**[08:10] ---**
Phew, good thing I didn't do it.
**[08:12] ---**
You said it. I'm so glad I didn't
have to go through that, either.
**[08:15] ---**
One gets left behind...
**[08:18] ---**
Okay.
**[08:20] ---**
This time, we need to offer
this ritual dance to honor the pool.
**[08:24] ---**
I never knew it was so complicated.
**[08:26] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[08:29] ---**
Five, six, seven, eight...
**[08:29] ---**
What the heck are they doing here?
**[08:31] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[08:32] ---**
I just hope they don't cause any trouble.
**[08:34] ---**
Five, six, seven, eight...
**[08:35] ---**
Playtime is over. Let's
get your individual lap times.
**[08:40] ---**
Individual times!
**[08:42] ---**
Hinata Natsumi-san.
**[08:44] ---**
Go for it, Natsumi!
**[08:45] ---**
I look forward to you setting
a new record for your year.
**[08:48] ---**
I'll do my very best, sensei.
**[08:49] ---**
Natsumi-san is so cool!
**[08:51] ---**
Natsumi, good luck!
**[08:55] ---**
Okay, full speed ahead.
**[08:57] ---**
I challenge you.
**[08:59] ---**
Huh?
**[09:01] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[09:04] ---**
I've been waiting for this.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
**[09:08] ---**
Huh?
**[09:11] ---**
This time, I will win.
**[09:15] ---**
What?!
**[09:18] ---**
On your mark.
**[09:20] ---**
Show me what you've got.
**[09:21] ---**
Ready...
**[09:22] ---**
Bring it on!
**[09:27] ---**
Hey... two splashes. You saw it, right?
**[09:30] ---**
Yes...
**[09:34] ---**
He thinks he can beat me? What nerve!
**[09:37] ---**
Not a chance.
**[09:40] ---**
W-What the? He's really fast!
**[09:45] ---**
That stupid frog! I can't believe...
***SIGN*** Stupid Frog
**[09:50] ---**
Frog...?
***SIGN*** Fwahahahaha!
***SIGN*** I shall say it:
***SIGN*** I am a frog!
**[10:00] ---**
I don't want to lose to him.
Never. Never!
**[10:05] ---**
Natsumi is really moving out there.
**[10:07] ---**
She's really going for it.
**[10:09] ---**
C'mon, Mr. Sergeant! You can do it!
**[10:10] ---**
Yahoo.
**[10:15] ---**
I don't want to lose.
Not to him... not to him!
**[10:22] ---**
Yay!
**[10:25] ---**
I beat Lady Natsumi for the first time.
***SIGN*** "Representative for Keron Achieves History-Making First Victory!"
**[10:28] ---**
"Representative for Keron
Achieves History-Making First Victory!!"
**[10:36] ---**
Congratulations, Natsumi.
**[10:37] ---**
Huh?
**[10:38] ---**
You did it, Natsumi!
**[10:39] ---**
That was amazing, Hinata-san.
You set a new school-year record!
**[10:46] ---**
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
**[10:47] ---**
I hate to admit it,
but it's because of him.
**[10:51] ---**
Why don't you celebrate
with your friends, Dororo?
**[10:53] ---**
I am here only out of
concern for you, Koyuki-dono.
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
**[11:00] ---**
Keroro.
**[11:01] ---**
Gero?
**[11:01] ---**
You beat me fair and square this time.
**[11:03] ---**
But you won't be so lucky next time.
**[11:06] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[11:08] ---**
Despite the light years of distance
between the Earth and Keron,
**[11:10] ---**
sportsmanship has
brought them closer together
**[11:14] ---**
in this historic moment.
**[11:18] ---**
Don't you touch him.
**[11:19] ---**
What do you think you're doing?
**[11:21] ---**
It was so one-sided the way
the sergeant swam circles around you!
**[11:24] ---**
Yeah, yeah! Kiss my...
**[11:26] ---**
Well, so much for sportsmanship.
**[11:29] ---**
You puny Pekoponians...
**[11:31] ---**
Ouch.
**[11:34] ---**
Are you all right?
**[11:35] ---**
Eew. Something touched my leg.
***SIGN*** Undergoing Body Modification
**[11:40] ---**
Body modification in progress.
**[11:45] ---**
The white wall makes me feel warm...
**[11:49] ---**
All you kids out there,
if you don't want to end up like this,
**[11:51] ---**
don't run around the poolside.
**[11:54] ---**
It feels so warm...
**[11:56] ---**
I told you...
**[12:05] ---**
This may seem like a scary way to
start, but don't be frightened.
**[12:10] ---**
We'll be talking about a ghost story,
**[12:11] ---**
but there's nothing to be scared about.
**[12:13] ---**
So all you kids out there,
don't you worry about a thing...
**[12:14] ---**
How about this?!
**[12:21] ---**
This is too much!
**[12:23] ---**
Shut up!
**[12:24] ---**
Grr! This heat is irritating enough
without you two making a racket!
**[12:28] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[12:29] ---**
How can anyone watch these
ghost stories without laughing?
**[12:31] ---**
Not... not enough plates, she says!
***SIGN*** Summer
**[12:35] ---**
She goes, "One plate, two plates..."
**[12:38] ---**
So stupid.
**[12:39] ---**
This is nothing compared
to the sergeant's ghost stories.
**[12:42] ---**
Of course not!
**[12:43] ---**
You two...
**[12:45] ---**
I wonder if you'd still be laughing
**[12:46] ---**
if you heard Fuyuki's ghost stories.
**[12:48] ---**
Gero?
**[12:48] ---**
Tama?
***SIGN*** Summer
**[12:49] ---**
You want a challenge?
**[12:51] ---**
Sounds interesting.
I accept the challenge, sir!
**[12:55] ---**
Mr. Sergeant means it!
**[13:01] ---**
Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!
**[13:06] ---**
We now begin the
Ghost Story Contest
**[13:10] ---**
between the Keronians
and the Pekoponians, sir.
***SIGN*** First player: Natsumi
***SIGN*** Pekoponian Team
**[13:12] ---**
The rules are simple.
***SIGN*** Second player: Momoka
**[13:14] ---**
Each member of both teams
will tell their best ghost story.
***SIGN*** Anchor: Fuyuki
***SIGN*** Anchor: Keroro
***SIGN*** Alien Team
***SIGN*** First player: Mois
***SIGN*** Second player: Tamama
**[13:17] ---**
We shall compare whose story is the best.
**[13:20] ---**
No! Stop this!
**[13:21] ---**
We will use Kululu's special
Fear Level Counter
**[13:23] ---**
I don't want to take part
in any of this!
**[13:24] ---**
to measure how scary each story is.
**[13:26] ---**
Hmph. I'm going to thrust all four of you
into the very depths of fear.
**[13:32] ---**
Huh? Four?
**[13:34] ---**
One, two, three... f-four?
**[13:41] ---**
It is just me.
**[13:42] ---**
Huh?
**[13:43] ---**
Stop scaring us like that!
**[13:44] ---**
My, my, we've barely begun.
At this rate, the four of you...
**[13:49] ---**
Huh? Four?
**[13:53] ---**
You seemed to be having fun,
so I decided to join.
**[13:57] ---**
Whew...
**[13:58] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
***SIGN*** First Match
**[14:04] ---**
First match. First up, Hinata Natsumi.
***SIGN*** First Up, Hinata Natsumi
**[14:10] ---**
This is a story that's
going around our school.
**[14:13] ---**
Late after school,
when nobody should be in,
**[14:16] ---**
there's someone sitting all alone.
**[14:19] ---**
And when you look closely,
**[14:22] ---**
his lower half is missing!
**[14:24] ---**
And they say when you see it,
it runs right at you.
**[14:27] ---**
It goes, "Teketeke! Teketeke!"
**[14:28] ---**
That's why they call it
the "Teketeke Ghost"!
**[14:30] ---**
And it runs so fast! It's just too scary!
Don't you think so? Huh?
**[14:33] ---**
Huh? Ah...
**[14:34] ---**
Ah! She's one of those emotional types who
let their feelings hinder storytelling!
**[14:38] ---**
Okay. Let's see what the judge says.
***SIGN*** Not at all
***SIGN*** Help me
Super Scary
***SIGN*** Little Bit
Scary
**[14:40] ---**
What? But why?
I thought that was really scary...
**[14:44] ---**
Forgive me, Natsumi...
It wasn't that scary...
***SIGN*** Going Second, Angol Mois
**[14:50] ---**
Going second, Angol Mois.
**[14:53] ---**
It was a snowy 14th of Shiwasu,
in the 15th year of the Genroku era.
***SIGN*** Mois-dono
***SIGN*** Kira's
Mansion
**[14:58] ---**
To avenge their lord,
**[15:00] ---**
forty-seven ronin converged
in the town of Honjo Matsuzaka.
**[15:04] ---**
Lady Mois, stop!
**[15:06] ---**
Huh?
**[15:08] ---**
Lady Mois, that is *koudan*
(traditional Japanese storytelling).
**[15:11] ---**
This is *kaidan* (ghost stories).
**[15:13] ---**
Huh? There's a difference?
**[15:15] ---**
Well, of course there is...
***SIGN*** Aliens vs. Pekoponians
**[15:17] ---**
Angol Mois is disqualified.
**[15:18] ---**
As a result, the Pekopon team
wins the first match by default.
***SIGN*** Second Match
**[15:25] ---**
Second match.
First up, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
***SIGN*** Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[15:30] ---**
I don't really know a lot of scary stories,
**[15:33] ---**
so I will just share my own experiences.
**[15:37] ---**
You all know me as the cute and lovable
mascot of the Keroro Platoon, but...
**[15:43] ---**
...every now and then,
**[15:44] ---**
there's another side of me which surfaces...
**[15:48] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** We know.
***SIGN*** We know.
***SIGN*** We know.
**[15:49] ---**
Don't you find that frightening?
**[15:52] ---**
As for me...
**[15:54] ---**
After that best-forgotten incident,
**[15:56] ---**
it should be a closed chapter by now.
**[16:03] ---**
But I still feel that
I haven't really gotten rid of
**[16:06] ---**
the other Momoka completely...
**[16:07] ---**
Hmph. I wouldn't call that scary,
but maybe a nuisance.
**[16:12] ---**
What did you say?!
**[16:15] ---**
I guess both of them
should be disqualified...
***SIGN*** Second Round Start over
**[16:23] ---**
Second match, once again.
***SIGN*** First Up, Lance Corporal Dororo
**[16:24] ---**
First up, Lance Corporal Dororo.
**[16:28] ---**
This happened while I was
still a young lad.
**[16:31] ---**
Can I borrow this?
**[16:32] ---**
Well, I don't mind, but my father told me
**[16:36] ---**
we should never lend anything
expensive to each other, so...
**[16:39] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:41] ---**
Is that so?
**[16:43] ---**
Afterwards...
**[16:46] ---**
Press 1 if you want to know
the weather today in Tokyo.
**[16:48] ---**
For some unknown reason, our phone
was discovered to be mysteriously
**[16:52] ---**
Press 2 if you want to know the weather today in Osaka.
**[16:52] ---**
hooked up to a long-distance
weather forecast number on Pekopon.
**[16:57] ---**
In the following days, we received
a horrifically huge phone bill.
**[17:02] ---**
How could that have happened...?
**[17:03] ---**
Okay! Let's hear the next one!
***SIGN*** Going Second, Azumaya Koyuki
**[17:07] ---**
Going second, Azumaya Koyuki.
**[17:12] ---**
Once upon a time, there
lived a man who was very kind.
**[17:18] ---**
Oho... folktale style.
**[17:21] ---**
But Minokichi found out
that his wife was the Snow Queen.
**[17:25] ---**
He realized their happy days together
had come to an end.
**[17:29] ---**
Ninja Art: Snow Storm.
**[17:33] ---**
W-What an awesome special effect!
**[17:37] ---**
After handing over their
beloved children to Minokichi,
**[17:42] ---**
the Snow Queen vanished
and was never seen again...
**[17:45] ---**
Wow!
**[17:46] ---**
Bravo!
**[17:47] ---**
I was so moved!
**[17:48] ---**
Okay. So what's the verdict?
***SIGN*** Not at all
***SIGN*** Help me
Super Scary
***SIGN*** Little Bit
Scary
**[17:50] ---**
Huh? How can that be?
**[17:52] ---**
That was a great story. Thank you.
**[17:54] ---**
But even so, in all fairness,
Lady Koyuki deserves to win this match.
**[17:58] ---**
I agree. All I did was air my complaints.
**[18:01] ---**
So that means...
***SIGN*** Aliens Vs. Pekoponians
**[18:04] ---**
There's no need for the final match,
**[18:06] ---**
since the victory of the
Pekoponian team has been sealed.
**[18:09] ---**
All right!
**[18:11] ---**
What?!
**[18:12] ---**
Oh, c'mon. This isn't right...
***SIGN*** Hinata Family
**[18:13] ---**
Why don't we continue with
an individual contest from here on?
**[18:18] ---**
C'mon, guys! Wait!
Give me a chance!
**[18:23] ---**
Please listen to my story....
**[18:25] ---**
Okay, okay, already.
***SIGN*** Final Match
**[18:32] ---**
Might as well have a final match.
First up, Sergeant Keroro.
***SIGN*** First Up, Sergeant Keroro
**[18:38] ---**
Once upon a time,
in a small, faraway village,
**[18:43] ---**
there lived a young boy who
loved to eat sweet dumplings.
***SIGN*** Ikinari Dumplings
**[18:49] ---**
One day, as he was eating his favorite food
of Ikinari dumplings, he got to thinking...
**[18:53] ---**
Wow. These are so delicious.
**[18:56] ---**
There must be a way to make it
so I never run out.
**[18:59] ---**
So the young boy asked one of his
friends, who was an inventor.
**[19:03] ---**
His friend was glad to help...
***SIGN*** Tsk
**[19:05] ---**
Tsk.
**[19:07] ---**
And so he came up with the
"Double or nothing" Gun!
**[19:11] ---**
Anything that you hit with its laser light
**[19:16] ---**
will multiply itself after a set
interval of time, over and over.
**[19:20] ---**
All right! I can eat as much as I want!
**[19:24] ---**
Little did he know
that no matter how much he ate,
**[19:27] ---**
he could never finish all the dumplings.
**[19:31] ---**
I'm too full...
**[19:32] ---**
The dumplings continued
to multiply at an alarming rate,
**[19:36] ---**
eventually destroyed his house.
**[19:40] ---**
So the young boy asked
his friend for another favor.
**[19:43] ---**
In the nick of time, the dumplings were
sent out to space to avoid a catastrophe.
**[19:50] ---**
But those Ikinari dumplings
**[19:52] ---**
are even now somewhere out there
in space, multiplying over and over.
**[19:56] ---**
Who knows? One of these days,
**[19:57] ---**
we might find out that they're
about to fall over Pekopon!
**[20:00] ---**
That is kinda scary...
**[20:02] ---**
I think I lost my appetite for dumplings...
**[20:04] ---**
Yes. I won...
**[20:06] ---**
Don't worry. We'll be fine.
**[20:09] ---**
I made a few calculations.
**[20:10] ---**
Based on the rate of
expansion of the universe,
**[20:12] ---**
the mass of those dumplings
is negligible.
**[20:14] ---**
Dumping them all in space
was a good idea.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[20:18] ---**
Fuyuki. It's your turn now.
**[20:20] ---**
Okay. Well, then...
Last but not least...
***SIGN*** Going Second, Hinata Fuyuki
**[20:25] ---**
Going second, Hinata Fuyuki.
**[20:31] ---**
Now listen, everyone.
**[20:33] ---**
The story that I'm about
to share with you now is...
**[20:35] ---**
...a true story.
**[20:39] ---**
I'm not gonna let myself
get drawn into his story!
**[20:42] ---**
Have you ever felt
**[20:44] ---**
some strange presence behind you
when you're alone late at night?
**[20:47] ---**
Yes, I have!
**[20:49] ---**
There's this infamous railway crossing.
**[20:51] ---**
When you try to cross it at night...
you feel someone behind you.
**[20:54] ---**
One day, a girl
had to cross at midnight,
**[20:57] ---**
When telling ghost stories,
**[20:57] ---**
and just like the stories she'd heard,
she suddenly felt someone right behind her.
**[20:59] ---**
what's important
isn't really the story itself,
**[21:01] ---**
but drawing everyone into the story.
**[21:01] ---**
And when she turned around to look...
**[21:05] ---**
How was it?
**[21:06] ---**
I-It was so scary!
**[21:10] ---**
Hey, where's the corporal?
***SIGN*** Not at all
***SIGN*** Help me
Super Scary
***SIGN*** Little Bit
Scary
**[21:11] ---**
Oh no... It seems you
went over his fear threshold.
**[21:15] ---**
Okay, raise your hand if you thought
Fuyuki's story was the scariest!
**[21:19] ---**
Yes!
**[21:21] ---**
Huh?
**[21:23] ---**
It was so scary...
**[21:27] ---**
W-What is it?
**[21:28] ---**
Ghosts and spirits seem to be
attracted to occasions like these.
**[21:32] ---**
A word of caution to everyone...
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:06] ---**
This is the Ghost Girl.
That's not my real name, though...
**[23:11] ---**
I've been in the show
since the first episode.
**[23:14] ---**
So don't tell me no one's
thought of my name...
**[23:18] ---**
Could that be?
**[23:18] ---**
Never mind that.
In our next episode, we go
**[23:20] ---**
off to the sea to treasure hunt!
**[23:21] ---**
Huh...?
**[23:21] ---**
We'll ride out the hot summer
with some cool gags!
**[23:24] ---**
"Natsumi: Hilarity!
Adult Beachside Story, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
One hot episode for you.
**[23:30] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E18 - Natsumi: Hilarity! Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JDWP/natsumi-hilarity-adult-beachside-story-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
Summer.
***SIGN*** Summer
**[01:36] ---**
The oceanson when a
young girl grows into a woman.
**[01:41] ---**
The beach! I want to
go to the beach, sir!
**[01:44] ---**
If we don't go now,
there'll be no other chances.
**[01:46] ---**
The goal is the ocean.
***SIGN*** Ocean
**[01:47] ---**
Let's go to the ocean.
***SIGN*** Ocean
***SIGN*** Ocean ocean ocean ocean...
**[01:49] ---**
The ocean. Ocean, ocean, ocean...
**[01:52] ---**
I didn't know you loved
the ocean so much.
**[01:55] ---**
That's not a bad idea.
I wanna go myself.
**[01:58] ---**
Yeah, Sis! You know how it is!
**[02:00] ---**
You are the Venus of the Summer.
**[02:03] ---**
It's unusual to see you two
agreeing on anything.
**[02:05] ---**
What better way to
enjoy our summer vacation?
**[02:08] ---**
Besides, there's nothing else to do.
**[02:09] ---**
Right?
***SIGN*** Ocean
**[02:10] ---**
Seaside paradise!
**[02:12] ---**
Then it's decided.
**[02:14] ---**
Out of the question.
**[02:16] ---**
W-We can't?
***SIGN*** NO
**[02:18] ---**
I can't let you kids go to the beach
alone with an alien.
**[02:22] ---**
I'm working tomorrow.
Any other day would be okay.
**[02:27] ---**
No... That just won't do...
**[02:30] ---**
It has to be tomorrow... at that place.
**[02:34] ---**
All my plans will be ruined...
**[02:39] ---**
You seem to be in trouble, boss.
**[02:42] ---**
In hopeless despair, to be exact.
**[02:46] ---**
When did you build an elevator?
**[02:48] ---**
I know how to solve your problem.
**[02:51] ---**
All you need to do is use
this new and improved
**[02:53] ---**
"Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun!
**[03:02] ---**
And as a result...
**[03:04] ---**
Beach time!
***SIGN*** Hicksville
***SIGN*** Seething
**[03:15] ---**
Natsumi: Hilarity!
Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Hicksville Beach Park Hicksville Beach Park 200m
**[03:25] ---**
Wow...
**[03:27] ---**
This feels great.
**[03:28] ---**
Or, like, seaside visit?
***SIGN*** Hick Bus Hicksville Beach Bus Stop Bus Schedule
**[03:30] ---**
Hicksville Beach...
Sergeant, I didn't think you'd know
**[03:33] ---**
about a small beach like this one
way out in the countryside.
**[03:38] ---**
I don't have any deceitful motives.
**[03:41] ---**
It would be for your own good
if you stopped being so inquisitive.
**[03:45] ---**
For an obscure place, it sure is crowded.
***SIGN*** Goldfish
**[03:48] ---**
Are your anti-barriers working?
**[03:51] ---**
No need to worry, sir.
**[03:52] ---**
We've already made sure
they're working perfectly.
**[03:55] ---**
There's absolutely no way
the Pekoponians here,
**[03:56] ---**
except for you and your sister,
would be able to...
**[04:03] ---**
...s-see us, sir.
**[04:04] ---**
I... I guess you're right.
***SIGN*** Calpis
**[04:07] ---**
C'mon, Sis, let's go.
**[04:09] ---**
Why don't you pipe down?
**[04:11] ---**
Stop rushing me.
Mom's clothes are too tight,
**[04:14] ---**
and it's hard to move around.
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[04:16] ---**
Natsumi-san, you look so grown up.
**[04:18] ---**
Well, of course.
I'm all grown up now, brown cow.
**[04:22] ---**
An old fogy's joke...
**[04:24] ---**
W-What the heck
did I just do, kangaroo?
**[04:28] ---**
M-My mouth is doing it by itself!
**[04:29] ---**
Grin...
**[04:33] ---**
Just stop.
**[04:34] ---**
How can I? I would if I could,
knock on wood!
**[04:39] ---**
When Lady Natsumi became older,
**[04:41] ---**
even her jokes became old, sir.
**[04:43] ---**
I didn't make any jokes before,
close the door!
**[04:47] ---**
This is all due to this contraption.
***SIGN*** Yesterday at the Hinata Household
**[04:49] ---**
It happened the day before.
**[04:56] ---**
Th-Th-This is...
**[04:59] ---**
...bananas!
**[05:01] ---**
Oh...
**[05:03] ---**
This... might... actually... work...
**[05:09] ---**
I give you my permission.
**[05:11] ---**
You've got a Lady Mom-approved
appearance.
**[05:14] ---**
That's not the point.
**[05:15] ---**
Why do I have to talk
like this, praying mantis?
**[05:17] ---**
Well, I guess that's all part
of growing up.
**[05:20] ---**
I can't believe this is happening,
wedding ring!
**[05:26] ---**
Grin...
**[05:28] ---**
Oh no... I want all
this to stop, mountaintop.
**[05:31] ---**
She's really getting the hang of it.
**[05:33] ---**
I'm actually impressed
at her speed, sir.
**[05:35] ---**
She has developed so quickly!
**[05:38] ---**
Why don't you just watch our bags
so you don't have to talk in public?
**[05:43] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[05:43] ---**
We'll be back soon.
**[05:45] ---**
Seaside paradise!
**[05:57] ---**
Giroro... Would you be kind enough
to help me carry all of these, bees knees?
***SIGN*** Old fogy's gag
**[06:06] ---**
That's not the Natsumi I know!
**[06:08] ---**
She never says corny jokes like that!
**[06:15] ---**
What happened to my
dream vacation, plantation?
***SIGN*** We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
**[06:24] ---**
They went to Hicksville Beach?
**[06:27] ---**
Want to go, too?
**[06:29] ---**
There is no rest for those
guarding the peace of planet Pekopon.
**[06:33] ---**
It's not a vacation.
**[06:34] ---**
Summer beaches are full of danger,
**[06:37] ---**
according to an article
I recently read in a magazine.
**[06:42] ---**
Then let us depart!
**[06:50] ---**
I won't let this ruin everything.
I'm gonna get a suntan, plantain.
**[06:54] ---**
We're coming to you live today
from Hicksville Beach.
**[06:58] ---**
It can't be!
**[06:58] ---**
We have a very special program
for you, so stay tuned.
**[06:59] ---**
That's actually DJ Mutsumi, brew me!
**[07:03] ---**
Now, why don't we start
the program as always, with a poem.
**[07:07] ---**
"Lost and found in the summer...
The sun setting at the beach..."
**[07:10] ---**
Well, hello there.
You're such a sexy lady.
**[07:14] ---**
Are you from Tokyo?
Just broke up with your boyfriend?
**[07:17] ---**
Why don't you say something?
**[07:19] ---**
She has a good reason not to speak.
**[07:24] ---**
Because of you jerks, I didn't get to hear
what Mutsumi was saying, spraying!
**[07:29] ---**
Whaddya think you're doing?!
**[07:31] ---**
Oh, no! Low blow!
**[07:46] ---**
If you value your life, get lost.
You Pekoponian pervert.
**[07:56] ---**
Thanks a lot, Gordian knot.
***SIGN*** Old fogy's gag
**[08:00] ---**
That's not the Natsumi I know!
**[08:02] ---**
She never says corny jokes like that!
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[08:07] ---**
Okay, okay...
**[08:09] ---**
It's time to get down to business.
**[08:11] ---**
Huh?
**[08:12] ---**
C'mon. Just follow my lead, okay?
**[08:15] ---**
Huh?
**[08:16] ---**
W-Where the heck are
you taking me, king bee?
***SIGN*** Hicksville Village Beach Park Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Reception
**[08:21] ---**
He was taking her to
a Comedy Duo Bikini Contest.
**[08:25] ---**
Huh?
**[08:26] ---**
Uncle!
**[08:28] ---**
Over here!
**[08:30] ---**
Hurry up!
**[08:31] ---**
Huh?
**[08:33] ---**
Yeh'll team up with Lady Mois
and perform a routine together.
**[08:39] ---**
'Course, yeh're aimin'
fer the top prize.
**[08:42] ---**
An' if you win,
y'can get that fer me!
***SIGN*** Dangale
***SIGN*** Prize
**[08:47] ---**
A-Assembly kits, cherry pits?
**[08:50] ---**
Not just any assembly kits.
Look closer.
***SIGN*** Iruma Mobile Machine Mecha Dangale No. 13 1/245 Scale Iruma Model Company
**[08:53] ---**
Dangale?
**[08:54] ---**
Right. Back when Gundam models
were flying off the shelves...
***SIGN*** Dangale
**[09:01] ---**
I've got Gundam plastic models.
**[09:03] ---**
These seem kinda different...
***SIGN*** Dangale
**[09:04] ---**
Among many knockoffs, there
was one that stood out from the rest.
**[09:10] ---**
That was...
**[09:12] ---**
The Super Mobile Force, Dangale!
***SIGN*** Super Mobile Force Dangale
**[09:16] ---**
As you would expect
from any knockoffs,
***SIGN*** Wholesaler Plastic Modeling Kits Super Mobile Force Dangale Iruma Model Company
**[09:19] ---**
the manufacturer suffered
a huge dead inventory,
**[09:21] ---**
and ended up disposing of all of it.
***SIGN*** Disposed
**[09:24] ---**
But now the rarity has made it
popular among hardcore collectors.
**[09:30] ---**
Here at Hicksville Beach,
that legendary Dangale...
**[09:35] ---**
I have no interest in helping you
fulfill your stupid dream, ice cream.
**[09:39] ---**
Oh, Lady Natsumi,
there's really no need to worry.
**[09:43] ---**
It's embarrassing enough
looking like a grown-up,
**[09:45] ---**
but now I'm being made to say
all these corny, old-fogy rhymes, too?
***SIGN*** West East
***SIGN*** West West West West...
**[09:48] ---**
Do you really think I'm actually
**[09:49] ---**
gonna put myself on show
to help ya get what ya want?
**[09:53] ---**
Why Kansai dialect...?
**[09:56] ---**
That's why I told you not to worry.
**[09:59] ---**
It's Kululu's latest invention.
The dialect controller, "East-West."
***SIGN*** Dialect Controller
***SIGN*** East - West
***SIGN*** West West West West...
**[10:04] ---**
As long as I use this,
**[10:05] ---**
you'll talk like a native of Western Japan.
**[10:08] ---**
This will no doubt make you
a champion comedian!
**[10:11] ---**
Knock it off, already!
**[10:13] ---**
Gero!
**[10:22] ---**
Wasn't that...
one of your friends, Dororo?
**[10:25] ---**
The leader!
**[10:26] ---**
This is awful. This is awful.
**[10:29] ---**
I sent that stupid
speech controller flyin'
**[10:31] ---**
along with that stupid frog
when I hit him!
**[10:40] ---**
That woman has Natsumi-san's scent!
**[10:44] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai...
**[10:46] ---**
That voice sounds like Natsumi-chan!
**[10:49] ---**
Huh?
**[10:49] ---**
I-I'm actually Natsumi's cousin
from Osaka. M-My name is K-Konatsu.
***SIGN*** Osaka
Osaka
Osaka
**[10:56] ---**
I've heard so much about ya
from my cousin Natsumi, actually.
**[10:59] ---**
B-By the way...
**[11:01] ---**
Just wonderin',
**[11:02] ---**
what you're doin' here at the beach?
**[11:04] ---**
Actually, I was just
enjoying the beach over here.
**[11:07] ---**
But when I heard that
they were giving away Dangale,
**[11:10] ---**
I wanted to see for myself.
**[11:11] ---**
Ya mean you're interested
in Dangale, too?
**[11:14] ---**
Well, yeah.
**[11:15] ---**
Unfortunately, there's no way
I can join a bikini contest.
**[11:21] ---**
Since I'm speakin'
in Kansai dialect now,
**[11:23] ---**
I may have a chance of winnin' the prize,
and I could give it to him.
**[11:27] ---**
But it's embarrassing.
**[11:29] ---**
Anyway, no one would know it's me.
**[11:32] ---**
So all I need to do is act like an adult
and do some geezer jokes.
**[11:35] ---**
Those old fogy jokes that
are so crucial for mature humor.
**[11:38] ---**
Our young Natsumi tries
to step up to being an adult.
**[11:44] ---**
But she smells just
like Natsumi... that person...
**[11:49] ---**
Poke poke poke.
**[11:58] ---**
Unfortunately, our young lady
forgot one crucial thing.
**[12:02] ---**
Yes. In order to succeed as
a comedy duo, you need a partner.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Village Association
**[12:11] ---**
How will I get through
this without a partner?
**[12:14] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[12:17] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan!
**[12:19] ---**
How'd ya know it was me?
**[12:21] ---**
By your scent.
**[12:23] ---**
By the way, please
pick me as your partner.
**[12:27] ---**
Huh?
**[12:28] ---**
You may not know it, but I'm
actually very good at making jokes.
**[12:31] ---**
Really?
**[12:32] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Yay yay yay yay
**[12:35] ---**
I'm alien comedian Aozora Keroko!
**[12:39] ---**
And I'm Unabara Mois!
**[12:42] ---**
And together,
we're known as Armageddon!
**[12:45] ---**
Sergeant, are you sure you're
gonna perform looking like that?
**[12:50] ---**
If only I had brought
along my Pekoponian suit,
**[12:51] ---**
I could have been his partner.
**[12:54] ---**
Just kidding!
**[12:55] ---**
Lady Mois, have you
memorized all your lines?
**[12:58] ---**
Sure. Or, like, married duo?
**[13:03] ---**
W-What's going on?
**[13:05] ---**
Who would've thought
**[13:06] ---**
they'd actually be giving away
Dangale goods here?
**[13:08] ---**
I begged my sister, told her
that she had to join this contest.
**[13:11] ---**
I asked my mom.
**[13:13] ---**
I n-never expected to have this many rivals.
**[13:16] ---**
These Dangale fanatics are unstoppable!
***SIGN*** Contest Participants Waiting Room
**[13:19] ---**
Look! Natsumi and Koyuki are there.
**[13:22] ---**
I feel betrayed.
**[13:25] ---**
Hmph. She's out of her mind
if she thinks she can beat me.
**[13:29] ---**
I'm sure everyone will love the act
that won for 10 weeks running
***SIGN*** Galactic Comedic Star oceanrch 10 Consecutive Week Winner
**[13:32] ---**
on the Galactic Comedic
Star-is-Born show!
***SIGN*** Comedian Soul
**[13:36] ---**
Or, like, stand-up comic?
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
**[13:38] ---**
Attention, everyone.
**[13:40] ---**
We're about to start the
Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest.
**[13:42] ---**
As one of our special judges,
we have a top American sexy model
**[13:45] ---**
who happened to be here in
Hicksville Beach on a photo shoot.
**[13:49] ---**
Let's all give a big welcome
to Melody Honey-san!
**[13:55] ---**
Wow...
**[13:58] ---**
Hi! Nice to meet you!
**[14:01] ---**
I love you desu!
**[14:03] ---**
How's everyone doing here in Hicksville?!
**[14:05] ---**
Wow!
**[14:06] ---**
Yay!
**[14:07] ---**
Mayor! Our town is bustling
with so much energy!
***SIGN*** Prize
**[14:10] ---**
I never imagined there would be
so many people interested
**[14:12] ---**
in the Dangale goods forced on us
by that wholesaler back then.
**[14:18] ---**
"I was a little too harsh earlier.
I apologize."
**[14:20] ---**
No, that doesn't sound manly enough.
**[14:26] ---**
"I'm sorry..."
**[14:28] ---**
N-Natsumi, I came up with this joke,
and I thought you might like it.
**[14:32] ---**
Whenever I'm scared and
want to scream... ice cream!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Comedic Pair Contest
**[14:43] ---**
You've gotta be kidding.
**[14:47] ---**
We hope you all liked it!
**[14:51] ---**
These contestants aren't really any good.
**[14:55] ---**
You seem to be very confident.
**[14:57] ---**
As long as I have this funny accent,
nothing can stop me!
**[15:00] ---**
That top prize will be easy pickin's.
**[15:04] ---**
Oh, not so fast!
**[15:06] ---**
Let's hear it for our next duo.
**[15:09] ---**
Entry #9, the Koyuki-Konatsu
Combo, take it away!
**[15:13] ---**
Hello there!
**[15:15] ---**
I'm Konatsu.
**[15:17] ---**
And I'm Koyuki.
**[15:18] ---**
Why does it seem that
business is bad wherever you go?
**[15:21] ---**
Because it is!
**[15:22] ---**
Who the heck is responsible for this?
***SIGN*** West East
***SIGN*** East East East East...
**[15:26] ---**
How about you, Koyuki-san?
**[15:27] ---**
How would you
describe your finances lately?
**[15:28] ---**
What?
**[15:31] ---**
Doin' fine, thank you.
**[15:33] ---**
Goodbye, Kansai dialect.
***SIGN*** Eastern Mode
**[15:35] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi-san?
**[15:38] ---**
W-What should I do?
**[15:40] ---**
I've suddenly lost my accent.
And my jokes are stale, nightingale.
***SIGN*** Silence
**[15:48] ---**
She did it again.
**[15:50] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[15:53] ---**
There. I took away 'er funny accent,
**[15:57] ---**
an' she's back to that
corny ol' geezer humor.
**[16:02] ---**
Excuse us.
**[16:04] ---**
We can still make it.
Just leave everything to me.
**[16:07] ---**
Huh?
**[16:08] ---**
Remember I told you
I'm good at telling jokes.
**[16:12] ---**
You just have to go with the flow, okay?
**[16:16] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
I believe you, tie my shoe.
**[16:20] ---**
It sure is a hot summer this year!
**[16:22] ---**
What better time for ghost stories?
**[16:23] ---**
I have a good one!
**[16:25] ---**
We've all heard about vampires
coming to suck our blood, right?
**[16:27] ---**
Uh uh.
**[16:28] ---**
Well, right in my own neighborhood,
a politician said that,
**[16:31] ---**
starting this summer,
he's going to ban pyres.
***SIGN*** Hicksville
**[16:38] ---**
Huh?
**[16:39] ---**
Was that a bit too complicated?
**[16:42] ---**
I've won.
**[16:43] ---**
Ugh...
**[16:48] ---**
Well, you see,
I was playing with words there.
**[16:51] ---**
I said "vampires,"
then a law to "ban pyres"...
**[16:54] ---**
Well, okay. Maybe I should use
a simpler joke for all of you.
**[16:57] ---**
Have you heard about the turtle's curse?
**[17:01] ---**
Dororo?
**[17:03] ---**
It's a message from Dororo.
**[17:04] ---**
It's probably about something funny...
***SIGN*** White Dog
**[17:09] ---**
A tall dog...
**[17:10] ---**
It couldn't be...
**[17:12] ---**
...packs a tall tale?
***SIGN*** Tall Tale
***SIGN*** Visualization of audience mentality
**[17:17] ---**
Visualization of audience mentality.
**[17:20] ---**
What shiveringly lame jokes...
**[17:23] ---**
Victory is mine!
**[17:25] ---**
How dare you?!
**[17:30] ---**
Gero...
**[17:32] ---**
I won't allow you to
humiliate Natsumi any further!
***SIGN*** West West West West...
**[17:41] ---**
What's so funny?
**[17:42] ---**
If you turn the knob that much,
**[17:44] ---**
it'll go to the far west,
the occidental west.
**[17:47] ---**
What did you say?
**[17:49] ---**
Hey, Dave. Did you hear?
**[17:51] ---**
This morning, a grizzly bear
was spotted at the corner drug store.
**[17:54] ---**
Really, Charlie?
**[17:56] ---**
Yeah. And I heard it even bought
**[17:57] ---**
a dozen of the cheapest cereals there.
**[18:00] ---**
Oh, Charlie. That's not a bear.
That's my wife.
**[18:07] ---**
Oh. That sure was funny.
American jokes are the best.
**[18:11] ---**
Oh no. Only the American got it.
**[18:15] ---**
The time has come for
the real pro to take all the glory.
**[18:19] ---**
Come forth, Pekoponian suit!
***SIGN*** We'll put them in stitches.
**[18:23] ---**
Let's go, Lady Mois.
**[18:24] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[18:26] ---**
My name is Aozora Keroko.
**[18:28] ---**
And I'm Unabara Mois.
**[18:29] ---**
Together, we're known as Armageddon.
**[18:35] ---**
We got them...
**[18:37] ---**
I travel a lot.
**[18:38] ---**
And I just came back from
a short trip to Iscandar in Canada.
**[18:40] ---**
That's practically the end of the universe.
**[18:45] ---**
They find it funny...
**[18:47] ---**
What a pity.
**[18:48] ---**
Huh?
**[18:49] ---**
They're gonna win this contest.
**[18:51] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[18:53] ---**
I think they misunderstood.
**[18:55] ---**
All the contestants receive a Dangale model.
**[18:57] ---**
Except for the grand prize winner,
***SIGN*** Grand Prize
**[18:59] ---**
who takes home that one.
**[19:03] ---**
The latest in refrigeration
technology, Mr. Frosty.
***SIGN*** State-of-the-Art Refrigerator Mr. Frosty
**[19:05] ---**
C'mon, Mois! You never
get a word I'm saying!
**[19:08] ---**
So sorry, so sorry!
**[19:11] ---**
Everyone tells me back in Keron
that I have a future as a comic.
**[19:16] ---**
It's time to go for the jugular.
**[19:17] ---**
The most celebrated gags in outer space.
**[19:21] ---**
And so, they continued
to elicit much laughter
**[19:24] ---**
from their fascinated audience.
**[19:25] ---**
The Armageddon pair is a big hit.
**[19:30] ---**
Everyone can't get enough
of their performance.
**[19:36] ---**
And while everyone is laughing,
**[19:38] ---**
Keroro glimpses the top prize.
**[19:40] ---**
He finally realizes
**[19:41] ---**
that he's about to be given
the latest model refrigerator,
**[19:42] ---**
Mr. Frosty, for his efforts.
***SIGN*** Grand Prize: Mr. Frosty
**[19:47] ---**
N-Noooo!
***SIGN*** Participants: Dangale Prize
**[19:49] ---**
But it's too late. He's on a roll,
and he can't stop himself.
**[19:54] ---**
Even when he knows he shouldn't,
**[19:57] ---**
he can't help giving the
audience what they want.
**[20:00] ---**
And so they reach the greatest
punch line of their performance...
**[20:05] ---**
Who do you think you are?
Andromeda herself?
**[20:13] ---**
And as they acknowledge
the cheers of the crowd,
**[20:15] ---**
tears escape from Keroro's eyes.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Hicksville Chamber of Commerce
***SIGN*** Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
**[20:26] ---**
It was too late to stop...
**[20:27] ---**
I feel bad about what happened.
He worked so hard to win.
**[20:31] ---**
Or, like, zealous comic?
**[20:33] ---**
It's not so bad, really.
You got a brand-new refrigerator.
**[20:36] ---**
I would rather lose
and get just one Dangale, sir!
**[20:39] ---**
Oh, yes! Lady Natsumi!
**[20:40] ---**
I'll ask her to give me hers!
**[20:42] ---**
That might not be possible...
**[20:44] ---**
Speaking of which, Natchi isn't here.
**[20:46] ---**
Where did she go?
**[20:48] ---**
Saburo-san isn't here, either.
**[20:50] ---**
W-What did you say?
**[20:53] ---**
The effects of my gun
should be wearing off by now.
***SIGN*** Dangale
**[20:56] ---**
Uhm... here...
**[20:58] ---**
If you want, you can have this, hiss...
**[21:01] ---**
Oh, thank you.
Are you sure it's okay?
**[21:04] ---**
Oh, sure. It's fine, pine.
***SIGN*** Papareho... Papareho...
**[21:11] ---**
Natsumi-chan...?
**[21:12] ---**
Oh! Um... actually... it's a long story...
**[21:20] ---**
He heard my old fogy rhyming!
**[21:23] ---**
And so another girl,
soon to blossom into womanhood,
**[21:26] ---**
gets to experience
an unforgettable summer.
**[21:29] ---**
Nooo! I want to forget it!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
It's Natsumi! What kind of
fireworks do you like?
**[23:10] ---**
I like the cute ones, like sparklers.
**[23:13] ---**
All fireworks are fun,
but make sure you take precautions
**[23:16] ---**
and always have a bucket of water
to put out the used fireworks.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that.
In our next episode,
**[23:20] ---**
we're having a festival! Festival!
**[23:21] ---**
And a radio! Radio!
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
Showdown at a Festival, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: A Radio
to Invade Your Ears, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories.
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E19 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate Showdown at a Festival, Sir! / Keroro: A Radio to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U38PEZ/keroro-vs-natsumi-the-ultimate-showdown-at-a-festival-sir--keroro-a-radio-to-invade-your-ears-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Festival
**[01:33] ---**
Something about festivals
**[01:34] ---**
kindles an excitement in the hearts
of human beings... no, not just humans...
**[01:39] ---**
Even the hearts of our alien friends.
**[01:41] ---**
Sergeant! Sergeant!
**[01:45] ---**
That's strange... Are you inside?
**[01:50] ---**
Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
Showdown at a Festival, Sir!
**[01:58] ---**
The shrine near my home
is having a festival tonight.
**[02:01] ---**
I'm thinking of hanging out for a while.
**[02:03] ---**
Well anyway, this has been
your DJ Mutsumi saying,
**[02:07] ---**
"See you next week!"
**[02:08] ---**
So, the shrine near Mutsumi-san's
house is having a festival, too.
**[02:11] ---**
Okay, all done.
**[02:13] ---**
It really looks perfect on you, Mois-chan.
**[02:16] ---**
O-Oh, really?
**[02:18] ---**
I didn't know Pekoponians
also enjoy festivals.
**[02:21] ---**
It would've been great if
Uncle could've come along with us...
**[02:23] ---**
Huh? Something
wrong with that stupid frog?
**[02:25] ---**
He looked depressed,
**[02:26] ---**
griping about the lack
of Pekopon invasion budget.
**[02:29] ---**
Or, like, bleeding money?
**[02:30] ---**
I have a bad feeling about this...
**[02:32] ---**
Nah, it's probably nothing at all...
**[02:34] ---**
Never mind. It's a festival.
We've got to enjoy it.
**[02:37] ---**
Right.
***SIGN*** Festival
**[02:38] ---**
C'mon! Off we go!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Festival
***SIGN*** Yakitori
***SIGN*** Okonomiyaki
**[02:46] ---**
Wow!
**[02:47] ---**
Your festivals here in the city
sure are different!
**[02:50] ---**
The place is completely crowded.
**[02:52] ---**
Or, like, business booming?
**[02:53] ---**
I wish Sarge could join us.
**[02:56] ---**
I couldn't find Dororo either,
so I thought he was with them.
**[03:00] ---**
That stupid frog must've
squandered their money.
**[03:02] ---**
That's why they couldn't
afford to come here.
**[03:05] ---**
If he were here,
**[03:06] ---**
he'd probably use up his
entire allowance for the month.
***SIGN*** Candied Apples 200 yen
**[03:09] ---**
I feel bad for having so much fun
when he can't.
***SIGN*** Takoyaki (Grilled Octopus Dumplings)
**[03:14] ---**
I know. Why don't we buy something
to take home for Sarge?
***SIGN*** Guaranteed Tasty
**[03:18] ---**
Excuse me. Can we have two orders
of takoyaki, please?
**[03:20] ---**
Sure... huh?
**[03:21] ---**
Huh?
**[03:22] ---**
Huh? Dororo!
**[03:24] ---**
I... I... Th-Th-This is only a mask...
**[03:27] ---**
What?
**[03:29] ---**
C'mon, c'mon. Get your masks here.
**[03:31] ---**
We've got all kinds of masks over here.
**[03:34] ---**
Tamama?
**[03:35] ---**
Tama? Ohh... This is only a mask, really...
**[03:38] ---**
Oh, really?
**[03:39] ---**
You fool. Do you mean
to get yourself killed?
**[03:41] ---**
You've got to put
your whole weight into it.
**[03:43] ---**
Right. Now, relax your elbow.
**[03:45] ---**
That's it. If you were in an
actual war zone, you'd be dead already.
**[03:49] ---**
Kids these days... They don't know
the proper way to hold a gun.
**[03:52] ---**
What? N-Natsumi!
**[03:55] ---**
Which means
**[03:56] ---**
that stupid frog must be
somewhere around here, as well.
**[03:59] ---**
What're you talking about?
I'm just wearing this mask...
**[04:01] ---**
C'mon. How many times
do I have to tell you?
**[04:04] ---**
Listen good. When you're
making these octopus balls,
**[04:07] ---**
you only put meat in
one out of three balls.
**[04:10] ---**
If you put meat in all the balls,
you'll cut into our profit margins.
**[04:13] ---**
Uncle...
**[04:15] ---**
That wasn't part of our agreement.
**[04:17] ---**
I told you I would cooperate in order to
bring joy to the faces of the kids.
**[04:20] ---**
Quit whitewashing it.
Fantasy won't help fill stomachs.
**[04:24] ---**
Hey, look at that! You put
two pieces of meat in that one ball!
**[04:27] ---**
Wow. It's a Gundam mask.
**[04:31] ---**
Listen, boy. Those are display only.
**[04:34] ---**
All the Gundam masks are sold out.
**[04:37] ---**
Here you go.
**[04:37] ---**
Huh...?
**[04:39] ---**
Sonny, this is a mask of a
Conqueror Team Kero Ranger
**[04:42] ---**
from a new TV series
coming out next year.
**[04:45] ---**
You're lucky to get your hands
on this exclusive mask...
**[04:47] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[04:49] ---**
Why are you wreaking havoc
on this special occasion?
***SIGN*** Special Apricot
**[04:54] ---**
What evil plot are you up to this time?
**[04:55] ---**
What's your problem, lady?
Do you think you can really take me on?
**[04:59] ---**
This is purely business.
**[05:00] ---**
The livelihood of a family
**[05:02] ---**
and the conquest of Pekopon
depends on this.
**[05:05] ---**
Those who get in our way...
***SIGN*** Dandy Frog, Osaka Style
**[05:07] ---**
...will be taken care of!
**[05:10] ---**
A shady business,
and lying to little kids.
**[05:13] ---**
The heavens may turn a blind eye,
**[05:16] ---**
but I, O-Natsu, will not stand here
and let you get your way.
***SIGN*** Woman Power
**[05:19] ---**
Natsumi-san is so cool!
**[05:21] ---**
Why is she calling herself O-Natsu?
**[05:23] ---**
That's a minor technicality.
**[05:25] ---**
What's important is momentum!
**[05:26] ---**
Festivals have a way of luring people,
***SIGN*** Crêpes
**[05:28] ---**
including narrators like me,
away from the everyday.
**[05:32] ---**
You could say it's a
special Festive Dimension.
**[05:36] ---**
Look. It's a fight.
**[05:38] ---**
Well, now... the mood around here
has reached fever pitch in a hurry.
**[05:41] ---**
I never back down
from a challenge to fight.
**[05:44] ---**
Get ready for a beating!
**[05:46] ---**
Just wait a second.
**[05:48] ---**
I'm not the type who takes on girls,
or little boys for that matter.
**[05:52] ---**
But I'll challenge you to one of
our games. Think you can handle it?
**[05:55] ---**
Sounds interesting.
**[05:57] ---**
Okay! Well, then!
***SIGN*** Future Construction Site Keroro Group
***SIGN*** Turtle
**[06:07] ---**
This is a Turtle Scooping challenge.
**[06:11] ---**
If you can scoop just one small turtle
out of the water, you win.
**[06:14] ---**
But let me warn you.
If you fail to do so...
**[06:17] ---**
...we'll use you in an alien festival.
**[06:21] ---**
You'll be the bait for a
Pekopon Scooping challenge!
**[06:30] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[06:34] ---**
C'mon!
**[06:36] ---**
You can do it, Natsumi!
**[06:38] ---**
Don't fail us, boss!
**[06:40] ---**
Here. That's your scoop.
**[06:43] ---**
Huh? No way. This is...
**[06:46] ---**
That's a perfect top-handled scoop.
**[06:48] ---**
A top-handled scoop?
***SIGN*** What's a top-handled scoop?
**[06:49] ---**
A top-handled scoop refers to the scoop...
***SIGN*** Ordinary scoop
**[06:50] ---**
...with the wire handle attached
near the top of the paper scoop.
***SIGN*** Top-handled Scoop
**[06:55] ---**
I see...
**[06:58] ---**
Or, like, unfair demand?!
**[06:59] ---**
Even a tiny amount of water
will cause it to give way!
**[07:02] ---**
That's unfair.
**[07:03] ---**
Okay, let's get on with this.
**[07:07] ---**
Click.
**[07:16] ---**
Behold our secret trick!
Akashi Strait's Naruto Whirlpools!
***SIGN*** Akashi Straits Naruto Whirlpools
**[07:21] ---**
That's too much!
**[07:22] ---**
No one can possibly do that!
**[07:23] ---**
But that's exactly the point.
**[07:24] ---**
We've gotta make this episode
as exciting as possible.
**[07:27] ---**
C'mon, girl. Why don't you
show us how to do this?
**[07:32] ---**
Sis!
**[07:32] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[07:38] ---**
Move with the wind,
just like the leaves in spring...
**[07:46] ---**
Don't go against the tide...
**[07:48] ---**
Oh no!
**[07:49] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[07:51] ---**
What the...?
**[07:56] ---**
She's moving in
perfect harmony with the tide.
**[08:00] ---**
Th-That makes even the
roughest waters as placid as a calm lake!
**[08:21] ---**
I-Impossible!
**[08:24] ---**
She did it! She scooped a turtle!
**[08:27] ---**
All right!
**[08:31] ---**
W-We concede.
**[08:35] ---**
I'm not gonna take this sitting down.
***SIGN*** Sure Kill Move
**[08:36] ---**
Stop it, boy.
**[08:38] ---**
We've lost already.
Let's just leave peacefully.
**[08:42] ---**
I'm so frustrated, boss.
Though I'm not the one who lost.
**[08:46] ---**
Wait up.
**[08:47] ---**
Huh?
**[08:48] ---**
It's a festival tonight, remember?
**[08:50] ---**
Everybody's gathered here tonight
to join the festivities and celebrate.
**[08:52] ---**
The great deities don't care whether
we're frogs or aliens or whatever.
**[08:56] ---**
As long as you behave,
you'd better stay and enjoy
**[09:00] ---**
the rest of the evening.
**[09:04] ---**
N-Natsumi...
I always knew you were...
**[09:08] ---**
Lady Natsumi.
**[09:10] ---**
You have such a kind and decent heart.
**[09:12] ---**
We should have a festival in your name!
**[09:15] ---**
Boss...
**[09:18] ---**
What a touching ending.
A story of kindness and decency.
**[09:20] ---**
That's the true essence of celebration.
**[09:22] ---**
They're setting up the fireworks.
**[09:24] ---**
The fireworks are going up.
**[09:25] ---**
Fireworks!
**[09:28] ---**
That's right, sir!
**[09:30] ---**
I knew something like this
would happen.
***SIGN*** Visualization
**[09:31] ---**
I have a trump card!
**[09:33] ---**
Those fireworks contain an Alien Snake!
***SIGN*** Alien Snake Fireworks
***SIGN*** Video Simulation
**[09:39] ---**
This is what would happen...
**[09:47] ---**
We have not yet lost the battle.
**[09:50] ---**
We have a lot riding on this, you see.
***SIGN*** The Villains Return
**[09:54] ---**
So much for kindness and decency!
**[10:00] ---**
Wait, Giroro, what are you going to do?
**[10:03] ---**
We must respond in kind
to Natsumi's kindness.
**[10:10] ---**
Giroro!
**[10:12] ---**
Wait, sir!
**[10:18] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[10:45] ---**
Keroro Green and Giroro Red
decorated the midsummer night sky.
**[10:50] ---**
I don't think I've ever seen
such a remarkable display of colors.
**[10:54] ---**
I find the green colors so soothing.
**[10:57] ---**
And the red colors are quite exhilarating.
***SIGN*** What?
Eeek.
Hot!
I'm gonna die!
Yikes.
**[11:09] ---**
A Japanese summer.
The Keroro Platoon's summer.
**[11:13] ---**
Tamaya!
**[11:14] ---**
Tamama's black coloring: unnoticed by all.
**[11:25] ---**
That day, Fuyuki witnessed
an unbelievable sight.
**[11:32] ---**
Sis, here's your snack.
**[11:34] ---**
Oh, thank you. Just put it there.
**[11:37] ---**
Huh?
**[11:38] ---**
Huh?! Sis, isn't that...
**[11:41] ---**
Okay, it's done.
**[11:45] ---**
A Gundam model?
**[11:48] ---**
S-S-S-Sis...
**[11:56] ---**
Keroro: A Radio
to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
**[12:02] ---**
Why are you suddenly
into Gundam models?
**[12:04] ---**
You see, I was listening to Mutsumi-san
on the radio yesterday...
**[12:08] ---**
How many of you out there have tried
making Gundam plastic models?
**[12:11] ---**
It's so much fun!
**[12:11] ---**
He was talking about
how much fun it really is.
**[12:13] ---**
It can give you a refreshing break
from studies or work.
**[12:14] ---**
So I got to thinking,
"Why don't I give it a try?"
**[12:18] ---**
Doesn't it look cute?
**[12:20] ---**
Sis... this just doesn't feel right.
**[12:22] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[12:24] ---**
Sarge! What's the matter?
**[12:26] ---**
Gundam models...
all the Gundam models...
***SIGN*** We have sold out of Gundam plastic models. No date is set for the next delivery. We apologize.
**[12:31] ---**
I couldn't find a single Gundam model
**[12:33] ---**
in any of the toy stores around town.
***SIGN*** Sold Out Our Gundam plastic models are all sold out...
**[12:35] ---**
They were all sold out wherever I went.
***SIGN*** Gundam Plastic Models Sold Out
***SIGN*** Sold Out No date set for next delivery
***SIGN*** Gundam Plastic Models Due to popularity Sold Out
**[12:38] ---**
Now that you mention it,
**[12:39] ---**
there was a long line
in the toy store I went to.
**[12:42] ---**
And when I bought this,
there were only a few left.
**[12:45] ---**
How come Lady Natsumi
has a Gundam model?
**[12:47] ---**
On top of that, it's the MG 1:100 Agguy
I've been looking for.
**[12:51] ---**
I bet all of Mutsumi-san's listeners
went out and bought them.
**[12:55] ---**
I didn't realize the radio
could be so influential.
**[12:59] ---**
Radio...?
**[13:03] ---**
Because of that...
***SIGN*** Hot Radio Operation KRR (Tentative Name) Within the Keroro Platoon Secret Base Planning Room #3
**[13:05] ---**
...I was reacquainted
with this often overlooked,
**[13:08] ---**
yet highly influential gadget
called a "radio."
**[13:10] ---**
And that's why I say we need to use
the radio to achieve our invasion.
**[13:14] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[13:15] ---**
Yes, Uncle?
***SIGN*** Proposed Strategy Illustration 1
**[13:20] ---**
By broadcasting an
entertaining radio program,
***SIGN*** Proposed Strategy Illustration 2
**[13:22] ---**
we'll capture the
hearts of our audience,
***SIGN*** Proposed Strategy Illustration 3
**[13:25] ---**
have them do whatever we like,
**[13:28] ---**
and make our invasion
a walk in the park!
**[13:31] ---**
Or, like, global conquest?!
***SIGN*** Global Conquest
**[13:33] ---**
Hmph. That's a pretty
good plan, coming from you.
**[13:36] ---**
Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?
**[13:38] ---**
Not bad at all.\
**[13:39] ---**
You're so amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:41] ---**
If everything works according to plan,
**[13:43] ---**
all the Keroro goods we failed to sell
***SIGN*** Keroro Fan Keroro Water Balloons Keroro Ramune Keroro Masks
**[13:45] ---**
at the festival the other night
will sell out in a day.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
**[13:52] ---**
And so begins Operation
"Sell All the Unsold Keroro Goods."
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[13:57] ---**
One week later...
**[13:59] ---**
Sarge. Would you like some...
**[14:04] ---**
I'm a little busy right now!
**[14:07] ---**
Sarge is always in a hurry these days.
**[14:11] ---**
Maybe he's up to something again.
**[14:19] ---**
Wow...
**[14:21] ---**
It looks just like the real thing, sir!
**[14:23] ---**
You can always count
on Kululu-senpai.
**[14:27] ---**
It's a powerful state-of-the-art
radio-wave transmission system.
**[14:31] ---**
It can exploit
any nearby satellite system
**[14:33] ---**
and hijack any radio program
in the world.
**[14:36] ---**
We go on the air tonight!
**[14:38] ---**
We'll hijack what all the women
tune in to, Mutsumi-san's program!
**[14:40] ---**
This is Operation Radio Jack, sir!
**[14:45] ---**
Click.
**[14:47] ---**
Looks like a rat has wandered in.
**[14:51] ---**
Take him out.
**[14:56] ---**
Please forgive me, Master Fuyuki.
**[14:58] ---**
I have to harden my heart this time.
**[15:01] ---**
He's really serious.
This plan might actually work this time.
**[15:04] ---**
I never thought any of our plans
would actually amount to anything.
**[15:10] ---**
Click.
**[15:20] ---**
Operation Radio Jack is now on standby.
***SIGN*** Keron Army Powerful Mechanism!
**[15:31] ---**
In baseball, the Rygers won
over the Rygoes, 3 to 1.
**[15:34] ---**
The winning pitcher Izawa is
**[15:36] ---**
posting his fifth consecutive win,
bringing his total to 11 wins.
**[15:38] ---**
This has been the latest sports update
on FM Kissho...
**[15:40] ---**
It's about time.
**[15:43] ---**
Mutsumi-san...
**[15:48] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's Great Mystery Hour!
**[15:54] ---**
W-What's going on here?
**[15:56] ---**
This is our premiere broadcast.
**[15:58] ---**
A pleasant evening to everyone out there.
**[15:59] ---**
This is your radio personality
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[16:03] ---**
I'm Princess Mois, the assistant.
**[16:05] ---**
This is Tamama, creative writer.
**[16:06] ---**
Just the other day,
I was taking a walk
**[16:10] ---**
when suddenly,
this dog came running after me.
**[16:11] ---**
I almost fell in a ditch, but luckily...
**[16:12] ---**
Hey, Dororo, isn't that your friend talking?
**[16:18] ---**
Come out, you stupid frog!
I know you're in there! Now get out!
**[16:29] ---**
Sis.
**[16:31] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[16:31] ---**
Let me introduce our new segment,
"Aliens You Wouldn't Want Around."
**[16:38] ---**
Our first letter comes from Tokyo
by someone who goes by the handle
**[16:41] ---**
"The Most Dangerous Guy in Space,"
**[16:44] ---**
and for him, this is the alien
he wouldn't want around!
**[16:46] ---**
One who saves all his money just
to buy Gundam plastic model kits...
**[16:50] ---**
Is he talking about me here?
What's going on?
**[16:53] ---**
Now, now, Mr. Sergeant.
Get a hold of yourself.
**[16:55] ---**
We're live on air, Uncle...
**[16:57] ---**
O-Oh yeah... of course.
I was only kidding. I wasn't really angry.
**[17:02] ---**
Why don't we read the next letter?
**[17:04] ---**
It's from Tokyo and it's
from "A Fan of the Sergeant."
**[17:07] ---**
His undesirable alien is
"the easily flattered type, who befriends"
**[17:10] ---**
"the daughter of the King \f Terror
from the Sky. Uh huh."
**[17:14] ---**
Wait a minute...
**[17:15] ---**
This sounds like it was written
by Tamama! So it's me, again!
**[17:18] ---**
Uncle, radio, radio!
**[17:18] ---**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[17:20] ---**
O-Oh, yeah... I'm just kidding.
I'm not angry at all.
**[17:25] ---**
Whoa!
**[17:26] ---**
"The alien I wouldn't want around is..."
**[17:28] ---**
"One who breaks your toy but
keeps it a secret from you all your life."
**[17:31] ---**
"One who is only a friend
when he needs something from you."
**[17:34] ---**
"One who does not look for you
when you get separated from the team."
**[17:37] ---**
One who...
**[17:37] ---**
Stop it! That's enough!
**[17:39] ---**
Uncle, radio, radio!
**[17:41] ---**
Y-Yes... right...
I'm just kidding. I'm not angry.
**[17:45] ---**
Well, let's go on to the next letter...
**[17:47] ---**
Oh, here. Why don't we try this one...
**[17:47] ---**
Who would actually
want to listen to this?
**[17:49] ---**
More and more are tuning in!
**[17:52] ---**
It seems our listeners like what they hear.
**[17:53] ---**
They're behaving exactly the way
they always behave around here.
**[17:56] ---**
Other people might find it funny.
**[17:58] ---**
We'll pause for a short commercial break.
When we come back,
**[18:01] ---**
we'll be chatting with a
very big celebrity guest right here.
**[18:04] ---**
Huh?
**[18:07] ---**
Uncle. Who is that
very big celebrity guest?
**[18:12] ---**
Who else would we have
as our celebrity guest?
**[18:14] ---**
It's her!
**[18:18] ---**
Sumomo-chan!
**[18:19] ---**
Is Sumomo-chan coming all the way here?
**[18:21] ---**
Of course not.
She doesn't have to be here at all.
**[18:24] ---**
She won't be seen anyway,
so all we need is to imitate her voice.
**[18:26] ---**
Really?
**[18:27] ---**
Wait a minute here.
**[18:28] ---**
You're saying we'll deliberately
mislead our listeners.
**[18:31] ---**
Oh, c'mon... Why don't you
lighten up a bit, huh?
**[18:34] ---**
But where would we get someone
to imitate her voice?
**[18:37] ---**
I've thought of that.
**[18:38] ---**
Under normal circumstances, I,
the platoon leader, would do it myself,
**[18:42] ---**
but since I'm the host, I can't do it.
**[18:44] ---**
Lady Mois can't, either,
because she's the assistant.
**[18:47] ---**
Tamama probably still isn't
experienced enough for this task.
**[18:49] ---**
So that means...
**[18:52] ---**
Huh?
**[18:53] ---**
Corporal Giroro, I order you to
take on the role of Sumomo-chan!
**[18:56] ---**
What? ME?!
**[18:57] ---**
That's an order, Corporal.
**[18:59] ---**
B-But that's not...
**[19:01] ---**
Once you capture the hearts of
the listeners, all you have to say is,
**[19:04] ---**
"Please hand over Pekopon to us."
**[19:06] ---**
Just beg in a cute voice
over the radio,
**[19:07] ---**
and I'm sure we'll be able to accomplish
our goal of conquering Pekopon.
**[19:12] ---**
A-Are you sure?
**[19:13] ---**
Hurry up and make up your minds already.
**[19:16] ---**
We'll soon be back on the air.
**[19:18] ---**
You don't have to sound like her.
**[19:19] ---**
Just say you have a cold, and
they won't know it's not the real thing.
**[19:22] ---**
But this is all so sudden.
I need time to absorb this...
**[19:26] ---**
We're back, and we have in
the studio the biggest star
**[19:29] ---**
in the whole universe.
It's Sumomo-chan!
**[19:34] ---**
U-Uh...
**[19:36] ---**
Hello... I'm Sumomo...
**[19:39] ---**
Hello there, Sumomo-chan!
You look cute as ever.
**[19:41] ---**
That's Giroro...
**[19:43] ---**
Do you have a cold?
Your voice sounds really raspy.
**[19:45] ---**
I'm sorry to hear that you're sick and all.
**[19:47] ---**
But that won't stop me
from asking you tons of questions.
**[19:50] ---**
Why don't we start with an icebreaker?
**[19:52] ---**
What's your favorite color?
**[19:54] ---**
I-It's red.
**[19:55] ---**
You seem to be a little
too tense, Sumomo-chan.
**[19:58] ---**
Relax, relax.
**[20:00] ---**
Let's have Mois-chan
ask the next question.
**[20:03] ---**
Let me see... what's your most
valued possession at the moment?
**[20:06] ---**
My inertia-controlling
rocket launcher.
**[20:11] ---**
No, I mean, uhm...
m-my dreams, I guess...
**[20:16] ---**
Well, isn't that a cute answer? Dreams.
**[20:18] ---**
We should all value our dreams.
**[20:20] ---**
Let's move on to the next question.
**[20:21] ---**
So what have you been up to these days?
**[20:24] ---**
Walk-crawl-run training every day.
**[20:29] ---**
N-No... I mean... I've been
collecting all kinds of Keroro goods.
**[20:33] ---**
Oooh!
**[20:35] ---**
Keroro goods are really great!
**[20:36] ---**
They're so cute, those Keroro goods.
**[20:39] ---**
I've even heard that Keroro goods can
help lower your cholesterol!
**[20:46] ---**
The ratings have started dropping!
**[20:48] ---**
Or, like, total freefall?!
**[20:49] ---**
Okay, enough of the soft questions.
**[20:53] ---**
It's time for some hardcore stuff.
**[20:58] ---**
When you take a bath, which
part of your body do you soap first?
**[21:14] ---**
The nape of my neck.
**[21:16] ---**
The nape...
**[21:18] ---**
The nape...
**[21:20] ---**
The nape...
**[21:29] ---**
Operation "Sell All the Unsold
Keroro Goods" failed miserably.
***SIGN*** Failure
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[23:08] ---**
I hope you aren't all slacking off
just because it's summer vacation.
**[23:12] ---**
Warriors must polish their own
weapons, even on their days off.
**[23:15] ---**
Come on. There's not enough shine.
One. Two. One. Two.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that.
**[23:19] ---**
Next time, we'll encounter
some mysteries of the seas.
**[23:22] ---**
Well, Master Fuyuki will.
**[23:23] ---**
"Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories.
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E20 - Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir! / Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PGMZ/fuyuki-meets-a-girl-sir--fuyuki-the-ambassador-of-nontolma-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
The ocean.
**[01:34] ---**
It's home to a countless
number of life forms.
**[01:38] ---**
Oceans cover about 70% of Earth.
**[01:45] ---**
In short, if we take control of the seas,
**[01:47] ---**
our Pekopon invasion will
immediately end with success.
**[01:53] ---**
He sounds convincing for once.
**[01:57] ---**
I wish the seas were made up of cola.
***SIGN*** Certificate of Appreciation Mr. Keroro...
**[02:01] ---**
I'll join in, as long as you guys
promise me you'll preserve nature.
**[02:05] ---**
Huh...?
**[02:06] ---**
Uncle?
***SIGN*** Revived
**[02:10] ---**
It seems I have gotten everyone
to agree with my proposal.
**[02:12] ---**
We will now proceed with
Operation: Take Over the Seas First.
**[02:17] ---**
Yay yay yay yay!
**[02:21] ---**
I believe that we should consider
the effects on the environment...
***SIGN*** Gegegegege...
**[02:25] ---**
If we succeed in taking over the seas,
**[02:27] ---**
we'll be able to enjoy summery events
**[02:29] ---**
at the beach whenever we want.
**[02:32] ---**
But first, let's go through
our usual routine.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
**[02:40] ---**
It would seem strange
if I didn't join them...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodoro...
**[02:45] ---**
Well, that was fun.
Now, down to business.
**[02:48] ---**
Huh?
**[02:54] ---**
However, they were still unaware...
**[02:57] ---**
...of the truly terrifying nature of the sea.
**[03:04] ---**
Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir!
**[03:11] ---**
How is it? Can you get it working?
**[03:13] ---**
I don't think so.
We'll have to take it to a shop.
**[03:15] ---**
No way! You promised
we'd go to the beach!
**[03:18] ---**
What about the swimming pool?
**[03:20] ---**
Awww, but it's always crowded.
**[03:22] ---**
No, I mean the one in the basement.
**[03:24] ---**
The basement?
**[03:26] ---**
Oh, yes!
**[03:28] ---**
Mom's right. This pool is all ours.
***SIGN*** Pool
**[03:30] ---**
If anyone's there,
it'll be just a few stupid frogs.
***SIGN*** Under Repair
**[03:34] ---**
Huh?
**[03:36] ---**
Huh?
**[03:40] ---**
A Keron army submarine,
the Roadranger.
***SIGN*** Keron Army Submarine, Roadranger
**[03:45] ---**
Huh?
**[03:46] ---**
Who says we can't
enjoy conquering Pekopon?
**[03:49] ---**
So, Mr. Sergeant,
where should we go first?
**[03:51] ---**
I was thinking, maybe the popular
Matsuzaki Beach in Izu first...
**[03:54] ---**
Huh?
**[03:54] ---**
Oh, it's Lady Natsumi.
**[03:56] ---**
What did you just say?
**[03:58] ---**
The beach, ma'am.
**[03:59] ---**
Our proud Roadranger will take us...
**[04:04] ---**
W-Would you care to join us?
**[04:07] ---**
Yes!
**[04:09] ---**
Given the long history of sea creatures...
**[04:13] ---**
...it's highly likely that
they should have their own
**[04:15] ---**
unique pattern of evolution.
***SIGN*** Unusual Happenings at Factory Drain Sites Deep Sea Crabs Latch on to...
**[04:17] ---**
Hmm...
**[04:19] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki.
**[04:20] ---**
For his school project
of the summer, he's chosen
**[04:22] ---**
"The Possibility of Unknown
Intelligent Life in the Deep Sea."
**[04:29] ---**
It's no good.
I need more reference material.
**[04:33] ---**
If only I could investigate
the deep sea myself...
**[04:35] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[04:36] ---**
We're going to the beach! C'mon!
**[04:37] ---**
I thought the car was broken.
**[04:39] ---**
Wow...
**[04:42] ---**
If I'm not mistaken, it's a submarine!
**[04:46] ---**
This can take us to the beach?
**[04:49] ---**
This pool supposedly
connects directly to the sea.
**[04:53] ---**
Welcome to our state-of-the-art
submarine, the Roadranger.
***SIGN*** Captain Keroro
**[04:57] ---**
Sergeant.
**[04:58] ---**
This ship can take us to any of the seven
seas and bring us back in the same day.
**[05:04] ---**
If that's true, I can research
any place I want to.
***SIGN*** Roadranger, Primary Bridge
**[05:09] ---**
I knew things like this would happen,
so the ship interior was made spacious.
**[05:13] ---**
Natsumi-san!
***SIGN*** Primary Bridge, Guest Cabin
**[05:15] ---**
Oh! Koyuki-chan!
**[05:16] ---**
I'm going with you.
**[05:18] ---**
You're always welcome.
**[05:19] ---**
Hey, Keroro.
**[05:21] ---**
Is this really part of our invasion plan?
**[05:23] ---**
Of course, sir.
**[05:24] ---**
But wouldn't it be more fun
for you to go with our friends?
**[05:28] ---**
Why would it be?
**[05:29] ---**
Besides which, why does an
invasion need to be fun?
**[05:33] ---**
Hey, Natsumi-san!
Can I see your swimsuit?
**[05:39] ---**
Get a grip, Giroro-kun!
**[05:42] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[05:47] ---**
All hands, prepare for diving.
**[05:50] ---**
Ready to dive!
**[05:51] ---**
Close the hatch.
**[05:52] ---**
Hatch closed!
**[05:54] ---**
Open vents. Descend slowly.
**[05:56] ---**
Opening the vents.
**[06:04] ---**
All systems go!
**[06:05] ---**
Ready for launch!
**[06:08] ---**
Open the gate.
**[06:10] ---**
Opening the gate!
**[06:18] ---**
Roadranger, launch!
**[06:20] ---**
Launch!
**[06:53] ---**
We're here.
**[06:54] ---**
The anti-barrier is working perfectly.
**[06:57] ---**
Wow. We actually made it.
**[07:00] ---**
We can do whatever
we want without being seen.
**[07:05] ---**
Yahoo!
**[07:11] ---**
Everyone, come on in!
**[07:13] ---**
Uh, I just came to do a little research...
**[07:14] ---**
Fuyuki, you still haven't
learned to swim, right?
**[07:19] ---**
I'm gonna make real sure
you learn this time.
**[07:26] ---**
Now, are you ready...
**[07:28] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan...?
**[07:30] ---**
Ninja Art: Substitution Jutsu!
**[07:33] ---**
That was close...
**[07:35] ---**
Huh.
**[07:36] ---**
Get wet.
**[07:39] ---**
W-What's going on?
**[07:40] ---**
Using that special float,
**[07:42] ---**
you're sure to learn
how to swim this summer.
**[07:44] ---**
B-But I...
**[07:45] ---**
All for the low price of 1,000,000 yen.
**[07:47] ---**
Its ion propulsion will
take it up to 100 knots, and...
**[07:50] ---**
Huh? I'm not done with
my commercial yet.
**[07:54] ---**
Attention!
**[07:56] ---**
In line with our
Operation: Take Over the Seas First,
**[07:59] ---**
we shall recon the surroundings.
**[08:01] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[08:02] ---**
Sir!
**[08:03] ---**
You are to stay in the sub,
in case of emergency.
**[08:06] ---**
Roger.
**[08:07] ---**
Okay, men. Let's get working.
**[08:09] ---**
Roger.
**[08:13] ---**
That was mean, Sarge.
**[08:19] ---**
I'm drowning! I'm drowning! Help me!
**[08:22] ---**
Huh?
**[08:25] ---**
I can stand up...
**[08:28] ---**
Huh?
**[08:34] ---**
Th-There's nothing funny about it!
**[08:39] ---**
Huh?
**[08:40] ---**
What's the matter?
**[08:42] ---**
Hey, you.
**[08:46] ---**
Oh...
**[08:53] ---**
At first glance, it seems
peaceful here.
**[08:55] ---**
But for some reason,
I have a presentiment...
**[09:00] ---**
Hey, you.
**[09:08] ---**
All right, that should do it.
**[09:13] ---**
Huh?
**[09:16] ---**
Sh-She's so pretty...
**[09:19] ---**
She doesn't look Japanese.
I wonder where she's from.
**[09:23] ---**
Those beautiful azure eyes
are so attractive.
**[09:35] ---**
This is the life, I tell you.
**[09:36] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[09:38] ---**
I think I could get used to this.
**[09:41] ---**
I had to leave Giroro behind,
because he's such a spoilsport.
**[09:43] ---**
Yes, he is.
**[09:45] ---**
We've been at this for two hours now.
**[09:49] ---**
I think I see the light...
**[09:55] ---**
I'm back to my sparkling self!
**[10:01] ---**
Okay, men. It's time to
proceed with our plans.
**[10:04] ---**
Yup, our preliminary
investigation's done.
**[10:06] ---**
Man, that was a tiring job.
**[10:10] ---**
Some people can be so disgusting.
**[10:13] ---**
Don't they know all life comes from the sea?
**[10:21] ---**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[10:27] ---**
Hey, don't push yourself.
Your hand is injured.
**[10:38] ---**
Huh?
**[10:41] ---**
Oh...
**[10:44] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[10:47] ---**
S-Sergeant...
**[10:50] ---**
I guess she won't see them
because of the anti-barrier.
**[10:52] ---**
We're gonna dive deep into the ocean!
**[10:55] ---**
You're gonna dive?
**[10:56] ---**
Wait! I'm going with you!
**[10:58] ---**
Huh?
**[11:03] ---**
I'm sorry, but I have to do something.
**[11:07] ---**
Don't you worry. I'll get rid
of all the trash we collected.
**[11:13] ---**
Huh?
**[11:17] ---**
Huh?
**[11:23] ---**
Sorry, but I need to see
the bottom of the ocean.
**[11:29] ---**
Wait for me, Sergeant!
**[11:34] ---**
Even with the anti-barrier
working perfectly,
**[11:37] ---**
the eyes of this girl follow every move
of the Keroro Platoon sub.
**[11:42] ---**
Just who is this girl?
**[11:54] ---**
Japan is bounded by
multiple continental plates.
**[11:59] ---**
The topography of its
ocean depths is diverse.
**[12:09] ---**
For your information,
this is a continental shelf,
**[12:12] ---**
which is a shallow underwater plain
surrounding a continent.
**[12:16] ---**
How does this look?
**[12:17] ---**
That's perfect, captain.
**[12:23] ---**
Is this all it takes to invade someplace?
**[12:27] ---**
Yes, according to the universal space law.
**[12:29] ---**
Those who have a problem
with it just remove the flag.
**[12:33] ---**
At this rate, we can
conquer all seven seas in no time.
**[12:37] ---**
I don't think it'll be that easy...
**[12:39] ---**
Straight ahead, sirs!
**[12:46] ---**
Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!
**[12:56] ---**
Wow. It looks exactly as in the books.
**[13:00] ---**
I'm actually at the bottom of
the ocean. It's like a dream.
**[13:06] ---**
I definitely feel like I'm dreaming.
**[13:21] ---**
There's a sudden drop.
**[13:23] ---**
This is a continental slope.
**[13:25] ---**
Hey, hey. Don't leave me behind.
**[13:29] ---**
Continental plains,
**[13:31] ---**
which sunlight cannot reach,
make up half the Earth's surface.
**[13:35] ---**
Look. Over there.
Those mountains with flat peaks.
**[13:38] ---**
Those were islands a long
time ago. Those are called Guyots.
**[13:55] ---**
Depth at 5,000.
**[14:03] ---**
We'll soon reach one of the world's
most famous trenches,
**[14:06] ---**
the Izu Ogasawara Trench.
**[14:17] ---**
Depth at 5,500.
**[14:19] ---**
If there are highly evolved
life forms under the ocean,
**[14:19] ---**
All systems go, captain!
**[14:21] ---**
Maintain descent, sir.
**[14:23] ---**
this would be the most likely place to find
them, where man has not been before.
**[14:23] ---**
Maintaining descent, captain.
**[14:25] ---**
Ready the diving suits.
**[14:26] ---**
On standby!
**[14:28] ---**
Sergeant!
**[14:30] ---**
Keron Army, official rental suit.
**[14:32] ---**
Handles intense water pressure
or extreme temperatures.
**[14:37] ---**
Are you ready?
**[14:38] ---**
Y-Yeah!
**[14:39] ---**
Blast off!
**[14:47] ---**
I can't see anything... I can't even
figure out which way is up or down.
**[14:52] ---**
It's a whole world of pitch black.
**[15:09] ---**
There couldn't possibly be highly evolved
life forms in a place like this.
**[15:15] ---**
Nothing could survive here.
**[15:22] ---**
Multiple sonar contacts!
Presumed hostile.
**[15:26] ---**
Turn back.
**[15:27] ---**
Huh?
**[15:28] ---**
We are the Nontolma.
**[15:31] ---**
I hear a voice through my body.
**[15:35] ---**
We are the Nontolma.
**[15:37] ---**
Nontolma? An intelligent life form?
**[15:40] ---**
The bottom of the ocean
is the territory of the Nontolma.
**[15:43] ---**
Did he say "Nontolma"?
**[15:45] ---**
Nontolma...
**[15:48] ---**
Oh, yeah! I remember!
**[15:49] ---**
That's how my grandfather
used to refer to Pekoponians.
**[15:54] ---**
You mean, Pekoponians
are actually called Nontolma?
**[15:59] ---**
What could this mean?
**[16:12] ---**
We're completely surrounded.
**[16:14] ---**
So Nontolma and Pekoponians
aren't one and the same.
**[16:18] ---**
Captain. We'd better get
Fukki back here fast.
**[16:21] ---**
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
**[16:23] ---**
Hey! That's the torpedo launch button!
**[16:26] ---**
Gero!
**[16:36] ---**
Direct hits.
***SIGN*** We're in deep trouble.
**[16:41] ---**
I-It's... It's...
It's a total victory for us!
**[16:45] ---**
Our invasion plan is a great success!
**[16:51] ---**
Hey. Not one of them suffered a scratch.
**[16:53] ---**
What?
**[16:55] ---**
Impossible!
**[16:55] ---**
That was a direct hit
from our high-speed torpedoes!
**[16:59] ---**
Strong energy signals fast approaching.
**[17:08] ---**
Severe damage to the tertiary bridge.
**[17:10] ---**
That one's just for show.
**[17:11] ---**
A second wave is coming.
**[17:13] ---**
Tell me that sooner!
***SIGN*** Warning
***SIGN*** In a Real Pinch
**[17:19] ---**
R-Retreat. Surface immediately.
Blow the main tank.
**[17:29] ---**
S-Sergeant!
**[17:35] ---**
Sergeant!
**[17:44] ---**
That was real close.
**[17:46] ---**
Huh?
**[17:47] ---**
What's the matter?
**[17:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[17:54] ---**
Don't tell me we lost him down there?!
**[17:57] ---**
What do we do now, captain?
**[17:59] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[18:00] ---**
You must live on...!
**[18:03] ---**
This is not the time for your theatrics!
**[18:05] ---**
We're going back down there.
**[18:07] ---**
That's right.
**[18:08] ---**
We can't do that.
**[18:10] ---**
Our emergency blow just now
completely damaged the vents.
**[18:14] ---**
What?
**[18:26] ---**
This was all... a big mistake...
**[18:30] ---**
Man was not meant to come here at all...
**[18:37] ---**
A real megalodon.
**[18:40] ---**
It looks just like in the books.
**[18:49] ---**
This boy must be saved.
**[18:54] ---**
He loves the sea. He's no
different from all of us here.
**[19:03] ---**
What... a mermaid?
**[19:16] ---**
It's her!
**[19:17] ---**
Don't forget...
**[19:19] ---**
Huh?
**[19:20] ---**
Don't forget...
**[19:22] ---**
...that all life originates from the sea.
**[19:27] ---**
Don't forget that...
**[19:34] ---**
Huh?
**[19:35] ---**
Are you all right, Fuyuki-dono?
**[19:36] ---**
Dororo.
**[19:38] ---**
Where am I?
**[19:39] ---**
I found you washed ashore.
**[19:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[19:44] ---**
Oh.
**[19:45] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Are you all right?
**[19:48] ---**
I was so worried about you!
**[19:51] ---**
Sergeant...
**[19:52] ---**
Where have you been, Fuyuki?
**[19:55] ---**
I think it's best we all went home now.
**[19:57] ---**
Or, like, homeward journey?
**[20:00] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Trash Bag
**[20:13] ---**
I'll be just a minute.
I just need to clean up a bit.
**[20:18] ---**
All life here on Earth
came from the sea, after all.
**[20:22] ---**
I completely agree.
**[20:23] ---**
C'mon, Natsumi-san.
Why don't we join them?
**[20:26] ---**
O-Okay.
**[20:27] ---**
We should all take care of our seas.
**[20:29] ---**
Or, like, eco friendly?
***SIGN*** Trash Bag
**[20:36] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[20:38] ---**
Look! Look over there!
**[20:45] ---**
No! Our flags...
**[20:47] ---**
Our operation was another bust.
Fish them all out.
**[20:51] ---**
Look over there! The first star!
**[20:56] ---**
Wow...
**[21:02] ---**
There was a period before our time
**[21:06] ---**
when highly evolved beings on land
decided to go back to the sea.
**[21:09] ---**
They live deep in the ocean,
avoiding any contact with mankind.
**[21:16] ---**
But...
**[21:18] ---**
...if we continue to threaten
their existence here on Earth...
**[21:22] ---**
...the Nontolma might someday
turn their wrath on human beings.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Fuyuki.
**[23:08] ---**
There are many mysteries
still hidden from us in the ocean.
**[23:11] ---**
It's amazing, and rather frightening.
**[23:14] ---**
Well, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
**[23:16] ---**
Sergeant Keroro told me to say that,
**[23:18] ---**
but is that quoting someone?
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that! The next episode
is all about ecology.
**[23:22] ---**
"Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
Two heartwarming episodes!
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E21 - Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir! / Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK0291/keroros-energy-saving-invasion-sir--keroros-countryside-exploration-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir!
**[01:38] ---**
It was a sunny day of August,
in the year 2004.
**[01:42] ---**
Temperatures reached 37.8 °C.
**[01:45] ---**
Wind velocity: zero.
Discomfort index: 89. Simply put...
**[01:49] ---**
...it was too darn hot.
**[01:52] ---**
This heat may seem unbearable.
**[01:53] ---**
But... compared to the scorching
ceramic desert battlefields
***SIGN*** Heat from the sun
***SIGN*** Reflected heat
**[01:56] ---**
of the planet Heboron,
***SIGN*** Heat from the ground
***SIGN*** Heat from the air conditioner
**[01:58] ---**
this isn't... this isn't...
**[02:02] ---**
This isn't...
**[02:05] ---**
This must be how heaven feels.
**[02:11] ---**
Sis, have some juice.
**[02:13] ---**
It's too cold!
Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
**[02:16] ---**
What're you talking about, Fuyuki?
**[02:18] ---**
It's a waste not to use what you have.
**[02:20] ---**
Well, I guess...
**[02:21] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:25] ---**
It really hits the spot.
**[02:29] ---**
W-Water...
**[02:38] ---**
Super Natsumi of the Pekopon forces
to the rescue!
**[02:42] ---**
Rock punch.
**[02:44] ---**
Megaton kick.
**[02:48] ---**
That's enough.
**[02:50] ---**
You must be the evil leader,
Sergeant Keroro.
**[02:53] ---**
Take her down.
**[02:57] ---**
Nooooo!
**[03:00] ---**
Now, all that will be left
of Super Natsumi will be mush.
**[03:02] ---**
What an uplifting turn of events, isn't it?
**[03:05] ---**
It's amazing what
computer graphics can do.
**[03:11] ---**
Night after sleepless night
of working for a whole week.
**[03:14] ---**
The Keroro Platoon promotional
video will soon be finished.
**[03:18] ---**
When we offer it on
alien internet shopping,
**[03:20] ---**
I'm certain it'll sell like hotcakes!
**[03:28] ---**
Let's get down to the
finishing touches of the video.
**[03:31] ---**
A-All right. Go ahead.
**[03:38] ---**
Well, I'm glad you decided
to meet here in this coffee shop.
**[03:42] ---**
I don't have air conditioning at home.
**[03:43] ---**
When we finally publish
this debut work of yours,
**[03:46] ---**
I'm sure you'll earn enough to buy one.
I see great potential in you.
**[03:51] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[03:53] ---**
Well, let's get started, shall we?
**[03:54] ---**
First, let's discuss the intro sequence.
**[03:56] ---**
Sure.
**[03:57] ---**
And so, it seemed as though
**[03:59] ---**
this hot day in summer
would pass without any incident.
***SIGN*** Kurukurukuru... Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
**[04:02] ---**
But...
**[04:06] ---**
Tragedy will strike whenever
you least expect to find it present.
***SIGN*** Tragedy will strike Whenever you least expect To find it present.
**[04:11] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Kurukurukuru... Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
**[04:18] ---**
What happened?
**[04:19] ---**
It's a power failure.
**[04:23] ---**
Where's the data? Where's the data
for our promotional video?
**[04:25] ---**
O-O-Of course, the data was
s-s-saved before this blackout...
**[04:27] ---**
Right? Right? Right?
**[04:31] ---**
Sorry, I forgot to do that.
***SIGN*** Dramatization
**[04:40] ---**
It sure is dark in here.
**[04:41] ---**
It's getting hot...
**[04:43] ---**
It must be some kind of
power failure. Hinata-san...?
**[04:47] ---**
You know... I think you need to develop
this character a little bit more.
**[04:52] ---**
Like, give him a dark side, even
though he may not look like that.
**[04:56] ---**
Oh... of course!
That's a great idea.
**[05:01] ---**
Yes, yes...
**[05:04] ---**
It's so hot. It's just too hot.
**[05:07] ---**
When will this power failure finally end?
**[05:11] ---**
Oh yeah, Fuyuki. You know
that electric fan in the closet?
**[05:14] ---**
Why don't you bring it here?
**[05:16] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:17] ---**
Hey, Sis, there's a
power failure right now.
**[05:19] ---**
How can we use an electric fan?!
**[05:23] ---**
I can't take it any longer. Somebody help!
**[05:27] ---**
I hear!
**[05:31] ---**
There's someone crying for help.
**[05:33] ---**
Her voice sounds so heartbreaking!
**[05:41] ---**
We'll go in the direction of that lovely
but agonizing voice asking for help.
**[05:45] ---**
We'll go to the ends of
the Earth for those in need.
**[05:49] ---**
Koyuki-no-jou, humbly intruding!
**[05:52] ---**
Likewise, Dororo! My pleasure!
**[05:55] ---**
Why did you come from there?
**[05:57] ---**
What's the matter with you, Natsumi-san?
**[05:58] ---**
Do you have a stomachache
from eating too much cold food?
**[06:01] ---**
No, it's the power failure...
**[06:03] ---**
Power failure?
**[06:04] ---**
Huh? There's no blackout at your house?
**[06:06] ---**
We don't have any use for electricity.
**[06:09] ---**
Really? But we're in the 21st century.
**[06:13] ---**
It doesn't matter which century we're in.
**[06:15] ---**
A ninja relies only on three things:
heaven, earth, and people.
**[06:18] ---**
The heat of summer... the cold of
winter... those are of no consequence.
**[06:22] ---**
You really are amazing, Koyuki-chan.
**[06:25] ---**
I don't think I could
last a day longer in this heat.
**[06:28] ---**
If that's your only problem,
let this humble servant take care of it!
**[06:32] ---**
Huh?
**[06:35] ---**
Uncle! I brought you something!
**[06:38] ---**
Huh?
**[06:44] ---**
Uncle, are you all right?
Who did this to you?
**[06:48] ---**
Oh... Lady Mois, the truth is...
**[06:51] ---**
The promotional video data was lost?
**[06:55] ---**
There's no need to worry about that.
**[06:58] ---**
I actually saved a copy of
your video here in my cell phone.
***SIGN*** The state-of-the art model! With a large built-in memory!
**[07:08] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[07:10] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:19] ---**
K-Keroro... Now is our chance.
**[07:22] ---**
J-Just look at the Pekoponians.
**[07:25] ---**
This power failure has
made them all panicked.
**[07:29] ---**
This is the perfect time for us to...
**[07:32] ---**
I'm talking to you,
you disrespectful brat!
***SIGN*** *audible from space
***SIGN*** Scream
**[07:49] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[07:52] ---**
I really wish I could
close shop early today... but...
**[07:56] ---**
The way it is now,
**[07:56] ---**
there's no motivation for the
heroine to do something like that.
**[07:59] ---**
I see. Maybe I'll put these
three pages in the first half,
**[08:02] ---**
and add a little more detail
when she first appears.
**[08:04] ---**
Yes, that'll make it much better!
**[08:05] ---**
Oh, boy...
**[08:07] ---**
This is amazing.
**[08:09] ---**
Who would've thought
these would be set up out here?
**[08:12] ---**
But why isn't the water cold?
**[08:15] ---**
Didn't I tell you, Natsumi-san?
Just let me take care of everything.
**[08:20] ---**
Huh. What's going on?
**[08:26] ---**
Ninja Art: Such-and-Such
Why Not no Jutsu!
**[08:34] ---**
Wow, that was all a blur...
**[08:37] ---**
This sure feels good.
**[08:39] ---**
A cold compress after a hot bath
really hits the spot.
**[08:41] ---**
It's the best cooling trick.
**[08:44] ---**
Oh?
**[08:45] ---**
But there's still more.
**[08:47] ---**
Huh?
**[08:51] ---**
They're finally here.
**[08:53] ---**
We are all ready for you.
**[08:55] ---**
Wow...
**[08:57] ---**
Help yourself, Sis.
**[08:59] ---**
It's beautiful.
**[09:06] ---**
Clear the mind of worries, and even fire
shall feel like the breeze of spring.
**[09:11] ---**
Even if you don't have
any modern conveniences,
**[09:13] ---**
as long as you feel good inside,
you can overcome any challenges.
**[09:16] ---**
Yes, I see it now.
**[09:18] ---**
Now, look up above.
**[09:19] ---**
Huh?
**[09:20] ---**
Wow...
**[09:23] ---**
It's amazing how much you
can see when there are no lights.
**[09:38] ---**
It's good!
**[09:39] ---**
All right! This is great!
**[09:41] ---**
Looks like you'll be able
to buy an air conditioner...
**[09:46] ---**
Really? So that means you
won't be coming here anymore?
**[09:51] ---**
N-No, no. I'll always
come here, no matter what.
**[09:53] ---**
Maybe I should just
reject your work.
**[09:56] ---**
What?! Please don't!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Peach Group
**[10:06] ---**
Please hurry, Paul.
**[10:07] ---**
There's no emergency power generator
like ours at Fuyuki-kun's home.
**[10:10] ---**
So I'm sure he's having
a hard time right now.
**[10:13] ---**
We have to get this portable
generator to him as soon as we can.
**[10:16] ---**
Yes, milady.
**[10:18] ---**
The truth is, the darkness is a
perfect opportunity to...
**[10:22] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:23] ---**
It's all right, Nishizawa-san!
**[10:26] ---**
This is getting me fired up!
**[10:28] ---**
Isn't it pretty?
**[10:37] ---**
Oh, it went out.
**[10:39] ---**
Paul?
**[10:41] ---**
Looks like they don't need the generator.
**[10:44] ---**
Um... good evening.
**[10:46] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[10:47] ---**
C'mon, Momoka-chan!
Join us in lighting these sparklers!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Peach Group
**[10:49] ---**
Can I? I'd love to.
**[10:52] ---**
Which one do you want?
**[10:55] ---**
And this is how a rather unusual
summer day came to an end.
**[11:01] ---**
Several days later...
**[11:04] ---**
The accident from the other day
served as a lesson for us.
