Season 1 (1-51)

E1 - I Am Sergeant Keroro! Sergeant Keroro Rising

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SIGN    2004 A.D.
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    2004 A.D.
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    The Planet Earth is suddenly
    attacked by a mysterious alien force.
[00:14] ---
    Swarms of UFOs darken the skies.
[00:19] ---
    The invaders are cold and ruthless,
    unmatched in cruelty.
[00:22] ---
    People try desperately to escape.
[00:27] ---
    The difference in technological
     power is overwhelming.
[00:30] ---
    Police and self-defense forces
     are helpless and are routed instantly.
[00:33] ---
    And...
[00:35] ---
    New rulers will reign over Earth...
[00:39] ---
    Or so they were supposed to.
[00:42] ---
    Were supposed to! Were supposed to!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:46] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:46] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:59] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:59] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[02:03] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[02:03] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[02:06] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[02:06] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[02:10] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[02:10] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[02:17] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[02:20] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[02:22] ---
    Now I shall show you my power!
[02:26] ---
    I am the one they fear throughout space...
[02:36] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[02:41] ---
    I Am Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
[02:47] ---
    The ultimate weapon in Pekopon!
[02:49] ---
    A low-energy,
     eco-safe vacuum cleaner.
[02:51] ---
    With my trusty Sucker in hand, there is
    nothing in this universe that I can't handle!
SIGN    Trash
SIGN    Trash
SIGN    The Strongest Cleaning Frog in the Universe
[02:57] ---
    The Legend of the Strongest
    Cleaning Frog in the Universe!
SIGN    THE LEGEND
[03:09] ---
    Oh, Lady Natsumi! Welcome home.
[03:11] ---
    The switch! Turn off the switch!
[03:13] ---
    Huh? The switch? But...
[03:16] ---
    Hurry it up, you stupid frog!
[03:18] ---
    Wha?! How can you call me
     a "stupid frog"?!
[03:21] ---
    Forget it! I'll turn off the switch!
SIGN    The switch...
SIGN    ...is here!!
[03:24] ---
    Darn it!
[03:25] ---
    I'm not done cleaning yet!
[03:28] ---
    Geroro!
[03:29] ---
    I never imagined that Sucker
    would have such fighting power!
[03:37] ---
    Oh no! The Sergeant's in danger!
[03:40] ---
    Let me explain.
[03:41] ---
    This is Hinata Fuyuki.
[03:42] ---
    He intends to use the teleportation
     function of the Kero Ball,
[03:44] ---
    I'm home!
[03:45] ---
    which was entrusted to him by
    Sergeant Keroro, in order to save him!
[03:47] ---
    Got it!
[03:48] ---
    Teleportation!
SIGN    Sorry...
SIGN    Finished
[03:59] ---
    Finished.
[04:00] ---
    Sorry, I did it wrong again.
[04:02] ---
    This one's teleportation,
    and this one's the electric shock, and...
SIGN     Finished
[04:06] ---
    no, that's wrong.
[04:08] ---
    Aw, gee...
[04:09] ---
    Master Fuyuki, please be careful.
[04:13] ---
    That Kero Ball is capable of
    blowing up all of Pekopon.
[04:19] ---
    Oh...
[04:20] ---
    Now that you understand,
     give it back to me.
[04:24] ---
    I can't allow you to keep
    something so dangerous!
[04:28] ---
    We'll continue to hang on to it.
[04:30] ---
    Changing the subject, you haven't
    finished cleaning the bathroom yet!
[04:34] ---
    Slacking off will mean no dinner.
[04:36] ---
    Gero!
[04:37] ---
    What's for dinner?
[04:40] ---
    Beef stew.
[04:41] ---
    Yes! Your beef stew is the best!
[04:45] ---
    I will make that bathroom
    sparkle, sir!
[05:00] ---
    I wonder how Kero-chan is doing?
[05:02] ---
    I'm home!
[05:04] ---
    Hi, Mom! I thought you
     were staying over?
[05:07] ---
    Mr. Yoshizaki completed his
    manuscript early. Where's Kero-chan?
[05:11] ---
    Cleaning the bathroom.
[05:12] ---
    Oh, beef stew!
[05:15] ---
    The meat was on sale.
[05:18] ---
    Natsumi, I really appreciate you!
[05:20] ---
    O-Oh, Mom!
SIGN    What?
[05:21] ---
    What? M-My own room?! Really?
SIGN    Profoundly Touched
[05:26] ---
    No way! No way! I'm totally opposed to it!
SIGN    Totally Opposed!
[05:28] ---
    Come on, we're family. It's only natural.
[05:31] ---
    Family? Excuse me,
    but he's technically an invader.
[05:35] ---
    Besides, we have a spare room.
[05:38] ---
    We had a spare room?
[05:40] ---
    My very own private room!
SIGN    Private
[05:43] ---
    A private room! A symbol of military status!
[05:46] ---
    A private room! It will
    triple my capabilities!
[05:50] ---
    It will be my base to gather data
    and serve as a foothold for the invasion!
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Invasion
[05:55] ---
    Yes, a frontline base!
SIGN    A Frontline Base
[05:58] ---
    Lady Natsumi, when my room is finished,
[06:02] ---
    I will send you a special invitation...
[06:06] ---
    ...to bring my meals.
[06:08] ---
    I can't fight Mom's decision.
[06:11] ---
    But if you bring in anything
     weird, I'll let you have it.
[06:14] ---
    What? Jealous?
[06:21] ---
    Over this way.
[06:22] ---
    It's not like I was keeping it secret.
[06:25] ---
    See? It's right here.
[06:26] ---
    A room... in here?
[06:28] ---
    I wasn't hiding it.
[06:30] ---
    This is obviously a secret room.
[06:33] ---
    I can't hold down my excitement!
[06:37] ---
    Keroro!
[06:38] ---
    It is a wonderful room, sir!
[06:40] ---
    Isn't it? You can renovate it
    however you like.
[06:43] ---
    As wet and mushy as you want!
[06:45] ---
    One rarely gets to see
    an alien's private room!
[06:50] ---
    Please show us your daily lifestyle
    with all its little secrets.
[06:54] ---
    So that's her purpose?
[06:57] ---
    Their mother, Hinata Aki,
    is an editor of children's manga.
[06:59] ---
    Her curiosity about an alien's lifestyle can
    be attributed to her line of work... I think.
[07:06] ---
    What do I think of the humidity,
    you ask?
[07:10] ---
    It makes my skin so smooth!
SIGN    Damp Damp
[07:12] ---
    But I sense a weird aura.
[07:15] ---
    It's just your imagination.
SIGN    Ugh!
[07:18] ---
    Suddenly my shoulders feel so heavy...
[07:21] ---
    What is this? Why?
[07:23] ---
    Okay, this is Kero-chan's room.
    Let's leave him.
[07:25] ---
    Yeah.
[07:28] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[07:29] ---
    What is it?
[07:30] ---
    I would like to borrow the Kero Ball.
[07:33] ---
    Huh?
[07:34] ---
    My personal things are stored in it.
[07:38] ---
    All right, but don't tell Sis.
[07:42] ---
    And don't misuse it.
[07:43] ---
    I am grateful to you.
[07:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[07:48] ---
    Such an unexpected yield!
[07:51] ---
    The enemy has unwittingly
    given me a strategic base,
[07:54] ---
    and meekly handed over
     the Kero Ball!
[07:56] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
    As long as I have this...
[08:01] ---
    No, I must not misuse this!
    I promised Master Fuyuki!
[08:08] ---
    Gero?
[08:15] ---
    Long ago...
[08:16] ---
    ...this property had a cell
    which held criminals.
[08:21] ---
    And a young girl who was innocent
    was imprisoned in there.
[08:25] ---
    As the story goes, the girl's
    angry spirit still lives downstairs.
[08:30] ---
    But don't worry.
[08:32] ---
    Of course, we're worried!
[08:33] ---
    Well, without a catch like that,
[08:35] ---
    there's no way we could've
     bought a house in the heart of the city.
[08:38] ---
    And besides, Earthly grudges
    and curses don't affect aliens.
[08:43] ---
    Why, that room's probably nice
    and wet and mushy around now.
[08:48] ---
    Maybe that weird aura I sensed earlier...
SIGN    Apprehension
[08:52] ---
    ...is from an angry spirit?
[08:53] ---
    Sergeant!
[08:55] ---
    Hey, what's going on?
[08:57] ---
    That room is dangerous!
[09:01] ---
    It's dangerous! Come on out,
    Sarge! Hey! Sarge!
[09:06] ---
    No good. It won't open!
[09:08] ---
    I wonder if he's locked in.
[09:09] ---
    Let's pull all together!
[09:11] ---
    Right!
[09:12] ---
    Ready, set...
[09:25] ---
    Oh, everyone... what brings you here?
[09:31] ---
    L-Look at this room!
[09:33] ---
    It's amazing!
[09:35] ---
    It's not wet and mushy.
[09:38] ---
    How did you get all these things?
SIGN    Disappointed...
[09:40] ---
    Oh, it's easy to build
     with the Kero Ball, sir!
[09:43] ---
    Kero Ball?!
[09:44] ---
    Gero!
[09:45] ---
    I'll return it right away.
[09:47] ---
    Fuyuki!
[09:49] ---
    It's okay, isn't it?
[09:50] ---
    He didn't do anything bad with it.
[09:50] ---
    Rub, rub, rub.
SIGN    Seethe Seethe
[09:53] ---
    How come your room is nicer than mine?!
[09:56] ---
    Oh, this kind of room is
    the norm on Planet Keron.
[09:59] ---
    What's the matter, Lady Na-tsu-mi?
SIGN    Seethe Seethe
[10:05] ---
    I am not jealous.
[10:08] ---
    Actually, Natsumi is very jealous.
[10:11] ---
    Don't tell them that!
SIGN    Happy Life
[10:13] ---
    For a city dweller to live in comfort,
    the Internet and e-mail are a must!
[10:20] ---
    And for listening to CDs,
     not just a Walkman.
[10:23] ---
    Ideally, a CD-DVD recorder-player.
[10:25] ---
    The songs must be by that rapper,
     DANCE☆MAN!
SIGN    Creepy Life
[10:29] ---
    It sure is nice. It sure is nice.
SIGN    Creepy
[10:34] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
[10:37] ---
    As long as you're here, stay awhile!
[10:42] ---
    First an alien, now a ghost.
[10:44] ---
    Awesome!
SIGN    Viva! Occult!
[10:48] ---
    This is an average day in the Hinata family.
[10:51] ---
    The first encounter between
    Sergeant Keroro and the Hinata family
[10:53] ---
    occurred several weeks earlier.
[10:55] ---
    Details follow in the second part.
    Don't touch that channel!
[11:08] ---
    Keroro Rising, Sir!
[11:14] ---
    It was several weeks ago.
SIGN    Several Weeks Ago
[11:17] ---
    The Planet Earth was suddenly
    attacked by a mysterious alien force.
[11:22] ---
    Swarms of UFOs darkened the skies.
[11:25] ---
    The invaders were cold and ruthless,
     unmatched in cruelty.
[11:28] ---
    People tried desperately to escape.
[11:29] ---
    The difference in technological
    power was overwhelming.
[11:30] ---
    The police and self-defense forces
    were helpless and were routed instantly...
[11:38] ---
    Sis!
[11:40] ---
    Never mind me, Fuyuki. Get away!
[11:43] ---
    I can't...
[11:47] ---
    N-No!
[11:50] ---
    Die! Sir!
[11:54] ---
    Sis!
[11:59] ---
    No! Natsumi has dissolved!
[12:01] ---
    She's like the Lugo men or BOA Juice...
[12:07] ---
    Sis! You were just...
[12:09] ---
    Quit having such silly dreams,
     and wake up!
[12:12] ---
    Huh? Dreams?
[12:14] ---
    Sis! The Earth is being targeted by aliens!
[12:18] ---
    My dreams may be messages
    being sent by the aliens!
[12:22] ---
    We can't ignore them! That's why...
[12:24] ---
    Five more minutes...
[12:26] ---
    Wha!
SIGN    This sleepyhead...
[12:28] ---
    I guess I have no choice
    but use my last resort.
[12:31] ---
    Oh no!
[12:33] ---
    There's an alien over there!
[12:35] ---
    Really?! Where? Where?
    Where?! Where? Where? Where?
[12:38] ---
    Just kidding.
[12:40] ---
    Now hurry and get ready.
    Breakfast is ready.
[13:11] ---
    This isn't real, is it?
[13:16] ---
    H-How...
[13:19] ---
    How did you find out?
[13:24] ---
    I-It can talk!
[13:26] ---
    I have no choice...
[13:29] ---
    Watch out, Sis!
[13:30] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Alien, captured
[13:34] ---
    Alien, captured.
[13:36] ---
    What is this thing?
[13:37] ---
    A space alien!
[13:39] ---
    But it spoke Japanese.
    Hey, are you really an alien?
[13:43] ---
    Gulp! How ridiculous!
[13:46] ---
    I'm just a slightly overdeveloped,
    impish frog, sir!
[13:51] ---
    Invade Pekopon?
    It never crossed my mind!
[13:55] ---
    I think it really is a space alien.
[13:57] ---
    Let's leave him like that
    until we return from school.
[14:01] ---
    O-Okay.
[14:03] ---
    By the way, what time is it?
[14:04] ---
    What?
[14:05] ---
    We're not...
SIGN    Late
[14:06] ---
    Late.
[14:08] ---
    Oh no!
[14:08] ---
    Wait, Sis!
[14:10] ---
    I can't!
[14:10] ---
    C'mon!
[14:12] ---
    'Bye!
[14:14] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[14:16] ---
    You underestimate me.
[14:27] ---
    Gero...
[14:30] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[14:38] ---
    Darn those Pekoponians!
    Giving me so much trouble!
[14:43] ---
    I will make you pay, sir!
[14:55] ---
    I wonder if this is a
    secret space invader weapon?
[15:01] ---
    W-What?!
[15:07] ---
    Amazing!
[15:09] ---
    What's this button for?
[15:10] ---
    Wow! I'm floating!
[15:14] ---
    And this one?
[15:24] ---
    Boy, that was a shock...
[15:31] ---
    I have to get home quickly.
[15:34] ---
    Bye!
[15:35] ---
    Say, Natsumi... Won't you
    join the basketball team?
[15:37] ---
    Sorry, Satsuki.
    I don't have time for sports.
[15:40] ---
    You're so athletic, Natsumi. I can
    understand why Satsuki wants you.
[15:44] ---
    Not you too, Yayoi.
[15:45] ---
    If you joined, others would too.
[15:48] ---
    I have lots of chores at home. I'm sorry.
[15:52] ---
    Then... that means you
    have no time for love, either.
[15:55] ---
    Love? Like there's anyone around.
[15:59] ---
    Now you don't want to fall in love!
[16:01] ---
    Why're you crying?
[16:03] ---
    Anyway, I'm in a rush.
[16:04] ---
    All right. Bye!
[16:10] ---
    I wonder if he's there... Huh?
[16:17] ---
    Saburo-senpai cut classes again.
[16:20] ---
    That means you have
    no time for love, either.
[16:29] ---
    Natsumi really likes
    Saburo-senpai!
[16:32] ---
    Don't advertise it!
[16:46] ---
    What's this?
[16:50] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[16:51] ---
    Foolish Pekoponian!
     I want my Kero Ball back!
[16:55] ---
    Kero Ball?
[16:56] ---
    Don't act dumb!
[16:59] ---
    It will not be in your
    best interest to hide it.
[17:01] ---
    W-What're you going to do?!
[17:03] ---
    What else? I will interrogate you.
[17:08] ---
    This Space Leech will crawl all over your body,
     and you will know the pleasures of hell.
SIGN    Space Leech (male)
[17:13] ---
    Stop!
[17:16] ---
    It's useless to resist!
[17:23] ---
    Oh... sorry.
[17:25] ---
    I wanted to use a teleport on Sis...
[17:29] ---
    Good job, Fuyuki.
[17:30] ---
    Hey, Sis, this thing is amazing!
    It does so many things!
[17:34] ---
    Never mind that. Just get me down.
[17:36] ---
    Oh, wait a sec.
[17:38] ---
    This is it, right?
[17:41] ---
    Be careful!
[17:42] ---
    Sorry!
[17:48] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[17:49] ---
    Now that I have the Kero Ball,
    taking your lives will be easy!
[17:55] ---
    Try anything silly, and I'll
    make you sorry, you stupid frog!
[17:58] ---
    I am not a stupid frog!
[18:00] ---
    I am the leader of the Special Advance
    Team of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[18:04] ---
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
[18:08] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[18:10] ---
    Sergeant Keroro?
[18:13] ---
    I, along with four subordinates,
[18:16] ---
    have been making advance preparations
    for the invasion of Pekopon.
[18:19] ---
    Once all our forces are in position,
[18:21] ---
    the subjugation of Pekopon
     is inevitable, sir!
[18:28] ---
    It's Mom!
[18:29] ---
    Run, Sergeant! Mom hates animals!
[18:32] ---
    I don't care who this Mom is.
[18:34] ---
    A soldier never runs!
[18:36] ---
    Ha! When Mom sees you,
    she'll turn you into frog stew!
[18:39] ---
    Hey, that's...
[18:39] ---
    Frog stew?
[18:41] ---
    Oh, but when our parakeet went missing,
[18:44] ---
    she served us questionable
     "fried chicken" the following day.
[18:48] ---
    She'll run right over you.
[18:50] ---
    "Run right over" me?
[18:52] ---
    She wouldn't do that!
[18:53] ---
    But... she may dissect you.
[18:55] ---
    "Dissect"?
[18:58] ---
    I am a soldier!
[18:59] ---
    Whatever this Mom is, I will not fear it!
[19:03] ---
    Well, I'm invincible anyway
    as long as I have this.
[19:05] ---
    Oh, that's right... this is bad!
[19:08] ---
    Mom!
[19:09] ---
    The instant the door opens,
     I will fire my Dorodoro Beam!
[19:13] ---
    You can't!
[19:14] ---
    Mom, don't come in!
[19:16] ---
    Don't come, Mom!
[19:18] ---
    You'll die!
[19:19] ---
    Mom, don't come in!
[19:21] ---
    Don't tell me they brought home
    another critter!
[19:25] ---
    Hey! You kids!
[19:28] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Impact
[19:29] ---
    Impact!
[19:30] ---
    Die!
SIGN    Action
[19:31] ---
    Action!
[19:33] ---
    Dorodoro Beam!
SIGN    Related Goods
[19:34] ---
    Related goods!
SIGN    FZZT
[19:37] ---
    Malfunction?
[19:38] ---
    Uh oh...
SIGN    EEP
[19:41] ---
    Sorry, Mom! I'll get rid of him
     right away.
SIGN    Tremble Tremble Tremble
[19:44] ---
    Just let him live!
SIGN    elbmerT elbmerT
[19:46] ---
    Don't dissect him!
     Don't run him over! Please!
[19:51] ---
    The Sergeant is no ordinary frog!
     He's a space alien!
[19:54] ---
    I think... I can become friends
    with the Sergeant!
SIGN    Friends
[20:00] ---
    F-Friends?
[20:02] ---
    Yes. We're friends, Sergeant.
[20:07] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[20:08] ---
    That's great! You are awesome!
[20:11] ---
    And perfect to model our
    new manga character after!
[20:15] ---
    You can stay here with us
     as long as you like!
[20:17] ---
    Th-Then you won't dissect me?
[20:19] ---
    Of course not! What a waste!
[20:22] ---
    How did it turn out like this?
[20:24] ---
    I'm so glad, Sergeant!
[20:26] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:28] ---
    Sergeant!
[20:29] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Gyurk!
[20:33] ---
    Do not forget that I am an invader!
[20:36] ---
    That's cruel, Sergeant.
     We're supposed to be friends.
SIGN    Friends
[20:44] ---
    That's that, and this is this.
[20:46] ---
    Stupid frog.
[20:48] ---
    I am going back to the mothership
     to repair my Kero Ball,
[20:52] ---
    then I will return to this land
    and light the beacon to invade!
[20:57] ---
    Oh, it's a message from the main fleet.
[20:59] ---
    Main fleet to the advance team!
[21:01] ---
    It seems one of our brethren has
    made contact with the Pekoponians
[21:04] ---
    and the situation has become
    very dangerous.
[21:06] ---
    Hence, the main fleet will leave
    Pekopon airspace for now.
[21:11] ---
    We are forced to abandon efforts
     to rescue you.
[21:14] ---
    Good luck and battle bravely!
[21:17] ---
    What does that mean?
[21:18] ---
    I think you've been left behind
    by your comrades.
[21:21] ---
    I-I'll be your friend.
[21:24] ---
    And so it was
[21:26] ---
    that Sergeant Keroro became formally
    attached to the Hinata household.
[21:30] ---
    Stupid frog, over here, too!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
     messy messy.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
     but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[23:06] ---
    It's Keroro, sir!
[23:08] ---
    It was on a bright, spring day
[23:10] ---
    that the first leg of the invasion began!
[23:14] ---
    Can I make a Gundam model?
[23:16] ---
    You're not supposed to throw away
     the leaves on sakura mochi!
[23:18] ---
    Well, forget that...
[23:20] ---
    Next time marks the debut of a mysterious girl
    named Momoka and Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[23:23] ---
    "Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    And...
[23:27] ---
    "Momoka & Tamama:
    Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories!
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E2 - Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir! / Momoka & Tamama: Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    Everyone harbors a secret.
[01:35] ---
    Here, for instance,
     is a young girl with a secret.
[01:41] ---
    See... the secret?
SIGN    Secret
[01:43] ---
    I'm going to show this to Hinata-kun,
[01:45] ---
    and today without fail,
    I'm going to get close to him.
[01:51] ---
    Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir!
[01:56] ---
     *The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[02:02] ---
    I overslept! I'll be late for school!
[02:06] ---
    Good morning, Master Fuyuki!
[02:08] ---
    Good morning, Sarge!
[02:10] ---
    This "school" thing,
    do you have to attend every day?
[02:13] ---
    Well, yeah. I hate studying, but
    I get to meet lots of my friends there.
[02:17] ---
    Friends?
SIGN    Friends? Comrades?
[02:19] ---
    Comrades? Comrades...?
[02:22] ---
    Aw, drat!
[02:24] ---
    I've been so wrapped up
    in this silly life,
[02:25] ---
    I forgot all about
    looking for my comrades!
[02:29] ---
    Excuse me!
[02:33] ---
    What's the big idea, you stupid frog?!
[02:36] ---
    My low-energy,
    eco-safe vacuum cleaner, Sucker!
[02:39] ---
    Its disposable dust bag system
    has made it so powerful!
[02:42] ---
    Sarge! Where were you going?
[02:45] ---
    You weren't planning to
     go outside, were you?
[02:48] ---
    Exactly that! To find my comrades
    scattered throughout this planet
[02:52] ---
    is my most pressing duty...
[02:53] ---
    Do you understand what your position is here?
[02:56] ---
    If you're discovered, all the people
    in town will panic!
[02:58] ---
    You may not be able to
    come home in one piece.
[03:01] ---
    Dissection... physical experiments...
[03:03] ---
    Being crushed under a car...
SIGN    Dissection
[03:05] ---
    Dissection!
SIGN    Experimentation
[03:07] ---
    Experimentation!
SIGN    An Unforeseen Accident
[03:08] ---
    An unforeseen accident...
[03:10] ---
    If you don't want that,
    stay put in this house.
SIGN    Hinata
[03:13] ---
    Oh no, look at the time!
[03:15] ---
    Sarge, watch the house, okay?
[03:18] ---
    Not even my own father hit me!
     No one's going to dissect me!
[03:22] ---
    Can't invade Earth if I'm dead.
[03:25] ---
    So it's not like I'm abandoning
    my comrades, right?
[03:28] ---
    Abandoning your comrades
    is a terrible thing to do!
[03:30] ---
    You're a failure as a commander!
[03:32] ---
    Then I'll be the new leader!
SIGN    Failure as a Commander!
[03:34] ---
    Failure as a commander!
[03:35] ---
    Oh no! I almost betrayed
    the trust of my men
[03:38] ---
    and lost my cherished position
    as platoon leader!
[03:41] ---
    Phew, that was close!
     Resuming course of action!
[03:45] ---
    Heading north-northwest
    about two kilometers!
[03:47] ---
    Using Master Fuyuki's school as a
     base camp, I will resume the search.
[03:52] ---
    Onward!
[03:56] ---
    Camouflage!
[04:04] ---
    Gero!
[04:19] ---
    What was that strange vibe?
[04:21] ---
    All right. Let's practice serving next.
[04:42] ---
    The last person I wished
     to come across was Lady Natsumi!
[04:44] ---
    Schools are frightening places!
[04:47] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Where is
    Master Fuyuki?! I want to go home!
SIGN    Occult Club
[04:55] ---
    Okay, the first meeting of
    the Occult Club is now open.
[05:00] ---
    That said... I'm the president
    and also the only member.
[05:06] ---
    That's right, Sarge is at home all alone.
[05:10] ---
    Master Fuyuki... Master Fuyuki!
[05:14] ---
    Sarge! What's he doing in school?
[05:22] ---
    Hinata-kun...
[05:26] ---
    Oh no, he's leaving. I've been
    waiting all morning for this chance!
[05:31] ---
    Well, then...
SIGN    The last resort
[05:32] ---
    The last resort!
[05:35] ---
    Ow!
SIGN    Charge
[05:38] ---
    Nishizawa-san! Are you all right?
[05:41] ---
    Ah! Two people bash into each other and
    love blooms forth! I've seen it happen!
[05:46] ---
    Yes. I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention.
[05:49] ---
    Sorry, I have to go!
[05:51] ---
    No, wait... Hinata-kun!
[05:53] ---
    W-What is it?
[05:55] ---
    The scene: after school,
    in front of an empty classroom...
[05:58] ---
    Should I just confess my love?
[06:01] ---
    Um... err... I...
[06:04] ---
    Hinata-kun, would... would...
[06:07] ---
    Would?
[06:07] ---
    Words can carry magical power, right?!
SIGN    Magic Words
[06:10] ---
    I don't think you can deny the possibility.
[06:13] ---
    I guess not. To tell you the truth,
[06:15] ---
    I've always wanted to investigate things
    like the seven wonders of the school, and...
[06:19] ---
    Stupid Momoka! I was almost there!
[06:23] ---
    Really? That's awesome!
[06:25] ---
    If you're interested in joining
    my Occult Club, you are so welcome!
[06:29] ---
    Here, this is the club insignia.
[06:32] ---
    Did you make...?
[06:34] ---
    Yeah, it's handmade.
     See, you can use it as a pin.
[06:37] ---
    Hinata-kun made it himself...
    and it matches his!
[06:41] ---
    See you tomorrow!
[06:42] ---
    Please wait!
[06:43] ---
    W-What is it?
[06:45] ---
    I cannot let this chance slip away!
[06:48] ---
    Um... I... I've always wanted to
    tell you... that I've fal... fal...
[06:55] ---
    Fal...?
[06:56] ---
    Fall... Fall...
[06:58] ---
    Fa...
[07:01] ---
    Fart...ed?
SIGN    Smelly Smelly Smelly
[07:05] ---
    No, that wasn't me!
     I've always had a strong stomach.
[07:09] ---
    Even if it's loud, it doesn't smell.
[07:11] ---
    And I prefer vegetables to meat.
[07:13] ---
    And in autumn, potatoes are the best.
[07:15] ---
    And oh, the matsutake mushrooms!
     But it's not autumn yet...
[07:19] ---
    And I don't know what
    I'm saying! Goodbye!
[07:22] ---
    Geez, Nishizawa is pretty weird.
[07:25] ---
    It's over! He hates me!
[07:27] ---
    Hinata-kun definitely thinks it was me!
[07:31] ---
    And it had to be such a smelly fart!
SIGN    Enter: a new character
[07:39] ---
    Enter: a new character!
[07:43] ---
    Oh, stretching feels so good!
[07:45] ---
    I drank colas all day,
     and I felt so gassy!
[07:49] ---
    And when it comes to smelly farts,
    I can really cut the cheese!
[07:53] ---
    After all, the average Keronian's fart
    measures 9,500 poo-hekoki,
[07:58] ---
    but mine is nearly five times greater
    at 50,000 poo-hekoki.
[08:01] ---
    So you can imagine just how potent
    mine smells. Right, Momocchi?
[08:05] ---
    Shut the hell up!
[08:09] ---
    Hinata-kun... If only I were more aggressive...
[08:15] ---
    And just what are you
    going to do to me?!
[08:18] ---
    The moment was perfect, and you
    completely ruined it! You moron!
[08:23] ---
    It's all your fault!
[08:26] ---
    Take this! Take this! Take this!
[08:28] ---
    Experimentation...
    brainwashing... dissection...
[08:30] ---
    Sarge!
[08:32] ---
    Please no! No dissection!
[08:34] ---
    Sarge, it's me!
[08:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki! My safety is more
    important than being a squad leader.
[08:39] ---
    Let's go home!
[08:43] ---
    What is it?
[08:44] ---
    This is an SOS from a comrade!
    Your leader is coming!
[08:51] ---
    Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
[08:54] ---
    Oh, it's Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:56] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[08:56] ---
    Why, you...!
    Who do you think saved you
[08:59] ---
    when a stray dog was about to
    bury you six feet under?!
[09:02] ---
    I think one's gonna hit me
    any moment now!
[09:04] ---
    You brought shame upon your life saver!
[09:08] ---
    Life... saver?
[09:10] ---
    Gero!
[09:14] ---
    Hit it!
[09:18] ---
    This is bad!
[09:19] ---
    Sarge!
[09:21] ---
    No! Stop!
[09:34] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[09:35] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama! Private!
[09:39] ---
    Mister Sergeant...?!
[09:41] ---
    You're alive, Private Tamama!
[09:42] ---
    How I've wanted to see you!
[09:44] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[09:46] ---
    Hey, Sarge, that was mean!
     Even if it was to save your friend!
[09:50] ---
    Gero!
[09:50] ---
    You misunderstand!
     She was the one in danger.
[09:55] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama
    has a certain secret...
SIGN    Snap
[10:03] ---
    Quit bothering me!
[10:14] ---
    As you can see...
[10:15] ---
    ...no one knows what'll happen
     if he loses his temper.
[10:18] ---
    Be more prudent, Private Tamama.
[10:20] ---
    You nearly returned evil
    for her good deed.
[10:23] ---
    You're right!
    I owe my life to Momocchi!
[10:26] ---
    You son of a...
[10:27] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:28] ---
    Oh, Hinata-kun!
[10:30] ---
    So you had an alien encounter, too.
[10:33] ---
    Let me introduce you.
[10:35] ---
    He is one of my platoon members,
    Private 2nd class Tamama.
[10:39] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[10:41] ---
    Wow! Tama-chan, you found a comrade!
[10:44] ---
    Thanks to your bringing me to school!
[10:51] ---
    Sir, may I stay with Momocchi?
[10:54] ---
    Well, that'll be more effective to fool
    the Pekoponians. Your request is granted.
[10:59] ---
    Yay!
[11:01] ---
    See you soon, Mr. Sergeant.
[11:03] ---
    See you later.
[11:04] ---
    Goodbye for now!
[11:09] ---
    Hinata-kun and I have matching pins.
[11:11] ---
    I hope this leads to
    getting closer to Hinata-kun...
[11:18] ---
    I said frog off, you dumb fly!
[11:25] ---
    What are you doing?! You destroyed
    my precious pin! You're dead meat!
[11:29] ---
    Ahhh! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[11:32] ---
    And thus, Fuyuki became convinced
[11:34] ---
    that pets take after their owners.
SIGN    Hinata
[11:45] ---
    That day, a special Alien Countermeasure
    Meeting was held at the Hinata house.
[11:51] ---
    Being invited to Hinata-kun's house
    is like a dream!
[11:55] ---
    The other day, I rushed to confess my love,
     and totally screwed up. But today...
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun
[12:00] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[12:01] ---
    As a starting point, I'll begin
    with calling him by his first name!
[12:06] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[12:07] ---
    Hi, Nishizawa-san!
[12:09] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, this isn't much, but...
[12:12] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... Fuyuki-kun... F-F-Fu...
[12:27] ---
    Momoka & Tamama:
    Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!
[12:33] ---
    F-F-Fu...
SIGN    30 minutes later
[12:37] ---
    Are you Fuyuki's friend?
[12:39] ---
    Who'd be this bold?! Talking about
    Hinata-kun without an honorific!
[12:42] ---
    Momocchi, are we there yet?
[12:45] ---
    Aha. You must be the Tamama
    I've heard so much about.
[12:49] ---
    You're more like a cute tadpole
    than a frog.
[12:53] ---
    Are you Hinata-kun's older sister?
[12:55] ---
    Yes, I'm Natsumi. Nice to meet you.
[12:57] ---
    I'm Nishizawa Momoka.
     I'm glad to meet you, too.
[13:01] ---
    No more formalities.
    Just come on in.
[13:05] ---
    Fuyuki! Fuyuki!
    You have a cute visitor.
[13:09] ---
    You're a pretty fast worker, aren't you?
[13:11] ---
    That's getting on my nerves.
[13:13] ---
    Just 'cause you're his sister doesn't mean
    you can call him "Fuyuki, Fuyuki" all day long!
[13:17] ---
    Stupid frog, your henchman is also here.
[13:20] ---
    She called my sergeant "stupid"!
    She's unforgivable!
[13:26] ---
    Oh, Nishizawa-san!
[13:28] ---
    Welcome! Come on in.
[13:31] ---
    Oh, Hinata-kun is wearing an apron!
[13:35] ---
    Hey, Fukki! Hello!
[13:37] ---
    Err, thank you for inviting me, F-F-Fuyu...
[13:42] ---
    Sorry to call you over.
[13:44] ---
    Let's have a thorough discussion
    about how we and aliens can coexist.
[13:49] ---
    Okay.
[13:50] ---
    The smell of Hinata-kun's house...
[13:53] ---
    I really feel close to Hinata-kun right now.
[13:56] ---
    I'm starting to feel like I'm going to be
    able to call him "Fuyuki-kun" naturally...
SIGN    Smelly Smelly Smelly
[14:03] ---
    Yuck! What is this smell?
[14:07] ---
    Everyone, evacuate!
[14:09] ---
    The food is escaping!
[14:14] ---
    Food...?
[14:15] ---
    What did you do, Sarge?
    You should have kept the lid on!
[14:19] ---
    Sorry, my bad.
[14:20] ---
    My special treat for
    Private Tamama is totally ruined!
SIGN    FX Pizza with Assorted Outer Space Toppings
[14:24] ---
    The FX pizza with assorted
    outer space toppings! My favorite!
[14:29] ---
    I wanted to surprise you
     with a Keronian local delicacy.
[14:34] ---
    I appreciate your kindness.
[14:36] ---
    What's this crap? Are you trying
    to kill me? You filthy son of a...
[14:42] ---
    Your friend is very "unique."
     Don't you think so?
SIGN    Snap
[14:50] ---
    You never know when to
    give up, do you?
[14:52] ---
    I see... The superior and
    the subordinate are quite alike.
[14:57] ---
    Gero gero!
[14:58] ---
    Private Tamama!
[14:59] ---
    Yes!
[15:00] ---
    I will not allow any
    rough stuff in my host's home!
[15:04] ---
    Cripes! Just make sure you
    clean up all this mess.
[15:07] ---
    Roger that!
[15:09] ---
    C'mon, private!
[15:11] ---
    Come on in, too, Nishizawa-san.
[15:13] ---
    All right.
[15:16] ---
    Now, then... we're alone at last, Tamama.
[15:20] ---
    Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Resonance?
[15:27] ---
    Resonance?
[15:31] ---
    What soothing harmony!
[15:33] ---
    Now, let's review the progress,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[15:36] ---
    Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:38] ---
    There are five of us in my unit.
[15:41] ---
    So the other three must be
    somewhere planetside.
[15:44] ---
    If all five of us can get together,
    taking this planet will be a cinch!
[15:49] ---
    However, let me say one thing,
     Private Tamama.
[15:52] ---
    Yes?
[15:53] ---
    Master Fuyuki and his family
     have sheltered me
[15:55] ---
    from Pekoponians who would have
    dissected me. I owe them my life.
[16:00] ---
    You must never trouble them.
SIGN    Crane Frog
[16:03] ---
    They're irrelevant to
    our invasion of Pekopon.
SIGN    The Grateful Crane Frog
[16:06] ---
    Oh, I understand! You are such a
    man of honor, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:12] ---
    That is why you are my hero.
[16:14] ---
    Stop it. I'm blushing.
[16:16] ---
    Now that this discussion is over,
    let us wind up what we began.
[16:22] ---
    The vitality of that FX pizza's
     outer space toppings
[16:25] ---
    is frighteningly strong.
[16:27] ---
    But...
[16:28] ---
    Do we have to clean up?
     Why not let the maid do it?
[16:34] ---
    Gero!
[16:36] ---
    Maid? Uhh... who is that?
[16:39] ---
    Oh, come on!
[16:40] ---
    A maid is a professional
    at cleaning and housework.
[16:43] ---
    Are you saying there's no maid
    in this house?
[16:47] ---
    Tamama, what kind of life
    have you had on Pekopon?
[16:52] ---
    Oh, a very average lifestyle.
[16:54] ---
    I lack for nothing.
    Sleep, rise and play when I feel like it.
[16:58] ---
    If anything is hard,
     it's deciding what to drink and eat.
[17:02] ---
    I'm always drinking too much cola,
    so I can't stop farting.
[17:05] ---
    I have so many Gundam models,
    I can't keep up with the new releases.
[17:08] ---
    Something wrong, Mr. Sergeant?
SIGN    The Loser
SIGN    The Winner
[17:10] ---
    Hey, Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Foreshadowing
[17:12] ---
    Foreshadowing.
SIGN    First Special Countermeasure Meeting on Space Aliens Agenda: How to co-exist with aliens
[17:15] ---
    The first special countermeasure
    meeting on aliens will now begin.
[17:22] ---
    I'm all alone with Hinata-kun.
[17:22] ---
    First, let's exchange some ideas on how
    we can coexist without any trouble...
[17:24] ---
    This is my chance to call out his name!
[17:26] ---
    While I give him this gift,
    I'll say it naturally...
[17:30] ---
    Umm...
[17:30] ---
    Yes, Nishizawa-san?
[17:31] ---
    Well... this isn't much but... F-F-Fu...
[17:37] ---
    Fuyuki, here's some tea.
SIGN    Bargain Sale Positivity
[17:40] ---
    F-Fu-Fu...
[17:41] ---
    Oh... I'm sorry, was it too hot?
[17:43] ---
    Oh no, not at all.
[17:47] ---
    Now, where were we?
[17:50] ---
    Oh, yes. In order to avoid trouble,
[17:52] ---
    we'd better not take them
    to school. And...
[17:55] ---
    This isn't much, but... F-Fu-Fu...
[18:00] ---
    Momocchi!
[18:00] ---
    Hey, that was awfully fast!
     Did you get everything clean?
[18:04] ---
    Oh, man. I'm a sergeant, y'know...
[18:06] ---
    Why my situation is so different
    from the lesser-ranked Tamama's?
[18:09] ---
    I must have infiltrated
    the wrong house...
[18:13] ---
    Sarge? Why're you sulking?
[18:15] ---
    Darn, those meddlers are back.
[18:18] ---
    Looky, Sarge! We got some gifts!
[18:21] ---
    Oh, hamburgers from WcDonald's!
    Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[18:25] ---
    Oh, it's nothing much...
[18:28] ---
    The meat is the best-grade
    Matsuzaka beef,
[18:30] ---
    and the freshly-picked Idaho potatoes
    just came by air this morning.
[18:33] ---
    It's one of the specialties
    of the Nishizawa Stores.
[18:35] ---
    Nishizawa Stores?
    Your family owns a hamburger chain?
[18:39] ---
    There's a WcDonald's store
    inside Momocchi's house.
SIGN    Huh?
[18:45] ---
    There's also a toy store,
     a cake shop, a convenience store...
[18:49] ---
    You can get just about
    anything you need in the mansion.
[18:53] ---
    By any chance, are you...
[18:54] ---
    ...the daughter of a super-rich magnate?
[18:57] ---
    Oh, that's not important... F-F-Fu...
[19:00] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, please eat and cheer up!
[19:03] ---
    How do you eat this stuff?
    Like this? Or this?
[19:07] ---
    Stop being so grumpy. Here!
[19:11] ---
    Oh, wow!
[19:14] ---
    Mother, it's so good! This is the
    ultimate Matsuzaka beef, all right!
[19:18] ---
    Isn't it?
[19:19] ---
    And let's see... the fries.
[19:21] ---
    F-F-Fu...
SIGN    Delicious
[19:23] ---
    Wow! Absolutely delicious!
[19:26] ---
    Crispy on the outside and fluffy
    on the inside. The ultimate best!
[19:30] ---
    We can't have a meeting like this!
[19:32] ---
    All right, guys, you can
    have the fries. So go away.
[19:37] ---
    Crap! At this rate, I'll never be able
    to get close to Fuyuki-kun!
[19:41] ---
    Go for it, Momoka. Just say it!
[19:44] ---
    Umm...
[19:44] ---
    Yes?
[19:45] ---
    F-F-Fu...
[19:48] ---
    Flying saucers exist, do you think?
[19:51] ---
    Well, Sarge uses them,
    so I guess they do.
[19:55] ---
    Oh, yes, of course.
[19:56] ---
    But what I really mean is... F-F-Fu...
[20:01] ---
    Feu de pot cooking
    is really nice in winter.
[20:04] ---
    What are you doing?!
[20:05] ---
    F-F-Fu... Fu... Food is fun.
[20:10] ---
    Fun is first in life...
    But food is important...
[20:13] ---
    Figs are nice when it comes to food.
[20:18] ---
    Food is good in winter,
    but figs are summer fruits...
[20:20] ---
    Oh, this is the pits! Fuyuki-kun
    probably thinks I'm so weird!
[20:23] ---
    ...so there's feu de pot, but probably
    the best thing is shabu-shabu!
[20:28] ---
    Umm... I...
[20:31] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, behind you!
[20:40] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, are you all right?!
[20:41] ---
    Oh, thanks, Nishizawa-san.
[20:43] ---
    I'm so glad, Fuyuki-kun...
[20:47] ---
    I said it!
[20:48] ---
    What?
SIGN    Speechless
[20:52] ---
    I heard it! I heard it!
[20:54] ---
    In that moment of excitement,
    you said "Fuyuki-kun."
[20:59] ---
    She finally said it, huh?
[21:01] ---
    We were running some subtle
    interference. Did you notice?
[21:05] ---
    You knew all along, you son of a...!
[21:09] ---
    Come over to our house
     next time, Mr. Sergeant!
[21:13] ---
    I'll be sure to visit!
[21:14] ---
    And I'm not just saying this for
    the sake of politeness!
[21:17] ---
    I'll take my leave now.
[21:19] ---
    Goodbye.
[21:20] ---
    I don't feel like we accomplished
    much in this meeting.
[21:25] ---
    Yeah.
[21:26] ---
    But for Momoka, it was undoubtedly
    a very fruitful day.
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun
[21:33] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
     messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
     but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's me, Tamama!
[23:08] ---
    It's a new semester out there.
     How do you like your new school year?
[23:11] ---
    Some of you are in new schools now,
    right? How is that?
[23:13] ---
    And those who just started working,
     how are you doing?
[23:15] ---
    And job-hoppers,
    think about setting down!
[23:17] ---
    Everyone do your best,
    but please don't kill yourselves.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    I'll be in a pinch!
[23:22] ---
    "Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    And...
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Two stories!
[23:31] ---**
    Ge-Gero!

E3 - Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir! / Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
     an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
     was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
     if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
     and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
     of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
     'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
     station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
     it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Spring
[01:33] ---
    Spring... a beautiful season.
[01:35] ---
    However, there is an organism that is
     emanating an out-of-place aura.
[01:39] ---
    Eww... What is this?!
[01:40] ---
    Gross!
[01:42] ---
    It's coming from Sergeant's room.
[01:44] ---
    That stupid frog!
    What the heck is he doing?!
[01:48] ---
    Hey! Stupid...
[01:51] ---
    Sarge?
[01:52] ---
    I'm sick of it... this life of misery...
[01:59] ---
    Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!
[02:04] ---
    What's with him?
[02:06] ---
    Who knows...?
[02:07] ---
    Oh my gosh!
[02:09] ---
    Tamama!
[02:10] ---
    We've gotta do something at once!
[02:12] ---
    We Keronians call this state...
SIGN    Critical Point Breached
[02:15] ---
    ...Critical Point Breached!
[02:18] ---
    Critical Point Breached?
[02:20] ---
    This happens when too
    much stress accumulates.
[02:20] ---
    It's wrong... It's no good...
[02:24] ---
    ...this life of misery...
[02:26] ---
    He's just lazing around. That's all.
[02:28] ---
    Well... he might appear so, but...
[02:34] ---
    I'm not "lazing around."
[02:36] ---
    How can you be so cold
     to someone in so much pain?
[02:40] ---
    In order to keep my presence
    a secret from others,
[02:43] ---
    I have been forced to toil every day
    like a prisoner in this house.
[02:49] ---
    I think I can sort of
     understand how hard it is
[02:53] ---
    being unable to set foot outside.
[02:55] ---
    Really...?
[02:57] ---
    It looks to me like he's
    living an easy life.
[03:00] ---
    He has a point, as far as cleaning
     and washing are concerned, but...
[03:04] ---
    ...at other times, he just builds
     Gundam models, surfs the net,
[03:07] ---
    reads manga, eats and sleeps.
[03:12] ---
    I've had enough of this life, sir!
    I want to go out, sir!
[03:16] ---
    Please do something,
    Master Fuyuki...!
[03:20] ---
    If you want to go out,
    why don't you?
[03:22] ---
    Gero!
[03:23] ---
    There's no telling
    what will happen to you
[03:25] ---
    if you're discovered
     by an Earthling, of course...
SIGN    Dissection
[03:28] ---
    Dissection!
SIGN    Experimentation
[03:29] ---
    Experimentation!
SIGN    An Unforeseen Accident
[03:31] ---
    An unforeseen accident...
[03:32] ---
    Gero!
[03:35] ---
    Sis, you didn't have to
    scare him like that...
[03:39] ---
    If only Mr. Sergeant could
     live in a large house, like me.
[03:44] ---
    Why, at Momocchi's house,
[03:46] ---
    I can ride a bike around
    in her huge yard,
SIGN    Bike Huge yard
[03:50] ---
    and enjoy shopping at the Nishizawa
    family's private shopping mall,
SIGN    Private Shopping Mall Shopping
[03:54] ---
    and even enjoy the latest movies
    in a huge movie theater.
SIGN    Latest Movies at a Theater
[03:58] ---
    I would like to do something
    for Mr. Sergeant...
[04:02] ---
    ...but those luxuries are mine alone!
SIGN    Alone
[04:04] ---
    I cannot share them with anyone else.
SIGN    Winner
SIGN    Loser
[04:08] ---
    It is a problem...
[04:10] ---
    E-Everyone's forgotten that
    I'm a sergeant.
[04:13] ---
    I really must have infiltrated
    the wrong house...
[04:18] ---
    Well, I'm sorry this house
     is so small.
[04:20] ---
    Sarge, why don't we go out
    for a walk together?
[04:24] ---
    What?!
[04:25] ---
    Really?!
[04:27] ---
    Isn't it wonderful, Mr. Sergeant?
[04:31] ---
    Are you serious?
[04:32] ---
    See you later!
[04:34] ---
    Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
     Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
SIGN    In here
[04:39] ---
    Blue skies! Refreshing breeze!
[04:42] ---
    I can even hear the birds chirping!
[04:45] ---
    It's so wonderful to be outdoors...
[04:48] ---
    As if! This is ridiculous!
[04:51] ---
    Don't do that, Sarge!
     You mustn't show yourself!
[04:54] ---
    Oh... What is that smoke?
[04:56] ---
    Eww, how gross...
[04:58] ---
    Okay, I get your point!
[05:00] ---
    Being in my own room would
     have been much better than that!
[05:04] ---
    I know, but...
[05:06] ---
    If you're discovered,
     the whole world will be in an uproar.
[05:10] ---
    Our peaceful life will be
    turned upside down.
[05:14] ---
    What are you?
    A demon in human skin?
SIGN    Nice jab...
[05:17] ---
    I know how you feel. You're my friend,
    so I want to help you, but...
[05:24] ---
    So what we need to do is make sure no one
    finds out Mr. Sergeant is an alien.
[05:30] ---
    The 2nd mission!
SIGN    This
[05:35] ---
    This is it!
[05:36] ---
    Turning myself into an object commonly
    found on Pekopon... A great idea!
[05:42] ---
    The Pekoponians
     shouldn't recognize me now.
[05:44] ---
    Kero kero ke!
[05:45] ---
    Another brilliant idea, taking advantage
    of the color of my body!
[05:49] ---
    As if!
[05:52] ---
    The point is to allow me
    to walk around freely!
[05:54] ---
    You can't forget that, sir!
[05:57] ---
    It would be ideal if you looked human,
     but that's impossible...
[06:02] ---
    I want to become a human right now!
[06:05] ---
    That would be easy.
[06:07] ---
    Huh?
[06:08] ---
    This calls for... the Pekoponian Suit!
[06:11] ---
    Oh, I forgot about that.
[06:13] ---
    Mission Number 3!
[06:18] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, ready for launch!
[06:21] ---
    Hey! That's the wrong kind of "suit"!
[06:23] ---
    Oh! You're right!
[06:25] ---
    Sorry, I screwed up.
    This is the right one!
[06:30] ---
    No mistake this time...
     It's the Pekoponian Suit.
[06:35] ---
    Yes, well... Do I look cute?
SIGN    Am I hot?
[06:39] ---
    What are you all doing...?
[06:41] ---
    Sarge... I don't think that'll work.
[06:44] ---
    What?!
[06:46] ---
    Cloud Dragon Style entrance!
SIGN    Cloud Dragon Style
SIGN    Ring Entrance!
[06:49] ---
    That's no good, either.
[06:50] ---
    Hmph! All you do is complain, Fukki!
[06:54] ---
    Well, it isn't much fun,
    but... what about this?
[06:58] ---
    Oh! What's that?!
[07:00] ---
    Why didn't you get that one sooner?
[07:02] ---
    Although this is one
     small step for a sergeant,
[07:06] ---
    it is a giant leap for a Keronian!
[07:09] ---
    Sarge, you can't!
    It's absolutely weird!
[07:12] ---
    I-It's no good, sir?
[07:14] ---
    I think it's pretty good.
[07:17] ---
    How can we give up now?!
[07:18] ---
    Let me show you the special
     makeup tricks I learned in Hollywood.
[07:22] ---
    Oh, you were trained in Hollywood?!
[07:25] ---
    I wonder when that happened...
[07:26] ---
    It's the 4th mission, darn it!
SIGN    Before
[07:30] ---
    Before.
SIGN    After
[07:32] ---
    After.
[07:35] ---
    Now I look like any
     other frog you'd see on Pekopon.
[07:39] ---
    Croak, croak, I am a frog...!
[07:44] ---
    Why did you stop me, Master Fuyuki?!
[07:47] ---
    That's right! I worked my butt off
     to create such a true masterpiece!
[07:51] ---
    As I've been telling you, it's no good!
[07:53] ---
    Hmph! You're always saying "no."
    What would satisfy you?
[07:59] ---
    I understand how Sarge feels.
     I wish I could do something.
[08:04] ---
    Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
     I truly appreciate the thought...
[08:10] ---
    Never mind that. Hurry up
     and take that thing off, will you?!
[08:12] ---
    Now, I have to use go with my last resort...
[08:15] ---
    The space plant Dreaming Alpha!
[08:18] ---
    Haven't you given up yet?
[08:22] ---
    Oh... What a beautiful field of flowers!
[08:26] ---
    When you're stung by a feeler,
[08:28] ---
    you'll see things you don't ordinarily see.
[08:30] ---
    It looks bad for his health.
[08:32] ---
    It is! The problem with
    using this flower is that
[08:35] ---
    it causes serious side effects!
[08:37] ---
    Hey! You stop! Sarge, are you all right?
[08:42] ---
    I'm at the end of my rope.
[08:45] ---
    Sarge...
[08:47] ---
    I guess... there is no way
    I can be truly free...
[08:55] ---
    This is all so stupid...
[08:56] ---
    You'd think an alien would
     have the power to transform.
[09:01] ---
    I guess a frog is no more
    than just a frog.
[09:04] ---
    Nothing you do will help.
[09:09] ---
    This is so frustrating!
[09:12] ---
    Cruel! She's so cruel! She has no heart...
[09:13] ---
    Hmph! It was unkind of Natchi to say that.
[09:17] ---
    Huh? Where have you been, Tamama?
[09:20] ---
    I got hungry,
[09:21] ---
    so I hopped back to
    Momocchi's mansion.
[09:23] ---
    What?
[09:24] ---
    Now that you mention it,
     how do you travel to and from here?
[09:30] ---
    I use the anti-barrier.
SIGN    Anti-barrier
[09:33] ---
    Anti-barrier...?
[09:35] ---
    What's that?
SIGN    Badge of Rank
[09:37] ---
    If you turn the badge on your forehead,
    you disappear. Like this!
[09:42] ---
    Oh...?!
[09:48] ---
    You should have told us
     about that in the beginning.
[09:49] ---
    What?! I was sure Mr. Sergeant
    knew about it...
[09:53] ---
    What's wrong with me?
     I've missed out on so much...
[09:57] ---
    I-Isn't that great, Sarge?
     Now you can go out anytime.
[10:02] ---
    We all, y'know,
     forget things at times...
[10:07] ---
    Huh?
[10:09] ---
    Now I have nothing to fear! I'm the ruler!
[10:13] ---
    Anti-barrier...! Switch on!
[10:18] ---
    Oh!
[10:19] ---
    What's neat is that you can
     even choose who can see you!
[10:25] ---
    Sarge? Sarge? Where are you?
[10:29] ---
    Hey! What is this? What's going on?!
[10:36] ---
    The advantage is clearly on my side!
[10:39] ---
    My first step in this
     memorable invasion of Pekopon...
[10:42] ---
    ...is my revenge on Lady Natsumi!
[10:48] ---
    Oh!
[10:49] ---
    I knew it. You stupid frog!
[10:52] ---
    Sarge!
[10:54] ---
    Oh...
[10:56] ---
    W-Why...? She should not...
     be able... to see me...
[11:03] ---
    Out of batteries.
[11:04] ---
    You have to charge it
    before you start using it.
[11:09] ---
    I didn't know...
[11:10] ---
    Message to our viewers.
[11:12] ---
    Make sure you check the batteries of
    your handhelds and cell phones often!
[11:24] ---
    Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
[11:31] ---
    Endless peace...
[11:33] ---
    That may be something out of reach
    for humankind today.
[11:37] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[11:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro... Sergeant...
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[11:50] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant... Afro Sergeant...
[11:53] ---
    That stupid frog has been
    strangely hard-working lately.
[11:57] ---
    And ever since he learned
     how to use his anti-barrier,
[11:59] ---
    he's been walking around
    freely outside.
[12:09] ---
    Lady Natsumi bought me a Gundam
     model kit. What happened to her?
[12:14] ---
    What's more... it's a
     Gwazine-class battleship,
[12:17] ---
    which strikes the hearts
    of hardcore fans!
[12:18] ---
    It's going to be the Great Degwin.
[12:23] ---
    I have no idea what he's talking about,
[12:26] ---
    but he should be stuck
     in his room for awhile now!
SIGN    Security...
[12:30] ---
    Uh... at the suggestion of Natsumi,
    I would like to begin
[12:34] ---
    the Hinata Family World
    Security Convention.
[12:38] ---
    'Scuse me.
[12:39] ---
    Yes, Sis?
[12:40] ---
    Lately, that stupid frog's been
    acting suspiciously.
[12:43] ---
    I'm sure he's planning something!
[12:46] ---
    Really? But he's been
    working very diligently.
[12:49] ---
    You're imagining things.
[12:51] ---
    It just means that Sarge
     has gotten used to life here.
[12:54] ---
    You're too naive! That's why
     people always take advantage of you!
[12:56] ---
    Listen... those guys came here
     in an attempt to invade the Earth!
[13:01] ---
    But the main force has retreated,
[13:03] ---
    and Sarge and the others
     were as good as abandoned.
SIGN    Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
[13:06] ---
    What if that's all a lie?
[13:08] ---
    Maybe they're secretly
     preparing to invade the Earth!
[13:13] ---
    That's silly!
[13:15] ---
    What do you think, Mom?
[13:16] ---
    Hm... It does seem like Kero-chan
     has some kind of secret.
[13:20] ---
    It's probably something adorable!
SIGN    Slimy
    Sludgy
    Sticky
    Squishy
[13:24] ---
    Is that what Mom means by "adorable"?!
[13:26] ---
    In conclusion...
[13:27] ---
    I suggest we observe them to see
    whether they are planning anything.
[13:31] ---
    Ah! That's a good idea!
SIGN    Security Convention
[13:33] ---
    So we'll monitor Kero-chan all day?!
[13:35] ---
    Monitor...?
[13:36] ---
    Mankind has the right to know!
[13:39] ---
    If they are conspiring against us,
     peace on Earth may be in danger!
[13:44] ---
    We can see Kero-chan's
     sleazy private life...
[13:47] ---
    Hey, wait...
[13:49] ---
    Two against one; we win.
     We will begin our observation of Keroro.
SIGN    Anticipation
[13:53] ---
    Anticipation!
[13:54] ---
    His true behavior...
     will soon become apparent!
SIGN    Excitement
[13:57] ---
    Excitement!
[13:58] ---
    I swear we'll learn the truth about him!
SIGN    Sense of Guilt
[14:01] ---
    Sense of guilt...
[14:02] ---
    I don't really want to do it...
[14:12] ---
    How's it going? Getting much done?
[14:14] ---
    It's not easy getting the shine
     in the red of the body...
[14:26] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge...
[14:28] ---
    This is the end of that
    stupid frog's schemes.
[14:31] ---
    It's the other way around!
[14:32] ---
    It'll be clear that you're just
     imagining things!
[14:35] ---
    Don't cry when you discover
     that you've been taken in.
SIGN    Night
[14:37] ---
    And then...
SIGN    Morning
[14:39] ---
    ...the next day.
[14:40] ---
    Well, take care of the
     house now, Kero-chan.
[14:43] ---
    Clean the bathroom too, today.
[14:45] ---
    Later, Sarge.
[14:47] ---
    Roger! I sincerely pray you will be
    successful in your battles today!
[14:58] ---
    So, they're finally gone...
[15:00] ---
    Now, this place is all mine for a while.
[15:08] ---
    Ohh... this is a great opening!
[15:11] ---
    He does sound like a villain!
[15:13] ---
    S-Sarge...
[15:14] ---
    We'll save the rest of
     the fun until we get home.
[15:17] ---
    You're lucky, Mom.
     You can watch him on your laptop.
[15:19] ---
    I won't have any time to
     check it at work! Now, let's go.
[15:24] ---
    All right...
[15:32] ---
    At a certain major publishing company...
[15:33] ---
    Sorry to say, but this is just no good.
[15:37] ---
    The story's too contrived.
     But don't let this get you down.
[15:41] ---
    Keep at it, newbie!
[15:44] ---
    Hinata Aki... age unknown.
     Manga magazine editor.
[15:48] ---
    Apart from her basic abilities,
[15:50] ---
    her physical form is of the
     highest level for this planet.
[15:54] ---
    Her strong charisma would
     make her a great commander.
[15:57] ---
    She requires careful attention.
[15:59] ---
    Hm...?
[16:02] ---
    Was I imagining things?
[16:03] ---
    Kissho Academy...
SIGN    Occult Club
[16:05] ---
    All right. We will begin the
     second meeting of the Occult Club.
[16:09] ---
    We don't have many members,
     but let's do our best.
[16:13] ---
    Oh... I'm so happy I can be
    all alone with Fuyuki-kun!
[16:18] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki, age 12.
[16:21] ---
    He is average in both
     physical and academic abilities.
[16:23] ---
    However, when his interests
     are engaged,
[16:26] ---
    he shows exceptional
     observational and insightful skills.
[16:29] ---
    In temperament he is calm;
     his ability to adapt is high.
[16:33] ---
    Huh? Oh!
[16:36] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... is something wrong?
[16:39] ---
    Natsumi...!
[16:41] ---
    Hang in there!
[16:42] ---
    Hinata Natsumi, age 13.
[16:45] ---
    Quite advanced in both
     physical and academic abilities.
[16:49] ---
    Extremely aggressive in temperament,
[16:51] ---
    but socially highly adaptable.
[16:54] ---
    With her hidden shrewdness,
     she is a person to be wary of.
[17:03] ---
    Natsumi... I'll be waiting outside.
[17:05] ---
    Got it!
[17:11] ---
    Ah!
[17:13] ---
    Oh no!
[17:19] ---
    It must be... Darn him...!
[17:23] ---
    Hey! Come out here, you stupid frog!
[17:26] ---
    Gero!
[17:27] ---
    What's this all about?!
[17:28] ---
    I haven't done a single thing wrong.
[17:31] ---
    It's no use lying.
    We have solid proof here.
[17:36] ---
    Sis, it's wrong to blame him
     without evidence.
[17:40] ---
    That's right. We must watch
     the documentary movie first.
[17:43] ---
    What? Movie...?
[17:45] ---
    Fuyuki!
[17:46] ---
    A-All right...
[17:51] ---
    Th-This is... Master Fuyuki...!
[17:54] ---
    How could you use hidden cameras?!
[17:57] ---
    Never mind scenes like this.
    Fast forward!
[18:04] ---
    Huh...?
[18:12] ---
    Sarge is very diligent, isn't he?
[18:14] ---
    Yes... he's admirable!
[18:17] ---
    But there's nothing sleazy...
[18:19] ---
    I told you, I've been framed!
[18:21] ---
    Hold on, now! The question is,
     what happens next?
[18:38] ---
    What?!
[18:39] ---
    Reading...?
[18:41] ---
    Internet...?
[18:43] ---
    Gundam models?
[18:44] ---
    This is embarrassing!
[18:47] ---
    It's really... extremely ordinary, isn't it?
[18:50] ---
    Actually, I envy him...
[18:52] ---
    Keep watching!
     Something's bound to come out!
[18:54] ---
    Ah...
[18:55] ---
    Huh?
[18:57] ---
    No...! This is no good! Don't look!
[19:01] ---
    What is it?!
[19:02] ---
    Finally, Kero-chan's secret...!
[19:04] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Two bowls at once!
[19:10] ---
    Two bowls at once!
[19:11] ---
    I wanted to try it just once!
[19:15] ---
    I'll never do anything so outrageous again!
[19:18] ---
    Please forgive me!
[19:20] ---
    Huh? Am I pardoned?
SIGN    Gnash Gnash Gnash
[19:27] ---
    See?! Sergeant never left the house!
     He has the perfect alibi.
[19:32] ---
    Then who could it be?
[19:35] ---
    I felt a strange vibe, too.
[19:39] ---
    Now that you mention it, I did, too.
[19:40] ---
    But... at least we know
    that Sarge is innocent.
[19:44] ---
    Oh... Master Fuyuki!
[19:45] ---
    I guess you're right.
[19:47] ---
    Oh, Lady Mom!
[19:48] ---
    Sis!
[19:49] ---
    Uh... I'm sorry I suspected you!
[19:52] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Innocent
[19:57] ---
    This quality! This amount!
     I am absolutely impressed!
[20:01] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge.
[20:03] ---
    You get special dishes today, Kero-chan.
[20:05] ---
    Don't you dare leave anything uneaten!
[20:08] ---
    Thank you for this food!
[20:12] ---
    This is delicious... too delicious!
    How about this one?
SIGN    The Next Day
[20:19] ---
    See you later!
[20:21] ---
    Oh, so yesterday was
    quite a day for you...
[20:24] ---
    The cameras are gone,
     but I'm still hurt inside.
[20:29] ---
    Maybe I should just
    take over this house!
[20:33] ---
    Just kidding! Though the thought
     crossed my mind.
[20:36] ---
    Oops! It's time for my dramas!
[20:39] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
     Push the button on the remote!
[20:42] ---
    Okay!
[20:52] ---
    Oh no...! Why?!
[20:57] ---
    I did some checking on you, Keroro!
[21:01] ---
    I never thought you'd become
     a prisoner of the Pekoponians!
[21:09] ---
    Oh! You are...!
[21:10] ---
    A mysterious stranger
     appeared out of the blast!
[21:14] ---
    Who could he be?!
[21:17] ---
    He is a third Keronian,
     after Keroro and Tamama.
[21:22] ---
    His name... Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Giro (glare)
[21:26] ---
    Oops, I shouldn't have
     mentioned his name before he did.
[21:29] ---
    At any rate, peace in the Hinata household
    is drifting further and further away.
[21:34] ---
    Yeah...!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
     Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
     3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
     Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
     Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
     Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
     Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
     messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
     tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
     but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
     Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
     so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
     blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Fuyuki. Have you all gone
     to see the cherry blossoms?
[23:10] ---
    Our mom is so busy, we don't
     have time to go and view the flowers.
[23:14] ---
    Is there anyone like us out there?
[23:15] ---
    It's pretty cool to sit
    reading occult magazines
[23:18] ---
    at times like these.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that! The red devil
    appears in the next episode!
[23:23] ---
    "Giroro: The Most Dangerous
    Man in the Universe, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    And...
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
    of a Dangerous Man, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    Two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E4 - Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man in the Universe, Sir! / Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance of a Dangerous Man, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
     an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
     was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
     if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
     and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
     of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
     'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
     station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
     it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    The invasion of Earth...
[01:32] ---
    It could begin in a place
     we humans would least imagine.
[01:38] ---
    For example, yes...
[01:40] ---
    ...this very television that you are
     watching right now.
[01:44] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[01:46] ---
    Push the button on the remote!
[01:48] ---
    Okay!
[02:02] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant?!
[02:04] ---
    What a sorry sight.
[02:06] ---
    Oh!
[02:07] ---
    Who'd have thought you'd
     become prisoners of the Pekoponians.
[02:11] ---
    You are...!
[02:15] ---
    It's been a while, Keroro!
[02:20] ---
    Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man
     in the Universe, Sir!
SIGN    GI
SIGN    RO
SIGN    RO
[02:28] ---
    You are...
[02:29] ---
    ...Corporal Giroro!
[02:31] ---
    Hmph! Should you be using
     that tone with your superior?
SIGN    Giro (glare)
[02:35] ---
    Hm, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[02:37] ---
    Sir! I just got carried away!
[02:40] ---
    Attenshun!
[02:40] ---
    Okay!
[02:41] ---
    Grit your eyes!
[02:43] ---
    Yes... What? My eyes?
[02:47] ---
    You mean you can't do it?
[02:48] ---
    It's not that I cannot, perhaps,
    but this is so sudden...
[02:53] ---
    Here.
[02:54] ---
    Normally, one cannot.
[02:56] ---
    No fair!
[02:57] ---
    You couldn't even figure that out...
     What a miserable state you're in!
[03:02] ---
    And this is all because of
     your poor training, Keroro!
[03:06] ---
    Get up! Open your eyes! Wake up!
[03:11] ---
    Is it morning already?
[03:12] ---
    Wake up!
[03:20] ---
    The passwords are:
[03:23] ---
    Afro and Sergeant.
[03:24] ---
    I have no idea what's going on...
[03:25] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
[03:27] ---
    What are you babbling about?
[03:30] ---
    What's with this senseless reaction?
[03:34] ---
    Well, if it isn't Corporal Giroro!
    It's been a while.
[03:38] ---
    When did you get here?
[03:39] ---
    You're slow as ever.
[03:42] ---
    Keroro, I discovered you here
     a week ago.
[03:47] ---
    I became concerned because you
    haven't done anything,
[03:50] ---
    even though a month has passed
    since the main force retreated.
[03:52] ---
    So I came looking for you.
[03:54] ---
    Oh! Thanks for the trouble.
[04:03] ---
    Of all things, the leader
     has been taken prisoner!
[04:08] ---
    I am ashamed, sir.
[04:09] ---
    In order to rescue you,
[04:12] ---
    I investigated this facility
     and all of the residents here.
[04:17] ---
    As a result, I've come up with
     a better idea than rescuing you.
[04:21] ---
    Oh! And what might that be?
[04:23] ---
    We will take over this facility
SIGN    Hinata House
[04:26] ---
    and make it our base
     for the invasion of Pekopon!
SIGN    Frontline Base
[04:29] ---
    Oh...! Fascinating! You're the man!
[04:33] ---
    The base for the invasion of Pekopon?
[04:35] ---
    That's an excellent plan.
[04:39] ---
    Isn't it?
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Resonance x 3
[04:51] ---
    Resonance times three!
[04:55] ---
    By the way, Corporal,
[04:57] ---
    using this place as our base
    may be fine,
[05:00] ---
    but what should we do
     with the existing inhabitants?
[05:02] ---
    I was wondering about that, too.
[05:05] ---
    Hmph! You should know.
[05:07] ---
    Of course...
[05:09] ---
    ...they will be annihilated.
[05:11] ---
    What?! Annihilated?!
[05:13] ---
    Couldn't you kill maybe
     two out of three, instead?
[05:16] ---
    You can't be so halfhearted!
[05:18] ---
    This is war!
[05:20] ---
    I have already rigged
     a booby trap on this facility.
[05:24] ---
    A booby trap?!
SIGN    Booby Trap
[05:26] ---
    A booby trap is a bomb
     that is rigged to something
[05:29] ---
    guaranteed to attract
     someone's attention.
[05:32] ---
    It is a fiendish trap.
[05:35] ---
    What is that?!
[05:36] ---
    That's a limited-edition
     1:100 scale MG Ball kit!
[05:40] ---
    Hurray!
[05:44] ---
    Huh?!
[05:47] ---
    All you viewers should be very careful.
[05:50] ---
    The Pekoponians are all detestable foes!
     There's no need to show mercy!
SIGN    The Heartless Warrior
[05:56] ---
    That's true, but...
[05:58] ---
    We're friends! We're friends!
[06:00] ---
    I'm home!
[06:02] ---
    Oh! Master Fuyuki!
[06:03] ---
    Hmph! My first prey!
[06:06] ---
    Th-These are...
SIGN    Explosive Energy
[06:09] ---
    ...OOPArts!
[06:11] ---
    OOPArts is short for
    "out-of-place-artifacts,"
[06:14] ---
    strange items that charm
    fans of the occult.
[06:17] ---
    Wow...!
[06:18] ---
    Hmph! How easy!
[06:22] ---
    No! You can't do it, after all!
[06:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[06:24] ---
    The members of the Hinata family
    have given me shelter.
[06:27] ---
    I owe my life to them!
[06:29] ---
    Fool! Swayed by his emotions...
[06:33] ---
    That must be...
[06:36] ---
    There's no doubt about it!
     It's a banana peel!
[06:39] ---
    Step on it, and I'll be
    surrounded by laughter!
[06:41] ---
    But...
[06:42] ---
    ...this is an emergency.
    It's no time to be stepping on it!
SIGN    Temptation
[06:45] ---
    But... I want to step on it!
[06:49] ---
    Oh! My foot! My foot...!
[06:56] ---
    Huh?
[06:59] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki, I'm so pathetic,
[07:02] ---
    but the banana...
    the banana skin did it!
[07:04] ---
    Absolutely pathetic.
[07:06] ---
    Sarge, is something wrong?
[07:09] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Be careful!
[07:12] ---
    My second subordinate...
    has set up traps!
[07:13] ---
    Oh? His second subordinate?
[07:19] ---
    You've found another one of
    your men, Sarge?
[07:21] ---
    Oh! This one's red!
[07:24] ---
    The booby trap... failed.
SIGN    Failed
[07:28] ---
    But... I know all of your weaknesses.
[07:32] ---
    I will show you a trick that only I,
     of all the aliens, can do!
[07:36] ---
    What?! What is it?
[07:39] ---
    I wanna see!
[07:40] ---
    I use this rope.
[07:42] ---
    Uh huh...
[07:42] ---
    Like this!
[07:43] ---
    And then?
[07:44] ---
    I use the opposite end of the rope...
[07:46] ---
    Like this!
[07:47] ---
    And then what?
[07:49] ---
    And that's it.
SIGN    The End
[07:50] ---
    The end.
SIGN    Successful Capture
[07:54] ---
    Successful capture!
[07:57] ---
    You tricked us!
[07:58] ---
    Only a fool would lower his guard
    to an enemy on a battlefield.
[08:01] ---
    Darn you! You are more
     detestable than an actor!
[08:05] ---
    That is not the problem.
[08:07] ---
    Such a cowardly scheme.
[08:09] ---
    Mom, the Hinata family's captain,
    would never fall for it.
[08:12] ---
    I have discovered that.
[08:14] ---
    And the fact that she
     seldom comes home, as well.
[08:20] ---
    I'm sorry. It looks like
     I'm going to be late again today.
[08:24] ---
    I won't need supper tonight.
[08:27] ---
    The only one left is the
     girl named Hinata Natsumi.
[08:31] ---
    If I can capture her,
     I will succeed in taking this facility.
[08:35] ---
    Lady Natsumi will not be
    easily defeated by us!
[08:39] ---
    I warn you.
    You'd better stop now.
SIGN    Giroro (glaaaare)
[08:42] ---
    I have already studied
    her battle readiness.
[08:45] ---
    I know.
[08:47] ---
    Like me, she has the blood
     of a warrior coursing through her.
[08:50] ---
    Therefore, I will prepare
     a special sequence of traps for her.
[08:53] ---
    Gero! Special traps?
[08:55] ---
    My sister isn't a warrior, you know...
[09:08] ---
    She's home...
[09:13] ---
    Huh?
[09:14] ---
    That stupid frog...!
[09:16] ---
    He left everything
    in the middle of cleaning!
[09:22] ---
    Huh?
[09:23] ---
    Oh...
[09:29] ---
    Hmph! It's over.
[09:32] ---
    Huh? You mean one shot didn't do it?
[09:37] ---
    What?
[09:38] ---
    Sis!
[09:39] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[09:51] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[09:53] ---
    What? She's unscathed?!
[09:55] ---
    Natchi!
[09:56] ---
    Sis! You're safe!
[09:58] ---
    How did you avoid all those traps?
[10:00] ---
    Huh?! Those things...!
     All I needed was one of these!
SIGN    Leek
[10:08] ---
    You'd better be ready to take
     your lickings after doing that.
[10:11] ---
    Gero!
[10:12] ---
    You're misunderstanding, Sis.
[10:13] ---
    Over there! He's over there!
[10:15] ---
    Huh?
[10:16] ---
    You mean you got through
     my traps using one stalk of leek?!
[10:20] ---
    Hey! What's going on?
    There's another one!
[10:24] ---
    Looks like I underestimated
     your powers. However...
[10:37] ---
    ...I was originally trained to become
     a member of a mobile infantry unit.
[10:40] ---
    You can't beat me in
    hand-to-hand combat!
[10:46] ---
    I-Incredible!
[10:47] ---
    She's evaded all the shots!
[10:49] ---
    My room...!
[10:55] ---
    Don't you go and make
     a bigger mess in this house!
[11:02] ---
    Oh...
[11:02] ---
    Sh-She's strong...
[11:05] ---
    I never realized the women
     of Pekopon were so strong!
[11:12] ---
    Hinata... Natsumi...
[11:14] ---
    You've stolen my heart.
[11:18] ---
    What?! Another friend of Kero-chan's?
[11:21] ---
    Where?
[11:22] ---
    He's not here.
[11:24] ---
    Huh?
[11:25] ---
    He's not inside the house.
[11:31] ---
    You should come to my room.
[11:33] ---
    Hmph!
[11:34] ---
    You think I could live under the
     same roof as those Pekoponians?
[11:37] ---
    You needn't be so hardheaded.
[11:40] ---
    Hm?
[11:41] ---
    Huh? Hmph!
[11:47] ---
    The invasion by the aliens
    may have already begun.
[11:50] ---
    Perhaps... yes, perhaps from
    your own yard...
[12:02] ---
    It looks like a peaceful planet.
[12:06] ---
    However...
[12:09] ---
    However, unbeknownst to everyone...
[12:11] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, sir?
[12:12] ---
    We're going to invade Pekopon.
[12:14] ---
    ...alien invasion of the planet Earth
     is insidiously being carried out!
[12:15] ---
    Please come out...
[12:17] ---
    Please, Mr. Sergeant...
[12:21] ---
    I'm coming in.
[12:22] ---
    Oh...
[12:23] ---
    Huh?!
[12:28] ---
    Later...!
[12:39] ---
    Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
    of A Dangerous Man, Sir!
[12:44] ---
    It's pitiful that he's our platoon leader.
[12:51] ---
    Back then, he was quite dashing...
[12:56] ---
    He's become corrupted since
     he became a Pekoponian prisoner!
[13:00] ---
    Hmph!
[13:04] ---
    Huh? Did you drink all of that
     by yourself?
[13:07] ---
    Yeah. For some reason,
     my throat has been very dry.
[13:12] ---
    Perhaps it's the climate of this planet.
[13:14] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    are you all right?
[13:18] ---
    Momocchi keeps my place comfortable.
[13:23] ---
    Hmph! Good for you.
[13:26] ---
    Huh? Perhaps...
SIGN    Grind Grind Grind...
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
     Captain Geroro
[13:38] ---
    Okay. Now's my chance.
[13:40] ---
    Oh...
SIGN    Humidifier
[13:53] ---
    Humidifier.
[13:58] ---
    Begin humidifying!
[14:04] ---
    Will this turn Mr. Sergeant
     back into the way he was?
[14:08] ---
    He has probably lost his ambition
[14:11] ---
    because of the dry climate on this planet.
[14:14] ---
    So, if we recreate the
     humidity of Planet Keron here...
[14:18] ---
    Humidity rising...
[14:22] ---
    This feeling!
[14:25] ---
    Oh!
[14:26] ---
    I can feel power welling up
     from the depths of my body!
[14:31] ---
    There has been a change.
[14:33] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[14:34] ---
    Huh!
[14:38] ---
    I think now... I can do it!
[14:45] ---
    Oh...!
[14:54] ---
    This is great!
[15:04] ---
    I'm terribly sorry...!
[15:06] ---
    Ohh!
[15:12] ---
    Ohhh!
[15:13] ---
    Oh!
[15:17] ---
    Uh...
[15:18] ---
    Guess he hadn't finished reading it.
[15:20] ---
    But, what in the world is happening?
[15:24] ---
    I feel my power building!
[15:27] ---
    Do you understand now, Keroro?
[15:28] ---
    Gero?
[15:30] ---
    That's your true strength, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:33] ---
    Like when you were on Planet Keron.
[15:35] ---
    Huh?
[15:36] ---
    You must remember how you were back then.
[15:41] ---
    How I was back then...?
[15:44] ---
    You little idiot!
[15:46] ---
    What's a kid like you doing
     buying sexy magazines like these?!
[15:50] ---
    You fool! You little fool!
[15:50] ---
    No! I found them on the street...!
[15:55] ---
    I really did find them...!
SIGN    A childhood... trauma
[15:57] ---
    What the heck are you recalling?!
[16:00] ---
    It was those days when you
     shone most brightly.
[16:04] ---
    The days when I shone most brightly?
[16:08] ---
    No, you didn't see that, okay?
[16:12] ---
    The days when I shone brightly...?
[16:24] ---
    It's all coming back to me!
     How I was back then...
[16:28] ---
    I'm not one to stay here
    simmering like this!
[16:32] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:34] ---
    What a troublemaker!
[16:37] ---
    All right, let's have a meeting
     to discuss the invasion of Pekopon.
[16:40] ---
    Meeting...?
    We have no need for a meeting!
[16:44] ---
    What did you say?
[16:45] ---
    We will destroy all Pekoponians
     we come across!
[16:48] ---
    Then our invasion will be complete!
[16:51] ---
    All we come across...?
     Even the residents of this house?
[16:54] ---
    I will not allow any exceptions!
[16:56] ---
    You... That's not what you said
    before the commercial break!
[16:59] ---
    Ohh... This is terrible!
[17:01] ---
    The humidity has gone way
     beyond that of Planet Keron!
[17:05] ---
    What?!
[17:08] ---
    I'm home.
[17:10] ---
    This is awful... My bag is soaked, too.
[17:14] ---
    It started without warning.
[17:17] ---
    What...?
[17:19] ---
    Hey! When you said it "started,"
     were you talking about rain?
[17:24] ---
    What else do you think
     I was talking about?!
[17:26] ---
    I see... So, it rains even on Pekopon...
[17:33] ---
    The rain caused the
     humidity to rise even higher.
[17:37] ---
    W-What is this?
[17:39] ---
    I'm in tip-top shape! I'm absolutely high!
[17:44] ---
    Sarge... What...?
[17:46] ---
    He is drunk on the humidity.
[17:48] ---
    Huh?
[17:48] ---
    Humidity is absolutely
     necessary for us Keronians,
[17:52] ---
    but too much of it can be toxic.
[17:55] ---
    Especially for Keroro.
[17:57] ---
    For a Keronian, he is
     easily affected by humidity.
[18:02] ---
    Turn the humidifiers off!
[18:04] ---
    If the humidity rises any further,
     something awful will happen!
[18:07] ---
    Okay.
[18:12] ---
    Oh!
[18:12] ---
    I've found a Pekoponian!
[18:14] ---
    Oh, no!
[18:22] ---
    Corporal!
[18:24] ---
    The remote...
[18:26] ---
    Power! This is power!
[18:29] ---
    With this power, I have nothing
     to fear from the Pekoponians!
[18:33] ---
    Please stop, Mr. Sergeant!
[18:35] ---
    Let us wait until next time
     to invade Pekopon!
[18:38] ---
    How dare you disobey me?!
[18:42] ---
    Oh...? You've certainly come far,
    haven't you, Tamama?
[18:47] ---
    If we don't stop Mr. Sergeant now,
    we'll be in big trouble!
[18:53] ---
    Are you serious?
[18:54] ---
    You're going to use your fangs
    against your superior?
SIGN    Tamama Impact
[18:57] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[19:00] ---
    Then I shall respond in kind...
SIGN    Legendary Great Maneuver Kinkin Keron Wave
[19:04] ---
    Kinkin Keron Wave!
[19:09] ---
    Oh!
[19:11] ---
    Ah! The house!
[19:25] ---
    I don't need any help to conquer Pekopon!
[19:29] ---
    I shall reign as the ruler of Pekopon!
[19:33] ---
    S-Sarge!
[19:34] ---
    Hey! What's going... guh!
[19:37] ---
    The humidity has maxed!
[19:39] ---
    He is coming!
[19:41] ---
    Huh?
[19:50] ---
    Ohh...
[19:58] ---
    What's that?
[19:59] ---
    That's Nyororo.
[20:01] ---
    Huh?
[20:09] ---
    Sarge!
[20:10] ---
    He got eaten!
[20:12] ---
    Its name is Nyororo, and it likes
    humidity even more than we do.
[20:16] ---
    That's why we mustn't
     raise the humidity too high.
[20:20] ---
    Or we'll invite him in!
[20:27] ---
    Sarge...
[20:28] ---
    There's no reason to worry.
SIGN    Desiccation Complete
[20:37] ---
    Desiccation complete.
[20:40] ---
    All Nyororo does is remove all your fluids.
[20:42] ---
    Of course, you become unable to
    move for two or three days.
[20:46] ---
    That's why I tried to stop him!
[20:56] ---
    Ohh...
[20:58] ---
    And thus, Nyororo departed,
[21:00] ---
    along with the danger
     of Keroro's lethal rampage.
[21:04] ---
    Then, a few days later...
[21:06] ---
    Mr. Sergeant,
[21:08] ---
    let us hurry up and confer
     on our plans for the invasion!
[21:10] ---
    Please hold on a minute.
     I'm at a really good part!
[21:16] ---
    It was not so much a case
     of being motivated...
[21:19] ---
    He just always does things
     at his own convenient pace.
[21:23] ---
    The aliens' invasion plan
     is being prepared, even now.
[21:27] ---
    However, no one knows
     just when it will be executed.
[21:33] ---
    Gero?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
     Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
     3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
     Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
     Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
     Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
     Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
     messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
     tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
     but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
     Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
     so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
     blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Giroro.
[23:08] ---
    Have you dumbos decided what you're
     going to do in the Golden Week holidays?
[23:12] ---
    I'm sure there are
     many things you'd like to do,
[23:13] ---
    but you can't always have
     what you want.
[23:16] ---
    Many people complain that
     they're short of either money or time.
[23:20] ---
    Well, if things don't go well,
     just give it up.
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that. Our next episode
     will surely be an instant classic!
[23:26] ---
    "The Song of Men
     Who Love Their Toys, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    A special long episode!
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E5 - The Song of Men Who Love Their Toys, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
     an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
     was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
     if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
     and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
     of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
     'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
     station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
     it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    The first step in the invasion of Earth...
[01:34] ---
    ...begins in the kitchen, after dinner.
SIGN    Cosmo DNA
[01:56] ---
    The dishes are all washed!
[01:58] ---
    Thanks, Sarge.
     Need my help putting them up?
[02:00] ---
    No, no! This is my responsibility.
[02:04] ---
    Master Fuyuki, please go watch
     some television and relax.
[02:08] ---
    Really? Then I'll do just that.
[02:14] ---
    To remove grease spots
     like these... Voila! Flour!
SIGN    Flour
[02:18] ---
    Take flour left over from cooking
     tempura, and sprinkle like this...
[02:26] ---
    ...and wipe.
[02:29] ---
    It will be sparkling clean!
[02:31] ---
    Missus, remember today's tip!
[02:35] ---
    What have you been up to until now?
[02:38] ---
    Helping with the housework. Can't you tell?
[02:40] ---
    So why must an invader like you
[02:43] ---
    help with Pekoponian chores like
     dish-washing and cleaning the microwave?
[02:49] ---
    This is all part of my invasion plan.
[02:52] ---
    In what way?!
[02:53] ---
    After a tiring negotiation with Lady Mom,
[02:56] ---
    I'm going to be paid for my work.
[02:59] ---
    Do you know the significance of that?
[03:02] ---
    No idea.
[03:02] ---
    In a nutshell...
[03:05] ---
    Pekoponian assets will flow out into space!
SIGN    Asset Flow
[03:09] ---
    I... I see! An economic invasion!
[03:14] ---
    Tomorrow is the first such pay day.
[03:18] ---
    And first and foremost...
[03:20] ---
    ...I shall invade the toy store!
SIGN    Toy Store <-- Asset Flow
[03:24] ---
    Don't tell me you just
     want more Gundam models.
[03:27] ---
    I shall buy everything they have!
[03:37] ---
    The Song of Men Who
    Love Their Toys, Sir!
[03:47] ---
    And now...
[03:48] ---
    It's Mr. Sucker's turn.
[03:51] ---
    By the way, do you all remember
[03:53] ---
    how you spent your very first allowance?
[03:56] ---
    Well now, I did something very unusual...
[04:00] ---
    Such amazing sucking power!
[04:02] ---
    With it, I'll suck up the dreams
     and hopes of the Pekoponians!
[04:06] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[04:09] ---
    Hey, can you keep it quiet?
     I can't hear the radio.
[04:16] ---
    A power outage?
[04:19] ---
    And so, let's take it nice and easy
     tonight... on Mutsumi's My Radio!
[04:25] ---
    Let's start with tonight's poem.
[04:28] ---
    Mutsumi?
[04:29] ---
    Yes, he's the most popular DJ
    on the air right now.
[04:33] ---
    His poems are so beautiful!
[04:35] ---
    With my first allowance held tightly
    in my little hand, I run forward.
[04:39] ---
    Now that same hand holds you,
    my morsel of tuna.
SIGN    Tuna
[04:48] ---
    Beautiful!
[04:49] ---
    Unsanitary.
[04:52] ---
    And on the following day...
[04:54] ---
    Everyone, the wait is over! Your allowance!
[04:59] ---
    Yes!
[05:01] ---
    Hey, you!
[05:03] ---
    Let's see... First is Natsumi.
[05:06] ---
    Natsumi did very well at school
    this month. Up by 15%.
[05:10] ---
    Yes!
[05:11] ---
    You didn't fare well, Fuyuki.
    A sharp 20% cut.
[05:14] ---
    Aww... there's a book I want.
[05:17] ---
    And Kero-chan!
[05:18] ---
    Kero-chan, this is your very first pay.
[05:21] ---
    Gero?
[05:22] ---
    It includes the base pay, plus overtime,
[05:25] ---
    as well as compensation
     for working on holidays.
SIGN    Plus
[05:26] ---
    Wow!
[05:27] ---
    But I had to deduct rent,
SIGN    Minus Rent
[05:29] ---
    fuel and electricity expenses,
SIGN    Minus Electricity Minus Rent
[05:30] ---
    food and incidentals
SIGN    Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
SIGN    Minus Incidentals Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
SIGN    Minus Miscellaneous Expenses
[05:32] ---
    and other miscellaneous expenses.
[05:35] ---
    Oh, dear...
[05:36] ---
    Talk about a strict allowance management.
[05:39] ---
    It doesn't matter how little it is.
[05:41] ---
    What's important is how hard
    I toiled... my blood and sweat...
[05:44] ---
    The proof of my labor!
[05:47] ---
    Yeah, right! Anyway, while
     steeling myself for disappointment...
[05:53] ---
    Don't worry.
[05:54] ---
    Gero!
[05:55] ---
    Let's see...! About 20 yen?
[05:58] ---
    No way! 3,000?!
[06:00] ---
    Isn't that great, Sarge?
[06:06] ---
    Matilda-san!
[06:09] ---
    Why is that?!
[06:11] ---
    Isn't that a bit too much, Mom?
[06:13] ---
    Why? Kero-chan really worked diligently.
[06:16] ---
    You don't have to be so nice to an alien.
[06:21] ---
    Idiots!
[06:26] ---
    Sure, I'm well aware that he's a hard-worker.
[06:30] ---
    But 3,000 yen is too much!
[06:32] ---
    Why are you complaining, Sis?
     You got a 15% raise.
[06:37] ---
    It's not right! If he hadn't been around,
     I may've gotten a 20% increase!
[06:42] ---
    Cripes! That stupid frog!
[06:46] ---
    Do you folks have a frog for a pet?
[06:48] ---
    What a coincidence.
     I have a frog, too. A yellow one.
[06:55] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[06:56] ---
    Oh, so you know my name?
[06:59] ---
    Now that makes me happy,
    Hinata Natsumi-san.
[07:04] ---
    Who is he?
[07:05] ---
    Huh? Well... he's a third-year
    at our school,
[07:09] ---
    and his name's Saburo-senpai...
    and... um...
[07:12] ---
    Why're you blushing, Sis?
[07:16] ---
    So you're the kid brother, Fuyuki-kun?
[07:19] ---
    Yes...
[07:20] ---
    I'm Saburo. Nice to meet you.
[07:22] ---
    Same here.
SIGN    Trojan Horse Toys
[07:32] ---
    The day has finally come, sir!
[07:35] ---
    At first glance, it looks
     like an average toy store.
SIGN    Trojan Horse Toys
[07:37] ---
    But it's a hole-in-the-wall place
     that stocks neat collector items.
[07:45] ---
    Onward!
[07:47] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[07:57] ---
    Anti-barrier...
    confirmed operational. Okay!
[08:25] ---
    Welcome... huh?
[08:35] ---
    He can't see me! He can't see me!
[08:38] ---
    Now I can spend as much time
    as I want to browse.
[08:42] ---
    Oh, my gosh!
[08:44] ---
    A super-rare Gundam model...
[08:46] ---
    A 1:100 scale MG Gyan model kit,
     left on the shelf so casually!
[08:49] ---
    This toy store is incredible!
[08:52] ---
    Well then, let's buy it and go home!
[08:55] ---
    Huh? Hold on...
[08:57] ---
    How am I going to buy it if I'm invisible?
[09:01] ---
    Shoot, it's impossible.
     Why didn't I realize it sooner?
SIGN    The fool
[09:07] ---
    Oh well, shall I do it? Shall I just do it?
[09:12] ---
    Do that... wicked thing?
[09:27] ---
    That wicked trick...
SIGN    Matsue Castle
[09:33] ---
    Hide a coveted item behind a
     slow seller, such as that castle model.
[09:39] ---
    I shall retreat for now.
[09:42] ---
    And I'll ask Master Fuyuki
    to do the rest...
[09:50] ---
    The anti-barrier wore off!
[09:53] ---
    It can't be helped.
    I'll just wait until dark.
[09:58] ---
    I-I've been seen!
SIGN    Reported
[10:01] ---
    Reported.
SIGN    Arrested
[10:03] ---
    Arrested.
SIGN    Dissected
[10:04] ---
    Dissected.
[10:06] ---
    Oh no!
[10:52] ---
    Oh well, I guess I'll head on home.
[11:15] ---
    Saved. I can't believe
     I haven't been discovered!
[11:20] ---
    Well, that's fine. I'd better go home.
[11:24] ---
    I can't get out!
[11:26] ---
    Help meeee!
[11:29] ---
    What does the future hold for
     the locked-up Sergeant Keroro?
[11:33] ---
    Don't touch that channel and
     look forward to the second half!
[11:43] ---
    The first step in the invasion of Earth...
[11:46] ---
    ...begins with the Sunday laundry.
[11:51] ---
    Gee, I was really worried there for a while.
[11:54] ---
    I seriously thought I might
     end my days at that toy store.
[11:58] ---
    Hey, are you listening?!
[12:00] ---
    Not at all.
[12:02] ---
    Just kidding. I'm listening, so continue.
[12:07] ---
    In the darkness,
     I tried to find a way to escape.
[12:12] ---
    But the shutter door would not budge.
[12:15] ---
    I searched for other exits,
[12:17] ---
    but there was no back door,
     not even a mouse hole.
[12:21] ---
    It was when I had just about given up...
[12:25] ---
    ...that I spied a ray of light from above...!
[12:31] ---
    My apologies!
[12:32] ---
    My narration before the
     commercial break was too exaggerated.
[12:34] ---
    Actually, he kind of sort of escaped
     kind of sort of easily, kind of sort of.
[12:42] ---
    And I hope that no one
     saw you on the way back?
[12:47] ---
    Mmm... probably.
[12:48] ---
    Probably?!
[12:50] ---
    Why, you! Do you intend to
     expose our platoon to danger
[12:53] ---
    because of your silly hobby?!
[12:55] ---
    He called Gundam model-making
    a silly hobby.
[12:58] ---
    Perhaps I should show you
     the way to the real Heaven!
[13:03] ---
    Oh, Sarge!
[13:04] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[13:06] ---
    Where were you last night?
    I was worried.
[13:10] ---
    Sir! Actually, I need to ask you
     for a favor regarding that matter.
[13:14] ---
    Huh? A favor?
[13:17] ---
    Here we are, sir!
[13:19] ---
    This is it? I know this store.
[13:22] ---
    Gero?
[13:23] ---
    When I was little, my father
     used to bring Sis and me here.
[13:28] ---
    Yay!
[13:29] ---
    Yay!
[13:31] ---
    We had a practice of getting whichever
     toys we wanted once a month.
[13:35] ---
    And we always came here to buy something.
[13:38] ---
    I never thought I'd come
     here with you, Sarge.
[13:41] ---
    Wow, they still sell toys like this.
[13:45] ---
    Aren't you Fuyuki from the Hinata family?
[13:48] ---
    Huh?
[13:48] ---
    It is you!
[13:50] ---
    My, how you've grown!
[13:52] ---
    How do you know me?
[13:54] ---
    It's easier to remember a customer's face
[13:56] ---
    than the merchandise.
[13:59] ---
    Are you and your sister getting along?
[14:02] ---
    You two used to fight in front
     of the store over video games.
[14:06] ---
    I remember that! I can't
     believe you remember that, too!
[14:09] ---
    It's sorta embarrassing.
     I haven't been here for so long.
[14:13] ---
    Don't worry. You're at an age
    when you're busy studying.
[14:18] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
[14:23] ---
    It might be nice to reminisce,
[14:27] ---
    but hurry and get that item!
[14:28] ---
    Oh, right.
[14:30] ---
    Huh? Something the matter?
[14:32] ---
    No! It's nothing. Let's see...
[14:35] ---
    Oh, it's behind this.
[14:39] ---
    Hey, if it isn't Fuyuki-kun!
[14:42] ---
    Saburo-san!
[14:43] ---
    So you make plastic models of castles?
[14:46] ---
    You've got peculiar taste.
[14:47] ---
    Uh, no, this is...
[14:49] ---
    I prefer ones like this.
[14:51] ---
    This store is a well-kept secret.
     I come here quite often.
[14:55] ---
    Do you come here often, too?
[14:57] ---
    This, please.
[14:59] ---
    Sure.
SIGN    Oh no!
[15:01] ---
    Err... that's...
[15:03] ---
    Were you planning to buy this, too?
[15:06] ---
    Well, not me, but...
[15:09] ---
    You don't mean the frog that you keep?
[15:13] ---
    Oh, well! Well, don't hold it against me.
[15:15] ---
    With these things, it's the
     early bird who gets the worm.
[15:18] ---
    When will you get a new order of this?
[15:20] ---
    I'm sorry, there won't be any more.
[15:23] ---
    What? But this is popular. It'll sell.
[15:27] ---
    Actually, I'm thinking of closing
     my shop at the end of the month.
[15:34] ---
    Gero!
[15:41] ---
    Business is slow, huh?
[15:43] ---
    How many shops I know
     have closed already?
[15:47] ---
    Those faded boxes of toys
    in the back of that shop
[15:50] ---
    must've been there since
     before we were even born.
[15:55] ---
    I hadn't been there in so long.
[15:58] ---
    Oh well, that's how it goes.
     Don't worry about it, Fuyuki-kun.
[16:06] ---
    I am powerless!
SIGN    Today's Agenda: Save the Toy Store
[16:09] ---
    You slaved hard to earn that money,
[16:11] ---
    and still couldn't buy what you wanted?
[16:13] ---
    That is really powerless!
[16:15] ---
    That's not what I mean, sir!
[16:16] ---
    We, the invaders of Pekopon,
[16:19] ---
    weren't able to save one
     little toy store! What a loser I am.
[16:23] ---
    Save it and do what?
[16:25] ---
    If you have such time, use it to
     come up with a good invasion plan!
[16:28] ---
    Invasion! Invasion!
     Is that all you have in your head?!
[16:32] ---
    Naturally! Why do you
     think we came to Pekopon?!
[16:36] ---
    Can't you understand
     the feelings of that old soldier
[16:39] ---
    who protected that
     little toy store all by himself?!
[16:43] ---
    So tell me! Just what
     does a toy store have to do
[16:46] ---
    with the invasion of Pekopon?
[16:49] ---
    Forget it! I won't ask you!
[16:51] ---
    I have no choice. I'll go alone, sir!
SIGN    Save the Toy Store!
[16:56] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[16:57] ---
    Get the Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, ready!
[17:00] ---
    Huh?! That one!
[17:05] ---
    Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, launching initiated.
[17:07] ---
    Core Block transformation begun.
[17:13] ---
    Pilder On!
[17:20] ---
    I will speak to the old man personally
    to convince him!
[17:24] ---
    I don't think he'll take you seriously.
[17:27] ---
    You think so, too?
[17:29] ---
    Besides, I think it's strange
     to wear a suit to a toy store.
[17:35] ---
    Then...
[17:39] ---
    Welcome... huh?
[17:42] ---
    So? What kind of get-up did he go in?
[17:46] ---
    According to him,
    the perfect outfit for a toy store.
[17:50] ---
    Perfect outfit?
[17:55] ---
    Owner, it's a bad idea
     to close your shop, sir!
[17:59] ---
    If business is bad, I will shop like mad
    at your store, sir!
[18:05] ---
    For my first purchase,
     I'll use this 3,000 yen, and...
[18:09] ---
    Let's see, what should I get...
[18:12] ---
    I know!
[18:14] ---
    I'll get this today.
SIGN    Matsue Castle
[18:16] ---
    Yes! Every month on my pay day,
    I will come here to shop.
[18:22] ---
    So, please continue to stay open, sir!
SIGN    No Way Out
[18:31] ---
    I did it again.
[18:33] ---
    I don't care any more!
[18:34] ---
    From Keron, 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
[18:40] ---
    I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
     of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[18:43] ---
    Sergeant Keroro!
[18:44] ---
    I will conquer Pekopon,
[18:47] ---
    sweep out the current foolish politicians,
[18:49] ---
    and make sure the old men, and the children,
     and the small toy shop owners in the towns
SIGN    Healthy Business
[18:54] ---
    can live in comfort!
[18:59] ---
    Oh, please wait, mister! I was just
    kidding about conquering Pekopon, sir!
[19:02] ---
    I just want you to do your best
     like you have been all these years
[19:06] ---
    and keep the shop open, sir!
[19:08] ---
    And I wanted to help you
     if I could... That's all! So...
[19:13] ---
    Please don't turn me in!
[19:20] ---
    Actually, my son in the country
    and his wife just had a baby.
[19:24] ---
    They just renovated their home
     and asked me to come live with them.
[19:30] ---
    So it's the perfect opportunity.
[19:33] ---
    But...
[19:34] ---
    Here you are.
[19:36] ---
    I don't know who you are,
     or where you're from.
[19:38] ---
    But I'm very touched that
     you're so concerned about my store.
[19:43] ---
    Thank you.
SIGN    For lease
[19:54] ---
    Places that just seemed normal to be there...
[19:58] ---
    Time that just seemed normal to have...
[20:02] ---
    We are cold to normality.
[20:05] ---
    And that's why "normality"
     cannot bear the pain and runs away.
[20:11] ---
    Only when "normality" is gone
     do we finally notice it.
[20:15] ---
    I wonder if we'll continue to lose
    even more of what's "normal"?
[20:26] ---
    Oh, good morning, Sarge!
[20:28] ---
    Oh, Master Fuyuki! Good morning, sir!
[20:32] ---
    Hey, what happened to the
     model of a castle from the other day?
[20:35] ---
    Oh, when I began building it,
     I realized the depth of the subject.
[20:39] ---
    I'm sure it will make a great diorama
[20:41] ---
    when combined with Gundam models.
[20:43] ---
    Well, when you're done, let me know.
[20:45] ---
    Roger that!
[20:46] ---
    And that brings a subject to discuss.
[20:50] ---
    The Gundam models
     I have now just don't cut it.
[20:53] ---
    I think MG Gyan would be
[20:55] ---
    an ideal companion for the castle model.
[20:57] ---
    Don't you want to see
     how it'll turn out?
[21:00] ---
    Well... yeah...
[21:01] ---
    If so...
[21:03] ---
    ...will you lend me some money?
[21:05] ---
    When we conquer Pekopon,
     I will repay you two-fold!
[21:09] ---
    No way!
[21:10] ---
    Hey, you two! What're you up to
    so early in the day?
[21:13] ---
    Oh! Lady Natsumi,
    she with the 15% raise!
[21:18] ---
    If you let me keep your allowance,
     I will triple its value.
[21:24] ---
    As if I'd fall for such a trick!
[21:27] ---
    You hit me! You hit me twice!
[21:30] ---
    The road to the conquest of Earth
    seems to be far, far off.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
     Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
     3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
     Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
     Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
     Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
     Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
     messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
     tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
     but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
     Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
     so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
     blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
     Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's me, Natsumi!
[23:08] ---
    Say, did you know
     Japanese people write "annoying"
[23:10] ---
    by combining characters
     that mean "May" and "fly"?
[23:12] ---
    I wonder if flies in May
     are particularly annoying...
[23:15] ---
    I think "June frog" would
     also work. Don't you agree?
[23:16] ---
    Although our frog is
     annoying all year round.
[23:19] ---
    Come to think of it,
    don't they hibernate?
[23:21] ---
    Never mind such things! Next time, we go
     to the sea! It's an adventure of love!
[23:24] ---
    "Momoka's Romantic Plan
     on the South Seas, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    And...
[23:27] ---
    "Momoka's Spooky Plan
     on the South Seas, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E6 - Momoka's Romantic Plan on the South Seas, Sir! / Momoka's Spooky Plan on the South Seas, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:30] ---
    It's vacation time!
SIGN    Negative Ion Photocatalysis
[01:32] ---
    Cleaning time!
[01:34] ---
    The outdoors!
SIGN    Weeds Annihilated
[01:36] ---
    Pulling weeds!
[01:37] ---
    Let's play!
[01:37] ---
    Sports! Healthy sweat!
SIGN    Cruelty Darkness Trauma
[01:41] ---
    A trip in search of deeper inner-self.
SIGN    Shadow Suspicion Domesticity
SIGN    Loss of Pension Hypertension Recession
SIGN    Futures contract Purines The 45-Year-Old Virgin
SIGN    The Difficult Series Introduction to Philosophy
[01:46] ---
    Gero!
[01:47] ---
    Why do I always get treated like this?
SIGN    Snap Snap
[01:49] ---
    Everyone else's enjoying
    the Golden Week holidays,
[01:52] ---
    but no one offered
    to take me anywhere.
[01:55] ---
    I'm idling away my youth!
[01:58] ---
    There will be crowds of people
    on a day like this.
[02:01] ---
    If you're captured, you might
    get dissected, you know.
[02:05] ---
    Not that again!
[02:06] ---
    What are you?
    A demon in human skin?!
SIGN    Nishizawa-san
[02:09] ---
    Oh, it's from Nishizawa-san.
SIGN    How dare you ignore me?
[02:12] ---
    Hello?
[02:14] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun!
[02:16] ---
    What's happening?
[02:17] ---
    Um, wanna go on a beach
    vacation with me?
[02:21] ---
    The beach?
    A-At this busy time of year?
[02:23] ---
    You have to go with me,
    or I'll be in trouble!
[02:26] ---
    Huh? Oh... Okay.
[02:28] ---
    Okay then, I'll come and get you now.
[02:32] ---
    Huh?
[02:43] ---
    What is going on?
[02:47] ---
    What the...?
[02:48] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[02:50] ---
    I'm here to pick you up!
SIGN    NPG Nishizawa Peach Group
[02:55] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[03:00] ---
    Momoka's Romantic Plan
    on the South Seas, Sir!
[03:07] ---
    I can't believe we're going
    to a villa on a private helicopter.
[03:11] ---
    I keep forgetting that the
    Nishizawa family is extremely rich.
[03:15] ---
    I'm impressed, Fuyuki!
[03:17] ---
    When did you become good friends
    with such a cute girl?
[03:21] ---
    Same here.
[03:22] ---
    Give me a frickin' break.
[03:24] ---
    Why did all those unwanted people
    have to come along?
[03:26] ---
    At this rate,
[03:27] ---
    my "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki-kun during
    a thrilling tropical paradise tour" plan
[03:31] ---
    will be totally frickin' ruined.
[03:32] ---
    Yay! It's a huge puddle!
[03:36] ---
    Oh, Mr. Sergeant... You are just like
    an innocent child at heart!
[03:40] ---
    Don't you dumbos get too carried away.
[03:42] ---
    Our purpose is to take over Pekopon.
[03:45] ---
    The only reason I came along is because
    you said this'd be a recon mission.
[03:49] ---
    It's sure been a long time since
    the three of us have gone out!
[03:49] ---
    Oh, there is an island! Hey!
[03:51] ---
    Are you listening to me at all?
[03:53] ---
    You're right!
[03:54] ---
    We will soon be arriving
     at our destination.
[03:57] ---
    Oh, I apologize for not
    introducing myself sooner.
[04:00] ---
    My name is Paul Moriyama,
    and I work for Miss Momoka.
[04:06] ---
    Um, Nishizawa-san. I should've
    asked you earlier, but that man...
[04:08] ---
    Oh, don't worry about Paul.
[04:11] ---
    He understands the situation
    about all of you.
[04:13] ---
    Oh, good.
[04:20] ---
    S-So this is an ocean!
[04:23] ---
    It looks magnificent when
    you see it up close.
[04:25] ---
    Up, down, left, or right,
    there's water everywhere!
[04:30] ---
    This... is all water?
[04:34] ---
    That's great news to hear!
[04:35] ---
    Then is this Heaven?!
    Or perhaps Utopia?! Woohoo!
[04:41] ---
    So salty!
[04:43] ---
    What an astonishing surprise...
    or should I say, betrayal!
[04:48] ---
    That's seawater, Sergeant.
    It contains a huge amount of salt.
[04:54] ---
    What?! I didn't find such info on the net!
[04:57] ---
    Um, well, it's within the bounds
    of common sense...
[05:01] ---
    So it's huge but useless.
[05:03] ---
    We'll fill this ocean with land
    when we conquer Pekopon.
[05:08] ---
    Sarge, 70 percent of Earth's surface
    is covered by oceans.
SIGN    Really?
[05:17] ---
    Maybe I shouldn't invade this place.
SIGN    For a reason like that?
[05:18] ---
    For a reason like that?
[05:20] ---
    My "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki during
    a thrilling tropical paradise tour"...
[05:23] ---
    My Fuyuki... Alone with my dear Fuyuki...
[05:25] ---
    Are we the only ones on this island?
[05:28] ---
    Yes. So please make yourself at home.
[05:32] ---
    All right, then. Let's get changed
    and start enjoying our vacation!
[05:35] ---
    The dressing room is
    right this way. I'll take you.
[05:38] ---
    Huh? Do you mean in that hotel? No way!
[05:46] ---
    It's Paul...
[05:49] ---
    The setup is now complete!
[05:50] ---
    This design has a fresh and girly appeal.
[05:53] ---
    It's summer, but for a spring feeling,
    we've gone with a peach (momo) motif.
[05:56] ---
    This will keep Fuyuki-kun's eyes
     glued on me for sure!
[05:59] ---
    Oh! I'm shameless sometimes.
[06:02] ---
    This sure reminds me that Tokyo
    is not a place for people to live in.
[06:05] ---
    Especially the rooms of people
    in the anime business.
[06:09] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[06:10] ---
    Momoka-chan!
[06:12] ---
    Oh, how cute!
[06:14] ---
    Not simply cute, this also has
    a touch of sophistication.
SIGN    Clothes Hide Her Figure
[06:17] ---
    You'll love the sharp and stylish colors.
[06:20] ---
    Something wrong?
[06:22] ---
    Oh, you have such a nice figure.
SIGN    Darn it Darn it Darn it...
[06:25] ---
    I don't have a chance if
    I'm compared to "her."
[06:28] ---
    Who?
[06:30] ---
    Three!
[06:32] ---
    Two!
[06:34] ---
    One!
[06:35] ---
    This piece is for sophisticated women.
[06:38] ---
    The high quality and the
    glitter make this piece gorgeous!
[06:44] ---
    Come on, let's swim!
[06:47] ---
    I won't give up so easily.
[06:49] ---
    I've studied hard for this day.
[06:51] ---
    The irrestible... bikini model pose!
[06:55] ---
    Fuyuki-kun.
[06:56] ---
    Sarge! Tamama!
[06:59] ---
    Oh no! They're all dried out!
[07:05] ---
    Yeah... I figured something was wrong...
[07:09] ---
    But I was feeling so nice and comfortable.
[07:12] ---
    I see a beautiful
    flower garden across the river...
[07:12] ---
    Nishizawa-san, can you bring
    fresh water in a tub?
[07:14] ---
    S-Sure!
[07:24] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
    I've had enough of the ocean.
[07:27] ---
    Oh, don't say that. Are you ready?
[07:30] ---
    Here I go!
[07:31] ---
    What am I supposed to do
[07:33] ---
    Heads up, Sarge!
[07:34] ---
    Now I see how it is!
[07:37] ---
    Falling velocity, check.
[07:39] ---
    Trajectory assessment, check.
[07:54] ---
    Um... this is pretty fun.
[07:58] ---
    I want to join, too!
[08:00] ---
    You'll die if you get hit.
[08:02] ---
    Come on, who's next?
[08:05] ---
    I guess it's okay,
     since they're having fun...
[08:08] ---
    Here!
[08:09] ---
    How dare you! You'd better be
    prepared for this one!
[08:11] ---
    I'm sorry! Wait a minute...
[08:13] ---
    I'm so pleased
[08:15] ---
    that everyone is enjoying
    themselves in their own way.
[08:18] ---
    But what am I doing all by myself?!
[08:21] ---
    I'm going to force my way in!
[08:22] ---
    Momoka, full speed ahead!
[08:24] ---
    Or so you'd think...
[08:29] ---
    My plan is for Fuyuki to
    rescue me from drowning.
SIGN    Drowning
SIGN    Physical contact
[08:34] ---
    Close contact!
SIGN    And then...
[08:35] ---
    Then mouth-to-mouth!
SIGN    Kiss mouth to mouth
[08:37] ---
    This will make Fuyuki and me...
[08:39] ---
    I'm calling this the "Salvaging Love" plan.
SIGN    Salvaging Love Plan
[08:42] ---
    Oh, no...!
[08:43] ---
    I got a cramp in my leg... Help!
[08:46] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[08:47] ---
    Oh no! Momocchi's in trouble!
[08:49] ---
    Heeeelp! Especially Fuyuki-kun!
[08:52] ---
    What?! But I can't swim!
    What should I do?
[08:55] ---
    What?!
[08:56] ---
    Hold on to this!
SIGN    Eeek!
[08:57] ---
    The current is too strong!
[08:59] ---
    Didn't she dodge just now?
[09:01] ---
    Momoka!
[09:02] ---
    I'm coming now!
[09:03] ---
    What? My plan will fail if they come.
[09:07] ---
    Paul, what's taking you so long?!
[09:12] ---
    Oh, no!
[09:13] ---
    A killer shark?
[09:15] ---
    Mom!
[09:17] ---
    Momoka-sama is always so prepared.
[09:19] ---
    She arranged for me to be here
    just in case things didn't work out.
[09:26] ---
    Who...?
[09:29] ---
    You jerkface!
    Why are you after Natsumi and Aki?
[09:33] ---
    What are you up to?
[09:37] ---
    Paul?
[09:46] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[09:47] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[09:48] ---
    Now I'm really drowning...
[09:52] ---
    Momoka-sama!
[09:53] ---
    We'll save this battle for next time.
[09:59] ---
    So Natsumi and Aki were not
    his target? But...
[10:04] ---
    ...we can't let our guard down.
[10:06] ---
    Those are a warrior's eyes.
[10:17] ---
    Nishizawa-san.
[10:19] ---
    We have to try CPR.
[10:21] ---
    I can take care of that!
[10:25] ---
    The greatest sucker! Space Octopus!
[10:28] ---
    You can do difficult
    resuscitations easily, even at home.
[10:31] ---
    People are surprised at the results!
[10:41] ---
    W-Where am I?
[10:42] ---
    Good, you're conscious now.
[10:44] ---
    Well, it all worked out in the end.
[10:48] ---
    Momoka's plan was unsuccessful,
    but she at least got a hot kiss.
[11:05] ---
    What a beautiful sunset!
[11:08] ---
    How pretty...
[11:09] ---
    Summary of Part A:
[11:10] ---
    The sergeant and the others
    are on an island in the South Seas.
[11:13] ---
    End of summary.
[11:15] ---
    Th-This sets the perfect mood!
SIGN    Handsomeness
    increased 30%
[11:19] ---
    What's the matter, Nishizawa-san?
[11:22] ---
    H-He's blinding! But I can't
    miss this opportunity!
[11:27] ---
    Uh... um...
[11:29] ---
    I have to confess my love...
SIGN    Handsomeness
    increased 50%
[11:35] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... I... I like...
SIGN    Handsomeness
    increased 70%
[11:41] ---
    Like...
SIGN    100%
    Can't see him!!
[11:44] ---
    Like...
[11:47] ---
    Hey stop!
SIGN    Noooo!
[11:51] ---
    Shucks.
[11:51] ---
    He got away.
[11:53] ---
    He said he missed home
    once he saw the ocean.
[11:56] ---
    Youngsters nowadays are such babies.
[12:00] ---
    Funny... That looked familiar
    to me for some reason.
[12:02] ---
    No, no... It has nothing to do with you!
[12:08] ---
    Momoka's Spooky Plan
    on the South Seas, Sir!
SIGN    Nishizawa Peach Group
[12:35] ---
    This is strange.
    My body feels so heavy...
[12:38] ---
    Okay, everyone! We are going to
     start preparing for dinner!
[12:41] ---
    Fuyuki, go get some firewood!
[12:43] ---
    Sure.
[12:44] ---
    Natsumi, get the dishes ready!
[12:46] ---
    Okay...
[12:47] ---
    Oh, Momoka-chan,
     can you help prepare the food?
[12:49] ---
    Sure! I really love to cook.
[12:54] ---
    It looks like fun!
[12:57] ---
    Lady Mom, we want to help, too.
[13:01] ---
    Oh! In that case,
     go and play some games!
[13:04] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[13:05] ---
    I love resort hotels. They
    usually have old-fashioned games.
[13:09] ---
    I'm going to play a transient gambler
     in a token game.
[13:14] ---
    There is something not right here, sir.
[13:19] ---
    You're very good, Momoka-chan.
[13:21] ---
    Oh no, I'm really not.
[13:24] ---
    My hand slipped. Shame on me.
[13:27] ---
    I'll go wash it off!
[13:31] ---
    I wonder how far she's going?
[13:36] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[13:38] ---
    N-Now it's finally my chance
    to confess my love...
[13:41] ---
    Fu... Fuyuki-kun...
[13:42] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[13:46] ---
    Sarge! Tamama! What's the matter?
[13:48] ---
    Not only did I beat out the invaders,
[13:49] ---
    I also became a millionaire!
[13:52] ---
    But I feel we are not
     helping very much, sir.
[13:55] ---
    We want to do something
    more challenging, sir!
[13:59] ---
    All right then, start making
    a tsunami barrier to keep us safe!
[14:03] ---
    Right on! That's our department!
[14:05] ---
    It sure is!
[14:06] ---
    This is the lookout area.
[14:08] ---
    Wow! That looks awesome.
[14:11] ---
    Hey, you two.
[14:14] ---
    Sarge and Tamama are having so much fun.
[14:18] ---
    Stop! Please stop!
[14:18] ---
    Quit interfering with my plans, you morons!
[14:22] ---
    Thank you for dinner!
[14:25] ---
    Is something wrong, Natsumi?
[14:27] ---
    My body feels so heavy and dull...
[14:29] ---
    Maybe you ate too much.
[14:34] ---
    I can't be overawed by this family.
[14:36] ---
    I must move on to my next plan...
[14:40] ---
    Um, everyone. I have a suggestion...
[14:44] ---
    What's the matter, Sarge?
[14:45] ---
    Gone. Gone. It's gone, sir!
SIGN    Disappearance
[14:49] ---
    The strawberry shortcake that
    I was looking forward to eating is gone!
[14:55] ---
    Oh, I get it. It must be Tamama's doing.
[14:59] ---
    Come on, Mr. Sergeant,
    I wouldn't do such a thing... oh?
[15:03] ---
    My shortcake is gone, too!
[15:11] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, could it be...
[15:13] ---
    D-Do you suspect me?
[15:14] ---
    What?
[15:15] ---
    Mine is gone, too! It was just here.
[15:19] ---
    Huh? Everyone else's is gone, as well.
[15:23] ---
    You're right. How could this happen?
[15:25] ---
    How come everyone is looking at me?
[15:28] ---
    Oh, I see. The plan has
    already started. Right, Paul?
[15:32] ---
    Good job!
[15:35] ---
    This must be caused by a ghost.
[15:38] ---
    Huh?
[15:39] ---
    And...
[15:42] ---
    I resent...
[15:43] ---
    Speaking of ghosts,
    it's time to test our courage!
[15:45] ---
    And I just happen to have
    what we need to do a draw!
[15:48] ---
    Let's draw to choose a partner!
    Two each, of course.
[15:51] ---
    Here!
[15:52] ---
    O-Okay. It sounds like it'll be fun...
[15:56] ---
    You have Number 13!
    And, what do you know, so do I.
[16:00] ---
    Let's do our best!
[16:02] ---
    Oh... huh. Sure.
[16:07] ---
    The route will be to the
    middle of the island and back.
[16:11] ---
    You'll find something
    that looks like this there.
[16:15] ---
    Please bring it back.
[16:17] ---
    Wow, you're so prepared.
[16:19] ---
    Of course. You don't know
    how meticulous I was
[16:20] ---
    when I planned this whole thing.
[16:22] ---
    We'll be the first ones to go!
[16:24] ---
    See you later, ma'am!
[16:26] ---
    What a disgraceful ghost
    for taking our cakes.
[16:30] ---
    We must catch it and punish it!
[16:32] ---
    We'll go next, ma'am!
[16:34] ---
    Here we come!
[16:40] ---
    So far so good.
    I'm finally alone with Fuyuki-kun...
[16:44] ---
    All I need now is for Paul
     to come out
SIGN    Eeek!
[16:45] ---
    at the right moment
    and scare us.
SIGN    Stuck Together
[16:47] ---
    I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN    Greater Intimacy
[16:48] ---
    You're safe, Nishizawa-san...
SIGN    Closer Contact
[16:50] ---
    Then, with a little bit of luck...
[16:52] ---
    My first... kiss!
[16:56] ---
    She has already had her first kiss.
[16:58] ---
    Shall we start?
[17:00] ---
    S-Sure.
[17:19] ---
    I don't have time to
    play around with you now!
[17:21] ---
    Wait!
[17:22] ---
    Are you feeling a little better, Natsumi?
[17:25] ---
    Yeah... kind of.
[17:27] ---
    Oh... Not again...
[17:31] ---
    What on Earth is this?
[17:35] ---
    I am resentful...
SIGN    Whirrr...
[17:39] ---
    Oops, I didn't mean to turn it on.
[17:41] ---
    Wait for me!
[17:54] ---
    Those are the eyes of an animal on the prowl.
[17:57] ---
    What has stirred you up?
[18:02] ---
    I'm prepared to lay down my life
    for Momoka-sama!
[18:06] ---
    I have something to protect,
    even if I must sacrifice my life!
[18:12] ---
    Me and you...
[18:14] ---
    You and I...
[18:17] ---
    We are not so different.
[18:26] ---
    Lady Mom! Lady Natsumi!
    What happened...
[18:34] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[18:36] ---
    I knew they were just
    typical wimpy Pekoponians.
[18:38] ---
    Tamama, now is the time
    to show our real courage!
[18:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[18:45] ---
    Huh?
[18:46] ---
    I apologize for suspecting you earlier...
[18:50] ---
    I'm sorry, too. I acted childishly.
[18:54] ---
    Look at those stars!
[18:57] ---
    They're beautiful...
[18:59] ---
    Being so far from home,
    we only have each other to depend on.
[19:03] ---
    We need to get along
    and support each other.
[19:08] ---
    Comrades... Home...
    I want to return home...
[19:21] ---
    I found the mark!
[19:23] ---
    Great! This is where
    we're supposed to turn around.
[19:27] ---
    Now, let's hurry up and return.
[19:29] ---
    All right.
[19:30] ---
    Which way?
[19:30] ---
    It's so quiet. I wouldn't be
    surprised if a ghost appeared.
[19:36] ---
    I think it's about time for Paul
    to come out and scare us.
[19:40] ---
    Oh? What's that?
[19:42] ---
    Oh, no! Is it a ghost?
[19:43] ---
    No, a zombie?
[19:45] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, I'm scared!
[19:47] ---
    It's okay, Nishizawa-san.
[19:49] ---
    Yes! Fuyuki-kun feels so close to me.
[19:54] ---
    I wish... this moment
    could last forever...
[20:02] ---
    We're the only ones here...
[20:06] ---
    Plus the zombie.
SIGN    A Strange Discovery
[20:07] ---
    What?!
[20:08] ---
    Why are you sticking around?
[20:12] ---
    Paul?
[20:13] ---
    Giroro?
[20:14] ---
    Who are you?
[20:19] ---
    I'm sorry! I was having trouble
    taking it off...
[20:22] ---
    Thank you for your help.
[20:24] ---
    You're the ghost... at our home...
[20:29] ---
    I'm so embarrassed
    that a human helped me...
[20:34] ---
    I want to disappear...
[20:37] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[20:39] ---
    Momoka-sama!
SIGN    Nishizawa Peach Group
[20:45] ---
    We had so much fun! Yes, sir!
[20:46] ---
    We sure did!
[20:49] ---
    Thanks, Nishizawa-san.
     I had a great time.
[20:52] ---
    It was a little scary
    by the end, though.
[20:55] ---
    We had fun, too.
[20:57] ---
    Yeah. Even though my shoulders
    feel heavy.
[21:03] ---
    I'm glad to hear that everyone
    had a good time.
[21:07] ---
    It was worth buying it.
[21:08] ---
    Huh?
[21:09] ---
    Buying...?
[21:10] ---
    Buying what?
[21:11] ---
    That island. I had the hotel built, too.
SIGN    A bourgeois discovered!
[21:17] ---
    Momoka's "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki-kun
    during a thrilling tropical paradise tour" plan
[21:21] ---
    ended with a little bit of success!
[21:22] ---
    Total expense:
SIGN    5 billion yen!!
[21:24] ---
    5 billion yen!!
[21:27] ---
    The origins of a mysterious dead
    creature found in the south seas
[21:30] ---
    are still unknown. It's causing
    controversy among the specialists.
[21:31] ---
    Oh, it peeled off beautifully.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    I'm Mois.
[23:08] ---
    I'm actually not coming on until next week.
[23:10] ---
    Is this, like, an early entrance?
[23:12] ---
    There's a planet that releases alien koi fish
[23:14] ---
    into house ponds on Children's Day.
[23:16] ---
    The children try to fight the koi fish,
[23:18] ---
    but they actually get eaten by the fish...
[23:19] ---
    Am I talking too much?
    Or, like, over quota?
[23:22] ---
    And so the next story is:
[23:23] ---
    "Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    And...
[23:27] ---
    "Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    Two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E7 - Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir! / Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    The Prophet said,
[01:33] ---
    "Century 10-72."
[01:36] ---
    In the seventh month of 1999,
[01:39] ---
    the Great Lord of Terror
    will descend from the sky,
[01:42] ---
    in order to resurrect
    King Angolmois.
[01:45] ---
    Wow, this is an inexplicable
    and awesome prophecy.
[01:50] ---
    Yeah. But it didn't come true, after all.
[01:54] ---
    Five years have passed since then.
[02:01] ---
    Oh?
[02:19] ---
    Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir!
[02:24] ---
    She fell from the roof?
[02:26] ---
    That's right! She came rolling down!
[02:29] ---
    Maybe she fell down from space!
[02:32] ---
    Dummy.
[02:33] ---
    She looks just like any other
    high school girl hanging out in Shibuya.
[02:37] ---
    You're right.
[02:40] ---
    What a relief! You're awake now.
[02:42] ---
    Are you okay now?
[02:43] ---
    Huh? Where am I?
[02:46] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[02:48] ---
    My color spray ran out, sir!
[02:53] ---
    S-She saw me!
[02:55] ---
    Oh, no!
[02:56] ---
    Um... This is... Um...
[02:59] ---
    Uncle Keroro!
[03:01] ---
    Huh?
[03:03] ---
    You know this stupid frog?
[03:04] ---
    So that means... Are you an alien?!
[03:09] ---
    H-How did you know?
[03:11] ---
    I thought I'd flawlessly
    disguised myself as a Pekoponian...
[03:14] ---
    I was right!
[03:15] ---
    Then I've left myself no choice...
[03:17] ---
    Or, like, karmic justice? I am forced to...
SIGN    You reap what you sow.
[03:20] ---
    ...disclose my identity!
[03:21] ---
    Or, like, desperate measures?
SIGN    Stripping Abandoning herself to despair
[03:29] ---
    My name is Angol Mois.
    As was promised 500 years ago,
[03:33] ---
    I have come to destroy this Pekopon.
[03:35] ---
    Oh! Look who's here!
    You are Lady Mois from the Angol tribe.
[03:40] ---
    You look so grown up now...
[03:42] ---
    Long time no see, Uncle!
[03:44] ---
    "Uncle"?
[03:45] ---
    That's right! He used to play with me
     often when I was young.
[03:50] ---
    We Keronians have a long-standing
    alliance with the Angol tribe.
[03:55] ---
    S-Sis!
[03:56] ---
    Huh?
[03:57] ---
    This is amazing! Angolmois
    is the Great Lord of Terror!
[04:01] ---
    The prophecy was true, even though
     it was five years off. How exciting!
[04:06] ---
    I'm flattered.
    Or, like, hero's welcome?
[04:09] ---
    Of course!
    Although you're late by five years.
[04:12] ---
    Eh! Five years late?
SIGN    1999 July
SIGN    2999 July
SIGN    2099 July
SIGN    2009 July
SIGN    2004 July
SIGN    2004 May
[04:17] ---
    Oh, my gosh!
SIGN    Nap
[04:20] ---
    I actually got here 500 years early,
     so I took a nap in orbit!
SIGN    Nap
[04:24] ---
    And look what happened!
[04:25] ---
    You were never an early riser,
     Lady Mois, ma'am.
[04:29] ---
    There is no time for this.
[04:31] ---
    I shall start demolishing Pekopon!
[04:33] ---
    Or, like, self-redemption!
[04:35] ---
    What?!
[04:36] ---
    Wow! This is great!
[04:38] ---
    Angol tribe's Ultimate Esoteric Technique!!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[04:41] ---
    Armageddon!
[04:43] ---
    Activate!
[04:44] ---
    Huh?
[04:46] ---
    What...? This can't be...!
[04:48] ---
    It's gone!
[04:50] ---
    I lost the Angol tribe's sacred treasure
    that has been passed down for generations!
[04:52] ---
    Oh, the Lucifer Spear?
[04:54] ---
    Without it, I won't be able
    to destroy Pekopon!
[04:57] ---
    Could this be the sacred treasure
     you're looking for?
[05:02] ---
    Giroro...
[05:05] ---
    Huh? An ordinary cell phone?
[05:07] ---
    What? Where did you get that gadget?
[05:10] ---
    That is my "Lucifer Spear" I dropped!
[05:13] ---
    What?
[05:14] ---
    I knew it!
[05:20] ---
    My Lucifer Spear!
[05:21] ---
    Hey! What are you trying to do?
[05:24] ---
    I'm going to keep this!
[05:25] ---
    What?!
[05:27] ---
    How did Giroro get hold of the
    "Lucifer Spear" in the first place?
[05:30] ---
    Also, what is the reason behind
    Corporal Giroro's tattered condition?
[05:33] ---
    Start the VCR!
SIGN    Giroro
[05:44] ---
    Oh, that's what happened?
[05:46] ---
    I had no idea.
[05:48] ---
    Please give it back to me!
    Without it, I won't be able to...
[05:51] ---
    I will use this
    to threaten the Pekoponians!
[05:58] ---
    What?!
[06:01] ---
    Natsumi?
[06:01] ---
    I won't let you keep
    such a dangerous thing!
[06:04] ---
    Please give it back!
[06:10] ---
    It's mine.
[06:15] ---
    Uncle!
[06:19] ---
    Run, Keroro! Take that and escape!
[06:22] ---
    That weapon will be our trump card!
[06:25] ---
    Oh, I see!
[06:26] ---
    Uncle!
[06:27] ---
    Huh?
[06:28] ---
    I'll be in trouble without it!
[06:31] ---
    Here...
[06:32] ---
    You! Stupid frog!
[06:34] ---
    You'll go without dinner if you
    don't hand that thing over to me!
[06:37] ---
    No dinner?
[06:38] ---
    Hurry! I don't know how much longer
     I can keep them still.
[06:42] ---
    U-Uncle...!
[06:44] ---
    Just give it to me, now!
SIGN    Uncle
    Stupid Frog
    Keroro
[06:46] ---
    Uncle!
[06:47] ---
    I'll never feed you again
    if you don't give it back!
[06:47] ---
    What are you doing? Just take off!
SIGN    Emotional Conflict
[06:51] ---
    What should I do?!
[06:54] ---
    Cool! They're fighting over
     the Earth's fate.
[06:57] ---
    And it's happening in my yard!
[06:59] ---
    I'm downright torn between
    love and duty! I'm... I'm...
SIGN    Conquest
SIGN    Incoming call
[07:08] ---
    Gero?
[07:09] ---
    Um, hello?
    Oh, Lady Mois's honorable father?
[07:13] ---
    It has been a long time since I saw you.
[07:14] ---
    Huh? Lady Mois? Yes, she is right here!
[07:18] ---
    Lady Mois, it's your honorable father.
[07:20] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[07:22] ---
    Hello, Father.
[07:24] ---
    Yes. There has been a delay,
     but I'll begin now!
[07:28] ---
    What?!
[07:28] ---
    How could you...?!
[07:35] ---
    Command Input!
[07:38] ---
    Change!
[07:40] ---
    Lucifer Spear!
[07:48] ---
    Now, this time is the real thing!
SIGN    Genuine
[07:50] ---
    Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[07:53] ---
    Armageddon! Activate!
SIGN    Hinata residence Earth's Crust Mantle
SIGN    Lithosphere Asthenosphere
SIGN    Outer Core Inner Core
[08:04] ---
    It's five years late,
     but the prophecy was true!
[08:06] ---
    What are we going to do?
[08:08] ---
    Armageddon has started!
[08:10] ---
    You fool!
[08:17] ---
    Hey... Can you please stop that?
[08:20] ---
    I'm not tired. It'll be done shortly.
[08:24] ---
    No, I don't want you to finish it!
[08:26] ---
    China!
[08:26] ---
    India!
[08:27] ---
    And the Galapagos Islands!
[08:31] ---
    You idiot!
[08:32] ---
    What are you going to do about this?
[08:33] ---
    This planet is coming to an end
    because of you!
[08:37] ---
    It's over! It's over!
    And it's your fault! It's all your fault!
[08:44] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
[08:45] ---
    the only thing I can do is to
    destroy the Earth completely.
[08:48] ---
    Lady Mois! Go for it all the way!
[08:51] ---
    What?
[08:52] ---
    Okay, Uncle. I'll do my best.
[08:55] ---
    Or, like, one-girl army?
[08:58] ---
    You dumbo! So you persist
    all the more stubbornly?!
[09:00] ---
    I'm going to conquer Pekopon
    once it's ruined.
[09:08] ---
    Don't you get it?!
[09:08] ---
    There's not going to be an Earth to conquer!!
SIGN    1 Minute Left to Earth's Destruction
[09:13] ---
    One minute to Earth's destruction.
[09:16] ---
    Fuyuki! Why are you so relaxed?
[09:19] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[09:21] ---
    Sarge, if Earth is destroyed,
[09:24] ---
    you won't be able to buy
    any more Gundam models.
[09:33] ---
    Lady Mois! Stop! Stop!
[09:35] ---
    We need to postpone our
    Earth destruction mission!
[09:37] ---
    What?
[09:38] ---
    There has been a change in the circumstances!
[09:40] ---
    Now is a reeeeally bad time
    to destroy Pekopon!
[09:42] ---
    B-But... My father told me to...
[09:45] ---
    Lady Mois!
[09:46] ---
    I'll personally explain the situation
    to your honorable father!
[09:53] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    4 Seconds Left to Earth's Destruction
SIGN    3 Seconds Left to Earth's Destruction
[09:56] ---
    Evasion of Armageddon!
[09:59] ---
    Wow, that was a close one.
[10:02] ---
    Keroro, how dare you!
[10:04] ---
    You kept changing your mind!
[10:06] ---
    That is not the action of a man!
[10:08] ---
    Grit your teeth! I will correct you!!
SIGN    So this is youth
[10:12] ---
    Hey, I haven't even hit you yet!
[10:16] ---
    What do you think you're doing to Uncle?
SIGN    What are you doing to Uncle? I won't forgive you!
SIGN    Ten-millionth Armageddon!
[10:19] ---
    Armageddon! One ten-millionth!
[10:25] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Hinata
[10:33] ---
    Man... I can't believe
    we made it through that.
[10:38] ---
    You know, there's more
    to that prophecy.
[10:41] ---
    Huh?
[10:42] ---
    During the month of July, 1999,
SIGN    1999
[10:47] ---
    the Great Lord of Terror
    will descend from the sky
[10:50] ---
    in order to resurrect
    King Angolmois.
[10:53] ---
    Around the same time, the Earth
    will be saved by the war god Mars.
[11:00] ---
    I've heard that "Mars"
    could refer to an army.
[11:07] ---
    Don't tell me...
[11:08] ---
    Gero!
[11:11] ---
    When our army takes over
    Pekopon, I'll promise:
[11:13] ---
    The dire prophecy struck the Hinata
    family five years late... perhaps.
[11:15] ---
    honest accounting, sound management,
    threefold salary raises, laborers honored,
[11:19] ---
    business prosperity,
    the creation of the universe,
[11:22] ---
    and the formation of the
    Principality of Zeon!
[11:30] ---
    The Prophet said:
[11:31] ---
    "Century 10-72."
[11:33] ---
    "In the seventh month of 1999,"
[11:37] ---
    (despite it being a bit late in reality)
[11:39] ---
    "the Great Lord of Terror
    will descend from the sky."
[11:43] ---
    It did happen. But...
[11:45] ---
    Hang on! Takeshi-san...
[11:47] ---
    Oh no... Takeshi-san...
SIGN    Great
    Lord of
    Terror
[11:50] ---
    The Great Lord of Terror has
    made herself comfortable on Earth.
[11:59] ---
    "Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!"
[12:05] ---
    One last thing before you die...
[12:07] ---
    The love of your life,
    Masked Spark X, is dead!
[12:10] ---
    No! That can't be true!
[12:11] ---
    Oh no!
[12:13] ---
    Gero gero!
[12:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[12:15] ---
    Let's play together.
[12:19] ---
    Nobuko-san!
[12:20] ---
    Takeshi-san!
[12:21] ---
    You! How did you find our hideout?
[12:23] ---
    Anything is possible with the power of love!
[12:26] ---
    Observe what love can do.
[12:28] ---
    Spark Transformation!
[12:30] ---
    The power of love...
[12:31] ---
    Boy, this type of show always goes by
    the book, but they're addictive anyway.
[12:37] ---
    Are you all right?
[12:39] ---
    Takeshi-san...
SIGN    Emotionally touched
[12:42] ---
    How romantic...
[12:45] ---
    I wish I could star in a touching
    love story with my dear Sergeant.
[12:51] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant!
[12:53] ---
    Who is that woman?
[12:56] ---
    Oh, Mois-chan is visiting again.
[12:58] ---
    She comes every single day.
    How determined.
[13:00] ---
    What?! Every day?
    Even I haven't seen him in three days!
SIGN    Days I met with Mr. Sergeant
[13:07] ---
    That girl...!
[13:10] ---
    Unforgivable.
[13:13] ---
    Oops. It's time for my yard-cleaning duties.
[13:16] ---
    Oh, I'll do them for you.
[13:17] ---
    Or, like, tidy and clean?
[13:22] ---
    I want to help Uncle as much as I can.
[13:26] ---
    However, you are not suitable
    for him the way you are now!
[13:29] ---
    Who is it?
[13:35] ---
    Who are you?
[13:36] ---
    Do you want to become a
    compatible partner for that frog sergeant?
[13:41] ---
    Yes! I would actually
    love to be his girlfriend!
[13:44] ---
    Oh, what am I saying?
[13:46] ---
    Or, like, empty promise?
[13:49] ---
    She's got some nerve...
[13:51] ---
    But then, since I'm wearing the latest
    Type-100 Pekoponian suit,
[13:55] ---
    she doesn't seem to know
    who I am.
[13:56] ---
    All right, then!
[13:58] ---
    In order to become a
    suitable partner for him,
[14:00] ---
    are you willing to take on
    my intensive training?
[14:02] ---
    Yes! I'll do anything for Uncle!
[14:06] ---
    Or, like, supreme effort?
[14:08] ---
    What a dazzling smile!
[14:11] ---
    It makes me feel like I'm insignificant.
[14:15] ---
    Um... Is there something wrong?
[14:18] ---
    Very well!
[14:27] ---
    W-Where are we going?
[14:29] ---
    Where do you think?
[14:30] ---
    Some place where we will not be disturbed.
[14:31] ---
    There, we will fully begin
    our intensive training!
[14:35] ---
    I'll make her leave Pekopon,
[14:37] ---
    crying all the way home
    after pointless and boring training.
[14:40] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:42] ---
    Gero?
[14:42] ---
    Huh? Gero?
SIGN    No Entry
[14:51] ---
    Um...
[14:53] ---
    Is this really the right place?
[14:54] ---
    Salute!
[14:55] ---
    The training has already started!
[14:58] ---
    And when you talk to me, add "sir."
[15:00] ---
    Sir...?
[15:01] ---
    Say, "Sir! Yes, sir!"
[15:03] ---
    S-Sir! Yes, sir!
[15:04] ---
    First, in order to gain a proper
    and beautiful sense of balance,
[15:08] ---
    you are going to do
    leap-frogging on a balance beam.
[15:11] ---
    Transform! Leap-frogging mode!
[15:18] ---
    W-Wow!
[15:19] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:21] ---
    Don't you want to master
    a proper and beautiful posture?
[15:24] ---
    Th-That's right!
[15:26] ---
    To become an appropriate partner
    for Uncle, I need to...
[15:32] ---
    I can't just give up!
[15:35] ---
    Louder!
[15:36] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[15:37] ---
    Moving on to the next!
[15:39] ---
    This is to beautify your writing skills!
SIGN    Tree frog
[15:41] ---
    Tree frog, black-spotted frog,
    horned frog and bullfrog!
SIGN    Black-spotted frog
SIGN    Horned frog
SIGN    Bullfrog
[15:44] ---
    You'll write these words
     1,000 times each!
[15:46] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
SIGN    Free dog
[15:48] ---
    Free dog, black-blotted dog,
     corn dog and bulldog...
SIGN    Black-blotted dog
SIGN    Corn dog
SIGN    Bulldog
[15:51] ---
    WRONG!
[15:52] ---
    This is how you write them!
SIGN    Frog
SIGN    Black-spotted
SIGN    Horned
[15:55] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
SIGN    Tree frog
[15:57] ---
    Tree frog, black-spotted frog,
    horned frog and bullfrog!
SIGN    Black-spotted frog
SIGN    Horned frog
SIGN    Bullfrog
[16:01] ---
    The next task is to
    improve your speaking skills.
[16:03] ---
    Tongue twisters 800 times!
[16:06] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:08] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of
    pickled peppers...
[16:10] ---
    Louder!
[16:11] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of...
[16:14] ---
    Faster!
[16:15] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of
    pickled peppers...
[16:19] ---
    Push your limits!
[16:19] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
     A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked!
[16:23] ---
    Next! Kneel on your knees for
    one hour on top of that frog statue!
[16:27] ---
    But... why on a statue?
[16:29] ---
    No particular reason!
[16:31] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:35] ---
    Watch how I do, Uncle... I'm
    determined to make it through this!
[16:42] ---
    How could she meekly
    accept this meaningless training?
[16:46] ---
    All right!
[16:48] ---
    In order to make you a strong
    and suitable woman for him,
[16:51] ---
    I will now teach you
    the Keron defensive tactics!
[16:54] ---
    R-Right!
[16:55] ---
    Listen where you are!
[16:56] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:58] ---
    The basics in self-defense are bare hands.
[16:59] ---
    Throw away all your weapons!
[17:02] ---
    I don't really have any...
[17:04] ---
    Military search!
SIGN    Hazardous
[17:12] ---
    Hazardous material detected!
[17:16] ---
    You usually cannot use cell phones
    in most emergency situations.
[17:20] ---
    So, let me keep this for now.
[17:24] ---
    No objections, right?
[17:25] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[17:27] ---
    I had obtained the information
[17:28] ---
    that this cell phone is
    actually a weapon of destruction.
[17:32] ---
    Without this device, she's
    just a wimpy high school girl.
[17:35] ---
    Very well! Bring it on!
[17:38] ---
    R-Right! Yes!
[17:43] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:45] ---
    I'm sorry. My legs became numb...
[17:48] ---
    I see!
[17:53] ---
    W-Why do you have so many hands?
[17:56] ---
    Well... this is why!
[18:01] ---
    Isn't it unbearable to have your legs slapped
[18:03] ---
    when your feet are numb?
[18:10] ---
    Maybe this is the true test from God!
[18:14] ---
    Yes, sir! I'll become a
    lovely and proper lady
[18:16] ---
    who will not be affected by
    limbs falling asleep!
[18:19] ---
    Or, like, earnest passion?
[18:22] ---
    I want to learn your defensive tactics!
[18:25] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[18:26] ---
    What?!
[18:31] ---
    She's so dazzling!
[18:34] ---
    So am I just a tiny pathetic paranoiac
    consumed by jealousy and grudges?!
SIGN    Snap
[18:42] ---
    How dare you!
[18:44] ---
    I'm not letting go of Mr. Sergeant!
[18:51] ---
    Lady Mois!
[18:55] ---
    Uncle!
[18:56] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[18:56] ---
    I saw you flying into the air,
     so I rushed after you.
[19:01] ---
    Uncle...
SIGN    Moved
SIGN    Emotionally touched
[19:05] ---
    It's time for our snack,
    Lady Mois! Let's go home.
[19:09] ---
    Ah! But I still need more training...
[19:12] ---
    Training?
[19:15] ---
    Huh? This suspicious-looking man...
[19:18] ---
    Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
[19:20] ---
    Sergeant, does that girl mean so much to you?
[19:25] ---
    Hey, you! Let me talk to you for a minute!
[19:28] ---
    You fool!
[19:31] ---
    Gero gero! That's not what I...
[19:33] ---
    Uncle!
[19:41] ---
    Gero gero...
[19:46] ---
    Uncle...
[19:48] ---
    You hurt Uncle, didn't you?
[19:52] ---
    Command Input!
[19:55] ---
    Change!
[19:57] ---
    Lucifer Spear!
[20:05] ---
    I don't care who you are! I will not
     allow anyone to hurt Uncle!
[20:10] ---
    Angol tribe's Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[20:13] ---
    Armageddon! One millionth!
SIGN    Mois
[20:35] ---
    Uncle! Are you all right, Uncle?
[20:38] ---
    Th-This is nothing...
    You don't need to worry...
[20:44] ---
    I want to thank you, Uncle...
[20:46] ---
    You came to rescue me,
    just like the hero on TV.
[20:51] ---
    There was an explosion at an old
    factory site earlier today in Tokyo.
[20:56] ---
    What a frightening incident...
[20:56] ---
    We do not have all the details.
[20:58] ---
    Wow, it looks like a crater.
[20:58] ---
    However, toxic chemical products
     might have caused the flames...
[21:00] ---
    Good thing there were no people around.
[21:03] ---
    Oh, Uncle. You have some cream
    on the side of your mouth.
[21:06] ---
    Oh. Thank you, ma'am.
[21:10] ---
    Just wait and see, Uncle.
[21:13] ---
    I promise I'll become a
    proper and lovely match for you.
[21:21] ---
    This sure is a delicious
    strawberry shortcake.
[21:24] ---
    Oh, Lady Mois. I'm afraid I got
     some cream on me again.
[21:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant... it seems I am only...
[21:27] ---
    All right, Uncle...
[21:29] ---
    Yes. He is simply a sad
    and miserable soul.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's me, Momoka. I've recently started
     to see a pair of cute cats.
[23:11] ---
    The other day, I saw them
    cleaning each other.
[23:13] ---
    They have a similar fur pattern,
     so they make a good match.
[23:15] ---
    They're always walking together...
[23:16] ---
    I want to be a couple with someone, too!
[23:18] ---
    Stop being so affectionate! Oh...
[23:20] ---
    Enough of that already.
[23:21] ---
    Our next story is our first step
    in the invasion of the Earth.
[23:23] ---
    After all this time...
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Invasion Status
    is Never Better, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Building a Base
    for Dummies, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    These two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E8 - Keroro: Invasion Status is Never Better, Sir! / Keroro: Building a Base for Dummies, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    On the surface,
    this town may look peaceful,
[01:34] ---
    but there may be invaders
    from outer space hiding somewhere,
[01:40] ---
    breathing quietly, without a word.
[01:48] [SONG] ---
    I am Keroro... a sergeant I am!
[01:54] ---
    Yay, yay... That was great!
[01:54] ---
    Wonderful, Uncle!
[02:00] ---
    I must say, that was a
    superb performance, sir!
[02:02] ---
    Both the lyrics and music
    sound modest and discreet.
[02:06] ---
    Really? Actually, I have
    an idea for another song, too.
[02:10] ---
    Maybe I should write my own song!
[02:12] ---
    How about writing a song to sing in duet?
[02:14] ---
    Wow, fabulous idea!
[02:16] ---
    Although the Pekopon invasion
    seems to be on hiatus,
[02:19] ---
    I think I can look forward
    to many new songs of yours.
[02:24] ---
    That's right, we have an
    invasion to carry out.
[02:26] ---
    Why are we writing songs
     in the first place?
[02:29] ---
    Atten-hut!
[02:30] ---
    Yes, sir!
[02:31] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    what is our objective?
[02:34] ---
    The invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[02:35] ---
    The destruction of Pekopon!
[02:38] ---
    What's wrong with me?
[02:41] ---
    My burning passion as a soldier
    was about to be quenched.
[02:50] ---
    Oh, darn...
[02:52] ---
    Some great lines just popped into my head...
[02:56] ---
    Why don't we finish this song
    before we resume our operation?
[02:59] ---
    Okay!
[03:01] ---
    Not okay.
[03:05] ---
    Keroro: Invasion Status
    is Never Better, Sir!
[03:10] ---
    Goodbye!
[03:12] ---
    Have a nice day, ma'am!
SIGN    Doing some serious cleaning.
[03:16] ---
    You know, lately... your seriousness
    doesn't sound very sincere.
[03:21] ---
    What are you saying, Lady Natsumi?
SIGN    Yikes
[03:23] ---
    I have no underhanded schemes...
[03:27] ---
    Well, I believe you for now,
[03:29] ---
    but if you do anything funny,
    you'll be sorry.
[03:30] ---
    Yes. Yes. Yes, of course.
[03:36] ---
    You Pekoponians are so naïve.
[03:39] ---
    Hey, Sarge!
[03:40] ---
    Yeees?!
[03:41] ---
    Did Natsumi leave?
[03:43] ---
    She said she was going to see
    a movie with a classmate, sir.
[03:47] ---
    You should go out too, Master Fuyuki!
[03:49] ---
    Nah, I'm okay. It's no fun
    going out alone, anyway.
[03:52] ---
    The town...
[03:54] ---
    ...is full of wondrous things!
[03:56] ---
    If you stay cooped up at home,
[03:58] ---
    nothing good will happen, sir!
[04:00] ---
    But if you go into town,
[04:01] ---
    you may encounter wonderful people.
[04:04] ---
    I... I guess so...
[04:06] ---
    Well, I'll see you later.
[04:08] ---
    Have a nice day!
[04:13] ---
    This is too easy.
    Those foolish Pekoponians.
[04:17] ---
    Now... we will use this opportunity
    to carry out the final phase
[04:21] ---
    of the first step in the
    Pekopon invasion plan.
[04:31] ---
    Sorry to have kept you waiting, men!
[04:33] ---
    We have been waiting.
[04:36] ---
    So, you're finally ready to act?
[04:38] ---
    Huh? Where is Lady Mois?
[04:40] ---
    Yes? Here I am!
[04:43] ---
    Angol Mois has now descended!
[04:49] ---
    Uncle! You're cold and dead...!
SIGN    Snap
[04:53] ---
    I want to play with Mr. Sergeant, too!
[05:00] ---
    Idiots!
[05:06] ---
    No need to worry, men.
[05:09] ---
    I won't die before I see the
    successful end to our mission!
[05:15] ---
    Ohh...
[05:17] ---
    That was nothing!
[05:19] ---
    Keroro seems determined, for once.
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Resonance x 3
[05:28] ---
    Resonance times three.
[05:31] ---
    The voice of three men resonating
    across their battleground!
[05:34] ---
    Mois seems to want to join in...
     well, maybe not.
[05:40] ---
    What an unexpected surprise
    to meet up with you here.
[05:44] ---
    Yes, it is!
[05:45] ---
    It was worth watching his every move 24-7!
[05:49] ---
    Huh?
[05:51] ---
    Oh, it's nothing...
[05:53] ---
    What were you doing here,
    Nishizawa-san?
[05:55] ---
    Hiding until... I mean... I, uh...
[05:58] ---
    Miss Momoka has locked on to her target.
[06:02] ---
    They've stopped in front of a bench.
    They're sitting down.
[06:06] ---
    Good luck, Miss Momoka.
[06:10] ---
    What? Tamama's been
    coming to my house every day?
[06:14] ---
    Yes. And he usually only
     comes home at night.
[06:18] ---
    Then he sleeps with a
    self-satisfied look on his face.
[06:23] ---
    He left early this morning,
    saying he was going to see Mr. Sergeant.
[06:28] ---
    What...?
[06:29] ---
    Is there a reason?
[06:30] ---
    I wonder what Sarge and the
    others are up to, meeting in secret.
[06:34] ---
    It kind of bothers me.
[06:36] ---
    Never mind that.
    What shall we do today?
[06:40] ---
    W-We could go
    to a movie or something...
[06:41] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[06:42] ---
    Yes?
[06:43] ---
    I...
[06:44] ---
    Yes?
[06:45] ---
    I have to go home.
[06:46] ---
    Oh, yes...!
SIGN    What?!
[06:49] ---
    Home?!
SIGN    It can't be!
[06:50] ---
    Well...
SIGN    You're serious?
[06:51] ---
    A-All right...
SIGN    No way!
[06:52] ---
    I... I can't...
[06:54] ---
    ...let him escape!
[06:56] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...!
[06:58] ---
    Huh? Nishizawa-san?
[06:59] ---
    I'll go with you. I'm Tama-chan's
    guardian, after all.
[07:04] ---
    Okay.
[07:06] ---
    Right on!
[07:11] ---
    I'm home, Sarge!
[07:13] ---
    Huh...?
[07:15] ---
    Tama-chan... You're here, aren't you?
[07:18] ---
    Corporal! Hey, Corporal!
[07:20] ---
    It looks like... no one's here.
[07:23] ---
    It can't be...
[07:25] ---
    The only place left is
    the basement, Sarge's room.
[07:30] ---
    Sarge! It's me... Fuyuki!
[07:33] ---
    Aren't you here?
[07:35] ---
    I'm coming in!
[07:40] ---
    No one's here.
     I wonder what's happened.
[07:47] ---
    All right, please begin.
[07:49] ---
    Okay.
[07:50] ---
    Hurray! I can't wait!
[07:52] ---
    The main power... is switched on!
[08:08] ---
    Ohh...
[08:10] ---
    It's finally complete, men!
    Our advanced base!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Advanced Base Central Command
[08:15] ---
    Using this base as our key point,
[08:17] ---
    we will quickly advance
    our invasion of Pekopon.
[08:21] ---
    I guess you really
    were serious about it this time.
[08:23] ---
    I am always serious, Corporal Giroro.
[08:27] ---
    Now, men! Please work on
    finishing up the details.
[08:32] ---
    I can't find anything out of the ordinary.
[08:34] ---
    Yeah.
[08:37] ---
    Perhaps... Fuyuki-kun and I are
    the only ones in this house?
[08:42] ---
    Awesome development.
    I really like it!
[08:45] ---
    I really hate this.
[08:47] ---
    I worked so hard to build this
    clammy room for Mr. Sergeant.
[08:51] ---
    Why do I have to work
    with this female to finish it?
SIGN    Do Not Touch DANGER
[08:57] ---
    Take this.
[09:00] ---
    Hey, you! That nozzle is most
    important to this clammy room.
[09:04] ---
    I wish you wouldn't treat it so roughly.
[09:06] ---
    I'm sorry...
[09:08] ---
    This clammy room is brimming
[09:10] ---
    with your kind feelings
    toward Uncle, isn't it?
[09:14] ---
    I will put my heart and soul
     into cleaning it!
[09:18] ---
    Oh no! She is shining so brightly!
[09:21] ---
    I have great respect for you, Tama.
[09:25] ---
    I am such a small-minded, sorry person...
[09:28] ---
    Once again, Tamama is the loser!
SIGN    The Loser
[09:34] ---
    So...? What in the world is this room for?
[09:37] ---
    Can't you tell?
[09:40] ---
    It's a display room
     just for Gundam models!
[09:43] ---
    In order to recreate
     a space battle scene,
[09:46] ---
    a large area like this is necessary!
[09:49] ---
    Eventually, I'm going to faithfully
    recreate the battle at A Baoa Qu.
[09:57] ---
    Huh?
[09:57] ---
    What was that?
    The house shook, didn't it?
[10:00] ---
    Yes...
[10:01] ---
    But it didn't feel like an earthquake.
[10:17] ---
    What? Intruder alert?!
[10:19] ---
    Who in the world is it?
[10:21] ---
    Trouble, sir! Due to the explosion,
[10:23] ---
    the humidifiers in the
    clammy room won't stop!
[10:27] ---
    I'm sopping wet!
[10:28] ---
    Or, like, very messy?
[10:30] ---
    C-Could it be?
[10:31] ---
    Maybe the dampness has
    drawn that thing in again?
[10:35] ---
    A Nyororo?
[10:36] ---
    A Nyororo?!
[10:38] ---
    What was that, again...?
[10:39] ---
    Nyororo are space beings who love
    moisture-filled Keronians.
[10:44] ---
    You could say
    they are our natural enemy.
[10:46] ---
    Is that right?
[10:50] ---
    Could it be that a Nyororo
    has invaded their secret base?
[10:53] ---
    Personally I doubt it, but anyway...
[10:55] ---
    What will be the fate of
     Fuyuki and Momoka,
[10:57] ---
    who have been sucked into
    this mysterious dimension?!
[11:09] ---
    Keroro: Building a Base
    for Dummies, Sir!
[11:14] ---
    Finally, Keroro and his men have
    the secret base they've yearned for.
[11:18] ---
    But suddenly, something has
    broken their security!
[11:20] ---
    Just what is the identity
    of that intruder?
[11:24] ---
    Huh...?
[11:25] ---
    Whoops, the cat's out of the bag.
[11:27] ---
    Well, everyone knew anyway,
    so no worries, right?
[11:32] ---
    Where are we?
[11:34] ---
    Do you think we can find a way out?
[11:36] ---
    I don't know...
[11:43] ---
    It might be difficult.
[11:45] ---
    Look at this door. It might not
    even be made of Earth metal.
[11:50] ---
    Even if it is, the compound
    might not be known to humans.
[11:54] ---
    Oh...
[11:55] ---
    Oh!
[11:59] ---
    Oh, easier than I thought.
[12:03] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    Stupid Stupid Stupid...
[12:03] ---
    Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[12:05] ---
    Fuyuki-kun was delivering
    some awesome analysis,
[12:07] ---
    and I completely ruined the moment!
[12:09] ---
    Wait a sec... if we continue on,
    we might get lost and be all alone!
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump...
[12:15] ---
    If we get lost, soon... the fragile Momoka
    will end up in his arms!
[12:21] ---
    My first kiss...!!
[12:24] ---
    Nishizawa-san... let's go.
[12:26] ---
    All right!
[12:27] ---
    Look, you've had
    your first kiss already...
[12:31] ---
    The two intruders have begun moving.
[12:34] ---
    They're moving this way...
[12:36] ---
    Are they Nyororo, after all?
[12:39] ---
    Put the surveillance camera's
    visual to the main monitor.
[12:41] ---
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    One moment, please.
SIGN    Camera hasn't been set up.
[12:44] ---
    Camera hasn't been set up.
    Camera hasn't been set up...
[12:47] ---
    Gero!
[12:49] ---
    What a predicament!
SIGN    I am so sad!
[12:50] ---
    Who was supposed to set up the cameras?
[12:53] ---
    Gero!
[12:54] ---
    You dumbo! If you had time
    to build a Gundam display room,
[12:57] ---
    you should have set up the cameras!
[12:58] ---
    Well, who would've thought
    we'd have intruders so soon, huh...?
[13:04] ---
    You are unbelievable.
[13:06] ---
    The intruders have
    entered the large Central Hall.
[13:09] ---
    What?!
[13:10] ---
    They do seem to be headed this way.
[13:12] ---
    Ummm, we are in deep trouble.
[13:14] ---
    That's right...
[13:15] ---
    The Nyororo tend to attack
    those they've attacked before.
[13:20] ---
    That means...
[13:21] ---
    Gero!
[13:23] ---
    A Nyororo... Just thinking
    about it makes me feel...
SIGN    Dried up
[13:28] ---
    What the...?!
[13:29] ---
    Don't panic, you fool!
[13:30] ---
    You can say that because you've
    never been attacked by a Nyororo!
[13:35] ---
    The intruders have
    gotten through the central gate!
SIGN    Dried up
[13:39] ---
    Again?!
[13:39] ---
    Stop beef-jerkying yourself every time!
[13:41] ---
    You call yourself a soldier?!
[13:44] ---
    I'm finished...
[13:46] ---
    There's nothing to worry about,
     Mr. Sergeant.
[13:49] ---
    I thought this might happen,
    so I positioned some guard robo-dogs.
[13:53] ---
    Huh? Really?
[13:55] ---
    The Nyororo will fall prey to
    my guard robo-dogs in no time.
[14:02] ---
    Good job, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
SIGN    Welcome to our secret base. Command Center this way.
[14:06] ---
    "Welcome to our secret base..."
[14:08] ---
    It looks like Tama and the others
     built this, doesn't it?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah...
SIGN    Command Center this way.
[14:13] ---
    If we follow the arrows,
    we won't get lost.
[14:15] ---
    Er... yes...
[14:18] ---
    Hmph! This means we
    won't get lost and be all alone.
[14:23] ---
    Huh?
[14:24] ---
    I hear a sound...
[14:25] ---
    Huh? W-What is it?
SIGN    Space Guard robo-dog Andromedian Husky enters
[14:35] ---
    Enter the Space Guard robo-dog,
     Andromedian Husky!
[14:39] ---
    W-What's that?!
SIGN    Run!
[14:46] ---
    What's that?
[14:51] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    Oh! Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN    Full Power!
[14:56] ---
    Full power!
[15:03] ---
    Wha...?!
[15:04] ---
    Uh...
[15:07] ---
    Andromedian Husky... is lost.
[15:10] ---
    The Space Guard robo-dog,
    Andromedian Husky
[15:13] ---
    has a power that does not
    live up to its looks.
[15:16] ---
    With its flashy explosive gimmick,
[15:17] ---
    it's extremely popular among
    kids who love to play heroes.
[15:24] ---
    It's nothing to giggle about.
[15:26] ---
    I have no choice. I'll face them.
[15:29] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[15:30] ---
    This is bad! Mr. Sergeant's heart
     will turn away from me.
[15:35] ---
    Allow me to handle this situation.
[15:38] ---
    Tama-chan, you're so cool!
[15:40] ---
    Or, like, happy household?
[15:41] ---
    I'm gonna prove I'm better than her.
[15:45] ---
    I am on my way!
[15:47] ---
    Looks like some kind of automatic
    defense system is active, but...
[15:52] ---
    But with your power,
     we should be all right.
[15:56] ---
    Oh no... Fuyuki-kun thinks of me
    as a power-type character...
[16:07] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama is
    about to encounter the enemy.
[16:10] ---
    Gero!
[16:12] ---
    Giro!
[16:14] ---
    Tama!
[16:18] ---
    I'm gonna smoke you!
SIGN    Tamama Impact
[16:20] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[16:21] ---
    Huh? Tama-chan...
[16:23] ---
    Oh! I c-can't stop now...
[16:35] ---
    Battle underway! Defensive wall damaged!
[16:38] ---
    They dodged the Tamama Impact?!
[16:41] ---
    They're not the usual Nyororo...
[16:45] ---
    What?!
[16:47] ---
    Private Tamama and the enemy
    are moving side-by-side.
[16:50] ---
    What the...?!
[16:52] ---
    Looks like it swallowed him.
[16:54] ---
    P-Private Tamama...
[16:58] ---
    I will put an end to this. Don't worry.
[17:01] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[17:03] ---
    Protecting a leader...
    is the duty of his men.
[17:07] ---
    I... I'm counting on you!
[17:10] ---
    Momocchi, it's awesome, isn't it?
[17:11] ---
    We built this secret base ourselves.
[17:15] ---
    Looks fantastic, Tama-chan.
[17:17] ---
    I like that those signs make the base
    easy to navigate for first-time visitors.
[17:21] ---
    Oh!
[17:22] ---
    Oh! Corporal Giroro!
[17:27] ---
    Corporal Giroro is approaching the enemy.
[17:28] ---
    I'm counting on you, Corporal Giroro!
[17:31] ---
    Giroro-sama... Girororo-sama...
    Girorororo-sama...!
[17:36] ---
    They're together!
[17:36] ---
    I can't believe it!
[17:38] ---
    So, Corporal Giroro
    has been swallowed up too...
SIGN    Despair
[17:41] ---
    I guess... this is the end!
[17:44] ---
    Uncle... I'll go next!
    Or, like, moral conduct?
SIGN    Despair
[17:50] ---
    You're going, Lady Mois?
[17:51] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Hope
[18:02] ---
    I shall protect you, Uncle.
[18:04] ---
    Lady Mois, you look great!
    I'm counting on you!
[18:07] ---
    For cryin' out loud!
[18:09] ---
    If we had surveillance cameras,
    this wouldn't have happened.
[18:12] ---
    It's all because of
     Mr. Sergeant's laziness.
[18:15] ---
    That's Sarge for you.
[18:17] ---
    Huh?
[18:20] ---
    Please, Lady Mois!
[18:24] ---
    Hurray! Hurray! Lady Mois!
[18:28] ---
    Fight! Fight! Lady Mois!
[18:32] ---
    I'm so nervous!
[18:33] ---
    Lady Mois, you must
    beat the Nyororo to a pulp!
[18:40] ---
    Not Lady Mois, too!
[18:42] ---
    Gero!
[18:43] ---
    What should I do?!
[18:45] ---
    The Nyororo are coming!
    The Nyororo are coming!
[18:49] ---
    I have to calm down. The only
    thing that will calm me down...
[18:55] ---
    ...is to make Gundam models.
[18:57] ---
    But now I'm too calm!
SIGN    How did he
    finish it so
    quickly?
[19:00] ---
    I never thought the Nyororo
    were actually you two...
[19:03] ---
    Once he learns of this,
    I'm sure Uncle will be happy.
[19:07] ---
    But I am sad.
[19:10] ---
    What do I do?
[19:12] ---
    I'm the only one left. What can I do?
[19:19] ---
    Please let me handle this.
[19:21] ---
    Protecting a leader...
    is the duty of his men.
[19:25] ---
    I shall protect you, Uncle!
[19:30] ---
    That's right...
[19:31] ---
    There's only one thing that I can do.
[19:36] ---
    In order to avenge the deaths
    of my comrades...
[19:40] ---
    ...I shall do what I can do!
[19:45] ---
    Sarge! It's me. Please open up.
[19:47] ---
    Uncle!
[19:48] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:50] ---
    He can't hear our voices in there.
[19:53] ---
    Then, let me do it.
SIGN    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[19:57] ---
    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[20:09] ---
    Sarge?
[20:11] ---
    Huh?
[20:14] ---
    I'm so sorry... The bar is closed, sirs...
[20:20] ---
    Please leave, sirs...
[20:23] ---
    Gero!
[20:24] ---
    Y-You dumbo!
     What were you doing?!
[20:29] ---
    I... I was trying to get the Nyororo
    to let down their guard...
[20:31] ---
    By the way, where are the Nyororo?
[20:33] ---
    You are disgraceful.
[20:34] ---
    Go and get swallowed up
    by Nyororo, will you?!
[20:37] ---
    No, thanks. Once is quite enough.
[20:39] ---
    You've gotta do it a few more times,
[20:41] ---
    or that dumbo side of yours
    won't be cured!
[20:43] ---
    I'll get dried up!
[20:46] ---
    Huh?
[20:47] ---
    Is it another intruder?
[20:49] ---
    It might really be the Nyororo this time.
[20:51] ---
    Gero!
[20:52] ---
    It's fast. Or, like, speeding bullet?
[20:55] ---
    It will be here very soon.
[21:03] ---
    There!
[21:05] ---
    Sis!
[21:06] ---
    Thank goodness!
    It's only you, Lady Natsumi...
[21:13] ---
    I told you you'd be sorry, didn't I...?
[21:16] ---
    Gero!
[21:17] ---
    Do you think you can build
    something like this under our house
[21:19] ---
    and get away with it?!
[21:21] ---
    Gero!
[21:21] ---
    She might be scarier than the Nyororo!!
[21:23] ---
    What did you say?!
[21:26] ---
    There may be a secret alien base
     built under your house!
[21:31] ---
    Please be very careful!
[21:33] ---
    Gero!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Mom! Have you all been
    eating a proper breakfast?
[23:10] ---
    We tend to skip meals
    on our holidays, don't we?
[23:14] ---
    But I think it's better
    to eat a solid breakfast.
[23:17] ---
    Wake up early and
    finish eating breakfast early,
[23:18] ---
    so you have time to
    enjoy watching anime.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. In the next story,
     a fourth comrade will appear.
[23:24] ---
    "Natsumi: Where Love Blooms,
    Kululu Looms, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    Two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E9 - Natsumi: Where Love Blooms, Kululu Looms, Sir! / Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    Natsumi: Where Love Blooms,
    Kululu Looms, Sir!
[01:38] ---
    That night...
[01:40] ---
    The Keroro Platoon
    Tactical Meeting was held
[01:42] ---
    without any prior foreshadowing.
[01:45] ---
    So far our Pekopon invasion
    strategies have all failed.
[01:50] ---
    Why in the world is that?
    What is the Keroro Platoon lacking?
[01:55] ---
    I cannot say this in front
    of Mr. Sergeant, but...
[01:59] ---
    I think we need a smarter leader!
[02:03] ---
    I think Uncle needs more focus.
[02:07] ---
    This is very harsh!
[02:09] ---
    But don't you think your teamwork
    is smoother because of him?
[02:13] ---
    Not at all.
[02:16] ---
    Perhaps he's not made to be a leader.
[02:18] ---
    I think Uncle is doing his best...
[02:22] ---
    Well, doing his best or not,
    with no talent for it...
[02:24] ---
    What are you doing?!
[02:26] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Snap!
[02:29] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant?!
[02:31] ---
    Uncle!
[02:32] ---
    You are the best sergeant
    among all sergeants!
[02:35] ---
    If you have time to do
    something so silly,
[02:37] ---
    why don't you think up
    some proper strategy?!
[02:42] ---
    Uncle!
[02:43] ---
    Hm...?
[02:46] ---
    How dare you? Anyone who bullies
    Uncle will be blown away!
[02:51] ---
    Uncle will get hit by that, too!
SIGN    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[02:53] ---
    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[03:02] ---
    See, he got hit.
[03:08] ---
    I almost got caught in it, too.
[03:11] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    Oh!
[03:12] ---
    U-Uncle...!
[03:15] ---
    What I want to ask is,
     "Is it really okay
[03:17] ---
    if the members of the
    Keroro Platoon remain the same?"
[03:22] ---
    In other words, we should send back
    the one hindering us, right?
[03:26] ---
    I agree with that!
[03:27] ---
    No. Lady Mois is an important comrade
[03:30] ---
    who will support the
    Keroro Platoon from behind.
[03:34] ---
    You could say Mois is
    an icon of the platoon.
[03:37] ---
    Uncle! I'm humbled by your words...
    Or, like, help from heaven?
[03:42] ---
    What are you trying to say?
[03:44] ---
    There's just one thing I want to say.
[03:48] ---
    And that is...?
[03:49] ---
    It should be obvious.
[03:51] ---
    I want to build more Gundam models!
SIGN    Gundam model fanatic
[03:56] ---
    Uncle!
[03:57] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    Ten-trillionth Armageddon!
[03:58] ---
    I'll go easy on you.
    Ten-trillionth Armageddon!
[04:02] ---
    They both get hit,
    even if she goes easy on them.
[04:05] ---
    I did not run fast enough!
[04:07] ---
    Weren't we talking about our members?
[04:10] ---
    Like I said... In order to make
    some time for building Gundam models,
[04:14] ---
    we should add a maid who'll
    do the cleaning to our members.
[04:19] ---
    You dumbo...!
[04:21] ---
    Uh oh...
[04:27] ---
    What we need now is a tactical advisor.
[04:30] ---
    In other words, someone
    who will be the brains of the team.
[04:32] ---
    Oh... You mean him.
[04:35] ---
    That's right.
[04:37] ---
    We should have him
    participate as our fourth man.
[04:40] ---
    The Keroro Platoon
    Tactical Communications Chief,
[04:43] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[04:45] ---
    Shall we make an attempt to find him?
[04:45] ---
    Hurray!
[04:47] ---
    How will we find him?
[04:49] ---
    If you wanna find something,
    you gotta do the legwork.
[04:52] ---
    True, that is the most reliable way.
[04:55] ---
    Then let us get started at once!
[04:58] ---
    Huh?
[05:04] ---
    Looks like bad things come in threes.
[05:09] ---
    All right, let's begin our mission.
[05:11] ---
    Search each blade of grass,
    if you must, to find Kululu.
[05:14] ---
    Roger that!
[05:14] ---
    Roger!
[05:15] ---
    Fan out!
[05:20] ---
    After I went to the trouble
    of preparing his breakfast...!
[05:22] ---
    Sis, Sarge doesn't seem
    to be in his room, either.
[05:26] ---
    Just let him be.
     He isn't a child, after all.
[05:31] ---
    I wonder where he went.
    Think he's all right?
[05:39] ---
    Why do I have to worry
    about that stupid frog?
[05:43] ---
    Has something happened to your frog?
[05:46] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai!
[05:48] ---
    Saburo-senpai?
[05:49] ---
    What's going on?
[05:50] ---
    Don't tell me those two...
[05:51] ---
    No way...
[05:52] ---
    That delinquent doesn't
    even come to school often.
[05:55] ---
    Is he here to confess his love?
    Or challenge her to a duel?
[05:59] ---
    Why are you here?
[06:01] ---
    'Cause I'm interested.
[06:04] ---
    Say, can I come visit your home?
[06:07] ---
    Th-That's rather out of the blue...!
[06:09] ---
    Oh... So it'd be okay
    if it isn't out of the blue?
[06:14] ---
    In that case...
[06:18] ---
    Oh...!
SIGN    Wow!
[06:20] ---
    If you feel like it, please e-mail me.
[06:23] ---
    So long!
[06:25] ---
    Saburo-senpai's e-mail address...
[06:28] ---
    Natsumi, be very careful
    when you choose a boyfriend.
[06:31] ---
    Huh?
[06:32] ---
    A delinquent isn't your type, Natsumi.
[06:34] ---
    I-It's nothing like that... at all.
[06:37] ---
    So it's true! He wants a duel?
[06:39] ---
    What the heck?
[06:42] ---
    Delicacy of Hakata, Spicy Cod Roe...
SIGN    Delicacy of Hakata Spicy Cod Roe
[06:44] ---
    From Niigata, bamboo-wrapped
    sweet dumplings!
SIGN    Delicacy of Niigata Bamboo-wrapped Dumplings
[06:46] ---
    Okayama has Millet Dumplings!
SIGN    Delicacy of Okayama Millet Dumplings
[06:48] ---
    Nagano's famous Gohei Rice Cakes!
SIGN    Delicacy of Nagano Gohei Rice Cakes
[06:51] ---
    Fresh Yatsuhashi crêpe...
[06:51] ---
    Fish cakes...
SIGN    Delicacy of Osaka Octopus Balls
SIGN    Delicacy of Kyoto Fresh Yatsuhashi Crêpe
SIGN    Delicacy of Odawara Fish Cakes
SIGN    Delicacy of Toyama Trout Sushi
[06:52] ---
    Fermented soybeans...
SIGN    Delicacy of Mito Fermented Soybeans
[06:53] ---
    Octopus balls...
SIGN    Delicacy of Nagoya Uirou Cakes
SIGN    Delicacy of Hiroshima Maple Leaf Cakes
[06:54] ---
    Trout Sushi...
SIGN    Delicacy of Kagawa Sanuki Noodles
SIGN    Delicacy of Nagasaki Castella Cakes
[06:55] ---
    Uirou cakes...
SIGN    Delicacy of Chiba Peanuts
[06:55] ---
    Mapl...
SIGN    Delicacy of Wakayama Pickled Kishuu Plums
[06:56] ---
    What are these things for?
[06:58] ---
    They must be from Sarge!
[07:00] ---
    I know that, but...
[07:02] ---
    I guess he's doing all right.
[07:03] ---
    Anyway, Sis... you'd better be
    careful about Saburo-senpai.
[07:08] ---
    Huh?
[07:09] ---
    Well, it's strange for him to
    want to come here for no reason.
[07:12] ---
    No reason?!
[07:13] ---
    It's because he's interested... in... me...
[07:17] ---
    Saburo is probably one of those people
[07:20] ---
    who's behind many incidents in space,
[07:22] ---
    and who eliminates aliens:
    one of those Men in Black.
[07:26] ---
    Huh?!
[07:26] ---
    He may be after Sarge and the others.
SIGN    Huh?
[07:29] ---
    What?!
[07:29] ---
    Oh, yeah. That stupid frog
    and the others aren't here now.
[07:32] ---
    It's the perfect time!
     I'll call him over.
[07:34] ---
    Huh?
[07:35] ---
    Why don't we find out from him?
[07:37] ---
    Sis!
[07:38] ---
    Send...
[07:41] ---
    Well... The beaches in Okinawa
    are really beautiful.
SIGN    Chinsukou Biscuits
[07:45] ---
    Hokkaido was fine, too.
[07:46] ---
    Hey! Why did you come home?!
[07:49] ---
    Leave the house at once!
[07:51] ---
    Bad timing, Sarge...
[07:52] ---
    You might be a target
    of the Men in Black.
SIGN    Chinsukou Biscuits
[07:56] ---
    If it gets out that we're
    keeping things like these,
SIGN    Something like this
[07:58] ---
    what will he think of me?
[08:02] ---
    No way!
[08:03] ---
    Saburo-senpai says he's nearly here.
[08:07] ---
    But how?
[08:08] ---
    Sis, he must have followed you home!
[08:11] ---
    What?!
[08:16] ---
    A Man in Black...!
[08:18] ---
    We'd better hide them first.
[08:20] ---
    Sis!
[08:27] ---
    Don't you dare come out!
[08:30] ---
    Welcome back...!
SIGN    Warning
[08:33] ---
    Oh! There's an intruder
    at the Hinata front door.
SIGN    Intruder
[08:38] ---
    I'll bring it up on the monitor.
[09:05] ---
    He's here!
SIGN    Entrance
[09:08] ---
    Seems they're down below...
    And the entrance is...
[09:13] ---
    This should be about right.
[09:28] ---
    What the...?
[09:41] ---
    Bingo!
[09:42] ---
    Please... don't kill them!
[09:44] ---
    I still have many unfinished
    Gundam models!
[09:48] ---
    This is quite an impressive
    secret base, isn't it?
[09:51] ---
    What a cowardly thing for you to do...
[09:53] ---
    Cowardly...?
[09:54] ---
    That's right. After all... After all...!
[10:08] ---
    That was close.
[10:09] ---
    Back off!
[10:11] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Shizuoka Tea
[10:13] ---
    Just back from Shizuoka!
SIGN    Back from Shizuoka
[10:15] ---
    There's only one person
    who could pull this off.
[10:19] ---
    Show yourself,
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN    New Character
[10:29] ---
    Here comes a new character!
[10:33] ---
    Oh...!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
SIGN    Tactical Communications Chief Sergeant Major Kululu
[10:37] ---
    Tactical Communications Chief,
     Sergeant Major Kululu.
[10:39] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[10:41] ---
    Huh? He's one of you?
[10:43] ---
    So Saburo-senpai isn't a Man in Black...
SIGN    You lied to me.
[10:46] ---
    ...who's here to kill all the stupid frogs?
[10:50] ---
    He gave me weird powers in exchange
    for helping him find his friends.
[10:55] ---
    I'm sorry if I misled you.
[10:57] ---
    Oh... It's all right.
[10:59] ---
    You should have contacted us...
[11:02] ---
    I thought I would make a
    grand entrance when you needed me.
[11:06] ---
    Did you know that
    we were looking for you?
[11:09] ---
    Well, yeah...
[11:10] ---
    You're as mean as usual, sir!
[11:13] ---
    That's music to my ears.
[11:15] ---
    Wha... What's with the vibes
    between them?
[11:19] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[11:26] ---
    At last... Four members of the
    Keroro Platoon have come together!
[11:29] ---
    This will enable a great advancement
    in the invasion of Earth!
[11:33] ---
    Or will it?
    That is a huge question mark.
[11:45] ---
    Hinata Aki... This is the body
    of a mature female Pekoponian?
[11:50] ---
    She's just the right guinea pig
    for testing my new weapon.
[12:01] ---
    Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!
[12:06] ---
    Tell me more! Tell me more!
    What sort of kid is Kulu-chan?
[12:09] ---
    He's an odd one, ma'am.
[12:12] ---
    My! An odd one?
SIGN    +10 Points
[12:14] ---
    And his personality is warped.
SIGN    +20 Points
[12:17] ---
    Continue... continue...
[12:18] ---
    But he is very intelligent,
    so he is necessary to our unit, ma'am.
[12:23] ---
    That's wonderful!
SIGN    +30 Points
[12:24] ---
    To put it bluntly, no one likes him.
SIGN    A disliked man, really.
[12:27] ---
    Hinata Aki!
SIGN    Anticipation for a hit manga
[12:29] ---
    Yes! Yes!
[12:30] ---
    Her dynamite personality comes through
     when it comes to a chance for manga ideas.
[12:34] ---
    Thanks for breakfast!
[12:36] ---
    Oh, you're going already?
[12:37] ---
    I have a presentation to do in my club.
[12:41] ---
    See you later!
[12:42] ---
    I was asked to help the soccer team.
[12:44] ---
    See you later!
[12:45] ---
    Goodbye...
[12:46] ---
    Goodbye! See you later, sir!
[12:48] ---
    I finally managed to
    take a day off today,
[12:51] ---
    but kids are so busy these days.
[12:53] ---
    You're absolutely right, ma'am.
[12:55] ---
    School... that brings back memories...
SIGN    Love
[12:59] ---
    The bittersweet days of our youth!
[13:01] ---
    School...
SIGN    Sorrow
[13:02] ---
    Hurry up, will you?
[13:04] ---
    You Keronian soldiers have fallen
     to the absolute lowest!
[13:06] ---
    Marching on the verge of death,
    training in the heavy woods.
[13:09] ---
    Good morning!
SIGN    Youth
[13:11] ---
    My friends' cheerful
    voices, voices, voices...
SIGN    Suffering
[13:16] ---
    You guys are softer than I expected.
[13:19] ---
    My fellow trainees'
    screams, screams, screams...
SIGN    Shiver Shiver Shiver
[13:23] ---
    I can't shoot. Please stop that noise!
SIGN    Noooooo!
[13:26] ---
    I wish I could go back.
[13:29] ---
    That's easy enough.
[13:32] ---
    Oh, my! You're Kulu-chan, aren't you?
SIGN    Highly Anticipated Rookie
[13:35] ---
    Your body really is yellow!
    Nice to meet you!
[13:38] ---
    Huh?
[13:39] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu! What are you...?
[13:41] ---
    This is the "If we lived twice" Gun.
[13:44] ---
    It can turn an adult back into a child.
[13:47] ---
    Huh?! Really?
[13:49] ---
    Sounds fishy. I'd like to see it, if it's true.
[13:55] ---
    Then let's try it out.
SIGN    Thrilling Thrilling Thrilling
[13:57] ---
    Oh, this is so thrilling.
SIGN    Papareho...!
[14:05] ---
    Papareho papareho kulurunpa!
[14:14] ---
    Oh!
[14:17] ---
    My...
[14:17] ---
    Lady Mom, you look like Master Fuyuki!
[14:19] ---
    This is great!
[14:22] ---
    Let me try it! Let me try it!
     Let me try it, too!
[14:24] ---
    Don't shoot at me, now.
[14:26] ---
    'Kay!
[14:28] ---
    Ohh...
[14:29] ---
    The weight already
    tells me something about it.
[14:35] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[14:38] ---
    Hm?
[14:41] ---
    Resign yourself!
[14:42] ---
    Papareho papareho kulurunpa!
[14:48] ---
    Awesome!
[14:50] ---
    And... what do I do to turn him back?
[14:53] ---
    Turn this dial to
    "Life isn't easy" mode
[14:55] ---
    and shoot the target again
     within three hours.
[14:58] ---
    It's as you just heard, Lady Mom...
[15:00] ---
    She's gone...?!
[15:03] ---
    She's as explosive as dynamite.
[15:07] ---
    Gero!
[15:08] ---
    Master Fuyuki's extra uniform is gone!
[15:11] ---
    Looks like she's gone to school...
    in search of her bittersweet youth.
[15:15] ---
    Th-This is bad!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[15:18] ---
    You'd better hurry. The time limit
     is three hours, remember.
[15:23] ---
    Gero!
[15:25] ---
    I must save Lady Mom!
SIGN    Occult Club
[15:30] ---
    Nishizawa-san is late.
[15:34] ---
    Huh? Sarge...?
[15:37] ---
    There she is!
[15:39] ---
    Sarge?!
[15:40] ---
    Lady Mom!
[15:42] ---
    I've found you!
[15:44] ---
    Sarge! It's me, Fuyuki!
[15:46] ---
    Gero?
[15:48] ---
    Master Fuyuki...?
[15:51] ---
    What in the world is going on?!
    What's happened to Mom?
[15:56] ---
    I see.
[15:57] ---
    If you think there are now two
    Master Fuyukis, there's no problem.
[16:01] ---
    So tell me! What's happened to Mom?
[16:06] ---
    How nostalgic! The smell of a school...
[16:11] ---
    I overslept because I was having
    sweet dreams about Fuyuki-kun!
[16:16] ---
    Am I supposed to be happy,
    or disappointed?
[16:19] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry,
     my mind was on something else.
[16:23] ---
    Oh! Fuyuki-kun!
[16:24] ---
    Oh! Momoka-chan!
[16:29] ---
    Momoka...chan...
SIGN    Momo-ka-chan
[16:32] ---
    M-Moe...!
[16:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun called me
    "Momoka-chan"...
[16:37] ---
    Does he want me
    to tell him my feelings?
[16:40] ---
    What will you do, Momoka?!
[16:42] ---
    M-Momoka-chan...
[16:44] ---
    M-Momoka-chan?!
[16:47] ---
    What should I do? I can't very well
     tell her I'm not Fuyuki...
[16:53] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[16:57] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun,
    I've always, always l... lo...!
[17:10] ---
    Breasts...?
[17:12] ---
    No, th-this isn't what it seems,
     Momoka-chan!
[17:15] ---
    Th-They're bigger than mine...
[17:19] ---
    Mom's got a dynamite body, you see.
[17:21] ---
    I... I'm sorry...
[17:25] ---
    I'll have to apologize to her later.
SIGN    Watch out!
[17:27] ---
    Watch out!
[17:28] ---
    Huh?
[17:31] ---
    Oh!
[17:31] ---
    Huh?
[17:32] ---
    Who's that?
[17:35] ---
    Fu-Fuyuki...?
[17:44] ---
    Oh!
[17:49] ---
    It's mine!
[17:50] ---
    No way!
[17:55] ---
    S-Scary...
[17:59] ---
    That was Natsumi's brother, right?
[18:01] ---
    He's good.
[18:03] ---
    Fuyuki...?
[18:04] ---
    Sorry for butting in!
[18:05] ---
    What was that?
[18:07] ---
    If I get too carried away,
    Fuyuki will run into problems.
[18:12] ---
    The magnitude of troubles
    is as explosive as dyamite, too.
[18:14] ---
    If Mom doesn't return to normal,
[18:17] ---
    we won't be able to get
    any allowance, you know.
[18:19] ---
    Gero!
[18:20] ---
    Are you serious?!
[18:22] ---
    Of course I am.
[18:23] ---
    Oh... That's bad...
[18:25] ---
    So hurry up and find her.
[18:27] ---
    Roger!!
[18:27] ---
    Turbo engine... full throttle!
[18:31] ---
    Here I go!
[18:32] ---
    Oh!
[18:34] ---
    Lady Mom!
[18:35] ---
    Hey, wait, Sarge!
[18:37] ---
    Lady Mom! Where are you?!
[18:41] ---
    Sarge!
[18:42] ---
    Oh!
[18:43] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[18:44] ---
    Please call me Momoka-chan
    like you did a while ago.
[18:47] ---
    Or even... Momoka... perhaps.
[18:49] ---
    Huh?
[18:50] ---
    I don't care if your
    breasts are larger than mine.
[18:54] ---
    M-My breasts...?
[18:56] ---
    I will make them my goal.
[18:58] ---
    No, you needn't do that...
[19:01] ---
    Huh?
[19:03] ---
    You mean you'll accept me just as I am?
[19:07] ---
    Right on!
SIGN    Decisively the Victor
[19:09] ---
    I am decisively the victor!
[19:11] ---
    A-Are you all right, Nishizawa-san?
[19:15] ---
    I can't find Lady Mom anywhere!
[19:18] ---
    Hello? This is Keroro.
[19:22] ---
    What are you doing, Sarge?
[19:24] ---
    Kero-chan! I'm at home.
[19:27] ---
    Oh, my... That's great, ma'am!
[19:30] ---
    It's too soon to be relieved.
[19:32] ---
    Check how much time you have left.
[19:34] ---
    Gero?
[19:34] ---
    What? Only 30 seconds left?!
[19:37] ---
    No! I will not give up, sir!
[19:40] ---
    I'm counting on you, Sarge!
[19:41] ---
    Sure thing!
[19:42] ---
    Go, Keroro!
[19:44] ---
    So that I can be sure to buy
    more Gundam models next month!
[19:49] ---
    What will you do
    if he doesn't return?
[19:51] ---
    I'll cross that bridge
    when I come to it.
[19:53] ---
    How brave of you!
[19:56] ---
    She's got courage as explosive
    as dynamite, too!
[19:59] ---
    Lady Mom!
[20:00] ---
    Huh?
[20:02] ---
    Kero-chan!
[20:04] ---
    Ah! Oh, no! It slipped out of my hand!
[20:08] ---
    Goodbye... my... allowance...
[20:18] ---
    Gero?
[20:18] ---
    What?!
[20:26] ---
    Oh, I'm back to normal.
[20:28] ---
    In any case,
    she's dynamite in all sorts of ways.
[20:33] ---
    I guess it ended well.
[20:36] ---
    You've got scary control...
[20:38] ---
    Oh, no... I just happened
    to hit it. Just by chance.
[20:41] ---
    Hm... I seem to have
    forgotten something...
[20:45] ---
    Huh? What?
[20:47] ---
    It's probably just my imagination.
[20:54] ---
    I'm really very sorry.
[20:55] ---
    I thought there was
    something strange about it.
[20:58] ---
    Really?
[20:59] ---
    But a while ago you were furious,
    saying "No! I got happy over nothing!"
[21:03] ---
    Quit talkin' out of turn!
[21:05] ---
    But aren't you lucky
    you could return to normal?
[21:08] ---
    Please don't forget my hand in this.
[21:10] ---
    I can look forward to
    my next allowance, I hope.
[21:14] ---
    Hey...
[21:15] ---
    Hm?
[21:17] ---
    What's with this?
[21:19] ---
    I... I forgot about him.
[21:22] ---
    When will Kululu invent something
    that will return him to normal?
[21:27] ---
    This man's bittersweet youth
    must continue until that day.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    This is Saburo!
     Ever since Earth was born,
[23:10] ---
    they say clouds have never
    taken the same shape.
[23:13] ---
    Thinking that I'm the only one
    who's seeing the clouds above
[23:16] ---
    in the long history of Earth,
    it's a shame to turn away.
[23:20] ---
    So I just stand there, gazing up.
[23:22] ---
    More importantly,
[23:22] ---
    the Keroro Platoon faces
    our greatest crisis next time!
[23:26] ---
    "Face-off! Decisive Battle
    Over Molar-3, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    And of course, there'll be
    lots of fan service, too.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E10 - Face-off! Decisive Battle Over Molar-3, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    The Keroro Platoon,
    which is scheming to invade the Earth,
[01:34] ---
    just added a new member.
    So now they are four.
[01:38] ---
    The walking arsenal,
    Corporal Giroro.
[01:41] ---
    The permanent newbie,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[01:44] ---
    The slightly mad inventor,
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[01:48] ---
    And our leader, Sergeant Keroro.
[01:52] ---
    Despite the growth of the unit size,
    they're still unaware
[01:55] ---
    of the insidious arm of an intruder,
    stealthily approaching.
[02:01] ---
    Face-off! Decisive Battle
    Over Molar-3, Sir!
SIGN    Micro-Alien Invader Super Dali Arrives!
[02:09] ---
    And then...
     that teacher was so persistent...
[02:13] ---
    Really...? One of those
    despicable teachers...
[02:17] ---
    Right?
[02:19] ---
    They may look harmonious,
[02:21] ---
    but there's a wall too high
    to climb between them.
[02:26] ---
    If I'm not mistaken,
    the strategy here is to
[02:28] ---
    "have a friendly cup of tea
    with the Pekoponians
[02:31] ---
    and get them to let down
    their guards," right?
[02:33] ---
    Natchi is a tough opponent.
[02:35] ---
    And so, I told her that to her face.
[02:41] ---
    That looks good...
[02:43] ---
    When you watch television,
    make sure that the room is well-lit
[02:45] ---
    and that you watch
    from a distance, all right?
[02:49] ---
    He said it's a top secret plan
    that is quite dangerous, didn't he?
[02:53] ---
    He's supposed to have spent
    all of this month's invasion budget
[02:56] ---
    on those snacks.
[02:57] ---
    I want to take part, too...
[03:01] ---
    That guy... Don't tell me all he
    wanted was to eat those snacks!
[03:06] ---
    Oh! So many snacks!
[03:08] ---
    Yes. I'm always indebted to you,
[03:11] ---
    so I thought it would be nice
    to have tea together.
[03:13] ---
    That's what you say, but I'll bet
    you have an ulterior motive.
[03:16] ---
    No! It's nothing like that.
[03:18] ---
    S-She's sharp...
    But the fact that this
[03:22] ---
    is actually my "I want to eat
    all the snacks that I can" plan
[03:27] ---
    is a closely-guarded secret.
[03:28] ---
    If it comes to light,
    I might lose my status of...
[03:33] ---
    What's the matter, Sarge?
[03:35] ---
    I-It's nothing, sir!
[03:37] ---
    W-What was that sensation? Maybe...
SIGN    Touch
SIGN    My tooth!
[03:50] ---
    What's the matter, Sarge?
[03:52] ---
    I-It is nothing...
[03:54] ---
    But you look kinda green.
[03:56] ---
    Th-This is how I always look.
SIGN    Zing
SIGN    Zang
SIGN    Aaaa!
[04:04] ---
    Sarge!
[04:05] ---
    My...
[04:06] ---
    My tooth is sore...
[04:08] ---
    But if word of this gets out...!
SIGN    Kerboom
[04:12] ---
    Ow... ow... ow... ow...
[04:17] ---
    Don't tell me... he...
[04:19] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[04:20] ---
    Don't say it!
[04:21] ---
    There's no other way.
[04:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[04:27] ---
    Time to move out! Operation Standby!
[04:34] ---
    W-What's going on?
[04:39] ---
    Oh, no! They caught on!
[04:51] ---
    Capture him!
[04:52] ---
    Gero!
[04:58] ---
    Target secured!
[04:59] ---
    W-What's this all about?!
[05:03] ---
    Your tooth hurts, doesn't it?
[05:04] ---
    W-What are you talking about?
[05:08] ---
    Hmph!
[05:09] ---
    Drink this ice-cold water.
[05:13] ---
    I'm on a diet...
[05:14] ---
    Never mind, just drink!
[05:36] ---
    I knew it.
[05:37] ---
    What happened?
[05:39] ---
    He has a decayed tooth.
[05:39] ---
    A decayed tooth?
    Even Keronians get cavities?
[05:43] ---
    Is that all? Don't make such a
    big deal over a mere cavity, will you?
[05:48] ---
    "Mere," you say?!
[05:51] ---
    Don't make light of tooth decay.
[05:53] ---
    There are some invaders who
    are as tiny as germs, you know.
[05:59] ---
    They sneak into the
    mouths of other organisms and
[06:02] ---
    excavate their teeth to build their bases.
[06:06] ---
    That is what a decayed tooth really is!
SIGN    Amazing! A decayed tooth has something to do with intergalactic wars?!
[06:09] ---
    Amazing!
[06:10] ---
    A decayed tooth has something
    to do with intergalactic wars?!
[06:12] ---
    Wow, I didn't know that!
[06:13] ---
    If you brush your teeth
    after meals, every day,
[06:16] ---
    you can prevent their invasion.
[06:18] ---
    Darn you... I'll bet you got lazy.
[06:20] ---
    Well, it's so much trouble...
[06:21] ---
    All right... let me through.
[06:29] ---
    P-Please leave me alone!
[06:32] ---
    Oh, I couldn't do that...
[06:37] ---
    Bottom left... molar C4...
    This one, right? Knock-knock...
[06:44] ---
    I see, here it is... Knock-knock...
[06:49] ---
    A Class One emergency,
    I'd say. Knock-knock...
[06:53] ---
    Yes, it is this one.
[06:54] ---
    Don't you think that guy is creepy?
[06:56] ---
    Knock-knock-knock... Knock-knock-knock...
[06:58] ---
    Knock-knock-knock-knock
     knock-knock-knock...
[07:00] ---
    The time is now 2045 hours.
[07:02] ---
    Stand by for a Caries War!
SIGN    Caries (karies, tooth) = Decayed Tooth
[07:04] ---
    Roger!
SIGN    Caries War Operations HQ June 4 is Tooth Decay Prevention Day Don't forget to brush your teeth!
[07:19] ---
    Say, what is this Caries War?
[07:21] ---
    On Planet Keron,
    we call our battles against
[07:25] ---
    tooth-decay-causing beings
    from other planets "Caries Wars."
[07:28] ---
    Battles...? How do you fight?
[07:30] ---
    Of course, by entering his mouth.
[07:35] ---
    What...?
[07:38] ---
    Huh?
[07:42] ---
    Microid Ray emitter, ready.
[07:45] ---
    Let's go, Tamama.
[07:46] ---
    Right! I will do my best!
[07:49] ---
    Gun elevation set.
[07:50] ---
    Fire Microid ray.
[07:56] ---
    Oh! They really are shrinking!
[08:01] ---
    Oh... They disappeared!
[08:03] ---
    If you use a magnifying glass,
    you'll see them on that pallet.
[08:07] ---
    Hi, Fukki!
[08:09] ---
    You're right.
[08:10] ---
    This is Delta One. Come in, Skull One.
[08:13] ---
    This is Skull One.
    We're ready to enter Keroro's mouth.
[08:17] ---
    The micro pallet has been set.
[08:20] ---
    Initiate catapult-launch sequence.
[08:22] ---
    Initiating catapult-launch sequence.
[08:24] ---
    Open the gate!
[08:25] ---
    Opening the gate.
[08:27] ---
    Opening the catapult deck.
[08:29] ---
    Tracing monitor, active.
[08:32] ---
    Corporal Giroro... Private 2nd
    Class Tamama... Prepare for takeoff.
[08:37] ---
    Course clear. All green.
[08:39] ---
    Good luck.
[08:42] ---
    Giroro... launching!
[08:52] ---
    Skull One, Skull Two... Entry confirmed.
[08:55] ---
    So cool!
[08:57] ---
    That's the inside of his mouth...?
[09:02] ---
    Stay alert. There's no telling
    when the enemy will show themselves.
[09:05] ---
    Roger!
[09:20] ---
    Tamama!
[09:32] ---
    There are so many of them!
[09:38] ---
    Wait! Tamama!
[09:40] ---
    Don't act on your own!
[09:52] ---
    You must wait, Tamama!
[09:54] ---
    I will protect Mr. Sergeant's teeth!
[09:59] ---
    Targets destroyed: zero.
[10:02] ---
    After firing all those shots...
    not a single hit.
[10:05] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Sergeant, sir.
[10:08] ---
    So there really were space aliens inside...
[10:10] ---
    You didn't fire a single shot, Corporal?
[10:12] ---
    There was a high risk of friendly fire.
[10:16] ---
    I have the analysis.
[10:18] ---
    The target is the advanced
    space dental caries germ "Super Dali."
SIGN    Advanced Space Dental Caries Germ
SIGN    Super Dali
[10:22] ---
    Super dolly...?
[10:23] ---
    The Super Dali...
[10:25] ---
    It's a Mother-type alien,
    with a hostility level of 5.
[10:29] ---
    There are just too many of them.
[10:31] ---
    We could use some help.
[10:33] ---
    I can't move from here, you know.
[10:36] ---
    You couldn't accomplish anything
    without someone out here to direct.
[10:40] ---
    I have a lot to help with.
[10:44] ---
    Huh?
[10:46] ---
    Then, how about me?
[10:47] ---
    I will!
[10:49] ---
    Huh?
[10:49] ---
    What?!
[10:55] ---
    I shall go, sir!
[10:58] ---
    How in the world does Sergeant Keroro
[11:00] ---
    intend to enter his own mouth?
[11:03] ---
    Has he lost his mind
    because of all the pain?
[11:15] ---
    There're reportedly 5,000 space
    invaders visiting Earth each year.
[11:21] ---
    Among them,
[11:23] ---
    a careless one who
    had his own mouth invaded
[11:28] ---
    by other aliens.
[11:30] ---
    Oh! He looks exactly like Uncle!
[11:32] ---
    What's this, Sergeant Major?
[11:34] ---
    Keroro B. It's a brainwave-controlled robot
[11:37] ---
    used for working in dangerous areas.
[11:40] ---
    Does it have anything
    to do with our invasion?
[11:42] ---
    Of course! There are times
[11:45] ---
    when the leader himself must
    lead his men into dangerous places.
[11:49] ---
    He thought it through that far?
[11:51] ---
    For example, fixing roofs
[11:53] ---
    or cleaning chimneys...
[11:56] ---
    I wasted my time being impressed...
[11:57] ---
    But... It's not quite the design I ordered.
SIGN    This, for instance
[12:01] ---
    Don't worry about details.
[12:03] ---
    Doesn't this look like something?
[12:05] ---
    Huh...?
[12:07] ---
    Don't worry about details.
[12:09] ---
    All right, shall we do it?
[12:10] ---
    Turn brainwave-control on!
[12:17] ---
    Oh... Oh! This is not bad, sir!
[12:21] ---
    Wow... Hm...
[12:21] ---
    Wonderful, Uncle.
[12:23] ---
    Almost better than the original!
[12:25] ---
    It seems a little strange
    for me to be looking at myself.
[12:29] ---
    Oh, is this it?
[12:31] ---
    Try knocking on it.
[12:33] ---
    Knock-knock...
[12:35] ---
    It looks like the pain feedback
    is working properly.
[12:39] ---
    He's a really nasty character.
[12:44] ---
    Sarge...
[12:45] ---
    We'll take part in the Caries War, too.
[12:48] ---
    What's with that outfit?!
[12:50] ---
    They said they wanted to,
    so I lent them some battle suits.
[12:54] ---
    I want to help Sarge, too.
    I can go with you, can't I?
[12:58] ---
    I can't let Fuyuki go alone.
    I'll go with you, too.
[13:02] ---
    Anyway, the more comrades
    you have, the better for you.
[13:06] ---
    Whether it's tooth decay or aliens,
[13:09] ---
    I, Natsumi, will smash
    them all to smithereens!
[13:15] ---
    Whatever...
[13:16] ---
    That means "okay," right?
[13:19] ---
    You won't die.
[13:21] ---
    You know so well.
[13:23] ---
    'Cause I will be protecting you.
[13:28] ---
    "I will lay my life on
    the line to protect Natsumi."
[13:32] ---
    So Giroro swore to himself.
[13:36] ---
    That's how much he cares for Natsumi.
[13:39] ---
    He loves her.
[13:41] ---
    His love transcends all!
[13:42] ---
    He'd do whatever Natsumi told him to!
[13:45] ---
    When he takes Natsumi's hand in
    something like a folk dance,
[13:47] ---
    his heart goes thumpity-thump-thump!
[13:49] ---
    Shut up, will you?!
[13:49] ---
    Oh, don't... I'm sorry.
    I won't say any more... maybe.
[13:52] ---
    Open the gate.
[13:53] ---
    Opening the gate.
[13:56] ---
    Opening the catapult deck.
[13:59] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for launch.
[14:03] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for takeoff.
[14:06] ---
    Course clear. All green.
[14:08] ---
    Fuyuki, moving out!
[14:22] ---
    We will proceed to our objective,
    the molar, in this armored vehicle.
[14:26] ---
    But... If you're able
    to use something like this,
[14:28] ---
    you should have used it
     the first time.
[14:32] ---
    Please understand that
    it's just part of the cliché.
[14:35] ---
    That's right. Take-off scenes
    are very important, you know.
[14:39] ---
    This is comfy.
[14:40] ---
    This is enemy territory.
    Don't let your guard down.
[14:43] ---
    If I hadn't gotten a cavity,
[14:45] ---
    my "I want to eat all
    the snacks that I can" plan
[14:47] ---
    would have succeeded...
[14:50] ---
    I lied. That was really...
[14:52] ---
    Don't move!
[14:52] ---
    Sarge! Behind you! Behind you!
[14:55] ---
    Huh?
[15:00] ---
    This is bad! We'll be surrounded!
[15:02] ---
    This is my turn.
    Dental Buster Drill Mode!
SIGN    Tooth Smasher Dental Buster
[15:07] ---
    Take this...
[15:09] ---
    Die!
[15:11] ---
    He's not hitting any of them all.
[15:13] ---
    And he's even smashing the good teeth.
[15:16] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[15:37] ---
    Hmph!
[15:40] ---
    Nine!
[15:44] ---
    Wow... He hasn't missed a single shot.
[15:49] ---
    Is he trying not to cause
    the stupid frog any pain?
[15:53] ---
    Hey, he's actually quite caring.
[15:56] ---
    Okay...!
[15:58] ---
    Hey, Sis!
[16:00] ---
    Okay... Here I come!
[16:19] ---
    You're at 100% accuracy so far. Not bad.
[16:22] ---
    Same goes for you.
[16:30] ---
    Th-That's amazing. Okay, I'm joining in!
[16:37] ---
    My ears! My ears!
    My ears! My ears! My ears!
[16:39] ---
    That's what you get for not
    wearing ear pads, you amateur.
[16:43] ---
    And finally, the group
    has reached the Molar-3,
[16:46] ---
    which is assumed to be the
    headquarters of the enemy.
[16:48] ---
    Ohh... So this is what
    a decayed tooth looks like.
[16:51] ---
    I'd better brush my teeth well.
[16:53] ---
    I'm not worried at all.
[16:54] ---
    I often skip brushing,
    but I've never had a cavity.
[16:59] ---
    Funny... I don't see the enemy.
[17:02] ---
    Did they run away?
[17:04] ---
    Oh...? There's something strange
     lying there.
[17:06] ---
    Where?
[17:06] ---
    Just below there.
[17:09] ---
    Okay. Let's go.
[17:13] ---
    Is this it?
[17:14] ---
    That's right. Try touching it.
[17:17] ---
    Roger!
[17:21] ---
    I guess that's a nerve, after all.
[17:25] ---
    That would be painful.
[17:26] ---
    I swear he's doing it on purpose.
[17:31] ---
    What?!
[17:32] ---
    The next tooth!
[17:34] ---
    Ohh...! It's the enemy's base!
[17:40] ---
    No! They've blocked our exit.
[17:43] ---
    It's too late.
[17:46] ---
    What's that?
[17:46] ---
    It's Mother. She's the boss.
[17:49] ---
    I have laid hundreds of millions of eggs
    on this carrier's teeth.
[17:55] ---
    Eliminating all of them is impossible!
[18:01] ---
    It's no use!
[18:08] ---
    Hey! I've sent a rescue vessel.
    You had better retreat for now.
[18:13] ---
    Got it!
[18:14] ---
    Fall back!
SIGN    Dental Nerve
[18:20] ---
    Sarge!
[18:21] ---
    N-Never mind about me...
    G-Get out of here, men!
[18:26] ---
    But...
[18:27] ---
    I can't expose you all
    to danger for my sake.
SIGN    Dental Nerve
[18:36] ---
    As your leader, I order you...
[18:40] ---
    All of you, leave me behind
    and escape at once!
[18:44] ---
    Sarge...
[18:49] ---
    Let's go.
[18:54] ---
    Sarge...! Sarge...! Sarge...!
[19:00] ---
    Sarge...!
[19:03] ---
    I think I sounded pretty cool.
[19:07] ---
    I thought something like this might happen.
[19:09] ---
    It's time for me to use the secret
    weapon I ordered from Kululu.
[19:14] ---
    I don't know what
    kind of weapon it is, but
[19:16] ---
    you'd better be prepared, sirs!
[19:19] ---
    Mission complete.
SIGN    Huh?
[19:29] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Click
SIGN    What?!
[19:32] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Click Click Click
SIGN    Puff!
SIGN    WHAAAT?
[19:38] ---
    WHAAAT?
[19:43] ---
    Help me, somebody!
[19:45] ---
    Save me... please...!
[19:52] ---
    Well, I guess the range is about right.
[19:55] ---
    The B of Keroro B stands for "bomb."
[19:59] ---
    Make a big bang, Keroro.
[20:04] ---
    Kero?
[20:21] ---
    A'n hayved. A hought I wau oing ta gai.
[20:28] ---
    Oh...
[20:31] ---
    Nice timing.
[20:38] ---
    They've finally returned to normal, sir.
[20:41] ---
    Keronian teeth grow right back, huh?
[20:44] ---
    If that's the case, why didn't
    you blow it up in the first place?
[20:47] ---
    Fool! That's our last resort.
[20:50] ---
    Defeating our enemy one by one
    is the foundation of the Caries Wars.
[20:54] ---
    It is more fun that way.
[20:57] ---
    Guess it's like those survival games.
[20:59] ---
    I don't want to suffer like that again.
[21:02] ---
    From now on, I'll never
    skip brushing my teeth again.
[21:05] ---
    What's the matter, Sis?
[21:07] ---
    I just felt a pain in my tooth.
[21:09] ---
    Ihit a havity?
[21:19] ---
    Another Caries War, is it?
[21:24] ---
    I lied. I lied!
[21:25] ---
    Stand by for operation...
[21:26] ---
    It's not painful, I tell you. It's not!
[21:30] ---
    June 4th is Tooth Decay Prevention Day.
[21:32] ---
    Don't forget to brush your teeth, everyone!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    Uh... This is Kululu.
    Do you have problems?
[23:10] ---
    Are they as trivial as the
    significance of Planet Pekopon?
[23:13] ---
    My problem is that I'm so perfect.
[23:16] ---
    When you can do anything,
    everyone envies you, right?
[23:20] ---
    He gets on my nerves.
[23:21] ---
    More importantly,
[23:23] ---
    we get to appear on a travel show
    that's popular in space next time!
[23:26] ---
    "The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It'll be a really big show!
[23:31] ---
    Whaddya think?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E11 - The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    In a galaxy far, far away
    from our solar system...
[01:47] ---
    Oh, my! Engine failure, poyo!
[01:50] ---
    Hey, you're in outer space,
    in case you haven't noticed!
[01:53] ---
    Huh? What?!
[01:57] ---
    Who could this beauty be?
    And what is she trying to do?
[02:03] ---
    By the way, you are, of course,
     watching Keroro Gunsou.
[02:11] ---
    The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
[02:17] ---
    Uncle?
[02:19] ---
    Gero?
[02:19] ---
    There is an emergency message
    from headquarters!
[02:22] ---
    It's disguised as a
    Pekoponian postal package!
[02:27] ---
    Let me see.
[02:28] ---
    It's a videotape!
[02:30] ---
    Let's have a look at it.
[02:31] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Play
[02:34] ---
    Th-This is...!
[02:36] ---
    Journeys of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    is coming to visit Pekopon!
SIGN    Play
[02:40] ---
    "Shiku Shiku Voyagers"?
[02:42] ---
    And so...
[02:43] ---
    Next time, on Journeys of the
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers,

