Season 1 (1-51)
- E1 - I Am Sergeant Keroro! Sergeant Keroro Rising
- E2 - Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir! / Momoka & Tamama: Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!
- E3 - Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir! / Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
- E4 - Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man in the Universe, Sir! / Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance of a Dangerous Man, Sir!
- E5 - The Song of Men Who Love Their Toys, Sir!
- E6 - Momoka's Romantic Plan on the South Seas, Sir! / Momoka's Spooky Plan on the South Seas, Sir!
- E7 - Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir! / Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!
- E8 - Keroro: Invasion Status is Never Better, Sir! / Keroro: Building a Base for Dummies, Sir!
- E9 - Natsumi: Where Love Blooms, Kululu Looms, Sir! / Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!
- E10 - Face-off! Decisive Battle Over Molar-3, Sir!
- E11 - The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
- E12 - Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels Across Space, Sir! / Giroro: A Small Angel on the Battlefield, Sir!
- E13 - Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir! / Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship, How Beautiful It Is, Sir!
- E14 - The Five Assemble! Probably The Longest Day, Sir!
- E15 - Momoka: The Dark Momoka Descends, Sir! / Dark Momoka: The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!
- E16 - Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir! / Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
- E17 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Great Battle in the Water, Sir! / Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!
- E18 - Natsumi: Hilarity! Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
- E19 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate Showdown at a Festival, Sir! / Keroro: A Radio to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
- E20 - Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir! / Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!
- E21 - Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir! / Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!
- E22 - Tamama: I'll be the Leader from Now On, Sir!
- E23 - Panic! The Hinata Household's Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
- E24 - Keroro: The Noble but Poor Space Detectives, Sir! / 556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!
- E25 - Momoka: Love, Youth and a Hectic Getaway, Sir!
- E26 - Keroro: Everyone Unite! Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!
- E27 - Keroro's Father's Coming and Father's Leaving, Sir! / Keroro: Hot Spring, Go! Go! Go! Sir!
- E28 - Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir! / Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
- E29 - Natsumi & Koyuki's Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir! / Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!
- E30 - Tamama: The Boy Who CameFrom Planet Keron, Sir! / Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!
- E31 - Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!
- E32 - Keroro: A Whole Bunch of Animal Soldiers, Sir! / Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!
- E33 - The Keroro Platoon Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
- E34 - Momoka vs. Koyuki: Battle for Hot Springs, Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!
- E35 - Top Secret! Natsumi's Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!
- E36 - Keroro's Desperate Struggle! Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir! / Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!
- E37 - Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir! / Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!
- E38 - Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir! / Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
- E39 - Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir! / Keroro: Taking Charge of Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
- E40 - Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir? / Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good, but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!
- E41 - Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir! / Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
- E42 - Keroro: The Red-blooded Keroro Platoon, Sir! / Tamama: The Friendship Jealousy Shot, Sir!
- E43 - Giroro: No Tears for the Red Oni, Sir! / Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
- E44 - Keroro vs. Fuyuki: A Sports Showdown, Sir! / Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
- E45 - Keroro's Instant Dumplings of Love, Sir! / Natsumi & Momoka: CommenceOperation V for Valentine, Sir!
- E46 - Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?
- E47 - Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir! / Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!
- E48 - Keroro Platoon: Mission on a Fine Spring Day, Sir! / Fuyuki: Resident Idle Rescue Mission, Sir!
- E49 - Kululu: How to Succeed in the Universe, Sir! / Momoka: W(hite)-Day:Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
- E50 - Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior of Earth, Sir! / Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?
- E51 - The Keroro Platoon Retreats! Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!
E1 - I Am Sergeant Keroro! Sergeant Keroro Rising
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SIGN 2004 A.D.
[00:02] ---
2004 A.D.
[00:06] ---
The Planet Earth is suddenly
attacked by a mysterious alien force.
[00:14] ---
Swarms of UFOs darken the skies.
[00:19] ---
The invaders are cold and ruthless,
unmatched in cruelty.
[00:22] ---
People try desperately to escape.
[00:27] ---
The difference in technological
power is overwhelming.
[00:30] ---
Police and self-defense forces
are helpless and are routed instantly.
[00:33] ---
And...
[00:35] ---
New rulers will reign over Earth...
[00:39] ---
Or so they were supposed to.
[00:42] ---
Were supposed to! Were supposed to!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[01:06] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[01:06] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[01:10] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[01:16] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[01:19] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[01:23] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[01:34] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[01:34] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[01:40] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[01:41] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:41] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:46] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:46] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:50] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:50] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:56] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:56] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:59] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:59] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[02:03] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[02:03] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[02:06] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[02:06] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[02:10] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[02:10] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[02:17] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[02:20] ---
Foolish Pekoponians!
[02:22] ---
Now I shall show you my power!
[02:26] ---
I am the one they fear throughout space...
[02:36] ---
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[02:41] ---
I Am Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
[02:47] ---
The ultimate weapon in Pekopon!
[02:49] ---
A low-energy,
eco-safe vacuum cleaner.
[02:51] ---
With my trusty Sucker in hand, there is
nothing in this universe that I can't handle!
SIGN Trash
SIGN Trash
SIGN The Strongest Cleaning Frog in the Universe
[02:57] ---
The Legend of the Strongest
Cleaning Frog in the Universe!
SIGN THE LEGEND
[03:09] ---
Oh, Lady Natsumi! Welcome home.
[03:11] ---
The switch! Turn off the switch!
[03:13] ---
Huh? The switch? But...
[03:16] ---
Hurry it up, you stupid frog!
[03:18] ---
Wha?! How can you call me
a "stupid frog"?!
[03:21] ---
Forget it! I'll turn off the switch!
SIGN The switch...
SIGN ...is here!!
[03:24] ---
Darn it!
[03:25] ---
I'm not done cleaning yet!
[03:28] ---
Geroro!
[03:29] ---
I never imagined that Sucker
would have such fighting power!
[03:37] ---
Oh no! The Sergeant's in danger!
[03:40] ---
Let me explain.
[03:41] ---
This is Hinata Fuyuki.
[03:42] ---
He intends to use the teleportation
function of the Kero Ball,
[03:44] ---
I'm home!
[03:45] ---
which was entrusted to him by
Sergeant Keroro, in order to save him!
[03:47] ---
Got it!
[03:48] ---
Teleportation!
SIGN Sorry...
SIGN Finished
[03:59] ---
Finished.
[04:00] ---
Sorry, I did it wrong again.
[04:02] ---
This one's teleportation,
and this one's the electric shock, and...
SIGN Finished
[04:06] ---
no, that's wrong.
[04:08] ---
Aw, gee...
[04:09] ---
Master Fuyuki, please be careful.
[04:13] ---
That Kero Ball is capable of
blowing up all of Pekopon.
[04:19] ---
Oh...
[04:20] ---
Now that you understand,
give it back to me.
[04:24] ---
I can't allow you to keep
something so dangerous!
[04:28] ---
We'll continue to hang on to it.
[04:30] ---
Changing the subject, you haven't
finished cleaning the bathroom yet!
[04:34] ---
Slacking off will mean no dinner.
[04:36] ---
Gero!
[04:37] ---
What's for dinner?
[04:40] ---
Beef stew.
[04:41] ---
Yes! Your beef stew is the best!
[04:45] ---
I will make that bathroom
sparkle, sir!
[05:00] ---
I wonder how Kero-chan is doing?
[05:02] ---
I'm home!
[05:04] ---
Hi, Mom! I thought you
were staying over?
[05:07] ---
Mr. Yoshizaki completed his
manuscript early. Where's Kero-chan?
[05:11] ---
Cleaning the bathroom.
[05:12] ---
Oh, beef stew!
[05:15] ---
The meat was on sale.
[05:18] ---
Natsumi, I really appreciate you!
[05:20] ---
O-Oh, Mom!
SIGN What?
[05:21] ---
What? M-My own room?! Really?
SIGN Profoundly Touched
[05:26] ---
No way! No way! I'm totally opposed to it!
SIGN Totally Opposed!
[05:28] ---
Come on, we're family. It's only natural.
[05:31] ---
Family? Excuse me,
but he's technically an invader.
[05:35] ---
Besides, we have a spare room.
[05:38] ---
We had a spare room?
[05:40] ---
My very own private room!
SIGN Private
[05:43] ---
A private room! A symbol of military status!
[05:46] ---
A private room! It will
triple my capabilities!
[05:50] ---
It will be my base to gather data
and serve as a foothold for the invasion!
SIGN Data
SIGN Invasion
[05:55] ---
Yes, a frontline base!
SIGN A Frontline Base
[05:58] ---
Lady Natsumi, when my room is finished,
[06:02] ---
I will send you a special invitation...
[06:06] ---
...to bring my meals.
[06:08] ---
I can't fight Mom's decision.
[06:11] ---
But if you bring in anything
weird, I'll let you have it.
[06:14] ---
What? Jealous?
[06:21] ---
Over this way.
[06:22] ---
It's not like I was keeping it secret.
[06:25] ---
See? It's right here.
[06:26] ---
A room... in here?
[06:28] ---
I wasn't hiding it.
[06:30] ---
This is obviously a secret room.
[06:33] ---
I can't hold down my excitement!
[06:37] ---
Keroro!
[06:38] ---
It is a wonderful room, sir!
[06:40] ---
Isn't it? You can renovate it
however you like.
[06:43] ---
As wet and mushy as you want!
[06:45] ---
One rarely gets to see
an alien's private room!
[06:50] ---
Please show us your daily lifestyle
with all its little secrets.
[06:54] ---
So that's her purpose?
[06:57] ---
Their mother, Hinata Aki,
is an editor of children's manga.
[06:59] ---
Her curiosity about an alien's lifestyle can
be attributed to her line of work... I think.
[07:06] ---
What do I think of the humidity,
you ask?
[07:10] ---
It makes my skin so smooth!
SIGN Damp Damp
[07:12] ---
But I sense a weird aura.
[07:15] ---
It's just your imagination.
SIGN Ugh!
[07:18] ---
Suddenly my shoulders feel so heavy...
[07:21] ---
What is this? Why?
[07:23] ---
Okay, this is Kero-chan's room.
Let's leave him.
[07:25] ---
Yeah.
[07:28] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[07:29] ---
What is it?
[07:30] ---
I would like to borrow the Kero Ball.
[07:33] ---
Huh?
[07:34] ---
My personal things are stored in it.
[07:38] ---
All right, but don't tell Sis.
[07:42] ---
And don't misuse it.
[07:43] ---
I am grateful to you.
[07:46] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[07:48] ---
Such an unexpected yield!
[07:51] ---
The enemy has unwittingly
given me a strategic base,
[07:54] ---
and meekly handed over
the Kero Ball!
[07:56] ---
Foolish Pekoponians!
As long as I have this...
[08:01] ---
No, I must not misuse this!
I promised Master Fuyuki!
[08:08] ---
Gero?
[08:15] ---
Long ago...
[08:16] ---
...this property had a cell
which held criminals.
[08:21] ---
And a young girl who was innocent
was imprisoned in there.
[08:25] ---
As the story goes, the girl's
angry spirit still lives downstairs.
[08:30] ---
But don't worry.
[08:32] ---
Of course, we're worried!
[08:33] ---
Well, without a catch like that,
[08:35] ---
there's no way we could've
bought a house in the heart of the city.
[08:38] ---
And besides, Earthly grudges
and curses don't affect aliens.
[08:43] ---
Why, that room's probably nice
and wet and mushy around now.
[08:48] ---
Maybe that weird aura I sensed earlier...
SIGN Apprehension
[08:52] ---
...is from an angry spirit?
[08:53] ---
Sergeant!
[08:55] ---
Hey, what's going on?
[08:57] ---
That room is dangerous!
[09:01] ---
It's dangerous! Come on out,
Sarge! Hey! Sarge!
[09:06] ---
No good. It won't open!
[09:08] ---
I wonder if he's locked in.
[09:09] ---
Let's pull all together!
[09:11] ---
Right!
[09:12] ---
Ready, set...
[09:25] ---
Oh, everyone... what brings you here?
[09:31] ---
L-Look at this room!
[09:33] ---
It's amazing!
[09:35] ---
It's not wet and mushy.
[09:38] ---
How did you get all these things?
SIGN Disappointed...
[09:40] ---
Oh, it's easy to build
with the Kero Ball, sir!
[09:43] ---
Kero Ball?!
[09:44] ---
Gero!
[09:45] ---
I'll return it right away.
[09:47] ---
Fuyuki!
[09:49] ---
It's okay, isn't it?
[09:50] ---
He didn't do anything bad with it.
[09:50] ---
Rub, rub, rub.
SIGN Seethe Seethe
[09:53] ---
How come your room is nicer than mine?!
[09:56] ---
Oh, this kind of room is
the norm on Planet Keron.
[09:59] ---
What's the matter, Lady Na-tsu-mi?
SIGN Seethe Seethe
[10:05] ---
I am not jealous.
[10:08] ---
Actually, Natsumi is very jealous.
[10:11] ---
Don't tell them that!
SIGN Happy Life
[10:13] ---
For a city dweller to live in comfort,
the Internet and e-mail are a must!
[10:20] ---
And for listening to CDs,
not just a Walkman.
[10:23] ---
Ideally, a CD-DVD recorder-player.
[10:25] ---
The songs must be by that rapper,
DANCE☆MAN!
SIGN Creepy Life
[10:29] ---
It sure is nice. It sure is nice.
SIGN Creepy
[10:34] ---
Hey, what's wrong?
[10:37] ---
As long as you're here, stay awhile!
[10:42] ---
First an alien, now a ghost.
[10:44] ---
Awesome!
SIGN Viva! Occult!
[10:48] ---
This is an average day in the Hinata family.
[10:51] ---
The first encounter between
Sergeant Keroro and the Hinata family
[10:53] ---
occurred several weeks earlier.
[10:55] ---
Details follow in the second part.
Don't touch that channel!
[11:08] ---
Keroro Rising, Sir!
[11:14] ---
It was several weeks ago.
SIGN Several Weeks Ago
[11:17] ---
The Planet Earth was suddenly
attacked by a mysterious alien force.
[11:22] ---
Swarms of UFOs darkened the skies.
[11:25] ---
The invaders were cold and ruthless,
unmatched in cruelty.
[11:28] ---
People tried desperately to escape.
[11:29] ---
The difference in technological
power was overwhelming.
[11:30] ---
The police and self-defense forces
were helpless and were routed instantly...
[11:38] ---
Sis!
[11:40] ---
Never mind me, Fuyuki. Get away!
[11:43] ---
I can't...
[11:47] ---
N-No!
[11:50] ---
Die! Sir!
[11:54] ---
Sis!
[11:59] ---
No! Natsumi has dissolved!
[12:01] ---
She's like the Lugo men or BOA Juice...
[12:07] ---
Sis! You were just...
[12:09] ---
Quit having such silly dreams,
and wake up!
[12:12] ---
Huh? Dreams?
[12:14] ---
Sis! The Earth is being targeted by aliens!
[12:18] ---
My dreams may be messages
being sent by the aliens!
[12:22] ---
We can't ignore them! That's why...
[12:24] ---
Five more minutes...
[12:26] ---
Wha!
SIGN This sleepyhead...
[12:28] ---
I guess I have no choice
but use my last resort.
[12:31] ---
Oh no!
[12:33] ---
There's an alien over there!
[12:35] ---
Really?! Where? Where?
Where?! Where? Where? Where?
[12:38] ---
Just kidding.
[12:40] ---
Now hurry and get ready.
Breakfast is ready.
[13:11] ---
This isn't real, is it?
[13:16] ---
H-How...
[13:19] ---
How did you find out?
[13:24] ---
I-It can talk!
[13:26] ---
I have no choice...
[13:29] ---
Watch out, Sis!
[13:30] ---
Gero!
SIGN Alien, captured
[13:34] ---
Alien, captured.
[13:36] ---
What is this thing?
[13:37] ---
A space alien!
[13:39] ---
But it spoke Japanese.
Hey, are you really an alien?
[13:43] ---
Gulp! How ridiculous!
[13:46] ---
I'm just a slightly overdeveloped,
impish frog, sir!
[13:51] ---
Invade Pekopon?
It never crossed my mind!
[13:55] ---
I think it really is a space alien.
[13:57] ---
Let's leave him like that
until we return from school.
[14:01] ---
O-Okay.
[14:03] ---
By the way, what time is it?
[14:04] ---
What?
[14:05] ---
We're not...
SIGN Late
[14:06] ---
Late.
[14:08] ---
Oh no!
[14:08] ---
Wait, Sis!
[14:10] ---
I can't!
[14:10] ---
C'mon!
[14:12] ---
'Bye!
[14:14] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero!
[14:16] ---
You underestimate me.
[14:27] ---
Gero...
[14:30] ---
Foolish Pekoponians!
[14:38] ---
Darn those Pekoponians!
Giving me so much trouble!
[14:43] ---
I will make you pay, sir!
[14:55] ---
I wonder if this is a
secret space invader weapon?
[15:01] ---
W-What?!
[15:07] ---
Amazing!
[15:09] ---
What's this button for?
[15:10] ---
Wow! I'm floating!
[15:14] ---
And this one?
[15:24] ---
Boy, that was a shock...
[15:31] ---
I have to get home quickly.
[15:34] ---
Bye!
[15:35] ---
Say, Natsumi... Won't you
join the basketball team?
[15:37] ---
Sorry, Satsuki.
I don't have time for sports.
[15:40] ---
You're so athletic, Natsumi. I can
understand why Satsuki wants you.
[15:44] ---
Not you too, Yayoi.
[15:45] ---
If you joined, others would too.
[15:48] ---
I have lots of chores at home. I'm sorry.
[15:52] ---
Then... that means you
have no time for love, either.
[15:55] ---
Love? Like there's anyone around.
[15:59] ---
Now you don't want to fall in love!
[16:01] ---
Why're you crying?
[16:03] ---
Anyway, I'm in a rush.
[16:04] ---
All right. Bye!
[16:10] ---
I wonder if he's there... Huh?
[16:17] ---
Saburo-senpai cut classes again.
[16:20] ---
That means you have
no time for love, either.
[16:29] ---
Natsumi really likes
Saburo-senpai!
[16:32] ---
Don't advertise it!
[16:46] ---
What's this?
[16:50] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[16:51] ---
Foolish Pekoponian!
I want my Kero Ball back!
[16:55] ---
Kero Ball?
[16:56] ---
Don't act dumb!
[16:59] ---
It will not be in your
best interest to hide it.
[17:01] ---
W-What're you going to do?!
[17:03] ---
What else? I will interrogate you.
[17:08] ---
This Space Leech will crawl all over your body,
and you will know the pleasures of hell.
SIGN Space Leech (male)
[17:13] ---
Stop!
[17:16] ---
It's useless to resist!
[17:23] ---
Oh... sorry.
[17:25] ---
I wanted to use a teleport on Sis...
[17:29] ---
Good job, Fuyuki.
[17:30] ---
Hey, Sis, this thing is amazing!
It does so many things!
[17:34] ---
Never mind that. Just get me down.
[17:36] ---
Oh, wait a sec.
[17:38] ---
This is it, right?
[17:41] ---
Be careful!
[17:42] ---
Sorry!
[17:48] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[17:49] ---
Now that I have the Kero Ball,
taking your lives will be easy!
[17:55] ---
Try anything silly, and I'll
make you sorry, you stupid frog!
[17:58] ---
I am not a stupid frog!
[18:00] ---
I am the leader of the Special Advance
Team of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[18:04] ---
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
[18:08] ---
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[18:10] ---
Sergeant Keroro?
[18:13] ---
I, along with four subordinates,
[18:16] ---
have been making advance preparations
for the invasion of Pekopon.
[18:19] ---
Once all our forces are in position,
[18:21] ---
the subjugation of Pekopon
is inevitable, sir!
[18:28] ---
It's Mom!
[18:29] ---
Run, Sergeant! Mom hates animals!
[18:32] ---
I don't care who this Mom is.
[18:34] ---
A soldier never runs!
[18:36] ---
Ha! When Mom sees you,
she'll turn you into frog stew!
[18:39] ---
Hey, that's...
[18:39] ---
Frog stew?
[18:41] ---
Oh, but when our parakeet went missing,
[18:44] ---
she served us questionable
"fried chicken" the following day.
[18:48] ---
She'll run right over you.
[18:50] ---
"Run right over" me?
[18:52] ---
She wouldn't do that!
[18:53] ---
But... she may dissect you.
[18:55] ---
"Dissect"?
[18:58] ---
I am a soldier!
[18:59] ---
Whatever this Mom is, I will not fear it!
[19:03] ---
Well, I'm invincible anyway
as long as I have this.
[19:05] ---
Oh, that's right... this is bad!
[19:08] ---
Mom!
[19:09] ---
The instant the door opens,
I will fire my Dorodoro Beam!
[19:13] ---
You can't!
[19:14] ---
Mom, don't come in!
[19:16] ---
Don't come, Mom!
[19:18] ---
You'll die!
[19:19] ---
Mom, don't come in!
[19:21] ---
Don't tell me they brought home
another critter!
[19:25] ---
Hey! You kids!
[19:28] ---
Gero!
SIGN Impact
[19:29] ---
Impact!
[19:30] ---
Die!
SIGN Action
[19:31] ---
Action!
[19:33] ---
Dorodoro Beam!
SIGN Related Goods
[19:34] ---
Related goods!
SIGN FZZT
[19:37] ---
Malfunction?
[19:38] ---
Uh oh...
SIGN EEP
[19:41] ---
Sorry, Mom! I'll get rid of him
right away.
SIGN Tremble Tremble Tremble
[19:44] ---
Just let him live!
SIGN elbmerT elbmerT
[19:46] ---
Don't dissect him!
Don't run him over! Please!
[19:51] ---
The Sergeant is no ordinary frog!
He's a space alien!
[19:54] ---
I think... I can become friends
with the Sergeant!
SIGN Friends
[20:00] ---
F-Friends?
[20:02] ---
Yes. We're friends, Sergeant.
[20:07] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[20:08] ---
That's great! You are awesome!
[20:11] ---
And perfect to model our
new manga character after!
[20:15] ---
You can stay here with us
as long as you like!
[20:17] ---
Th-Then you won't dissect me?
[20:19] ---
Of course not! What a waste!
[20:22] ---
How did it turn out like this?
[20:24] ---
I'm so glad, Sergeant!
[20:26] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[20:28] ---
Sergeant!
[20:29] ---
Master Fuyuki!
SIGN Gyurk!
[20:33] ---
Do not forget that I am an invader!
[20:36] ---
That's cruel, Sergeant.
We're supposed to be friends.
SIGN Friends
[20:44] ---
That's that, and this is this.
[20:46] ---
Stupid frog.
[20:48] ---
I am going back to the mothership
to repair my Kero Ball,
[20:52] ---
then I will return to this land
and light the beacon to invade!
[20:57] ---
Oh, it's a message from the main fleet.
[20:59] ---
Main fleet to the advance team!
[21:01] ---
It seems one of our brethren has
made contact with the Pekoponians
[21:04] ---
and the situation has become
very dangerous.
[21:06] ---
Hence, the main fleet will leave
Pekopon airspace for now.
[21:11] ---
We are forced to abandon efforts
to rescue you.
[21:14] ---
Good luck and battle bravely!
[21:17] ---
What does that mean?
[21:18] ---
I think you've been left behind
by your comrades.
[21:21] ---
I-I'll be your friend.
[21:24] ---
And so it was
[21:26] ---
that Sergeant Keroro became formally
attached to the Hinata household.
[21:30] ---
Stupid frog, over here, too!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[23:06] ---
It's Keroro, sir!
[23:08] ---
It was on a bright, spring day
[23:10] ---
that the first leg of the invasion began!
[23:14] ---
Can I make a Gundam model?
[23:16] ---
You're not supposed to throw away
the leaves on sakura mochi!
[23:18] ---
Well, forget that...
[23:20] ---
Next time marks the debut of a mysterious girl
named Momoka and Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[23:23] ---
"Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
And...
[23:27] ---
"Momoka & Tamama:
Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two stories!
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E2 - Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir! / Momoka & Tamama: Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Everyone harbors a secret.
[01:35] ---
Here, for instance,
is a young girl with a secret.
[01:41] ---
See... the secret?
SIGN Secret
[01:43] ---
I'm going to show this to Hinata-kun,
[01:45] ---
and today without fail,
I'm going to get close to him.
[01:51] ---
Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir!
[01:56] ---
*The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[02:02] ---
I overslept! I'll be late for school!
[02:06] ---
Good morning, Master Fuyuki!
[02:08] ---
Good morning, Sarge!
[02:10] ---
This "school" thing,
do you have to attend every day?
[02:13] ---
Well, yeah. I hate studying, but
I get to meet lots of my friends there.
[02:17] ---
Friends?
SIGN Friends? Comrades?
[02:19] ---
Comrades? Comrades...?
[02:22] ---
Aw, drat!
[02:24] ---
I've been so wrapped up
in this silly life,
[02:25] ---
I forgot all about
looking for my comrades!
[02:29] ---
Excuse me!
[02:33] ---
What's the big idea, you stupid frog?!
[02:36] ---
My low-energy,
eco-safe vacuum cleaner, Sucker!
[02:39] ---
Its disposable dust bag system
has made it so powerful!
[02:42] ---
Sarge! Where were you going?
[02:45] ---
You weren't planning to
go outside, were you?
[02:48] ---
Exactly that! To find my comrades
scattered throughout this planet
[02:52] ---
is my most pressing duty...
[02:53] ---
Do you understand what your position is here?
[02:56] ---
If you're discovered, all the people
in town will panic!
[02:58] ---
You may not be able to
come home in one piece.
[03:01] ---
Dissection... physical experiments...
[03:03] ---
Being crushed under a car...
SIGN Dissection
[03:05] ---
Dissection!
SIGN Experimentation
[03:07] ---
Experimentation!
SIGN An Unforeseen Accident
[03:08] ---
An unforeseen accident...
[03:10] ---
If you don't want that,
stay put in this house.
SIGN Hinata
[03:13] ---
Oh no, look at the time!
[03:15] ---
Sarge, watch the house, okay?
[03:18] ---
Not even my own father hit me!
No one's going to dissect me!
[03:22] ---
Can't invade Earth if I'm dead.
[03:25] ---
So it's not like I'm abandoning
my comrades, right?
[03:28] ---
Abandoning your comrades
is a terrible thing to do!
[03:30] ---
You're a failure as a commander!
[03:32] ---
Then I'll be the new leader!
SIGN Failure as a Commander!
[03:34] ---
Failure as a commander!
[03:35] ---
Oh no! I almost betrayed
the trust of my men
[03:38] ---
and lost my cherished position
as platoon leader!
[03:41] ---
Phew, that was close!
Resuming course of action!
[03:45] ---
Heading north-northwest
about two kilometers!
[03:47] ---
Using Master Fuyuki's school as a
base camp, I will resume the search.
[03:52] ---
Onward!
[03:56] ---
Camouflage!
[04:04] ---
Gero!
[04:19] ---
What was that strange vibe?
[04:21] ---
All right. Let's practice serving next.
[04:42] ---
The last person I wished
to come across was Lady Natsumi!
[04:44] ---
Schools are frightening places!
[04:47] ---
Master Fuyuki! Where is
Master Fuyuki?! I want to go home!
SIGN Occult Club
[04:55] ---
Okay, the first meeting of
the Occult Club is now open.
[05:00] ---
That said... I'm the president
and also the only member.
[05:06] ---
That's right, Sarge is at home all alone.
[05:10] ---
Master Fuyuki... Master Fuyuki!
[05:14] ---
Sarge! What's he doing in school?
[05:22] ---
Hinata-kun...
[05:26] ---
Oh no, he's leaving. I've been
waiting all morning for this chance!
[05:31] ---
Well, then...
SIGN The last resort
[05:32] ---
The last resort!
[05:35] ---
Ow!
SIGN Charge
[05:38] ---
Nishizawa-san! Are you all right?
[05:41] ---
Ah! Two people bash into each other and
love blooms forth! I've seen it happen!
[05:46] ---
Yes. I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention.
[05:49] ---
Sorry, I have to go!
[05:51] ---
No, wait... Hinata-kun!
[05:53] ---
W-What is it?
[05:55] ---
The scene: after school,
in front of an empty classroom...
[05:58] ---
Should I just confess my love?
[06:01] ---
Um... err... I...
[06:04] ---
Hinata-kun, would... would...
[06:07] ---
Would?
[06:07] ---
Words can carry magical power, right?!
SIGN Magic Words
[06:10] ---
I don't think you can deny the possibility.
[06:13] ---
I guess not. To tell you the truth,
[06:15] ---
I've always wanted to investigate things
like the seven wonders of the school, and...
[06:19] ---
Stupid Momoka! I was almost there!
[06:23] ---
Really? That's awesome!
[06:25] ---
If you're interested in joining
my Occult Club, you are so welcome!
[06:29] ---
Here, this is the club insignia.
[06:32] ---
Did you make...?
[06:34] ---
Yeah, it's handmade.
See, you can use it as a pin.
[06:37] ---
Hinata-kun made it himself...
and it matches his!
[06:41] ---
See you tomorrow!
[06:42] ---
Please wait!
[06:43] ---
W-What is it?
[06:45] ---
I cannot let this chance slip away!
[06:48] ---
Um... I... I've always wanted to
tell you... that I've fal... fal...
[06:55] ---
Fal...?
[06:56] ---
Fall... Fall...
[06:58] ---
Fa...
[07:01] ---
Fart...ed?
SIGN Smelly Smelly Smelly
[07:05] ---
No, that wasn't me!
I've always had a strong stomach.
[07:09] ---
Even if it's loud, it doesn't smell.
[07:11] ---
And I prefer vegetables to meat.
[07:13] ---
And in autumn, potatoes are the best.
[07:15] ---
And oh, the matsutake mushrooms!
But it's not autumn yet...
[07:19] ---
And I don't know what
I'm saying! Goodbye!
[07:22] ---
Geez, Nishizawa is pretty weird.
[07:25] ---
It's over! He hates me!
[07:27] ---
Hinata-kun definitely thinks it was me!
[07:31] ---
And it had to be such a smelly fart!
SIGN Enter: a new character
[07:39] ---
Enter: a new character!
[07:43] ---
Oh, stretching feels so good!
[07:45] ---
I drank colas all day,
and I felt so gassy!
[07:49] ---
And when it comes to smelly farts,
I can really cut the cheese!
[07:53] ---
After all, the average Keronian's fart
measures 9,500 poo-hekoki,
[07:58] ---
but mine is nearly five times greater
at 50,000 poo-hekoki.
[08:01] ---
So you can imagine just how potent
mine smells. Right, Momocchi?
[08:05] ---
Shut the hell up!
[08:09] ---
Hinata-kun... If only I were more aggressive...
[08:15] ---
And just what are you
going to do to me?!
[08:18] ---
The moment was perfect, and you
completely ruined it! You moron!
[08:23] ---
It's all your fault!
[08:26] ---
Take this! Take this! Take this!
[08:28] ---
Experimentation...
brainwashing... dissection...
[08:30] ---
Sarge!
[08:32] ---
Please no! No dissection!
[08:34] ---
Sarge, it's me!
[08:35] ---
Master Fuyuki! My safety is more
important than being a squad leader.
[08:39] ---
Let's go home!
[08:43] ---
What is it?
[08:44] ---
This is an SOS from a comrade!
Your leader is coming!
[08:51] ---
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
[08:54] ---
Oh, it's Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:56] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[08:56] ---
Why, you...!
Who do you think saved you
[08:59] ---
when a stray dog was about to
bury you six feet under?!
[09:02] ---
I think one's gonna hit me
any moment now!
[09:04] ---
You brought shame upon your life saver!
[09:08] ---
Life... saver?
[09:10] ---
Gero!
[09:14] ---
Hit it!
[09:18] ---
This is bad!
[09:19] ---
Sarge!
[09:21] ---
No! Stop!
[09:34] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[09:35] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama! Private!
[09:39] ---
Mister Sergeant...?!
[09:41] ---
You're alive, Private Tamama!
[09:42] ---
How I've wanted to see you!
[09:44] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[09:46] ---
Hey, Sarge, that was mean!
Even if it was to save your friend!
[09:50] ---
Gero!
[09:50] ---
You misunderstand!
She was the one in danger.
[09:55] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama
has a certain secret...
SIGN Snap
[10:03] ---
Quit bothering me!
[10:14] ---
As you can see...
[10:15] ---
...no one knows what'll happen
if he loses his temper.
[10:18] ---
Be more prudent, Private Tamama.
[10:20] ---
You nearly returned evil
for her good deed.
[10:23] ---
You're right!
I owe my life to Momocchi!
[10:26] ---
You son of a...
[10:27] ---
Are you all right?
[10:28] ---
Oh, Hinata-kun!
[10:30] ---
So you had an alien encounter, too.
[10:33] ---
Let me introduce you.
[10:35] ---
He is one of my platoon members,
Private 2nd class Tamama.
[10:39] ---
Nice to meet you.
[10:41] ---
Wow! Tama-chan, you found a comrade!
[10:44] ---
Thanks to your bringing me to school!
[10:51] ---
Sir, may I stay with Momocchi?
[10:54] ---
Well, that'll be more effective to fool
the Pekoponians. Your request is granted.
[10:59] ---
Yay!
[11:01] ---
See you soon, Mr. Sergeant.
[11:03] ---
See you later.
[11:04] ---
Goodbye for now!
[11:09] ---
Hinata-kun and I have matching pins.
[11:11] ---
I hope this leads to
getting closer to Hinata-kun...
[11:18] ---
I said frog off, you dumb fly!
[11:25] ---
What are you doing?! You destroyed
my precious pin! You're dead meat!
[11:29] ---
Ahhh! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[11:32] ---
And thus, Fuyuki became convinced
[11:34] ---
that pets take after their owners.
SIGN Hinata
[11:45] ---
That day, a special Alien Countermeasure
Meeting was held at the Hinata house.
[11:51] ---
Being invited to Hinata-kun's house
is like a dream!
[11:55] ---
The other day, I rushed to confess my love,
and totally screwed up. But today...
SIGN Fuyuki-kun
[12:00] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[12:01] ---
As a starting point, I'll begin
with calling him by his first name!
[12:06] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[12:07] ---
Hi, Nishizawa-san!
[12:09] ---
Fuyuki-kun, this isn't much, but...
[12:12] ---
Fuyuki-kun... Fuyuki-kun... F-F-Fu...
[12:27] ---
Momoka & Tamama:
Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!
[12:33] ---
F-F-Fu...
SIGN 30 minutes later
[12:37] ---
Are you Fuyuki's friend?
[12:39] ---
Who'd be this bold?! Talking about
Hinata-kun without an honorific!
[12:42] ---
Momocchi, are we there yet?
[12:45] ---
Aha. You must be the Tamama
I've heard so much about.
[12:49] ---
You're more like a cute tadpole
than a frog.
[12:53] ---
Are you Hinata-kun's older sister?
[12:55] ---
Yes, I'm Natsumi. Nice to meet you.
[12:57] ---
I'm Nishizawa Momoka.
I'm glad to meet you, too.
[13:01] ---
No more formalities.
Just come on in.
[13:05] ---
Fuyuki! Fuyuki!
You have a cute visitor.
[13:09] ---
You're a pretty fast worker, aren't you?
[13:11] ---
That's getting on my nerves.
[13:13] ---
Just 'cause you're his sister doesn't mean
you can call him "Fuyuki, Fuyuki" all day long!
[13:17] ---
Stupid frog, your henchman is also here.
[13:20] ---
She called my sergeant "stupid"!
She's unforgivable!
[13:26] ---
Oh, Nishizawa-san!
[13:28] ---
Welcome! Come on in.
[13:31] ---
Oh, Hinata-kun is wearing an apron!
[13:35] ---
Hey, Fukki! Hello!
[13:37] ---
Err, thank you for inviting me, F-F-Fuyu...
[13:42] ---
Sorry to call you over.
[13:44] ---
Let's have a thorough discussion
about how we and aliens can coexist.
[13:49] ---
Okay.
[13:50] ---
The smell of Hinata-kun's house...
[13:53] ---
I really feel close to Hinata-kun right now.
[13:56] ---
I'm starting to feel like I'm going to be
able to call him "Fuyuki-kun" naturally...
SIGN Smelly Smelly Smelly
[14:03] ---
Yuck! What is this smell?
[14:07] ---
Everyone, evacuate!
[14:09] ---
The food is escaping!
[14:14] ---
Food...?
[14:15] ---
What did you do, Sarge?
You should have kept the lid on!
[14:19] ---
Sorry, my bad.
[14:20] ---
My special treat for
Private Tamama is totally ruined!
SIGN FX Pizza with Assorted Outer Space Toppings
[14:24] ---
The FX pizza with assorted
outer space toppings! My favorite!
[14:29] ---
I wanted to surprise you
with a Keronian local delicacy.
[14:34] ---
I appreciate your kindness.
[14:36] ---
What's this crap? Are you trying
to kill me? You filthy son of a...
[14:42] ---
Your friend is very "unique."
Don't you think so?
SIGN Snap
[14:50] ---
You never know when to
give up, do you?
[14:52] ---
I see... The superior and
the subordinate are quite alike.
[14:57] ---
Gero gero!
[14:58] ---
Private Tamama!
[14:59] ---
Yes!
[15:00] ---
I will not allow any
rough stuff in my host's home!
[15:04] ---
Cripes! Just make sure you
clean up all this mess.
[15:07] ---
Roger that!
[15:09] ---
C'mon, private!
[15:11] ---
Come on in, too, Nishizawa-san.
[15:13] ---
All right.
[15:16] ---
Now, then... we're alone at last, Tamama.
[15:20] ---
Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
SIGN Resonance?
[15:27] ---
Resonance?
[15:31] ---
What soothing harmony!
[15:33] ---
Now, let's review the progress,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[15:36] ---
Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:38] ---
There are five of us in my unit.
[15:41] ---
So the other three must be
somewhere planetside.
[15:44] ---
If all five of us can get together,
taking this planet will be a cinch!
[15:49] ---
However, let me say one thing,
Private Tamama.
[15:52] ---
Yes?
[15:53] ---
Master Fuyuki and his family
have sheltered me
[15:55] ---
from Pekoponians who would have
dissected me. I owe them my life.
[16:00] ---
You must never trouble them.
SIGN Crane Frog
[16:03] ---
They're irrelevant to
our invasion of Pekopon.
SIGN The Grateful Crane Frog
[16:06] ---
Oh, I understand! You are such a
man of honor, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:12] ---
That is why you are my hero.
[16:14] ---
Stop it. I'm blushing.
[16:16] ---
Now that this discussion is over,
let us wind up what we began.
[16:22] ---
The vitality of that FX pizza's
outer space toppings
[16:25] ---
is frighteningly strong.
[16:27] ---
But...
[16:28] ---
Do we have to clean up?
Why not let the maid do it?
[16:34] ---
Gero!
[16:36] ---
Maid? Uhh... who is that?
[16:39] ---
Oh, come on!
[16:40] ---
A maid is a professional
at cleaning and housework.
[16:43] ---
Are you saying there's no maid
in this house?
[16:47] ---
Tamama, what kind of life
have you had on Pekopon?
[16:52] ---
Oh, a very average lifestyle.
[16:54] ---
I lack for nothing.
Sleep, rise and play when I feel like it.
[16:58] ---
If anything is hard,
it's deciding what to drink and eat.
[17:02] ---
I'm always drinking too much cola,
so I can't stop farting.
[17:05] ---
I have so many Gundam models,
I can't keep up with the new releases.
[17:08] ---
Something wrong, Mr. Sergeant?
SIGN The Loser
SIGN The Winner
[17:10] ---
Hey, Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN Foreshadowing
[17:12] ---
Foreshadowing.
SIGN First Special Countermeasure Meeting on Space Aliens Agenda: How to co-exist with aliens
[17:15] ---
The first special countermeasure
meeting on aliens will now begin.
[17:22] ---
I'm all alone with Hinata-kun.
[17:22] ---
First, let's exchange some ideas on how
we can coexist without any trouble...
[17:24] ---
This is my chance to call out his name!
[17:26] ---
While I give him this gift,
I'll say it naturally...
[17:30] ---
Umm...
[17:30] ---
Yes, Nishizawa-san?
[17:31] ---
Well... this isn't much but... F-F-Fu...
[17:37] ---
Fuyuki, here's some tea.
SIGN Bargain Sale Positivity
[17:40] ---
F-Fu-Fu...
[17:41] ---
Oh... I'm sorry, was it too hot?
[17:43] ---
Oh no, not at all.
[17:47] ---
Now, where were we?
[17:50] ---
Oh, yes. In order to avoid trouble,
[17:52] ---
we'd better not take them
to school. And...
[17:55] ---
This isn't much, but... F-Fu-Fu...
[18:00] ---
Momocchi!
[18:00] ---
Hey, that was awfully fast!
Did you get everything clean?
[18:04] ---
Oh, man. I'm a sergeant, y'know...
[18:06] ---
Why my situation is so different
from the lesser-ranked Tamama's?
[18:09] ---
I must have infiltrated
the wrong house...
[18:13] ---
Sarge? Why're you sulking?
[18:15] ---
Darn, those meddlers are back.
[18:18] ---
Looky, Sarge! We got some gifts!
[18:21] ---
Oh, hamburgers from WcDonald's!
Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[18:25] ---
Oh, it's nothing much...
[18:28] ---
The meat is the best-grade
Matsuzaka beef,
[18:30] ---
and the freshly-picked Idaho potatoes
just came by air this morning.
[18:33] ---
It's one of the specialties
of the Nishizawa Stores.
[18:35] ---
Nishizawa Stores?
Your family owns a hamburger chain?
[18:39] ---
There's a WcDonald's store
inside Momocchi's house.
SIGN Huh?
[18:45] ---
There's also a toy store,
a cake shop, a convenience store...
[18:49] ---
You can get just about
anything you need in the mansion.
[18:53] ---
By any chance, are you...
[18:54] ---
...the daughter of a super-rich magnate?
[18:57] ---
Oh, that's not important... F-F-Fu...
[19:00] ---
Mr. Sergeant, please eat and cheer up!
[19:03] ---
How do you eat this stuff?
Like this? Or this?
[19:07] ---
Stop being so grumpy. Here!
[19:11] ---
Oh, wow!
[19:14] ---
Mother, it's so good! This is the
ultimate Matsuzaka beef, all right!
[19:18] ---
Isn't it?
[19:19] ---
And let's see... the fries.
[19:21] ---
F-F-Fu...
SIGN Delicious
[19:23] ---
Wow! Absolutely delicious!
[19:26] ---
Crispy on the outside and fluffy
on the inside. The ultimate best!
[19:30] ---
We can't have a meeting like this!
[19:32] ---
All right, guys, you can
have the fries. So go away.
[19:37] ---
Crap! At this rate, I'll never be able
to get close to Fuyuki-kun!
[19:41] ---
Go for it, Momoka. Just say it!
[19:44] ---
Umm...
[19:44] ---
Yes?
[19:45] ---
F-F-Fu...
[19:48] ---
Flying saucers exist, do you think?
[19:51] ---
Well, Sarge uses them,
so I guess they do.
[19:55] ---
Oh, yes, of course.
[19:56] ---
But what I really mean is... F-F-Fu...
[20:01] ---
Feu de pot cooking
is really nice in winter.
[20:04] ---
What are you doing?!
[20:05] ---
F-F-Fu... Fu... Food is fun.
[20:10] ---
Fun is first in life...
But food is important...
[20:13] ---
Figs are nice when it comes to food.
[20:18] ---
Food is good in winter,
but figs are summer fruits...
[20:20] ---
Oh, this is the pits! Fuyuki-kun
probably thinks I'm so weird!
[20:23] ---
...so there's feu de pot, but probably
the best thing is shabu-shabu!
[20:28] ---
Umm... I...
[20:31] ---
Fuyuki-kun, behind you!
[20:40] ---
Fuyuki-kun, are you all right?!
[20:41] ---
Oh, thanks, Nishizawa-san.
[20:43] ---
I'm so glad, Fuyuki-kun...
[20:47] ---
I said it!
[20:48] ---
What?
SIGN Speechless
[20:52] ---
I heard it! I heard it!
[20:54] ---
In that moment of excitement,
you said "Fuyuki-kun."
[20:59] ---
She finally said it, huh?
[21:01] ---
We were running some subtle
interference. Did you notice?
[21:05] ---
You knew all along, you son of a...!
[21:09] ---
Come over to our house
next time, Mr. Sergeant!
[21:13] ---
I'll be sure to visit!
[21:14] ---
And I'm not just saying this for
the sake of politeness!
[21:17] ---
I'll take my leave now.
[21:19] ---
Goodbye.
[21:20] ---
I don't feel like we accomplished
much in this meeting.
[21:25] ---
Yeah.
[21:26] ---
But for Momoka, it was undoubtedly
a very fruitful day.
SIGN Fuyuki-kun
[21:33] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
It's me, Tamama!
[23:08] ---
It's a new semester out there.
How do you like your new school year?
[23:11] ---
Some of you are in new schools now,
right? How is that?
[23:13] ---
And those who just started working,
how are you doing?
[23:15] ---
And job-hoppers,
think about setting down!
[23:17] ---
Everyone do your best,
but please don't kill yourselves.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that. Next time,
I'll be in a pinch!
[23:22] ---
"Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
And...
[23:26] ---
"Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
Two stories!
[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
E3 - Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir! / Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Spring
[01:33] ---
Spring... a beautiful season.
[01:35] ---
However, there is an organism that is
emanating an out-of-place aura.
[01:39] ---
Eww... What is this?!
[01:40] ---
Gross!
[01:42] ---
It's coming from Sergeant's room.
[01:44] ---
That stupid frog!
What the heck is he doing?!
[01:48] ---
Hey! Stupid...
[01:51] ---
Sarge?
[01:52] ---
I'm sick of it... this life of misery...
[01:59] ---
Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!
[02:04] ---
What's with him?
[02:06] ---
Who knows...?
[02:07] ---
Oh my gosh!
[02:09] ---
Tamama!
[02:10] ---
We've gotta do something at once!
[02:12] ---
We Keronians call this state...
SIGN Critical Point Breached
[02:15] ---
...Critical Point Breached!
[02:18] ---
Critical Point Breached?
[02:20] ---
This happens when too
much stress accumulates.
[02:20] ---
It's wrong... It's no good...
[02:24] ---
...this life of misery...
[02:26] ---
He's just lazing around. That's all.
[02:28] ---
Well... he might appear so, but...
[02:34] ---
I'm not "lazing around."
[02:36] ---
How can you be so cold
to someone in so much pain?
[02:40] ---
In order to keep my presence
a secret from others,
[02:43] ---
I have been forced to toil every day
like a prisoner in this house.
[02:49] ---
I think I can sort of
understand how hard it is
[02:53] ---
being unable to set foot outside.
[02:55] ---
Really...?
[02:57] ---
It looks to me like he's
living an easy life.
[03:00] ---
He has a point, as far as cleaning
and washing are concerned, but...
[03:04] ---
...at other times, he just builds
Gundam models, surfs the net,
[03:07] ---
reads manga, eats and sleeps.
[03:12] ---
I've had enough of this life, sir!
I want to go out, sir!
[03:16] ---
Please do something,
Master Fuyuki...!
[03:20] ---
If you want to go out,
why don't you?
[03:22] ---
Gero!
[03:23] ---
There's no telling
what will happen to you
[03:25] ---
if you're discovered
by an Earthling, of course...
SIGN Dissection
[03:28] ---
Dissection!
SIGN Experimentation
[03:29] ---
Experimentation!
SIGN An Unforeseen Accident
[03:31] ---
An unforeseen accident...
[03:32] ---
Gero!
[03:35] ---
Sis, you didn't have to
scare him like that...
[03:39] ---
If only Mr. Sergeant could
live in a large house, like me.
[03:44] ---
Why, at Momocchi's house,
[03:46] ---
I can ride a bike around
in her huge yard,
SIGN Bike Huge yard
[03:50] ---
and enjoy shopping at the Nishizawa
family's private shopping mall,
SIGN Private Shopping Mall Shopping
[03:54] ---
and even enjoy the latest movies
in a huge movie theater.
SIGN Latest Movies at a Theater
[03:58] ---
I would like to do something
for Mr. Sergeant...
[04:02] ---
...but those luxuries are mine alone!
SIGN Alone
[04:04] ---
I cannot share them with anyone else.
SIGN Winner
SIGN Loser
[04:08] ---
It is a problem...
[04:10] ---
E-Everyone's forgotten that
I'm a sergeant.
[04:13] ---
I really must have infiltrated
the wrong house...
[04:18] ---
Well, I'm sorry this house
is so small.
[04:20] ---
Sarge, why don't we go out
for a walk together?
[04:24] ---
What?!
[04:25] ---
Really?!
[04:27] ---
Isn't it wonderful, Mr. Sergeant?
[04:31] ---
Are you serious?
[04:32] ---
See you later!
[04:34] ---
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
SIGN In here
[04:39] ---
Blue skies! Refreshing breeze!
[04:42] ---
I can even hear the birds chirping!
[04:45] ---
It's so wonderful to be outdoors...
[04:48] ---
As if! This is ridiculous!
[04:51] ---
Don't do that, Sarge!
You mustn't show yourself!
[04:54] ---
Oh... What is that smoke?
[04:56] ---
Eww, how gross...
[04:58] ---
Okay, I get your point!
[05:00] ---
Being in my own room would
have been much better than that!
[05:04] ---
I know, but...
[05:06] ---
If you're discovered,
the whole world will be in an uproar.
[05:10] ---
Our peaceful life will be
turned upside down.
[05:14] ---
What are you?
A demon in human skin?
SIGN Nice jab...
[05:17] ---
I know how you feel. You're my friend,
so I want to help you, but...
[05:24] ---
So what we need to do is make sure no one
finds out Mr. Sergeant is an alien.
[05:30] ---
The 2nd mission!
SIGN This
[05:35] ---
This is it!
[05:36] ---
Turning myself into an object commonly
found on Pekopon... A great idea!
[05:42] ---
The Pekoponians
shouldn't recognize me now.
[05:44] ---
Kero kero ke!
[05:45] ---
Another brilliant idea, taking advantage
of the color of my body!
[05:49] ---
As if!
[05:52] ---
The point is to allow me
to walk around freely!
[05:54] ---
You can't forget that, sir!
[05:57] ---
It would be ideal if you looked human,
but that's impossible...
[06:02] ---
I want to become a human right now!
[06:05] ---
That would be easy.
[06:07] ---
Huh?
[06:08] ---
This calls for... the Pekoponian Suit!
[06:11] ---
Oh, I forgot about that.
[06:13] ---
Mission Number 3!
[06:18] ---
Sergeant Keroro, ready for launch!
[06:21] ---
Hey! That's the wrong kind of "suit"!
[06:23] ---
Oh! You're right!
[06:25] ---
Sorry, I screwed up.
This is the right one!
[06:30] ---
No mistake this time...
It's the Pekoponian Suit.
[06:35] ---
Yes, well... Do I look cute?
SIGN Am I hot?
[06:39] ---
What are you all doing...?
[06:41] ---
Sarge... I don't think that'll work.
[06:44] ---
What?!
[06:46] ---
Cloud Dragon Style entrance!
SIGN Cloud Dragon Style
SIGN Ring Entrance!
[06:49] ---
That's no good, either.
[06:50] ---
Hmph! All you do is complain, Fukki!
[06:54] ---
Well, it isn't much fun,
but... what about this?
[06:58] ---
Oh! What's that?!
[07:00] ---
Why didn't you get that one sooner?
[07:02] ---
Although this is one
small step for a sergeant,
[07:06] ---
it is a giant leap for a Keronian!
[07:09] ---
Sarge, you can't!
It's absolutely weird!
[07:12] ---
I-It's no good, sir?
[07:14] ---
I think it's pretty good.
[07:17] ---
How can we give up now?!
[07:18] ---
Let me show you the special
makeup tricks I learned in Hollywood.
[07:22] ---
Oh, you were trained in Hollywood?!
[07:25] ---
I wonder when that happened...
[07:26] ---
It's the 4th mission, darn it!
SIGN Before
[07:30] ---
Before.
SIGN After
[07:32] ---
After.
[07:35] ---
Now I look like any
other frog you'd see on Pekopon.
[07:39] ---
Croak, croak, I am a frog...!
[07:44] ---
Why did you stop me, Master Fuyuki?!
[07:47] ---
That's right! I worked my butt off
to create such a true masterpiece!
[07:51] ---
As I've been telling you, it's no good!
[07:53] ---
Hmph! You're always saying "no."
What would satisfy you?
[07:59] ---
I understand how Sarge feels.
I wish I could do something.
[08:04] ---
Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
I truly appreciate the thought...
[08:10] ---
Never mind that. Hurry up
and take that thing off, will you?!
[08:12] ---
Now, I have to use go with my last resort...
[08:15] ---
The space plant Dreaming Alpha!
[08:18] ---
Haven't you given up yet?
[08:22] ---
Oh... What a beautiful field of flowers!
[08:26] ---
When you're stung by a feeler,
[08:28] ---
you'll see things you don't ordinarily see.
[08:30] ---
It looks bad for his health.
[08:32] ---
It is! The problem with
using this flower is that
[08:35] ---
it causes serious side effects!
[08:37] ---
Hey! You stop! Sarge, are you all right?
[08:42] ---
I'm at the end of my rope.
[08:45] ---
Sarge...
[08:47] ---
I guess... there is no way
I can be truly free...
[08:55] ---
This is all so stupid...
[08:56] ---
You'd think an alien would
have the power to transform.
[09:01] ---
I guess a frog is no more
than just a frog.
[09:04] ---
Nothing you do will help.
[09:09] ---
This is so frustrating!
[09:12] ---
Cruel! She's so cruel! She has no heart...
[09:13] ---
Hmph! It was unkind of Natchi to say that.
[09:17] ---
Huh? Where have you been, Tamama?
[09:20] ---
I got hungry,
[09:21] ---
so I hopped back to
Momocchi's mansion.
[09:23] ---
What?
[09:24] ---
Now that you mention it,
how do you travel to and from here?
[09:30] ---
I use the anti-barrier.
SIGN Anti-barrier
[09:33] ---
Anti-barrier...?
[09:35] ---
What's that?
SIGN Badge of Rank
[09:37] ---
If you turn the badge on your forehead,
you disappear. Like this!
[09:42] ---
Oh...?!
[09:48] ---
You should have told us
about that in the beginning.
[09:49] ---
What?! I was sure Mr. Sergeant
knew about it...
[09:53] ---
What's wrong with me?
I've missed out on so much...
[09:57] ---
I-Isn't that great, Sarge?
Now you can go out anytime.
[10:02] ---
We all, y'know,
forget things at times...
[10:07] ---
Huh?
[10:09] ---
Now I have nothing to fear! I'm the ruler!
[10:13] ---
Anti-barrier...! Switch on!
[10:18] ---
Oh!
[10:19] ---
What's neat is that you can
even choose who can see you!
[10:25] ---
Sarge? Sarge? Where are you?
[10:29] ---
Hey! What is this? What's going on?!
[10:36] ---
The advantage is clearly on my side!
[10:39] ---
My first step in this
memorable invasion of Pekopon...
[10:42] ---
...is my revenge on Lady Natsumi!
[10:48] ---
Oh!
[10:49] ---
I knew it. You stupid frog!
[10:52] ---
Sarge!
[10:54] ---
Oh...
[10:56] ---
W-Why...? She should not...
be able... to see me...
[11:03] ---
Out of batteries.
[11:04] ---
You have to charge it
before you start using it.
[11:09] ---
I didn't know...
[11:10] ---
Message to our viewers.
[11:12] ---
Make sure you check the batteries of
your handhelds and cell phones often!
[11:24] ---
Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!
[11:31] ---
Endless peace...
[11:33] ---
That may be something out of reach
for humankind today.
[11:37] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[11:42] [SONG] ---
Afro... Sergeant...
3, 2, 1, fire!
[11:50] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant... Afro Sergeant...
[11:53] ---
That stupid frog has been
strangely hard-working lately.
[11:57] ---
And ever since he learned
how to use his anti-barrier,
[11:59] ---
he's been walking around
freely outside.
[12:09] ---
Lady Natsumi bought me a Gundam
model kit. What happened to her?
[12:14] ---
What's more... it's a
Gwazine-class battleship,
[12:17] ---
which strikes the hearts
of hardcore fans!
[12:18] ---
It's going to be the Great Degwin.
[12:23] ---
I have no idea what he's talking about,
[12:26] ---
but he should be stuck
in his room for awhile now!
SIGN Security...
[12:30] ---
Uh... at the suggestion of Natsumi,
I would like to begin
[12:34] ---
the Hinata Family World
Security Convention.
[12:38] ---
'Scuse me.
[12:39] ---
Yes, Sis?
[12:40] ---
Lately, that stupid frog's been
acting suspiciously.
[12:43] ---
I'm sure he's planning something!
[12:46] ---
Really? But he's been
working very diligently.
[12:49] ---
You're imagining things.
[12:51] ---
It just means that Sarge
has gotten used to life here.
[12:54] ---
You're too naive! That's why
people always take advantage of you!
[12:56] ---
Listen... those guys came here
in an attempt to invade the Earth!
[13:01] ---
But the main force has retreated,
[13:03] ---
and Sarge and the others
were as good as abandoned.
SIGN Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
[13:06] ---
What if that's all a lie?
[13:08] ---
Maybe they're secretly
preparing to invade the Earth!
[13:13] ---
That's silly!
[13:15] ---
What do you think, Mom?
[13:16] ---
Hm... It does seem like Kero-chan
has some kind of secret.
[13:20] ---
It's probably something adorable!
SIGN Slimy
Sludgy
Sticky
Squishy
[13:24] ---
Is that what Mom means by "adorable"?!
[13:26] ---
In conclusion...
[13:27] ---
I suggest we observe them to see
whether they are planning anything.
[13:31] ---
Ah! That's a good idea!
SIGN Security Convention
[13:33] ---
So we'll monitor Kero-chan all day?!
[13:35] ---
Monitor...?
[13:36] ---
Mankind has the right to know!
[13:39] ---
If they are conspiring against us,
peace on Earth may be in danger!
[13:44] ---
We can see Kero-chan's
sleazy private life...
[13:47] ---
Hey, wait...
[13:49] ---
Two against one; we win.
We will begin our observation of Keroro.
SIGN Anticipation
[13:53] ---
Anticipation!
[13:54] ---
His true behavior...
will soon become apparent!
SIGN Excitement
[13:57] ---
Excitement!
[13:58] ---
I swear we'll learn the truth about him!
SIGN Sense of Guilt
[14:01] ---
Sense of guilt...
[14:02] ---
I don't really want to do it...
[14:12] ---
How's it going? Getting much done?
[14:14] ---
It's not easy getting the shine
in the red of the body...
[14:26] ---
I'm sorry, Sarge...
[14:28] ---
This is the end of that
stupid frog's schemes.
[14:31] ---
It's the other way around!
[14:32] ---
It'll be clear that you're just
imagining things!
[14:35] ---
Don't cry when you discover
that you've been taken in.
SIGN Night
[14:37] ---
And then...
SIGN Morning
[14:39] ---
...the next day.
[14:40] ---
Well, take care of the
house now, Kero-chan.
[14:43] ---
Clean the bathroom too, today.
[14:45] ---
Later, Sarge.
[14:47] ---
Roger! I sincerely pray you will be
successful in your battles today!
[14:58] ---
So, they're finally gone...
[15:00] ---
Now, this place is all mine for a while.
[15:08] ---
Ohh... this is a great opening!
[15:11] ---
He does sound like a villain!
[15:13] ---
S-Sarge...
[15:14] ---
We'll save the rest of
the fun until we get home.
[15:17] ---
You're lucky, Mom.
You can watch him on your laptop.
[15:19] ---
I won't have any time to
check it at work! Now, let's go.
[15:24] ---
All right...
[15:32] ---
At a certain major publishing company...
[15:33] ---
Sorry to say, but this is just no good.
[15:37] ---
The story's too contrived.
But don't let this get you down.
[15:41] ---
Keep at it, newbie!
[15:44] ---
Hinata Aki... age unknown.
Manga magazine editor.
[15:48] ---
Apart from her basic abilities,
[15:50] ---
her physical form is of the
highest level for this planet.
[15:54] ---
Her strong charisma would
make her a great commander.
[15:57] ---
She requires careful attention.
[15:59] ---
Hm...?
[16:02] ---
Was I imagining things?
[16:03] ---
Kissho Academy...
SIGN Occult Club
[16:05] ---
All right. We will begin the
second meeting of the Occult Club.
[16:09] ---
We don't have many members,
but let's do our best.
[16:13] ---
Oh... I'm so happy I can be
all alone with Fuyuki-kun!
[16:18] ---
Hinata Fuyuki, age 12.
[16:21] ---
He is average in both
physical and academic abilities.
[16:23] ---
However, when his interests
are engaged,
[16:26] ---
he shows exceptional
observational and insightful skills.
[16:29] ---
In temperament he is calm;
his ability to adapt is high.
[16:33] ---
Huh? Oh!
[16:36] ---
Fuyuki-kun... is something wrong?
[16:39] ---
Natsumi...!
[16:41] ---
Hang in there!
[16:42] ---
Hinata Natsumi, age 13.
[16:45] ---
Quite advanced in both
physical and academic abilities.
[16:49] ---
Extremely aggressive in temperament,
[16:51] ---
but socially highly adaptable.
[16:54] ---
With her hidden shrewdness,
she is a person to be wary of.
[17:03] ---
Natsumi... I'll be waiting outside.
[17:05] ---
Got it!
[17:11] ---
Ah!
[17:13] ---
Oh no!
[17:19] ---
It must be... Darn him...!
[17:23] ---
Hey! Come out here, you stupid frog!
[17:26] ---
Gero!
[17:27] ---
What's this all about?!
[17:28] ---
I haven't done a single thing wrong.
[17:31] ---
It's no use lying.
We have solid proof here.
[17:36] ---
Sis, it's wrong to blame him
without evidence.
[17:40] ---
That's right. We must watch
the documentary movie first.
[17:43] ---
What? Movie...?
[17:45] ---
Fuyuki!
[17:46] ---
A-All right...
[17:51] ---
Th-This is... Master Fuyuki...!
[17:54] ---
How could you use hidden cameras?!
[17:57] ---
Never mind scenes like this.
Fast forward!
[18:04] ---
Huh...?
[18:12] ---
Sarge is very diligent, isn't he?
[18:14] ---
Yes... he's admirable!
[18:17] ---
But there's nothing sleazy...
[18:19] ---
I told you, I've been framed!
[18:21] ---
Hold on, now! The question is,
what happens next?
[18:38] ---
What?!
[18:39] ---
Reading...?
[18:41] ---
Internet...?
[18:43] ---
Gundam models?
[18:44] ---
This is embarrassing!
[18:47] ---
It's really... extremely ordinary, isn't it?
[18:50] ---
Actually, I envy him...
[18:52] ---
Keep watching!
Something's bound to come out!
[18:54] ---
Ah...
[18:55] ---
Huh?
[18:57] ---
No...! This is no good! Don't look!
[19:01] ---
What is it?!
[19:02] ---
Finally, Kero-chan's secret...!
[19:04] ---
Huh?
SIGN Two bowls at once!
[19:10] ---
Two bowls at once!
[19:11] ---
I wanted to try it just once!
[19:15] ---
I'll never do anything so outrageous again!
[19:18] ---
Please forgive me!
[19:20] ---
Huh? Am I pardoned?
SIGN Gnash Gnash Gnash
[19:27] ---
See?! Sergeant never left the house!
He has the perfect alibi.
[19:32] ---
Then who could it be?
[19:35] ---
I felt a strange vibe, too.
[19:39] ---
Now that you mention it, I did, too.
[19:40] ---
But... at least we know
that Sarge is innocent.
[19:44] ---
Oh... Master Fuyuki!
[19:45] ---
I guess you're right.
[19:47] ---
Oh, Lady Mom!
[19:48] ---
Sis!
[19:49] ---
Uh... I'm sorry I suspected you!
[19:52] ---
Gero!
SIGN Innocent
[19:57] ---
This quality! This amount!
I am absolutely impressed!
[20:01] ---
I'm sorry, Sarge.
[20:03] ---
You get special dishes today, Kero-chan.
[20:05] ---
Don't you dare leave anything uneaten!
[20:08] ---
Thank you for this food!
[20:12] ---
This is delicious... too delicious!
How about this one?
SIGN The Next Day
[20:19] ---
See you later!
[20:21] ---
Oh, so yesterday was
quite a day for you...
[20:24] ---
The cameras are gone,
but I'm still hurt inside.
[20:29] ---
Maybe I should just
take over this house!
[20:33] ---
Just kidding! Though the thought
crossed my mind.
[20:36] ---
Oops! It's time for my dramas!
[20:39] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
Push the button on the remote!
[20:42] ---
Okay!
[20:52] ---
Oh no...! Why?!
[20:57] ---
I did some checking on you, Keroro!
[21:01] ---
I never thought you'd become
a prisoner of the Pekoponians!
[21:09] ---
Oh! You are...!
[21:10] ---
A mysterious stranger
appeared out of the blast!
[21:14] ---
Who could he be?!
[21:17] ---
He is a third Keronian,
after Keroro and Tamama.
[21:22] ---
His name... Corporal Giroro!
SIGN Giro (glare)
[21:26] ---
Oops, I shouldn't have
mentioned his name before he did.
[21:29] ---
At any rate, peace in the Hinata household
is drifting further and further away.
[21:34] ---
Yeah...!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Fuyuki. Have you all gone
to see the cherry blossoms?
[23:10] ---
Our mom is so busy, we don't
have time to go and view the flowers.
[23:14] ---
Is there anyone like us out there?
[23:15] ---
It's pretty cool to sit
reading occult magazines
[23:18] ---
at times like these.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that! The red devil
appears in the next episode!
[23:23] ---
"Giroro: The Most Dangerous
Man in the Universe, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
And...
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
of a Dangerous Man, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
Two stories!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E4 - Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man in the Universe, Sir! / Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance of a Dangerous Man, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
The invasion of Earth...
[01:32] ---
It could begin in a place
we humans would least imagine.
[01:38] ---
For example, yes...
[01:40] ---
...this very television that you are
watching right now.
[01:44] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[01:46] ---
Push the button on the remote!
[01:48] ---
Okay!
[02:02] ---
M-Mr. Sergeant?!
[02:04] ---
What a sorry sight.
[02:06] ---
Oh!
[02:07] ---
Who'd have thought you'd
become prisoners of the Pekoponians.
[02:11] ---
You are...!
[02:15] ---
It's been a while, Keroro!
[02:20] ---
Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man
in the Universe, Sir!
SIGN GI
SIGN RO
SIGN RO
[02:28] ---
You are...
[02:29] ---
...Corporal Giroro!
[02:31] ---
Hmph! Should you be using
that tone with your superior?
SIGN Giro (glare)
[02:35] ---
Hm, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[02:37] ---
Sir! I just got carried away!
[02:40] ---
Attenshun!
[02:40] ---
Okay!
[02:41] ---
Grit your eyes!
[02:43] ---
Yes... What? My eyes?
[02:47] ---
You mean you can't do it?
[02:48] ---
It's not that I cannot, perhaps,
but this is so sudden...
[02:53] ---
Here.
[02:54] ---
Normally, one cannot.
[02:56] ---
No fair!
[02:57] ---
You couldn't even figure that out...
What a miserable state you're in!
[03:02] ---
And this is all because of
your poor training, Keroro!
[03:06] ---
Get up! Open your eyes! Wake up!
[03:11] ---
Is it morning already?
[03:12] ---
Wake up!
[03:20] ---
The passwords are:
[03:23] ---
Afro and Sergeant.
[03:24] ---
I have no idea what's going on...
[03:25] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
[03:27] ---
What are you babbling about?
[03:30] ---
What's with this senseless reaction?
[03:34] ---
Well, if it isn't Corporal Giroro!
It's been a while.
[03:38] ---
When did you get here?
[03:39] ---
You're slow as ever.
[03:42] ---
Keroro, I discovered you here
a week ago.
[03:47] ---
I became concerned because you
haven't done anything,
[03:50] ---
even though a month has passed
since the main force retreated.
[03:52] ---
So I came looking for you.
[03:54] ---
Oh! Thanks for the trouble.
[04:03] ---
Of all things, the leader
has been taken prisoner!
[04:08] ---
I am ashamed, sir.
[04:09] ---
In order to rescue you,
[04:12] ---
I investigated this facility
and all of the residents here.
[04:17] ---
As a result, I've come up with
a better idea than rescuing you.
[04:21] ---
Oh! And what might that be?
[04:23] ---
We will take over this facility
SIGN Hinata House
[04:26] ---
and make it our base
for the invasion of Pekopon!
SIGN Frontline Base
[04:29] ---
Oh...! Fascinating! You're the man!
[04:33] ---
The base for the invasion of Pekopon?
[04:35] ---
That's an excellent plan.
[04:39] ---
Isn't it?
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogiro...
SIGN Resonance x 3
[04:51] ---
Resonance times three!
[04:55] ---
By the way, Corporal,
[04:57] ---
using this place as our base
may be fine,
[05:00] ---
but what should we do
with the existing inhabitants?
[05:02] ---
I was wondering about that, too.
[05:05] ---
Hmph! You should know.
[05:07] ---
Of course...
[05:09] ---
...they will be annihilated.
[05:11] ---
What?! Annihilated?!
[05:13] ---
Couldn't you kill maybe
two out of three, instead?
[05:16] ---
You can't be so halfhearted!
[05:18] ---
This is war!
[05:20] ---
I have already rigged
a booby trap on this facility.
[05:24] ---
A booby trap?!
SIGN Booby Trap
[05:26] ---
A booby trap is a bomb
that is rigged to something
[05:29] ---
guaranteed to attract
someone's attention.
[05:32] ---
It is a fiendish trap.
[05:35] ---
What is that?!
[05:36] ---
That's a limited-edition
1:100 scale MG Ball kit!
[05:40] ---
Hurray!
[05:44] ---
Huh?!
[05:47] ---
All you viewers should be very careful.
[05:50] ---
The Pekoponians are all detestable foes!
There's no need to show mercy!
SIGN The Heartless Warrior
[05:56] ---
That's true, but...
[05:58] ---
We're friends! We're friends!
[06:00] ---
I'm home!
[06:02] ---
Oh! Master Fuyuki!
[06:03] ---
Hmph! My first prey!
[06:06] ---
Th-These are...
SIGN Explosive Energy
[06:09] ---
...OOPArts!
[06:11] ---
OOPArts is short for
"out-of-place-artifacts,"
[06:14] ---
strange items that charm
fans of the occult.
[06:17] ---
Wow...!
[06:18] ---
Hmph! How easy!
[06:22] ---
No! You can't do it, after all!
[06:23] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[06:24] ---
The members of the Hinata family
have given me shelter.
[06:27] ---
I owe my life to them!
[06:29] ---
Fool! Swayed by his emotions...
[06:33] ---
That must be...
[06:36] ---
There's no doubt about it!
It's a banana peel!
[06:39] ---
Step on it, and I'll be
surrounded by laughter!
[06:41] ---
But...
[06:42] ---
...this is an emergency.
It's no time to be stepping on it!
SIGN Temptation
[06:45] ---
But... I want to step on it!
[06:49] ---
Oh! My foot! My foot...!
[06:56] ---
Huh?
[06:59] ---
M-Master Fuyuki, I'm so pathetic,
[07:02] ---
but the banana...
the banana skin did it!
[07:04] ---
Absolutely pathetic.
[07:06] ---
Sarge, is something wrong?
[07:09] ---
Master Fuyuki! Be careful!
[07:12] ---
My second subordinate...
has set up traps!
[07:13] ---
Oh? His second subordinate?
[07:19] ---
You've found another one of
your men, Sarge?
[07:21] ---
Oh! This one's red!
[07:24] ---
The booby trap... failed.
SIGN Failed
[07:28] ---
But... I know all of your weaknesses.
[07:32] ---
I will show you a trick that only I,
of all the aliens, can do!
[07:36] ---
What?! What is it?
[07:39] ---
I wanna see!
[07:40] ---
I use this rope.
[07:42] ---
Uh huh...
[07:42] ---
Like this!
[07:43] ---
And then?
[07:44] ---
I use the opposite end of the rope...
[07:46] ---
Like this!
[07:47] ---
And then what?
[07:49] ---
And that's it.
SIGN The End
[07:50] ---
The end.
SIGN Successful Capture
[07:54] ---
Successful capture!
[07:57] ---
You tricked us!
[07:58] ---
Only a fool would lower his guard
to an enemy on a battlefield.
[08:01] ---
Darn you! You are more
detestable than an actor!
[08:05] ---
That is not the problem.
[08:07] ---
Such a cowardly scheme.
[08:09] ---
Mom, the Hinata family's captain,
would never fall for it.
[08:12] ---
I have discovered that.
[08:14] ---
And the fact that she
seldom comes home, as well.
[08:20] ---
I'm sorry. It looks like
I'm going to be late again today.
[08:24] ---
I won't need supper tonight.
[08:27] ---
The only one left is the
girl named Hinata Natsumi.
[08:31] ---
If I can capture her,
I will succeed in taking this facility.
[08:35] ---
Lady Natsumi will not be
easily defeated by us!
[08:39] ---
I warn you.
You'd better stop now.
SIGN Giroro (glaaaare)
[08:42] ---
I have already studied
her battle readiness.
[08:45] ---
I know.
[08:47] ---
Like me, she has the blood
of a warrior coursing through her.
[08:50] ---
Therefore, I will prepare
a special sequence of traps for her.
[08:53] ---
Gero! Special traps?
[08:55] ---
My sister isn't a warrior, you know...
[09:08] ---
She's home...
[09:13] ---
Huh?
[09:14] ---
That stupid frog...!
[09:16] ---
He left everything
in the middle of cleaning!
[09:22] ---
Huh?
[09:23] ---
Oh...
[09:29] ---
Hmph! It's over.
[09:32] ---
Huh? You mean one shot didn't do it?
[09:37] ---
What?
[09:38] ---
Sis!
[09:39] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[09:51] ---
Hey, you stupid frog!
[09:53] ---
What? She's unscathed?!
[09:55] ---
Natchi!
[09:56] ---
Sis! You're safe!
[09:58] ---
How did you avoid all those traps?
[10:00] ---
Huh?! Those things...!
All I needed was one of these!
SIGN Leek
[10:08] ---
You'd better be ready to take
your lickings after doing that.
[10:11] ---
Gero!
[10:12] ---
You're misunderstanding, Sis.
[10:13] ---
Over there! He's over there!
[10:15] ---
Huh?
[10:16] ---
You mean you got through
my traps using one stalk of leek?!
[10:20] ---
Hey! What's going on?
There's another one!
[10:24] ---
Looks like I underestimated
your powers. However...
[10:37] ---
...I was originally trained to become
a member of a mobile infantry unit.
[10:40] ---
You can't beat me in
hand-to-hand combat!
[10:46] ---
I-Incredible!
[10:47] ---
She's evaded all the shots!
[10:49] ---
My room...!
[10:55] ---
Don't you go and make
a bigger mess in this house!
[11:02] ---
Oh...
[11:02] ---
Sh-She's strong...
[11:05] ---
I never realized the women
of Pekopon were so strong!
[11:12] ---
Hinata... Natsumi...
[11:14] ---
You've stolen my heart.
[11:18] ---
What?! Another friend of Kero-chan's?
[11:21] ---
Where?
[11:22] ---
He's not here.
[11:24] ---
Huh?
[11:25] ---
He's not inside the house.
[11:31] ---
You should come to my room.
[11:33] ---
Hmph!
[11:34] ---
You think I could live under the
same roof as those Pekoponians?
[11:37] ---
You needn't be so hardheaded.
[11:40] ---
Hm?
[11:41] ---
Huh? Hmph!
[11:47] ---
The invasion by the aliens
may have already begun.
[11:50] ---
Perhaps... yes, perhaps from
your own yard...
[12:02] ---
It looks like a peaceful planet.
[12:06] ---
However...
[12:09] ---
However, unbeknownst to everyone...
[12:11] ---
Mr. Sergeant, sir?
[12:12] ---
We're going to invade Pekopon.
[12:14] ---
...alien invasion of the planet Earth
is insidiously being carried out!
[12:15] ---
Please come out...
[12:17] ---
Please, Mr. Sergeant...
[12:21] ---
I'm coming in.
[12:22] ---
Oh...
[12:23] ---
Huh?!
[12:28] ---
Later...!
[12:39] ---
Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
of A Dangerous Man, Sir!
[12:44] ---
It's pitiful that he's our platoon leader.
[12:51] ---
Back then, he was quite dashing...
[12:56] ---
He's become corrupted since
he became a Pekoponian prisoner!
[13:00] ---
Hmph!
[13:04] ---
Huh? Did you drink all of that
by yourself?
[13:07] ---
Yeah. For some reason,
my throat has been very dry.
[13:12] ---
Perhaps it's the climate of this planet.
[13:14] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
are you all right?
[13:18] ---
Momocchi keeps my place comfortable.
[13:23] ---
Hmph! Good for you.
[13:26] ---
Huh? Perhaps...
SIGN Grind Grind Grind...
SIGN Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro
[13:38] ---
Okay. Now's my chance.
[13:40] ---
Oh...
SIGN Humidifier
[13:53] ---
Humidifier.
[13:58] ---
Begin humidifying!
[14:04] ---
Will this turn Mr. Sergeant
back into the way he was?
[14:08] ---
He has probably lost his ambition
[14:11] ---
because of the dry climate on this planet.
[14:14] ---
So, if we recreate the
humidity of Planet Keron here...
[14:18] ---
Humidity rising...
[14:22] ---
This feeling!
[14:25] ---
Oh!
[14:26] ---
I can feel power welling up
from the depths of my body!
[14:31] ---
There has been a change.
[14:33] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[14:34] ---
Huh!
[14:38] ---
I think now... I can do it!
[14:45] ---
Oh...!
[14:54] ---
This is great!
[15:04] ---
I'm terribly sorry...!
[15:06] ---
Ohh!
[15:12] ---
Ohhh!
[15:13] ---
Oh!
[15:17] ---
Uh...
[15:18] ---
Guess he hadn't finished reading it.
[15:20] ---
But, what in the world is happening?
[15:24] ---
I feel my power building!
[15:27] ---
Do you understand now, Keroro?
[15:28] ---
Gero?
[15:30] ---
That's your true strength, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:33] ---
Like when you were on Planet Keron.
[15:35] ---
Huh?
[15:36] ---
You must remember how you were back then.
[15:41] ---
How I was back then...?
[15:44] ---
You little idiot!
[15:46] ---
What's a kid like you doing
buying sexy magazines like these?!
[15:50] ---
You fool! You little fool!
[15:50] ---
No! I found them on the street...!
[15:55] ---
I really did find them...!
SIGN A childhood... trauma
[15:57] ---
What the heck are you recalling?!
[16:00] ---
It was those days when you
shone most brightly.
[16:04] ---
The days when I shone most brightly?
[16:08] ---
No, you didn't see that, okay?
[16:12] ---
The days when I shone brightly...?
[16:24] ---
It's all coming back to me!
How I was back then...
[16:28] ---
I'm not one to stay here
simmering like this!
[16:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[16:34] ---
What a troublemaker!
[16:37] ---
All right, let's have a meeting
to discuss the invasion of Pekopon.
[16:40] ---
Meeting...?
We have no need for a meeting!
[16:44] ---
What did you say?
[16:45] ---
We will destroy all Pekoponians
we come across!
[16:48] ---
Then our invasion will be complete!
[16:51] ---
All we come across...?
Even the residents of this house?
[16:54] ---
I will not allow any exceptions!
[16:56] ---
You... That's not what you said
before the commercial break!
[16:59] ---
Ohh... This is terrible!
[17:01] ---
The humidity has gone way
beyond that of Planet Keron!
[17:05] ---
What?!
[17:08] ---
I'm home.
[17:10] ---
This is awful... My bag is soaked, too.
[17:14] ---
It started without warning.
[17:17] ---
What...?
[17:19] ---
Hey! When you said it "started,"
were you talking about rain?
[17:24] ---
What else do you think
I was talking about?!
[17:26] ---
I see... So, it rains even on Pekopon...
[17:33] ---
The rain caused the
humidity to rise even higher.
[17:37] ---
W-What is this?
[17:39] ---
I'm in tip-top shape! I'm absolutely high!
[17:44] ---
Sarge... What...?
[17:46] ---
He is drunk on the humidity.
[17:48] ---
Huh?
[17:48] ---
Humidity is absolutely
necessary for us Keronians,
[17:52] ---
but too much of it can be toxic.
[17:55] ---
Especially for Keroro.
[17:57] ---
For a Keronian, he is
easily affected by humidity.
[18:02] ---
Turn the humidifiers off!
[18:04] ---
If the humidity rises any further,
something awful will happen!
[18:07] ---
Okay.
[18:12] ---
Oh!
[18:12] ---
I've found a Pekoponian!
[18:14] ---
Oh, no!
[18:22] ---
Corporal!
[18:24] ---
The remote...
[18:26] ---
Power! This is power!
[18:29] ---
With this power, I have nothing
to fear from the Pekoponians!
[18:33] ---
Please stop, Mr. Sergeant!
[18:35] ---
Let us wait until next time
to invade Pekopon!
[18:38] ---
How dare you disobey me?!
[18:42] ---
Oh...? You've certainly come far,
haven't you, Tamama?
[18:47] ---
If we don't stop Mr. Sergeant now,
we'll be in big trouble!
[18:53] ---
Are you serious?
[18:54] ---
You're going to use your fangs
against your superior?
SIGN Tamama Impact
[18:57] ---
Tamama Impact!
[19:00] ---
Then I shall respond in kind...
SIGN Legendary Great Maneuver Kinkin Keron Wave
[19:04] ---
Kinkin Keron Wave!
[19:09] ---
Oh!
[19:11] ---
Ah! The house!
[19:25] ---
I don't need any help to conquer Pekopon!
[19:29] ---
I shall reign as the ruler of Pekopon!
[19:33] ---
S-Sarge!
[19:34] ---
Hey! What's going... guh!
[19:37] ---
The humidity has maxed!
[19:39] ---
He is coming!
[19:41] ---
Huh?
[19:50] ---
Ohh...
[19:58] ---
What's that?
[19:59] ---
That's Nyororo.
[20:01] ---
Huh?
[20:09] ---
Sarge!
[20:10] ---
He got eaten!
[20:12] ---
Its name is Nyororo, and it likes
humidity even more than we do.
[20:16] ---
That's why we mustn't
raise the humidity too high.
[20:20] ---
Or we'll invite him in!
[20:27] ---
Sarge...
[20:28] ---
There's no reason to worry.
SIGN Desiccation Complete
[20:37] ---
Desiccation complete.
[20:40] ---
All Nyororo does is remove all your fluids.
[20:42] ---
Of course, you become unable to
move for two or three days.
[20:46] ---
That's why I tried to stop him!
[20:56] ---
Ohh...
[20:58] ---
And thus, Nyororo departed,
[21:00] ---
along with the danger
of Keroro's lethal rampage.
[21:04] ---
Then, a few days later...
[21:06] ---
Mr. Sergeant,
[21:08] ---
let us hurry up and confer
on our plans for the invasion!
[21:10] ---
Please hold on a minute.
I'm at a really good part!
[21:16] ---
It was not so much a case
of being motivated...
[21:19] ---
He just always does things
at his own convenient pace.
[21:23] ---
The aliens' invasion plan
is being prepared, even now.
[21:27] ---
However, no one knows
just when it will be executed.
[21:33] ---
Gero?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Giroro.
[23:08] ---
Have you dumbos decided what you're
going to do in the Golden Week holidays?
[23:12] ---
I'm sure there are
many things you'd like to do,
[23:13] ---
but you can't always have
what you want.
[23:16] ---
Many people complain that
they're short of either money or time.
[23:20] ---
Well, if things don't go well,
just give it up.
[23:23] ---
Never mind that. Our next episode
will surely be an instant classic!
[23:26] ---
"The Song of Men
Who Love Their Toys, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
A special long episode!
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E5 - The Song of Men Who Love Their Toys, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
The first step in the invasion of Earth...
[01:34] ---
...begins in the kitchen, after dinner.
SIGN Cosmo DNA
[01:56] ---
The dishes are all washed!
[01:58] ---
Thanks, Sarge.
Need my help putting them up?
[02:00] ---
No, no! This is my responsibility.
[02:04] ---
Master Fuyuki, please go watch
some television and relax.
[02:08] ---
Really? Then I'll do just that.
[02:14] ---
To remove grease spots
like these... Voila! Flour!
SIGN Flour
[02:18] ---
Take flour left over from cooking
tempura, and sprinkle like this...
[02:26] ---
...and wipe.
[02:29] ---
It will be sparkling clean!
[02:31] ---
Missus, remember today's tip!
[02:35] ---
What have you been up to until now?
[02:38] ---
Helping with the housework. Can't you tell?
[02:40] ---
So why must an invader like you
[02:43] ---
help with Pekoponian chores like
dish-washing and cleaning the microwave?
[02:49] ---
This is all part of my invasion plan.
[02:52] ---
In what way?!
[02:53] ---
After a tiring negotiation with Lady Mom,
[02:56] ---
I'm going to be paid for my work.
[02:59] ---
Do you know the significance of that?
[03:02] ---
No idea.
[03:02] ---
In a nutshell...
[03:05] ---
Pekoponian assets will flow out into space!
SIGN Asset Flow
[03:09] ---
I... I see! An economic invasion!
[03:14] ---
Tomorrow is the first such pay day.
[03:18] ---
And first and foremost...
[03:20] ---
...I shall invade the toy store!
SIGN Toy Store <-- Asset Flow
[03:24] ---
Don't tell me you just
want more Gundam models.
[03:27] ---
I shall buy everything they have!
[03:37] ---
The Song of Men Who
Love Their Toys, Sir!
[03:47] ---
And now...
[03:48] ---
It's Mr. Sucker's turn.
[03:51] ---
By the way, do you all remember
[03:53] ---
how you spent your very first allowance?
[03:56] ---
Well now, I did something very unusual...
[04:00] ---
Such amazing sucking power!
[04:02] ---
With it, I'll suck up the dreams
and hopes of the Pekoponians!
[04:06] ---
Oh, yeah!
[04:09] ---
Hey, can you keep it quiet?
I can't hear the radio.
[04:16] ---
A power outage?
[04:19] ---
And so, let's take it nice and easy
tonight... on Mutsumi's My Radio!
[04:25] ---
Let's start with tonight's poem.
[04:28] ---
Mutsumi?
[04:29] ---
Yes, he's the most popular DJ
on the air right now.
[04:33] ---
His poems are so beautiful!
[04:35] ---
With my first allowance held tightly
in my little hand, I run forward.
[04:39] ---
Now that same hand holds you,
my morsel of tuna.
SIGN Tuna
[04:48] ---
Beautiful!
[04:49] ---
Unsanitary.
[04:52] ---
And on the following day...
[04:54] ---
Everyone, the wait is over! Your allowance!
[04:59] ---
Yes!
[05:01] ---
Hey, you!
[05:03] ---
Let's see... First is Natsumi.
[05:06] ---
Natsumi did very well at school
this month. Up by 15%.
[05:10] ---
Yes!
[05:11] ---
You didn't fare well, Fuyuki.
A sharp 20% cut.
[05:14] ---
Aww... there's a book I want.
[05:17] ---
And Kero-chan!
[05:18] ---
Kero-chan, this is your very first pay.
[05:21] ---
Gero?
[05:22] ---
It includes the base pay, plus overtime,
[05:25] ---
as well as compensation
for working on holidays.
SIGN Plus
[05:26] ---
Wow!
[05:27] ---
But I had to deduct rent,
SIGN Minus Rent
[05:29] ---
fuel and electricity expenses,
SIGN Minus Electricity Minus Rent
[05:30] ---
food and incidentals
SIGN Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
SIGN Minus Incidentals Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
SIGN Minus Miscellaneous Expenses
[05:32] ---
and other miscellaneous expenses.
[05:35] ---
Oh, dear...
[05:36] ---
Talk about a strict allowance management.
[05:39] ---
It doesn't matter how little it is.
[05:41] ---
What's important is how hard
I toiled... my blood and sweat...
[05:44] ---
The proof of my labor!
[05:47] ---
Yeah, right! Anyway, while
steeling myself for disappointment...
[05:53] ---
Don't worry.
[05:54] ---
Gero!
[05:55] ---
Let's see...! About 20 yen?
[05:58] ---
No way! 3,000?!
[06:00] ---
Isn't that great, Sarge?
[06:06] ---
Matilda-san!
[06:09] ---
Why is that?!
[06:11] ---
Isn't that a bit too much, Mom?
[06:13] ---
Why? Kero-chan really worked diligently.
[06:16] ---
You don't have to be so nice to an alien.
[06:21] ---
Idiots!
[06:26] ---
Sure, I'm well aware that he's a hard-worker.
[06:30] ---
But 3,000 yen is too much!
[06:32] ---
Why are you complaining, Sis?
You got a 15% raise.
[06:37] ---
It's not right! If he hadn't been around,
I may've gotten a 20% increase!
[06:42] ---
Cripes! That stupid frog!
[06:46] ---
Do you folks have a frog for a pet?
[06:48] ---
What a coincidence.
I have a frog, too. A yellow one.
[06:55] ---
Saburo-senpai!
[06:56] ---
Oh, so you know my name?
[06:59] ---
Now that makes me happy,
Hinata Natsumi-san.
[07:04] ---
Who is he?
[07:05] ---
Huh? Well... he's a third-year
at our school,
[07:09] ---
and his name's Saburo-senpai...
and... um...
[07:12] ---
Why're you blushing, Sis?
[07:16] ---
So you're the kid brother, Fuyuki-kun?
[07:19] ---
Yes...
[07:20] ---
I'm Saburo. Nice to meet you.
[07:22] ---
Same here.
SIGN Trojan Horse Toys
[07:32] ---
The day has finally come, sir!
[07:35] ---
At first glance, it looks
like an average toy store.
SIGN Trojan Horse Toys
[07:37] ---
But it's a hole-in-the-wall place
that stocks neat collector items.
[07:45] ---
Onward!
[07:47] ---
Yay! Yay!
[07:57] ---
Anti-barrier...
confirmed operational. Okay!
[08:25] ---
Welcome... huh?
[08:35] ---
He can't see me! He can't see me!
[08:38] ---
Now I can spend as much time
as I want to browse.
[08:42] ---
Oh, my gosh!
[08:44] ---
A super-rare Gundam model...
[08:46] ---
A 1:100 scale MG Gyan model kit,
left on the shelf so casually!
[08:49] ---
This toy store is incredible!
[08:52] ---
Well then, let's buy it and go home!
[08:55] ---
Huh? Hold on...
[08:57] ---
How am I going to buy it if I'm invisible?
[09:01] ---
Shoot, it's impossible.
Why didn't I realize it sooner?
SIGN The fool
[09:07] ---
Oh well, shall I do it? Shall I just do it?
[09:12] ---
Do that... wicked thing?
[09:27] ---
That wicked trick...
SIGN Matsue Castle
[09:33] ---
Hide a coveted item behind a
slow seller, such as that castle model.
[09:39] ---
I shall retreat for now.
[09:42] ---
And I'll ask Master Fuyuki
to do the rest...
[09:50] ---
The anti-barrier wore off!
[09:53] ---
It can't be helped.
I'll just wait until dark.
[09:58] ---
I-I've been seen!
SIGN Reported
[10:01] ---
Reported.
SIGN Arrested
[10:03] ---
Arrested.
SIGN Dissected
[10:04] ---
Dissected.
[10:06] ---
Oh no!
[10:52] ---
Oh well, I guess I'll head on home.
[11:15] ---
Saved. I can't believe
I haven't been discovered!
[11:20] ---
Well, that's fine. I'd better go home.
[11:24] ---
I can't get out!
[11:26] ---
Help meeee!
[11:29] ---
What does the future hold for
the locked-up Sergeant Keroro?
[11:33] ---
Don't touch that channel and
look forward to the second half!
[11:43] ---
The first step in the invasion of Earth...
[11:46] ---
...begins with the Sunday laundry.
[11:51] ---
Gee, I was really worried there for a while.
[11:54] ---
I seriously thought I might
end my days at that toy store.
[11:58] ---
Hey, are you listening?!
[12:00] ---
Not at all.
[12:02] ---
Just kidding. I'm listening, so continue.
[12:07] ---
In the darkness,
I tried to find a way to escape.
[12:12] ---
But the shutter door would not budge.
[12:15] ---
I searched for other exits,
[12:17] ---
but there was no back door,
not even a mouse hole.
[12:21] ---
It was when I had just about given up...
[12:25] ---
...that I spied a ray of light from above...!
[12:31] ---
My apologies!
[12:32] ---
My narration before the
commercial break was too exaggerated.
[12:34] ---
Actually, he kind of sort of escaped
kind of sort of easily, kind of sort of.
[12:42] ---
And I hope that no one
saw you on the way back?
[12:47] ---
Mmm... probably.
[12:48] ---
Probably?!
[12:50] ---
Why, you! Do you intend to
expose our platoon to danger
[12:53] ---
because of your silly hobby?!
[12:55] ---
He called Gundam model-making
a silly hobby.
[12:58] ---
Perhaps I should show you
the way to the real Heaven!
[13:03] ---
Oh, Sarge!
[13:04] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[13:06] ---
Where were you last night?
I was worried.
[13:10] ---
Sir! Actually, I need to ask you
for a favor regarding that matter.
[13:14] ---
Huh? A favor?
[13:17] ---
Here we are, sir!
[13:19] ---
This is it? I know this store.
[13:22] ---
Gero?
[13:23] ---
When I was little, my father
used to bring Sis and me here.
[13:28] ---
Yay!
[13:29] ---
Yay!
[13:31] ---
We had a practice of getting whichever
toys we wanted once a month.
[13:35] ---
And we always came here to buy something.
[13:38] ---
I never thought I'd come
here with you, Sarge.
[13:41] ---
Wow, they still sell toys like this.
[13:45] ---
Aren't you Fuyuki from the Hinata family?
[13:48] ---
Huh?
[13:48] ---
It is you!
[13:50] ---
My, how you've grown!
[13:52] ---
How do you know me?
[13:54] ---
It's easier to remember a customer's face
[13:56] ---
than the merchandise.
[13:59] ---
Are you and your sister getting along?
[14:02] ---
You two used to fight in front
of the store over video games.
[14:06] ---
I remember that! I can't
believe you remember that, too!
[14:09] ---
It's sorta embarrassing.
I haven't been here for so long.
[14:13] ---
Don't worry. You're at an age
when you're busy studying.
[14:18] ---
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
[14:23] ---
It might be nice to reminisce,
[14:27] ---
but hurry and get that item!
[14:28] ---
Oh, right.
[14:30] ---
Huh? Something the matter?
[14:32] ---
No! It's nothing. Let's see...
[14:35] ---
Oh, it's behind this.
[14:39] ---
Hey, if it isn't Fuyuki-kun!
[14:42] ---
Saburo-san!
[14:43] ---
So you make plastic models of castles?
[14:46] ---
You've got peculiar taste.
[14:47] ---
Uh, no, this is...
[14:49] ---
I prefer ones like this.
[14:51] ---
This store is a well-kept secret.
I come here quite often.
[14:55] ---
Do you come here often, too?
[14:57] ---
This, please.
[14:59] ---
Sure.
SIGN Oh no!
[15:01] ---
Err... that's...
[15:03] ---
Were you planning to buy this, too?
[15:06] ---
Well, not me, but...
[15:09] ---
You don't mean the frog that you keep?
[15:13] ---
Oh, well! Well, don't hold it against me.
[15:15] ---
With these things, it's the
early bird who gets the worm.
[15:18] ---
When will you get a new order of this?
[15:20] ---
I'm sorry, there won't be any more.
[15:23] ---
What? But this is popular. It'll sell.
[15:27] ---
Actually, I'm thinking of closing
my shop at the end of the month.
[15:34] ---
Gero!
[15:41] ---
Business is slow, huh?
[15:43] ---
How many shops I know
have closed already?
[15:47] ---
Those faded boxes of toys
in the back of that shop
[15:50] ---
must've been there since
before we were even born.
[15:55] ---
I hadn't been there in so long.
[15:58] ---
Oh well, that's how it goes.
Don't worry about it, Fuyuki-kun.
[16:06] ---
I am powerless!
SIGN Today's Agenda: Save the Toy Store
[16:09] ---
You slaved hard to earn that money,
[16:11] ---
and still couldn't buy what you wanted?
[16:13] ---
That is really powerless!
[16:15] ---
That's not what I mean, sir!
[16:16] ---
We, the invaders of Pekopon,
[16:19] ---
weren't able to save one
little toy store! What a loser I am.
[16:23] ---
Save it and do what?
[16:25] ---
If you have such time, use it to
come up with a good invasion plan!
[16:28] ---
Invasion! Invasion!
Is that all you have in your head?!
[16:32] ---
Naturally! Why do you
think we came to Pekopon?!
[16:36] ---
Can't you understand
the feelings of that old soldier
[16:39] ---
who protected that
little toy store all by himself?!
[16:43] ---
So tell me! Just what
does a toy store have to do
[16:46] ---
with the invasion of Pekopon?
[16:49] ---
Forget it! I won't ask you!
[16:51] ---
I have no choice. I'll go alone, sir!
SIGN Save the Toy Store!
[16:56] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[16:57] ---
Get the Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, ready!
[17:00] ---
Huh?! That one!
[17:05] ---
Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, launching initiated.
[17:07] ---
Core Block transformation begun.
[17:13] ---
Pilder On!
[17:20] ---
I will speak to the old man personally
to convince him!
[17:24] ---
I don't think he'll take you seriously.
[17:27] ---
You think so, too?
[17:29] ---
Besides, I think it's strange
to wear a suit to a toy store.
[17:35] ---
Then...
[17:39] ---
Welcome... huh?
[17:42] ---
So? What kind of get-up did he go in?
[17:46] ---
According to him,
the perfect outfit for a toy store.
[17:50] ---
Perfect outfit?
[17:55] ---
Owner, it's a bad idea
to close your shop, sir!
[17:59] ---
If business is bad, I will shop like mad
at your store, sir!
[18:05] ---
For my first purchase,
I'll use this 3,000 yen, and...
[18:09] ---
Let's see, what should I get...
[18:12] ---
I know!
[18:14] ---
I'll get this today.
SIGN Matsue Castle
[18:16] ---
Yes! Every month on my pay day,
I will come here to shop.
[18:22] ---
So, please continue to stay open, sir!
SIGN No Way Out
[18:31] ---
I did it again.
[18:33] ---
I don't care any more!
[18:34] ---
From Keron, 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
[18:40] ---
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[18:43] ---
Sergeant Keroro!
[18:44] ---
I will conquer Pekopon,
[18:47] ---
sweep out the current foolish politicians,
[18:49] ---
and make sure the old men, and the children,
and the small toy shop owners in the towns
SIGN Healthy Business
[18:54] ---
can live in comfort!
[18:59] ---
Oh, please wait, mister! I was just
kidding about conquering Pekopon, sir!
[19:02] ---
I just want you to do your best
like you have been all these years
[19:06] ---
and keep the shop open, sir!
[19:08] ---
And I wanted to help you
if I could... That's all! So...
[19:13] ---
Please don't turn me in!
[19:20] ---
Actually, my son in the country
and his wife just had a baby.
[19:24] ---
They just renovated their home
and asked me to come live with them.
[19:30] ---
So it's the perfect opportunity.
[19:33] ---
But...
[19:34] ---
Here you are.
[19:36] ---
I don't know who you are,
or where you're from.
[19:38] ---
But I'm very touched that
you're so concerned about my store.
[19:43] ---
Thank you.
SIGN For lease
[19:54] ---
Places that just seemed normal to be there...
[19:58] ---
Time that just seemed normal to have...
[20:02] ---
We are cold to normality.
[20:05] ---
And that's why "normality"
cannot bear the pain and runs away.
[20:11] ---
Only when "normality" is gone
do we finally notice it.
[20:15] ---
I wonder if we'll continue to lose
even more of what's "normal"?
[20:26] ---
Oh, good morning, Sarge!
[20:28] ---
Oh, Master Fuyuki! Good morning, sir!
[20:32] ---
Hey, what happened to the
model of a castle from the other day?
[20:35] ---
Oh, when I began building it,
I realized the depth of the subject.
[20:39] ---
I'm sure it will make a great diorama
[20:41] ---
when combined with Gundam models.
[20:43] ---
Well, when you're done, let me know.
[20:45] ---
Roger that!
[20:46] ---
And that brings a subject to discuss.
[20:50] ---
The Gundam models
I have now just don't cut it.
[20:53] ---
I think MG Gyan would be
[20:55] ---
an ideal companion for the castle model.
[20:57] ---
Don't you want to see
how it'll turn out?
[21:00] ---
Well... yeah...
[21:01] ---
If so...
[21:03] ---
...will you lend me some money?
[21:05] ---
When we conquer Pekopon,
I will repay you two-fold!
[21:09] ---
No way!
[21:10] ---
Hey, you two! What're you up to
so early in the day?
[21:13] ---
Oh! Lady Natsumi,
she with the 15% raise!
[21:18] ---
If you let me keep your allowance,
I will triple its value.
[21:24] ---
As if I'd fall for such a trick!
[21:27] ---
You hit me! You hit me twice!
[21:30] ---
The road to the conquest of Earth
seems to be far, far off.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
It's me, Natsumi!
[23:08] ---
Say, did you know
Japanese people write "annoying"
[23:10] ---
by combining characters
that mean "May" and "fly"?
[23:12] ---
I wonder if flies in May
are particularly annoying...
[23:15] ---
I think "June frog" would
also work. Don't you agree?
[23:16] ---
Although our frog is
annoying all year round.
[23:19] ---
Come to think of it,
don't they hibernate?
[23:21] ---
Never mind such things! Next time, we go
to the sea! It's an adventure of love!
[23:24] ---
"Momoka's Romantic Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
And...
[23:27] ---
"Momoka's Spooky Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two stories!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E6 - Momoka's Romantic Plan on the South Seas, Sir! / Momoka's Spooky Plan on the South Seas, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:30] ---
It's vacation time!
SIGN Negative Ion Photocatalysis
[01:32] ---
Cleaning time!
[01:34] ---
The outdoors!
SIGN Weeds Annihilated
[01:36] ---
Pulling weeds!
[01:37] ---
Let's play!
[01:37] ---
Sports! Healthy sweat!
SIGN Cruelty Darkness Trauma
[01:41] ---
A trip in search of deeper inner-self.
SIGN Shadow Suspicion Domesticity
SIGN Loss of Pension Hypertension Recession
SIGN Futures contract Purines The 45-Year-Old Virgin
SIGN The Difficult Series Introduction to Philosophy
[01:46] ---
Gero!
[01:47] ---
Why do I always get treated like this?
SIGN Snap Snap
[01:49] ---
Everyone else's enjoying
the Golden Week holidays,
[01:52] ---
but no one offered
to take me anywhere.
[01:55] ---
I'm idling away my youth!
[01:58] ---
There will be crowds of people
on a day like this.
[02:01] ---
If you're captured, you might
get dissected, you know.
[02:05] ---
Not that again!
[02:06] ---
What are you?
A demon in human skin?!
SIGN Nishizawa-san
[02:09] ---
Oh, it's from Nishizawa-san.
SIGN How dare you ignore me?
[02:12] ---
Hello?
[02:14] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun!
[02:16] ---
What's happening?
[02:17] ---
Um, wanna go on a beach
vacation with me?
[02:21] ---
The beach?
A-At this busy time of year?
[02:23] ---
You have to go with me,
or I'll be in trouble!
[02:26] ---
Huh? Oh... Okay.
[02:28] ---
Okay then, I'll come and get you now.
[02:32] ---
Huh?
[02:43] ---
What is going on?
[02:47] ---
What the...?
[02:48] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[02:50] ---
I'm here to pick you up!
SIGN NPG Nishizawa Peach Group
[02:55] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[03:00] ---
Momoka's Romantic Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!
[03:07] ---
I can't believe we're going
to a villa on a private helicopter.
[03:11] ---
I keep forgetting that the
Nishizawa family is extremely rich.
[03:15] ---
I'm impressed, Fuyuki!
[03:17] ---
When did you become good friends
with such a cute girl?
[03:21] ---
Same here.
[03:22] ---
Give me a frickin' break.
[03:24] ---
Why did all those unwanted people
have to come along?
[03:26] ---
At this rate,
[03:27] ---
my "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki-kun during
a thrilling tropical paradise tour" plan
[03:31] ---
will be totally frickin' ruined.
[03:32] ---
Yay! It's a huge puddle!
[03:36] ---
Oh, Mr. Sergeant... You are just like
an innocent child at heart!
[03:40] ---
Don't you dumbos get too carried away.
[03:42] ---
Our purpose is to take over Pekopon.
[03:45] ---
The only reason I came along is because
you said this'd be a recon mission.
[03:49] ---
It's sure been a long time since
the three of us have gone out!
[03:49] ---
Oh, there is an island! Hey!
[03:51] ---
Are you listening to me at all?
[03:53] ---
You're right!
[03:54] ---
We will soon be arriving
at our destination.
[03:57] ---
Oh, I apologize for not
introducing myself sooner.
[04:00] ---
My name is Paul Moriyama,
and I work for Miss Momoka.
[04:06] ---
Um, Nishizawa-san. I should've
asked you earlier, but that man...
[04:08] ---
Oh, don't worry about Paul.
[04:11] ---
He understands the situation
about all of you.
[04:13] ---
Oh, good.
[04:20] ---
S-So this is an ocean!
[04:23] ---
It looks magnificent when
you see it up close.
[04:25] ---
Up, down, left, or right,
there's water everywhere!
[04:30] ---
This... is all water?
[04:34] ---
That's great news to hear!
[04:35] ---
Then is this Heaven?!
Or perhaps Utopia?! Woohoo!
[04:41] ---
So salty!
[04:43] ---
What an astonishing surprise...
or should I say, betrayal!
[04:48] ---
That's seawater, Sergeant.
It contains a huge amount of salt.
[04:54] ---
What?! I didn't find such info on the net!
[04:57] ---
Um, well, it's within the bounds
of common sense...
[05:01] ---
So it's huge but useless.
[05:03] ---
We'll fill this ocean with land
when we conquer Pekopon.
[05:08] ---
Sarge, 70 percent of Earth's surface
is covered by oceans.
SIGN Really?
[05:17] ---
Maybe I shouldn't invade this place.
SIGN For a reason like that?
[05:18] ---
For a reason like that?
[05:20] ---
My "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki during
a thrilling tropical paradise tour"...
[05:23] ---
My Fuyuki... Alone with my dear Fuyuki...
[05:25] ---
Are we the only ones on this island?
[05:28] ---
Yes. So please make yourself at home.
[05:32] ---
All right, then. Let's get changed
and start enjoying our vacation!
[05:35] ---
The dressing room is
right this way. I'll take you.
[05:38] ---
Huh? Do you mean in that hotel? No way!
[05:46] ---
It's Paul...
[05:49] ---
The setup is now complete!
[05:50] ---
This design has a fresh and girly appeal.
[05:53] ---
It's summer, but for a spring feeling,
we've gone with a peach (momo) motif.
[05:56] ---
This will keep Fuyuki-kun's eyes
glued on me for sure!
[05:59] ---
Oh! I'm shameless sometimes.