**[11:08] ---**
And so we finally succeeded in developing
a state-of-the-art power generator system.
**[11:14] ---**
Wind power from this gigantic industrial fan!
**[11:17] ---**
Hydroelectric power from this water pump!
**[11:21] ---**
And thermal power from electric stoves.
**[11:25] ---**
Th-This is fantastic.
**[11:28] ---**
I'm gonna call it our...
Electric Power Generator.
***SIGN*** Electric Power Generator
**[11:30] ---**
This is a momentous moment.
Everyone, witness the... plug in!
**[11:33] ---**
Wow...
**[11:39] ---**
Check the breaker.
**[11:49] ---**
Summer is the season when people
go back home for a visit.
**[11:55] ---**
Hey, this old cheapo isn't half bad.
**[11:59] ---**
Let's see how it can do.
**[12:01] ---**
Hey, behind us!
**[12:03] ---**
What's the matter?
**[12:04] ---**
That's the legendary "Red Comet,"
**[12:06] ---**
which has never lost a single
drift race on this mountain road.
**[12:08] ---**
What? I'd better just give way
and let them pass.
**[12:11] ---**
What the...! Look ahead!
**[12:22] ---**
Our cheap used car...
**[12:24] ---**
Aw, man...
**[12:25] ---**
Is it just me? All the cars in front
seem to have been letting us pass.
**[12:31] ---**
I wonder myself.
**[12:32] ---**
It's been a long time
since we last visited Grandma.
**[12:45] ---**
Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!
**[12:51] ---**
Maybe we should have brought
the sergeant and his friends along.
**[12:55] ---**
Don't be ridiculous.
It's a family gathering.
**[12:57] ---**
Why would you want
that stupid frog here?
**[13:05] ---**
Don't mind us. We're all
just baggage in here.
**[13:08] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[13:09] ---**
Mom. Back up a bit.
**[13:13] ---**
What the heck are you doing here?!
**[13:16] ---**
Well... because...
**[13:18] ---**
It's unfair that you leave us behind
when you travel!
**[13:22] ---**
And what's the idea,
not being invisible?
**[13:24] ---**
Our anti-barriers are out of batteries.
**[13:26] ---**
In any case,
**[13:28] ---**
stay inside that shed until
we leave tomorrow. Understood?
**[13:36] ---**
So even tantrums don't work.
**[13:38] ---**
Of course not.
**[13:39] ---**
Don't you feel a little sorry for them?
**[13:41] ---**
Of course not.
**[13:42] ---**
What if Grandma sees them
and suffers a fit?
**[13:46] ---**
You know, she might not.
**[13:48] ---**
What?
**[13:49] ---**
Well, here we are.
**[13:51] ---**
Wow... this sure brings back memories!
**[13:57] ---**
Mother, I'm home. It's Aki.
**[14:00] ---**
Hey, she just leaves the door unlocked?
**[14:02] ---**
I guess you don't have to
worry about intruders over here.
**[14:05] ---**
Mom? Hm?
***SIGN*** Gone to pick some wild plants. - Grandma Akina
**[14:08] ---**
"Gone to pick some wild plants."
**[14:12] ---**
Still healthy and strong, as always.
**[14:14] ---**
Did you find Grandma?
**[14:21] ---**
She's kept this bat for me all this time.
**[14:25] ---**
Okay, this time we'll try it
with names of animals.
**[14:28] ---**
I'll start with... leopard.
**[14:30] ---**
Last letter d... d... duck.
**[14:32] ---**
Keroro!
**[14:33] ---**
O... o...
**[14:35] ---**
Keroro isn't a name of an animal!
**[14:37] ---**
Sorry, but I'm going to have
to take off and leave you here.
**[14:41] ---**
I can feel it. My blood is
really excited about something.
**[14:45] ---**
Corporal Giroro! He's a problem.
**[14:48] ---**
He doesn't even listen
to the leader's orders.
**[14:51] ---**
Wouldn't you agree,
Private Tamama? Not here either?!
**[14:55] ---**
This is it.
**[14:58] ---**
Jungle warfare, survival tactics!
**[15:01] ---**
It's been a while since
I've felt this excited.
**[15:11] ---**
I knew right away.
It sent a shock up my body.
**[15:14] ---**
You are in love with me, aren't you?
**[15:18] ---**
Let me interrupt for a while, and explain.
**[15:20] ---**
Tamama has found the
legendary Super Rhinoceros Beetle.
**[15:23] ---**
It is said to emerge
only once every 10,000 years.
**[15:29] ---**
You fighter, yes,
my fellow grappler. Let's do it!
**[15:35] ---**
What the?
***SIGN*** Not bad...
**[15:48] ---**
I'm not done yet, you hear?!
**[15:52] ---**
F... f... famished laughing hyena.
**[15:57] ---**
A... a... angst-ridden hippopotamus.
**[16:01] ---**
S... s... something...
**[16:04] ---**
Sergeant.
**[16:08] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki!
**[16:10] ---**
I beg your pardon for
going out of the shed, sir!
**[16:13] ---**
Oh, come on.
I just wanted to play with you.
**[16:17] ---**
What?
**[16:19] ---**
By the way, Master Fuyuki.
**[16:20] ---**
What?
**[16:21] ---**
I was just wondering...
**[16:24] ---**
This woman you call Grandma,
who is she, sir?
**[16:27] ---**
Grandma is Mom's mother.
**[16:29] ---**
You could say she's the head honcho
of the whole Hinata household.
**[16:34] ---**
Th-That means she's the superior
of the superior of my superior.
***SIGN*** First Lieutenant Second Lieutenant Sergeant Major Master Sergeant Sergeant
***SIGN*** Admiral Colonel Lieutenant Colonel Major Captain First Lieutenant Second Lieutenant
***SIGN*** Admiral
**[16:38] ---**
In other words, the admiral?
**[16:40] ---**
I bet she must be really terrifying, sir!
**[16:43] ---**
What's the matter, Sergeant?
Aren't you going to pick up the ball?
**[16:45] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry, sir!
**[16:48] ---**
Please excuse me...
**[16:54] ---**
It's only a dog on a leash.
**[16:58] ---**
I'm not scared at all.
**[17:01] ---**
Be careful there, Sergeant.
**[17:02] ---**
Dogs around here
are allowed to run freely...
***SIGN*** Scream
***SIGN*** *audible from space
**[17:17] ---**
He's gone.
**[17:22] ---**
What the heck was I thinking?
**[17:24] ---**
I guess I got too excited about
being in a place like this.
**[17:28] ---**
Darn...
**[17:33] ---**
What's this? It's an elderberry leaf
which helps heal wounds.
**[17:40] ---**
Who's out there?
**[17:54] ---**
I... I admit defeat...
***SIGN*** That was a great battle...
***SIGN*** Farewell, my friend!
**[18:08] ---**
Who are you?
**[18:10] ---**
Mom...? Mom...!
**[18:25] ---**
I'm totally lost, sir.
**[18:33] ---**
What do we go? Where do we do?
**[18:40] ---**
Did you hear that strange ringing sound?
**[18:42] ---**
You startled me. Don't you dare
do that again, you stupid dog.
**[18:46] ---**
No, no! I was just kidding! Stop.
**[18:51] ---**
What the heck are you doing?
**[18:56] ---**
What's that light?
And what's that sound?
**[19:05] ---**
You found the way out of the forest.
**[19:08] ---**
Keroro.
**[19:09] ---**
Hey. It's Corporal Giroro
and Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[19:12] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:13] ---**
Sarge!
**[19:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[19:16] ---**
Mom, Sis, I found him!
**[19:19] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[19:20] ---**
I wanted to just leave him out there.
**[19:23] ---**
I still have a place to go back to.
**[19:27] ---**
Nothing feels as good as this!
**[19:30] ---**
I see now...
**[19:31] ---**
Don't cause so much trouble.
**[19:33] ---**
I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
**[19:41] ---**
Mr. Sergeant.
**[19:41] ---**
Keroro.
**[19:42] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[19:45] ---**
It's nothing.
**[19:46] ---**
Good night.
**[19:58] ---**
What was that sound
that guided us back?
***SIGN*** Grind grind...
***SIGN*** Snore snore...
**[20:09] ---**
I can't sleep!
**[20:11] ---**
And so, the short vacation in the country
**[20:13] ---**
for Keroro and his team
came to an end. Or so it seemed...
**[20:17] ---**
Are you all ready?
**[20:19] ---**
Yes, Mom.
**[20:20] ---**
Well, this is it, Grandma.
We'll visit you again sometime.
**[20:23] ---**
I hope you all stay a
little longer next time.
**[20:26] ---**
Okay.
**[20:26] ---**
We'd best be going, Mom.
**[20:28] ---**
Right...
**[20:30] ---**
It's that ringing sound!
**[20:31] ---**
Grandma. What's that bell you're wearing?
**[20:34] ---**
This keeps all the wild beasts away.
**[20:37] ---**
I'll be going into the mountains again today.
**[20:54] ---**
What's this now? I thought
those were just mountain spirits.
**[20:58] ---**
I didn't know they were
new members of the family.
**[21:02] ---**
I hope you all get along with each other.
**[21:11] ---**
Boy, what a trip... Next year,
I'll make sure it's just family.
**[21:15] ---**
Mom! Make a sharp turn
into that dirt road!
**[21:18] ---**
Huh? You mean here?
**[21:27] ---**
And finally,
**[21:28] ---**
the whole Hinata household
got back home to Tokyo safely.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:06] ---**
This is Momoka. I heard
Fuyuki went to "Countryside,"
**[23:10] ---**
so I tried to find it on the world map,
**[23:12] ---**
but I couldn't find any
place called Countryside.
**[23:15] ---**
Where the hell is it?!
**[23:17] ---**
Never mind such—
**[23:18] ---**
Wait just a minute, Sergeant,
I mean, former Platoon Leader.
**[23:21] ---**
I'll take it from here.
**[23:24] ---**
"Tamama: I'll be the Leader
from Now On, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
One full episode next time.
Sounds good, doesn't it?
**[23:29] ---**
Ke-Ke-Kero!
# E22 - Tamama: I'll be the Leader from Now On, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2QJX/tamama-ill-be-the-leader-from-now-on-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
Out of the blue, we'll ask a question.
***SIGN*** Do you have any complaints about your superior?
**[01:33] ---**
Do you have any
complaints about your superior?
**[01:37] ---**
Complaints? Hmm, let's see...
**[01:39] ---**
I wish my boss were more serious
about his Pekopon invasion.
**[01:43] ---**
That's a complaint, right?
**[01:45] ---**
Sure I do.
**[01:46] ---**
All he does is do household chores
and build Gundam models.
**[01:50] ---**
It pains me to see
**[01:52] ---**
how he fails to appreciate
the natural beauty of this planet.
**[01:55] ---**
As long as he's funny,
I couldn't care less.
**[01:58] ---**
But now that you mentioned it,
he's been pretty boring lately.
**[02:02] ---**
Surprisingly, four out of five
Keronians living on Earth
***SIGN*** Do you have any complaints about your superior?
***SIGN*** No
Yes
**[02:06] ---**
are dissatisfied with their superior.
***SIGN*** How do you view the results of our survey?
**[02:10] ---**
How do you view
the results of our survey?
***SIGN*** Survey
**[02:14] ---**
Well, no one in the universe
is free from dissatisfaction.
**[02:18] ---**
I don't know what the big deal is.
**[02:20] ---**
Here, this will help!
**[02:29] ---**
Tamama: I'll be the Leader
from Now On, Sir!
**[02:36] ---**
Should we stay loyal
to a guy like him?
**[02:40] ---**
But HQ appointed him
as the platoon leader.
**[02:44] ---**
So we can't complain.
**[02:47] ---**
It's just the way it is, right?
**[02:50] ---**
Grrr.
**[02:53] ---**
You may not like it,
but I'm the platoon leader.
**[02:56] ---**
Without an order from headquarters,
I'll always be the platoon leader.
**[03:06] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:06] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:08] ---**
A subspace arrow... with a letter.
**[03:12] ---**
Let's see...
**[03:15] ---**
It's an urgent communication from HQ.
**[03:20] ---**
Let's see now...
**[03:23] ---**
No way!
**[03:24] ---**
So, what does it say?
***SIGN*** Gloomy
**[03:29] ---**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[03:30] ---**
Well Mister Sergeant,
it's actually, ummm... you know...
**[03:38] ---**
Why do you all look so serious?
**[03:42] ---**
What does it say? Let me read it.
**[03:45] ---**
Platoon leader changes to Tam—
***SIGN*** PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
**[03:49] ---**
Tam— Tam—
***SIGN*** T A M A M A
**[03:53] ---**
Ta—
***SIGN*** Platoon Leader changes to Tamama
**[04:03] ---**
Platoon leader changes...
**[04:05] ---**
...to Tamama... to Tamama...
to Tamama...
**[04:09] ---**
We'll have to change all the
security codes of our secret base here.
**[04:14] ---**
And we'll have to change
all the passwords, as well.
**[04:17] ---**
I guess that's the new
platoon leader's first job.
**[04:20] ---**
B-But I...
**[04:22] ---**
This is clearly some kind of mistake.
**[04:24] ---**
How can Tamama
suddenly become the leader?
**[04:27] ---**
It's an official memo from HQ.
**[04:29] ---**
But Tamama is only a private 2nd class!
**[04:31] ---**
The highest-ranking officer doesn't
necessarily become a group leader.
***SIGN*** Private 2nd Class
**[04:36] ---**
Tama.
***SIGN*** Lance Corporal
**[04:37] ---**
Doro.
***SIGN*** Corporal
**[04:38] ---**
Giro.
***SIGN*** Sergeant
**[04:39] ---**
Kero.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major
**[04:40] ---**
Kulu.
**[04:57] ---**
Lady Mois, you must have something
to say about this, right?!
**[05:00] ---**
Right?!
**[05:03] ---**
Uncle was the platoon leader,
**[05:05] ---**
but he's not anymore.
**[05:07] ---**
Which means that Uncle
is not Uncle anymore!
**[05:10] ---**
No... I'm so confused!
I don't know what to do!
**[05:14] ---**
Or, like, shifting destiny?
**[05:21] ---**
Excuse me, Mr. Sergeant.
**[05:24] ---**
Tamama...
**[05:25] ---**
I don't know if I can
become as good a leader as you,
**[05:29] ---**
but I will do whatever I can
to be a good leader.
**[05:32] ---**
I will try my best to be like you.
**[05:34] ---**
You will always be
the leader in my heart.
***SIGN*** Emotionally touched
**[05:43] ---**
Oh, that Tamama...
**[05:47] ---**
At the Nishizawa mansion.
**[05:48] ---**
Okay. I'll do my best to be as
great a leader as the sergeant!
***SIGN*** Platoon Leader 101 How to be a Platoon Leader The Perfect Platoon Leader The Modern Platoon Leader
***SIGN*** The Platoon Leader
**[05:56] ---**
What a leader needs is strength.
**[06:00] ---**
I see. That means I must
build up my muscles.
***SIGN*** An Introduction to Becoming a Platoon Leader
**[06:07] ---**
A leader must always be properly attired.
**[06:11] ---**
That means I have to wear
more stylish clothes.
**[06:18] ---**
And what else is there...
**[06:19] ---**
A leader must never
repeat any of his failures.
**[06:23] ---**
I totally agree.
**[06:24] ---**
That means I must research the
reasons why we haven't succeeded.
**[06:47] ---**
It's morning... sir.
**[06:51] ---**
I'm not the leader anymore, sir...
**[06:56] ---**
You will always be the leader
in my heart.
**[07:03] ---**
I don't see how Tamama
can actually be a leader.
**[07:06] ---**
I'm sure, in no time,
he'll come crying to me.
**[07:11] ---**
I'll just rest here for a while
until that happens.
**[07:17] ---**
Are we really going through with this?
**[07:19] ---**
Those were the orders of our new leader.
**[07:22] ---**
I'm a little hesitant...
***SIGN*** Grind grind grind...
**[07:30] ---**
What's going on?!
**[07:33] ---**
W-Who are you?
**[07:36] ---**
Tamama!
**[07:38] ---**
W-What the heck were you thinking?
Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[07:41] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama?
That's what I was called until yesterday.
**[07:46] ---**
From this day on...
***SIGN*** Commander (Platoon Leader)
**[07:56] ---**
...you call me Commander Tamama.
**[08:02] ---**
What is this blinding light?
**[08:04] ---**
Is that the aura reserved only for
those who are appointed leaders?
**[08:10] ---**
Hup, two, three, four...
**[08:13] ---**
What are you doing, sir?
**[08:17] ---**
I've decided that this will be
my room from this day on.
**[08:20] ---**
I think it's convenient to
live closer to the secret base.
**[08:24] ---**
Didn't you tell me yesterday
**[08:26] ---**
that deep in your heart,
I'd always be the leader?
**[08:28] ---**
I kinda vaguely remember
something like that...
**[08:34] ---**
The leader in my heart... is dead.
**[08:37] ---**
So fast?!
**[08:41] ---**
*Tamama the leader... **
**[08:44] ---**
*Tamama... Leader... **
***SIGN*** PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
**[08:47] ---**
You never know with life...
**[08:52] ---**
Everything changed with
this small piece of paper.
**[08:57] ---**
From now on,
instead of the Keroro Platoon,
**[08:58] ---**
we'll call ourselves
the Tamama Platoon.
**[09:00] ---**
And from now on,
**[09:01] ---**
I would like to really push
our plan to conquer Pekopon.
**[09:05] ---**
But before we get to that...
***SIGN*** Grin
***SIGN*** Thump thump
**[09:09] ---**
I was up all night
analyzing what has gone wrong.
**[09:12] ---**
It became clear to me that the reason our
conquest plans haven't moved one bit...
**[09:16] ---**
...is because of these.
**[09:19] ---**
Th-That's true...
**[09:21] ---**
I cannot argue with this.
**[09:23] ---**
We must make sure
we get rid of all of them.
**[09:27] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu.
Bring in that thing.
**[09:33] ---**
N-No! Not that!
**[09:36] ---**
It looks so real, doesn't it?
And it emits real laser beams.
**[09:40] ---**
Don't do it!
**[10:08] ---**
M-My Gundam models...
***SIGN*** God of plastic models, forgive me.
**[10:16] ---**
Th-They were all destroyed...
**[10:18] ---**
...by a single Ball pod.
**[10:22] ---**
I'll get you for this, Tamama!
**[10:25] ---**
Do you actually dare to
defy your leader?
**[10:37] ---**
There's no place for a
dishonorable man in my platoon.
**[10:40] ---**
Off you go.
**[10:42] ---**
Maria!
**[10:44] ---**
Behave yourself in
solitary confinement, okay?
**[10:47] ---**
That was too harsh...
**[10:48] ---**
Hey. Don't you think that
was a bit too much?
**[10:51] ---**
Do you think it was easy
for me to do that?
**[10:54] ---**
But I had no choice if we are
to successfully conquer Pekopon.
**[10:58] ---**
I suggest you all be careful, as well.
**[11:02] ---**
Now that that nuisance of
an ex-leader is here no more,
**[11:04] ---**
allow me to announce
my new plan of conquest.
**[11:07] ---**
I call it "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float."
**[11:10] ---**
Operation...
**[11:11] ---**
...Pekopon Cola Float?
**[11:13] ---**
What is this
"Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
**[11:15] ---**
proposed by the
new platoon leader Tamama?
**[11:19] ---**
Keroro Platoon's inner battle
awaits after the break.
**[11:32] ---**
New platoon leader Tamama
has revealed his Pekopon invasion plan.
**[11:37] ---**
Meanwhile...
**[11:41] ---**
Why...? Why is this happening?
**[11:46] ---**
Son, I hear you've become the leader
of the Pekopon Conquest Team!
**[11:49] ---**
I'm so proud of you.
What an achievement!
**[11:52] ---**
I wish you good luck, Keroro.
I mean... Leader.
**[11:56] ---**
Waiting for your instructions,
my leader.
**[11:58] ---**
I'll build whatever you want,
Commander.
**[12:00] ---**
Yay! Mr. Sergeant will be our leader!
**[12:04] ---**
You will always be the leader
in my heart.
**[12:09] ---**
I can command the platoon
better than anyone.
**[12:12] ---**
I'm sure you can hear me
up there! Private Tamama!
**[12:16] ---**
Tamama... Tamama...
**[12:19] ---**
Let me explain the mechanics
of this operation.
***SIGN*** Didn't hear at all
**[12:23] ---**
Didn't hear at all.
**[12:24] ---**
"Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
is quite simple, actually.
***SIGN*** Cola
***SIGN*** Cola
**[12:27] ---**
First, we'll convert all the water
in the seas of Pekopon to cola.
**[12:32] ---**
Then we'll convert all the ice in the
North and South Poles
**[12:35] ---**
to ice cream and shaved ice.
***SIGN*** Noodle shop
***SIGN*** Diner
**[12:37] ---**
All restaurants will be
turned into cake shops.
***SIGN*** Cake shop
***SIGN*** Cake Shop
***SIGN*** Barbecue
***SIGN*** Beef Bowl
***SIGN*** Cake shop
***SIGN*** Cake shop
***SIGN*** Tempura & Egg Noodles Kitsune Noodles Tanuki Noodles Meat Noodles
**[12:40] ---**
The Pekoponian diet will
consist only of cakes and soft drinks.
***SIGN*** Chocolate Cake Tiramisu Cheesecake Mille-feuille
***SIGN*** Cheesecake Mille-feuille Tiramisu Mont Blanc
**[12:44] ---**
The only exception I'll allow will be
tuna sushi with really fatty meat.
***SIGN*** Fatty tuna 200 yen a plate
**[12:49] ---**
All the inhabitants of Pekopon
will be so grateful to me!
**[12:51] ---**
And this is how we will be able to
conquer Pekopon peacefully.
**[12:54] ---**
A-Are you actually serious?
**[12:57] ---**
Huh?
**[12:58] ---**
We must not push ahead
with such an operation.
**[13:01] ---**
If we do that,
**[13:03] ---**
the ecosystem of Pekopon
will become a complete mess.
**[13:07] ---**
So, Lance Corporal Dororo,
you are against my plans, is that it?
**[13:12] ---**
That is correct. I have said my piece.
**[13:14] ---**
Well, then... good riddance!
**[13:18] ---**
Dororo!
**[13:23] ---**
Didn't I tell you before?
**[13:25] ---**
If you go against me,
you'll end up like the sergeant.
**[13:30] ---**
In other words, like this.
**[13:32] ---**
Corporal Giroro, you will agree
with my plans, right?
**[13:39] ---**
In the army, the orders of your
commanding officer are absolute.
**[13:42] ---**
And furthermore, I have
no reason to reject any plans
**[13:45] ---**
that have to do with
conquering Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Decision made.
**[13:49] ---**
Decision made!
***SIGN*** Operation: Pekopon Cola Float
**[13:50] ---**
"Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
is now under way!
**[13:54] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
set it up right away.
**[13:57] ---**
Aye, aye, sir.
**[13:59] ---**
I don't think Tamama
is cut out to be a leader...
**[14:02] ---**
But this could spur Keroro
to do better next time.
***SIGN*** Jail
**[14:07] ---**
I do not think it will be hard
to get out of this prison.
**[14:10] ---**
But I want to stay for a while
and watch over them.
**[14:16] ---**
We're home.
**[14:17] ---**
It's so hot.
**[14:19] ---**
It's your turn to do the
kitchen chores today, Fuyuki.
**[14:21] ---**
Make sure dinner's ready, okay?
**[14:23] ---**
Yeah, yeah...
**[14:25] ---**
Time for a nice refreshing shower...
**[14:30] ---**
What?! What's going on?
**[14:33] ---**
Let me see... We had some
leftover croquettes from last night...
**[14:39] ---**
What's this?
**[14:42] ---**
Show yourself, you stupid frog!
**[14:44] ---**
Hey... they've redecorated the room...
**[14:47] ---**
Giroro. Where's that stupid frog now?
**[14:49] ---**
He's not here.
**[14:51] ---**
What on Earth is he thinking, turning
the water supply into cola?!
**[14:55] ---**
Aren't you glad, Natchi? Now you
can drink cola anytime you want.
**[14:59] ---**
Are you crazy or something?
I can't take a shower in that!
**[15:03] ---**
I have a problem, too.
**[15:04] ---**
The only food we have
in the fridge is sweets.
**[15:08] ---**
How can I prepare dinner tonight?
**[15:10] ---**
B-But you can have all the
dessert you want.
**[15:13] ---**
But you need to think of
a balanced diet...
**[15:17] ---**
Natchi and Fukki, neither of
you seems to like my idea...
**[15:23] ---**
Huh?
**[15:23] ---**
This was your idea, Tamama?
**[15:25] ---**
You will address me by my title!
**[15:27] ---**
I am Commander Tamama!
**[15:29] ---**
Leader of the Space Invasion Force
Special Advance Team
**[15:31] ---**
of the 58th planet of the Toad Nebula!
**[15:35] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!!
**[15:37] ---**
Take this, foolish Pekoponians!
**[15:41] ---**
Natsumi!
**[15:43] ---**
Tamama. You dumbo, have you
forgotten how much we owe them?
**[15:46] ---**
I do not care.
**[15:47] ---**
It serves them right for
defying the platoon leader.
**[15:51] ---**
You've gone too far, jerkface.
**[15:53] ---**
I have a lot of high-ranking friends
at our headquarters.
**[15:57] ---**
One word from me, and they can
rescind official communications.
**[16:02] ---**
Those who side with
enemy Pekoponians
**[16:04] ---**
also deserve solitary confinement!
**[16:10] ---**
Oh!
**[16:12] ---**
Sorry to disturb you...
**[16:14] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
I want you to catch that woman!
**[16:17] ---**
Roger.
**[16:19] ---**
What a time to present
a new mechanical robot!
**[16:26] ---**
Or, like, total goner?!
***SIGN*** Total goner
**[16:32] ---**
Mission accomplished.
**[16:38] ---**
Did you put her in
solitary confinement, as well?
**[16:41] ---**
No... all the solitary
confinement units were taken.
**[16:46] ---**
So I put her in with someone else.
**[16:50] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[16:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:56] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:57] ---**
I'm glad you're all right, Uncle!
**[16:59] ---**
Or, like, happy meeting?
**[17:01] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[17:03] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:04] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[17:05] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:06] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[17:10] ---**
What have you done?!
**[17:18] ---**
Oh no, my glasses...
**[17:22] ---**
Lady Mois, I really missed you.
**[17:25] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Sergeant <3 Mois
**[17:26] ---**
I never imagined I would be
alone with you down here.
**[17:30] ---**
Or, like, hitting jackpot?
**[17:32] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[17:33] ---**
Sergeant Major! I want
those two separated right now!
**[17:37] ---**
Corporal!
**[17:40] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[17:42] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:44] ---**
Nacchi! Fukki!
Isn't anybody left out here?
**[17:48] ---**
I am your platoon leader!
***SIGN*** PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
**[17:50] ---**
I want someone to
obey my orders right now!
**[17:59] ---**
Darn it.
**[18:02] ---**
That's not gonna help.
**[18:03] ---**
Kululu. Why are you...?
**[18:06] ---**
I was sent down here, as well.
**[18:09] ---**
This was also designed to serve
as an underground shelter.
**[18:12] ---**
You can't possibly damage it
with mere guns. But... click.
**[18:19] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:20] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:21] ---**
Sis!
**[18:22] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[18:23] ---**
Wow! Everyone's here!
**[18:25] ---**
Sergeant!
**[18:26] ---**
Or, like, no one's missing?
**[18:28] ---**
Jeez, this is all your fault.
**[18:32] ---**
Thank goodness...
**[18:33] ---**
Man, this is a joke.
**[18:35] ---**
I'm not done yet, guys.
Watch this... click.
**[18:44] ---**
Wow...
**[18:44] ---**
This place's also been built as
a shelter. You'll never be bored.
**[18:48] ---**
Help yourself, and relax.
**[18:52] ---**
I don't care. I can conquer
Pekopon all by myself anyway.
**[18:56] ---**
I'm the platoon leader.
**[18:58] ---**
In fact, it'll be a lot easier
without those nuisances.
**[19:01] ---**
Anyway, it's my snack time.
**[19:04] ---**
What? I lost again?
**[19:07] ---**
You're doing it wrong, Sarge.
**[19:09] ---**
You should save your best card for last.
**[19:11] ---**
Here. This is your penalty.
**[19:13] ---**
Oh, c'mon. Me in an afro is so old news.
**[19:16] ---**
What if Dororo puts it on?
**[19:19] ---**
I would like no part in that, please.
**[19:21] ---**
You stupid frog. You came up
with this penalty for the loser.
**[19:24] ---**
Or, like, divine justice?
**[19:26] ---**
You got it right, ma'am.
**[19:28] ---**
We have many more afro wigs.
**[19:30] ---**
Let's play another round!
**[19:32] ---**
Okay.
**[19:35] ---**
It's so lonely here all by myself!
**[19:38] ---**
I would rather be there with all of them!
**[19:47] ---**
How can I get there?
***SIGN*** PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
**[19:55] ---**
It's my turn... huh?
**[19:57] ---**
What is this?
**[19:59] ---**
I don't wanna see that...
please, please...
**[20:01] ---**
It's an official memo
from headquarters.
**[20:05] ---**
It smells a little of
fruit juice? I wonder if...
**[20:09] ---**
Do you have a match or a lighter?
**[20:16] ---**
Master Fuyuki. What is it?
**[20:17] ---**
It's a hidden message.
**[20:19] ---**
Who knew it was protected like this?
**[20:21] ---**
I bet it got heated up by something
before it reached the Sergeant,
**[20:25] ---**
and some of the letter appeared.
**[20:28] ---**
It's probably the friction from
the device used to send it here.
***SIGN*** PLATOON LEADER IS KERORO NO CHANGES TO TEAM ARE MADE
**[20:32] ---**
"Platoon Leader... is Keroro...
No... changes to... team are made."
***SIGN*** Platoon Leader Keroro
**[20:39] ---**
That must mean I'm the only one
who deserves to be platoon leader, sir!
**[20:44] ---**
There's more.
***SIGN*** PLATOON LEADER IS KERORO NO CHANGES TO TEAM ARE MADE BUT SUBMIT YOUR HOMEWORK PROMPTLY
**[20:47] ---**
"Platoon leader is Keroro,
no changes to team are made...
**[20:51] ---**
...but submit your homework promptly?"
**[20:54] ---**
Homework?
***SIGN*** Homework
***SIGN*** Platoon Leader Drills Platoon Leader Workbook
**[20:58] ---**
Right. The sergeant seems
to have forgotten all about it.
**[21:01] ---**
All platoon leaders have
to do a lot of homework.
***SIGN*** Keronian Dictation Free-style Construction
***SIGN*** Friends of the Platoon Leader Platoon Leader Research Book
**[21:06] ---**
And the deadline for submission
is fast approaching.
**[21:10] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** 2004 8/28 Saturday The early bird catches the worm
**[21:16] ---**
Please forgive me, everyone!
**[21:18] ---**
Please let me join you!
**[21:20] ---**
Hey, actually, Tamama-kun!
**[21:22] ---**
I think you're really suited
to be platoon leader!
**[21:25] ---**
I've had enough of that
platoon leader thing...
**[21:28] ---**
And that reminds me.
**[21:29] ---**
Don't forget to finish
all your homework, kids.
**[21:31] ---**
Or is it already too late for that?
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Tamama.
**[23:08] ---**
When I lose my temper,
things tend to get worse and worse.
**[23:13] ---**
I do not mean any harm.
Can I not be true to my own feelings?
**[23:17] ---**
Where is the real me?
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind such things.
**[23:20] ---**
The next episode is a
spectacular piece of work.
**[23:22] ---**
You'll see lots and lots of me.
**[23:24] ---**
"Panic! The Hinata Household's
Wildest Day Ever, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's one full episode,
and I hope you'll like it.
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E23 - Panic! The Hinata Household's Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE85Q/panic-the-hinata-households-wildest-day-ever-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Forgetting things
**[01:31] ---**
It is only human to forget things.
***SIGN*** Homework
**[01:33] ---**
What's important is to learn to
be more careful the next time.
***SIGN*** Handkerchief
**[01:36] ---**
If, for example, an anime staff totally forgot
about an item they'd previously introduced,
***SIGN*** Umbrella
***SIGN*** Wallet
***SIGN*** Pass
***SIGN*** Cell phone
**[01:41] ---**
there should be no finger-pointing.
***SIGN*** Lunch
***SIGN*** Deadline
**[01:44] ---**
Oh, but let's get back
to the story at hand.
**[01:48] ---**
Here we have a Keron
secret weapon, the Kero Ball.
**[01:54] ---**
Panic! The Hinata Household's
Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
**[02:08] ---**
Special Advance Team Leader,
Sergeant Keroro!
**[02:12] ---**
Commander!
**[02:14] ---**
How much more time will you waste before you
are prepared for the invasion of Pekopon?!
**[02:18] ---**
Well... the enemy is actually
a lot tougher than expected...
**[02:22] ---**
Even if you use the Kero Ball on them?
**[02:25] ---**
Kero!
**[02:26] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki has the
Kero Ball right now, sir!
**[02:29] ---**
But if they ever found out about this...
***SIGN*** Screwed
**[02:34] ---**
I... I'm screwed.
**[02:37] ---**
With the Kero Ball, you can use
the "Easy Repair Function"
**[02:41] ---**
to fix any broken weapons!
**[02:43] ---**
You can also increase
your military strength
**[02:44] ---**
as much as you want with the
"No-Effort Copy Function"!
**[02:46] ---**
And still you fail to conquer the enemy?
**[02:51] ---**
Will I be punished...?!
**[02:53] ---**
Are these Pekoponians really that tough?
***SIGN*** Oh, yeah!
**[02:56] ---**
Oh, yes! Yes, that's right!
Absolutely, sir!
**[03:00] ---**
In that case, we will
come back again another time.
**[03:03] ---**
Our expectations of you are extremely high!
**[03:06] ---**
Good luck on your mission, Sergeant Keroro!
**[03:10] ---**
Aye, aye, sir...
**[03:15] ---**
Oh, good, it was just a dream.
**[03:18] ---**
The "No-Effort Repair Function"
of the Kero Ball?
**[03:21] ---**
Oh, yeah.
I vaguely remember that function...
**[03:26] ---**
If it's got a repair function, then...
**[03:28] ---**
...I can use it on those!
**[03:30] ---**
To repair my broken Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Great idea
**[03:33] ---**
All right! I'm such a genius!
**[03:46] ---**
I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
**[03:52] ---**
I found it, sir!
**[03:53] ---**
Don't do that, Sarge!
**[03:56] ---**
First is the sponge cake,
*then* the telephone...
**[04:04] ---**
Scared me!
**[04:09] ---**
Let me try it on this one out, sir!
**[04:11] ---**
Now, where's that
Easy Repair Function button?
**[04:13] ---**
Let's see now, it's...
**[04:17] ---**
Remember the first episode where
Fuyuki slapped the Kero Ball around?
**[04:23] ---**
Because of that,
it hasn't been working properly.
**[04:27] ---**
I believe it's this one! Switch on!
**[04:30] ---**
My Char's Zaku will be totally restored.
**[04:37] ---**
What's wrong with it?
**[04:39] ---**
Gero?
**[04:40] ---**
Is it broken?
**[04:44] ---**
If it's broken, this will be a major problem.
**[04:47] ---**
Only a specialist on Planet Keron can fix it.
**[04:52] ---**
Even Kululu doesn't know
how the Kero Ball works...
**[04:59] ---**
Upsy daisy.
***SIGN*** Scream
**[05:03] ---**
W-W-Who the heck are you?
**[05:05] ---**
Kero!
**[05:07] ---**
Who else but Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[05:10] ---**
Th-There's another one of me...
**[05:12] ---**
I want to build Gundam models!
**[05:16] ---**
Another one?
***SIGN*** Yo!
**[05:18] ---**
Yo!
**[05:21] ---**
A third one?
**[05:23] ---**
Ta-da!
**[05:24] ---**
Look at us!
**[05:25] ---**
Is this cool or what?
**[05:26] ---**
Well?
**[05:26] ---**
Bravo!
**[05:28] ---**
How many are there...?
**[05:32] ---**
Hello, hello!
**[05:33] ---**
I'm good!
**[05:34] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:36] ---**
Fancy meeting you here!
**[05:37] ---**
If not now, when?
**[05:38] ---**
You're fired!
**[05:42] ---**
Nooooooooooooooooo!
**[05:51] ---**
What was that?
**[05:52] ---**
That sounded like the sergeant.
**[05:55] ---**
There's something out there.
**[05:56] ---**
Huh?
**[05:57] ---**
Turn on the lights there, will you?
**[05:59] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Gross
**[06:05] ---**
Gross.
**[06:07] ---**
I was only trying to repair Char's Zaku...
**[06:11] ---**
With the Kero Ball you're forbidden to use?
**[06:13] ---**
Well actually, I didn't
give it much thought...
**[06:15] ---**
That Kero Ball is broken.
**[06:16] ---**
The copy function ran instead.
**[06:18] ---**
Resulting in this, ma'am.
**[06:20] ---**
Critical mistake.
**[06:21] ---**
In any case, get rid of all
the extras right away, okay?
**[06:24] ---**
Huh?
**[06:26] ---**
So who gets to stay?
**[06:27] ---**
Me, of course!
**[06:28] ---**
But...
**[06:28] ---**
No! Me!
**[06:29] ---**
Why? Logically,
I'm the one that should stay.
**[06:32] ---**
Why you?
**[06:32] ---**
I'm staying!
**[06:33] ---**
No way!
**[06:34] ---**
You go.
**[06:34] ---**
No, you go!
**[06:35] ---**
Who cares?
You're all the same, anyway.
**[06:37] ---**
What the heck do you mean by that?
**[06:39] ---**
Take a good look.
**[06:40] ---**
I have a star here the copies don't!
**[06:43] ---**
Listen, even with the Zaku,
***SIGN*** Char type
**[06:45] ---**
Char's custom type is different
from the mass production type.
***SIGN*** Mass Production type
**[06:47] ---**
Like the head antenna and such.
**[06:48] ---**
It's just for show.
**[06:50] ---**
The brass never understand that.
**[06:52] ---**
Shut your mouth! You starless wonders!
**[06:54] ---**
What do you mean, starless?
**[06:55] ---**
I said starless because you're starless.
**[06:58] ---**
Then give me one!
I want one, too! That's mine!
**[06:59] ---**
Sergeant...
**[07:01] ---**
See, I told you they're all the same.
**[07:05] ---**
The problem is the stop button is
broken, so I can't get rid of them.
**[07:10] ---**
So what's the big deal?
**[07:11] ---**
There's no problem.
***SIGN*** No problem
**[07:12] ---**
Thank goodness. You had me
worried there for a while...
**[07:15] ---**
This is no laughing matter!
**[07:17] ---**
Take it easy... Hey, wait just a minute.
**[07:20] ---**
If the stop button is broken,
**[07:23] ---**
then does that mean
it's still making more copies?
**[07:26] ---**
No way! Are you kidding?
**[07:28] ---**
Gero!
**[07:29] ---**
I... I suddenly remembered
some urgent business, ma'am...
**[07:33] ---**
So it must be true.
**[07:36] ---**
Wow! How wonderful!
**[07:38] ---**
There are so many Uncles around!
**[07:40] ---**
Or, like, shoddy products?
**[07:42] ---**
So it was true. There are more.
**[07:44] ---**
I hope this doesn't end up a disaster.
**[07:47] ---**
This is already a disaster!
**[07:49] ---**
I'm really in a big mess
right now, Lady Mois.
**[07:52] ---**
Uncle...
**[07:53] ---**
Oh...
**[07:55] ---**
It seems there's one
that's different from the rest.
**[08:00] ---**
An impostor?!
**[08:01] ---**
No! Look more closely!
I have a star, a star!
**[08:05] ---**
Star?
**[08:06] ---**
Right! All the rest
don't have any stars on them!
**[08:08] ---**
Oh...
**[08:09] ---**
So do you get it now?
**[08:11] ---**
Sure, fake Uncle.
**[08:14] ---**
Having a star isn't really a problem, right?
**[08:17] ---**
You're still Uncle to me,
even if you're a fake.
**[08:19] ---**
Or, like, little difference?
**[08:22] ---**
She doesn't get it at all...
**[08:24] ---**
But now that there are
so many Uncles around,
**[08:26] ---**
the conquest of Pekopon
will be over in no time!
***SIGN*** Thinking...
**[08:30] ---**
Well...
**[08:31] ---**
D-Don't you entertain any
foolish ideas! I'm warning you!
**[08:35] ---**
Lady Mois spoke the truth, ma'am!
**[08:37] ---**
This is the perfect opportunity!
**[08:40] ---**
My goal to conquer Pekopon
will be accomplished at last!
***SIGN*** Victory
**[08:43] ---**
Watch it!
**[08:44] ---**
Capture her!
**[08:47] ---**
I'm warning you!
**[08:48] ---**
Get off me!
**[08:49] ---**
What the heck are you doing,
you stupid frog?
**[08:53] ---**
I believe it's time you
stopped insulting me like that.
**[08:57] ---**
Pekopon is already ours.
**[08:59] ---**
No... already mine, I would say.
**[09:04] ---**
Since Miss Natsumi and
Master Fuyuki are my friends,
**[09:07] ---**
I promise that you will both be given
appropriate status after our conquest, sir.
**[09:12] ---**
All right, everyone, march forth!
***SIGN*** Attack
**[09:16] ---**
What? Now?
**[09:17] ---**
Let's do it later!
**[09:19] ---**
Don't we have to clean and do laundry?
**[09:21] ---**
That's right! We need
to fulfill our duties first.
**[09:23] ---**
O-Okay... so after we're
through with cleaning and laundry,
**[09:26] ---**
then we can start conquering?
**[09:28] ---**
Sounds good.
**[09:29] ---**
Ditto!
**[09:30] ---**
Then it's decided!
**[09:31] ---**
I see... he used the Kero Ball
to make copies of himself.
**[09:35] ---**
to create a vast army...
**[09:37] ---**
With plans to conquer
Pekopon in a single sweep.
**[09:40] ---**
Hey, guys, why don't you
help me clean the house?
**[09:44] ---**
We can watch all the TV we want
after we've conquered Pekopon, okay?
**[09:48] ---**
Hey! Are you listening to me?!
**[09:51] ---**
Stop reading comics
and get to work instead, you guys!
**[09:55] ---**
Hey, those are my model kits!
Don't build them yet!
**[09:57] ---**
I'm looking forward to
building them myself!
**[10:00] ---**
Are you guys actually serious
about conquering Pekopon?
**[10:03] ---**
Well? Are you?!
**[10:04] ---**
You've forgotten all
about our important mission
**[10:06] ---**
and are just wasting time
doing whatever you want.
**[10:09] ---**
I'm ashamed of you!
**[10:10] ---**
I agree.
**[10:12] ---**
That's exactly how I've
always felt about you.
**[10:15] ---**
It seems the Kero Ball faithfully
duplicated even his personality.
**[10:18] ---**
Well, it is the Kero Ball, after all.
**[10:21] ---**
So? Is your plan this time going well?
**[10:24] ---**
Well, listen to this.
**[10:26] ---**
They've forgotten all
about conquering Pekopon,
**[10:28] ---**
and all they do is read comics,
build Gundam models, and watch TV.
**[10:31] ---**
They're totally useless.
***SIGN*** That's you...
**[10:33] ---**
You should stop talking right there.
***SIGN*** Gulp
***SIGN*** Useless
**[10:36] ---**
If we have more useless guys,
it's just a nuisance.
***SIGN*** Nuisance
**[10:41] ---**
Hey, c'mon! We're hungry!
**[10:43] ---**
Is dinner ready?
**[10:44] ---**
Hurry up, will ya?
**[10:46] ---**
You've gone too far.
**[10:48] ---**
You won't get away with this!
**[10:52] ---**
Here's my advice.
**[10:55] ---**
Each of you should really
be able to cook for yourselves.
***SIGN*** Hurry
**[10:57] ---**
Hurry up!
**[10:59] ---**
What's the use?!
**[11:03] ---**
It's too crowded!
**[11:04] ---**
It's getting hot in here!
**[11:05] ---**
I can't breathe!
**[11:09] ---**
I'm getting the creeps.
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero gero...
**[11:11] ---**
Can a ghost really get the creeps?
**[11:14] ---**
And what outrageous things
will happen to the sergeant?
***SIGN*** The Hinata Household
**[11:25] ---**
At a glance, nothing seems different
**[11:27] ---**
at the peaceful Hinata household. But...
***SIGN*** Same location・Front door
***SIGN*** Same location・Staircase
***SIGN*** Same location・Toilet
***SIGN*** Basement・Secret Base
***SIGN*** Same location・Hallway
***SIGN*** Same location・Gundam model room
***SIGN*** Same location・Toilet
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero gero...
**[11:41] ---**
Even in the farthest corners of
the secret base in the basement,
**[11:43] ---**
practically all space has been
taken up by Sergeant Keroros.
**[11:50] ---**
Yes, it is broken.
**[11:53] ---**
And to boot, it's the top-secret black box.
**[11:58] ---**
Who knows what might happen?
**[12:02] ---**
Hm? The mode has changed.
**[12:07] ---**
This will be interesting!
**[12:13] ---**
Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
**[12:22] ---**
Gero!
**[12:33] ---**
We have done the cleaning
and done the laundry!
**[12:35] ---**
But does this mean we are finished?
**[12:38] ---**
No! We're only beginning.
**[12:40] ---**
How many times have Pekoponians
squashed our demands for freedom?
**[12:47] ---**
Our secret weapon,
**[12:49] ---**
our beloved Kero Ball,
was taken from us and destroyed!
**[12:53] ---**
Why?
**[12:54] ---**
Because you're a slowpoke, dumbo.
**[12:57] ---**
I deem those words to
be treason, sir! Capture him!
**[13:01] ---**
What?!
**[13:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:06] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[13:07] ---**
All he did was speak the truth...
**[13:10] ---**
This is so cruel!
**[13:11] ---**
You two are...
**[13:13] ---**
...guilty!
**[13:19] ---**
This is terrible, Sergeant!
**[13:21] ---**
How could you do this to your friends?
**[13:23] ---**
It couldn't be helped.
**[13:25] ---**
What good comes from disloyal soldiers?
**[13:28] ---**
Our military is getting
stronger and stronger.
**[13:31] ---**
If we gather our hatred we share
and smash the Pekoponians,
**[13:35] ---**
then true victory will be
within our grasp!
**[13:39] ---**
Men, transform your rage and arise!
**[13:42] ---**
Siege Keron!
**[13:44] ---**
Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
**[13:48] ---**
Stop this right now, Sarge!
**[13:50] ---**
Gero?
**[13:51] ---**
Stop doing this!
**[13:53] ---**
Why can't we all just be friends as always?
**[13:56] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[13:57] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:58] ---**
You have to value your friends!
**[14:01] ---**
Please understand that, Sarge!
***SIGN*** Flop
**[14:06] ---**
Hey, doesn't something look strange?
**[14:07] ---**
Huh?
**[14:11] ---**
Huh?
**[14:11] ---**
Kero?
**[14:14] ---**
W-What's going on, sir?
**[14:19] ---**
The copy function switched
into a hidden secondary mode.
**[14:22] ---**
At this rate, they'll all disappear...
**[14:27] ---**
...including the original.
**[14:29] ---**
No way!
**[14:30] ---**
That can't be!
**[14:31] ---**
So even the real sergeant will be wiped out?!
**[14:35] ---**
Keroro-kun will disappear?
**[14:41] ---**
Once again, I have cut a w—
**[14:44] ---**
No, you haven't.
**[14:45] ---**
What?!
**[14:46] ---**
The copy function seems
to be destroyed, though.
**[14:50] ---**
So he'll be okay?
**[14:51] ---**
Nope. According to my calculations,
**[14:54] ---**
using the law of
conservation of Keronian matter,
***SIGN*** The law of conservation of Keronian matter
***SIGN*** The total energy of the original
**[14:57] ---**
if the total energy
of the original is 100 Keron,
***SIGN*** 100 Keron
***SIGN*** 100 commanders
**[15:00] ---**
when you produce 100 commanders
***SIGN*** Energy per one commander 1 Keron
**[15:02] ---**
each has the energy of 1 Keron.
***SIGN*** Original's energy span
**[15:04] ---**
Plugging the original's energy span
into the formula, you get...
**[15:07] ---**
Could you speak in terms that
other people would understand?
**[15:10] ---**
In short, unless we destroy all the copies,
**[15:12] ---**
our commander will be gone in 72 minutes.
***SIGN*** You're kidding!
**[15:16] ---**
What?
**[15:17] ---**
Ah... now that you mention it,
**[15:20] ---**
I do feel like I'm growing weak...
**[15:22] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:23] ---**
No way...
**[15:25] ---**
Mister Sergeant,
**[15:26] ---**
it was the greatest honor
for me to have served you!
**[15:30] ---**
That stupid frog...
**[15:32] ---**
Thank you.
**[15:34] ---**
Oh, I know!
My father might know what to do!
**[15:39] ---**
Um, hello, Father?
**[15:42] ---**
It's Mois.
**[15:43] ---**
We have a problem like this and that.
**[15:45] ---**
And if we don't act quickly,
Uncle Keroro will disappear.
**[15:49] ---**
What? Yes. That's awful.
**[15:52] ---**
How dare someone
insult you like that, Father?
**[15:54] ---**
I'll never forgive him.
**[15:56] ---**
Don't tell me they're
talking about something else?
**[15:57] ---**
Are you serious?!
**[15:59] ---**
Oh no... I feel so sorry for you, Father.
**[16:04] ---**
Uh huh. Please stop crying, Father.
***SIGN*** Father
**[16:06] ---**
Father.
**[16:08] ---**
I have faith in you, Father!
**[16:10] ---**
Or, like, steadfast belief?
**[16:12] ---**
Okay. So getting back to Uncle...
**[16:16] ---**
Okay. I understand. Okay, see you.
**[16:19] ---**
Well, did he know what to do?
**[16:21] ---**
He said he had no idea!
**[16:24] ---**
Already 70 minutes have passed.
**[16:26] ---**
He only has 2 minutes and 50 seconds left.
**[16:30] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:32] ---**
Hang in there, Sarge!
**[16:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[16:37] ---**
I'm happy just to know
how compassionate you are.
**[16:41] ---**
Sarge...
**[16:42] ---**
I've only known you for a while,
**[16:44] ---**
but I feel so lucky to
have met someone like you, sir.
**[16:50] ---**
We played volleyball on the beach.
**[16:53] ---**
Your ghost stories were really scary!
**[16:55] ---**
We went under the sea...
We went up the snowy mountains...
**[16:58] ---**
We haven't done that yet!
**[17:01] ---**
But we should do that next time!
**[17:03] ---**
And let's visit many more places together.
**[17:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki... I have no regrets
about dying for this mission, sir.
**[17:13] ---**
What an idiot for trying to act so cool...
**[17:16] ---**
Not to mention,
his death serves no purpose.
**[17:18] ---**
1 minute, 52 seconds and counting.
**[17:26] ---**
Sarge! Don't you dare fade out!
**[17:29] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[17:31] ---**
Do you really think I'll...
let you get away with it?
**[17:41] ---**
I saw all these Sergeants outside.
**[17:44] ---**
Saburo-senpai...
**[17:46] ---**
Hey, what's everybody so serious about?
**[17:49] ---**
Did I stick my nose in at a bad time?
***SIGN*** Entryway
**[17:53] ---**
Saburo has a mysterious pen that can
make whatever he draws come true.
**[17:59] ---**
Of course...
**[18:01] ---**
Saburo-san!
**[18:03] ---**
What is it?
**[18:04] ---**
Could you draw a Kero Ball
using that pen of yours?
**[18:07] ---**
Huh? A Kero Ball?
**[18:09] ---**
Would that save him?
**[18:11] ---**
I'm not sure, but let's try it.
**[18:14] ---**
It can't possibly make an
exact replica of a Kero Ball,
**[18:17] ---**
but it's worth a try.
**[18:20] ---**
Oh, sure! Let's give it a try!
**[18:23] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[18:25] ---**
I hope this works, sir...
**[18:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:32] ---**
There!
**[18:39] ---**
You did it!
**[18:40] ---**
The rest is up to you, Fuyuki.
**[18:43] ---**
I'm sure it'll work if you truly wish for it.
**[18:46] ---**
Okay!
**[18:48] ---**
You have less than 30 seconds left.
**[18:52] ---**
Well, here goes nothing!
**[18:58] ---**
I want to help the sergeant...
**[19:01] ---**
Because he's my friend!
**[19:06] ---**
Please! Kero Ball!
**[19:16] ---**
Uncle, hang on! Or, like, extreme anguish?
**[19:26] ---**
H-How... How did it go?
**[19:30] ---**
Oh. Has it stopped?
**[19:33] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[19:52] ---**
Uncle is...
**[20:02] ---**
All the copies have disappeared.
**[20:04] ---**
So it worked?
**[20:07] ---**
Well, it looks like it.
**[20:12] ---**
Kero?
**[20:16] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:19] ---**
Keroro...
**[20:21] ---**
I am so glad.
**[20:23] ---**
Thanks to Fuyuki-kun,
you were saved, Sergeant.
**[20:26] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:31] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:34] ---**
I'm so glad, Sarge!
**[20:37] ---**
Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
**[20:41] ---**
I'll never do anything like this again, sir!
**[20:44] ---**
I know. We'll always be
good friends, right?
**[20:50] ---**
And for a long time after that,
**[20:51] ---**
Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
the Kero Ball.
***SIGN*** Several days later
**[20:54] ---**
Huh?
**[21:00] ---**
I still do want to
repair my Gundam models...
**[21:02] ---**
I'm sure it'll work this time.
**[21:04] ---**
Sarge.
**[21:08] ---**
You caused so much trouble
for your friends the other day...
**[21:19] ---**
Don't you dare.
**[21:23] ---**
Please... forgive... me...
**[21:26] ---**
And for a long time after that,
**[21:28] ---**
Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
the Kero Ball.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:09] ---**
We have great news for all the
good children out there!
**[23:12] ---**
I, Space Detective 556 (Kogoro), will take
over the title role, starting next episode!
**[23:17] ---**
Hope you'll cheer me on
in my attempt to find a job.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind such things...
**[23:20] ---**
Don't miss the fateful battle between the
space detective and the evil invaders.
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: The Noble but Poor
Space Detectives, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
"556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
Are you serious?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E24 - Keroro: The Noble but Poor Space Detectives, Sir! / 556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PZ2J/keroro-the-noble-but-poor-space-detectives-sir--556-how-to-become-an-action-star-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
The great universe stretches out infinitely.
**[01:37] ---**
From dark, deep space comes
a hero to keep the peace on Earth.
***SIGN*** Kikuraya Byagin Exhibit
**[01:54] ---**
This is a fabricated peace.
**[01:56] ---**
I can feel...
**[02:01] ---**
...dark shadows hiding in this town!
**[02:04] ---**
And... I can hear a voice
calling out for justice!
**[02:13] ---**
Keroro: The Noble but Poor
Space Detective, Sir!
**[02:22] ---**
It's worth walking the extra distance.
**[02:24] ---**
The fish is always cheaper here.
**[02:27] ---**
Look, what is he doing?
**[02:29] ---**
That's dangerous!
**[02:30] ---**
Why is he there?
***SIGN*** Ooba Market
**[02:39] ---**
There you are!
**[02:48] ---**
W-Why...
**[02:50] ---**
...come to me?!
***SIGN*** The Station Road Shopping District Supermarket
**[02:55] ---**
Give me a second.
My legs are tingling.
**[02:59] ---**
O...kay...
**[03:04] ---**
Okay!
**[03:07] ---**
The tingling is gone!
***SIGN*** Ooba
**[03:12] ---**
You!
**[03:12] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[03:14] ---**
Love!
***SIGN*** Love
**[03:15] ---**
What's it mean?!
***SIGN*** Love, love, love, love, love...
**[03:18] ---**
Exactly! It means not to hesitate!
**[03:20] ---**
Now, miss, tell me your secret,
right here, right now!
**[03:24] ---**
Th-This unpredictable behavior
**[03:27] ---**
and completely illogical
conversation remind me of...
**[03:33] ---**
No doubt about it. He's an alien!
**[03:35] ---**
Farewell!
**[03:37] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[03:38] ---**
Super-swift... machine... Kogoroader!
***SIGN*** Kogoroader
**[03:49] ---**
556 (Kogoro) jumps on his
super-swift machine, Kogoroader,
**[03:53] ---**
and goes after Natsumi!
***SIGN*** She's gone.
**[03:58] ---**
Oh no!
***SIGN*** Height limit 3.0M Frog Optometrist
**[04:03] ---**
Wait!
**[04:05] ---**
Why is he chasing me?
**[04:07] ---**
Whew... it's getting more comfortable,
with the temperatures cooling down.
**[04:12] ---**
Wait!
**[04:13] ---**
Gero?
**[04:14] ---**
Noooo!
**[04:17] ---**
Gero!
**[04:18] ---**
That guy's...
**[04:20] ---**
How can a mere Pekoponian
like her run so fast?
***SIGN*** Ando Otorhinologist
**[04:24] ---**
Hello! This is 556!
**[04:26] ---**
Lavie! Please respond!
**[04:28] ---**
This is Lavie. Go ahead.
**[04:30] ---**
The target has escaped!
She's a red-haired girl! Go after her!
**[04:34] ---**
Roger. Leave it to Lavie.
***SIGN*** Masaka Pawn Shop
**[04:39] ---**
W-Who the heck was that?
**[04:41] ---**
Freeze.
**[04:45] ---**
Don't move an inch.
**[04:46] ---**
O-Okay...
**[04:48] ---**
Please! Stop giving me a hard time!
***SIGN*** Morinaga Toy Shop
**[04:51] ---**
I... I'm the one
who's having the hard time.
**[04:55] ---**
C'mon... Give me a break!
***SIGN*** Transmitter
**[05:04] ---**
I'm home...
**[05:06] ---**
Hey, Sis, what's the rush?
**[05:10] ---**
I was chased by some weird people.
**[05:14] ---**
Is this it?! This is her hideout?!
**[05:16] ---**
I'm certain of it.
**[05:17] ---**
That's enough, you two!
**[05:19] ---**
There's nothing to fear!
**[05:21] ---**
Now that I am here,
**[05:22] ---**
you're out of harm's way!
**[05:23] ---**
Come on, I'll take you to a safer place!
**[05:26] ---**
What do you mean by that?
**[05:28] ---**
Where could be safer than our own home?
**[05:32] ---**
What's with all that racket?
**[05:33] ---**
Is there something the matter, Natsumi?
**[05:36] ---**
I've found them! The criminal aliens!
**[05:40] ---**
I won't let you get away!
**[05:44] ---**
Who the heck do you think you are?
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[05:47] ---**
Adhesion!
**[05:59] ---**
Space Detective!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556 (Kogoro).
**[06:01] ---**
556 (Kogoro)!
**[06:03] ---**
Kogoro?!
**[06:04] ---**
Space detective?
**[06:06] ---**
What did he mean by "adhesion"?
**[06:07] ---**
Sounds disgusting.
**[06:09] ---**
Space Detective 556 can put on his Adhesion
Costume in just 0.003 nanoseconds.
**[06:15] ---**
Why don't we take
another look at that process?
**[06:18] ---**
Stop it, that's enough!
**[06:19] ---**
What? You sure?
It was just getting to the...
**[06:22] ---**
I don't know what's going on...
**[06:24] ---**
But one thing for sure
is that you are my enemy.
**[06:27] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[06:32] ---**
This is certainly quite a big surprise, sir.
**[06:35] ---**
Who would've thought you'd
brazenly walk into our hideout?
**[06:39] ---**
You're...!
**[06:40] ---**
Sarge!
**[06:40] ---**
Cosplay?
**[06:42] ---**
556... you'll regret coming here.
**[06:48] ---**
Setting off the Kululu Alter-World.
Here you go...
**[06:56] ---**
W-What's going on?
**[07:01] ---**
Bro... Bro...!
**[07:04] ---**
What the heck is going on?
**[07:05] ---**
It's probably a parody of some kids' show.
**[07:07] ---**
Bro...!
**[07:11] ---**
How sneaky of you to
prepare a dimension like this!
**[07:15] ---**
Yeah, when did he do it?
**[07:16] ---**
No one'll get mad at us for
getting wild or blowing things up in here.
**[07:21] ---**
Now surrender to us, 556!
**[07:24] ---**
Just a moment!
**[07:27] ---**
Because of your height,
I look like a big bully.
**[07:32] ---**
Oh, is that so? Okay, hang on a sec.
**[07:35] ---**
I'm back.
**[07:37] ---**
You don't have a problem now, do you?
**[07:40] ---**
Listen, 556, or whatever your name is.
**[07:42] ---**
This'll be your burial site.
**[07:44] ---**
My words to you exactly!
**[07:54] ---**
This doesn't seem like
the Keroro I see every day...
**[07:56] ---**
That's true. Right now,
Mr. Sergeant is showing
**[07:59] ---**
a determination that we
normally do not see!
**[08:02] ---**
In fact, it seems like the
sergeant from the old days.
**[08:07] ---**
Giroro and Tamama's impressions
are not entirely wrong.
**[08:11] ---**
In fact, the Kululu Alter-World
maintains a humidity of 110%,
**[08:15] ---**
which triples the normal strength
of native Keronians.
**[08:19] ---**
So you're actually serious this time.
**[08:23] ---**
Take this!
**[08:24] ---**
Hell arms!
**[08:35] ---**
Laser sword!
**[08:40] ---**
No, Keroro!
**[08:47] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[08:48] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[08:51] ---**
That was a close call!
**[08:52] ---**
You idiot!
**[08:54] ---**
I don't need any help in this fight.
**[08:57] ---**
I'll defeat him with my own hands.
**[09:01] ---**
K-Keroro-kun...
**[09:03] ---**
H-He's so brave.
**[09:06] ---**
I always knew my sergeant
was awesome...
**[09:10] ---**
I never thought... I could be
moved by his words like this.
**[09:14] ---**
Keroro...
**[09:16] ---**
You're not just a mindless idiot
that's only good for
**[09:19] ---**
doing household chores
and building Gundam models.
**[09:24] ---**
Now I see... you have the passionate blood
of a soldier flowing through your body.
**[09:32] ---**
It's time we settled this once and for all.
**[09:34] ---**
Yeah. Bring it on!
**[09:40] ---**
Die!
**[09:43] ---**
K-Keroro-kun! No!
**[09:44] ---**
Those words and that jump...
**[09:46] ---**
...have defeat written all over them.
**[09:48] ---**
Let's go!
**[09:49] ---**
556... Organic!
***SIGN*** 556 Organic
**[10:03] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[10:04] ---**
Keroro!
**[10:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:14] ---**
Long time no see, Keroro!
**[10:16] ---**
You look good, 556!
**[10:19] ---**
You could have called me first.
**[10:21] ---**
You haven't changed at all, man!
**[10:26] ---**
You're childhood friends?
**[10:28] ---**
We played together a lot,
pretending we were heroes.
**[10:32] ---**
So he was just playing
when he went after me
**[10:34] ---**
and destroyed
our front door like that?
**[10:36] ---**
I'm truly sorry that my big brother
has caused so much trouble.
**[10:40] ---**
Uh, no, you don't have to apologize...
**[10:42] ---**
W-Well, this really brings back
a lot of fond memories.
**[10:49] ---**
When I grow up,
**[10:50] ---**
I'm definitely gonna be a
conqueror of other worlds.
**[10:53] ---**
In that case, I'll be a space policeman
and destroy your ambitions!
**[10:58] ---**
Well, let's see you try that.
**[11:00] ---**
Oh, I will!
**[11:07] ---**
But you're way ahead of me...
**[11:11] ---**
I kept failing the test to
become a space policeman.
**[11:14] ---**
That's why I gave up and
opened up a detective agency.
**[11:17] ---**
And here you are,
doing great as a conqueror.
**[11:21] ---**
Oh, he's not doing great at all.
Not one bit.
**[11:23] ---**
How can you say that?!
**[11:25] ---**
It doesn't matter whether
you're a conqueror or policeman.
**[11:28] ---**
You looked really cool just now.
**[11:32] ---**
Th-Thank you, Keroro!
**[11:38] ---**
He really is just a mindless idiot, after all.
**[11:43] ---**
And this is how peace in the
Hinata household was turned upside down
**[11:46] ---**
by Space Detective 556.
**[11:49] ---**
But he's not finished yet!
**[11:52] ---**
Although I wish he were...
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[11:55] ---**
We'll be right back.
**[12:05] ---**
This is Keroro's childhood friend,
Space Detective 556 (Kogoro).
**[12:08] ---**
It's been a month now
since he came to Earth.
**[12:12] ---**
It says here your specialties are...
**[12:16] ---**
"Never holding still" and
"Never giving up"... well, that's fine...
**[12:21] ---**
But what about this "Adhesion"
you wrote here?
**[12:24] ---**
I'll show you!
***SIGN*** Detective Agency Peko Detective Agency
**[12:26] ---**
Adhesion!
**[12:29] ---**
Space Detective... 556!
**[12:31] ---**
You're...
**[12:32] ---**
556 Organic!
**[12:39] ---**
556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!
***SIGN*** Ooba
**[12:48] ---**
Not only the fish,
but the meat is cheap here, too.
**[12:52] ---**
Come one, come all!
***SIGN*** Ham Day
**[12:54] ---**
Why don't you try
our delicious roast ham?
***SIGN*** Ham day
Ham loin,
thigh meat
**[12:57] ---**
Try our free samples.
They're really good.
**[12:57] ---**
Isn't that...?
**[12:59] ---**
Hello. Um... Lavie-san, right?
**[13:03] ---**
Oh, you're my brother's friend's...
**[13:07] ---**
Is this where you've been working?
**[13:09] ---**
Yeah. Since then, my brother
and I have been living in Pekopon.
**[13:13] ---**
But it's so expensive to live here
and hard to get a job.
**[13:16] ---**
Well, I finally found this job.
**[13:19] ---**
I see...
**[13:21] ---**
Huh... a part-time job?
**[13:23] ---**
It must be pretty tough for them.
**[13:26] ---**
Or, like, complex feelings?
**[13:28] ---**
Not all aliens are useless creatures
**[13:31] ---**
who leave the housework to the girls
**[13:33] ---**
and spend all their time
just building Gundam models.
***SIGN*** That's mean.
***SIGN*** Useless alien
**[13:44] ---**
I wonder if my brother's found a job?
**[13:47] ---**
I'm home!
**[13:49] ---**
Welcome back, Lavie!
**[13:50] ---**
Today I have great news for you!
**[13:52] ---**
So you did get a job?
**[13:54] ---**
Look at this. Remember
this three-shelf bookcase I found?
**[13:57] ---**
I discovered that if I lay it sideways,
I can use it as a table!
**[14:02] ---**
So you struck out again... today...
**[14:11] ---**
Bro, I was able to bring home
some leftover ham today.
**[14:15] ---**
Let's eat it together.
**[14:16] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Welcome to our secret base. Command Center this way.
**[14:22] ---**
This won't do.
**[14:24] ---**
There's nothing over here, either.
**[14:25] ---**
None of these seem suitable at all.
**[14:29] ---**
I never thought we'd have
such a hard time finding one.
**[14:35] ---**
K-Keroro... Don't tell me...
**[14:38] ---**
you're finally getting serious
about conquering Pekopon?
**[14:43] ---**
No, no. I'm not conquering,
I'm job-hunting.
**[14:46] ---**
Job-hunting?!
**[14:47] ---**
We're trying to find a job
for his childhood friend, 556-san.
**[14:52] ---**
Boy, it's really hard to find a
good job on Pekopon these days.
**[15:00] ---**
What was I thinking,
getting my hopes up like that...?
**[15:04] ---**
He's just a mindless idiot...
mindless idiot... mindless idiot...
**[15:08] ---**
How about this one?
***SIGN*** 9:00 AM Saturdays on Deep Tokyo TV's 28 affiliated stations Jabariser
**[15:10] ---**
Wow, I've been watching that show.
**[15:13] ---**
It's that new hit series,
*Ultra-Spirit Jabariser.*
**[15:17] ---**
But what has that got to do
with anything?
**[15:20] ---**
Well, just see for yourself.
**[15:23] ---**
Wow. This is...
**[15:29] ---**
So... your interview
didn't work out again today.
**[15:35] ---**
Bro...
**[15:38] ---**
Please don't look so sad.
**[15:42] ---**
Lavie has the special ability
to read 556's expressions.
**[15:47] ---**
How are we gonna
pay this month's rent?
**[15:53] ---**
That voice!
**[15:54] ---**
Hey, you're lucky to
have a friend like me, 556.
**[15:57] ---**
I've found a job
that suits you really well!
**[16:02] ---**
You did?!
***SIGN*** Saiei Corp. Kami-Igusa Movie Studio
***SIGN*** 9:00 AM Saturdays on Deep Tokyo TV's 28 affiliated stations Jump Shoot Reel'em In Jabariser
**[16:09] ---**
Over 300 actors have already auditioned.
***SIGN*** Rest area
**[16:12] ---**
Isn't there even one who fits the
image you have in mind, Director?
**[16:16] ---**
Well, I understand what
you're saying, Tomitaka-kun.
**[16:18] ---**
But this is the latest
installment of a popular series.
**[16:20] ---**
It's not that easy.
**[16:26] ---**
What the?
**[16:30] ---**
I found... 10 yen!
**[16:34] ---**
That's him!
**[16:35] ---**
The man who's perfect for
the image of the main character!
**[16:39] ---**
From this day on,
you will be the Jabariser!
**[16:44] ---**
Operation: Secret Impromptu Audition
was a big success, sir.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
**[16:49] ---**
Well, the audition was listed
on the internet several times.
**[16:53] ---**
Thank goodness...
I'm so happy for you, Bro.
**[16:56] ---**
You finally have a job now.
**[16:59] ---**
Roll cameras.
**[17:00] ---**
Take one!
**[17:01] ---**
Take one!
***SIGN*** Jabariser #1 Part B S-9 C-25 T-(1)
**[17:03] ---**
Ready... action.
**[17:06] ---**
So you finally show yourself,
undead monsters!
**[17:09] ---**
How dare you? You're
just a mere human. Get him.
**[17:23] ---**
Hey. What the....
**[17:24] ---**
He was supposed to have a
much longer fight in this scene.
**[17:27] ---**
No, that was just fine.
**[17:29] ---**
That was a great ad-lib.
**[17:31] ---**
He read the scene perfectly,
**[17:32] ---**
and came up with a great fight sequence.
**[17:34] ---**
He's awesome. He's one
of the most talented actors
**[17:36] ---**
I've seen in 10 years...
no, make that 100 years!
**[17:40] ---**
556... I must admit...
**[17:43] ---**
...you were incredibly cool just now.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
**[17:47] ---**
Bring out all the monsters
we have. Attack all at once!
**[18:00] ---**
Awesome...
**[18:02] ---**
Yeah. The Ultra-Spirit Jabariser...
**[18:05] ---**
This will be a masterpiece superhero show.
**[18:08] ---**
Terrific, 556-kun!
Keep those ad-libs coming!
**[18:12] ---**
But... what is this feeling?
**[18:15] ---**
I should be happy for my friend.
**[18:18] ---**
And yet,
**[18:19] ---**
there's a cloud hanging over
the way I feel inside.
**[18:23] ---**
Lucky...
***SIGN*** Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
**[18:24] ---**
Why is 556-san the one
getting all the attention?
**[18:27] ---**
Don't do it! Private Tamama!
**[18:30] ---**
Oh, come on, Mr. Sergeant.
He said ad-libs are okay, right?
**[18:35] ---**
All I'm doing is helping 556-san
with my ad-libs.
**[18:41] ---**
Th-That's right! Ad-libs!
**[18:44] ---**
I can add more excitement to 556's action
with some ad-libs!
**[18:48] ---**
Right?
**[18:50] ---**
Looks good. This thing is
guaranteed to be a success!
**[18:58] ---**
W-What the?
**[18:59] ---**
I am Masked Tamama, the cousin
of Jabariser! All ready for action!
***SIGN*** Masked Tamama
**[19:04] ---**
And I'm...
**[19:07] ---**
...the distant relative of Jabariser's
twin brother, separated at birth!
**[19:10] ---**
Keroro Kaiser Z!
***SIGN*** Keroro Kaiser Z
**[19:12] ---**
We've come to help you, 556.
**[19:14] ---**
Great to have you here.
**[19:16] ---**
All three of us together are...
**[19:17] ---**
...the Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser!
***SIGN*** The Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser
**[19:36] ---**
We're in trouble now.
**[19:37] ---**
Director. Let's get outta here.
**[19:41] ---**
After my brother... finally got a job...
**[19:45] ---**
Please stop it.
**[19:50] ---**
Please stop, everyone!
**[19:53] ---**
If you keep getting in the way
of my brother's job, I'll shoot!
**[19:58] ---**
Y-You're...?
***SIGN*** The Goddess of Venus Justy Lavie
**[20:06] ---**
The Goddess of Venus... Justy Lavie!
***SIGN*** Justy Lavie
Lavie
**[20:13] ---**
That's Lavie?
**[20:15] ---**
Yeah. *The Goddess of Venus, Justy Lavie.*
**[20:18] ---**
I think this is the premiere episode today.
**[20:20] ---**
And she looks great holding a gun like that.
**[20:23] ---**
Or, like, youthful beauty?
**[20:25] ---**
The show is creating
quite a buzz on the internet.
**[20:28] ---**
I'm sure this series will be a big hit.
**[20:30] ---**
And just as Fuyuki predicted,
**[20:32] ---**
Lavie debuted as
"the sad-eyed gunslinger girl,"
**[20:37] ---**
and became an overnight sensation
as a new female action star.
**[20:42] ---**
Meanwhile...
***SIGN*** The lowest low
**[20:45] ---**
The lowest low.
**[20:50] ---**
Look at this, Lavie!
**[20:51] ---**
If I set up the bookcases like this,
they can even be a bed!
**[20:54] ---**
That's great, Bro!
**[20:56] ---**
I'm off to the filming of *Justy Lavie.*
**[21:00] ---**
Sure!
**[21:00] ---**
Let me walk you there myself!
**[21:05] ---**
And thanks to Lavie's popularity,
**[21:06] ---**
they were able to buy many more bookcases,
**[21:08] ---**
and 556 didn't have to
worry about money anymore.
**[21:11] ---**
But the many adventures of 556 continue.
**[21:15] ---**
Although I really don't want them to!
**[21:17] ---**
Adhere, Space Detective, 556!
***SIGN*** To be continued
***SIGN*** Justy Lavie "The Making of" DVD
**[21:22] ---**
A little known secret:
a short time after,
**[21:25] ---**
Kululu began selling black-market "Making of"
DVDs for *Goddess of Venus, Justy Lavie.*
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:07] ---**
Who do you think I am? I'm...
**[23:11] ---**
Well, never mind that for now.
But let me just tell you
**[23:15] ---**
that your future and hopes
are in my hands.
**[23:17] ---**
A person's financial status
does decide his value.
**[23:21] ---**
I'll teach you that.
**[23:22] ---**
Never mind such things!
A mysterious organization
**[23:24] ---**
suddenly attacks Lady Momoka
in the next episode.
**[23:26] ---**
"Momoka: Love, Youth and
a Hectic Getaway, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's one full episode.
I hope you'll like it.
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E25 - Momoka: Love, Youth and a Hectic Getaway, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DPJJ/momoka-love-youth-and-a-hectic-getaway-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:34] ---**
This is a grand tale of the love
and courage of all living things.
***SIGN*** Scotland
**[01:41] ---**
Or so I hope...
**[01:43] ---**
What? Now you say you can't come?
**[01:47] ---**
But you promised me. Why?
**[01:55] ---**
Are you sure about this, milady?
**[01:58] ---**
Yes.
**[01:59] ---**
I can't leave here now...
**[02:03] ---**
...even if I have to
break my promise to Father.
**[02:08] ---**
That Momoka... If that's
the way she wants it, then...
**[02:15] ---**
You just wait, Momoka.
**[02:23] ---**
Momoka: Love, Youth and
a Hectic Getaway, Sir!
**[02:30] ---**
What's all the racket?
**[02:32] ---**
An unidentified flying object
is fast approaching.
**[02:35] ---**
Or, like, major crisis?
**[02:38] ---**
I have a visual from our spy camera.
I'll put it on the screen.
**[02:42] ---**
What a cool-looking aircraft.
**[02:45] ---**
That's a transport plane
of the Nishizawa Group.
**[02:48] ---**
What? The Nishizawa Group?
**[02:50] ---**
Correct. I will explain,
though do not ask why I did not earlier.
**[02:53] ---**
The Nishizawa Group
is a major conglomerate
**[02:56] ---**
controlling half of the world's economy.
**[02:58] ---**
Momocchi's father is the president.
**[03:02] ---**
And judging from the color of that plane,
**[03:04] ---**
it carries the Nishizawa president's
personal army and elite force.
**[03:07] ---**
That army is said to be the best on Pekopon!
**[03:12] ---**
But why would such an army
come all the way here?
**[03:16] ---**
Or, like, further details?
**[03:23] ---**
We can use this opportunity.
**[03:24] ---**
Huh?
**[03:25] ---**
What I mean is... I think we need
to show headquarters
**[03:29] ---**
that the Keroro Platoon
is working hard.
**[03:32] ---**
Otherwise, we might be in trouble.
**[03:34] ---**
A rumor has it that our budget might be cut.
**[03:37] ---**
So what we do is...
**[03:38] ---**
We create a promotional video
that shows us defeating
**[03:44] ---**
the Pekopon army as easily
as twisting a baby's arm.
**[03:46] ---**
We'll send that out to headquarters.
***SIGN*** Sweeping charge
**[03:49] ---**
And then...
**[03:50] ---**
"Wow. The Keroro Platoon
is really working hard."
**[03:53] ---**
"Especially their platoon leader.
Sergeant Keroro looks good out there."
***SIGN*** Sweeping charge
**[03:57] ---**
"Okay. I'll increase their budget."
**[04:02] ---**
That's what will happen, and for sure,
we'll get a 200% increase, sir.
**[04:07] ---**
Don't you agree that that thing
is the perfect opponent?
**[04:10] ---**
Something about that idea bothers me,
**[04:13] ---**
but the best Pekopon army, huh?
**[04:15] ---**
Sounds exciting.
**[04:16] ---**
Okay now, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[04:19] ---**
I want you to go to
Lady Momoka's mansion
**[04:21] ---**
and find out what
they're planning to do, sir.
**[04:25] ---**
Roger!
**[04:28] ---**
I can almost picture
**[04:31] ---**
just how good we'll look.
**[04:33] ---**
Come on! Like bugs that
fly into the fire in the summer,
**[04:36] ---**
fly to your own destruction!
**[04:38] ---**
And as this would-be conqueror
of Pekopon thinks such thoughts,
**[04:42] ---**
Momoka-chan herself is...
**[04:46] ---**
Well then, about tomorrow's
first outing of the Occult Club.
**[04:51] ---**
We'll investigate the site
**[04:52] ---**
where the controversial
Kadoyama Hospital used to be.
**[04:55] ---**
But, Nishizawa-san, how were you able
to find such a mystery spot?
**[04:59] ---**
Well, since I'm a member
of the Occult Club,
**[05:03] ---**
I keep an eye out
for these things.
**[05:08] ---**
Actually, I worked my
butt off to find a place
**[05:10] ---**
where the two of us can be alone.
**[05:13] ---**
But what if it rains?
**[05:15] ---**
Who cares if it rains?
**[05:18] ---**
We'll go, rain or shine.
**[05:20] ---**
After all, it's the first time
our precious Occult Club
**[05:22] ---**
has planned to go on an outing to a
remote area where we'll be alone together.
**[05:25] ---**
Oh... I guess so.
**[05:27] ---**
I've finally made it this far.
**[05:29] ---**
I'm not gonna let a little rain
ruin my plans!
**[05:32] ---**
Not even my own father
can meddle this time!
**[05:34] ---**
I dare you to come!
**[05:37] ---**
Wow... She sure seems
passionate about this...
**[05:47] ---**
Milady Momoka has left the school.
**[05:50] ---**
Stay sharp. The enemy might come
from just about anywhere.
**[05:54] ---**
Roger.
**[05:56] ---**
This mission may end up
being pretty brutal.
**[06:00] ---**
As one of milady Momoka's bodyguards,
it is my duty to protect her with my life!
**[06:11] ---**
I can't wait for tomorrow to come.
**[06:13] ---**
I'm looking forward to it, too.
**[06:16] ---**
We might actually witness
some supernatural phenomena.
**[06:19] ---**
Yes...
**[06:21] ---**
Milady...
**[06:24] ---**
Like an earthbound spirit...
**[06:26] ---**
You're part of my father's elite force!
**[06:29] ---**
Milady Momoka,
would you please come with me?
**[06:34] ---**
I don't want to.
**[06:35] ---**
Then I have no choice.
**[06:38] ---**
I will have to take you in by force.
**[06:41] ---**
What did you do to my bodyguards?
**[06:43] ---**
They were pretty tough, as I expected.
**[06:45] ---**
But I was able to take care of them.
**[06:49] ---**
There's nowhere to run now.
**[06:51] ---**
S-Stop it.
**[06:53] ---**
I'm not sure what this is all about,
**[06:55] ---**
but she obviously doesn't
want to go with you.
**[06:59] ---**
Hey, boy. I commend you for
trying to protect Momoka-sama. But...
**[07:10] ---**
What happened?
**[07:13] ---**
We were saved by your
timely return, Master Tamama.
**[07:17] ---**
When Paul told me that you
were in danger, I rushed to come back.
**[07:21] ---**
Carrying all three of you is heavy...
**[07:28] ---**
So you see it now, you Pekoponians?
**[07:30] ---**
Never mess with Keronians.
**[07:35] ---**
And cut.
**[07:37] ---**
So, what did you think of that?
**[07:39] ---**
You were magnificent, Uncle.
**[07:41] ---**
Or, like, nicely captured?
**[07:43] ---**
Hey. Why do I have to do this?
**[07:46] ---**
Oh, Giroro-kun... you still
don't get it, do you?
**[07:50] ---**
By putting this in as the last scene,
**[07:52] ---**
it gives more impact to our battle.
**[07:56] ---**
I-Is that really true?
**[07:58] ---**
The question is how we
can lure them over here...
**[08:06] ---**
There's a sign of dimensional turbulence.
**[08:08] ---**
I believe it's some sort of
ether-driven propulsion system.
**[08:11] ---**
Super-advanced technology, huh?
**[08:13] ---**
Momoka-sama's mysterious pet
may have some connection to this.
**[08:19] ---**
What's taking so long?
**[08:22] ---**
Mr. President.
**[08:30] ---**
Momoka...
**[08:32] ---**
The Nishizawa Group's elite force?
**[08:35] ---**
But why are they trying to kidnap you?
**[08:39] ---**
Actually... it's because
I disobeyed my father.
**[08:44] ---**
You see, my father lives
in Scotland, and...
**[08:47] ---**
Ooh, Scotland?
That seems like a romantic place!
**[08:52] ---**
My father...
**[08:53] ---**
He insists that I leave here
and go with him to Scotland.
**[08:57] ---**
But I refused.
**[09:01] ---**
That's why he's decided to
use force to get what he wants.
**[09:04] ---**
It's foolish to go up against the
elite force of the Nishizawa Group.
**[09:08] ---**
We were just lucky that Master Tamama
got there in time to help us.
**[09:14] ---**
So the army is involved in
a father-daughter spat, huh?
**[09:18] ---**
You should go, Nishizawa-san.
**[09:21] ---**
There are a lot of old castles in Scotland.
**[09:23] ---**
There must be a lot of mysterious spots.
**[09:26] ---**
It sounds great!
**[09:29] ---**
But I... I don't...
**[09:32] ---**
I'd rather... I'd rather... I'd rather...
***SIGN*** Smack
**[09:36] ---**
Are you numb or just plain dumb?
**[09:38] ---**
Why did you have to hit me so hard?
**[09:40] ---**
I'm not exactly siding with the
high-handed ways of your father,
**[09:44] ---**
but how do you go against an army?
**[09:47] ---**
The fact remains that I am now
the only one left to protect Momoka-sama.
**[09:54] ---**
Wait a sec! Do not forget about me!
**[09:57] ---**
Thank you, Tama-chan.
**[10:01] ---**
Opportunity presents itself
right in my lap, sir.
**[10:04] ---**
Leave it to the Keroro Platoon
to guard Lady Momoka!
**[10:08] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:09] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:11] ---**
If they are indeed
Pekopon's best military force,
**[10:13] ---**
then I have no complaints
about the opponent.
**[10:15] ---**
This'll double our budget.
**[10:17] ---**
It is sad that a father
and daughter are in such conflict.
**[10:22] ---**
Maybe I'll try that thing out...
**[10:23] ---**
Knowing what is right and
not doing it is utter cowardice.
**[10:26] ---**
Or, like, vox populi?
**[10:27] ---**
Th-Thanks, all of you.
**[10:32] ---**
We are finally going to see
how powerful the Keronians really are.
**[10:37] ---**
I guess they're not just
some silly alien clowns, after all.
**[10:41] ---**
You may not believe me after
everything that's happened so far,
**[10:44] ---**
but this time, they mean business.
Please believe me. I beg you.
**[10:56] ---**
An unexpected turn of events
is unfolding. The Keroro Platoon
**[11:00] ---**
is about to collide head-on with
the Nishizawa Group's commandos,
**[11:03] ---**
who are attempting
to take Momoka by force.
**[11:06] ---**
This is exactly when a narrator
needs to pump things up.
**[11:08] ---**
In other words, Pekopon is in danger!
***SIGN*** This way.
**[11:13] ---**
A trap? How interesting!
**[11:16] ---**
Here they come!
**[11:18] ---**
They wasted no time in
finding us. Not bad.
**[11:21] ---**
Okay, men!
I'll leave the rest up to you.
**[11:23] ---**
What?!
**[11:24] ---**
What? What do you mean?!
**[11:26] ---**
They're mere Pekoponians.
Why don't we go easy on them?
**[11:31] ---**
You guys create a "Keroro Platoon
in danger" type of scene.
**[11:34] ---**
And that's when I make
my grand entrance!
**[11:36] ---**
That's what the hero does.
**[11:38] ---**
You can't be serious...!
**[11:39] ---**
Good luck.
**[11:41] ---**
He is serious.
**[11:44] ---**
How can he be so confident?
**[11:47] ---**
Forget about the lazy platoon leader.
The battle's already begun.
**[11:52] ---**
Huh, it's heating up...
**[11:55] ---**
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
**[12:03] ---**
Once again, I have cut an object
not worthy of my ninja blade.
**[12:08] ---**
The Kululu Robot
makes its second appearance.
**[12:23] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[12:29] ---**
Let's test what these
invading aliens can really do.
**[12:34] ---**
Wow. The Keroro Platoon
is overpowering them!
**[12:38] ---**
Or, like, perfect success?
**[12:40] ---**
Hm... this doesn't look good...
**[12:42] ---**
Huh? But isn't the
Keroro Platoon winning?
**[12:45] ---**
That may be the case right now.
**[12:47] ---**
But without a commanding officer,
their attacks are sporadic.
**[12:52] ---**
It's only a matter of time
before the tide turns against them.
**[13:00] ---**
Meanwhile, the commanding officer is...
**[13:04] ---**
When HQ hears how we bravely
fought against the Pekoponians,
**[13:09] ---**
I'm sure they'll double our budget.
**[13:11] ---**
And when that happens,
more Gundam models! No, no, I mean...
**[13:16] ---**
Our conquest of Pekopon
will progress smoothly, sir!
**[13:20] ---**
Well, putting that aside,
**[13:22] ---**
I've got to assemble the right leg now.
**[13:25] ---**
Part number E14... E14...
**[13:28] ---**
Or, like, massive damage?
**[13:30] ---**
I knew it...
**[13:32] ---**
They should've taken this more seriously.
**[13:34] ---**
Is there another way out of here?
**[13:36] ---**
There's a road Uncle secretly built
**[13:39] ---**
to get into the soccer
stadium for free. You go ahead.
**[13:43] ---**
I'll go care for the others.
Or, like, urgent first-aid?
**[13:48] ---**
Darn... They're good...
We should've gone all out...
**[13:54] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[14:01] ---**
So they're here.
**[14:04] ---**
Paul Split Wave!
***SIGN*** Paul Split Wave
**[14:05] ---**
Paul Hundred Slash Punch!
***SIGN*** Paul Hundred Slash Punch
***SIGN*** Paul Heel Drop
**[14:07] ---**
Paul Heel Drop!
**[14:13] ---**
I-It took me so long.
**[14:15] ---**
Why is it
**[14:17] ---**
that you seem to shine
more than the others?
**[14:20] ---**
Now, let me hear your
thermonuclear reactor's...
**[14:30] ---**
That's weird. The head doesn't
quite sit properly...
**[14:37] ---**
I'll beat the crap out of them!!
**[14:43] ---**
Sis!
**[14:44] ---**
Ouch...
**[14:45] ---**
Are you all right?
**[14:46] ---**
No, I must've twisted it. You two
go on ahead. Don't worry about me.
**[14:55] ---**
Well, milady Momoka.
It's time to let me take you in.
**[14:59] ---**
Never!
**[15:00] ---**
That's enough, you people!
**[15:03] ---**
She obviously doesn't want any of this.
**[15:04] ---**
All those who get in the way
will be dealt with.
**[15:16] ---**
You lay one hand on Natsumi,
and I'll blow your brains out.
**[15:22] ---**
Giroro!
**[15:22] ---**
I didn't think you had
that much strength left.
**[15:25] ---**
I've underestimated you.
**[15:27] ---**
Frankly, I'm quite surprised myself.
**[15:30] ---**
But this is the end of the road.
**[15:32] ---**
We must obey our orders unconditionally.
**[15:36] ---**
The gadget Keroro built for
amusement will be of use, after all.
**[15:40] ---**
What?
**[15:41] ---**
Natsumi. Don't die.
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Scream
**[15:46] ---**
Giroro!
**[15:55] ---**
Don't give me any more trouble.
**[15:58] ---**
I know everything about you.
**[16:01] ---**
There's nowhere you can escape to, Momoka.
**[16:04] ---**
Father...
**[16:05] ---**
C'mon, Momoka. You're going
with me to Scotland right now.
**[16:10] ---**
Please excuse me.
**[16:11] ---**
I am aware that I am in your service,
**[16:13] ---**
but I cannot allow you to
have your way with milady.
**[16:17] ---**
That's what I like about you, Paul.
**[16:19] ---**
That's exactly why I asked you
to take care of Momoka for me.
**[16:22] ---**
And now, it looks like
this battle will be decided
**[16:25] ---**
between Paul and me.
**[16:27] ---**
You two, get out of here.
**[16:28] ---**
But...
**[16:29] ---**
Hurry!
**[16:31] ---**
O-Okay...
**[16:34] ---**
Facing you like this
reminds me of those days
**[16:36] ---**
when we used to street fight
all the time.
**[16:40] ---**
You defeated me in the end,
and I pledged my allegiance to you.
**[16:45] ---**
However, I have to do this
for Momoka-sama now.
**[16:48] ---**
C'mon, Paul!
**[16:50] ---**
Prepare yourself, sir!
**[16:52] ---**
New Nishizawa Punch!
**[16:54] ---**
Paul Split Wave!
**[17:02] ---**
Nishizawa-san.
**[17:04] ---**
Whatever happens, I won't
let them take you away from me.
**[17:07] ---**
There are the times in my life
when I need my other self to come out.
**[17:12] ---**
Father... Paul... Please
forgive me for being so selfish...
**[17:19] ---**
C'mon, Nishizawa-san.
**[17:20] ---**
We'll be safe over here for a while.
**[17:28] ---**
Paul!
**[17:29] ---**
Milady... I am very sorry...
**[17:33] ---**
You know what this means, Momoka.
The battle has been decided.
**[17:36] ---**
Now, come to Scotland with me.
**[17:40] ---**
Didn't you hear me, Momoka?
**[17:44] ---**
How can you say that when she
doesn't want to go? Please stop!
**[17:49] ---**
Do you have any idea
who you're talking to?
**[17:53] ---**
I am the president of the
Nishizawa Group,
**[17:56] ---**
which controls
half of the world's economy.
**[18:04] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[18:07] ---**
Forgive me.
**[18:08] ---**
There's no way a mere junior high school
student like you can stand against me.
**[18:14] ---**
I know that...
**[18:17] ---**
I know I'm powerless.
**[18:19] ---**
But to me, Nishizawa-san...
**[18:21] ---**
...is my precious only...
**[18:23] ---**
All you scumbags!
**[18:27] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:28] ---**
Don't think you can get away
with breaking my Gundam models!
**[18:32] ---**
Oh no. That's the powerful missile
**[18:34] ---**
that could raze all of Pekopon
to the ground three times over!
**[18:37] ---**
Mr. President.
We're detecting massive energy.
**[18:40] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:41] ---**
I'm ready to sacrifice my life at any time.
**[18:45] ---**
All of Pekopon shall be blown to pieces!
**[18:48] ---**
Serves you right.
***SIGN*** 60 seconds until the Earth blows up
***SIGN*** 59 seconds until the Earth blows up
***SIGN*** 58 seconds until the Earth blows up
**[18:53] ---**
The detonation switch has been activated.
**[18:54] ---**
It's dangerous to stay here.
We have to evacuate immediately.
**[18:57] ---**
This is ridiculous! Come here!
We have to get away, Momoka.
**[19:01] ---**
I don't want to.
**[19:02] ---**
I... I want to stay here!
**[19:08] ---**
Momoka...?
**[19:12] ---**
Fuyuki! Do something
about that stupid frog!
**[19:15] ---**
Okay.
**[19:17] ---**
Sarge! Do you seriously intend
to blow us all away?
**[19:21] ---**
Of course, sir.
**[19:22] ---**
This is the price to pay for messing with
my Gundam models, sir.
**[19:25] ---**
It was almost done...
I was almost finished.
**[19:32] ---**
But if you destroy the whole planet,
**[19:34] ---**
you won't be able to buy
any more Gundam models!
**[19:36] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** 2 more seconds until the Earth blows up
***SIGN*** 1 more second until the Earth blows up
**[19:44] ---**
You're right, sir! Oops...
**[19:49] ---**
We're saved.
**[19:51] ---**
Fuyuki! Spoken like a true space diplomat!
**[19:54] ---**
I'm used to it by now.
**[19:56] ---**
You were cool under pressure.
**[19:58] ---**
A space diplomat... This little boy
is the one who saved the world.
**[20:03] ---**
She is blessed with interesting friends,
and has certainly grown up... my Momoka...
**[20:08] ---**
Let's go.
**[20:09] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[20:09] ---**
Father!