[02:46] ---
    we will visit the never-explored,
     mysterious Pekopon.
[02:49] ---
    What destiny awaits
    the voyagers? Please join us!
[02:55] ---
    "In order to maintain
    the morale of our forces,
[02:58] ---
    you must duly assume
    a posture of cooperation!"
[03:01] ---
    Hey! What are we going
    to do? It's TV!
[03:04] ---
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    is going to be here!
[03:05] ---
    What do you mean, Sarge?
    Who are the Shiku Shiku whatever?
[03:09] ---
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers is
[03:11] ---
    the most popular TV show
    in the whole galaxy!
[03:14] ---
    It's an emotional show about two comedians
     who visit and explore unknown planets, sir!
[03:23] ---
    Yeah, I enjoy the
    obviously-staged stories.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
[03:28] ---
    Why do you only see things
    in a warped way?
SIGN    Shiku Shiku (sob sob)
[03:31] ---
    Tears stream down my face
    every time I watch it.
[03:35] ---
    I understand what it's about now,
[03:37] ---
    but we'll need to talk it over
    with Mom and Natsumi.
[03:41] ---
    It can't be...
[03:50] ---
    So this is Pekopon!
[03:54] ---
    I'm so blown away
    by the beautiful scenery!
SIGN    Emotion Supervisor, R Grey
[03:57] ---
    Emotion Supervisor, R Grey.
[03:59] ---
    Actually, it's far from it.
[04:03] ---
    My evaluation is low, really low.
     About 5 cm.
SIGN    Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters)
[04:07] ---
    Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters).
SIGN    Director/Cameraman, Mr. G
[04:09] ---
    And the director/cameraman, Mr. G!
[04:15] ---
    The word is that the ladies
    in Pekopon are hot,
[04:19] ---
    so maybe we should have a look around
    and get some good footage.
[04:22] ---
    Yeah! That sounds great!
[04:25] ---
    Well, let's open with a showy accident.
[04:29] ---
    Let's do it, Mr. Accident Supervisor...
[04:36] ---
    How dare they...!
SIGN    Hinata Family
[04:40] ---
    We don't get to meet
    celebrities that often, sir.
SIGN    Hinata Family Hinata Family
[04:44] ---
    So, make sure none of you offend them!
[04:47] ---
    Right!
[04:49] ---
    I wonder if it's okay without
    checking with Mom and Natsumi.
[04:52] ---
    I guess it's okay...
[04:55] ---
    They are here! Come on guys!
    We need to put on our best smiles!
[05:01] ---
    Smile!
[05:02] ---
    Smile!
[05:05] ---
    Smile!
[05:08] ---
    Smile, smile!
[05:11] ---
    Yes, I am coming!
[05:14] ---
    What?
[05:15] ---
    Uncle?
[05:15] ---
    O-Our front door!
[05:18] ---
    Okay, here we go
    with our usual reaction.
[05:21] ---
    Oh, no! I destroyed
    an architectural object
[05:24] ---
    due to a lack of understanding
    about local customs.
[05:28] ---
    Will the Pekoponians
    forgive us for our doings?
[05:32] ---
    Thank you! They are
    welcoming us with a smile,
[05:35] ---
    even though we destroyed
    their architectural object!
[05:39] ---
    Emotional level, about 22 cm.
[05:42] ---
    Pekopon, the planet of
    compassion and friendship!
[05:45] ---
    And the peaceful and kind
    people who live here!
[05:48] ---
    We will be delivering
    our 322nd episode
[05:49] ---
    of Journeys of the
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers

[05:51] ---
    from this wonderful planet,
    Pekopon!
[05:55] ---
    Okay, cut.
[05:57] ---
    Did you get good footage, Mr. G?
[06:00] ---
    Uncle! Uncle!
[06:02] ---
    Uh...
[06:03] ---
    The green room.
[06:04] ---
    Huh?
[06:04] ---
    You can't have celebrities
    just standing around here!
[06:08] ---
    Where is the green room?
[06:09] ---
    Yes, sir...
SIGN    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers Green Room
[06:13] ---
    Are you okay, Uncle?
[06:15] ---
    It's no big deal!
[06:16] ---
    These things happen when
    there is a gap in culture and customs.
[06:20] ---
    That's one of Shiku Shiku Voyagers'
    selling points.
[06:24] ---
    Don't worry, I'll be the one to...
    apologize to... our... Lady Mom...
[06:28] ---
    I doubt that Sis will keep quiet.
[06:30] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[06:32] ---
    Hey! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[06:34] ---
    I came along because
    Tama-chan said he was going out.
[06:38] ---
    What?! The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    are here? I want to help, too!
[06:44] ---
    Sounds exciting!
[06:46] ---
    This is such a shabby room, isn't it?
[06:49] ---
    May I come in, sir?
[06:51] ---
    We are grateful that you came.
[06:53] ---
    Here is some tea.
[06:55] ---
    Oh, thank you...
[06:58] ---
    What is this?!
[06:59] ---
    It tastes like you made it
[07:00] ---
    by pouring hot water
    over dried plants!
[07:02] ---
    Well, that's what tea is.
[07:05] ---
    I tried so hard to make it!
[07:08] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[07:10] ---
    Here are some sweets.
[07:13] ---
    How wonderful!
[07:15] ---
    I'm totally overwhelmed by the
    surprise appearance of beautiful girls!
[07:17] ---
    Very high level of beauty!
    About 155 cm.
[07:22] ---
    Um...
[07:23] ---
    Huh? What do you want?
[07:24] ---
    What are your plans for today?
[07:26] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[07:28] ---
    Can you go and shoot the
    necessary scenes with our camera?
[07:31] ---
    Huh?
[07:32] ---
    Gero!
[07:33] ---
    The pile of notes on scenes that
    we need. About 23 cm.
[07:36] ---
    But, there's no point to the show
    if you two are not in it!
[07:40] ---
    Not to worry.
    We'll just do a composite later.
[07:43] ---
    What?! Composite?
[07:46] ---
    If you guys cooperate,
    you could be special guests on the show.
[07:50] ---
    We are ready to go now, sir!
[07:53] ---
    Come on, Tamama!
[07:54] ---
    Okay!
[08:00] ---
    Hey, you. Pekoponian.
[08:02] ---
    Huh? Yes...
[08:03] ---
    We want to shoot a
    tear-jerking scene where I'm eating
[08:07] ---
    a Pekoponian's wonderful home cooking.
[08:09] ---
    Make the dinner really festive, got it?
[08:11] ---
    Y-Yeah...
SIGN    New York 3:58 AM
[08:20] ---
    Can you repeat the notes again?
[08:23] ---
    I have already read it so many times.
[08:25] ---
    It says, "A touching scene of the sunrise
[08:27] ---
    with the Statue of Liberty and
    Mount Fuji in the background."
[08:31] ---
    We rushed here, but we can't see
    Mount Fuji from here, can we?
SIGN    Japan 6:35 PM
[08:43] ---
    What do you think?
    Is it too obvious we're doing it at sunset?
[08:47] ---
    Wanna wait for sunrise?
[08:48] ---
    Um... I don't think they'll
    notice that part...
[08:51] ---
    Okay, then!
    Let's move on to the next scene!
SIGN    Africa 1:12 PM
SIGN    Polar Bear!
[08:59] ---
    Polar Bear!
SIGN    Kangaroo
[09:03] ---
    Kangaroo!
[09:04] ---
    "Interacting with polar bears and kangaroos
     before the vast backdrop of nature in Africa."
[09:12] ---
    This is so obviously staged.
[09:13] ---
    But the polar bear and the kangaroo
    do look like they are getting along!
[09:20] ---
    What's next?
[09:21] ---
    Umm... "Snowboard down
     from the top of Everest,
[09:25] ---
    make a safe landing in Odaiba,
     and smile."
[09:30] ---
    Gero?
[09:31] ---
    What is a snowboard?
SIGN    Snowboard
[09:33] ---
    This is a snowboard.
[09:34] ---
    What is Everest?
SIGN    Everest
[09:37] ---
    Everest.
[09:38] ---
    Kululu-san! We are ready!
[09:40] ---
    Ten-four.
SIGN    Here
[09:42] ---
    Wait, Kululu! I'm not prepared for...
[09:46] ---
    I'm going to crash!
[09:49] ---
    I crashed!
[09:51] ---
    Ouch!
[09:53] ---
    What do you mean, shooting for TV?
[09:56] ---
    And why did I come home
    to see our front door broken?!
[09:58] ---
    Um... That was caused
    by a little misunderstanding...
[10:01] ---
    Actually more like a
     difference in cultures....
[10:02] ---
    That's not the point!
[10:04] ---
    B-But... From what I heard, they
    are very popular celebrities in space.
[10:09] ---
    Huh? Celebrities? Popular? I see...
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Popular Celebrity
[10:14] ---
    Fuyuki-kun. First, we need
    to worry about their dinner.
[10:17] ---
    Oh, well. What the heck.
[10:19] ---
    We couldn't ask for a better opportunity!
[10:23] ---
    Let's have the famous celebrities
    totally enjoy our home cooking!
[10:26] ---
    Sounds good. I'll help you.
[10:29] ---
    Me, too!
[10:30] ---
    Thanks! Thank you, everyone!
[10:35] ---
    Who knows? This could be my chance
[10:36] ---
    to become the number one idol
    in the whole galaxy!
[10:39] ---
    Hey!
[10:44] ---
    Time to give Fuyuki-kun a killer demo
     of how I can cook like it's nothing!
[10:48] ---
    What do you think?
[10:49] ---
    It's very delicious.
[10:53] ---
    I'm not familiar with Pekopon food,
     but I need to be useful to Uncle.
[10:58] ---
    Or, like, total resolve?
[11:04] ---
    This is nice.
    They're all nice looking.
[11:07] ---
    I can't get enough of this.
    The level has exceeded 300 m!
[11:11] ---
    I know all of you have been
    waiting for this moment!
[11:15] ---
    In the second half,
    I understand that the Pekopon girls
[11:17] ---
    will take us to a paradise
    called a hot spring!
[11:21] ---
    Emotion level, 333 m.
[11:24] ---
    Stay tuned and don't go anywhere!
[11:26] ---
    We'll be right back after the commercials!
[11:28] ---
    Um... that's supposed to be my line...
[11:31] ---
    After the commercials!
[11:33] ---
    Look, you can't keep...
[11:35] ---
    You be quiet!
[11:36] ---
    I'm sorry, sir.
SIGN    The story up to now...
[11:48] ---
    After traveling through
    a vast sea of stars,
[11:50] ---
    we have arrived at a
    faraway planet called Pekopon.
[11:54] ---
    There we met some foreigners
    and we saw unfamiliar landscapes.
[11:59] ---
    However, the whole place
    welcomed us with open arms.
[12:05] ---
    In this planet full of love,
[12:08] ---
    what could be awaiting us next?
[12:14] ---
    The food is pretty good here. Isn't it?
[12:17] ---
    Satisfaction level,
    about 70 cm.
[12:20] ---
    Hey, where's the rest of our order?
[12:22] ---
    Coming! It's coming right up!
[12:25] ---
    By the way, you're watching
    Keroro Gunsou. Just in case.
[12:29] ---
    We... We're back...
[12:32] ---
    S-Sarge! Are you okay?
[12:35] ---
    I'm okay. How are our guests?
[12:38] ---
    They're having dinner now.
[12:39] ---
    Natsumi and the others
    are cooking for them.
[12:41] ---
    What?!
[12:42] ---
    Mois, how are the noodles?
[12:44] ---
    Fine. I think they're almost ready.
[12:46] ---
    Or, like, going smoothly?
[12:48] ---
    Natsumi, the extra salad is ready.
[12:51] ---
    Thanks. You did a great job.
[12:54] ---
    This is just wonderful!
[12:55] ---
    Once Lady Natsumi
    and the others are cooking,
[12:57] ---
    the Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    will definitely be satisfied.
[13:00] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[13:01] ---
    Look at this!
[13:03] ---
    They're wasting food.
[13:07] ---
    Not cattle mutilation,
     but dinner mutilation?
[13:13] ---
    I'm stuffed!
[13:14] ---
    Um... I went and got footage
    according to your notes...
[13:18] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[13:20] ---
    We were able to get a lot of great shots.
[13:22] ---
    Please check over them.
[13:24] ---
    Huh?
[13:26] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
    Just leave those somewhere.
[13:31] ---
    Okay then.
    Let's move on to the next scene.
[13:33] ---
    We've been waiting so long!
[13:34] ---
    Together with Pekopon beauties!
[13:36] ---
    Going to the mixed bath!
[13:38] ---
    What a great plan!
[13:39] ---
    What?!
[13:40] ---
    But, it's so last minute.
    I don't know if can find beauties...
[13:44] ---
    Huh? You can find them right here.
    A beautiful lineup of girls!
[13:49] ---
    But, I don't think that will be possible...
[13:51] ---
    What do you mean "not possible"?
[13:53] ---
    So, you don't mind if the show
    portrays Pekopon in a bad light?
[13:58] ---
    Death dive of reputation!
    About 148,000 m!
[14:04] ---
    So, here's the deal.
[14:05] ---
    You've got to be kidding!
    Why do we have to go that far?
[14:09] ---
    But... it could lead to
    Pekopon's image being tarnished
[14:12] ---
    throughout the entire universe.
[14:14] ---
    Who cares?!
[14:16] ---
    Did something happen here?
    The front door is destroyed.
[14:19] ---
    Mom!
[14:20] ---
    Lady Mom!
[14:22] ---
    I'm home.
[14:23] ---
    Oh? What's the matter?
SIGN    The Milky Way Bath
[14:31] ---
    This is great! Now, this
    is what you call a journey!
[14:35] ---
    I can improve my golden skin.
[14:37] ---
    Wow! That's a beautiful bath!
[14:41] ---
    Boy, it took 12 "long" minutes
    from design to completion.
[14:45] ---
    How impressive!
[14:46] ---
    Mom, you can't be thinking...
[14:48] ---
    Actually, the aliens' TV show
    sounds appealing.
[14:51] ---
    Let's do it, Natsumi.
[14:52] ---
    What?
[14:54] ---
    Mois and Momoka,
     why don't you join us, too?
[14:58] ---
    We're sorry to keep you waiting!
[15:05] ---
    About 92, 60, 86 cm!
[15:07] ---
    Amazing!
[15:09] ---
    Just amazing!
[15:10] ---
    Come and join me, everyone!
[15:12] ---
    Huh?
[15:14] ---
    The three girls behind
    her look marvelous, too!
[15:16] ---
    Flying distance increased!
    K point exceeded by about 142 m!
[15:21] ---
    Welcome to Pekopon, everyone!
[15:23] ---
    Pekopon sure is a great place!
    It's just fantastic!
[15:27] ---
    Come here. Come close to me.
[15:29] ---
    Yes, we're coming in.
[15:31] ---
    Mom...
[15:32] ---
    Here! Hold this and make a pose!
SIGN    Effects:
    Stress, lack of sleep,
    distrust of people,
    may cause ailments...
[15:35] ---
    The minerals, and their effects,
    in this hot spring are...
[15:38] ---
    It's written on the board...
[15:40] ---
    This is great! This is what I wanted!
[15:42] ---
    Excellent service!
    About 120 cm!
[15:46] ---
    Lady Mom... All of you...
[15:48] ---
    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    have to be satisfied now.
[15:53] ---
    We'll see about that.
[15:56] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[15:57] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[15:59] ---
    Let's show some affection.
[16:01] ---
    Intimacy here, too. Minus 2.5 cm!
[16:05] ---
    Um...
[16:06] ---
    You can't do this...
[16:09] ---
    How dare you! I'm only being nice
    because Fuyuki-kun likes aliens and such.
[16:12] ---
    But you're taking advantage of me!
[16:14] ---
    This is so embarrassing...
    But, if I'm being useful to Uncle...
[16:19] ---
    Or, like, suffer nobly?
[16:22] ---
    Depending on how
    you girls handle this,
[16:24] ---
    we can get you
    hooked up with a good agent
[16:26] ---
    and help you become
    a famous universal idol like Sumomo.
[16:29] ---
    For that, you'll need
    to provide more service!
[16:32] ---
    Oh? What more service are you
    wanting besides this?
[16:37] ---
    What?!
[16:38] ---
    What do you think? You're going
    to do something with that last towel.
[16:42] ---
    Oh? This towel?
[16:44] ---
    That's right! You will drop the towel!
[16:46] ---
    Mom!
[16:48] ---
    Really? Are you sure about that?
[16:50] ---
    Sure, it's fine!
[16:52] ---
    No problem!
[16:53] ---
    Sarge!
[16:57] ---
    There was no lie to the tears
     that I shed
[17:00] ---
    watching Shiku Shiku Voyagers
     in the past.
[17:03] ---
    But... but....
[17:05] ---
    Sarge...
[17:07] ---
    Come on, guys! The entire universe
    is looking forward to this moment!
[17:12] ---
    What flavor is your blood?!
[17:15] ---
    Ready, Natsumi? On my cue.
[17:17] ---
    O-Okay.
[17:20] ---
    Ready, and...
[17:22] ---
    You! I won't forgive...
[17:28] ---
    Hidden attack! Falling velocity
    was approximately 300 km/h!
[17:33] ---
    Whoa!! Can we show this on TV?!
[17:36] ---
    Oh?
[17:37] ---
    Lady Mom!
[17:38] ---
    Sis!
[17:39] ---
    You tricked us!
[17:41] ---
    Oh... We were going to please you
    by giving you a Pekopon-style massage.
[17:46] ---
    We never asked for it!
[17:48] ---
    Oh, now. Don't you hesitate.
[17:54] ---
    Hinata Exodus Seal!
[17:57] ---
    A kick and an elbow attack.
SIGN    Impact
[17:58] ---
    By simultaneously combining
    these two massive attacks,
SIGN    Impact
[18:01] ---
    it creates an unbeatable
    double blow technique
SIGN    Impact Impact
[18:03] ---
    where escape is cut off
    from both directions!
[18:13] ---
    How dare you make use of
    this chaos to touch me!
[18:18] ---
    Do... Do you really think
    you can get away with this?
[18:22] ---
    We'll spread Pekopon's poor image
    throughout the whole universe!
[18:25] ---
    Go right ahead!
[18:26] ---
    What?
[18:27] ---
    If I'd give in to the threats of
    someone who fakes and stages stories,
[18:31] ---
    I'd never manage being a mom
    or a magazine editor!
[18:35] ---
    Lady Mom!
[18:37] ---
    How dare you!
[18:39] ---
    If it's come to this, I'll turn
    this unknown planet into dust!
[18:45] ---
    Stop right there, poyo!
[18:46] ---
    W-What is it?
[19:03] ---
    Let me just cut in here and explain!
[19:05] ---
    The girl who is, this very moment,
    about to make her appearance
[19:07] ---
    through the extra-dimensional
    space-time gate is...
[19:10] ---
    Thank you for your patience.
[19:12] ---
    It's the girl we introduced
    at the beginning of the show.
[19:15] ---
    From the Andromeda police station...
[19:18] ---
    ...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
[19:22] ---
    Hey, you two!
[19:23] ---
    Yes, officer!
[19:24] ---
    And the guy in the back!
[19:27] ---
    You are under arrest
    for identity forgery, poyo!
[19:37] ---
    Up, up and away!
[19:39] ---
    Take me home, country roads!
[19:47] ---
    Mission accomplished, poyo.
[19:49] ---
    They were space criminals who
    were pretending to be celebrities, poyo.
[19:53] ---
    We've been after them
     for a long time, poyo.
[19:55] ---
    Now we've finally arrested them, poyo.
[19:57] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation, poyo.
[19:59] ---
    I'll be leaving now, poyo.
[20:02] ---
    U-Um...
[20:03] ---
    Poyo?
[20:04] ---
    Does that mean they were fakes?
[20:08] ---
    That's right, poyo.
[20:09] ---
    What about the real Journeys
    of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers,
then?
[20:13] ---
    Are those all faked and staged
    stories, too?
[20:16] ---
    No, not at all.
[20:17] ---
    The voyagers are genuine and true, poyo!
SIGN    Hmph...
[20:22] ---
    Hmph.
[20:27] ---
    This incident has been
    successfully resolved!
[20:29] ---
    I was getting a little worried
    for a while there...
[20:34] ---
    Anyway.... There's someone
    who's been passed out the whole time.
[20:40] ---
    Hmph...
[20:41] ---
    So, this is what the lodges
    are like on Pekopon.
[20:44] ---
    It's just breathtaking.
    The building has a warm homey touch.
[20:49] ---
    You can really feel the
    kindness of the people of Pekopon.
[20:53] ---
    Look! All the wild plants and flowers...
[20:56] ---
    So lovely...
SIGN    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
[20:58] ---
    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers.
[21:00] ---
    (The real ones.)
SIGN    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers (the real ones)
[21:01] ---
    You...
[21:03] ---
    Oh, thank you for greeting us!
[21:07] ---
    You...
[21:08] ---
    Huh?
[21:09] ---
    Don't think you can leave
    Pekopon in one piece!!
SIGN    Play
[21:16] ---
    I can't believe that we were
    turned away at the moment we arrived!
[21:19] ---
    This has become the most
    painful trip in the show's history.
[21:23] ---
    S-Sarge...
[21:23] ---
    Well, this episode will be perfect
    if you're feeling a little blue.
[21:25] ---
    Aw, man...
[21:27] ---
    Oh! This is...
[21:27] ---
    We will show you a trip
    to the dust clouds...
[21:29] ---
    Uncle! A letter written in blood
    was delivered from Headquarters,
SIGN    What have you done...
[21:31] ---
    together with the videotape!
[21:33] ---
    Gero!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's me, Poyon!
[23:08] ---
    I was told that I should express
    my feelings in my usual poyo way, poyo,
[23:13] ---
    but I get nervous and my mind
    goes completely poyo blank,
[23:15] ---
    and I really don't know
    what to say, poyo!
[23:18] ---
    I'm sorry for not poyo knowing
    what poyo to say, poyo!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things! Next time,
[23:22] ---
    a universal idol is going to appear!
[23:24] ---
    "Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
    Across Space, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Giroro: A Small Angel
    on the Battlefield, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E12 - Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels Across Space, Sir! / Giroro: A Small Angel on the Battlefield, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    The great universe
    stretches out infinitely...
[01:35] ---
    "Sparkle!"
[01:37] ---
    This is this star...
[01:39] ---
    In English, "the STAR."
[01:44] ---
    And as you've guessed,
    this story takes place at...
SIGN    The Hinata family
[01:51] ---
    Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
    Across Space, Sir!
[01:58] ---
    So heavy...
[02:02] ---
    Really heavy...
[02:13] ---
    What are you doing on my bed?!
[02:16] ---
    Um, this is my bed, you know...
[02:19] ---
    Is it? My bad! I was so sleepy
    when I got to Pekopon last night...
[02:24] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Sorry
[02:25] ---
    It's okay. But I have to ask...
     who are you?
[02:28] ---
    You don't know who I am?!
[02:30] ---
    N-No...
[02:34] ---
    I'm so glad I came to Pekopon!
[02:35] ---
    Is she another friend of
    Sarge's? I don't get it.
[02:39] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[02:41] ---
    Good morning, sir.
[02:46] ---
    No way!
SIGN    Aura, aura, aura, aura, aura...
[02:50] ---
    Unbelievable. She's really here?
[02:54] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] ---
    This's got to be a dream.
[02:58] ---
    See? This doesn't hurt...
[02:59] ---
    It does!
[03:01] ---
    Are you really the real
     Sumomo-chan?
[03:05] ---
    Sumomo-chan...?
[03:12] ---
    Hmm...
[03:15] ---
    Pekoponian food isn't bad.
[03:18] ---
    I... I am honored.
[03:21] ---
    What a perfect photo op!
[03:22] ---
    I'm sorry, but you need my
    agency's okay to take photos.
[03:26] ---
    Sorry! I did not know!
[03:28] ---
    Can we have your autograph?
[03:29] ---
    That'll be fine.
[03:32] ---
    Wow! You're so fast!
[03:34] ---
    I can usually sign 3,500 sheets
    in 30 minutes.
[03:37] ---
    One time I pushed over 5,000,
[03:39] ---
    but my agent got chewed out by
    his boss for making me do that.
[03:42] ---
    Hey, who is this Sumomo-chan?
[03:44] ---
    She acts like some kind of pop idol.
[03:46] ---
    She's not acting!
    She is a real idol, ma'am!
[03:50] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Welcome Sumomo-sama! From Tamama
[03:50] ---
    She's a huge star known
    throughout the universe!
[03:54] ---
    Or, like, widespread renown?
SIGN    Aura Aura Aura Aura
[03:57] ---
    Really? Wow...
[03:59] ---
    Well, I don't blame you for not knowing.
SIGN    In Celebration: To Sumomo-sama, From Keroro
[04:01] ---
    After all, Pekopon isn't a part of
    the space TV network yet.
[04:06] ---
    This is Hicksville, after all...
[04:08] ---
    Sometimes he really gets on my nerves.
[04:10] ---
    So what brings you to Pekopon,
     Sumomo-chan?
[04:15] ---
    I didn't see a single mention
[04:17] ---
    about you coming this way
    in your published schedule.
[04:21] ---
    W-Well, that's because... um...
[04:24] ---
    Could it be that
    you're here to cheer on
[04:26] ---
    the front-line soldiers,
    the Keroro Platoon?
[04:29] ---
    Y-Yes, exactly!
[04:30] ---
    Keronian army HQ requested me
    to visit Pekopon in secret.
[04:35] ---
    That was so cool of Headquarters to do that.
[04:38] ---
    I have never been happier to be
    a soldier than I am today!
SIGN    Welcome, Sumomo-sama. From the Keroro Platoon
[04:45] ---
    What's the point of sending
    a pop star to the battlefield?
[04:48] ---
    Ridiculous!
[04:48] ---
    So tell me, Sumomo-chan. Are you
    going to throw a gig for us, too?
[04:53] ---
    O-Of course.
[04:54] ---
    But before that, let me take
    some time to relax for a while, okay?
[04:59] ---
    Sumomo's first Pekoponian concert!
[05:01] ---
    I'll set up a gorgeous stage
    worthy of the event!
[05:04] ---
    Keroro Troops, move out!
[05:06] ---
    Roger.
[05:11] ---
    They're so excited...
[05:14] ---
    Hm?
[05:15] ---
    I can finally relax now.
[05:17] ---
    Here in Pekopon, no one knows me,
     so I can walk freely around town!
[05:23] ---
    H-Hey, wait a sec!
[05:24] ---
    Are you thinking of going out?
SIGN    Tamama
SIGN    Keroro
[05:25] ---
    Sure. Is there a problem?
[05:27] ---
    It's dangerous.
[05:28] ---
    If an alien walks around town,
    it'll cause an uproar!
[05:32] ---
    Don't worry about that!
[05:34] ---
    I'll show you the special skills
    we Axotolonians have.
[05:40] ---
    This warrants some explanation!
[05:43] ---
    Axotolonians like Sumomo-chan
    can change forms at will
SIGN    Mystery of the Great Universe
[05:47] ---
    by secreting thyroid hormones.
[05:55] ---
    Do I look like a girl from Earth?
[05:59] ---
    What are you blushing about?!
[06:01] ---
    No problems now, right?
[06:03] ---
    I'm out of here!
[06:05] ---
    Hold it right there!
[06:08] ---
    Why this? Don't you have
     anything cuter?
[06:11] ---
    Stop complaining!
[06:13] ---
    I guess I have no choice.
[06:14] ---
    Bye!
[06:15] ---
    Hey!
[06:16] ---
    Come on, Fuyuki. We'll follow her.
[06:18] ---
    We can't let her off by herself.
[06:26] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[06:27] ---
    Wait for me, Sis!
[06:29] ---
    Why didn't they take my space money?!
SIGN    T-shirt Fair Summer Clearance Sale
[06:32] ---
    Too bad...
    That T-shirt was so cute...
[06:35] ---
    Hurry up and
    put those flying things away.
[06:37] ---
    Oh, bummer...
[06:40] ---
    But I've been dreaming of
    walking around freely like this.
[06:45] ---
    Excuse me.
[06:46] ---
    Yes?
[06:47] ---
    I'd like to ask for a picture...
[06:49] ---
    Oh, no, you have to talk
     to my agency first.
[06:51] ---
    You only have to push this button...
[06:54] ---
    Huh?
[06:55] ---
    He wants their picture taken.
[06:58] ---
    Say "cheese."
[07:01] ---
    What's wrong, Sumomo-chan?
[07:03] ---
    Oh, that's right. No one here
    on Pekopon knows who I am...
SIGN    Staff Only Staff Door
SIGN    Sumomo-chan Concert Tour
[07:15] ---
    A little to the right.
    Okay, there. Straight!
[07:18] ---
    That's good.
[07:21] ---
    Yes, the arena seats are all sold out.
[07:24] ---
    Or, like, goodness gracious?
[07:26] ---
    Ten S-grade seats? Sorry,
    but all S seats have been sold out.
[07:29] ---
    We still have some B-grade seats.
    Would you like those, instead?
[07:33] ---
    Yo, Giroro-chan. Thanks for all the work.
SIGN    Sumomo T-shirts
[07:35] ---
    Come on! Why do I have to do this?
[07:39] ---
    The aliens living on Pekopon
[07:41] ---
    are starved for some o' that
    real live entertainment.
[07:43] ---
    Don't y'all think that it's the job
    of a real man to give 'em that?
[07:46] ---
    Stop talking with that weird accent!
SIGN    Safety First
[07:49] ---
    I ordered three types of
     concession stands:
[07:51] ---
    Space FX Pizza, Space Sushi,
     and Space Noodles.
[07:54] ---
    Good job, good job.
SIGN    Poster
SIGN    Fan Axotolon T-shirt L/M/S
SIGN    Type B
    Type A
    Headband
SIGN    3rd Single Photos
SIGN    Limited Edition Analog Disc
SIGN    Line
    starts
    here
[08:00] ---
    The merchandising is all ready, too.
[08:04] ---
    We're going to make a fortune.
    No doubt about that!
[08:06] ---
    So this is all about the money!
[08:25] ---
    Hey, are you having fun?
[08:28] ---
    Hm? What's wrong?
[08:29] ---
    Oh, it's nothing...
SIGN    Karaoke Contest
[08:32] ---
    Hey, is that by any chance
    a Pekoponian stage?
[08:36] ---
    I guess so.
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Lemon
[08:38] ---
    I'm getting all excited!
[08:41] ---
    Hey, stop! Don't change back
    in a public place!
[08:44] ---
    Okay, I just stay a Pekoponian, then.
[08:46] ---
    Sumomo... is heading off!
[08:49] ---
    Hey!
[08:50] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
[08:51] ---
    What's going on?
SIGN    Karaoke Contest
[08:54] ---
    I'm Sumomo!
[09:01] ---
    Please listen to my new song,
    "Shooting Star in Love."
[09:05] ---
     *This feeling's new to me!
    It thrills me.
[09:11] ---
     *Makes me feel more excited!
[09:14] ---

     *I've never seen a sky
    like this at night.
[09:17] ---
     *Faraway starlight!
[09:23] ---

     *Spotlight shining on me!
[09:29] ---
     *Everyone's all right!
[09:35] ---

     *I can hear you coming!
[09:37] ---
    Incredible...
[09:37] ---
     *It's not my imagination!
[09:41] ---

     *Far away into the galaxy,
[09:44] ---
     *Turn the switch on!
[09:47] ---

     *Everyone's smiling!
[09:50] ---
     *It's not an illusion!
[09:52] ---

     *Once more,
     over and over again...
[09:56] ---
     *Singing about...
    love, love, love!
[10:02] ---