[06:02] ---
This sure reminds me that Tokyo
is not a place for people to live in.
[06:05] ---
Especially the rooms of people
in the anime business.
[06:09] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[06:10] ---
Momoka-chan!
[06:12] ---
Oh, how cute!
[06:14] ---
Not simply cute, this also has
a touch of sophistication.
SIGN Clothes Hide Her Figure
[06:17] ---
You'll love the sharp and stylish colors.
[06:20] ---
Something wrong?
[06:22] ---
Oh, you have such a nice figure.
SIGN Darn it Darn it Darn it...
[06:25] ---
I don't have a chance if
I'm compared to "her."
[06:28] ---
Who?
[06:30] ---
Three!
[06:32] ---
Two!
[06:34] ---
One!
[06:35] ---
This piece is for sophisticated women.
[06:38] ---
The high quality and the
glitter make this piece gorgeous!
[06:44] ---
Come on, let's swim!
[06:47] ---
I won't give up so easily.
[06:49] ---
I've studied hard for this day.
[06:51] ---
The irrestible... bikini model pose!
[06:55] ---
Fuyuki-kun.
[06:56] ---
Sarge! Tamama!
[06:59] ---
Oh no! They're all dried out!
[07:05] ---
Yeah... I figured something was wrong...
[07:09] ---
But I was feeling so nice and comfortable.
[07:12] ---
I see a beautiful
flower garden across the river...
[07:12] ---
Nishizawa-san, can you bring
fresh water in a tub?
[07:14] ---
S-Sure!
[07:24] ---
Master Fuyuki...
I've had enough of the ocean.
[07:27] ---
Oh, don't say that. Are you ready?
[07:30] ---
Here I go!
[07:31] ---
What am I supposed to do
[07:33] ---
Heads up, Sarge!
[07:34] ---
Now I see how it is!
[07:37] ---
Falling velocity, check.
[07:39] ---
Trajectory assessment, check.
[07:54] ---
Um... this is pretty fun.
[07:58] ---
I want to join, too!
[08:00] ---
You'll die if you get hit.
[08:02] ---
Come on, who's next?
[08:05] ---
I guess it's okay,
since they're having fun...
[08:08] ---
Here!
[08:09] ---
How dare you! You'd better be
prepared for this one!
[08:11] ---
I'm sorry! Wait a minute...
[08:13] ---
I'm so pleased
[08:15] ---
that everyone is enjoying
themselves in their own way.
[08:18] ---
But what am I doing all by myself?!
[08:21] ---
I'm going to force my way in!
[08:22] ---
Momoka, full speed ahead!
[08:24] ---
Or so you'd think...
[08:29] ---
My plan is for Fuyuki to
rescue me from drowning.
SIGN Drowning
SIGN Physical contact
[08:34] ---
Close contact!
SIGN And then...
[08:35] ---
Then mouth-to-mouth!
SIGN Kiss mouth to mouth
[08:37] ---
This will make Fuyuki and me...
[08:39] ---
I'm calling this the "Salvaging Love" plan.
SIGN Salvaging Love Plan
[08:42] ---
Oh, no...!
[08:43] ---
I got a cramp in my leg... Help!
[08:46] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[08:47] ---
Oh no! Momocchi's in trouble!
[08:49] ---
Heeeelp! Especially Fuyuki-kun!
[08:52] ---
What?! But I can't swim!
What should I do?
[08:55] ---
What?!
[08:56] ---
Hold on to this!
SIGN Eeek!
[08:57] ---
The current is too strong!
[08:59] ---
Didn't she dodge just now?
[09:01] ---
Momoka!
[09:02] ---
I'm coming now!
[09:03] ---
What? My plan will fail if they come.
[09:07] ---
Paul, what's taking you so long?!
[09:12] ---
Oh, no!
[09:13] ---
A killer shark?
[09:15] ---
Mom!
[09:17] ---
Momoka-sama is always so prepared.
[09:19] ---
She arranged for me to be here
just in case things didn't work out.
[09:26] ---
Who...?
[09:29] ---
You jerkface!
Why are you after Natsumi and Aki?
[09:33] ---
What are you up to?
[09:37] ---
Paul?
[09:46] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[09:47] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[09:48] ---
Now I'm really drowning...
[09:52] ---
Momoka-sama!
[09:53] ---
We'll save this battle for next time.
[09:59] ---
So Natsumi and Aki were not
his target? But...
[10:04] ---
...we can't let our guard down.
[10:06] ---
Those are a warrior's eyes.
[10:17] ---
Nishizawa-san.
[10:19] ---
We have to try CPR.
[10:21] ---
I can take care of that!
[10:25] ---
The greatest sucker! Space Octopus!
[10:28] ---
You can do difficult
resuscitations easily, even at home.
[10:31] ---
People are surprised at the results!
[10:41] ---
W-Where am I?
[10:42] ---
Good, you're conscious now.
[10:44] ---
Well, it all worked out in the end.
[10:48] ---
Momoka's plan was unsuccessful,
but she at least got a hot kiss.
[11:05] ---
What a beautiful sunset!
[11:08] ---
How pretty...
[11:09] ---
Summary of Part A:
[11:10] ---
The sergeant and the others
are on an island in the South Seas.
[11:13] ---
End of summary.
[11:15] ---
Th-This sets the perfect mood!
SIGN Handsomeness
increased 30%
[11:19] ---
What's the matter, Nishizawa-san?
[11:22] ---
H-He's blinding! But I can't
miss this opportunity!
[11:27] ---
Uh... um...
[11:29] ---
I have to confess my love...
SIGN Handsomeness
increased 50%
[11:35] ---
Fuyuki-kun... I... I like...
SIGN Handsomeness
increased 70%
[11:41] ---
Like...
SIGN 100%
Can't see him!!
[11:44] ---
Like...
[11:47] ---
Hey stop!
SIGN Noooo!
[11:51] ---
Shucks.
[11:51] ---
He got away.
[11:53] ---
He said he missed home
once he saw the ocean.
[11:56] ---
Youngsters nowadays are such babies.
[12:00] ---
Funny... That looked familiar
to me for some reason.
[12:02] ---
No, no... It has nothing to do with you!
[12:08] ---
Momoka's Spooky Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!
SIGN Nishizawa Peach Group
[12:35] ---
This is strange.
My body feels so heavy...
[12:38] ---
Okay, everyone! We are going to
start preparing for dinner!
[12:41] ---
Fuyuki, go get some firewood!
[12:43] ---
Sure.
[12:44] ---
Natsumi, get the dishes ready!
[12:46] ---
Okay...
[12:47] ---
Oh, Momoka-chan,
can you help prepare the food?
[12:49] ---
Sure! I really love to cook.
[12:54] ---
It looks like fun!
[12:57] ---
Lady Mom, we want to help, too.
[13:01] ---
Oh! In that case,
go and play some games!
[13:04] ---
Yes, ma'am!
[13:05] ---
I love resort hotels. They
usually have old-fashioned games.
[13:09] ---
I'm going to play a transient gambler
in a token game.
[13:14] ---
There is something not right here, sir.
[13:19] ---
You're very good, Momoka-chan.
[13:21] ---
Oh no, I'm really not.
[13:24] ---
My hand slipped. Shame on me.
[13:27] ---
I'll go wash it off!
[13:31] ---
I wonder how far she's going?
[13:36] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[13:38] ---
N-Now it's finally my chance
to confess my love...
[13:41] ---
Fu... Fuyuki-kun...
[13:42] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[13:46] ---
Sarge! Tamama! What's the matter?
[13:48] ---
Not only did I beat out the invaders,
[13:49] ---
I also became a millionaire!
[13:52] ---
But I feel we are not
helping very much, sir.
[13:55] ---
We want to do something
more challenging, sir!
[13:59] ---
All right then, start making
a tsunami barrier to keep us safe!
[14:03] ---
Right on! That's our department!
[14:05] ---
It sure is!
[14:06] ---
This is the lookout area.
[14:08] ---
Wow! That looks awesome.
[14:11] ---
Hey, you two.
[14:14] ---
Sarge and Tamama are having so much fun.
[14:18] ---
Stop! Please stop!
[14:18] ---
Quit interfering with my plans, you morons!
[14:22] ---
Thank you for dinner!
[14:25] ---
Is something wrong, Natsumi?
[14:27] ---
My body feels so heavy and dull...
[14:29] ---
Maybe you ate too much.
[14:34] ---
I can't be overawed by this family.
[14:36] ---
I must move on to my next plan...
[14:40] ---
Um, everyone. I have a suggestion...
[14:44] ---
What's the matter, Sarge?
[14:45] ---
Gone. Gone. It's gone, sir!
SIGN Disappearance
[14:49] ---
The strawberry shortcake that
I was looking forward to eating is gone!
[14:55] ---
Oh, I get it. It must be Tamama's doing.
[14:59] ---
Come on, Mr. Sergeant,
I wouldn't do such a thing... oh?
[15:03] ---
My shortcake is gone, too!
[15:11] ---
Mr. Sergeant, could it be...
[15:13] ---
D-Do you suspect me?
[15:14] ---
What?
[15:15] ---
Mine is gone, too! It was just here.
[15:19] ---
Huh? Everyone else's is gone, as well.
[15:23] ---
You're right. How could this happen?
[15:25] ---
How come everyone is looking at me?
[15:28] ---
Oh, I see. The plan has
already started. Right, Paul?
[15:32] ---
Good job!
[15:35] ---
This must be caused by a ghost.
[15:38] ---
Huh?
[15:39] ---
And...
[15:42] ---
I resent...
[15:43] ---
Speaking of ghosts,
it's time to test our courage!
[15:45] ---
And I just happen to have
what we need to do a draw!
[15:48] ---
Let's draw to choose a partner!
Two each, of course.
[15:51] ---
Here!
[15:52] ---
O-Okay. It sounds like it'll be fun...
[15:56] ---
You have Number 13!
And, what do you know, so do I.
[16:00] ---
Let's do our best!
[16:02] ---
Oh... huh. Sure.
[16:07] ---
The route will be to the
middle of the island and back.
[16:11] ---
You'll find something
that looks like this there.
[16:15] ---
Please bring it back.
[16:17] ---
Wow, you're so prepared.
[16:19] ---
Of course. You don't know
how meticulous I was
[16:20] ---
when I planned this whole thing.
[16:22] ---
We'll be the first ones to go!
[16:24] ---
See you later, ma'am!
[16:26] ---
What a disgraceful ghost
for taking our cakes.
[16:30] ---
We must catch it and punish it!
[16:32] ---
We'll go next, ma'am!
[16:34] ---
Here we come!
[16:40] ---
So far so good.
I'm finally alone with Fuyuki-kun...
[16:44] ---
All I need now is for Paul
to come out
SIGN Eeek!
[16:45] ---
at the right moment
and scare us.
SIGN Stuck Together
[16:47] ---
I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN Greater Intimacy
[16:48] ---
You're safe, Nishizawa-san...
SIGN Closer Contact
[16:50] ---
Then, with a little bit of luck...
[16:52] ---
My first... kiss!
[16:56] ---
She has already had her first kiss.
[16:58] ---
Shall we start?
[17:00] ---
S-Sure.
[17:19] ---
I don't have time to
play around with you now!
[17:21] ---
Wait!
[17:22] ---
Are you feeling a little better, Natsumi?
[17:25] ---
Yeah... kind of.
[17:27] ---
Oh... Not again...
[17:31] ---
What on Earth is this?
[17:35] ---
I am resentful...
SIGN Whirrr...
[17:39] ---
Oops, I didn't mean to turn it on.
[17:41] ---
Wait for me!
[17:54] ---
Those are the eyes of an animal on the prowl.
[17:57] ---
What has stirred you up?
[18:02] ---
I'm prepared to lay down my life
for Momoka-sama!
[18:06] ---
I have something to protect,
even if I must sacrifice my life!
[18:12] ---
Me and you...
[18:14] ---
You and I...
[18:17] ---
We are not so different.
[18:26] ---
Lady Mom! Lady Natsumi!
What happened...
[18:34] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[18:36] ---
I knew they were just
typical wimpy Pekoponians.
[18:38] ---
Tamama, now is the time
to show our real courage!
[18:43] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[18:45] ---
Huh?
[18:46] ---
I apologize for suspecting you earlier...
[18:50] ---
I'm sorry, too. I acted childishly.
[18:54] ---
Look at those stars!
[18:57] ---
They're beautiful...
[18:59] ---
Being so far from home,
we only have each other to depend on.
[19:03] ---
We need to get along
and support each other.
[19:08] ---
Comrades... Home...
I want to return home...
[19:21] ---
I found the mark!
[19:23] ---
Great! This is where
we're supposed to turn around.
[19:27] ---
Now, let's hurry up and return.
[19:29] ---
All right.
[19:30] ---
Which way?
[19:30] ---
It's so quiet. I wouldn't be
surprised if a ghost appeared.
[19:36] ---
I think it's about time for Paul
to come out and scare us.
[19:40] ---
Oh? What's that?
[19:42] ---
Oh, no! Is it a ghost?
[19:43] ---
No, a zombie?
[19:45] ---
Fuyuki-kun, I'm scared!
[19:47] ---
It's okay, Nishizawa-san.
[19:49] ---
Yes! Fuyuki-kun feels so close to me.
[19:54] ---
I wish... this moment
could last forever...
[20:02] ---
We're the only ones here...
[20:06] ---
Plus the zombie.
SIGN A Strange Discovery
[20:07] ---
What?!
[20:08] ---
Why are you sticking around?
[20:12] ---
Paul?
[20:13] ---
Giroro?
[20:14] ---
Who are you?
[20:19] ---
I'm sorry! I was having trouble
taking it off...
[20:22] ---
Thank you for your help.
[20:24] ---
You're the ghost... at our home...
[20:29] ---
I'm so embarrassed
that a human helped me...
[20:34] ---
I want to disappear...
[20:37] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[20:39] ---
Momoka-sama!
SIGN Nishizawa Peach Group
[20:45] ---
We had so much fun! Yes, sir!
[20:46] ---
We sure did!
[20:49] ---
Thanks, Nishizawa-san.
I had a great time.
[20:52] ---
It was a little scary
by the end, though.
[20:55] ---
We had fun, too.
[20:57] ---
Yeah. Even though my shoulders
feel heavy.
[21:03] ---
I'm glad to hear that everyone
had a good time.
[21:07] ---
It was worth buying it.
[21:08] ---
Huh?
[21:09] ---
Buying...?
[21:10] ---
Buying what?
[21:11] ---
That island. I had the hotel built, too.
SIGN A bourgeois discovered!
[21:17] ---
Momoka's "Operation: Alone with Fuyuki-kun
during a thrilling tropical paradise tour" plan
[21:21] ---
ended with a little bit of success!
[21:22] ---
Total expense:
SIGN 5 billion yen!!
[21:24] ---
5 billion yen!!
[21:27] ---
The origins of a mysterious dead
creature found in the south seas
[21:30] ---
are still unknown. It's causing
controversy among the specialists.
[21:31] ---
Oh, it peeled off beautifully.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
I'm Mois.
[23:08] ---
I'm actually not coming on until next week.
[23:10] ---
Is this, like, an early entrance?
[23:12] ---
There's a planet that releases alien koi fish
[23:14] ---
into house ponds on Children's Day.
[23:16] ---
The children try to fight the koi fish,
[23:18] ---
but they actually get eaten by the fish...
[23:19] ---
Am I talking too much?
Or, like, over quota?
[23:22] ---
And so the next story is:
[23:23] ---
"Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
And...
[23:27] ---
"Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
Two stories!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E7 - Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir! / Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
The Prophet said,
[01:33] ---
"Century 10-72."
[01:36] ---
In the seventh month of 1999,
[01:39] ---
the Great Lord of Terror
will descend from the sky,
[01:42] ---
in order to resurrect
King Angolmois.
[01:45] ---
Wow, this is an inexplicable
and awesome prophecy.
[01:50] ---
Yeah. But it didn't come true, after all.
[01:54] ---
Five years have passed since then.
[02:01] ---
Oh?
[02:19] ---
Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir!
[02:24] ---
She fell from the roof?
[02:26] ---
That's right! She came rolling down!
[02:29] ---
Maybe she fell down from space!
[02:32] ---
Dummy.
[02:33] ---
She looks just like any other
high school girl hanging out in Shibuya.
[02:37] ---
You're right.
[02:40] ---
What a relief! You're awake now.
[02:42] ---
Are you okay now?
[02:43] ---
Huh? Where am I?
[02:46] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[02:48] ---
My color spray ran out, sir!
[02:53] ---
S-She saw me!
[02:55] ---
Oh, no!
[02:56] ---
Um... This is... Um...
[02:59] ---
Uncle Keroro!
[03:01] ---
Huh?
[03:03] ---
You know this stupid frog?
[03:04] ---
So that means... Are you an alien?!
[03:09] ---
H-How did you know?
[03:11] ---
I thought I'd flawlessly
disguised myself as a Pekoponian...
[03:14] ---
I was right!
[03:15] ---
Then I've left myself no choice...
[03:17] ---
Or, like, karmic justice? I am forced to...
SIGN You reap what you sow.
[03:20] ---
...disclose my identity!
[03:21] ---
Or, like, desperate measures?
SIGN Stripping Abandoning herself to despair
[03:29] ---
My name is Angol Mois.
As was promised 500 years ago,
[03:33] ---
I have come to destroy this Pekopon.
[03:35] ---
Oh! Look who's here!
You are Lady Mois from the Angol tribe.
[03:40] ---
You look so grown up now...
[03:42] ---
Long time no see, Uncle!
[03:44] ---
"Uncle"?
[03:45] ---
That's right! He used to play with me
often when I was young.
[03:50] ---
We Keronians have a long-standing
alliance with the Angol tribe.
[03:55] ---
S-Sis!
[03:56] ---
Huh?
[03:57] ---
This is amazing! Angolmois
is the Great Lord of Terror!
[04:01] ---
The prophecy was true, even though
it was five years off. How exciting!
[04:06] ---
I'm flattered.
Or, like, hero's welcome?
[04:09] ---
Of course!
Although you're late by five years.
[04:12] ---
Eh! Five years late?
SIGN 1999 July
SIGN 2999 July
SIGN 2099 July
SIGN 2009 July
SIGN 2004 July
SIGN 2004 May
[04:17] ---
Oh, my gosh!
SIGN Nap
[04:20] ---
I actually got here 500 years early,
so I took a nap in orbit!
SIGN Nap
[04:24] ---
And look what happened!
[04:25] ---
You were never an early riser,
Lady Mois, ma'am.
[04:29] ---
There is no time for this.
[04:31] ---
I shall start demolishing Pekopon!
[04:33] ---
Or, like, self-redemption!
[04:35] ---
What?!
[04:36] ---
Wow! This is great!
[04:38] ---
Angol tribe's Ultimate Esoteric Technique!!
SIGN Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN Armageddon
[04:41] ---
Armageddon!
[04:43] ---
Activate!
[04:44] ---
Huh?
[04:46] ---
What...? This can't be...!
[04:48] ---
It's gone!
[04:50] ---
I lost the Angol tribe's sacred treasure
that has been passed down for generations!
[04:52] ---
Oh, the Lucifer Spear?
[04:54] ---
Without it, I won't be able
to destroy Pekopon!
[04:57] ---
Could this be the sacred treasure
you're looking for?
[05:02] ---
Giroro...
[05:05] ---
Huh? An ordinary cell phone?
[05:07] ---
What? Where did you get that gadget?
[05:10] ---
That is my "Lucifer Spear" I dropped!
[05:13] ---
What?
[05:14] ---
I knew it!
[05:20] ---
My Lucifer Spear!
[05:21] ---
Hey! What are you trying to do?
[05:24] ---
I'm going to keep this!
[05:25] ---
What?!
[05:27] ---
How did Giroro get hold of the
"Lucifer Spear" in the first place?
[05:30] ---
Also, what is the reason behind
Corporal Giroro's tattered condition?
[05:33] ---
Start the VCR!
SIGN Giroro
[05:44] ---
Oh, that's what happened?
[05:46] ---
I had no idea.
[05:48] ---
Please give it back to me!
Without it, I won't be able to...
[05:51] ---
I will use this
to threaten the Pekoponians!
[05:58] ---
What?!
[06:01] ---
Natsumi?
[06:01] ---
I won't let you keep
such a dangerous thing!
[06:04] ---
Please give it back!
[06:10] ---
It's mine.
[06:15] ---
Uncle!
[06:19] ---
Run, Keroro! Take that and escape!
[06:22] ---
That weapon will be our trump card!
[06:25] ---
Oh, I see!
[06:26] ---
Uncle!
[06:27] ---
Huh?
[06:28] ---
I'll be in trouble without it!
[06:31] ---
Here...
[06:32] ---
You! Stupid frog!
[06:34] ---
You'll go without dinner if you
don't hand that thing over to me!
[06:37] ---
No dinner?
[06:38] ---
Hurry! I don't know how much longer
I can keep them still.
[06:42] ---
U-Uncle...!
[06:44] ---
Just give it to me, now!
SIGN Uncle
Stupid Frog
Keroro
[06:46] ---
Uncle!
[06:47] ---
I'll never feed you again
if you don't give it back!
[06:47] ---
What are you doing? Just take off!
SIGN Emotional Conflict
[06:51] ---
What should I do?!
[06:54] ---
Cool! They're fighting over
the Earth's fate.
[06:57] ---
And it's happening in my yard!
[06:59] ---
I'm downright torn between
love and duty! I'm... I'm...
SIGN Conquest
SIGN Incoming call
[07:08] ---
Gero?
[07:09] ---
Um, hello?
Oh, Lady Mois's honorable father?
[07:13] ---
It has been a long time since I saw you.
[07:14] ---
Huh? Lady Mois? Yes, she is right here!
[07:18] ---
Lady Mois, it's your honorable father.
[07:20] ---
Oh, thank you.
[07:22] ---
Hello, Father.
[07:24] ---
Yes. There has been a delay,
but I'll begin now!
[07:28] ---
What?!
[07:28] ---
How could you...?!
[07:35] ---
Command Input!
[07:38] ---
Change!
[07:40] ---
Lucifer Spear!
[07:48] ---
Now, this time is the real thing!
SIGN Genuine
[07:50] ---
Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN Armageddon
[07:53] ---
Armageddon! Activate!
SIGN Hinata residence Earth's Crust Mantle
SIGN Lithosphere Asthenosphere
SIGN Outer Core Inner Core
[08:04] ---
It's five years late,
but the prophecy was true!
[08:06] ---
What are we going to do?
[08:08] ---
Armageddon has started!
[08:10] ---
You fool!
[08:17] ---
Hey... Can you please stop that?
[08:20] ---
I'm not tired. It'll be done shortly.
[08:24] ---
No, I don't want you to finish it!
[08:26] ---
China!
[08:26] ---
India!
[08:27] ---
And the Galapagos Islands!
[08:31] ---
You idiot!
[08:32] ---
What are you going to do about this?
[08:33] ---
This planet is coming to an end
because of you!
[08:37] ---
It's over! It's over!
And it's your fault! It's all your fault!
[08:44] ---
Now that it's come to this,
[08:45] ---
the only thing I can do is to
destroy the Earth completely.
[08:48] ---
Lady Mois! Go for it all the way!
[08:51] ---
What?
[08:52] ---
Okay, Uncle. I'll do my best.
[08:55] ---
Or, like, one-girl army?
[08:58] ---
You dumbo! So you persist
all the more stubbornly?!
[09:00] ---
I'm going to conquer Pekopon
once it's ruined.
[09:08] ---
Don't you get it?!
[09:08] ---
There's not going to be an Earth to conquer!!
SIGN 1 Minute Left to Earth's Destruction
[09:13] ---
One minute to Earth's destruction.
[09:16] ---
Fuyuki! Why are you so relaxed?
[09:19] ---
Oh, yeah.
[09:21] ---
Sarge, if Earth is destroyed,
[09:24] ---
you won't be able to buy
any more Gundam models.
[09:33] ---
Lady Mois! Stop! Stop!
[09:35] ---
We need to postpone our
Earth destruction mission!
[09:37] ---
What?
[09:38] ---
There has been a change in the circumstances!
[09:40] ---
Now is a reeeeally bad time
to destroy Pekopon!
[09:42] ---
B-But... My father told me to...
[09:45] ---
Lady Mois!
[09:46] ---
I'll personally explain the situation
to your honorable father!
[09:53] ---
Okay!
SIGN 4 Seconds Left to Earth's Destruction
SIGN 3 Seconds Left to Earth's Destruction
[09:56] ---
Evasion of Armageddon!
[09:59] ---
Wow, that was a close one.
[10:02] ---
Keroro, how dare you!
[10:04] ---
You kept changing your mind!
[10:06] ---
That is not the action of a man!
[10:08] ---
Grit your teeth! I will correct you!!
SIGN So this is youth
[10:12] ---
Hey, I haven't even hit you yet!
[10:16] ---
What do you think you're doing to Uncle?
SIGN What are you doing to Uncle? I won't forgive you!
SIGN Ten-millionth Armageddon!
[10:19] ---
Armageddon! One ten-millionth!
[10:25] ---
What?!
SIGN Hinata
[10:33] ---
Man... I can't believe
we made it through that.
[10:38] ---
You know, there's more
to that prophecy.
[10:41] ---
Huh?
[10:42] ---
During the month of July, 1999,
SIGN 1999
[10:47] ---
the Great Lord of Terror
will descend from the sky
[10:50] ---
in order to resurrect
King Angolmois.
[10:53] ---
Around the same time, the Earth
will be saved by the war god Mars.
[11:00] ---
I've heard that "Mars"
could refer to an army.
[11:07] ---
Don't tell me...
[11:08] ---
Gero!
[11:11] ---
When our army takes over
Pekopon, I'll promise:
[11:13] ---
The dire prophecy struck the Hinata
family five years late... perhaps.
[11:15] ---
honest accounting, sound management,
threefold salary raises, laborers honored,
[11:19] ---
business prosperity,
the creation of the universe,
[11:22] ---
and the formation of the
Principality of Zeon!
[11:30] ---
The Prophet said:
[11:31] ---
"Century 10-72."
[11:33] ---
"In the seventh month of 1999,"
[11:37] ---
(despite it being a bit late in reality)
[11:39] ---
"the Great Lord of Terror
will descend from the sky."
[11:43] ---
It did happen. But...
[11:45] ---
Hang on! Takeshi-san...
[11:47] ---
Oh no... Takeshi-san...
SIGN Great
Lord of
Terror
[11:50] ---
The Great Lord of Terror has
made herself comfortable on Earth.
[11:59] ---
"Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!"
[12:05] ---
One last thing before you die...
[12:07] ---
The love of your life,
Masked Spark X, is dead!
[12:10] ---
No! That can't be true!
[12:11] ---
Oh no!
[12:13] ---
Gero gero!
[12:13] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[12:15] ---
Let's play together.
[12:19] ---
Nobuko-san!
[12:20] ---
Takeshi-san!
[12:21] ---
You! How did you find our hideout?
[12:23] ---
Anything is possible with the power of love!
[12:26] ---
Observe what love can do.
[12:28] ---
Spark Transformation!
[12:30] ---
The power of love...
[12:31] ---
Boy, this type of show always goes by
the book, but they're addictive anyway.
[12:37] ---
Are you all right?
[12:39] ---
Takeshi-san...
SIGN Emotionally touched
[12:42] ---
How romantic...
[12:45] ---
I wish I could star in a touching
love story with my dear Sergeant.
[12:51] ---
M-Mr. Sergeant!
[12:53] ---
Who is that woman?
[12:56] ---
Oh, Mois-chan is visiting again.
[12:58] ---
She comes every single day.
How determined.
[13:00] ---
What?! Every day?
Even I haven't seen him in three days!
SIGN Days I met with Mr. Sergeant
[13:07] ---
That girl...!
[13:10] ---
Unforgivable.
[13:13] ---
Oops. It's time for my yard-cleaning duties.
[13:16] ---
Oh, I'll do them for you.
[13:17] ---
Or, like, tidy and clean?
[13:22] ---
I want to help Uncle as much as I can.
[13:26] ---
However, you are not suitable
for him the way you are now!
[13:29] ---
Who is it?
[13:35] ---
Who are you?
[13:36] ---
Do you want to become a
compatible partner for that frog sergeant?
[13:41] ---
Yes! I would actually
love to be his girlfriend!
[13:44] ---
Oh, what am I saying?
[13:46] ---
Or, like, empty promise?
[13:49] ---
She's got some nerve...
[13:51] ---
But then, since I'm wearing the latest
Type-100 Pekoponian suit,
[13:55] ---
she doesn't seem to know
who I am.
[13:56] ---
All right, then!
[13:58] ---
In order to become a
suitable partner for him,
[14:00] ---
are you willing to take on
my intensive training?
[14:02] ---
Yes! I'll do anything for Uncle!
[14:06] ---
Or, like, supreme effort?
[14:08] ---
What a dazzling smile!
[14:11] ---
It makes me feel like I'm insignificant.
[14:15] ---
Um... Is there something wrong?
[14:18] ---
Very well!
[14:27] ---
W-Where are we going?
[14:29] ---
Where do you think?
[14:30] ---
Some place where we will not be disturbed.
[14:31] ---
There, we will fully begin
our intensive training!
[14:35] ---
I'll make her leave Pekopon,
[14:37] ---
crying all the way home
after pointless and boring training.
[14:40] ---
Lady Mois!
[14:42] ---
Gero?
[14:42] ---
Huh? Gero?
SIGN No Entry
[14:51] ---
Um...
[14:53] ---
Is this really the right place?
[14:54] ---
Salute!
[14:55] ---
The training has already started!
[14:58] ---
And when you talk to me, add "sir."
[15:00] ---
Sir...?
[15:01] ---
Say, "Sir! Yes, sir!"
[15:03] ---
S-Sir! Yes, sir!
[15:04] ---
First, in order to gain a proper
and beautiful sense of balance,
[15:08] ---
you are going to do
leap-frogging on a balance beam.
[15:11] ---
Transform! Leap-frogging mode!
[15:18] ---
W-Wow!
[15:19] ---
What's wrong?
[15:21] ---
Don't you want to master
a proper and beautiful posture?
[15:24] ---
Th-That's right!
[15:26] ---
To become an appropriate partner
for Uncle, I need to...
[15:32] ---
I can't just give up!
[15:35] ---
Louder!
[15:36] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
[15:37] ---
Moving on to the next!
[15:39] ---
This is to beautify your writing skills!
SIGN Tree frog
[15:41] ---
Tree frog, black-spotted frog,
horned frog and bullfrog!
SIGN Black-spotted frog
SIGN Horned frog
SIGN Bullfrog
[15:44] ---
You'll write these words
1,000 times each!
[15:46] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
SIGN Free dog
[15:48] ---
Free dog, black-blotted dog,
corn dog and bulldog...
SIGN Black-blotted dog
SIGN Corn dog
SIGN Bulldog
[15:51] ---
WRONG!
[15:52] ---
This is how you write them!
SIGN Frog
SIGN Black-spotted
SIGN Horned
[15:55] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
SIGN Tree frog
[15:57] ---
Tree frog, black-spotted frog,
horned frog and bullfrog!
SIGN Black-spotted frog
SIGN Horned frog
SIGN Bullfrog
[16:01] ---
The next task is to
improve your speaking skills.
[16:03] ---
Tongue twisters 800 times!
[16:06] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:08] ---
Peter Piper picked a peck of
pickled peppers...
[16:10] ---
Louder!
[16:11] ---
Peter Piper picked a peck of...
[16:14] ---
Faster!
[16:15] ---
Peter Piper picked a peck of
pickled peppers...
[16:19] ---
Push your limits!
[16:19] ---
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked!
[16:23] ---
Next! Kneel on your knees for
one hour on top of that frog statue!
[16:27] ---
But... why on a statue?
[16:29] ---
No particular reason!
[16:31] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:35] ---
Watch how I do, Uncle... I'm
determined to make it through this!
[16:42] ---
How could she meekly
accept this meaningless training?
[16:46] ---
All right!
[16:48] ---
In order to make you a strong
and suitable woman for him,
[16:51] ---
I will now teach you
the Keron defensive tactics!
[16:54] ---
R-Right!
[16:55] ---
Listen where you are!
[16:56] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:58] ---
The basics in self-defense are bare hands.
[16:59] ---
Throw away all your weapons!
[17:02] ---
I don't really have any...
[17:04] ---
Military search!
SIGN Hazardous
[17:12] ---
Hazardous material detected!
[17:16] ---
You usually cannot use cell phones
in most emergency situations.
[17:20] ---
So, let me keep this for now.
[17:24] ---
No objections, right?
[17:25] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
[17:27] ---
I had obtained the information
[17:28] ---
that this cell phone is
actually a weapon of destruction.
[17:32] ---
Without this device, she's
just a wimpy high school girl.
[17:35] ---
Very well! Bring it on!
[17:38] ---
R-Right! Yes!
[17:43] ---
What's wrong?
[17:45] ---
I'm sorry. My legs became numb...
[17:48] ---
I see!
[17:53] ---
W-Why do you have so many hands?
[17:56] ---
Well... this is why!
[18:01] ---
Isn't it unbearable to have your legs slapped
[18:03] ---
when your feet are numb?
[18:10] ---
Maybe this is the true test from God!
[18:14] ---
Yes, sir! I'll become a
lovely and proper lady
[18:16] ---
who will not be affected by
limbs falling asleep!
[18:19] ---
Or, like, earnest passion?
[18:22] ---
I want to learn your defensive tactics!
[18:25] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
[18:26] ---
What?!
[18:31] ---
She's so dazzling!
[18:34] ---
So am I just a tiny pathetic paranoiac
consumed by jealousy and grudges?!
SIGN Snap
[18:42] ---
How dare you!
[18:44] ---
I'm not letting go of Mr. Sergeant!
[18:51] ---
Lady Mois!
[18:55] ---
Uncle!
[18:56] ---
Mr. Sergeant?!
[18:56] ---
I saw you flying into the air,
so I rushed after you.
[19:01] ---
Uncle...
SIGN Moved
SIGN Emotionally touched
[19:05] ---
It's time for our snack,
Lady Mois! Let's go home.
[19:09] ---
Ah! But I still need more training...
[19:12] ---
Training?
[19:15] ---
Huh? This suspicious-looking man...
[19:18] ---
Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
[19:20] ---
Sergeant, does that girl mean so much to you?
[19:25] ---
Hey, you! Let me talk to you for a minute!
[19:28] ---
You fool!
[19:31] ---
Gero gero! That's not what I...
[19:33] ---
Uncle!
[19:41] ---
Gero gero...
[19:46] ---
Uncle...
[19:48] ---
You hurt Uncle, didn't you?
[19:52] ---
Command Input!
[19:55] ---
Change!
[19:57] ---
Lucifer Spear!
[20:05] ---
I don't care who you are! I will not
allow anyone to hurt Uncle!
[20:10] ---
Angol tribe's Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN Armageddon
[20:13] ---
Armageddon! One millionth!
SIGN Mois
[20:35] ---
Uncle! Are you all right, Uncle?
[20:38] ---
Th-This is nothing...
You don't need to worry...
[20:44] ---
I want to thank you, Uncle...
[20:46] ---
You came to rescue me,
just like the hero on TV.
[20:51] ---
There was an explosion at an old
factory site earlier today in Tokyo.
[20:56] ---
What a frightening incident...
[20:56] ---
We do not have all the details.
[20:58] ---
Wow, it looks like a crater.
[20:58] ---
However, toxic chemical products
might have caused the flames...
[21:00] ---
Good thing there were no people around.
[21:03] ---
Oh, Uncle. You have some cream
on the side of your mouth.
[21:06] ---
Oh. Thank you, ma'am.
[21:10] ---
Just wait and see, Uncle.
[21:13] ---
I promise I'll become a
proper and lovely match for you.
[21:21] ---
This sure is a delicious
strawberry shortcake.
[21:24] ---
Oh, Lady Mois. I'm afraid I got
some cream on me again.
[21:24] ---
Mr. Sergeant... it seems I am only...
[21:27] ---
All right, Uncle...
[21:29] ---
Yes. He is simply a sad
and miserable soul.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
It's me, Momoka. I've recently started
to see a pair of cute cats.
[23:11] ---
The other day, I saw them
cleaning each other.
[23:13] ---
They have a similar fur pattern,
so they make a good match.
[23:15] ---
They're always walking together...
[23:16] ---
I want to be a couple with someone, too!
[23:18] ---
Stop being so affectionate! Oh...
[23:20] ---
Enough of that already.
[23:21] ---
Our next story is our first step
in the invasion of the Earth.
[23:23] ---
After all this time...
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: Invasion Status
is Never Better, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Building a Base
for Dummies, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
These two stories!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E8 - Keroro: Invasion Status is Never Better, Sir! / Keroro: Building a Base for Dummies, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
On the surface,
this town may look peaceful,
[01:34] ---
but there may be invaders
from outer space hiding somewhere,
[01:40] ---
breathing quietly, without a word.
[01:48] [SONG] ---
I am Keroro... a sergeant I am!
[01:54] ---
Yay, yay... That was great!
[01:54] ---
Wonderful, Uncle!
[02:00] ---
I must say, that was a
superb performance, sir!
[02:02] ---
Both the lyrics and music
sound modest and discreet.
[02:06] ---
Really? Actually, I have
an idea for another song, too.
[02:10] ---
Maybe I should write my own song!
[02:12] ---
How about writing a song to sing in duet?
[02:14] ---
Wow, fabulous idea!
[02:16] ---
Although the Pekopon invasion
seems to be on hiatus,
[02:19] ---
I think I can look forward
to many new songs of yours.
[02:24] ---
That's right, we have an
invasion to carry out.
[02:26] ---
Why are we writing songs
in the first place?
[02:29] ---
Atten-hut!
[02:30] ---
Yes, sir!
[02:31] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
what is our objective?
[02:34] ---
The invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[02:35] ---
The destruction of Pekopon!
[02:38] ---
What's wrong with me?
[02:41] ---
My burning passion as a soldier
was about to be quenched.
[02:50] ---
Oh, darn...
[02:52] ---
Some great lines just popped into my head...
[02:56] ---
Why don't we finish this song
before we resume our operation?
[02:59] ---
Okay!
[03:01] ---
Not okay.
[03:05] ---
Keroro: Invasion Status
is Never Better, Sir!
[03:10] ---
Goodbye!
[03:12] ---
Have a nice day, ma'am!
SIGN Doing some serious cleaning.
[03:16] ---
You know, lately... your seriousness
doesn't sound very sincere.
[03:21] ---
What are you saying, Lady Natsumi?
SIGN Yikes
[03:23] ---
I have no underhanded schemes...
[03:27] ---
Well, I believe you for now,
[03:29] ---
but if you do anything funny,
you'll be sorry.
[03:30] ---
Yes. Yes. Yes, of course.
[03:36] ---
You Pekoponians are so naïve.
[03:39] ---
Hey, Sarge!
[03:40] ---
Yeees?!
[03:41] ---
Did Natsumi leave?
[03:43] ---
She said she was going to see
a movie with a classmate, sir.
[03:47] ---
You should go out too, Master Fuyuki!
[03:49] ---
Nah, I'm okay. It's no fun
going out alone, anyway.
[03:52] ---
The town...
[03:54] ---
...is full of wondrous things!
[03:56] ---
If you stay cooped up at home,
[03:58] ---
nothing good will happen, sir!
[04:00] ---
But if you go into town,
[04:01] ---
you may encounter wonderful people.
[04:04] ---
I... I guess so...
[04:06] ---
Well, I'll see you later.
[04:08] ---
Have a nice day!
[04:13] ---
This is too easy.
Those foolish Pekoponians.
[04:17] ---
Now... we will use this opportunity
to carry out the final phase
[04:21] ---
of the first step in the
Pekopon invasion plan.
[04:31] ---
Sorry to have kept you waiting, men!
[04:33] ---
We have been waiting.
[04:36] ---
So, you're finally ready to act?
[04:38] ---
Huh? Where is Lady Mois?
[04:40] ---
Yes? Here I am!
[04:43] ---
Angol Mois has now descended!
[04:49] ---
Uncle! You're cold and dead...!
SIGN Snap
[04:53] ---
I want to play with Mr. Sergeant, too!
[05:00] ---
Idiots!
[05:06] ---
No need to worry, men.
[05:09] ---
I won't die before I see the
successful end to our mission!
[05:15] ---
Ohh...
[05:17] ---
That was nothing!
[05:19] ---
Keroro seems determined, for once.
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogiro...
SIGN Resonance x 3
[05:28] ---
Resonance times three.
[05:31] ---
The voice of three men resonating
across their battleground!
[05:34] ---
Mois seems to want to join in...
well, maybe not.
[05:40] ---
What an unexpected surprise
to meet up with you here.
[05:44] ---
Yes, it is!
[05:45] ---
It was worth watching his every move 24-7!
[05:49] ---
Huh?
[05:51] ---
Oh, it's nothing...
[05:53] ---
What were you doing here,
Nishizawa-san?
[05:55] ---
Hiding until... I mean... I, uh...
[05:58] ---
Miss Momoka has locked on to her target.
[06:02] ---
They've stopped in front of a bench.
They're sitting down.
[06:06] ---
Good luck, Miss Momoka.
[06:10] ---
What? Tamama's been
coming to my house every day?
[06:14] ---
Yes. And he usually only
comes home at night.
[06:18] ---
Then he sleeps with a
self-satisfied look on his face.
[06:23] ---
He left early this morning,
saying he was going to see Mr. Sergeant.
[06:28] ---
What...?
[06:29] ---
Is there a reason?
[06:30] ---
I wonder what Sarge and the
others are up to, meeting in secret.
[06:34] ---
It kind of bothers me.
[06:36] ---
Never mind that.
What shall we do today?
[06:40] ---
W-We could go
to a movie or something...
[06:41] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[06:42] ---
Yes?
[06:43] ---
I...
[06:44] ---
Yes?
[06:45] ---
I have to go home.
[06:46] ---
Oh, yes...!
SIGN What?!
[06:49] ---
Home?!
SIGN It can't be!
[06:50] ---
Well...
SIGN You're serious?
[06:51] ---
A-All right...
SIGN No way!
[06:52] ---
I... I can't...
[06:54] ---
...let him escape!
[06:56] ---
Fuyuki-kun...!
[06:58] ---
Huh? Nishizawa-san?
[06:59] ---
I'll go with you. I'm Tama-chan's
guardian, after all.
[07:04] ---
Okay.
[07:06] ---
Right on!
[07:11] ---
I'm home, Sarge!
[07:13] ---
Huh...?
[07:15] ---
Tama-chan... You're here, aren't you?
[07:18] ---
Corporal! Hey, Corporal!
[07:20] ---
It looks like... no one's here.
[07:23] ---
It can't be...
[07:25] ---
The only place left is
the basement, Sarge's room.
[07:30] ---
Sarge! It's me... Fuyuki!
[07:33] ---
Aren't you here?
[07:35] ---
I'm coming in!
[07:40] ---
No one's here.
I wonder what's happened.
[07:47] ---
All right, please begin.
[07:49] ---
Okay.
[07:50] ---
Hurray! I can't wait!
[07:52] ---
The main power... is switched on!
[08:08] ---
Ohh...
[08:10] ---
It's finally complete, men!
Our advanced base!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Advanced Base Central Command
[08:15] ---
Using this base as our key point,
[08:17] ---
we will quickly advance
our invasion of Pekopon.
[08:21] ---
I guess you really
were serious about it this time.
[08:23] ---
I am always serious, Corporal Giroro.
[08:27] ---
Now, men! Please work on
finishing up the details.
[08:32] ---
I can't find anything out of the ordinary.
[08:34] ---
Yeah.
[08:37] ---
Perhaps... Fuyuki-kun and I are
the only ones in this house?
[08:42] ---
Awesome development.
I really like it!
[08:45] ---
I really hate this.
[08:47] ---
I worked so hard to build this
clammy room for Mr. Sergeant.
[08:51] ---
Why do I have to work
with this female to finish it?
SIGN Do Not Touch DANGER
[08:57] ---
Take this.
[09:00] ---
Hey, you! That nozzle is most
important to this clammy room.
[09:04] ---
I wish you wouldn't treat it so roughly.
[09:06] ---
I'm sorry...
[09:08] ---
This clammy room is brimming
[09:10] ---
with your kind feelings
toward Uncle, isn't it?
[09:14] ---
I will put my heart and soul
into cleaning it!
[09:18] ---
Oh no! She is shining so brightly!
[09:21] ---
I have great respect for you, Tama.
[09:25] ---
I am such a small-minded, sorry person...
[09:28] ---
Once again, Tamama is the loser!
SIGN The Loser
[09:34] ---
So...? What in the world is this room for?
[09:37] ---
Can't you tell?
[09:40] ---
It's a display room
just for Gundam models!
[09:43] ---
In order to recreate
a space battle scene,
[09:46] ---
a large area like this is necessary!
[09:49] ---
Eventually, I'm going to faithfully
recreate the battle at A Baoa Qu.
[09:57] ---
Huh?
[09:57] ---
What was that?
The house shook, didn't it?
[10:00] ---
Yes...
[10:01] ---
But it didn't feel like an earthquake.
[10:17] ---
What? Intruder alert?!
[10:19] ---
Who in the world is it?
[10:21] ---
Trouble, sir! Due to the explosion,
[10:23] ---
the humidifiers in the
clammy room won't stop!
[10:27] ---
I'm sopping wet!
[10:28] ---
Or, like, very messy?
[10:30] ---
C-Could it be?
[10:31] ---
Maybe the dampness has
drawn that thing in again?
[10:35] ---
A Nyororo?
[10:36] ---
A Nyororo?!
[10:38] ---
What was that, again...?
[10:39] ---
Nyororo are space beings who love
moisture-filled Keronians.
[10:44] ---
You could say
they are our natural enemy.
[10:46] ---
Is that right?
[10:50] ---
Could it be that a Nyororo
has invaded their secret base?
[10:53] ---
Personally I doubt it, but anyway...
[10:55] ---
What will be the fate of
Fuyuki and Momoka,
[10:57] ---
who have been sucked into
this mysterious dimension?!
[11:09] ---
Keroro: Building a Base
for Dummies, Sir!
[11:14] ---
Finally, Keroro and his men have
the secret base they've yearned for.
[11:18] ---
But suddenly, something has
broken their security!
[11:20] ---
Just what is the identity
of that intruder?
[11:24] ---
Huh...?
[11:25] ---
Whoops, the cat's out of the bag.
[11:27] ---
Well, everyone knew anyway,
so no worries, right?
[11:32] ---
Where are we?
[11:34] ---
Do you think we can find a way out?
[11:36] ---
I don't know...
[11:43] ---
It might be difficult.
[11:45] ---
Look at this door. It might not
even be made of Earth metal.
[11:50] ---
Even if it is, the compound
might not be known to humans.
[11:54] ---
Oh...
[11:55] ---
Oh!
[11:59] ---
Oh, easier than I thought.
[12:03] ---
Oh!
SIGN Stupid Stupid Stupid...
[12:03] ---
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[12:05] ---
Fuyuki-kun was delivering
some awesome analysis,
[12:07] ---
and I completely ruined the moment!
[12:09] ---
Wait a sec... if we continue on,
we might get lost and be all alone!
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump...
[12:15] ---
If we get lost, soon... the fragile Momoka
will end up in his arms!
[12:21] ---
My first kiss...!!
[12:24] ---
Nishizawa-san... let's go.
[12:26] ---
All right!
[12:27] ---
Look, you've had
your first kiss already...
[12:31] ---
The two intruders have begun moving.
[12:34] ---
They're moving this way...
[12:36] ---
Are they Nyororo, after all?
[12:39] ---
Put the surveillance camera's
visual to the main monitor.
[12:41] ---
Yes, sir.
SIGN One moment, please.
SIGN Camera hasn't been set up.
[12:44] ---
Camera hasn't been set up.
Camera hasn't been set up...
[12:47] ---
Gero!
[12:49] ---
What a predicament!
SIGN I am so sad!
[12:50] ---
Who was supposed to set up the cameras?
[12:53] ---
Gero!
[12:54] ---
You dumbo! If you had time
to build a Gundam display room,
[12:57] ---
you should have set up the cameras!
[12:58] ---
Well, who would've thought
we'd have intruders so soon, huh...?
[13:04] ---
You are unbelievable.
[13:06] ---
The intruders have
entered the large Central Hall.
[13:09] ---
What?!
[13:10] ---
They do seem to be headed this way.
[13:12] ---
Ummm, we are in deep trouble.
[13:14] ---
That's right...
[13:15] ---
The Nyororo tend to attack
those they've attacked before.
[13:20] ---
That means...
[13:21] ---
Gero!
[13:23] ---
A Nyororo... Just thinking
about it makes me feel...
SIGN Dried up
[13:28] ---
What the...?!
[13:29] ---
Don't panic, you fool!
[13:30] ---
You can say that because you've
never been attacked by a Nyororo!
[13:35] ---
The intruders have
gotten through the central gate!
SIGN Dried up
[13:39] ---
Again?!
[13:39] ---
Stop beef-jerkying yourself every time!
[13:41] ---
You call yourself a soldier?!
[13:44] ---
I'm finished...
[13:46] ---
There's nothing to worry about,
Mr. Sergeant.
[13:49] ---
I thought this might happen,
so I positioned some guard robo-dogs.
[13:53] ---
Huh? Really?
[13:55] ---
The Nyororo will fall prey to
my guard robo-dogs in no time.
[14:02] ---
Good job, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
SIGN Welcome to our secret base. Command Center this way.
[14:06] ---
"Welcome to our secret base..."
[14:08] ---
It looks like Tama and the others
built this, doesn't it?
[14:11] ---
Yeah...
SIGN Command Center this way.
[14:13] ---
If we follow the arrows,
we won't get lost.
[14:15] ---
Er... yes...
[14:18] ---
Hmph! This means we
won't get lost and be all alone.
[14:23] ---
Huh?
[14:24] ---
I hear a sound...
[14:25] ---
Huh? W-What is it?
SIGN Space Guard robo-dog Andromedian Husky enters
[14:35] ---
Enter the Space Guard robo-dog,
Andromedian Husky!
[14:39] ---
W-What's that?!
SIGN Run!
[14:46] ---
What's that?
[14:51] ---
Huh?
[14:53] ---
Oh! Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN Full Power!
[14:56] ---
Full power!
[15:03] ---
Wha...?!
[15:04] ---
Uh...
[15:07] ---
Andromedian Husky... is lost.
[15:10] ---
The Space Guard robo-dog,
Andromedian Husky
[15:13] ---
has a power that does not
live up to its looks.
[15:16] ---
With its flashy explosive gimmick,
[15:17] ---
it's extremely popular among
kids who love to play heroes.
[15:24] ---
It's nothing to giggle about.
[15:26] ---
I have no choice. I'll face them.
[15:29] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[15:30] ---
This is bad! Mr. Sergeant's heart
will turn away from me.
[15:35] ---
Allow me to handle this situation.
[15:38] ---
Tama-chan, you're so cool!
[15:40] ---
Or, like, happy household?
[15:41] ---
I'm gonna prove I'm better than her.
[15:45] ---
I am on my way!
[15:47] ---
Looks like some kind of automatic
defense system is active, but...
[15:52] ---
But with your power,
we should be all right.
[15:56] ---
Oh no... Fuyuki-kun thinks of me
as a power-type character...
[16:07] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama is
about to encounter the enemy.
[16:10] ---
Gero!
[16:12] ---
Giro!
[16:14] ---
Tama!
[16:18] ---
I'm gonna smoke you!
SIGN Tamama Impact
[16:20] ---
Tamama Impact!
[16:21] ---
Huh? Tama-chan...
[16:23] ---
Oh! I c-can't stop now...
[16:35] ---
Battle underway! Defensive wall damaged!
[16:38] ---
They dodged the Tamama Impact?!
[16:41] ---
They're not the usual Nyororo...
[16:45] ---
What?!
[16:47] ---
Private Tamama and the enemy
are moving side-by-side.
[16:50] ---
What the...?!
[16:52] ---
Looks like it swallowed him.
[16:54] ---
P-Private Tamama...
[16:58] ---
I will put an end to this. Don't worry.
[17:01] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[17:03] ---
Protecting a leader...
is the duty of his men.
[17:07] ---
I... I'm counting on you!
[17:10] ---
Momocchi, it's awesome, isn't it?
[17:11] ---
We built this secret base ourselves.
[17:15] ---
Looks fantastic, Tama-chan.
[17:17] ---
I like that those signs make the base
easy to navigate for first-time visitors.
[17:21] ---
Oh!
[17:22] ---
Oh! Corporal Giroro!
[17:27] ---
Corporal Giroro is approaching the enemy.
[17:28] ---
I'm counting on you, Corporal Giroro!
[17:31] ---
Giroro-sama... Girororo-sama...
Girorororo-sama...!
[17:36] ---
They're together!
[17:36] ---
I can't believe it!
[17:38] ---
So, Corporal Giroro
has been swallowed up too...
SIGN Despair
[17:41] ---
I guess... this is the end!
[17:44] ---
Uncle... I'll go next!
Or, like, moral conduct?
SIGN Despair
[17:50] ---
You're going, Lady Mois?
[17:51] ---
Yes!
SIGN Hope
[18:02] ---
I shall protect you, Uncle.
[18:04] ---
Lady Mois, you look great!
I'm counting on you!
[18:07] ---
For cryin' out loud!
[18:09] ---
If we had surveillance cameras,
this wouldn't have happened.
[18:12] ---
It's all because of
Mr. Sergeant's laziness.
[18:15] ---
That's Sarge for you.
[18:17] ---
Huh?
[18:20] ---
Please, Lady Mois!
[18:24] ---
Hurray! Hurray! Lady Mois!
[18:28] ---
Fight! Fight! Lady Mois!
[18:32] ---
I'm so nervous!
[18:33] ---
Lady Mois, you must
beat the Nyororo to a pulp!
[18:40] ---
Not Lady Mois, too!
[18:42] ---
Gero!
[18:43] ---
What should I do?!
[18:45] ---
The Nyororo are coming!
The Nyororo are coming!
[18:49] ---
I have to calm down. The only
thing that will calm me down...
[18:55] ---
...is to make Gundam models.
[18:57] ---
But now I'm too calm!
SIGN How did he
finish it so
quickly?
[19:00] ---
I never thought the Nyororo
were actually you two...
[19:03] ---
Once he learns of this,
I'm sure Uncle will be happy.
[19:07] ---
But I am sad.
[19:10] ---
What do I do?
[19:12] ---
I'm the only one left. What can I do?
[19:19] ---
Please let me handle this.
[19:21] ---
Protecting a leader...
is the duty of his men.
[19:25] ---
I shall protect you, Uncle!
[19:30] ---
That's right...
[19:31] ---
There's only one thing that I can do.
[19:36] ---
In order to avenge the deaths
of my comrades...
[19:40] ---
...I shall do what I can do!
[19:45] ---
Sarge! It's me. Please open up.
[19:47] ---
Uncle!
[19:48] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[19:50] ---
He can't hear our voices in there.
[19:53] ---
Then, let me do it.
SIGN One-trillionth Armageddon!
[19:57] ---
One-trillionth Armageddon!
[20:09] ---
Sarge?
[20:11] ---
Huh?
[20:14] ---
I'm so sorry... The bar is closed, sirs...
[20:20] ---
Please leave, sirs...
[20:23] ---
Gero!
[20:24] ---
Y-You dumbo!
What were you doing?!
[20:29] ---
I... I was trying to get the Nyororo
to let down their guard...
[20:31] ---
By the way, where are the Nyororo?
[20:33] ---
You are disgraceful.
[20:34] ---
Go and get swallowed up
by Nyororo, will you?!
[20:37] ---
No, thanks. Once is quite enough.
[20:39] ---
You've gotta do it a few more times,
[20:41] ---
or that dumbo side of yours
won't be cured!
[20:43] ---
I'll get dried up!
[20:46] ---
Huh?
[20:47] ---
Is it another intruder?
[20:49] ---
It might really be the Nyororo this time.
[20:51] ---
Gero!
[20:52] ---
It's fast. Or, like, speeding bullet?
[20:55] ---
It will be here very soon.
[21:03] ---
There!
[21:05] ---
Sis!
[21:06] ---
Thank goodness!
It's only you, Lady Natsumi...
[21:13] ---
I told you you'd be sorry, didn't I...?
[21:16] ---
Gero!
[21:17] ---
Do you think you can build
something like this under our house
[21:19] ---
and get away with it?!
[21:21] ---
Gero!
[21:21] ---
She might be scarier than the Nyororo!!
[21:23] ---
What did you say?!
[21:26] ---
There may be a secret alien base
built under your house!
[21:31] ---
Please be very careful!
[21:33] ---
Gero!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Mom! Have you all been
eating a proper breakfast?
[23:10] ---
We tend to skip meals
on our holidays, don't we?
[23:14] ---
But I think it's better
to eat a solid breakfast.
[23:17] ---
Wake up early and
finish eating breakfast early,
[23:18] ---
so you have time to
enjoy watching anime.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that. In the next story,
a fourth comrade will appear.
[23:24] ---
"Natsumi: Where Love Blooms,
Kululu Looms, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
Two stories!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E9 - Natsumi: Where Love Blooms, Kululu Looms, Sir! / Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Natsumi: Where Love Blooms,
Kululu Looms, Sir!
[01:38] ---
That night...
[01:40] ---
The Keroro Platoon
Tactical Meeting was held
[01:42] ---
without any prior foreshadowing.
[01:45] ---
So far our Pekopon invasion
strategies have all failed.
[01:50] ---
Why in the world is that?
What is the Keroro Platoon lacking?
[01:55] ---
I cannot say this in front
of Mr. Sergeant, but...
[01:59] ---
I think we need a smarter leader!
[02:03] ---
I think Uncle needs more focus.
[02:07] ---
This is very harsh!
[02:09] ---
But don't you think your teamwork
is smoother because of him?
[02:13] ---
Not at all.
[02:16] ---
Perhaps he's not made to be a leader.
[02:18] ---
I think Uncle is doing his best...
[02:22] ---
Well, doing his best or not,
with no talent for it...
[02:24] ---
What are you doing?!
[02:26] ---
Gero!
SIGN Snap!
[02:29] ---
M-Mr. Sergeant?!
[02:31] ---
Uncle!
[02:32] ---
You are the best sergeant
among all sergeants!
[02:35] ---
If you have time to do
something so silly,
[02:37] ---
why don't you think up
some proper strategy?!
[02:42] ---
Uncle!
[02:43] ---
Hm...?
[02:46] ---
How dare you? Anyone who bullies
Uncle will be blown away!
[02:51] ---
Uncle will get hit by that, too!
SIGN One-trillionth Armageddon!
[02:53] ---
One-trillionth Armageddon!
[03:02] ---
See, he got hit.
[03:08] ---
I almost got caught in it, too.
[03:11] ---
Oh!
SIGN Oh!
[03:12] ---
U-Uncle...!
[03:15] ---
What I want to ask is,
"Is it really okay
[03:17] ---
if the members of the
Keroro Platoon remain the same?"
[03:22] ---
In other words, we should send back
the one hindering us, right?
[03:26] ---
I agree with that!
[03:27] ---
No. Lady Mois is an important comrade
[03:30] ---
who will support the
Keroro Platoon from behind.
[03:34] ---
You could say Mois is
an icon of the platoon.
[03:37] ---
Uncle! I'm humbled by your words...
Or, like, help from heaven?
[03:42] ---
What are you trying to say?
[03:44] ---
There's just one thing I want to say.
[03:48] ---
And that is...?
[03:49] ---
It should be obvious.
[03:51] ---
I want to build more Gundam models!
SIGN Gundam model fanatic
[03:56] ---
Uncle!
[03:57] ---
Oh!
SIGN Ten-trillionth Armageddon!
[03:58] ---
I'll go easy on you.
Ten-trillionth Armageddon!
[04:02] ---
They both get hit,
even if she goes easy on them.
[04:05] ---
I did not run fast enough!
[04:07] ---
Weren't we talking about our members?
[04:10] ---
Like I said... In order to make
some time for building Gundam models,
[04:14] ---
we should add a maid who'll
do the cleaning to our members.
[04:19] ---
You dumbo...!
[04:21] ---
Uh oh...
[04:27] ---
What we need now is a tactical advisor.
[04:30] ---
In other words, someone
who will be the brains of the team.
[04:32] ---
Oh... You mean him.
[04:35] ---
That's right.
[04:37] ---
We should have him
participate as our fourth man.
[04:40] ---
The Keroro Platoon
Tactical Communications Chief,
[04:43] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu.
[04:45] ---
Shall we make an attempt to find him?
[04:45] ---
Hurray!
[04:47] ---
How will we find him?
[04:49] ---
If you wanna find something,
you gotta do the legwork.
[04:52] ---
True, that is the most reliable way.
[04:55] ---
Then let us get started at once!
[04:58] ---
Huh?
[05:04] ---
Looks like bad things come in threes.
[05:09] ---
All right, let's begin our mission.
[05:11] ---
Search each blade of grass,
if you must, to find Kululu.
[05:14] ---
Roger that!
[05:14] ---
Roger!
[05:15] ---
Fan out!
[05:20] ---
After I went to the trouble
of preparing his breakfast...!
[05:22] ---
Sis, Sarge doesn't seem
to be in his room, either.
[05:26] ---
Just let him be.
He isn't a child, after all.
[05:31] ---
I wonder where he went.
Think he's all right?
[05:39] ---
Why do I have to worry
about that stupid frog?
[05:43] ---
Has something happened to your frog?
[05:46] ---
S-Saburo-senpai!
[05:48] ---
Saburo-senpai?
[05:49] ---
What's going on?
[05:50] ---
Don't tell me those two...
[05:51] ---
No way...
[05:52] ---
That delinquent doesn't
even come to school often.
[05:55] ---
Is he here to confess his love?
Or challenge her to a duel?
[05:59] ---
Why are you here?
[06:01] ---
'Cause I'm interested.
[06:04] ---
Say, can I come visit your home?
[06:07] ---
Th-That's rather out of the blue...!
[06:09] ---
Oh... So it'd be okay
if it isn't out of the blue?
[06:14] ---
In that case...
[06:18] ---
Oh...!
SIGN Wow!
[06:20] ---
If you feel like it, please e-mail me.
[06:23] ---
So long!
[06:25] ---
Saburo-senpai's e-mail address...
[06:28] ---
Natsumi, be very careful
when you choose a boyfriend.
[06:31] ---
Huh?
[06:32] ---
A delinquent isn't your type, Natsumi.
[06:34] ---
I-It's nothing like that... at all.
[06:37] ---
So it's true! He wants a duel?
[06:39] ---
What the heck?
[06:42] ---
Delicacy of Hakata, Spicy Cod Roe...
SIGN Delicacy of Hakata Spicy Cod Roe
[06:44] ---
From Niigata, bamboo-wrapped
sweet dumplings!
SIGN Delicacy of Niigata Bamboo-wrapped Dumplings
[06:46] ---
Okayama has Millet Dumplings!
SIGN Delicacy of Okayama Millet Dumplings
[06:48] ---
Nagano's famous Gohei Rice Cakes!
SIGN Delicacy of Nagano Gohei Rice Cakes
[06:51] ---
Fresh Yatsuhashi crêpe...
[06:51] ---
Fish cakes...
SIGN Delicacy of Osaka Octopus Balls
SIGN Delicacy of Kyoto Fresh Yatsuhashi Crêpe
SIGN Delicacy of Odawara Fish Cakes
SIGN Delicacy of Toyama Trout Sushi
[06:52] ---
Fermented soybeans...
SIGN Delicacy of Mito Fermented Soybeans
[06:53] ---
Octopus balls...
SIGN Delicacy of Nagoya Uirou Cakes
SIGN Delicacy of Hiroshima Maple Leaf Cakes
[06:54] ---
Trout Sushi...
SIGN Delicacy of Kagawa Sanuki Noodles
SIGN Delicacy of Nagasaki Castella Cakes
[06:55] ---
Uirou cakes...
SIGN Delicacy of Chiba Peanuts
[06:55] ---
Mapl...
SIGN Delicacy of Wakayama Pickled Kishuu Plums
[06:56] ---
What are these things for?
[06:58] ---
They must be from Sarge!
[07:00] ---
I know that, but...
[07:02] ---
I guess he's doing all right.
[07:03] ---
Anyway, Sis... you'd better be
careful about Saburo-senpai.
[07:08] ---
Huh?
[07:09] ---
Well, it's strange for him to
want to come here for no reason.
[07:12] ---
No reason?!
[07:13] ---
It's because he's interested... in... me...
[07:17] ---
Saburo is probably one of those people
[07:20] ---
who's behind many incidents in space,
[07:22] ---
and who eliminates aliens:
one of those Men in Black.
[07:26] ---
Huh?!
[07:26] ---
He may be after Sarge and the others.
SIGN Huh?
[07:29] ---
What?!
[07:29] ---
Oh, yeah. That stupid frog
and the others aren't here now.
[07:32] ---
It's the perfect time!
I'll call him over.
[07:34] ---
Huh?
[07:35] ---
Why don't we find out from him?
[07:37] ---
Sis!
[07:38] ---
Send...
[07:41] ---
Well... The beaches in Okinawa
are really beautiful.
SIGN Chinsukou Biscuits
[07:45] ---
Hokkaido was fine, too.
[07:46] ---
Hey! Why did you come home?!
[07:49] ---
Leave the house at once!
[07:51] ---
Bad timing, Sarge...
[07:52] ---
You might be a target
of the Men in Black.
SIGN Chinsukou Biscuits
[07:56] ---
If it gets out that we're
keeping things like these,
SIGN Something like this
[07:58] ---
what will he think of me?
[08:02] ---
No way!
[08:03] ---
Saburo-senpai says he's nearly here.
[08:07] ---
But how?
[08:08] ---
Sis, he must have followed you home!
[08:11] ---
What?!
[08:16] ---
A Man in Black...!
[08:18] ---
We'd better hide them first.
[08:20] ---
Sis!
[08:27] ---
Don't you dare come out!
[08:30] ---
Welcome back...!
SIGN Warning
[08:33] ---
Oh! There's an intruder
at the Hinata front door.
SIGN Intruder
[08:38] ---
I'll bring it up on the monitor.
[09:05] ---
He's here!
SIGN Entrance
[09:08] ---
Seems they're down below...
And the entrance is...
[09:13] ---
This should be about right.
[09:28] ---
What the...?
[09:41] ---
Bingo!
[09:42] ---
Please... don't kill them!
[09:44] ---
I still have many unfinished
Gundam models!
[09:48] ---
This is quite an impressive
secret base, isn't it?
[09:51] ---
What a cowardly thing for you to do...
[09:53] ---
Cowardly...?
[09:54] ---
That's right. After all... After all...!
[10:08] ---
That was close.
[10:09] ---
Back off!
[10:11] ---
Corporal Giroro!
SIGN Shizuoka Tea
[10:13] ---
Just back from Shizuoka!
SIGN Back from Shizuoka
[10:15] ---
There's only one person
who could pull this off.
[10:19] ---
Show yourself,
Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN New Character
[10:29] ---
Here comes a new character!
[10:33] ---
Oh...!
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
SIGN Tactical Communications Chief Sergeant Major Kululu
[10:37] ---
Tactical Communications Chief,
Sergeant Major Kululu.
[10:39] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[10:41] ---
Huh? He's one of you?
[10:43] ---
So Saburo-senpai isn't a Man in Black...
SIGN You lied to me.
[10:46] ---
...who's here to kill all the stupid frogs?
[10:50] ---
He gave me weird powers in exchange
for helping him find his friends.
[10:55] ---
I'm sorry if I misled you.
[10:57] ---
Oh... It's all right.
[10:59] ---
You should have contacted us...
[11:02] ---
I thought I would make a
grand entrance when you needed me.
[11:06] ---
Did you know that
we were looking for you?
[11:09] ---
Well, yeah...
[11:10] ---
You're as mean as usual, sir!
[11:13] ---
That's music to my ears.
[11:15] ---
Wha... What's with the vibes
between them?
[11:19] ---
Corporal Giroro!
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
SIGN Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro...
SIGN Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[11:26] ---
At last... Four members of the
Keroro Platoon have come together!
[11:29] ---
This will enable a great advancement
in the invasion of Earth!
[11:33] ---
Or will it?
That is a huge question mark.
[11:45] ---
Hinata Aki... This is the body
of a mature female Pekoponian?
[11:50] ---
She's just the right guinea pig
for testing my new weapon.
[12:01] ---
Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!
[12:06] ---
Tell me more! Tell me more!
What sort of kid is Kulu-chan?
[12:09] ---
He's an odd one, ma'am.
[12:12] ---
My! An odd one?
SIGN +10 Points
[12:14] ---
And his personality is warped.
SIGN +20 Points
[12:17] ---
Continue... continue...
[12:18] ---
But he is very intelligent,
so he is necessary to our unit, ma'am.
[12:23] ---
That's wonderful!
SIGN +30 Points
[12:24] ---
To put it bluntly, no one likes him.
SIGN A disliked man, really.
[12:27] ---
Hinata Aki!
SIGN Anticipation for a hit manga
[12:29] ---
Yes! Yes!
[12:30] ---
Her dynamite personality comes through
when it comes to a chance for manga ideas.
[12:34] ---
Thanks for breakfast!
[12:36] ---
Oh, you're going already?
[12:37] ---
I have a presentation to do in my club.
[12:41] ---
See you later!
[12:42] ---
I was asked to help the soccer team.
[12:44] ---
See you later!
[12:45] ---
Goodbye...
[12:46] ---
Goodbye! See you later, sir!
[12:48] ---
I finally managed to
take a day off today,
[12:51] ---
but kids are so busy these days.
[12:53] ---
You're absolutely right, ma'am.
[12:55] ---
School... that brings back memories...
SIGN Love
[12:59] ---
The bittersweet days of our youth!
[13:01] ---
School...
SIGN Sorrow
[13:02] ---
Hurry up, will you?
[13:04] ---
You Keronian soldiers have fallen
to the absolute lowest!
[13:06] ---
Marching on the verge of death,
training in the heavy woods.
[13:09] ---
Good morning!
SIGN Youth
[13:11] ---
My friends' cheerful
voices, voices, voices...
SIGN Suffering
[13:16] ---
You guys are softer than I expected.
[13:19] ---
My fellow trainees'
screams, screams, screams...
SIGN Shiver Shiver Shiver
[13:23] ---
I can't shoot. Please stop that noise!
SIGN Noooooo!
[13:26] ---
I wish I could go back.
[13:29] ---
That's easy enough.
[13:32] ---
Oh, my! You're Kulu-chan, aren't you?
SIGN Highly Anticipated Rookie
[13:35] ---
Your body really is yellow!
Nice to meet you!
[13:38] ---
Huh?
[13:39] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu! What are you...?
[13:41] ---
This is the "If we lived twice" Gun.
[13:44] ---
It can turn an adult back into a child.
[13:47] ---
Huh?! Really?
[13:49] ---
Sounds fishy. I'd like to see it, if it's true.
[13:55] ---
Then let's try it out.
SIGN Thrilling Thrilling Thrilling
[13:57] ---
Oh, this is so thrilling.
SIGN Papareho...!
[14:05] ---
Papareho papareho kulurunpa!
[14:14] ---
Oh!
[14:17] ---
My...
[14:17] ---
Lady Mom, you look like Master Fuyuki!
[14:19] ---
This is great!
[14:22] ---
Let me try it! Let me try it!
Let me try it, too!
[14:24] ---
Don't shoot at me, now.
[14:26] ---
'Kay!
[14:28] ---
Ohh...
[14:29] ---
The weight already
tells me something about it.
[14:35] ---
Giroro-kun!
[14:38] ---
Hm?
[14:41] ---
Resign yourself!
[14:42] ---
Papareho papareho kulurunpa!
[14:48] ---
Awesome!
[14:50] ---
And... what do I do to turn him back?
[14:53] ---
Turn this dial to
"Life isn't easy" mode
[14:55] ---
and shoot the target again
within three hours.
[14:58] ---
It's as you just heard, Lady Mom...
[15:00] ---
She's gone...?!
[15:03] ---
She's as explosive as dynamite.
[15:07] ---
Gero!
[15:08] ---
Master Fuyuki's extra uniform is gone!
[15:11] ---
Looks like she's gone to school...
in search of her bittersweet youth.
[15:15] ---
Th-This is bad!
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[15:18] ---
You'd better hurry. The time limit
is three hours, remember.
[15:23] ---
Gero!
[15:25] ---
I must save Lady Mom!
SIGN Occult Club
[15:30] ---
Nishizawa-san is late.
[15:34] ---
Huh? Sarge...?
[15:37] ---
There she is!
[15:39] ---
Sarge?!
[15:40] ---
Lady Mom!
[15:42] ---
I've found you!
[15:44] ---
Sarge! It's me, Fuyuki!
[15:46] ---
Gero?
[15:48] ---
Master Fuyuki...?
[15:51] ---
What in the world is going on?!
What's happened to Mom?
[15:56] ---
I see.
[15:57] ---
If you think there are now two
Master Fuyukis, there's no problem.
[16:01] ---
So tell me! What's happened to Mom?
[16:06] ---
How nostalgic! The smell of a school...
[16:11] ---
I overslept because I was having
sweet dreams about Fuyuki-kun!
[16:16] ---
Am I supposed to be happy,
or disappointed?
[16:19] ---
Oh, I'm sorry,
my mind was on something else.
[16:23] ---
Oh! Fuyuki-kun!
[16:24] ---
Oh! Momoka-chan!
[16:29] ---
Momoka...chan...
SIGN Momo-ka-chan
[16:32] ---
M-Moe...!
[16:34] ---
Fuyuki-kun called me
"Momoka-chan"...
[16:37] ---
Does he want me
to tell him my feelings?
[16:40] ---
What will you do, Momoka?!
[16:42] ---
M-Momoka-chan...
[16:44] ---
M-Momoka-chan?!
[16:47] ---
What should I do? I can't very well
tell her I'm not Fuyuki...
[16:53] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[16:57] ---
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun,
I've always, always l... lo...!
[17:10] ---
Breasts...?
[17:12] ---
No, th-this isn't what it seems,
Momoka-chan!
[17:15] ---
Th-They're bigger than mine...
[17:19] ---
Mom's got a dynamite body, you see.
[17:21] ---
I... I'm sorry...
[17:25] ---
I'll have to apologize to her later.
SIGN Watch out!
[17:27] ---
Watch out!
[17:28] ---
Huh?
[17:31] ---
Oh!
[17:31] ---
Huh?
[17:32] ---
Who's that?
[17:35] ---
Fu-Fuyuki...?
[17:44] ---
Oh!
[17:49] ---
It's mine!
[17:50] ---
No way!
[17:55] ---
S-Scary...
[17:59] ---
That was Natsumi's brother, right?
[18:01] ---
He's good.
[18:03] ---
Fuyuki...?
[18:04] ---
Sorry for butting in!
[18:05] ---
What was that?
[18:07] ---
If I get too carried away,
Fuyuki will run into problems.
[18:12] ---
The magnitude of troubles
is as explosive as dyamite, too.
[18:14] ---
If Mom doesn't return to normal,
[18:17] ---
we won't be able to get
any allowance, you know.
[18:19] ---
Gero!
[18:20] ---
Are you serious?!
[18:22] ---
Of course I am.
[18:23] ---
Oh... That's bad...
[18:25] ---
So hurry up and find her.
[18:27] ---
Roger!!
[18:27] ---
Turbo engine... full throttle!
[18:31] ---
Here I go!
[18:32] ---
Oh!
[18:34] ---
Lady Mom!
[18:35] ---
Hey, wait, Sarge!
[18:37] ---
Lady Mom! Where are you?!
[18:41] ---
Sarge!
[18:42] ---
Oh!
[18:43] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[18:44] ---
Please call me Momoka-chan
like you did a while ago.
[18:47] ---
Or even... Momoka... perhaps.
[18:49] ---
Huh?
[18:50] ---
I don't care if your
breasts are larger than mine.
[18:54] ---
M-My breasts...?
[18:56] ---
I will make them my goal.
[18:58] ---
No, you needn't do that...
[19:01] ---
Huh?
[19:03] ---
You mean you'll accept me just as I am?
[19:07] ---
Right on!
SIGN Decisively the Victor
[19:09] ---
I am decisively the victor!
[19:11] ---
A-Are you all right, Nishizawa-san?
[19:15] ---
I can't find Lady Mom anywhere!
[19:18] ---
Hello? This is Keroro.
[19:22] ---
What are you doing, Sarge?
[19:24] ---
Kero-chan! I'm at home.
[19:27] ---
Oh, my... That's great, ma'am!
[19:30] ---
It's too soon to be relieved.
[19:32] ---
Check how much time you have left.
[19:34] ---
Gero?
[19:34] ---
What? Only 30 seconds left?!
[19:37] ---
No! I will not give up, sir!
[19:40] ---
I'm counting on you, Sarge!
[19:41] ---
Sure thing!
[19:42] ---
Go, Keroro!
[19:44] ---
So that I can be sure to buy
more Gundam models next month!
[19:49] ---
What will you do
if he doesn't return?
[19:51] ---
I'll cross that bridge
when I come to it.
[19:53] ---
How brave of you!
[19:56] ---
She's got courage as explosive
as dynamite, too!
[19:59] ---
Lady Mom!
[20:00] ---
Huh?
[20:02] ---
Kero-chan!
[20:04] ---
Ah! Oh, no! It slipped out of my hand!
[20:08] ---
Goodbye... my... allowance...
[20:18] ---
Gero?
[20:18] ---
What?!
[20:26] ---
Oh, I'm back to normal.
[20:28] ---
In any case,
she's dynamite in all sorts of ways.
[20:33] ---
I guess it ended well.
[20:36] ---
You've got scary control...
[20:38] ---
Oh, no... I just happened
to hit it. Just by chance.
[20:41] ---
Hm... I seem to have
forgotten something...
[20:45] ---
Huh? What?
[20:47] ---
It's probably just my imagination.
[20:54] ---
I'm really very sorry.
[20:55] ---
I thought there was
something strange about it.
[20:58] ---
Really?
[20:59] ---
But a while ago you were furious,
saying "No! I got happy over nothing!"
[21:03] ---
Quit talkin' out of turn!
[21:05] ---
But aren't you lucky
you could return to normal?
[21:08] ---
Please don't forget my hand in this.
[21:10] ---
I can look forward to
my next allowance, I hope.
[21:14] ---
Hey...
[21:15] ---
Hm?
[21:17] ---
What's with this?
[21:19] ---
I... I forgot about him.
[21:22] ---
When will Kululu invent something
that will return him to normal?
[21:27] ---
This man's bittersweet youth
must continue until that day.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
This is Saburo!
Ever since Earth was born,
[23:10] ---
they say clouds have never
taken the same shape.
[23:13] ---
Thinking that I'm the only one
who's seeing the clouds above
[23:16] ---
in the long history of Earth,
it's a shame to turn away.
[23:20] ---
So I just stand there, gazing up.
[23:22] ---
More importantly,
[23:22] ---
the Keroro Platoon faces
our greatest crisis next time!
[23:26] ---
"Face-off! Decisive Battle
Over Molar-3, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
And of course, there'll be
lots of fan service, too.
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E10 - Face-off! Decisive Battle Over Molar-3, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
The Keroro Platoon,
which is scheming to invade the Earth,
[01:34] ---
just added a new member.
So now they are four.
[01:38] ---
The walking arsenal,
Corporal Giroro.
[01:41] ---
The permanent newbie,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[01:44] ---
The slightly mad inventor,
Sergeant Major Kululu.
[01:48] ---
And our leader, Sergeant Keroro.
[01:52] ---
Despite the growth of the unit size,
they're still unaware
[01:55] ---
of the insidious arm of an intruder,
stealthily approaching.
[02:01] ---
Face-off! Decisive Battle
Over Molar-3, Sir!
SIGN Micro-Alien Invader Super Dali Arrives!
[02:09] ---
And then...
that teacher was so persistent...
[02:13] ---
Really...? One of those
despicable teachers...
[02:17] ---
Right?
[02:19] ---
They may look harmonious,
[02:21] ---
but there's a wall too high
to climb between them.
[02:26] ---
If I'm not mistaken,
the strategy here is to
[02:28] ---
"have a friendly cup of tea
with the Pekoponians
[02:31] ---
and get them to let down
their guards," right?
[02:33] ---
Natchi is a tough opponent.
[02:35] ---
And so, I told her that to her face.
[02:41] ---
That looks good...
[02:43] ---
When you watch television,
make sure that the room is well-lit
[02:45] ---
and that you watch
from a distance, all right?
[02:49] ---
He said it's a top secret plan
that is quite dangerous, didn't he?
[02:53] ---
He's supposed to have spent
all of this month's invasion budget
[02:56] ---
on those snacks.
[02:57] ---
I want to take part, too...
[03:01] ---
That guy... Don't tell me all he
wanted was to eat those snacks!
[03:06] ---
Oh! So many snacks!
[03:08] ---
Yes. I'm always indebted to you,
[03:11] ---
so I thought it would be nice
to have tea together.
[03:13] ---
That's what you say, but I'll bet
you have an ulterior motive.
[03:16] ---
No! It's nothing like that.
[03:18] ---
S-She's sharp...
But the fact that this
[03:22] ---
is actually my "I want to eat
all the snacks that I can" plan
[03:27] ---
is a closely-guarded secret.
[03:28] ---
If it comes to light,
I might lose my status of...
[03:33] ---
What's the matter, Sarge?
[03:35] ---
I-It's nothing, sir!
[03:37] ---
W-What was that sensation? Maybe...
SIGN Touch
SIGN My tooth!
[03:50] ---
What's the matter, Sarge?
[03:52] ---
I-It is nothing...
[03:54] ---
But you look kinda green.
[03:56] ---
Th-This is how I always look.
SIGN Zing
SIGN Zang
SIGN Aaaa!
[04:04] ---
Sarge!
[04:05] ---
My...
[04:06] ---
My tooth is sore...
[04:08] ---
But if word of this gets out...!
SIGN Kerboom
[04:12] ---
Ow... ow... ow... ow...
[04:17] ---
Don't tell me... he...
[04:19] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[04:20] ---
Don't say it!
[04:21] ---
There's no other way.
[04:24] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[04:27] ---
Time to move out! Operation Standby!
[04:34] ---
W-What's going on?
[04:39] ---
Oh, no! They caught on!
[04:51] ---
Capture him!
[04:52] ---
Gero!
[04:58] ---
Target secured!
[04:59] ---
W-What's this all about?!
[05:03] ---
Your tooth hurts, doesn't it?
[05:04] ---
W-What are you talking about?
[05:08] ---
Hmph!
[05:09] ---
Drink this ice-cold water.
[05:13] ---
I'm on a diet...
[05:14] ---
Never mind, just drink!
[05:36] ---
I knew it.
[05:37] ---
What happened?
[05:39] ---
He has a decayed tooth.
[05:39] ---
A decayed tooth?
Even Keronians get cavities?
[05:43] ---
Is that all? Don't make such a
big deal over a mere cavity, will you?
[05:48] ---
"Mere," you say?!
[05:51] ---
Don't make light of tooth decay.
[05:53] ---
There are some invaders who
are as tiny as germs, you know.
[05:59] ---
They sneak into the
mouths of other organisms and
[06:02] ---
excavate their teeth to build their bases.
[06:06] ---
That is what a decayed tooth really is!
SIGN Amazing! A decayed tooth has something to do with intergalactic wars?!
[06:09] ---
Amazing!
[06:10] ---
A decayed tooth has something
to do with intergalactic wars?!
[06:12] ---
Wow, I didn't know that!
[06:13] ---
If you brush your teeth
after meals, every day,
[06:16] ---
you can prevent their invasion.
[06:18] ---
Darn you... I'll bet you got lazy.
[06:20] ---
Well, it's so much trouble...
[06:21] ---
All right... let me through.
[06:29] ---
P-Please leave me alone!
[06:32] ---
Oh, I couldn't do that...
[06:37] ---
Bottom left... molar C4...
This one, right? Knock-knock...
[06:44] ---
I see, here it is... Knock-knock...
[06:49] ---
A Class One emergency,
I'd say. Knock-knock...
[06:53] ---
Yes, it is this one.
[06:54] ---
Don't you think that guy is creepy?
[06:56] ---
Knock-knock-knock... Knock-knock-knock...
[06:58] ---
Knock-knock-knock-knock
knock-knock-knock...
[07:00] ---
The time is now 2045 hours.
[07:02] ---
Stand by for a Caries War!
SIGN Caries (karies, tooth) = Decayed Tooth
[07:04] ---
Roger!
SIGN Caries War Operations HQ June 4 is Tooth Decay Prevention Day Don't forget to brush your teeth!
[07:19] ---
Say, what is this Caries War?
[07:21] ---
On Planet Keron,
we call our battles against
[07:25] ---
tooth-decay-causing beings
from other planets "Caries Wars."
[07:28] ---
Battles...? How do you fight?
[07:30] ---
Of course, by entering his mouth.
[07:35] ---
What...?
[07:38] ---
Huh?
[07:42] ---
Microid Ray emitter, ready.
[07:45] ---
Let's go, Tamama.
[07:46] ---
Right! I will do my best!
[07:49] ---
Gun elevation set.
[07:50] ---
Fire Microid ray.
[07:56] ---
Oh! They really are shrinking!
[08:01] ---
Oh... They disappeared!
[08:03] ---
If you use a magnifying glass,
you'll see them on that pallet.
[08:07] ---
Hi, Fukki!
[08:09] ---
You're right.
[08:10] ---
This is Delta One. Come in, Skull One.
[08:13] ---
This is Skull One.
We're ready to enter Keroro's mouth.
[08:17] ---
The micro pallet has been set.
[08:20] ---
Initiate catapult-launch sequence.
[08:22] ---
Initiating catapult-launch sequence.
[08:24] ---
Open the gate!
[08:25] ---
Opening the gate.
[08:27] ---
Opening the catapult deck.
[08:29] ---
Tracing monitor, active.
[08:32] ---
Corporal Giroro... Private 2nd
Class Tamama... Prepare for takeoff.
[08:37] ---
Course clear. All green.
[08:39] ---
Good luck.
[08:42] ---
Giroro... launching!
[08:52] ---
Skull One, Skull Two... Entry confirmed.
[08:55] ---
So cool!
[08:57] ---
That's the inside of his mouth...?
[09:02] ---
Stay alert. There's no telling
when the enemy will show themselves.
[09:05] ---
Roger!
[09:20] ---
Tamama!
[09:32] ---
There are so many of them!
[09:38] ---
Wait! Tamama!
[09:40] ---
Don't act on your own!
[09:52] ---
You must wait, Tamama!
[09:54] ---
I will protect Mr. Sergeant's teeth!
[09:59] ---
Targets destroyed: zero.
[10:02] ---
After firing all those shots...
not a single hit.
[10:05] ---
I'm sorry, Mr. Sergeant, sir.
[10:08] ---
So there really were space aliens inside...
[10:10] ---
You didn't fire a single shot, Corporal?
[10:12] ---
There was a high risk of friendly fire.
[10:16] ---
I have the analysis.
[10:18] ---
The target is the advanced
space dental caries germ "Super Dali."
SIGN Advanced Space Dental Caries Germ
SIGN Super Dali
[10:22] ---
Super dolly...?
[10:23] ---
The Super Dali...
[10:25] ---
It's a Mother-type alien,
with a hostility level of 5.
[10:29] ---
There are just too many of them.
[10:31] ---
We could use some help.
[10:33] ---
I can't move from here, you know.
[10:36] ---
You couldn't accomplish anything
without someone out here to direct.
[10:40] ---
I have a lot to help with.
[10:44] ---
Huh?
[10:46] ---
Then, how about me?
[10:47] ---
I will!
[10:49] ---
Huh?
[10:49] ---
What?!
[10:55] ---
I shall go, sir!
[10:58] ---
How in the world does Sergeant Keroro
[11:00] ---
intend to enter his own mouth?
[11:03] ---
Has he lost his mind
because of all the pain?
[11:15] ---
There're reportedly 5,000 space
invaders visiting Earth each year.
[11:21] ---
Among them,
[11:23] ---
a careless one who
had his own mouth invaded
[11:28] ---
by other aliens.
[11:30] ---
Oh! He looks exactly like Uncle!
[11:32] ---
What's this, Sergeant Major?
[11:34] ---
Keroro B. It's a brainwave-controlled robot
[11:37] ---
used for working in dangerous areas.
[11:40] ---
Does it have anything
to do with our invasion?
[11:42] ---
Of course! There are times
[11:45] ---
when the leader himself must
lead his men into dangerous places.
[11:49] ---
He thought it through that far?
[11:51] ---
For example, fixing roofs
[11:53] ---
or cleaning chimneys...
[11:56] ---
I wasted my time being impressed...
[11:57] ---
But... It's not quite the design I ordered.
SIGN This, for instance
[12:01] ---
Don't worry about details.
[12:03] ---
Doesn't this look like something?
[12:05] ---
Huh...?
[12:07] ---
Don't worry about details.
[12:09] ---
All right, shall we do it?
[12:10] ---
Turn brainwave-control on!
[12:17] ---
Oh... Oh! This is not bad, sir!
[12:21] ---
Wow... Hm...
[12:21] ---
Wonderful, Uncle.
[12:23] ---
Almost better than the original!
[12:25] ---
It seems a little strange
for me to be looking at myself.
[12:29] ---
Oh, is this it?
[12:31] ---
Try knocking on it.
[12:33] ---
Knock-knock...
[12:35] ---
It looks like the pain feedback
is working properly.
[12:39] ---
He's a really nasty character.
[12:44] ---
Sarge...
[12:45] ---
We'll take part in the Caries War, too.
[12:48] ---
What's with that outfit?!
[12:50] ---
They said they wanted to,
so I lent them some battle suits.
[12:54] ---
I want to help Sarge, too.
I can go with you, can't I?
[12:58] ---
I can't let Fuyuki go alone.
I'll go with you, too.
[13:02] ---
Anyway, the more comrades
you have, the better for you.
[13:06] ---
Whether it's tooth decay or aliens,
[13:09] ---
I, Natsumi, will smash
them all to smithereens!
[13:15] ---
Whatever...
[13:16] ---
That means "okay," right?
[13:19] ---
You won't die.
[13:21] ---
You know so well.
[13:23] ---
'Cause I will be protecting you.
[13:28] ---
"I will lay my life on
the line to protect Natsumi."
[13:32] ---
So Giroro swore to himself.
[13:36] ---
That's how much he cares for Natsumi.
[13:39] ---
He loves her.
[13:41] ---
His love transcends all!
[13:42] ---
He'd do whatever Natsumi told him to!
[13:45] ---
When he takes Natsumi's hand in
something like a folk dance,
[13:47] ---
his heart goes thumpity-thump-thump!
[13:49] ---
Shut up, will you?!
[13:49] ---
Oh, don't... I'm sorry.
I won't say any more... maybe.
[13:52] ---
Open the gate.
[13:53] ---
Opening the gate.
[13:56] ---
Opening the catapult deck.
[13:59] ---
Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for launch.
[14:03] ---
Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for takeoff.
[14:06] ---
Course clear. All green.
[14:08] ---
Fuyuki, moving out!
[14:22] ---
We will proceed to our objective,
the molar, in this armored vehicle.
[14:26] ---
But... If you're able
to use something like this,
[14:28] ---
you should have used it
the first time.
[14:32] ---
Please understand that
it's just part of the cliché.
[14:35] ---
That's right. Take-off scenes
are very important, you know.
[14:39] ---
This is comfy.
[14:40] ---
This is enemy territory.
Don't let your guard down.
[14:43] ---
If I hadn't gotten a cavity,
[14:45] ---
my "I want to eat all
the snacks that I can" plan
[14:47] ---
would have succeeded...
[14:50] ---
I lied. That was really...
[14:52] ---
Don't move!
[14:52] ---
Sarge! Behind you! Behind you!
[14:55] ---
Huh?
[15:00] ---
This is bad! We'll be surrounded!
[15:02] ---
This is my turn.
Dental Buster Drill Mode!
SIGN Tooth Smasher Dental Buster
[15:07] ---
Take this...
[15:09] ---
Die!
[15:11] ---
He's not hitting any of them all.
[15:13] ---
And he's even smashing the good teeth.
[15:16] ---
I won't let you get away!
[15:37] ---
Hmph!
[15:40] ---
Nine!
[15:44] ---
Wow... He hasn't missed a single shot.
[15:49] ---
Is he trying not to cause
the stupid frog any pain?
[15:53] ---
Hey, he's actually quite caring.
[15:56] ---
Okay...!
[15:58] ---
Hey, Sis!
[16:00] ---
Okay... Here I come!
[16:19] ---
You're at 100% accuracy so far. Not bad.
[16:22] ---
Same goes for you.
[16:30] ---
Th-That's amazing. Okay, I'm joining in!
[16:37] ---
My ears! My ears!
My ears! My ears! My ears!
[16:39] ---
That's what you get for not
wearing ear pads, you amateur.
[16:43] ---
And finally, the group
has reached the Molar-3,
[16:46] ---
which is assumed to be the
headquarters of the enemy.
[16:48] ---
Ohh... So this is what
a decayed tooth looks like.
[16:51] ---
I'd better brush my teeth well.
[16:53] ---
I'm not worried at all.
[16:54] ---
I often skip brushing,
but I've never had a cavity.
[16:59] ---
Funny... I don't see the enemy.
[17:02] ---
Did they run away?
[17:04] ---
Oh...? There's something strange
lying there.
[17:06] ---
Where?
[17:06] ---
Just below there.
[17:09] ---
Okay. Let's go.
[17:13] ---
Is this it?
[17:14] ---
That's right. Try touching it.
[17:17] ---
Roger!
[17:21] ---
I guess that's a nerve, after all.
[17:25] ---
That would be painful.
[17:26] ---
I swear he's doing it on purpose.
[17:31] ---
What?!
[17:32] ---
The next tooth!
[17:34] ---
Ohh...! It's the enemy's base!
[17:40] ---
No! They've blocked our exit.
[17:43] ---
It's too late.
[17:46] ---
What's that?
[17:46] ---
It's Mother. She's the boss.
[17:49] ---
I have laid hundreds of millions of eggs
on this carrier's teeth.
[17:55] ---
Eliminating all of them is impossible!
[18:01] ---
It's no use!
[18:08] ---
Hey! I've sent a rescue vessel.
You had better retreat for now.
[18:13] ---
Got it!
[18:14] ---
Fall back!
SIGN Dental Nerve
[18:20] ---
Sarge!
[18:21] ---
N-Never mind about me...
G-Get out of here, men!
[18:26] ---
But...
[18:27] ---
I can't expose you all
to danger for my sake.
SIGN Dental Nerve
[18:36] ---
As your leader, I order you...
[18:40] ---
All of you, leave me behind
and escape at once!
[18:44] ---
Sarge...
[18:49] ---
Let's go.
[18:54] ---
Sarge...! Sarge...! Sarge...!
[19:00] ---
Sarge...!
[19:03] ---
I think I sounded pretty cool.
[19:07] ---
I thought something like this might happen.
[19:09] ---
It's time for me to use the secret
weapon I ordered from Kululu.
[19:14] ---
I don't know what
kind of weapon it is, but
[19:16] ---
you'd better be prepared, sirs!
[19:19] ---
Mission complete.
SIGN Huh?
[19:29] ---
Huh?
SIGN Click
SIGN What?!
[19:32] ---
What?!
SIGN Click Click Click
SIGN Puff!
SIGN WHAAAT?
[19:38] ---
WHAAAT?
[19:43] ---
Help me, somebody!
[19:45] ---
Save me... please...!
[19:52] ---
Well, I guess the range is about right.
[19:55] ---
The B of Keroro B stands for "bomb."
[19:59] ---
Make a big bang, Keroro.
[20:04] ---
Kero?
[20:21] ---
A'n hayved. A hought I wau oing ta gai.
[20:28] ---
Oh...
[20:31] ---
Nice timing.
[20:38] ---
They've finally returned to normal, sir.
[20:41] ---
Keronian teeth grow right back, huh?
[20:44] ---
If that's the case, why didn't
you blow it up in the first place?
[20:47] ---
Fool! That's our last resort.
[20:50] ---
Defeating our enemy one by one
is the foundation of the Caries Wars.
[20:54] ---
It is more fun that way.
[20:57] ---
Guess it's like those survival games.
[20:59] ---
I don't want to suffer like that again.
[21:02] ---
From now on, I'll never
skip brushing my teeth again.
[21:05] ---
What's the matter, Sis?
[21:07] ---
I just felt a pain in my tooth.
[21:09] ---
Ihit a havity?
[21:19] ---
Another Caries War, is it?
[21:24] ---
I lied. I lied!
[21:25] ---
Stand by for operation...
[21:26] ---
It's not painful, I tell you. It's not!
[21:30] ---
June 4th is Tooth Decay Prevention Day.
[21:32] ---
Don't forget to brush your teeth, everyone!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
Uh... This is Kululu.
Do you have problems?
[23:10] ---
Are they as trivial as the
significance of Planet Pekopon?
[23:13] ---
My problem is that I'm so perfect.
[23:16] ---
When you can do anything,
everyone envies you, right?
[23:20] ---
He gets on my nerves.
[23:21] ---
More importantly,
[23:23] ---
we get to appear on a travel show
that's popular in space next time!
[23:26] ---
"The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It'll be a really big show!
[23:31] ---
Whaddya think?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E11 - The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
In a galaxy far, far away
from our solar system...
[01:47] ---
Oh, my! Engine failure, poyo!
[01:50] ---
Hey, you're in outer space,
in case you haven't noticed!
[01:53] ---
Huh? What?!
[01:57] ---
Who could this beauty be?
And what is she trying to do?
[02:03] ---
By the way, you are, of course,
watching Keroro Gunsou.
[02:11] ---
The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
[02:17] ---
Uncle?
[02:19] ---
Gero?
[02:19] ---
There is an emergency message
from headquarters!
[02:22] ---
It's disguised as a
Pekoponian postal package!
[02:27] ---
Let me see.
[02:28] ---
It's a videotape!
[02:30] ---
Let's have a look at it.
[02:31] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Play
[02:34] ---
Th-This is...!
[02:36] ---
Journeys of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers
is coming to visit Pekopon!
SIGN Play
[02:40] ---
"Shiku Shiku Voyagers"?
[02:42] ---
And so...
[02:43] ---
Next time, on Journeys of the
Shiku Shiku Voyagers,
[02:46] ---
we will visit the never-explored,
mysterious Pekopon.
[02:49] ---
What destiny awaits
the voyagers? Please join us!
[02:55] ---
"In order to maintain
the morale of our forces,
[02:58] ---
you must duly assume
a posture of cooperation!"
[03:01] ---
Hey! What are we going
to do? It's TV!
[03:04] ---
Shiku Shiku Voyagers
is going to be here!
[03:05] ---
What do you mean, Sarge?
Who are the Shiku Shiku whatever?
[03:09] ---
Shiku Shiku Voyagers is
[03:11] ---
the most popular TV show
in the whole galaxy!
[03:14] ---
It's an emotional show about two comedians
who visit and explore unknown planets, sir!
[03:23] ---
Yeah, I enjoy the
obviously-staged stories.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku...
[03:28] ---
Why do you only see things
in a warped way?
SIGN Shiku Shiku (sob sob)
[03:31] ---
Tears stream down my face
every time I watch it.
[03:35] ---
I understand what it's about now,
[03:37] ---
but we'll need to talk it over
with Mom and Natsumi.
[03:41] ---
It can't be...
[03:50] ---
So this is Pekopon!
[03:54] ---
I'm so blown away
by the beautiful scenery!
SIGN Emotion Supervisor, R Grey
[03:57] ---
Emotion Supervisor, R Grey.
[03:59] ---
Actually, it's far from it.
[04:03] ---
My evaluation is low, really low.
About 5 cm.
SIGN Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters)
[04:07] ---
Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters).
SIGN Director/Cameraman, Mr. G
[04:09] ---
And the director/cameraman, Mr. G!
[04:15] ---
The word is that the ladies
in Pekopon are hot,
[04:19] ---
so maybe we should have a look around
and get some good footage.
[04:22] ---
Yeah! That sounds great!
[04:25] ---
Well, let's open with a showy accident.
[04:29] ---
Let's do it, Mr. Accident Supervisor...
[04:36] ---
How dare they...!
SIGN Hinata Family
[04:40] ---
We don't get to meet
celebrities that often, sir.
SIGN Hinata Family Hinata Family
[04:44] ---
So, make sure none of you offend them!
[04:47] ---
Right!
[04:49] ---
I wonder if it's okay without
checking with Mom and Natsumi.
[04:52] ---
I guess it's okay...
[04:55] ---
They are here! Come on guys!
We need to put on our best smiles!
[05:01] ---
Smile!
[05:02] ---
Smile!
[05:05] ---
Smile!
[05:08] ---
Smile, smile!
[05:11] ---
Yes, I am coming!
[05:14] ---
What?
[05:15] ---
Uncle?
[05:15] ---
O-Our front door!
[05:18] ---
Okay, here we go
with our usual reaction.
[05:21] ---
Oh, no! I destroyed
an architectural object
[05:24] ---
due to a lack of understanding
about local customs.
[05:28] ---
Will the Pekoponians
forgive us for our doings?
[05:32] ---
Thank you! They are
welcoming us with a smile,
[05:35] ---
even though we destroyed
their architectural object!
[05:39] ---
Emotional level, about 22 cm.
[05:42] ---
Pekopon, the planet of
compassion and friendship!
[05:45] ---
And the peaceful and kind
people who live here!
[05:48] ---
We will be delivering
our 322nd episode
[05:49] ---
of Journeys of the
Shiku Shiku Voyagers
[05:51] ---
from this wonderful planet,
Pekopon!
[05:55] ---
Okay, cut.
[05:57] ---
Did you get good footage, Mr. G?
[06:00] ---
Uncle! Uncle!
[06:02] ---
Uh...
[06:03] ---
The green room.
[06:04] ---
Huh?
[06:04] ---
You can't have celebrities
just standing around here!
[06:08] ---
Where is the green room?
[06:09] ---
Yes, sir...
SIGN The Shiku Shiku Voyagers Green Room
[06:13] ---
Are you okay, Uncle?
[06:15] ---
It's no big deal!
[06:16] ---
These things happen when
there is a gap in culture and customs.
[06:20] ---
That's one of Shiku Shiku Voyagers'
selling points.
[06:24] ---
Don't worry, I'll be the one to...
apologize to... our... Lady Mom...
[06:28] ---
I doubt that Sis will keep quiet.
[06:30] ---
Mr. Sergeant?!
[06:32] ---
Hey! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[06:34] ---
I came along because
Tama-chan said he was going out.
[06:38] ---
What?! The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
are here? I want to help, too!
[06:44] ---
Sounds exciting!
[06:46] ---
This is such a shabby room, isn't it?
[06:49] ---
May I come in, sir?
[06:51] ---
We are grateful that you came.
[06:53] ---
Here is some tea.
[06:55] ---
Oh, thank you...
[06:58] ---
What is this?!
[06:59] ---
It tastes like you made it
[07:00] ---
by pouring hot water
over dried plants!
[07:02] ---
Well, that's what tea is.
[07:05] ---
I tried so hard to make it!
[07:08] ---
Thank you for waiting!
[07:10] ---
Here are some sweets.
[07:13] ---
How wonderful!
[07:15] ---
I'm totally overwhelmed by the
surprise appearance of beautiful girls!
[07:17] ---
Very high level of beauty!
About 155 cm.
[07:22] ---
Um...
[07:23] ---
Huh? What do you want?
[07:24] ---
What are your plans for today?
[07:26] ---
Oh, yeah.
[07:28] ---
Can you go and shoot the
necessary scenes with our camera?
[07:31] ---
Huh?
[07:32] ---
Gero!
[07:33] ---
The pile of notes on scenes that
we need. About 23 cm.
[07:36] ---
But, there's no point to the show
if you two are not in it!
[07:40] ---
Not to worry.
We'll just do a composite later.
[07:43] ---
What?! Composite?
[07:46] ---
If you guys cooperate,
you could be special guests on the show.
[07:50] ---
We are ready to go now, sir!
[07:53] ---
Come on, Tamama!
[07:54] ---
Okay!
[08:00] ---
Hey, you. Pekoponian.
[08:02] ---
Huh? Yes...
[08:03] ---
We want to shoot a
tear-jerking scene where I'm eating
[08:07] ---
a Pekoponian's wonderful home cooking.
[08:09] ---
Make the dinner really festive, got it?
[08:11] ---
Y-Yeah...
SIGN New York 3:58 AM
[08:20] ---
Can you repeat the notes again?
[08:23] ---
I have already read it so many times.
[08:25] ---
It says, "A touching scene of the sunrise
[08:27] ---
with the Statue of Liberty and
Mount Fuji in the background."
[08:31] ---
We rushed here, but we can't see
Mount Fuji from here, can we?
SIGN Japan 6:35 PM
[08:43] ---
What do you think?
Is it too obvious we're doing it at sunset?
[08:47] ---
Wanna wait for sunrise?
[08:48] ---
Um... I don't think they'll
notice that part...
[08:51] ---
Okay, then!
Let's move on to the next scene!
SIGN Africa 1:12 PM
SIGN Polar Bear!
[08:59] ---
Polar Bear!
SIGN Kangaroo
[09:03] ---
Kangaroo!
[09:04] ---
"Interacting with polar bears and kangaroos
before the vast backdrop of nature in Africa."
[09:12] ---
This is so obviously staged.
[09:13] ---
But the polar bear and the kangaroo
do look like they are getting along!
[09:20] ---
What's next?
[09:21] ---
Umm... "Snowboard down
from the top of Everest,
[09:25] ---
make a safe landing in Odaiba,
and smile."
[09:30] ---
Gero?
[09:31] ---
What is a snowboard?
SIGN Snowboard
[09:33] ---
This is a snowboard.
[09:34] ---
What is Everest?
SIGN Everest
[09:37] ---
Everest.
[09:38] ---
Kululu-san! We are ready!
[09:40] ---
Ten-four.
SIGN Here
[09:42] ---
Wait, Kululu! I'm not prepared for...
[09:46] ---
I'm going to crash!
[09:49] ---
I crashed!
[09:51] ---
Ouch!
[09:53] ---
What do you mean, shooting for TV?
[09:56] ---
And why did I come home
to see our front door broken?!
[09:58] ---
Um... That was caused
by a little misunderstanding...
[10:01] ---
Actually more like a
difference in cultures....
[10:02] ---
That's not the point!
[10:04] ---
B-But... From what I heard, they
are very popular celebrities in space.
[10:09] ---
Huh? Celebrities? Popular? I see...
SIGN Anger
SIGN Popular Celebrity
[10:14] ---
Fuyuki-kun. First, we need
to worry about their dinner.
[10:17] ---
Oh, well. What the heck.
[10:19] ---
We couldn't ask for a better opportunity!
[10:23] ---
Let's have the famous celebrities
totally enjoy our home cooking!
[10:26] ---
Sounds good. I'll help you.
[10:29] ---
Me, too!
[10:30] ---
Thanks! Thank you, everyone!
[10:35] ---
Who knows? This could be my chance
[10:36] ---
to become the number one idol
in the whole galaxy!
[10:39] ---
Hey!
[10:44] ---
Time to give Fuyuki-kun a killer demo
of how I can cook like it's nothing!
[10:48] ---
What do you think?