**[20:11] ---**
I was so nervous...
**[20:13] ---**
Um... F-Fuyuki-kun,
about what you were saying...
**[20:17] ---**
Huh?
**[20:18] ---**
You were saying that I...
I was your precious only...
**[20:22] ---**
What were you gonna say after that?
**[20:25] ---**
Don't tell me it was...
**[20:27] ---**
To me, you're the precious only...
**[20:32] ---**
...member of my Occult Club!
**[20:34] ---**
That's what I was trying to say.
**[20:38] ---**
And so once again, our heroes save the day.
**[20:41] ---**
Get some rest, everyone.
***SIGN*** One week later...
**[20:48] ---**
I guess I really panicked,
when you suddenly told me last week
**[20:51] ---**
that you wouldn't come for tea.
**[20:56] ---**
I had totally forgotten and
made another appointment.
**[21:00] ---**
The precious only member of
his Occult Club, huh?
**[21:04] ---**
Well, I guess it's not bad, since
he mentioned two important words,
**[21:08] ---**
"precious" and "only."
**[21:10] ---**
Not to mention, the real Momoka
did a pretty good job this time, too.
**[21:17] ---**
And so, the cost of this mission,
or rather this commotion
**[21:20] ---**
caused by father and daughter,
came out to a total of... 12.6 billion yen.
***SIGN*** Total: 12.6 billion yen
**[21:25] ---**
Um... do you mind sending
some of that over to my account?
**[21:28] ---**
Even a hundredth of it is fine.
No, a thousandth of it.
**[21:32] ---**
Or if you can't do that,
then maybe a ten-thousandth...
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:06] ---**
This is Angol Mois.
Summer vacation is almost over.
**[23:09] ---**
What? It's already over? Well,
let me at least help with homework.
**[23:13] ---**
Although I'm only good at stuff like...
**[23:16] ---**
Divine cosmos? Feudal Japan?
Karmic backlash? Forward rolling?
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
Fall is the season for sports.
**[23:22] ---**
Even invaders need to watch their health.
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: Everyone Unite!
Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's one full episode. Look forward to it.
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E26 - Keroro: Everyone Unite! Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ81J3/keroro-everyone-unite-lets-conquer-sports-day-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
There are various ways to enjoy autumn.
**[01:36] ---**
Autumn is for travel,
for art, and then there's...
**[01:47] ---**
The dry weather of autumn
sure makes paint dry a lot faster.
**[01:52] ---**
W-What the heck was that noise?
**[01:55] ---**
Enemy attack?
**[01:58] ---**
We're under attack. Repeat, under attack.
**[02:00] ---**
Close all the windows and shutters, sir!
**[02:02] ---**
Quickly, quickly. Quickly, quickly.
**[02:05] ---**
How are we for provisions?
**[02:06] ---**
Everything's here, including our snacks.
**[02:08] ---**
Get the candles ready!
I want those long thick ones!
**[02:12] ---**
Or, like... thorough planning?
**[02:17] ---**
Okay.
**[02:18] ---**
Now the Hinata household has
become an impregnable fortress.
**[02:24] ---**
Those were fireworks.
**[02:28] ---**
Fireworks, sir?
**[02:30] ---**
Yeah, it's that time of year...
**[02:34] ---**
Sports Day...
**[02:36] ---**
W-What's the matter with you,
Master Fuyuki?
**[02:38] ---**
You look as if you were draining the hot
water out of an instant chow mein bowl...
***SIGN*** Ugh...
**[02:44] ---**
...and dumped the noodles
all together into the sink.
***SIGN*** The look of spilling the noodles into the sink
**[02:48] ---**
Our school will be holding
a sports day next week.
**[02:52] ---**
Gero?
**[02:53] ---**
A sports day?
**[02:54] ---**
A nightmare to
non-athletic people like me.
**[02:58] ---**
I wish it could turn into
an occult day or something...
**[03:01] ---**
I don't think that's
gonna happen, Fuyuki-kun.
**[03:05] ---**
Keroro: Everyone Unite!
Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!
**[03:12] ---**
Okay, class.
**[03:14] ---**
Everyone should pick out one
or two events to participate in.
**[03:20] ---**
Whichever you enter,
you'll bring us a high score.
**[03:24] ---**
And with Koyuki-chan
joining us this year,
**[03:26] ---**
our class has a pretty good chance
of blowing away the others!
**[03:29] ---**
Natsumi-san,
let's try our best together!
**[03:33] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[03:35] ---**
I would like to join the
parent-child three-legged race!
***SIGN*** Spoon Race Parent-Child Three-legged Race Relay
**[03:43] ---**
What?
**[03:45] ---**
Mom will be there? She never told me.
**[03:50] ---**
Oh, c'mon now. You should be happy.
**[03:53] ---**
Why? Not only do I dread this event,
**[03:56] ---**
but now Mom's gonna be there to
watch me make a fool out of myself.
**[03:59] ---**
Aw, come on. Winning
isn't everything in sports.
**[04:02] ---**
It's about giving your very best.
**[04:06] ---**
That's just the whine of a loser.
**[04:10] ---**
It's an established fact of life
that winning is everything.
**[04:14] ---**
You don't feel defeated as a conqueror
**[04:16] ---**
when you hang the laundry?
**[04:19] ---**
Well...
**[04:21] ---**
Oh I remember. You skipped
cleaning the toilet again, didn't you?
**[04:24] ---**
Well, actually... I was
planning to do it later, you know...
**[04:30] ---**
Don't worry. I did it for you.
**[04:34] ---**
Mom's gonna come...
Mom's gonna come...
**[04:36] ---**
Natchi is acting strange.
**[04:38] ---**
It's been such a long time!
**[04:40] ---**
I've gotta put on a good show.
**[04:43] ---**
What is it about this so-called Sports Day
that so moves Pekoponian hearts?
**[04:47] ---**
We should investigate it.
**[04:52] ---**
Natsumi seems so happy.
**[04:55] ---**
Mom's gonna come...
Mom's gonna come...
**[04:59] ---**
Mom's gonna come...
Mom's gonna come...
**[05:02] ---**
She'll see me making a fool of myself.
**[05:06] ---**
Wait now. Grandma once
taught me how to cast a spell
**[05:10] ---**
so that you could make it rain
the next day!
***SIGN*** Hang "Teru Teru Bozu"
**[05:16] ---**
If you hang the "teru teru bozu"
upside down... it will rain.
***SIGN*** Hang "Teru Teru Bozu" upside down to make it rain.
**[05:20] ---**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Tomorrow's Weather
**[05:24] ---**
The chance of rain is zero percent tomorrow.
**[05:27] ---**
A perfect day for a Sports Day!
***SIGN*** Didn't work at all.
**[05:29] ---**
It didn't work at all.
**[05:33] ---**
Oh, no. That was my last hope...
**[05:36] ---**
Sarge!
**[05:38] ---**
Sarge, you're a frog, aren't you?
**[05:40] ---**
I'm a Keronian.
**[05:40] ---**
Make it rain tomorrow!
**[05:42] ---**
I don't think you understand,
Master Fuyuki!
**[05:44] ---**
Sarge...
**[05:44] ---**
I'm not a handy robot cat from the future.
**[05:49] ---**
Please! Please!
Sarge, you're my only hope! C'mon...
**[05:49] ---**
Jeez, Fuyuki, you're a poor loser.
**[05:59] ---**
Sorry, Natsumi, but we're running late,
and I don't think we can get
**[06:03] ---**
all the pages done today.
**[06:05] ---**
We'll have to work through the night
and until around noon tomorrow.
**[06:09] ---**
I have to stay here until
everyone finishes their work.
**[06:14] ---**
As soon as it's finished,
I'll rush over to your school.
**[06:16] ---**
I'm really sorry, Natsumi.
**[06:18] ---**
No, it's okay, Mom. Don't worry
and take care of your work, okay?
**[06:27] ---**
Sis...
**[06:29] ---**
That's just the nature of her work.
It's par for the course.
**[06:33] ---**
Aren't you lucky, Fuyuki?
**[06:35] ---**
Now she won't see you
make a fool of yourself.
**[06:38] ---**
Well, I'd better go
prepare lunch for tomorrow.
**[07:08] ---**
A perfect opportunity, sir!
**[07:12] ---**
According to my research,
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[07:14] ---**
Sports Day is where two teams,
the red and the white,
***SIGN*** Giant Ball Roll
***SIGN*** Tug-of-War
***SIGN*** Cavalry game
**[07:17] ---**
compete against each other.
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[07:20] ---**
Now, if Lady Mom
won't be able to participate,
***SIGN*** Three-legged race
**[07:23] ---**
that means she won't be able
to compete in this parent-child
**[07:25] ---**
three-legged race.
That's where we come in.
**[07:29] ---**
What are we supposed to do?
**[07:32] ---**
We'll help Lady Mom
and Lady Natsumi, sir.
**[07:36] ---**
Why would we do that?
**[07:40] ---**
'Coz they'll owe us big time, ma'am.
**[07:44] ---**
Keroro-sama, I will never forget
what you've done for me.
**[07:48] ---**
From now on, I will do whatever
you ask of me, Keroro-sama.
**[07:52] ---**
Oh, really? For a start, why don't you
buy me 100 Gundam models?
***SIGN*** A debt of gratitude
**[07:58] ---**
And after that, how about cleaning
all the toilets in our secret base?
**[08:01] ---**
Yes, milord.
**[08:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are so devious!
**[08:08] ---**
Or, like, double dealing?
***SIGN*** Dororon!
**[08:13] ---**
Since Natsumi-dono
is a friend of Koyuki-dono's,
**[08:16] ---**
I will take part in this plan,
**[08:17] ---**
not to establish a debt,
but for Natsumi-dono's sake alone.
**[08:20] ---**
Nin!
**[08:22] ---**
Farewell...
**[08:25] ---**
Of course, you'll join us too, right, Giroro?
**[08:30] ---**
Well, I guess every so often,
**[08:32] ---**
I can go along with a
worthless plan like this.
**[08:34] ---**
All right!
***SIGN*** 39th Annual Kissho School Sports Day
**[08:43] ---**
The red team wins.
**[08:46] ---**
Yaaay! Go red team!
**[08:50] ---**
Go, white team! Way to go, white team!
**[08:54] ---**
The three-legged races
are in the afternoon.
**[08:57] ---**
Yeah, but don't worry about me.
***SIGN*** Systems, all green!
**[08:59] ---**
I'm really sorry, Natsumi.
I should get there by this afternoon.
**[09:05] ---**
Okay.
**[09:06] ---**
But don't sweat it, Mom.
**[09:10] ---**
We're almost directly
on top of our destination.
**[09:15] ---**
Good. We're going down, boys.
**[09:29] ---**
Over here!
**[09:31] ---**
On your marks!
**[09:33] ---**
Get ready...
**[09:35] ---**
This is the girls' 200-meter for grade 8!
**[09:38] ---**
She's fast. So fast.
She's way ahead of the pack.
**[09:44] ---**
She crosses the finish line!
Hinata Natsumi-san places first!
**[09:48] ---**
You're up next, Fuyuki.
**[09:50] ---**
Run as fast as your sister.
**[09:54] ---**
That's why I hate these...
**[09:56] ---**
Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Parents
**[10:06] ---**
If the red team came up with that,
***SIGN*** Polar Bear White
**[10:09] ---**
then the white team's
gotta do better.
**[10:12] ---**
When you think white,
it's obvious you think RX seventy...
**[10:16] ---**
Hurry up and set the plan into motion.
**[10:18] ---**
Oh, I almost forgot, sir.
***SIGN*** 14. Obstacle race 15. Scavenger hunt 13:15 16. Bread eating race 13:30 17. Spoon Race 13:45 18. Parent-Child Three-legged Race 14:00 19. Boys 1000m 14:20 20. Girls 1000m 14:40
**[10:21] ---**
The parent-child three-legged race
that Lady Mom is in is event #18.
***SIGN*** 18. Parent-Child Three-legged Race 14:00
**[10:26] ---**
It's scheduled to start at 1400 hours.
**[10:29] ---**
Our mission is
**[10:30] ---**
to slow down the progress
of all the preceding events,
**[10:33] ---**
so that even if Lady Mom comes late,
she won't miss her race.
**[10:36] ---**
And how are we gonna do that?
**[10:39] ---**
First, there's Plan A.
***SIGN*** 6. Girls 200m 7. 7th grade boys 400m 8. 7th...
**[10:41] ---**
Our target is the 7th event,
the 7th grade boys' 400-meter race.
***SIGN*** 7. 7th grade boys 400m
**[10:53] ---**
Hidden under an anti-barrier is
**[10:56] ---**
the "One Step Forward,
Two Steps Backward" Racetrack.
**[11:00] ---**
No matter how fast they run,
***SIGN*** Goal
**[11:01] ---**
they won't be able to reach the finish line.
**[11:03] ---**
This will surely delay the proceedings, sir.
**[11:06] ---**
On your marks...
**[11:09] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
even if you don't come in first,
**[11:13] ---**
you'll always be first in my heart.
**[11:17] ---**
Ready...
**[11:18] ---**
I don't like this...
**[11:20] ---**
This is it, sir.
**[11:25] ---**
They're on the tracks.
**[11:31] ---**
So fast! They've crossed
the finish line in no time!
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[11:36] ---**
A bunch of new records have been set!
**[11:39] ---**
Ow...
**[11:40] ---**
What is going on?
**[11:41] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, you were great!
**[11:43] ---**
You set it backwards!
**[11:45] ---**
Gero!
**[11:48] ---**
Mission failed...
**[11:50] ---**
The event is proceeding
way ahead of schedule.
**[11:54] ---**
Or, like, self-defeating?
**[11:57] ---**
Can the Keroro Platoon
recover from this major blunder
**[12:00] ---**
to get Natsumi's mom here in time
for the three-legged race?
**[12:10] ---**
Meanwhile, the second unit of Tamama and Dororo are...
**[12:14] ---**
We have now reached
our assigned destination.
**[12:17] ---**
Go ahead and proceed
according to plan. Good luck.
**[12:20] ---**
Roger.
**[12:25] ---**
Just one more page...
**[12:27] ---**
Just hang on for one more page,
my right hand!
**[12:30] ---**
Don't fall asleep! Pull yourself together!
**[12:32] ---**
Don't fall asleep!!
**[12:34] ---**
It's intense...
**[12:36] ---**
We have to get in there and help.
**[12:39] ---**
Just five minutes. Let him
take a nap for just 5 minutes.
**[12:43] ---**
Okay...
**[12:46] ---**
Now's our chance.
**[12:51] ---**
So I have to ink this. I see.
**[12:53] ---**
I'm gonna try to apply some shading films.
**[12:56] ---**
Here goes nothing.
**[13:01] ---**
Oops...
**[13:03] ---**
This is actually much harder than it looks.
**[13:06] ---**
I shall use my... Clone Jutsu!
***SIGN*** Dororon!
**[13:11] ---**
Wow, that's awesome.
**[13:17] ---**
Shouldn't have done that.
**[13:18] ---**
What the...
**[13:20] ---**
Oh no.
**[13:20] ---**
Yikes.
**[13:21] ---**
What?
**[13:23] ---**
Even mistakes become tenfold!
**[13:25] ---**
Oh no. The art...
**[13:27] ---**
What's the matter?
**[13:29] ---**
Somehow...
**[13:32] ---**
Oh, my.
**[13:35] ---**
I have disgraced myself.
**[13:37] ---**
I am sorry!
**[13:39] ---**
I appreciate what you're
trying to do, but don't worry.
**[13:42] ---**
Just stay right there.
I'll be finished shortly.
**[13:48] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[13:50] ---**
I'll ask you two to help me
with something else!
**[13:56] ---**
Wow. You really made this
all by yourself?
**[13:59] ---**
Yes. I woke up at four in the morning,
and worked hard on it.
**[14:03] ---**
So that you can eat it, Fuyuki-kun...
**[14:06] ---**
Don't mind if I do!
**[14:10] ---**
Wow, it's delicious.
**[14:12] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[14:13] ---**
Your lunch looks fancy too,
Natsumi-san. It looks yummy.
**[14:17] ---**
I prepared lunch for my mom, too.
**[14:20] ---**
I'd be happy to share it
with you, Koyuki-chan.
**[14:23] ---**
I made a lot for you. Is it good?
**[14:27] ---**
Don't worry.
I'm sure she'll make it on time.
**[14:31] ---**
Dororo and his friends went
to your mom's office to help.
**[14:36] ---**
So that's why I haven't seen
Sarge or the others all morning.
**[14:39] ---**
Come to think of it,
I haven't seen my Tama-chan, either.
**[14:43] ---**
He told me they
were all pitching in to help
**[14:45] ---**
so your mom'd make it in time for
the parent-child three-legged race.
**[14:49] ---**
That's really nice of them.
**[14:57] ---**
Next will be Event #14,
the obstacle course race.
**[15:02] ---**
Or, like, trouble ahead?
**[15:04] ---**
There's no time to lose!
**[15:07] ---**
Event #18, the three-legged race,
is quickly coming upon us.
**[15:13] ---**
I may never have another chance to make
Lady Natsumi indebted to me, sir!
**[15:17] ---**
Indebted to you?
**[15:18] ---**
Yeah, that's right...
**[15:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[15:22] ---**
You were planning to make me
indebted to you?
**[15:26] ---**
Wait, ma'am!
Everything we did was for you!
**[15:30] ---**
Our plan was for you to be in
the three-legged race with Lady Mom.
**[15:35] ---**
Why don't you tell me more
about this grand plan of yours?
**[15:40] ---**
Who are you?
**[15:42] ---**
We put the most horrifying obstacles
**[15:43] ---**
known to humankind on the course,
**[15:45] ---**
so that not one person
will be able to finish the race.
**[15:47] ---**
And that's how we'll buy time, sir!
**[15:50] ---**
Horrifying obstacle number one: steak.
***SIGN*** Sirloin steak Matsuzaka Beef Medium rare Cooked with butter
**[15:54] ---**
Wow! Imagine finding
a steak here. Steak!
**[16:00] ---**
Approximate time spent:
15 minutes and 24 seconds.
**[16:03] ---**
Horrifying obstacle number two:
limited-edition Gundam model.
**[16:06] ---**
Wow. I've only ever seen this one
in my dreams!
**[16:09] ---**
Hey, I'm not dreaming.
This is for real.
**[16:13] ---**
Approximate time spent:
1 hour, 23 minutes and 40 seconds.
**[16:16] ---**
Obstacle number three: a hot spring.
***SIGN*** Outdoor hot spring relaxing waters. Composition: calcium, sodium. Medicinal benefits: stiff shoulders.
**[16:20] ---**
Strange to see a hot spring here.
**[16:23] ---**
Oh, this is heaven. Pure heaven.
***SIGN*** 3 Nights 4 Days
**[16:25] ---**
Approximate time spent: 3 nights and 4 days.
**[16:28] ---**
And just like that,
we can buy time during the race.
**[16:32] ---**
Next is Event #15,
the Scavenger Hunt.
**[16:36] ---**
Hey, the obstacle race is over.
**[16:40] ---**
The plan is to mix this note
into the Scavenger Hunt items.
***SIGN*** 100 grams of pork, 1 tsp of soy sauce, 2 tsp of rice wine.
**[16:45] ---**
100 grams of pork,
a teaspoon of soy sauce,
***SIGN*** Remove eyes from potatoes, peel and soak in water.
**[16:47] ---**
2 teaspoons of rice wine...
**[16:48] ---**
Oh no. This is the recipe for
the stewed pork and cabbage dish
***SIGN*** Wash won bok well, drain water well, and cut into bite-size pieces.
**[16:52] ---**
I saw on a cooking show yesterday.
**[16:56] ---**
Here it is, sir!
**[16:57] ---**
"A pedigreed Andromedian Husky
with papers."
***SIGN*** A pedigreed Andromedian Husky with papers.
**[17:00] ---**
"A 48 million yen mortgage."
***SIGN*** 48 million yen.
**[17:03] ---**
"The butt of a Japanese antelope."
***SIGN*** The butt of a Japanese antelope.
**[17:05] ---**
"A newly released video
you can rent for one week."
***SIGN*** A newly released video you can rent for one week.
**[17:08] ---**
By mixing in these items that
no one will be able to bring back,
**[17:12] ---**
we can delay the race, sir!
**[17:14] ---**
Then in the next bread-eating contest,
**[17:15] ---**
we switched the
bean-jam bun to this curry bread
**[17:18] ---**
that's 3,600 times spicier.
**[17:19] ---**
And in the Spoon Race, we used
specially designed ping-pong balls
**[17:22] ---**
that explode at the slightest impact.
**[17:26] ---**
Don't interfere anymore!
**[17:35] ---**
This is bad. I broke my anti-barrier.
***SIGN*** A stuffed toy frog.
**[17:39] ---**
A stuffed toy frog...
I found one. Let me borrow this!
**[17:44] ---**
I'm done with him.
**[17:53] ---**
We're now down to our one
final option. Open the launch gate.
**[17:58] ---**
Roger.
**[18:00] ---**
I'm gonna take Lady Mom's place
and run the three-legged race, sir.
**[18:05] ---**
Catapult: standby.
**[18:07] ---**
Keroro, moving out!
**[18:13] ---**
I just remembered...
I forgot to open it all the way.
**[18:30] ---**
We have an announcement.
**[18:32] ---**
Entrants in the parent-child
three-legged race, please get ready.
**[18:37] ---**
I guess it wasn't meant to be...
**[18:41] ---**
Um... may I withdraw from the race?
**[18:51] ---**
Wait.
**[18:54] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:57] ---**
We can discuss the details later.
Hurry and give me the rope.
**[19:00] ---**
You don't want to lose
without putting up a fight, do you?
**[19:05] ---**
Right!
**[19:09] ---**
On your marks...
**[19:11] ---**
Get set...
**[19:14] ---**
One, two...
**[19:15] ---**
It's Sis and... Giroro?
**[19:16] ---**
One, two... One, two... One, two... One, two...
**[19:24] ---**
Excuse me!
**[19:27] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:31] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:36] ---**
Mom!
**[19:38] ---**
Good luck!
***SIGN*** Natsumi Good luck
**[19:40] ---**
Tama-chan?
***SIGN*** Natsumi Good luck
**[19:42] ---**
I hate heights!
**[19:47] ---**
Thank you...
**[19:49] ---**
Let's pick up the pace!
**[19:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:53] ---**
One, two... One, two...
**[19:55] ---**
Fast! They're fast!
**[19:58] ---**
Keep it up!
**[19:59] ---**
They're dominating!
**[20:01] ---**
Go for it!
**[20:03] ---**
What great teamwork!
**[20:08] ---**
First place finish!
**[20:14] ---**
Congratulations! You were amazing.
**[20:17] ---**
Mom...
**[20:18] ---**
They said it was a new school record.
**[20:21] ---**
You looked good out there, Natsumi.
**[20:23] ---**
Yeah. Well, it's because he...
**[20:25] ---**
Hey, where's Giroro?
**[20:30] ---**
Everything I've tried
has resulted in total failure.
**[20:32] ---**
But if I hurry,
I still have a chance, sir!
**[20:36] ---**
I'm gonna make Natsumi
completely indebted to me.
**[20:39] ---**
The goal is 100 Gundam models!
**[20:42] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[20:46] ---**
I'm sorry I got here late, ma'am.
C'mon, let's run.
**[20:50] ---**
I already did.
**[20:55] ---**
My 100 Gundam models!!
**[20:59] ---**
Keroro ends up only
indebting himself.
**[21:12] ---**
Giroro. What you did today was...
**[21:16] ---**
It's roasted perfectly.
**[21:27] ---**
Autumn is also the season
for enjoying good food.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Keroro's father.
**[23:08] ---**
I'm sure it's the same way in Pekopon too!
**[23:10] ---**
but fathers have a tough job.
**[23:12] ---**
You'd better show a lot of respect,
or you'll get divine punishment.
**[23:14] ---**
I'm going to be stopping by next week.
**[23:17] ---**
I can't wait to see my son.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
How wonderful! In the next episode,
my father comes to Pekopon.
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro's Father's Coming
and Father's Leaving, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Hot Spring,
Go! Go! Go! Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories.
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E27 - Keroro's Father's Coming and Father's Leaving, Sir! / Keroro: Hot Spring, Go! Go! Go! Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKV13/keroros-fathers-coming-and-fathers-leaving-sir--keroro-hot-spring-go-go-go-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
One day in the Hinata household...
**[01:34] ---**
It's done.
**[01:35] ---**
Seeing how great it looks
even before it's painted...
**[01:38] ---**
...really heightens my motivation.
**[01:41] ---**
Keroro. Did you just say
"heightens your motivation"?
**[01:44] ---**
Yeah. It's a different me
you're seeing today.
**[01:48] ---**
If so, why can't you use that
motivation to conquer Pekopon?
**[01:53] ---**
Uncle, you've received a
transmission from the Keron Army!
**[01:57] ---**
Look, Giroro, this isn't the time
for an argument.
**[02:02] ---**
Let me read it for you.
**[02:04] ---**
"What are y'all up to?"
**[02:07] ---**
"Is yer conquest of Planet Pekopon
going smoothly?"
**[02:11] ---**
"I'm worried, so since I got me some
business in town, I'm stopping by."
**[02:14] ---**
"If I find ya just hangin' out doing nothing,
yer gonna get it from me. Love, Father."
***SIGN*** Love, Father
**[02:20] ---**
M-My father... C-Coming?
***SIGN*** Father
**[02:29] ---**
Keroro's Father Hops In
and Hops Off, Sir!
**[02:35] ---**
So our platoon leader's father
will be checking up on us?
**[02:40] ---**
What's Mr. Sergeant's father like?
**[02:45] ---**
His father is a legendary sergeant.
A true warrior.
**[02:48] ---**
He managed to take out three
enemy companies single-handedly
**[02:52] ---**
at the Third Battle of Moul.
**[02:54] ---**
He was the first to land on
the impregnable Solimon fortress.
**[02:59] ---**
He's a sergeant among sergeants.
**[03:02] ---**
The one who showed the entire galaxy
that "Like father, like tadpole."
**[03:05] ---**
That explanation makes no sense.
**[03:07] ---**
I have a bad feeling about this.
***SIGN*** #14-26(SLP) First Movie Don't erase! Death of Ramba Ral Captain Geroro
**[03:09] ---**
The moment he takes one look at this room,
**[03:11] ---**
he'll see right away
that we've been slacking off.
**[03:14] ---**
You may be right...
**[03:17] ---**
In that case, I'd better
wipe out Pekopon right now!
**[03:20] ---**
Or, like, destroy records?
**[03:22] ---**
Oh, yes, please. Lady Mois,
you look incredibly radiant right now.
**[03:25] ---**
A shocking new product
for the radiant you.
***SIGN*** Rice crackers
**[03:30] ---**
Wha...?
**[03:32] ---**
Heave-ho!
**[03:32] ---**
Stop that!
**[03:34] ---**
Lady Mois, time out!
**[03:35] ---**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Gundam models
**[03:36] ---**
I forgot to put away my Gundam models.
**[03:38] ---**
Time out for that?
***SIGN*** Gundam models
**[03:40] ---**
That was a close call.
**[03:43] ---**
Why don't you tell me
exactly what the close call is?
***SIGN*** Kill one bird with two stones
***SIGN*** 1853 Commodore Perry visits Japan
**[03:47] ---**
And that's when the sergeant,
with his back against the wall,
***SIGN*** This is no Zaku, boy! No Zaku!
***SIGN*** Cheating by a glib tongue
**[03:49] ---**
somehow got his brain to work.
***SIGN*** 894 Gerogero envoy to China
**[03:53] ---**
I have a brilliant idea.
**[04:00] ---**
Umph.
**[04:02] ---**
What is he going to do?
**[04:04] ---**
It's clear I have no other choice.
**[04:09] ---**
And Sergeant Keroro's idea is...
**[04:14] ---**
I beg you. Just for a while,
please pretend that we captured you.
**[04:19] ---**
I beg you... I beg you...
**[04:21] ---**
to beg and beg
like there was no tomorrow.
**[04:21] ---**
Operation: Special Move, Begging.
**[04:25] ---**
You want to look good to your father.
Is that what you're saying?
**[04:29] ---**
Yes! So, please!
**[04:30] ---**
Well, if that's the case...
**[04:32] ---**
I don't like it.
**[04:33] ---**
Just tell him the truth
and face the consequences.
**[04:35] ---**
If the sergeant's father discovers
**[04:37] ---**
that our Pekopon invasion
has hardly made any progress,
**[04:40] ---**
I'm pretty sure
he'll try to do it himself.
**[04:44] ---**
I'm sure he'll bring a huge battalion
and attack without mercy.
**[04:47] ---**
And if that happens, we'll be
space dust, along with Pekopon.
**[04:51] ---**
Don't you see, Sis?
**[04:53] ---**
Earth is in grave danger.
**[04:55] ---**
I'll help, Sarge.
**[04:57] ---**
Master Fuyuki, you're a good person.
**[05:00] ---**
Okay. Let's all work together
and do our best, guys.
**[05:05] ---**
My brother is getting
further and further away...
**[05:09] ---**
And so, the Hinata household is
**[05:10] ---**
put under the temporary
control of the Keron forces.
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Keron Invasion Force Temporary Headquarters
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Conqueror
**[05:21] ---**
Well? Does it look convincing?
**[05:22] ---**
Yes, definitely.
**[05:23] ---**
I brought along our two captives.
**[05:25] ---**
Great. Bring them here.
**[05:30] ---**
Hey. What is this ridiculous look?
**[05:32] ---**
What do you think?
**[05:34] ---**
I think there's room for a
few more fun little touches.
**[05:36] ---**
If this is for fun, I have no
intention of playing along.
**[05:38] ---**
Ouch.
**[05:39] ---**
How dare you speak to me like that, slave?!
**[05:43] ---**
Your father's not here yet, you know.
**[05:46] ---**
Yes, of course. Forgive me, please.
**[05:48] ---**
Well, I think the whip is too risky to use,
**[05:50] ---**
so I got this paper fan instead.
**[05:52] ---**
Hey, what's the parent-child relationship
of the Keronians like?
**[05:56] ---**
What do you mean?
**[05:57] ---**
I've been doing some imagining
about the Keronians' biology.
***SIGN*** Theory No. 1: Cloning
**[06:01] ---**
Theory number one: Cloning.
***SIGN*** Keroro 1 Keroro 2
**[06:04] ---**
A steady supply of sergeants by using
a highly advanced biotechnology.
***SIGN*** Keroro 3 Keroro 4
***SIGN*** Keroro 5
***SIGN*** Theory No. 2: Single-Cell Division
**[06:09] ---**
Theory number two: Single-Cell Division.
**[06:12] ---**
Just like a single-celled organism,
**[06:13] ---**
Sarge would self-replicate through mitosis.
***SIGN*** Keroro
Father
**[06:16] ---**
A very convincing theory.
***SIGN*** Theory No. 3: The Prolific Queen
**[06:18] ---**
And theory number three: Aliens.
**[06:21] ---**
A queen mother sergeant
produces many, many eggs.
***SIGN*** Keroro Father
***SIGN*** Keroro Mother
**[06:24] ---**
It sounds very sci-fi.
**[06:27] ---**
What do you think?
I'm personally rooting for Theory 1.
**[06:32] ---**
To put it simply,
**[06:33] ---**
it's like the relationship
between Tem Ray and Amuro Ray.
**[06:36] ---**
Or maybe between a frog
and a tadpole, really.
**[06:39] ---**
That sounds so ordinary.
**[06:41] ---**
My father is a model soldier.
**[06:45] ---**
He's strict, scary, strong, yet gentle,
**[06:49] ---**
and a true sergeant's sergeant.
**[06:53] ---**
Despite the fact that he's a man of
few words, I learned a lot from him.
**[06:58] ---**
What it means to live as a sergeant.
**[07:00] ---**
A sergeant's pride.
**[07:02] ---**
A sergant's know-how.
**[07:04] ---**
You really admire your father.
**[07:08] ---**
A sergeant's sense of fashion.
**[07:11] ---**
A sergeant's secret to dieting success.
**[07:13] ---**
A sergeant's military discount.
**[07:16] ---**
A sergeant's fortune telling.
**[07:17] ---**
Sarge, that's enough...
**[07:18] ---**
A sergeant's special dance.
**[07:21] ---**
Alien contact right above us.
**[07:23] ---**
Then it must be him...
**[07:25] ---**
Okay, men! To your places!
***SIGN*** Conqueror
***SIGN*** Conqueror
**[07:29] ---**
The total conquest of
Pekopon is almost at hand!
**[07:33] ---**
Yes... Yes, of course.
**[07:35] ---**
We're going to kill all
the citizens of Pekopon!
**[07:37] ---**
That is right.
**[07:38] ---**
Work faster, you slaves!
**[07:41] ---**
What the heck are we
making these for, anyw—
**[07:44] ---**
What was that for?!
**[07:45] ---**
You! Act like the captive
you are. Shut up and work.
**[07:50] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[07:53] ---**
Detecting an alien signal inside the house.
**[08:01] ---**
Sumomo heeere!
**[08:05] ---**
Do you remember her?
**[08:06] ---**
She's Sumomo-chan, the most
famous intergalactic pop idol.
***SIGN*** The mystery of space
**[08:09] ---**
In fact, she's so famous, there's not a soul in the
universe who doesn't know of her.
**[08:12] ---**
I'm sure you all want to hear her sing again.
**[08:16] ---**
What brought you here, Sumomo-chan?
**[08:18] ---**
I really loved this planet,
so I decided to move here.
**[08:22] ---**
Here's a token of my friendship.
**[08:24] ---**
Wow!
**[08:29] ---**
Why, it's a Sumomo-chan face towel.
**[08:31] ---**
Well, see you around.
**[08:33] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[08:35] ---**
I-It wasn't him.
**[08:38] ---**
What was that all about?
**[08:41] ---**
Now it's him!
**[08:42] ---**
There's something heading
straight at us at an incredible pace.
**[08:45] ---**
Or, like, super quickly?
**[08:46] ---**
Everybody, line up at the front door!
Let's all welcome my father!
***SIGN*** Keron Invasion Force Temporary Headquarters Here
**[08:58] ---**
A-Attention.
**[09:00] ---**
C-Come in.
**[09:02] ---**
Hello.
**[09:03] ---**
I forgot to give these snacks
to Tama-chan before he left,
**[09:06] ---**
so I brought them over. Oh?
**[09:10] ---**
No greeting? You scumbags.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[09:13] ---**
Keroro's father's coming here?
**[09:15] ---**
Yes. Well, that's the plan, but...
**[09:18] ---**
He is rather late.
**[09:20] ---**
There's nothing to do but wait.
**[09:21] ---**
We just have to be patient.
**[09:23] ---**
He can take all night, for all I care!
**[09:25] ---**
Huh?
**[09:27] ---**
Yes?
**[09:29] ---**
That must be Mom.
**[09:33] ---**
Yes, hello?
**[09:36] ---**
Stupid frog. It's your father.
**[09:40] ---**
He's on the phone?
**[09:41] ---**
Does that mean he saw right through our plan?
**[09:47] ---**
Just talk to him.
**[09:53] ---**
This is Keroro speaking...
**[09:55] ---**
It's upside down.
**[09:56] ---**
This is Keroro speaking...
**[09:58] ---**
Oh. Is that ya, Keroro?
**[10:00] ---**
Father!
**[10:02] ---**
Ya sound well.
**[10:03] ---**
This planet is just a mess.
**[10:07] ---**
So, where are you now?
**[10:10] ---**
I don't know exactly,
but I'm at a real big station.
**[10:12] ---**
I... I'll come and get you right away, sir!
**[10:15] ---**
Nah, don't ya worry 'bout that, Keroro.
**[10:18] ---**
This planet's got way too
many people, and the air is so dirty.
**[10:22] ---**
Yer father's totally bushed.
**[10:24] ---**
So I'm heading straight home.
**[10:26] ---**
Y-You're going home?
**[10:28] ---**
Yeah, I gotta get hoppin'.
**[10:31] ---**
You mean, you won't check up on me?
**[10:34] ---**
Never mind that.
**[10:35] ---**
Ya must be havin' yer share
of troubles with this planet.
**[10:38] ---**
Just keep healthy and do yer best
till I come back, okay?
**[10:42] ---**
I'll let HQ know that things are fine.
**[10:45] ---**
Ya take care, Keroro.
**[10:51] ---**
Our hearts are one, even though
we may not be physically together.
**[10:54] ---**
That's the love between a father and son!
**[10:57] ---**
Just you wait, Father.
I'll conquer Pekopon and make you proud!
***SIGN*** Declaration to conquer Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[11:05] ---**
In that case,
**[11:06] ---**
you're gonna pay us back
by working twice as hard.
**[11:14] ---**
Go on, son. Do yer best.
Yer my pride and joy.
**[11:20] ---**
In the meantime, his pride and joy was...
**[11:23] ---**
C'mon, put your backs into it.
**[11:26] ---**
...covered in dust.
**[11:39] ---**
Hot springs, sir!
**[11:42] ---**
Shut up!
**[11:43] ---**
That's because you're not listening to me.
**[11:45] ---**
I'm talking about my wonderful plan to create
**[11:48] ---**
a natural hot spring right in our basement.
**[11:50] ---**
That's ridiculous.
**[11:52] ---**
What's ridiculous about that?
**[11:53] ---**
What does it have to do with
conquering Pekopon? I'm against it.
**[11:58] ---**
Chill out and listen to what I have to say.
**[12:01] ---**
This is my plan!
***SIGN*** Feel refreshed in a natural hot spring. Relaxing Come on, every Keron.
**[12:07] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[12:08] ---**
A natural hot spring?
**[12:10] ---**
Th-That's right...
**[12:11] ---**
Play the video, Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[12:14] ---**
Roger. Click.
**[12:18] ---**
You're looking at a live feed
from Kua House in the city.
**[12:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom
**[12:23] ---**
are soaking in the
natural hot spring as we speak.
**[12:26] ---**
Just look at their happy faces.
**[12:29] ---**
This is what people who have soaked
**[12:31] ---**
in the natural hot spring have said:
**[12:34] ---**
I feel like I'm reborn...
**[12:36] ---**
That's true. I feel reborn myself.
**[12:38] ---**
I'm born again.
**[12:40] ---**
As you can see, natural hot springs
have the power to revive you, sir!
**[12:46] ---**
We need to revive our desire to
complete our mission of conquest,
**[12:50] ---**
and this plan of mine is
just what the doctor ordered.
**[12:53] ---**
I have some doubts,
but I am basically with you.
**[12:56] ---**
Koyuki-dono would be pleased
if we had a natural hot spring here.
**[13:01] ---**
All right!
***SIGN*** Jungle Bath
***SIGN***
Open-air Bath
***SIGN*** Radon Hot Springs
***SIGN***
Outdoor Rock Bath
***SIGN*** Keron Hot Springs
**[13:02] ---**
With a majority vote of confidence
to my plan, we will now proceed!
**[13:10] ---**
Keroro: Hot Spring,
Go! Go! Go! Sir!
**[13:16] ---**
Ta-da!
**[13:17] ---**
This is the latest Keron Army gizmo,
the underground surveyor machine,
**[13:20] ---**
the Magma Swimmer.
***SIGN*** Magma Swimmer
**[13:23] ---**
We'll use it to find ourselves
the source of a natural hot spring, sir.
**[13:29] ---**
Systems, all green.
**[13:30] ---**
Radar navigator, check.
**[13:32] ---**
Open the communication lines.
**[13:34] ---**
Roger.
**[13:36] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu. Lady Mois.
**[13:38] ---**
I'm counting on you to navigate us properly.
**[13:40] ---**
Roger.
**[13:41] ---**
Just leave it to us.
**[13:46] ---**
Opening gate.
**[13:50] ---**
We'll go deep underground in
search of a wellspring. Let's go.
**[14:01] ---**
Bearing, check.
**[14:03] ---**
Humidity, temperature, check.
**[14:08] ---**
Man, this is so easy...
**[14:10] ---**
Stay on the alert.
**[14:12] ---**
Uncle?
**[14:13] ---**
Are we there already?
**[14:14] ---**
Steep drop.
**[14:15] ---**
That's why I told you to stay alert!
**[14:22] ---**
Are you all right, Uncle?
**[14:25] ---**
Is everyone all right?
**[14:28] ---**
Seat belts... they really do help save lives.
**[14:31] ---**
There's a wellspring right ahead
of that cave in front of you.
**[14:34] ---**
Right ahead of us?
Then we'd better get right...
**[14:36] ---**
No, hold it.
**[14:37] ---**
Just look over there.
**[14:39] ---**
W-What is it?
**[14:44] ---**
Could it be a historical relic of Pekopon?
**[14:46] ---**
Look over there. There's something on it.
**[14:50] ---**
It looks like some kind of writing.
**[14:53] ---**
Can you read it?
**[14:56] ---**
Surprise, surprise.
**[14:58] ---**
It's an ancient galactic standard language.
**[15:01] ---**
I'll read the translation we're getting.
**[15:04] ---**
"We've been left behind on this planet
for a number of years now."
**[15:07] ---**
"Yet we still haven't
been able to conquer it."
**[15:10] ---**
"Now we don't have much time left here."
**[15:12] ---**
"As a final act, we will bury
a Planet Domination Device
**[15:15] ---**
that we hope will finally
complete our mission."
**[15:19] ---**
A Planet Domination Device...
left by a previous invader...
**[15:24] ---**
"Our purpose in doing this will
be revealed when it is activated."
**[15:28] ---**
It's starting to light up.
**[15:30] ---**
The system is still alive.
**[15:38] ---**
Over there, Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:40] ---**
Ummm, this doesn't look good at all.
**[15:45] ---**
It's gonna strike! Activate the barrier!
**[15:48] ---**
But we don't have one!
**[15:49] ---**
What?!
**[15:53] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:01] ---**
We're safe?
***SIGN*** Barrier
**[16:04] ---**
I added a barrier for the heck of it.
I never knew it'd come in handy.
**[16:08] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, you're the best.
**[16:11] ---**
Oh, man. Kululu is starting
to look like God.
**[16:14] ---**
Kululu. Does this have any weapons
we can use on them?
**[16:17] ---**
Sure. I've got some explosives
for self-destruction.
**[16:19] ---**
Want me to use 'em?
**[16:21] ---**
Don't you dare!
**[16:22] ---**
We never know if he's joking or not.
**[16:25] ---**
Yeah, he's the devil.
**[16:26] ---**
Oh, there's one more.
**[16:28] ---**
Why don't you push the yellow button
**[16:30] ---**
in the right corner of the console?
***SIGN*** Try and push it
**[16:32] ---**
Yellow...
**[16:34] ---**
This one.
**[16:39] ---**
That's the Mega-particle Cannon KRR 10-SAI.
***SIGN*** Mega-particle Cannon KRR 10-SAI
**[16:42] ---**
It uses a lot of power,
but it packs a real strong wallop.
**[16:45] ---**
All right!
**[16:48] ---**
Where did they go?
**[16:50] ---**
Right above us!
**[16:50] ---**
What?
**[16:57] ---**
Drop dead!
**[17:03] ---**
You did it.
**[17:04] ---**
That was great!
**[17:06] ---**
Oh no.
**[17:10] ---**
I feel all tingly...
**[17:12] ---**
Th-This isn't so bad, sir.
**[17:14] ---**
Just imagine that
you're in an electric hot tub...
**[17:17] ---**
Actually...
***SIGN*** Electric Hot Tub
**[17:18] ---**
This is what it's really like
to be in an electric hot tub.
**[17:21] ---**
I can feel it tingle.
**[17:22] ---**
This'll really help my stiff shoulders...
**[17:30] ---**
Argh!
**[17:32] ---**
Fire!
**[17:41] ---**
It is so hot in here...
**[17:43] ---**
This is nothing.
**[17:44] ---**
Just imagine that you're in a sauna...
**[17:47] ---**
Actually... This is what
it's really like to be in a sauna.
**[17:50] ---**
It's great for losing weight.
**[17:52] ---**
Make sure you drink plenty
of water afterwards.
**[17:58] ---**
Th-This is nothing. Just think
of it as a massage after a bath.
**[18:02] ---**
Actually... This is what a
massage really feels like.
**[18:05] ---**
Nothing beats a massage after a bath.
**[18:07] ---**
For sure! This feels like heaven.
**[18:12] ---**
We can finally relax.
**[18:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant,
why don't we go home now?
**[18:17] ---**
No, wait.
**[18:19] ---**
That Planet Domination Device...
**[18:21] ---**
If that gets out into the surface,
**[18:23] ---**
it will cause a catastrophic disaster.
**[18:25] ---**
You're right. If we don't
destroy it while we can,
**[18:29] ---**
there's no telling what harm
it might do to our plans later.
**[18:33] ---**
But how?
**[18:34] ---**
I can lead you directly above that machine.
**[18:37] ---**
All you have to do is take a shot at it.
**[18:39] ---**
Keep in mind that you only
have enough energy to shoot once.
**[18:45] ---**
That's enough.
**[18:46] ---**
But if you miss,
it'll mean the end of this planet.
**[18:49] ---**
It's sink or swim for all of us.
**[18:50] ---**
M-Maybe we should rethink this...
**[18:52] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[18:53] ---**
this is the result of your stupid plan.
**[18:56] ---**
I agree.
**[18:57] ---**
Undeniably so.
**[18:59] ---**
Never mind that! Just get us back there!
**[19:01] ---**
Yes...
**[19:02] ---**
Okay. Just keep going straight.
**[19:13] ---**
It's right in front of us!
**[19:16] ---**
You're finished!
**[19:24] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:35] ---**
It's sustained damage to
multiple areas. The engine died.
**[19:39] ---**
That means they won't be
able to get back here.
**[19:42] ---**
Uncle...
**[19:45] ---**
We got him good.
**[19:47] ---**
Great shot.
**[19:48] ---**
So what do we do now?
**[19:49] ---**
Well, isn't it obvious?
**[19:52] ---**
Since we came all the way here...
**[19:55] ---**
...might as well take a bath.
**[19:58] ---**
Whatever.
**[20:00] ---**
I shall help, too.
**[20:01] ---**
Dororo?
**[20:02] ---**
In that case, then let me...
**[20:06] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[20:12] ---**
I did it! Jackpot!
**[20:14] ---**
That was really cool, Tamama!
**[20:15] ---**
And that's when the miracle occurred.
**[20:18] ---**
Somehow the minerals within
the waters of the natural hot spring
**[20:20] ---**
brought back to life the dead engines
of the Magma Swimmer.
**[20:26] ---**
It's working!
**[20:27] ---**
Hip-hip-hurray!
**[20:27] ---**
This is truly the reviving effect
of a natural hot spring!
**[20:30] ---**
We'll get home safely.
**[20:32] ---**
Giroro-kun...
**[20:34] ---**
Now, let's lead this natural
hot spring straight up to our home.
**[20:38] ---**
That Magma Swimmer...
**[20:40] ---**
Or, like, total rebirth?
**[20:43] ---**
But do they know where they're heading?
**[20:45] ---**
That's right.
**[20:46] ---**
The navigation system on the
Magma Swimmer was broken at that time.
**[20:51] ---**
No, no, don't go there...
**[21:04] ---**
We're home!
**[21:06] ---**
Huh? Something's not right.
**[21:08] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[21:10] ---**
Why, if it isn't Lady Natsumi and
Lady Mom. What are you doing here?
**[21:13] ---**
That's what we want to ask you!
**[21:15] ---**
It seems we got lost on the way home
and ended up at Kua House.
**[21:20] ---**
Oh, shoot...
**[21:22] ---**
I'm sure you know what's
gonna happen to you now.
**[21:24] ---**
Well, not really...
***SIGN*** Kua House Furonagan facility
**[21:28] ---**
And that's how this Kua House
became extremely popular
**[21:30] ---**
as the hot spring with an
abundant supply of hot water.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Koyuki. It's already autumn.
**[23:09] ---**
I've changed to my cold-weather wardrobe.
**[23:11] ---**
I like to change,
**[23:12] ---**
because it's always
associated with ninja tricks.
**[23:15] ---**
Ninja Art: Wardrobe Substitution!
**[23:16] ---**
Or something!
**[23:18] ---**
It's probably a foreign concept
to Dororo and his friends, though.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
An unseasonable event
happens in the next episode.
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E28 - Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir! / Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMGKD/keroro-snowball-fight-survival-sir--kululus-kukuku--ku-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
When something wonderful is about to happen,
**[01:33] ---**
don't you get a premonition
right from the moment you wake up?
**[01:39] ---**
It goes something like this...
**[01:45] ---**
Huh?
**[01:47] ---**
I-It seems awfully quiet today.
**[01:51] ---**
Ooh... It's freezing.
**[01:57] ---**
Wow!
**[01:59] ---**
It's snowing!
**[02:03] ---**
Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!
**[02:10] ---**
Wow...
**[02:11] ---**
What's going on? What could this be?
**[02:15] ---**
It keeps falling. It's making me feel happy.
**[02:19] ---**
It's so cold.
**[02:20] ---**
I don't know what this is for, but...
**[02:23] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[02:26] ---**
These citizens of Pekopon are such dimwits.
**[02:29] ---**
I'm sure they'll be taken by surprise
**[02:32] ---**
when we unveil our latest plan.
**[02:34] ---**
After an elaborate search online,
**[02:36] ---**
I've come upon Pekoponians'
secret weakness.
**[02:39] ---**
Oh...
**[02:40] ---**
The Pekoponian cities
are practically defenseless
**[02:44] ---**
against natural disasters.
**[02:47] ---**
In particular,
**[02:48] ---**
when this white devil
called "snow" falls all around,
**[02:52] ---**
all vehicles, trains, airplanes,
and other modes of transportation, are paralyzed.
***SIGN*** Transportation Paralyzed
**[02:57] ---**
That would be the perfect time
**[02:59] ---**
to use our highly-advanced technology.
***SIGN*** Weather Satellite "Komawari"
**[03:04] ---**
The weather satellite "Komawari" allows us
**[03:06] ---**
to control the weather
of any particular region.
**[03:11] ---**
We'll cover Tokyo with snow
**[03:13] ---**
to make the citizens
vulnerable to our sudden attack, sir!
**[03:17] ---**
I'm quite impressed with this plan.
**[03:21] ---**
Yet another of my inventions
will play the starring role.
**[03:24] ---**
Current snow accumulation, 20 inches.
**[03:27] ---**
Huh?
**[03:28] ---**
The target level has been reached.
**[03:31] ---**
Or, like, working nicely?
**[03:37] ---**
Who would have thought
everything would be made beautiful
**[03:40] ---**
when covered in pure white?
**[03:42] ---**
I wish to be like that myself.
**[03:46] ---**
All right! Let's go!
**[03:47] ---**
Huh?
**[03:48] ---**
Let's invade Pekopon!
**[03:58] ---**
H-Hey... Are you all right?
**[04:10] ---**
Hey!
**[04:13] ---**
Let's go inside.
**[04:14] ---**
Hey, come back here!
**[04:16] ---**
Boy...
**[04:17] ---**
Now I see why city functions are paralyzed...
**[04:21] ---**
Let's invade Pekopon on a warmer day.
**[04:24] ---**
There's no point in doing it
when it's snowing outside.
**[04:26] ---**
You're the one who made it
snow everywhere.
**[04:29] ---**
We spent half our budget
on this invasion plan.
**[04:34] ---**
I know, I know.
**[04:36] ---**
I'll do it.
**[04:38] ---**
But since we aren't familiar with snow,
**[04:41] ---**
why don't we do some training first?
**[04:44] ---**
Hmph. I guess you're right.
**[04:46] ---**
Anyhow, since our stingy monster
makes a big fuss about the money...
**[04:49] ---**
You call me a monster?!
**[04:51] ---**
...our platoon will conduct
**[04:53] ---**
a special snow-bound training,
albeit reluctantly, I must say.
**[04:57] ---**
Reluctantly?
**[04:59] ---**
Well, in that case...
**[05:01] ---**
Let's have a snowball fight.
***SIGN*** Snowball
fight?
***SIGN*** Snowball
fight?
**[05:03] ---**
I don't know what a snowball fight is.
**[05:06] ---**
Did you get it?
**[05:09] ---**
There.
**[05:15] ---**
You Pekoponians sure know
a great deal about having fun.
**[05:20] ---**
Plus, this is a great combat exercise.
**[05:24] ---**
All right, Master Fuyuki!
**[05:26] ---**
I challenge you to a snowball battle, sir!
***SIGN*** Snowball Fight
**[05:32] ---**
While we're at it,
**[05:33] ---**
why don't we play by the official rules?
**[05:35] ---**
The official rules? Such things exist?
**[05:38] ---**
Yes. According to the
Japan Snowball Fight Federation,
***SIGN*** Official Rules Established in 1988
**[05:40] ---**
the official rules for snowball fights
were established in 1988.
**[05:44] ---**
Each team has seven players.
**[05:46] ---**
The goal is to capture the opponent's flag,
**[05:48] ---**
or force out the most
opposing players within three minutes.
**[05:52] ---**
Your head is just full
of useless information...
**[05:54] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[05:56] ---**
Actually, the rules are
a lot more complicated than that.
**[05:56] ---**
Five, six, seven, eight...
**[05:58] ---**
But considering our limited number
of participants and space,
**[05:58] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[06:01] ---**
we'll just arrange it Hinata family style.
**[06:03] ---**
And so, they decided to call in
Momoka-chan and Koyuki-chan to join them.
**[06:06] ---**
Here's how they were divided into teams.
***SIGN*** The Red Team
***SIGN*** The White Team
**[06:14] ---**
I'll try my best.
**[06:15] ---**
This brings back memories...
I feel like a child again...
**[06:25] ---**
Hm... I'm feeling real good.
**[06:27] ---**
A-Ah...
**[06:28] ---**
Excuse me, Fukki. May I suggest
a slight variation to the rules?
**[06:32] ---**
Instead of capturing flags,
**[06:33] ---**
why not rescue a prisoner
from each of our teams?
**[06:36] ---**
Wow! That sounds realistic!
**[06:39] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors.
**[06:41] ---**
What? I'm gonna be the prisoner?
**[06:43] ---**
Lady Natsumi is so bad at rock-paper-scissors,
it's almost impressive.
**[06:47] ---**
Leave me alone.
**[06:48] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors.
**[06:50] ---**
Scissors.
**[06:51] ---**
Oh no.
**[06:52] ---**
Too bad. I lose.
**[06:55] ---**
Your timing was a bit off,
so maybe we should do it again.
**[06:59] ---**
No. This is perfectly fine.
**[07:01] ---**
Oh...
**[07:03] ---**
I don't like this. I asked
to be a forward player.
**[07:07] ---**
You're like a beautiful damsel
in distress waiting to be rescued.
**[07:14] ---**
A damsel in distress?
**[07:16] ---**
In that case, I guess it's understandable.
**[07:20] ---**
I knew this would work because Natchi
is no good at rock-paper-scissors.
**[07:25] ---**
This way, the fighting potential
of the Red Team is drastically lower.
**[07:28] ---**
We'll do everything we can to defend you.
**[07:31] ---**
You're our important prisoner!
**[07:35] ---**
Natsumi, I promise I'll be
the one to rescue you.
**[07:40] ---**
Milady, please endure this for a while.
**[07:43] ---**
Ah...
**[07:44] ---**
I can't wait for Fuyuki-kun
to come and rescue me.
**[07:48] ---**
All right! My knight in
shining armor is on his way!
**[07:52] ---**
The match gets started!
**[07:54] ---**
The White Team has
Paul and Tamama as forwards,
**[07:57] ---**
while Fuyuki and Koyuki play defense.
**[07:59] ---**
The Red Team has
Keroro and Dororo as forwards,
**[08:02] ---**
while Mois and Giroro
defend their home turf.
**[08:04] ---**
You had better stay right behind me
so you don't get in my way, okay?
**[08:08] ---**
If you say so.
**[08:09] ---**
C'mon! The first attack!
**[08:13] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:14] ---**
I'm out of ammo, sir!
**[08:16] ---**
I got you...
**[08:21] ---**
You still have a lot to learn, Tamama-kun.
**[08:23] ---**
Whoever gets hit by a snowball
has to leave the field.
**[08:27] ---**
Kero? W-What's that shadow?
**[08:29] ---**
I got you.
**[08:38] ---**
Take that!
**[08:39] ---**
Nooo!
**[08:39] ---**
How can you do that, Keroro-kun?
I thought we were friends...
**[08:43] ---**
Oops.
**[08:44] ---**
I thought we were friends...
**[08:47] ---**
Dororo relives a traumatic experience,
on top of getting tagged out.
**[08:50] ---**
Forgive me, Dororo.
**[08:53] ---**
I had to do that in
order to win this contest, sir.
**[09:01] ---**
Never let your guard down,
Master Keroro.
**[09:04] ---**
You're so good at this.
**[09:08] ---**
Weren't you going to win?
**[09:11] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[09:13] ---**
Giroro-san is supposed to be here
to defend with me, but he's gone.
**[09:16] ---**
Or, like, lonely battle?
**[09:22] ---**
Don't be afraid!
**[09:23] ---**
I have no intention of
striking you ladies in any way.
**[09:26] ---**
He's so agile.
**[09:27] ---**
Or, like, super ghostly?
**[09:29] ---**
I guess this means our team wins.
**[09:31] ---**
But wasn't Fuyuki-kun supposed
to be the one to rescue me here?
**[09:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki was assigned to play defense.
**[09:37] ---**
I'm afraid he won't be coming here.
**[09:39] ---**
What? Awww...
**[09:42] ---**
So what was the point
of volunteering to get tied up?!
**[09:52] ---**
Right before the target
is where a soldier is most vulnerable.
**[09:55] ---**
Clever tactics.
**[09:57] ---**
Right there!
**[10:01] ---**
How did he see through
my Hidden Quail technique?
**[10:04] ---**
Koyuki is tagged out.
***SIGN*** Out
**[10:06] ---**
Now it's just between the two of us.
**[10:13] ---**
I think we've already
gone past three minutes.
**[10:15] ---**
Shouldn't this be over by now?
**[10:18] ---**
I'll go and check.
**[10:24] ---**
Wow...
**[10:29] ---**
That's intense.
**[10:34] ---**
I don't see how we can
tell those two to stop.
**[10:37] ---**
We're gonna have fun in the snow,
with or without them.
**[10:41] ---**
Snowball fights may be fun,
**[10:42] ---**
but all this snow would
be a waste without snowmen.
**[10:46] ---**
After playing all day in the snow,
**[10:48] ---**
eating a nice hot meal
is especially delicious, sir!
**[10:53] ---**
Huh?
**[10:54] ---**
Sarge? What's the matter?
**[10:56] ---**
All of a sudden,
I'm getting this itchy feeling.
**[10:59] ---**
Hey. I feel it, too.
**[11:02] ---**
That must be frostbite!
**[11:03] ---**
I guess you're naked, huh?
**[11:06] ---**
What?
**[11:07] ---**
Nobody told us that snow
had such a trap!
**[11:13] ---**
I can't stand it anymore, sir!
I'm through with snow!
**[11:18] ---**
And so, the people of planet Earth
**[11:20] ---**
are once again safe from the
threat of these alien invaders.
**[11:24] ---**
Oh. I just remembered...
**[11:27] ---**
A battle of endurance, huh?
Reminds me of my younger days.
**[11:31] ---**
What am I supposed to be doing here?
**[11:37] ---**
Give it a rest, guys...
***SIGN*** Give it a rest.
***SIGN*** Sinister
**[11:47] ---**
Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy...
**[11:51] ---**
These words seem to exist
to describe a certain person.
***SIGN*** Malicious
***SIGN*** Shadowy
**[11:55] ---**
The least popular character
of the Keroro Platoon.
***SIGN*** Gloomy
**[11:58] ---**
None other than
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[12:03] ---**
Hey.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major Kululu
**[12:03] ---**
I think you should redo my introduction.
**[12:07] ---**
Huh?
**[12:08] ---**
But... I'm just reading
what's written on the script...
**[12:11] ---**
You can read it yourself.
***SIGN*** Audio Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy... These words seem to have been invented exactly to describe him. He's the Keroro Platoon character you all love to hate. And his name is...
**[12:12] ---**
Sinister, malicious,
shadowy, gloomy... it's all there.
**[12:15] ---**
Ha. Is that really what the script says?
**[12:18] ---**
I see.
**[12:20] ---**
Oh, I know...
**[12:26] ---**
Don't you think the Keroro Platoon
lacks a certain something?
**[12:30] ---**
I think it's because the leader
is so mediocre.
**[12:35] ---**
But today,
I'll show you something awesome.
**[12:38] ---**
I hope you'll enjoy the show.
**[12:46] ---**
Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
**[12:51] ---**
Fuyuki, could you take out
that noncombustible trash?
**[12:55] ---**
Sure thing.
**[12:59] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[13:03] ---**
Is this garbage?
**[13:05] ---**
Who would leave something like this here?
**[13:11] ---**
Now, what kind of cute characters
are going to appear today?
**[13:18] ---**
What the heck are those?
**[13:20] ---**
Sis, someone's left
illegal waste in our backyard!
**[13:24] ---**
It looks like a creepy monster, and...
**[13:28] ---**
That's the same one I saw.
**[13:30] ---**
So, that was a game character.
**[13:32] ---**
No! Someone hacked my game!
**[13:36] ---**
*Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...**
**[13:46] ---**
Fuyuki-kun dropped his handkerchief.
**[13:49] ---**
So I have an excuse to see him!
**[14:08] ---**
I put all my heart into
washing and ironing it all by myself.
**[14:13] ---**
I burned it a bit.
But it won't happen next time.
**[14:17] ---**
But then, being a little absentminded
may be something boys find attractive.
**[14:22] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:24] ---**
Don't be sorry, Momoka-chan.
What's important are your feelings...
**[14:28] ---**
Just kidding!
**[14:32] ---**
Wow! It's a picture of Fuyuki-kun! How lucky!
**[14:36] ---**
W-Wha....
**[14:37] ---**
What the heck is this?
***SIGN*** Momoka Foi Foi
**[14:45] ---**
What is this?
**[14:48] ---**
Help me!
**[14:54] ---**
Huh?
**[14:55] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[14:56] ---**
I thought I heard
Nishizawa-san screaming just now.
**[15:00] ---**
What's that?
**[15:01] ---**
Dunno...
**[15:02] ---**
Or, like, a pest remover?
**[15:06] ---**
That hurt!
**[15:08] ---**
And that's what happened...
**[15:11] ---**
That's quite a disaster.
**[15:14] ---**
Sorry I dropped you on the ground.
**[15:15] ---**
I was just so surprised...
**[15:17] ---**
You don't deserve this.
**[15:20] ---**
Or, like, a pesky rampage?
**[15:22] ---**
But, why would anyone set up such a thing?
**[15:26] ---**
Nishizawa-san, I was just wondering...
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku (heh heh heh heh heh)
**[15:29] ---**
By any chance, did you
hear any laughing like that?
**[15:31] ---**
Yes! I heard that!
**[15:33] ---**
It was totally Kululu!
**[15:55] ---**
What in the...?!
**[16:15] ---**
Stars in heaven.
**[16:17] ---**
Flowers on earth.
**[16:18] ---**
Love in our hearts. Is that not beautiful?
**[16:21] ---**
Huh?
**[16:26] ---**
Do something about him.
You're supposed to be the leader.
**[16:29] ---**
Huh?
**[16:30] ---**
It's a problem when I have to put out
the noncombustible trash!
**[16:33] ---**
I've had enough. Lock him up
in solitary confinement.
**[16:36] ---**
He is just so cruel.
**[16:38] ---**
'Tis a great betrayal!
**[16:40] ---**
Or, like, extreme nuisance?
**[16:42] ---**
Tell him to hand over that picture.
**[16:44] ---**
Hey, wait a sec.
**[16:47] ---**
I have no idea what you guys
are talking about.
**[16:51] ---**
I suggest you talk to the representative
***SIGN*** Odd Job Dept.
**[16:54] ---**
of the Odd Job department.
**[16:56] ---**
Okay, fill out these forms
with the details of your complaints,
**[17:00] ---**
along with your names and addresses.
***SIGN*** Address Name Date of Birth Phone Number Permanent Residence Occupation Educational History Skills・Qualifications
**[17:02] ---**
Hey. Is it okay if we just write
our birthdates in Keron years?
**[17:06] ---**
Converting Keron years into
Pekopon years isn't easy at all.
**[17:09] ---**
There are three sheets,
so be sure to fill them all out.
**[17:13] ---**
There.
**[17:14] ---**
We did everything you said.
**[17:16] ---**
Well, I've heard what you have
to say. But that'll be all for today.
**[17:19] ---**
Hey! What the heck \ndo you think you're doing?!
**[17:23] ---**
This is so irresponsible!
**[17:24] ---**
Yeesh. You won't be able to
enjoy your lives
**[17:27] ---**
if you let such small things
ruin your day, sir.
**[17:31] ---**
It's time for my...
**[17:37] ---**
Ortega's... Dom!
**[17:47] ---**
Kululu!
**[17:49] ---**
That jerkface!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[17:55] ---**
This is so repulsive.
**[17:56] ---**
He must really love his own face...
**[17:59] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[18:00] ---**
Come out and apologize to everyone!
**[18:03] ---**
That's right! Apologize!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[18:04] ---**
I don't want to.
**[18:06] ---**
Do you have any proof
that I did all those things?
**[18:09] ---**
Grr... I really hate him.
**[18:11] ---**
I'm going in there to talk to him.
**[18:13] ---**
I've always thought
his conduct was unbecoming.
**[18:17] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[18:18] ---**
Why don't the two of us
talk about this one-on-one?
**[18:21] ---**
C'mon, how about it?
**[18:32] ---**
I wonder if this'll work.
**[18:35] ---**
Ummm, I doubt it.
**[18:42] ---**
He makes no sense!
***SIGN*** I knew it...
**[18:43] ---**
I knew it...
**[18:45] ---**
Maybe I should try it.
**[18:47] ---**
I know I'm just as wicked!
**[18:54] ---**
My future is bleak...
**[18:57] ---**
We did have a conversation,
**[18:59] ---**
but it felt like I was talking
to a brick wall or something.
**[19:03] ---**
He never listens to
anything I say to him...
**[19:07] ---**
He ignored me completely!
Who does he think he is?
**[19:10] ---**
He drives me crazy!
**[19:14] ---**
And so, one by one,
**[19:16] ---**
they all tried to talk some sense
into Sergeant Major Kululu,
**[19:19] ---**
but no one could handle
Kululu's sinister personality.
**[19:24] ---**
It seems that none of you
know how to handle him.
**[19:27] ---**
Which means...
**[19:29] ---**
As the leader, I shall demonstrate
my charismatic empathy technique.
***SIGN*** Charismatic Empathy Technique
***SIGN*** 1 minute later
**[19:35] ---**
One minute later...
**[19:37] ---**
I did it! Yahoo!
**[19:40] ---**
Look at what I got!
This isn't just any ordinary Gundam.
**[19:43] ---**
This is a collector's item
that was manufactured
**[19:45] ---**
based on the original design
stolen by the Zeon forces!
**[19:48] ---**
I always knew Kululu was a nice guy!
**[19:51] ---**
He really got his way with the sergeant.
**[19:55] ---**
Another failure... I guess
there's nothing else we can do.
**[19:59] ---**
Excuse me...
**[20:00] ---**
Huh?
**[20:01] ---**
I still haven't talked to him...
**[20:04] ---**
What?
**[20:08] ---**
Words have no effect on me.
**[20:11] ---**
I suggest you just stop wasting your time.
**[20:14] ---**
Excuse me...
**[20:16] ---**
Oh, it's her...
**[20:19] ---**
Isn't anyone else left
who's more of a challenge?
**[20:24] ---**
Ha.
**[20:25] ---**
This one might go running back
out in floods of tears...
**[20:29] ---**
Huh?
**[20:31] ---**
What... what's with her?
**[20:36] ---**
Why isn't she speaking at all?
**[20:39] ---**
Why don't you say something?
**[20:43] ---**
Why the heck are you staring at me?
**[20:47] ---**
Stop looking at me...
Stop looking at me with those eyes...
**[20:54] ---**
Mois's pure heart
**[20:56] ---**
radiated relentlessly
on Kululu's wicked heart.
**[21:01] ---**
What could he be making...?
**[21:04] ---**
And after one hour...
**[21:07] ---**
Huh?
**[21:09] ---**
Okay...
**[21:10] ---**
That's enough.
**[21:12] ---**
Stop staring at me with those sparkling eyes.
**[21:15] ---**
You did it! Mois-chan, you're the best!
**[21:18] ---**
Huh?
**[21:20] ---**
No matter how powerful
the sinister Kululu may be...
**[21:23] ---**
None of this would've happened
if you hadn't called me that!
**[21:27] ---**
...the sinister Kululu is no match
for a pure-hearted girl.
**[21:31] ---**
Or, like, girly pureness?
***SIGN*** Naïve
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Kululu. Are you all
being hated by your friends?
**[23:11] ---**
But when you become a
genius like me, it's not a big deal.
**[23:15] ---**
After all, everyone needs my skills.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
In the next episode,
my acting spirit goes wild.
**[23:23] ---**
"Natsumi & Koyuki's
Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E29 - Natsumi & Koyuki's Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir! / Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW8X5/natsumi--koyukis-youthful-energy-on-stage-sir--keroro-the-scoop-is-no-good-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
Autumn is the season of the arts,
so we bring you a story about a play.
**[01:35] ---**
What?! A play?
***SIGN*** What?!
**[01:37] ---**
Did you say "play"?
**[01:39] ---**
That's right!
**[01:40] ---**
It's my first time directing,
and I want it to be a success!
**[01:44] ---**
Can you please help Yayoi?
**[01:46] ---**
N-No, thanks! You should be talking
to the Drama Club members!
**[01:49] ---**
You don't need us...
**[01:50] ---**
But it has to be you!
**[01:51] ---**
The actor's agility is crucial
to the success of this play!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Jr. High School Drama Club Presents: Peter Pan
**[01:55] ---**
*Peter Pan...*
**[01:56] ---**
That sounds like fun!
Natsumi-san, come on, do it with me.
**[02:01] ---**
B-But I... I can't...
**[02:04] ---**
Let's do it!
**[02:05] ---**
Please, Natsumi!
**[02:07] ---**
Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Drama Club
**[02:12] ---**
Peter Pan... I always knew
you would come back to me...
**[02:17] ---**
You must be looking for your shadow, right?
***SIGN*** Emotionless
**[02:21] ---**
Emotionless...
**[02:22] ---**
P-P-P-Peter...
**[02:26] ---**
This is why I kept telling you
I didn't want to do this!
**[02:31] ---**
Natsumi & Koyuki's
Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!
**[02:36] ---**
Sis?
**[02:37] ---**
What happened to her?
**[02:38] ---**
Well, actually, we're going
to be helping the Drama Club.
**[02:43] ---**
But... How should I put it...
**[02:46] ---**
Oh, she's a terrible actor, isn't she?
***SIGN*** Terrible
**[02:48] ---**
She's been bad at it since she was little.
**[02:52] ---**
An honor student with exceptional athletic skills
and incredible physical strength,
**[02:57] ---**
but when it comes to acting,
**[02:58] ---**
Lady Natsumi totally sucks. I see.
***SIGN*** Sucks
***SIGN*** Gero
**[03:02] ---**
I'm perfectly aware that
I'm not cut out for acting! I quit!
**[03:07] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[03:08] ---**
I didn't even think about
your feelings when I accepted...
**[03:12] ---**
It's just that I've never been able to
act in a play with my friends.
**[03:17] ---**
I thought it would be fun
if we could do this together.
**[03:22] ---**
That's why I was so happy
when she asked us.
**[03:26] ---**
But I'll be fine, really.
**[03:28] ---**
I'm gonna make it on my own somehow.
**[03:30] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[03:35] ---**
I see you're planning to run away
**[03:37] ---**
after crushing Lady Koyuki's
feelings underfoot.
**[03:43] ---**
Koyuki-chan. I'll try, after all!
**[03:46] ---**
Really?
**[03:47] ---**
Sis!
**[03:48] ---**
Well... I think I'll get by somehow
if I practice harder.
**[03:55] ---**
Look, Wendy.
**[03:57] ---**
Flying is actually an easy thing, see?
**[04:00] ---**
Why don't you try it out yourself?
**[04:02] ---**
Wait, Peter Pan... I don't think
I can do it... I'm so afraid...
**[04:11] ---**
Still emotionless.
***SIGN*** Still emotionless
**[04:12] ---**
Boy, that was painful to watch.
**[04:17] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[04:18] ---**
The moment you step on stage,
you have to lose your own identity.
**[04:22] ---**
Yes... you become someone else,
a girl with a Wendy mask on.
**[04:28] ---**
Are you willing to take
my special training program
**[04:31] ---**
to make this play with
Lady Koyuki a success, ma'am?
**[04:34] ---**
Special training?
**[04:36] ---**
The question is... are you
willing to complete my training?
**[04:42] ---**
You can do it, Natsumi-san!
**[04:44] ---**
Okay! I'll do it.
**[04:49] ---**
Hey. Are you sure this is
gonna help improve my acting?
**[04:53] ---**
You lack focus!
**[04:57] ---**
What did you do that for?
**[04:58] ---**
In acting, you must learn to detach yourself.
**[05:01] ---**
Look at Lady Koyuki.
**[05:03] ---**
She has banished all other thoughts
**[05:05] ---**
and is concentrating just
on stacking those matches.
**[05:07] ---**
Now, try again!
**[05:11] ---**
Your hands are too sloppy, you idiot.
**[05:13] ---**
This is amazing.
**[05:14] ---**
The terrifying sergeant is back.
**[05:17] ---**
Hang in there, Sis.
**[05:19] ---**
Although your training
doesn't look meaningful...
**[05:21] ---**
Just trust what the sergeant says.
**[05:24] ---**
I have also had the pleasure
**[05:26] ---**
of training under Keroro-kun several times.
**[05:29] ---**
Dororo-kun, you're a tree,
so don't move, okay?
**[05:32] ---**
Okay... I got it.
**[05:35] ---**
A peach isn't supposed to talk.
**[05:37] ---**
A turnip isn't supposed to cry.
**[05:40] ---**
Now that I think about it,
**[05:42] ---**
all I got were dull roles
with no speaking lines...
**[05:46] ---**
Seems his trauma switch is turned on again.
**[05:50] ---**
It's time for Sumomo's pop idol seminar!
**[05:52] ---**
First, the basics of a cute pose.
**[05:56] ---**
See?
**[05:57] ---**
L-Like this?
**[05:59] ---**
No, no. Raise your legs higher,
stick out your chest,
**[06:03] ---**
and bend your arms.
**[06:05] ---**
L-Like this?
**[06:07] ---**
And so, with help from the
intergalactic pop idol Sumomo-chan,
***SIGN*** Uses for bread crust bread crumbs fried bread as an eraser
**[06:09] ---**
and Lavie, who had a short stint
as an actress here on planet Earth,
**[06:15] ---**
Natsumi's hard work paid off
and her acting improved dramatically.
**[06:19] ---**
Oh, Peter Pan...
**[06:21] ---**
I always knew you'd come back to me.
**[06:24] ---**
It's as if she really is Wendy herself.
**[06:24] ---**
You must be looking for your shadow, right?
**[06:27] ---**
There isn't anything left
for me to teach her, sir.
**[06:31] ---**
You're kidding me.
**[06:33] ---**
Finally, the day of the school play comes.
***SIGN*** The Drama Club Presents: Peter Pan
**[06:40] ---**
Oh no... I'm getting butterflies...
**[06:43] ---**
Don't worry! You've worked so hard.
**[06:46] ---**
I'll be right here by your side.
**[06:48] ---**
Koyuki-chan... yeah!
**[06:51] ---**
Okay, we're about to start.
Raise the curtain.
**[07:01] ---**
Hey, stop. Be still, my beating heart.
**[07:05] ---**
What was my first line, now?
**[07:09] ---**
Oh, Peter Pan... I always knew
you would come back to me.
**[07:15] ---**
Sis!
**[07:16] ---**
Natsumi-san!
***SIGN*** Akebono Diner
**[07:17] ---**
Natsumi...
**[07:22] ---**
I'm going to try it, Peter Pan...
**[07:24] ---**
I'm going to believe that I can fly...
**[07:29] ---**
I am Wendy.
**[07:38] ---**
It's Saburo-senpai!
**[07:41] ---**
Wendy?
**[07:43] ---**
Natsumi-san?
**[07:46] ---**
Oh... P-Peter Pan.
**[07:50] ---**
I always knew you'd come back to me.
**[07:55] ---**
You m-m-must b-b-be...
**[08:00] ---**
Sis...
**[08:01] ---**
Or, like, fishy weirdo?
**[08:02] ---**
Wow, she is really bad...
**[08:05] ---**
All that hard training went right out the window in a single instant!
***SIGN*** Hohohohoho...
**[08:12] ---**
Oh... P-P-Peter P-P-Pan...
**[08:12] ---**
Natsumi! You dreadful child!
**[08:15] ---**
Natsumi-san... no, Wendy,
get a hold of yourself!
**[08:19] ---**
Wendy! Wendy!
**[08:21] ---**
Cut, cut!
**[08:23] ---**
You're terrible. Absolutely hopeless.
**[08:26] ---**
What was all that practice for?
**[08:29] ---**
Y-You stupid frog!
**[08:30] ---**
Give me that!
**[08:32] ---**
Oh, Peter Pan.
**[08:34] ---**
I always knew you'd come back to me.
**[08:37] ---**
You must be looking for your shadow, right?
**[08:40] ---**
I've been waiting all this time
for you to show up.
**[08:45] ---**
Oh, Peter Pan!
**[08:50] ---**
Oh, Peter...
**[08:52] ---**
What the heck do you think
you're doing here?!
**[08:59] ---**
Who's that?
**[09:05] ---**
They loved it.
**[09:06] ---**
This is it!
**[09:10] ---**
I don't know who you are,
but keep the ad-libs going!
**[09:14] ---**
Oh, Peter Pan.
I always knew you'd come back...
**[09:17] ---**
Why the heck did you come back?
**[09:19] ---**
Well, actually, I'm not sure myself...
**[09:21] ---**
Are you sure about this, Yayoi?
**[09:23] ---**
Unplanned acts and ad-libs!
This is what a live stage is all about!
**[09:27] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi.
**[09:29] ---**
Don't be so rough...
**[09:30] ---**
Until you feel pain, you just won't get it.
**[09:33] ---**
She's right. You're gonna get it, you pirate.
**[09:35] ---**
Pirate?
**[09:37] ---**
Yes, of course. I'm supposed
to be the pirate, Captain Hook.
**[09:42] ---**
And the show must go on
until the curtain falls, sir!
***SIGN*** Soul of an Actor
**[09:46] ---**
You puny little...
**[09:48] ---**
I'll feed you to the sharks, sir!
**[09:55] ---**
Wow!
**[09:58] ---**
How dare you...? Stop flying around!
**[10:01] ---**
Mr. Sergeant's really into his role.
**[10:04] ---**
He is truly a fool for theatrics.
**[10:06] ---**
No. He's just a fool.
**[10:15] ---**
Stupid frog...!
**[10:18] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi, this is
just a play. A play, ma'am...
**[10:27] ---**
Now!
**[10:30] ---**
And so... thanks to Wendy
and Peter Pan's brave acts,
**[10:33] ---**
peace once again reigned in Neverland.
**[10:36] ---**
Hurray! Hurray!
**[10:39] ---**
Thank you very much, Wendy.
And you, Peter Pan.
**[10:41] ---**
We will always remember you
as long as we live!
**[10:45] ---**
Goodbye! Goodbye!
**[10:49] ---**
Is that really how *Peter Pan* goes?
**[10:51] ---**
I dunno...
**[10:53] ---**
That was awesome.
**[10:57] ---**
I was really worried there.
**[11:00] ---**
I'm so happy for you, Natsumi-san.
**[11:02] ---**
Oh, boy... She'd better be grateful to me.
**[11:06] ---**
It's a good thing I was there
to save the day.
**[11:12] ---**
You just appeared in front of
everyone like that.
**[11:17] ---**
You think you're gonna
get away with that?!
**[11:18] ---**
Listen. From now on,
you are forbidden to wear those
**[11:22] ---**
stupid-looking suits of yours!
**[11:23] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Banning of the Human Suit
**[11:25] ---**
Without it, I can't even
go buy my Gundam models, sir!
**[11:28] ---**
That's the least of your worries.
All the attention you drew
**[11:31] ---**
led the whole Hinata
household to a major crisis.
**[11:33] ---**
What major crisis, you ask?
Find out after the break.
**[11:36] ---**
Please don't leave!
**[11:47] ---**
It's been about half a year
since we began our broadcasts,
**[11:50] ---**
and Sergeant Keroro is
feeling quite comfortable
**[11:52] ---**
living here on Earth.
**[11:54] ---**
Welcome to our store!
**[12:00] ---**
Oh. I don't need a plastic bag.
I'm eco-conscious, sir!
**[12:06] ---**
Yeah... just a little too comfortable.
**[12:12] ---**
Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Ooba
**[12:20] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet!
**[12:23] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[12:24] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Pekopon.
**[12:25] ---**
Mom...
**[12:26] ---**
Shhh... Stop staring.
**[12:28] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[12:40] ---**
Oh, no! How could I have
let that happen?
**[12:50] ---**
Have to be more careful.
**[12:53] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro!
**[12:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro...
**[13:02] ---**
Did you get a shot of it
when it exposed itself?
**[13:05] ---**
I... I didn't get it.
**[13:07] ---**
Darn! Sports Day...
the Drama Club's play.
**[13:11] ---**
What is that thing that keeps showing up
at the Kissho Academy events?
**[13:15] ---**
Introducing new characters!
**[13:17] ---**
Three members of the
Kissho Academy Newspaper Club,
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Newspaper Club
**[13:20] ---**
otherwise known as KGS,
are stalking Sergeant Keroro.
**[13:22] ---**
If we find out the true nature
of that frog-head creature,
**[13:24] ---**
we're gonna have a real big scoop.
**[13:26] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:27] ---**
I'm going to grab Hinata Fuyuki by his neck,
and make him spill the beans.
**[13:30] ---**
But we'll need a picture to prove it.
**[13:33] ---**
All we need is...
**[13:34] ---**
...a simple fabrication.
**[13:35] ---**
A fabrication can be defined
as a lie that looks convincingly true.
***SIGN*** Fabrication
**[13:39] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki. Doesn't this
creature look familiar to you?
**[13:45] ---**
Wow, that's one of the worst
Photoshop jobs I've ever seen.
**[13:49] ---**
Why, you... are you trying to deny it?
**[13:51] ---**
We know you have a connection to him.
**[13:55] ---**
Look here. A picture taken during Sports Day.
**[13:57] ---**
And here's one when he
broke into the school play.
**[14:00] ---**
There're all kinds of people.
**[14:03] ---**
You'd better not judge people by their looks.
**[14:06] ---**
E-Evading our questions
won't do you any good.
**[14:09] ---**
We saw this frog-like
creature go into your house.
**[14:10] ---**
Um... well... uh... um... uh...
**[14:14] ---**
That's right. Just admit to us
that you know him!
**[14:18] ---**
Knock it off, already!
**[14:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun says he doesn't know.
**[14:23] ---**
If you have a problem with that,
**[14:24] ---**
then you're gonna have to
go through me...
**[14:26] ---**
Nishizawa-san, never mind them.
**[14:28] ---**
Let's go.
**[14:28] ---**
Oh, Fuyuki-kun, you mustn't...
**[14:31] ---**
W-Wait!
**[14:34] ---**
If only I hadn't insisted on
joining that school play,
**[14:35] ---**
none of this would have happened.
**[14:38] ---**
I feel like it's all my fault.
**[14:41] ---**
It's not really anyone's fault, Koyuki-dono.
**[14:45] ---**
Sarge! Did you go out again
in that ridiculous suit?
**[14:50] ---**
Gero?
**[14:52] ---**
I guess you did.
**[14:53] ---**
Well, I was looking for volume 9
of the *Captain Geroro* series,
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[14:57] ---**
and I had to go to the next town.
**[15:00] ---**
So you went out again looking like that...
**[15:04] ---**
Lady Natsumi... You're kinda early today...
***SIGN*** Use Prohibited Do not use!
***SIGN*** Forbidden for the time being No dinner if you touch it
***SIGN*** Increased chores if you use it Forbidden
**[15:12] ---**
And as you can see,
Fuyuki-dono is now in a very tight situation.
**[15:16] ---**
It's much more of a problem than that.
**[15:19] ---**
This has major ramifications
to our staying here.
**[15:21] ---**
Who cares? Our first priority
is to get back my Pekoponian suit!
**[15:24] ---**
Otherwise, I won't be able to go out
***SIGN*** Comic books
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[15:25] ---**
and buy comic books or Gundam models!
**[15:29] ---**
He is still whining.
**[15:31] ---**
Just ignore him.
***SIGN*** Warning
**[15:37] ---**
Intruders have been detected
on the Hinata household property.
**[15:40] ---**
They sure didn't waste any time.
**[15:44] ---**
Man, they've got guts, storming in here
with only the three of them.
**[15:48] ---**
Let us give them a big welcome!
**[15:51] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:52] ---**
Keroro-kun?
**[15:55] ---**
They are to blame for my loss of freedom.
***SIGN*** False Accusations?!
**[15:59] ---**
No... Actually, that's not true...
**[16:03] ---**
All this pain and hatred will be
directed towards those Pekoponians!
***SIGN*** Taking it out on them?
**[16:10] ---**
But... you're just taking it out on them.
**[16:17] ---**
We're in. Now we can get
conclusive footage.
**[16:21] ---**
I want a shot of that frog-like guy
with Hinata Fuyuki.
**[16:24] ---**
Leave it up to me.
**[16:26] ---**
I don't care how you do it.
We have freedom of the press.
**[16:29] ---**
Roger.
**[16:44] ---**
This feels great.
**[16:49] ---**
I'll t-take a shot of that
frog-head later.
**[17:01] ---**
Who do you think you are, jerkface?
***SIGN*** Giro
**[17:06] ---**
I hope the sergeant isn't too depressed.
**[17:13] ---**
You've got it wrong if
you think all I do is take notes.
**[17:17] ---**
I, Tsukigami Chiruyo,
am the most nimble person at KGS.
**[17:22] ---**
The truth is,
Fuyuki-kun's pretty much my type.
**[17:26] ---**
But I've always kept it a secret
from the Desk Chief.
**[17:35] ---**
You fail as a ninja.
**[17:38] ---**
You are still green.
You must be more inconspicuous.
**[17:57] ---**
What kind of room is this?
**[17:59] ---**
Comic books and plastic models...
**[18:01] ---**
It seems too childish for
someone like Hinata Fuyuki.
**[18:05] ---**
I'm sure there's a secret
hidden in this room.
**[18:09] ---**
Who would put a refrigerator there?
**[18:12] ---**
How suspicious.
**[18:13] ---**
My journalistic instincts
are telling me that.
**[18:26] ---**
Owwwww!
**[18:31] ---**
Where am I? What just happened?
**[18:35] ---**
Welcome to the Kululu Alter-World.
***SIGN*** Gohgohgohgoh...
**[18:41] ---**
W-What's that?
***SIGN*** Gohgohgohgoh...
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[18:44] ---**
Jealousy. Send me jealousy
from around the world, now!
***SIGN*** Gohgohgohgoh...
**[18:51] ---**
Tamama top secret attack!
***SIGN*** I'm jealous of you Me, too. Me, too.
**[18:53] ---**
Jealousy Shot!
***SIGN*** Jealousy Shot
**[19:12] ---**
W-What next?
**[19:17] ---**
You've got some nerve,
following me around.
**[19:21] ---**
Y-You're the...
**[19:24] ---**
On top of that, you even bothered Master Fuyuki.
**[19:28] ---**
You're not going to get away with this.
**[19:30] ---**
Chief-kun.
**[19:32] ---**
Guys...?!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro... Gerogerogero... Dorodorodoro... Tamatamatama...
**[19:41] ---**
I had no idea there were so many of you.
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulu...
**[19:46] ---**
Thanks for volunteering for my experiment.
**[19:50] ---**
Experiment?!
**[19:51] ---**
You'll be the guinea pig for my latest weapon.
**[19:53] ---**
W-What are you talking about?
**[19:56] ---**
Just trust me.
**[19:58] ---**
Click!
**[20:01] ---**
You see? Looks good, doesn't it?
**[20:14] ---**
I think they've all had enough, Sarge.
**[20:16] ---**
Gero?
**[20:17] ---**
Oh, Master Fuyuki.
**[20:19] ---**
It's cruel to punish them more.
**[20:21] ---**
What?
**[20:22] ---**
Just when we're about to have some real fun.
**[20:25] ---**
Please spare them, Sarge. Okay?
**[20:28] ---**
Hmm...
**[20:29] ---**
Well, if that's what Master Fuyuki wants.
**[20:32] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
***SIGN*** Darn
**[20:34] ---**
Click.
**[20:44] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Thank you very much!
**[20:46] ---**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[20:47] ---**
Hold it. We're gonna have to
erase their memories.
**[20:53] ---**
Please let them keep their memories.
**[20:56] ---**
But, look here...
**[20:58] ---**
We do not want everyone on Pekopon
to find out about us.
**[21:01] ---**
Don't worry! It'll be fine.
**[21:06] ---**
The following day...
***SIGN*** Scoop! Mystery at the Hinata Household Aliens do exist!!
**[21:09] ---**
You've gotta believe us.
***SIGN*** 5 frog-type aliens!!
***SIGN*** Powerful space creature!
**[21:11] ---**
There were five of those
alien frog creatures!
***SIGN*** Underground secret base!
***SIGN*** Soldiers to invade Earth?!
***SIGN*** The leader's hobby is Gundam models!
**[21:16] ---**
Believe me!
**[21:17] ---**
How ridiculous.
**[21:19] ---**
That sounds like something from a comic book.
**[21:20] ---**
Let's see some proof.
**[21:23] ---**
W-We're telling the truth, I tell you!
**[21:25] ---**
We saw it with our own eyes!
**[21:27] ---**
Frog-type aliens do exist!
**[21:27] ---**
They completely turned their backs
on Fuyuki's trust.
**[21:30] ---**
But... no one in school believed them.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:06] ---**
I'm Taruru. I seriously admire Master Tamama!
**[23:10] ---**
Members of the Keroro Platoon
so heavily depend on him
**[23:13] ---**
that they're totally lost without him.
**[23:16] ---**
I'm serious. Master Tamama
told me that in his letters.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:20] ---**
In the next episode, a little
Keronian greenhorn appears.
**[23:23] ---**
"Tamama: The Boy Who Came
From Planet Keron, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E30 - Tamama: The Boy Who CameFrom Planet Keron, Sir! / Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE8KE/tamama-the-boy-who-camefrom-planet-keron-sir--momoka-wants-a-nice-body-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
Autumn, when the sky is high and clear
and the horses grow fat and sturdy.
**[01:39] ---**
Chesto!
**[01:41] ---**
One man has been training hard,
night and day, to better his craft.
**[01:49] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[02:00] ---**
Tama-chan, that was incredible.
**[02:01] ---**
Impressive, I must say.
You really nailed it this time.
**[02:04] ---**
Nah, it was something special really...
**[02:07] ---**
Although I do have mixed feelings
about watching an invader improve.
**[02:12] ---**
When the time comes,
I will not be holding back, Paul.
***SIGN*** Emergency Situation Danger Alert
**[02:16] ---**
Emergency... emergency...
**[02:19] ---**
A UFO has entered the atmosphere,
and it's approaching rapidly.
**[02:23] ---**
It's predicted to land at...
**[02:30] ---**
Tamama: The Boy Who Came
From Planet Keron, Sir!
**[02:38] ---**
What could it be?
**[02:40] ---**
Momoka-sama, please stay back.
**[02:42] ---**
Could it be...
**[02:53] ---**
...Taruru?!
**[02:56] ---**
Master Tamama! How have you been?
**[03:00] ---**
W-What's up with you? What a surprise.
**[03:02] ---**
I was chosen to represent
our nursery class to come and see
**[03:06] ---**
the great things Master Tamama,
our respected elder, is doing.
**[03:13] ---**
So I used this space-wide
holiday week to visit you!
**[03:17] ---**
Um, Tama-chan...
**[03:18] ---**
How about introducing us to your friend?
**[03:22] ---**
I already know who you are.
**[03:24] ---**
You must be the
bipolar beast-human, Momoka.
***SIGN*** Bipolar Beast-human
**[03:26] ---**
And you're the cold-blooded
mechanical man, Paul.
***SIGN*** Cold-Blooded Mechanical Man
**[03:29] ---**
You two are the vicious Pekoponian pair
that Master captured as pets
**[03:33] ---**
after an epic battle!
**[03:35] ---**
Actually... it was... you see...
**[03:38] ---**
H-How do I put it, uh...
**[03:41] ---**
What I meant was...
they are as friendly as pets, you see...
**[03:46] ---**
What a funny way to put it, eh?
**[03:50] ---**
I must admit, I'm terribly disappointed.
**[03:55] ---**
Anyway, Master!
**[03:56] ---**
You said your secret base is located
beneath the Hinata household, right?
**[04:03] ---**
W-Wait for me, Taruru!
Do not go there without me!
***SIGN*** All about Formalin Power
**[04:13] ---**
Sis, did you hear something just now?
**[04:15] ---**
It's just the TV.
**[04:17] ---**
So this is it.
**[04:18] ---**
Hey, Taruru. Don't forget
we're in enemy territory.
**[04:21] ---**
You can't wander off...
**[04:22] ---**
Let's charge!
**[04:24] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[04:28] ---**
W-What the heck's that?
**[04:30] ---**
There you are!
**[04:31] ---**
T-T-T-T-Taruru!
**[04:33] ---**
Master. It's them, right?
**[04:36] ---**
The violent organic entity, Natsumi.
***SIGN*** Violent Organic Entity
**[04:38] ---**
Violent?
**[04:39] ---**
Can't swim, can't run, and totally pathetic.
**[04:42] ---**
He's got three strikes against him.
**[04:43] ---**
This must be the totally unathletic Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Three Strikes
**[04:46] ---**
It's true that I don't know how to swim...
**[04:49] ---**
He just means that you can
stand against bad guys!
**[04:52] ---**
And the value of a person is not
determined by athletic ability!
**[04:57] ---**
But, these guys...
**[04:59] ---**
I heard Master Tamama saved them
from being thrown into the dungeon,
**[05:03] ---**
but they don't seem too grateful.
**[05:06] ---**
Hey, you. Aren't you forgetting
to salute Master Tamama?
**[05:09] ---**
More importantly, Taruru...
**[05:11] ---**
Yes, you're right! I came here
to see the secret base,
**[05:15] ---**
and not to waste time
with these worthless ingrates.
**[05:21] ---**
Um...
**[05:23] ---**
Actually...