    She's cute!
[10:03] ---
    Awesome!
[10:03] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
[10:07] ---
    Wow, that was so fun!
[10:10] ---
    Yup, she's a pop star, no doubt.
[10:12] ---
    You got a job offer from a scout.
[10:16] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:18] ---
    Huh?
[10:19] ---
    Actually, it was a lie that
    I came here to cheer on the army.
[10:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant jumped to that conclusion,
    and I just played along with it.
[10:25] ---
    Then why did you come here?
[10:27] ---
    Don't tell me... you ran away?
[10:29] ---
    I was so busy,
    I lost sight of who I am.
[10:34] ---
    I was so sick of being a pop star,
    I just wanted to run away from it.
[10:38] ---
    But today, I realized something important.
[10:40] ---
    I can no longer be satisfied
    with just being an ordinary girl.
[10:45] ---
    Sure seems that way.
[10:49] ---
    Oh, shucks... Looks like
    my manager found me!
[10:54] ---
    Okay, bye!
[10:58] ---
    Give my best to Mr. Sergeant
    and his friends.
[11:02] ---
    Good luck!
[11:03] ---
    Goodbye! Come see us again, okay?
SIGN    Sumomo-chan Concert Tour Staff Door Staff Only
[11:18] ---
    You serious?!
[11:19] ---
    She said, "Give my best to
    Mr. Sergeant and his friends."
[11:21] ---
    Then what about this
[11:21] ---
    and this?!
SIGN    Line
    starts
    here
SIGN    Space Noodles Authentic Space Sushi
[11:23] ---
    This! This! And this?!
SIGN    Kobe Beef
SIGN    Space Pizza
[11:25] ---
    What am I supposed to do with them?
[11:27] ---
    The expense is going to
    come out of your paycheck!
[11:32] ---
    And so the space pop star,
    Sumomo-chan, was gone,
[11:35] ---
    leaving the Earthlings
    with a beautiful memory,
[11:37] ---
    and Sergeant Keroro with a
    huge sum of debt.
SIGN    Sumomo-chan Live Produced by Keroro Platoon
[11:51] ---
    You never know where
    the seeds of trouble may lie...
[12:15] ---
    No, you don't!
SIGN    Accuracy
[12:19] ---
    Accuracy, 100%!
[12:25] ---
    So, so? How was it? Was I cool?
[12:27] ---
    You were awesome. I was so impressed.
[12:30] ---
    Right, right?
[12:32] ---
    So what do you think?
[12:34] ---
    This belt instantly triples
    your combat skills.
[12:39] ---
    Awesome! It's totally awesome!
[12:42] ---
    Not only that, the pinwheel on it
    really tickles an otaku's fancy!
[12:45] ---
    Right, right!
[12:48] ---
    Gotta hand it to you, Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[12:52] ---
    Nonsense.
[12:54] ---
    Training and experience is
    what counts on the battlefield.
[12:58] ---
    Instead of wasting time
    making that kind of stupid thing,
[13:00] ---
    you should focus on training.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[13:05] ---
    You're so old-school, Giroro-senpai.
[13:08] ---
    Okay, that's enough, you two.
[13:10] ---
    In any case, this piece of junk
    is useless for someone like me
[13:15] ---
    whose accuracy is already at 100%.
[13:27] ---
    Giroro: A Small Angel
    on the Battlefield, Sir!
[13:37] ---
    Rain again.
[13:51] ---
    Hm?
[14:07] ---
    Come.
[14:10] ---
    Don't wait for someone to help you.
[14:12] ---
    Do that on the battlefield,
     and nine lives wouldn't be enough.
[14:19] ---
    Don't get a wrong idea.
    I'm not being nice or anything.
[14:23] ---
    When the rain stops,
    go out on your own.
SIGN    Invasion Strategy Meeting
[14:42] ---
    Target, locked on! Fire missile!
[14:45] ---
    Port side, our barrage is too weak.
    What are you doing?!
[14:48] ---
    Landing!
SIGN    A powerful presence
[14:53] ---
    Oh, shoot...
[14:56] ---
    That was my plan to occupy
    the Shikoku island.
[14:59] ---
    I... I see! So speed is
    the key here, right?
[15:03] ---
    As you can see, we were
    simulating an attack,
[15:07] ---
    and in no way were we
    fooling around, sir.
[15:08] ---
    Not at all.
[15:11] ---
    Hm?
[15:11] ---
    Huh?
[15:12] ---
    Sorry I'm late. I haven't
    been feeling well since my nap.
[15:17] ---
    Okay, let's start the meeting.
[15:20] ---
    Hm?
SIGN    Something's missing...!
[15:27] ---
    Something's missing.
[15:28] ---
    What's the matter?
    Is there something on my face?
[15:31] ---
    No...
[15:32] ---
    That is not it...
[15:37] ---
    Your belt's gone!
[15:39] ---
    What?
[15:43] ---
    How could that be?
    I don't remember taking it off.
SIGN    Hee
[15:49] ---
    You look so goofy!
     It's like a fake Giroro.
SIGN    Petrified with Shock
[15:53] ---
    Fake?
[15:54] ---
    Fake!
[15:56] ---
    Oh no, I'm getting cramps.
    My stomach's in a knot!
[15:56] ---
    Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing!
[16:01] ---
    No, I should be laughing.
    He's totally uncool.
SIGN    Ahah Ahah Hehhehheh Hahahaha
SIGN    Grrr....
[16:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you're laughing too hard...
[16:07] ---
    Stop laughing!
[16:10] ---
    Yikes!
[16:12] ---
    Huh?
[16:14] ---
    Oh...
[16:15] ---
    What?
[16:17] ---
    Corporal? Are you okay?
[16:19] ---
    I'm... going to go... look for my belt...
[16:23] ---
    Corporal... Giroro...?
[16:26] ---
    What's wrong with him?
[16:28] ---
    It's gone! Gone! Gone!
[16:32] ---
    Why can't I find it? Without it, I'm...
[16:37] ---
    Cut it out. I don't have time
    to play with you right now!
[16:42] ---
    Gone! Gone!
[16:43] ---
    Where is it? Where did it go?!
[16:49] ---
    Did you find it?
[16:51] ---
    No...
SIGN    Pain, extreme pain
[16:55] ---
    That must really hurt.
[16:57] ---
    C-Corporal...
SIGN    Bam
[17:01] ---
    How pitiful.
[17:06] ---
    Too bad. Looks like you've
    lost your sense of balance.
[17:12] ---
    What?
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[17:13] ---
    There's no way you can fulfill
    your duties as a walking arsenal now.
[17:16] ---
    What will you do?
[17:20] ---
    Give me something else to put on.
     That should be enough!
SIGN    Tosa Spirit
[17:26] ---
    Champion sumo wrestler!
SIGN    Chief for a Day
[17:28] ---
    A sash!
[17:31] ---
    A scarf!
[17:36] ---
    None of them work.
[17:38] ---
    Giroro-senpai, why don't you try this?
SIGN    Whoa
[17:43] ---
    I... don't want to rely on
     something like that...
[17:48] ---
    See? You get 100% accuracy with this.
[17:54] ---
    What?!
[17:58] ---
    Looks like it won't work on Corporal Giroro.
[18:01] ---
    That's how messed up his balance is.
[18:05] ---
    H-Hey... Giroro...
[18:08] ---
    That belt has always been with me
     on the battlefield.
[18:12] ---
    There's no substitute.
[18:23] ---
    I have no choice...
    I can't be a burden to the others.
[18:28] ---
    Hey, something wrong?
[18:30] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[18:31] ---
    Are you feeling okay? You look sad.
[18:36] ---
    I-It's nothing...
[18:37] ---
    Really? Well, if you say so...
[18:41] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[18:43] ---
    What is it?
[18:44] ---
    Um... Did you do your homework?
[18:46] ---
    Huh?
[18:47] ---
    Brush your teeth, okay?
[18:50] ---
    Don't catch a cold now...
[18:51] ---
    What are you talking about?
[18:54] ---
    Take care.
[18:57] ---
    Bye.
[18:59] ---
    What's with him?
[19:06] ---
    Y-You're leaving the army?
    Hold on a second!
[19:09] ---
    If you leave without permission,
    you'll be court-martialed!
[19:12] ---
    That's right. Besides,
    it's impossible to go back
[19:15] ---
    to Planet Keron
    on that flying board.
[19:18] ---
    If I manage to get back
     to Planet Keron,
[19:20] ---
    I'll do anything.
    Even take my punishment.
[19:23] ---
    Hey, Giroro, you're not saying...
[19:25] ---
    My carelessness brought about
     this whole incident.
[19:29] ---
    I've failed as a soldier.
[19:30] ---
    If you are a failure,
    what would you call this thing?
SIGN    This thing.
[19:34] ---
    Yeah, he's got a point.
[19:35] ---
    I've already made up my mind. I'm sorry.
[19:40] ---
    Giroro...
[19:44] ---
    Hm? What are you...
[19:50] ---
    What is it? A farewell gift?
[19:54] ---
    Hm?
[19:56] ---
    Huh?
[19:56] ---
    Hey, that's...
[19:57] ---
    Kululu's symbol!
[20:08] ---
    Well, looks like you've finally found it.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[20:10] ---
    I thought your belt might
    have some kind of secret.
[20:14] ---
    My curiosity made me do it.
[20:17] ---
    Listen, pal, I may not be
    a perfect shooter right now,
[20:20] ---
    but I know I can hit
     a target this close.
[20:24] ---
    C'mon, it was just a joke.
[20:25] ---
    I hate jokes.
[20:36] ---
    Here, eat up! It's the best part.
[20:41] ---
    Man, who would've thought
    you'd be the one to save me...
[20:44] ---
    It's not much of a thank you,
    but let me show this just to you.
[20:48] ---
    The belt itself doesn't
    have any special feature, but...
[20:54] ---
    This's my good-luck charm.
[21:00] ---
    The warrior Giroro
    faces danger day after day.
[21:04] ---
    But now he has a photo
    and a friendship with a cat
[21:06] ---
    that bring peace to his mind.
[21:11] ---
    Around the same time...
[21:13] ---
    Three soldiers are suffering
    from extreme restlessness.
[21:18] ---
    I can't get any satisfaction,
     no matter how many I put together.
[21:21] ---
    I can't be full,
     no matter how much I eat.
[21:24] ---
    What's going on, Kululu?
[21:26] ---
    Looks like not only do
    your combat skills triple,
[21:28] ---
    but your desires do, too.
[21:31] ---
    Ouch...
[21:33] ---
    How pathetic.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's me, Sumomo!
    Did you all listen to my song?
[23:10] ---
    It's breaking the universal record for
    most consecutive weeks at number one.
[23:14] ---
    I hope my song cheers up
    everyone on Pekopon!
[23:17] ---
    I mean it. Well, catch you later.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    the fifth member will finally appear.
[23:23] ---
    "Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship,
    How Beautiful It Is, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Two stories!
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E13 - Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir! / Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship, How Beautiful It Is, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Today our Earth is inhabited
    by a number of alien invaders...
[01:35] ---
    They are in a frenzy of activity
    each day to achieve their various goals.
[01:44] ---
    How cute!
[01:45] ---
    Gesu-chaaan!
[01:46] ---
    Just look at how popular he is!
    He has become Japan's national idol!
[01:51] ---
    He's Gesu-chan of the Gesui River!
SIGN    Musculus pectoralis
[01:56] ---
    Musculus pectoralis!
SIGN    Quadriceps
[01:58] ---
    Quadriceps!
[02:01] ---
    Those foolish Pekoponians!
SIGN    Rectus abdominis
[02:03] ---
    Rectus abdominis!
[02:04] ---
    Grovel, all of you, before my charms!
SIGN    Adductor Longus
[02:07] ---
    Adductor longus!
[02:17] ---
    Please stop!
[02:18] ---
    Sartorius muscle!
SIGN    Sartorius muscle
[02:19] ---
    Don't look!
SIGN    Oblique abdominal muscle
[02:20] ---
    Oblique abdominal muscle! Biceps!
[02:20] ---
    Who's doing this?!
SIGN    Biceps
[02:23] ---
    Show yourself!
[02:28] ---
    Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir!
SIGN    Scoop! Gesu-chan was actually a creepy pervert!!
[02:36] ---
    Then, Gesu-chan got away
    by stealing a bicycle.
[02:39] ---
    He is still nowhere to be found.
[02:42] ---
    So, Gesu-chan was actually a pervert.
[02:45] ---
    No, he's one of the Arazaza aliens.
    Their heads look like a seal's.
[02:50] ---
    We could say that he's
     a regional alien.
SIGN    Regional Alien Arazaza
[02:52] ---
    He's a formidable invader
    who's trying to infiltrate
[02:54] ---
    the Pekoponian society
    by using his adorable face.
[02:56] ---
    I'm sure his goal is to
    obtain legal residency.
SIGN    Special Residency Card
[03:02] ---
    I-Is that so?
[03:04] ---
    Around the same time,
[03:05] ---
    aliens hiding out on Earth are
    being attacked, one after another.
[03:19] ---
    What?!
[03:20] ---
    Oh, what am I thinking?
[03:22] ---
    But haven't you all felt
    someone's presence behind you
[03:25] ---
    when taking a shower?
SIGN    Creepiness Creepiness Creepiness
[03:33] ---
    Mukujan is a type of alien
    who emits a creepy vibe.
[03:36] ---
    They aren't hostile or harmful at all.
[03:39] ---
    They just turn the mood slightly eerie.
[03:52] ---
    Wow! How convenient!
[03:53] ---
    Come and see!
[03:54] ---
    As you can see, with this
    super-duper cutting machine,
SIGN    Big Sale Special Price Cheap
[03:56] ---
    you'll be able to easily
    slice radishes in rounds,
[03:59] ---
    shell peanuts, and much more!
[04:02] ---
    Right now we have a special offer!
[04:04] ---
    Only for this very moment,
    I'll take an amazing 99% off!
[04:08] ---
    I want it! I want it!
[04:12] ---
    Those Pekoponian consumers
     are so gullible.
[04:14] ---
    You'll be surprised when
    my cookware turns into invaders.
SIGN    Gail: Demonstrator-type alien.
SIGN    Asset Flow
[04:25] ---
    What's that?
[04:26] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:27] ---
    It's a scam! We want our money back!
[04:39] ---
    Okay, everyone, please be silent!
[04:41] ---
    Today, I will be introducing a new student.
SIGN    Azumaya Koyuki
[04:46] ---
    I'm Azumaya Koyuki.
     Nice to meet you all.
[04:49] ---
    So petite and cute!
[04:50] ---
    Yes, yes.
[04:51] ---
    Now, you'll be sitting next to
    Hinata-san over there, okay?
[04:57] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[05:01] ---
    You smell like the city.
[05:03] ---
    What?!
[05:08] ---
    Do you like sports, Koyuki-chan?
[05:10] ---
    Sports? Oh stuff like Judo
    and Tae Kwon Do?
[05:12] ---
    Tae... what?
[05:14] ---
    Certainly those are sports, but...
[05:17] ---
    Next up: Hinata-san.
[05:18] ---
    Right!
[05:20] ---
    Natsumi!
[05:21] ---
    Good luck!
[05:32] ---
    Natsumi! You're so cool!
[05:34] ---
    Am I supposed to do the same?
[05:36] ---
    That was Natsumi showing off.
[05:38] ---
    All you have to do is to roll forward.
[05:40] ---
    Next up: Azumaya-san.
[05:43] ---
    That city girl isn't bad at all.
[05:45] ---
    Do your best, Koyuki-chan!
[05:47] ---
    I shouldn't hold back!
[05:50] ---
    Huh?
[05:57] ---
    How was my triple forward somersault?
[06:01] ---
    Huh? Did I botch it?
[06:03] ---
    D-Did you just see that?
[06:05] ---
    I can't believe it.
[06:05] ---
    Looks like Natsumi has competition.
[06:07] ---
    Th-That was amazing,
    Koyuki-chan!
[06:13] ---
    Yeah, the transfer student
    is simply amazing.
[06:16] ---
    Her name is Koyuki-chan!
[06:19] ---
    She's so athletic!
[06:22] ---
    Almost like an Olympic medalist.
[06:22] ---
    I was hoping to walk home with her,
[06:25] ---
    but she's with a boy...
[06:25] ---
    Oh, wow.
[06:27] ---
    Yeah. I mean, you don't come
    across someone so incredible very often.
[06:30] ---
    We do have incredible aliens, though.
[06:33] ---
    Nah, she's nothing like
    those incredibly stupid frogs.
[06:36] ---
    Aliens? Stupid frogs?
[06:53] ---
    How is your new school suiting you?
[06:56] ---
    It was fun. There's a girl
    I think I can become friends with.
[07:01] ---
    That is a fine thing.
[07:04] ---
    You know what, Dororo?
[07:06] ---
    Huh?
[07:06] ---
    I might have found your friends.
[07:11] ---
    I have divested myself of my past.
[07:13] ---
    I no longer have any friends.
[07:16] ---
    But... I think your friends miss you.
[07:35] ---
    They're friends. I'm sure they must
    have been worrying about Dororo.
SIGN    Hinata
[07:51] ---
    So these are Dororo's friends...
[08:01] ---
    Somehow... they seem to have
    forgotten all about Dororo.
[08:05] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[08:06] ---
    Gero?
[08:08] ---
    I got a message from Keron headquarters!
[08:09] ---
    What's wrong with you dumbos?
    Slacking off all day long!
[08:13] ---
    Maybe that red guy is different!
[08:15] ---
    Look!
[08:18] ---
    Huh?
[08:19] ---
    What are these?
[08:20] ---
    Many aliens hiding out on Pekopon
    have been attacked.
[08:24] ---
    It must be a skirmish
    among invading aliens!
[08:28] ---
    Are you saying that
    we might be attacked, too?
[08:30] ---
    That's right!
[08:32] ---
    Other aliens are targeting
    Pekopon besides us.
[08:35] ---
    Don't forget that other aliens
    are always trying to beat us.
[08:39] ---
    Don't forget? What about Dororo?
[08:41] ---
    Aren't you all worried about Dororo?
[08:44] ---
    I have divested myself of my past.
     I no longer have friends.
[08:50] ---
    Dororo!
[08:52] ---
    Who's there?!
[08:57] ---
    Intruder!
[08:58] ---
    After him!
[09:05] ---
    Natsumi-san...
SIGN    Eeek!
[09:09] ---
    Um... this is... uh...
[09:12] ---
    What's the matter, Sis?
[09:14] ---
    Halt! Halt! Halt!
SIGN    Halt Halt Halt Halt
[09:16] ---
    Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
[09:20] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan?!
[09:21] ---
    What?
[09:21] ---
    Natsumi-san, let me explain...
[09:24] ---
    Are you an acquaintance
    of Lady Natsumi's?
[09:27] ---
    I apologize for making such a fuss!
[09:30] ---
    How could you trust her so easily?
SIGN    Pow!
[09:32] ---
    Look at her.
[09:34] ---
    She's not just anybody!
    She could be one of the attackers!
[09:39] ---
    Did you use Natsumi to get close to us?
[09:43] ---
    I wouldn't...!
[09:44] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[09:45] ---
    What's going on?
[09:46] ---
    Natsumi-san...
[09:48] ---
    Answer her!
[09:57] ---
    Gero!
[09:58] ---
    You're...
[09:59] ---
    It has been some time since we met, yea,
    since you became resigned to history.
[10:03] ---
    Ze...
[10:05] ---
    Ze...
SIGN    Zeroro
[10:09] ---
    Zeroro!
[10:11] ---
    Could he be the fifth one?
[10:13] ---
    So, he's been with Koyuki-chan?
[10:15] ---
    Hey, it's been a while!
[10:18] ---
    I'm glad you're safe, Zeroro.
[10:19] ---
    Where have you been all this time?
    We were so worried about you.
[10:23] ---
    All right! Let's do the usual "resonance!"
[10:26] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
[10:32] ---
    I respectfully refuse.
[10:33] ---
    What?
[10:35] ---
    I have rid myself of my hideous past.
[10:38] ---
    Zeroro is no more. I am Dororo now.
SIGN    Name: Dororo
SIGN    Dororo?!
[10:41] ---
    Dororo?
[10:42] ---
    I bid you farewell... my former leader!
[10:45] ---
    Former?!
SIGN    Former
SIGN    Vanish!
[10:52] ---
    Wh-What is that?
[10:55] ---
    It's a Dear John letter!
SIGN    Dear John letter from Dororo
[10:57] ---
    Y-You mean he's cutting me off?
[11:00] ---
    So, he's upset...
[11:01] ---
    He was the last missing member.
[11:03] ---
    We should have searched
    for him more seriously.
[11:05] ---
    Well, I forgot about him.
[11:07] ---
    To be honest, I did, too.
[11:11] ---
    Koyuki-dono... You did all this for my sake.
    No words can express my thanks.
[11:16] ---
    Are you really sure about this, Dororo?
[11:18] ---
    Let us proceed! We must be the ones
     to protect this beautiful Pekopon!
[11:23] ---
    The fifth soldier, Lance Corporal
    Dororo, has finally appeared!
[11:27] ---
    What will tomorrow
    bring to the Keroro Platoon?
[11:29] ---
    Good, bad, or ugly?
[11:40] ---
    Presently, there are many
    aliens hiding out on Earth.
[11:44] ---
    Among those thousands of aliens
    are the following...
[11:49] ---
    How annoying of one lowly Keronian
[11:52] ---
    to think he can protect Pekopon.
[11:55] ---
    They shall grovel before me,
    at the feet of the great Viper-sama!
SIGN    Viper, the Nemesis-type Alien
[12:07] ---
    Some of the ones in hiding dare
    to behave like a typical villain.
[12:15] ---
    Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship,
    How Beautiful It Is, Sir!
[12:20] ---
    What?! The fifth one
    finally showed up?!
[12:23] ---
    Where is he?
[12:24] ---
    Actually... he got angry and left.
[12:27] ---
    Understandable. I mean,
    everyone forgot about him.
[12:30] ---
    You are wrong about that, sir!
[12:33] ---
    Since Kululu arrived just recently,
[12:35] ---
    I wasn't expecting the
    fifth one to come so soon after.
[12:38] ---
    He has a point.
    If it were a comic series,
SIGN    A professional editor's opinion
[12:40] ---
    I'd have kept the readers
    in suspense a little longer.
[12:43] ---
    Until the seventh volume,
    for example.
[12:47] ---
    Yes, exactly!
[12:49] ---
    So, what is the fifth one like?
[12:51] ---
    Huh? Well...
[12:54] ---
    Tamama probably
    doesn't know much about him.
[12:57] ---
    Tamama and Kululu joined up
    when the platoon was assembled.
[13:02] ---
    Only Giroro and I knew Zeroro
    before that.
[13:06] ---
    Giroro, Zeroro, and I were classmates
[13:09] ---
    in the elementary training school.
[13:14] ---
    Speed! Speed! Yahoo!
SIGN    Young Keroro
SIGN    Young Giroro
[13:19] ---
    W-Wait for me! Keroro!
SIGN    Young Dororo
[13:21] ---
    You're too slow, Zeroro!
[13:26] ---
    Ze-ro-ro-kun!
[13:29] ---
    I'm so glad you came!
     Please come in.
[13:34] ---
    Your family is so rich!
[13:36] ---
    No, we're not. We're just average.
[13:38] ---
    Oh? Are you friends of Zeroro's?
[13:40] ---
    Hello!
[13:41] ---
    Thank you for being friends with Zeroro.
[13:44] ---
    Stop it, Mother!
[13:44] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[13:47] ---
    Awesome! You have so many
    Pekoponian games and plastic models.
[13:52] ---
    Play as you please.
[13:53] ---
    Zeroro-kun... we're friends, right?
[13:58] ---
    Yeah! We're friends!
[14:01] ---
    We're best friends!
[14:02] ---
    Best friends!
SIGN    Danger
[14:06] ---
    Keroro, this game of "no braking"
    is too dangerous.
[14:09] ---
    Oh, c'mon!
[14:10] ---
    If you use the brake,
    it means a breakup of our friendship.
SIGN    Breakup!!
[14:13] ---
    Breakup?!
[14:14] ---
    I... I'm scared... but I'll do it
    because we're friends!
[14:17] ---
    Because we're friends!
[14:19] ---
    Huh?
[14:21] ---
    The game is over. Use your brakes!
[14:25] ---
    Because we're friends!
[14:31] ---
    Because of his circumstances,
[14:33] ---
    Zeroro lingered on the
    verge of death many times.
[14:37] ---
    No using your feet!
[14:40] ---
    No running away!
[14:42] ---
    As the years rolled by,
    his physical ability skyrocketed.
[14:47] ---
    And he became the head of the elite
    Keronian unit known as Assassins.
[14:52] ---
    You call yourself his friend?
[14:54] ---
    Gero!
[14:55] ---
    It sure does not sound like it.
[14:56] ---
    What? Of course we're friends!
[14:59] ---
    But it sounds like he's got
    an interesting character!
[15:02] ---
    And Zeroro... no, Dororo,
     as he's called now...
[15:06] ---
    has far superior
    combat abilities than I.
[15:12] ---
    We should hope that he doesn't
     become our opponent.
[15:14] ---
    Could this be the end of
    the Keroro Platoon?
[15:18] ---
    I can only hope that our opponents
    won't know what's going on.
[15:24] ---
    Fights occur,
     even among Pekoponians.
[15:27] ---
    It is a difficult path
    to try to preserve peace.
[15:31] ---
    Dororo, you take things too seriously.
[15:35] ---
    You cut off the friends
    you finally met up with...
[15:38] ---
    This is as it should be.
    I am on Pekopon's side now.
[15:42] ---
    Since Keroro and the others are
    the invaders, they are my enemy.
[15:46] ---
    I fell in love with this beautiful planet.
[15:50] ---
    In addition, I owe you a debt
    of gratitude, Koyuki-dono.
[15:54] ---
    Dororo and Koyuki...
[15:56] ---
    How did they meet and become partners?
[15:59] ---
    I'm afraid I can't tell you, because...
[16:07] ---
    Who are you?
[16:09] ---
    Before you worry about Pekopon,
[16:11] ---
    you should be worrying
     about yourself!
[16:14] ---
    I've found you, Keronian!
[16:16] ---
    Y-You are...
[16:20] ---
    Sarge?!
[16:21] ---
    What the...?!
[16:22] ---
    This is Zeroro's messaging technique.
[16:26] ---
    Dororo and I have been
    captured by an alien called Viper!
[16:30] ---
    Viper?!
[16:31] ---
    Please! Our friends!
    Come and rescue us!
[16:43] ---
    Keroro Platoon!
    This is an emergency! Let's go!
[16:46] ---
    Roger!
[16:51] ---
    How did that creep petrify Dororo?
[16:55] ---
    Who in the world are you?
[16:57] ---
    Ha! My people are the
    Keronian people's nemesis.
[17:01] ---
    They have always been our prey.
[17:05] ---
    Look, he's so frightened,
     he can't even speak!
[17:11] ---
    That's enough!
[17:16] ---
    Keroro... My former leader...
[17:20] ---
    Viper, we're here to stop you!
[17:24] ---
    Nonsense!
[17:28] ---
    How pathetic!
[17:29] ---
    Meet the doom!
[17:30] ---
    Too late!
SIGN    Total defeat
[17:41] ---
    The Keroro Platoon was
    defeated in a blink of an eye.
[17:44] ---
    In only 15 seconds, to be exact.
[17:46] ---
    An incomplete platoon of
    Keronians is no match for me.
[17:54] ---
    This wouldn't have happened
    if all five of us had been together.
[17:57] ---
    I'm sorry, Dororo...
    I mean Zeroro! I'm really sorry!
[18:02] ---
    In Keroro's mind, there was
    an odd click within his trauma.
SIGN    Click
[18:08] ---
    Zeroro-kun, I'm sorry! The one who
    broke your precious music box...
[18:13] ---
    ...was me!!
[18:24] ---
    I wanted to apologize,
     but I didn't have the courage!
[18:28] ---
    I'm still saving up money
    to buy you a new one!
[18:33] ---
    So... please...
[18:38] ---
    Dororo!
[18:38] ---
    What the?!
[18:42] ---
    Thank you for telling me
    the truth, Keroro-kun.
[18:45] ---
    Nay, Platoon Leader!
[18:47] ---
    Zeroro...
[18:48] ---
    Zeroro-kun... no, Dororo!
SIGN    We're friends, right?
[18:50] ---
    We're friends, right?
[18:57] ---
    What the heck?!
[19:04] ---
    Now five men strong:
     the Keroro Platoon!
[19:13] ---
    Let's do it! The Keroro Platoon's
    special finishing attack!
[19:16] ---
    Okay!
[19:23] ---
    Energy Ball charge.
[19:25] ---
    Tamama!
[19:26] ---
    What?
[19:30] ---
    Double dribble violation!
[19:31] ---
    Giroro!
[19:34] ---
    Traveling violation!
[19:36] ---
    Keroro!
[19:37] ---
    Hole in one!
[19:39] ---
    Nice shot!
[19:40] ---
    What?!
[19:41] ---
    It's all yours, Dororo!
[19:42] ---
    Dororo!
[19:43] ---
    Dororo!!
[19:46] ---
    Gently support with a left hand...
[19:54] ---
    W-What is this? I can't dodge!
[19:57] ---
    Actually, it’s more like I feel
    I’m not supposed to dodge!
[20:00] ---
    The magnificent technique
    of the five
[20:03] ---
    has transformed Viper
    into a typical tokusatsu villain!
[20:07] ---
    I feel like I'm supposed to be hit!
[20:10] ---
    I feel like I'm supposed to blow up!
[20:19] ---
    This is the true power of the
    five-man Keroro Platoon!
[20:22] ---
    It's our great victory!
[20:25] ---
    My leader...
[20:28] ---
    Good for you, Dororo.
[20:29] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[20:32] ---
    You need to be nice to each other,
     since you're friends.
[20:39] ---
    You're planning to preserve
    Pekopon's peace, right, Dororo?
[20:43] ---
    That is correct.
[20:44] ---
    If we conquer Pekopon
    and make it a better place,
[20:47] ---
    it'll be like killing two birds
    with one stone!
[20:49] ---
    Let's unite and fight together
    from here on!
[20:53] ---
    Understood.
[20:59] ---
    Something wrong?
[21:01] ---
    You said you broke that music box.
[21:05] ---
    So I did.
[21:06] ---
    You don't know what I went through.
[21:08] ---
    I blamed my younger brother
    and I took my anger out on my mom...
[21:11] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Poof!
SIGN    I need more time to think. - Dororo
[21:19] ---
    "I need more time to think."
[21:21] ---
    What a stubborn guy...
[21:24] ---
    I guess boys' friendships
     are complicated.
[21:28] ---
    Anyhow, the five members of
    the Keroro Platoon are back together...
[21:30] ---
    ...with a little bit of uncertainty.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Dororo.
[23:08] ---
    What is true compassion?
[23:10] ---
    We are all members of the same galaxy,
    so why do we fight?
[23:14] ---
    I hear that even on this small Pekopon,
    the fighting never stops.
[23:18] ---
    What can I do to help?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    Next time, we begin
    our ultimate invasion plan,
[23:23] ---
    the very first with
    all five of us together.
[23:25] ---
    "The Five Assemble!
    Probably The Longest Day, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's one big episode,
    so look forward to it.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E14 - The Five Assemble! Probably The Longest Day, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Friendship
[01:32] ---
    Friendship...
[01:33] ---
    Sometimes it means to be tough.
[01:36] ---
    Sometimes it means to be compassionate.
[01:39] ---
    It also brings strength.
[01:41] ---
    And it can be fragile,
     just like a flower.
[01:49] ---
    Mama!
[01:50] ---
    I want that flower!
[01:53] ---
    Sorry. Even I can't reach it.
[01:56] ---
    Come here!
[01:59] ---
    Huh?
[02:07] ---
    Mama, look! The flower fell to me!
[02:09] ---
    Really? I guess it must really like you!
[02:14] ---
    Forgive me, O flower...
[02:16] ---
    But I say, if you cut one down,
     you must grow two.
[02:18] ---
    I gave the girl one flower,
[02:20] ---
    so I must grow more in the earth.
[02:22] ---
    Dororo!
[02:24] ---
    Why don't you talk to
    your friends again?
[02:27] ---
    After all, you guys
    waited for so long to reunite.
[02:32] ---
    Friends...
[02:38] ---
    The Five Assemble!
    Probably The Longest Day, Sir!
[02:43] ---
    That day, Sergeant Keroro
    was acting very strangely.
[02:47] ---
    C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
SIGN    At Work
[02:49] ---
    What's taking you so long, Kululu?
    I need your report now!
[02:52] ---
    Also finish up the other matters
    I asked you about!
[02:55] ---
    This is amazing!
[02:55] ---
    Yeah, that's it.
     Do it, now, now, now!
[02:57] ---
    He's actually working his butt off.
[02:59] ---
    Somebody! Get a hard copy
    of the data on this!
[03:03] ---
    You're working like crazy.
[03:05] ---
    We've finally found the fifth member.
[03:07] ---
    I'm sure my attractive invasion plan
    will make Dororo join us.
[03:13] ---
    Keroro...
[03:15] ---
    Our future is out there waiting for us.
[03:17] ---
    We're only a few steps away
    from realizing our dreams.
[03:22] ---
    Keroro, you mean it for real.
[03:34] ---
    Oh, good timing! It's from Dororo.
SIGN    Today at noon, I'll be waiting on top of the unfinished building in Block 3. - Dororo
[03:38] ---
    Today at noon,
[03:39] ---
    I'll be waiting on top of the
    unfinished building in Block 3.
[03:42] ---
    Dororo.
[03:45] ---
    I called you here to have
    a man-to-man talk
[03:48] ---
    about some important issues.
[03:50] ---
    Oh, Dororo-kun, let's skip formalities.
[03:54] ---
    Take a look.
[03:55] ---
    I'm sure you'll find a plan
    that'll please you!
[03:59] ---
    What plan?
[04:01] ---
    First off...
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Plan A risk of skin damage! Ozone Hole Enlargement Master Plan! © Keroro
[04:03] ---
    A risk of skin damage!
    Ozone Hole Enlargement Master Plan!
[04:07] ---
    We'll destroy the ozone layer
     using Freon beams!
[04:09] ---
    Without protection
    from harmful UV rays,
[04:10] ---
    the entire Pekoponian race
    will go extinct for sure!
[04:12] ---
    Help me!
[04:14] ---
    It's so hot!
[04:16] ---
    Huh?
[04:19] ---
    Maybe that was a little too violent...
[04:22] ---
    In that case, how about this?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Plan The Hay Fever Treatment! Setting the Forests Ablaze Master Plan © Keroro
[04:23] ---
    The Hay Fever Treatment!
[04:25] ---
    Setting the Forests Ablaze Master Plan!
[04:27] ---
    The entire sky will be covered
    with dark clouds.
[04:28] ---
    As the carbon dioxide builds up,
[04:30] ---
    Pekopon's global warming
     will worsen for sure.
[04:42] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[04:44] ---
    Here!
[04:46] ---
    Gero...
[04:47] ---
    Don't play with fire
    at home. It's dangerous.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon's Special Invasion Plans Mixing up the Sorted Garbage Master Plan! © Keroro
[04:50] ---
    Next one!
[04:51] ---
    Mixing Up the Sorted Garbage
    Master Plan!
SIGN    Flammable Rubbish Non-flammable Rubbish
[04:53] ---
    We'll secretly mix up the garbage
    sorted at each home,
[04:57] ---
    rendering it unsuitable
     for recycling!
[04:58] ---
    The whole planet will be
    overflowing with garbage...
SIGN    Keroro Platoon's Special Invasion Plans Transforming Oil into Cola Master Plan! © Keroro
[05:00] ---
    Transforming Oil into Cola
    Master Plan!
[05:03] ---
    No one knows what'll happen.
SIGN    Can you work for 28 hours?
[05:06] ---
    Extending Each Day to 28 Hours
    and Lunch Break to 5 Hours Master Plan!
SIGN    Afro Sergeant is Afro
[05:10] ---
    Requiring Everyone to Wear
    an Afro Hairdo Master Plan!
SIGN    If we could do this...
[05:13] ---
    I Want to Fly Freely
    in the Skies Master Pl...
SIGN    Rerererere
[05:15] ---
    "Are You Going Out Again?" Master...
SIGN    The Third
[05:18] ---
    I love you, Fujiko!
[05:20] ---
    Five Fine Frogs Fly Master Plan!
[05:23] ---
    Akamakigami, aomakigami,
    kimakigami Master Plan!
[05:26] ---
    "Commander Char,
    I Can't Slow Down" Master Plan!
[05:29] ---
    Bus Gas Blast Master Pl...!
SIGN    Total Annihilation
[05:35] ---
    Total annihilation...
[05:39] ---
    Dororo! Will you stop acting
     like a spoiled brat?!
[05:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant
    worked really hard, for once.
[05:46] ---
    Exactly what kind of plan
    do you want?
[05:51] ---
    Flowers.
[05:53] ---
    Huh?
[05:54] ---
    I would like to decorate
    the whole town with flowers.
[05:58] ---
    Flowers?
[06:00] ---
    That is correct.
[06:02] ---
    This is such a beautiful planet.
[06:04] ---
    I would like to make it
    even more beautiful.
[06:07] ---
    It will surely comfort people's hearts,
[06:10] ---
    and it may even lead to
    the realization of world peace.
[06:18] ---
    Listen, we're invaders!
[06:20] ---
    Of all things... flowers?!
[06:25] ---
    I must have expected too much of you.
[06:27] ---
    My apologies!
[06:32] ---
    He's gone.
[06:34] ---
    Maybe we were a little too immature.
[06:37] ---
    Maybe...
[06:38] ---
    Come to think of it,
    what have we done as invaders?
[06:43] ---
    As for me, I'm used to being
    bossed around by Lady Natsumi.
[06:47] ---
    I feel like I've become pathetic.
[06:52] ---
    Should we allow this to go on?
[06:54] ---
    Don't we have any sense
    of responsibility as invaders?
[06:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[06:59] ---
    I've never seen him like this before.
[07:02] ---
    I can see clearly now!
SIGN    Invader spirit Revived
[07:07] ---
    Invader spirit revived!
[07:15] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[07:17] ---
    Stop slacking off
    and finish cleaning up!
[07:22] ---
    Who do you think you're talking to?
[07:25] ---
    Who else could I be talking to?!
[07:29] ---
    Natchi!
[07:34] ---
    He dodged?
[07:35] ---
    Hey, we are invaders.
[07:37] ---
    Huh?
[07:37] ---
    I don't give a hoot
    about your household chores...
[07:48] ---
    I'm home!
[07:50] ---
    Huh?
[07:50] ---
    I just finished wiping the floor!
[07:52] ---
    And I'm tracking mud all over
    your just-wiped floor.
[07:56] ---
    Only a fearsome invader can
    get away with such an evil deed!
[08:00] ---
    If you don't change your attitude,
    you'll be sorry.
SIGN    Gero
[08:06] ---
    I'm not gonna let you aliens
    do whatever you like.
[08:13] ---
    Sergeant, are you okay?
[08:17] ---
    He's acting different.
[08:21] ---
    I'm so proud I didn't back down
    one bit against Lady Natsumi.
[08:26] ---
    I wish Dororo could've seen me!
[08:28] ---
    I must admit,
     you stood up for yourself pretty well.
[08:31] ---
    Despite your wimpy look,
    I saw a warrior in you.
[08:34] ---
    What's wrong with Dororo,
[08:35] ---
    wanting to adorn the
    whole town with flowers?!
[08:38] ---
    What a coward.
[08:39] ---
    What do you think, Lady Mois?
[08:41] ---
    Well, I have to admit that none of
    your plans so far have been great.
[08:48] ---
    To be honest, it's ridiculous
    to even consider they'd work at all.
[08:51] ---
    Or, like, clearly never?
[08:53] ---
    None of them seemed any good, after all.
[08:56] ---
    Is that so?
[08:57] ---
    She's harsh.
[08:58] ---
    But I think Dororo's idea is fantastic.
[09:01] ---
    Really?
[09:03] ---
    Yes! I'm sure all the girls
    would love the idea, too!
SIGN    Fill the Town with Flowers?! Master Plan
[09:06] ---
    Well then,
[09:06] ---
    let's proceed with the "Fill the Town
    with Flowers" Master Plan!
[09:09] ---
    Wonderful!
SIGN    Hypocrite
[09:10] ---
    What?!
[09:11] ---
    You were making fun of it
    until a moment ago.
[09:13] ---
    It's important to be flexible enough not
    to close your ears to youngsters, sir!
[09:18] ---
    Wishy-washy guy!
[09:20] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[09:21] ---
    tell Sergeant Major Kululu
    to create fast-growing seeds.
[09:26] ---
    Aye aye, sir.
[09:28] ---
    Corporal Giroro, locate Dororo
    and tell him to help us with this plan.
[09:33] ---
    Got it.
[09:38] ---
    Let's go, Private Tamama!
[09:40] ---
    Okay!
[09:46] ---
    This is Summer.
    Come in, Winter, over.
[09:49] ---
    This is Winter.
[09:51] ---
    Oh, boy! It's going to be busy!
[09:52] ---
    I don't like spying on them like this...
[09:55] ---
    Stop grumping and keep
    a sharp eye on them, okay?
[10:01] ---
    Acknowledged. Winter, over and out.
[10:07] ---
    And so the day
    for the master plan arrives.
SIGN    Perfect day for an invasion...
[10:13] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[10:14] ---
    Huh?
[10:17] ---
    Let's walk home.
[10:19] ---
    O-Okay...
[10:22] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-san!
     Do you like shopping?
[10:24] ---
    Huh?
[10:25] ---
    I've lived all my life in the country.
[10:28] ---
    That's why I've always fantasized
    about going shopping in the city.
[10:31] ---
    Really?
[10:32] ---
    I've been thinking...
    could you take me around with you?
[10:36] ---
    Please!
[10:37] ---
    I'm sorry...
[10:38] ---
    Huh?
[10:39] ---
    Those stupid frogs seem to be
    planning on something,
[10:42] ---
    so I have to stay vigilant.
[10:44] ---
    My brother and I take turns
    keeping them under surveillance.
[10:46] ---
    Oh...
[10:48] ---
    How about Dororo? Have you noticed
    anything strange about him lately?
[10:52] ---
    Hm... Not really.
[10:54] ---
    Well, that's a relief.
[10:56] ---
    I promise I'll take you
    around shopping next time. Bye.
[10:59] ---
    Okay!
[11:10] ---
    Will the flower of friendship
    bloom once again?
[11:14] ---
    Find out in the touching
    second half, right after this!
[11:23] ---
    The Hinata household is
    filled with a tense atmosphere.
[11:27] ---
    This is Summer.
    Come in, Winter. Winter!
[11:33] ---
    That voice!
[11:35] ---
    Sorry! They found me out!
[11:37] ---
    Fuyuki!
[11:38] ---
    You're gonna be our pawn!
[11:42] ---
    Here, Lady Natsumi.
    Please lend us a hand!
[11:45] ---
    Huh? What the heck is this?
[11:46] ---
    They're seeds for our
[11:48] ---
    "Fill the Town with Flowers"
    Master Plan, ma'am!
[11:51] ---
    'Kay, I'm off now!
[11:53] ---
    They said they will
    commence the plan at midnight.
[11:57] ---
    What the heck are you thinking?
[11:58] ---
    Why would you want to help invaders?
[12:01] ---
    But...!
[12:13] ---
    You're running a bit late, Koyuki-dono.
[12:16] ---
    I had to use a longer route.
[12:19] ---
    Huh?
[12:21] ---
    Looks like your friends
    are trying to find you.
[12:25] ---
    Why don't you just tell them
    that you live here?
[12:28] ---
    I was lying in the street half-dead
[12:30] ---
    when you helped me
    without any reservations.
[12:33] ---
    I felt as though I had died once.
[12:36] ---
    That is why I've turned my back
    completely on my past.
[12:39] ---
    I have decided to devote my life
    to protecting your beautiful planet
[12:44] ---
    and upholding the peace.
[12:47] ---
    And for that purpose,
    I am ready to forget my comrades.
[12:53] ---
    Isn't it possible to uphold peace
    without giving up your comrades?
[13:03] ---
    Giroro-kun?
[13:04] ---
    Meet us at the park on
    Block 3 at midnight tonight.
[13:11] ---
    What could this mean?
[13:14] ---
    Everyone, come closer.
[13:18] ---
    This is an auspicious day indeed for us:
[13:21] ---
    the very first step taken by
    the Keroro platoon toward its goal!
[13:21] ---
    Isn't this amusing?
[13:25] ---
    I didn't expect I'd be meeting up
    with Fuyuki-kun so late at night!
[13:28] ---
    On behalf of my platoon,
    I would like to thank everyone...
[13:31] ---
    Shut up so we can start!
[13:32] ---
    Huh?
[13:33] ---
    Excuse me...
[13:35] ---
    Where's Fuyuki-kun?
[13:36] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    he and his sister aren't here yet.
[13:40] ---
    Even Saburo-senpai is letting himself
    be manipulated by those aliens.
[13:44] ---
    I think you're taking it all
     the wrong way.
[13:46] ---
    Let's go and join them.
[13:48] ---
    Don't do that!
[13:49] ---
    So? Where's Dororo,
    whose bright idea this was?
[13:53] ---
    Isn't he coming?
[13:55] ---
    What I want to know is
    whether Fuyuki will be here or not!
[13:59] ---
    Forgive us for being late!
[14:00] ---
    Huh?
[14:05] ---
    I would like to have
    some of those seeds.
[14:07] ---
    Dororo!
[14:10] ---
    So you did come!
    Your platoon leader is so happy, sir!
[14:16] ---
    Well, it looks like
    everyone's here now, so...
[14:19] ---
    Or, like, not left behind?
[14:22] ---
    We will now proceed to decorate
    the whole town with flowers!
[14:26] ---
    This will be a declaration of our victory.
[14:30] ---
    Yeah!
[14:31] ---
    Well then, let's split up
    and plant these flower seeds.
[14:35] ---
    Commence the operation!
[14:37] ---
    Ah...
[14:38] ---
    We've got to follow them!
[14:40] ---
    Oh, come on, Sis...
[14:46] ---
    We'll take care of the
    high ground, okay?
[15:04] ---
    Wow!
[15:05] ---
    It is amazing!
[15:18] ---
    Hm?
[15:28] ---
    I feel great, devoting myself
    to planting these seeds.
[15:35] ---
    When the flowers bloom
    tomorrow morning,
[15:36] ---
    everyone will be surprised!
[15:39] ---
    Then they'll be inspired
    to work hard all day long!
[15:44] ---
    I can hardly wait until tomorrow!
[15:48] ---
    There's been so much bad news
    on Pekopon lately.
[15:52] ---
    This is a small gift from
    the enlightened Keronians
[15:54] ---
    to the primitive Pekoponians.
[15:57] ---
    That's right.
[16:00] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[16:02] ---
    I'd like to do my part, too!
[16:07] ---
    You're late.
[16:09] ---
    I'm sorry, Sergeant.
[16:16] ---
    Since I was little, I haven't had
    a chance to play with girls my age.
[16:21] ---
    That's why, even now, I don't
    really know how to make friends.
[16:51] ---
    Finally, the long-awaited
    morning has come.
[16:54] ---
    The flowers will bloom real soon.
    I'll start the countdown!
[16:59] ---
    3... 2... 1!
[17:12] ---
    We did it!
[17:13] ---
    We did it, sir!
[17:30] ---
    Not bad.
[17:35] ---
    Mama, look!
    There are flowers everywhere!
[17:39] ---
    Why, yes! Don't they look beautiful?
[17:42] ---
    Yeah!
[17:43] ---
    Hey, look at this!
[17:45] ---
    These were the ones I planted myself!
[17:48] ---
    Huh?
[17:51] ---
    The flowers are disappearing
     one by one!
[17:53] ---
    I don't believe it!
    Or, like, major crisis?!
[17:57] ---
    What's going on out there?
[17:59] ---
    Let's go and find out, Sarge!
[18:01] ---
    Roger, sir!
[18:05] ---
    Huh? What happened?
[18:08] ---
    How can this be?
[18:09] ---
    They're gone! All the flowers are gone!
[18:14] ---
    The flowers... are gone...
[18:17] ---
    What went wrong, sir?
[18:19] ---
    Let's get rid of these, too!
[18:26] ---
    Huh?!
[18:27] ---
    This is the last one.
[18:29] ---
    Wait a minute, please!
[18:30] ---
    Huh?
[18:31] ---
    Are you throwing away those flowers?
[18:33] ---
    That's right!
[18:34] ---
    I wish I knew who did this
    without permission!
[18:38] ---
    We were called in
    to work on our day off.
[18:41] ---
    What?
[18:42] ---
    But...
[18:47] ---
    Wait a minute!
[18:50] ---
    I don't see why you have to
    throw them all away!
[18:53] ---
    Would it have been so wrong
    to leave some behind?
[18:56] ---
    Sis!
[18:58] ---
    Someone probably went
    to a lot of trouble to plant them.
[19:00] ---
    Won't you leave some of them for us?
[19:04] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[19:05] ---
    I don't exactly make the decisions here.
[19:08] ---
    Please wait.
[19:12] ---
    Momoka-chan?
[19:14] ---
    Go ahead, Paul.
[19:15] ---
    Right.
[19:16] ---
    The Nishizawa Group
    has acquired ownership
[19:19] ---
    of this truck and everything in it.
[19:21] ---
    What?
[19:30] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[19:31] ---
    We've decided to plant
[19:32] ---
    all these flowers on
    one of the company's islands.
[19:36] ---
    Really?
[19:37] ---
    Thank you!
[19:39] ---
    I-It's really nothing...
[19:41] ---
    Well, looks like their mission
    has been partially accomplished.
[19:44] ---
    It was an impractical proposal
    I put forward.
[19:47] ---
    What are you talking about?
[19:48] ---
    Yeah! I had great fun!
[19:52] ---
    Tamama-kun...
[19:54] ---
    I didn't dislike this mission.
[19:57] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[19:58] ---
    I'm completely thrilled
    that we were able
[20:01] ---
    to accomplish something together!
[20:04] ---
    Keroro-kun...
[20:05] ---
    We're not just comrades,
    we're also friends!
[20:16] ---
    Good morning, Koyuki-chan!
[20:19] ---
    Hm?
[20:20] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[20:23] ---
    Do you have any plans after school?
[20:25] ---
    Huh?
[20:26] ---
    If you don't mind,
    would you go shopping with me?
[20:30] ---
    Really?
[20:35] ---
    Hurray! I'm so happy!
[20:38] ---
    I'm so glad for you as well,
     Koyuki-dono.
[20:41] ---
    Squeeze!
[20:42] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan...
[20:45] ---
    Huh?
[20:47] ---
    They didn't get all of them,
     after all. How nice!
[20:51] ---
    Yes, indeed.
[20:54] ---
    And so, with the many friendships
    that bloomed that day,
[20:57] ---
    the master plan
    brought love and emotional...
[21:01] ---
    Huh?!
[21:07] ---
    I can't believe what I'm seeing!
[21:08] ---
    Gigantic plants were discovered
    on a small island in the Pacific Ocean!
[21:14] ---
    Hey...
[21:16] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    I think I'll have to reconsider. - Dororo
[21:20] ---
    I think I'll have to reconsider.
[21:22] ---
    Natsumi-san...!
[21:24] ---
    Nooo! Somebody help me!
[21:29] ---
    Oh, dear... So much for
    the flower of friendship.
[21:32] ---
    That stupid frog!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    Hi, this is Koyuki. Unlike
    the village where I grew up,
[23:09] ---
    the city at night is as
    bright as day. What a shock!
[23:13] ---
    But if it's so bright, how do
    you sneak into another's house?
[23:17] ---
    It must be a pain
    to be an urban ninja.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
    Something unthinkable
[23:22] ---
    will happen to Lady Momoka
    in the next episode!
[23:24] ---
    "Momoka: The Dark Momoka
    Descends, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Dark Momoka:
    The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two thrilling episodes!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E15 - Momoka: The Dark Momoka Descends, Sir! / Dark Momoka: The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    From the deep corners of outer space
[01:38] ---
    come aliens with the purpose of
    ruling the entire human race.
[01:43] ---
    Let's call them our would-be invaders.
[01:46] ---
    These Pekoponians
    continue to surprise me.
[01:48] ---
    I would never have thought
    they had something like this!
[01:51] ---
    Now that I know, I can't stay still.
[01:54] ---
    Giroro!
[01:58] ---
    What's the matter now?
[02:00] ---
    Corporal Giroro, the time has come at last.
[02:03] ---
    We need to act now
    to carry out our mission!
[02:06] ---
    I can see from his aura that
    he really means business now!
[02:10] ---
    He looks big... bigger than usual!
[02:13] ---
    Just your imagination.
[02:14] ---
    Just look, Giroro! Look at this!
[02:18] ---
    That's...!
[02:23] ---
    Momoka: Dark Momoka Descends, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    Did Tama-chan go to
    Fuyuki-kun's place again today?
[02:40] ---
    No, I believe he's working out
    in the training room today.
[02:44] ---
    So that means he has no plans to go to
    Fuyuki-kun's house today?
[02:48] ---
    That is correct. He won't be going
    to the Hinata residence today.
[02:52] ---
    I see...
[02:54] ---
    What the heck!
    That means I have no excuse to see him!
[03:03] ---
    Momoka-sama, are you hurt?
[03:06] ---
    No. I'm all right.
[03:12] ---
    I feel my relationship with
    Fuyuki-kun is hardly moving forward.
[03:18] ---
    It's got me worried.
[03:19] ---
    I've gotta do something.
[03:25] ---
    Hey, Tama-chan.
[03:32] ---
    If only you hadn't come, I could've had
    Mr. Sergeant's attention all to myself!
[03:37] ---
    You! You little...!
[03:39] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[03:45] ---
    You're dead meat.
[03:46] ---
    Excuse me, Tama-chan...
[03:48] ---
    Oh, Momocchi! Morn!
[03:50] ---
    "Morn"?
[03:51] ---
    Momocchi, look over there!
[03:53] ---
    Wow... What is it?
[03:54] ---
    It's my current favorite ride!
    It's a lot of fun!
[03:58] ---
    Can I try it, too?
[03:59] ---
    Sure, of course!
[04:02] ---
    I'm gonna start it now!
[04:03] ---
    Okay!
[04:05] ---
    T-Tama-chan... I-I think it's going
    a bit too fast for a merry-go-round.
[04:10] ---
    It's no merry-go-round! It's a
    G-force endurance test machine!
SIGN    G-force endurance test machine
[04:14] ---
    What? Stop it right now!
[04:16] ---
    If you stop now,
    it means you are a wimp.
[04:19] ---
    Wimp... wimp...
[04:23] ---
    If I don't do something about it...
[04:25] ---
    Fuyuki-san...
[04:26] ---
    ...will I be a wimp forever?!
[04:28] ---
    Faster!
[04:29] ---
    I must become stronger!
[04:31] ---
    Momocchi! That's more like you.
[04:36] ---
    Stop! I can't take any more!
[04:39] ---
    C'mon! Faster!
[04:41] ---
    Take this!
[04:42] ---
    No! Stop it right now!
[04:44] ---
    Not over yet.
[04:46] ---
    Master Tamama...
[04:48] ---
    Are you sure this training is beneficial?
[04:51] ---
    Of course!
[04:52] ---
    This is exactly the training
    that Momocchi needs!
[04:56] ---
    Then I, Paul Moriyama,
    shall do anything to help milady!
[05:01] ---
    Stop!
[05:02] ---
    Milady, you're doing great!
[05:13] ---
    I feel a strange disturbance developing.
[05:19] ---
    Go, go, go, go, go!
[05:21] ---
    Faster, faster!
[05:22] ---
    Please! I want it to stop!
[05:24] ---
    Noooo!
SIGN    Dark - Light - Dark - Light - Dark - Light...
[05:36] ---
    Emergency! Emergency!
[05:39] ---
    There's an accident in the
    basement of the main building!
[05:41] ---
    Give the highest priority
    to the safety of milady Momoka!
[05:46] ---
    C'mon, move! Double time!
[05:50] ---
    We've detected a high-energy
    life form inside the room!
[05:53] ---
    Is it the culprit?
[05:54] ---
    How did they get through our security?
[05:57] ---
    In any case, they won't escape in
    one piece after attacking Momoka-sama!
[06:00] ---
    They're moving in this direction!
[06:01] ---
    What?!
[06:02] ---
    The room temperature is rising sharply!
[06:04] ---
    Get ready to attack!
[06:07] ---
    They're trying to
    break down the steel door?
[06:28] ---
    Commander!
[06:30] ---
    What the...?
SIGN    Dark Momoka arises
[06:35] ---
    Dark Momoka arises!
[06:43] ---
    Milady Momoka?
[06:45] ---
    It looks like her, and yet...
[06:47] ---
    Out of my way, or you'll be sorry.
[06:49] ---
    Stop right there!
[06:52] ---
    Who are you?
[06:54] ---
    Can't you see for yourself?
[06:55] ---
    I'm none other than
    Nishizawa Momoka.
[06:57] ---
    The lightning caused
    milady to split into two?!
[07:01] ---
    But that's...
[07:03] ---
    Impossible!
[07:03] ---
    I'm sick and tired of behaving like a wimp.
[07:06] ---
    From now on, I'll do things my way.
[07:09] ---
    You know where
     I'm going now, don't you?
[07:12] ---
    Huh?
[07:49] ---
    That was our best performance ever.
[07:53] ---
    That wasn't bad, future medalist.
[07:55] ---
    I have no interest in silver or bronze.
[07:58] ---
    Wait. Why the heck do I have
    to perform these stupid routines?
[08:02] ---
    To become gold medalists, what else?
[08:04] ---
    It's not like we're entering any competition!
[08:07] ---
    Pekoponians have this thing
    called the Olympics.
[08:09] ---
    Their best athletes gather in
    the most intense competition ever
[08:11] ---
    for honor and prestige!
[08:14] ---
    Just thinking about it
    makes my blood boil.
[08:17] ---
    I'm surprised you don't
    understand how it feels.
[08:20] ---
    I guess you're not much of a
    Keronian, after all.
[08:23] ---
    This is nonsense. I quit.
[08:31] ---
    What the...?
[08:33] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:34] ---
    Hi there...
[08:36] ---
    Look at you! What happened?
[08:39] ---
    Well... when did Tamama get here?
[08:44] ---
    Whoa!
[08:48] ---
    Well, well, Miss Momoka...
[08:50] ---
    That was a flashy entrance.
[08:52] ---
    Stop goofing around, you idiots!
[08:54] ---
    How could you call yourself invaders?
[08:56] ---
    You should have conquered
    the Earth by now!
SIGN    Gundam models >>>>>> Invasion
[08:58] ---
    Ouch, that hurts.
[09:01] ---
    I figured I could do that after I finish
[09:03] ---
    all the Gundam models I have.
SIGN    Coward
[09:05] ---
    Coward!
[09:07] ---
    Because you are the leader, your team
    can't make any progress on the invasion!
[09:13] ---
    I'm so ashamed!
    Everything you say is true, ma'am!
[09:15] ---
    Listen carefully!
[09:17] ---
    From now on, I'll lead the Earth invasion.
[09:20] ---
    Huh?
[09:21] ---
    What do you mean?
[09:22] ---
    Momocchi...
[09:24] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka has
    now become two separate people.
[09:27] ---
    What will happen next?
    And what fate awaits Earth?
[09:30] ---
    Will Keroro really be discharged?
[09:32] ---
    No doubt there will be
    troubled times ahead!
[09:52] ---
    The nerve of that stupid frog!
[09:54] ---
    Slacking off on his chores
    when he's only a freeloader!
[09:57] ---
    No supper for him tonight!
[09:59] ---
    Don't be so mean.
    Sarge is actually a hard worker.
[10:03] ---
    Huh? What's that noise?
[10:05] ---
    Jeez, what's going on?!
[10:08] ---
    Shut u...
[10:11] ---
    Sis, hurry up and close it!
[10:14] ---
    What's going on?
[10:16] ---
    What the heck?!
[10:24] ---
    Wow! Those are combat helicopters!
[10:26] ---
    What?! What?! What?!
[10:27] ---
    Sorry for the intrusion, Master Fuyuki!
[10:30] ---
    Ah! It's Nishizawa-san!
[10:33] ---
    Excuse me! But did you happen
    to see me here today?
[10:36] ---
    What?
[10:42] ---
    Dark Momoka:
    The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!
[10:47] ---
    This is Uncle's surveillance footage.
[10:50] ---
    We might be able to find
    what we're looking for.
[10:54] ---
    Wait! Over there, near the pool!
[10:58] ---
    There she is!
[11:00] ---
    It's Nishizawa-san!
[11:01] ---
    You're right! Wait, if that's her,
    who's the one over here?
[11:04] ---
    What's going on?
[11:06] ---
    The truth is, milady Momoka
    has split into two.
[11:10] ---
    The one you're seeing on that monitor
    is the other Momoka-sama.
[11:17] ---
    Hey! She's acting
    completely different today.
[11:20] ---
    What happened to her?
[11:21] ---
    The vicious side of Momocchi
    split off and materialized.
[11:26] ---
    You're not making any sense!
[11:29] ---
    Her vicious side...
[11:31] ---
    So how much progress have
    you made so far in invading the Earth?
[11:38] ---
    Answer me!
[11:39] ---
    We've made no progress!
[11:41] ---
    That's exactly what I thought.
[11:44] ---
    You keep hoping things
    will turn out right,
[11:46] ---
    but you never actually do anything.
SIGN    Zing zing
    Heartache
    Twinge twinge
    Zing zing
    Self- reflection
[11:48] ---
    I cannot argue with that, ma'am!
[11:50] ---
    You're all gutless wimps!
[11:53] ---
    You're no different from...
[11:56] ---
    I can't believe that she
    would really split like this.
[11:58] ---
    Lightning energy
    might've been the trigger,
[12:03] ---
    but the exact cause is unknown.
[12:05] ---
    I wonder what the other one
    is doing with Uncle.
[12:09] ---
    Do they want to
    rule Pekopon together?
[12:12] ---
    That's impossible.
SIGN    Conquer
    Joint Operations
[12:17] ---
    The invasion of Pekopon
    is close at hand, ma'am!
[12:20] ---
    But...
[12:22] ---
    Reality was much harsher than that.
[12:24] ---
    Now, decide.
[12:26] ---
    Are you coming with me?
[12:27] ---
    Or sticking with that stupid frog?
[12:30] ---
    Make up your minds, you scumbags!
[12:35] ---
    Giroro, you—
[12:38] ---
    Look at his eyes. He's dead serious.
[12:40] ---
    Is he taking her on?
[12:48] ---
    I'm with you.
[12:49] ---
    What?! You're betraying us?
[12:52] ---
    Ever since I came to this house,
[12:54] ---
    I've felt that a part of me
    that matters a lot has been lost.
[12:58] ---
    And I've come to accept
    these lukewarm days of watching
[13:03] ---
    our commanding officer do nothing
     but build Gundam models.
[13:07] ---
    Finally, my eyes have been opened.
[13:09] ---
    I'm not betraying the team.
[13:11] ---
    I'm just remembering
    what our original goal was.
[13:14] ---
    Do you really mean it?
[13:19] ---
    Kululu! You, too?!
[13:20] ---
    Causing accidents and
    creating chaos is my business.
[13:24] ---
    It's only natural for me
    to side with her.
[13:28] ---
    Giroro! Kululu!
    What's the matter with you two?
[13:31] ---
    We are the Keroro Platoon!
    We're always comrades!
[13:35] ---
    Tamama! You're not going,
    are you?! Right? Right?
[13:39] ---
    I know! I'll give you a
    limited edition model of
[13:43] ---
    Doan's custom Zaku
    in Gundam episode 15!
[13:46] ---
    So what do you say? Huh? Huh?
[13:51] ---
    Tamama! Don't go!
[13:54] ---
    Before you leave me, won't
    you at least tell me what I'm lacking?
[13:59] ---
    To put it in simple terms,
     I think it's humanity.
SIGN    Humanity
[14:05] ---
    Humanity?!
[14:06] ---
    Well, he's not human.
[14:08] ---
    How could I have been so blind?
[14:10] ---
    I thought I got along well with them.
[14:12] ---
    I never thought about humanity.
[14:22] ---
    Suddenly, I feel so tired.
[14:25] ---
    I just want to sleep for a while...
[14:27] ---
    Spring will always follow winter.
[14:30] ---
    Hibernation?
[14:31] ---
    I'm sure someone will
    wake me up in the spring.
[14:35] ---
    So sleepy.
    You must be, too, Patras(che).
[14:39] ---
    Thank you, and goodbye,
    Sergeant Keroro.
[14:43] ---
    We'll never forget about you.
SIGN    Thank you for your support.
[14:46] ---
    Thank you for your support.
[14:50] ---
    Sergeant Keroro has entered
    out-of-season hibernation.
SIGN    Due to Sergeant Keroro's hibernation, next week at this time...
[14:53] ---
    Starting next week, Corporal Giroro...
[14:54] ---
    I can't wait until the next episode!
[14:57] ---
    Now I declare the formation
    of the Momoka Platoon!
SIGN    Momoka Platoon
[15:03] ---
    Wow! That's awesome!
[15:05] ---
    It's the Pekopon annihilation missile,
     codenamed the RX 7 plus 8!
[15:09] ---
    It can raze everything to
    the ground three times over.
[15:12] ---
    Why haven't you tried
    using this before?
[15:14] ---
    Our ex-leader seemed to lack interest.
[15:16] ---
    That was to be our ultimate weapon.
[15:18] ---
    Launch it at once!
[15:19] ---
    What?
[15:20] ---
    So soon?
[15:20] ---
    Don't you want to rule Earth?
[15:22] ---
    Well... yes, but...
[15:23] ---
    Momocchi, I think you
    should calm down a little!
[15:27] ---
    She's got a pretty nasty streak.
[15:29] ---
    I knew you'd say that.
[15:32] ---
    You're all just as gutless
    as your ex-leader!
[15:35] ---
    Don't compare us with Keroro!
[15:37] ---
    If you really have guts...
[15:39] ---
    ...why don't you push this button?
[15:42] ---
    Fine.
[15:47] ---
    Go on.
[15:48] ---
    I'll show you...
[16:14] ---
    No, I can't do it!
[16:18] ---
    I can't make myself do it!
[16:26] ---
    I can do it.
[16:28] ---
    Momocchi! Don't do it!
[16:30] ---
    Please stop it!
[16:32] ---
    I'm not a wimp.
     I'll prove it right now!
[16:43] ---
    Stop!
[16:46] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[16:48] ---
    So you're finally here.
    What took you so long?
[16:55] ---
    You must've come prepared, I take it.
[17:00] ---
    Say something.
[17:03] ---
    You're no different from the others.
[17:04] ---
    You just hope things will turn out right,
[17:06] ---
    and you never act on your own!
[17:12] ---
    If you don't have the guts
    to say it, I'll do it for you!
[17:15] ---
    And then I'll become the
    one and only Nishizawa Momoka!
[17:22] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:24] ---
    Why aren't you stopping me?
[17:25] ---
    Are you gonna be a wimp all your life?
[17:28] ---
    You can do all the things
    that I could never do.
[17:32] ---
    So maybe it's best that you
    become the real Nishizawa Momoka.
[17:36] ---
    Wha...
[17:38] ---
    Don't be ridiculous...
    There are things I can't do by myself.
[17:44] ---
    There's no way I can say it.
[17:49] ---
    It would be meaningless
    unless the words come from you.
[17:51] ---
    If you can do it on your own,
    then it would be better if I disappear.
[17:55] ---
    That should be obvious to you!
[17:57] ---
    No. I should be the one to disappear.
[17:59] ---
    I should!
[18:00] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[18:02] ---
    For me, both of you
    make up the real Nishizawa-san.
[18:06] ---
    If one of you disappears,
[18:07] ---
    you wouldn't be the same
    Nishizawa-san we know.
[18:17] ---
    Let's go back...
    to the way we were before.
[18:20] ---
    I'll come back
    if you turn into a wimp again.
[18:23] ---
    Okay.
[18:24] ---
    I'm glad it's over!
[18:25] ---
    It's not over!
[18:27] ---
    How can we get them back
    to the way they were before?
[18:30] ---
    Oh... you're right!
[18:31] ---
    You mean...
[18:34] ---
    They split into two because their
    minds and bodies became unbalanced.
[18:38] ---
    Now that their minds are one,
     all they need to do
[18:40] ---
    is to move their bodies in synch,
     and they'll be back as one.
[18:43] ---
    I see...
[18:44] ---
    But how will they be able
    to synchronize their movements?
[18:55] ---
    I know what to do.
    Synchronized swimming!
[18:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:59] ---
    I thought he was hibernating!
[19:01] ---
    Synchro...?
[19:02] ---
    I've been waiting for this moment.
[19:04] ---
    Spring has finally arrived!
SIGN    Revived
[19:07] ---
    Just leave everything to me.
[19:10] ---
    Just watch and follow our lead, ma'am!
[19:12] ---
    Okay.
[19:19] ---
    Go!
[19:33] ---
    The Sergeant and Giroro are fantastic!
[19:34] ---
    They've been training real hard.
[19:36] ---
    For what?
[19:45] ---
    Always do your best.
[19:47] ---
    I know... You are me...
[19:50] ---
    And you're me.
[19:52] ---
    Together, we are the
    one true Nishizawa Momoka.
[19:56] ---
    You're doing great, both of you!
[19:58] ---
    They're moving in perfect harmony!
[20:00] ---
    What a magnificent performance, milady.
[20:02] ---
    This is all truly amazing!
[20:05] ---
    We're starting to lose the audience.
[20:07] ---
    Let's step up the pace!
[20:08] ---
    Okay!
[20:17] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[20:18] ---
    Oh! Yay! Yay!
[20:34] ---
    They did it!
    She's back to her old self again!
[20:42] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[20:44] ---
    You did it!
[20:45] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[20:47] ---
    I just want to... um...
[20:48] ---
    C'mon! Show me some guts!
[20:51] ---
    Um... the truth is,
    what I really want to tell you is...
[20:55] ---
    What the heck happened?
[20:57] ---
    This can't be!
[20:59] ---
    Why did we have to
    become one as well, sir?!
[20:59] ---
    Why did we have to
    become one, as well?
SIGN    Combined!
[21:03] ---
    Yikes!
[21:03] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[21:04] ---
    Get us back to normal!
[21:08] ---
    Wait for me!
[21:09] ---
    Don't come any closer, Mr. Sergeant!
[21:10] ---
    Help me, please!
[21:12] ---
    What were you saying again?
[21:13] ---
    It's nothing. Maybe some other time...
[21:17] ---
    If you'll excuse me...
[21:18] ---
    Sergeant!
[21:20] ---
    I'll tell you some other time, for sure!
[21:23] ---
    There followed quite a bit of drama
    in separating Keroro and Giroro.
[21:28] ---
    But we'll just leave that up
    to your imagination.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Paul.
[23:08] ---
    It's starting to feel a lot like summer.
[23:11] ---
    But there are still many cold nights,
[23:14] ---
    so don't catch a cold while
    you're slee... slaa... asloo!
[23:18] ---
    Oops, excuse me.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that.
[23:22] ---
    Next time, something
    outrageous happens to Lady Mois.
[23:24] ---
    "Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two fun-packed episodes!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E16 - Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir! / Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    The other side
[01:31] ---
    The other side...
[01:33] ---
    In this world, there are
    always two sides to things...
[01:36] ---
    Hm?
[01:38] ---
    Once again, this is a story
    about the other side.
[01:41] ---
    The dark side of a certain character.
[01:44] ---
    Hey, stop it right there!
[01:45] ---
    Y-Yes?
[01:46] ---
    Who decided that the
    other side is always dark?!
[01:49] ---
    Eh? But you know...
[01:50] ---
    Know what?
[01:52] ---
    If ya got something to say, just say it!
[02:01] ---
    Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!
[02:06] ---
    Lady Mois? Have you finished cleaning?
[02:09] ---
    I'm gonna microwave
    some leftover French fries.
[02:13] ---
    Wow, as I expected,
    everything's bright and shiny.
[02:17] ---
    Where are you, Lady Mois?
    Doing the dishes?
[02:20] ---
    Wow! The dishes are all done!
[02:23] ---
    So is the laundry! She's amazing.
[02:26] ---
    Lady Mois? Where are you?
[02:29] ---
    I can't find her anywhere.
    Maybe she went shopping.
[02:33] ---
    I'll wait for her
    so we can share my snack.
[02:38] ---
    Hey there, girl!
[02:40] ---
    You're cute!
[02:42] ---
    You free?
[02:45] ---
    C'mon! Let's have some fun...
[02:52] ---
    Why the heck did you do that?
[02:54] ---
    We just wanna have fun!
[03:00] ---
    Guys around here are
    all bark and no bite, huh?
[03:05] ---
    Let's have more fun.
[03:07] ---
    I... I'm sorry.
[03:10] ---
    What the heck is that?
[03:11] ---
    Please take this.
[03:13] ---
    You're giving it to me?
[03:15] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[03:17] ---
    Hm...
[03:23] ---
    What the?
SIGN    Help!
[03:27] ---
    Who are you? Show yourself!
[03:30] ---
    Come out from where you're hiding!
[03:32] ---
    Hmm... that maiden seems familiar...
[03:40] ---
    Isn't that...?
[03:44] ---
    Hi!
[03:46] ---
    Not again.
[03:47] ---
    Again?
[03:51] ---
    That was close!
[03:53] ---
    This place is full of scumbags, huh?
[03:56] ---
    You wanna pay me in apologies, too?
[03:58] ---
    What?
[04:01] ---
    Well, sorry, but I've got nothing on me.
[04:07] ---
    You're a sad case!
[04:10] ---
    That girl...
[04:12] ---
    I just bought some of
    the latest Gundam models.
[04:15] ---
    I bet this'll get the sergeant's heart!
[04:18] ---
    Tama?
[04:24] ---
    Isn't that...?
[04:29] ---
    Y-You must not be from around here.
[04:33] ---
    Yeah, I'll be here for a while
    wreaking havoc in this town.
[04:36] ---
    I saw it. I saw it!!
[04:36] ---
    You're not gonna get away with this!
[04:40] ---
    I saw that girl's true colors.
[04:44] ---
    Yes?
[04:45] ---
    Good afternoon!
[04:47] ---
    What? It's S-Saburo-senpai...!
[04:50] ---
    G-Good afternoon...
[04:52] ---
    Is Mois-chan in?
[04:54] ---
    Is Mois-dono present?
[04:55] ---
    Is that woman here?
[04:58] ---
    Huh? Wha...
[05:00] ---
    Hm? What is it?
SIGN    That's ridiculous
[05:03] ---
    W-What did you say?
    Lady Mois has gone bad?
[05:05] ---
    That's what these witnesses say.
[05:07] ---
    I clearly saw her approach
    those innocent thugs, and
[05:10] ---
    Bam! Pow! Kick! Splat!
    every one of them.
[05:15] ---
    Out of the blue, she almost
    kicked me right in the face.
[05:17] ---
    When I saw her, she was about
    to take a wallet from a young man.
[05:22] ---
    Wallet? To get money?
    Lady Mois?!
[05:25] ---
    That can't be!
    I'm sure you got this all wrong!
[05:28] ---
    I find it all hard to believe, myself.
[05:30] ---
    But I saw it with my own eyes!
[05:32] ---
    Besides, Lady Mois was doing
    my chores today. She did the cleaning.
[05:36] ---
    Or, like, vacuum often?
[05:38] ---
    The dishes...
[05:39] ---
    Or, like, sparkling dishes?
[05:41] ---
    The laundry...
[05:42] ---
    Or, like, washer-dryer?
[05:44] ---
    She carried out all those duties.
[05:50] ---
    So you did nothing all day,
[05:51] ---
    and you still expect to
    get your allowance...?
[05:54] ---
    Come on, it's just today.
    Just happened that way.
[05:58] ---
    I had heard about this evil
    teenage girl but... I didn't think...
[06:03] ---
    I'm certain it's that girl!
[06:06] ---
    But it can't be...
[06:08] ---
    She's probably attacking someone
    right now. What a scary girl!
[06:11] ---
    If you really wanna know,
    why don't you all just watch this?
[06:16] ---
    This DVD here captures
    all of her private moments.
SIGN    Dear Father
    From Angol Mois
[06:24] ---
    Wanna see it?
[06:26] ---
    You mean we can see
    everything about her on that?
[06:27] ---
    Her real character! The naked truth?
[06:28] ---
    Tamama is really getting excited!
    He's really fixated on this...
SIGN    I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.
[06:32] ---
    Hey, cut that out!
[06:34] ---
    What did you just say?
    You gotta problem? Huh?
[06:37] ---
    Sorry, I was just...
[06:40] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Dear Father... Angol Mois
[06:47] ---
    Hello, Father. I hope you are well.
[06:50] ---
    I made a video diary for you.
[06:54] ---
    What the heck is this, anyway?
[06:58] ---
    She wanted to send
    a video letter to her father,
[07:01] ---
    and she asked me to film her.
SIGN    Angol Mois's Room
[07:04] ---
    I live in the secret headquarters
    in the basement,
[07:08] ---
    working part-time monitoring
    the secret affairs of Pekopon.
[07:12] ---
    It's a very rewarding job!
[07:14] ---
    During my spare time,
    I help Uncle with his chores,
[07:18] ---
    and I help him some more.
[07:21] ---
    And then some more.
    That's my everyday life.
[07:23] ---
    Every day...?
[07:26] ---
    Really? I didn't notice.
    That's strange, isn't it?
[07:29] ---
    But I don't see anything suspicious...
[07:32] ---
    Not at all.
[07:34] ---
    But in the afternoon,
    my secret time begins.
[07:43] ---
    I haven't told you or Uncle about it yet.
[07:46] ---
    It's the time when I can truly be myself.
SIGN    This is it!
[07:49] ---
    I was right! I knew it all along!
[07:52] ---
    The timeframe matches.
[07:53] ---
    So it's true, after all.
[07:55] ---
    B-But we need
    more than this to go on.
[07:58] ---
    Umm, guys?
[08:01] ---
    M-Mois-chan!
[08:02] ---
    Well, uh, you know...
[08:04] ---
    That's the video I recently made!
[08:07] ---
    Nice to see you back, Lady Mois.
[08:09] ---
    I was just wondering...
    where were you, ma'am?
SIGN    She is hiding something
[08:13] ---
    Well, that's...
[08:15] ---
    She's acting totally suspicious.
[08:18] ---
    I can't tell you that...
[08:20] ---
    Or, like, secret actions?
[08:22] ---
    We've got proof!
[08:25] ---
    Mois-chan!
[08:26] ---
    Let's go after her!
[08:27] ---
    Roger!
[08:31] ---
    Oh, no...
[08:36] ---
    No way... could she be...?
[08:39] ---
    That delinquent teenage girl
    we've heard about?
[08:42] ---
    Let's just give her
    all the money we have.
[08:44] ---
    Yeah, let's just apologize.
[08:47] ---
    For what? I haven't said anything. Yet.
[08:50] ---
    Where'd she go?
[08:51] ---
    I think she went this way.
[08:52] ---
    There! Isn't that her?
[08:55] ---
    This is everything we've got!
[08:59] ---
    L-Lady Mois has really
    become a delinquent?!
SIGN    Juvenile Delinquent Mois
[09:03] ---
    That pure Lady Mois
    who would never hurt others...
[09:09] ---
    She was so earnest in
    trying to destroy Pekopon!
[09:13] ---
    That's not exactly a good thing.
[09:17] ---
    I trusted her...
[09:19] ---
    Let's stop her!
[09:21] ---
    Mois-chan!
[09:22] ---
    Oh, Natsumi!
[09:23] ---
    We're saved...
[09:29] ---
    Karate?
[09:33] ---
    She's fast! But her foot is defenseless!
[09:56] ---
    You're me!
[09:57] ---
    S-Stop talking nonsense!
    This is too weird.
[10:04] ---
    What just happened?
[10:06] ---
    There are two Mois-chans?!
    How can that possibly be?
[10:09] ---
    Let's find out the truth behind
    all this after the break!
[10:22] ---
    Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
[10:28] ---
    Who is this other Mois?
[10:31] ---
    Mois herself reveals the
    shocking truth! So take it away!
[10:38] ---
    Thank you! Okay, here goes.
[10:39] ---
    I arrived on Earth about 500 years
[10:42] ---
    before my scheduled
    Armageddon of 1999,
[10:44] ---
    so I took a nap
    to kill some time.
[10:46] ---
    But I overslept just a bit,
    and woke up in 2004.
[10:54] ---
    So this is the planet
    I'm supposed to destroy.
[10:59] ---
    Daisuke! Yuki!
[11:01] ---
    Asami...
[11:03] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[11:04] ---
    I'm not letting you treat
    my friends like that.
[11:08] ---
    Get the hell outta here!
[11:10] ---
    We have a spunky one here...
    You're gonna regret this.
[11:15] ---
    Don't go scampering off later
    with your tail between your legs.
[11:18] ---
    H-Hey!
[11:21] ---
    You asked for it.
[11:32] ---
    She's taking them on to protect
    her friends... What a brave girl.
[11:38] ---
    Mois... before you destroy the planet,
[11:42] ---
    it would be wise to understand
    the hearts of its inhabitants.
[11:46] ---
    It'll be a nice memorial to those
    who lived on the dying planet.
[11:51] ---
    I know!
[11:53] ---
    I'll model myself after the
    image and spirit of that brave girl.
[12:00] ---
    So what happened after that?
[12:01] ---
    Well... I was looking for a place
    to begin Armageddon,
[12:06] ---
    but I was so hungry that I felt faint,
    and before I knew it, I had fallen.
[12:13] ---
    So she's a different person, after all.
[12:16] ---
    Who knew such a thing could happen
    while I was out on surveillance.
[12:21] ---
    Aren't you feeling a bit crowded?
[12:24] ---
    Don't worry about me.
[12:24] ---
    But it's too tight.
[12:26] ---
    Don't mind.
SIGN    Gero
[12:28] ---
    I never doubted you, Lady Mois.
[12:32] ---
    You liar!
[12:34] ---
    So it was someone else...
[12:36] ---
    But wait, didn't you say that
[12:38] ---
    you modeled yourself
    after the spirit of that girl?
[12:43] ---
    Right.
[12:44] ---
    Then how come you aren't violent?
[12:48] ---
    Good point.
[12:49] ---
    A beautiful flower
[12:51] ---
    may, at times, have thorns
    to protect its fragile self.
[12:57] ---
    In that case, let's find out
    what this flower is really thinking.
[13:02] ---
    But for that, we'll need the
    cooperation of Mois-chan herself.
[13:06] ---
    I'll help in any way I can!
[13:08] ---
    I'm sad to see the girl
    I modeled myself after having problems.
[13:13] ---
    Or, like, gung-ho spirit?
SIGN    Gung-Ho Spirit
[13:18] ---
    I'm not gonna forget this!
[13:24] ---
    Pathetic.
[13:25] ---
    Hello.
[13:29] ---
    W-Where did you come from
    all of a sudden?
[13:31] ---
    Tell me, miss, do you know
    what a doppelgänger is?
[13:35] ---
    Huh?
[13:36] ---
    Doppelgänger... Your other self.
[13:40] ---
    If you have seen yours...
[13:43] ---
    If I have seen mine...?
[13:44] ---
    Unless you mend your ways, you will...
[13:49] ---
    ...die!
[13:54] ---
    Well, I've already met my
    doppel-whatever you call it.
[13:57] ---
    Oh!
[13:58] ---
    And I don't really care if I die.
SIGN    Fortune Telling
[14:04] ---
    Are those words... sincere?
[14:10] ---
    What's this doppelgänger nonsense?
    I bet it was just my imagination.
[14:19] ---
    No way...
SIGN    Coffee Shop
[14:29] ---
    Y-You gotta be kidding me!
[14:32] ---
    Welcome! Would you like
    some fries with that?
[14:39] ---
    Are you okay?
[14:40] ---
    Nooo!
[14:45] ---
    We're running a campaign
    to stamp out littering.
[14:46] ---
    This shouldn't be happening!
[14:48] ---
    Let's all work together
    to keep our streets clean.
[14:52] ---
    Checkmate!
[14:54] ---
    My part was successful.
[14:56] ---
    It's a success here, too.
[15:01] ---
    You can call it a success here, too.
[15:04] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu's
    3D Graphic Projector is awesome, sir!
[15:13] ---
    What's going on here?!
SIGN    Keep your town clean
[15:21] ---
    Oh, man.
    What just happened back there?
[15:27] ---
    W-Who's there?
[15:35] ---
    So we meet again!
[15:39] ---
    I am you...
[15:41] ---
    And you are me...
[15:43] ---
    Th-That's not funny!
[15:46] ---
    Do you know what a doppelgänger is?
[15:49] ---
    It can't be!
[15:53] ---
    Why do you do those things?
[15:56] ---
    Shut up. It's none of your business.
[15:59] ---
    It is my business.
     Can't you see? I am you.
[16:05] ---
    Great job, Mois-chan!
[16:07] ---
    Pretty soon, that girl
    will be spilling her guts out.
[16:10] ---
    Right! Fuyuki-kun wrote the script,
    and I'm directing. Hope it works.
[16:16] ---
    Let's see how good you two are!
[16:19] ---
    Don't forget the technical contributions
[16:21] ---
    of your Sergeant Master Kululu.
[16:23] ---
    Besides, Lady Mois's
    performance is incredible.
[16:26] ---
    She'd win Best Actress.
[16:28] ---
    You really think so...?
[16:30] ---
    Don't lie to me!
[16:32] ---
    If you're really me,
    then you would understand!
[16:34] ---
    Oh, I... of course I understand!
[16:37] ---
    Let's see...
[16:38] ---
    You know you can't
    let things go like this.
[16:42] ---
    Shut up! I don't care
    what happens to me anymore.
[16:47] ---
    You really don't care what
    happens to you?
[16:50] ---
    I don't care!
[16:52] ---
    You really don't care at all?
[16:56] ---
    When things were going well...
    everyone in school liked me.
SIGN    Asami Victory Good luck, Asami! Fight! Be Number One in the World.
[17:11] ---
    But...
[17:13] ---
    ...I was branded as a bad girl
     just because of one fight.
[17:18] ---
    My friends... even my parents
     became distant.
[17:20] ---
    I worked very hard to make my
    parents and everyone else happy.
[17:25] ---
    I gave everything I had to
    meet the expectations of everyone.
[17:29] ---
    But... one fight changed everything,
[17:32] ---
    including the feelings of my friends
    and other students at school.
[17:37] ---
    Everyone looked at me
    as some kind of nuisance.
[17:41] ---
    And the only reason I got into
    that fight was to save my friends!
[17:46] ---
    That was the only reason...
[17:48] ---
    I don't care anymore...
[17:51] ---
    I hope they all disappear.
[17:57] ---
    You poor thing. I had no idea...
    you were hurting inside so much.
[18:04] ---
    Huh?
[18:13] ---
    If that's what you really want...
[18:15] ---
    W-Who the hell are you?!
[18:19] ---
    Let's make everything on this planet
    disappear, as you wished!
[18:23] ---
    Or, like, wishes fulfilled?!
SIGN    Wishes Fulfilled
[18:26] ---
    What?
[18:27] ---
    No way!
[18:27] ---
    Hey, wait!
[18:28] ---
    Huh...?
[18:29] ---
    Here goes! Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[18:34] ---
    Armageddon!
[18:39] ---
    Give me a moment, and I'll
    destroy the planet right away.
SIGN    What's going on?!
[18:47] ---
    W-Wait!
SIGN    Script
[18:49] ---
    That's not in my script!
[18:50] ---
    That's Mois-chan's improv!
[18:52] ---
    We'd better stop her!
[18:53] ---
    Lady Mois!
[18:55] ---
    What incredible destructive power!
[18:56] ---
    Grrr! Quit the ad-libbing!
    You overacting amateur!
[19:03] ---
    Oh, no.
[19:06] ---
    I'm almost done here! Ready, set...
[19:20] ---
    Stop!
[19:21] ---
    What?! But you...
[19:24] ---
    Please stop!
[19:26] ---
    I get it now... I see
    what you're trying to say...
[19:31] ---
    I thought I didn't care anymore,
[19:34] ---
    but I can't stand the thought of never
    seeing my friends or parents again.
[19:40] ---
    I know it. I'm just a loser.
[19:51] ---
    I won't run anymore.
[19:54] ---
    Thanks for stopping me
    before I committed a crime.
[19:59] ---
    Thank you very much, my other self.
[20:03] ---
    Sure!
[20:11] ---
    Lady Mois!
[20:12] ---
    Uncle!
[20:13] ---
    Good job, ma'am!
[20:15] ---
    I guess all's well that ends well.
[20:18] ---
    Mois-chan's ad-lib really did the trick.
[20:20] ---
    For a moment, I thought you were
     really going to destroy Pekopon.
[20:26] ---
    Huh? Of course that's
    what I was going to do.
[20:29] ---
    If that girl hadn't asked me to stop,
[20:31] ---
    this planet would've
    been reduced to dust by now.
[20:34] ---
    Or, like, nearly doomsday?
[20:36] ---
    Or, like, safety hazard!
SIGN    Safety Hazard
[20:39] ---
    By the way, what do you do
    during your secret time, Mois?
[20:44] ---
    Yeah, why don't you tell us?
[20:46] ---
    W-Well actually, it's...
[20:48] ---
    I really wanna know, too.
[20:51] ---
    Actually... I was researching
    this planet's main fault lines...
[20:55] ---
    Huh?
[20:56] ---
    I have this odd fascination
    about where to strike Pekopon
[20:59] ---
    so that it'll make a perfect split!
[21:06] ---
    Now I'm so embarrassed!
[21:18] ---
    I... I'm home.
[21:21] ---
    Asami-chan?
[21:22] ---
    Whatever the case may be, thanks to
    Mois-chan's convincing performance,
[21:23] ---
    Look dear, Asami-chan's back!
[21:26] ---
    a girl was able to
    get her life back on track.
[21:29] ---
    All's well that ends well!
    Or, like, happy ending?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Sergeant Keroro.
    It's summertime.
[23:10] ---
    When it's hot, you feel sluggish.
    Even mentally, you're dragging.
[23:13] ---
    Invading Pekopon is, like,
    the last thing on your mind.
[23:16] ---
    But when it's hot,
    it can't be helped.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things.
[23:20] ---
    Next time, we have a story
    about a pool and a scary story.
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro vs. Natsumi:
    The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two thrilling stories.
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E17 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Great Battle in the Water, Sir! / Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Keroro vs. Natsumi:
    The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!
[01:39] ---
    On one summer day at
    Kissho Academy's Junior High campus,
[01:42] ---
    the long-sealed gate of paradise
    was about to be opened.
[01:47] ---
    In other words...
[01:52] ---
    ...the first swimming class
    of the year.
[01:55] ---
    That's right! It's nothing less
    than a glittering paradise!
[02:00] ---
    In the midst of this summer oasis
    pleasure everyone covets,
[02:02] ---
    there's one person who's out of place.
SIGN    Here
[02:05] ---
    It took eons for microbes in the sea
[02:07] ---
    to evolve into advanced life forms on land.
[02:10] ---
    Why do I have to retrogress that evolution?
[02:13] ---
    That's right!
    Mankind's next frontier isn't the pool!
[02:18] ---
    It's space!
[02:19] ---
    Before you go to space,
[02:20] ---
    don't you have another place
    you should go first?
[02:21] ---
    Huh?
[02:22] ---
    Oh... what are you doing here, Sis?
[02:24] ---
    You twit. Your next class's already started.
[02:28] ---
    What?
[02:29] ---
    Hurray! It's over!
[02:32] ---
    Fuyuki!
[02:35] ---
    Help me! I can't swim!
[02:36] ---
    Try standing up.
[02:38] ---
    Huh?
[02:39] ---
    Jeez, go change and
    get back to your class.
[02:43] ---
    You're embarrassing me.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Aerial Transport Dock
[02:51] ---
    We're almost there.
[02:54] ---
    I can hardly wait.
[02:55] ---
    All right. Standby for the mission.
[02:57] ---
    Roger, sir.
[02:58] ---
    Yahoo! Whee... whee...
SIGN    Today's Mission: Enjoy Summertime.
[03:05] ---
    Listen up. This is most important.
[03:07] ---
    Our intel indicates that something fun
    is in progress at the school today.
[03:11] ---
    It's called... Pool Opening Day!
[03:13] ---
    Huh? Pool Opening Day?
    What the heck is that?
[03:16] ---
    I think they'll open the pool.
[03:18] ---
    That doesn't tell me anything, moron!
[03:21] ---
    Moron, you say? Not so fast, Corporal.
[03:24] ---
    We love water. That's fine.
[03:26] ---
    But don't you wonder why Pekoponians
    dare to get themselves wet in the pool?
[03:31] ---
    I'm sure you'll be surprised
    by our astonishing discoveries.
[03:36] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, your turn.
[03:38] ---
    Roger.
[03:41] ---
    Huh?
[03:42] ---
    Here, Lady Natsumi is wearing
    the so-called school swimwear.
[03:46] ---
    It's a special kind of armor, sir!
[03:48] ---
    Although it may seem like it was
    designed purely for maneuverability,
[03:51] ---
    after further analysis,
     we discovered an important fact.
[03:56] ---
    Amazingly, by wearing this armor,
    the Pekoponian actually gains
[03:59] ---
    most of the superior physical
    advantages we Keronians have.
[04:04] ---
    So it's a form of idea theft?
[04:05] ---
    That's right.
[04:07] ---
    This allows the Pekoponian to enjoy being
    in the water just as much as we do.
[04:13] ---
    Are you serious?
[04:14] ---
    Which brings us to our next mission!
[04:16] ---
    We'll do an investigation
    of this "school swimwear,"
[04:20] ---
    which could be considered
    an infringement on our copyright.
[04:22] ---
    We will also investigate the occasions
[04:24] ---
    where this armor is employed.
[04:26] ---
    And then...
[04:27] ---
    And then?
[04:28] ---
    The remaining time will be for fun.
[04:30] ---
    That's all you're after, right?
[04:32] ---
    Eh? How did you know?
[04:33] ---
    As long as there was a work objective,
[04:36] ---
    I figured I wouldn't
    feel so guilty about playing.
[04:39] ---
    Good thinking, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:42] ---
    Corporal?
[04:43] ---
    Hey, Giroro.
[04:46] ---
    A plan like this
    might be good for a change.
[04:49] ---
    Gear up, or we'll leave you behind.
[04:53] ---
    Okay... is everyone ready?
[04:56] ---
    Sure am!
[04:57] ---
    We're directly above our destination.
[04:59] ---
    Good. Let's proceed with the mission.
[05:01] ---
    Open the gate.
[05:02] ---
    Roger.
[05:11] ---
    Ah... This feels great!
[05:13] ---
    She moves so gracefully in the water.
[05:16] ---
    In her previous life, she was
    probably a frog, or maybe a fish.
[05:21] ---
    Say... Don't you think Koyuki's
    swimming style is a bit unorthodox?
[05:25] ---
    Actually, she's using an ancient technique.
[05:27] ---
    This one is known as the overarm stroke.
[05:29] ---
    It's not the same as the crawl.
[05:32] ---
    This one is the sidestroke.
[05:34] ---
    And this one...
[05:40] ---
    Ninja Art: Water Tornado!
[05:42] ---
    Which has nothing to do
    with ancient swimming styles.
[05:46] ---
    Oops, I did it again...
[05:47] ---
    Koyuki, that was cool.
[05:50] ---
    Huh?
[05:52] ---
    It's them!
[05:55] ---
    Look at all of them...
    All those lousy copycats...
[05:59] ---
    That sure looks like fun.
[06:02] ---
    What are they up to today?
[06:04] ---
    What's the matter, Natsumi?
[06:05] ---
    Huh?
[06:06] ---
    Did you see an UFO or something?
[06:08] ---
    Oh... no, no. I was just
    seeing things, it seems.
[06:12] ---
    I forgot... only Fuyuki and I
    can see them.
[06:17] ---
    I should act normal,
    or they'll think I'm crazy.
[06:20] ---
    Aha. That explains why Dororo's here.
[06:27] ---
    This isn't the idea of
    heavenly paradise I had in mind.
[06:29] ---
    Right.
[06:31] ---
    Before we get to heaven,
    we've got to go through... hell.
[06:34] ---
    Huh?
[06:35] ---
    In order to reach the pool,
[06:36] ---
    first we have to survive
    some really terrifying challenges.
[06:40] ---
    This is the first one.
[06:42] ---
    To prevent the dirt and germs
    from entering the pool,
[06:45] ---
    we have to wash our feet
    in this sterilization pool.
[06:47] ---
    Well, let's get this over with.
[06:49] ---
    Okay!
[06:53] ---
    It's so cold...
[06:54] ---
    Hang in there. We can't proceed
    if you don't get through this.
[07:00] ---
    Made it... Is everyone all right?
[07:03] ---
    Barely...
[07:05] ---
    Why do we have to suffer so?
[07:07] ---
    Our battle has just begun.
[07:09] ---
    Look! This is the greatest challenge of all.
[07:11] ---
    I call it the
    "Forcible Body Modification Tank."
SIGN    Forcible Body Modification Tank!! (tentative name)
[07:15] ---
    It optimizes our body for
    swimming in the public pool
[07:18] ---
    by killing germs and
    lowering body temperature.
[07:21] ---
    It looks so cold...
[07:24] ---
    It is cold.
[07:25] ---
    We'll freeze to death
    before we ever reach the pool.
[07:29] ---
    Stop whining.
[07:30] ---
    Only the qualified soldier
    deserves to get to paradise.
[07:33] ---
    But...
[07:34] ---
    Fine. I'll go first.
[07:36] ---
    I knew you would, Giroro.
[07:38] ---
    The tank of hell...
[07:39] ---
    But it won't bend my determination.
[07:42] ---
    Gero gero.
[07:45] ---
    Forgive me... my friend.
[07:54] ---
    Ah... so warm...
    The white wall feels so warm...
[07:58] ---
    Look at what happened to Corporal Giroro.
[08:01] ---
    Don't look back, Tamama.
[08:03] ---
    We must not let his sacrifice
    be in vain.
[08:05] ---
    We must harden our hearts
     and charge ahead!
[08:08] ---
    Okay...
[08:10] ---
    Phew, good thing I didn't do it.
[08:12] ---
    You said it. I'm so glad I didn't
    have to go through that, either.
[08:15] ---
    One gets left behind...
[08:18] ---
    Okay.
[08:20] ---
    This time, we need to offer
    this ritual dance to honor the pool.
[08:24] ---
    I never knew it was so complicated.
[08:26] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[08:29] ---
    Five, six, seven, eight...
[08:29] ---
    What the heck are they doing here?
[08:31] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[08:32] ---
    I just hope they don't cause any trouble.
[08:34] ---
    Five, six, seven, eight...
[08:35] ---
    Playtime is over. Let's
    get your individual lap times.
[08:40] ---
    Individual times!
[08:42] ---
    Hinata Natsumi-san.
[08:44] ---
    Go for it, Natsumi!
[08:45] ---
    I look forward to you setting
    a new record for your year.
[08:48] ---
    I'll do my very best, sensei.
[08:49] ---
    Natsumi-san is so cool!
[08:51] ---
    Natsumi, good luck!
[08:55] ---
    Okay, full speed ahead.
[08:57] ---
    I challenge you.
[08:59] ---
    Huh?
[09:01] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[09:04] ---
    I've been waiting for this.
    It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
[09:08] ---
    Huh?
[09:11] ---
    This time, I will win.
[09:15] ---
    What?!
[09:18] ---
    On your mark.
[09:20] ---
    Show me what you've got.
[09:21] ---
    Ready...
[09:22] ---
    Bring it on!
[09:27] ---
    Hey... two splashes. You saw it, right?
[09:30] ---
    Yes...
[09:34] ---
    He thinks he can beat me? What nerve!
[09:37] ---
    Not a chance.
[09:40] ---
    W-What the? He's really fast!
[09:45] ---
    That stupid frog! I can't believe...
SIGN    Stupid Frog
[09:50] ---
    Frog...?
SIGN    Fwahahahaha!
SIGN    I shall say it:
SIGN    I am a frog!
[10:00] ---
    I don't want to lose to him.
    Never. Never!
[10:05] ---
    Natsumi is really moving out there.
[10:07] ---
    She's really going for it.
[10:09] ---
    C'mon, Mr. Sergeant! You can do it!
[10:10] ---
    Yahoo.
[10:15] ---
    I don't want to lose.
    Not to him... not to him!
[10:22] ---
    Yay!
[10:25] ---
    I beat Lady Natsumi for the first time.
SIGN    "Representative for Keron Achieves History-Making First Victory!"
[10:28] ---
    "Representative for Keron
    Achieves History-Making First Victory!!"
[10:36] ---
    Congratulations, Natsumi.
[10:37] ---
    Huh?
[10:38] ---
    You did it, Natsumi!
[10:39] ---
    That was amazing, Hinata-san.
    You set a new school-year record!
[10:46] ---
    Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
[10:47] ---
    I hate to admit it,
     but it's because of him.
[10:51] ---
    Why don't you celebrate
    with your friends, Dororo?
[10:53] ---
    I am here only out of
    concern for you, Koyuki-dono.
SIGN    Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
[11:00] ---
    Keroro.
[11:01] ---
    Gero?
[11:01] ---
    You beat me fair and square this time.
[11:03] ---
    But you won't be so lucky next time.
[11:06] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[11:08] ---
    Despite the light years of distance
    between the Earth and Keron,
[11:10] ---
    sportsmanship has
    brought them closer together
[11:14] ---
    in this historic moment.
[11:18] ---
    Don't you touch him.
[11:19] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[11:21] ---
    It was so one-sided the way
     the sergeant swam circles around you!
[11:24] ---
    Yeah, yeah! Kiss my...
[11:26] ---
    Well, so much for sportsmanship.
[11:29] ---
    You puny Pekoponians...
[11:31] ---
    Ouch.
[11:34] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:35] ---
    Eew. Something touched my leg.
SIGN    Undergoing Body Modification
[11:40] ---
    Body modification in progress.
[11:45] ---
    The white wall makes me feel warm...
[11:49] ---
    All you kids out there,
    if you don't want to end up like this,
[11:51] ---
    don't run around the poolside.
[11:54] ---
    It feels so warm...
[11:56] ---
    I told you...
[12:05] ---
    This may seem like a scary way to
    start, but don't be frightened.
[12:10] ---
    We'll be talking about a ghost story,
[12:11] ---
    but there's nothing to be scared about.
[12:13] ---
    So all you kids out there,
    don't you worry about a thing...
[12:14] ---
    How about this?!
[12:21] ---
    This is too much!
[12:23] ---
    Shut up!
[12:24] ---
    Grr! This heat is irritating enough
    without you two making a racket!
[12:28] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[12:29] ---
    How can anyone watch these
    ghost stories without laughing?
[12:31] ---
    Not... not enough plates, she says!
SIGN    Summer
[12:35] ---
    She goes, "One plate, two plates..."
[12:38] ---
    So stupid.
[12:39] ---
    This is nothing compared
    to the sergeant's ghost stories.
[12:42] ---
    Of course not!
[12:43] ---
    You two...
[12:45] ---
    I wonder if you'd still be laughing
[12:46] ---
    if you heard Fuyuki's ghost stories.
[12:48] ---
    Gero?
[12:48] ---
    Tama?
SIGN    Summer
[12:49] ---
    You want a challenge?
[12:51] ---
    Sounds interesting.
     I accept the challenge, sir!
[12:55] ---
    Mr. Sergeant means it!
[13:01] ---
    Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!
[13:06] ---
    We now begin the
     Ghost Story Contest
[13:10] ---
    between the Keronians
    and the Pekoponians, sir.
SIGN    First player: Natsumi
SIGN    Pekoponian Team
[13:12] ---
    The rules are simple.
SIGN    Second player: Momoka
[13:14] ---
    Each member of both teams
    will tell their best ghost story.
SIGN    Anchor: Fuyuki
SIGN    Anchor: Keroro
SIGN    Alien Team
SIGN    First player: Mois
SIGN    Second player: Tamama
[13:17] ---
    We shall compare whose story is the best.
[13:20] ---
    No! Stop this!
[13:21] ---
    We will use Kululu's special
    Fear Level Counter
[13:23] ---
    I don't want to take part
    in any of this!
[13:24] ---
    to measure how scary each story is.
[13:26] ---
    Hmph. I'm going to thrust all four of you
    into the very depths of fear.
[13:32] ---
    Huh? Four?
[13:34] ---
    One, two, three... f-four?
[13:41] ---
    It is just me.
[13:42] ---
    Huh?
[13:43] ---
    Stop scaring us like that!
[13:44] ---
    My, my, we've barely begun.
    At this rate, the four of you...
[13:49] ---
    Huh? Four?
[13:53] ---
    You seemed to be having fun,
    so I decided to join.
[13:57] ---
    Whew...
[13:58] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
SIGN    First Match
[14:04] ---
    First match. First up, Hinata Natsumi.
SIGN    First Up, Hinata Natsumi
[14:10] ---
    This is a story that's
    going around our school.
[14:13] ---
    Late after school,
    when nobody should be in,
[14:16] ---
    there's someone sitting all alone.
[14:19] ---
    And when you look closely,
[14:22] ---
    his lower half is missing!
[14:24] ---
    And they say when you see it,
     it runs right at you.
[14:27] ---
    It goes, "Teketeke! Teketeke!"
[14:28] ---
    That's why they call it
    the "Teketeke Ghost"!
[14:30] ---
    And it runs so fast! It's just too scary!
     Don't you think so? Huh?
[14:33] ---
    Huh? Ah...
[14:34] ---
    Ah! She's one of those emotional types who
    let their feelings hinder storytelling!
[14:38] ---
    Okay. Let's see what the judge says.
SIGN    Not at all
SIGN    Help me
    
    Super Scary
SIGN    Little Bit
    
    Scary
[14:40] ---
    What? But why?
    I thought that was really scary...
[14:44] ---
    Forgive me, Natsumi...
    It wasn't that scary...
SIGN    Going Second, Angol Mois
[14:50] ---
    Going second, Angol Mois.
[14:53] ---
    It was a snowy 14th of Shiwasu,
    in the 15th year of the Genroku era.
SIGN    Mois-dono
SIGN    Kira's
    Mansion
[14:58] ---
    To avenge their lord,
[15:00] ---
    forty-seven ronin converged
    in the town of Honjo Matsuzaka.
[15:04] ---
    Lady Mois, stop!
[15:06] ---
    Huh?
[15:08] ---
    Lady Mois, that is koudan
    (traditional Japanese storytelling).
[15:11] ---
    This is kaidan (ghost stories).
[15:13] ---
    Huh? There's a difference?
[15:15] ---
    Well, of course there is...
SIGN    Aliens vs. Pekoponians
[15:17] ---
    Angol Mois is disqualified.
[15:18] ---
    As a result, the Pekopon team
    wins the first match by default.
SIGN    Second Match
[15:25] ---
    Second match.
    First up, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
SIGN    Private 2nd Class Tamama
[15:30] ---
    I don't really know a lot of scary stories,
[15:33] ---
    so I will just share my own experiences.
[15:37] ---
    You all know me as the cute and lovable
    mascot of the Keroro Platoon, but...
[15:43] ---
    ...every now and then,
[15:44] ---
    there's another side of me which surfaces...
[15:48] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    We know.
SIGN    We know.
SIGN    We know.
[15:49] ---
    Don't you find that frightening?
[15:52] ---
    As for me...
[15:54] ---
    After that best-forgotten incident,
[15:56] ---
    it should be a closed chapter by now.
[16:03] ---
    But I still feel that
    I haven't really gotten rid of
[16:06] ---
    the other Momoka completely...
[16:07] ---
    Hmph. I wouldn't call that scary,
    but maybe a nuisance.
[16:12] ---
    What did you say?!
[16:15] ---
    I guess both of them
    should be disqualified...
SIGN    Second Round Start over
[16:23] ---
    Second match, once again.
SIGN    First Up, Lance Corporal Dororo
[16:24] ---
    First up, Lance Corporal Dororo.
[16:28] ---
    This happened while I was
    still a young lad.
[16:31] ---
    Can I borrow this?
[16:32] ---
    Well, I don't mind, but my father told me
[16:36] ---
    we should never lend anything
    expensive to each other, so...
[16:39] ---
    I'm sorry.
[16:41] ---
    Is that so?
[16:43] ---
    Afterwards...
[16:46] ---
    Press 1 if you want to know
    the weather today in Tokyo.
[16:48] ---
    For some unknown reason, our phone
    was discovered to be mysteriously
[16:52] ---
    Press 2 if you want to know the weather today in Osaka.
[16:52] ---
    hooked up to a long-distance
    weather forecast number on Pekopon.
[16:57] ---
    In the following days, we received
    a horrifically huge phone bill.
[17:02] ---
    How could that have happened...?
[17:03] ---
    Okay! Let's hear the next one!
SIGN    Going Second, Azumaya Koyuki
[17:07] ---
    Going second, Azumaya Koyuki.
[17:12] ---
    Once upon a time, there
    lived a man who was very kind.
[17:18] ---
    Oho... folktale style.
[17:21] ---
    But Minokichi found out
    that his wife was the Snow Queen.
[17:25] ---
    He realized their happy days together
    had come to an end.
[17:29] ---
    Ninja Art: Snow Storm.
[17:33] ---
    W-What an awesome special effect!
[17:37] ---
    After handing over their
    beloved children to Minokichi,
[17:42] ---
    the Snow Queen vanished
    and was never seen again...
[17:45] ---
    Wow!
[17:46] ---
    Bravo!
[17:47] ---
    I was so moved!
[17:48] ---
    Okay. So what's the verdict?
SIGN    Not at all
SIGN    Help me
    
    Super Scary
SIGN    Little Bit
    
    Scary
[17:50] ---
    Huh? How can that be?
[17:52] ---
    That was a great story. Thank you.
[17:54] ---
    But even so, in all fairness,
    Lady Koyuki deserves to win this match.
[17:58] ---
    I agree. All I did was air my complaints.
[18:01] ---
    So that means...
SIGN    Aliens Vs. Pekoponians
[18:04] ---
    There's no need for the final match,
[18:06] ---
    since the victory of the
    Pekoponian team has been sealed.
[18:09] ---
    All right!
[18:11] ---
    What?!
[18:12] ---
    Oh, c'mon. This isn't right...
SIGN    Hinata Family
[18:13] ---
    Why don't we continue with
    an individual contest from here on?
[18:18] ---
    C'mon, guys! Wait!
    Give me a chance!
[18:23] ---
    Please listen to my story....
[18:25] ---
    Okay, okay, already.
SIGN    Final Match
[18:32] ---
    Might as well have a final match.
    First up, Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN    First Up, Sergeant Keroro
[18:38] ---
    Once upon a time,
    in a small, faraway village,
[18:43] ---
    there lived a young boy who
    loved to eat sweet dumplings.
SIGN    Ikinari Dumplings
[18:49] ---
    One day, as he was eating his favorite food
    of Ikinari dumplings, he got to thinking...
[18:53] ---
    Wow. These are so delicious.
[18:56] ---
    There must be a way to make it
    so I never run out.
[18:59] ---
    So the young boy asked one of his
    friends, who was an inventor.
[19:03] ---
    His friend was glad to help...
SIGN    Tsk
[19:05] ---
    Tsk.
[19:07] ---
    And so he came up with the
    "Double or nothing" Gun!
[19:11] ---
    Anything that you hit with its laser light
[19:16] ---
    will multiply itself after a set
    interval of time, over and over.
[19:20] ---
    All right! I can eat as much as I want!
[19:24] ---
    Little did he know
    that no matter how much he ate,
[19:27] ---
    he could never finish all the dumplings.
[19:31] ---
    I'm too full...
[19:32] ---
    The dumplings continued
    to multiply at an alarming rate,
[19:36] ---
    eventually destroyed his house.
[19:40] ---
    So the young boy asked
    his friend for another favor.
[19:43] ---
    In the nick of time, the dumplings were
    sent out to space to avoid a catastrophe.
[19:50] ---
    But those Ikinari dumplings
[19:52] ---
    are even now somewhere out there
     in space, multiplying over and over.
[19:56] ---
    Who knows? One of these days,
[19:57] ---
    we might find out that they're
    about to fall over Pekopon!
[20:00] ---
    That is kinda scary...
[20:02] ---
    I think I lost my appetite for dumplings...
[20:04] ---
    Yes. I won...
[20:06] ---
    Don't worry. We'll be fine.
[20:09] ---
    I made a few calculations.
[20:10] ---
    Based on the rate of
    expansion of the universe,
[20:12] ---
    the mass of those dumplings
     is negligible.
[20:14] ---
    Dumping them all in space
    was a good idea.
SIGN    Crushed
[20:18] ---
    Fuyuki. It's your turn now.
[20:20] ---
    Okay. Well, then...
    Last but not least...
SIGN    Going Second, Hinata Fuyuki
[20:25] ---
    Going second, Hinata Fuyuki.
[20:31] ---
    Now listen, everyone.
[20:33] ---
    The story that I'm about
    to share with you now is...
[20:35] ---
    ...a true story.
[20:39] ---
    I'm not gonna let myself
    get drawn into his story!
[20:42] ---
    Have you ever felt
[20:44] ---
    some strange presence behind you
     when you're alone late at night?
[20:47] ---
    Yes, I have!
[20:49] ---
    There's this infamous railway crossing.
[20:51] ---
    When you try to cross it at night...
    you feel someone behind you.
[20:54] ---
    One day, a girl
    had to cross at midnight,
[20:57] ---
    When telling ghost stories,
[20:57] ---
    and just like the stories she'd heard,
    she suddenly felt someone right behind her.
[20:59] ---
    what's important
    isn't really the story itself,
[21:01] ---
    but drawing everyone into the story.
[21:01] ---
    And when she turned around to look...
[21:05] ---
    How was it?
[21:06] ---
    I-It was so scary!
[21:10] ---
    Hey, where's the corporal?
SIGN    Not at all
SIGN    Help me
    
    Super Scary
SIGN    Little Bit
    
    Scary
[21:11] ---
    Oh no... It seems you
    went over his fear threshold.
[21:15] ---
    Okay, raise your hand if you thought
    Fuyuki's story was the scariest!
[21:19] ---
    Yes!
[21:21] ---
    Huh?
[21:23] ---
    It was so scary...
[21:27] ---
    W-What is it?
[21:28] ---
    Ghosts and spirits seem to be
    attracted to occasions like these.
[21:32] ---
    A word of caution to everyone...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    This is the Ghost Girl.
    That's not my real name, though...
[23:11] ---
    I've been in the show
    since the first episode.
[23:14] ---
    So don't tell me no one's
    thought of my name...
[23:18] ---
    Could that be?
[23:18] ---
    Never mind that.
    In our next episode, we go
[23:20] ---
    off to the sea to treasure hunt!
[23:21] ---
    Huh...?
[23:21] ---
    We'll ride out the hot summer
    with some cool gags!
[23:24] ---
    "Natsumi: Hilarity!
    Adult Beachside Story, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    One hot episode for you.
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E18 - Natsumi: Hilarity! Adult Beachside Story, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    Summer.
SIGN    Summer
[01:36] ---
    The oceanson when a
    young girl grows into a woman.
[01:41] ---
    The beach! I want to
    go to the beach, sir!
[01:44] ---
    If we don't go now,
    there'll be no other chances.
[01:46] ---
    The goal is the ocean.
SIGN    Ocean
[01:47] ---
    Let's go to the ocean.
SIGN    Ocean
SIGN    Ocean ocean ocean ocean...
[01:49] ---
    The ocean. Ocean, ocean, ocean...
[01:52] ---
    I didn't know you loved
    the ocean so much.
[01:55] ---
    That's not a bad idea.
     I wanna go myself.
[01:58] ---
    Yeah, Sis! You know how it is!
[02:00] ---
    You are the Venus of the Summer.
[02:03] ---
    It's unusual to see you two
     agreeing on anything.
[02:05] ---
    What better way to
    enjoy our summer vacation?
[02:08] ---
    Besides, there's nothing else to do.
[02:09] ---
    Right?
SIGN    Ocean
[02:10] ---
    Seaside paradise!
[02:12] ---
    Then it's decided.
[02:14] ---
    Out of the question.
[02:16] ---
    W-We can't?
SIGN    NO
[02:18] ---
    I can't let you kids go to the beach
    alone with an alien.
[02:22] ---
    I'm working tomorrow.
    Any other day would be okay.
[02:27] ---
    No... That just won't do...
[02:30] ---
    It has to be tomorrow... at that place.
[02:34] ---
    All my plans will be ruined...
[02:39] ---
    You seem to be in trouble, boss.
[02:42] ---
    In hopeless despair, to be exact.
[02:46] ---
    When did you build an elevator?
[02:48] ---
    I know how to solve your problem.
[02:51] ---
    All you need to do is use
    this new and improved
[02:53] ---
    "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun!
[03:02] ---
    And as a result...
[03:04] ---
    Beach time!
SIGN    Hicksville
SIGN    Seething
[03:15] ---
    Natsumi: Hilarity!
     Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
SIGN    Welcome to Hicksville Beach Park Hicksville Beach Park 200m
[03:25] ---
    Wow...
[03:27] ---
    This feels great.
[03:28] ---
    Or, like, seaside visit?
SIGN    Hick Bus Hicksville Beach Bus Stop Bus Schedule
[03:30] ---
    Hicksville Beach...
    Sergeant, I didn't think you'd know
[03:33] ---
    about a small beach like this one
    way out in the countryside.
[03:38] ---
    I don't have any deceitful motives.
[03:41] ---
    It would be for your own good
    if you stopped being so inquisitive.
[03:45] ---
    For an obscure place, it sure is crowded.
SIGN    Goldfish
[03:48] ---
    Are your anti-barriers working?
[03:51] ---
    No need to worry, sir.
[03:52] ---
    We've already made sure
    they're working perfectly.
[03:55] ---
    There's absolutely no way
    the Pekoponians here,
[03:56] ---
    except for you and your sister,
    would be able to...
[04:03] ---
    ...s-see us, sir.
[04:04] ---
    I... I guess you're right.
SIGN    Calpis
[04:07] ---
    C'mon, Sis, let's go.
[04:09] ---
    Why don't you pipe down?
[04:11] ---
    Stop rushing me.
    Mom's clothes are too tight,
[04:14] ---
    and it's hard to move around.
SIGN    Entrance
[04:16] ---
    Natsumi-san, you look so grown up.
[04:18] ---
    Well, of course.
    I'm all grown up now, brown cow.
[04:22] ---
    An old fogy's joke...
[04:24] ---
    W-What the heck
    did I just do, kangaroo?
[04:28] ---
    M-My mouth is doing it by itself!
[04:29] ---
    Grin...
[04:33] ---
    Just stop.
[04:34] ---
    How can I? I would if I could,
    knock on wood!
[04:39] ---
    When Lady Natsumi became older,
[04:41] ---
    even her jokes became old, sir.
[04:43] ---
    I didn't make any jokes before,
    close the door!
[04:47] ---
    This is all due to this contraption.
SIGN    Yesterday at the Hinata Household
[04:49] ---
    It happened the day before.
[04:56] ---
    Th-Th-This is...
[04:59] ---
    ...bananas!
[05:01] ---
    Oh...
[05:03] ---
    This... might... actually... work...
[05:09] ---
    I give you my permission.
[05:11] ---
    You've got a Lady Mom-approved
    appearance.
[05:14] ---
    That's not the point.
[05:15] ---
    Why do I have to talk
    like this, praying mantis?
[05:17] ---
    Well, I guess that's all part
    of growing up.
[05:20] ---
    I can't believe this is happening,
    wedding ring!
[05:26] ---
    Grin...
[05:28] ---
    Oh no... I want all
    this to stop, mountaintop.
[05:31] ---
    She's really getting the hang of it.
[05:33] ---
    I'm actually impressed
    at her speed, sir.
[05:35] ---
    She has developed so quickly!
[05:38] ---
    Why don't you just watch our bags
     so you don't have to talk in public?
[05:43] ---
    What?
SIGN    Entrance
[05:43] ---
    We'll be back soon.
[05:45] ---
    Seaside paradise!
[05:57] ---
    Giroro... Would you be kind enough
    to help me carry all of these, bees knees?
SIGN    Old fogy's gag
[06:06] ---
    That's not the Natsumi I know!
[06:08] ---
    She never says corny jokes like that!
[06:15] ---
    What happened to my
    dream vacation, plantation?
SIGN    We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
[06:24] ---
    They went to Hicksville Beach?
[06:27] ---
    Want to go, too?
[06:29] ---
    There is no rest for those
    guarding the peace of planet Pekopon.
[06:33] ---
    It's not a vacation.
[06:34] ---
    Summer beaches are full of danger,
[06:37] ---
    according to an article
    I recently read in a magazine.
[06:42] ---
    Then let us depart!
[06:50] ---
    I won't let this ruin everything.
    I'm gonna get a suntan, plantain.
[06:54] ---
    We're coming to you live today
    from Hicksville Beach.
[06:58] ---
    It can't be!
[06:58] ---
    We have a very special program
    for you, so stay tuned.
[06:59] ---
    That's actually DJ Mutsumi, brew me!
[07:03] ---
    Now, why don't we start
    the program as always, with a poem.
[07:07] ---
    "Lost and found in the summer...
    The sun setting at the beach..."
[07:10] ---
    Well, hello there.
    You're such a sexy lady.
[07:14] ---
    Are you from Tokyo?
    Just broke up with your boyfriend?
[07:17] ---
    Why don't you say something?
[07:19] ---
    She has a good reason not to speak.
[07:24] ---
    Because of you jerks, I didn't get to hear
    what Mutsumi was saying, spraying!
[07:29] ---
    Whaddya think you're doing?!
[07:31] ---
    Oh, no! Low blow!
[07:46] ---
    If you value your life, get lost.
     You Pekoponian pervert.
[07:56] ---
    Thanks a lot, Gordian knot.
SIGN    Old fogy's gag
[08:00] ---
    That's not the Natsumi I know!
[08:02] ---
    She never says corny jokes like that!
SIGN    Ramen
[08:07] ---
    Okay, okay...
[08:09] ---
    It's time to get down to business.
[08:11] ---
    Huh?
[08:12] ---
    C'mon. Just follow my lead, okay?
[08:15] ---
    Huh?
[08:16] ---
    W-Where the heck are
    you taking me, king bee?
SIGN    Hicksville Village Beach Park Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Reception
[08:21] ---
    He was taking her to
    a Comedy Duo Bikini Contest.
[08:25] ---
    Huh?
[08:26] ---
    Uncle!
[08:28] ---
    Over here!
[08:30] ---
    Hurry up!
[08:31] ---
    Huh?
[08:33] ---
    Yeh'll team up with Lady Mois
    and perform a routine together.
[08:39] ---
    'Course, yeh're aimin'
    fer the top prize.
[08:42] ---
    An' if you win,
     y'can get that fer me!
SIGN    Dangale
SIGN    Prize
[08:47] ---
    A-Assembly kits, cherry pits?
[08:50] ---
    Not just any assembly kits.
     Look closer.
SIGN    Iruma Mobile Machine Mecha Dangale No. 13 1/245 Scale Iruma Model Company
[08:53] ---
    Dangale?
[08:54] ---
    Right. Back when Gundam models
    were flying off the shelves...
SIGN    Dangale
[09:01] ---
    I've got Gundam plastic models.
[09:03] ---
    These seem kinda different...
SIGN    Dangale
[09:04] ---
    Among many knockoffs, there
    was one that stood out from the rest.
[09:10] ---
    That was...
[09:12] ---
    The Super Mobile Force, Dangale!
SIGN    Super Mobile Force Dangale
[09:16] ---
    As you would expect
    from any knockoffs,
SIGN    Wholesaler Plastic Modeling Kits Super Mobile Force Dangale Iruma Model Company
[09:19] ---
    the manufacturer suffered
    a huge dead inventory,
[09:21] ---
    and ended up disposing of all of it.
SIGN    Disposed
[09:24] ---
    But now the rarity has made it
    popular among hardcore collectors.
[09:30] ---
    Here at Hicksville Beach,
    that legendary Dangale...
[09:35] ---
    I have no interest in helping you
    fulfill your stupid dream, ice cream.
[09:39] ---
    Oh, Lady Natsumi,
    there's really no need to worry.
[09:43] ---
    It's embarrassing enough
    looking like a grown-up,
[09:45] ---
    but now I'm being made to say
    all these corny, old-fogy rhymes, too?
SIGN    West East
SIGN    West West West West...
[09:48] ---
    Do you really think I'm actually
[09:49] ---
    gonna put myself on show
    to help ya get what ya want?
[09:53] ---
    Why Kansai dialect...?
[09:56] ---
    That's why I told you not to worry.
[09:59] ---
    It's Kululu's latest invention.
    The dialect controller, "East-West."
SIGN    Dialect Controller
SIGN    East - West
SIGN    West West West West...
[10:04] ---
    As long as I use this,
[10:05] ---
    you'll talk like a native of Western Japan.
[10:08] ---
    This will no doubt make you
    a champion comedian!
[10:11] ---
    Knock it off, already!
[10:13] ---
    Gero!
[10:22] ---
    Wasn't that...
    one of your friends, Dororo?
[10:25] ---
    The leader!
[10:26] ---
    This is awful. This is awful.
[10:29] ---
    I sent that stupid
    speech controller flyin'
[10:31] ---
    along with that stupid frog
    when I hit him!
[10:40] ---
    That woman has Natsumi-san's scent!
[10:44] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai...
[10:46] ---
    That voice sounds like Natsumi-chan!
[10:49] ---
    Huh?
[10:49] ---
    I-I'm actually Natsumi's cousin
    from Osaka. M-My name is K-Konatsu.
SIGN    Osaka
     Osaka
    Osaka
[10:56] ---
    I've heard so much about ya
    from my cousin Natsumi, actually.
[10:59] ---
    B-By the way...
[11:01] ---
    Just wonderin',
[11:02] ---
    what you're doin' here at the beach?
[11:04] ---
    Actually, I was just
    enjoying the beach over here.
[11:07] ---
    But when I heard that
    they were giving away Dangale,
[11:10] ---
    I wanted to see for myself.
[11:11] ---
    Ya mean you're interested
    in Dangale, too?
[11:14] ---
    Well, yeah.
[11:15] ---
    Unfortunately, there's no way
    I can join a bikini contest.
[11:21] ---
    Since I'm speakin'
    in Kansai dialect now,
[11:23] ---
    I may have a chance of winnin' the prize,
    and I could give it to him.
[11:27] ---
    But it's embarrassing.
[11:29] ---
    Anyway, no one would know it's me.
[11:32] ---
    So all I need to do is act like an adult
    and do some geezer jokes.
[11:35] ---
    Those old fogy jokes that
    are so crucial for mature humor.
[11:38] ---
    Our young Natsumi tries
    to step up to being an adult.
[11:44] ---
    But she smells just
    like Natsumi... that person...
[11:49] ---
    Poke poke poke.
[11:58] ---
    Unfortunately, our young lady
    forgot one crucial thing.
[12:02] ---
    Yes. In order to succeed as
    a comedy duo, you need a partner.
SIGN    Hicksville Village Association
[12:11] ---
    How will I get through
    this without a partner?
[12:14] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[12:17] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan!
[12:19] ---
    How'd ya know it was me?
[12:21] ---
    By your scent.
[12:23] ---
    By the way, please
    pick me as your partner.
[12:27] ---
    Huh?
[12:28] ---
    You may not know it, but I'm
    actually very good at making jokes.
[12:31] ---
    Really?
[12:32] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Yay yay yay yay
[12:35] ---
    I'm alien comedian Aozora Keroko!
[12:39] ---
    And I'm Unabara Mois!
[12:42] ---
    And together,
    we're known as Armageddon!
[12:45] ---
    Sergeant, are you sure you're
    gonna perform looking like that?
[12:50] ---
    If only I had brought
    along my Pekoponian suit,
[12:51] ---
    I could have been his partner.
[12:54] ---
    Just kidding!
[12:55] ---
    Lady Mois, have you
    memorized all your lines?
[12:58] ---
    Sure. Or, like, married duo?
[13:03] ---
    W-What's going on?
[13:05] ---
    Who would've thought
[13:06] ---
    they'd actually be giving away
    Dangale goods here?
[13:08] ---
    I begged my sister, told her
    that she had to join this contest.
[13:11] ---
    I asked my mom.
[13:13] ---
    I n-never expected to have this many rivals.
[13:16] ---
    These Dangale fanatics are unstoppable!
SIGN    Contest Participants Waiting Room
[13:19] ---
    Look! Natsumi and Koyuki are there.
[13:22] ---
    I feel betrayed.
[13:25] ---
    Hmph. She's out of her mind
    if she thinks she can beat me.
[13:29] ---
    I'm sure everyone will love the act
    that won for 10 weeks running
SIGN    Galactic Comedic Star oceanrch 10 Consecutive Week Winner
[13:32] ---
    on the Galactic Comedic
    Star-is-Born show!
SIGN    Comedian Soul
[13:36] ---
    Or, like, stand-up comic?
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[13:38] ---
    Attention, everyone.
[13:40] ---
    We're about to start the
    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest.
[13:42] ---
    As one of our special judges,
    we have a top American sexy model
[13:45] ---
    who happened to be here in
    Hicksville Beach on a photo shoot.
[13:49] ---
    Let's all give a big welcome
    to Melody Honey-san!
[13:55] ---
    Wow...
[13:58] ---
    Hi! Nice to meet you!
[14:01] ---
    I love you desu!
[14:03] ---
    How's everyone doing here in Hicksville?!
[14:05] ---
    Wow!
[14:06] ---
    Yay!
[14:07] ---
    Mayor! Our town is bustling
    with so much energy!
SIGN    Prize
[14:10] ---
    I never imagined there would be
    so many people interested
[14:12] ---
    in the Dangale goods forced on us
    by that wholesaler back then.
[14:18] ---
    "I was a little too harsh earlier.
     I apologize."
[14:20] ---
    No, that doesn't sound manly enough.
[14:26] ---
    "I'm sorry..."
[14:28] ---
    N-Natsumi, I came up with this joke,
    and I thought you might like it.
[14:32] ---
    Whenever I'm scared and
    want to scream... ice cream!
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Comedic Pair Contest
[14:43] ---
    You've gotta be kidding.
[14:47] ---
    We hope you all liked it!
[14:51] ---
    These contestants aren't really any good.
[14:55] ---
    You seem to be very confident.
[14:57] ---
    As long as I have this funny accent,
    nothing can stop me!
[15:00] ---
    That top prize will be easy pickin's.
[15:04] ---
    Oh, not so fast!
[15:06] ---
    Let's hear it for our next duo.
[15:09] ---
    Entry #9, the Koyuki-Konatsu
    Combo, take it away!
[15:13] ---
    Hello there!
[15:15] ---
    I'm Konatsu.
[15:17] ---
    And I'm Koyuki.
[15:18] ---
    Why does it seem that
    business is bad wherever you go?
[15:21] ---
    Because it is!
[15:22] ---
    Who the heck is responsible for this?
SIGN    West East
SIGN    East East East East...
[15:26] ---
    How about you, Koyuki-san?
[15:27] ---
    How would you
    describe your finances lately?
[15:28] ---
    What?
[15:31] ---
    Doin' fine, thank you.
[15:33] ---
    Goodbye, Kansai dialect.
SIGN    Eastern Mode
[15:35] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi-san?
[15:38] ---
    W-What should I do?
[15:40] ---
    I've suddenly lost my accent.
    And my jokes are stale, nightingale.
SIGN    Silence
[15:48] ---
    She did it again.
[15:50] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[15:53] ---
    There. I took away 'er funny accent,
[15:57] ---
    an' she's back to that
    corny ol' geezer humor.
[16:02] ---
    Excuse us.
[16:04] ---
    We can still make it.
    Just leave everything to me.
[16:07] ---
    Huh?
[16:08] ---
    Remember I told you
    I'm good at telling jokes.
[16:12] ---
    You just have to go with the flow, okay?
[16:16] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
    I believe you, tie my shoe.
[16:20] ---
    It sure is a hot summer this year!
[16:22] ---
    What better time for ghost stories?
[16:23] ---
    I have a good one!
[16:25] ---
    We've all heard about vampires
    coming to suck our blood, right?
[16:27] ---
    Uh uh.
[16:28] ---
    Well, right in my own neighborhood,
    a politician said that,
[16:31] ---
    starting this summer,
    he's going to ban pyres.
SIGN    Hicksville
[16:38] ---
    Huh?
[16:39] ---
    Was that a bit too complicated?
[16:42] ---
    I've won.
[16:43] ---
    Ugh...
[16:48] ---
    Well, you see,
    I was playing with words there.
[16:51] ---
    I said "vampires,"
    then a law to "ban pyres"...
[16:54] ---
    Well, okay. Maybe I should use
     a simpler joke for all of you.
[16:57] ---
    Have you heard about the turtle's curse?
[17:01] ---
    Dororo?
[17:03] ---
    It's a message from Dororo.
[17:04] ---
    It's probably about something funny...
SIGN    White Dog
[17:09] ---
    A tall dog...
[17:10] ---
    It couldn't be...
[17:12] ---
    ...packs a tall tale?
SIGN    Tall Tale
SIGN    Visualization of audience mentality
[17:17] ---
    Visualization of audience mentality.
[17:20] ---
    What shiveringly lame jokes...
[17:23] ---
    Victory is mine!
[17:25] ---
    How dare you?!
[17:30] ---
    Gero...
[17:32] ---
    I won't allow you to
    humiliate Natsumi any further!
SIGN    West West West West...
[17:41] ---
    What's so funny?
[17:42] ---
    If you turn the knob that much,
[17:44] ---
    it'll go to the far west,
    the occidental west.
[17:47] ---
    What did you say?
[17:49] ---
    Hey, Dave. Did you hear?
[17:51] ---
    This morning, a grizzly bear
    was spotted at the corner drug store.
[17:54] ---
    Really, Charlie?
[17:56] ---
    Yeah. And I heard it even bought
[17:57] ---
    a dozen of the cheapest cereals there.
[18:00] ---
    Oh, Charlie. That's not a bear.
    That's my wife.
[18:07] ---
    Oh. That sure was funny.
    American jokes are the best.
[18:11] ---
    Oh no. Only the American got it.
[18:15] ---
    The time has come for
    the real pro to take all the glory.
[18:19] ---
    Come forth, Pekoponian suit!
SIGN    We'll put them in stitches.
[18:23] ---
    Let's go, Lady Mois.
[18:24] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[18:26] ---
    My name is Aozora Keroko.
[18:28] ---
    And I'm Unabara Mois.
[18:29] ---
    Together, we're known as Armageddon.
[18:35] ---
    We got them...
[18:37] ---
    I travel a lot.
[18:38] ---
    And I just came back from
    a short trip to Iscandar in Canada.
[18:40] ---
    That's practically the end of the universe.
[18:45] ---
    They find it funny...
[18:47] ---
    What a pity.
[18:48] ---
    Huh?
[18:49] ---
    They're gonna win this contest.
[18:51] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[18:53] ---
    I think they misunderstood.
[18:55] ---
    All the contestants receive a Dangale model.
[18:57] ---
    Except for the grand prize winner,
SIGN    Grand Prize
[18:59] ---
    who takes home that one.
[19:03] ---
    The latest in refrigeration
    technology, Mr. Frosty.
SIGN    State-of-the-Art Refrigerator Mr. Frosty
[19:05] ---
    C'mon, Mois! You never
    get a word I'm saying!
[19:08] ---
    So sorry, so sorry!
[19:11] ---
    Everyone tells me back in Keron
    that I have a future as a comic.
[19:16] ---
    It's time to go for the jugular.
[19:17] ---
    The most celebrated gags in outer space.
[19:21] ---
    And so, they continued
    to elicit much laughter
[19:24] ---
    from their fascinated audience.
[19:25] ---
    The Armageddon pair is a big hit.
[19:30] ---
    Everyone can't get enough
    of their performance.
[19:36] ---
    And while everyone is laughing,
[19:38] ---
    Keroro glimpses the top prize.
[19:40] ---
    He finally realizes
[19:41] ---
    that he's about to be given
    the latest model refrigerator,
[19:42] ---
    Mr. Frosty, for his efforts.
SIGN    Grand Prize: Mr. Frosty
[19:47] ---
    N-Noooo!
SIGN    Participants: Dangale Prize
[19:49] ---
    But it's too late. He's on a roll,
    and he can't stop himself.
[19:54] ---
    Even when he knows he shouldn't,
[19:57] ---
    he can't help giving the
    audience what they want.
[20:00] ---
    And so they reach the greatest
    punch line of their performance...
[20:05] ---
    Who do you think you are?
    Andromeda herself?
[20:13] ---
    And as they acknowledge
    the cheers of the crowd,
[20:15] ---
    tears escape from Keroro's eyes.
SIGN    Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Hicksville Chamber of Commerce
SIGN    Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[20:26] ---
    It was too late to stop...
[20:27] ---
    I feel bad about what happened.
    He worked so hard to win.
[20:31] ---
    Or, like, zealous comic?
[20:33] ---
    It's not so bad, really.
    You got a brand-new refrigerator.
[20:36] ---
    I would rather lose
    and get just one Dangale, sir!
[20:39] ---
    Oh, yes! Lady Natsumi!
[20:40] ---
    I'll ask her to give me hers!
[20:42] ---
    That might not be possible...
[20:44] ---
    Speaking of which, Natchi isn't here.
[20:46] ---
    Where did she go?
[20:48] ---
    Saburo-san isn't here, either.
[20:50] ---
    W-What did you say?
[20:53] ---
    The effects of my gun
    should be wearing off by now.
SIGN    Dangale
[20:56] ---
    Uhm... here...
[20:58] ---
    If you want, you can have this, hiss...
[21:01] ---
    Oh, thank you.
     Are you sure it's okay?
[21:04] ---
    Oh, sure. It's fine, pine.
SIGN    Papareho... Papareho...
[21:11] ---
    Natsumi-chan...?
[21:12] ---
    Oh! Um... actually... it's a long story...
[21:20] ---
    He heard my old fogy rhyming!
[21:23] ---
    And so another girl,
    soon to blossom into womanhood,
[21:26] ---
    gets to experience
    an unforgettable summer.
[21:29] ---
    Nooo! I want to forget it!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's Natsumi! What kind of
    fireworks do you like?
[23:10] ---
    I like the cute ones, like sparklers.
[23:13] ---
    All fireworks are fun,
    but make sure you take precautions
[23:16] ---
    and always have a bucket of water
    to put out the used fireworks.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that.
     In our next episode,
[23:20] ---
    we're having a festival! Festival!
[23:21] ---
    And a radio! Radio!
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
    Showdown at a Festival, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: A Radio
    to Invade Your Ears, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories.
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E19 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate Showdown at a Festival, Sir! / Keroro: A Radio to Invade Your Ears, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Festival
[01:33] ---
    Something about festivals
[01:34] ---
    kindles an excitement in the hearts
    of human beings... no, not just humans...
[01:39] ---
    Even the hearts of our alien friends.
[01:41] ---
    Sergeant! Sergeant!
[01:45] ---
    That's strange... Are you inside?
[01:50] ---
    Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
    Showdown at a Festival, Sir!
[01:58] ---
    The shrine near my home
    is having a festival tonight.
[02:01] ---
    I'm thinking of hanging out for a while.
[02:03] ---
    Well anyway, this has been
    your DJ Mutsumi saying,
[02:07] ---
    "See you next week!"
[02:08] ---
    So, the shrine near Mutsumi-san's
    house is having a festival, too.
[02:11] ---
    Okay, all done.
[02:13] ---
    It really looks perfect on you, Mois-chan.
[02:16] ---
    O-Oh, really?
[02:18] ---
    I didn't know Pekoponians
    also enjoy festivals.
[02:21] ---
    It would've been great if
    Uncle could've come along with us...
[02:23] ---
    Huh? Something
    wrong with that stupid frog?
[02:25] ---
    He looked depressed,
[02:26] ---
    griping about the lack
    of Pekopon invasion budget.
[02:29] ---
    Or, like, bleeding money?
[02:30] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this...
[02:32] ---
    Nah, it's probably nothing at all...
[02:34] ---
    Never mind. It's a festival.
    We've got to enjoy it.
[02:37] ---
    Right.
SIGN    Festival
[02:38] ---
    C'mon! Off we go!
SIGN    Welcome to the Festival
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
[02:46] ---
    Wow!
[02:47] ---
    Your festivals here in the city
    sure are different!
[02:50] ---
    The place is completely crowded.
[02:52] ---
    Or, like, business booming?
[02:53] ---
    I wish Sarge could join us.
[02:56] ---
    I couldn't find Dororo either,
    so I thought he was with them.
[03:00] ---
    That stupid frog must've
    squandered their money.
[03:02] ---
    That's why they couldn't
     afford to come here.
[03:05] ---
    If he were here,
[03:06] ---
    he'd probably use up his
    entire allowance for the month.
SIGN    Candied Apples 200 yen
[03:09] ---
    I feel bad for having so much fun
     when he can't.
SIGN    Takoyaki (Grilled Octopus Dumplings)
[03:14] ---
    I know. Why don't we buy something
    to take home for Sarge?
SIGN    Guaranteed Tasty
[03:18] ---
    Excuse me. Can we have two orders
    of takoyaki, please?
[03:20] ---
    Sure... huh?
[03:21] ---
    Huh?
[03:22] ---
    Huh? Dororo!
[03:24] ---
    I... I... Th-Th-This is only a mask...
[03:27] ---
    What?
[03:29] ---
    C'mon, c'mon. Get your masks here.
[03:31] ---
    We've got all kinds of masks over here.
[03:34] ---
    Tamama?
[03:35] ---
    Tama? Ohh... This is only a mask, really...
[03:38] ---
    Oh, really?
[03:39] ---
    You fool. Do you mean
     to get yourself killed?
[03:41] ---
    You've got to put
    your whole weight into it.
[03:43] ---
    Right. Now, relax your elbow.
[03:45] ---
    That's it. If you were in an
    actual war zone, you'd be dead already.
[03:49] ---
    Kids these days... They don't know
    the proper way to hold a gun.
[03:52] ---
    What? N-Natsumi!
[03:55] ---
    Which means
[03:56] ---
    that stupid frog must be
    somewhere around here, as well.
[03:59] ---
    What're you talking about?
    I'm just wearing this mask...
[04:01] ---
    C'mon. How many times
    do I have to tell you?
[04:04] ---
    Listen good. When you're
    making these octopus balls,
[04:07] ---
    you only put meat in
    one out of three balls.
[04:10] ---
    If you put meat in all the balls,
    you'll cut into our profit margins.
[04:13] ---
    Uncle...
[04:15] ---
    That wasn't part of our agreement.
[04:17] ---
    I told you I would cooperate in order to
    bring joy to the faces of the kids.
[04:20] ---
    Quit whitewashing it.
    Fantasy won't help fill stomachs.
[04:24] ---
    Hey, look at that! You put
    two pieces of meat in that one ball!
[04:27] ---
    Wow. It's a Gundam mask.
[04:31] ---
    Listen, boy. Those are display only.
[04:34] ---
    All the Gundam masks are sold out.
[04:37] ---
    Here you go.
[04:37] ---
    Huh...?
[04:39] ---
    Sonny, this is a mask of a
    Conqueror Team Kero Ranger
[04:42] ---
    from a new TV series
     coming out next year.
[04:45] ---
    You're lucky to get your hands
     on this exclusive mask...
[04:47] ---
    Hold it right there!
[04:49] ---
    Why are you wreaking havoc
    on this special occasion?
SIGN    Special Apricot
[04:54] ---
    What evil plot are you up to this time?
[04:55] ---
    What's your problem, lady?
    Do you think you can really take me on?
[04:59] ---
    This is purely business.
[05:00] ---
    The livelihood of a family
[05:02] ---
    and the conquest of Pekopon
     depends on this.
[05:05] ---
    Those who get in our way...
SIGN    Dandy Frog, Osaka Style
[05:07] ---
    ...will be taken care of!
[05:10] ---
    A shady business,
    and lying to little kids.
[05:13] ---
    The heavens may turn a blind eye,
[05:16] ---
    but I, O-Natsu, will not stand here
     and let you get your way.
SIGN    Woman Power
[05:19] ---
    Natsumi-san is so cool!
[05:21] ---
    Why is she calling herself O-Natsu?
[05:23] ---
    That's a minor technicality.
[05:25] ---
    What's important is momentum!
[05:26] ---
    Festivals have a way of luring people,
SIGN    Crêpes
[05:28] ---
    including narrators like me,
    away from the everyday.
[05:32] ---
    You could say it's a
    special Festive Dimension.
[05:36] ---
    Look. It's a fight.
[05:38] ---
    Well, now... the mood around here
     has reached fever pitch in a hurry.
[05:41] ---
    I never back down
    from a challenge to fight.
[05:44] ---
    Get ready for a beating!
[05:46] ---
    Just wait a second.
[05:48] ---
    I'm not the type who takes on girls,
    or little boys for that matter.
[05:52] ---
    But I'll challenge you to one of
    our games. Think you can handle it?
[05:55] ---
    Sounds interesting.
[05:57] ---
    Okay! Well, then!
SIGN    Future Construction Site Keroro Group
SIGN    Turtle
[06:07] ---
    This is a Turtle Scooping challenge.
[06:11] ---
    If you can scoop just one small turtle
     out of the water, you win.
[06:14] ---
    But let me warn you.
    If you fail to do so...
[06:17] ---
    ...we'll use you in an alien festival.
[06:21] ---
    You'll be the bait for a
    Pekopon Scooping challenge!
[06:30] ---
    Nooooooo!
[06:34] ---
    C'mon!
[06:36] ---
    You can do it, Natsumi!
[06:38] ---
    Don't fail us, boss!
[06:40] ---
    Here. That's your scoop.
[06:43] ---
    Huh? No way. This is...
[06:46] ---
    That's a perfect top-handled scoop.
[06:48] ---
    A top-handled scoop?
SIGN    What's a top-handled scoop?
[06:49] ---
    A top-handled scoop refers to the scoop...
SIGN    Ordinary scoop
[06:50] ---
    ...with the wire handle attached
    near the top of the paper scoop.
SIGN    Top-handled Scoop
[06:55] ---
    I see...
[06:58] ---
    Or, like, unfair demand?!
[06:59] ---
    Even a tiny amount of water
     will cause it to give way!
[07:02] ---
    That's unfair.
[07:03] ---
    Okay, let's get on with this.
[07:07] ---
    Click.
[07:16] ---
    Behold our secret trick!
    Akashi Strait's Naruto Whirlpools!
SIGN    Akashi Straits Naruto Whirlpools
[07:21] ---
    That's too much!
[07:22] ---
    No one can possibly do that!
[07:23] ---
    But that's exactly the point.
[07:24] ---
    We've gotta make this episode
    as exciting as possible.
[07:27] ---
    C'mon, girl. Why don't you
    show us how to do this?
[07:32] ---
    Sis!
[07:32] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[07:38] ---
    Move with the wind,
    just like the leaves in spring...
[07:46] ---
    Don't go against the tide...
[07:48] ---
    Oh no!
[07:49] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[07:51] ---
    What the...?
[07:56] ---
    She's moving in
    perfect harmony with the tide.
[08:00] ---
    Th-That makes even the
    roughest waters as placid as a calm lake!
[08:21] ---
    I-Impossible!
[08:24] ---
    She did it! She scooped a turtle!
[08:27] ---
    All right!
[08:31] ---
    W-We concede.
[08:35] ---
    I'm not gonna take this sitting down.
SIGN    Sure Kill Move
[08:36] ---
    Stop it, boy.
[08:38] ---
    We've lost already.
    Let's just leave peacefully.
[08:42] ---
    I'm so frustrated, boss.
    Though I'm not the one who lost.
[08:46] ---
    Wait up.
[08:47] ---
    Huh?
[08:48] ---
    It's a festival tonight, remember?
[08:50] ---
    Everybody's gathered here tonight
    to join the festivities and celebrate.
[08:52] ---
    The great deities don't care whether
    we're frogs or aliens or whatever.
[08:56] ---
    As long as you behave,
    you'd better stay and enjoy
[09:00] ---
    the rest of the evening.
[09:04] ---
    N-Natsumi...
    I always knew you were...
[09:08] ---
    Lady Natsumi.
[09:10] ---
    You have such a kind and decent heart.
[09:12] ---
    We should have a festival in your name!
[09:15] ---
    Boss...
[09:18] ---
    What a touching ending.
    A story of kindness and decency.
[09:20] ---
    That's the true essence of celebration.
[09:22] ---
    They're setting up the fireworks.
[09:24] ---
    The fireworks are going up.
[09:25] ---
    Fireworks!
[09:28] ---
    That's right, sir!
[09:30] ---
    I knew something like this
    would happen.
SIGN    Visualization
[09:31] ---
    I have a trump card!
[09:33] ---
    Those fireworks contain an Alien Snake!
SIGN    Alien Snake Fireworks
SIGN    Video Simulation
[09:39] ---
    This is what would happen...
[09:47] ---
    We have not yet lost the battle.
[09:50] ---
    We have a lot riding on this, you see.
SIGN    The Villains Return
[09:54] ---
    So much for kindness and decency!
[10:00] ---
    Wait, Giroro, what are you going to do?
[10:03] ---
    We must respond in kind
    to Natsumi's kindness.
[10:10] ---
    Giroro!
[10:12] ---
    Wait, sir!
[10:18] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[10:45] ---
    Keroro Green and Giroro Red
    decorated the midsummer night sky.
[10:50] ---
    I don't think I've ever seen
    such a remarkable display of colors.
[10:54] ---
    I find the green colors so soothing.
[10:57] ---
    And the red colors are quite exhilarating.
SIGN    What?
    Eeek.
    Hot!
    I'm gonna die!
     Yikes.
[11:09] ---
    A Japanese summer.
    The Keroro Platoon's summer.
[11:13] ---
    Tamaya!
[11:14] ---
    Tamama's black coloring: unnoticed by all.
[11:25] ---
    That day, Fuyuki witnessed
    an unbelievable sight.
[11:32] ---
    Sis, here's your snack.
[11:34] ---
    Oh, thank you. Just put it there.
[11:37] ---
    Huh?
[11:38] ---
    Huh?! Sis, isn't that...
[11:41] ---
    Okay, it's done.
[11:45] ---
    A Gundam model?
[11:48] ---
    S-S-S-Sis...
[11:56] ---
    Keroro: A Radio
    to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
[12:02] ---
    Why are you suddenly
    into Gundam models?
[12:04] ---
    You see, I was listening to Mutsumi-san
    on the radio yesterday...
[12:08] ---
    How many of you out there have tried
    making Gundam plastic models?
[12:11] ---
    It's so much fun!
[12:11] ---
    He was talking about
    how much fun it really is.
[12:13] ---
    It can give you a refreshing break
    from studies or work.
[12:14] ---
    So I got to thinking,
    "Why don't I give it a try?"
[12:18] ---
    Doesn't it look cute?
[12:20] ---
    Sis... this just doesn't feel right.
[12:22] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[12:24] ---
    Sarge! What's the matter?
[12:26] ---
    Gundam models...
    all the Gundam models...
SIGN    We have sold out of Gundam plastic models. No date is set for the next delivery. We apologize.
[12:31] ---
    I couldn't find a single Gundam model
[12:33] ---
    in any of the toy stores around town.
SIGN    Sold Out Our Gundam plastic models are all sold out...
[12:35] ---
    They were all sold out wherever I went.
SIGN    Gundam Plastic Models Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out No date set for next delivery
SIGN    Gundam Plastic Models Due to popularity Sold Out
[12:38] ---
    Now that you mention it,
[12:39] ---
    there was a long line
    in the toy store I went to.
[12:42] ---
    And when I bought this,
    there were only a few left.
[12:45] ---
    How come Lady Natsumi
     has a Gundam model?
[12:47] ---
    On top of that, it's the MG 1:100 Agguy
    I've been looking for.
[12:51] ---
    I bet all of Mutsumi-san's listeners
    went out and bought them.
[12:55] ---
    I didn't realize the radio
    could be so influential.
[12:59] ---
    Radio...?
[13:03] ---
    Because of that...
SIGN    Hot Radio Operation KRR (Tentative Name) Within the Keroro Platoon Secret Base Planning Room #3
[13:05] ---
    ...I was reacquainted
    with this often overlooked,
[13:08] ---
    yet highly influential gadget
    called a "radio."
[13:10] ---
    And that's why I say we need to use
    the radio to achieve our invasion.
[13:14] ---
    Lady Mois!
[13:15] ---
    Yes, Uncle?
SIGN    Proposed Strategy Illustration 1
[13:20] ---
    By broadcasting an
    entertaining radio program,
SIGN    Proposed Strategy Illustration 2
[13:22] ---
    we'll capture the
    hearts of our audience,
SIGN    Proposed Strategy Illustration 3
[13:25] ---
    have them do whatever we like,
[13:28] ---
    and make our invasion
    a walk in the park!
[13:31] ---
    Or, like, global conquest?!
SIGN    Global Conquest
[13:33] ---
    Hmph. That's a pretty
    good plan, coming from you.
[13:36] ---
    Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?
[13:38] ---
    Not bad at all.<br>[13:39] ---
    You're so amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
[13:41] ---
    If everything works according to plan,
[13:43] ---
    all the Keroro goods we failed to sell
SIGN    Keroro Fan Keroro Water Balloons Keroro Ramune Keroro Masks
[13:45] ---
    at the festival the other night
    will sell out in a day.
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[13:52] ---
    And so begins Operation
    "Sell All the Unsold Keroro Goods."
SIGN    Hinata
[13:57] ---
    One week later...
[13:59] ---
    Sarge. Would you like some...
[14:04] ---
    I'm a little busy right now!
[14:07] ---
    Sarge is always in a hurry these days.
[14:11] ---
    Maybe he's up to something again.
[14:19] ---
    Wow...
[14:21] ---
    It looks just like the real thing, sir!
[14:23] ---
    You can always count
    on Kululu-senpai.
[14:27] ---
    It's a powerful state-of-the-art
    radio-wave transmission system.
[14:31] ---
    It can exploit
    any nearby satellite system
[14:33] ---
    and hijack any radio program
    in the world.
[14:36] ---
    We go on the air tonight!
[14:38] ---
    We'll hijack what all the women
    tune in to, Mutsumi-san's program!
[14:40] ---
    This is Operation Radio Jack, sir!
[14:45] ---
    Click.
[14:47] ---
    Looks like a rat has wandered in.
[14:51] ---
    Take him out.
[14:56] ---
    Please forgive me, Master Fuyuki.
[14:58] ---
    I have to harden my heart this time.
[15:01] ---
    He's really serious.
    This plan might actually work this time.
[15:04] ---
    I never thought any of our plans
    would actually amount to anything.
[15:10] ---
    Click.
[15:20] ---
    Operation Radio Jack is now on standby.
SIGN    Keron Army Powerful Mechanism!
[15:31] ---
    In baseball, the Rygers won
    over the Rygoes, 3 to 1.
[15:34] ---
    The winning pitcher Izawa is
[15:36] ---
    posting his fifth consecutive win,
     bringing his total to 11 wins.
[15:38] ---
    This has been the latest sports update
    on FM Kissho...
[15:40] ---
    It's about time.
[15:43] ---
    Mutsumi-san...
[15:48] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's Great Mystery Hour!
[15:54] ---
    W-What's going on here?
[15:56] ---
    This is our premiere broadcast.
[15:58] ---
    A pleasant evening to everyone out there.
[15:59] ---
    This is your radio personality
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[16:03] ---
    I'm Princess Mois, the assistant.
[16:05] ---
    This is Tamama, creative writer.
[16:06] ---
    Just the other day,
    I was taking a walk
[16:10] ---
    when suddenly,
    this dog came running after me.
[16:11] ---
    I almost fell in a ditch, but luckily...
[16:12] ---
    Hey, Dororo, isn't that your friend talking?
[16:18] ---
    Come out, you stupid frog!
    I know you're in there! Now get out!
[16:29] ---
    Sis.
[16:31] ---
    Fuyuki...
[16:31] ---
    Let me introduce our new segment,
    "Aliens You Wouldn't Want Around."
[16:38] ---
    Our first letter comes from Tokyo
    by someone who goes by the handle
[16:41] ---
    "The Most Dangerous Guy in Space,"
[16:44] ---
    and for him, this is the alien
    he wouldn't want around!
[16:46] ---
    One who saves all his money just
    to buy Gundam plastic model kits...
[16:50] ---
    Is he talking about me here?
    What's going on?
[16:53] ---
    Now, now, Mr. Sergeant.
    Get a hold of yourself.
[16:55] ---
    We're live on air, Uncle...
[16:57] ---
    O-Oh yeah... of course.
    I was only kidding. I wasn't really angry.
[17:02] ---
    Why don't we read the next letter?
[17:04] ---
    It's from Tokyo and it's
    from "A Fan of the Sergeant."
[17:07] ---
    His undesirable alien is
    "the easily flattered type, who befriends"
[17:10] ---
    "the daughter of the King \f Terror
    from the Sky. Uh huh."
[17:14] ---
    Wait a minute...
[17:15] ---
    This sounds like it was written
    by Tamama! So it's me, again!
[17:18] ---
    Uncle, radio, radio!
[17:18] ---
    You've gotta be kidding!
[17:20] ---
    O-Oh, yeah... I'm just kidding.
    I'm not angry at all.
[17:25] ---
    Whoa!
[17:26] ---
    "The alien I wouldn't want around is..."
[17:28] ---
    "One who breaks your toy but
    keeps it a secret from you all your life."
[17:31] ---
    "One who is only a friend
    when he needs something from you."
[17:34] ---
    "One who does not look for you
    when you get separated from the team."
[17:37] ---
    One who...
[17:37] ---
    Stop it! That's enough!
[17:39] ---
    Uncle, radio, radio!
[17:41] ---
    Y-Yes... right...
    I'm just kidding. I'm not angry.
[17:45] ---
    Well, let's go on to the next letter...
[17:47] ---
    Oh, here. Why don't we try this one...
[17:47] ---
    Who would actually
    want to listen to this?
[17:49] ---
    More and more are tuning in!
[17:52] ---
    It seems our listeners like what they hear.
[17:53] ---
    They're behaving exactly the way
    they always behave around here.
[17:56] ---
    Other people might find it funny.
[17:58] ---
    We'll pause for a short commercial break.
    When we come back,
[18:01] ---
    we'll be chatting with a
    very big celebrity guest right here.
[18:04] ---
    Huh?
[18:07] ---
    Uncle. Who is that
    very big celebrity guest?
[18:12] ---
    Who else would we have
    as our celebrity guest?
[18:14] ---
    It's her!
[18:18] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
[18:19] ---
    Is Sumomo-chan coming all the way here?
[18:21] ---
    Of course not.
    She doesn't have to be here at all.
[18:24] ---
    She won't be seen anyway,
    so all we need is to imitate her voice.
[18:26] ---
    Really?
[18:27] ---
    Wait a minute here.
[18:28] ---
    You're saying we'll deliberately
     mislead our listeners.
[18:31] ---
    Oh, c'mon... Why don't you
     lighten up a bit, huh?
[18:34] ---
    But where would we get someone
     to imitate her voice?
[18:37] ---
    I've thought of that.
[18:38] ---
    Under normal circumstances, I,
    the platoon leader, would do it myself,
[18:42] ---
    but since I'm the host, I can't do it.
[18:44] ---
    Lady Mois can't, either,
    because she's the assistant.
[18:47] ---
    Tamama probably still isn't
    experienced enough for this task.
[18:49] ---
    So that means...
[18:52] ---
    Huh?
[18:53] ---
    Corporal Giroro, I order you to
    take on the role of Sumomo-chan!
[18:56] ---
    What? ME?!
[18:57] ---
    That's an order, Corporal.
[18:59] ---
    B-But that's not...
[19:01] ---
    Once you capture the hearts of
    the listeners, all you have to say is,
[19:04] ---
    "Please hand over Pekopon to us."
[19:06] ---
    Just beg in a cute voice
     over the radio,
[19:07] ---
    and I'm sure we'll be able to accomplish
    our goal of conquering Pekopon.
[19:12] ---
    A-Are you sure?
[19:13] ---
    Hurry up and make up your minds already.
[19:16] ---
    We'll soon be back on the air.
[19:18] ---
    You don't have to sound like her.
[19:19] ---
    Just say you have a cold, and
    they won't know it's not the real thing.
[19:22] ---
    But this is all so sudden.
    I need time to absorb this...
[19:26] ---
    We're back, and we have in
    the studio the biggest star
[19:29] ---
    in the whole universe.
    It's Sumomo-chan!
[19:34] ---
    U-Uh...
[19:36] ---
    Hello... I'm Sumomo...
[19:39] ---
    Hello there, Sumomo-chan!
    You look cute as ever.
[19:41] ---
    That's Giroro...
[19:43] ---
    Do you have a cold?
    Your voice sounds really raspy.
[19:45] ---
    I'm sorry to hear that you're sick and all.
[19:47] ---
    But that won't stop me
    from asking you tons of questions.
[19:50] ---
    Why don't we start with an icebreaker?
[19:52] ---
    What's your favorite color?
[19:54] ---
    I-It's red.
[19:55] ---
    You seem to be a little
    too tense, Sumomo-chan.
[19:58] ---
    Relax, relax.
[20:00] ---
    Let's have Mois-chan
     ask the next question.
[20:03] ---
    Let me see... what's your most
    valued possession at the moment?
[20:06] ---
    My inertia-controlling
    rocket launcher.
[20:11] ---
    No, I mean, uhm...
    m-my dreams, I guess...
[20:16] ---
    Well, isn't that a cute answer? Dreams.
[20:18] ---
    We should all value our dreams.
[20:20] ---
    Let's move on to the next question.
[20:21] ---
    So what have you been up to these days?
[20:24] ---
    Walk-crawl-run training every day.
[20:29] ---
    N-No... I mean... I've been
    collecting all kinds of Keroro goods.
[20:33] ---
    Oooh!
[20:35] ---
    Keroro goods are really great!
[20:36] ---
    They're so cute, those Keroro goods.
[20:39] ---
    I've even heard that Keroro goods can
    help lower your cholesterol!
[20:46] ---
    The ratings have started dropping!
[20:48] ---
    Or, like, total freefall?!
[20:49] ---
    Okay, enough of the soft questions.
[20:53] ---
    It's time for some hardcore stuff.
[20:58] ---
    When you take a bath, which
    part of your body do you soap first?
[21:14] ---
    The nape of my neck.
[21:16] ---
    The nape...
[21:18] ---
    The nape...
[21:20] ---
    The nape...
[21:29] ---
    Operation "Sell All the Unsold
    Keroro Goods" failed miserably.
SIGN    Failure
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Giroro.
[23:08] ---
    I hope you aren't all slacking off
    just because it's summer vacation.
[23:12] ---
    Warriors must polish their own
    weapons, even on their days off.
[23:15] ---
    Come on. There's not enough shine.
    One. Two. One. Two.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that.
[23:19] ---
    Next time, we'll encounter
    some mysteries of the seas.
[23:22] ---
    Well, Master Fuyuki will.
[23:23] ---
    "Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E20 - Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir! / Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    The ocean.
[01:34] ---
    It's home to a countless
    number of life forms.
[01:38] ---
    Oceans cover about 70% of Earth.
[01:45] ---
    In short, if we take control of the seas,
[01:47] ---
    our Pekopon invasion will
    immediately end with success.
[01:53] ---
    He sounds convincing for once.
[01:57] ---
    I wish the seas were made up of cola.
SIGN    Certificate of Appreciation Mr. Keroro...
[02:01] ---
    I'll join in, as long as you guys
    promise me you'll preserve nature.
[02:05] ---
    Huh...?
[02:06] ---
    Uncle?
SIGN    Revived
[02:10] ---
    It seems I have gotten everyone
    to agree with my proposal.
[02:12] ---
    We will now proceed with
    Operation: Take Over the Seas First.
[02:17] ---
    Yay yay yay yay!
[02:21] ---
    I believe that we should consider
    the effects on the environment...
SIGN    Gegegegege...
[02:25] ---
    If we succeed in taking over the seas,
[02:27] ---
    we'll be able to enjoy summery events
[02:29] ---
    at the beach whenever we want.
[02:32] ---
    But first, let's go through
    our usual routine.
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[02:40] ---
    It would seem strange
    if I didn't join them...
SIGN    Dorodorodoro...
[02:45] ---
    Well, that was fun.
    Now, down to business.
[02:48] ---
    Huh?
[02:54] ---
    However, they were still unaware...
[02:57] ---
    ...of the truly terrifying nature of the sea.
[03:04] ---
    Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir!
[03:11] ---
    How is it? Can you get it working?
[03:13] ---
    I don't think so.
    We'll have to take it to a shop.
[03:15] ---
    No way! You promised
    we'd go to the beach!
[03:18] ---
    What about the swimming pool?
[03:20] ---
    Awww, but it's always crowded.
[03:22] ---
    No, I mean the one in the basement.
[03:24] ---
    The basement?
[03:26] ---
    Oh, yes!
[03:28] ---
    Mom's right. This pool is all ours.
SIGN    Pool
[03:30] ---
    If anyone's there,
    it'll be just a few stupid frogs.
SIGN    Under Repair
[03:34] ---
    Huh?
[03:36] ---
    Huh?
[03:40] ---
    A Keron army submarine,
    the Roadranger.
SIGN    Keron Army Submarine, Roadranger
[03:45] ---
    Huh?
[03:46] ---
    Who says we can't
    enjoy conquering Pekopon?
[03:49] ---
    So, Mr. Sergeant,
    where should we go first?
[03:51] ---
    I was thinking, maybe the popular
    Matsuzaki Beach in Izu first...
[03:54] ---
    Huh?
[03:54] ---
    Oh, it's Lady Natsumi.
[03:56] ---
    What did you just say?
[03:58] ---
    The beach, ma'am.
[03:59] ---
    Our proud Roadranger will take us...
[04:04] ---
    W-Would you care to join us?
[04:07] ---
    Yes!
[04:09] ---
    Given the long history of sea creatures...
[04:13] ---
    ...it's highly likely that
    they should have their own
[04:15] ---
    unique pattern of evolution.
SIGN    Unusual Happenings at Factory Drain Sites Deep Sea Crabs Latch on to...
[04:17] ---
    Hmm...
[04:19] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki.
[04:20] ---
    For his school project
    of the summer, he's chosen
[04:22] ---
    "The Possibility of Unknown
    Intelligent Life in the Deep Sea."
[04:29] ---
    It's no good.
    I need more reference material.
[04:33] ---
    If only I could investigate
    the deep sea myself...
[04:35] ---
    Fuyuki!
[04:36] ---
    We're going to the beach! C'mon!
[04:37] ---
    I thought the car was broken.
[04:39] ---
    Wow...
[04:42] ---
    If I'm not mistaken, it's a submarine!
[04:46] ---
    This can take us to the beach?
[04:49] ---
    This pool supposedly
    connects directly to the sea.
[04:53] ---
    Welcome to our state-of-the-art
    submarine, the Roadranger.
SIGN    Captain Keroro
[04:57] ---
    Sergeant.
[04:58] ---
    This ship can take us to any of the seven
    seas and bring us back in the same day.
[05:04] ---
    If that's true, I can research
    any place I want to.
SIGN    Roadranger, Primary Bridge
[05:09] ---
    I knew things like this would happen,
    so the ship interior was made spacious.
[05:13] ---
    Natsumi-san!
SIGN    Primary Bridge, Guest Cabin
[05:15] ---
    Oh! Koyuki-chan!
[05:16] ---
    I'm going with you.
[05:18] ---
    You're always welcome.
[05:19] ---
    Hey, Keroro.
[05:21] ---
    Is this really part of our invasion plan?
[05:23] ---
    Of course, sir.
[05:24] ---
    But wouldn't it be more fun
    for you to go with our friends?
[05:28] ---
    Why would it be?
[05:29] ---
    Besides which, why does an
    invasion need to be fun?
[05:33] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-san!
     Can I see your swimsuit?
[05:39] ---
    Get a grip, Giroro-kun!
[05:42] ---
    Yes, sir.
[05:47] ---
    All hands, prepare for diving.
[05:50] ---
    Ready to dive!
[05:51] ---
    Close the hatch.
[05:52] ---
    Hatch closed!
[05:54] ---
    Open vents. Descend slowly.
[05:56] ---
    Opening the vents.
[06:04] ---
    All systems go!
[06:05] ---
    Ready for launch!
[06:08] ---
    Open the gate.
[06:10] ---
    Opening the gate!
[06:18] ---
    Roadranger, launch!
[06:20] ---
    Launch!
[06:53] ---
    We're here.
[06:54] ---
    The anti-barrier is working perfectly.
[06:57] ---
    Wow. We actually made it.
[07:00] ---
    We can do whatever
    we want without being seen.
[07:05] ---
    Yahoo!
[07:11] ---
    Everyone, come on in!
[07:13] ---
    Uh, I just came to do a little research...
[07:14] ---
    Fuyuki, you still haven't
    learned to swim, right?
[07:19] ---
    I'm gonna make real sure
    you learn this time.
[07:26] ---
    Now, are you ready...
[07:28] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan...?
[07:30] ---
    Ninja Art: Substitution Jutsu!
[07:33] ---
    That was close...
[07:35] ---
    Huh.
[07:36] ---
    Get wet.
[07:39] ---
    W-What's going on?
[07:40] ---
    Using that special float,
[07:42] ---
    you're sure to learn
    how to swim this summer.
[07:44] ---
    B-But I...
[07:45] ---
    All for the low price of 1,000,000 yen.
[07:47] ---
    Its ion propulsion will
    take it up to 100 knots, and...
[07:50] ---
    Huh? I'm not done with
    my commercial yet.
[07:54] ---
    Attention!
[07:56] ---
    In line with our
    Operation: Take Over the Seas First,
[07:59] ---
    we shall recon the surroundings.
[08:01] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[08:02] ---
    Sir!
[08:03] ---
    You are to stay in the sub,
    in case of emergency.
[08:06] ---
    Roger.
[08:07] ---
    Okay, men. Let's get working.
[08:09] ---
    Roger.
[08:13] ---
    That was mean, Sarge.
[08:19] ---
    I'm drowning! I'm drowning! Help me!
[08:22] ---
    Huh?
[08:25] ---
    I can stand up...
[08:28] ---
    Huh?
[08:34] ---
    Th-There's nothing funny about it!
[08:39] ---
    Huh?
[08:40] ---
    What's the matter?
[08:42] ---
    Hey, you.
[08:46] ---
    Oh...
[08:53] ---
    At first glance, it seems
    peaceful here.
[08:55] ---
    But for some reason,
    I have a presentiment...
[09:00] ---
    Hey, you.
[09:08] ---
    All right, that should do it.
[09:13] ---
    Huh?
[09:16] ---
    Sh-She's so pretty...
[09:19] ---
    She doesn't look Japanese.
    I wonder where she's from.
[09:23] ---
    Those beautiful azure eyes
     are so attractive.
[09:35] ---
    This is the life, I tell you.
[09:36] ---
    Yes, it is.
[09:38] ---
    I think I could get used to this.
[09:41] ---
    I had to leave Giroro behind,
    because he's such a spoilsport.
[09:43] ---
    Yes, he is.
[09:45] ---
    We've been at this for two hours now.
[09:49] ---
    I think I see the light...
[09:55] ---
    I'm back to my sparkling self!
[10:01] ---
    Okay, men. It's time to
    proceed with our plans.
[10:04] ---
    Yup, our preliminary
    investigation's done.
[10:06] ---
    Man, that was a tiring job.
[10:10] ---
    Some people can be so disgusting.
[10:13] ---
    Don't they know all life comes from the sea?
[10:21] ---
    Oh, thank you very much.
[10:27] ---
    Hey, don't push yourself.
    Your hand is injured.
[10:38] ---
    Huh?
[10:41] ---
    Oh...
[10:44] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[10:47] ---
    S-Sergeant...
[10:50] ---
    I guess she won't see them
    because of the anti-barrier.
[10:52] ---
    We're gonna dive deep into the ocean!
[10:55] ---
    You're gonna dive?
[10:56] ---
    Wait! I'm going with you!
[10:58] ---
    Huh?
[11:03] ---
    I'm sorry, but I have to do something.
[11:07] ---
    Don't you worry. I'll get rid
    of all the trash we collected.
[11:13] ---
    Huh?
[11:17] ---
    Huh?
[11:23] ---
    Sorry, but I need to see
    the bottom of the ocean.
[11:29] ---
    Wait for me, Sergeant!
[11:34] ---
    Even with the anti-barrier
    working perfectly,
[11:37] ---
    the eyes of this girl follow every move
    of the Keroro Platoon sub.
[11:42] ---
    Just who is this girl?
[11:54] ---
    Japan is bounded by
    multiple continental plates.
[11:59] ---
    The topography of its
    ocean depths is diverse.
[12:09] ---
    For your information,
    this is a continental shelf,
[12:12] ---
    which is a shallow underwater plain
    surrounding a continent.
[12:16] ---
    How does this look?
[12:17] ---
    That's perfect, captain.
[12:23] ---
    Is this all it takes to invade someplace?
[12:27] ---
    Yes, according to the universal space law.
[12:29] ---
    Those who have a problem
    with it just remove the flag.
[12:33] ---
    At this rate, we can
    conquer all seven seas in no time.
[12:37] ---
    I don't think it'll be that easy...
[12:39] ---
    Straight ahead, sirs!
[12:46] ---
    Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!
[12:56] ---
    Wow. It looks exactly as in the books.
[13:00] ---
    I'm actually at the bottom of
    the ocean. It's like a dream.
[13:06] ---
    I definitely feel like I'm dreaming.
[13:21] ---
    There's a sudden drop.
[13:23] ---
    This is a continental slope.
[13:25] ---
    Hey, hey. Don't leave me behind.
[13:29] ---
    Continental plains,
[13:31] ---
    which sunlight cannot reach,
    make up half the Earth's surface.
[13:35] ---
    Look. Over there.
    Those mountains with flat peaks.
[13:38] ---
    Those were islands a long
    time ago. Those are called Guyots.
[13:55] ---
    Depth at 5,000.
[14:03] ---
    We'll soon reach one of the world's
     most famous trenches,
[14:06] ---
    the Izu Ogasawara Trench.
[14:17] ---
    Depth at 5,500.
[14:19] ---
    If there are highly evolved
    life forms under the ocean,
[14:19] ---
    All systems go, captain!
[14:21] ---
    Maintain descent, sir.
[14:23] ---
    this would be the most likely place to find
    them, where man has not been before.
[14:23] ---
    Maintaining descent, captain.
[14:25] ---
    Ready the diving suits.
[14:26] ---
    On standby!
[14:28] ---
    Sergeant!
[14:30] ---
    Keron Army, official rental suit.
[14:32] ---
    Handles intense water pressure
    or extreme temperatures.
[14:37] ---
    Are you ready?
[14:38] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[14:39] ---
    Blast off!
[14:47] ---
    I can't see anything... I can't even
    figure out which way is up or down.
[14:52] ---
    It's a whole world of pitch black.
[15:09] ---
    There couldn't possibly be highly evolved
    life forms in a place like this.
[15:15] ---
    Nothing could survive here.
[15:22] ---
    Multiple sonar contacts!
    Presumed hostile.
[15:26] ---
    Turn back.
[15:27] ---
    Huh?
[15:28] ---
    We are the Nontolma.
[15:31] ---
    I hear a voice through my body.
[15:35] ---
    We are the Nontolma.
[15:37] ---
    Nontolma? An intelligent life form?
[15:40] ---
    The bottom of the ocean
    is the territory of the Nontolma.
[15:43] ---
    Did he say "Nontolma"?
[15:45] ---
    Nontolma...
[15:48] ---
    Oh, yeah! I remember!
[15:49] ---
    That's how my grandfather
    used to refer to Pekoponians.
[15:54] ---
    You mean, Pekoponians
    are actually called Nontolma?
[15:59] ---
    What could this mean?
[16:12] ---
    We're completely surrounded.
[16:14] ---
    So Nontolma and Pekoponians
    aren't one and the same.
[16:18] ---
    Captain. We'd better get
    Fukki back here fast.
[16:21] ---
    Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
[16:23] ---
    Hey! That's the torpedo launch button!
[16:26] ---
    Gero!
[16:36] ---
    Direct hits.
SIGN    We're in deep trouble.
[16:41] ---
    I-It's... It's...
    It's a total victory for us!
[16:45] ---
    Our invasion plan is a great success!
[16:51] ---
    Hey. Not one of them suffered a scratch.
[16:53] ---
    What?
[16:55] ---
    Impossible!
[16:55] ---
    That was a direct hit
    from our high-speed torpedoes!
[16:59] ---
    Strong energy signals fast approaching.
[17:08] ---
    Severe damage to the tertiary bridge.
[17:10] ---
    That one's just for show.
[17:11] ---
    A second wave is coming.
[17:13] ---
    Tell me that sooner!
SIGN    Warning
SIGN    In a Real Pinch
[17:19] ---
    R-Retreat. Surface immediately.
    Blow the main tank.
[17:29] ---
    S-Sergeant!
[17:35] ---
    Sergeant!
[17:44] ---
    That was real close.
[17:46] ---
    Huh?
[17:47] ---
    What's the matter?
[17:50] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[17:54] ---
    Don't tell me we lost him down there?!
[17:57] ---
    What do we do now, captain?
[17:59] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[18:00] ---
    You must live on...!
[18:03] ---
    This is not the time for your theatrics!
[18:05] ---
    We're going back down there.
[18:07] ---
    That's right.
[18:08] ---
    We can't do that.
[18:10] ---
    Our emergency blow just now
    completely damaged the vents.
[18:14] ---
    What?
[18:26] ---
    This was all... a big mistake...
[18:30] ---
    Man was not meant to come here at all...
[18:37] ---
    A real megalodon.
[18:40] ---
    It looks just like in the books.
[18:49] ---
    This boy must be saved.
[18:54] ---
    He loves the sea. He's no
    different from all of us here.
[19:03] ---
    What... a mermaid?
[19:16] ---
    It's her!
[19:17] ---
    Don't forget...
[19:19] ---
    Huh?
[19:20] ---
    Don't forget...
[19:22] ---
    ...that all life originates from the sea.
[19:27] ---
    Don't forget that...
[19:34] ---
    Huh?
[19:35] ---
    Are you all right, Fuyuki-dono?
[19:36] ---
    Dororo.
[19:38] ---
    Where am I?
[19:39] ---
    I found you washed ashore.
[19:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[19:44] ---
    Oh.
[19:45] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Are you all right?
[19:48] ---
    I was so worried about you!
[19:51] ---
    Sergeant...
[19:52] ---
    Where have you been, Fuyuki?
[19:55] ---
    I think it's best we all went home now.
[19:57] ---
    Or, like, homeward journey?
[20:00] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Trash Bag
[20:13] ---
    I'll be just a minute.
    I just need to clean up a bit.
[20:18] ---
    All life here on Earth
    came from the sea, after all.
[20:22] ---
    I completely agree.
[20:23] ---
    C'mon, Natsumi-san.
    Why don't we join them?
[20:26] ---
    O-Okay.
[20:27] ---
    We should all take care of our seas.
[20:29] ---
    Or, like, eco friendly?
SIGN    Trash Bag
[20:36] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[20:38] ---
    Look! Look over there!
[20:45] ---
    No! Our flags...
[20:47] ---
    Our operation was another bust.
    Fish them all out.
[20:51] ---
    Look over there! The first star!
[20:56] ---
    Wow...
[21:02] ---
    There was a period before our time
[21:06] ---
    when highly evolved beings on land
    decided to go back to the sea.
[21:09] ---
    They live deep in the ocean,
    avoiding any contact with mankind.
[21:16] ---
    But...
[21:18] ---
    ...if we continue to threaten
    their existence here on Earth...
[21:22] ---
    ...the Nontolma might someday
    turn their wrath on human beings.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Fuyuki.
[23:08] ---
    There are many mysteries
    still hidden from us in the ocean.
[23:11] ---
    It's amazing, and rather frightening.
[23:14] ---
    Well, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
[23:16] ---
    Sergeant Keroro told me to say that,
[23:18] ---
    but is that quoting someone?
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that! The next episode
    is all about ecology.
[23:22] ---
    "Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Two heartwarming episodes!
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E21 - Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir! / Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir!
[01:38] ---
    It was a sunny day of August,
     in the year 2004.
[01:42] ---
    Temperatures reached 37.8 °C.
[01:45] ---
    Wind velocity: zero.
    Discomfort index: 89. Simply put...
[01:49] ---
    ...it was too darn hot.
[01:52] ---
    This heat may seem unbearable.
[01:53] ---
    But... compared to the scorching
    ceramic desert battlefields
SIGN    Heat from the sun
SIGN    Reflected heat
[01:56] ---
    of the planet Heboron,
SIGN    Heat from the ground
SIGN    Heat from the air conditioner
[01:58] ---
    this isn't... this isn't...
[02:02] ---
    This isn't...
[02:05] ---
    This must be how heaven feels.
[02:11] ---
    Sis, have some juice.
[02:13] ---
    It's too cold!
     Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
[02:16] ---
    What're you talking about, Fuyuki?
[02:18] ---
    It's a waste not to use what you have.
[02:20] ---
    Well, I guess...
[02:21] ---
    Thank you.
[02:25] ---
    It really hits the spot.
[02:29] ---
    W-Water...
[02:38] ---
    Super Natsumi of the Pekopon forces
    to the rescue!
[02:42] ---
    Rock punch.
[02:44] ---
    Megaton kick.
[02:48] ---
    That's enough.
[02:50] ---
    You must be the evil leader,
     Sergeant Keroro.
[02:53] ---
    Take her down.
[02:57] ---
    Nooooo!
[03:00] ---
    Now, all that will be left
    of Super Natsumi will be mush.
[03:02] ---
    What an uplifting turn of events, isn't it?
[03:05] ---
    It's amazing what
     computer graphics can do.
[03:11] ---
    Night after sleepless night
    of working for a whole week.
[03:14] ---
    The Keroro Platoon promotional
    video will soon be finished.
[03:18] ---
    When we offer it on
    alien internet shopping,
[03:20] ---
    I'm certain it'll sell like hotcakes!
[03:28] ---
    Let's get down to the
    finishing touches of the video.
[03:31] ---
    A-All right. Go ahead.
[03:38] ---
    Well, I'm glad you decided
    to meet here in this coffee shop.
[03:42] ---
    I don't have air conditioning at home.
[03:43] ---
    When we finally publish
    this debut work of yours,
[03:46] ---
    I'm sure you'll earn enough to buy one.
    I see great potential in you.
[03:51] ---
    I'll do my best!
[03:53] ---
    Well, let's get started, shall we?
[03:54] ---
    First, let's discuss the intro sequence.
[03:56] ---
    Sure.
[03:57] ---
    And so, it seemed as though
[03:59] ---
    this hot day in summer
    would pass without any incident.
SIGN    Kurukurukuru... Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
[04:02] ---
    But...
[04:06] ---
    Tragedy will strike whenever
    you least expect to find it present.
SIGN    Tragedy will strike Whenever you least expect To find it present.
[04:11] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Kurukurukuru... Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
[04:18] ---
    What happened?
[04:19] ---
    It's a power failure.
[04:23] ---
    Where's the data? Where's the data
    for our promotional video?
[04:25] ---
    O-O-Of course, the data was
    s-s-saved before this blackout...
[04:27] ---
    Right? Right? Right?
[04:31] ---
    Sorry, I forgot to do that.
SIGN    Dramatization
[04:40] ---
    It sure is dark in here.
[04:41] ---
    It's getting hot...
[04:43] ---
    It must be some kind of
    power failure. Hinata-san...?
[04:47] ---
    You know... I think you need to develop
    this character a little bit more.
[04:52] ---
    Like, give him a dark side, even
    though he may not look like that.
[04:56] ---
    Oh... of course!
     That's a great idea.
[05:01] ---
    Yes, yes...
[05:04] ---
    It's so hot. It's just too hot.
[05:07] ---
    When will this power failure finally end?
[05:11] ---
    Oh yeah, Fuyuki. You know
    that electric fan in the closet?
[05:14] ---
    Why don't you bring it here?
[05:16] ---
    Huh?!
[05:17] ---
    Hey, Sis, there's a
     power failure right now.
[05:19] ---
    How can we use an electric fan?!
[05:23] ---
    I can't take it any longer. Somebody help!
[05:27] ---
    I hear!
[05:31] ---
    There's someone crying for help.
[05:33] ---
    Her voice sounds so heartbreaking!
[05:41] ---
    We'll go in the direction of that lovely
    but agonizing voice asking for help.
[05:45] ---
    We'll go to the ends of
    the Earth for those in need.
[05:49] ---
    Koyuki-no-jou, humbly intruding!
[05:52] ---
    Likewise, Dororo! My pleasure!
[05:55] ---
    Why did you come from there?
[05:57] ---
    What's the matter with you, Natsumi-san?
[05:58] ---
    Do you have a stomachache
    from eating too much cold food?
[06:01] ---
    No, it's the power failure...
[06:03] ---
    Power failure?
[06:04] ---
    Huh? There's no blackout at your house?
[06:06] ---
    We don't have any use for electricity.
[06:09] ---
    Really? But we're in the 21st century.
[06:13] ---
    It doesn't matter which century we're in.
[06:15] ---
    A ninja relies only on three things:
    heaven, earth, and people.
[06:18] ---
    The heat of summer... the cold of
    winter... those are of no consequence.
[06:22] ---
    You really are amazing, Koyuki-chan.
[06:25] ---
    I don't think I could
    last a day longer in this heat.
[06:28] ---
    If that's your only problem,
    let this humble servant take care of it!
[06:32] ---
    Huh?
[06:35] ---
    Uncle! I brought you something!
[06:38] ---
    Huh?
[06:44] ---
    Uncle, are you all right?
    Who did this to you?
[06:48] ---
    Oh... Lady Mois, the truth is...
[06:51] ---
    The promotional video data was lost?
[06:55] ---
    There's no need to worry about that.
[06:58] ---
    I actually saved a copy of
    your video here in my cell phone.
SIGN    The state-of-the art model! With a large built-in memory!
[07:08] ---
    Lady Mois!
[07:10] ---
    Uncle!
[07:19] ---
    K-Keroro... Now is our chance.
[07:22] ---
    J-Just look at the Pekoponians.
[07:25] ---
    This power failure has
    made them all panicked.
[07:29] ---
    This is the perfect time for us to...
[07:32] ---
    I'm talking to you,
    you disrespectful brat!
SIGN    *audible from space
SIGN    Scream
[07:49] ---
    Thank you very much.
[07:52] ---
    I really wish I could
    close shop early today... but...
[07:56] ---
    The way it is now,
[07:56] ---
    there's no motivation for the
    heroine to do something like that.
[07:59] ---
    I see. Maybe I'll put these
    three pages in the first half,
[08:02] ---
    and add a little more detail
    when she first appears.
[08:04] ---
    Yes, that'll make it much better!
[08:05] ---
    Oh, boy...
[08:07] ---
    This is amazing.
[08:09] ---
    Who would've thought
    these would be set up out here?
[08:12] ---
    But why isn't the water cold?
[08:15] ---
    Didn't I tell you, Natsumi-san?
    Just let me take care of everything.
[08:20] ---
    Huh. What's going on?
[08:26] ---
    Ninja Art: Such-and-Such
    Why Not no Jutsu!
[08:34] ---
    Wow, that was all a blur...
[08:37] ---
    This sure feels good.
[08:39] ---
    A cold compress after a hot bath
    really hits the spot.
[08:41] ---
    It's the best cooling trick.
[08:44] ---
    Oh?
[08:45] ---
    But there's still more.
[08:47] ---
    Huh?
[08:51] ---
    They're finally here.
[08:53] ---
    We are all ready for you.
[08:55] ---
    Wow...
[08:57] ---
    Help yourself, Sis.
[08:59] ---
    It's beautiful.
[09:06] ---
    Clear the mind of worries, and even fire
    shall feel like the breeze of spring.
[09:11] ---
    Even if you don't have
    any modern conveniences,
[09:13] ---
    as long as you feel good inside,
    you can overcome any challenges.
[09:16] ---
    Yes, I see it now.
[09:18] ---
    Now, look up above.
[09:19] ---
    Huh?
[09:20] ---
    Wow...
[09:23] ---
    It's amazing how much you
    can see when there are no lights.
[09:38] ---
    It's good!
[09:39] ---
    All right! This is great!
[09:41] ---
    Looks like you'll be able
    to buy an air conditioner...
[09:46] ---
    Really? So that means you
    won't be coming here anymore?
[09:51] ---
    N-No, no. I'll always
    come here, no matter what.
[09:53] ---
    Maybe I should just
    reject your work.
[09:56] ---
    What?! Please don't!
SIGN    Nishizawa Peach Group
[10:06] ---
    Please hurry, Paul.
[10:07] ---
    There's no emergency power generator
    like ours at Fuyuki-kun's home.
[10:10] ---
    So I'm sure he's having
    a hard time right now.
[10:13] ---
    We have to get this portable
    generator to him as soon as we can.
[10:16] ---
    Yes, milady.
[10:18] ---
    The truth is, the darkness is a
    perfect opportunity to...
[10:22] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[10:23] ---
    It's all right, Nishizawa-san!
[10:26] ---
    This is getting me fired up!
[10:28] ---
    Isn't it pretty?
[10:37] ---
    Oh, it went out.
[10:39] ---
    Paul?
[10:41] ---
    Looks like they don't need the generator.
[10:44] ---
    Um... good evening.
[10:46] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[10:47] ---
    C'mon, Momoka-chan!
     Join us in lighting these sparklers!
SIGN    Nishizawa Peach Group
[10:49] ---
    Can I? I'd love to.
[10:52] ---
    Which one do you want?
[10:55] ---
    And this is how a rather unusual
    summer day came to an end.
[11:01] ---
    Several days later...
[11:04] ---
    The accident from the other day
    served as a lesson for us.
[11:08] ---
    And so we finally succeeded in developing
    a state-of-the-art power generator system.
[11:14] ---
    Wind power from this gigantic industrial fan!
[11:17] ---
    Hydroelectric power from this water pump!
[11:21] ---
    And thermal power from electric stoves.
[11:25] ---
    Th-This is fantastic.
[11:28] ---
    I'm gonna call it our...
    Electric Power Generator.
SIGN    Electric Power Generator
[11:30] ---
    This is a momentous moment.
    Everyone, witness the... plug in!
[11:33] ---
    Wow...
[11:39] ---
    Check the breaker.
[11:49] ---
    Summer is the season when people
    go back home for a visit.
[11:55] ---
    Hey, this old cheapo isn't half bad.
[11:59] ---
    Let's see how it can do.
[12:01] ---
    Hey, behind us!
[12:03] ---
    What's the matter?
[12:04] ---
    That's the legendary "Red Comet,"
[12:06] ---
    which has never lost a single
    drift race on this mountain road.
[12:08] ---
    What? I'd better just give way
    and let them pass.
[12:11] ---
    What the...! Look ahead!
[12:22] ---
    Our cheap used car...
[12:24] ---
    Aw, man...
[12:25] ---
    Is it just me? All the cars in front
    seem to have been letting us pass.
[12:31] ---
    I wonder myself.
[12:32] ---
    It's been a long time
    since we last visited Grandma.
[12:45] ---
    Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!
[12:51] ---
    Maybe we should have brought
    the sergeant and his friends along.
[12:55] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
    It's a family gathering.
[12:57] ---
    Why would you want
    that stupid frog here?
[13:05] ---
    Don't mind us. We're all
    just baggage in here.
[13:08] ---
    Yup, yup.
[13:09] ---
    Mom. Back up a bit.
[13:13] ---
    What the heck are you doing here?!
[13:16] ---
    Well... because...
[13:18] ---
    It's unfair that you leave us behind
    when you travel!
[13:22] ---
    And what's the idea,
    not being invisible?
[13:24] ---
    Our anti-barriers are out of batteries.
[13:26] ---
    In any case,
[13:28] ---
    stay inside that shed until
    we leave tomorrow. Understood?
[13:36] ---
    So even tantrums don't work.
[13:38] ---
    Of course not.
[13:39] ---
    Don't you feel a little sorry for them?
[13:41] ---
    Of course not.
[13:42] ---
    What if Grandma sees them
     and suffers a fit?
[13:46] ---
    You know, she might not.
[13:48] ---
    What?
[13:49] ---
    Well, here we are.
[13:51] ---
    Wow... this sure brings back memories!
[13:57] ---
    Mother, I'm home. It's Aki.
[14:00] ---
    Hey, she just leaves the door unlocked?
[14:02] ---
    I guess you don't have to
    worry about intruders over here.
[14:05] ---
    Mom? Hm?
SIGN    Gone to pick some wild plants. - Grandma Akina
[14:08] ---
    "Gone to pick some wild plants."
[14:12] ---
    Still healthy and strong, as always.
[14:14] ---
    Did you find Grandma?
[14:21] ---
    She's kept this bat for me all this time.
[14:25] ---
    Okay, this time we'll try it
    with names of animals.
[14:28] ---
    I'll start with... leopard.
[14:30] ---
    Last letter d... d... duck.
[14:32] ---
    Keroro!
[14:33] ---
    O... o...
[14:35] ---
    Keroro isn't a name of an animal!
[14:37] ---
    Sorry, but I'm going to have
    to take off and leave you here.
[14:41] ---
    I can feel it. My blood is
    really excited about something.
[14:45] ---
    Corporal Giroro! He's a problem.
[14:48] ---
    He doesn't even listen
    to the leader's orders.
[14:51] ---
    Wouldn't you agree,
    Private Tamama? Not here either?!
[14:55] ---
    This is it.
[14:58] ---
    Jungle warfare, survival tactics!
[15:01] ---
    It's been a while since
    I've felt this excited.
[15:11] ---
    I knew right away.
    It sent a shock up my body.
[15:14] ---
    You are in love with me, aren't you?
[15:18] ---
    Let me interrupt for a while, and explain.
[15:20] ---
    Tamama has found the
    legendary Super Rhinoceros Beetle.
[15:23] ---
    It is said to emerge
    only once every 10,000 years.
[15:29] ---
    You fighter, yes,
    my fellow grappler. Let's do it!
[15:35] ---
    What the?
SIGN    Not bad...
[15:48] ---
    I'm not done yet, you hear?!
[15:52] ---
    F... f... famished laughing hyena.
[15:57] ---
    A... a... angst-ridden hippopotamus.
[16:01] ---
    S... s... something...
[16:04] ---
    Sergeant.
[16:08] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki!
[16:10] ---
    I beg your pardon for
    going out of the shed, sir!
[16:13] ---
    Oh, come on.
     I just wanted to play with you.
[16:17] ---
    What?
[16:19] ---
    By the way, Master Fuyuki.
[16:20] ---
    What?
[16:21] ---
    I was just wondering...
[16:24] ---
    This woman you call Grandma,
     who is she, sir?
[16:27] ---
    Grandma is Mom's mother.
[16:29] ---
    You could say she's the head honcho
    of the whole Hinata household.
[16:34] ---
    Th-That means she's the superior
    of the superior of my superior.
SIGN    First Lieutenant Second Lieutenant Sergeant Major Master Sergeant Sergeant
SIGN    Admiral Colonel Lieutenant Colonel Major Captain First Lieutenant Second Lieutenant
SIGN    Admiral
[16:38] ---
    In other words, the admiral?
[16:40] ---
    I bet she must be really terrifying, sir!
[16:43] ---
    What's the matter, Sergeant?
    Aren't you going to pick up the ball?
[16:45] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry, sir!
[16:48] ---
    Please excuse me...
[16:54] ---
    It's only a dog on a leash.
[16:58] ---
    I'm not scared at all.
[17:01] ---
    Be careful there, Sergeant.
[17:02] ---
    Dogs around here
    are allowed to run freely...
SIGN    Scream
SIGN    *audible from space
[17:17] ---
    He's gone.
[17:22] ---
    What the heck was I thinking?
[17:24] ---
    I guess I got too excited about
    being in a place like this.
[17:28] ---
    Darn...
[17:33] ---
    What's this? It's an elderberry leaf
    which helps heal wounds.
[17:40] ---
    Who's out there?
[17:54] ---
    I... I admit defeat...
SIGN    That was a great battle...
SIGN    Farewell, my friend!
[18:08] ---
    Who are you?
[18:10] ---
    Mom...? Mom...!
[18:25] ---
    I'm totally lost, sir.
[18:33] ---
    What do we go? Where do we do?
[18:40] ---
    Did you hear that strange ringing sound?
[18:42] ---
    You startled me. Don't you dare
    do that again, you stupid dog.
[18:46] ---
    No, no! I was just kidding! Stop.
[18:51] ---
    What the heck are you doing?
[18:56] ---
    What's that light?
     And what's that sound?
[19:05] ---
    You found the way out of the forest.
[19:08] ---
    Keroro.
[19:09] ---
    Hey. It's Corporal Giroro
    and Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[19:12] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:13] ---
    Sarge!
[19:15] ---
    Master Fuyuki.
[19:16] ---
    Mom, Sis, I found him!
[19:19] ---
    Kero-chan!
[19:20] ---
    I wanted to just leave him out there.
[19:23] ---
    I still have a place to go back to.
[19:27] ---
    Nothing feels as good as this!
[19:30] ---
    I see now...
[19:31] ---
    Don't cause so much trouble.
[19:33] ---
    I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
[19:41] ---
    Mr. Sergeant.
[19:41] ---
    Keroro.
[19:42] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[19:45] ---
    It's nothing.
[19:46] ---
    Good night.
[19:58] ---
    What was that sound
    that guided us back?
SIGN    Grind grind...
SIGN    Snore snore...
[20:09] ---
    I can't sleep!
[20:11] ---
    And so, the short vacation in the country
[20:13] ---
    for Keroro and his team
    came to an end. Or so it seemed...
[20:17] ---
    Are you all ready?
[20:19] ---
    Yes, Mom.
[20:20] ---
    Well, this is it, Grandma.
    We'll visit you again sometime.
[20:23] ---
    I hope you all stay a
    little longer next time.
[20:26] ---
    Okay.
[20:26] ---
    We'd best be going, Mom.
[20:28] ---
    Right...
[20:30] ---
    It's that ringing sound!
[20:31] ---
    Grandma. What's that bell you're wearing?
[20:34] ---
    This keeps all the wild beasts away.
[20:37] ---
    I'll be going into the mountains again today.
[20:54] ---
    What's this now? I thought
    those were just mountain spirits.
[20:58] ---
    I didn't know they were
    new members of the family.
[21:02] ---
    I hope you all get along with each other.
[21:11] ---
    Boy, what a trip... Next year,
    I'll make sure it's just family.
[21:15] ---
    Mom! Make a sharp turn
    into that dirt road!
[21:18] ---
    Huh? You mean here?
[21:27] ---
    And finally,
[21:28] ---
    the whole Hinata household
    got back home to Tokyo safely.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:06] ---
    This is Momoka. I heard
    Fuyuki went to "Countryside,"
[23:10] ---
    so I tried to find it on the world map,
[23:12] ---
    but I couldn't find any
    place called Countryside.
[23:15] ---
    Where the hell is it?!
[23:17] ---
    Never mind such—
[23:18] ---
    Wait just a minute, Sergeant,
    I mean, former Platoon Leader.
[23:21] ---
    I'll take it from here.
[23:24] ---
    "Tamama: I'll be the Leader
    from Now On, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    One full episode next time.
    Sounds good, doesn't it?
[23:29] ---
    Ke-Ke-Kero!