[10:49] ---
It's very delicious.
[10:53] ---
I'm not familiar with Pekopon food,
but I need to be useful to Uncle.
[10:58] ---
Or, like, total resolve?
[11:04] ---
This is nice.
They're all nice looking.
[11:07] ---
I can't get enough of this.
The level has exceeded 300 m!
[11:11] ---
I know all of you have been
waiting for this moment!
[11:15] ---
In the second half,
I understand that the Pekopon girls
[11:17] ---
will take us to a paradise
called a hot spring!
[11:21] ---
Emotion level, 333 m.
[11:24] ---
Stay tuned and don't go anywhere!
[11:26] ---
We'll be right back after the commercials!
[11:28] ---
Um... that's supposed to be my line...
[11:31] ---
After the commercials!
[11:33] ---
Look, you can't keep...
[11:35] ---
You be quiet!
[11:36] ---
I'm sorry, sir.
SIGN The story up to now...
[11:48] ---
After traveling through
a vast sea of stars,
[11:50] ---
we have arrived at a
faraway planet called Pekopon.
[11:54] ---
There we met some foreigners
and we saw unfamiliar landscapes.
[11:59] ---
However, the whole place
welcomed us with open arms.
[12:05] ---
In this planet full of love,
[12:08] ---
what could be awaiting us next?
[12:14] ---
The food is pretty good here. Isn't it?
[12:17] ---
Satisfaction level,
about 70 cm.
[12:20] ---
Hey, where's the rest of our order?
[12:22] ---
Coming! It's coming right up!
[12:25] ---
By the way, you're watching
Keroro Gunsou. Just in case.
[12:29] ---
We... We're back...
[12:32] ---
S-Sarge! Are you okay?
[12:35] ---
I'm okay. How are our guests?
[12:38] ---
They're having dinner now.
[12:39] ---
Natsumi and the others
are cooking for them.
[12:41] ---
What?!
[12:42] ---
Mois, how are the noodles?
[12:44] ---
Fine. I think they're almost ready.
[12:46] ---
Or, like, going smoothly?
[12:48] ---
Natsumi, the extra salad is ready.
[12:51] ---
Thanks. You did a great job.
[12:54] ---
This is just wonderful!
[12:55] ---
Once Lady Natsumi
and the others are cooking,
[12:57] ---
the Shiku Shiku Voyagers
will definitely be satisfied.
[13:00] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[13:01] ---
Look at this!
[13:03] ---
They're wasting food.
[13:07] ---
Not cattle mutilation,
but dinner mutilation?
[13:13] ---
I'm stuffed!
[13:14] ---
Um... I went and got footage
according to your notes...
[13:18] ---
Oh, thanks.
[13:20] ---
We were able to get a lot of great shots.
[13:22] ---
Please check over them.
[13:24] ---
Huh?
[13:26] ---
Yeah, I guess.
Just leave those somewhere.
[13:31] ---
Okay then.
Let's move on to the next scene.
[13:33] ---
We've been waiting so long!
[13:34] ---
Together with Pekopon beauties!
[13:36] ---
Going to the mixed bath!
[13:38] ---
What a great plan!
[13:39] ---
What?!
[13:40] ---
But, it's so last minute.
I don't know if can find beauties...
[13:44] ---
Huh? You can find them right here.
A beautiful lineup of girls!
[13:49] ---
But, I don't think that will be possible...
[13:51] ---
What do you mean "not possible"?
[13:53] ---
So, you don't mind if the show
portrays Pekopon in a bad light?
[13:58] ---
Death dive of reputation!
About 148,000 m!
[14:04] ---
So, here's the deal.
[14:05] ---
You've got to be kidding!
Why do we have to go that far?
[14:09] ---
But... it could lead to
Pekopon's image being tarnished
[14:12] ---
throughout the entire universe.
[14:14] ---
Who cares?!
[14:16] ---
Did something happen here?
The front door is destroyed.
[14:19] ---
Mom!
[14:20] ---
Lady Mom!
[14:22] ---
I'm home.
[14:23] ---
Oh? What's the matter?
SIGN The Milky Way Bath
[14:31] ---
This is great! Now, this
is what you call a journey!
[14:35] ---
I can improve my golden skin.
[14:37] ---
Wow! That's a beautiful bath!
[14:41] ---
Boy, it took 12 "long" minutes
from design to completion.
[14:45] ---
How impressive!
[14:46] ---
Mom, you can't be thinking...
[14:48] ---
Actually, the aliens' TV show
sounds appealing.
[14:51] ---
Let's do it, Natsumi.
[14:52] ---
What?
[14:54] ---
Mois and Momoka,
why don't you join us, too?
[14:58] ---
We're sorry to keep you waiting!
[15:05] ---
About 92, 60, 86 cm!
[15:07] ---
Amazing!
[15:09] ---
Just amazing!
[15:10] ---
Come and join me, everyone!
[15:12] ---
Huh?
[15:14] ---
The three girls behind
her look marvelous, too!
[15:16] ---
Flying distance increased!
K point exceeded by about 142 m!
[15:21] ---
Welcome to Pekopon, everyone!
[15:23] ---
Pekopon sure is a great place!
It's just fantastic!
[15:27] ---
Come here. Come close to me.
[15:29] ---
Yes, we're coming in.
[15:31] ---
Mom...
[15:32] ---
Here! Hold this and make a pose!
SIGN Effects:
Stress, lack of sleep,
distrust of people,
may cause ailments...
[15:35] ---
The minerals, and their effects,
in this hot spring are...
[15:38] ---
It's written on the board...
[15:40] ---
This is great! This is what I wanted!
[15:42] ---
Excellent service!
About 120 cm!
[15:46] ---
Lady Mom... All of you...
[15:48] ---
The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
have to be satisfied now.
[15:53] ---
We'll see about that.
[15:56] ---
What do you think you're doing?!
[15:57] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[15:59] ---
Let's show some affection.
[16:01] ---
Intimacy here, too. Minus 2.5 cm!
[16:05] ---
Um...
[16:06] ---
You can't do this...
[16:09] ---
How dare you! I'm only being nice
because Fuyuki-kun likes aliens and such.
[16:12] ---
But you're taking advantage of me!
[16:14] ---
This is so embarrassing...
But, if I'm being useful to Uncle...
[16:19] ---
Or, like, suffer nobly?
[16:22] ---
Depending on how
you girls handle this,
[16:24] ---
we can get you
hooked up with a good agent
[16:26] ---
and help you become
a famous universal idol like Sumomo.
[16:29] ---
For that, you'll need
to provide more service!
[16:32] ---
Oh? What more service are you
wanting besides this?
[16:37] ---
What?!
[16:38] ---
What do you think? You're going
to do something with that last towel.
[16:42] ---
Oh? This towel?
[16:44] ---
That's right! You will drop the towel!
[16:46] ---
Mom!
[16:48] ---
Really? Are you sure about that?
[16:50] ---
Sure, it's fine!
[16:52] ---
No problem!
[16:53] ---
Sarge!
[16:57] ---
There was no lie to the tears
that I shed
[17:00] ---
watching Shiku Shiku Voyagers
in the past.
[17:03] ---
But... but....
[17:05] ---
Sarge...
[17:07] ---
Come on, guys! The entire universe
is looking forward to this moment!
[17:12] ---
What flavor is your blood?!
[17:15] ---
Ready, Natsumi? On my cue.
[17:17] ---
O-Okay.
[17:20] ---
Ready, and...
[17:22] ---
You! I won't forgive...
[17:28] ---
Hidden attack! Falling velocity
was approximately 300 km/h!
[17:33] ---
Whoa!! Can we show this on TV?!
[17:36] ---
Oh?
[17:37] ---
Lady Mom!
[17:38] ---
Sis!
[17:39] ---
You tricked us!
[17:41] ---
Oh... We were going to please you
by giving you a Pekopon-style massage.
[17:46] ---
We never asked for it!
[17:48] ---
Oh, now. Don't you hesitate.
[17:54] ---
Hinata Exodus Seal!
[17:57] ---
A kick and an elbow attack.
SIGN Impact
[17:58] ---
By simultaneously combining
these two massive attacks,
SIGN Impact
[18:01] ---
it creates an unbeatable
double blow technique
SIGN Impact Impact
[18:03] ---
where escape is cut off
from both directions!
[18:13] ---
How dare you make use of
this chaos to touch me!
[18:18] ---
Do... Do you really think
you can get away with this?
[18:22] ---
We'll spread Pekopon's poor image
throughout the whole universe!
[18:25] ---
Go right ahead!
[18:26] ---
What?
[18:27] ---
If I'd give in to the threats of
someone who fakes and stages stories,
[18:31] ---
I'd never manage being a mom
or a magazine editor!
[18:35] ---
Lady Mom!
[18:37] ---
How dare you!
[18:39] ---
If it's come to this, I'll turn
this unknown planet into dust!
[18:45] ---
Stop right there, poyo!
[18:46] ---
W-What is it?
[19:03] ---
Let me just cut in here and explain!
[19:05] ---
The girl who is, this very moment,
about to make her appearance
[19:07] ---
through the extra-dimensional
space-time gate is...
[19:10] ---
Thank you for your patience.
[19:12] ---
It's the girl we introduced
at the beginning of the show.
[19:15] ---
From the Andromeda police station...
[19:18] ---
...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
[19:22] ---
Hey, you two!
[19:23] ---
Yes, officer!
[19:24] ---
And the guy in the back!
[19:27] ---
You are under arrest
for identity forgery, poyo!
[19:37] ---
Up, up and away!
[19:39] ---
Take me home, country roads!
[19:47] ---
Mission accomplished, poyo.
[19:49] ---
They were space criminals who
were pretending to be celebrities, poyo.
[19:53] ---
We've been after them
for a long time, poyo.
[19:55] ---
Now we've finally arrested them, poyo.
[19:57] ---
Thank you for your cooperation, poyo.
[19:59] ---
I'll be leaving now, poyo.
[20:02] ---
U-Um...
[20:03] ---
Poyo?
[20:04] ---
Does that mean they were fakes?
[20:08] ---
That's right, poyo.
[20:09] ---
What about the real Journeys
of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers, then?
[20:13] ---
Are those all faked and staged
stories, too?
[20:16] ---
No, not at all.
[20:17] ---
The voyagers are genuine and true, poyo!
SIGN Hmph...
[20:22] ---
Hmph.
[20:27] ---
This incident has been
successfully resolved!
[20:29] ---
I was getting a little worried
for a while there...
[20:34] ---
Anyway.... There's someone
who's been passed out the whole time.
[20:40] ---
Hmph...
[20:41] ---
So, this is what the lodges
are like on Pekopon.
[20:44] ---
It's just breathtaking.
The building has a warm homey touch.
[20:49] ---
You can really feel the
kindness of the people of Pekopon.
[20:53] ---
Look! All the wild plants and flowers...
[20:56] ---
So lovely...
SIGN The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
[20:58] ---
The Shiku Shiku Voyagers.
[21:00] ---
(The real ones.)
SIGN The Shiku Shiku Voyagers (the real ones)
[21:01] ---
You...
[21:03] ---
Oh, thank you for greeting us!
[21:07] ---
You...
[21:08] ---
Huh?
[21:09] ---
Don't think you can leave
Pekopon in one piece!!
SIGN Play
[21:16] ---
I can't believe that we were
turned away at the moment we arrived!
[21:19] ---
This has become the most
painful trip in the show's history.
[21:23] ---
S-Sarge...
[21:23] ---
Well, this episode will be perfect
if you're feeling a little blue.
[21:25] ---
Aw, man...
[21:27] ---
Oh! This is...
[21:27] ---
We will show you a trip
to the dust clouds...
[21:29] ---
Uncle! A letter written in blood
was delivered from Headquarters,
SIGN What have you done...
[21:31] ---
together with the videotape!
[21:33] ---
Gero!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
It's me, Poyon!
[23:08] ---
I was told that I should express
my feelings in my usual poyo way, poyo,
[23:13] ---
but I get nervous and my mind
goes completely poyo blank,
[23:15] ---
and I really don't know
what to say, poyo!
[23:18] ---
I'm sorry for not poyo knowing
what poyo to say, poyo!
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things! Next time,
[23:22] ---
a universal idol is going to appear!
[23:24] ---
"Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
Across Space, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Giroro: A Small Angel
on the Battlefield, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two stories!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E12 - Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels Across Space, Sir! / Giroro: A Small Angel on the Battlefield, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
The great universe
stretches out infinitely...
[01:35] ---
"Sparkle!"
[01:37] ---
This is this star...
[01:39] ---
In English, "the STAR."
[01:44] ---
And as you've guessed,
this story takes place at...
SIGN The Hinata family
[01:51] ---
Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
Across Space, Sir!
[01:58] ---
So heavy...
[02:02] ---
Really heavy...
[02:13] ---
What are you doing on my bed?!
[02:16] ---
Um, this is my bed, you know...
[02:19] ---
Is it? My bad! I was so sleepy
when I got to Pekopon last night...
[02:24] ---
Sorry.
SIGN Sorry
[02:25] ---
It's okay. But I have to ask...
who are you?
[02:28] ---
You don't know who I am?!
[02:30] ---
N-No...
[02:34] ---
I'm so glad I came to Pekopon!
[02:35] ---
Is she another friend of
Sarge's? I don't get it.
[02:39] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[02:41] ---
Good morning, sir.
[02:46] ---
No way!
SIGN Aura, aura, aura, aura, aura...
[02:50] ---
Unbelievable. She's really here?
[02:54] ---
Huh?
[02:56] ---
This's got to be a dream.
[02:58] ---
See? This doesn't hurt...
[02:59] ---
It does!
[03:01] ---
Are you really the real
Sumomo-chan?
[03:05] ---
Sumomo-chan...?
[03:12] ---
Hmm...
[03:15] ---
Pekoponian food isn't bad.
[03:18] ---
I... I am honored.
[03:21] ---
What a perfect photo op!
[03:22] ---
I'm sorry, but you need my
agency's okay to take photos.
[03:26] ---
Sorry! I did not know!
[03:28] ---
Can we have your autograph?
[03:29] ---
That'll be fine.
[03:32] ---
Wow! You're so fast!
[03:34] ---
I can usually sign 3,500 sheets
in 30 minutes.
[03:37] ---
One time I pushed over 5,000,
[03:39] ---
but my agent got chewed out by
his boss for making me do that.
[03:42] ---
Hey, who is this Sumomo-chan?
[03:44] ---
She acts like some kind of pop idol.
[03:46] ---
She's not acting!
She is a real idol, ma'am!
[03:50] ---
Huh?
SIGN Welcome Sumomo-sama! From Tamama
[03:50] ---
She's a huge star known
throughout the universe!
[03:54] ---
Or, like, widespread renown?
SIGN Aura Aura Aura Aura
[03:57] ---
Really? Wow...
[03:59] ---
Well, I don't blame you for not knowing.
SIGN In Celebration: To Sumomo-sama, From Keroro
[04:01] ---
After all, Pekopon isn't a part of
the space TV network yet.
[04:06] ---
This is Hicksville, after all...
[04:08] ---
Sometimes he really gets on my nerves.
[04:10] ---
So what brings you to Pekopon,
Sumomo-chan?
[04:15] ---
I didn't see a single mention
[04:17] ---
about you coming this way
in your published schedule.
[04:21] ---
W-Well, that's because... um...
[04:24] ---
Could it be that
you're here to cheer on
[04:26] ---
the front-line soldiers,
the Keroro Platoon?
[04:29] ---
Y-Yes, exactly!
[04:30] ---
Keronian army HQ requested me
to visit Pekopon in secret.
[04:35] ---
That was so cool of Headquarters to do that.
[04:38] ---
I have never been happier to be
a soldier than I am today!
SIGN Welcome, Sumomo-sama. From the Keroro Platoon
[04:45] ---
What's the point of sending
a pop star to the battlefield?
[04:48] ---
Ridiculous!
[04:48] ---
So tell me, Sumomo-chan. Are you
going to throw a gig for us, too?
[04:53] ---
O-Of course.
[04:54] ---
But before that, let me take
some time to relax for a while, okay?
[04:59] ---
Sumomo's first Pekoponian concert!
[05:01] ---
I'll set up a gorgeous stage
worthy of the event!
[05:04] ---
Keroro Troops, move out!
[05:06] ---
Roger.
[05:11] ---
They're so excited...
[05:14] ---
Hm?
[05:15] ---
I can finally relax now.
[05:17] ---
Here in Pekopon, no one knows me,
so I can walk freely around town!
[05:23] ---
H-Hey, wait a sec!
[05:24] ---
Are you thinking of going out?
SIGN Tamama
SIGN Keroro
[05:25] ---
Sure. Is there a problem?
[05:27] ---
It's dangerous.
[05:28] ---
If an alien walks around town,
it'll cause an uproar!
[05:32] ---
Don't worry about that!
[05:34] ---
I'll show you the special skills
we Axotolonians have.
[05:40] ---
This warrants some explanation!
[05:43] ---
Axotolonians like Sumomo-chan
can change forms at will
SIGN Mystery of the Great Universe
[05:47] ---
by secreting thyroid hormones.
[05:55] ---
Do I look like a girl from Earth?
[05:59] ---
What are you blushing about?!
[06:01] ---
No problems now, right?
[06:03] ---
I'm out of here!
[06:05] ---
Hold it right there!
[06:08] ---
Why this? Don't you have
anything cuter?
[06:11] ---
Stop complaining!
[06:13] ---
I guess I have no choice.
[06:14] ---
Bye!
[06:15] ---
Hey!
[06:16] ---
Come on, Fuyuki. We'll follow her.
[06:18] ---
We can't let her off by herself.
[06:26] ---
I'm so sorry!
[06:27] ---
Wait for me, Sis!
[06:29] ---
Why didn't they take my space money?!
SIGN T-shirt Fair Summer Clearance Sale
[06:32] ---
Too bad...
That T-shirt was so cute...
[06:35] ---
Hurry up and
put those flying things away.
[06:37] ---
Oh, bummer...
[06:40] ---
But I've been dreaming of
walking around freely like this.
[06:45] ---
Excuse me.
[06:46] ---
Yes?
[06:47] ---
I'd like to ask for a picture...
[06:49] ---
Oh, no, you have to talk
to my agency first.
[06:51] ---
You only have to push this button...
[06:54] ---
Huh?
[06:55] ---
He wants their picture taken.
[06:58] ---
Say "cheese."
[07:01] ---
What's wrong, Sumomo-chan?
[07:03] ---
Oh, that's right. No one here
on Pekopon knows who I am...
SIGN Staff Only Staff Door
SIGN Sumomo-chan Concert Tour
[07:15] ---
A little to the right.
Okay, there. Straight!
[07:18] ---
That's good.
[07:21] ---
Yes, the arena seats are all sold out.
[07:24] ---
Or, like, goodness gracious?
[07:26] ---
Ten S-grade seats? Sorry,
but all S seats have been sold out.
[07:29] ---
We still have some B-grade seats.
Would you like those, instead?
[07:33] ---
Yo, Giroro-chan. Thanks for all the work.
SIGN Sumomo T-shirts
[07:35] ---
Come on! Why do I have to do this?
[07:39] ---
The aliens living on Pekopon
[07:41] ---
are starved for some o' that
real live entertainment.
[07:43] ---
Don't y'all think that it's the job
of a real man to give 'em that?
[07:46] ---
Stop talking with that weird accent!
SIGN Safety First
[07:49] ---
I ordered three types of
concession stands:
[07:51] ---
Space FX Pizza, Space Sushi,
and Space Noodles.
[07:54] ---
Good job, good job.
SIGN Poster
SIGN Fan Axotolon T-shirt L/M/S
SIGN Type B
Type A
Headband
SIGN 3rd Single Photos
SIGN Limited Edition Analog Disc
SIGN Line
starts
here
[08:00] ---
The merchandising is all ready, too.
[08:04] ---
We're going to make a fortune.
No doubt about that!
[08:06] ---
So this is all about the money!
[08:25] ---
Hey, are you having fun?
[08:28] ---
Hm? What's wrong?
[08:29] ---
Oh, it's nothing...
SIGN Karaoke Contest
[08:32] ---
Hey, is that by any chance
a Pekoponian stage?
[08:36] ---
I guess so.
SIGN Melon
SIGN Lemon
[08:38] ---
I'm getting all excited!
[08:41] ---
Hey, stop! Don't change back
in a public place!
[08:44] ---
Okay, I just stay a Pekoponian, then.
[08:46] ---
Sumomo... is heading off!
[08:49] ---
Hey!
[08:50] ---
Sumomo-chan!
[08:51] ---
What's going on?
SIGN Karaoke Contest
[08:54] ---
I'm Sumomo!
[09:01] ---
Please listen to my new song,
"Shooting Star in Love."
[09:05] ---
*This feeling's new to me!
It thrills me.
[09:11] ---
*Makes me feel more excited!
[09:14] ---
*I've never seen a sky
like this at night.
[09:17] ---
*Faraway starlight!
[09:23] ---
*Spotlight shining on me!
[09:29] ---
*Everyone's all right!
[09:35] ---
*I can hear you coming!
[09:37] ---
Incredible...
[09:37] ---
*It's not my imagination!
[09:41] ---
*Far away into the galaxy,
[09:44] ---
*Turn the switch on!
[09:47] ---
*Everyone's smiling!
[09:50] ---
*It's not an illusion!
[09:52] ---
*Once more,
over and over again...
[09:56] ---
*Singing about...
love, love, love!
[10:02] ---
She's cute!
[10:03] ---
Awesome!
[10:03] ---
Sumomo-chan!
[10:07] ---
Wow, that was so fun!
[10:10] ---
Yup, she's a pop star, no doubt.
[10:12] ---
You got a job offer from a scout.
[10:16] ---
I'm sorry.
[10:18] ---
Huh?
[10:19] ---
Actually, it was a lie that
I came here to cheer on the army.
[10:21] ---
Mr. Sergeant jumped to that conclusion,
and I just played along with it.
[10:25] ---
Then why did you come here?
[10:27] ---
Don't tell me... you ran away?
[10:29] ---
I was so busy,
I lost sight of who I am.
[10:34] ---
I was so sick of being a pop star,
I just wanted to run away from it.
[10:38] ---
But today, I realized something important.
[10:40] ---
I can no longer be satisfied
with just being an ordinary girl.
[10:45] ---
Sure seems that way.
[10:49] ---
Oh, shucks... Looks like
my manager found me!
[10:54] ---
Okay, bye!
[10:58] ---
Give my best to Mr. Sergeant
and his friends.
[11:02] ---
Good luck!
[11:03] ---
Goodbye! Come see us again, okay?
SIGN Sumomo-chan Concert Tour Staff Door Staff Only
[11:18] ---
You serious?!
[11:19] ---
She said, "Give my best to
Mr. Sergeant and his friends."
[11:21] ---
Then what about this
[11:21] ---
and this?!
SIGN Line
starts
here
SIGN Space Noodles Authentic Space Sushi
[11:23] ---
This! This! And this?!
SIGN Kobe Beef
SIGN Space Pizza
[11:25] ---
What am I supposed to do with them?
[11:27] ---
The expense is going to
come out of your paycheck!
[11:32] ---
And so the space pop star,
Sumomo-chan, was gone,
[11:35] ---
leaving the Earthlings
with a beautiful memory,
[11:37] ---
and Sergeant Keroro with a
huge sum of debt.
SIGN Sumomo-chan Live Produced by Keroro Platoon
[11:51] ---
You never know where
the seeds of trouble may lie...
[12:15] ---
No, you don't!
SIGN Accuracy
[12:19] ---
Accuracy, 100%!
[12:25] ---
So, so? How was it? Was I cool?
[12:27] ---
You were awesome. I was so impressed.
[12:30] ---
Right, right?
[12:32] ---
So what do you think?
[12:34] ---
This belt instantly triples
your combat skills.
[12:39] ---
Awesome! It's totally awesome!
[12:42] ---
Not only that, the pinwheel on it
really tickles an otaku's fancy!
[12:45] ---
Right, right!
[12:48] ---
Gotta hand it to you, Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[12:52] ---
Nonsense.
[12:54] ---
Training and experience is
what counts on the battlefield.
[12:58] ---
Instead of wasting time
making that kind of stupid thing,
[13:00] ---
you should focus on training.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[13:05] ---
You're so old-school, Giroro-senpai.
[13:08] ---
Okay, that's enough, you two.
[13:10] ---
In any case, this piece of junk
is useless for someone like me
[13:15] ---
whose accuracy is already at 100%.
[13:27] ---
Giroro: A Small Angel
on the Battlefield, Sir!
[13:37] ---
Rain again.
[13:51] ---
Hm?
[14:07] ---
Come.
[14:10] ---
Don't wait for someone to help you.
[14:12] ---
Do that on the battlefield,
and nine lives wouldn't be enough.
[14:19] ---
Don't get a wrong idea.
I'm not being nice or anything.
[14:23] ---
When the rain stops,
go out on your own.
SIGN Invasion Strategy Meeting
[14:42] ---
Target, locked on! Fire missile!
[14:45] ---
Port side, our barrage is too weak.
What are you doing?!
[14:48] ---
Landing!
SIGN A powerful presence
[14:53] ---
Oh, shoot...
[14:56] ---
That was my plan to occupy
the Shikoku island.
[14:59] ---
I... I see! So speed is
the key here, right?
[15:03] ---
As you can see, we were
simulating an attack,
[15:07] ---
and in no way were we
fooling around, sir.
[15:08] ---
Not at all.
[15:11] ---
Hm?
[15:11] ---
Huh?
[15:12] ---
Sorry I'm late. I haven't
been feeling well since my nap.
[15:17] ---
Okay, let's start the meeting.
[15:20] ---
Hm?
SIGN Something's missing...!
[15:27] ---
Something's missing.
[15:28] ---
What's the matter?
Is there something on my face?
[15:31] ---
No...
[15:32] ---
That is not it...
[15:37] ---
Your belt's gone!
[15:39] ---
What?
[15:43] ---
How could that be?
I don't remember taking it off.
SIGN Hee
[15:49] ---
You look so goofy!
It's like a fake Giroro.
SIGN Petrified with Shock
[15:53] ---
Fake?
[15:54] ---
Fake!
[15:56] ---
Oh no, I'm getting cramps.
My stomach's in a knot!
[15:56] ---
Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing!
[16:01] ---
No, I should be laughing.
He's totally uncool.
SIGN Ahah Ahah Hehhehheh Hahahaha
SIGN Grrr....
[16:05] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you're laughing too hard...
[16:07] ---
Stop laughing!
[16:10] ---
Yikes!
[16:12] ---
Huh?
[16:14] ---
Oh...
[16:15] ---
What?
[16:17] ---
Corporal? Are you okay?
[16:19] ---
I'm... going to go... look for my belt...
[16:23] ---
Corporal... Giroro...?
[16:26] ---
What's wrong with him?
[16:28] ---
It's gone! Gone! Gone!
[16:32] ---
Why can't I find it? Without it, I'm...
[16:37] ---
Cut it out. I don't have time
to play with you right now!
[16:42] ---
Gone! Gone!
[16:43] ---
Where is it? Where did it go?!
[16:49] ---
Did you find it?
[16:51] ---
No...
SIGN Pain, extreme pain
[16:55] ---
That must really hurt.
[16:57] ---
C-Corporal...
SIGN Bam
[17:01] ---
How pitiful.
[17:06] ---
Too bad. Looks like you've
lost your sense of balance.
[17:12] ---
What?
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[17:13] ---
There's no way you can fulfill
your duties as a walking arsenal now.
[17:16] ---
What will you do?
[17:20] ---
Give me something else to put on.
That should be enough!
SIGN Tosa Spirit
[17:26] ---
Champion sumo wrestler!
SIGN Chief for a Day
[17:28] ---
A sash!
[17:31] ---
A scarf!
[17:36] ---
None of them work.
[17:38] ---
Giroro-senpai, why don't you try this?
SIGN Whoa
[17:43] ---
I... don't want to rely on
something like that...
[17:48] ---
See? You get 100% accuracy with this.
[17:54] ---
What?!
[17:58] ---
Looks like it won't work on Corporal Giroro.
[18:01] ---
That's how messed up his balance is.
[18:05] ---
H-Hey... Giroro...
[18:08] ---
That belt has always been with me
on the battlefield.
[18:12] ---
There's no substitute.
[18:23] ---
I have no choice...
I can't be a burden to the others.
[18:28] ---
Hey, something wrong?
[18:30] ---
N-Natsumi!
[18:31] ---
Are you feeling okay? You look sad.
[18:36] ---
I-It's nothing...
[18:37] ---
Really? Well, if you say so...
[18:41] ---
N-Natsumi...
[18:43] ---
What is it?
[18:44] ---
Um... Did you do your homework?
[18:46] ---
Huh?
[18:47] ---
Brush your teeth, okay?
[18:50] ---
Don't catch a cold now...
[18:51] ---
What are you talking about?
[18:54] ---
Take care.
[18:57] ---
Bye.
[18:59] ---
What's with him?
[19:06] ---
Y-You're leaving the army?
Hold on a second!
[19:09] ---
If you leave without permission,
you'll be court-martialed!
[19:12] ---
That's right. Besides,
it's impossible to go back
[19:15] ---
to Planet Keron
on that flying board.
[19:18] ---
If I manage to get back
to Planet Keron,
[19:20] ---
I'll do anything.
Even take my punishment.
[19:23] ---
Hey, Giroro, you're not saying...
[19:25] ---
My carelessness brought about
this whole incident.
[19:29] ---
I've failed as a soldier.
[19:30] ---
If you are a failure,
what would you call this thing?
SIGN This thing.
[19:34] ---
Yeah, he's got a point.
[19:35] ---
I've already made up my mind. I'm sorry.
[19:40] ---
Giroro...
[19:44] ---
Hm? What are you...
[19:50] ---
What is it? A farewell gift?
[19:54] ---
Hm?
[19:56] ---
Huh?
[19:56] ---
Hey, that's...
[19:57] ---
Kululu's symbol!
[20:08] ---
Well, looks like you've finally found it.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[20:10] ---
I thought your belt might
have some kind of secret.
[20:14] ---
My curiosity made me do it.
[20:17] ---
Listen, pal, I may not be
a perfect shooter right now,
[20:20] ---
but I know I can hit
a target this close.
[20:24] ---
C'mon, it was just a joke.
[20:25] ---
I hate jokes.
[20:36] ---
Here, eat up! It's the best part.
[20:41] ---
Man, who would've thought
you'd be the one to save me...
[20:44] ---
It's not much of a thank you,
but let me show this just to you.
[20:48] ---
The belt itself doesn't
have any special feature, but...
[20:54] ---
This's my good-luck charm.
[21:00] ---
The warrior Giroro
faces danger day after day.
[21:04] ---
But now he has a photo
and a friendship with a cat
[21:06] ---
that bring peace to his mind.
[21:11] ---
Around the same time...
[21:13] ---
Three soldiers are suffering
from extreme restlessness.
[21:18] ---
I can't get any satisfaction,
no matter how many I put together.
[21:21] ---
I can't be full,
no matter how much I eat.
[21:24] ---
What's going on, Kululu?
[21:26] ---
Looks like not only do
your combat skills triple,
[21:28] ---
but your desires do, too.
[21:31] ---
Ouch...
[21:33] ---
How pathetic.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
It's me, Sumomo!
Did you all listen to my song?
[23:10] ---
It's breaking the universal record for
most consecutive weeks at number one.
[23:14] ---
I hope my song cheers up
everyone on Pekopon!
[23:17] ---
I mean it. Well, catch you later.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that. Next time,
the fifth member will finally appear.
[23:23] ---
"Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship,
How Beautiful It Is, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
Two stories!
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E13 - Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir! / Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship, How Beautiful It Is, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Today our Earth is inhabited
by a number of alien invaders...
[01:35] ---
They are in a frenzy of activity
each day to achieve their various goals.
[01:44] ---
How cute!
[01:45] ---
Gesu-chaaan!
[01:46] ---
Just look at how popular he is!
He has become Japan's national idol!
[01:51] ---
He's Gesu-chan of the Gesui River!
SIGN Musculus pectoralis
[01:56] ---
Musculus pectoralis!
SIGN Quadriceps
[01:58] ---
Quadriceps!
[02:01] ---
Those foolish Pekoponians!
SIGN Rectus abdominis
[02:03] ---
Rectus abdominis!
[02:04] ---
Grovel, all of you, before my charms!
SIGN Adductor Longus
[02:07] ---
Adductor longus!
[02:17] ---
Please stop!
[02:18] ---
Sartorius muscle!
SIGN Sartorius muscle
[02:19] ---
Don't look!
SIGN Oblique abdominal muscle
[02:20] ---
Oblique abdominal muscle! Biceps!
[02:20] ---
Who's doing this?!
SIGN Biceps
[02:23] ---
Show yourself!
[02:28] ---
Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir!
SIGN Scoop! Gesu-chan was actually a creepy pervert!!
[02:36] ---
Then, Gesu-chan got away
by stealing a bicycle.
[02:39] ---
He is still nowhere to be found.
[02:42] ---
So, Gesu-chan was actually a pervert.
[02:45] ---
No, he's one of the Arazaza aliens.
Their heads look like a seal's.
[02:50] ---
We could say that he's
a regional alien.
SIGN Regional Alien Arazaza
[02:52] ---
He's a formidable invader
who's trying to infiltrate
[02:54] ---
the Pekoponian society
by using his adorable face.
[02:56] ---
I'm sure his goal is to
obtain legal residency.
SIGN Special Residency Card
[03:02] ---
I-Is that so?
[03:04] ---
Around the same time,
[03:05] ---
aliens hiding out on Earth are
being attacked, one after another.
[03:19] ---
What?!
[03:20] ---
Oh, what am I thinking?
[03:22] ---
But haven't you all felt
someone's presence behind you
[03:25] ---
when taking a shower?
SIGN Creepiness Creepiness Creepiness
[03:33] ---
Mukujan is a type of alien
who emits a creepy vibe.
[03:36] ---
They aren't hostile or harmful at all.
[03:39] ---
They just turn the mood slightly eerie.
[03:52] ---
Wow! How convenient!
[03:53] ---
Come and see!
[03:54] ---
As you can see, with this
super-duper cutting machine,
SIGN Big Sale Special Price Cheap
[03:56] ---
you'll be able to easily
slice radishes in rounds,
[03:59] ---
shell peanuts, and much more!
[04:02] ---
Right now we have a special offer!
[04:04] ---
Only for this very moment,
I'll take an amazing 99% off!
[04:08] ---
I want it! I want it!
[04:12] ---
Those Pekoponian consumers
are so gullible.
[04:14] ---
You'll be surprised when
my cookware turns into invaders.
SIGN Gail: Demonstrator-type alien.
SIGN Asset Flow
[04:25] ---
What's that?
[04:26] ---
Oh, no!
[04:27] ---
It's a scam! We want our money back!
[04:39] ---
Okay, everyone, please be silent!
[04:41] ---
Today, I will be introducing a new student.
SIGN Azumaya Koyuki
[04:46] ---
I'm Azumaya Koyuki.
Nice to meet you all.
[04:49] ---
So petite and cute!
[04:50] ---
Yes, yes.
[04:51] ---
Now, you'll be sitting next to
Hinata-san over there, okay?
[04:57] ---
Nice to meet you!
[05:01] ---
You smell like the city.
[05:03] ---
What?!
[05:08] ---
Do you like sports, Koyuki-chan?
[05:10] ---
Sports? Oh stuff like Judo
and Tae Kwon Do?
[05:12] ---
Tae... what?
[05:14] ---
Certainly those are sports, but...
[05:17] ---
Next up: Hinata-san.
[05:18] ---
Right!
[05:20] ---
Natsumi!
[05:21] ---
Good luck!
[05:32] ---
Natsumi! You're so cool!
[05:34] ---
Am I supposed to do the same?
[05:36] ---
That was Natsumi showing off.
[05:38] ---
All you have to do is to roll forward.
[05:40] ---
Next up: Azumaya-san.
[05:43] ---
That city girl isn't bad at all.
[05:45] ---
Do your best, Koyuki-chan!
[05:47] ---
I shouldn't hold back!
[05:50] ---
Huh?
[05:57] ---
How was my triple forward somersault?
[06:01] ---
Huh? Did I botch it?
[06:03] ---
D-Did you just see that?
[06:05] ---
I can't believe it.
[06:05] ---
Looks like Natsumi has competition.
[06:07] ---
Th-That was amazing,
Koyuki-chan!
[06:13] ---
Yeah, the transfer student
is simply amazing.
[06:16] ---
Her name is Koyuki-chan!
[06:19] ---
She's so athletic!
[06:22] ---
Almost like an Olympic medalist.
[06:22] ---
I was hoping to walk home with her,
[06:25] ---
but she's with a boy...
[06:25] ---
Oh, wow.
[06:27] ---
Yeah. I mean, you don't come
across someone so incredible very often.
[06:30] ---
We do have incredible aliens, though.
[06:33] ---
Nah, she's nothing like
those incredibly stupid frogs.
[06:36] ---
Aliens? Stupid frogs?
[06:53] ---
How is your new school suiting you?
[06:56] ---
It was fun. There's a girl
I think I can become friends with.
[07:01] ---
That is a fine thing.
[07:04] ---
You know what, Dororo?
[07:06] ---
Huh?
[07:06] ---
I might have found your friends.
[07:11] ---
I have divested myself of my past.
[07:13] ---
I no longer have any friends.
[07:16] ---
But... I think your friends miss you.
[07:35] ---
They're friends. I'm sure they must
have been worrying about Dororo.
SIGN Hinata
[07:51] ---
So these are Dororo's friends...
[08:01] ---
Somehow... they seem to have
forgotten all about Dororo.
[08:05] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[08:06] ---
Gero?
[08:08] ---
I got a message from Keron headquarters!
[08:09] ---
What's wrong with you dumbos?
Slacking off all day long!
[08:13] ---
Maybe that red guy is different!
[08:15] ---
Look!
[08:18] ---
Huh?
[08:19] ---
What are these?
[08:20] ---
Many aliens hiding out on Pekopon
have been attacked.
[08:24] ---
It must be a skirmish
among invading aliens!
[08:28] ---
Are you saying that
we might be attacked, too?
[08:30] ---
That's right!
[08:32] ---
Other aliens are targeting
Pekopon besides us.
[08:35] ---
Don't forget that other aliens
are always trying to beat us.
[08:39] ---
Don't forget? What about Dororo?
[08:41] ---
Aren't you all worried about Dororo?
[08:44] ---
I have divested myself of my past.
I no longer have friends.
[08:50] ---
Dororo!
[08:52] ---
Who's there?!
[08:57] ---
Intruder!
[08:58] ---
After him!
[09:05] ---
Natsumi-san...
SIGN Eeek!
[09:09] ---
Um... this is... uh...
[09:12] ---
What's the matter, Sis?
[09:14] ---
Halt! Halt! Halt!
SIGN Halt Halt Halt Halt
[09:16] ---
Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
[09:20] ---
K-Koyuki-chan?!
[09:21] ---
What?
[09:21] ---
Natsumi-san, let me explain...
[09:24] ---
Are you an acquaintance
of Lady Natsumi's?
[09:27] ---
I apologize for making such a fuss!
[09:30] ---
How could you trust her so easily?
SIGN Pow!
[09:32] ---
Look at her.
[09:34] ---
She's not just anybody!
She could be one of the attackers!
[09:39] ---
Did you use Natsumi to get close to us?
[09:43] ---
I wouldn't...!
[09:44] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[09:45] ---
What's going on?
[09:46] ---
Natsumi-san...
[09:48] ---
Answer her!
[09:57] ---
Gero!
[09:58] ---
You're...
[09:59] ---
It has been some time since we met, yea,
since you became resigned to history.
[10:03] ---
Ze...
[10:05] ---
Ze...
SIGN Zeroro
[10:09] ---
Zeroro!
[10:11] ---
Could he be the fifth one?
[10:13] ---
So, he's been with Koyuki-chan?
[10:15] ---
Hey, it's been a while!
[10:18] ---
I'm glad you're safe, Zeroro.
[10:19] ---
Where have you been all this time?
We were so worried about you.
[10:23] ---
All right! Let's do the usual "resonance!"
[10:26] ---
Okay!
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulu...
[10:32] ---
I respectfully refuse.
[10:33] ---
What?
[10:35] ---
I have rid myself of my hideous past.
[10:38] ---
Zeroro is no more. I am Dororo now.
SIGN Name: Dororo
SIGN Dororo?!
[10:41] ---
Dororo?
[10:42] ---
I bid you farewell... my former leader!
[10:45] ---
Former?!
SIGN Former
SIGN Vanish!
[10:52] ---
Wh-What is that?
[10:55] ---
It's a Dear John letter!
SIGN Dear John letter from Dororo
[10:57] ---
Y-You mean he's cutting me off?
[11:00] ---
So, he's upset...
[11:01] ---
He was the last missing member.
[11:03] ---
We should have searched
for him more seriously.
[11:05] ---
Well, I forgot about him.
[11:07] ---
To be honest, I did, too.
[11:11] ---
Koyuki-dono... You did all this for my sake.
No words can express my thanks.
[11:16] ---
Are you really sure about this, Dororo?
[11:18] ---
Let us proceed! We must be the ones
to protect this beautiful Pekopon!
[11:23] ---
The fifth soldier, Lance Corporal
Dororo, has finally appeared!
[11:27] ---
What will tomorrow
bring to the Keroro Platoon?
[11:29] ---
Good, bad, or ugly?
[11:40] ---
Presently, there are many
aliens hiding out on Earth.
[11:44] ---
Among those thousands of aliens
are the following...
[11:49] ---
How annoying of one lowly Keronian
[11:52] ---
to think he can protect Pekopon.
[11:55] ---
They shall grovel before me,
at the feet of the great Viper-sama!
SIGN Viper, the Nemesis-type Alien
[12:07] ---
Some of the ones in hiding dare
to behave like a typical villain.
[12:15] ---
Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship,
How Beautiful It Is, Sir!
[12:20] ---
What?! The fifth one
finally showed up?!
[12:23] ---
Where is he?
[12:24] ---
Actually... he got angry and left.
[12:27] ---
Understandable. I mean,
everyone forgot about him.
[12:30] ---
You are wrong about that, sir!
[12:33] ---
Since Kululu arrived just recently,
[12:35] ---
I wasn't expecting the
fifth one to come so soon after.
[12:38] ---
He has a point.
If it were a comic series,
SIGN A professional editor's opinion
[12:40] ---
I'd have kept the readers
in suspense a little longer.
[12:43] ---
Until the seventh volume,
for example.
[12:47] ---
Yes, exactly!
[12:49] ---
So, what is the fifth one like?
[12:51] ---
Huh? Well...
[12:54] ---
Tamama probably
doesn't know much about him.
[12:57] ---
Tamama and Kululu joined up
when the platoon was assembled.
[13:02] ---
Only Giroro and I knew Zeroro
before that.
[13:06] ---
Giroro, Zeroro, and I were classmates
[13:09] ---
in the elementary training school.
[13:14] ---
Speed! Speed! Yahoo!
SIGN Young Keroro
SIGN Young Giroro
[13:19] ---
W-Wait for me! Keroro!
SIGN Young Dororo
[13:21] ---
You're too slow, Zeroro!
[13:26] ---
Ze-ro-ro-kun!
[13:29] ---
I'm so glad you came!
Please come in.
[13:34] ---
Your family is so rich!
[13:36] ---
No, we're not. We're just average.
[13:38] ---
Oh? Are you friends of Zeroro's?
[13:40] ---
Hello!
[13:41] ---
Thank you for being friends with Zeroro.
[13:44] ---
Stop it, Mother!
[13:44] ---
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[13:47] ---
Awesome! You have so many
Pekoponian games and plastic models.
[13:52] ---
Play as you please.
[13:53] ---
Zeroro-kun... we're friends, right?
[13:58] ---
Yeah! We're friends!
[14:01] ---
We're best friends!
[14:02] ---
Best friends!
SIGN Danger
[14:06] ---
Keroro, this game of "no braking"
is too dangerous.
[14:09] ---
Oh, c'mon!
[14:10] ---
If you use the brake,
it means a breakup of our friendship.
SIGN Breakup!!
[14:13] ---
Breakup?!
[14:14] ---
I... I'm scared... but I'll do it
because we're friends!
[14:17] ---
Because we're friends!
[14:19] ---
Huh?
[14:21] ---
The game is over. Use your brakes!
[14:25] ---
Because we're friends!
[14:31] ---
Because of his circumstances,
[14:33] ---
Zeroro lingered on the
verge of death many times.
[14:37] ---
No using your feet!
[14:40] ---
No running away!
[14:42] ---
As the years rolled by,
his physical ability skyrocketed.
[14:47] ---
And he became the head of the elite
Keronian unit known as Assassins.
[14:52] ---
You call yourself his friend?
[14:54] ---
Gero!
[14:55] ---
It sure does not sound like it.
[14:56] ---
What? Of course we're friends!
[14:59] ---
But it sounds like he's got
an interesting character!
[15:02] ---
And Zeroro... no, Dororo,
as he's called now...
[15:06] ---
has far superior
combat abilities than I.
[15:12] ---
We should hope that he doesn't
become our opponent.
[15:14] ---
Could this be the end of
the Keroro Platoon?
[15:18] ---
I can only hope that our opponents
won't know what's going on.
[15:24] ---
Fights occur,
even among Pekoponians.
[15:27] ---
It is a difficult path
to try to preserve peace.
[15:31] ---
Dororo, you take things too seriously.
[15:35] ---
You cut off the friends
you finally met up with...
[15:38] ---
This is as it should be.
I am on Pekopon's side now.
[15:42] ---
Since Keroro and the others are
the invaders, they are my enemy.
[15:46] ---
I fell in love with this beautiful planet.
[15:50] ---
In addition, I owe you a debt
of gratitude, Koyuki-dono.
[15:54] ---
Dororo and Koyuki...
[15:56] ---
How did they meet and become partners?
[15:59] ---
I'm afraid I can't tell you, because...
[16:07] ---
Who are you?
[16:09] ---
Before you worry about Pekopon,
[16:11] ---
you should be worrying
about yourself!
[16:14] ---
I've found you, Keronian!
[16:16] ---
Y-You are...
[16:20] ---
Sarge?!
[16:21] ---
What the...?!
[16:22] ---
This is Zeroro's messaging technique.
[16:26] ---
Dororo and I have been
captured by an alien called Viper!
[16:30] ---
Viper?!
[16:31] ---
Please! Our friends!
Come and rescue us!
[16:43] ---
Keroro Platoon!
This is an emergency! Let's go!
[16:46] ---
Roger!
[16:51] ---
How did that creep petrify Dororo?
[16:55] ---
Who in the world are you?
[16:57] ---
Ha! My people are the
Keronian people's nemesis.
[17:01] ---
They have always been our prey.
[17:05] ---
Look, he's so frightened,
he can't even speak!
[17:11] ---
That's enough!
[17:16] ---
Keroro... My former leader...
[17:20] ---
Viper, we're here to stop you!
[17:24] ---
Nonsense!
[17:28] ---
How pathetic!
[17:29] ---
Meet the doom!
[17:30] ---
Too late!
SIGN Total defeat
[17:41] ---
The Keroro Platoon was
defeated in a blink of an eye.
[17:44] ---
In only 15 seconds, to be exact.
[17:46] ---
An incomplete platoon of
Keronians is no match for me.
[17:54] ---
This wouldn't have happened
if all five of us had been together.
[17:57] ---
I'm sorry, Dororo...
I mean Zeroro! I'm really sorry!
[18:02] ---
In Keroro's mind, there was
an odd click within his trauma.
SIGN Click
[18:08] ---
Zeroro-kun, I'm sorry! The one who
broke your precious music box...
[18:13] ---
...was me!!
[18:24] ---
I wanted to apologize,
but I didn't have the courage!
[18:28] ---
I'm still saving up money
to buy you a new one!
[18:33] ---
So... please...
[18:38] ---
Dororo!
[18:38] ---
What the?!
[18:42] ---
Thank you for telling me
the truth, Keroro-kun.
[18:45] ---
Nay, Platoon Leader!
[18:47] ---
Zeroro...
[18:48] ---
Zeroro-kun... no, Dororo!
SIGN We're friends, right?
[18:50] ---
We're friends, right?
[18:57] ---
What the heck?!
[19:04] ---
Now five men strong:
the Keroro Platoon!
[19:13] ---
Let's do it! The Keroro Platoon's
special finishing attack!
[19:16] ---
Okay!
[19:23] ---
Energy Ball charge.
[19:25] ---
Tamama!
[19:26] ---
What?
[19:30] ---
Double dribble violation!
[19:31] ---
Giroro!
[19:34] ---
Traveling violation!
[19:36] ---
Keroro!
[19:37] ---
Hole in one!
[19:39] ---
Nice shot!
[19:40] ---
What?!
[19:41] ---
It's all yours, Dororo!
[19:42] ---
Dororo!
[19:43] ---
Dororo!!
[19:46] ---
Gently support with a left hand...
[19:54] ---
W-What is this? I can't dodge!
[19:57] ---
Actually, it’s more like I feel
I’m not supposed to dodge!
[20:00] ---
The magnificent technique
of the five
[20:03] ---
has transformed Viper
into a typical tokusatsu villain!
[20:07] ---
I feel like I'm supposed to be hit!
[20:10] ---
I feel like I'm supposed to blow up!
[20:19] ---
This is the true power of the
five-man Keroro Platoon!
[20:22] ---
It's our great victory!
[20:25] ---
My leader...
[20:28] ---
Good for you, Dororo.
[20:29] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[20:32] ---
You need to be nice to each other,
since you're friends.
[20:39] ---
You're planning to preserve
Pekopon's peace, right, Dororo?
[20:43] ---
That is correct.
[20:44] ---
If we conquer Pekopon
and make it a better place,
[20:47] ---
it'll be like killing two birds
with one stone!
[20:49] ---
Let's unite and fight together
from here on!
[20:53] ---
Understood.
[20:59] ---
Something wrong?
[21:01] ---
You said you broke that music box.
[21:05] ---
So I did.
[21:06] ---
You don't know what I went through.
[21:08] ---
I blamed my younger brother
and I took my anger out on my mom...
[21:11] ---
Huh?
SIGN Poof!
SIGN I need more time to think. - Dororo
[21:19] ---
"I need more time to think."
[21:21] ---
What a stubborn guy...
[21:24] ---
I guess boys' friendships
are complicated.
[21:28] ---
Anyhow, the five members of
the Keroro Platoon are back together...
[21:30] ---
...with a little bit of uncertainty.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Dororo.
[23:08] ---
What is true compassion?
[23:10] ---
We are all members of the same galaxy,
so why do we fight?
[23:14] ---
I hear that even on this small Pekopon,
the fighting never stops.
[23:18] ---
What can I do to help?
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
Next time, we begin
our ultimate invasion plan,
[23:23] ---
the very first with
all five of us together.
[23:25] ---
"The Five Assemble!
Probably The Longest Day, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's one big episode,
so look forward to it.
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E14 - The Five Assemble! Probably The Longest Day, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Friendship
[01:32] ---
Friendship...
[01:33] ---
Sometimes it means to be tough.
[01:36] ---
Sometimes it means to be compassionate.
[01:39] ---
It also brings strength.
[01:41] ---
And it can be fragile,
just like a flower.
[01:49] ---
Mama!
[01:50] ---
I want that flower!
[01:53] ---
Sorry. Even I can't reach it.
[01:56] ---
Come here!
[01:59] ---
Huh?
[02:07] ---
Mama, look! The flower fell to me!
[02:09] ---
Really? I guess it must really like you!
[02:14] ---
Forgive me, O flower...
[02:16] ---
But I say, if you cut one down,
you must grow two.
[02:18] ---
I gave the girl one flower,
[02:20] ---
so I must grow more in the earth.
[02:22] ---
Dororo!
[02:24] ---
Why don't you talk to
your friends again?
[02:27] ---
After all, you guys
waited for so long to reunite.
[02:32] ---
Friends...
[02:38] ---
The Five Assemble!
Probably The Longest Day, Sir!
[02:43] ---
That day, Sergeant Keroro
was acting very strangely.
[02:47] ---
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
SIGN At Work
[02:49] ---
What's taking you so long, Kululu?
I need your report now!
[02:52] ---
Also finish up the other matters
I asked you about!
[02:55] ---
This is amazing!
[02:55] ---
Yeah, that's it.
Do it, now, now, now!
[02:57] ---
He's actually working his butt off.
[02:59] ---
Somebody! Get a hard copy
of the data on this!
[03:03] ---
You're working like crazy.
[03:05] ---
We've finally found the fifth member.
[03:07] ---
I'm sure my attractive invasion plan
will make Dororo join us.
[03:13] ---
Keroro...
[03:15] ---
Our future is out there waiting for us.
[03:17] ---
We're only a few steps away
from realizing our dreams.
[03:22] ---
Keroro, you mean it for real.
[03:34] ---
Oh, good timing! It's from Dororo.
SIGN Today at noon, I'll be waiting on top of the unfinished building in Block 3. - Dororo
[03:38] ---
Today at noon,
[03:39] ---
I'll be waiting on top of the
unfinished building in Block 3.
[03:42] ---
Dororo.
[03:45] ---
I called you here to have
a man-to-man talk
[03:48] ---
about some important issues.
[03:50] ---
Oh, Dororo-kun, let's skip formalities.
[03:54] ---
Take a look.
[03:55] ---
I'm sure you'll find a plan
that'll please you!
[03:59] ---
What plan?
[04:01] ---
First off...
SIGN Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Plan A risk of skin damage! Ozone Hole Enlargement Master Plan! © Keroro
[04:03] ---
A risk of skin damage!
Ozone Hole Enlargement Master Plan!
[04:07] ---
We'll destroy the ozone layer
using Freon beams!
[04:09] ---
Without protection
from harmful UV rays,
[04:10] ---
the entire Pekoponian race
will go extinct for sure!
[04:12] ---
Help me!
[04:14] ---
It's so hot!
[04:16] ---
Huh?
[04:19] ---
Maybe that was a little too violent...
[04:22] ---
In that case, how about this?
SIGN Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Plan The Hay Fever Treatment! Setting the Forests Ablaze Master Plan © Keroro
[04:23] ---
The Hay Fever Treatment!
[04:25] ---
Setting the Forests Ablaze Master Plan!
[04:27] ---
The entire sky will be covered
with dark clouds.
[04:28] ---
As the carbon dioxide builds up,
[04:30] ---
Pekopon's global warming
will worsen for sure.
[04:42] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[04:44] ---
Here!
[04:46] ---
Gero...
[04:47] ---
Don't play with fire
at home. It's dangerous.
SIGN Keroro Platoon's Special Invasion Plans Mixing up the Sorted Garbage Master Plan! © Keroro
[04:50] ---
Next one!
[04:51] ---
Mixing Up the Sorted Garbage
Master Plan!
SIGN Flammable Rubbish Non-flammable Rubbish
[04:53] ---
We'll secretly mix up the garbage
sorted at each home,
[04:57] ---
rendering it unsuitable
for recycling!
[04:58] ---
The whole planet will be
overflowing with garbage...
SIGN Keroro Platoon's Special Invasion Plans Transforming Oil into Cola Master Plan! © Keroro
[05:00] ---
Transforming Oil into Cola
Master Plan!
[05:03] ---
No one knows what'll happen.
SIGN Can you work for 28 hours?
[05:06] ---
Extending Each Day to 28 Hours
and Lunch Break to 5 Hours Master Plan!
SIGN Afro Sergeant is Afro
[05:10] ---
Requiring Everyone to Wear
an Afro Hairdo Master Plan!
SIGN If we could do this...
[05:13] ---
I Want to Fly Freely
in the Skies Master Pl...
SIGN Rerererere
[05:15] ---
"Are You Going Out Again?" Master...
SIGN The Third
[05:18] ---
I love you, Fujiko!
[05:20] ---
Five Fine Frogs Fly Master Plan!
[05:23] ---
Akamakigami, aomakigami,
kimakigami Master Plan!
[05:26] ---
"Commander Char,
I Can't Slow Down" Master Plan!
[05:29] ---
Bus Gas Blast Master Pl...!
SIGN Total Annihilation
[05:35] ---
Total annihilation...
[05:39] ---
Dororo! Will you stop acting
like a spoiled brat?!
[05:43] ---
Mr. Sergeant
worked really hard, for once.
[05:46] ---
Exactly what kind of plan
do you want?
[05:51] ---
Flowers.
[05:53] ---
Huh?
[05:54] ---
I would like to decorate
the whole town with flowers.
[05:58] ---
Flowers?
[06:00] ---
That is correct.
[06:02] ---
This is such a beautiful planet.
[06:04] ---
I would like to make it
even more beautiful.
[06:07] ---
It will surely comfort people's hearts,
[06:10] ---
and it may even lead to
the realization of world peace.
[06:18] ---
Listen, we're invaders!
[06:20] ---
Of all things... flowers?!
[06:25] ---
I must have expected too much of you.
[06:27] ---
My apologies!
[06:32] ---
He's gone.
[06:34] ---
Maybe we were a little too immature.
[06:37] ---
Maybe...
[06:38] ---
Come to think of it,
what have we done as invaders?
[06:43] ---
As for me, I'm used to being
bossed around by Lady Natsumi.
[06:47] ---
I feel like I've become pathetic.
[06:52] ---
Should we allow this to go on?
[06:54] ---
Don't we have any sense
of responsibility as invaders?
[06:58] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[06:59] ---
I've never seen him like this before.
[07:02] ---
I can see clearly now!
SIGN Invader spirit Revived
[07:07] ---
Invader spirit revived!
[07:15] ---
Hey, you stupid frog!
[07:17] ---
Stop slacking off
and finish cleaning up!
[07:22] ---
Who do you think you're talking to?
[07:25] ---
Who else could I be talking to?!
[07:29] ---
Natchi!
[07:34] ---
He dodged?
[07:35] ---
Hey, we are invaders.
[07:37] ---
Huh?
[07:37] ---
I don't give a hoot
about your household chores...
[07:48] ---
I'm home!
[07:50] ---
Huh?
[07:50] ---
I just finished wiping the floor!
[07:52] ---
And I'm tracking mud all over
your just-wiped floor.
[07:56] ---
Only a fearsome invader can
get away with such an evil deed!
[08:00] ---
If you don't change your attitude,
you'll be sorry.
SIGN Gero
[08:06] ---
I'm not gonna let you aliens
do whatever you like.
[08:13] ---
Sergeant, are you okay?
[08:17] ---
He's acting different.
[08:21] ---
I'm so proud I didn't back down
one bit against Lady Natsumi.
[08:26] ---
I wish Dororo could've seen me!
[08:28] ---
I must admit,
you stood up for yourself pretty well.
[08:31] ---
Despite your wimpy look,
I saw a warrior in you.
[08:34] ---
What's wrong with Dororo,
[08:35] ---
wanting to adorn the
whole town with flowers?!
[08:38] ---
What a coward.
[08:39] ---
What do you think, Lady Mois?
[08:41] ---
Well, I have to admit that none of
your plans so far have been great.
[08:48] ---
To be honest, it's ridiculous
to even consider they'd work at all.
[08:51] ---
Or, like, clearly never?
[08:53] ---
None of them seemed any good, after all.
[08:56] ---
Is that so?
[08:57] ---
She's harsh.
[08:58] ---
But I think Dororo's idea is fantastic.
[09:01] ---
Really?
[09:03] ---
Yes! I'm sure all the girls
would love the idea, too!
SIGN Fill the Town with Flowers?! Master Plan
[09:06] ---
Well then,
[09:06] ---
let's proceed with the "Fill the Town
with Flowers" Master Plan!
[09:09] ---
Wonderful!
SIGN Hypocrite
[09:10] ---
What?!
[09:11] ---
You were making fun of it
until a moment ago.
[09:13] ---
It's important to be flexible enough not
to close your ears to youngsters, sir!
[09:18] ---
Wishy-washy guy!
[09:20] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[09:21] ---
tell Sergeant Major Kululu
to create fast-growing seeds.
[09:26] ---
Aye aye, sir.
[09:28] ---
Corporal Giroro, locate Dororo
and tell him to help us with this plan.
[09:33] ---
Got it.
[09:38] ---
Let's go, Private Tamama!
[09:40] ---
Okay!
[09:46] ---
This is Summer.
Come in, Winter, over.
[09:49] ---
This is Winter.
[09:51] ---
Oh, boy! It's going to be busy!
[09:52] ---
I don't like spying on them like this...
[09:55] ---
Stop grumping and keep
a sharp eye on them, okay?
[10:01] ---
Acknowledged. Winter, over and out.
[10:07] ---
And so the day
for the master plan arrives.
SIGN Perfect day for an invasion...
[10:13] ---
Natsumi-san!
[10:14] ---
Huh?
[10:17] ---
Let's walk home.
[10:19] ---
O-Okay...
[10:22] ---
Hey, Natsumi-san!
Do you like shopping?
[10:24] ---
Huh?
[10:25] ---
I've lived all my life in the country.
[10:28] ---
That's why I've always fantasized
about going shopping in the city.
[10:31] ---
Really?
[10:32] ---
I've been thinking...
could you take me around with you?
[10:36] ---
Please!
[10:37] ---
I'm sorry...
[10:38] ---
Huh?
[10:39] ---
Those stupid frogs seem to be
planning on something,
[10:42] ---
so I have to stay vigilant.
[10:44] ---
My brother and I take turns
keeping them under surveillance.
[10:46] ---
Oh...
[10:48] ---
How about Dororo? Have you noticed
anything strange about him lately?
[10:52] ---
Hm... Not really.
[10:54] ---
Well, that's a relief.
[10:56] ---
I promise I'll take you
around shopping next time. Bye.
[10:59] ---
Okay!
[11:10] ---
Will the flower of friendship
bloom once again?
[11:14] ---
Find out in the touching
second half, right after this!
[11:23] ---
The Hinata household is
filled with a tense atmosphere.
[11:27] ---
This is Summer.
Come in, Winter. Winter!
[11:33] ---
That voice!
[11:35] ---
Sorry! They found me out!
[11:37] ---
Fuyuki!
[11:38] ---
You're gonna be our pawn!
[11:42] ---
Here, Lady Natsumi.
Please lend us a hand!
[11:45] ---
Huh? What the heck is this?
[11:46] ---
They're seeds for our
[11:48] ---
"Fill the Town with Flowers"
Master Plan, ma'am!
[11:51] ---
'Kay, I'm off now!
[11:53] ---
They said they will
commence the plan at midnight.
[11:57] ---
What the heck are you thinking?
[11:58] ---
Why would you want to help invaders?
[12:01] ---
But...!
[12:13] ---
You're running a bit late, Koyuki-dono.
[12:16] ---
I had to use a longer route.
[12:19] ---
Huh?
[12:21] ---
Looks like your friends
are trying to find you.
[12:25] ---
Why don't you just tell them
that you live here?
[12:28] ---
I was lying in the street half-dead
[12:30] ---
when you helped me
without any reservations.
[12:33] ---
I felt as though I had died once.
[12:36] ---
That is why I've turned my back
completely on my past.
[12:39] ---
I have decided to devote my life
to protecting your beautiful planet
[12:44] ---
and upholding the peace.
[12:47] ---
And for that purpose,
I am ready to forget my comrades.
[12:53] ---
Isn't it possible to uphold peace
without giving up your comrades?
[13:03] ---
Giroro-kun?
[13:04] ---
Meet us at the park on
Block 3 at midnight tonight.
[13:11] ---
What could this mean?
[13:14] ---
Everyone, come closer.
[13:18] ---
This is an auspicious day indeed for us:
[13:21] ---
the very first step taken by
the Keroro platoon toward its goal!
[13:21] ---
Isn't this amusing?
[13:25] ---
I didn't expect I'd be meeting up
with Fuyuki-kun so late at night!
[13:28] ---
On behalf of my platoon,
I would like to thank everyone...
[13:31] ---
Shut up so we can start!
[13:32] ---
Huh?
[13:33] ---
Excuse me...
[13:35] ---
Where's Fuyuki-kun?
[13:36] ---
Now that you mention it,
he and his sister aren't here yet.
[13:40] ---
Even Saburo-senpai is letting himself
be manipulated by those aliens.
[13:44] ---
I think you're taking it all
the wrong way.
[13:46] ---
Let's go and join them.
[13:48] ---
Don't do that!
[13:49] ---
So? Where's Dororo,
whose bright idea this was?
[13:53] ---
Isn't he coming?
[13:55] ---
What I want to know is
whether Fuyuki will be here or not!
[13:59] ---
Forgive us for being late!
[14:00] ---
Huh?
[14:05] ---
I would like to have
some of those seeds.
[14:07] ---
Dororo!
[14:10] ---
So you did come!
Your platoon leader is so happy, sir!
[14:16] ---
Well, it looks like
everyone's here now, so...
[14:19] ---
Or, like, not left behind?
[14:22] ---
We will now proceed to decorate
the whole town with flowers!
[14:26] ---
This will be a declaration of our victory.
[14:30] ---
Yeah!
[14:31] ---
Well then, let's split up
and plant these flower seeds.
[14:35] ---
Commence the operation!
[14:37] ---
Ah...
[14:38] ---
We've got to follow them!
[14:40] ---
Oh, come on, Sis...
[14:46] ---
We'll take care of the
high ground, okay?
[15:04] ---
Wow!
[15:05] ---
It is amazing!
[15:18] ---
Hm?
[15:28] ---
I feel great, devoting myself
to planting these seeds.
[15:35] ---
When the flowers bloom
tomorrow morning,
[15:36] ---
everyone will be surprised!
[15:39] ---
Then they'll be inspired
to work hard all day long!
[15:44] ---
I can hardly wait until tomorrow!
[15:48] ---
There's been so much bad news
on Pekopon lately.
[15:52] ---
This is a small gift from
the enlightened Keronians
[15:54] ---
to the primitive Pekoponians.
[15:57] ---
That's right.
[16:00] ---
Master Fuyuki?
[16:02] ---
I'd like to do my part, too!
[16:07] ---
You're late.
[16:09] ---
I'm sorry, Sergeant.
[16:16] ---
Since I was little, I haven't had
a chance to play with girls my age.
[16:21] ---
That's why, even now, I don't
really know how to make friends.
[16:51] ---
Finally, the long-awaited
morning has come.
[16:54] ---
The flowers will bloom real soon.
I'll start the countdown!
[16:59] ---
3... 2... 1!
[17:12] ---
We did it!
[17:13] ---
We did it, sir!
[17:30] ---
Not bad.
[17:35] ---
Mama, look!
There are flowers everywhere!
[17:39] ---
Why, yes! Don't they look beautiful?
[17:42] ---
Yeah!
[17:43] ---
Hey, look at this!
[17:45] ---
These were the ones I planted myself!
[17:48] ---
Huh?
[17:51] ---
The flowers are disappearing
one by one!
[17:53] ---
I don't believe it!
Or, like, major crisis?!
[17:57] ---
What's going on out there?
[17:59] ---
Let's go and find out, Sarge!
[18:01] ---
Roger, sir!
[18:05] ---
Huh? What happened?
[18:08] ---
How can this be?
[18:09] ---
They're gone! All the flowers are gone!
[18:14] ---
The flowers... are gone...
[18:17] ---
What went wrong, sir?
[18:19] ---
Let's get rid of these, too!
[18:26] ---
Huh?!
[18:27] ---
This is the last one.
[18:29] ---
Wait a minute, please!
[18:30] ---
Huh?
[18:31] ---
Are you throwing away those flowers?
[18:33] ---
That's right!
[18:34] ---
I wish I knew who did this
without permission!
[18:38] ---
We were called in
to work on our day off.
[18:41] ---
What?
[18:42] ---
But...
[18:47] ---
Wait a minute!
[18:50] ---
I don't see why you have to
throw them all away!
[18:53] ---
Would it have been so wrong
to leave some behind?
[18:56] ---
Sis!
[18:58] ---
Someone probably went
to a lot of trouble to plant them.
[19:00] ---
Won't you leave some of them for us?
[19:04] ---
Lady Natsumi...
[19:05] ---
I don't exactly make the decisions here.
[19:08] ---
Please wait.
[19:12] ---
Momoka-chan?
[19:14] ---
Go ahead, Paul.
[19:15] ---
Right.
[19:16] ---
The Nishizawa Group
has acquired ownership
[19:19] ---
of this truck and everything in it.
[19:21] ---
What?
[19:30] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[19:31] ---
We've decided to plant
[19:32] ---
all these flowers on
one of the company's islands.
[19:36] ---
Really?
[19:37] ---
Thank you!
[19:39] ---
I-It's really nothing...
[19:41] ---
Well, looks like their mission
has been partially accomplished.
[19:44] ---
It was an impractical proposal
I put forward.
[19:47] ---
What are you talking about?
[19:48] ---
Yeah! I had great fun!
[19:52] ---
Tamama-kun...
[19:54] ---
I didn't dislike this mission.
[19:57] ---
Giroro-kun!
[19:58] ---
I'm completely thrilled
that we were able
[20:01] ---
to accomplish something together!
[20:04] ---
Keroro-kun...
[20:05] ---
We're not just comrades,
we're also friends!
[20:16] ---
Good morning, Koyuki-chan!
[20:19] ---
Hm?
[20:20] ---
Natsumi-san!
[20:23] ---
Do you have any plans after school?
[20:25] ---
Huh?
[20:26] ---
If you don't mind,
would you go shopping with me?
[20:30] ---
Really?
[20:35] ---
Hurray! I'm so happy!
[20:38] ---
I'm so glad for you as well,
Koyuki-dono.
[20:41] ---
Squeeze!
[20:42] ---
K-Koyuki-chan...
[20:45] ---
Huh?
[20:47] ---
They didn't get all of them,
after all. How nice!
[20:51] ---
Yes, indeed.
[20:54] ---
And so, with the many friendships
that bloomed that day,
[20:57] ---
the master plan
brought love and emotional...
[21:01] ---
Huh?!
[21:07] ---
I can't believe what I'm seeing!
[21:08] ---
Gigantic plants were discovered
on a small island in the Pacific Ocean!
[21:14] ---
Hey...
[21:16] ---
Gero!
SIGN I think I'll have to reconsider. - Dororo
[21:20] ---
I think I'll have to reconsider.
[21:22] ---
Natsumi-san...!
[21:24] ---
Nooo! Somebody help me!
[21:29] ---
Oh, dear... So much for
the flower of friendship.
[21:32] ---
That stupid frog!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
Hi, this is Koyuki. Unlike
the village where I grew up,
[23:09] ---
the city at night is as
bright as day. What a shock!
[23:13] ---
But if it's so bright, how do
you sneak into another's house?
[23:17] ---
It must be a pain
to be an urban ninja.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
Something unthinkable
[23:22] ---
will happen to Lady Momoka
in the next episode!
[23:24] ---
"Momoka: The Dark Momoka
Descends, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Dark Momoka:
The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two thrilling episodes!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E15 - Momoka: The Dark Momoka Descends, Sir! / Dark Momoka: The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
From the deep corners of outer space
[01:38] ---
come aliens with the purpose of
ruling the entire human race.
[01:43] ---
Let's call them our would-be invaders.
[01:46] ---
These Pekoponians
continue to surprise me.
[01:48] ---
I would never have thought
they had something like this!
[01:51] ---
Now that I know, I can't stay still.
[01:54] ---
Giroro!
[01:58] ---
What's the matter now?
[02:00] ---
Corporal Giroro, the time has come at last.
[02:03] ---
We need to act now
to carry out our mission!
[02:06] ---
I can see from his aura that
he really means business now!
[02:10] ---
He looks big... bigger than usual!
[02:13] ---
Just your imagination.
[02:14] ---
Just look, Giroro! Look at this!
[02:18] ---
That's...!
[02:23] ---
Momoka: Dark Momoka Descends, Sir!
[02:37] ---
Did Tama-chan go to
Fuyuki-kun's place again today?
[02:40] ---
No, I believe he's working out
in the training room today.
[02:44] ---
So that means he has no plans to go to
Fuyuki-kun's house today?
[02:48] ---
That is correct. He won't be going
to the Hinata residence today.
[02:52] ---
I see...
[02:54] ---
What the heck!
That means I have no excuse to see him!
[03:03] ---
Momoka-sama, are you hurt?
[03:06] ---
No. I'm all right.
[03:12] ---
I feel my relationship with
Fuyuki-kun is hardly moving forward.
[03:18] ---
It's got me worried.
[03:19] ---
I've gotta do something.
[03:25] ---
Hey, Tama-chan.
[03:32] ---
If only you hadn't come, I could've had
Mr. Sergeant's attention all to myself!
[03:37] ---
You! You little...!
[03:39] ---
Tamama Impact!
[03:45] ---
You're dead meat.
[03:46] ---
Excuse me, Tama-chan...
[03:48] ---
Oh, Momocchi! Morn!
[03:50] ---
"Morn"?
[03:51] ---
Momocchi, look over there!
[03:53] ---
Wow... What is it?
[03:54] ---
It's my current favorite ride!
It's a lot of fun!
[03:58] ---
Can I try it, too?
[03:59] ---
Sure, of course!
[04:02] ---
I'm gonna start it now!
[04:03] ---
Okay!
[04:05] ---
T-Tama-chan... I-I think it's going
a bit too fast for a merry-go-round.
[04:10] ---
It's no merry-go-round! It's a
G-force endurance test machine!
SIGN G-force endurance test machine
[04:14] ---
What? Stop it right now!
[04:16] ---
If you stop now,
it means you are a wimp.
[04:19] ---
Wimp... wimp...
[04:23] ---
If I don't do something about it...
[04:25] ---
Fuyuki-san...
[04:26] ---
...will I be a wimp forever?!
[04:28] ---
Faster!
[04:29] ---
I must become stronger!
[04:31] ---
Momocchi! That's more like you.
[04:36] ---
Stop! I can't take any more!
[04:39] ---
C'mon! Faster!
[04:41] ---
Take this!
[04:42] ---
No! Stop it right now!
[04:44] ---
Not over yet.
[04:46] ---
Master Tamama...
[04:48] ---
Are you sure this training is beneficial?
[04:51] ---
Of course!
[04:52] ---
This is exactly the training
that Momocchi needs!
[04:56] ---
Then I, Paul Moriyama,
shall do anything to help milady!
[05:01] ---
Stop!
[05:02] ---
Milady, you're doing great!
[05:13] ---
I feel a strange disturbance developing.
[05:19] ---
Go, go, go, go, go!
[05:21] ---
Faster, faster!
[05:22] ---
Please! I want it to stop!
[05:24] ---
Noooo!
SIGN Dark - Light - Dark - Light - Dark - Light...
[05:36] ---
Emergency! Emergency!
[05:39] ---
There's an accident in the
basement of the main building!
[05:41] ---
Give the highest priority
to the safety of milady Momoka!
[05:46] ---
C'mon, move! Double time!
[05:50] ---
We've detected a high-energy
life form inside the room!
[05:53] ---
Is it the culprit?
[05:54] ---
How did they get through our security?
[05:57] ---
In any case, they won't escape in
one piece after attacking Momoka-sama!
[06:00] ---
They're moving in this direction!
[06:01] ---
What?!
[06:02] ---
The room temperature is rising sharply!
[06:04] ---
Get ready to attack!
[06:07] ---
They're trying to
break down the steel door?
[06:28] ---
Commander!
[06:30] ---
What the...?
SIGN Dark Momoka arises
[06:35] ---
Dark Momoka arises!
[06:43] ---
Milady Momoka?
[06:45] ---
It looks like her, and yet...
[06:47] ---
Out of my way, or you'll be sorry.
[06:49] ---
Stop right there!
[06:52] ---
Who are you?
[06:54] ---
Can't you see for yourself?
[06:55] ---
I'm none other than
Nishizawa Momoka.
[06:57] ---
The lightning caused
milady to split into two?!
[07:01] ---
But that's...
[07:03] ---
Impossible!
[07:03] ---
I'm sick and tired of behaving like a wimp.
[07:06] ---
From now on, I'll do things my way.
[07:09] ---
You know where
I'm going now, don't you?
[07:12] ---
Huh?
[07:49] ---
That was our best performance ever.
[07:53] ---
That wasn't bad, future medalist.
[07:55] ---
I have no interest in silver or bronze.
[07:58] ---
Wait. Why the heck do I have
to perform these stupid routines?
[08:02] ---
To become gold medalists, what else?
[08:04] ---
It's not like we're entering any competition!
[08:07] ---
Pekoponians have this thing
called the Olympics.
[08:09] ---
Their best athletes gather in
the most intense competition ever
[08:11] ---
for honor and prestige!
[08:14] ---
Just thinking about it
makes my blood boil.
[08:17] ---
I'm surprised you don't
understand how it feels.
[08:20] ---
I guess you're not much of a
Keronian, after all.
[08:23] ---
This is nonsense. I quit.
[08:31] ---
What the...?
[08:33] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:34] ---
Hi there...
[08:36] ---
Look at you! What happened?
[08:39] ---
Well... when did Tamama get here?
[08:44] ---
Whoa!
[08:48] ---
Well, well, Miss Momoka...
[08:50] ---
That was a flashy entrance.
[08:52] ---
Stop goofing around, you idiots!
[08:54] ---
How could you call yourself invaders?
[08:56] ---
You should have conquered
the Earth by now!
SIGN Gundam models >>>>>> Invasion
[08:58] ---
Ouch, that hurts.
[09:01] ---
I figured I could do that after I finish
[09:03] ---
all the Gundam models I have.
SIGN Coward
[09:05] ---
Coward!
[09:07] ---
Because you are the leader, your team
can't make any progress on the invasion!
[09:13] ---
I'm so ashamed!
Everything you say is true, ma'am!
[09:15] ---
Listen carefully!
[09:17] ---
From now on, I'll lead the Earth invasion.
[09:20] ---
Huh?
[09:21] ---
What do you mean?
[09:22] ---
Momocchi...
[09:24] ---
Nishizawa Momoka has
now become two separate people.
[09:27] ---
What will happen next?
And what fate awaits Earth?
[09:30] ---
Will Keroro really be discharged?
[09:32] ---
No doubt there will be
troubled times ahead!
[09:52] ---
The nerve of that stupid frog!
[09:54] ---
Slacking off on his chores
when he's only a freeloader!
[09:57] ---
No supper for him tonight!
[09:59] ---
Don't be so mean.
Sarge is actually a hard worker.
[10:03] ---
Huh? What's that noise?
[10:05] ---
Jeez, what's going on?!
[10:08] ---
Shut u...
[10:11] ---
Sis, hurry up and close it!
[10:14] ---
What's going on?
[10:16] ---
What the heck?!
[10:24] ---
Wow! Those are combat helicopters!
[10:26] ---
What?! What?! What?!
[10:27] ---
Sorry for the intrusion, Master Fuyuki!
[10:30] ---
Ah! It's Nishizawa-san!
[10:33] ---
Excuse me! But did you happen
to see me here today?
[10:36] ---
What?
[10:42] ---
Dark Momoka:
The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!
[10:47] ---
This is Uncle's surveillance footage.
[10:50] ---
We might be able to find
what we're looking for.
[10:54] ---
Wait! Over there, near the pool!
[10:58] ---
There she is!
[11:00] ---
It's Nishizawa-san!
[11:01] ---
You're right! Wait, if that's her,
who's the one over here?
[11:04] ---
What's going on?
[11:06] ---
The truth is, milady Momoka
has split into two.
[11:10] ---
The one you're seeing on that monitor
is the other Momoka-sama.
[11:17] ---
Hey! She's acting
completely different today.
[11:20] ---
What happened to her?
[11:21] ---
The vicious side of Momocchi
split off and materialized.
[11:26] ---
You're not making any sense!
[11:29] ---
Her vicious side...
[11:31] ---
So how much progress have
you made so far in invading the Earth?
[11:38] ---
Answer me!
[11:39] ---
We've made no progress!
[11:41] ---
That's exactly what I thought.
[11:44] ---
You keep hoping things
will turn out right,
[11:46] ---
but you never actually do anything.
SIGN Zing zing
Heartache
Twinge twinge
Zing zing
Self- reflection
[11:48] ---
I cannot argue with that, ma'am!
[11:50] ---
You're all gutless wimps!
[11:53] ---
You're no different from...
[11:56] ---
I can't believe that she
would really split like this.
[11:58] ---
Lightning energy
might've been the trigger,
[12:03] ---
but the exact cause is unknown.
[12:05] ---
I wonder what the other one
is doing with Uncle.
[12:09] ---
Do they want to
rule Pekopon together?
[12:12] ---
That's impossible.
SIGN Conquer
Joint Operations
[12:17] ---
The invasion of Pekopon
is close at hand, ma'am!
[12:20] ---
But...
[12:22] ---
Reality was much harsher than that.
[12:24] ---
Now, decide.
[12:26] ---
Are you coming with me?
[12:27] ---
Or sticking with that stupid frog?
[12:30] ---
Make up your minds, you scumbags!
[12:35] ---
Giroro, you—
[12:38] ---
Look at his eyes. He's dead serious.
[12:40] ---
Is he taking her on?
[12:48] ---
I'm with you.
[12:49] ---
What?! You're betraying us?
[12:52] ---
Ever since I came to this house,
[12:54] ---
I've felt that a part of me
that matters a lot has been lost.
[12:58] ---
And I've come to accept
these lukewarm days of watching
[13:03] ---
our commanding officer do nothing
but build Gundam models.
[13:07] ---
Finally, my eyes have been opened.
[13:09] ---
I'm not betraying the team.
[13:11] ---
I'm just remembering
what our original goal was.
[13:14] ---
Do you really mean it?
[13:19] ---
Kululu! You, too?!
[13:20] ---
Causing accidents and
creating chaos is my business.
[13:24] ---
It's only natural for me
to side with her.
[13:28] ---
Giroro! Kululu!
What's the matter with you two?
[13:31] ---
We are the Keroro Platoon!
We're always comrades!
[13:35] ---
Tamama! You're not going,
are you?! Right? Right?
[13:39] ---
I know! I'll give you a
limited edition model of
[13:43] ---
Doan's custom Zaku
in Gundam episode 15!
[13:46] ---
So what do you say? Huh? Huh?
[13:51] ---
Tamama! Don't go!
[13:54] ---
Before you leave me, won't
you at least tell me what I'm lacking?
[13:59] ---
To put it in simple terms,
I think it's humanity.
SIGN Humanity
[14:05] ---
Humanity?!
[14:06] ---
Well, he's not human.
[14:08] ---
How could I have been so blind?
[14:10] ---
I thought I got along well with them.
[14:12] ---
I never thought about humanity.
[14:22] ---
Suddenly, I feel so tired.
[14:25] ---
I just want to sleep for a while...
[14:27] ---
Spring will always follow winter.
[14:30] ---
Hibernation?
[14:31] ---
I'm sure someone will
wake me up in the spring.
[14:35] ---
So sleepy.
You must be, too, Patras(che).
[14:39] ---
Thank you, and goodbye,
Sergeant Keroro.
[14:43] ---
We'll never forget about you.
SIGN Thank you for your support.
[14:46] ---
Thank you for your support.
[14:50] ---
Sergeant Keroro has entered
out-of-season hibernation.
SIGN Due to Sergeant Keroro's hibernation, next week at this time...
[14:53] ---
Starting next week, Corporal Giroro...
[14:54] ---
I can't wait until the next episode!
[14:57] ---
Now I declare the formation
of the Momoka Platoon!
SIGN Momoka Platoon
[15:03] ---
Wow! That's awesome!
[15:05] ---
It's the Pekopon annihilation missile,
codenamed the RX 7 plus 8!
[15:09] ---
It can raze everything to
the ground three times over.
[15:12] ---
Why haven't you tried
using this before?
[15:14] ---
Our ex-leader seemed to lack interest.
[15:16] ---
That was to be our ultimate weapon.
[15:18] ---
Launch it at once!
[15:19] ---
What?
[15:20] ---
So soon?
[15:20] ---
Don't you want to rule Earth?
[15:22] ---
Well... yes, but...
[15:23] ---
Momocchi, I think you
should calm down a little!
[15:27] ---
She's got a pretty nasty streak.
[15:29] ---
I knew you'd say that.
[15:32] ---
You're all just as gutless
as your ex-leader!
[15:35] ---
Don't compare us with Keroro!
[15:37] ---
If you really have guts...
[15:39] ---
...why don't you push this button?
[15:42] ---
Fine.
[15:47] ---
Go on.
[15:48] ---
I'll show you...
[16:14] ---
No, I can't do it!
[16:18] ---
I can't make myself do it!
[16:26] ---
I can do it.
[16:28] ---
Momocchi! Don't do it!
[16:30] ---
Please stop it!
[16:32] ---
I'm not a wimp.
I'll prove it right now!
[16:43] ---
Stop!
[16:46] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[16:48] ---
So you're finally here.
What took you so long?
[16:55] ---
You must've come prepared, I take it.
[17:00] ---
Say something.
[17:03] ---
You're no different from the others.
[17:04] ---
You just hope things will turn out right,
[17:06] ---
and you never act on your own!
[17:12] ---
If you don't have the guts
to say it, I'll do it for you!
[17:15] ---
And then I'll become the
one and only Nishizawa Momoka!
[17:22] ---
What's wrong?
[17:24] ---
Why aren't you stopping me?
[17:25] ---
Are you gonna be a wimp all your life?
[17:28] ---
You can do all the things
that I could never do.
[17:32] ---
So maybe it's best that you
become the real Nishizawa Momoka.
[17:36] ---
Wha...
[17:38] ---
Don't be ridiculous...
There are things I can't do by myself.
[17:44] ---
There's no way I can say it.
[17:49] ---
It would be meaningless
unless the words come from you.
[17:51] ---
If you can do it on your own,
then it would be better if I disappear.
[17:55] ---
That should be obvious to you!
[17:57] ---
No. I should be the one to disappear.
[17:59] ---
I should!
[18:00] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[18:02] ---
For me, both of you
make up the real Nishizawa-san.
[18:06] ---
If one of you disappears,
[18:07] ---
you wouldn't be the same
Nishizawa-san we know.
[18:17] ---
Let's go back...
to the way we were before.
[18:20] ---
I'll come back
if you turn into a wimp again.
[18:23] ---
Okay.
[18:24] ---
I'm glad it's over!
[18:25] ---
It's not over!
[18:27] ---
How can we get them back
to the way they were before?
[18:30] ---
Oh... you're right!
[18:31] ---
You mean...
[18:34] ---
They split into two because their
minds and bodies became unbalanced.
[18:38] ---
Now that their minds are one,
all they need to do
[18:40] ---
is to move their bodies in synch,
and they'll be back as one.
[18:43] ---
I see...
[18:44] ---
But how will they be able
to synchronize their movements?
[18:55] ---
I know what to do.
Synchronized swimming!
[18:58] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[18:59] ---
I thought he was hibernating!
[19:01] ---
Synchro...?
[19:02] ---
I've been waiting for this moment.
[19:04] ---
Spring has finally arrived!
SIGN Revived
[19:07] ---
Just leave everything to me.
[19:10] ---
Just watch and follow our lead, ma'am!
[19:12] ---
Okay.
[19:19] ---
Go!
[19:33] ---
The Sergeant and Giroro are fantastic!
[19:34] ---
They've been training real hard.
[19:36] ---
For what?
[19:45] ---
Always do your best.
[19:47] ---
I know... You are me...
[19:50] ---
And you're me.
[19:52] ---
Together, we are the
one true Nishizawa Momoka.
[19:56] ---
You're doing great, both of you!
[19:58] ---
They're moving in perfect harmony!
[20:00] ---
What a magnificent performance, milady.
[20:02] ---
This is all truly amazing!
[20:05] ---
We're starting to lose the audience.
[20:07] ---
Let's step up the pace!
[20:08] ---
Okay!
[20:17] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[20:18] ---
Oh! Yay! Yay!
[20:34] ---
They did it!
She's back to her old self again!
[20:42] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[20:44] ---
You did it!
[20:45] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[20:47] ---
I just want to... um...
[20:48] ---
C'mon! Show me some guts!
[20:51] ---
Um... the truth is,
what I really want to tell you is...
[20:55] ---
What the heck happened?
[20:57] ---
This can't be!
[20:59] ---
Why did we have to
become one as well, sir?!
[20:59] ---
Why did we have to
become one, as well?
SIGN Combined!
[21:03] ---
Yikes!
[21:03] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[21:04] ---
Get us back to normal!
[21:08] ---
Wait for me!
[21:09] ---
Don't come any closer, Mr. Sergeant!
[21:10] ---
Help me, please!
[21:12] ---
What were you saying again?
[21:13] ---
It's nothing. Maybe some other time...
[21:17] ---
If you'll excuse me...
[21:18] ---
Sergeant!
[21:20] ---
I'll tell you some other time, for sure!
[21:23] ---
There followed quite a bit of drama
in separating Keroro and Giroro.
[21:28] ---
But we'll just leave that up
to your imagination.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Paul.
[23:08] ---
It's starting to feel a lot like summer.
[23:11] ---
But there are still many cold nights,
[23:14] ---
so don't catch a cold while
you're slee... slaa... asloo!
[23:18] ---
Oops, excuse me.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that.
[23:22] ---
Next time, something
outrageous happens to Lady Mois.
[23:24] ---
"Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two fun-packed episodes!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E16 - Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir! / Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN The other side
[01:31] ---
The other side...
[01:33] ---
In this world, there are
always two sides to things...
[01:36] ---
Hm?
[01:38] ---
Once again, this is a story
about the other side.
[01:41] ---
The dark side of a certain character.
[01:44] ---
Hey, stop it right there!
[01:45] ---
Y-Yes?
[01:46] ---
Who decided that the
other side is always dark?!
[01:49] ---
Eh? But you know...
[01:50] ---
Know what?
[01:52] ---
If ya got something to say, just say it!
[02:01] ---
Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!
[02:06] ---
Lady Mois? Have you finished cleaning?
[02:09] ---
I'm gonna microwave
some leftover French fries.
[02:13] ---
Wow, as I expected,
everything's bright and shiny.
[02:17] ---
Where are you, Lady Mois?
Doing the dishes?
[02:20] ---
Wow! The dishes are all done!
[02:23] ---
So is the laundry! She's amazing.
[02:26] ---
Lady Mois? Where are you?
[02:29] ---
I can't find her anywhere.
Maybe she went shopping.
[02:33] ---
I'll wait for her
so we can share my snack.
[02:38] ---
Hey there, girl!
[02:40] ---
You're cute!
[02:42] ---
You free?
[02:45] ---
C'mon! Let's have some fun...
[02:52] ---
Why the heck did you do that?
[02:54] ---
We just wanna have fun!
[03:00] ---
Guys around here are
all bark and no bite, huh?
[03:05] ---
Let's have more fun.
[03:07] ---
I... I'm sorry.
[03:10] ---
What the heck is that?
[03:11] ---
Please take this.
[03:13] ---
You're giving it to me?
[03:15] ---
Y-Yeah...
[03:17] ---
Hm...
[03:23] ---
What the?
SIGN Help!
[03:27] ---
Who are you? Show yourself!
[03:30] ---
Come out from where you're hiding!
[03:32] ---
Hmm... that maiden seems familiar...
[03:40] ---
Isn't that...?
[03:44] ---
Hi!
[03:46] ---
Not again.
[03:47] ---
Again?
[03:51] ---
That was close!
[03:53] ---
This place is full of scumbags, huh?
[03:56] ---
You wanna pay me in apologies, too?
[03:58] ---
What?
[04:01] ---
Well, sorry, but I've got nothing on me.
[04:07] ---
You're a sad case!
[04:10] ---
That girl...
[04:12] ---
I just bought some of
the latest Gundam models.
[04:15] ---
I bet this'll get the sergeant's heart!
[04:18] ---
Tama?
[04:24] ---
Isn't that...?
[04:29] ---
Y-You must not be from around here.
[04:33] ---
Yeah, I'll be here for a while
wreaking havoc in this town.
[04:36] ---
I saw it. I saw it!!
[04:36] ---
You're not gonna get away with this!
[04:40] ---
I saw that girl's true colors.
[04:44] ---
Yes?
[04:45] ---
Good afternoon!
[04:47] ---
What? It's S-Saburo-senpai...!
[04:50] ---
G-Good afternoon...
[04:52] ---
Is Mois-chan in?
[04:54] ---
Is Mois-dono present?
[04:55] ---
Is that woman here?
[04:58] ---
Huh? Wha...
[05:00] ---
Hm? What is it?
SIGN That's ridiculous
[05:03] ---
W-What did you say?
Lady Mois has gone bad?
[05:05] ---
That's what these witnesses say.
[05:07] ---
I clearly saw her approach
those innocent thugs, and
[05:10] ---
Bam! Pow! Kick! Splat!
every one of them.
[05:15] ---
Out of the blue, she almost
kicked me right in the face.
[05:17] ---
When I saw her, she was about
to take a wallet from a young man.
[05:22] ---
Wallet? To get money?
Lady Mois?!
[05:25] ---
That can't be!
I'm sure you got this all wrong!
[05:28] ---
I find it all hard to believe, myself.
[05:30] ---
But I saw it with my own eyes!
[05:32] ---
Besides, Lady Mois was doing
my chores today. She did the cleaning.
[05:36] ---
Or, like, vacuum often?
[05:38] ---
The dishes...
[05:39] ---
Or, like, sparkling dishes?
[05:41] ---
The laundry...
[05:42] ---
Or, like, washer-dryer?
[05:44] ---
She carried out all those duties.
[05:50] ---
So you did nothing all day,
[05:51] ---
and you still expect to
get your allowance...?
[05:54] ---
Come on, it's just today.
Just happened that way.
[05:58] ---
I had heard about this evil
teenage girl but... I didn't think...
[06:03] ---
I'm certain it's that girl!
[06:06] ---
But it can't be...
[06:08] ---
She's probably attacking someone
right now. What a scary girl!
[06:11] ---
If you really wanna know,
why don't you all just watch this?
[06:16] ---
This DVD here captures
all of her private moments.
SIGN Dear Father
From Angol Mois
[06:24] ---
Wanna see it?
[06:26] ---
You mean we can see
everything about her on that?
[06:27] ---
Her real character! The naked truth?
[06:28] ---
Tamama is really getting excited!
He's really fixated on this...
SIGN I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.
[06:32] ---
Hey, cut that out!
[06:34] ---
What did you just say?
You gotta problem? Huh?
[06:37] ---
Sorry, I was just...
[06:40] ---
Tamama Impact!
SIGN Dear Father... Angol Mois
[06:47] ---
Hello, Father. I hope you are well.
[06:50] ---
I made a video diary for you.
[06:54] ---
What the heck is this, anyway?
[06:58] ---
She wanted to send
a video letter to her father,
[07:01] ---
and she asked me to film her.
SIGN Angol Mois's Room
[07:04] ---
I live in the secret headquarters
in the basement,
[07:08] ---
working part-time monitoring
the secret affairs of Pekopon.
[07:12] ---
It's a very rewarding job!
[07:14] ---
During my spare time,
I help Uncle with his chores,
[07:18] ---
and I help him some more.
[07:21] ---
And then some more.
That's my everyday life.
[07:23] ---
Every day...?
[07:26] ---
Really? I didn't notice.
That's strange, isn't it?
[07:29] ---
But I don't see anything suspicious...
[07:32] ---
Not at all.
[07:34] ---
But in the afternoon,
my secret time begins.
[07:43] ---
I haven't told you or Uncle about it yet.
[07:46] ---
It's the time when I can truly be myself.
SIGN This is it!
[07:49] ---
I was right! I knew it all along!
[07:52] ---
The timeframe matches.
[07:53] ---
So it's true, after all.
[07:55] ---
B-But we need
more than this to go on.
[07:58] ---
Umm, guys?
[08:01] ---
M-Mois-chan!
[08:02] ---
Well, uh, you know...
[08:04] ---
That's the video I recently made!
[08:07] ---
Nice to see you back, Lady Mois.
[08:09] ---
I was just wondering...
where were you, ma'am?
SIGN She is hiding something
[08:13] ---
Well, that's...
[08:15] ---
She's acting totally suspicious.
[08:18] ---
I can't tell you that...
[08:20] ---
Or, like, secret actions?
[08:22] ---
We've got proof!
[08:25] ---
Mois-chan!
[08:26] ---
Let's go after her!
[08:27] ---
Roger!
[08:31] ---
Oh, no...
[08:36] ---
No way... could she be...?
[08:39] ---
That delinquent teenage girl
we've heard about?
[08:42] ---
Let's just give her
all the money we have.
[08:44] ---
Yeah, let's just apologize.
[08:47] ---
For what? I haven't said anything. Yet.
[08:50] ---
Where'd she go?
[08:51] ---
I think she went this way.
[08:52] ---
There! Isn't that her?
[08:55] ---
This is everything we've got!
[08:59] ---
L-Lady Mois has really
become a delinquent?!
SIGN Juvenile Delinquent Mois
[09:03] ---
That pure Lady Mois
who would never hurt others...
[09:09] ---
She was so earnest in
trying to destroy Pekopon!
[09:13] ---
That's not exactly a good thing.
[09:17] ---
I trusted her...
[09:19] ---
Let's stop her!
[09:21] ---
Mois-chan!
[09:22] ---
Oh, Natsumi!
[09:23] ---
We're saved...
[09:29] ---
Karate?
[09:33] ---
She's fast! But her foot is defenseless!
[09:56] ---
You're me!
[09:57] ---
S-Stop talking nonsense!
This is too weird.
[10:04] ---
What just happened?
[10:06] ---
There are two Mois-chans?!
How can that possibly be?
[10:09] ---
Let's find out the truth behind
all this after the break!
[10:22] ---
Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
[10:28] ---
Who is this other Mois?
[10:31] ---
Mois herself reveals the
shocking truth! So take it away!
[10:38] ---
Thank you! Okay, here goes.
[10:39] ---
I arrived on Earth about 500 years
[10:42] ---
before my scheduled
Armageddon of 1999,
[10:44] ---
so I took a nap
to kill some time.
[10:46] ---
But I overslept just a bit,
and woke up in 2004.
[10:54] ---
So this is the planet
I'm supposed to destroy.
[10:59] ---
Daisuke! Yuki!
[11:01] ---
Asami...
[11:03] ---
Who the hell are you?
[11:04] ---
I'm not letting you treat
my friends like that.
[11:08] ---
Get the hell outta here!
[11:10] ---
We have a spunky one here...
You're gonna regret this.
[11:15] ---
Don't go scampering off later
with your tail between your legs.
[11:18] ---
H-Hey!
[11:21] ---
You asked for it.
[11:32] ---
She's taking them on to protect
her friends... What a brave girl.
[11:38] ---
Mois... before you destroy the planet,
[11:42] ---
it would be wise to understand
the hearts of its inhabitants.
[11:46] ---
It'll be a nice memorial to those
who lived on the dying planet.
[11:51] ---
I know!
[11:53] ---
I'll model myself after the
image and spirit of that brave girl.
[12:00] ---
So what happened after that?
[12:01] ---
Well... I was looking for a place
to begin Armageddon,
[12:06] ---
but I was so hungry that I felt faint,
and before I knew it, I had fallen.
[12:13] ---
So she's a different person, after all.
[12:16] ---
Who knew such a thing could happen
while I was out on surveillance.
[12:21] ---
Aren't you feeling a bit crowded?
[12:24] ---
Don't worry about me.
[12:24] ---
But it's too tight.
[12:26] ---
Don't mind.
SIGN Gero
[12:28] ---
I never doubted you, Lady Mois.
[12:32] ---
You liar!
[12:34] ---
So it was someone else...
[12:36] ---
But wait, didn't you say that
[12:38] ---
you modeled yourself
after the spirit of that girl?
[12:43] ---
Right.
[12:44] ---
Then how come you aren't violent?
[12:48] ---
Good point.
[12:49] ---
A beautiful flower
[12:51] ---
may, at times, have thorns
to protect its fragile self.
[12:57] ---
In that case, let's find out
what this flower is really thinking.
[13:02] ---
But for that, we'll need the
cooperation of Mois-chan herself.
[13:06] ---
I'll help in any way I can!
[13:08] ---
I'm sad to see the girl
I modeled myself after having problems.
[13:13] ---
Or, like, gung-ho spirit?
SIGN Gung-Ho Spirit
[13:18] ---
I'm not gonna forget this!
[13:24] ---
Pathetic.
[13:25] ---
Hello.
[13:29] ---
W-Where did you come from
all of a sudden?
[13:31] ---
Tell me, miss, do you know
what a doppelgänger is?
[13:35] ---
Huh?
[13:36] ---
Doppelgänger... Your other self.
[13:40] ---
If you have seen yours...
[13:43] ---
If I have seen mine...?
[13:44] ---
Unless you mend your ways, you will...
[13:49] ---
...die!
[13:54] ---
Well, I've already met my
doppel-whatever you call it.
[13:57] ---
Oh!
[13:58] ---
And I don't really care if I die.
SIGN Fortune Telling
[14:04] ---
Are those words... sincere?
[14:10] ---
What's this doppelgänger nonsense?
I bet it was just my imagination.
[14:19] ---
No way...
SIGN Coffee Shop
[14:29] ---
Y-You gotta be kidding me!
[14:32] ---
Welcome! Would you like
some fries with that?
[14:39] ---
Are you okay?
[14:40] ---
Nooo!
[14:45] ---
We're running a campaign
to stamp out littering.
[14:46] ---
This shouldn't be happening!
[14:48] ---
Let's all work together
to keep our streets clean.
[14:52] ---
Checkmate!
[14:54] ---
My part was successful.
[14:56] ---
It's a success here, too.
[15:01] ---
You can call it a success here, too.
[15:04] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu's
3D Graphic Projector is awesome, sir!
[15:13] ---
What's going on here?!
SIGN Keep your town clean
[15:21] ---
Oh, man.
What just happened back there?
[15:27] ---
W-Who's there?
[15:35] ---
So we meet again!
[15:39] ---
I am you...
[15:41] ---
And you are me...
[15:43] ---
Th-That's not funny!
[15:46] ---
Do you know what a doppelgänger is?
[15:49] ---
It can't be!
[15:53] ---
Why do you do those things?
[15:56] ---
Shut up. It's none of your business.
[15:59] ---
It is my business.
Can't you see? I am you.
[16:05] ---
Great job, Mois-chan!
[16:07] ---
Pretty soon, that girl
will be spilling her guts out.
[16:10] ---
Right! Fuyuki-kun wrote the script,
and I'm directing. Hope it works.
[16:16] ---
Let's see how good you two are!
[16:19] ---
Don't forget the technical contributions
[16:21] ---
of your Sergeant Master Kululu.
[16:23] ---
Besides, Lady Mois's
performance is incredible.
[16:26] ---
She'd win Best Actress.
[16:28] ---
You really think so...?
[16:30] ---
Don't lie to me!
[16:32] ---
If you're really me,
then you would understand!
[16:34] ---
Oh, I... of course I understand!
[16:37] ---
Let's see...
[16:38] ---
You know you can't
let things go like this.
[16:42] ---
Shut up! I don't care
what happens to me anymore.
[16:47] ---
You really don't care what
happens to you?
[16:50] ---
I don't care!
[16:52] ---
You really don't care at all?
[16:56] ---
When things were going well...
everyone in school liked me.
SIGN Asami Victory Good luck, Asami! Fight! Be Number One in the World.
[17:11] ---
But...
[17:13] ---
...I was branded as a bad girl
just because of one fight.
[17:18] ---
My friends... even my parents
became distant.
[17:20] ---
I worked very hard to make my
parents and everyone else happy.
[17:25] ---
I gave everything I had to
meet the expectations of everyone.
[17:29] ---
But... one fight changed everything,
[17:32] ---
including the feelings of my friends
and other students at school.
[17:37] ---
Everyone looked at me
as some kind of nuisance.
[17:41] ---
And the only reason I got into
that fight was to save my friends!
[17:46] ---
That was the only reason...
[17:48] ---
I don't care anymore...
[17:51] ---
I hope they all disappear.
[17:57] ---
You poor thing. I had no idea...
you were hurting inside so much.
[18:04] ---
Huh?
[18:13] ---
If that's what you really want...
[18:15] ---
W-Who the hell are you?!
[18:19] ---
Let's make everything on this planet
disappear, as you wished!
[18:23] ---
Or, like, wishes fulfilled?!
SIGN Wishes Fulfilled
[18:26] ---
What?
[18:27] ---
No way!
[18:27] ---
Hey, wait!
[18:28] ---
Huh...?
[18:29] ---
Here goes! Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN Armageddon
[18:34] ---
Armageddon!
[18:39] ---
Give me a moment, and I'll
destroy the planet right away.
SIGN What's going on?!
[18:47] ---
W-Wait!
SIGN Script
[18:49] ---
That's not in my script!
[18:50] ---
That's Mois-chan's improv!
[18:52] ---
We'd better stop her!
[18:53] ---
Lady Mois!
[18:55] ---
What incredible destructive power!
[18:56] ---
Grrr! Quit the ad-libbing!
You overacting amateur!
[19:03] ---
Oh, no.
[19:06] ---
I'm almost done here! Ready, set...
[19:20] ---
Stop!
[19:21] ---
What?! But you...
[19:24] ---
Please stop!
[19:26] ---
I get it now... I see
what you're trying to say...
[19:31] ---
I thought I didn't care anymore,
[19:34] ---
but I can't stand the thought of never
seeing my friends or parents again.
[19:40] ---
I know it. I'm just a loser.
[19:51] ---
I won't run anymore.
[19:54] ---
Thanks for stopping me
before I committed a crime.
[19:59] ---
Thank you very much, my other self.
[20:03] ---
Sure!
[20:11] ---
Lady Mois!
[20:12] ---
Uncle!
[20:13] ---
Good job, ma'am!
[20:15] ---
I guess all's well that ends well.
[20:18] ---
Mois-chan's ad-lib really did the trick.
[20:20] ---
For a moment, I thought you were
really going to destroy Pekopon.
[20:26] ---
Huh? Of course that's
what I was going to do.
[20:29] ---
If that girl hadn't asked me to stop,
[20:31] ---
this planet would've
been reduced to dust by now.
[20:34] ---
Or, like, nearly doomsday?
[20:36] ---
Or, like, safety hazard!
SIGN Safety Hazard
[20:39] ---
By the way, what do you do
during your secret time, Mois?
[20:44] ---
Yeah, why don't you tell us?
[20:46] ---
W-Well actually, it's...
[20:48] ---
I really wanna know, too.
[20:51] ---
Actually... I was researching
this planet's main fault lines...
[20:55] ---
Huh?
[20:56] ---
I have this odd fascination
about where to strike Pekopon
[20:59] ---
so that it'll make a perfect split!
[21:06] ---
Now I'm so embarrassed!
[21:18] ---
I... I'm home.
[21:21] ---
Asami-chan?
[21:22] ---
Whatever the case may be, thanks to
Mois-chan's convincing performance,
[21:23] ---
Look dear, Asami-chan's back!
[21:26] ---
a girl was able to
get her life back on track.
[21:29] ---
All's well that ends well!
Or, like, happy ending?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Sergeant Keroro.
It's summertime.
[23:10] ---
When it's hot, you feel sluggish.
Even mentally, you're dragging.
[23:13] ---
Invading Pekopon is, like,
the last thing on your mind.
[23:16] ---
But when it's hot,
it can't be helped.
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things.
[23:20] ---
Next time, we have a story
about a pool and a scary story.
[23:23] ---
"Keroro vs. Natsumi:
The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two thrilling stories.