**[05:27] ---**
I... I will come back and explain!
**[05:31] ---**
Wow!
**[05:35] ---**
This is incredible. Is this that
much-talked-about secret base?
**[05:39] ---**
W-Well, yeah...
**[05:41] ---**
I will just give him a quick tour,
then send him straight home.
**[05:47] ---**
Oh, yeah, Master Tamama!
**[05:48] ---**
Didn't they make you
platoon leader here recently?
**[05:51] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[05:53] ---**
But why did you give up
your position so quickly?
**[05:56] ---**
W-Well, the truth is...
although that was the order,
**[06:00] ---**
I believed Sergeant Keroro
was the most appropriate choice
**[06:03] ---**
to lead the team in
conquering Pekopon.
**[06:05] ---**
So I risked my career
trying to convince the brass.
**[06:07] ---**
I'm impressed! Usually, people
only think of their own promotions!
**[06:13] ---**
Yet you considered not only
what was best for the team,
**[06:16] ---**
but also how to show your gratitude
to Sergeant Keroro for helping you!
**[06:19] ---**
That's not something
just anyone would do!
**[06:24] ---**
Well, it is really something to brag about.
**[06:26] ---**
Remember to always respect your elders, okay?
**[06:30] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[06:35] ---**
It's the Keroro Platoon
Communications and Weapons Expert,
**[06:37] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[06:38] ---**
Is he your disciple?
**[06:40] ---**
Y-Yes. He just wanted to look around.
**[06:45] ---**
Wow! It's really him!
**[06:46] ---**
Sinister, gloomy and unpopular.
**[06:49] ---**
A lucky man, allowed to join the platoon
**[06:50] ---**
only because of his talent for inventions!
**[06:53] ---**
Isn't that right?
**[06:55] ---**
You should be glad that
Master Tamama has a good heart.
**[06:58] ---**
He was able to convince the higher-ups
**[07:00] ---**
that even someone with the worst possible
character deserves a chance,
**[07:03] ---**
as long as he has talent.
**[07:05] ---**
We all should be as kind as you are, Master!
**[07:12] ---**
Hey, see you around! Stay strong,
even if you are unpopular!
**[07:15] ---**
This is bad...
**[07:23] ---**
And that must be Corporal Giroro.
**[07:25] ---**
He sure is a sharpshooter, just as I heard.
**[07:28] ---**
I... I guess so...
**[07:29] ---**
He tends to go solo,
but ends up causing a mess,
**[07:31] ---**
which has earned him
the nickname Clumsy Giroro.
**[07:34] ---**
But his exceptional knowledge of weapons
landed him a position in the Keroro Platoon.
**[07:38] ---**
You've saved his butt
many times, right, Master?
**[07:43] ---**
Y-Yeah. I always take care
of the aftermath.
**[07:47] ---**
H-He cannot hear us. S-Surely not.
***SIGN*** Super Long-eared
**[07:52] ---**
It seems he can hear you.
**[08:00] ---**
There's something in that room, isn't there?
**[08:03] ---**
H-Hey, Taruru!
**[08:08] ---**
You even grow edible plants
for the Pekoponians?
**[08:14] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[08:15] ---**
Oh, n-no...
**[08:18] ---**
Just wanted to make sure
Lance Corporal Dororo was not around.
**[08:20] ---**
I keep telling him not to mess around
with the enemy's crops,
**[08:24] ---**
but he is so stubborn,
he will not listen to reason.
**[08:27] ---**
Oh, I know who that is!
It's Lance Corporal Dororo, isn't it?
**[08:30] ---**
He makes such a
weak impression on people
**[08:31] ---**
that he was the last one
to return to the platoon,
**[08:33] ---**
and no one even listens to him
during the meetings, right?
**[08:37] ---**
Yeah. But I find him so pitiful,
**[08:40] ---**
sometimes I listen to his ideas
just to make him feel better.
**[08:43] ---**
Wow...
**[08:44] ---**
Oh! I remember, the Fill the Town
with Flowers Master Plan, right?
**[08:48] ---**
Correct. Thinking back,
that was a stupid operation.
**[08:52] ---**
Gotta hand it to you, Master Tamama!
**[08:54] ---**
You're so fair, listening
to even the lamest opinions.
**[08:58] ---**
Oh. Is the control room
located over there?
**[09:02] ---**
I told you to wait for me!
**[09:10] ---**
Awesome!
**[09:11] ---**
So this is the Mission Control Room.
**[09:13] ---**
W-Well, now that you have
seen all that there is to see...
***SIGN*** The Legendary Room
**[09:19] ---**
That must be the room
of the legend himself!
**[09:22] ---**
That room is where the gigantic robot
to conquer Pekopon is being built!
**[09:29] ---**
He's watching video after video
to help him conquer Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Dangale
**[09:34] ---**
Or he's healing his body
covered with wounds from battle!
**[09:40] ---**
I cannot let him see what is inside there.
**[09:42] ---**
I'm gonna ask for his autograph!
**[09:45] ---**
Excuse me!
**[09:46] ---**
Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
***SIGN*** Iced Tea
**[10:01] ---**
Um, excuse me... I'm Taruru,
a disciple of Master Tamama.
**[10:05] ---**
C-Can I have your autograph?
**[10:09] ---**
I can sense it.
**[10:12] ---**
Um... I can't have your
autograph? But why is that?
**[10:19] ---**
Because you are a stupid kid.
**[10:26] ---**
He's so cool!
**[10:29] ---**
C-C'mon. We shouldn't be bugging the sergeant.
**[10:37] ---**
So, what did you think, Lady Mois?
**[10:38] ---**
You were wonderful, Uncle.
**[10:40] ---**
I knew it.
**[10:41] ---**
I always thought I kinda looked
like Lieutenant Commander Char.
**[10:46] ---**
Or, like, super clear-cut?
**[10:48] ---**
Well... nobody ever likes to admit
**[10:51] ---**
to mistakes due to his own youth.
**[10:55] ---**
Oh, by the way, who was that
Keronian boy who was just here?
**[10:58] ---**
Dunno.
**[11:01] ---**
Everything was so inspiring!
**[11:02] ---**
I even got told off by the
platoon leader Keroro himself!
**[11:05] ---**
I'm going to work even harder
**[11:08] ---**
so that next time,
he won't call me a kid!
**[11:09] ---**
R-Right. You do that.
**[11:11] ---**
Always remember that
the future is in our hands.
**[11:16] ---**
Master, take care of yourself!
**[11:19] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:20] ---**
And the same to you!
**[11:24] ---**
Good grief.
**[11:25] ---**
I never imagined how hard it is
to be a role model to the young ones.
**[11:28] ---**
Master Tamama...
**[11:31] ---**
Let me show you how brutal
a violent organic entity can be.
**[11:36] ---**
Let's see now. It's time
for some shooting practice.
**[11:39] ---**
With a live target.
**[11:41] ---**
So you call me
a "beast-human" behind my back.
**[11:45] ---**
A cold-blooded monster like myself
shouldn't have any objections.
**[11:47] ---**
The mouth can be its own downfall...
**[11:50] ---**
I may not know how to swim, but...
**[11:55] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[11:57] ---**
Sometimes, it's hard to avoid the temptation,
**[11:59] ---**
but it's never right to lie
to make yourself look better.
**[12:03] ---**
I hope we all learned a lesson here.
**[12:12] ---**
This is the Nishizawa mansion.
**[12:16] ---**
And in their private
medical room in the basement,
**[12:18] ---**
surprising findings calculated by the
super computer are about to be revealed.
**[12:25] ---**
Here we go!
**[12:26] ---**
Compared to last time,
favorable impression rate is up 1.27%.
**[12:30] ---**
Intimacy rate is up 2.55%.
**[12:32] ---**
Devotion rate is up 0.33%.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[12:37] ---**
Based on all these figures,
**[12:39] ---**
let us calculate exactly where the
relationship stands right now.
**[12:42] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[12:46] ---**
Why, this...
**[12:48] ---**
Oh, wow!
**[12:53] ---**
Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!
**[13:00] ---**
All right...
**[13:01] ---**
Time for my daily training
to be the ultimate warrior.
**[13:06] ---**
Momocchi! What happened?!
**[13:10] ---**
Tama-chan... promise me
you won't tell anybody, okay?
**[13:14] ---**
You are talking to Tamama.
You can trust me to keep a secret.
**[13:19] ---**
The truth is...
**[13:20] ---**
Yada yada yada!
And that's what she said.
**[13:24] ---**
Oh? So she thinks she'd
get closer to Master Fuyuki
**[13:26] ---**
if she had the developed body
of an adult woman.
**[13:29] ---**
She told me not to tell anyone else,
so I'm only telling this to you.
***SIGN*** Blabbermouth
**[13:35] ---**
Blabbermouth.
**[13:36] ---**
I see... a more mature look, huh?
***SIGN*** Fantasy
**[13:40] ---**
I wish I could buy a pile of Gundam models
**[13:41] ---**
all at once like some adult hobbyists do.
***SIGN*** Buy like an adult
**[13:45] ---**
Buy like an adult!
**[13:46] ---**
Say, Tamama-kun,
**[13:47] ---**
the Nishizawa family you're staying with
is quite rich, right?
**[13:52] ---**
Oh, yes.
**[13:52] ---**
Whenever there's a TV show
about the richest people in the world,
**[13:57] ---**
they're asked to appear!
**[14:00] ---**
Is that so...?
**[14:02] ---**
Everybody!
**[14:07] ---**
What's all this racket?
**[14:09] ---**
An emergency meeting?
**[14:12] ---**
I've decided on our next operation.
**[14:15] ---**
What?
**[14:16] ---**
It's a solid plan that will help us
secure an enormous amount of funds
**[14:20] ---**
that we need for our Pekopon invasion.
**[14:24] ---**
Okay...
**[14:26] ---**
One, two. One, two.
**[14:29] ---**
Keep your back straight.
**[14:31] ---**
And twist those hips.
**[14:33] ---**
You mean, like this?
**[14:35] ---**
Oh, my God. This is a problem!
**[14:40] ---**
Listen to me.
**[14:41] ---**
In order to be an adult,
first, you need a healthy body.
**[14:44] ---**
Right.
**[14:45] ---**
That's right. Fuyuki-kun grew up
**[14:47] ---**
surrounded by his gorgeous mother
and his pretty sister.
**[14:51] ---**
So I bet he only sees me as a kid.
**[14:56] ---**
I need to... I need to...
**[14:58] ---**
I must...
***SIGN*** Clench
**[15:01] ---**
I must become as attractive as
the two grown women in his family!
**[15:10] ---**
Oh! No violence!
**[15:14] ---**
That's not what you call healthy,
that's just violent.
**[15:17] ---**
I... I'm terribly sorry...
**[15:21] ---**
You can do it, Milady.
***SIGN*** Clench
***SIGN*** Ding Dong
**[15:28] ---**
What unusual visitors.
**[15:35] ---**
Awesome! This is even bigger
than Dororo's home on Pekopon!
**[15:40] ---**
It makes you feel stupid to go out
and make an honest living.
**[15:44] ---**
Ridiculous. All this will be ours
after we conquer Pekopon.
**[15:48] ---**
Why, this is a surprise.
**[15:50] ---**
All my friends came over?
**[15:53] ---**
I'm home, Momocchi!
**[15:56] ---**
I forgot that brat actually lives here.
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, but, Momocchi! The sergeant
and his friends are not here for a visit!
**[16:05] ---**
Huh?
**[16:06] ---**
Actually, we heard a rumor
**[16:08] ---**
that Lady Momoka wants to have
the look of a lovely adult woman.
**[16:13] ---**
Grr. Someone must have spilled the beans.
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[16:17] ---**
Giku!
**[16:18] ---**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[16:20] ---**
We're here to see if we can help you with that.
**[16:24] ---**
Oh, really?
**[16:26] ---**
Stop right there. We do not
allow solicitors at our house.
**[16:29] ---**
Why don't you put a lid on it, Paul?
**[16:31] ---**
M-My apologies.
**[16:33] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[16:35] ---**
Okay, so why don't you take
a look at what we brought?
**[16:38] ---**
First, this one. It's a great product
that's so easy to use.
**[16:41] ---**
Just for Pekoponians,
an all-purpose modeling software.
***SIGN*** Product Number 001 All-Purpose Modeling Software
**[16:46] ---**
How do you actually use that product?
**[16:48] ---**
Watch. First, you insert
the CD like this, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Installing
***SIGN*** Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
**[16:55] ---**
After that, you just enter the data you want.
**[17:01] ---**
Installation... complete.
***SIGN*** Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
**[17:03] ---**
*The password is... **
**[17:06] ---**
*Giroro and Corporal. **
**[17:09] ---**
*Giroro... Corporal... **
**[17:12] ---**
And not only that. Just look at this.
**[17:14] ---**
Increase bust size.
**[17:16] ---**
And the hips.
**[17:21] ---**
You can have whatever body you want.
**[17:23] ---**
That dream body of yours
is just a click of a button away.
**[17:26] ---**
I suppose that's really lovely.
**[17:28] ---**
But it's just so angular...
**[17:31] ---**
What? Well, if you say so.
**[17:34] ---**
How about this one?
***SIGN*** Product Number 002 Steel Virgin
**[17:35] ---**
If you're worried about cost, then this is it.
**[17:38] ---**
The design was based on
medieval Pekopon torture devices,
**[17:41] ---**
so it's perfectly safe.
**[17:43] ---**
C'mon, Giroro. Get in.
**[17:46] ---**
As you can see, after you're all set inside,
**[17:48] ---**
just ask someone to wind this
as far as he can.
**[17:55] ---**
In the meantime,
**[17:56] ---**
let's look at some beautiful pictures
of the lovely Natsumi-chan.
**[18:00] ---**
Lookin' cute, Natsumi-chan.
**[18:03] ---**
Love you.
**[18:04] ---**
With some stretching and
a little tuck here and there,
***SIGN*** Nice body
***SIGN*** Well-proportioned figure
**[18:07] ---**
you'll have the body you want in no time!
**[18:10] ---**
Well? What do you think, ma'am?
**[18:12] ---**
Well... Actually, I think...
**[18:14] ---**
...that's a little too "thin" for my taste.
**[18:17] ---**
What?
**[18:18] ---**
Well, if you say so...
**[18:19] ---**
D-Don't you have anything else?
**[18:21] ---**
You're asking for too much, ma'am.
**[18:24] ---**
If you want to develop fully right away,
it takes some sacrifices, okay?
**[18:29] ---**
Huh? What's that?
**[18:31] ---**
You mean this one? It's uh... what is this?
**[18:36] ---**
It can adjust your physical size
any way you want.
**[18:38] ---**
A charming gift from the skies.
***SIGN*** Product Number 003 Flash Spoon
**[18:41] ---**
It's the Flash Spoon.
**[18:43] ---**
Does it hurt a lot?
**[18:45] ---**
It won't hurt at all.
But... this one is an import,
**[18:48] ---**
so the adjustment's a little tricky.
**[18:51] ---**
You're supposed to do this...
**[18:52] ---**
Or was it like this...
***SIGN*** Fume
Fume
Fume
Fume
**[18:55] ---**
Or maybe this...
**[18:56] ---**
Just do it already!
**[19:09] ---**
Milady...?!
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, no. This is real bad.
**[19:12] ---**
Nooooo!
**[19:15] ---**
Oh, Momoka. This is wonderful.
**[19:18] ---**
You're super-sized.
It's what you might call explosive curves!
**[19:21] ---**
This is a little too explosive for me!
**[19:29] ---**
Um... Well, at least
you're back to normal now...
**[19:35] ---**
Tiptoe... Tiptoe...
**[19:37] ---**
Hold on, please.
**[19:39] ---**
You dropped this.
**[19:41] ---**
Oh, that.
That's the Hinata mom's DNA snack.
**[19:44] ---**
I didn't think it would
make much of an impact...
**[19:46] ---**
The DNA snack... of Fuyuki's mom?
**[19:50] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:51] ---**
Th-This is what I want. Let me buy this.
**[19:54] ---**
And I'll buy everything else
you brought with you.
**[19:56] ---**
What?!
**[19:58] ---**
Because you took the effort
to bring all of that to help me,
**[20:01] ---**
it's only right that I buy it all,
whether I use it or not.
**[20:05] ---**
Oh... Lady Momoka!
**[20:07] ---**
You're fantastic!
**[20:10] ---**
Morning, one week later...
***SIGN*** One Week Later
**[20:16] ---**
I hardly recognize you, Momoka-sama.
**[20:18] ---**
You have definitely become
a full-grown woman.
**[20:21] ---**
Really? W-Well, then,
I'm going to go straight to him now.
**[20:25] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:28] ---**
Wait a... what're you doing here, Mom?
**[20:31] ---**
Huh?
**[20:32] ---**
B-But I'm...
**[20:35] ---**
You dyed your hair.
Are you doing cosplay today?
**[20:38] ---**
It really looks good on you.
**[20:40] ---**
No. It's... uh...
**[20:42] ---**
Are you going to work now?
Try to get home early for a change, okay?
**[20:48] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:50] ---**
He saw you as a full-grown woman.
**[20:52] ---**
But, unfortunately, he mistook you for his mom.
**[20:56] ---**
I personally thought that
DNA snack was really tasty.
**[21:00] ---**
Will I ever change back to normal again?
**[21:03] ---**
I'll be in big trouble if we don't
change back to normal.
***SIGN*** Sadness
**[21:07] ---**
How sad...
**[21:10] ---**
You moron!
**[21:11] ---**
That money!
**[21:12] ---**
Weren't you supposed to use it
for funds to conquer Pekopon?
**[21:16] ---**
But, but... for once,
I wanted to shop like adults do!
**[21:19] ---**
I wanted to buy as many as I could!
**[21:24] ---**
Corporal Giroro, angered, goes all-out shooting.
***SIGN*** Full-on shooting
**[21:28] ---**
Stop it!!
**[21:31] ---**
Everyone, make sure you don't
turn out to be a no-good adult, okay?
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Keroro. I know
conquering Pekopon is important,
**[23:11] ---**
but so many new shows
start around this time.
**[23:14] ---**
So I'm really busy deciding
**[23:16] ---**
which to record and which to watch in real time.
**[23:19] ---**
Have you decided on yours?
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that.
**[23:21] ---**
Next time, I'll show you my
dream machine I just bought.
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
Kerorin!
**[23:30] ---**
One sweet episode. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E31 - Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DKW0/keroro-cant-find-the-way-home-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
In the middle of autumn,
**[01:33] ---**
in a quiet afternoon,
**[01:34] ---**
you can hear the rustle of falling leaves
dancing in the wind.
**[01:38] ---**
Amidst it all, there's an alien
who just can't seem to calm down.
***SIGN*** Cooking Show The perfect menu for autumn
**[01:42] ---**
After you add some salt and pepper
to spice up the flavor.
**[01:45] ---**
Make sure to mix it well...
**[01:56] ---**
Huh?
**[02:01] ---**
Huh?
**[02:04] ---**
That's so irritating. Settle down, will ya?
**[02:07] ---**
Sarge, is something the matter?
**[02:09] ---**
This is kinda embarrassing.
**[02:11] ---**
The thing is... oops. I'm not telling you.
**[02:14] ---**
I feel like if I tell someone,
my joy will diminish.
**[02:18] ---**
Jeez, don't keep us in suspense.
**[02:21] ---**
Hello?
**[02:22] ---**
This is Great Milky Way Delivery Service.
**[02:23] ---**
It's here!
**[02:25] ---**
The thing I've been waiting for!
**[02:27] ---**
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[02:29] ---**
Huh?
**[02:30] ---**
There.
**[02:30] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[02:32] ---**
Thank you, too, sir!
**[02:39] ---**
A delivery?
**[02:40] ---**
Yahoo!
**[02:44] ---**
What took you so long?!
**[02:50] ---**
Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!
**[02:58] ---**
The curves of this body
are so irresistable.
**[03:01] ---**
It's great. No matter how
many times I look at it, it's great.
**[03:04] ---**
There he goes again. What
kind of junk did you get this time?
**[03:06] ---**
Sarge, what is that?
**[03:08] ---**
You wanna know?
**[03:09] ---**
I don't know if I should tell you.
**[03:11] ---**
Let me think about it...
**[03:14] ---**
That's the KRR-SP, right?
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, you're right on the dot, Kululu-kun.
**[03:18] ---**
You sure know about machines.
**[03:20] ---**
It's equipped with the
classical anti-gravity engine,
**[03:23] ---**
which has been replaced
by the ether-propulsion system.
**[03:26] ---**
A sport-compact flying saucer, KRR-SP.
**[03:31] ---**
Moreover, it's a limited edition,
with only 100 units in the galaxy!
**[03:37] ---**
This vehicle is so rare,
it's only available at a premium price.
**[03:40] ---**
At a premium?!
**[03:42] ---**
Keroro, you moron!
Where did you get the money?
**[03:45] ---**
Don't tell me you spent our
Pekopon invasion budget on that!
**[03:47] ---**
No, no, not at all... I used
my own savings to pay for it.
**[03:51] ---**
I bought it cheap at an
Intergalactic Net auction.
**[03:54] ---**
Intergalactic Net?
**[03:56] ---**
Right, sir!
**[03:57] ---**
Normally, this would've cost more than
five million yen on the second-hand market,
**[04:01] ---**
but believe it or not, I got it
for only five thousand yen!
**[04:07] ---**
F-Five thousand yen...?
**[04:11] ---**
That sounds too good to be true.
**[04:13] ---**
Sarge...
**[04:14] ---**
There's no doubt you've just been had.
**[04:17] ---**
That's so rude.
**[04:18] ---**
How dare you say that I,
the leader of the Keroro Platoon,
**[04:20] ---**
could be fooled so easily?
**[04:23] ---**
Look. Here is the official serial number.
**[04:25] ---**
The magnificent number 130, sir.
**[04:28] ---**
But didn't you say only 100 were made...?
**[04:31] ---**
What a moron...
**[04:34] ---**
Giroro-kun, you wanna give it a try?
**[04:36] ---**
Nonsense. I have no interest
in a commercial toy.
**[04:40] ---**
Really? Okay. I'll take it for a spin.
**[04:44] ---**
It'll be too late to ask me
for a ride later, sir!
**[04:48] ---**
Ready for take-off...
**[04:49] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[04:51] ---**
I'm not letting you ride,
buy, or conquer anything.
**[04:53] ---**
There's no way I'd let you ride
a dangerous thing like that.
***SIGN*** Forbidden
**[04:56] ---**
I forbid it.
**[05:00] ---**
B-But I...
**[05:02] ---**
Just for a spin...
**[05:04] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
***SIGN*** No
**[05:05] ---**
No way.
**[05:09] ---**
Noooo!
**[05:11] ---**
Sarge!
**[05:12] ---**
Hey, you! You're gonna get it
when you come back.
**[05:17] ---**
Yahoo! This is awesome!
**[05:21] ---**
Unlike the ether-thrust type,
the anti-gravitation engine
**[05:23] ---**
really gives you that
floating-on-air feeling.
**[05:28] ---**
This is great.
**[05:39] ---**
Wow, this is the only way to go.
***SIGN*** Straight from the farm All 100 yen
**[05:43] ---**
Why, it's a self-service vegetable stand.
***SIGN*** All 100 yen
**[05:47] ---**
They all look delicious.
***SIGN*** Thank you very much.
**[05:51] ---**
Lady Natsumi was kind of grouchy,
**[05:56] ---**
but this should cheer her up.
**[06:04] ---**
Riding like this makes me realize
how petty all our problems are.
**[06:08] ---**
I'm glad I bought this.
**[06:13] ---**
The sergeant's real late.
It's almost time for dinner.
**[06:17] ---**
I'm sure he'll be back soon.
We'll have dinner without him.
**[06:21] ---**
Maybe he isn't coming back
because you scolded him.
**[06:23] ---**
Are you saying it's my fault?
**[06:28] ---**
Hello, Hinata residence.
**[06:33] ---**
Hello?
**[06:38] ---**
It broke.
**[06:40] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[06:43] ---**
What am I going to do?
**[06:45] ---**
Wait, where are you right now?
**[06:47] ---**
Pretty far away, I think.
**[06:50] ---**
Far? How far? Where?
**[06:53] ---**
Um...
**[06:55] ---**
I'm in the mountains... I don't know...
**[07:00] ---**
We got cut off.
**[07:01] ---**
What happened to the sergeant?
***SIGN*** Guitar Classes
Kohmoto Milk
**[07:03] ---**
Hello, hello. Lady Natsumi?!
W-W-Wait, wait, hang on!
***SIGN*** 1955
**[07:13] ---**
Oh, no.
**[07:17] ---**
Where the heck am I?
**[07:25] ---**
Natsumi. We'd better call the police.
**[07:27] ---**
And what are we supposed to tell them?
**[07:30] ---**
Oh, right...
**[07:31] ---**
Now we've got to find that stupid frog.
**[07:34] ---**
So you do care about the sergeant.
**[07:36] ---**
I don't! If someone sees him,
there'll be a big commotion.
**[07:40] ---**
He always causes us trouble.
**[07:46] ---**
There's no sense staying here.
**[07:49] ---**
I'd better pick up the saucer later.
Now how do I catch a bus?
**[07:53] ---**
When will the next bus arrive?
**[07:55] ---**
What?! Only three times a day?
**[07:58] ---**
And it says the year 1974!
**[08:08] ---**
It can't be... It can't be...
**[08:11] ---**
Are there no buses here anymore?
**[08:16] ---**
What? Uncle got lost?!
**[08:18] ---**
Mois-chan, do you know how to find him?
**[08:21] ---**
I'm not familiar with Pekopon's geography.
**[08:24] ---**
Or, like, own stupid fault?
**[08:27] ---**
Serves him right.
**[08:29] ---**
Let him suffer out there.
It'll do him more good than harm.
**[08:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant should be all right.
**[08:34] ---**
He has taken proper survival training.
**[08:37] ---**
Right. Such unforeseen predicaments
**[08:39] ---**
are just opportunities to improve your skills.
**[08:42] ---**
Even you feel that way, Dororo?
**[08:43] ---**
Or, like, hardly worried?
**[08:46] ---**
That stupid frog...
**[08:51] ---**
It sure gets cold in the mountains, yes.
**[08:53] ---**
But I'm sure Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
**[08:56] ---**
are out there looking for me.
**[08:59] ---**
What's that? It looks
like a light from a saucer.
**[09:03] ---**
Hey! I don't know who you are,
but... please help me!
**[09:16] ---**
You're my savior.
**[09:17] ---**
Were you the one calling me?
**[09:19] ---**
I was, sir.
**[09:22] ---**
Whoa, the anti-gravity type?
That's pretty cool.
**[09:25] ---**
What is it? Engine trouble?
**[09:27] ---**
Yes. Please, I need your help.
**[09:30] ---**
Sure, no problem.
**[09:32] ---**
Are you by any chance a Keronian?
**[09:35] ---**
Wait. You must be a Mojaranian.
**[09:39] ---**
Let me explain.
**[09:40] ---**
In the galaxy where the sergeant is from,
**[09:42] ---**
citizens of Keron and Mojaran
are sworn enemies of each other.
**[09:46] ---**
So what do we have here...
**[09:49] ---**
Getting ripped off with a lemon?
**[09:51] ---**
You Keronian idiots sure fall for anything.
**[09:53] ---**
Well...
**[09:55] ---**
I'd like to help a fellow saucer rider,
**[09:58] ---**
but it's against military law
to assist enemy species.
**[10:02] ---**
Well, nothing personal.
**[10:04] ---**
No, wait!
**[10:06] ---**
Wait!
**[10:07] ---**
Don't leave me here!
**[10:13] ---**
A canned coffee?
**[10:15] ---**
It's so hot...
**[10:17] ---**
Oops! I must've dropped it by accident!
**[10:19] ---**
Well, accidents do happen, don't they?
**[10:22] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[10:31] ---**
I don't feel so cold anymore,
but I'm getting hungry.
**[10:36] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[10:39] ---**
I can't. I bought it for Lady Natsumi.
**[10:43] ---**
But I'm kind of in an emergency right now.
**[10:45] ---**
I never bought it. That's right, I didn't.
**[10:52] ---**
It's no use. I can't eat it raw like that...
**[10:55] ---**
I should've bought something
**[10:56] ---**
that I could eat without having to cook it.
**[10:59] ---**
No use crying over spilt milk, as they say...
**[11:02] ---**
Huh?
**[11:04] ---**
Ohh...
**[11:04] ---**
Hey. Can you keep me company for a while?
**[11:08] ---**
What? Who, me?
**[11:09] ---**
Yeah. Just to put the cold
and the hunger out of my mind.
**[11:13] ---**
Well, if I could be of service
to you, then sure.
**[11:17] ---**
Let me think...
**[11:19] ---**
I know. What're your hobbies?
**[11:22] ---**
Hobbies? I guess golf.
**[11:24] ---**
Oh! Golf, sir?
**[11:27] ---**
Do you play golf, too?
**[11:30] ---**
No... not really...
**[11:36] ---**
Oh, yeah! How about Gundam models?
**[11:38] ---**
Huh?
**[11:39] ---**
I'm talking about Gundam plastic models!
Gundam models!
**[11:41] ---**
I can talk about Gundam models
all night, sir!
**[11:46] ---**
Oh... Gundam models...
**[11:51] ---**
Don't you build any Gundam models?
**[11:53] ---**
Um... You see, I'm kinda too old for that...
**[11:56] ---**
I-Is that so, sir?
**[12:00] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[12:04] ---**
So what do you think? Which
baseball team will win this year?
**[12:09] ---**
I dunno, sir.
**[12:12] ---**
Can't seem to fill the time...
**[12:15] ---**
I'm very sorry.
***SIGN*** Work!!
**[12:17] ---**
Oops, gotta get back to work now.
**[12:20] ---**
What? D-Don't leave me out here.
**[12:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is lost up
in the mountains somewhere.
**[12:24] ---**
Will he be able to get
back to the Hinata household?
**[12:27] ---**
Will the sergeant survive
this trying ordeal? Stay tuned!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[12:51] ---**
Why won't you resonate with me?
**[12:55] ---**
I feel so lonely, sir.
**[12:56] ---**
My apologies. Sorry I can't be much help...
**[12:59] ---**
That's okay, sir.
**[13:01] ---**
Like I said, I just need to know where he is.
**[13:05] ---**
Sorry, but I'm in the middle of something.
**[13:07] ---**
Fine! I'll just have
to look for him myself.
**[13:10] ---**
Sis...
**[13:12] ---**
Click.
**[13:15] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[13:23] ---**
These are...
**[13:26] ---**
That's our search radar,
and infantry flight unit.
**[13:29] ---**
You should be able to use it.
**[13:31] ---**
Kululu!
**[13:32] ---**
Click.
**[13:34] ---**
W-Wait a minute!
**[13:41] ---**
I don't like this! Let me down!
**[13:43] ---**
Please tell me your destination.
**[13:46] ---**
Okay, I'll go along with this.
**[13:49] ---**
Take me where the stupid frog—
where Sergeant Keroro is.
**[13:53] ---**
What's the matter?
**[13:54] ---**
The search range is 50 km.
**[13:57] ---**
No signal within 50 km.
**[13:59] ---**
What?
**[14:03] ---**
Natsumi, are you all right?
**[14:04] ---**
The search range of my radar is limited.
**[14:06] ---**
Find out places where that stupid frog might go.
**[14:08] ---**
Okay. I'll do what I can.
**[14:10] ---**
I'll help you, too.
**[14:12] ---**
Okay, in the direction
he took off earlier today.
**[14:22] ---**
I've been walking for some time now,
but I haven't met anyone.
**[14:27] ---**
Hey, it's a car. I'll hitch a ride.
**[14:31] ---**
But I can't hitch looking like this...
What can I possibly do?
**[14:36] ---**
Where would the sergeant
be most likely to go?
**[14:38] ---**
We might learn something
if we check his PC.
**[14:41] ---**
Of course. The Intergalactic Net!
**[14:46] ---**
This is what I call an instant Pekoponian suit.
**[14:49] ---**
I must admit, it looks perfect! Let's do it.
**[14:56] ---**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Gero
**[15:05] ---**
Are you all right?
**[15:07] ---**
Huh? What the... It was just a scarecrow.
**[15:15] ---**
That wasn't a funny prank at all.
**[15:18] ---**
It turned out all right.
**[15:20] ---**
Now if he can just take me
to the nearest town, then...
**[15:24] ---**
I'm visible.
**[15:25] ---**
My anti-barrier must need charging.
**[15:27] ---**
Huh?
**[15:32] ---**
Where are you, stupid frog?
**[15:36] ---**
If we look at Sarge's bookmarks,
**[15:38] ---**
we might get some idea of where he went.
***SIGN*** Acguy Report Exclusive Akahana version now available Extremely rare item found in Iwate
***SIGN*** Ikasama News M'quve's Vase Finally Discovered!!
***SIGN*** BOL Tourist Re-Opening Sale Jaburo Day-trip Tour
***SIGN*** Original Software The Battles of Doan II
**[15:46] ---**
Useless... They're all just stupid sites...
**[15:49] ---**
Uncle...
**[15:53] ---**
This time, I'm sure this truck
will take me to town.
**[16:08] ---**
What am I?! Noncombustible trash?
**[16:13] ---**
Just like this Gundam model,
**[16:16] ---**
I guess my destiny is to
spend eternity rotting away here.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[16:21] ---**
It's a *Captain Geroro
Space Challenge Board Game!*
**[16:24] ---**
So? Have you found anything yet?
**[16:26] ---**
No. We haven't found anything that's of any use.
**[16:30] ---**
What do you think of this one?
***SIGN*** My Saucer
**[16:32] ---**
A blog about riding saucers.
**[16:35] ---**
"It's very risky to ride
those imitation saucers."
**[16:38] ---**
"Just today, I came across this
Keronian idiot who was stranded."
**[16:42] ---**
"A Keronian idiot...?"
**[16:44] ---**
That must be Sarge.
**[16:45] ---**
Sis, I think we've found where he is.
**[16:47] ---**
Really? Where is he?
**[16:49] ---**
One, one, one...
**[16:51] ---**
All right. It's a one!
**[16:53] ---**
I hit the jackpot in the Intergalactic Lottery.
**[16:57] ---**
I'm in the lead, sir!
**[16:58] ---**
Now it's my turn to move.
**[17:00] ---**
Your bazooka didn't go off,
so you miss a turn.
**[17:03] ---**
You should learn to accept your fate.
**[17:07] ---**
Five, five, five.
**[17:10] ---**
It's a two.
**[17:11] ---**
Warp speed failed. You end up
lost in space. Miss three turns...
**[17:16] ---**
I'm lost...
**[17:18] ---**
This is no time to be playing a board game.
***SIGN*** Hot drinks
**[17:27] ---**
I'm gonna get there this time, for sure.
**[17:36] ---**
That must be it.
**[17:39] ---**
Hey, stupid frog. I came here to get you.
**[17:43] ---**
He's not here.
**[17:45] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
It's a real frog.
**[17:52] ---**
This must've leaked from the saucer.
**[17:54] ---**
So he must've been here.
**[17:56] ---**
Why couldn't you just wait here?
How will I find you now, dummy?!
**[18:04] ---**
That stupid frog...
**[18:07] ---**
Signal found.
**[18:08] ---**
Huh?
**[18:08] ---**
Sergeant Keroro detected within 50 km.
**[18:17] ---**
Well, well... Looks like I got here safely.
**[18:21] ---**
Okay. I'd better make myself scarce
before they find out I'm here.
**[18:33] ---**
Why?!
**[18:43] ---**
What? What? What?
**[18:49] ---**
Could it be that... I'll be
shipped to a faraway land?
**[18:53] ---**
Nooo! Help! Get me outta here!
**[19:02] ---**
Help me! Help me!
**[19:08] ---**
I have no choice...
**[19:10] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is currently in motion.
**[19:13] ---**
Where? Where is he right now?
**[19:22] ---**
Target lost.
**[19:24] ---**
What?
**[19:46] ---**
Good thing the airbags
are still functional.
**[19:57] ---**
About this time yesterday,
Lady Natsumi was scolding me.
**[20:01] ---**
And I was eating a burnt hamburger
cooked by Master Fuyuki.
**[20:07] ---**
I wanna go home, sir!
**[20:10] ---**
Don't cry.
**[20:12] ---**
Aren't you supposed to be a soldier?
**[20:18] ---**
Th-That's...?
**[20:22] ---**
L-L-Lady Natsumi...!
**[20:25] ---**
We were all so worried about you.
**[20:28] ---**
C'mon, let's go home.
**[20:29] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[20:42] ---**
You've found the sergeant?
**[20:44] ---**
Okay. We'll keep his dinner warm
while we're waiting.
**[20:46] ---**
How wonderful!
**[20:48] ---**
Or, like, hurray-worthy?
**[20:50] ---**
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
**[20:53] ---**
What a troublemaker.
**[20:55] ---**
I could not agree more.
**[21:01] ---**
How can you sleep at a time
like this? You sure are carefree.
**[21:05] ---**
This doesn't come at a premium for nothing...
**[21:07] ---**
It's the ultimate machine, ma'am.
**[21:09] ---**
I don't believe it.
Still hasn't learned a thing...
**[21:12] ---**
Lady Natsumi.
**[21:14] ---**
I got a souvenir for you.
**[21:18] ---**
Is he talking about this sweet potato?
**[21:24] ---**
You're such a stupid frog, all right.
**[21:27] ---**
Next time you see an alien
stranded and in despair,
**[21:30] ---**
at least talk to him and
keep him company, okay?
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:08] ---**
I'm a cat.
One rainy day, Giroro rescued me.
**[23:13] ---**
Giroro may have a scary face
and he may say he's not nice,
**[23:17] ---**
but he's really sweet.
That's why I love him.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that! In the next episode,
**[23:21] ---**
we'll execute a major recruiting
campaign for Pekoponian animals.
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: A Whole Bunch
of Animal Soldiers, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E32 - Keroro: A Whole Bunch of Animal Soldiers, Sir! / Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9VG5/keroro-a-whole-bunch-of-animal-soldiers-sir--giroro-the-cat-wants-to-speak-sir)
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
Earth is our mother planet.
**[01:34] ---**
But humans aren't the
only ones living on this planet.
***SIGN*** Kids' Guide to Animals
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There are animals.
**[01:42] ---**
Pekoponian animals, huh?
**[01:46] ---**
Just what exactly do they have
to do with our invasion of Pekopon?
**[01:49] ---**
Take a look at this.
**[01:51] ---**
Quite a few animals have
stronger fighting abilities than humans.
**[01:56] ---**
That's why I'll recruit them
to join our platoon.
**[01:59] ---**
The "We are all living creatures" Gun!
***SIGN*** "'We are all living creatures" Gun
**[02:03] ---**
This will allow us to
transform them into soldiers.
**[02:06] ---**
Is that clear?
**[02:07] ---**
Transform animals into soldiers?
**[02:09] ---**
I see...
**[02:10] ---**
Conquering Pekopon will now be
a walk in the park.
**[02:16] ---**
Everyone, come on and follow me!
**[02:21] ---**
Once I've recruited the animals,
**[02:22] ---**
I can fire all of you nags, sir.
**[02:32] ---**
Keroro: A Whole Bunch of
Animal Soldiers, Sir!
***SIGN*** We are closed today See you tomorrow
**[02:41] ---**
Wow! So this is what a zoo looks like!
**[02:46] ---**
Only the "elite" animals are
brought from all over the world.
**[02:51] ---**
Which one shall we look at first?
The hippo? The dumbo?!
**[02:55] ---**
I think I'll have my lunch first.
***SIGN*** Happy
**[02:58] ---**
Delicious.
**[03:00] ---**
It's already night.
**[03:02] ---**
He's completely mistaken this
for a school outing.
***SIGN*** Panda Order: Carnivora Family: Panda Ursidae Length: 120-150cm Weight: 75-160 kg Diet: Bamboo, bamboo shoots, small animals
**[03:06] ---**
First of all...
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...we'll try here.
**[03:10] ---**
It is a panda!
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It's the most popular animal in the zoo.
**[03:17] ---**
Are you sure we want something like that?
**[03:19] ---**
Idiot. You have no idea of
what a panda is really like.
**[03:24] ---**
If you let your guard down
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and approach it thinking
it's all cute and friendly...
**[03:32] ---**
...you'll be dead meat.
**[03:33] ---**
There's no doubt it'll make
a powerful soldier for our team.
**[03:37] ---**
Let's give it... a warm welcome!
**[03:46] ---**
It's a success.
**[03:48] ---**
Hey, you. Wanna join the Keroro plat...
**[03:53] ---**
Nooooo!
**[03:56] ---**
Female, huh?
**[03:57] ---**
Pervert! What do you think you're doing?
**[04:02] ---**
We also welcome skilled
female soldiers to our team.
**[04:05] ---**
So, what d'ya think?
You wanna be part of the team...
***SIGN*** Indian Elephant Order: Proboscidea Length: 550-640 cm Weight: 4700 kg Diet: Grass, Leaves, Roots, Fruits
***SIGN*** Indian Elephant Mammalia Indian Elephant. It's very big. The long nose-like protuberance is actually not a nose, but its upper lip. Isn't that amazing? Tell all your friends about it.
**[04:14] ---**
It's Taro, an Indian elephant...
**[04:15] ---**
A zoo veteran that's been here
since prewar times, sir.
**[04:19] ---**
Wow! He is huge!
**[04:21] ---**
His experience and knowledge
etched deep in his wrinkles
**[04:24] ---**
are sure to bring us victory.
**[04:28] ---**
My senior in life!
**[04:29] ---**
Please lead us!
**[04:46] ---**
So distinguished...
**[04:48] ---**
It's very late to be visiting...
**[04:51] ---**
What do you want from this old soul?
**[04:54] ---**
We're hoping you'd provide us
with some strength, sir.
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Strength...?
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Are you all right, sir?
**[05:02] ---**
Will he actually be of any use as a soldier?
**[05:07] ---**
Allow me to test him!
**[05:12] ---**
The blade... I can't move it.
**[05:16] ---**
If you'd lived as long as I have,
**[05:18] ---**
you too would know all
kinds of techniques like this.
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Master Taro...
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I remember the first visitor I ever had.
**[05:31] ---**
She was a little girl wearing red shoes.
**[05:35] ---**
Next time she came,
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she was with a little girl
who looked just like her.
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And the next time she came,
her hair had turned all grey.
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But so many things
had happened in between.
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Honestly, so many things...
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And so, Taro the Indian elephant
shares his life story.
**[05:58] ---**
Tragic episodes, funny episodes...
**[06:01] ---**
Stories from the past and present...
**[06:03] ---**
A firsthand account of
several eras seen from his eyes...
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That was a great story.
**[06:13] ---**
Yeah, that was a great story.
**[06:16] ---**
Who knew Taro the elephant
had such a past?
**[06:19] ---**
We must be more determined
to make each day of our lives count.
**[06:23] ---**
So we failed at recruiting.
***SIGN*** Koala Order: Diprotodontia Family: Koala Length: 60-83 cm Weight: 8-12 kg Diet: Eucalyptus leaves
**[06:32] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[06:34] ---**
Mommy told me I'd die
if I got down from this tree!
***SIGN*** Penguin Order: Penguin Family: Penguin Length: 66-72 cm Diet: small fish, like sardines, shrimp and squid
**[06:41] ---**
We're pretty happy with the
way things are now, you know...
**[06:45] ---**
Or, like, soooo sleepy...
***SIGN*** Chimpanzee Order: Primates Family: Pongidae Length: 65-95 cm Weight: 30-50 kg Diet: omnivorous
**[06:54] ---**
Can't you see I'm busy?
**[07:01] ---**
What d'ya want?
**[07:02] ---**
Give me a break.
**[07:02] ---**
They were not having
any success recruiting.
**[07:03] ---**
No way...
**[07:04] ---**
I know, right?
**[07:06] ---**
I don't wanna!
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What's with them? They're all so selfish!
**[07:12] ---**
That's how animals are...
**[07:15] ---**
Come on, anybody! I don't care
who you are, just join us!
**[07:23] ---**
I think you accidentally hit something.
***SIGN*** Bengal Tiger The strongest carnivore
**[07:27] ---**
Y-You hit a...
**[07:29] ---**
...Bengal Tiger.
**[07:31] ---**
It's the strongest carnivore on Earth.
**[07:34] ---**
Now, that's an unfortunate one to have hit...
**[07:39] ---**
Hey.
**[07:41] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[07:45] ---**
Did you just say
you want me to join your group?
**[07:50] ---**
Yes, but if you're
not interested, it's fine...
**[07:53] ---**
I wouldn't mind at all.
**[07:55] ---**
Huh?
**[07:56] ---**
If you...
**[08:06] ---**
...manage to defeat me!
***SIGN*** Tiger vs. Keroro
**[08:14] ---**
Let me handle this. I will take on...
**[08:17] ---**
I shall take him on.
**[08:19] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[08:21] ---**
The most powerful animal in Pekopon...
**[08:23] ---**
I have always wanted to go up against it.
**[09:00] ---**
Come on!
**[09:03] ---**
C'mon!
**[09:12] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:15] ---**
Back of his sword...
**[09:18] ---**
Dororo! That was great!
**[09:21] ---**
He's earned my respect.
**[09:23] ---**
I lose.
**[09:25] ---**
I'll join your team, as I promised.
**[09:27] ---**
All right!
**[09:29] ---**
What do you know?
We have our first recruit.
**[09:31] ---**
That means you're going back with us!
***SIGN*** What?
**[09:33] ---**
What? We're leaving?
**[09:35] ---**
Our mission here is to conquer Pekopon.
**[09:38] ---**
You have to come with us
and help us complete our mission.
**[09:52] ---**
Wow! Look at that tiger!
**[09:54] ---**
They say it's the most
powerful animal on Earth.
**[10:01] ---**
Master Bengal Tiger?
**[10:02] ---**
I'm sorry. I can't go with you, after all.
**[10:05] ---**
What?
**[10:06] ---**
Just like you guys have a mission,
**[10:09] ---**
I have my own.
**[10:12] ---**
There are many children who
look forward to seeing me here.
**[10:15] ---**
I can't disappoint them.
**[10:21] ---**
Master Bengal Tiger...
**[10:28] ---**
We ended up getting nobody to join us.
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[10:31] ---**
They have their own missions in life.
**[10:35] ---**
Those animals are just
too busy to be bothered.
**[10:39] ---**
Shucks...
**[10:47] ---**
There are some wild animals
over there that have potential!
***SIGN*** Wild
***SIGN*** Have potential!
**[10:52] ---**
We welcome the inexperienced.
**[10:53] ---**
You kids! Join our team!
**[10:59] ---**
What's this?
**[11:00] ---**
What the heck happened to us?
**[11:03] ---**
Hey, guys, you have great bodies.
**[11:06] ---**
Want to join the Keroro Platoon?
**[11:08] ---**
Huh?
**[11:09] ---**
H-Here's the deal...
**[11:11] ---**
Right now, I'm burdened
with these useless incompetents
**[11:14] ---**
who do nothing but complain.
***SIGN*** Useless
**[11:16] ---**
I'm planning to fire all of them.
***SIGN*** Fired
**[11:19] ---**
I have a feeling I'll have a
much better team if you guys join...
**[11:22] ---**
C'mon. Follow me,
and you won't go wrong, sir!
**[11:25] ---**
Nobody gives us orders!
**[11:27] ---**
I don't like your attitude, fool.
**[11:29] ---**
Kero?
**[11:33] ---**
Come on, help me! Someone please help!
**[11:35] ---**
I am afraid we cannot...
**[11:37] ---**
Didn't you just say you're firing us?
**[11:40] ---**
I see no reason why we should help.
**[11:43] ---**
It would not seem right, you know?
**[11:45] ---**
Kero?
**[11:52] ---**
Kero!
**[11:53] ---**
Don't follow me!
**[11:56] ---**
Won't somebody please help me?!
**[11:58] ---**
It's very important to learn
to do things on your own, right?
**[12:00] ---**
Don't always depend on others, okay?
**[12:05] ---**
Oh, and one more thing.
Stay away from crows.
**[12:07] ---**
Seriously, they're quite hostile.
**[12:23] ---**
Let's see...
**[12:25] ---**
Do you viewers out there remember her?
**[12:28] ---**
Right. She's the cat rescued
before by Corporal Giroro.
**[12:58] ---**
Hand grenade!
**[13:05] ---**
Hm?
**[13:13] ---**
Just a seed from a plant...
Darn, that scared me.
**[13:18] ---**
Don't tell anyone, okay?
**[13:30] ---**
Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!
***SIGN*** Operation: Assemble Animal Platoon Members
**[13:37] ---**
The bottom line is, it was a mistake
to depend on animals.
**[13:41] ---**
Whose idea was it to transform
animals into soldiers, anyway?!
**[13:46] ---**
It was yours, Mr. Sergeant.
***SIGN*** Gulp
***SIGN*** That gun
**[13:50] ---**
It's all because of that gun.
**[13:54] ---**
Where's that "We are all
living creatures" Gun?
**[13:56] ---**
Beats me.
**[13:59] ---**
You were the one who had it.
***SIGN*** Tsk...
**[14:07] ---**
I've lost my desire to do anything today.
***SIGN*** Sulking in Bed Mode
**[14:10] ---**
The meeting's over.
**[14:13] ---**
Well, that's that, then...
**[14:15] ---**
Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
**[14:16] ---**
The latest installment of
*Captain Geroro* is on sale today.
**[14:19] ---**
Oh, that's right! I'm focusing
all my efforts into buying one!
**[14:25] ---**
Giroro-kun.
**[14:27] ---**
Are we being dispatched?
**[14:28] ---**
The meeting's over.
**[14:30] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[14:47] ---**
This should be strong enough...
**[14:52] ---**
I wouldn't want the others
to see me like this.
**[15:00] ---**
It's just you...
**[15:04] ---**
Look. It's finished.
**[15:07] ---**
Hey, hey. This is not a toy.
**[15:09] ---**
It's a good-luck charm.
**[15:12] ---**
It'll fool the enemy
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into thinking that you're armed
with a hand grenade.
**[15:17] ---**
And when she wears it...
**[15:20] ---**
Wow! What a lovely-looking charm!
**[15:24] ---**
This will protect me from enemies, for sure!
**[15:27] ---**
Thank you, Giroro. I'll always cherish this.
**[15:38] ---**
I'm home.
**[15:40] ---**
Hi, Giroro.
**[15:42] ---**
Give... Give it to her, give it to her,
**[15:45] ---**
give it to her, give it to her, give it to her...
**[15:48] ---**
N-Natsu...
**[15:49] ---**
Wow, what a cute cat!
***SIGN*** Super High Alert
**[15:54] ---**
Super High Alert!
**[15:57] ---**
What's the matter?
**[15:59] ---**
Hey, Sis. It's your turn to cook lunch today.
**[16:02] ---**
I know that.
**[16:06] ---**
N-Na...
**[16:08] ---**
Natsumi!
**[16:26] ---**
So, the plan of turning animals
into soldiers failed, did it?
**[16:31] ---**
It was a complete failure.
**[16:34] ---**
Animals must all
have their own circumstances.
**[16:40] ---**
I'm sure they also want to be heard
every now and then.
**[17:08] ---**
Mom won't be here for lunch, right?
**[17:10] ---**
She said to prepare some
for her, just in case.
**[17:15] ---**
What's that cat doing here?
**[17:19] ---**
Oh. It's that cat from before!
**[17:21] ---**
She loves to eat seaweed.
**[17:23] ---**
One time, I fed her some school
lunch leftovers, and she loved it.
**[17:29] ---**
Here.
**[17:34] ---**
How cute! Let me try!
**[17:37] ---**
Here.
***SIGN*** Super High Alert 2
**[17:43] ---**
Super High Alert 2!
**[17:46] ---**
How come?
**[17:55] ---**
H-Hey. Stop right there.
**[18:02] ---**
Huh? Where'd she go?
**[18:05] ---**
Did you see a cat just now?
**[18:07] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[18:09] ---**
Hey. You're hiding
something behind you, aren't you?
**[18:11] ---**
N-No, I'm not...
**[18:12] ---**
Let me see it.
**[18:14] ---**
It's nothing.
**[18:15] ---**
I don't believe you!
**[18:16] ---**
Stop that!
**[18:17] ---**
I told you you're not to have any explosives!
**[18:26] ---**
A pinecone?
**[18:28] ---**
Th-That's...
**[18:31] ---**
...a good-luck charm I made for you...
**[18:33] ---**
Oh, how lovely! Thank you, Giroro!
**[18:36] ---**
Thank you, Giroro... Thank you, Giroro...
**[18:40] ---**
Giroro.
**[18:41] ---**
I-It's a...
**[18:43] ---**
Why did you act so suspicious?
**[18:47] ---**
Anyway, just to make things clear,
this is not edible, you know?
**[18:50] ---**
Now, where did that cat go?
**[19:20] ---**
Just leave me alone.
**[19:35] ---**
Wow! This is a wonderful gun!
**[19:38] ---**
I'm so grateful, cat. Cat... Cat...
**[19:44] ---**
There it is!
**[19:52] ---**
It got away again...
**[19:53] ---**
Hey, Sis. You're gonna burn the food.
**[19:55] ---**
I know!
**[20:05] ---**
I think I broke this gun...
**[20:13] ---**
I-Is this... really me?
**[20:23] ---**
That's bad manners, Sis.
**[20:28] ---**
You clueless girl!
**[20:31] ---**
Sis?
**[20:38] ---**
Thank you for all the seaweed.
**[20:53] ---**
Hard to stomach well-prepared:
Pinecones and the female heart.
**[21:05] ---**
I'm sure that little kitty...
**[21:07] ---**
...had a lot of other things
she wanted to say.
**[21:10] ---**
It would be senseless
to pry into it any further.
**[21:28] ---**
Lovely to stomach well-prepared:
Matsutake mushrooms and fugu blowfish.
**[21:31] ---**
I'd love to have some now.
**[21:32] ---**
Gero?
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Mom. It's starting to get
cold outside. Hope no one's sick.
**[23:11] ---**
When you come home, don't
forget to wash your hands and gargle.
**[23:14] ---**
After you take a bath, go to bed early
so you won't get chilled.
**[23:17] ---**
Don't stay up late, either.
Stay healthy and watch cartoons.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
In the next episode, we try
our hands at making animation.
**[23:24] ---**
"The Keroro Platoon
Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
Those fools... One whole episode!
How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E33 - The Keroro Platoon Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDKZ8/the-keroro-platoon-invades-pekopon-with-anime-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
Today, the entire Keroro Platoon
is on edge like never before.
**[01:37] ---**
Everyone, the day, the moment,
has finally come.
**[01:42] ---**
All this time...
We've waited all this time!
***SIGN*** Neon Genesis Nihankelicon
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
**[01:47] ---**
It's been three months since the announcement
of the *Captain Geroro* anime adaptation.
**[01:50] ---**
But the long wait finally ends
in a few seconds, sir!
***SIGN*** Record Stop
**[02:00] ---**
It is beginning!
**[02:03] ---**
It's captured the original's feel!
**[02:05] ---**
Hmph. That's ridiculous.
***SIGN*** Planned and Produced by SUNIRASE
**[02:14] ---**
Ah, that is Captain Geroro.
**[02:17] ---**
I hope the voice matches his character.
**[02:21] ---**
I hope Combat Officer Kiroro is in it.
**[02:24] [SONG] ---**
Space Captain Geroro!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[02:38] ---**
The Keroro Platoon
Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
**[02:45] ---**
What the...?!
***SIGN*** Space Gun Gamato Kululyser
***SIGN*** From journey to journey
***SIGN*** Farewell!
**[02:50] ---**
What in the world are these?
**[02:52] ---**
Why are there piles of
*Captain Geroro* goods everywhere?
**[02:55] ---**
I can't help but to buy these,
as a fan.
**[02:58] ---**
Aren't you supposed to be
a Gundam model fanatic?
**[03:00] ---**
I like both *Captain Geroro* and
Gundam models. What can I do?
**[03:04] ---**
I wanted to make Mr. Sergeant happy,
so I bought two of each.
**[03:08] ---**
I was being thoughtful for a change.
**[03:12] ---**
It has always been my job
to buy this kind of stuff.
**[03:18] ---**
You guys...
**[03:20] ---**
But that Combat Officer Kiroro
exclusive fighter...
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro Mecha Collection Space Kiro
**[03:26] ---**
I actually want it!
***SIGN*** I want it...
**[03:31] ---**
Sum total of all the *Captain Geroro*
goods that we've purchased so far
**[03:36] ---**
is over two months' worth
of our budget for the invasion.
**[03:40] ---**
Or, like, red-ink debits?
***SIGN*** Red Ink
**[03:44] ---**
Keroro Platoon: completely
overwhelmed by *Captain Geroro.*
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
***SIGN*** Complete Defeat
**[03:47] ---**
Are you serious...?
**[03:49] ---**
Stay calm.
**[03:54] ---**
We may have lost one battle.
**[03:56] ---**
But a true soldier
**[03:58] ---**
is supposed to find hope
for victory out of a defeat.
**[04:03] ---**
That dialogue is...
**[04:05] ---**
That is Captain Giroro's
dialogue from episode 1!
**[04:09] ---**
Are you saying that you have
found a path to victory out of this defeat?
**[04:14] ---**
That's correct.
**[04:16] ---**
Meaning... an eye for an eye,
an anime for an anime!
**[04:20] ---**
Invade Pekopon with anime, sir!
***SIGN*** Invade Pekopon with Anime
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[04:24] ---**
Pekoponians love anime.
**[04:26] ---**
That's why we're gonna create an anime
**[04:29] ---**
in which I am the lead character.
**[04:31] ---**
Sergeant Keroro will be
a favorite of children in no time.
**[04:35] ---**
Character goods will be a big hit.
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Disaster Prevention Month Inner-Tokyo Fire Department
**[04:38] ---**
I'll become a national hero
***SIGN*** Animation Town
**[04:41] ---**
and capture Pekoponians' hearts.
**[04:45] ---**
And the money will pour in.
**[04:49] ---**
That's how we'll conquer Pekopon, sir!
**[04:52] ---**
What an incredible plan, Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:54] ---**
I know.
**[04:55] ---**
But...
**[04:56] ---**
You, as the main character of a show?
**[05:00] ---**
Most lead characters of
long-running anime series are
**[05:03] ---**
round-faced, like me!
***SIGN*** Round-Faced
**[05:05] ---**
On top of that, they're
clumsy and useless, aren't they?
**[05:08] ---**
You will make a perfect
lead character, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:12] ---**
Sure enough.
**[05:13] ---**
I have no objection to the plan,
**[05:15] ---**
as long as it will not
pollute the environment.
**[05:18] ---**
I have a question.
**[05:20] ---**
What is it, Lady Mois?
**[05:23] ---**
How do you make an anime?
**[05:25] ---**
Or, like, program planning?
***SIGN*** Nobody Knows
**[05:29] ---**
Nobody seems to know how.
**[05:31] ---**
How to make an anime?
**[05:33] ---**
Why are you asking me that?
**[05:36] ---**
Wait a minute...
are you scheming something again?
***SIGN*** Suspicious look
**[05:40] ---**
No, that's not true, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Slap
**[05:44] ---**
Look at me in the eyes, ma'am.
**[05:46] ---**
You look even more suspicious.
**[05:48] ---**
But hmm, anime...
***SIGN*** Seaweed
**[05:50] ---**
I've never really thought about it,
**[05:52] ---**
but I assume manga artists
hand-draw them, don't they?
**[05:55] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[05:56] ---**
That's not even close, Sis!
**[05:59] ---**
A manga artist uses many assistants
just to finish one installment.
**[06:06] ---**
So there'd be no time for him
to make an anime.
**[06:08] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[06:10] ---**
Then do you know how it's done,
Master Fuyuki?
**[06:13] ---**
I don't know for sure...
**[06:17] ---**
Mom might know!
**[06:18] ---**
Lots of stuff from her publishing company
**[06:20] ---**
has been made into anime series.
**[06:22] ---**
This is Kadoyama Shoten,
where their mom, Aki, works.
***SIGN*** Kadoyama Shoten Publishing Co.
***SIGN*** Kadoyama Shoten Editorial Office
**[06:27] ---**
Ms. Hinata. Y-You have visitors...
**[06:29] ---**
Yes?
**[06:30] ---**
Sorry to interrupt, Lady Mom.
**[06:33] ---**
Me, too!
**[06:35] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[06:39] ---**
I'm not exactly familiar with anime,
**[06:42] ---**
but these are the materials
sent to us by animation producers.
**[06:46] ---**
That's a lot!
**[06:47] ---**
What do they use them for?
**[06:50] ---**
Well...
**[06:51] ---**
Oh, I know. Just wait a second.
***SIGN*** How to Create Anime
**[06:54] ---**
Here you go.
**[06:56] ---**
We published this book years ago
on how to make anime.
**[07:00] ---**
Here are copies for all five of you.
**[07:02] ---**
Thank you very much, Lady Mom!
**[07:04] ---**
See ya, Kero-chan.
**[07:05] ---**
I'll just deduct the cost of those books
from your allowance, okay?
**[07:10] ---**
Always budget-conscious, sir...
**[07:12] ---**
She doesn't miss a thing.
**[07:14] ---**
We shall start the operation.
**[07:17] ---**
We're going to create an anime
**[07:19] ---**
that will steal the hearts
of all Pekoponians.
**[07:22] ---**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Underground Secret Base・Scripting Room
***SIGN*** Art
**[07:25] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is in charge of scripting.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[07:27] ---**
A script is where the dialogue
and storylines are written.
**[07:31] ---**
In order to make a 30-minute
animated episode,
***SIGN*** How to Create Anime
**[07:36] ---**
you need approximately 60 pages
of 200-letter composition paper.
**[07:41] ---**
Gero.
**[07:42] ---**
That's easy, sir!
**[07:44] ---**
First of all, I'll start
with my favorite line...
**[07:47] ---**
"A Gundam model can't be built in one day."
**[07:50] ---**
Next!
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later
**[07:52] ---**
And three hours later...
**[07:55] ---**
I can't come up with another good line.
**[07:57] ---**
You can't call it a script
if you only worry about dialogue,
**[07:59] ---**
and don't have a good storyline.
**[08:04] ---**
There's no way I can write 60 pages!
***SIGN*** Giving Up
**[08:08] ---**
Private 2nd class Tamama
is in charge of the storyboards.
***SIGN*** Same Location・Storyboard Room
***SIGN*** Tenacity
**[08:11] ---**
Based on the script,
**[08:13] ---**
you draw simple character
movements in a storyboard.
**[08:18] ---**
I got it.
**[08:21] ---**
Are you done with the script, Mr. Sergeant?
**[08:23] ---**
Well... sort of...
**[08:25] ---**
Good job... Huh?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
Script: Sgt Keroro
Keroro: A Gundam model
can't be built in one day.
Keroro: You're going to a lot of
trouble, aren't you?
Keroro: I-It's Giroro... That Red guy...
Keroro: You've got good eyes.
Keroro: Even my dad never hit me.
**[08:27] ---**
Only one page?
**[08:28] ---**
Aren't you supposed to come up with 60 pages?
**[08:32] ---**
Tamama-kun.
I'll leave the rest to you.
***SIGN*** Tenacity
**[08:37] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is acting strange.
**[08:40] ---**
Anyway, all I have to do is to draw
what's on the script, right?
**[08:43] ---**
That should be easy.
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later
**[08:45] ---**
And three hours later...
***SIGN*** Tenacity
**[08:47] ---**
How in the world do I draw movements?
**[08:51] ---**
Try drawing my movements, if you can!
**[08:56] ---**
Losing your temper doesn't
get you anywhere...
***SIGN*** Natsumi
***SIGN*** Same Location・Animation Room
**[09:00] ---**
Corporal Giroro is in charge of animation.
**[09:06] ---**
Done already?
***SIGN*** Start without me
**[09:10] ---**
"Start without me"...?
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[09:15] ---**
Whatever. My job is to draw pictures.
***SIGN*** Three Hours Later
**[09:21] ---**
And three hours later...
**[09:23] ---**
Okay, I did it!
**[09:26] ---**
Wow... I did a good job, if I say so myself.
**[09:33] ---**
In order to make a 30-minute anime episode,
**[09:35] ---**
you will need 3,000 sheets of drawings.
***SIGN*** 3,000 sheets
**[09:39] ---**
Three... thou... sand?
***SIGN*** How to Create Anime
**[09:42] ---**
It took me all this time to draw just one.
**[09:47] ---**
I have to do this 3,000 times?
**[09:53] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo is
in charge of painting.
**[09:55] ---**
Giroro-kun! Are you done yet?
**[09:58] ---**
I am supposed to color your drawings.
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[10:04] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[10:06] ---**
It's impossible...
**[10:07] ---**
I'm not cut out for animation production...
**[10:12] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu is
in charge of background art.
**[10:15] ---**
Wow!
***SIGN*** Same Location・Background Art Room
**[10:17] ---**
You guys are pathetic.
**[10:19] ---**
Beautiful work.
**[10:19] ---**
This is incredible, Sergeant Major.
How did you come up with these?
**[10:24] ---**
I used my PC to capture images
from other anime series,
**[10:26] ---**
and simply erased the characters.
***SIGN*** That's cheating...
**[10:30] ---**
That's cheating.
**[10:34] ---**
I think an anime is something
to watch, not to create.
**[10:38] ---**
Yeah...
**[10:39] ---**
I can't accept that, sir!
**[10:42] ---**
All our combined forces
could not produce a single episode,
**[10:46] ---**
but dozens of episodes
are aired on TV every week.
**[10:50] ---**
What are you saying?
**[10:52] ---**
Maybe there's an easy way to make anime.
**[10:58] ---**
I think we should look into this further.
**[11:03] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
***SIGN*** Underground Secret Base・Audio Room
**[11:06] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[11:08] ---**
Angol Mois is in charge of audio.
**[11:09] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[11:13] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[11:13] ---**
Is it all right to finish
the opening song first?
**[11:16] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[11:18] ---**
Or, like, first things second?
**[11:21] ---**
Good job!
**[11:22] ---**
Good job.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[11:39] ---**
Allow me to remind you.
***SIGN*** Director
**[11:40] ---**
These characters and companies are fictional,
**[11:43] ---**
and not based on actual characters.
***SIGN*** One journey after another
***SIGN*** Farewell!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[11:51] ---**
Aha... There's Captain Geroro!
**[11:54] ---**
That means we're here.
**[11:57] ---**
This is the animation company SUNIRASE.
**[12:00] ---**
They produce *Captain Geroro.*
**[12:03] ---**
With my information network,
**[12:05] ---**
pinpointing a location is no trouble at all.
**[12:10] ---**
We're here to find an easy way
to make an anime.
***SIGN*** Same Location・Entrance Hall
**[12:16] ---**
Set your anti-barriers to inaudible mode.
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier on
**[12:22] ---**
With the help of their anti-barriers,
**[12:25] ---**
no one can see or hear them.
**[12:28] ---**
There must be a secret somewhere.
**[12:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Today's Meetings
Project Meeting
Captain Geroro Script Meeting Photo Shoot Meeting
**[12:36] ---**
"Script meeting"?
***SIGN*** Same Location・Conference Room
**[12:40] ---**
It must be here, sir.
**[12:43] ---**
Oof...
**[12:44] ---**
Don't mean to keep repeating myself,
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier still in operation
**[12:45] ---**
but their anti-barriers
are still in operation.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro Episode 16
**[12:47] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! Look at this!
**[12:50] ---**
*Captain Geroro,* Episode 16?
**[12:52] ---**
Episodes 17 and 18 are over here...
**[12:55] ---**
I guess these are scripts.
**[12:58] ---**
I didn't know you could use a
word processor. Then, I could have...
**[13:03] ---**
No, I don't think that was the issue...
**[13:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, look at this!
**[13:08] ---**
Why are there so many instant dumplings?
**[13:13] ---**
I know.
**[13:14] ---**
These must be special-recipe
instant dumplings
**[13:17] ---**
that can make production
of interesting anime easy, sir.
**[13:21] ---**
These dumplings are so tasty, Director.
**[13:23] ---**
They're special homemade dumplings.
**[13:25] ---**
They'll help you come up with great ideas.
**[13:29] ---**
Gero?
**[13:30] ---**
I knew it. Pekoponians
are careless to give out
**[13:34] ---**
their easy anime-making method.
**[13:36] ---**
They're soft... as soft
as these instant dumplings.
**[13:41] ---**
All kidding aside,
some of those dumplings were
**[13:43] ---**
mistakenly spiced up with
red-hot chili peppers, so be careful.
**[14:03] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Same Location・Directorial Discussion Room
**[14:07] ---**
That was terrible...
**[14:10] ---**
There was something fishy about that place.
**[14:12] ---**
Farewell, farewell...
**[14:15] ---**
G'morning.
**[14:17] ---**
I'll finish it up today.
**[14:21] ---**
He must know the easiest way
to make anime.
**[14:28] ---**
Hey! Who are you?!
**[14:31] ---**
He can see us, sir!
**[14:32] ---**
How could he,
when we have anti-barriers on?
**[14:35] ---**
Three seconds. Hm.
**[14:39] ---**
He didn't see us?
**[14:40] ---**
He was just reading dialogue.
**[14:43] ---**
Looks like he was timing dialogue
with his stopwatch.
***SIGN*** Same Location・Drawing Room
**[14:51] ---**
S-So fast!
**[14:52] ---**
They are drawing at least
three times faster than I can!
**[14:57] ---**
This is professionalism.
**[15:01] ---**
This pose is hard to draw...
**[15:04] ---**
Looks like she's having a
hard time. What will she do?
**[15:08] ---**
This may be where the easy way
to make anime will be revealed!
**[15:12] ---**
Todoroki-kun. Could you pose like this?
**[15:14] ---**
What?
**[15:17] ---**
Like this?
**[15:18] ---**
Exactly.
**[15:19] ---**
I... I see! I just need someone
to model for me!
**[15:23] ---**
You don't need to be that surprised...
**[15:25] ---**
If you want a model, just tell us.
**[15:28] ---**
How is this?
**[15:31] ---**
Why do I have to suffer like this?
**[15:33] ---**
I'll give it a try before I forget.
**[15:36] ---**
There's no pose as complex
as a wrestling hold, they say...
**[15:41] ---**
Keroro-kun! Hang in there.
***SIGN*** One Hour Later
**[15:44] ---**
One hour later...
**[15:48] ---**
C'mon!
**[15:49] ---**
N-Not done yet?
**[15:51] ---**
It's hard, even with models...
***SIGN*** Two Hours Later
**[15:54] ---**
Two hours later...
**[15:59] ---**
How much longer?
**[16:00] ---**
Just a little longer...
***SIGN*** Five Hours Later
**[16:03] ---**
Five hours later...
**[16:06] ---**
Sorry!
**[16:08] ---**
I'm just not cut out for this.
**[16:10] ---**
What?
**[16:11] ---**
You could've given up hours ago...
**[16:14] ---**
Maybe I should've practiced
first with a simpler pose.
**[16:17] ---**
Then why don't you try an energy wave?
**[16:20] ---**
It's flashy and suited to anime.
**[16:23] ---**
Good idea!
**[16:24] ---**
Here we go, Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:28] ---**
Vacuum...
**[16:30] ---**
...Tamama Fist!
**[16:39] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[16:42] ---**
How is it going?
**[16:43] ---**
I think I'm getting the hang of it.
**[16:46] ---**
Todoroki-kun!
How about another pose?
**[16:49] ---**
Oh, he's gone...
**[16:51] ---**
I guess I'll just have to make do with this.
**[16:54] ---**
What?! I could've just used a doll!
**[16:56] ---**
It does seem so.
**[16:58] ---**
What was the purpose... of all I did...
***SIGN*** Effort in Vain
***SIGN*** Same Location・Production Room
**[17:14] ---**
We can't seem to find an easy
anime-making method, can we?
**[17:18] ---**
I have to say the same thing myself.
**[17:20] ---**
Maybe there is simply no such thing?
**[17:24] ---**
That can't be true!
**[17:26] ---**
There should be a way
**[17:28] ---**
of making anime easily
to suck Pekoponians dry.
**[17:33] ---**
There's no such thing as
an easy way to make anime!
***SIGN*** Gasp!
**[17:38] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[17:39] ---**
Sorry.
**[17:41] ---**
Instead of entertaining silly ideas,
get busy. Is that clear?
**[17:45] ---**
Yes, sir.
***SIGN*** Jolt
**[17:48] ---**
Apparently, there's no such thing
as an easy way to make anime.
**[17:53] ---**
That seems to be the case.
**[17:55] ---**
Rely on your own devices
to realize your dreams...
**[17:58] ---**
There is no point in a future
handed you by someone else.
**[18:01] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! Those are...
**[18:03] ---**
Captain Geroro's lines from a preview!
**[18:06] ---**
I was mistaken, sir!
**[18:08] ---**
It's meaningless unless we
accomplish our mission ourselves!
**[18:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:17] ---**
Keroro...
**[18:18] ---**
We have no time to waste here, sir!
**[18:21] ---**
Let's get back to the base right away
and resume our mission!
***SIGN*** Motivated!!
**[18:25] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Art
***SIGN*** Tenacity
**[18:42] ---**
My name is Sergeant Keroro.
**[18:45] ---**
How do you d-do...
**[18:47] ---**
Uncle, you bungled your line.
**[18:49] ---**
Or, like, nervous speaker?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro Premiere Screening
**[18:53] ---**
Finally, they finished their anime.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[19:04] ---**
I-It's starting.
**[19:06] ---**
My name is Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[19:09] ---**
Those are my drawings!
**[19:15] ---**
I'm dancing!
**[19:19] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Guwaaa...
**[19:25] ---**
I look so cool!
**[19:32] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[19:35] ---**
This is amazing.
***SIGN*** Huh
**[19:46] ---**
I think you did a better job with
the Corporal Giroro scenes...
**[19:50] ---**
W-What are you saying? That's not true.
**[19:53] ---**
Well, your anime version looks better.
***SIGN*** Shocked
**[20:03] ---**
At least the backgrounds are top-notch.
**[20:06] ---**
It's our very own anime.
**[20:11] ---**
Or, like, touching epic?
**[20:15] ---**
A Gundam model can't be built in a day!
***SIGN*** The End
**[20:26] ---**
That was a beautiful anime,
Uncle. I'm so touched.
**[20:30] ---**
Great. Let's broadcast this
all over Pekopon...
**[20:33] ---**
Not yet, sir.
**[20:35] ---**
The script, story and animation
are still substandard.
**[20:38] ---**
Airing it as-is will bring
shame to the Keroro Platoon.
**[20:42] ---**
Keroro... Are you...
**[20:45] ---**
I'm sure we can do a much
better job than this. Am I right?
**[20:50] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:56] ---**
To make good anime,
you need to do some research.
**[21:01] ---**
I'm gonna watch all the
classic masterpieces very carefully.
**[21:04] ---**
I've been wondering why
I've hardly seen you lately.
**[21:07] ---**
You've been watching anime all day!
**[21:09] ---**
Y-You might think I'm being lazy,
**[21:12] ---**
but this is actually a part of
our Pekopon invasion strategy...
**[21:16] ---**
Invasion? That makes it
even harder for me to accept.
***SIGN*** Oh?
**[21:21] ---**
Turn off the TV.
Do the cleaning and laundry.
**[21:23] ---**
Roger, ma'am!
**[21:24] ---**
Then wash the dishes, iron the clothes,
and make the beds.
**[21:28] ---**
Sure!
**[21:29] ---**
Anime-making is quite addictive...
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:06] ---**
This is Fuyuki.
**[23:07] ---**
They say autumn is a time for
contemplating art and enjoying food.
**[23:10] ---**
But for me, autumn is all about
enjoying the occult.
**[23:12] ---**
In summer, there are so
many people at popular locations,
**[23:14] ---**
and running into a TV shoot
can be disappointing.
**[23:18] ---**
I recommend an "autumn of the occult."
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
The next episode will be
all about the joys of autumn.
**[23:23] ---**
"Momoka vs. Koyuki:
Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E34 - Momoka vs. Koyuki: Battle for Hot Springs, Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKV10/momoka-vs-koyuki-battle-for-hot-springs-sir--keroro--fuyuki-lets-take-it-easy-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
Momoka-sama...
**[01:39] ---**
He loves me, he loves me not,
he loves me, he loves me not...
**[01:44] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... actually loves me!
**[01:50] ---**
Now, then... Today's horoscope...
**[02:00] ---**
In the Fortune Telling Room
at the Nishizawa Mansion,
**[02:02] ---**
elite fortune-tellers
from all over the world
**[02:05] ---**
are about to start
"Today's Momoka's Fortune"
**[02:09] ---**
with a combination of crystal ball reading,
tarot cards, Feng Shui,
**[02:12] ---**
animal reading, turtle shell reading,
and wooden sandal reading.
**[02:20] ---**
Bonjour!
**[02:21] ---**
Your special someone might
invite you to a hot spring spa.
**[02:24] ---**
If you miss this chance,
he's not the one for you,
**[02:26] ---**
and you must give up.
**[02:28] ---**
Hot spring?
**[02:34] ---**
Momoka vs. Koyuki:
Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!
***SIGN*** Train Depot Street Merchant Association Lucky Draw
**[02:41] ---**
Hot springs! Hot springs!
***SIGN*** Lucky Draw Ticket The Grand Prize is a Trip to Hot Springs Three people plus one person
**[02:43] ---**
It's your lucky draw.
**[02:45] ---**
The grand prize is a trip to the
hot springs for your whole family.
**[02:48] ---**
Shopping Arcade Grand Opening!
**[02:50] ---**
No purchase necessary.
Don't miss this chance.
**[02:53] ---**
Lucky Draw...
**[02:55] ---**
Here, try one.
**[02:57] ---**
He said the grand prize
is a trip to the hot springs.
**[02:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, why don't you try?
**[03:01] ---**
But I've never won anything in these games.
**[03:03] ---**
Never mind that! You should try it.
***SIGN*** Lucky Draw
**[03:09] ---**
Red ball! It's the grand prize!
**[03:13] ---**
Really?
**[03:14] ---**
You won the grand prize! Wow!
**[03:17] ---**
Here are three tickets,
plus one extra, to a deluxe hot springs.
**[03:21] ---**
Congratulations, Fuyuki-kun.
**[03:23] ---**
It's for an extra person,
in addition to three.
**[03:26] ---**
It's all because of you, Nishizawa-san.
**[03:28] ---**
I can take three people, plus one extra...
**[03:31] ---**
Fuyuki?
***SIGN*** The Grand Prize
**[03:32] ---**
Oh, look, Sis!
**[03:34] ---**
I won a trip to the hot springs!
**[03:36] ---**
You totally suck at any type
of lottery. This is amazing.
**[03:39] ---**
And it's three tickets, plus one extra.
**[03:42] ---**
Three tickets, plus one extra?
**[03:44] ---**
That would be me, you, and Mom, right?
**[03:47] ---**
Who should we take with us?
***SIGN*** Me, Me, Me, Me, Me...
**[03:48] ---**
Me, me, me, me...
**[03:50] ---**
I know!
**[03:52] ---**
Koyuki-chan. Would you care to join us?
**[03:55] ---**
You're inviting me?!
**[03:57] ---**
It would be a waste not
to use the extra ticket.
**[03:59] ---**
That okay, Fuyuki?
**[04:00] ---**
Sure.
**[04:02] ---**
I'd be delighted. It's been a long time.
**[04:05] ---**
We'll have fun, Koyuki-chan.
**[04:08] ---**
Why...
**[04:11] ---**
Why wasn't I invited?!
**[04:15] ---**
Our operation was unsuccessful.
**[04:18] ---**
Never! I'm never giving up!
**[04:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** The Grand Prize
**[04:25] ---**
Huh?
**[04:26] ---**
I thought I heard his voice just now.
**[04:30] ---**
What could this be?
***SIGN*** Hot Springs Admission
**[04:32] ---**
Tickets to the hot springs.
Three, plus an additional one.
**[04:36] ---**
One. Two. Three. Kero!
**[04:39] ---**
Yahoo! Yahoo! Hot springs!
A family trip! Yahoo!
**[04:44] ---**
Oh, Lady Natsumi.
**[04:45] ---**
To be going on a trip as a
member of the Hinata family
**[04:49] ---**
is like a dream come true, ma'am.
**[04:51] ---**
Oh, that.
**[04:53] ---**
Actually, I've already invited
Koyuki-chan to come with us.
**[04:56] ---**
What did you say...?
**[04:58] ---**
You picked Lady Koyuki over me,
when I'm like a family member?!
***SIGN*** Bwoosh...
**[05:01] ---**
That can't be! That's so cruel!
**[05:04] ---**
I want to relax at the hot springs, too!
**[05:07] ---**
Day after day of hard labor...
**[05:08] ---**
My body cries out in desperation.
**[05:11] ---**
Oh, it hurts! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
**[05:13] ---**
Knock it off.
**[05:15] ---**
Here, take this.
**[05:16] ---**
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts...
Oops, wrong arm.
**[05:21] ---**
If you can solve that puzzle by yourself,
**[05:22] ---**
I'll take you along with us.
**[05:24] ---**
Y-You mean it?!
**[05:26] ---**
Only if you can do it.
**[05:28] ---**
Roger!
**[05:29] ---**
I'll go with you if I solve this, okay?
**[05:30] ---**
You can't take that back.
**[05:32] ---**
Excuse me... are you sure
you can promise him that?
**[05:35] ---**
There's no way he can
solve that puzzle.
**[05:38] ---**
This way, he'll stop complaining, right?
**[05:40] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[05:42] ---**
Natsumi has matured in dealing with aliens.
**[05:48] ---**
If I move this eye ball that way,
and this gum over this way...
***SIGN*** Goal: Hot Springs
**[05:53] ---**
Ooh... This is hard.
**[05:54] ---**
But the hot springs await
if I solve this, sir...
**[05:59] ---**
Hello?
**[06:01] ---**
Hello, Fuyuki-kun? This is Koyuki.
**[06:03] ---**
Azumaya-san?
**[06:05] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Voice Changer in Use
**[06:05] ---**
You see, something came up.
**[06:07] ---**
I won't be able to join you on the trip.
**[06:09] ---**
Voice Changer in operation.
**[06:12] ---**
Oh, really?
**[06:13] ---**
Yeah. So, why don't you
invite Momoka-chan instead?
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Peach Group
**[06:19] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[06:20] ---**
Have to go! Goodbye!
**[06:24] ---**
What's up with Koyuki-chan?
**[06:26] ---**
She said she couldn't
make the trip, after all.
**[06:29] ---**
But why did she call your cell phone?
**[06:31] ---**
I dunno...
**[06:36] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[06:39] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[06:43] ---**
I was just passing by, and thought
**[06:47] ---**
you might want to talk to me...
**[06:50] ---**
You know, like women's intuition?
**[06:53] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[06:54] ---**
Hello!
**[06:56] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[06:57] ---**
Natsumi-san! Which bag should
I take to the hot springs,
**[07:01] ---**
a big one or little one?
**[07:03] ---**
But didn't you just call
to say you're not going?
**[07:07] ---**
You even suggested we
invite Nishizawa-san instead.
**[07:10] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[07:12] ---**
Well, I'm afraid that's that...
Run along now...
***SIGN*** Go home
Go home
Go home
**[07:17] ---**
W-What's going on? I was looking
forward to a trip with Natsumi-chan.
***SIGN*** No way
No way
No way
**[07:23] ---**
Get lost!
**[07:24] ---**
You've been a nuisance to all my plans.
**[07:26] ---**
Who's the real nuisance?
**[07:32] ---**
Both of you want this
hot springs ticket, right?
**[07:35] ---**
Kululu.
**[07:36] ---**
When did you get a hold of that?
***SIGN*** Hot
Springs
Admission
**[07:38] ---**
Wherever there's trouble,
you'll find me there.
**[07:43] ---**
The ticket!
**[07:45] ---**
How about whoever gets the ticket first
**[07:47] ---**
will go to the hot springs?
**[07:49] ---**
That's a good idea. It's fair
and simple. Well, I'll go ahead!
**[07:53] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[07:55] ---**
Paul!
**[07:56] ---**
Everything's ready, milady!
**[08:08] ---**
I won't let you have it!
**[08:14] ---**
It's impossible...
**[08:16] ---**
There's no way to solve this.
***SIGN*** Sneer
***SIGN*** Goal: Hot Springs!
**[08:20] ---**
As a final resort, I'll use
a screwdriver to break it up
**[08:25] ---**
and just put it back together.
**[08:28] ---**
Yes. She'll never know
the difference, sir!
***SIGN*** Missed
**[08:50] ---**
It has been a long time since
I last saw Koyuki-dono so intense.
**[08:53] ---**
Why has it come to this?
**[08:55] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[08:57] ---**
Now you have to keep
your promise, right?
**[08:59] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you seem totally
in the dark about what's going on.
**[09:03] ---**
Koyuki-san and Momoka-san are out there
**[09:05] ---**
fighting for that hot springs ticket.
**[09:07] ---**
Or, like, clashing weapons?
**[09:08] ---**
What?!
**[09:12] ---**
No one's getting that ticket but me!
**[09:18] ---**
Got it!
**[09:19] ---**
Not so fast!
***SIGN*** Slap Slap Slap
**[09:32] ---**
I won the ticket.
**[09:33] ---**
It ain't over...
There's no way I'm gonna lose!
**[09:40] ---**
That's the...
**[09:41] ---**
Oh no...
**[09:42] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[09:44] ---**
It's still undergoing tests.
It still has some glitches.
***SIGN*** Momoka Impact
**[09:47] ---**
Momoka... Impact!
***SIGN*** Ahhh!
***SIGN*** Hot Springs Admission
**[10:06] ---**
The hot springs... ticket...
**[10:11] ---**
Oh, no...
**[10:12] ---**
They're not gonna accept it like this...
**[10:15] ---**
After all... after all my hard work...
**[10:18] ---**
All I wanted was for Fuyuki-kun
to invite me to the hot springs...
**[10:22] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Ooh...
**[10:23] ---**
My horoscope said that
if I missed this chance,
**[10:25] ---**
then my love would be doomed.
**[10:27] ---**
It's all over!
**[10:30] ---**
Momoka-chan?
**[10:38] ---**
Well, well. What are you all doing out here?
**[10:41] ---**
Mom!
***SIGN*** Momonoyu
Hot Springs
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later...
***SIGN*** Women's Bath
**[10:50] ---**
Women's bath.
**[10:52] ---**
We made additional reservations
for those without tickets.
**[10:55] ---**
You're the best, Mom.
You always know what to do.
**[10:58] ---**
A soak in a hot spring with
my dear friend, Natsumi-san!
**[11:00] ---**
It's a dream come true!
**[11:01] ---**
Koyuki-chan! That tickles!
**[11:04] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is just on the
other side of this wall...
***SIGN*** Men's Bath
**[11:09] ---**
Men's bath.
**[11:12] ---**
This is fun.
**[11:14] ---**
I feel rejuvenated, sir.
**[11:16] ---**
Come to think of it, you didn't
have to go through all that effort.
**[11:19] ---**
You could've just snuck in here
using your anti-barrier.
**[11:23] ---**
Silly.
**[11:24] ---**
Total cost of developing
this hot springs resort:
**[11:28] ---**
15 billion yen.
**[11:30] ---**
Well, it all worked out in the end,
didn't it, Momoka-chan?
**[11:34] ---**
Right!
**[11:51] ---**
A fine, sunny day.
**[11:53] ---**
Clouds slowly drifting through
the clear blue sky.
**[11:57] ---**
Times like these lure some people,
and some aliens too,
**[12:01] ---**
on a mysterious journey.
**[12:05] ---**
You go to and from school every day...
**[12:09] ---**
I forgot we have a
Sunday Review Class today!
**[12:11] ---**
Sometimes cleaning and washing
take up all your time...
**[12:18] ---**
Fine weather, sir...
**[12:27] ---**
Th-That's Lady Natsumi's favorite cup!
**[12:30] ---**
I'm in big trouble.
**[12:38] ---**
Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!
**[12:55] ---**
I've never used this promenade before,
**[12:58] ---**
although it's in my neighborhood.
**[13:01] ---**
You are moving, and yet you
feel like you're standing still...
**[13:05] ---**
Where does this lead to?
**[13:11] ---**
I've run away.
I've made matters worse.
**[13:14] ---**
Should I keep going, or should
I go back and apologize honestly?
**[13:21] ---**
Since you are not moving,
you feel you are stationary...
**[13:30] ---**
How serene, sir...
**[13:32] ---**
Day after day... doesn't it start
to make you feel suffocated?
**[13:37] ---**
I should just escape...
**[13:41] ---**
What's wrong?
***SIGN*** Out of Fuel
**[13:51] ---**
It really just goes straight on...
**[14:00] ---**
C'mon, Bookie! I said, let's go.
**[14:06] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[14:09] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki!
**[14:11] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[14:13] ---**
That dog! It kept barking,
and it scared me...
**[14:16] ---**
It was so scary.
**[14:18] ---**
Hey, Sarge.
**[14:21] ---**
You wanna go a little further?
**[14:23] ---**
Who knows? We might find
something interesting.
**[14:27] ---**
Exactly what I wish, sir.
**[14:29] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[14:30] ---**
We'll follow this white line
all the way, sir!
**[14:34] ---**
All right! An adventure!
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[14:43] ---**
Someone is trying to
destroy Pekopon, sir!
**[14:46] ---**
It's dangerous. Don't get too close.
**[14:49] ---**
This is no time to be nonchalant.
**[14:51] ---**
This could be the end of Planet Pekopon, sir.
**[14:54] ---**
They're only tearing down
a condemned building, actually.
**[14:59] ---**
They are not going to
destroy everything?
**[15:04] ---**
Well, I guess it's nothing
**[15:06] ---**
compared to Lady Mois's Armageddon.
**[15:10] ---**
I know this...
**[15:15] ---**
It's mine!
**[15:16] ---**
Sis!
**[15:18] ---**
Huh? Look, what's that?
**[15:22] ---**
Choo choo.
**[15:28] ---**
We used to come to this restaurant
when we were young.
**[15:32] ---**
It went out of business, huh...
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[15:37] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[15:39] ---**
Trouble, sir!
**[15:41] ---**
Is it a Pekopon secret weapon,
or is it a new robot, sir?
**[15:45] ---**
That's just a postbox.
**[15:47] ---**
A postbox?
**[15:48] ---**
You mean the kind you put your letters in?
**[15:51] ---**
You hardly see this kind these days,
**[15:53] ---**
but they all used to look like this.
**[15:57] ---**
But the more I look, the more
it reminds me of a certain red jerk.
**[16:07] ---**
This is a good stress reliever.
**[16:09] ---**
Sarge...
**[16:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
**[16:14] ---**
this is incredible!
***SIGN*** Golden Shachihoko
**[16:16] ---**
This swirling vortex...
**[16:17] ---**
where's it coming from and where's it going?
**[16:20] ---**
Pekopon technology shouldn't
be taken lightly.
**[16:23] ---**
This is just a barber's sign.
**[16:26] ---**
Barber?
**[16:28] ---**
This is where Mom used to bring me.
***SIGN*** Fashion & Sense
**[16:32] ---**
Hey. That poster is still here.
**[16:35] ---**
Let's go in and investigate.
**[16:37] ---**
No, Sarge. You can't just go in.
***SIGN*** Shachihoko
**[16:47] ---**
Enemy plane at 10 o'clock!
**[16:50] ---**
I'm going to shoot it down!
**[16:54] ---**
The enemy is pretty tough.
**[16:57] ---**
I used to have my hair cut here,
along with the old ladies.
**[17:00] ---**
I felt a little embarrassed.
**[17:11] ---**
The barber's daughter was
always here, playing.
**[17:15] ---**
Excuse me...
**[17:19] ---**
Are you here for a haircut?
**[17:21] ---**
I was just...
**[17:25] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[17:27] ---**
That was thrilling, wasn't it?
**[17:29] ---**
She caught me by surprise.
**[17:31] ---**
She might be the girl I used to see there.
**[17:33] ---**
She kinda looked like her...
**[17:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki, you're blushing, sir!
**[17:39] ---**
Was she your first love?
**[17:42] ---**
No!
**[17:44] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[17:45] ---**
The way you deny it makes it
all the more suspicious.
**[17:50] ---**
You're wrong, I say.
**[17:52] ---**
We could use Kululu's
"If we lived twice" Gun
**[17:55] ---**
and make both of you
relive the younger days.
**[17:58] ---**
I said, stop it!
**[18:06] ---**
Sarge?
**[18:07] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Look out!
**[18:14] ---**
Trouble, sir!
**[18:16] ---**
Look, those Pekoponians
have been petrified by someone!
**[18:20] ---**
I'm sure there's a hostile alien nearby!
**[18:27] ---**
Of course not, Sarge.
They are only Buddhist statues.
**[18:31] ---**
Buddhist statues?
**[18:33] ---**
You may know a lot about Gundam models,
**[18:36] ---**
but you hardly know anything
about more common things.
**[18:42] ---**
I take offense at that.
**[18:45] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[18:48] ---**
Master Fuyuki. Stop laughing, sir.
**[18:51] ---**
Hey, look at this.
***SIGN*** Frog Pharmacy
**[18:53] ---**
I remember this frog
being much bigger than this.
**[19:12] ---**
Hey, where's your belly button?
***SIGN*** Frog Pharmacy
**[19:23] ---**
Time that came to a halt starts up again...
**[19:30] ---**
There are moments when it feels that way.
**[19:39] ---**
Here.
**[19:46] ---**
It's when our hearts have stopped
that the world seems to stop.
**[19:55] ---**
If I hadn't decided to come this way today,
**[19:57] ---**
you and I may have never
walked together like this.
**[20:03] ---**
Hey. Let's come back sometime.
**[20:08] ---**
Of course, sir!
**[20:15] ---**
When our hearts move, the world dances.
**[20:45] ---**
Huh? We're back to the usual road.
**[20:53] ---**
Huh? What was that green thing?
**[20:57] ---**
Hey, you two.
What are you doing out here?
**[21:01] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[21:03] ---**
Have mercy, ma'am!
**[21:05] ---**
Sarge!
**[21:06] ---**
Hey, you two!
**[21:08] ---**
Why are you running away?
**[21:10] ---**
Please forgive me for
breaking your mug, ma'am!
**[21:14] ---**
What about my mug?
**[21:16] ---**
Sarge!
**[21:22] ---**
You, too, should take a little stroll.
**[21:26] ---**
Your everyday things
might look slightly different.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Saburo. When do
you feel that winter is near?
**[23:12] ---**
I feel it when the air smells different.
**[23:18] ---**
Somehow, I feel a little bit happier then.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that! On the next episode,
**[23:22] ---**
Happy Birthday, Lady Natsumi.