E22 - Tamama: I'll be the Leader from Now On, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Out of the blue, we'll ask a question.
SIGN    Do you have any complaints about your superior?
[01:33] ---
    Do you have any
    complaints about your superior?
[01:37] ---
    Complaints? Hmm, let's see...
[01:39] ---
    I wish my boss were more serious
    about his Pekopon invasion.
[01:43] ---
    That's a complaint, right?
[01:45] ---
    Sure I do.
[01:46] ---
    All he does is do household chores
    and build Gundam models.
[01:50] ---
    It pains me to see
[01:52] ---
    how he fails to appreciate
    the natural beauty of this planet.
[01:55] ---
    As long as he's funny,
    I couldn't care less.
[01:58] ---
    But now that you mentioned it,
    he's been pretty boring lately.
[02:02] ---
    Surprisingly, four out of five
    Keronians living on Earth
SIGN    Do you have any complaints about your superior?
SIGN    No
    
    Yes
[02:06] ---
    are dissatisfied with their superior.
SIGN    How do you view the results of our survey?
[02:10] ---
    How do you view
    the results of our survey?
SIGN    Survey
[02:14] ---
    Well, no one in the universe
    is free from dissatisfaction.
[02:18] ---
    I don't know what the big deal is.
[02:20] ---
    Here, this will help!
[02:29] ---
    Tamama: I'll be the Leader
    from Now On, Sir!
[02:36] ---
    Should we stay loyal
    to a guy like him?
[02:40] ---
    But HQ appointed him
    as the platoon leader.
[02:44] ---
    So we can't complain.
[02:47] ---
    It's just the way it is, right?
[02:50] ---
    Grrr.
[02:53] ---
    You may not like it,
    but I'm the platoon leader.
[02:56] ---
    Without an order from headquarters,
    I'll always be the platoon leader.
[03:06] ---
    Uncle!
[03:06] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[03:08] ---
    A subspace arrow... with a letter.
[03:12] ---
    Let's see...
[03:15] ---
    It's an urgent communication from HQ.
[03:20] ---
    Let's see now...
[03:23] ---
    No way!
[03:24] ---
    So, what does it say?
SIGN    Gloomy
[03:29] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
[03:30] ---
    Well Mister Sergeant,
    it's actually, ummm... you know...
[03:38] ---
    Why do you all look so serious?
[03:42] ---
    What does it say? Let me read it.
[03:45] ---
    Platoon leader changes to Tam—
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[03:49] ---
    Tam— Tam—
SIGN    T A M A M A
[03:53] ---
    Ta—
SIGN    Platoon Leader changes to Tamama
[04:03] ---
    Platoon leader changes...
[04:05] ---
    ...to Tamama... to Tamama...
     to Tamama...
[04:09] ---
    We'll have to change all the
    security codes of our secret base here.
[04:14] ---
    And we'll have to change
    all the passwords, as well.
[04:17] ---
    I guess that's the new
    platoon leader's first job.
[04:20] ---
    B-But I...
[04:22] ---
    This is clearly some kind of mistake.
[04:24] ---
    How can Tamama
    suddenly become the leader?
[04:27] ---
    It's an official memo from HQ.
[04:29] ---
    But Tamama is only a private 2nd class!
[04:31] ---
    The highest-ranking officer doesn't
    necessarily become a group leader.
SIGN    Private 2nd Class
[04:36] ---
    Tama.
SIGN    Lance Corporal
[04:37] ---
    Doro.
SIGN    Corporal
[04:38] ---
    Giro.
SIGN    Sergeant
[04:39] ---
    Kero.
SIGN    Sergeant Major
[04:40] ---
    Kulu.
[04:57] ---
    Lady Mois, you must have something
    to say about this, right?!
[05:00] ---
    Right?!
[05:03] ---
    Uncle was the platoon leader,
[05:05] ---
    but he's not anymore.
[05:07] ---
    Which means that Uncle
     is not Uncle anymore!
[05:10] ---
    No... I'm so confused!
    I don't know what to do!
[05:14] ---
    Or, like, shifting destiny?
[05:21] ---
    Excuse me, Mr. Sergeant.
[05:24] ---
    Tamama...
[05:25] ---
    I don't know if I can
    become as good a leader as you,
[05:29] ---
    but I will do whatever I can
    to be a good leader.
[05:32] ---
    I will try my best to be like you.
[05:34] ---
    You will always be
    the leader in my heart.
SIGN    Emotionally touched
[05:43] ---
    Oh, that Tamama...
[05:47] ---
    At the Nishizawa mansion.
[05:48] ---
    Okay. I'll do my best to be as
    great a leader as the sergeant!
SIGN    Platoon Leader 101 How to be a Platoon Leader The Perfect Platoon Leader The Modern Platoon Leader
SIGN    The Platoon Leader
[05:56] ---
    What a leader needs is strength.
[06:00] ---
    I see. That means I must
    build up my muscles.
SIGN    An Introduction to Becoming a Platoon Leader
[06:07] ---
    A leader must always be properly attired.
[06:11] ---
    That means I have to wear
    more stylish clothes.
[06:18] ---
    And what else is there...
[06:19] ---
    A leader must never
    repeat any of his failures.
[06:23] ---
    I totally agree.
[06:24] ---
    That means I must research the
    reasons why we haven't succeeded.
[06:47] ---
    It's morning... sir.
[06:51] ---
    I'm not the leader anymore, sir...
[06:56] ---
    You will always be the leader
     in my heart.
[07:03] ---
    I don't see how Tamama
    can actually be a leader.
[07:06] ---
    I'm sure, in no time,
    he'll come crying to me.
[07:11] ---
    I'll just rest here for a while
     until that happens.
[07:17] ---
    Are we really going through with this?
[07:19] ---
    Those were the orders of our new leader.
[07:22] ---
    I'm a little hesitant...
SIGN    Grind grind grind...
[07:30] ---
    What's going on?!
[07:33] ---
    W-Who are you?
[07:36] ---
    Tamama!
[07:38] ---
    W-What the heck were you thinking?
     Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[07:41] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama?
    That's what I was called until yesterday.
[07:46] ---
    From this day on...
SIGN    Commander (Platoon Leader)
[07:56] ---
    ...you call me Commander Tamama.
[08:02] ---
    What is this blinding light?
[08:04] ---
    Is that the aura reserved only for
    those who are appointed leaders?
[08:10] ---
    Hup, two, three, four...
[08:13] ---
    What are you doing, sir?
[08:17] ---
    I've decided that this will be
     my room from this day on.
[08:20] ---
    I think it's convenient to
    live closer to the secret base.
[08:24] ---
    Didn't you tell me yesterday
[08:26] ---
    that deep in your heart,
    I'd always be the leader?
[08:28] ---
    I kinda vaguely remember
    something like that...
[08:34] ---
    The leader in my heart... is dead.
[08:37] ---
    So fast?!
[08:41] ---
     *Tamama the leader...
[08:44] ---
     *Tamama... Leader...
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[08:47] ---

    You never know with life...
[08:52] ---
    Everything changed with
    this small piece of paper.
[08:57] ---
    From now on,
    instead of the Keroro Platoon,
[08:58] ---
    we'll call ourselves
     the Tamama Platoon.
[09:00] ---
    And from now on,
[09:01] ---
    I would like to really push
    our plan to conquer Pekopon.
[09:05] ---
    But before we get to that...
SIGN    Grin
SIGN    Thump thump
[09:09] ---
    I was up all night
    analyzing what has gone wrong.
[09:12] ---
    It became clear to me that the reason our
    conquest plans haven't moved one bit...
[09:16] ---
    ...is because of these.
[09:19] ---
    Th-That's true...
[09:21] ---
    I cannot argue with this.
[09:23] ---
    We must make sure
    we get rid of all of them.
[09:27] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
    Bring in that thing.
[09:33] ---
    N-No! Not that!
[09:36] ---
    It looks so real, doesn't it?
    And it emits real laser beams.
[09:40] ---
    Don't do it!
[10:08] ---
    M-My Gundam models...
SIGN    God of plastic models, forgive me.
[10:16] ---
    Th-They were all destroyed...
[10:18] ---
    ...by a single Ball pod.
[10:22] ---
    I'll get you for this, Tamama!
[10:25] ---
    Do you actually dare to
    defy your leader?
[10:37] ---
    There's no place for a
    dishonorable man in my platoon.
[10:40] ---
    Off you go.
[10:42] ---
    Maria!
[10:44] ---
    Behave yourself in
    solitary confinement, okay?
[10:47] ---
    That was too harsh...
[10:48] ---
    Hey. Don't you think that
     was a bit too much?
[10:51] ---
    Do you think it was easy
    for me to do that?
[10:54] ---
    But I had no choice if we are
    to successfully conquer Pekopon.
[10:58] ---
    I suggest you all be careful, as well.
[11:02] ---
    Now that that nuisance of
    an ex-leader is here no more,
[11:04] ---
    allow me to announce
    my new plan of conquest.
[11:07] ---
    I call it "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float."
[11:10] ---
    Operation...
[11:11] ---
    ...Pekopon Cola Float?
[11:13] ---
    What is this
    "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
[11:15] ---
    proposed by the
    new platoon leader Tamama?
[11:19] ---
    Keroro Platoon's inner battle
    awaits after the break.
[11:32] ---
    New platoon leader Tamama
    has revealed his Pekopon invasion plan.
[11:37] ---
    Meanwhile...
[11:41] ---
    Why...? Why is this happening?
[11:46] ---
    Son, I hear you've become the leader
    of the Pekopon Conquest Team!
[11:49] ---
    I'm so proud of you.
     What an achievement!
[11:52] ---
    I wish you good luck, Keroro.
    I mean... Leader.
[11:56] ---
    Waiting for your instructions,
    my leader.
[11:58] ---
    I'll build whatever you want,
    Commander.
[12:00] ---
    Yay! Mr. Sergeant will be our leader!
[12:04] ---
    You will always be the leader
    in my heart.
[12:09] ---
    I can command the platoon
    better than anyone.
[12:12] ---
    I'm sure you can hear me
    up there! Private Tamama!
[12:16] ---
    Tamama... Tamama...
[12:19] ---
    Let me explain the mechanics
    of this operation.
SIGN    Didn't hear at all
[12:23] ---
    Didn't hear at all.
[12:24] ---
    "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
    is quite simple, actually.
SIGN    Cola
SIGN    Cola
[12:27] ---
    First, we'll convert all the water
    in the seas of Pekopon to cola.
[12:32] ---
    Then we'll convert all the ice in the
    North and South Poles
[12:35] ---
    to ice cream and shaved ice.
SIGN    Noodle shop
SIGN    Diner
[12:37] ---
    All restaurants will be
    turned into cake shops.
SIGN    Cake shop
SIGN    Cake Shop
SIGN    Barbecue
SIGN    Beef Bowl
SIGN    Cake shop
SIGN    Cake shop
SIGN    Tempura & Egg Noodles Kitsune Noodles Tanuki Noodles Meat Noodles
[12:40] ---
    The Pekoponian diet will
    consist only of cakes and soft drinks.
SIGN    Chocolate Cake Tiramisu Cheesecake Mille-feuille
SIGN    Cheesecake Mille-feuille Tiramisu Mont Blanc
[12:44] ---
    The only exception I'll allow will be
    tuna sushi with really fatty meat.
SIGN    Fatty tuna 200 yen a plate
[12:49] ---
    All the inhabitants of Pekopon
    will be so grateful to me!
[12:51] ---
    And this is how we will be able to
    conquer Pekopon peacefully.
[12:54] ---
    A-Are you actually serious?
[12:57] ---
    Huh?
[12:58] ---
    We must not push ahead
    with such an operation.
[13:01] ---
    If we do that,
[13:03] ---
    the ecosystem of Pekopon
    will become a complete mess.
[13:07] ---
    So, Lance Corporal Dororo,
    you are against my plans, is that it?
[13:12] ---
    That is correct. I have said my piece.
[13:14] ---
    Well, then... good riddance!
[13:18] ---
    Dororo!
[13:23] ---
    Didn't I tell you before?
[13:25] ---
    If you go against me,
    you'll end up like the sergeant.
[13:30] ---
    In other words, like this.
[13:32] ---
    Corporal Giroro, you will agree
    with my plans, right?
[13:39] ---
    In the army, the orders of your
    commanding officer are absolute.
[13:42] ---
    And furthermore, I have
    no reason to reject any plans
[13:45] ---
    that have to do with
     conquering Pekopon.
SIGN    Decision made.
[13:49] ---
    Decision made!
SIGN    Operation: Pekopon Cola Float
[13:50] ---
    "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
    is now under way!
[13:54] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    set it up right away.
[13:57] ---
    Aye, aye, sir.
[13:59] ---
    I don't think Tamama
    is cut out to be a leader...
[14:02] ---
    But this could spur Keroro
    to do better next time.
SIGN    Jail
[14:07] ---
    I do not think it will be hard
    to get out of this prison.
[14:10] ---
    But I want to stay for a while
    and watch over them.
[14:16] ---
    We're home.
[14:17] ---
    It's so hot.
[14:19] ---
    It's your turn to do the
    kitchen chores today, Fuyuki.
[14:21] ---
    Make sure dinner's ready, okay?
[14:23] ---
    Yeah, yeah...
[14:25] ---
    Time for a nice refreshing shower...
[14:30] ---
    What?! What's going on?
[14:33] ---
    Let me see... We had some
    leftover croquettes from last night...
[14:39] ---
    What's this?
[14:42] ---
    Show yourself, you stupid frog!
[14:44] ---
    Hey... they've redecorated the room...
[14:47] ---
    Giroro. Where's that stupid frog now?
[14:49] ---
    He's not here.
[14:51] ---
    What on Earth is he thinking, turning
    the water supply into cola?!
[14:55] ---
    Aren't you glad, Natchi? Now you
    can drink cola anytime you want.
[14:59] ---
    Are you crazy or something?
    I can't take a shower in that!
[15:03] ---
    I have a problem, too.
[15:04] ---
    The only food we have
    in the fridge is sweets.
[15:08] ---
    How can I prepare dinner tonight?
[15:10] ---
    B-But you can have all the
    dessert you want.
[15:13] ---
    But you need to think of
     a balanced diet...
[15:17] ---
    Natchi and Fukki, neither of
    you seems to like my idea...
[15:23] ---
    Huh?
[15:23] ---
    This was your idea, Tamama?
[15:25] ---
    You will address me by my title!
[15:27] ---
    I am Commander Tamama!
[15:29] ---
    Leader of the Space Invasion Force
    Special Advance Team
[15:31] ---
    of the 58th planet of the Toad Nebula!
[15:35] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!!
[15:37] ---
    Take this, foolish Pekoponians!
[15:41] ---
    Natsumi!
[15:43] ---
    Tamama. You dumbo, have you
    forgotten how much we owe them?
[15:46] ---
    I do not care.
[15:47] ---
    It serves them right for
    defying the platoon leader.
[15:51] ---
    You've gone too far, jerkface.
[15:53] ---
    I have a lot of high-ranking friends
    at our headquarters.
[15:57] ---
    One word from me, and they can
    rescind official communications.
[16:02] ---
    Those who side with
    enemy Pekoponians
[16:04] ---
    also deserve solitary confinement!
[16:10] ---
    Oh!
[16:12] ---
    Sorry to disturb you...
[16:14] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
    I want you to catch that woman!
[16:17] ---
    Roger.
[16:19] ---
    What a time to present
    a new mechanical robot!
[16:26] ---
    Or, like, total goner?!
SIGN    Total goner
[16:32] ---
    Mission accomplished.
[16:38] ---
    Did you put her in
    solitary confinement, as well?
[16:41] ---
    No... all the solitary
    confinement units were taken.
[16:46] ---
    So I put her in with someone else.
[16:50] ---
    Don't tell me...
[16:56] ---
    Uncle!
[16:56] ---
    Lady Mois!
[16:57] ---
    I'm glad you're all right, Uncle!
[16:59] ---
    Or, like, happy meeting?
[17:01] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:03] ---
    Uncle!
[17:04] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:05] ---
    Uncle!
[17:06] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:10] ---
    What have you done?!
[17:18] ---
    Oh no, my glasses...
[17:22] ---
    Lady Mois, I really missed you.
[17:25] ---
    What?
SIGN    Sergeant <3 Mois
[17:26] ---
    I never imagined I would be
    alone with you down here.
[17:30] ---
    Or, like, hitting jackpot?
[17:32] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:33] ---
    Sergeant Major! I want
    those two separated right now!
[17:37] ---
    Corporal!
[17:40] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[17:42] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[17:44] ---
    Nacchi! Fukki!
    Isn't anybody left out here?
[17:48] ---
    I am your platoon leader!
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[17:50] ---
    I want someone to
    obey my orders right now!
[17:59] ---
    Darn it.
[18:02] ---
    That's not gonna help.
[18:03] ---
    Kululu. Why are you...?
[18:06] ---
    I was sent down here, as well.
[18:09] ---
    This was also designed to serve
     as an underground shelter.
[18:12] ---
    You can't possibly damage it
     with mere guns. But... click.
[18:19] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:20] ---
    Giroro!
[18:21] ---
    Sis!
[18:22] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:23] ---
    Wow! Everyone's here!
[18:25] ---
    Sergeant!
[18:26] ---
    Or, like, no one's missing?
[18:28] ---
    Jeez, this is all your fault.
[18:32] ---
    Thank goodness...
[18:33] ---
    Man, this is a joke.
[18:35] ---
    I'm not done yet, guys.
     Watch this... click.
[18:44] ---
    Wow...
[18:44] ---
    This place's also been built as
    a shelter. You'll never be bored.
[18:48] ---
    Help yourself, and relax.
[18:52] ---
    I don't care. I can conquer
    Pekopon all by myself anyway.
[18:56] ---
    I'm the platoon leader.
[18:58] ---
    In fact, it'll be a lot easier
    without those nuisances.
[19:01] ---
    Anyway, it's my snack time.
[19:04] ---
    What? I lost again?
[19:07] ---
    You're doing it wrong, Sarge.
[19:09] ---
    You should save your best card for last.
[19:11] ---
    Here. This is your penalty.
[19:13] ---
    Oh, c'mon. Me in an afro is so old news.
[19:16] ---
    What if Dororo puts it on?
[19:19] ---
    I would like no part in that, please.
[19:21] ---
    You stupid frog. You came up
    with this penalty for the loser.
[19:24] ---
    Or, like, divine justice?
[19:26] ---
    You got it right, ma'am.
[19:28] ---
    We have many more afro wigs.
[19:30] ---
    Let's play another round!
[19:32] ---
    Okay.
[19:35] ---
    It's so lonely here all by myself!
[19:38] ---
    I would rather be there with all of them!
[19:47] ---
    How can I get there?
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[19:55] ---
    It's my turn... huh?
[19:57] ---
    What is this?
[19:59] ---
    I don't wanna see that...
    please, please...
[20:01] ---
    It's an official memo
    from headquarters.
[20:05] ---
    It smells a little of
    fruit juice? I wonder if...
[20:09] ---
    Do you have a match or a lighter?
[20:16] ---
    Master Fuyuki. What is it?
[20:17] ---
    It's a hidden message.
[20:19] ---
    Who knew it was protected like this?
[20:21] ---
    I bet it got heated up by something
     before it reached the Sergeant,
[20:25] ---
    and some of the letter appeared.
[20:28] ---
    It's probably the friction from
    the device used to send it here.
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER IS KERORO NO CHANGES TO TEAM ARE MADE
[20:32] ---
    "Platoon Leader... is Keroro...
    No... changes to... team are made."
SIGN    Platoon Leader Keroro
[20:39] ---
    That must mean I'm the only one
    who deserves to be platoon leader, sir!
[20:44] ---
    There's more.
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER IS KERORO NO CHANGES TO TEAM ARE MADE BUT SUBMIT YOUR HOMEWORK PROMPTLY
[20:47] ---
    "Platoon leader is Keroro,
    no changes to team are made...
[20:51] ---
    ...but submit your homework promptly?"
[20:54] ---
    Homework?
SIGN    Homework
SIGN    Platoon Leader Drills Platoon Leader Workbook
[20:58] ---
    Right. The sergeant seems
    to have forgotten all about it.
[21:01] ---
    All platoon leaders have
    to do a lot of homework.
SIGN    Keronian Dictation Free-style Construction
SIGN    Friends of the Platoon Leader Platoon Leader Research Book
[21:06] ---
    And the deadline for submission
    is fast approaching.
[21:10] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    2004 8/28 Saturday The early bird catches the worm
[21:16] ---
    Please forgive me, everyone!
[21:18] ---
    Please let me join you!
[21:20] ---
    Hey, actually, Tamama-kun!
[21:22] ---
    I think you're really suited
    to be platoon leader!
[21:25] ---
    I've had enough of that
    platoon leader thing...
[21:28] ---
    And that reminds me.
[21:29] ---
    Don't forget to finish
    all your homework, kids.
[21:31] ---
    Or is it already too late for that?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Tamama.
[23:08] ---
    When I lose my temper,
    things tend to get worse and worse.
[23:13] ---
    I do not mean any harm.
    Can I not be true to my own feelings?
[23:17] ---
    Where is the real me?
[23:19] ---
    Never mind such things.
[23:20] ---
    The next episode is a
    spectacular piece of work.
[23:22] ---
    You'll see lots and lots of me.
[23:24] ---
    "Panic! The Hinata Household's
    Wildest Day Ever, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's one full episode,
    and I hope you'll like it.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E23 - Panic! The Hinata Household's Wildest Day Ever, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Forgetting things
[01:31] ---
    It is only human to forget things.
SIGN    Homework
[01:33] ---
    What's important is to learn to
    be more careful the next time.
SIGN    Handkerchief
[01:36] ---
    If, for example, an anime staff totally forgot
    about an item they'd previously introduced,
SIGN    Umbrella
SIGN    Wallet
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Cell phone
[01:41] ---
    there should be no finger-pointing.
SIGN    Lunch
SIGN    Deadline
[01:44] ---
    Oh, but let's get back
    to the story at hand.
[01:48] ---
    Here we have a Keron
    secret weapon, the Kero Ball.
[01:54] ---
    Panic! The Hinata Household's
    Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
[02:08] ---
    Special Advance Team Leader,
    Sergeant Keroro!
[02:12] ---
    Commander!
[02:14] ---
    How much more time will you waste before you
    are prepared for the invasion of Pekopon?!
[02:18] ---
    Well... the enemy is actually
    a lot tougher than expected...
[02:22] ---
    Even if you use the Kero Ball on them?
[02:25] ---
    Kero!
[02:26] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki has the
    Kero Ball right now, sir!
[02:29] ---
    But if they ever found out about this...
SIGN    Screwed
[02:34] ---
    I... I'm screwed.
[02:37] ---
    With the Kero Ball, you can use
    the "Easy Repair Function"
[02:41] ---
    to fix any broken weapons!
[02:43] ---
    You can also increase
    your military strength
[02:44] ---
    as much as you want with the
    "No-Effort Copy Function"!
[02:46] ---
    And still you fail to conquer the enemy?
[02:51] ---
    Will I be punished...?!
[02:53] ---
    Are these Pekoponians really that tough?
SIGN    Oh, yeah!
[02:56] ---
    Oh, yes! Yes, that's right!
     Absolutely, sir!
[03:00] ---
    In that case, we will
    come back again another time.
[03:03] ---
    Our expectations of you are extremely high!
[03:06] ---
    Good luck on your mission, Sergeant Keroro!
[03:10] ---
    Aye, aye, sir...
[03:15] ---
    Oh, good, it was just a dream.
[03:18] ---
    The "No-Effort Repair Function"
     of the Kero Ball?
[03:21] ---
    Oh, yeah.
     I vaguely remember that function...
[03:26] ---
    If it's got a repair function, then...
[03:28] ---
    ...I can use it on those!
[03:30] ---
    To repair my broken Gundam models!
SIGN    Great idea
[03:33] ---
    All right! I'm such a genius!
[03:46] ---
    I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
[03:52] ---
    I found it, sir!
[03:53] ---
    Don't do that, Sarge!
[03:56] ---
    First is the sponge cake,
    then the telephone...
[04:04] ---
    Scared me!
[04:09] ---
    Let me try it on this one out, sir!
[04:11] ---
    Now, where's that
    Easy Repair Function button?
[04:13] ---
    Let's see now, it's...
[04:17] ---
    Remember the first episode where
    Fuyuki slapped the Kero Ball around?
[04:23] ---
    Because of that,
     it hasn't been working properly.
[04:27] ---
    I believe it's this one! Switch on!
[04:30] ---
    My Char's Zaku will be totally restored.
[04:37] ---
    What's wrong with it?
[04:39] ---
    Gero?
[04:40] ---
    Is it broken?
[04:44] ---
    If it's broken, this will be a major problem.
[04:47] ---
    Only a specialist on Planet Keron can fix it.
[04:52] ---
    Even Kululu doesn't know
    how the Kero Ball works...
[04:59] ---
    Upsy daisy.
SIGN    Scream
[05:03] ---
    W-W-Who the heck are you?
[05:05] ---
    Kero!
[05:07] ---
    Who else but Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[05:10] ---
    Th-There's another one of me...
[05:12] ---
    I want to build Gundam models!
[05:16] ---
    Another one?
SIGN    Yo!
[05:18] ---
    Yo!
[05:21] ---
    A third one?
[05:23] ---
    Ta-da!
[05:24] ---
    Look at us!
[05:25] ---
    Is this cool or what?
[05:26] ---
    Well?
[05:26] ---
    Bravo!
[05:28] ---
    How many are there...?
[05:32] ---
    Hello, hello!
[05:33] ---
    I'm good!
[05:34] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[05:36] ---
    Fancy meeting you here!
[05:37] ---
    If not now, when?
[05:38] ---
    You're fired!
[05:42] ---
    Nooooooooooooooooo!
[05:51] ---
    What was that?
[05:52] ---
    That sounded like the sergeant.
[05:55] ---
    There's something out there.
[05:56] ---
    Huh?
[05:57] ---
    Turn on the lights there, will you?
[05:59] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Gross
[06:05] ---
    Gross.
[06:07] ---
    I was only trying to repair Char's Zaku...
[06:11] ---
    With the Kero Ball you're forbidden to use?
[06:13] ---
    Well actually, I didn't
    give it much thought...
[06:15] ---
    That Kero Ball is broken.
[06:16] ---
    The copy function ran instead.
[06:18] ---
    Resulting in this, ma'am.
[06:20] ---
    Critical mistake.
[06:21] ---
    In any case, get rid of all
    the extras right away, okay?
[06:24] ---
    Huh?
[06:26] ---
    So who gets to stay?
[06:27] ---
    Me, of course!
[06:28] ---
    But...
[06:28] ---
    No! Me!
[06:29] ---
    Why? Logically,
     I'm the one that should stay.
[06:32] ---
    Why you?
[06:32] ---
    I'm staying!
[06:33] ---
    No way!
[06:34] ---
    You go.
[06:34] ---
    No, you go!
[06:35] ---
    Who cares?
    You're all the same, anyway.
[06:37] ---
    What the heck do you mean by that?
[06:39] ---
    Take a good look.
[06:40] ---
    I have a star here the copies don't!
[06:43] ---
    Listen, even with the Zaku,
SIGN    Char type
[06:45] ---
    Char's custom type is different
    from the mass production type.
SIGN    Mass Production type
[06:47] ---
    Like the head antenna and such.
[06:48] ---
    It's just for show.
[06:50] ---
    The brass never understand that.
[06:52] ---
    Shut your mouth! You starless wonders!
[06:54] ---
    What do you mean, starless?
[06:55] ---
    I said starless because you're starless.
[06:58] ---
    Then give me one!
    I want one, too! That's mine!
[06:59] ---
    Sergeant...
[07:01] ---
    See, I told you they're all the same.
[07:05] ---
    The problem is the stop button is
    broken, so I can't get rid of them.
[07:10] ---
    So what's the big deal?
[07:11] ---
    There's no problem.
SIGN    No problem
[07:12] ---
    Thank goodness. You had me
    worried there for a while...
[07:15] ---
    This is no laughing matter!
[07:17] ---
    Take it easy... Hey, wait just a minute.
[07:20] ---
    If the stop button is broken,
[07:23] ---
    then does that mean
    it's still making more copies?
[07:26] ---
    No way! Are you kidding?
[07:28] ---
    Gero!
[07:29] ---
    I... I suddenly remembered
    some urgent business, ma'am...
[07:33] ---
    So it must be true.
[07:36] ---
    Wow! How wonderful!
[07:38] ---
    There are so many Uncles around!
[07:40] ---
    Or, like, shoddy products?
[07:42] ---
    So it was true. There are more.
[07:44] ---
    I hope this doesn't end up a disaster.
[07:47] ---
    This is already a disaster!
[07:49] ---
    I'm really in a big mess
    right now, Lady Mois.
[07:52] ---
    Uncle...
[07:53] ---
    Oh...
[07:55] ---
    It seems there's one
    that's different from the rest.
[08:00] ---
    An impostor?!
[08:01] ---
    No! Look more closely!
     I have a star, a star!
[08:05] ---
    Star?
[08:06] ---
    Right! All the rest
    don't have any stars on them!
[08:08] ---
    Oh...
[08:09] ---
    So do you get it now?
[08:11] ---
    Sure, fake Uncle.
[08:14] ---
    Having a star isn't really a problem, right?
[08:17] ---
    You're still Uncle to me,
    even if you're a fake.
[08:19] ---
    Or, like, little difference?
[08:22] ---
    She doesn't get it at all...
[08:24] ---
    But now that there are
     so many Uncles around,
[08:26] ---
    the conquest of Pekopon
    will be over in no time!
SIGN    Thinking...
[08:30] ---
    Well...
[08:31] ---
    D-Don't you entertain any
    foolish ideas! I'm warning you!
[08:35] ---
    Lady Mois spoke the truth, ma'am!
[08:37] ---
    This is the perfect opportunity!
[08:40] ---
    My goal to conquer Pekopon
    will be accomplished at last!
SIGN    Victory
[08:43] ---
    Watch it!
[08:44] ---
    Capture her!
[08:47] ---
    I'm warning you!
[08:48] ---
    Get off me!
[08:49] ---
    What the heck are you doing,
    you stupid frog?
[08:53] ---
    I believe it's time you
    stopped insulting me like that.
[08:57] ---
    Pekopon is already ours.
[08:59] ---
    No... already mine, I would say.
[09:04] ---
    Since Miss Natsumi and
    Master Fuyuki are my friends,
[09:07] ---
    I promise that you will both be given
    appropriate status after our conquest, sir.
[09:12] ---
    All right, everyone, march forth!
SIGN    Attack
[09:16] ---
    What? Now?
[09:17] ---
    Let's do it later!
[09:19] ---
    Don't we have to clean and do laundry?
[09:21] ---
    That's right! We need
    to fulfill our duties first.
[09:23] ---
    O-Okay... so after we're
    through with cleaning and laundry,
[09:26] ---
    then we can start conquering?
[09:28] ---
    Sounds good.
[09:29] ---
    Ditto!
[09:30] ---
    Then it's decided!
[09:31] ---
    I see... he used the Kero Ball
    to make copies of himself.
[09:35] ---
    to create a vast army...
[09:37] ---
    With plans to conquer
    Pekopon in a single sweep.
[09:40] ---
    Hey, guys, why don't you
    help me clean the house?
[09:44] ---
    We can watch all the TV we want
    after we've conquered Pekopon, okay?
[09:48] ---
    Hey! Are you listening to me?!
[09:51] ---
    Stop reading comics
     and get to work instead, you guys!
[09:55] ---
    Hey, those are my model kits!
     Don't build them yet!
[09:57] ---
    I'm looking forward to
    building them myself!
[10:00] ---
    Are you guys actually serious
    about conquering Pekopon?
[10:03] ---
    Well? Are you?!
[10:04] ---
    You've forgotten all
    about our important mission
[10:06] ---
    and are just wasting time
    doing whatever you want.
[10:09] ---
    I'm ashamed of you!
[10:10] ---
    I agree.
[10:12] ---
    That's exactly how I've
    always felt about you.
[10:15] ---
    It seems the Kero Ball faithfully
    duplicated even his personality.
[10:18] ---
    Well, it is the Kero Ball, after all.
[10:21] ---
    So? Is your plan this time going well?
[10:24] ---
    Well, listen to this.
[10:26] ---
    They've forgotten all
    about conquering Pekopon,
[10:28] ---
    and all they do is read comics,
    build Gundam models, and watch TV.
[10:31] ---
    They're totally useless.
SIGN    That's you...
[10:33] ---
    You should stop talking right there.
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Useless
[10:36] ---
    If we have more useless guys,
     it's just a nuisance.
SIGN    Nuisance
[10:41] ---
    Hey, c'mon! We're hungry!
[10:43] ---
    Is dinner ready?
[10:44] ---
    Hurry up, will ya?
[10:46] ---
    You've gone too far.
[10:48] ---
    You won't get away with this!
[10:52] ---
    Here's my advice.
[10:55] ---
    Each of you should really
    be able to cook for yourselves.
SIGN    Hurry
[10:57] ---
    Hurry up!
[10:59] ---
    What's the use?!
[11:03] ---
    It's too crowded!
[11:04] ---
    It's getting hot in here!
[11:05] ---
    I can't breathe!
[11:09] ---
    I'm getting the creeps.
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero gero...
[11:11] ---
    Can a ghost really get the creeps?
[11:14] ---
    And what outrageous things
     will happen to the sergeant?
SIGN    The Hinata Household
[11:25] ---
    At a glance, nothing seems different
[11:27] ---
    at the peaceful Hinata household. But...
SIGN    Same location・Front door
SIGN    Same location・Staircase
SIGN    Same location・Toilet
SIGN    Basement・Secret Base
SIGN    Same location・Hallway
SIGN    Same location・Gundam model room
SIGN    Same location・Toilet
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero gero...
[11:41] ---
    Even in the farthest corners of
    the secret base in the basement,
[11:43] ---
    practically all space has been
    taken up by Sergeant Keroros.
[11:50] ---
    Yes, it is broken.
[11:53] ---
    And to boot, it's the top-secret black box.
[11:58] ---
    Who knows what might happen?
[12:02] ---
    Hm? The mode has changed.
[12:07] ---
    This will be interesting!
[12:13] ---
    Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
[12:22] ---
    Gero!
[12:33] ---
    We have done the cleaning
    and done the laundry!
[12:35] ---
    But does this mean we are finished?
[12:38] ---
    No! We're only beginning.
[12:40] ---
    How many times have Pekoponians
    squashed our demands for freedom?
[12:47] ---
    Our secret weapon,
[12:49] ---
    our beloved Kero Ball,
    was taken from us and destroyed!
[12:53] ---
    Why?
[12:54] ---
    Because you're a slowpoke, dumbo.
[12:57] ---
    I deem those words to
    be treason, sir! Capture him!
[13:01] ---
    What?!
[13:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[13:06] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[13:07] ---
    All he did was speak the truth...
[13:10] ---
    This is so cruel!
[13:11] ---
    You two are...
[13:13] ---
    ...guilty!
[13:19] ---
    This is terrible, Sergeant!
[13:21] ---
    How could you do this to your friends?
[13:23] ---
    It couldn't be helped.
[13:25] ---
    What good comes from disloyal soldiers?
[13:28] ---
    Our military is getting
    stronger and stronger.
[13:31] ---
    If we gather our hatred we share
    and smash the Pekoponians,
[13:35] ---
    then true victory will be
    within our grasp!
[13:39] ---
    Men, transform your rage and arise!
[13:42] ---
    Siege Keron!
[13:44] ---
    Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
[13:48] ---
    Stop this right now, Sarge!
[13:50] ---
    Gero?
[13:51] ---
    Stop doing this!
[13:53] ---
    Why can't we all just be friends as always?
[13:56] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[13:57] ---
    Sarge!
[13:58] ---
    You have to value your friends!
[14:01] ---
    Please understand that, Sarge!
SIGN    Flop
[14:06] ---
    Hey, doesn't something look strange?
[14:07] ---
    Huh?
[14:11] ---
    Huh?
[14:11] ---
    Kero?
[14:14] ---
    W-What's going on, sir?
[14:19] ---
    The copy function switched
    into a hidden secondary mode.
[14:22] ---
    At this rate, they'll all disappear...
[14:27] ---
    ...including the original.
[14:29] ---
    No way!
[14:30] ---
    That can't be!
[14:31] ---
    So even the real sergeant will be wiped out?!
[14:35] ---
    Keroro-kun will disappear?
[14:41] ---
    Once again, I have cut a w—
[14:44] ---
    No, you haven't.
[14:45] ---
    What?!
[14:46] ---
    The copy function seems
    to be destroyed, though.
[14:50] ---
    So he'll be okay?
[14:51] ---
    Nope. According to my calculations,
[14:54] ---
    using the law of
    conservation of Keronian matter,
SIGN    The law of conservation of Keronian matter
SIGN    The total energy of the original
[14:57] ---
    if the total energy
    of the original is 100 Keron,
SIGN    100 Keron
SIGN    100 commanders
[15:00] ---
    when you produce 100 commanders
SIGN    Energy per one commander 1 Keron
[15:02] ---
    each has the energy of 1 Keron.
SIGN    Original's energy span
[15:04] ---
    Plugging the original's energy span
    into the formula, you get...
[15:07] ---
    Could you speak in terms that
    other people would understand?
[15:10] ---
    In short, unless we destroy all the copies,
[15:12] ---
    our commander will be gone in 72 minutes.
SIGN    You're kidding!
[15:16] ---
    What?
[15:17] ---
    Ah... now that you mention it,
[15:20] ---
    I do feel like I'm growing weak...
[15:22] ---
    Uncle!
[15:23] ---
    No way...
[15:25] ---
    Mister Sergeant,
[15:26] ---
    it was the greatest honor
    for me to have served you!
[15:30] ---
    That stupid frog...
[15:32] ---
    Thank you.
[15:34] ---
    Oh, I know!
    My father might know what to do!
[15:39] ---
    Um, hello, Father?
[15:42] ---
    It's Mois.
[15:43] ---
    We have a problem like this and that.
[15:45] ---
    And if we don't act quickly,
    Uncle Keroro will disappear.
[15:49] ---
    What? Yes. That's awful.
[15:52] ---
    How dare someone
    insult you like that, Father?
[15:54] ---
    I'll never forgive him.
[15:56] ---
    Don't tell me they're
    talking about something else?
[15:57] ---
    Are you serious?!
[15:59] ---
    Oh no... I feel so sorry for you, Father.
[16:04] ---
    Uh huh. Please stop crying, Father.
SIGN    Father
[16:06] ---
    Father.
[16:08] ---
    I have faith in you, Father!
[16:10] ---
    Or, like, steadfast belief?
[16:12] ---
    Okay. So getting back to Uncle...
[16:16] ---
    Okay. I understand. Okay, see you.
[16:19] ---
    Well, did he know what to do?
[16:21] ---
    He said he had no idea!
[16:24] ---
    Already 70 minutes have passed.
[16:26] ---
    He only has 2 minutes and 50 seconds left.
[16:30] ---
    Uncle!
[16:31] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:32] ---
    Hang in there, Sarge!
[16:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[16:37] ---
    I'm happy just to know
    how compassionate you are.
[16:41] ---
    Sarge...
[16:42] ---
    I've only known you for a while,
[16:44] ---
    but I feel so lucky to
    have met someone like you, sir.
[16:50] ---
    We played volleyball on the beach.
[16:53] ---
    Your ghost stories were really scary!
[16:55] ---
    We went under the sea...
    We went up the snowy mountains...
[16:58] ---
    We haven't done that yet!
[17:01] ---
    But we should do that next time!
[17:03] ---
    And let's visit many more places together.
[17:05] ---
    Master Fuyuki... I have no regrets
    about dying for this mission, sir.
[17:13] ---
    What an idiot for trying to act so cool...
[17:16] ---
    Not to mention,
    his death serves no purpose.
[17:18] ---
    1 minute, 52 seconds and counting.
[17:26] ---
    Sarge! Don't you dare fade out!
[17:29] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[17:31] ---
    Do you really think I'll...
    let you get away with it?
[17:41] ---
    I saw all these Sergeants outside.
[17:44] ---
    Saburo-senpai...
[17:46] ---
    Hey, what's everybody so serious about?
[17:49] ---
    Did I stick my nose in at a bad time?
SIGN    Entryway
[17:53] ---
    Saburo has a mysterious pen that can
     make whatever he draws come true.
[17:59] ---
    Of course...
[18:01] ---
    Saburo-san!
[18:03] ---
    What is it?
[18:04] ---
    Could you draw a Kero Ball
     using that pen of yours?
[18:07] ---
    Huh? A Kero Ball?
[18:09] ---
    Would that save him?
[18:11] ---
    I'm not sure, but let's try it.
[18:14] ---
    It can't possibly make an
    exact replica of a Kero Ball,
[18:17] ---
    but it's worth a try.
[18:20] ---
    Oh, sure! Let's give it a try!
[18:23] ---
    Thank you very much!
[18:25] ---
    I hope this works, sir...
[18:27] ---
    Yeah!
[18:32] ---
    There!
[18:39] ---
    You did it!
[18:40] ---
    The rest is up to you, Fuyuki.
[18:43] ---
    I'm sure it'll work if you truly wish for it.
[18:46] ---
    Okay!
[18:48] ---
    You have less than 30 seconds left.
[18:52] ---
    Well, here goes nothing!
[18:58] ---
    I want to help the sergeant...
[19:01] ---
    Because he's my friend!
[19:06] ---
    Please! Kero Ball!
[19:16] ---
    Uncle, hang on! Or, like, extreme anguish?
[19:26] ---
    H-How... How did it go?
[19:30] ---
    Oh. Has it stopped?
[19:33] ---
    S-Sarge!
[19:52] ---
    Uncle is...
[20:02] ---
    All the copies have disappeared.
[20:04] ---
    So it worked?
[20:07] ---
    Well, it looks like it.
[20:12] ---
    Kero?
[20:16] ---
    Sarge!
[20:19] ---
    Keroro...
[20:21] ---
    I am so glad.
[20:23] ---
    Thanks to Fuyuki-kun,
    you were saved, Sergeant.
[20:26] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:31] ---
    Sarge!
[20:32] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:34] ---
    I'm so glad, Sarge!
[20:37] ---
    Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
[20:41] ---
    I'll never do anything like this again, sir!
[20:44] ---
    I know. We'll always be
    good friends, right?
[20:50] ---
    And for a long time after that,
[20:51] ---
    Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
    the Kero Ball.
SIGN    Several days later
[20:54] ---
    Huh?
[21:00] ---
    I still do want to
    repair my Gundam models...
[21:02] ---
    I'm sure it'll work this time.
[21:04] ---
    Sarge.
[21:08] ---
    You caused so much trouble
    for your friends the other day...
[21:19] ---
    Don't you dare.
[21:23] ---
    Please... forgive... me...
[21:26] ---
    And for a long time after that,
[21:28] ---
    Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
    the Kero Ball.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:09] ---
    We have great news for all the
    good children out there!
[23:12] ---
    I, Space Detective 556 (Kogoro), will take
    over the title role, starting next episode!
[23:17] ---
    Hope you'll cheer me on
    in my attempt to find a job.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind such things...
[23:20] ---
    Don't miss the fateful battle between the
    space detective and the evil invaders.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: The Noble but Poor
    Space Detectives, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    "556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    Are you serious?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E24 - Keroro: The Noble but Poor Space Detectives, Sir! / 556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    The great universe stretches out infinitely.
[01:37] ---
    From dark, deep space comes
    a hero to keep the peace on Earth.
SIGN    Kikuraya Byagin Exhibit
[01:54] ---
    This is a fabricated peace.
[01:56] ---
    I can feel...
[02:01] ---
    ...dark shadows hiding in this town!
[02:04] ---
    And... I can hear a voice
    calling out for justice!
[02:13] ---
    Keroro: The Noble but Poor
    Space Detective, Sir!
[02:22] ---
    It's worth walking the extra distance.
[02:24] ---
    The fish is always cheaper here.
[02:27] ---
    Look, what is he doing?
[02:29] ---
    That's dangerous!
[02:30] ---
    Why is he there?
SIGN    Ooba Market
[02:39] ---
    There you are!
[02:48] ---
    W-Why...
[02:50] ---
    ...come to me?!
SIGN    The Station Road Shopping District Supermarket
[02:55] ---
    Give me a second.
    My legs are tingling.
[02:59] ---
    O...kay...
[03:04] ---
    Okay!
[03:07] ---
    The tingling is gone!
SIGN    Ooba
[03:12] ---
    You!
[03:12] ---
    Y-Yes?
[03:14] ---
    Love!
SIGN    Love
[03:15] ---
    What's it mean?!
SIGN    Love, love, love, love, love...
[03:18] ---
    Exactly! It means not to hesitate!
[03:20] ---
    Now, miss, tell me your secret,
    right here, right now!
[03:24] ---
    Th-This unpredictable behavior
[03:27] ---
    and completely illogical
    conversation remind me of...
[03:33] ---
    No doubt about it. He's an alien!
[03:35] ---
    Farewell!
[03:37] ---
    You're not getting away!
[03:38] ---
    Super-swift... machine... Kogoroader!
SIGN    Kogoroader
[03:49] ---
    556 (Kogoro) jumps on his
    super-swift machine, Kogoroader,
[03:53] ---
    and goes after Natsumi!
SIGN    She's gone.
[03:58] ---
    Oh no!
SIGN    Height limit 3.0M Frog Optometrist
[04:03] ---
    Wait!
[04:05] ---
    Why is he chasing me?
[04:07] ---
    Whew... it's getting more comfortable,
    with the temperatures cooling down.
[04:12] ---
    Wait!
[04:13] ---
    Gero?
[04:14] ---
    Noooo!
[04:17] ---
    Gero!
[04:18] ---
    That guy's...
[04:20] ---
    How can a mere Pekoponian
    like her run so fast?
SIGN    Ando Otorhinologist
[04:24] ---
    Hello! This is 556!
[04:26] ---
    Lavie! Please respond!
[04:28] ---
    This is Lavie. Go ahead.
[04:30] ---
    The target has escaped!
    She's a red-haired girl! Go after her!
[04:34] ---
    Roger. Leave it to Lavie.
SIGN    Masaka Pawn Shop
[04:39] ---
    W-Who the heck was that?
[04:41] ---
    Freeze.
[04:45] ---
    Don't move an inch.
[04:46] ---
    O-Okay...
[04:48] ---
    Please! Stop giving me a hard time!
SIGN    Morinaga Toy Shop
[04:51] ---
    I... I'm the one
    who's having the hard time.
[04:55] ---
    C'mon... Give me a break!
SIGN    Transmitter
[05:04] ---
    I'm home...
[05:06] ---
    Hey, Sis, what's the rush?
[05:10] ---
    I was chased by some weird people.
[05:14] ---
    Is this it?! This is her hideout?!
[05:16] ---
    I'm certain of it.
[05:17] ---
    That's enough, you two!
[05:19] ---
    There's nothing to fear!
[05:21] ---
    Now that I am here,
[05:22] ---
    you're out of harm's way!
[05:23] ---
    Come on, I'll take you to a safer place!
[05:26] ---
    What do you mean by that?
[05:28] ---
    Where could be safer than our own home?
[05:32] ---
    What's with all that racket?
[05:33] ---
    Is there something the matter, Natsumi?
[05:36] ---
    I've found them! The criminal aliens!
[05:40] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[05:44] ---
    Who the heck do you think you are?
SIGN    Adhesion
[05:47] ---
    Adhesion!
[05:59] ---
    Space Detective!
SIGN    Space Detective 556 (Kogoro).
[06:01] ---
    556 (Kogoro)!
[06:03] ---
    Kogoro?!
[06:04] ---
    Space detective?
[06:06] ---
    What did he mean by "adhesion"?
[06:07] ---
    Sounds disgusting.
[06:09] ---
    Space Detective 556 can put on his Adhesion
    Costume in just 0.003 nanoseconds.
[06:15] ---
    Why don't we take
    another look at that process?
[06:18] ---
    Stop it, that's enough!
[06:19] ---
    What? You sure?
    It was just getting to the...
[06:22] ---
    I don't know what's going on...
[06:24] ---
    But one thing for sure
    is that you are my enemy.
[06:27] ---
    Hold it right there!
[06:32] ---
    This is certainly quite a big surprise, sir.
[06:35] ---
    Who would've thought you'd
    brazenly walk into our hideout?
[06:39] ---
    You're...!
[06:40] ---
    Sarge!
[06:40] ---
    Cosplay?
[06:42] ---
    556... you'll regret coming here.
[06:48] ---
    Setting off the Kululu Alter-World.
    Here you go...
[06:56] ---
    W-What's going on?
[07:01] ---
    Bro... Bro...!
[07:04] ---
    What the heck is going on?
[07:05] ---
    It's probably a parody of some kids' show.
[07:07] ---
    Bro...!
[07:11] ---
    How sneaky of you to
    prepare a dimension like this!
[07:15] ---
    Yeah, when did he do it?
[07:16] ---
    No one'll get mad at us for
    getting wild or blowing things up in here.
[07:21] ---
    Now surrender to us, 556!
[07:24] ---
    Just a moment!
[07:27] ---
    Because of your height,
    I look like a big bully.
[07:32] ---
    Oh, is that so? Okay, hang on a sec.
[07:35] ---
    I'm back.
[07:37] ---
    You don't have a problem now, do you?
[07:40] ---
    Listen, 556, or whatever your name is.
[07:42] ---
    This'll be your burial site.
[07:44] ---
    My words to you exactly!
[07:54] ---
    This doesn't seem like
    the Keroro I see every day...
[07:56] ---
    That's true. Right now,
    Mr. Sergeant is showing
[07:59] ---
    a determination that we
    normally do not see!
[08:02] ---
    In fact, it seems like the
    sergeant from the old days.
[08:07] ---
    Giroro and Tamama's impressions
    are not entirely wrong.
[08:11] ---
    In fact, the Kululu Alter-World
    maintains a humidity of 110%,
[08:15] ---
    which triples the normal strength
    of native Keronians.
[08:19] ---
    So you're actually serious this time.
[08:23] ---
    Take this!
[08:24] ---
    Hell arms!
[08:35] ---
    Laser sword!
[08:40] ---
    No, Keroro!
[08:47] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[08:48] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[08:51] ---
    That was a close call!
[08:52] ---
    You idiot!
[08:54] ---
    I don't need any help in this fight.
[08:57] ---
    I'll defeat him with my own hands.
[09:01] ---
    K-Keroro-kun...
[09:03] ---
    H-He's so brave.
[09:06] ---
    I always knew my sergeant
    was awesome...
[09:10] ---
    I never thought... I could be
    moved by his words like this.
[09:14] ---
    Keroro...
[09:16] ---
    You're not just a mindless idiot
    that's only good for
[09:19] ---
    doing household chores
    and building Gundam models.
[09:24] ---
    Now I see... you have the passionate blood
    of a soldier flowing through your body.
[09:32] ---
    It's time we settled this once and for all.
[09:34] ---
    Yeah. Bring it on!
[09:40] ---
    Die!
[09:43] ---
    K-Keroro-kun! No!
[09:44] ---
    Those words and that jump...
[09:46] ---
    ...have defeat written all over them.
[09:48] ---
    Let's go!
[09:49] ---
    556... Organic!
SIGN    556 Organic
[10:03] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[10:04] ---
    Keroro!
[10:04] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:14] ---
    Long time no see, Keroro!
[10:16] ---
    You look good, 556!
[10:19] ---
    You could have called me first.
[10:21] ---
    You haven't changed at all, man!
[10:26] ---
    You're childhood friends?
[10:28] ---
    We played together a lot,
    pretending we were heroes.
[10:32] ---
    So he was just playing
    when he went after me
[10:34] ---
    and destroyed
    our front door like that?
[10:36] ---
    I'm truly sorry that my big brother
    has caused so much trouble.
[10:40] ---
    Uh, no, you don't have to apologize...
[10:42] ---
    W-Well, this really brings back
    a lot of fond memories.
[10:49] ---
    When I grow up,
[10:50] ---
    I'm definitely gonna be a
    conqueror of other worlds.
[10:53] ---
    In that case, I'll be a space policeman
    and destroy your ambitions!
[10:58] ---
    Well, let's see you try that.
[11:00] ---
    Oh, I will!
[11:07] ---
    But you're way ahead of me...
[11:11] ---
    I kept failing the test to
    become a space policeman.
[11:14] ---
    That's why I gave up and
    opened up a detective agency.
[11:17] ---
    And here you are,
    doing great as a conqueror.
[11:21] ---
    Oh, he's not doing great at all.
     Not one bit.
[11:23] ---
    How can you say that?!
[11:25] ---
    It doesn't matter whether
    you're a conqueror or policeman.
[11:28] ---
    You looked really cool just now.
[11:32] ---
    Th-Thank you, Keroro!
[11:38] ---
    He really is just a mindless idiot, after all.
[11:43] ---
    And this is how peace in the
    Hinata household was turned upside down
[11:46] ---
    by Space Detective 556.
[11:49] ---
    But he's not finished yet!
[11:52] ---
    Although I wish he were...
SIGN    To be continued
[11:55] ---
    We'll be right back.
[12:05] ---
    This is Keroro's childhood friend,
     Space Detective 556 (Kogoro).
[12:08] ---
    It's been a month now
    since he came to Earth.
[12:12] ---
    It says here your specialties are...
[12:16] ---
    "Never holding still" and
    "Never giving up"... well, that's fine...
[12:21] ---
    But what about this "Adhesion"
     you wrote here?
[12:24] ---
    I'll show you!
SIGN    Detective Agency Peko Detective Agency
[12:26] ---
    Adhesion!
[12:29] ---
    Space Detective... 556!
[12:31] ---
    You're...
[12:32] ---
    556 Organic!
[12:39] ---
    556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!
SIGN    Ooba
[12:48] ---
    Not only the fish,
    but the meat is cheap here, too.
[12:52] ---
    Come one, come all!
SIGN    Ham Day
[12:54] ---
    Why don't you try
    our delicious roast ham?
SIGN    Ham day
     Ham loin,
     thigh meat
[12:57] ---
    Try our free samples.
    They're really good.
[12:57] ---
    Isn't that...?
[12:59] ---
    Hello. Um... Lavie-san, right?
[13:03] ---
    Oh, you're my brother's friend's...
[13:07] ---
    Is this where you've been working?
[13:09] ---
    Yeah. Since then, my brother
    and I have been living in Pekopon.
[13:13] ---
    But it's so expensive to live here
    and hard to get a job.
[13:16] ---
    Well, I finally found this job.
[13:19] ---
    I see...
[13:21] ---
    Huh... a part-time job?
[13:23] ---
    It must be pretty tough for them.
[13:26] ---
    Or, like, complex feelings?
[13:28] ---
    Not all aliens are useless creatures
[13:31] ---
    who leave the housework to the girls
[13:33] ---
    and spend all their time
    just building Gundam models.
SIGN    That's mean.
SIGN    Useless alien
[13:44] ---
    I wonder if my brother's found a job?
[13:47] ---
    I'm home!
[13:49] ---
    Welcome back, Lavie!
[13:50] ---
    Today I have great news for you!
[13:52] ---
    So you did get a job?
[13:54] ---
    Look at this. Remember
    this three-shelf bookcase I found?
[13:57] ---
    I discovered that if I lay it sideways,
    I can use it as a table!
[14:02] ---
    So you struck out again... today...
[14:11] ---
    Bro, I was able to bring home
    some leftover ham today.
[14:15] ---
    Let's eat it together.
[14:16] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Welcome to our secret base. Command Center this way.
[14:22] ---
    This won't do.
[14:24] ---
    There's nothing over here, either.
[14:25] ---
    None of these seem suitable at all.
[14:29] ---
    I never thought we'd have
    such a hard time finding one.
[14:35] ---
    K-Keroro... Don't tell me...
[14:38] ---
    you're finally getting serious
    about conquering Pekopon?
[14:43] ---
    No, no. I'm not conquering,
     I'm job-hunting.
[14:46] ---
    Job-hunting?!
[14:47] ---
    We're trying to find a job
    for his childhood friend, 556-san.
[14:52] ---
    Boy, it's really hard to find a
    good job on Pekopon these days.
[15:00] ---
    What was I thinking,
    getting my hopes up like that...?
[15:04] ---
    He's just a mindless idiot...
    mindless idiot... mindless idiot...
[15:08] ---
    How about this one?
SIGN    9:00 AM Saturdays on Deep Tokyo TV's 28 affiliated stations Jabariser
[15:10] ---
    Wow, I've been watching that show.
[15:13] ---
    It's that new hit series,
    Ultra-Spirit Jabariser.
[15:17] ---
    But what has that got to do
    with anything?
[15:20] ---
    Well, just see for yourself.
[15:23] ---
    Wow. This is...
[15:29] ---
    So... your interview
    didn't work out again today.
[15:35] ---
    Bro...
[15:38] ---
    Please don't look so sad.
[15:42] ---
    Lavie has the special ability
    to read 556's expressions.
[15:47] ---
    How are we gonna
    pay this month's rent?
[15:53] ---
    That voice!
[15:54] ---
    Hey, you're lucky to
    have a friend like me, 556.
[15:57] ---
    I've found a job
    that suits you really well!
[16:02] ---
    You did?!
SIGN    Saiei Corp. Kami-Igusa Movie Studio
SIGN    9:00 AM Saturdays on Deep Tokyo TV's 28 affiliated stations Jump Shoot Reel'em In Jabariser
[16:09] ---
    Over 300 actors have already auditioned.
SIGN    Rest area
[16:12] ---
    Isn't there even one who fits the
    image you have in mind, Director?
[16:16] ---
    Well, I understand what
    you're saying, Tomitaka-kun.
[16:18] ---
    But this is the latest
    installment of a popular series.
[16:20] ---
    It's not that easy.
[16:26] ---
    What the?
[16:30] ---
    I found... 10 yen!
[16:34] ---
    That's him!
[16:35] ---
    The man who's perfect for
    the image of the main character!
[16:39] ---
    From this day on,
    you will be the Jabariser!
[16:44] ---
    Operation: Secret Impromptu Audition
    was a big success, sir.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
[16:49] ---
    Well, the audition was listed
    on the internet several times.
[16:53] ---
    Thank goodness...
    I'm so happy for you, Bro.
[16:56] ---
    You finally have a job now.
[16:59] ---
    Roll cameras.
[17:00] ---
    Take one!
[17:01] ---
    Take one!
SIGN    Jabariser #1 Part B S-9 C-25 T-(1)
[17:03] ---
    Ready... action.
[17:06] ---
    So you finally show yourself,
    undead monsters!
[17:09] ---
    How dare you? You're
    just a mere human. Get him.
[17:23] ---
    Hey. What the....
[17:24] ---
    He was supposed to have a
    much longer fight in this scene.
[17:27] ---
    No, that was just fine.
[17:29] ---
    That was a great ad-lib.
[17:31] ---
    He read the scene perfectly,
[17:32] ---
    and came up with a great fight sequence.
[17:34] ---
    He's awesome. He's one
    of the most talented actors
[17:36] ---
    I've seen in 10 years...
    no, make that 100 years!
[17:40] ---
    556... I must admit...
[17:43] ---
    ...you were incredibly cool just now.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
[17:47] ---
    Bring out all the monsters
    we have. Attack all at once!
[18:00] ---
    Awesome...
[18:02] ---
    Yeah. The Ultra-Spirit Jabariser...
[18:05] ---
    This will be a masterpiece superhero show.
[18:08] ---
    Terrific, 556-kun!
    Keep those ad-libs coming!
[18:12] ---
    But... what is this feeling?
[18:15] ---
    I should be happy for my friend.
[18:18] ---
    And yet,
[18:19] ---
    there's a cloud hanging over
    the way I feel inside.
[18:23] ---
    Lucky...
SIGN    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
[18:24] ---
    Why is 556-san the one
    getting all the attention?
[18:27] ---
    Don't do it! Private Tamama!
[18:30] ---
    Oh, come on, Mr. Sergeant.
    He said ad-libs are okay, right?
[18:35] ---
    All I'm doing is helping 556-san
    with my ad-libs.
[18:41] ---
    Th-That's right! Ad-libs!
[18:44] ---
    I can add more excitement to 556's action
    with some ad-libs!
[18:48] ---
    Right?
[18:50] ---
    Looks good. This thing is
    guaranteed to be a success!
[18:58] ---
    W-What the?
[18:59] ---
    I am Masked Tamama, the cousin
    of Jabariser! All ready for action!
SIGN    Masked Tamama
[19:04] ---
    And I'm...
[19:07] ---
    ...the distant relative of Jabariser's
    twin brother, separated at birth!
[19:10] ---
    Keroro Kaiser Z!
SIGN    Keroro Kaiser Z
[19:12] ---
    We've come to help you, 556.
[19:14] ---
    Great to have you here.
[19:16] ---
    All three of us together are...
[19:17] ---
    ...the Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser!
SIGN    The Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser
[19:36] ---
    We're in trouble now.
[19:37] ---
    Director. Let's get outta here.
[19:41] ---
    After my brother... finally got a job...
[19:45] ---
    Please stop it.
[19:50] ---
    Please stop, everyone!
[19:53] ---
    If you keep getting in the way
    of my brother's job, I'll shoot!
[19:58] ---
    Y-You're...?
SIGN    The Goddess of Venus Justy Lavie
[20:06] ---
    The Goddess of Venus... Justy Lavie!
SIGN    Justy Lavie
    Lavie
[20:13] ---
    That's Lavie?
[20:15] ---
    Yeah. The Goddess of Venus, Justy Lavie.
[20:18] ---
    I think this is the premiere episode today.
[20:20] ---
    And she looks great holding a gun like that.
[20:23] ---
    Or, like, youthful beauty?
[20:25] ---
    The show is creating
    quite a buzz on the internet.
[20:28] ---
    I'm sure this series will be a big hit.
[20:30] ---
    And just as Fuyuki predicted,
[20:32] ---
    Lavie debuted as
    "the sad-eyed gunslinger girl,"
[20:37] ---
    and became an overnight sensation
    as a new female action star.
[20:42] ---
    Meanwhile...
SIGN    The lowest low
[20:45] ---
    The lowest low.
[20:50] ---
    Look at this, Lavie!
[20:51] ---
    If I set up the bookcases like this,
     they can even be a bed!
[20:54] ---
    That's great, Bro!
[20:56] ---
    I'm off to the filming of Justy Lavie.
[21:00] ---
    Sure!
[21:00] ---
    Let me walk you there myself!
[21:05] ---
    And thanks to Lavie's popularity,
[21:06] ---
    they were able to buy many more bookcases,
[21:08] ---
    and 556 didn't have to
    worry about money anymore.
[21:11] ---
    But the many adventures of 556 continue.
[21:15] ---
    Although I really don't want them to!
[21:17] ---
    Adhere, Space Detective, 556!
SIGN    To be continued
SIGN    Justy Lavie "The Making of" DVD
[21:22] ---
    A little known secret:
    a short time after,
[21:25] ---
    Kululu began selling black-market "Making of"
     DVDs for Goddess of Venus, Justy Lavie.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:07] ---
    Who do you think I am? I'm...
[23:11] ---
    Well, never mind that for now.
    But let me just tell you
[23:15] ---
    that your future and hopes
    are in my hands.
[23:17] ---
    A person's financial status
    does decide his value.
[23:21] ---
    I'll teach you that.
[23:22] ---
    Never mind such things!
    A mysterious organization
[23:24] ---
    suddenly attacks Lady Momoka
    in the next episode.
[23:26] ---
    "Momoka: Love, Youth and
    a Hectic Getaway, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's one full episode.
     I hope you'll like it.
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E25 - Momoka: Love, Youth and a Hectic Getaway, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:34] ---
    This is a grand tale of the love
    and courage of all living things.
SIGN    Scotland
[01:41] ---
    Or so I hope...
[01:43] ---
    What? Now you say you can't come?
[01:47] ---
    But you promised me. Why?
[01:55] ---
    Are you sure about this, milady?
[01:58] ---
    Yes.
[01:59] ---
    I can't leave here now...
[02:03] ---
    ...even if I have to
    break my promise to Father.
[02:08] ---
    That Momoka... If that's
    the way she wants it, then...
[02:15] ---
    You just wait, Momoka.
[02:23] ---
    Momoka: Love, Youth and
    a Hectic Getaway, Sir!
[02:30] ---
    What's all the racket?
[02:32] ---
    An unidentified flying object
    is fast approaching.
[02:35] ---
    Or, like, major crisis?
[02:38] ---
    I have a visual from our spy camera.
     I'll put it on the screen.
[02:42] ---
    What a cool-looking aircraft.
[02:45] ---
    That's a transport plane
    of the Nishizawa Group.
[02:48] ---
    What? The Nishizawa Group?
[02:50] ---
    Correct. I will explain,
    though do not ask why I did not earlier.
[02:53] ---
    The Nishizawa Group
    is a major conglomerate
[02:56] ---
    controlling half of the world's economy.
[02:58] ---
    Momocchi's father is the president.
[03:02] ---
    And judging from the color of that plane,
[03:04] ---
    it carries the Nishizawa president's
    personal army and elite force.
[03:07] ---
    That army is said to be the best on Pekopon!
[03:12] ---
    But why would such an army
    come all the way here?
[03:16] ---
    Or, like, further details?
[03:23] ---
    We can use this opportunity.
[03:24] ---
    Huh?
[03:25] ---
    What I mean is... I think we need
     to show headquarters
[03:29] ---
    that the Keroro Platoon
    is working hard.
[03:32] ---
    Otherwise, we might be in trouble.
[03:34] ---
    A rumor has it that our budget might be cut.
[03:37] ---
    So what we do is...
[03:38] ---
    We create a promotional video
    that shows us defeating
[03:44] ---
    the Pekopon army as easily
    as twisting a baby's arm.
[03:46] ---
    We'll send that out to headquarters.
SIGN    Sweeping charge
[03:49] ---
    And then...
[03:50] ---
    "Wow. The Keroro Platoon
    is really working hard."
[03:53] ---
    "Especially their platoon leader.
    Sergeant Keroro looks good out there."
SIGN    Sweeping charge
[03:57] ---
    "Okay. I'll increase their budget."
[04:02] ---
    That's what will happen, and for sure,
    we'll get a 200% increase, sir.
[04:07] ---
    Don't you agree that that thing
    is the perfect opponent?
[04:10] ---
    Something about that idea bothers me,
[04:13] ---
    but the best Pekopon army, huh?
[04:15] ---
    Sounds exciting.
[04:16] ---
    Okay now, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[04:19] ---
    I want you to go to
     Lady Momoka's mansion
[04:21] ---
    and find out what
    they're planning to do, sir.
[04:25] ---
    Roger!
[04:28] ---
    I can almost picture
[04:31] ---
    just how good we'll look.
[04:33] ---
    Come on! Like bugs that
    fly into the fire in the summer,
[04:36] ---
    fly to your own destruction!
[04:38] ---
    And as this would-be conqueror
    of Pekopon thinks such thoughts,
[04:42] ---
    Momoka-chan herself is...
[04:46] ---
    Well then, about tomorrow's
    first outing of the Occult Club.
[04:51] ---
    We'll investigate the site
[04:52] ---
    where the controversial
    Kadoyama Hospital used to be.
[04:55] ---
    But, Nishizawa-san, how were you able
    to find such a mystery spot?
[04:59] ---
    Well, since I'm a member
     of the Occult Club,
[05:03] ---
    I keep an eye out
    for these things.
[05:08] ---
    Actually, I worked my
    butt off to find a place
[05:10] ---
    where the two of us can be alone.
[05:13] ---
    But what if it rains?
[05:15] ---
    Who cares if it rains?
[05:18] ---
    We'll go, rain or shine.
[05:20] ---
    After all, it's the first time
    our precious Occult Club
[05:22] ---
    has planned to go on an outing to a
    remote area where we'll be alone together.
[05:25] ---
    Oh... I guess so.
[05:27] ---
    I've finally made it this far.
[05:29] ---
    I'm not gonna let a little rain
    ruin my plans!
[05:32] ---
    Not even my own father
    can meddle this time!
[05:34] ---
    I dare you to come!
[05:37] ---
    Wow... She sure seems
    passionate about this...
[05:47] ---
    Milady Momoka has left the school.
[05:50] ---
    Stay sharp. The enemy might come
     from just about anywhere.
[05:54] ---
    Roger.
[05:56] ---
    This mission may end up
    being pretty brutal.
[06:00] ---
    As one of milady Momoka's bodyguards,
    it is my duty to protect her with my life!
[06:11] ---
    I can't wait for tomorrow to come.
[06:13] ---
    I'm looking forward to it, too.
[06:16] ---
    We might actually witness
    some supernatural phenomena.
[06:19] ---
    Yes...
[06:21] ---
    Milady...
[06:24] ---
    Like an earthbound spirit...
[06:26] ---
    You're part of my father's elite force!
[06:29] ---
    Milady Momoka,
    would you please come with me?
[06:34] ---
    I don't want to.
[06:35] ---
    Then I have no choice.
[06:38] ---
    I will have to take you in by force.
[06:41] ---
    What did you do to my bodyguards?
[06:43] ---
    They were pretty tough, as I expected.
[06:45] ---
    But I was able to take care of them.
[06:49] ---
    There's nowhere to run now.
[06:51] ---
    S-Stop it.
[06:53] ---
    I'm not sure what this is all about,
[06:55] ---
    but she obviously doesn't
    want to go with you.
[06:59] ---
    Hey, boy. I commend you for
    trying to protect Momoka-sama. But...
[07:10] ---
    What happened?
[07:13] ---
    We were saved by your
    timely return, Master Tamama.
[07:17] ---
    When Paul told me that you
    were in danger, I rushed to come back.
[07:21] ---
    Carrying all three of you is heavy...
[07:28] ---
    So you see it now, you Pekoponians?
[07:30] ---
    Never mess with Keronians.
[07:35] ---
    And cut.
[07:37] ---
    So, what did you think of that?
[07:39] ---
    You were magnificent, Uncle.
[07:41] ---
    Or, like, nicely captured?
[07:43] ---
    Hey. Why do I have to do this?
[07:46] ---
    Oh, Giroro-kun... you still
    don't get it, do you?
[07:50] ---
    By putting this in as the last scene,
[07:52] ---
    it gives more impact to our battle.
[07:56] ---
    I-Is that really true?
[07:58] ---
    The question is how we
    can lure them over here...
[08:06] ---
    There's a sign of dimensional turbulence.
[08:08] ---
    I believe it's some sort of
    ether-driven propulsion system.
[08:11] ---
    Super-advanced technology, huh?
[08:13] ---
    Momoka-sama's mysterious pet
    may have some connection to this.
[08:19] ---
    What's taking so long?
[08:22] ---
    Mr. President.
[08:30] ---
    Momoka...
[08:32] ---
    The Nishizawa Group's elite force?
[08:35] ---
    But why are they trying to kidnap you?
[08:39] ---
    Actually... it's because
    I disobeyed my father.
[08:44] ---
    You see, my father lives
    in Scotland, and...
[08:47] ---
    Ooh, Scotland?
     That seems like a romantic place!
[08:52] ---
    My father...
[08:53] ---
    He insists that I leave here
    and go with him to Scotland.
[08:57] ---
    But I refused.
[09:01] ---
    That's why he's decided to
    use force to get what he wants.
[09:04] ---
    It's foolish to go up against the
    elite force of the Nishizawa Group.
[09:08] ---
    We were just lucky that Master Tamama
    got there in time to help us.
[09:14] ---
    So the army is involved in
    a father-daughter spat, huh?
[09:18] ---
    You should go, Nishizawa-san.
[09:21] ---
    There are a lot of old castles in Scotland.
[09:23] ---
    There must be a lot of mysterious spots.
[09:26] ---
    It sounds great!
[09:29] ---
    But I... I don't...
[09:32] ---
    I'd rather... I'd rather... I'd rather...
SIGN    Smack
[09:36] ---
    Are you numb or just plain dumb?
[09:38] ---
    Why did you have to hit me so hard?
[09:40] ---
    I'm not exactly siding with the
    high-handed ways of your father,
[09:44] ---
    but how do you go against an army?
[09:47] ---
    The fact remains that I am now
    the only one left to protect Momoka-sama.
[09:54] ---
    Wait a sec! Do not forget about me!
[09:57] ---
    Thank you, Tama-chan.
[10:01] ---
    Opportunity presents itself
    right in my lap, sir.
[10:04] ---
    Leave it to the Keroro Platoon
    to guard Lady Momoka!
[10:08] ---
    Sarge!
[10:09] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:11] ---
    If they are indeed
    Pekopon's best military force,
[10:13] ---
    then I have no complaints
    about the opponent.
[10:15] ---
    This'll double our budget.
[10:17] ---
    It is sad that a father
    and daughter are in such conflict.
[10:22] ---
    Maybe I'll try that thing out...
[10:23] ---
    Knowing what is right and
    not doing it is utter cowardice.
[10:26] ---
    Or, like, vox populi?
[10:27] ---
    Th-Thanks, all of you.
[10:32] ---
    We are finally going to see
    how powerful the Keronians really are.
[10:37] ---
    I guess they're not just
    some silly alien clowns, after all.
[10:41] ---
    You may not believe me after
    everything that's happened so far,
[10:44] ---
    but this time, they mean business.
    Please believe me. I beg you.
[10:56] ---
    An unexpected turn of events
    is unfolding. The Keroro Platoon
[11:00] ---
    is about to collide head-on with
    the Nishizawa Group's commandos,
[11:03] ---
    who are attempting
     to take Momoka by force.
[11:06] ---
    This is exactly when a narrator
    needs to pump things up.
[11:08] ---
    In other words, Pekopon is in danger!
SIGN    This way.
[11:13] ---
    A trap? How interesting!
[11:16] ---
    Here they come!
[11:18] ---
    They wasted no time in
    finding us. Not bad.
[11:21] ---
    Okay, men!
     I'll leave the rest up to you.
[11:23] ---
    What?!
[11:24] ---
    What? What do you mean?!
[11:26] ---
    They're mere Pekoponians.
    Why don't we go easy on them?
[11:31] ---
    You guys create a "Keroro Platoon
    in danger" type of scene.
[11:34] ---
    And that's when I make
     my grand entrance!
[11:36] ---
    That's what the hero does.
[11:38] ---
    You can't be serious...!
[11:39] ---
    Good luck.
[11:41] ---
    He is serious.
[11:44] ---
    How can he be so confident?
[11:47] ---
    Forget about the lazy platoon leader.
     The battle's already begun.
[11:52] ---
    Huh, it's heating up...
[11:55] ---
    C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
[12:03] ---
    Once again, I have cut an object
    not worthy of my ninja blade.
[12:08] ---
    The Kululu Robot
    makes its second appearance.
[12:23] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[12:29] ---
    Let's test what these
    invading aliens can really do.
[12:34] ---
    Wow. The Keroro Platoon
    is overpowering them!
[12:38] ---
    Or, like, perfect success?
[12:40] ---
    Hm... this doesn't look good...
[12:42] ---
    Huh? But isn't the
    Keroro Platoon winning?
[12:45] ---
    That may be the case right now.
[12:47] ---
    But without a commanding officer,
    their attacks are sporadic.
[12:52] ---
    It's only a matter of time
    before the tide turns against them.
[13:00] ---
    Meanwhile, the commanding officer is...
[13:04] ---
    When HQ hears how we bravely
    fought against the Pekoponians,
[13:09] ---
    I'm sure they'll double our budget.
[13:11] ---
    And when that happens,
    more Gundam models! No, no, I mean...
[13:16] ---
    Our conquest of Pekopon
    will progress smoothly, sir!
[13:20] ---
    Well, putting that aside,
[13:22] ---
    I've got to assemble the right leg now.
[13:25] ---
    Part number E14... E14...
[13:28] ---
    Or, like, massive damage?
[13:30] ---
    I knew it...
[13:32] ---
    They should've taken this more seriously.
[13:34] ---
    Is there another way out of here?
[13:36] ---
    There's a road Uncle secretly built
[13:39] ---
    to get into the soccer
    stadium for free. You go ahead.
[13:43] ---
    I'll go care for the others.
    Or, like, urgent first-aid?
[13:48] ---
    Darn... They're good...
    We should've gone all out...
[13:54] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[14:01] ---
    So they're here.
[14:04] ---
    Paul Split Wave!
SIGN    Paul Split Wave
[14:05] ---
    Paul Hundred Slash Punch!
SIGN    Paul Hundred Slash Punch
SIGN    Paul Heel Drop
[14:07] ---
    Paul Heel Drop!
[14:13] ---
    I-It took me so long.
[14:15] ---
    Why is it
[14:17] ---
    that you seem to shine
    more than the others?
[14:20] ---
    Now, let me hear your
    thermonuclear reactor's...
[14:30] ---
    That's weird. The head doesn't
    quite sit properly...
[14:37] ---
    I'll beat the crap out of them!!
[14:43] ---
    Sis!
[14:44] ---
    Ouch...
[14:45] ---
    Are you all right?
[14:46] ---
    No, I must've twisted it. You two
    go on ahead. Don't worry about me.
[14:55] ---
    Well, milady Momoka.
    It's time to let me take you in.
[14:59] ---
    Never!
[15:00] ---
    That's enough, you people!
[15:03] ---
    She obviously doesn't want any of this.
[15:04] ---
    All those who get in the way
     will be dealt with.
[15:16] ---
    You lay one hand on Natsumi,
    and I'll blow your brains out.
[15:22] ---
    Giroro!
[15:22] ---
    I didn't think you had
    that much strength left.
[15:25] ---
    I've underestimated you.
[15:27] ---
    Frankly, I'm quite surprised myself.
[15:30] ---
    But this is the end of the road.
[15:32] ---
    We must obey our orders unconditionally.
[15:36] ---
    The gadget Keroro built for
    amusement will be of use, after all.
[15:40] ---
    What?
[15:41] ---
    Natsumi. Don't die.
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Scream
[15:46] ---
    Giroro!
[15:55] ---
    Don't give me any more trouble.
[15:58] ---
    I know everything about you.
[16:01] ---
    There's nowhere you can escape to, Momoka.
[16:04] ---
    Father...
[16:05] ---
    C'mon, Momoka. You're going
    with me to Scotland right now.
[16:10] ---
    Please excuse me.
[16:11] ---
    I am aware that I am in your service,
[16:13] ---
    but I cannot allow you to
    have your way with milady.
[16:17] ---
    That's what I like about you, Paul.
[16:19] ---
    That's exactly why I asked you
    to take care of Momoka for me.
[16:22] ---
    And now, it looks like
    this battle will be decided
[16:25] ---
    between Paul and me.
[16:27] ---
    You two, get out of here.
[16:28] ---
    But...
[16:29] ---
    Hurry!
[16:31] ---
    O-Okay...
[16:34] ---
    Facing you like this
    reminds me of those days
[16:36] ---
    when we used to street fight
    all the time.
[16:40] ---
    You defeated me in the end,
    and I pledged my allegiance to you.
[16:45] ---
    However, I have to do this
    for Momoka-sama now.
[16:48] ---
    C'mon, Paul!
[16:50] ---
    Prepare yourself, sir!
[16:52] ---
    New Nishizawa Punch!
[16:54] ---
    Paul Split Wave!
[17:02] ---
    Nishizawa-san.
[17:04] ---
    Whatever happens, I won't
    let them take you away from me.
[17:07] ---
    There are the times in my life
    when I need my other self to come out.
[17:12] ---
    Father... Paul... Please
    forgive me for being so selfish...
[17:19] ---
    C'mon, Nishizawa-san.
[17:20] ---
    We'll be safe over here for a while.
[17:28] ---
    Paul!
[17:29] ---
    Milady... I am very sorry...
[17:33] ---
    You know what this means, Momoka.
    The battle has been decided.
[17:36] ---
    Now, come to Scotland with me.
[17:40] ---
    Didn't you hear me, Momoka?
[17:44] ---
    How can you say that when she
    doesn't want to go? Please stop!
[17:49] ---
    Do you have any idea
    who you're talking to?
[17:53] ---
    I am the president of the
    Nishizawa Group,
[17:56] ---
    which controls
    half of the world's economy.
[18:04] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:07] ---
    Forgive me.
[18:08] ---
    There's no way a mere junior high school
    student like you can stand against me.
[18:14] ---
    I know that...
[18:17] ---
    I know I'm powerless.
[18:19] ---
    But to me, Nishizawa-san...
[18:21] ---
    ...is my precious only...
[18:23] ---
    All you scumbags!
[18:27] ---
    Sarge!
[18:28] ---
    Don't think you can get away
    with breaking my Gundam models!
[18:32] ---
    Oh no. That's the powerful missile
[18:34] ---
    that could raze all of Pekopon
    to the ground three times over!
[18:37] ---
    Mr. President.
    We're detecting massive energy.
[18:40] ---
    Sarge!
[18:41] ---
    I'm ready to sacrifice my life at any time.
[18:45] ---
    All of Pekopon shall be blown to pieces!
[18:48] ---
    Serves you right.
SIGN    60 seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN    59 seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN    58 seconds until the Earth blows up
[18:53] ---
    The detonation switch has been activated.
[18:54] ---
    It's dangerous to stay here.
    We have to evacuate immediately.
[18:57] ---
    This is ridiculous! Come here!
    We have to get away, Momoka.
[19:01] ---
    I don't want to.
[19:02] ---
    I... I want to stay here!
[19:08] ---
    Momoka...?
[19:12] ---
    Fuyuki! Do something
    about that stupid frog!
[19:15] ---
    Okay.
[19:17] ---
    Sarge! Do you seriously intend
    to blow us all away?
[19:21] ---
    Of course, sir.
[19:22] ---
    This is the price to pay for messing with
    my Gundam models, sir.
[19:25] ---
    It was almost done...
    I was almost finished.
[19:32] ---
    But if you destroy the whole planet,
[19:34] ---
    you won't be able to buy
    any more Gundam models!
[19:36] ---
    What?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    2 more seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN    1 more second until the Earth blows up
[19:44] ---
    You're right, sir! Oops...
[19:49] ---
    We're saved.
[19:51] ---
    Fuyuki! Spoken like a true space diplomat!
[19:54] ---
    I'm used to it by now.
[19:56] ---
    You were cool under pressure.
[19:58] ---
    A space diplomat... This little boy
    is the one who saved the world.
[20:03] ---
    She is blessed with interesting friends,
    and has certainly grown up... my Momoka...
[20:08] ---
    Let's go.
[20:09] ---
    Yes, sir!
[20:09] ---
    Father!
[20:11] ---
    I was so nervous...
[20:13] ---
    Um... F-Fuyuki-kun,
    about what you were saying...
[20:17] ---
    Huh?
[20:18] ---
    You were saying that I...
     I was your precious only...
[20:22] ---
    What were you gonna say after that?
[20:25] ---
    Don't tell me it was...
[20:27] ---
    To me, you're the precious only...
[20:32] ---
    ...member of my Occult Club!
[20:34] ---
    That's what I was trying to say.
[20:38] ---
    And so once again, our heroes save the day.
[20:41] ---
    Get some rest, everyone.
SIGN    One week later...
[20:48] ---
    I guess I really panicked,
    when you suddenly told me last week
[20:51] ---
    that you wouldn't come for tea.
[20:56] ---
    I had totally forgotten and
    made another appointment.
[21:00] ---
    The precious only member of
    his Occult Club, huh?
[21:04] ---
    Well, I guess it's not bad, since
    he mentioned two important words,
[21:08] ---
    "precious" and "only."
[21:10] ---
    Not to mention, the real Momoka
    did a pretty good job this time, too.
[21:17] ---
    And so, the cost of this mission,
    or rather this commotion
[21:20] ---
    caused by father and daughter,
    came out to a total of... 12.6 billion yen.
SIGN    Total: 12.6 billion yen
[21:25] ---
    Um... do you mind sending
    some of that over to my account?
[21:28] ---
    Even a hundredth of it is fine.
    No, a thousandth of it.
[21:32] ---
    Or if you can't do that,
    then maybe a ten-thousandth...
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:06] ---
    This is Angol Mois.
    Summer vacation is almost over.
[23:09] ---
    What? It's already over? Well,
    let me at least help with homework.
[23:13] ---
    Although I'm only good at stuff like...
[23:16] ---
    Divine cosmos? Feudal Japan?
    Karmic backlash? Forward rolling?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
    Fall is the season for sports.
[23:22] ---
    Even invaders need to watch their health.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Everyone Unite!
    Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's one full episode. Look forward to it.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E26 - Keroro: Everyone Unite! Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
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    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
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    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
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    There are various ways to enjoy autumn.
[01:36] ---
    Autumn is for travel,
    for art, and then there's...
[01:47] ---
    The dry weather of autumn
    sure makes paint dry a lot faster.
[01:52] ---
    W-What the heck was that noise?
[01:55] ---
    Enemy attack?
[01:58] ---
    We're under attack. Repeat, under attack.
[02:00] ---
    Close all the windows and shutters, sir!
[02:02] ---
    Quickly, quickly. Quickly, quickly.
[02:05] ---
    How are we for provisions?
[02:06] ---
    Everything's here, including our snacks.
[02:08] ---
    Get the candles ready!
    I want those long thick ones!
[02:12] ---
    Or, like... thorough planning?
[02:17] ---
    Okay.
[02:18] ---
    Now the Hinata household has
    become an impregnable fortress.
[02:24] ---
    Those were fireworks.
[02:28] ---
    Fireworks, sir?
[02:30] ---
    Yeah, it's that time of year...
[02:34] ---
    Sports Day...
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    W-What's the matter with you,
    Master Fuyuki?
[02:38] ---
    You look as if you were draining the hot
    water out of an instant chow mein bowl...
SIGN    Ugh...
[02:44] ---
    ...and dumped the noodles
    all together into the sink.
SIGN    The look of spilling the noodles into the sink
[02:48] ---
    Our school will be holding
     a sports day next week.
[02:52] ---
    Gero?
[02:53] ---
    A sports day?
[02:54] ---
    A nightmare to
    non-athletic people like me.
[02:58] ---
    I wish it could turn into
    an occult day or something...
[03:01] ---
    I don't think that's
     gonna happen, Fuyuki-kun.
[03:05] ---
    Keroro: Everyone Unite!
    Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!
[03:12] ---
    Okay, class.
[03:14] ---
    Everyone should pick out one
    or two events to participate in.
[03:20] ---
    Whichever you enter,
    you'll bring us a high score.
[03:24] ---
    And with Koyuki-chan
    joining us this year,
[03:26] ---
    our class has a pretty good chance
     of blowing away the others!
[03:29] ---
    Natsumi-san,
    let's try our best together!
[03:33] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:35] ---
    I would like to join the
    parent-child three-legged race!
SIGN    Spoon Race Parent-Child Three-legged Race Relay
[03:43] ---
    What?
[03:45] ---
    Mom will be there? She never told me.
[03:50] ---
    Oh, c'mon now. You should be happy.
[03:53] ---
    Why? Not only do I dread this event,
[03:56] ---
    but now Mom's gonna be there to
    watch me make a fool out of myself.
[03:59] ---
    Aw, come on. Winning
    isn't everything in sports.
[04:02] ---
    It's about giving your very best.
[04:06] ---
    That's just the whine of a loser.
[04:10] ---
    It's an established fact of life
     that winning is everything.
[04:14] ---
    You don't feel defeated as a conqueror
[04:16] ---
    when you hang the laundry?
[04:19] ---
    Well...
[04:21] ---
    Oh I remember. You skipped
    cleaning the toilet again, didn't you?
[04:24] ---
    Well, actually... I was
    planning to do it later, you know...
[04:30] ---
    Don't worry. I did it for you.
[04:34] ---
    Mom's gonna come...
    Mom's gonna come...
[04:36] ---
    Natchi is acting strange.
[04:38] ---
    It's been such a long time!
[04:40] ---
    I've gotta put on a good show.
[04:43] ---
    What is it about this so-called Sports Day
    that so moves Pekoponian hearts?
[04:47] ---
    We should investigate it.
[04:52] ---
    Natsumi seems so happy.
[04:55] ---
    Mom's gonna come...
    Mom's gonna come...
[04:59] ---
    Mom's gonna come...
    Mom's gonna come...
[05:02] ---
    She'll see me making a fool of myself.
[05:06] ---
    Wait now. Grandma once
    taught me how to cast a spell
[05:10] ---
    so that you could make it rain
     the next day!
SIGN    Hang "Teru Teru Bozu"
[05:16] ---
    If you hang the "teru teru bozu"
    upside down... it will rain.
SIGN    Hang "Teru Teru Bozu" upside down to make it rain.
[05:20] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Tomorrow's Weather
[05:24] ---
    The chance of rain is zero percent tomorrow.
[05:27] ---
    A perfect day for a Sports Day!
SIGN    Didn't work at all.
[05:29] ---
    It didn't work at all.
[05:33] ---
    Oh, no. That was my last hope...
[05:36] ---
    Sarge!
[05:38] ---
    Sarge, you're a frog, aren't you?
[05:40] ---
    I'm a Keronian.
[05:40] ---
    Make it rain tomorrow!
[05:42] ---
    I don't think you understand,
    Master Fuyuki!
[05:44] ---
    Sarge...
[05:44] ---
    I'm not a handy robot cat from the future.
[05:49] ---
    Please! Please!
    Sarge, you're my only hope! C'mon...
[05:49] ---
    Jeez, Fuyuki, you're a poor loser.
[05:59] ---
    Sorry, Natsumi, but we're running late,
     and I don't think we can get
[06:03] ---
    all the pages done today.
[06:05] ---
    We'll have to work through the night
     and until around noon tomorrow.
[06:09] ---
    I have to stay here until
    everyone finishes their work.
[06:14] ---
    As soon as it's finished,
    I'll rush over to your school.
[06:16] ---
    I'm really sorry, Natsumi.
[06:18] ---
    No, it's okay, Mom. Don't worry
    and take care of your work, okay?
[06:27] ---
    Sis...
[06:29] ---
    That's just the nature of her work.
    It's par for the course.
[06:33] ---
    Aren't you lucky, Fuyuki?
[06:35] ---
    Now she won't see you
    make a fool of yourself.
[06:38] ---
    Well, I'd better go
    prepare lunch for tomorrow.
[07:08] ---
    A perfect opportunity, sir!
[07:12] ---
    According to my research,
SIGN    Sports Day
[07:14] ---
    Sports Day is where two teams,
    the red and the white,
SIGN    Giant Ball Roll
SIGN    Tug-of-War
SIGN    Cavalry game
[07:17] ---
    compete against each other.
SIGN    Sports Day
[07:20] ---
    Now, if Lady Mom
    won't be able to participate,
SIGN    Three-legged race
[07:23] ---
    that means she won't be able
    to compete in this parent-child
[07:25] ---
    three-legged race.
    That's where we come in.
[07:29] ---
    What are we supposed to do?
[07:32] ---
    We'll help Lady Mom
    and Lady Natsumi, sir.
[07:36] ---
    Why would we do that?
[07:40] ---
    'Coz they'll owe us big time, ma'am.
[07:44] ---
    Keroro-sama, I will never forget
    what you've done for me.
[07:48] ---
    From now on, I will do whatever
    you ask of me, Keroro-sama.
[07:52] ---
    Oh, really? For a start, why don't you
     buy me 100 Gundam models?
SIGN    A debt of gratitude
[07:58] ---
    And after that, how about cleaning
    all the toilets in our secret base?
[08:01] ---
    Yes, milord.
[08:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are so devious!
[08:08] ---
    Or, like, double dealing?
SIGN    Dororon!
[08:13] ---
    Since Natsumi-dono
     is a friend of Koyuki-dono's,
[08:16] ---
    I will take part in this plan,
[08:17] ---
    not to establish a debt,
     but for Natsumi-dono's sake alone.
[08:20] ---
    Nin!
[08:22] ---
    Farewell...
[08:25] ---
    Of course, you'll join us too, right, Giroro?
[08:30] ---
    Well, I guess every so often,
[08:32] ---
    I can go along with a
    worthless plan like this.
[08:34] ---
    All right!
SIGN    39th Annual Kissho School Sports Day
[08:43] ---
    The red team wins.
[08:46] ---
    Yaaay! Go red team!
[08:50] ---
    Go, white team! Way to go, white team!
[08:54] ---
    The three-legged races
     are in the afternoon.
[08:57] ---
    Yeah, but don't worry about me.
SIGN    Systems, all green!
[08:59] ---
    I'm really sorry, Natsumi.
    I should get there by this afternoon.
[09:05] ---
    Okay.
[09:06] ---
    But don't sweat it, Mom.
[09:10] ---
    We're almost directly
     on top of our destination.
[09:15] ---
    Good. We're going down, boys.
[09:29] ---
    Over here!
[09:31] ---
    On your marks!
[09:33] ---
    Get ready...
[09:35] ---
    This is the girls' 200-meter for grade 8!
[09:38] ---
    She's fast. So fast.
    She's way ahead of the pack.
[09:44] ---
    She crosses the finish line!
    Hinata Natsumi-san places first!
[09:48] ---
    You're up next, Fuyuki.
[09:50] ---
    Run as fast as your sister.
[09:54] ---
    That's why I hate these...
[09:56] ---
    Natsumi!
SIGN    Parents
[10:06] ---
    If the red team came up with that,
SIGN    Polar Bear White
[10:09] ---
    then the white team's
    gotta do better.
[10:12] ---
    When you think white,
    it's obvious you think RX seventy...
[10:16] ---
    Hurry up and set the plan into motion.
[10:18] ---
    Oh, I almost forgot, sir.
SIGN    14. Obstacle race 15. Scavenger hunt 13:15 16. Bread eating race 13:30 17. Spoon Race 13:45 18. Parent-Child Three-legged Race 14:00 19. Boys 1000m 14:20 20. Girls 1000m 14:40
[10:21] ---
    The parent-child three-legged race
     that Lady Mom is in is event #18.
SIGN    18. Parent-Child Three-legged Race 14:00
[10:26] ---
    It's scheduled to start at 1400 hours.
[10:29] ---
    Our mission is
[10:30] ---
    to slow down the progress
    of all the preceding events,
[10:33] ---
    so that even if Lady Mom comes late,
     she won't miss her race.
[10:36] ---
    And how are we gonna do that?
[10:39] ---
    First, there's Plan A.
SIGN    6. Girls 200m 7. 7th grade boys 400m 8. 7th...
[10:41] ---
    Our target is the 7th event,
    the 7th grade boys' 400-meter race.
SIGN    7. 7th grade boys 400m
[10:53] ---
    Hidden under an anti-barrier is
[10:56] ---
    the "One Step Forward,
    Two Steps Backward" Racetrack.
[11:00] ---
    No matter how fast they run,
SIGN    Goal
[11:01] ---
    they won't be able to reach the finish line.
[11:03] ---
    This will surely delay the proceedings, sir.
[11:06] ---
    On your marks...
[11:09] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
    even if you don't come in first,
[11:13] ---
    you'll always be first in my heart.
[11:17] ---
    Ready...
[11:18] ---
    I don't like this...
[11:20] ---
    This is it, sir.
[11:25] ---
    They're on the tracks.
[11:31] ---
    So fast! They've crossed
    the finish line in no time!
SIGN    Sports Day
[11:36] ---
    A bunch of new records have been set!
[11:39] ---
    Ow...
[11:40] ---
    What is going on?
[11:41] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, you were great!
[11:43] ---
    You set it backwards!
[11:45] ---
    Gero!
[11:48] ---
    Mission failed...
[11:50] ---
    The event is proceeding
    way ahead of schedule.
[11:54] ---
    Or, like, self-defeating?
[11:57] ---
    Can the Keroro Platoon
    recover from this major blunder
[12:00] ---
    to get Natsumi's mom here in time
     for the three-legged race?
[12:10] ---
    Meanwhile, the second unit of Tamama and Dororo are...
[12:14] ---
    We have now reached
     our assigned destination.
[12:17] ---
    Go ahead and proceed
    according to plan. Good luck.
[12:20] ---
    Roger.
[12:25] ---
    Just one more page...
[12:27] ---
    Just hang on for one more page,
    my right hand!
[12:30] ---
    Don't fall asleep! Pull yourself together!
[12:32] ---
    Don't fall asleep!!
[12:34] ---
    It's intense...
[12:36] ---
    We have to get in there and help.
[12:39] ---
    Just five minutes. Let him
    take a nap for just 5 minutes.
[12:43] ---
    Okay...
[12:46] ---
    Now's our chance.
[12:51] ---
    So I have to ink this. I see.
[12:53] ---
    I'm gonna try to apply some shading films.
[12:56] ---
    Here goes nothing.
[13:01] ---
    Oops...
[13:03] ---
    This is actually much harder than it looks.
[13:06] ---
    I shall use my... Clone Jutsu!
SIGN    Dororon!
[13:11] ---
    Wow, that's awesome.
[13:17] ---
    Shouldn't have done that.
[13:18] ---
    What the...
[13:20] ---
    Oh no.
[13:20] ---
    Yikes.
[13:21] ---
    What?
[13:23] ---
    Even mistakes become tenfold!
[13:25] ---
    Oh no. The art...
[13:27] ---
    What's the matter?
[13:29] ---
    Somehow...
[13:32] ---
    Oh, my.
[13:35] ---
    I have disgraced myself.
[13:37] ---
    I am sorry!
[13:39] ---
    I appreciate what you're
    trying to do, but don't worry.
[13:42] ---
    Just stay right there.
     I'll be finished shortly.
[13:48] ---
    Oh, wait!
[13:50] ---
    I'll ask you two to help me
    with something else!
[13:56] ---
    Wow. You really made this
    all by yourself?
[13:59] ---
    Yes. I woke up at four in the morning,
    and worked hard on it.
[14:03] ---
    So that you can eat it, Fuyuki-kun...
[14:06] ---
    Don't mind if I do!
[14:10] ---
    Wow, it's delicious.
[14:12] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[14:13] ---
    Your lunch looks fancy too,
    Natsumi-san. It looks yummy.
[14:17] ---
    I prepared lunch for my mom, too.
[14:20] ---
    I'd be happy to share it
    with you, Koyuki-chan.
[14:23] ---
    I made a lot for you. Is it good?
[14:27] ---
    Don't worry.
     I'm sure she'll make it on time.
[14:31] ---
    Dororo and his friends went
    to your mom's office to help.
[14:36] ---
    So that's why I haven't seen
    Sarge or the others all morning.
[14:39] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I haven't seen my Tama-chan, either.
[14:43] ---
    He told me they
    were all pitching in to help
[14:45] ---
    so your mom'd make it in time for
    the parent-child three-legged race.
[14:49] ---
    That's really nice of them.
[14:57] ---
    Next will be Event #14,
    the obstacle course race.
[15:02] ---
    Or, like, trouble ahead?
[15:04] ---
    There's no time to lose!
[15:07] ---
    Event #18, the three-legged race,
     is quickly coming upon us.
[15:13] ---
    I may never have another chance to make
    Lady Natsumi indebted to me, sir!
[15:17] ---
    Indebted to you?
[15:18] ---
    Yeah, that's right...
[15:21] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[15:22] ---
    You were planning to make me
    indebted to you?
[15:26] ---
    Wait, ma'am!
    Everything we did was for you!
[15:30] ---
    Our plan was for you to be in
    the three-legged race with Lady Mom.
[15:35] ---
    Why don't you tell me more
    about this grand plan of yours?
[15:40] ---
    Who are you?
[15:42] ---
    We put the most horrifying obstacles
[15:43] ---
    known to humankind on the course,
[15:45] ---
    so that not one person
    will be able to finish the race.
[15:47] ---
    And that's how we'll buy time, sir!
[15:50] ---
    Horrifying obstacle number one: steak.
SIGN    Sirloin steak Matsuzaka Beef Medium rare Cooked with butter
[15:54] ---
    Wow! Imagine finding
    a steak here. Steak!
[16:00] ---
    Approximate time spent:
    15 minutes and 24 seconds.
[16:03] ---
    Horrifying obstacle number two:
    limited-edition Gundam model.
[16:06] ---
    Wow. I've only ever seen this one
     in my dreams!
[16:09] ---
    Hey, I'm not dreaming.
    This is for real.
[16:13] ---
    Approximate time spent:
    1 hour, 23 minutes and 40 seconds.
[16:16] ---
    Obstacle number three: a hot spring.
SIGN    Outdoor hot spring relaxing waters. Composition: calcium, sodium. Medicinal benefits: stiff shoulders.
[16:20] ---
    Strange to see a hot spring here.
[16:23] ---
    Oh, this is heaven. Pure heaven.
SIGN    3 Nights 4 Days
[16:25] ---
    Approximate time spent: 3 nights and 4 days.
[16:28] ---
    And just like that,
    we can buy time during the race.
[16:32] ---
    Next is Event #15,
    the Scavenger Hunt.
[16:36] ---
    Hey, the obstacle race is over.
[16:40] ---
    The plan is to mix this note
    into the Scavenger Hunt items.
SIGN    100 grams of pork, 1 tsp of soy sauce, 2 tsp of rice wine.
[16:45] ---
    100 grams of pork,
    a teaspoon of soy sauce,
SIGN    Remove eyes from potatoes, peel and soak in water.
[16:47] ---
    2 teaspoons of rice wine...
[16:48] ---
    Oh no. This is the recipe for
    the stewed pork and cabbage dish
SIGN    Wash won bok well, drain water well, and cut into bite-size pieces.
[16:52] ---
    I saw on a cooking show yesterday.
[16:56] ---
    Here it is, sir!
[16:57] ---
    "A pedigreed Andromedian Husky
     with papers."
SIGN    A pedigreed Andromedian Husky with papers.
[17:00] ---
    "A 48 million yen mortgage."
SIGN    48 million yen.
[17:03] ---
    "The butt of a Japanese antelope."
SIGN    The butt of a Japanese antelope.
[17:05] ---
    "A newly released video
    you can rent for one week."
SIGN    A newly released video you can rent for one week.
[17:08] ---
    By mixing in these items that
    no one will be able to bring back,
[17:12] ---
    we can delay the race, sir!
[17:14] ---
    Then in the next bread-eating contest,
[17:15] ---
    we switched the
    bean-jam bun to this curry bread
[17:18] ---
    that's 3,600 times spicier.
[17:19] ---
    And in the Spoon Race, we used
    specially designed ping-pong balls
[17:22] ---
    that explode at the slightest impact.
[17:26] ---
    Don't interfere anymore!
[17:35] ---
    This is bad. I broke my anti-barrier.
SIGN    A stuffed toy frog.
[17:39] ---
    A stuffed toy frog...
    I found one. Let me borrow this!
[17:44] ---
    I'm done with him.
[17:53] ---
    We're now down to our one
    final option. Open the launch gate.
[17:58] ---
    Roger.
[18:00] ---
    I'm gonna take Lady Mom's place
    and run the three-legged race, sir.
[18:05] ---
    Catapult: standby.
[18:07] ---
    Keroro, moving out!
[18:13] ---
    I just remembered...
    I forgot to open it all the way.
[18:30] ---
    We have an announcement.
[18:32] ---
    Entrants in the parent-child
    three-legged race, please get ready.
[18:37] ---
    I guess it wasn't meant to be...
[18:41] ---
    Um... may I withdraw from the race?
[18:51] ---
    Wait.
[18:54] ---
    Giroro!
[18:57] ---
    We can discuss the details later.
    Hurry and give me the rope.
[19:00] ---
    You don't want to lose
    without putting up a fight, do you?
[19:05] ---
    Right!
[19:09] ---
    On your marks...
[19:11] ---
    Get set...
[19:14] ---
    One, two...
[19:15] ---
    It's Sis and... Giroro?
[19:16] ---
    One, two... One, two... One, two... One, two...
[19:24] ---
    Excuse me!
[19:27] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:31] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:36] ---
    Mom!
[19:38] ---
    Good luck!
SIGN    Natsumi Good luck
[19:40] ---
    Tama-chan?
SIGN    Natsumi Good luck
[19:42] ---
    I hate heights!
[19:47] ---
    Thank you...
[19:49] ---
    Let's pick up the pace!
[19:52] ---
    Yeah.
[19:53] ---
    One, two... One, two...
[19:55] ---
    Fast! They're fast!
[19:58] ---
    Keep it up!
[19:59] ---
    They're dominating!
[20:01] ---
    Go for it!
[20:03] ---
    What great teamwork!
[20:08] ---
    First place finish!
[20:14] ---
    Congratulations! You were amazing.
[20:17] ---
    Mom...
[20:18] ---
    They said it was a new school record.
[20:21] ---
    You looked good out there, Natsumi.
[20:23] ---
    Yeah. Well, it's because he...
[20:25] ---
    Hey, where's Giroro?
[20:30] ---
    Everything I've tried
    has resulted in total failure.
[20:32] ---
    But if I hurry,
     I still have a chance, sir!
[20:36] ---
    I'm gonna make Natsumi
    completely indebted to me.
[20:39] ---
    The goal is 100 Gundam models!
[20:42] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[20:46] ---
    I'm sorry I got here late, ma'am.
    C'mon, let's run.
[20:50] ---
    I already did.
[20:55] ---
    My 100 Gundam models!!
[20:59] ---
    Keroro ends up only
    indebting himself.
[21:12] ---
    Giroro. What you did today was...
[21:16] ---
    It's roasted perfectly.
[21:27] ---
    Autumn is also the season
    for enjoying good food.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Keroro's father.
[23:08] ---
    I'm sure it's the same way in Pekopon too!
[23:10] ---
    but fathers have a tough job.
[23:12] ---
    You'd better show a lot of respect,
    or you'll get divine punishment.
[23:14] ---
    I'm going to be stopping by next week.
[23:17] ---
    I can't wait to see my son.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    How wonderful! In the next episode,
    my father comes to Pekopon.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro's Father's Coming
    and Father's Leaving, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Hot Spring,
    Go! Go! Go! Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories.
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E27 - Keroro's Father's Coming and Father's Leaving, Sir! / Keroro: Hot Spring, Go! Go! Go! Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    One day in the Hinata household...
[01:34] ---
    It's done.
[01:35] ---
    Seeing how great it looks
    even before it's painted...
[01:38] ---
    ...really heightens my motivation.
[01:41] ---
    Keroro. Did you just say
    "heightens your motivation"?
[01:44] ---
    Yeah. It's a different me
    you're seeing today.
[01:48] ---
    If so, why can't you use that
    motivation to conquer Pekopon?
[01:53] ---
    Uncle, you've received a
    transmission from the Keron Army!
[01:57] ---
    Look, Giroro, this isn't the time
    for an argument.
[02:02] ---
    Let me read it for you.
[02:04] ---
    "What are y'all up to?"
[02:07] ---
    "Is yer conquest of Planet Pekopon
    going smoothly?"
[02:11] ---
    "I'm worried, so since I got me some
    business in town, I'm stopping by."
[02:14] ---
    "If I find ya just hangin' out doing nothing,
    yer gonna get it from me. Love, Father."
SIGN    Love, Father
[02:20] ---
    M-My father... C-Coming?
SIGN    Father
[02:29] ---
    Keroro's Father Hops In
    and Hops Off, Sir!
[02:35] ---
    So our platoon leader's father
    will be checking up on us?
[02:40] ---
    What's Mr. Sergeant's father like?
[02:45] ---
    His father is a legendary sergeant.
    A true warrior.
[02:48] ---
    He managed to take out three
    enemy companies single-handedly
[02:52] ---
    at the Third Battle of Moul.
[02:54] ---
    He was the first to land on
    the impregnable Solimon fortress.
[02:59] ---
    He's a sergeant among sergeants.
[03:02] ---
    The one who showed the entire galaxy
    that "Like father, like tadpole."
[03:05] ---
    That explanation makes no sense.
[03:07] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this.
SIGN    #14-26(SLP) First Movie Don't erase! Death of Ramba Ral Captain Geroro
[03:09] ---
    The moment he takes one look at this room,
[03:11] ---
    he'll see right away
    that we've been slacking off.
[03:14] ---
    You may be right...
[03:17] ---
    In that case, I'd better
    wipe out Pekopon right now!
[03:20] ---
    Or, like, destroy records?
[03:22] ---
    Oh, yes, please. Lady Mois,
    you look incredibly radiant right now.
[03:25] ---
    A shocking new product
    for the radiant you.
SIGN    Rice crackers
[03:30] ---
    Wha...?
[03:32] ---
    Heave-ho!
[03:32] ---
    Stop that!
[03:34] ---
    Lady Mois, time out!
[03:35] ---
    Hm?
SIGN    Gundam models
[03:36] ---
    I forgot to put away my Gundam models.
[03:38] ---
    Time out for that?
SIGN    Gundam models
[03:40] ---
    That was a close call.
[03:43] ---
    Why don't you tell me
    exactly what the close call is?
SIGN    Kill one bird with two stones
SIGN    1853 Commodore Perry visits Japan
[03:47] ---
    And that's when the sergeant,
    with his back against the wall,
SIGN    This is no Zaku, boy! No Zaku!
SIGN    Cheating by a glib tongue
[03:49] ---
    somehow got his brain to work.
SIGN    894 Gerogero envoy to China
[03:53] ---
    I have a brilliant idea.
[04:00] ---
    Umph.
[04:02] ---
    What is he going to do?
[04:04] ---
    It's clear I have no other choice.
[04:09] ---
    And Sergeant Keroro's idea is...
[04:14] ---
    I beg you. Just for a while,
    please pretend that we captured you.
[04:19] ---
    I beg you... I beg you...
[04:21] ---
    to beg and beg
    like there was no tomorrow.
[04:21] ---
    Operation: Special Move, Begging.
[04:25] ---
    You want to look good to your father.
     Is that what you're saying?
[04:29] ---
    Yes! So, please!
[04:30] ---
    Well, if that's the case...
[04:32] ---
    I don't like it.
[04:33] ---
    Just tell him the truth
    and face the consequences.
[04:35] ---
    If the sergeant's father discovers
[04:37] ---
    that our Pekopon invasion
    has hardly made any progress,
[04:40] ---
    I'm pretty sure
    he'll try to do it himself.
[04:44] ---
    I'm sure he'll bring a huge battalion
    and attack without mercy.
[04:47] ---
    And if that happens, we'll be
    space dust, along with Pekopon.
[04:51] ---
    Don't you see, Sis?
[04:53] ---
    Earth is in grave danger.
[04:55] ---
    I'll help, Sarge.
[04:57] ---
    Master Fuyuki, you're a good person.
[05:00] ---
    Okay. Let's all work together
    and do our best, guys.
[05:05] ---
    My brother is getting
    further and further away...
[05:09] ---
    And so, the Hinata household is
[05:10] ---
    put under the temporary
    control of the Keron forces.
SIGN    Hinata
SIGN    Keron Invasion Force Temporary Headquarters
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Conqueror
[05:21] ---
    Well? Does it look convincing?
[05:22] ---
    Yes, definitely.
[05:23] ---
    I brought along our two captives.
[05:25] ---
    Great. Bring them here.
[05:30] ---
    Hey. What is this ridiculous look?
[05:32] ---
    What do you think?
[05:34] ---
    I think there's room for a
    few more fun little touches.
[05:36] ---
    If this is for fun, I have no
    intention of playing along.
[05:38] ---
    Ouch.
[05:39] ---
    How dare you speak to me like that, slave?!
[05:43] ---
    Your father's not here yet, you know.
[05:46] ---
    Yes, of course. Forgive me, please.
[05:48] ---
    Well, I think the whip is too risky to use,
[05:50] ---
    so I got this paper fan instead.
[05:52] ---
    Hey, what's the parent-child relationship
    of the Keronians like?
[05:56] ---
    What do you mean?
[05:57] ---
    I've been doing some imagining
    about the Keronians' biology.
SIGN    Theory No. 1: Cloning
[06:01] ---
    Theory number one: Cloning.
SIGN    Keroro 1 Keroro 2
[06:04] ---
    A steady supply of sergeants by using
    a highly advanced biotechnology.
SIGN    Keroro 3 Keroro 4
SIGN    Keroro 5
SIGN    Theory No. 2: Single-Cell Division
[06:09] ---
    Theory number two: Single-Cell Division.
[06:12] ---
    Just like a single-celled organism,
[06:13] ---
    Sarge would self-replicate through mitosis.
SIGN    Keroro
    