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E17 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Great Battle in the Water, Sir! / Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
Keroro vs. Natsumi:
The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!
[01:39] ---
On one summer day at
Kissho Academy's Junior High campus,
[01:42] ---
the long-sealed gate of paradise
was about to be opened.
[01:47] ---
In other words...
[01:52] ---
...the first swimming class
of the year.
[01:55] ---
That's right! It's nothing less
than a glittering paradise!
[02:00] ---
In the midst of this summer oasis
pleasure everyone covets,
[02:02] ---
there's one person who's out of place.
SIGN Here
[02:05] ---
It took eons for microbes in the sea
[02:07] ---
to evolve into advanced life forms on land.
[02:10] ---
Why do I have to retrogress that evolution?
[02:13] ---
That's right!
Mankind's next frontier isn't the pool!
[02:18] ---
It's space!
[02:19] ---
Before you go to space,
[02:20] ---
don't you have another place
you should go first?
[02:21] ---
Huh?
[02:22] ---
Oh... what are you doing here, Sis?
[02:24] ---
You twit. Your next class's already started.
[02:28] ---
What?
[02:29] ---
Hurray! It's over!
[02:32] ---
Fuyuki!
[02:35] ---
Help me! I can't swim!
[02:36] ---
Try standing up.
[02:38] ---
Huh?
[02:39] ---
Jeez, go change and
get back to your class.
[02:43] ---
You're embarrassing me.
SIGN Keroro Platoon Aerial Transport Dock
[02:51] ---
We're almost there.
[02:54] ---
I can hardly wait.
[02:55] ---
All right. Standby for the mission.
[02:57] ---
Roger, sir.
[02:58] ---
Yahoo! Whee... whee...
SIGN Today's Mission: Enjoy Summertime.
[03:05] ---
Listen up. This is most important.
[03:07] ---
Our intel indicates that something fun
is in progress at the school today.
[03:11] ---
It's called... Pool Opening Day!
[03:13] ---
Huh? Pool Opening Day?
What the heck is that?
[03:16] ---
I think they'll open the pool.
[03:18] ---
That doesn't tell me anything, moron!
[03:21] ---
Moron, you say? Not so fast, Corporal.
[03:24] ---
We love water. That's fine.
[03:26] ---
But don't you wonder why Pekoponians
dare to get themselves wet in the pool?
[03:31] ---
I'm sure you'll be surprised
by our astonishing discoveries.
[03:36] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, your turn.
[03:38] ---
Roger.
[03:41] ---
Huh?
[03:42] ---
Here, Lady Natsumi is wearing
the so-called school swimwear.
[03:46] ---
It's a special kind of armor, sir!
[03:48] ---
Although it may seem like it was
designed purely for maneuverability,
[03:51] ---
after further analysis,
we discovered an important fact.
[03:56] ---
Amazingly, by wearing this armor,
the Pekoponian actually gains
[03:59] ---
most of the superior physical
advantages we Keronians have.
[04:04] ---
So it's a form of idea theft?
[04:05] ---
That's right.
[04:07] ---
This allows the Pekoponian to enjoy being
in the water just as much as we do.
[04:13] ---
Are you serious?
[04:14] ---
Which brings us to our next mission!
[04:16] ---
We'll do an investigation
of this "school swimwear,"
[04:20] ---
which could be considered
an infringement on our copyright.
[04:22] ---
We will also investigate the occasions
[04:24] ---
where this armor is employed.
[04:26] ---
And then...
[04:27] ---
And then?
[04:28] ---
The remaining time will be for fun.
[04:30] ---
That's all you're after, right?
[04:32] ---
Eh? How did you know?
[04:33] ---
As long as there was a work objective,
[04:36] ---
I figured I wouldn't
feel so guilty about playing.
[04:39] ---
Good thinking, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:42] ---
Corporal?
[04:43] ---
Hey, Giroro.
[04:46] ---
A plan like this
might be good for a change.
[04:49] ---
Gear up, or we'll leave you behind.
[04:53] ---
Okay... is everyone ready?
[04:56] ---
Sure am!
[04:57] ---
We're directly above our destination.
[04:59] ---
Good. Let's proceed with the mission.
[05:01] ---
Open the gate.
[05:02] ---
Roger.
[05:11] ---
Ah... This feels great!
[05:13] ---
She moves so gracefully in the water.
[05:16] ---
In her previous life, she was
probably a frog, or maybe a fish.
[05:21] ---
Say... Don't you think Koyuki's
swimming style is a bit unorthodox?
[05:25] ---
Actually, she's using an ancient technique.
[05:27] ---
This one is known as the overarm stroke.
[05:29] ---
It's not the same as the crawl.
[05:32] ---
This one is the sidestroke.
[05:34] ---
And this one...
[05:40] ---
Ninja Art: Water Tornado!
[05:42] ---
Which has nothing to do
with ancient swimming styles.
[05:46] ---
Oops, I did it again...
[05:47] ---
Koyuki, that was cool.
[05:50] ---
Huh?
[05:52] ---
It's them!
[05:55] ---
Look at all of them...
All those lousy copycats...
[05:59] ---
That sure looks like fun.
[06:02] ---
What are they up to today?
[06:04] ---
What's the matter, Natsumi?
[06:05] ---
Huh?
[06:06] ---
Did you see an UFO or something?
[06:08] ---
Oh... no, no. I was just
seeing things, it seems.
[06:12] ---
I forgot... only Fuyuki and I
can see them.
[06:17] ---
I should act normal,
or they'll think I'm crazy.
[06:20] ---
Aha. That explains why Dororo's here.
[06:27] ---
This isn't the idea of
heavenly paradise I had in mind.
[06:29] ---
Right.
[06:31] ---
Before we get to heaven,
we've got to go through... hell.
[06:34] ---
Huh?
[06:35] ---
In order to reach the pool,
[06:36] ---
first we have to survive
some really terrifying challenges.
[06:40] ---
This is the first one.
[06:42] ---
To prevent the dirt and germs
from entering the pool,
[06:45] ---
we have to wash our feet
in this sterilization pool.
[06:47] ---
Well, let's get this over with.
[06:49] ---
Okay!
[06:53] ---
It's so cold...
[06:54] ---
Hang in there. We can't proceed
if you don't get through this.
[07:00] ---
Made it... Is everyone all right?
[07:03] ---
Barely...
[07:05] ---
Why do we have to suffer so?
[07:07] ---
Our battle has just begun.
[07:09] ---
Look! This is the greatest challenge of all.
[07:11] ---
I call it the
"Forcible Body Modification Tank."
SIGN Forcible Body Modification Tank!! (tentative name)
[07:15] ---
It optimizes our body for
swimming in the public pool
[07:18] ---
by killing germs and
lowering body temperature.
[07:21] ---
It looks so cold...
[07:24] ---
It is cold.
[07:25] ---
We'll freeze to death
before we ever reach the pool.
[07:29] ---
Stop whining.
[07:30] ---
Only the qualified soldier
deserves to get to paradise.
[07:33] ---
But...
[07:34] ---
Fine. I'll go first.
[07:36] ---
I knew you would, Giroro.
[07:38] ---
The tank of hell...
[07:39] ---
But it won't bend my determination.
[07:42] ---
Gero gero.
[07:45] ---
Forgive me... my friend.
[07:54] ---
Ah... so warm...
The white wall feels so warm...
[07:58] ---
Look at what happened to Corporal Giroro.
[08:01] ---
Don't look back, Tamama.
[08:03] ---
We must not let his sacrifice
be in vain.
[08:05] ---
We must harden our hearts
and charge ahead!
[08:08] ---
Okay...
[08:10] ---
Phew, good thing I didn't do it.
[08:12] ---
You said it. I'm so glad I didn't
have to go through that, either.
[08:15] ---
One gets left behind...
[08:18] ---
Okay.
[08:20] ---
This time, we need to offer
this ritual dance to honor the pool.
[08:24] ---
I never knew it was so complicated.
[08:26] ---
One, two, three, four...
[08:29] ---
Five, six, seven, eight...
[08:29] ---
What the heck are they doing here?
[08:31] ---
One, two, three, four...
[08:32] ---
I just hope they don't cause any trouble.
[08:34] ---
Five, six, seven, eight...
[08:35] ---
Playtime is over. Let's
get your individual lap times.
[08:40] ---
Individual times!
[08:42] ---
Hinata Natsumi-san.
[08:44] ---
Go for it, Natsumi!
[08:45] ---
I look forward to you setting
a new record for your year.
[08:48] ---
I'll do my very best, sensei.
[08:49] ---
Natsumi-san is so cool!
[08:51] ---
Natsumi, good luck!
[08:55] ---
Okay, full speed ahead.
[08:57] ---
I challenge you.
[08:59] ---
Huh?
[09:01] ---
What are you doing here?!
[09:04] ---
I've been waiting for this.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
[09:08] ---
Huh?
[09:11] ---
This time, I will win.
[09:15] ---
What?!
[09:18] ---
On your mark.
[09:20] ---
Show me what you've got.
[09:21] ---
Ready...
[09:22] ---
Bring it on!
[09:27] ---
Hey... two splashes. You saw it, right?
[09:30] ---
Yes...
[09:34] ---
He thinks he can beat me? What nerve!
[09:37] ---
Not a chance.
[09:40] ---
W-What the? He's really fast!
[09:45] ---
That stupid frog! I can't believe...
SIGN Stupid Frog
[09:50] ---
Frog...?
SIGN Fwahahahaha!
SIGN I shall say it:
SIGN I am a frog!
[10:00] ---
I don't want to lose to him.
Never. Never!
[10:05] ---
Natsumi is really moving out there.
[10:07] ---
She's really going for it.
[10:09] ---
C'mon, Mr. Sergeant! You can do it!
[10:10] ---
Yahoo.
[10:15] ---
I don't want to lose.
Not to him... not to him!
[10:22] ---
Yay!
[10:25] ---
I beat Lady Natsumi for the first time.
SIGN "Representative for Keron Achieves History-Making First Victory!"
[10:28] ---
"Representative for Keron
Achieves History-Making First Victory!!"
[10:36] ---
Congratulations, Natsumi.
[10:37] ---
Huh?
[10:38] ---
You did it, Natsumi!
[10:39] ---
That was amazing, Hinata-san.
You set a new school-year record!
[10:46] ---
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
[10:47] ---
I hate to admit it,
but it's because of him.
[10:51] ---
Why don't you celebrate
with your friends, Dororo?
[10:53] ---
I am here only out of
concern for you, Koyuki-dono.
SIGN Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
[11:00] ---
Keroro.
[11:01] ---
Gero?
[11:01] ---
You beat me fair and square this time.
[11:03] ---
But you won't be so lucky next time.
[11:06] ---
Lady Natsumi...
[11:08] ---
Despite the light years of distance
between the Earth and Keron,
[11:10] ---
sportsmanship has
brought them closer together
[11:14] ---
in this historic moment.
[11:18] ---
Don't you touch him.
[11:19] ---
What do you think you're doing?
[11:21] ---
It was so one-sided the way
the sergeant swam circles around you!
[11:24] ---
Yeah, yeah! Kiss my...
[11:26] ---
Well, so much for sportsmanship.
[11:29] ---
You puny Pekoponians...
[11:31] ---
Ouch.
[11:34] ---
Are you all right?
[11:35] ---
Eew. Something touched my leg.
SIGN Undergoing Body Modification
[11:40] ---
Body modification in progress.
[11:45] ---
The white wall makes me feel warm...
[11:49] ---
All you kids out there,
if you don't want to end up like this,
[11:51] ---
don't run around the poolside.
[11:54] ---
It feels so warm...
[11:56] ---
I told you...
[12:05] ---
This may seem like a scary way to
start, but don't be frightened.
[12:10] ---
We'll be talking about a ghost story,
[12:11] ---
but there's nothing to be scared about.
[12:13] ---
So all you kids out there,
don't you worry about a thing...
[12:14] ---
How about this?!
[12:21] ---
This is too much!
[12:23] ---
Shut up!
[12:24] ---
Grr! This heat is irritating enough
without you two making a racket!
[12:28] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[12:29] ---
How can anyone watch these
ghost stories without laughing?
[12:31] ---
Not... not enough plates, she says!
SIGN Summer
[12:35] ---
She goes, "One plate, two plates..."
[12:38] ---
So stupid.
[12:39] ---
This is nothing compared
to the sergeant's ghost stories.
[12:42] ---
Of course not!
[12:43] ---
You two...
[12:45] ---
I wonder if you'd still be laughing
[12:46] ---
if you heard Fuyuki's ghost stories.
[12:48] ---
Gero?
[12:48] ---
Tama?
SIGN Summer
[12:49] ---
You want a challenge?
[12:51] ---
Sounds interesting.
I accept the challenge, sir!
[12:55] ---
Mr. Sergeant means it!
[13:01] ---
Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!
[13:06] ---
We now begin the
Ghost Story Contest
[13:10] ---
between the Keronians
and the Pekoponians, sir.
SIGN First player: Natsumi
SIGN Pekoponian Team
[13:12] ---
The rules are simple.
SIGN Second player: Momoka
[13:14] ---
Each member of both teams
will tell their best ghost story.
SIGN Anchor: Fuyuki
SIGN Anchor: Keroro
SIGN Alien Team
SIGN First player: Mois
SIGN Second player: Tamama
[13:17] ---
We shall compare whose story is the best.
[13:20] ---
No! Stop this!
[13:21] ---
We will use Kululu's special
Fear Level Counter
[13:23] ---
I don't want to take part
in any of this!
[13:24] ---
to measure how scary each story is.
[13:26] ---
Hmph. I'm going to thrust all four of you
into the very depths of fear.
[13:32] ---
Huh? Four?
[13:34] ---
One, two, three... f-four?
[13:41] ---
It is just me.
[13:42] ---
Huh?
[13:43] ---
Stop scaring us like that!
[13:44] ---
My, my, we've barely begun.
At this rate, the four of you...
[13:49] ---
Huh? Four?
[13:53] ---
You seemed to be having fun,
so I decided to join.
[13:57] ---
Whew...
[13:58] ---
Koyuki-chan...
SIGN First Match
[14:04] ---
First match. First up, Hinata Natsumi.
SIGN First Up, Hinata Natsumi
[14:10] ---
This is a story that's
going around our school.
[14:13] ---
Late after school,
when nobody should be in,
[14:16] ---
there's someone sitting all alone.
[14:19] ---
And when you look closely,
[14:22] ---
his lower half is missing!
[14:24] ---
And they say when you see it,
it runs right at you.
[14:27] ---
It goes, "Teketeke! Teketeke!"
[14:28] ---
That's why they call it
the "Teketeke Ghost"!
[14:30] ---
And it runs so fast! It's just too scary!
Don't you think so? Huh?
[14:33] ---
Huh? Ah...
[14:34] ---
Ah! She's one of those emotional types who
let their feelings hinder storytelling!
[14:38] ---
Okay. Let's see what the judge says.
SIGN Not at all
SIGN Help me
Super Scary
SIGN Little Bit
Scary
[14:40] ---
What? But why?
I thought that was really scary...
[14:44] ---
Forgive me, Natsumi...
It wasn't that scary...
SIGN Going Second, Angol Mois
[14:50] ---
Going second, Angol Mois.
[14:53] ---
It was a snowy 14th of Shiwasu,
in the 15th year of the Genroku era.
SIGN Mois-dono
SIGN Kira's
Mansion
[14:58] ---
To avenge their lord,
[15:00] ---
forty-seven ronin converged
in the town of Honjo Matsuzaka.
[15:04] ---
Lady Mois, stop!
[15:06] ---
Huh?
[15:08] ---
Lady Mois, that is koudan
(traditional Japanese storytelling).
[15:11] ---
This is kaidan (ghost stories).
[15:13] ---
Huh? There's a difference?
[15:15] ---
Well, of course there is...
SIGN Aliens vs. Pekoponians
[15:17] ---
Angol Mois is disqualified.
[15:18] ---
As a result, the Pekopon team
wins the first match by default.
SIGN Second Match
[15:25] ---
Second match.
First up, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
SIGN Private 2nd Class Tamama
[15:30] ---
I don't really know a lot of scary stories,
[15:33] ---
so I will just share my own experiences.
[15:37] ---
You all know me as the cute and lovable
mascot of the Keroro Platoon, but...
[15:43] ---
...every now and then,
[15:44] ---
there's another side of me which surfaces...
[15:48] ---
Huh?
SIGN We know.
SIGN We know.
SIGN We know.
[15:49] ---
Don't you find that frightening?
[15:52] ---
As for me...
[15:54] ---
After that best-forgotten incident,
[15:56] ---
it should be a closed chapter by now.
[16:03] ---
But I still feel that
I haven't really gotten rid of
[16:06] ---
the other Momoka completely...
[16:07] ---
Hmph. I wouldn't call that scary,
but maybe a nuisance.
[16:12] ---
What did you say?!
[16:15] ---
I guess both of them
should be disqualified...
SIGN Second Round Start over
[16:23] ---
Second match, once again.
SIGN First Up, Lance Corporal Dororo
[16:24] ---
First up, Lance Corporal Dororo.
[16:28] ---
This happened while I was
still a young lad.
[16:31] ---
Can I borrow this?
[16:32] ---
Well, I don't mind, but my father told me
[16:36] ---
we should never lend anything
expensive to each other, so...
[16:39] ---
I'm sorry.
[16:41] ---
Is that so?
[16:43] ---
Afterwards...
[16:46] ---
Press 1 if you want to know
the weather today in Tokyo.
[16:48] ---
For some unknown reason, our phone
was discovered to be mysteriously
[16:52] ---
Press 2 if you want to know the weather today in Osaka.
[16:52] ---
hooked up to a long-distance
weather forecast number on Pekopon.
[16:57] ---
In the following days, we received
a horrifically huge phone bill.
[17:02] ---
How could that have happened...?
[17:03] ---
Okay! Let's hear the next one!
SIGN Going Second, Azumaya Koyuki
[17:07] ---
Going second, Azumaya Koyuki.
[17:12] ---
Once upon a time, there
lived a man who was very kind.
[17:18] ---
Oho... folktale style.
[17:21] ---
But Minokichi found out
that his wife was the Snow Queen.
[17:25] ---
He realized their happy days together
had come to an end.
[17:29] ---
Ninja Art: Snow Storm.
[17:33] ---
W-What an awesome special effect!
[17:37] ---
After handing over their
beloved children to Minokichi,
[17:42] ---
the Snow Queen vanished
and was never seen again...
[17:45] ---
Wow!
[17:46] ---
Bravo!
[17:47] ---
I was so moved!
[17:48] ---
Okay. So what's the verdict?
SIGN Not at all
SIGN Help me
Super Scary
SIGN Little Bit
Scary
[17:50] ---
Huh? How can that be?
[17:52] ---
That was a great story. Thank you.
[17:54] ---
But even so, in all fairness,
Lady Koyuki deserves to win this match.
[17:58] ---
I agree. All I did was air my complaints.
[18:01] ---
So that means...
SIGN Aliens Vs. Pekoponians
[18:04] ---
There's no need for the final match,
[18:06] ---
since the victory of the
Pekoponian team has been sealed.
[18:09] ---
All right!
[18:11] ---
What?!
[18:12] ---
Oh, c'mon. This isn't right...
SIGN Hinata Family
[18:13] ---
Why don't we continue with
an individual contest from here on?
[18:18] ---
C'mon, guys! Wait!
Give me a chance!
[18:23] ---
Please listen to my story....
[18:25] ---
Okay, okay, already.
SIGN Final Match
[18:32] ---
Might as well have a final match.
First up, Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN First Up, Sergeant Keroro
[18:38] ---
Once upon a time,
in a small, faraway village,
[18:43] ---
there lived a young boy who
loved to eat sweet dumplings.
SIGN Ikinari Dumplings
[18:49] ---
One day, as he was eating his favorite food
of Ikinari dumplings, he got to thinking...
[18:53] ---
Wow. These are so delicious.
[18:56] ---
There must be a way to make it
so I never run out.
[18:59] ---
So the young boy asked one of his
friends, who was an inventor.
[19:03] ---
His friend was glad to help...
SIGN Tsk
[19:05] ---
Tsk.
[19:07] ---
And so he came up with the
"Double or nothing" Gun!
[19:11] ---
Anything that you hit with its laser light
[19:16] ---
will multiply itself after a set
interval of time, over and over.
[19:20] ---
All right! I can eat as much as I want!
[19:24] ---
Little did he know
that no matter how much he ate,
[19:27] ---
he could never finish all the dumplings.
[19:31] ---
I'm too full...
[19:32] ---
The dumplings continued
to multiply at an alarming rate,
[19:36] ---
eventually destroyed his house.
[19:40] ---
So the young boy asked
his friend for another favor.
[19:43] ---
In the nick of time, the dumplings were
sent out to space to avoid a catastrophe.
[19:50] ---
But those Ikinari dumplings
[19:52] ---
are even now somewhere out there
in space, multiplying over and over.
[19:56] ---
Who knows? One of these days,
[19:57] ---
we might find out that they're
about to fall over Pekopon!
[20:00] ---
That is kinda scary...
[20:02] ---
I think I lost my appetite for dumplings...
[20:04] ---
Yes. I won...
[20:06] ---
Don't worry. We'll be fine.
[20:09] ---
I made a few calculations.
[20:10] ---
Based on the rate of
expansion of the universe,
[20:12] ---
the mass of those dumplings
is negligible.
[20:14] ---
Dumping them all in space
was a good idea.
SIGN Crushed
[20:18] ---
Fuyuki. It's your turn now.
[20:20] ---
Okay. Well, then...
Last but not least...
SIGN Going Second, Hinata Fuyuki
[20:25] ---
Going second, Hinata Fuyuki.
[20:31] ---
Now listen, everyone.
[20:33] ---
The story that I'm about
to share with you now is...
[20:35] ---
...a true story.
[20:39] ---
I'm not gonna let myself
get drawn into his story!
[20:42] ---
Have you ever felt
[20:44] ---
some strange presence behind you
when you're alone late at night?
[20:47] ---
Yes, I have!
[20:49] ---
There's this infamous railway crossing.
[20:51] ---
When you try to cross it at night...
you feel someone behind you.
[20:54] ---
One day, a girl
had to cross at midnight,
[20:57] ---
When telling ghost stories,
[20:57] ---
and just like the stories she'd heard,
she suddenly felt someone right behind her.
[20:59] ---
what's important
isn't really the story itself,
[21:01] ---
but drawing everyone into the story.
[21:01] ---
And when she turned around to look...
[21:05] ---
How was it?
[21:06] ---
I-It was so scary!
[21:10] ---
Hey, where's the corporal?
SIGN Not at all
SIGN Help me
Super Scary
SIGN Little Bit
Scary
[21:11] ---
Oh no... It seems you
went over his fear threshold.
[21:15] ---
Okay, raise your hand if you thought
Fuyuki's story was the scariest!
[21:19] ---
Yes!
[21:21] ---
Huh?
[21:23] ---
It was so scary...
[21:27] ---
W-What is it?
[21:28] ---
Ghosts and spirits seem to be
attracted to occasions like these.
[21:32] ---
A word of caution to everyone...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
This is the Ghost Girl.
That's not my real name, though...
[23:11] ---
I've been in the show
since the first episode.
[23:14] ---
So don't tell me no one's
thought of my name...
[23:18] ---
Could that be?
[23:18] ---
Never mind that.
In our next episode, we go
[23:20] ---
off to the sea to treasure hunt!
[23:21] ---
Huh...?
[23:21] ---
We'll ride out the hot summer
with some cool gags!
[23:24] ---
"Natsumi: Hilarity!
Adult Beachside Story, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
One hot episode for you.
[23:30] ---
Ge-Gero!
E18 - Natsumi: Hilarity! Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Summer.
SIGN Summer
[01:36] ---
The oceanson when a
young girl grows into a woman.
[01:41] ---
The beach! I want to
go to the beach, sir!
[01:44] ---
If we don't go now,
there'll be no other chances.
[01:46] ---
The goal is the ocean.
SIGN Ocean
[01:47] ---
Let's go to the ocean.
SIGN Ocean
SIGN Ocean ocean ocean ocean...
[01:49] ---
The ocean. Ocean, ocean, ocean...
[01:52] ---
I didn't know you loved
the ocean so much.
[01:55] ---
That's not a bad idea.
I wanna go myself.
[01:58] ---
Yeah, Sis! You know how it is!
[02:00] ---
You are the Venus of the Summer.
[02:03] ---
It's unusual to see you two
agreeing on anything.
[02:05] ---
What better way to
enjoy our summer vacation?
[02:08] ---
Besides, there's nothing else to do.
[02:09] ---
Right?
SIGN Ocean
[02:10] ---
Seaside paradise!
[02:12] ---
Then it's decided.
[02:14] ---
Out of the question.
[02:16] ---
W-We can't?
SIGN NO
[02:18] ---
I can't let you kids go to the beach
alone with an alien.
[02:22] ---
I'm working tomorrow.
Any other day would be okay.
[02:27] ---
No... That just won't do...
[02:30] ---
It has to be tomorrow... at that place.
[02:34] ---
All my plans will be ruined...
[02:39] ---
You seem to be in trouble, boss.
[02:42] ---
In hopeless despair, to be exact.
[02:46] ---
When did you build an elevator?
[02:48] ---
I know how to solve your problem.
[02:51] ---
All you need to do is use
this new and improved
[02:53] ---
"Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun!
[03:02] ---
And as a result...
[03:04] ---
Beach time!
SIGN Hicksville
SIGN Seething
[03:15] ---
Natsumi: Hilarity!
Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
SIGN Welcome to Hicksville Beach Park Hicksville Beach Park 200m
[03:25] ---
Wow...
[03:27] ---
This feels great.
[03:28] ---
Or, like, seaside visit?
SIGN Hick Bus Hicksville Beach Bus Stop Bus Schedule
[03:30] ---
Hicksville Beach...
Sergeant, I didn't think you'd know
[03:33] ---
about a small beach like this one
way out in the countryside.
[03:38] ---
I don't have any deceitful motives.
[03:41] ---
It would be for your own good
if you stopped being so inquisitive.
[03:45] ---
For an obscure place, it sure is crowded.
SIGN Goldfish
[03:48] ---
Are your anti-barriers working?
[03:51] ---
No need to worry, sir.
[03:52] ---
We've already made sure
they're working perfectly.
[03:55] ---
There's absolutely no way
the Pekoponians here,
[03:56] ---
except for you and your sister,
would be able to...
[04:03] ---
...s-see us, sir.
[04:04] ---
I... I guess you're right.
SIGN Calpis
[04:07] ---
C'mon, Sis, let's go.
[04:09] ---
Why don't you pipe down?
[04:11] ---
Stop rushing me.
Mom's clothes are too tight,
[04:14] ---
and it's hard to move around.
SIGN Entrance
[04:16] ---
Natsumi-san, you look so grown up.
[04:18] ---
Well, of course.
I'm all grown up now, brown cow.
[04:22] ---
An old fogy's joke...
[04:24] ---
W-What the heck
did I just do, kangaroo?
[04:28] ---
M-My mouth is doing it by itself!
[04:29] ---
Grin...
[04:33] ---
Just stop.
[04:34] ---
How can I? I would if I could,
knock on wood!
[04:39] ---
When Lady Natsumi became older,
[04:41] ---
even her jokes became old, sir.
[04:43] ---
I didn't make any jokes before,
close the door!
[04:47] ---
This is all due to this contraption.
SIGN Yesterday at the Hinata Household
[04:49] ---
It happened the day before.
[04:56] ---
Th-Th-This is...
[04:59] ---
...bananas!
[05:01] ---
Oh...
[05:03] ---
This... might... actually... work...
[05:09] ---
I give you my permission.
[05:11] ---
You've got a Lady Mom-approved
appearance.
[05:14] ---
That's not the point.
[05:15] ---
Why do I have to talk
like this, praying mantis?
[05:17] ---
Well, I guess that's all part
of growing up.
[05:20] ---
I can't believe this is happening,
wedding ring!
[05:26] ---
Grin...
[05:28] ---
Oh no... I want all
this to stop, mountaintop.
[05:31] ---
She's really getting the hang of it.
[05:33] ---
I'm actually impressed
at her speed, sir.
[05:35] ---
She has developed so quickly!
[05:38] ---
Why don't you just watch our bags
so you don't have to talk in public?
[05:43] ---
What?
SIGN Entrance
[05:43] ---
We'll be back soon.
[05:45] ---
Seaside paradise!
[05:57] ---
Giroro... Would you be kind enough
to help me carry all of these, bees knees?
SIGN Old fogy's gag
[06:06] ---
That's not the Natsumi I know!
[06:08] ---
She never says corny jokes like that!
[06:15] ---
What happened to my
dream vacation, plantation?
SIGN We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
[06:24] ---
They went to Hicksville Beach?
[06:27] ---
Want to go, too?
[06:29] ---
There is no rest for those
guarding the peace of planet Pekopon.
[06:33] ---
It's not a vacation.
[06:34] ---
Summer beaches are full of danger,
[06:37] ---
according to an article
I recently read in a magazine.
[06:42] ---
Then let us depart!
[06:50] ---
I won't let this ruin everything.
I'm gonna get a suntan, plantain.
[06:54] ---
We're coming to you live today
from Hicksville Beach.
[06:58] ---
It can't be!
[06:58] ---
We have a very special program
for you, so stay tuned.
[06:59] ---
That's actually DJ Mutsumi, brew me!
[07:03] ---
Now, why don't we start
the program as always, with a poem.
[07:07] ---
"Lost and found in the summer...
The sun setting at the beach..."
[07:10] ---
Well, hello there.
You're such a sexy lady.
[07:14] ---
Are you from Tokyo?
Just broke up with your boyfriend?
[07:17] ---
Why don't you say something?
[07:19] ---
She has a good reason not to speak.
[07:24] ---
Because of you jerks, I didn't get to hear
what Mutsumi was saying, spraying!
[07:29] ---
Whaddya think you're doing?!
[07:31] ---
Oh, no! Low blow!
[07:46] ---
If you value your life, get lost.
You Pekoponian pervert.
[07:56] ---
Thanks a lot, Gordian knot.
SIGN Old fogy's gag
[08:00] ---
That's not the Natsumi I know!
[08:02] ---
She never says corny jokes like that!
SIGN Ramen
[08:07] ---
Okay, okay...
[08:09] ---
It's time to get down to business.
[08:11] ---
Huh?
[08:12] ---
C'mon. Just follow my lead, okay?
[08:15] ---
Huh?
[08:16] ---
W-Where the heck are
you taking me, king bee?
SIGN Hicksville Village Beach Park Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Reception
[08:21] ---
He was taking her to
a Comedy Duo Bikini Contest.
[08:25] ---
Huh?
[08:26] ---
Uncle!
[08:28] ---
Over here!
[08:30] ---
Hurry up!
[08:31] ---
Huh?
[08:33] ---
Yeh'll team up with Lady Mois
and perform a routine together.
[08:39] ---
'Course, yeh're aimin'
fer the top prize.
[08:42] ---
An' if you win,
y'can get that fer me!
SIGN Dangale
SIGN Prize
[08:47] ---
A-Assembly kits, cherry pits?
[08:50] ---
Not just any assembly kits.
Look closer.
SIGN Iruma Mobile Machine Mecha Dangale No. 13 1/245 Scale Iruma Model Company
[08:53] ---
Dangale?
[08:54] ---
Right. Back when Gundam models
were flying off the shelves...
SIGN Dangale
[09:01] ---
I've got Gundam plastic models.
[09:03] ---
These seem kinda different...
SIGN Dangale
[09:04] ---
Among many knockoffs, there
was one that stood out from the rest.
[09:10] ---
That was...
[09:12] ---
The Super Mobile Force, Dangale!
SIGN Super Mobile Force Dangale
[09:16] ---
As you would expect
from any knockoffs,
SIGN Wholesaler Plastic Modeling Kits Super Mobile Force Dangale Iruma Model Company
[09:19] ---
the manufacturer suffered
a huge dead inventory,
[09:21] ---
and ended up disposing of all of it.
SIGN Disposed
[09:24] ---
But now the rarity has made it
popular among hardcore collectors.
[09:30] ---
Here at Hicksville Beach,
that legendary Dangale...
[09:35] ---
I have no interest in helping you
fulfill your stupid dream, ice cream.
[09:39] ---
Oh, Lady Natsumi,
there's really no need to worry.
[09:43] ---
It's embarrassing enough
looking like a grown-up,
[09:45] ---
but now I'm being made to say
all these corny, old-fogy rhymes, too?
SIGN West East
SIGN West West West West...
[09:48] ---
Do you really think I'm actually
[09:49] ---
gonna put myself on show
to help ya get what ya want?
[09:53] ---
Why Kansai dialect...?
[09:56] ---
That's why I told you not to worry.
[09:59] ---
It's Kululu's latest invention.
The dialect controller, "East-West."
SIGN Dialect Controller
SIGN East - West
SIGN West West West West...
[10:04] ---
As long as I use this,
[10:05] ---
you'll talk like a native of Western Japan.
[10:08] ---
This will no doubt make you
a champion comedian!
[10:11] ---
Knock it off, already!
[10:13] ---
Gero!
[10:22] ---
Wasn't that...
one of your friends, Dororo?
[10:25] ---
The leader!
[10:26] ---
This is awful. This is awful.
[10:29] ---
I sent that stupid
speech controller flyin'
[10:31] ---
along with that stupid frog
when I hit him!
[10:40] ---
That woman has Natsumi-san's scent!
[10:44] ---
S-Saburo-senpai...
[10:46] ---
That voice sounds like Natsumi-chan!
[10:49] ---
Huh?
[10:49] ---
I-I'm actually Natsumi's cousin
from Osaka. M-My name is K-Konatsu.
SIGN Osaka
Osaka
Osaka
[10:56] ---
I've heard so much about ya
from my cousin Natsumi, actually.
[10:59] ---
B-By the way...
[11:01] ---
Just wonderin',
[11:02] ---
what you're doin' here at the beach?
[11:04] ---
Actually, I was just
enjoying the beach over here.
[11:07] ---
But when I heard that
they were giving away Dangale,
[11:10] ---
I wanted to see for myself.
[11:11] ---
Ya mean you're interested
in Dangale, too?
[11:14] ---
Well, yeah.
[11:15] ---
Unfortunately, there's no way
I can join a bikini contest.
[11:21] ---
Since I'm speakin'
in Kansai dialect now,
[11:23] ---
I may have a chance of winnin' the prize,
and I could give it to him.
[11:27] ---
But it's embarrassing.
[11:29] ---
Anyway, no one would know it's me.
[11:32] ---
So all I need to do is act like an adult
and do some geezer jokes.
[11:35] ---
Those old fogy jokes that
are so crucial for mature humor.
[11:38] ---
Our young Natsumi tries
to step up to being an adult.
[11:44] ---
But she smells just
like Natsumi... that person...
[11:49] ---
Poke poke poke.
[11:58] ---
Unfortunately, our young lady
forgot one crucial thing.
[12:02] ---
Yes. In order to succeed as
a comedy duo, you need a partner.
SIGN Hicksville Village Association
[12:11] ---
How will I get through
this without a partner?
[12:14] ---
Natsumi-san!
[12:17] ---
K-Koyuki-chan!
[12:19] ---
How'd ya know it was me?
[12:21] ---
By your scent.
[12:23] ---
By the way, please
pick me as your partner.
[12:27] ---
Huh?
[12:28] ---
You may not know it, but I'm
actually very good at making jokes.
[12:31] ---
Really?
[12:32] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Yay yay yay yay
[12:35] ---
I'm alien comedian Aozora Keroko!
[12:39] ---
And I'm Unabara Mois!
[12:42] ---
And together,
we're known as Armageddon!
[12:45] ---
Sergeant, are you sure you're
gonna perform looking like that?
[12:50] ---
If only I had brought
along my Pekoponian suit,
[12:51] ---
I could have been his partner.
[12:54] ---
Just kidding!
[12:55] ---
Lady Mois, have you
memorized all your lines?
[12:58] ---
Sure. Or, like, married duo?
[13:03] ---
W-What's going on?
[13:05] ---
Who would've thought
[13:06] ---
they'd actually be giving away
Dangale goods here?
[13:08] ---
I begged my sister, told her
that she had to join this contest.
[13:11] ---
I asked my mom.
[13:13] ---
I n-never expected to have this many rivals.
[13:16] ---
These Dangale fanatics are unstoppable!
SIGN Contest Participants Waiting Room
[13:19] ---
Look! Natsumi and Koyuki are there.
[13:22] ---
I feel betrayed.
[13:25] ---
Hmph. She's out of her mind
if she thinks she can beat me.
[13:29] ---
I'm sure everyone will love the act
that won for 10 weeks running
SIGN Galactic Comedic Star oceanrch 10 Consecutive Week Winner
[13:32] ---
on the Galactic Comedic
Star-is-Born show!
SIGN Comedian Soul
[13:36] ---
Or, like, stand-up comic?
SIGN Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[13:38] ---
Attention, everyone.
[13:40] ---
We're about to start the
Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest.
[13:42] ---
As one of our special judges,
we have a top American sexy model
[13:45] ---
who happened to be here in
Hicksville Beach on a photo shoot.
[13:49] ---
Let's all give a big welcome
to Melody Honey-san!
[13:55] ---
Wow...
[13:58] ---
Hi! Nice to meet you!
[14:01] ---
I love you desu!
[14:03] ---
How's everyone doing here in Hicksville?!
[14:05] ---
Wow!
[14:06] ---
Yay!
[14:07] ---
Mayor! Our town is bustling
with so much energy!
SIGN Prize
[14:10] ---
I never imagined there would be
so many people interested
[14:12] ---
in the Dangale goods forced on us
by that wholesaler back then.
[14:18] ---
"I was a little too harsh earlier.
I apologize."
[14:20] ---
No, that doesn't sound manly enough.
[14:26] ---
"I'm sorry..."
[14:28] ---
N-Natsumi, I came up with this joke,
and I thought you might like it.
[14:32] ---
Whenever I'm scared and
want to scream... ice cream!
SIGN Swimsuit Beauty Comedic Pair Contest
[14:43] ---
You've gotta be kidding.
[14:47] ---
We hope you all liked it!
[14:51] ---
These contestants aren't really any good.
[14:55] ---
You seem to be very confident.
[14:57] ---
As long as I have this funny accent,
nothing can stop me!
[15:00] ---
That top prize will be easy pickin's.
[15:04] ---
Oh, not so fast!
[15:06] ---
Let's hear it for our next duo.
[15:09] ---
Entry #9, the Koyuki-Konatsu
Combo, take it away!
[15:13] ---
Hello there!
[15:15] ---
I'm Konatsu.
[15:17] ---
And I'm Koyuki.
[15:18] ---
Why does it seem that
business is bad wherever you go?
[15:21] ---
Because it is!
[15:22] ---
Who the heck is responsible for this?
SIGN West East
SIGN East East East East...
[15:26] ---
How about you, Koyuki-san?
[15:27] ---
How would you
describe your finances lately?
[15:28] ---
What?
[15:31] ---
Doin' fine, thank you.
[15:33] ---
Goodbye, Kansai dialect.
SIGN Eastern Mode
[15:35] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi-san?
[15:38] ---
W-What should I do?
[15:40] ---
I've suddenly lost my accent.
And my jokes are stale, nightingale.
SIGN Silence
[15:48] ---
She did it again.
[15:50] ---
N-Natsumi!
[15:53] ---
There. I took away 'er funny accent,
[15:57] ---
an' she's back to that
corny ol' geezer humor.
[16:02] ---
Excuse us.
[16:04] ---
We can still make it.
Just leave everything to me.
[16:07] ---
Huh?
[16:08] ---
Remember I told you
I'm good at telling jokes.
[16:12] ---
You just have to go with the flow, okay?
[16:16] ---
Koyuki-chan...
I believe you, tie my shoe.
[16:20] ---
It sure is a hot summer this year!
[16:22] ---
What better time for ghost stories?
[16:23] ---
I have a good one!
[16:25] ---
We've all heard about vampires
coming to suck our blood, right?
[16:27] ---
Uh uh.
[16:28] ---
Well, right in my own neighborhood,
a politician said that,
[16:31] ---
starting this summer,
he's going to ban pyres.
SIGN Hicksville
[16:38] ---
Huh?
[16:39] ---
Was that a bit too complicated?
[16:42] ---
I've won.
[16:43] ---
Ugh...
[16:48] ---
Well, you see,
I was playing with words there.
[16:51] ---
I said "vampires,"
then a law to "ban pyres"...
[16:54] ---
Well, okay. Maybe I should use
a simpler joke for all of you.
[16:57] ---
Have you heard about the turtle's curse?
[17:01] ---
Dororo?
[17:03] ---
It's a message from Dororo.
[17:04] ---
It's probably about something funny...
SIGN White Dog
[17:09] ---
A tall dog...
[17:10] ---
It couldn't be...
[17:12] ---
...packs a tall tale?
SIGN Tall Tale
SIGN Visualization of audience mentality
[17:17] ---
Visualization of audience mentality.
[17:20] ---
What shiveringly lame jokes...
[17:23] ---
Victory is mine!
[17:25] ---
How dare you?!
[17:30] ---
Gero...
[17:32] ---
I won't allow you to
humiliate Natsumi any further!
SIGN West West West West...
[17:41] ---
What's so funny?
[17:42] ---
If you turn the knob that much,
[17:44] ---
it'll go to the far west,
the occidental west.
[17:47] ---
What did you say?
[17:49] ---
Hey, Dave. Did you hear?
[17:51] ---
This morning, a grizzly bear
was spotted at the corner drug store.
[17:54] ---
Really, Charlie?
[17:56] ---
Yeah. And I heard it even bought
[17:57] ---
a dozen of the cheapest cereals there.
[18:00] ---
Oh, Charlie. That's not a bear.
That's my wife.
[18:07] ---
Oh. That sure was funny.
American jokes are the best.
[18:11] ---
Oh no. Only the American got it.
[18:15] ---
The time has come for
the real pro to take all the glory.
[18:19] ---
Come forth, Pekoponian suit!
SIGN We'll put them in stitches.
[18:23] ---
Let's go, Lady Mois.
[18:24] ---
Yes, Uncle!
[18:26] ---
My name is Aozora Keroko.
[18:28] ---
And I'm Unabara Mois.
[18:29] ---
Together, we're known as Armageddon.
[18:35] ---
We got them...
[18:37] ---
I travel a lot.
[18:38] ---
And I just came back from
a short trip to Iscandar in Canada.
[18:40] ---
That's practically the end of the universe.
[18:45] ---
They find it funny...
[18:47] ---
What a pity.
[18:48] ---
Huh?
[18:49] ---
They're gonna win this contest.
[18:51] ---
What's wrong with that?
[18:53] ---
I think they misunderstood.
[18:55] ---
All the contestants receive a Dangale model.
[18:57] ---
Except for the grand prize winner,
SIGN Grand Prize
[18:59] ---
who takes home that one.
[19:03] ---
The latest in refrigeration
technology, Mr. Frosty.
SIGN State-of-the-Art Refrigerator Mr. Frosty
[19:05] ---
C'mon, Mois! You never
get a word I'm saying!
[19:08] ---
So sorry, so sorry!
[19:11] ---
Everyone tells me back in Keron
that I have a future as a comic.
[19:16] ---
It's time to go for the jugular.
[19:17] ---
The most celebrated gags in outer space.
[19:21] ---
And so, they continued
to elicit much laughter
[19:24] ---
from their fascinated audience.
[19:25] ---
The Armageddon pair is a big hit.
[19:30] ---
Everyone can't get enough
of their performance.
[19:36] ---
And while everyone is laughing,
[19:38] ---
Keroro glimpses the top prize.
[19:40] ---
He finally realizes
[19:41] ---
that he's about to be given
the latest model refrigerator,
[19:42] ---
Mr. Frosty, for his efforts.
SIGN Grand Prize: Mr. Frosty
[19:47] ---
N-Noooo!
SIGN Participants: Dangale Prize
[19:49] ---
But it's too late. He's on a roll,
and he can't stop himself.
[19:54] ---
Even when he knows he shouldn't,
[19:57] ---
he can't help giving the
audience what they want.
[20:00] ---
And so they reach the greatest
punch line of their performance...
[20:05] ---
Who do you think you are?
Andromeda herself?
[20:13] ---
And as they acknowledge
the cheers of the crowd,
[20:15] ---
tears escape from Keroro's eyes.
SIGN Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Hicksville Chamber of Commerce
SIGN Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[20:26] ---
It was too late to stop...
[20:27] ---
I feel bad about what happened.
He worked so hard to win.
[20:31] ---
Or, like, zealous comic?
[20:33] ---
It's not so bad, really.
You got a brand-new refrigerator.
[20:36] ---
I would rather lose
and get just one Dangale, sir!
[20:39] ---
Oh, yes! Lady Natsumi!
[20:40] ---
I'll ask her to give me hers!
[20:42] ---
That might not be possible...
[20:44] ---
Speaking of which, Natchi isn't here.
[20:46] ---
Where did she go?
[20:48] ---
Saburo-san isn't here, either.
[20:50] ---
W-What did you say?
[20:53] ---
The effects of my gun
should be wearing off by now.
SIGN Dangale
[20:56] ---
Uhm... here...
[20:58] ---
If you want, you can have this, hiss...
[21:01] ---
Oh, thank you.
Are you sure it's okay?
[21:04] ---
Oh, sure. It's fine, pine.
SIGN Papareho... Papareho...
[21:11] ---
Natsumi-chan...?
[21:12] ---
Oh! Um... actually... it's a long story...
[21:20] ---
He heard my old fogy rhyming!
[21:23] ---
And so another girl,
soon to blossom into womanhood,
[21:26] ---
gets to experience
an unforgettable summer.
[21:29] ---
Nooo! I want to forget it!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
It's Natsumi! What kind of
fireworks do you like?
[23:10] ---
I like the cute ones, like sparklers.
[23:13] ---
All fireworks are fun,
but make sure you take precautions
[23:16] ---
and always have a bucket of water
to put out the used fireworks.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that.
In our next episode,
[23:20] ---
we're having a festival! Festival!
[23:21] ---
And a radio! Radio!
[23:24] ---
"Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
Showdown at a Festival, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: A Radio
to Invade Your Ears, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories.
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E19 - Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate Showdown at a Festival, Sir! / Keroro: A Radio to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Festival
[01:33] ---
Something about festivals
[01:34] ---
kindles an excitement in the hearts
of human beings... no, not just humans...
[01:39] ---
Even the hearts of our alien friends.
[01:41] ---
Sergeant! Sergeant!
[01:45] ---
That's strange... Are you inside?
[01:50] ---
Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
Showdown at a Festival, Sir!
[01:58] ---
The shrine near my home
is having a festival tonight.
[02:01] ---
I'm thinking of hanging out for a while.
[02:03] ---
Well anyway, this has been
your DJ Mutsumi saying,
[02:07] ---
"See you next week!"
[02:08] ---
So, the shrine near Mutsumi-san's
house is having a festival, too.
[02:11] ---
Okay, all done.
[02:13] ---
It really looks perfect on you, Mois-chan.
[02:16] ---
O-Oh, really?
[02:18] ---
I didn't know Pekoponians
also enjoy festivals.
[02:21] ---
It would've been great if
Uncle could've come along with us...
[02:23] ---
Huh? Something
wrong with that stupid frog?
[02:25] ---
He looked depressed,
[02:26] ---
griping about the lack
of Pekopon invasion budget.
[02:29] ---
Or, like, bleeding money?
[02:30] ---
I have a bad feeling about this...
[02:32] ---
Nah, it's probably nothing at all...
[02:34] ---
Never mind. It's a festival.
We've got to enjoy it.
[02:37] ---
Right.
SIGN Festival
[02:38] ---
C'mon! Off we go!
SIGN Welcome to the Festival
SIGN Yakitori
SIGN Okonomiyaki
[02:46] ---
Wow!
[02:47] ---
Your festivals here in the city
sure are different!
[02:50] ---
The place is completely crowded.
[02:52] ---
Or, like, business booming?
[02:53] ---
I wish Sarge could join us.
[02:56] ---
I couldn't find Dororo either,
so I thought he was with them.
[03:00] ---
That stupid frog must've
squandered their money.
[03:02] ---
That's why they couldn't
afford to come here.
[03:05] ---
If he were here,
[03:06] ---
he'd probably use up his
entire allowance for the month.
SIGN Candied Apples 200 yen
[03:09] ---
I feel bad for having so much fun
when he can't.
SIGN Takoyaki (Grilled Octopus Dumplings)
[03:14] ---
I know. Why don't we buy something
to take home for Sarge?
SIGN Guaranteed Tasty
[03:18] ---
Excuse me. Can we have two orders
of takoyaki, please?
[03:20] ---
Sure... huh?
[03:21] ---
Huh?
[03:22] ---
Huh? Dororo!
[03:24] ---
I... I... Th-Th-This is only a mask...
[03:27] ---
What?
[03:29] ---
C'mon, c'mon. Get your masks here.
[03:31] ---
We've got all kinds of masks over here.
[03:34] ---
Tamama?
[03:35] ---
Tama? Ohh... This is only a mask, really...
[03:38] ---
Oh, really?
[03:39] ---
You fool. Do you mean
to get yourself killed?
[03:41] ---
You've got to put
your whole weight into it.
[03:43] ---
Right. Now, relax your elbow.
[03:45] ---
That's it. If you were in an
actual war zone, you'd be dead already.
[03:49] ---
Kids these days... They don't know
the proper way to hold a gun.
[03:52] ---
What? N-Natsumi!
[03:55] ---
Which means
[03:56] ---
that stupid frog must be
somewhere around here, as well.
[03:59] ---
What're you talking about?
I'm just wearing this mask...
[04:01] ---
C'mon. How many times
do I have to tell you?
[04:04] ---
Listen good. When you're
making these octopus balls,
[04:07] ---
you only put meat in
one out of three balls.
[04:10] ---
If you put meat in all the balls,
you'll cut into our profit margins.
[04:13] ---
Uncle...
[04:15] ---
That wasn't part of our agreement.
[04:17] ---
I told you I would cooperate in order to
bring joy to the faces of the kids.
[04:20] ---
Quit whitewashing it.
Fantasy won't help fill stomachs.
[04:24] ---
Hey, look at that! You put
two pieces of meat in that one ball!
[04:27] ---
Wow. It's a Gundam mask.
[04:31] ---
Listen, boy. Those are display only.
[04:34] ---
All the Gundam masks are sold out.
[04:37] ---
Here you go.
[04:37] ---
Huh...?
[04:39] ---
Sonny, this is a mask of a
Conqueror Team Kero Ranger
[04:42] ---
from a new TV series
coming out next year.
[04:45] ---
You're lucky to get your hands
on this exclusive mask...
[04:47] ---
Hold it right there!
[04:49] ---
Why are you wreaking havoc
on this special occasion?
SIGN Special Apricot
[04:54] ---
What evil plot are you up to this time?
[04:55] ---
What's your problem, lady?
Do you think you can really take me on?
[04:59] ---
This is purely business.
[05:00] ---
The livelihood of a family
[05:02] ---
and the conquest of Pekopon
depends on this.
[05:05] ---
Those who get in our way...
SIGN Dandy Frog, Osaka Style
[05:07] ---
...will be taken care of!
[05:10] ---
A shady business,
and lying to little kids.
[05:13] ---
The heavens may turn a blind eye,
[05:16] ---
but I, O-Natsu, will not stand here
and let you get your way.
SIGN Woman Power
[05:19] ---
Natsumi-san is so cool!
[05:21] ---
Why is she calling herself O-Natsu?
[05:23] ---
That's a minor technicality.
[05:25] ---
What's important is momentum!
[05:26] ---
Festivals have a way of luring people,
SIGN Crêpes
[05:28] ---
including narrators like me,
away from the everyday.
[05:32] ---
You could say it's a
special Festive Dimension.
[05:36] ---
Look. It's a fight.
[05:38] ---
Well, now... the mood around here
has reached fever pitch in a hurry.
[05:41] ---
I never back down
from a challenge to fight.
[05:44] ---
Get ready for a beating!
[05:46] ---
Just wait a second.
[05:48] ---
I'm not the type who takes on girls,
or little boys for that matter.
[05:52] ---
But I'll challenge you to one of
our games. Think you can handle it?
[05:55] ---
Sounds interesting.
[05:57] ---
Okay! Well, then!
SIGN Future Construction Site Keroro Group
SIGN Turtle
[06:07] ---
This is a Turtle Scooping challenge.
[06:11] ---
If you can scoop just one small turtle
out of the water, you win.
[06:14] ---
But let me warn you.
If you fail to do so...
[06:17] ---
...we'll use you in an alien festival.
[06:21] ---
You'll be the bait for a
Pekopon Scooping challenge!
[06:30] ---
Nooooooo!
[06:34] ---
C'mon!
[06:36] ---
You can do it, Natsumi!
[06:38] ---
Don't fail us, boss!
[06:40] ---
Here. That's your scoop.
[06:43] ---
Huh? No way. This is...
[06:46] ---
That's a perfect top-handled scoop.
[06:48] ---
A top-handled scoop?
SIGN What's a top-handled scoop?
[06:49] ---
A top-handled scoop refers to the scoop...
SIGN Ordinary scoop
[06:50] ---
...with the wire handle attached
near the top of the paper scoop.
SIGN Top-handled Scoop
[06:55] ---
I see...
[06:58] ---
Or, like, unfair demand?!
[06:59] ---
Even a tiny amount of water
will cause it to give way!
[07:02] ---
That's unfair.
[07:03] ---
Okay, let's get on with this.
[07:07] ---
Click.
[07:16] ---
Behold our secret trick!
Akashi Strait's Naruto Whirlpools!
SIGN Akashi Straits Naruto Whirlpools
[07:21] ---
That's too much!
[07:22] ---
No one can possibly do that!
[07:23] ---
But that's exactly the point.
[07:24] ---
We've gotta make this episode
as exciting as possible.
[07:27] ---
C'mon, girl. Why don't you
show us how to do this?
[07:32] ---
Sis!
[07:32] ---
Natsumi-san!
[07:38] ---
Move with the wind,
just like the leaves in spring...
[07:46] ---
Don't go against the tide...
[07:48] ---
Oh no!
[07:49] ---
Natsumi-san!
[07:51] ---
What the...?
[07:56] ---
She's moving in
perfect harmony with the tide.
[08:00] ---
Th-That makes even the
roughest waters as placid as a calm lake!
[08:21] ---
I-Impossible!
[08:24] ---
She did it! She scooped a turtle!
[08:27] ---
All right!
[08:31] ---
W-We concede.
[08:35] ---
I'm not gonna take this sitting down.
SIGN Sure Kill Move
[08:36] ---
Stop it, boy.
[08:38] ---
We've lost already.
Let's just leave peacefully.
[08:42] ---
I'm so frustrated, boss.
Though I'm not the one who lost.
[08:46] ---
Wait up.
[08:47] ---
Huh?
[08:48] ---
It's a festival tonight, remember?
[08:50] ---
Everybody's gathered here tonight
to join the festivities and celebrate.
[08:52] ---
The great deities don't care whether
we're frogs or aliens or whatever.
[08:56] ---
As long as you behave,
you'd better stay and enjoy
[09:00] ---
the rest of the evening.
[09:04] ---
N-Natsumi...
I always knew you were...
[09:08] ---
Lady Natsumi.
[09:10] ---
You have such a kind and decent heart.
[09:12] ---
We should have a festival in your name!
[09:15] ---
Boss...
[09:18] ---
What a touching ending.
A story of kindness and decency.
[09:20] ---
That's the true essence of celebration.
[09:22] ---
They're setting up the fireworks.
[09:24] ---
The fireworks are going up.
[09:25] ---
Fireworks!
[09:28] ---
That's right, sir!
[09:30] ---
I knew something like this
would happen.
SIGN Visualization
[09:31] ---
I have a trump card!
[09:33] ---
Those fireworks contain an Alien Snake!
SIGN Alien Snake Fireworks
SIGN Video Simulation
[09:39] ---
This is what would happen...
[09:47] ---
We have not yet lost the battle.
[09:50] ---
We have a lot riding on this, you see.
SIGN The Villains Return
[09:54] ---
So much for kindness and decency!
[10:00] ---
Wait, Giroro, what are you going to do?
[10:03] ---
We must respond in kind
to Natsumi's kindness.
[10:10] ---
Giroro!
[10:12] ---
Wait, sir!
[10:18] ---
Oh, no, you don't!
[10:45] ---
Keroro Green and Giroro Red
decorated the midsummer night sky.
[10:50] ---
I don't think I've ever seen
such a remarkable display of colors.
[10:54] ---
I find the green colors so soothing.
[10:57] ---
And the red colors are quite exhilarating.
SIGN What?
Eeek.
Hot!
I'm gonna die!
Yikes.
[11:09] ---
A Japanese summer.
The Keroro Platoon's summer.
[11:13] ---
Tamaya!
[11:14] ---
Tamama's black coloring: unnoticed by all.
[11:25] ---
That day, Fuyuki witnessed
an unbelievable sight.
[11:32] ---
Sis, here's your snack.
[11:34] ---
Oh, thank you. Just put it there.
[11:37] ---
Huh?
[11:38] ---
Huh?! Sis, isn't that...
[11:41] ---
Okay, it's done.
[11:45] ---
A Gundam model?
[11:48] ---
S-S-S-Sis...
[11:56] ---
Keroro: A Radio
to Invade Your Ears, Sir!
[12:02] ---
Why are you suddenly
into Gundam models?
[12:04] ---
You see, I was listening to Mutsumi-san
on the radio yesterday...
[12:08] ---
How many of you out there have tried
making Gundam plastic models?
[12:11] ---
It's so much fun!
[12:11] ---
He was talking about
how much fun it really is.
[12:13] ---
It can give you a refreshing break
from studies or work.
[12:14] ---
So I got to thinking,
"Why don't I give it a try?"
[12:18] ---
Doesn't it look cute?
[12:20] ---
Sis... this just doesn't feel right.
[12:22] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[12:24] ---
Sarge! What's the matter?
[12:26] ---
Gundam models...
all the Gundam models...
SIGN We have sold out of Gundam plastic models. No date is set for the next delivery. We apologize.
[12:31] ---
I couldn't find a single Gundam model
[12:33] ---
in any of the toy stores around town.
SIGN Sold Out Our Gundam plastic models are all sold out...
[12:35] ---
They were all sold out wherever I went.
SIGN Gundam Plastic Models Sold Out
SIGN Sold Out No date set for next delivery
SIGN Gundam Plastic Models Due to popularity Sold Out
[12:38] ---
Now that you mention it,
[12:39] ---
there was a long line
in the toy store I went to.
[12:42] ---
And when I bought this,
there were only a few left.
[12:45] ---
How come Lady Natsumi
has a Gundam model?
[12:47] ---
On top of that, it's the MG 1:100 Agguy
I've been looking for.
[12:51] ---
I bet all of Mutsumi-san's listeners
went out and bought them.
[12:55] ---
I didn't realize the radio
could be so influential.
[12:59] ---
Radio...?
[13:03] ---
Because of that...
SIGN Hot Radio Operation KRR (Tentative Name) Within the Keroro Platoon Secret Base Planning Room #3
[13:05] ---
...I was reacquainted
with this often overlooked,
[13:08] ---
yet highly influential gadget
called a "radio."
[13:10] ---
And that's why I say we need to use
the radio to achieve our invasion.
[13:14] ---
Lady Mois!
[13:15] ---
Yes, Uncle?
SIGN Proposed Strategy Illustration 1
[13:20] ---
By broadcasting an
entertaining radio program,
SIGN Proposed Strategy Illustration 2
[13:22] ---
we'll capture the
hearts of our audience,
SIGN Proposed Strategy Illustration 3
[13:25] ---
have them do whatever we like,
[13:28] ---
and make our invasion
a walk in the park!
[13:31] ---
Or, like, global conquest?!
SIGN Global Conquest
[13:33] ---
Hmph. That's a pretty
good plan, coming from you.
[13:36] ---
Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?
[13:38] ---
Not bad at all.<br>[13:39] ---
You're so amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
[13:41] ---
If everything works according to plan,
[13:43] ---
all the Keroro goods we failed to sell
SIGN Keroro Fan Keroro Water Balloons Keroro Ramune Keroro Masks
[13:45] ---
at the festival the other night
will sell out in a day.
SIGN Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[13:52] ---
And so begins Operation
"Sell All the Unsold Keroro Goods."
SIGN Hinata
[13:57] ---
One week later...
[13:59] ---
Sarge. Would you like some...
[14:04] ---
I'm a little busy right now!
[14:07] ---
Sarge is always in a hurry these days.
[14:11] ---
Maybe he's up to something again.
[14:19] ---
Wow...
[14:21] ---
It looks just like the real thing, sir!
[14:23] ---
You can always count
on Kululu-senpai.
[14:27] ---
It's a powerful state-of-the-art
radio-wave transmission system.
[14:31] ---
It can exploit
any nearby satellite system
[14:33] ---
and hijack any radio program
in the world.
[14:36] ---
We go on the air tonight!
[14:38] ---
We'll hijack what all the women
tune in to, Mutsumi-san's program!
[14:40] ---
This is Operation Radio Jack, sir!
[14:45] ---
Click.
[14:47] ---
Looks like a rat has wandered in.
[14:51] ---
Take him out.
[14:56] ---
Please forgive me, Master Fuyuki.
[14:58] ---
I have to harden my heart this time.
[15:01] ---
He's really serious.
This plan might actually work this time.
[15:04] ---
I never thought any of our plans
would actually amount to anything.
[15:10] ---
Click.
[15:20] ---
Operation Radio Jack is now on standby.
SIGN Keron Army Powerful Mechanism!
[15:31] ---
In baseball, the Rygers won
over the Rygoes, 3 to 1.
[15:34] ---
The winning pitcher Izawa is
[15:36] ---
posting his fifth consecutive win,
bringing his total to 11 wins.
[15:38] ---
This has been the latest sports update
on FM Kissho...
[15:40] ---
It's about time.
[15:43] ---
Mutsumi-san...
[15:48] ---
Sergeant Keroro's Great Mystery Hour!
[15:54] ---
W-What's going on here?
[15:56] ---
This is our premiere broadcast.
[15:58] ---
A pleasant evening to everyone out there.
[15:59] ---
This is your radio personality
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[16:03] ---
I'm Princess Mois, the assistant.
[16:05] ---
This is Tamama, creative writer.
[16:06] ---
Just the other day,
I was taking a walk
[16:10] ---
when suddenly,
this dog came running after me.
[16:11] ---
I almost fell in a ditch, but luckily...
[16:12] ---
Hey, Dororo, isn't that your friend talking?
[16:18] ---
Come out, you stupid frog!
I know you're in there! Now get out!
[16:29] ---
Sis.
[16:31] ---
Fuyuki...
[16:31] ---
Let me introduce our new segment,
"Aliens You Wouldn't Want Around."
[16:38] ---
Our first letter comes from Tokyo
by someone who goes by the handle
[16:41] ---
"The Most Dangerous Guy in Space,"
[16:44] ---
and for him, this is the alien
he wouldn't want around!
[16:46] ---
One who saves all his money just
to buy Gundam plastic model kits...
[16:50] ---
Is he talking about me here?
What's going on?
[16:53] ---
Now, now, Mr. Sergeant.
Get a hold of yourself.
[16:55] ---
We're live on air, Uncle...
[16:57] ---
O-Oh yeah... of course.
I was only kidding. I wasn't really angry.
[17:02] ---
Why don't we read the next letter?
[17:04] ---
It's from Tokyo and it's
from "A Fan of the Sergeant."
[17:07] ---
His undesirable alien is
"the easily flattered type, who befriends"
[17:10] ---
"the daughter of the King \f Terror
from the Sky. Uh huh."
[17:14] ---
Wait a minute...
[17:15] ---
This sounds like it was written
by Tamama! So it's me, again!
[17:18] ---
Uncle, radio, radio!
[17:18] ---
You've gotta be kidding!
[17:20] ---
O-Oh, yeah... I'm just kidding.
I'm not angry at all.
[17:25] ---
Whoa!
[17:26] ---
"The alien I wouldn't want around is..."
[17:28] ---
"One who breaks your toy but
keeps it a secret from you all your life."
[17:31] ---
"One who is only a friend
when he needs something from you."
[17:34] ---
"One who does not look for you
when you get separated from the team."
[17:37] ---
One who...
[17:37] ---
Stop it! That's enough!
[17:39] ---
Uncle, radio, radio!
[17:41] ---
Y-Yes... right...
I'm just kidding. I'm not angry.
[17:45] ---
Well, let's go on to the next letter...
[17:47] ---
Oh, here. Why don't we try this one...
[17:47] ---
Who would actually
want to listen to this?
[17:49] ---
More and more are tuning in!
[17:52] ---
It seems our listeners like what they hear.
[17:53] ---
They're behaving exactly the way
they always behave around here.
[17:56] ---
Other people might find it funny.
[17:58] ---
We'll pause for a short commercial break.
When we come back,
[18:01] ---
we'll be chatting with a
very big celebrity guest right here.
[18:04] ---
Huh?
[18:07] ---
Uncle. Who is that
very big celebrity guest?
[18:12] ---
Who else would we have
as our celebrity guest?
[18:14] ---
It's her!
[18:18] ---
Sumomo-chan!
[18:19] ---
Is Sumomo-chan coming all the way here?
[18:21] ---
Of course not.
She doesn't have to be here at all.
[18:24] ---
She won't be seen anyway,
so all we need is to imitate her voice.
[18:26] ---
Really?
[18:27] ---
Wait a minute here.
[18:28] ---
You're saying we'll deliberately
mislead our listeners.
[18:31] ---
Oh, c'mon... Why don't you
lighten up a bit, huh?
[18:34] ---
But where would we get someone
to imitate her voice?
[18:37] ---
I've thought of that.
[18:38] ---
Under normal circumstances, I,
the platoon leader, would do it myself,
[18:42] ---
but since I'm the host, I can't do it.
[18:44] ---
Lady Mois can't, either,
because she's the assistant.
[18:47] ---
Tamama probably still isn't
experienced enough for this task.
[18:49] ---
So that means...
[18:52] ---
Huh?
[18:53] ---
Corporal Giroro, I order you to
take on the role of Sumomo-chan!
[18:56] ---
What? ME?!
[18:57] ---
That's an order, Corporal.
[18:59] ---
B-But that's not...
[19:01] ---
Once you capture the hearts of
the listeners, all you have to say is,
[19:04] ---
"Please hand over Pekopon to us."
[19:06] ---
Just beg in a cute voice
over the radio,
[19:07] ---
and I'm sure we'll be able to accomplish
our goal of conquering Pekopon.
[19:12] ---
A-Are you sure?
[19:13] ---
Hurry up and make up your minds already.
[19:16] ---
We'll soon be back on the air.
[19:18] ---
You don't have to sound like her.
[19:19] ---
Just say you have a cold, and
they won't know it's not the real thing.
[19:22] ---
But this is all so sudden.
I need time to absorb this...
[19:26] ---
We're back, and we have in
the studio the biggest star
[19:29] ---
in the whole universe.
It's Sumomo-chan!
[19:34] ---
U-Uh...
[19:36] ---
Hello... I'm Sumomo...
[19:39] ---
Hello there, Sumomo-chan!
You look cute as ever.
[19:41] ---
That's Giroro...
[19:43] ---
Do you have a cold?
Your voice sounds really raspy.
[19:45] ---
I'm sorry to hear that you're sick and all.
[19:47] ---
But that won't stop me
from asking you tons of questions.
[19:50] ---
Why don't we start with an icebreaker?
[19:52] ---
What's your favorite color?
[19:54] ---
I-It's red.
[19:55] ---
You seem to be a little
too tense, Sumomo-chan.
[19:58] ---
Relax, relax.
[20:00] ---
Let's have Mois-chan
ask the next question.
[20:03] ---
Let me see... what's your most
valued possession at the moment?
[20:06] ---
My inertia-controlling
rocket launcher.
[20:11] ---
No, I mean, uhm...
m-my dreams, I guess...
[20:16] ---
Well, isn't that a cute answer? Dreams.
[20:18] ---
We should all value our dreams.
[20:20] ---
Let's move on to the next question.
[20:21] ---
So what have you been up to these days?
[20:24] ---
Walk-crawl-run training every day.
[20:29] ---
N-No... I mean... I've been
collecting all kinds of Keroro goods.
[20:33] ---
Oooh!
[20:35] ---
Keroro goods are really great!
[20:36] ---
They're so cute, those Keroro goods.
[20:39] ---
I've even heard that Keroro goods can
help lower your cholesterol!
[20:46] ---
The ratings have started dropping!
[20:48] ---
Or, like, total freefall?!
[20:49] ---
Okay, enough of the soft questions.
[20:53] ---
It's time for some hardcore stuff.
[20:58] ---
When you take a bath, which
part of your body do you soap first?
[21:14] ---
The nape of my neck.
[21:16] ---
The nape...
[21:18] ---
The nape...
[21:20] ---
The nape...
[21:29] ---
Operation "Sell All the Unsold
Keroro Goods" failed miserably.
SIGN Failure
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:07] ---
This is Giroro.
[23:08] ---
I hope you aren't all slacking off
just because it's summer vacation.
[23:12] ---
Warriors must polish their own
weapons, even on their days off.
[23:15] ---
Come on. There's not enough shine.
One. Two. One. Two.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that.
[23:19] ---
Next time, we'll encounter
some mysteries of the seas.
[23:22] ---
Well, Master Fuyuki will.
[23:23] ---
"Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories.
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E20 - Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir! / Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
The ocean.
[01:34] ---
It's home to a countless
number of life forms.
[01:38] ---
Oceans cover about 70% of Earth.
[01:45] ---
In short, if we take control of the seas,
[01:47] ---
our Pekopon invasion will
immediately end with success.
[01:53] ---
He sounds convincing for once.
[01:57] ---
I wish the seas were made up of cola.
SIGN Certificate of Appreciation Mr. Keroro...
[02:01] ---
I'll join in, as long as you guys
promise me you'll preserve nature.
[02:05] ---
Huh...?
[02:06] ---
Uncle?
SIGN Revived
[02:10] ---
It seems I have gotten everyone
to agree with my proposal.
[02:12] ---
We will now proceed with
Operation: Take Over the Seas First.
[02:17] ---
Yay yay yay yay!
[02:21] ---
I believe that we should consider
the effects on the environment...
SIGN Gegegegege...
[02:25] ---
If we succeed in taking over the seas,
[02:27] ---
we'll be able to enjoy summery events
[02:29] ---
at the beach whenever we want.
[02:32] ---
But first, let's go through
our usual routine.
SIGN Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[02:40] ---
It would seem strange
if I didn't join them...
SIGN Dorodorodoro...
[02:45] ---
Well, that was fun.
Now, down to business.
[02:48] ---
Huh?
[02:54] ---
However, they were still unaware...
[02:57] ---
...of the truly terrifying nature of the sea.
[03:04] ---
Fuyuki Meets a Girl, Sir!
[03:11] ---
How is it? Can you get it working?
[03:13] ---
I don't think so.
We'll have to take it to a shop.
[03:15] ---
No way! You promised
we'd go to the beach!
[03:18] ---
What about the swimming pool?
[03:20] ---
Awww, but it's always crowded.
[03:22] ---
No, I mean the one in the basement.
[03:24] ---
The basement?
[03:26] ---
Oh, yes!
[03:28] ---
Mom's right. This pool is all ours.
SIGN Pool
[03:30] ---
If anyone's there,
it'll be just a few stupid frogs.
SIGN Under Repair
[03:34] ---
Huh?
[03:36] ---
Huh?
[03:40] ---
A Keron army submarine,
the Roadranger.
SIGN Keron Army Submarine, Roadranger
[03:45] ---
Huh?
[03:46] ---
Who says we can't
enjoy conquering Pekopon?
[03:49] ---
So, Mr. Sergeant,
where should we go first?
[03:51] ---
I was thinking, maybe the popular
Matsuzaki Beach in Izu first...
[03:54] ---
Huh?
[03:54] ---
Oh, it's Lady Natsumi.
[03:56] ---
What did you just say?
[03:58] ---
The beach, ma'am.
[03:59] ---
Our proud Roadranger will take us...
[04:04] ---
W-Would you care to join us?
[04:07] ---
Yes!
[04:09] ---
Given the long history of sea creatures...
[04:13] ---
...it's highly likely that
they should have their own
[04:15] ---
unique pattern of evolution.
SIGN Unusual Happenings at Factory Drain Sites Deep Sea Crabs Latch on to...
[04:17] ---
Hmm...
[04:19] ---
Hinata Fuyuki.
[04:20] ---
For his school project
of the summer, he's chosen
[04:22] ---
"The Possibility of Unknown
Intelligent Life in the Deep Sea."
[04:29] ---
It's no good.
I need more reference material.
[04:33] ---
If only I could investigate
the deep sea myself...
[04:35] ---
Fuyuki!
[04:36] ---
We're going to the beach! C'mon!
[04:37] ---
I thought the car was broken.
[04:39] ---
Wow...
[04:42] ---
If I'm not mistaken, it's a submarine!
[04:46] ---
This can take us to the beach?
[04:49] ---
This pool supposedly
connects directly to the sea.
[04:53] ---
Welcome to our state-of-the-art
submarine, the Roadranger.
SIGN Captain Keroro
[04:57] ---
Sergeant.
[04:58] ---
This ship can take us to any of the seven
seas and bring us back in the same day.
[05:04] ---
If that's true, I can research
any place I want to.
SIGN Roadranger, Primary Bridge
[05:09] ---
I knew things like this would happen,
so the ship interior was made spacious.
[05:13] ---
Natsumi-san!
SIGN Primary Bridge, Guest Cabin
[05:15] ---
Oh! Koyuki-chan!
[05:16] ---
I'm going with you.
[05:18] ---
You're always welcome.
[05:19] ---
Hey, Keroro.
[05:21] ---
Is this really part of our invasion plan?
[05:23] ---
Of course, sir.
[05:24] ---
But wouldn't it be more fun
for you to go with our friends?
[05:28] ---
Why would it be?
[05:29] ---
Besides which, why does an
invasion need to be fun?
[05:33] ---
Hey, Natsumi-san!
Can I see your swimsuit?
[05:39] ---
Get a grip, Giroro-kun!
[05:42] ---
Yes, sir.
[05:47] ---
All hands, prepare for diving.
[05:50] ---
Ready to dive!
[05:51] ---
Close the hatch.
[05:52] ---
Hatch closed!
[05:54] ---
Open vents. Descend slowly.
[05:56] ---
Opening the vents.
[06:04] ---
All systems go!
[06:05] ---
Ready for launch!
[06:08] ---
Open the gate.
[06:10] ---
Opening the gate!
[06:18] ---
Roadranger, launch!
[06:20] ---
Launch!
[06:53] ---
We're here.
[06:54] ---
The anti-barrier is working perfectly.
[06:57] ---
Wow. We actually made it.
[07:00] ---
We can do whatever
we want without being seen.
[07:05] ---
Yahoo!
[07:11] ---
Everyone, come on in!
[07:13] ---
Uh, I just came to do a little research...
[07:14] ---
Fuyuki, you still haven't
learned to swim, right?
[07:19] ---
I'm gonna make real sure
you learn this time.
[07:26] ---
Now, are you ready...
[07:28] ---
K-Koyuki-chan...?
[07:30] ---
Ninja Art: Substitution Jutsu!
[07:33] ---
That was close...
[07:35] ---
Huh.
[07:36] ---
Get wet.
[07:39] ---
W-What's going on?
[07:40] ---
Using that special float,
[07:42] ---
you're sure to learn
how to swim this summer.
[07:44] ---
B-But I...
[07:45] ---
All for the low price of 1,000,000 yen.
[07:47] ---
Its ion propulsion will
take it up to 100 knots, and...
[07:50] ---
Huh? I'm not done with
my commercial yet.
[07:54] ---
Attention!
[07:56] ---
In line with our
Operation: Take Over the Seas First,
[07:59] ---
we shall recon the surroundings.
[08:01] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[08:02] ---
Sir!
[08:03] ---
You are to stay in the sub,
in case of emergency.
[08:06] ---
Roger.
[08:07] ---
Okay, men. Let's get working.
[08:09] ---
Roger.
[08:13] ---
That was mean, Sarge.
[08:19] ---
I'm drowning! I'm drowning! Help me!
[08:22] ---
Huh?
[08:25] ---
I can stand up...
[08:28] ---
Huh?
[08:34] ---
Th-There's nothing funny about it!
[08:39] ---
Huh?
[08:40] ---
What's the matter?
[08:42] ---
Hey, you.
[08:46] ---
Oh...
[08:53] ---
At first glance, it seems
peaceful here.
[08:55] ---
But for some reason,
I have a presentiment...
[09:00] ---
Hey, you.
[09:08] ---
All right, that should do it.
[09:13] ---
Huh?
[09:16] ---
Sh-She's so pretty...
[09:19] ---
She doesn't look Japanese.
I wonder where she's from.
[09:23] ---
Those beautiful azure eyes
are so attractive.
[09:35] ---
This is the life, I tell you.
[09:36] ---
Yes, it is.
[09:38] ---
I think I could get used to this.
[09:41] ---
I had to leave Giroro behind,
because he's such a spoilsport.
[09:43] ---
Yes, he is.
[09:45] ---
We've been at this for two hours now.
[09:49] ---
I think I see the light...
[09:55] ---
I'm back to my sparkling self!
[10:01] ---
Okay, men. It's time to
proceed with our plans.
[10:04] ---
Yup, our preliminary
investigation's done.
[10:06] ---
Man, that was a tiring job.
[10:10] ---
Some people can be so disgusting.
[10:13] ---
Don't they know all life comes from the sea?
[10:21] ---
Oh, thank you very much.
[10:27] ---
Hey, don't push yourself.
Your hand is injured.
[10:38] ---
Huh?
[10:41] ---
Oh...
[10:44] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[10:47] ---
S-Sergeant...
[10:50] ---
I guess she won't see them
because of the anti-barrier.
[10:52] ---
We're gonna dive deep into the ocean!
[10:55] ---
You're gonna dive?
[10:56] ---
Wait! I'm going with you!
[10:58] ---
Huh?
[11:03] ---
I'm sorry, but I have to do something.
[11:07] ---
Don't you worry. I'll get rid
of all the trash we collected.
[11:13] ---
Huh?
[11:17] ---
Huh?
[11:23] ---
Sorry, but I need to see
the bottom of the ocean.
[11:29] ---
Wait for me, Sergeant!
[11:34] ---
Even with the anti-barrier
working perfectly,
[11:37] ---
the eyes of this girl follow every move
of the Keroro Platoon sub.
[11:42] ---
Just who is this girl?
[11:54] ---
Japan is bounded by
multiple continental plates.
[11:59] ---
The topography of its
ocean depths is diverse.
[12:09] ---
For your information,
this is a continental shelf,
[12:12] ---
which is a shallow underwater plain
surrounding a continent.
[12:16] ---
How does this look?
[12:17] ---
That's perfect, captain.
[12:23] ---
Is this all it takes to invade someplace?
[12:27] ---
Yes, according to the universal space law.
[12:29] ---
Those who have a problem
with it just remove the flag.
[12:33] ---
At this rate, we can
conquer all seven seas in no time.
[12:37] ---
I don't think it'll be that easy...
[12:39] ---
Straight ahead, sirs!
[12:46] ---
Fuyuki: The Ambassador of Nontolma, Sir!
[12:56] ---
Wow. It looks exactly as in the books.
[13:00] ---
I'm actually at the bottom of
the ocean. It's like a dream.
[13:06] ---
I definitely feel like I'm dreaming.
[13:21] ---
There's a sudden drop.
[13:23] ---
This is a continental slope.
[13:25] ---
Hey, hey. Don't leave me behind.
[13:29] ---
Continental plains,
[13:31] ---
which sunlight cannot reach,
make up half the Earth's surface.
[13:35] ---
Look. Over there.
Those mountains with flat peaks.
[13:38] ---
Those were islands a long
time ago. Those are called Guyots.
[13:55] ---
Depth at 5,000.
[14:03] ---
We'll soon reach one of the world's
most famous trenches,
[14:06] ---
the Izu Ogasawara Trench.
[14:17] ---
Depth at 5,500.
[14:19] ---
If there are highly evolved
life forms under the ocean,
[14:19] ---
All systems go, captain!
[14:21] ---
Maintain descent, sir.
[14:23] ---
this would be the most likely place to find
them, where man has not been before.
[14:23] ---
Maintaining descent, captain.
[14:25] ---
Ready the diving suits.
[14:26] ---
On standby!
[14:28] ---
Sergeant!
[14:30] ---
Keron Army, official rental suit.
[14:32] ---
Handles intense water pressure
or extreme temperatures.
[14:37] ---
Are you ready?
[14:38] ---
Y-Yeah!
[14:39] ---
Blast off!
[14:47] ---
I can't see anything... I can't even
figure out which way is up or down.
[14:52] ---
It's a whole world of pitch black.
[15:09] ---
There couldn't possibly be highly evolved
life forms in a place like this.
[15:15] ---
Nothing could survive here.
[15:22] ---
Multiple sonar contacts!
Presumed hostile.
[15:26] ---
Turn back.
[15:27] ---
Huh?
[15:28] ---
We are the Nontolma.
[15:31] ---
I hear a voice through my body.
[15:35] ---
We are the Nontolma.
[15:37] ---
Nontolma? An intelligent life form?
[15:40] ---
The bottom of the ocean
is the territory of the Nontolma.
[15:43] ---
Did he say "Nontolma"?
[15:45] ---
Nontolma...
[15:48] ---
Oh, yeah! I remember!
[15:49] ---
That's how my grandfather
used to refer to Pekoponians.
[15:54] ---
You mean, Pekoponians
are actually called Nontolma?
[15:59] ---
What could this mean?
[16:12] ---
We're completely surrounded.
[16:14] ---
So Nontolma and Pekoponians
aren't one and the same.
[16:18] ---
Captain. We'd better get
Fukki back here fast.
[16:21] ---
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
[16:23] ---
Hey! That's the torpedo launch button!
[16:26] ---
Gero!
[16:36] ---
Direct hits.
SIGN We're in deep trouble.
[16:41] ---
I-It's... It's...
It's a total victory for us!
[16:45] ---
Our invasion plan is a great success!
[16:51] ---
Hey. Not one of them suffered a scratch.
[16:53] ---
What?
[16:55] ---
Impossible!
[16:55] ---
That was a direct hit
from our high-speed torpedoes!
[16:59] ---
Strong energy signals fast approaching.
[17:08] ---
Severe damage to the tertiary bridge.
[17:10] ---
That one's just for show.
[17:11] ---
A second wave is coming.
[17:13] ---
Tell me that sooner!
SIGN Warning
SIGN In a Real Pinch
[17:19] ---
R-Retreat. Surface immediately.
Blow the main tank.
[17:29] ---
S-Sergeant!
[17:35] ---
Sergeant!
[17:44] ---
That was real close.
[17:46] ---
Huh?
[17:47] ---
What's the matter?
[17:50] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[17:54] ---
Don't tell me we lost him down there?!
[17:57] ---
What do we do now, captain?
[17:59] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[18:00] ---
You must live on...!
[18:03] ---
This is not the time for your theatrics!
[18:05] ---
We're going back down there.
[18:07] ---
That's right.
[18:08] ---
We can't do that.
[18:10] ---
Our emergency blow just now
completely damaged the vents.
[18:14] ---
What?
[18:26] ---
This was all... a big mistake...
[18:30] ---
Man was not meant to come here at all...
[18:37] ---
A real megalodon.
[18:40] ---
It looks just like in the books.
[18:49] ---
This boy must be saved.
[18:54] ---
He loves the sea. He's no
different from all of us here.
[19:03] ---
What... a mermaid?
[19:16] ---
It's her!
[19:17] ---
Don't forget...
[19:19] ---
Huh?
[19:20] ---
Don't forget...
[19:22] ---
...that all life originates from the sea.
[19:27] ---
Don't forget that...
[19:34] ---
Huh?
[19:35] ---
Are you all right, Fuyuki-dono?
[19:36] ---
Dororo.
[19:38] ---
Where am I?
[19:39] ---
I found you washed ashore.
[19:43] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[19:44] ---
Oh.
[19:45] ---
Master Fuyuki! Are you all right?
[19:48] ---
I was so worried about you!
[19:51] ---
Sergeant...
[19:52] ---
Where have you been, Fuyuki?
[19:55] ---
I think it's best we all went home now.
[19:57] ---
Or, like, homeward journey?
[20:00] ---
Okay.
SIGN Trash Bag
[20:13] ---
I'll be just a minute.
I just need to clean up a bit.
[20:18] ---
All life here on Earth
came from the sea, after all.
[20:22] ---
I completely agree.
[20:23] ---
C'mon, Natsumi-san.
Why don't we join them?
[20:26] ---
O-Okay.
[20:27] ---
We should all take care of our seas.
[20:29] ---
Or, like, eco friendly?
SIGN Trash Bag
[20:36] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[20:38] ---
Look! Look over there!
[20:45] ---
No! Our flags...
[20:47] ---
Our operation was another bust.
Fish them all out.
[20:51] ---
Look over there! The first star!
[20:56] ---
Wow...
[21:02] ---
There was a period before our time
[21:06] ---
when highly evolved beings on land
decided to go back to the sea.
[21:09] ---
They live deep in the ocean,
avoiding any contact with mankind.
[21:16] ---
But...
[21:18] ---
...if we continue to threaten
their existence here on Earth...
[21:22] ---
...the Nontolma might someday
turn their wrath on human beings.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:07] ---
This is Fuyuki.
[23:08] ---
There are many mysteries
still hidden from us in the ocean.
[23:11] ---
It's amazing, and rather frightening.
[23:14] ---
Well, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
[23:16] ---
Sergeant Keroro told me to say that,
[23:18] ---
but is that quoting someone?
[23:19] ---
Never mind that! The next episode
is all about ecology.
[23:22] ---
"Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
Two heartwarming episodes!
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E21 - Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir! / Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
Keroro's Energy-Saving Invasion, Sir!
[01:38] ---
It was a sunny day of August,
in the year 2004.
[01:42] ---
Temperatures reached 37.8 °C.
[01:45] ---
Wind velocity: zero.
Discomfort index: 89. Simply put...
[01:49] ---
...it was too darn hot.
[01:52] ---
This heat may seem unbearable.
[01:53] ---
But... compared to the scorching
ceramic desert battlefields
SIGN Heat from the sun
SIGN Reflected heat
[01:56] ---
of the planet Heboron,
SIGN Heat from the ground
SIGN Heat from the air conditioner
[01:58] ---
this isn't... this isn't...
[02:02] ---
This isn't...
[02:05] ---
This must be how heaven feels.
[02:11] ---
Sis, have some juice.
[02:13] ---
It's too cold!
Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
[02:16] ---
What're you talking about, Fuyuki?
[02:18] ---
It's a waste not to use what you have.
[02:20] ---
Well, I guess...
[02:21] ---
Thank you.
[02:25] ---
It really hits the spot.
[02:29] ---
W-Water...
[02:38] ---
Super Natsumi of the Pekopon forces
to the rescue!
[02:42] ---
Rock punch.
[02:44] ---
Megaton kick.
[02:48] ---
That's enough.
[02:50] ---
You must be the evil leader,
Sergeant Keroro.
[02:53] ---
Take her down.
[02:57] ---
Nooooo!
[03:00] ---
Now, all that will be left
of Super Natsumi will be mush.
[03:02] ---
What an uplifting turn of events, isn't it?
[03:05] ---
It's amazing what
computer graphics can do.
[03:11] ---
Night after sleepless night
of working for a whole week.
[03:14] ---
The Keroro Platoon promotional
video will soon be finished.
[03:18] ---
When we offer it on
alien internet shopping,
[03:20] ---
I'm certain it'll sell like hotcakes!
[03:28] ---
Let's get down to the
finishing touches of the video.
[03:31] ---
A-All right. Go ahead.
[03:38] ---
Well, I'm glad you decided
to meet here in this coffee shop.
[03:42] ---
I don't have air conditioning at home.
[03:43] ---
When we finally publish
this debut work of yours,
[03:46] ---
I'm sure you'll earn enough to buy one.
I see great potential in you.
[03:51] ---
I'll do my best!
[03:53] ---
Well, let's get started, shall we?
[03:54] ---
First, let's discuss the intro sequence.
[03:56] ---
Sure.
[03:57] ---
And so, it seemed as though
[03:59] ---
this hot day in summer
would pass without any incident.
SIGN Kurukurukuru... Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
[04:02] ---
But...
[04:06] ---
Tragedy will strike whenever
you least expect to find it present.
SIGN Tragedy will strike Whenever you least expect To find it present.
[04:11] ---
Huh?
SIGN Kurukurukuru... Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
[04:18] ---
What happened?
[04:19] ---
It's a power failure.
[04:23] ---
Where's the data? Where's the data
for our promotional video?
[04:25] ---
O-O-Of course, the data was
s-s-saved before this blackout...
[04:27] ---
Right? Right? Right?
[04:31] ---
Sorry, I forgot to do that.
SIGN Dramatization
[04:40] ---
It sure is dark in here.
[04:41] ---
It's getting hot...
[04:43] ---
It must be some kind of
power failure. Hinata-san...?
[04:47] ---
You know... I think you need to develop
this character a little bit more.
[04:52] ---
Like, give him a dark side, even
though he may not look like that.
[04:56] ---
Oh... of course!
That's a great idea.
[05:01] ---
Yes, yes...
[05:04] ---
It's so hot. It's just too hot.
[05:07] ---
When will this power failure finally end?
[05:11] ---
Oh yeah, Fuyuki. You know
that electric fan in the closet?
[05:14] ---
Why don't you bring it here?
[05:16] ---
Huh?!
[05:17] ---
Hey, Sis, there's a
power failure right now.
[05:19] ---
How can we use an electric fan?!
[05:23] ---
I can't take it any longer. Somebody help!
[05:27] ---
I hear!
[05:31] ---
There's someone crying for help.
[05:33] ---
Her voice sounds so heartbreaking!
[05:41] ---
We'll go in the direction of that lovely
but agonizing voice asking for help.
[05:45] ---
We'll go to the ends of
the Earth for those in need.
[05:49] ---
Koyuki-no-jou, humbly intruding!
[05:52] ---
Likewise, Dororo! My pleasure!
[05:55] ---
Why did you come from there?
[05:57] ---
What's the matter with you, Natsumi-san?
[05:58] ---
Do you have a stomachache
from eating too much cold food?
[06:01] ---
No, it's the power failure...
[06:03] ---
Power failure?
[06:04] ---
Huh? There's no blackout at your house?
[06:06] ---
We don't have any use for electricity.
[06:09] ---
Really? But we're in the 21st century.
[06:13] ---
It doesn't matter which century we're in.
[06:15] ---
A ninja relies only on three things:
heaven, earth, and people.
[06:18] ---
The heat of summer... the cold of
winter... those are of no consequence.
[06:22] ---
You really are amazing, Koyuki-chan.
[06:25] ---
I don't think I could
last a day longer in this heat.
[06:28] ---
If that's your only problem,
let this humble servant take care of it!
[06:32] ---
Huh?
[06:35] ---
Uncle! I brought you something!
[06:38] ---
Huh?
[06:44] ---
Uncle, are you all right?
Who did this to you?
[06:48] ---
Oh... Lady Mois, the truth is...
[06:51] ---
The promotional video data was lost?
[06:55] ---
There's no need to worry about that.
[06:58] ---
I actually saved a copy of
your video here in my cell phone.
SIGN The state-of-the art model! With a large built-in memory!
[07:08] ---
Lady Mois!
[07:10] ---
Uncle!
[07:19] ---
K-Keroro... Now is our chance.
[07:22] ---
J-Just look at the Pekoponians.
[07:25] ---
This power failure has
made them all panicked.
[07:29] ---
This is the perfect time for us to...
[07:32] ---
I'm talking to you,
you disrespectful brat!
SIGN *audible from space
SIGN Scream
[07:49] ---
Thank you very much.
[07:52] ---
I really wish I could
close shop early today... but...
[07:56] ---
The way it is now,
[07:56] ---
there's no motivation for the
heroine to do something like that.
[07:59] ---
I see. Maybe I'll put these
three pages in the first half,
[08:02] ---
and add a little more detail
when she first appears.
[08:04] ---
Yes, that'll make it much better!
[08:05] ---
Oh, boy...
[08:07] ---
This is amazing.
[08:09] ---
Who would've thought
these would be set up out here?
[08:12] ---
But why isn't the water cold?
[08:15] ---
Didn't I tell you, Natsumi-san?
Just let me take care of everything.
[08:20] ---
Huh. What's going on?
[08:26] ---
Ninja Art: Such-and-Such
Why Not no Jutsu!
[08:34] ---
Wow, that was all a blur...
[08:37] ---
This sure feels good.
[08:39] ---
A cold compress after a hot bath
really hits the spot.
[08:41] ---
It's the best cooling trick.
[08:44] ---
Oh?
[08:45] ---
But there's still more.
[08:47] ---
Huh?
[08:51] ---
They're finally here.
[08:53] ---
We are all ready for you.
[08:55] ---
Wow...
[08:57] ---
Help yourself, Sis.
[08:59] ---
It's beautiful.
[09:06] ---
Clear the mind of worries, and even fire
shall feel like the breeze of spring.
[09:11] ---
Even if you don't have
any modern conveniences,
[09:13] ---
as long as you feel good inside,
you can overcome any challenges.
[09:16] ---
Yes, I see it now.
[09:18] ---
Now, look up above.
[09:19] ---
Huh?
[09:20] ---
Wow...
[09:23] ---
It's amazing how much you
can see when there are no lights.
[09:38] ---
It's good!
[09:39] ---
All right! This is great!
[09:41] ---
Looks like you'll be able
to buy an air conditioner...
[09:46] ---
Really? So that means you
won't be coming here anymore?
[09:51] ---
N-No, no. I'll always
come here, no matter what.
[09:53] ---
Maybe I should just
reject your work.
[09:56] ---
What?! Please don't!
SIGN Nishizawa Peach Group
[10:06] ---
Please hurry, Paul.
[10:07] ---
There's no emergency power generator
like ours at Fuyuki-kun's home.
[10:10] ---
So I'm sure he's having
a hard time right now.
[10:13] ---
We have to get this portable
generator to him as soon as we can.
[10:16] ---
Yes, milady.
[10:18] ---
The truth is, the darkness is a
perfect opportunity to...
[10:22] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[10:23] ---
It's all right, Nishizawa-san!
[10:26] ---
This is getting me fired up!
[10:28] ---
Isn't it pretty?
[10:37] ---
Oh, it went out.
[10:39] ---
Paul?
[10:41] ---
Looks like they don't need the generator.
[10:44] ---
Um... good evening.
[10:46] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[10:47] ---
C'mon, Momoka-chan!
Join us in lighting these sparklers!
SIGN Nishizawa Peach Group
[10:49] ---
Can I? I'd love to.
[10:52] ---
Which one do you want?
[10:55] ---
And this is how a rather unusual
summer day came to an end.
[11:01] ---
Several days later...
[11:04] ---
The accident from the other day
served as a lesson for us.
[11:08] ---
And so we finally succeeded in developing
a state-of-the-art power generator system.
[11:14] ---
Wind power from this gigantic industrial fan!
[11:17] ---
Hydroelectric power from this water pump!
[11:21] ---
And thermal power from electric stoves.
[11:25] ---
Th-This is fantastic.
[11:28] ---
I'm gonna call it our...
Electric Power Generator.
SIGN Electric Power Generator
[11:30] ---
This is a momentous moment.
Everyone, witness the... plug in!
[11:33] ---
Wow...
[11:39] ---
Check the breaker.
[11:49] ---
Summer is the season when people
go back home for a visit.
[11:55] ---
Hey, this old cheapo isn't half bad.
[11:59] ---
Let's see how it can do.
[12:01] ---
Hey, behind us!
[12:03] ---
What's the matter?
[12:04] ---
That's the legendary "Red Comet,"
[12:06] ---
which has never lost a single
drift race on this mountain road.
[12:08] ---
What? I'd better just give way
and let them pass.
[12:11] ---
What the...! Look ahead!
[12:22] ---
Our cheap used car...
[12:24] ---
Aw, man...
[12:25] ---
Is it just me? All the cars in front
seem to have been letting us pass.
[12:31] ---
I wonder myself.
[12:32] ---
It's been a long time
since we last visited Grandma.
[12:45] ---
Keroro's Countryside Exploration, Sir!
[12:51] ---
Maybe we should have brought
the sergeant and his friends along.
[12:55] ---
Don't be ridiculous.
It's a family gathering.
[12:57] ---
Why would you want
that stupid frog here?
[13:05] ---
Don't mind us. We're all
just baggage in here.
[13:08] ---
Yup, yup.
[13:09] ---
Mom. Back up a bit.
[13:13] ---
What the heck are you doing here?!
[13:16] ---
Well... because...
[13:18] ---
It's unfair that you leave us behind
when you travel!
[13:22] ---
And what's the idea,
not being invisible?
[13:24] ---
Our anti-barriers are out of batteries.
[13:26] ---
In any case,
[13:28] ---
stay inside that shed until
we leave tomorrow. Understood?
[13:36] ---
So even tantrums don't work.
[13:38] ---
Of course not.
[13:39] ---
Don't you feel a little sorry for them?
[13:41] ---
Of course not.
[13:42] ---
What if Grandma sees them
and suffers a fit?
[13:46] ---
You know, she might not.
[13:48] ---
What?
[13:49] ---
Well, here we are.
[13:51] ---
Wow... this sure brings back memories!
[13:57] ---
Mother, I'm home. It's Aki.
[14:00] ---
Hey, she just leaves the door unlocked?
[14:02] ---
I guess you don't have to
worry about intruders over here.
[14:05] ---
Mom? Hm?
SIGN Gone to pick some wild plants. - Grandma Akina
[14:08] ---
"Gone to pick some wild plants."
[14:12] ---
Still healthy and strong, as always.
[14:14] ---
Did you find Grandma?
[14:21] ---
She's kept this bat for me all this time.
[14:25] ---
Okay, this time we'll try it
with names of animals.
[14:28] ---
I'll start with... leopard.
[14:30] ---
Last letter d... d... duck.
[14:32] ---
Keroro!
[14:33] ---
O... o...
[14:35] ---
Keroro isn't a name of an animal!
[14:37] ---
Sorry, but I'm going to have
to take off and leave you here.
[14:41] ---
I can feel it. My blood is
really excited about something.
[14:45] ---
Corporal Giroro! He's a problem.
[14:48] ---
He doesn't even listen
to the leader's orders.
[14:51] ---
Wouldn't you agree,
Private Tamama? Not here either?!
[14:55] ---
This is it.
[14:58] ---
Jungle warfare, survival tactics!
[15:01] ---
It's been a while since
I've felt this excited.
[15:11] ---
I knew right away.
It sent a shock up my body.
[15:14] ---
You are in love with me, aren't you?
[15:18] ---
Let me interrupt for a while, and explain.
[15:20] ---
Tamama has found the
legendary Super Rhinoceros Beetle.
[15:23] ---
It is said to emerge
only once every 10,000 years.
[15:29] ---
You fighter, yes,
my fellow grappler. Let's do it!
[15:35] ---
What the?
SIGN Not bad...
[15:48] ---
I'm not done yet, you hear?!
[15:52] ---
F... f... famished laughing hyena.
[15:57] ---
A... a... angst-ridden hippopotamus.
[16:01] ---
S... s... something...
[16:04] ---
Sergeant.
[16:08] ---
M-Master Fuyuki!
[16:10] ---
I beg your pardon for
going out of the shed, sir!
[16:13] ---
Oh, come on.
I just wanted to play with you.
[16:17] ---
What?
[16:19] ---
By the way, Master Fuyuki.
[16:20] ---
What?
[16:21] ---
I was just wondering...
[16:24] ---
This woman you call Grandma,
who is she, sir?
[16:27] ---
Grandma is Mom's mother.
[16:29] ---
You could say she's the head honcho
of the whole Hinata household.
[16:34] ---
Th-That means she's the superior
of the superior of my superior.
SIGN First Lieutenant Second Lieutenant Sergeant Major Master Sergeant Sergeant
SIGN Admiral Colonel Lieutenant Colonel Major Captain First Lieutenant Second Lieutenant
SIGN Admiral
[16:38] ---
In other words, the admiral?
[16:40] ---
I bet she must be really terrifying, sir!
[16:43] ---
What's the matter, Sergeant?
Aren't you going to pick up the ball?
[16:45] ---
Oh, I'm sorry, sir!
[16:48] ---
Please excuse me...
[16:54] ---
It's only a dog on a leash.
[16:58] ---
I'm not scared at all.
[17:01] ---
Be careful there, Sergeant.
[17:02] ---
Dogs around here
are allowed to run freely...
SIGN Scream
SIGN *audible from space
[17:17] ---
He's gone.
[17:22] ---
What the heck was I thinking?
[17:24] ---
I guess I got too excited about
being in a place like this.
[17:28] ---
Darn...
[17:33] ---
What's this? It's an elderberry leaf
which helps heal wounds.
[17:40] ---
Who's out there?
[17:54] ---
I... I admit defeat...
SIGN That was a great battle...
SIGN Farewell, my friend!
[18:08] ---
Who are you?
[18:10] ---
Mom...? Mom...!
[18:25] ---
I'm totally lost, sir.
[18:33] ---
What do we go? Where do we do?
[18:40] ---
Did you hear that strange ringing sound?
[18:42] ---
You startled me. Don't you dare
do that again, you stupid dog.
[18:46] ---
No, no! I was just kidding! Stop.
[18:51] ---
What the heck are you doing?
[18:56] ---
What's that light?
And what's that sound?
[19:05] ---
You found the way out of the forest.
[19:08] ---
Keroro.
[19:09] ---
Hey. It's Corporal Giroro
and Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[19:12] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[19:13] ---
Sarge!
[19:15] ---
Master Fuyuki.
[19:16] ---
Mom, Sis, I found him!
[19:19] ---
Kero-chan!
[19:20] ---
I wanted to just leave him out there.
[19:23] ---
I still have a place to go back to.
[19:27] ---
Nothing feels as good as this!
[19:30] ---
I see now...
[19:31] ---
Don't cause so much trouble.
[19:33] ---
I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
[19:41] ---
Mr. Sergeant.
[19:41] ---
Keroro.
[19:42] ---
Huh? Huh?
[19:45] ---
It's nothing.
[19:46] ---
Good night.
[19:58] ---
What was that sound
that guided us back?
SIGN Grind grind...
SIGN Snore snore...
[20:09] ---
I can't sleep!
[20:11] ---
And so, the short vacation in the country
[20:13] ---
for Keroro and his team
came to an end. Or so it seemed...
[20:17] ---
Are you all ready?
[20:19] ---
Yes, Mom.
[20:20] ---
Well, this is it, Grandma.
We'll visit you again sometime.
[20:23] ---
I hope you all stay a
little longer next time.
[20:26] ---
Okay.
[20:26] ---
We'd best be going, Mom.
[20:28] ---
Right...
[20:30] ---
It's that ringing sound!
[20:31] ---
Grandma. What's that bell you're wearing?
[20:34] ---
This keeps all the wild beasts away.
[20:37] ---
I'll be going into the mountains again today.
[20:54] ---
What's this now? I thought
those were just mountain spirits.
[20:58] ---
I didn't know they were
new members of the family.
[21:02] ---
I hope you all get along with each other.
[21:11] ---
Boy, what a trip... Next year,
I'll make sure it's just family.
[21:15] ---
Mom! Make a sharp turn
into that dirt road!
[21:18] ---
Huh? You mean here?
[21:27] ---
And finally,
[21:28] ---
the whole Hinata household
got back home to Tokyo safely.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:03] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Where will we be the day after that?
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:06] ---
This is Momoka. I heard
Fuyuki went to "Countryside,"
[23:10] ---
so I tried to find it on the world map,
[23:12] ---
but I couldn't find any
place called Countryside.
[23:15] ---
Where the hell is it?!
[23:17] ---
Never mind such—
[23:18] ---
Wait just a minute, Sergeant,
I mean, former Platoon Leader.
[23:21] ---
I'll take it from here.
[23:24] ---
"Tamama: I'll be the Leader
from Now On, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
One full episode next time.
Sounds good, doesn't it?
[23:29] ---
Ke-Ke-Kero!
E22 - Tamama: I'll be the Leader from Now On, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Out of the blue, we'll ask a question.
SIGN Do you have any complaints about your superior?
[01:33] ---
Do you have any
complaints about your superior?
[01:37] ---
Complaints? Hmm, let's see...
[01:39] ---
I wish my boss were more serious
about his Pekopon invasion.
[01:43] ---
That's a complaint, right?
[01:45] ---
Sure I do.
[01:46] ---
All he does is do household chores
and build Gundam models.
[01:50] ---
It pains me to see
[01:52] ---
how he fails to appreciate
the natural beauty of this planet.
[01:55] ---
As long as he's funny,
I couldn't care less.
[01:58] ---
But now that you mentioned it,
he's been pretty boring lately.
[02:02] ---
Surprisingly, four out of five
Keronians living on Earth
SIGN Do you have any complaints about your superior?
SIGN No
Yes
[02:06] ---
are dissatisfied with their superior.
SIGN How do you view the results of our survey?
[02:10] ---
How do you view
the results of our survey?
SIGN Survey
[02:14] ---
Well, no one in the universe
is free from dissatisfaction.
[02:18] ---
I don't know what the big deal is.
[02:20] ---
Here, this will help!
[02:29] ---
Tamama: I'll be the Leader
from Now On, Sir!
[02:36] ---
Should we stay loyal
to a guy like him?
[02:40] ---
But HQ appointed him
as the platoon leader.
[02:44] ---
So we can't complain.
[02:47] ---
It's just the way it is, right?
[02:50] ---
Grrr.
[02:53] ---
You may not like it,
but I'm the platoon leader.
[02:56] ---
Without an order from headquarters,
I'll always be the platoon leader.
[03:06] ---
Uncle!
[03:06] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[03:08] ---
A subspace arrow... with a letter.
[03:12] ---
Let's see...
[03:15] ---
It's an urgent communication from HQ.
[03:20] ---
Let's see now...
[03:23] ---
No way!
[03:24] ---
So, what does it say?
SIGN Gloomy
[03:29] ---
Hey, what's wrong?
[03:30] ---
Well Mister Sergeant,
it's actually, ummm... you know...
[03:38] ---
Why do you all look so serious?
[03:42] ---
What does it say? Let me read it.
[03:45] ---
Platoon leader changes to Tam—
SIGN PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[03:49] ---
Tam— Tam—
SIGN T A M A M A
[03:53] ---
Ta—
SIGN Platoon Leader changes to Tamama
[04:03] ---
Platoon leader changes...
[04:05] ---
...to Tamama... to Tamama...
to Tamama...
[04:09] ---
We'll have to change all the
security codes of our secret base here.
[04:14] ---
And we'll have to change
all the passwords, as well.
[04:17] ---
I guess that's the new
platoon leader's first job.
[04:20] ---
B-But I...
[04:22] ---
This is clearly some kind of mistake.
[04:24] ---
How can Tamama
suddenly become the leader?
[04:27] ---
It's an official memo from HQ.
[04:29] ---
But Tamama is only a private 2nd class!
[04:31] ---
The highest-ranking officer doesn't
necessarily become a group leader.
SIGN Private 2nd Class
[04:36] ---
Tama.
SIGN Lance Corporal
[04:37] ---
Doro.