**[23:25] ---**
"Top Secret! Natsumi's
Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
It's one full episode. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E35 - Top Secret! Natsumi's Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JPN0/top-secret-natsumis-surprise-birthday-party-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
Let's rewind time by two years
***SIGN*** Happy 11th Birthday, Fuyuki!
**[01:33] ---**
to take a peek at
Hinata Fuyuki's 11th birthday.
**[01:43] ---**
Happy birthday.
**[01:45] ---**
Happy birthday, Fuyuki.
**[01:46] ---**
Thanks.
**[01:49] ---**
Here you go. My present to you.
**[01:52] ---**
Thank you! What is it?
***SIGN*** Encyclopedia of World UMA The Number of Sightings Increasing. Do Frog-type Sprites Really Exist!?
**[01:56] ---**
Wow. It's an illustrated book
about alien visitors.
**[01:58] ---**
I've been wanting to get this.
**[02:01] ---**
And what would you like
for your birthday, Natsumi?
**[02:04] ---**
Me? Nah, don't bother.
**[02:07] ---**
I'm already in junior high.
I don't want to be too childish.
**[02:10] ---**
Are you sure?
**[02:12] ---**
Yeah. I want it to be like any other day.
**[02:14] ---**
You don't have to force yourself
to leave work early, either.
**[02:18] ---**
I'm sorry your birthday
**[02:19] ---**
comes at one of the busiest
times of the year.
**[02:22] ---**
Oh, it's okay.
Here, Fuyuki, a present from me.
**[02:25] ---**
Thank you!
**[02:26] ---**
Wow! It's the latest mystery tour map!
**[02:30] ---**
Let's all go together sometime.
**[02:32] ---**
That was one of the good old days
at the Hinata household
**[02:35] ---**
before Sergeant Keroro showed up.
**[02:40] ---**
Top Secret! Natsumi's
Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!
**[02:51] ---**
Sarge, I didn't see you come in.
**[02:53] ---**
Master Fuyuki, something bothering you?
**[02:55] ---**
Yeah, sort of.
**[02:57] ---**
Well, I have this really small problem.
You wanna hear about it?
**[03:01] ---**
Sure.
**[03:01] ---**
I've been concerned about my status.
**[03:05] ---**
Sometimes I wish they'd say...
***SIGN*** Nice Strategy
**[03:06] ---**
"Wow. What a terrific plan!"
***SIGN*** You're the Best, Leader
**[03:09] ---**
"You're the best leader there is."
**[03:12] ---**
I'm wondering how to
come up with a plan
**[03:13] ---**
that will help me regain
my team's confidence.
**[03:17] ---**
So, any great ideas on
how to conquer Pekopon?
**[03:20] ---**
Don't ask me a silly question like that.
**[03:23] ---**
Besides, I've already got a lot
on my mind right now
**[03:26] ---**
with my sister's birthday
coming up.
**[03:29] ---**
Lady Natsumi's birthday, sir?
**[03:31] ---**
Yeah. On December 2.
**[03:34] ---**
She thinks presents and cakes
are childish,
**[03:36] ---**
so I don't think she'd
appreciate that. So I...
***SIGN*** Geroron-geroron-geroron...
**[03:47] ---**
Hey! Sorry I'm so late, everyone!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
**[03:50] ---**
I had some business meetings to
attend all over town this morning.
**[03:53] ---**
All right.
Let's start the meeting, shall we?
**[03:56] ---**
Please raise your hand
before you start speaking.
**[04:00] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[04:02] ---**
I would like to know the
*real* reason why you were late.
**[04:06] ---**
I knew the red lantern would
toss me nasty sarcasm like that.
**[04:11] ---**
Oops... I guess the safety
must've been off by mistake.
**[04:15] ---**
Y-You almost killed me!
**[04:16] ---**
These invasion strategy meetings are
extremely important to us.
**[04:22] ---**
I've just about had it with you
coming in late all the time.
**[04:28] ---**
Giroro-kun, control yourself.
**[04:31] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[04:32] ---**
Why don't you calm down and
listen to what I'm about to say?
**[04:36] ---**
I'm quite confident that my
new plan will blow you away.
**[04:41] ---**
Hmph! I'm looking forward to it.
**[04:45] ---**
Good. Now, I name the operation...
**[04:47] ---**
Surprise! Surprise!
Birthday Party for Lady Natsumi!
**[04:53] ---**
What did you say?!
**[04:54] ---**
Keroro-kun,
please give us some details!
**[04:57] ---**
Sure. In two days, December 2,
**[04:59] ---**
it's Lady Natsumi's birthday.
**[05:02] ---**
We shall avoid Lady Natsumi at any cost,
**[05:04] ---**
while preparing for her party in secret.
***SIGN*** I'm unimportant... Anxiety grows
**[05:09] ---**
She'll be quite depressed,
thinking that nobody cares about her.
**[05:14] ---**
"My birthday is coming soon,
and nobody remembered at all."
**[05:18] ---**
However, it's just a setup for
the greatest surprise of her life.
**[05:22] ---**
The next instant...
**[05:24] ---**
Presents! Ta-da!
**[05:27] ---**
And a delicious cake, ta-dow!
**[05:29] ---**
She'll gain enormous happiness!
**[05:32] ---**
She'll be so touched.
***SIGN*** Booing
***SIGN*** Cheering
**[05:38] ---**
In other words, you're
going to lower her guard
**[05:41] ---**
to make our invasion easier, correct?
**[05:43] ---**
Well, I guess you could say that.
**[05:47] ---**
K-Keroro.
**[05:50] ---**
Y-You moron, you're such a...
**[05:54] ---**
I understand! And will comply!
**[05:57] ---**
That is a thing of beauty
that will endure for generations.
**[06:01] ---**
They will call it "the salute
that was just so perfect."
**[06:05] ---**
Then, it's unanimous.
The proposal is approved.
**[06:11] ---**
All right!
**[06:12] ---**
Commence Operation Birthday Party.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
**[06:14] ---**
The plan must succeed, no matter what.
**[06:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:21] ---**
I'm home. Sorry I'm late.
**[06:23] ---**
I'll start dinner right away.
**[06:27] ---**
Oh, Tamama. I didn't know you'd be here.
**[06:30] ---**
Natchi, is there anything you want?
**[06:33] ---**
Anything I want? Why are
you asking so suddenly?
**[06:36] ---**
Because, the day after tomorrow...
**[06:41] ---**
W-Wha...
**[06:42] ---**
Oh, welcome home, Lady Natsumi.
**[06:46] ---**
It's been cold outside, hasn't it?
**[06:49] ---**
W-What's that?
**[06:53] ---**
I'm finished.
**[06:55] ---**
Just leave your plate there.
**[06:57] ---**
Okay, thanks.
**[07:00] ---**
Can I talk to you?
**[07:02] ---**
Do you have a favorite musician
or something like that?
**[07:06] ---**
I don't remember you ever
striking up a conversation with me.
**[07:09] ---**
So what are you up to this time?
**[07:11] ---**
Nothing at all.
**[07:13] ---**
It's just, in two days...
**[07:18] ---**
Yet again...
**[07:19] ---**
Well, if it isn't Lady Natsumi.
**[07:21] ---**
Thank you for doing the dishes, ma'am.
**[07:24] ---**
What the heck's going on here?
***SIGN*** Self-reflection Room In Use
**[07:27] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
***SIGN*** I'm sorry Forgive me I beg your pardon Forgive me, Mom Sorry I won't do it again.
**[07:30] ---**
Weren't you listening to a word I said?
***SIGN*** I'm sorry Forgive me I beg your pardon Forgive me, Mom Sorry
**[07:32] ---**
How can it be a surprise
if you spill the beans?!
**[07:36] ---**
Jeez, I'm surprised at you!
**[07:38] ---**
Now stay in there and think
about what you two just did.
**[07:42] ---**
What is he so worked up for?
**[07:46] ---**
I am so hungry...!
**[07:49] ---**
Natsumi's birthday is coming up?
**[07:52] ---**
Yeah. It's tomorrow, actually.
**[07:54] ---**
You seem a bit bothered about it.
**[07:57] ---**
It's just that I don't know what to do.
**[07:59] ---**
If there's a problem,
why don't you let me help you?
**[08:03] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[08:05] ---**
All right! This may be a baby step,
**[08:07] ---**
but it'll help me get closer to him
and the whole family, for sure!
**[08:10] ---**
Tell me, what seems to be the problem?
**[08:14] ---**
Well, the thing is, my sister
doesn't like anything "childish."
**[08:17] ---**
Last year, when I asked her
**[08:19] ---**
what she wanted for her birthday, she said...
**[08:22] ---**
How about you get better grades?
That'll make me happy.
**[08:28] ---**
I was thinking of holding
a birthday party, at least.
**[08:32] ---**
But I feel she'd think it was childish.
**[08:35] ---**
That's why...
**[08:37] ---**
Hey... Nishizawa-san?
**[08:39] ---**
That's right.
**[08:41] ---**
Take care of it, Paul.
I want a really big cake.
**[08:43] ---**
I want to see the greatest
birthday cake ever.
**[08:46] ---**
All right. This is it.
**[08:48] ---**
This is my chance to really
join the Hinata household
**[08:51] ---**
and become part of the family.
**[08:54] ---**
Chance!
**[09:00] ---**
I'm home.
**[09:03] ---**
Master Fuyuki. Welcome back.
**[09:06] ---**
You're right on time.
I want to show you something.
**[09:09] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
**[09:17] ---**
What is all this?
**[09:19] ---**
We're gonna party here.
**[09:21] ---**
When you say party, do you
mean a party for Natsumi?
**[09:24] ---**
Of course!
**[09:25] ---**
What do you think?
**[09:27] ---**
The whole Keroro Platoon
collaborated on the decorations.
**[09:35] ---**
This is way too childish, Sarge...
***SIGN*** H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y-!!
**[09:38] ---**
Gero!
**[09:39] ---**
It's no good, sir?
**[09:40] ---**
And she won't be happy
with this drastic makeover.
**[09:43] ---**
How do you think she'll react?
**[09:45] ---**
You stupid frog!
***SIGN*** caution
**[09:51] ---**
Warning! Natsumi is coming home.
**[10:04] ---**
I think I heard the voice of those
stupid frogs coming from this room.
**[10:08] ---**
They'd better not be up to
something again in here.
**[10:17] ---**
And so, what could the
astonished Natsumi be looking at?
**[10:21] ---**
Is there any chance of success
**[10:23] ---**
for the plans of Keroro and his platoon?
**[10:35] ---**
Huh?
**[10:37] ---**
Was I imagining things?
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday!!
**[10:48] ---**
Scared the heck out of me.
***SIGN*** A Close Call
**[10:50] ---**
That was close.
**[10:52] ---**
The real test comes tomorrow.
Everyone, do your best!
**[10:55] ---**
Roger!
**[11:01] ---**
I don't know if it'll work.
**[11:03] ---**
Don't you have any faith in him?
**[11:06] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[11:08] ---**
Can't say I blame you.
**[11:10] ---**
All the plans he's come up with
so far have been ridiculous.
**[11:13] ---**
Well, it's not that I don't
believe he can come through.
**[11:17] ---**
It's just that
**[11:18] ---**
I don't know if Sis would
appreciate that kind of party.
**[11:22] ---**
You should know there are
no guarantees in life.
**[11:24] ---**
Just think of it this way.
**[11:26] ---**
It's his way of showing her
how grateful he is
**[11:28] ---**
for everything she's done for him.
**[11:31] ---**
It's the thought that counts,
don't you think?
**[11:36] ---**
Well, we're invaders, after all.
**[11:38] ---**
Not that she'd be happy to
have invaders grateful to her.
**[11:43] ---**
We're on opposing sides.
**[11:46] ---**
It's up to you guys how you respond.
**[12:03] ---**
And so, the much-awaited day is finally here.
**[12:07] ---**
C'mon, everyone! Breakfast is ready!
**[12:15] ---**
I told them last night I had
to get to school early today,
**[12:18] ---**
yet they're all still sleeping...
***SIGN*** To Sis
**[12:20] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki. I said wake up.
**[12:26] ---**
"Natsumi... Sorry. I have practice
this morning, so I'm leaving early. Fuyuki."
**[12:32] ---**
Practice?
**[12:34] ---**
Why didn't he just tell me sooner
**[12:35] ---**
so I didn't have to waste the breakfast?
**[12:37] ---**
I can't believe how
inconsiderate boys can be.
**[12:45] ---**
She must be reeling now with
all the body blows we've given her.
**[12:49] ---**
We're now in the last stages
of the operation.
**[12:52] ---**
Any problems at this point?
**[12:54] ---**
How's the venue coming along?
**[12:56] ---**
Just putting the finishing touches up.
**[12:59] ---**
How about Lady Natsumi's
surveillance and protection?
**[13:02] ---**
I've got it covered.
**[13:03] ---**
Leave it to us.
**[13:04] ---**
The birthday cake?
**[13:05] ---**
It'll be here by noon direct from France.
**[13:08] ---**
The original birthday song?
**[13:10] ---**
I've finished composing it.
**[13:12] ---**
All we need to do is practice singing it.
**[13:15] ---**
It's perfect.
**[13:16] ---**
Okay, everyone! It'll really
get going when she gets here!
**[13:19] ---**
Let's all do our part and
make this a complete success!
**[13:22] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:24] ---**
Th-This is getting bigger and bigger...
**[13:29] ---**
Leader...
**[13:31] ---**
Here.
**[13:32] ---**
Tamama.
**[13:35] ---**
It's so pretty...
**[13:37] ---**
Or, like, purpose unknown?
**[13:48] ---**
It arrived here on schedule, Milady.
**[13:51] ---**
Good work, Paul.
**[13:52] ---**
I mean, don't screw up.
**[13:55] ---**
I'll be the biggest
contributor to this operation.
**[14:04] ---**
W-What is it, Koyuki-chan?
**[14:06] ---**
I'm just keeping an eye
on you. Just ignore me.
**[14:09] ---**
It's time to show off my
extraordinary cooking skills.
***SIGN*** Keroro the Pretty Cook
**[14:21] ---**
So how is the food coming along?
Is this it?
**[14:47] ---**
Natsumi! Wait!
**[14:49] ---**
Hey, Natsumi. Wanna
do homework at my house?
**[14:53] ---**
We were hoping you could help us.
**[14:55] ---**
Though you probably need to go
straight home and prepare dinner.
**[15:04] ---**
It's fine. Let's go together.
**[15:06] ---**
All right!
**[15:07] ---**
Thanks, Natsumi!
**[15:08] ---**
Let's go.
**[15:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:11] ---**
I'll treat you to your
favorite sweet potatoes.
**[15:13] ---**
Really?
**[15:15] ---**
She's making a detour.
**[15:17] ---**
This was totally unexpected.
**[15:22] ---**
Day turned into night,
**[15:23] ---**
and as dinner time approached,
there was still no sign of Natsumi-chan.
**[15:28] ---**
She's late...
**[15:30] ---**
She's really late, sir!
**[15:32] ---**
She usually comes
straight home from school,
**[15:35] ---**
and she never stays out this late.
**[15:37] ---**
Another failure of ours?
**[15:41] ---**
I am so hungry...
**[15:43] ---**
Guys. Why don't we just call off
the party and start eating?
**[15:47] ---**
Call it off?
**[15:49] ---**
Or, like, mission cancelled?
**[15:51] ---**
Maybe she figured out what we were up to.
**[15:55] ---**
She said she couldn't
care less for childish parties.
**[15:58] ---**
So maybe she decided not to
come home early to avoid this one.
**[16:02] ---**
So how about we start eating now
and pretend it's nothing special?
**[16:06] ---**
No! We wait until
Lady Natsumi comes home.
**[16:09] ---**
How can we eat if the
birthday girl herself isn't here?
**[16:13] ---**
I won't have it, sir!
**[16:14] ---**
Sarge...
**[16:16] ---**
I won't have it, sir.
**[16:18] ---**
True.
**[16:19] ---**
It would be heartbreaking if Natsumi-chan got
home and had to eat dinner all by herself.
**[16:24] ---**
That's true. Let's wait for her.
**[16:30] ---**
And after about an hour goes by...
**[16:33] ---**
See you later!
**[16:34] ---**
Thank you!
**[16:35] ---**
Bye bye!
**[16:37] ---**
My goodness. I didn't notice how late it was.
**[16:40] ---**
Sorry I'm so late...
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
**[17:03] ---**
Lady Hinata Natsumi!
**[17:04] ---**
A happy birthday to you! Yay!
**[17:09] ---**
Happy birthday!
**[17:10] ---**
Happy birthday, Lady Natsumi!
**[17:12] ---**
We've been waiting for you!
**[17:17] ---**
S-Sis?
**[17:20] ---**
All this time... You were
setting this up behind my back...
**[17:24] ---**
Please don't be mad, Sis!
**[17:26] ---**
We just wanted to make you
happy on your birthday.
**[17:29] ---**
I've never been happier
in my entire life!
**[17:33] ---**
Huh? Aren't you upset?
**[17:35] ---**
Why would I be?
**[17:36] ---**
Because you don't like this kind of party...
**[17:39] ---**
No. I love it.
**[17:41] ---**
So were we able to surprise you?
**[17:44] ---**
It was a total shock.
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
**[17:45] ---**
All right!
**[17:46] ---**
Operation: "Surprise! Surprise!
Birthday Party for Lady Natsumi!"
**[17:48] ---**
is a big success.
**[17:50] ---**
Hurray!
***SIGN*** Program
***SIGN*** 1. Choral Singing Birthday Song (original)
**[17:58] [SONG] ---**
Good good day.
**[18:00] [SONG] ---**
Special... birthday.
**[18:07] [SONG] ---**
On this special day, let's have fun.
**[18:14] [SONG] ---**
Like the first time my jokes
made everyone laugh in class.
***SIGN*** 1. Choral Singing Birthday Song (original)
***SIGN*** 2. Presentation of Gifts
**[18:23] [SONG] ---**
I'm so glad to know you.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major Afro
**[18:26] [SONG] ---**
An electrical miracle.
**[18:30] [SONG] ---**
You're so dazzling.
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[18:33] [SONG] ---**
And your smile... is ultraviolet.
***SIGN*** Martian Praying to God
**[18:39] [SONG] ---**
Best wishes.
***SIGN*** 2. Presentation of Gifts
**[18:42] [SONG] ---**
Happy birthday!
***SIGN*** 3. Eat Birthday Cake
**[19:10] ---**
Boy... I'm so full.
**[19:12] ---**
I can't eat another bite...
**[19:16] ---**
You don't have very many
opportunities to collapse
**[19:18] ---**
from eating too much cake.
**[19:21] ---**
You should not have tried to finish it.
**[19:23] ---**
What the heck are you two doing?
**[19:27] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[19:30] ---**
Is that what you call a party?
**[19:33] ---**
That's so ridiculous.
**[19:35] ---**
Corporal, where have you been all this time?
**[19:37] ---**
Giroro. What happened?
**[19:40] ---**
Since it's your birthday,
**[19:42] ---**
I thought I'd go out and
collect a few things to give to you.
**[19:46] ---**
Th-That's a...
**[19:48] ---**
A branch of the Intergalactic Horai Ball.
**[19:50] ---**
And that's the Intergalactic Guardian Pot
**[19:52] ---**
and skin of the Intergalactic Fire Mouse.
**[19:54] ---**
The jaws of an Intergalactic Penta-Dragon.
**[19:56] ---**
The cowry of an Intergalactic Swallow.
**[19:59] ---**
Incredible.
**[20:00] ---**
Only the bravest in the galaxy
can get their hands on
**[20:03] ---**
such precious items.
**[20:04] ---**
Or, like, super rarest?
**[20:08] ---**
Are you all right, Giroro?
**[20:10] ---**
I've never seen you in such bad shape.
**[20:13] ---**
I just tripped and fell...
**[20:15] ---**
No need for that, Giroro...
**[20:18] ---**
Enough of the brave act...
**[20:20] ---**
I'm home!
**[20:21] ---**
Mom!
**[20:22] ---**
Am I too late for the party?
**[20:23] ---**
I was hoping I could get home
a little early today.
**[20:27] ---**
Happy birthday, Natsumi.
**[20:31] ---**
Thank you, Mom!
**[20:34] ---**
Thank you... Sarge.
**[20:38] ---**
Thanks to you, I kinda feel like I...
I understand my sister better.
**[20:42] ---**
Is that so?
**[20:44] ---**
Well, that's really great.
**[20:47] ---**
Well then, I'd better get going now.
**[20:51] ---**
What?
**[20:52] ---**
He's gone...
**[20:54] ---**
Click.
***SIGN*** List of things I want ☆MG Ball ☆GM Cold District Type ☆PG Gouf ☆Dozle Zabi's Zaku
***SIGN*** Did you guys know?! (Amazing!) December 9 is, by Earth reckoning, Sgt. Keroro's birthday!!! (Wowwww!!) List of things I want ☆MG Ball ☆GM Cold District Type ☆PG Gouf ☆Dozle Zabi's Zaku
**[21:00] ---**
December 9 is...
**[21:02] ---**
...Sergeant Keroro's...
**[21:04] ---**
...birthday?
**[21:05] ---**
It's his... birthday next week...
**[21:10] ---**
Figures...
**[21:12] ---**
Which means
**[21:13] ---**
this was all a grand scheme
to have his own party.
**[21:16] ---**
Or, like, barefaced grasping?
**[21:23] ---**
There's Sergeant Keroro
bursting with expectation.
**[21:26] ---**
Will he have a great celebration
next week on his birthday?
**[21:30] ---**
I guess we'll just
leave it to your imagination.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Momoka. It's that
chilly time of year.
**[23:10] ---**
It's the perfect time to spend
cuddled up with someone special
**[23:14] ---**
and enjoy a hot cup of cocoa.
**[23:16] ---**
Then you gaze into his eyes
and hold onto his hands...
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that! In the next episode,
**[23:21] ---**
we have a great winter operation.
**[23:22] ---**
Winter...?!
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro's Desperate Struggle!
Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
What did you just say?!
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E36 - Keroro's Desperate Struggle! Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir! / Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3892V/keroros-desperate-struggle-sergeant-vs-general-winter-sir--fuyuki-nishizawa-sans-oustranding-coincidence-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
One day, the Keroro Platoon
received their eagerly awaited bonus.
***SIGN*** Bonus
**[01:36] ---**
Yahoo!
**[01:38] ---**
It finally came, sir.
**[01:42] ---**
I was expecting it, but...
this sure isn't much.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku...
**[01:47] ---**
We haven't exactly accomplished
much here on Pekopon.
**[01:50] ---**
It's better than nothing.
**[01:52] ---**
Hey, hey. Where's my bonus?
**[01:54] ---**
So, Mr. Sergeant, what are you
planning to use this for?
**[01:58] ---**
I made arrangements far back
to go shopping with Master Fuyuki.
**[02:02] ---**
Of course, for Gundam model kits.
**[02:04] ---**
I want the MG 1/100... G-Bull.
***SIGN*** G-Bull
**[02:10] ---**
I'm off! To the hobby shop!
**[02:12] ---**
Hey, hey. What about my bonus?
**[02:17] ---**
Keroro's Desperate Struggle!
Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir!
***SIGN*** Happiness
Happiness
**[02:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[02:26] ---**
You promised!
**[02:29] ---**
Let's go to the hobby shop!
**[02:31] ---**
Some other time...
**[02:33] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[02:35] ---**
*Some other time. Some other... **
**[02:42] ---**
Th-This is... the Dendrobium.
***SIGN*** Dendrobium
**[02:46] ---**
Many of you probably don't
know what he's talking about...
**[02:48] ---**
So allow me to clarify.
**[02:54] ---**
This is it. The Dendrobium.
**[02:58] ---**
I don't feel like going out
in this weather... It's freezing.
***SIGN*** Bonus
***SIGN*** Shock
**[03:05] ---**
What's a little cold?
**[03:07] ---**
As they say, "Kids love to play outdoors."
**[03:09] ---**
Give me a break.
**[03:13] ---**
It requires courage and strength
to go outside when it's cold.
**[03:17] ---**
Shouldn't you cultivate
those characteristics
***SIGN*** Youth
***SIGN*** Strength
**[03:20] ---**
while you're young?
**[03:23] ---**
So, all you young people watching out there...
**[03:26] ---**
Throw away your books.
**[03:28] ---**
Rally into the streets.
**[03:29] ---**
And head towards the hobby shop!
***SIGN*** Model Kits
**[03:33] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[03:34] ---**
Accept my heartfelt message.
***SIGN*** Heartfelt message
**[03:40] ---**
Recipient absent.
***SIGN*** Recipient Absent
**[03:42] ---**
Listen to my song!
***SIGN*** Listen
to my
song!
**[03:44] ---**
Oh, just give up.
**[03:47] ---**
Fuyuki doesn't have the willpower
to go out in this cold weather.
**[03:52] ---**
General Winter has come, after all.
**[03:54] ---**
General Winter? Who's that, ma'am?
**[03:58] ---**
Oh, you've never heard of him?
**[04:01] ---**
During winter, General Winter
occupies this country.
***SIGN*** Occupation
**[04:07] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** General Winter
**[04:36] ---**
It's so cold.
***SIGN*** Rattle
**[04:41] ---**
Oh no, I never knew such
a fearsome person existed.
**[04:45] ---**
You're a small fry
compared to General Winter.
**[04:49] ---**
Of course, the outcome of
pitching a sergeant against a general
**[04:52] ---**
is just too obvious.
**[04:54] ---**
That does it.
I'll defeat this General Winter, sir!
***SIGN*** Spirit
***SIGN*** Willpower
***SIGN*** Triumph
**[05:01] ---**
I'm trembling.
**[05:03] ---**
Am I afraid of this unknown tormentor?
**[05:09] ---**
N-Not good, not good.
**[05:10] ---**
N-No, I'm trembling with excitement.
**[05:16] ---**
I'm off!
**[05:21] ---**
Th-This must be
General Winter's Ice Breath!
**[05:24] ---**
I see... it's freezing me from the inside.
**[05:32] ---**
This is nothing.
**[05:33] ---**
I challenge you, General Winter!
**[05:44] ---**
I-It's cold.
**[05:48] ---**
He was attacked by General Winter?
**[05:51] ---**
I'm not allowed to go out
for a while, sir.
**[05:54] ---**
What kind of being is
this General Winter, anyway?
**[05:58] ---**
A Siberian cold-air system.
***SIGN*** System
**[06:00] ---**
A system?
***SIGN*** Siberia
***SIGN*** Siberia Winter Cold Air System Commando General Winter Siberia Siberian Cold Air
**[06:03] ---**
I thought there was only one of them.
**[06:05] ---**
But it there's a whole group?
***SIGN*** Rattle
**[06:08] ---**
There's no way we can hold them off.
**[06:10] ---**
Do we have no choice but to surrender?!
**[06:14] ---**
General Winter is actually
just an accumulation of cold air.
**[06:19] ---**
During winter, a cold current
of air sweeps over Japan.
**[06:23] ---**
This is the identity of General Winter.
***SIGN*** Siberian Cold Air System (Really)
**[06:26] ---**
I was completely fooled by Lady Natsumi.
**[06:29] ---**
Most people wouldn't be.
**[06:32] ---**
If it's just a natural phenomenon,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
**[06:35] ---**
Huh?
**[06:36] ---**
Keroro. What're you planning?
You don't mean...
**[06:39] ---**
I'm going to just stay indoors
until it passes.
**[06:43] ---**
You dunce.
**[06:45] ---**
Unfortunately, this phenomenon
hangs around the entire winter.
**[06:49] ---**
Are you planning on
staying indoors the whole time?
**[06:53] ---**
Are you going into hibernation?
**[06:55] ---**
Th-That's not such a bad idea.
**[06:57] ---**
This is actually perfect
for you, Mr. Sergeant.
**[07:00] ---**
Gero?
**[07:01] ---**
If you do not go out, then you
will not use your bonus and allowance.
**[07:05] ---**
Oh. But I remember a lot of new
Gundam model kits are released
**[07:08] ---**
at the end of the year...
**[07:11] ---**
Gero!
**[07:11] ---**
Many of them are limited editions,
**[07:14] ---**
so if you miss them, they will be
very hard to find later.
**[07:16] ---**
But you can simply give up
if you are not going outside.
**[07:19] ---**
Tama?
**[07:20] ---**
It's time for training, sir!
**[07:23] ---**
We shall defeat General Winter!
***SIGN*** Clench
**[07:25] ---**
We'll undergo special training
to overcome the winter coldness.
***SIGN*** In session
**[07:31] ---**
The brand new simulation room
within the secret base.
***SIGN*** Keroro Troop Headquarters
**[07:37] ---**
M-My name is Keroro.
Pleased to meet you.
**[07:42] ---**
If I say it's too cold,
stop it right away, okay?
**[07:44] ---**
Okay? Okay, okay, okay?
**[07:47] ---**
Roger.
**[07:47] ---**
This is ridiculous!
**[07:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, hang in there.
**[07:51] ---**
Snowy mountain simulation, level 1.
**[07:56] ---**
Wow! Snow!
**[07:58] ---**
It's so cold!
**[08:02] ---**
Giving up yet?
**[08:03] ---**
So cold!
**[08:04] ---**
I can take this. Level 2, sir.
**[08:07] ---**
Roger.
**[08:08] ---**
Kero?
**[08:11] ---**
It's so cold!
**[08:13] ---**
No. No. It's not cold... It's not cold...
**[08:15] ---**
Level 3. No, level 5, Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[08:19] ---**
Roger.
**[08:23] ---**
I... I won't go down. Dahhh!
**[08:29] ---**
Are you still alive, Mr. Sergeant?
**[08:32] ---**
That was too reckless.
**[08:33] ---**
I just followed your orders.
**[08:38] ---**
I can see a beautiful field of flowers.
**[08:41] ---**
Hey! Pull yourself together!
**[08:45] ---**
Why?! Why must I suffer so, sir?!
**[08:50] ---**
You were the one who said you wanted this...
**[08:52] ---**
What are you talking about, dumbo?
**[08:54] ---**
This is all because
**[08:55] ---**
Master Fuyuki wouldn't
take me to the hobby shop, sir.
***SIGN*** Putting the blame on others
**[08:59] ---**
This is what is called
"putting the blame on others."
**[09:01] ---**
I'll make Master Fuyuki suffer
the same fate for what he did, sir.
***SIGN*** Gero gero
**[09:08] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[09:10] ---**
I'm thirsty. Bring me something to drink.
**[09:13] ---**
Huh? Why me? You go get it yourself.
**[09:16] ---**
But you're closer to the kitchen.
**[09:19] ---**
I'm not any closer than you are.
**[09:21] ---**
Okay, rock-paper-scissors.
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[09:24] ---**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[09:27] ---**
What do you have?
**[09:28] ---**
Paper.
**[09:29] ---**
Then I have scissors.
**[09:30] ---**
That's not fair.
**[09:32] ---**
Come on, hurry.
**[09:33] ---**
Hmph. Really...
**[09:36] ---**
W-What's going on?
**[09:38] ---**
Kids these days give up
as soon as it gets a little cold.
**[09:43] ---**
I'll toughen you up, sirs!
**[09:47] ---**
W-What's going on here?
**[09:56] ---**
We're on a snowy mountain!
**[09:58] ---**
H-Hey, wait!
**[10:00] ---**
Natsumi is there with him.
**[10:01] ---**
That was coincidental.
**[10:04] ---**
We will use the opportunity to have
Lady Natsumi take the training as well.
**[10:08] ---**
What?
**[10:09] ---**
This is...
**[10:10] ---**
...for her sake.
**[10:13] ---**
Now, tremble, shiver in the cold,
you modern-day bean sprouts!
***SIGN*** Bean Sprouts
**[10:18] ---**
They're having fun.
***SIGN*** Thump
**[10:20] ---**
What?
**[10:22] ---**
I'm not really fond of cold weather.
**[10:24] ---**
But I sure love playing in the snow.
**[10:27] ---**
Then, level 2.
**[10:32] ---**
Guh! Natsumi!
**[10:34] ---**
Did you learn your lesson, sir?
**[10:36] ---**
They've built an igloo.
***SIGN*** Clunk!
**[10:40] ---**
It sure is warm inside this igloo.
**[10:42] ---**
Let's stay here for a while.
**[10:45] ---**
Increase the level.
**[10:47] ---**
Stop it!
**[10:48] ---**
At this rate, Natsumi will...
**[10:49] ---**
Curse you, Corporal Giroro.
**[10:51] ---**
Let go, sir.
**[10:52] ---**
I'm not letting go.
**[10:57] ---**
Level Infinity...
**[10:59] ---**
That's uncontrollable.
**[11:02] ---**
W-What's going on?
**[11:20] ---**
I botched it.
**[11:23] ---**
I'm freezing...
**[11:24] ---**
What the heck's going on?
***SIGN*** Hinata
Household
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[11:29] ---**
Everyone, please be careful when playing
in the snow inside your house.
**[11:33] ---**
Wait, who else would do that?
**[11:44] ---**
This is the Nishizawa mansion
where Private 2nd Class Tamama lives.
**[11:48] ---**
It was such a complete disaster.
**[11:51] ---**
It took us ages to find Mr. Sergeant.
**[11:54] ---**
It really felt like he
was lost in the mountains.
**[11:58] ---**
Lost in the mountains...
**[12:00] ---**
That's it! That'll work!
**[12:06] ---**
Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!
**[12:14] ---**
Wow!
**[12:17] ---**
It's over there. The Nishizawa
family's private ski ground.
**[12:21] ---**
It reminds me of a ninja village!
**[12:23] ---**
How come I don't see a hotel or ski lifts?
**[12:26] ---**
Paul.
**[12:27] ---**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Hotel
**[12:38] ---**
We usually keep everything underground
***SIGN*** Lift
***SIGN*** East Course
**[12:40] ---**
to preserve the mountain's beauty.
**[12:44] ---**
Yay! Momocchi!
**[12:44] ---**
I learned that your cold-weather
training facilities were damaged,
**[12:47] ---**
so you can use this in the meantime.
**[12:49] ---**
Much obliged, ma'am!
**[12:50] ---**
I'll make sure to endure the training
**[12:52] ---**
and obtain Gundam model kits.
**[12:54] ---**
But... was it really okay
for us to come along?
**[12:59] ---**
Of course.
**[13:00] ---**
In fact, you're the reason we're here.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[13:11] ---**
I wish I knew how to ski
as well as those two...
**[13:15] ---**
Ow!
**[13:16] ---**
Nishizawa-san! Are you all right?
**[13:19] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun?
**[13:20] ---**
I can't stop!
**[13:25] ---**
Grr!
**[13:29] ---**
This is pretty fun.
**[13:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:33] ---**
I thought we came here for training.
**[13:35] ---**
So where the heck did Keroro go?
**[13:39] ---**
Giroro!
**[13:41] ---**
Y-You dumbos!
***SIGN*** Kwhack
**[13:44] ---**
Stop fooling around!
**[13:47] ---**
Nice shot.
**[13:49] ---**
So, new plan!
**[13:51] ---**
The Keroro Platoon is going
to practice marching in this snow.
**[13:54] ---**
Our goal is that mountain peak.
***SIGN*** Mountain
**[13:57] ---**
Over there.
**[13:58] ---**
I've set up small traps along the way.
**[14:00] ---**
So don't let your guard down!
**[14:02] ---**
March forth!
**[14:03] ---**
All right!
***SIGN*** The Keroro Platoon's snow marching training begins
**[14:05] ---**
The Keroro Platoon gets under way.
**[14:12] ---**
There doesn't seem to be any tension at all.
**[14:15] ---**
Where could those two have gone?
**[14:18] ---**
Yeah...
**[14:19] ---**
It's just Fuyuki and me together... together!
**[14:22] ---**
Chance!
**[14:24] ---**
Paul, you know what to do.
**[14:25] ---**
Yes, milady.
**[14:30] ---**
Artificial snowfall machine, stand by.
**[14:32] ---**
Artificial snowfall machine, set up.
**[14:41] ---**
The Nishizawa private ski ground's
artificial snowfall machine.
**[14:44] ---**
As its name implies,
**[14:46] ---**
it's a machine that makes
snow fall artificially.
**[14:54] ---**
Lovely weather we're having.
**[14:56] ---**
But this weather is far too good for training.
**[15:02] ---**
I brought this, just in case
something like this happened.
**[15:04] ---**
The Komawari Controller.
**[15:08] ---**
This is the Weather Satellite Komawari.
***SIGN*** Weather Satellite Komawari
**[15:10] ---**
It's the Keron Army's terrifying device
**[15:11] ---**
which can control the weather
in any part of the world.
**[15:17] ---**
Artificial snowfall device, activate.
**[15:19] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[15:23] ---**
Activate Komawari. Click.
**[15:31] ---**
With the combined effects of
**[15:33] ---**
the Weather Satellite Komawari
and the artificial snowfall device,
**[15:36] ---**
the Nishizawa private ski ground
**[15:38] ---**
now experiences its worst snowstorm ever.
**[15:43] ---**
How could there suddenly be
a snowstorm?
**[15:46] ---**
The weather in the mountains
can change abruptly.
**[15:48] ---**
It's changed too much!
**[15:50] ---**
A sudden snowstorm.
**[15:52] ---**
We have no choice but to
take refuge in a nearby cabin.
**[15:56] ---**
I'm so cold, Fuyuki-kun.
**[15:59] ---**
You'll be fine. I'll warm you up.
**[16:01] ---**
This will really get our relationship going!
**[16:05] ---**
Thanks for the perfect script!
**[16:08] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:08] ---**
What the heck's going on here?
**[16:11] ---**
It'll be dangerous if we don't seek shelter.
**[16:13] ---**
You're right...
**[16:16] ---**
K-Kulu-kun? Y-You went a bit overboard.
**[16:20] ---**
It wasn't supposed to be like this...
**[16:22] ---**
Then turn that thing off.
**[16:24] ---**
I wish I could...
**[16:27] ---**
Sorry. The controller
got blown away by the storm.
**[16:30] ---**
What?!
**[16:32] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:38] ---**
Th-That's...
**[16:40] ---**
At any rate, we've got to turn back.
**[16:44] ---**
Even Sergeant Keroro has his weak points.
**[16:46] ---**
The Keronians are actually more
vulnerable to cold weather than Earthlings.
**[16:51] ---**
Hot coffee and warmth is
waiting for us back at the base.
**[16:58] ---**
Keroro!
**[17:12] ---**
I know you're looking forward to
**[17:14] ---**
hot coffee and warmth, Sergeant Keroro.
**[17:16] ---**
But this serves you right.
**[17:18] ---**
Freeze, Sergeant Keroro.
**[17:21] ---**
I-Is that you, Paul?
**[17:24] ---**
I have reason to believe you will
only get in the way of my plans.
**[17:29] ---**
Keroro! Hey! Hang in there!
**[17:31] ---**
Keroro-kun! You must not fall asleep!
**[17:34] ---**
Paul... How terrifying...
**[17:37] ---**
Of course, this is only
Sergeant Keroro's hallucination.
**[17:41] ---**
The real Paul is here.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[17:43] ---**
Milady...
**[17:49] ---**
This is the cabin I
intended to use for the plan.
**[17:56] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[18:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun must've carried me here.
**[18:03] ---**
Momoka-chan, you're safe now.
**[18:05] ---**
I'm so stupid! I passed out at the best part!
**[18:10] ---**
Well... actually, this is
what really happened.
**[18:12] ---**
S-She's so heavy.
**[18:14] ---**
It's no good. The phone isn't working.
**[18:22] ---**
Nishizawa-san still hasn't
come around yet.
**[18:26] ---**
Hmm... At times like this...
**[18:28] ---**
That's right. At times like this...
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[18:32] ---**
H-Hey, Koyuki-chan!
**[18:34] ---**
When you're lost on a mountain,
**[18:36] ---**
it's best to warm each other's
bodies like this.
**[18:39] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[18:41] ---**
Yes, yes. That's right. At times like this...
**[18:44] ---**
Of course. At times like this...
**[18:45] ---**
Here it comes!
**[18:49] ---**
I wonder if a teru teru bozu
would work against snow, as well.
**[18:52] ---**
That's not what you're supposed to do!
**[18:54] ---**
Huh?
**[18:55] ---**
I've got no choice. This is my last resort.
**[19:00] ---**
I-I'm freezing, Fuyuki-kun...
**[19:03] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[19:04] ---**
Are you all right? You look so pale.
**[19:06] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[19:07] ---**
With the power of evil... I mean, love...
***SIGN*** Kabump
**[19:10] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka has the ability
to lower her body temperature.
**[19:14] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun... please... warm me up.
**[19:19] ---**
Please!
**[19:20] ---**
Please... I just want hot coffee and warmth...
**[19:24] ---**
Keroro-kun! Hang in there!
**[19:25] ---**
What is he talking about?
**[19:27] ---**
Paul is... Paul is...
**[19:33] ---**
Sergeant Keroro,
you don't have much energy left.
**[19:37] ---**
Pekopon will be your final resting place.
**[19:42] ---**
C-Curse you, Paul.
**[19:44] ---**
Hey, it's just your imagination.
**[19:47] ---**
Mr. Sergeant. Wake up.
**[19:51] ---**
He's regained consciousness.
**[19:52] ---**
Where are we?
**[19:53] ---**
Don't worry. We're in a cave.
**[19:57] ---**
We'll be here for a while.
**[20:01] ---**
C-Could it be that this is...
**[20:07] ---**
That's the...
**[20:08] ---**
...specially-designed...
**[20:10] ---**
...training-use...
**[20:11] ---**
...hibernating bear robot!
**[20:13] ---**
Hey. Why does it have to be a hibernating bear?
**[20:16] ---**
Because they say a hibernating
bear is really violent.
**[20:19] ---**
So I thought it'd be perfect for our training.
**[20:24] ---**
All right...
**[20:33] ---**
Nishizawa-san.
**[20:35] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:36] ---**
Please...
**[20:40] ---**
Sarge...?
**[20:41] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
There's a bear. A bear! Save me!
**[20:45] ---**
Get yer face outta here!!
**[20:54] ---**
I see you're feeling much
better now, Nishizawa-san.
**[20:56] ---**
Huh?
**[20:57] ---**
Umm... uhh... that is...
**[20:59] ---**
But... you might still need this.
**[21:02] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Toasty
**[21:03] ---**
Here.
**[21:04] ---**
It's a disposable body warmer.
**[21:07] ---**
Ooh, it's cold.
**[21:16] ---**
I wonder if he'll be thawed out
by the time we get home.
**[21:18] ---**
Why don't we just leave him
like that until spring?
**[21:22] ---**
And so, Nishizawa Momoka's plan
didn't work out.
**[21:26] ---**
But...
**[21:28] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's warmth...
**[21:31] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka-chan is a little happier.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Lavie. Sorry my
big brother is always loud.
**[23:11] ---**
He was happy that he was
finally going to appear again.
**[23:15] ---**
But my big brother cried because
his name wasn't in the title.
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, we're all doing
ninja training, nin nin!
**[23:24] ---**
"Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E37 - Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir! / Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5NMM/dororo-come-to-my-ninja-school-sir--keroros-dinosaur-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Station Shopping Arcade Year-end Bargains
**[01:34] ---**
There are no holidays or time off
**[01:36] ---**
for the aliens settled on Earth.
**[01:38] ---**
Please have one.
**[01:39] ---**
Would you please have one?
**[01:41] ---**
Oh, th-thanks...
**[01:43] ---**
Uhm... can I have one, too?
***SIGN*** Classes You can become a Space Detective!
**[01:45] ---**
You can be a space detective!
***SIGN*** You can protect the peace of the universe. Come on and...
**[01:47] ---**
The peace of the universe is in your hands!
***SIGN*** Burn with me
**[01:49] ---**
Ignite the fiery passion in your heart!
***SIGN*** Kogoro Space Detective Classes
**[01:54] ---**
Care to take Kogoro's Space Detective lesson?
**[01:58] ---**
Get the chance to work
with my brother and be an
**[02:01] ---**
intergalactic... detective... yourself...
**[02:11] ---**
Huh? Dororo-sensei runs a ninja school?
***SIGN*** Dororo-sensei Greatest Ninja Classes Become a ninja in just one week...
**[02:21] ---**
Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!
**[02:26] ---**
So to sum things up,
**[02:28] ---**
our objective today is to
**[02:30] ---**
gather as many Pekoponians
as possible, using this flyer.
**[02:34] ---**
Are we opening a ninja school?
**[02:37] ---**
I get it!
**[02:38] ---**
We'll make that ninja battalion
help us conquer Pekopon, correct?
**[02:43] ---**
No, sir.
**[02:44] ---**
We'll collect a monthly fee.
***SIGN*** Monthly Fee
**[02:47] ---**
A fee?
**[02:48] ---**
Are we going to charge money?
**[02:50] ---**
Right.
**[02:51] ---**
Our expenses increase as
the end of the year draws near,
***SIGN*** Shudder
Shudder
**[02:54] ---**
but our fund is running dry.
**[02:56] ---**
At this rate, we won't survive
until next year, sir.
**[03:00] ---**
That's why I came up with this plan
***SIGN*** Year-end Membership Drive on Now.
**[03:02] ---**
to open a ninja school
to earn some money.
**[03:07] ---**
Keroro-kun?
**[03:10] ---**
Well, if it isn't Lance Corporal Dororo.
**[03:11] ---**
We've been waiting for you, sir.
**[03:13] ---**
I just want to say... nobody
told me anything about this!
**[03:17] ---**
We're only doing this for the kids.
**[03:21] ---**
For the kids?
**[03:22] ---**
Right.
**[03:23] ---**
All their lives, they've
known nothing but hard study.
**[03:27] ---**
I want them to spend a dream-like
moment at your ninja school.
***SIGN*** Dream
**[03:30] ---**
Dream-like... you said?
**[03:33] ---**
This is for their future.
**[03:35] ---**
You can guide them by
teaching them what you know.
***SIGN*** The Art of Ninja
**[03:39] ---**
I... I'll do my best.
***SIGN*** Monthly Fees
**[03:41] ---**
But actually, money matters most.
**[03:45] ---**
You sly frog.
***SIGN*** Dororo School
***SIGN*** Shinobi
**[03:58] ---**
We've had a total of zero applicants so far.
**[04:01] ---**
I guess with the economy in bad shape,
**[04:03] ---**
a monthly fee of 5,000 yen
may be a bit too expensive.
**[04:06] ---**
Or maybe the membership fee
of 10,000 is too high.
**[04:12] ---**
Nobody's coming because I'm the teacher.
***SIGN*** Trauma Switch
**[04:19] ---**
This is bad, sir!
**[04:20] ---**
If Dororo is upset and refuses
to go along with our plan,
**[04:22] ---**
our new year will be totally miserable.
**[04:24] ---**
Therefore, we're here to learn
from the great master Dororo.
**[04:28] ---**
Please teach us so we
can be skilled ninjas, sir.
**[04:31] ---**
Or, like, very unlearned?
**[04:34] ---**
Or, like, for the monthly fee, sir.
**[04:36] ---**
What is most important to the art of ninja?
**[04:39] ---**
It is to become one with nature.
**[04:42] ---**
The secret to mastering the
ninja arts is to make yourself
**[04:44] ---**
completely unnoticeable
by blending in with nature.
**[04:47] ---**
That's boring.
**[04:50] ---**
Why don't you teach us slam-bang techniques,
**[04:53] ---**
so we can crush our enemies?
**[04:54] ---**
The true essence of the ninja arts isn't attack.
**[04:57] ---**
You must hide, you must escape,
and you must confuse your enemies.
**[05:02] ---**
W-What did you say?
**[05:03] ---**
A true soldier never
turns his back on his enemies.
**[05:06] ---**
How can you win if you don't fight at all?
***SIGN*** Pow.
**[05:09] ---**
How about you just teach us
some cool techniques?
**[05:13] ---**
Like the clone technique.
**[05:16] ---**
With that, I could finish conquering
Pekopon, do all my household chores,
**[05:19] ---**
and clean up after dinner,
in no time at all.
**[05:23] ---**
Didn't we see something like this
in an earlier episode?
**[05:25] ---**
It is not as simple as you think it is.
**[05:28] ---**
Gero?
**[05:29] ---**
The principle behind the cloning technique
**[05:30] ---**
is to move so fast that
it appears there are many of you.
**[05:36] ---**
It looks like there are ten Dororo-senpais!
**[05:39] ---**
I'll try it myself.
**[05:54] ---**
Wow! I can see ten Mr. Sergeants!
**[05:58] ---**
H-Huh? What the...
***SIGN*** Tire 10 Times Faster!
**[06:02] ---**
You also tire ten times faster, sir...
**[06:04] ---**
Then that's useless, isn't it?
**[06:07] ---**
Are you all right?
**[06:08] ---**
Or, like, self-destruction?
**[06:11] ---**
I suppose nobody needs ninja tricks.
**[06:15] ---**
Let's try another one.
**[06:18] ---**
Okay, I'll teach you how to
use the art of substitution.
**[06:22] ---**
Keroro-kun, please try and hit me
with your throwing stars.
**[06:27] ---**
You asked for it!
**[06:33] ---**
Wow! That was great!
**[06:36] ---**
Art, my foot.
**[06:38] ---**
With my "Transform into anything" Gun,
**[06:40] ---**
such a technique is unnecessary!
**[06:43] ---**
W-What the...?
**[06:47] ---**
That is wowee!
**[06:48] ---**
Let me at it!
**[06:52] ---**
That's meaningless.
**[06:54] ---**
This is rather fun, sir!
**[06:57] ---**
And that's not all. Look.
**[07:01] ---**
Again.
**[07:02] ---**
Once more.
**[07:04] ---**
Can I try that, too?
**[07:07] ---**
I want to borrow it, too.
**[07:15] ---**
Are you really here to learn
ninja techniques from me?
**[07:21] ---**
Let us try some water techniques.
**[07:24] ---**
You want us to get in that freezing water?
**[07:26] ---**
We'll catch cold.
**[07:28] ---**
Or, like, winter swimming?
**[07:30] ---**
A true ninja has to be able
to plunge into the icy water
**[07:33] ---**
of rivers and lakes in the cold of winter.
**[07:35] ---**
But we're only ninja trainees, right?
**[07:38] ---**
I'd prefer a hot bath.
***SIGN*** Spa Waters of Japan
**[07:39] ---**
Hey, why don't we use some of these?
**[07:42] ---**
Wow, bath salts! We get to enjoy
**[07:44] ---**
the feel of soaking in a
famous hot springs of the country!
**[07:49] ---**
This is the life.
**[07:54] ---**
Dororo, why don't you join us?
**[07:56] ---**
Hey. Are you really here to learn
ninja techniques from me?
**[08:01] ---**
Next are some earth techniques.
**[08:04] ---**
You will use this weapon
called a kunai knife.
**[08:06] ---**
You can dig a hole
big enough to hide in,
**[08:06] ---**
This thing can dig pretty fast.
**[08:08] ---**
or simply throw sand
in the face of your opponent.
**[08:08] ---**
This is like playing on the beach!
**[08:12] ---**
Hey, are you guys listening?
**[08:14] ---**
Hey, Tamama.
**[08:15] ---**
That's a real big hole.
**[08:17] ---**
I can do that. Mine'll be bigger, sir!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[08:22] ---**
Armageddon! One trillionth!
**[08:29] ---**
Are you really... here to learn
ninja techniques from me?
**[08:44] ---**
You again!
**[08:47] ---**
Space Detective 556!
**[08:50] ---**
And his younger sister, Lavie!
**[08:51] ---**
What brought you here, 556?
**[08:54] ---**
My brother desperately needs a job,
and you guys are in his way!
**[09:02] ---**
I'll put an end to this dojo's reputation!
**[09:07] ---**
You dare to challenge our dojo?!
**[09:09] ---**
I won't let you destroy my school.
**[09:11] ---**
I'll teach you a lesson!
**[09:14] ---**
Adhesion!
**[09:18] ---**
Do you honestly think you have a chance
**[09:20] ---**
against masters of ninja techniques?
**[09:23] ---**
But you haven't learned anything yet.
**[09:25] ---**
Let's go! Keroro Platoon,
battle formation!
***SIGN*** Shinobi
**[09:30] ---**
Let's go to our next request.
**[09:32] ---**
It's from Inner-Tokyo, and
she's using the handle... Natchi-san.
**[09:34] ---**
Wow, that's me! He'll read my request!
**[09:38] ---**
Hello...
**[09:44] ---**
What the heck are those
stupid frogs doing?! You jerks!
**[09:52] ---**
Now, Giroro!
***SIGN*** Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher
**[09:53] ---**
Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher!
**[09:58] ---**
Laser Sword!
**[10:02] ---**
Now it's my turn.
***SIGN*** Ninja Art: Tamama Impact
**[10:04] ---**
Ninja Art: Tamama Impact!
**[10:12] ---**
Darn you.
**[10:14] ---**
Huh?
**[10:14] ---**
Stop that racket!
**[10:16] ---**
What're you doing in there,
you stupid frog?!
**[10:19] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:20] ---**
Oh, shoot...
**[10:21] ---**
Open up right now!
Or else I'll tear down this door!
**[10:24] ---**
She sounds really angry!
**[10:27] ---**
Gero!
**[10:29] ---**
Dororo! Please teach me how
to disappear like you always do!
**[10:33] ---**
Okay? Okay? Okay?
**[10:34] ---**
I suppose I must.
**[10:36] ---**
Ninja Art: Cloud of Smoke Jutsu!
***SIGN*** Whoosh!
**[10:39] ---**
C'mon. We can all escape
under the cover of smoke...
**[10:42] ---**
Ow.
**[10:46] ---**
You stupid frogs!
**[10:47] ---**
Huh?
**[10:52] ---**
Heya!
**[10:52] ---**
Hi...
**[10:52] ---**
What the heck are you two
doing in our house?
**[10:57] ---**
We're sorry for making
a big mess! We're so sorry!
**[11:00] ---**
My head... hurts...
**[11:03] ---**
Whew. That was real close, wasn't it?
***SIGN*** Everyone
**[11:06] ---**
I'm glad *everyone's* safe and sound.
**[11:08] ---**
And since we're *all* here,
why don't we do our thing, okay?
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulu...
**[11:18] ---**
Um... aren't you guys forgetting someone?
***SIGN*** Shinobi
**[11:24] ---**
They really do not care...
**[11:27] ---**
It's not like that. They just, you know...
**[11:27] ---**
They never really cared...
**[11:29] ---**
C'mon, cheer up. Okay?
**[11:32] ---**
Look, no more tears!
**[11:34] ---**
Leave him alone.
**[11:42] ---**
They say lightning always strikes twice.
**[11:44] ---**
And sometimes, it feels like
**[11:45] ---**
tragedy keeps coming back to haunt you.
**[11:48] ---**
Let's go to our next request.
**[11:50] ---**
It's from Inner-Tokyo, and
she's using the handle... Natchi-san.
**[11:53] ---**
All right! It's me again!
**[11:53] ---**
"I hope you'll understand."
**[11:55] ---**
"You already picked my request before,
but unfortunately..."
**[12:07] ---**
Sis!
**[12:09] ---**
What's with all the noise?
**[12:11] ---**
Your window!
**[12:16] ---**
You sure ran into some
bad luck, Natchi-san.
**[12:18] ---**
Well, on to the next request.
**[12:19] ---**
I missed it again...
**[12:24] ---**
Show yourself, you stupid frog!
**[12:26] ---**
Huh?
**[12:27] ---**
The sergeant's not here?
**[12:34] ---**
Sis!
**[12:40] ---**
Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!
**[12:53] ---**
Where the heck are we?
**[13:08] ---**
A monster!
**[13:10] ---**
That's not a monster. It's a dinosaur.
**[13:13] ---**
A tyrannosaurus.
**[13:18] ---**
Stop!
**[13:20] ---**
Be careful, Gyao-chan. They're not your food.
**[13:24] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[13:27] ---**
Welcome to our theme park,
Jurassic Paradise.
***SIGN*** Jurassic Paradise
**[13:32] ---**
J-Jurassic Paradise...?
**[13:35] ---**
Where did you get that dinosaur?
**[13:36] ---**
Using a slice of dinosaur DNA
discovered recently,
**[13:40] ---**
we brought it back to life
using Keron's amazing technology.
**[13:43] ---**
We also revitalized a small one...
**[13:46] ---**
...but it escaped.
**[13:48] ---**
Then... earlier...
**[13:52] ---**
Don't tell me you're planning to
let them create havoc in the streets
**[13:54] ---**
as part of your conquest plans!
**[13:56] ---**
No, no, no, no, not at all, ma'am.
**[13:58] ---**
We'll just charge an entrance fee, ma'am.
**[14:00] ---**
Our expenses increase as
the end of the year draws near,
***SIGN*** Shudder
Shudder
**[14:03] ---**
but our fund is running dry.
**[14:05] ---**
At this rate, we won't survive
until next year, sir.
**[14:09] ---**
That's why I came up
with this Jurassic Paradise!
***SIGN*** Jurassic Paradise
***SIGN*** Money Grows On Trees
***SIGN*** Jurassic Paradise Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
**[14:15] ---**
It'll be the first realistic
dinosaur theme park in all of Pekopon.
**[14:19] ---**
You'll get the chance
to play with real dinosaurs!
***SIGN*** Grand Opening Discount This coupon allows up to four persons to enter at the following discounts.
***SIGN*** Adults (Middle School and Older) Children (Up to 6th Grade) Babies (Up to Age 3) Free
***SIGN*** Business Hours
***SIGN*** Entrance Fees
**[14:22] ---**
We've already distributed flyers
all over town.
**[14:25] ---**
Or, like, informed people?
**[14:29] ---**
A-Are you sure it's safe?
**[14:31] ---**
The tyrannosaurus is one of
the fiercest carnivores there is.
**[14:34] ---**
No need to worry!
**[14:36] ---**
With this pet obedience controller
called the 3-2-1 Obeyer,
**[14:39] ---**
invented by Kululu,
***SIGN*** 3-2-1 Obeyer
**[14:41] ---**
even the wildest animal
becomes as tame as a kitten.
**[14:44] ---**
Right, Gyao-chan?
**[14:48] ---**
Gyao-chan?
**[14:49] ---**
Right. He growls "gyao,"
so I named him Gyao-chan.
**[14:53] ---**
Let me show you a few simple tricks.
**[14:56] ---**
Gyao-chan, your hand!
**[15:02] ---**
Th-The other one.
**[15:05] ---**
L-Lie down...
**[15:09] ---**
I don't think this is working out...
**[15:12] ---**
Here's the yours-truly 1:100 scale MG Ball.
**[15:15] ---**
C'mon, Gyao-chan!
**[15:17] ---**
Go fetch the ball.
**[15:32] ---**
Good boy, good boy.
**[15:34] ---**
Th-That's enough, Sarge...
**[15:36] ---**
A-Are you sure?
**[15:37] ---**
Well then, Gyao-chan, *house.*
**[15:42] ---**
House! House!
***SIGN*** Gyao-chan
**[15:47] ---**
Huh?
**[15:47] ---**
House... house... house... house...
**[15:51] ---**
W-What the...?
**[15:55] ---**
Oh no!
**[15:58] ---**
What happened to the
control unit on his head?
**[16:05] ---**
I know! Giroro! Come over here, sir!
**[16:08] ---**
Roger!
**[16:09] ---**
Put the control unit
back on top of Gyao-chan's head!
**[16:14] ---**
Roger!
**[16:17] ---**
Huh?
**[16:18] ---**
What am I doing?
**[16:32] ---**
Sis!
**[16:36] ---**
Get up and go!
**[16:38] ---**
Giroro?
**[16:38] ---**
I'll take care of this.
**[16:40] ---**
That's a movie cliché where
someone is about to bite the dust.
**[16:44] ---**
Or, like, noble gesture?
**[16:46] ---**
Run!
**[16:48] ---**
Or, like, cannon fodder?
**[16:55] ---**
Of course.
**[16:56] ---**
Everybody, this way!
**[16:59] ---**
Sarge, where are you going?
**[17:06] ---**
Guys, give me a hand.
**[17:09] ---**
I've gotta save my treasures, at least.
**[17:12] ---**
Sarge...
**[17:13] ---**
It's another cliché. The obvious prey
who doesn't know any better.
**[17:23] ---**
Stop it, Gyao-chan!
**[17:24] ---**
Don't destroy this, sir, please!
**[17:31] ---**
We've got to get back up there.
**[17:34] ---**
There!
**[17:35] ---**
We can get back in the house through that gate.
**[17:38] ---**
What the?
**[17:42] ---**
Another troublemaker.
**[17:44] ---**
556! Did you come to save us, sir?
***SIGN*** Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
**[17:57] ---**
Why did he come here, anyway?
**[18:05] ---**
Looks like the damage turned
the gate into a black hole.
**[18:09] ---**
How do we get back?
**[18:10] ---**
This is perfect.
**[18:11] ---**
Let's kick that beast into the black hole.
**[18:14] ---**
No, that's too cruel.
**[18:16] ---**
What would you prefer?
Got any other ideas?
**[18:21] ---**
I'll talk to Gyao-chan
and win his trust, sir.
**[18:26] ---**
Gyao-chan, please calm down
and listen to me, sir!
**[18:36] ---**
Gyao-chan!
**[18:55] ---**
Gyao-chan...
**[18:57] ---**
I'm sure you remember how much I cared...
**[19:00] ---**
Gero?
**[19:04] ---**
You jerk!
**[19:06] ---**
You are no longer my friend!
**[19:11] ---**
Hey, Kululu.
**[19:12] ---**
Can't you use a time machine to
send him back to prehistoric times?
**[19:16] ---**
Even though I'm a genius, making
a time machine is out of my depth.
**[19:21] ---**
No, not again.
**[19:23] ---**
The "If we lived twice" Gun...?!
***SIGN*** Fantastic bit of luck #1
**[19:25] ---**
A fantastic bit of luck.
**[19:26] ---**
Sis, you can make Gyao-chan smaller.
**[19:29] ---**
For sure! I'll turn him back into an egg!
***SIGN*** Fantastic bit of luck #2
**[19:35] ---**
Another fantastic bit of luck.
**[19:41] ---**
Right here, right now,
a miracle has just taken place.
**[19:44] ---**
Right at that moment,
the alignment of the planets,
**[19:46] ---**
which only happens
every 1,000 years, took place.
***SIGN*** Fantastic bit of luck #3
**[19:53] ---**
Due to the planetary alignment,
**[19:54] ---**
Earth's magnetic fields
are slightly distorted,
**[19:58] ---**
causing a warped imaginary space
inside the black hole.
***SIGN*** Fantastic bit of luck #4
**[20:01] ---**
On top of that,
**[20:03] ---**
the antenna of Keroro's
treasured Char's Gelgoog
**[20:07] ---**
is by chance pointing exactly
north-northwest.
***SIGN*** West
***SIGN*** East
***SIGN*** North
***SIGN*** South
**[20:14] ---**
It's way too complicated to explain.
**[20:16] ---**
Suffice to say that due to the angle
and the mumbo-jumbo and all...
**[20:20] ---**
What's that?
**[20:21] ---**
Somehow, a time tunnel appeared.
***SIGN*** Product of Coincidence
**[20:28] ---**
Huh? How could that have happened?
**[20:30] ---**
Beats me. But it's there.
**[20:41] ---**
Huh?
**[20:47] ---**
Gyao-chan!
**[20:49] ---**
Gyao-chan...
**[20:58] ---**
Gyao-chan!
**[21:11] ---**
Gyao-chan...
**[21:13] ---**
I just hope you got back safely
to the Jurassic era, sir.
**[21:16] ---**
I hope so, too.
**[21:19] ---**
Scientists still can't explain
***SIGN*** Dinosaur fossils found in Oku Tokyo City
**[21:21] ---**
how a Gundam model was found
together with dinosaur fossils...
**[21:25] ---**
Kero?
***SIGN*** A Modern-day Mystery Prehistoric Gundam Plastic Model Found
**[21:29] ---**
It seems he managed to get back safely.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:06] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:07] ---**
Christmas decorations have
been going up, here and there.
**[23:10] ---**
Christmas trees are up in our
neighborhood shopping arcade,
**[23:14] ---**
which reminds me
that Christmas is near.
**[23:16] ---**
But it looks like there won't
be any romance this year for me.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that! Next episode,
**[23:20] ---**
there will be a battle between
the Red Ogre and Super Natsumi.
**[23:23] ---**
"Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!"
**[23:25] ---**
"Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:30] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E38 - Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir! / Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX75EX/giroro-the-mobile-soldier-in-love-sir--giroro-vs-natsumi-the-encounter-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
The star of this episode is Natsumi-chan.
**[01:34] ---**
What kind of story will she show...
**[01:36] ---**
W-What the...? Seriously?!
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden Camera
**[01:39] ---**
Ta-da! Surprised?
**[01:41] ---**
More like kinda disappointed, actually.
**[01:44] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[01:48] ---**
Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!
**[01:54] ---**
I want to thank all of you for
**[01:56] ---**
your cooperation in making this program.
**[01:59] ---**
I really appreciate it.
***SIGN*** Teleproducian
**[02:02] ---**
He's a friendly alien from Teleproducia.
**[02:05] ---**
He's a very powerful and influential figure
**[02:07] ---**
who makes decisions on
intergalactic TV programs.
**[02:10] ---**
I sure hope you're familiar with my programs.
**[02:13] ---**
Who wouldn't be?
**[02:15] ---**
I know *Surprise Hidden Camera*
is very popular.
**[02:17] ---**
Or, like, highly rated?
**[02:19] ---**
I love the targets' reactions
**[02:21] ---**
when they learn it was just a prank.
Their faces are priceless.
**[02:24] ---**
I am a big fan, too!
**[02:26] ---**
I assure you that you have
**[02:27] ---**
the full cooperation of the Keroro Platoon, sir.
**[02:30] ---**
How have you guys been?
**[02:32] ---**
Were you able to build what I asked for?
**[02:34] ---**
Of course, Sumomo-chan.
**[02:36] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[02:37] ---**
Okay...
**[02:45] ---**
Here's the Pekoponian suit
in the form of Lady Natsumi.
**[02:48] ---**
It may look like Natsumi,
**[02:50] ---**
but it functions exactly like an army suit.
**[02:54] ---**
That's perfect.
**[02:56] ---**
I'm looking forward to filming the show.
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden Camera
**[02:58] ---**
Sumomo-chan as a Pekoponian girl...
**[03:00] ---**
It'll be a big hit.
**[03:04] ---**
And our clueless target
**[03:06] ---**
must be roasting a sweet potato or something.
**[03:10] ---**
It's really cold in the morning.
**[03:11] ---**
And they say it'll even get colder
**[03:13] ---**
here on Pekopon as the days pass.
**[03:16] ---**
Camera 3, okay.
**[03:17] ---**
Camera 2, okay.
**[03:19] ---**
Camera 1, okay.
**[03:21] ---**
Roger.
**[03:24] ---**
Sumomo-chan, are you ready?
**[03:28] ---**
This is Sumomo.
**[03:29] ---**
The suit working perfectly.
Standby, okay.
**[03:33] ---**
Dimension generator, systems all green.
**[03:36] ---**
Or, like, super ready?
**[03:40] ---**
Hyperspace tunnel, generated.
**[03:42] ---**
Coordinates locked straight on Giroro-san's tent.
**[03:47] ---**
Sumomo-chan!
Go ahead whenever you're ready!
**[03:50] ---**
Okay.
**[03:51] ---**
Sumomo is on her way!
**[04:04] ---**
What was that?
**[04:15] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[04:17] ---**
What are you doing in here?
**[04:23] ---**
Oh, hi, Giroro.
**[04:25] ---**
Oh no... I must've overslept.
**[04:28] ---**
I'll go and make you breakfast now, okay?
**[04:31] ---**
Impossible. This can't be happening.
Cool your head, Giroro.
**[04:36] ---**
A soldier must always remain calm,
no matter what!
**[04:39] ---**
No matter...
**[04:41] ---**
How did I get here?
**[04:42] ---**
You must've been daydreaming.
**[04:44] ---**
This won't take long, okay?
**[04:47] ---**
A hybrid of bonito flakes and anchovies
is really the only way to make dashi stock.
**[04:50] ---**
Don't be fooled, Giroro.
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden...
**[04:55] ---**
I-Is it time for me to go in?
**[04:57] ---**
No. It's still too early, Tamama-kun.
**[04:59] ---**
I want to make Giroro fall for it completely.
**[05:03] ---**
I cannot wait much longer!
**[05:05] ---**
Hope you didn't mind waiting.
**[05:07] ---**
Eat all you want.
**[05:09] ---**
I'm not falling for this...
I refuse to take one bite...
**[05:12] ---**
A soldier must always be vigilant,
no matter what the threat.
**[05:17] ---**
I'm not falling for an obvious trap...
**[05:20] ---**
Yes, he fell for it.
**[05:25] ---**
I'm stuffed...
**[05:27] ---**
I'm so glad you ate everything I cooked.
**[05:30] ---**
What's that, Giroro?
**[05:32] ---**
There's a grain of rice on your cheek.
**[05:35] ---**
There. I took care of it.
***SIGN*** Ohhh...
**[05:39] ---**
Whoa!
**[05:42] ---**
I gotta... I gotta...
**[05:47] ---**
Private Tamama, now!
**[05:49] ---**
Roger!
**[05:50] ---**
I gotta...
**[05:51] ---**
Or, like, goodbye restraint?
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden...
**[05:54] ---**
Stop right there!
**[05:56] ---**
I gotta...
**[05:58] ---**
...exercise to digest my food.
**[06:01] ---**
Hello there!
It's the Surprise Hidden Camera...
**[06:05] ---**
He's a tough nut to crack.
**[06:09] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:11] ---**
Giroro...
**[06:12] ---**
The knot behind me has come undone.
**[06:14] ---**
Could you tie it for me?
**[06:19] ---**
I...
**[06:20] ---**
I...
**[06:22] ---**
I think I need a little more exercise
to settle things a bit...
**[06:28] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:32] ---**
That's a real healthy sweat.
**[06:33] ---**
Since you're already done eating,
would you like a hot bath?
***SIGN*** Ohhh...
**[06:37] ---**
We got him!
**[06:39] ---**
Would... you... like...
**[06:43] ---**
...a hot... bath?
**[06:47] ---**
I gotta... I gotta...
**[06:51] ---**
...clean my weapons
to keep them in condition.
**[06:53] ---**
Oh no! My sniper rifle
needs some grease.
**[06:56] ---**
How about the maintenance schedule
of my guided missiles?
**[06:58] ---**
They seem to be still okay.
What else...
**[07:01] ---**
Oh, I've got to get my custom-made
barrel's bedding done, too.
**[07:03] ---**
And I need to make some
repairs on this one and that one...
**[07:06] ---**
Hey, you!
**[07:08] ---**
I've been trying my best all this time,
**[07:10] ---**
and look how you're treating me!
**[07:11] ---**
No, Natsumi. That's not a toy.
**[07:13] ---**
Now is the perfect time...
**[07:15] ---**
...to change the program to a
surprise high-tech weapon battle!
**[07:20] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[07:21] ---**
The kitchen!
**[07:22] ---**
Oh no.
**[07:23] ---**
Lady Natsumi will kill me for sure, sir!
**[07:27] ---**
Stop right there!
**[07:33] ---**
Stop it, Natsumi!
**[07:36] ---**
You give me no choice!
**[07:42] ---**
You're ruining my show!
**[07:49] ---**
Wait!
**[07:50] ---**
W-What the...?!
**[07:56] ---**
O-Oh no.
**[07:56] ---**
W-What the heck's going on?
**[07:58] ---**
Who was that dressed up like that?
**[08:00] ---**
Other people might think
that's actually me out there!
**[08:03] ---**
You have to talk to Sumomo-chan,
inside the suit.
**[08:06] ---**
Take me to the ground right now, Tamama.
**[08:08] ---**
Okay!
**[08:10] ---**
I'll have to do this by myself.
**[08:14] ---**
Hey, Kululu. What the heck is this?
**[08:17] ---**
For your protection.
**[08:26] ---**
Do you think you can get away?
**[08:29] ---**
C'mon, let's make things more interesting.
**[08:32] ---**
Stop right there!
**[08:34] ---**
What?
**[08:35] ---**
This has gone too far!
**[08:37] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:38] ---**
Back off!
**[08:39] ---**
Enough, Sumomo-chan!
Stop all this embarrassment!
**[08:41] ---**
This isn't embarrassing at all.
**[08:43] ---**
It's embarrassing to me!
**[08:44] ---**
It's just a job to me!
**[08:49] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:50] ---**
We're not done yet.
**[08:51] ---**
C'mon! Stop that!
**[08:55] ---**
Your protective choker
will activate anytime now.
**[08:57] ---**
Huh?
**[09:22] ---**
So it's you, Sumomo-chan.
**[09:23] ---**
Oh, well. If you've found out, that's that.
**[09:25] ---**
We might as well make things flashy!
**[09:44] ---**
I've got you now!
**[09:46] ---**
Let go of me!
**[09:55] ---**
Is Sumomo-chan really in here?
**[10:03] ---**
You look the other way.
**[10:04] ---**
This sure feels strange...
**[10:10] ---**
Sumomo-chan...
**[10:11] ---**
Sumomo-chan!
**[10:13] ---**
You can't be dead!
**[10:15] ---**
A tragedy like this was
never in the script!
**[10:21] ---**
H-Hi, everyone.
**[10:23] ---**
She's alive again.
**[10:25] ---**
What's the meaning of this,
Sumomo-chan?
***SIGN*** Surprise Hidden Camera
**[10:27] ---**
S-Surprise Hidden Camera!
**[10:29] ---**
Don't play coy!
**[10:34] ---**
Well, I gotta go now.
Hope you'll like the show.
**[10:38] ---**
Huh? What show?
**[10:39] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[10:43] ---**
Natsumi-san,
that was a great performance!
**[10:46] ---**
The title will be:
**[10:47] ---**
"The Pekopon Female Soldier
Natsumi versus Natsumi."
**[10:51] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
I've heard nothing about this!
**[10:54] ---**
Sumomo-chan! See you again!
**[11:01] ---**
Why... you... stupid... frog...
**[11:05] ---**
Gero?
**[11:05] ---**
You dumbo!
**[11:06] ---**
I won't let you get away with this!
**[11:08] ---**
I'll never forgive!
**[11:11] ---**
Make sure your pranks don't go overboard, okay?
**[11:23] ---**
And so, Sumomo-chan created
a commotion and left.
**[11:26] ---**
On the other hand, Natsumi-chan still has...
**[11:29] ---**
So you can't take that off.
**[11:30] ---**
No one knows the password to unlock it.
**[11:34] ---**
Don't worry. That transformation choker
looks good on you, ma'am.
**[11:38] ---**
I don't wanna wear this to school!
**[11:41] ---**
The password is classified
top-secret by HQ,
**[11:45] ---**
and they need some time
to process all the documents.
**[11:48] ---**
What are you up to this time?
**[11:50] ---**
Why would you think
I'm up to something?
**[11:53] ---**
Because it's written all over your face!
**[11:58] ---**
When Natsumi gets upset,
she transforms into Powered Natsumi.
**[12:04] ---**
Noooo!
**[12:09] ---**
Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
**[12:15] ---**
Why, you...
**[12:16] ---**
Take it easy, Sis.
**[12:20] ---**
Powered Natsumi needs to calm down
in order to return to normal.
**[12:25] ---**
Settle down, settle down...
**[12:28] ---**
However...
***SIGN*** Combat
**[12:30] ---**
Combat!
**[12:32] ---**
Also, attack!
***SIGN*** Attack
**[12:35] ---**
The suit responds to voice commands.
**[12:40] ---**
So be careful, ma'am.
**[12:42] ---**
You're gonna be late.
**[12:43] ---**
You'd better find out what the
password is before I get back.
**[12:48] ---**
Actually, I already know the password.
**[12:52] ---**
But do you think it's safe to let
Natchi be powered up like that?
**[12:56] ---**
You don't get it, Private Tamama.
***SIGN*** Confidence
**[12:59] ---**
Wow, I can see the confidence in you.
**[13:01] ---**
It's faint, though.
**[13:02] ---**
Listen. The suit was
developed by the Keron army.
**[13:06] ---**
That means whoever wears the suit
**[13:08] ---**
automatically belongs to the
Keron army.
**[13:10] ---**
In other words, Lady Natsumi is She,
the ultimate weapon that we possess.
***SIGN*** She, the Ultimate Weapon
**[13:16] ---**
With Lady Natsumi on our side,
**[13:18] ---**
I am certain our conquest
of Pekopon will be clear sailing.
**[13:22] ---**
That's so clever, Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:24] ---**
Or, like, passing the buck?
**[13:26] ---**
But I don't know if Corporal Giroro
will go along with this plan...
***SIGN*** How dare you guys do this to Natsumi?
**[13:30] ---**
No problem.
**[13:31] ---**
There's no way he can resist
**[13:33] ---**
when he sees Lady Natsumi on our side.
**[13:35] ---**
It's a perfect plan, sir.
***SIGN*** Theme The Japanese Market and the World Economy
**[13:40] ---**
The relationship between a union
and management can be testy.
**[13:43] ---**
Stay calm, stay calm...
**[13:45] ---**
Sometimes, negotiations
lead to unavoidable deadlocks.
**[13:48] ---**
What do labor unions
sometimes do when this happens?
**[13:50] ---**
Hinata-san.
**[13:52] ---**
Um... they go on strike.
***SIGN*** Strike
**[13:54] ---**
Strike...?
**[13:56] ---**
Strike?!
***SIGN*** Battle
**[13:58] ---**
I... uh...
**[14:00] ---**
I need to go to the ladies' room right now!
**[14:05] ---**
That was close...
**[14:09] ---**
P.E. class...
**[14:11] ---**
Natsumi...
**[14:12] ---**
You're acting kinda strange today.
**[14:15] ---**
Huh? Nothing's wrong with me.
**[14:17] ---**
Nothing at all...
**[14:18] ---**
Hinata-san, you're the lead-off hitter.
***SIGN*** Hit
**[14:21] ---**
Lead-off hitter...
***SIGN*** Battle
**[14:23] ---**
Red team is the offense.
***SIGN*** Offense
**[14:26] ---**
Hold on to these, will you?
Sorry, but I'm not feeling well!
**[14:30] ---**
She's not feeling well...?
**[14:32] ---**
Maybe I have no choice...
**[14:35] ---**
...but to go home today.
**[14:42] ---**
I'll be in big trouble
if someone sees me like this.
**[14:45] ---**
I need to go home.
***SIGN*** What??
**[14:46] ---**
What?!
**[14:47] ---**
This is all that stupid frog's fault!
**[14:55] ---**
We'll soon be above the school.
**[14:56] ---**
She's probably changed into
Powered Lady Natsumi by now.
**[15:01] ---**
High energy source inbound.
It's Natsumi-san.
**[15:04] ---**
Right on cue!
**[15:06] ---**
Then let's get going!
**[15:07] ---**
This time he'll pay
for what he did to me!
**[15:10] ---**
You're gonna help us
conquer Pekopon, ma'am!
**[15:17] ---**
Conquer... Pekopon...
**[15:23] ---**
Hey. Where is that transport craft headed?
**[15:26] ---**
Giroro-senpai, I was just about
to call you. Look at that.
**[15:30] ---**
Natsumi!
**[15:33] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[15:35] ---**
Welcome to the Keroro Platoon.
**[15:43] ---**
I... I have a bad feeling about this...
**[15:47] ---**
Just a min...
**[15:52] ---**
Why?!
**[15:55] ---**
Instant defeat.
**[15:58] ---**
The Berserker system must have activated.
**[16:01] ---**
What did you say?
**[16:02] ---**
All my inventions are weapons
designed to complete an invasion.
**[16:07] ---**
Don't look at me like that.
**[16:08] ---**
What if I told you I'm gonna
let you use this armor?
**[16:13] ---**
She's indestructible.
**[16:15] ---**
Are you all right?
**[16:17] ---**
She's supposed to be on our side.
**[16:19] ---**
Sorry. I botched this one.
**[16:22] ---**
It seems she now regards
all Keronians as hostile.
**[16:26] ---**
Right now, even a missile
can't leave a scratch on her.
**[16:32] ---**
The only way out is to release her
using the password, but...
**[16:44] ---**
...it's impossible to go near her.
**[16:46] ---**
What if we just let her know the password?
**[16:49] ---**
How? She's not herself any more.
**[16:53] ---**
I think they need my help.
**[16:56] ---**
It was soooooo scary!
**[17:06] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[17:07] ---**
I'm moving out in a heavy
armored suit. I'll try to stop her.
**[17:11] ---**
I want you guys to lead her back here.
**[17:13] ---**
Got it, but hurry, because...
**[17:15] ---**
I'll send you the password while I can.
**[17:22] ---**
You want me to input this?!
**[17:25] ---**
Plus, you have to input it by voice.
**[17:28] ---**
How did it come to this?
**[17:35] ---**
I've got to lure Lady Natsumi somehow.
**[17:38] ---**
Wow, 623's selling some
instant dumplings over there!
**[17:44] ---**
You've gotta check it out!
**[17:47] ---**
I failed!
**[17:48] ---**
I will have to become a demon
in order to save Natchi.
**[17:51] ---**
Please forgive me, Natchi!
**[17:54] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[17:57] ---**
No way!
**[18:00] ---**
Please! Spare me!
**[18:04] ---**
Come this way, Lady Natsumi.
**[18:10] ---**
Natsumi, we're going home,
and you're coming with me!
**[18:25] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?
Is that all you've got?
**[18:47] ---**
You have to whisper the password
into her ear, or it won't work.
**[18:50] ---**
I'm aware of that.
**[18:53] ---**
Of course.
**[18:59] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:17] ---**
That was fantastic, Natsumi.
**[19:20] ---**
So here's your reward!
**[19:28] ---**
This is it. The password.
**[19:31] ---**
Natsumi, my love. Kiss me
tender and... hold me tights, forever.
**[19:41] ---**
It didn't work.
**[19:43] ---**
Try again.
**[19:43] ---**
What?!
**[19:46] ---**
N-Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender. And...
**[19:50] ---**
Hold me tight.
**[19:52] ---**
Forever. Forever. Forever.
**[20:07] ---**
Natsumi! Hey!
**[20:19] ---**
W-What the... Giroro?
**[20:22] ---**
It came undone.
**[20:24] ---**
Hey, your appetite saved you.
**[20:26] ---**
My appetite?
**[20:29] ---**
W-Why am I holding
this baked sweet potato?
**[20:31] ---**
Who knows...?
**[20:33] ---**
I don't know exactly what
happened just now, but...
**[20:37] ---**
But I distinctly remember
the smell of a sweet potato.
**[20:40] ---**
Giroro... did you save me?
**[20:44] ---**
As a soldier, I only carried out my duty.
**[20:50] ---**
But still, thank you.
**[20:53] ---**
Well, isn't this a happy ending?
**[20:55] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog.
**[20:56] ---**
Natchi.
**[20:58] ---**
Tamama.
**[20:59] ---**
Senpai, thanks for delivering
the password so emotionally.
**[21:02] ---**
Giro!
**[21:03] ---**
That was such a touching password, wasn't it?
**[21:05] ---**
Nobody says stuff like that these days.
**[21:07] ---**
A real knight in shining armor.
**[21:10] ---**
So what was the password, anyway?
**[21:12] ---**
Giro!
**[21:12] ---**
How about an encore?
**[21:15] ---**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[21:17] ---**
Oh, c'mon. Just tell me.
**[21:18] ---**
I can't...
**[21:19] ---**
How about I say it for you?
**[21:21] ---**
What?
**[21:21] ---**
This is gonna be great!
**[21:23] ---**
How about I blow up
that big mouth of yours?!
**[21:27] ---**
Corporal Giroro finally reveals
his true feelings.
**[21:30] ---**
Let's rewind that part and watch it again.
**[21:33] ---**
Don't you dare!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
Hi, this is Mois.
**[23:08] ---**
As the end of the year draws near,
**[23:10] ---**
we remember all sorts of things
that have happened this year.
**[23:12] ---**
Also, I intend to do my best
to destroy Pekopon next year.
**[23:15] ---**
Or, like, never falter?
**[23:17] ---**
Year-end bargains? Tax adjustments?
New Year's party?
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
In the next episode
**[23:21] ---**
we'll launch a campaign
to receive gifts from Santa-san.
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Taking Charge of
Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E39 - Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir! / Keroro: Taking Charge of Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2KVQ/keroro-operation-christmas-sir--keroro-taking-charge-of-year-end-housecleaning-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
Christmas.
**[01:34] ---**
A day that kids all over
the world look forward to.
**[01:37] ---**
One of the biggest events of the year.
**[01:41] ---**
Over here at the Hinata residence,
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[01:42] ---**
there is also one Keronian
who can hardly wait.
**[01:47] ---**
Although... he sees it
in a totally different way.
**[01:51] ---**
This is the perfect chance
to conquer Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Conquest of Pekopon
**[01:57] ---**
Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!
**[02:02] ---**
Christmas, you say?
**[02:04] ---**
That's right.
**[02:05] ---**
My research indicates that
Pekoponians are most vulnerable
**[02:08] ---**
to attack during the Christmas season,
because they go crazy about it.
**[02:12] ---**
So let's take advantage of it.
**[02:14] ---**
This is our perfect opportunity to...
***SIGN*** Scoop
**[02:16] ---**
Scoop! Pekopon up and make it ours.
**[02:19] ---**
I see...
**[02:21] ---**
But what are you really up to?
**[02:23] ---**
If we conquer Pekopon,
I'm sure HQ will issue a big bonus.
***SIGN*** Bonus
**[02:27] ---**
A lot of cool Gundam models
come out at the end of the year.
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[02:31] ---**
On top of that, there'll be
20-30% discounts all over the place.
***SIGN*** Bargain
***SIGN*** I knew it.
**[02:36] ---**
I knew you had something else in mind.
**[02:38] ---**
Still, I have no objections
to conquering Pekopon.
**[02:43] ---**
Exploiting the enemy's weakness...
I don't dislike the idea.
**[02:47] ---**
Then I guess we all agree to my plan...
**[02:50] ---**
Just wait a minute.
**[02:52] ---**
I shall not involve myself
**[02:53] ---**
in any plan that could ruin
the happiness of children.
**[02:58] ---**
Therefore, I must depart.
**[03:02] ---**
Who does he think he is?
**[03:03] ---**
Hey, Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant,
**[03:06] ---**
I regret to say I cannot
go along with your plan, either.
**[03:10] ---**
If I take part in your dastardly plan,
**[03:12] ---**
I will not be able to receive
any presents from Santa Claus.
**[03:15] ---**
S-Sunta Close?
***SIGN*** Sunta Close?
***SIGN*** This is wrong
**[03:18] ---**
Who in the world is that?
**[03:20] ---**
Santa Claus only gives presents
to kids who have been good.
**[03:24] ---**
And that's my reason, Mr. Sergeant.
Hope you understand.
**[03:27] ---**
Hey, Tamama!
**[03:28] ---**
We won't tell this Santa Claus
anything about the plan!
**[03:31] ---**
Santa Claus knows everything.
**[03:34] ---**
He won't give you a present
unless you've been good.
**[03:38] ---**
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
**[03:41] ---**
Santa Claus...
**[03:42] ---**
Presents...
**[03:44] ---**
Christmas sure raises a lot of questions.
**[03:47] ---**
Let's find out more about this adversary.
**[03:50] ---**
All right, men!
**[03:51] ---**
Go find out everything
there is to know about Christmas!
**[03:54] ---**
Roger!
**[03:55] ---**
Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
**[03:57] ---**
Sounds like a devious character.
**[03:59] ---**
He could be an alien
trying to conquer Pekopon
**[04:02] ---**
by gaining the people's confidence.
***SIGN*** That's you.
**[04:05] ---**
That's you.
**[04:10] ---**
In the meantime,
**[04:12] ---**
I might as well surf the net
for information about Christmas.
**[04:16] ---**
I'm gonna dive into the
information super ocean
**[04:17] ---**
to find out everything I need to know!
***SIGN*** Results of about 15,800,000 sites...
**[04:25] ---**
That's too much stuff.
**[04:27] ---**
Huh? Christmas?
**[04:29] ---**
That's right. Just tell me
whatever you know about it.
**[04:33] ---**
Let's see... I guess you could say
it's basically a day for lovers.
**[04:37] ---**
F-For lovers?
**[04:39] ---**
It's kinda romantic.
**[04:41] ---**
You can also give presents
to people you like.
**[04:42] ---**
It's a chance to get to know them better.
**[04:45] ---**
P-People you like...
**[04:47] ---**
Sometimes I wish I were a
little bit more open with my feelings.
**[04:51] ---**
But why are you asking me, anyway?
**[04:55] ---**
Huh? Giroro?
**[04:58] ---**
C-Christmas...
**[05:00] ---**
L-Lovers...
**[05:02] ---**
A present from Santa Claus...
**[05:06] ---**
Red-nosed reindeer...
**[05:10] ---**
Jingle bells...
***SIGN*** Christmas Special 1
**[05:12] ---**
Stockings on the wall...
**[05:15] ---**
Why, Christmas seems very nice.
**[05:21] ---**
I was almost completely taken in
by the magic of Christmas.
**[05:24] ---**
But nothing will stop me
from conquering Pekopon.
***SIGN*** In a daze
**[05:31] ---**
Christ... mas...
**[05:34] ---**
Giroro!
**[05:35] ---**
We're now about to conquer Pekopon.
**[05:38] ---**
Natsumi...
**[05:40] ---**
Lovers...
**[05:41] ---**
Giroro?
**[05:42] ---**
Get to know better...
**[05:45] ---**
Giroro!
**[05:46] ---**
No, you don’t!
**[05:47] ---**
Oh, it's just you. You startled me.
**[05:50] ---**
I'm the one who's shocked.
**[05:52] ---**
So, were you able to find out anything?
**[05:55] ---**
Well, I did some research on the subject.
**[05:57] ---**
I'm getting more and more
reluctant about this plan.
**[06:01] ---**
Instead of taking such
stopgap measures,
**[06:03] ---**
I'm sure there'll be many other
opportunities to conquer them.
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, c'mon!
**[06:06] ---**
This is the best time to buy
all kinds of Gundam models!
**[06:08] ---**
I don't care.
**[06:10] ---**
You can count me out.
**[06:14] ---**
Corporal Giroro, crossed out.
**[06:21] ---**
What?! Kululu!
**[06:23] ---**
What do you mean, you quit? Why?
**[06:28] ---**
Hi, Kulu-chan.
**[06:30] ---**
I've managed to take a day off today.
**[06:32] ---**
I'm thinking of having
a Christmas party here tonight.
**[06:35] ---**
You'll come, won't you?
**[06:40] ---**
You know, Hinata Aki can be
a valuable asset.
**[06:43] ---**
We'd be wise not to go against her.
**[06:46] ---**
But what about my bonus?
My Gundam models?!
**[06:49] ---**
You might as well give up.
**[06:52] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu dropped out.
**[06:59] ---**
That leaves only me to
conquer Pekopon all by myself...
***SIGN*** Impossible
**[07:02] ---**
It's impossible!
***SIGN*** Bonus
**[07:04] ---**
Which means
**[07:05] ---**
my bonus will be gone!
**[07:07] ---**
Gundam model kits! Gundam model kits!
**[07:10] ---**
Come back!
**[07:17] ---**
Isn't Santa Claus supposed to give presents?
**[07:23] ---**
Santa Claus!
**[07:25] ---**
You may be my last hope, sir.
**[07:29] ---**
Master Fuyuki. Tell me
where I can find Santa Claus.
**[07:32] ---**
Santa Claus?
**[07:33] ---**
I need to know right now.
**[07:35] ---**
Some people say he's in Greenland.
**[07:37] ---**
They say that Santa Claus has a home there.
**[07:40] ---**
Sounds good.
**[07:41] ---**
Master Fuyuki, I'm much obliged.
Greenland, right.
**[07:44] ---**
Also, there's a small village
in Lapland
**[07:47] ---**
which is famous for having
Santa Claus's house.
**[07:49] ---**
There you can see Santa Claus's room,
and you'll also have
**[07:52] ---**
a chance to meet him coming down
from the Korvatunturi fell.
**[07:56] ---**
Got it, sir.
**[07:57] ---**
There's more.
**[07:58] ---**
Gero!
**[07:59] ---**
There's more?
**[08:00] ---**
There's a Swedish city called Mora
**[08:02] ---**
where they say Santa Claus
is one of the residents.
**[08:04] ---**
And there's also a place in Norway,
and there's Hiroo in Hokkaido.
**[08:09] ---**
Plus Iceland and Finland...
**[08:09] ---**
That's enough!
**[08:10] ---**
Santa Claus! Where are you?
***SIGN*** Gundam MS Series
**[08:13] ---**
Santa Claus!
**[08:14] ---**
Santa Claus?
**[08:15] ---**
Santa Claus!
**[08:17] ---**
Santa Claus! Santa Claus!
Santa Claus? Santa Claus!
**[08:21] ---**
Santa Claus, where are you?
**[08:24] ---**
Santa Claus knows everything.
**[08:26] ---**
Santa Claus only gives presents
to kids who have been good.
**[08:30] ---**
Oh no...
**[08:32] ---**
Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
**[08:34] ---**
Sounds like a devious character.
**[08:36] ---**
He could be an alien trying
to conquer Pekopon.
**[08:40] ---**
Bad boy.
**[08:41] ---**
Santa Claus knows everything.
**[08:49] ---**
It can't be.
**[08:49] ---**
Oh, Santa Claus! Please forgive me!
I was so wrong!
***SIGN*** Christmas Sale
**[08:58] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?
**[09:01] ---**
556!
**[09:03] ---**
And Lady Lavie!
***SIGN*** Christmas Cakes
**[09:05] ---**
Why are you both dressed up like that?
**[09:09] ---**
We're making a living by
bringing smiles to all the children!
**[09:12] ---**
We're working part-time.
**[09:14] ---**
I want a cake.
**[09:15] ---**
Oh! Well, here's a good boy!
**[09:19] ---**
Merry Christmassed!
**[09:21] ---**
M-Merry Christmas...
**[09:23] ---**
Always keep on smiling!
**[09:25] ---**
Big brother, isn't it great
to make all these kids happy?
**[09:28] ---**
Yeah! It feels great doing good to others!
**[09:32] ---**
Doing good?
**[09:34] ---**
Maybe if I help and
do good deeds,
**[09:36] ---**
I'll get a present
from Santa Claus, too.
**[09:39] ---**
556, I want to help bring smiles
to the children's faces.
**[09:44] ---**
Keroro! What an admirable guy!
**[09:46] ---**
Okay!
**[09:48] ---**
Today, we'll be working on the same team!
**[09:50] ---**
We are
**[09:51] ---**
two allies bound by the
chains of true friendship!
**[09:55] ---**
556!
**[09:56] ---**
Keroro!
**[09:57] ---**
Just one thing.
**[09:58] ---**
I hope you understand that a friend
shouldn't ask to be paid.
**[10:04] ---**
Thank you for helping us.
**[10:05] ---**
This is unexpectedly heavy.