    
    
    Father
[06:16] ---
    A very convincing theory.
SIGN    Theory No. 3: The Prolific Queen
[06:18] ---
    And theory number three: Aliens.
[06:21] ---
    A queen mother sergeant
    produces many, many eggs.
SIGN    Keroro Father
SIGN    Keroro Mother
[06:24] ---
    It sounds very sci-fi.
[06:27] ---
    What do you think?
    I'm personally rooting for Theory 1.
[06:32] ---
    To put it simply,
[06:33] ---
    it's like the relationship
    between Tem Ray and Amuro Ray.
[06:36] ---
    Or maybe between a frog
    and a tadpole, really.
[06:39] ---
    That sounds so ordinary.
[06:41] ---
    My father is a model soldier.
[06:45] ---
    He's strict, scary, strong, yet gentle,
[06:49] ---
    and a true sergeant's sergeant.
[06:53] ---
    Despite the fact that he's a man of
    few words, I learned a lot from him.
[06:58] ---
    What it means to live as a sergeant.
[07:00] ---
    A sergeant's pride.
[07:02] ---
    A sergant's know-how.
[07:04] ---
    You really admire your father.
[07:08] ---
    A sergeant's sense of fashion.
[07:11] ---
    A sergeant's secret to dieting success.
[07:13] ---
    A sergeant's military discount.
[07:16] ---
    A sergeant's fortune telling.
[07:17] ---
    Sarge, that's enough...
[07:18] ---
    A sergeant's special dance.
[07:21] ---
    Alien contact right above us.
[07:23] ---
    Then it must be him...
[07:25] ---
    Okay, men! To your places!
SIGN    Conqueror
SIGN    Conqueror
[07:29] ---
    The total conquest of
    Pekopon is almost at hand!
[07:33] ---
    Yes... Yes, of course.
[07:35] ---
    We're going to kill all
    the citizens of Pekopon!
[07:37] ---
    That is right.
[07:38] ---
    Work faster, you slaves!
[07:41] ---
    What the heck are we
    making these for, anyw—
[07:44] ---
    What was that for?!
[07:45] ---
    You! Act like the captive
    you are. Shut up and work.
[07:50] ---
    Don't tell me...
[07:53] ---
    Detecting an alien signal inside the house.
[08:01] ---
    Sumomo heeere!
[08:05] ---
    Do you remember her?
[08:06] ---
    She's Sumomo-chan, the most
    famous intergalactic pop idol.
SIGN    The mystery of space
[08:09] ---
    In fact, she's so famous, there's not a soul in the
    universe who doesn't know of her.
[08:12] ---
    I'm sure you all want to hear her sing again.
[08:16] ---
    What brought you here, Sumomo-chan?
[08:18] ---
    I really loved this planet,
    so I decided to move here.
[08:22] ---
    Here's a token of my friendship.
[08:24] ---
    Wow!
[08:29] ---
    Why, it's a Sumomo-chan face towel.
[08:31] ---
    Well, see you around.
[08:33] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[08:35] ---
    I-It wasn't him.
[08:38] ---
    What was that all about?
[08:41] ---
    Now it's him!
[08:42] ---
    There's something heading
    straight at us at an incredible pace.
[08:45] ---
    Or, like, super quickly?
[08:46] ---
    Everybody, line up at the front door!
     Let's all welcome my father!
SIGN    Keron Invasion Force Temporary Headquarters Here
[08:58] ---
    A-Attention.
[09:00] ---
    C-Come in.
[09:02] ---
    Hello.
[09:03] ---
    I forgot to give these snacks
    to Tama-chan before he left,
[09:06] ---
    so I brought them over. Oh?
[09:10] ---
    No greeting? You scumbags.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[09:13] ---
    Keroro's father's coming here?
[09:15] ---
    Yes. Well, that's the plan, but...
[09:18] ---
    He is rather late.
[09:20] ---
    There's nothing to do but wait.
[09:21] ---
    We just have to be patient.
[09:23] ---
    He can take all night, for all I care!
[09:25] ---
    Huh?
[09:27] ---
    Yes?
[09:29] ---
    That must be Mom.
[09:33] ---
    Yes, hello?
[09:36] ---
    Stupid frog. It's your father.
[09:40] ---
    He's on the phone?
[09:41] ---
    Does that mean he saw right through our plan?
[09:47] ---
    Just talk to him.
[09:53] ---
    This is Keroro speaking...
[09:55] ---
    It's upside down.
[09:56] ---
    This is Keroro speaking...
[09:58] ---
    Oh. Is that ya, Keroro?
[10:00] ---
    Father!
[10:02] ---
    Ya sound well.
[10:03] ---
    This planet is just a mess.
[10:07] ---
    So, where are you now?
[10:10] ---
    I don't know exactly,
    but I'm at a real big station.
[10:12] ---
    I... I'll come and get you right away, sir!
[10:15] ---
    Nah, don't ya worry 'bout that, Keroro.
[10:18] ---
    This planet's got way too
    many people, and the air is so dirty.
[10:22] ---
    Yer father's totally bushed.
[10:24] ---
    So I'm heading straight home.
[10:26] ---
    Y-You're going home?
[10:28] ---
    Yeah, I gotta get hoppin'.
[10:31] ---
    You mean, you won't check up on me?
[10:34] ---
    Never mind that.
[10:35] ---
    Ya must be havin' yer share
    of troubles with this planet.
[10:38] ---
    Just keep healthy and do yer best
    till I come back, okay?
[10:42] ---
    I'll let HQ know that things are fine.
[10:45] ---
    Ya take care, Keroro.
[10:51] ---
    Our hearts are one, even though
    we may not be physically together.
[10:54] ---
    That's the love between a father and son!
[10:57] ---
    Just you wait, Father.
    I'll conquer Pekopon and make you proud!
SIGN    Declaration to conquer Pekopon!
SIGN    Bonk
[11:05] ---
    In that case,
[11:06] ---
    you're gonna pay us back
    by working twice as hard.
[11:14] ---
    Go on, son. Do yer best.
    Yer my pride and joy.
[11:20] ---
    In the meantime, his pride and joy was...
[11:23] ---
    C'mon, put your backs into it.
[11:26] ---
    ...covered in dust.
[11:39] ---
    Hot springs, sir!
[11:42] ---
    Shut up!
[11:43] ---
    That's because you're not listening to me.
[11:45] ---
    I'm talking about my wonderful plan to create
[11:48] ---
    a natural hot spring right in our basement.
[11:50] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[11:52] ---
    What's ridiculous about that?
[11:53] ---
    What does it have to do with
    conquering Pekopon? I'm against it.
[11:58] ---
    Chill out and listen to what I have to say.
[12:01] ---
    This is my plan!
SIGN    Feel refreshed in a natural hot spring. Relaxing Come on, every Keron.
[12:07] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[12:08] ---
    A natural hot spring?
[12:10] ---
    Th-That's right...
[12:11] ---
    Play the video, Sergeant Major Kululu.
[12:14] ---
    Roger. Click.
[12:18] ---
    You're looking at a live feed
    from Kua House in the city.
[12:21] ---
    Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom
[12:23] ---
    are soaking in the
    natural hot spring as we speak.
[12:26] ---
    Just look at their happy faces.
[12:29] ---
    This is what people who have soaked
[12:31] ---
    in the natural hot spring have said:
[12:34] ---
    I feel like I'm reborn...
[12:36] ---
    That's true. I feel reborn myself.
[12:38] ---
    I'm born again.
[12:40] ---
    As you can see, natural hot springs
    have the power to revive you, sir!
[12:46] ---
    We need to revive our desire to
    complete our mission of conquest,
[12:50] ---
    and this plan of mine is
    just what the doctor ordered.
[12:53] ---
    I have some doubts,
    but I am basically with you.
[12:56] ---
    Koyuki-dono would be pleased
    if we had a natural hot spring here.
[13:01] ---
    All right!
SIGN    Jungle Bath
SIGN    
    Open-air Bath
SIGN     Radon Hot Springs
SIGN    
    
    
    Outdoor Rock Bath
SIGN    Keron Hot Springs
[13:02] ---
    With a majority vote of confidence
    to my plan, we will now proceed!
[13:10] ---
    Keroro: Hot Spring,
    Go! Go! Go! Sir!
[13:16] ---
    Ta-da!
[13:17] ---
    This is the latest Keron Army gizmo,
    the underground surveyor machine,
[13:20] ---
    the Magma Swimmer.
SIGN    Magma Swimmer
[13:23] ---
    We'll use it to find ourselves
    the source of a natural hot spring, sir.
[13:29] ---
    Systems, all green.
[13:30] ---
    Radar navigator, check.
[13:32] ---
    Open the communication lines.
[13:34] ---
    Roger.
[13:36] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu. Lady Mois.
[13:38] ---
    I'm counting on you to navigate us properly.
[13:40] ---
    Roger.
[13:41] ---
    Just leave it to us.
[13:46] ---
    Opening gate.
[13:50] ---
    We'll go deep underground in
    search of a wellspring. Let's go.
[14:01] ---
    Bearing, check.
[14:03] ---
    Humidity, temperature, check.
[14:08] ---
    Man, this is so easy...
[14:10] ---
    Stay on the alert.
[14:12] ---
    Uncle?
[14:13] ---
    Are we there already?
[14:14] ---
    Steep drop.
[14:15] ---
    That's why I told you to stay alert!
[14:22] ---
    Are you all right, Uncle?
[14:25] ---
    Is everyone all right?
[14:28] ---
    Seat belts... they really do help save lives.
[14:31] ---
    There's a wellspring right ahead
    of that cave in front of you.
[14:34] ---
    Right ahead of us?
    Then we'd better get right...
[14:36] ---
    No, hold it.
[14:37] ---
    Just look over there.
[14:39] ---
    W-What is it?
[14:44] ---
    Could it be a historical relic of Pekopon?
[14:46] ---
    Look over there. There's something on it.
[14:50] ---
    It looks like some kind of writing.
[14:53] ---
    Can you read it?
[14:56] ---
    Surprise, surprise.
[14:58] ---
    It's an ancient galactic standard language.
[15:01] ---
    I'll read the translation we're getting.
[15:04] ---
    "We've been left behind on this planet
    for a number of years now."
[15:07] ---
    "Yet we still haven't
    been able to conquer it."
[15:10] ---
    "Now we don't have much time left here."
[15:12] ---
    "As a final act, we will bury
    a Planet Domination Device
[15:15] ---
    that we hope will finally
    complete our mission."
[15:19] ---
    A Planet Domination Device...
    left by a previous invader...
[15:24] ---
    "Our purpose in doing this will
    be revealed when it is activated."
[15:28] ---
    It's starting to light up.
[15:30] ---
    The system is still alive.
[15:38] ---
    Over there, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:40] ---
    Ummm, this doesn't look good at all.
[15:45] ---
    It's gonna strike! Activate the barrier!
[15:48] ---
    But we don't have one!
[15:49] ---
    What?!
[15:53] ---
    Uncle!
[16:01] ---
    We're safe?
SIGN    Barrier
[16:04] ---
    I added a barrier for the heck of it.
    I never knew it'd come in handy.
[16:08] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, you're the best.
[16:11] ---
    Oh, man. Kululu is starting
    to look like God.
[16:14] ---
    Kululu. Does this have any weapons
    we can use on them?
[16:17] ---
    Sure. I've got some explosives
    for self-destruction.
[16:19] ---
    Want me to use 'em?
[16:21] ---
    Don't you dare!
[16:22] ---
    We never know if he's joking or not.
[16:25] ---
    Yeah, he's the devil.
[16:26] ---
    Oh, there's one more.
[16:28] ---
    Why don't you push the yellow button
[16:30] ---
    in the right corner of the console?
SIGN    Try and push it
[16:32] ---
    Yellow...
[16:34] ---
    This one.
[16:39] ---
    That's the Mega-particle Cannon KRR 10-SAI.
SIGN    Mega-particle Cannon KRR 10-SAI
[16:42] ---
    It uses a lot of power,
    but it packs a real strong wallop.
[16:45] ---
    All right!
[16:48] ---
    Where did they go?
[16:50] ---
    Right above us!
[16:50] ---
    What?
[16:57] ---
    Drop dead!
[17:03] ---
    You did it.
[17:04] ---
    That was great!
[17:06] ---
    Oh no.
[17:10] ---
    I feel all tingly...
[17:12] ---
    Th-This isn't so bad, sir.
[17:14] ---
    Just imagine that
    you're in an electric hot tub...
[17:17] ---
    Actually...
SIGN    Electric Hot Tub
[17:18] ---
    This is what it's really like
    to be in an electric hot tub.
[17:21] ---
    I can feel it tingle.
[17:22] ---
    This'll really help my stiff shoulders...
[17:30] ---
    Argh!
[17:32] ---
    Fire!
[17:41] ---
    It is so hot in here...
[17:43] ---
    This is nothing.
[17:44] ---
    Just imagine that you're in a sauna...
[17:47] ---
    Actually... This is what
    it's really like to be in a sauna.
[17:50] ---
    It's great for losing weight.
[17:52] ---
    Make sure you drink plenty
    of water afterwards.
[17:58] ---
    Th-This is nothing. Just think
    of it as a massage after a bath.
[18:02] ---
    Actually... This is what a
    massage really feels like.
[18:05] ---
    Nothing beats a massage after a bath.
[18:07] ---
    For sure! This feels like heaven.
[18:12] ---
    We can finally relax.
[18:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant,
    why don't we go home now?
[18:17] ---
    No, wait.
[18:19] ---
    That Planet Domination Device...
[18:21] ---
    If that gets out into the surface,
[18:23] ---
    it will cause a catastrophic disaster.
[18:25] ---
    You're right. If we don't
    destroy it while we can,
[18:29] ---
    there's no telling what harm
    it might do to our plans later.
[18:33] ---
    But how?
[18:34] ---
    I can lead you directly above that machine.
[18:37] ---
    All you have to do is take a shot at it.
[18:39] ---
    Keep in mind that you only
    have enough energy to shoot once.
[18:45] ---
    That's enough.
[18:46] ---
    But if you miss,
    it'll mean the end of this planet.
[18:49] ---
    It's sink or swim for all of us.
[18:50] ---
    M-Maybe we should rethink this...
[18:52] ---
    Come to think of it,
[18:53] ---
    this is the result of your stupid plan.
[18:56] ---
    I agree.
[18:57] ---
    Undeniably so.
[18:59] ---
    Never mind that! Just get us back there!
[19:01] ---
    Yes...
[19:02] ---
    Okay. Just keep going straight.
[19:13] ---
    It's right in front of us!
[19:16] ---
    You're finished!
[19:24] ---
    Uncle!
[19:35] ---
    It's sustained damage to
    multiple areas. The engine died.
[19:39] ---
    That means they won't be
    able to get back here.
[19:42] ---
    Uncle...
[19:45] ---
    We got him good.
[19:47] ---
    Great shot.
[19:48] ---
    So what do we do now?
[19:49] ---
    Well, isn't it obvious?
[19:52] ---
    Since we came all the way here...
[19:55] ---
    ...might as well take a bath.
[19:58] ---
    Whatever.
[20:00] ---
    I shall help, too.
[20:01] ---
    Dororo?
[20:02] ---
    In that case, then let me...
[20:06] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[20:12] ---
    I did it! Jackpot!
[20:14] ---
    That was really cool, Tamama!
[20:15] ---
    And that's when the miracle occurred.
[20:18] ---
    Somehow the minerals within
    the waters of the natural hot spring
[20:20] ---
    brought back to life the dead engines
    of the Magma Swimmer.
[20:26] ---
    It's working!
[20:27] ---
    Hip-hip-hurray!
[20:27] ---
    This is truly the reviving effect
    of a natural hot spring!
[20:30] ---
    We'll get home safely.
[20:32] ---
    Giroro-kun...
[20:34] ---
    Now, let's lead this natural
    hot spring straight up to our home.
[20:38] ---
    That Magma Swimmer...
[20:40] ---
    Or, like, total rebirth?
[20:43] ---
    But do they know where they're heading?
[20:45] ---
    That's right.
[20:46] ---
    The navigation system on the
    Magma Swimmer was broken at that time.
[20:51] ---
    No, no, don't go there...
[21:04] ---
    We're home!
[21:06] ---
    Huh? Something's not right.
[21:08] ---
    Stupid frog!
[21:10] ---
    Why, if it isn't Lady Natsumi and
    Lady Mom. What are you doing here?
[21:13] ---
    That's what we want to ask you!
[21:15] ---
    It seems we got lost on the way home
    and ended up at Kua House.
[21:20] ---
    Oh, shoot...
[21:22] ---
    I'm sure you know what's
    gonna happen to you now.
[21:24] ---
    Well, not really...
SIGN    Kua House Furonagan facility
[21:28] ---
    And that's how this Kua House
    became extremely popular
[21:30] ---
    as the hot spring with an
    abundant supply of hot water.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Koyuki. It's already autumn.
[23:09] ---
    I've changed to my cold-weather wardrobe.
[23:11] ---
    I like to change,
[23:12] ---
    because it's always
    associated with ninja tricks.
[23:15] ---
    Ninja Art: Wardrobe Substitution!
[23:16] ---
    Or something!
[23:18] ---
    It's probably a foreign concept
    to Dororo and his friends, though.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    An unseasonable event
    happens in the next episode.
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E28 - Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir! / Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    When something wonderful is about to happen,
[01:33] ---
    don't you get a premonition
    right from the moment you wake up?
[01:39] ---
    It goes something like this...
[01:45] ---
    Huh?
[01:47] ---
    I-It seems awfully quiet today.
[01:51] ---
    Ooh... It's freezing.
[01:57] ---
    Wow!
[01:59] ---
    It's snowing!
[02:03] ---
    Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!
[02:10] ---
    Wow...
[02:11] ---
    What's going on? What could this be?
[02:15] ---
    It keeps falling. It's making me feel happy.
[02:19] ---
    It's so cold.
[02:20] ---
    I don't know what this is for, but...
[02:23] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[02:26] ---
    These citizens of Pekopon are such dimwits.
[02:29] ---
    I'm sure they'll be taken by surprise
[02:32] ---
    when we unveil our latest plan.
[02:34] ---
    After an elaborate search online,
[02:36] ---
    I've come upon Pekoponians'
    secret weakness.
[02:39] ---
    Oh...
[02:40] ---
    The Pekoponian cities
    are practically defenseless
[02:44] ---
    against natural disasters.
[02:47] ---
    In particular,
[02:48] ---
    when this white devil
    called "snow" falls all around,
[02:52] ---
    all vehicles, trains, airplanes,
    and other modes of transportation, are paralyzed.
SIGN    Transportation Paralyzed
[02:57] ---
    That would be the perfect time
[02:59] ---
    to use our highly-advanced technology.
SIGN    Weather Satellite "Komawari"
[03:04] ---
    The weather satellite "Komawari" allows us
[03:06] ---
    to control the weather
    of any particular region.
[03:11] ---
    We'll cover Tokyo with snow
[03:13] ---
    to make the citizens
    vulnerable to our sudden attack, sir!
[03:17] ---
    I'm quite impressed with this plan.
[03:21] ---
    Yet another of my inventions
    will play the starring role.
[03:24] ---
    Current snow accumulation, 20 inches.
[03:27] ---
    Huh?
[03:28] ---
    The target level has been reached.
[03:31] ---
    Or, like, working nicely?
[03:37] ---
    Who would have thought
    everything would be made beautiful
[03:40] ---
    when covered in pure white?
[03:42] ---
    I wish to be like that myself.
[03:46] ---
    All right! Let's go!
[03:47] ---
    Huh?
[03:48] ---
    Let's invade Pekopon!
[03:58] ---
    H-Hey... Are you all right?
[04:10] ---
    Hey!
[04:13] ---
    Let's go inside.
[04:14] ---
    Hey, come back here!
[04:16] ---
    Boy...
[04:17] ---
    Now I see why city functions are paralyzed...
[04:21] ---
    Let's invade Pekopon on a warmer day.
[04:24] ---
    There's no point in doing it
    when it's snowing outside.
[04:26] ---
    You're the one who made it
    snow everywhere.
[04:29] ---
    We spent half our budget
    on this invasion plan.
[04:34] ---
    I know, I know.
[04:36] ---
    I'll do it.
[04:38] ---
    But since we aren't familiar with snow,
[04:41] ---
    why don't we do some training first?
[04:44] ---
    Hmph. I guess you're right.
[04:46] ---
    Anyhow, since our stingy monster
    makes a big fuss about the money...
[04:49] ---
    You call me a monster?!
[04:51] ---
    ...our platoon will conduct
[04:53] ---
    a special snow-bound training,
    albeit reluctantly, I must say.
[04:57] ---
    Reluctantly?
[04:59] ---
    Well, in that case...
[05:01] ---
    Let's have a snowball fight.
SIGN    Snowball
    fight?
SIGN    Snowball
    fight?
[05:03] ---
    I don't know what a snowball fight is.
[05:06] ---
    Did you get it?
[05:09] ---
    There.
[05:15] ---
    You Pekoponians sure know
    a great deal about having fun.
[05:20] ---
    Plus, this is a great combat exercise.
[05:24] ---
    All right, Master Fuyuki!
[05:26] ---
    I challenge you to a snowball battle, sir!
SIGN    Snowball Fight
[05:32] ---
    While we're at it,
[05:33] ---
    why don't we play by the official rules?
[05:35] ---
    The official rules? Such things exist?
[05:38] ---
    Yes. According to the
    Japan Snowball Fight Federation,
SIGN    Official Rules Established in 1988
[05:40] ---
    the official rules for snowball fights
    were established in 1988.
[05:44] ---
    Each team has seven players.
[05:46] ---
    The goal is to capture the opponent's flag,
[05:48] ---
    or force out the most
    opposing players within three minutes.
[05:52] ---
    Your head is just full
    of useless information...
[05:54] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[05:56] ---
    Actually, the rules are
    a lot more complicated than that.
[05:56] ---
    Five, six, seven, eight...
[05:58] ---
    But considering our limited number
    of participants and space,
[05:58] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[06:01] ---
    we'll just arrange it Hinata family style.
[06:03] ---
    And so, they decided to call in
    Momoka-chan and Koyuki-chan to join them.
[06:06] ---
    Here's how they were divided into teams.
SIGN    The Red Team
SIGN    The White Team
[06:14] ---
    I'll try my best.
[06:15] ---
    This brings back memories...
    I feel like a child again...
[06:25] ---
    Hm... I'm feeling real good.
[06:27] ---
    A-Ah...
[06:28] ---
    Excuse me, Fukki. May I suggest
    a slight variation to the rules?
[06:32] ---
    Instead of capturing flags,
[06:33] ---
    why not rescue a prisoner
    from each of our teams?
[06:36] ---
    Wow! That sounds realistic!
[06:39] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors.
[06:41] ---
    What? I'm gonna be the prisoner?
[06:43] ---
    Lady Natsumi is so bad at rock-paper-scissors,
    it's almost impressive.
[06:47] ---
    Leave me alone.
[06:48] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors.
[06:50] ---
    Scissors.
[06:51] ---
    Oh no.
[06:52] ---
    Too bad. I lose.
[06:55] ---
    Your timing was a bit off,
    so maybe we should do it again.
[06:59] ---
    No. This is perfectly fine.
[07:01] ---
    Oh...
[07:03] ---
    I don't like this. I asked
    to be a forward player.
[07:07] ---
    You're like a beautiful damsel
    in distress waiting to be rescued.
[07:14] ---
    A damsel in distress?
[07:16] ---
    In that case, I guess it's understandable.
[07:20] ---
    I knew this would work because Natchi
    is no good at rock-paper-scissors.
[07:25] ---
    This way, the fighting potential
    of the Red Team is drastically lower.
[07:28] ---
    We'll do everything we can to defend you.
[07:31] ---
    You're our important prisoner!
[07:35] ---
    Natsumi, I promise I'll be
    the one to rescue you.
[07:40] ---
    Milady, please endure this for a while.
[07:43] ---
    Ah...
[07:44] ---
    I can't wait for Fuyuki-kun
    to come and rescue me.
[07:48] ---
    All right! My knight in
    shining armor is on his way!
[07:52] ---
    The match gets started!
[07:54] ---
    The White Team has
    Paul and Tamama as forwards,
[07:57] ---
    while Fuyuki and Koyuki play defense.
[07:59] ---
    The Red Team has
    Keroro and Dororo as forwards,
[08:02] ---
    while Mois and Giroro
    defend their home turf.
[08:04] ---
    You had better stay right behind me
    so you don't get in my way, okay?
[08:08] ---
    If you say so.
[08:09] ---
    C'mon! The first attack!
[08:13] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:14] ---
    I'm out of ammo, sir!
[08:16] ---
    I got you...
[08:21] ---
    You still have a lot to learn, Tamama-kun.
[08:23] ---
    Whoever gets hit by a snowball
    has to leave the field.
[08:27] ---
    Kero? W-What's that shadow?
[08:29] ---
    I got you.
[08:38] ---
    Take that!
[08:39] ---
    Nooo!
[08:39] ---
    How can you do that, Keroro-kun?
    I thought we were friends...
[08:43] ---
    Oops.
[08:44] ---
    I thought we were friends...
[08:47] ---
    Dororo relives a traumatic experience,
     on top of getting tagged out.
[08:50] ---
    Forgive me, Dororo.
[08:53] ---
    I had to do that in
    order to win this contest, sir.
[09:01] ---
    Never let your guard down,
    Master Keroro.
[09:04] ---
    You're so good at this.
[09:08] ---
    Weren't you going to win?
[09:11] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[09:13] ---
    Giroro-san is supposed to be here
    to defend with me, but he's gone.
[09:16] ---
    Or, like, lonely battle?
[09:22] ---
    Don't be afraid!
[09:23] ---
    I have no intention of
    striking you ladies in any way.
[09:26] ---
    He's so agile.
[09:27] ---
    Or, like, super ghostly?
[09:29] ---
    I guess this means our team wins.
[09:31] ---
    But wasn't Fuyuki-kun supposed
    to be the one to rescue me here?
[09:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki was assigned to play defense.
[09:37] ---
    I'm afraid he won't be coming here.
[09:39] ---
    What? Awww...
[09:42] ---
    So what was the point
    of volunteering to get tied up?!
[09:52] ---
    Right before the target
    is where a soldier is most vulnerable.
[09:55] ---
    Clever tactics.
[09:57] ---
    Right there!
[10:01] ---
    How did he see through
    my Hidden Quail technique?
[10:04] ---
    Koyuki is tagged out.
SIGN    Out
[10:06] ---
    Now it's just between the two of us.
[10:13] ---
    I think we've already
    gone past three minutes.
[10:15] ---
    Shouldn't this be over by now?
[10:18] ---
    I'll go and check.
[10:24] ---
    Wow...
[10:29] ---
    That's intense.
[10:34] ---
    I don't see how we can
    tell those two to stop.
[10:37] ---
    We're gonna have fun in the snow,
     with or without them.
[10:41] ---
    Snowball fights may be fun,
[10:42] ---
    but all this snow would
    be a waste without snowmen.
[10:46] ---
    After playing all day in the snow,
[10:48] ---
    eating a nice hot meal
    is especially delicious, sir!
[10:53] ---
    Huh?
[10:54] ---
    Sarge? What's the matter?
[10:56] ---
    All of a sudden,
    I'm getting this itchy feeling.
[10:59] ---
    Hey. I feel it, too.
[11:02] ---
    That must be frostbite!
[11:03] ---
    I guess you're naked, huh?
[11:06] ---
    What?
[11:07] ---
    Nobody told us that snow
    had such a trap!
[11:13] ---
    I can't stand it anymore, sir!
    I'm through with snow!
[11:18] ---
    And so, the people of planet Earth
[11:20] ---
    are once again safe from the
    threat of these alien invaders.
[11:24] ---
    Oh. I just remembered...
[11:27] ---
    A battle of endurance, huh?
    Reminds me of my younger days.
[11:31] ---
    What am I supposed to be doing here?
[11:37] ---
    Give it a rest, guys...
SIGN    Give it a rest.
SIGN    Sinister
[11:47] ---
    Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy...
[11:51] ---
    These words seem to exist
    to describe a certain person.
SIGN    Malicious
SIGN    Shadowy
[11:55] ---
    The least popular character
    of the Keroro Platoon.
SIGN    Gloomy
[11:58] ---
    None other than
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[12:03] ---
    Hey.
SIGN    Sergeant Major Kululu
[12:03] ---
    I think you should redo my introduction.
[12:07] ---
    Huh?
[12:08] ---
    But... I'm just reading
    what's written on the script...
[12:11] ---
    You can read it yourself.
SIGN    Audio Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy... These words seem to have been invented exactly to describe him. He's the Keroro Platoon character you all love to hate. And his name is...
[12:12] ---
    Sinister, malicious,
    shadowy, gloomy... it's all there.
[12:15] ---
    Ha. Is that really what the script says?
[12:18] ---
    I see.
[12:20] ---
    Oh, I know...
[12:26] ---
    Don't you think the Keroro Platoon
    lacks a certain something?
[12:30] ---
    I think it's because the leader
    is so mediocre.
[12:35] ---
    But today,
    I'll show you something awesome.
[12:38] ---
    I hope you'll enjoy the show.
[12:46] ---
    Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
[12:51] ---
    Fuyuki, could you take out
    that noncombustible trash?
[12:55] ---
    Sure thing.
[12:59] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[13:03] ---
    Is this garbage?
[13:05] ---
    Who would leave something like this here?
[13:11] ---
    Now, what kind of cute characters
    are going to appear today?
[13:18] ---
    What the heck are those?
[13:20] ---
    Sis, someone's left
    illegal waste in our backyard!
[13:24] ---
    It looks like a creepy monster, and...
[13:28] ---
    That's the same one I saw.
[13:30] ---
    So, that was a game character.
[13:32] ---
    No! Someone hacked my game!
[13:36] ---
    *Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[13:46] ---
    Fuyuki-kun dropped his handkerchief.
[13:49] ---
    So I have an excuse to see him!
[14:08] ---
    I put all my heart into
    washing and ironing it all by myself.
[14:13] ---
    I burned it a bit.
    But it won't happen next time.
[14:17] ---
    But then, being a little absentminded
    may be something boys find attractive.
[14:22] ---
    I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
[14:24] ---
    Don't be sorry, Momoka-chan.
    What's important are your feelings...
[14:28] ---
    Just kidding!
[14:32] ---
    Wow! It's a picture of Fuyuki-kun! How lucky!
[14:36] ---
    W-Wha....
[14:37] ---
    What the heck is this?
SIGN    Momoka Foi Foi
[14:45] ---
    What is this?
[14:48] ---
    Help me!
[14:54] ---
    Huh?
[14:55] ---
    Mois-chan!
[14:56] ---
    I thought I heard
    Nishizawa-san screaming just now.
[15:00] ---
    What's that?
[15:01] ---
    Dunno...
[15:02] ---
    Or, like, a pest remover?
[15:06] ---
    That hurt!
[15:08] ---
    And that's what happened...
[15:11] ---
    That's quite a disaster.
[15:14] ---
    Sorry I dropped you on the ground.
[15:15] ---
    I was just so surprised...
[15:17] ---
    You don't deserve this.
[15:20] ---
    Or, like, a pesky rampage?
[15:22] ---
    But, why would anyone set up such a thing?
[15:26] ---
    Nishizawa-san, I was just wondering...
SIGN    Kukukukuku (heh heh heh heh heh)
[15:29] ---
    By any chance, did you
    hear any laughing like that?
[15:31] ---
    Yes! I heard that!
[15:33] ---
    It was totally Kululu!
[15:55] ---
    What in the...?!
[16:15] ---
    Stars in heaven.
[16:17] ---
    Flowers on earth.
[16:18] ---
    Love in our hearts. Is that not beautiful?
[16:21] ---
    Huh?
[16:26] ---
    Do something about him.
    You're supposed to be the leader.
[16:29] ---
    Huh?
[16:30] ---
    It's a problem when I have to put out
    the noncombustible trash!
[16:33] ---
    I've had enough. Lock him up
    in solitary confinement.
[16:36] ---
    He is just so cruel.
[16:38] ---
    'Tis a great betrayal!
[16:40] ---
    Or, like, extreme nuisance?
[16:42] ---
    Tell him to hand over that picture.
[16:44] ---
    Hey, wait a sec.
[16:47] ---
    I have no idea what you guys
    are talking about.
[16:51] ---
    I suggest you talk to the representative
SIGN    Odd Job Dept.
[16:54] ---
    of the Odd Job department.
[16:56] ---
    Okay, fill out these forms
    with the details of your complaints,
[17:00] ---
    along with your names and addresses.
SIGN    Address Name Date of Birth Phone Number Permanent Residence Occupation Educational History Skills・Qualifications
[17:02] ---
    Hey. Is it okay if we just write
    our birthdates in Keron years?
[17:06] ---
    Converting Keron years into
    Pekopon years isn't easy at all.
[17:09] ---
    There are three sheets,
    so be sure to fill them all out.
[17:13] ---
    There.
[17:14] ---
    We did everything you said.
[17:16] ---
    Well, I've heard what you have
    to say. But that'll be all for today.
[17:19] ---
    Hey! What the heck \ndo you think you're doing?!
[17:23] ---
    This is so irresponsible!
[17:24] ---
    Yeesh. You won't be able to
    enjoy your lives
[17:27] ---
    if you let such small things
    ruin your day, sir.
[17:31] ---
    It's time for my...
[17:37] ---
    Ortega's... Dom!
[17:47] ---
    Kululu!
[17:49] ---
    That jerkface!
SIGN    Kululu
[17:55] ---
    This is so repulsive.
[17:56] ---
    He must really love his own face...
[17:59] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[18:00] ---
    Come out and apologize to everyone!
[18:03] ---
    That's right! Apologize!
SIGN    Kululu
[18:04] ---
    I don't want to.
[18:06] ---
    Do you have any proof
    that I did all those things?
[18:09] ---
    Grr... I really hate him.
[18:11] ---
    I'm going in there to talk to him.
[18:13] ---
    I've always thought
    his conduct was unbecoming.
[18:17] ---
    Hey, Kululu!
[18:18] ---
    Why don't the two of us
    talk about this one-on-one?
[18:21] ---
    C'mon, how about it?
[18:32] ---
    I wonder if this'll work.
[18:35] ---
    Ummm, I doubt it.
[18:42] ---
    He makes no sense!
SIGN    I knew it...
[18:43] ---
    I knew it...
[18:45] ---
    Maybe I should try it.
[18:47] ---
    I know I'm just as wicked!
[18:54] ---
    My future is bleak...
[18:57] ---
    We did have a conversation,
[18:59] ---
    but it felt like I was talking
    to a brick wall or something.
[19:03] ---
    He never listens to
    anything I say to him...
[19:07] ---
    He ignored me completely!
    Who does he think he is?
[19:10] ---
    He drives me crazy!
[19:14] ---
    And so, one by one,
[19:16] ---
    they all tried to talk some sense
    into Sergeant Major Kululu,
[19:19] ---
    but no one could handle
    Kululu's sinister personality.
[19:24] ---
    It seems that none of you
    know how to handle him.
[19:27] ---
    Which means...
[19:29] ---
    As the leader, I shall demonstrate
    my charismatic empathy technique.
SIGN    Charismatic Empathy Technique
SIGN    1 minute later
[19:35] ---
    One minute later...
[19:37] ---
    I did it! Yahoo!
[19:40] ---
    Look at what I got!
    This isn't just any ordinary Gundam.
[19:43] ---
    This is a collector's item
    that was manufactured
[19:45] ---
    based on the original design
    stolen by the Zeon forces!
[19:48] ---
    I always knew Kululu was a nice guy!
[19:51] ---
    He really got his way with the sergeant.
[19:55] ---
    Another failure... I guess
    there's nothing else we can do.
[19:59] ---
    Excuse me...
[20:00] ---
    Huh?
[20:01] ---
    I still haven't talked to him...
[20:04] ---
    What?
[20:08] ---
    Words have no effect on me.
[20:11] ---
    I suggest you just stop wasting your time.
[20:14] ---
    Excuse me...
[20:16] ---
    Oh, it's her...
[20:19] ---
    Isn't anyone else left
    who's more of a challenge?
[20:24] ---
    Ha.
[20:25] ---
    This one might go running back
    out in floods of tears...
[20:29] ---
    Huh?
[20:31] ---
    What... what's with her?
[20:36] ---
    Why isn't she speaking at all?
[20:39] ---
    Why don't you say something?
[20:43] ---
    Why the heck are you staring at me?
[20:47] ---
    Stop looking at me...
    Stop looking at me with those eyes...
[20:54] ---
    Mois's pure heart
[20:56] ---
    radiated relentlessly
    on Kululu's wicked heart.
[21:01] ---
    What could he be making...?
[21:04] ---
    And after one hour...
[21:07] ---
    Huh?
[21:09] ---
    Okay...
[21:10] ---
    That's enough.
[21:12] ---
    Stop staring at me with those sparkling eyes.
[21:15] ---
    You did it! Mois-chan, you're the best!
[21:18] ---
    Huh?
[21:20] ---
    No matter how powerful
    the sinister Kululu may be...
[21:23] ---
    None of this would've happened
    if you hadn't called me that!
[21:27] ---
    ...the sinister Kululu is no match
    for a pure-hearted girl.
[21:31] ---
    Or, like, girly pureness?
SIGN    Naïve
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Kululu. Are you all
    being hated by your friends?
[23:11] ---
    But when you become a
    genius like me, it's not a big deal.
[23:15] ---
    After all, everyone needs my skills.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    In the next episode,
    my acting spirit goes wild.
[23:23] ---
    "Natsumi & Koyuki's
    Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
    Ge-Gero!

E29 - Natsumi & Koyuki's Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir! / Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Autumn is the season of the arts,
    so we bring you a story about a play.
[01:35] ---
    What?! A play?
SIGN    What?!
[01:37] ---
    Did you say "play"?
[01:39] ---
    That's right!
[01:40] ---
    It's my first time directing,
    and I want it to be a success!
[01:44] ---
    Can you please help Yayoi?
[01:46] ---
    N-No, thanks! You should be talking
    to the Drama Club members!
[01:49] ---
    You don't need us...
[01:50] ---
    But it has to be you!
[01:51] ---
    The actor's agility is crucial
    to the success of this play!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Jr. High School Drama Club Presents: Peter Pan
[01:55] ---
    Peter Pan...
[01:56] ---
    That sounds like fun!
    Natsumi-san, come on, do it with me.
[02:01] ---
    B-But I... I can't...
[02:04] ---
    Let's do it!
[02:05] ---
    Please, Natsumi!
[02:07] ---
    Natsumi!
SIGN    Drama Club
[02:12] ---
    Peter Pan... I always knew
    you would come back to me...
[02:17] ---
    You must be looking for your shadow, right?
SIGN    Emotionless
[02:21] ---
    Emotionless...
[02:22] ---
    P-P-P-Peter...
[02:26] ---
    This is why I kept telling you
    I didn't want to do this!
[02:31] ---
    Natsumi & Koyuki's
    Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!
[02:36] ---
    Sis?
[02:37] ---
    What happened to her?
[02:38] ---
    Well, actually, we're going
    to be helping the Drama Club.
[02:43] ---
    But... How should I put it...
[02:46] ---
    Oh, she's a terrible actor, isn't she?
SIGN    Terrible
[02:48] ---
    She's been bad at it since she was little.
[02:52] ---
    An honor student with exceptional athletic skills
    and incredible physical strength,
[02:57] ---
    but when it comes to acting,
[02:58] ---
    Lady Natsumi totally sucks. I see.
SIGN    Sucks
SIGN    Gero
[03:02] ---
    I'm perfectly aware that
    I'm not cut out for acting! I quit!
[03:07] ---
    I'm sorry...
[03:08] ---
    I didn't even think about
    your feelings when I accepted...
[03:12] ---
    It's just that I've never been able to
    act in a play with my friends.
[03:17] ---
    I thought it would be fun
    if we could do this together.
[03:22] ---
    That's why I was so happy
    when she asked us.
[03:26] ---
    But I'll be fine, really.
[03:28] ---
    I'm gonna make it on my own somehow.
[03:30] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
[03:35] ---
    I see you're planning to run away
[03:37] ---
    after crushing Lady Koyuki's
     feelings underfoot.
[03:43] ---
    Koyuki-chan. I'll try, after all!
[03:46] ---
    Really?
[03:47] ---
    Sis!
[03:48] ---
    Well... I think I'll get by somehow
    if I practice harder.
[03:55] ---
    Look, Wendy.
[03:57] ---
    Flying is actually an easy thing, see?
[04:00] ---
    Why don't you try it out yourself?
[04:02] ---
    Wait, Peter Pan... I don't think
    I can do it... I'm so afraid...
[04:11] ---
    Still emotionless.
SIGN    Still emotionless
[04:12] ---
    Boy, that was painful to watch.
[04:17] ---
    Stupid frog.
[04:18] ---
    The moment you step on stage,
    you have to lose your own identity.
[04:22] ---
    Yes... you become someone else,
    a girl with a Wendy mask on.
[04:28] ---
    Are you willing to take
    my special training program
[04:31] ---
    to make this play with
    Lady Koyuki a success, ma'am?
[04:34] ---
    Special training?
[04:36] ---
    The question is... are you
    willing to complete my training?
[04:42] ---
    You can do it, Natsumi-san!
[04:44] ---
    Okay! I'll do it.
[04:49] ---
    Hey. Are you sure this is
    gonna help improve my acting?
[04:53] ---
    You lack focus!
[04:57] ---
    What did you do that for?
[04:58] ---
    In acting, you must learn to detach yourself.
[05:01] ---
    Look at Lady Koyuki.
[05:03] ---
    She has banished all other thoughts
[05:05] ---
    and is concentrating just
    on stacking those matches.
[05:07] ---
    Now, try again!
[05:11] ---
    Your hands are too sloppy, you idiot.
[05:13] ---
    This is amazing.
[05:14] ---
    The terrifying sergeant is back.
[05:17] ---
    Hang in there, Sis.
[05:19] ---
    Although your training
    doesn't look meaningful...
[05:21] ---
    Just trust what the sergeant says.
[05:24] ---
    I have also had the pleasure
[05:26] ---
    of training under Keroro-kun several times.
[05:29] ---
    Dororo-kun, you're a tree,
    so don't move, okay?
[05:32] ---
    Okay... I got it.
[05:35] ---
    A peach isn't supposed to talk.
[05:37] ---
    A turnip isn't supposed to cry.
[05:40] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[05:42] ---
    all I got were dull roles
    with no speaking lines...
[05:46] ---
    Seems his trauma switch is turned on again.
[05:50] ---
    It's time for Sumomo's pop idol seminar!
[05:52] ---
    First, the basics of a cute pose.
[05:56] ---
    See?
[05:57] ---
    L-Like this?
[05:59] ---
    No, no. Raise your legs higher,
    stick out your chest,
[06:03] ---
    and bend your arms.
[06:05] ---
    L-Like this?
[06:07] ---
    And so, with help from the
    intergalactic pop idol Sumomo-chan,
SIGN    Uses for bread crust bread crumbs fried bread as an eraser
[06:09] ---
    and Lavie, who had a short stint
    as an actress here on planet Earth,
[06:15] ---
    Natsumi's hard work paid off
    and her acting improved dramatically.
[06:19] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan...
[06:21] ---
    I always knew you'd come back to me.
[06:24] ---
    It's as if she really is Wendy herself.
[06:24] ---
    You must be looking for your shadow, right?
[06:27] ---
    There isn't anything left
    for me to teach her, sir.
[06:31] ---
    You're kidding me.
[06:33] ---
    Finally, the day of the school play comes.
SIGN    The Drama Club Presents: Peter Pan
[06:40] ---
    Oh no... I'm getting butterflies...
[06:43] ---
    Don't worry! You've worked so hard.
[06:46] ---
    I'll be right here by your side.
[06:48] ---
    Koyuki-chan... yeah!
[06:51] ---
    Okay, we're about to start.
    Raise the curtain.
[07:01] ---
    Hey, stop. Be still, my beating heart.
[07:05] ---
    What was my first line, now?
[07:09] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan... I always knew
    you would come back to me.
[07:15] ---
    Sis!
[07:16] ---
    Natsumi-san!
SIGN    Akebono Diner
[07:17] ---
    Natsumi...
[07:22] ---
    I'm going to try it, Peter Pan...
[07:24] ---
    I'm going to believe that I can fly...
[07:29] ---
    I am Wendy.
[07:38] ---
    It's Saburo-senpai!
[07:41] ---
    Wendy?
[07:43] ---
    Natsumi-san?
[07:46] ---
    Oh... P-Peter Pan.
[07:50] ---
    I always knew you'd come back to me.
[07:55] ---
    You m-m-must b-b-be...
[08:00] ---
    Sis...
[08:01] ---
    Or, like, fishy weirdo?
[08:02] ---
    Wow, she is really bad...
[08:05] ---
    All that hard training went right out the window in a single instant!
SIGN    Hohohohoho...
[08:12] ---
    Oh... P-P-Peter P-P-Pan...
[08:12] ---
    Natsumi! You dreadful child!
[08:15] ---
    Natsumi-san... no, Wendy,
    get a hold of yourself!
[08:19] ---
    Wendy! Wendy!
[08:21] ---
    Cut, cut!
[08:23] ---
    You're terrible. Absolutely hopeless.
[08:26] ---
    What was all that practice for?
[08:29] ---
    Y-You stupid frog!
[08:30] ---
    Give me that!
[08:32] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan.
[08:34] ---
    I always knew you'd come back to me.
[08:37] ---
    You must be looking for your shadow, right?
[08:40] ---
    I've been waiting all this time
    for you to show up.
[08:45] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan!
[08:50] ---
    Oh, Peter...
[08:52] ---
    What the heck do you think
    you're doing here?!
[08:59] ---
    Who's that?
[09:05] ---
    They loved it.
[09:06] ---
    This is it!
[09:10] ---
    I don't know who you are,
    but keep the ad-libs going!
[09:14] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan.
     I always knew you'd come back...
[09:17] ---
    Why the heck did you come back?
[09:19] ---
    Well, actually, I'm not sure myself...
[09:21] ---
    Are you sure about this, Yayoi?
[09:23] ---
    Unplanned acts and ad-libs!
    This is what a live stage is all about!
[09:27] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi.
[09:29] ---
    Don't be so rough...
[09:30] ---
    Until you feel pain, you just won't get it.
[09:33] ---
    She's right. You're gonna get it, you pirate.
[09:35] ---
    Pirate?
[09:37] ---
    Yes, of course. I'm supposed
    to be the pirate, Captain Hook.
[09:42] ---
    And the show must go on
    until the curtain falls, sir!
SIGN    Soul of an Actor
[09:46] ---
    You puny little...
[09:48] ---
    I'll feed you to the sharks, sir!
[09:55] ---
    Wow!
[09:58] ---
    How dare you...? Stop flying around!
[10:01] ---
    Mr. Sergeant's really into his role.
[10:04] ---
    He is truly a fool for theatrics.
[10:06] ---
    No. He's just a fool.
[10:15] ---
    Stupid frog...!
[10:18] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi, this is
    just a play. A play, ma'am...
[10:27] ---
    Now!
[10:30] ---
    And so... thanks to Wendy
    and Peter Pan's brave acts,
[10:33] ---
    peace once again reigned in Neverland.
[10:36] ---
    Hurray! Hurray!
[10:39] ---
    Thank you very much, Wendy.
    And you, Peter Pan.
[10:41] ---
    We will always remember you
    as long as we live!
[10:45] ---
    Goodbye! Goodbye!
[10:49] ---
    Is that really how Peter Pan goes?
[10:51] ---
    I dunno...
[10:53] ---
    That was awesome.
[10:57] ---
    I was really worried there.
[11:00] ---
    I'm so happy for you, Natsumi-san.
[11:02] ---
    Oh, boy... She'd better be grateful to me.
[11:06] ---
    It's a good thing I was there
    to save the day.
[11:12] ---
    You just appeared in front of
    everyone like that.
[11:17] ---
    You think you're gonna
    get away with that?!
[11:18] ---
    Listen. From now on,
    you are forbidden to wear those
[11:22] ---
    stupid-looking suits of yours!
[11:23] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Banning of the Human Suit
[11:25] ---
    Without it, I can't even
    go buy my Gundam models, sir!
[11:28] ---
    That's the least of your worries.
    All the attention you drew
[11:31] ---
    led the whole Hinata
    household to a major crisis.
[11:33] ---
    What major crisis, you ask?
    Find out after the break.
[11:36] ---
    Please don't leave!
[11:47] ---
    It's been about half a year
    since we began our broadcasts,
[11:50] ---
    and Sergeant Keroro is
    feeling quite comfortable
[11:52] ---
    living here on Earth.
[11:54] ---
    Welcome to our store!
[12:00] ---
    Oh. I don't need a plastic bag.
     I'm eco-conscious, sir!
[12:06] ---
    Yeah... just a little too comfortable.
[12:12] ---
    Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
SIGN    Ooba
[12:20] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet!
[12:23] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[12:24] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Pekopon.
[12:25] ---
    Mom...
[12:26] ---
    Shhh... Stop staring.
[12:28] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[12:40] ---
    Oh, no! How could I have
    let that happen?
[12:50] ---
    Have to be more careful.
[12:53] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro!
[12:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro...
[13:02] ---
    Did you get a shot of it
    when it exposed itself?
[13:05] ---
    I... I didn't get it.
[13:07] ---
    Darn! Sports Day...
    the Drama Club's play.
[13:11] ---
    What is that thing that keeps showing up
    at the Kissho Academy events?
[13:15] ---
    Introducing new characters!
[13:17] ---
    Three members of the
    Kissho Academy Newspaper Club,
SIGN    Kissho Academy Newspaper Club
[13:20] ---
    otherwise known as KGS,
    are stalking Sergeant Keroro.
[13:22] ---
    If we find out the true nature
    of that frog-head creature,
[13:24] ---
    we're gonna have a real big scoop.
[13:26] ---
    Yeah.
[13:27] ---
    I'm going to grab Hinata Fuyuki by his neck,
    and make him spill the beans.
[13:30] ---
    But we'll need a picture to prove it.
[13:33] ---
    All we need is...
[13:34] ---
    ...a simple fabrication.
[13:35] ---
    A fabrication can be defined
    as a lie that looks convincingly true.
SIGN    Fabrication
[13:39] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki. Doesn't this
    creature look familiar to you?
[13:45] ---
    Wow, that's one of the worst
    Photoshop jobs I've ever seen.
[13:49] ---
    Why, you... are you trying to deny it?
[13:51] ---
    We know you have a connection to him.
[13:55] ---
    Look here. A picture taken during Sports Day.
[13:57] ---
    And here's one when he
    broke into the school play.
[14:00] ---
    There're all kinds of people.
[14:03] ---
    You'd better not judge people by their looks.
[14:06] ---
    E-Evading our questions
    won't do you any good.
[14:09] ---
    We saw this frog-like
    creature go into your house.
[14:10] ---
    Um... well... uh... um... uh...
[14:14] ---
    That's right. Just admit to us
    that you know him!
[14:18] ---
    Knock it off, already!
[14:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun says he doesn't know.
[14:23] ---
    If you have a problem with that,
[14:24] ---
    then you're gonna have to
    go through me...
[14:26] ---
    Nishizawa-san, never mind them.
[14:28] ---
    Let's go.
[14:28] ---
    Oh, Fuyuki-kun, you mustn't...
[14:31] ---
    W-Wait!
[14:34] ---
    If only I hadn't insisted on
    joining that school play,
[14:35] ---
    none of this would have happened.
[14:38] ---
    I feel like it's all my fault.
[14:41] ---
    It's not really anyone's fault, Koyuki-dono.
[14:45] ---
    Sarge! Did you go out again
    in that ridiculous suit?
[14:50] ---
    Gero?
[14:52] ---
    I guess you did.
[14:53] ---
    Well, I was looking for volume 9
    of the Captain Geroro series,
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[14:57] ---
    and I had to go to the next town.
[15:00] ---
    So you went out again looking like that...
[15:04] ---
    Lady Natsumi... You're kinda early today...
SIGN    Use Prohibited Do not use!
SIGN    Forbidden for the time being No dinner if you touch it
SIGN    Increased chores if you use it Forbidden
[15:12] ---
    And as you can see,
    Fuyuki-dono is now in a very tight situation.
[15:16] ---
    It's much more of a problem than that.
[15:19] ---
    This has major ramifications
    to our staying here.
[15:21] ---
    Who cares? Our first priority
    is to get back my Pekoponian suit!
[15:24] ---
    Otherwise, I won't be able to go out
SIGN    Comic books
SIGN    Gundam Models
[15:25] ---
    and buy comic books or Gundam models!
[15:29] ---
    He is still whining.
[15:31] ---
    Just ignore him.
SIGN    Warning
[15:37] ---
    Intruders have been detected
    on the Hinata household property.
[15:40] ---
    They sure didn't waste any time.
[15:44] ---
    Man, they've got guts, storming in here
    with only the three of them.
[15:48] ---
    Let us give them a big welcome!
[15:51] ---
    Yeah!
[15:52] ---
    Keroro-kun?
[15:55] ---
    They are to blame for my loss of freedom.
SIGN    False Accusations?!
[15:59] ---
    No... Actually, that's not true...
[16:03] ---
    All this pain and hatred will be
    directed towards those Pekoponians!
SIGN    Taking it out on them?
[16:10] ---
    But... you're just taking it out on them.
[16:17] ---
    We're in. Now we can get
    conclusive footage.
[16:21] ---
    I want a shot of that frog-like guy
    with Hinata Fuyuki.
[16:24] ---
    Leave it up to me.
[16:26] ---
    I don't care how you do it.
    We have freedom of the press.
[16:29] ---
    Roger.
[16:44] ---
    This feels great.
[16:49] ---
    I'll t-take a shot of that
    frog-head later.
[17:01] ---
    Who do you think you are, jerkface?
SIGN    Giro
[17:06] ---
    I hope the sergeant isn't too depressed.
[17:13] ---
    You've got it wrong if
    you think all I do is take notes.
[17:17] ---
    I, Tsukigami Chiruyo,
    am the most nimble person at KGS.
[17:22] ---
    The truth is,
    Fuyuki-kun's pretty much my type.
[17:26] ---
    But I've always kept it a secret
    from the Desk Chief.
[17:35] ---
    You fail as a ninja.
[17:38] ---
    You are still green.
    You must be more inconspicuous.
[17:57] ---
    What kind of room is this?
[17:59] ---
    Comic books and plastic models...
[18:01] ---
    It seems too childish for
    someone like Hinata Fuyuki.
[18:05] ---
    I'm sure there's a secret
    hidden in this room.
[18:09] ---
    Who would put a refrigerator there?
[18:12] ---
    How suspicious.
[18:13] ---
    My journalistic instincts
    are telling me that.
[18:26] ---
    Owwwww!
[18:31] ---
    Where am I? What just happened?
[18:35] ---
    Welcome to the Kululu Alter-World.
SIGN    Gohgohgohgoh...
[18:41] ---
    W-What's that?
SIGN    Gohgohgohgoh...
SIGN    Jealousy
[18:44] ---
    Jealousy. Send me jealousy
    from around the world, now!
SIGN    Gohgohgohgoh...
[18:51] ---
    Tamama top secret attack!
SIGN    I'm jealous of you Me, too. Me, too.
[18:53] ---
    Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    Jealousy Shot
[19:12] ---
    W-What next?
[19:17] ---
    You've got some nerve,
     following me around.
[19:21] ---
    Y-You're the...
[19:24] ---
    On top of that, you even bothered Master Fuyuki.
[19:28] ---
    You're not going to get away with this.
[19:30] ---
    Chief-kun.
[19:32] ---
    Guys...?!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Dorodorodoro...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Girogirogiro... Gerogerogero... Dorodorodoro... Tamatamatama...
[19:41] ---
    I had no idea there were so many of you.
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
[19:46] ---
    Thanks for volunteering for my experiment.
[19:50] ---
    Experiment?!
[19:51] ---
    You'll be the guinea pig for my latest weapon.
[19:53] ---
    W-What are you talking about?
[19:56] ---
    Just trust me.
[19:58] ---
    Click!
[20:01] ---
    You see? Looks good, doesn't it?
[20:14] ---
    I think they've all had enough, Sarge.
[20:16] ---
    Gero?
[20:17] ---
    Oh, Master Fuyuki.
[20:19] ---
    It's cruel to punish them more.
[20:21] ---
    What?
[20:22] ---
    Just when we're about to have some real fun.
[20:25] ---
    Please spare them, Sarge. Okay?
[20:28] ---
    Hmm...
[20:29] ---
    Well, if that's what Master Fuyuki wants.
[20:32] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN    Darn
[20:34] ---
    Click.
[20:44] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Thank you very much!
[20:46] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
[20:47] ---
    Hold it. We're gonna have to
    erase their memories.
[20:53] ---
    Please let them keep their memories.
[20:56] ---
    But, look here...
[20:58] ---
    We do not want everyone on Pekopon
    to find out about us.
[21:01] ---
    Don't worry! It'll be fine.
[21:06] ---
    The following day...
SIGN    Scoop! Mystery at the Hinata Household Aliens do exist!!
[21:09] ---
    You've gotta believe us.
SIGN    5 frog-type aliens!!
SIGN    Powerful space creature!
[21:11] ---
    There were five of those
    alien frog creatures!
SIGN    Underground secret base!
SIGN    Soldiers to invade Earth?!
SIGN    The leader's hobby is Gundam models!
[21:16] ---
    Believe me!
[21:17] ---
    How ridiculous.
[21:19] ---
    That sounds like something from a comic book.
[21:20] ---
    Let's see some proof.
[21:23] ---
    W-We're telling the truth, I tell you!
[21:25] ---
    We saw it with our own eyes!
[21:27] ---
    Frog-type aliens do exist!
[21:27] ---
    They completely turned their backs
    on Fuyuki's trust.
[21:30] ---
    But... no one in school believed them.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    I'm Taruru. I seriously admire Master Tamama!
[23:10] ---
    Members of the Keroro Platoon
    so heavily depend on him
[23:13] ---
    that they're totally lost without him.
[23:16] ---
    I'm serious. Master Tamama
    told me that in his letters.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
    In the next episode, a little
    Keronian greenhorn appears.
[23:23] ---
    "Tamama: The Boy Who Came
    From Planet Keron, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E30 - Tamama: The Boy Who CameFrom Planet Keron, Sir! / Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    Autumn, when the sky is high and clear
    and the horses grow fat and sturdy.
[01:39] ---
    Chesto!
[01:41] ---
    One man has been training hard,
    night and day, to better his craft.
[01:49] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[02:00] ---
    Tama-chan, that was incredible.
[02:01] ---
    Impressive, I must say.
    You really nailed it this time.
[02:04] ---
    Nah, it was something special really...
[02:07] ---
    Although I do have mixed feelings
    about watching an invader improve.
[02:12] ---
    When the time comes,
    I will not be holding back, Paul.
SIGN    Emergency Situation Danger Alert
[02:16] ---
    Emergency... emergency...
[02:19] ---
    A UFO has entered the atmosphere,
    and it's approaching rapidly.
[02:23] ---
    It's predicted to land at...
[02:30] ---
    Tamama: The Boy Who Came
    From Planet Keron, Sir!
[02:38] ---
    What could it be?
[02:40] ---
    Momoka-sama, please stay back.
[02:42] ---
    Could it be...
[02:53] ---
    ...Taruru?!
[02:56] ---
    Master Tamama! How have you been?
[03:00] ---
    W-What's up with you? What a surprise.
[03:02] ---
    I was chosen to represent
    our nursery class to come and see
[03:06] ---
    the great things Master Tamama,
    our respected elder, is doing.
[03:13] ---
    So I used this space-wide
    holiday week to visit you!
[03:17] ---
    Um, Tama-chan...
[03:18] ---
    How about introducing us to your friend?
[03:22] ---
    I already know who you are.
[03:24] ---
    You must be the
     bipolar beast-human, Momoka.
SIGN    Bipolar Beast-human
[03:26] ---
    And you're the cold-blooded
    mechanical man, Paul.
SIGN    Cold-Blooded Mechanical Man
[03:29] ---
    You two are the vicious Pekoponian pair
    that Master captured as pets
[03:33] ---
    after an epic battle!
[03:35] ---
    Actually... it was... you see...
[03:38] ---
    H-How do I put it, uh...
[03:41] ---
    What I meant was...
    they are as friendly as pets, you see...
[03:46] ---
    What a funny way to put it, eh?
[03:50] ---
    I must admit, I'm terribly disappointed.
[03:55] ---
    Anyway, Master!
[03:56] ---
    You said your secret base is located
    beneath the Hinata household, right?
[04:03] ---
    W-Wait for me, Taruru!
    Do not go there without me!
SIGN    All about Formalin Power
[04:13] ---
    Sis, did you hear something just now?
[04:15] ---
    It's just the TV.
[04:17] ---
    So this is it.
[04:18] ---
    Hey, Taruru. Don't forget
    we're in enemy territory.
[04:21] ---
    You can't wander off...
[04:22] ---
    Let's charge!
[04:24] ---
    Hey, wait!
[04:28] ---
    W-What the heck's that?
[04:30] ---
    There you are!
[04:31] ---
    T-T-T-T-Taruru!
[04:33] ---
    Master. It's them, right?
[04:36] ---
    The violent organic entity, Natsumi.
SIGN    Violent Organic Entity
[04:38] ---
    Violent?
[04:39] ---
    Can't swim, can't run, and totally pathetic.
[04:42] ---
    He's got three strikes against him.
[04:43] ---
    This must be the totally unathletic Fuyuki!
SIGN    Three Strikes
[04:46] ---
    It's true that I don't know how to swim...
[04:49] ---
    He just means that you can
    stand against bad guys!
[04:52] ---
    And the value of a person is not
    determined by athletic ability!
[04:57] ---
    But, these guys...
[04:59] ---
    I heard Master Tamama saved them
    from being thrown into the dungeon,
[05:03] ---
    but they don't seem too grateful.
[05:06] ---
    Hey, you. Aren't you forgetting
    to salute Master Tamama?
[05:09] ---
    More importantly, Taruru...
[05:11] ---
    Yes, you're right! I came here
    to see the secret base,
[05:15] ---
    and not to waste time
    with these worthless ingrates.
[05:21] ---
    Um...
[05:23] ---
    Actually...
[05:27] ---
    I... I will come back and explain!
[05:31] ---
    Wow!
[05:35] ---
    This is incredible. Is this that
    much-talked-about secret base?
[05:39] ---
    W-Well, yeah...
[05:41] ---
    I will just give him a quick tour,
    then send him straight home.
[05:47] ---
    Oh, yeah, Master Tamama!
[05:48] ---
    Didn't they make you
    platoon leader here recently?
[05:51] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[05:53] ---
    But why did you give up
    your position so quickly?
[05:56] ---
    W-Well, the truth is...
    although that was the order,
[06:00] ---
    I believed Sergeant Keroro
    was the most appropriate choice
[06:03] ---
    to lead the team in
    conquering Pekopon.
[06:05] ---
    So I risked my career
    trying to convince the brass.
[06:07] ---
    I'm impressed! Usually, people
    only think of their own promotions!
[06:13] ---
    Yet you considered not only
    what was best for the team,
[06:16] ---
    but also how to show your gratitude
    to Sergeant Keroro for helping you!
[06:19] ---
    That's not something
    just anyone would do!
[06:24] ---
    Well, it is really something to brag about.
[06:26] ---
    Remember to always respect your elders, okay?
[06:30] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:35] ---
    It's the Keroro Platoon
    Communications and Weapons Expert,
[06:37] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[06:38] ---
    Is he your disciple?
[06:40] ---
    Y-Yes. He just wanted to look around.
[06:45] ---
    Wow! It's really him!
[06:46] ---
    Sinister, gloomy and unpopular.
[06:49] ---
    A lucky man, allowed to join the platoon
[06:50] ---
    only because of his talent for inventions!
[06:53] ---
    Isn't that right?
[06:55] ---
    You should be glad that
    Master Tamama has a good heart.
[06:58] ---
    He was able to convince the higher-ups
[07:00] ---
    that even someone with the worst possible
    character deserves a chance,
[07:03] ---
    as long as he has talent.
[07:05] ---
    We all should be as kind as you are, Master!
[07:12] ---
    Hey, see you around! Stay strong,
     even if you are unpopular!
[07:15] ---
    This is bad...
[07:23] ---
    And that must be Corporal Giroro.
[07:25] ---
    He sure is a sharpshooter, just as I heard.
[07:28] ---
    I... I guess so...
[07:29] ---
    He tends to go solo,
    but ends up causing a mess,
[07:31] ---
    which has earned him
    the nickname Clumsy Giroro.
[07:34] ---
    But his exceptional knowledge of weapons
    landed him a position in the Keroro Platoon.
[07:38] ---
    You've saved his butt
    many times, right, Master?
[07:43] ---
    Y-Yeah. I always take care
    of the aftermath.
[07:47] ---
    H-He cannot hear us. S-Surely not.
SIGN    Super Long-eared
[07:52] ---
    It seems he can hear you.
[08:00] ---
    There's something in that room, isn't there?
[08:03] ---
    H-Hey, Taruru!
[08:08] ---
    You even grow edible plants
    for the Pekoponians?
[08:14] ---
    Is something wrong?
[08:15] ---
    Oh, n-no...
[08:18] ---
    Just wanted to make sure
    Lance Corporal Dororo was not around.
[08:20] ---
    I keep telling him not to mess around
    with the enemy's crops,
[08:24] ---
    but he is so stubborn,
    he will not listen to reason.
[08:27] ---
    Oh, I know who that is!
    It's Lance Corporal Dororo, isn't it?
[08:30] ---
    He makes such a
    weak impression on people
[08:31] ---
    that he was the last one
    to return to the platoon,
[08:33] ---
    and no one even listens to him
    during the meetings, right?
[08:37] ---
    Yeah. But I find him so pitiful,
[08:40] ---
    sometimes I listen to his ideas
    just to make him feel better.
[08:43] ---
    Wow...
[08:44] ---
    Oh! I remember, the Fill the Town
    with Flowers Master Plan, right?
[08:48] ---
    Correct. Thinking back,
    that was a stupid operation.
[08:52] ---
    Gotta hand it to you, Master Tamama!
[08:54] ---
    You're so fair, listening
    to even the lamest opinions.
[08:58] ---
    Oh. Is the control room
    located over there?
[09:02] ---
    I told you to wait for me!
[09:10] ---
    Awesome!
[09:11] ---
    So this is the Mission Control Room.
[09:13] ---
    W-Well, now that you have
    seen all that there is to see...
SIGN    The Legendary Room
[09:19] ---
    That must be the room
    of the legend himself!
[09:22] ---
    That room is where the gigantic robot
    to conquer Pekopon is being built!
[09:29] ---
    He's watching video after video
    to help him conquer Pekopon.
SIGN    Dangale
[09:34] ---
    Or he's healing his body
    covered with wounds from battle!
[09:40] ---
    I cannot let him see what is inside there.
[09:42] ---
    I'm gonna ask for his autograph!
[09:45] ---
    Excuse me!
[09:46] ---
    Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
SIGN    Iced Tea
[10:01] ---
    Um, excuse me... I'm Taruru,
    a disciple of Master Tamama.
[10:05] ---
    C-Can I have your autograph?
[10:09] ---
    I can sense it.
[10:12] ---
    Um... I can't have your
    autograph? But why is that?
[10:19] ---
    Because you are a stupid kid.
[10:26] ---
    He's so cool!
[10:29] ---
    C-C'mon. We shouldn't be bugging the sergeant.
[10:37] ---
    So, what did you think, Lady Mois?
[10:38] ---
    You were wonderful, Uncle.
[10:40] ---
    I knew it.
[10:41] ---
    I always thought I kinda looked
    like Lieutenant Commander Char.
[10:46] ---
    Or, like, super clear-cut?
[10:48] ---
    Well... nobody ever likes to admit
[10:51] ---
    to mistakes due to his own youth.
[10:55] ---
    Oh, by the way, who was that
    Keronian boy who was just here?
[10:58] ---
    Dunno.
[11:01] ---
    Everything was so inspiring!
[11:02] ---
    I even got told off by the
    platoon leader Keroro himself!
[11:05] ---
    I'm going to work even harder
[11:08] ---
    so that next time,
    he won't call me a kid!
[11:09] ---
    R-Right. You do that.
[11:11] ---
    Always remember that
    the future is in our hands.
[11:16] ---
    Master, take care of yourself!
[11:19] ---
    Yeah!
[11:20] ---
    And the same to you!
[11:24] ---
    Good grief.
[11:25] ---
    I never imagined how hard it is
    to be a role model to the young ones.
[11:28] ---
    Master Tamama...
[11:31] ---
    Let me show you how brutal
    a violent organic entity can be.
[11:36] ---
    Let's see now. It's time
    for some shooting practice.
[11:39] ---
    With a live target.
[11:41] ---
    So you call me
    a "beast-human" behind my back.
[11:45] ---
    A cold-blooded monster like myself
    shouldn't have any objections.
[11:47] ---
    The mouth can be its own downfall...
[11:50] ---
    I may not know how to swim, but...
[11:55] ---
    Please forgive me!
[11:57] ---
    Sometimes, it's hard to avoid the temptation,
[11:59] ---
    but it's never right to lie
    to make yourself look better.
[12:03] ---
    I hope we all learned a lesson here.
[12:12] ---
    This is the Nishizawa mansion.
[12:16] ---
    And in their private
    medical room in the basement,
[12:18] ---
    surprising findings calculated by the
    super computer are about to be revealed.
[12:25] ---
    Here we go!
[12:26] ---
    Compared to last time,
    favorable impression rate is up 1.27%.
[12:30] ---
    Intimacy rate is up 2.55%.
[12:32] ---
    Devotion rate is up 0.33%.
SIGN    Clench
[12:37] ---
    Based on all these figures,
[12:39] ---
    let us calculate exactly where the
    relationship stands right now.
[12:42] ---
    Yes, sir!
[12:46] ---
    Why, this...
[12:48] ---
    Oh, wow!
[12:53] ---
    Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!
[13:00] ---
    All right...
[13:01] ---
    Time for my daily training
    to be the ultimate warrior.
[13:06] ---
    Momocchi! What happened?!
[13:10] ---
    Tama-chan... promise me
    you won't tell anybody, okay?
[13:14] ---
    You are talking to Tamama.
    You can trust me to keep a secret.
[13:19] ---
    The truth is...
[13:20] ---
    Yada yada yada!
     And that's what she said.
[13:24] ---
    Oh? So she thinks she'd
    get closer to Master Fuyuki
[13:26] ---
    if she had the developed body
    of an adult woman.
[13:29] ---
    She told me not to tell anyone else,
    so I'm only telling this to you.
SIGN    Blabbermouth
[13:35] ---
    Blabbermouth.
[13:36] ---
    I see... a more mature look, huh?
SIGN    Fantasy
[13:40] ---
    I wish I could buy a pile of Gundam models
[13:41] ---
    all at once like some adult hobbyists do.
SIGN    Buy like an adult
[13:45] ---
    Buy like an adult!
[13:46] ---
    Say, Tamama-kun,
[13:47] ---
    the Nishizawa family you're staying with
    is quite rich, right?
[13:52] ---
    Oh, yes.
[13:52] ---
    Whenever there's a TV show
    about the richest people in the world,
[13:57] ---
    they're asked to appear!
[14:00] ---
    Is that so...?
[14:02] ---
    Everybody!
[14:07] ---
    What's all this racket?
[14:09] ---
    An emergency meeting?
[14:12] ---
    I've decided on our next operation.
[14:15] ---
    What?
[14:16] ---
    It's a solid plan that will help us
    secure an enormous amount of funds
[14:20] ---
    that we need for our Pekopon invasion.
[14:24] ---
    Okay...
[14:26] ---
    One, two. One, two.
[14:29] ---
    Keep your back straight.
[14:31] ---
    And twist those hips.
[14:33] ---
    You mean, like this?
[14:35] ---
    Oh, my God. This is a problem!
[14:40] ---
    Listen to me.
[14:41] ---
    In order to be an adult,
    first, you need a healthy body.
[14:44] ---
    Right.
[14:45] ---
    That's right. Fuyuki-kun grew up
[14:47] ---
    surrounded by his gorgeous mother
    and his pretty sister.
[14:51] ---
    So I bet he only sees me as a kid.
[14:56] ---
    I need to... I need to...
[14:58] ---
    I must...
SIGN    Clench
[15:01] ---
    I must become as attractive as
    the two grown women in his family!
[15:10] ---
    Oh! No violence!
[15:14] ---
    That's not what you call healthy,
     that's just violent.
[15:17] ---
    I... I'm terribly sorry...
[15:21] ---
    You can do it, Milady.
SIGN    Clench
SIGN    Ding Dong
[15:28] ---
    What unusual visitors.
[15:35] ---
    Awesome! This is even bigger
    than Dororo's home on Pekopon!
[15:40] ---
    It makes you feel stupid to go out
    and make an honest living.
[15:44] ---
    Ridiculous. All this will be ours
    after we conquer Pekopon.
[15:48] ---
    Why, this is a surprise.
[15:50] ---
    All my friends came over?
[15:53] ---
    I'm home, Momocchi!
[15:56] ---
    I forgot that brat actually lives here.
[16:00] ---
    Oh, but, Momocchi! The sergeant
    and his friends are not here for a visit!
[16:05] ---
    Huh?
[16:06] ---
    Actually, we heard a rumor
[16:08] ---
    that Lady Momoka wants to have
    the look of a lovely adult woman.
[16:13] ---
    Grr. Someone must have spilled the beans.
SIGN    Gulp
[16:17] ---
    Giku!
[16:18] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
[16:20] ---
    We're here to see if we can help you with that.
[16:24] ---
    Oh, really?
[16:26] ---
    Stop right there. We do not
    allow solicitors at our house.
[16:29] ---
    Why don't you put a lid on it, Paul?
[16:31] ---
    M-My apologies.
[16:33] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[16:35] ---
    Okay, so why don't you take
    a look at what we brought?
[16:38] ---
    First, this one. It's a great product
    that's so easy to use.
[16:41] ---
    Just for Pekoponians,
    an all-purpose modeling software.
SIGN    Product Number 001 All-Purpose Modeling Software
[16:46] ---
    How do you actually use that product?
[16:48] ---
    Watch. First, you insert
    the CD like this, ma'am.
SIGN    Installing
SIGN    Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[16:55] ---
    After that, you just enter the data you want.
[17:01] ---
    Installation... complete.
SIGN    Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[17:03] ---
     *The password is...
[17:06] ---
     *Giroro and Corporal.
[17:09] ---

     *Giroro... Corporal...
[17:12] ---
    And not only that. Just look at this.
[17:14] ---
    Increase bust size.
[17:16] ---
    And the hips.
[17:21] ---
    You can have whatever body you want.
[17:23] ---
    That dream body of yours
    is just a click of a button away.
[17:26] ---
    I suppose that's really lovely.
[17:28] ---
    But it's just so angular...
[17:31] ---
    What? Well, if you say so.
[17:34] ---
    How about this one?
SIGN    Product Number 002 Steel Virgin
[17:35] ---
    If you're worried about cost, then this is it.
[17:38] ---
    The design was based on
    medieval Pekopon torture devices,
[17:41] ---
    so it's perfectly safe.
[17:43] ---
    C'mon, Giroro. Get in.
[17:46] ---
    As you can see, after you're all set inside,
[17:48] ---
    just ask someone to wind this
    as far as he can.
[17:55] ---
    In the meantime,
[17:56] ---
    let's look at some beautiful pictures
    of the lovely Natsumi-chan.
[18:00] ---
    Lookin' cute, Natsumi-chan.
[18:03] ---
    Love you.
[18:04] ---
    With some stretching and
    a little tuck here and there,
SIGN    Nice body
SIGN    Well-proportioned figure
[18:07] ---
    you'll have the body you want in no time!
[18:10] ---
    Well? What do you think, ma'am?
[18:12] ---
    Well... Actually, I think...
[18:14] ---
    ...that's a little too "thin" for my taste.
[18:17] ---
    What?
[18:18] ---
    Well, if you say so...
[18:19] ---
    D-Don't you have anything else?
[18:21] ---
    You're asking for too much, ma'am.
[18:24] ---
    If you want to develop fully right away,
     it takes some sacrifices, okay?
[18:29] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[18:31] ---
    You mean this one? It's uh... what is this?
[18:36] ---
    It can adjust your physical size
    any way you want.
[18:38] ---
    A charming gift from the skies.
SIGN    Product Number 003 Flash Spoon
[18:41] ---
    It's the Flash Spoon.
[18:43] ---
    Does it hurt a lot?
[18:45] ---
    It won't hurt at all.
    But... this one is an import,
[18:48] ---
    so the adjustment's a little tricky.
[18:51] ---
    You're supposed to do this...
[18:52] ---
    Or was it like this...
SIGN    Fume
    Fume
    Fume
    Fume
[18:55] ---
    Or maybe this...
[18:56] ---
    Just do it already!
[19:09] ---
    Milady...?!
[19:11] ---
    Oh, no. This is real bad.
[19:12] ---
    Nooooo!
[19:15] ---
    Oh, Momoka. This is wonderful.
[19:18] ---
    You're super-sized.
    It's what you might call explosive curves!
[19:21] ---
    This is a little too explosive for me!
[19:29] ---
    Um... Well, at least
    you're back to normal now...
[19:35] ---
    Tiptoe... Tiptoe...
[19:37] ---
    Hold on, please.
[19:39] ---
    You dropped this.
[19:41] ---
    Oh, that.
    That's the Hinata mom's DNA snack.
[19:44] ---
    I didn't think it would
    make much of an impact...
[19:46] ---
    The DNA snack... of Fuyuki's mom?
[19:50] ---
    Yeah.
[19:51] ---
    Th-This is what I want. Let me buy this.
[19:54] ---
    And I'll buy everything else
    you brought with you.
[19:56] ---
    What?!
[19:58] ---
    Because you took the effort
    to bring all of that to help me,
[20:01] ---
    it's only right that I buy it all,
     whether I use it or not.
[20:05] ---
    Oh... Lady Momoka!
[20:07] ---
    You're fantastic!
[20:10] ---
    Morning, one week later...
SIGN    One Week Later
[20:16] ---
    I hardly recognize you, Momoka-sama.
[20:18] ---
    You have definitely become
    a full-grown woman.
[20:21] ---
    Really? W-Well, then,
    I'm going to go straight to him now.
[20:25] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[20:28] ---
    Wait a... what're you doing here, Mom?
[20:31] ---
    Huh?
[20:32] ---
    B-But I'm...
[20:35] ---
    You dyed your hair.
    Are you doing cosplay today?
[20:38] ---
    It really looks good on you.
[20:40] ---
    No. It's... uh...
[20:42] ---
    Are you going to work now?
    Try to get home early for a change, okay?
[20:48] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[20:50] ---
    He saw you as a full-grown woman.
[20:52] ---
    But, unfortunately, he mistook you for his mom.
[20:56] ---
    I personally thought that
    DNA snack was really tasty.
[21:00] ---
    Will I ever change back to normal again?
[21:03] ---
    I'll be in big trouble if we don't
     change back to normal.
SIGN    Sadness
[21:07] ---
    How sad...
[21:10] ---
    You moron!
[21:11] ---
    That money!
[21:12] ---
    Weren't you supposed to use it
    for funds to conquer Pekopon?
[21:16] ---
    But, but... for once,
    I wanted to shop like adults do!
[21:19] ---
    I wanted to buy as many as I could!
[21:24] ---
    Corporal Giroro, angered, goes all-out shooting.
SIGN    Full-on shooting
[21:28] ---
    Stop it!!
[21:31] ---
    Everyone, make sure you don't
    turn out to be a no-good adult, okay?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Keroro. I know
    conquering Pekopon is important,
[23:11] ---
    but so many new shows
     start around this time.
[23:14] ---
    So I'm really busy deciding
[23:16] ---
    which to record and which to watch in real time.
[23:19] ---
    Have you decided on yours?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that.
[23:21] ---
    Next time, I'll show you my
    dream machine I just bought.
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Kerorin!
[23:30] ---
    One sweet episode. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
    Ge-Gero!

E31 - Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    In the middle of autumn,
[01:33] ---
    in a quiet afternoon,
[01:34] ---
    you can hear the rustle of falling leaves
    dancing in the wind.
[01:38] ---
    Amidst it all, there's an alien
    who just can't seem to calm down.
SIGN    Cooking Show The perfect menu for autumn
[01:42] ---
    After you add some salt and pepper
    to spice up the flavor.
[01:45] ---
    Make sure to mix it well...
[01:56] ---
    Huh?
[02:01] ---
    Huh?
[02:04] ---
    That's so irritating. Settle down, will ya?
[02:07] ---
    Sarge, is something the matter?
[02:09] ---
    This is kinda embarrassing.
[02:11] ---
    The thing is... oops. I'm not telling you.
[02:14] ---
    I feel like if I tell someone,
    my joy will diminish.
[02:18] ---
    Jeez, don't keep us in suspense.
[02:21] ---
    Hello?
[02:22] ---
    This is Great Milky Way Delivery Service.
[02:23] ---
    It's here!
[02:25] ---
    The thing I've been waiting for!
[02:27] ---
    I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[02:29] ---
    Huh?
[02:30] ---
    There.
[02:30] ---
    Thank you very much.
[02:32] ---
    Thank you, too, sir!
[02:39] ---
    A delivery?
[02:40] ---
    Yahoo!
[02:44] ---
    What took you so long?!
[02:50] ---
    Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!
[02:58] ---
    The curves of this body
    are so irresistable.
[03:01] ---
    It's great. No matter how
    many times I look at it, it's great.
[03:04] ---
    There he goes again. What
    kind of junk did you get this time?
[03:06] ---
    Sarge, what is that?
[03:08] ---
    You wanna know?
[03:09] ---
    I don't know if I should tell you.
[03:11] ---
    Let me think about it...
[03:14] ---
    That's the KRR-SP, right?
[03:16] ---
    Hey, you're right on the dot, Kululu-kun.
[03:18] ---
    You sure know about machines.
[03:20] ---
    It's equipped with the
    classical anti-gravity engine,
[03:23] ---
    which has been replaced
    by the ether-propulsion system.
[03:26] ---
    A sport-compact flying saucer, KRR-SP.
[03:31] ---
    Moreover, it's a limited edition,
    with only 100 units in the galaxy!
[03:37] ---
    This vehicle is so rare,
     it's only available at a premium price.
[03:40] ---
    At a premium?!
[03:42] ---
    Keroro, you moron!
     Where did you get the money?
[03:45] ---
    Don't tell me you spent our
    Pekopon invasion budget on that!
[03:47] ---
    No, no, not at all... I used
    my own savings to pay for it.
[03:51] ---
    I bought it cheap at an
    Intergalactic Net auction.
[03:54] ---
    Intergalactic Net?
[03:56] ---
    Right, sir!
[03:57] ---
    Normally, this would've cost more than
    five million yen on the second-hand market,
[04:01] ---
    but believe it or not, I got it
    for only five thousand yen!
[04:07] ---
    F-Five thousand yen...?
[04:11] ---
    That sounds too good to be true.
[04:13] ---
    Sarge...
[04:14] ---
    There's no doubt you've just been had.
[04:17] ---
    That's so rude.
[04:18] ---
    How dare you say that I,
    the leader of the Keroro Platoon,
[04:20] ---
    could be fooled so easily?
[04:23] ---
    Look. Here is the official serial number.
[04:25] ---
    The magnificent number 130, sir.
[04:28] ---
    But didn't you say only 100 were made...?
[04:31] ---
    What a moron...
[04:34] ---
    Giroro-kun, you wanna give it a try?
[04:36] ---
    Nonsense. I have no interest
    in a commercial toy.
[04:40] ---
    Really? Okay. I'll take it for a spin.
[04:44] ---
    It'll be too late to ask me
    for a ride later, sir!
[04:48] ---
    Ready for take-off...
[04:49] ---
    Hold it right there!
[04:51] ---
    I'm not letting you ride,
    buy, or conquer anything.
[04:53] ---
    There's no way I'd let you ride
    a dangerous thing like that.
SIGN    Forbidden
[04:56] ---
    I forbid it.
[05:00] ---
    B-But I...
[05:02] ---
    Just for a spin...
[05:04] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
SIGN    No
[05:05] ---
    No way.
[05:09] ---
    Noooo!
[05:11] ---
    Sarge!
[05:12] ---
    Hey, you! You're gonna get it
    when you come back.
[05:17] ---
    Yahoo! This is awesome!
[05:21] ---
    Unlike the ether-thrust type,
    the anti-gravitation engine
[05:23] ---
    really gives you that
     floating-on-air feeling.
[05:28] ---
    This is great.
[05:39] ---
    Wow, this is the only way to go.
SIGN    Straight from the farm All 100 yen
[05:43] ---
    Why, it's a self-service vegetable stand.
SIGN    All 100 yen
[05:47] ---
    They all look delicious.
SIGN    Thank you very much.
[05:51] ---
    Lady Natsumi was kind of grouchy,
[05:56] ---
    but this should cheer her up.
[06:04] ---
    Riding like this makes me realize
    how petty all our problems are.
[06:08] ---
    I'm glad I bought this.
[06:13] ---
    The sergeant's real late.
    It's almost time for dinner.
[06:17] ---
    I'm sure he'll be back soon.
    We'll have dinner without him.
[06:21] ---
    Maybe he isn't coming back
    because you scolded him.
[06:23] ---
    Are you saying it's my fault?
[06:28] ---
    Hello, Hinata residence.
[06:33] ---
    Hello?
[06:38] ---
    It broke.
[06:40] ---
    Stupid frog...
[06:43] ---
    What am I going to do?
[06:45] ---
    Wait, where are you right now?
[06:47] ---
    Pretty far away, I think.
[06:50] ---
    Far? How far? Where?
[06:53] ---
    Um...
[06:55] ---
    I'm in the mountains... I don't know...
[07:00] ---
    We got cut off.
[07:01] ---
    What happened to the sergeant?
SIGN    Guitar Classes
    Kohmoto Milk
[07:03] ---
    Hello, hello. Lady Natsumi?!
    W-W-Wait, wait, hang on!
SIGN    1955
[07:13] ---
    Oh, no.
[07:17] ---
    Where the heck am I?
[07:25] ---
    Natsumi. We'd better call the police.
[07:27] ---
    And what are we supposed to tell them?
[07:30] ---
    Oh, right...
[07:31] ---
    Now we've got to find that stupid frog.
[07:34] ---
    So you do care about the sergeant.
[07:36] ---
    I don't! If someone sees him,
    there'll be a big commotion.
[07:40] ---
    He always causes us trouble.
[07:46] ---
    There's no sense staying here.
[07:49] ---
    I'd better pick up the saucer later.
     Now how do I catch a bus?
[07:53] ---
    When will the next bus arrive?
[07:55] ---
    What?! Only three times a day?
[07:58] ---
    And it says the year 1974!
[08:08] ---
    It can't be... It can't be...
[08:11] ---
    Are there no buses here anymore?
[08:16] ---
    What? Uncle got lost?!
[08:18] ---
    Mois-chan, do you know how to find him?
[08:21] ---
    I'm not familiar with Pekopon's geography.
[08:24] ---
    Or, like, own stupid fault?
[08:27] ---
    Serves him right.
[08:29] ---
    Let him suffer out there.
    It'll do him more good than harm.
[08:32] ---
    Mr. Sergeant should be all right.
[08:34] ---
    He has taken proper survival training.
[08:37] ---
    Right. Such unforeseen predicaments
[08:39] ---
    are just opportunities to improve your skills.
[08:42] ---
    Even you feel that way, Dororo?
[08:43] ---
    Or, like, hardly worried?
[08:46] ---
    That stupid frog...
[08:51] ---
    It sure gets cold in the mountains, yes.
[08:53] ---
    But I'm sure Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
[08:56] ---
    are out there looking for me.
[08:59] ---
    What's that? It looks
    like a light from a saucer.
[09:03] ---
    Hey! I don't know who you are,
     but... please help me!
[09:16] ---
    You're my savior.
[09:17] ---
    Were you the one calling me?
[09:19] ---
    I was, sir.
[09:22] ---
    Whoa, the anti-gravity type?
    That's pretty cool.
[09:25] ---
    What is it? Engine trouble?
[09:27] ---
    Yes. Please, I need your help.
[09:30] ---
    Sure, no problem.
[09:32] ---
    Are you by any chance a Keronian?
[09:35] ---
    Wait. You must be a Mojaranian.
[09:39] ---
    Let me explain.
[09:40] ---
    In the galaxy where the sergeant is from,
[09:42] ---
    citizens of Keron and Mojaran
    are sworn enemies of each other.
[09:46] ---
    So what do we have here...
[09:49] ---
    Getting ripped off with a lemon?
[09:51] ---
    You Keronian idiots sure fall for anything.
[09:53] ---
    Well...
[09:55] ---
    I'd like to help a fellow saucer rider,
[09:58] ---
    but it's against military law
    to assist enemy species.
[10:02] ---
    Well, nothing personal.
[10:04] ---
    No, wait!
[10:06] ---
    Wait!
[10:07] ---
    Don't leave me here!
[10:13] ---
    A canned coffee?
[10:15] ---
    It's so hot...
[10:17] ---
    Oops! I must've dropped it by accident!
[10:19] ---
    Well, accidents do happen, don't they?
[10:22] ---
    Th-Thank you very much.
[10:31] ---
    I don't feel so cold anymore,
    but I'm getting hungry.
[10:36] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[10:39] ---
    I can't. I bought it for Lady Natsumi.
[10:43] ---
    But I'm kind of in an emergency right now.
[10:45] ---
    I never bought it. That's right, I didn't.
[10:52] ---
    It's no use. I can't eat it raw like that...
[10:55] ---
    I should've bought something
[10:56] ---
    that I could eat without having to cook it.
[10:59] ---
    No use crying over spilt milk, as they say...
[11:02] ---
    Huh?
[11:04] ---
    Ohh...
[11:04] ---
    Hey. Can you keep me company for a while?
[11:08] ---
    What? Who, me?
[11:09] ---
    Yeah. Just to put the cold
    and the hunger out of my mind.
[11:13] ---
    Well, if I could be of service
    to you, then sure.
[11:17] ---
    Let me think...
[11:19] ---
    I know. What're your hobbies?
[11:22] ---
    Hobbies? I guess golf.
[11:24] ---
    Oh! Golf, sir?
[11:27] ---
    Do you play golf, too?
[11:30] ---
    No... not really...
[11:36] ---
    Oh, yeah! How about Gundam models?
[11:38] ---
    Huh?
[11:39] ---
    I'm talking about Gundam plastic models!
     Gundam models!
[11:41] ---
    I can talk about Gundam models
    all night, sir!
[11:46] ---
    Oh... Gundam models...
[11:51] ---
    Don't you build any Gundam models?
[11:53] ---
    Um... You see, I'm kinda too old for that...
[11:56] ---
    I-Is that so, sir?
[12:00] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[12:04] ---
    So what do you think? Which
    baseball team will win this year?
[12:09] ---
    I dunno, sir.
[12:12] ---
    Can't seem to fill the time...
[12:15] ---
    I'm very sorry.
SIGN    Work!!
[12:17] ---
    Oops, gotta get back to work now.
[12:20] ---
    What? D-Don't leave me out here.
[12:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro is lost up
    in the mountains somewhere.
[12:24] ---
    Will he be able to get
    back to the Hinata household?
[12:27] ---
    Will the sergeant survive
    this trying ordeal? Stay tuned!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[12:51] ---
    Why won't you resonate with me?
[12:55] ---
    I feel so lonely, sir.
[12:56] ---
    My apologies. Sorry I can't be much help...
[12:59] ---
    That's okay, sir.
[13:01] ---
    Like I said, I just need to know where he is.
[13:05] ---
    Sorry, but I'm in the middle of something.
[13:07] ---
    Fine! I'll just have
    to look for him myself.
[13:10] ---
    Sis...
[13:12] ---
    Click.
[13:15] ---
    What the heck is this?
[13:23] ---
    These are...
[13:26] ---
    That's our search radar,
    and infantry flight unit.
[13:29] ---
    You should be able to use it.
[13:31] ---
    Kululu!
[13:32] ---
    Click.
[13:34] ---
    W-Wait a minute!
[13:41] ---
    I don't like this! Let me down!
[13:43] ---
    Please tell me your destination.
[13:46] ---
    Okay, I'll go along with this.
[13:49] ---
    Take me where the stupid frog—
    where Sergeant Keroro is.
[13:53] ---
    What's the matter?
[13:54] ---
    The search range is 50 km.
[13:57] ---
    No signal within 50 km.
[13:59] ---
    What?
[14:03] ---
    Natsumi, are you all right?
[14:04] ---
    The search range of my radar is limited.
[14:06] ---
    Find out places where that stupid frog might go.
[14:08] ---
    Okay. I'll do what I can.
[14:10] ---
    I'll help you, too.
[14:12] ---
    Okay, in the direction
    he took off earlier today.
[14:22] ---
    I've been walking for some time now,
    but I haven't met anyone.
[14:27] ---
    Hey, it's a car. I'll hitch a ride.
[14:31] ---
    But I can't hitch looking like this...
    What can I possibly do?
[14:36] ---
    Where would the sergeant
    be most likely to go?
[14:38] ---
    We might learn something
    if we check his PC.
[14:41] ---
    Of course. The Intergalactic Net!
[14:46] ---
    This is what I call an instant Pekoponian suit.
[14:49] ---
    I must admit, it looks perfect! Let's do it.
[14:56] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Gero
[15:05] ---
    Are you all right?
[15:07] ---
    Huh? What the... It was just a scarecrow.
[15:15] ---
    That wasn't a funny prank at all.
[15:18] ---
    It turned out all right.
[15:20] ---
    Now if he can just take me
    to the nearest town, then...
[15:24] ---
    I'm visible.
[15:25] ---
    My anti-barrier must need charging.
[15:27] ---
    Huh?
[15:32] ---
    Where are you, stupid frog?
[15:36] ---
    If we look at Sarge's bookmarks,
[15:38] ---
    we might get some idea of where he went.
SIGN    Acguy Report Exclusive Akahana version now available Extremely rare item found in Iwate
SIGN    Ikasama News M'quve's Vase Finally Discovered!!
SIGN    BOL Tourist Re-Opening Sale Jaburo Day-trip Tour
SIGN    Original Software The Battles of Doan II
[15:46] ---
    Useless... They're all just stupid sites...
[15:49] ---
    Uncle...
[15:53] ---
    This time, I'm sure this truck
    will take me to town.
[16:08] ---
    What am I?! Noncombustible trash?
[16:13] ---
    Just like this Gundam model,
[16:16] ---
    I guess my destiny is to
    spend eternity rotting away here.
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[16:21] ---
    It's a Captain Geroro
    Space Challenge Board Game!