SIGN Corporal
[04:38] ---
Giro.
SIGN Sergeant
[04:39] ---
Kero.
SIGN Sergeant Major
[04:40] ---
Kulu.
[04:57] ---
Lady Mois, you must have something
to say about this, right?!
[05:00] ---
Right?!
[05:03] ---
Uncle was the platoon leader,
[05:05] ---
but he's not anymore.
[05:07] ---
Which means that Uncle
is not Uncle anymore!
[05:10] ---
No... I'm so confused!
I don't know what to do!
[05:14] ---
Or, like, shifting destiny?
[05:21] ---
Excuse me, Mr. Sergeant.
[05:24] ---
Tamama...
[05:25] ---
I don't know if I can
become as good a leader as you,
[05:29] ---
but I will do whatever I can
to be a good leader.
[05:32] ---
I will try my best to be like you.
[05:34] ---
You will always be
the leader in my heart.
SIGN Emotionally touched
[05:43] ---
Oh, that Tamama...
[05:47] ---
At the Nishizawa mansion.
[05:48] ---
Okay. I'll do my best to be as
great a leader as the sergeant!
SIGN Platoon Leader 101 How to be a Platoon Leader The Perfect Platoon Leader The Modern Platoon Leader
SIGN The Platoon Leader
[05:56] ---
What a leader needs is strength.
[06:00] ---
I see. That means I must
build up my muscles.
SIGN An Introduction to Becoming a Platoon Leader
[06:07] ---
A leader must always be properly attired.
[06:11] ---
That means I have to wear
more stylish clothes.
[06:18] ---
And what else is there...
[06:19] ---
A leader must never
repeat any of his failures.
[06:23] ---
I totally agree.
[06:24] ---
That means I must research the
reasons why we haven't succeeded.
[06:47] ---
It's morning... sir.
[06:51] ---
I'm not the leader anymore, sir...
[06:56] ---
You will always be the leader
in my heart.
[07:03] ---
I don't see how Tamama
can actually be a leader.
[07:06] ---
I'm sure, in no time,
he'll come crying to me.
[07:11] ---
I'll just rest here for a while
until that happens.
[07:17] ---
Are we really going through with this?
[07:19] ---
Those were the orders of our new leader.
[07:22] ---
I'm a little hesitant...
SIGN Grind grind grind...
[07:30] ---
What's going on?!
[07:33] ---
W-Who are you?
[07:36] ---
Tamama!
[07:38] ---
W-What the heck were you thinking?
Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[07:41] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama?
That's what I was called until yesterday.
[07:46] ---
From this day on...
SIGN Commander (Platoon Leader)
[07:56] ---
...you call me Commander Tamama.
[08:02] ---
What is this blinding light?
[08:04] ---
Is that the aura reserved only for
those who are appointed leaders?
[08:10] ---
Hup, two, three, four...
[08:13] ---
What are you doing, sir?
[08:17] ---
I've decided that this will be
my room from this day on.
[08:20] ---
I think it's convenient to
live closer to the secret base.
[08:24] ---
Didn't you tell me yesterday
[08:26] ---
that deep in your heart,
I'd always be the leader?
[08:28] ---
I kinda vaguely remember
something like that...
[08:34] ---
The leader in my heart... is dead.
[08:37] ---
So fast?!
[08:41] ---
*Tamama the leader...
[08:44] ---
*Tamama... Leader...
SIGN PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[08:47] ---
You never know with life...
[08:52] ---
Everything changed with
this small piece of paper.
[08:57] ---
From now on,
instead of the Keroro Platoon,
[08:58] ---
we'll call ourselves
the Tamama Platoon.
[09:00] ---
And from now on,
[09:01] ---
I would like to really push
our plan to conquer Pekopon.
[09:05] ---
But before we get to that...
SIGN Grin
SIGN Thump thump
[09:09] ---
I was up all night
analyzing what has gone wrong.
[09:12] ---
It became clear to me that the reason our
conquest plans haven't moved one bit...
[09:16] ---
...is because of these.
[09:19] ---
Th-That's true...
[09:21] ---
I cannot argue with this.
[09:23] ---
We must make sure
we get rid of all of them.
[09:27] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu.
Bring in that thing.
[09:33] ---
N-No! Not that!
[09:36] ---
It looks so real, doesn't it?
And it emits real laser beams.
[09:40] ---
Don't do it!
[10:08] ---
M-My Gundam models...
SIGN God of plastic models, forgive me.
[10:16] ---
Th-They were all destroyed...
[10:18] ---
...by a single Ball pod.
[10:22] ---
I'll get you for this, Tamama!
[10:25] ---
Do you actually dare to
defy your leader?
[10:37] ---
There's no place for a
dishonorable man in my platoon.
[10:40] ---
Off you go.
[10:42] ---
Maria!
[10:44] ---
Behave yourself in
solitary confinement, okay?
[10:47] ---
That was too harsh...
[10:48] ---
Hey. Don't you think that
was a bit too much?
[10:51] ---
Do you think it was easy
for me to do that?
[10:54] ---
But I had no choice if we are
to successfully conquer Pekopon.
[10:58] ---
I suggest you all be careful, as well.
[11:02] ---
Now that that nuisance of
an ex-leader is here no more,
[11:04] ---
allow me to announce
my new plan of conquest.
[11:07] ---
I call it "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float."
[11:10] ---
Operation...
[11:11] ---
...Pekopon Cola Float?
[11:13] ---
What is this
"Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
[11:15] ---
proposed by the
new platoon leader Tamama?
[11:19] ---
Keroro Platoon's inner battle
awaits after the break.
[11:32] ---
New platoon leader Tamama
has revealed his Pekopon invasion plan.
[11:37] ---
Meanwhile...
[11:41] ---
Why...? Why is this happening?
[11:46] ---
Son, I hear you've become the leader
of the Pekopon Conquest Team!
[11:49] ---
I'm so proud of you.
What an achievement!
[11:52] ---
I wish you good luck, Keroro.
I mean... Leader.
[11:56] ---
Waiting for your instructions,
my leader.
[11:58] ---
I'll build whatever you want,
Commander.
[12:00] ---
Yay! Mr. Sergeant will be our leader!
[12:04] ---
You will always be the leader
in my heart.
[12:09] ---
I can command the platoon
better than anyone.
[12:12] ---
I'm sure you can hear me
up there! Private Tamama!
[12:16] ---
Tamama... Tamama...
[12:19] ---
Let me explain the mechanics
of this operation.
SIGN Didn't hear at all
[12:23] ---
Didn't hear at all.
[12:24] ---
"Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
is quite simple, actually.
SIGN Cola
SIGN Cola
[12:27] ---
First, we'll convert all the water
in the seas of Pekopon to cola.
[12:32] ---
Then we'll convert all the ice in the
North and South Poles
[12:35] ---
to ice cream and shaved ice.
SIGN Noodle shop
SIGN Diner
[12:37] ---
All restaurants will be
turned into cake shops.
SIGN Cake shop
SIGN Cake Shop
SIGN Barbecue
SIGN Beef Bowl
SIGN Cake shop
SIGN Cake shop
SIGN Tempura & Egg Noodles Kitsune Noodles Tanuki Noodles Meat Noodles
[12:40] ---
The Pekoponian diet will
consist only of cakes and soft drinks.
SIGN Chocolate Cake Tiramisu Cheesecake Mille-feuille
SIGN Cheesecake Mille-feuille Tiramisu Mont Blanc
[12:44] ---
The only exception I'll allow will be
tuna sushi with really fatty meat.
SIGN Fatty tuna 200 yen a plate
[12:49] ---
All the inhabitants of Pekopon
will be so grateful to me!
[12:51] ---
And this is how we will be able to
conquer Pekopon peacefully.
[12:54] ---
A-Are you actually serious?
[12:57] ---
Huh?
[12:58] ---
We must not push ahead
with such an operation.
[13:01] ---
If we do that,
[13:03] ---
the ecosystem of Pekopon
will become a complete mess.
[13:07] ---
So, Lance Corporal Dororo,
you are against my plans, is that it?
[13:12] ---
That is correct. I have said my piece.
[13:14] ---
Well, then... good riddance!
[13:18] ---
Dororo!
[13:23] ---
Didn't I tell you before?
[13:25] ---
If you go against me,
you'll end up like the sergeant.
[13:30] ---
In other words, like this.
[13:32] ---
Corporal Giroro, you will agree
with my plans, right?
[13:39] ---
In the army, the orders of your
commanding officer are absolute.
[13:42] ---
And furthermore, I have
no reason to reject any plans
[13:45] ---
that have to do with
conquering Pekopon.
SIGN Decision made.
[13:49] ---
Decision made!
SIGN Operation: Pekopon Cola Float
[13:50] ---
"Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
is now under way!
[13:54] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu,
set it up right away.
[13:57] ---
Aye, aye, sir.
[13:59] ---
I don't think Tamama
is cut out to be a leader...
[14:02] ---
But this could spur Keroro
to do better next time.
SIGN Jail
[14:07] ---
I do not think it will be hard
to get out of this prison.
[14:10] ---
But I want to stay for a while
and watch over them.
[14:16] ---
We're home.
[14:17] ---
It's so hot.
[14:19] ---
It's your turn to do the
kitchen chores today, Fuyuki.
[14:21] ---
Make sure dinner's ready, okay?
[14:23] ---
Yeah, yeah...
[14:25] ---
Time for a nice refreshing shower...
[14:30] ---
What?! What's going on?
[14:33] ---
Let me see... We had some
leftover croquettes from last night...
[14:39] ---
What's this?
[14:42] ---
Show yourself, you stupid frog!
[14:44] ---
Hey... they've redecorated the room...
[14:47] ---
Giroro. Where's that stupid frog now?
[14:49] ---
He's not here.
[14:51] ---
What on Earth is he thinking, turning
the water supply into cola?!
[14:55] ---
Aren't you glad, Natchi? Now you
can drink cola anytime you want.
[14:59] ---
Are you crazy or something?
I can't take a shower in that!
[15:03] ---
I have a problem, too.
[15:04] ---
The only food we have
in the fridge is sweets.
[15:08] ---
How can I prepare dinner tonight?
[15:10] ---
B-But you can have all the
dessert you want.
[15:13] ---
But you need to think of
a balanced diet...
[15:17] ---
Natchi and Fukki, neither of
you seems to like my idea...
[15:23] ---
Huh?
[15:23] ---
This was your idea, Tamama?
[15:25] ---
You will address me by my title!
[15:27] ---
I am Commander Tamama!
[15:29] ---
Leader of the Space Invasion Force
Special Advance Team
[15:31] ---
of the 58th planet of the Toad Nebula!
[15:35] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!!
[15:37] ---
Take this, foolish Pekoponians!
[15:41] ---
Natsumi!
[15:43] ---
Tamama. You dumbo, have you
forgotten how much we owe them?
[15:46] ---
I do not care.
[15:47] ---
It serves them right for
defying the platoon leader.
[15:51] ---
You've gone too far, jerkface.
[15:53] ---
I have a lot of high-ranking friends
at our headquarters.
[15:57] ---
One word from me, and they can
rescind official communications.
[16:02] ---
Those who side with
enemy Pekoponians
[16:04] ---
also deserve solitary confinement!
[16:10] ---
Oh!
[16:12] ---
Sorry to disturb you...
[16:14] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
I want you to catch that woman!
[16:17] ---
Roger.
[16:19] ---
What a time to present
a new mechanical robot!
[16:26] ---
Or, like, total goner?!
SIGN Total goner
[16:32] ---
Mission accomplished.
[16:38] ---
Did you put her in
solitary confinement, as well?
[16:41] ---
No... all the solitary
confinement units were taken.
[16:46] ---
So I put her in with someone else.
[16:50] ---
Don't tell me...
[16:56] ---
Uncle!
[16:56] ---
Lady Mois!
[16:57] ---
I'm glad you're all right, Uncle!
[16:59] ---
Or, like, happy meeting?
[17:01] ---
Lady Mois!
[17:03] ---
Uncle!
[17:04] ---
Lady Mois!
[17:05] ---
Uncle!
[17:06] ---
Lady Mois!
[17:10] ---
What have you done?!
[17:18] ---
Oh no, my glasses...
[17:22] ---
Lady Mois, I really missed you.
[17:25] ---
What?
SIGN Sergeant <3 Mois
[17:26] ---
I never imagined I would be
alone with you down here.
[17:30] ---
Or, like, hitting jackpot?
[17:32] ---
Lady Mois!
[17:33] ---
Sergeant Major! I want
those two separated right now!
[17:37] ---
Corporal!
[17:40] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo!
[17:42] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[17:44] ---
Nacchi! Fukki!
Isn't anybody left out here?
[17:48] ---
I am your platoon leader!
SIGN PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[17:50] ---
I want someone to
obey my orders right now!
[17:59] ---
Darn it.
[18:02] ---
That's not gonna help.
[18:03] ---
Kululu. Why are you...?
[18:06] ---
I was sent down here, as well.
[18:09] ---
This was also designed to serve
as an underground shelter.
[18:12] ---
You can't possibly damage it
with mere guns. But... click.
[18:19] ---
Natsumi!
[18:20] ---
Giroro!
[18:21] ---
Sis!
[18:22] ---
Fuyuki!
[18:23] ---
Wow! Everyone's here!
[18:25] ---
Sergeant!
[18:26] ---
Or, like, no one's missing?
[18:28] ---
Jeez, this is all your fault.
[18:32] ---
Thank goodness...
[18:33] ---
Man, this is a joke.
[18:35] ---
I'm not done yet, guys.
Watch this... click.
[18:44] ---
Wow...
[18:44] ---
This place's also been built as
a shelter. You'll never be bored.
[18:48] ---
Help yourself, and relax.
[18:52] ---
I don't care. I can conquer
Pekopon all by myself anyway.
[18:56] ---
I'm the platoon leader.
[18:58] ---
In fact, it'll be a lot easier
without those nuisances.
[19:01] ---
Anyway, it's my snack time.
[19:04] ---
What? I lost again?
[19:07] ---
You're doing it wrong, Sarge.
[19:09] ---
You should save your best card for last.
[19:11] ---
Here. This is your penalty.
[19:13] ---
Oh, c'mon. Me in an afro is so old news.
[19:16] ---
What if Dororo puts it on?
[19:19] ---
I would like no part in that, please.
[19:21] ---
You stupid frog. You came up
with this penalty for the loser.
[19:24] ---
Or, like, divine justice?
[19:26] ---
You got it right, ma'am.
[19:28] ---
We have many more afro wigs.
[19:30] ---
Let's play another round!
[19:32] ---
Okay.
[19:35] ---
It's so lonely here all by myself!
[19:38] ---
I would rather be there with all of them!
[19:47] ---
How can I get there?
SIGN PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[19:55] ---
It's my turn... huh?
[19:57] ---
What is this?
[19:59] ---
I don't wanna see that...
please, please...
[20:01] ---
It's an official memo
from headquarters.
[20:05] ---
It smells a little of
fruit juice? I wonder if...
[20:09] ---
Do you have a match or a lighter?
[20:16] ---
Master Fuyuki. What is it?
[20:17] ---
It's a hidden message.
[20:19] ---
Who knew it was protected like this?
[20:21] ---
I bet it got heated up by something
before it reached the Sergeant,
[20:25] ---
and some of the letter appeared.
[20:28] ---
It's probably the friction from
the device used to send it here.
SIGN PLATOON LEADER IS KERORO NO CHANGES TO TEAM ARE MADE
[20:32] ---
"Platoon Leader... is Keroro...
No... changes to... team are made."
SIGN Platoon Leader Keroro
[20:39] ---
That must mean I'm the only one
who deserves to be platoon leader, sir!
[20:44] ---
There's more.
SIGN PLATOON LEADER IS KERORO NO CHANGES TO TEAM ARE MADE BUT SUBMIT YOUR HOMEWORK PROMPTLY
[20:47] ---
"Platoon leader is Keroro,
no changes to team are made...
[20:51] ---
...but submit your homework promptly?"
[20:54] ---
Homework?
SIGN Homework
SIGN Platoon Leader Drills Platoon Leader Workbook
[20:58] ---
Right. The sergeant seems
to have forgotten all about it.
[21:01] ---
All platoon leaders have
to do a lot of homework.
SIGN Keronian Dictation Free-style Construction
SIGN Friends of the Platoon Leader Platoon Leader Research Book
[21:06] ---
And the deadline for submission
is fast approaching.
[21:10] ---
Gero!!
SIGN 2004 8/28 Saturday The early bird catches the worm
[21:16] ---
Please forgive me, everyone!
[21:18] ---
Please let me join you!
[21:20] ---
Hey, actually, Tamama-kun!
[21:22] ---
I think you're really suited
to be platoon leader!
[21:25] ---
I've had enough of that
platoon leader thing...
[21:28] ---
And that reminds me.
[21:29] ---
Don't forget to finish
all your homework, kids.
[21:31] ---
Or is it already too late for that?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:07] ---
This is Tamama.
[23:08] ---
When I lose my temper,
things tend to get worse and worse.
[23:13] ---
I do not mean any harm.
Can I not be true to my own feelings?
[23:17] ---
Where is the real me?
[23:19] ---
Never mind such things.
[23:20] ---
The next episode is a
spectacular piece of work.
[23:22] ---
You'll see lots and lots of me.
[23:24] ---
"Panic! The Hinata Household's
Wildest Day Ever, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's one full episode,
and I hope you'll like it.
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E23 - Panic! The Hinata Household's Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Forgetting things
[01:31] ---
It is only human to forget things.
SIGN Homework
[01:33] ---
What's important is to learn to
be more careful the next time.
SIGN Handkerchief
[01:36] ---
If, for example, an anime staff totally forgot
about an item they'd previously introduced,
SIGN Umbrella
SIGN Wallet
SIGN Pass
SIGN Cell phone
[01:41] ---
there should be no finger-pointing.
SIGN Lunch
SIGN Deadline
[01:44] ---
Oh, but let's get back
to the story at hand.
[01:48] ---
Here we have a Keron
secret weapon, the Kero Ball.
[01:54] ---
Panic! The Hinata Household's
Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
[02:08] ---
Special Advance Team Leader,
Sergeant Keroro!
[02:12] ---
Commander!
[02:14] ---
How much more time will you waste before you
are prepared for the invasion of Pekopon?!
[02:18] ---
Well... the enemy is actually
a lot tougher than expected...
[02:22] ---
Even if you use the Kero Ball on them?
[02:25] ---
Kero!
[02:26] ---
M-Master Fuyuki has the
Kero Ball right now, sir!
[02:29] ---
But if they ever found out about this...
SIGN Screwed
[02:34] ---
I... I'm screwed.
[02:37] ---
With the Kero Ball, you can use
the "Easy Repair Function"
[02:41] ---
to fix any broken weapons!
[02:43] ---
You can also increase
your military strength
[02:44] ---
as much as you want with the
"No-Effort Copy Function"!
[02:46] ---
And still you fail to conquer the enemy?
[02:51] ---
Will I be punished...?!
[02:53] ---
Are these Pekoponians really that tough?
SIGN Oh, yeah!
[02:56] ---
Oh, yes! Yes, that's right!
Absolutely, sir!
[03:00] ---
In that case, we will
come back again another time.
[03:03] ---
Our expectations of you are extremely high!
[03:06] ---
Good luck on your mission, Sergeant Keroro!
[03:10] ---
Aye, aye, sir...
[03:15] ---
Oh, good, it was just a dream.
[03:18] ---
The "No-Effort Repair Function"
of the Kero Ball?
[03:21] ---
Oh, yeah.
I vaguely remember that function...
[03:26] ---
If it's got a repair function, then...
[03:28] ---
...I can use it on those!
[03:30] ---
To repair my broken Gundam models!
SIGN Great idea
[03:33] ---
All right! I'm such a genius!
[03:46] ---
I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
[03:52] ---
I found it, sir!
[03:53] ---
Don't do that, Sarge!
[03:56] ---
First is the sponge cake,
then the telephone...
[04:04] ---
Scared me!
[04:09] ---
Let me try it on this one out, sir!
[04:11] ---
Now, where's that
Easy Repair Function button?
[04:13] ---
Let's see now, it's...
[04:17] ---
Remember the first episode where
Fuyuki slapped the Kero Ball around?
[04:23] ---
Because of that,
it hasn't been working properly.
[04:27] ---
I believe it's this one! Switch on!
[04:30] ---
My Char's Zaku will be totally restored.
[04:37] ---
What's wrong with it?
[04:39] ---
Gero?
[04:40] ---
Is it broken?
[04:44] ---
If it's broken, this will be a major problem.
[04:47] ---
Only a specialist on Planet Keron can fix it.
[04:52] ---
Even Kululu doesn't know
how the Kero Ball works...
[04:59] ---
Upsy daisy.
SIGN Scream
[05:03] ---
W-W-Who the heck are you?
[05:05] ---
Kero!
[05:07] ---
Who else but Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[05:10] ---
Th-There's another one of me...
[05:12] ---
I want to build Gundam models!
[05:16] ---
Another one?
SIGN Yo!
[05:18] ---
Yo!
[05:21] ---
A third one?
[05:23] ---
Ta-da!
[05:24] ---
Look at us!
[05:25] ---
Is this cool or what?
[05:26] ---
Well?
[05:26] ---
Bravo!
[05:28] ---
How many are there...?
[05:32] ---
Hello, hello!
[05:33] ---
I'm good!
[05:34] ---
Nice to meet you!
[05:36] ---
Fancy meeting you here!
[05:37] ---
If not now, when?
[05:38] ---
You're fired!
[05:42] ---
Nooooooooooooooooo!
[05:51] ---
What was that?
[05:52] ---
That sounded like the sergeant.
[05:55] ---
There's something out there.
[05:56] ---
Huh?
[05:57] ---
Turn on the lights there, will you?
[05:59] ---
Okay.
SIGN Gross
[06:05] ---
Gross.
[06:07] ---
I was only trying to repair Char's Zaku...
[06:11] ---
With the Kero Ball you're forbidden to use?
[06:13] ---
Well actually, I didn't
give it much thought...
[06:15] ---
That Kero Ball is broken.
[06:16] ---
The copy function ran instead.
[06:18] ---
Resulting in this, ma'am.
[06:20] ---
Critical mistake.
[06:21] ---
In any case, get rid of all
the extras right away, okay?
[06:24] ---
Huh?
[06:26] ---
So who gets to stay?
[06:27] ---
Me, of course!
[06:28] ---
But...
[06:28] ---
No! Me!
[06:29] ---
Why? Logically,
I'm the one that should stay.
[06:32] ---
Why you?
[06:32] ---
I'm staying!
[06:33] ---
No way!
[06:34] ---
You go.
[06:34] ---
No, you go!
[06:35] ---
Who cares?
You're all the same, anyway.
[06:37] ---
What the heck do you mean by that?
[06:39] ---
Take a good look.
[06:40] ---
I have a star here the copies don't!
[06:43] ---
Listen, even with the Zaku,
SIGN Char type
[06:45] ---
Char's custom type is different
from the mass production type.
SIGN Mass Production type
[06:47] ---
Like the head antenna and such.
[06:48] ---
It's just for show.
[06:50] ---
The brass never understand that.
[06:52] ---
Shut your mouth! You starless wonders!
[06:54] ---
What do you mean, starless?
[06:55] ---
I said starless because you're starless.
[06:58] ---
Then give me one!
I want one, too! That's mine!
[06:59] ---
Sergeant...
[07:01] ---
See, I told you they're all the same.
[07:05] ---
The problem is the stop button is
broken, so I can't get rid of them.
[07:10] ---
So what's the big deal?
[07:11] ---
There's no problem.
SIGN No problem
[07:12] ---
Thank goodness. You had me
worried there for a while...
[07:15] ---
This is no laughing matter!
[07:17] ---
Take it easy... Hey, wait just a minute.
[07:20] ---
If the stop button is broken,
[07:23] ---
then does that mean
it's still making more copies?
[07:26] ---
No way! Are you kidding?
[07:28] ---
Gero!
[07:29] ---
I... I suddenly remembered
some urgent business, ma'am...
[07:33] ---
So it must be true.
[07:36] ---
Wow! How wonderful!
[07:38] ---
There are so many Uncles around!
[07:40] ---
Or, like, shoddy products?
[07:42] ---
So it was true. There are more.
[07:44] ---
I hope this doesn't end up a disaster.
[07:47] ---
This is already a disaster!
[07:49] ---
I'm really in a big mess
right now, Lady Mois.
[07:52] ---
Uncle...
[07:53] ---
Oh...
[07:55] ---
It seems there's one
that's different from the rest.
[08:00] ---
An impostor?!
[08:01] ---
No! Look more closely!
I have a star, a star!
[08:05] ---
Star?
[08:06] ---
Right! All the rest
don't have any stars on them!
[08:08] ---
Oh...
[08:09] ---
So do you get it now?
[08:11] ---
Sure, fake Uncle.
[08:14] ---
Having a star isn't really a problem, right?
[08:17] ---
You're still Uncle to me,
even if you're a fake.
[08:19] ---
Or, like, little difference?
[08:22] ---
She doesn't get it at all...
[08:24] ---
But now that there are
so many Uncles around,
[08:26] ---
the conquest of Pekopon
will be over in no time!
SIGN Thinking...
[08:30] ---
Well...
[08:31] ---
D-Don't you entertain any
foolish ideas! I'm warning you!
[08:35] ---
Lady Mois spoke the truth, ma'am!
[08:37] ---
This is the perfect opportunity!
[08:40] ---
My goal to conquer Pekopon
will be accomplished at last!
SIGN Victory
[08:43] ---
Watch it!
[08:44] ---
Capture her!
[08:47] ---
I'm warning you!
[08:48] ---
Get off me!
[08:49] ---
What the heck are you doing,
you stupid frog?
[08:53] ---
I believe it's time you
stopped insulting me like that.
[08:57] ---
Pekopon is already ours.
[08:59] ---
No... already mine, I would say.
[09:04] ---
Since Miss Natsumi and
Master Fuyuki are my friends,
[09:07] ---
I promise that you will both be given
appropriate status after our conquest, sir.
[09:12] ---
All right, everyone, march forth!
SIGN Attack
[09:16] ---
What? Now?
[09:17] ---
Let's do it later!
[09:19] ---
Don't we have to clean and do laundry?
[09:21] ---
That's right! We need
to fulfill our duties first.
[09:23] ---
O-Okay... so after we're
through with cleaning and laundry,
[09:26] ---
then we can start conquering?
[09:28] ---
Sounds good.
[09:29] ---
Ditto!
[09:30] ---
Then it's decided!
[09:31] ---
I see... he used the Kero Ball
to make copies of himself.
[09:35] ---
to create a vast army...
[09:37] ---
With plans to conquer
Pekopon in a single sweep.
[09:40] ---
Hey, guys, why don't you
help me clean the house?
[09:44] ---
We can watch all the TV we want
after we've conquered Pekopon, okay?
[09:48] ---
Hey! Are you listening to me?!
[09:51] ---
Stop reading comics
and get to work instead, you guys!
[09:55] ---
Hey, those are my model kits!
Don't build them yet!
[09:57] ---
I'm looking forward to
building them myself!
[10:00] ---
Are you guys actually serious
about conquering Pekopon?
[10:03] ---
Well? Are you?!
[10:04] ---
You've forgotten all
about our important mission
[10:06] ---
and are just wasting time
doing whatever you want.
[10:09] ---
I'm ashamed of you!
[10:10] ---
I agree.
[10:12] ---
That's exactly how I've
always felt about you.
[10:15] ---
It seems the Kero Ball faithfully
duplicated even his personality.
[10:18] ---
Well, it is the Kero Ball, after all.
[10:21] ---
So? Is your plan this time going well?
[10:24] ---
Well, listen to this.
[10:26] ---
They've forgotten all
about conquering Pekopon,
[10:28] ---
and all they do is read comics,
build Gundam models, and watch TV.
[10:31] ---
They're totally useless.
SIGN That's you...
[10:33] ---
You should stop talking right there.
SIGN Gulp
SIGN Useless
[10:36] ---
If we have more useless guys,
it's just a nuisance.
SIGN Nuisance
[10:41] ---
Hey, c'mon! We're hungry!
[10:43] ---
Is dinner ready?
[10:44] ---
Hurry up, will ya?
[10:46] ---
You've gone too far.
[10:48] ---
You won't get away with this!
[10:52] ---
Here's my advice.
[10:55] ---
Each of you should really
be able to cook for yourselves.
SIGN Hurry
[10:57] ---
Hurry up!
[10:59] ---
What's the use?!
[11:03] ---
It's too crowded!
[11:04] ---
It's getting hot in here!
[11:05] ---
I can't breathe!
[11:09] ---
I'm getting the creeps.
SIGN Gero gero gero gero gero...
[11:11] ---
Can a ghost really get the creeps?
[11:14] ---
And what outrageous things
will happen to the sergeant?
SIGN The Hinata Household
[11:25] ---
At a glance, nothing seems different
[11:27] ---
at the peaceful Hinata household. But...
SIGN Same location・Front door
SIGN Same location・Staircase
SIGN Same location・Toilet
SIGN Basement・Secret Base
SIGN Same location・Hallway
SIGN Same location・Gundam model room
SIGN Same location・Toilet
SIGN Gero gero gero gero gero...
[11:41] ---
Even in the farthest corners of
the secret base in the basement,
[11:43] ---
practically all space has been
taken up by Sergeant Keroros.
[11:50] ---
Yes, it is broken.
[11:53] ---
And to boot, it's the top-secret black box.
[11:58] ---
Who knows what might happen?
[12:02] ---
Hm? The mode has changed.
[12:07] ---
This will be interesting!
[12:13] ---
Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
[12:22] ---
Gero!
[12:33] ---
We have done the cleaning
and done the laundry!
[12:35] ---
But does this mean we are finished?
[12:38] ---
No! We're only beginning.
[12:40] ---
How many times have Pekoponians
squashed our demands for freedom?
[12:47] ---
Our secret weapon,
[12:49] ---
our beloved Kero Ball,
was taken from us and destroyed!
[12:53] ---
Why?
[12:54] ---
Because you're a slowpoke, dumbo.
[12:57] ---
I deem those words to
be treason, sir! Capture him!
[13:01] ---
What?!
[13:05] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[13:06] ---
Giroro-kun!
[13:07] ---
All he did was speak the truth...
[13:10] ---
This is so cruel!
[13:11] ---
You two are...
[13:13] ---
...guilty!
[13:19] ---
This is terrible, Sergeant!
[13:21] ---
How could you do this to your friends?
[13:23] ---
It couldn't be helped.
[13:25] ---
What good comes from disloyal soldiers?
[13:28] ---
Our military is getting
stronger and stronger.
[13:31] ---
If we gather our hatred we share
and smash the Pekoponians,
[13:35] ---
then true victory will be
within our grasp!
[13:39] ---
Men, transform your rage and arise!
[13:42] ---
Siege Keron!
[13:44] ---
Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
[13:48] ---
Stop this right now, Sarge!
[13:50] ---
Gero?
[13:51] ---
Stop doing this!
[13:53] ---
Why can't we all just be friends as always?
[13:56] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[13:57] ---
Sarge!
[13:58] ---
You have to value your friends!
[14:01] ---
Please understand that, Sarge!
SIGN Flop
[14:06] ---
Hey, doesn't something look strange?
[14:07] ---
Huh?
[14:11] ---
Huh?
[14:11] ---
Kero?
[14:14] ---
W-What's going on, sir?
[14:19] ---
The copy function switched
into a hidden secondary mode.
[14:22] ---
At this rate, they'll all disappear...
[14:27] ---
...including the original.
[14:29] ---
No way!
[14:30] ---
That can't be!
[14:31] ---
So even the real sergeant will be wiped out?!
[14:35] ---
Keroro-kun will disappear?
[14:41] ---
Once again, I have cut a w—
[14:44] ---
No, you haven't.
[14:45] ---
What?!
[14:46] ---
The copy function seems
to be destroyed, though.
[14:50] ---
So he'll be okay?
[14:51] ---
Nope. According to my calculations,
[14:54] ---
using the law of
conservation of Keronian matter,
SIGN The law of conservation of Keronian matter
SIGN The total energy of the original
[14:57] ---
if the total energy
of the original is 100 Keron,
SIGN 100 Keron
SIGN 100 commanders
[15:00] ---
when you produce 100 commanders
SIGN Energy per one commander 1 Keron
[15:02] ---
each has the energy of 1 Keron.
SIGN Original's energy span
[15:04] ---
Plugging the original's energy span
into the formula, you get...
[15:07] ---
Could you speak in terms that
other people would understand?
[15:10] ---
In short, unless we destroy all the copies,
[15:12] ---
our commander will be gone in 72 minutes.
SIGN You're kidding!
[15:16] ---
What?
[15:17] ---
Ah... now that you mention it,
[15:20] ---
I do feel like I'm growing weak...
[15:22] ---
Uncle!
[15:23] ---
No way...
[15:25] ---
Mister Sergeant,
[15:26] ---
it was the greatest honor
for me to have served you!
[15:30] ---
That stupid frog...
[15:32] ---
Thank you.
[15:34] ---
Oh, I know!
My father might know what to do!
[15:39] ---
Um, hello, Father?
[15:42] ---
It's Mois.
[15:43] ---
We have a problem like this and that.
[15:45] ---
And if we don't act quickly,
Uncle Keroro will disappear.
[15:49] ---
What? Yes. That's awful.
[15:52] ---
How dare someone
insult you like that, Father?
[15:54] ---
I'll never forgive him.
[15:56] ---
Don't tell me they're
talking about something else?
[15:57] ---
Are you serious?!
[15:59] ---
Oh no... I feel so sorry for you, Father.
[16:04] ---
Uh huh. Please stop crying, Father.
SIGN Father
[16:06] ---
Father.
[16:08] ---
I have faith in you, Father!
[16:10] ---
Or, like, steadfast belief?
[16:12] ---
Okay. So getting back to Uncle...
[16:16] ---
Okay. I understand. Okay, see you.
[16:19] ---
Well, did he know what to do?
[16:21] ---
He said he had no idea!
[16:24] ---
Already 70 minutes have passed.
[16:26] ---
He only has 2 minutes and 50 seconds left.
[16:30] ---
Uncle!
[16:31] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[16:32] ---
Hang in there, Sarge!
[16:35] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[16:37] ---
I'm happy just to know
how compassionate you are.
[16:41] ---
Sarge...
[16:42] ---
I've only known you for a while,
[16:44] ---
but I feel so lucky to
have met someone like you, sir.
[16:50] ---
We played volleyball on the beach.
[16:53] ---
Your ghost stories were really scary!
[16:55] ---
We went under the sea...
We went up the snowy mountains...
[16:58] ---
We haven't done that yet!
[17:01] ---
But we should do that next time!
[17:03] ---
And let's visit many more places together.
[17:05] ---
Master Fuyuki... I have no regrets
about dying for this mission, sir.
[17:13] ---
What an idiot for trying to act so cool...
[17:16] ---
Not to mention,
his death serves no purpose.
[17:18] ---
1 minute, 52 seconds and counting.
[17:26] ---
Sarge! Don't you dare fade out!
[17:29] ---
Hey, you stupid frog!
[17:31] ---
Do you really think I'll...
let you get away with it?
[17:41] ---
I saw all these Sergeants outside.
[17:44] ---
Saburo-senpai...
[17:46] ---
Hey, what's everybody so serious about?
[17:49] ---
Did I stick my nose in at a bad time?
SIGN Entryway
[17:53] ---
Saburo has a mysterious pen that can
make whatever he draws come true.
[17:59] ---
Of course...
[18:01] ---
Saburo-san!
[18:03] ---
What is it?
[18:04] ---
Could you draw a Kero Ball
using that pen of yours?
[18:07] ---
Huh? A Kero Ball?
[18:09] ---
Would that save him?
[18:11] ---
I'm not sure, but let's try it.
[18:14] ---
It can't possibly make an
exact replica of a Kero Ball,
[18:17] ---
but it's worth a try.
[18:20] ---
Oh, sure! Let's give it a try!
[18:23] ---
Thank you very much!
[18:25] ---
I hope this works, sir...
[18:27] ---
Yeah!
[18:32] ---
There!
[18:39] ---
You did it!
[18:40] ---
The rest is up to you, Fuyuki.
[18:43] ---
I'm sure it'll work if you truly wish for it.
[18:46] ---
Okay!
[18:48] ---
You have less than 30 seconds left.
[18:52] ---
Well, here goes nothing!
[18:58] ---
I want to help the sergeant...
[19:01] ---
Because he's my friend!
[19:06] ---
Please! Kero Ball!
[19:16] ---
Uncle, hang on! Or, like, extreme anguish?
[19:26] ---
H-How... How did it go?
[19:30] ---
Oh. Has it stopped?
[19:33] ---
S-Sarge!
[19:52] ---
Uncle is...
[20:02] ---
All the copies have disappeared.
[20:04] ---
So it worked?
[20:07] ---
Well, it looks like it.
[20:12] ---
Kero?
[20:16] ---
Sarge!
[20:19] ---
Keroro...
[20:21] ---
I am so glad.
[20:23] ---
Thanks to Fuyuki-kun,
you were saved, Sergeant.
[20:26] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[20:31] ---
Sarge!
[20:32] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[20:34] ---
I'm so glad, Sarge!
[20:37] ---
Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
[20:41] ---
I'll never do anything like this again, sir!
[20:44] ---
I know. We'll always be
good friends, right?
[20:50] ---
And for a long time after that,
[20:51] ---
Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
the Kero Ball.
SIGN Several days later
[20:54] ---
Huh?
[21:00] ---
I still do want to
repair my Gundam models...
[21:02] ---
I'm sure it'll work this time.
[21:04] ---
Sarge.
[21:08] ---
You caused so much trouble
for your friends the other day...
[21:19] ---
Don't you dare.
[21:23] ---
Please... forgive... me...
[21:26] ---
And for a long time after that,
[21:28] ---
Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
the Kero Ball.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Again!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Mada mada!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
We’re not done yet!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:00] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Where will we be the day after that?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:09] ---
We have great news for all the
good children out there!
[23:12] ---
I, Space Detective 556 (Kogoro), will take
over the title role, starting next episode!
[23:17] ---
Hope you'll cheer me on
in my attempt to find a job.
[23:19] ---
Never mind such things...
[23:20] ---
Don't miss the fateful battle between the
space detective and the evil invaders.
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: The Noble but Poor
Space Detectives, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
"556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
Are you serious?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E24 - Keroro: The Noble but Poor Space Detectives, Sir! / 556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
The great universe stretches out infinitely.
[01:37] ---
From dark, deep space comes
a hero to keep the peace on Earth.
SIGN Kikuraya Byagin Exhibit
[01:54] ---
This is a fabricated peace.
[01:56] ---
I can feel...
[02:01] ---
...dark shadows hiding in this town!
[02:04] ---
And... I can hear a voice
calling out for justice!
[02:13] ---
Keroro: The Noble but Poor
Space Detective, Sir!
[02:22] ---
It's worth walking the extra distance.
[02:24] ---
The fish is always cheaper here.
[02:27] ---
Look, what is he doing?
[02:29] ---
That's dangerous!
[02:30] ---
Why is he there?
SIGN Ooba Market
[02:39] ---
There you are!
[02:48] ---
W-Why...
[02:50] ---
...come to me?!
SIGN The Station Road Shopping District Supermarket
[02:55] ---
Give me a second.
My legs are tingling.
[02:59] ---
O...kay...
[03:04] ---
Okay!
[03:07] ---
The tingling is gone!
SIGN Ooba
[03:12] ---
You!
[03:12] ---
Y-Yes?
[03:14] ---
Love!
SIGN Love
[03:15] ---
What's it mean?!
SIGN Love, love, love, love, love...
[03:18] ---
Exactly! It means not to hesitate!
[03:20] ---
Now, miss, tell me your secret,
right here, right now!
[03:24] ---
Th-This unpredictable behavior
[03:27] ---
and completely illogical
conversation remind me of...
[03:33] ---
No doubt about it. He's an alien!
[03:35] ---
Farewell!
[03:37] ---
You're not getting away!
[03:38] ---
Super-swift... machine... Kogoroader!
SIGN Kogoroader
[03:49] ---
556 (Kogoro) jumps on his
super-swift machine, Kogoroader,
[03:53] ---
and goes after Natsumi!
SIGN She's gone.
[03:58] ---
Oh no!
SIGN Height limit 3.0M Frog Optometrist
[04:03] ---
Wait!
[04:05] ---
Why is he chasing me?
[04:07] ---
Whew... it's getting more comfortable,
with the temperatures cooling down.
[04:12] ---
Wait!
[04:13] ---
Gero?
[04:14] ---
Noooo!
[04:17] ---
Gero!
[04:18] ---
That guy's...
[04:20] ---
How can a mere Pekoponian
like her run so fast?
SIGN Ando Otorhinologist
[04:24] ---
Hello! This is 556!
[04:26] ---
Lavie! Please respond!
[04:28] ---
This is Lavie. Go ahead.
[04:30] ---
The target has escaped!
She's a red-haired girl! Go after her!
[04:34] ---
Roger. Leave it to Lavie.
SIGN Masaka Pawn Shop
[04:39] ---
W-Who the heck was that?
[04:41] ---
Freeze.
[04:45] ---
Don't move an inch.
[04:46] ---
O-Okay...
[04:48] ---
Please! Stop giving me a hard time!
SIGN Morinaga Toy Shop
[04:51] ---
I... I'm the one
who's having the hard time.
[04:55] ---
C'mon... Give me a break!
SIGN Transmitter
[05:04] ---
I'm home...
[05:06] ---
Hey, Sis, what's the rush?
[05:10] ---
I was chased by some weird people.
[05:14] ---
Is this it?! This is her hideout?!
[05:16] ---
I'm certain of it.
[05:17] ---
That's enough, you two!
[05:19] ---
There's nothing to fear!
[05:21] ---
Now that I am here,
[05:22] ---
you're out of harm's way!
[05:23] ---
Come on, I'll take you to a safer place!
[05:26] ---
What do you mean by that?
[05:28] ---
Where could be safer than our own home?
[05:32] ---
What's with all that racket?
[05:33] ---
Is there something the matter, Natsumi?
[05:36] ---
I've found them! The criminal aliens!
[05:40] ---
I won't let you get away!
[05:44] ---
Who the heck do you think you are?
SIGN Adhesion
[05:47] ---
Adhesion!
[05:59] ---
Space Detective!
SIGN Space Detective 556 (Kogoro).
[06:01] ---
556 (Kogoro)!
[06:03] ---
Kogoro?!
[06:04] ---
Space detective?
[06:06] ---
What did he mean by "adhesion"?
[06:07] ---
Sounds disgusting.
[06:09] ---
Space Detective 556 can put on his Adhesion
Costume in just 0.003 nanoseconds.
[06:15] ---
Why don't we take
another look at that process?
[06:18] ---
Stop it, that's enough!
[06:19] ---
What? You sure?
It was just getting to the...
[06:22] ---
I don't know what's going on...
[06:24] ---
But one thing for sure
is that you are my enemy.
[06:27] ---
Hold it right there!
[06:32] ---
This is certainly quite a big surprise, sir.
[06:35] ---
Who would've thought you'd
brazenly walk into our hideout?
[06:39] ---
You're...!
[06:40] ---
Sarge!
[06:40] ---
Cosplay?
[06:42] ---
556... you'll regret coming here.
[06:48] ---
Setting off the Kululu Alter-World.
Here you go...
[06:56] ---
W-What's going on?
[07:01] ---
Bro... Bro...!
[07:04] ---
What the heck is going on?
[07:05] ---
It's probably a parody of some kids' show.
[07:07] ---
Bro...!
[07:11] ---
How sneaky of you to
prepare a dimension like this!
[07:15] ---
Yeah, when did he do it?
[07:16] ---
No one'll get mad at us for
getting wild or blowing things up in here.
[07:21] ---
Now surrender to us, 556!
[07:24] ---
Just a moment!
[07:27] ---
Because of your height,
I look like a big bully.
[07:32] ---
Oh, is that so? Okay, hang on a sec.
[07:35] ---
I'm back.
[07:37] ---
You don't have a problem now, do you?
[07:40] ---
Listen, 556, or whatever your name is.
[07:42] ---
This'll be your burial site.
[07:44] ---
My words to you exactly!
[07:54] ---
This doesn't seem like
the Keroro I see every day...
[07:56] ---
That's true. Right now,
Mr. Sergeant is showing
[07:59] ---
a determination that we
normally do not see!
[08:02] ---
In fact, it seems like the
sergeant from the old days.
[08:07] ---
Giroro and Tamama's impressions
are not entirely wrong.
[08:11] ---
In fact, the Kululu Alter-World
maintains a humidity of 110%,
[08:15] ---
which triples the normal strength
of native Keronians.
[08:19] ---
So you're actually serious this time.
[08:23] ---
Take this!
[08:24] ---
Hell arms!
[08:35] ---
Laser sword!
[08:40] ---
No, Keroro!
[08:47] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo!
[08:48] ---
Keroro-kun!
[08:51] ---
That was a close call!
[08:52] ---
You idiot!
[08:54] ---
I don't need any help in this fight.
[08:57] ---
I'll defeat him with my own hands.
[09:01] ---
K-Keroro-kun...
[09:03] ---
H-He's so brave.
[09:06] ---
I always knew my sergeant
was awesome...
[09:10] ---
I never thought... I could be
moved by his words like this.
[09:14] ---
Keroro...
[09:16] ---
You're not just a mindless idiot
that's only good for
[09:19] ---
doing household chores
and building Gundam models.
[09:24] ---
Now I see... you have the passionate blood
of a soldier flowing through your body.
[09:32] ---
It's time we settled this once and for all.
[09:34] ---
Yeah. Bring it on!
[09:40] ---
Die!
[09:43] ---
K-Keroro-kun! No!
[09:44] ---
Those words and that jump...
[09:46] ---
...have defeat written all over them.
[09:48] ---
Let's go!
[09:49] ---
556... Organic!
SIGN 556 Organic
[10:03] ---
Keroro-kun!
[10:04] ---
Keroro!
[10:04] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[10:14] ---
Long time no see, Keroro!
[10:16] ---
You look good, 556!
[10:19] ---
You could have called me first.
[10:21] ---
You haven't changed at all, man!
[10:26] ---
You're childhood friends?
[10:28] ---
We played together a lot,
pretending we were heroes.
[10:32] ---
So he was just playing
when he went after me
[10:34] ---
and destroyed
our front door like that?
[10:36] ---
I'm truly sorry that my big brother
has caused so much trouble.
[10:40] ---
Uh, no, you don't have to apologize...
[10:42] ---
W-Well, this really brings back
a lot of fond memories.
[10:49] ---
When I grow up,
[10:50] ---
I'm definitely gonna be a
conqueror of other worlds.
[10:53] ---
In that case, I'll be a space policeman
and destroy your ambitions!
[10:58] ---
Well, let's see you try that.
[11:00] ---
Oh, I will!
[11:07] ---
But you're way ahead of me...
[11:11] ---
I kept failing the test to
become a space policeman.
[11:14] ---
That's why I gave up and
opened up a detective agency.
[11:17] ---
And here you are,
doing great as a conqueror.
[11:21] ---
Oh, he's not doing great at all.
Not one bit.
[11:23] ---
How can you say that?!
[11:25] ---
It doesn't matter whether
you're a conqueror or policeman.
[11:28] ---
You looked really cool just now.
[11:32] ---
Th-Thank you, Keroro!
[11:38] ---
He really is just a mindless idiot, after all.
[11:43] ---
And this is how peace in the
Hinata household was turned upside down
[11:46] ---
by Space Detective 556.
[11:49] ---
But he's not finished yet!
[11:52] ---
Although I wish he were...
SIGN To be continued
[11:55] ---
We'll be right back.
[12:05] ---
This is Keroro's childhood friend,
Space Detective 556 (Kogoro).
[12:08] ---
It's been a month now
since he came to Earth.
[12:12] ---
It says here your specialties are...
[12:16] ---
"Never holding still" and
"Never giving up"... well, that's fine...
[12:21] ---
But what about this "Adhesion"
you wrote here?
[12:24] ---
I'll show you!
SIGN Detective Agency Peko Detective Agency
[12:26] ---
Adhesion!
[12:29] ---
Space Detective... 556!
[12:31] ---
You're...
[12:32] ---
556 Organic!
[12:39] ---
556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!
SIGN Ooba
[12:48] ---
Not only the fish,
but the meat is cheap here, too.
[12:52] ---
Come one, come all!
SIGN Ham Day
[12:54] ---
Why don't you try
our delicious roast ham?
SIGN Ham day
Ham loin,
thigh meat
[12:57] ---
Try our free samples.
They're really good.
[12:57] ---
Isn't that...?
[12:59] ---
Hello. Um... Lavie-san, right?
[13:03] ---
Oh, you're my brother's friend's...
[13:07] ---
Is this where you've been working?
[13:09] ---
Yeah. Since then, my brother
and I have been living in Pekopon.
[13:13] ---
But it's so expensive to live here
and hard to get a job.
[13:16] ---
Well, I finally found this job.
[13:19] ---
I see...
[13:21] ---
Huh... a part-time job?
[13:23] ---
It must be pretty tough for them.
[13:26] ---
Or, like, complex feelings?
[13:28] ---
Not all aliens are useless creatures
[13:31] ---
who leave the housework to the girls
[13:33] ---
and spend all their time
just building Gundam models.
SIGN That's mean.
SIGN Useless alien
[13:44] ---
I wonder if my brother's found a job?
[13:47] ---
I'm home!
[13:49] ---
Welcome back, Lavie!
[13:50] ---
Today I have great news for you!
[13:52] ---
So you did get a job?
[13:54] ---
Look at this. Remember
this three-shelf bookcase I found?
[13:57] ---
I discovered that if I lay it sideways,
I can use it as a table!
[14:02] ---
So you struck out again... today...
[14:11] ---
Bro, I was able to bring home
some leftover ham today.
[14:15] ---
Let's eat it together.
[14:16] ---
Okay!
SIGN Welcome to our secret base. Command Center this way.
[14:22] ---
This won't do.
[14:24] ---
There's nothing over here, either.
[14:25] ---
None of these seem suitable at all.
[14:29] ---
I never thought we'd have
such a hard time finding one.
[14:35] ---
K-Keroro... Don't tell me...
[14:38] ---
you're finally getting serious
about conquering Pekopon?
[14:43] ---
No, no. I'm not conquering,
I'm job-hunting.
[14:46] ---
Job-hunting?!
[14:47] ---
We're trying to find a job
for his childhood friend, 556-san.
[14:52] ---
Boy, it's really hard to find a
good job on Pekopon these days.
[15:00] ---
What was I thinking,
getting my hopes up like that...?
[15:04] ---
He's just a mindless idiot...
mindless idiot... mindless idiot...
[15:08] ---
How about this one?
SIGN 9:00 AM Saturdays on Deep Tokyo TV's 28 affiliated stations Jabariser
[15:10] ---
Wow, I've been watching that show.
[15:13] ---
It's that new hit series,
Ultra-Spirit Jabariser.
[15:17] ---
But what has that got to do
with anything?
[15:20] ---
Well, just see for yourself.
[15:23] ---
Wow. This is...
[15:29] ---
So... your interview
didn't work out again today.
[15:35] ---
Bro...
[15:38] ---
Please don't look so sad.
[15:42] ---
Lavie has the special ability
to read 556's expressions.
[15:47] ---
How are we gonna
pay this month's rent?
[15:53] ---
That voice!
[15:54] ---
Hey, you're lucky to
have a friend like me, 556.
[15:57] ---
I've found a job
that suits you really well!
[16:02] ---
You did?!
SIGN Saiei Corp. Kami-Igusa Movie Studio
SIGN 9:00 AM Saturdays on Deep Tokyo TV's 28 affiliated stations Jump Shoot Reel'em In Jabariser
[16:09] ---
Over 300 actors have already auditioned.
SIGN Rest area
[16:12] ---
Isn't there even one who fits the
image you have in mind, Director?
[16:16] ---
Well, I understand what
you're saying, Tomitaka-kun.
[16:18] ---
But this is the latest
installment of a popular series.
[16:20] ---
It's not that easy.
[16:26] ---
What the?
[16:30] ---
I found... 10 yen!
[16:34] ---
That's him!
[16:35] ---
The man who's perfect for
the image of the main character!
[16:39] ---
From this day on,
you will be the Jabariser!
[16:44] ---
Operation: Secret Impromptu Audition
was a big success, sir.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku...
[16:49] ---
Well, the audition was listed
on the internet several times.
[16:53] ---
Thank goodness...
I'm so happy for you, Bro.
[16:56] ---
You finally have a job now.
[16:59] ---
Roll cameras.
[17:00] ---
Take one!
[17:01] ---
Take one!
SIGN Jabariser #1 Part B S-9 C-25 T-(1)
[17:03] ---
Ready... action.
[17:06] ---
So you finally show yourself,
undead monsters!
[17:09] ---
How dare you? You're
just a mere human. Get him.
[17:23] ---
Hey. What the....
[17:24] ---
He was supposed to have a
much longer fight in this scene.
[17:27] ---
No, that was just fine.
[17:29] ---
That was a great ad-lib.
[17:31] ---
He read the scene perfectly,
[17:32] ---
and came up with a great fight sequence.
[17:34] ---
He's awesome. He's one
of the most talented actors
[17:36] ---
I've seen in 10 years...
no, make that 100 years!
[17:40] ---
556... I must admit...
[17:43] ---
...you were incredibly cool just now.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku...
[17:47] ---
Bring out all the monsters
we have. Attack all at once!
[18:00] ---
Awesome...
[18:02] ---
Yeah. The Ultra-Spirit Jabariser...
[18:05] ---
This will be a masterpiece superhero show.
[18:08] ---
Terrific, 556-kun!
Keep those ad-libs coming!
[18:12] ---
But... what is this feeling?
[18:15] ---
I should be happy for my friend.
[18:18] ---
And yet,
[18:19] ---
there's a cloud hanging over
the way I feel inside.
[18:23] ---
Lucky...
SIGN Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
[18:24] ---
Why is 556-san the one
getting all the attention?
[18:27] ---
Don't do it! Private Tamama!
[18:30] ---
Oh, come on, Mr. Sergeant.
He said ad-libs are okay, right?
[18:35] ---
All I'm doing is helping 556-san
with my ad-libs.
[18:41] ---
Th-That's right! Ad-libs!
[18:44] ---
I can add more excitement to 556's action
with some ad-libs!
[18:48] ---
Right?
[18:50] ---
Looks good. This thing is
guaranteed to be a success!
[18:58] ---
W-What the?
[18:59] ---
I am Masked Tamama, the cousin
of Jabariser! All ready for action!
SIGN Masked Tamama
[19:04] ---
And I'm...
[19:07] ---
...the distant relative of Jabariser's
twin brother, separated at birth!
[19:10] ---
Keroro Kaiser Z!
SIGN Keroro Kaiser Z
[19:12] ---
We've come to help you, 556.
[19:14] ---
Great to have you here.
[19:16] ---
All three of us together are...
[19:17] ---
...the Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser!
SIGN The Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser
[19:36] ---
We're in trouble now.
[19:37] ---
Director. Let's get outta here.
[19:41] ---
After my brother... finally got a job...
[19:45] ---
Please stop it.
[19:50] ---
Please stop, everyone!
[19:53] ---
If you keep getting in the way
of my brother's job, I'll shoot!
[19:58] ---
Y-You're...?
SIGN The Goddess of Venus Justy Lavie
[20:06] ---
The Goddess of Venus... Justy Lavie!
SIGN Justy Lavie
Lavie
[20:13] ---
That's Lavie?
[20:15] ---
Yeah. The Goddess of Venus, Justy Lavie.
[20:18] ---
I think this is the premiere episode today.
[20:20] ---
And she looks great holding a gun like that.
[20:23] ---
Or, like, youthful beauty?
[20:25] ---
The show is creating
quite a buzz on the internet.
[20:28] ---
I'm sure this series will be a big hit.
[20:30] ---
And just as Fuyuki predicted,
[20:32] ---
Lavie debuted as
"the sad-eyed gunslinger girl,"
[20:37] ---
and became an overnight sensation
as a new female action star.
[20:42] ---
Meanwhile...
SIGN The lowest low
[20:45] ---
The lowest low.
[20:50] ---
Look at this, Lavie!
[20:51] ---
If I set up the bookcases like this,
they can even be a bed!
[20:54] ---
That's great, Bro!
[20:56] ---
I'm off to the filming of Justy Lavie.
[21:00] ---
Sure!
[21:00] ---
Let me walk you there myself!
[21:05] ---
And thanks to Lavie's popularity,
[21:06] ---
they were able to buy many more bookcases,
[21:08] ---
and 556 didn't have to
worry about money anymore.
[21:11] ---
But the many adventures of 556 continue.
[21:15] ---
Although I really don't want them to!
[21:17] ---
Adhere, Space Detective, 556!
SIGN To be continued
SIGN Justy Lavie "The Making of" DVD
[21:22] ---
A little known secret:
a short time after,
[21:25] ---
Kululu began selling black-market "Making of"
DVDs for Goddess of Venus, Justy Lavie.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:07] ---
Who do you think I am? I'm...
[23:11] ---
Well, never mind that for now.
But let me just tell you
[23:15] ---
that your future and hopes
are in my hands.
[23:17] ---
A person's financial status
does decide his value.
[23:21] ---
I'll teach you that.
[23:22] ---
Never mind such things!
A mysterious organization
[23:24] ---
suddenly attacks Lady Momoka
in the next episode.
[23:26] ---
"Momoka: Love, Youth and
a Hectic Getaway, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's one full episode.
I hope you'll like it.
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E25 - Momoka: Love, Youth and a Hectic Getaway, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:34] ---
This is a grand tale of the love
and courage of all living things.
SIGN Scotland
[01:41] ---
Or so I hope...
[01:43] ---
What? Now you say you can't come?
[01:47] ---
But you promised me. Why?
[01:55] ---
Are you sure about this, milady?
[01:58] ---
Yes.
[01:59] ---
I can't leave here now...
[02:03] ---
...even if I have to
break my promise to Father.
[02:08] ---
That Momoka... If that's
the way she wants it, then...
[02:15] ---
You just wait, Momoka.
[02:23] ---
Momoka: Love, Youth and
a Hectic Getaway, Sir!
[02:30] ---
What's all the racket?
[02:32] ---
An unidentified flying object
is fast approaching.
[02:35] ---
Or, like, major crisis?
[02:38] ---
I have a visual from our spy camera.
I'll put it on the screen.
[02:42] ---
What a cool-looking aircraft.
[02:45] ---
That's a transport plane
of the Nishizawa Group.
[02:48] ---
What? The Nishizawa Group?
[02:50] ---
Correct. I will explain,
though do not ask why I did not earlier.
[02:53] ---
The Nishizawa Group
is a major conglomerate
[02:56] ---
controlling half of the world's economy.
[02:58] ---
Momocchi's father is the president.
[03:02] ---
And judging from the color of that plane,
[03:04] ---
it carries the Nishizawa president's
personal army and elite force.
[03:07] ---
That army is said to be the best on Pekopon!
[03:12] ---
But why would such an army
come all the way here?
[03:16] ---
Or, like, further details?
[03:23] ---
We can use this opportunity.
[03:24] ---
Huh?
[03:25] ---
What I mean is... I think we need
to show headquarters
[03:29] ---
that the Keroro Platoon
is working hard.
[03:32] ---
Otherwise, we might be in trouble.
[03:34] ---
A rumor has it that our budget might be cut.
[03:37] ---
So what we do is...
[03:38] ---
We create a promotional video
that shows us defeating
[03:44] ---
the Pekopon army as easily
as twisting a baby's arm.
[03:46] ---
We'll send that out to headquarters.
SIGN Sweeping charge
[03:49] ---
And then...
[03:50] ---
"Wow. The Keroro Platoon
is really working hard."
[03:53] ---
"Especially their platoon leader.
Sergeant Keroro looks good out there."
SIGN Sweeping charge
[03:57] ---
"Okay. I'll increase their budget."
[04:02] ---
That's what will happen, and for sure,
we'll get a 200% increase, sir.
[04:07] ---
Don't you agree that that thing
is the perfect opponent?
[04:10] ---
Something about that idea bothers me,
[04:13] ---
but the best Pekopon army, huh?
[04:15] ---
Sounds exciting.
[04:16] ---
Okay now, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[04:19] ---
I want you to go to
Lady Momoka's mansion
[04:21] ---
and find out what
they're planning to do, sir.
[04:25] ---
Roger!
[04:28] ---
I can almost picture
[04:31] ---
just how good we'll look.
[04:33] ---
Come on! Like bugs that
fly into the fire in the summer,
[04:36] ---
fly to your own destruction!
[04:38] ---
And as this would-be conqueror
of Pekopon thinks such thoughts,
[04:42] ---
Momoka-chan herself is...
[04:46] ---
Well then, about tomorrow's
first outing of the Occult Club.
[04:51] ---
We'll investigate the site
[04:52] ---
where the controversial
Kadoyama Hospital used to be.
[04:55] ---
But, Nishizawa-san, how were you able
to find such a mystery spot?
[04:59] ---
Well, since I'm a member
of the Occult Club,
[05:03] ---
I keep an eye out
for these things.
[05:08] ---
Actually, I worked my
butt off to find a place
[05:10] ---
where the two of us can be alone.
[05:13] ---
But what if it rains?
[05:15] ---
Who cares if it rains?
[05:18] ---
We'll go, rain or shine.
[05:20] ---
After all, it's the first time
our precious Occult Club
[05:22] ---
has planned to go on an outing to a
remote area where we'll be alone together.
[05:25] ---
Oh... I guess so.
[05:27] ---
I've finally made it this far.
[05:29] ---
I'm not gonna let a little rain
ruin my plans!
[05:32] ---
Not even my own father
can meddle this time!
[05:34] ---
I dare you to come!
[05:37] ---
Wow... She sure seems
passionate about this...
[05:47] ---
Milady Momoka has left the school.
[05:50] ---
Stay sharp. The enemy might come
from just about anywhere.
[05:54] ---
Roger.
[05:56] ---
This mission may end up
being pretty brutal.
[06:00] ---
As one of milady Momoka's bodyguards,
it is my duty to protect her with my life!
[06:11] ---
I can't wait for tomorrow to come.
[06:13] ---
I'm looking forward to it, too.
[06:16] ---
We might actually witness
some supernatural phenomena.
[06:19] ---
Yes...
[06:21] ---
Milady...
[06:24] ---
Like an earthbound spirit...
[06:26] ---
You're part of my father's elite force!
[06:29] ---
Milady Momoka,
would you please come with me?
[06:34] ---
I don't want to.
[06:35] ---
Then I have no choice.
[06:38] ---
I will have to take you in by force.
[06:41] ---
What did you do to my bodyguards?
[06:43] ---
They were pretty tough, as I expected.
[06:45] ---
But I was able to take care of them.
[06:49] ---
There's nowhere to run now.
[06:51] ---
S-Stop it.
[06:53] ---
I'm not sure what this is all about,
[06:55] ---
but she obviously doesn't
want to go with you.
[06:59] ---
Hey, boy. I commend you for
trying to protect Momoka-sama. But...
[07:10] ---
What happened?
[07:13] ---
We were saved by your
timely return, Master Tamama.
[07:17] ---
When Paul told me that you
were in danger, I rushed to come back.
[07:21] ---
Carrying all three of you is heavy...
[07:28] ---
So you see it now, you Pekoponians?
[07:30] ---
Never mess with Keronians.
[07:35] ---
And cut.
[07:37] ---
So, what did you think of that?
[07:39] ---
You were magnificent, Uncle.
[07:41] ---
Or, like, nicely captured?
[07:43] ---
Hey. Why do I have to do this?
[07:46] ---
Oh, Giroro-kun... you still
don't get it, do you?
[07:50] ---
By putting this in as the last scene,
[07:52] ---
it gives more impact to our battle.
[07:56] ---
I-Is that really true?
[07:58] ---
The question is how we
can lure them over here...
[08:06] ---
There's a sign of dimensional turbulence.
[08:08] ---
I believe it's some sort of
ether-driven propulsion system.
[08:11] ---
Super-advanced technology, huh?
[08:13] ---
Momoka-sama's mysterious pet
may have some connection to this.
[08:19] ---
What's taking so long?
[08:22] ---
Mr. President.
[08:30] ---
Momoka...
[08:32] ---
The Nishizawa Group's elite force?
[08:35] ---
But why are they trying to kidnap you?
[08:39] ---
Actually... it's because
I disobeyed my father.
[08:44] ---
You see, my father lives
in Scotland, and...
[08:47] ---
Ooh, Scotland?
That seems like a romantic place!
[08:52] ---
My father...
[08:53] ---
He insists that I leave here
and go with him to Scotland.
[08:57] ---
But I refused.
[09:01] ---
That's why he's decided to
use force to get what he wants.
[09:04] ---
It's foolish to go up against the
elite force of the Nishizawa Group.
[09:08] ---
We were just lucky that Master Tamama
got there in time to help us.
[09:14] ---
So the army is involved in
a father-daughter spat, huh?
[09:18] ---
You should go, Nishizawa-san.
[09:21] ---
There are a lot of old castles in Scotland.
[09:23] ---
There must be a lot of mysterious spots.
[09:26] ---
It sounds great!
[09:29] ---
But I... I don't...
[09:32] ---
I'd rather... I'd rather... I'd rather...
SIGN Smack
[09:36] ---
Are you numb or just plain dumb?
[09:38] ---
Why did you have to hit me so hard?
[09:40] ---
I'm not exactly siding with the
high-handed ways of your father,
[09:44] ---
but how do you go against an army?
[09:47] ---
The fact remains that I am now
the only one left to protect Momoka-sama.
[09:54] ---
Wait a sec! Do not forget about me!
[09:57] ---
Thank you, Tama-chan.
[10:01] ---
Opportunity presents itself
right in my lap, sir.
[10:04] ---
Leave it to the Keroro Platoon
to guard Lady Momoka!
[10:08] ---
Sarge!
[10:09] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[10:11] ---
If they are indeed
Pekopon's best military force,
[10:13] ---
then I have no complaints
about the opponent.
[10:15] ---
This'll double our budget.
[10:17] ---
It is sad that a father
and daughter are in such conflict.
[10:22] ---
Maybe I'll try that thing out...
[10:23] ---
Knowing what is right and
not doing it is utter cowardice.
[10:26] ---
Or, like, vox populi?
[10:27] ---
Th-Thanks, all of you.
[10:32] ---
We are finally going to see
how powerful the Keronians really are.
[10:37] ---
I guess they're not just
some silly alien clowns, after all.
[10:41] ---
You may not believe me after
everything that's happened so far,
[10:44] ---
but this time, they mean business.
Please believe me. I beg you.
[10:56] ---
An unexpected turn of events
is unfolding. The Keroro Platoon
[11:00] ---
is about to collide head-on with
the Nishizawa Group's commandos,
[11:03] ---
who are attempting
to take Momoka by force.
[11:06] ---
This is exactly when a narrator
needs to pump things up.
[11:08] ---
In other words, Pekopon is in danger!
SIGN This way.
[11:13] ---
A trap? How interesting!
[11:16] ---
Here they come!
[11:18] ---
They wasted no time in
finding us. Not bad.
[11:21] ---
Okay, men!
I'll leave the rest up to you.
[11:23] ---
What?!
[11:24] ---
What? What do you mean?!
[11:26] ---
They're mere Pekoponians.
Why don't we go easy on them?
[11:31] ---
You guys create a "Keroro Platoon
in danger" type of scene.
[11:34] ---
And that's when I make
my grand entrance!
[11:36] ---
That's what the hero does.
[11:38] ---
You can't be serious...!
[11:39] ---
Good luck.
[11:41] ---
He is serious.
[11:44] ---
How can he be so confident?
[11:47] ---
Forget about the lazy platoon leader.
The battle's already begun.
[11:52] ---
Huh, it's heating up...
[11:55] ---
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
[12:03] ---
Once again, I have cut an object
not worthy of my ninja blade.
[12:08] ---
The Kululu Robot
makes its second appearance.
[12:23] ---
Tamama Impact!
[12:29] ---
Let's test what these
invading aliens can really do.
[12:34] ---
Wow. The Keroro Platoon
is overpowering them!
[12:38] ---
Or, like, perfect success?
[12:40] ---
Hm... this doesn't look good...
[12:42] ---
Huh? But isn't the
Keroro Platoon winning?
[12:45] ---
That may be the case right now.
[12:47] ---
But without a commanding officer,
their attacks are sporadic.
[12:52] ---
It's only a matter of time
before the tide turns against them.
[13:00] ---
Meanwhile, the commanding officer is...
[13:04] ---
When HQ hears how we bravely
fought against the Pekoponians,
[13:09] ---
I'm sure they'll double our budget.
[13:11] ---
And when that happens,
more Gundam models! No, no, I mean...
[13:16] ---
Our conquest of Pekopon
will progress smoothly, sir!
[13:20] ---
Well, putting that aside,
[13:22] ---
I've got to assemble the right leg now.
[13:25] ---
Part number E14... E14...
[13:28] ---
Or, like, massive damage?
[13:30] ---
I knew it...
[13:32] ---
They should've taken this more seriously.
[13:34] ---
Is there another way out of here?
[13:36] ---
There's a road Uncle secretly built
[13:39] ---
to get into the soccer
stadium for free. You go ahead.
[13:43] ---
I'll go care for the others.
Or, like, urgent first-aid?
[13:48] ---
Darn... They're good...
We should've gone all out...
[13:54] ---
N-Natsumi...
[14:01] ---
So they're here.
[14:04] ---
Paul Split Wave!
SIGN Paul Split Wave
[14:05] ---
Paul Hundred Slash Punch!
SIGN Paul Hundred Slash Punch
SIGN Paul Heel Drop
[14:07] ---
Paul Heel Drop!
[14:13] ---
I-It took me so long.
[14:15] ---
Why is it
[14:17] ---
that you seem to shine
more than the others?
[14:20] ---
Now, let me hear your
thermonuclear reactor's...
[14:30] ---
That's weird. The head doesn't
quite sit properly...
[14:37] ---
I'll beat the crap out of them!!
[14:43] ---
Sis!
[14:44] ---
Ouch...
[14:45] ---
Are you all right?
[14:46] ---
No, I must've twisted it. You two
go on ahead. Don't worry about me.
[14:55] ---
Well, milady Momoka.
It's time to let me take you in.
[14:59] ---
Never!
[15:00] ---
That's enough, you people!
[15:03] ---
She obviously doesn't want any of this.
[15:04] ---
All those who get in the way
will be dealt with.
[15:16] ---
You lay one hand on Natsumi,
and I'll blow your brains out.
[15:22] ---
Giroro!
[15:22] ---
I didn't think you had
that much strength left.
[15:25] ---
I've underestimated you.
[15:27] ---
Frankly, I'm quite surprised myself.
[15:30] ---
But this is the end of the road.
[15:32] ---
We must obey our orders unconditionally.
[15:36] ---
The gadget Keroro built for
amusement will be of use, after all.
[15:40] ---
What?
[15:41] ---
Natsumi. Don't die.
SIGN Click
SIGN Scream
[15:46] ---
Giroro!
[15:55] ---
Don't give me any more trouble.
[15:58] ---
I know everything about you.
[16:01] ---
There's nowhere you can escape to, Momoka.
[16:04] ---
Father...
[16:05] ---
C'mon, Momoka. You're going
with me to Scotland right now.
[16:10] ---
Please excuse me.
[16:11] ---
I am aware that I am in your service,
[16:13] ---
but I cannot allow you to
have your way with milady.
[16:17] ---
That's what I like about you, Paul.
[16:19] ---
That's exactly why I asked you
to take care of Momoka for me.
[16:22] ---
And now, it looks like
this battle will be decided
[16:25] ---
between Paul and me.
[16:27] ---
You two, get out of here.
[16:28] ---
But...
[16:29] ---
Hurry!
[16:31] ---
O-Okay...
[16:34] ---
Facing you like this
reminds me of those days
[16:36] ---
when we used to street fight
all the time.
[16:40] ---
You defeated me in the end,
and I pledged my allegiance to you.
[16:45] ---
However, I have to do this
for Momoka-sama now.
[16:48] ---
C'mon, Paul!
[16:50] ---
Prepare yourself, sir!
[16:52] ---
New Nishizawa Punch!
[16:54] ---
Paul Split Wave!
[17:02] ---
Nishizawa-san.
[17:04] ---
Whatever happens, I won't
let them take you away from me.
[17:07] ---
There are the times in my life
when I need my other self to come out.
[17:12] ---
Father... Paul... Please
forgive me for being so selfish...
[17:19] ---
C'mon, Nishizawa-san.
[17:20] ---
We'll be safe over here for a while.
[17:28] ---
Paul!
[17:29] ---
Milady... I am very sorry...
[17:33] ---
You know what this means, Momoka.
The battle has been decided.
[17:36] ---
Now, come to Scotland with me.
[17:40] ---
Didn't you hear me, Momoka?
[17:44] ---
How can you say that when she
doesn't want to go? Please stop!
[17:49] ---
Do you have any idea
who you're talking to?
[17:53] ---
I am the president of the
Nishizawa Group,
[17:56] ---
which controls
half of the world's economy.
[18:04] ---
Fuyuki!
[18:07] ---
Forgive me.
[18:08] ---
There's no way a mere junior high school
student like you can stand against me.
[18:14] ---
I know that...
[18:17] ---
I know I'm powerless.
[18:19] ---
But to me, Nishizawa-san...
[18:21] ---
...is my precious only...
[18:23] ---
All you scumbags!
[18:27] ---
Sarge!
[18:28] ---
Don't think you can get away
with breaking my Gundam models!
[18:32] ---
Oh no. That's the powerful missile
[18:34] ---
that could raze all of Pekopon
to the ground three times over!
[18:37] ---
Mr. President.
We're detecting massive energy.
[18:40] ---
Sarge!
[18:41] ---
I'm ready to sacrifice my life at any time.
[18:45] ---
All of Pekopon shall be blown to pieces!
[18:48] ---
Serves you right.
SIGN 60 seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN 59 seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN 58 seconds until the Earth blows up
[18:53] ---
The detonation switch has been activated.
[18:54] ---
It's dangerous to stay here.
We have to evacuate immediately.
[18:57] ---
This is ridiculous! Come here!
We have to get away, Momoka.
[19:01] ---
I don't want to.
[19:02] ---
I... I want to stay here!
[19:08] ---
Momoka...?
[19:12] ---
Fuyuki! Do something
about that stupid frog!
[19:15] ---
Okay.
[19:17] ---
Sarge! Do you seriously intend
to blow us all away?
[19:21] ---
Of course, sir.
[19:22] ---
This is the price to pay for messing with
my Gundam models, sir.
[19:25] ---
It was almost done...
I was almost finished.
[19:32] ---
But if you destroy the whole planet,
[19:34] ---
you won't be able to buy
any more Gundam models!
[19:36] ---
What?
SIGN What?
SIGN 2 more seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN 1 more second until the Earth blows up
[19:44] ---
You're right, sir! Oops...
[19:49] ---
We're saved.
[19:51] ---
Fuyuki! Spoken like a true space diplomat!
[19:54] ---
I'm used to it by now.
[19:56] ---
You were cool under pressure.
[19:58] ---
A space diplomat... This little boy
is the one who saved the world.
[20:03] ---
She is blessed with interesting friends,
and has certainly grown up... my Momoka...
[20:08] ---
Let's go.
[20:09] ---
Yes, sir!
[20:09] ---
Father!
[20:11] ---
I was so nervous...
[20:13] ---
Um... F-Fuyuki-kun,
about what you were saying...
[20:17] ---
Huh?
[20:18] ---
You were saying that I...
I was your precious only...
[20:22] ---
What were you gonna say after that?
[20:25] ---
Don't tell me it was...
[20:27] ---
To me, you're the precious only...
[20:32] ---
...member of my Occult Club!
[20:34] ---
That's what I was trying to say.
[20:38] ---
And so once again, our heroes save the day.
[20:41] ---
Get some rest, everyone.
SIGN One week later...
[20:48] ---
I guess I really panicked,
when you suddenly told me last week
[20:51] ---
that you wouldn't come for tea.
[20:56] ---
I had totally forgotten and
made another appointment.
[21:00] ---
The precious only member of
his Occult Club, huh?
[21:04] ---
Well, I guess it's not bad, since
he mentioned two important words,
[21:08] ---
"precious" and "only."
[21:10] ---
Not to mention, the real Momoka
did a pretty good job this time, too.
[21:17] ---
And so, the cost of this mission,
or rather this commotion
[21:20] ---
caused by father and daughter,
came out to a total of... 12.6 billion yen.
SIGN Total: 12.6 billion yen
[21:25] ---
Um... do you mind sending
some of that over to my account?
[21:28] ---
Even a hundredth of it is fine.
No, a thousandth of it.
[21:32] ---
Or if you can't do that,
then maybe a ten-thousandth...
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:03] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Where will we be the day after that?
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:06] ---
This is Angol Mois.
Summer vacation is almost over.
[23:09] ---
What? It's already over? Well,
let me at least help with homework.
[23:13] ---
Although I'm only good at stuff like...
[23:16] ---
Divine cosmos? Feudal Japan?
Karmic backlash? Forward rolling?
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
Fall is the season for sports.
[23:22] ---
Even invaders need to watch their health.
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Everyone Unite!
Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's one full episode. Look forward to it.
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E26 - Keroro: Everyone Unite! Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
There are various ways to enjoy autumn.
[01:36] ---
Autumn is for travel,
for art, and then there's...
[01:47] ---
The dry weather of autumn
sure makes paint dry a lot faster.
[01:52] ---
W-What the heck was that noise?
[01:55] ---
Enemy attack?
[01:58] ---
We're under attack. Repeat, under attack.
[02:00] ---
Close all the windows and shutters, sir!
[02:02] ---
Quickly, quickly. Quickly, quickly.
[02:05] ---
How are we for provisions?
[02:06] ---
Everything's here, including our snacks.
[02:08] ---
Get the candles ready!
I want those long thick ones!
[02:12] ---
Or, like... thorough planning?
[02:17] ---
Okay.
[02:18] ---
Now the Hinata household has
become an impregnable fortress.
[02:24] ---
Those were fireworks.
[02:28] ---
Fireworks, sir?
[02:30] ---
Yeah, it's that time of year...
[02:34] ---
Sports Day...
[02:36] ---
W-What's the matter with you,
Master Fuyuki?
[02:38] ---
You look as if you were draining the hot
water out of an instant chow mein bowl...
SIGN Ugh...
[02:44] ---
...and dumped the noodles
all together into the sink.
SIGN The look of spilling the noodles into the sink
[02:48] ---
Our school will be holding
a sports day next week.
[02:52] ---
Gero?
[02:53] ---
A sports day?
[02:54] ---
A nightmare to
non-athletic people like me.
[02:58] ---
I wish it could turn into
an occult day or something...
[03:01] ---
I don't think that's
gonna happen, Fuyuki-kun.
[03:05] ---
Keroro: Everyone Unite!
Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!
[03:12] ---
Okay, class.
[03:14] ---
Everyone should pick out one
or two events to participate in.
[03:20] ---
Whichever you enter,
you'll bring us a high score.
[03:24] ---
And with Koyuki-chan
joining us this year,
[03:26] ---
our class has a pretty good chance
of blowing away the others!
[03:29] ---
Natsumi-san,
let's try our best together!
[03:33] ---
I'm sorry.
[03:35] ---
I would like to join the
parent-child three-legged race!
SIGN Spoon Race Parent-Child Three-legged Race Relay
[03:43] ---
What?
[03:45] ---
Mom will be there? She never told me.
[03:50] ---
Oh, c'mon now. You should be happy.
[03:53] ---
Why? Not only do I dread this event,
[03:56] ---
but now Mom's gonna be there to
watch me make a fool out of myself.
[03:59] ---
Aw, come on. Winning
isn't everything in sports.
[04:02] ---
It's about giving your very best.
[04:06] ---
That's just the whine of a loser.
[04:10] ---
It's an established fact of life
that winning is everything.
[04:14] ---
You don't feel defeated as a conqueror
[04:16] ---
when you hang the laundry?
[04:19] ---
Well...
[04:21] ---
Oh I remember. You skipped
cleaning the toilet again, didn't you?
[04:24] ---
Well, actually... I was
planning to do it later, you know...
[04:30] ---
Don't worry. I did it for you.
[04:34] ---
Mom's gonna come...
Mom's gonna come...
[04:36] ---
Natchi is acting strange.
[04:38] ---
It's been such a long time!
[04:40] ---
I've gotta put on a good show.
[04:43] ---
What is it about this so-called Sports Day
that so moves Pekoponian hearts?
[04:47] ---
We should investigate it.
[04:52] ---
Natsumi seems so happy.
[04:55] ---
Mom's gonna come...
Mom's gonna come...
[04:59] ---
Mom's gonna come...
Mom's gonna come...
[05:02] ---
She'll see me making a fool of myself.
[05:06] ---
Wait now. Grandma once
taught me how to cast a spell
[05:10] ---
so that you could make it rain
the next day!
SIGN Hang "Teru Teru Bozu"
[05:16] ---
If you hang the "teru teru bozu"
upside down... it will rain.
SIGN Hang "Teru Teru Bozu" upside down to make it rain.
[05:20] ---
Hey!
SIGN Tomorrow's Weather
[05:24] ---
The chance of rain is zero percent tomorrow.
[05:27] ---
A perfect day for a Sports Day!
SIGN Didn't work at all.
[05:29] ---
It didn't work at all.
[05:33] ---
Oh, no. That was my last hope...
[05:36] ---
Sarge!
[05:38] ---
Sarge, you're a frog, aren't you?
[05:40] ---
I'm a Keronian.
[05:40] ---
Make it rain tomorrow!
[05:42] ---
I don't think you understand,
Master Fuyuki!
[05:44] ---
Sarge...
[05:44] ---
I'm not a handy robot cat from the future.
[05:49] ---
Please! Please!
Sarge, you're my only hope! C'mon...
[05:49] ---
Jeez, Fuyuki, you're a poor loser.
[05:59] ---
Sorry, Natsumi, but we're running late,
and I don't think we can get
[06:03] ---
all the pages done today.
[06:05] ---
We'll have to work through the night
and until around noon tomorrow.
[06:09] ---
I have to stay here until
everyone finishes their work.
[06:14] ---
As soon as it's finished,
I'll rush over to your school.
[06:16] ---
I'm really sorry, Natsumi.
[06:18] ---
No, it's okay, Mom. Don't worry
and take care of your work, okay?
[06:27] ---
Sis...
[06:29] ---
That's just the nature of her work.
It's par for the course.
[06:33] ---
Aren't you lucky, Fuyuki?
[06:35] ---
Now she won't see you
make a fool of yourself.
[06:38] ---
Well, I'd better go
prepare lunch for tomorrow.
[07:08] ---
A perfect opportunity, sir!
[07:12] ---
According to my research,
SIGN Sports Day
[07:14] ---
Sports Day is where two teams,
the red and the white,
SIGN Giant Ball Roll
SIGN Tug-of-War
SIGN Cavalry game
[07:17] ---
compete against each other.
SIGN Sports Day
[07:20] ---
Now, if Lady Mom
won't be able to participate,
SIGN Three-legged race
[07:23] ---
that means she won't be able
to compete in this parent-child
[07:25] ---
three-legged race.
That's where we come in.
[07:29] ---
What are we supposed to do?
[07:32] ---
We'll help Lady Mom
and Lady Natsumi, sir.
[07:36] ---
Why would we do that?
[07:40] ---
'Coz they'll owe us big time, ma'am.
[07:44] ---
Keroro-sama, I will never forget
what you've done for me.
[07:48] ---
From now on, I will do whatever
you ask of me, Keroro-sama.
[07:52] ---
Oh, really? For a start, why don't you
buy me 100 Gundam models?
SIGN A debt of gratitude
[07:58] ---
And after that, how about cleaning
all the toilets in our secret base?
[08:01] ---
Yes, milord.
[08:05] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you are so devious!
[08:08] ---
Or, like, double dealing?
SIGN Dororon!
[08:13] ---
Since Natsumi-dono
is a friend of Koyuki-dono's,
[08:16] ---
I will take part in this plan,
[08:17] ---
not to establish a debt,
but for Natsumi-dono's sake alone.
[08:20] ---
Nin!
[08:22] ---
Farewell...
[08:25] ---
Of course, you'll join us too, right, Giroro?
[08:30] ---
Well, I guess every so often,
[08:32] ---
I can go along with a
worthless plan like this.
[08:34] ---
All right!
SIGN 39th Annual Kissho School Sports Day
[08:43] ---
The red team wins.
[08:46] ---
Yaaay! Go red team!
[08:50] ---
Go, white team! Way to go, white team!
[08:54] ---
The three-legged races
are in the afternoon.
[08:57] ---
Yeah, but don't worry about me.
SIGN Systems, all green!
[08:59] ---
I'm really sorry, Natsumi.
I should get there by this afternoon.
[09:05] ---
Okay.
[09:06] ---
But don't sweat it, Mom.
[09:10] ---
We're almost directly
on top of our destination.
[09:15] ---
Good. We're going down, boys.
[09:29] ---
Over here!
[09:31] ---
On your marks!
[09:33] ---
Get ready...
[09:35] ---
This is the girls' 200-meter for grade 8!
[09:38] ---
She's fast. So fast.
She's way ahead of the pack.
[09:44] ---
She crosses the finish line!
Hinata Natsumi-san places first!
[09:48] ---
You're up next, Fuyuki.
[09:50] ---
Run as fast as your sister.
[09:54] ---
That's why I hate these...
[09:56] ---
Natsumi!
SIGN Parents
[10:06] ---
If the red team came up with that,
SIGN Polar Bear White
[10:09] ---
then the white team's
gotta do better.
[10:12] ---
When you think white,
it's obvious you think RX seventy...
[10:16] ---
Hurry up and set the plan into motion.
[10:18] ---
Oh, I almost forgot, sir.
SIGN 14. Obstacle race 15. Scavenger hunt 13:15 16. Bread eating race 13:30 17. Spoon Race 13:45 18. Parent-Child Three-legged Race 14:00 19. Boys 1000m 14:20 20. Girls 1000m 14:40
[10:21] ---
The parent-child three-legged race
that Lady Mom is in is event #18.
SIGN 18. Parent-Child Three-legged Race 14:00
[10:26] ---
It's scheduled to start at 1400 hours.
[10:29] ---
Our mission is
[10:30] ---
to slow down the progress
of all the preceding events,
[10:33] ---
so that even if Lady Mom comes late,
she won't miss her race.
[10:36] ---
And how are we gonna do that?
[10:39] ---
First, there's Plan A.
SIGN 6. Girls 200m 7. 7th grade boys 400m 8. 7th...
[10:41] ---
Our target is the 7th event,
the 7th grade boys' 400-meter race.
SIGN 7. 7th grade boys 400m
[10:53] ---
Hidden under an anti-barrier is
[10:56] ---
the "One Step Forward,
Two Steps Backward" Racetrack.
[11:00] ---
No matter how fast they run,
SIGN Goal
[11:01] ---
they won't be able to reach the finish line.
[11:03] ---
This will surely delay the proceedings, sir.
[11:06] ---
On your marks...
[11:09] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
even if you don't come in first,
[11:13] ---
you'll always be first in my heart.
[11:17] ---
Ready...
[11:18] ---
I don't like this...
[11:20] ---
This is it, sir.
[11:25] ---
They're on the tracks.
[11:31] ---
So fast! They've crossed
the finish line in no time!
SIGN Sports Day
[11:36] ---
A bunch of new records have been set!
[11:39] ---
Ow...
[11:40] ---
What is going on?
[11:41] ---
Fuyuki-kun, you were great!
[11:43] ---
You set it backwards!
[11:45] ---
Gero!
[11:48] ---
Mission failed...
[11:50] ---
The event is proceeding
way ahead of schedule.
[11:54] ---
Or, like, self-defeating?
[11:57] ---
Can the Keroro Platoon
recover from this major blunder
[12:00] ---
to get Natsumi's mom here in time
for the three-legged race?
[12:10] ---
Meanwhile, the second unit of Tamama and Dororo are...
[12:14] ---
We have now reached
our assigned destination.
[12:17] ---
Go ahead and proceed
according to plan. Good luck.
[12:20] ---
Roger.
[12:25] ---
Just one more page...
[12:27] ---
Just hang on for one more page,
my right hand!
[12:30] ---
Don't fall asleep! Pull yourself together!
[12:32] ---
Don't fall asleep!!
[12:34] ---
It's intense...
[12:36] ---
We have to get in there and help.
[12:39] ---
Just five minutes. Let him
take a nap for just 5 minutes.
[12:43] ---
Okay...
[12:46] ---
Now's our chance.
[12:51] ---
So I have to ink this. I see.
[12:53] ---
I'm gonna try to apply some shading films.
[12:56] ---
Here goes nothing.
[13:01] ---
Oops...
[13:03] ---
This is actually much harder than it looks.
[13:06] ---
I shall use my... Clone Jutsu!
SIGN Dororon!
[13:11] ---
Wow, that's awesome.
[13:17] ---
Shouldn't have done that.
[13:18] ---
What the...
[13:20] ---
Oh no.
[13:20] ---
Yikes.
[13:21] ---
What?
[13:23] ---
Even mistakes become tenfold!
[13:25] ---
Oh no. The art...
[13:27] ---
What's the matter?
[13:29] ---
Somehow...
[13:32] ---
Oh, my.
[13:35] ---
I have disgraced myself.
[13:37] ---
I am sorry!
[13:39] ---
I appreciate what you're
trying to do, but don't worry.
[13:42] ---
Just stay right there.
I'll be finished shortly.
[13:48] ---
Oh, wait!
[13:50] ---
I'll ask you two to help me
with something else!
[13:56] ---
Wow. You really made this
all by yourself?
[13:59] ---
Yes. I woke up at four in the morning,
and worked hard on it.
[14:03] ---
So that you can eat it, Fuyuki-kun...
[14:06] ---
Don't mind if I do!
[14:10] ---
Wow, it's delicious.
[14:12] ---
Oh, yeah!
[14:13] ---
Your lunch looks fancy too,
Natsumi-san. It looks yummy.
[14:17] ---
I prepared lunch for my mom, too.
[14:20] ---
I'd be happy to share it
with you, Koyuki-chan.
[14:23] ---
I made a lot for you. Is it good?
[14:27] ---
Don't worry.
I'm sure she'll make it on time.
[14:31] ---
Dororo and his friends went
to your mom's office to help.
[14:36] ---
So that's why I haven't seen
Sarge or the others all morning.
[14:39] ---
Come to think of it,
I haven't seen my Tama-chan, either.
[14:43] ---
He told me they
were all pitching in to help
[14:45] ---
so your mom'd make it in time for
the parent-child three-legged race.
[14:49] ---
That's really nice of them.
[14:57] ---
Next will be Event #14,
the obstacle course race.
[15:02] ---
Or, like, trouble ahead?
[15:04] ---
There's no time to lose!
[15:07] ---
Event #18, the three-legged race,
is quickly coming upon us.
[15:13] ---
I may never have another chance to make
Lady Natsumi indebted to me, sir!
[15:17] ---
Indebted to you?
[15:18] ---
Yeah, that's right...
[15:21] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[15:22] ---
You were planning to make me
indebted to you?
[15:26] ---
Wait, ma'am!
Everything we did was for you!
[15:30] ---
Our plan was for you to be in
the three-legged race with Lady Mom.
[15:35] ---
Why don't you tell me more
about this grand plan of yours?
[15:40] ---
Who are you?
[15:42] ---
We put the most horrifying obstacles
[15:43] ---
known to humankind on the course,
[15:45] ---
so that not one person
will be able to finish the race.
[15:47] ---
And that's how we'll buy time, sir!
[15:50] ---
Horrifying obstacle number one: steak.
SIGN Sirloin steak Matsuzaka Beef Medium rare Cooked with butter
[15:54] ---
Wow! Imagine finding
a steak here. Steak!
[16:00] ---
Approximate time spent:
15 minutes and 24 seconds.
[16:03] ---
Horrifying obstacle number two:
limited-edition Gundam model.
[16:06] ---
Wow. I've only ever seen this one
in my dreams!
[16:09] ---
Hey, I'm not dreaming.
This is for real.
[16:13] ---
Approximate time spent:
1 hour, 23 minutes and 40 seconds.
[16:16] ---
Obstacle number three: a hot spring.
SIGN Outdoor hot spring relaxing waters. Composition: calcium, sodium. Medicinal benefits: stiff shoulders.
[16:20] ---
Strange to see a hot spring here.
[16:23] ---
Oh, this is heaven. Pure heaven.
SIGN 3 Nights 4 Days
[16:25] ---
Approximate time spent: 3 nights and 4 days.
[16:28] ---
And just like that,
we can buy time during the race.
[16:32] ---
Next is Event #15,
the Scavenger Hunt.
[16:36] ---
Hey, the obstacle race is over.
[16:40] ---
The plan is to mix this note
into the Scavenger Hunt items.
SIGN 100 grams of pork, 1 tsp of soy sauce, 2 tsp of rice wine.
[16:45] ---
100 grams of pork,
a teaspoon of soy sauce,
SIGN Remove eyes from potatoes, peel and soak in water.
[16:47] ---
2 teaspoons of rice wine...
[16:48] ---
Oh no. This is the recipe for
the stewed pork and cabbage dish
SIGN Wash won bok well, drain water well, and cut into bite-size pieces.
[16:52] ---
I saw on a cooking show yesterday.
[16:56] ---
Here it is, sir!
[16:57] ---
"A pedigreed Andromedian Husky
with papers."
SIGN A pedigreed Andromedian Husky with papers.
[17:00] ---
"A 48 million yen mortgage."
SIGN 48 million yen.
[17:03] ---
"The butt of a Japanese antelope."
SIGN The butt of a Japanese antelope.
[17:05] ---
"A newly released video
you can rent for one week."
SIGN A newly released video you can rent for one week.
[17:08] ---
By mixing in these items that
no one will be able to bring back,
[17:12] ---
we can delay the race, sir!
[17:14] ---
Then in the next bread-eating contest,
[17:15] ---
we switched the
bean-jam bun to this curry bread
[17:18] ---
that's 3,600 times spicier.
[17:19] ---
And in the Spoon Race, we used
specially designed ping-pong balls
[17:22] ---
that explode at the slightest impact.
[17:26] ---
Don't interfere anymore!
[17:35] ---
This is bad. I broke my anti-barrier.
SIGN A stuffed toy frog.
[17:39] ---
A stuffed toy frog...
I found one. Let me borrow this!
[17:44] ---
I'm done with him.
[17:53] ---
We're now down to our one
final option. Open the launch gate.
[17:58] ---
Roger.
[18:00] ---
I'm gonna take Lady Mom's place
and run the three-legged race, sir.
[18:05] ---
Catapult: standby.
[18:07] ---
Keroro, moving out!
[18:13] ---
I just remembered...
I forgot to open it all the way.
[18:30] ---
We have an announcement.
[18:32] ---
Entrants in the parent-child
three-legged race, please get ready.
[18:37] ---
I guess it wasn't meant to be...
[18:41] ---
Um... may I withdraw from the race?
[18:51] ---
Wait.
[18:54] ---
Giroro!
[18:57] ---
We can discuss the details later.
Hurry and give me the rope.
[19:00] ---
You don't want to lose
without putting up a fight, do you?
[19:05] ---
Right!
[19:09] ---
On your marks...
[19:11] ---
Get set...
[19:14] ---
One, two...
[19:15] ---
It's Sis and... Giroro?
[19:16] ---
One, two... One, two... One, two... One, two...
[19:24] ---
Excuse me!
[19:27] ---
Natsumi!
[19:31] ---
Natsumi!
[19:36] ---
Mom!
[19:38] ---
Good luck!
SIGN Natsumi Good luck
[19:40] ---
Tama-chan?
SIGN Natsumi Good luck
[19:42] ---
I hate heights!
[19:47] ---
Thank you...
[19:49] ---
Let's pick up the pace!
[19:52] ---
Yeah.
[19:53] ---
One, two... One, two...
[19:55] ---
Fast! They're fast!
[19:58] ---
Keep it up!
[19:59] ---
They're dominating!
[20:01] ---
Go for it!
[20:03] ---
What great teamwork!
[20:08] ---
First place finish!
[20:14] ---
Congratulations! You were amazing.
[20:17] ---
Mom...
[20:18] ---
They said it was a new school record.
[20:21] ---
You looked good out there, Natsumi.
[20:23] ---
Yeah. Well, it's because he...
[20:25] ---
Hey, where's Giroro?
[20:30] ---
Everything I've tried
has resulted in total failure.
[20:32] ---
But if I hurry,
I still have a chance, sir!
[20:36] ---
I'm gonna make Natsumi
completely indebted to me.
[20:39] ---
The goal is 100 Gundam models!
[20:42] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[20:46] ---
I'm sorry I got here late, ma'am.
C'mon, let's run.
[20:50] ---
I already did.
[20:55] ---
My 100 Gundam models!!
[20:59] ---
Keroro ends up only
indebting himself.
[21:12] ---
Giroro. What you did today was...
[21:16] ---
It's roasted perfectly.
[21:27] ---
Autumn is also the season
for enjoying good food.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[23:07] ---
This is Keroro's father.
[23:08] ---
I'm sure it's the same way in Pekopon too!
[23:10] ---
but fathers have a tough job.
[23:12] ---
You'd better show a lot of respect,
or you'll get divine punishment.
[23:14] ---
I'm going to be stopping by next week.
[23:17] ---
I can't wait to see my son.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
How wonderful! In the next episode,
my father comes to Pekopon.
[23:24] ---
"Keroro's Father's Coming
and Father's Leaving, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Hot Spring,
Go! Go! Go! Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories.
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E27 - Keroro's Father's Coming and Father's Leaving, Sir! / Keroro: Hot Spring, Go! Go! Go! Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
One day in the Hinata household...
[01:34] ---
It's done.
[01:35] ---
Seeing how great it looks
even before it's painted...
[01:38] ---
...really heightens my motivation.
[01:41] ---
Keroro. Did you just say
"heightens your motivation"?
[01:44] ---
Yeah. It's a different me
you're seeing today.
[01:48] ---
If so, why can't you use that
motivation to conquer Pekopon?
[01:53] ---
Uncle, you've received a
transmission from the Keron Army!
[01:57] ---
Look, Giroro, this isn't the time
for an argument.
[02:02] ---
Let me read it for you.
[02:04] ---
"What are y'all up to?"
[02:07] ---
"Is yer conquest of Planet Pekopon
going smoothly?"
[02:11] ---
"I'm worried, so since I got me some
business in town, I'm stopping by."
[02:14] ---
"If I find ya just hangin' out doing nothing,
yer gonna get it from me. Love, Father."
SIGN Love, Father
[02:20] ---
M-My father... C-Coming?
SIGN Father
[02:29] ---
Keroro's Father Hops In
and Hops Off, Sir!
[02:35] ---
So our platoon leader's father
will be checking up on us?
[02:40] ---
What's Mr. Sergeant's father like?
[02:45] ---
His father is a legendary sergeant.
A true warrior.
[02:48] ---
He managed to take out three
enemy companies single-handedly
[02:52] ---
at the Third Battle of Moul.
[02:54] ---
He was the first to land on
the impregnable Solimon fortress.
[02:59] ---
He's a sergeant among sergeants.
[03:02] ---
The one who showed the entire galaxy
that "Like father, like tadpole."
[03:05] ---
That explanation makes no sense.
[03:07] ---
I have a bad feeling about this.
SIGN #14-26(SLP) First Movie Don't erase! Death of Ramba Ral Captain Geroro
[03:09] ---
The moment he takes one look at this room,
[03:11] ---
he'll see right away
that we've been slacking off.
[03:14] ---
You may be right...
[03:17] ---
In that case, I'd better
wipe out Pekopon right now!
[03:20] ---
Or, like, destroy records?
[03:22] ---
Oh, yes, please. Lady Mois,
you look incredibly radiant right now.
[03:25] ---
A shocking new product
for the radiant you.
SIGN Rice crackers
[03:30] ---
Wha...?
[03:32] ---
Heave-ho!
[03:32] ---
Stop that!
[03:34] ---
Lady Mois, time out!
[03:35] ---
Hm?
SIGN Gundam models
[03:36] ---
I forgot to put away my Gundam models.
[03:38] ---
Time out for that?
SIGN Gundam models
[03:40] ---
That was a close call.
[03:43] ---
Why don't you tell me
exactly what the close call is?
SIGN Kill one bird with two stones
SIGN 1853 Commodore Perry visits Japan
[03:47] ---
And that's when the sergeant,
with his back against the wall,
SIGN This is no Zaku, boy! No Zaku!
SIGN Cheating by a glib tongue
[03:49] ---
somehow got his brain to work.
SIGN 894 Gerogero envoy to China
[03:53] ---
I have a brilliant idea.
[04:00] ---
Umph.
[04:02] ---
What is he going to do?
[04:04] ---
It's clear I have no other choice.
[04:09] ---
And Sergeant Keroro's idea is...
[04:14] ---
I beg you. Just for a while,
please pretend that we captured you.
[04:19] ---
I beg you... I beg you...
[04:21] ---
to beg and beg
like there was no tomorrow.
[04:21] ---
Operation: Special Move, Begging.
[04:25] ---
You want to look good to your father.
Is that what you're saying?
[04:29] ---
Yes! So, please!
[04:30] ---
Well, if that's the case...
[04:32] ---
I don't like it.
[04:33] ---
Just tell him the truth
and face the consequences.
[04:35] ---
If the sergeant's father discovers
[04:37] ---
that our Pekopon invasion
has hardly made any progress,
[04:40] ---
I'm pretty sure
he'll try to do it himself.
[04:44] ---
I'm sure he'll bring a huge battalion
and attack without mercy.
[04:47] ---
And if that happens, we'll be
space dust, along with Pekopon.
[04:51] ---
Don't you see, Sis?
[04:53] ---
Earth is in grave danger.
[04:55] ---
I'll help, Sarge.
[04:57] ---
Master Fuyuki, you're a good person.
[05:00] ---
Okay. Let's all work together
and do our best, guys.
[05:05] ---
My brother is getting
further and further away...
[05:09] ---
And so, the Hinata household is
[05:10] ---
put under the temporary
control of the Keron forces.
SIGN Hinata
SIGN Keron Invasion Force Temporary Headquarters
SIGN Here
SIGN Conqueror
[05:21] ---
Well? Does it look convincing?
[05:22] ---
Yes, definitely.
[05:23] ---
I brought along our two captives.
[05:25] ---
Great. Bring them here.
[05:30] ---
Hey. What is this ridiculous look?
[05:32] ---
What do you think?
[05:34] ---
I think there's room for a
few more fun little touches.
[05:36] ---
If this is for fun, I have no
intention of playing along.
[05:38] ---
Ouch.
[05:39] ---
How dare you speak to me like that, slave?!
[05:43] ---
Your father's not here yet, you know.
[05:46] ---
Yes, of course. Forgive me, please.
[05:48] ---
Well, I think the whip is too risky to use,
[05:50] ---
so I got this paper fan instead.
[05:52] ---
Hey, what's the parent-child relationship
of the Keronians like?
[05:56] ---
What do you mean?
[05:57] ---
I've been doing some imagining
about the Keronians' biology.
SIGN Theory No. 1: Cloning
[06:01] ---
Theory number one: Cloning.
SIGN Keroro 1 Keroro 2
[06:04] ---
A steady supply of sergeants by using
a highly advanced biotechnology.
SIGN Keroro 3 Keroro 4
SIGN Keroro 5
SIGN Theory No. 2: Single-Cell Division
[06:09] ---
Theory number two: Single-Cell Division.
[06:12] ---
Just like a single-celled organism,
[06:13] ---
Sarge would self-replicate through mitosis.
SIGN Keroro
Father
[06:16] ---
A very convincing theory.
SIGN Theory No. 3: The Prolific Queen
[06:18] ---
And theory number three: Aliens.
[06:21] ---
A queen mother sergeant
produces many, many eggs.
SIGN Keroro Father
SIGN Keroro Mother
[06:24] ---
It sounds very sci-fi.
[06:27] ---
What do you think?
I'm personally rooting for Theory 1.
[06:32] ---
To put it simply,
[06:33] ---
it's like the relationship
between Tem Ray and Amuro Ray.
[06:36] ---
Or maybe between a frog
and a tadpole, really.
[06:39] ---
That sounds so ordinary.
[06:41] ---
My father is a model soldier.
[06:45] ---
He's strict, scary, strong, yet gentle,
[06:49] ---
and a true sergeant's sergeant.
[06:53] ---
Despite the fact that he's a man of
few words, I learned a lot from him.
[06:58] ---
What it means to live as a sergeant.
[07:00] ---
A sergeant's pride.
[07:02] ---
A sergant's know-how.
[07:04] ---
You really admire your father.
[07:08] ---
A sergeant's sense of fashion.
[07:11] ---
A sergeant's secret to dieting success.
[07:13] ---
A sergeant's military discount.
[07:16] ---
A sergeant's fortune telling.
[07:17] ---
Sarge, that's enough...
[07:18] ---
A sergeant's special dance.
[07:21] ---
Alien contact right above us.
[07:23] ---
Then it must be him...
[07:25] ---
Okay, men! To your places!
SIGN Conqueror
SIGN Conqueror
[07:29] ---
The total conquest of
Pekopon is almost at hand!
[07:33] ---
Yes... Yes, of course.
[07:35] ---
We're going to kill all
the citizens of Pekopon!
[07:37] ---
That is right.
[07:38] ---
Work faster, you slaves!
[07:41] ---
What the heck are we
making these for, anyw—
[07:44] ---
What was that for?!
[07:45] ---
You! Act like the captive
you are. Shut up and work.
[07:50] ---
Don't tell me...
[07:53] ---
Detecting an alien signal inside the house.
[08:01] ---
Sumomo heeere!
[08:05] ---
Do you remember her?
[08:06] ---
She's Sumomo-chan, the most
famous intergalactic pop idol.
SIGN The mystery of space
[08:09] ---
In fact, she's so famous, there's not a soul in the
universe who doesn't know of her.
[08:12] ---
I'm sure you all want to hear her sing again.
[08:16] ---
What brought you here, Sumomo-chan?
[08:18] ---
I really loved this planet,
so I decided to move here.
[08:22] ---
Here's a token of my friendship.
[08:24] ---
Wow!
[08:29] ---
Why, it's a Sumomo-chan face towel.
[08:31] ---
Well, see you around.
[08:33] ---
Keep up the good work.
[08:35] ---
I-It wasn't him.
[08:38] ---
What was that all about?
[08:41] ---
Now it's him!
[08:42] ---
There's something heading
straight at us at an incredible pace.
[08:45] ---
Or, like, super quickly?
[08:46] ---
Everybody, line up at the front door!
Let's all welcome my father!
SIGN Keron Invasion Force Temporary Headquarters Here
[08:58] ---
A-Attention.
[09:00] ---
C-Come in.
[09:02] ---
Hello.
[09:03] ---
I forgot to give these snacks
to Tama-chan before he left,
[09:06] ---
so I brought them over. Oh?
[09:10] ---
No greeting? You scumbags.
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[09:13] ---
Keroro's father's coming here?
[09:15] ---
Yes. Well, that's the plan, but...
[09:18] ---
He is rather late.
[09:20] ---
There's nothing to do but wait.