**[10:07] ---**
You can do it, Keroro!
**[10:09] ---**
Your time limit is 30 minutes!
**[10:11] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[10:12] ---**
This is really hard.
**[10:17] ---**
I'm back.
**[10:19] ---**
Hey, good job!
**[10:20] ---**
We've already prepared
your next batch of deliveries!
**[10:24] ---**
Get going! The kids are counting on you!
**[10:26] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[10:30] ---**
Merry Christmas.
**[10:32] ---**
I am going to eat!
**[10:35] ---**
Mm. Delicious.
**[10:41] ---**
Cheers.
**[10:42] ---**
Cheers.
**[10:44] ---**
I wonder where Sarge went off to...
**[10:49] ---**
Yes?
**[10:50] ---**
Wow! It's Santa Claus!
**[10:52] ---**
Wow!
**[10:53] ---**
M-Merry Christmas, sir.
**[10:59] ---**
Thank you very much, Froggy Santa Claus!
**[11:01] ---**
Gero?
**[11:02] ---**
Oh, don't mention it, sir!
**[11:07] ---**
And so, this was how Sergeant Keroro
spent his Christmas Eve.
**[11:11] ---**
Good work.
**[11:12] ---**
Great job, Keroro!
**[11:14] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[11:20] ---**
Huh? Sarge!
**[11:21] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:22] ---**
Are you all right?
**[11:23] ---**
You just missed a great party.
**[11:25] ---**
We set aside a piece of cake
for you, Kero-chan.
**[11:29] ---**
I've had enough of cake, ma'am.
**[11:32] ---**
I just want to sleep like a log.
**[11:46] ---**
Here we go.
**[11:53] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[11:56] ---**
My gift to everyone.
**[12:13] ---**
Santa Claus...
**[12:15] ---**
I have been a good boy...
**[12:29] ---**
Santa Claus...
**[12:32] ---**
I've really... tried my best, sir.
**[12:39] ---**
Santa Claus...
**[12:41] ---**
Looks like Santa Claus has been
watching Sergeant Keroro, after all.
**[12:46] ---**
All you kids out there,
remember to always be good, okay?
**[13:03] ---**
General house cleaning is a major event
where adults grumble, saying,
***SIGN*** 12/28 - Mom's last day of work 12/29 - General House Cleaning 12/30 - Postponed 12/31 - No more putting off. Do it!
**[13:07] ---**
"This's so tiring. I should have
cleaned my place more regularly."
**[13:11] ---**
But it's too late to regret.
**[13:14] ---**
However, at the Hinata residence,
**[13:16] ---**
there's a Keronian who's been looking forward
to this event for a long time.
***SIGN*** Site Supervisor
Sergeant Keroro
**[13:24] ---**
The site supervisor, Sergeant Keroro.
**[13:31] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, cleaning enforcer.
***SIGN*** Fully Equipped
**[13:33] ---**
I, Sergeant Keroro, am duly authorized
to enforce cleaning operations.
***SIGN*** Enforcer
**[13:37] ---**
I hereby sentence all dirt and dust
to be banished for eternity!
**[13:41] ---**
Wait a minute!
**[13:42] ---**
Why do I have to help
Pekoponians clean their house?
**[13:46] ---**
And to be bossed around by
someone like you is unbearable!
**[13:49] ---**
Shut up, crybaby.
**[13:51] ---**
Cleaning is my area of expertise.
**[13:53] ---**
I will not tolerate defiance.
**[13:55] ---**
You are nothing
but a lion with a collar on.
**[14:00] ---**
Ridiculous! I'm not putting up with this!
**[14:02] ---**
Just a second.
**[14:04] ---**
Do you think you can choose?
Aren't you a freeloader?
***SIGN*** Freeloader
**[14:09] ---**
A... freeloader...
**[14:13] ---**
It's settled, then.
**[14:15] ---**
Everybody, get to your stations
and follow my orders.
**[14:18] ---**
Okay, get going!
**[14:20] ---**
Roger!
**[14:23] ---**
Keroro: Taking Charge of
Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
**[14:32] ---**
It sure is hard to get rid of
all these water stains.
**[14:36] ---**
Maybe if I use more cleaner...
**[14:39] ---**
You're dead wrong!
**[14:44] ---**
This is a radar that can
detect cleaning mistakes: Tattler-kun.
***SIGN*** Tattler-kun
**[14:47] ---**
Patent pending...
**[14:50] ---**
What do you mean?
**[14:51] ---**
You can't use powdered
detergent on glass surfaces.
**[14:55] ---**
You'll only scratch it all over.
**[14:56] ---**
Use some old newspaper to polish it.
**[15:01] ---**
The ink on the newspaper
acts like a waxing agent, ma'am.
**[15:05] ---**
Wow, it does work!
**[15:11] ---**
Somebody else is cleaning the wrong way!
**[15:15] ---**
Cleaning can be fun, if I only
have to do it once in a while.
**[15:18] ---**
I guess I'm a failure as a mother.
**[15:23] ---**
What the...?
**[15:25] ---**
Madam... that's no good.
**[15:27] ---**
Kero-chan...?
**[15:29] ---**
I'm afraid you don't seem to know
the basics of housecleaning.
**[15:33] ---**
What am I doing wrong?
**[15:35] ---**
Why don't you try this... mademoiselle?
**[15:39] ---**
Hey. That's a...
**[15:42] ---**
A broom?
**[15:44] ---**
It really looks good on you.
**[15:46] ---**
Tres bien, mademoiselle.
**[15:48] ---**
But... this isn't very efficient.
**[15:52] ---**
You'll be surprised.
**[15:53] ---**
Try sweeping this magic dust
off the floor.
**[15:56] ---**
Wow! It's gathering all the dust so easily!
**[16:00] ---**
This magic dust is just dried-up tea leaves.
**[16:03] ---**
Just don't forget to wipe
with a dry cloth afterwards.
**[16:06] ---**
The tatami mat is Japan's heart.
It's the face of a family.
**[16:11] ---**
I never realized I had
so many books in here.
**[16:15] ---**
I still haven't read this one.
**[16:17] ---**
I bet I'll still enjoy this one
if I read it again.
**[16:21] ---**
That's exactly how you ended up
**[16:24] ---**
with so many books in the first place.
**[16:26] ---**
I guess you're right...
**[16:29] ---**
But, Sarge! These are
the books I still want to read!
**[16:34] ---**
And... these are for safekeeping!
**[16:35] ---**
And those are book collections
I bought at a bazaar!
**[16:38] ---**
Why are you doing this?
**[16:39] ---**
What if I suddenly get the urge
to read those books?
***SIGN*** The Courage to Let Go
**[16:42] ---**
Learn to let go!
**[16:43] ---**
I understand... it's not easy
to throw away old books.
**[16:46] ---**
So they take up all the space you have.
**[16:49] ---**
That's true...
**[16:50] ---**
But think.
**[16:50] ---**
If you allow that, you may be
missing out on many new ones.
***SIGN*** The Courage to Let Go
**[16:56] ---**
Learn to let go.
**[16:57] ---**
Let go. Let go!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
On Sale
Now
**[17:00] ---**
My bookshelves are too full.
Maybe some other time...
**[17:04] ---**
You'll meet someone new when
you leave behind the past.
**[17:07] ---**
That's what makes life so interesting.
**[17:09] ---**
You're so right...
**[17:12] ---**
Thank you, Sarge!
**[17:13] ---**
I realize how important it is to let go!
**[17:18] ---**
Good luck to your new meetings!
**[17:20] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:21] ---**
It must be very hard on you, too,
**[17:23] ---**
throwing away all of your old Gundam models.
**[17:26] ---**
That's an entirely different case.
**[17:29] ---**
Huh?
**[17:30] ---**
They're all being displayed
with care in our secret base.
***SIGN*** The Courage to Let Go
**[17:34] ---**
Why would I just throw them away?
**[17:36] ---**
Um... Sarge?
**[17:39] ---**
Lady Natsumi,
**[17:41] ---**
when you brush dust off, you've
got to do it from top to bottom,
**[17:44] ---**
just like water
running down the river.
**[17:46] ---**
Start with the ceiling,
then the lights.
**[17:49] ---**
It has to be in the right order, ma'am.
**[17:51] ---**
Roger.
**[17:51] ---**
Hey, you. What the heck are you doing?
**[17:53] ---**
Don't dump water in the hallway!
**[17:56] ---**
This is how we do it in the army.
**[17:58] ---**
You moron!
**[17:59] ---**
You may let a cake go bad,
but never the floor!
**[18:04] ---**
And so, with the sergeant
micromanaging everything,
**[18:06] ---**
the housecleaning of the Hinata Residence
**[18:07] ---**
progressed at a breakneck pace.
**[18:11] ---**
Wow, this is totally
different from last year.
**[18:14] ---**
I hate to say this, but
we owe it all to that frog.
**[18:17] ---**
I guess he really knows how
to take care of the house.
**[18:21] ---**
But I lost so many things...
**[18:24] ---**
Now we give ourselves a cleaning.
**[18:26] ---**
I volunteer!
**[18:27] ---**
I still have to clean the bath,
but I'll use it first, too.
**[18:30] ---**
Mois-chan, thanks for helping.
**[18:33] ---**
You're welcome. I'm always
involved in destroying things.
**[18:36] ---**
It was a nice change,
dusting off and wiping and all.
***SIGN*** Thud
**[18:45] ---**
Even though wiping out a
planet is no problem for me.
**[18:48] ---**
Or, like, other viewpoints?
**[18:50] ---**
She seems to be used to a grander scale.
**[18:52] ---**
She is the Great Lord of Terror, after all.
**[18:55] ---**
By the way,
where are Kero-chan and Giro-chan?
**[18:58] ---**
Huh? Maybe they're still at it.
**[19:00] ---**
Didn't you listen?
**[19:02] ---**
I've told you a hundred times,
**[19:03] ---**
don't just burn everything!
**[19:05] ---**
They're still at it.
**[19:06] ---**
Nylons are noxious.
Clothes should be recycled.
**[19:09] ---**
Jeez, don't you know anything else
besides playing with weapons?
**[19:12] ---**
Shut up!
**[19:13] ---**
Why should I worry about
Pekopon's environmental issues?
**[19:16] ---**
Hey, do you realize what you just said?
**[19:31] ---**
My radar has just detected
someone cleaning the wrong way.
**[19:34] ---**
W-What's that?
**[19:38] ---**
It sure is hard to remove these stains...
**[19:41] ---**
I'm starting to get dizzy.
**[19:42] ---**
Don't you dare use a nylon scrubber!
**[19:47] ---**
If you use hard bristles on the bathtub,
**[19:49] ---**
you'll just scratch it all over.
**[19:51] ---**
First, you apply some detergent on it.
Then wait for 5 to 6 minutes...
**[19:53] ---**
You scattered glass all over the place!
**[19:58] ---**
Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[20:00] ---**
Burn to a crisp...
**[20:03] ---**
You all did a great job.
**[20:04] ---**
Here are New Year's noodles.
**[20:06] ---**
New Year's noodles?
**[20:08] ---**
It's a Japanese custom.
**[20:10] ---**
It's what we eat while we wait
for the coming of the New Year.
**[20:14] ---**
It symbolizes a long and healthy
life for us in the years to come.
**[20:18] ---**
That's beautiful.
**[20:19] ---**
Or, like, trouble ahead?
**[20:21] ---**
Hmph. How ridiculous.
**[20:23] ---**
Pekoponians are a strange lot.
**[20:25] ---**
Let me try it.
**[20:33] ---**
Yummy!
**[20:34] ---**
Waiter. Can I have another one?
**[20:38] ---**
An enemy attack?
**[20:40] ---**
That's just the New Year's bell.
**[21:23] ---**
And so, the Keroro Platoon experiences
**[21:27] ---**
their first New Year on Earth.
**[21:30] ---**
All you viewers out there,
have a Happy New Year.
***SIGN*** Happy New Year...
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Keroro.
**[23:08] ---**
You know, I worked very hard this year.
**[23:11] ---**
Our invasion of Pekopon
didn't get very far,
**[23:14] ---**
but I certainly finished
a lot of Gundam models.
**[23:16] ---**
I saw a lot of anime
and read a lot of manga, too.
**[23:19] ---**
It was a great year.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
Next episode, with a new year upon us,
I'll turn over a new leaf.
**[23:24] ---**
"Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E40 - Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir? / Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good, but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPW3W/mois-or-like-happy-new-year-sir--keroro-new-years-food-is-also-good-but-dont-forget-your-homework-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** A New Year's message from the entire cast
***SIGN*** New Year
**[01:42] ---**
We wish you all
**[01:44] ---**
a happy New Year!
**[01:47] ---**
We appreciate all the viewers
for kindly supporting
**[01:51] ---**
the show last year.
**[01:53] ---**
We all thank each of you
from the bottom of our hearts.
**[01:57] ---**
We hope to maintain a good relationship...
**[02:00] ---**
...with all of you.
**[02:03] ---**
I sincerely hope so, too.
**[02:05] ---**
Wow... what a great feeling.
**[02:08] ---**
Who the heck are you?
**[02:09] ---**
Huh?
**[02:10] ---**
Don't you know who I am? It's me.
**[02:14] ---**
Oh, c'mon.
Y'all hear my voice, don't you?
**[02:19] ---**
The invasion of Earth...
**[02:20] ---**
It could begin in a place
we humans would least imagine.
***SIGN*** Narrator:
The invasion of Earth...
it began in a place
we humans would never have
imagined. For example, yes...
**[02:26] ---**
For example, yes...
**[02:28] ---**
Oh, now I get it.
**[02:29] ---**
I thought this would be
**[02:30] ---**
the perfect time to join you, since this is a
New Year greeting from all of us.
**[02:33] ---**
Am I out of place?
**[02:34] ---**
Get back to work.
**[02:35] ---**
H-Hey, wait! Ow! What are you doing?
**[02:37] ---**
C'mon, give me a break!
**[02:39] ---**
Anyway, the star of our first episode
of the year is Lady Mois.
**[02:43] ---**
Huh? Me?
**[02:44] ---**
Or, like, without delay?
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
**[02:53] ---**
Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?
**[02:59] ---**
The whole nation is celebrating the New Year.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[03:04] ---**
But where is it being celebrated the most?
**[03:07] ---**
Right here.
**[03:09] ---**
They say how a year ends
depends on how it begins.
***SIGN*** How a year ends deepens depends
on how it begins -Keroro
**[03:12] ---**
We shall hold a New Year's
party in hopes that this year
**[03:16] ---**
will be a very successful
one for the Keroro Platoon.
**[03:18] ---**
Well, enough of the formalities
and ceremonial speeches.
**[03:21] ---**
Let's all have a toast.
**[03:23] ---**
Sure, Uncle.
**[03:28] ---**
Well, then...
**[03:30] ---**
I look forward to another year with you.
**[03:32] ---**
Me too.
**[03:34] ---**
I humbly wish you a happy New Year.
**[03:37] ---**
Oh, no, nonsense.
**[03:40] ---**
Or, like, new year's greetings?
**[03:42] ---**
Okay, everyone. Cheers!
**[03:43] ---**
Cheers!
**[03:49] ---**
What is this?
**[03:51] ---**
A mild dry taste lingers on your tongue.
**[03:53] ---**
A flavorful aroma spreads
throughout your mouth.
**[03:56] ---**
I've never tasted anything like this.
***SIGN*** Nectar
**[03:59] ---**
Keroro. What is this?
**[04:03] ---**
I special ordered it from Yakushima
in Kyushu for this very moment.
**[04:08] ---**
It's the famous Jomon mineral water.
**[04:10] ---**
It tastes great as-is, but you can
make good tea with it, too.
**[04:14] ---**
No water tastes better than this.
**[04:17] ---**
We can all drink as much as we want.
**[04:19] ---**
We're gonna get wild tonight!
**[04:21] ---**
Let's party like there's no tomorrow!
**[04:24] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Kite Flying
**[04:27] ---**
What's New Year's Day without
*tako-age* (kite flying)?
**[04:34] ---**
Tamaya!
**[04:40] ---**
Why am I getting launched?
**[04:42] ---**
'Coz you're red and round.
**[04:44] ---**
In other words, exactly like a *tako* (octopus).
**[04:47] ---**
We're flying kites, not octopuses!
***SIGN*** Battledore
**[04:50] ---**
A popular New Year's game is battledore.
**[04:52] ---**
Okay, I'll be the one to start.
**[04:54] ---**
There you go.
**[04:55] ---**
Hey, that's a good one, sir.
**[04:58] ---**
And I answer you with... this one.
**[05:01] ---**
W-What the heck is this...?
***SIGN*** Fukuwarai
**[05:05] ---**
And what's New Year's Day without Fukuwarai?
**[05:09] ---**
This is the "Fortune comes to
those who smile" Gun!
**[05:12] ---**
Click.
**[05:17] ---**
It's my turn!
**[05:19] ---**
So how's this?
**[05:20] ---**
No. You've made a big mess.
**[05:23] ---**
How about this?
**[05:25] ---**
That's not so bad, but I'd
rather make him look like this.
**[05:31] ---**
Hilarious.
**[05:36] ---**
Boy, that was so much fun.
**[05:39] ---**
New Year's sure is a great holiday!
**[05:41] ---**
So now, why don't we all
say our hopes for the new year?
**[05:45] ---**
Sounds good!
**[05:47] ---**
Okay, let's start with Corporal Giroro!
**[05:50] ---**
My plan?
**[05:50] ---**
Conquering Pekopon.
That's the only thing I'm after.
***SIGN*** Doing My Duty
**[05:54] ---**
Are you sure?
**[05:56] ---**
Aren't you kinda forgetting someone?
**[05:58] ---**
No! Not at all!
**[06:03] ---**
Hey. It's for you, from the corporal.
***SIGN*** To Natsumi From Giroro
**[06:05] ---**
Huh? Even though we live
under the same roof?
***SIGN*** Big-Ships Big-Guns Policy
**[06:10] ---**
Big-ships big-guns policy!
**[06:12] ---**
What could he mean by that?
**[06:14] ---**
Okay, next! Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[06:17] ---**
My hopes?
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[06:32] ---**
He's just too creepy!
**[06:33] ---**
Let's go to the next one!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[06:35] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[06:36] ---**
What? Me?
**[06:37] ---**
Give us a positive and cheerful one, okay?
**[06:40] ---**
Okay!
**[06:41] ---**
I, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
hope to be loved by Mr. Sergeant.
**[06:49] ---**
Why, you!
**[06:51] ---**
Try and catch me!
**[06:53] ---**
Speechless...
**[06:56] ---**
Whoops! I just let that slip out.
I'm so embarrassed.
**[07:00] ---**
Private Tamama.
**[07:01] ---**
Yes?
***SIGN*** Unconcerned
**[07:05] ---**
You don't have to worry.
I love all of my subordinates!
**[07:10] ---**
I'm your leader!
**[07:11] ---**
That is not what I meant.
I want all of your attention.
**[07:16] ---**
Let us hear your goal, commander.
**[07:21] ---**
I think we all know what he wants.
**[07:23] ---**
All right.
**[07:26] ---**
First and foremost, I wish
for everyone's good health.
**[07:29] ---**
Reaching our goals at the expense
of our health would be meaningless.
**[07:34] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant.
***SIGN*** Touched
**[07:36] ---**
It feels weird that he's making sense.
**[07:39] ---**
Or, like, safety concerns?
**[07:43] ---**
They say, "In this small Japan,
where are you going in such a hurry?"
**[07:46] ---**
Let's try to remember the
true meaning of these words.
**[07:49] ---**
Conquering Pekopon can only be
appreciated in good health.
***SIGN*** Convinced...
**[07:55] ---**
Did I get too serious?
**[07:57] ---**
Last but not least: Lady Mois,
please share your aspirations!
**[07:59] ---**
Huh? Um, mine...?
**[08:02] ---**
I don't know... should
I really tell him my desire?
**[08:06] ---**
Congratulations!
**[08:12] ---**
W-What should I do?
***SIGN*** Grind grind grind grind...
**[08:15] ---**
Somehow Tamama sensed
exactly what Mois was going to say.
**[08:20] ---**
Uncle and me in an immaculate white...
**[08:24] ---**
This is boring! Mr. Sergeant,
where's our New Year's cuisine?
**[08:28] ---**
We're all going to have zoni soup, right?
**[08:31] ---**
I guess so, sir.
***SIGN*** Heart-wrenching
**[08:32] ---**
Let's start cooking right away.
**[08:36] ---**
I guess I'd better keep it to myself for now.
**[08:40] ---**
Oh, poor Mois-chan.
**[08:42] ---**
Or, like, minor delay?
**[08:46] ---**
What the heck is this...?
**[08:49] ---**
Is this your original recipe?
**[08:50] ---**
It certainly is.
**[08:51] ---**
I studied all kinds of zoni soup
throughout the nation.
**[08:54] ---**
Then I added my ideas to come up
with this ultimate zoni soup.
**[08:58] ---**
It smells funny...
**[09:01] ---**
Some ingredients seem to
have caused chemical reactions.
**[09:04] ---**
Or, like, toxic substance?
**[09:06] ---**
C'mon. Help yourself.
**[09:08] ---**
C'mon.
**[09:10] ---**
I'll eat it.
**[09:12] ---**
What?
**[09:13] ---**
I'll eat it.
**[09:16] ---**
This calls for my splendid explanation.
**[09:18] ---**
Keroro's special zoni
caused another, far greater,
**[09:21] ---**
chemical reaction inside Mois's body.
**[09:31] ---**
Lady Mois...
***SIGN*** Chemical Reaction
**[09:37] ---**
Chemical reaction complete.
**[09:39] ---**
Oh, Uncle, it was simply perfect.
**[09:42] ---**
Or, like, magnum opus?
**[09:45] ---**
I knew it, Lady Mois.
**[09:46] ---**
It's so good,
I could never get enough of it!
**[09:50] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
He is getting away from me!
**[09:54] ---**
I'm not giving up my sergeant to you.
***SIGN*** Chemical Reaction
**[09:58] ---**
Chemical reaction.
**[10:04] ---**
Tamama!
**[10:07] ---**
And you too, Corporal.
**[10:14] ---**
Sergeant Major.
**[10:29] ---**
Gero!
**[10:29] ---**
Oh no, what did I cook?
**[10:33] ---**
They're all such pathetic weaklings.
**[10:36] ---**
It's just the two of us now, my dear Uncle.
**[10:39] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Congratulations
***SIGN*** Celebrating
the New Year
**[10:44] ---**
My plan for this year is to
protect the nature of Pekopon.
**[10:48] ---**
I must make my influence stronger,
right at our first platoon meeting.
**[10:53] ---**
Lady Mois! Don't do it!
**[11:00] ---**
Somebody help me. Private Tamama!
**[11:03] ---**
Giroro! Kululu! Master Fuyuki!
**[11:06] ---**
What about me?
**[11:08] ---**
You've been forgotten on
the very first day of the year.
**[11:12] ---**
I finally caught you, Uncle.
**[11:18] ---**
Lady Mois! Please don't!
**[11:20] ---**
That didn't turn out right!
**[11:21] ---**
Looks like I'm better off
being ignored for today. Nin nin.
**[11:21] ---**
Please let go of me, Lady Mois!
**[11:26] ---**
My dear Uncle...
***SIGN*** My dear Uncle
**[11:29] ---**
Anyway, please enjoy
another year of this series!
***SIGN*** Dragon
**[11:41] ---**
It's New Year's Day everywhere you look.
**[11:44] ---**
Usually, on New Year's Day...
**[11:54] ---**
...greeting cards are
supposed to be delivered.
***SIGN*** Forward Cosmic Post Office
**[11:57] ---**
Forward... Cosmic Post Office?
**[12:00] ---**
Now, what could it be?
**[12:05] ---**
Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!
***SIGN*** Planet Pekopon Japan Keroro Platoon
**[12:13] ---**
Why, it's...
**[12:14] ---**
Kero!
**[12:15] ---**
Keron HQ must have forwarded the letters
**[12:17] ---**
addressed to our office there.
**[12:19] ---**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Grin
**[12:24] ---**
What does it say?
**[12:26] ---**
These are postcards for the
Keroro Platoon from kids all over Keron.
**[12:30] ---**
Lady Mois! Please be kind
enough to read them to us, ma'am!
**[12:34] ---**
Sure.
**[12:35] ---**
Okay, here goes the first one.
**[12:37] ---**
"To Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
**[12:41] ---**
...and Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[12:43] ---**
I'd like to wish you all
a Happy New Year."
**[12:46] ---**
Happy New Year to you, too.
***SIGN*** Shocked
**[12:48] ---**
Apparently one person has been forgotten.
**[12:51] ---**
"I hope for Pekopon to
belong to all of us soon.
**[12:54] ---**
My father, mother, little brother
and I look forward to that.
***SIGN*** Our Pekopon
**[12:58] ---**
Please take care of yourselves
while you conquer Pekopon.
**[13:02] ---**
'Til next time,
Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,
**[13:05] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama and
Sergeant Major Kululu... Goodbye."
***SIGN*** Shocked
**[13:08] ---**
Goodbye.
**[13:09] ---**
Let's go on to the next postcard.
**[13:12] ---**
"To the super-strong Keroro Platoon,
Happy New Year to you.
***SIGN*** Mt. Fuji
***SIGN*** Eiffel Tower
***SIGN*** French bread
**[13:17] ---**
When you take control of Pekopon,
I am going to live in France.
***SIGN*** Large gate
***SIGN*** France
***SIGN*** Nothing is more beautiful than good relations.
**[13:22] ---**
But I'm sure my sister
and I will fight over it.
**[13:25] ---**
By now, you've probably conquered
half of Pekopon already, right?"
**[13:30] ---**
Such impatient sisters.
**[13:33] ---**
That touched a nerve...
**[13:35] ---**
"Happy New Year.
***SIGN*** Toad Nebula News
**[13:37] ---**
I never fail to watch the latest
adventures of the Keroro Platoon
**[13:41] ---**
on TV every evening."
**[13:43] ---**
Huh? We're on TV?
**[13:46] ---**
"My favorite part was when
your platoon leader knocked out
**[13:49] ---**
the Pekopon forces with just one blow.
**[13:51] ---**
It really felt like I was watching a movie."
**[13:53] ---**
That report was totally fabricated.
**[13:56] ---**
Do you expect them to report the truth?
**[13:59] ---**
"Best Wishes.
***SIGN*** Keroro Sausage
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Body Warmer
**[14:00] ---**
The Keroro Platoon is so popular.
***SIGN*** Tamama Chocolate
***SIGN*** The Full Blast... Giroro
**[14:03] ---**
Your character goods
are selling like hotcakes.
***SIGN*** Keroro Goods Just in
***SIGN*** Arrival of Next Shipment
Undetermined
**[14:06] ---**
Your contributions to the economy
are reported to be 30-40 billion."
**[14:10] ---**
How come no one told us?
**[14:12] ---**
Somebody is profiting off us!
**[14:15] ---**
It's the ones in the know.
**[14:17] ---**
"Sadly, the yellow character's goods
are hardly selling at all.
***SIGN*** Very Popular Keroro Platoon Corner SALE 50% OFF Kululu only
**[14:23] ---**
Maybe a change of color might help.
***SIGN*** Welcome Free, Take it
**[14:25] ---**
But it would be better if you just
replaced him with someone else."
**[14:29] ---**
Hand that postcard to me.
***SIGN*** Poke poke poke poke...
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[14:38] ---**
This is the last one.
**[14:40] ---**
Huh? This is not a New Year's Day postcard.
**[14:43] ---**
Or, like, normal postcard?
**[14:45] ---**
Why would anyone send that
on New Year's Day?
**[14:48] ---**
That's okay. What's important is
that it was written from the heart, sir.
**[14:53] ---**
Right.
**[14:54] ---**
"Sergeant Keroro."
**[14:56] ---**
Yes, yes!
**[14:56] ---**
"Submit your homework ASAP."
**[14:59] ---**
Yes, yes!
***SIGN*** Submit your homework right away. - Homework Monitoring Team of Keron HQ
**[15:02] ---**
"From the Homework
Monitoring Team of Keron HQ."
***SIGN*** Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
**[15:06] ---**
Homework... Homework... Homework...
**[15:11] ---**
What homework? Didn't you
send that out last summer?
***SIGN*** Keroro
***SIGN*** Questions Platoon Leader’s Diary Winter Free Research A Platoon Leader's Companion
**[15:26] ---**
O-Oh, no!
**[15:29] ---**
Sergeant Keroro completely forgot.
**[15:32] ---**
A platoon leader is given
homework not only in the summer,
**[15:34] ---**
but also in the winter.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[15:37] ---**
I'm sure he's probably
finished some of it. Right?
**[15:41] ---**
No.
**[15:44] ---**
But, but...
**[15:46] ---**
It's because I was so busy last month
preparing for New Year's Day!
**[15:50] ---**
I'm so busy!
**[15:51] ---**
Boy, I'm so busy!
**[15:53] ---**
I'm as busy as busy can be.
**[15:56] ---**
I completely forgot about this.
**[15:59] ---**
This shouldn't be so bad.
**[16:01] ---**
You managed to finish
your summer homework, right?
***SIGN*** Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
**[16:04] ---**
The summer homework.
**[16:05] ---**
Homework... Homework...
**[16:07] ---**
That summer nightmare
returns to haunt Sergeant Keroro.
***SIGN*** Shiver
***SIGN*** Quake
**[16:20] ---**
No... I don't wanna do any homework.
**[16:22] ---**
You should've done it
little by little each day.
**[16:24] ---**
Oh, poor Uncle.
**[16:27] ---**
It's a tough job, but someone's
got to do it, Mr. Sergeant.
**[16:35] ---**
And so, Sergeant Keroro's
nightmare has begun once more.
**[16:39] ---**
You mean, that stupid frog
is busy doing his homework?
**[16:43] ---**
He's in there working real hard.
***SIGN*** Concentration
**[16:45] ---**
My sympathy is with him...
**[16:47] ---**
What a way to spend New Year's Day.
***SIGN*** Biho-do New Year's Customer Appreciation Sale
***SIGN*** New Year's Comedy Duo Silver Medalists
**[16:50] ---**
The comedy duo, Silver Medalists...
**[16:53] ---**
The sergeant was looking
forward to watching this show.
**[16:57] ---**
Too bad he didn't do his homework earlier.
***SIGN*** Heaven
**[17:03] ---**
That's so funny!
**[17:04] ---**
These young comedians
are really quite hilarious.
**[17:06] ---**
I told you, sir.
**[17:08] ---**
I knew from the start
those two were going places.
**[17:11] ---**
That's because you have a
nose for the really funny ones.
**[17:16] ---**
Huh?
**[17:17] ---**
Sarge?
**[17:17] ---**
Hey. Your homework!
**[17:20] ---**
Eh? Oops.
**[17:24] ---**
Stay in there until you're done!
***SIGN*** Concentration
***SIGN*** One Hour Later...
**[17:29] ---**
One hour later...
**[17:32] ---**
He's awfully quiet in there.
**[17:33] ---**
Don't tell me he's fallen asleep.
**[17:37] ---**
I'm done!
**[17:39] ---**
Keroro! Are you finished?
***SIGN*** Completed
**[17:42] ---**
He's finished!
**[17:45] ---**
Why is it, when you have to do
something really important,
**[17:48] ---**
you just want to assemble
Gundam models even more?
***SIGN*** Confiscation of Plastic Gundam Models
**[17:51] ---**
Gundam confiscation...
**[17:58] ---**
What is he doing now?
**[18:00] ---**
He said he's doing some research
on last year's weather for his report.
**[18:16] ---**
What happened?
**[18:17] ---**
He was chatting with some housewife
about a soap opera from yesterday.
***SIGN*** Confiscation of Computer
**[18:21] ---**
Computer confiscation...
**[18:24] ---**
I can do this! As long as I
put my mind to it...
**[18:40] ---**
...this homework can't stop me at all!
**[18:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:43] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[18:44] ---**
Is he finished?
**[18:45] ---**
No problem at all!
**[18:48] ---**
Keroro, congratulations.
***SIGN*** Blank
**[18:53] ---**
They're still blank.
**[18:56] ---**
I can easily finish this homework!
***SIGN*** It was all a dream
**[19:02] ---**
He was sleeping all this time...
**[19:04] ---**
He has only finished the
homework in his dreams...
**[19:11] ---**
Listen up, Keroro.
**[19:12] ---**
From now on, we'll keep you
under 24-hour surveillance.
**[19:17] ---**
And so, the struggle between
Keroro and his homework
**[19:20] ---**
has reached even greater levels.
**[19:24] ---**
The Miura eraser travels
farther than the Countach...
**[19:28] ---**
Punishment.
***SIGN*** Punishment!
**[19:32] ---**
Yes. Four seconds flat.
**[19:35] ---**
Ouch!
***SIGN*** Punishment 2
**[19:36] ---**
Punishment 2.
***SIGN*** Punishment 3
**[19:41] ---**
Punishment 3.
**[19:43] ---**
Unfortunately, we don't
have time to show the rest.
***SIGN*** Then, One Week Later
**[19:47] ---**
Then, one week later...
**[19:53] ---**
It's finished.
**[19:55] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:57] ---**
You did fine, Keroro.
**[19:59] ---**
All we have to do now
is send it to planet Keron.
**[20:04] ---**
G'day! Courier service!
You have a package.
**[20:07] ---**
Oh!
**[20:08] ---**
Good timing.
**[20:10] ---**
I can let them pick up my homework, sir!
**[20:12] ---**
But I wonder what he brought us?
***SIGN*** Express Delivery This Side Up
**[20:19] ---**
What is this?
***SIGN*** To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters
**[20:21] ---**
It's addressed to you, Mr. Sergeant.
***SIGN*** For not submitting your homework...
**[20:25] ---**
It's a package from Keron headquarters.
***SIGN*** To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters
**[20:28] ---**
"To Sergeant Keroro."
***SIGN*** For not submitting your homework, here is a penalty.
**[20:30] ---**
"Penalty for unsubmitted homework."
***SIGN*** Penalty
**[20:33] ---**
P-Penalty?
**[20:35] ---**
A penalty is actually, uh...
**[20:37] ---**
To put it simply,
it's another word for punishment.
**[20:40] ---**
What's the meaning of this? Keroro...
**[20:42] ---**
When was your homework due?
**[20:44] ---**
I... I think, uh...
***SIGN*** Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
***SIGN*** Today is...
**[20:47] ---**
Today is the eighth.
***SIGN*** Homework Due! Don't be late! Three days before...
**[20:49] ---**
Oops, the deadline was three days ago.
**[20:52] ---**
Whaaaat?
***SIGN*** Keronians' Mortal Enemy
**[21:04] ---**
The mortal enemy of the
Keronian, the Nyororo.
***SIGN*** Here's Nyororo
**[21:15] ---**
Nin nin.
**[21:17] ---**
Make sure you too finish
your homework early!
**[21:19] ---**
Or you might have an unexpected
package at your doorsteps.
***SIGN*** Poke poke poke poke...
**[21:30] ---**
And also, try not to write anything
bad about others on your postcards.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Manmaru dekkai UFO no
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
On a big, round UFO,
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Or, like, own stupid fault?
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
But it's okay to skip twice a week.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
You stupid frog!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
"Bokegaeru~!!"
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
I have another stomach
for french fries.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Go get sucked dry again!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
"Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I doubt it.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
"Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Sergeant Keroro.
**[23:08] ---**
Did you get any New Year's gifts?
**[23:10] ---**
When I was little, I used
to visit all of my relatives,
**[23:14] ---**
and collect New Year's gifts from them.
**[23:16] ---**
Happiness doesn't come to you.
You have to run to capture it.
**[23:20] ---**
Those are my words of wisdom to you.
**[23:22] ---**
But that aside, next week,
**[23:23] ---**
we'll have our first invasion of the year.
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
"Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E41 - Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir! / Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE8NE/keroro-the-glory-of-sugoroku-sir--dororos-blood-is-really-boiling-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** On fried eggs, do you like mixed veggie sauce or soy sauce?
**[01:31] ---**
Have you ever gotten into a
silly argument over nothing at all?
***SIGN*** When brushing your teeth, do you start from the top or bottom?
***SIGN*** Use mayo on okonomiyaki: yes or no?
***SIGN*** Which do you like, gloves or mittens?
***SIGN*** Do you like to go to the mountains or the beach?
**[01:35] ---**
You know... something like this.
***SIGN*** Do you like to eat tea rice with pickled plum or salted salmon?
***SIGN*** What makes the better pet, a dog or a cat?
***SIGN*** Do you eat orange peels: yes or no?
***SIGN*** No-Go
**[01:40] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[01:41] ---**
Huh? W-What is it?
**[01:43] ---**
Lady Natsumi, you're doing it wrong.
**[01:46] ---**
Huh?
**[01:48] ---**
Don't you have any common sense?
**[01:50] ---**
You add milk to the tea,
not the other way around.
**[01:51] ---**
What're you talking about? This is just fine.
**[01:54] ---**
It tastes much better
if you pour in the milk first.
**[02:00] ---**
Oh!
**[02:01] ---**
Why did you do that?
**[02:03] ---**
You don't know a thing.
**[02:05] ---**
Tea always tastes better
if you add milk to it!
**[02:08] ---**
It tastes better with the milk first!
**[02:11] ---**
Tea first, ma'am!
**[02:12] ---**
Does it really matter that much?
You end up with the same thing anyway.
**[02:16] ---**
It matters!
**[02:16] ---**
It matters, sir!
**[02:18] ---**
Before!
**[02:19] ---**
After!
**[02:19] ---**
Before!
**[02:20] ---**
After!
**[02:21] ---**
Before!
**[02:21] ---**
After, ma'am!
**[02:22] ---**
I said before, and that's that!
**[02:23] ---**
After is better, ma'am!
**[02:25] ---**
Before! Before! Before! Before!
**[02:25] ---**
After! After! After! After!
**[02:29] ---**
All right, then.
***SIGN*** Sugoroku
**[02:30] ---**
Why don't we settle it once and for
all by playing the game of Sugoroku?
**[02:34] ---**
Um, why?
**[02:38] ---**
Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!
**[02:44] ---**
I conceived the layout,
and Sergeant Major Kululu made it.
***SIGN*** Suspicious
**[02:48] ---**
It emits an ominous aura...
**[02:51] ---**
Are you sure it's an ordinary game board?
**[02:54] ---**
Of course, ma'am.
**[02:56] ---**
Well then, let's get started right away!
**[03:07] ---**
W-Where am I?
**[03:08] ---**
It seems we've been shrunk
into the Sugoroku board itself!
**[03:12] ---**
That's correct! We'll be
using ourselves as pawns.
**[03:15] ---**
In a sense, this is a
life-sized Sugoroku adventure.
**[03:19] ---**
How is this ordinary?!
**[03:21] ---**
Welcome to the Sugoroku rink!
**[03:23] ---**
Or, like, welcome patrons?
**[03:25] ---**
Natchi! Fukki! We've been waiting.
**[03:28] ---**
They're really prepared for this.
**[03:30] ---**
I'm really proud of this game.
**[03:35] ---**
This looks fun. Let's get started!
**[03:38] ---**
Really suspicious...
**[03:40] ---**
Okay then, let's begin the
Sugoroku fight. Ready... go!
**[03:43] ---**
Or, like, commence fighting?
***SIGN*** Begin the Battle
**[03:47] ---**
Here goes! I'll start, okay?
**[03:49] ---**
There!
**[03:53] ---**
It's a five!
**[03:54] ---**
One, two, three, four... Five!
**[03:58] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** View the Nazca Lines
**[04:01] ---**
The Nazca Lines?
**[04:03] ---**
Huh?
**[04:04] ---**
Oh! Fuyuki just disappeared!
**[04:07] ---**
Hey you, stupid frog!
What the heck is going on in here?
**[04:13] ---**
This can't be... I don't believe it!
**[04:16] ---**
Yes, you'd better believe it!
**[04:18] ---**
It's the mysterious markings
on Nazca Plains in Peru.
***SIGN*** Fuyuki is around here.
**[04:22] ---**
Wow! This is fantastic!
**[04:25] ---**
As you can see, whatever space
you land on becomes a reality.
**[04:32] ---**
I will go next!
***SIGN*** Eat all the cake you want until your next turn.
**[04:37] ---**
Eat all the cake you want
until your next turn!
**[04:40] ---**
This is the best!
**[04:43] ---**
What? You mean this is also part of the game?
**[04:46] ---**
Natchi, try your luck
with the roll of the die.
**[04:48] ---**
Next, Keroro, moving out!
**[04:51] ---**
Uncle, good luck.
**[04:52] ---**
Or, like, exert yourself?
**[04:56] ---**
Stylish, and graceful...
Sergeant Keroro's first throw!
**[05:04] ---**
You got a one!
***SIGN*** Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
**[05:06] ---**
Go forward ten spaces and
eat an outer space pizza FX.
**[05:09] ---**
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
***SIGN*** Outer Space Mixed Critter Pizza FX
**[05:13] ---**
You're mine. Yes, sir!
**[05:15] ---**
Stop squirming and start going into my mouth!
***SIGN*** Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
**[05:18] ---**
Wait a second...
**[05:20] ---**
So this game makes your
dreams come true, doesn't it?
**[05:25] ---**
If so, I want to travel all over the world
and enjoy the finest cuisine!
**[05:32] ---**
Yes! I got a six!
**[05:33] ---**
You're good at whatever you do, Natchi.
**[05:35] ---**
Five, and... six!
**[05:37] ---**
Wow! To my gourmet feast!
***SIGN*** Spanish Cuisine
**[05:41] ---**
The finest Spanish dishes...
**[05:43] ---**
Oh, wow... this must mean
I'm now in Spain!
**[05:48] ---**
You're in a bullring
somewhere in Valencia, Spain.
**[05:51] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Try your hand at bullfighting in Spain. *If you fail, return to Start.
**[05:54] ---**
Aaaaah! What's going on?
**[05:57] ---**
All I wanted was a taste of Spanish food!
**[06:07] ---**
Don't think I'm afraid of you!
**[06:11] ---**
Come get me!
**[06:17] ---**
Olé!
**[06:19] ---**
I did it!
**[06:23] ---**
I'm back.
**[06:26] ---**
See. I told you it was fun!
***SIGN*** Giza, Egypt
**[06:31] ---**
These are the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt.
***SIGN*** Fuyuki
**[06:34] ---**
Wow! Fantastic!
**[06:38] ---**
If you can finish 20 bowls of
sweet bean soup, advance 5 spaces.
**[06:42] ---**
If you can finish reading
50 manga volumes, advance 7 spaces.
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Thailand
**[06:45] ---**
Take the Thai kickboxing challenge!
Go back to Start if you lose!
**[06:49] ---**
Hey! All I wanted was
a taste of authentic Thai food!
**[06:56] ---**
Excellent!
***SIGN*** Cappadocia, Turkey
**[06:58] ---**
This is Cappadocia in Turkey.
***SIGN*** Fuyuki
**[07:01] ---**
Wow! Fantastic!
**[07:03] ---**
If you can finish 20 plates
of pudding, advance 3 spaces.
**[07:07] ---**
Finish 10 *Captain Geroro* plastic models,
then advance 10 spaces.
***SIGN*** Italy
**[07:11] ---**
Take the authentic Italian soccer challenge!
**[07:13] ---**
Go back to Start if you can't score a goal!
**[07:17] ---**
Sheesh!
**[07:20] ---**
All I wanted was a taste of...
**[07:22] ---**
...authentic...
**[07:24] ---**
...Italian food!
**[07:30] ---**
Gooooal!
**[07:32] ---**
Fantastic, again!
***SIGN*** Good Luck
**[07:34] ---**
Good luck to you all!
**[07:36] ---**
Especially to Uncle!
**[07:37] ---**
Or, like, total bias?
**[07:42] ---**
Sarge! This Sugoroku game is so much fun!
**[07:45] ---**
See? I told you so!
**[07:46] ---**
I honestly think we have our hands
on a potential bestseller.
**[07:52] ---**
If we market this game
throughout the universe, we'll be rich.
**[07:55] ---**
Yeah! Everyone would buy one!
**[07:57] ---**
So what happens if you win?
**[07:59] ---**
Huh?
**[08:00] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Goal!
**[08:02] ---**
Pekoponians will receive
a bowl of instant noodles.
***SIGN*** Pekoponians will receive a bowl of instant noodles.
**[08:05] ---**
And for Keronians...
***SIGN*** Keronians will successfully conquer Pekopon!
**[08:08] ---**
...they will successfully conquer Pekopon!
**[08:09] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[08:12] ---**
All of this has just been a prelude.
**[08:15] ---**
When we actually reach the goal,
**[08:17] ---**
our dream of invading Pekopon
will become a reality.
**[08:21] ---**
This game is actually...
**[08:23] ---**
...*The Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe!*
***SIGN*** Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe
**[08:26] ---**
Look at the sergeant.
He's right before the goal.
**[08:30] ---**
All he needs now is to roll a two or higher,
**[08:33] ---**
and the invasion of Pekopon
becomes a reality.
**[08:36] ---**
What? I can't let that happen!
**[08:38] ---**
So! The throw of the die by Uncle
**[08:41] ---**
will be etched forever in history
as the move that conquered Pekopon!
**[08:44] ---**
Go!
**[08:50] ---**
Oops...
**[08:51] ---**
Whew...
***SIGN*** Relief...
**[08:52] ---**
Well, it won't matter what I throw next time.
***SIGN*** The Lord of Terror will now descend.
**[08:57] ---**
Kero?
**[08:59] ---**
I am Angol Mois's father!
**[09:03] ---**
The original Lord of Terror descends.
***SIGN*** The Original Lord of Terror Descends
**[09:06] ---**
It's been a while, Father.
**[09:08] ---**
Or, like, countless decades?
**[09:11] ---**
Oh, Mois! So how have you been?
**[09:14] ---**
Or, like, hale and hearty?
**[09:16] ---**
Yes, Father!
**[09:18] ---**
She sure has a huge father...
**[09:20] ---**
Awesome!
**[09:21] ---**
To all you Pekoponians,
sorry to keep you waiting.
**[09:25] ---**
Today, the prophecy will be fulfilled!
**[09:29] ---**
In that case...
**[09:32] ---**
I'm gonna do what I can to help!
**[09:34] ---**
Second-Generation Lord of Terror descends!
***SIGN*** Second-Generation Lord of Terror Descends
**[09:37] ---**
Hey-yah!
**[09:40] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[09:42] ---**
Hey-yah!
**[09:43] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[09:44] ---**
Hey-yah!
**[09:45] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[09:46] ---**
Hey-yah!
**[09:47] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[09:48] ---**
Hey-yah!
**[09:49] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[09:50] ---**
Hey-yah!
**[09:50] ---**
Wait! Wait a minute, Great Master Father!
**[09:53] ---**
Wait! Wait!
**[09:54] ---**
Oh... If it isn't Master Keroro.
Long time no see, huh?
**[09:58] ---**
Would you care to join us?
**[10:00] ---**
Or, like, lucky chances?
**[10:02] ---**
Oh, no! That's not what I meant!
**[10:04] ---**
I'm gonna be in big trouble
if you destroy Pekopon!
**[10:07] ---**
Well, even if you say so...
**[10:09] ---**
...unless I destroy Pekopon
like I'm supposed to,
**[10:13] ---**
my wife'll beat the crap out of me.
**[10:14] ---**
Please don't do it! How can you just
destroy it so easily?
**[10:17] ---**
It may seem easy, but
the truth is it's quite difficult!
**[10:22] ---**
It takes a real pro to do it!
**[10:24] ---**
Now, to finish what I started!
**[10:26] ---**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** Hinata residence
***SIGN*** Earth's Crust
***SIGN*** Lithosphere
Asthenosphere
***SIGN*** Mantle
***SIGN*** Outer Core
***SIGN*** Inner Core
**[10:30] ---**
Hm?
**[10:33] ---**
That must be Keroro and the others again.
**[10:34] ---**
Wasting all their time playing stupid games!
**[10:37] ---**
Why don't you work for a change?!
**[10:41] ---**
Oh... I wasn't quite finished there...
**[10:44] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[10:46] ---**
Whew... We've been saved!
**[10:50] ---**
Darn it! If Giroro hadn't
interfered at the last minute,
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[10:53] ---**
we would've
conquered Pekopon by now!
**[10:56] ---**
Stop lying!
**[10:57] ---**
Pekopon would've been destroyed
if it hadn't been for me!
**[10:59] ---**
For you.
**[11:02] ---**
What's this, sir?
***SIGN*** Snacks Toys Manga Travel Fees Trip to Turkey Trip to Egypt Trip to Nazca Plain Trip to Spain (including Bull Fight) Trip to Italy
**[11:03] ---**
What? A bill?!
**[11:07] ---**
It's a reality game, right?
**[11:08] ---**
That means you have to pay
for all the expenses incurred.
**[11:14] ---**
The harsh facts of reality!
**[11:17] ---**
By the way, according to
the British Science Foundation,
**[11:20] ---**
tea is more delicious if you pour
in the milk first without warming it.
**[11:23] ---**
Why don't you try it?
**[11:35] ---**
Have you ever had those moments
when you feel you want to change yourself?
**[11:40] ---**
You can actually do that.
**[11:42] ---**
But it will never happen unless
you take action on your own.
**[11:48] ---**
Just like this guy here.
**[11:53] ---**
Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
**[12:00] ---**
Sigh...
**[12:02] ---**
For some reason, I feel so empty.
**[12:09] ---**
Excuse him! Sorry for being so noisy.
**[12:13] ---**
It's 556-dono.
**[12:15] ---**
Do you have problems with pesky aliens?!
**[12:19] ---**
I will easily rid you of
your problem! I guarantee it!
**[12:23] ---**
Sorry for the disturbance.
I beg for your patience.
**[12:27] ---**
Looks like he's working hard, as always.
**[12:30] ---**
Hm? Everyone is
steering clear of 556-dono.
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556 Leave it to me.
**[12:34] ---**
He's just like Moses using
his powers to part the Red Sea!
**[12:39] ---**
That must mean everyone else
is overwhelmed by his presence.
**[12:44] ---**
In other words, 556-dono
is making a strong impression.
**[12:49] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[12:51] ---**
C'mon, don't be shy!
**[12:52] ---**
All you need to do is to shout!
**[12:52] ---**
No, thank you...
**[12:55] ---**
"556, help me!"
**[12:56] ---**
I'm not interested.
**[12:57] ---**
And I'll be right there to help you!
**[12:59] ---**
Excuse me.
**[13:00] ---**
Huh? Yes!
**[13:00] ---**
A customer! Yes!
**[13:03] ---**
Why, it's only you!
**[13:06] ---**
You're a member of the Keroro Platoon...
**[13:09] ---**
What was your name?
**[13:11] ---**
...It's D—
**[13:11] ---**
Wait, don't tell me!
**[13:12] ---**
It's on the tip of my tongue!
**[13:14] ---**
Hold it right there. I'm
sure I'll remember...
**[13:18] ---**
Chesuto!
**[13:19] ---**
I remember it now!
Your name is... Terere-kun!
***SIGN*** Terere
***SIGN*** Terere-kun?
**[13:22] ---**
Terere-kun?!
**[13:24] ---**
Who the heck is that?
**[13:29] ---**
556-dono, I've always been impressed
by your powerful presence.
**[13:33] ---**
That's expected for a hero!
**[13:35] ---**
We always have this
burning desire in our hearts!
**[13:40] ---**
I've been wondering how I could
have a commanding presence like yours.
***SIGN*** Don't think. Feel!!
**[13:45] ---**
Don't think. Feel!
**[13:47] ---**
Huh?
**[13:48] ---**
"Don't think. Feel!" What does that mean?
**[13:52] ---**
You gotta have passion
pumping through your veins!
**[13:55] ---**
Passion?
**[13:58] ---**
Listen very closely.
**[14:00] ---**
Can't you hear the voices of those
who are in need of help
**[14:02] ---**
all over the world?!
**[14:04] ---**
Help me!
**[14:07] ---**
Hey! I said stop following me!
**[14:10] ---**
Hmmm, I feel like I do.
**[14:13] ---**
Don't you feel that you want to do
whatever you can to help them?!
**[14:18] ---**
You have to have the desire
to help, no matter what!
**[14:21] ---**
Some of them might be annoyed!
**[14:24] ---**
But there's always someone who needs help!
**[14:30] ---**
Don't you have an inner desire
to help those people?!
**[14:33] ---**
Don't you?!
**[14:36] ---**
Indeed I do.
**[14:37] ---**
That's it!
**[14:39] ---**
That's the passion pumping
through your veins!
***SIGN*** Passion in Your Veins
**[14:41] ---**
Oh!
**[14:45] ---**
I see... I get it now!
**[14:47] ---**
This is the burning passion!
**[14:50] ---**
I can feel it! I feel the burning passion!
**[14:54] ---**
Looks like you've finally figured it out!
**[14:56] ---**
Your burning passion
radiates so brightly! Uh...
**[14:59] ---**
What was your name?
**[15:00] ---**
Dororo!
**[15:02] ---**
Stop right there! I'm gonna kick your butt.
**[15:09] ---**
Huh?
**[15:09] ---**
Everyone! I've got something
important to say!
**[15:12] ---**
Huh?
**[15:16] ---**
My blood is really boiling!
***SIGN*** Boiling Blood
**[15:23] ---**
Dororo...
**[15:25] ---**
What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
**[15:26] ---**
Listen! This is no time to bury your noses
in plastic models or snacks!
**[15:31] ---**
He's right! We're forgetting
our mission to conquer Pekopon.
**[15:34] ---**
We've become too soft.
**[15:36] ---**
I'm the only exception.
**[15:37] ---**
I'm always ready for any
eventuality of war or battle...
**[15:37] ---**
This is no time to bury your noses
in weapons and computers, either!
**[15:41] ---**
Say what?
**[15:43] ---**
Then, what should we be doing?
***SIGN*** Youth
**[15:46] ---**
Aren't you wasting your youth?
**[15:49] ---**
Huh...?
**[15:50] ---**
Stop being so withdrawn!
**[15:52] ---**
Run! Laugh! Fight! Shout!
***SIGN*** Run!
***SIGN*** Run! Laugh!
***SIGN*** Run! Laugh! Fight!
***SIGN*** Shout!
**[15:55] ---**
We should all become heroes!
***SIGN*** Heroes!
**[15:57] ---**
I think he is a little over the edge,
**[16:00] ---**
but it may be a good idea to
just go along with him for now.
**[16:02] ---**
I agree.
**[16:04] ---**
There's a lot of truth
in what he says.
**[16:08] ---**
We need to come up with
a new special attack!
**[16:10] ---**
With love
***SIGN*** Love
**[16:11] ---**
and peace in our minds!
***SIGN*** Peace
**[16:13] ---**
We are soldiers fighting for those ideals!
**[16:16] ---**
And that... must be our true mission in life!
***SIGN*** Mission
**[16:21] ---**
Oh...
**[16:22] ---**
What do we do?
**[16:24] ---**
I don't have a problem
going along with his idea.
**[16:26] ---**
Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt
to do so for a while.
**[16:29] ---**
So from that day, the Keroro Platoon
began to undergo a severe training schedule.
**[16:36] ---**
Though it wasn't clear what all that
training was supposed to accomplish.
**[16:40] ---**
But day after day...
**[16:42] ---**
Day after day...
**[16:44] ---**
...they kept on risking their lives!
**[16:46] ---**
Until, finally, the Keroro Platoon
became as one!
**[16:50] ---**
Everyone, go for it, sir!
**[16:52] ---**
If we can come up with
a new special attack,
**[16:53] ---**
it will surely make the Keroro Platoon
even more popular, sir!
***SIGN*** Modern Japanese
**[17:02] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[17:02] ---**
Oh! Koyuki-chan!
**[17:04] ---**
Um... Dororo's been awfully
cheerful and spirited lately.
**[17:11] ---**
Do you have any idea why?
**[17:13] ---**
Well, now that you mention it,
**[17:15] ---**
our stupid frog's been
working very hard, too.
**[17:20] ---**
The kitchen, for example,
has been spotless for days!
**[17:22] ---**
Really?!
**[17:23] ---**
Although I should be happy about it,
**[17:25] ---**
I have a bad feeling about this.
**[17:29] ---**
I'd better go down to their underground base
and find out what they're up to.
**[17:38] ---**
Oh, Sis! There are Sarge
and his team members.
**[17:42] ---**
What the heck are they doing?
**[17:44] ---**
Beats me.
**[17:45] ---**
If we can get past this last hurdle,
**[17:48] ---**
we'll be able to perfect our special attack.
**[17:50] ---**
You should have the honor of naming it.
**[17:53] ---**
You are the commander, Keroro-kun.
Are you sure?
**[17:56] ---**
Why, of course.
**[17:58] ---**
You deserve all the credit for this.
It's only fitting.
**[18:04] ---**
Keroro-kun... everyone...!
**[18:08] ---**
We did it!
**[18:11] ---**
Heave-ho...
**[18:16] ---**
Oh, no!
**[18:26] ---**
Help us!
**[18:29] ---**
We'd better help them!
**[18:30] ---**
Wait!
**[18:32] ---**
We shouldn't get involved just yet.
**[18:34] ---**
Dororo's struggling with his very self!
**[18:40] ---**
The lives of the entire Keroro Platoon
are in my hands now.
**[18:48] ---**
If I don't save them...
**[18:50] ---**
...who will?!
**[18:53] ---**
Give it...
**[18:55] ---**
...my all!
**[18:57] ---**
Oh!
**[19:03] ---**
You saved us, sir!
**[19:04] ---**
Oh, thank you, Dororo-san!
**[19:06] ---**
That was amazing, Dororo.
**[19:10] ---**
I'm glad... you're all safe and sound!
**[19:13] ---**
Dororo...
**[19:14] ---**
You really did it!
**[19:16] ---**
Stop it right there! You alien invaders!
**[19:18] ---**
Whoa!
**[19:20] ---**
Dororo-kun! You've really
outdone yourself! Congratulations!
**[19:24] ---**
Thank you, 556-dono.
**[19:26] ---**
But wait! You are still alien invaders!
**[19:29] ---**
The bad news is, as long as
Space Detective 556 is here,
**[19:32] ---**
you will never have your way!
**[19:34] ---**
556-dono...
**[19:35] ---**
Hmph! That's absurd...
**[19:36] ---**
You're just like an arrogant fly
that entered the spider's den.
**[19:41] ---**
Ha! Adhesion!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[19:44] ---**
This is the perfect time to attack!
**[19:46] ---**
Private Tamama! Common courtesy
says we let him do his thing, sir!
**[19:49] ---**
I was only kidding, of course.
**[19:53] ---**
Space Detective!
**[19:57] ---**
556!
**[20:01] ---**
Laser sword!
**[20:03] ---**
Hmph. Do you honestly think your weapons
will have any effect on us?
**[20:08] ---**
We just underwent a severe training program
**[20:10] ---**
and mastered a new special attack.
**[20:12] ---**
I don't care if you're a space detective.
**[20:14] ---**
Better be prepared for a severe beating!
**[20:16] ---**
Nothing you do will work against us!
**[20:20] ---**
I won't let you have your...
**[20:22] ---**
Enough of your blustering!
**[20:24] ---**
Ah... but I haven't finished my line yet!
**[20:27] ---**
C'mon, everyone!
**[20:28] ---**
Just like we practiced...
Deathblow! Dragon King Formation!
***SIGN*** Deathblow Dragon King Formation
**[20:31] ---**
Keroro of Spades!
**[20:33] ---**
Kululu of Diamonds!
**[20:35] ---**
Tamama of Clubs!
**[20:36] ---**
Giroro of Hearts!
**[20:38] ---**
Huh?! Th-Then, I'll be the J—
**[20:39] ---**
Keroro Platoon! Dragon King Formation!
**[20:42] ---**
Wait for me, guys!
**[20:44] ---**
Turbo Stream... Attack!
**[20:53] ---**
Whoooooa!
**[20:57] ---**
Next week, "556's Miraculous Comeback!"
**[21:00] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[21:05] ---**
Well... that's not exactly
how we practiced it,
**[21:08] ---**
but the important thing is,
it all worked out fine.
**[21:11] ---**
I just lost all of my passion!
**[21:16] ---**
End of passion.
***SIGN*** End of Passion
**[21:18] ---**
Ohh...
**[21:20] ---**
Please excuse my brother
for always being so annoying.
**[21:24] ---**
They say we all have unlimited potential,
**[21:27] ---**
but sometimes, a simple disappointment
**[21:29] ---**
can cause permanent harm in our lives,
**[21:31] ---**
so we should always remember
to be careful, okay?
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
On a big, round UFO,
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Manmaru dekkai UFO no
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu!)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Or, like, own stupid fault?
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
But it's okay to skip twice a week.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
You stupid frog!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
"Bokegaeru~!!"
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
I have another stomach
for french fries.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Go get sucked dry again!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
"Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I doubt it.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
"Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:06] ---**
This is Tamama!
**[23:08] ---**
Have you all been keeping up
with your New Year's resolutions?
**[23:10] ---**
Do not tell me you have
already quit after only three days.
**[23:13] ---**
When you think you
cannot keep up, call yourself
**[23:15] ---**
despicable, spineless, and pitiful,
**[23:17] ---**
and let your anger
amplify your dark side powers.
**[23:19] ---**
All that aside, our next episode
is about soccer! Soccer!
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: The Red-blooded
Keroro Platoon, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Tamama: The Friendship
Jealousy Shot, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E42 - Keroro: The Red-blooded Keroro Platoon, Sir! / Tamama: The Friendship Jealousy Shot, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P4MK/keroro-the-red-blooded-keroro-platoon-sir--tamama-the-friendship-jealousy-shot-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
It's a beautiful afternoon
on a cozy sunny day,
**[01:34] ---**
making you feel like spring
is just around the corner.
**[01:37] ---**
Sarge!
**[01:39] ---**
You know what Sis'll say if you leave
your Gundam models out in the living room!
**[01:46] ---**
Sarge, I'm coming in, okay?
**[01:50] ---**
Looks like the Iogi Del Sols are going
**[01:52] ---**
all the way to the World League.
**[01:55] ---**
"The world is my field."
***SIGN*** "The world is my field" by Keroro
**[01:58] ---**
By Keroro.
**[02:01] ---**
Goal! What an outstanding play.
**[02:05] ---**
The Soccer World League?
**[02:07] ---**
This is the perfect opportunity to show
the Pekoponians our true skills!
**[02:12] ---**
Olé, olé, olé...
**[02:15] ---**
Time, be still. We are the world!
**[02:21] ---**
Keroro: The Red-blooded
Keroro Platoon, Sir!
**[02:27] ---**
Today we're broadcasting from the
Nishizawas' private soccer stadium.
**[02:33] ---**
No one told us to be here.
**[02:36] ---**
Our passion brought us together.
***SIGN*** Keroro 11
**[02:40] ---**
The Keroro Eleven. All here, sir.
**[02:43] ---**
Eleven?
**[02:44] ---**
But there are only four of us...
***SIGN*** Keroro 4
**[02:46] ---**
Ah! Not four! You mean five, right?
**[02:50] ---**
Dororo-kun! Use your cloning technique
to complete the team, okay?
**[02:54] ---**
Eh?
***SIGN*** Clench
**[02:56] ---**
I'll do my best, Keroro-kun!
**[02:59] ---**
And our dedicated supporter, Lady Mois.
**[03:01] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[03:03] ---**
Or, like, super prepared?
**[03:06] ---**
Click.
***SIGN*** World League
**[03:07] ---**
Look!
***SIGN*** Soccer World League
***SIGN*** Arom
***SIGN*** Aita
**[03:08] ---**
Three years ago,
**[03:10] ---**
the Soccer World League took place
in the Pekoponian year of 2002.
**[03:16] ---**
That year, people went wild,
**[03:18] ---**
losing themselves in the
world of soccer, sir.
**[03:21] ---**
In other words... he who conquers soccer
conquers the world!
***SIGN*** "He who conquers soccer conquers the world" by Keroro
**[03:26] ---**
I'll do it.
***SIGN*** "I'll do it!!" by Keroro
***SIGN*** "Kick & Dash" by Keroro
**[03:27] ---**
Kick and dash.
**[03:30] ---**
Men, aim for the enemy goal.
***SIGN*** "Men, aim for the enemy goal" by Keroro
**[03:31] ---**
The ball is my friend, sir!
***SIGN*** "The ball is my friend" by Keroro
**[03:36] ---**
He seems really serious about this.
**[03:39] ---**
I haven't seen him this pumped up
for quite some time now.
**[03:42] ---**
It almost makes us forget about
all the broken promises he made.
**[03:46] ---**
Conquering Pekopon through sports!
I'll put my hopes on you!
**[03:52] ---**
Thank you, Misaki-kun!
**[03:53] ---**
Who?
**[03:55] ---**
From now on, I'm Captain Keroro, sir!
**[03:59] ---**
And so the Keroro Platoon's passionate,
**[04:00] ---**
intense and rhythmical training begins.
**[04:05] ---**
C'mon, Giroro!
**[04:09] ---**
Don't mind if I do.
Soulful Mega Bazooka Cannon!
**[04:24] ---**
Now it's my turn.
**[04:26] ---**
Kululu! C'mon!
***SIGN*** Gravity and
Inertia Controlling
**[04:28] ---**
Gravity and Inertia Controlling Gravity Shot.
***SIGN*** Gravity Shot
**[04:34] ---**
There you go.
**[04:39] ---**
Well then, it's time
I show you what I can do.
**[04:42] ---**
Behold! My High Jump...
***SIGN*** High Jump
**[04:43] ---**
...Giant Spin...
***SIGN*** Giant Spin
**[04:44] ---**
...Overhead Whirling-Tides...
***SIGN*** Overhead
***SIGN*** Snip
**[04:46] ---**
It's too long. Sorry.
**[04:47] ---**
...Neo Fire Shot!
**[04:59] ---**
Uncle! So wonderful!
**[05:01] ---**
Or, like, surefire winner?
**[05:03] ---**
I'm flattered.
**[05:05] ---**
That girl! I really, really hate her!
**[05:09] ---**
I'll put all this energy into my shot.
***SIGN*** Me, too. Why always her? I'm envious. Me, too.
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[05:12] ---**
Jealousy Shot!
**[05:18] ---**
Wow!
**[05:19] ---**
We're sure to be number one.
**[05:22] ---**
And the legend of the mighty Tamama begins!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
**[05:29] ---**
Um... I'm done with cloning...
**[05:33] ---**
And so, training for the day comes to an end.
**[05:36] ---**
Anyway, I wanna see how good we've become.
**[05:42] ---**
How so?
**[05:43] ---**
A practice game.
**[05:45] ---**
What?
**[05:46] ---**
Having said that, we're already
the strongest team in the universe.
**[05:50] ---**
I doubt I could find a worthy opponent.
**[05:56] ---**
That voice!
**[06:02] ---**
Who are you?!
**[06:10] ---**
You are...
**[06:13] ---**
A mysterious man has appeared
before Keroro and the others.
**[06:17] ---**
Is he a friend or a foe?
**[06:20] ---**
Soccer is Earth's sport.
**[06:22] ---**
I won't allow you to win
the World League so easily.
**[06:27] ---**
Paul!
**[06:30] ---**
I have recruited the top
players from around the world
**[06:33] ---**
to form the Earth Select Team,
"Paul: Japan."
**[06:36] ---**
And we challenge you to a practice match.
**[06:40] ---**
The top players?
**[06:45] ---**
What the...?
**[06:48] ---**
I can feel a powerful Cosmo
from every single one of them.
**[06:55] ---**
Their power level is over 30,000.
**[06:57] ---**
I don't think my team will disappoint you.
**[07:03] ---**
He's not kidding around!
**[07:05] ---**
Sure! Just what I had in mind!
**[07:07] ---**
The Keroro Eleven
will accept that challenge, sir!
***SIGN*** The Red-blooded Keroro Platoon Eleven
**[07:12] ---**
Let's meet next Saturday,
**[07:14] ---**
right here at the Nishizawas'
private stadium.
**[07:19] ---**
Whoa!
**[07:26] ---**
Following their last training session,
**[07:28] ---**
they continued with their
intense training regimen.
**[07:32] ---**
Total weight on both feet is three tons.
We cannot afford to lose!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[07:40] ---**
D-Don't worry.
**[07:42] ---**
This J-League training cast...
will increase... my muscle strength.
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** An air chair
**[08:00] ---**
This is pretty tough to do for a long time.
**[08:03] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[08:07] ---**
There is no need for you to do this with me.
**[08:13] ---**
How dare he think I pack a weak punch?
**[08:17] ---**
Just watch me overcome that weakness!
**[08:22] ---**
Or, like, muscle building?
***SIGN*** Clench
***SIGN*** Aim for
National
Stadium
- Mois
***SIGN*** Aim for National Tournament - Mois
**[08:25] ---**
Why is Keroro developing
his punching power for soccer?
**[08:27] ---**
Never mind that.
Let's fast-forward to the game day.
**[08:35] ---**
Hello, everyone. I'm your host.
My name is "Narrator."
**[08:39] ---**
The match of the century,
between the Keroro Platoon
**[08:42] ---**
and the Paul: Japan team, is about
to begin here at Nishizawa stadium.
**[08:45] ---**
Sarge, good luck!
***SIGN*** Paul: Japan!!
**[08:48] ---**
Dororo!
**[08:49] ---**
Hey, stupid frog, do your best, okay?
**[08:52] ---**
Even Lady Natsumi is cheering for us!
**[08:57] ---**
That's because the winning prize
includes a trip to a hot spring.
***SIGN*** Prize: A trip to a hot
spring for the whole family.
***SIGN*** Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
***SIGN*** Paul: Japan!!
***SIGN*** Victory
**[09:23] ---**
Jealousy Shot!
***SIGN*** Me, too. Why always you? I'm envious. Me, too.
**[09:35] ---**
What?
**[09:40] ---**
They're... tough...
***SIGN*** Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
**[09:47] ---**
The score remains 0-0 as the match goes into
**[09:48] ---**
additional time in the second half.
**[09:50] ---**
The Keroro Eleven will try a corner kick.
**[09:55] ---**
This will be... our last chance to win.
**[09:57] ---**
There's hardly any time left.
**[09:59] ---**
I'll do it.
**[10:01] ---**
Huh?
**[10:06] ---**
Keroro.
**[10:06] ---**
Everyone, share your powers with me.
**[10:13] ---**
You can do it, Sarge!
***SIGN*** Paul: Japan!!
**[10:15] ---**
No dinner for you tonight if you lose.
**[10:18] ---**
It's all up to you.
**[10:20] ---**
Keroro...
**[10:21] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:29] ---**
Captain Keroro...
**[10:32] ---**
Finishing blow:
**[10:33] ---**
Boomerang Galactic Rolling Bolt
Lavender Phantom Magnum!
**[10:56] ---**
Huh?
**[10:57] ---**
Why did he... punch...?
***SIGN*** Paul: Japan!!
**[10:59] ---**
N-Not only that...
**[11:01] ---**
That was our goal...
**[11:04] ---**
That was an unbelievable shot
into their own goal!
***SIGN*** Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
**[11:06] ---**
The match is over, 1 to 0.
The Paul: Japan team is the winner!
**[11:14] ---**
How the heck could you do that?
**[11:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[11:18] ---**
P-Please...
**[11:21] ---**
Please forgive me!
***SIGN*** "Please forgive me!" by Keroro
**[11:24] ---**
Soon after, this match became
known as the "Tragedy of Please,"
***SIGN*** "Tragedy of Please" by Keroro
**[11:27] ---**
and its story was handed down
from generation to generation.
**[11:39] ---**
Today, Sergeant Keroro is undergoing
punishment for the "Tragedy of Please."
***SIGN*** Stab
Stab
**[11:50] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!
**[11:52] ---**
Apparently, he was forbidden to
touch Gundam models for a week.
**[11:59] ---**
Tamama: The Friendship
Jealousy Shot, Sir!
**[12:06] ---**
Jealousy, jealousy,
jealousy, jealousy, jealousy...
**[12:13] ---**
Jealousy, jealousy...
**[12:18] ---**
Oh no!
**[12:22] ---**
That Pekoponian boy practices every day.
**[12:34] ---**
How can he ever become a world-class player
**[12:37] ---**
with such simple and easy practice?
**[12:40] ---**
Looks like I have to step in.
I will fire him up a bit.
**[12:44] ---**
Anti-barrier, check okay.
**[12:51] ---**
Too slow!
**[12:56] ---**
Huh?
**[13:03] ---**
Um...
**[13:05] ---**
What do you think you are doing?!
**[13:07] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[13:08] ---**
Oh... Oh no!
**[13:11] ---**
Wait, he cannot see me.
I have the anti-barrier.
**[13:15] ---**
I will talk my way out of this.
**[13:17] ---**
Looks like it's broken.
***SIGN*** Out of order
**[13:21] ---**
I'm sure you cannot see me,
but I am just a deity passing through.
**[13:27] ---**
Looks like he can see you.
**[13:29] ---**
A deity?
**[13:30] ---**
Hey. Do not question God's words!
**[13:33] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[13:35] ---**
Anyway, why are you practicing all alone, young one?
**[13:39] ---**
Because I'm bad at it,
so I need more practice.
**[13:46] ---**
I really want to improve my skills.
**[13:53] ---**
From that day on,
Tamama took an interest in the boy
**[13:57] ---**
and came to watch him every day.
**[14:20] ---**
You really are a deity!
**[14:24] ---**
Okay! God will personally play with you!
**[14:43] ---**
Now then, I will teach you
a special deadly shot.
**[14:47] ---**
But I play defense...
**[14:49] ---**
That does not matter.
If you do not do it, who will?
**[14:53] ---**
Those with the desire to win
walk away as the winners.
**[14:58] ---**
Twist that straight-and-narrow
personality of yours.
**[15:01] ---**
Hatred. Anger. Envy. Bitterness.
**[15:04] ---**
Gather all those emotions together.
**[15:06] ---**
Take the resentment you feel
towards your puny and miserable self
**[15:10] ---**
and release it all at once!
**[15:12] ---**
That's how you do the
Tamama... Jealousy Shot!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[15:19] ---**
Go hit that woman!
**[15:22] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[15:26] ---**
Oh...
**[15:29] ---**
I... I am sorry.
**[15:32] ---**
It's okay. I should be going home
by now, anyway.
**[15:36] ---**
Thank you for everything, God.
**[15:41] ---**
I promise I'll bring a new ball.
**[15:45] ---**
So make sure you come
back here tomorrow, young one!
**[15:48] ---**
B-But tomorrow...
**[15:56] ---**
Friendship, how beautiful it is.
**[15:59] ---**
But somehow, that boy seems sad.
**[16:05] ---**
You need to replace a soccer ball?
That's not a problem.
**[16:09] ---**
Do you want a gold ball?
Or a silver ball?
**[16:13] ---**
An ordinary one.
**[16:14] ---**
It would be easy to get a ball
from the same manufacturer.
**[16:19] ---**
But are you sure that's going to be enough?
**[16:21] ---**
Huh?
**[16:22] ---**
The truth is, some boys
have a personal attachment
**[16:24] ---**
to a specific ball.
**[16:26] ---**
Why did you make such a promise?
**[16:30] ---**
A friendship between men.
**[16:33] ---**
Well then, I must make sure
that's what he gets.
**[16:39] ---**
Listen up. The target is the
scattered scraps of this ball.
**[16:42] ---**
We can't afford to miss a single piece.
**[16:43] ---**
Roger!
**[16:46] ---**
Well, we should be able to
restore the ball by noon tomorrow.
**[16:50] ---**
A-Are you serious?
**[16:52] ---**
Yes, because this is
a friendship between men,
**[16:55] ---**
and I gave you my word.
**[16:57] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[16:59] ---**
Isn't that great, Tama-chan?
**[17:01] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[17:10] ---**
Maybe he can't come because of the snow.
**[17:26] ---**
Day after day, Tamama went to the park,
**[17:30] ---**
but the boy never came back again.
**[17:46] ---**
Dororo-senpai?
**[17:49] ---**
Tamama-dono...
**[17:51] ---**
I am glad to see you here!
**[17:52] ---**
Have you happened to see a
grade school boy playing here?
**[17:56] ---**
Tamama-dono. Look at that.
***SIGN*** I'm sorry
***SIGN*** goodbye
***SIGN*** god
***SIGN*** I'm sorry, goodbye, and thank you, my tadpole god.
**[18:11] ---**
I'm sorry, goodbye, and
thank you, my tadpole god.
**[18:23] ---**
Looks like he wrote that
the night before it snowed.
**[18:27] ---**
That means...
**[18:30] ---**
...he could see me
from the very beginning.
**[18:35] ---**
Tamama-dono...
**[18:38] ---**
What did he mean... by goodbye?
**[18:43] ---**
A few days later...
**[18:46] ---**
Are you sure we are going to see him?
**[18:49] ---**
I am an expert at search missions.
**[18:54] ---**
And now we're at a grade school
high up in the mountains.
**[18:58] ---**
Ah! That is him!
**[19:01] ---**
That snowy day was the day he moved here.
**[19:08] ---**
Why did you do that?
**[19:09] ---**
Defense shouldn't come up front like that.
**[19:12] ---**
Sorry. I'll go get the ball.
**[19:14] ---**
Tamama-dono! Here is your chance.
**[19:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:21] ---**
Our promise.
**[19:24] ---**
I'm sure it's here somewhere...
**[19:29] ---**
Oh... There it is.
**[19:33] ---**
This ball...
**[19:35] ---**
The scratches and marks are the same...
**[19:38] ---**
It's the first ball I ever bought!
**[19:41] ---**
The deity?
**[19:43] ---**
Hey. What's taking so long?
**[19:45] ---**
I'll be right there!
**[19:47] ---**
Sorry.
**[19:49] ---**
Everything worked out
real fine, Tamama-dono.
**[20:06] ---**
That's right. I have to do it.
I have to want to win.
**[20:12] ---**
The special... Jealousy Shot!
***SIGN*** Be appreciative; Live honestly; Work hard; Live sincerely.
**[20:25] ---**
I... I did it...
**[20:27] ---**
That was great...
**[20:32] ---**
That was great.
**[20:34] ---**
I've never seen anything like that before.
**[20:36] ---**
W-Why, thank you.
**[20:38] ---**
What do you call that shot again?
**[20:41] ---**
The Jealousy Shot...
**[20:43] ---**
What do you mean by that?
**[20:44] ---**
I bet he means it makes the opponent angry.
**[20:47] ---**
Uh... Not really.
**[20:48] ---**
That was really something!
**[20:51] ---**
You have got it all wrong!
**[20:52] ---**
That was the Anger,
Hatred and Jealousy Shot!
**[20:55] ---**
Master Tamama, you have got to stop!
**[20:57] ---**
Did you hear a voice from up there?
**[20:59] ---**
That must've been an alien!
**[21:00] ---**
We must leave this place at once.
**[21:03] ---**
Look, over there!
**[21:04] ---**
I saw a flash of light!
**[21:06] ---**
I knew it was that deity.
Thank you for the ball.
**[21:11] ---**
I'll keep working hard,
so you turn into a great frog, okay?
**[21:17] ---**
And the boy looked up into a winter sky
that was forever and ever blue.
**[21:24] ---**
It was the shot I taught him!
I should get the credit!
**[21:28] ---**
I... I understand all that, Tamama-dono.
Stop it, or we might fall!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
On a big, round UFO,
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Manmaru dekkai UFO no
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sokokara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu)
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu…!)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yabei yo UFO kowareta yo
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Or, like, own stupid fault?
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
But it's okay to skip twice a week.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
You stupid frog!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
"Boke gaeru!"
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Omowazu houzuri pikkapika
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
There's always extra room
for more french fries.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Furaido potato wa betsu bara desu
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Nyororo dake wa mou kanben…(Dame desuka)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Go get sucked dry again!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou ichido suwarete koi!!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I doubt it.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
"Sore wa doussu kane"
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Keroro Gunso kansei de arimasu!!!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Giroro.
The cold weather is here to stay.
**[23:10] ---**
A rubdown with a dry towel or
playing the "oshikura manju" game.
**[23:13] ---**
Apparently, Pekoponians have many ways
**[23:15] ---**
of getting through the winter.
**[23:17] ---**
Maybe I'll try it, too.
**[23:19] ---**
I'll start by playing
"oshikura manju" with Natsumi.
**[23:21] ---**
That aside, the next episode is
**[23:23] ---**
about the Japanese custom
called "Setsubun," darling.
**[23:25] ---**
"Giroro: No Tears
for the Red Oni, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
"Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories in one! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E43 - Giroro: No Tears for the Red Oni, Sir! / Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8132/giroro-no-tears-for-the-red-oni-sir--giroro-let-setsubun-fly-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
Giroro: No Tears
for the Red Oni, Sir!
**[01:39] ---**
Once upon a time, a red oni
and a blue oni lived together.
***SIGN*** Blue Oni and
Red Oni's house
***SIGN*** We have some
tasty sweets
and fine tea.
Please have some,
if you'd like.
**[01:46] ---**
The red oni was always trying
to become friends with humans.
**[01:51] ---**
But one day,
**[01:54] ---**
the blue oni suddenly
attacked the villagers.
**[01:58] ---**
The red oni stopped him,
and drove him away.
**[02:04] ---**
The villagers were grateful
to the red oni,
**[02:06] ---**
and became friends with him.
**[02:09] ---**
But when he came home, there was
no sign of the blue oni anywhere.
***SIGN*** Red Oni's house
**[02:13] ---**
Then the red oni found a letter
left behind by the blue oni.
***SIGN*** To Red Oni From Blue Oni
**[02:17] ---**
And this was what was written on it...
**[02:20] ---**
"Red Oni...
**[02:22] ---**
I'm glad you finally made friends
with the villagers.
**[02:24] ---**
But they think I'm bad, and if
they find out I'm your friend,
**[02:28] ---**
they'll get scared of you again
and you'll lose all your new friends.
**[02:32] ---**
So, I must leave.
**[02:34] ---**
I hope you'll be happy with the villagers."
***SIGN*** Fairy Tales of Japan
**[02:41] ---**
How could this be?! This is
just too sad for the blue oni!
**[02:48] ---**
That aside,
why don't you clean up your room?
**[02:52] ---**
Sorry I'm late.
**[02:54] ---**
Well? Have you finished the story yet?
**[02:57] ---**
The blue oni is such an angel!
**[03:00] ---**
I don't know... I smell a hypocrite here.
**[03:02] ---**
It was totally moving.
**[03:04] ---**
Or, like, super pathos?
**[03:06] ---**
The blue oni gave me a great idea
**[03:10] ---**
on how to suck up to Lady Natsumi.
**[03:13] ---**
I shall call it...
**[03:14] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Operation Manual "Operation: Blue Oni!" Yay! Check it out!
**[03:15] ---**
Operation: Blue Oni.
**[03:18] ---**
What a bland title.
**[03:19] ---**
You're never the creative type.
**[03:21] ---**
What kind of operation do you have in mind?
**[03:24] ---**
First, just like the blue oni
who attacked the village,
**[03:27] ---**
I'll attack Lady Natsumi.
**[03:28] ---**
Any bad children here?!
**[03:31] ---**
Sounds unrealistic right off the bat...
**[03:33] ---**
You wanna die? Go ahead, I won't stop you.
**[03:36] ---**
I-I'll think about how to do it later.
**[03:39] ---**
Anyhow, soon the red oni
shows up to save Lady Natsumi.
**[03:44] ---**
Hey, stop!
**[03:44] ---**
From his color,
Giroro would be the most suitable.
**[03:48] ---**
Giroro will successfully defeat me.
**[03:50] ---**
Thank you, Giroro.
**[03:51] ---**
Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Tangerines
**[03:53] ---**
And the two will become
the closest of friends.
**[03:56] ---**
It's almost the same as the
fairy tale up to this point. However...
**[04:00] ---**
The similarities end here.
***SIGN*** To Red Oni
**[04:03] ---**
What if that letter the blue oni
left for the red oni
**[04:08] ---**
was also read by the villagers?
**[04:10] ---**
I'm sure the blue oni
**[04:11] ---**
would have become friends
with the villagers, too.
**[04:14] ---**
Not only that,
**[04:15] ---**
they'd probably think more highly
of the blue oni than the red oni.
**[04:18] ---**
Or, like, sudden flip-flop?
**[04:20] ---**
Exactly. So I'll use that idea.
***SIGN*** To Giroro-kun
**[04:23] ---**
Oh, Giroro.
**[04:24] ---**
When Tamama is bringing
my letter to Giroro...
**[04:27] ---**
Oops, I slipped.
**[04:28] ---**
...he accidentally
hands it over to Lady Natsumi.
**[04:31] ---**
Oops, my bad. I have just handed
this letter to Natchi by mistake.
**[04:35] ---**
And when Lady Natsumi reads it...
**[04:37] ---**
Huh? W-What is this...?
***SIGN*** Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and Lady Natsumi have become friends.
**[04:39] ---**
Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and
Lady Natsumi have become friends.
**[04:43] ---**
As long as you're happy,
I don't mind being the bad guy.
**[04:48] ---**
Ohh...
***SIGN*** From your bosom buddy, Keroro
**[04:49] ---**
Because your happiness is my happiness.
**[04:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you're as devious as ever.
**[04:55] ---**
Well then, please read your
"operation manual"
**[04:57] ---**
for the details of the plan.
**[05:00] ---**
First, let's get to the
first phase of the plan.
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero gero...
**[05:07] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** I have some tasty sweets and fine tea. Feel free to stop by.
**[05:08] ---**
"I have some tasty sweets
and fine tea. Feel free to stop by."
**[05:13] ---**
What the heck could Giroro
be up to this time?
**[05:16] ---**
What's the matter? Are you looking for me?
**[05:21] ---**
Wha?! What is this?
**[05:22] ---**
Yeah, about that...
**[05:25] ---**
Sweets and tea...? How ridiculous.
U-Unless of course, you insist...
**[05:30] ---**
Hey, I think you're
misunderstanding something here.
**[05:32] ---**
Huh?
**[05:33] ---**
Aren't you the one who
put up that sign right there?
**[05:35] ---**
O-Of course not.
Why would I do such a thing?
**[05:38] ---**
Huh? Don't tell me...
**[05:43] ---**
What's up, Giroro-kun?
**[05:45] ---**
Keroro. What the heck
is the meaning of this?
**[05:48] ---**
Oh yeah, that.
**[05:49] ---**
We'll make you get closer to Lady Natsumi.
**[05:52] ---**
The sign is what you'd
call an icebreaker, I guess.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[05:56] ---**
What? Get close to Natsumi?!
**[05:59] ---**
Yup. And I have the best plan, sir.
**[06:03] ---**
You wanna hear it?
**[06:06] ---**
R-Ridiculous. Totally ridiculous.
**[06:08] ---**
I will never go along with such
a ridiculous operation. Got that?
***SIGN*** Thud
***SIGN*** Wham
**[06:21] ---**
No matter what you say,
we'll still go with the plan.
**[06:29] ---**
What a beautiful sunset...
**[06:31] ---**
Or, like, pretty background?
**[06:34] ---**
Ha! This is it. Words flow out
like a spring of water.
**[06:38] ---**
Are you writing what they
call a haiku, Mr. Sergeant?
**[06:41] ---**
Done.
**[06:42] ---**
Wow! Let me hear it!
**[06:44] ---**
Ahem. Okay, I'll read it.
**[06:46] ---**
"When two lovers are together,
it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
**[06:52] ---**
It flutters in the wind
and embraces the lovers."
**[06:55] ---**
What a lovely haiku, Uncle.
**[06:58] ---**
That is not a haiku. That is just a poem.
**[07:00] ---**
Right. It's a poem dedicated to all lovers.
**[07:04] ---**
And this will set the mood
for Giroro and Lady Natsumi
**[07:07] ---**
to fall in love.
**[07:09] ---**
Natsumi...
**[07:10] ---**
Giroro...
**[07:11] ---**
We now go into Phase 2 of our operation.
**[07:17] ---**
This is Kululu.
**[07:19] ---**
Everything's set up
exactly according to the plan.
***SIGN*** Studio 6
623 Radio!
**[07:21] ---**
We're good to go.
**[07:26] ---**
Well, here we are again.
Another installment of *623 Radio.*
**[07:30] ---**
Thank you for sending in your letters.
**[07:33] ---**
We'll start with our first one.
**[07:36] ---**
It's finally begun. Private, stay sharp.
**[07:41] ---**
Okay.
**[07:44] ---**
Our first postcard comes from
**[07:46] ---**
Inner-Tokyo, and he goes
by the name of "Blue Oni."
**[07:50] ---**
"Good evening, 623-san.
**[07:51] ---**
Let me tell you what happened the other day.
**[07:54] ---**
On my way home from school,
I was harassed by a bunch of delinquents.
**[07:58] ---**
That's when a man that looked
like a frog appeared and saved me."
**[08:00] ---**
Huh?
**[08:01] ---**
"The truth is, I have never really
liked frogs before.
**[08:05] ---**
But now I realize they're
not so bad, after all."
**[08:07] ---**
Really? A man that looked like a frog?
**[08:10] ---**
A frog?
**[08:11] ---**
First we go with the subtle approach.
Now we've hooked her in.
**[08:17] ---**
Let's move on to the next letter, shall we?
**[08:18] ---**
This one is from Inner-Tokyo and
he's using the name "Blue Oni..."
**[08:22] ---**
Hey, it's the same guy.
**[08:24] ---**
Hmph. It's the same old tired show.
**[08:24] ---**
Come to think of it, it's almost Setsubun.
**[08:27] ---**
What's so good about this, anyway?
**[08:27] ---**
Maybe this letter is from a real oni.
**[08:29] ---**
"623-san, which color
do you like better, red or green?
**[08:32] ---**
I think red is nice since
it's such a passionate color,
**[08:35] ---**
but I prefer green, since it's humble
and shows real kindness.
**[08:40] ---**
Green is a color that can actually
relieve stress and ease tension."
**[08:42] ---**
Red...? Green...?
**[08:44] ---**
Another subtle but effective jab
straight into her heart.
**[08:47] ---**
This plan of mine is flawless.
**[08:53] ---**
Okay, it's time to move in.
**[08:57] ---**
What? I'm busy listening to the radio...
**[09:01] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Prepare yourself, ma'am!
**[09:05] ---**
What the heck are those?
**[09:07] ---**
What else but space leeches, ma'am?
**[09:12] ---**
And they'll cling on to every bit
of your skin and immobilize you,
**[09:16] ---**
so you'll have no choice but to listen to me
ramble on about Gundam models all night.
**[09:22] ---**
No... help me!
**[09:28] ---**
Oh no, Corporal Giroro. Look what I found.
***SIGN*** To Giroro
**[09:32] ---**
Huh? Where's the corporal?
**[09:35] ---**
Tamama, sit here.
**[09:38] ---**
Did I mess up?
**[09:40] ---**
You were supposed to call Giroro
here first for the plan to work!
**[09:42] ---**
What? Is that so?
**[09:44] ---**
What's wrong with you?
Take out your operation manual!
**[09:48] ---**
Look here.
**[09:49] ---**
It says after I attack,
**[09:51] ---**
you're supposed to go call Giroro for help.
**[09:55] ---**
So it does...
**[09:56] ---**
Can I see that, too?
**[09:57] ---**
Sure.
**[09:58] ---**
And then you were supposed
to bring that letter here,
**[10:00] ---**
and accidentally hand it over
to Lady Natsumi.
**[10:03] ---**
Now I remember!
**[10:04] ---**
And reading the letter will move me so much
**[10:06] ---**
that I'll start to like you, huh?
**[10:08] ---**
That's correct.
**[10:09] ---**
That's because Lady Natsumi
is simple-minded!
**[10:14] ---**
Who are you calling simple-minded?
**[10:16] ---**
Huh? Were you listening?
**[10:18] ---**
How dare you ruin my
favorite time of the day?!
**[10:22] ---**
Now, let's read some poems
that were sent in to us.
**[10:26] ---**
I'm sure we'll be reading some
lovely poetry from you out there.
**[10:30] ---**
What's that?
**[10:32] ---**
What happened, Keroro?
**[10:33] ---**
Are you all right?
Tell me, who did this to you?
**[10:37] ---**
Hang in there!
You're not hurt that bad!
**[10:41] ---**
G-Gi... Giroro...
**[10:45] ---**
Keroro...
**[10:46] ---**
This comes yet again from
the "Blue Oni" of Inner-Tokyo.
**[10:51] ---**
"When two lovers are together,
it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
**[10:58] ---**
It flutters in the wind
and embraces the lovers."
**[11:00] ---**
At last, it's just the two of us now.
**[11:04] ---**
Yeah... this is between you and me.
**[11:08] ---**
This ain't what I had in mind, sir.
**[11:10] ---**
Operation Blue Oni: a total flop.
**[11:20] ---**
Once upon a time...
No wait... this is a story of today.
**[11:23] ---**
There is this green alien...
**[11:29] ---**
I always thought the red oni
really rocked.
**[11:31] ---**
That blue oni is just
a hypocrite. He must be.
**[11:33] ---**
What's this, all of a sudden?
**[11:35] ---**
I can't tell you why, but I'll try to be
**[11:37] ---**
a great red oni, starting today.
**[11:39] ---**
Oh, perfect timing.
***SIGN*** Oni away!
**[11:41] ---**
Oni away!
**[11:49] ---**
Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
***SIGN*** Soybeans
**[12:00] ---**
Soybeans.
**[12:01] ---**
S-Sarge?
**[12:03] ---**
Good luck, come!
**[12:06] ---**
Oni, away!!
**[12:10] ---**
S-Sis?
**[12:11] ---**
Grandma sent over these soybeans
to celebrate the coming of spring.
**[12:15] ---**
It would be a shame if we don't
scatter these all around the house.
**[12:17] ---**
That's not scattering,
that's pelting as hard as you can...
**[12:22] ---**
Th-That was cruel, ma'am!
**[12:23] ---**
I have every right to get angry.
Right, Master Fuyuki?
**[12:25] ---**
I... I guess...
**[12:27] ---**
I tell you. Being pelted by beans
out of the blue like this...
***SIGN*** Intense anger
**[12:29] ---**
I don't know... it hurts,
but it tastes good...
***SIGN*** Chomp chomp
**[12:33] ---**
Today is Setsubun, a Japanese
custom to drive away demons
**[12:36] ---**
and invite good fortune
by scattering beans.
**[12:39] ---**
And since you said you
wanted to be an oni...
**[12:42] ---**
I'll give you those beans,
so forgive me, okay?
**[12:45] ---**
My compensation is soybeans?
***SIGN*** Chomp chomp
**[12:50] ---**
Just then, the nutritious
Japanese organic soybeans
**[12:54] ---**
made specially by Grandma Hinata
energized the green alien's brain.
**[12:59] ---**
Looks like Lady Natsumi
has just made a crucial mistake.
**[13:03] ---**
She just gave me an idea
on how to get even,
**[13:05] ---**
and not only that, she gave me
this highly-nutritious feast!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[13:13] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[13:17] ---**
Darn it. Who's on duty here today?