[16:24] ---
    So? Have you found anything yet?
[16:26] ---
    No. We haven't found anything that's of any use.
[16:30] ---
    What do you think of this one?
SIGN    My Saucer
[16:32] ---
    A blog about riding saucers.
[16:35] ---
    "It's very risky to ride
    those imitation saucers."
[16:38] ---
    "Just today, I came across this
    Keronian idiot who was stranded."
[16:42] ---
    "A Keronian idiot...?"
[16:44] ---
    That must be Sarge.
[16:45] ---
    Sis, I think we've found where he is.
[16:47] ---
    Really? Where is he?
[16:49] ---
    One, one, one...
[16:51] ---
    All right. It's a one!
[16:53] ---
    I hit the jackpot in the Intergalactic Lottery.
[16:57] ---
    I'm in the lead, sir!
[16:58] ---
    Now it's my turn to move.
[17:00] ---
    Your bazooka didn't go off,
     so you miss a turn.
[17:03] ---
    You should learn to accept your fate.
[17:07] ---
    Five, five, five.
[17:10] ---
    It's a two.
[17:11] ---
    Warp speed failed. You end up
    lost in space. Miss three turns...
[17:16] ---
    I'm lost...
[17:18] ---
    This is no time to be playing a board game.
SIGN    Hot drinks
[17:27] ---
    I'm gonna get there this time, for sure.
[17:36] ---
    That must be it.
[17:39] ---
    Hey, stupid frog. I came here to get you.
[17:43] ---
    He's not here.
[17:45] ---
    Huh?
[17:48] ---
    It's a real frog.
[17:52] ---
    This must've leaked from the saucer.
[17:54] ---
    So he must've been here.
[17:56] ---
    Why couldn't you just wait here?
    How will I find you now, dummy?!
[18:04] ---
    That stupid frog...
[18:07] ---
    Signal found.
[18:08] ---
    Huh?
[18:08] ---
    Sergeant Keroro detected within 50 km.
[18:17] ---
    Well, well... Looks like I got here safely.
[18:21] ---
    Okay. I'd better make myself scarce
    before they find out I'm here.
[18:33] ---
    Why?!
[18:43] ---
    What? What? What?
[18:49] ---
    Could it be that... I'll be
    shipped to a faraway land?
[18:53] ---
    Nooo! Help! Get me outta here!
[19:02] ---
    Help me! Help me!
[19:08] ---
    I have no choice...
[19:10] ---
    Sergeant Keroro is currently in motion.
[19:13] ---
    Where? Where is he right now?
[19:22] ---
    Target lost.
[19:24] ---
    What?
[19:46] ---
    Good thing the airbags
     are still functional.
[19:57] ---
    About this time yesterday,
    Lady Natsumi was scolding me.
[20:01] ---
    And I was eating a burnt hamburger
    cooked by Master Fuyuki.
[20:07] ---
    I wanna go home, sir!
[20:10] ---
    Don't cry.
[20:12] ---
    Aren't you supposed to be a soldier?
[20:18] ---
    Th-That's...?
[20:22] ---
    L-L-Lady Natsumi...!
[20:25] ---
    We were all so worried about you.
[20:28] ---
    C'mon, let's go home.
[20:29] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[20:42] ---
    You've found the sergeant?
[20:44] ---
    Okay. We'll keep his dinner warm
    while we're waiting.
[20:46] ---
    How wonderful!
[20:48] ---
    Or, like, hurray-worthy?
[20:50] ---
    Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
[20:53] ---
    What a troublemaker.
[20:55] ---
    I could not agree more.
[21:01] ---
    How can you sleep at a time
    like this? You sure are carefree.
[21:05] ---
    This doesn't come at a premium for nothing...
[21:07] ---
    It's the ultimate machine, ma'am.
[21:09] ---
    I don't believe it.
    Still hasn't learned a thing...
[21:12] ---
    Lady Natsumi.
[21:14] ---
    I got a souvenir for you.
[21:18] ---
    Is he talking about this sweet potato?
[21:24] ---
    You're such a stupid frog, all right.
[21:27] ---
    Next time you see an alien
    stranded and in despair,
[21:30] ---
    at least talk to him and
    keep him company, okay?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:08] ---
    I'm a cat.
     One rainy day, Giroro rescued me.
[23:13] ---
    Giroro may have a scary face
    and he may say he's not nice,
[23:17] ---
    but he's really sweet.
     That's why I love him.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that! In the next episode,
[23:21] ---
    we'll execute a major recruiting
    campaign for Pekoponian animals.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: A Whole Bunch
    of Animal Soldiers, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E32 - Keroro: A Whole Bunch of Animal Soldiers, Sir! / Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Earth is our mother planet.
[01:34] ---
    But humans aren't the
    only ones living on this planet.
SIGN    Kids' Guide to Animals
[01:39] ---
    There are animals.
[01:42] ---
    Pekoponian animals, huh?
[01:46] ---
    Just what exactly do they have
    to do with our invasion of Pekopon?
[01:49] ---
    Take a look at this.
[01:51] ---
    Quite a few animals have
    stronger fighting abilities than humans.
[01:56] ---
    That's why I'll recruit them
    to join our platoon.
[01:59] ---
    The "We are all living creatures" Gun!
SIGN    "'We are all living creatures" Gun
[02:03] ---
    This will allow us to
    transform them into soldiers.
[02:06] ---
    Is that clear?
[02:07] ---
    Transform animals into soldiers?
[02:09] ---
    I see...
[02:10] ---
    Conquering Pekopon will now be
    a walk in the park.
[02:16] ---
    Everyone, come on and follow me!
[02:21] ---
    Once I've recruited the animals,
[02:22] ---
    I can fire all of you nags, sir.
[02:32] ---
    Keroro: A Whole Bunch of
    Animal Soldiers, Sir!
SIGN    We are closed today See you tomorrow
[02:41] ---
    Wow! So this is what a zoo looks like!
[02:46] ---
    Only the "elite" animals are
    brought from all over the world.
[02:51] ---
    Which one shall we look at first?
    The hippo? The dumbo?!
[02:55] ---
    I think I'll have my lunch first.
SIGN    Happy
[02:58] ---
    Delicious.
[03:00] ---
    It's already night.
[03:02] ---
    He's completely mistaken this
    for a school outing.
SIGN    Panda Order: Carnivora Family: Panda Ursidae Length: 120-150cm Weight: 75-160 kg Diet: Bamboo, bamboo shoots, small animals
[03:06] ---
    First of all...
[03:08] ---
    ...we'll try here.
[03:10] ---
    It is a panda!
[03:14] ---
    It's the most popular animal in the zoo.
[03:17] ---
    Are you sure we want something like that?
[03:19] ---
    Idiot. You have no idea of
    what a panda is really like.
[03:24] ---
    If you let your guard down
[03:25] ---
    and approach it thinking
    it's all cute and friendly...
[03:32] ---
    ...you'll be dead meat.
[03:33] ---
    There's no doubt it'll make
    a powerful soldier for our team.
[03:37] ---
    Let's give it... a warm welcome!
[03:46] ---
    It's a success.
[03:48] ---
    Hey, you. Wanna join the Keroro plat...
[03:53] ---
    Nooooo!
[03:56] ---
    Female, huh?
[03:57] ---
    Pervert! What do you think you're doing?
[04:02] ---
    We also welcome skilled
    female soldiers to our team.
[04:05] ---
    So, what d'ya think?
    You wanna be part of the team...
SIGN    Indian Elephant Order: Proboscidea Length: 550-640 cm Weight: 4700 kg Diet: Grass, Leaves, Roots, Fruits
SIGN    Indian Elephant Mammalia Indian Elephant. It's very big. The long nose-like protuberance is actually not a nose, but its upper lip. Isn't that amazing? Tell all your friends about it.
[04:14] ---
    It's Taro, an Indian elephant...
[04:15] ---
    A zoo veteran that's been here
    since prewar times, sir.
[04:19] ---
    Wow! He is huge!
[04:21] ---
    His experience and knowledge
    etched deep in his wrinkles
[04:24] ---
    are sure to bring us victory.
[04:28] ---
    My senior in life!
[04:29] ---
    Please lead us!
[04:46] ---
    So distinguished...
[04:48] ---
    It's very late to be visiting...
[04:51] ---
    What do you want from this old soul?
[04:54] ---
    We're hoping you'd provide us
    with some strength, sir.
[04:56] ---
    Strength...?
[05:00] ---
    Are you all right, sir?
[05:02] ---
    Will he actually be of any use as a soldier?
[05:07] ---
    Allow me to test him!
[05:12] ---
    The blade... I can't move it.
[05:16] ---
    If you'd lived as long as I have,
[05:18] ---
    you too would know all
    kinds of techniques like this.
[05:23] ---
    Master Taro...
[05:28] ---
    I remember the first visitor I ever had.
[05:31] ---
    She was a little girl wearing red shoes.
[05:35] ---
    Next time she came,
[05:37] ---
    she was with a little girl
    who looked just like her.
[05:42] ---
    And the next time she came,
    her hair had turned all grey.
[05:47] ---
    But so many things
    had happened in between.
[05:50] ---
    Honestly, so many things...
[05:54] ---
    And so, Taro the Indian elephant
    shares his life story.
[05:58] ---
    Tragic episodes, funny episodes...
[06:01] ---
    Stories from the past and present...
[06:03] ---
    A firsthand account of
    several eras seen from his eyes...
[06:11] ---
    That was a great story.
[06:13] ---
    Yeah, that was a great story.
[06:16] ---
    Who knew Taro the elephant
    had such a past?
[06:19] ---
    We must be more determined
    to make each day of our lives count.
[06:23] ---
    So we failed at recruiting.
SIGN    Koala Order: Diprotodontia Family: Koala Length: 60-83 cm Weight: 8-12 kg Diet: Eucalyptus leaves
[06:32] ---
    I don't wanna!
[06:34] ---
    Mommy told me I'd die
    if I got down from this tree!
SIGN    Penguin Order: Penguin Family: Penguin Length: 66-72 cm Diet: small fish, like sardines, shrimp and squid
[06:41] ---
    We're pretty happy with the
    way things are now, you know...
[06:45] ---
    Or, like, soooo sleepy...
SIGN    Chimpanzee Order: Primates Family: Pongidae Length: 65-95 cm Weight: 30-50 kg Diet: omnivorous
[06:54] ---
    Can't you see I'm busy?
[07:01] ---
    What d'ya want?
[07:02] ---
    Give me a break.
[07:02] ---
    They were not having
    any success recruiting.
[07:03] ---
    No way...
[07:04] ---
    I know, right?
[07:06] ---
    I don't wanna!
[07:08] ---
    What's with them? They're all so selfish!
[07:12] ---
    That's how animals are...
[07:15] ---
    Come on, anybody! I don't care
    who you are, just join us!
[07:23] ---
    I think you accidentally hit something.
SIGN    Bengal Tiger The strongest carnivore
[07:27] ---
    Y-You hit a...
[07:29] ---
    ...Bengal Tiger.
[07:31] ---
    It's the strongest carnivore on Earth.
[07:34] ---
    Now, that's an unfortunate one to have hit...
[07:39] ---
    Hey.
[07:41] ---
    Y-Yes?
[07:45] ---
    Did you just say
     you want me to join your group?
[07:50] ---
    Yes, but if you're
    not interested, it's fine...
[07:53] ---
    I wouldn't mind at all.
[07:55] ---
    Huh?
[07:56] ---
    If you...
[08:06] ---
    ...manage to defeat me!
SIGN    Tiger vs. Keroro
[08:14] ---
    Let me handle this. I will take on...
[08:17] ---
    I shall take him on.
[08:19] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[08:21] ---
    The most powerful animal in Pekopon...
[08:23] ---
    I have always wanted to go up against it.
[09:00] ---
    Come on!
[09:03] ---
    C'mon!
[09:12] ---
    Dororo!
[09:15] ---
    Back of his sword...
[09:18] ---
    Dororo! That was great!
[09:21] ---
    He's earned my respect.
[09:23] ---
    I lose.
[09:25] ---
    I'll join your team, as I promised.
[09:27] ---
    All right!
[09:29] ---
    What do you know?
    We have our first recruit.
[09:31] ---
    That means you're going back with us!
SIGN    What?
[09:33] ---
    What? We're leaving?
[09:35] ---
    Our mission here is to conquer Pekopon.
[09:38] ---
    You have to come with us
    and help us complete our mission.
[09:52] ---
    Wow! Look at that tiger!
[09:54] ---
    They say it's the most
    powerful animal on Earth.
[10:01] ---
    Master Bengal Tiger?
[10:02] ---
    I'm sorry. I can't go with you, after all.
[10:05] ---
    What?
[10:06] ---
    Just like you guys have a mission,
[10:09] ---
    I have my own.
[10:12] ---
    There are many children who
    look forward to seeing me here.
[10:15] ---
    I can't disappoint them.
[10:21] ---
    Master Bengal Tiger...
[10:28] ---
    We ended up getting nobody to join us.
SIGN    Ramen
[10:31] ---
    They have their own missions in life.
[10:35] ---
    Those animals are just
    too busy to be bothered.
[10:39] ---
    Shucks...
[10:47] ---
    There are some wild animals
    over there that have potential!
SIGN    Wild
SIGN    Have potential!
[10:52] ---
    We welcome the inexperienced.
[10:53] ---
    You kids! Join our team!
[10:59] ---
    What's this?
[11:00] ---
    What the heck happened to us?
[11:03] ---
    Hey, guys, you have great bodies.
[11:06] ---
    Want to join the Keroro Platoon?
[11:08] ---
    Huh?
[11:09] ---
    H-Here's the deal...
[11:11] ---
    Right now, I'm burdened
    with these useless incompetents
[11:14] ---
    who do nothing but complain.
SIGN    Useless
[11:16] ---
    I'm planning to fire all of them.
SIGN    Fired
[11:19] ---
    I have a feeling I'll have a
    much better team if you guys join...
[11:22] ---
    C'mon. Follow me,
     and you won't go wrong, sir!
[11:25] ---
    Nobody gives us orders!
[11:27] ---
    I don't like your attitude, fool.
[11:29] ---
    Kero?
[11:33] ---
    Come on, help me! Someone please help!
[11:35] ---
    I am afraid we cannot...
[11:37] ---
    Didn't you just say you're firing us?
[11:40] ---
    I see no reason why we should help.
[11:43] ---
    It would not seem right, you know?
[11:45] ---
    Kero?
[11:52] ---
    Kero!
[11:53] ---
    Don't follow me!
[11:56] ---
    Won't somebody please help me?!
[11:58] ---
    It's very important to learn
    to do things on your own, right?
[12:00] ---
    Don't always depend on others, okay?
[12:05] ---
    Oh, and one more thing.
    Stay away from crows.
[12:07] ---
    Seriously, they're quite hostile.
[12:23] ---
    Let's see...
[12:25] ---
    Do you viewers out there remember her?
[12:28] ---
    Right. She's the cat rescued
    before by Corporal Giroro.
[12:58] ---
    Hand grenade!
[13:05] ---
    Hm?
[13:13] ---
    Just a seed from a plant...
    Darn, that scared me.
[13:18] ---
    Don't tell anyone, okay?
[13:30] ---
    Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!
SIGN    Operation: Assemble Animal Platoon Members
[13:37] ---
    The bottom line is, it was a mistake
    to depend on animals.
[13:41] ---
    Whose idea was it to transform
    animals into soldiers, anyway?!
[13:46] ---
    It was yours, Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    That gun
[13:50] ---
    It's all because of that gun.
[13:54] ---
    Where's that "We are all
    living creatures" Gun?
[13:56] ---
    Beats me.
[13:59] ---
    You were the one who had it.
SIGN    Tsk...
[14:07] ---
    I've lost my desire to do anything today.
SIGN    Sulking in Bed Mode
[14:10] ---
    The meeting's over.
[14:13] ---
    Well, that's that, then...
[14:15] ---
    Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
[14:16] ---
    The latest installment of
    Captain Geroro is on sale today.
[14:19] ---
    Oh, that's right! I'm focusing
    all my efforts into buying one!
[14:25] ---
    Giroro-kun.
[14:27] ---
    Are we being dispatched?
[14:28] ---
    The meeting's over.
[14:30] ---
    I-Is that so?
[14:47] ---
    This should be strong enough...
[14:52] ---
    I wouldn't want the others
    to see me like this.
[15:00] ---
    It's just you...
[15:04] ---
    Look. It's finished.
[15:07] ---
    Hey, hey. This is not a toy.
[15:09] ---
    It's a good-luck charm.
[15:12] ---
    It'll fool the enemy
[15:14] ---
    into thinking that you're armed
    with a hand grenade.
[15:17] ---
    And when she wears it...
[15:20] ---
    Wow! What a lovely-looking charm!
[15:24] ---
    This will protect me from enemies, for sure!
[15:27] ---
    Thank you, Giroro. I'll always cherish this.
[15:38] ---
    I'm home.
[15:40] ---
    Hi, Giroro.
[15:42] ---
    Give... Give it to her, give it to her,
[15:45] ---
    give it to her, give it to her, give it to her...
[15:48] ---
    N-Natsu...
[15:49] ---
    Wow, what a cute cat!
SIGN    Super High Alert
[15:54] ---
    Super High Alert!
[15:57] ---
    What's the matter?
[15:59] ---
    Hey, Sis. It's your turn to cook lunch today.
[16:02] ---
    I know that.
[16:06] ---
    N-Na...
[16:08] ---
    Natsumi!
[16:26] ---
    So, the plan of turning animals
    into soldiers failed, did it?
[16:31] ---
    It was a complete failure.
[16:34] ---
    Animals must all
    have their own circumstances.
[16:40] ---
    I'm sure they also want to be heard
    every now and then.
[17:08] ---
    Mom won't be here for lunch, right?
[17:10] ---
    She said to prepare some
    for her, just in case.
[17:15] ---
    What's that cat doing here?
[17:19] ---
    Oh. It's that cat from before!
[17:21] ---
    She loves to eat seaweed.
[17:23] ---
    One time, I fed her some school
    lunch leftovers, and she loved it.
[17:29] ---
    Here.
[17:34] ---
    How cute! Let me try!
[17:37] ---
    Here.
SIGN    Super High Alert 2
[17:43] ---
    Super High Alert 2!
[17:46] ---
    How come?
[17:55] ---
    H-Hey. Stop right there.
[18:02] ---
    Huh? Where'd she go?
[18:05] ---
    Did you see a cat just now?
[18:07] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[18:09] ---
    Hey. You're hiding
    something behind you, aren't you?
[18:11] ---
    N-No, I'm not...
[18:12] ---
    Let me see it.
[18:14] ---
    It's nothing.
[18:15] ---
    I don't believe you!
[18:16] ---
    Stop that!
[18:17] ---
    I told you you're not to have any explosives!
[18:26] ---
    A pinecone?
[18:28] ---
    Th-That's...
[18:31] ---
    ...a good-luck charm I made for you...
[18:33] ---
    Oh, how lovely! Thank you, Giroro!
[18:36] ---
    Thank you, Giroro... Thank you, Giroro...
[18:40] ---
    Giroro.
[18:41] ---
    I-It's a...
[18:43] ---
    Why did you act so suspicious?
[18:47] ---
    Anyway, just to make things clear,
    this is not edible, you know?
[18:50] ---
    Now, where did that cat go?
[19:20] ---
    Just leave me alone.
[19:35] ---
    Wow! This is a wonderful gun!
[19:38] ---
    I'm so grateful, cat. Cat... Cat...
[19:44] ---
    There it is!
[19:52] ---
    It got away again...
[19:53] ---
    Hey, Sis. You're gonna burn the food.
[19:55] ---
    I know!
[20:05] ---
    I think I broke this gun...
[20:13] ---
    I-Is this... really me?
[20:23] ---
    That's bad manners, Sis.
[20:28] ---
    You clueless girl!
[20:31] ---
    Sis?
[20:38] ---
    Thank you for all the seaweed.
[20:53] ---
    Hard to stomach well-prepared:
    Pinecones and the female heart.
[21:05] ---
    I'm sure that little kitty...
[21:07] ---
    ...had a lot of other things
    she wanted to say.
[21:10] ---
    It would be senseless
    to pry into it any further.
[21:28] ---
    Lovely to stomach well-prepared:
    Matsutake mushrooms and fugu blowfish.
[21:31] ---
    I'd love to have some now.
[21:32] ---
    Gero?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Mom. It's starting to get
    cold outside. Hope no one's sick.
[23:11] ---
    When you come home, don't
    forget to wash your hands and gargle.
[23:14] ---
    After you take a bath, go to bed early
    so you won't get chilled.
[23:17] ---
    Don't stay up late, either.
    Stay healthy and watch cartoons.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    In the next episode, we try
    our hands at making animation.
[23:24] ---
    "The Keroro Platoon
    Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    Those fools... One whole episode!
    How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E33 - The Keroro Platoon Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Today, the entire Keroro Platoon
    is on edge like never before.
[01:37] ---
    Everyone, the day, the moment,
    has finally come.
[01:42] ---
    All this time...
    We've waited all this time!
SIGN    Neon Genesis Nihankelicon
SIGN    Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
[01:47] ---
    It's been three months since the announcement
    of the Captain Geroro anime adaptation.
[01:50] ---
    But the long wait finally ends
    in a few seconds, sir!
SIGN    Record Stop
[02:00] ---
    It is beginning!
[02:03] ---
    It's captured the original's feel!
[02:05] ---
    Hmph. That's ridiculous.
SIGN    Planned and Produced by SUNIRASE
[02:14] ---
    Ah, that is Captain Geroro.
[02:17] ---
    I hope the voice matches his character.
[02:21] ---
    I hope Combat Officer Kiroro is in it.
[02:24] [SONG] ---
    Space Captain Geroro!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[02:38] ---
    The Keroro Platoon
    Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
[02:45] ---
    What the...?!
SIGN    Space Gun Gamato Kululyser
SIGN    From journey to journey
SIGN    Farewell!
[02:50] ---
    What in the world are these?
[02:52] ---
    Why are there piles of
    Captain Geroro goods everywhere?
[02:55] ---
    I can't help but to buy these,
     as a fan.
[02:58] ---
    Aren't you supposed to be
    a Gundam model fanatic?
[03:00] ---
    I like both Captain Geroro and
    Gundam models. What can I do?
[03:04] ---
    I wanted to make Mr. Sergeant happy,
     so I bought two of each.
[03:08] ---
    I was being thoughtful for a change.
[03:12] ---
    It has always been my job
    to buy this kind of stuff.
[03:18] ---
    You guys...
[03:20] ---
    But that Combat Officer Kiroro
    exclusive fighter...
SIGN    Captain Geroro Mecha Collection Space Kiro
[03:26] ---
    I actually want it!
SIGN    I want it...
[03:31] ---
    Sum total of all the Captain Geroro
    goods that we've purchased so far
[03:36] ---
    is over two months' worth
    of our budget for the invasion.
[03:40] ---
    Or, like, red-ink debits?
SIGN    Red Ink
[03:44] ---
    Keroro Platoon: completely
    overwhelmed by Captain Geroro.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
SIGN    Complete Defeat
[03:47] ---
    Are you serious...?
[03:49] ---
    Stay calm.
[03:54] ---
    We may have lost one battle.
[03:56] ---
    But a true soldier
[03:58] ---
    is supposed to find hope
    for victory out of a defeat.
[04:03] ---
    That dialogue is...
[04:05] ---
    That is Captain Giroro's
    dialogue from episode 1!
[04:09] ---
    Are you saying that you have
    found a path to victory out of this defeat?
[04:14] ---
    That's correct.
[04:16] ---
    Meaning... an eye for an eye,
    an anime for an anime!
[04:20] ---
    Invade Pekopon with anime, sir!
SIGN    Invade Pekopon with Anime
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[04:24] ---
    Pekoponians love anime.
[04:26] ---
    That's why we're gonna create an anime
[04:29] ---
    in which I am the lead character.
[04:31] ---
    Sergeant Keroro will be
    a favorite of children in no time.
[04:35] ---
    Character goods will be a big hit.
SIGN    Fire Prevention Disaster Prevention Month Inner-Tokyo Fire Department
[04:38] ---
    I'll become a national hero
SIGN    Animation Town
[04:41] ---
    and capture Pekoponians' hearts.
[04:45] ---
    And the money will pour in.
[04:49] ---
    That's how we'll conquer Pekopon, sir!
[04:52] ---
    What an incredible plan, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:54] ---
    I know.
[04:55] ---
    But...
[04:56] ---
    You, as the main character of a show?
[05:00] ---
    Most lead characters of
    long-running anime series are
[05:03] ---
    round-faced, like me!
SIGN    Round-Faced
[05:05] ---
    On top of that, they're
    clumsy and useless, aren't they?
[05:08] ---
    You will make a perfect
    lead character, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:12] ---
    Sure enough.
[05:13] ---
    I have no objection to the plan,
[05:15] ---
    as long as it will not
    pollute the environment.
[05:18] ---
    I have a question.
[05:20] ---
    What is it, Lady Mois?
[05:23] ---
    How do you make an anime?
[05:25] ---
    Or, like, program planning?
SIGN    Nobody Knows
[05:29] ---
    Nobody seems to know how.
[05:31] ---
    How to make an anime?
[05:33] ---
    Why are you asking me that?
[05:36] ---
    Wait a minute...
    are you scheming something again?
SIGN    Suspicious look
[05:40] ---
    No, that's not true, ma'am.
SIGN    Slap
[05:44] ---
    Look at me in the eyes, ma'am.
[05:46] ---
    You look even more suspicious.
[05:48] ---
    But hmm, anime...
SIGN    Seaweed
[05:50] ---
    I've never really thought about it,
[05:52] ---
    but I assume manga artists
    hand-draw them, don't they?
[05:55] ---
    Oh, I see.
[05:56] ---
    That's not even close, Sis!
[05:59] ---
    A manga artist uses many assistants
    just to finish one installment.
[06:06] ---
    So there'd be no time for him
    to make an anime.
[06:08] ---
    I guess you're right.
[06:10] ---
    Then do you know how it's done,
    Master Fuyuki?
[06:13] ---
    I don't know for sure...
[06:17] ---
    Mom might know!
[06:18] ---
    Lots of stuff from her publishing company
[06:20] ---
    has been made into anime series.
[06:22] ---
    This is Kadoyama Shoten,
     where their mom, Aki, works.
SIGN    Kadoyama Shoten Publishing Co.
SIGN    Kadoyama Shoten Editorial Office
[06:27] ---
    Ms. Hinata. Y-You have visitors...
[06:29] ---
    Yes?
[06:30] ---
    Sorry to interrupt, Lady Mom.
[06:33] ---
    Me, too!
[06:35] ---
    Kero-chan?
[06:39] ---
    I'm not exactly familiar with anime,
[06:42] ---
    but these are the materials
    sent to us by animation producers.
[06:46] ---
    That's a lot!
[06:47] ---
    What do they use them for?
[06:50] ---
    Well...
[06:51] ---
    Oh, I know. Just wait a second.
SIGN    How to Create Anime
[06:54] ---
    Here you go.
[06:56] ---
    We published this book years ago
    on how to make anime.
[07:00] ---
    Here are copies for all five of you.
[07:02] ---
    Thank you very much, Lady Mom!
[07:04] ---
    See ya, Kero-chan.
[07:05] ---
    I'll just deduct the cost of those books
    from your allowance, okay?
[07:10] ---
    Always budget-conscious, sir...
[07:12] ---
    She doesn't miss a thing.
[07:14] ---
    We shall start the operation.
[07:17] ---
    We're going to create an anime
[07:19] ---
    that will steal the hearts
    of all Pekoponians.
[07:22] ---
    Roger!
SIGN    Underground Secret Base・Scripting Room
SIGN    Art
[07:25] ---
    Sergeant Keroro is in charge of scripting.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[07:27] ---
    A script is where the dialogue
    and storylines are written.
[07:31] ---
    In order to make a 30-minute
    animated episode,
SIGN    How to Create Anime
[07:36] ---
    you need approximately 60 pages
    of 200-letter composition paper.
[07:41] ---
    Gero.
[07:42] ---
    That's easy, sir!
[07:44] ---
    First of all, I'll start
    with my favorite line...
[07:47] ---
    "A Gundam model can't be built in one day."
[07:50] ---
    Next!
SIGN    Three Hours Later
[07:52] ---
    And three hours later...
[07:55] ---
    I can't come up with another good line.
[07:57] ---
    You can't call it a script
    if you only worry about dialogue,
[07:59] ---
    and don't have a good storyline.
[08:04] ---
    There's no way I can write 60 pages!
SIGN    Giving Up
[08:08] ---
    Private 2nd class Tamama
    is in charge of the storyboards.
SIGN    Same Location・Storyboard Room
SIGN    Tenacity
[08:11] ---
    Based on the script,
[08:13] ---
    you draw simple character
    movements in a storyboard.
[08:18] ---
    I got it.
[08:21] ---
    Are you done with the script, Mr. Sergeant?
[08:23] ---
    Well... sort of...
[08:25] ---
    Good job... Huh?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
    Script: Sgt Keroro
    Keroro: A Gundam model
    can't be built in one day.
    Keroro: You're going to a lot of
    trouble, aren't you?
    Keroro: I-It's Giroro... That Red guy...
    Keroro: You've got good eyes.
    Keroro: Even my dad never hit me.
[08:27] ---
    Only one page?
[08:28] ---
    Aren't you supposed to come up with 60 pages?
[08:32] ---
    Tamama-kun.
    I'll leave the rest to you.
SIGN    Tenacity
[08:37] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is acting strange.
[08:40] ---
    Anyway, all I have to do is to draw
    what's on the script, right?
[08:43] ---
    That should be easy.
SIGN    Three Hours Later
[08:45] ---
    And three hours later...
SIGN    Tenacity
[08:47] ---
    How in the world do I draw movements?
[08:51] ---
    Try drawing my movements, if you can!
[08:56] ---
    Losing your temper doesn't
    get you anywhere...
SIGN    Natsumi
SIGN    Same Location・Animation Room
[09:00] ---
    Corporal Giroro is in charge of animation.
[09:06] ---
    Done already?
SIGN    Start without me
[09:10] ---
    "Start without me"...?
SIGN    Natsumi
[09:15] ---
    Whatever. My job is to draw pictures.
SIGN    Three Hours Later
[09:21] ---
    And three hours later...
[09:23] ---
    Okay, I did it!
[09:26] ---
    Wow... I did a good job, if I say so myself.
[09:33] ---
    In order to make a 30-minute anime episode,
[09:35] ---
    you will need 3,000 sheets of drawings.
SIGN    3,000 sheets
[09:39] ---
    Three... thou... sand?
SIGN    How to Create Anime
[09:42] ---
    It took me all this time to draw just one.
[09:47] ---
    I have to do this 3,000 times?
[09:53] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo is
    in charge of painting.
[09:55] ---
    Giroro-kun! Are you done yet?
[09:58] ---
    I am supposed to color your drawings.
SIGN    Natsumi
[10:04] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[10:06] ---
    It's impossible...
[10:07] ---
    I'm not cut out for animation production...
[10:12] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu is
    in charge of background art.
[10:15] ---
    Wow!
SIGN    Same Location・Background Art Room
[10:17] ---
    You guys are pathetic.
[10:19] ---
    Beautiful work.
[10:19] ---
    This is incredible, Sergeant Major.
    How did you come up with these?
[10:24] ---
    I used my PC to capture images
    from other anime series,
[10:26] ---
    and simply erased the characters.
SIGN    That's cheating...
[10:30] ---
    That's cheating.
[10:34] ---
    I think an anime is something
    to watch, not to create.
[10:38] ---
    Yeah...
[10:39] ---
    I can't accept that, sir!
[10:42] ---
    All our combined forces
    could not produce a single episode,
[10:46] ---
    but dozens of episodes
    are aired on TV every week.
[10:50] ---
    What are you saying?
[10:52] ---
    Maybe there's an easy way to make anime.
[10:58] ---
    I think we should look into this further.
[11:03] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
SIGN    Underground Secret Base・Audio Room
[11:06] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[11:08] ---
    Angol Mois is in charge of audio.
[11:09] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[11:13] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[11:13] ---
    Is it all right to finish
    the opening song first?
[11:16] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[11:18] ---
    Or, like, first things second?
[11:21] ---
    Good job!
[11:22] ---
    Good job.
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[11:39] ---
    Allow me to remind you.
SIGN    Director
[11:40] ---
    These characters and companies are fictional,
[11:43] ---
    and not based on actual characters.
SIGN    One journey after another
SIGN    Farewell!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[11:51] ---
    Aha... There's Captain Geroro!
[11:54] ---
    That means we're here.
[11:57] ---
    This is the animation company SUNIRASE.
[12:00] ---
    They produce Captain Geroro.
[12:03] ---
    With my information network,
[12:05] ---
    pinpointing a location is no trouble at all.
[12:10] ---
    We're here to find an easy way
    to make an anime.
SIGN    Same Location・Entrance Hall
[12:16] ---
    Set your anti-barriers to inaudible mode.
SIGN    Anti-barrier on
[12:22] ---
    With the help of their anti-barriers,
[12:25] ---
    no one can see or hear them.
[12:28] ---
    There must be a secret somewhere.
[12:31] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Today's Meetings
    Project Meeting
    Captain Geroro Script Meeting Photo Shoot Meeting
[12:36] ---
    "Script meeting"?
SIGN    Same Location・Conference Room
[12:40] ---
    It must be here, sir.
[12:43] ---
    Oof...
[12:44] ---
    Don't mean to keep repeating myself,
SIGN    Anti-barrier still in operation
[12:45] ---
    but their anti-barriers
    are still in operation.
SIGN    Captain Geroro Episode 16
[12:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Look at this!
[12:50] ---
    Captain Geroro, Episode 16?
[12:52] ---
    Episodes 17 and 18 are over here...
[12:55] ---
    I guess these are scripts.
[12:58] ---
    I didn't know you could use a
    word processor. Then, I could have...
[13:03] ---
    No, I don't think that was the issue...
[13:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, look at this!
[13:08] ---
    Why are there so many instant dumplings?
[13:13] ---
    I know.
[13:14] ---
    These must be special-recipe
    instant dumplings
[13:17] ---
    that can make production
    of interesting anime easy, sir.
[13:21] ---
    These dumplings are so tasty, Director.
[13:23] ---
    They're special homemade dumplings.
[13:25] ---
    They'll help you come up with great ideas.
[13:29] ---
    Gero?
[13:30] ---
    I knew it. Pekoponians
    are careless to give out
[13:34] ---
    their easy anime-making method.
[13:36] ---
    They're soft... as soft
    as these instant dumplings.
[13:41] ---
    All kidding aside,
    some of those dumplings were
[13:43] ---
    mistakenly spiced up with
    red-hot chili peppers, so be careful.
[14:03] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Same Location・Directorial Discussion Room
[14:07] ---
    That was terrible...
[14:10] ---
    There was something fishy about that place.
[14:12] ---
    Farewell, farewell...
[14:15] ---
    G'morning.
[14:17] ---
    I'll finish it up today.
[14:21] ---
    He must know the easiest way
    to make anime.
[14:28] ---
    Hey! Who are you?!
[14:31] ---
    He can see us, sir!
[14:32] ---
    How could he,
     when we have anti-barriers on?
[14:35] ---
    Three seconds. Hm.
[14:39] ---
    He didn't see us?
[14:40] ---
    He was just reading dialogue.
[14:43] ---
    Looks like he was timing dialogue
    with his stopwatch.
SIGN    Same Location・Drawing Room
[14:51] ---
    S-So fast!
[14:52] ---
    They are drawing at least
    three times faster than I can!
[14:57] ---
    This is professionalism.
[15:01] ---
    This pose is hard to draw...
[15:04] ---
    Looks like she's having a
    hard time. What will she do?
[15:08] ---
    This may be where the easy way
    to make anime will be revealed!
[15:12] ---
    Todoroki-kun. Could you pose like this?
[15:14] ---
    What?
[15:17] ---
    Like this?
[15:18] ---
    Exactly.
[15:19] ---
    I... I see! I just need someone
     to model for me!
[15:23] ---
    You don't need to be that surprised...
[15:25] ---
    If you want a model, just tell us.
[15:28] ---
    How is this?
[15:31] ---
    Why do I have to suffer like this?
[15:33] ---
    I'll give it a try before I forget.
[15:36] ---
    There's no pose as complex
    as a wrestling hold, they say...
[15:41] ---
    Keroro-kun! Hang in there.
SIGN    One Hour Later
[15:44] ---
    One hour later...
[15:48] ---
    C'mon!
[15:49] ---
    N-Not done yet?
[15:51] ---
    It's hard, even with models...
SIGN    Two Hours Later
[15:54] ---
    Two hours later...
[15:59] ---
    How much longer?
[16:00] ---
    Just a little longer...
SIGN    Five Hours Later
[16:03] ---
    Five hours later...
[16:06] ---
    Sorry!
[16:08] ---
    I'm just not cut out for this.
[16:10] ---
    What?
[16:11] ---
    You could've given up hours ago...
[16:14] ---
    Maybe I should've practiced
    first with a simpler pose.
[16:17] ---
    Then why don't you try an energy wave?
[16:20] ---
    It's flashy and suited to anime.
[16:23] ---
    Good idea!
[16:24] ---
    Here we go, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:28] ---
    Vacuum...
[16:30] ---
    ...Tamama Fist!
[16:39] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[16:42] ---
    How is it going?
[16:43] ---
    I think I'm getting the hang of it.
[16:46] ---
    Todoroki-kun!
    How about another pose?
[16:49] ---
    Oh, he's gone...
[16:51] ---
    I guess I'll just have to make do with this.
[16:54] ---
    What?! I could've just used a doll!
[16:56] ---
    It does seem so.
[16:58] ---
    What was the purpose... of all I did...
SIGN    Effort in Vain
SIGN    Same Location・Production Room
[17:14] ---
    We can't seem to find an easy
    anime-making method, can we?
[17:18] ---
    I have to say the same thing myself.
[17:20] ---
    Maybe there is simply no such thing?
[17:24] ---
    That can't be true!
[17:26] ---
    There should be a way
[17:28] ---
    of making anime easily
    to suck Pekoponians dry.
[17:33] ---
    There's no such thing as
    an easy way to make anime!
SIGN    Gasp!
[17:38] ---
    Yes, sir.
[17:39] ---
    Sorry.
[17:41] ---
    Instead of entertaining silly ideas,
    get busy. Is that clear?
[17:45] ---
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    Jolt
[17:48] ---
    Apparently, there's no such thing
    as an easy way to make anime.
[17:53] ---
    That seems to be the case.
[17:55] ---
    Rely on your own devices
    to realize your dreams...
[17:58] ---
    There is no point in a future
    handed you by someone else.
[18:01] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Those are...
[18:03] ---
    Captain Geroro's lines from a preview!
[18:06] ---
    I was mistaken, sir!
[18:08] ---
    It's meaningless unless we
    accomplish our mission ourselves!
[18:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:17] ---
    Keroro...
[18:18] ---
    We have no time to waste here, sir!
[18:21] ---
    Let's get back to the base right away
    and resume our mission!
SIGN    Motivated!!
[18:25] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Art
SIGN    Tenacity
[18:42] ---
    My name is Sergeant Keroro.
[18:45] ---
    How do you d-do...
[18:47] ---
    Uncle, you bungled your line.
[18:49] ---
    Or, like, nervous speaker?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro Premiere Screening
[18:53] ---
    Finally, they finished their anime.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[19:04] ---
    I-It's starting.
[19:06] ---
    My name is Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[19:09] ---
    Those are my drawings!
[19:15] ---
    I'm dancing!
[19:19] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Guwaaa...
[19:25] ---
    I look so cool!
[19:32] ---
    Hi-yah!
[19:35] ---
    This is amazing.
SIGN    Huh
[19:46] ---
    I think you did a better job with
    the Corporal Giroro scenes...
[19:50] ---
    W-What are you saying? That's not true.
[19:53] ---
    Well, your anime version looks better.
SIGN    Shocked
[20:03] ---
    At least the backgrounds are top-notch.
[20:06] ---
    It's our very own anime.
[20:11] ---
    Or, like, touching epic?
[20:15] ---
    A Gundam model can't be built in a day!
SIGN    The End
[20:26] ---
    That was a beautiful anime,
    Uncle. I'm so touched.
[20:30] ---
    Great. Let's broadcast this
    all over Pekopon...
[20:33] ---
    Not yet, sir.
[20:35] ---
    The script, story and animation
    are still substandard.
[20:38] ---
    Airing it as-is will bring
    shame to the Keroro Platoon.
[20:42] ---
    Keroro... Are you...
[20:45] ---
    I'm sure we can do a much
    better job than this. Am I right?
[20:50] ---
    Yeah!
[20:56] ---
    To make good anime,
    you need to do some research.
[21:01] ---
    I'm gonna watch all the
    classic masterpieces very carefully.
[21:04] ---
    I've been wondering why
    I've hardly seen you lately.
[21:07] ---
    You've been watching anime all day!
[21:09] ---
    Y-You might think I'm being lazy,
[21:12] ---
    but this is actually a part of
    our Pekopon invasion strategy...
[21:16] ---
    Invasion? That makes it
    even harder for me to accept.
SIGN    Oh?
[21:21] ---
    Turn off the TV.
    Do the cleaning and laundry.
[21:23] ---
    Roger, ma'am!
[21:24] ---
    Then wash the dishes, iron the clothes,
     and make the beds.
[21:28] ---
    Sure!
[21:29] ---
    Anime-making is quite addictive...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    This is Fuyuki.
[23:07] ---
    They say autumn is a time for
    contemplating art and enjoying food.
[23:10] ---
    But for me, autumn is all about
    enjoying the occult.
[23:12] ---
    In summer, there are so
    many people at popular locations,
[23:14] ---
    and running into a TV shoot
    can be disappointing.
[23:18] ---
    I recommend an "autumn of the occult."
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    The next episode will be
    all about the joys of autumn.
[23:23] ---
    "Momoka vs. Koyuki:
    Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E34 - Momoka vs. Koyuki: Battle for Hot Springs, Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Momoka-sama...
[01:39] ---
    He loves me, he loves me not,
    he loves me, he loves me not...
[01:44] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... actually loves me!
[01:50] ---
    Now, then... Today's horoscope...
[02:00] ---
    In the Fortune Telling Room
    at the Nishizawa Mansion,
[02:02] ---
    elite fortune-tellers
    from all over the world
[02:05] ---
    are about to start
    "Today's Momoka's Fortune"
[02:09] ---
    with a combination of crystal ball reading,
     tarot cards, Feng Shui,
[02:12] ---
    animal reading, turtle shell reading,
    and wooden sandal reading.
[02:20] ---
    Bonjour!
[02:21] ---
    Your special someone might
    invite you to a hot spring spa.
[02:24] ---
    If you miss this chance,
    he's not the one for you,
[02:26] ---
    and you must give up.
[02:28] ---
    Hot spring?
[02:34] ---
    Momoka vs. Koyuki:
    Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!
SIGN    Train Depot Street Merchant Association Lucky Draw
[02:41] ---
    Hot springs! Hot springs!
SIGN    Lucky Draw Ticket The Grand Prize is a Trip to Hot Springs Three people plus one person
[02:43] ---
    It's your lucky draw.
[02:45] ---
    The grand prize is a trip to the
    hot springs for your whole family.
[02:48] ---
    Shopping Arcade Grand Opening!
[02:50] ---
    No purchase necessary.
    Don't miss this chance.
[02:53] ---
    Lucky Draw...
[02:55] ---
    Here, try one.
[02:57] ---
    He said the grand prize
    is a trip to the hot springs.
[02:59] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, why don't you try?
[03:01] ---
    But I've never won anything in these games.
[03:03] ---
    Never mind that! You should try it.
SIGN    Lucky Draw
[03:09] ---
    Red ball! It's the grand prize!
[03:13] ---
    Really?
[03:14] ---
    You won the grand prize! Wow!
[03:17] ---
    Here are three tickets,
     plus one extra, to a deluxe hot springs.
[03:21] ---
    Congratulations, Fuyuki-kun.
[03:23] ---
    It's for an extra person,
    in addition to three.
[03:26] ---
    It's all because of you, Nishizawa-san.
[03:28] ---
    I can take three people, plus one extra...
[03:31] ---
    Fuyuki?
SIGN    The Grand Prize
[03:32] ---
    Oh, look, Sis!
[03:34] ---
    I won a trip to the hot springs!
[03:36] ---
    You totally suck at any type
    of lottery. This is amazing.
[03:39] ---
    And it's three tickets, plus one extra.
[03:42] ---
    Three tickets, plus one extra?
[03:44] ---
    That would be me, you, and Mom, right?
[03:47] ---
    Who should we take with us?
SIGN    Me, Me, Me, Me, Me...
[03:48] ---
    Me, me, me, me...
[03:50] ---
    I know!
[03:52] ---
    Koyuki-chan. Would you care to join us?
[03:55] ---
    You're inviting me?!
[03:57] ---
    It would be a waste not
    to use the extra ticket.
[03:59] ---
    That okay, Fuyuki?
[04:00] ---
    Sure.
[04:02] ---
    I'd be delighted. It's been a long time.
[04:05] ---
    We'll have fun, Koyuki-chan.
[04:08] ---
    Why...
[04:11] ---
    Why wasn't I invited?!
[04:15] ---
    Our operation was unsuccessful.
[04:18] ---
    Never! I'm never giving up!
[04:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    The Grand Prize
[04:25] ---
    Huh?
[04:26] ---
    I thought I heard his voice just now.
[04:30] ---
    What could this be?
SIGN    Hot Springs Admission
[04:32] ---
    Tickets to the hot springs.
    Three, plus an additional one.
[04:36] ---
    One. Two. Three. Kero!
[04:39] ---
    Yahoo! Yahoo! Hot springs!
    A family trip! Yahoo!
[04:44] ---
    Oh, Lady Natsumi.
[04:45] ---
    To be going on a trip as a
    member of the Hinata family
[04:49] ---
    is like a dream come true, ma'am.
[04:51] ---
    Oh, that.
[04:53] ---
    Actually, I've already invited
    Koyuki-chan to come with us.
[04:56] ---
    What did you say...?
[04:58] ---
    You picked Lady Koyuki over me,
    when I'm like a family member?!
SIGN    Bwoosh...
[05:01] ---
    That can't be! That's so cruel!
[05:04] ---
    I want to relax at the hot springs, too!
[05:07] ---
    Day after day of hard labor...
[05:08] ---
    My body cries out in desperation.
[05:11] ---
    Oh, it hurts! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
[05:13] ---
    Knock it off.
[05:15] ---
    Here, take this.
[05:16] ---
    It hurts. It hurts. It hurts...
    Oops, wrong arm.
[05:21] ---
    If you can solve that puzzle by yourself,
[05:22] ---
    I'll take you along with us.
[05:24] ---
    Y-You mean it?!
[05:26] ---
    Only if you can do it.
[05:28] ---
    Roger!
[05:29] ---
    I'll go with you if I solve this, okay?
[05:30] ---
    You can't take that back.
[05:32] ---
    Excuse me... are you sure
    you can promise him that?
[05:35] ---
    There's no way he can
    solve that puzzle.
[05:38] ---
    This way, he'll stop complaining, right?
[05:40] ---
    Oh, I see...
[05:42] ---
    Natsumi has matured in dealing with aliens.
[05:48] ---
    If I move this eye ball that way,
    and this gum over this way...
SIGN    Goal: Hot Springs
[05:53] ---
    Ooh... This is hard.
[05:54] ---
    But the hot springs await
    if I solve this, sir...
[05:59] ---
    Hello?
[06:01] ---
    Hello, Fuyuki-kun? This is Koyuki.
[06:03] ---
    Azumaya-san?
[06:05] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Voice Changer in Use
[06:05] ---
    You see, something came up.
[06:07] ---
    I won't be able to join you on the trip.
[06:09] ---
    Voice Changer in operation.
[06:12] ---
    Oh, really?
[06:13] ---
    Yeah. So, why don't you
    invite Momoka-chan instead?
SIGN    Nishizawa Peach Group
[06:19] ---
    Nishizawa-san?
[06:20] ---
    Have to go! Goodbye!
[06:24] ---
    What's up with Koyuki-chan?
[06:26] ---
    She said she couldn't
    make the trip, after all.
[06:29] ---
    But why did she call your cell phone?
[06:31] ---
    I dunno...
[06:36] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[06:39] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[06:43] ---
    I was just passing by, and thought
[06:47] ---
    you might want to talk to me...
[06:50] ---
    You know, like women's intuition?
[06:53] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[06:54] ---
    Hello!
[06:56] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[06:57] ---
    Natsumi-san! Which bag should
    I take to the hot springs,
[07:01] ---
    a big one or little one?
[07:03] ---
    But didn't you just call
    to say you're not going?
[07:07] ---
    You even suggested we
    invite Nishizawa-san instead.
[07:10] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[07:12] ---
    Well, I'm afraid that's that...
    Run along now...
SIGN    Go home
    Go home
    Go home
[07:17] ---
    W-What's going on? I was looking
    forward to a trip with Natsumi-chan.
SIGN    No way
    No way
    No way
[07:23] ---
    Get lost!
[07:24] ---
    You've been a nuisance to all my plans.
[07:26] ---
    Who's the real nuisance?
[07:32] ---
    Both of you want this
    hot springs ticket, right?
[07:35] ---
    Kululu.
[07:36] ---
    When did you get a hold of that?
SIGN    Hot
    Springs
    Admission
[07:38] ---
    Wherever there's trouble,
    you'll find me there.
[07:43] ---
    The ticket!
[07:45] ---
    How about whoever gets the ticket first
[07:47] ---
    will go to the hot springs?
[07:49] ---
    That's a good idea. It's fair
    and simple. Well, I'll go ahead!
[07:53] ---
    Hey, wait!
[07:55] ---
    Paul!
[07:56] ---
    Everything's ready, milady!
[08:08] ---
    I won't let you have it!
[08:14] ---
    It's impossible...
[08:16] ---
    There's no way to solve this.
SIGN    Sneer
SIGN    Goal: Hot Springs!
[08:20] ---
    As a final resort, I'll use
    a screwdriver to break it up
[08:25] ---
    and just put it back together.
[08:28] ---
    Yes. She'll never know
    the difference, sir!
SIGN    Missed
[08:50] ---
    It has been a long time since
    I last saw Koyuki-dono so intense.
[08:53] ---
    Why has it come to this?
[08:55] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[08:57] ---
    Now you have to keep
    your promise, right?
[08:59] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you seem totally
    in the dark about what's going on.
[09:03] ---
    Koyuki-san and Momoka-san are out there
[09:05] ---
    fighting for that hot springs ticket.
[09:07] ---
    Or, like, clashing weapons?
[09:08] ---
    What?!
[09:12] ---
    No one's getting that ticket but me!
[09:18] ---
    Got it!
[09:19] ---
    Not so fast!
SIGN    Slap Slap Slap
[09:32] ---
    I won the ticket.
[09:33] ---
    It ain't over...
    There's no way I'm gonna lose!
[09:40] ---
    That's the...
[09:41] ---
    Oh no...
[09:42] ---
    Momoka-sama!
[09:44] ---
    It's still undergoing tests.
    It still has some glitches.
SIGN    Momoka Impact
[09:47] ---
    Momoka... Impact!
SIGN    Ahhh!
SIGN    Hot Springs Admission
[10:06] ---
    The hot springs... ticket...
[10:11] ---
    Oh, no...
[10:12] ---
    They're not gonna accept it like this...
[10:15] ---
    After all... after all my hard work...
[10:18] ---
    All I wanted was for Fuyuki-kun
    to invite me to the hot springs...
[10:22] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Ooh...
[10:23] ---
    My horoscope said that
    if I missed this chance,
[10:25] ---
    then my love would be doomed.
[10:27] ---
    It's all over!
[10:30] ---
    Momoka-chan?
[10:38] ---
    Well, well. What are you all doing out here?
[10:41] ---
    Mom!
SIGN    Momonoyu
    Hot Springs
SIGN    A Few Days Later...
SIGN    Women's Bath
[10:50] ---
    Women's bath.
[10:52] ---
    We made additional reservations
    for those without tickets.
[10:55] ---
    You're the best, Mom.
    You always know what to do.
[10:58] ---
    A soak in a hot spring with
    my dear friend, Natsumi-san!
[11:00] ---
    It's a dream come true!
[11:01] ---
    Koyuki-chan! That tickles!
[11:04] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is just on the
    other side of this wall...
SIGN    Men's Bath
[11:09] ---
    Men's bath.
[11:12] ---
    This is fun.
[11:14] ---
    I feel rejuvenated, sir.
[11:16] ---
    Come to think of it, you didn't
    have to go through all that effort.
[11:19] ---
    You could've just snuck in here
    using your anti-barrier.
[11:23] ---
    Silly.
[11:24] ---
    Total cost of developing
    this hot springs resort:
[11:28] ---
    15 billion yen.
[11:30] ---
    Well, it all worked out in the end,
    didn't it, Momoka-chan?
[11:34] ---
    Right!
[11:51] ---
    A fine, sunny day.
[11:53] ---
    Clouds slowly drifting through
    the clear blue sky.
[11:57] ---
    Times like these lure some people,
    and some aliens too,
[12:01] ---
    on a mysterious journey.
[12:05] ---
    You go to and from school every day...
[12:09] ---
    I forgot we have a
    Sunday Review Class today!
[12:11] ---
    Sometimes cleaning and washing
    take up all your time...
[12:18] ---
    Fine weather, sir...
[12:27] ---
    Th-That's Lady Natsumi's favorite cup!
[12:30] ---
    I'm in big trouble.
[12:38] ---
    Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!
[12:55] ---
    I've never used this promenade before,
[12:58] ---
    although it's in my neighborhood.
[13:01] ---
    You are moving, and yet you
    feel like you're standing still...
[13:05] ---
    Where does this lead to?
[13:11] ---
    I've run away.
    I've made matters worse.
[13:14] ---
    Should I keep going, or should
    I go back and apologize honestly?
[13:21] ---
    Since you are not moving,
    you feel you are stationary...
[13:30] ---
    How serene, sir...
[13:32] ---
    Day after day... doesn't it start
    to make you feel suffocated?
[13:37] ---
    I should just escape...
[13:41] ---
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Out of Fuel
[13:51] ---
    It really just goes straight on...
[14:00] ---
    C'mon, Bookie! I said, let's go.
[14:06] ---
    S-Sarge!
[14:09] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki!
[14:11] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[14:13] ---
    That dog! It kept barking,
     and it scared me...
[14:16] ---
    It was so scary.
[14:18] ---
    Hey, Sarge.
[14:21] ---
    You wanna go a little further?
[14:23] ---
    Who knows? We might find
    something interesting.
[14:27] ---
    Exactly what I wish, sir.
[14:29] ---
    Master Fuyuki.
[14:30] ---
    We'll follow this white line
    all the way, sir!
[14:34] ---
    All right! An adventure!
SIGN    Safety First
[14:43] ---
    Someone is trying to
    destroy Pekopon, sir!
[14:46] ---
    It's dangerous. Don't get too close.
[14:49] ---
    This is no time to be nonchalant.
[14:51] ---
    This could be the end of Planet Pekopon, sir.
[14:54] ---
    They're only tearing down
    a condemned building, actually.
[14:59] ---
    They are not going to
     destroy everything?
[15:04] ---
    Well, I guess it's nothing
[15:06] ---
    compared to Lady Mois's Armageddon.
[15:10] ---
    I know this...
[15:15] ---
    It's mine!
[15:16] ---
    Sis!
[15:18] ---
    Huh? Look, what's that?
[15:22] ---
    Choo choo.
[15:28] ---
    We used to come to this restaurant
    when we were young.
[15:32] ---
    It went out of business, huh...
SIGN    Safety First
[15:37] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[15:39] ---
    Trouble, sir!
[15:41] ---
    Is it a Pekopon secret weapon,
    or is it a new robot, sir?
[15:45] ---
    That's just a postbox.
[15:47] ---
    A postbox?
[15:48] ---
    You mean the kind you put your letters in?
[15:51] ---
    You hardly see this kind these days,
[15:53] ---
    but they all used to look like this.
[15:57] ---
    But the more I look, the more
    it reminds me of a certain red jerk.
[16:07] ---
    This is a good stress reliever.
[16:09] ---
    Sarge...
[16:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki,
[16:14] ---
    this is incredible!
SIGN    Golden Shachihoko
[16:16] ---
    This swirling vortex...
[16:17] ---
    where's it coming from and where's it going?
[16:20] ---
    Pekopon technology shouldn't
    be taken lightly.
[16:23] ---
    This is just a barber's sign.
[16:26] ---
    Barber?
[16:28] ---
    This is where Mom used to bring me.
SIGN    Fashion & Sense
[16:32] ---
    Hey. That poster is still here.
[16:35] ---
    Let's go in and investigate.
[16:37] ---
    No, Sarge. You can't just go in.
SIGN    Shachihoko
[16:47] ---
    Enemy plane at 10 o'clock!
[16:50] ---
    I'm going to shoot it down!
[16:54] ---
    The enemy is pretty tough.
[16:57] ---
    I used to have my hair cut here,
     along with the old ladies.
[17:00] ---
    I felt a little embarrassed.
[17:11] ---
    The barber's daughter was
    always here, playing.
[17:15] ---
    Excuse me...
[17:19] ---
    Are you here for a haircut?
[17:21] ---
    I was just...
[17:25] ---
    I'm sorry!
[17:27] ---
    That was thrilling, wasn't it?
[17:29] ---
    She caught me by surprise.
[17:31] ---
    She might be the girl I used to see there.
[17:33] ---
    She kinda looked like her...
[17:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki, you're blushing, sir!
[17:39] ---
    Was she your first love?
[17:42] ---
    No!
[17:44] ---
    What are you talking about?
[17:45] ---
    The way you deny it makes it
    all the more suspicious.
[17:50] ---
    You're wrong, I say.
[17:52] ---
    We could use Kululu's
    "If we lived twice" Gun
[17:55] ---
    and make both of you
    relive the younger days.
[17:58] ---
    I said, stop it!
[18:06] ---
    Sarge?
[18:07] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Look out!
[18:14] ---
    Trouble, sir!
[18:16] ---
    Look, those Pekoponians
    have been petrified by someone!
[18:20] ---
    I'm sure there's a hostile alien nearby!
[18:27] ---
    Of course not, Sarge.
    They are only Buddhist statues.
[18:31] ---
    Buddhist statues?
[18:33] ---
    You may know a lot about Gundam models,
[18:36] ---
    but you hardly know anything
    about more common things.
[18:42] ---
    I take offense at that.
[18:45] ---
    Sorry about that.
[18:48] ---
    Master Fuyuki. Stop laughing, sir.
[18:51] ---
    Hey, look at this.
SIGN    Frog Pharmacy
[18:53] ---
    I remember this frog
    being much bigger than this.
[19:12] ---
    Hey, where's your belly button?
SIGN    Frog Pharmacy
[19:23] ---
    Time that came to a halt starts up again...
[19:30] ---
    There are moments when it feels that way.
[19:39] ---
    Here.
[19:46] ---
    It's when our hearts have stopped
    that the world seems to stop.
[19:55] ---
    If I hadn't decided to come this way today,
[19:57] ---
    you and I may have never
    walked together like this.
[20:03] ---
    Hey. Let's come back sometime.
[20:08] ---
    Of course, sir!
[20:15] ---
    When our hearts move, the world dances.
[20:45] ---
    Huh? We're back to the usual road.
[20:53] ---
    Huh? What was that green thing?
[20:57] ---
    Hey, you two.
    What are you doing out here?
[21:01] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[21:03] ---
    Have mercy, ma'am!
[21:05] ---
    Sarge!
[21:06] ---
    Hey, you two!
[21:08] ---
    Why are you running away?
[21:10] ---
    Please forgive me for
    breaking your mug, ma'am!
[21:14] ---
    What about my mug?
[21:16] ---
    Sarge!
[21:22] ---
    You, too, should take a little stroll.
[21:26] ---
    Your everyday things
    might look slightly different.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Saburo. When do
    you feel that winter is near?
[23:12] ---
    I feel it when the air smells different.
[23:18] ---
    Somehow, I feel a little bit happier then.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that! On the next episode,
[23:22] ---
    Happy Birthday, Lady Natsumi.
[23:25] ---
    "Top Secret! Natsumi's
    Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    It's one full episode. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E35 - Top Secret! Natsumi's Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Let's rewind time by two years
SIGN    Happy 11th Birthday, Fuyuki!
[01:33] ---
    to take a peek at
    Hinata Fuyuki's 11th birthday.
[01:43] ---
    Happy birthday.
[01:45] ---
    Happy birthday, Fuyuki.
[01:46] ---
    Thanks.
[01:49] ---
    Here you go. My present to you.
[01:52] ---
    Thank you! What is it?
SIGN    Encyclopedia of World UMA The Number of Sightings Increasing. Do Frog-type Sprites Really Exist!?
[01:56] ---
    Wow. It's an illustrated book
    about alien visitors.
[01:58] ---
    I've been wanting to get this.
[02:01] ---
    And what would you like
    for your birthday, Natsumi?
[02:04] ---
    Me? Nah, don't bother.
[02:07] ---
    I'm already in junior high.
    I don't want to be too childish.
[02:10] ---
    Are you sure?
[02:12] ---
    Yeah. I want it to be like any other day.
[02:14] ---
    You don't have to force yourself
    to leave work early, either.
[02:18] ---
    I'm sorry your birthday
[02:19] ---
    comes at one of the busiest
    times of the year.
[02:22] ---
    Oh, it's okay.
    Here, Fuyuki, a present from me.
[02:25] ---
    Thank you!
[02:26] ---
    Wow! It's the latest mystery tour map!
[02:30] ---
    Let's all go together sometime.
[02:32] ---
    That was one of the good old days
    at the Hinata household
[02:35] ---
    before Sergeant Keroro showed up.
[02:40] ---
    Top Secret! Natsumi's
    Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!
[02:51] ---
    Sarge, I didn't see you come in.
[02:53] ---
    Master Fuyuki, something bothering you?
[02:55] ---
    Yeah, sort of.
[02:57] ---
    Well, I have this really small problem.
    You wanna hear about it?
[03:01] ---
    Sure.
[03:01] ---
    I've been concerned about my status.
[03:05] ---
    Sometimes I wish they'd say...
SIGN    Nice Strategy
[03:06] ---
    "Wow. What a terrific plan!"
SIGN    You're the Best, Leader
[03:09] ---
    "You're the best leader there is."
[03:12] ---
    I'm wondering how to
     come up with a plan
[03:13] ---
    that will help me regain
    my team's confidence.
[03:17] ---
    So, any great ideas on
    how to conquer Pekopon?
[03:20] ---
    Don't ask me a silly question like that.
[03:23] ---
    Besides, I've already got a lot
    on my mind right now
[03:26] ---
    with my sister's birthday
    coming up.
[03:29] ---
    Lady Natsumi's birthday, sir?
[03:31] ---
    Yeah. On December 2.
[03:34] ---
    She thinks presents and cakes
     are childish,
[03:36] ---
    so I don't think she'd
    appreciate that. So I...
SIGN    Geroron-geroron-geroron...
[03:47] ---
    Hey! Sorry I'm so late, everyone!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[03:50] ---
    I had some business meetings to
    attend all over town this morning.
[03:53] ---
    All right.
    Let's start the meeting, shall we?
[03:56] ---
    Please raise your hand
    before you start speaking.
[04:00] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[04:02] ---
    I would like to know the
    real reason why you were late.
[04:06] ---
    I knew the red lantern would
    toss me nasty sarcasm like that.
[04:11] ---
    Oops... I guess the safety
    must've been off by mistake.
[04:15] ---
    Y-You almost killed me!
[04:16] ---
    These invasion strategy meetings are
    extremely important to us.
[04:22] ---
    I've just about had it with you
    coming in late all the time.
[04:28] ---
    Giroro-kun, control yourself.
[04:31] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[04:32] ---
    Why don't you calm down and
    listen to what I'm about to say?
[04:36] ---
    I'm quite confident that my
    new plan will blow you away.
[04:41] ---
    Hmph! I'm looking forward to it.
[04:45] ---
    Good. Now, I name the operation...
[04:47] ---
    Surprise! Surprise!
    Birthday Party for Lady Natsumi!
[04:53] ---
    What did you say?!
[04:54] ---
    Keroro-kun,
    please give us some details!
[04:57] ---
    Sure. In two days, December 2,
[04:59] ---
    it's Lady Natsumi's birthday.
[05:02] ---
    We shall avoid Lady Natsumi at any cost,
[05:04] ---
    while preparing for her party in secret.
SIGN    I'm unimportant... Anxiety grows
[05:09] ---
    She'll be quite depressed,
    thinking that nobody cares about her.
[05:14] ---
    "My birthday is coming soon,
    and nobody remembered at all."
[05:18] ---
    However, it's just a setup for
    the greatest surprise of her life.
[05:22] ---
    The next instant...
[05:24] ---
    Presents! Ta-da!
[05:27] ---
    And a delicious cake, ta-dow!
[05:29] ---
    She'll gain enormous happiness!
[05:32] ---
    She'll be so touched.
SIGN    Booing
SIGN    Cheering
[05:38] ---
    In other words, you're
    going to lower her guard
[05:41] ---
    to make our invasion easier, correct?
[05:43] ---
    Well, I guess you could say that.
[05:47] ---
    K-Keroro.
[05:50] ---
    Y-You moron, you're such a...
[05:54] ---
    I understand! And will comply!
[05:57] ---
    That is a thing of beauty
    that will endure for generations.
[06:01] ---
    They will call it "the salute
    that was just so perfect."
[06:05] ---
    Then, it's unanimous.
    The proposal is approved.
[06:11] ---
    All right!
[06:12] ---
    Commence Operation Birthday Party.
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[06:14] ---
    The plan must succeed, no matter what.
[06:17] ---
    Yeah!
[06:21] ---
    I'm home. Sorry I'm late.
[06:23] ---
    I'll start dinner right away.
[06:27] ---
    Oh, Tamama. I didn't know you'd be here.
[06:30] ---
    Natchi, is there anything you want?
[06:33] ---
    Anything I want? Why are
    you asking so suddenly?
[06:36] ---
    Because, the day after tomorrow...
[06:41] ---
    W-Wha...
[06:42] ---
    Oh, welcome home, Lady Natsumi.
[06:46] ---
    It's been cold outside, hasn't it?
[06:49] ---
    W-What's that?
[06:53] ---
    I'm finished.
[06:55] ---
    Just leave your plate there.
[06:57] ---
    Okay, thanks.
[07:00] ---
    Can I talk to you?
[07:02] ---
    Do you have a favorite musician
    or something like that?
[07:06] ---
    I don't remember you ever
    striking up a conversation with me.
[07:09] ---
    So what are you up to this time?
[07:11] ---
    Nothing at all.
[07:13] ---
    It's just, in two days...
[07:18] ---
    Yet again...
[07:19] ---
    Well, if it isn't Lady Natsumi.
[07:21] ---
    Thank you for doing the dishes, ma'am.
[07:24] ---
    What the heck's going on here?
SIGN    Self-reflection Room In Use
[07:27] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN    I'm sorry Forgive me I beg your pardon Forgive me, Mom Sorry I won't do it again.
[07:30] ---
    Weren't you listening to a word I said?
SIGN    I'm sorry Forgive me I beg your pardon Forgive me, Mom Sorry
[07:32] ---
    How can it be a surprise
    if you spill the beans?!
[07:36] ---
    Jeez, I'm surprised at you!
[07:38] ---
    Now stay in there and think
    about what you two just did.
[07:42] ---
    What is he so worked up for?
[07:46] ---
    I am so hungry...!
[07:49] ---
    Natsumi's birthday is coming up?
[07:52] ---
    Yeah. It's tomorrow, actually.
[07:54] ---
    You seem a bit bothered about it.
[07:57] ---
    It's just that I don't know what to do.
[07:59] ---
    If there's a problem,
    why don't you let me help you?
[08:03] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[08:05] ---
    All right! This may be a baby step,
[08:07] ---
    but it'll help me get closer to him
    and the whole family, for sure!
[08:10] ---
    Tell me, what seems to be the problem?
[08:14] ---
    Well, the thing is, my sister
    doesn't like anything "childish."
[08:17] ---
    Last year, when I asked her
[08:19] ---
    what she wanted for her birthday, she said...
[08:22] ---
    How about you get better grades?
    That'll make me happy.
[08:28] ---
    I was thinking of holding
    a birthday party, at least.
[08:32] ---
    But I feel she'd think it was childish.
[08:35] ---
    That's why...
[08:37] ---
    Hey... Nishizawa-san?
[08:39] ---
    That's right.
[08:41] ---
    Take care of it, Paul.
    I want a really big cake.
[08:43] ---
    I want to see the greatest
    birthday cake ever.
[08:46] ---
    All right. This is it.
[08:48] ---
    This is my chance to really
    join the Hinata household
[08:51] ---
    and become part of the family.
[08:54] ---
    Chance!
[09:00] ---
    I'm home.
[09:03] ---
    Master Fuyuki. Welcome back.
[09:06] ---
    You're right on time.
    I want to show you something.
[09:09] ---
    What is it?
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[09:17] ---
    What is all this?
[09:19] ---
    We're gonna party here.
[09:21] ---
    When you say party, do you
    mean a party for Natsumi?
[09:24] ---
    Of course!
[09:25] ---
    What do you think?
[09:27] ---
    The whole Keroro Platoon
    collaborated on the decorations.
[09:35] ---
    This is way too childish, Sarge...
SIGN    H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y-!!
[09:38] ---
    Gero!
[09:39] ---
    It's no good, sir?
[09:40] ---
    And she won't be happy
    with this drastic makeover.
[09:43] ---
    How do you think she'll react?
[09:45] ---
    You stupid frog!
SIGN    caution
[09:51] ---
    Warning! Natsumi is coming home.
[10:04] ---
    I think I heard the voice of those
    stupid frogs coming from this room.
[10:08] ---
    They'd better not be up to
    something again in here.
[10:17] ---
    And so, what could the
    astonished Natsumi be looking at?
[10:21] ---
    Is there any chance of success
[10:23] ---
    for the plans of Keroro and his platoon?
[10:35] ---
    Huh?
[10:37] ---
    Was I imagining things?
SIGN    Happy Birthday!!
[10:48] ---
    Scared the heck out of me.
SIGN    A Close Call
[10:50] ---
    That was close.
[10:52] ---
    The real test comes tomorrow.
    Everyone, do your best!
[10:55] ---
    Roger!
[11:01] ---
    I don't know if it'll work.
[11:03] ---
    Don't you have any faith in him?
[11:06] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[11:08] ---
    Can't say I blame you.
[11:10] ---
    All the plans he's come up with
    so far have been ridiculous.
[11:13] ---
    Well, it's not that I don't
    believe he can come through.
[11:17] ---
    It's just that
[11:18] ---
    I don't know if Sis would
    appreciate that kind of party.
[11:22] ---
    You should know there are
    no guarantees in life.
[11:24] ---
    Just think of it this way.
[11:26] ---
    It's his way of showing her
    how grateful he is
[11:28] ---
    for everything she's done for him.
[11:31] ---
    It's the thought that counts,
    don't you think?
[11:36] ---
    Well, we're invaders, after all.
[11:38] ---
    Not that she'd be happy to
    have invaders grateful to her.
[11:43] ---
    We're on opposing sides.
[11:46] ---
    It's up to you guys how you respond.
[12:03] ---
    And so, the much-awaited day is finally here.
[12:07] ---
    C'mon, everyone! Breakfast is ready!
[12:15] ---
    I told them last night I had
    to get to school early today,
[12:18] ---
    yet they're all still sleeping...
SIGN    To Sis
[12:20] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki. I said wake up.
[12:26] ---
    "Natsumi... Sorry. I have practice
    this morning, so I'm leaving early. Fuyuki."
[12:32] ---
    Practice?
[12:34] ---
    Why didn't he just tell me sooner
[12:35] ---
    so I didn't have to waste the breakfast?
[12:37] ---
    I can't believe how
    inconsiderate boys can be.
[12:45] ---
    She must be reeling now with
    all the body blows we've given her.
[12:49] ---
    We're now in the last stages
    of the operation.
[12:52] ---
    Any problems at this point?
[12:54] ---
    How's the venue coming along?
[12:56] ---
    Just putting the finishing touches up.
[12:59] ---
    How about Lady Natsumi's
    surveillance and protection?
[13:02] ---
    I've got it covered.
[13:03] ---
    Leave it to us.
[13:04] ---
    The birthday cake?
[13:05] ---
    It'll be here by noon direct from France.
[13:08] ---
    The original birthday song?
[13:10] ---
    I've finished composing it.
[13:12] ---
    All we need to do is practice singing it.
[13:15] ---
    It's perfect.
[13:16] ---
    Okay, everyone! It'll really
    get going when she gets here!
[13:19] ---
    Let's all do our part and
    make this a complete success!
[13:22] ---
    Yeah!
[13:24] ---
    Th-This is getting bigger and bigger...
[13:29] ---
    Leader...
[13:31] ---
    Here.
[13:32] ---
    Tamama.
[13:35] ---
    It's so pretty...
[13:37] ---
    Or, like, purpose unknown?
[13:48] ---
    It arrived here on schedule, Milady.
[13:51] ---
    Good work, Paul.
[13:52] ---
    I mean, don't screw up.
[13:55] ---
    I'll be the biggest
    contributor to this operation.
[14:04] ---
    W-What is it, Koyuki-chan?
[14:06] ---
    I'm just keeping an eye
    on you. Just ignore me.
[14:09] ---
    It's time to show off my
    extraordinary cooking skills.
SIGN    Keroro the Pretty Cook
[14:21] ---
    So how is the food coming along?
     Is this it?
[14:47] ---
    Natsumi! Wait!
[14:49] ---
    Hey, Natsumi. Wanna
    do homework at my house?
[14:53] ---
    We were hoping you could help us.
[14:55] ---
    Though you probably need to go
    straight home and prepare dinner.
[15:04] ---
    It's fine. Let's go together.
[15:06] ---
    All right!
[15:07] ---
    Thanks, Natsumi!
[15:08] ---
    Let's go.
[15:09] ---
    Yeah.
[15:11] ---
    I'll treat you to your
    favorite sweet potatoes.
[15:13] ---
    Really?
[15:15] ---
    She's making a detour.
[15:17] ---
    This was totally unexpected.
[15:22] ---
    Day turned into night,
[15:23] ---
    and as dinner time approached,
    there was still no sign of Natsumi-chan.
[15:28] ---
    She's late...
[15:30] ---
    She's really late, sir!
[15:32] ---
    She usually comes
    straight home from school,
[15:35] ---
    and she never stays out this late.
[15:37] ---
    Another failure of ours?
[15:41] ---
    I am so hungry...
[15:43] ---
    Guys. Why don't we just call off
    the party and start eating?
[15:47] ---
    Call it off?
[15:49] ---
    Or, like, mission cancelled?
[15:51] ---
    Maybe she figured out what we were up to.
[15:55] ---
    She said she couldn't
    care less for childish parties.
[15:58] ---
    So maybe she decided not to
    come home early to avoid this one.
[16:02] ---
    So how about we start eating now
    and pretend it's nothing special?
[16:06] ---
    No! We wait until
     Lady Natsumi comes home.
[16:09] ---
    How can we eat if the
    birthday girl herself isn't here?
[16:13] ---
    I won't have it, sir!
[16:14] ---
    Sarge...
[16:16] ---
    I won't have it, sir.
[16:18] ---
    True.
[16:19] ---
    It would be heartbreaking if Natsumi-chan got
    home and had to eat dinner all by herself.
[16:24] ---
    That's true. Let's wait for her.
[16:30] ---
    And after about an hour goes by...
[16:33] ---
    See you later!
[16:34] ---
    Thank you!
[16:35] ---
    Bye bye!
[16:37] ---
    My goodness. I didn't notice how late it was.
[16:40] ---
    Sorry I'm so late...
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[17:03] ---
    Lady Hinata Natsumi!
[17:04] ---
    A happy birthday to you! Yay!
[17:09] ---
    Happy birthday!
[17:10] ---
    Happy birthday, Lady Natsumi!
[17:12] ---
    We've been waiting for you!
[17:17] ---
    S-Sis?
[17:20] ---
    All this time... You were
    setting this up behind my back...
[17:24] ---
    Please don't be mad, Sis!
[17:26] ---
    We just wanted to make you
    happy on your birthday.
[17:29] ---
    I've never been happier
    in my entire life!
[17:33] ---
    Huh? Aren't you upset?
[17:35] ---
    Why would I be?
[17:36] ---
    Because you don't like this kind of party...
[17:39] ---
    No. I love it.
[17:41] ---
    So were we able to surprise you?
[17:44] ---
    It was a total shock.
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[17:45] ---
    All right!
[17:46] ---
    Operation: "Surprise! Surprise!
    Birthday Party for Lady Natsumi!"
[17:48] ---
    is a big success.
[17:50] ---
    Hurray!
SIGN    Program
SIGN    1. Choral Singing Birthday Song (original)
[17:58] [SONG] ---
    Good good day.
[18:00] [SONG] ---
    Special... birthday.
[18:07] [SONG] ---
    On this special day, let's have fun.
[18:14] [SONG] ---
    Like the first time my jokes
    made everyone laugh in class.
SIGN    1. Choral Singing Birthday Song (original)
SIGN    2. Presentation of Gifts
[18:23] [SONG] ---
    I'm so glad to know you.
SIGN    Sergeant Major Afro
[18:26] [SONG] ---
    An electrical miracle.
[18:30] [SONG] ---
    You're so dazzling.
SIGN    Potato Chips
[18:33] [SONG] ---
    And your smile... is ultraviolet.
SIGN    Martian Praying to God
[18:39] [SONG] ---
    Best wishes.
SIGN    2. Presentation of Gifts
[18:42] [SONG] ---
    Happy birthday!
SIGN    3. Eat Birthday Cake
[19:10] ---
    Boy... I'm so full.
[19:12] ---
    I can't eat another bite...
[19:16] ---
    You don't have very many
    opportunities to collapse
[19:18] ---
    from eating too much cake.
[19:21] ---
    You should not have tried to finish it.
[19:23] ---
    What the heck are you two doing?
[19:27] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[19:30] ---
    Is that what you call a party?
[19:33] ---
    That's so ridiculous.
[19:35] ---
    Corporal, where have you been all this time?
[19:37] ---
    Giroro. What happened?
[19:40] ---
    Since it's your birthday,
[19:42] ---
    I thought I'd go out and
    collect a few things to give to you.
[19:46] ---
    Th-That's a...
[19:48] ---
    A branch of the Intergalactic Horai Ball.
[19:50] ---
    And that's the Intergalactic Guardian Pot
[19:52] ---
    and skin of the Intergalactic Fire Mouse.
[19:54] ---
    The jaws of an Intergalactic Penta-Dragon.
[19:56] ---
    The cowry of an Intergalactic Swallow.
[19:59] ---
    Incredible.
[20:00] ---
    Only the bravest in the galaxy
    can get their hands on
[20:03] ---
    such precious items.
[20:04] ---
    Or, like, super rarest?
[20:08] ---
    Are you all right, Giroro?
[20:10] ---
    I've never seen you in such bad shape.
[20:13] ---
    I just tripped and fell...
[20:15] ---
    No need for that, Giroro...
[20:18] ---
    Enough of the brave act...
[20:20] ---
    I'm home!
[20:21] ---
    Mom!
[20:22] ---
    Am I too late for the party?
[20:23] ---
    I was hoping I could get home
    a little early today.
[20:27] ---
    Happy birthday, Natsumi.
[20:31] ---
    Thank you, Mom!
[20:34] ---
    Thank you... Sarge.
[20:38] ---
    Thanks to you, I kinda feel like I...
    I understand my sister better.
[20:42] ---
    Is that so?
[20:44] ---
    Well, that's really great.
[20:47] ---
    Well then, I'd better get going now.
[20:51] ---
    What?
[20:52] ---
    He's gone...
[20:54] ---
    Click.
SIGN    List of things I want ☆MG Ball ☆GM Cold District Type ☆PG Gouf ☆Dozle Zabi's Zaku
SIGN    Did you guys know?! (Amazing!) December 9 is, by Earth reckoning, Sgt. Keroro's birthday!!! (Wowwww!!) List of things I want ☆MG Ball ☆GM Cold District Type ☆PG Gouf ☆Dozle Zabi's Zaku
[21:00] ---
    December 9 is...
[21:02] ---
    ...Sergeant Keroro's...
[21:04] ---
    ...birthday?
[21:05] ---
    It's his... birthday next week...
[21:10] ---
    Figures...
[21:12] ---
    Which means
[21:13] ---
    this was all a grand scheme
    to have his own party.
[21:16] ---
    Or, like, barefaced grasping?
[21:23] ---
    There's Sergeant Keroro
    bursting with expectation.
[21:26] ---
    Will he have a great celebration
    next week on his birthday?
[21:30] ---
    I guess we'll just
    leave it to your imagination.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Momoka. It's that
    chilly time of year.
[23:10] ---
    It's the perfect time to spend
    cuddled up with someone special
[23:14] ---
    and enjoy a hot cup of cocoa.
[23:16] ---
    Then you gaze into his eyes
    and hold onto his hands...
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that! In the next episode,
[23:21] ---
    we have a great winter operation.
[23:22] ---
    Winter...?!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro's Desperate Struggle!
    Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    What did you just say?!
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E36 - Keroro's Desperate Struggle! Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir! / Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    One day, the Keroro Platoon
    received their eagerly awaited bonus.
SIGN    Bonus
[01:36] ---
    Yahoo!
[01:38] ---
    It finally came, sir.
[01:42] ---
    I was expecting it, but...
    this sure isn't much.
SIGN    Ku ku ku...
[01:47] ---
    We haven't exactly accomplished
    much here on Pekopon.
[01:50] ---
    It's better than nothing.
[01:52] ---
    Hey, hey. Where's my bonus?
[01:54] ---
    So, Mr. Sergeant, what are you
    planning to use this for?
[01:58] ---
    I made arrangements far back
    to go shopping with Master Fuyuki.
[02:02] ---
    Of course, for Gundam model kits.
[02:04] ---
    I want the MG 1/100... G-Bull.
SIGN    G-Bull
[02:10] ---
    I'm off! To the hobby shop!
[02:12] ---
    Hey, hey. What about my bonus?
[02:17] ---
    Keroro's Desperate Struggle!
    Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir!
SIGN    Happiness
    Happiness
[02:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[02:26] ---
    You promised!
[02:29] ---
    Let's go to the hobby shop!
[02:31] ---
    Some other time...
[02:33] ---
    Roger, sir!
[02:35] ---
     *Some other time. Some other...
[02:42] ---
    Th-This is... the Dendrobium.
SIGN    Dendrobium
[02:46] ---
    Many of you probably don't
    know what he's talking about...
[02:48] ---
    So allow me to clarify.
[02:54] ---
    This is it. The Dendrobium.
[02:58] ---
    I don't feel like going out
    in this weather... It's freezing.
SIGN    Bonus
SIGN    Shock
[03:05] ---
    What's a little cold?
[03:07] ---
    As they say, "Kids love to play outdoors."
[03:09] ---
    Give me a break.
[03:13] ---
    It requires courage and strength
    to go outside when it's cold.
[03:17] ---
    Shouldn't you cultivate
    those characteristics
SIGN    Youth
SIGN    Strength
[03:20] ---
    while you're young?
[03:23] ---
    So, all you young people watching out there...
[03:26] ---
    Throw away your books.
[03:28] ---
    Rally into the streets.
[03:29] ---
    And head towards the hobby shop!
SIGN    Model Kits
[03:33] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[03:34] ---
    Accept my heartfelt message.
SIGN    Heartfelt message
[03:40] ---
    Recipient absent.
SIGN    Recipient Absent
[03:42] ---
    Listen to my song!
SIGN    Listen
    to my
    song!
[03:44] ---
    Oh, just give up.
[03:47] ---
    Fuyuki doesn't have the willpower
    to go out in this cold weather.
[03:52] ---
    General Winter has come, after all.
[03:54] ---
    General Winter? Who's that, ma'am?
[03:58] ---
    Oh, you've never heard of him?
[04:01] ---
    During winter, General Winter
    occupies this country.
SIGN    Occupation
[04:07] ---
    What?
SIGN    General Winter
[04:36] ---
    It's so cold.
SIGN    Rattle
[04:41] ---
    Oh no, I never knew such
    a fearsome person existed.
[04:45] ---
    You're a small fry
    compared to General Winter.
[04:49] ---
    Of course, the outcome of
    pitching a sergeant against a general
[04:52] ---
    is just too obvious.
[04:54] ---
    That does it.
    I'll defeat this General Winter, sir!
SIGN    Spirit
SIGN    Willpower
SIGN    Triumph
[05:01] ---
    I'm trembling.
[05:03] ---
    Am I afraid of this unknown tormentor?
[05:09] ---
    N-Not good, not good.
[05:10] ---
    N-No, I'm trembling with excitement.
[05:16] ---
    I'm off!
[05:21] ---
    Th-This must be
    General Winter's Ice Breath!
[05:24] ---
    I see... it's freezing me from the inside.
[05:32] ---
    This is nothing.
[05:33] ---
    I challenge you, General Winter!
[05:44] ---
    I-It's cold.
[05:48] ---
    He was attacked by General Winter?
[05:51] ---
    I'm not allowed to go out
     for a while, sir.
[05:54] ---
    What kind of being is
    this General Winter, anyway?
[05:58] ---
    A Siberian cold-air system.
SIGN    System
[06:00] ---
    A system?
SIGN    Siberia
SIGN    Siberia Winter Cold Air System Commando General Winter Siberia Siberian Cold Air
[06:03] ---
    I thought there was only one of them.
[06:05] ---
    But it there's a whole group?
SIGN    Rattle
[06:08] ---
    There's no way we can hold them off.
[06:10] ---
    Do we have no choice but to surrender?!
[06:14] ---
    General Winter is actually
    just an accumulation of cold air.
[06:19] ---
    During winter, a cold current
    of air sweeps over Japan.
[06:23] ---
    This is the identity of General Winter.
SIGN    Siberian Cold Air System (Really)
[06:26] ---
    I was completely fooled by Lady Natsumi.
[06:29] ---
    Most people wouldn't be.
[06:32] ---
    If it's just a natural phenomenon,
    there's nothing to be afraid of.
[06:35] ---
    Huh?
[06:36] ---
    Keroro. What're you planning?
    You don't mean...
[06:39] ---
    I'm going to just stay indoors
    until it passes.
[06:43] ---
    You dunce.
[06:45] ---
    Unfortunately, this phenomenon
    hangs around the entire winter.
[06:49] ---
    Are you planning on
    staying indoors the whole time?
[06:53] ---
    Are you going into hibernation?
[06:55] ---
    Th-That's not such a bad idea.
[06:57] ---
    This is actually perfect
    for you, Mr. Sergeant.
[07:00] ---
    Gero?
[07:01] ---
    If you do not go out, then you
    will not use your bonus and allowance.
[07:05] ---
    Oh. But I remember a lot of new
    Gundam model kits are released
[07:08] ---
    at the end of the year...
[07:11] ---
    Gero!
[07:11] ---
    Many of them are limited editions,
[07:14] ---
    so if you miss them, they will be
     very hard to find later.
[07:16] ---
    But you can simply give up
     if you are not going outside.
[07:19] ---
    Tama?
[07:20] ---
    It's time for training, sir!
[07:23] ---
    We shall defeat General Winter!
SIGN    Clench
[07:25] ---
    We'll undergo special training
    to overcome the winter coldness.
SIGN    In session
[07:31] ---
    The brand new simulation room
     within the secret base.
SIGN    Keroro Troop Headquarters
[07:37] ---
    M-My name is Keroro.
    Pleased to meet you.
[07:42] ---
    If I say it's too cold,
    stop it right away, okay?
[07:44] ---
    Okay? Okay, okay, okay?
[07:47] ---
    Roger.
[07:47] ---
    This is ridiculous!
[07:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, hang in there.
[07:51] ---
    Snowy mountain simulation, level 1.
[07:56] ---
    Wow! Snow!
[07:58] ---
    It's so cold!
[08:02] ---
    Giving up yet?
[08:03] ---
    So cold!
[08:04] ---
    I can take this. Level 2, sir.
[08:07] ---
    Roger.
[08:08] ---
    Kero?
[08:11] ---
    It's so cold!
[08:13] ---
    No. No. It's not cold... It's not cold...
[08:15] ---
    Level 3. No, level 5, Sergeant Major Kululu.
[08:19] ---
    Roger.
[08:23] ---
    I... I won't go down. Dahhh!
[08:29] ---
    Are you still alive, Mr. Sergeant?
[08:32] ---
    That was too reckless.
[08:33] ---
    I just followed your orders.
[08:38] ---
    I can see a beautiful field of flowers.
[08:41] ---
    Hey! Pull yourself together!
[08:45] ---
    Why?! Why must I suffer so, sir?!
[08:50] ---
    You were the one who said you wanted this...
[08:52] ---
    What are you talking about, dumbo?
[08:54] ---
    This is all because
[08:55] ---
    Master Fuyuki wouldn't
    take me to the hobby shop, sir.
SIGN    Putting the blame on others
[08:59] ---
    This is what is called
    "putting the blame on others."
[09:01] ---
    I'll make Master Fuyuki suffer
    the same fate for what he did, sir.
SIGN    Gero gero
[09:08] ---
    Fuyuki...
[09:10] ---
    I'm thirsty. Bring me something to drink.
[09:13] ---
    Huh? Why me? You go get it yourself.
[09:16] ---
    But you're closer to the kitchen.
[09:19] ---
    I'm not any closer than you are.
[09:21] ---
    Okay, rock-paper-scissors.
[09:22] ---
    Oh, come on...
[09:24] ---
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[09:27] ---
    What do you have?
[09:28] ---
    Paper.
[09:29] ---
    Then I have scissors.
[09:30] ---
    That's not fair.
[09:32] ---
    Come on, hurry.
[09:33] ---
    Hmph. Really...
[09:36] ---
    W-What's going on?
[09:38] ---
    Kids these days give up
    as soon as it gets a little cold.
[09:43] ---
    I'll toughen you up, sirs!
[09:47] ---
    W-What's going on here?
[09:56] ---
    We're on a snowy mountain!
[09:58] ---
    H-Hey, wait!
[10:00] ---
    Natsumi is there with him.
[10:01] ---
    That was coincidental.
[10:04] ---
    We will use the opportunity to have
    Lady Natsumi take the training as well.
[10:08] ---
    What?
[10:09] ---
    This is...
[10:10] ---
    ...for her sake.
[10:13] ---
    Now, tremble, shiver in the cold,
    you modern-day bean sprouts!
SIGN    Bean Sprouts
[10:18] ---
    They're having fun.
SIGN    Thump
[10:20] ---
    What?
[10:22] ---
    I'm not really fond of cold weather.
[10:24] ---
    But I sure love playing in the snow.
[10:27] ---
    Then, level 2.
[10:32] ---
    Guh! Natsumi!
[10:34] ---
    Did you learn your lesson, sir?
[10:36] ---
    They've built an igloo.
SIGN    Clunk!
[10:40] ---
    It sure is warm inside this igloo.
[10:42] ---
    Let's stay here for a while.
[10:45] ---
    Increase the level.
[10:47] ---
    Stop it!
[10:48] ---
    At this rate, Natsumi will...
[10:49] ---
    Curse you, Corporal Giroro.
[10:51] ---
    Let go, sir.
[10:52] ---
    I'm not letting go.
[10:57] ---
    Level Infinity...
[10:59] ---
    That's uncontrollable.
[11:02] ---
    W-What's going on?
[11:20] ---
    I botched it.
[11:23] ---
    I'm freezing...
[11:24] ---
    What the heck's going on?
SIGN    Hinata
    Household
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[11:29] ---
    Everyone, please be careful when playing
    in the snow inside your house.
[11:33] ---
    Wait, who else would do that?
[11:44] ---
    This is the Nishizawa mansion
    where Private 2nd Class Tamama lives.
[11:48] ---
    It was such a complete disaster.
[11:51] ---
    It took us ages to find Mr. Sergeant.
[11:54] ---
    It really felt like he
    was lost in the mountains.
[11:58] ---
    Lost in the mountains...
[12:00] ---
    That's it! That'll work!
[12:06] ---
    Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!
[12:14] ---
    Wow!
[12:17] ---
    It's over there. The Nishizawa
    family's private ski ground.
[12:21] ---
    It reminds me of a ninja village!
[12:23] ---
    How come I don't see a hotel or ski lifts?
[12:26] ---
    Paul.
[12:27] ---
    Yes.
SIGN    Hotel
[12:38] ---
    We usually keep everything underground
SIGN    Lift
SIGN    East Course
[12:40] ---
    to preserve the mountain's beauty.
[12:44] ---
    Yay! Momocchi!
[12:44] ---
    I learned that your cold-weather
    training facilities were damaged,
[12:47] ---
    so you can use this in the meantime.
[12:49] ---
    Much obliged, ma'am!
[12:50] ---
    I'll make sure to endure the training
[12:52] ---
    and obtain Gundam model kits.
[12:54] ---
    But... was it really okay
    for us to come along?
[12:59] ---
    Of course.
[13:00] ---
    In fact, you're the reason we're here.
SIGN    Squeeze
[13:11] ---
    I wish I knew how to ski
    as well as those two...
[13:15] ---
    Ow!
[13:16] ---
    Nishizawa-san! Are you all right?
[13:19] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun?
[13:20] ---
    I can't stop!
[13:25] ---
    Grr!
[13:29] ---
    This is pretty fun.
[13:31] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[13:33] ---
    I thought we came here for training.
[13:35] ---
    So where the heck did Keroro go?
[13:39] ---
    Giroro!
[13:41] ---
    Y-You dumbos!
SIGN    Kwhack
[13:44] ---
    Stop fooling around!
[13:47] ---
    Nice shot.
[13:49] ---
    So, new plan!
[13:51] ---
    The Keroro Platoon is going
    to practice marching in this snow.
[13:54] ---
    Our goal is that mountain peak.
SIGN    Mountain
[13:57] ---
    Over there.
[13:58] ---
    I've set up small traps along the way.
[14:00] ---
    So don't let your guard down!
[14:02] ---
    March forth!
[14:03] ---
    All right!
SIGN    The Keroro Platoon's snow marching training begins
[14:05] ---
    The Keroro Platoon gets under way.
[14:12] ---
    There doesn't seem to be any tension at all.
[14:15] ---
    Where could those two have gone?
[14:18] ---
    Yeah...
[14:19] ---
    It's just Fuyuki and me together... together!
[14:22] ---
    Chance!
[14:24] ---
    Paul, you know what to do.
[14:25] ---
    Yes, milady.
[14:30] ---
    Artificial snowfall machine, stand by.
[14:32] ---
    Artificial snowfall machine, set up.
[14:41] ---
    The Nishizawa private ski ground's
     artificial snowfall machine.
[14:44] ---
    As its name implies,
[14:46] ---
    it's a machine that makes
    snow fall artificially.
[14:54] ---
    Lovely weather we're having.
[14:56] ---
    But this weather is far too good for training.
[15:02] ---
    I brought this, just in case
    something like this happened.
[15:04] ---
    The Komawari Controller.
[15:08] ---
    This is the Weather Satellite Komawari.
SIGN    Weather Satellite Komawari
[15:10] ---
    It's the Keron Army's terrifying device
[15:11] ---
    which can control the weather
    in any part of the world.
[15:17] ---
    Artificial snowfall device, activate.
[15:19] ---
    Yes, sir.
[15:23] ---
    Activate Komawari. Click.
[15:31] ---
    With the combined effects of
[15:33] ---
    the Weather Satellite Komawari
    and the artificial snowfall device,
[15:36] ---
    the Nishizawa private ski ground
[15:38] ---
    now experiences its worst snowstorm ever.
[15:43] ---
    How could there suddenly be
     a snowstorm?
[15:46] ---
    The weather in the mountains
    can change abruptly.
[15:48] ---
    It's changed too much!
[15:50] ---
    A sudden snowstorm.
[15:52] ---
    We have no choice but to
    take refuge in a nearby cabin.
[15:56] ---
    I'm so cold, Fuyuki-kun.
[15:59] ---
    You'll be fine. I'll warm you up.
[16:01] ---
    This will really get our relationship going!
[16:05] ---
    Thanks for the perfect script!
[16:08] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[16:08] ---
    What the heck's going on here?
[16:11] ---
    It'll be dangerous if we don't seek shelter.
[16:13] ---
    You're right...
[16:16] ---
    K-Kulu-kun? Y-You went a bit overboard.
[16:20] ---
    It wasn't supposed to be like this...
[16:22] ---
    Then turn that thing off.
[16:24] ---
    I wish I could...
[16:27] ---
    Sorry. The controller
    got blown away by the storm.
[16:30] ---
    What?!
[16:32] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[16:38] ---
    Th-That's...
[16:40] ---
    At any rate, we've got to turn back.
[16:44] ---
    Even Sergeant Keroro has his weak points.
[16:46] ---
    The Keronians are actually more
    vulnerable to cold weather than Earthlings.
[16:51] ---
    Hot coffee and warmth is
    waiting for us back at the base.
[16:58] ---
    Keroro!
[17:12] ---
    I know you're looking forward to
[17:14] ---
    hot coffee and warmth, Sergeant Keroro.
[17:16] ---
    But this serves you right.
[17:18] ---
    Freeze, Sergeant Keroro.
[17:21] ---
    I-Is that you, Paul?
[17:24] ---
    I have reason to believe you will
    only get in the way of my plans.
[17:29] ---
    Keroro! Hey! Hang in there!
[17:31] ---
    Keroro-kun! You must not fall asleep!
[17:34] ---
    Paul... How terrifying...
[17:37] ---
    Of course, this is only
    Sergeant Keroro's hallucination.
[17:41] ---
    The real Paul is here.
SIGN    Squeeze
[17:43] ---
    Milady...
[17:49] ---
    This is the cabin I
    intended to use for the plan.
[17:56] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[18:00] ---
    Fuyuki-kun must've carried me here.
[18:03] ---
    Momoka-chan, you're safe now.
[18:05] ---
    I'm so stupid! I passed out at the best part!
[18:10] ---
    Well... actually, this is
    what really happened.
[18:12] ---
    S-She's so heavy.
[18:14] ---
    It's no good. The phone isn't working.
[18:22] ---
    Nishizawa-san still hasn't
    come around yet.
[18:26] ---
    Hmm... At times like this...
[18:28] ---
    That's right. At times like this...
SIGN    Squeeze
[18:32] ---
    H-Hey, Koyuki-chan!
[18:34] ---
    When you're lost on a mountain,
[18:36] ---
    it's best to warm each other's
    bodies like this.
[18:39] ---
    I-Is that so?
[18:41] ---
    Yes, yes. That's right. At times like this...
[18:44] ---
    Of course. At times like this...
[18:45] ---
    Here it comes!
[18:49] ---
    I wonder if a teru teru bozu
    would work against snow, as well.
[18:52] ---
    That's not what you're supposed to do!
[18:54] ---
    Huh?
[18:55] ---
    I've got no choice. This is my last resort.
[19:00] ---
    I-I'm freezing, Fuyuki-kun...
[19:03] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[19:04] ---
    Are you all right? You look so pale.
[19:06] ---
    Allow me to explain.
[19:07] ---
    With the power of evil... I mean, love...
SIGN    Kabump
[19:10] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka has the ability
    to lower her body temperature.
[19:14] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun... please... warm me up.
[19:19] ---
    Please!
[19:20] ---
    Please... I just want hot coffee and warmth...
[19:24] ---
    Keroro-kun! Hang in there!
[19:25] ---
    What is he talking about?
[19:27] ---
    Paul is... Paul is...
[19:33] ---
    Sergeant Keroro,
    you don't have much energy left.
[19:37] ---
    Pekopon will be your final resting place.
[19:42] ---
    C-Curse you, Paul.
[19:44] ---
    Hey, it's just your imagination.
[19:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant. Wake up.
[19:51] ---
    He's regained consciousness.
[19:52] ---
    Where are we?
[19:53] ---
    Don't worry. We're in a cave.
[19:57] ---
    We'll be here for a while.
[20:01] ---
    C-Could it be that this is...
[20:07] ---
    That's the...
[20:08] ---
    ...specially-designed...
[20:10] ---
    ...training-use...
[20:11] ---
    ...hibernating bear robot!
[20:13] ---
    Hey. Why does it have to be a hibernating bear?
[20:16] ---
    Because they say a hibernating
    bear is really violent.
[20:19] ---
    So I thought it'd be perfect for our training.
[20:24] ---
    All right...
[20:33] ---
    Nishizawa-san.
[20:35] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[20:36] ---
    Please...
[20:40] ---
    Sarge...?
[20:41] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
    There's a bear. A bear! Save me!
[20:45] ---
    Get yer face outta here!!
[20:54] ---
    I see you're feeling much
    better now, Nishizawa-san.
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    Umm... uhh... that is...
[20:59] ---
    But... you might still need this.
[21:02] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Toasty
[21:03] ---
    Here.
[21:04] ---
    It's a disposable body warmer.
[21:07] ---
    Ooh, it's cold.
[21:16] ---
    I wonder if he'll be thawed out
    by the time we get home.
[21:18] ---
    Why don't we just leave him
    like that until spring?
[21:22] ---
    And so, Nishizawa Momoka's plan
    didn't work out.
[21:26] ---
    But...
[21:28] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's warmth...
[21:31] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka-chan is a little happier.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Lavie. Sorry my
    big brother is always loud.
[23:11] ---
    He was happy that he was
    finally going to appear again.
[23:15] ---
    But my big brother cried because
    his name wasn't in the title.
[23:20] ---
    That aside, we're all doing
    ninja training, nin nin!
[23:24] ---
    "Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
    Ge-Gero!