[09:21] ---
We just have to be patient.
[09:23] ---
He can take all night, for all I care!
[09:25] ---
Huh?
[09:27] ---
Yes?
[09:29] ---
That must be Mom.
[09:33] ---
Yes, hello?
[09:36] ---
Stupid frog. It's your father.
[09:40] ---
He's on the phone?
[09:41] ---
Does that mean he saw right through our plan?
[09:47] ---
Just talk to him.
[09:53] ---
This is Keroro speaking...
[09:55] ---
It's upside down.
[09:56] ---
This is Keroro speaking...
[09:58] ---
Oh. Is that ya, Keroro?
[10:00] ---
Father!
[10:02] ---
Ya sound well.
[10:03] ---
This planet is just a mess.
[10:07] ---
So, where are you now?
[10:10] ---
I don't know exactly,
but I'm at a real big station.
[10:12] ---
I... I'll come and get you right away, sir!
[10:15] ---
Nah, don't ya worry 'bout that, Keroro.
[10:18] ---
This planet's got way too
many people, and the air is so dirty.
[10:22] ---
Yer father's totally bushed.
[10:24] ---
So I'm heading straight home.
[10:26] ---
Y-You're going home?
[10:28] ---
Yeah, I gotta get hoppin'.
[10:31] ---
You mean, you won't check up on me?
[10:34] ---
Never mind that.
[10:35] ---
Ya must be havin' yer share
of troubles with this planet.
[10:38] ---
Just keep healthy and do yer best
till I come back, okay?
[10:42] ---
I'll let HQ know that things are fine.
[10:45] ---
Ya take care, Keroro.
[10:51] ---
Our hearts are one, even though
we may not be physically together.
[10:54] ---
That's the love between a father and son!
[10:57] ---
Just you wait, Father.
I'll conquer Pekopon and make you proud!
SIGN Declaration to conquer Pekopon!
SIGN Bonk
[11:05] ---
In that case,
[11:06] ---
you're gonna pay us back
by working twice as hard.
[11:14] ---
Go on, son. Do yer best.
Yer my pride and joy.
[11:20] ---
In the meantime, his pride and joy was...
[11:23] ---
C'mon, put your backs into it.
[11:26] ---
...covered in dust.
[11:39] ---
Hot springs, sir!
[11:42] ---
Shut up!
[11:43] ---
That's because you're not listening to me.
[11:45] ---
I'm talking about my wonderful plan to create
[11:48] ---
a natural hot spring right in our basement.
[11:50] ---
That's ridiculous.
[11:52] ---
What's ridiculous about that?
[11:53] ---
What does it have to do with
conquering Pekopon? I'm against it.
[11:58] ---
Chill out and listen to what I have to say.
[12:01] ---
This is my plan!
SIGN Feel refreshed in a natural hot spring. Relaxing Come on, every Keron.
[12:07] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[12:08] ---
A natural hot spring?
[12:10] ---
Th-That's right...
[12:11] ---
Play the video, Sergeant Major Kululu.
[12:14] ---
Roger. Click.
[12:18] ---
You're looking at a live feed
from Kua House in the city.
[12:21] ---
Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom
[12:23] ---
are soaking in the
natural hot spring as we speak.
[12:26] ---
Just look at their happy faces.
[12:29] ---
This is what people who have soaked
[12:31] ---
in the natural hot spring have said:
[12:34] ---
I feel like I'm reborn...
[12:36] ---
That's true. I feel reborn myself.
[12:38] ---
I'm born again.
[12:40] ---
As you can see, natural hot springs
have the power to revive you, sir!
[12:46] ---
We need to revive our desire to
complete our mission of conquest,
[12:50] ---
and this plan of mine is
just what the doctor ordered.
[12:53] ---
I have some doubts,
but I am basically with you.
[12:56] ---
Koyuki-dono would be pleased
if we had a natural hot spring here.
[13:01] ---
All right!
SIGN Jungle Bath
SIGN
Open-air Bath
SIGN Radon Hot Springs
SIGN
Outdoor Rock Bath
SIGN Keron Hot Springs
[13:02] ---
With a majority vote of confidence
to my plan, we will now proceed!
[13:10] ---
Keroro: Hot Spring,
Go! Go! Go! Sir!
[13:16] ---
Ta-da!
[13:17] ---
This is the latest Keron Army gizmo,
the underground surveyor machine,
[13:20] ---
the Magma Swimmer.
SIGN Magma Swimmer
[13:23] ---
We'll use it to find ourselves
the source of a natural hot spring, sir.
[13:29] ---
Systems, all green.
[13:30] ---
Radar navigator, check.
[13:32] ---
Open the communication lines.
[13:34] ---
Roger.
[13:36] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu. Lady Mois.
[13:38] ---
I'm counting on you to navigate us properly.
[13:40] ---
Roger.
[13:41] ---
Just leave it to us.
[13:46] ---
Opening gate.
[13:50] ---
We'll go deep underground in
search of a wellspring. Let's go.
[14:01] ---
Bearing, check.
[14:03] ---
Humidity, temperature, check.
[14:08] ---
Man, this is so easy...
[14:10] ---
Stay on the alert.
[14:12] ---
Uncle?
[14:13] ---
Are we there already?
[14:14] ---
Steep drop.
[14:15] ---
That's why I told you to stay alert!
[14:22] ---
Are you all right, Uncle?
[14:25] ---
Is everyone all right?
[14:28] ---
Seat belts... they really do help save lives.
[14:31] ---
There's a wellspring right ahead
of that cave in front of you.
[14:34] ---
Right ahead of us?
Then we'd better get right...
[14:36] ---
No, hold it.
[14:37] ---
Just look over there.
[14:39] ---
W-What is it?
[14:44] ---
Could it be a historical relic of Pekopon?
[14:46] ---
Look over there. There's something on it.
[14:50] ---
It looks like some kind of writing.
[14:53] ---
Can you read it?
[14:56] ---
Surprise, surprise.
[14:58] ---
It's an ancient galactic standard language.
[15:01] ---
I'll read the translation we're getting.
[15:04] ---
"We've been left behind on this planet
for a number of years now."
[15:07] ---
"Yet we still haven't
been able to conquer it."
[15:10] ---
"Now we don't have much time left here."
[15:12] ---
"As a final act, we will bury
a Planet Domination Device
[15:15] ---
that we hope will finally
complete our mission."
[15:19] ---
A Planet Domination Device...
left by a previous invader...
[15:24] ---
"Our purpose in doing this will
be revealed when it is activated."
[15:28] ---
It's starting to light up.
[15:30] ---
The system is still alive.
[15:38] ---
Over there, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:40] ---
Ummm, this doesn't look good at all.
[15:45] ---
It's gonna strike! Activate the barrier!
[15:48] ---
But we don't have one!
[15:49] ---
What?!
[15:53] ---
Uncle!
[16:01] ---
We're safe?
SIGN Barrier
[16:04] ---
I added a barrier for the heck of it.
I never knew it'd come in handy.
[16:08] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, you're the best.
[16:11] ---
Oh, man. Kululu is starting
to look like God.
[16:14] ---
Kululu. Does this have any weapons
we can use on them?
[16:17] ---
Sure. I've got some explosives
for self-destruction.
[16:19] ---
Want me to use 'em?
[16:21] ---
Don't you dare!
[16:22] ---
We never know if he's joking or not.
[16:25] ---
Yeah, he's the devil.
[16:26] ---
Oh, there's one more.
[16:28] ---
Why don't you push the yellow button
[16:30] ---
in the right corner of the console?
SIGN Try and push it
[16:32] ---
Yellow...
[16:34] ---
This one.
[16:39] ---
That's the Mega-particle Cannon KRR 10-SAI.
SIGN Mega-particle Cannon KRR 10-SAI
[16:42] ---
It uses a lot of power,
but it packs a real strong wallop.
[16:45] ---
All right!
[16:48] ---
Where did they go?
[16:50] ---
Right above us!
[16:50] ---
What?
[16:57] ---
Drop dead!
[17:03] ---
You did it.
[17:04] ---
That was great!
[17:06] ---
Oh no.
[17:10] ---
I feel all tingly...
[17:12] ---
Th-This isn't so bad, sir.
[17:14] ---
Just imagine that
you're in an electric hot tub...
[17:17] ---
Actually...
SIGN Electric Hot Tub
[17:18] ---
This is what it's really like
to be in an electric hot tub.
[17:21] ---
I can feel it tingle.
[17:22] ---
This'll really help my stiff shoulders...
[17:30] ---
Argh!
[17:32] ---
Fire!
[17:41] ---
It is so hot in here...
[17:43] ---
This is nothing.
[17:44] ---
Just imagine that you're in a sauna...
[17:47] ---
Actually... This is what
it's really like to be in a sauna.
[17:50] ---
It's great for losing weight.
[17:52] ---
Make sure you drink plenty
of water afterwards.
[17:58] ---
Th-This is nothing. Just think
of it as a massage after a bath.
[18:02] ---
Actually... This is what a
massage really feels like.
[18:05] ---
Nothing beats a massage after a bath.
[18:07] ---
For sure! This feels like heaven.
[18:12] ---
We can finally relax.
[18:13] ---
Mr. Sergeant,
why don't we go home now?
[18:17] ---
No, wait.
[18:19] ---
That Planet Domination Device...
[18:21] ---
If that gets out into the surface,
[18:23] ---
it will cause a catastrophic disaster.
[18:25] ---
You're right. If we don't
destroy it while we can,
[18:29] ---
there's no telling what harm
it might do to our plans later.
[18:33] ---
But how?
[18:34] ---
I can lead you directly above that machine.
[18:37] ---
All you have to do is take a shot at it.
[18:39] ---
Keep in mind that you only
have enough energy to shoot once.
[18:45] ---
That's enough.
[18:46] ---
But if you miss,
it'll mean the end of this planet.
[18:49] ---
It's sink or swim for all of us.
[18:50] ---
M-Maybe we should rethink this...
[18:52] ---
Come to think of it,
[18:53] ---
this is the result of your stupid plan.
[18:56] ---
I agree.
[18:57] ---
Undeniably so.
[18:59] ---
Never mind that! Just get us back there!
[19:01] ---
Yes...
[19:02] ---
Okay. Just keep going straight.
[19:13] ---
It's right in front of us!
[19:16] ---
You're finished!
[19:24] ---
Uncle!
[19:35] ---
It's sustained damage to
multiple areas. The engine died.
[19:39] ---
That means they won't be
able to get back here.
[19:42] ---
Uncle...
[19:45] ---
We got him good.
[19:47] ---
Great shot.
[19:48] ---
So what do we do now?
[19:49] ---
Well, isn't it obvious?
[19:52] ---
Since we came all the way here...
[19:55] ---
...might as well take a bath.
[19:58] ---
Whatever.
[20:00] ---
I shall help, too.
[20:01] ---
Dororo?
[20:02] ---
In that case, then let me...
[20:06] ---
Tamama Impact!
[20:12] ---
I did it! Jackpot!
[20:14] ---
That was really cool, Tamama!
[20:15] ---
And that's when the miracle occurred.
[20:18] ---
Somehow the minerals within
the waters of the natural hot spring
[20:20] ---
brought back to life the dead engines
of the Magma Swimmer.
[20:26] ---
It's working!
[20:27] ---
Hip-hip-hurray!
[20:27] ---
This is truly the reviving effect
of a natural hot spring!
[20:30] ---
We'll get home safely.
[20:32] ---
Giroro-kun...
[20:34] ---
Now, let's lead this natural
hot spring straight up to our home.
[20:38] ---
That Magma Swimmer...
[20:40] ---
Or, like, total rebirth?
[20:43] ---
But do they know where they're heading?
[20:45] ---
That's right.
[20:46] ---
The navigation system on the
Magma Swimmer was broken at that time.
[20:51] ---
No, no, don't go there...
[21:04] ---
We're home!
[21:06] ---
Huh? Something's not right.
[21:08] ---
Stupid frog!
[21:10] ---
Why, if it isn't Lady Natsumi and
Lady Mom. What are you doing here?
[21:13] ---
That's what we want to ask you!
[21:15] ---
It seems we got lost on the way home
and ended up at Kua House.
[21:20] ---
Oh, shoot...
[21:22] ---
I'm sure you know what's
gonna happen to you now.
[21:24] ---
Well, not really...
SIGN Kua House Furonagan facility
[21:28] ---
And that's how this Kua House
became extremely popular
[21:30] ---
as the hot spring with an
abundant supply of hot water.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Koyuki. It's already autumn.
[23:09] ---
I've changed to my cold-weather wardrobe.
[23:11] ---
I like to change,
[23:12] ---
because it's always
associated with ninja tricks.
[23:15] ---
Ninja Art: Wardrobe Substitution!
[23:16] ---
Or something!
[23:18] ---
It's probably a foreign concept
to Dororo and his friends, though.
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
An unseasonable event
happens in the next episode.
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E28 - Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir! / Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
When something wonderful is about to happen,
[01:33] ---
don't you get a premonition
right from the moment you wake up?
[01:39] ---
It goes something like this...
[01:45] ---
Huh?
[01:47] ---
I-It seems awfully quiet today.
[01:51] ---
Ooh... It's freezing.
[01:57] ---
Wow!
[01:59] ---
It's snowing!
[02:03] ---
Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!
[02:10] ---
Wow...
[02:11] ---
What's going on? What could this be?
[02:15] ---
It keeps falling. It's making me feel happy.
[02:19] ---
It's so cold.
[02:20] ---
I don't know what this is for, but...
[02:23] ---
Keep up the good work.
[02:26] ---
These citizens of Pekopon are such dimwits.
[02:29] ---
I'm sure they'll be taken by surprise
[02:32] ---
when we unveil our latest plan.
[02:34] ---
After an elaborate search online,
[02:36] ---
I've come upon Pekoponians'
secret weakness.
[02:39] ---
Oh...
[02:40] ---
The Pekoponian cities
are practically defenseless
[02:44] ---
against natural disasters.
[02:47] ---
In particular,
[02:48] ---
when this white devil
called "snow" falls all around,
[02:52] ---
all vehicles, trains, airplanes,
and other modes of transportation, are paralyzed.
SIGN Transportation Paralyzed
[02:57] ---
That would be the perfect time
[02:59] ---
to use our highly-advanced technology.
SIGN Weather Satellite "Komawari"
[03:04] ---
The weather satellite "Komawari" allows us
[03:06] ---
to control the weather
of any particular region.
[03:11] ---
We'll cover Tokyo with snow
[03:13] ---
to make the citizens
vulnerable to our sudden attack, sir!
[03:17] ---
I'm quite impressed with this plan.
[03:21] ---
Yet another of my inventions
will play the starring role.
[03:24] ---
Current snow accumulation, 20 inches.
[03:27] ---
Huh?
[03:28] ---
The target level has been reached.
[03:31] ---
Or, like, working nicely?
[03:37] ---
Who would have thought
everything would be made beautiful
[03:40] ---
when covered in pure white?
[03:42] ---
I wish to be like that myself.
[03:46] ---
All right! Let's go!
[03:47] ---
Huh?
[03:48] ---
Let's invade Pekopon!
[03:58] ---
H-Hey... Are you all right?
[04:10] ---
Hey!
[04:13] ---
Let's go inside.
[04:14] ---
Hey, come back here!
[04:16] ---
Boy...
[04:17] ---
Now I see why city functions are paralyzed...
[04:21] ---
Let's invade Pekopon on a warmer day.
[04:24] ---
There's no point in doing it
when it's snowing outside.
[04:26] ---
You're the one who made it
snow everywhere.
[04:29] ---
We spent half our budget
on this invasion plan.
[04:34] ---
I know, I know.
[04:36] ---
I'll do it.
[04:38] ---
But since we aren't familiar with snow,
[04:41] ---
why don't we do some training first?
[04:44] ---
Hmph. I guess you're right.
[04:46] ---
Anyhow, since our stingy monster
makes a big fuss about the money...
[04:49] ---
You call me a monster?!
[04:51] ---
...our platoon will conduct
[04:53] ---
a special snow-bound training,
albeit reluctantly, I must say.
[04:57] ---
Reluctantly?
[04:59] ---
Well, in that case...
[05:01] ---
Let's have a snowball fight.
SIGN Snowball
fight?
SIGN Snowball
fight?
[05:03] ---
I don't know what a snowball fight is.
[05:06] ---
Did you get it?
[05:09] ---
There.
[05:15] ---
You Pekoponians sure know
a great deal about having fun.
[05:20] ---
Plus, this is a great combat exercise.
[05:24] ---
All right, Master Fuyuki!
[05:26] ---
I challenge you to a snowball battle, sir!
SIGN Snowball Fight
[05:32] ---
While we're at it,
[05:33] ---
why don't we play by the official rules?
[05:35] ---
The official rules? Such things exist?
[05:38] ---
Yes. According to the
Japan Snowball Fight Federation,
SIGN Official Rules Established in 1988
[05:40] ---
the official rules for snowball fights
were established in 1988.
[05:44] ---
Each team has seven players.
[05:46] ---
The goal is to capture the opponent's flag,
[05:48] ---
or force out the most
opposing players within three minutes.
[05:52] ---
Your head is just full
of useless information...
[05:54] ---
One, two, three, four...
[05:56] ---
Actually, the rules are
a lot more complicated than that.
[05:56] ---
Five, six, seven, eight...
[05:58] ---
But considering our limited number
of participants and space,
[05:58] ---
One, two, three, four...
[06:01] ---
we'll just arrange it Hinata family style.
[06:03] ---
And so, they decided to call in
Momoka-chan and Koyuki-chan to join them.
[06:06] ---
Here's how they were divided into teams.
SIGN The Red Team
SIGN The White Team
[06:14] ---
I'll try my best.
[06:15] ---
This brings back memories...
I feel like a child again...
[06:25] ---
Hm... I'm feeling real good.
[06:27] ---
A-Ah...
[06:28] ---
Excuse me, Fukki. May I suggest
a slight variation to the rules?
[06:32] ---
Instead of capturing flags,
[06:33] ---
why not rescue a prisoner
from each of our teams?
[06:36] ---
Wow! That sounds realistic!
[06:39] ---
Rock, paper, scissors.
[06:41] ---
What? I'm gonna be the prisoner?
[06:43] ---
Lady Natsumi is so bad at rock-paper-scissors,
it's almost impressive.
[06:47] ---
Leave me alone.
[06:48] ---
Rock, paper, scissors.
[06:50] ---
Scissors.
[06:51] ---
Oh no.
[06:52] ---
Too bad. I lose.
[06:55] ---
Your timing was a bit off,
so maybe we should do it again.
[06:59] ---
No. This is perfectly fine.
[07:01] ---
Oh...
[07:03] ---
I don't like this. I asked
to be a forward player.
[07:07] ---
You're like a beautiful damsel
in distress waiting to be rescued.
[07:14] ---
A damsel in distress?
[07:16] ---
In that case, I guess it's understandable.
[07:20] ---
I knew this would work because Natchi
is no good at rock-paper-scissors.
[07:25] ---
This way, the fighting potential
of the Red Team is drastically lower.
[07:28] ---
We'll do everything we can to defend you.
[07:31] ---
You're our important prisoner!
[07:35] ---
Natsumi, I promise I'll be
the one to rescue you.
[07:40] ---
Milady, please endure this for a while.
[07:43] ---
Ah...
[07:44] ---
I can't wait for Fuyuki-kun
to come and rescue me.
[07:48] ---
All right! My knight in
shining armor is on his way!
[07:52] ---
The match gets started!
[07:54] ---
The White Team has
Paul and Tamama as forwards,
[07:57] ---
while Fuyuki and Koyuki play defense.
[07:59] ---
The Red Team has
Keroro and Dororo as forwards,
[08:02] ---
while Mois and Giroro
defend their home turf.
[08:04] ---
You had better stay right behind me
so you don't get in my way, okay?
[08:08] ---
If you say so.
[08:09] ---
C'mon! The first attack!
[08:13] ---
Oh, no!
[08:14] ---
I'm out of ammo, sir!
[08:16] ---
I got you...
[08:21] ---
You still have a lot to learn, Tamama-kun.
[08:23] ---
Whoever gets hit by a snowball
has to leave the field.
[08:27] ---
Kero? W-What's that shadow?
[08:29] ---
I got you.
[08:38] ---
Take that!
[08:39] ---
Nooo!
[08:39] ---
How can you do that, Keroro-kun?
I thought we were friends...
[08:43] ---
Oops.
[08:44] ---
I thought we were friends...
[08:47] ---
Dororo relives a traumatic experience,
on top of getting tagged out.
[08:50] ---
Forgive me, Dororo.
[08:53] ---
I had to do that in
order to win this contest, sir.
[09:01] ---
Never let your guard down,
Master Keroro.
[09:04] ---
You're so good at this.
[09:08] ---
Weren't you going to win?
[09:11] ---
What am I supposed to do?
[09:13] ---
Giroro-san is supposed to be here
to defend with me, but he's gone.
[09:16] ---
Or, like, lonely battle?
[09:22] ---
Don't be afraid!
[09:23] ---
I have no intention of
striking you ladies in any way.
[09:26] ---
He's so agile.
[09:27] ---
Or, like, super ghostly?
[09:29] ---
I guess this means our team wins.
[09:31] ---
But wasn't Fuyuki-kun supposed
to be the one to rescue me here?
[09:35] ---
Master Fuyuki was assigned to play defense.
[09:37] ---
I'm afraid he won't be coming here.
[09:39] ---
What? Awww...
[09:42] ---
So what was the point
of volunteering to get tied up?!
[09:52] ---
Right before the target
is where a soldier is most vulnerable.
[09:55] ---
Clever tactics.
[09:57] ---
Right there!
[10:01] ---
How did he see through
my Hidden Quail technique?
[10:04] ---
Koyuki is tagged out.
SIGN Out
[10:06] ---
Now it's just between the two of us.
[10:13] ---
I think we've already
gone past three minutes.
[10:15] ---
Shouldn't this be over by now?
[10:18] ---
I'll go and check.
[10:24] ---
Wow...
[10:29] ---
That's intense.
[10:34] ---
I don't see how we can
tell those two to stop.
[10:37] ---
We're gonna have fun in the snow,
with or without them.
[10:41] ---
Snowball fights may be fun,
[10:42] ---
but all this snow would
be a waste without snowmen.
[10:46] ---
After playing all day in the snow,
[10:48] ---
eating a nice hot meal
is especially delicious, sir!
[10:53] ---
Huh?
[10:54] ---
Sarge? What's the matter?
[10:56] ---
All of a sudden,
I'm getting this itchy feeling.
[10:59] ---
Hey. I feel it, too.
[11:02] ---
That must be frostbite!
[11:03] ---
I guess you're naked, huh?
[11:06] ---
What?
[11:07] ---
Nobody told us that snow
had such a trap!
[11:13] ---
I can't stand it anymore, sir!
I'm through with snow!
[11:18] ---
And so, the people of planet Earth
[11:20] ---
are once again safe from the
threat of these alien invaders.
[11:24] ---
Oh. I just remembered...
[11:27] ---
A battle of endurance, huh?
Reminds me of my younger days.
[11:31] ---
What am I supposed to be doing here?
[11:37] ---
Give it a rest, guys...
SIGN Give it a rest.
SIGN Sinister
[11:47] ---
Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy...
[11:51] ---
These words seem to exist
to describe a certain person.
SIGN Malicious
SIGN Shadowy
[11:55] ---
The least popular character
of the Keroro Platoon.
SIGN Gloomy
[11:58] ---
None other than
Sergeant Major Kululu.
[12:03] ---
Hey.
SIGN Sergeant Major Kululu
[12:03] ---
I think you should redo my introduction.
[12:07] ---
Huh?
[12:08] ---
But... I'm just reading
what's written on the script...
[12:11] ---
You can read it yourself.
SIGN Audio Sinister, malicious, shadowy, gloomy... These words seem to have been invented exactly to describe him. He's the Keroro Platoon character you all love to hate. And his name is...
[12:12] ---
Sinister, malicious,
shadowy, gloomy... it's all there.
[12:15] ---
Ha. Is that really what the script says?
[12:18] ---
I see.
[12:20] ---
Oh, I know...
[12:26] ---
Don't you think the Keroro Platoon
lacks a certain something?
[12:30] ---
I think it's because the leader
is so mediocre.
[12:35] ---
But today,
I'll show you something awesome.
[12:38] ---
I hope you'll enjoy the show.
[12:46] ---
Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!
[12:51] ---
Fuyuki, could you take out
that noncombustible trash?
[12:55] ---
Sure thing.
[12:59] ---
Huh? What's this?
[13:03] ---
Is this garbage?
[13:05] ---
Who would leave something like this here?
[13:11] ---
Now, what kind of cute characters
are going to appear today?
[13:18] ---
What the heck are those?
[13:20] ---
Sis, someone's left
illegal waste in our backyard!
[13:24] ---
It looks like a creepy monster, and...
[13:28] ---
That's the same one I saw.
[13:30] ---
So, that was a game character.
[13:32] ---
No! Someone hacked my game!
[13:36] ---
*Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[13:46] ---
Fuyuki-kun dropped his handkerchief.
[13:49] ---
So I have an excuse to see him!
[14:08] ---
I put all my heart into
washing and ironing it all by myself.
[14:13] ---
I burned it a bit.
But it won't happen next time.
[14:17] ---
But then, being a little absentminded
may be something boys find attractive.
[14:22] ---
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
[14:24] ---
Don't be sorry, Momoka-chan.
What's important are your feelings...
[14:28] ---
Just kidding!
[14:32] ---
Wow! It's a picture of Fuyuki-kun! How lucky!
[14:36] ---
W-Wha....
[14:37] ---
What the heck is this?
SIGN Momoka Foi Foi
[14:45] ---
What is this?
[14:48] ---
Help me!
[14:54] ---
Huh?
[14:55] ---
Mois-chan!
[14:56] ---
I thought I heard
Nishizawa-san screaming just now.
[15:00] ---
What's that?
[15:01] ---
Dunno...
[15:02] ---
Or, like, a pest remover?
[15:06] ---
That hurt!
[15:08] ---
And that's what happened...
[15:11] ---
That's quite a disaster.
[15:14] ---
Sorry I dropped you on the ground.
[15:15] ---
I was just so surprised...
[15:17] ---
You don't deserve this.
[15:20] ---
Or, like, a pesky rampage?
[15:22] ---
But, why would anyone set up such a thing?
[15:26] ---
Nishizawa-san, I was just wondering...
SIGN Kukukukuku (heh heh heh heh heh)
[15:29] ---
By any chance, did you
hear any laughing like that?
[15:31] ---
Yes! I heard that!
[15:33] ---
It was totally Kululu!
[15:55] ---
What in the...?!
[16:15] ---
Stars in heaven.
[16:17] ---
Flowers on earth.
[16:18] ---
Love in our hearts. Is that not beautiful?
[16:21] ---
Huh?
[16:26] ---
Do something about him.
You're supposed to be the leader.
[16:29] ---
Huh?
[16:30] ---
It's a problem when I have to put out
the noncombustible trash!
[16:33] ---
I've had enough. Lock him up
in solitary confinement.
[16:36] ---
He is just so cruel.
[16:38] ---
'Tis a great betrayal!
[16:40] ---
Or, like, extreme nuisance?
[16:42] ---
Tell him to hand over that picture.
[16:44] ---
Hey, wait a sec.
[16:47] ---
I have no idea what you guys
are talking about.
[16:51] ---
I suggest you talk to the representative
SIGN Odd Job Dept.
[16:54] ---
of the Odd Job department.
[16:56] ---
Okay, fill out these forms
with the details of your complaints,
[17:00] ---
along with your names and addresses.
SIGN Address Name Date of Birth Phone Number Permanent Residence Occupation Educational History Skills・Qualifications
[17:02] ---
Hey. Is it okay if we just write
our birthdates in Keron years?
[17:06] ---
Converting Keron years into
Pekopon years isn't easy at all.
[17:09] ---
There are three sheets,
so be sure to fill them all out.
[17:13] ---
There.
[17:14] ---
We did everything you said.
[17:16] ---
Well, I've heard what you have
to say. But that'll be all for today.
[17:19] ---
Hey! What the heck \ndo you think you're doing?!
[17:23] ---
This is so irresponsible!
[17:24] ---
Yeesh. You won't be able to
enjoy your lives
[17:27] ---
if you let such small things
ruin your day, sir.
[17:31] ---
It's time for my...
[17:37] ---
Ortega's... Dom!
[17:47] ---
Kululu!
[17:49] ---
That jerkface!
SIGN Kululu
[17:55] ---
This is so repulsive.
[17:56] ---
He must really love his own face...
[17:59] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[18:00] ---
Come out and apologize to everyone!
[18:03] ---
That's right! Apologize!
SIGN Kululu
[18:04] ---
I don't want to.
[18:06] ---
Do you have any proof
that I did all those things?
[18:09] ---
Grr... I really hate him.
[18:11] ---
I'm going in there to talk to him.
[18:13] ---
I've always thought
his conduct was unbecoming.
[18:17] ---
Hey, Kululu!
[18:18] ---
Why don't the two of us
talk about this one-on-one?
[18:21] ---
C'mon, how about it?
[18:32] ---
I wonder if this'll work.
[18:35] ---
Ummm, I doubt it.
[18:42] ---
He makes no sense!
SIGN I knew it...
[18:43] ---
I knew it...
[18:45] ---
Maybe I should try it.
[18:47] ---
I know I'm just as wicked!
[18:54] ---
My future is bleak...
[18:57] ---
We did have a conversation,
[18:59] ---
but it felt like I was talking
to a brick wall or something.
[19:03] ---
He never listens to
anything I say to him...
[19:07] ---
He ignored me completely!
Who does he think he is?
[19:10] ---
He drives me crazy!
[19:14] ---
And so, one by one,
[19:16] ---
they all tried to talk some sense
into Sergeant Major Kululu,
[19:19] ---
but no one could handle
Kululu's sinister personality.
[19:24] ---
It seems that none of you
know how to handle him.
[19:27] ---
Which means...
[19:29] ---
As the leader, I shall demonstrate
my charismatic empathy technique.
SIGN Charismatic Empathy Technique
SIGN 1 minute later
[19:35] ---
One minute later...
[19:37] ---
I did it! Yahoo!
[19:40] ---
Look at what I got!
This isn't just any ordinary Gundam.
[19:43] ---
This is a collector's item
that was manufactured
[19:45] ---
based on the original design
stolen by the Zeon forces!
[19:48] ---
I always knew Kululu was a nice guy!
[19:51] ---
He really got his way with the sergeant.
[19:55] ---
Another failure... I guess
there's nothing else we can do.
[19:59] ---
Excuse me...
[20:00] ---
Huh?
[20:01] ---
I still haven't talked to him...
[20:04] ---
What?
[20:08] ---
Words have no effect on me.
[20:11] ---
I suggest you just stop wasting your time.
[20:14] ---
Excuse me...
[20:16] ---
Oh, it's her...
[20:19] ---
Isn't anyone else left
who's more of a challenge?
[20:24] ---
Ha.
[20:25] ---
This one might go running back
out in floods of tears...
[20:29] ---
Huh?
[20:31] ---
What... what's with her?
[20:36] ---
Why isn't she speaking at all?
[20:39] ---
Why don't you say something?
[20:43] ---
Why the heck are you staring at me?
[20:47] ---
Stop looking at me...
Stop looking at me with those eyes...
[20:54] ---
Mois's pure heart
[20:56] ---
radiated relentlessly
on Kululu's wicked heart.
[21:01] ---
What could he be making...?
[21:04] ---
And after one hour...
[21:07] ---
Huh?
[21:09] ---
Okay...
[21:10] ---
That's enough.
[21:12] ---
Stop staring at me with those sparkling eyes.
[21:15] ---
You did it! Mois-chan, you're the best!
[21:18] ---
Huh?
[21:20] ---
No matter how powerful
the sinister Kululu may be...
[21:23] ---
None of this would've happened
if you hadn't called me that!
[21:27] ---
...the sinister Kululu is no match
for a pure-hearted girl.
[21:31] ---
Or, like, girly pureness?
SIGN Naïve
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Kululu. Are you all
being hated by your friends?
[23:11] ---
But when you become a
genius like me, it's not a big deal.
[23:15] ---
After all, everyone needs my skills.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
In the next episode,
my acting spirit goes wild.
[23:23] ---
"Natsumi & Koyuki's
Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
E29 - Natsumi & Koyuki's Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir! / Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Autumn is the season of the arts,
so we bring you a story about a play.
[01:35] ---
What?! A play?
SIGN What?!
[01:37] ---
Did you say "play"?
[01:39] ---
That's right!
[01:40] ---
It's my first time directing,
and I want it to be a success!
[01:44] ---
Can you please help Yayoi?
[01:46] ---
N-No, thanks! You should be talking
to the Drama Club members!
[01:49] ---
You don't need us...
[01:50] ---
But it has to be you!
[01:51] ---
The actor's agility is crucial
to the success of this play!
SIGN Kissho Academy Jr. High School Drama Club Presents: Peter Pan
[01:55] ---
Peter Pan...
[01:56] ---
That sounds like fun!
Natsumi-san, come on, do it with me.
[02:01] ---
B-But I... I can't...
[02:04] ---
Let's do it!
[02:05] ---
Please, Natsumi!
[02:07] ---
Natsumi!
SIGN Drama Club
[02:12] ---
Peter Pan... I always knew
you would come back to me...
[02:17] ---
You must be looking for your shadow, right?
SIGN Emotionless
[02:21] ---
Emotionless...
[02:22] ---
P-P-P-Peter...
[02:26] ---
This is why I kept telling you
I didn't want to do this!
[02:31] ---
Natsumi & Koyuki's
Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!
[02:36] ---
Sis?
[02:37] ---
What happened to her?
[02:38] ---
Well, actually, we're going
to be helping the Drama Club.
[02:43] ---
But... How should I put it...
[02:46] ---
Oh, she's a terrible actor, isn't she?
SIGN Terrible
[02:48] ---
She's been bad at it since she was little.
[02:52] ---
An honor student with exceptional athletic skills
and incredible physical strength,
[02:57] ---
but when it comes to acting,
[02:58] ---
Lady Natsumi totally sucks. I see.
SIGN Sucks
SIGN Gero
[03:02] ---
I'm perfectly aware that
I'm not cut out for acting! I quit!
[03:07] ---
I'm sorry...
[03:08] ---
I didn't even think about
your feelings when I accepted...
[03:12] ---
It's just that I've never been able to
act in a play with my friends.
[03:17] ---
I thought it would be fun
if we could do this together.
[03:22] ---
That's why I was so happy
when she asked us.
[03:26] ---
But I'll be fine, really.
[03:28] ---
I'm gonna make it on my own somehow.
[03:30] ---
Koyuki-chan...
[03:35] ---
I see you're planning to run away
[03:37] ---
after crushing Lady Koyuki's
feelings underfoot.
[03:43] ---
Koyuki-chan. I'll try, after all!
[03:46] ---
Really?
[03:47] ---
Sis!
[03:48] ---
Well... I think I'll get by somehow
if I practice harder.
[03:55] ---
Look, Wendy.
[03:57] ---
Flying is actually an easy thing, see?
[04:00] ---
Why don't you try it out yourself?
[04:02] ---
Wait, Peter Pan... I don't think
I can do it... I'm so afraid...
[04:11] ---
Still emotionless.
SIGN Still emotionless
[04:12] ---
Boy, that was painful to watch.
[04:17] ---
Stupid frog.
[04:18] ---
The moment you step on stage,
you have to lose your own identity.
[04:22] ---
Yes... you become someone else,
a girl with a Wendy mask on.
[04:28] ---
Are you willing to take
my special training program
[04:31] ---
to make this play with
Lady Koyuki a success, ma'am?
[04:34] ---
Special training?
[04:36] ---
The question is... are you
willing to complete my training?
[04:42] ---
You can do it, Natsumi-san!
[04:44] ---
Okay! I'll do it.
[04:49] ---
Hey. Are you sure this is
gonna help improve my acting?
[04:53] ---
You lack focus!
[04:57] ---
What did you do that for?
[04:58] ---
In acting, you must learn to detach yourself.
[05:01] ---
Look at Lady Koyuki.
[05:03] ---
She has banished all other thoughts
[05:05] ---
and is concentrating just
on stacking those matches.
[05:07] ---
Now, try again!
[05:11] ---
Your hands are too sloppy, you idiot.
[05:13] ---
This is amazing.
[05:14] ---
The terrifying sergeant is back.
[05:17] ---
Hang in there, Sis.
[05:19] ---
Although your training
doesn't look meaningful...
[05:21] ---
Just trust what the sergeant says.
[05:24] ---
I have also had the pleasure
[05:26] ---
of training under Keroro-kun several times.
[05:29] ---
Dororo-kun, you're a tree,
so don't move, okay?
[05:32] ---
Okay... I got it.
[05:35] ---
A peach isn't supposed to talk.
[05:37] ---
A turnip isn't supposed to cry.
[05:40] ---
Now that I think about it,
[05:42] ---
all I got were dull roles
with no speaking lines...
[05:46] ---
Seems his trauma switch is turned on again.
[05:50] ---
It's time for Sumomo's pop idol seminar!
[05:52] ---
First, the basics of a cute pose.
[05:56] ---
See?
[05:57] ---
L-Like this?
[05:59] ---
No, no. Raise your legs higher,
stick out your chest,
[06:03] ---
and bend your arms.
[06:05] ---
L-Like this?
[06:07] ---
And so, with help from the
intergalactic pop idol Sumomo-chan,
SIGN Uses for bread crust bread crumbs fried bread as an eraser
[06:09] ---
and Lavie, who had a short stint
as an actress here on planet Earth,
[06:15] ---
Natsumi's hard work paid off
and her acting improved dramatically.
[06:19] ---
Oh, Peter Pan...
[06:21] ---
I always knew you'd come back to me.
[06:24] ---
It's as if she really is Wendy herself.
[06:24] ---
You must be looking for your shadow, right?
[06:27] ---
There isn't anything left
for me to teach her, sir.
[06:31] ---
You're kidding me.
[06:33] ---
Finally, the day of the school play comes.
SIGN The Drama Club Presents: Peter Pan
[06:40] ---
Oh no... I'm getting butterflies...
[06:43] ---
Don't worry! You've worked so hard.
[06:46] ---
I'll be right here by your side.
[06:48] ---
Koyuki-chan... yeah!
[06:51] ---
Okay, we're about to start.
Raise the curtain.
[07:01] ---
Hey, stop. Be still, my beating heart.
[07:05] ---
What was my first line, now?
[07:09] ---
Oh, Peter Pan... I always knew
you would come back to me.
[07:15] ---
Sis!
[07:16] ---
Natsumi-san!
SIGN Akebono Diner
[07:17] ---
Natsumi...
[07:22] ---
I'm going to try it, Peter Pan...
[07:24] ---
I'm going to believe that I can fly...
[07:29] ---
I am Wendy.
[07:38] ---
It's Saburo-senpai!
[07:41] ---
Wendy?
[07:43] ---
Natsumi-san?
[07:46] ---
Oh... P-Peter Pan.
[07:50] ---
I always knew you'd come back to me.
[07:55] ---
You m-m-must b-b-be...
[08:00] ---
Sis...
[08:01] ---
Or, like, fishy weirdo?
[08:02] ---
Wow, she is really bad...
[08:05] ---
All that hard training went right out the window in a single instant!
SIGN Hohohohoho...
[08:12] ---
Oh... P-P-Peter P-P-Pan...
[08:12] ---
Natsumi! You dreadful child!
[08:15] ---
Natsumi-san... no, Wendy,
get a hold of yourself!
[08:19] ---
Wendy! Wendy!
[08:21] ---
Cut, cut!
[08:23] ---
You're terrible. Absolutely hopeless.
[08:26] ---
What was all that practice for?
[08:29] ---
Y-You stupid frog!
[08:30] ---
Give me that!
[08:32] ---
Oh, Peter Pan.
[08:34] ---
I always knew you'd come back to me.
[08:37] ---
You must be looking for your shadow, right?
[08:40] ---
I've been waiting all this time
for you to show up.
[08:45] ---
Oh, Peter Pan!
[08:50] ---
Oh, Peter...
[08:52] ---
What the heck do you think
you're doing here?!
[08:59] ---
Who's that?
[09:05] ---
They loved it.
[09:06] ---
This is it!
[09:10] ---
I don't know who you are,
but keep the ad-libs going!
[09:14] ---
Oh, Peter Pan.
I always knew you'd come back...
[09:17] ---
Why the heck did you come back?
[09:19] ---
Well, actually, I'm not sure myself...
[09:21] ---
Are you sure about this, Yayoi?
[09:23] ---
Unplanned acts and ad-libs!
This is what a live stage is all about!
[09:27] ---
L-Lady Natsumi.
[09:29] ---
Don't be so rough...
[09:30] ---
Until you feel pain, you just won't get it.
[09:33] ---
She's right. You're gonna get it, you pirate.
[09:35] ---
Pirate?
[09:37] ---
Yes, of course. I'm supposed
to be the pirate, Captain Hook.
[09:42] ---
And the show must go on
until the curtain falls, sir!
SIGN Soul of an Actor
[09:46] ---
You puny little...
[09:48] ---
I'll feed you to the sharks, sir!
[09:55] ---
Wow!
[09:58] ---
How dare you...? Stop flying around!
[10:01] ---
Mr. Sergeant's really into his role.
[10:04] ---
He is truly a fool for theatrics.
[10:06] ---
No. He's just a fool.
[10:15] ---
Stupid frog...!
[10:18] ---
L-Lady Natsumi, this is
just a play. A play, ma'am...
[10:27] ---
Now!
[10:30] ---
And so... thanks to Wendy
and Peter Pan's brave acts,
[10:33] ---
peace once again reigned in Neverland.
[10:36] ---
Hurray! Hurray!
[10:39] ---
Thank you very much, Wendy.
And you, Peter Pan.
[10:41] ---
We will always remember you
as long as we live!
[10:45] ---
Goodbye! Goodbye!
[10:49] ---
Is that really how Peter Pan goes?
[10:51] ---
I dunno...
[10:53] ---
That was awesome.
[10:57] ---
I was really worried there.
[11:00] ---
I'm so happy for you, Natsumi-san.
[11:02] ---
Oh, boy... She'd better be grateful to me.
[11:06] ---
It's a good thing I was there
to save the day.
[11:12] ---
You just appeared in front of
everyone like that.
[11:17] ---
You think you're gonna
get away with that?!
[11:18] ---
Listen. From now on,
you are forbidden to wear those
[11:22] ---
stupid-looking suits of yours!
[11:23] ---
Gero!
SIGN Banning of the Human Suit
[11:25] ---
Without it, I can't even
go buy my Gundam models, sir!
[11:28] ---
That's the least of your worries.
All the attention you drew
[11:31] ---
led the whole Hinata
household to a major crisis.
[11:33] ---
What major crisis, you ask?
Find out after the break.
[11:36] ---
Please don't leave!
[11:47] ---
It's been about half a year
since we began our broadcasts,
[11:50] ---
and Sergeant Keroro is
feeling quite comfortable
[11:52] ---
living here on Earth.
[11:54] ---
Welcome to our store!
[12:00] ---
Oh. I don't need a plastic bag.
I'm eco-conscious, sir!
[12:06] ---
Yeah... just a little too comfortable.
[12:12] ---
Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!
SIGN Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
SIGN Ooba
[12:20] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet!
[12:23] [SONG] ---
A-kero!
[12:24] [SONG] ---
We came here to the blue Pekopon.
[12:25] ---
Mom...
[12:26] ---
Shhh... Stop staring.
[12:28] [SONG] ---
What the heck are we even doing here?
[12:40] ---
Oh, no! How could I have
let that happen?
[12:50] ---
Have to be more careful.
[12:53] [SONG] ---
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro!
[12:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro...
[13:02] ---
Did you get a shot of it
when it exposed itself?
[13:05] ---
I... I didn't get it.
[13:07] ---
Darn! Sports Day...
the Drama Club's play.
[13:11] ---
What is that thing that keeps showing up
at the Kissho Academy events?
[13:15] ---
Introducing new characters!
[13:17] ---
Three members of the
Kissho Academy Newspaper Club,
SIGN Kissho Academy Newspaper Club
[13:20] ---
otherwise known as KGS,
are stalking Sergeant Keroro.
[13:22] ---
If we find out the true nature
of that frog-head creature,
[13:24] ---
we're gonna have a real big scoop.
[13:26] ---
Yeah.
[13:27] ---
I'm going to grab Hinata Fuyuki by his neck,
and make him spill the beans.
[13:30] ---
But we'll need a picture to prove it.
[13:33] ---
All we need is...
[13:34] ---
...a simple fabrication.
[13:35] ---
A fabrication can be defined
as a lie that looks convincingly true.
SIGN Fabrication
[13:39] ---
Hinata Fuyuki. Doesn't this
creature look familiar to you?
[13:45] ---
Wow, that's one of the worst
Photoshop jobs I've ever seen.
[13:49] ---
Why, you... are you trying to deny it?
[13:51] ---
We know you have a connection to him.
[13:55] ---
Look here. A picture taken during Sports Day.
[13:57] ---
And here's one when he
broke into the school play.
[14:00] ---
There're all kinds of people.
[14:03] ---
You'd better not judge people by their looks.
[14:06] ---
E-Evading our questions
won't do you any good.
[14:09] ---
We saw this frog-like
creature go into your house.
[14:10] ---
Um... well... uh... um... uh...
[14:14] ---
That's right. Just admit to us
that you know him!
[14:18] ---
Knock it off, already!
[14:21] ---
Fuyuki-kun says he doesn't know.
[14:23] ---
If you have a problem with that,
[14:24] ---
then you're gonna have to
go through me...
[14:26] ---
Nishizawa-san, never mind them.
[14:28] ---
Let's go.
[14:28] ---
Oh, Fuyuki-kun, you mustn't...
[14:31] ---
W-Wait!
[14:34] ---
If only I hadn't insisted on
joining that school play,
[14:35] ---
none of this would have happened.
[14:38] ---
I feel like it's all my fault.
[14:41] ---
It's not really anyone's fault, Koyuki-dono.
[14:45] ---
Sarge! Did you go out again
in that ridiculous suit?
[14:50] ---
Gero?
[14:52] ---
I guess you did.
[14:53] ---
Well, I was looking for volume 9
of the Captain Geroro series,
SIGN Captain Geroro
[14:57] ---
and I had to go to the next town.
[15:00] ---
So you went out again looking like that...
[15:04] ---
Lady Natsumi... You're kinda early today...
SIGN Use Prohibited Do not use!
SIGN Forbidden for the time being No dinner if you touch it
SIGN Increased chores if you use it Forbidden
[15:12] ---
And as you can see,
Fuyuki-dono is now in a very tight situation.
[15:16] ---
It's much more of a problem than that.
[15:19] ---
This has major ramifications
to our staying here.
[15:21] ---
Who cares? Our first priority
is to get back my Pekoponian suit!
[15:24] ---
Otherwise, I won't be able to go out
SIGN Comic books
SIGN Gundam Models
[15:25] ---
and buy comic books or Gundam models!
[15:29] ---
He is still whining.
[15:31] ---
Just ignore him.
SIGN Warning
[15:37] ---
Intruders have been detected
on the Hinata household property.
[15:40] ---
They sure didn't waste any time.
[15:44] ---
Man, they've got guts, storming in here
with only the three of them.
[15:48] ---
Let us give them a big welcome!
[15:51] ---
Yeah!
[15:52] ---
Keroro-kun?
[15:55] ---
They are to blame for my loss of freedom.
SIGN False Accusations?!
[15:59] ---
No... Actually, that's not true...
[16:03] ---
All this pain and hatred will be
directed towards those Pekoponians!
SIGN Taking it out on them?
[16:10] ---
But... you're just taking it out on them.
[16:17] ---
We're in. Now we can get
conclusive footage.
[16:21] ---
I want a shot of that frog-like guy
with Hinata Fuyuki.
[16:24] ---
Leave it up to me.
[16:26] ---
I don't care how you do it.
We have freedom of the press.
[16:29] ---
Roger.
[16:44] ---
This feels great.
[16:49] ---
I'll t-take a shot of that
frog-head later.
[17:01] ---
Who do you think you are, jerkface?
SIGN Giro
[17:06] ---
I hope the sergeant isn't too depressed.
[17:13] ---
You've got it wrong if
you think all I do is take notes.
[17:17] ---
I, Tsukigami Chiruyo,
am the most nimble person at KGS.
[17:22] ---
The truth is,
Fuyuki-kun's pretty much my type.
[17:26] ---
But I've always kept it a secret
from the Desk Chief.
[17:35] ---
You fail as a ninja.
[17:38] ---
You are still green.
You must be more inconspicuous.
[17:57] ---
What kind of room is this?
[17:59] ---
Comic books and plastic models...
[18:01] ---
It seems too childish for
someone like Hinata Fuyuki.
[18:05] ---
I'm sure there's a secret
hidden in this room.
[18:09] ---
Who would put a refrigerator there?
[18:12] ---
How suspicious.
[18:13] ---
My journalistic instincts
are telling me that.
[18:26] ---
Owwwww!
[18:31] ---
Where am I? What just happened?
[18:35] ---
Welcome to the Kululu Alter-World.
SIGN Gohgohgohgoh...
[18:41] ---
W-What's that?
SIGN Gohgohgohgoh...
SIGN Jealousy
[18:44] ---
Jealousy. Send me jealousy
from around the world, now!
SIGN Gohgohgohgoh...
[18:51] ---
Tamama top secret attack!
SIGN I'm jealous of you Me, too. Me, too.
[18:53] ---
Jealousy Shot!
SIGN Jealousy Shot
[19:12] ---
W-What next?
[19:17] ---
You've got some nerve,
following me around.
[19:21] ---
Y-You're the...
[19:24] ---
On top of that, you even bothered Master Fuyuki.
[19:28] ---
You're not going to get away with this.
[19:30] ---
Chief-kun.
[19:32] ---
Guys...?!
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
SIGN Dorodorodoro...
SIGN Girogirogiro...
SIGN Girogirogiro... Gerogerogero... Dorodorodoro... Tamatamatama...
[19:41] ---
I had no idea there were so many of you.
SIGN Kulukulukulu...
[19:46] ---
Thanks for volunteering for my experiment.
[19:50] ---
Experiment?!
[19:51] ---
You'll be the guinea pig for my latest weapon.
[19:53] ---
W-What are you talking about?
[19:56] ---
Just trust me.
[19:58] ---
Click!
[20:01] ---
You see? Looks good, doesn't it?
[20:14] ---
I think they've all had enough, Sarge.
[20:16] ---
Gero?
[20:17] ---
Oh, Master Fuyuki.
[20:19] ---
It's cruel to punish them more.
[20:21] ---
What?
[20:22] ---
Just when we're about to have some real fun.
[20:25] ---
Please spare them, Sarge. Okay?
[20:28] ---
Hmm...
[20:29] ---
Well, if that's what Master Fuyuki wants.
[20:32] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN Darn
[20:34] ---
Click.
[20:44] ---
Fuyuki-kun! Thank you very much!
[20:46] ---
Thank you! Thank you!
[20:47] ---
Hold it. We're gonna have to
erase their memories.
[20:53] ---
Please let them keep their memories.
[20:56] ---
But, look here...
[20:58] ---
We do not want everyone on Pekopon
to find out about us.
[21:01] ---
Don't worry! It'll be fine.
[21:06] ---
The following day...
SIGN Scoop! Mystery at the Hinata Household Aliens do exist!!
[21:09] ---
You've gotta believe us.
SIGN 5 frog-type aliens!!
SIGN Powerful space creature!
[21:11] ---
There were five of those
alien frog creatures!
SIGN Underground secret base!
SIGN Soldiers to invade Earth?!
SIGN The leader's hobby is Gundam models!
[21:16] ---
Believe me!
[21:17] ---
How ridiculous.
[21:19] ---
That sounds like something from a comic book.
[21:20] ---
Let's see some proof.
[21:23] ---
W-We're telling the truth, I tell you!
[21:25] ---
We saw it with our own eyes!
[21:27] ---
Frog-type aliens do exist!
[21:27] ---
They completely turned their backs
on Fuyuki's trust.
[21:30] ---
But... no one in school believed them.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
I'm Taruru. I seriously admire Master Tamama!
[23:10] ---
Members of the Keroro Platoon
so heavily depend on him
[23:13] ---
that they're totally lost without him.
[23:16] ---
I'm serious. Master Tamama
told me that in his letters.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
In the next episode, a little
Keronian greenhorn appears.
[23:23] ---
"Tamama: The Boy Who Came
From Planet Keron, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E30 - Tamama: The Boy Who CameFrom Planet Keron, Sir! / Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Autumn, when the sky is high and clear
and the horses grow fat and sturdy.
[01:39] ---
Chesto!
[01:41] ---
One man has been training hard,
night and day, to better his craft.
[01:49] ---
Tamama Impact!
[02:00] ---
Tama-chan, that was incredible.
[02:01] ---
Impressive, I must say.
You really nailed it this time.
[02:04] ---
Nah, it was something special really...
[02:07] ---
Although I do have mixed feelings
about watching an invader improve.
[02:12] ---
When the time comes,
I will not be holding back, Paul.
SIGN Emergency Situation Danger Alert
[02:16] ---
Emergency... emergency...
[02:19] ---
A UFO has entered the atmosphere,
and it's approaching rapidly.
[02:23] ---
It's predicted to land at...
[02:30] ---
Tamama: The Boy Who Came
From Planet Keron, Sir!
[02:38] ---
What could it be?
[02:40] ---
Momoka-sama, please stay back.
[02:42] ---
Could it be...
[02:53] ---
...Taruru?!
[02:56] ---
Master Tamama! How have you been?
[03:00] ---
W-What's up with you? What a surprise.
[03:02] ---
I was chosen to represent
our nursery class to come and see
[03:06] ---
the great things Master Tamama,
our respected elder, is doing.
[03:13] ---
So I used this space-wide
holiday week to visit you!
[03:17] ---
Um, Tama-chan...
[03:18] ---
How about introducing us to your friend?
[03:22] ---
I already know who you are.
[03:24] ---
You must be the
bipolar beast-human, Momoka.
SIGN Bipolar Beast-human
[03:26] ---
And you're the cold-blooded
mechanical man, Paul.
SIGN Cold-Blooded Mechanical Man
[03:29] ---
You two are the vicious Pekoponian pair
that Master captured as pets
[03:33] ---
after an epic battle!
[03:35] ---
Actually... it was... you see...
[03:38] ---
H-How do I put it, uh...
[03:41] ---
What I meant was...
they are as friendly as pets, you see...
[03:46] ---
What a funny way to put it, eh?
[03:50] ---
I must admit, I'm terribly disappointed.
[03:55] ---
Anyway, Master!
[03:56] ---
You said your secret base is located
beneath the Hinata household, right?
[04:03] ---
W-Wait for me, Taruru!
Do not go there without me!
SIGN All about Formalin Power
[04:13] ---
Sis, did you hear something just now?
[04:15] ---
It's just the TV.
[04:17] ---
So this is it.
[04:18] ---
Hey, Taruru. Don't forget
we're in enemy territory.
[04:21] ---
You can't wander off...
[04:22] ---
Let's charge!
[04:24] ---
Hey, wait!
[04:28] ---
W-What the heck's that?
[04:30] ---
There you are!
[04:31] ---
T-T-T-T-Taruru!
[04:33] ---
Master. It's them, right?
[04:36] ---
The violent organic entity, Natsumi.
SIGN Violent Organic Entity
[04:38] ---
Violent?
[04:39] ---
Can't swim, can't run, and totally pathetic.
[04:42] ---
He's got three strikes against him.
[04:43] ---
This must be the totally unathletic Fuyuki!
SIGN Three Strikes
[04:46] ---
It's true that I don't know how to swim...
[04:49] ---
He just means that you can
stand against bad guys!
[04:52] ---
And the value of a person is not
determined by athletic ability!
[04:57] ---
But, these guys...
[04:59] ---
I heard Master Tamama saved them
from being thrown into the dungeon,
[05:03] ---
but they don't seem too grateful.
[05:06] ---
Hey, you. Aren't you forgetting
to salute Master Tamama?
[05:09] ---
More importantly, Taruru...
[05:11] ---
Yes, you're right! I came here
to see the secret base,
[05:15] ---
and not to waste time
with these worthless ingrates.
[05:21] ---
Um...
[05:23] ---
Actually...
[05:27] ---
I... I will come back and explain!
[05:31] ---
Wow!
[05:35] ---
This is incredible. Is this that
much-talked-about secret base?
[05:39] ---
W-Well, yeah...
[05:41] ---
I will just give him a quick tour,
then send him straight home.
[05:47] ---
Oh, yeah, Master Tamama!
[05:48] ---
Didn't they make you
platoon leader here recently?
[05:51] ---
Y-Yeah.
[05:53] ---
But why did you give up
your position so quickly?
[05:56] ---
W-Well, the truth is...
although that was the order,
[06:00] ---
I believed Sergeant Keroro
was the most appropriate choice
[06:03] ---
to lead the team in
conquering Pekopon.
[06:05] ---
So I risked my career
trying to convince the brass.
[06:07] ---
I'm impressed! Usually, people
only think of their own promotions!
[06:13] ---
Yet you considered not only
what was best for the team,
[06:16] ---
but also how to show your gratitude
to Sergeant Keroro for helping you!
[06:19] ---
That's not something
just anyone would do!
[06:24] ---
Well, it is really something to brag about.
[06:26] ---
Remember to always respect your elders, okay?
[06:30] ---
Yes, sir!
[06:35] ---
It's the Keroro Platoon
Communications and Weapons Expert,
[06:37] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu.
[06:38] ---
Is he your disciple?
[06:40] ---
Y-Yes. He just wanted to look around.
[06:45] ---
Wow! It's really him!
[06:46] ---
Sinister, gloomy and unpopular.
[06:49] ---
A lucky man, allowed to join the platoon
[06:50] ---
only because of his talent for inventions!
[06:53] ---
Isn't that right?
[06:55] ---
You should be glad that
Master Tamama has a good heart.
[06:58] ---
He was able to convince the higher-ups
[07:00] ---
that even someone with the worst possible
character deserves a chance,
[07:03] ---
as long as he has talent.
[07:05] ---
We all should be as kind as you are, Master!
[07:12] ---
Hey, see you around! Stay strong,
even if you are unpopular!
[07:15] ---
This is bad...
[07:23] ---
And that must be Corporal Giroro.
[07:25] ---
He sure is a sharpshooter, just as I heard.
[07:28] ---
I... I guess so...
[07:29] ---
He tends to go solo,
but ends up causing a mess,
[07:31] ---
which has earned him
the nickname Clumsy Giroro.
[07:34] ---
But his exceptional knowledge of weapons
landed him a position in the Keroro Platoon.
[07:38] ---
You've saved his butt
many times, right, Master?
[07:43] ---
Y-Yeah. I always take care
of the aftermath.
[07:47] ---
H-He cannot hear us. S-Surely not.
SIGN Super Long-eared
[07:52] ---
It seems he can hear you.
[08:00] ---
There's something in that room, isn't there?
[08:03] ---
H-Hey, Taruru!
[08:08] ---
You even grow edible plants
for the Pekoponians?
[08:14] ---
Is something wrong?
[08:15] ---
Oh, n-no...
[08:18] ---
Just wanted to make sure
Lance Corporal Dororo was not around.
[08:20] ---
I keep telling him not to mess around
with the enemy's crops,
[08:24] ---
but he is so stubborn,
he will not listen to reason.
[08:27] ---
Oh, I know who that is!
It's Lance Corporal Dororo, isn't it?
[08:30] ---
He makes such a
weak impression on people
[08:31] ---
that he was the last one
to return to the platoon,
[08:33] ---
and no one even listens to him
during the meetings, right?
[08:37] ---
Yeah. But I find him so pitiful,
[08:40] ---
sometimes I listen to his ideas
just to make him feel better.
[08:43] ---
Wow...
[08:44] ---
Oh! I remember, the Fill the Town
with Flowers Master Plan, right?
[08:48] ---
Correct. Thinking back,
that was a stupid operation.
[08:52] ---
Gotta hand it to you, Master Tamama!
[08:54] ---
You're so fair, listening
to even the lamest opinions.
[08:58] ---
Oh. Is the control room
located over there?
[09:02] ---
I told you to wait for me!
[09:10] ---
Awesome!
[09:11] ---
So this is the Mission Control Room.
[09:13] ---
W-Well, now that you have
seen all that there is to see...
SIGN The Legendary Room
[09:19] ---
That must be the room
of the legend himself!
[09:22] ---
That room is where the gigantic robot
to conquer Pekopon is being built!
[09:29] ---
He's watching video after video
to help him conquer Pekopon.
SIGN Dangale
[09:34] ---
Or he's healing his body
covered with wounds from battle!
[09:40] ---
I cannot let him see what is inside there.
[09:42] ---
I'm gonna ask for his autograph!
[09:45] ---
Excuse me!
[09:46] ---
Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
SIGN Iced Tea
[10:01] ---
Um, excuse me... I'm Taruru,
a disciple of Master Tamama.
[10:05] ---
C-Can I have your autograph?
[10:09] ---
I can sense it.
[10:12] ---
Um... I can't have your
autograph? But why is that?
[10:19] ---
Because you are a stupid kid.
[10:26] ---
He's so cool!
[10:29] ---
C-C'mon. We shouldn't be bugging the sergeant.
[10:37] ---
So, what did you think, Lady Mois?
[10:38] ---
You were wonderful, Uncle.
[10:40] ---
I knew it.
[10:41] ---
I always thought I kinda looked
like Lieutenant Commander Char.
[10:46] ---
Or, like, super clear-cut?
[10:48] ---
Well... nobody ever likes to admit
[10:51] ---
to mistakes due to his own youth.
[10:55] ---
Oh, by the way, who was that
Keronian boy who was just here?
[10:58] ---
Dunno.
[11:01] ---
Everything was so inspiring!
[11:02] ---
I even got told off by the
platoon leader Keroro himself!
[11:05] ---
I'm going to work even harder
[11:08] ---
so that next time,
he won't call me a kid!
[11:09] ---
R-Right. You do that.
[11:11] ---
Always remember that
the future is in our hands.
[11:16] ---
Master, take care of yourself!
[11:19] ---
Yeah!
[11:20] ---
And the same to you!
[11:24] ---
Good grief.
[11:25] ---
I never imagined how hard it is
to be a role model to the young ones.
[11:28] ---
Master Tamama...
[11:31] ---
Let me show you how brutal
a violent organic entity can be.
[11:36] ---
Let's see now. It's time
for some shooting practice.
[11:39] ---
With a live target.
[11:41] ---
So you call me
a "beast-human" behind my back.
[11:45] ---
A cold-blooded monster like myself
shouldn't have any objections.
[11:47] ---
The mouth can be its own downfall...
[11:50] ---
I may not know how to swim, but...
[11:55] ---
Please forgive me!
[11:57] ---
Sometimes, it's hard to avoid the temptation,
[11:59] ---
but it's never right to lie
to make yourself look better.
[12:03] ---
I hope we all learned a lesson here.
[12:12] ---
This is the Nishizawa mansion.
[12:16] ---
And in their private
medical room in the basement,
[12:18] ---
surprising findings calculated by the
super computer are about to be revealed.
[12:25] ---
Here we go!
[12:26] ---
Compared to last time,
favorable impression rate is up 1.27%.
[12:30] ---
Intimacy rate is up 2.55%.
[12:32] ---
Devotion rate is up 0.33%.
SIGN Clench
[12:37] ---
Based on all these figures,
[12:39] ---
let us calculate exactly where the
relationship stands right now.
[12:42] ---
Yes, sir!
[12:46] ---
Why, this...
[12:48] ---
Oh, wow!
[12:53] ---
Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!
[13:00] ---
All right...
[13:01] ---
Time for my daily training
to be the ultimate warrior.
[13:06] ---
Momocchi! What happened?!
[13:10] ---
Tama-chan... promise me
you won't tell anybody, okay?
[13:14] ---
You are talking to Tamama.
You can trust me to keep a secret.
[13:19] ---
The truth is...
[13:20] ---
Yada yada yada!
And that's what she said.
[13:24] ---
Oh? So she thinks she'd
get closer to Master Fuyuki
[13:26] ---
if she had the developed body
of an adult woman.
[13:29] ---
She told me not to tell anyone else,
so I'm only telling this to you.
SIGN Blabbermouth
[13:35] ---
Blabbermouth.
[13:36] ---
I see... a more mature look, huh?
SIGN Fantasy
[13:40] ---
I wish I could buy a pile of Gundam models
[13:41] ---
all at once like some adult hobbyists do.
SIGN Buy like an adult
[13:45] ---
Buy like an adult!
[13:46] ---
Say, Tamama-kun,
[13:47] ---
the Nishizawa family you're staying with
is quite rich, right?
[13:52] ---
Oh, yes.
[13:52] ---
Whenever there's a TV show
about the richest people in the world,
[13:57] ---
they're asked to appear!
[14:00] ---
Is that so...?
[14:02] ---
Everybody!
[14:07] ---
What's all this racket?
[14:09] ---
An emergency meeting?
[14:12] ---
I've decided on our next operation.
[14:15] ---
What?
[14:16] ---
It's a solid plan that will help us
secure an enormous amount of funds
[14:20] ---
that we need for our Pekopon invasion.
[14:24] ---
Okay...
[14:26] ---
One, two. One, two.
[14:29] ---
Keep your back straight.
[14:31] ---
And twist those hips.
[14:33] ---
You mean, like this?
[14:35] ---
Oh, my God. This is a problem!
[14:40] ---
Listen to me.
[14:41] ---
In order to be an adult,
first, you need a healthy body.
[14:44] ---
Right.
[14:45] ---
That's right. Fuyuki-kun grew up
[14:47] ---
surrounded by his gorgeous mother
and his pretty sister.
[14:51] ---
So I bet he only sees me as a kid.
[14:56] ---
I need to... I need to...
[14:58] ---
I must...
SIGN Clench
[15:01] ---
I must become as attractive as
the two grown women in his family!
[15:10] ---
Oh! No violence!
[15:14] ---
That's not what you call healthy,
that's just violent.
[15:17] ---
I... I'm terribly sorry...
[15:21] ---
You can do it, Milady.
SIGN Clench
SIGN Ding Dong
[15:28] ---
What unusual visitors.
[15:35] ---
Awesome! This is even bigger
than Dororo's home on Pekopon!
[15:40] ---
It makes you feel stupid to go out
and make an honest living.
[15:44] ---
Ridiculous. All this will be ours
after we conquer Pekopon.
[15:48] ---
Why, this is a surprise.
[15:50] ---
All my friends came over?
[15:53] ---
I'm home, Momocchi!
[15:56] ---
I forgot that brat actually lives here.
[16:00] ---
Oh, but, Momocchi! The sergeant
and his friends are not here for a visit!
[16:05] ---
Huh?
[16:06] ---
Actually, we heard a rumor
[16:08] ---
that Lady Momoka wants to have
the look of a lovely adult woman.
[16:13] ---
Grr. Someone must have spilled the beans.
SIGN Gulp
[16:17] ---
Giku!
[16:18] ---
There's nothing to worry about.
[16:20] ---
We're here to see if we can help you with that.
[16:24] ---
Oh, really?
[16:26] ---
Stop right there. We do not
allow solicitors at our house.
[16:29] ---
Why don't you put a lid on it, Paul?
[16:31] ---
M-My apologies.
[16:33] ---
Gero gero gero!
[16:35] ---
Okay, so why don't you take
a look at what we brought?
[16:38] ---
First, this one. It's a great product
that's so easy to use.
[16:41] ---
Just for Pekoponians,
an all-purpose modeling software.
SIGN Product Number 001 All-Purpose Modeling Software
[16:46] ---
How do you actually use that product?
[16:48] ---
Watch. First, you insert
the CD like this, ma'am.
SIGN Installing
SIGN Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[16:55] ---
After that, you just enter the data you want.
[17:01] ---
Installation... complete.
SIGN Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[17:03] ---
*The password is...
[17:06] ---
*Giroro and Corporal.
[17:09] ---
*Giroro... Corporal...
[17:12] ---
And not only that. Just look at this.
[17:14] ---
Increase bust size.
[17:16] ---
And the hips.
[17:21] ---
You can have whatever body you want.
[17:23] ---
That dream body of yours
is just a click of a button away.
[17:26] ---
I suppose that's really lovely.
[17:28] ---
But it's just so angular...
[17:31] ---
What? Well, if you say so.
[17:34] ---
How about this one?
SIGN Product Number 002 Steel Virgin
[17:35] ---
If you're worried about cost, then this is it.
[17:38] ---
The design was based on
medieval Pekopon torture devices,
[17:41] ---
so it's perfectly safe.
[17:43] ---
C'mon, Giroro. Get in.
[17:46] ---
As you can see, after you're all set inside,
[17:48] ---
just ask someone to wind this
as far as he can.
[17:55] ---
In the meantime,
[17:56] ---
let's look at some beautiful pictures
of the lovely Natsumi-chan.
[18:00] ---
Lookin' cute, Natsumi-chan.
[18:03] ---
Love you.
[18:04] ---
With some stretching and
a little tuck here and there,
SIGN Nice body
SIGN Well-proportioned figure
[18:07] ---
you'll have the body you want in no time!
[18:10] ---
Well? What do you think, ma'am?
[18:12] ---
Well... Actually, I think...
[18:14] ---
...that's a little too "thin" for my taste.
[18:17] ---
What?
[18:18] ---
Well, if you say so...
[18:19] ---
D-Don't you have anything else?
[18:21] ---
You're asking for too much, ma'am.
[18:24] ---
If you want to develop fully right away,
it takes some sacrifices, okay?
[18:29] ---
Huh? What's that?
[18:31] ---
You mean this one? It's uh... what is this?
[18:36] ---
It can adjust your physical size
any way you want.
[18:38] ---
A charming gift from the skies.
SIGN Product Number 003 Flash Spoon
[18:41] ---
It's the Flash Spoon.
[18:43] ---
Does it hurt a lot?
[18:45] ---
It won't hurt at all.
But... this one is an import,
[18:48] ---
so the adjustment's a little tricky.
[18:51] ---
You're supposed to do this...
[18:52] ---
Or was it like this...
SIGN Fume
Fume
Fume
Fume
[18:55] ---
Or maybe this...
[18:56] ---
Just do it already!
[19:09] ---
Milady...?!
[19:11] ---
Oh, no. This is real bad.
[19:12] ---
Nooooo!
[19:15] ---
Oh, Momoka. This is wonderful.
[19:18] ---
You're super-sized.
It's what you might call explosive curves!
[19:21] ---
This is a little too explosive for me!
[19:29] ---
Um... Well, at least
you're back to normal now...
[19:35] ---
Tiptoe... Tiptoe...
[19:37] ---
Hold on, please.
[19:39] ---
You dropped this.
[19:41] ---
Oh, that.
That's the Hinata mom's DNA snack.
[19:44] ---
I didn't think it would
make much of an impact...
[19:46] ---
The DNA snack... of Fuyuki's mom?
[19:50] ---
Yeah.
[19:51] ---
Th-This is what I want. Let me buy this.
[19:54] ---
And I'll buy everything else
you brought with you.
[19:56] ---
What?!
[19:58] ---
Because you took the effort
to bring all of that to help me,
[20:01] ---
it's only right that I buy it all,
whether I use it or not.
[20:05] ---
Oh... Lady Momoka!
[20:07] ---
You're fantastic!
[20:10] ---
Morning, one week later...
SIGN One Week Later
[20:16] ---
I hardly recognize you, Momoka-sama.
[20:18] ---
You have definitely become
a full-grown woman.
[20:21] ---
Really? W-Well, then,
I'm going to go straight to him now.
[20:25] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[20:28] ---
Wait a... what're you doing here, Mom?
[20:31] ---
Huh?
[20:32] ---
B-But I'm...
[20:35] ---
You dyed your hair.
Are you doing cosplay today?
[20:38] ---
It really looks good on you.
[20:40] ---
No. It's... uh...
[20:42] ---
Are you going to work now?
Try to get home early for a change, okay?
[20:48] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[20:50] ---
He saw you as a full-grown woman.
[20:52] ---
But, unfortunately, he mistook you for his mom.
[20:56] ---
I personally thought that
DNA snack was really tasty.
[21:00] ---
Will I ever change back to normal again?
[21:03] ---
I'll be in big trouble if we don't
change back to normal.
SIGN Sadness
[21:07] ---
How sad...
[21:10] ---
You moron!
[21:11] ---
That money!
[21:12] ---
Weren't you supposed to use it
for funds to conquer Pekopon?
[21:16] ---
But, but... for once,
I wanted to shop like adults do!
[21:19] ---
I wanted to buy as many as I could!
[21:24] ---
Corporal Giroro, angered, goes all-out shooting.
SIGN Full-on shooting
[21:28] ---
Stop it!!
[21:31] ---
Everyone, make sure you don't
turn out to be a no-good adult, okay?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Keroro. I know
conquering Pekopon is important,
[23:11] ---
but so many new shows
start around this time.
[23:14] ---
So I'm really busy deciding
[23:16] ---
which to record and which to watch in real time.
[23:19] ---
Have you decided on yours?
[23:20] ---
Never mind that.
[23:21] ---
Next time, I'll show you my
dream machine I just bought.
[23:26] ---
"Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
Kerorin!
[23:30] ---
One sweet episode. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
E31 - Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
In the middle of autumn,
[01:33] ---
in a quiet afternoon,
[01:34] ---
you can hear the rustle of falling leaves
dancing in the wind.
[01:38] ---
Amidst it all, there's an alien
who just can't seem to calm down.
SIGN Cooking Show The perfect menu for autumn
[01:42] ---
After you add some salt and pepper
to spice up the flavor.
[01:45] ---
Make sure to mix it well...
[01:56] ---
Huh?
[02:01] ---
Huh?
[02:04] ---
That's so irritating. Settle down, will ya?
[02:07] ---
Sarge, is something the matter?
[02:09] ---
This is kinda embarrassing.
[02:11] ---
The thing is... oops. I'm not telling you.
[02:14] ---
I feel like if I tell someone,
my joy will diminish.
[02:18] ---
Jeez, don't keep us in suspense.
[02:21] ---
Hello?
[02:22] ---
This is Great Milky Way Delivery Service.
[02:23] ---
It's here!
[02:25] ---
The thing I've been waiting for!
[02:27] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[02:29] ---
Huh?
[02:30] ---
There.
[02:30] ---
Thank you very much.
[02:32] ---
Thank you, too, sir!
[02:39] ---
A delivery?
[02:40] ---
Yahoo!
[02:44] ---
What took you so long?!
[02:50] ---
Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!
[02:58] ---
The curves of this body
are so irresistable.
[03:01] ---
It's great. No matter how
many times I look at it, it's great.
[03:04] ---
There he goes again. What
kind of junk did you get this time?
[03:06] ---
Sarge, what is that?
[03:08] ---
You wanna know?
[03:09] ---
I don't know if I should tell you.
[03:11] ---
Let me think about it...
[03:14] ---
That's the KRR-SP, right?
[03:16] ---
Hey, you're right on the dot, Kululu-kun.
[03:18] ---
You sure know about machines.
[03:20] ---
It's equipped with the
classical anti-gravity engine,
[03:23] ---
which has been replaced
by the ether-propulsion system.
[03:26] ---
A sport-compact flying saucer, KRR-SP.
[03:31] ---
Moreover, it's a limited edition,
with only 100 units in the galaxy!
[03:37] ---
This vehicle is so rare,
it's only available at a premium price.
[03:40] ---
At a premium?!
[03:42] ---
Keroro, you moron!
Where did you get the money?
[03:45] ---
Don't tell me you spent our
Pekopon invasion budget on that!
[03:47] ---
No, no, not at all... I used
my own savings to pay for it.
[03:51] ---
I bought it cheap at an
Intergalactic Net auction.
[03:54] ---
Intergalactic Net?
[03:56] ---
Right, sir!
[03:57] ---
Normally, this would've cost more than
five million yen on the second-hand market,
[04:01] ---
but believe it or not, I got it
for only five thousand yen!
[04:07] ---
F-Five thousand yen...?
[04:11] ---
That sounds too good to be true.
[04:13] ---
Sarge...
[04:14] ---
There's no doubt you've just been had.
[04:17] ---
That's so rude.
[04:18] ---
How dare you say that I,
the leader of the Keroro Platoon,
[04:20] ---
could be fooled so easily?
[04:23] ---
Look. Here is the official serial number.
[04:25] ---
The magnificent number 130, sir.
[04:28] ---
But didn't you say only 100 were made...?
[04:31] ---
What a moron...
[04:34] ---
Giroro-kun, you wanna give it a try?
[04:36] ---
Nonsense. I have no interest
in a commercial toy.
[04:40] ---
Really? Okay. I'll take it for a spin.
[04:44] ---
It'll be too late to ask me
for a ride later, sir!
[04:48] ---
Ready for take-off...
[04:49] ---
Hold it right there!
[04:51] ---
I'm not letting you ride,
buy, or conquer anything.
[04:53] ---
There's no way I'd let you ride
a dangerous thing like that.
SIGN Forbidden
[04:56] ---
I forbid it.
[05:00] ---
B-But I...
[05:02] ---
Just for a spin...
[05:04] ---
Lady Natsumi!
SIGN No
[05:05] ---
No way.
[05:09] ---
Noooo!
[05:11] ---
Sarge!
[05:12] ---
Hey, you! You're gonna get it
when you come back.
[05:17] ---
Yahoo! This is awesome!
[05:21] ---
Unlike the ether-thrust type,
the anti-gravitation engine
[05:23] ---
really gives you that
floating-on-air feeling.
[05:28] ---
This is great.
[05:39] ---
Wow, this is the only way to go.
SIGN Straight from the farm All 100 yen
[05:43] ---
Why, it's a self-service vegetable stand.
SIGN All 100 yen
[05:47] ---
They all look delicious.
SIGN Thank you very much.
[05:51] ---
Lady Natsumi was kind of grouchy,
[05:56] ---
but this should cheer her up.
[06:04] ---
Riding like this makes me realize
how petty all our problems are.
[06:08] ---
I'm glad I bought this.
[06:13] ---
The sergeant's real late.
It's almost time for dinner.
[06:17] ---
I'm sure he'll be back soon.
We'll have dinner without him.
[06:21] ---
Maybe he isn't coming back
because you scolded him.
[06:23] ---
Are you saying it's my fault?
[06:28] ---
Hello, Hinata residence.
[06:33] ---
Hello?
[06:38] ---
It broke.
[06:40] ---
Stupid frog...
[06:43] ---
What am I going to do?
[06:45] ---
Wait, where are you right now?
[06:47] ---
Pretty far away, I think.
[06:50] ---
Far? How far? Where?
[06:53] ---
Um...
[06:55] ---
I'm in the mountains... I don't know...
[07:00] ---
We got cut off.
[07:01] ---
What happened to the sergeant?
SIGN Guitar Classes
Kohmoto Milk
[07:03] ---
Hello, hello. Lady Natsumi?!
W-W-Wait, wait, hang on!
SIGN 1955
[07:13] ---
Oh, no.
[07:17] ---
Where the heck am I?
[07:25] ---
Natsumi. We'd better call the police.
[07:27] ---
And what are we supposed to tell them?
[07:30] ---
Oh, right...
[07:31] ---
Now we've got to find that stupid frog.
[07:34] ---
So you do care about the sergeant.
[07:36] ---
I don't! If someone sees him,
there'll be a big commotion.
[07:40] ---
He always causes us trouble.
[07:46] ---
There's no sense staying here.
[07:49] ---
I'd better pick up the saucer later.
Now how do I catch a bus?
[07:53] ---
When will the next bus arrive?
[07:55] ---
What?! Only three times a day?
[07:58] ---
And it says the year 1974!
[08:08] ---
It can't be... It can't be...
[08:11] ---
Are there no buses here anymore?
[08:16] ---
What? Uncle got lost?!
[08:18] ---
Mois-chan, do you know how to find him?
[08:21] ---
I'm not familiar with Pekopon's geography.
[08:24] ---
Or, like, own stupid fault?
[08:27] ---
Serves him right.
[08:29] ---
Let him suffer out there.
It'll do him more good than harm.
[08:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant should be all right.
[08:34] ---
He has taken proper survival training.
[08:37] ---
Right. Such unforeseen predicaments
[08:39] ---
are just opportunities to improve your skills.
[08:42] ---
Even you feel that way, Dororo?
[08:43] ---
Or, like, hardly worried?
[08:46] ---
That stupid frog...
[08:51] ---
It sure gets cold in the mountains, yes.
[08:53] ---
But I'm sure Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
[08:56] ---
are out there looking for me.
[08:59] ---
What's that? It looks
like a light from a saucer.
[09:03] ---
Hey! I don't know who you are,
but... please help me!
[09:16] ---
You're my savior.
[09:17] ---
Were you the one calling me?
[09:19] ---
I was, sir.
[09:22] ---
Whoa, the anti-gravity type?
That's pretty cool.
[09:25] ---
What is it? Engine trouble?
[09:27] ---
Yes. Please, I need your help.
[09:30] ---
Sure, no problem.
[09:32] ---
Are you by any chance a Keronian?
[09:35] ---
Wait. You must be a Mojaranian.
[09:39] ---
Let me explain.
[09:40] ---
In the galaxy where the sergeant is from,
[09:42] ---
citizens of Keron and Mojaran
are sworn enemies of each other.
[09:46] ---
So what do we have here...
[09:49] ---
Getting ripped off with a lemon?
[09:51] ---
You Keronian idiots sure fall for anything.
[09:53] ---
Well...
[09:55] ---
I'd like to help a fellow saucer rider,
[09:58] ---
but it's against military law
to assist enemy species.
[10:02] ---
Well, nothing personal.
[10:04] ---
No, wait!
[10:06] ---
Wait!
[10:07] ---
Don't leave me here!
[10:13] ---
A canned coffee?
[10:15] ---
It's so hot...
[10:17] ---
Oops! I must've dropped it by accident!
[10:19] ---
Well, accidents do happen, don't they?
[10:22] ---
Th-Thank you very much.
[10:31] ---
I don't feel so cold anymore,
but I'm getting hungry.
[10:36] ---
Oh, yeah!
[10:39] ---
I can't. I bought it for Lady Natsumi.
[10:43] ---
But I'm kind of in an emergency right now.
[10:45] ---
I never bought it. That's right, I didn't.
[10:52] ---
It's no use. I can't eat it raw like that...
[10:55] ---
I should've bought something
[10:56] ---
that I could eat without having to cook it.
[10:59] ---
No use crying over spilt milk, as they say...
[11:02] ---
Huh?
[11:04] ---
Ohh...
[11:04] ---
Hey. Can you keep me company for a while?
[11:08] ---
What? Who, me?
[11:09] ---
Yeah. Just to put the cold
and the hunger out of my mind.
[11:13] ---
Well, if I could be of service
to you, then sure.
[11:17] ---
Let me think...
[11:19] ---
I know. What're your hobbies?
[11:22] ---
Hobbies? I guess golf.
[11:24] ---
Oh! Golf, sir?
[11:27] ---
Do you play golf, too?
[11:30] ---
No... not really...
[11:36] ---
Oh, yeah! How about Gundam models?
[11:38] ---
Huh?
[11:39] ---
I'm talking about Gundam plastic models!
Gundam models!
[11:41] ---
I can talk about Gundam models
all night, sir!
[11:46] ---
Oh... Gundam models...
[11:51] ---
Don't you build any Gundam models?
[11:53] ---
Um... You see, I'm kinda too old for that...
[11:56] ---
I-Is that so, sir?
[12:00] ---
I'm really sorry.
[12:04] ---
So what do you think? Which
baseball team will win this year?
[12:09] ---
I dunno, sir.
[12:12] ---
Can't seem to fill the time...
[12:15] ---
I'm very sorry.
SIGN Work!!
[12:17] ---
Oops, gotta get back to work now.
[12:20] ---
What? D-Don't leave me out here.
[12:22] ---
Sergeant Keroro is lost up
in the mountains somewhere.
[12:24] ---
Will he be able to get
back to the Hinata household?
[12:27] ---
Will the sergeant survive
this trying ordeal? Stay tuned!
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Gerogerogero...
[12:51] ---
Why won't you resonate with me?
[12:55] ---
I feel so lonely, sir.
[12:56] ---
My apologies. Sorry I can't be much help...
[12:59] ---
That's okay, sir.
[13:01] ---
Like I said, I just need to know where he is.
[13:05] ---
Sorry, but I'm in the middle of something.
[13:07] ---
Fine! I'll just have
to look for him myself.
[13:10] ---
Sis...
[13:12] ---
Click.
[13:15] ---
What the heck is this?
[13:23] ---
These are...
[13:26] ---
That's our search radar,
and infantry flight unit.
[13:29] ---
You should be able to use it.
[13:31] ---
Kululu!
[13:32] ---
Click.
[13:34] ---
W-Wait a minute!
[13:41] ---
I don't like this! Let me down!
[13:43] ---
Please tell me your destination.
[13:46] ---
Okay, I'll go along with this.
[13:49] ---
Take me where the stupid frog—
where Sergeant Keroro is.
[13:53] ---
What's the matter?
[13:54] ---
The search range is 50 km.
[13:57] ---
No signal within 50 km.
[13:59] ---
What?
[14:03] ---
Natsumi, are you all right?
[14:04] ---
The search range of my radar is limited.
[14:06] ---
Find out places where that stupid frog might go.
[14:08] ---
Okay. I'll do what I can.
[14:10] ---
I'll help you, too.
[14:12] ---
Okay, in the direction
he took off earlier today.
[14:22] ---
I've been walking for some time now,
but I haven't met anyone.
[14:27] ---
Hey, it's a car. I'll hitch a ride.
[14:31] ---
But I can't hitch looking like this...
What can I possibly do?
[14:36] ---
Where would the sergeant
be most likely to go?
[14:38] ---
We might learn something
if we check his PC.
[14:41] ---
Of course. The Intergalactic Net!
[14:46] ---
This is what I call an instant Pekoponian suit.
[14:49] ---
I must admit, it looks perfect! Let's do it.
[14:56] ---
Hey!
SIGN Gero
[15:05] ---
Are you all right?
[15:07] ---
Huh? What the... It was just a scarecrow.
[15:15] ---
That wasn't a funny prank at all.
[15:18] ---
It turned out all right.
[15:20] ---
Now if he can just take me
to the nearest town, then...
[15:24] ---
I'm visible.
[15:25] ---
My anti-barrier must need charging.
[15:27] ---
Huh?
[15:32] ---
Where are you, stupid frog?
[15:36] ---
If we look at Sarge's bookmarks,
[15:38] ---
we might get some idea of where he went.
SIGN Acguy Report Exclusive Akahana version now available Extremely rare item found in Iwate
SIGN Ikasama News M'quve's Vase Finally Discovered!!
SIGN BOL Tourist Re-Opening Sale Jaburo Day-trip Tour
SIGN Original Software The Battles of Doan II
[15:46] ---
Useless... They're all just stupid sites...
[15:49] ---
Uncle...
[15:53] ---
This time, I'm sure this truck
will take me to town.
[16:08] ---
What am I?! Noncombustible trash?
[16:13] ---
Just like this Gundam model,
[16:16] ---
I guess my destiny is to
spend eternity rotting away here.
SIGN Captain Geroro
[16:21] ---
It's a Captain Geroro
Space Challenge Board Game!
[16:24] ---
So? Have you found anything yet?
[16:26] ---
No. We haven't found anything that's of any use.
[16:30] ---
What do you think of this one?
SIGN My Saucer
[16:32] ---
A blog about riding saucers.
[16:35] ---
"It's very risky to ride
those imitation saucers."
[16:38] ---
"Just today, I came across this
Keronian idiot who was stranded."
[16:42] ---
"A Keronian idiot...?"
[16:44] ---
That must be Sarge.
[16:45] ---
Sis, I think we've found where he is.
[16:47] ---
Really? Where is he?
[16:49] ---
One, one, one...
[16:51] ---
All right. It's a one!
[16:53] ---
I hit the jackpot in the Intergalactic Lottery.
[16:57] ---
I'm in the lead, sir!
[16:58] ---
Now it's my turn to move.
[17:00] ---
Your bazooka didn't go off,
so you miss a turn.
[17:03] ---
You should learn to accept your fate.
[17:07] ---
Five, five, five.
[17:10] ---
It's a two.
[17:11] ---
Warp speed failed. You end up
lost in space. Miss three turns...
[17:16] ---
I'm lost...
[17:18] ---
This is no time to be playing a board game.
SIGN Hot drinks
[17:27] ---
I'm gonna get there this time, for sure.
[17:36] ---
That must be it.
[17:39] ---
Hey, stupid frog. I came here to get you.
[17:43] ---
He's not here.
[17:45] ---
Huh?
[17:48] ---
It's a real frog.
[17:52] ---
This must've leaked from the saucer.
[17:54] ---
So he must've been here.
[17:56] ---
Why couldn't you just wait here?
How will I find you now, dummy?!
[18:04] ---
That stupid frog...
[18:07] ---
Signal found.
[18:08] ---
Huh?
[18:08] ---
Sergeant Keroro detected within 50 km.
[18:17] ---
Well, well... Looks like I got here safely.
[18:21] ---
Okay. I'd better make myself scarce
before they find out I'm here.
[18:33] ---
Why?!
[18:43] ---
What? What? What?
[18:49] ---
Could it be that... I'll be
shipped to a faraway land?
[18:53] ---
Nooo! Help! Get me outta here!
[19:02] ---
Help me! Help me!
[19:08] ---
I have no choice...
[19:10] ---
Sergeant Keroro is currently in motion.
[19:13] ---
Where? Where is he right now?
[19:22] ---
Target lost.
[19:24] ---
What?
[19:46] ---
Good thing the airbags
are still functional.
[19:57] ---
About this time yesterday,
Lady Natsumi was scolding me.
[20:01] ---
And I was eating a burnt hamburger
cooked by Master Fuyuki.
[20:07] ---
I wanna go home, sir!
[20:10] ---
Don't cry.
[20:12] ---
Aren't you supposed to be a soldier?
[20:18] ---
Th-That's...?
[20:22] ---
L-L-Lady Natsumi...!
[20:25] ---
We were all so worried about you.
[20:28] ---
C'mon, let's go home.
[20:29] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[20:42] ---
You've found the sergeant?
[20:44] ---
Okay. We'll keep his dinner warm
while we're waiting.
[20:46] ---
How wonderful!
[20:48] ---
Or, like, hurray-worthy?
[20:50] ---
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
[20:53] ---
What a troublemaker.
[20:55] ---
I could not agree more.
[21:01] ---
How can you sleep at a time
like this? You sure are carefree.
[21:05] ---
This doesn't come at a premium for nothing...
[21:07] ---
It's the ultimate machine, ma'am.
[21:09] ---
I don't believe it.
Still hasn't learned a thing...
[21:12] ---
Lady Natsumi.
[21:14] ---
I got a souvenir for you.
[21:18] ---
Is he talking about this sweet potato?
[21:24] ---
You're such a stupid frog, all right.
[21:27] ---
Next time you see an alien
stranded and in despair,
[21:30] ---
at least talk to him and
keep him company, okay?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:08] ---
I'm a cat.
One rainy day, Giroro rescued me.
[23:13] ---
Giroro may have a scary face
and he may say he's not nice,
[23:17] ---
but he's really sweet.
That's why I love him.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that! In the next episode,
[23:21] ---
we'll execute a major recruiting
campaign for Pekoponian animals.
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: A Whole Bunch
of Animal Soldiers, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E32 - Keroro: A Whole Bunch of Animal Soldiers, Sir! / Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Earth is our mother planet.
[01:34] ---
But humans aren't the
only ones living on this planet.
SIGN Kids' Guide to Animals
[01:39] ---
There are animals.
[01:42] ---
Pekoponian animals, huh?
[01:46] ---
Just what exactly do they have
to do with our invasion of Pekopon?
[01:49] ---
Take a look at this.
[01:51] ---
Quite a few animals have
stronger fighting abilities than humans.
[01:56] ---
That's why I'll recruit them
to join our platoon.
[01:59] ---
The "We are all living creatures" Gun!
SIGN "'We are all living creatures" Gun
[02:03] ---
This will allow us to
transform them into soldiers.
[02:06] ---
Is that clear?
[02:07] ---
Transform animals into soldiers?
[02:09] ---
I see...
[02:10] ---
Conquering Pekopon will now be
a walk in the park.
[02:16] ---
Everyone, come on and follow me!
[02:21] ---
Once I've recruited the animals,
[02:22] ---
I can fire all of you nags, sir.
[02:32] ---
Keroro: A Whole Bunch of
Animal Soldiers, Sir!
SIGN We are closed today See you tomorrow
[02:41] ---
Wow! So this is what a zoo looks like!
[02:46] ---
Only the "elite" animals are
brought from all over the world.
[02:51] ---
Which one shall we look at first?
The hippo? The dumbo?!
[02:55] ---
I think I'll have my lunch first.
SIGN Happy
[02:58] ---
Delicious.
[03:00] ---
It's already night.
[03:02] ---
He's completely mistaken this
for a school outing.
SIGN Panda Order: Carnivora Family: Panda Ursidae Length: 120-150cm Weight: 75-160 kg Diet: Bamboo, bamboo shoots, small animals
[03:06] ---
First of all...
[03:08] ---
...we'll try here.
[03:10] ---
It is a panda!
[03:14] ---
It's the most popular animal in the zoo.
[03:17] ---
Are you sure we want something like that?
[03:19] ---
Idiot. You have no idea of
what a panda is really like.
[03:24] ---
If you let your guard down
[03:25] ---
and approach it thinking
it's all cute and friendly...
[03:32] ---
...you'll be dead meat.
[03:33] ---
There's no doubt it'll make
a powerful soldier for our team.
[03:37] ---
Let's give it... a warm welcome!
[03:46] ---
It's a success.
[03:48] ---
Hey, you. Wanna join the Keroro plat...
[03:53] ---
Nooooo!
[03:56] ---
Female, huh?
[03:57] ---
Pervert! What do you think you're doing?
[04:02] ---
We also welcome skilled
female soldiers to our team.
[04:05] ---
So, what d'ya think?
You wanna be part of the team...
SIGN Indian Elephant Order: Proboscidea Length: 550-640 cm Weight: 4700 kg Diet: Grass, Leaves, Roots, Fruits
SIGN Indian Elephant Mammalia Indian Elephant. It's very big. The long nose-like protuberance is actually not a nose, but its upper lip. Isn't that amazing? Tell all your friends about it.
[04:14] ---
It's Taro, an Indian elephant...
[04:15] ---
A zoo veteran that's been here
since prewar times, sir.
[04:19] ---
Wow! He is huge!
[04:21] ---
His experience and knowledge
etched deep in his wrinkles
[04:24] ---
are sure to bring us victory.
[04:28] ---
My senior in life!
[04:29] ---
Please lead us!
[04:46] ---
So distinguished...
[04:48] ---
It's very late to be visiting...
[04:51] ---
What do you want from this old soul?
[04:54] ---
We're hoping you'd provide us
with some strength, sir.
[04:56] ---
Strength...?
[05:00] ---
Are you all right, sir?
[05:02] ---
Will he actually be of any use as a soldier?
[05:07] ---
Allow me to test him!
[05:12] ---
The blade... I can't move it.
[05:16] ---
If you'd lived as long as I have,
[05:18] ---
you too would know all
kinds of techniques like this.
[05:23] ---
Master Taro...
[05:28] ---
I remember the first visitor I ever had.
[05:31] ---
She was a little girl wearing red shoes.
[05:35] ---
Next time she came,
[05:37] ---
she was with a little girl
who looked just like her.
[05:42] ---
And the next time she came,
her hair had turned all grey.
[05:47] ---
But so many things
had happened in between.
[05:50] ---
Honestly, so many things...
[05:54] ---
And so, Taro the Indian elephant
shares his life story.
[05:58] ---
Tragic episodes, funny episodes...
[06:01] ---
Stories from the past and present...
[06:03] ---
A firsthand account of
several eras seen from his eyes...
[06:11] ---
That was a great story.
[06:13] ---
Yeah, that was a great story.
[06:16] ---
Who knew Taro the elephant
had such a past?
[06:19] ---
We must be more determined
to make each day of our lives count.
[06:23] ---
So we failed at recruiting.
SIGN Koala Order: Diprotodontia Family: Koala Length: 60-83 cm Weight: 8-12 kg Diet: Eucalyptus leaves
[06:32] ---
I don't wanna!
[06:34] ---
Mommy told me I'd die
if I got down from this tree!
SIGN Penguin Order: Penguin Family: Penguin Length: 66-72 cm Diet: small fish, like sardines, shrimp and squid
[06:41] ---
We're pretty happy with the
way things are now, you know...
[06:45] ---
Or, like, soooo sleepy...
SIGN Chimpanzee Order: Primates Family: Pongidae Length: 65-95 cm Weight: 30-50 kg Diet: omnivorous
[06:54] ---
Can't you see I'm busy?
[07:01] ---
What d'ya want?
[07:02] ---
Give me a break.
[07:02] ---
They were not having
any success recruiting.
[07:03] ---
No way...
[07:04] ---
I know, right?
[07:06] ---
I don't wanna!
[07:08] ---
What's with them? They're all so selfish!
[07:12] ---
That's how animals are...
[07:15] ---
Come on, anybody! I don't care
who you are, just join us!
[07:23] ---
I think you accidentally hit something.
SIGN Bengal Tiger The strongest carnivore
[07:27] ---
Y-You hit a...
[07:29] ---
...Bengal Tiger.
[07:31] ---
It's the strongest carnivore on Earth.
[07:34] ---
Now, that's an unfortunate one to have hit...
[07:39] ---
Hey.
[07:41] ---
Y-Yes?
[07:45] ---
Did you just say
you want me to join your group?
[07:50] ---
Yes, but if you're
not interested, it's fine...
[07:53] ---
I wouldn't mind at all.
[07:55] ---
Huh?
[07:56] ---
If you...
[08:06] ---
...manage to defeat me!
SIGN Tiger vs. Keroro
[08:14] ---
Let me handle this. I will take on...
[08:17] ---
I shall take him on.
[08:19] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo!
[08:21] ---
The most powerful animal in Pekopon...
[08:23] ---
I have always wanted to go up against it.
[09:00] ---
Come on!
[09:03] ---
C'mon!
[09:12] ---
Dororo!
[09:15] ---
Back of his sword...
[09:18] ---
Dororo! That was great!
[09:21] ---
He's earned my respect.
[09:23] ---
I lose.
[09:25] ---
I'll join your team, as I promised.
[09:27] ---
All right!
[09:29] ---
What do you know?
We have our first recruit.
[09:31] ---
That means you're going back with us!
SIGN What?
[09:33] ---
What? We're leaving?
[09:35] ---
Our mission here is to conquer Pekopon.
[09:38] ---
You have to come with us
and help us complete our mission.
[09:52] ---
Wow! Look at that tiger!
[09:54] ---
They say it's the most
powerful animal on Earth.
[10:01] ---
Master Bengal Tiger?
[10:02] ---
I'm sorry. I can't go with you, after all.
[10:05] ---
What?
[10:06] ---
Just like you guys have a mission,
[10:09] ---
I have my own.
[10:12] ---
There are many children who
look forward to seeing me here.
[10:15] ---
I can't disappoint them.
[10:21] ---
Master Bengal Tiger...
[10:28] ---
We ended up getting nobody to join us.
SIGN Ramen
[10:31] ---
They have their own missions in life.
[10:35] ---
Those animals are just
too busy to be bothered.
[10:39] ---
Shucks...
[10:47] ---
There are some wild animals
over there that have potential!
SIGN Wild
SIGN Have potential!
[10:52] ---
We welcome the inexperienced.
[10:53] ---
You kids! Join our team!
[10:59] ---
What's this?
[11:00] ---
What the heck happened to us?
[11:03] ---
Hey, guys, you have great bodies.
[11:06] ---
Want to join the Keroro Platoon?
[11:08] ---
Huh?
[11:09] ---
H-Here's the deal...
[11:11] ---
Right now, I'm burdened
with these useless incompetents
[11:14] ---
who do nothing but complain.
SIGN Useless
[11:16] ---
I'm planning to fire all of them.
SIGN Fired
[11:19] ---
I have a feeling I'll have a
much better team if you guys join...
[11:22] ---
C'mon. Follow me,
and you won't go wrong, sir!
[11:25] ---
Nobody gives us orders!
[11:27] ---
I don't like your attitude, fool.
[11:29] ---
Kero?
[11:33] ---
Come on, help me! Someone please help!
[11:35] ---
I am afraid we cannot...
[11:37] ---
Didn't you just say you're firing us?
[11:40] ---
I see no reason why we should help.
[11:43] ---
It would not seem right, you know?
[11:45] ---
Kero?
[11:52] ---
Kero!
[11:53] ---
Don't follow me!
[11:56] ---
Won't somebody please help me?!
[11:58] ---
It's very important to learn
to do things on your own, right?
[12:00] ---
Don't always depend on others, okay?
[12:05] ---
Oh, and one more thing.
Stay away from crows.
[12:07] ---
Seriously, they're quite hostile.
[12:23] ---
Let's see...
[12:25] ---
Do you viewers out there remember her?
[12:28] ---
Right. She's the cat rescued
before by Corporal Giroro.
[12:58] ---
Hand grenade!
[13:05] ---
Hm?
[13:13] ---
Just a seed from a plant...
Darn, that scared me.
[13:18] ---
Don't tell anyone, okay?
[13:30] ---
Giroro: The Cat Wants to Speak, Sir!
SIGN Operation: Assemble Animal Platoon Members
[13:37] ---
The bottom line is, it was a mistake
to depend on animals.
[13:41] ---
Whose idea was it to transform
animals into soldiers, anyway?!
[13:46] ---
It was yours, Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN Gulp
SIGN That gun
[13:50] ---
It's all because of that gun.
[13:54] ---
Where's that "We are all
living creatures" Gun?
[13:56] ---
Beats me.
[13:59] ---
You were the one who had it.
SIGN Tsk...
[14:07] ---
I've lost my desire to do anything today.
SIGN Sulking in Bed Mode
[14:10] ---
The meeting's over.
[14:13] ---
Well, that's that, then...
[14:15] ---
Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
[14:16] ---
The latest installment of
Captain Geroro is on sale today.
[14:19] ---
Oh, that's right! I'm focusing
all my efforts into buying one!
[14:25] ---
Giroro-kun.
[14:27] ---
Are we being dispatched?
[14:28] ---
The meeting's over.
[14:30] ---
I-Is that so?
[14:47] ---
This should be strong enough...
[14:52] ---
I wouldn't want the others
to see me like this.
[15:00] ---
It's just you...
[15:04] ---
Look. It's finished.
[15:07] ---
Hey, hey. This is not a toy.
[15:09] ---
It's a good-luck charm.
[15:12] ---
It'll fool the enemy
[15:14] ---
into thinking that you're armed
with a hand grenade.
[15:17] ---
And when she wears it...
[15:20] ---
Wow! What a lovely-looking charm!
[15:24] ---
This will protect me from enemies, for sure!
[15:27] ---
Thank you, Giroro. I'll always cherish this.
[15:38] ---
I'm home.
[15:40] ---
Hi, Giroro.
[15:42] ---
Give... Give it to her, give it to her,
[15:45] ---
give it to her, give it to her, give it to her...
[15:48] ---
N-Natsu...
[15:49] ---
Wow, what a cute cat!
SIGN Super High Alert
[15:54] ---
Super High Alert!
[15:57] ---
What's the matter?
[15:59] ---
Hey, Sis. It's your turn to cook lunch today.
[16:02] ---
I know that.
[16:06] ---
N-Na...
[16:08] ---
Natsumi!
[16:26] ---
So, the plan of turning animals
into soldiers failed, did it?
[16:31] ---
It was a complete failure.
[16:34] ---
Animals must all
have their own circumstances.
[16:40] ---
I'm sure they also want to be heard
every now and then.
[17:08] ---
Mom won't be here for lunch, right?
[17:10] ---
She said to prepare some
for her, just in case.
[17:15] ---
What's that cat doing here?
[17:19] ---
Oh. It's that cat from before!
[17:21] ---
She loves to eat seaweed.
[17:23] ---
One time, I fed her some school
lunch leftovers, and she loved it.
[17:29] ---
Here.
[17:34] ---
How cute! Let me try!
[17:37] ---
Here.
SIGN Super High Alert 2
[17:43] ---
Super High Alert 2!
[17:46] ---
How come?
[17:55] ---
H-Hey. Stop right there.
[18:02] ---
Huh? Where'd she go?
[18:05] ---
Did you see a cat just now?
[18:07] ---
I don't know what you're talking about.
[18:09] ---
Hey. You're hiding
something behind you, aren't you?
[18:11] ---
N-No, I'm not...
[18:12] ---
Let me see it.
[18:14] ---
It's nothing.
[18:15] ---
I don't believe you!
[18:16] ---
Stop that!
[18:17] ---
I told you you're not to have any explosives!
[18:26] ---
A pinecone?
[18:28] ---
Th-That's...
[18:31] ---
...a good-luck charm I made for you...
[18:33] ---
Oh, how lovely! Thank you, Giroro!
[18:36] ---
Thank you, Giroro... Thank you, Giroro...
[18:40] ---
Giroro.
[18:41] ---
I-It's a...
[18:43] ---
Why did you act so suspicious?
[18:47] ---
Anyway, just to make things clear,
this is not edible, you know?
[18:50] ---
Now, where did that cat go?
[19:20] ---
Just leave me alone.
[19:35] ---
Wow! This is a wonderful gun!
[19:38] ---
I'm so grateful, cat. Cat... Cat...
[19:44] ---
There it is!
[19:52] ---
It got away again...
[19:53] ---
Hey, Sis. You're gonna burn the food.
[19:55] ---
I know!
[20:05] ---
I think I broke this gun...
[20:13] ---
I-Is this... really me?
[20:23] ---
That's bad manners, Sis.
[20:28] ---
You clueless girl!
[20:31] ---
Sis?
[20:38] ---
Thank you for all the seaweed.
[20:53] ---
Hard to stomach well-prepared:
Pinecones and the female heart.
[21:05] ---
I'm sure that little kitty...
[21:07] ---
...had a lot of other things
she wanted to say.
[21:10] ---
It would be senseless
to pry into it any further.
[21:28] ---
Lovely to stomach well-prepared:
Matsutake mushrooms and fugu blowfish.
[21:31] ---
I'd love to have some now.
[21:32] ---
Gero?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Mom. It's starting to get
cold outside. Hope no one's sick.
[23:11] ---
When you come home, don't
forget to wash your hands and gargle.
[23:14] ---
After you take a bath, go to bed early
so you won't get chilled.
[23:17] ---
Don't stay up late, either.
Stay healthy and watch cartoons.
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
In the next episode, we try
our hands at making animation.
[23:24] ---
"The Keroro Platoon
Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
Those fools... One whole episode!
How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E33 - The Keroro Platoon Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Today, the entire Keroro Platoon
is on edge like never before.
[01:37] ---
Everyone, the day, the moment,
has finally come.
[01:42] ---
All this time...
We've waited all this time!
SIGN Neon Genesis Nihankelicon
SIGN Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
[01:47] ---
It's been three months since the announcement
of the Captain Geroro anime adaptation.
[01:50] ---
But the long wait finally ends
in a few seconds, sir!
SIGN Record Stop
[02:00] ---
It is beginning!
[02:03] ---
It's captured the original's feel!