***SIGN*** Kero 3, Kero 4, Natsu 5, Natsu 6, Fuyu 7, Fuyu 8, Kero 9, Kero 10, Natsu 11, Natsu 12
***SIGN*** Kero 3 Kero 4
**[13:21] ---**
I knew it was him.
**[13:24] ---**
Huh?
**[13:24] ---**
Remember what you did
to me earlier, Lady Natsumi?
**[13:27] ---**
Oh, so you brought your
henchmen to take revenge, huh?
**[13:30] ---**
You said it. Brace yourself, ma'am...
**[13:33] ---**
Shut up and finish washing the dishes!
**[13:37] ---**
Natchi's scarier than an oni.
**[13:39] ---**
Hurry up and shoot, Kululu!
**[13:41] ---**
Roger.
**[13:44] ---**
Oh no! Not another weird gun?!
**[13:47] ---**
Click!
**[13:55] ---**
W-What the heck did you just do?
**[13:58] ---**
Oh no! This is so embarrassing!
**[14:00] ---**
Excellent, Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[14:03] ---**
Well, then...
**[14:04] ---**
What's with this tiger outfit...
Ow. What the heck was that for?
**[14:08] ---**
What do you mean?
It's Setsubun today, ma'am.
**[14:11] ---**
Custom says we throw soybeans
at oni, right?
**[14:13] ---**
Oni? Yikes! Why do I have horns?!
**[14:17] ---**
It's an oni's job to get hit by beans.
**[14:20] ---**
And if you don't like it,
blame it on Japanese customs, ma'am.
**[14:24] ---**
All right, men. Get ready!
**[14:26] ---**
Tama!
**[14:27] ---**
Kulu!
**[14:28] ---**
Attack now!
**[14:32] ---**
Yay!
**[14:34] ---**
Oni away!
**[14:36] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[14:37] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[14:39] ---**
Hold it!
**[14:40] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[14:44] ---**
This isn't funny at all.
**[14:47] ---**
What the...
**[14:51] ---**
Why can't I take them off?!
**[14:59] ---**
Right now your body will not accept
**[15:01] ---**
anything except that costume, ma'am.
**[15:04] ---**
It would be so embarrassing,
you cannot even go outside like that.
**[15:09] ---**
Why don't we enjoy this
Setsubun game to the fullest?
**[15:15] ---**
Oni away! Oni away!
**[15:17] ---**
Hey! The oni is getting away!
**[15:23] ---**
S-Sis... You're cosplaying?!
**[15:26] ---**
No, those stupid frogs forced me
to wear this oni outfit!
**[15:30] ---**
An oni? Hmm...
**[15:33] ---**
Hold on a sec...
**[15:34] ---**
Hey, c'mon, help...
hey, what are you doing?
**[15:36] ---**
Sis. That's no ordinary oni costume.
**[15:40] ---**
I think there's a detailed description of it
**[15:42] ---**
in the legends of oni in Inner-Tokyo...
**[15:44] ---**
Never mind.
**[15:51] ---**
It's no use trying to escape, ma'am.
**[15:59] ---**
Owww!
**[16:00] ---**
Lady Natsumi's horns transmit
a signal which attracts the soybeans.
**[16:03] ---**
Amazing!
**[16:05] ---**
But now we have run out of those
all-important soybeans...
**[16:09] ---**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Tangerines
**[16:11] ---**
It's okay if we don't have soybeans.
**[16:13] ---**
We can use anything that's
made out of soybeans.
**[16:15] ---**
Like this, for example.
***SIGN*** Low sodium bean paste
**[16:17] ---**
Bean paste?
**[16:18] ---**
Toss it.
**[16:27] ---**
What the heck are you throwing at me?
**[16:29] ---**
Wow! This is really fun! I wanna do more!
**[16:34] ---**
Jeez, what's with the bean paste?
***SIGN*** Soy milk
***SIGN*** Tofu Soy
***SIGN*** Soy sauce
**[16:39] ---**
Soy sauce.
**[16:40] ---**
Tofu.
**[16:41] ---**
And soy milk.
**[16:42] ---**
You've kidding!
**[16:44] ---**
Ow. Ow. Ow.
**[16:46] ---**
Ow. Ouch.
**[16:48] ---**
Now what?
***SIGN*** Bean curd cake
**[16:50] ---**
Bean curd cake.
**[16:51] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Soybean flour
**[16:51] ---**
Soybean flour.
**[16:52] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Soybean curd
**[16:53] ---**
Soybean curd.
**[16:54] ---**
OK.
**[16:55] ---**
Um... let's see now...
**[16:55] ---**
Hey, you two, stop wasting food!
**[16:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, this one?
**[16:59] ---**
Ooh!
**[17:02] ---**
Why can't I open this?
**[17:04] ---**
It's no use, ma'am.
**[17:06] ---**
There is no escape, ma'am.
**[17:08] ---**
Okay, I apologize for what I did,
so can you turn me back to normal?
**[17:12] ---**
If you want to return to normal,
you have to agree to my terms.
**[17:16] ---**
Your terms?
**[17:17] ---**
Yes. Give me authority over
the entire Hinata family.
**[17:22] ---**
You know I can't agree to that!
**[17:24] ---**
Oh, really? Then what do you say to this?
***SIGN*** Natto
**[17:28] ---**
Th-Those are...
**[17:30] ---**
That's right. It's natto.
**[17:32] ---**
If you're not going to accept my request,
**[17:35] ---**
your whole body will be covered in natto,
and it will start to ferment, ma'am.
**[17:40] ---**
Now, accept my request!
**[17:43] ---**
How can I? I can't.
**[17:45] ---**
Then you leave me no choice.
**[17:50] ---**
Nooooo!
**[17:57] ---**
Huh? What's that?
**[17:58] ---**
Ow. Ow. Ow.
**[18:00] ---**
What's wrong? What happened?
**[18:03] ---**
This is Kululu.
**[18:04] ---**
The guinea pig we used
to test that gun just escaped.
**[18:08] ---**
Say what? I told you to keep an eye on him!
**[18:18] ---**
Tamama, let's get out of here.
**[18:19] ---**
Roger!
**[18:21] ---**
Oh, shoot.
**[18:33] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:34] ---**
Oni away, I say!
**[18:39] ---**
Oni away!
**[18:42] ---**
Oni away!
**[18:45] ---**
Stay still!
**[18:49] ---**
The Red Oni is three times
more powerful.
**[18:52] ---**
Well, only 1.3 times,
but he is definitely more powerful.
**[18:59] ---**
Bullied Natsumi... Bullied Natsumi...
**[19:04] ---**
Oh no.
**[19:05] ---**
He's gone berserk,
and can't talk right anymore.
**[19:05] ---**
Bullied Natsumi...
**[19:08] ---**
I've got no choice...
I must use force to stop him!
***SIGN*** Transformation complete FA (Full Armor) Keroro
**[19:21] ---**
Keroro, full armor transformation!
**[19:23] ---**
It's been a long time since
I last took you on seriously.
**[19:28] ---**
Come on, let's enjoy this fight...
**[19:35] ---**
Amazing... You saw through
the only weakness in my full armor,
**[19:38] ---**
raining bullets on my
totally unprotected face.
**[19:41] ---**
Corporal Giroro... you may be my subordinate,
**[19:44] ---**
but you're definitely a formidable man.
**[19:49] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:49] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:55] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:58] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:00] ---**
Don't let your guard down
until the end, I say.
**[20:04] ---**
And so I'm the victor.
**[20:07] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[20:09] ---**
Sis, I finally found it.
That's not an oni, it's a thunder god.
**[20:13] ---**
A thunder god?
**[20:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:15] ---**
That's why you have all those taiko drums
behind you. Right, Sarge?
**[20:19] ---**
I... I don't know what
you're talking about...
**[20:22] ---**
So that means...
**[20:26] ---**
...I can do this, right?
**[20:30] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[20:37] ---**
All right!
**[20:38] ---**
K-Kululu... you fool.
**[20:45] ---**
W-What's this?
**[20:46] ---**
A chocolate cake.
It's to thank you for saving me.
**[20:50] ---**
Here.
**[20:54] ---**
This is sweet... almost too sweet.
**[20:55] ---**
Oh, shut up. It's supposed to be sweet...
**[21:01] ---**
...though I guess I should use
a little less sugar next time.
**[21:05] ---**
And so, the red alien enjoyed
a pleasant moment with an Earthling.
**[21:11] ---**
And they lived happily ever after.
**[21:14] ---**
Meanwhile, the green alien...
**[21:19] ---**
It's all about Little Red Riding Hood now!
***SIGN*** Operation: Little Red Riding Hood Is it too obvious?
**[21:23] ---**
Let's start Operation:
Little Red Riding Hood now.
**[21:26] ---**
First, I'll get eaten by a Nyororo.
**[21:29] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[21:30] ---**
It seems the green alien
hasn't learned his lesson, after all.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
Let's get started!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro.
This is the Giroro drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro
Giroro no ekaki uta!!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
When the setting red sun
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"Nani kore~"
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"What the heck is that?"
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
"Sutete kite!"
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Go and throw it out!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Shouri no hata o hatamekase
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
With our victory flags
triumphantly fluttering,
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Fune de norikome teki jinchi
(Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Charge into enemy territory by ship,
(Watch out for traps!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
"Gakkou iku dake dakara"
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
I'm just going to school.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
"Majide?"
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
My old man has a double chin.
(No kidding?)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Even on a blind trail,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Keep your eyes forward
and advance at a crawl.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
There may be many twists and turns,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
(Natsumi…!!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
But be forthright about your true feelings.
(Natsumi...!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
"Giku!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
(Yikes!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Corporal Giroro!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:08] ---**
This is Kululu.
Inventing things is pretty hard work.
**[23:11] ---**
Especially for me,
**[23:12] ---**
since I devise things that
will cause trouble for others.
**[23:15] ---**
The other day, I accidentally
made something that was useful.
**[23:18] ---**
But I destroyed it right away.
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, in the next episode,
we take on winter sports!
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
A Sports Showdown, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
Assault Robot Battle, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E44 - Keroro vs. Fuyuki: A Sports Showdown, Sir! / Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDKN8/keroro-vs-fuyuki-a-sports-showdown-sir--kululu-vs-aki-a-devastating-assault-robot-battle-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
**[01:39] ---**
Alien invaders tend to
investigate all kinds of things.
**[01:46] ---**
Perhaps it's time for a practical test.
**[01:51] ---**
Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
A Sports Showdown, Sir!
**[01:56] ---**
What? A Keronian...
**[01:58] ---**
...and an Earthling?
**[01:59] ---**
Why do you have to compare
our athletic skills?
**[02:02] ---**
Well, our HQ wants a
report on which is superior,
**[02:07] ---**
and I need some practical data.
**[02:12] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Ahem!
**[02:13] ---**
No doubt, Keronians are more athletic.
**[02:15] ---**
What did you say?
**[02:19] ---**
Have you forgotten, ma'am?
**[02:20] ---**
Huh?
**[02:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi ended up
eating my bubbles when we raced.
***SIGN*** Hahahahaha!
***SIGN*** Nostalgic
Scenes
**[02:24] ---**
The sergeant is referring to their race
at the school swimming pool.
**[02:29] ---**
All right!
**[02:33] ---**
You won't beat me at any other sport.
**[02:36] ---**
I'll show you how much stronger we are.
**[02:38] ---**
There's no way you'll chicken out, right?
**[02:42] ---**
Of course not. I'll accept your challenge.
**[02:45] ---**
But there's one condition.
**[02:48] ---**
The Pekopon representative
will be Master Fuyuki!
**[02:50] ---**
Me?
**[02:51] ---**
Why me?
**[02:51] ---**
Why him?
**[02:53] ---**
Why would I be interested
in beating a loser again?
***SIGN*** Keroro, Keroro, Keroro...
**[02:56] ---**
And don't forget.
**[02:57] ---**
The champion has the right
to choose his next challenger.
**[02:59] ---**
The truth is...
**[03:01] ---**
...if I'm gonna fight Master Fuyuki,
there's no way I can lose.
***SIGN*** Gerori
**[03:05] ---**
Fuyuki, wipe the floor
with this stupid frog
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[03:09] ---**
and teach him a lesson.
**[03:10] ---**
What? I don't want to...
**[03:13] ---**
You've got to beat him!
**[03:14] ---**
That's the only way that
braggart will shut up!
**[03:18] ---**
For a change of pace,
let's look at the Nishizawa mansion.
**[03:20] ---**
And a short distance
from the mansion, we have...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Winter Comprehensive Sports Complex
**[03:24] ---**
...the Nishizawa Winter
Comprehensive Complex.
**[03:28] ---**
Opening Ceremony!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Victory Is Yours,
Hinata Fuyuki!
Fuyuki, you're the man!
**[03:33] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
***SIGN*** Earthling Cheerleaders
**[03:35] ---**
Fuyuki! Don't you dare lose!
**[03:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
**[03:42] ---**
Ahh... The great thing about sports
**[03:44] ---**
is that I can openly shout out
his name at the top of my voice.
***SIGN*** Bravo, Sports
**[03:47] ---**
Bravo, sports!
***SIGN*** Alien Cheerleaders
**[03:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! I hope you win!
**[03:52] ---**
Or, like, total effort?
**[03:54] ---**
This was all Kululu's idea. Where is he?
**[03:56] ---**
He said he would stay in the lab to
analyze the data from this event.
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Hang tough.
Clobber him.
**[04:02] ---**
Why me...?
**[04:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[04:05] ---**
Remember that the
true objective of sports
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[04:07] ---**
is to strengthen relationships
through fair competition, sir.
**[04:09] ---**
This competition will make our
relationship stronger than ever.
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[04:15] ---**
You're right!
**[04:16] ---**
It doesn't matter who wins!
This is about friendship, right?
***SIGN*** Fuyu
**[04:20] ---**
Good luck, Sergeant.
**[04:21] ---**
Don't hold back on my account, sir.
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki
**[04:25] ---**
I'd never hold back anyway.
Why would I?
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero...
**[04:29] ---**
The first event, Ski Giant Slalom!
***SIGN*** Ski Giant Slalom
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[04:34] ---**
This is for friendship.
**[04:36] ---**
For the future of
Keronians and Pekoponians!
**[04:43] ---**
Who cares about friendship?
Victory is what counts most in sports!
***SIGN*** Suddenly!
**[04:48] ---**
Suddenly...
**[04:49] ---**
Two mysterious objects were seen
flying over the sergeant.
**[04:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:59] ---**
What the?
**[05:00] ---**
Or, like, causes unknown?
**[05:06] ---**
Huh?
**[05:07] ---**
You did it! You won the first event!
**[05:09] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:11] ---**
Second event, Jump Normal Hill!
***SIGN*** Jump Normal Hill
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[05:13] ---**
Sarge, are you okay?
**[05:15] ---**
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
**[05:17] ---**
What matters is our friendship.
This is nothing, sir.
**[05:21] ---**
Then, I'll go ahead.
**[05:23] ---**
No way I'm letting you win again.
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[05:27] ---**
I'm scared!
**[05:29] ---**
Huh?
**[05:29] ---**
Whoa... I'm flying!
**[05:33] ---**
Wow...
**[05:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:34] ---**
I'm sure he'll get good distance.
***SIGN*** But!
**[05:36] ---**
But!
**[05:36] ---**
Suddenly...
***SIGN*** Suddenly!
**[05:39] ---**
A mysterious gust blows Fuyuki back!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki Zero Distance
**[05:45] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki, zero distance.
**[05:47] ---**
What?
**[05:48] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:50] ---**
Oh? Fuyuki-kun?!
**[05:52] ---**
Where'd that wind come from?
**[05:53] ---**
I'm sure it was anything but natural.
**[05:56] ---**
Yahoo!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[06:01] ---**
Why, thank you. I won handily.
**[06:04] ---**
Uncle, that was fantastic!
**[06:06] ---**
The third event, Curling.
***SIGN*** Curling
**[06:08] ---**
Teammates are allowed for this event.
**[06:14] ---**
Oh no! Look at that brushing!
**[06:16] ---**
Of course. The sergeant has had
a lot of practice with that.
**[06:20] ---**
There!
**[06:24] ---**
Well, that's my second straight win.
**[06:27] ---**
Not so fast!
***SIGN*** Yet again
**[06:31] ---**
Yet again, suddenly...
***SIGN*** Suddenly!
**[06:32] ---**
...a mysterious liquid falls from the sky.
**[06:37] ---**
Huh?
**[06:38] ---**
What happened?
**[06:40] ---**
Well, well. That's just too bad.
**[06:44] ---**
Glue...?
**[06:46] ---**
But how?
**[06:48] ---**
Could it be the sergeant?
**[06:53] ---**
All that talk about friendship...
It was just a lie.
**[06:58] ---**
The fourth event, the Bobsled.
**[06:59] ---**
Teammates are allowed for this one, too.
**[07:01] ---**
Smooth sailing.
***SIGN*** But that wasn't the case!!
**[07:03] ---**
But that wasn't the case!
**[07:08] ---**
Another mysterious accident.
**[07:10] ---**
How could that screw be loose?
**[07:12] ---**
I don't know...
My maintenance was perfect.
**[07:17] ---**
Could it be... Master Fuyuki did it?
**[07:21] ---**
Anyhow, the competition is tied at two-all.
**[07:26] ---**
And more mysterious accidents follow.
**[07:30] ---**
Ice Hockey...
**[07:37] ---**
Speed Skating!
**[07:40] ---**
Figure Skating!
**[07:42] ---**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Keroro, my love
**[07:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[07:47] ---**
Strange accidents keep happening!
**[07:49] ---**
You must be cheating, stupid frog!
**[07:52] ---**
Or, like, constant danger?
**[07:54] ---**
I am getting really suspicious of them!
***SIGN*** 2km to Go
**[07:57] ---**
Then, there's Cross-Country Skiing.
**[08:08] ---**
This's enough, Sarge!
You've been cheating, haven't you?
**[08:13] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[08:14] ---**
You're the one who's cheating,
Master Fuyuki, sir.
**[08:16] ---**
I haven't done anything wrong!
**[08:18] ---**
Well, neither have I, sir!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun!
**[08:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[08:23] ---**
All right, why don't we settle this
once and for all in the next game?
**[08:26] ---**
My thoughts exactly, sir.
**[08:28] ---**
The loser must wear an afro wig, sir!
**[08:30] ---**
That's not fair at all.
You're used to wearing an afro!
**[08:33] ---**
The loser must wear a five-decker afro!
**[08:35] ---**
F-Five decker?!
***SIGN*** Myaoww
**[08:41] ---**
Myaoww!
**[08:44] ---**
Anything but that...!
**[08:46] ---**
So you admit you've been cheating?
**[08:48] ---**
I accept your challenge, sir!
**[08:52] ---**
And so they reach the final event...
**[08:56] ---**
Fishing.
***SIGN*** Fishing
**[08:58] ---**
There's no way I'll let him...
**[09:00] ---**
...win this contest, sir.
**[09:02] ---**
Then suddenly...
**[09:06] ---**
Yet again, a mysterious snowstorm
strikes both of them.
**[09:10] ---**
Everyone! Take shelter inside the building!
**[09:12] ---**
Paul...
**[09:20] ---**
The match must go on.
**[09:21] ---**
What?!
**[09:28] ---**
W-What's this...?
**[09:30] ---**
It's huge! It could be
the lord of the lake!
**[09:36] ---**
All right, victory is mine!
***SIGN*** At that moment
**[09:38] ---**
At that moment...
**[09:42] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:43] ---**
What?
**[09:44] ---**
An explosion.
**[09:46] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:49] ---**
My body's gone numb. I can't swim!
**[09:51] ---**
What...?
**[09:53] ---**
Hold it.
**[09:54] ---**
Paul!
***SIGN*** Tournament Head Judge, Paul
**[09:55] ---**
If you leave your position,
you forfeit the match.
**[09:59] ---**
That would mean the
humiliating five-decker afro!
**[10:11] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:14] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki! You came to save me?
**[10:20] ---**
I just remembered, Master Fuyuki...
You don't know how to swim, do you?
**[10:24] ---**
Huh?
**[10:27] ---**
Help! Somebody help us!
**[10:28] ---**
I forgot I couldn't swim!
**[10:30] ---**
Both of them are just plain hopeless,
aren't they?
**[10:36] ---**
Master Fuyuki, why... did you do that?
**[10:40] ---**
Because you're my friend, Sarge.
**[10:44] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[10:50] ---**
The match ends in a draw, then.
**[10:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:56] ---**
After everything that happened,
in the end, it seems
**[10:58] ---**
the friendship between
Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki has deepened.
**[11:02] ---**
And yet...
**[11:03] ---**
Well... all those mysteries remain unsolved.
**[11:07] ---**
If neither Fuyuki nor that
stupid frog were cheating,
**[11:10] ---**
then who was responsible for all that?
**[11:12] ---**
Hmph.
**[11:13] ---**
There is only one person
who would do all that.
**[11:17] ---**
None other than the one
who planned all this.
**[11:19] ---**
That guy.
**[11:21] ---**
We're home!
**[11:27] ---**
Mom!
**[11:28] ---**
Huh?
**[11:30] ---**
Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
**[11:34] ---**
W-Welcome home...
**[11:36] ---**
What's going on with
Mom Aki and Kululu?
**[11:40] ---**
You'll find out in a little while.
**[11:51] ---**
Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[12:03] ---**
I never thought I'd get home this early.
**[12:05] ---**
I owe Mr. Yoshizaki for this.
**[12:08] ---**
I'm much obliged.
**[12:26] ---**
Where am I?
**[12:29] ---**
I've been waiting for you.
**[12:31] ---**
Kulu-chan!
**[12:32] ---**
Hinata Aki.
**[12:33] ---**
I have something I want to show you.
**[12:37] ---**
Click.
**[12:42] ---**
Th-That...
**[12:48] ---**
That looks... like me!
***SIGN*** Mobile Weapon for Earth Invasion
**[12:55] ---**
The mobile weapon AK 9 Double 6.
**[12:58] ---**
The exterior is modeled
after the most powerful figure
**[13:00] ---**
in the Hinata household.
**[13:02] ---**
Wow!
**[13:04] ---**
I was hoping you would test drive it for me.
**[13:07] ---**
But where are Fuyuki and
Natsumi and all your friends?
**[13:10] ---**
I didn't want any of them to disturb us.
**[13:13] ---**
I made up a half-baked reason
to keep them busy the whole day.
**[13:16] ---**
Here are the ones who were
kicked out for a half-baked reason.
**[13:21] ---**
What do you say? Will you do it?
**[13:23] ---**
You don't have to force yourself,
if you don't want to.
**[13:25] ---**
Force myself?
**[13:28] ---**
No way! How could I pass up
an interesting chance like this?
**[13:34] ---**
I knew you'd say that.
**[13:49] ---**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Autumn H
**[13:55] ---**
Autumn H!
**[13:58] ---**
Hey! You can't just
change her name like that.
**[14:24] ---**
Ready to take off.
**[14:26] ---**
Oh, but... I might startle the neighbors.
**[14:30] ---**
The anti-barrier's working, so don't worry.
**[14:34] ---**
Excellent! Then that'll be great.
**[14:43] ---**
Hinata Aki, ready for action.
**[14:59] ---**
Wow! I'm flying! This is great!
**[15:02] ---**
She's easier to flatter than expected.
**[15:09] ---**
This feels great!
**[15:10] ---**
Don't get too carried away.
It's still under development...
**[15:14] ---**
This is a test drive, right?
**[15:16] ---**
So we've got to take it to its limit!
**[15:27] ---**
It's perfect!
**[15:29] ---**
Everything's running smoothly.
**[15:31] ---**
What're you talking about there?
**[15:33] ---**
I don't recall programming it
to move like that...
**[15:40] ---**
Does it have any weapons at all?
**[15:42] ---**
Hey, stop that. You're not supposed to...
**[15:44] ---**
Ah!
**[15:46] ---**
It must be this one.
**[15:48] ---**
Autumn Punch!
**[15:54] ---**
Now, let's go back to what
we showed you a while back.
**[15:56] ---**
What Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki
were doing at this time...
**[16:04] ---**
Victory is what counts most in sports!
**[16:07] ---**
Two mysterious objects
suddenly appear from the sky.
**[16:12] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:13] ---**
What the?
**[16:14] ---**
Or, like, causes unknown?
***SIGN*** The Causes
**[16:17] ---**
The causes.
**[16:20] ---**
Let's see... How about this one?
**[16:26] ---**
Autumn Hurricane!
***SIGN*** The Cause
**[16:29] ---**
The cause.
***SIGN*** The Result
**[16:36] ---**
The result.
**[16:36] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:37] ---**
Where did that wind come from?
**[16:39] ---**
I'm sure it was anything but natural.
**[16:41] ---**
She's right.
***SIGN*** The Power of Science
**[16:42] ---**
It's the power of science.
**[16:50] ---**
Huh?
**[16:52] ---**
What's this shaking?
**[16:58] ---**
What're you doing now?
**[17:00] ---**
No! It's not me!
It's started to go berserk!
**[17:03] ---**
Stop this thing, will you?!
**[17:05] ---**
Autumn Beam!
**[17:08] ---**
What's going on here, Kulu-chan?
**[17:12] ---**
I guess it's out of control.
**[17:15] ---**
What?!
**[17:16] ---**
I guess there's no choice.
**[17:20] ---**
What? Are you going to shoot me down?
**[17:21] ---**
Don't worry. These are glue bullets
to capture the robot.
**[17:25] ---**
Click.
**[17:31] ---**
I missed!
***SIGN*** The Cause
**[17:38] ---**
The cause.
***SIGN*** The Result
**[17:41] ---**
The result.
**[17:42] ---**
Huh?
**[17:43] ---**
What happened?
**[17:44] ---**
Then I'll use this!
**[17:46] ---**
These radio waves will tear it apart!
**[17:55] ---**
It still managed to avoid it.
**[17:57] ---**
Hey, please stop!
**[18:01] ---**
Autumn Crusher!
**[18:06] ---**
No!
**[18:07] ---**
Kulu-chan!
**[18:10] ---**
S-Stop that. Stop it right now.
**[18:13] ---**
Autumn Arrows!
**[18:18] ---**
Wha...?
**[18:19] ---**
That's not me! The robot
is moving on its own!
**[18:23] ---**
Autumn Dynamite!
**[18:38] ---**
Owwww!
**[18:41] ---**
My glasses...
**[18:42] ---**
Oops...
**[18:43] ---**
That one, madam... was indeed your fault.
**[18:53] ---**
Strange accidents keep happening!
**[18:55] ---**
You must be cheating!
**[18:57] ---**
I am getting really suspicious of them.
**[19:00] ---**
Kulu-chan? Kulu-chan, are you all right?
**[19:03] ---**
My glasses... My glasses...
**[19:06] ---**
That does it. I've gotta go all-out on this.
**[19:14] ---**
Full power!
**[19:37] ---**
Initiate manual shutdown now!
**[19:39] ---**
Manual shutdown?
**[19:40] ---**
Here it is.
**[19:46] ---**
O-Oops...
**[19:48] ---**
Th-That was the control for manual exit.
**[19:52] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[20:00] ---**
What do we do with that?
**[20:02] ---**
It'll self-destruct in 10 minutes.
We have to destroy the evidence.
**[20:06] ---**
Now even my anti-barrier isn't working.
**[20:08] ---**
I have no choice but to go underground.
**[20:19] ---**
W-What's this...?
**[20:20] ---**
It's huge!
**[20:22] ---**
It could be the lord of the lake!
***SIGN*** Special Diagram
**[20:26] ---**
Special Diagram.
**[20:27] ---**
W-What is it now?
**[20:29] ---**
There's something holding us back.
**[20:31] ---**
Hey. You're not supposed to...
**[20:33] ---**
Oh nooo!
**[20:54] ---**
Kulu-chan, are you all right?
**[20:56] ---**
I... I thought I was going to die...
**[21:09] ---**
We're home!
**[21:11] ---**
Mom!
**[21:12] ---**
Huh?
**[21:13] ---**
Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
**[21:16] ---**
W-Welcome home...
**[21:20] ---**
It's nothing...
**[21:23] ---**
I'll never involve her again.
**[21:26] ---**
To sum it up, the showdown today
between Keronians and Earthlings
**[21:29] ---**
resulted in one win and
one draw for the Earthlings.
**[21:33] ---**
Job well done.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
Let's get started!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro.
This is the Giroro drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Giro-giro-giro-giro
Giroro no ekaki uta!!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
When the setting red sun
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"Nani kore~"
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"What the heck is that?"
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
"Sutete kite!"
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Go and throw it out!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Shouri no hata o hatamekase
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
With our victory flags
triumphantly fluttering,
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Fune de norikome teki jinchi
(Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Charge into enemy territory by ship,
(Watch out for traps!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
"Gakkou iku dake dakara"
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
I'm just going to school.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
"Majide?"
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
My old man has a double chin.
(No kidding?)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Even on a blind trail,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Keep your eyes forward
and advance at a crawl.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
There may be many twists and turns,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
(Natsumi…!!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
But be forthright about your true feelings.
(Natsumi...!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
"Giku!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
(Yikes!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Corporal Giroro!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Dororo.
**[23:08] ---**
You know, you grow up to like
**[23:10] ---**
foods you did not like as a child.
**[23:13] ---**
I hated bell peppers when I was little.
**[23:16] ---**
I used to cry as I ate the bell peppers
Keroro-kun had left at lunch.
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, the next story is
about the day to confess your love.
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro's Instant Dumplings
of Love, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
Operation V for Valentine, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E45 - Keroro's Instant Dumplings of Love, Sir! / Natsumi & Momoka: CommenceOperation V for Valentine, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKVM0/keroros-instant-dumplings-of-love-sir--natsumi--momoka-commenceoperation-v-for-valentine-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** 1 More Day Until Valentine's Day
**[01:31] ---**
February 13... It's the day before
Valentine's Day.
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba Valentine's Fair 2005
**[01:35] ---**
And the streets are filled with girls
looking to buy chocolates.
***SIGN*** Happy Valentine's Day!
**[01:40] ---**
However, that's not all...
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Azuki Beans
**[01:49] ---**
Kumamoto azuki beans...
***SIGN*** Azuki
**[01:51] ---**
Kumamoto wheat flour...
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Wheat Flour
***SIGN*** Wheat Flour
**[01:54] ---**
And... Kumamoto potatoes!
***SIGN*** Potatoes
**[01:58] ---**
We're gonna make a fortune
on Valentine's Day.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[02:04] ---**
Huh?
**[02:05] ---**
Um...
**[02:07] ---**
Don't you know most people buy
chocolates as their Valentine gifts?
**[02:09] ---**
Hey, are you listening to me?
**[02:15] ---**
Keroro's Instant Dumplings
of Love, Sir!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[02:20] ---**
Instant dumplings... a specialty
of Kumamoto Prefecture.
**[02:23] ---**
A Japanese dessert with a
mild, natural sweetness.
**[02:27] ---**
What are you going to do
with these sweet potatoes?
**[02:31] ---**
Dororo...
**[02:32] ---**
Are you aware that tomorrow is
what Pekoponians call Valentine's Day?
**[02:36] ---**
Would you stop it already with that act?
**[02:38] ---**
May I ask what this Valentine's Day is?
**[02:41] ---**
I hear Pekoponian girls declare
their love to someone
**[02:44] ---**
by giving him chocolates on that day.
**[02:46] ---**
Huh? Declare their love?
**[02:50] ---**
Giroro. This is for you.
Please accept this.
**[02:54] ---**
That's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
***SIGN*** Potatoes
**[02:58] ---**
These Pekoponians are so illogical.
***SIGN*** Potatoes
**[03:00] ---**
They go through all these silly rituals,
***SIGN*** Azuki Beans
**[03:02] ---**
as if it makes any difference.
***SIGN*** Azuki Beans
**[03:04] ---**
That's what I thought.
***SIGN*** Wheat Flour
***SIGN*** Wheat Flour
**[03:06] ---**
However...
**[03:07] ---**
I do know that chocolates
sell like crazy this time of year.
**[03:10] ---**
What if, instead of all those chocolates,
**[03:12] ---**
they decided to buy...
Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings instead?
**[03:19] ---**
Whew...
**[03:20] ---**
When these Pekoponians realize that
this is the perfect gift for Valentine's Day,
**[03:25] ---**
we'll have a total monopoly of the market.
**[03:28] ---**
Our invasion funds will be
practically limitless.
**[03:31] ---**
Th-That seems like a good plan.
**[03:34] ---**
I like the fact that we will be making
a product that signifies love for others.
**[03:38] ---**
Wholehearted participation.
***SIGN*** Wholehearted Participation
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[03:42] ---**
We'll sell tons of instant dumplings.
**[03:44] ---**
Their whole world will be
buried in instant dumplings, sir!
**[03:48] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[03:53] ---**
I am off to sell these.
**[03:56] ---**
Good luck, sir.
**[03:58] ---**
We may do our best to sell,
but there's a limit to what we can do.
**[04:01] ---**
I hope you don't intend to
make us sell them like that, as well.
**[04:04] ---**
Gero! Everything's taken care of, sir.
**[04:06] ---**
Huh?
**[04:07] ---**
Even as we speak, Kululu is setting up
a sales website on the Internet, sir.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand Healthy
**[04:11] ---**
Ohh!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[04:14] ---**
Upload complete.
***SIGN*** Today's Special
Instant Dumplings
**[04:17] ---**
I've also made them available
via TV shopping!
**[04:17] ---**
Our special offer for the day.
Special instant dumplings.
**[04:20] ---**
I also placed some ads on the radio.
**[04:20] ---**
These Instant Dumplings are great!
You've got to try one!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[04:23] ---**
Instant dumplings will be
the next big thing, sir!
**[04:26] ---**
Instant Dumplings marketing plan... Step 1.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Marketing Plan 1
***SIGN*** 10 Sisters Department Store Valentine's Fair 2005 Now On
**[04:31] ---**
This idea of selling instant dumplings
**[04:33] ---**
in place of Valentine's Day chocolates
is a really great idea.
**[04:37] ---**
Didn't I tell you?!
So how many can you sell?
**[04:40] ---**
I'd like to taste them first.
**[04:43] ---**
Go ahead.
**[04:44] ---**
Chomp!
**[04:44] ---**
Some of you may have
forgotten who this is, but...
**[04:47] ---**
...this is the demonstration
sales-type alien Gail,
***SIGN*** Big Sale Special Price Cheap
**[04:50] ---**
who has the gift of gab and an
honest look that charms Earthlings
**[04:52] ---**
into buying weird and unusual
alien products.
**[04:55] ---**
With his tremendous abilities,
**[04:57] ---**
he's gone nationwide through TV shopping.
***SIGN*** Asset Flow Asset Flow
**[05:00] ---**
These are really delicious.
**[05:02] ---**
Didn't I tell you?!
**[05:04] ---**
I'm sure it will be a big hit if you
endorse it on your program.
**[05:07] ---**
Just one thing. We're not allowed
to handle this type of product.
**[05:10] ---**
Gero! But why?
**[05:11] ---**
What's essential to a product
is its impact, price, and benefits.
**[05:16] ---**
Take for example... Look here.
**[05:19] ---**
That's just an ordinary yam.
**[05:21] ---**
Oh no, no, no... Examine it closely.
**[05:24] ---**
Look here.
**[05:25] ---**
Just for you, I'm offering
a special limited deal
**[05:30] ---**
on this select high-grade
alien sweet potato. Here.
**[05:34] ---**
Do you mean that?
**[05:35] ---**
If you order from us right now... look!
***SIGN*** On Sale Now
***SIGN*** Yam-Digging Super Technique VHS Version: Playable Anywhere
**[05:38] ---**
You'll get this special video,
*Yam-Digging Super Technique.*
**[05:42] ---**
And on DVD as well, absolutely free.
***SIGN*** Yam-Digging!! Super Technique! One-sided Double-layered Super Bit DVD Version
**[05:45] ---**
With a CD-ROM version, to boot.
***SIGN*** Yam-Digging For PC Users
***SIGN*** Yam Figurine
It can be used as
a bottle cap, too.
Not for Sale
**[05:47] ---**
You'll even get this yam figurine, as well.
**[05:50] ---**
Our prices are rock bottom.
Grab this chance now.
**[05:53] ---**
Wow! I'll buy it all!
***SIGN*** Sold
**[05:58] ---**
So, he suckered you into
buying this mountain of yams?
**[06:03] ---**
Oh, c'mon... I wasn't suckered at all...
**[06:06] ---**
Just look at these.
I also got this yam figurine.
**[06:08] ---**
And I have the DVD and everything.
**[06:10] ---**
Are you that stupid?
***SIGN*** Space Yams
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Potatoes
**[06:12] ---**
Did you forget that we still have
**[06:14] ---**
all these Kumamoto sweet potatoes left?
**[06:15] ---**
Calm down, Giroro.
**[06:17] ---**
Don't you see that now we'll be able to make
**[06:19] ---**
even more instant dumplings?!
**[06:21] ---**
Kululu! Speed up the production line!
**[06:25] ---**
Okay. Click.
***SIGN*** Production Line Here goes
***SIGN*** Potatoes
***SIGN*** Azuki Beans
**[06:40] ---**
Whew.
**[06:41] ---**
Do you really think we
should be making so many?
**[06:44] ---**
Just watch me.
**[06:48] ---**
Instant Dumplings marketing plan... Step 2.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Marketing Plan 2
**[06:51] ---**
Let's get to our first letter.
**[06:54] ---**
It's from Inner-Tokyo,
and her name is Natchi-san!
**[06:57] ---**
Finally! That's my letter!
**[06:58] ---**
"There's this someone I really like.
**[07:00] ---**
I want him to know how
I feel this Valentine's Day.
**[07:03] ---**
623-san, please give me some advice
on what I should do."
**[07:07] ---**
Oh, please do!
**[07:09] ---**
Let me think...
**[07:10] ---**
It doesn't matter what
the other person feels.
**[07:12] ---**
Natchi-san, why don't you just let him know
exactly how you feel?
**[07:16] ---**
I wouldn't have asked you
if I had the nerve to do that...
**[07:20] ---**
I'll let you in on a secret, Natchi-san.
I know this magic spell
**[07:22] ---**
that can help you gain the
courage to open up to him.
**[07:24] ---**
Huh?! C'mon, tell me.
**[07:25] ---**
If you put something made from
human bone inside your nostril...
**[07:28] ---**
What is it?! Nostril...?
**[07:31] ---**
Put what in your nostril?!
***SIGN*** Toot, toot, toot...
**[07:35] ---**
Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings presents...
**[07:38] ---**
...the "Extraordinary Dopamine"!
**[07:41] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:42] ---**
Woohoo. Toot toot.
**[07:44] ---**
All you radio listeners out there,
**[07:46] ---**
we've got some really exciting news for you.
**[07:48] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:49] ---**
Those stupid frogs!
**[07:51] ---**
For Valentine's Day, chocolates are passé.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[07:55] ---**
Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
are now the in thing.
**[07:58] ---**
Even the most unattractive girls
**[07:59] ---**
become instantly popular with the boys
when they give instant dumplings.
**[08:02] ---**
Th-That is correct.
**[08:04] ---**
Mmm... And they taste so light,
you will want to eat as many as you can.
**[08:07] ---**
So, give the 100-dumpling set
to that special someone.
**[08:10] ---**
Instant dumplings!
**[08:11] ---**
With 1,000-dumpling sets,
you get two extra absolutely free.
**[08:14] ---**
Or, like, super bargain?
**[08:17] ---**
That's Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings.
**[08:19] ---**
Call us right now to order.
***SIGN*** Toll Free Nationwide...
**[08:21] ---**
Call toll free, at 0120...
**[08:23] ---**
You stupid frogs!
**[08:25] ---**
All because of you,
I couldn't hear 623-san's magic spell!
***SIGN*** Pow, Crack, Bang...
**[08:35] ---**
Oh, well...
**[08:36] ---**
There's still the
Internet shopping with Kululu.
***SIGN*** Instant
Dumplings
**[08:39] ---**
This had better work according to plan.
**[08:42] ---**
If not, there will be no tomorrow for us.
**[08:44] ---**
Kululu. How's it going?
**[08:47] ---**
You wanna see?
***SIGN*** Wait a sec...
***SIGN*** How about instant dumplings for your Valentine?
**[08:51] ---**
Oh...
**[08:53] ---**
That's a really cool home page.
**[08:56] ---**
So, how many have you sold so far?
**[08:58] ---**
Hey, don't rush me, okay? Click.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Click here for your Order Form...
***SIGN*** Current Number of Orders
**[09:02] ---**
Ohhh.
***SIGN*** 0 Pieces
**[09:04] ---**
Zero?!
**[09:06] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Instant
Dumplings
**[09:07] ---**
You mean we haven't even
sold one dumpling?
**[09:09] ---**
L-Let's find out what
they're saying about it.
***SIGN*** Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings Ver.2.14 Message Board Topic: Makes me sick Author: Heart Breaker Date of Post: 2005/02/13 Message: What do they mean by "allowing you to buy"?
**[09:13] ---**
"What do they mean by
'allowing you to buy'?"
**[09:14] ---**
"How can it be more expensive per piece
when you buy a set?"
**[09:17] ---**
"How could you reveal private
information about me on your site?"
**[09:20] ---**
"I access a page and my
computer crashes. You scoundrel."
**[09:24] ---**
Hey, jerkface. What did you do?
**[09:30] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:32] ---**
...these are all still unsold?!
**[09:46] ---**
Or, like, product failure?
***SIGN*** Still making more
**[09:48] ---**
They're still making more.
**[09:53] ---**
Dumplings, dumplings... instant dumplings.
***SIGN*** Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[09:56] ---**
Instant dumplings... Would you like some?
**[09:58] ---**
For Valentine's Day,
some very healthy... instant dumplings!
**[10:03] ---**
Hey.
**[10:04] ---**
Huh?
**[10:04] ---**
Why are they called
instant dumplings, anyway?
**[10:07] ---**
Why?
**[10:08] ---**
Well...
**[10:10] ---**
Let's go, son.
**[10:13] ---**
It seems the word "instant"
can also mean "simple."
**[10:19] ---**
With unexpected guests, for example,
**[10:21] ---**
you can serve these dumplings right away.
There are many explanations.
**[10:24] ---**
Honestly, I am not really sure
why they are called that, as such.
**[10:28] ---**
Oh... So that's it...
**[10:35] ---**
May I have one of your dumplings?
***SIGN*** Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
**[10:38] ---**
Oh! I would be delighted.
**[10:41] ---**
Yay!
**[10:42] ---**
Please come again.
***SIGN*** Love Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
**[10:44] ---**
I beg you. Please buy some instant dumplings.
I beg you! Please buy some instant dumplings!
**[10:52] ---**
Ohh.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
**[10:57] ---**
I know.
**[10:58] ---**
I might feel warmer if I ate
some of these instant dumplings...
***SIGN*** Love Instant Dumplings
**[11:11] ---**
Under the falling snow,
**[11:12] ---**
Sergeant Keroro eats instant dumplings
to warm his cold body.
**[11:16] ---**
Then he's up and selling
instant dumplings again.
**[11:21] ---**
Uncle, please eat your fill.
**[11:26] ---**
Wait, Mois-chan is still making more?!
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba Valentine's Fair 2005
***SIGN*** We're sold out.
**[11:39] ---**
The night before Valentine's Day.
**[11:41] ---**
While Sergeant Keroro totally
failed to sell all the instant dumplings,
**[11:44] ---**
a delivery from Ghana
**[11:46] ---**
was being airlifted straight
to the Nishizawa mansion.
**[12:03] ---**
Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
Operation V for Valentine, Sir!
**[12:13] ---**
I apologize for getting here late.
**[12:15] ---**
The Special Procurement Team
has returned safe and sound.
**[12:19] ---**
Good. Unload them carefully.
We don't have much time.
**[12:23] ---**
Move it! Milady is waiting for this!
**[12:26] ---**
Milady Momoka!
We have brought the cacao beans
**[12:29] ---**
from Ghana here for you.
**[12:31] ---**
That'll do, Yoshiokadaira.
***SIGN*** Swish
***SIGN*** Swish
**[12:37] ---**
I'll take it from here.
**[12:40] ---**
We'll pray for your success.
**[12:42] ---**
This will be the secret weapon
for my holy crusade.
***SIGN*** Product of Ghana Premium Grade Cacao Beans
**[12:46] ---**
Premium-grade cacao beans from Ghana.
**[12:51] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is gonna love each bite
***SIGN*** Love
**[12:54] ---**
of my premium Valentine chocolates
sweetened by my feelings for him.
**[12:56] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka,
even more passionate than usual.
***SIGN*** February 14 Valentine's Day Morning
**[13:01] ---**
Finally, it's February 14.
**[13:05] ---**
Valentine's Day morning.
**[13:08] ---**
Here's another person who's
into the spirit of the occasion.
**[13:14] ---**
I hope Saburo-senpai will accept
my feelings for him.
**[13:22] ---**
H-He's here...
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[13:30] ---**
Sabu...
**[13:30] ---**
Oh, Sis, what're you doing here?
**[13:33] ---**
F-Fuyuki!
**[13:34] ---**
G'morning.
**[13:35] ---**
Oh, good morning.
**[13:38] ---**
Ohh...
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[13:44] ---**
H-He's here...
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[13:48] ---**
H-Have courage!
You can do it, Momoka!
**[13:51] ---**
Excuse me...
**[13:52] ---**
Huh?
**[13:53] ---**
What?!
**[13:55] ---**
Um, Hinata-kun?
**[13:57] ---**
Yeah?
**[13:58] ---**
What does she want from him?
**[14:00] ---**
I just... I hope...
**[14:03] ---**
Here! Please accept this!
**[14:06] ---**
What?!
**[14:08] ---**
Huh? O-Okay...
**[14:13] ---**
What was that all about?
**[14:15] ---**
How nice...
**[14:18] ---**
Popular guys are so lucky...
**[14:19] ---**
We never get any...
**[14:21] ---**
Aren't you gonna share that?
**[14:23] ---**
W-What's this?
**[14:25] ---**
It's like a strange aura of
jealousy and hatred surrounding me.
**[14:35] ---**
Huh? This time it feels even stronger.
**[14:40] ---**
That stupid girl...
**[14:43] ---**
How could I have let her
get the jump on me?!
**[14:48] ---**
Huh...?
**[14:50] ---**
Heh. It completely burst apart.
**[14:54] ---**
That should help pacify milady Momoka.
**[14:58] ---**
Milady... We have backup covered.
**[15:02] ---**
You idiots!
***SIGN*** You idiot!
**[15:04] ---**
Don't butt in!
**[15:06] ---**
This is my battle.
**[15:09] ---**
It's meaningless unless I win on my own.
**[15:13] ---**
It... it just is.
**[15:17] ---**
So, don't get involved, okay?
**[15:21] ---**
Momoka-sama...
**[15:23] ---**
When did you become so strong?
**[15:26] ---**
I'm so proud.
**[15:33] ---**
Not again!
**[15:36] ---**
There are more here...
**[15:38] ---**
Stop that, guys!
**[15:41] ---**
Inside his locker and his desk.
**[15:43] ---**
I never knew you could do those things.
**[15:46] ---**
Doesn't everyone do that?
***SIGN*** Natsumi's chocolates
**[15:56] ---**
This is the day you give instant dumplings
to your close friends.
**[16:00] ---**
That's what Dororo told me.
**[16:02] ---**
I don't think you're supposed
to believe everything you hear...
**[16:06] ---**
Ohh!
**[16:19] ---**
It's so hard to find the right timing
to hand this over to him...
**[16:32] ---**
Be patient, Momoka.
You'll get your chance sooner or later.
**[16:37] ---**
Just... Just wait a while...
**[16:40] ---**
Huh?
**[16:41] ---**
She waited way too long.
***SIGN*** After School
**[16:51] ---**
I don't understand how this happened.
**[16:54] ---**
How did I end up with all these?
**[16:55] ---**
Excuse me...
**[16:56] ---**
Huh?
**[16:57] ---**
You're... Hinata Natsumi's little brother, right?
**[17:00] ---**
Huh?
**[17:01] ---**
Here. Would you please give this to her?
**[17:05] ---**
To Sis?
**[17:06] ---**
Right. Valentine chocolates.
**[17:08] ---**
Valentine...?
**[17:09] ---**
She never accepts any of these
when we try to give them to her.
**[17:13] ---**
But I heard from the others that her
younger brother accepts them for her.
**[17:17] ---**
Thanks a lot!
**[17:19] ---**
Oh, I forgot. It's Valentine's Day.
**[17:23] ---**
Wait... So all of these are for Sis...?
**[17:31] ---**
Ohh... I never had a chance
to give this to him.
**[17:49] ---**
I guess there's no point in
bringing this home with me.
**[17:52] ---**
Natsumi-chan!
**[17:54] ---**
Oh...
**[17:54] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[17:56] ---**
A-Are you on your way home?
**[17:58] ---**
Yeah. How about you?
**[18:00] ---**
Yes. I am, too.
**[18:01] ---**
W-What do I do...?
**[18:03] ---**
I can't! I really can't do it!
**[18:06] ---**
It doesn't matter what
the other person feels.
**[18:08] ---**
Natchi-san, why don't you just let him know
exactly how you feel?
**[18:12] ---**
That's right... What's important is...
**[18:15] ---**
What's important is...
I just have to tell him how I feel.
**[18:19] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai, I...
**[18:22] ---**
Here... Please accept this.
**[18:25] ---**
What is it?
**[18:28] ---**
Instant dumplings?
**[18:30] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
**[18:32] ---**
Th-That's what they are.
**[18:35] ---**
That's what everyone buys
when they go to Kumamoto.
**[18:38] ---**
Though I didn't go there.
**[18:40] ---**
These are really delicious.
**[18:42] ---**
Wha...? Yes, they are.
**[18:45] ---**
You never get tired of
that light, sweet taste.
**[18:47] ---**
Which is what you want
for a long-lasting relationship!
**[18:50] ---**
Of course, I mean with instant dumplings...
**[18:54] ---**
Thank you... Natsumi-chan.
**[19:04] ---**
Wow! I did it!
**[19:13] ---**
I didn't think it would be this hard.
**[19:16] ---**
I should've made better preparations
on how to hand over the chocolate.
**[19:20] ---**
So this is the end of my holy crusade...
**[19:25] ---**
Maybe next year.
**[19:29] ---**
Momocchi!
**[19:31] ---**
Over here! Over here!
**[19:31] ---**
No!
**[19:33] ---**
Tama-chan?!
**[19:34] ---**
I'm going to visit the sergeant
and give him the chocolate I made.
**[19:38] ---**
Momocchi, do you want to come with me?
**[19:41] ---**
With you...?
**[19:43] ---**
Why didn't I think of that?!
**[19:45] ---**
I brought home all these boxes of chocolates.
**[19:48] ---**
But not a single one of them is for me.
**[19:51] ---**
I can't have one more bite...
**[19:53] ---**
Hey, does it seem like there
are more of them than before...?
**[19:56] ---**
Mr. Sergeant.
**[19:58] ---**
Good evening.
**[19:59] ---**
Oh, it's Nishizawa-san.
**[20:01] ---**
Huh? Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:03] ---**
Last chance!
**[20:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I made
this chocolate figure for you.
**[20:12] ---**
Wha...?
***SIGN*** Wha...
**[20:15] ---**
I used all the leftover
chocolate Momocchi made,
**[20:18] ---**
and I molded it to look just like you.
**[20:21] ---**
How thoughtful of you.
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry...
**[20:26] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:28] ---**
Huh?
**[20:28] ---**
I... I, uh... I... uh...
**[20:33] ---**
I... I just want to...
**[20:35] ---**
This is for you. I hope you accept it.
**[20:41] ---**
Oh...
**[20:43] ---**
All right! I didn't think I'd get some, too!
**[20:47] ---**
I'll savor... I'll savor every bite!
**[20:50] ---**
Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
**[20:52] ---**
I'm really so grateful!
**[20:55] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:57] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[20:58] ---**
It seems everyone found some bit of happiness
**[21:03] ---**
on Valentine's Day this year.
**[21:11] ---**
Huh? Aren't we finished yet?
**[21:16] ---**
Ugh... I'm so full.
I can't eat another bite.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
**[21:19] ---**
Why do there seem to be
more and more instant dumplings?
**[21:28] ---**
Phew! Or, like, over-eating?
**[21:31] ---**
Mois-chan, will you ever stop?
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Tama-tama-tama-tama Tama-tama-tama-tama...
Sorosoro hajimeru desuu!
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama.
Well, let us begin!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama-tama-tama-tama.
This is the Tamama drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Tama-tama-tama-tama
Tamama no ekaki uta!!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Take a big scoop of ice cream
and eat it.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Okkina aisu sukutte tabete—
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
This rice cake and that rice cake
are all mine. (Tee hee!)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Kocchi no daifuku mo socchi
no daifuku mo boku no bun (ehe)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
If it's only the candies,
you can have them!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Candy dake nara agete mo ii desuu
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Gero...
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
"Gero…"
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
I found some shortcake left on a plate.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Osara ni nokotta shoto keki mekke
"Sore wa"
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
That's Fuyuki-kun's piece, you moron!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
"Fuyuki kun ni ageru yatsu dattsutten dayo!"
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Everybody has jealousy,
a little here and there.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Minna no shitto o chotto zutsu
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Please share it with me... Jealousy Shot!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Wakete kure desuu shitto dama!!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
(Jealousy!)
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
(Shiii—tto!!!!)
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Put a cup on the table with
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Table no ue ni cup o oite
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Two straws for Mr. Sergeant
and me. (Lovey-dovey!)
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sutoro nihon gunso san to… (Love Love desuu)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Lift the tab on a can of cola!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Cola no futa o pushutto akete
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Don't shake it.
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
"Fuccha dame yo"
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Now pour enough for two.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Futari bun o sosogu desuu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
But of course, I am the
only one who will drink it.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Mochiron nomu no wa boku hitori
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
That girl is always getting in our way!
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Futari o jama suru ano onna
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Here, drink some
wasabi juice... Yeow!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
(Wasabi jiru demo nomi agare… tsuun!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
A pointy heart is the sign of jealousy!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Toge toge haato shitto no shirushi
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And here's another little jealousy! (Haa!)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Mo hitotsu omake ni puchi shitto (Haa!!)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Private 2nd Class Tamama! (Tama!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Tamama Nitouhei kansei desuu!!! (Tama)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:06] ---**
This is Natsumi.
**[23:07] ---**
When Valentine's Day approaches,
**[23:09] ---**
you see all sorts of unusual chocolates.
**[23:12] ---**
They're fun to look at, aren't they?
**[23:14] ---**
Besides, once the 14th is past,
everything gets discounted.
**[23:17] ---**
I can hardly wait for that.
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, next episode,
**[23:20] ---**
you'll learn what it's like to be forgotten.
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?"
**[23:28] ---**
Who are you, anyway...?
**[23:30] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E46 - Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JP70/keroro-have-you-been-forgotten-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
What do we humans find most frightening?
**[01:36] ---**
Could it be...
***SIGN*** Being forgotten...
**[01:38] ---**
...being forgotten?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Kulukulukulu... Girogirogiro...
**[01:40] ---**
Being forgotten by friends.
***SIGN*** Shock
***SIGN*** Grind grind grind grind...
**[01:45] ---**
Being unnoticed...
**[01:48] ---**
Being forgotten by the anime production staff...
**[01:50] ---**
Hey, how are you doing, guys?
**[01:52] ---**
Talking about me...?
**[01:53] ---**
Eh... what?
**[01:56] ---**
The fear and sadness of
feeling all alone in the world...
**[01:59] ---**
Are these feelings unique to us humans?
**[02:15] ---**
Unforgivable.
**[02:18] ---**
Unforgivable.
**[02:23] ---**
Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?
**[02:32] ---**
It's not even raining,
but thunder out of nowhere?
**[02:36] ---**
I'd better bring the laundry in.
**[02:45] ---**
Paint for plastic models?
Must be the sergeant's.
**[02:49] ---**
Why would he leave this here?
**[02:52] ---**
Oh, yeah! The laundry, the laundry!
**[03:00] ---**
Unforgivable...
**[03:05] ---**
This sure feels good. I've always
wanted to try this bubble thing.
***SIGN*** Eeek!
**[03:47] ---**
Your clothes! Your clothes!
Calm down, Sis! Put some clothes on!
**[03:47] ---**
Ha-Hands! Hands, hands, hands!
**[03:51] ---**
Hands came out of the bathtub?
**[03:54] ---**
That's like a scene from an old
horror movie or a comedy routine.
**[03:57] ---**
Now why on Earth would I be doing
a comedy routine? I'm telling the truth.
**[04:06] ---**
See? There's nothing here.
**[04:08] ---**
No. That can't be...
**[04:11] ---**
I swear I wasn't just imagining it...
**[04:14] ---**
I feel a weight on my shoulders...
***SIGN*** Denies occult phenomena, but has extrasensory perception.
**[04:17] ---**
Denies occult phenomena,
but has extrasensory perception.
**[04:19] ---**
Maybe you're just tired.
***SIGN*** Believes in occult phenomena, but has zero extrasensory perception.
**[04:20] ---**
Believes in occult phenomena,
but has zero extrasensory perception.
**[04:28] ---**
What's wrong?
**[04:29] ---**
Not again.
**[04:30] ---**
Again?
**[04:31] ---**
Maybe the sergeant's just playing tricks.
**[04:33] ---**
That stupid frog... playing tricks...?
**[04:35] ---**
That's it. This is all his doing.
I'm gonna make him pay for this.
**[04:39] ---**
Sis!
**[04:40] ---**
What a relief... I've never felt
this grateful to that stupid frog.
**[04:43] ---**
You're not making any sense!
**[04:46] ---**
Wait, Sis!
**[04:50] ---**
Unforgivable... Unforgivable...
**[04:56] ---**
There are some dark clouds
over Natsumi-san's house.
**[04:59] ---**
There is a weird and ghostly air.
What could it be?
**[05:03] ---**
Let's take a look.
**[05:03] ---**
My thoughts exactly.
**[05:09] ---**
Leader. I just finished
making what you asked for.
**[05:13] ---**
Good work. I can't wait to use it.
**[05:15] ---**
Whoa!
**[05:18] ---**
You've outdone yourself, Kululu.
This window is perfect.
**[05:22] ---**
W-Window?
**[05:23] ---**
Right. A window that I can
open and get some fresh air.
**[05:26] ---**
Renovations are trendy these days.
**[05:28] ---**
This window will drastically
improve the look and feel of my room.
**[05:33] ---**
A rich lifestyle starts with a beautiful room!
**[05:33] ---**
He used up our budget for a renovation?
**[05:38] ---**
Hey, stupid frog, what the heck
are you up to this time?!
**[05:42] ---**
What are you talking about, ma'am?
**[05:44] ---**
I'm putting up windows
to renovate my room...
**[05:46] ---**
Why do you need windows
down in the basement?
**[05:50] ---**
Don't think of this as any ordinary window...
**[05:54] ---**
Click.
**[05:58] ---**
Wow.
**[05:59] ---**
Or, like, brighter bedroom?
**[06:01] ---**
Here. Here.
**[06:04] ---**
Here.
**[06:05] ---**
And here.
**[06:08] ---**
It'll also provide excellent ventilation.
**[06:09] ---**
I can paint Gundam models
without worrying about the paint fumes.
**[06:13] ---**
Excellent, excellent!
**[06:15] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:16] ---**
Sarge!
**[06:17] ---**
Ouch. Ow. Ow. This hurts!
Hurts way more than it should!
**[06:20] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?!
**[06:21] ---**
Are you okay, Sarge?
**[06:22] ---**
I'll help you right now.
**[06:24] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[06:24] ---**
Why won't it open up?
**[06:28] ---**
Oh...? Well, this is nice...
**[06:33] ---**
Huh?
**[06:34] ---**
No, no. Get away from me!
**[06:37] ---**
Nooo! Don't come near me!
**[06:38] ---**
Well, this is...
**[06:40] ---**
Ahhh! Have mercy! Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[06:46] ---**
So... You're saying none of you
are responsible for that prank?
**[06:50] ---**
I am absolutely innocent, ma'am.
**[06:52] ---**
Everybody was down there
in the basement the whole day.
**[06:55] ---**
Or, like, groundless rumors?
**[06:56] ---**
If Mois-chan vouches for your innocence,
then maybe I was only dreaming.
**[07:01] ---**
But what about this paint?
**[07:03] ---**
Oh, I've been picking up a lot
of those since yesterday, too.
***SIGN*** Jam-packed!
**[07:09] ---**
Jam-packed.
**[07:10] ---**
You're kidding me. Why so many?
**[07:12] ---**
Who's behind all this?
**[07:14] ---**
That reminds me...
**[07:15] ---**
Sometimes I notice my Gundam models
have been moved a little...
**[07:21] ---**
Could it be that Lady Natsumi
sometimes comes in my room and cleans it?
**[07:25] ---**
Then that means...
**[07:26] ---**
she must've been the one who threw away
**[07:27] ---**
that magazine I was hiding under my bed!
***SIGN*** Weekly Zakrello
**[07:29] ---**
That magazine.
**[07:30] ---**
Why on Earth would I clean your room?
**[07:39] ---**
Earthquake?!
**[07:44] ---**
What's going on?
**[07:45] ---**
This must be a poltergeist phenomenon.
***SIGN*** A typical poltergeist situation
**[07:47] ---**
Poltergeist phenomena involve
various pranks caused by ghosts or spirits.
**[07:54] ---**
Or, like, earthshaking news?
**[07:57] ---**
The kettle is boiling water by itself.
**[08:00] ---**
Oh no! The TV turned on by itself!
**[08:03] ---**
Well, actually I turned it on.
See? It's time for *Captain Geroro.*
**[08:09] ---**
Don't confuse us!
**[08:12] ---**
Unforgivable!
**[08:17] ---**
Are you all right, Natsumi-san?
**[08:19] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[08:21] ---**
Something ominous has possessed this house.
**[08:24] ---**
Gero?
**[08:32] ---**
That's it!
**[08:34] ---**
You mean Gundam models?!
**[08:35] ---**
A red object facing southwest.
That's bad luck, according to Feng Shui.
**[08:41] ---**
In short, you'll have no luck with your work.
***SIGN*** No Luck in Business
**[08:44] ---**
I see. That's why we've made
hardly any progress invading Pekopon.
**[08:49] ---**
Red or blue,
**[08:50] ---**
you'll make no progress as long as
you keep wasting your time making models!
**[08:53] ---**
If you want good luck at work,
put a yellow object facing south.
**[08:57] ---**
Really...?
**[08:59] ---**
Is that so?
**[09:00] ---**
The Hyaku Shiki is yellow in the anime!
Let's put it over there.
**[09:03] ---**
Unforgivable.
**[09:18] ---**
I-I-It's a ghost!
**[09:22] ---**
A ghost haunting this room...?
**[09:27] ---**
Oh, yeah! I completely forgot!
**[09:28] ---**
I wish she'd stayed forgotten!
**[09:31] ---**
Hmm? May I ask who you are?
**[09:34] ---**
You've lived in this room all this time...
**[09:37] ---**
...and you never noticed her?
**[09:39] ---**
I was so lonely. No one ever
noticed me. I was so lonely.
**[09:45] ---**
It was better before.
**[09:47] ---**
People used to talk about me,
and they were even scared of me.
**[09:51] ---**
But ever since these aliens came,
I've been forgotten by everyone.
**[09:56] ---**
You mean it's our fault, ma'am?
**[10:00] ---**
I know exactly how you feel!
**[10:03] ---**
It's unforgivable.
**[10:05] ---**
You... will... pay... for... this!
**[10:18] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:19] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:20] ---**
Uncle?
**[10:21] ---**
Mr. Sergeant and Natchi disappeared!
**[10:24] ---**
Hey, Kululu. Can't you do something?
**[10:27] ---**
We're aliens, remember?
**[10:30] ---**
We don't have any powers over
these spirit phantoms here on Pekopon.
**[10:34] ---**
Why didn't I notice it
before it got to this point?
**[10:38] ---**
Wasn't there a stain on that wall
that showed a psychic phenomenon?
**[10:42] ---**
It looked like this.
***SIGN*** A mountain of Gundam models
**[10:45] ---**
A mountain of Gundam models!
**[10:47] ---**
So, those Gundam models have caused this.
**[10:50] ---**
Get all these outta here!
**[10:55] ---**
It looks a lot fiercer than before!
**[10:59] ---**
The sadness from being forgotten
has made the ghost girl erupt with fury.
**[11:04] ---**
What's gonna happen now
to Natsumi and Keroro?
**[11:23] ---**
Where am I?
**[11:27] ---**
Stupid frog! Come on, wake up!
**[11:30] ---**
Gero.
**[11:32] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[11:33] ---**
Gero!
**[11:38] ---**
She's here again!
**[11:40] ---**
Unforgivable... Unforgivable...
**[11:43] ---**
Wait just a minute. What did I ever do to you?
**[11:48] ---**
I played so many bold pranks on you,
yet you never noticed me at all.
***SIGN*** Bald Pranks?
**[11:53] ---**
Bald pranks?
**[11:55] ---**
This is no time to make puns!
**[11:57] ---**
See? You completely ignore me,
and have fun together.
**[12:01] ---**
This isn't fun, ma'am!
**[12:03] ---**
You always do that to me.
Like when we went to that southern island...
**[12:07] ---**
Southern island?
**[12:09] ---**
I went with you to scare you several times.
**[12:12] ---**
Y-You did?
**[12:13] ---**
We all remember that, don't we?
***SIGN*** Replay
**[12:16] ---**
During the summer festival,
**[12:17] ---**
I put a fan into the hands of
one of your Gundam models.
**[12:20] ---**
Was that you, ma'am?
**[12:21] ---**
It's all a great memory now.
***SIGN*** Replay
**[12:24] ---**
Unforgivable...
**[12:26] ---**
Unforgivable!
**[12:34] ---**
Natsumi!
**[12:36] ---**
Uncle!
**[12:38] ---**
Natsumi!
**[12:39] ---**
Uncle!
**[12:41] ---**
Where could Sis and Sarge be now?
It's like they were spirited away.
**[12:48] ---**
Dororo. Do you feel something?
**[12:50] ---**
I feel a great sorrow from under this floor.
**[12:52] ---**
The same sorrow I feel
when I'm forgotten by everyone.
**[12:57] ---**
Oh, I think I get it.
**[13:00] ---**
I've been bothered by this strange space
**[13:04] ---**
ever since I saw the blueprints of our base.
**[13:07] ---**
Are you saying Natsumi is there?
**[13:09] ---**
Okay, wait for me, Natsumi!
**[13:17] ---**
What? What the heck are those?
**[13:20] ---**
So many talismans... Something
has definitely been sealed down there.
**[13:26] ---**
I'm going down.
**[13:27] ---**
Wait, Giroro! It's dangerous!
**[13:29] ---**
So? I don't care!
**[13:36] ---**
I've lost so many memories...
**[13:40] ---**
Leave it up to me.
***SIGN*** Onmyo
**[13:43] ---**
I have a little knowledge
of the principles of Onmyo-do.
**[13:46] ---**
Anuttara Samyak Sambohdi Anuttara
Samyak Sambohdi Om Kilikili Vajra Hum Phat...
**[13:52] ---**
Open!
**[13:58] ---**
A-Amazing...
**[14:00] ---**
Let's hurry.
**[14:02] ---**
Okay.
**[14:07] ---**
I don't even know where I am...
**[14:17] ---**
It's a dead end!
**[14:18] ---**
Unforgivable...
**[14:20] ---**
Unforgivable.
**[14:22] ---**
Hey! Why did you become a ghost?
**[14:26] ---**
Did you have some kind of
regret in this world?
**[14:29] ---**
I'll help you find the light,
so tell me what happened.
**[14:34] ---**
You're a strange one,
being kind to a ghost.
**[14:39] ---**
Well, I'm used to strange things.
**[14:43] ---**
And besides, you don't look like a bad person.
**[14:46] ---**
My regret in this world...
**[14:50] ---**
That's...
**[14:51] ---**
Huh? I uh...
**[14:53] ---**
Why don't I show you...? My past...
**[15:09] ---**
Where are we?
**[15:10] ---**
This is several hundred years ago.
It's the period I lived in.
**[15:15] ---**
What? We traveled through time, ma'am?
**[15:18] ---**
No. We're inside my memories.
**[15:21] ---**
It's just an illusion that we cannot touch.
**[15:25] ---**
What's all the commotion?
**[15:27] ---**
It's a kappa! I just saw a kappa!
**[15:30] ---**
Over there!
**[15:33] ---**
Ouch!
**[15:36] ---**
I made the feeling of pain real,
for a lifelike experience.
**[15:40] ---**
Kappa. Kappa.
**[15:44] ---**
Come on, outta the way.
**[15:46] ---**
Stop! Don't come any closer!
**[15:49] ---**
Is that girl you?
**[15:50] ---**
Yes.
**[15:52] ---**
Looks like there's something there, ma'am.
**[15:54] ---**
It's the kappa.
**[15:55] ---**
Kappa?
**[15:57] ---**
I found it collapsed inside a cave
near the edge of the village,
**[16:00] ---**
and I treated its wounds.
**[16:03] ---**
C'mon, let us through.
**[16:05] ---**
It's a crime to cover up for that evil spirit.
**[16:09] ---**
Hand over that kappa to us.
**[16:12] ---**
Stop it! Kappa-san is hurt!
Kappa-san, run away!
**[16:19] ---**
There it is!
**[16:20] ---**
It's getting away!
**[16:22] ---**
After it! Don't let it get away!
**[16:23] ---**
Kappa-san! Please, run away!
**[16:30] ---**
You hid an evil spirit.
**[16:32] ---**
You must be one of them.
**[16:34] ---**
You're gonna stay there
until you show us your true form.
**[16:40] ---**
I was locked up in this dungeon.
**[16:43] ---**
It was dark... and lonely.
**[16:50] ---**
This is some underground cave...
**[16:53] ---**
No matter how you look at it,
it looks man-made.
**[16:57] ---**
Who on Earth made this, and why?
**[17:02] ---**
W-What the heck is this?
**[17:10] ---**
Be careful, everyone.
This cave is full of traps.
**[17:15] ---**
That's pretty obvious now...
**[17:19] ---**
I don't know how much time passed.
**[17:23] ---**
But it seemed like the villagers
who had locked me up forgot all about me.
**[17:29] ---**
I guess you were a discreet character
even when you were alive, ma'am.
**[17:33] ---**
Then, just when I started giving up hope
and was awaiting my death...
**[17:44] ---**
Kappa-san!
**[17:46] ---**
I'm truly sorry... All because
you tried to protect me...
**[17:56] ---**
Oh, thank you, Kappa-san!
**[18:00] ---**
Since I have saved a human,
my enemy, I can no longer stay here, ma'am.
**[18:07] ---**
Farewell... Maybe one day,
you'll meet one of my comrades.
**[18:13] ---**
Wait, Kappa-san! Kappa-san!
**[18:20] ---**
Kappa-san!
**[18:38] ---**
Thanks to Kappa-san, I was saved.
**[18:41] ---**
Huh? You mean you didn't die
in the dungeon?
**[18:45] ---**
No.
**[18:46] ---**
Then what about that stain
in the stupid frog's room?
**[18:49] ---**
That doesn't really mean anything.
I thought it'd add realism.
**[18:54] ---**
So you didn't die with a lot of regret?
**[18:56] ---**
Right! I lived to the age of 90!
**[18:59] ---**
Gero...
**[19:00] ---**
Then why do you look like that?
**[19:02] ---**
Because what if I meet Kappa-san again?
**[19:06] ---**
If I don't look like this, I'm afraid
he might not be able to recognize me.
**[19:12] ---**
In that small shrine,
I've kept Kappa-san's plate,
**[19:18] ---**
so that he can come back
and get it whenever he wants.
**[19:20] ---**
And I've been waiting here
all this time for him.
**[19:25] ---**
What a touching story!
**[19:27] ---**
I'm totally moved to tears, ma'am!
For memory's sake, can I try this on?
**[19:33] ---**
Huh? Oh, sure.
***SIGN*** A perfect fit
**[19:36] ---**
A perfect fit.
**[19:39] ---**
K-Kappa-san?
**[19:49] ---**
Y-You certainly do look like a kappa...
**[19:57] ---**
The ghost girl is vanishing...?
**[20:00] ---**
Is it because she saw the
stupid frog looking like this?
**[20:03] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[20:04] ---**
Sis!
**[20:05] ---**
Huh?
**[20:06] ---**
I am here to help you.
**[20:08] ---**
Rin, Byou, Tou, Sha, Kai, Jin, Retsu, Zai, Zen!
**[20:13] ---**
Dispel evil!
**[20:15] ---**
Koyuki-chan, don't!
**[20:17] ---**
Huh?
**[20:25] ---**
I'm back again...
**[20:27] ---**
She was just about to find the light!
**[20:30] ---**
What?
**[20:31] ---**
I'm sorry, ghost girl. You almost made it...
**[20:35] ---**
It's okay. It's fun being
with everyone in this house.
**[20:40] ---**
I guess I'll be here for a little while longer.
**[20:44] ---**
So please, remember me from time to time.
**[20:50] ---**
After all was said and done,
it turned out well, ma'am.
**[20:53] ---**
Or, like, puzzle answered?
**[20:55] ---**
Although this means we'll
continue to be haunted by a ghost.
**[20:59] ---**
But if you look closely,
the stain now looks happy.
**[21:06] ---**
Interesting... There was
someone besides us on Pekopon.
**[21:12] ---**
Oh, well. It was quite a while ago.
**[21:17] ---**
So, Sarge...
**[21:18] ---**
No matter how much time passes,
**[21:20] ---**
we shouldn't forget the ones
who matter to us, right?
**[21:23] ---**
Of course not, sir!
**[21:25] ---**
Ummm, guys...
**[21:27] ---**
It hasn't been that long,
but aren't you forgetting someone?
**[21:33] ---**
Where do I go from here?
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Tama-tama-tama-tama Tama-tama-tama-tama...
Sorosoro hajimeru desuu!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama.
Well, let us begin!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Tama-tama-tama-tama.
This is the Tamama drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Tama-tama-tama-tama
Tamama no ekaki uta!!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Take a big scoop of ice cream
and eat it.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Okkina aisu sukutte tabete—
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
This rice cake and that rice cake
are all mine. (Tee hee!)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Kocchi no daifuku mo socchi
no daifuku mo boku no bun (ehe)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
If it's only the candies,
you can have them!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Candy dake nara agete mo ii desuu
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Gero...
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
"Gero…"
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
I found some shortcake left on a plate.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Osara ni nokotta shoto keki mekke
"Sore wa"
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
That's Fuyuki-kun's piece, you moron!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
"Fuyuki kun ni ageru yatsu dattsutten dayo!"
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Everybody has jealousy,
a little here and there.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Minna no shitto o chotto zutsu
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Please share it with me... Jealousy Shot!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Wakete kure desuu shitto dama!!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
(Jealousy!)
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
(Shiii—tto!!!!)
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Put a cup on the table with
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Table no ue ni cup o oite
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Two straws for Mr. Sergeant
and me. (Lovey-dovey!)
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sutoro nihon gunso san to… (Love Love desuu)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Lift the tab on a can of cola!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Cola no futa o pushutto akete
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Don't shake it.
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
"Fuccha dame yo"
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Now pour enough for two.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Futari bun o sosogu desuu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
But of course, I am the
only one who will drink it.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Mochiron nomu no wa boku hitori
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
That girl is always getting in our way!
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Futari o jama suru ano onna
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Here, drink some
wasabi juice... Yeow!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
(Wasabi jiru demo nomi agare… tsuun!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
A pointy heart is the sign of jealousy!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Toge toge haato shitto no shirushi
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
And here's another little jealousy! (Haa!)
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Mo hitotsu omake ni puchi shitto (Haa!!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Private 2nd Class Tamama! (Tama!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Tamama Nitouhei kansei desuu!!! (Tama)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:07] ---**
It's Fuyuki. Although there are
still some cold days ahead of us,
**[23:09] ---**
the insects and plants are
slowly getting ready for spring.
**[23:13] ---**
Just the mention of spring makes us giddy.
**[23:15] ---**
Perhaps that's because
**[23:17] ---**
we're unconsciously
getting ready for spring, too.
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, the next episode
is about celebrating Girls' Day.
**[23:23] ---**
"Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E47 - Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir! / Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW8KM/natsumi-preserve-girls-day-sir--keroro-its-an-afro-myoww-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:33] ---**
Hi, everyone! Have you all
put out your Hina dolls?
**[01:37] ---**
Of course, the Hinata family will
display Natsumi-chan's dolls,
**[01:42] ---**
but it won't be as simple as it seems.
**[01:45] ---**
Wow, you're going to celebrate
Girls' Day? You're so lucky.
**[01:48] ---**
Your family doesn't
celebrate it, Koyuki-chan?
**[01:51] ---**
Ummm, no. After all,
I'm from a family of ninjas.
**[01:54] ---**
I've never experienced
anything like that...
**[01:57] ---**
Hey, why don't you come to my house?
**[01:59] ---**
Let's celebrate Girls' Day together.
**[02:01] ---**
Wow. Are you sure?
**[02:03] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[02:08] ---**
Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir!
**[02:16] ---**
There you go.
**[02:19] ---**
Wow...
**[02:21] ---**
This is one of the three court ladies.
**[02:23] ---**
How elegant!
**[02:26] ---**
Lady Natsumi?
What on Earth are you doing?
**[02:29] ---**
We're putting out Hina dolls.
**[02:32] ---**
Hina dolls?
**[02:33] ---**
You mean all those dolls
wearing strange costumes?
**[02:37] ---**
These are the clothes of
**[02:40] ---**
about 1,000 years ago
during the Heian period.
**[02:43] ---**
That one seems to be
holding some kind of weapon.
**[02:46] ---**
Right, a bow and arrows.
**[02:48] ---**
A doll with weapons?
**[02:50] ---**
I see. They're no different
from Gundam models.
**[02:53] ---**
Hey, don't you dare compare
your Gundam models to these dolls.
**[02:56] ---**
Hina dolls are the stars
of a traditional Japanese event.
**[03:01] ---**
They belong in a totally different class.
**[03:03] ---**
What is this traditional
event you speak of...?
**[03:06] ---**
March 3rd!
**[03:07] ---**
Girls' Day!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[03:14] ---**
Click.
**[03:15] ---**
Check out some data about Girls' Day.
***SIGN*** Traditional Events of Japan
**[03:21] ---**
Girls' Day is a traditional event in Japan.
***SIGN*** Girls' Day
**[03:25] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[03:29] ---**
Girls' Day, or the Doll Festival, is a traditional
Japanese event with a long history.
**[03:35] ---**
On this day, people display Hina dolls,
**[03:37] ---**
enjoy traditional foods such as
hina-arare, hishi-mochi, shirozake,
**[03:41] ---**
chirashi-zushi, and clam soup,
**[03:44] ---**
and they hope for young girls'
healthy growth and prosperity.
**[03:49] ---**
Also called the "Peach Festival"
after the flowers of the season,
**[03:54] ---**
the event is observed
throughout Japan.
***SIGN*** The End Pekopon Educational Movies, Inc.
**[04:03] ---**
Is that all?
**[04:04] ---**
Yup, that's all.
**[04:06] ---**
That's pretty low-key. It has "festival"
in the name, so I expected a lot more.
**[04:13] ---**
Will kids like Lady Natsumi
and Master Fuyuki
**[04:15] ---**
be happy with such a boring event?
**[04:19] ---**
No. No way!
**[04:21] ---**
And so, I've decided on our next operation.
***SIGN*** Decision Made
**[04:24] ---**
Using the highly-advanced intelligence
and technology of planet Keron,
**[04:28] ---**
we'll jazz up this Girls' Day
of Planet Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Festival
**[04:31] ---**
Festival! Festival!
**[04:35] ---**
Ridiculous. What has this got to do
with our plans to conquer Pekopon?
**[04:39] ---**
If we make the festival fun,
**[04:41] ---**
that'll surely make Lady Natsumi happy.
**[04:45] ---**
Natsumi will be happy...
**[04:48] ---**
It's the same old story again.
**[04:50] ---**
Breathing new life into an old tradition...
**[04:53] ---**
I find that very meaningful.
**[04:56] ---**
Keroro-kun. I will help you.
**[04:58] ---**
Oh. I didn't know you were here, Dororo.
**[05:02] ---**
Leave the gadgets to me.
**[05:06] ---**
And so Girls' Day gets underway.
***SIGN*** Girl
***SIGN*** Girl
**[05:10] ---**
It sure is a great sight to see
all these lovely girls.
***SIGN*** Girl
***SIGN*** Girl
**[05:15] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Boy
**[05:16] ---**
So this is Girls' Day?! I'm so excited.
**[05:21] ---**
I'm glad you're enjoying it.
**[05:23] ---**
I'm excited, too.
**[05:25] ---**
I never knew you could see
the dolls up close like this.
**[05:28] ---**
Huh?
**[05:32] ---**
We have a 16,807-tiered display
of Hina dolls,
**[05:36] ---**
and you can hardly see their faces.
**[05:41] ---**
That's Nishizawa-san for you.
**[05:43] ---**
How lavish.
**[05:44] ---**
Or, like, blue-sky thinking?
**[05:47] ---**
Sorry I got here late!
**[05:51] ---**
Huh? Who are you?
**[05:53] ---**
Who me? My name is Kululuko.
I'm the fairy of Girls' Day!
**[06:00] ---**
So. Are you all having fun?
**[06:02] ---**
Oh my... What a pathetic-looking
doll stand this is.
**[06:05] ---**
This will just ruin the festival.
**[06:07] ---**
Who do you think you are?
**[06:09] ---**
I'm going to take all of you
**[06:10] ---**
to the lavish and exciting
Cosmic Girls' Day!
**[06:14] ---**
Hey, who asked you...
**[06:16] ---**
Wow! Sounds exciting!
**[06:18] ---**
Mom!
**[06:19] ---**
Well then, let's get going.
**[06:21] ---**
Maharic Technic Technica
Tamara Yambarukuina!
**[06:35] ---**
Welcome to Cosmic Girls' Day!
**[06:38] ---**
I know that voice. I knew
the stupid frog was behind this!
**[06:40] ---**
Are you ready?
**[06:41] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:42] ---**
Well, then, let's go get 'em!
**[06:45] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:48] ---**
Jeez, why did they bring us
whatever this place is?
**[06:50] ---**
What's Girls' Day got to do with this?
**[06:52] ---**
It's fine! This is exciting!
**[06:55] ---**
Anything is exciting for you, Mom.
**[06:57] ---**
First, we're gonna have a grand feast.
**[07:08] ---**
These are ordinary hina-arare
(rice crackers), right?
**[07:11] ---**
No. Those are cosmic hina-arare.
**[07:13] ---**
Cosmic...?
**[07:18] ---**
Move it! Move it! Move it!
**[07:23] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[07:29] ---**
Wow! How pretty!
**[07:32] ---**
You do stuff like this at
Girls' Day, too?
**[07:34] ---**
Not at all, not at all.
**[07:37] ---**
And that is how it is done.
**[07:39] ---**
W-What about these...?
This is an ordinary hishi-mochi, right?
**[07:43] ---**
Of course. Ordinary here in space, that is.
**[07:45] ---**
In space...?
**[07:48] ---**
What the?!
**[07:50] ---**
Look here. You'll be eaten alive
if you don't run for your life.
**[07:54] ---**
That's why they're called
"Hisshi (For Dear Life) Mochi."
***SIGN*** For-Dear-Life Mochi
**[07:55] ---**
Hey... Don't... just...
stand... there...! Hey! Help me!
**[07:57] ---**
Um... Is this standard fare
during Girls' Day?
**[08:00] ---**
Far from it!
**[08:02] ---**
You trying to kill me?!
**[08:04] ---**
This here looks like shirozake...
**[08:06] ---**
That is shiro-*sha*-ke.
***SIGN*** Shiro Shaké
**[08:09] ---**
In other words, that's
outer space white salmon soup.
**[08:12] ---**
Why, it tastes delicious.
**[08:13] ---**
They're all just stupid puns...
**[08:15] ---**
This here is chirashi-zushi
with space tuna and space squid.
**[08:19] ---**
And this is the space clam soup.
**[08:22] ---**
What's so outer space about them?
**[08:25] ---**
See? It's the three space delicacies,
fighting for supremacy.
**[08:30] ---**
And you can't have a
"Peach Festival" without...
**[08:33] ---**
...momo hana (peach blossoms)!
**[08:35] ---**
Yahoo!
**[08:39] ---**
What is that?
**[08:41] ---**
Like I said, moo-moo no hana
(moo-moo's nose).
***SIGN*** Moo-Moo no Hana
**[08:44] ---**
Dodging its charge is becoming
the most popular sport in space.
**[08:50] ---**
Olé!
***SIGN*** Groan
**[08:53] ---**
And now, the star of Cosmic Girls' Day...
**[08:56] ---**
...the cosmic Hina dolls.
***SIGN*** Cosmic Hina Dolls
**[09:02] ---**
Cosmic Hina dolls.
**[09:04] ---**
What's so cosmic about them?
**[09:06] ---**
Or, like, mundane objects?
**[09:08] ---**
But there's something strange
about them. They're all male dolls.
**[09:22] ---**
Or, like, bulging muscles?
**[09:25] ---**
Everybody! Time for our grand finale, sir!
**[09:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:29] ---**
Soiya!
**[09:30] ---**
Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
**[09:32] ---**
Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
**[09:34] ---**
Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
**[09:37] ---**
What d'ya think?
**[09:38] ---**
This is the essence of a festival that
sets the blood dancing in your veins.
**[09:41] ---**
It's three times more exciting than
the Pekoponians' Girls' Day Festival, sir!
**[09:44] ---**
Natsumi... Did you like it?
**[09:48] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[09:49] ---**
I must say, tradition is truly
a wonderful thing. Is it not?
**[09:54] ---**
My first-ever Girls' Day...
**[09:58] ---**
How dare you make a mockery out of it!
**[10:02] ---**
Don't think you're gonna get away with it!
**[10:05] ---**
Oh no. Natchi's not kidding.
**[10:08] ---**
Lady Natsumi! All we wanted was
to make Girls' Day a lot more fun...
**[10:11] ---**
That's totally uncalled for!
**[10:15] ---**
Men, run for your lives!
**[10:17] ---**
Hold it!
**[10:19] ---**
Flee for safety! Flee for safety!
**[10:20] ---**
I said, hold it right there!
**[10:26] ---**
Run, run! Maybe we should call this
"Getaway Day"?
***SIGN*** Hinamatsuri (Girls' Day) Hinanmatsuri (Escape Day)
**[10:30] ---**
Get it?
***SIGN*** Illustration of Internal Parts
**[10:39] ---**
Illustration of internal parts.
**[10:40] ---**
As we all suspected, Kululuko-chan's
true identity was this person.
**[10:43] ---**
Getaway Day... Get away from Girls Day...
Girls' Day...
**[10:52] ---**
To all the good boys and girls.
**[10:53] ---**
Don't ever grow up to be adults
who try to get by on puns alone.
**[11:06] ---**
Everyone has a favorite musician, right?
**[11:09] ---**
And if you get a ticket to their concert,
it's a huge deal, right?
**[11:14] ---**
And so, that ends our "I don't
want a Girls' Day like that" segment!
**[11:19] ---**
Next, here's my "song of the day."
**[11:22] ---**
Here from planet Mirrorball,
**[11:23] ---**
combining both love and funk,
it's DANCE☆MAN.
**[11:31] ---**
Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
**[11:47] ---**
DANCE☆MAN is the greatest.
**[11:50] ---**
And that afro hairstyle...
**[11:53] ---**
Irresistible!
**[11:56] ---**
I wanna go to a concert!
**[11:58] ---**
I've got a ticket. Arena seat.
**[12:04] ---**
It's a great seat.
**[12:06] ---**
Better buy now before it sells out.
**[12:08] ---**
Don't come into my room
without permission!
**[12:11] ---**
How cold...
**[12:13] ---**
We came to you with a great offer,
this chance-of-a-lifetime ticket.
**[12:20] ---**
A ticket?
**[12:21] ---**
That's right. Right now, this guy's
the hottest star in the universe.
**[12:24] ---**
Thanks, but no thanks.
**[12:27] ---**
There's no way someone you
call a "universal star" is any good.
**[12:31] ---**
C'mon, just trust me.
**[12:34] ---**
No way. I'm not interested, so get out.
**[12:39] ---**
That's too bad...
**[12:40] ---**
And to think of all the trouble
we went through to get this.
***SIGN*** Redial
**[12:44] ---**
Indeed. How many times
did we have to redial?
**[12:46] ---**
Some people even spent three days
camped in line just to buy one.
***SIGN*** Three days
***SIGN*** Spend three days
***SIGN*** Camped in line
**[12:52] ---**
Uhm, excuse me...
**[12:53] ---**
Oh, well, I guess we have no choice.
If Lady Natsumi isn't interested,
***SIGN*** Premium price
**[12:57] ---**
we'll just have to sell it to a scalper
for a premium price.
**[13:01] ---**
Hey, can I see the ticket for a sec?
**[13:04] ---**
What's this?
**[13:05] ---**
I thought you weren't interested.
**[13:07] ---**
Let me just check whose concert it is.
**[13:12] ---**
Here.
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
**[13:14] ---**
Dance... Man...
**[13:15] ---**
Hey! This is a ticket to the
DANCE☆MAN concert!
**[13:19] ---**
I can have it?
**[13:20] ---**
Of course. It's a token of
appreciation for our Lady Natsumi,
**[13:24] ---**
who has been so gracious to us.
**[13:26] ---**
Pure goodwill. Strictly no profit.
**[13:29] ---**
It's yours for the very
friendly price of only 1,000 yen!
**[13:32] ---**
Okay, I'm buying.
**[13:33] ---**
Sold.
***SIGN*** Transaction Complete
**[13:34] ---**
Transaction complete.
**[13:36] ---**
All right! I got the ticket real cheap!
**[13:39] ---**
Yahoo! I can't wait.
**[13:42] ---**
So, why are you two so happy?
**[13:45] ---**
I bought the ticket. That means
I'm the one who's going, right?
**[13:49] ---**
You see, the concert is
about to start right now.
**[13:54] ---**
Right now? What do you mean?
**[13:56] ---**
Let me see the ticket.
**[14:00] ---**
Hey. What'd you do that for?
**[14:08] ---**
What a beautiful starry sky.
**[14:13] ---**
There must be all kinds of
alien life forms out there in space.
**[14:18] ---**
Huh?
**[14:26] ---**
A shooting star?
**[14:29] ---**
It looks all wiggly and weird.
**[14:34] ---**
It's coming straight at me!
**[14:44] ---**
Oh no! It crashed into our house!
**[14:50] ---**
What the heck was that?!
**[14:52] ---**
That's... Natsumi's room?
**[14:58] ---**
W-What the heck is that?!
**[15:07] ---**
H-H-H-Hair...
**[15:14] ---**
I am DASONU☆MASO!
**[15:19] ---**
Wow. It's the real Dasonu Maso.
**[15:23] ---**
Dasonu Maso?
***SIGN*** Myowww Concert: DA-SO-NU☆MA-SO (letters look very like "DANCE☆MAN")
**[15:26] ---**
Da-so-nu Ma-so...?!
**[15:29] ---**
Hi, Kululu. You look great.
**[15:33] ---**
Actually, we used to be funk soul brothers.
**[15:36] ---**
That's why I helped sell tickets for him.
**[15:39] ---**
What is this? Who's this
Dasonu Maso? He's a total fake.
**[15:44] ---**
I never told you I had
DANCE☆MAN tickets, right?
**[15:48] ---**
Welcome to my concert, young lady.
**[15:50] ---**
What're you talking about?
You're the one that came here.
**[15:53] ---**
I'll comb straight out! I picked the
name "Dasonu Maso" in hopes that
**[15:58] ---**
people would buy my ticket
thinking I was DANCE☆MAN.
**[16:01] ---**
But it's not just the name that is similar.
**[16:03] ---**
I've shamelessly imitated
his appearance, too.
**[16:06] ---**
I'm nothing but a big headache
for DANCE☆MAN. That is who I am!
***SIGN*** What the heck?
**[16:10] ---**
Yes, that's it!
**[16:11] ---**
That's his legendary specialty,
"I'll comb straight out!"
**[16:14] ---**
And to think I saw it live!
**[16:17] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out!
**[16:17] ---**
When I have a test, I tell everyone
"I wasn't able to study at all,"
**[16:21] ---**
but the truth is, I studied my butt off!
**[16:23] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[16:24] ---**
When I run a marathon,
**[16:25] ---**
I tell everyone, "Let's take it slow, guys,"
**[16:28] ---**
but then I dash off alone!
**[16:30] ---**
That is who I am!
**[16:33] ---**
You sure you wanna tell us all that?
**[16:36] ---**
He sure is the best.
**[16:38] ---**
Celebrities like to party all the time.
**[16:40] ---**
I may say, "I haven't
been saving a single cent."
**[16:42] ---**
But I'm actually saving up for my
old age. That is who I am!
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out
**[16:48] ---**
I can't explain this feeling.
It's neither joy nor anger.
**[16:52] ---**
I'm loving it. It's so new.
**[16:54] ---**
It's so new, I don't get it at all!
**[16:57] ---**
Never mind! Just get outta here now!
**[17:00] ---**
I'll comb straight out.
**[17:01] ---**
If I leave this very minute,
then this episode will be over.
**[17:04] ---**
What will you do with the remaining time?
***SIGN*** Speechless
**[17:07] ---**
That's being a little too straight.
**[17:09] ---**
I've had enough!
**[17:11] ---**
Natsumi! Hey, who the heck are you?
**[17:15] ---**
How dare you...
come here and harass Natsumi...
**[17:20] ---**
Look out, Dasonu Maso!
**[17:23] ---**
What the...?
**[17:24] ---**
H-Huh...?
**[17:26] ---**
Fever time!
**[17:30] ---**
What?!
**[17:36] ---**
Let me explain.
**[17:38] ---**
Giroro's attack got caught
in Dasonu Maso's thick hair,
**[17:40] ---**
bounced here and there,
**[17:42] ---**
and ricocheted back to Giroro.
**[17:44] ---**
Fashionable, offensive and defensive...
**[17:49] ---**
That's truly scary hair.
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out!
**[17:51] ---**
I'll comb straight out! I didn't do it.
It just worked out that way.
**[17:56] ---**
Whoa... he combs straight out again!
**[17:58] ---**
Damn... The audience doesn't
know how to react after all of this!
**[18:03] ---**
Why are all the aliens
I meet such weirdoes?
**[18:06] ---**
Hey. You cute and innocent Pekopon girl.
***SIGN*** Cute
***SIGN*** Innocent
**[18:09] ---**
Huh? You mean me?