E37 - Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir! / Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Station Shopping Arcade Year-end Bargains
[01:34] ---
    There are no holidays or time off
[01:36] ---
    for the aliens settled on Earth.
[01:38] ---
    Please have one.
[01:39] ---
    Would you please have one?
[01:41] ---
    Oh, th-thanks...
[01:43] ---
    Uhm... can I have one, too?
SIGN    Classes You can become a Space Detective!
[01:45] ---
    You can be a space detective!
SIGN    You can protect the peace of the universe. Come on and...
[01:47] ---
    The peace of the universe is in your hands!
SIGN    Burn with me
[01:49] ---
    Ignite the fiery passion in your heart!
SIGN    Kogoro Space Detective Classes
[01:54] ---
    Care to take Kogoro's Space Detective lesson?
[01:58] ---
    Get the chance to work
    with my brother and be an
[02:01] ---
    intergalactic... detective... yourself...
[02:11] ---
    Huh? Dororo-sensei runs a ninja school?
SIGN    Dororo-sensei Greatest Ninja Classes Become a ninja in just one week...
[02:21] ---
    Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!
[02:26] ---
    So to sum things up,
[02:28] ---
    our objective today is to
[02:30] ---
    gather as many Pekoponians
    as possible, using this flyer.
[02:34] ---
    Are we opening a ninja school?
[02:37] ---
    I get it!
[02:38] ---
    We'll make that ninja battalion
    help us conquer Pekopon, correct?
[02:43] ---
    No, sir.
[02:44] ---
    We'll collect a monthly fee.
SIGN    Monthly Fee
[02:47] ---
    A fee?
[02:48] ---
    Are we going to charge money?
[02:50] ---
    Right.
[02:51] ---
    Our expenses increase as
    the end of the year draws near,
SIGN    Shudder
    Shudder
[02:54] ---
    but our fund is running dry.
[02:56] ---
    At this rate, we won't survive
    until next year, sir.
[03:00] ---
    That's why I came up with this plan
SIGN    Year-end Membership Drive on Now.
[03:02] ---
    to open a ninja school
     to earn some money.
[03:07] ---
    Keroro-kun?
[03:10] ---
    Well, if it isn't Lance Corporal Dororo.
[03:11] ---
    We've been waiting for you, sir.
[03:13] ---
    I just want to say... nobody
    told me anything about this!
[03:17] ---
    We're only doing this for the kids.
[03:21] ---
    For the kids?
[03:22] ---
    Right.
[03:23] ---
    All their lives, they've
    known nothing but hard study.
[03:27] ---
    I want them to spend a dream-like
    moment at your ninja school.
SIGN    Dream
[03:30] ---
    Dream-like... you said?
[03:33] ---
    This is for their future.
[03:35] ---
    You can guide them by
    teaching them what you know.
SIGN    The Art of Ninja
[03:39] ---
    I... I'll do my best.
SIGN    Monthly Fees
[03:41] ---
    But actually, money matters most.
[03:45] ---
    You sly frog.
SIGN    Dororo School
SIGN    Shinobi
[03:58] ---
    We've had a total of zero applicants so far.
[04:01] ---
    I guess with the economy in bad shape,
[04:03] ---
    a monthly fee of 5,000 yen
    may be a bit too expensive.
[04:06] ---
    Or maybe the membership fee
    of 10,000 is too high.
[04:12] ---
    Nobody's coming because I'm the teacher.
SIGN    Trauma Switch
[04:19] ---
    This is bad, sir!
[04:20] ---
    If Dororo is upset and refuses
    to go along with our plan,
[04:22] ---
    our new year will be totally miserable.
[04:24] ---
    Therefore, we're here to learn
    from the great master Dororo.
[04:28] ---
    Please teach us so we
    can be skilled ninjas, sir.
[04:31] ---
    Or, like, very unlearned?
[04:34] ---
    Or, like, for the monthly fee, sir.
[04:36] ---
    What is most important to the art of ninja?
[04:39] ---
    It is to become one with nature.
[04:42] ---
    The secret to mastering the
    ninja arts is to make yourself
[04:44] ---
    completely unnoticeable
    by blending in with nature.
[04:47] ---
    That's boring.
[04:50] ---
    Why don't you teach us slam-bang techniques,
[04:53] ---
    so we can crush our enemies?
[04:54] ---
    The true essence of the ninja arts isn't attack.
[04:57] ---
    You must hide, you must escape,
    and you must confuse your enemies.
[05:02] ---
    W-What did you say?
[05:03] ---
    A true soldier never
    turns his back on his enemies.
[05:06] ---
    How can you win if you don't fight at all?
SIGN    Pow.
[05:09] ---
    How about you just teach us
    some cool techniques?
[05:13] ---
    Like the clone technique.
[05:16] ---
    With that, I could finish conquering
    Pekopon, do all my household chores,
[05:19] ---
    and clean up after dinner,
    in no time at all.
[05:23] ---
    Didn't we see something like this
    in an earlier episode?
[05:25] ---
    It is not as simple as you think it is.
[05:28] ---
    Gero?
[05:29] ---
    The principle behind the cloning technique
[05:30] ---
    is to move so fast that
    it appears there are many of you.
[05:36] ---
    It looks like there are ten Dororo-senpais!
[05:39] ---
    I'll try it myself.
[05:54] ---
    Wow! I can see ten Mr. Sergeants!
[05:58] ---
    H-Huh? What the...
SIGN    Tire 10 Times Faster!
[06:02] ---
    You also tire ten times faster, sir...
[06:04] ---
    Then that's useless, isn't it?
[06:07] ---
    Are you all right?
[06:08] ---
    Or, like, self-destruction?
[06:11] ---
    I suppose nobody needs ninja tricks.
[06:15] ---
    Let's try another one.
[06:18] ---
    Okay, I'll teach you how to
    use the art of substitution.
[06:22] ---
    Keroro-kun, please try and hit me
    with your throwing stars.
[06:27] ---
    You asked for it!
[06:33] ---
    Wow! That was great!
[06:36] ---
    Art, my foot.
[06:38] ---
    With my "Transform into anything" Gun,
[06:40] ---
    such a technique is unnecessary!
[06:43] ---
    W-What the...?
[06:47] ---
    That is wowee!
[06:48] ---
    Let me at it!
[06:52] ---
    That's meaningless.
[06:54] ---
    This is rather fun, sir!
[06:57] ---
    And that's not all. Look.
[07:01] ---
    Again.
[07:02] ---
    Once more.
[07:04] ---
    Can I try that, too?
[07:07] ---
    I want to borrow it, too.
[07:15] ---
    Are you really here to learn
    ninja techniques from me?
[07:21] ---
    Let us try some water techniques.
[07:24] ---
    You want us to get in that freezing water?
[07:26] ---
    We'll catch cold.
[07:28] ---
    Or, like, winter swimming?
[07:30] ---
    A true ninja has to be able
    to plunge into the icy water
[07:33] ---
    of rivers and lakes in the cold of winter.
[07:35] ---
    But we're only ninja trainees, right?
[07:38] ---
    I'd prefer a hot bath.
SIGN    Spa Waters of Japan
[07:39] ---
    Hey, why don't we use some of these?
[07:42] ---
    Wow, bath salts! We get to enjoy
[07:44] ---
    the feel of soaking in a
    famous hot springs of the country!
[07:49] ---
    This is the life.
[07:54] ---
    Dororo, why don't you join us?
[07:56] ---
    Hey. Are you really here to learn
    ninja techniques from me?
[08:01] ---
    Next are some earth techniques.
[08:04] ---
    You will use this weapon
    called a kunai knife.
[08:06] ---
    You can dig a hole
    big enough to hide in,
[08:06] ---
    This thing can dig pretty fast.
[08:08] ---
    or simply throw sand
    in the face of your opponent.
[08:08] ---
    This is like playing on the beach!
[08:12] ---
    Hey, are you guys listening?
[08:14] ---
    Hey, Tamama.
[08:15] ---
    That's a real big hole.
[08:17] ---
    I can do that. Mine'll be bigger, sir!
SIGN    Armageddon
[08:22] ---
    Armageddon! One trillionth!
[08:29] ---
    Are you really... here to learn
    ninja techniques from me?
[08:44] ---
    You again!
[08:47] ---
    Space Detective 556!
[08:50] ---
    And his younger sister, Lavie!
[08:51] ---
    What brought you here, 556?
[08:54] ---
    My brother desperately needs a job,
     and you guys are in his way!
[09:02] ---
    I'll put an end to this dojo's reputation!
[09:07] ---
    You dare to challenge our dojo?!
[09:09] ---
    I won't let you destroy my school.
[09:11] ---
    I'll teach you a lesson!
[09:14] ---
    Adhesion!
[09:18] ---
    Do you honestly think you have a chance
[09:20] ---
    against masters of ninja techniques?
[09:23] ---
    But you haven't learned anything yet.
[09:25] ---
    Let's go! Keroro Platoon,
    battle formation!
SIGN    Shinobi
[09:30] ---
    Let's go to our next request.
[09:32] ---
    It's from Inner-Tokyo, and
    she's using the handle... Natchi-san.
[09:34] ---
    Wow, that's me! He'll read my request!
[09:38] ---
    Hello...
[09:44] ---
    What the heck are those
    stupid frogs doing?! You jerks!
[09:52] ---
    Now, Giroro!
SIGN    Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher
[09:53] ---
    Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher!
[09:58] ---
    Laser Sword!
[10:02] ---
    Now it's my turn.
SIGN    Ninja Art: Tamama Impact
[10:04] ---
    Ninja Art: Tamama Impact!
[10:12] ---
    Darn you.
[10:14] ---
    Huh?
[10:14] ---
    Stop that racket!
[10:16] ---
    What're you doing in there,
    you stupid frog?!
[10:19] ---
    Natsumi!
[10:20] ---
    Oh, shoot...
[10:21] ---
    Open up right now!
    Or else I'll tear down this door!
[10:24] ---
    She sounds really angry!
[10:27] ---
    Gero!
[10:29] ---
    Dororo! Please teach me how
    to disappear like you always do!
[10:33] ---
    Okay? Okay? Okay?
[10:34] ---
    I suppose I must.
[10:36] ---
    Ninja Art: Cloud of Smoke Jutsu!
SIGN    Whoosh!
[10:39] ---
    C'mon. We can all escape
    under the cover of smoke...
[10:42] ---
    Ow.
[10:46] ---
    You stupid frogs!
[10:47] ---
    Huh?
[10:52] ---
    Heya!
[10:52] ---
    Hi...
[10:52] ---
    What the heck are you two
    doing in our house?
[10:57] ---
    We're sorry for making
    a big mess! We're so sorry!
[11:00] ---
    My head... hurts...
[11:03] ---
    Whew. That was real close, wasn't it?
SIGN    Everyone
[11:06] ---
    I'm glad everyone's safe and sound.
[11:08] ---
    And since we're all here,
    why don't we do our thing, okay?
SIGN    All
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
[11:18] ---
    Um... aren't you guys forgetting someone?
SIGN    Shinobi
[11:24] ---
    They really do not care...
[11:27] ---
    It's not like that. They just, you know...
[11:27] ---
    They never really cared...
[11:29] ---
    C'mon, cheer up. Okay?
[11:32] ---
    Look, no more tears!
[11:34] ---
    Leave him alone.
[11:42] ---
    They say lightning always strikes twice.
[11:44] ---
    And sometimes, it feels like
[11:45] ---
    tragedy keeps coming back to haunt you.
[11:48] ---
    Let's go to our next request.
[11:50] ---
    It's from Inner-Tokyo, and
    she's using the handle... Natchi-san.
[11:53] ---
    All right! It's me again!
[11:53] ---
    "I hope you'll understand."
[11:55] ---
    "You already picked my request before,
     but unfortunately..."
[12:07] ---
    Sis!
[12:09] ---
    What's with all the noise?
[12:11] ---
    Your window!
[12:16] ---
    You sure ran into some
    bad luck, Natchi-san.
[12:18] ---
    Well, on to the next request.
[12:19] ---
    I missed it again...
[12:24] ---
    Show yourself, you stupid frog!
[12:26] ---
    Huh?
[12:27] ---
    The sergeant's not here?
[12:34] ---
    Sis!
[12:40] ---
    Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!
[12:53] ---
    Where the heck are we?
[13:08] ---
    A monster!
[13:10] ---
    That's not a monster. It's a dinosaur.
[13:13] ---
    A tyrannosaurus.
[13:18] ---
    Stop!
[13:20] ---
    Be careful, Gyao-chan. They're not your food.
[13:24] ---
    S-Sarge!
[13:27] ---
    Welcome to our theme park,
     Jurassic Paradise.
SIGN    Jurassic Paradise
[13:32] ---
    J-Jurassic Paradise...?
[13:35] ---
    Where did you get that dinosaur?
[13:36] ---
    Using a slice of dinosaur DNA
    discovered recently,
[13:40] ---
    we brought it back to life
    using Keron's amazing technology.
[13:43] ---
    We also revitalized a small one...
[13:46] ---
    ...but it escaped.
[13:48] ---
    Then... earlier...
[13:52] ---
    Don't tell me you're planning to
    let them create havoc in the streets
[13:54] ---
    as part of your conquest plans!
[13:56] ---
    No, no, no, no, not at all, ma'am.
[13:58] ---
    We'll just charge an entrance fee, ma'am.
[14:00] ---
    Our expenses increase as
    the end of the year draws near,
SIGN    Shudder
    Shudder
[14:03] ---
    but our fund is running dry.
[14:05] ---
    At this rate, we won't survive
    until next year, sir.
[14:09] ---
    That's why I came up
    with this Jurassic Paradise!
SIGN    Jurassic Paradise
SIGN    Money Grows On Trees
SIGN    Jurassic Paradise Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
[14:15] ---
    It'll be the first realistic
    dinosaur theme park in all of Pekopon.
[14:19] ---
    You'll get the chance
    to play with real dinosaurs!
SIGN    Grand Opening Discount This coupon allows up to four persons to enter at the following discounts.
SIGN    Adults (Middle School and Older) Children (Up to 6th Grade) Babies (Up to Age 3) Free
SIGN    Business Hours
SIGN    Entrance Fees
[14:22] ---
    We've already distributed flyers
    all over town.
[14:25] ---
    Or, like, informed people?
[14:29] ---
    A-Are you sure it's safe?
[14:31] ---
    The tyrannosaurus is one of
    the fiercest carnivores there is.
[14:34] ---
    No need to worry!
[14:36] ---
    With this pet obedience controller
    called the 3-2-1 Obeyer,
[14:39] ---
    invented by Kululu,
SIGN    3-2-1 Obeyer
[14:41] ---
    even the wildest animal
    becomes as tame as a kitten.
[14:44] ---
    Right, Gyao-chan?
[14:48] ---
    Gyao-chan?
[14:49] ---
    Right. He growls "gyao,"
    so I named him Gyao-chan.
[14:53] ---
    Let me show you a few simple tricks.
[14:56] ---
    Gyao-chan, your hand!
[15:02] ---
    Th-The other one.
[15:05] ---
    L-Lie down...
[15:09] ---
    I don't think this is working out...
[15:12] ---
    Here's the yours-truly 1:100 scale MG Ball.
[15:15] ---
    C'mon, Gyao-chan!
[15:17] ---
    Go fetch the ball.
[15:32] ---
    Good boy, good boy.
[15:34] ---
    Th-That's enough, Sarge...
[15:36] ---
    A-Are you sure?
[15:37] ---
    Well then, Gyao-chan, house.
[15:42] ---
    House! House!
SIGN    Gyao-chan
[15:47] ---
    Huh?
[15:47] ---
    House... house... house... house...
[15:51] ---
    W-What the...?
[15:55] ---
    Oh no!
[15:58] ---
    What happened to the
    control unit on his head?
[16:05] ---
    I know! Giroro! Come over here, sir!
[16:08] ---
    Roger!
[16:09] ---
    Put the control unit
    back on top of Gyao-chan's head!
[16:14] ---
    Roger!
[16:17] ---
    Huh?
[16:18] ---
    What am I doing?
[16:32] ---
    Sis!
[16:36] ---
    Get up and go!
[16:38] ---
    Giroro?
[16:38] ---
    I'll take care of this.
[16:40] ---
    That's a movie cliché where
    someone is about to bite the dust.
[16:44] ---
    Or, like, noble gesture?
[16:46] ---
    Run!
[16:48] ---
    Or, like, cannon fodder?
[16:55] ---
    Of course.
[16:56] ---
    Everybody, this way!
[16:59] ---
    Sarge, where are you going?
[17:06] ---
    Guys, give me a hand.
[17:09] ---
    I've gotta save my treasures, at least.
[17:12] ---
    Sarge...
[17:13] ---
    It's another cliché. The obvious prey
    who doesn't know any better.
[17:23] ---
    Stop it, Gyao-chan!
[17:24] ---
    Don't destroy this, sir, please!
[17:31] ---
    We've got to get back up there.
[17:34] ---
    There!
[17:35] ---
    We can get back in the house through that gate.
[17:38] ---
    What the?
[17:42] ---
    Another troublemaker.
[17:44] ---
    556! Did you come to save us, sir?
SIGN    Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
[17:57] ---
    Why did he come here, anyway?
[18:05] ---
    Looks like the damage turned
    the gate into a black hole.
[18:09] ---
    How do we get back?
[18:10] ---
    This is perfect.
[18:11] ---
    Let's kick that beast into the black hole.
[18:14] ---
    No, that's too cruel.
[18:16] ---
    What would you prefer?
     Got any other ideas?
[18:21] ---
    I'll talk to Gyao-chan
    and win his trust, sir.
[18:26] ---
    Gyao-chan, please calm down
    and listen to me, sir!
[18:36] ---
    Gyao-chan!
[18:55] ---
    Gyao-chan...
[18:57] ---
    I'm sure you remember how much I cared...
[19:00] ---
    Gero?
[19:04] ---
    You jerk!
[19:06] ---
    You are no longer my friend!
[19:11] ---
    Hey, Kululu.
[19:12] ---
    Can't you use a time machine to
    send him back to prehistoric times?
[19:16] ---
    Even though I'm a genius, making
    a time machine is out of my depth.
[19:21] ---
    No, not again.
[19:23] ---
    The "If we lived twice" Gun...?!
SIGN    Fantastic bit of luck #1
[19:25] ---
    A fantastic bit of luck.
[19:26] ---
    Sis, you can make Gyao-chan smaller.
[19:29] ---
    For sure! I'll turn him back into an egg!
SIGN    Fantastic bit of luck #2
[19:35] ---
    Another fantastic bit of luck.
[19:41] ---
    Right here, right now,
    a miracle has just taken place.
[19:44] ---
    Right at that moment,
    the alignment of the planets,
[19:46] ---
    which only happens
    every 1,000 years, took place.
SIGN    Fantastic bit of luck #3
[19:53] ---
    Due to the planetary alignment,
[19:54] ---
    Earth's magnetic fields
    are slightly distorted,
[19:58] ---
    causing a warped imaginary space
    inside the black hole.
SIGN    Fantastic bit of luck #4
[20:01] ---
    On top of that,
[20:03] ---
    the antenna of Keroro's
    treasured Char's Gelgoog
[20:07] ---
    is by chance pointing exactly
    north-northwest.
SIGN    West
SIGN    East
SIGN    North
SIGN    South
[20:14] ---
    It's way too complicated to explain.
[20:16] ---
    Suffice to say that due to the angle
    and the mumbo-jumbo and all...
[20:20] ---
    What's that?
[20:21] ---
    Somehow, a time tunnel appeared.
SIGN    Product of Coincidence
[20:28] ---
    Huh? How could that have happened?
[20:30] ---
    Beats me. But it's there.
[20:41] ---
    Huh?
[20:47] ---
    Gyao-chan!
[20:49] ---
    Gyao-chan...
[20:58] ---
    Gyao-chan!
[21:11] ---
    Gyao-chan...
[21:13] ---
    I just hope you got back safely
    to the Jurassic era, sir.
[21:16] ---
    I hope so, too.
[21:19] ---
    Scientists still can't explain
SIGN    Dinosaur fossils found in Oku Tokyo City
[21:21] ---
    how a Gundam model was found
    together with dinosaur fossils...
[21:25] ---
    Kero?
SIGN    A Modern-day Mystery Prehistoric Gundam Plastic Model Found
[21:29] ---
    It seems he managed to get back safely.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    Natsumi here.
[23:07] ---
    Christmas decorations have
    been going up, here and there.
[23:10] ---
    Christmas trees are up in our
    neighborhood shopping arcade,
[23:14] ---
    which reminds me
    that Christmas is near.
[23:16] ---
    But it looks like there won't
    be any romance this year for me.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that! Next episode,
[23:20] ---
    there will be a battle between
    the Red Ogre and Super Natsumi.
[23:23] ---
    "Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    "Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E38 - Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir! / Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    The star of this episode is Natsumi-chan.
[01:34] ---
    What kind of story will she show...
[01:36] ---
    W-What the...? Seriously?!
SIGN    Surprise Hidden Camera
[01:39] ---
    Ta-da! Surprised?
[01:41] ---
    More like kinda disappointed, actually.
[01:44] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[01:48] ---
    Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!
[01:54] ---
    I want to thank all of you for
[01:56] ---
    your cooperation in making this program.
[01:59] ---
    I really appreciate it.
SIGN    Teleproducian
[02:02] ---
    He's a friendly alien from Teleproducia.
[02:05] ---
    He's a very powerful and influential figure
[02:07] ---
    who makes decisions on
    intergalactic TV programs.
[02:10] ---
    I sure hope you're familiar with my programs.
[02:13] ---
    Who wouldn't be?
[02:15] ---
    I know Surprise Hidden Camera
     is very popular.
[02:17] ---
    Or, like, highly rated?
[02:19] ---
    I love the targets' reactions
[02:21] ---
    when they learn it was just a prank.
     Their faces are priceless.
[02:24] ---
    I am a big fan, too!
[02:26] ---
    I assure you that you have
[02:27] ---
    the full cooperation of the Keroro Platoon, sir.
[02:30] ---
    How have you guys been?
[02:32] ---
    Were you able to build what I asked for?
[02:34] ---
    Of course, Sumomo-chan.
[02:36] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:37] ---
    Okay...
[02:45] ---
    Here's the Pekoponian suit
    in the form of Lady Natsumi.
[02:48] ---
    It may look like Natsumi,
[02:50] ---
    but it functions exactly like an army suit.
[02:54] ---
    That's perfect.
[02:56] ---
    I'm looking forward to filming the show.
SIGN    Surprise Hidden Camera
[02:58] ---
    Sumomo-chan as a Pekoponian girl...
[03:00] ---
    It'll be a big hit.
[03:04] ---
    And our clueless target
[03:06] ---
    must be roasting a sweet potato or something.
[03:10] ---
    It's really cold in the morning.
[03:11] ---
    And they say it'll even get colder
[03:13] ---
    here on Pekopon as the days pass.
[03:16] ---
    Camera 3, okay.
[03:17] ---
    Camera 2, okay.
[03:19] ---
    Camera 1, okay.
[03:21] ---
    Roger.
[03:24] ---
    Sumomo-chan, are you ready?
[03:28] ---
    This is Sumomo.
[03:29] ---
    The suit working perfectly.
    Standby, okay.
[03:33] ---
    Dimension generator, systems all green.
[03:36] ---
    Or, like, super ready?
[03:40] ---
    Hyperspace tunnel, generated.
[03:42] ---
    Coordinates locked straight on Giroro-san's tent.
[03:47] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
     Go ahead whenever you're ready!
[03:50] ---
    Okay.
[03:51] ---
    Sumomo is on her way!
[04:04] ---
    What was that?
[04:15] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[04:17] ---
    What are you doing in here?
[04:23] ---
    Oh, hi, Giroro.
[04:25] ---
    Oh no... I must've overslept.
[04:28] ---
    I'll go and make you breakfast now, okay?
[04:31] ---
    Impossible. This can't be happening.
    Cool your head, Giroro.
[04:36] ---
    A soldier must always remain calm,
     no matter what!
[04:39] ---
    No matter...
[04:41] ---
    How did I get here?
[04:42] ---
    You must've been daydreaming.
[04:44] ---
    This won't take long, okay?
[04:47] ---
    A hybrid of bonito flakes and anchovies
    is really the only way to make dashi stock.
[04:50] ---
    Don't be fooled, Giroro.
SIGN    Surprise Hidden...
[04:55] ---
    I-Is it time for me to go in?
[04:57] ---
    No. It's still too early, Tamama-kun.
[04:59] ---
    I want to make Giroro fall for it completely.
[05:03] ---
    I cannot wait much longer!
[05:05] ---
    Hope you didn't mind waiting.
[05:07] ---
    Eat all you want.
[05:09] ---
    I'm not falling for this...
    I refuse to take one bite...
[05:12] ---
    A soldier must always be vigilant,
     no matter what the threat.
[05:17] ---
    I'm not falling for an obvious trap...
[05:20] ---
    Yes, he fell for it.
[05:25] ---
    I'm stuffed...
[05:27] ---
    I'm so glad you ate everything I cooked.
[05:30] ---
    What's that, Giroro?
[05:32] ---
    There's a grain of rice on your cheek.
[05:35] ---
    There. I took care of it.
SIGN    Ohhh...
[05:39] ---
    Whoa!
[05:42] ---
    I gotta... I gotta...
[05:47] ---
    Private Tamama, now!
[05:49] ---
    Roger!
[05:50] ---
    I gotta...
[05:51] ---
    Or, like, goodbye restraint?
SIGN    Surprise Hidden...
[05:54] ---
    Stop right there!
[05:56] ---
    I gotta...
[05:58] ---
    ...exercise to digest my food.
[06:01] ---
    Hello there!
     It's the Surprise Hidden Camera...
[06:05] ---
    He's a tough nut to crack.
[06:09] ---
    Giroro!
[06:11] ---
    Giroro...
[06:12] ---
    The knot behind me has come undone.
[06:14] ---
    Could you tie it for me?
[06:19] ---
    I...
[06:20] ---
    I...
[06:22] ---
    I think I need a little more exercise
    to settle things a bit...
[06:28] ---
    Giroro!
[06:32] ---
    That's a real healthy sweat.
[06:33] ---
    Since you're already done eating,
    would you like a hot bath?
SIGN    Ohhh...
[06:37] ---
    We got him!
[06:39] ---
    Would... you... like...
[06:43] ---
    ...a hot... bath?
[06:47] ---
    I gotta... I gotta...
[06:51] ---
    ...clean my weapons
     to keep them in condition.
[06:53] ---
    Oh no! My sniper rifle
    needs some grease.
[06:56] ---
    How about the maintenance schedule
    of my guided missiles?
[06:58] ---
    They seem to be still okay.
    What else...
[07:01] ---
    Oh, I've got to get my custom-made
    barrel's bedding done, too.
[07:03] ---
    And I need to make some
    repairs on this one and that one...
[07:06] ---
    Hey, you!
[07:08] ---
    I've been trying my best all this time,
[07:10] ---
    and look how you're treating me!
[07:11] ---
    No, Natsumi. That's not a toy.
[07:13] ---
    Now is the perfect time...
[07:15] ---
    ...to change the program to a
    surprise high-tech weapon battle!
[07:20] ---
    Take that! And that!
[07:21] ---
    The kitchen!
[07:22] ---
    Oh no.
[07:23] ---
    Lady Natsumi will kill me for sure, sir!
[07:27] ---
    Stop right there!
[07:33] ---
    Stop it, Natsumi!
[07:36] ---
    You give me no choice!
[07:42] ---
    You're ruining my show!
[07:49] ---
    Wait!
[07:50] ---
    W-What the...?!
[07:56] ---
    O-Oh no.
[07:56] ---
    W-What the heck's going on?
[07:58] ---
    Who was that dressed up like that?
[08:00] ---
    Other people might think
    that's actually me out there!
[08:03] ---
    You have to talk to Sumomo-chan,
     inside the suit.
[08:06] ---
    Take me to the ground right now, Tamama.
[08:08] ---
    Okay!
[08:10] ---
    I'll have to do this by myself.
[08:14] ---
    Hey, Kululu. What the heck is this?
[08:17] ---
    For your protection.
[08:26] ---
    Do you think you can get away?
[08:29] ---
    C'mon, let's make things more interesting.
[08:32] ---
    Stop right there!
[08:34] ---
    What?
[08:35] ---
    This has gone too far!
[08:37] ---
    Natsumi!
[08:38] ---
    Back off!
[08:39] ---
    Enough, Sumomo-chan!
    Stop all this embarrassment!
[08:41] ---
    This isn't embarrassing at all.
[08:43] ---
    It's embarrassing to me!
[08:44] ---
    It's just a job to me!
[08:49] ---
    Natsumi!
[08:50] ---
    We're not done yet.
[08:51] ---
    C'mon! Stop that!
[08:55] ---
    Your protective choker
    will activate anytime now.
[08:57] ---
    Huh?
[09:22] ---
    So it's you, Sumomo-chan.
[09:23] ---
    Oh, well. If you've found out, that's that.
[09:25] ---
    We might as well make things flashy!
[09:44] ---
    I've got you now!
[09:46] ---
    Let go of me!
[09:55] ---
    Is Sumomo-chan really in here?
[10:03] ---
    You look the other way.
[10:04] ---
    This sure feels strange...
[10:10] ---
    Sumomo-chan...
[10:11] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
[10:13] ---
    You can't be dead!
[10:15] ---
    A tragedy like this was
    never in the script!
[10:21] ---
    H-Hi, everyone.
[10:23] ---
    She's alive again.
[10:25] ---
    What's the meaning of this,
    Sumomo-chan?
SIGN    Surprise Hidden Camera
[10:27] ---
    S-Surprise Hidden Camera!
[10:29] ---
    Don't play coy!
[10:34] ---
    Well, I gotta go now.
    Hope you'll like the show.
[10:38] ---
    Huh? What show?
[10:39] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[10:43] ---
    Natsumi-san,
    that was a great performance!
[10:46] ---
    The title will be:
[10:47] ---
    "The Pekopon Female Soldier
    Natsumi versus Natsumi."
[10:51] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
    I've heard nothing about this!
[10:54] ---
    Sumomo-chan! See you again!
[11:01] ---
    Why... you... stupid... frog...
[11:05] ---
    Gero?
[11:05] ---
    You dumbo!
[11:06] ---
    I won't let you get away with this!
[11:08] ---
    I'll never forgive!
[11:11] ---
    Make sure your pranks don't go overboard, okay?
[11:23] ---
    And so, Sumomo-chan created
    a commotion and left.
[11:26] ---
    On the other hand, Natsumi-chan still has...
[11:29] ---
    So you can't take that off.
[11:30] ---
    No one knows the password to unlock it.
[11:34] ---
    Don't worry. That transformation choker
    looks good on you, ma'am.
[11:38] ---
    I don't wanna wear this to school!
[11:41] ---
    The password is classified
    top-secret by HQ,
[11:45] ---
    and they need some time
    to process all the documents.
[11:48] ---
    What are you up to this time?
[11:50] ---
    Why would you think
    I'm up to something?
[11:53] ---
    Because it's written all over your face!
[11:58] ---
    When Natsumi gets upset,
    she transforms into Powered Natsumi.
[12:04] ---
    Noooo!
[12:09] ---
    Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
[12:15] ---
    Why, you...
[12:16] ---
    Take it easy, Sis.
[12:20] ---
    Powered Natsumi needs to calm down
    in order to return to normal.
[12:25] ---
    Settle down, settle down...
[12:28] ---
    However...
SIGN    Combat
[12:30] ---
    Combat!
[12:32] ---
    Also, attack!
SIGN    Attack
[12:35] ---
    The suit responds to voice commands.
[12:40] ---
    So be careful, ma'am.
[12:42] ---
    You're gonna be late.
[12:43] ---
    You'd better find out what the
    password is before I get back.
[12:48] ---
    Actually, I already know the password.
[12:52] ---
    But do you think it's safe to let
    Natchi be powered up like that?
[12:56] ---
    You don't get it, Private Tamama.
SIGN    Confidence
[12:59] ---
    Wow, I can see the confidence in you.
[13:01] ---
    It's faint, though.
[13:02] ---
    Listen. The suit was
    developed by the Keron army.
[13:06] ---
    That means whoever wears the suit
[13:08] ---
    automatically belongs to the
    Keron army.
[13:10] ---
    In other words, Lady Natsumi is She,
    the ultimate weapon that we possess.
SIGN    She, the Ultimate Weapon
[13:16] ---
    With Lady Natsumi on our side,
[13:18] ---
    I am certain our conquest
    of Pekopon will be clear sailing.
[13:22] ---
    That's so clever, Mr. Sergeant!
[13:24] ---
    Or, like, passing the buck?
[13:26] ---
    But I don't know if Corporal Giroro
    will go along with this plan...
SIGN    How dare you guys do this to Natsumi?
[13:30] ---
    No problem.
[13:31] ---
    There's no way he can resist
[13:33] ---
    when he sees Lady Natsumi on our side.
[13:35] ---
    It's a perfect plan, sir.
SIGN    Theme The Japanese Market and the World Economy
[13:40] ---
    The relationship between a union
    and management can be testy.
[13:43] ---
    Stay calm, stay calm...
[13:45] ---
    Sometimes, negotiations
    lead to unavoidable deadlocks.
[13:48] ---
    What do labor unions
    sometimes do when this happens?
[13:50] ---
    Hinata-san.
[13:52] ---
    Um... they go on strike.
SIGN    Strike
[13:54] ---
    Strike...?
[13:56] ---
    Strike?!
SIGN    Battle
[13:58] ---
    I... uh...
[14:00] ---
    I need to go to the ladies' room right now!
[14:05] ---
    That was close...
[14:09] ---
    P.E. class...
[14:11] ---
    Natsumi...
[14:12] ---
    You're acting kinda strange today.
[14:15] ---
    Huh? Nothing's wrong with me.
[14:17] ---
    Nothing at all...
[14:18] ---
    Hinata-san, you're the lead-off hitter.
SIGN    Hit
[14:21] ---
    Lead-off hitter...
SIGN    Battle
[14:23] ---
    Red team is the offense.
SIGN    Offense
[14:26] ---
    Hold on to these, will you?
    Sorry, but I'm not feeling well!
[14:30] ---
    She's not feeling well...?
[14:32] ---
    Maybe I have no choice...
[14:35] ---
    ...but to go home today.
[14:42] ---
    I'll be in big trouble
    if someone sees me like this.
[14:45] ---
    I need to go home.
SIGN    What??
[14:46] ---
    What?!
[14:47] ---
    This is all that stupid frog's fault!
[14:55] ---
    We'll soon be above the school.
[14:56] ---
    She's probably changed into
    Powered Lady Natsumi by now.
[15:01] ---
    High energy source inbound.
    It's Natsumi-san.
[15:04] ---
    Right on cue!
[15:06] ---
    Then let's get going!
[15:07] ---
    This time he'll pay
    for what he did to me!
[15:10] ---
    You're gonna help us
    conquer Pekopon, ma'am!
[15:17] ---
    Conquer... Pekopon...
[15:23] ---
    Hey. Where is that transport craft headed?
[15:26] ---
    Giroro-senpai, I was just about
    to call you. Look at that.
[15:30] ---
    Natsumi!
[15:33] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[15:35] ---
    Welcome to the Keroro Platoon.
[15:43] ---
    I... I have a bad feeling about this...
[15:47] ---
    Just a min...
[15:52] ---
    Why?!
[15:55] ---
    Instant defeat.
[15:58] ---
    The Berserker system must have activated.
[16:01] ---
    What did you say?
[16:02] ---
    All my inventions are weapons
    designed to complete an invasion.
[16:07] ---
    Don't look at me like that.
[16:08] ---
    What if I told you I'm gonna
    let you use this armor?
[16:13] ---
    She's indestructible.
[16:15] ---
    Are you all right?
[16:17] ---
    She's supposed to be on our side.
[16:19] ---
    Sorry. I botched this one.
[16:22] ---
    It seems she now regards
    all Keronians as hostile.
[16:26] ---
    Right now, even a missile
    can't leave a scratch on her.
[16:32] ---
    The only way out is to release her
     using the password, but...
[16:44] ---
    ...it's impossible to go near her.
[16:46] ---
    What if we just let her know the password?
[16:49] ---
    How? She's not herself any more.
[16:53] ---
    I think they need my help.
[16:56] ---
    It was soooooo scary!
[17:06] ---
    This is Giroro.
[17:07] ---
    I'm moving out in a heavy
    armored suit. I'll try to stop her.
[17:11] ---
    I want you guys to lead her back here.
[17:13] ---
    Got it, but hurry, because...
[17:15] ---
    I'll send you the password while I can.
[17:22] ---
    You want me to input this?!
[17:25] ---
    Plus, you have to input it by voice.
[17:28] ---
    How did it come to this?
[17:35] ---
    I've got to lure Lady Natsumi somehow.
[17:38] ---
    Wow, 623's selling some
    instant dumplings over there!
[17:44] ---
    You've gotta check it out!
[17:47] ---
    I failed!
[17:48] ---
    I will have to become a demon
    in order to save Natchi.
[17:51] ---
    Please forgive me, Natchi!
[17:54] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[17:57] ---
    No way!
[18:00] ---
    Please! Spare me!
[18:04] ---
    Come this way, Lady Natsumi.
[18:10] ---
    Natsumi, we're going home,
    and you're coming with me!
[18:25] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi?
    Is that all you've got?
[18:47] ---
    You have to whisper the password
    into her ear, or it won't work.
[18:50] ---
    I'm aware of that.
[18:53] ---
    Of course.
[18:59] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:17] ---
    That was fantastic, Natsumi.
[19:20] ---
    So here's your reward!
[19:28] ---
    This is it. The password.
[19:31] ---
    Natsumi, my love. Kiss me
    tender and... hold me tights, forever.
[19:41] ---
    It didn't work.
[19:43] ---
    Try again.
[19:43] ---
    What?!
[19:46] ---
    N-Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender. And...
[19:50] ---
    Hold me tight.
[19:52] ---
    Forever. Forever. Forever.
[20:07] ---
    Natsumi! Hey!
[20:19] ---
    W-What the... Giroro?
[20:22] ---
    It came undone.
[20:24] ---
    Hey, your appetite saved you.
[20:26] ---
    My appetite?
[20:29] ---
    W-Why am I holding
    this baked sweet potato?
[20:31] ---
    Who knows...?
[20:33] ---
    I don't know exactly what
    happened just now, but...
[20:37] ---
    But I distinctly remember
    the smell of a sweet potato.
[20:40] ---
    Giroro... did you save me?
[20:44] ---
    As a soldier, I only carried out my duty.
[20:50] ---
    But still, thank you.
[20:53] ---
    Well, isn't this a happy ending?
[20:55] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog.
[20:56] ---
    Natchi.
[20:58] ---
    Tamama.
[20:59] ---
    Senpai, thanks for delivering
    the password so emotionally.
[21:02] ---
    Giro!
[21:03] ---
    That was such a touching password, wasn't it?
[21:05] ---
    Nobody says stuff like that these days.
[21:07] ---
    A real knight in shining armor.
[21:10] ---
    So what was the password, anyway?
[21:12] ---
    Giro!
[21:12] ---
    How about an encore?
[21:15] ---
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[21:17] ---
    Oh, c'mon. Just tell me.
[21:18] ---
    I can't...
[21:19] ---
    How about I say it for you?
[21:21] ---
    What?
[21:21] ---
    This is gonna be great!
[21:23] ---
    How about I blow up
    that big mouth of yours?!
[21:27] ---
    Corporal Giroro finally reveals
    his true feelings.
[21:30] ---
    Let's rewind that part and watch it again.
[21:33] ---
    Don't you dare!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    Hi, this is Mois.
[23:08] ---
    As the end of the year draws near,
[23:10] ---
    we remember all sorts of things
    that have happened this year.
[23:12] ---
    Also, I intend to do my best
    to destroy Pekopon next year.
[23:15] ---
    Or, like, never falter?
[23:17] ---
    Year-end bargains? Tax adjustments?
    New Year's party?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
     In the next episode
[23:21] ---
    we'll launch a campaign
    to receive gifts from Santa-san.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Taking Charge of
    Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E39 - Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir! / Keroro: Taking Charge of Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Christmas.
[01:34] ---
    A day that kids all over
    the world look forward to.
[01:37] ---
    One of the biggest events of the year.
[01:41] ---
    Over here at the Hinata residence,
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[01:42] ---
    there is also one Keronian
    who can hardly wait.
[01:47] ---
    Although... he sees it
    in a totally different way.
[01:51] ---
    This is the perfect chance
    to conquer Pekopon!
SIGN    Conquest of Pekopon
[01:57] ---
    Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!
[02:02] ---
    Christmas, you say?
[02:04] ---
    That's right.
[02:05] ---
    My research indicates that
    Pekoponians are most vulnerable
[02:08] ---
    to attack during the Christmas season,
    because they go crazy about it.
[02:12] ---
    So let's take advantage of it.
[02:14] ---
    This is our perfect opportunity to...
SIGN    Scoop
[02:16] ---
    Scoop! Pekopon up and make it ours.
[02:19] ---
    I see...
[02:21] ---
    But what are you really up to?
[02:23] ---
    If we conquer Pekopon,
    I'm sure HQ will issue a big bonus.
SIGN    Bonus
[02:27] ---
    A lot of cool Gundam models
    come out at the end of the year.
SIGN    Gundam Models
[02:31] ---
    On top of that, there'll be
    20-30% discounts all over the place.
SIGN    Bargain
SIGN    I knew it.
[02:36] ---
    I knew you had something else in mind.
[02:38] ---
    Still, I have no objections
    to conquering Pekopon.
[02:43] ---
    Exploiting the enemy's weakness...
    I don't dislike the idea.
[02:47] ---
    Then I guess we all agree to my plan...
[02:50] ---
    Just wait a minute.
[02:52] ---
    I shall not involve myself
[02:53] ---
    in any plan that could ruin
    the happiness of children.
[02:58] ---
    Therefore, I must depart.
[03:02] ---
    Who does he think he is?
[03:03] ---
    Hey, Mr. Sergeant!
[03:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant,
[03:06] ---
    I regret to say I cannot
     go along with your plan, either.
[03:10] ---
    If I take part in your dastardly plan,
[03:12] ---
    I will not be able to receive
    any presents from Santa Claus.
[03:15] ---
    S-Sunta Close?
SIGN    Sunta Close?
SIGN    This is wrong
[03:18] ---
    Who in the world is that?
[03:20] ---
    Santa Claus only gives presents
    to kids who have been good.
[03:24] ---
    And that's my reason, Mr. Sergeant.
    Hope you understand.
[03:27] ---
    Hey, Tamama!
[03:28] ---
    We won't tell this Santa Claus
    anything about the plan!
[03:31] ---
    Santa Claus knows everything.
[03:34] ---
    He won't give you a present
    unless you've been good.
[03:38] ---
    I can't believe what I'm hearing.
[03:41] ---
    Santa Claus...
[03:42] ---
    Presents...
[03:44] ---
    Christmas sure raises a lot of questions.
[03:47] ---
    Let's find out more about this adversary.
[03:50] ---
    All right, men!
[03:51] ---
    Go find out everything
    there is to know about Christmas!
[03:54] ---
    Roger!
[03:55] ---
    Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
[03:57] ---
    Sounds like a devious character.
[03:59] ---
    He could be an alien
    trying to conquer Pekopon
[04:02] ---
    by gaining the people's confidence.
SIGN    That's you.
[04:05] ---
    That's you.
[04:10] ---
    In the meantime,
[04:12] ---
    I might as well surf the net
    for information about Christmas.
[04:16] ---
    I'm gonna dive into the
    information super ocean
[04:17] ---
    to find out everything I need to know!
SIGN    Results of about 15,800,000 sites...
[04:25] ---
    That's too much stuff.
[04:27] ---
    Huh? Christmas?
[04:29] ---
    That's right. Just tell me
    whatever you know about it.
[04:33] ---
    Let's see... I guess you could say
    it's basically a day for lovers.
[04:37] ---
    F-For lovers?
[04:39] ---
    It's kinda romantic.
[04:41] ---
    You can also give presents
    to people you like.
[04:42] ---
    It's a chance to get to know them better.
[04:45] ---
    P-People you like...
[04:47] ---
    Sometimes I wish I were a
    little bit more open with my feelings.
[04:51] ---
    But why are you asking me, anyway?
[04:55] ---
    Huh? Giroro?
[04:58] ---
    C-Christmas...
[05:00] ---
    L-Lovers...
[05:02] ---
    A present from Santa Claus...
[05:06] ---
    Red-nosed reindeer...
[05:10] ---
    Jingle bells...
SIGN    Christmas Special 1
[05:12] ---
    Stockings on the wall...
[05:15] ---
    Why, Christmas seems very nice.
[05:21] ---
    I was almost completely taken in
    by the magic of Christmas.
[05:24] ---
    But nothing will stop me
    from conquering Pekopon.
SIGN    In a daze
[05:31] ---
    Christ... mas...
[05:34] ---
    Giroro!
[05:35] ---
    We're now about to conquer Pekopon.
[05:38] ---
    Natsumi...
[05:40] ---
    Lovers...
[05:41] ---
    Giroro?
[05:42] ---
    Get to know better...
[05:45] ---
    Giroro!
[05:46] ---
    No, you don’t!
[05:47] ---
    Oh, it's just you. You startled me.
[05:50] ---
    I'm the one who's shocked.
[05:52] ---
    So, were you able to find out anything?
[05:55] ---
    Well, I did some research on the subject.
[05:57] ---
    I'm getting more and more
    reluctant about this plan.
[06:01] ---
    Instead of taking such
    stopgap measures,
[06:03] ---
    I'm sure there'll be many other
    opportunities to conquer them.
[06:05] ---
    Oh, c'mon!
[06:06] ---
    This is the best time to buy
    all kinds of Gundam models!
[06:08] ---
    I don't care.
[06:10] ---
    You can count me out.
[06:14] ---
    Corporal Giroro, crossed out.
[06:21] ---
    What?! Kululu!
[06:23] ---
    What do you mean, you quit? Why?
[06:28] ---
    Hi, Kulu-chan.
[06:30] ---
    I've managed to take a day off today.
[06:32] ---
    I'm thinking of having
    a Christmas party here tonight.
[06:35] ---
    You'll come, won't you?
[06:40] ---
    You know, Hinata Aki can be
    a valuable asset.
[06:43] ---
    We'd be wise not to go against her.
[06:46] ---
    But what about my bonus?
    My Gundam models?!
[06:49] ---
    You might as well give up.
[06:52] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu dropped out.
[06:59] ---
    That leaves only me to
    conquer Pekopon all by myself...
SIGN    Impossible
[07:02] ---
    It's impossible!
SIGN    Bonus
[07:04] ---
    Which means
[07:05] ---
    my bonus will be gone!
[07:07] ---
    Gundam model kits! Gundam model kits!
[07:10] ---
    Come back!
[07:17] ---
    Isn't Santa Claus supposed to give presents?
[07:23] ---
    Santa Claus!
[07:25] ---
    You may be my last hope, sir.
[07:29] ---
    Master Fuyuki. Tell me
    where I can find Santa Claus.
[07:32] ---
    Santa Claus?
[07:33] ---
    I need to know right now.
[07:35] ---
    Some people say he's in Greenland.
[07:37] ---
    They say that Santa Claus has a home there.
[07:40] ---
    Sounds good.
[07:41] ---
    Master Fuyuki, I'm much obliged.
     Greenland, right.
[07:44] ---
    Also, there's a small village
    in Lapland
[07:47] ---
    which is famous for having
    Santa Claus's house.
[07:49] ---
    There you can see Santa Claus's room,
     and you'll also have
[07:52] ---
    a chance to meet him coming down
    from the Korvatunturi fell.
[07:56] ---
    Got it, sir.
[07:57] ---
    There's more.
[07:58] ---
    Gero!
[07:59] ---
    There's more?
[08:00] ---
    There's a Swedish city called Mora
[08:02] ---
    where they say Santa Claus
    is one of the residents.
[08:04] ---
    And there's also a place in Norway,
     and there's Hiroo in Hokkaido.
[08:09] ---
    Plus Iceland and Finland...
[08:09] ---
    That's enough!
[08:10] ---
    Santa Claus! Where are you?
SIGN    Gundam MS Series
[08:13] ---
    Santa Claus!
[08:14] ---
    Santa Claus?
[08:15] ---
    Santa Claus!
[08:17] ---
    Santa Claus! Santa Claus!
    Santa Claus? Santa Claus!
[08:21] ---
    Santa Claus, where are you?
[08:24] ---
    Santa Claus knows everything.
[08:26] ---
    Santa Claus only gives presents
    to kids who have been good.
[08:30] ---
    Oh no...
[08:32] ---
    Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
[08:34] ---
    Sounds like a devious character.
[08:36] ---
    He could be an alien trying
    to conquer Pekopon.
[08:40] ---
    Bad boy.
[08:41] ---
    Santa Claus knows everything.
[08:49] ---
    It can't be.
[08:49] ---
    Oh, Santa Claus! Please forgive me!
     I was so wrong!
SIGN    Christmas Sale
[08:58] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?
[09:01] ---
    556!
[09:03] ---
    And Lady Lavie!
SIGN    Christmas Cakes
[09:05] ---
    Why are you both dressed up like that?
[09:09] ---
    We're making a living by
    bringing smiles to all the children!
[09:12] ---
    We're working part-time.
[09:14] ---
    I want a cake.
[09:15] ---
    Oh! Well, here's a good boy!
[09:19] ---
    Merry Christmassed!
[09:21] ---
    M-Merry Christmas...
[09:23] ---
    Always keep on smiling!
[09:25] ---
    Big brother, isn't it great
    to make all these kids happy?
[09:28] ---
    Yeah! It feels great doing good to others!
[09:32] ---
    Doing good?
[09:34] ---
    Maybe if I help and
    do good deeds,
[09:36] ---
    I'll get a present
    from Santa Claus, too.
[09:39] ---
    556, I want to help bring smiles
     to the children's faces.
[09:44] ---
    Keroro! What an admirable guy!
[09:46] ---
    Okay!
[09:48] ---
    Today, we'll be working on the same team!
[09:50] ---
    We are
[09:51] ---
    two allies bound by the
    chains of true friendship!
[09:55] ---
    556!
[09:56] ---
    Keroro!
[09:57] ---
    Just one thing.
[09:58] ---
    I hope you understand that a friend
    shouldn't ask to be paid.
[10:04] ---
    Thank you for helping us.
[10:05] ---
    This is unexpectedly heavy.
[10:07] ---
    You can do it, Keroro!
[10:09] ---
    Your time limit is 30 minutes!
[10:11] ---
    Roger, sir!
[10:12] ---
    This is really hard.
[10:17] ---
    I'm back.
[10:19] ---
    Hey, good job!
[10:20] ---
    We've already prepared
    your next batch of deliveries!
[10:24] ---
    Get going! The kids are counting on you!
[10:26] ---
    Roger, sir!
[10:30] ---
    Merry Christmas.
[10:32] ---
    I am going to eat!
[10:35] ---
    Mm. Delicious.
[10:41] ---
    Cheers.
[10:42] ---
    Cheers.
[10:44] ---
    I wonder where Sarge went off to...
[10:49] ---
    Yes?
[10:50] ---
    Wow! It's Santa Claus!
[10:52] ---
    Wow!
[10:53] ---
    M-Merry Christmas, sir.
[10:59] ---
    Thank you very much, Froggy Santa Claus!
[11:01] ---
    Gero?
[11:02] ---
    Oh, don't mention it, sir!
[11:07] ---
    And so, this was how Sergeant Keroro
    spent his Christmas Eve.
[11:11] ---
    Good work.
[11:12] ---
    Great job, Keroro!
[11:14] ---
    Thank you very much!
[11:20] ---
    Huh? Sarge!
[11:21] ---
    Stupid frog!
[11:22] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:23] ---
    You just missed a great party.
[11:25] ---
    We set aside a piece of cake
    for you, Kero-chan.
[11:29] ---
    I've had enough of cake, ma'am.
[11:32] ---
    I just want to sleep like a log.
[11:46] ---
    Here we go.
[11:53] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[11:56] ---
    My gift to everyone.
[12:13] ---
    Santa Claus...
[12:15] ---
    I have been a good boy...
[12:29] ---
    Santa Claus...
[12:32] ---
    I've really... tried my best, sir.
[12:39] ---
    Santa Claus...
[12:41] ---
    Looks like Santa Claus has been
    watching Sergeant Keroro, after all.
[12:46] ---
    All you kids out there,
    remember to always be good, okay?
[13:03] ---
    General house cleaning is a major event
    where adults grumble, saying,
SIGN    12/28 - Mom's last day of work 12/29 - General House Cleaning 12/30 - Postponed 12/31 - No more putting off. Do it!
[13:07] ---
    "This's so tiring. I should have
    cleaned my place more regularly."
[13:11] ---
    But it's too late to regret.
[13:14] ---
    However, at the Hinata residence,
[13:16] ---
    there's a Keronian who's been looking forward
     to this event for a long time.
SIGN    Site Supervisor
    Sergeant Keroro
[13:24] ---
    The site supervisor, Sergeant Keroro.
[13:31] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, cleaning enforcer.
SIGN    Fully Equipped
[13:33] ---
    I, Sergeant Keroro, am duly authorized
    to enforce cleaning operations.
SIGN    Enforcer
[13:37] ---
    I hereby sentence all dirt and dust
    to be banished for eternity!
[13:41] ---
    Wait a minute!
[13:42] ---
    Why do I have to help
    Pekoponians clean their house?
[13:46] ---
    And to be bossed around by
    someone like you is unbearable!
[13:49] ---
    Shut up, crybaby.
[13:51] ---
    Cleaning is my area of expertise.
[13:53] ---
    I will not tolerate defiance.
[13:55] ---
    You are nothing
    but a lion with a collar on.
[14:00] ---
    Ridiculous! I'm not putting up with this!
[14:02] ---
    Just a second.
[14:04] ---
    Do you think you can choose?
    Aren't you a freeloader?
SIGN    Freeloader
[14:09] ---
    A... freeloader...
[14:13] ---
    It's settled, then.
[14:15] ---
    Everybody, get to your stations
    and follow my orders.
[14:18] ---
    Okay, get going!
[14:20] ---
    Roger!
[14:23] ---
    Keroro: Taking Charge of
    Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
[14:32] ---
    It sure is hard to get rid of
    all these water stains.
[14:36] ---
    Maybe if I use more cleaner...
[14:39] ---
    You're dead wrong!
[14:44] ---
    This is a radar that can
    detect cleaning mistakes: Tattler-kun.
SIGN    Tattler-kun
[14:47] ---
    Patent pending...
[14:50] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:51] ---
    You can't use powdered
    detergent on glass surfaces.
[14:55] ---
    You'll only scratch it all over.
[14:56] ---
    Use some old newspaper to polish it.
[15:01] ---
    The ink on the newspaper
    acts like a waxing agent, ma'am.
[15:05] ---
    Wow, it does work!
[15:11] ---
    Somebody else is cleaning the wrong way!
[15:15] ---
    Cleaning can be fun, if I only
    have to do it once in a while.
[15:18] ---
    I guess I'm a failure as a mother.
[15:23] ---
    What the...?
[15:25] ---
    Madam... that's no good.
[15:27] ---
    Kero-chan...?
[15:29] ---
    I'm afraid you don't seem to know
    the basics of housecleaning.
[15:33] ---
    What am I doing wrong?
[15:35] ---
    Why don't you try this... mademoiselle?
[15:39] ---
    Hey. That's a...
[15:42] ---
    A broom?
[15:44] ---
    It really looks good on you.
[15:46] ---
    Tres bien, mademoiselle.
[15:48] ---
    But... this isn't very efficient.
[15:52] ---
    You'll be surprised.
[15:53] ---
    Try sweeping this magic dust
    off the floor.
[15:56] ---
    Wow! It's gathering all the dust so easily!
[16:00] ---
    This magic dust is just dried-up tea leaves.
[16:03] ---
    Just don't forget to wipe
    with a dry cloth afterwards.
[16:06] ---
    The tatami mat is Japan's heart.
    It's the face of a family.
[16:11] ---
    I never realized I had
    so many books in here.
[16:15] ---
    I still haven't read this one.
[16:17] ---
    I bet I'll still enjoy this one
    if I read it again.
[16:21] ---
    That's exactly how you ended up
[16:24] ---
    with so many books in the first place.
[16:26] ---
    I guess you're right...
[16:29] ---
    But, Sarge! These are
    the books I still want to read!
[16:34] ---
    And... these are for safekeeping!
[16:35] ---
    And those are book collections
    I bought at a bazaar!
[16:38] ---
    Why are you doing this?
[16:39] ---
    What if I suddenly get the urge
    to read those books?
SIGN    The Courage to Let Go
[16:42] ---
    Learn to let go!
[16:43] ---
    I understand... it's not easy
    to throw away old books.
[16:46] ---
    So they take up all the space you have.
[16:49] ---
    That's true...
[16:50] ---
    But think.
[16:50] ---
    If you allow that, you may be
    missing out on many new ones.
SIGN    The Courage to Let Go
[16:56] ---
    Learn to let go.
[16:57] ---
    Let go. Let go!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
     On Sale
    Now
[17:00] ---
    My bookshelves are too full.
    Maybe some other time...
[17:04] ---
    You'll meet someone new when
    you leave behind the past.
[17:07] ---
    That's what makes life so interesting.
[17:09] ---
    You're so right...
[17:12] ---
    Thank you, Sarge!
[17:13] ---
    I realize how important it is to let go!
[17:18] ---
    Good luck to your new meetings!
[17:20] ---
    Yeah.
[17:21] ---
    It must be very hard on you, too,
[17:23] ---
    throwing away all of your old Gundam models.
[17:26] ---
    That's an entirely different case.
[17:29] ---
    Huh?
[17:30] ---
    They're all being displayed
    with care in our secret base.
SIGN    The Courage to Let Go
[17:34] ---
    Why would I just throw them away?
[17:36] ---
    Um... Sarge?
[17:39] ---
    Lady Natsumi,
[17:41] ---
    when you brush dust off, you've
    got to do it from top to bottom,
[17:44] ---
    just like water
    running down the river.
[17:46] ---
    Start with the ceiling,
     then the lights.
[17:49] ---
    It has to be in the right order, ma'am.
[17:51] ---
    Roger.
[17:51] ---
    Hey, you. What the heck are you doing?
[17:53] ---
    Don't dump water in the hallway!
[17:56] ---
    This is how we do it in the army.
[17:58] ---
    You moron!
[17:59] ---
    You may let a cake go bad,
     but never the floor!
[18:04] ---
    And so, with the sergeant
    micromanaging everything,
[18:06] ---
    the housecleaning of the Hinata Residence
[18:07] ---
    progressed at a breakneck pace.
[18:11] ---
    Wow, this is totally
    different from last year.
[18:14] ---
    I hate to say this, but
    we owe it all to that frog.
[18:17] ---
    I guess he really knows how
    to take care of the house.
[18:21] ---
    But I lost so many things...
[18:24] ---
    Now we give ourselves a cleaning.
[18:26] ---
    I volunteer!
[18:27] ---
    I still have to clean the bath,
    but I'll use it first, too.
[18:30] ---
    Mois-chan, thanks for helping.
[18:33] ---
    You're welcome. I'm always
    involved in destroying things.
[18:36] ---
    It was a nice change,
    dusting off and wiping and all.
SIGN    Thud
[18:45] ---
    Even though wiping out a
    planet is no problem for me.
[18:48] ---
    Or, like, other viewpoints?
[18:50] ---
    She seems to be used to a grander scale.
[18:52] ---
    She is the Great Lord of Terror, after all.
[18:55] ---
    By the way,
    where are Kero-chan and Giro-chan?
[18:58] ---
    Huh? Maybe they're still at it.
[19:00] ---
    Didn't you listen?
[19:02] ---
    I've told you a hundred times,
[19:03] ---
    don't just burn everything!
[19:05] ---
    They're still at it.
[19:06] ---
    Nylons are noxious.
    Clothes should be recycled.
[19:09] ---
    Jeez, don't you know anything else
    besides playing with weapons?
[19:12] ---
    Shut up!
[19:13] ---
    Why should I worry about
    Pekopon's environmental issues?
[19:16] ---
    Hey, do you realize what you just said?
[19:31] ---
    My radar has just detected
    someone cleaning the wrong way.
[19:34] ---
    W-What's that?
[19:38] ---
    It sure is hard to remove these stains...
[19:41] ---
    I'm starting to get dizzy.
[19:42] ---
    Don't you dare use a nylon scrubber!
[19:47] ---
    If you use hard bristles on the bathtub,
[19:49] ---
    you'll just scratch it all over.
[19:51] ---
    First, you apply some detergent on it.
    Then wait for 5 to 6 minutes...
[19:53] ---
    You scattered glass all over the place!
[19:58] ---
    Hot! Hot! Hot!
[20:00] ---
    Burn to a crisp...
[20:03] ---
    You all did a great job.
[20:04] ---
    Here are New Year's noodles.
[20:06] ---
    New Year's noodles?
[20:08] ---
    It's a Japanese custom.
[20:10] ---
    It's what we eat while we wait
    for the coming of the New Year.
[20:14] ---
    It symbolizes a long and healthy
    life for us in the years to come.
[20:18] ---
    That's beautiful.
[20:19] ---
    Or, like, trouble ahead?
[20:21] ---
    Hmph. How ridiculous.
[20:23] ---
    Pekoponians are a strange lot.
[20:25] ---
    Let me try it.
[20:33] ---
    Yummy!
[20:34] ---
    Waiter. Can I have another one?
[20:38] ---
    An enemy attack?
[20:40] ---
    That's just the New Year's bell.
[21:23] ---
    And so, the Keroro Platoon experiences
[21:27] ---
    their first New Year on Earth.
[21:30] ---
    All you viewers out there,
    have a Happy New Year.
SIGN    Happy New Year...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Keroro.
[23:08] ---
    You know, I worked very hard this year.
[23:11] ---
    Our invasion of Pekopon
     didn't get very far,
[23:14] ---
    but I certainly finished
    a lot of Gundam models.
[23:16] ---
    I saw a lot of anime
    and read a lot of manga, too.
[23:19] ---
    It was a great year.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    Next episode, with a new year upon us,
    I'll turn over a new leaf.
[23:24] ---
    "Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
    but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E40 - Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir? / Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good, but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    A New Year's message from the entire cast
SIGN    New Year
[01:42] ---
    We wish you all
[01:44] ---
    a happy New Year!
[01:47] ---
    We appreciate all the viewers
    for kindly supporting
[01:51] ---
    the show last year.
[01:53] ---
    We all thank each of you
    from the bottom of our hearts.
[01:57] ---
    We hope to maintain a good relationship...
[02:00] ---
    ...with all of you.
[02:03] ---
    I sincerely hope so, too.
[02:05] ---
    Wow... what a great feeling.
[02:08] ---
    Who the heck are you?
[02:09] ---
    Huh?
[02:10] ---
    Don't you know who I am? It's me.
[02:14] ---
    Oh, c'mon.
    Y'all hear my voice, don't you?
[02:19] ---
    The invasion of Earth...
[02:20] ---
    It could begin in a place
     we humans would least imagine.
SIGN    Narrator:
    The invasion of Earth...
    it began in a place
    we humans would never have
    imagined. For example, yes...
[02:26] ---
    For example, yes...
[02:28] ---
    Oh, now I get it.
[02:29] ---
    I thought this would be
[02:30] ---
    the perfect time to join you, since this is a
    New Year greeting from all of us.
[02:33] ---
    Am I out of place?
[02:34] ---
    Get back to work.
[02:35] ---
    H-Hey, wait! Ow! What are you doing?
[02:37] ---
    C'mon, give me a break!
[02:39] ---
    Anyway, the star of our first episode
    of the year is Lady Mois.
[02:43] ---
    Huh? Me?
[02:44] ---
    Or, like, without delay?
SIGN    Happy New Year
[02:53] ---
    Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?
[02:59] ---
    The whole nation is celebrating the New Year.
SIGN    Hinata
[03:04] ---
    But where is it being celebrated the most?
[03:07] ---
    Right here.
[03:09] ---
    They say how a year ends
    depends on how it begins.
SIGN    How a year ends deepens depends
    on how it begins -Keroro
[03:12] ---
    We shall hold a New Year's
    party in hopes that this year
[03:16] ---
    will be a very successful
    one for the Keroro Platoon.
[03:18] ---
    Well, enough of the formalities
    and ceremonial speeches.
[03:21] ---
    Let's all have a toast.
[03:23] ---
    Sure, Uncle.
[03:28] ---
    Well, then...
[03:30] ---
    I look forward to another year with you.
[03:32] ---
    Me too.
[03:34] ---
    I humbly wish you a happy New Year.
[03:37] ---
    Oh, no, nonsense.
[03:40] ---
    Or, like, new year's greetings?
[03:42] ---
    Okay, everyone. Cheers!
[03:43] ---
    Cheers!
[03:49] ---
    What is this?
[03:51] ---
    A mild dry taste lingers on your tongue.
[03:53] ---
    A flavorful aroma spreads
    throughout your mouth.
[03:56] ---
    I've never tasted anything like this.
SIGN    Nectar
[03:59] ---
    Keroro. What is this?
[04:03] ---
    I special ordered it from Yakushima
    in Kyushu for this very moment.
[04:08] ---
    It's the famous Jomon mineral water.
[04:10] ---
    It tastes great as-is, but you can
    make good tea with it, too.
[04:14] ---
    No water tastes better than this.
[04:17] ---
    We can all drink as much as we want.
[04:19] ---
    We're gonna get wild tonight!
[04:21] ---
    Let's party like there's no tomorrow!
[04:24] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Kite Flying
[04:27] ---
    What's New Year's Day without
    tako-age (kite flying)?
[04:34] ---
    Tamaya!
[04:40] ---
    Why am I getting launched?
[04:42] ---
    'Coz you're red and round.
[04:44] ---
    In other words, exactly like a tako (octopus).
[04:47] ---
    We're flying kites, not octopuses!
SIGN    Battledore
[04:50] ---
    A popular New Year's game is battledore.
[04:52] ---
    Okay, I'll be the one to start.
[04:54] ---
    There you go.
[04:55] ---
    Hey, that's a good one, sir.
[04:58] ---
    And I answer you with... this one.
[05:01] ---
    W-What the heck is this...?
SIGN    Fukuwarai
[05:05] ---
    And what's New Year's Day without Fukuwarai?
[05:09] ---
    This is the "Fortune comes to
    those who smile" Gun!
[05:12] ---
    Click.
[05:17] ---
    It's my turn!
[05:19] ---
    So how's this?
[05:20] ---
    No. You've made a big mess.
[05:23] ---
    How about this?
[05:25] ---
    That's not so bad, but I'd
    rather make him look like this.
[05:31] ---
    Hilarious.
[05:36] ---
    Boy, that was so much fun.
[05:39] ---
    New Year's sure is a great holiday!
[05:41] ---
    So now, why don't we all
    say our hopes for the new year?
[05:45] ---
    Sounds good!
[05:47] ---
    Okay, let's start with Corporal Giroro!
[05:50] ---
    My plan?
[05:50] ---
    Conquering Pekopon.
    That's the only thing I'm after.
SIGN    Doing My Duty
[05:54] ---
    Are you sure?
[05:56] ---
    Aren't you kinda forgetting someone?
[05:58] ---
    No! Not at all!
[06:03] ---
    Hey. It's for you, from the corporal.
SIGN    To Natsumi From Giroro
[06:05] ---
    Huh? Even though we live
    under the same roof?
SIGN    Big-Ships Big-Guns Policy
[06:10] ---
    Big-ships big-guns policy!
[06:12] ---
    What could he mean by that?
[06:14] ---
    Okay, next! Sergeant Major Kululu!
[06:17] ---
    My hopes?
SIGN    Kukukuku...
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[06:32] ---
    He's just too creepy!
[06:33] ---
    Let's go to the next one!
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[06:35] ---
    Private Tamama!
[06:36] ---
    What? Me?
[06:37] ---
    Give us a positive and cheerful one, okay?
[06:40] ---
    Okay!
[06:41] ---
    I, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    hope to be loved by Mr. Sergeant.
[06:49] ---
    Why, you!
[06:51] ---
    Try and catch me!
[06:53] ---
    Speechless...
[06:56] ---
    Whoops! I just let that slip out.
    I'm so embarrassed.
[07:00] ---
    Private Tamama.
[07:01] ---
    Yes?
SIGN    Unconcerned
[07:05] ---
    You don't have to worry.
    I love all of my subordinates!
[07:10] ---
    I'm your leader!
[07:11] ---
    That is not what I meant.
    I want all of your attention.
[07:16] ---
    Let us hear your goal, commander.
[07:21] ---
    I think we all know what he wants.
[07:23] ---
    All right.
[07:26] ---
    First and foremost, I wish
    for everyone's good health.
[07:29] ---
    Reaching our goals at the expense
    of our health would be meaningless.
[07:34] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN    Touched
[07:36] ---
    It feels weird that he's making sense.
[07:39] ---
    Or, like, safety concerns?
[07:43] ---
    They say, "In this small Japan,
    where are you going in such a hurry?"
[07:46] ---
    Let's try to remember the
    true meaning of these words.
[07:49] ---
    Conquering Pekopon can only be
     appreciated in good health.
SIGN    Convinced...
[07:55] ---
    Did I get too serious?
[07:57] ---
    Last but not least: Lady Mois,
    please share your aspirations!
[07:59] ---
    Huh? Um, mine...?
[08:02] ---
    I don't know... should
    I really tell him my desire?
[08:06] ---
    Congratulations!
[08:12] ---
    W-What should I do?
SIGN    Grind grind grind grind...
[08:15] ---
    Somehow Tamama sensed
    exactly what Mois was going to say.
[08:20] ---
    Uncle and me in an immaculate white...
[08:24] ---
    This is boring! Mr. Sergeant,
    where's our New Year's cuisine?
[08:28] ---
    We're all going to have zoni soup, right?
[08:31] ---
    I guess so, sir.
SIGN    Heart-wrenching
[08:32] ---
    Let's start cooking right away.
[08:36] ---
    I guess I'd better keep it to myself for now.
[08:40] ---
    Oh, poor Mois-chan.
[08:42] ---
    Or, like, minor delay?
[08:46] ---
    What the heck is this...?
[08:49] ---
    Is this your original recipe?
[08:50] ---
    It certainly is.
[08:51] ---
    I studied all kinds of zoni soup
     throughout the nation.
[08:54] ---
    Then I added my ideas to come up
     with this ultimate zoni soup.
[08:58] ---
    It smells funny...
[09:01] ---
    Some ingredients seem to
    have caused chemical reactions.
[09:04] ---
    Or, like, toxic substance?
[09:06] ---
    C'mon. Help yourself.
[09:08] ---
    C'mon.
[09:10] ---
    I'll eat it.
[09:12] ---
    What?
[09:13] ---
    I'll eat it.
[09:16] ---
    This calls for my splendid explanation.
[09:18] ---
    Keroro's special zoni
    caused another, far greater,
[09:21] ---
    chemical reaction inside Mois's body.
[09:31] ---
    Lady Mois...
SIGN    Chemical Reaction
[09:37] ---
    Chemical reaction complete.
[09:39] ---
    Oh, Uncle, it was simply perfect.
[09:42] ---
    Or, like, magnum opus?
[09:45] ---
    I knew it, Lady Mois.
[09:46] ---
    It's so good,
     I could never get enough of it!
[09:50] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
    He is getting away from me!
[09:54] ---
    I'm not giving up my sergeant to you.
SIGN    Chemical Reaction
[09:58] ---
    Chemical reaction.
[10:04] ---
    Tamama!
[10:07] ---
    And you too, Corporal.
[10:14] ---
    Sergeant Major.
[10:29] ---
    Gero!
[10:29] ---
    Oh no, what did I cook?
[10:33] ---
    They're all such pathetic weaklings.
[10:36] ---
    It's just the two of us now, my dear Uncle.
[10:39] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Congratulations
SIGN    Celebrating
    the New Year
[10:44] ---
    My plan for this year is to
    protect the nature of Pekopon.
[10:48] ---
    I must make my influence stronger,
    right at our first platoon meeting.
[10:53] ---
    Lady Mois! Don't do it!
[11:00] ---
    Somebody help me. Private Tamama!
[11:03] ---
    Giroro! Kululu! Master Fuyuki!
[11:06] ---
    What about me?
[11:08] ---
    You've been forgotten on
    the very first day of the year.
[11:12] ---
    I finally caught you, Uncle.
[11:18] ---
    Lady Mois! Please don't!
[11:20] ---
    That didn't turn out right!
[11:21] ---
    Looks like I'm better off
    being ignored for today. Nin nin.
[11:21] ---
    Please let go of me, Lady Mois!
[11:26] ---
    My dear Uncle...
SIGN    My dear Uncle
[11:29] ---
    Anyway, please enjoy
    another year of this series!
SIGN    Dragon
[11:41] ---
    It's New Year's Day everywhere you look.
[11:44] ---
    Usually, on New Year's Day...
[11:54] ---
    ...greeting cards are
    supposed to be delivered.
SIGN    Forward Cosmic Post Office
[11:57] ---
    Forward... Cosmic Post Office?
[12:00] ---
    Now, what could it be?
[12:05] ---
    Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
    but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!
SIGN    Planet Pekopon Japan Keroro Platoon
[12:13] ---
    Why, it's...
[12:14] ---
    Kero!
[12:15] ---
    Keron HQ must have forwarded the letters
[12:17] ---
    addressed to our office there.
[12:19] ---
    Let's see...
SIGN    Grin
[12:24] ---
    What does it say?
[12:26] ---
    These are postcards for the
    Keroro Platoon from kids all over Keron.
[12:30] ---
    Lady Mois! Please be kind
    enough to read them to us, ma'am!
[12:34] ---
    Sure.
[12:35] ---
    Okay, here goes the first one.
[12:37] ---
    "To Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama...
[12:41] ---
    ...and Sergeant Major Kululu.
[12:43] ---
    I'd like to wish you all
    a Happy New Year."
[12:46] ---
    Happy New Year to you, too.
SIGN    Shocked
[12:48] ---
    Apparently one person has been forgotten.
[12:51] ---
    "I hope for Pekopon to
    belong to all of us soon.
[12:54] ---
    My father, mother, little brother
    and I look forward to that.
SIGN    Our Pekopon
[12:58] ---
    Please take care of yourselves
    while you conquer Pekopon.
[13:02] ---
    'Til next time,
    Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,
[13:05] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama and
    Sergeant Major Kululu... Goodbye."
SIGN    Shocked
[13:08] ---
    Goodbye.
[13:09] ---
    Let's go on to the next postcard.
[13:12] ---
    "To the super-strong Keroro Platoon,
    Happy New Year to you.
SIGN    Mt. Fuji
SIGN    Eiffel Tower
SIGN    French bread
[13:17] ---
    When you take control of Pekopon,
    I am going to live in France.
SIGN    Large gate
SIGN    France
SIGN    Nothing is more beautiful than good relations.
[13:22] ---
    But I'm sure my sister
    and I will fight over it.
[13:25] ---
    By now, you've probably conquered
    half of Pekopon already, right?"
[13:30] ---
    Such impatient sisters.
[13:33] ---
    That touched a nerve...
[13:35] ---
    "Happy New Year.
SIGN    Toad Nebula News
[13:37] ---
    I never fail to watch the latest
    adventures of the Keroro Platoon
[13:41] ---
    on TV every evening."
[13:43] ---
    Huh? We're on TV?
[13:46] ---
    "My favorite part was when
    your platoon leader knocked out
[13:49] ---
    the Pekopon forces with just one blow.
[13:51] ---
    It really felt like I was watching a movie."
[13:53] ---
    That report was totally fabricated.
[13:56] ---
    Do you expect them to report the truth?
[13:59] ---
    "Best Wishes.
SIGN    Keroro Sausage
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Body Warmer
[14:00] ---
    The Keroro Platoon is so popular.
SIGN    Tamama Chocolate
SIGN    The Full Blast... Giroro
[14:03] ---
    Your character goods
    are selling like hotcakes.
SIGN    Keroro Goods Just in
SIGN    Arrival of Next Shipment
    Undetermined
[14:06] ---
    Your contributions to the economy
    are reported to be 30-40 billion."
[14:10] ---
    How come no one told us?
[14:12] ---
    Somebody is profiting off us!
[14:15] ---
    It's the ones in the know.
[14:17] ---
    "Sadly, the yellow character's goods
    are hardly selling at all.
SIGN    Very Popular Keroro Platoon Corner SALE 50% OFF Kululu only
[14:23] ---
    Maybe a change of color might help.
SIGN    Welcome Free, Take it
[14:25] ---
    But it would be better if you just
    replaced him with someone else."
[14:29] ---
    Hand that postcard to me.
SIGN    Poke poke poke poke...
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[14:38] ---
    This is the last one.
[14:40] ---
    Huh? This is not a New Year's Day postcard.
[14:43] ---
    Or, like, normal postcard?
[14:45] ---
    Why would anyone send that
     on New Year's Day?
[14:48] ---
    That's okay. What's important is
    that it was written from the heart, sir.
[14:53] ---
    Right.
[14:54] ---
    "Sergeant Keroro."
[14:56] ---
    Yes, yes!
[14:56] ---
    "Submit your homework ASAP."
[14:59] ---
    Yes, yes!
SIGN    Submit your homework right away. - Homework Monitoring Team of Keron HQ
[15:02] ---
    "From the Homework
    Monitoring Team of Keron HQ."
SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
[15:06] ---
    Homework... Homework... Homework...
[15:11] ---
    What homework? Didn't you
    send that out last summer?
SIGN    Keroro
SIGN    Questions Platoon Leader’s Diary Winter Free Research A Platoon Leader's Companion
[15:26] ---
    O-Oh, no!
[15:29] ---
    Sergeant Keroro completely forgot.
[15:32] ---
    A platoon leader is given
    homework not only in the summer,
[15:34] ---
    but also in the winter.
SIGN    Gloom
[15:37] ---
    I'm sure he's probably
    finished some of it. Right?
[15:41] ---
    No.
[15:44] ---
    But, but...
[15:46] ---
    It's because I was so busy last month
    preparing for New Year's Day!
[15:50] ---
    I'm so busy!
[15:51] ---
    Boy, I'm so busy!
[15:53] ---
    I'm as busy as busy can be.
[15:56] ---
    I completely forgot about this.
[15:59] ---
    This shouldn't be so bad.
[16:01] ---
    You managed to finish
    your summer homework, right?
SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
[16:04] ---
    The summer homework.
[16:05] ---
    Homework... Homework...
[16:07] ---
    That summer nightmare
    returns to haunt Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN    Shiver
SIGN    Quake
[16:20] ---
    No... I don't wanna do any homework.
[16:22] ---
    You should've done it
    little by little each day.
[16:24] ---
    Oh, poor Uncle.
[16:27] ---
    It's a tough job, but someone's
    got to do it, Mr. Sergeant.
[16:35] ---
    And so, Sergeant Keroro's
    nightmare has begun once more.
[16:39] ---
    You mean, that stupid frog
    is busy doing his homework?
[16:43] ---
    He's in there working real hard.
SIGN    Concentration
[16:45] ---
    My sympathy is with him...
[16:47] ---
    What a way to spend New Year's Day.
SIGN    Biho-do New Year's Customer Appreciation Sale
SIGN    New Year's Comedy Duo Silver Medalists
[16:50] ---
    The comedy duo, Silver Medalists...
[16:53] ---
    The sergeant was looking
    forward to watching this show.
[16:57] ---
    Too bad he didn't do his homework earlier.
SIGN    Heaven
[17:03] ---
    That's so funny!
[17:04] ---
    These young comedians
    are really quite hilarious.
[17:06] ---
    I told you, sir.
[17:08] ---
    I knew from the start
    those two were going places.
[17:11] ---
    That's because you have a
    nose for the really funny ones.
[17:16] ---
    Huh?
[17:17] ---
    Sarge?
[17:17] ---
    Hey. Your homework!
[17:20] ---
    Eh? Oops.
[17:24] ---
    Stay in there until you're done!
SIGN    Concentration
SIGN    One Hour Later...
[17:29] ---
    One hour later...
[17:32] ---
    He's awfully quiet in there.
[17:33] ---
    Don't tell me he's fallen asleep.
[17:37] ---
    I'm done!
[17:39] ---
    Keroro! Are you finished?
SIGN    Completed
[17:42] ---
    He's finished!
[17:45] ---
    Why is it, when you have to do
    something really important,
[17:48] ---
    you just want to assemble
    Gundam models even more?
SIGN    Confiscation of Plastic Gundam Models
[17:51] ---
    Gundam confiscation...
[17:58] ---
    What is he doing now?
[18:00] ---
    He said he's doing some research
    on last year's weather for his report.
[18:16] ---
    What happened?
[18:17] ---
    He was chatting with some housewife
    about a soap opera from yesterday.
SIGN    Confiscation of Computer
[18:21] ---
    Computer confiscation...
[18:24] ---
    I can do this! As long as I
    put my mind to it...
[18:40] ---
    ...this homework can't stop me at all!
[18:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:43] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[18:44] ---
    Is he finished?
[18:45] ---
    No problem at all!
[18:48] ---
    Keroro, congratulations.
SIGN    Blank
[18:53] ---
    They're still blank.
[18:56] ---
    I can easily finish this homework!
SIGN    It was all a dream
[19:02] ---
    He was sleeping all this time...
[19:04] ---
    He has only finished the
    homework in his dreams...
[19:11] ---
    Listen up, Keroro.
[19:12] ---
    From now on, we'll keep you
    under 24-hour surveillance.
[19:17] ---
    And so, the struggle between
    Keroro and his homework
[19:20] ---
    has reached even greater levels.
[19:24] ---
    The Miura eraser travels
    farther than the Countach...
[19:28] ---
    Punishment.
SIGN    Punishment!
[19:32] ---
    Yes. Four seconds flat.
[19:35] ---
    Ouch!
SIGN    Punishment 2
[19:36] ---
    Punishment 2.
SIGN    Punishment 3
[19:41] ---
    Punishment 3.
[19:43] ---
    Unfortunately, we don't
    have time to show the rest.
SIGN    Then, One Week Later
[19:47] ---
    Then, one week later...
[19:53] ---
    It's finished.
[19:55] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:57] ---
    You did fine, Keroro.
[19:59] ---
    All we have to do now
    is send it to planet Keron.
[20:04] ---
    G'day! Courier service!
    You have a package.
[20:07] ---
    Oh!
[20:08] ---
    Good timing.
[20:10] ---
    I can let them pick up my homework, sir!
[20:12] ---
    But I wonder what he brought us?
SIGN    Express Delivery This Side Up
[20:19] ---
    What is this?
SIGN    To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters
[20:21] ---
    It's addressed to you, Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN    For not submitting your homework...
[20:25] ---
    It's a package from Keron headquarters.
SIGN    To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters
[20:28] ---
    "To Sergeant Keroro."
SIGN    For not submitting your homework, here is a penalty.
[20:30] ---
    "Penalty for unsubmitted homework."
SIGN    Penalty
[20:33] ---
    P-Penalty?
[20:35] ---
    A penalty is actually, uh...
[20:37] ---
    To put it simply,
    it's another word for punishment.
[20:40] ---
    What's the meaning of this? Keroro...
[20:42] ---
    When was your homework due?
[20:44] ---
    I... I think, uh...
SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
SIGN    Today is...
[20:47] ---
    Today is the eighth.
SIGN    Homework Due! Don't be late! Three days before...
[20:49] ---
    Oops, the deadline was three days ago.
[20:52] ---
    Whaaaat?
SIGN    Keronians' Mortal Enemy
[21:04] ---
    The mortal enemy of the
    Keronian, the Nyororo.
SIGN    Here's Nyororo
[21:15] ---
    Nin nin.
[21:17] ---
    Make sure you too finish
    your homework early!
[21:19] ---
    Or you might have an unexpected
    package at your doorsteps.
SIGN    Poke poke poke poke...
[21:30] ---
    And also, try not to write anything
    bad about others on your postcards.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
    Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
    Let's begin!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero
    Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero.
    This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On a big, round UFO,
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    There are two windows
    that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
    (Shinryaku de arimasu!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Through them is a view of Pekopon.
    (Let’s go invade, sir!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
    for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho U-turn oyama
    ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    But another U-turn causes the ship
    to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    "Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Bokegaeru~!!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
    clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Until it's so sparkling clean that
    you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    I have another stomach
    for french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But, more Nyororos?
    No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    "Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
    There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
    Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    "Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Sergeant Keroro.
[23:08] ---
    Did you get any New Year's gifts?
[23:10] ---
    When I was little, I used
    to visit all of my relatives,
[23:14] ---
    and collect New Year's gifts from them.
[23:16] ---
    Happiness doesn't come to you.
    You have to run to capture it.
[23:20] ---
    Those are my words of wisdom to you.
[23:22] ---
    But that aside, next week,
[23:23] ---
    we'll have our first invasion of the year.
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    "Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E41 - Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir! / Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    On fried eggs, do you like mixed veggie sauce or soy sauce?
[01:31] ---
    Have you ever gotten into a
    silly argument over nothing at all?
SIGN    When brushing your teeth, do you start from the top or bottom?
SIGN    Use mayo on okonomiyaki: yes or no?
SIGN    Which do you like, gloves or mittens?
SIGN    Do you like to go to the mountains or the beach?
[01:35] ---
    You know... something like this.
SIGN    Do you like to eat tea rice with pickled plum or salted salmon?
SIGN    What makes the better pet, a dog or a cat?
SIGN    Do you eat orange peels: yes or no?
SIGN    No-Go
[01:40] ---
    Hold it right there!
[01:41] ---
    Huh? W-What is it?
[01:43] ---
    Lady Natsumi, you're doing it wrong.
[01:46] ---
    Huh?
[01:48] ---
    Don't you have any common sense?
[01:50] ---
    You add milk to the tea,
    not the other way around.
[01:51] ---
    What're you talking about? This is just fine.
[01:54] ---
    It tastes much better
    if you pour in the milk first.
[02:00] ---
    Oh!
[02:01] ---
    Why did you do that?
[02:03] ---
    You don't know a thing.
[02:05] ---
    Tea always tastes better
    if you add milk to it!
[02:08] ---
    It tastes better with the milk first!
[02:11] ---
    Tea first, ma'am!
[02:12] ---
    Does it really matter that much?
    You end up with the same thing anyway.
[02:16] ---
    It matters!
[02:16] ---
    It matters, sir!
[02:18] ---
    Before!
[02:19] ---
    After!
[02:19] ---
    Before!
[02:20] ---
    After!
[02:21] ---
    Before!
[02:21] ---
    After, ma'am!
[02:22] ---
    I said before, and that's that!
[02:23] ---
    After is better, ma'am!
[02:25] ---
    Before! Before! Before! Before!
[02:25] ---
    After! After! After! After!
[02:29] ---
    All right, then.
SIGN    Sugoroku
[02:30] ---
    Why don't we settle it once and for
    all by playing the game of Sugoroku?
[02:34] ---
    Um, why?
[02:38] ---
    Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!
[02:44] ---
    I conceived the layout,
    and Sergeant Major Kululu made it.
SIGN    Suspicious
[02:48] ---
    It emits an ominous aura...
[02:51] ---
    Are you sure it's an ordinary game board?
[02:54] ---
    Of course, ma'am.
[02:56] ---
    Well then, let's get started right away!
[03:07] ---
    W-Where am I?
[03:08] ---
    It seems we've been shrunk
    into the Sugoroku board itself!
[03:12] ---
    That's correct! We'll be
    using ourselves as pawns.
[03:15] ---
    In a sense, this is a
    life-sized Sugoroku adventure.
[03:19] ---
    How is this ordinary?!
[03:21] ---
    Welcome to the Sugoroku rink!
[03:23] ---
    Or, like, welcome patrons?
[03:25] ---
    Natchi! Fukki! We've been waiting.
[03:28] ---
    They're really prepared for this.
[03:30] ---
    I'm really proud of this game.
[03:35] ---
    This looks fun. Let's get started!
[03:38] ---
    Really suspicious...
[03:40] ---
    Okay then, let's begin the
    Sugoroku fight. Ready... go!
[03:43] ---
    Or, like, commence fighting?
SIGN    Begin the Battle
[03:47] ---
    Here goes! I'll start, okay?
[03:49] ---
    There!
[03:53] ---
    It's a five!
[03:54] ---
    One, two, three, four... Five!
[03:58] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    View the Nazca Lines
[04:01] ---
    The Nazca Lines?
[04:03] ---
    Huh?
[04:04] ---
    Oh! Fuyuki just disappeared!
[04:07] ---
    Hey you, stupid frog!
    What the heck is going on in here?
[04:13] ---
    This can't be... I don't believe it!
[04:16] ---
    Yes, you'd better believe it!
[04:18] ---
    It's the mysterious markings
    on Nazca Plains in Peru.
SIGN    Fuyuki is around here.
[04:22] ---
    Wow! This is fantastic!
[04:25] ---
    As you can see, whatever space
    you land on becomes a reality.
[04:32] ---
    I will go next!
SIGN    Eat all the cake you want until your next turn.
[04:37] ---
    Eat all the cake you want
    until your next turn!
[04:40] ---
    This is the best!
[04:43] ---
    What? You mean this is also part of the game?
[04:46] ---
    Natchi, try your luck
    with the roll of the die.
[04:48] ---
    Next, Keroro, moving out!
[04:51] ---
    Uncle, good luck.
[04:52] ---
    Or, like, exert yourself?
[04:56] ---
    Stylish, and graceful...
    Sergeant Keroro's first throw!
[05:04] ---
    You got a one!
SIGN    Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:06] ---
    Go forward ten spaces and
    eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:09] ---
    One, two, three, four, five,
    six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
SIGN    Outer Space Mixed Critter Pizza FX
[05:13] ---
    You're mine. Yes, sir!
[05:15] ---
    Stop squirming and start going into my mouth!
SIGN    Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:18] ---
    Wait a second...
[05:20] ---
    So this game makes your
    dreams come true, doesn't it?
[05:25] ---
    If so, I want to travel all over the world
    and enjoy the finest cuisine!
[05:32] ---
    Yes! I got a six!
[05:33] ---
    You're good at whatever you do, Natchi.
[05:35] ---
    Five, and... six!
[05:37] ---
    Wow! To my gourmet feast!
SIGN    Spanish Cuisine
[05:41] ---
    The finest Spanish dishes...
[05:43] ---
    Oh, wow... this must mean
    I'm now in Spain!
[05:48] ---
    You're in a bullring
    somewhere in Valencia, Spain.
[05:51] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Try your hand at bullfighting in Spain. *If you fail, return to Start.
[05:54] ---
    Aaaaah! What's going on?
[05:57] ---
    All I wanted was a taste of Spanish food!
[06:07] ---
    Don't think I'm afraid of you!
[06:11] ---
    Come get me!
[06:17] ---
    Olé!
[06:19] ---
    I did it!
[06:23] ---
    I'm back.
[06:26] ---
    See. I told you it was fun!
SIGN    Giza, Egypt
[06:31] ---
    These are the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt.
SIGN    Fuyuki
[06:34] ---
    Wow! Fantastic!
[06:38] ---
    If you can finish 20 bowls of
    sweet bean soup, advance 5 spaces.
[06:42] ---
    If you can finish reading
    50 manga volumes, advance 7 spaces.
SIGN    Kingdom of Thailand
[06:45] ---
    Take the Thai kickboxing challenge!
    Go back to Start if you lose!
[06:49] ---
    Hey! All I wanted was
    a taste of authentic Thai food!
[06:56] ---
    Excellent!
SIGN    Cappadocia, Turkey
[06:58] ---
    This is Cappadocia in Turkey.
SIGN    Fuyuki
[07:01] ---
    Wow! Fantastic!
[07:03] ---
    If you can finish 20 plates
    of pudding, advance 3 spaces.
[07:07] ---
    Finish 10 Captain Geroro plastic models,
     then advance 10 spaces.
SIGN    Italy
[07:11] ---
    Take the authentic Italian soccer challenge!
[07:13] ---
    Go back to Start if you can't score a goal!
[07:17] ---
    Sheesh!
[07:20] ---
    All I wanted was a taste of...
[07:22] ---
    ...authentic...
[07:24] ---
    ...Italian food!
[07:30] ---
    Gooooal!
[07:32] ---
    Fantastic, again!
SIGN    Good Luck
[07:34] ---
    Good luck to you all!
[07:36] ---
    Especially to Uncle!
[07:37] ---
    Or, like, total bias?
[07:42] ---
    Sarge! This Sugoroku game is so much fun!
[07:45] ---
    See? I told you so!
[07:46] ---
    I honestly think we have our hands
    on a potential bestseller.
[07:52] ---
    If we market this game
    throughout the universe, we'll be rich.
[07:55] ---
    Yeah! Everyone would buy one!
[07:57] ---
    So what happens if you win?
[07:59] ---
    Huh?
[08:00] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Goal!
[08:02] ---
    Pekoponians will receive
    a bowl of instant noodles.
SIGN    Pekoponians will receive a bowl of instant noodles.
[08:05] ---
    And for Keronians...
SIGN    Keronians will successfully conquer Pekopon!
[08:08] ---
    ...they will successfully conquer Pekopon!
[08:09] ---
    What the heck is that?
[08:12] ---
    All of this has just been a prelude.
[08:15] ---
    When we actually reach the goal,
[08:17] ---
    our dream of invading Pekopon
    will become a reality.
[08:21] ---
    This game is actually...
[08:23] ---
    ...The Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe!
SIGN    Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe
[08:26] ---
    Look at the sergeant.
    He's right before the goal.
[08:30] ---
    All he needs now is to roll a two or higher,
[08:33] ---
    and the invasion of Pekopon
    becomes a reality.
[08:36] ---
    What? I can't let that happen!
[08:38] ---
    So! The throw of the die by Uncle
[08:41] ---
    will be etched forever in history
    as the move that conquered Pekopon!
[08:44] ---
    Go!
[08:50] ---
    Oops...
[08:51] ---
    Whew...
SIGN    Relief...
[08:52] ---
    Well, it won't matter what I throw next time.
SIGN    The Lord of Terror will now descend.
[08:57] ---
    Kero?
[08:59] ---
    I am Angol Mois's father!
[09:03] ---
    The original Lord of Terror descends.
SIGN    The Original Lord of Terror Descends
[09:06] ---
    It's been a while, Father.
[09:08] ---
    Or, like, countless decades?
[09:11] ---
    Oh, Mois! So how have you been?
[09:14] ---
    Or, like, hale and hearty?
[09:16] ---
    Yes, Father!
[09:18] ---
    She sure has a huge father...
[09:20] ---
    Awesome!
[09:21] ---
    To all you Pekoponians,
    sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:25] ---
    Today, the prophecy will be fulfilled!
[09:29] ---
    In that case...
[09:32] ---
    I'm gonna do what I can to help!
[09:34] ---
    Second-Generation Lord of Terror descends!
SIGN    Second-Generation Lord of Terror Descends
[09:37] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:40] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:42] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:43] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:44] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:45] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:46] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:47] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:48] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:49] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:50] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:50] ---
    Wait! Wait a minute, Great Master Father!
[09:53] ---
    Wait! Wait!
[09:54] ---
    Oh... If it isn't Master Keroro.
    Long time no see, huh?
[09:58] ---
    Would you care to join us?
[10:00] ---
    Or, like, lucky chances?
[10:02] ---
    Oh, no! That's not what I meant!
[10:04] ---
    I'm gonna be in big trouble
    if you destroy Pekopon!
[10:07] ---
    Well, even if you say so...
[10:09] ---
    ...unless I destroy Pekopon
    like I'm supposed to,
[10:13] ---
    my wife'll beat the crap out of me.
[10:14] ---
    Please don't do it! How can you just
    destroy it so easily?
[10:17] ---
    It may seem easy, but
    the truth is it's quite difficult!
[10:22] ---
    It takes a real pro to do it!
[10:24] ---
    Now, to finish what I started!
[10:26] ---
    Here I go!
SIGN    Hinata residence
SIGN    Earth's Crust
SIGN    Lithosphere
    Asthenosphere
SIGN    Mantle
SIGN    Outer Core
SIGN    Inner Core
[10:30] ---
    Hm?
[10:33] ---
    That must be Keroro and the others again.
[10:34] ---
    Wasting all their time playing stupid games!
[10:37] ---
    Why don't you work for a change?!
[10:41] ---
    Oh... I wasn't quite finished there...
[10:44] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[10:46] ---
    Whew... We've been saved!
[10:50] ---
    Darn it! If Giroro hadn't
    interfered at the last minute,
SIGN    Potato Chips
[10:53] ---
    we would've
    conquered Pekopon by now!
[10:56] ---
    Stop lying!
[10:57] ---
    Pekopon would've been destroyed
    if it hadn't been for me!
[10:59] ---
    For you.
[11:02] ---
    What's this, sir?
SIGN    Snacks Toys Manga Travel Fees Trip to Turkey Trip to Egypt Trip to Nazca Plain Trip to Spain (including Bull Fight) Trip to Italy
[11:03] ---
    What? A bill?!
[11:07] ---
    It's a reality game, right?
[11:08] ---
    That means you have to pay
    for all the expenses incurred.
[11:14] ---
    The harsh facts of reality!
[11:17] ---
    By the way, according to
    the British Science Foundation,
[11:20] ---
    tea is more delicious if you pour
    in the milk first without warming it.
[11:23] ---
    Why don't you try it?
[11:35] ---
    Have you ever had those moments
    when you feel you want to change yourself?
[11:40] ---
    You can actually do that.
[11:42] ---
    But it will never happen unless
    you take action on your own.
[11:48] ---
    Just like this guy here.
[11:53] ---
    Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
[12:00] ---
    Sigh...
[12:02] ---
    For some reason, I feel so empty.
[12:09] ---
    Excuse him! Sorry for being so noisy.
[12:13] ---
    It's 556-dono.
[12:15] ---
    Do you have problems with pesky aliens?!
[12:19] ---
    I will easily rid you of
    your problem! I guarantee it!
[12:23] ---
    Sorry for the disturbance.
    I beg for your patience.
[12:27] ---
    Looks like he's working hard, as always.
[12:30] ---
    Hm? Everyone is
    steering clear of 556-dono.
SIGN    Space Detective 556 Leave it to me.
[12:34] ---
    He's just like Moses using
    his powers to part the Red Sea!
[12:39] ---
    That must mean everyone else
    is overwhelmed by his presence.
[12:44] ---
    In other words, 556-dono
    is making a strong impression.
[12:49] ---
    Hi-yah!
[12:51] ---
    C'mon, don't be shy!
[12:52] ---
    All you need to do is to shout!
[12:52] ---
    No, thank you...
[12:55] ---
    "556, help me!"
[12:56] ---
    I'm not interested.
[12:57] ---
    And I'll be right there to help you!
[12:59] ---
    Excuse me.
[13:00] ---
    Huh? Yes!
[13:00] ---
    A customer! Yes!
[13:03] ---
    Why, it's only you!
[13:06] ---
    You're a member of the Keroro Platoon...
[13:09] ---
    What was your name?
[13:11] ---
    ...It's D—
[13:11] ---
    Wait, don't tell me!
[13:12] ---
    It's on the tip of my tongue!
[13:14] ---
    Hold it right there. I'm
    sure I'll remember...
[13:18] ---
    Chesuto!
[13:19] ---
    I remember it now!
    Your name is... Terere-kun!
SIGN    Terere
SIGN    Terere-kun?
[13:22] ---
    Terere-kun?!
[13:24] ---
    Who the heck is that?
[13:29] ---
    556-dono, I've always been impressed
    by your powerful presence.
[13:33] ---
    That's expected for a hero!
[13:35] ---
    We always have this
    burning desire in our hearts!
[13:40] ---
    I've been wondering how I could
    have a commanding presence like yours.
SIGN    Don't think. Feel!!
[13:45] ---
    Don't think. Feel!
[13:47] ---
    Huh?
[13:48] ---
    "Don't think. Feel!" What does that mean?
[13:52] ---
    You gotta have passion
    pumping through your veins!
[13:55] ---
    Passion?
[13:58] ---
    Listen very closely.
[14:00] ---
    Can't you hear the voices of those
    who are in need of help
[14:02] ---
    all over the world?!
[14:04] ---
    Help me!
[14:07] ---
    Hey! I said stop following me!
[14:10] ---
    Hmmm, I feel like I do.
[14:13] ---
    Don't you feel that you want to do
    whatever you can to help them?!
[14:18] ---
    You have to have the desire
    to help, no matter what!
[14:21] ---
    Some of them might be annoyed!
[14:24] ---
    But there's always someone who needs help!
[14:30] ---
    Don't you have an inner desire
    to help those people?!
[14:33] ---
    Don't you?!
[14:36] ---
    Indeed I do.
[14:37] ---
    That's it!
[14:39] ---
    That's the passion pumping
    through your veins!
SIGN    Passion in Your Veins
[14:41] ---
    Oh!
[14:45] ---
    I see... I get it now!
[14:47] ---
    This is the burning passion!
[14:50] ---
    I can feel it! I feel the burning passion!
[14:54] ---
    Looks like you've finally figured it out!
[14:56] ---
    Your burning passion
    radiates so brightly! Uh...
[14:59] ---
    What was your name?
[15:00] ---
    Dororo!
[15:02] ---
    Stop right there! I'm gonna kick your butt.
[15:09] ---
    Huh?
[15:09] ---
    Everyone! I've got something
    important to say!
[15:12] ---
    Huh?
[15:16] ---
    My blood is really boiling!
SIGN    Boiling Blood
[15:23] ---
    Dororo...
[15:25] ---
    What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
[15:26] ---
    Listen! This is no time to bury your noses
     in plastic models or snacks!
[15:31] ---
    He's right! We're forgetting
    our mission to conquer Pekopon.
[15:34] ---
    We've become too soft.
[15:36] ---
    I'm the only exception.
[15:37] ---
    I'm always ready for any
    eventuality of war or battle...
[15:37] ---
    This is no time to bury your noses
    in weapons and computers, either!
[15:41] ---
    Say what?
[15:43] ---
    Then, what should we be doing?
SIGN    Youth
[15:46] ---
    Aren't you wasting your youth?
[15:49] ---
    Huh...?
[15:50] ---
    Stop being so withdrawn!
[15:52] ---
    Run! Laugh! Fight! Shout!
SIGN    Run!
SIGN    Run! Laugh!
SIGN    Run! Laugh! Fight!
SIGN    Shout!
[15:55] ---
    We should all become heroes!
SIGN    Heroes!
[15:57] ---
    I think he is a little over the edge,
[16:00] ---
    but it may be a good idea to
    just go along with him for now.
[16:02] ---
    I agree.
[16:04] ---
    There's a lot of truth
    in what he says.
[16:08] ---
    We need to come up with
    a new special attack!
[16:10] ---
    With love
SIGN    Love
[16:11] ---
    and peace in our minds!
SIGN    Peace
[16:13] ---
    We are soldiers fighting for those ideals!
[16:16] ---
    And that... must be our true mission in life!
SIGN    Mission
[16:21] ---
    Oh...
[16:22] ---
    What do we do?
[16:24] ---
    I don't have a problem
    going along with his idea.
[16:26] ---
    Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt
    to do so for a while.
[16:29] ---
    So from that day, the Keroro Platoon
    began to undergo a severe training schedule.
[16:36] ---
    Though it wasn't clear what all that
    training was supposed to accomplish.
[16:40] ---
    But day after day...
[16:42] ---
    Day after day...
[16:44] ---
    ...they kept on risking their lives!
[16:46] ---
    Until, finally, the Keroro Platoon
    became as one!
[16:50] ---
    Everyone, go for it, sir!
[16:52] ---
    If we can come up with
    a new special attack,
[16:53] ---
    it will surely make the Keroro Platoon
    even more popular, sir!
SIGN    Modern Japanese
[17:02] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[17:02] ---
    Oh! Koyuki-chan!
[17:04] ---
    Um... Dororo's been awfully
    cheerful and spirited lately.
[17:11] ---
    Do you have any idea why?
[17:13] ---
    Well, now that you mention it,
[17:15] ---
    our stupid frog's been
    working very hard, too.
[17:20] ---
    The kitchen, for example,
    has been spotless for days!
[17:22] ---
    Really?!
[17:23] ---
    Although I should be happy about it,
[17:25] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[17:29] ---
    I'd better go down to their underground base
    and find out what they're up to.
[17:38] ---
    Oh, Sis! There are Sarge
    and his team members.
[17:42] ---
    What the heck are they doing?
[17:44] ---
    Beats me.
[17:45] ---
    If we can get past this last hurdle,
[17:48] ---
    we'll be able to perfect our special attack.
[17:50] ---
    You should have the honor of naming it.
[17:53] ---
    You are the commander, Keroro-kun.
    Are you sure?
[17:56] ---
    Why, of course.
[17:58] ---
    You deserve all the credit for this.
    It's only fitting.
[18:04] ---
    Keroro-kun... everyone...!
[18:08] ---
    We did it!
[18:11] ---
    Heave-ho...
[18:16] ---
    Oh, no!
[18:26] ---
    Help us!
[18:29] ---
    We'd better help them!
[18:30] ---
    Wait!
[18:32] ---
    We shouldn't get involved just yet.
[18:34] ---
    Dororo's struggling with his very self!
[18:40] ---
    The lives of the entire Keroro Platoon
    are in my hands now.
[18:48] ---
    If I don't save them...
[18:50] ---
    ...who will?!
[18:53] ---
    Give it...
[18:55] ---
    ...my all!
[18:57] ---
    Oh!
[19:03] ---
    You saved us, sir!
[19:04] ---
    Oh, thank you, Dororo-san!
[19:06] ---
    That was amazing, Dororo.
[19:10] ---
    I'm glad... you're all safe and sound!
[19:13] ---
    Dororo...
[19:14] ---
    You really did it!
[19:16] ---
    Stop it right there! You alien invaders!
[19:18] ---
    Whoa!
[19:20] ---
    Dororo-kun! You've really
    outdone yourself! Congratulations!
[19:24] ---
    Thank you, 556-dono.
[19:26] ---
    But wait! You are still alien invaders!
[19:29] ---
    The bad news is, as long as
    Space Detective 556 is here,
[19:32] ---
    you will never have your way!
[19:34] ---
    556-dono...
[19:35] ---
    Hmph! That's absurd...
[19:36] ---
    You're just like an arrogant fly
    that entered the spider's den.
[19:41] ---
    Ha! Adhesion!
SIGN    Adhesion
[19:44] ---
    This is the perfect time to attack!
[19:46] ---
    Private Tamama! Common courtesy
    says we let him do his thing, sir!
[19:49] ---
    I was only kidding, of course.
[19:53] ---
    Space Detective!
[19:57] ---
    556!
[20:01] ---
    Laser sword!
[20:03] ---
    Hmph. Do you honestly think your weapons
    will have any effect on us?
[20:08] ---
    We just underwent a severe training program
[20:10] ---
    and mastered a new special attack.
[20:12] ---
    I don't care if you're a space detective.
[20:14] ---
    Better be prepared for a severe beating!
[20:16] ---
    Nothing you do will work against us!
[20:20] ---
    I won't let you have your...
[20:22] ---
    Enough of your blustering!
[20:24] ---
    Ah... but I haven't finished my line yet!
[20:27] ---
    C'mon, everyone!
[20:28] ---
    Just like we practiced...
    Deathblow! Dragon King Formation!
SIGN    Deathblow Dragon King Formation
[20:31] ---
    Keroro of Spades!
[20:33] ---
    Kululu of Diamonds!
[20:35] ---
    Tamama of Clubs!
[20:36] ---
    Giroro of Hearts!
[20:38] ---
    Huh?! Th-Then, I'll be the J—
[20:39] ---
    Keroro Platoon! Dragon King Formation!
[20:42] ---
    Wait for me, guys!
[20:44] ---
    Turbo Stream... Attack!
[20:53] ---
    Whoooooa!
[20:57] ---
    Next week, "556's Miraculous Comeback!"
[21:00] ---
    Don't miss it!
[21:05] ---
    Well... that's not exactly
    how we practiced it,
[21:08] ---
    but the important thing is,
     it all worked out fine.
[21:11] ---
    I just lost all of my passion!
[21:16] ---
    End of passion.
SIGN    End of Passion
[21:18] ---
    Ohh...
[21:20] ---
    Please excuse my brother
    for always being so annoying.
[21:24] ---
    They say we all have unlimited potential,
[21:27] ---
    but sometimes, a simple disappointment
[21:29] ---
    can cause permanent harm in our lives,
[21:31] ---
    so we should always remember
    to be careful, okay?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
    Let's begin!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
    Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero.
    This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero
    Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    There are two windows
    that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Through them is a view of Pekopon.
    (Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
    (Shinryaku de arimasu!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
    for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    But another U-turn causes the ship
    to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho U-turn oyama
    ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    "Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Bokegaeru~!!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
    clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Until it's so sparkling clean that
    you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    I have another stomach
    for french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But, more Nyororos?
    No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    "Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
    There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
    Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    "Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
    This is Tamama!
[23:08] ---
    Have you all been keeping up
    with your New Year's resolutions?
[23:10] ---
    Do not tell me you have
    already quit after only three days.
[23:13] ---
    When you think you
    cannot keep up, call yourself
[23:15] ---
    despicable, spineless, and pitiful,
[23:17] ---
    and let your anger
    amplify your dark side powers.
[23:19] ---
    All that aside, our next episode
    is about soccer! Soccer!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: The Red-blooded
    Keroro Platoon, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Tamama: The Friendship
    Jealousy Shot, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E42 - Keroro: The Red-blooded Keroro Platoon, Sir! / Tamama: The Friendship Jealousy Shot, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    It's a beautiful afternoon
    on a cozy sunny day,
[01:34] ---
    making you feel like spring
    is just around the corner.
[01:37] ---
    Sarge!
[01:39] ---
    You know what Sis'll say if you leave
    your Gundam models out in the living room!
[01:46] ---
    Sarge, I'm coming in, okay?
[01:50] ---
    Looks like the Iogi Del Sols are going
[01:52] ---
    all the way to the World League.
[01:55] ---
    "The world is my field."
SIGN    "The world is my field" by Keroro
[01:58] ---
    By Keroro.
[02:01] ---
    Goal! What an outstanding play.
[02:05] ---
    The Soccer World League?
[02:07] ---
    This is the perfect opportunity to show
    the Pekoponians our true skills!
[02:12] ---
    Olé, olé, olé...
[02:15] ---
    Time, be still. We are the world!
[02:21] ---
    Keroro: The Red-blooded
    Keroro Platoon, Sir!
[02:27] ---
    Today we're broadcasting from the
    Nishizawas' private soccer stadium.
[02:33] ---
    No one told us to be here.
[02:36] ---
    Our passion brought us together.
SIGN    Keroro 11
[02:40] ---
    The Keroro Eleven. All here, sir.
[02:43] ---
    Eleven?
[02:44] ---
    But there are only four of us...
SIGN    Keroro 4 
[02:46] ---
    Ah! Not four! You mean five, right?
[02:50] ---
    Dororo-kun! Use your cloning technique
    to complete the team, okay?
[02:54] ---
    Eh?
SIGN    Clench
[02:56] ---
    I'll do my best, Keroro-kun!
[02:59] ---
    And our dedicated supporter, Lady Mois.
[03:01] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[03:03] ---
    Or, like, super prepared?
[03:06] ---
    Click.
SIGN    World League
[03:07] ---
    Look!
SIGN    Soccer World League
SIGN    Arom
SIGN    Aita
[03:08] ---
    Three years ago,
[03:10] ---
    the Soccer World League took place
    in the Pekoponian year of 2002.
[03:16] ---
    That year, people went wild,
[03:18] ---
    losing themselves in the
    world of soccer, sir.
[03:21] ---
    In other words... he who conquers soccer
    conquers the world!
SIGN    "He who conquers soccer conquers the world" by Keroro
[03:26] ---
    I'll do it.
SIGN    "I'll do it!!" by Keroro
SIGN    "Kick & Dash" by Keroro
[03:27] ---
    Kick and dash.
[03:30] ---
    Men, aim for the enemy goal.
SIGN    "Men, aim for the enemy goal" by Keroro
[03:31] ---
    The ball is my friend, sir!
SIGN    "The ball is my friend" by Keroro
[03:36] ---
    He seems really serious about this.
[03:39] ---
    I haven't seen him this pumped up
    for quite some time now.
[03:42] ---
    It almost makes us forget about
    all the broken promises he made.
[03:46] ---
    Conquering Pekopon through sports!
    I'll put my hopes on you!
[03:52] ---
    Thank you, Misaki-kun!
[03:53] ---
    Who?
[03:55] ---
    From now on, I'm Captain Keroro, sir!
[03:59] ---
    And so the Keroro Platoon's passionate,
[04:00] ---
    intense and rhythmical training begins.
[04:05] ---
    C'mon, Giroro!
[04:09] ---
    Don't mind if I do.
    Soulful Mega Bazooka Cannon!
[04:24] ---
    Now it's my turn.
[04:26] ---
    Kululu! C'mon!
SIGN    Gravity and
    Inertia Controlling
[04:28] ---
    Gravity and Inertia Controlling Gravity Shot.
SIGN    Gravity Shot
[04:34] ---
    There you go.
[04:39] ---
    Well then, it's time
    I show you what I can do.
[04:42] ---
    Behold! My High Jump...
SIGN    High Jump
[04:43] ---
    ...Giant Spin...
SIGN    Giant Spin
[04:44] ---
    ...Overhead Whirling-Tides...
SIGN    Overhead
SIGN    Snip
[04:46] ---
    It's too long. Sorry.
[04:47] ---
    ...Neo Fire Shot!
[04:59] ---
    Uncle! So wonderful!
[05:01] ---
    Or, like, surefire winner?
[05:03] ---
    I'm flattered.
[05:05] ---
    That girl! I really, really hate her!
[05:09] ---
    I'll put all this energy into my shot.
SIGN    Me, too. Why always her? I'm envious. Me, too.
SIGN    Jealousy
[05:12] ---
    Jealousy Shot!
[05:18] ---
    Wow!
[05:19] ---
    We're sure to be number one.
[05:22] ---
    And the legend of the mighty Tamama begins!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
[05:29] ---
    Um... I'm done with cloning...
[05:33] ---
    And so, training for the day comes to an end.
[05:36] ---
    Anyway, I wanna see how good we've become.
[05:42] ---
    How so?
[05:43] ---
    A practice game.
[05:45] ---
    What?
[05:46] ---
    Having said that, we're already
    the strongest team in the universe.
[05:50] ---
    I doubt I could find a worthy opponent.
[05:56] ---
    That voice!
[06:02] ---
    Who are you?!
[06:10] ---
    You are...
[06:13] ---
    A mysterious man has appeared
    before Keroro and the others.
[06:17] ---
    Is he a friend or a foe?
[06:20] ---
    Soccer is Earth's sport.
[06:22] ---
    I won't allow you to win
    the World League so easily.
[06:27] ---
    Paul!
[06:30] ---
    I have recruited the top
    players from around the world
[06:33] ---
    to form the Earth Select Team,
    "Paul: Japan."
[06:36] ---
    And we challenge you to a practice match.
[06:40] ---
    The top players?
[06:45] ---
    What the...?
[06:48] ---
    I can feel a powerful Cosmo
    from every single one of them.
[06:55] ---
    Their power level is over 30,000.
[06:57] ---
    I don't think my team will disappoint you.
[07:03] ---
    He's not kidding around!
[07:05] ---
    Sure! Just what I had in mind!
[07:07] ---
    The Keroro Eleven
    will accept that challenge, sir!
SIGN    The Red-blooded Keroro Platoon Eleven
[07:12] ---
    Let's meet next Saturday,
[07:14] ---
    right here at the Nishizawas'
    private stadium.
[07:19] ---
    Whoa!
[07:26] ---
    Following their last training session,
[07:28] ---
    they continued with their
    intense training regimen.
[07:32] ---
    Total weight on both feet is three tons.
    We cannot afford to lose!
SIGN    Snap
[07:40] ---
    D-Don't worry.
[07:42] ---
    This J-League training cast...
    will increase... my muscle strength.
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    An air chair
[08:00] ---
    This is pretty tough to do for a long time.
[08:03] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[08:07] ---
    There is no need for you to do this with me.
[08:13] ---
    How dare he think I pack a weak punch?
[08:17] ---
    Just watch me overcome that weakness!
[08:22] ---
    Or, like, muscle building?
SIGN    Clench
SIGN    Aim for
    National
    Stadium
    - Mois
SIGN    Aim for National Tournament - Mois
[08:25] ---
    Why is Keroro developing
    his punching power for soccer?
[08:27] ---
    Never mind that.
    Let's fast-forward to the game day.
[08:35] ---
    Hello, everyone. I'm your host.
    My name is "Narrator."
[08:39] ---
    The match of the century,
    between the Keroro Platoon
[08:42] ---
    and the Paul: Japan team, is about
    to begin here at Nishizawa stadium.
[08:45] ---
    Sarge, good luck!
SIGN    Paul: Japan!!
[08:48] ---
    Dororo!
[08:49] ---
    Hey, stupid frog, do your best, okay?
[08:52] ---
    Even Lady Natsumi is cheering for us!
[08:57] ---
    That's because the winning prize
    includes a trip to a hot spring.
SIGN    Prize: A trip to a hot
    spring for the whole family.
SIGN    Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
SIGN    Paul: Japan!!
SIGN    Victory
[09:23] ---
    Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    Me, too. Why always you? I'm envious. Me, too.
[09:35] ---
    What?
[09:40] ---
    They're... tough...
SIGN    Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
[09:47] ---
    The score remains 0-0 as the match goes into
[09:48] ---
    additional time in the second half.
[09:50] ---
    The Keroro Eleven will try a corner kick.
[09:55] ---
    This will be... our last chance to win.
[09:57] ---
    There's hardly any time left.
[09:59] ---
    I'll do it.
[10:01] ---
    Huh?
[10:06] ---
    Keroro.
[10:06] ---
    Everyone, share your powers with me.
[10:13] ---
    You can do it, Sarge!
SIGN    Paul: Japan!!
[10:15] ---
    No dinner for you tonight if you lose.
[10:18] ---
    It's all up to you.
[10:20] ---
    Keroro...
[10:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:29] ---
    Captain Keroro...
[10:32] ---
    Finishing blow:
[10:33] ---
    Boomerang Galactic Rolling Bolt
    Lavender Phantom Magnum!
[10:56] ---
    Huh?
[10:57] ---
    Why did he... punch...?
SIGN    Paul: Japan!!
[10:59] ---
    N-Not only that...
[11:01] ---
    That was our goal...
[11:04] ---
    That was an unbelievable shot
    into their own goal!
SIGN    Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
[11:06] ---
    The match is over, 1 to 0.
    The Paul: Japan team is the winner!
[11:14] ---
    How the heck could you do that?
[11:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[11:18] ---
    P-Please...
[11:21] ---
    Please forgive me!
SIGN    "Please forgive me!" by Keroro
[11:24] ---
    Soon after, this match became
    known as the "Tragedy of Please,"
SIGN    "Tragedy of Please" by Keroro
[11:27] ---
    and its story was handed down
    from generation to generation.
[11:39] ---
    Today, Sergeant Keroro is undergoing
    punishment for the "Tragedy of Please."
SIGN    Stab
    Stab
[11:50] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!
[11:52] ---
    Apparently, he was forbidden to
    touch Gundam models for a week.
[11:59] ---
    Tamama: The Friendship
    Jealousy Shot, Sir!
[12:06] ---
    Jealousy, jealousy,
    jealousy, jealousy, jealousy...
[12:13] ---
    Jealousy, jealousy...
[12:18] ---
    Oh no!
[12:22] ---
    That Pekoponian boy practices every day.
[12:34] ---
    How can he ever become a world-class player
[12:37] ---
    with such simple and easy practice?
[12:40] ---
    Looks like I have to step in.
    I will fire him up a bit.
[12:44] ---
    Anti-barrier, check okay.
[12:51] ---
    Too slow!
[12:56] ---
    Huh?
[13:03] ---
    Um...
[13:05] ---
    What do you think you are doing?!
[13:07] ---
    I'm sorry!
[13:08] ---
    Oh... Oh no!
[13:11] ---
    Wait, he cannot see me.
    I have the anti-barrier.
[13:15] ---
    I will talk my way out of this.
[13:17] ---
    Looks like it's broken.
SIGN    Out of order
[13:21] ---
    I'm sure you cannot see me,
    but I am just a deity passing through.
[13:27] ---
    Looks like he can see you.
[13:29] ---
    A deity?
[13:30] ---
    Hey. Do not question God's words!
[13:33] ---
    I'm sorry!
[13:35] ---
    Anyway, why are you practicing all alone, young one?
[13:39] ---
    Because I'm bad at it,
    so I need more practice.
[13:46] ---
    I really want to improve my skills.
[13:53] ---
    From that day on,
     Tamama took an interest in the boy
[13:57] ---
    and came to watch him every day.
[14:20] ---
    You really are a deity!
[14:24] ---
    Okay! God will personally play with you!
[14:43] ---
    Now then, I will teach you
    a special deadly shot.
[14:47] ---
    But I play defense...
[14:49] ---
    That does not matter.
    If you do not do it, who will?
[14:53] ---
    Those with the desire to win
    walk away as the winners.
[14:58] ---
    Twist that straight-and-narrow
    personality of yours.
[15:01] ---
    Hatred. Anger. Envy. Bitterness.
[15:04] ---
    Gather all those emotions together.
[15:06] ---
    Take the resentment you feel
    towards your puny and miserable self
[15:10] ---
    and release it all at once!
[15:12] ---
    That's how you do the
    Tamama... Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    Jealousy
[15:19] ---
    Go hit that woman!
[15:22] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[15:26] ---
    Oh...
[15:29] ---
    I... I am sorry.
[15:32] ---
    It's okay. I should be going home
    by now, anyway.
[15:36] ---
    Thank you for everything, God.
[15:41] ---
    I promise I'll bring a new ball.
[15:45] ---
    So make sure you come
    back here tomorrow, young one!
[15:48] ---
    B-But tomorrow...
[15:56] ---
    Friendship, how beautiful it is.
[15:59] ---
    But somehow, that boy seems sad.
[16:05] ---
    You need to replace a soccer ball?
     That's not a problem.
[16:09] ---
    Do you want a gold ball?
    Or a silver ball?
[16:13] ---
    An ordinary one.
[16:14] ---
    It would be easy to get a ball
    from the same manufacturer.
[16:19] ---
    But are you sure that's going to be enough?
[16:21] ---
    Huh?
[16:22] ---
    The truth is, some boys
    have a personal attachment
[16:24] ---
    to a specific ball.
[16:26] ---
    Why did you make such a promise?
[16:30] ---
    A friendship between men.
[16:33] ---
    Well then, I must make sure
     that's what he gets.
[16:39] ---
    Listen up. The target is the
    scattered scraps of this ball.
[16:42] ---
    We can't afford to miss a single piece.
[16:43] ---
    Roger!
[16:46] ---
    Well, we should be able to
    restore the ball by noon tomorrow.
[16:50] ---
    A-Are you serious?
[16:52] ---
    Yes, because this is
    a friendship between men,
[16:55] ---
    and I gave you my word.
[16:57] ---
    Thank you very much.
[16:59] ---
    Isn't that great, Tama-chan?
[17:01] ---
    And so, the next day...
[17:10] ---
    Maybe he can't come because of the snow.
[17:26] ---
    Day after day, Tamama went to the park,
[17:30] ---
    but the boy never came back again.
[17:46] ---
    Dororo-senpai?
[17:49] ---
    Tamama-dono...
[17:51] ---
    I am glad to see you here!
[17:52] ---
    Have you happened to see a
    grade school boy playing here?
[17:56] ---
    Tamama-dono. Look at that.
SIGN    I'm sorry
SIGN    goodbye
SIGN    god
SIGN    I'm sorry, goodbye, and thank you, my tadpole god.
[18:11] ---
    I'm sorry, goodbye, and
    thank you, my tadpole god.
[18:23] ---
    Looks like he wrote that
    the night before it snowed.
[18:27] ---
    That means...
[18:30] ---
    ...he could see me
    from the very beginning.
[18:35] ---
    Tamama-dono...
[18:38] ---
    What did he mean... by goodbye?
[18:43] ---
    A few days later...
[18:46] ---
    Are you sure we are going to see him?
[18:49] ---
    I am an expert at search missions.
[18:54] ---
    And now we're at a grade school
     high up in the mountains.
[18:58] ---
    Ah! That is him!
[19:01] ---
    That snowy day was the day he moved here.
[19:08] ---
    Why did you do that?
[19:09] ---
    Defense shouldn't come up front like that.
[19:12] ---
    Sorry. I'll go get the ball.
[19:14] ---
    Tamama-dono! Here is your chance.
[19:17] ---
    Yeah.
[19:21] ---
    Our promise.
[19:24] ---
    I'm sure it's here somewhere...
[19:29] ---
    Oh... There it is.
[19:33] ---
    This ball...
[19:35] ---
    The scratches and marks are the same...
[19:38] ---
    It's the first ball I ever bought!
[19:41] ---
    The deity?
[19:43] ---
    Hey. What's taking so long?
[19:45] ---
    I'll be right there!
[19:47] ---
    Sorry.
[19:49] ---
    Everything worked out
    real fine, Tamama-dono.
[20:06] ---
    That's right. I have to do it.
    I have to want to win.
[20:12] ---
    The special... Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    Be appreciative; Live honestly; Work hard; Live sincerely.
[20:25] ---
    I... I did it...
[20:27] ---
    That was great...
[20:32] ---
    That was great.
[20:34] ---
    I've never seen anything like that before.
[20:36] ---
    W-Why, thank you.
[20:38] ---
    What do you call that shot again?
[20:41] ---
    The Jealousy Shot...
[20:43] ---
    What do you mean by that?
[20:44] ---
    I bet he means it makes the opponent angry.
[20:47] ---
    Uh... Not really.
[20:48] ---
    That was really something!
[20:51] ---
    You have got it all wrong!
[20:52] ---
    That was the Anger,
    Hatred and Jealousy Shot!
[20:55] ---
    Master Tamama, you have got to stop!
[20:57] ---
    Did you hear a voice from up there?
[20:59] ---
    That must've been an alien!
[21:00] ---
    We must leave this place at once.
[21:03] ---
    Look, over there!
[21:04] ---
    I saw a flash of light!
[21:06] ---
    I knew it was that deity.
    Thank you for the ball.
[21:11] ---
    I'll keep working hard,
    so you turn into a great frog, okay?
[21:17] ---
    And the boy looked up into a winter sky
    that was forever and ever blue.
[21:24] ---
    It was the shot I taught him!
    I should get the credit!
[21:28] ---
    I... I understand all that, Tamama-dono.
    Stop it, or we might fall!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
    Let's begin!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
    Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero.
    This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero
    Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    There are two windows
    that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Through them is a view of Pekopon.
    (Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sokokara Pekopon miechatta
    (Shinryaku de arimasu)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
    for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu…!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    But another U-turn causes the ship
    to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho U-turn oyama
    ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yabei yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    "Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Boke gaeru!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
    clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Until it's so sparkling clean that
    you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Omowazu houzuri pikkapika
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    There's always extra room
    for more french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Furaido potato wa betsu bara desu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But, more Nyororos?
    No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Nyororo dake wa mou kanben…(Dame desuka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou ichido suwarete koi!!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
    There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
    Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    "Sore wa doussu kane"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Keroro Gunso kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Giroro.
    The cold weather is here to stay.
[23:10] ---
    A rubdown with a dry towel or
    playing the "oshikura manju" game.
[23:13] ---
    Apparently, Pekoponians have many ways
[23:15] ---
    of getting through the winter.
[23:17] ---
    Maybe I'll try it, too.
[23:19] ---
    I'll start by playing
    "oshikura manju" with Natsumi.
[23:21] ---
    That aside, the next episode is
[23:23] ---
    about the Japanese custom
    called "Setsubun," darling.
[23:25] ---
    "Giroro: No Tears
    for the Red Oni, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    "Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories in one! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E43 - Giroro: No Tears for the Red Oni, Sir! / Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Giroro: No Tears
    for the Red Oni, Sir!
[01:39] ---
    Once upon a time, a red oni
    and a blue oni lived together.
SIGN    Blue Oni and
    Red Oni's house
SIGN    We have some
     tasty sweets
    and fine tea.
    Please have some,
    if you'd like.
[01:46] ---
    The red oni was always trying
    to become friends with humans.
[01:51] ---
    But one day,
[01:54] ---
    the blue oni suddenly
    attacked the villagers.
[01:58] ---
    The red oni stopped him,
    and drove him away.
[02:04] ---
    The villagers were grateful
    to the red oni,
[02:06] ---
    and became friends with him.
[02:09] ---
    But when he came home, there was
    no sign of the blue oni anywhere.
SIGN    Red Oni's house
[02:13] ---
    Then the red oni found a letter
    left behind by the blue oni.
SIGN    To Red Oni From Blue Oni
[02:17] ---
    And this was what was written on it...
[02:20] ---
    "Red Oni...
[02:22] ---
    I'm glad you finally made friends
    with the villagers.
[02:24] ---
    But they think I'm bad, and if
    they find out I'm your friend,
[02:28] ---
    they'll get scared of you again
    and you'll lose all your new friends.
[02:32] ---
    So, I must leave.
[02:34] ---
    I hope you'll be happy with the villagers."
SIGN    Fairy Tales of Japan
[02:41] ---
    How could this be?! This is
    just too sad for the blue oni!
[02:48] ---
    That aside,
    why don't you clean up your room?
[02:52] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[02:54] ---
    Well? Have you finished the story yet?
[02:57] ---
    The blue oni is such an angel!
[03:00] ---
    I don't know... I smell a hypocrite here.
[03:02] ---
    It was totally moving.
[03:04] ---
    Or, like, super pathos?
[03:06] ---
    The blue oni gave me a great idea
[03:10] ---
    on how to suck up to Lady Natsumi.
[03:13] ---
    I shall call it...
[03:14] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Operation Manual "Operation: Blue Oni!" Yay! Check it out!
[03:15] ---
    Operation: Blue Oni.
[03:18] ---
    What a bland title.
[03:19] ---
    You're never the creative type.
[03:21] ---
    What kind of operation do you have in mind?
[03:24] ---
    First, just like the blue oni
    who attacked the village,
[03:27] ---
    I'll attack Lady Natsumi.
[03:28] ---
    Any bad children here?!
[03:31] ---
    Sounds unrealistic right off the bat...
[03:33] ---
    You wanna die? Go ahead, I won't stop you.
[03:36] ---
    I-I'll think about how to do it later.
[03:39] ---
    Anyhow, soon the red oni
    shows up to save Lady Natsumi.
[03:44] ---
    Hey, stop!
[03:44] ---
    From his color,
    Giroro would be the most suitable.
[03:48] ---
    Giroro will successfully defeat me.
[03:50] ---
    Thank you, Giroro.
[03:51] ---
    Natsumi...
SIGN    Tangerines
[03:53] ---
    And the two will become
    the closest of friends.
[03:56] ---
    It's almost the same as the
    fairy tale up to this point. However...
[04:00] ---
    The similarities end here.
SIGN    To Red Oni
[04:03] ---
    What if that letter the blue oni
    left for the red oni
[04:08] ---
    was also read by the villagers?
[04:10] ---
    I'm sure the blue oni
[04:11] ---
    would have become friends
    with the villagers, too.
[04:14] ---
    Not only that,
[04:15] ---
    they'd probably think more highly
    of the blue oni than the red oni.
[04:18] ---
    Or, like, sudden flip-flop?
[04:20] ---
    Exactly. So I'll use that idea.
SIGN    To Giroro-kun
[04:23] ---
    Oh, Giroro.
[04:24] ---
    When Tamama is bringing
    my letter to Giroro...
[04:27] ---
    Oops, I slipped.
[04:28] ---
    ...he accidentally
    hands it over to Lady Natsumi.
[04:31] ---
    Oops, my bad. I have just handed
    this letter to Natchi by mistake.
[04:35] ---
    And when Lady Natsumi reads it...
[04:37] ---
    Huh? W-What is this...?
SIGN    Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and Lady Natsumi have become friends.
[04:39] ---
    Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and
    Lady Natsumi have become friends.
[04:43] ---
    As long as you're happy,
    I don't mind being the bad guy.
[04:48] ---
    Ohh...
SIGN    From your bosom buddy, Keroro
[04:49] ---
    Because your happiness is my happiness.
[04:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you're as devious as ever.
[04:55] ---
    Well then, please read your
    "operation manual"
[04:57] ---
    for the details of the plan.
[05:00] ---
    First, let's get to the
    first phase of the plan.
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero gero...
[05:07] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    I have some tasty sweets and fine tea. Feel free to stop by.
[05:08] ---
    "I have some tasty sweets
    and fine tea. Feel free to stop by."
[05:13] ---
    What the heck could Giroro
    be up to this time?
[05:16] ---
    What's the matter? Are you looking for me?
[05:21] ---
    Wha?! What is this?
[05:22] ---
    Yeah, about that...
[05:25] ---
    Sweets and tea...? How ridiculous.
    U-Unless of course, you insist...
[05:30] ---
    Hey, I think you're
    misunderstanding something here.
[05:32] ---
    Huh?
[05:33] ---
    Aren't you the one who
    put up that sign right there?
[05:35] ---
    O-Of course not.
    Why would I do such a thing?
[05:38] ---
    Huh? Don't tell me...
[05:43] ---
    What's up, Giroro-kun?
[05:45] ---
    Keroro. What the heck
    is the meaning of this?
[05:48] ---
    Oh yeah, that.
[05:49] ---
    We'll make you get closer to Lady Natsumi.
[05:52] ---
    The sign is what you'd
    call an icebreaker, I guess.
SIGN    Ba-dump
[05:56] ---
    What? Get close to Natsumi?!
[05:59] ---
    Yup. And I have the best plan, sir.
[06:03] ---
    You wanna hear it?
[06:06] ---
    R-Ridiculous. Totally ridiculous.
[06:08] ---
    I will never go along with such
    a ridiculous operation. Got that?
SIGN    Thud
SIGN    Wham
[06:21] ---
    No matter what you say,
    we'll still go with the plan.
[06:29] ---
    What a beautiful sunset...
[06:31] ---
    Or, like, pretty background?
[06:34] ---
    Ha! This is it. Words flow out
    like a spring of water.
[06:38] ---
    Are you writing what they
    call a haiku, Mr. Sergeant?
[06:41] ---
    Done.
[06:42] ---
    Wow! Let me hear it!
[06:44] ---
    Ahem. Okay, I'll read it.
[06:46] ---
    "When two lovers are together,
    it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
[06:52] ---
    It flutters in the wind
    and embraces the lovers."
[06:55] ---
    What a lovely haiku, Uncle.
[06:58] ---
    That is not a haiku. That is just a poem.
[07:00] ---
    Right. It's a poem dedicated to all lovers.
[07:04] ---
    And this will set the mood
    for Giroro and Lady Natsumi
[07:07] ---
    to fall in love.
[07:09] ---
    Natsumi...
[07:10] ---
    Giroro...
[07:11] ---
    We now go into Phase 2 of our operation.
[07:17] ---
    This is Kululu.
[07:19] ---
    Everything's set up
    exactly according to the plan.
SIGN    Studio 6
    623 Radio!
[07:21] ---
    We're good to go.
[07:26] ---
    Well, here we are again.
    Another installment of 623 Radio.
[07:30] ---
    Thank you for sending in your letters.
[07:33] ---
    We'll start with our first one.
[07:36] ---
    It's finally begun. Private, stay sharp.
[07:41] ---
    Okay.
[07:44] ---
    Our first postcard comes from
[07:46] ---
    Inner-Tokyo, and he goes
    by the name of "Blue Oni."
[07:50] ---
    "Good evening, 623-san.
[07:51] ---
    Let me tell you what happened the other day.
[07:54] ---
    On my way home from school,
    I was harassed by a bunch of delinquents.
[07:58] ---
    That's when a man that looked
    like a frog appeared and saved me."
[08:00] ---
    Huh?
[08:01] ---
    "The truth is, I have never really
    liked frogs before.
[08:05] ---
    But now I realize they're
    not so bad, after all."
[08:07] ---
    Really? A man that looked like a frog?
[08:10] ---
    A frog?
[08:11] ---
    First we go with the subtle approach.
    Now we've hooked her in.
[08:17] ---
    Let's move on to the next letter, shall we?
[08:18] ---
    This one is from Inner-Tokyo and
    he's using the name "Blue Oni..."
[08:22] ---
    Hey, it's the same guy.
[08:24] ---
    Hmph. It's the same old tired show.
[08:24] ---
    Come to think of it, it's almost Setsubun.
[08:27] ---
    What's so good about this, anyway?
[08:27] ---
    Maybe this letter is from a real oni.
[08:29] ---
    "623-san, which color
    do you like better, red or green?
[08:32] ---
    I think red is nice since
    it's such a passionate color,
[08:35] ---
    but I prefer green, since it's humble
    and shows real kindness.
[08:40] ---
    Green is a color that can actually
    relieve stress and ease tension."
[08:42] ---
    Red...? Green...?
[08:44] ---
    Another subtle but effective jab
    straight into her heart.
[08:47] ---
    This plan of mine is flawless.
[08:53] ---
    Okay, it's time to move in.
[08:57] ---
    What? I'm busy listening to the radio...
[09:01] ---
    Lady Natsumi! Prepare yourself, ma'am!
[09:05] ---
    What the heck are those?
[09:07] ---
    What else but space leeches, ma'am?
[09:12] ---
    And they'll cling on to every bit
    of your skin and immobilize you,
[09:16] ---
    so you'll have no choice but to listen to me
    ramble on about Gundam models all night.
[09:22] ---
    No... help me!
[09:28] ---
    Oh no, Corporal Giroro. Look what I found.
SIGN    To Giroro
[09:32] ---
    Huh? Where's the corporal?
[09:35] ---
    Tamama, sit here.
[09:38] ---
    Did I mess up?
[09:40] ---
    You were supposed to call Giroro
    here first for the plan to work!
[09:42] ---
    What? Is that so?
[09:44] ---
    What's wrong with you?
    Take out your operation manual!
[09:48] ---
    Look here.
[09:49] ---
    It says after I attack,
[09:51] ---
    you're supposed to go call Giroro for help.
[09:55] ---
    So it does...
[09:56] ---
    Can I see that, too?
[09:57] ---
    Sure.
[09:58] ---
    And then you were supposed
    to bring that letter here,
[10:00] ---
    and accidentally hand it over
    to Lady Natsumi.
[10:03] ---
    Now I remember!
[10:04] ---
    And reading the letter will move me so much
[10:06] ---
    that I'll start to like you, huh?
[10:08] ---
    That's correct.
[10:09] ---
    That's because Lady Natsumi
    is simple-minded!
[10:14] ---
    Who are you calling simple-minded?
[10:16] ---
    Huh? Were you listening?
[10:18] ---
    How dare you ruin my
    favorite time of the day?!
[10:22] ---
    Now, let's read some poems
    that were sent in to us.
[10:26] ---
    I'm sure we'll be reading some
    lovely poetry from you out there.
[10:30] ---
    What's that?
[10:32] ---
    What happened, Keroro?
[10:33] ---
    Are you all right?
    Tell me, who did this to you?
[10:37] ---
    Hang in there!
     You're not hurt that bad!
[10:41] ---
    G-Gi... Giroro...
[10:45] ---
    Keroro...
[10:46] ---
    This comes yet again from
    the "Blue Oni" of Inner-Tokyo.
[10:51] ---
    "When two lovers are together,
    it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
[10:58] ---
    It flutters in the wind
    and embraces the lovers."
[11:00] ---
    At last, it's just the two of us now.
[11:04] ---
    Yeah... this is between you and me.
[11:08] ---
    This ain't what I had in mind, sir.
[11:10] ---
    Operation Blue Oni: a total flop.
[11:20] ---
    Once upon a time...
    No wait... this is a story of today.
[11:23] ---
    There is this green alien...
[11:29] ---
    I always thought the red oni
    really rocked.
[11:31] ---
    That blue oni is just
    a hypocrite. He must be.
[11:33] ---
    What's this, all of a sudden?
[11:35] ---
    I can't tell you why, but I'll try to be
[11:37] ---
    a great red oni, starting today.
[11:39] ---
    Oh, perfect timing.
SIGN    Oni away!
[11:41] ---
    Oni away!
[11:49] ---
    Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
SIGN    Soybeans
[12:00] ---
    Soybeans.
[12:01] ---
    S-Sarge?
[12:03] ---
    Good luck, come!
[12:06] ---
    Oni, away!!
[12:10] ---
    S-Sis?
[12:11] ---
    Grandma sent over these soybeans
    to celebrate the coming of spring.
[12:15] ---
    It would be a shame if we don't
    scatter these all around the house.
[12:17] ---
    That's not scattering,
    that's pelting as hard as you can...
[12:22] ---
    Th-That was cruel, ma'am!
[12:23] ---
    I have every right to get angry.
    Right, Master Fuyuki?
[12:25] ---
    I... I guess...
[12:27] ---
    I tell you. Being pelted by beans
    out of the blue like this...
SIGN    Intense anger
[12:29] ---
    I don't know... it hurts,
    but it tastes good...
SIGN    Chomp chomp
[12:33] ---
    Today is Setsubun, a Japanese
    custom to drive away demons
[12:36] ---
    and invite good fortune
     by scattering beans.
[12:39] ---
    And since you said you
    wanted to be an oni...
[12:42] ---
    I'll give you those beans,
    so forgive me, okay?
[12:45] ---
    My compensation is soybeans?
SIGN    Chomp chomp
[12:50] ---
    Just then, the nutritious
    Japanese organic soybeans
[12:54] ---
    made specially by Grandma Hinata
    energized the green alien's brain.
[12:59] ---
    Looks like Lady Natsumi
    has just made a crucial mistake.
[13:03] ---
    She just gave me an idea
     on how to get even,
[13:05] ---
    and not only that, she gave me
    this highly-nutritious feast!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[13:13] ---
    What the heck is this?
[13:17] ---
    Darn it. Who's on duty here today?
SIGN    Kero 3, Kero 4, Natsu 5, Natsu 6, Fuyu 7, Fuyu 8, Kero 9, Kero 10, Natsu 11, Natsu 12
SIGN    Kero 3 Kero 4
[13:21] ---
    I knew it was him.
[13:24] ---
    Huh?
[13:24] ---
    Remember what you did
    to me earlier, Lady Natsumi?
[13:27] ---
    Oh, so you brought your
    henchmen to take revenge, huh?
[13:30] ---
    You said it. Brace yourself, ma'am...
[13:33] ---
    Shut up and finish washing the dishes!
[13:37] ---
    Natchi's scarier than an oni.
[13:39] ---
    Hurry up and shoot, Kululu!
[13:41] ---
    Roger.
[13:44] ---
    Oh no! Not another weird gun?!
[13:47] ---
    Click!
[13:55] ---
    W-What the heck did you just do?
[13:58] ---
    Oh no! This is so embarrassing!
[14:00] ---
    Excellent, Sergeant Major Kululu.
[14:03] ---
    Well, then...
[14:04] ---
    What's with this tiger outfit...
    Ow. What the heck was that for?
[14:08] ---
    What do you mean?
    It's Setsubun today, ma'am.
[14:11] ---
    Custom says we throw soybeans
    at oni, right?
[14:13] ---
    Oni? Yikes! Why do I have horns?!
[14:17] ---
    It's an oni's job to get hit by beans.
[14:20] ---
    And if you don't like it,
    blame it on Japanese customs, ma'am.
[14:24] ---
    All right, men. Get ready!
[14:26] ---
    Tama!
[14:27] ---
    Kulu!
[14:28] ---
    Attack now!
[14:32] ---
    Yay!
[14:34] ---
    Oni away!
[14:36] ---
    Hold it right there!
[14:37] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[14:39] ---
    Hold it!
[14:40] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[14:44] ---
    This isn't funny at all.
[14:47] ---
    What the...
[14:51] ---
    Why can't I take them off?!
[14:59] ---
    Right now your body will not accept
[15:01] ---
    anything except that costume, ma'am.
[15:04] ---
    It would be so embarrassing,
    you cannot even go outside like that.
[15:09] ---
    Why don't we enjoy this
    Setsubun game to the fullest?
[15:15] ---
    Oni away! Oni away!
[15:17] ---
    Hey! The oni is getting away!
[15:23] ---
    S-Sis... You're cosplaying?!
[15:26] ---
    No, those stupid frogs forced me
    to wear this oni outfit!
[15:30] ---
    An oni? Hmm...
[15:33] ---
    Hold on a sec...
[15:34] ---
    Hey, c'mon, help...
    hey, what are you doing?
[15:36] ---
    Sis. That's no ordinary oni costume.
[15:40] ---
    I think there's a detailed description of it
[15:42] ---
    in the legends of oni in Inner-Tokyo...
[15:44] ---
    Never mind.
[15:51] ---
    It's no use trying to escape, ma'am.
[15:59] ---
    Owww!
[16:00] ---
    Lady Natsumi's horns transmit
    a signal which attracts the soybeans.
[16:03] ---
    Amazing!
[16:05] ---
    But now we have run out of those
    all-important soybeans...
[16:09] ---
    Let's see...
SIGN    Tangerines
[16:11] ---
    It's okay if we don't have soybeans.
[16:13] ---
    We can use anything that's
    made out of soybeans.
[16:15] ---
    Like this, for example.
SIGN    Low sodium bean paste
[16:17] ---
    Bean paste?
[16:18] ---
    Toss it.
[16:27] ---
    What the heck are you throwing at me?
[16:29] ---
    Wow! This is really fun! I wanna do more!
[16:34] ---
    Jeez, what's with the bean paste?
SIGN    Soy milk
SIGN    Tofu Soy
SIGN    Soy sauce
[16:39] ---
    Soy sauce.
[16:40] ---
    Tofu.
[16:41] ---
    And soy milk.
[16:42] ---
    You've kidding!
[16:44] ---
    Ow. Ow. Ow.
[16:46] ---
    Ow. Ouch.
[16:48] ---
    Now what?
SIGN    Bean curd cake
[16:50] ---
    Bean curd cake.
[16:51] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Soybean flour
[16:51] ---
    Soybean flour.
[16:52] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Soybean curd
[16:53] ---
    Soybean curd.
[16:54] ---
    OK.
[16:55] ---
    Um... let's see now...
[16:55] ---
    Hey, you two, stop wasting food!
[16:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, this one?
[16:59] ---
    Ooh!
[17:02] ---
    Why can't I open this?
[17:04] ---
    It's no use, ma'am.
[17:06] ---
    There is no escape, ma'am.
[17:08] ---
    Okay, I apologize for what I did,
    so can you turn me back to normal?
[17:12] ---
    If you want to return to normal,
    you have to agree to my terms.
[17:16] ---
    Your terms?
[17:17] ---
    Yes. Give me authority over
    the entire Hinata family.
[17:22] ---
    You know I can't agree to that!
[17:24] ---
    Oh, really? Then what do you say to this?
SIGN    Natto
[17:28] ---
    Th-Those are...
[17:30] ---
    That's right. It's natto.
[17:32] ---
    If you're not going to accept my request,
[17:35] ---
    your whole body will be covered in natto,
     and it will start to ferment, ma'am.
[17:40] ---
    Now, accept my request!
[17:43] ---
    How can I? I can't.
[17:45] ---
    Then you leave me no choice.
[17:50] ---
    Nooooo!
[17:57] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[17:58] ---
    Ow. Ow. Ow.
[18:00] ---
    What's wrong? What happened?
[18:03] ---
    This is Kululu.
[18:04] ---
    The guinea pig we used
    to test that gun just escaped.
[18:08] ---
    Say what? I told you to keep an eye on him!
[18:18] ---
    Tamama, let's get out of here.
[18:19] ---
    Roger!
[18:21] ---
    Oh, shoot.
[18:33] ---
    Giroro!
[18:34] ---
    Oni away, I say!
[18:39] ---
    Oni away!
[18:42] ---
    Oni away!
[18:45] ---
    Stay still!
[18:49] ---
    The Red Oni is three times
    more powerful.
[18:52] ---
    Well, only 1.3 times,
    but he is definitely more powerful.
[18:59] ---
    Bullied Natsumi... Bullied Natsumi...
[19:04] ---
    Oh no.
[19:05] ---
    He's gone berserk,
    and can't talk right anymore.
[19:05] ---
    Bullied Natsumi...
[19:08] ---
    I've got no choice...
    I must use force to stop him!
SIGN    Transformation complete FA (Full Armor) Keroro
[19:21] ---
    Keroro, full armor transformation!
[19:23] ---
    It's been a long time since
    I last took you on seriously.
[19:28] ---
    Come on, let's enjoy this fight...
[19:35] ---
    Amazing... You saw through
    the only weakness in my full armor,
[19:38] ---
    raining bullets on my
    totally unprotected face.
[19:41] ---
    Corporal Giroro... you may be my subordinate,
[19:44] ---
    but you're definitely a formidable man.
[19:49] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:49] ---
    Giroro!
[19:55] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:58] ---
    Giroro!
[20:00] ---
    Don't let your guard down
    until the end, I say.
[20:04] ---
    And so I'm the victor.
[20:07] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[20:09] ---
    Sis, I finally found it.
    That's not an oni, it's a thunder god.
[20:13] ---
    A thunder god?
[20:14] ---
    Yeah.
[20:15] ---
    That's why you have all those taiko drums
    behind you. Right, Sarge?
[20:19] ---
    I... I don't know what
    you're talking about...
[20:22] ---
    So that means...
[20:26] ---
    ...I can do this, right?
[20:30] ---
    Take that! And that!
[20:37] ---
    All right!
[20:38] ---
    K-Kululu... you fool.
[20:45] ---
    W-What's this?
[20:46] ---
    A chocolate cake.
    It's to thank you for saving me.
[20:50] ---
    Here.
[20:54] ---
    This is sweet... almost too sweet.
[20:55] ---
    Oh, shut up. It's supposed to be sweet...
[21:01] ---
    ...though I guess I should use
    a little less sugar next time.
[21:05] ---
    And so, the red alien enjoyed
    a pleasant moment with an Earthling.
[21:11] ---
    And they lived happily ever after.
[21:14] ---
    Meanwhile, the green alien...
[21:19] ---
    It's all about Little Red Riding Hood now!
SIGN    Operation: Little Red Riding Hood Is it too obvious?
[21:23] ---
    Let's start Operation:
    Little Red Riding Hood now.
[21:26] ---
    First, I'll get eaten by a Nyororo.
[21:29] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[21:30] ---
    It seems the green alien
    hasn't learned his lesson, after all.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
    Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
    Let's get started!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro.
    This is the Giroro drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro
    Giroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    When the setting red sun
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "Nani kore~"
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "What the heck is that?"
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    "Sutete kite!"
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Go and throw it out!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Shouri no hata o hatamekase
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    With our victory flags
    triumphantly fluttering,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Fune de norikome teki jinchi
    (Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Charge into enemy territory by ship,
     (Watch out for traps!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    "Gakkou iku dake dakara"
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    I'm just going to school.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
    "Majide?"
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    My old man has a double chin.
    (No kidding?)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Even on a blind trail,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Keep your eyes forward
    and advance at a crawl.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    There may be many twists and turns,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
    (Natsumi…!!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But be forthright about your true feelings.
    (Natsumi...!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
    "Giku!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
    (Yikes!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Corporal Giroro!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:08] ---
    This is Kululu.
    Inventing things is pretty hard work.
[23:11] ---
    Especially for me,
[23:12] ---
    since I devise things that
    will cause trouble for others.
[23:15] ---
    The other day, I accidentally
    made something that was useful.
[23:18] ---
    But I destroyed it right away.
[23:20] ---
    That aside, in the next episode,
    we take on winter sports!
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
    A Sports Showdown, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
    Assault Robot Battle, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E44 - Keroro vs. Fuyuki: A Sports Showdown, Sir! / Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating Assault Robot Battle, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[01:39] ---
    Alien invaders tend to
    investigate all kinds of things.
[01:46] ---
    Perhaps it's time for a practical test.
[01:51] ---
    Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
    A Sports Showdown, Sir!
[01:56] ---
    What? A Keronian...
[01:58] ---
    ...and an Earthling?
[01:59] ---
    Why do you have to compare
    our athletic skills?
[02:02] ---
    Well, our HQ wants a
    report on which is superior,
[02:07] ---
    and I need some practical data.
[02:12] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Ahem!
[02:13] ---
    No doubt, Keronians are more athletic.
[02:15] ---
    What did you say?
[02:19] ---
    Have you forgotten, ma'am?
[02:20] ---
    Huh?
[02:21] ---
    Lady Natsumi ended up
    eating my bubbles when we raced.
SIGN    Hahahahaha!
SIGN    Nostalgic
    Scenes
[02:24] ---
    The sergeant is referring to their race
    at the school swimming pool.
[02:29] ---
    All right!
[02:33] ---
    You won't beat me at any other sport.
[02:36] ---
    I'll show you how much stronger we are.
[02:38] ---
    There's no way you'll chicken out, right?
[02:42] ---
    Of course not. I'll accept your challenge.
[02:45] ---
    But there's one condition.
[02:48] ---
    The Pekopon representative
    will be Master Fuyuki!
[02:50] ---
    Me?
[02:51] ---
    Why me?
[02:51] ---
    Why him?
[02:53] ---
    Why would I be interested
    in beating a loser again?
SIGN    Keroro, Keroro, Keroro...
[02:56] ---
    And don't forget.
[02:57] ---
    The champion has the right
    to choose his next challenger.
[02:59] ---
    The truth is...
[03:01] ---
    ...if I'm gonna fight Master Fuyuki,
    there's no way I can lose.
SIGN    Gerori
[03:05] ---
    Fuyuki, wipe the floor
    with this stupid frog
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[03:09] ---
    and teach him a lesson.
[03:10] ---
    What? I don't want to...
[03:13] ---
    You've got to beat him!
[03:14] ---
    That's the only way that
    braggart will shut up!
[03:18] ---
    For a change of pace,
    let's look at the Nishizawa mansion.
[03:20] ---
    And a short distance
    from the mansion, we have...
SIGN    Nishizawa Winter Comprehensive Sports Complex
[03:24] ---
    ...the Nishizawa Winter
    Comprehensive Complex.
[03:28] ---
    Opening Ceremony!
SIGN    Yay! Yay!
SIGN    Victory Is Yours,
    Hinata Fuyuki!
    Fuyuki, you're the man!
[03:33] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN    Earthling Cheerleaders
[03:35] ---
    Fuyuki! Don't you dare lose!
[03:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[03:42] ---
    Ahh... The great thing about sports
[03:44] ---
    is that I can openly shout out
    his name at the top of my voice.
SIGN    Bravo, Sports
[03:47] ---
    Bravo, sports!
SIGN    Alien Cheerleaders
[03:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! I hope you win!
[03:52] ---
    Or, like, total effort?
[03:54] ---
    This was all Kululu's idea. Where is he?
[03:56] ---
    He said he would stay in the lab to
    analyze the data from this event.
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN    Hang tough.
    Clobber him.
[04:02] ---
    Why me...?
[04:04] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[04:05] ---
    Remember that the
    true objective of sports
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:07] ---
    is to strengthen relationships
    through fair competition, sir.
[04:09] ---
    This competition will make our
    relationship stronger than ever.
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:15] ---
    You're right!
[04:16] ---
    It doesn't matter who wins!
    This is about friendship, right?
SIGN    Fuyu
[04:20] ---
    Good luck, Sergeant.
[04:21] ---
    Don't hold back on my account, sir.
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    Hinata Fuyuki
[04:25] ---
    I'd never hold back anyway.
    Why would I?
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero...
[04:29] ---
    The first event, Ski Giant Slalom!
SIGN    Ski Giant Slalom
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:34] ---
    This is for friendship.
[04:36] ---
    For the future of
    Keronians and Pekoponians!
[04:43] ---
    Who cares about friendship?
    Victory is what counts most in sports!
SIGN    Suddenly!
[04:48] ---
    Suddenly...
[04:49] ---
    Two mysterious objects were seen
     flying over the sergeant.
[04:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[04:59] ---
    What the?
[05:00] ---
    Or, like, causes unknown?
[05:06] ---
    Huh?
[05:07] ---
    You did it! You won the first event!
[05:09] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:11] ---
    Second event, Jump Normal Hill!
SIGN    Jump Normal Hill
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[05:13] ---
    Sarge, are you okay?
[05:15] ---
    Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[05:17] ---
    What matters is our friendship.
     This is nothing, sir.
[05:21] ---
    Then, I'll go ahead.
[05:23] ---
    No way I'm letting you win again.
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[05:27] ---
    I'm scared!
[05:29] ---
    Huh?
[05:29] ---
    Whoa... I'm flying!
[05:33] ---
    Wow...
[05:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[05:34] ---
    I'm sure he'll get good distance.
SIGN    But!
[05:36] ---
    But!
[05:36] ---
    Suddenly...
SIGN    Suddenly!
[05:39] ---
    A mysterious gust blows Fuyuki back!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN    Hinata Fuyuki Zero Distance
[05:45] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki, zero distance.
[05:47] ---
    What?
[05:48] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:50] ---
    Oh? Fuyuki-kun?!
[05:52] ---
    Where'd that wind come from?
[05:53] ---
    I'm sure it was anything but natural.
[05:56] ---
    Yahoo!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[06:01] ---
    Why, thank you. I won handily.
[06:04] ---
    Uncle, that was fantastic!
[06:06] ---
    The third event, Curling.
SIGN    Curling
[06:08] ---
    Teammates are allowed for this event.
[06:14] ---
    Oh no! Look at that brushing!
[06:16] ---
    Of course. The sergeant has had
     a lot of practice with that.
[06:20] ---
    There!
[06:24] ---
    Well, that's my second straight win.
[06:27] ---
    Not so fast!
SIGN    Yet again
[06:31] ---
    Yet again, suddenly...
SIGN    Suddenly!
[06:32] ---
    ...a mysterious liquid falls from the sky.
[06:37] ---
    Huh?
[06:38] ---
    What happened?
[06:40] ---
    Well, well. That's just too bad.
[06:44] ---
    Glue...?
[06:46] ---
    But how?
[06:48] ---
    Could it be the sergeant?
[06:53] ---
    All that talk about friendship...
    It was just a lie.
[06:58] ---
    The fourth event, the Bobsled.
[06:59] ---
    Teammates are allowed for this one, too.
[07:01] ---
    Smooth sailing.
SIGN    But that wasn't the case!!
[07:03] ---
    But that wasn't the case!
[07:08] ---
    Another mysterious accident.
[07:10] ---
    How could that screw be loose?
[07:12] ---
    I don't know...
    My maintenance was perfect.
[07:17] ---
    Could it be... Master Fuyuki did it?
[07:21] ---
    Anyhow, the competition is tied at two-all.
[07:26] ---
    And more mysterious accidents follow.
[07:30] ---
    Ice Hockey...
[07:37] ---
    Speed Skating!
[07:40] ---
    Figure Skating!
[07:42] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    Keroro, my love
[07:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[07:47] ---
    Strange accidents keep happening!
[07:49] ---
    You must be cheating, stupid frog!
[07:52] ---
    Or, like, constant danger?
[07:54] ---
    I am getting really suspicious of them!
SIGN    2km to Go
[07:57] ---
    Then, there's Cross-Country Skiing.
[08:08] ---
    This's enough, Sarge!
    You've been cheating, haven't you?
[08:13] ---
    What are you talking about?
[08:14] ---
    You're the one who's cheating,
    Master Fuyuki, sir.
[08:16] ---
    I haven't done anything wrong!
[08:18] ---
    Well, neither have I, sir!
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun!
[08:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[08:23] ---
    All right, why don't we settle this
    once and for all in the next game?
[08:26] ---
    My thoughts exactly, sir.
[08:28] ---
    The loser must wear an afro wig, sir!
[08:30] ---
    That's not fair at all.
    You're used to wearing an afro!
[08:33] ---
    The loser must wear a five-decker afro!
[08:35] ---
    F-Five decker?!
SIGN    Myaoww
[08:41] ---
    Myaoww!
[08:44] ---
    Anything but that...!
[08:46] ---
    So you admit you've been cheating?
[08:48] ---
    I accept your challenge, sir!
[08:52] ---
    And so they reach the final event...
[08:56] ---
    Fishing.
SIGN    Fishing
[08:58] ---
    There's no way I'll let him...
[09:00] ---
    ...win this contest, sir.
[09:02] ---
    Then suddenly...
[09:06] ---
    Yet again, a mysterious snowstorm
     strikes both of them.
[09:10] ---
    Everyone! Take shelter inside the building!
[09:12] ---
    Paul...
[09:20] ---
    The match must go on.
[09:21] ---
    What?!
[09:28] ---
    W-What's this...?
[09:30] ---
    It's huge! It could be
    the lord of the lake!
[09:36] ---
    All right, victory is mine!
SIGN    At that moment
[09:38] ---
    At that moment...
[09:42] ---
    Sarge!
[09:43] ---
    What?
[09:44] ---
    An explosion.
[09:46] ---
    Sarge!
[09:49] ---
    My body's gone numb. I can't swim!
[09:51] ---
    What...?
[09:53] ---
    Hold it.
[09:54] ---
    Paul!
SIGN    Tournament Head Judge, Paul
[09:55] ---
    If you leave your position,
    you forfeit the match.
[09:59] ---
    That would mean the
    humiliating five-decker afro!
[10:11] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[10:14] ---
    Sarge!
[10:17] ---
    Master Fuyuki! You came to save me?
[10:20] ---
    I just remembered, Master Fuyuki...
    You don't know how to swim, do you?
[10:24] ---
    Huh?
[10:27] ---
    Help! Somebody help us!
[10:28] ---
    I forgot I couldn't swim!
[10:30] ---
    Both of them are just plain hopeless,
    aren't they?
[10:36] ---
    Master Fuyuki, why... did you do that?
[10:40] ---
    Because you're my friend, Sarge.
[10:44] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[10:50] ---
    The match ends in a draw, then.
[10:52] ---
    Yeah.
[10:56] ---
    After everything that happened,
     in the end, it seems
[10:58] ---
    the friendship between
    Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki has deepened.
[11:02] ---
    And yet...
[11:03] ---
    Well... all those mysteries remain unsolved.
[11:07] ---
    If neither Fuyuki nor that
    stupid frog were cheating,
[11:10] ---
    then who was responsible for all that?
[11:12] ---
    Hmph.
[11:13] ---
    There is only one person
    who would do all that.
[11:17] ---
    None other than the one
    who planned all this.
[11:19] ---
    That guy.
[11:21] ---
    We're home!
[11:27] ---
    Mom!
[11:28] ---
    Huh?
[11:30] ---
    Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
[11:34] ---
    W-Welcome home...
[11:36] ---
    What's going on with
    Mom Aki and Kululu?
[11:40] ---
    You'll find out in a little while.
[11:51] ---
    Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
    Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
SIGN    Hinata
[12:03] ---
    I never thought I'd get home this early.
[12:05] ---
    I owe Mr. Yoshizaki for this.
[12:08] ---
    I'm much obliged.
[12:26] ---
    Where am I?
[12:29] ---
    I've been waiting for you.
[12:31] ---
    Kulu-chan!
[12:32] ---
    Hinata Aki.
[12:33] ---
    I have something I want to show you.
[12:37] ---
    Click.
[12:42] ---
    Th-That...
[12:48] ---
    That looks... like me!
SIGN    Mobile Weapon for Earth Invasion
[12:55] ---
    The mobile weapon AK 9 Double 6.
[12:58] ---
    The exterior is modeled
    after the most powerful figure
[13:00] ---
    in the Hinata household.
[13:02] ---
    Wow!
[13:04] ---
    I was hoping you would test drive it for me.
[13:07] ---
    But where are Fuyuki and
    Natsumi and all your friends?
[13:10] ---
    I didn't want any of them to disturb us.
[13:13] ---
    I made up a half-baked reason
    to keep them busy the whole day.
[13:16] ---
    Here are the ones who were
    kicked out for a half-baked reason.
[13:21] ---
    What do you say? Will you do it?
[13:23] ---
    You don't have to force yourself,
    if you don't want to.
[13:25] ---
    Force myself?
[13:28] ---
    No way! How could I pass up
    an interesting chance like this?
[13:34] ---
    I knew you'd say that.
[13:49] ---
    Whoa!
SIGN    Autumn H
[13:55] ---
    Autumn H!
[13:58] ---
    Hey! You can't just
    change her name like that.
[14:24] ---
    Ready to take off.
[14:26] ---
    Oh, but... I might startle the neighbors.
[14:30] ---
    The anti-barrier's working, so don't worry.
[14:34] ---
    Excellent! Then that'll be great.
[14:43] ---
    Hinata Aki, ready for action.
[14:59] ---
    Wow! I'm flying! This is great!
[15:02] ---
    She's easier to flatter than expected.
[15:09] ---
    This feels great!
[15:10] ---
    Don't get too carried away.
    It's still under development...
[15:14] ---
    This is a test drive, right?
[15:16] ---
    So we've got to take it to its limit!
[15:27] ---
    It's perfect!
[15:29] ---
    Everything's running smoothly.
[15:31] ---
    What're you talking about there?
[15:33] ---
    I don't recall programming it
     to move like that...
[15:40] ---
    Does it have any weapons at all?
[15:42] ---
    Hey, stop that. You're not supposed to...
[15:44] ---
    Ah!
[15:46] ---
    It must be this one.
[15:48] ---
    Autumn Punch!
[15:54] ---
    Now, let's go back to what
    we showed you a while back.
[15:56] ---
    What Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki
     were doing at this time...
[16:04] ---
    Victory is what counts most in sports!
[16:07] ---
    Two mysterious objects
    suddenly appear from the sky.
[16:12] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:13] ---
    What the?
[16:14] ---
    Or, like, causes unknown?
SIGN    The Causes
[16:17] ---
    The causes.
[16:20] ---
    Let's see... How about this one?
[16:26] ---
    Autumn Hurricane!
SIGN    The Cause
[16:29] ---
    The cause.
SIGN    The Result
[16:36] ---
    The result.
[16:36] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[16:37] ---
    Where did that wind come from?
[16:39] ---
    I'm sure it was anything but natural.
[16:41] ---
    She's right.
SIGN    The Power of Science
[16:42] ---
    It's the power of science.
[16:50] ---
    Huh?
[16:52] ---
    What's this shaking?
[16:58] ---
    What're you doing now?
[17:00] ---
    No! It's not me!
    It's started to go berserk!
[17:03] ---
    Stop this thing, will you?!
[17:05] ---
    Autumn Beam!
[17:08] ---
    What's going on here, Kulu-chan?
[17:12] ---
    I guess it's out of control.
[17:15] ---
    What?!
[17:16] ---
    I guess there's no choice.
[17:20] ---
    What? Are you going to shoot me down?
[17:21] ---
    Don't worry. These are glue bullets
    to capture the robot.
[17:25] ---
    Click.
[17:31] ---
    I missed!
SIGN    The Cause
[17:38] ---
    The cause.
SIGN    The Result
[17:41] ---
    The result.
[17:42] ---
    Huh?
[17:43] ---
    What happened?
[17:44] ---
    Then I'll use this!
[17:46] ---
    These radio waves will tear it apart!
[17:55] ---
    It still managed to avoid it.
[17:57] ---
    Hey, please stop!
[18:01] ---
    Autumn Crusher!
[18:06] ---
    No!
[18:07] ---
    Kulu-chan!
[18:10] ---
    S-Stop that. Stop it right now.
[18:13] ---
    Autumn Arrows!
[18:18] ---
    Wha...?
[18:19] ---
    That's not me! The robot
    is moving on its own!
[18:23] ---
    Autumn Dynamite!
[18:38] ---
    Owwww!
[18:41] ---
    My glasses...
[18:42] ---
    Oops...
[18:43] ---
    That one, madam... was indeed your fault.
[18:53] ---
    Strange accidents keep happening!
[18:55] ---
    You must be cheating!
[18:57] ---
    I am getting really suspicious of them.
[19:00] ---
    Kulu-chan? Kulu-chan, are you all right?
[19:03] ---
    My glasses... My glasses...
[19:06] ---
    That does it. I've gotta go all-out on this.
[19:14] ---
    Full power!
[19:37] ---
    Initiate manual shutdown now!
[19:39] ---
    Manual shutdown?
[19:40] ---
    Here it is.
[19:46] ---
    O-Oops...
[19:48] ---
    Th-That was the control for manual exit.
[19:52] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[20:00] ---
    What do we do with that?
[20:02] ---
    It'll self-destruct in 10 minutes.
    We have to destroy the evidence.
[20:06] ---
    Now even my anti-barrier isn't working.
[20:08] ---
    I have no choice but to go underground.
[20:19] ---
    W-What's this...?
[20:20] ---
    It's huge!
[20:22] ---
    It could be the lord of the lake!
SIGN    Special Diagram
[20:26] ---
    Special Diagram.
[20:27] ---
    W-What is it now?
[20:29] ---
    There's something holding us back.
[20:31] ---
    Hey. You're not supposed to...
[20:33] ---
    Oh nooo!
[20:54] ---
    Kulu-chan, are you all right?
[20:56] ---
    I... I thought I was going to die...
[21:09] ---
    We're home!
[21:11] ---
    Mom!
[21:12] ---
    Huh?
[21:13] ---
    Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
[21:16] ---
    W-Welcome home...
[21:20] ---
    It's nothing...
[21:23] ---
    I'll never involve her again.
[21:26] ---
    To sum it up, the showdown today
    between Keronians and Earthlings
[21:29] ---
    resulted in one win and
    one draw for the Earthlings.
[21:33] ---
    Job well done.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
    Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
    Let's get started!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro.
    This is the Giroro drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro
    Giroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    When the setting red sun
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "Nani kore~"
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "What the heck is that?"
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    "Sutete kite!"
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Go and throw it out!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Shouri no hata o hatamekase
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    With our victory flags
    triumphantly fluttering,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Fune de norikome teki jinchi
    (Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Charge into enemy territory by ship,
     (Watch out for traps!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    "Gakkou iku dake dakara"
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    I'm just going to school.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
    "Majide?"
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    My old man has a double chin.
    (No kidding?)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Even on a blind trail,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Keep your eyes forward
    and advance at a crawl.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    There may be many twists and turns,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
    (Natsumi…!!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But be forthright about your true feelings.
    (Natsumi...!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
    "Giku!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
    (Yikes!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Corporal Giroro!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Dororo.
[23:08] ---
    You know, you grow up to like
[23:10] ---
    foods you did not like as a child.
[23:13] ---
    I hated bell peppers when I was little.
[23:16] ---
    I used to cry as I ate the bell peppers
    Keroro-kun had left at lunch.
[23:19] ---
    That aside, the next story is
    about the day to confess your love.
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro's Instant Dumplings
    of Love, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
    Operation V for Valentine, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E45 - Keroro's Instant Dumplings of Love, Sir! / Natsumi & Momoka: CommenceOperation V for Valentine, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    1 More Day Until Valentine's Day
[01:31] ---
    February 13... It's the day before
    Valentine's Day.
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba Valentine's Fair 2005
[01:35] ---
    And the streets are filled with girls
    looking to buy chocolates.
SIGN    Happy Valentine's Day!
[01:40] ---
    However, that's not all...
SIGN    Kumamoto Azuki Beans
[01:49] ---
    Kumamoto azuki beans...
SIGN    Azuki
[01:51] ---
    Kumamoto wheat flour...
SIGN    Kumamoto Wheat Flour
SIGN    Wheat Flour
[01:54] ---
    And... Kumamoto potatoes!
SIGN    Potatoes
[01:58] ---
    We're gonna make a fortune
     on Valentine's Day.
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[02:04] ---
    Huh?
[02:05] ---
    Um...
[02:07] ---
    Don't you know most people buy
    chocolates as their Valentine gifts?
[02:09] ---
    Hey, are you listening to me?
[02:15] ---
    Keroro's Instant Dumplings
    of Love, Sir!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[02:20] ---
    Instant dumplings... a specialty
    of Kumamoto Prefecture.
[02:23] ---
    A Japanese dessert with a
    mild, natural sweetness.
[02:27] ---
    What are you going to do
    with these sweet potatoes?
[02:31] ---
    Dororo...
[02:32] ---
    Are you aware that tomorrow is
    what Pekoponians call Valentine's Day?
[02:36] ---
    Would you stop it already with that act?
[02:38] ---
    May I ask what this Valentine's Day is?
[02:41] ---
    I hear Pekoponian girls declare
    their love to someone
[02:44] ---
    by giving him chocolates on that day.
[02:46] ---
    Huh? Declare their love?
[02:50] ---
    Giroro. This is for you.
     Please accept this.
[02:54] ---
    That's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
SIGN    Potatoes
[02:58] ---
    These Pekoponians are so illogical.
SIGN    Potatoes
[03:00] ---
    They go through all these silly rituals,
SIGN    Azuki Beans
[03:02] ---
    as if it makes any difference.
SIGN    Azuki Beans
[03:04] ---
    That's what I thought.
SIGN    Wheat Flour
SIGN    Wheat Flour
[03:06] ---
    However...
[03:07] ---
    I do know that chocolates
    sell like crazy this time of year.
[03:10] ---
    What if, instead of all those chocolates,
[03:12] ---
    they decided to buy...
    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings instead?
[03:19] ---
    Whew...
[03:20] ---
    When these Pekoponians realize that
    this is the perfect gift for Valentine's Day,
[03:25] ---
    we'll have a total monopoly of the market.
[03:28] ---
    Our invasion funds will be
     practically limitless.
[03:31] ---
    Th-That seems like a good plan.
[03:34] ---
    I like the fact that we will be making
    a product that signifies love for others.
[03:38] ---
    Wholehearted participation.
SIGN    Wholehearted Participation
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[03:42] ---
    We'll sell tons of instant dumplings.
[03:44] ---
    Their whole world will be
    buried in instant dumplings, sir!
[03:48] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[03:53] ---
    I am off to sell these.
[03:56] ---
    Good luck, sir.
[03:58] ---
    We may do our best to sell,
    but there's a limit to what we can do.
[04:01] ---
    I hope you don't intend to
    make us sell them like that, as well.
[04:04] ---
    Gero! Everything's taken care of, sir.
[04:06] ---
    Huh?
[04:07] ---
    Even as we speak, Kululu is setting up
     a sales website on the Internet, sir.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand Healthy
[04:11] ---
    Ohh!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[04:14] ---
    Upload complete.
SIGN    Today's Special
    Instant Dumplings
[04:17] ---
    I've also made them available
    via TV shopping!
[04:17] ---
    Our special offer for the day.
     Special instant dumplings.
[04:20] ---
    I also placed some ads on the radio.
[04:20] ---
    These Instant Dumplings are great!
    You've got to try one!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[04:23] ---
    Instant dumplings will be
    the next big thing, sir!
[04:26] ---
    Instant Dumplings marketing plan... Step 1.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Marketing Plan 1
SIGN    10 Sisters Department Store Valentine's Fair 2005 Now On
[04:31] ---
    This idea of selling instant dumplings
[04:33] ---
    in place of Valentine's Day chocolates
     is a really great idea.
[04:37] ---
    Didn't I tell you?!
    So how many can you sell?
[04:40] ---
    I'd like to taste them first.
[04:43] ---
    Go ahead.
[04:44] ---
    Chomp!
[04:44] ---
    Some of you may have
    forgotten who this is, but...
[04:47] ---
    ...this is the demonstration
    sales-type alien Gail,
SIGN    Big Sale Special Price Cheap
[04:50] ---
    who has the gift of gab and an
    honest look that charms Earthlings
[04:52] ---
    into buying weird and unusual
     alien products.
[04:55] ---
    With his tremendous abilities,
[04:57] ---
    he's gone nationwide through TV shopping.
SIGN    Asset Flow Asset Flow
[05:00] ---
    These are really delicious.
[05:02] ---
    Didn't I tell you?!
[05:04] ---
    I'm sure it will be a big hit if you
     endorse it on your program.
[05:07] ---
    Just one thing. We're not allowed
    to handle this type of product.
[05:10] ---
    Gero! But why?
[05:11] ---
    What's essential to a product
    is its impact, price, and benefits.
[05:16] ---
    Take for example... Look here.
[05:19] ---
    That's just an ordinary yam.
[05:21] ---
    Oh no, no, no... Examine it closely.
[05:24] ---
    Look here.
[05:25] ---
    Just for you, I'm offering
    a special limited deal
[05:30] ---
    on this select high-grade
    alien sweet potato. Here.
[05:34] ---
    Do you mean that?
[05:35] ---
    If you order from us right now... look!
SIGN    On Sale Now
SIGN    Yam-Digging Super Technique VHS Version: Playable Anywhere
[05:38] ---
    You'll get this special video,
    Yam-Digging Super Technique.
[05:42] ---
    And on DVD as well, absolutely free.
SIGN    Yam-Digging!! Super Technique! One-sided Double-layered Super Bit DVD Version
[05:45] ---
    With a CD-ROM version, to boot.
SIGN    Yam-Digging For PC Users
SIGN    Yam Figurine
    It can be used as
    a bottle cap, too.
    Not for Sale
[05:47] ---
    You'll even get this yam figurine, as well.
[05:50] ---
    Our prices are rock bottom.
    Grab this chance now.
[05:53] ---
    Wow! I'll buy it all!
SIGN    Sold
[05:58] ---
    So, he suckered you into
    buying this mountain of yams?
[06:03] ---
    Oh, c'mon... I wasn't suckered at all...
[06:06] ---
    Just look at these.
    I also got this yam figurine.
[06:08] ---
    And I have the DVD and everything.
[06:10] ---
    Are you that stupid?
SIGN    Space Yams
SIGN    Kumamoto Potatoes
[06:12] ---
    Did you forget that we still have
[06:14] ---
    all these Kumamoto sweet potatoes left?
[06:15] ---
    Calm down, Giroro.
[06:17] ---
    Don't you see that now we'll be able to make
[06:19] ---
    even more instant dumplings?!
[06:21] ---
    Kululu! Speed up the production line!
[06:25] ---
    Okay. Click.
SIGN    Production Line Here goes
SIGN    Potatoes
SIGN    Azuki Beans
[06:40] ---
    Whew.
[06:41] ---
    Do you really think we
    should be making so many?
[06:44] ---
    Just watch me.
[06:48] ---
    Instant Dumplings marketing plan... Step 2.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Marketing Plan 2
[06:51] ---
    Let's get to our first letter.
[06:54] ---
    It's from Inner-Tokyo,
     and her name is Natchi-san!
[06:57] ---
    Finally! That's my letter!
[06:58] ---
    "There's this someone I really like.
[07:00] ---
    I want him to know how
    I feel this Valentine's Day.
[07:03] ---
    623-san, please give me some advice
    on what I should do."
[07:07] ---
    Oh, please do!
[07:09] ---
    Let me think...
[07:10] ---
    It doesn't matter what
    the other person feels.
[07:12] ---
    Natchi-san, why don't you just let him know
     exactly how you feel?
[07:16] ---
    I wouldn't have asked you
    if I had the nerve to do that...
[07:20] ---
    I'll let you in on a secret, Natchi-san.
    I know this magic spell
[07:22] ---
    that can help you gain the
    courage to open up to him.
[07:24] ---
    Huh?! C'mon, tell me.
[07:25] ---
    If you put something made from
    human bone inside your nostril...
[07:28] ---
    What is it?! Nostril...?
[07:31] ---
    Put what in your nostril?!
SIGN    Toot, toot, toot...
[07:35] ---
    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings presents...
[07:38] ---
    ...the "Extraordinary Dopamine"!
[07:41] ---
    Huh?!
[07:42] ---
    Woohoo. Toot toot.
[07:44] ---
    All you radio listeners out there,
[07:46] ---
    we've got some really exciting news for you.
[07:48] ---
    Yeah!
[07:49] ---
    Those stupid frogs!
[07:51] ---
    For Valentine's Day, chocolates are passé.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[07:55] ---
    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
    are now the in thing.
[07:58] ---
    Even the most unattractive girls
[07:59] ---
    become instantly popular with the boys
    when they give instant dumplings.
[08:02] ---
    Th-That is correct.
[08:04] ---
    Mmm... And they taste so light,
    you will want to eat as many as you can.
[08:07] ---
    So, give the 100-dumpling set
    to that special someone.
[08:10] ---
    Instant dumplings!
[08:11] ---
    With 1,000-dumpling sets,
    you get two extra absolutely free.
[08:14] ---
    Or, like, super bargain?
[08:17] ---
    That's Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings.
[08:19] ---
    Call us right now to order.
SIGN    Toll Free Nationwide...
[08:21] ---
    Call toll free, at 0120...
[08:23] ---
    You stupid frogs!
[08:25] ---
    All because of you,
    I couldn't hear 623-san's magic spell!
SIGN    Pow, Crack, Bang...
[08:35] ---
    Oh, well...
[08:36] ---
    There's still the
    Internet shopping with Kululu.
SIGN    Instant
    Dumplings
[08:39] ---
    This had better work according to plan.
[08:42] ---
    If not, there will be no tomorrow for us.
[08:44] ---
    Kululu. How's it going?
[08:47] ---
    You wanna see?
SIGN    Wait a sec...
SIGN    How about instant dumplings for your Valentine?
[08:51] ---
    Oh...
[08:53] ---
    That's a really cool home page.
[08:56] ---
    So, how many have you sold so far?
[08:58] ---
    Hey, don't rush me, okay? Click.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Click here for your Order Form...
SIGN    Current Number of Orders
[09:02] ---
    Ohhh.
SIGN    0 Pieces
[09:04] ---
    Zero?!
[09:06] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Instant
    Dumplings
[09:07] ---
    You mean we haven't even
     sold one dumpling?
[09:09] ---
    L-Let's find out what
    they're saying about it.
SIGN    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings Ver.2.14 Message Board Topic: Makes me sick Author: Heart Breaker Date of Post: 2005/02/13 Message: What do they mean by "allowing you to buy"?
[09:13] ---
    "What do they mean by
    'allowing you to buy'?"
[09:14] ---
    "How can it be more expensive per piece
     when you buy a set?"
[09:17] ---
    "How could you reveal private
    information about me on your site?"
[09:20] ---
    "I access a page and my
    computer crashes. You scoundrel."
[09:24] ---
    Hey, jerkface. What did you do?
[09:30] ---
    Don't tell me...
[09:32] ---
    ...these are all still unsold?!
[09:46] ---
    Or, like, product failure?
SIGN    Still making more
[09:48] ---
    They're still making more.
[09:53] ---
    Dumplings, dumplings... instant dumplings.
SIGN    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[09:56] ---
    Instant dumplings... Would you like some?
[09:58] ---
    For Valentine's Day,
    some very healthy... instant dumplings!
[10:03] ---
    Hey.
[10:04] ---
    Huh?
[10:04] ---
    Why are they called
    instant dumplings, anyway?
[10:07] ---
    Why?
[10:08] ---
    Well...
[10:10] ---
    Let's go, son.
[10:13] ---
    It seems the word "instant"
    can also mean "simple."
[10:19] ---
    With unexpected guests, for example,
[10:21] ---
    you can serve these dumplings right away.
    There are many explanations.
[10:24] ---
    Honestly, I am not really sure
    why they are called that, as such.
[10:28] ---
    Oh... So that's it...
[10:35] ---
    May I have one of your dumplings?
SIGN    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
[10:38] ---
    Oh! I would be delighted.
[10:41] ---
    Yay!
[10:42] ---
    Please come again.
SIGN    Love Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[10:44] ---
    I beg you. Please buy some instant dumplings.
    I beg you! Please buy some instant dumplings!
[10:52] ---
    Ohh.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[10:57] ---
    I know.
[10:58] ---
    I might feel warmer if I ate
    some of these instant dumplings...
SIGN    Love Instant Dumplings
[11:11] ---
    Under the falling snow,
[11:12] ---
    Sergeant Keroro eats instant dumplings
     to warm his cold body.
[11:16] ---
    Then he's up and selling
    instant dumplings again.
[11:21] ---
    Uncle, please eat your fill.
[11:26] ---
    Wait, Mois-chan is still making more?!
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba Valentine's Fair 2005
SIGN    We're sold out.
[11:39] ---
    The night before Valentine's Day.
[11:41] ---
    While Sergeant Keroro totally
    failed to sell all the instant dumplings,
[11:44] ---
    a delivery from Ghana
[11:46] ---
    was being airlifted straight
    to the Nishizawa mansion.
[12:03] ---
    Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
    Operation V for Valentine, Sir!
[12:13] ---
    I apologize for getting here late.
[12:15] ---
    The Special Procurement Team
    has returned safe and sound.
[12:19] ---
    Good. Unload them carefully.
    We don't have much time.
[12:23] ---
    Move it! Milady is waiting for this!
[12:26] ---
    Milady Momoka!
    We have brought the cacao beans
[12:29] ---
    from Ghana here for you.
[12:31] ---
    That'll do, Yoshiokadaira.
SIGN    Swish
SIGN    Swish
[12:37] ---
    I'll take it from here.
[12:40] ---
    We'll pray for your success.
[12:42] ---
    This will be the secret weapon
    for my holy crusade.
SIGN    Product of Ghana Premium Grade Cacao Beans
[12:46] ---
    Premium-grade cacao beans from Ghana.
[12:51] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is gonna love each bite
SIGN    Love
[12:54] ---
    of my premium Valentine chocolates
    sweetened by my feelings for him.
[12:56] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka,
    even more passionate than usual.
SIGN    February 14 Valentine's Day Morning
[13:01] ---
    Finally, it's February 14.
[13:05] ---
    Valentine's Day morning.
[13:08] ---
    Here's another person who's
    into the spirit of the occasion.
[13:14] ---
    I hope Saburo-senpai will accept
    my feelings for him.
[13:22] ---
    H-He's here...
SIGN    Squeeze
[13:30] ---
    Sabu...
[13:30] ---
    Oh, Sis, what're you doing here?
[13:33] ---
    F-Fuyuki!
[13:34] ---
    G'morning.
[13:35] ---
    Oh, good morning.
[13:38] ---
    Ohh...
SIGN    Kissho Academy
[13:44] ---
    H-He's here...
SIGN    Squeeze
[13:48] ---
    H-Have courage!
    You can do it, Momoka!
[13:51] ---
    Excuse me...
[13:52] ---
    Huh?
[13:53] ---
    What?!
[13:55] ---
    Um, Hinata-kun?
[13:57] ---
    Yeah?
[13:58] ---
    What does she want from him?
[14:00] ---
    I just... I hope...
[14:03] ---
    Here! Please accept this!
[14:06] ---
    What?!
[14:08] ---
    Huh? O-Okay...
[14:13] ---
    What was that all about?
[14:15] ---
    How nice...
[14:18] ---
    Popular guys are so lucky...
[14:19] ---
    We never get any...
[14:21] ---
    Aren't you gonna share that?
[14:23] ---
    W-What's this?
[14:25] ---
    It's like a strange aura of
    jealousy and hatred surrounding me.
[14:35] ---
    Huh? This time it feels even stronger.
[14:40] ---
    That stupid girl...
[14:43] ---
    How could I have let her
    get the jump on me?!
[14:48] ---
    Huh...?
[14:50] ---
    Heh. It completely burst apart.
[14:54] ---
    That should help pacify milady Momoka.
[14:58] ---
    Milady... We have backup covered.
[15:02] ---
    You idiots!
SIGN    You idiot!
[15:04] ---
    Don't butt in!
[15:06] ---
    This is my battle.
[15:09] ---
    It's meaningless unless I win on my own.
[15:13] ---
    It... it just is.
[15:17] ---
    So, don't get involved, okay?
[15:21] ---
    Momoka-sama...
[15:23] ---
    When did you become so strong?
[15:26] ---
    I'm so proud.
[15:33] ---
    Not again!
[15:36] ---
    There are more here...
[15:38] ---
    Stop that, guys!
[15:41] ---
    Inside his locker and his desk.
[15:43] ---
    I never knew you could do those things.
[15:46] ---
    Doesn't everyone do that?
SIGN    Natsumi's chocolates
[15:56] ---
    This is the day you give instant dumplings
    to your close friends.
[16:00] ---
    That's what Dororo told me.
[16:02] ---
    I don't think you're supposed
    to believe everything you hear...
[16:06] ---
    Ohh!
[16:19] ---
    It's so hard to find the right timing
    to hand this over to him...
[16:32] ---
    Be patient, Momoka.
    You'll get your chance sooner or later.
[16:37] ---
    Just... Just wait a while...
[16:40] ---
    Huh?
[16:41] ---
    She waited way too long.
SIGN    After School
[16:51] ---
    I don't understand how this happened.
[16:54] ---
    How did I end up with all these?
[16:55] ---
    Excuse me...
[16:56] ---
    Huh?
[16:57] ---
    You're... Hinata Natsumi's little brother, right?
[17:00] ---
    Huh?
[17:01] ---
    Here. Would you please give this to her?
[17:05] ---
    To Sis?
[17:06] ---
    Right. Valentine chocolates.
[17:08] ---
    Valentine...?
[17:09] ---
    She never accepts any of these
    when we try to give them to her.
[17:13] ---
    But I heard from the others that her
    younger brother accepts them for her.
[17:17] ---
    Thanks a lot!
[17:19] ---
    Oh, I forgot. It's Valentine's Day.
[17:23] ---
    Wait... So all of these are for Sis...?
[17:31] ---
    Ohh... I never had a chance
    to give this to him.
[17:49] ---
    I guess there's no point in
    bringing this home with me.
[17:52] ---
    Natsumi-chan!
[17:54] ---
    Oh...
[17:54] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[17:56] ---
    A-Are you on your way home?
[17:58] ---
    Yeah. How about you?
[18:00] ---
    Yes. I am, too.
[18:01] ---
    W-What do I do...?
[18:03] ---
    I can't! I really can't do it!
[18:06] ---
    It doesn't matter what
    the other person feels.
[18:08] ---
    Natchi-san, why don't you just let him know
    exactly how you feel?
[18:12] ---
    That's right... What's important is...
[18:15] ---
    What's important is...
    I just have to tell him how I feel.
[18:19] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai, I...
[18:22] ---
    Here... Please accept this.
[18:25] ---
    What is it?
[18:28] ---
    Instant dumplings?
[18:30] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[18:32] ---
    Th-That's what they are.
[18:35] ---
    That's what everyone buys
    when they go to Kumamoto.
[18:38] ---
    Though I didn't go there.
[18:40] ---
    These are really delicious.
[18:42] ---
    Wha...? Yes, they are.
[18:45] ---
    You never get tired of
    that light, sweet taste.
[18:47] ---
    Which is what you want
    for a long-lasting relationship!
[18:50] ---
    Of course, I mean with instant dumplings...
[18:54] ---
    Thank you... Natsumi-chan.
[19:04] ---
    Wow! I did it!
[19:13] ---
    I didn't think it would be this hard.
[19:16] ---
    I should've made better preparations
    on how to hand over the chocolate.
[19:20] ---
    So this is the end of my holy crusade...
[19:25] ---
    Maybe next year.
[19:29] ---
    Momocchi!
[19:31] ---
    Over here! Over here!
[19:31] ---
    No!
[19:33] ---
    Tama-chan?!
[19:34] ---
    I'm going to visit the sergeant
    and give him the chocolate I made.
[19:38] ---
    Momocchi, do you want to come with me?
[19:41] ---
    With you...?
[19:43] ---
    Why didn't I think of that?!
[19:45] ---
    I brought home all these boxes of chocolates.
[19:48] ---
    But not a single one of them is for me.
[19:51] ---
    I can't have one more bite...
[19:53] ---
    Hey, does it seem like there
    are more of them than before...?
[19:56] ---
    Mr. Sergeant.
[19:58] ---
    Good evening.
[19:59] ---
    Oh, it's Nishizawa-san.
[20:01] ---
    Huh? Fuyuki-kun!
[20:03] ---
    Last chance!
[20:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I made
    this chocolate figure for you.
[20:12] ---
    Wha...?
SIGN    Wha...
[20:15] ---
    I used all the leftover
    chocolate Momocchi made,
[20:18] ---
    and I molded it to look just like you.
[20:21] ---
    How thoughtful of you.
    I don't know whether to laugh or to cry...
[20:26] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[20:28] ---
    Huh?
[20:28] ---
    I... I, uh... I... uh...
[20:33] ---
    I... I just want to...
[20:35] ---
    This is for you. I hope you accept it.
[20:41] ---
    Oh...
[20:43] ---
    All right! I didn't think I'd get some, too!
[20:47] ---
    I'll savor... I'll savor every bite!
[20:50] ---
    Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[20:52] ---
    I'm really so grateful!
[20:55] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun!
[20:57] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[20:58] ---
    It seems everyone found some bit of happiness
[21:03] ---
    on Valentine's Day this year.
[21:11] ---
    Huh? Aren't we finished yet?
[21:16] ---
    Ugh... I'm so full.
    I can't eat another bite.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[21:19] ---
    Why do there seem to be
    more and more instant dumplings?
[21:28] ---
    Phew! Or, like, over-eating?
[21:31] ---
    Mois-chan, will you ever stop?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama Tama-tama-tama-tama...
    Sorosoro hajimeru desuu!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama.
    Well, let us begin!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama.
    This is the Tamama drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama
    Tamama no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Take a big scoop of ice cream
    and eat it.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Okkina aisu sukutte tabete—
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    This rice cake and that rice cake
    are all mine. (Tee hee!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Kocchi no daifuku mo socchi
    no daifuku mo boku no bun (ehe)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    If it's only the candies,
    you can have them!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Candy dake nara agete mo ii desuu
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Gero...
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "Gero…"
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    I found some shortcake left on a plate.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Osara ni nokotta shoto keki mekke
    "Sore wa"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    That's Fuyuki-kun's piece, you moron!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    "Fuyuki kun ni ageru yatsu dattsutten dayo!"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Everybody has jealousy,
    a little here and there.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Minna no shitto o chotto zutsu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Please share it with me... Jealousy Shot!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Wakete kure desuu shitto dama!!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    (Jealousy!)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    (Shiii—tto!!!!)
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Put a cup on the table with
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Table no ue ni cup o oite
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Two straws for Mr. Sergeant
    and me. (Lovey-dovey!)
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sutoro nihon gunso san to… (Love Love desuu)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Lift the tab on a can of cola!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Cola no futa o pushutto akete
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Don't shake it.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    "Fuccha dame yo"
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Now pour enough for two.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Futari bun o sosogu desuu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    But of course, I am the
    only one who will drink it.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Mochiron nomu no wa boku hitori
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    That girl is always getting in our way!
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Futari o jama suru ano onna
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Here, drink some
    wasabi juice... Yeow!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    (Wasabi jiru demo nomi agare… tsuun!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    A pointy heart is the sign of jealousy!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Toge toge haato shitto no shirushi
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And here's another little jealousy! (Haa!)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Mo hitotsu omake ni puchi shitto (Haa!!)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Private 2nd Class Tamama! (Tama!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Tamama Nitouhei kansei desuu!!! (Tama)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
    This is Natsumi.
[23:07] ---
    When Valentine's Day approaches,
[23:09] ---
    you see all sorts of unusual chocolates.
[23:12] ---
    They're fun to look at, aren't they?
[23:14] ---
    Besides, once the 14th is past,
    everything gets discounted.
[23:17] ---
    I can hardly wait for that.
[23:19] ---
    That aside, next episode,
[23:20] ---
    you'll learn what it's like to be forgotten.
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?"
[23:28] ---
    Who are you, anyway...?
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E46 - Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    What do we humans find most frightening?
[01:36] ---
    Could it be...
SIGN    Being forgotten...
[01:38] ---
    ...being forgotten?
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Kulukulukulu... Girogirogiro...
[01:40] ---
    Being forgotten by friends.
SIGN    Shock
SIGN    Grind grind grind grind...
[01:45] ---
    Being unnoticed...
[01:48] ---
    Being forgotten by the anime production staff...
[01:50] ---
    Hey, how are you doing, guys?
[01:52] ---
    Talking about me...?
[01:53] ---
    Eh... what?
[01:56] ---
    The fear and sadness of
    feeling all alone in the world...
[01:59] ---
    Are these feelings unique to us humans?
[02:15] ---
    Unforgivable.
[02:18] ---
    Unforgivable.
[02:23] ---
    Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?
[02:32] ---
    It's not even raining,
    but thunder out of nowhere?
[02:36] ---
    I'd better bring the laundry in.
[02:45] ---
    Paint for plastic models?
    Must be the sergeant's.
[02:49] ---
    Why would he leave this here?
[02:52] ---
    Oh, yeah! The laundry, the laundry!
[03:00] ---
    Unforgivable...
[03:05] ---
    This sure feels good. I've always
    wanted to try this bubble thing.
SIGN    Eeek!
[03:47] ---
    Your clothes! Your clothes!
    Calm down, Sis! Put some clothes on!
[03:47] ---
    Ha-Hands! Hands, hands, hands!
[03:51] ---
    Hands came out of the bathtub?
[03:54] ---
    That's like a scene from an old
    horror movie or a comedy routine.
[03:57] ---
    Now why on Earth would I be doing
    a comedy routine? I'm telling the truth.
[04:06] ---
    See? There's nothing here.
[04:08] ---
    No. That can't be...
[04:11] ---
    I swear I wasn't just imagining it...
[04:14] ---
    I feel a weight on my shoulders...
SIGN    Denies occult phenomena, but has extrasensory perception.
[04:17] ---
    Denies occult phenomena,
    but has extrasensory perception.
[04:19] ---
    Maybe you're just tired.
SIGN    Believes in occult phenomena, but has zero extrasensory perception.
[04:20] ---
    Believes in occult phenomena,
    but has zero extrasensory perception.
[04:28] ---
    What's wrong?
[04:29] ---
    Not again.
[04:30] ---
    Again?
[04:31] ---
    Maybe the sergeant's just playing tricks.
[04:33] ---
    That stupid frog... playing tricks...?
[04:35] ---
    That's it. This is all his doing.
    I'm gonna make him pay for this.
[04:39] ---
    Sis!
[04:40] ---
    What a relief... I've never felt
    this grateful to that stupid frog.
[04:43] ---
    You're not making any sense!
[04:46] ---
    Wait, Sis!
[04:50] ---
    Unforgivable... Unforgivable...
[04:56] ---
    There are some dark clouds
    over Natsumi-san's house.
[04:59] ---
    There is a weird and ghostly air.
    What could it be?
[05:03] ---
    Let's take a look.
[05:03] ---
    My thoughts exactly.
[05:09] ---
    Leader. I just finished
    making what you asked for.
[05:13] ---
    Good work. I can't wait to use it.
[05:15] ---
    Whoa!
[05:18] ---
    You've outdone yourself, Kululu.
    This window is perfect.
[05:22] ---
    W-Window?
[05:23] ---
    Right. A window that I can
    open and get some fresh air.
[05:26] ---
    Renovations are trendy these days.
[05:28] ---
    This window will drastically
    improve the look and feel of my room.
[05:33] ---
    A rich lifestyle starts with a beautiful room!
[05:33] ---
    He used up our budget for a renovation?
[05:38] ---
    Hey, stupid frog, what the heck
    are you up to this time?!
[05:42] ---
    What are you talking about, ma'am?
[05:44] ---
    I'm putting up windows
    to renovate my room...
[05:46] ---
    Why do you need windows
    down in the basement?
[05:50] ---
    Don't think of this as any ordinary window...
[05:54] ---
    Click.
[05:58] ---
    Wow.
[05:59] ---
    Or, like, brighter bedroom?
[06:01] ---
    Here. Here.
[06:04] ---
    Here.
[06:05] ---
    And here.
[06:08] ---
    It'll also provide excellent ventilation.
[06:09] ---
    I can paint Gundam models
    without worrying about the paint fumes.
[06:13] ---
    Excellent, excellent!
[06:15] ---
    Uncle!
[06:16] ---
    Sarge!
[06:17] ---
    Ouch. Ow. Ow. This hurts!
    Hurts way more than it should!
[06:20] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[06:21] ---
    Are you okay, Sarge?
[06:22] ---
    I'll help you right now.
[06:24] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:24] ---
    Why won't it open up?
[06:28] ---
    Oh...? Well, this is nice...
[06:33] ---
    Huh?
[06:34] ---
    No, no. Get away from me!
[06:37] ---
    Nooo! Don't come near me!
[06:38] ---
    Well, this is...
[06:40] ---
    Ahhh! Have mercy! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[06:46] ---
    So... You're saying none of you
    are responsible for that prank?
[06:50] ---
    I am absolutely innocent, ma'am.
[06:52] ---
    Everybody was down there
    in the basement the whole day.
[06:55] ---
    Or, like, groundless rumors?
[06:56] ---
    If Mois-chan vouches for your innocence,
    then maybe I was only dreaming.
[07:01] ---
    But what about this paint?
[07:03] ---
    Oh, I've been picking up a lot
    of those since yesterday, too.
SIGN    Jam-packed!
[07:09] ---
    Jam-packed.
[07:10] ---
    You're kidding me. Why so many?
[07:12] ---
    Who's behind all this?
[07:14] ---
    That reminds me...
[07:15] ---
    Sometimes I notice my Gundam models
    have been moved a little...
[07:21] ---
    Could it be that Lady Natsumi
    sometimes comes in my room and cleans it?
[07:25] ---
    Then that means...
[07:26] ---
    she must've been the one who threw away
[07:27] ---
    that magazine I was hiding under my bed!
SIGN    Weekly Zakrello
[07:29] ---
    That magazine.
[07:30] ---
    Why on Earth would I clean your room?
[07:39] ---
    Earthquake?!
[07:44] ---
    What's going on?
[07:45] ---
    This must be a poltergeist phenomenon.
SIGN    A typical poltergeist situation
[07:47] ---
    Poltergeist phenomena involve
    various pranks caused by ghosts or spirits.
[07:54] ---
    Or, like, earthshaking news?
[07:57] ---
    The kettle is boiling water by itself.
[08:00] ---
    Oh no! The TV turned on by itself!
[08:03] ---
    Well, actually I turned it on.
    See? It's time for Captain Geroro.
[08:09] ---
    Don't confuse us!
[08:12] ---
    Unforgivable!
[08:17] ---
    Are you all right, Natsumi-san?
[08:19] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[08:21] ---
    Something ominous has possessed this house.
[08:24] ---
    Gero?
[08:32] ---
    That's it!
[08:34] ---
    You mean Gundam models?!
[08:35] ---
    A red object facing southwest.
    That's bad luck, according to Feng Shui.
[08:41] ---
    In short, you'll have no luck with your work.
SIGN    No Luck in Business
[08:44] ---
    I see. That's why we've made
    hardly any progress invading Pekopon.
[08:49] ---
    Red or blue,
[08:50] ---
    you'll make no progress as long as
    you keep wasting your time making models!
[08:53] ---
    If you want good luck at work,
    put a yellow object facing south.
[08:57] ---
    Really...?
[08:59] ---
    Is that so?
[09:00] ---
    The Hyaku Shiki is yellow in the anime!
    Let's put it over there.
[09:03] ---
    Unforgivable.
[09:18] ---
    I-I-It's a ghost!
[09:22] ---
    A ghost haunting this room...?
[09:27] ---
    Oh, yeah! I completely forgot!
[09:28] ---
    I wish she'd stayed forgotten!
[09:31] ---
    Hmm? May I ask who you are?
[09:34] ---
    You've lived in this room all this time...
[09:37] ---
    ...and you never noticed her?
[09:39] ---
    I was so lonely. No one ever
    noticed me. I was so lonely.
[09:45] ---
    It was better before.
[09:47] ---
    People used to talk about me,
    and they were even scared of me.
[09:51] ---
    But ever since these aliens came,
    I've been forgotten by everyone.
[09:56] ---
    You mean it's our fault, ma'am?
[10:00] ---
    I know exactly how you feel!
[10:03] ---
    It's unforgivable.
[10:05] ---
    You... will... pay... for... this!
[10:18] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[10:19] ---
    Natsumi!
[10:20] ---
    Uncle?
[10:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant and Natchi disappeared!
[10:24] ---
    Hey, Kululu. Can't you do something?
[10:27] ---
    We're aliens, remember?
[10:30] ---
    We don't have any powers over
    these spirit phantoms here on Pekopon.
[10:34] ---
    Why didn't I notice it
    before it got to this point?
[10:38] ---
    Wasn't there a stain on that wall
    that showed a psychic phenomenon?
[10:42] ---
    It looked like this.
SIGN    A mountain of Gundam models
[10:45] ---
    A mountain of Gundam models!
[10:47] ---
    So, those Gundam models have caused this.
[10:50] ---
    Get all these outta here!
[10:55] ---
    It looks a lot fiercer than before!
[10:59] ---
    The sadness from being forgotten
    has made the ghost girl erupt with fury.
[11:04] ---
    What's gonna happen now
    to Natsumi and Keroro?
[11:23] ---
    Where am I?
[11:27] ---
    Stupid frog! Come on, wake up!
[11:30] ---
    Gero.
[11:32] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[11:33] ---
    Gero!
[11:38] ---
    She's here again!
[11:40] ---
    Unforgivable... Unforgivable...
[11:43] ---
    Wait just a minute. What did I ever do to you?
[11:48] ---
    I played so many bold pranks on you,
    yet you never noticed me at all.
SIGN    Bald Pranks?
[11:53] ---
    Bald pranks?
[11:55] ---
    This is no time to make puns!
[11:57] ---
    See? You completely ignore me,
    and have fun together.
[12:01] ---
    This isn't fun, ma'am!
[12:03] ---
    You always do that to me.
    Like when we went to that southern island...
[12:07] ---
    Southern island?
[12:09] ---
    I went with you to scare you several times.
[12:12] ---
    Y-You did?
[12:13] ---
    We all remember that, don't we?
SIGN    Replay
[12:16] ---
    During the summer festival,
[12:17] ---
    I put a fan into the hands of
    one of your Gundam models.
[12:20] ---
    Was that you, ma'am?
[12:21] ---
    It's all a great memory now.
SIGN    Replay
[12:24] ---
    Unforgivable...
[12:26] ---
    Unforgivable!
[12:34] ---
    Natsumi!
[12:36] ---
    Uncle!
[12:38] ---
    Natsumi!
[12:39] ---
    Uncle!
[12:41] ---
    Where could Sis and Sarge be now?
    It's like they were spirited away.
[12:48] ---
    Dororo. Do you feel something?
[12:50] ---
    I feel a great sorrow from under this floor.
[12:52] ---
    The same sorrow I feel
    when I'm forgotten by everyone.
[12:57] ---
    Oh, I think I get it.
[13:00] ---
    I've been bothered by this strange space
[13:04] ---
    ever since I saw the blueprints of our base.
[13:07] ---
    Are you saying Natsumi is there?
[13:09] ---
    Okay, wait for me, Natsumi!
[13:17] ---
    What? What the heck are those?
[13:20] ---
    So many talismans... Something
    has definitely been sealed down there.
[13:26] ---
    I'm going down.
[13:27] ---
    Wait, Giroro! It's dangerous!
[13:29] ---
    So? I don't care!
[13:36] ---
    I've lost so many memories...
[13:40] ---
    Leave it up to me.
SIGN    Onmyo
[13:43] ---
    I have a little knowledge
    of the principles of Onmyo-do.
[13:46] ---
    Anuttara Samyak Sambohdi Anuttara
    Samyak Sambohdi Om Kilikili Vajra Hum Phat...
[13:52] ---
    Open!
[13:58] ---
    A-Amazing...
[14:00] ---
    Let's hurry.
[14:02] ---
    Okay.
[14:07] ---
    I don't even know where I am...
[14:17] ---
    It's a dead end!
[14:18] ---
    Unforgivable...
[14:20] ---
    Unforgivable.
[14:22] ---
    Hey! Why did you become a ghost?
[14:26] ---
    Did you have some kind of
    regret in this world?
[14:29] ---
    I'll help you find the light,
    so tell me what happened.
[14:34] ---
    You're a strange one,
    being kind to a ghost.
[14:39] ---
    Well, I'm used to strange things.
[14:43] ---
    And besides, you don't look like a bad person.
[14:46] ---
    My regret in this world...
[14:50] ---
    That's...
[14:51] ---
    Huh? I uh...
[14:53] ---
    Why don't I show you...? My past...
[15:09] ---
    Where are we?
[15:10] ---
    This is several hundred years ago.
     It's the period I lived in.
[15:15] ---
    What? We traveled through time, ma'am?
[15:18] ---
    No. We're inside my memories.
[15:21] ---
    It's just an illusion that we cannot touch.
[15:25] ---
    What's all the commotion?
[15:27] ---
    It's a kappa! I just saw a kappa!
[15:30] ---
    Over there!
[15:33] ---
    Ouch!
[15:36] ---
    I made the feeling of pain real,
     for a lifelike experience.
[15:40] ---
    Kappa. Kappa.
[15:44] ---
    Come on, outta the way.
[15:46] ---
    Stop! Don't come any closer!
[15:49] ---
    Is that girl you?
[15:50] ---
    Yes.
[15:52] ---
    Looks like there's something there, ma'am.
[15:54] ---
    It's the kappa.
[15:55] ---
    Kappa?
[15:57] ---
    I found it collapsed inside a cave
    near the edge of the village,
[16:00] ---
    and I treated its wounds.
[16:03] ---
    C'mon, let us through.
[16:05] ---
    It's a crime to cover up for that evil spirit.
[16:09] ---
    Hand over that kappa to us.
[16:12] ---
    Stop it! Kappa-san is hurt!
    Kappa-san, run away!
[16:19] ---
    There it is!
[16:20] ---
    It's getting away!
[16:22] ---
    After it! Don't let it get away!
[16:23] ---
    Kappa-san! Please, run away!
[16:30] ---
    You hid an evil spirit.
[16:32] ---
    You must be one of them.
[16:34] ---
    You're gonna stay there
    until you show us your true form.
[16:40] ---
    I was locked up in this dungeon.
[16:43] ---
    It was dark... and lonely.
[16:50] ---
    This is some underground cave...
[16:53] ---
    No matter how you look at it,
    it looks man-made.
[16:57] ---
    Who on Earth made this, and why?
[17:02] ---
    W-What the heck is this?
[17:10] ---
    Be careful, everyone.
    This cave is full of traps.
[17:15] ---
    That's pretty obvious now...
[17:19] ---
    I don't know how much time passed.
[17:23] ---
    But it seemed like the villagers
    who had locked me up forgot all about me.
[17:29] ---
    I guess you were a discreet character
    even when you were alive, ma'am.
[17:33] ---
    Then, just when I started giving up hope
    and was awaiting my death...
[17:44] ---
    Kappa-san!
[17:46] ---
    I'm truly sorry... All because
    you tried to protect me...
[17:56] ---
    Oh, thank you, Kappa-san!
[18:00] ---
    Since I have saved a human,
    my enemy, I can no longer stay here, ma'am.
[18:07] ---
    Farewell... Maybe one day,
    you'll meet one of my comrades.
[18:13] ---
    Wait, Kappa-san! Kappa-san!
[18:20] ---
    Kappa-san!
[18:38] ---
    Thanks to Kappa-san, I was saved.
[18:41] ---
    Huh? You mean you didn't die
     in the dungeon?
[18:45] ---
    No.
[18:46] ---
    Then what about that stain
    in the stupid frog's room?
[18:49] ---
    That doesn't really mean anything.
    I thought it'd add realism.
[18:54] ---
    So you didn't die with a lot of regret?
[18:56] ---
    Right! I lived to the age of 90!
[18:59] ---
    Gero...
[19:00] ---
    Then why do you look like that?
[19:02] ---
    Because what if I meet Kappa-san again?
[19:06] ---
    If I don't look like this, I'm afraid
    he might not be able to recognize me.
[19:12] ---
    In that small shrine,
    I've kept Kappa-san's plate,
[19:18] ---
    so that he can come back
    and get it whenever he wants.
[19:20] ---
    And I've been waiting here
    all this time for him.
[19:25] ---
    What a touching story!
[19:27] ---
    I'm totally moved to tears, ma'am!
    For memory's sake, can I try this on?
[19:33] ---
    Huh? Oh, sure.
SIGN    A perfect fit
[19:36] ---
    A perfect fit.
[19:39] ---
    K-Kappa-san?
[19:49] ---
    Y-You certainly do look like a kappa...
[19:57] ---
    The ghost girl is vanishing...?
[20:00] ---
    Is it because she saw the
    stupid frog looking like this?
[20:03] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[20:04] ---
    Sis!
[20:05] ---
    Huh?
[20:06] ---
    I am here to help you.
[20:08] ---
    Rin, Byou, Tou, Sha, Kai, Jin, Retsu, Zai, Zen!
[20:13] ---
    Dispel evil!
[20:15] ---
    Koyuki-chan, don't!
[20:17] ---
    Huh?
[20:25] ---
    I'm back again...
[20:27] ---
    She was just about to find the light!
[20:30] ---
    What?
[20:31] ---
    I'm sorry, ghost girl. You almost made it...
[20:35] ---
    It's okay. It's fun being
    with everyone in this house.
[20:40] ---
    I guess I'll be here for a little while longer.
[20:44] ---
    So please, remember me from time to time.
[20:50] ---
    After all was said and done,
    it turned out well, ma'am.
[20:53] ---
    Or, like, puzzle answered?
[20:55] ---
    Although this means we'll
    continue to be haunted by a ghost.
[20:59] ---
    But if you look closely,
    the stain now looks happy.
[21:06] ---
    Interesting... There was
    someone besides us on Pekopon.
[21:12] ---
    Oh, well. It was quite a while ago.
[21:17] ---
    So, Sarge...
[21:18] ---
    No matter how much time passes,
[21:20] ---
    we shouldn't forget the ones
    who matter to us, right?
[21:23] ---
    Of course not, sir!
[21:25] ---
    Ummm, guys...
[21:27] ---
    It hasn't been that long,
    but aren't you forgetting someone?
[21:33] ---
    Where do I go from here?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama Tama-tama-tama-tama...
    Sorosoro hajimeru desuu!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama.
    Well, let us begin!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama.
    This is the Tamama drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama
    Tamama no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Take a big scoop of ice cream
    and eat it.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Okkina aisu sukutte tabete—
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    This rice cake and that rice cake
    are all mine. (Tee hee!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Kocchi no daifuku mo socchi
    no daifuku mo boku no bun (ehe)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    If it's only the candies,
    you can have them!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Candy dake nara agete mo ii desuu
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Gero...
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    "Gero…"
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    I found some shortcake left on a plate.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Osara ni nokotta shoto keki mekke
    "Sore wa"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    That's Fuyuki-kun's piece, you moron!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    "Fuyuki kun ni ageru yatsu dattsutten dayo!"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Everybody has jealousy,
    a little here and there.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Minna no shitto o chotto zutsu
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Please share it with me... Jealousy Shot!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Wakete kure desuu shitto dama!!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    (Jealousy!)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    (Shiii—tto!!!!)
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Put a cup on the table with
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Table no ue ni cup o oite
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Two straws for Mr. Sergeant
    and me. (Lovey-dovey!)
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sutoro nihon gunso san to… (Love Love desuu)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Lift the tab on a can of cola!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Cola no futa o pushutto akete
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Don't shake it.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    "Fuccha dame yo"
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Now pour enough for two.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Futari bun o sosogu desuu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    But of course, I am the
    only one who will drink it.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Mochiron nomu no wa boku hitori
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    That girl is always getting in our way!
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Futari o jama suru ano onna
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Here, drink some
    wasabi juice... Yeow!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    (Wasabi jiru demo nomi agare… tsuun!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    A pointy heart is the sign of jealousy!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Toge toge haato shitto no shirushi
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    And here's another little jealousy! (Haa!)
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Mo hitotsu omake ni puchi shitto (Haa!!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Private 2nd Class Tamama! (Tama!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Tamama Nitouhei kansei desuu!!! (Tama)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    It's Fuyuki. Although there are
    still some cold days ahead of us,
[23:09] ---
    the insects and plants are
    slowly getting ready for spring.
[23:13] ---
    Just the mention of spring makes us giddy.
[23:15] ---
    Perhaps that's because
[23:17] ---
    we're unconsciously
    getting ready for spring, too.
[23:20] ---
    That aside, the next episode
    is about celebrating Girls' Day.
[23:23] ---
    "Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E47 - Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir! / Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Hi, everyone! Have you all
    put out your Hina dolls?
[01:37] ---
    Of course, the Hinata family will
    display Natsumi-chan's dolls,
[01:42] ---
    but it won't be as simple as it seems.
[01:45] ---
    Wow, you're going to celebrate
    Girls' Day? You're so lucky.
[01:48] ---
    Your family doesn't
    celebrate it, Koyuki-chan?
[01:51] ---
    Ummm, no. After all,
    I'm from a family of ninjas.
[01:54] ---
    I've never experienced
    anything like that...
[01:57] ---
    Hey, why don't you come to my house?
[01:59] ---
    Let's celebrate Girls' Day together.
[02:01] ---
    Wow. Are you sure?
[02:03] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[02:08] ---
    Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir!
[02:16] ---
    There you go.
[02:19] ---
    Wow...
[02:21] ---
    This is one of the three court ladies.
[02:23] ---
    How elegant!
[02:26] ---
    Lady Natsumi?
    What on Earth are you doing?
[02:29] ---
    We're putting out Hina dolls.
[02:32] ---
    Hina dolls?
[02:33] ---
    You mean all those dolls
    wearing strange costumes?
[02:37] ---
    These are the clothes of
[02:40] ---
    about 1,000 years ago
    during the Heian period.
[02:43] ---
    That one seems to be
    holding some kind of weapon.
[02:46] ---
    Right, a bow and arrows.
[02:48] ---
    A doll with weapons?
[02:50] ---
    I see. They're no different
    from Gundam models.
[02:53] ---
    Hey, don't you dare compare
    your Gundam models to these dolls.
[02:56] ---
    Hina dolls are the stars
    of a traditional Japanese event.
[03:01] ---
    They belong in a totally different class.
[03:03] ---
    What is this traditional
    event you speak of...?
[03:06] ---
    March 3rd!
[03:07] ---
    Girls' Day!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[03:14] ---
    Click.
[03:15] ---
    Check out some data about Girls' Day.
SIGN    Traditional Events of Japan
[03:21] ---
    Girls' Day is a traditional event in Japan.
SIGN    Girls' Day
[03:25] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[03:29] ---
    Girls' Day, or the Doll Festival, is a traditional
    Japanese event with a long history.
[03:35] ---
    On this day, people display Hina dolls,
[03:37] ---
    enjoy traditional foods such as
    hina-arare, hishi-mochi, shirozake,
[03:41] ---
    chirashi-zushi, and clam soup,
[03:44] ---
    and they hope for young girls'
    healthy growth and prosperity.
[03:49] ---
    Also called the "Peach Festival"
    after the flowers of the season,
[03:54] ---
    the event is observed
    throughout Japan.
SIGN    The End Pekopon Educational Movies, Inc.
[04:03] ---
    Is that all?
[04:04] ---
    Yup, that's all.
[04:06] ---
    That's pretty low-key. It has "festival"
    in the name, so I expected a lot more.
[04:13] ---
    Will kids like Lady Natsumi
    and Master Fuyuki
[04:15] ---
    be happy with such a boring event?
[04:19] ---
    No. No way!
[04:21] ---
    And so, I've decided on our next operation.
SIGN    Decision Made
[04:24] ---
    Using the highly-advanced intelligence
    and technology of planet Keron,
[04:28] ---
    we'll jazz up this Girls' Day
    of Planet Pekopon!
SIGN    Festival
[04:31] ---
    Festival! Festival!
[04:35] ---
    Ridiculous. What has this got to do
    with our plans to conquer Pekopon?
[04:39] ---
    If we make the festival fun,
[04:41] ---
    that'll surely make Lady Natsumi happy.
[04:45] ---
    Natsumi will be happy...
[04:48] ---
    It's the same old story again.
[04:50] ---
    Breathing new life into an old tradition...
[04:53] ---
    I find that very meaningful.
[04:56] ---
    Keroro-kun. I will help you.
[04:58] ---
    Oh. I didn't know you were here, Dororo.
[05:02] ---
    Leave the gadgets to me.
[05:06] ---
    And so Girls' Day gets underway.
SIGN    Girl
SIGN    Girl
[05:10] ---
    It sure is a great sight to see
    all these lovely girls.
SIGN    Girl
SIGN    Girl
[05:15] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Boy
[05:16] ---
    So this is Girls' Day?! I'm so excited.
[05:21] ---
    I'm glad you're enjoying it.
[05:23] ---
    I'm excited, too.
[05:25] ---
    I never knew you could see
    the dolls up close like this.
[05:28] ---
    Huh?
[05:32] ---
    We have a 16,807-tiered display
    of Hina dolls,
[05:36] ---
    and you can hardly see their faces.
[05:41] ---
    That's Nishizawa-san for you.
[05:43] ---
    How lavish.
[05:44] ---
    Or, like, blue-sky thinking?
[05:47] ---
    Sorry I got here late!
[05:51] ---
    Huh? Who are you?
[05:53] ---
    Who me? My name is Kululuko.
    I'm the fairy of Girls' Day!
[06:00] ---
    So. Are you all having fun?
[06:02] ---
    Oh my... What a pathetic-looking
    doll stand this is.
[06:05] ---
    This will just ruin the festival.
[06:07] ---
    Who do you think you are?
[06:09] ---
    I'm going to take all of you
[06:10] ---
    to the lavish and exciting
    Cosmic Girls' Day!
[06:14] ---
    Hey, who asked you...
[06:16] ---
    Wow! Sounds exciting!
[06:18] ---
    Mom!
[06:19] ---
    Well then, let's get going.
[06:21] ---
    Maharic Technic Technica
    Tamara Yambarukuina!
[06:35] ---
    Welcome to Cosmic Girls' Day!
[06:38] ---
    I know that voice. I knew
    the stupid frog was behind this!
[06:40] ---
    Are you ready?
[06:41] ---
    Yeah!
[06:42] ---
    Well, then, let's go get 'em!
[06:45] ---
    Yeah!
[06:48] ---
    Jeez, why did they bring us
    whatever this place is?
[06:50] ---
    What's Girls' Day got to do with this?
[06:52] ---
    It's fine! This is exciting!
[06:55] ---
    Anything is exciting for you, Mom.
[06:57] ---
    First, we're gonna have a grand feast.
[07:08] ---
    These are ordinary hina-arare
    (rice crackers), right?
[07:11] ---
    No. Those are cosmic hina-arare.
[07:13] ---
    Cosmic...?
[07:18] ---
    Move it! Move it! Move it!
[07:23] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[07:29] ---
    Wow! How pretty!
[07:32] ---
    You do stuff like this at
    Girls' Day, too?
[07:34] ---
    Not at all, not at all.
[07:37] ---
    And that is how it is done.
[07:39] ---
    W-What about these...?
    This is an ordinary hishi-mochi, right?
[07:43] ---
    Of course. Ordinary here in space, that is.
[07:45] ---
    In space...?
[07:48] ---
    What the?!
[07:50] ---
    Look here. You'll be eaten alive
    if you don't run for your life.
[07:54] ---
    That's why they're called
    "Hisshi (For Dear Life) Mochi."
SIGN    For-Dear-Life Mochi
[07:55] ---
    Hey... Don't... just...
    stand... there...! Hey! Help me!
[07:57] ---
    Um... Is this standard fare
    during Girls' Day?
[08:00] ---
    Far from it!
[08:02] ---
    You trying to kill me?!
[08:04] ---
    This here looks like shirozake...
[08:06] ---
    That is shiro-sha-ke.
SIGN    Shiro Shaké
[08:09] ---
    In other words, that's
    outer space white salmon soup.
[08:12] ---
    Why, it tastes delicious.
[08:13] ---
    They're all just stupid puns...
[08:15] ---
    This here is chirashi-zushi
    with space tuna and space squid.
[08:19] ---
    And this is the space clam soup.
[08:22] ---
    What's so outer space about them?
[08:25] ---
    See? It's the three space delicacies,
    fighting for supremacy.
[08:30] ---
    And you can't have a
    "Peach Festival" without...
[08:33] ---
    ...momo hana (peach blossoms)!
[08:35] ---
    Yahoo!
[08:39] ---
    What is that?
[08:41] ---
    Like I said, moo-moo no hana
    (moo-moo's nose).
SIGN    Moo-Moo no Hana
[08:44] ---
    Dodging its charge is becoming
    the most popular sport in space.
[08:50] ---
    Olé!
SIGN    Groan
[08:53] ---
    And now, the star of Cosmic Girls' Day...
[08:56] ---
    ...the cosmic Hina dolls.
SIGN    Cosmic Hina Dolls
[09:02] ---
    Cosmic Hina dolls.
[09:04] ---
    What's so cosmic about them?
[09:06] ---
    Or, like, mundane objects?
[09:08] ---
    But there's something strange
    about them. They're all male dolls.
[09:22] ---
    Or, like, bulging muscles?
[09:25] ---
    Everybody! Time for our grand finale, sir!
[09:27] ---
    Yeah!
[09:29] ---
    Soiya!
[09:30] ---
    Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
[09:32] ---
    Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
[09:34] ---
    Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
[09:37] ---
    What d'ya think?
[09:38] ---
    This is the essence of a festival that
    sets the blood dancing in your veins.
[09:41] ---
    It's three times more exciting than
    the Pekoponians' Girls' Day Festival, sir!
[09:44] ---
    Natsumi... Did you like it?
[09:48] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[09:49] ---
    I must say, tradition is truly
    a wonderful thing. Is it not?
[09:54] ---
    My first-ever Girls' Day...
[09:58] ---
    How dare you make a mockery out of it!
[10:02] ---
    Don't think you're gonna get away with it!
[10:05] ---
    Oh no. Natchi's not kidding.
[10:08] ---
    Lady Natsumi! All we wanted was
    to make Girls' Day a lot more fun...
[10:11] ---
    That's totally uncalled for!
[10:15] ---
    Men, run for your lives!
[10:17] ---
    Hold it!
[10:19] ---
    Flee for safety! Flee for safety!
[10:20] ---
    I said, hold it right there!
[10:26] ---
    Run, run! Maybe we should call this
    "Getaway Day"?
SIGN    Hinamatsuri (Girls' Day) Hinanmatsuri (Escape Day)
[10:30] ---
    Get it?
SIGN    Illustration of Internal Parts
[10:39] ---
    Illustration of internal parts.
[10:40] ---
    As we all suspected, Kululuko-chan's
    true identity was this person.
[10:43] ---
    Getaway Day... Get away from Girls Day...
     Girls' Day...
[10:52] ---
    To all the good boys and girls.
[10:53] ---
    Don't ever grow up to be adults
    who try to get by on puns alone.
[11:06] ---
    Everyone has a favorite musician, right?
[11:09] ---
    And if you get a ticket to their concert,
    it's a huge deal, right?
[11:14] ---
    And so, that ends our "I don't
    want a Girls' Day like that" segment!
[11:19] ---
    Next, here's my "song of the day."
[11:22] ---
    Here from planet Mirrorball,
[11:23] ---
    combining both love and funk,
    it's DANCE☆MAN.
[11:31] ---
    Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN
[11:47] ---
    DANCE☆MAN is the greatest.
[11:50] ---
    And that afro hairstyle...
[11:53] ---
    Irresistible!
[11:56] ---
    I wanna go to a concert!
[11:58] ---
    I've got a ticket. Arena seat.
[12:04] ---
    It's a great seat.
[12:06] ---
    Better buy now before it sells out.
[12:08] ---
    Don't come into my room
    without permission!
[12:11] ---
    How cold...
[12:13] ---
    We came to you with a great offer,
    this chance-of-a-lifetime ticket.
[12:20] ---
    A ticket?
[12:21] ---
    That's right. Right now, this guy's
    the hottest star in the universe.
[12:24] ---
    Thanks, but no thanks.
[12:27] ---
    There's no way someone you
    call a "universal star" is any good.
[12:31] ---
    C'mon, just trust me.
[12:34] ---
    No way. I'm not interested, so get out.
[12:39] ---
    That's too bad...
[12:40] ---
    And to think of all the trouble
    we went through to get this.
SIGN    Redial
[12:44] ---
    Indeed. How many times
     did we have to redial?
[12:46] ---
    Some people even spent three days
    camped in line just to buy one.
SIGN    Three days
SIGN    Spend three days
SIGN    Camped in line
[12:52] ---
    Uhm, excuse me...
[12:53] ---
    Oh, well, I guess we have no choice.
    If Lady Natsumi isn't interested,
SIGN    Premium price
[12:57] ---
    we'll just have to sell it to a scalper
    for a premium price.
[13:01] ---
    Hey, can I see the ticket for a sec?
[13:04] ---
    What's this?
[13:05] ---
    I thought you weren't interested.
[13:07] ---
    Let me just check whose concert it is.
[13:12] ---
    Here.
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN
[13:14] ---
    Dance... Man...
[13:15] ---
    Hey! This is a ticket to the
    DANCE☆MAN concert!
[13:19] ---
    I can have it?
[13:20] ---
    Of course. It's a token of
    appreciation for our Lady Natsumi,
[13:24] ---
    who has been so gracious to us.
[13:26] ---
    Pure goodwill. Strictly no profit.
[13:29] ---
    It's yours for the very
    friendly price of only 1,000 yen!
[13:32] ---
    Okay, I'm buying.
[13:33] ---
    Sold.
SIGN    Transaction Complete
[13:34] ---
    Transaction complete.
[13:36] ---
    All right! I got the ticket real cheap!
[13:39] ---
    Yahoo! I can't wait.
[13:42] ---
    So, why are you two so happy?
[13:45] ---
    I bought the ticket. That means
    I'm the one who's going, right?
[13:49] ---
    You see, the concert is
    about to start right now.
[13:54] ---
    Right now? What do you mean?
[13:56] ---
    Let me see the ticket.
[14:00] ---
    Hey. What'd you do that for?
[14:08] ---
    What a beautiful starry sky.
[14:13] ---
    There must be all kinds of
    alien life forms out there in space.
[14:18] ---
    Huh?
[14:26] ---
    A shooting star?
[14:29] ---
    It looks all wiggly and weird.
[14:34] ---
    It's coming straight at me!
[14:44] ---
    Oh no! It crashed into our house!
[14:50] ---
    What the heck was that?!
[14:52] ---
    That's... Natsumi's room?
[14:58] ---
    W-What the heck is that?!
[15:07] ---
    H-H-H-Hair...
[15:14] ---
    I am DASONU☆MASO!
[15:19] ---
    Wow. It's the real Dasonu Maso.
[15:23] ---
    Dasonu Maso?
SIGN    Myowww Concert: DA-SO-NU☆MA-SO (letters look very like "DANCE☆MAN")
[15:26] ---
    Da-so-nu Ma-so...?!
[15:29] ---
    Hi, Kululu. You look great.
[15:33] ---
    Actually, we used to be funk soul brothers.
[15:36] ---
    That's why I helped sell tickets for him.
[15:39] ---
    What is this? Who's this
    Dasonu Maso? He's a total fake.
[15:44] ---
    I never told you I had
    DANCE☆MAN tickets, right?
[15:48] ---
    Welcome to my concert, young lady.
[15:50] ---
    What're you talking about?
    You're the one that came here.
[15:53] ---
    I'll comb straight out! I picked the
    name "Dasonu Maso" in hopes that
[15:58] ---
    people would buy my ticket
    thinking I was DANCE☆MAN.
[16:01] ---
    But it's not just the name that is similar.
[16:03] ---
    I've shamelessly imitated
    his appearance, too.
[16:06] ---
    I'm nothing but a big headache
    for DANCE☆MAN. That is who I am!
SIGN    What the heck?
[16:10] ---
    Yes, that's it!
[16:11] ---
    That's his legendary specialty,
    "I'll comb straight out!"
[16:14] ---
    And to think I saw it live!
[16:17] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
SIGN    I'll comb
    straight out!
[16:17] ---
    When I have a test, I tell everyone
    "I wasn't able to study at all,"
[16:21] ---
    but the truth is, I studied my butt off!
[16:23] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[16:24] ---
    When I run a marathon,
[16:25] ---
    I tell everyone, "Let's take it slow, guys,"
[16:28] ---
    but then I dash off alone!
[16:30] ---
    That is who I am!
[16:33] ---
    You sure you wanna tell us all that?
[16:36] ---
    He sure is the best.
[16:38] ---
    Celebrities like to party all the time.
[16:40] ---
    I may say, "I haven't
    been saving a single cent."
[16:42] ---
    But I'm actually saving up for my
    old age. That is who I am!
SIGN    I'll comb
    straight out
SIGN    I'll comb
    straight out
[16:48] ---
    I can't explain this feeling.
    It's neither joy nor anger.
[16:52] ---
    I'm loving it. It's so new.
[16:54] ---
    It's so new, I don't get it at all!
[16:57] ---
    Never mind! Just get outta here now!
[17:00] ---
    I'll comb straight out.
[17:01] ---
    If I leave this very minute,
    then this episode will be over.
[17:04] ---
    What will you do with the remaining time?
SIGN    Speechless
[17:07] ---
    That's being a little too straight.
[17:09] ---
    I've had enough!
[17:11] ---
    Natsumi! Hey, who the heck are you?
[17:15] ---
    How dare you...
    come here and harass Natsumi...
[17:20] ---
    Look out, Dasonu Maso!
[17:23] ---
    What the...?
[17:24] ---
    H-Huh...?
[17:26] ---
    Fever time!
[17:30] ---
    What?!
[17:36] ---
    Let me explain.
[17:38] ---
    Giroro's attack got caught
    in Dasonu Maso's thick hair,
[17:40] ---
    bounced here and there,
[17:42] ---
    and ricocheted back to Giroro.
[17:44] ---
    Fashionable, offensive and defensive...
[17:49] ---
    That's truly scary hair.
SIGN    I'll comb
    straight out!
[17:51] ---
    I'll comb straight out! I didn't do it.
    It just worked out that way.
[17:56] ---
    Whoa... he combs straight out again!
[17:58] ---
    Damn... The audience doesn't
    know how to react after all of this!
[18:03] ---
    Why are all the aliens
    I meet such weirdoes?
[18:06] ---
    Hey. You cute and innocent Pekopon girl.
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Innocent
[18:09] ---
    Huh? You mean me?
[18:12] ---
    That's right.
[18:13] ---
    There aren't that many in the
    whole universe as charming as you.
SIGN    Charming
[18:16] ---
    H-Huh? R-Really?
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[18:18] ---
    Yet it's such a shame.
[18:20] ---
    You haven't been able to
    bring out your full charm.
[18:25] ---
    Huh?
[18:26] ---
    But leave it to me, and I'll make you
    more charming than ever before.
[18:31] ---
    H-Huh...
[18:34] ---
    Huh?
[18:35] ---
    Stare...
SIGN    Stare
[18:37] ---
    Wait... you don't mean...
[18:39] ---
    You've gotta be kidding!
[18:41] ---
    Don't worry! It won't take long!
[18:43] ---
    No! What's not gonna take long?
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy shaggy...
[18:49] ---
    Myoww.
[18:51] ---
    I knew it! No! Get away!
[18:54] ---
    Sis!
[18:56] ---
    Dororo is here! Huh?!
[18:58] ---
    Hey, Dororo.
[19:00] ---
    W-What's going on here?
[19:03] ---
    You too should be wearing...
SIGN    Pop!
[19:05] ---
    ...an afro.
[19:06] ---
    I will have none of that!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy shaggy...
[19:10] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: Containment Gourd.
[19:17] ---
    W-What the... You can't do that, baby.
SIGN    I'll comb
    straight out
[19:20] ---
    I'll comb straight out! The situation
    is looking pretty grim for me...
[19:24] ---
    Thank you for a most enjoyable time.
[19:26] ---
    Although—I'll comb straight out—I may
    have been the only one having fun,
[19:29] ---
    and been nothing
    but a pain in the butt for you.
[19:31] ---
    Adios!
[19:37] ---
    Everybody, see you again.
[19:40] ---
    Don't come again!
[19:44] ---
    Go ahead. Eat as much as you want.
[19:46] ---
    Please, don't hold back for my sake.
[19:48] ---
    I only did what anyone else would have done.
[19:51] ---
    I'm home.
[19:52] ---
    Welcome home, Mom.
[19:54] ---
    Wow. What a feast.
[19:56] ---
    You see, Dororo came and rescued me.
     This is to thank him.
[20:00] ---
    Oh?
[20:02] ---
    Oh, look! It's unusual
    to see a gourd these days...
[20:05] ---
    No, Mom! Don't open that!
SIGN    Pop
[20:07] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy \shaggy shaggy...
[20:15] ---
    Oops...
[20:16] ---
    Mom, you dummy!
[20:18] ---
    I guess this was our destiny, after all.
[20:21] ---
    How did I end up like this, too?
[20:25] ---
    Well, it sure looks good on everyone.
[20:28] ---
    I don't wanna hear that from you.
[20:31] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[20:35] ---
    That voice?
[20:36] ---
    Huh?
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[20:40] ---
    Huh?
[20:42] ---
    It can't be... It can't be!
[20:50] ---
    Myoww!!
[20:51] ---
    Wow!
[20:53] ---
    DANCE☆MAN?
[20:56] ---
    Hi, guys. I sensed a great afro vibe
    while taking a walk in space,
[21:02] ---
    so I thought I'd drop in.
[21:04] ---
    A-Are you the real DANCE☆MAN?
[21:07] ---
    Oh yeah, yoww! I just got here
    from Planet Mirrorball.
[21:10] ---
    And since I'm here, might as well
    sing a song for you. Yoww!
[21:14] ---
    Here we go!
[21:16] ---
    So, thanks to the fake DANCE☆MAN,
[21:18] ---
    they got the chance to meet
    the real DANCE☆MAN.
[21:19] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[21:21] ---
    I guess you could say the
    afro brings "gourd" luck?
[21:23] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:24] ---
    Well... it's been some time
    now since we last heard this song.
[21:26] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[21:28] ---
    But I'll comb straight out,
    we don't have much time left.
[21:30] ---
    So it's a shame, but we won't be able
    to hear the entire song.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
    Are you ready?
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu...
    Youi wa ii kai!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
    This is the Kululu drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kululu no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    My headphones are top-of-the-line.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Ore-sama no heddofon wa chouichiryuu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    If you stop here, it looks like
    the back of my head. (Ku ku ku ku!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Koko de owareba ushiro sugata (Kukkukku)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    In the right disk, there's dangerous data.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Migi no disuku nya kiken na deeta
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    In the left disk are my
    favorite movies. (Wanna see 'em?)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Hidari no disuku nya
    hizou no muubii (Mitai
?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I can read any kind of data.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Donna deeta mo yomitoru ze
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Ridiculous!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    "Kudaran!"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Things go up or down
    based on how I feel.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de ukishizumi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    (Don't talk to me casually.)
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    (Kigaru ni hanashikake'n na yo)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    He always does things his way, sir!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    "Mai peesu na yatsu de arimasu..."
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I may be crooked, but
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Heso no magatta ore-sama wa
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I've been this way since I was small.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    chiisai koro kara hinekurete
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Even as a grownup,
    I'm still crooked. (Ku ku ku!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Otona ni natte mo hinekuretee (kukku)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    I can't deal with people who are
    straightforward with their feelings.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Massugu na kimochi wa nigate da ze
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Be careful of spam mail.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru nya ki o tsuke naa
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    It'll come after you
    with the sound of "ku ku ku."
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kkukuu tto ashioto tateru
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    (Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    (Kuuuu kku kku kku)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spiralling viruses, spring at me if you dare.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Uzumaku uirusu Kakatte koi yo
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    I’m gloomy and depressing?
    Oh, leave me alone.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Nekura de inshitsu? Ooki na osewa
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (Kuuuu kku kku)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Major Kululu! (Sheesh.)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Kululu Souchou, kansei da ze~!!! (Chi)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It’s a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    It's Momoka!
     Spring is the season of love.
[23:10] ---
    I guess you could say summer,
     fall and winter
[23:12] ---
    are also seasons of love.
[23:15] ---
    Yeah, seasons don't matter.
    I'm always ready for it!
[23:19] ---
    I hope it happens...
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things.
    The next episode is for you lazy people.
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro Platoon: Mission on a
    Fine Spring Day, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Fuyuki: Resident Idle
    Rescue Mission, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E48 - Keroro Platoon: Mission on a Fine Spring Day, Sir! / Fuyuki: Resident Idle Rescue Mission, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:08] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Spring
SIGN    March
[01:32] ---
    It's spring. It's March.
[01:35] ---
    Free from the harsh and bitter cold of winter,
[01:37] ---
    it's the season for all living things to awaken.
[01:42] ---
    But on the other hand...
[01:47] ---
    Fuyuki. There's a special on UFOs
    tonight at eight o'clock.
[01:51] ---
    You're gonna watch it, right?
[01:54] ---
    Huh?
[01:56] ---
    Nah, that's okay.
[01:59] ---
    I'm sure it's stuff I've seen before.
[02:02] ---
    I'm just so sleepy...
[02:04] ---
    I already slept for twelve hours,
    yet I still wanna sleep some more.
[02:10] ---
    Better get back to sleep. Good night.
[02:16] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki! What's the matter with you?
[02:23] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Mission on a
    Fine Spring Day, Sir!
[02:29] ---
    Fuyuki. Wait right there.
[02:31] ---
    Hm?
[02:33] ---
    Huh?
[02:35] ---
    What is it, Mom?
[02:43] ---
    M-Mom! Cut it out,
    I can't breathe! C'mon, let go!
[02:49] ---
    So? Are you awake now?
[02:51] ---
    Huh? Yeah...
[02:53] ---
    Th-That was...
[02:55] ---
    Mom Aki's amazing technique,
    the Special Hug Filled With Love.
[02:59] ---
    Why do I feel jealous?
[03:01] ---
    Thanks a lot, Mom.
[03:03] ---
    It feels like the haze has been
    lifted from my mind.
[03:08] ---
    Yes?
[03:09] ---
    Oh, Nishizawa-san. What?
    You discovered a new mystery spot?
[03:14] ---
    Yeah, sure. Let's go.
[03:16] ---
    That was so effective.
[03:18] ---
    We all tend to slack off and
    get really lazy this time of year.
[03:24] ---
    Because it's spring?
[03:26] ---
    So that stupid frog who
    always slacks off must think
[03:29] ---
    it's spring year-round.
[03:35] ---
    It's spring year-round...?
    For me...? Always slacking off...
[03:41] ---
    But, ma'am...
[03:47] ---
    That's so mean!
[03:49] ---
    How can she say that when,
    every day, I'm always...
SIGN    Working diligently
[03:51] ---
    Assembling Gundam models.
SIGN    Crunch crunch
[03:52] ---
    Watching TV.
SIGN    Click click
SIGN    Weekly
    Zakrello
[03:53] ---
    Surfing the net.
SIGN    Ha ha ha
SIGN    Monthly Alpha
[03:54] ---
    Reading comic books.
SIGN    Working diligently
[03:56] ---
    Assembling Gundam models.
SIGN    Working diligently
[03:57] ---
    And assembling Gundam models.
[03:58] ---
    I do so much!
SIGN    No room for sympathy
[04:00] ---
    Well, can you blame her for saying that?
[04:05] ---
    W-What's this?
[04:07] ---
    The warm spring weather...
[04:10] ---
    The totally lazy spirit...
    Lazy... Slacking off...
[04:28] ---
    How's it going, Sergeant Major Kululu?
[04:32] ---
    It's going well.
[04:39] ---
    Checkmate King Two, this is Giroro.
    This is Giroro. Come in, HQ.
[04:44] ---
    This is HQ. What is it?
[04:46] ---
    I've been at this for eight hours.
[04:48] ---
    How much longer do I have to continue this?
[04:52] ---
    I'd say about ten more.
[04:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant. This is hard.
    I'm exhausted. I'm bored.
[05:03] ---
    Stop whining. Keep at it. If you're a man,
    you've gotta hang in there.
[05:09] ---
    Oh nooooo...
[05:12] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[05:14] ---
    Uncle, it's no use.
[05:16] ---
    The penguins are unmotivated,
    and they don't want to be interviewed.
[05:21] ---
    That's exactly the point, Lady Mois.
[05:24] ---
    That lack of motivation
    is the key to this operation.
[05:32] ---
    Whoa. The Kero Gauge just went up.
[05:37] ---
    It's accumulating everyone's
    useless and lazy energy.
[05:40] ---
    It shall be complete soon.
[05:43] ---
    By spreading this energy around the world,
    all Pekoponians will become lazy.
SIGN    New on
    market
SIGN    20% off on
    Banrise model kits
SIGN    Oku-Tokyo Worker: Spring Edition 2005 New Programs Z Gangal
[05:50] ---
    It's no good...
[05:52] ---
    I don't even have the energy
    to scold that stupid frog anymore...
[05:55] ---
    Lady Natsumi?
     But I'm full of energy, ma'am.
[05:59] ---
    Sarge... You work hard every single day
    making Gundam models...
[06:04] ---
    You're such a hard worker...
[06:06] ---
    Oh, don't stop flattering me!
[06:08] ---
    So, as you can see!
SIGN    Relatively Speaking Kingdom, Mystery, Wisdom, Dream, Thought
[06:09] ---
    Relatively speaking.
SIGN    Comparatively Speaking
[06:11] ---
    And comparatively speaking...
SIGN    Prince, Emperor, Adoration, Mighty Warrior, Fine, Monarch, Intelligent, Hard working, Loyalty, Yin and Yang Why are the Keronians hard-working?
[06:12] ---
    It's inevitable that Keronians
    will be viewed as hard workers.
[06:16] ---
    That's no good...
[06:17] ---
    Right. All Pekoponians
    will end up being no good.
[06:20] ---
    Huh? Why not?
[06:22] ---
    The Kero Gauge isn't rising at all.
[06:24] ---
    We need a little push. It's missing something.
[06:29] ---
    But we've come this far.
[06:30] ---
    What shall we do?
[06:32] ---
    This is Tamama! I cannot do this anymore!
[06:38] ---
    Whoa! The gauge!
[06:41] ---
    No matter what I ask, I can't
    get a decent answer out of them.
[06:46] ---
    Can I come back now?
[06:49] ---
    The gauge.
[06:50] ---
    I have never been the type
    to just stay put and do nothing.
[06:54] ---
    I'm fed up with this. I quit.
[06:58] ---
    This is great!
[06:59] ---
    Just a little more. Just a little bit more.
[07:03] ---
    No more.
[07:04] ---
    Another of your ridiculous plans.
[07:06] ---
    Or, like, workers striking?
[07:29] ---
    Useless and lazy energy
    is now at infinity level.
[07:32] ---
    Can this be the manifestation
    of useless and lazy energy?
[07:37] ---
    It's finally complete.
[07:42] ---
    Now we'll do a final test using a specimen.
[07:46] ---
    Tests are great. I'm sure
    it'll be a success. Yahoo.
[07:50] ---
    So, who will be the guinea pig?
[07:54] ---
    We have prepared
[07:55] ---
    the perfect specimen to
    be tested for this experiment.
[08:02] ---
    Being tied up like this
    reminds me of the time
[08:05] ---
    I fell into the hands of some aliens
    from another dimension!
[08:10] ---
    His brain emits unnecessarily strong motivation.
[08:13] ---
    A specimen of this caliber
    should be given a number.
[08:16] ---
    Okay, 556. From now on, you are Specimen Five-Hundred Fifty Six.
[08:22] ---
    I don't know what that means,
    but I appreciate the gesture!
[08:24] ---
    My brother... He seems so happy!
[08:28] ---
    Okay. Start the experiment, sir.
[08:30] ---
    Roger.
[08:35] ---
    This is... This is...!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[08:40] ---
    When we speak of spring,
    we think of the third month.
[08:43] ---
    The third month is March.
[08:45] ---
    I will name it Kerotto March Energy.
[08:47] ---
    And this is the moment it's unveiled.
[08:50] ---
    The test finished while you were talking.
[08:51] ---
    So fast!
[08:54] ---
    So 556 should now have changed
    into a hopelessly unmotivated man.
[09:00] ---
    So how is it? How do you feel, 556?!
[09:09] ---
    What's wrong?! You're a boy,
    aren't you?! Don't waste your time!
[09:13] ---
    So when does this experiment of yours begin?!
[09:17] ---
    What's going on?
[09:19] ---
    He hasn't changed one bit.
[09:21] ---
    Or, like, boundless vigor?
[09:23] ---
    Of course.
[09:24] ---
    We'd better recall the specimen
    and find out what went wrong here.
SIGN    Disappointed
[09:39] ---
    It was a total flop.
[09:40] ---
    Brother!
[09:41] ---
    Huh?
[09:43] ---
    Lady Lavie. What's the matter?
[09:46] ---
    I've never seen my
    brother look so drained...
[09:50] ---
    What?
[09:57] ---
    Somehow... I feel like...
    all my energy... is gone!
[10:00] ---
    What's more... I feel so sleepy!
[10:03] ---
    It can't be... So it worked?
[10:06] ---
    But he looks the same from the outside.
[10:09] ---
    We overlooked an important detail.
[10:12] ---
    The only person who can tell the
    slight differences in 556's expressions
[10:15] ---
    is his little sister, Lady Lavie.
[10:18] ---
    Then that means...
[10:19] ---
    The experiment... was a huge success, sir!
[10:23] ---
    Good. Then let's get on with it right away.
[10:25] ---
    Let's use the Kerotto March Energy.
[10:27] ---
    On all the Pekoponians.
[10:34] ---
    What's the problem now?
[10:36] ---
    Suddenly... I don't feel like
    making the effort...
[10:40] ---
    I feel so tired...
[10:42] ---
    Corporal Giroro? Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[10:47] ---
    Because we let the
    specimen out carelessly,
[10:50] ---
    the energy has...
[10:52] ---
    Gee, I'm too tired to explain...
[10:55] ---
    Kululu!
[10:56] ---
    Or, like... ummm...
    chicken... skew... ers...?
[11:03] ---
    Lady Mois!
[11:04] ---
    My brother... Look how much he's changed...
[11:06] ---
    Lady Lavie? E-Everybody!
    But this is only the beginning!
[11:10] ---
    With the Kerotto March Energy,
[11:11] ---
    we'll be able to conquer
    Pekopon completely. Hey!
[11:16] ---
    I'm sleepy! I'm starting to get sleepier!
    That's why... I'll sleep!
[11:20] ---
    Goodnight!
[11:21] ---
    Everybody!
[11:25] ---
    Oh well, it's almost time
    for a commercial, isn't it?
[11:28] ---
    I don't feel like telling a joke. Bye.
[11:33] ---
    Hey, wait. Don't you fall asleep!
    What about the show?
[11:38] ---
    Uh... Well... As you can see,
    the Keroro Platoon is hopeless as ever.
[11:44] ---
    What will happen to our planet,
    and to the Keroro Platoon?
[11:48] ---
    Hey! Don't go to sleep, guys!
    Wake up!!
[12:01] ---
    Priest 01 calling home base.
[12:03] ---
    This is home base. What's the situation there?
[12:07] ---
    Inner-Tokyo is covered in
    a mysterious fog right now.
[12:10] ---
    Ground conditions unknown.
[12:13] ---
    Priest 01. What's wrong?
[12:17] ---
    This is Priest 01...
[12:18] ---
    I'm tired, and will be ending
    my mission right now.
[12:22] ---
    Yeah... we're done.
[12:22] ---
    H-Hey. What do you mean,
    we're done? Are you serious?
[12:27] ---
    Because Sergeant Keroro spread
    the Kerotto March Energy all over...
[12:31] ---
    ...it looks like the whole town
    is at a standstill.
SIGN    South 51 Kissho Academy
[12:35] ---
    I feel sleepy myself...
SIGN    Final Exam Mathematics
[12:37] ---
    Whatever... goodnight...
[12:46] ---
    Fuyuki: Resident Idle
    Rescue Mission, Sir!
[12:52] ---
    Nishizawa-san. Nishizawa-san!
     Pull yourself together.
[12:57] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm just suddenly so sleepy...
[13:01] ---
    Hey, whaddaya think you're doing?
    This is the perfect chance.
[13:05] ---
    I know that... But my body feels so weak...
[13:09] ---
    What is it?
[13:12] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: Whirlwind!
[13:15] ---
    Dororo!
[13:16] ---
    Fuyuki-dono. I'm glad you're okay.
[13:18] ---
    What's going on here, anyway?
[13:20] ---
    We were here to explore a new mystery spot,
[13:23] ---
    but as soon as Nishizawa-san
    touched that pink fog, she suddenly...
[13:27] ---
    Then it is true that the pink fog
    is responsible for all this.
[13:30] ---
    How come you're not affected?
[13:32] ---
    I am a member of the Special Forces.
[13:34] ---
    Therefore, I am able to operate
    under all kinds of conditions.
[13:38] ---
    Can this be...?
[13:42] ---
    The misty substance that originated
    from Inner-Tokyo continues to spread.
[13:47] ---
    The safety of the residents,
    whose communication has been cut off,
[13:49] ---
    is now becoming a concern.
[13:52] ---
    The government has given top priority
    to containing the crisis.
[13:55] ---
    Emergency. Emergency.
[13:57] ---
    Isolation gates have been
    completely locked down.
[14:00] ---
    It is dangerous to enter.
[14:01] ---
    I had a feeling the pink fog
    would be leaking out of here...
[14:05] ---
    You mean this was the act of
    the sergeant and the others?
[14:08] ---
    I am not sure yet.
[14:10] ---
    At any rate, you should wait for me here.
[14:12] ---
    As long as you have that
    protective gear on, you should be safe.
[14:15] ---
    No. I'm going with you.
[14:18] ---
    Nishizawa-san and all the other people
    in this town are in grave danger.
[14:21] ---
    How can I stay put
     in a safe location by myself?
[14:24] ---
    I understand. Then let us depart.
[14:30] ---
    What is this?
[14:32] ---
    The fog in here is three times thicker
    than the fog leaking outside.
[14:35] ---
    I hope the sergeant is okay.
[14:41] ---
    Or, like... Or, like...
[14:46] ---
    Dizzy wizzy... Dizzy wizzy
    as a drunken butterfly...
[14:51] ---
    Mois-chan!
[14:52] ---
    I'm major tired... or, like...
[14:55] ---
    deep-fried... chicken meal...?
[14:57] ---
    Pull yourself together, Mois-chan!
[14:59] ---
    Dororo?
SIGN    One day in March. Uncle has come up with a wonderful energy plan. If this can be implemented, then conquering Pekopon will be a breeze. Or, like, serene lifestyle? Wonderful energy?
[15:01] ---
    This looks like... Mois-chan's diary...
[15:03] ---
    "One day in March.
[15:05] ---
    Uncle has come up with
    a wonderful energy plan.
[15:08] ---
    If this can be implemented,
[15:10] ---
    then conquering Pekopon will be a breeze.
[15:13] ---
    Or, like, serene lifestyle?
[15:15] ---
    Wonderful energy?"
[15:23] ---
    Giroro-kun...
[15:28] ---
    "One day in March. Although
    I got very angry at Keroro,
[15:31] ---
    it seems that the
    experiment was a big success.
[15:35] ---
    This could actually work.
[15:36] ---
    But for some reason, I feel so tired...
[15:39] ---
    Tired... Tired... Tire toss game..."
SIGN    Tire toss game
[15:44] ---
    So this pink fog must be an energy
    that makes everyone feel lethargic.
[15:49] ---
    And it continues to spread
    rapidly to the outside world.
[15:53] ---
    Then that means...
[15:55] ---
    The ecosystem will be destroyed.
[15:57] ---
    This will make it impossible
    for species to continue existing.
[15:59] ---
    All plants will lose the energy
    to carry on photosynthesis.
[16:02] ---
    And this will eliminate even
    the oxygen on this planet.
[16:07] ---
    We've got to stop the
    release of this energy right now.
[16:09] ---
    Yeah.
[16:14] ---
    Tamama!
[16:15] ---
    I am so hungry...
    But I am too lazy to eat...
[16:23] ---
    Somebody, please feed me some snacks!
[16:26] ---
    Pull yourself together, Tamama.
[16:28] ---
    Master Fuyuki! His diary...
SIGN    One day in March The end
[16:32] ---
    Looks like the level of laziness is going up.
[16:38] ---
    Kululu!
[16:40] ---
    Is that...?
SIGN    Keroro, aim for the ace!
[16:43] ---
    Keroro, aim for the ace!
[16:46] ---
    That does not even make sense.
[16:49] ---
    He's still conscious.
[16:51] ---
    Hang in there, Kululu.
[16:54] ---
    Everything lies... beyond Heaven's Door...
[16:59] ---
    Heaven's Door?
[17:01] ---
    Dororo.
[17:02] ---
    Fuyuki-dono! It's over here.
[17:05] ---
    You mean behind that door
    is the source of all this energy?
[17:18] ---
     *Kero kero kero...
[17:26] ---
    A song?
[17:27] ---
    Songs are nice.
[17:29] ---
    They're the highest achievement
    of the Pekoponian culture.
[17:33] ---
    Don't you agree, Hinata Fuyuki-kun?
[17:37] ---
    Sarge!
[17:38] ---
    Now that we're all here,
    let's all be hopeless together...
[17:57] ---
    What's that?!
[17:58] ---
    The blood pattern is blue!
    That must be the core of this energy.
[18:03] ---
    But it's in the shape of a human?
[18:05] ---
    The over-charged energy must've
    developed its own consciousness,
[18:08] ---
    and evolved into its present form.
[18:11] ---
    I think I must be the fourth one...
[18:13] ---
    Huh?
[18:15] ---
    After all, I'm not your puppet.
[18:19] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about...
[18:22] ---
    Now, I'll strike all living things
    with my March Impact, so that
[18:28] ---
    they may live in peace under the guise
    of uselessness and laziness.
[18:32] ---
    March Impact?
[18:34] ---
    This is turning into something way bigger.
SIGN    Warning Oh Crap Gonna Die Run Run Run Run
[18:39] ---
    Warning. Warning. Energy
    has breached the critical point.
[18:44] ---
    March Impact will be set
    off in exactly 30 seconds.
[18:44] ---
    If we don't do something,
    we'll all be useless. What can we do?
[18:49] ---
    There must be an emergency
    control device somewhere.
[18:53] ---
    A control device...
[18:54] ---
    Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
[19:00] ---
    There it is!
[19:01] ---
    I won't let anyone interfere.
[19:08] ---
    Dororo. Boxing... It's very amusing...
[19:12] ---
    Snacks, snacks.
[19:14] ---
    Or, like, mapo tofu...?
[19:18] ---
    It's useless... Everything is...
[19:21] ---
    Everyone, get out of my way.
[19:25] ---
    What? It's too much trouble.
[19:27] ---
    I don't feel like moving...
[19:29] ---
    Very amusing... amusing...
[19:32] ---
    Then I'll have to do it!
[19:36] ---
    Fuyuki-dono!
SIGN    This ol' man's a goner
[19:47] ---
    Fuyuki-dono. You can do it.
[19:49] ---
    Don't worry...
[19:51] ---
    If we all become hopeless together,
    there's nothing to be afraid of.
[20:00] ---
    I can see the future.
[20:12] ---
    It can't be...
[20:17] ---
    Even if I die, I can be replaced.
[20:39] ---
    I see...
[20:41] ---
    Fuyuki-dono had already indulged in the
    sleepiness of spring and became immune.
[20:46] ---
    That's why he wasn't affected at all
    by the Kerotto March Energy.
[20:50] ---
    Fuyuki sure saved the day this time.
[20:51] ---
    That's true.
[20:54] ---
    I apologize for being totally hopeless.
[20:57] ---
    Or, like, humbly sorry?
[20:59] ---
    And my brother is now back
    to his usual enthusiastic self.
[21:03] ---
    I tell you.
[21:05] ---
    The stupid frog and the others
    had better reflect on their conduct.
SIGN    Reflection
[21:09] ---
    I'm sorry...
[21:10] ---
    Hey, don't slack off!
[21:12] ---
    Come on. Next, you have to
    clean the yard. Then do the laundry.
[21:15] ---
    Organize the closet. Then there are
    a lot more chores waiting for you!
[21:19] ---
    Hi. I'm the narrator.
    Thanks to Fuyuki-kun, I'm awake now.
[21:25] ---
    To all viewers,
[21:26] ---
    don't slack off just because it's a
    comfy spring day. Work hard, okay?
[21:30] ---
    Hard workers are the best, after all!
[21:32] ---
    You're one to talk!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
    Are you ready?
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu...
    Youi wa ii kai!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
    This is the Kululu drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kululu no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    My headphones are top-of-the-line.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Ore-sama no heddofon wa chouichiryuu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    If you stop here, it looks like
    the back of my head. (Ku ku ku ku!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Koko de owareba ushiro sugata (Ku~kkukku)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    In the right disk, there's dangerous data.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Migi no disuku nya kiken na deeta
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    In the left disk are my
    favorite movies. (Wanna see 'em?)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hidari no disuku nya
    hizou no muubii (Mitai~?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I can read any kind of data.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Donna deeta mo yomitoru ze
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Ridiculous!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    "Kudaran!"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Things go up or down
    based on how I feel.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de ukishizumi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    (Don't talk to me casually.)
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    (Kigaru ni hanashikake'n na yo)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    He always does things his way, sir!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    "Mai peesu na yatsu de arimasu..."
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I may be crooked, but
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Heso no magatta ore-sama wa
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I've been this way since I was small.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    chiisai koro kara hinekurete
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Even as a grownup,
    I'm still crooked. (Ku ku ku!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Otona ni natte mo hinekuretee (kukku)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    I can't deal with people who are
    straightforward with their feelings.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Massugu na kimochi wa nigate da ze
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Be careful of spam mail.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru nya ki o tsuke naa
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    It'll come after you
    with the sound of "ku ku ku."
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kkukuu tto ashioto tateru
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    (Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    (Kuuuu kku kku kku)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spiralling viruses, spring at me if you dare.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Uzumaku uirusu Kakatte koi yo
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Nekura de inshitsu? Ooki na osewa
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    I’m gloomy and depressing?
    Oh, leave me alone.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (Kuuuu kku kku)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Kululu Souchou, kansei da ze~!!! (Chi)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Major Kululu! (Sheesh.)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It’s a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Mois. We're now in a season
    where the sunshine feels great.
[23:11] ---
    But it's only because we have the
    cold winter that we appreciate spring.
[23:14] ---
    Right, Uncle?
[23:16] ---
    Or, like, passing seasons? Nature's beauty?
    Special outings? Blueprint photos?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    In the next episode,
    we teach you how to succeed in life.
[23:23] ---
    "Kululu: How to Succeed
    in the Universe, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
    Operation Pinnacle, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---**
    Ge-Gero!