[02:05] ---
Hmph. That's ridiculous.
SIGN Planned and Produced by SUNIRASE
[02:14] ---
Ah, that is Captain Geroro.
[02:17] ---
I hope the voice matches his character.
[02:21] ---
I hope Combat Officer Kiroro is in it.
[02:24] [SONG] ---
Space Captain Geroro!
SIGN Captain Geroro
[02:38] ---
The Keroro Platoon
Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
[02:45] ---
What the...?!
SIGN Space Gun Gamato Kululyser
SIGN From journey to journey
SIGN Farewell!
[02:50] ---
What in the world are these?
[02:52] ---
Why are there piles of
Captain Geroro goods everywhere?
[02:55] ---
I can't help but to buy these,
as a fan.
[02:58] ---
Aren't you supposed to be
a Gundam model fanatic?
[03:00] ---
I like both Captain Geroro and
Gundam models. What can I do?
[03:04] ---
I wanted to make Mr. Sergeant happy,
so I bought two of each.
[03:08] ---
I was being thoughtful for a change.
[03:12] ---
It has always been my job
to buy this kind of stuff.
[03:18] ---
You guys...
[03:20] ---
But that Combat Officer Kiroro
exclusive fighter...
SIGN Captain Geroro Mecha Collection Space Kiro
[03:26] ---
I actually want it!
SIGN I want it...
[03:31] ---
Sum total of all the Captain Geroro
goods that we've purchased so far
[03:36] ---
is over two months' worth
of our budget for the invasion.
[03:40] ---
Or, like, red-ink debits?
SIGN Red Ink
[03:44] ---
Keroro Platoon: completely
overwhelmed by Captain Geroro.
SIGN Keroro Platoon
SIGN Complete Defeat
[03:47] ---
Are you serious...?
[03:49] ---
Stay calm.
[03:54] ---
We may have lost one battle.
[03:56] ---
But a true soldier
[03:58] ---
is supposed to find hope
for victory out of a defeat.
[04:03] ---
That dialogue is...
[04:05] ---
That is Captain Giroro's
dialogue from episode 1!
[04:09] ---
Are you saying that you have
found a path to victory out of this defeat?
[04:14] ---
That's correct.
[04:16] ---
Meaning... an eye for an eye,
an anime for an anime!
[04:20] ---
Invade Pekopon with anime, sir!
SIGN Invade Pekopon with Anime
SIGN Sergeant Keroro
[04:24] ---
Pekoponians love anime.
[04:26] ---
That's why we're gonna create an anime
[04:29] ---
in which I am the lead character.
[04:31] ---
Sergeant Keroro will be
a favorite of children in no time.
[04:35] ---
Character goods will be a big hit.
SIGN Fire Prevention Disaster Prevention Month Inner-Tokyo Fire Department
[04:38] ---
I'll become a national hero
SIGN Animation Town
[04:41] ---
and capture Pekoponians' hearts.
[04:45] ---
And the money will pour in.
[04:49] ---
That's how we'll conquer Pekopon, sir!
[04:52] ---
What an incredible plan, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:54] ---
I know.
[04:55] ---
But...
[04:56] ---
You, as the main character of a show?
[05:00] ---
Most lead characters of
long-running anime series are
[05:03] ---
round-faced, like me!
SIGN Round-Faced
[05:05] ---
On top of that, they're
clumsy and useless, aren't they?
[05:08] ---
You will make a perfect
lead character, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:12] ---
Sure enough.
[05:13] ---
I have no objection to the plan,
[05:15] ---
as long as it will not
pollute the environment.
[05:18] ---
I have a question.
[05:20] ---
What is it, Lady Mois?
[05:23] ---
How do you make an anime?
[05:25] ---
Or, like, program planning?
SIGN Nobody Knows
[05:29] ---
Nobody seems to know how.
[05:31] ---
How to make an anime?
[05:33] ---
Why are you asking me that?
[05:36] ---
Wait a minute...
are you scheming something again?
SIGN Suspicious look
[05:40] ---
No, that's not true, ma'am.
SIGN Slap
[05:44] ---
Look at me in the eyes, ma'am.
[05:46] ---
You look even more suspicious.
[05:48] ---
But hmm, anime...
SIGN Seaweed
[05:50] ---
I've never really thought about it,
[05:52] ---
but I assume manga artists
hand-draw them, don't they?
[05:55] ---
Oh, I see.
[05:56] ---
That's not even close, Sis!
[05:59] ---
A manga artist uses many assistants
just to finish one installment.
[06:06] ---
So there'd be no time for him
to make an anime.
[06:08] ---
I guess you're right.
[06:10] ---
Then do you know how it's done,
Master Fuyuki?
[06:13] ---
I don't know for sure...
[06:17] ---
Mom might know!
[06:18] ---
Lots of stuff from her publishing company
[06:20] ---
has been made into anime series.
[06:22] ---
This is Kadoyama Shoten,
where their mom, Aki, works.
SIGN Kadoyama Shoten Publishing Co.
SIGN Kadoyama Shoten Editorial Office
[06:27] ---
Ms. Hinata. Y-You have visitors...
[06:29] ---
Yes?
[06:30] ---
Sorry to interrupt, Lady Mom.
[06:33] ---
Me, too!
[06:35] ---
Kero-chan?
[06:39] ---
I'm not exactly familiar with anime,
[06:42] ---
but these are the materials
sent to us by animation producers.
[06:46] ---
That's a lot!
[06:47] ---
What do they use them for?
[06:50] ---
Well...
[06:51] ---
Oh, I know. Just wait a second.
SIGN How to Create Anime
[06:54] ---
Here you go.
[06:56] ---
We published this book years ago
on how to make anime.
[07:00] ---
Here are copies for all five of you.
[07:02] ---
Thank you very much, Lady Mom!
[07:04] ---
See ya, Kero-chan.
[07:05] ---
I'll just deduct the cost of those books
from your allowance, okay?
[07:10] ---
Always budget-conscious, sir...
[07:12] ---
She doesn't miss a thing.
[07:14] ---
We shall start the operation.
[07:17] ---
We're going to create an anime
[07:19] ---
that will steal the hearts
of all Pekoponians.
[07:22] ---
Roger!
SIGN Underground Secret Base・Scripting Room
SIGN Art
[07:25] ---
Sergeant Keroro is in charge of scripting.
SIGN Sergeant Keroro
[07:27] ---
A script is where the dialogue
and storylines are written.
[07:31] ---
In order to make a 30-minute
animated episode,
SIGN How to Create Anime
[07:36] ---
you need approximately 60 pages
of 200-letter composition paper.
[07:41] ---
Gero.
[07:42] ---
That's easy, sir!
[07:44] ---
First of all, I'll start
with my favorite line...
[07:47] ---
"A Gundam model can't be built in one day."
[07:50] ---
Next!
SIGN Three Hours Later
[07:52] ---
And three hours later...
[07:55] ---
I can't come up with another good line.
[07:57] ---
You can't call it a script
if you only worry about dialogue,
[07:59] ---
and don't have a good storyline.
[08:04] ---
There's no way I can write 60 pages!
SIGN Giving Up
[08:08] ---
Private 2nd class Tamama
is in charge of the storyboards.
SIGN Same Location・Storyboard Room
SIGN Tenacity
[08:11] ---
Based on the script,
[08:13] ---
you draw simple character
movements in a storyboard.
[08:18] ---
I got it.
[08:21] ---
Are you done with the script, Mr. Sergeant?
[08:23] ---
Well... sort of...
[08:25] ---
Good job... Huh?
SIGN Sergeant Keroro
Script: Sgt Keroro
Keroro: A Gundam model
can't be built in one day.
Keroro: You're going to a lot of
trouble, aren't you?
Keroro: I-It's Giroro... That Red guy...
Keroro: You've got good eyes.
Keroro: Even my dad never hit me.
[08:27] ---
Only one page?
[08:28] ---
Aren't you supposed to come up with 60 pages?
[08:32] ---
Tamama-kun.
I'll leave the rest to you.
SIGN Tenacity
[08:37] ---
Mr. Sergeant is acting strange.
[08:40] ---
Anyway, all I have to do is to draw
what's on the script, right?
[08:43] ---
That should be easy.
SIGN Three Hours Later
[08:45] ---
And three hours later...
SIGN Tenacity
[08:47] ---
How in the world do I draw movements?
[08:51] ---
Try drawing my movements, if you can!
[08:56] ---
Losing your temper doesn't
get you anywhere...
SIGN Natsumi
SIGN Same Location・Animation Room
[09:00] ---
Corporal Giroro is in charge of animation.
[09:06] ---
Done already?
SIGN Start without me
[09:10] ---
"Start without me"...?
SIGN Natsumi
[09:15] ---
Whatever. My job is to draw pictures.
SIGN Three Hours Later
[09:21] ---
And three hours later...
[09:23] ---
Okay, I did it!
[09:26] ---
Wow... I did a good job, if I say so myself.
[09:33] ---
In order to make a 30-minute anime episode,
[09:35] ---
you will need 3,000 sheets of drawings.
SIGN 3,000 sheets
[09:39] ---
Three... thou... sand?
SIGN How to Create Anime
[09:42] ---
It took me all this time to draw just one.
[09:47] ---
I have to do this 3,000 times?
[09:53] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo is
in charge of painting.
[09:55] ---
Giroro-kun! Are you done yet?
[09:58] ---
I am supposed to color your drawings.
SIGN Natsumi
[10:04] ---
Giroro-kun!
[10:06] ---
It's impossible...
[10:07] ---
I'm not cut out for animation production...
[10:12] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu is
in charge of background art.
[10:15] ---
Wow!
SIGN Same Location・Background Art Room
[10:17] ---
You guys are pathetic.
[10:19] ---
Beautiful work.
[10:19] ---
This is incredible, Sergeant Major.
How did you come up with these?
[10:24] ---
I used my PC to capture images
from other anime series,
[10:26] ---
and simply erased the characters.
SIGN That's cheating...
[10:30] ---
That's cheating.
[10:34] ---
I think an anime is something
to watch, not to create.
[10:38] ---
Yeah...
[10:39] ---
I can't accept that, sir!
[10:42] ---
All our combined forces
could not produce a single episode,
[10:46] ---
but dozens of episodes
are aired on TV every week.
[10:50] ---
What are you saying?
[10:52] ---
Maybe there's an easy way to make anime.
[10:58] ---
I think we should look into this further.
[11:03] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
SIGN Underground Secret Base・Audio Room
[11:06] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[11:08] ---
Angol Mois is in charge of audio.
[11:09] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[11:13] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[11:13] ---
Is it all right to finish
the opening song first?
[11:16] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[11:18] ---
Or, like, first things second?
[11:21] ---
Good job!
[11:22] ---
Good job.
SIGN Captain Geroro
[11:39] ---
Allow me to remind you.
SIGN Director
[11:40] ---
These characters and companies are fictional,
[11:43] ---
and not based on actual characters.
SIGN One journey after another
SIGN Farewell!
SIGN Captain Geroro
[11:51] ---
Aha... There's Captain Geroro!
[11:54] ---
That means we're here.
[11:57] ---
This is the animation company SUNIRASE.
[12:00] ---
They produce Captain Geroro.
[12:03] ---
With my information network,
[12:05] ---
pinpointing a location is no trouble at all.
[12:10] ---
We're here to find an easy way
to make an anime.
SIGN Same Location・Entrance Hall
[12:16] ---
Set your anti-barriers to inaudible mode.
SIGN Anti-barrier on
[12:22] ---
With the help of their anti-barriers,
[12:25] ---
no one can see or hear them.
[12:28] ---
There must be a secret somewhere.
[12:31] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN Today's Meetings
Project Meeting
Captain Geroro Script Meeting Photo Shoot Meeting
[12:36] ---
"Script meeting"?
SIGN Same Location・Conference Room
[12:40] ---
It must be here, sir.
[12:43] ---
Oof...
[12:44] ---
Don't mean to keep repeating myself,
SIGN Anti-barrier still in operation
[12:45] ---
but their anti-barriers
are still in operation.
SIGN Captain Geroro Episode 16
[12:47] ---
Mr. Sergeant! Look at this!
[12:50] ---
Captain Geroro, Episode 16?
[12:52] ---
Episodes 17 and 18 are over here...
[12:55] ---
I guess these are scripts.
[12:58] ---
I didn't know you could use a
word processor. Then, I could have...
[13:03] ---
No, I don't think that was the issue...
[13:05] ---
Mr. Sergeant, look at this!
[13:08] ---
Why are there so many instant dumplings?
[13:13] ---
I know.
[13:14] ---
These must be special-recipe
instant dumplings
[13:17] ---
that can make production
of interesting anime easy, sir.
[13:21] ---
These dumplings are so tasty, Director.
[13:23] ---
They're special homemade dumplings.
[13:25] ---
They'll help you come up with great ideas.
[13:29] ---
Gero?
[13:30] ---
I knew it. Pekoponians
are careless to give out
[13:34] ---
their easy anime-making method.
[13:36] ---
They're soft... as soft
as these instant dumplings.
[13:41] ---
All kidding aside,
some of those dumplings were
[13:43] ---
mistakenly spiced up with
red-hot chili peppers, so be careful.
[14:03] ---
Huh?
SIGN Same Location・Directorial Discussion Room
[14:07] ---
That was terrible...
[14:10] ---
There was something fishy about that place.
[14:12] ---
Farewell, farewell...
[14:15] ---
G'morning.
[14:17] ---
I'll finish it up today.
[14:21] ---
He must know the easiest way
to make anime.
[14:28] ---
Hey! Who are you?!
[14:31] ---
He can see us, sir!
[14:32] ---
How could he,
when we have anti-barriers on?
[14:35] ---
Three seconds. Hm.
[14:39] ---
He didn't see us?
[14:40] ---
He was just reading dialogue.
[14:43] ---
Looks like he was timing dialogue
with his stopwatch.
SIGN Same Location・Drawing Room
[14:51] ---
S-So fast!
[14:52] ---
They are drawing at least
three times faster than I can!
[14:57] ---
This is professionalism.
[15:01] ---
This pose is hard to draw...
[15:04] ---
Looks like she's having a
hard time. What will she do?
[15:08] ---
This may be where the easy way
to make anime will be revealed!
[15:12] ---
Todoroki-kun. Could you pose like this?
[15:14] ---
What?
[15:17] ---
Like this?
[15:18] ---
Exactly.
[15:19] ---
I... I see! I just need someone
to model for me!
[15:23] ---
You don't need to be that surprised...
[15:25] ---
If you want a model, just tell us.
[15:28] ---
How is this?
[15:31] ---
Why do I have to suffer like this?
[15:33] ---
I'll give it a try before I forget.
[15:36] ---
There's no pose as complex
as a wrestling hold, they say...
[15:41] ---
Keroro-kun! Hang in there.
SIGN One Hour Later
[15:44] ---
One hour later...
[15:48] ---
C'mon!
[15:49] ---
N-Not done yet?
[15:51] ---
It's hard, even with models...
SIGN Two Hours Later
[15:54] ---
Two hours later...
[15:59] ---
How much longer?
[16:00] ---
Just a little longer...
SIGN Five Hours Later
[16:03] ---
Five hours later...
[16:06] ---
Sorry!
[16:08] ---
I'm just not cut out for this.
[16:10] ---
What?
[16:11] ---
You could've given up hours ago...
[16:14] ---
Maybe I should've practiced
first with a simpler pose.
[16:17] ---
Then why don't you try an energy wave?
[16:20] ---
It's flashy and suited to anime.
[16:23] ---
Good idea!
[16:24] ---
Here we go, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:28] ---
Vacuum...
[16:30] ---
...Tamama Fist!
[16:39] ---
Keroro-kun!
[16:42] ---
How is it going?
[16:43] ---
I think I'm getting the hang of it.
[16:46] ---
Todoroki-kun!
How about another pose?
[16:49] ---
Oh, he's gone...
[16:51] ---
I guess I'll just have to make do with this.
[16:54] ---
What?! I could've just used a doll!
[16:56] ---
It does seem so.
[16:58] ---
What was the purpose... of all I did...
SIGN Effort in Vain
SIGN Same Location・Production Room
[17:14] ---
We can't seem to find an easy
anime-making method, can we?
[17:18] ---
I have to say the same thing myself.
[17:20] ---
Maybe there is simply no such thing?
[17:24] ---
That can't be true!
[17:26] ---
There should be a way
[17:28] ---
of making anime easily
to suck Pekoponians dry.
[17:33] ---
There's no such thing as
an easy way to make anime!
SIGN Gasp!
[17:38] ---
Yes, sir.
[17:39] ---
Sorry.
[17:41] ---
Instead of entertaining silly ideas,
get busy. Is that clear?
[17:45] ---
Yes, sir.
SIGN Jolt
[17:48] ---
Apparently, there's no such thing
as an easy way to make anime.
[17:53] ---
That seems to be the case.
[17:55] ---
Rely on your own devices
to realize your dreams...
[17:58] ---
There is no point in a future
handed you by someone else.
[18:01] ---
Mr. Sergeant! Those are...
[18:03] ---
Captain Geroro's lines from a preview!
[18:06] ---
I was mistaken, sir!
[18:08] ---
It's meaningless unless we
accomplish our mission ourselves!
[18:15] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[18:17] ---
Keroro...
[18:18] ---
We have no time to waste here, sir!
[18:21] ---
Let's get back to the base right away
and resume our mission!
SIGN Motivated!!
[18:25] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Art
SIGN Tenacity
[18:42] ---
My name is Sergeant Keroro.
[18:45] ---
How do you d-do...
[18:47] ---
Uncle, you bungled your line.
[18:49] ---
Or, like, nervous speaker?
SIGN Sergeant Keroro Premiere Screening
[18:53] ---
Finally, they finished their anime.
SIGN Sergeant Keroro
[19:04] ---
I-It's starting.
[19:06] ---
My name is Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[19:09] ---
Those are my drawings!
[19:15] ---
I'm dancing!
[19:19] ---
Tamama Impact!
SIGN Guwaaa...
[19:25] ---
I look so cool!
[19:32] ---
Hi-yah!
[19:35] ---
This is amazing.
SIGN Huh
[19:46] ---
I think you did a better job with
the Corporal Giroro scenes...
[19:50] ---
W-What are you saying? That's not true.
[19:53] ---
Well, your anime version looks better.
SIGN Shocked
[20:03] ---
At least the backgrounds are top-notch.
[20:06] ---
It's our very own anime.
[20:11] ---
Or, like, touching epic?
[20:15] ---
A Gundam model can't be built in a day!
SIGN The End
[20:26] ---
That was a beautiful anime,
Uncle. I'm so touched.
[20:30] ---
Great. Let's broadcast this
all over Pekopon...
[20:33] ---
Not yet, sir.
[20:35] ---
The script, story and animation
are still substandard.
[20:38] ---
Airing it as-is will bring
shame to the Keroro Platoon.
[20:42] ---
Keroro... Are you...
[20:45] ---
I'm sure we can do a much
better job than this. Am I right?
[20:50] ---
Yeah!
[20:56] ---
To make good anime,
you need to do some research.
[21:01] ---
I'm gonna watch all the
classic masterpieces very carefully.
[21:04] ---
I've been wondering why
I've hardly seen you lately.
[21:07] ---
You've been watching anime all day!
[21:09] ---
Y-You might think I'm being lazy,
[21:12] ---
but this is actually a part of
our Pekopon invasion strategy...
[21:16] ---
Invasion? That makes it
even harder for me to accept.
SIGN Oh?
[21:21] ---
Turn off the TV.
Do the cleaning and laundry.
[21:23] ---
Roger, ma'am!
[21:24] ---
Then wash the dishes, iron the clothes,
and make the beds.
[21:28] ---
Sure!
[21:29] ---
Anime-making is quite addictive...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
This is Fuyuki.
[23:07] ---
They say autumn is a time for
contemplating art and enjoying food.
[23:10] ---
But for me, autumn is all about
enjoying the occult.
[23:12] ---
In summer, there are so
many people at popular locations,
[23:14] ---
and running into a TV shoot
can be disappointing.
[23:18] ---
I recommend an "autumn of the occult."
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
The next episode will be
all about the joys of autumn.
[23:23] ---
"Momoka vs. Koyuki:
Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E34 - Momoka vs. Koyuki: Battle for Hot Springs, Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
Momoka-sama...
[01:39] ---
He loves me, he loves me not,
he loves me, he loves me not...
[01:44] ---
Fuyuki-kun... actually loves me!
[01:50] ---
Now, then... Today's horoscope...
[02:00] ---
In the Fortune Telling Room
at the Nishizawa Mansion,
[02:02] ---
elite fortune-tellers
from all over the world
[02:05] ---
are about to start
"Today's Momoka's Fortune"
[02:09] ---
with a combination of crystal ball reading,
tarot cards, Feng Shui,
[02:12] ---
animal reading, turtle shell reading,
and wooden sandal reading.
[02:20] ---
Bonjour!
[02:21] ---
Your special someone might
invite you to a hot spring spa.
[02:24] ---
If you miss this chance,
he's not the one for you,
[02:26] ---
and you must give up.
[02:28] ---
Hot spring?
[02:34] ---
Momoka vs. Koyuki:
Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!
SIGN Train Depot Street Merchant Association Lucky Draw
[02:41] ---
Hot springs! Hot springs!
SIGN Lucky Draw Ticket The Grand Prize is a Trip to Hot Springs Three people plus one person
[02:43] ---
It's your lucky draw.
[02:45] ---
The grand prize is a trip to the
hot springs for your whole family.
[02:48] ---
Shopping Arcade Grand Opening!
[02:50] ---
No purchase necessary.
Don't miss this chance.
[02:53] ---
Lucky Draw...
[02:55] ---
Here, try one.
[02:57] ---
He said the grand prize
is a trip to the hot springs.
[02:59] ---
Fuyuki-kun, why don't you try?
[03:01] ---
But I've never won anything in these games.
[03:03] ---
Never mind that! You should try it.
SIGN Lucky Draw
[03:09] ---
Red ball! It's the grand prize!
[03:13] ---
Really?
[03:14] ---
You won the grand prize! Wow!
[03:17] ---
Here are three tickets,
plus one extra, to a deluxe hot springs.
[03:21] ---
Congratulations, Fuyuki-kun.
[03:23] ---
It's for an extra person,
in addition to three.
[03:26] ---
It's all because of you, Nishizawa-san.
[03:28] ---
I can take three people, plus one extra...
[03:31] ---
Fuyuki?
SIGN The Grand Prize
[03:32] ---
Oh, look, Sis!
[03:34] ---
I won a trip to the hot springs!
[03:36] ---
You totally suck at any type
of lottery. This is amazing.
[03:39] ---
And it's three tickets, plus one extra.
[03:42] ---
Three tickets, plus one extra?
[03:44] ---
That would be me, you, and Mom, right?
[03:47] ---
Who should we take with us?
SIGN Me, Me, Me, Me, Me...
[03:48] ---
Me, me, me, me...
[03:50] ---
I know!
[03:52] ---
Koyuki-chan. Would you care to join us?
[03:55] ---
You're inviting me?!
[03:57] ---
It would be a waste not
to use the extra ticket.
[03:59] ---
That okay, Fuyuki?
[04:00] ---
Sure.
[04:02] ---
I'd be delighted. It's been a long time.
[04:05] ---
We'll have fun, Koyuki-chan.
[04:08] ---
Why...
[04:11] ---
Why wasn't I invited?!
[04:15] ---
Our operation was unsuccessful.
[04:18] ---
Never! I'm never giving up!
[04:23] ---
Master Fuyuki!
SIGN The Grand Prize
[04:25] ---
Huh?
[04:26] ---
I thought I heard his voice just now.
[04:30] ---
What could this be?
SIGN Hot Springs Admission
[04:32] ---
Tickets to the hot springs.
Three, plus an additional one.
[04:36] ---
One. Two. Three. Kero!
[04:39] ---
Yahoo! Yahoo! Hot springs!
A family trip! Yahoo!
[04:44] ---
Oh, Lady Natsumi.
[04:45] ---
To be going on a trip as a
member of the Hinata family
[04:49] ---
is like a dream come true, ma'am.
[04:51] ---
Oh, that.
[04:53] ---
Actually, I've already invited
Koyuki-chan to come with us.
[04:56] ---
What did you say...?
[04:58] ---
You picked Lady Koyuki over me,
when I'm like a family member?!
SIGN Bwoosh...
[05:01] ---
That can't be! That's so cruel!
[05:04] ---
I want to relax at the hot springs, too!
[05:07] ---
Day after day of hard labor...
[05:08] ---
My body cries out in desperation.
[05:11] ---
Oh, it hurts! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
[05:13] ---
Knock it off.
[05:15] ---
Here, take this.
[05:16] ---
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts...
Oops, wrong arm.
[05:21] ---
If you can solve that puzzle by yourself,
[05:22] ---
I'll take you along with us.
[05:24] ---
Y-You mean it?!
[05:26] ---
Only if you can do it.
[05:28] ---
Roger!
[05:29] ---
I'll go with you if I solve this, okay?
[05:30] ---
You can't take that back.
[05:32] ---
Excuse me... are you sure
you can promise him that?
[05:35] ---
There's no way he can
solve that puzzle.
[05:38] ---
This way, he'll stop complaining, right?
[05:40] ---
Oh, I see...
[05:42] ---
Natsumi has matured in dealing with aliens.
[05:48] ---
If I move this eye ball that way,
and this gum over this way...
SIGN Goal: Hot Springs
[05:53] ---
Ooh... This is hard.
[05:54] ---
But the hot springs await
if I solve this, sir...
[05:59] ---
Hello?
[06:01] ---
Hello, Fuyuki-kun? This is Koyuki.
[06:03] ---
Azumaya-san?
[06:05] ---
Huh?
SIGN Voice Changer in Use
[06:05] ---
You see, something came up.
[06:07] ---
I won't be able to join you on the trip.
[06:09] ---
Voice Changer in operation.
[06:12] ---
Oh, really?
[06:13] ---
Yeah. So, why don't you
invite Momoka-chan instead?
SIGN Nishizawa Peach Group
[06:19] ---
Nishizawa-san?
[06:20] ---
Have to go! Goodbye!
[06:24] ---
What's up with Koyuki-chan?
[06:26] ---
She said she couldn't
make the trip, after all.
[06:29] ---
But why did she call your cell phone?
[06:31] ---
I dunno...
[06:36] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[06:39] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[06:43] ---
I was just passing by, and thought
[06:47] ---
you might want to talk to me...
[06:50] ---
You know, like women's intuition?
[06:53] ---
Y-Yeah...
[06:54] ---
Hello!
[06:56] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[06:57] ---
Natsumi-san! Which bag should
I take to the hot springs,
[07:01] ---
a big one or little one?
[07:03] ---
But didn't you just call
to say you're not going?
[07:07] ---
You even suggested we
invite Nishizawa-san instead.
[07:10] ---
I don't know what you're talking about.
[07:12] ---
Well, I'm afraid that's that...
Run along now...
SIGN Go home
Go home
Go home
[07:17] ---
W-What's going on? I was looking
forward to a trip with Natsumi-chan.
SIGN No way
No way
No way
[07:23] ---
Get lost!
[07:24] ---
You've been a nuisance to all my plans.
[07:26] ---
Who's the real nuisance?
[07:32] ---
Both of you want this
hot springs ticket, right?
[07:35] ---
Kululu.
[07:36] ---
When did you get a hold of that?
SIGN Hot
Springs
Admission
[07:38] ---
Wherever there's trouble,
you'll find me there.
[07:43] ---
The ticket!
[07:45] ---
How about whoever gets the ticket first
[07:47] ---
will go to the hot springs?
[07:49] ---
That's a good idea. It's fair
and simple. Well, I'll go ahead!
[07:53] ---
Hey, wait!
[07:55] ---
Paul!
[07:56] ---
Everything's ready, milady!
[08:08] ---
I won't let you have it!
[08:14] ---
It's impossible...
[08:16] ---
There's no way to solve this.
SIGN Sneer
SIGN Goal: Hot Springs!
[08:20] ---
As a final resort, I'll use
a screwdriver to break it up
[08:25] ---
and just put it back together.
[08:28] ---
Yes. She'll never know
the difference, sir!
SIGN Missed
[08:50] ---
It has been a long time since
I last saw Koyuki-dono so intense.
[08:53] ---
Why has it come to this?
[08:55] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[08:57] ---
Now you have to keep
your promise, right?
[08:59] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you seem totally
in the dark about what's going on.
[09:03] ---
Koyuki-san and Momoka-san are out there
[09:05] ---
fighting for that hot springs ticket.
[09:07] ---
Or, like, clashing weapons?
[09:08] ---
What?!
[09:12] ---
No one's getting that ticket but me!
[09:18] ---
Got it!
[09:19] ---
Not so fast!
SIGN Slap Slap Slap
[09:32] ---
I won the ticket.
[09:33] ---
It ain't over...
There's no way I'm gonna lose!
[09:40] ---
That's the...
[09:41] ---
Oh no...
[09:42] ---
Momoka-sama!
[09:44] ---
It's still undergoing tests.
It still has some glitches.
SIGN Momoka Impact
[09:47] ---
Momoka... Impact!
SIGN Ahhh!
SIGN Hot Springs Admission
[10:06] ---
The hot springs... ticket...
[10:11] ---
Oh, no...
[10:12] ---
They're not gonna accept it like this...
[10:15] ---
After all... after all my hard work...
[10:18] ---
All I wanted was for Fuyuki-kun
to invite me to the hot springs...
[10:22] ---
Huh?
SIGN Ooh...
[10:23] ---
My horoscope said that
if I missed this chance,
[10:25] ---
then my love would be doomed.
[10:27] ---
It's all over!
[10:30] ---
Momoka-chan?
[10:38] ---
Well, well. What are you all doing out here?
[10:41] ---
Mom!
SIGN Momonoyu
Hot Springs
SIGN A Few Days Later...
SIGN Women's Bath
[10:50] ---
Women's bath.
[10:52] ---
We made additional reservations
for those without tickets.
[10:55] ---
You're the best, Mom.
You always know what to do.
[10:58] ---
A soak in a hot spring with
my dear friend, Natsumi-san!
[11:00] ---
It's a dream come true!
[11:01] ---
Koyuki-chan! That tickles!
[11:04] ---
Fuyuki-kun is just on the
other side of this wall...
SIGN Men's Bath
[11:09] ---
Men's bath.
[11:12] ---
This is fun.
[11:14] ---
I feel rejuvenated, sir.
[11:16] ---
Come to think of it, you didn't
have to go through all that effort.
[11:19] ---
You could've just snuck in here
using your anti-barrier.
[11:23] ---
Silly.
[11:24] ---
Total cost of developing
this hot springs resort:
[11:28] ---
15 billion yen.
[11:30] ---
Well, it all worked out in the end,
didn't it, Momoka-chan?
[11:34] ---
Right!
[11:51] ---
A fine, sunny day.
[11:53] ---
Clouds slowly drifting through
the clear blue sky.
[11:57] ---
Times like these lure some people,
and some aliens too,
[12:01] ---
on a mysterious journey.
[12:05] ---
You go to and from school every day...
[12:09] ---
I forgot we have a
Sunday Review Class today!
[12:11] ---
Sometimes cleaning and washing
take up all your time...
[12:18] ---
Fine weather, sir...
[12:27] ---
Th-That's Lady Natsumi's favorite cup!
[12:30] ---
I'm in big trouble.
[12:38] ---
Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!
[12:55] ---
I've never used this promenade before,
[12:58] ---
although it's in my neighborhood.
[13:01] ---
You are moving, and yet you
feel like you're standing still...
[13:05] ---
Where does this lead to?
[13:11] ---
I've run away.
I've made matters worse.
[13:14] ---
Should I keep going, or should
I go back and apologize honestly?
[13:21] ---
Since you are not moving,
you feel you are stationary...
[13:30] ---
How serene, sir...
[13:32] ---
Day after day... doesn't it start
to make you feel suffocated?
[13:37] ---
I should just escape...
[13:41] ---
What's wrong?
SIGN Out of Fuel
[13:51] ---
It really just goes straight on...
[14:00] ---
C'mon, Bookie! I said, let's go.
[14:06] ---
S-Sarge!
[14:09] ---
M-Master Fuyuki!
[14:11] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[14:13] ---
That dog! It kept barking,
and it scared me...
[14:16] ---
It was so scary.
[14:18] ---
Hey, Sarge.
[14:21] ---
You wanna go a little further?
[14:23] ---
Who knows? We might find
something interesting.
[14:27] ---
Exactly what I wish, sir.
[14:29] ---
Master Fuyuki.
[14:30] ---
We'll follow this white line
all the way, sir!
[14:34] ---
All right! An adventure!
SIGN Safety First
[14:43] ---
Someone is trying to
destroy Pekopon, sir!
[14:46] ---
It's dangerous. Don't get too close.
[14:49] ---
This is no time to be nonchalant.
[14:51] ---
This could be the end of Planet Pekopon, sir.
[14:54] ---
They're only tearing down
a condemned building, actually.
[14:59] ---
They are not going to
destroy everything?
[15:04] ---
Well, I guess it's nothing
[15:06] ---
compared to Lady Mois's Armageddon.
[15:10] ---
I know this...
[15:15] ---
It's mine!
[15:16] ---
Sis!
[15:18] ---
Huh? Look, what's that?
[15:22] ---
Choo choo.
[15:28] ---
We used to come to this restaurant
when we were young.
[15:32] ---
It went out of business, huh...
SIGN Safety First
[15:37] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[15:39] ---
Trouble, sir!
[15:41] ---
Is it a Pekopon secret weapon,
or is it a new robot, sir?
[15:45] ---
That's just a postbox.
[15:47] ---
A postbox?
[15:48] ---
You mean the kind you put your letters in?
[15:51] ---
You hardly see this kind these days,
[15:53] ---
but they all used to look like this.
[15:57] ---
But the more I look, the more
it reminds me of a certain red jerk.
[16:07] ---
This is a good stress reliever.
[16:09] ---
Sarge...
[16:12] ---
Master Fuyuki,
[16:14] ---
this is incredible!
SIGN Golden Shachihoko
[16:16] ---
This swirling vortex...
[16:17] ---
where's it coming from and where's it going?
[16:20] ---
Pekopon technology shouldn't
be taken lightly.
[16:23] ---
This is just a barber's sign.
[16:26] ---
Barber?
[16:28] ---
This is where Mom used to bring me.
SIGN Fashion & Sense
[16:32] ---
Hey. That poster is still here.
[16:35] ---
Let's go in and investigate.
[16:37] ---
No, Sarge. You can't just go in.
SIGN Shachihoko
[16:47] ---
Enemy plane at 10 o'clock!
[16:50] ---
I'm going to shoot it down!
[16:54] ---
The enemy is pretty tough.
[16:57] ---
I used to have my hair cut here,
along with the old ladies.
[17:00] ---
I felt a little embarrassed.
[17:11] ---
The barber's daughter was
always here, playing.
[17:15] ---
Excuse me...
[17:19] ---
Are you here for a haircut?
[17:21] ---
I was just...
[17:25] ---
I'm sorry!
[17:27] ---
That was thrilling, wasn't it?
[17:29] ---
She caught me by surprise.
[17:31] ---
She might be the girl I used to see there.
[17:33] ---
She kinda looked like her...
[17:35] ---
Master Fuyuki, you're blushing, sir!
[17:39] ---
Was she your first love?
[17:42] ---
No!
[17:44] ---
What are you talking about?
[17:45] ---
The way you deny it makes it
all the more suspicious.
[17:50] ---
You're wrong, I say.
[17:52] ---
We could use Kululu's
"If we lived twice" Gun
[17:55] ---
and make both of you
relive the younger days.
[17:58] ---
I said, stop it!
[18:06] ---
Sarge?
[18:07] ---
Master Fuyuki! Look out!
[18:14] ---
Trouble, sir!
[18:16] ---
Look, those Pekoponians
have been petrified by someone!
[18:20] ---
I'm sure there's a hostile alien nearby!
[18:27] ---
Of course not, Sarge.
They are only Buddhist statues.
[18:31] ---
Buddhist statues?
[18:33] ---
You may know a lot about Gundam models,
[18:36] ---
but you hardly know anything
about more common things.
[18:42] ---
I take offense at that.
[18:45] ---
Sorry about that.
[18:48] ---
Master Fuyuki. Stop laughing, sir.
[18:51] ---
Hey, look at this.
SIGN Frog Pharmacy
[18:53] ---
I remember this frog
being much bigger than this.
[19:12] ---
Hey, where's your belly button?
SIGN Frog Pharmacy
[19:23] ---
Time that came to a halt starts up again...
[19:30] ---
There are moments when it feels that way.
[19:39] ---
Here.
[19:46] ---
It's when our hearts have stopped
that the world seems to stop.
[19:55] ---
If I hadn't decided to come this way today,
[19:57] ---
you and I may have never
walked together like this.
[20:03] ---
Hey. Let's come back sometime.
[20:08] ---
Of course, sir!
[20:15] ---
When our hearts move, the world dances.
[20:45] ---
Huh? We're back to the usual road.
[20:53] ---
Huh? What was that green thing?
[20:57] ---
Hey, you two.
What are you doing out here?
[21:01] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[21:03] ---
Have mercy, ma'am!
[21:05] ---
Sarge!
[21:06] ---
Hey, you two!
[21:08] ---
Why are you running away?
[21:10] ---
Please forgive me for
breaking your mug, ma'am!
[21:14] ---
What about my mug?
[21:16] ---
Sarge!
[21:22] ---
You, too, should take a little stroll.
[21:26] ---
Your everyday things
might look slightly different.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Saburo. When do
you feel that winter is near?
[23:12] ---
I feel it when the air smells different.
[23:18] ---
Somehow, I feel a little bit happier then.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that! On the next episode,
[23:22] ---
Happy Birthday, Lady Natsumi.
[23:25] ---
"Top Secret! Natsumi's
Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
It's one full episode. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E35 - Top Secret! Natsumi's Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Let's rewind time by two years
SIGN Happy 11th Birthday, Fuyuki!
[01:33] ---
to take a peek at
Hinata Fuyuki's 11th birthday.
[01:43] ---
Happy birthday.
[01:45] ---
Happy birthday, Fuyuki.
[01:46] ---
Thanks.
[01:49] ---
Here you go. My present to you.
[01:52] ---
Thank you! What is it?
SIGN Encyclopedia of World UMA The Number of Sightings Increasing. Do Frog-type Sprites Really Exist!?
[01:56] ---
Wow. It's an illustrated book
about alien visitors.
[01:58] ---
I've been wanting to get this.
[02:01] ---
And what would you like
for your birthday, Natsumi?
[02:04] ---
Me? Nah, don't bother.
[02:07] ---
I'm already in junior high.
I don't want to be too childish.
[02:10] ---
Are you sure?
[02:12] ---
Yeah. I want it to be like any other day.
[02:14] ---
You don't have to force yourself
to leave work early, either.
[02:18] ---
I'm sorry your birthday
[02:19] ---
comes at one of the busiest
times of the year.
[02:22] ---
Oh, it's okay.
Here, Fuyuki, a present from me.
[02:25] ---
Thank you!
[02:26] ---
Wow! It's the latest mystery tour map!
[02:30] ---
Let's all go together sometime.
[02:32] ---
That was one of the good old days
at the Hinata household
[02:35] ---
before Sergeant Keroro showed up.
[02:40] ---
Top Secret! Natsumi's
Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!
[02:51] ---
Sarge, I didn't see you come in.
[02:53] ---
Master Fuyuki, something bothering you?
[02:55] ---
Yeah, sort of.
[02:57] ---
Well, I have this really small problem.
You wanna hear about it?
[03:01] ---
Sure.
[03:01] ---
I've been concerned about my status.
[03:05] ---
Sometimes I wish they'd say...
SIGN Nice Strategy
[03:06] ---
"Wow. What a terrific plan!"
SIGN You're the Best, Leader
[03:09] ---
"You're the best leader there is."
[03:12] ---
I'm wondering how to
come up with a plan
[03:13] ---
that will help me regain
my team's confidence.
[03:17] ---
So, any great ideas on
how to conquer Pekopon?
[03:20] ---
Don't ask me a silly question like that.
[03:23] ---
Besides, I've already got a lot
on my mind right now
[03:26] ---
with my sister's birthday
coming up.
[03:29] ---
Lady Natsumi's birthday, sir?
[03:31] ---
Yeah. On December 2.
[03:34] ---
She thinks presents and cakes
are childish,
[03:36] ---
so I don't think she'd
appreciate that. So I...
SIGN Geroron-geroron-geroron...
[03:47] ---
Hey! Sorry I'm so late, everyone!
SIGN Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[03:50] ---
I had some business meetings to
attend all over town this morning.
[03:53] ---
All right.
Let's start the meeting, shall we?
[03:56] ---
Please raise your hand
before you start speaking.
[04:00] ---
Giroro-kun!
[04:02] ---
I would like to know the
real reason why you were late.
[04:06] ---
I knew the red lantern would
toss me nasty sarcasm like that.
[04:11] ---
Oops... I guess the safety
must've been off by mistake.
[04:15] ---
Y-You almost killed me!
[04:16] ---
These invasion strategy meetings are
extremely important to us.
[04:22] ---
I've just about had it with you
coming in late all the time.
[04:28] ---
Giroro-kun, control yourself.
[04:31] ---
Corporal Giroro.
[04:32] ---
Why don't you calm down and
listen to what I'm about to say?
[04:36] ---
I'm quite confident that my
new plan will blow you away.
[04:41] ---
Hmph! I'm looking forward to it.
[04:45] ---
Good. Now, I name the operation...
[04:47] ---
Surprise! Surprise!
Birthday Party for Lady Natsumi!
[04:53] ---
What did you say?!
[04:54] ---
Keroro-kun,
please give us some details!
[04:57] ---
Sure. In two days, December 2,
[04:59] ---
it's Lady Natsumi's birthday.
[05:02] ---
We shall avoid Lady Natsumi at any cost,
[05:04] ---
while preparing for her party in secret.
SIGN I'm unimportant... Anxiety grows
[05:09] ---
She'll be quite depressed,
thinking that nobody cares about her.
[05:14] ---
"My birthday is coming soon,
and nobody remembered at all."
[05:18] ---
However, it's just a setup for
the greatest surprise of her life.
[05:22] ---
The next instant...
[05:24] ---
Presents! Ta-da!
[05:27] ---
And a delicious cake, ta-dow!
[05:29] ---
She'll gain enormous happiness!
[05:32] ---
She'll be so touched.
SIGN Booing
SIGN Cheering
[05:38] ---
In other words, you're
going to lower her guard
[05:41] ---
to make our invasion easier, correct?
[05:43] ---
Well, I guess you could say that.
[05:47] ---
K-Keroro.
[05:50] ---
Y-You moron, you're such a...
[05:54] ---
I understand! And will comply!
[05:57] ---
That is a thing of beauty
that will endure for generations.
[06:01] ---
They will call it "the salute
that was just so perfect."
[06:05] ---
Then, it's unanimous.
The proposal is approved.
[06:11] ---
All right!
[06:12] ---
Commence Operation Birthday Party.
SIGN Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[06:14] ---
The plan must succeed, no matter what.
[06:17] ---
Yeah!
[06:21] ---
I'm home. Sorry I'm late.
[06:23] ---
I'll start dinner right away.
[06:27] ---
Oh, Tamama. I didn't know you'd be here.
[06:30] ---
Natchi, is there anything you want?
[06:33] ---
Anything I want? Why are
you asking so suddenly?
[06:36] ---
Because, the day after tomorrow...
[06:41] ---
W-Wha...
[06:42] ---
Oh, welcome home, Lady Natsumi.
[06:46] ---
It's been cold outside, hasn't it?
[06:49] ---
W-What's that?
[06:53] ---
I'm finished.
[06:55] ---
Just leave your plate there.
[06:57] ---
Okay, thanks.
[07:00] ---
Can I talk to you?
[07:02] ---
Do you have a favorite musician
or something like that?
[07:06] ---
I don't remember you ever
striking up a conversation with me.
[07:09] ---
So what are you up to this time?
[07:11] ---
Nothing at all.
[07:13] ---
It's just, in two days...
[07:18] ---
Yet again...
[07:19] ---
Well, if it isn't Lady Natsumi.
[07:21] ---
Thank you for doing the dishes, ma'am.
[07:24] ---
What the heck's going on here?
SIGN Self-reflection Room In Use
[07:27] ---
What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN I'm sorry Forgive me I beg your pardon Forgive me, Mom Sorry I won't do it again.
[07:30] ---
Weren't you listening to a word I said?
SIGN I'm sorry Forgive me I beg your pardon Forgive me, Mom Sorry
[07:32] ---
How can it be a surprise
if you spill the beans?!
[07:36] ---
Jeez, I'm surprised at you!
[07:38] ---
Now stay in there and think
about what you two just did.
[07:42] ---
What is he so worked up for?
[07:46] ---
I am so hungry...!
[07:49] ---
Natsumi's birthday is coming up?
[07:52] ---
Yeah. It's tomorrow, actually.
[07:54] ---
You seem a bit bothered about it.
[07:57] ---
It's just that I don't know what to do.
[07:59] ---
If there's a problem,
why don't you let me help you?
[08:03] ---
Oh, thank you.
[08:05] ---
All right! This may be a baby step,
[08:07] ---
but it'll help me get closer to him
and the whole family, for sure!
[08:10] ---
Tell me, what seems to be the problem?
[08:14] ---
Well, the thing is, my sister
doesn't like anything "childish."
[08:17] ---
Last year, when I asked her
[08:19] ---
what she wanted for her birthday, she said...
[08:22] ---
How about you get better grades?
That'll make me happy.
[08:28] ---
I was thinking of holding
a birthday party, at least.
[08:32] ---
But I feel she'd think it was childish.
[08:35] ---
That's why...
[08:37] ---
Hey... Nishizawa-san?
[08:39] ---
That's right.
[08:41] ---
Take care of it, Paul.
I want a really big cake.
[08:43] ---
I want to see the greatest
birthday cake ever.
[08:46] ---
All right. This is it.
[08:48] ---
This is my chance to really
join the Hinata household
[08:51] ---
and become part of the family.
[08:54] ---
Chance!
[09:00] ---
I'm home.
[09:03] ---
Master Fuyuki. Welcome back.
[09:06] ---
You're right on time.
I want to show you something.
[09:09] ---
What is it?
SIGN Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[09:17] ---
What is all this?
[09:19] ---
We're gonna party here.
[09:21] ---
When you say party, do you
mean a party for Natsumi?
[09:24] ---
Of course!
[09:25] ---
What do you think?
[09:27] ---
The whole Keroro Platoon
collaborated on the decorations.
[09:35] ---
This is way too childish, Sarge...
SIGN H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y-!!
[09:38] ---
Gero!
[09:39] ---
It's no good, sir?
[09:40] ---
And she won't be happy
with this drastic makeover.
[09:43] ---
How do you think she'll react?
[09:45] ---
You stupid frog!
SIGN caution
[09:51] ---
Warning! Natsumi is coming home.
[10:04] ---
I think I heard the voice of those
stupid frogs coming from this room.
[10:08] ---
They'd better not be up to
something again in here.
[10:17] ---
And so, what could the
astonished Natsumi be looking at?
[10:21] ---
Is there any chance of success
[10:23] ---
for the plans of Keroro and his platoon?
[10:35] ---
Huh?
[10:37] ---
Was I imagining things?
SIGN Happy Birthday!!
[10:48] ---
Scared the heck out of me.
SIGN A Close Call
[10:50] ---
That was close.
[10:52] ---
The real test comes tomorrow.
Everyone, do your best!
[10:55] ---
Roger!
[11:01] ---
I don't know if it'll work.
[11:03] ---
Don't you have any faith in him?
[11:06] ---
Corporal Giroro.
[11:08] ---
Can't say I blame you.
[11:10] ---
All the plans he's come up with
so far have been ridiculous.
[11:13] ---
Well, it's not that I don't
believe he can come through.
[11:17] ---
It's just that
[11:18] ---
I don't know if Sis would
appreciate that kind of party.
[11:22] ---
You should know there are
no guarantees in life.
[11:24] ---
Just think of it this way.
[11:26] ---
It's his way of showing her
how grateful he is
[11:28] ---
for everything she's done for him.
[11:31] ---
It's the thought that counts,
don't you think?
[11:36] ---
Well, we're invaders, after all.
[11:38] ---
Not that she'd be happy to
have invaders grateful to her.
[11:43] ---
We're on opposing sides.
[11:46] ---
It's up to you guys how you respond.
[12:03] ---
And so, the much-awaited day is finally here.
[12:07] ---
C'mon, everyone! Breakfast is ready!
[12:15] ---
I told them last night I had
to get to school early today,
[12:18] ---
yet they're all still sleeping...
SIGN To Sis
[12:20] ---
Hey, Fuyuki. I said wake up.
[12:26] ---
"Natsumi... Sorry. I have practice
this morning, so I'm leaving early. Fuyuki."
[12:32] ---
Practice?
[12:34] ---
Why didn't he just tell me sooner
[12:35] ---
so I didn't have to waste the breakfast?
[12:37] ---
I can't believe how
inconsiderate boys can be.
[12:45] ---
She must be reeling now with
all the body blows we've given her.
[12:49] ---
We're now in the last stages
of the operation.
[12:52] ---
Any problems at this point?
[12:54] ---
How's the venue coming along?
[12:56] ---
Just putting the finishing touches up.
[12:59] ---
How about Lady Natsumi's
surveillance and protection?
[13:02] ---
I've got it covered.
[13:03] ---
Leave it to us.
[13:04] ---
The birthday cake?
[13:05] ---
It'll be here by noon direct from France.
[13:08] ---
The original birthday song?
[13:10] ---
I've finished composing it.
[13:12] ---
All we need to do is practice singing it.
[13:15] ---
It's perfect.
[13:16] ---
Okay, everyone! It'll really
get going when she gets here!
[13:19] ---
Let's all do our part and
make this a complete success!
[13:22] ---
Yeah!
[13:24] ---
Th-This is getting bigger and bigger...
[13:29] ---
Leader...
[13:31] ---
Here.
[13:32] ---
Tamama.
[13:35] ---
It's so pretty...
[13:37] ---
Or, like, purpose unknown?
[13:48] ---
It arrived here on schedule, Milady.
[13:51] ---
Good work, Paul.
[13:52] ---
I mean, don't screw up.
[13:55] ---
I'll be the biggest
contributor to this operation.
[14:04] ---
W-What is it, Koyuki-chan?
[14:06] ---
I'm just keeping an eye
on you. Just ignore me.
[14:09] ---
It's time to show off my
extraordinary cooking skills.
SIGN Keroro the Pretty Cook
[14:21] ---
So how is the food coming along?
Is this it?
[14:47] ---
Natsumi! Wait!
[14:49] ---
Hey, Natsumi. Wanna
do homework at my house?
[14:53] ---
We were hoping you could help us.
[14:55] ---
Though you probably need to go
straight home and prepare dinner.
[15:04] ---
It's fine. Let's go together.
[15:06] ---
All right!
[15:07] ---
Thanks, Natsumi!
[15:08] ---
Let's go.
[15:09] ---
Yeah.
[15:11] ---
I'll treat you to your
favorite sweet potatoes.
[15:13] ---
Really?
[15:15] ---
She's making a detour.
[15:17] ---
This was totally unexpected.
[15:22] ---
Day turned into night,
[15:23] ---
and as dinner time approached,
there was still no sign of Natsumi-chan.
[15:28] ---
She's late...
[15:30] ---
She's really late, sir!
[15:32] ---
She usually comes
straight home from school,
[15:35] ---
and she never stays out this late.
[15:37] ---
Another failure of ours?
[15:41] ---
I am so hungry...
[15:43] ---
Guys. Why don't we just call off
the party and start eating?
[15:47] ---
Call it off?
[15:49] ---
Or, like, mission cancelled?
[15:51] ---
Maybe she figured out what we were up to.
[15:55] ---
She said she couldn't
care less for childish parties.
[15:58] ---
So maybe she decided not to
come home early to avoid this one.
[16:02] ---
So how about we start eating now
and pretend it's nothing special?
[16:06] ---
No! We wait until
Lady Natsumi comes home.
[16:09] ---
How can we eat if the
birthday girl herself isn't here?
[16:13] ---
I won't have it, sir!
[16:14] ---
Sarge...
[16:16] ---
I won't have it, sir.
[16:18] ---
True.
[16:19] ---
It would be heartbreaking if Natsumi-chan got
home and had to eat dinner all by herself.
[16:24] ---
That's true. Let's wait for her.
[16:30] ---
And after about an hour goes by...
[16:33] ---
See you later!
[16:34] ---
Thank you!
[16:35] ---
Bye bye!
[16:37] ---
My goodness. I didn't notice how late it was.
[16:40] ---
Sorry I'm so late...
SIGN Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[17:03] ---
Lady Hinata Natsumi!
[17:04] ---
A happy birthday to you! Yay!
[17:09] ---
Happy birthday!
[17:10] ---
Happy birthday, Lady Natsumi!
[17:12] ---
We've been waiting for you!
[17:17] ---
S-Sis?
[17:20] ---
All this time... You were
setting this up behind my back...
[17:24] ---
Please don't be mad, Sis!
[17:26] ---
We just wanted to make you
happy on your birthday.
[17:29] ---
I've never been happier
in my entire life!
[17:33] ---
Huh? Aren't you upset?
[17:35] ---
Why would I be?
[17:36] ---
Because you don't like this kind of party...
[17:39] ---
No. I love it.
[17:41] ---
So were we able to surprise you?
[17:44] ---
It was a total shock.
SIGN Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[17:45] ---
All right!
[17:46] ---
Operation: "Surprise! Surprise!
Birthday Party for Lady Natsumi!"
[17:48] ---
is a big success.
[17:50] ---
Hurray!
SIGN Program
SIGN 1. Choral Singing Birthday Song (original)
[17:58] [SONG] ---
Good good day.
[18:00] [SONG] ---
Special... birthday.
[18:07] [SONG] ---
On this special day, let's have fun.
[18:14] [SONG] ---
Like the first time my jokes
made everyone laugh in class.
SIGN 1. Choral Singing Birthday Song (original)
SIGN 2. Presentation of Gifts
[18:23] [SONG] ---
I'm so glad to know you.
SIGN Sergeant Major Afro
[18:26] [SONG] ---
An electrical miracle.
[18:30] [SONG] ---
You're so dazzling.
SIGN Potato Chips
[18:33] [SONG] ---
And your smile... is ultraviolet.
SIGN Martian Praying to God
[18:39] [SONG] ---
Best wishes.
SIGN 2. Presentation of Gifts
[18:42] [SONG] ---
Happy birthday!
SIGN 3. Eat Birthday Cake
[19:10] ---
Boy... I'm so full.
[19:12] ---
I can't eat another bite...
[19:16] ---
You don't have very many
opportunities to collapse
[19:18] ---
from eating too much cake.
[19:21] ---
You should not have tried to finish it.
[19:23] ---
What the heck are you two doing?
[19:27] ---
Corporal Giroro.
[19:30] ---
Is that what you call a party?
[19:33] ---
That's so ridiculous.
[19:35] ---
Corporal, where have you been all this time?
[19:37] ---
Giroro. What happened?
[19:40] ---
Since it's your birthday,
[19:42] ---
I thought I'd go out and
collect a few things to give to you.
[19:46] ---
Th-That's a...
[19:48] ---
A branch of the Intergalactic Horai Ball.
[19:50] ---
And that's the Intergalactic Guardian Pot
[19:52] ---
and skin of the Intergalactic Fire Mouse.
[19:54] ---
The jaws of an Intergalactic Penta-Dragon.
[19:56] ---
The cowry of an Intergalactic Swallow.
[19:59] ---
Incredible.
[20:00] ---
Only the bravest in the galaxy
can get their hands on
[20:03] ---
such precious items.
[20:04] ---
Or, like, super rarest?
[20:08] ---
Are you all right, Giroro?
[20:10] ---
I've never seen you in such bad shape.
[20:13] ---
I just tripped and fell...
[20:15] ---
No need for that, Giroro...
[20:18] ---
Enough of the brave act...
[20:20] ---
I'm home!
[20:21] ---
Mom!
[20:22] ---
Am I too late for the party?
[20:23] ---
I was hoping I could get home
a little early today.
[20:27] ---
Happy birthday, Natsumi.
[20:31] ---
Thank you, Mom!
[20:34] ---
Thank you... Sarge.
[20:38] ---
Thanks to you, I kinda feel like I...
I understand my sister better.
[20:42] ---
Is that so?
[20:44] ---
Well, that's really great.
[20:47] ---
Well then, I'd better get going now.
[20:51] ---
What?
[20:52] ---
He's gone...
[20:54] ---
Click.
SIGN List of things I want ☆MG Ball ☆GM Cold District Type ☆PG Gouf ☆Dozle Zabi's Zaku
SIGN Did you guys know?! (Amazing!) December 9 is, by Earth reckoning, Sgt. Keroro's birthday!!! (Wowwww!!) List of things I want ☆MG Ball ☆GM Cold District Type ☆PG Gouf ☆Dozle Zabi's Zaku
[21:00] ---
December 9 is...
[21:02] ---
...Sergeant Keroro's...
[21:04] ---
...birthday?
[21:05] ---
It's his... birthday next week...
[21:10] ---
Figures...
[21:12] ---
Which means
[21:13] ---
this was all a grand scheme
to have his own party.
[21:16] ---
Or, like, barefaced grasping?
[21:23] ---
There's Sergeant Keroro
bursting with expectation.
[21:26] ---
Will he have a great celebration
next week on his birthday?
[21:30] ---
I guess we'll just
leave it to your imagination.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Momoka. It's that
chilly time of year.
[23:10] ---
It's the perfect time to spend
cuddled up with someone special
[23:14] ---
and enjoy a hot cup of cocoa.
[23:16] ---
Then you gaze into his eyes
and hold onto his hands...
[23:19] ---
Never mind that! In the next episode,
[23:21] ---
we have a great winter operation.
[23:22] ---
Winter...?!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro's Desperate Struggle!
Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
What did you just say?!
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E36 - Keroro's Desperate Struggle! Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir! / Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
One day, the Keroro Platoon
received their eagerly awaited bonus.
SIGN Bonus
[01:36] ---
Yahoo!
[01:38] ---
It finally came, sir.
[01:42] ---
I was expecting it, but...
this sure isn't much.
SIGN Ku ku ku...
[01:47] ---
We haven't exactly accomplished
much here on Pekopon.
[01:50] ---
It's better than nothing.
[01:52] ---
Hey, hey. Where's my bonus?
[01:54] ---
So, Mr. Sergeant, what are you
planning to use this for?
[01:58] ---
I made arrangements far back
to go shopping with Master Fuyuki.
[02:02] ---
Of course, for Gundam model kits.
[02:04] ---
I want the MG 1/100... G-Bull.
SIGN G-Bull
[02:10] ---
I'm off! To the hobby shop!
[02:12] ---
Hey, hey. What about my bonus?
[02:17] ---
Keroro's Desperate Struggle!
Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir!
SIGN Happiness
Happiness
[02:23] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[02:26] ---
You promised!
[02:29] ---
Let's go to the hobby shop!
[02:31] ---
Some other time...
[02:33] ---
Roger, sir!
[02:35] ---
*Some other time. Some other...
[02:42] ---
Th-This is... the Dendrobium.
SIGN Dendrobium
[02:46] ---
Many of you probably don't
know what he's talking about...
[02:48] ---
So allow me to clarify.
[02:54] ---
This is it. The Dendrobium.
[02:58] ---
I don't feel like going out
in this weather... It's freezing.
SIGN Bonus
SIGN Shock
[03:05] ---
What's a little cold?
[03:07] ---
As they say, "Kids love to play outdoors."
[03:09] ---
Give me a break.
[03:13] ---
It requires courage and strength
to go outside when it's cold.
[03:17] ---
Shouldn't you cultivate
those characteristics
SIGN Youth
SIGN Strength
[03:20] ---
while you're young?
[03:23] ---
So, all you young people watching out there...
[03:26] ---
Throw away your books.
[03:28] ---
Rally into the streets.
[03:29] ---
And head towards the hobby shop!
SIGN Model Kits
[03:33] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[03:34] ---
Accept my heartfelt message.
SIGN Heartfelt message
[03:40] ---
Recipient absent.
SIGN Recipient Absent
[03:42] ---
Listen to my song!
SIGN Listen
to my
song!
[03:44] ---
Oh, just give up.
[03:47] ---
Fuyuki doesn't have the willpower
to go out in this cold weather.
[03:52] ---
General Winter has come, after all.
[03:54] ---
General Winter? Who's that, ma'am?
[03:58] ---
Oh, you've never heard of him?
[04:01] ---
During winter, General Winter
occupies this country.
SIGN Occupation
[04:07] ---
What?
SIGN General Winter
[04:36] ---
It's so cold.
SIGN Rattle
[04:41] ---
Oh no, I never knew such
a fearsome person existed.
[04:45] ---
You're a small fry
compared to General Winter.
[04:49] ---
Of course, the outcome of
pitching a sergeant against a general
[04:52] ---
is just too obvious.
[04:54] ---
That does it.
I'll defeat this General Winter, sir!
SIGN Spirit
SIGN Willpower
SIGN Triumph
[05:01] ---
I'm trembling.
[05:03] ---
Am I afraid of this unknown tormentor?
[05:09] ---
N-Not good, not good.
[05:10] ---
N-No, I'm trembling with excitement.
[05:16] ---
I'm off!
[05:21] ---
Th-This must be
General Winter's Ice Breath!
[05:24] ---
I see... it's freezing me from the inside.
[05:32] ---
This is nothing.
[05:33] ---
I challenge you, General Winter!
[05:44] ---
I-It's cold.
[05:48] ---
He was attacked by General Winter?
[05:51] ---
I'm not allowed to go out
for a while, sir.
[05:54] ---
What kind of being is
this General Winter, anyway?
[05:58] ---
A Siberian cold-air system.
SIGN System
[06:00] ---
A system?
SIGN Siberia
SIGN Siberia Winter Cold Air System Commando General Winter Siberia Siberian Cold Air
[06:03] ---
I thought there was only one of them.
[06:05] ---
But it there's a whole group?
SIGN Rattle
[06:08] ---
There's no way we can hold them off.
[06:10] ---
Do we have no choice but to surrender?!
[06:14] ---
General Winter is actually
just an accumulation of cold air.
[06:19] ---
During winter, a cold current
of air sweeps over Japan.
[06:23] ---
This is the identity of General Winter.
SIGN Siberian Cold Air System (Really)
[06:26] ---
I was completely fooled by Lady Natsumi.
[06:29] ---
Most people wouldn't be.
[06:32] ---
If it's just a natural phenomenon,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
[06:35] ---
Huh?
[06:36] ---
Keroro. What're you planning?
You don't mean...
[06:39] ---
I'm going to just stay indoors
until it passes.
[06:43] ---
You dunce.
[06:45] ---
Unfortunately, this phenomenon
hangs around the entire winter.
[06:49] ---
Are you planning on
staying indoors the whole time?
[06:53] ---
Are you going into hibernation?
[06:55] ---
Th-That's not such a bad idea.
[06:57] ---
This is actually perfect
for you, Mr. Sergeant.
[07:00] ---
Gero?
[07:01] ---
If you do not go out, then you
will not use your bonus and allowance.
[07:05] ---
Oh. But I remember a lot of new
Gundam model kits are released
[07:08] ---
at the end of the year...
[07:11] ---
Gero!
[07:11] ---
Many of them are limited editions,
[07:14] ---
so if you miss them, they will be
very hard to find later.
[07:16] ---
But you can simply give up
if you are not going outside.
[07:19] ---
Tama?
[07:20] ---
It's time for training, sir!
[07:23] ---
We shall defeat General Winter!
SIGN Clench
[07:25] ---
We'll undergo special training
to overcome the winter coldness.
SIGN In session
[07:31] ---
The brand new simulation room
within the secret base.
SIGN Keroro Troop Headquarters
[07:37] ---
M-My name is Keroro.
Pleased to meet you.
[07:42] ---
If I say it's too cold,
stop it right away, okay?
[07:44] ---
Okay? Okay, okay, okay?
[07:47] ---
Roger.
[07:47] ---
This is ridiculous!
[07:49] ---
Mr. Sergeant, hang in there.
[07:51] ---
Snowy mountain simulation, level 1.
[07:56] ---
Wow! Snow!
[07:58] ---
It's so cold!
[08:02] ---
Giving up yet?
[08:03] ---
So cold!
[08:04] ---
I can take this. Level 2, sir.
[08:07] ---
Roger.
[08:08] ---
Kero?
[08:11] ---
It's so cold!
[08:13] ---
No. No. It's not cold... It's not cold...
[08:15] ---
Level 3. No, level 5, Sergeant Major Kululu.
[08:19] ---
Roger.
[08:23] ---
I... I won't go down. Dahhh!
[08:29] ---
Are you still alive, Mr. Sergeant?
[08:32] ---
That was too reckless.
[08:33] ---
I just followed your orders.
[08:38] ---
I can see a beautiful field of flowers.
[08:41] ---
Hey! Pull yourself together!
[08:45] ---
Why?! Why must I suffer so, sir?!
[08:50] ---
You were the one who said you wanted this...
[08:52] ---
What are you talking about, dumbo?
[08:54] ---
This is all because
[08:55] ---
Master Fuyuki wouldn't
take me to the hobby shop, sir.
SIGN Putting the blame on others
[08:59] ---
This is what is called
"putting the blame on others."
[09:01] ---
I'll make Master Fuyuki suffer
the same fate for what he did, sir.
SIGN Gero gero
[09:08] ---
Fuyuki...
[09:10] ---
I'm thirsty. Bring me something to drink.
[09:13] ---
Huh? Why me? You go get it yourself.
[09:16] ---
But you're closer to the kitchen.
[09:19] ---
I'm not any closer than you are.
[09:21] ---
Okay, rock-paper-scissors.
[09:22] ---
Oh, come on...
[09:24] ---
Rock-paper-scissors!
[09:27] ---
What do you have?
[09:28] ---
Paper.
[09:29] ---
Then I have scissors.
[09:30] ---
That's not fair.
[09:32] ---
Come on, hurry.
[09:33] ---
Hmph. Really...
[09:36] ---
W-What's going on?
[09:38] ---
Kids these days give up
as soon as it gets a little cold.
[09:43] ---
I'll toughen you up, sirs!
[09:47] ---
W-What's going on here?
[09:56] ---
We're on a snowy mountain!
[09:58] ---
H-Hey, wait!
[10:00] ---
Natsumi is there with him.
[10:01] ---
That was coincidental.
[10:04] ---
We will use the opportunity to have
Lady Natsumi take the training as well.
[10:08] ---
What?
[10:09] ---
This is...
[10:10] ---
...for her sake.
[10:13] ---
Now, tremble, shiver in the cold,
you modern-day bean sprouts!
SIGN Bean Sprouts
[10:18] ---
They're having fun.
SIGN Thump
[10:20] ---
What?
[10:22] ---
I'm not really fond of cold weather.
[10:24] ---
But I sure love playing in the snow.
[10:27] ---
Then, level 2.
[10:32] ---
Guh! Natsumi!
[10:34] ---
Did you learn your lesson, sir?
[10:36] ---
They've built an igloo.
SIGN Clunk!
[10:40] ---
It sure is warm inside this igloo.
[10:42] ---
Let's stay here for a while.
[10:45] ---
Increase the level.
[10:47] ---
Stop it!
[10:48] ---
At this rate, Natsumi will...
[10:49] ---
Curse you, Corporal Giroro.
[10:51] ---
Let go, sir.
[10:52] ---
I'm not letting go.
[10:57] ---
Level Infinity...
[10:59] ---
That's uncontrollable.
[11:02] ---
W-What's going on?
[11:20] ---
I botched it.
[11:23] ---
I'm freezing...
[11:24] ---
What the heck's going on?
SIGN Hinata
Household
SIGN Sergeant Keroro
[11:29] ---
Everyone, please be careful when playing
in the snow inside your house.
[11:33] ---
Wait, who else would do that?
[11:44] ---
This is the Nishizawa mansion
where Private 2nd Class Tamama lives.
[11:48] ---
It was such a complete disaster.
[11:51] ---
It took us ages to find Mr. Sergeant.
[11:54] ---
It really felt like he
was lost in the mountains.
[11:58] ---
Lost in the mountains...
[12:00] ---
That's it! That'll work!
[12:06] ---
Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!
[12:14] ---
Wow!
[12:17] ---
It's over there. The Nishizawa
family's private ski ground.
[12:21] ---
It reminds me of a ninja village!
[12:23] ---
How come I don't see a hotel or ski lifts?
[12:26] ---
Paul.
[12:27] ---
Yes.
SIGN Hotel
[12:38] ---
We usually keep everything underground
SIGN Lift
SIGN East Course
[12:40] ---
to preserve the mountain's beauty.
[12:44] ---
Yay! Momocchi!
[12:44] ---
I learned that your cold-weather
training facilities were damaged,
[12:47] ---
so you can use this in the meantime.
[12:49] ---
Much obliged, ma'am!
[12:50] ---
I'll make sure to endure the training
[12:52] ---
and obtain Gundam model kits.
[12:54] ---
But... was it really okay
for us to come along?
[12:59] ---
Of course.
[13:00] ---
In fact, you're the reason we're here.
SIGN Squeeze
[13:11] ---
I wish I knew how to ski
as well as those two...
[13:15] ---
Ow!
[13:16] ---
Nishizawa-san! Are you all right?
[13:19] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun?
[13:20] ---
I can't stop!
[13:25] ---
Grr!
[13:29] ---
This is pretty fun.
[13:31] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[13:33] ---
I thought we came here for training.
[13:35] ---
So where the heck did Keroro go?
[13:39] ---
Giroro!
[13:41] ---
Y-You dumbos!
SIGN Kwhack
[13:44] ---
Stop fooling around!
[13:47] ---
Nice shot.
[13:49] ---
So, new plan!
[13:51] ---
The Keroro Platoon is going
to practice marching in this snow.
[13:54] ---
Our goal is that mountain peak.
SIGN Mountain
[13:57] ---
Over there.
[13:58] ---
I've set up small traps along the way.
[14:00] ---
So don't let your guard down!
[14:02] ---
March forth!
[14:03] ---
All right!
SIGN The Keroro Platoon's snow marching training begins
[14:05] ---
The Keroro Platoon gets under way.
[14:12] ---
There doesn't seem to be any tension at all.
[14:15] ---
Where could those two have gone?
[14:18] ---
Yeah...
[14:19] ---
It's just Fuyuki and me together... together!
[14:22] ---
Chance!
[14:24] ---
Paul, you know what to do.
[14:25] ---
Yes, milady.
[14:30] ---
Artificial snowfall machine, stand by.
[14:32] ---
Artificial snowfall machine, set up.
[14:41] ---
The Nishizawa private ski ground's
artificial snowfall machine.
[14:44] ---
As its name implies,
[14:46] ---
it's a machine that makes
snow fall artificially.
[14:54] ---
Lovely weather we're having.
[14:56] ---
But this weather is far too good for training.
[15:02] ---
I brought this, just in case
something like this happened.
[15:04] ---
The Komawari Controller.
[15:08] ---
This is the Weather Satellite Komawari.
SIGN Weather Satellite Komawari
[15:10] ---
It's the Keron Army's terrifying device
[15:11] ---
which can control the weather
in any part of the world.
[15:17] ---
Artificial snowfall device, activate.
[15:19] ---
Yes, sir.
[15:23] ---
Activate Komawari. Click.
[15:31] ---
With the combined effects of
[15:33] ---
the Weather Satellite Komawari
and the artificial snowfall device,
[15:36] ---
the Nishizawa private ski ground
[15:38] ---
now experiences its worst snowstorm ever.
[15:43] ---
How could there suddenly be
a snowstorm?
[15:46] ---
The weather in the mountains
can change abruptly.
[15:48] ---
It's changed too much!
[15:50] ---
A sudden snowstorm.
[15:52] ---
We have no choice but to
take refuge in a nearby cabin.
[15:56] ---
I'm so cold, Fuyuki-kun.
[15:59] ---
You'll be fine. I'll warm you up.
[16:01] ---
This will really get our relationship going!
[16:05] ---
Thanks for the perfect script!
[16:08] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[16:08] ---
What the heck's going on here?
[16:11] ---
It'll be dangerous if we don't seek shelter.
[16:13] ---
You're right...
[16:16] ---
K-Kulu-kun? Y-You went a bit overboard.
[16:20] ---
It wasn't supposed to be like this...
[16:22] ---
Then turn that thing off.
[16:24] ---
I wish I could...
[16:27] ---
Sorry. The controller
got blown away by the storm.
[16:30] ---
What?!
[16:32] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[16:38] ---
Th-That's...
[16:40] ---
At any rate, we've got to turn back.
[16:44] ---
Even Sergeant Keroro has his weak points.
[16:46] ---
The Keronians are actually more
vulnerable to cold weather than Earthlings.
[16:51] ---
Hot coffee and warmth is
waiting for us back at the base.
[16:58] ---
Keroro!
[17:12] ---
I know you're looking forward to
[17:14] ---
hot coffee and warmth, Sergeant Keroro.
[17:16] ---
But this serves you right.
[17:18] ---
Freeze, Sergeant Keroro.
[17:21] ---
I-Is that you, Paul?
[17:24] ---
I have reason to believe you will
only get in the way of my plans.
[17:29] ---
Keroro! Hey! Hang in there!
[17:31] ---
Keroro-kun! You must not fall asleep!
[17:34] ---
Paul... How terrifying...
[17:37] ---
Of course, this is only
Sergeant Keroro's hallucination.
[17:41] ---
The real Paul is here.
SIGN Squeeze
[17:43] ---
Milady...
[17:49] ---
This is the cabin I
intended to use for the plan.
[17:56] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[18:00] ---
Fuyuki-kun must've carried me here.
[18:03] ---
Momoka-chan, you're safe now.
[18:05] ---
I'm so stupid! I passed out at the best part!
[18:10] ---
Well... actually, this is
what really happened.
[18:12] ---
S-She's so heavy.
[18:14] ---
It's no good. The phone isn't working.
[18:22] ---
Nishizawa-san still hasn't
come around yet.
[18:26] ---
Hmm... At times like this...
[18:28] ---
That's right. At times like this...
SIGN Squeeze
[18:32] ---
H-Hey, Koyuki-chan!
[18:34] ---
When you're lost on a mountain,
[18:36] ---
it's best to warm each other's
bodies like this.
[18:39] ---
I-Is that so?
[18:41] ---
Yes, yes. That's right. At times like this...
[18:44] ---
Of course. At times like this...
[18:45] ---
Here it comes!
[18:49] ---
I wonder if a teru teru bozu
would work against snow, as well.
[18:52] ---
That's not what you're supposed to do!
[18:54] ---
Huh?
[18:55] ---
I've got no choice. This is my last resort.
[19:00] ---
I-I'm freezing, Fuyuki-kun...
[19:03] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[19:04] ---
Are you all right? You look so pale.
[19:06] ---
Allow me to explain.
[19:07] ---
With the power of evil... I mean, love...
SIGN Kabump
[19:10] ---
Nishizawa Momoka has the ability
to lower her body temperature.
[19:14] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun... please... warm me up.
[19:19] ---
Please!
[19:20] ---
Please... I just want hot coffee and warmth...
[19:24] ---
Keroro-kun! Hang in there!
[19:25] ---
What is he talking about?
[19:27] ---
Paul is... Paul is...
[19:33] ---
Sergeant Keroro,
you don't have much energy left.
[19:37] ---
Pekopon will be your final resting place.
[19:42] ---
C-Curse you, Paul.
[19:44] ---
Hey, it's just your imagination.
[19:47] ---
Mr. Sergeant. Wake up.
[19:51] ---
He's regained consciousness.
[19:52] ---
Where are we?
[19:53] ---
Don't worry. We're in a cave.
[19:57] ---
We'll be here for a while.
[20:01] ---
C-Could it be that this is...
[20:07] ---
That's the...
[20:08] ---
...specially-designed...
[20:10] ---
...training-use...
[20:11] ---
...hibernating bear robot!
[20:13] ---
Hey. Why does it have to be a hibernating bear?
[20:16] ---
Because they say a hibernating
bear is really violent.
[20:19] ---
So I thought it'd be perfect for our training.
[20:24] ---
All right...
[20:33] ---
Nishizawa-san.
[20:35] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[20:36] ---
Please...
[20:40] ---
Sarge...?
[20:41] ---
Master Fuyuki!
There's a bear. A bear! Save me!
[20:45] ---
Get yer face outta here!!
[20:54] ---
I see you're feeling much
better now, Nishizawa-san.
[20:56] ---
Huh?
[20:57] ---
Umm... uhh... that is...
[20:59] ---
But... you might still need this.
[21:02] ---
Huh?
SIGN Toasty
[21:03] ---
Here.
[21:04] ---
It's a disposable body warmer.
[21:07] ---
Ooh, it's cold.
[21:16] ---
I wonder if he'll be thawed out
by the time we get home.
[21:18] ---
Why don't we just leave him
like that until spring?
[21:22] ---
And so, Nishizawa Momoka's plan
didn't work out.
[21:26] ---
But...
[21:28] ---
Fuyuki-kun's warmth...
[21:31] ---
Nishizawa Momoka-chan is a little happier.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Lavie. Sorry my
big brother is always loud.
[23:11] ---
He was happy that he was
finally going to appear again.
[23:15] ---
But my big brother cried because
his name wasn't in the title.
[23:20] ---
That aside, we're all doing
ninja training, nin nin!
[23:24] ---
"Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
E37 - Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir! / Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Station Shopping Arcade Year-end Bargains
[01:34] ---
There are no holidays or time off
[01:36] ---
for the aliens settled on Earth.
[01:38] ---
Please have one.
[01:39] ---
Would you please have one?
[01:41] ---
Oh, th-thanks...
[01:43] ---
Uhm... can I have one, too?
SIGN Classes You can become a Space Detective!
[01:45] ---
You can be a space detective!
SIGN You can protect the peace of the universe. Come on and...
[01:47] ---
The peace of the universe is in your hands!
SIGN Burn with me
[01:49] ---
Ignite the fiery passion in your heart!
SIGN Kogoro Space Detective Classes
[01:54] ---
Care to take Kogoro's Space Detective lesson?
[01:58] ---
Get the chance to work
with my brother and be an
[02:01] ---
intergalactic... detective... yourself...
[02:11] ---
Huh? Dororo-sensei runs a ninja school?
SIGN Dororo-sensei Greatest Ninja Classes Become a ninja in just one week...
[02:21] ---
Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!
[02:26] ---
So to sum things up,
[02:28] ---
our objective today is to
[02:30] ---
gather as many Pekoponians
as possible, using this flyer.
[02:34] ---
Are we opening a ninja school?
[02:37] ---
I get it!
[02:38] ---
We'll make that ninja battalion
help us conquer Pekopon, correct?
[02:43] ---
No, sir.
[02:44] ---
We'll collect a monthly fee.
SIGN Monthly Fee
[02:47] ---
A fee?
[02:48] ---
Are we going to charge money?
[02:50] ---
Right.
[02:51] ---
Our expenses increase as
the end of the year draws near,
SIGN Shudder
Shudder
[02:54] ---
but our fund is running dry.
[02:56] ---
At this rate, we won't survive
until next year, sir.
[03:00] ---
That's why I came up with this plan
SIGN Year-end Membership Drive on Now.
[03:02] ---
to open a ninja school
to earn some money.
[03:07] ---
Keroro-kun?
[03:10] ---
Well, if it isn't Lance Corporal Dororo.
[03:11] ---
We've been waiting for you, sir.
[03:13] ---
I just want to say... nobody
told me anything about this!
[03:17] ---
We're only doing this for the kids.
[03:21] ---
For the kids?
[03:22] ---
Right.
[03:23] ---
All their lives, they've
known nothing but hard study.
[03:27] ---
I want them to spend a dream-like
moment at your ninja school.
SIGN Dream
[03:30] ---
Dream-like... you said?
[03:33] ---
This is for their future.
[03:35] ---
You can guide them by
teaching them what you know.
SIGN The Art of Ninja
[03:39] ---
I... I'll do my best.
SIGN Monthly Fees
[03:41] ---
But actually, money matters most.
[03:45] ---
You sly frog.
SIGN Dororo School
SIGN Shinobi
[03:58] ---
We've had a total of zero applicants so far.
[04:01] ---
I guess with the economy in bad shape,
[04:03] ---
a monthly fee of 5,000 yen
may be a bit too expensive.
[04:06] ---
Or maybe the membership fee
of 10,000 is too high.
[04:12] ---
Nobody's coming because I'm the teacher.
SIGN Trauma Switch
[04:19] ---
This is bad, sir!
[04:20] ---
If Dororo is upset and refuses
to go along with our plan,
[04:22] ---
our new year will be totally miserable.
[04:24] ---
Therefore, we're here to learn
from the great master Dororo.
[04:28] ---
Please teach us so we
can be skilled ninjas, sir.
[04:31] ---
Or, like, very unlearned?
[04:34] ---
Or, like, for the monthly fee, sir.
[04:36] ---
What is most important to the art of ninja?
[04:39] ---
It is to become one with nature.
[04:42] ---
The secret to mastering the
ninja arts is to make yourself
[04:44] ---
completely unnoticeable
by blending in with nature.
[04:47] ---
That's boring.
[04:50] ---
Why don't you teach us slam-bang techniques,
[04:53] ---
so we can crush our enemies?
[04:54] ---
The true essence of the ninja arts isn't attack.
[04:57] ---
You must hide, you must escape,
and you must confuse your enemies.
[05:02] ---
W-What did you say?
[05:03] ---
A true soldier never
turns his back on his enemies.
[05:06] ---
How can you win if you don't fight at all?
SIGN Pow.
[05:09] ---
How about you just teach us
some cool techniques?
[05:13] ---
Like the clone technique.
[05:16] ---
With that, I could finish conquering
Pekopon, do all my household chores,
[05:19] ---
and clean up after dinner,
in no time at all.
[05:23] ---
Didn't we see something like this
in an earlier episode?
[05:25] ---
It is not as simple as you think it is.
[05:28] ---
Gero?
[05:29] ---
The principle behind the cloning technique
[05:30] ---
is to move so fast that
it appears there are many of you.
[05:36] ---
It looks like there are ten Dororo-senpais!
[05:39] ---
I'll try it myself.
[05:54] ---
Wow! I can see ten Mr. Sergeants!
[05:58] ---
H-Huh? What the...
SIGN Tire 10 Times Faster!
[06:02] ---
You also tire ten times faster, sir...
[06:04] ---
Then that's useless, isn't it?
[06:07] ---
Are you all right?
[06:08] ---
Or, like, self-destruction?
[06:11] ---
I suppose nobody needs ninja tricks.
[06:15] ---
Let's try another one.
[06:18] ---
Okay, I'll teach you how to
use the art of substitution.
[06:22] ---
Keroro-kun, please try and hit me
with your throwing stars.
[06:27] ---
You asked for it!
[06:33] ---
Wow! That was great!
[06:36] ---
Art, my foot.
[06:38] ---
With my "Transform into anything" Gun,
[06:40] ---
such a technique is unnecessary!
[06:43] ---
W-What the...?
[06:47] ---
That is wowee!
[06:48] ---
Let me at it!
[06:52] ---
That's meaningless.
[06:54] ---
This is rather fun, sir!
[06:57] ---
And that's not all. Look.
[07:01] ---
Again.
[07:02] ---
Once more.
[07:04] ---
Can I try that, too?
[07:07] ---
I want to borrow it, too.
[07:15] ---
Are you really here to learn
ninja techniques from me?
[07:21] ---
Let us try some water techniques.
[07:24] ---
You want us to get in that freezing water?
[07:26] ---
We'll catch cold.
[07:28] ---
Or, like, winter swimming?
[07:30] ---
A true ninja has to be able
to plunge into the icy water
[07:33] ---
of rivers and lakes in the cold of winter.
[07:35] ---
But we're only ninja trainees, right?
[07:38] ---
I'd prefer a hot bath.
SIGN Spa Waters of Japan
[07:39] ---
Hey, why don't we use some of these?
[07:42] ---
Wow, bath salts! We get to enjoy
[07:44] ---
the feel of soaking in a
famous hot springs of the country!
[07:49] ---
This is the life.
[07:54] ---
Dororo, why don't you join us?
[07:56] ---
Hey. Are you really here to learn
ninja techniques from me?
[08:01] ---
Next are some earth techniques.
[08:04] ---
You will use this weapon
called a kunai knife.
[08:06] ---
You can dig a hole
big enough to hide in,
[08:06] ---
This thing can dig pretty fast.
[08:08] ---
or simply throw sand
in the face of your opponent.
[08:08] ---
This is like playing on the beach!
[08:12] ---
Hey, are you guys listening?
[08:14] ---
Hey, Tamama.
[08:15] ---
That's a real big hole.
[08:17] ---
I can do that. Mine'll be bigger, sir!
SIGN Armageddon
[08:22] ---
Armageddon! One trillionth!
[08:29] ---
Are you really... here to learn
ninja techniques from me?
[08:44] ---
You again!
[08:47] ---
Space Detective 556!
[08:50] ---
And his younger sister, Lavie!
[08:51] ---
What brought you here, 556?
[08:54] ---
My brother desperately needs a job,
and you guys are in his way!
[09:02] ---
I'll put an end to this dojo's reputation!
[09:07] ---
You dare to challenge our dojo?!
[09:09] ---
I won't let you destroy my school.
[09:11] ---
I'll teach you a lesson!
[09:14] ---
Adhesion!
[09:18] ---
Do you honestly think you have a chance
[09:20] ---
against masters of ninja techniques?
[09:23] ---
But you haven't learned anything yet.
[09:25] ---
Let's go! Keroro Platoon,
battle formation!
SIGN Shinobi
[09:30] ---
Let's go to our next request.
[09:32] ---
It's from Inner-Tokyo, and
she's using the handle... Natchi-san.
[09:34] ---
Wow, that's me! He'll read my request!
[09:38] ---
Hello...
[09:44] ---
What the heck are those
stupid frogs doing?! You jerks!
[09:52] ---
Now, Giroro!
SIGN Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher
[09:53] ---
Ninja Art: Rocket Launcher!
[09:58] ---
Laser Sword!
[10:02] ---
Now it's my turn.
SIGN Ninja Art: Tamama Impact
[10:04] ---
Ninja Art: Tamama Impact!
[10:12] ---
Darn you.
[10:14] ---
Huh?
[10:14] ---
Stop that racket!
[10:16] ---
What're you doing in there,
you stupid frog?!
[10:19] ---
Natsumi!
[10:20] ---
Oh, shoot...
[10:21] ---
Open up right now!
Or else I'll tear down this door!
[10:24] ---
She sounds really angry!
[10:27] ---
Gero!
[10:29] ---
Dororo! Please teach me how
to disappear like you always do!
[10:33] ---
Okay? Okay? Okay?
[10:34] ---
I suppose I must.
[10:36] ---
Ninja Art: Cloud of Smoke Jutsu!
SIGN Whoosh!
[10:39] ---
C'mon. We can all escape
under the cover of smoke...
[10:42] ---
Ow.
[10:46] ---
You stupid frogs!
[10:47] ---
Huh?
[10:52] ---
Heya!
[10:52] ---
Hi...
[10:52] ---
What the heck are you two
doing in our house?
[10:57] ---
We're sorry for making
a big mess! We're so sorry!
[11:00] ---
My head... hurts...
[11:03] ---
Whew. That was real close, wasn't it?
SIGN Everyone
[11:06] ---
I'm glad everyone's safe and sound.
[11:08] ---
And since we're all here,
why don't we do our thing, okay?
SIGN All
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulu...
[11:18] ---
Um... aren't you guys forgetting someone?
SIGN Shinobi
[11:24] ---
They really do not care...
[11:27] ---
It's not like that. They just, you know...
[11:27] ---
They never really cared...
[11:29] ---
C'mon, cheer up. Okay?
[11:32] ---
Look, no more tears!
[11:34] ---
Leave him alone.
[11:42] ---
They say lightning always strikes twice.
[11:44] ---
And sometimes, it feels like
[11:45] ---
tragedy keeps coming back to haunt you.
[11:48] ---
Let's go to our next request.
[11:50] ---
It's from Inner-Tokyo, and
she's using the handle... Natchi-san.
[11:53] ---
All right! It's me again!
[11:53] ---
"I hope you'll understand."
[11:55] ---
"You already picked my request before,
but unfortunately..."
[12:07] ---
Sis!
[12:09] ---
What's with all the noise?
[12:11] ---
Your window!
[12:16] ---
You sure ran into some
bad luck, Natchi-san.
[12:18] ---
Well, on to the next request.
[12:19] ---
I missed it again...
[12:24] ---
Show yourself, you stupid frog!
[12:26] ---
Huh?
[12:27] ---
The sergeant's not here?
[12:34] ---
Sis!
[12:40] ---
Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!
[12:53] ---
Where the heck are we?
[13:08] ---
A monster!
[13:10] ---
That's not a monster. It's a dinosaur.
[13:13] ---
A tyrannosaurus.
[13:18] ---
Stop!
[13:20] ---
Be careful, Gyao-chan. They're not your food.
[13:24] ---
S-Sarge!
[13:27] ---
Welcome to our theme park,
Jurassic Paradise.
SIGN Jurassic Paradise
[13:32] ---
J-Jurassic Paradise...?
[13:35] ---
Where did you get that dinosaur?
[13:36] ---
Using a slice of dinosaur DNA
discovered recently,
[13:40] ---
we brought it back to life
using Keron's amazing technology.
[13:43] ---
We also revitalized a small one...
[13:46] ---
...but it escaped.
[13:48] ---
Then... earlier...
[13:52] ---
Don't tell me you're planning to
let them create havoc in the streets
[13:54] ---
as part of your conquest plans!
[13:56] ---
No, no, no, no, not at all, ma'am.
[13:58] ---
We'll just charge an entrance fee, ma'am.
[14:00] ---
Our expenses increase as
the end of the year draws near,
SIGN Shudder
Shudder
[14:03] ---
but our fund is running dry.
[14:05] ---
At this rate, we won't survive
until next year, sir.
[14:09] ---
That's why I came up
with this Jurassic Paradise!
SIGN Jurassic Paradise
SIGN Money Grows On Trees
SIGN Jurassic Paradise Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
[14:15] ---
It'll be the first realistic
dinosaur theme park in all of Pekopon.
[14:19] ---
You'll get the chance
to play with real dinosaurs!
SIGN Grand Opening Discount This coupon allows up to four persons to enter at the following discounts.
SIGN Adults (Middle School and Older) Children (Up to 6th Grade) Babies (Up to Age 3) Free
SIGN Business Hours
SIGN Entrance Fees
[14:22] ---
We've already distributed flyers
all over town.
[14:25] ---
Or, like, informed people?
[14:29] ---
A-Are you sure it's safe?
[14:31] ---
The tyrannosaurus is one of
the fiercest carnivores there is.
[14:34] ---
No need to worry!
[14:36] ---
With this pet obedience controller
called the 3-2-1 Obeyer,
[14:39] ---
invented by Kululu,
SIGN 3-2-1 Obeyer
[14:41] ---
even the wildest animal
becomes as tame as a kitten.
[14:44] ---
Right, Gyao-chan?
[14:48] ---
Gyao-chan?
[14:49] ---
Right. He growls "gyao,"
so I named him Gyao-chan.
[14:53] ---
Let me show you a few simple tricks.
[14:56] ---
Gyao-chan, your hand!
[15:02] ---
Th-The other one.
[15:05] ---
L-Lie down...
[15:09] ---
I don't think this is working out...
[15:12] ---
Here's the yours-truly 1:100 scale MG Ball.
[15:15] ---
C'mon, Gyao-chan!
[15:17] ---
Go fetch the ball.
[15:32] ---
Good boy, good boy.
[15:34] ---
Th-That's enough, Sarge...
[15:36] ---
A-Are you sure?
[15:37] ---
Well then, Gyao-chan, house.
[15:42] ---
House! House!
SIGN Gyao-chan
[15:47] ---
Huh?
[15:47] ---
House... house... house... house...
[15:51] ---
W-What the...?
[15:55] ---
Oh no!
[15:58] ---
What happened to the
control unit on his head?
[16:05] ---
I know! Giroro! Come over here, sir!
[16:08] ---
Roger!
[16:09] ---
Put the control unit
back on top of Gyao-chan's head!
[16:14] ---
Roger!
[16:17] ---
Huh?
[16:18] ---
What am I doing?
[16:32] ---
Sis!
[16:36] ---
Get up and go!
[16:38] ---
Giroro?
[16:38] ---
I'll take care of this.
[16:40] ---
That's a movie cliché where
someone is about to bite the dust.
[16:44] ---
Or, like, noble gesture?
[16:46] ---
Run!
[16:48] ---
Or, like, cannon fodder?
[16:55] ---
Of course.
[16:56] ---
Everybody, this way!
[16:59] ---
Sarge, where are you going?
[17:06] ---
Guys, give me a hand.
[17:09] ---
I've gotta save my treasures, at least.
[17:12] ---
Sarge...
[17:13] ---
It's another cliché. The obvious prey
who doesn't know any better.
[17:23] ---
Stop it, Gyao-chan!
[17:24] ---
Don't destroy this, sir, please!
[17:31] ---
We've got to get back up there.
[17:34] ---
There!
[17:35] ---
We can get back in the house through that gate.
[17:38] ---
What the?
[17:42] ---
Another troublemaker.
[17:44] ---
556! Did you come to save us, sir?
SIGN Finally, you can meet real dinosaurs!
[17:57] ---
Why did he come here, anyway?
[18:05] ---
Looks like the damage turned
the gate into a black hole.
[18:09] ---
How do we get back?
[18:10] ---
This is perfect.
[18:11] ---
Let's kick that beast into the black hole.
[18:14] ---
No, that's too cruel.
[18:16] ---
What would you prefer?
Got any other ideas?
[18:21] ---
I'll talk to Gyao-chan
and win his trust, sir.
[18:26] ---
Gyao-chan, please calm down
and listen to me, sir!
[18:36] ---
Gyao-chan!
[18:55] ---
Gyao-chan...
[18:57] ---
I'm sure you remember how much I cared...
[19:00] ---
Gero?
[19:04] ---
You jerk!
[19:06] ---
You are no longer my friend!
[19:11] ---
Hey, Kululu.
[19:12] ---
Can't you use a time machine to
send him back to prehistoric times?
[19:16] ---
Even though I'm a genius, making
a time machine is out of my depth.
[19:21] ---
No, not again.
[19:23] ---
The "If we lived twice" Gun...?!
SIGN Fantastic bit of luck #1
[19:25] ---
A fantastic bit of luck.
[19:26] ---
Sis, you can make Gyao-chan smaller.
[19:29] ---
For sure! I'll turn him back into an egg!
SIGN Fantastic bit of luck #2
[19:35] ---
Another fantastic bit of luck.
[19:41] ---
Right here, right now,
a miracle has just taken place.
[19:44] ---
Right at that moment,
the alignment of the planets,
[19:46] ---
which only happens
every 1,000 years, took place.
SIGN Fantastic bit of luck #3
[19:53] ---
Due to the planetary alignment,
[19:54] ---
Earth's magnetic fields
are slightly distorted,
[19:58] ---
causing a warped imaginary space
inside the black hole.
SIGN Fantastic bit of luck #4
[20:01] ---
On top of that,
[20:03] ---
the antenna of Keroro's
treasured Char's Gelgoog
[20:07] ---
is by chance pointing exactly
north-northwest.
SIGN West
SIGN East
SIGN North
SIGN South
[20:14] ---
It's way too complicated to explain.
[20:16] ---
Suffice to say that due to the angle
and the mumbo-jumbo and all...
[20:20] ---
What's that?
[20:21] ---
Somehow, a time tunnel appeared.
SIGN Product of Coincidence
[20:28] ---
Huh? How could that have happened?
[20:30] ---
Beats me. But it's there.
[20:41] ---
Huh?
[20:47] ---
Gyao-chan!
[20:49] ---
Gyao-chan...
[20:58] ---
Gyao-chan!
[21:11] ---
Gyao-chan...
[21:13] ---
I just hope you got back safely
to the Jurassic era, sir.
[21:16] ---
I hope so, too.
[21:19] ---
Scientists still can't explain
SIGN Dinosaur fossils found in Oku Tokyo City
[21:21] ---
how a Gundam model was found
together with dinosaur fossils...
[21:25] ---
Kero?
SIGN A Modern-day Mystery Prehistoric Gundam Plastic Model Found
[21:29] ---
It seems he managed to get back safely.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
Natsumi here.
[23:07] ---
Christmas decorations have
been going up, here and there.
[23:10] ---
Christmas trees are up in our
neighborhood shopping arcade,
[23:14] ---
which reminds me
that Christmas is near.
[23:16] ---
But it looks like there won't
be any romance this year for me.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that! Next episode,
[23:20] ---
there will be a battle between
the Red Ogre and Super Natsumi.
[23:23] ---
"Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
"Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:30] ---
Ge-Gero!
E38 - Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir! / Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
The star of this episode is Natsumi-chan.
[01:34] ---
What kind of story will she show...
[01:36] ---
W-What the...? Seriously?!
SIGN Surprise Hidden Camera
[01:39] ---
Ta-da! Surprised?
[01:41] ---
More like kinda disappointed, actually.
[01:44] ---
Keep up the good work.
[01:48] ---
Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!
[01:54] ---
I want to thank all of you for
[01:56] ---
your cooperation in making this program.
[01:59] ---
I really appreciate it.
SIGN Teleproducian
[02:02] ---
He's a friendly alien from Teleproducia.
[02:05] ---
He's a very powerful and influential figure
[02:07] ---
who makes decisions on
intergalactic TV programs.
[02:10] ---
I sure hope you're familiar with my programs.
[02:13] ---
Who wouldn't be?
[02:15] ---
I know Surprise Hidden Camera
is very popular.
[02:17] ---
Or, like, highly rated?
[02:19] ---
I love the targets' reactions
[02:21] ---
when they learn it was just a prank.
Their faces are priceless.
[02:24] ---
I am a big fan, too!
[02:26] ---
I assure you that you have
[02:27] ---
the full cooperation of the Keroro Platoon, sir.
[02:30] ---
How have you guys been?
[02:32] ---
Were you able to build what I asked for?
[02:34] ---
Of course, Sumomo-chan.
[02:36] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:37] ---
Okay...
[02:45] ---
Here's the Pekoponian suit
in the form of Lady Natsumi.
[02:48] ---
It may look like Natsumi,
[02:50] ---
but it functions exactly like an army suit.
[02:54] ---
That's perfect.
[02:56] ---
I'm looking forward to filming the show.
SIGN Surprise Hidden Camera
[02:58] ---
Sumomo-chan as a Pekoponian girl...
[03:00] ---
It'll be a big hit.
[03:04] ---
And our clueless target
[03:06] ---
must be roasting a sweet potato or something.
[03:10] ---
It's really cold in the morning.
[03:11] ---
And they say it'll even get colder
[03:13] ---
here on Pekopon as the days pass.
[03:16] ---
Camera 3, okay.
[03:17] ---
Camera 2, okay.
[03:19] ---
Camera 1, okay.
[03:21] ---
Roger.
[03:24] ---
Sumomo-chan, are you ready?
[03:28] ---
This is Sumomo.
[03:29] ---
The suit working perfectly.
Standby, okay.
[03:33] ---
Dimension generator, systems all green.
[03:36] ---
Or, like, super ready?
[03:40] ---
Hyperspace tunnel, generated.
[03:42] ---
Coordinates locked straight on Giroro-san's tent.
[03:47] ---
Sumomo-chan!
Go ahead whenever you're ready!
[03:50] ---
Okay.
[03:51] ---
Sumomo is on her way!
[04:04] ---
What was that?
[04:15] ---
N-Natsumi!
[04:17] ---
What are you doing in here?
[04:23] ---
Oh, hi, Giroro.
[04:25] ---
Oh no... I must've overslept.
[04:28] ---
I'll go and make you breakfast now, okay?
[04:31] ---
Impossible. This can't be happening.
Cool your head, Giroro.
[04:36] ---
A soldier must always remain calm,
no matter what!
[04:39] ---
No matter...
[04:41] ---
How did I get here?
[04:42] ---
You must've been daydreaming.
[04:44] ---
This won't take long, okay?
[04:47] ---
A hybrid of bonito flakes and anchovies
is really the only way to make dashi stock.
[04:50] ---
Don't be fooled, Giroro.
SIGN Surprise Hidden...
[04:55] ---
I-Is it time for me to go in?
[04:57] ---
No. It's still too early, Tamama-kun.
[04:59] ---
I want to make Giroro fall for it completely.
[05:03] ---
I cannot wait much longer!
[05:05] ---
Hope you didn't mind waiting.
[05:07] ---
Eat all you want.
[05:09] ---
I'm not falling for this...
I refuse to take one bite...
[05:12] ---
A soldier must always be vigilant,
no matter what the threat.
[05:17] ---
I'm not falling for an obvious trap...
[05:20] ---
Yes, he fell for it.
[05:25] ---
I'm stuffed...
[05:27] ---
I'm so glad you ate everything I cooked.
[05:30] ---
What's that, Giroro?
[05:32] ---
There's a grain of rice on your cheek.
[05:35] ---
There. I took care of it.
SIGN Ohhh...
[05:39] ---
Whoa!
[05:42] ---
I gotta... I gotta...
[05:47] ---
Private Tamama, now!
[05:49] ---
Roger!
[05:50] ---
I gotta...
[05:51] ---
Or, like, goodbye restraint?
SIGN Surprise Hidden...
[05:54] ---
Stop right there!
[05:56] ---
I gotta...
[05:58] ---
...exercise to digest my food.
[06:01] ---
Hello there!
It's the Surprise Hidden Camera...
[06:05] ---
He's a tough nut to crack.
[06:09] ---
Giroro!
[06:11] ---
Giroro...
[06:12] ---
The knot behind me has come undone.
[06:14] ---
Could you tie it for me?
[06:19] ---
I...
[06:20] ---
I...
[06:22] ---
I think I need a little more exercise
to settle things a bit...
[06:28] ---
Giroro!
[06:32] ---
That's a real healthy sweat.
[06:33] ---
Since you're already done eating,
would you like a hot bath?
SIGN Ohhh...
[06:37] ---
We got him!
[06:39] ---
Would... you... like...
[06:43] ---
...a hot... bath?
[06:47] ---
I gotta... I gotta...
[06:51] ---
...clean my weapons
to keep them in condition.
[06:53] ---
Oh no! My sniper rifle
needs some grease.
[06:56] ---
How about the maintenance schedule
of my guided missiles?
[06:58] ---
They seem to be still okay.
What else...
[07:01] ---
Oh, I've got to get my custom-made
barrel's bedding done, too.
[07:03] ---
And I need to make some
repairs on this one and that one...
[07:06] ---
Hey, you!
[07:08] ---
I've been trying my best all this time,
[07:10] ---
and look how you're treating me!
[07:11] ---
No, Natsumi. That's not a toy.
[07:13] ---
Now is the perfect time...
[07:15] ---
...to change the program to a
surprise high-tech weapon battle!
[07:20] ---
Take that! And that!
[07:21] ---
The kitchen!
[07:22] ---
Oh no.
[07:23] ---
Lady Natsumi will kill me for sure, sir!
[07:27] ---
Stop right there!
[07:33] ---
Stop it, Natsumi!
[07:36] ---
You give me no choice!
[07:42] ---
You're ruining my show!
[07:49] ---
Wait!
[07:50] ---
W-What the...?!
[07:56] ---
O-Oh no.
[07:56] ---
W-What the heck's going on?
[07:58] ---
Who was that dressed up like that?
[08:00] ---
Other people might think
that's actually me out there!
[08:03] ---
You have to talk to Sumomo-chan,
inside the suit.
[08:06] ---
Take me to the ground right now, Tamama.
[08:08] ---
Okay!
[08:10] ---
I'll have to do this by myself.
[08:14] ---
Hey, Kululu. What the heck is this?
[08:17] ---
For your protection.
[08:26] ---
Do you think you can get away?
[08:29] ---
C'mon, let's make things more interesting.
[08:32] ---
Stop right there!
[08:34] ---
What?
[08:35] ---
This has gone too far!
[08:37] ---
Natsumi!
[08:38] ---
Back off!
[08:39] ---
Enough, Sumomo-chan!
Stop all this embarrassment!
[08:41] ---
This isn't embarrassing at all.
[08:43] ---
It's embarrassing to me!
[08:44] ---
It's just a job to me!
[08:49] ---
Natsumi!
[08:50] ---
We're not done yet.
[08:51] ---
C'mon! Stop that!
[08:55] ---
Your protective choker
will activate anytime now.
[08:57] ---
Huh?
[09:22] ---
So it's you, Sumomo-chan.
[09:23] ---
Oh, well. If you've found out, that's that.
[09:25] ---
We might as well make things flashy!
[09:44] ---
I've got you now!
[09:46] ---
Let go of me!
[09:55] ---
Is Sumomo-chan really in here?
[10:03] ---
You look the other way.
[10:04] ---
This sure feels strange...
[10:10] ---
Sumomo-chan...
[10:11] ---
Sumomo-chan!
[10:13] ---
You can't be dead!
[10:15] ---
A tragedy like this was
never in the script!
[10:21] ---
H-Hi, everyone.
[10:23] ---
She's alive again.
[10:25] ---
What's the meaning of this,
Sumomo-chan?
SIGN Surprise Hidden Camera
[10:27] ---
S-Surprise Hidden Camera!
[10:29] ---
Don't play coy!
[10:34] ---
Well, I gotta go now.
Hope you'll like the show.
[10:38] ---
Huh? What show?
[10:39] ---
Keep up the good work.
[10:43] ---
Natsumi-san,
that was a great performance!
[10:46] ---
The title will be:
[10:47] ---
"The Pekopon Female Soldier
Natsumi versus Natsumi."
[10:51] ---
Huh? What are you talking about?
I've heard nothing about this!
[10:54] ---
Sumomo-chan! See you again!
[11:01] ---
Why... you... stupid... frog...
[11:05] ---
Gero?
[11:05] ---
You dumbo!
[11:06] ---
I won't let you get away with this!
[11:08] ---
I'll never forgive!
[11:11] ---
Make sure your pranks don't go overboard, okay?
[11:23] ---
And so, Sumomo-chan created
a commotion and left.
[11:26] ---
On the other hand, Natsumi-chan still has...
[11:29] ---
So you can't take that off.
[11:30] ---
No one knows the password to unlock it.
[11:34] ---
Don't worry. That transformation choker
looks good on you, ma'am.
[11:38] ---
I don't wanna wear this to school!
[11:41] ---
The password is classified
top-secret by HQ,
[11:45] ---
and they need some time
to process all the documents.
[11:48] ---
What are you up to this time?
[11:50] ---
Why would you think
I'm up to something?
[11:53] ---
Because it's written all over your face!
[11:58] ---
When Natsumi gets upset,
she transforms into Powered Natsumi.
[12:04] ---
Noooo!
[12:09] ---
Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
[12:15] ---
Why, you...
[12:16] ---
Take it easy, Sis.
[12:20] ---
Powered Natsumi needs to calm down
in order to return to normal.
[12:25] ---
Settle down, settle down...
[12:28] ---
However...
SIGN Combat
[12:30] ---
Combat!
[12:32] ---
Also, attack!