**[18:12] ---**
That's right.
**[18:13] ---**
There aren't that many in the
whole universe as charming as you.
***SIGN*** Charming
**[18:16] ---**
H-Huh? R-Really?
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[18:18] ---**
Yet it's such a shame.
**[18:20] ---**
You haven't been able to
bring out your full charm.
**[18:25] ---**
Huh?
**[18:26] ---**
But leave it to me, and I'll make you
more charming than ever before.
**[18:31] ---**
H-Huh...
**[18:34] ---**
Huh?
**[18:35] ---**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Stare
**[18:37] ---**
Wait... you don't mean...
**[18:39] ---**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[18:41] ---**
Don't worry! It won't take long!
**[18:43] ---**
No! What's not gonna take long?
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy shaggy...
**[18:49] ---**
Myoww.
**[18:51] ---**
I knew it! No! Get away!
**[18:54] ---**
Sis!
**[18:56] ---**
Dororo is here! Huh?!
**[18:58] ---**
Hey, Dororo.
**[19:00] ---**
W-What's going on here?
**[19:03] ---**
You too should be wearing...
***SIGN*** Pop!
**[19:05] ---**
...an afro.
**[19:06] ---**
I will have none of that!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy shaggy...
**[19:10] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Containment Gourd.
**[19:17] ---**
W-What the... You can't do that, baby.
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out
**[19:20] ---**
I'll comb straight out! The situation
is looking pretty grim for me...
**[19:24] ---**
Thank you for a most enjoyable time.
**[19:26] ---**
Although—I'll comb straight out—I may
have been the only one having fun,
**[19:29] ---**
and been nothing
but a pain in the butt for you.
**[19:31] ---**
Adios!
**[19:37] ---**
Everybody, see you again.
**[19:40] ---**
Don't come again!
**[19:44] ---**
Go ahead. Eat as much as you want.
**[19:46] ---**
Please, don't hold back for my sake.
**[19:48] ---**
I only did what anyone else would have done.
**[19:51] ---**
I'm home.
**[19:52] ---**
Welcome home, Mom.
**[19:54] ---**
Wow. What a feast.
**[19:56] ---**
You see, Dororo came and rescued me.
This is to thank him.
**[20:00] ---**
Oh?
**[20:02] ---**
Oh, look! It's unusual
to see a gourd these days...
**[20:05] ---**
No, Mom! Don't open that!
***SIGN*** Pop
**[20:07] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy \shaggy shaggy...
**[20:15] ---**
Oops...
**[20:16] ---**
Mom, you dummy!
**[20:18] ---**
I guess this was our destiny, after all.
**[20:21] ---**
How did I end up like this, too?
**[20:25] ---**
Well, it sure looks good on everyone.
**[20:28] ---**
I don't wanna hear that from you.
**[20:31] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[20:35] ---**
That voice?
**[20:36] ---**
Huh?
**[20:38] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[20:40] ---**
Huh?
**[20:42] ---**
It can't be... It can't be!
**[20:50] ---**
Myoww!!
**[20:51] ---**
Wow!
**[20:53] ---**
DANCE☆MAN?
**[20:56] ---**
Hi, guys. I sensed a great afro vibe
while taking a walk in space,
**[21:02] ---**
so I thought I'd drop in.
**[21:04] ---**
A-Are you the real DANCE☆MAN?
**[21:07] ---**
Oh yeah, yoww! I just got here
from Planet Mirrorball.
**[21:10] ---**
And since I'm here, might as well
sing a song for you. Yoww!
**[21:14] ---**
Here we go!
**[21:16] ---**
So, thanks to the fake DANCE☆MAN,
**[21:18] ---**
they got the chance to meet
the real DANCE☆MAN.
**[21:19] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[21:21] ---**
I guess you could say the
afro brings "gourd" luck?
**[21:23] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:24] ---**
Well... it's been some time
now since we last heard this song.
**[21:26] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[21:28] ---**
But I'll comb straight out,
we don't have much time left.
**[21:30] ---**
So it's a shame, but we won't be able
to hear the entire song.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
Are you ready?
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu...
Youi wa ii kai!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
This is the Kululu drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kululu no ekaki uta!!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
My headphones are top-of-the-line.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Ore-sama no heddofon wa chouichiryuu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
If you stop here, it looks like
the back of my head. (Ku ku ku ku!)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Koko de owareba ushiro sugata (Ku~kkukku)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
In the right disk, there's dangerous data.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Migi no disuku nya kiken na deeta
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
In the left disk are my
favorite movies. (Wanna see 'em?)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Hidari no disuku nya
hizou no muubii (Mitai~?)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I can read any kind of data.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Donna deeta mo yomitoru ze
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Ridiculous!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
"Kudaran!"
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Things go up or down
based on how I feel.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de ukishizumi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
(Don't talk to me casually.)
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
(Kigaru ni hanashikake'n na yo)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
He always does things his way, sir!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
"Mai peesu na yatsu de arimasu..."
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I may be crooked, but
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Heso no magatta ore-sama wa
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I've been this way since I was small.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
chiisai koro kara hinekurete
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Even as a grownup,
I'm still crooked. (Ku ku ku!)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Otona ni natte mo hinekuretee (kukku)
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
I can't deal with people who are
straightforward with their feelings.
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Massugu na kimochi wa nigate da ze
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Be careful of spam mail.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru nya ki o tsuke naa
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
It'll come after you
with the sound of "ku ku ku."
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kkukuu tto ashioto tateru
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
(Ku ku ku ku!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
(Kuuuu kku kku kku)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spiralling viruses, spring at me if you dare.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Uzumaku uirusu Kakatte koi yo
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
I’m gloomy and depressing?
Oh, leave me alone.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Nekura de inshitsu? Ooki na osewa
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(Ku ku ku ku!)
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(Kuuuu kku kku)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Major Kululu! (Sheesh.)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Kululu Souchou, kansei da ze~!!! (Chi)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It’s a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:07] ---**
It's Momoka!
Spring is the season of love.
**[23:10] ---**
I guess you could say summer,
fall and winter
**[23:12] ---**
are also seasons of love.
**[23:15] ---**
Yeah, seasons don't matter.
I'm always ready for it!
**[23:19] ---**
I hope it happens...
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things.
The next episode is for you lazy people.
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro Platoon: Mission on a
Fine Spring Day, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Fuyuki: Resident Idle
Rescue Mission, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E48 - Keroro Platoon: Mission on a Fine Spring Day, Sir! / Fuyuki: Resident Idle Rescue Mission, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5N3M/keroro-platoon-mission-on-a-fine-spring-day-sir--fuyuki-resident-idle-rescue-mission-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:08] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Spring
***SIGN*** March
**[01:32] ---**
It's spring. It's March.
**[01:35] ---**
Free from the harsh and bitter cold of winter,
**[01:37] ---**
it's the season for all living things to awaken.
**[01:42] ---**
But on the other hand...
**[01:47] ---**
Fuyuki. There's a special on UFOs
tonight at eight o'clock.
**[01:51] ---**
You're gonna watch it, right?
**[01:54] ---**
Huh?
**[01:56] ---**
Nah, that's okay.
**[01:59] ---**
I'm sure it's stuff I've seen before.
**[02:02] ---**
I'm just so sleepy...
**[02:04] ---**
I already slept for twelve hours,
yet I still wanna sleep some more.
**[02:10] ---**
Better get back to sleep. Good night.
**[02:16] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki! What's the matter with you?
**[02:23] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Mission on a
Fine Spring Day, Sir!
**[02:29] ---**
Fuyuki. Wait right there.
**[02:31] ---**
Hm?
**[02:33] ---**
Huh?
**[02:35] ---**
What is it, Mom?
**[02:43] ---**
M-Mom! Cut it out,
I can't breathe! C'mon, let go!
**[02:49] ---**
So? Are you awake now?
**[02:51] ---**
Huh? Yeah...
**[02:53] ---**
Th-That was...
**[02:55] ---**
Mom Aki's amazing technique,
the Special Hug Filled With Love.
**[02:59] ---**
Why do I feel jealous?
**[03:01] ---**
Thanks a lot, Mom.
**[03:03] ---**
It feels like the haze has been
lifted from my mind.
**[03:08] ---**
Yes?
**[03:09] ---**
Oh, Nishizawa-san. What?
You discovered a new mystery spot?
**[03:14] ---**
Yeah, sure. Let's go.
**[03:16] ---**
That was so effective.
**[03:18] ---**
We all tend to slack off and
get really lazy this time of year.
**[03:24] ---**
Because it's spring?
**[03:26] ---**
So that stupid frog who
always slacks off must think
**[03:29] ---**
it's spring year-round.
**[03:35] ---**
It's spring year-round...?
For me...? Always slacking off...
**[03:41] ---**
But, ma'am...
**[03:47] ---**
That's so mean!
**[03:49] ---**
How can she say that when,
every day, I'm always...
***SIGN*** Working diligently
**[03:51] ---**
Assembling Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Crunch crunch
**[03:52] ---**
Watching TV.
***SIGN*** Click click
***SIGN*** Weekly
Zakrello
**[03:53] ---**
Surfing the net.
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha
***SIGN*** Monthly Alpha
**[03:54] ---**
Reading comic books.
***SIGN*** Working diligently
**[03:56] ---**
Assembling Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Working diligently
**[03:57] ---**
And assembling Gundam models.
**[03:58] ---**
I do so much!
***SIGN*** No room for sympathy
**[04:00] ---**
Well, can you blame her for saying that?
**[04:05] ---**
W-What's this?
**[04:07] ---**
The warm spring weather...
**[04:10] ---**
The totally lazy spirit...
Lazy... Slacking off...
**[04:28] ---**
How's it going, Sergeant Major Kululu?
**[04:32] ---**
It's going well.
**[04:39] ---**
Checkmate King Two, this is Giroro.
This is Giroro. Come in, HQ.
**[04:44] ---**
This is HQ. What is it?
**[04:46] ---**
I've been at this for eight hours.
**[04:48] ---**
How much longer do I have to continue this?
**[04:52] ---**
I'd say about ten more.
**[04:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant. This is hard.
I'm exhausted. I'm bored.
**[05:03] ---**
Stop whining. Keep at it. If you're a man,
you've gotta hang in there.
**[05:09] ---**
Oh nooooo...
**[05:12] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[05:14] ---**
Uncle, it's no use.
**[05:16] ---**
The penguins are unmotivated,
and they don't want to be interviewed.
**[05:21] ---**
That's exactly the point, Lady Mois.
**[05:24] ---**
That lack of motivation
is the key to this operation.
**[05:32] ---**
Whoa. The Kero Gauge just went up.
**[05:37] ---**
It's accumulating everyone's
useless and lazy energy.
**[05:40] ---**
It shall be complete soon.
**[05:43] ---**
By spreading this energy around the world,
all Pekoponians will become lazy.
***SIGN*** New on
market
***SIGN*** 20% off on
Banrise model kits
***SIGN*** Oku-Tokyo Worker: Spring Edition 2005 New Programs Z Gangal
**[05:50] ---**
It's no good...
**[05:52] ---**
I don't even have the energy
to scold that stupid frog anymore...
**[05:55] ---**
Lady Natsumi?
But I'm full of energy, ma'am.
**[05:59] ---**
Sarge... You work hard every single day
making Gundam models...
**[06:04] ---**
You're such a hard worker...
**[06:06] ---**
Oh, don't stop flattering me!
**[06:08] ---**
So, as you can see!
***SIGN*** Relatively Speaking Kingdom, Mystery, Wisdom, Dream, Thought
**[06:09] ---**
Relatively speaking.
***SIGN*** Comparatively Speaking
**[06:11] ---**
And comparatively speaking...
***SIGN*** Prince, Emperor, Adoration, Mighty Warrior, Fine, Monarch, Intelligent, Hard working, Loyalty, Yin and Yang Why are the Keronians hard-working?
**[06:12] ---**
It's inevitable that Keronians
will be viewed as hard workers.
**[06:16] ---**
That's no good...
**[06:17] ---**
Right. All Pekoponians
will end up being no good.
**[06:20] ---**
Huh? Why not?
**[06:22] ---**
The Kero Gauge isn't rising at all.
**[06:24] ---**
We need a little push. It's missing something.
**[06:29] ---**
But we've come this far.
**[06:30] ---**
What shall we do?
**[06:32] ---**
This is Tamama! I cannot do this anymore!
**[06:38] ---**
Whoa! The gauge!
**[06:41] ---**
No matter what I ask, I can't
get a decent answer out of them.
**[06:46] ---**
Can I come back now?
**[06:49] ---**
The gauge.
**[06:50] ---**
I have never been the type
to just stay put and do nothing.
**[06:54] ---**
I'm fed up with this. I quit.
**[06:58] ---**
This is great!
**[06:59] ---**
Just a little more. Just a little bit more.
**[07:03] ---**
No more.
**[07:04] ---**
Another of your ridiculous plans.
**[07:06] ---**
Or, like, workers striking?
**[07:29] ---**
Useless and lazy energy
is now at infinity level.
**[07:32] ---**
Can this be the manifestation
of useless and lazy energy?
**[07:37] ---**
It's finally complete.
**[07:42] ---**
Now we'll do a final test using a specimen.
**[07:46] ---**
Tests are great. I'm sure
it'll be a success. Yahoo.
**[07:50] ---**
So, who will be the guinea pig?
**[07:54] ---**
We have prepared
**[07:55] ---**
the perfect specimen to
be tested for this experiment.
**[08:02] ---**
Being tied up like this
reminds me of the time
**[08:05] ---**
I fell into the hands of some aliens
from another dimension!
**[08:10] ---**
His brain emits unnecessarily strong motivation.
**[08:13] ---**
A specimen of this caliber
should be given a number.
**[08:16] ---**
Okay, 556. From now on, you are Specimen Five-Hundred Fifty Six.
**[08:22] ---**
I don't know what that means,
but I appreciate the gesture!
**[08:24] ---**
My brother... He seems so happy!
**[08:28] ---**
Okay. Start the experiment, sir.
**[08:30] ---**
Roger.
**[08:35] ---**
This is... This is...!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[08:40] ---**
When we speak of spring,
we think of the third month.
**[08:43] ---**
The third month is March.
**[08:45] ---**
I will name it Kerotto March Energy.
**[08:47] ---**
And this is the moment it's unveiled.
**[08:50] ---**
The test finished while you were talking.
**[08:51] ---**
So fast!
**[08:54] ---**
So 556 should now have changed
into a hopelessly unmotivated man.
**[09:00] ---**
So how is it? How do you feel, 556?!
**[09:09] ---**
What's wrong?! You're a boy,
aren't you?! Don't waste your time!
**[09:13] ---**
So when does this experiment of yours begin?!
**[09:17] ---**
What's going on?
**[09:19] ---**
He hasn't changed one bit.
**[09:21] ---**
Or, like, boundless vigor?
**[09:23] ---**
Of course.
**[09:24] ---**
We'd better recall the specimen
and find out what went wrong here.
***SIGN*** Disappointed
**[09:39] ---**
It was a total flop.
**[09:40] ---**
Brother!
**[09:41] ---**
Huh?
**[09:43] ---**
Lady Lavie. What's the matter?
**[09:46] ---**
I've never seen my
brother look so drained...
**[09:50] ---**
What?
**[09:57] ---**
Somehow... I feel like...
all my energy... is gone!
**[10:00] ---**
What's more... I feel so sleepy!
**[10:03] ---**
It can't be... So it worked?
**[10:06] ---**
But he looks the same from the outside.
**[10:09] ---**
We overlooked an important detail.
**[10:12] ---**
The only person who can tell the
slight differences in 556's expressions
**[10:15] ---**
is his little sister, Lady Lavie.
**[10:18] ---**
Then that means...
**[10:19] ---**
The experiment... was a huge success, sir!
**[10:23] ---**
Good. Then let's get on with it right away.
**[10:25] ---**
Let's use the Kerotto March Energy.
**[10:27] ---**
On all the Pekoponians.
**[10:34] ---**
What's the problem now?
**[10:36] ---**
Suddenly... I don't feel like
making the effort...
**[10:40] ---**
I feel so tired...
**[10:42] ---**
Corporal Giroro? Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[10:47] ---**
Because we let the
specimen out carelessly,
**[10:50] ---**
the energy has...
**[10:52] ---**
Gee, I'm too tired to explain...
**[10:55] ---**
Kululu!
**[10:56] ---**
Or, like... ummm...
chicken... skew... ers...?
**[11:03] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[11:04] ---**
My brother... Look how much he's changed...
**[11:06] ---**
Lady Lavie? E-Everybody!
But this is only the beginning!
**[11:10] ---**
With the Kerotto March Energy,
**[11:11] ---**
we'll be able to conquer
Pekopon completely. Hey!
**[11:16] ---**
I'm sleepy! I'm starting to get sleepier!
That's why... I'll sleep!
**[11:20] ---**
Goodnight!
**[11:21] ---**
Everybody!
**[11:25] ---**
Oh well, it's almost time
for a commercial, isn't it?
**[11:28] ---**
I don't feel like telling a joke. Bye.
**[11:33] ---**
Hey, wait. Don't you fall asleep!
What about the show?
**[11:38] ---**
Uh... Well... As you can see,
the Keroro Platoon is hopeless as ever.
**[11:44] ---**
What will happen to our planet,
and to the Keroro Platoon?
**[11:48] ---**
Hey! Don't go to sleep, guys!
Wake up!!
**[12:01] ---**
Priest 01 calling home base.
**[12:03] ---**
This is home base. What's the situation there?
**[12:07] ---**
Inner-Tokyo is covered in
a mysterious fog right now.
**[12:10] ---**
Ground conditions unknown.
**[12:13] ---**
Priest 01. What's wrong?
**[12:17] ---**
This is Priest 01...
**[12:18] ---**
I'm tired, and will be ending
my mission right now.
**[12:22] ---**
Yeah... we're done.
**[12:22] ---**
H-Hey. What do you mean,
we're done? Are you serious?
**[12:27] ---**
Because Sergeant Keroro spread
the Kerotto March Energy all over...
**[12:31] ---**
...it looks like the whole town
is at a standstill.
***SIGN*** South 51 Kissho Academy
**[12:35] ---**
I feel sleepy myself...
***SIGN*** Final Exam Mathematics
**[12:37] ---**
Whatever... goodnight...
**[12:46] ---**
Fuyuki: Resident Idle
Rescue Mission, Sir!
**[12:52] ---**
Nishizawa-san. Nishizawa-san!
Pull yourself together.
**[12:57] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm just suddenly so sleepy...
**[13:01] ---**
Hey, whaddaya think you're doing?
This is the perfect chance.
**[13:05] ---**
I know that... But my body feels so weak...
**[13:09] ---**
What is it?
**[13:12] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Whirlwind!
**[13:15] ---**
Dororo!
**[13:16] ---**
Fuyuki-dono. I'm glad you're okay.
**[13:18] ---**
What's going on here, anyway?
**[13:20] ---**
We were here to explore a new mystery spot,
**[13:23] ---**
but as soon as Nishizawa-san
touched that pink fog, she suddenly...
**[13:27] ---**
Then it is true that the pink fog
is responsible for all this.
**[13:30] ---**
How come you're not affected?
**[13:32] ---**
I am a member of the Special Forces.
**[13:34] ---**
Therefore, I am able to operate
under all kinds of conditions.
**[13:38] ---**
Can this be...?
**[13:42] ---**
The misty substance that originated
from Inner-Tokyo continues to spread.
**[13:47] ---**
The safety of the residents,
whose communication has been cut off,
**[13:49] ---**
is now becoming a concern.
**[13:52] ---**
The government has given top priority
to containing the crisis.
**[13:55] ---**
Emergency. Emergency.
**[13:57] ---**
Isolation gates have been
completely locked down.
**[14:00] ---**
It is dangerous to enter.
**[14:01] ---**
I had a feeling the pink fog
would be leaking out of here...
**[14:05] ---**
You mean this was the act of
the sergeant and the others?
**[14:08] ---**
I am not sure yet.
**[14:10] ---**
At any rate, you should wait for me here.
**[14:12] ---**
As long as you have that
protective gear on, you should be safe.
**[14:15] ---**
No. I'm going with you.
**[14:18] ---**
Nishizawa-san and all the other people
in this town are in grave danger.
**[14:21] ---**
How can I stay put
in a safe location by myself?
**[14:24] ---**
I understand. Then let us depart.
**[14:30] ---**
What is this?
**[14:32] ---**
The fog in here is three times thicker
than the fog leaking outside.
**[14:35] ---**
I hope the sergeant is okay.
**[14:41] ---**
Or, like... Or, like...
**[14:46] ---**
Dizzy wizzy... Dizzy wizzy
as a drunken butterfly...
**[14:51] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[14:52] ---**
I'm major tired... or, like...
**[14:55] ---**
deep-fried... chicken meal...?
**[14:57] ---**
Pull yourself together, Mois-chan!
**[14:59] ---**
Dororo?
***SIGN*** One day in March. Uncle has come up with a wonderful energy plan. If this can be implemented, then conquering Pekopon will be a breeze. Or, like, serene lifestyle? Wonderful energy?
**[15:01] ---**
This looks like... Mois-chan's diary...
**[15:03] ---**
"One day in March.
**[15:05] ---**
Uncle has come up with
a wonderful energy plan.
**[15:08] ---**
If this can be implemented,
**[15:10] ---**
then conquering Pekopon will be a breeze.
**[15:13] ---**
Or, like, serene lifestyle?
**[15:15] ---**
Wonderful energy?"
**[15:23] ---**
Giroro-kun...
**[15:28] ---**
"One day in March. Although
I got very angry at Keroro,
**[15:31] ---**
it seems that the
experiment was a big success.
**[15:35] ---**
This could actually work.
**[15:36] ---**
But for some reason, I feel so tired...
**[15:39] ---**
Tired... Tired... Tire toss game..."
***SIGN*** Tire toss game
**[15:44] ---**
So this pink fog must be an energy
that makes everyone feel lethargic.
**[15:49] ---**
And it continues to spread
rapidly to the outside world.
**[15:53] ---**
Then that means...
**[15:55] ---**
The ecosystem will be destroyed.
**[15:57] ---**
This will make it impossible
for species to continue existing.
**[15:59] ---**
All plants will lose the energy
to carry on photosynthesis.
**[16:02] ---**
And this will eliminate even
the oxygen on this planet.
**[16:07] ---**
We've got to stop the
release of this energy right now.
**[16:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:14] ---**
Tamama!
**[16:15] ---**
I am so hungry...
But I am too lazy to eat...
**[16:23] ---**
Somebody, please feed me some snacks!
**[16:26] ---**
Pull yourself together, Tamama.
**[16:28] ---**
Master Fuyuki! His diary...
***SIGN*** One day in March The end
**[16:32] ---**
Looks like the level of laziness is going up.
**[16:38] ---**
Kululu!
**[16:40] ---**
Is that...?
***SIGN*** Keroro, aim for the ace!
**[16:43] ---**
Keroro, aim for the ace!
**[16:46] ---**
That does not even make sense.
**[16:49] ---**
He's still conscious.
**[16:51] ---**
Hang in there, Kululu.
**[16:54] ---**
Everything lies... beyond Heaven's Door...
**[16:59] ---**
Heaven's Door?
**[17:01] ---**
Dororo.
**[17:02] ---**
Fuyuki-dono! It's over here.
**[17:05] ---**
You mean behind that door
is the source of all this energy?
**[17:18] ---**
*Kero kero kero... **
**[17:26] ---**
A song?
**[17:27] ---**
Songs are nice.
**[17:29] ---**
They're the highest achievement
of the Pekoponian culture.
**[17:33] ---**
Don't you agree, Hinata Fuyuki-kun?
**[17:37] ---**
Sarge!
**[17:38] ---**
Now that we're all here,
let's all be hopeless together...
**[17:57] ---**
What's that?!
**[17:58] ---**
The blood pattern is blue!
That must be the core of this energy.
**[18:03] ---**
But it's in the shape of a human?
**[18:05] ---**
The over-charged energy must've
developed its own consciousness,
**[18:08] ---**
and evolved into its present form.
**[18:11] ---**
I think I must be the fourth one...
**[18:13] ---**
Huh?
**[18:15] ---**
After all, I'm not your puppet.
**[18:19] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about...
**[18:22] ---**
Now, I'll strike all living things
with my March Impact, so that
**[18:28] ---**
they may live in peace under the guise
of uselessness and laziness.
**[18:32] ---**
March Impact?
**[18:34] ---**
This is turning into something way bigger.
***SIGN*** Warning Oh Crap Gonna Die Run Run Run Run
**[18:39] ---**
Warning. Warning. Energy
has breached the critical point.
**[18:44] ---**
March Impact will be set
off in exactly 30 seconds.
**[18:44] ---**
If we don't do something,
we'll all be useless. What can we do?
**[18:49] ---**
There must be an emergency
control device somewhere.
**[18:53] ---**
A control device...
**[18:54] ---**
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
**[19:00] ---**
There it is!
**[19:01] ---**
I won't let anyone interfere.
**[19:08] ---**
Dororo. Boxing... It's very amusing...
**[19:12] ---**
Snacks, snacks.
**[19:14] ---**
Or, like, mapo tofu...?
**[19:18] ---**
It's useless... Everything is...
**[19:21] ---**
Everyone, get out of my way.
**[19:25] ---**
What? It's too much trouble.
**[19:27] ---**
I don't feel like moving...
**[19:29] ---**
Very amusing... amusing...
**[19:32] ---**
Then I'll have to do it!
**[19:36] ---**
Fuyuki-dono!
***SIGN*** This ol' man's a goner
**[19:47] ---**
Fuyuki-dono. You can do it.
**[19:49] ---**
Don't worry...
**[19:51] ---**
If we all become hopeless together,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
**[20:00] ---**
I can see the future.
**[20:12] ---**
It can't be...
**[20:17] ---**
Even if I die, I can be replaced.
**[20:39] ---**
I see...
**[20:41] ---**
Fuyuki-dono had already indulged in the
sleepiness of spring and became immune.
**[20:46] ---**
That's why he wasn't affected at all
by the Kerotto March Energy.
**[20:50] ---**
Fuyuki sure saved the day this time.
**[20:51] ---**
That's true.
**[20:54] ---**
I apologize for being totally hopeless.
**[20:57] ---**
Or, like, humbly sorry?
**[20:59] ---**
And my brother is now back
to his usual enthusiastic self.
**[21:03] ---**
I tell you.
**[21:05] ---**
The stupid frog and the others
had better reflect on their conduct.
***SIGN*** Reflection
**[21:09] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[21:10] ---**
Hey, don't slack off!
**[21:12] ---**
Come on. Next, you have to
clean the yard. Then do the laundry.
**[21:15] ---**
Organize the closet. Then there are
a lot more chores waiting for you!
**[21:19] ---**
Hi. I'm the narrator.
Thanks to Fuyuki-kun, I'm awake now.
**[21:25] ---**
To all viewers,
**[21:26] ---**
don't slack off just because it's a
comfy spring day. Work hard, okay?
**[21:30] ---**
Hard workers are the best, after all!
**[21:32] ---**
You're one to talk!
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
Are you ready?
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu...
Youi wa ii kai!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
This is the Kululu drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kululu no ekaki uta!!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
My headphones are top-of-the-line.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Ore-sama no heddofon wa chouichiryuu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
If you stop here, it looks like
the back of my head. (Ku ku ku ku!)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Koko de owareba ushiro sugata (Ku~kkukku)
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
In the right disk, there's dangerous data.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Migi no disuku nya kiken na deeta
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
In the left disk are my
favorite movies. (Wanna see 'em?)
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hidari no disuku nya
hizou no muubii (Mitai~?)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I can read any kind of data.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Donna deeta mo yomitoru ze
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Ridiculous!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
"Kudaran!"
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Things go up or down
based on how I feel.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de ukishizumi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
(Don't talk to me casually.)
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
(Kigaru ni hanashikake'n na yo)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
He always does things his way, sir!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
"Mai peesu na yatsu de arimasu..."
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I may be crooked, but
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Heso no magatta ore-sama wa
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I've been this way since I was small.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
chiisai koro kara hinekurete
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Even as a grownup,
I'm still crooked. (Ku ku ku!)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Otona ni natte mo hinekuretee (kukku)
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
I can't deal with people who are
straightforward with their feelings.
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Massugu na kimochi wa nigate da ze
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Be careful of spam mail.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru nya ki o tsuke naa
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
It'll come after you
with the sound of "ku ku ku."
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kkukuu tto ashioto tateru
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
(Ku ku ku ku!)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
(Kuuuu kku kku kku)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spiralling viruses, spring at me if you dare.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Uzumaku uirusu Kakatte koi yo
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Nekura de inshitsu? Ooki na osewa
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
I’m gloomy and depressing?
Oh, leave me alone.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(Kuuuu kku kku)
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(Ku ku ku ku!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Kululu Souchou, kansei da ze~!!! (Chi)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Major Kululu! (Sheesh.)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
It’s a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:07] ---**
This is Mois. We're now in a season
where the sunshine feels great.
**[23:11] ---**
But it's only because we have the
cold winter that we appreciate spring.
**[23:14] ---**
Right, Uncle?
**[23:16] ---**
Or, like, passing seasons? Nature's beauty?
Special outings? Blueprint photos?
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
In the next episode,
we teach you how to succeed in life.
**[23:23] ---**
"Kululu: How to Succeed
in the Universe, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
Operation Pinnacle, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
Two stories. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E49 - Kululu: How to Succeed in the Universe, Sir! / Momoka: W(hite)-Day:Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX752X/kululu-how-to-succeed-in-the-universe-sir--momoka-white-dayoperation-pinnacle-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
On this day, something unbelievable
happened in the Hinata household.
**[01:36] ---**
Oh, no. The laundry will be ruined!
**[01:46] ---**
Kululu. Is that...?
**[01:47] ---**
Oh, this? I just happened to see it out there,
so I couldn't resist.
**[01:56] ---**
Well, I only did it on a whim.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[02:01] ---**
W-Why would... *Kululu...?!*
**[02:07] ---**
Oh, man... Where could it possibly be?
**[02:10] ---**
*The Truth about the Roswell
UFO Incident.* Did I throw it away?
***SIGN*** The Truth about the
Roswell UFO Incident
**[02:14] ---**
Are you, by any chance,
looking for this book?
**[02:17] ---**
Yes. That's the one.
**[02:19] ---**
I just happened to see Natsumi throw it away.
**[02:22] ---**
So I picked it up for you.
**[02:24] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[02:25] ---**
But... I guess... you probably
want something in return, right?
**[02:30] ---**
Not really.
**[02:30] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:31] ---**
I just did it on a whim.
**[02:35] ---**
W-Why would... *Kululu...?!*
**[02:41] ---**
Kululu: How to Succeed
in the Universe, Sir!
***SIGN*** Budget
**[02:48] ---**
We have no budget.
**[02:49] ---**
We have no ideas.
***SIGN*** Ideas (Plans)
***SIGN*** Military force
**[02:51] ---**
We have no military force.
**[02:52] ---**
Yet we're invaders? Don't make me laugh!
**[02:56] ---**
What's the point? It's all your fault.
**[02:57] ---**
What we don't have is your motivation!
**[02:59] ---**
Stop wasting time and money on Gundam models!
**[03:01] ---**
Lately I've been holding back,
and only bought a few!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Invasion of Earth
**[03:04] ---**
They're just bigger and more expensive!
**[03:07] ---**
Oh, boy. Here we go again.
**[03:10] ---**
Just call me when you two
decide on a policy, okay?
**[03:13] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
you think you can just sit out again?
**[03:16] ---**
Munching snacks while
watching from your ivory tower, huh?
**[03:18] ---**
You do nothing,
**[03:19] ---**
yet you sure know how to criticize,
don't you, soldier?
**[03:21] ---**
The nerve... Who do you think you are?
***SIGN*** Snap
**[03:24] ---**
Snap...
**[03:25] ---**
What did you say? Tamama Impact!
**[03:30] ---**
Yeah, bring it on!
**[03:37] ---**
Uncle, please stop!
Or, like, lawless district?!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[03:41] ---**
Huh?
**[03:42] ---**
Clumsy and awkward.
**[03:45] ---**
What?
**[03:45] ---**
Can't you live more intelligently?
**[03:49] ---**
Don't you know what they call savoir-faire?
***SIGN*** Savoir-faire
**[03:52] ---**
"Savoir-faire."
**[03:53] ---**
It means knowing how to succeed in life.
**[03:57] ---**
Is Kululu around?
**[03:58] ---**
What do you want?
**[03:59] ---**
Thanks again for what you did earlier.
***SIGN*** This is a Space Alien!!
**[04:02] ---**
To thank you, I brought you
this book that I recommend.
**[04:05] ---**
Well, I guess I'll check it
out sometime when I'm bored.
**[04:09] ---**
I've gotta go. You're better
than I thought, Kululu.
**[04:12] ---**
I'm flabbergasted.
**[04:15] ---**
W-Why are you so chummy with him?
Why does he think so highly of you?
**[04:21] ---**
I'm sure he just used some
outlandish invention or weird waves.
**[04:25] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[04:27] ---**
Natsumi. W-What do you want?
**[04:29] ---**
I don't want anything from you.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[04:31] ---**
Kululu? Where are you?
**[04:33] ---**
I'm over here.
**[04:35] ---**
Thanks for your help earlier.
Just a little something to thank you.
**[04:39] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[04:40] ---**
Homemade cookies made
from all-natural ingredients.
**[04:42] ---**
They're good for you.
**[04:44] ---**
Hey, hey, what's with the spiral shape?
**[04:46] ---**
Well, I guess I can eat them for your sake.
**[04:49] ---**
What kind of bull is that? Well,
I guess it's to be expected from you.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[04:54] ---**
Anyway, thank you, Kululu.
You're better than I thought.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[04:59] ---**
What's going on here?
**[05:00] ---**
I... I do not believe it!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[05:05] ---**
What on Earth did you do, Kululu-senpai?!
**[05:08] ---**
Teach us, O great magician.
**[05:11] ---**
Shine your light on our pathetic selves!
**[05:13] ---**
How can I refuse?
Okay, I'll tell you one thing:
**[05:17] ---**
"Do something you normally
wouldn't." That's it.
**[05:25] ---**
Just by doing one thing
that he normally would not do,
**[05:28] ---**
Fukki and Natchi became putty in his hands.
**[05:30] ---**
That seems hard to believe, but...
**[05:34] ---**
Tamama-sama! Excuse us!
**[05:47] ---**
The Nishizawa Maid Team, at your service!
**[05:50] ---**
Thank you, as always, for all your hard work!
**[05:53] ---**
I know!
**[05:55] ---**
Excuse me, maids.
**[05:56] ---**
Yes?
**[05:57] ---**
I will do all the cleaning today.
**[06:00] ---**
What?!
**[06:01] ---**
I will wipe up my own sweat and blood.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[06:07] ---**
Here I go!
**[06:08] ---**
That's wonderful, Tamama-sama!
**[06:10] ---**
You're even cuter than ever.
**[06:12] ---**
This feels so great.
***SIGN*** Aw! Aw! Aw! Aww!
**[06:15] ---**
Oh... Tama-chan!
**[06:16] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[06:18] ---**
Tamama-sama here insisted
that he clean up the house today.
**[06:21] ---**
How gracious of you, Tama-chan.
***SIGN*** Pet pet
**[06:24] ---**
As a reward, here are
some soon-to-be-in-store sweets
**[06:27] ---**
currently being developed
at Nishizawa Confectionary.
**[06:30] ---**
Yay!
**[06:32] ---**
One piece costs 241,500 yen.
**[06:34] ---**
It's real yummy. It touches my heart.
**[06:39] ---**
What?!
**[06:40] ---**
I only did something
I normally wouldn't do,
**[06:42] ---**
but the result was incredible.
You should try, Mr. Sergeant.
**[06:47] ---**
Gotta do something I wouldn't
normally do right away, sir!
**[06:52] ---**
Well, I'm going to make a plastic model.
**[06:55] ---**
But this time, I'm making
something I usually don't. A castle.
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Castle Classic Japanese Castles Series (3)
**[06:59] ---**
Not just any old castle, but Kumamoto Castle.
**[07:03] ---**
Whaddaya think?
Whaddaya think? Master Fuyuki!
**[07:06] ---**
Oh, yeah? Good luck.
**[07:08] ---**
But this isn't what I normally do, sir.
**[07:11] ---**
Yeah, I guess not.
**[07:12] ---**
Gero!
**[07:13] ---**
This is not what I was told.
In that case, I'll try this!
***SIGN*** Exclusively for Captain Geroro
**[07:16] ---**
My videotape used exclusively
to record Captain Geroro.
***SIGN*** Video 1
**[07:19] ---**
I set the timer for the show.
I'll check to see if it's been recorded.
**[07:25] ---**
6-4 Kaku.
**[07:26] ---**
Gero!
**[07:26] ---**
Oh, no. I've never done this before!
**[07:29] ---**
I set the wrong time on the VCR
and recorded something else, sir!
**[07:33] ---**
Glance...
***SIGN*** Glance
**[07:33] ---**
I'm sure the DVD will be out soon.
**[07:36] ---**
No way! I did that on purpose for nothing?
***SIGN*** No way
**[07:40] ---**
Then how about this?
**[07:42] ---**
I'll fold the toilet paper end to
form a neat little triangle.
***SIGN*** Small and compact
**[07:45] ---**
Oh... But since I don't normally do this,
it's much harder than I thought, sir.
**[07:50] ---**
What are you wasting all that paper for?
**[07:52] ---**
Get out! I wanna use the bathroom!
**[07:55] ---**
In that case...
**[07:57] ---**
A purse.
***SIGN*** Purse
**[07:59] ---**
Something I never do. I'm going shopping
**[08:01] ---**
without using my anti-barrier, ma'am.
**[08:03] ---**
In your dreams.
**[08:05] ---**
You haven't finished
cleaning the toilet yet.
**[08:08] ---**
Folding the paper into a triangle won't
fool me into thinking you're done.
**[08:14] ---**
I can't believe this... Why...?!
**[08:17] ---**
I'm working so hard doing all
these things I don't normally do.
**[08:22] ---**
Yet I'm finding absolutely no happiness.
**[08:24] ---**
Something I don't normally do...
What else is there?
**[08:27] ---**
Think... Come on, think.
**[08:30] ---**
Something I don't normally do...
***SIGN*** Gerori
**[08:40] ---**
What else but invading Pekopon?!
**[08:43] ---**
Sergeant Keroro finally seems
hell-bent on conquering Earth.
**[08:46] ---**
Will Earth finally fall into
the evil hands of the invaders?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[09:00] ---**
Um... is there a problem?
**[09:03] ---**
How am I supposed to use this?
**[09:07] ---**
You sure are pathetic.
**[09:09] ---**
Oh. Let's start by pushing this button.
It seems pretty self-explanatory, sir.
***SIGN*** Are you really going to push it? Are you sure you won't regret it? Please reconsider!
**[09:16] ---**
There.
***SIGN*** Oh, you pushed it!!
***SIGN*** Danger This is bad You're terrible You've done it now!! Goodbye It's the end!!
**[09:17] ---**
Huh? Huh? What? What'd I do?
***SIGN*** This is bad Oh man, danger You're terrible
***SIGN*** You've done it now!! Goodbye Oh man, it's the end!! It's the end!! Danger
**[09:20] ---**
Uncle! Did you press that button over there?
**[09:22] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** You've done it now!! Goodbye
**[09:24] ---**
Or, like, evil monster?
**[09:27] ---**
Huh? What?
**[09:30] ---**
Or, like, final weapon?
**[09:44] ---**
That light will bring destruction
to Pekopon. Koyuki-dono!
**[09:48] ---**
Okay!
**[09:50] ---**
Ready... go!
**[09:55] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Barrier.
**[09:59] ---**
Laser Reflection!
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, man. Who knew that button
was so dangerous?
**[10:13] ---**
Or, like, it was too much trouble
to read the manual, so...
**[10:15] ---**
You know, they're so
thick and all, it's a waste of...
**[10:18] ---**
It is true that you may
sometimes be praised
**[10:19] ---**
for doing something good
that you would normally not do.
**[10:21] ---**
However! You almost
destroyed Pekopon for that.
**[10:26] ---**
Dororo's eyes mean business!
**[10:28] ---**
He's quite scary when he gets angry.
**[10:30] ---**
Be quiet.
**[10:34] ---**
Ouch.
**[10:35] ---**
Ouch! Ouch!
**[10:36] ---**
I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[10:36] ---**
It's because you tried to
force yourself to do things
**[10:38] ---**
you normally wouldn't do.
**[10:40] ---**
W-What do you mean, sir?
**[10:42] ---**
This all started
**[10:42] ---**
because of what you did for
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki.
**[10:45] ---**
What're you talking about?
I don't recall doing anything for them.
**[10:49] ---**
Kululu!
**[10:50] ---**
What the heck did you do to the laundry?
**[10:53] ---**
Look what you did to my t-shirt!
**[10:55] ---**
The most important page
in this book has been ripped out!
**[10:57] ---**
How could you do that?
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[11:01] ---**
Kululu!!
**[11:03] ---**
I thought something was up.
**[11:04] ---**
What are you gonna do about this t-shirt?
**[11:06] ---**
I never should've thanked you.
**[11:08] ---**
M-My glasses...
**[11:12] ---**
Hey, wasn't it supposed to be savoir-faire?
**[11:15] ---**
Jerk till the end.
That's the Kululu aesthetic.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
**[11:23] ---**
Something I wouldn't normally do...
Something different...
***SIGN*** Heart and Clover
**[11:32] ---**
W-Who's that?
**[11:36] ---**
H-Hi, Natsumi. L-L-Let's have
some tea together for a change.
**[11:51] ---**
March 14th is White Day.
**[11:57] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this is a gift to thank you
for Valentine's Day. Thank you.
**[12:05] ---**
You finally did it, milady Momoka.
**[12:09] ---**
Yes. Now all that's left is for him
to declare his love for me.
**[12:12] ---**
Just leave everything to me.
**[12:15] ---**
I'll prepare the perfect setting
for his declaration of love.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[12:19] ---**
Is this a new plan?
**[12:22] ---**
So far, all the plans that
we've come up with have turned out...
***SIGN*** Throbbing Heart Tour Plan (5 billion yen)
Love Escape Plan (12.6 billion yen)
Lovey Dovey Hot Springs Plan (15 billion yen) Surprise at the Cabin Plan (24 billion yen)
2/14 Victory Plan (2.5 billion yen)
Paul's Miracle Plan...
**[12:25] ---**
True. I'm afraid none of them
have been successful.
**[12:28] ---**
But... I have the perfect plan this time.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[12:34] ---**
Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
**[12:40] ---**
This time, we'll use the
Nishizawa super-computer to create
**[12:43] ---**
a perfect simulation of the plan
before we set it in motion.
**[12:48] ---**
Simulation?
**[12:49] ---**
I suppose we could call it a "rehearsal."
**[12:52] ---**
I think it would be easier if
I demonstrated what I mean.
**[12:56] ---**
A Nishizawa Group invention:
the Super Virtual Simulator.
**[13:15] ---**
What's this place?
**[13:18] ---**
You're in a perfect replica of the
city outside, created by the Simulator.
**[13:22] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[13:24] ---**
Uh... Fuyuki-kun.
**[13:26] ---**
And that is a virtual copy of Master Fuyuki.
**[13:29] ---**
What's up? Where are you off to today?
**[13:31] ---**
Uh...
**[13:32] ---**
All types of data about Master Fuyuki
have been stored in this Simulator.
**[13:37] ---**
That means the virtual Master Fuyuki
**[13:38] ---**
will react in exactly the
same way as the real one.
**[13:42] ---**
Oh...
**[13:43] ---**
We shall now begin the
actual simulation process.
**[13:49] ---**
First, we have the "declaring
his love for you after he saves you
**[13:52] ---**
from getting harassed
by thugs" plan.
**[13:55] ---**
W-Will such a simple plan work?
**[13:59] ---**
Clichéd plans like these
are sometimes more effective.
***SIGN*** Dramatization
**[14:03] ---**
By saving you from the thugs,
his brain will secrete adrenaline.
***SIGN*** Secretion
**[14:07] ---**
That excitement will push him
to declare his love for you.
***SIGN*** Declaration
**[14:12] ---**
I wonder if that could actually work.
**[14:14] ---**
That's why we will use
the Simulator to find out.
**[14:18] ---**
Hey, hey.
**[14:19] ---**
What's the big deal, acting all
lovey-dovey in broad daylight?!
**[14:22] ---**
You showing off or what?!
**[14:24] ---**
Let's see what Master Fuyuki will do.
**[14:32] ---**
Only one thing to do.
**[14:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[14:37] ---**
Run for it!
**[14:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
***SIGN*** Traffic
Safety
Week
**[14:40] ---**
Officer!
**[14:43] ---**
Bad ending. Rank D.
**[14:48] ---**
That was a rather dismal turn of events.
**[14:51] ---**
But when you're being
harassed by scary people,
**[14:54] ---**
that's probably the right thing to do.
**[14:56] ---**
That is true.
**[14:57] ---**
How about getting attacked
by aliens, instead of humans?
**[15:02] ---**
That might work. When you
think of Fuyuki-kun, you think of aliens.
**[15:05] ---**
I'm sure if it were an alien,
he'd stand up to it on his own.
***SIGN*** Dramatization
**[15:10] ---**
Get me a Hollywood special effects
make-up artist over here at once.
**[15:13] ---**
Oh, and an actor, as well.
I'll leave the casting to you.
**[15:17] ---**
George? He'll do fine.
**[15:19] ---**
Inputting data of Hollywood actor
George Nakata,
**[15:22] ---**
as well as the special effects alien.
**[15:24] ---**
So this time, it's a
simulation of an alien attack.
**[15:30] ---**
I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
**[15:33] ---**
I-It's an alien!
**[15:35] ---**
Huh?
**[15:36] ---**
Awesome! It's slimy!
**[15:39] ---**
I'm scared!
**[15:40] ---**
Don't worry, Nishizawa-san.
**[15:41] ---**
You can count on me when it comes to aliens.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[15:46] ---**
This way!
**[15:48] ---**
And Fuyuki-kun runs away again.
***SIGN*** Fuyuki runs away again (lol)
**[15:50] ---**
I'm pretty sure that type of alien
can't see in the dark.
**[15:54] ---**
If we can just go down into the sewer...
**[15:56] ---**
There's a manhole 500 meters ahead.
**[15:58] ---**
Darkness in an extreme situation.
**[16:00] ---**
It's the perfect situation
for his declaration of love.
**[16:08] ---**
Master Fuyuki. What's the matter, sir?
**[16:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki. That alien's got some
awesome special effects makeup on!
**[16:17] ---**
What? You mean this is
just special effects makeup?
**[16:22] ---**
Gero!
**[16:23] ---**
Why, if it isn't George Nakata!
I hear he may play the lead role
**[16:27] ---**
in the upcoming Hollywood film
*Captain Geroro, the Movie!*
**[16:30] ---**
Can I have an autograph?
**[16:32] ---**
Bad ending. Rank E.
**[16:36] ---**
What the hell is with these simulations?!
**[16:39] ---**
Every detail about Master Fuyuki
has been entered into the computer,
**[16:43] ---**
including the people around him,
cats, dogs, and even the aliens.
**[16:47] ---**
It seems Master Keroro is getting in the way.
**[16:51] ---**
We'll supply him with Gundam models
so he won't leave the house.
**[16:55] ---**
Purchase a Gundam model
factory immediately.
**[16:58] ---**
Have it produce knock-offs,
**[16:59] ---**
and make sure the designs
are similar, but not identical!
**[17:03] ---**
Data input complete.
**[17:07] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[17:10] ---**
It worked!
**[17:13] ---**
Jealousy, jealousy...
**[17:13] ---**
Tama-chan?
**[17:14] ---**
Hey. What is up with you two?
**[17:18] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[17:22] ---**
Bad ending. Rank F.
**[17:24] ---**
Provide Master Tamama
with soon-to-be-in-store sweets,
**[17:26] ---**
and make sure
he doesn't leave his room.
**[17:28] ---**
Data input complete.
**[17:32] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
***SIGN*** White Day Liquidation Sale 50% Off
**[17:39] ---**
I wasn't able to give anything to
Natsumi yesterday for White Day.
**[17:43] ---**
Even though it's a day late,
I should still give her something.
**[17:46] ---**
But... there's no way I can buy anything
unless I deactivate my anti-barrier.
**[17:51] ---**
What the heck should I do?
**[17:53] ---**
It's a hostile alien! Stop right there!
**[17:56] ---**
Buy some White Day sweets
for Master Giroro.
**[17:59] ---**
Data input complete.
**[18:03] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[18:09] ---**
Fuyuki-dono is in grave danger!
**[18:13] ---**
Turn Master Dororo's trauma switch on.
**[18:16] ---**
Use that music box that
Master Keroro once broke.
**[18:19] ---**
What? It's at a premium
and is hard to get now?
**[18:22] ---**
I don't care how much it costs.
Buy one from a collector!
**[18:25] ---**
Data input complete.
**[18:27] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[18:33] ---**
I'm sure glad Mr. Yoshizaki
was able to finish his script early.
**[18:38] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[18:43] ---**
Buy Kadoyama Publishing and launch
*Daily Captain Geroro Magazine.*
**[18:48] ---**
Make Mr. Yoshizaki work harder!
**[18:51] ---**
Data input complete.
**[18:53] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[18:58] ---**
Wait. Let's go this way.
**[18:59] ---**
Why?!
**[19:00] ---**
Fill the gaps between the walls!
A public street? Who cares!
**[19:04] ---**
Buy it from the government if you have to.
**[19:05] ---**
Have them build a wall at once!
**[19:07] ---**
Clear every obstacle before the manhole!
**[19:10] ---**
Get rid of streets and houses
that'll get in the way.
**[19:12] ---**
Those school girls will have to go, too!
**[19:15] ---**
That pop idol's in the way, too.
**[19:17] ---**
Quit interviewing that
blonde celebrity over there!
**[19:19] ---**
Stop selling leftovers!
***SIGN*** Instant
Dumplings
**[19:21] ---**
Stop yapping in the park!
**[19:23] ---**
Stop cutting class!
***SIGN*** Hall Kaneko Hardware Fish Shop
**[19:24] ---**
That's in the way, too. That, too.
***SIGN*** Shopping District
**[19:26] ---**
Everything, be gone!
***SIGN*** Right Here
**[19:31] ---**
Over there!
**[19:34] ---**
We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
**[19:37] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[19:40] ---**
It feels like we're the main characters
in a movie or something.
**[19:44] ---**
Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
**[19:48] ---**
N-Nishizawa-san...
**[19:49] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[19:50] ---**
Nishizawa-san... I...
**[19:53] ---**
Yes?
**[19:54] ---**
I...
**[19:55] ---**
Yes?
**[19:56] ---**
I...
**[19:57] ---**
Yes!
**[20:05] ---**
Happy ending! Rank S.
**[20:07] ---**
We finally did it, milady Momoka...
**[20:10] ---**
The last simulation was a perfect success.
**[20:12] ---**
All we have to do now is
make it happen in the real world!
**[20:15] ---**
Yes!
**[20:18] ---**
And finally, the real deal.
***SIGN*** Right Here
**[20:27] ---**
Awesome! It's slimy!
**[20:29] ---**
I'm scared!
**[20:31] ---**
Nishizawa-san, this way!
**[20:33] ---**
It's going exactly the way we simulated it.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[20:37] ---**
We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
**[20:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[20:42] ---**
It feels like we're the main
characters in a movie or something.
**[20:46] ---**
Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
**[20:50] ---**
N-Nishizawa-san...
**[20:51] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[20:53] ---**
Nishizawa-san... I...
**[20:55] ---**
Yes?
**[20:56] ---**
I...
**[20:57] ---**
Yes.
**[20:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun will finally declare
his true feelings for me.
**[21:02] ---**
I... Nishizawa-san, I...
**[21:13] ---**
Oh, man, I'm all wet now.
**[21:18] ---**
I'm so sorry. It's my
brother's fault. I'm sorry.
**[21:22] ---**
Just about everything was
entered into the super-computer,
**[21:25] ---**
but it was missing
Space Detective 556's data.
**[21:30] ---**
That man... Who was that?
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro...
We shall begin!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro Doro-doro-doro-doro...
Hajimeru de gozaru!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro.
This is the Dororo drawing song!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro
Dororo no ekaki uta!!
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Er... haven't you forgotten someone?
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Ano~, hitori wasurecha imasen ka?
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
I am just like Keroro up until the eyes.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Me made wa Keroro-kun to onaji de gozaru…
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Don't copy me, will you?
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
"Mane sunna yo na~"
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Eat your meal with chopsticks.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gohan wa ohashi de tabemashou
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Using a spork is not proper etiquette.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Saki ware supuun wa jadou de gozaru
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with using one?!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
"Ii jan betsu ni~"
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Fuji is the tallest mountain in Japan.
(Hey, where's Dororo?)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Fuji wa Nippon-ichi no yama
"Are, Dororo wa?"
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Move stealthily, tip-toe, keep to the shadows.
(Dororo's not here!)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Nuke ashi sashi ashi shinobi ashi
"Dororo inee jan"
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
With a twisted headband tied about my head,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Nejiri hachimaki kiriri to shimete
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I was forced to do a lap leaping like a frog.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Kaeru tobi isshuu saserarete…
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
What happened?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
"Doshita no?"
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
I had a bitter experience with a persimmon
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Kaki ni mo tsurai omoide ga…
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Which turned on my trauma switch.
(Doro-doro-doro-doro...)
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Torauma suicchi haitta
de gozaru (Dorodoro…)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
If there is trouble in the west,
misfortune in the east,
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Nishi no momegoto higashi no wazawai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
I shall be there,
using Ninja Art: Hurricane! (Toiya!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Ninpou "Hayate" de sanjou itasou! (Toiya!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
My shiny throwing star is for enforcing peace.
We are truly friends, are we not?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kagayaku shuriken heiwa no tame ni
Bokutachi honto ni tomodachi da yo ne
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Gero?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
"Gero?"
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Now it is complete!
It is Lance Corporal Dororo! (Nin!)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Dororo Heichou kansei degozaru!!! (Nin!)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:06] ---**
Oh, thanks for all your support.
I'm the Narrator.
**[23:10] ---**
Looks like I'm not quite popular, after all.
**[23:14] ---**
I was dreaming of the day I'd see a
Narrator cell phone strap or plushie...
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, the next episode
**[23:20] ---**
is the danger that
strikes the Iron Lady Natsumi.
**[23:22] ---**
"Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior
of Earth, Sir!"
**[23:25] ---**
"Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?"
**[23:29] ---**
Two stories in one. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E50 - Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior of Earth, Sir! / Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2KPQ/natsumi-the-fiery-warrior-of-earth-sir--giroro-if-i-dont-do-it-who-will-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
One day, on another uneventful day
like any other day... or so it seemed...
**[01:38] ---**
W-What's this?
**[01:46] ---**
I was just going through
some of my old stuff,
**[01:48] ---**
and found something that
brings back a lot of memories.
**[01:51] ---**
So I actually brought this along?
**[01:54] ---**
I forgot all about it.
**[01:57] ---**
So, the Pekoponians are a race that
must surrender to our will, yes, sir.
***SIGN*** You Will See the Tears of Time
**[02:02] ---**
I have a question for Corporal Giroro.
**[02:04] ---**
Huh?
**[02:05] ---**
In some movies, we see soldiers
falling in love with native girls...
**[02:10] ---**
Hmph. Ridiculous.
**[02:11] ---**
But what if you come across some
attractive female enemy soldiers?
**[02:16] ---**
We're not going there for a picnic!
**[02:19] ---**
I don't care how attractive their girls are!
**[02:21] ---**
They'd better not stand in
the way of our mission!
**[02:24] ---**
Ugh...
**[02:26] ---**
That's what's expected of a true soldier.
**[02:28] ---**
I promise you this.
**[02:29] ---**
We'll take control of Planet Pekopon,
so you can all meet us there.
**[02:34] ---**
You said it, Giroro.
**[02:36] ---**
Good for you, Corporal.
**[02:38] ---**
That was... footage of the
press conference of the Keroro Platoon
**[02:41] ---**
before they left their planet, Keron.
**[02:44] ---**
Boy... did you really say those things then?
***SIGN*** That's what he said...
**[02:48] ---**
That's right. The reason we're here
**[02:51] ---**
isn't to blend in with them.
We're here to fight them.
**[03:00] ---**
Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior
of Earth, Sir!
**[03:07] ---**
Huh?
**[03:08] ---**
Hm?
**[03:09] ---**
Keroro. We need to implement a
full-scale invasion of Pekopon right away.
**[03:15] ---**
What? What? I don't follow you...
**[03:18] ---**
It's already been a year since
we established our base here.
**[03:22] ---**
And yet, we haven't taken
control even within these four walls.
**[03:26] ---**
I sense a presence I haven't felt since...
**[03:28] ---**
Remember... the promise we
made the day before we left Keron?
**[03:33] ---**
Oh! Kero!
**[03:35] ---**
That day...
**[03:36] ---**
We were sent off with an
exhibition game of soccer that day.
**[03:40] ---**
Before we got into our spaceship,
we paraded in front of everyone.
**[03:44] ---**
I remember there was this girl
waving a red scarf at us.
**[03:51] ---**
I wonder who she was waving at...
**[03:54] ---**
We all can dream, can't we?
**[03:57] ---**
Or, like, manly romace?
***SIGN*** Manly Romance
**[04:00] ---**
Forget it!
**[04:01] ---**
The first phase of our mission
is to gain control of this house!
***SIGN*** First Phase
**[04:06] ---**
You're right, but in order to
control the Hinata household...
**[04:12] ---**
Why... you... stupid... frogs!
**[04:15] ---**
Gero...
**[04:16] ---**
Tama...
**[04:17] ---**
Kulu...
***SIGN*** The devilish Natsumi!
**[04:18] ---**
She's their devil...
**[04:21] ---**
Giroro!
***SIGN*** The angelic Natsumi ♥
**[04:24] ---**
She's his angel!
**[04:27] ---**
You won't fool me!
**[04:30] ---**
What's his problem...?
**[04:32] ---**
It's not worth arguing with him...
**[04:35] ---**
Well, shall we do our usual...?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulu...
**[04:44] ---**
All right, men. We are about
to proceed with our operation.
**[04:47] ---**
Roger!
**[04:50] ---**
First of all...
**[04:55] ---**
...cut off all contact
with the outside world.
**[05:04] ---**
Nothing must get in the way
of our taking over the Hinata household.
**[05:09] ---**
Keroro-kun... Is he serious?
**[05:12] ---**
I've got to inform Koyuki-dono.
**[05:21] ---**
Dororo!
**[05:23] ---**
We've cut off all contact
with the outside world.
**[05:25] ---**
We're completely blocked off
by an electromagnetic barrier.
**[05:29] ---**
Such... regret...
**[05:35] ---**
Darn it... What's all the noise?
**[05:39] ---**
W-What is this?
**[05:51] ---**
What is this?
**[05:53] ---**
Wow! It's *The Dialogue Between
Adamsky and a Venusian.*
**[05:57] ---**
This is definitely a good read.
**[06:00] ---**
A very rare book on UFOs. That should
keep Master Fuyuki occupied all day.
**[06:05] ---**
And their mom is not here right now.
**[06:07] ---**
That leaves...
**[06:08] ---**
...just her.
**[06:13] ---**
Why, you...
**[06:15] ---**
...stupid frog! What's the meaning of this?
**[06:18] ---**
Oh, Natsumi-kun, don't you
know your time is over?
**[06:21] ---**
What did you say?
**[06:23] ---**
From now on, I'll be in charge
of this household.
**[06:26] ---**
And before long,
the whole of Pekopon, as well.
***SIGN*** Total Supremacy
**[06:29] ---**
Total supremacy.
**[06:31] ---**
Oh...? So you think you can
defeat me if you gang up on me, huh?
**[06:35] ---**
N-Natchi's fighting strength is
increasing by leaps and bounds!
**[06:40] ---**
Don't lose your heads!
**[06:41] ---**
And click.
**[07:01] ---**
Pekoponian suit: Hinata Aki version!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Weapon: Mother
**[07:04] ---**
Ultimate Weapon: Mother.
**[07:07] ---**
C'mon, Natsumi. Let's see if
you're a match for your own mother.
**[07:16] ---**
Ultimate Weapon: Mother had no effect.
**[07:21] ---**
Oh no...
**[07:22] ---**
No allowance for you, Natsumi!
**[07:26] ---**
No effect once again.
**[07:27] ---**
I... I won't take you to
the hot springs!
**[07:32] ---**
Absolutely no effect.
**[07:33] ---**
Ugh... no radio for you, young...
**[07:39] ---**
You want another round?
**[07:42] ---**
Stop right there. Surrender... or die.
**[07:45] ---**
Make your choice.
**[07:48] ---**
This is as it should be.
**[07:55] ---**
Gero!
**[07:56] ---**
Tama?
**[07:57] ---**
Giro!
**[08:03] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Check Lady Natsumi, hurry!
**[08:05] ---**
Huh?
**[08:10] ---**
40.2 degrees Celsius!
**[08:11] ---**
I-Is that bad?
**[08:14] ---**
That's way beyond "bad!"
**[08:16] ---**
She looked fine just a while ago,
**[08:18] ---**
and for her temperature to
suddenly shoot up like this...
**[08:21] ---**
It may not be just a cold.
**[08:22] ---**
What?!
**[08:24] ---**
It could be a matter of life or death.
**[08:26] ---**
We've got to call an ambulance.
**[08:29] ---**
Roger that, sir.
**[08:30] ---**
The phone...
**[08:31] ---**
We smashed it...
**[08:35] ---**
Who the heck said to break it?
**[08:37] ---**
You did.
**[08:40] ---**
Then I'll go out and get help right away.
**[08:42] ---**
Yeah! I'll go with you!
**[08:45] ---**
The electromagnetic barrier...
**[08:47] ---**
And while Natsumi was
knocking you silly,
**[08:49] ---**
the controller got damaged,
so I can't shut it down.
**[08:52] ---**
Who the heck ordered you to
put up an electromagnetic barrier?
**[08:55] ---**
It was me! Yeah, that's right! Me!
**[08:57] ---**
Kululu, c'mon, fix it, please...
**[09:02] ---**
Well, it'll take at least three days.
**[09:06] ---**
No way...
**[09:07] ---**
But what about Sis?
**[09:10] ---**
How convenient.
**[09:11] ---**
Huh?
**[09:12] ---**
That girl is the biggest thorn
in our plans to conquer Pekopon.
**[09:16] ---**
It's hilarious to see that
she's dying on her own.
**[09:21] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[09:23] ---**
How can you possibly say that
about Natsumi?
**[09:25] ---**
We're friends, aren't we?
Think of all we've shared this past year!
**[09:42] ---**
Giroro...
**[09:45] ---**
Ugh... Natsumi is an enemy. She's the enemy!
**[09:50] ---**
So, our first Pekopon prisoner to die...
**[09:54] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[09:56] ---**
I am requesting permission to look after her.
**[10:00] ---**
Sarge...
**[10:01] ---**
Fukki, you can't look
after her all by yourself.
**[10:04] ---**
It will be better if you let us help you!
**[10:06] ---**
Or, like, bedside nursing?
**[10:08] ---**
Guys... Thank you.
**[10:13] ---**
Hm?
**[10:28] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[10:30] ---**
This is nothing...
**[10:34] ---**
...compared to what Natsumi's going through.
**[10:38] ---**
Don't die, Natsumi!
**[10:51] ---**
And so, will Giroro be able
to save the woman he loves?
**[10:56] ---**
You'll find out soon, so stay tuned.
**[11:08] ---**
Corporal Giroro is headed for
the shop of an alien merchant
**[11:13] ---**
in order to get his hands on a cure-all.
**[11:20] ---**
The liver of a Space Cerberus?
**[11:24] ---**
Do you have one? Or don't you?
**[11:27] ---**
No, I don't.
**[11:28] ---**
Then we're done.
**[11:29] ---**
What I have isn't just the liver.
**[11:32] ---**
Huh?
**[11:33] ---**
You sure are lucky.
**[11:36] ---**
By chance, I have a live Space Cerberus,
back in my stockroom.
**[11:40] ---**
Please let me pay you on a 300 year loan.
**[11:43] ---**
I'm not asking for money.
**[11:44] ---**
Huh?
**[11:45] ---**
I just need you to do something for me.
**[11:51] ---**
Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?
**[11:59] ---**
What's that?
**[12:00] ---**
There was a minor accident, you see.
**[12:02] ---**
The cage that had held the
Space Cerberus got damaged.
**[12:06] ---**
In this stockroom, I keep some
of my most precious treasures,
**[12:10] ---**
such as the flower of eternal life
and a seed of the Big Bang.
**[12:21] ---**
If even one thing in there is damaged,
**[12:24] ---**
my business will suffer huge losses.
**[12:28] ---**
I beg you. Please take care of that beast.
**[12:30] ---**
You can have its liver for free.
**[12:37] ---**
There it is!
**[13:06] ---**
This isn't gonna be easy at all.
**[13:09] ---**
Hinata Natsumi.
**[13:10] ---**
Current temperature: 41.2 degrees.
**[13:13] ---**
Master Fuyuki. I brought more ice.
**[13:17] ---**
How is she?
**[13:18] ---**
Not good. She isn't getting better.
**[13:23] ---**
Mom...
**[13:31] ---**
How strange...
**[13:33] ---**
They're not answering the
phone at home, or their cell phones.
**[13:37] ---**
What could've happened to them?
**[13:42] ---**
That did not work, either. How can I fix it?
**[13:46] ---**
Hmm...
**[13:51] ---**
How dare you, a mere machine,
not cooperate with me?!
**[13:53] ---**
You want a piece of me, huh?!
***SIGN*** Haaaaa
**[13:55] ---**
Haaaaa...
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Are From
**[13:57] ---**
Instant Dumplings Are From...
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Fist
**[13:59] ---**
...Kumamoto Fist!
**[14:03] ---**
Hey. That might've fixed it.
**[14:05] ---**
You are sending me out shopping?
**[14:07] ---**
That is right. Get back soon.
**[14:14] ---**
It is still there.
**[14:53] ---**
How pathetic. You call yourself a soldier?!
**[15:03] ---**
Take this!
**[15:08] ---**
Until I've saved Natsumi... I can't die!
***SIGN*** Karukan Manju Are From
**[15:25] ---**
Karukan Manju Are From...
***SIGN*** Kagoshima Fist
**[15:27] ---**
...Kagoshima Fist!
**[15:29] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo. Once more, please.
**[15:36] ---**
Still no good?
***SIGN*** Chinsukou Are From
**[15:38] ---**
Chinsukou Are From...
***SIGN*** Okinawa Fist
**[15:40] ---**
...Okinawa Fist!
**[15:42] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo.
**[15:48] ---**
I guess it is just no use.
**[16:04] ---**
Did you hear that?
**[16:06] ---**
Or, like, hostile trespass?
**[16:19] ---**
Corporal?!
**[16:21] ---**
Huh?!
**[16:21] ---**
The liver of a Space Cerberus.
**[16:23] ---**
It's said to cure all kinds of diseases.
**[16:26] ---**
You were injured trying to get that?
**[16:29] ---**
W-We'll run into all sorts of problems
if our prisoner-of-war dies...
**[16:33] ---**
Give this to her now.
**[16:35] ---**
Giroro...
**[16:37] ---**
Hmm?
**[16:40] ---**
Hey, Giroro. What're you holding there?
**[16:43] ---**
The liver of a Space Cerberus.
**[16:47] ---**
Wow. So it is. Impressive.
**[16:50] ---**
Thanks a lot.
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[16:52] ---**
Huh?!
**[16:52] ---**
Huh?
**[16:53] ---**
Oh!
**[16:54] ---**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Stiff Shoulders
**[16:56] ---**
Stiff shoulders.
***SIGN*** Backache
**[16:57] ---**
Backache.
***SIGN*** Chronic Fatigue
**[16:58] ---**
Chronic fatigue.
**[16:59] ---**
They're gone in just seconds!
***SIGN*** Super Powered-Up!
**[17:02] ---**
Look.
**[17:03] ---**
It's Super Powered-Up Keroro.
**[17:05] ---**
Wow... thanks for that wonderful breakfast.
**[17:11] ---**
Th-The corporal risked
life and limb to get that liver
**[17:13] ---**
so he could save Natsumi!
**[17:15] ---**
That's what it was for?!
**[17:19] ---**
An idiot...
**[17:21] ---**
I am such an idiot...
***SIGN*** Self-hatred
**[17:27] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:28] ---**
Sis!
***SIGN*** Oanmaki Rolls Are From
**[17:29] ---**
Oanmaki Rolls Are From...
***SIGN*** Aichi Fist
**[17:31] ---**
...Aichi Fist!
**[17:39] ---**
Huh?
**[17:41] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo.
Just one more errand, please.
**[17:44] ---**
O-Okay...
**[17:46] ---**
Be back later...
**[17:52] ---**
I did it! The barrier is down!
**[17:55] ---**
I finally did it, Mr. Sergeant!
The electromagnetic barrier is...
**[18:00] ---**
...down...
**[18:03] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[18:07] ---**
Natchi's total energy
is getting real close to zero.
**[18:10] ---**
At this rate... Natchi will...
**[18:14] ---**
Natsumi! Don't die. Natsumi!
**[18:19] ---**
You know I can't die just yet...
**[18:22] ---**
You and your gang might
take over the Earth...
**[18:27] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:29] ---**
There's something... I need to let you know.
**[18:32] ---**
I'll never forgive you
if you die on me now!
**[18:44] ---**
That was close. I think
I made it just in time.
**[18:46] ---**
Huh? Natchi's regaining her power!
**[18:54] ---**
And her temperature's back to normal.
**[18:56] ---**
That's great!
**[18:58] ---**
Tama!
**[18:59] ---**
It took me all of last night
to come up with this vaccine.
**[19:05] ---**
Kululu... You're a...
**[19:08] ---**
Natsumi! Fuyuki!
**[19:11] ---**
Oh... You went through so much...
I'm sorry, Natsumi...
**[19:16] ---**
It's okay. I'm fine now, really.
**[19:18] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, you are amazing!
**[19:22] ---**
You made a vaccine in such a short time.
**[19:25] ---**
That's because it was a virus
I created myself.
**[19:28] ---**
Huh?
**[19:29] ---**
What?
**[19:30] ---**
You did?!
**[19:31] ---**
Gero?
**[19:32] ---**
What do you mean?
**[19:33] ---**
Our leader ordered me to.
**[19:35] ---**
Huh?!
**[19:40] ---**
Kululu!
**[19:41] ---**
Did Natsumi treat you badly again?
**[19:43] ---**
Whatever it takes, I want to
make Lady Natsumi cry "uncle," sir.
***SIGN*** Uncle!
**[19:48] ---**
Hm...
**[19:50] ---**
So... what if I create a virus that
will only affect Hinata Natsumi?
**[19:55] ---**
That's a good idea...
**[19:57] ---**
After a while, it was ready,
so I brought it to him.
**[20:01] ---**
Here it is.
**[20:03] ---**
Just leave it over there.
**[20:05] ---**
I think he forgot about it
and just left it there.
**[20:09] ---**
Guess it must have
leaked out somehow.
**[20:11] ---**
Oh...? So that's what happened...
**[20:14] ---**
Gero?
**[20:17] ---**
So it was you all along, you stupid frog.
**[20:20] ---**
I uh... I guess so...
**[20:26] ---**
I'm gonna say the word
you've been waiting to hear...
***SIGN*** Uncle!
**[20:29] ---**
Uncle.
**[20:31] ---**
Ge...ro?
***SIGN*** Bam
**[20:33] ---**
Gero!
**[20:36] ---**
Gerorin!
**[20:38] ---**
What's this? It seems the barrier
isn't completely down, after all.
**[20:48] ---**
Giroro?
**[20:49] ---**
Hm?
**[20:50] ---**
I know you have injuries.
Let me look at them.
**[20:53] ---**
It's nothing. You don't
have to worry about me.
**[20:56] ---**
I insist.
**[21:00] ---**
Hey, Giroro...
**[21:02] ---**
Didn't you say you
wanted to tell me something?
**[21:06] ---**
Huh?
**[21:07] ---**
I... I was gonna say that
you and I are on opposite sides.
**[21:12] ---**
Sometimes I tend to forget.
**[21:14] ---**
Oh...?
**[21:19] ---**
Okay, when you get your health back,
I'll give you a real fight.
**[21:24] ---**
My thoughts exactly.
**[21:25] ---**
It seems there are more
battles ahead for these two.
**[21:30] ---**
Tune in next time,
as we present our final episode.
**[21:33] ---**
What? It's not?
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro...
We shall begin!
**[21:44] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro Doro-doro-doro-doro...
Hajimeru de gozaru!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro.
This is the Dororo drawing song!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Doro-doro-doro-doro
Dororo no ekaki uta!!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Er... haven't you forgotten someone?
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Ano~, hitori wasurecha imasen ka?
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
I am just like Keroro up until the eyes.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Me made wa Keroro-kun to onaji de gozaru…
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Don't copy me, will you?
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
"Mane sunna yo na~"
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Eat your meal with chopsticks.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gohan wa ohashi de tabemashou
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Using a spork is not proper etiquette.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Saki ware supuun wa jadou de gozaru
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with using one?!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
"Ii jan betsu ni~"
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Fuji is the tallest mountain in Japan.
(Hey, where's Dororo?)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Fuji wa Nippon-ichi no yama
"Are, Dororo wa?"
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Move stealthily, tip-toe, keep to the shadows.
(Dororo's not here!)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Nuke ashi sashi ashi shinobi ashi
"Dororo inee jan"
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
With a twisted headband tied about my head,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Nejiri hachimaki kiriri to shimete
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I was forced to do a lap leaping like a frog.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Kaeru tobi isshuu saserarete…
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
What happened?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
"Doshita no?"
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
I had a bitter experience with a persimmon
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Kaki ni mo tsurai omoide ga…
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Which turned on my trauma switch.
(Doro-doro-doro-doro...)
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Torauma suicchi haitta
de gozaru (Dorodoro…)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
If there is trouble in the west,
misfortune in the east,
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Nishi no momegoto higashi no wazawai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
I shall be there,
using Ninja Art: Hurricane! (Toiya!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Ninpou "Hayate" de sanjou itasou! (Toiya!)
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
My shiny throwing star is for enforcing peace.
We are truly friends, are we not?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kagayaku shuriken heiwa no tame ni
Bokutachi honto ni tomodachi da yo ne
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Gero?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
"Gero?"
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Now it is complete!
It is Lance Corporal Dororo! (Nin!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Dororo Heichou kansei degozaru!!! (Nin!)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
**[23:07] ---**
Line up, everyone.
**[23:08] ---**
The time has finally come.
**[23:10] ---**
I'm feeling a little sad.
**[23:12] ---**
Don't you get all weepy.
**[23:14] ---**
Now, then...
**[23:14] ---**
Um...
**[23:15] ---**
Sorry, I forgot about you.
**[23:17] ---**
I'm set for anything.
**[23:18] ---**
All right. The Keroro Platoon will
now embark upon our final operation.
**[23:23] ---**
Sarge? Sarge...?!
**[23:26] ---**
"The Keroro Platoon Retreats!
Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
Be ready for one big episode.
How's that?
**[23:33] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E51 - The Keroro Platoon Retreats! Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV21G4/the-keroro-platoon-retreats-farewell-pekopon-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:46] ---**
Space Invasion Forces,
**[01:47] ---**
Special Advance Team
Platoon Leader, Sergeant Keroro.
**[01:50] ---**
Huh?!
**[01:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro.
**[01:53] ---**
Your continued presence on Planet Pekopon
is considered a high risk.
**[01:58] ---**
Mr. Commander, sir.
**[02:00] ---**
You are now directed to
return to Planet Keron with us.
**[02:03] ---**
You have 24 hours to comply.
**[02:06] ---**
Th-That's too soon.
**[02:08] ---**
I repeat.
**[02:09] ---**
Your continued presence on Planet Pekopon
is considered a high risk.
**[02:14] ---**
You are now directed to
return to Planet Keron with us.
**[02:17] ---**
You have 24 hours to comply.
**[02:19] ---**
O-Only one day?
**[02:21] ---**
So, we will pick you all up
at this time tomorrow.
**[02:25] ---**
Is that clear, Sergeant Keroro?!
**[02:31] ---**
Wait! Mr. Commander, sir!
**[02:33] ---**
Huh? Huh? What the...
**[02:37] ---**
Oh, it was just a dream!
**[02:48] ---**
Ow ow...
**[02:50] ---**
It was no dream.
**[02:54] ---**
What if you had just one day left
to spend with someone?
**[02:57] ---**
What would you do?
**[03:03] ---**
The Keroro Platoon Retreats!
Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!
**[03:09] ---**
All we have left now is 24 hours.
**[03:13] ---**
Oh no! We haven't made any progress
in the invasion of Pekopon.
**[03:18] ---**
If I go back to Keron
in this miserable state...
**[03:26] ---**
Invasion. Invasion. We've got
to invade Pekopon in one day.
**[03:29] ---**
First we've got to... Let me see, um...
**[03:32] ---**
I can't think of anything!
**[03:34] ---**
Hmph. He must've had another bad dream.
**[03:37] ---**
No... that's what I thought,
so I contacted HQ.
**[03:41] ---**
You mean it's true?!
**[03:43] ---**
I will have to go...
there is something I need to do...
**[03:48] ---**
Huh?
**[03:49] ---**
Oh. I just remembered.
**[03:50] ---**
There's an instruction
manual for this situation.
**[03:55] ---**
Nothing beats reading
an instruction manual!
**[03:58] ---**
Hey, it's not here.
**[03:59] ---**
The Pekopon conquest manual was
entrusted only to the platoon leader,
**[03:59] ---**
It's not here! Not here! Not here!
Where? Where is it?
**[04:02] ---**
and has everything you need to know
about invading Pekopon.
**[04:05] ---**
Oh. I just remembered, sir.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Manual 12th Edition
**[04:10] ---**
It was so thick and heavy,
I didn't want to read it.
**[04:12] ---**
I used it as a weight
for the pickle jars.
**[04:15] ---**
I want you to reveal your
true power of knowledge!
**[04:19] ---**
*Pekopon Invasion Manual,* huh?
**[04:23] ---**
If you have the time to read
such a dangerous book,
**[04:25] ---**
why don't you do the laundry?
***SIGN*** Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
**[04:27] ---**
But I don't have time for all that.
**[04:30] ---**
Don't mess with me.
It's your turn today.
**[04:33] ---**
Please, ma'am.
I need that, Lady Natsumi!
**[04:36] ---**
No way.
**[04:37] ---**
What's the matter?
**[04:38] ---**
The stupid frog was holding a
suspicious book, so I confiscated it.
**[04:42] ---**
I have to finish reading it today,
or everything will be ruined!
**[04:48] ---**
Sis, please return it.
**[04:52] ---**
Please, ma'am...
**[04:54] ---**
Fine, but make sure you do all
your chores, or you know what you'll get.
**[04:58] ---**
Much obliged, ma'am!
**[05:01] ---**
*Pekopon Invasion Manual,* Chapter 1,
Conduct of the Platoon Leader...
**[05:05] ---**
First, brush your teeth after every meal.
**[05:09] ---**
Second, wash your clothes on a daily basis.
**[05:13] ---**
Third... Get back home before dinner.
**[05:17] ---**
I keep telling Lady Natsumi to put
the colored laundry in a separate basket!
**[05:21] ---**
How dare she...?!
**[05:23] ---**
Well... I have no time to waste, ma'am.
**[05:27] ---**
Normally, I carefully measure
the amount of detergent...
**[05:30] ---**
...but not this time!
**[05:32] ---**
And who cares how much
fabric softener gets wasted?
**[05:38] ---**
Although I shouldn't care,
it's better to get rid of the wrinkles now,
**[05:41] ---**
or it'll be a pain to
iron the clothes later.
**[05:46] ---**
Now I've lost my place in the book!
**[05:50] ---**
I'm going out shopping.
**[05:51] ---**
Make sure you clean the house
after you're done with the laundry, okay?
**[05:53] ---**
What? But I...
**[05:55] ---**
I did it the day before yesterday,
and yesterday was Fuyuki's turn.
**[05:58] ---**
So you do it today.
**[05:59] ---**
Do it thoroughly, got it?
**[06:01] ---**
No, wait!
**[06:02] ---**
I can't afford to be doing chores all day!
**[06:06] ---**
How can I finish my reading
if I keep doing this?!
**[06:10] ---**
Don't see why I need to do
a thorough job, anyway, sir.
**[06:19] ---**
Hmm?
***SIGN*** Training in Progress
**[06:26] ---**
Is Tama-chan training again?
**[06:28] ---**
It seems so...
**[06:30] ---**
We shouldn't disturb him.
Let's just let him be.
**[06:35] ---**
There are so many snacks
I have not tried yet!
**[06:39] ---**
This may be my final chance!
**[06:44] ---**
It just is not the same
if you are eating all by yourself...
**[06:52] ---**
Leaders should be early
to bed and early to rise.
***SIGN*** Platoon Leader Drills
**[06:54] ---**
Leaders should always
finish their homework.
**[06:57] ---**
I see...
**[06:58] ---**
So that's why I wasn't able to accomplish
any of these fundamental tasks. I see.
**[07:02] ---**
Sarge? You can stop cleaning my room now.
**[07:06] ---**
Go ahead and focus on your reading.
I'll smooth it over with Sis.
**[07:13] ---**
Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
**[07:17] ---**
Sarge...
***SIGN*** Thwap
**[07:24] ---**
That's my precious manual!
**[07:33] ---**
Sarge! Whoa!
**[07:34] ---**
Stop it, Sucker! No, don't!
**[07:37] ---**
Sarge!
**[07:38] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[07:40] ---**
Sarge!
**[07:48] ---**
It's all crumpled up. I can't read it, sir...
**[07:53] ---**
It's already evening.
**[07:55] ---**
At this rate,
**[07:56] ---**
I'll have to leave Pekopon
before I've accomplished anything.
**[08:00] ---**
Uncle...
**[08:01] ---**
That Lady Natsumi...
She's so inconsiderate.
**[08:05] ---**
She'll be really sorry for the way
she treated me today, sir!
**[08:10] ---**
I don't think so.
**[08:11] ---**
Huh?
**[08:12] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[08:13] ---**
All traces of our existence here will be erased.
**[08:16] ---**
Huh?
**[08:18] ---**
Not just all physical evidence,
**[08:19] ---**
but all the Pekoponians
who have made contact with us
**[08:22] ---**
will lose their memories.
**[08:25] ---**
That's how it always is.
**[08:27] ---**
That's right...
**[08:29] ---**
All the memories we've shared with them...
they won't remember anything.
**[08:33] ---**
Sarge, time for dinner.
**[08:35] ---**
Oh...
**[08:36] ---**
Let's eat while it's hot.
**[08:39] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[08:45] ---**
It's Lady Natsumi's beef stew!
**[08:48] ---**
Hey. I'm glad I got off early
from work today.
**[08:50] ---**
What's the occasion?
**[08:51] ---**
It's just that there was
a big sale on meat today.
**[08:54] ---**
Actually, it's a reward for all the
hard work the sergeant did today.
**[08:58] ---**
Gero?
**[08:59] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki!
**[09:00] ---**
Oops, sorry.
**[09:02] ---**
The laundry today was
especially fluffy and fragrant today.
**[09:06] ---**
Um, I didn't mean to do that, though...
**[09:08] ---**
And the living room was
noticeably cleaner than usual.
**[09:11] ---**
Um, I didn't mean to do that either.
**[09:13] ---**
That's commendable, Kero-chan.
**[09:16] ---**
You'll get a 20% increase
in your allowance this month.
**[09:18] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[09:19] ---**
Isn't that great, Sarge?
**[09:19] ---**
Let's eat.
**[09:21] ---**
Let's go straight to the toy store
when you get your allowance, okay?
**[09:24] ---**
I can't wait! I'm looking forward
to my next allowance day!
**[09:29] ---**
The next... The next...
***SIGN*** Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
**[09:32] ---**
What's the matter, stupid frog?
**[09:34] ---**
If you don't like it, you don't have to eat.
**[09:37] ---**
Oh no, it's nothing!
Your beef stew is the best, ma'am.
**[09:41] ---**
I wish we had it every day.
**[09:44] ---**
Sarge, that's too much.
**[09:47] ---**
Maybe, maybe not.
**[09:54] ---**
Giroro.
**[09:55] ---**
Why don't you come in and join us
for dinner once in a while?
**[09:58] ---**
I'd rather eat over here.
**[10:00] ---**
As stubborn as a mule.
**[10:02] ---**
Huh?
**[10:05] ---**
The season for campfires is over, you know?
**[10:09] ---**
Natsumi...
**[10:10] ---**
Hm?
**[10:11] ---**
I...
**[10:13] ---**
No... nothing.
**[10:14] ---**
Aw, c'mon. What's up?
**[10:17] ---**
You won't remember, anyway.
**[10:19] ---**
What do you mean?
**[10:22] ---**
This one's cooked about right.
**[10:25] ---**
Thanks, Giroro.
**[10:29] ---**
Sure.
**[10:31] ---**
Oooh. Delicious!
**[10:36] ---**
A platoon leader washes the backs
of the plates thoroughly, too.
**[10:39] ---**
Really, they're sparkling clean.
**[10:41] ---**
I'm embarrassed to put you in
a position to help me, Lady Mom.
**[10:44] ---**
It's fine. Don't you think
it's more fun to do it together?
**[10:47] ---**
Yeah... that's so true.
**[11:02] ---**
In the end... we failed in our invasion.
**[11:05] ---**
And yet...
**[11:07] ---**
I think... it's all for the best, indeed.
**[11:25] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
I have to take this with me, sir.
**[11:40] ---**
Natsumi...
**[11:42] ---**
Take care.
**[11:48] ---**
Momocchi... it's time for goodbye.
**[11:51] ---**
Wait right there!
**[11:54] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[11:58] ---**
Even when I'm not around,
I'm sure you'll do just fine.
**[12:02] ---**
Don't be afraid. Just tell Fukki
exactly how you feel.
***SIGN*** Inbox [Contents] I'm smarter than you
**[12:08] ---**
I'm smarter than you.
**[12:14] ---**
Guys... We'll be departing soon.
**[12:17] ---**
I've been wondering...
why is she going with us, anyway?
**[12:21] ---**
Wherever Uncle goes, I'm willing to go.
**[12:25] ---**
Or, like, futures entwined?
**[12:28] ---**
Why does it feel that we're
forgetting somebody right now?
**[12:32] ---**
I am right over here.
**[12:34] ---**
Oh. Dororo. I'm glad you made it.
**[12:37] ---**
Do we really have no choice
but to leave Planet Pekopon?
**[12:42] ---**
I guess that must be our ride back home.
**[12:45] ---**
Dororo!
**[12:47] ---**
Huh? Koyuki-dono. Why...?
**[12:49] ---**
I'm glad you didn't get left behind.
**[12:52] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[12:53] ---**
You know, I've a lot of fun
being with you, Dororo.
**[12:58] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[13:00] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[13:02] ---**
Dororo! I'll never forget you!
**[13:07] ---**
Leader. There's still one last thing
you need to do.
**[13:10] ---**
Huh?
**[13:11] ---**
Press this switch, and any memory of us
in the minds of any Pekoponians,
**[13:14] ---**
and any trace that we were
ever here, will be erased.
**[13:18] ---**
Just give me the order,
and I'll press the switch.
**[13:20] ---**
Huh?! My order?
**[13:22] ---**
Keroro.
**[13:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant.
**[13:24] ---**
My honorable leader.
**[13:33] ---**
Memory...
**[13:34] ---**
...erase!
**[13:35] ---**
Memory, erase.
**[13:37] ---**
Click.
**[13:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki... this is really goodbye, sir.
**[14:24] ---**
Our secret base is totally gone...
**[14:32] ---**
I told you everything would be erased.
***SIGN*** Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi
Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki
Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
***SIGN*** Natsumi Fuyuki Natsumi
Fuyuki Natsumi Fuyuki
Natsumi Fuyuki
**[14:47] ---**
Once their memories of us are erased,
**[14:50] ---**
we'll have nothing else to do here.
**[14:53] ---**
Sarge!
**[14:54] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog.
**[14:58] ---**
I can't, sir!
**[14:59] ---**
Sarge!
**[15:01] ---**
Saying goodbye...
**[15:05] ---**
I want... I want to stay with them, sir!
**[15:08] ---**
I don't want to leave, sir!
**[15:11] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[15:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[15:20] ---**
I'll never forget, sir.
**[15:23] ---**
What is it?
**[15:24] ---**
It's goodbye, sir.
**[15:26] ---**
Goodbye!
***SIGN*** Several days later...
***SIGN*** April
Natsumi Fuyuki Natsumi
Fuyuki Natsumi Fuyuki
Natsumi Fuyuki
**[15:47] ---**
What's this?
**[15:48] ---**
No one's assigned to do the chores today?
**[15:51] ---**
Fuyuki, you have make-up classes today, right?
**[15:53] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[15:54] ---**
I guess I'll have to beg off on
helping the team again.
**[16:01] ---**
Every day seems
the same as the day before.
**[16:03] ---**
And yet... something feels different.
**[16:07] ---**
There's Hinata-kun... I wish I could
find a way to talk to him...
**[16:14] ---**
Almost golden brown...
**[16:16] ---**
Perfectly roasting in the fire...
**[16:18] ---**
Oh, no! Why am I
dreaming of sweet potatoes?
**[16:23] ---**
But... I think it was something
more than potatoes...
**[16:26] ---**
"According to research, the majority
of people who've made contact with aliens
**[16:31] ---**
exhibit signs of memory manipulation.
**[16:35] ---**
Perhaps Earthlings are not yet allowed
**[16:36] ---**
to have contact with alien civilizations."
**[16:44] ---**
Is that true?
**[17:04] ---**
Hey! What's all the racket, Fuyuki?
**[17:14] ---**
I never knew we had a basement.
**[17:16] ---**
You shouldn't open that door.
**[17:19] ---**
Why, a ghost might appear?
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[17:21] ---**
W-What're you talking about?
Of course not!
**[17:24] ---**
C'mon. It's time to go to sleep.
**[17:27] ---**
Wait!
**[17:28] ---**
There's something
I just have to check out here.
**[17:30] ---**
Hey, don't say you saw something. I mean it.
**[17:50] ---**
Why am I... so sad?
**[17:53] ---**
I feel like... I had a precious friend
I shouldn't have forgotten.
**[18:13] ---**
I can't remember the last time
I built a plastic model.
**[18:19] ---**
What is it?
**[18:21] ---**
Are you hungry?
**[18:23] ---**
What's your problem?
**[18:26] ---**
What a strange cat.
**[18:28] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[18:29] ---**
Great. You managed to find
the model kit I had left behind.
**[18:33] ---**
But, Keroro, you totally misled us.
**[18:37] ---**
Well, but Mr. Commander did say
our continued presence here was a high risk!
**[18:42] ---**
How was I supposed to know?
**[18:44] ---**
He was only referring to
our annual physical checkup.
**[18:47] ---**
And it turns out I have
to cut back on my sweets...
**[18:51] ---**
Or, like, wellness foremost?
**[18:53] ---**
I guess we'll have to
start our invasion from scratch...
**[18:56] ---**
They don't remember
anything about us, after all.
**[18:59] ---**
Leader, let's go find another location
for our secret base.
**[19:04] ---**
Look!
***SIGN*** Legs
**[19:07] ---**
Legs?
**[19:08] ---**
That's stupid. The Zeong shouldn't have legs!
**[19:11] ---**
Legs are just for show! How come
Master Fuyuki never understands that?
**[19:16] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[19:17] ---**
Stop it! That's wrong!
**[19:19] ---**
Stop that right now!
**[19:21] ---**
Huh?
**[19:23] ---**
Gero?
**[19:32] ---**
Sarge...
**[19:37] ---**
Sarge! Where've you been all this time?
**[19:39] ---**
What the?!
**[19:41] ---**
L-Let me introduce myself. I am Sergeant Keroro.
**[19:47] ---**
I know that.
**[19:49] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Master Fuyuki!
**[19:52] ---**
How can that be?!
**[19:54] ---**
His memories were
supposed to be erased, right?
**[19:56] ---**
Based on my readings, his mind
doesn't remember any contact with us.
**[20:00] ---**
Then why?
**[20:01] ---**
I guess memories of the heart
are impossible to erase.
**[20:04] ---**
Or, like, wordless discourse?
**[20:07] ---**
I want to see Momocchi now.
**[20:10] ---**
I guess we'll have to start here again.
**[20:13] ---**
If that's the case...
**[20:15] ---**
What's that?
**[20:16] ---**
Isn't this what backups are for?
**[20:21] ---**
Backup, restore.
**[20:28] ---**
I'm home.
**[20:29] ---**
Um... I just dropped by
to see if Tama-chan was here...
**[20:33] ---**
Yay! It's Momocchi!
**[20:36] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[20:38] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[20:39] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[20:40] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[20:41] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[20:44] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[20:46] ---**
You skipped your chores for a week.
Where have you been?
**[20:50] ---**
All is well that ends well.
**[20:50] ---**
It's a long story!
**[20:52] ---**
Dororo!
**[20:54] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[20:58] ---**
Welcome back, Dororo.
**[21:00] ---**
I am glad to be back.
***SIGN*** You have mail
***SIGN*** Saburo
Don't you think I'm
just a tad smarter?
**[21:04] ---**
Don't you think I'm just a tad smarter?
**[21:11] ---**
What the... Giroro?
**[21:13] ---**
Why the heck is everybody here?
**[21:16] ---**
Installation complete!
**[21:18] ---**
Hmph. We'll all be court-martialed.
**[21:21] ---**
Listen up, guys.
**[21:22] ---**
Our mission to invade Pekopon... starts anew!
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Yeah!
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And so, the brand new operations
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of the Keroro Platoon are about to start.
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Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
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Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
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Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
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Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
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Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
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Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
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On a big, round UFO,
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Manmaru dekkai UFO no
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There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
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Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
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Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
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Sokokara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu)
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Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
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Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu…!)
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But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
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Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
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Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
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Yabei yo UFO kowareta yo
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Or, like, own stupid fault?
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"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
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Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
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Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
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But it's okay to skip twice a week.
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Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
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You stupid frog!
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"Boke gaeru!"
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Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
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Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
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Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
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Omowazu houzuri pikkapika
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There's always extra room
for more french fries.
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Furaido potato wa betsu bara desu
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But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
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Nyororo dake wa mou kanben…(Dame desuka)
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Go get sucked dry again!
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Mou ichido suwarete koi!!
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The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
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Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
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I doubt it.
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"Sore wa doussu kane"
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There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
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Keroro Gunso kansei de arimasu!!!
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Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
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Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
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It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
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Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!