E49 - Kululu: How to Succeed in the Universe, Sir! / Momoka: W(hite)-Day:Operation Pinnacle, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    On this day, something unbelievable
    happened in the Hinata household.
[01:36] ---
    Oh, no. The laundry will be ruined!
[01:46] ---
    Kululu. Is that...?
[01:47] ---
    Oh, this? I just happened to see it out there,
    so I couldn't resist.
[01:56] ---
    Well, I only did it on a whim.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[02:01] ---
    W-Why would... Kululu...?!
[02:07] ---
    Oh, man... Where could it possibly be?
[02:10] ---
    The Truth about the Roswell
    UFO Incident.
Did I throw it away?
SIGN    The Truth about the
    Roswell UFO Incident
[02:14] ---
    Are you, by any chance,
     looking for this book?
[02:17] ---
    Yes. That's the one.
[02:19] ---
    I just happened to see Natsumi throw it away.
[02:22] ---
    So I picked it up for you.
[02:24] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[02:25] ---
    But... I guess... you probably
    want something in return, right?
[02:30] ---
    Not really.
[02:30] ---
    Huh?!
[02:31] ---
    I just did it on a whim.
[02:35] ---
    W-Why would... Kululu...?!
[02:41] ---
    Kululu: How to Succeed
    in the Universe, Sir!
SIGN    Budget
[02:48] ---
    We have no budget.
[02:49] ---
    We have no ideas.
SIGN    Ideas (Plans)
SIGN    Military force
[02:51] ---
    We have no military force.
[02:52] ---
    Yet we're invaders? Don't make me laugh!
[02:56] ---
    What's the point? It's all your fault.
[02:57] ---
    What we don't have is your motivation!
[02:59] ---
    Stop wasting time and money on Gundam models!
[03:01] ---
    Lately I've been holding back,
    and only bought a few!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
    Invasion of Earth
[03:04] ---
    They're just bigger and more expensive!
[03:07] ---
    Oh, boy. Here we go again.
[03:10] ---
    Just call me when you two
    decide on a policy, okay?
[03:13] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama...
    you think you can just sit out again?
[03:16] ---
    Munching snacks while
    watching from your ivory tower, huh?
[03:18] ---
    You do nothing,
[03:19] ---
    yet you sure know how to criticize,
    don't you, soldier?
[03:21] ---
    The nerve... Who do you think you are?
SIGN    Snap
[03:24] ---
    Snap...
[03:25] ---
    What did you say? Tamama Impact!
[03:30] ---
    Yeah, bring it on!
[03:37] ---
    Uncle, please stop!
     Or, like, lawless district?!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
    (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[03:41] ---
    Huh?
[03:42] ---
    Clumsy and awkward.
[03:45] ---
    What?
[03:45] ---
    Can't you live more intelligently?
[03:49] ---
    Don't you know what they call savoir-faire?
SIGN    Savoir-faire
[03:52] ---
    "Savoir-faire."
[03:53] ---
    It means knowing how to succeed in life.
[03:57] ---
    Is Kululu around?
[03:58] ---
    What do you want?
[03:59] ---
    Thanks again for what you did earlier.
SIGN    This is a Space Alien!!
[04:02] ---
    To thank you, I brought you
    this book that I recommend.
[04:05] ---
    Well, I guess I'll check it
    out sometime when I'm bored.
[04:09] ---
    I've gotta go. You're better
    than I thought, Kululu.
[04:12] ---
    I'm flabbergasted.
[04:15] ---
    W-Why are you so chummy with him?
    Why does he think so highly of you?
[04:21] ---
    I'm sure he just used some
    outlandish invention or weird waves.
[04:25] ---
    I'm coming in.
[04:27] ---
    Natsumi. W-What do you want?
[04:29] ---
    I don't want anything from you.
SIGN    Shock
[04:31] ---
    Kululu? Where are you?
[04:33] ---
    I'm over here.
[04:35] ---
    Thanks for your help earlier.
    Just a little something to thank you.
[04:39] ---
    What the heck is this?
[04:40] ---
    Homemade cookies made
    from all-natural ingredients.
[04:42] ---
    They're good for you.
[04:44] ---
    Hey, hey, what's with the spiral shape?
[04:46] ---
    Well, I guess I can eat them for your sake.
[04:49] ---
    What kind of bull is that? Well,
    I guess it's to be expected from you.
SIGN    Shock
[04:54] ---
    Anyway, thank you, Kululu.
    You're better than I thought.
SIGN    Shock
[04:59] ---
    What's going on here?
[05:00] ---
    I... I do not believe it!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[05:05] ---
    What on Earth did you do, Kululu-senpai?!
[05:08] ---
    Teach us, O great magician.
[05:11] ---
    Shine your light on our pathetic selves!
[05:13] ---
    How can I refuse?
    Okay, I'll tell you one thing:
[05:17] ---
    "Do something you normally
    wouldn't." That's it.
[05:25] ---
    Just by doing one thing
    that he normally would not do,
[05:28] ---
    Fukki and Natchi became putty in his hands.
[05:30] ---
    That seems hard to believe, but...
[05:34] ---
    Tamama-sama! Excuse us!
[05:47] ---
    The Nishizawa Maid Team, at your service!
[05:50] ---
    Thank you, as always, for all your hard work!
[05:53] ---
    I know!
[05:55] ---
    Excuse me, maids.
[05:56] ---
    Yes?
[05:57] ---
    I will do all the cleaning today.
[06:00] ---
    What?!
[06:01] ---
    I will wipe up my own sweat and blood.
SIGN    Clench
[06:07] ---
    Here I go!
[06:08] ---
    That's wonderful, Tamama-sama!
[06:10] ---
    You're even cuter than ever.
[06:12] ---
    This feels so great.
SIGN    Aw! Aw! Aw! Aww!
[06:15] ---
    Oh... Tama-chan!
[06:16] ---
    Momoka-sama!
[06:18] ---
    Tamama-sama here insisted
    that he clean up the house today.
[06:21] ---
    How gracious of you, Tama-chan.
SIGN    Pet pet
[06:24] ---
    As a reward, here are
    some soon-to-be-in-store sweets
[06:27] ---
    currently being developed
    at Nishizawa Confectionary.
[06:30] ---
    Yay!
[06:32] ---
    One piece costs 241,500 yen.
[06:34] ---
    It's real yummy. It touches my heart.
[06:39] ---
    What?!
[06:40] ---
    I only did something
    I normally wouldn't do,
[06:42] ---
    but the result was incredible.
    You should try, Mr. Sergeant.
[06:47] ---
    Gotta do something I wouldn't
    normally do right away, sir!
[06:52] ---
    Well, I'm going to make a plastic model.
[06:55] ---
    But this time, I'm making
    something I usually don't. A castle.
SIGN    Kumamoto Castle Classic Japanese Castles Series (3)
[06:59] ---
    Not just any old castle, but Kumamoto Castle.
[07:03] ---
    Whaddaya think?
    Whaddaya think? Master Fuyuki!
[07:06] ---
    Oh, yeah? Good luck.
[07:08] ---
    But this isn't what I normally do, sir.
[07:11] ---
    Yeah, I guess not.
[07:12] ---
    Gero!
[07:13] ---
    This is not what I was told.
    In that case, I'll try this!
SIGN    Exclusively for Captain Geroro
[07:16] ---
    My videotape used exclusively
    to record Captain Geroro.
SIGN    Video 1
[07:19] ---
    I set the timer for the show.
    I'll check to see if it's been recorded.
[07:25] ---
    6-4 Kaku.
[07:26] ---
    Gero!
[07:26] ---
    Oh, no. I've never done this before!
[07:29] ---
    I set the wrong time on the VCR
    and recorded something else, sir!
[07:33] ---
    Glance...
SIGN    Glance
[07:33] ---
    I'm sure the DVD will be out soon.
[07:36] ---
    No way! I did that on purpose for nothing?
SIGN    No way
[07:40] ---
    Then how about this?
[07:42] ---
    I'll fold the toilet paper end to
    form a neat little triangle.
SIGN    Small and compact
[07:45] ---
    Oh... But since I don't normally do this,
    it's much harder than I thought, sir.
[07:50] ---
    What are you wasting all that paper for?
[07:52] ---
    Get out! I wanna use the bathroom!
[07:55] ---
    In that case...
[07:57] ---
    A purse.
SIGN    Purse
[07:59] ---
    Something I never do. I'm going shopping
[08:01] ---
    without using my anti-barrier, ma'am.
[08:03] ---
    In your dreams.
[08:05] ---
    You haven't finished
    cleaning the toilet yet.
[08:08] ---
    Folding the paper into a triangle won't
    fool me into thinking you're done.
[08:14] ---
    I can't believe this... Why...?!
[08:17] ---
    I'm working so hard doing all
    these things I don't normally do.
[08:22] ---
    Yet I'm finding absolutely no happiness.
[08:24] ---
    Something I don't normally do...
    What else is there?
[08:27] ---
    Think... Come on, think.
[08:30] ---
    Something I don't normally do...
SIGN    Gerori
[08:40] ---
    What else but invading Pekopon?!
[08:43] ---
    Sergeant Keroro finally seems
    hell-bent on conquering Earth.
[08:46] ---
    Will Earth finally fall into
    the evil hands of the invaders?
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[09:00] ---
    Um... is there a problem?
[09:03] ---
    How am I supposed to use this?
[09:07] ---
    You sure are pathetic.
[09:09] ---
    Oh. Let's start by pushing this button.
    It seems pretty self-explanatory, sir.
SIGN    Are you really going to push it? Are you sure you won't regret it? Please reconsider!
[09:16] ---
    There.
SIGN    Oh, you pushed it!!
SIGN    Danger This is bad You're terrible You've done it now!! Goodbye It's the end!!
[09:17] ---
    Huh? Huh? What? What'd I do?
SIGN    This is bad Oh man, danger You're terrible
SIGN    You've done it now!! Goodbye Oh man, it's the end!! It's the end!! Danger
[09:20] ---
    Uncle! Did you press that button over there?
[09:22] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    You've done it now!! Goodbye
[09:24] ---
    Or, like, evil monster?
[09:27] ---
    Huh? What?
[09:30] ---
    Or, like, final weapon?
[09:44] ---
    That light will bring destruction
    to Pekopon. Koyuki-dono!
[09:48] ---
    Okay!
[09:50] ---
    Ready... go!
[09:55] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: Barrier.
[09:59] ---
    Laser Reflection!
[10:09] ---
    Oh, man. Who knew that button
    was so dangerous?
[10:13] ---
    Or, like, it was too much trouble
    to read the manual, so...
[10:15] ---
    You know, they're so
    thick and all, it's a waste of...
[10:18] ---
    It is true that you may
    sometimes be praised
[10:19] ---
    for doing something good
    that you would normally not do.
[10:21] ---
    However! You almost
    destroyed Pekopon for that.
[10:26] ---
    Dororo's eyes mean business!
[10:28] ---
    He's quite scary when he gets angry.
[10:30] ---
    Be quiet.
[10:34] ---
    Ouch.
[10:35] ---
    Ouch! Ouch!
[10:36] ---
    I'm sorry!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
    (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[10:36] ---
    It's because you tried to
    force yourself to do things
[10:38] ---
    you normally wouldn't do.
[10:40] ---
    W-What do you mean, sir?
[10:42] ---
    This all started
[10:42] ---
    because of what you did for
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki.
[10:45] ---
    What're you talking about?
    I don't recall doing anything for them.
[10:49] ---
    Kululu!
[10:50] ---
    What the heck did you do to the laundry?
[10:53] ---
    Look what you did to my t-shirt!
[10:55] ---
    The most important page
    in this book has been ripped out!
[10:57] ---
    How could you do that?
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
    (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[11:01] ---
    Kululu!!
[11:03] ---
    I thought something was up.
[11:04] ---
    What are you gonna do about this t-shirt?
[11:06] ---
    I never should've thanked you.
[11:08] ---
    M-My glasses...
[11:12] ---
    Hey, wasn't it supposed to be savoir-faire?
[11:15] ---
    Jerk till the end.
    That's the Kululu aesthetic.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
    (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[11:23] ---
    Something I wouldn't normally do...
    Something different...
SIGN    Heart and Clover
[11:32] ---
    W-Who's that?
[11:36] ---
    H-Hi, Natsumi. L-L-Let's have
    some tea together for a change.
[11:51] ---
    March 14th is White Day.
[11:57] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this is a gift to thank you
    for Valentine's Day. Thank you.
[12:05] ---
    You finally did it, milady Momoka.
[12:09] ---
    Yes. Now all that's left is for him
    to declare his love for me.
[12:12] ---
    Just leave everything to me.
[12:15] ---
    I'll prepare the perfect setting
    for his declaration of love.
SIGN    Clench
[12:19] ---
    Is this a new plan?
[12:22] ---
    So far, all the plans that
    we've come up with have turned out...
SIGN    Throbbing Heart Tour Plan (5 billion yen)
    Love Escape Plan (12.6 billion yen)
    Lovey Dovey Hot Springs Plan (15 billion yen) Surprise at the Cabin Plan (24 billion yen)
     2/14 Victory Plan (2.5 billion yen)
    Paul's Miracle Plan...
[12:25] ---
    True. I'm afraid none of them
    have been successful.
[12:28] ---
    But... I have the perfect plan this time.
SIGN    Squeeze
[12:34] ---
    Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
    Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
[12:40] ---
    This time, we'll use the
    Nishizawa super-computer to create
[12:43] ---
    a perfect simulation of the plan
    before we set it in motion.
[12:48] ---
    Simulation?
[12:49] ---
    I suppose we could call it a "rehearsal."
[12:52] ---
    I think it would be easier if
    I demonstrated what I mean.
[12:56] ---
    A Nishizawa Group invention:
    the Super Virtual Simulator.
[13:15] ---
    What's this place?
[13:18] ---
    You're in a perfect replica of the
    city outside, created by the Simulator.
[13:22] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[13:24] ---
    Uh... Fuyuki-kun.
[13:26] ---
    And that is a virtual copy of Master Fuyuki.
[13:29] ---
    What's up? Where are you off to today?
[13:31] ---
    Uh...
[13:32] ---
    All types of data about Master Fuyuki
    have been stored in this Simulator.
[13:37] ---
    That means the virtual Master Fuyuki
[13:38] ---
    will react in exactly the
    same way as the real one.
[13:42] ---
    Oh...
[13:43] ---
    We shall now begin the
    actual simulation process.
[13:49] ---
    First, we have the "declaring
    his love for you after he saves you
[13:52] ---
    from getting harassed
     by thugs" plan.
[13:55] ---
    W-Will such a simple plan work?
[13:59] ---
    Clichéd plans like these
    are sometimes more effective.
SIGN    Dramatization
[14:03] ---
    By saving you from the thugs,
    his brain will secrete adrenaline.
SIGN    Secretion
[14:07] ---
    That excitement will push him
    to declare his love for you.
SIGN    Declaration
[14:12] ---
    I wonder if that could actually work.
[14:14] ---
    That's why we will use
    the Simulator to find out.
[14:18] ---
    Hey, hey.
[14:19] ---
    What's the big deal, acting all
    lovey-dovey in broad daylight?!
[14:22] ---
    You showing off or what?!
[14:24] ---
    Let's see what Master Fuyuki will do.
[14:32] ---
    Only one thing to do.
[14:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun?
[14:37] ---
    Run for it!
[14:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun?
SIGN    Traffic
    Safety
    Week
[14:40] ---
    Officer!
[14:43] ---
    Bad ending. Rank D.
[14:48] ---
    That was a rather dismal turn of events.
[14:51] ---
    But when you're being
    harassed by scary people,
[14:54] ---
    that's probably the right thing to do.
[14:56] ---
    That is true.
[14:57] ---
    How about getting attacked
    by aliens, instead of humans?
[15:02] ---
    That might work. When you
    think of Fuyuki-kun, you think of aliens.
[15:05] ---
    I'm sure if it were an alien,
    he'd stand up to it on his own.
SIGN    Dramatization
[15:10] ---
    Get me a Hollywood special effects
    make-up artist over here at once.
[15:13] ---
    Oh, and an actor, as well.
    I'll leave the casting to you.
[15:17] ---
    George? He'll do fine.
[15:19] ---
    Inputting data of Hollywood actor
    George Nakata,
[15:22] ---
    as well as the special effects alien.
[15:24] ---
    So this time, it's a
    simulation of an alien attack.
[15:30] ---
    I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
[15:33] ---
    I-It's an alien!
[15:35] ---
    Huh?
[15:36] ---
    Awesome! It's slimy!
[15:39] ---
    I'm scared!
[15:40] ---
    Don't worry, Nishizawa-san.
[15:41] ---
    You can count on me when it comes to aliens.
SIGN    Squeeze
[15:46] ---
    This way!
[15:48] ---
    And Fuyuki-kun runs away again.
SIGN    Fuyuki runs away again (lol)
[15:50] ---
    I'm pretty sure that type of alien
    can't see in the dark.
[15:54] ---
    If we can just go down into the sewer...
[15:56] ---
    There's a manhole 500 meters ahead.
[15:58] ---
    Darkness in an extreme situation.
[16:00] ---
    It's the perfect situation
    for his declaration of love.
[16:08] ---
    Master Fuyuki. What's the matter, sir?
[16:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki. That alien's got some
    awesome special effects makeup on!
[16:17] ---
    What? You mean this is
    just special effects makeup?
[16:22] ---
    Gero!
[16:23] ---
    Why, if it isn't George Nakata!
    I hear he may play the lead role
[16:27] ---
    in the upcoming Hollywood film
    Captain Geroro, the Movie!
[16:30] ---
    Can I have an autograph?
[16:32] ---
    Bad ending. Rank E.
[16:36] ---
    What the hell is with these simulations?!
[16:39] ---
    Every detail about Master Fuyuki
    has been entered into the computer,
[16:43] ---
    including the people around him,
    cats, dogs, and even the aliens.
[16:47] ---
    It seems Master Keroro is getting in the way.
[16:51] ---
    We'll supply him with Gundam models
    so he won't leave the house.
[16:55] ---
    Purchase a Gundam model
    factory immediately.
[16:58] ---
    Have it produce knock-offs,
[16:59] ---
    and make sure the designs
    are similar, but not identical!
[17:03] ---
    Data input complete.
[17:07] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[17:10] ---
    It worked!
[17:13] ---
    Jealousy, jealousy...
[17:13] ---
    Tama-chan?
[17:14] ---
    Hey. What is up with you two?
[17:18] ---
    Leave this to me!
[17:22] ---
    Bad ending. Rank F.
[17:24] ---
    Provide Master Tamama
    with soon-to-be-in-store sweets,
[17:26] ---
    and make sure
    he doesn't leave his room.
[17:28] ---
    Data input complete.
[17:32] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
SIGN    White Day Liquidation Sale 50% Off
[17:39] ---
    I wasn't able to give anything to
    Natsumi yesterday for White Day.
[17:43] ---
    Even though it's a day late,
    I should still give her something.
[17:46] ---
    But... there's no way I can buy anything
    unless I deactivate my anti-barrier.
[17:51] ---
    What the heck should I do?
[17:53] ---
    It's a hostile alien! Stop right there!
[17:56] ---
    Buy some White Day sweets
    for Master Giroro.
[17:59] ---
    Data input complete.
[18:03] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:09] ---
    Fuyuki-dono is in grave danger!
[18:13] ---
    Turn Master Dororo's trauma switch on.
[18:16] ---
    Use that music box that
    Master Keroro once broke.
[18:19] ---
    What? It's at a premium
    and is hard to get now?
[18:22] ---
    I don't care how much it costs.
    Buy one from a collector!
[18:25] ---
    Data input complete.
[18:27] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:33] ---
    I'm sure glad Mr. Yoshizaki
    was able to finish his script early.
[18:38] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:43] ---
    Buy Kadoyama Publishing and launch
    Daily Captain Geroro Magazine.
[18:48] ---
    Make Mr. Yoshizaki work harder!
[18:51] ---
    Data input complete.
[18:53] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:58] ---
    Wait. Let's go this way.
[18:59] ---
    Why?!
[19:00] ---
    Fill the gaps between the walls!
    A public street? Who cares!
[19:04] ---
    Buy it from the government if you have to.
[19:05] ---
    Have them build a wall at once!
[19:07] ---
    Clear every obstacle before the manhole!
[19:10] ---
    Get rid of streets and houses
     that'll get in the way.
[19:12] ---
    Those school girls will have to go, too!
[19:15] ---
    That pop idol's in the way, too.
[19:17] ---
    Quit interviewing that
    blonde celebrity over there!
[19:19] ---
    Stop selling leftovers!
SIGN    Instant
    Dumplings
[19:21] ---
    Stop yapping in the park!
[19:23] ---
    Stop cutting class!
SIGN    Hall Kaneko Hardware Fish Shop
[19:24] ---
    That's in the way, too. That, too.
SIGN    Shopping District
[19:26] ---
    Everything, be gone!
SIGN    Right Here
[19:31] ---
    Over there!
[19:34] ---
    We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
[19:37] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN    Squeeze
[19:40] ---
    It feels like we're the main characters
    in a movie or something.
[19:44] ---
    Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
[19:48] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san...
[19:49] ---
    Y-Yes?
[19:50] ---
    Nishizawa-san... I...
[19:53] ---
    Yes?
[19:54] ---
    I...
[19:55] ---
    Yes?
[19:56] ---
    I...
[19:57] ---
    Yes!
[20:05] ---
    Happy ending! Rank S.
[20:07] ---
    We finally did it, milady Momoka...
[20:10] ---
    The last simulation was a perfect success.
[20:12] ---
    All we have to do now is
    make it happen in the real world!
[20:15] ---
    Yes!
[20:18] ---
    And finally, the real deal.
SIGN    Right Here
[20:27] ---
    Awesome! It's slimy!
[20:29] ---
    I'm scared!
[20:31] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[20:33] ---
    It's going exactly the way we simulated it.
SIGN    Clench
[20:37] ---
    We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
[20:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN    Squeeze
[20:42] ---
    It feels like we're the main
    characters in a movie or something.
[20:46] ---
    Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
[20:50] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san...
[20:51] ---
    Y-Yes?
[20:53] ---
    Nishizawa-san... I...
[20:55] ---
    Yes?
[20:56] ---
    I...
[20:57] ---
    Yes.
[20:59] ---
    Fuyuki-kun will finally declare
    his true feelings for me.
[21:02] ---
    I... Nishizawa-san, I...
[21:13] ---
    Oh, man, I'm all wet now.
[21:18] ---
    I'm so sorry. It's my
    brother's fault. I'm sorry.
[21:22] ---
    Just about everything was
    entered into the super-computer,
[21:25] ---
    but it was missing
    Space Detective 556's data.
[21:30] ---
    That man... Who was that?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro...
    We shall begin!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro Doro-doro-doro-doro...
    Hajimeru de gozaru!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro.
    This is the Dororo drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro
    Dororo no ekaki uta!!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Er... haven't you forgotten someone?
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Ano~, hitori wasurecha imasen ka?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    I am just like Keroro up until the eyes.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Me made wa Keroro-kun to onaji de gozaru…
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Don't copy me, will you?
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    "Mane sunna yo na~"
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Eat your meal with chopsticks.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gohan wa ohashi de tabemashou
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Using a spork is not proper etiquette.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Saki ware supuun wa jadou de gozaru
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with using one?!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    "Ii jan betsu ni~"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Fuji is the tallest mountain in Japan.
    (Hey, where's Dororo?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Fuji wa Nippon-ichi no yama
    "Are, Dororo wa?"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Move stealthily, tip-toe, keep to the shadows.
    (Dororo's not here!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Nuke ashi sashi ashi shinobi ashi
    "Dororo inee jan"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    With a twisted headband tied about my head,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Nejiri hachimaki kiriri to shimete
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I was forced to do a lap leaping like a frog.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru tobi isshuu saserarete…
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    What happened?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Doshita no?"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    I had a bitter experience with a persimmon
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Kaki ni mo tsurai omoide ga…
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Which turned on my trauma switch.
     (Doro-doro-doro-doro...)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Torauma suicchi haitta
    de gozaru (Dorodoro…)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    If there is trouble in the west,
     misfortune in the east,
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Nishi no momegoto higashi no wazawai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    I shall be there,
    using Ninja Art: Hurricane! (Toiya!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Ninpou "Hayate" de sanjou itasou! (Toiya!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    My shiny throwing star is for enforcing peace.
    We are truly friends, are we not?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kagayaku shuriken heiwa no tame ni
    Bokutachi honto ni tomodachi da yo ne
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Gero?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    "Gero?"
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Now it is complete!
    It is Lance Corporal Dororo! (Nin!)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Dororo Heichou kansei degozaru!!! (Nin!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
    Oh, thanks for all your support.
     I'm the Narrator.
[23:10] ---
    Looks like I'm not quite popular, after all.
[23:14] ---
    I was dreaming of the day I'd see a
    Narrator cell phone strap or plushie...
[23:19] ---
    That aside, the next episode
[23:20] ---
    is the danger that
    strikes the Iron Lady Natsumi.
[23:22] ---
    "Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior
    of Earth, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    "Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?"
[23:29] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E50 - Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior of Earth, Sir! / Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    One day, on another uneventful day
    like any other day... or so it seemed...
[01:38] ---
    W-What's this?
[01:46] ---
    I was just going through
    some of my old stuff,
[01:48] ---
    and found something that
    brings back a lot of memories.
[01:51] ---
    So I actually brought this along?
[01:54] ---
    I forgot all about it.
[01:57] ---
    So, the Pekoponians are a race that
    must surrender to our will, yes, sir.
SIGN    You Will See the Tears of Time
[02:02] ---
    I have a question for Corporal Giroro.
[02:04] ---
    Huh?
[02:05] ---
    In some movies, we see soldiers
    falling in love with native girls...
[02:10] ---
    Hmph. Ridiculous.
[02:11] ---
    But what if you come across some
    attractive female enemy soldiers?
[02:16] ---
    We're not going there for a picnic!
[02:19] ---
    I don't care how attractive their girls are!
[02:21] ---
    They'd better not stand in
    the way of our mission!
[02:24] ---
    Ugh...
[02:26] ---
    That's what's expected of a true soldier.
[02:28] ---
    I promise you this.
[02:29] ---
    We'll take control of Planet Pekopon,
    so you can all meet us there.
[02:34] ---
    You said it, Giroro.
[02:36] ---
    Good for you, Corporal.
[02:38] ---
    That was... footage of the
    press conference of the Keroro Platoon
[02:41] ---
    before they left their planet, Keron.
[02:44] ---
    Boy... did you really say those things then?
SIGN    That's what he said...
[02:48] ---
    That's right. The reason we're here
[02:51] ---
    isn't to blend in with them.
    We're here to fight them.
[03:00] ---
    Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior
    of Earth, Sir!
[03:07] ---
    Huh?
[03:08] ---
    Hm?
[03:09] ---
    Keroro. We need to implement a
    full-scale invasion of Pekopon right away.
[03:15] ---
    What? What? I don't follow you...
[03:18] ---
    It's already been a year since
    we established our base here.
[03:22] ---
    And yet, we haven't taken
    control even within these four walls.
[03:26] ---
    I sense a presence I haven't felt since...
[03:28] ---
    Remember... the promise we
    made the day before we left Keron?
[03:33] ---
    Oh! Kero!
[03:35] ---
    That day...
[03:36] ---
    We were sent off with an
    exhibition game of soccer that day.
[03:40] ---
    Before we got into our spaceship,
    we paraded in front of everyone.
[03:44] ---
    I remember there was this girl
     waving a red scarf at us.
[03:51] ---
    I wonder who she was waving at...
[03:54] ---
    We all can dream, can't we?
[03:57] ---
    Or, like, manly romace?
SIGN    Manly Romance
[04:00] ---
    Forget it!
[04:01] ---
    The first phase of our mission
    is to gain control of this house!
SIGN    First Phase
[04:06] ---
    You're right, but in order to
    control the Hinata household...
[04:12] ---
    Why... you... stupid... frogs!
[04:15] ---
    Gero...
[04:16] ---
    Tama...
[04:17] ---
    Kulu...
SIGN    The devilish Natsumi!
[04:18] ---
    She's their devil...
[04:21] ---
    Giroro!
SIGN    The angelic Natsumi ♥
[04:24] ---
    She's his angel!
[04:27] ---
    You won't fool me!
[04:30] ---
    What's his problem...?
[04:32] ---
    It's not worth arguing with him...
[04:35] ---
    Well, shall we do our usual...?
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
[04:44] ---
    All right, men. We are about
    to proceed with our operation.
[04:47] ---
    Roger!
[04:50] ---
    First of all...
[04:55] ---
    ...cut off all contact
    with the outside world.
[05:04] ---
    Nothing must get in the way
    of our taking over the Hinata household.
[05:09] ---
    Keroro-kun... Is he serious?
[05:12] ---
    I've got to inform Koyuki-dono.
[05:21] ---
    Dororo!
[05:23] ---
    We've cut off all contact
    with the outside world.
[05:25] ---
    We're completely blocked off
    by an electromagnetic barrier.
[05:29] ---
    Such... regret...
[05:35] ---
    Darn it... What's all the noise?
[05:39] ---
    W-What is this?
[05:51] ---
    What is this?
[05:53] ---
    Wow! It's The Dialogue Between
    Adamsky and a Venusian.

[05:57] ---
    This is definitely a good read.
[06:00] ---
    A very rare book on UFOs. That should
    keep Master Fuyuki occupied all day.
[06:05] ---
    And their mom is not here right now.
[06:07] ---
    That leaves...
[06:08] ---
    ...just her.
[06:13] ---
    Why, you...
[06:15] ---
    ...stupid frog! What's the meaning of this?
[06:18] ---
    Oh, Natsumi-kun, don't you
    know your time is over?
[06:21] ---
    What did you say?
[06:23] ---
    From now on, I'll be in charge
    of this household.
[06:26] ---
    And before long,
    the whole of Pekopon, as well.
SIGN    Total Supremacy
[06:29] ---
    Total supremacy.
[06:31] ---
    Oh...? So you think you can
    defeat me if you gang up on me, huh?
[06:35] ---
    N-Natchi's fighting strength is
    increasing by leaps and bounds!
[06:40] ---
    Don't lose your heads!
[06:41] ---
    And click.
[07:01] ---
    Pekoponian suit: Hinata Aki version!
SIGN    Ultimate Weapon: Mother
[07:04] ---
    Ultimate Weapon: Mother.
[07:07] ---
    C'mon, Natsumi. Let's see if
    you're a match for your own mother.
[07:16] ---
    Ultimate Weapon: Mother had no effect.
[07:21] ---
    Oh no...
[07:22] ---
    No allowance for you, Natsumi!
[07:26] ---
    No effect once again.
[07:27] ---
    I... I won't take you to
    the hot springs!
[07:32] ---
    Absolutely no effect.
[07:33] ---
    Ugh... no radio for you, young...
[07:39] ---
    You want another round?
[07:42] ---
    Stop right there. Surrender... or die.
[07:45] ---
    Make your choice.
[07:48] ---
    This is as it should be.
[07:55] ---
    Gero!
[07:56] ---
    Tama?
[07:57] ---
    Giro!
[08:03] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Check Lady Natsumi, hurry!
[08:05] ---
    Huh?
[08:10] ---
    40.2 degrees Celsius!
[08:11] ---
    I-Is that bad?
[08:14] ---
    That's way beyond "bad!"
[08:16] ---
    She looked fine just a while ago,
[08:18] ---
    and for her temperature to
    suddenly shoot up like this...
[08:21] ---
    It may not be just a cold.
[08:22] ---
    What?!
[08:24] ---
    It could be a matter of life or death.
[08:26] ---
    We've got to call an ambulance.
[08:29] ---
    Roger that, sir.
[08:30] ---
    The phone...
[08:31] ---
    We smashed it...
[08:35] ---
    Who the heck said to break it?
[08:37] ---
    You did.
[08:40] ---
    Then I'll go out and get help right away.
[08:42] ---
    Yeah! I'll go with you!
[08:45] ---
    The electromagnetic barrier...
[08:47] ---
    And while Natsumi was
    knocking you silly,
[08:49] ---
    the controller got damaged,
    so I can't shut it down.
[08:52] ---
    Who the heck ordered you to
    put up an electromagnetic barrier?
[08:55] ---
    It was me! Yeah, that's right! Me!
[08:57] ---
    Kululu, c'mon, fix it, please...
[09:02] ---
    Well, it'll take at least three days.
[09:06] ---
    No way...
[09:07] ---
    But what about Sis?
[09:10] ---
    How convenient.
[09:11] ---
    Huh?
[09:12] ---
    That girl is the biggest thorn
    in our plans to conquer Pekopon.
[09:16] ---
    It's hilarious to see that
    she's dying on her own.
[09:21] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[09:23] ---
    How can you possibly say that
    about Natsumi?
[09:25] ---
    We're friends, aren't we?
    Think of all we've shared this past year!
[09:42] ---
    Giroro...
[09:45] ---
    Ugh... Natsumi is an enemy. She's the enemy!
[09:50] ---
    So, our first Pekopon prisoner to die...
[09:54] ---
    Master Fuyuki.
[09:56] ---
    I am requesting permission to look after her.
[10:00] ---
    Sarge...
[10:01] ---
    Fukki, you can't look
    after her all by yourself.
[10:04] ---
    It will be better if you let us help you!
[10:06] ---
    Or, like, bedside nursing?
[10:08] ---
    Guys... Thank you.
[10:13] ---
    Hm?
[10:28] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[10:30] ---
    This is nothing...
[10:34] ---
    ...compared to what Natsumi's going through.
[10:38] ---
    Don't die, Natsumi!
[10:51] ---
    And so, will Giroro be able
    to save the woman he loves?
[10:56] ---
    You'll find out soon, so stay tuned.
[11:08] ---
    Corporal Giroro is headed for
    the shop of an alien merchant
[11:13] ---
    in order to get his hands on a cure-all.
[11:20] ---
    The liver of a Space Cerberus?
[11:24] ---
    Do you have one? Or don't you?
[11:27] ---
    No, I don't.
[11:28] ---
    Then we're done.
[11:29] ---
    What I have isn't just the liver.
[11:32] ---
    Huh?
[11:33] ---
    You sure are lucky.
[11:36] ---
    By chance, I have a live Space Cerberus,
    back in my stockroom.
[11:40] ---
    Please let me pay you on a 300 year loan.
[11:43] ---
    I'm not asking for money.
[11:44] ---
    Huh?
[11:45] ---
    I just need you to do something for me.
[11:51] ---
    Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?
[11:59] ---
    What's that?
[12:00] ---
    There was a minor accident, you see.
[12:02] ---
    The cage that had held the
    Space Cerberus got damaged.
[12:06] ---
    In this stockroom, I keep some
    of my most precious treasures,
[12:10] ---
    such as the flower of eternal life
    and a seed of the Big Bang.
[12:21] ---
    If even one thing in there is damaged,
[12:24] ---
    my business will suffer huge losses.
[12:28] ---
    I beg you. Please take care of that beast.
[12:30] ---
    You can have its liver for free.
[12:37] ---
    There it is!
[13:06] ---
    This isn't gonna be easy at all.
[13:09] ---
    Hinata Natsumi.
[13:10] ---
    Current temperature: 41.2 degrees.
[13:13] ---
    Master Fuyuki. I brought more ice.
[13:17] ---
    How is she?
[13:18] ---
    Not good. She isn't getting better.
[13:23] ---
    Mom...
[13:31] ---
    How strange...
[13:33] ---
    They're not answering the
    phone at home, or their cell phones.
[13:37] ---
    What could've happened to them?
[13:42] ---
    That did not work, either. How can I fix it?
[13:46] ---
    Hmm...
[13:51] ---
    How dare you, a mere machine,
    not cooperate with me?!
[13:53] ---
    You want a piece of me, huh?!
SIGN    Haaaaa
[13:55] ---
    Haaaaa...
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Are From
[13:57] ---
    Instant Dumplings Are From...
SIGN    Kumamoto Fist
[13:59] ---
    ...Kumamoto Fist!
[14:03] ---
    Hey. That might've fixed it.
[14:05] ---
    You are sending me out shopping?
[14:07] ---
    That is right. Get back soon.
[14:14] ---
    It is still there.
[14:53] ---
    How pathetic. You call yourself a soldier?!
[15:03] ---
    Take this!
[15:08] ---
    Until I've saved Natsumi... I can't die!
SIGN    Karukan Manju Are From
[15:25] ---
    Karukan Manju Are From...
SIGN    Kagoshima Fist
[15:27] ---
    ...Kagoshima Fist!
[15:29] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo. Once more, please.
[15:36] ---
    Still no good?
SIGN    Chinsukou Are From
[15:38] ---
    Chinsukou Are From...
SIGN    Okinawa Fist
[15:40] ---
    ...Okinawa Fist!
[15:42] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo.
[15:48] ---
    I guess it is just no use.
[16:04] ---
    Did you hear that?
[16:06] ---
    Or, like, hostile trespass?
[16:19] ---
    Corporal?!
[16:21] ---
    Huh?!
[16:21] ---
    The liver of a Space Cerberus.
[16:23] ---
    It's said to cure all kinds of diseases.
[16:26] ---
    You were injured trying to get that?
[16:29] ---
    W-We'll run into all sorts of problems
    if our prisoner-of-war dies...
[16:33] ---
    Give this to her now.
[16:35] ---
    Giroro...
[16:37] ---
    Hmm?
[16:40] ---
    Hey, Giroro. What're you holding there?
[16:43] ---
    The liver of a Space Cerberus.
[16:47] ---
    Wow. So it is. Impressive.
[16:50] ---
    Thanks a lot.
SIGN    Chomp
[16:52] ---
    Huh?!
[16:52] ---
    Huh?
[16:53] ---
    Oh!
[16:54] ---
    Whoa!
SIGN    Stiff Shoulders
[16:56] ---
    Stiff shoulders.
SIGN    Backache
[16:57] ---
    Backache.
SIGN    Chronic Fatigue
[16:58] ---
    Chronic fatigue.
[16:59] ---
    They're gone in just seconds!
SIGN    Super Powered-Up!
[17:02] ---
    Look.
[17:03] ---
    It's Super Powered-Up Keroro.
[17:05] ---
    Wow... thanks for that wonderful breakfast.
[17:11] ---
    Th-The corporal risked
    life and limb to get that liver
[17:13] ---
    so he could save Natsumi!
[17:15] ---
    That's what it was for?!
[17:19] ---
    An idiot...
[17:21] ---
    I am such an idiot...
SIGN    Self-hatred
[17:27] ---
    Natsumi!
[17:28] ---
    Sis!
SIGN    Oanmaki Rolls Are From
[17:29] ---
    Oanmaki Rolls Are From...
SIGN    Aichi Fist
[17:31] ---
    ...Aichi Fist!
[17:39] ---
    Huh?
[17:41] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo.
    Just one more errand, please.
[17:44] ---
    O-Okay...
[17:46] ---
    Be back later...
[17:52] ---
    I did it! The barrier is down!
[17:55] ---
    I finally did it, Mr. Sergeant!
    The electromagnetic barrier is...
[18:00] ---
    ...down...
[18:03] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[18:07] ---
    Natchi's total energy
    is getting real close to zero.
[18:10] ---
    At this rate... Natchi will...
[18:14] ---
    Natsumi! Don't die. Natsumi!
[18:19] ---
    You know I can't die just yet...
[18:22] ---
    You and your gang might
    take over the Earth...
[18:27] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:29] ---
    There's something... I need to let you know.
[18:32] ---
    I'll never forgive you
     if you die on me now!
[18:44] ---
    That was close. I think
    I made it just in time.
[18:46] ---
    Huh? Natchi's regaining her power!
[18:54] ---
    And her temperature's back to normal.
[18:56] ---
    That's great!
[18:58] ---
    Tama!
[18:59] ---
    It took me all of last night
    to come up with this vaccine.
[19:05] ---
    Kululu... You're a...
[19:08] ---
    Natsumi! Fuyuki!
[19:11] ---
    Oh... You went through so much...
    I'm sorry, Natsumi...
[19:16] ---
    It's okay. I'm fine now, really.
[19:18] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, you are amazing!
[19:22] ---
    You made a vaccine in such a short time.
[19:25] ---
    That's because it was a virus
    I created myself.
[19:28] ---
    Huh?
[19:29] ---
    What?
[19:30] ---
    You did?!
[19:31] ---
    Gero?
[19:32] ---
    What do you mean?
[19:33] ---
    Our leader ordered me to.
[19:35] ---
    Huh?!
[19:40] ---
    Kululu!
[19:41] ---
    Did Natsumi treat you badly again?
[19:43] ---
    Whatever it takes, I want to
    make Lady Natsumi cry "uncle," sir.
SIGN    Uncle!
[19:48] ---
    Hm...
[19:50] ---
    So... what if I create a virus that
    will only affect Hinata Natsumi?
[19:55] ---
    That's a good idea...
[19:57] ---
    After a while, it was ready,
     so I brought it to him.
[20:01] ---
    Here it is.
[20:03] ---
    Just leave it over there.
[20:05] ---
    I think he forgot about it
    and just left it there.
[20:09] ---
    Guess it must have
    leaked out somehow.
[20:11] ---
    Oh...? So that's what happened...
[20:14] ---
    Gero?
[20:17] ---
    So it was you all along, you stupid frog.
[20:20] ---
    I uh... I guess so...
[20:26] ---
    I'm gonna say the word
    you've been waiting to hear...
SIGN    Uncle!
[20:29] ---
    Uncle.
[20:31] ---
    Ge...ro?
SIGN    Bam
[20:33] ---
    Gero!
[20:36] ---
    Gerorin!
[20:38] ---
    What's this? It seems the barrier
    isn't completely down, after all.
[20:48] ---
    Giroro?
[20:49] ---
    Hm?
[20:50] ---
    I know you have injuries.
    Let me look at them.
[20:53] ---
    It's nothing. You don't
    have to worry about me.
[20:56] ---
    I insist.
[21:00] ---
    Hey, Giroro...
[21:02] ---
    Didn't you say you
    wanted to tell me something?
[21:06] ---
    Huh?
[21:07] ---
    I... I was gonna say that
    you and I are on opposite sides.
[21:12] ---
    Sometimes I tend to forget.
[21:14] ---
    Oh...?
[21:19] ---
    Okay, when you get your health back,
    I'll give you a real fight.
[21:24] ---
    My thoughts exactly.
[21:25] ---
    It seems there are more
    battles ahead for these two.
[21:30] ---
    Tune in next time,
    as we present our final episode.
[21:33] ---
    What? It's not?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro...
    We shall begin!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro Doro-doro-doro-doro...
    Hajimeru de gozaru!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro.
    This is the Dororo drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro
    Dororo no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Er... haven't you forgotten someone?
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Ano~, hitori wasurecha imasen ka?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    I am just like Keroro up until the eyes.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Me made wa Keroro-kun to onaji de gozaru…
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Don't copy me, will you?
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    "Mane sunna yo na~"
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Eat your meal with chopsticks.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gohan wa ohashi de tabemashou
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Using a spork is not proper etiquette.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Saki ware supuun wa jadou de gozaru
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with using one?!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    "Ii jan betsu ni~"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Fuji is the tallest mountain in Japan.
    (Hey, where's Dororo?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Fuji wa Nippon-ichi no yama
    "Are, Dororo wa?"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Move stealthily, tip-toe, keep to the shadows.
    (Dororo's not here!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Nuke ashi sashi ashi shinobi ashi
    "Dororo inee jan"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    With a twisted headband tied about my head,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Nejiri hachimaki kiriri to shimete
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I was forced to do a lap leaping like a frog.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru tobi isshuu saserarete…
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    What happened?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Doshita no?"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    I had a bitter experience with a persimmon
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Kaki ni mo tsurai omoide ga…
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Which turned on my trauma switch.
     (Doro-doro-doro-doro...)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Torauma suicchi haitta
    de gozaru (Dorodoro…)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    If there is trouble in the west,
     misfortune in the east,
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Nishi no momegoto higashi no wazawai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    I shall be there,
    using Ninja Art: Hurricane! (Toiya!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Ninpou "Hayate" de sanjou itasou! (Toiya!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    My shiny throwing star is for enforcing peace.
    We are truly friends, are we not?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kagayaku shuriken heiwa no tame ni
    Bokutachi honto ni tomodachi da yo ne
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Gero?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    "Gero?"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Now it is complete!
    It is Lance Corporal Dororo! (Nin!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Dororo Heichou kansei degozaru!!! (Nin!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    Line up, everyone.
[23:08] ---
    The time has finally come.
[23:10] ---
    I'm feeling a little sad.
[23:12] ---
    Don't you get all weepy.
[23:14] ---
    Now, then...
[23:14] ---
    Um...
[23:15] ---
    Sorry, I forgot about you.
[23:17] ---
    I'm set for anything.
[23:18] ---
    All right. The Keroro Platoon will
    now embark upon our final operation.
[23:23] ---
    Sarge? Sarge...?!
[23:26] ---
    "The Keroro Platoon Retreats!
    Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    Be ready for one big episode.
    How's that?
[23:33] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E51 - The Keroro Platoon Retreats! Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:46] ---
    Space Invasion Forces,
[01:47] ---
    Special Advance Team
    Platoon Leader, Sergeant Keroro.
[01:50] ---
    Huh?!
[01:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro.
[01:53] ---
    Your continued presence on Planet Pekopon
     is considered a high risk.
[01:58] ---
    Mr. Commander, sir.
[02:00] ---
    You are now directed to
    return to Planet Keron with us.
[02:03] ---
    You have 24 hours to comply.
[02:06] ---
    Th-That's too soon.
[02:08] ---
    I repeat.
[02:09] ---
    Your continued presence on Planet Pekopon
    is considered a high risk.
[02:14] ---
    You are now directed to
    return to Planet Keron with us.
[02:17] ---
    You have 24 hours to comply.
[02:19] ---
    O-Only one day?
[02:21] ---
    So, we will pick you all up
    at this time tomorrow.
[02:25] ---
    Is that clear, Sergeant Keroro?!
[02:31] ---
    Wait! Mr. Commander, sir!
[02:33] ---
    Huh? Huh? What the...
[02:37] ---
    Oh, it was just a dream!
[02:48] ---
    Ow ow...
[02:50] ---
    It was no dream.
[02:54] ---
    What if you had just one day left
    to spend with someone?
[02:57] ---
    What would you do?
[03:03] ---
    The Keroro Platoon Retreats!
    Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!
[03:09] ---
    All we have left now is 24 hours.
[03:13] ---
    Oh no! We haven't made any progress
    in the invasion of Pekopon.
[03:18] ---
    If I go back to Keron
    in this miserable state...
[03:26] ---
    Invasion. Invasion. We've got
    to invade Pekopon in one day.
[03:29] ---
    First we've got to... Let me see, um...
[03:32] ---
    I can't think of anything!
[03:34] ---
    Hmph. He must've had another bad dream.
[03:37] ---
    No... that's what I thought,
    so I contacted HQ.
[03:41] ---
    You mean it's true?!
[03:43] ---
    I will have to go...
    there is something I need to do...
[03:48] ---
    Huh?
[03:49] ---
    Oh. I just remembered.
[03:50] ---
    There's an instruction
    manual for this situation.
[03:55] ---
    Nothing beats reading
    an instruction manual!
[03:58] ---
    Hey, it's not here.
[03:59] ---
    The Pekopon conquest manual was
    entrusted only to the platoon leader,
[03:59] ---
    It's not here! Not here! Not here!
     Where? Where is it?
[04:02] ---
    and has everything you need to know
    about invading Pekopon.
[04:05] ---
    Oh. I just remembered, sir.
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Manual 12th Edition
[04:10] ---
    It was so thick and heavy,
    I didn't want to read it.
[04:12] ---
    I used it as a weight
    for the pickle jars.
[04:15] ---
    I want you to reveal your
    true power of knowledge!
[04:19] ---
    Pekopon Invasion Manual, huh?
[04:23] ---
    If you have the time to read
    such a dangerous book,
[04:25] ---
    why don't you do the laundry?
SIGN    Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
[04:27] ---
    But I don't have time for all that.
[04:30] ---
    Don't mess with me.
    It's your turn today.
[04:33] ---
    Please, ma'am.
    I need that, Lady Natsumi!
[04:36] ---
    No way.
[04:37] ---
    What's the matter?
[04:38] ---
    The stupid frog was holding a
    suspicious book, so I confiscated it.
[04:42] ---
    I have to finish reading it today,
    or everything will be ruined!
[04:48] ---
    Sis, please return it.
[04:52] ---
    Please, ma'am...
[04:54] ---
    Fine, but make sure you do all
    your chores, or you know what you'll get.
[04:58] ---
    Much obliged, ma'am!
[05:01] ---
    Pekopon Invasion Manual, Chapter 1,
    Conduct of the Platoon Leader...
[05:05] ---
    First, brush your teeth after every meal.
[05:09] ---
    Second, wash your clothes on a daily basis.
[05:13] ---
    Third... Get back home before dinner.
[05:17] ---
    I keep telling Lady Natsumi to put
    the colored laundry in a separate basket!
[05:21] ---
    How dare she...?!
[05:23] ---
    Well... I have no time to waste, ma'am.
[05:27] ---
    Normally, I carefully measure
    the amount of detergent...
[05:30] ---
    ...but not this time!
[05:32] ---
    And who cares how much
    fabric softener gets wasted?
[05:38] ---
    Although I shouldn't care,
    it's better to get rid of the wrinkles now,
[05:41] ---
    or it'll be a pain to
     iron the clothes later.
[05:46] ---
    Now I've lost my place in the book!
[05:50] ---
    I'm going out shopping.
[05:51] ---
    Make sure you clean the house
    after you're done with the laundry, okay?
[05:53] ---
    What? But I...
[05:55] ---
    I did it the day before yesterday,
    and yesterday was Fuyuki's turn.
[05:58] ---
    So you do it today.
[05:59] ---
    Do it thoroughly, got it?
[06:01] ---
    No, wait!
[06:02] ---
    I can't afford to be doing chores all day!
[06:06] ---
    How can I finish my reading
     if I keep doing this?!
[06:10] ---
    Don't see why I need to do
    a thorough job, anyway, sir.
[06:19] ---
    Hmm?
SIGN    Training in Progress
[06:26] ---
    Is Tama-chan training again?
[06:28] ---
    It seems so...
[06:30] ---
    We shouldn't disturb him.
     Let's just let him be.
[06:35] ---
    There are so many snacks
    I have not tried yet!
[06:39] ---
    This may be my final chance!
[06:44] ---
    It just is not the same
    if you are eating all by yourself...
[06:52] ---
    Leaders should be early
    to bed and early to rise.
SIGN    Platoon Leader Drills
[06:54] ---
    Leaders should always
    finish their homework.
[06:57] ---
    I see...
[06:58] ---
    So that's why I wasn't able to accomplish
    any of these fundamental tasks. I see.
[07:02] ---
    Sarge? You can stop cleaning my room now.
[07:06] ---
    Go ahead and focus on your reading.
    I'll smooth it over with Sis.
[07:13] ---
    Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
[07:17] ---
    Sarge...
SIGN    Thwap
[07:24] ---
    That's my precious manual!
[07:33] ---
    Sarge! Whoa!
[07:34] ---
    Stop it, Sucker! No, don't!
[07:37] ---
    Sarge!
[07:38] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[07:40] ---
    Sarge!
[07:48] ---
    It's all crumpled up. I can't read it, sir...
[07:53] ---
    It's already evening.
[07:55] ---
    At this rate,
[07:56] ---
    I'll have to leave Pekopon
    before I've accomplished anything.
[08:00] ---
    Uncle...
[08:01] ---
    That Lady Natsumi...
    She's so inconsiderate.
[08:05] ---
    She'll be really sorry for the way
    she treated me today, sir!
[08:10] ---
    I don't think so.
[08:11] ---
    Huh?
[08:12] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[08:13] ---
    All traces of our existence here will be erased.
[08:16] ---
    Huh?
[08:18] ---
    Not just all physical evidence,
[08:19] ---
    but all the Pekoponians
    who have made contact with us
[08:22] ---
    will lose their memories.
[08:25] ---
    That's how it always is.
[08:27] ---
    That's right...
[08:29] ---
    All the memories we've shared with them...
    they won't remember anything.
[08:33] ---
    Sarge, time for dinner.
[08:35] ---
    Oh...
[08:36] ---
    Let's eat while it's hot.
[08:39] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[08:45] ---
    It's Lady Natsumi's beef stew!
[08:48] ---
    Hey. I'm glad I got off early
    from work today.
[08:50] ---
    What's the occasion?
[08:51] ---
    It's just that there was
    a big sale on meat today.
[08:54] ---
    Actually, it's a reward for all the
    hard work the sergeant did today.
[08:58] ---
    Gero?
[08:59] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki!
[09:00] ---
    Oops, sorry.
[09:02] ---
    The laundry today was
    especially fluffy and fragrant today.
[09:06] ---
    Um, I didn't mean to do that, though...
[09:08] ---
    And the living room was
    noticeably cleaner than usual.
[09:11] ---
    Um, I didn't mean to do that either.
[09:13] ---
    That's commendable, Kero-chan.
[09:16] ---
    You'll get a 20% increase
    in your allowance this month.
[09:18] ---
    Lady Mom!
[09:19] ---
    Isn't that great, Sarge?
[09:19] ---
    Let's eat.
[09:21] ---
    Let's go straight to the toy store
    when you get your allowance, okay?
[09:24] ---
    I can't wait! I'm looking forward
    to my next allowance day!
[09:29] ---
    The next... The next...
SIGN    Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
[09:32] ---
    What's the matter, stupid frog?
[09:34] ---
    If you don't like it, you don't have to eat.
[09:37] ---
    Oh no, it's nothing!
    Your beef stew is the best, ma'am.
[09:41] ---
    I wish we had it every day.
[09:44] ---
    Sarge, that's too much.
[09:47] ---
    Maybe, maybe not.
[09:54] ---
    Giroro.
[09:55] ---
    Why don't you come in and join us
    for dinner once in a while?
[09:58] ---
    I'd rather eat over here.
[10:00] ---
    As stubborn as a mule.
[10:02] ---
    Huh?
[10:05] ---
    The season for campfires is over, you know?
[10:09] ---
    Natsumi...
[10:10] ---
    Hm?
[10:11] ---
    I...
[10:13] ---
    No... nothing.
[10:14] ---
    Aw, c'mon. What's up?
[10:17] ---
    You won't remember, anyway.
[10:19] ---
    What do you mean?
[10:22] ---
    This one's cooked about right.
[10:25] ---
    Thanks, Giroro.
[10:29] ---
    Sure.
[10:31] ---
    Oooh. Delicious!
[10:36] ---
    A platoon leader washes the backs
     of the plates thoroughly, too.
[10:39] ---
    Really, they're sparkling clean.
[10:41] ---
    I'm embarrassed to put you in
    a position to help me, Lady Mom.
[10:44] ---
    It's fine. Don't you think
    it's more fun to do it together?
[10:47] ---
    Yeah... that's so true.
[11:02] ---
    In the end... we failed in our invasion.
[11:05] ---
    And yet...
[11:07] ---
    I think... it's all for the best, indeed.
[11:25] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
    I have to take this with me, sir.
[11:40] ---
    Natsumi...
[11:42] ---
    Take care.
[11:48] ---
    Momocchi... it's time for goodbye.
[11:51] ---
    Wait right there!
[11:54] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[11:58] ---
    Even when I'm not around,
    I'm sure you'll do just fine.
[12:02] ---
    Don't be afraid. Just tell Fukki
    exactly how you feel.
SIGN    Inbox [Contents] I'm smarter than you
[12:08] ---
    I'm smarter than you.
[12:14] ---
    Guys... We'll be departing soon.
[12:17] ---
    I've been wondering...
    why is she going with us, anyway?
[12:21] ---
    Wherever Uncle goes, I'm willing to go.
[12:25] ---
    Or, like, futures entwined?
[12:28] ---
    Why does it feel that we're
    forgetting somebody right now?
[12:32] ---
    I am right over here.
[12:34] ---
    Oh. Dororo. I'm glad you made it.
[12:37] ---
    Do we really have no choice
    but to leave Planet Pekopon?
[12:42] ---
    I guess that must be our ride back home.
[12:45] ---
    Dororo!
[12:47] ---
    Huh? Koyuki-dono. Why...?
[12:49] ---
    I'm glad you didn't get left behind.
[12:52] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[12:53] ---
    You know, I've a lot of fun
    being with you, Dororo.
[12:58] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[13:00] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[13:02] ---
    Dororo! I'll never forget you!
[13:07] ---
    Leader. There's still one last thing
    you need to do.
[13:10] ---
    Huh?
[13:11] ---
    Press this switch, and any memory of us
    in the minds of any Pekoponians,
[13:14] ---
    and any trace that we were
    ever here, will be erased.
[13:18] ---
    Just give me the order,
    and I'll press the switch.
[13:20] ---
    Huh?! My order?
[13:22] ---
    Keroro.
[13:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant.
[13:24] ---
    My honorable leader.
[13:33] ---
    Memory...
[13:34] ---
    ...erase!
[13:35] ---
    Memory, erase.
[13:37] ---
    Click.
[13:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki... this is really goodbye, sir.
[14:24] ---
    Our secret base is totally gone...
[14:32] ---
    I told you everything would be erased.
SIGN    Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi
    Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki
    Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
SIGN    Natsumi Fuyuki Natsumi
    Fuyuki Natsumi Fuyuki
     Natsumi Fuyuki
[14:47] ---
    Once their memories of us are erased,
[14:50] ---
    we'll have nothing else to do here.
[14:53] ---
    Sarge!
[14:54] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog.
[14:58] ---
    I can't, sir!
[14:59] ---
    Sarge!
[15:01] ---
    Saying goodbye...
[15:05] ---
    I want... I want to stay with them, sir!
[15:08] ---
    I don't want to leave, sir!
[15:11] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[15:15] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[15:20] ---
    I'll never forget, sir.
[15:23] ---
    What is it?
[15:24] ---
    It's goodbye, sir.
[15:26] ---
    Goodbye!
SIGN    Several days later...
SIGN    April
    Natsumi Fuyuki Natsumi
    Fuyuki Natsumi Fuyuki
     Natsumi Fuyuki
[15:47] ---
    What's this?
[15:48] ---
    No one's assigned to do the chores today?
[15:51] ---
    Fuyuki, you have make-up classes today, right?
[15:53] ---
    Uh-huh.
[15:54] ---
    I guess I'll have to beg off on
    helping the team again.
[16:01] ---
    Every day seems
    the same as the day before.
[16:03] ---
    And yet... something feels different.
[16:07] ---
    There's Hinata-kun... I wish I could
    find a way to talk to him...
[16:14] ---
    Almost golden brown...
[16:16] ---
    Perfectly roasting in the fire...
[16:18] ---
    Oh, no! Why am I
    dreaming of sweet potatoes?
[16:23] ---
    But... I think it was something
    more than potatoes...
[16:26] ---
    "According to research, the majority
    of people who've made contact with aliens
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    exhibit signs of memory manipulation.
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    Perhaps Earthlings are not yet allowed
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    to have contact with alien civilizations."
[16:44] ---
    Is that true?
[17:04] ---
    Hey! What's all the racket, Fuyuki?
[17:14] ---
    I never knew we had a basement.
[17:16] ---
    You shouldn't open that door.
[17:19] ---
    Why, a ghost might appear?
SIGN    Ba-dump
[17:21] ---
    W-What're you talking about?
    Of course not!
[17:24] ---
    C'mon. It's time to go to sleep.
[17:27] ---
    Wait!
[17:28] ---
    There's something
    I just have to check out here.
[17:30] ---
    Hey, don't say you saw something. I mean it.
[17:50] ---
    Why am I... so sad?
[17:53] ---
    I feel like... I had a precious friend
    I shouldn't have forgotten.
[18:13] ---
    I can't remember the last time
    I built a plastic model.
[18:19] ---
    What is it?
[18:21] ---
    Are you hungry?
[18:23] ---
    What's your problem?
[18:26] ---
    What a strange cat.
[18:28] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[18:29] ---
    Great. You managed to find
    the model kit I had left behind.
[18:33] ---
    But, Keroro, you totally misled us.
[18:37] ---
    Well, but Mr. Commander did say
    our continued presence here was a high risk!
[18:42] ---
    How was I supposed to know?
[18:44] ---
    He was only referring to
    our annual physical checkup.
[18:47] ---
    And it turns out I have
    to cut back on my sweets...
[18:51] ---
    Or, like, wellness foremost?
[18:53] ---
    I guess we'll have to
    start our invasion from scratch...
[18:56] ---
    They don't remember
    anything about us, after all.
[18:59] ---
    Leader, let's go find another location
    for our secret base.
[19:04] ---
    Look!
SIGN    Legs
[19:07] ---
    Legs?
[19:08] ---
    That's stupid. The Zeong shouldn't have legs!
[19:11] ---
    Legs are just for show! How come
    Master Fuyuki never understands that?
[19:16] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[19:17] ---
    Stop it! That's wrong!
[19:19] ---
    Stop that right now!
[19:21] ---
    Huh?
[19:23] ---
    Gero?
[19:32] ---
    Sarge...
[19:37] ---
    Sarge! Where've you been all this time?
[19:39] ---
    What the?!
[19:41] ---
    L-Let me introduce myself. I am Sergeant Keroro.
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    I know that.
[19:49] ---
    Master Fuyuki... Master Fuyuki!
[19:52] ---
    How can that be?!
[19:54] ---
    His memories were
    supposed to be erased, right?
[19:56] ---
    Based on my readings, his mind
    doesn't remember any contact with us.
[20:00] ---
    Then why?
[20:01] ---
    I guess memories of the heart
    are impossible to erase.
[20:04] ---
    Or, like, wordless discourse?
[20:07] ---
    I want to see Momocchi now.
[20:10] ---
    I guess we'll have to start here again.
[20:13] ---
    If that's the case...
[20:15] ---
    What's that?
[20:16] ---
    Isn't this what backups are for?
[20:21] ---
    Backup, restore.
[20:28] ---
    I'm home.
[20:29] ---
    Um... I just dropped by
    to see if Tama-chan was here...
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    Yay! It's Momocchi!
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    Tama-chan!
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    Tama-chan!
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    Kero-chan!
[20:40] ---
    Lady Mom!
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    Hey, you stupid frog!
[20:44] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[20:46] ---
    You skipped your chores for a week.
    Where have you been?
[20:50] ---
    All is well that ends well.
[20:50] ---
    It's a long story!
[20:52] ---
    Dororo!
[20:54] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[20:58] ---
    Welcome back, Dororo.
[21:00] ---
    I am glad to be back.
SIGN    You have mail
SIGN    Saburo
    Don't you think I'm
    just a tad smarter?
[21:04] ---
    Don't you think I'm just a tad smarter?
[21:11] ---
    What the... Giroro?
[21:13] ---
    Why the heck is everybody here?
[21:16] ---
    Installation complete!
[21:18] ---
    Hmph. We'll all be court-martialed.
[21:21] ---
    Listen up, guys.
[21:22] ---
    Our mission to invade Pekopon... starts anew!
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    Yeah!
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    And so, the brand new operations
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    of the Keroro Platoon are about to start.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
    Let's begin!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
    Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero.
    This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero
    Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    There are two windows
    that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Through them is a view of Pekopon.
    (Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sokokara Pekopon miechatta
    (Shinryaku de arimasu)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
    for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu…!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    But another U-turn causes the ship
    to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho U-turn oyama
    ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yabei yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    "Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Boke gaeru!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
    clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Until it's so sparkling clean that
    you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Omowazu houzuri pikkapika
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    There's always extra room
    for more french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Furaido potato wa betsu bara desu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But, more Nyororos?
    No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Nyororo dake wa mou kanben…(Dame desuka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou ichido suwarete koi!!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
    There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
    Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    "Sore wa doussu kane"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Keroro Gunso kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!