SIGN Attack
[12:35] ---
The suit responds to voice commands.
[12:40] ---
So be careful, ma'am.
[12:42] ---
You're gonna be late.
[12:43] ---
You'd better find out what the
password is before I get back.
[12:48] ---
Actually, I already know the password.
[12:52] ---
But do you think it's safe to let
Natchi be powered up like that?
[12:56] ---
You don't get it, Private Tamama.
SIGN Confidence
[12:59] ---
Wow, I can see the confidence in you.
[13:01] ---
It's faint, though.
[13:02] ---
Listen. The suit was
developed by the Keron army.
[13:06] ---
That means whoever wears the suit
[13:08] ---
automatically belongs to the
Keron army.
[13:10] ---
In other words, Lady Natsumi is She,
the ultimate weapon that we possess.
SIGN She, the Ultimate Weapon
[13:16] ---
With Lady Natsumi on our side,
[13:18] ---
I am certain our conquest
of Pekopon will be clear sailing.
[13:22] ---
That's so clever, Mr. Sergeant!
[13:24] ---
Or, like, passing the buck?
[13:26] ---
But I don't know if Corporal Giroro
will go along with this plan...
SIGN How dare you guys do this to Natsumi?
[13:30] ---
No problem.
[13:31] ---
There's no way he can resist
[13:33] ---
when he sees Lady Natsumi on our side.
[13:35] ---
It's a perfect plan, sir.
SIGN Theme The Japanese Market and the World Economy
[13:40] ---
The relationship between a union
and management can be testy.
[13:43] ---
Stay calm, stay calm...
[13:45] ---
Sometimes, negotiations
lead to unavoidable deadlocks.
[13:48] ---
What do labor unions
sometimes do when this happens?
[13:50] ---
Hinata-san.
[13:52] ---
Um... they go on strike.
SIGN Strike
[13:54] ---
Strike...?
[13:56] ---
Strike?!
SIGN Battle
[13:58] ---
I... uh...
[14:00] ---
I need to go to the ladies' room right now!
[14:05] ---
That was close...
[14:09] ---
P.E. class...
[14:11] ---
Natsumi...
[14:12] ---
You're acting kinda strange today.
[14:15] ---
Huh? Nothing's wrong with me.
[14:17] ---
Nothing at all...
[14:18] ---
Hinata-san, you're the lead-off hitter.
SIGN Hit
[14:21] ---
Lead-off hitter...
SIGN Battle
[14:23] ---
Red team is the offense.
SIGN Offense
[14:26] ---
Hold on to these, will you?
Sorry, but I'm not feeling well!
[14:30] ---
She's not feeling well...?
[14:32] ---
Maybe I have no choice...
[14:35] ---
...but to go home today.
[14:42] ---
I'll be in big trouble
if someone sees me like this.
[14:45] ---
I need to go home.
SIGN What??
[14:46] ---
What?!
[14:47] ---
This is all that stupid frog's fault!
[14:55] ---
We'll soon be above the school.
[14:56] ---
She's probably changed into
Powered Lady Natsumi by now.
[15:01] ---
High energy source inbound.
It's Natsumi-san.
[15:04] ---
Right on cue!
[15:06] ---
Then let's get going!
[15:07] ---
This time he'll pay
for what he did to me!
[15:10] ---
You're gonna help us
conquer Pekopon, ma'am!
[15:17] ---
Conquer... Pekopon...
[15:23] ---
Hey. Where is that transport craft headed?
[15:26] ---
Giroro-senpai, I was just about
to call you. Look at that.
[15:30] ---
Natsumi!
[15:33] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[15:35] ---
Welcome to the Keroro Platoon.
[15:43] ---
I... I have a bad feeling about this...
[15:47] ---
Just a min...
[15:52] ---
Why?!
[15:55] ---
Instant defeat.
[15:58] ---
The Berserker system must have activated.
[16:01] ---
What did you say?
[16:02] ---
All my inventions are weapons
designed to complete an invasion.
[16:07] ---
Don't look at me like that.
[16:08] ---
What if I told you I'm gonna
let you use this armor?
[16:13] ---
She's indestructible.
[16:15] ---
Are you all right?
[16:17] ---
She's supposed to be on our side.
[16:19] ---
Sorry. I botched this one.
[16:22] ---
It seems she now regards
all Keronians as hostile.
[16:26] ---
Right now, even a missile
can't leave a scratch on her.
[16:32] ---
The only way out is to release her
using the password, but...
[16:44] ---
...it's impossible to go near her.
[16:46] ---
What if we just let her know the password?
[16:49] ---
How? She's not herself any more.
[16:53] ---
I think they need my help.
[16:56] ---
It was soooooo scary!
[17:06] ---
This is Giroro.
[17:07] ---
I'm moving out in a heavy
armored suit. I'll try to stop her.
[17:11] ---
I want you guys to lead her back here.
[17:13] ---
Got it, but hurry, because...
[17:15] ---
I'll send you the password while I can.
[17:22] ---
You want me to input this?!
[17:25] ---
Plus, you have to input it by voice.
[17:28] ---
How did it come to this?
[17:35] ---
I've got to lure Lady Natsumi somehow.
[17:38] ---
Wow, 623's selling some
instant dumplings over there!
[17:44] ---
You've gotta check it out!
[17:47] ---
I failed!
[17:48] ---
I will have to become a demon
in order to save Natchi.
[17:51] ---
Please forgive me, Natchi!
[17:54] ---
Tamama Impact!
[17:57] ---
No way!
[18:00] ---
Please! Spare me!
[18:04] ---
Come this way, Lady Natsumi.
[18:10] ---
Natsumi, we're going home,
and you're coming with me!
[18:25] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi?
Is that all you've got?
[18:47] ---
You have to whisper the password
into her ear, or it won't work.
[18:50] ---
I'm aware of that.
[18:53] ---
Of course.
[18:59] ---
Natsumi!
[19:17] ---
That was fantastic, Natsumi.
[19:20] ---
So here's your reward!
[19:28] ---
This is it. The password.
[19:31] ---
Natsumi, my love. Kiss me
tender and... hold me tights, forever.
[19:41] ---
It didn't work.
[19:43] ---
Try again.
[19:43] ---
What?!
[19:46] ---
N-Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender. And...
[19:50] ---
Hold me tight.
[19:52] ---
Forever. Forever. Forever.
[20:07] ---
Natsumi! Hey!
[20:19] ---
W-What the... Giroro?
[20:22] ---
It came undone.
[20:24] ---
Hey, your appetite saved you.
[20:26] ---
My appetite?
[20:29] ---
W-Why am I holding
this baked sweet potato?
[20:31] ---
Who knows...?
[20:33] ---
I don't know exactly what
happened just now, but...
[20:37] ---
But I distinctly remember
the smell of a sweet potato.
[20:40] ---
Giroro... did you save me?
[20:44] ---
As a soldier, I only carried out my duty.
[20:50] ---
But still, thank you.
[20:53] ---
Well, isn't this a happy ending?
[20:55] ---
Hey, you stupid frog.
[20:56] ---
Natchi.
[20:58] ---
Tamama.
[20:59] ---
Senpai, thanks for delivering
the password so emotionally.
[21:02] ---
Giro!
[21:03] ---
That was such a touching password, wasn't it?
[21:05] ---
Nobody says stuff like that these days.
[21:07] ---
A real knight in shining armor.
[21:10] ---
So what was the password, anyway?
[21:12] ---
Giro!
[21:12] ---
How about an encore?
[21:15] ---
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[21:17] ---
Oh, c'mon. Just tell me.
[21:18] ---
I can't...
[21:19] ---
How about I say it for you?
[21:21] ---
What?
[21:21] ---
This is gonna be great!
[21:23] ---
How about I blow up
that big mouth of yours?!
[21:27] ---
Corporal Giroro finally reveals
his true feelings.
[21:30] ---
Let's rewind that part and watch it again.
[21:33] ---
Don't you dare!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
Hi, this is Mois.
[23:08] ---
As the end of the year draws near,
[23:10] ---
we remember all sorts of things
that have happened this year.
[23:12] ---
Also, I intend to do my best
to destroy Pekopon next year.
[23:15] ---
Or, like, never falter?
[23:17] ---
Year-end bargains? Tax adjustments?
New Year's party?
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
In the next episode
[23:21] ---
we'll launch a campaign
to receive gifts from Santa-san.
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Taking Charge of
Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E39 - Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir! / Keroro: Taking Charge of Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
Christmas.
[01:34] ---
A day that kids all over
the world look forward to.
[01:37] ---
One of the biggest events of the year.
[01:41] ---
Over here at the Hinata residence,
SIGN Gerogerogero...
[01:42] ---
there is also one Keronian
who can hardly wait.
[01:47] ---
Although... he sees it
in a totally different way.
[01:51] ---
This is the perfect chance
to conquer Pekopon!
SIGN Conquest of Pekopon
[01:57] ---
Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!
[02:02] ---
Christmas, you say?
[02:04] ---
That's right.
[02:05] ---
My research indicates that
Pekoponians are most vulnerable
[02:08] ---
to attack during the Christmas season,
because they go crazy about it.
[02:12] ---
So let's take advantage of it.
[02:14] ---
This is our perfect opportunity to...
SIGN Scoop
[02:16] ---
Scoop! Pekopon up and make it ours.
[02:19] ---
I see...
[02:21] ---
But what are you really up to?
[02:23] ---
If we conquer Pekopon,
I'm sure HQ will issue a big bonus.
SIGN Bonus
[02:27] ---
A lot of cool Gundam models
come out at the end of the year.
SIGN Gundam Models
[02:31] ---
On top of that, there'll be
20-30% discounts all over the place.
SIGN Bargain
SIGN I knew it.
[02:36] ---
I knew you had something else in mind.
[02:38] ---
Still, I have no objections
to conquering Pekopon.
[02:43] ---
Exploiting the enemy's weakness...
I don't dislike the idea.
[02:47] ---
Then I guess we all agree to my plan...
[02:50] ---
Just wait a minute.
[02:52] ---
I shall not involve myself
[02:53] ---
in any plan that could ruin
the happiness of children.
[02:58] ---
Therefore, I must depart.
[03:02] ---
Who does he think he is?
[03:03] ---
Hey, Mr. Sergeant!
[03:05] ---
Mr. Sergeant,
[03:06] ---
I regret to say I cannot
go along with your plan, either.
[03:10] ---
If I take part in your dastardly plan,
[03:12] ---
I will not be able to receive
any presents from Santa Claus.
[03:15] ---
S-Sunta Close?
SIGN Sunta Close?
SIGN This is wrong
[03:18] ---
Who in the world is that?
[03:20] ---
Santa Claus only gives presents
to kids who have been good.
[03:24] ---
And that's my reason, Mr. Sergeant.
Hope you understand.
[03:27] ---
Hey, Tamama!
[03:28] ---
We won't tell this Santa Claus
anything about the plan!
[03:31] ---
Santa Claus knows everything.
[03:34] ---
He won't give you a present
unless you've been good.
[03:38] ---
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
[03:41] ---
Santa Claus...
[03:42] ---
Presents...
[03:44] ---
Christmas sure raises a lot of questions.
[03:47] ---
Let's find out more about this adversary.
[03:50] ---
All right, men!
[03:51] ---
Go find out everything
there is to know about Christmas!
[03:54] ---
Roger!
[03:55] ---
Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
[03:57] ---
Sounds like a devious character.
[03:59] ---
He could be an alien
trying to conquer Pekopon
[04:02] ---
by gaining the people's confidence.
SIGN That's you.
[04:05] ---
That's you.
[04:10] ---
In the meantime,
[04:12] ---
I might as well surf the net
for information about Christmas.
[04:16] ---
I'm gonna dive into the
information super ocean
[04:17] ---
to find out everything I need to know!
SIGN Results of about 15,800,000 sites...
[04:25] ---
That's too much stuff.
[04:27] ---
Huh? Christmas?
[04:29] ---
That's right. Just tell me
whatever you know about it.
[04:33] ---
Let's see... I guess you could say
it's basically a day for lovers.
[04:37] ---
F-For lovers?
[04:39] ---
It's kinda romantic.
[04:41] ---
You can also give presents
to people you like.
[04:42] ---
It's a chance to get to know them better.
[04:45] ---
P-People you like...
[04:47] ---
Sometimes I wish I were a
little bit more open with my feelings.
[04:51] ---
But why are you asking me, anyway?
[04:55] ---
Huh? Giroro?
[04:58] ---
C-Christmas...
[05:00] ---
L-Lovers...
[05:02] ---
A present from Santa Claus...
[05:06] ---
Red-nosed reindeer...
[05:10] ---
Jingle bells...
SIGN Christmas Special 1
[05:12] ---
Stockings on the wall...
[05:15] ---
Why, Christmas seems very nice.
[05:21] ---
I was almost completely taken in
by the magic of Christmas.
[05:24] ---
But nothing will stop me
from conquering Pekopon.
SIGN In a daze
[05:31] ---
Christ... mas...
[05:34] ---
Giroro!
[05:35] ---
We're now about to conquer Pekopon.
[05:38] ---
Natsumi...
[05:40] ---
Lovers...
[05:41] ---
Giroro?
[05:42] ---
Get to know better...
[05:45] ---
Giroro!
[05:46] ---
No, you don’t!
[05:47] ---
Oh, it's just you. You startled me.
[05:50] ---
I'm the one who's shocked.
[05:52] ---
So, were you able to find out anything?
[05:55] ---
Well, I did some research on the subject.
[05:57] ---
I'm getting more and more
reluctant about this plan.
[06:01] ---
Instead of taking such
stopgap measures,
[06:03] ---
I'm sure there'll be many other
opportunities to conquer them.
[06:05] ---
Oh, c'mon!
[06:06] ---
This is the best time to buy
all kinds of Gundam models!
[06:08] ---
I don't care.
[06:10] ---
You can count me out.
[06:14] ---
Corporal Giroro, crossed out.
[06:21] ---
What?! Kululu!
[06:23] ---
What do you mean, you quit? Why?
[06:28] ---
Hi, Kulu-chan.
[06:30] ---
I've managed to take a day off today.
[06:32] ---
I'm thinking of having
a Christmas party here tonight.
[06:35] ---
You'll come, won't you?
[06:40] ---
You know, Hinata Aki can be
a valuable asset.
[06:43] ---
We'd be wise not to go against her.
[06:46] ---
But what about my bonus?
My Gundam models?!
[06:49] ---
You might as well give up.
[06:52] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu dropped out.
[06:59] ---
That leaves only me to
conquer Pekopon all by myself...
SIGN Impossible
[07:02] ---
It's impossible!
SIGN Bonus
[07:04] ---
Which means
[07:05] ---
my bonus will be gone!
[07:07] ---
Gundam model kits! Gundam model kits!
[07:10] ---
Come back!
[07:17] ---
Isn't Santa Claus supposed to give presents?
[07:23] ---
Santa Claus!
[07:25] ---
You may be my last hope, sir.
[07:29] ---
Master Fuyuki. Tell me
where I can find Santa Claus.
[07:32] ---
Santa Claus?
[07:33] ---
I need to know right now.
[07:35] ---
Some people say he's in Greenland.
[07:37] ---
They say that Santa Claus has a home there.
[07:40] ---
Sounds good.
[07:41] ---
Master Fuyuki, I'm much obliged.
Greenland, right.
[07:44] ---
Also, there's a small village
in Lapland
[07:47] ---
which is famous for having
Santa Claus's house.
[07:49] ---
There you can see Santa Claus's room,
and you'll also have
[07:52] ---
a chance to meet him coming down
from the Korvatunturi fell.
[07:56] ---
Got it, sir.
[07:57] ---
There's more.
[07:58] ---
Gero!
[07:59] ---
There's more?
[08:00] ---
There's a Swedish city called Mora
[08:02] ---
where they say Santa Claus
is one of the residents.
[08:04] ---
And there's also a place in Norway,
and there's Hiroo in Hokkaido.
[08:09] ---
Plus Iceland and Finland...
[08:09] ---
That's enough!
[08:10] ---
Santa Claus! Where are you?
SIGN Gundam MS Series
[08:13] ---
Santa Claus!
[08:14] ---
Santa Claus?
[08:15] ---
Santa Claus!
[08:17] ---
Santa Claus! Santa Claus!
Santa Claus? Santa Claus!
[08:21] ---
Santa Claus, where are you?
[08:24] ---
Santa Claus knows everything.
[08:26] ---
Santa Claus only gives presents
to kids who have been good.
[08:30] ---
Oh no...
[08:32] ---
Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
[08:34] ---
Sounds like a devious character.
[08:36] ---
He could be an alien trying
to conquer Pekopon.
[08:40] ---
Bad boy.
[08:41] ---
Santa Claus knows everything.
[08:49] ---
It can't be.
[08:49] ---
Oh, Santa Claus! Please forgive me!
I was so wrong!
SIGN Christmas Sale
[08:58] ---
What's wrong, Keroro?
[09:01] ---
556!
[09:03] ---
And Lady Lavie!
SIGN Christmas Cakes
[09:05] ---
Why are you both dressed up like that?
[09:09] ---
We're making a living by
bringing smiles to all the children!
[09:12] ---
We're working part-time.
[09:14] ---
I want a cake.
[09:15] ---
Oh! Well, here's a good boy!
[09:19] ---
Merry Christmassed!
[09:21] ---
M-Merry Christmas...
[09:23] ---
Always keep on smiling!
[09:25] ---
Big brother, isn't it great
to make all these kids happy?
[09:28] ---
Yeah! It feels great doing good to others!
[09:32] ---
Doing good?
[09:34] ---
Maybe if I help and
do good deeds,
[09:36] ---
I'll get a present
from Santa Claus, too.
[09:39] ---
556, I want to help bring smiles
to the children's faces.
[09:44] ---
Keroro! What an admirable guy!
[09:46] ---
Okay!
[09:48] ---
Today, we'll be working on the same team!
[09:50] ---
We are
[09:51] ---
two allies bound by the
chains of true friendship!
[09:55] ---
556!
[09:56] ---
Keroro!
[09:57] ---
Just one thing.
[09:58] ---
I hope you understand that a friend
shouldn't ask to be paid.
[10:04] ---
Thank you for helping us.
[10:05] ---
This is unexpectedly heavy.
[10:07] ---
You can do it, Keroro!
[10:09] ---
Your time limit is 30 minutes!
[10:11] ---
Roger, sir!
[10:12] ---
This is really hard.
[10:17] ---
I'm back.
[10:19] ---
Hey, good job!
[10:20] ---
We've already prepared
your next batch of deliveries!
[10:24] ---
Get going! The kids are counting on you!
[10:26] ---
Roger, sir!
[10:30] ---
Merry Christmas.
[10:32] ---
I am going to eat!
[10:35] ---
Mm. Delicious.
[10:41] ---
Cheers.
[10:42] ---
Cheers.
[10:44] ---
I wonder where Sarge went off to...
[10:49] ---
Yes?
[10:50] ---
Wow! It's Santa Claus!
[10:52] ---
Wow!
[10:53] ---
M-Merry Christmas, sir.
[10:59] ---
Thank you very much, Froggy Santa Claus!
[11:01] ---
Gero?
[11:02] ---
Oh, don't mention it, sir!
[11:07] ---
And so, this was how Sergeant Keroro
spent his Christmas Eve.
[11:11] ---
Good work.
[11:12] ---
Great job, Keroro!
[11:14] ---
Thank you very much!
[11:20] ---
Huh? Sarge!
[11:21] ---
Stupid frog!
[11:22] ---
Are you all right?
[11:23] ---
You just missed a great party.
[11:25] ---
We set aside a piece of cake
for you, Kero-chan.
[11:29] ---
I've had enough of cake, ma'am.
[11:32] ---
I just want to sleep like a log.
[11:46] ---
Here we go.
[11:53] ---
Merry Christmas!
[11:56] ---
My gift to everyone.
[12:13] ---
Santa Claus...
[12:15] ---
I have been a good boy...
[12:29] ---
Santa Claus...
[12:32] ---
I've really... tried my best, sir.
[12:39] ---
Santa Claus...
[12:41] ---
Looks like Santa Claus has been
watching Sergeant Keroro, after all.
[12:46] ---
All you kids out there,
remember to always be good, okay?
[13:03] ---
General house cleaning is a major event
where adults grumble, saying,
SIGN 12/28 - Mom's last day of work 12/29 - General House Cleaning 12/30 - Postponed 12/31 - No more putting off. Do it!
[13:07] ---
"This's so tiring. I should have
cleaned my place more regularly."
[13:11] ---
But it's too late to regret.
[13:14] ---
However, at the Hinata residence,
[13:16] ---
there's a Keronian who's been looking forward
to this event for a long time.
SIGN Site Supervisor
Sergeant Keroro
[13:24] ---
The site supervisor, Sergeant Keroro.
[13:31] ---
Sergeant Keroro, cleaning enforcer.
SIGN Fully Equipped
[13:33] ---
I, Sergeant Keroro, am duly authorized
to enforce cleaning operations.
SIGN Enforcer
[13:37] ---
I hereby sentence all dirt and dust
to be banished for eternity!
[13:41] ---
Wait a minute!
[13:42] ---
Why do I have to help
Pekoponians clean their house?
[13:46] ---
And to be bossed around by
someone like you is unbearable!
[13:49] ---
Shut up, crybaby.
[13:51] ---
Cleaning is my area of expertise.
[13:53] ---
I will not tolerate defiance.
[13:55] ---
You are nothing
but a lion with a collar on.
[14:00] ---
Ridiculous! I'm not putting up with this!
[14:02] ---
Just a second.
[14:04] ---
Do you think you can choose?
Aren't you a freeloader?
SIGN Freeloader
[14:09] ---
A... freeloader...
[14:13] ---
It's settled, then.
[14:15] ---
Everybody, get to your stations
and follow my orders.
[14:18] ---
Okay, get going!
[14:20] ---
Roger!
[14:23] ---
Keroro: Taking Charge of
Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
[14:32] ---
It sure is hard to get rid of
all these water stains.
[14:36] ---
Maybe if I use more cleaner...
[14:39] ---
You're dead wrong!
[14:44] ---
This is a radar that can
detect cleaning mistakes: Tattler-kun.
SIGN Tattler-kun
[14:47] ---
Patent pending...
[14:50] ---
What do you mean?
[14:51] ---
You can't use powdered
detergent on glass surfaces.
[14:55] ---
You'll only scratch it all over.
[14:56] ---
Use some old newspaper to polish it.
[15:01] ---
The ink on the newspaper
acts like a waxing agent, ma'am.
[15:05] ---
Wow, it does work!
[15:11] ---
Somebody else is cleaning the wrong way!
[15:15] ---
Cleaning can be fun, if I only
have to do it once in a while.
[15:18] ---
I guess I'm a failure as a mother.
[15:23] ---
What the...?
[15:25] ---
Madam... that's no good.
[15:27] ---
Kero-chan...?
[15:29] ---
I'm afraid you don't seem to know
the basics of housecleaning.
[15:33] ---
What am I doing wrong?
[15:35] ---
Why don't you try this... mademoiselle?
[15:39] ---
Hey. That's a...
[15:42] ---
A broom?
[15:44] ---
It really looks good on you.
[15:46] ---
Tres bien, mademoiselle.
[15:48] ---
But... this isn't very efficient.
[15:52] ---
You'll be surprised.
[15:53] ---
Try sweeping this magic dust
off the floor.
[15:56] ---
Wow! It's gathering all the dust so easily!
[16:00] ---
This magic dust is just dried-up tea leaves.
[16:03] ---
Just don't forget to wipe
with a dry cloth afterwards.
[16:06] ---
The tatami mat is Japan's heart.
It's the face of a family.
[16:11] ---
I never realized I had
so many books in here.
[16:15] ---
I still haven't read this one.
[16:17] ---
I bet I'll still enjoy this one
if I read it again.
[16:21] ---
That's exactly how you ended up
[16:24] ---
with so many books in the first place.
[16:26] ---
I guess you're right...
[16:29] ---
But, Sarge! These are
the books I still want to read!
[16:34] ---
And... these are for safekeeping!
[16:35] ---
And those are book collections
I bought at a bazaar!
[16:38] ---
Why are you doing this?
[16:39] ---
What if I suddenly get the urge
to read those books?
SIGN The Courage to Let Go
[16:42] ---
Learn to let go!
[16:43] ---
I understand... it's not easy
to throw away old books.
[16:46] ---
So they take up all the space you have.
[16:49] ---
That's true...
[16:50] ---
But think.
[16:50] ---
If you allow that, you may be
missing out on many new ones.
SIGN The Courage to Let Go
[16:56] ---
Learn to let go.
[16:57] ---
Let go. Let go!
SIGN Shonen Alpha
On Sale
Now
[17:00] ---
My bookshelves are too full.
Maybe some other time...
[17:04] ---
You'll meet someone new when
you leave behind the past.
[17:07] ---
That's what makes life so interesting.
[17:09] ---
You're so right...
[17:12] ---
Thank you, Sarge!
[17:13] ---
I realize how important it is to let go!
[17:18] ---
Good luck to your new meetings!
[17:20] ---
Yeah.
[17:21] ---
It must be very hard on you, too,
[17:23] ---
throwing away all of your old Gundam models.
[17:26] ---
That's an entirely different case.
[17:29] ---
Huh?
[17:30] ---
They're all being displayed
with care in our secret base.
SIGN The Courage to Let Go
[17:34] ---
Why would I just throw them away?
[17:36] ---
Um... Sarge?
[17:39] ---
Lady Natsumi,
[17:41] ---
when you brush dust off, you've
got to do it from top to bottom,
[17:44] ---
just like water
running down the river.
[17:46] ---
Start with the ceiling,
then the lights.
[17:49] ---
It has to be in the right order, ma'am.
[17:51] ---
Roger.
[17:51] ---
Hey, you. What the heck are you doing?
[17:53] ---
Don't dump water in the hallway!
[17:56] ---
This is how we do it in the army.
[17:58] ---
You moron!
[17:59] ---
You may let a cake go bad,
but never the floor!
[18:04] ---
And so, with the sergeant
micromanaging everything,
[18:06] ---
the housecleaning of the Hinata Residence
[18:07] ---
progressed at a breakneck pace.
[18:11] ---
Wow, this is totally
different from last year.
[18:14] ---
I hate to say this, but
we owe it all to that frog.
[18:17] ---
I guess he really knows how
to take care of the house.
[18:21] ---
But I lost so many things...
[18:24] ---
Now we give ourselves a cleaning.
[18:26] ---
I volunteer!
[18:27] ---
I still have to clean the bath,
but I'll use it first, too.
[18:30] ---
Mois-chan, thanks for helping.
[18:33] ---
You're welcome. I'm always
involved in destroying things.
[18:36] ---
It was a nice change,
dusting off and wiping and all.
SIGN Thud
[18:45] ---
Even though wiping out a
planet is no problem for me.
[18:48] ---
Or, like, other viewpoints?
[18:50] ---
She seems to be used to a grander scale.
[18:52] ---
She is the Great Lord of Terror, after all.
[18:55] ---
By the way,
where are Kero-chan and Giro-chan?
[18:58] ---
Huh? Maybe they're still at it.
[19:00] ---
Didn't you listen?
[19:02] ---
I've told you a hundred times,
[19:03] ---
don't just burn everything!
[19:05] ---
They're still at it.
[19:06] ---
Nylons are noxious.
Clothes should be recycled.
[19:09] ---
Jeez, don't you know anything else
besides playing with weapons?
[19:12] ---
Shut up!
[19:13] ---
Why should I worry about
Pekopon's environmental issues?
[19:16] ---
Hey, do you realize what you just said?
[19:31] ---
My radar has just detected
someone cleaning the wrong way.
[19:34] ---
W-What's that?
[19:38] ---
It sure is hard to remove these stains...
[19:41] ---
I'm starting to get dizzy.
[19:42] ---
Don't you dare use a nylon scrubber!
[19:47] ---
If you use hard bristles on the bathtub,
[19:49] ---
you'll just scratch it all over.
[19:51] ---
First, you apply some detergent on it.
Then wait for 5 to 6 minutes...
[19:53] ---
You scattered glass all over the place!
[19:58] ---
Hot! Hot! Hot!
[20:00] ---
Burn to a crisp...
[20:03] ---
You all did a great job.
[20:04] ---
Here are New Year's noodles.
[20:06] ---
New Year's noodles?
[20:08] ---
It's a Japanese custom.
[20:10] ---
It's what we eat while we wait
for the coming of the New Year.
[20:14] ---
It symbolizes a long and healthy
life for us in the years to come.
[20:18] ---
That's beautiful.
[20:19] ---
Or, like, trouble ahead?
[20:21] ---
Hmph. How ridiculous.
[20:23] ---
Pekoponians are a strange lot.
[20:25] ---
Let me try it.
[20:33] ---
Yummy!
[20:34] ---
Waiter. Can I have another one?
[20:38] ---
An enemy attack?
[20:40] ---
That's just the New Year's bell.
[21:23] ---
And so, the Keroro Platoon experiences
[21:27] ---
their first New Year on Earth.
[21:30] ---
All you viewers out there,
have a Happy New Year.
SIGN Happy New Year...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Keroro.
[23:08] ---
You know, I worked very hard this year.
[23:11] ---
Our invasion of Pekopon
didn't get very far,
[23:14] ---
but I certainly finished
a lot of Gundam models.
[23:16] ---
I saw a lot of anime
and read a lot of manga, too.
[23:19] ---
It was a great year.
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
Next episode, with a new year upon us,
I'll turn over a new leaf.
[23:24] ---
"Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E40 - Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir? / Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good, but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN A New Year's message from the entire cast
SIGN New Year
[01:42] ---
We wish you all
[01:44] ---
a happy New Year!
[01:47] ---
We appreciate all the viewers
for kindly supporting
[01:51] ---
the show last year.
[01:53] ---
We all thank each of you
from the bottom of our hearts.
[01:57] ---
We hope to maintain a good relationship...
[02:00] ---
...with all of you.
[02:03] ---
I sincerely hope so, too.
[02:05] ---
Wow... what a great feeling.
[02:08] ---
Who the heck are you?
[02:09] ---
Huh?
[02:10] ---
Don't you know who I am? It's me.
[02:14] ---
Oh, c'mon.
Y'all hear my voice, don't you?
[02:19] ---
The invasion of Earth...
[02:20] ---
It could begin in a place
we humans would least imagine.
SIGN Narrator:
The invasion of Earth...
it began in a place
we humans would never have
imagined. For example, yes...
[02:26] ---
For example, yes...
[02:28] ---
Oh, now I get it.
[02:29] ---
I thought this would be
[02:30] ---
the perfect time to join you, since this is a
New Year greeting from all of us.
[02:33] ---
Am I out of place?
[02:34] ---
Get back to work.
[02:35] ---
H-Hey, wait! Ow! What are you doing?
[02:37] ---
C'mon, give me a break!
[02:39] ---
Anyway, the star of our first episode
of the year is Lady Mois.
[02:43] ---
Huh? Me?
[02:44] ---
Or, like, without delay?
SIGN Happy New Year
[02:53] ---
Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?
[02:59] ---
The whole nation is celebrating the New Year.
SIGN Hinata
[03:04] ---
But where is it being celebrated the most?
[03:07] ---
Right here.
[03:09] ---
They say how a year ends
depends on how it begins.
SIGN How a year ends deepens depends
on how it begins -Keroro
[03:12] ---
We shall hold a New Year's
party in hopes that this year
[03:16] ---
will be a very successful
one for the Keroro Platoon.
[03:18] ---
Well, enough of the formalities
and ceremonial speeches.
[03:21] ---
Let's all have a toast.
[03:23] ---
Sure, Uncle.
[03:28] ---
Well, then...
[03:30] ---
I look forward to another year with you.
[03:32] ---
Me too.
[03:34] ---
I humbly wish you a happy New Year.
[03:37] ---
Oh, no, nonsense.
[03:40] ---
Or, like, new year's greetings?
[03:42] ---
Okay, everyone. Cheers!
[03:43] ---
Cheers!
[03:49] ---
What is this?
[03:51] ---
A mild dry taste lingers on your tongue.
[03:53] ---
A flavorful aroma spreads
throughout your mouth.
[03:56] ---
I've never tasted anything like this.
SIGN Nectar
[03:59] ---
Keroro. What is this?
[04:03] ---
I special ordered it from Yakushima
in Kyushu for this very moment.
[04:08] ---
It's the famous Jomon mineral water.
[04:10] ---
It tastes great as-is, but you can
make good tea with it, too.
[04:14] ---
No water tastes better than this.
[04:17] ---
We can all drink as much as we want.
[04:19] ---
We're gonna get wild tonight!
[04:21] ---
Let's party like there's no tomorrow!
[04:24] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Kite Flying
[04:27] ---
What's New Year's Day without
tako-age (kite flying)?
[04:34] ---
Tamaya!
[04:40] ---
Why am I getting launched?
[04:42] ---
'Coz you're red and round.
[04:44] ---
In other words, exactly like a tako (octopus).
[04:47] ---
We're flying kites, not octopuses!
SIGN Battledore
[04:50] ---
A popular New Year's game is battledore.
[04:52] ---
Okay, I'll be the one to start.
[04:54] ---
There you go.
[04:55] ---
Hey, that's a good one, sir.
[04:58] ---
And I answer you with... this one.
[05:01] ---
W-What the heck is this...?
SIGN Fukuwarai
[05:05] ---
And what's New Year's Day without Fukuwarai?
[05:09] ---
This is the "Fortune comes to
those who smile" Gun!
[05:12] ---
Click.
[05:17] ---
It's my turn!
[05:19] ---
So how's this?
[05:20] ---
No. You've made a big mess.
[05:23] ---
How about this?
[05:25] ---
That's not so bad, but I'd
rather make him look like this.
[05:31] ---
Hilarious.
[05:36] ---
Boy, that was so much fun.
[05:39] ---
New Year's sure is a great holiday!
[05:41] ---
So now, why don't we all
say our hopes for the new year?
[05:45] ---
Sounds good!
[05:47] ---
Okay, let's start with Corporal Giroro!
[05:50] ---
My plan?
[05:50] ---
Conquering Pekopon.
That's the only thing I'm after.
SIGN Doing My Duty
[05:54] ---
Are you sure?
[05:56] ---
Aren't you kinda forgetting someone?
[05:58] ---
No! Not at all!
[06:03] ---
Hey. It's for you, from the corporal.
SIGN To Natsumi From Giroro
[06:05] ---
Huh? Even though we live
under the same roof?
SIGN Big-Ships Big-Guns Policy
[06:10] ---
Big-ships big-guns policy!
[06:12] ---
What could he mean by that?
[06:14] ---
Okay, next! Sergeant Major Kululu!
[06:17] ---
My hopes?
SIGN Kukukuku...
SIGN Kukukuku...
[06:32] ---
He's just too creepy!
[06:33] ---
Let's go to the next one!
SIGN Kukukuku...
[06:35] ---
Private Tamama!
[06:36] ---
What? Me?
[06:37] ---
Give us a positive and cheerful one, okay?
[06:40] ---
Okay!
[06:41] ---
I, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
hope to be loved by Mr. Sergeant.
[06:49] ---
Why, you!
[06:51] ---
Try and catch me!
[06:53] ---
Speechless...
[06:56] ---
Whoops! I just let that slip out.
I'm so embarrassed.
[07:00] ---
Private Tamama.
[07:01] ---
Yes?
SIGN Unconcerned
[07:05] ---
You don't have to worry.
I love all of my subordinates!
[07:10] ---
I'm your leader!
[07:11] ---
That is not what I meant.
I want all of your attention.
[07:16] ---
Let us hear your goal, commander.
[07:21] ---
I think we all know what he wants.
[07:23] ---
All right.
[07:26] ---
First and foremost, I wish
for everyone's good health.
[07:29] ---
Reaching our goals at the expense
of our health would be meaningless.
[07:34] ---
M-Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN Touched
[07:36] ---
It feels weird that he's making sense.
[07:39] ---
Or, like, safety concerns?
[07:43] ---
They say, "In this small Japan,
where are you going in such a hurry?"
[07:46] ---
Let's try to remember the
true meaning of these words.
[07:49] ---
Conquering Pekopon can only be
appreciated in good health.
SIGN Convinced...
[07:55] ---
Did I get too serious?
[07:57] ---
Last but not least: Lady Mois,
please share your aspirations!
[07:59] ---
Huh? Um, mine...?
[08:02] ---
I don't know... should
I really tell him my desire?
[08:06] ---
Congratulations!
[08:12] ---
W-What should I do?
SIGN Grind grind grind grind...
[08:15] ---
Somehow Tamama sensed
exactly what Mois was going to say.
[08:20] ---
Uncle and me in an immaculate white...
[08:24] ---
This is boring! Mr. Sergeant,
where's our New Year's cuisine?
[08:28] ---
We're all going to have zoni soup, right?
[08:31] ---
I guess so, sir.
SIGN Heart-wrenching
[08:32] ---
Let's start cooking right away.
[08:36] ---
I guess I'd better keep it to myself for now.
[08:40] ---
Oh, poor Mois-chan.
[08:42] ---
Or, like, minor delay?
[08:46] ---
What the heck is this...?
[08:49] ---
Is this your original recipe?
[08:50] ---
It certainly is.
[08:51] ---
I studied all kinds of zoni soup
throughout the nation.
[08:54] ---
Then I added my ideas to come up
with this ultimate zoni soup.
[08:58] ---
It smells funny...
[09:01] ---
Some ingredients seem to
have caused chemical reactions.
[09:04] ---
Or, like, toxic substance?
[09:06] ---
C'mon. Help yourself.
[09:08] ---
C'mon.
[09:10] ---
I'll eat it.
[09:12] ---
What?
[09:13] ---
I'll eat it.
[09:16] ---
This calls for my splendid explanation.
[09:18] ---
Keroro's special zoni
caused another, far greater,
[09:21] ---
chemical reaction inside Mois's body.
[09:31] ---
Lady Mois...
SIGN Chemical Reaction
[09:37] ---
Chemical reaction complete.
[09:39] ---
Oh, Uncle, it was simply perfect.
[09:42] ---
Or, like, magnum opus?
[09:45] ---
I knew it, Lady Mois.
[09:46] ---
It's so good,
I could never get enough of it!
[09:50] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
He is getting away from me!
[09:54] ---
I'm not giving up my sergeant to you.
SIGN Chemical Reaction
[09:58] ---
Chemical reaction.
[10:04] ---
Tamama!
[10:07] ---
And you too, Corporal.
[10:14] ---
Sergeant Major.
[10:29] ---
Gero!
[10:29] ---
Oh no, what did I cook?
[10:33] ---
They're all such pathetic weaklings.
[10:36] ---
It's just the two of us now, my dear Uncle.
[10:39] ---
Gero!
SIGN Congratulations
SIGN Celebrating
the New Year
[10:44] ---
My plan for this year is to
protect the nature of Pekopon.
[10:48] ---
I must make my influence stronger,
right at our first platoon meeting.
[10:53] ---
Lady Mois! Don't do it!
[11:00] ---
Somebody help me. Private Tamama!
[11:03] ---
Giroro! Kululu! Master Fuyuki!
[11:06] ---
What about me?
[11:08] ---
You've been forgotten on
the very first day of the year.
[11:12] ---
I finally caught you, Uncle.
[11:18] ---
Lady Mois! Please don't!
[11:20] ---
That didn't turn out right!
[11:21] ---
Looks like I'm better off
being ignored for today. Nin nin.
[11:21] ---
Please let go of me, Lady Mois!
[11:26] ---
My dear Uncle...
SIGN My dear Uncle
[11:29] ---
Anyway, please enjoy
another year of this series!
SIGN Dragon
[11:41] ---
It's New Year's Day everywhere you look.
[11:44] ---
Usually, on New Year's Day...
[11:54] ---
...greeting cards are
supposed to be delivered.
SIGN Forward Cosmic Post Office
[11:57] ---
Forward... Cosmic Post Office?
[12:00] ---
Now, what could it be?
[12:05] ---
Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!
SIGN Planet Pekopon Japan Keroro Platoon
[12:13] ---
Why, it's...
[12:14] ---
Kero!
[12:15] ---
Keron HQ must have forwarded the letters
[12:17] ---
addressed to our office there.
[12:19] ---
Let's see...
SIGN Grin
[12:24] ---
What does it say?
[12:26] ---
These are postcards for the
Keroro Platoon from kids all over Keron.
[12:30] ---
Lady Mois! Please be kind
enough to read them to us, ma'am!
[12:34] ---
Sure.
[12:35] ---
Okay, here goes the first one.
[12:37] ---
"To Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
[12:41] ---
...and Sergeant Major Kululu.
[12:43] ---
I'd like to wish you all
a Happy New Year."
[12:46] ---
Happy New Year to you, too.
SIGN Shocked
[12:48] ---
Apparently one person has been forgotten.
[12:51] ---
"I hope for Pekopon to
belong to all of us soon.
[12:54] ---
My father, mother, little brother
and I look forward to that.
SIGN Our Pekopon
[12:58] ---
Please take care of yourselves
while you conquer Pekopon.
[13:02] ---
'Til next time,
Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,
[13:05] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama and
Sergeant Major Kululu... Goodbye."
SIGN Shocked
[13:08] ---
Goodbye.
[13:09] ---
Let's go on to the next postcard.
[13:12] ---
"To the super-strong Keroro Platoon,
Happy New Year to you.
SIGN Mt. Fuji
SIGN Eiffel Tower
SIGN French bread
[13:17] ---
When you take control of Pekopon,
I am going to live in France.
SIGN Large gate
SIGN France
SIGN Nothing is more beautiful than good relations.
[13:22] ---
But I'm sure my sister
and I will fight over it.
[13:25] ---
By now, you've probably conquered
half of Pekopon already, right?"
[13:30] ---
Such impatient sisters.
[13:33] ---
That touched a nerve...
[13:35] ---
"Happy New Year.
SIGN Toad Nebula News
[13:37] ---
I never fail to watch the latest
adventures of the Keroro Platoon
[13:41] ---
on TV every evening."
[13:43] ---
Huh? We're on TV?
[13:46] ---
"My favorite part was when
your platoon leader knocked out
[13:49] ---
the Pekopon forces with just one blow.
[13:51] ---
It really felt like I was watching a movie."
[13:53] ---
That report was totally fabricated.
[13:56] ---
Do you expect them to report the truth?
[13:59] ---
"Best Wishes.
SIGN Keroro Sausage
SIGN Keroro Platoon Body Warmer
[14:00] ---
The Keroro Platoon is so popular.
SIGN Tamama Chocolate
SIGN The Full Blast... Giroro
[14:03] ---
Your character goods
are selling like hotcakes.
SIGN Keroro Goods Just in
SIGN Arrival of Next Shipment
Undetermined
[14:06] ---
Your contributions to the economy
are reported to be 30-40 billion."
[14:10] ---
How come no one told us?
[14:12] ---
Somebody is profiting off us!
[14:15] ---
It's the ones in the know.
[14:17] ---
"Sadly, the yellow character's goods
are hardly selling at all.
SIGN Very Popular Keroro Platoon Corner SALE 50% OFF Kululu only
[14:23] ---
Maybe a change of color might help.
SIGN Welcome Free, Take it
[14:25] ---
But it would be better if you just
replaced him with someone else."
[14:29] ---
Hand that postcard to me.
SIGN Poke poke poke poke...
SIGN Kukukuku...
[14:38] ---
This is the last one.
[14:40] ---
Huh? This is not a New Year's Day postcard.
[14:43] ---
Or, like, normal postcard?
[14:45] ---
Why would anyone send that
on New Year's Day?
[14:48] ---
That's okay. What's important is
that it was written from the heart, sir.
[14:53] ---
Right.
[14:54] ---
"Sergeant Keroro."
[14:56] ---
Yes, yes!
[14:56] ---
"Submit your homework ASAP."
[14:59] ---
Yes, yes!
SIGN Submit your homework right away. - Homework Monitoring Team of Keron HQ
[15:02] ---
"From the Homework
Monitoring Team of Keron HQ."
SIGN Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
[15:06] ---
Homework... Homework... Homework...
[15:11] ---
What homework? Didn't you
send that out last summer?
SIGN Keroro
SIGN Questions Platoon Leader’s Diary Winter Free Research A Platoon Leader's Companion
[15:26] ---
O-Oh, no!
[15:29] ---
Sergeant Keroro completely forgot.
[15:32] ---
A platoon leader is given
homework not only in the summer,
[15:34] ---
but also in the winter.
SIGN Gloom
[15:37] ---
I'm sure he's probably
finished some of it. Right?
[15:41] ---
No.
[15:44] ---
But, but...
[15:46] ---
It's because I was so busy last month
preparing for New Year's Day!
[15:50] ---
I'm so busy!
[15:51] ---
Boy, I'm so busy!
[15:53] ---
I'm as busy as busy can be.
[15:56] ---
I completely forgot about this.
[15:59] ---
This shouldn't be so bad.
[16:01] ---
You managed to finish
your summer homework, right?
SIGN Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
[16:04] ---
The summer homework.
[16:05] ---
Homework... Homework...
[16:07] ---
That summer nightmare
returns to haunt Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN Shiver
SIGN Quake
[16:20] ---
No... I don't wanna do any homework.
[16:22] ---
You should've done it
little by little each day.
[16:24] ---
Oh, poor Uncle.
[16:27] ---
It's a tough job, but someone's
got to do it, Mr. Sergeant.
[16:35] ---
And so, Sergeant Keroro's
nightmare has begun once more.
[16:39] ---
You mean, that stupid frog
is busy doing his homework?
[16:43] ---
He's in there working real hard.
SIGN Concentration
[16:45] ---
My sympathy is with him...
[16:47] ---
What a way to spend New Year's Day.
SIGN Biho-do New Year's Customer Appreciation Sale
SIGN New Year's Comedy Duo Silver Medalists
[16:50] ---
The comedy duo, Silver Medalists...
[16:53] ---
The sergeant was looking
forward to watching this show.
[16:57] ---
Too bad he didn't do his homework earlier.
SIGN Heaven
[17:03] ---
That's so funny!
[17:04] ---
These young comedians
are really quite hilarious.
[17:06] ---
I told you, sir.
[17:08] ---
I knew from the start
those two were going places.
[17:11] ---
That's because you have a
nose for the really funny ones.
[17:16] ---
Huh?
[17:17] ---
Sarge?
[17:17] ---
Hey. Your homework!
[17:20] ---
Eh? Oops.
[17:24] ---
Stay in there until you're done!
SIGN Concentration
SIGN One Hour Later...
[17:29] ---
One hour later...
[17:32] ---
He's awfully quiet in there.
[17:33] ---
Don't tell me he's fallen asleep.
[17:37] ---
I'm done!
[17:39] ---
Keroro! Are you finished?
SIGN Completed
[17:42] ---
He's finished!
[17:45] ---
Why is it, when you have to do
something really important,
[17:48] ---
you just want to assemble
Gundam models even more?
SIGN Confiscation of Plastic Gundam Models
[17:51] ---
Gundam confiscation...
[17:58] ---
What is he doing now?
[18:00] ---
He said he's doing some research
on last year's weather for his report.
[18:16] ---
What happened?
[18:17] ---
He was chatting with some housewife
about a soap opera from yesterday.
SIGN Confiscation of Computer
[18:21] ---
Computer confiscation...
[18:24] ---
I can do this! As long as I
put my mind to it...
[18:40] ---
...this homework can't stop me at all!
[18:43] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[18:43] ---
Keroro-kun!
[18:44] ---
Is he finished?
[18:45] ---
No problem at all!
[18:48] ---
Keroro, congratulations.
SIGN Blank
[18:53] ---
They're still blank.
[18:56] ---
I can easily finish this homework!
SIGN It was all a dream
[19:02] ---
He was sleeping all this time...
[19:04] ---
He has only finished the
homework in his dreams...
[19:11] ---
Listen up, Keroro.
[19:12] ---
From now on, we'll keep you
under 24-hour surveillance.
[19:17] ---
And so, the struggle between
Keroro and his homework
[19:20] ---
has reached even greater levels.
[19:24] ---
The Miura eraser travels
farther than the Countach...
[19:28] ---
Punishment.
SIGN Punishment!
[19:32] ---
Yes. Four seconds flat.
[19:35] ---
Ouch!
SIGN Punishment 2
[19:36] ---
Punishment 2.
SIGN Punishment 3
[19:41] ---
Punishment 3.
[19:43] ---
Unfortunately, we don't
have time to show the rest.
SIGN Then, One Week Later
[19:47] ---
Then, one week later...
[19:53] ---
It's finished.
[19:55] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[19:57] ---
You did fine, Keroro.
[19:59] ---
All we have to do now
is send it to planet Keron.
[20:04] ---
G'day! Courier service!
You have a package.
[20:07] ---
Oh!
[20:08] ---
Good timing.
[20:10] ---
I can let them pick up my homework, sir!
[20:12] ---
But I wonder what he brought us?
SIGN Express Delivery This Side Up
[20:19] ---
What is this?
SIGN To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters
[20:21] ---
It's addressed to you, Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN For not submitting your homework...
[20:25] ---
It's a package from Keron headquarters.
SIGN To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters
[20:28] ---
"To Sergeant Keroro."
SIGN For not submitting your homework, here is a penalty.
[20:30] ---
"Penalty for unsubmitted homework."
SIGN Penalty
[20:33] ---
P-Penalty?
[20:35] ---
A penalty is actually, uh...
[20:37] ---
To put it simply,
it's another word for punishment.
[20:40] ---
What's the meaning of this? Keroro...
[20:42] ---
When was your homework due?
[20:44] ---
I... I think, uh...
SIGN Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
SIGN Today is...
[20:47] ---
Today is the eighth.
SIGN Homework Due! Don't be late! Three days before...
[20:49] ---
Oops, the deadline was three days ago.
[20:52] ---
Whaaaat?
SIGN Keronians' Mortal Enemy
[21:04] ---
The mortal enemy of the
Keronian, the Nyororo.
SIGN Here's Nyororo
[21:15] ---
Nin nin.
[21:17] ---
Make sure you too finish
your homework early!
[21:19] ---
Or you might have an unexpected
package at your doorsteps.
SIGN Poke poke poke poke...
[21:30] ---
And also, try not to write anything
bad about others on your postcards.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:51] [SONG] ---
On a big, round UFO,
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
"Bokegaeru~!!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
[22:35] [SONG] ---
I have another stomach
for french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
"Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
"Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
This is Sergeant Keroro.
[23:08] ---
Did you get any New Year's gifts?
[23:10] ---
When I was little, I used
to visit all of my relatives,
[23:14] ---
and collect New Year's gifts from them.
[23:16] ---
Happiness doesn't come to you.
You have to run to capture it.
[23:20] ---
Those are my words of wisdom to you.
[23:22] ---
But that aside, next week,
[23:23] ---
we'll have our first invasion of the year.
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
"Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E41 - Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir! / Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN On fried eggs, do you like mixed veggie sauce or soy sauce?
[01:31] ---
Have you ever gotten into a
silly argument over nothing at all?
SIGN When brushing your teeth, do you start from the top or bottom?
SIGN Use mayo on okonomiyaki: yes or no?
SIGN Which do you like, gloves or mittens?
SIGN Do you like to go to the mountains or the beach?
[01:35] ---
You know... something like this.
SIGN Do you like to eat tea rice with pickled plum or salted salmon?
SIGN What makes the better pet, a dog or a cat?
SIGN Do you eat orange peels: yes or no?
SIGN No-Go
[01:40] ---
Hold it right there!
[01:41] ---
Huh? W-What is it?
[01:43] ---
Lady Natsumi, you're doing it wrong.
[01:46] ---
Huh?
[01:48] ---
Don't you have any common sense?
[01:50] ---
You add milk to the tea,
not the other way around.
[01:51] ---
What're you talking about? This is just fine.
[01:54] ---
It tastes much better
if you pour in the milk first.
[02:00] ---
Oh!
[02:01] ---
Why did you do that?
[02:03] ---
You don't know a thing.
[02:05] ---
Tea always tastes better
if you add milk to it!
[02:08] ---
It tastes better with the milk first!
[02:11] ---
Tea first, ma'am!
[02:12] ---
Does it really matter that much?
You end up with the same thing anyway.
[02:16] ---
It matters!
[02:16] ---
It matters, sir!
[02:18] ---
Before!
[02:19] ---
After!
[02:19] ---
Before!
[02:20] ---
After!
[02:21] ---
Before!
[02:21] ---
After, ma'am!
[02:22] ---
I said before, and that's that!
[02:23] ---
After is better, ma'am!
[02:25] ---
Before! Before! Before! Before!
[02:25] ---
After! After! After! After!
[02:29] ---
All right, then.
SIGN Sugoroku
[02:30] ---
Why don't we settle it once and for
all by playing the game of Sugoroku?
[02:34] ---
Um, why?
[02:38] ---
Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!
[02:44] ---
I conceived the layout,
and Sergeant Major Kululu made it.
SIGN Suspicious
[02:48] ---
It emits an ominous aura...
[02:51] ---
Are you sure it's an ordinary game board?
[02:54] ---
Of course, ma'am.
[02:56] ---
Well then, let's get started right away!
[03:07] ---
W-Where am I?
[03:08] ---
It seems we've been shrunk
into the Sugoroku board itself!
[03:12] ---
That's correct! We'll be
using ourselves as pawns.
[03:15] ---
In a sense, this is a
life-sized Sugoroku adventure.
[03:19] ---
How is this ordinary?!
[03:21] ---
Welcome to the Sugoroku rink!
[03:23] ---
Or, like, welcome patrons?
[03:25] ---
Natchi! Fukki! We've been waiting.
[03:28] ---
They're really prepared for this.
[03:30] ---
I'm really proud of this game.
[03:35] ---
This looks fun. Let's get started!
[03:38] ---
Really suspicious...
[03:40] ---
Okay then, let's begin the
Sugoroku fight. Ready... go!
[03:43] ---
Or, like, commence fighting?
SIGN Begin the Battle
[03:47] ---
Here goes! I'll start, okay?
[03:49] ---
There!
[03:53] ---
It's a five!
[03:54] ---
One, two, three, four... Five!
[03:58] ---
Huh?
SIGN View the Nazca Lines
[04:01] ---
The Nazca Lines?
[04:03] ---
Huh?
[04:04] ---
Oh! Fuyuki just disappeared!
[04:07] ---
Hey you, stupid frog!
What the heck is going on in here?
[04:13] ---
This can't be... I don't believe it!
[04:16] ---
Yes, you'd better believe it!
[04:18] ---
It's the mysterious markings
on Nazca Plains in Peru.
SIGN Fuyuki is around here.
[04:22] ---
Wow! This is fantastic!
[04:25] ---
As you can see, whatever space
you land on becomes a reality.
[04:32] ---
I will go next!
SIGN Eat all the cake you want until your next turn.
[04:37] ---
Eat all the cake you want
until your next turn!
[04:40] ---
This is the best!
[04:43] ---
What? You mean this is also part of the game?
[04:46] ---
Natchi, try your luck
with the roll of the die.
[04:48] ---
Next, Keroro, moving out!
[04:51] ---
Uncle, good luck.
[04:52] ---
Or, like, exert yourself?
[04:56] ---
Stylish, and graceful...
Sergeant Keroro's first throw!
[05:04] ---
You got a one!
SIGN Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:06] ---
Go forward ten spaces and
eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:09] ---
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
SIGN Outer Space Mixed Critter Pizza FX
[05:13] ---
You're mine. Yes, sir!
[05:15] ---
Stop squirming and start going into my mouth!
SIGN Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:18] ---
Wait a second...
[05:20] ---
So this game makes your
dreams come true, doesn't it?
[05:25] ---
If so, I want to travel all over the world
and enjoy the finest cuisine!
[05:32] ---
Yes! I got a six!
[05:33] ---
You're good at whatever you do, Natchi.
[05:35] ---
Five, and... six!
[05:37] ---
Wow! To my gourmet feast!
SIGN Spanish Cuisine
[05:41] ---
The finest Spanish dishes...
[05:43] ---
Oh, wow... this must mean
I'm now in Spain!
[05:48] ---
You're in a bullring
somewhere in Valencia, Spain.
[05:51] ---
Huh?
SIGN Try your hand at bullfighting in Spain. *If you fail, return to Start.
[05:54] ---
Aaaaah! What's going on?
[05:57] ---
All I wanted was a taste of Spanish food!
[06:07] ---
Don't think I'm afraid of you!
[06:11] ---
Come get me!
[06:17] ---
Olé!
[06:19] ---
I did it!
[06:23] ---
I'm back.
[06:26] ---
See. I told you it was fun!
SIGN Giza, Egypt
[06:31] ---
These are the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt.
SIGN Fuyuki
[06:34] ---
Wow! Fantastic!
[06:38] ---
If you can finish 20 bowls of
sweet bean soup, advance 5 spaces.
[06:42] ---
If you can finish reading
50 manga volumes, advance 7 spaces.
SIGN Kingdom of Thailand
[06:45] ---
Take the Thai kickboxing challenge!
Go back to Start if you lose!
[06:49] ---
Hey! All I wanted was
a taste of authentic Thai food!
[06:56] ---
Excellent!
SIGN Cappadocia, Turkey
[06:58] ---
This is Cappadocia in Turkey.
SIGN Fuyuki
[07:01] ---
Wow! Fantastic!
[07:03] ---
If you can finish 20 plates
of pudding, advance 3 spaces.
[07:07] ---
Finish 10 Captain Geroro plastic models,
then advance 10 spaces.
SIGN Italy
[07:11] ---
Take the authentic Italian soccer challenge!
[07:13] ---
Go back to Start if you can't score a goal!
[07:17] ---
Sheesh!
[07:20] ---
All I wanted was a taste of...
[07:22] ---
...authentic...
[07:24] ---
...Italian food!
[07:30] ---
Gooooal!
[07:32] ---
Fantastic, again!
SIGN Good Luck
[07:34] ---
Good luck to you all!
[07:36] ---
Especially to Uncle!
[07:37] ---
Or, like, total bias?
[07:42] ---
Sarge! This Sugoroku game is so much fun!
[07:45] ---
See? I told you so!
[07:46] ---
I honestly think we have our hands
on a potential bestseller.
[07:52] ---
If we market this game
throughout the universe, we'll be rich.
[07:55] ---
Yeah! Everyone would buy one!
[07:57] ---
So what happens if you win?
[07:59] ---
Huh?
[08:00] ---
What?!
SIGN Goal!
[08:02] ---
Pekoponians will receive
a bowl of instant noodles.
SIGN Pekoponians will receive a bowl of instant noodles.
[08:05] ---
And for Keronians...
SIGN Keronians will successfully conquer Pekopon!
[08:08] ---
...they will successfully conquer Pekopon!
[08:09] ---
What the heck is that?
[08:12] ---
All of this has just been a prelude.
[08:15] ---
When we actually reach the goal,
[08:17] ---
our dream of invading Pekopon
will become a reality.
[08:21] ---
This game is actually...
[08:23] ---
...The Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe!
SIGN Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe
[08:26] ---
Look at the sergeant.
He's right before the goal.
[08:30] ---
All he needs now is to roll a two or higher,
[08:33] ---
and the invasion of Pekopon
becomes a reality.
[08:36] ---
What? I can't let that happen!
[08:38] ---
So! The throw of the die by Uncle
[08:41] ---
will be etched forever in history
as the move that conquered Pekopon!
[08:44] ---
Go!
[08:50] ---
Oops...
[08:51] ---
Whew...
SIGN Relief...
[08:52] ---
Well, it won't matter what I throw next time.
SIGN The Lord of Terror will now descend.
[08:57] ---
Kero?
[08:59] ---
I am Angol Mois's father!
[09:03] ---
The original Lord of Terror descends.
SIGN The Original Lord of Terror Descends
[09:06] ---
It's been a while, Father.
[09:08] ---
Or, like, countless decades?
[09:11] ---
Oh, Mois! So how have you been?
[09:14] ---
Or, like, hale and hearty?
[09:16] ---
Yes, Father!
[09:18] ---
She sure has a huge father...
[09:20] ---
Awesome!
[09:21] ---
To all you Pekoponians,
sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:25] ---
Today, the prophecy will be fulfilled!
[09:29] ---
In that case...
[09:32] ---
I'm gonna do what I can to help!
[09:34] ---
Second-Generation Lord of Terror descends!
SIGN Second-Generation Lord of Terror Descends
[09:37] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:40] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:42] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:43] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:44] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:45] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:46] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:47] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:48] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:49] ---
Hi-yah!
[09:50] ---
Hey-yah!
[09:50] ---
Wait! Wait a minute, Great Master Father!
[09:53] ---
Wait! Wait!
[09:54] ---
Oh... If it isn't Master Keroro.
Long time no see, huh?
[09:58] ---
Would you care to join us?
[10:00] ---
Or, like, lucky chances?
[10:02] ---
Oh, no! That's not what I meant!
[10:04] ---
I'm gonna be in big trouble
if you destroy Pekopon!
[10:07] ---
Well, even if you say so...
[10:09] ---
...unless I destroy Pekopon
like I'm supposed to,
[10:13] ---
my wife'll beat the crap out of me.
[10:14] ---
Please don't do it! How can you just
destroy it so easily?
[10:17] ---
It may seem easy, but
the truth is it's quite difficult!
[10:22] ---
It takes a real pro to do it!
[10:24] ---
Now, to finish what I started!
[10:26] ---
Here I go!
SIGN Hinata residence
SIGN Earth's Crust
SIGN Lithosphere
Asthenosphere
SIGN Mantle
SIGN Outer Core
SIGN Inner Core
[10:30] ---
Hm?
[10:33] ---
That must be Keroro and the others again.
[10:34] ---
Wasting all their time playing stupid games!
[10:37] ---
Why don't you work for a change?!
[10:41] ---
Oh... I wasn't quite finished there...
[10:44] ---
Keep up the good work.
[10:46] ---
Whew... We've been saved!
[10:50] ---
Darn it! If Giroro hadn't
interfered at the last minute,
SIGN Potato Chips
[10:53] ---
we would've
conquered Pekopon by now!
[10:56] ---
Stop lying!
[10:57] ---
Pekopon would've been destroyed
if it hadn't been for me!
[10:59] ---
For you.
[11:02] ---
What's this, sir?
SIGN Snacks Toys Manga Travel Fees Trip to Turkey Trip to Egypt Trip to Nazca Plain Trip to Spain (including Bull Fight) Trip to Italy
[11:03] ---
What? A bill?!
[11:07] ---
It's a reality game, right?
[11:08] ---
That means you have to pay
for all the expenses incurred.
[11:14] ---
The harsh facts of reality!
[11:17] ---
By the way, according to
the British Science Foundation,
[11:20] ---
tea is more delicious if you pour
in the milk first without warming it.
[11:23] ---
Why don't you try it?
[11:35] ---
Have you ever had those moments
when you feel you want to change yourself?
[11:40] ---
You can actually do that.
[11:42] ---
But it will never happen unless
you take action on your own.
[11:48] ---
Just like this guy here.
[11:53] ---
Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
[12:00] ---
Sigh...
[12:02] ---
For some reason, I feel so empty.
[12:09] ---
Excuse him! Sorry for being so noisy.
[12:13] ---
It's 556-dono.
[12:15] ---
Do you have problems with pesky aliens?!
[12:19] ---
I will easily rid you of
your problem! I guarantee it!
[12:23] ---
Sorry for the disturbance.
I beg for your patience.
[12:27] ---
Looks like he's working hard, as always.
[12:30] ---
Hm? Everyone is
steering clear of 556-dono.
SIGN Space Detective 556 Leave it to me.
[12:34] ---
He's just like Moses using
his powers to part the Red Sea!
[12:39] ---
That must mean everyone else
is overwhelmed by his presence.
[12:44] ---
In other words, 556-dono
is making a strong impression.
[12:49] ---
Hi-yah!
[12:51] ---
C'mon, don't be shy!
[12:52] ---
All you need to do is to shout!
[12:52] ---
No, thank you...
[12:55] ---
"556, help me!"
[12:56] ---
I'm not interested.
[12:57] ---
And I'll be right there to help you!
[12:59] ---
Excuse me.
[13:00] ---
Huh? Yes!
[13:00] ---
A customer! Yes!
[13:03] ---
Why, it's only you!
[13:06] ---
You're a member of the Keroro Platoon...
[13:09] ---
What was your name?
[13:11] ---
...It's D—
[13:11] ---
Wait, don't tell me!
[13:12] ---
It's on the tip of my tongue!
[13:14] ---
Hold it right there. I'm
sure I'll remember...
[13:18] ---
Chesuto!
[13:19] ---
I remember it now!
Your name is... Terere-kun!
SIGN Terere
SIGN Terere-kun?
[13:22] ---
Terere-kun?!
[13:24] ---
Who the heck is that?
[13:29] ---
556-dono, I've always been impressed
by your powerful presence.
[13:33] ---
That's expected for a hero!
[13:35] ---
We always have this
burning desire in our hearts!
[13:40] ---
I've been wondering how I could
have a commanding presence like yours.
SIGN Don't think. Feel!!
[13:45] ---
Don't think. Feel!
[13:47] ---
Huh?
[13:48] ---
"Don't think. Feel!" What does that mean?
[13:52] ---
You gotta have passion
pumping through your veins!
[13:55] ---
Passion?
[13:58] ---
Listen very closely.
[14:00] ---
Can't you hear the voices of those
who are in need of help
[14:02] ---
all over the world?!
[14:04] ---
Help me!
[14:07] ---
Hey! I said stop following me!
[14:10] ---
Hmmm, I feel like I do.
[14:13] ---
Don't you feel that you want to do
whatever you can to help them?!
[14:18] ---
You have to have the desire
to help, no matter what!
[14:21] ---
Some of them might be annoyed!
[14:24] ---
But there's always someone who needs help!
[14:30] ---
Don't you have an inner desire
to help those people?!
[14:33] ---
Don't you?!
[14:36] ---
Indeed I do.
[14:37] ---
That's it!
[14:39] ---
That's the passion pumping
through your veins!
SIGN Passion in Your Veins
[14:41] ---
Oh!
[14:45] ---
I see... I get it now!
[14:47] ---
This is the burning passion!
[14:50] ---
I can feel it! I feel the burning passion!
[14:54] ---
Looks like you've finally figured it out!
[14:56] ---
Your burning passion
radiates so brightly! Uh...
[14:59] ---
What was your name?
[15:00] ---
Dororo!
[15:02] ---
Stop right there! I'm gonna kick your butt.
[15:09] ---
Huh?
[15:09] ---
Everyone! I've got something
important to say!
[15:12] ---
Huh?
[15:16] ---
My blood is really boiling!
SIGN Boiling Blood
[15:23] ---
Dororo...
[15:25] ---
What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
[15:26] ---
Listen! This is no time to bury your noses
in plastic models or snacks!
[15:31] ---
He's right! We're forgetting
our mission to conquer Pekopon.
[15:34] ---
We've become too soft.
[15:36] ---
I'm the only exception.
[15:37] ---
I'm always ready for any
eventuality of war or battle...
[15:37] ---
This is no time to bury your noses
in weapons and computers, either!
[15:41] ---
Say what?
[15:43] ---
Then, what should we be doing?
SIGN Youth
[15:46] ---
Aren't you wasting your youth?
[15:49] ---
Huh...?
[15:50] ---
Stop being so withdrawn!
[15:52] ---
Run! Laugh! Fight! Shout!
SIGN Run!
SIGN Run! Laugh!
SIGN Run! Laugh! Fight!
SIGN Shout!
[15:55] ---
We should all become heroes!
SIGN Heroes!
[15:57] ---
I think he is a little over the edge,
[16:00] ---
but it may be a good idea to
just go along with him for now.
[16:02] ---
I agree.
[16:04] ---
There's a lot of truth
in what he says.
[16:08] ---
We need to come up with
a new special attack!
[16:10] ---
With love
SIGN Love
[16:11] ---
and peace in our minds!
SIGN Peace
[16:13] ---
We are soldiers fighting for those ideals!
[16:16] ---
And that... must be our true mission in life!
SIGN Mission
[16:21] ---
Oh...
[16:22] ---
What do we do?
[16:24] ---
I don't have a problem
going along with his idea.
[16:26] ---
Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt
to do so for a while.
[16:29] ---
So from that day, the Keroro Platoon
began to undergo a severe training schedule.
[16:36] ---
Though it wasn't clear what all that
training was supposed to accomplish.
[16:40] ---
But day after day...
[16:42] ---
Day after day...
[16:44] ---
...they kept on risking their lives!
[16:46] ---
Until, finally, the Keroro Platoon
became as one!
[16:50] ---
Everyone, go for it, sir!
[16:52] ---
If we can come up with
a new special attack,
[16:53] ---
it will surely make the Keroro Platoon
even more popular, sir!
SIGN Modern Japanese
[17:02] ---
Natsumi-san!
[17:02] ---
Oh! Koyuki-chan!
[17:04] ---
Um... Dororo's been awfully
cheerful and spirited lately.
[17:11] ---
Do you have any idea why?
[17:13] ---
Well, now that you mention it,
[17:15] ---
our stupid frog's been
working very hard, too.
[17:20] ---
The kitchen, for example,
has been spotless for days!
[17:22] ---
Really?!
[17:23] ---
Although I should be happy about it,
[17:25] ---
I have a bad feeling about this.
[17:29] ---
I'd better go down to their underground base
and find out what they're up to.
[17:38] ---
Oh, Sis! There are Sarge
and his team members.
[17:42] ---
What the heck are they doing?
[17:44] ---
Beats me.
[17:45] ---
If we can get past this last hurdle,
[17:48] ---
we'll be able to perfect our special attack.
[17:50] ---
You should have the honor of naming it.
[17:53] ---
You are the commander, Keroro-kun.
Are you sure?
[17:56] ---
Why, of course.
[17:58] ---
You deserve all the credit for this.
It's only fitting.
[18:04] ---
Keroro-kun... everyone...!
[18:08] ---
We did it!
[18:11] ---
Heave-ho...
[18:16] ---
Oh, no!
[18:26] ---
Help us!
[18:29] ---
We'd better help them!
[18:30] ---
Wait!
[18:32] ---
We shouldn't get involved just yet.
[18:34] ---
Dororo's struggling with his very self!
[18:40] ---
The lives of the entire Keroro Platoon
are in my hands now.
[18:48] ---
If I don't save them...
[18:50] ---
...who will?!
[18:53] ---
Give it...
[18:55] ---
...my all!
[18:57] ---
Oh!
[19:03] ---
You saved us, sir!
[19:04] ---
Oh, thank you, Dororo-san!
[19:06] ---
That was amazing, Dororo.
[19:10] ---
I'm glad... you're all safe and sound!
[19:13] ---
Dororo...
[19:14] ---
You really did it!
[19:16] ---
Stop it right there! You alien invaders!
[19:18] ---
Whoa!
[19:20] ---
Dororo-kun! You've really
outdone yourself! Congratulations!
[19:24] ---
Thank you, 556-dono.
[19:26] ---
But wait! You are still alien invaders!
[19:29] ---
The bad news is, as long as
Space Detective 556 is here,
[19:32] ---
you will never have your way!
[19:34] ---
556-dono...
[19:35] ---
Hmph! That's absurd...
[19:36] ---
You're just like an arrogant fly
that entered the spider's den.
[19:41] ---
Ha! Adhesion!
SIGN Adhesion
[19:44] ---
This is the perfect time to attack!
[19:46] ---
Private Tamama! Common courtesy
says we let him do his thing, sir!
[19:49] ---
I was only kidding, of course.
[19:53] ---
Space Detective!
[19:57] ---
556!
[20:01] ---
Laser sword!
[20:03] ---
Hmph. Do you honestly think your weapons
will have any effect on us?
[20:08] ---
We just underwent a severe training program
[20:10] ---
and mastered a new special attack.
[20:12] ---
I don't care if you're a space detective.
[20:14] ---
Better be prepared for a severe beating!
[20:16] ---
Nothing you do will work against us!
[20:20] ---
I won't let you have your...
[20:22] ---
Enough of your blustering!
[20:24] ---
Ah... but I haven't finished my line yet!
[20:27] ---
C'mon, everyone!
[20:28] ---
Just like we practiced...
Deathblow! Dragon King Formation!
SIGN Deathblow Dragon King Formation
[20:31] ---
Keroro of Spades!
[20:33] ---
Kululu of Diamonds!
[20:35] ---
Tamama of Clubs!
[20:36] ---
Giroro of Hearts!
[20:38] ---
Huh?! Th-Then, I'll be the J—
[20:39] ---
Keroro Platoon! Dragon King Formation!
[20:42] ---
Wait for me, guys!
[20:44] ---
Turbo Stream... Attack!
[20:53] ---
Whoooooa!
[20:57] ---
Next week, "556's Miraculous Comeback!"
[21:00] ---
Don't miss it!
[21:05] ---
Well... that's not exactly
how we practiced it,
[21:08] ---
but the important thing is,
it all worked out fine.
[21:11] ---
I just lost all of my passion!
[21:16] ---
End of passion.
SIGN End of Passion
[21:18] ---
Ohh...
[21:20] ---
Please excuse my brother
for always being so annoying.
[21:24] ---
They say we all have unlimited potential,
[21:27] ---
but sometimes, a simple disappointment
[21:29] ---
can cause permanent harm in our lives,
[21:31] ---
so we should always remember
to be careful, okay?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
"Bokegaeru~!!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
[22:35] [SONG] ---
I have another stomach
for french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
"Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
"Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
[22:53] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
This is Tamama!
[23:08] ---
Have you all been keeping up
with your New Year's resolutions?
[23:10] ---
Do not tell me you have
already quit after only three days.
[23:13] ---
When you think you
cannot keep up, call yourself
[23:15] ---
despicable, spineless, and pitiful,
[23:17] ---
and let your anger
amplify your dark side powers.
[23:19] ---
All that aside, our next episode
is about soccer! Soccer!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: The Red-blooded
Keroro Platoon, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Tamama: The Friendship
Jealousy Shot, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E42 - Keroro: The Red-blooded Keroro Platoon, Sir! / Tamama: The Friendship Jealousy Shot, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
It's a beautiful afternoon
on a cozy sunny day,
[01:34] ---
making you feel like spring
is just around the corner.
[01:37] ---
Sarge!
[01:39] ---
You know what Sis'll say if you leave
your Gundam models out in the living room!
[01:46] ---
Sarge, I'm coming in, okay?
[01:50] ---
Looks like the Iogi Del Sols are going
[01:52] ---
all the way to the World League.
[01:55] ---
"The world is my field."
SIGN "The world is my field" by Keroro
[01:58] ---
By Keroro.
[02:01] ---
Goal! What an outstanding play.
[02:05] ---
The Soccer World League?
[02:07] ---
This is the perfect opportunity to show
the Pekoponians our true skills!
[02:12] ---
Olé, olé, olé...
[02:15] ---
Time, be still. We are the world!
[02:21] ---
Keroro: The Red-blooded
Keroro Platoon, Sir!
[02:27] ---
Today we're broadcasting from the
Nishizawas' private soccer stadium.
[02:33] ---
No one told us to be here.
[02:36] ---
Our passion brought us together.
SIGN Keroro 11
[02:40] ---
The Keroro Eleven. All here, sir.
[02:43] ---
Eleven?
[02:44] ---
But there are only four of us...
SIGN Keroro 4
[02:46] ---
Ah! Not four! You mean five, right?
[02:50] ---
Dororo-kun! Use your cloning technique
to complete the team, okay?
[02:54] ---
Eh?
SIGN Clench
[02:56] ---
I'll do my best, Keroro-kun!
[02:59] ---
And our dedicated supporter, Lady Mois.
[03:01] ---
Yes, Uncle!
[03:03] ---
Or, like, super prepared?
[03:06] ---
Click.
SIGN World League
[03:07] ---
Look!
SIGN Soccer World League
SIGN Arom
SIGN Aita
[03:08] ---
Three years ago,
[03:10] ---
the Soccer World League took place
in the Pekoponian year of 2002.
[03:16] ---
That year, people went wild,
[03:18] ---
losing themselves in the
world of soccer, sir.
[03:21] ---
In other words... he who conquers soccer
conquers the world!
SIGN "He who conquers soccer conquers the world" by Keroro
[03:26] ---
I'll do it.
SIGN "I'll do it!!" by Keroro
SIGN "Kick & Dash" by Keroro
[03:27] ---
Kick and dash.
[03:30] ---
Men, aim for the enemy goal.
SIGN "Men, aim for the enemy goal" by Keroro
[03:31] ---
The ball is my friend, sir!
SIGN "The ball is my friend" by Keroro
[03:36] ---
He seems really serious about this.
[03:39] ---
I haven't seen him this pumped up
for quite some time now.
[03:42] ---
It almost makes us forget about
all the broken promises he made.
[03:46] ---
Conquering Pekopon through sports!
I'll put my hopes on you!
[03:52] ---
Thank you, Misaki-kun!
[03:53] ---
Who?
[03:55] ---
From now on, I'm Captain Keroro, sir!
[03:59] ---
And so the Keroro Platoon's passionate,
[04:00] ---
intense and rhythmical training begins.
[04:05] ---
C'mon, Giroro!
[04:09] ---
Don't mind if I do.
Soulful Mega Bazooka Cannon!
[04:24] ---
Now it's my turn.
[04:26] ---
Kululu! C'mon!
SIGN Gravity and
Inertia Controlling
[04:28] ---
Gravity and Inertia Controlling Gravity Shot.
SIGN Gravity Shot
[04:34] ---
There you go.
[04:39] ---
Well then, it's time
I show you what I can do.
[04:42] ---
Behold! My High Jump...
SIGN High Jump
[04:43] ---
...Giant Spin...
SIGN Giant Spin
[04:44] ---
...Overhead Whirling-Tides...
SIGN Overhead
SIGN Snip
[04:46] ---
It's too long. Sorry.
[04:47] ---
...Neo Fire Shot!
[04:59] ---
Uncle! So wonderful!
[05:01] ---
Or, like, surefire winner?
[05:03] ---
I'm flattered.
[05:05] ---
That girl! I really, really hate her!
[05:09] ---
I'll put all this energy into my shot.
SIGN Me, too. Why always her? I'm envious. Me, too.
SIGN Jealousy
[05:12] ---
Jealousy Shot!
[05:18] ---
Wow!
[05:19] ---
We're sure to be number one.
[05:22] ---
And the legend of the mighty Tamama begins!
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Girogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulu...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
[05:29] ---
Um... I'm done with cloning...
[05:33] ---
And so, training for the day comes to an end.
[05:36] ---
Anyway, I wanna see how good we've become.
[05:42] ---
How so?
[05:43] ---
A practice game.
[05:45] ---
What?
[05:46] ---
Having said that, we're already
the strongest team in the universe.
[05:50] ---
I doubt I could find a worthy opponent.
[05:56] ---
That voice!
[06:02] ---
Who are you?!
[06:10] ---
You are...
[06:13] ---
A mysterious man has appeared
before Keroro and the others.
[06:17] ---
Is he a friend or a foe?
[06:20] ---
Soccer is Earth's sport.
[06:22] ---
I won't allow you to win
the World League so easily.
[06:27] ---
Paul!
[06:30] ---
I have recruited the top
players from around the world
[06:33] ---
to form the Earth Select Team,
"Paul: Japan."
[06:36] ---
And we challenge you to a practice match.
[06:40] ---
The top players?
[06:45] ---
What the...?
[06:48] ---
I can feel a powerful Cosmo
from every single one of them.
[06:55] ---
Their power level is over 30,000.
[06:57] ---
I don't think my team will disappoint you.
[07:03] ---
He's not kidding around!
[07:05] ---
Sure! Just what I had in mind!
[07:07] ---
The Keroro Eleven
will accept that challenge, sir!
SIGN The Red-blooded Keroro Platoon Eleven
[07:12] ---
Let's meet next Saturday,
[07:14] ---
right here at the Nishizawas'
private stadium.
[07:19] ---
Whoa!
[07:26] ---
Following their last training session,
[07:28] ---
they continued with their
intense training regimen.
[07:32] ---
Total weight on both feet is three tons.
We cannot afford to lose!
SIGN Snap
[07:40] ---
D-Don't worry.
[07:42] ---
This J-League training cast...
will increase... my muscle strength.
SIGN Snap
SIGN An air chair
[08:00] ---
This is pretty tough to do for a long time.
[08:03] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[08:07] ---
There is no need for you to do this with me.
[08:13] ---
How dare he think I pack a weak punch?
[08:17] ---
Just watch me overcome that weakness!
[08:22] ---
Or, like, muscle building?
SIGN Clench
SIGN Aim for
National
Stadium
- Mois
SIGN Aim for National Tournament - Mois
[08:25] ---
Why is Keroro developing
his punching power for soccer?
[08:27] ---
Never mind that.
Let's fast-forward to the game day.
[08:35] ---
Hello, everyone. I'm your host.
My name is "Narrator."
[08:39] ---
The match of the century,
between the Keroro Platoon
[08:42] ---
and the Paul: Japan team, is about
to begin here at Nishizawa stadium.
[08:45] ---
Sarge, good luck!
SIGN Paul: Japan!!
[08:48] ---
Dororo!
[08:49] ---
Hey, stupid frog, do your best, okay?
[08:52] ---
Even Lady Natsumi is cheering for us!
[08:57] ---
That's because the winning prize
includes a trip to a hot spring.
SIGN Prize: A trip to a hot
spring for the whole family.
SIGN Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
SIGN Paul: Japan!!
SIGN Victory
[09:23] ---
Jealousy Shot!
SIGN Me, too. Why always you? I'm envious. Me, too.
[09:35] ---
What?
[09:40] ---
They're... tough...
SIGN Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
[09:47] ---
The score remains 0-0 as the match goes into
[09:48] ---
additional time in the second half.
[09:50] ---
The Keroro Eleven will try a corner kick.
[09:55] ---
This will be... our last chance to win.
[09:57] ---
There's hardly any time left.
[09:59] ---
I'll do it.
[10:01] ---
Huh?
[10:06] ---
Keroro.
[10:06] ---
Everyone, share your powers with me.
[10:13] ---
You can do it, Sarge!
SIGN Paul: Japan!!
[10:15] ---
No dinner for you tonight if you lose.
[10:18] ---
It's all up to you.
[10:20] ---
Keroro...
[10:21] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[10:29] ---
Captain Keroro...
[10:32] ---
Finishing blow:
[10:33] ---
Boomerang Galactic Rolling Bolt
Lavender Phantom Magnum!
[10:56] ---
Huh?
[10:57] ---
Why did he... punch...?
SIGN Paul: Japan!!
[10:59] ---
N-Not only that...
[11:01] ---
That was our goal...
[11:04] ---
That was an unbelievable shot
into their own goal!
SIGN Soccer Tournament Nishizawa Cup Keroro Platoon Paul: Japan
[11:06] ---
The match is over, 1 to 0.
The Paul: Japan team is the winner!
[11:14] ---
How the heck could you do that?
[11:15] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[11:18] ---
P-Please...
[11:21] ---
Please forgive me!
SIGN "Please forgive me!" by Keroro
[11:24] ---
Soon after, this match became
known as the "Tragedy of Please,"
SIGN "Tragedy of Please" by Keroro
[11:27] ---
and its story was handed down
from generation to generation.
[11:39] ---
Today, Sergeant Keroro is undergoing
punishment for the "Tragedy of Please."
SIGN Stab
Stab
[11:50] ---
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!
[11:52] ---
Apparently, he was forbidden to
touch Gundam models for a week.
[11:59] ---
Tamama: The Friendship
Jealousy Shot, Sir!
[12:06] ---
Jealousy, jealousy,
jealousy, jealousy, jealousy...
[12:13] ---
Jealousy, jealousy...
[12:18] ---
Oh no!
[12:22] ---
That Pekoponian boy practices every day.
[12:34] ---
How can he ever become a world-class player
[12:37] ---
with such simple and easy practice?
[12:40] ---
Looks like I have to step in.
I will fire him up a bit.
[12:44] ---
Anti-barrier, check okay.
[12:51] ---
Too slow!
[12:56] ---
Huh?
[13:03] ---
Um...
[13:05] ---
What do you think you are doing?!
[13:07] ---
I'm sorry!
[13:08] ---
Oh... Oh no!
[13:11] ---
Wait, he cannot see me.
I have the anti-barrier.
[13:15] ---
I will talk my way out of this.
[13:17] ---
Looks like it's broken.
SIGN Out of order
[13:21] ---
I'm sure you cannot see me,
but I am just a deity passing through.
[13:27] ---
Looks like he can see you.
[13:29] ---
A deity?
[13:30] ---
Hey. Do not question God's words!
[13:33] ---
I'm sorry!
[13:35] ---
Anyway, why are you practicing all alone, young one?
[13:39] ---
Because I'm bad at it,
so I need more practice.
[13:46] ---
I really want to improve my skills.
[13:53] ---
From that day on,
Tamama took an interest in the boy
[13:57] ---
and came to watch him every day.
[14:20] ---
You really are a deity!
[14:24] ---
Okay! God will personally play with you!
[14:43] ---
Now then, I will teach you
a special deadly shot.
[14:47] ---
But I play defense...
[14:49] ---
That does not matter.
If you do not do it, who will?
[14:53] ---
Those with the desire to win
walk away as the winners.
[14:58] ---
Twist that straight-and-narrow
personality of yours.
[15:01] ---
Hatred. Anger. Envy. Bitterness.
[15:04] ---
Gather all those emotions together.
[15:06] ---
Take the resentment you feel
towards your puny and miserable self
[15:10] ---
and release it all at once!
[15:12] ---
That's how you do the
Tamama... Jealousy Shot!
SIGN Jealousy
[15:19] ---
Go hit that woman!
[15:22] ---
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[15:26] ---
Oh...
[15:29] ---
I... I am sorry.
[15:32] ---
It's okay. I should be going home
by now, anyway.
[15:36] ---
Thank you for everything, God.
[15:41] ---
I promise I'll bring a new ball.
[15:45] ---
So make sure you come
back here tomorrow, young one!
[15:48] ---
B-But tomorrow...
[15:56] ---
Friendship, how beautiful it is.
[15:59] ---
But somehow, that boy seems sad.
[16:05] ---
You need to replace a soccer ball?
That's not a problem.
[16:09] ---
Do you want a gold ball?
Or a silver ball?
[16:13] ---
An ordinary one.
[16:14] ---
It would be easy to get a ball
from the same manufacturer.
[16:19] ---
But are you sure that's going to be enough?
[16:21] ---
Huh?
[16:22] ---
The truth is, some boys
have a personal attachment
[16:24] ---
to a specific ball.
[16:26] ---
Why did you make such a promise?
[16:30] ---
A friendship between men.
[16:33] ---
Well then, I must make sure
that's what he gets.
[16:39] ---
Listen up. The target is the
scattered scraps of this ball.
[16:42] ---
We can't afford to miss a single piece.
[16:43] ---
Roger!
[16:46] ---
Well, we should be able to
restore the ball by noon tomorrow.
[16:50] ---
A-Are you serious?
[16:52] ---
Yes, because this is
a friendship between men,
[16:55] ---
and I gave you my word.
[16:57] ---
Thank you very much.
[16:59] ---
Isn't that great, Tama-chan?
[17:01] ---
And so, the next day...
[17:10] ---
Maybe he can't come because of the snow.
[17:26] ---
Day after day, Tamama went to the park,
[17:30] ---
but the boy never came back again.
[17:46] ---
Dororo-senpai?
[17:49] ---
Tamama-dono...
[17:51] ---
I am glad to see you here!
[17:52] ---
Have you happened to see a
grade school boy playing here?
[17:56] ---
Tamama-dono. Look at that.
SIGN I'm sorry
SIGN goodbye
SIGN god
SIGN I'm sorry, goodbye, and thank you, my tadpole god.
[18:11] ---
I'm sorry, goodbye, and
thank you, my tadpole god.
[18:23] ---
Looks like he wrote that
the night before it snowed.
[18:27] ---
That means...
[18:30] ---
...he could see me
from the very beginning.
[18:35] ---
Tamama-dono...
[18:38] ---
What did he mean... by goodbye?
[18:43] ---
A few days later...
[18:46] ---
Are you sure we are going to see him?
[18:49] ---
I am an expert at search missions.
[18:54] ---
And now we're at a grade school
high up in the mountains.
[18:58] ---
Ah! That is him!
[19:01] ---
That snowy day was the day he moved here.
[19:08] ---
Why did you do that?
[19:09] ---
Defense shouldn't come up front like that.
[19:12] ---
Sorry. I'll go get the ball.
[19:14] ---
Tamama-dono! Here is your chance.
[19:17] ---
Yeah.
[19:21] ---
Our promise.
[19:24] ---
I'm sure it's here somewhere...
[19:29] ---
Oh... There it is.
[19:33] ---
This ball...
[19:35] ---
The scratches and marks are the same...
[19:38] ---
It's the first ball I ever bought!
[19:41] ---
The deity?
[19:43] ---
Hey. What's taking so long?
[19:45] ---
I'll be right there!
[19:47] ---
Sorry.
[19:49] ---
Everything worked out
real fine, Tamama-dono.
[20:06] ---
That's right. I have to do it.
I have to want to win.
[20:12] ---
The special... Jealousy Shot!
SIGN Be appreciative; Live honestly; Work hard; Live sincerely.
[20:25] ---
I... I did it...
[20:27] ---
That was great...
[20:32] ---
That was great.
[20:34] ---
I've never seen anything like that before.
[20:36] ---
W-Why, thank you.
[20:38] ---
What do you call that shot again?
[20:41] ---
The Jealousy Shot...
[20:43] ---
What do you mean by that?
[20:44] ---
I bet he means it makes the opponent angry.
[20:47] ---
Uh... Not really.
[20:48] ---
That was really something!
[20:51] ---
You have got it all wrong!
[20:52] ---
That was the Anger,
Hatred and Jealousy Shot!
[20:55] ---
Master Tamama, you have got to stop!
[20:57] ---
Did you hear a voice from up there?
[20:59] ---
That must've been an alien!
[21:00] ---
We must leave this place at once.
[21:03] ---
Look, over there!
[21:04] ---
I saw a flash of light!
[21:06] ---
I knew it was that deity.
Thank you for the ball.
[21:11] ---
I'll keep working hard,
so you turn into a great frog, okay?
[21:17] ---
And the boy looked up into a winter sky
that was forever and ever blue.
[21:24] ---
It was the shot I taught him!
I should get the credit!
[21:28] ---
I... I understand all that, Tamama-dono.
Stop it, or we might fall!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sokokara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu…!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yabei yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
"Boke gaeru!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Omowazu houzuri pikkapika
[22:35] [SONG] ---
There's always extra room
for more french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Furaido potato wa betsu bara desu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Nyororo dake wa mou kanben…(Dame desuka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Mou ichido suwarete koi!!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
"Sore wa doussu kane"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Keroro Gunso kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
This is Giroro.
The cold weather is here to stay.
[23:10] ---
A rubdown with a dry towel or
playing the "oshikura manju" game.
[23:13] ---
Apparently, Pekoponians have many ways
[23:15] ---
of getting through the winter.
[23:17] ---
Maybe I'll try it, too.
[23:19] ---
I'll start by playing
"oshikura manju" with Natsumi.
[23:21] ---
That aside, the next episode is
[23:23] ---
about the Japanese custom
called "Setsubun," darling.
[23:25] ---
"Giroro: No Tears
for the Red Oni, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
"Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two stories in one! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E43 - Giroro: No Tears for the Red Oni, Sir! / Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
Giroro: No Tears
for the Red Oni, Sir!
[01:39] ---
Once upon a time, a red oni
and a blue oni lived together.
SIGN Blue Oni and
Red Oni's house
SIGN We have some
tasty sweets
and fine tea.
Please have some,
if you'd like.
[01:46] ---
The red oni was always trying
to become friends with humans.
[01:51] ---
But one day,
[01:54] ---
the blue oni suddenly
attacked the villagers.
[01:58] ---
The red oni stopped him,
and drove him away.
[02:04] ---
The villagers were grateful
to the red oni,
[02:06] ---
and became friends with him.
[02:09] ---
But when he came home, there was
no sign of the blue oni anywhere.
SIGN Red Oni's house
[02:13] ---
Then the red oni found a letter
left behind by the blue oni.
SIGN To Red Oni From Blue Oni
[02:17] ---
And this was what was written on it...
[02:20] ---
"Red Oni...
[02:22] ---
I'm glad you finally made friends
with the villagers.
[02:24] ---
But they think I'm bad, and if
they find out I'm your friend,
[02:28] ---
they'll get scared of you again
and you'll lose all your new friends.
[02:32] ---
So, I must leave.
[02:34] ---
I hope you'll be happy with the villagers."
SIGN Fairy Tales of Japan
[02:41] ---
How could this be?! This is
just too sad for the blue oni!
[02:48] ---
That aside,
why don't you clean up your room?
[02:52] ---
Sorry I'm late.
[02:54] ---
Well? Have you finished the story yet?
[02:57] ---
The blue oni is such an angel!
[03:00] ---
I don't know... I smell a hypocrite here.
[03:02] ---
It was totally moving.
[03:04] ---
Or, like, super pathos?
[03:06] ---
The blue oni gave me a great idea
[03:10] ---
on how to suck up to Lady Natsumi.
[03:13] ---
I shall call it...
[03:14] ---
Huh?
SIGN Operation Manual "Operation: Blue Oni!" Yay! Check it out!
[03:15] ---
Operation: Blue Oni.
[03:18] ---
What a bland title.
[03:19] ---
You're never the creative type.
[03:21] ---
What kind of operation do you have in mind?
[03:24] ---
First, just like the blue oni
who attacked the village,
[03:27] ---
I'll attack Lady Natsumi.
[03:28] ---
Any bad children here?!
[03:31] ---
Sounds unrealistic right off the bat...
[03:33] ---
You wanna die? Go ahead, I won't stop you.
[03:36] ---
I-I'll think about how to do it later.
[03:39] ---
Anyhow, soon the red oni
shows up to save Lady Natsumi.
[03:44] ---
Hey, stop!
[03:44] ---
From his color,
Giroro would be the most suitable.
[03:48] ---
Giroro will successfully defeat me.
[03:50] ---
Thank you, Giroro.
[03:51] ---
Natsumi...
SIGN Tangerines
[03:53] ---
And the two will become
the closest of friends.
[03:56] ---
It's almost the same as the
fairy tale up to this point. However...
[04:00] ---
The similarities end here.
SIGN To Red Oni
[04:03] ---
What if that letter the blue oni
left for the red oni
[04:08] ---
was also read by the villagers?
[04:10] ---
I'm sure the blue oni
[04:11] ---
would have become friends
with the villagers, too.
[04:14] ---
Not only that,
[04:15] ---
they'd probably think more highly
of the blue oni than the red oni.
[04:18] ---
Or, like, sudden flip-flop?
[04:20] ---
Exactly. So I'll use that idea.
SIGN To Giroro-kun
[04:23] ---
Oh, Giroro.
[04:24] ---
When Tamama is bringing
my letter to Giroro...
[04:27] ---
Oops, I slipped.
[04:28] ---
...he accidentally
hands it over to Lady Natsumi.
[04:31] ---
Oops, my bad. I have just handed
this letter to Natchi by mistake.
[04:35] ---
And when Lady Natsumi reads it...
[04:37] ---
Huh? W-What is this...?
SIGN Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and Lady Natsumi have become friends.
[04:39] ---
Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and
Lady Natsumi have become friends.
[04:43] ---
As long as you're happy,
I don't mind being the bad guy.
[04:48] ---
Ohh...
SIGN From your bosom buddy, Keroro
[04:49] ---
Because your happiness is my happiness.
[04:52] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you're as devious as ever.
[04:55] ---
Well then, please read your
"operation manual"
[04:57] ---
for the details of the plan.
[05:00] ---
First, let's get to the
first phase of the plan.
SIGN Gero gero gero gero gero...
[05:07] ---
Huh?
SIGN I have some tasty sweets and fine tea. Feel free to stop by.
[05:08] ---
"I have some tasty sweets
and fine tea. Feel free to stop by."
[05:13] ---
What the heck could Giroro
be up to this time?
[05:16] ---
What's the matter? Are you looking for me?
[05:21] ---
Wha?! What is this?
[05:22] ---
Yeah, about that...
[05:25] ---
Sweets and tea...? How ridiculous.
U-Unless of course, you insist...
[05:30] ---
Hey, I think you're
misunderstanding something here.
[05:32] ---
Huh?
[05:33] ---
Aren't you the one who
put up that sign right there?
[05:35] ---
O-Of course not.
Why would I do such a thing?
[05:38] ---
Huh? Don't tell me...
[05:43] ---
What's up, Giroro-kun?
[05:45] ---
Keroro. What the heck
is the meaning of this?
[05:48] ---
Oh yeah, that.
[05:49] ---
We'll make you get closer to Lady Natsumi.
[05:52] ---
The sign is what you'd
call an icebreaker, I guess.
SIGN Ba-dump
[05:56] ---
What? Get close to Natsumi?!
[05:59] ---
Yup. And I have the best plan, sir.
[06:03] ---
You wanna hear it?
[06:06] ---
R-Ridiculous. Totally ridiculous.
[06:08] ---
I will never go along with such
a ridiculous operation. Got that?
SIGN Thud
SIGN Wham
[06:21] ---
No matter what you say,
we'll still go with the plan.
[06:29] ---
What a beautiful sunset...
[06:31] ---
Or, like, pretty background?
[06:34] ---
Ha! This is it. Words flow out
like a spring of water.
[06:38] ---
Are you writing what they
call a haiku, Mr. Sergeant?
[06:41] ---
Done.
[06:42] ---
Wow! Let me hear it!
[06:44] ---
Ahem. Okay, I'll read it.
[06:46] ---
"When two lovers are together,
it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
[06:52] ---
It flutters in the wind
and embraces the lovers."
[06:55] ---
What a lovely haiku, Uncle.
[06:58] ---
That is not a haiku. That is just a poem.
[07:00] ---
Right. It's a poem dedicated to all lovers.
[07:04] ---
And this will set the mood
for Giroro and Lady Natsumi
[07:07] ---
to fall in love.
[07:09] ---
Natsumi...
[07:10] ---
Giroro...
[07:11] ---
We now go into Phase 2 of our operation.
[07:17] ---
This is Kululu.
[07:19] ---
Everything's set up
exactly according to the plan.
SIGN Studio 6
623 Radio!
[07:21] ---
We're good to go.
[07:26] ---
Well, here we are again.
Another installment of 623 Radio.
[07:30] ---
Thank you for sending in your letters.
[07:33] ---
We'll start with our first one.
[07:36] ---
It's finally begun. Private, stay sharp.
[07:41] ---
Okay.
[07:44] ---
Our first postcard comes from
[07:46] ---
Inner-Tokyo, and he goes
by the name of "Blue Oni."
[07:50] ---
"Good evening, 623-san.
[07:51] ---
Let me tell you what happened the other day.
[07:54] ---
On my way home from school,
I was harassed by a bunch of delinquents.
[07:58] ---
That's when a man that looked
like a frog appeared and saved me."
[08:00] ---
Huh?
[08:01] ---
"The truth is, I have never really
liked frogs before.
[08:05] ---
But now I realize they're
not so bad, after all."
[08:07] ---
Really? A man that looked like a frog?
[08:10] ---
A frog?
[08:11] ---
First we go with the subtle approach.
Now we've hooked her in.
[08:17] ---
Let's move on to the next letter, shall we?
[08:18] ---
This one is from Inner-Tokyo and
he's using the name "Blue Oni..."
[08:22] ---
Hey, it's the same guy.
[08:24] ---
Hmph. It's the same old tired show.
[08:24] ---
Come to think of it, it's almost Setsubun.
[08:27] ---
What's so good about this, anyway?
[08:27] ---
Maybe this letter is from a real oni.
[08:29] ---
"623-san, which color
do you like better, red or green?
[08:32] ---
I think red is nice since
it's such a passionate color,
[08:35] ---
but I prefer green, since it's humble
and shows real kindness.
[08:40] ---
Green is a color that can actually
relieve stress and ease tension."
[08:42] ---
Red...? Green...?
[08:44] ---
Another subtle but effective jab
straight into her heart.
[08:47] ---
This plan of mine is flawless.
[08:53] ---
Okay, it's time to move in.
[08:57] ---
What? I'm busy listening to the radio...
[09:01] ---
Lady Natsumi! Prepare yourself, ma'am!
[09:05] ---
What the heck are those?
[09:07] ---
What else but space leeches, ma'am?
[09:12] ---
And they'll cling on to every bit
of your skin and immobilize you,
[09:16] ---
so you'll have no choice but to listen to me
ramble on about Gundam models all night.
[09:22] ---
No... help me!
[09:28] ---
Oh no, Corporal Giroro. Look what I found.
SIGN To Giroro
[09:32] ---
Huh? Where's the corporal?
[09:35] ---
Tamama, sit here.
[09:38] ---
Did I mess up?
[09:40] ---
You were supposed to call Giroro
here first for the plan to work!
[09:42] ---
What? Is that so?
[09:44] ---
What's wrong with you?
Take out your operation manual!
[09:48] ---
Look here.
[09:49] ---
It says after I attack,
[09:51] ---
you're supposed to go call Giroro for help.
[09:55] ---
So it does...
[09:56] ---
Can I see that, too?
[09:57] ---
Sure.
[09:58] ---
And then you were supposed
to bring that letter here,
[10:00] ---
and accidentally hand it over
to Lady Natsumi.
[10:03] ---
Now I remember!
[10:04] ---
And reading the letter will move me so much
[10:06] ---
that I'll start to like you, huh?
[10:08] ---
That's correct.
[10:09] ---
That's because Lady Natsumi
is simple-minded!
[10:14] ---
Who are you calling simple-minded?
[10:16] ---
Huh? Were you listening?
[10:18] ---
How dare you ruin my
favorite time of the day?!
[10:22] ---
Now, let's read some poems
that were sent in to us.
[10:26] ---
I'm sure we'll be reading some
lovely poetry from you out there.
[10:30] ---
What's that?
[10:32] ---
What happened, Keroro?
[10:33] ---
Are you all right?
Tell me, who did this to you?
[10:37] ---
Hang in there!
You're not hurt that bad!
[10:41] ---
G-Gi... Giroro...
[10:45] ---
Keroro...
[10:46] ---
This comes yet again from
the "Blue Oni" of Inner-Tokyo.
[10:51] ---
"When two lovers are together,
it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
[10:58] ---
It flutters in the wind
and embraces the lovers."
[11:00] ---
At last, it's just the two of us now.
[11:04] ---
Yeah... this is between you and me.
[11:08] ---
This ain't what I had in mind, sir.
[11:10] ---
Operation Blue Oni: a total flop.
[11:20] ---
Once upon a time...
No wait... this is a story of today.
[11:23] ---
There is this green alien...
[11:29] ---
I always thought the red oni
really rocked.
[11:31] ---
That blue oni is just
a hypocrite. He must be.
[11:33] ---
What's this, all of a sudden?
[11:35] ---
I can't tell you why, but I'll try to be
[11:37] ---
a great red oni, starting today.
[11:39] ---
Oh, perfect timing.
SIGN Oni away!
[11:41] ---
Oni away!
[11:49] ---
Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
SIGN Soybeans
[12:00] ---
Soybeans.
[12:01] ---
S-Sarge?
[12:03] ---
Good luck, come!
[12:06] ---
Oni, away!!
[12:10] ---
S-Sis?
[12:11] ---
Grandma sent over these soybeans
to celebrate the coming of spring.
[12:15] ---
It would be a shame if we don't
scatter these all around the house.
[12:17] ---
That's not scattering,
that's pelting as hard as you can...
[12:22] ---
Th-That was cruel, ma'am!
[12:23] ---
I have every right to get angry.
Right, Master Fuyuki?
[12:25] ---
I... I guess...
[12:27] ---
I tell you. Being pelted by beans
out of the blue like this...
SIGN Intense anger
[12:29] ---
I don't know... it hurts,
but it tastes good...
SIGN Chomp chomp
[12:33] ---
Today is Setsubun, a Japanese
custom to drive away demons
[12:36] ---
and invite good fortune
by scattering beans.
[12:39] ---
And since you said you
wanted to be an oni...
[12:42] ---
I'll give you those beans,
so forgive me, okay?
[12:45] ---
My compensation is soybeans?
SIGN Chomp chomp
[12:50] ---
Just then, the nutritious
Japanese organic soybeans
[12:54] ---
made specially by Grandma Hinata
energized the green alien's brain.
[12:59] ---
Looks like Lady Natsumi
has just made a crucial mistake.
[13:03] ---
She just gave me an idea
on how to get even,
[13:05] ---
and not only that, she gave me
this highly-nutritious feast!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
[13:13] ---
What the heck is this?
[13:17] ---
Darn it. Who's on duty here today?
SIGN Kero 3, Kero 4, Natsu 5, Natsu 6, Fuyu 7, Fuyu 8, Kero 9, Kero 10, Natsu 11, Natsu 12
SIGN Kero 3 Kero 4
[13:21] ---
I knew it was him.
[13:24] ---
Huh?
[13:24] ---
Remember what you did
to me earlier, Lady Natsumi?
[13:27] ---
Oh, so you brought your
henchmen to take revenge, huh?
[13:30] ---
You said it. Brace yourself, ma'am...
[13:33] ---
Shut up and finish washing the dishes!
[13:37] ---
Natchi's scarier than an oni.
[13:39] ---
Hurry up and shoot, Kululu!
[13:41] ---
Roger.
[13:44] ---
Oh no! Not another weird gun?!
[13:47] ---
Click!
[13:55] ---
W-What the heck did you just do?
[13:58] ---
Oh no! This is so embarrassing!
[14:00] ---
Excellent, Sergeant Major Kululu.
[14:03] ---
Well, then...
[14:04] ---
What's with this tiger outfit...
Ow. What the heck was that for?
[14:08] ---
What do you mean?
It's Setsubun today, ma'am.
[14:11] ---
Custom says we throw soybeans
at oni, right?
[14:13] ---
Oni? Yikes! Why do I have horns?!
[14:17] ---
It's an oni's job to get hit by beans.
[14:20] ---
And if you don't like it,
blame it on Japanese customs, ma'am.
[14:24] ---
All right, men. Get ready!
[14:26] ---
Tama!
[14:27] ---
Kulu!
[14:28] ---
Attack now!
[14:32] ---
Yay!
[14:34] ---
Oni away!
[14:36] ---
Hold it right there!
[14:37] ---
Yay! Yay!
[14:39] ---
Hold it!
[14:40] ---
Yay! Yay!
[14:44] ---
This isn't funny at all.
[14:47] ---
What the...
[14:51] ---
Why can't I take them off?!
[14:59] ---
Right now your body will not accept
[15:01] ---
anything except that costume, ma'am.
[15:04] ---
It would be so embarrassing,
you cannot even go outside like that.
[15:09] ---
Why don't we enjoy this
Setsubun game to the fullest?
[15:15] ---
Oni away! Oni away!
[15:17] ---
Hey! The oni is getting away!
[15:23] ---
S-Sis... You're cosplaying?!
[15:26] ---
No, those stupid frogs forced me
to wear this oni outfit!
[15:30] ---
An oni? Hmm...
[15:33] ---
Hold on a sec...
[15:34] ---
Hey, c'mon, help...
hey, what are you doing?
[15:36] ---
Sis. That's no ordinary oni costume.
[15:40] ---
I think there's a detailed description of it
[15:42] ---
in the legends of oni in Inner-Tokyo...
[15:44] ---
Never mind.
[15:51] ---
It's no use trying to escape, ma'am.
[15:59] ---
Owww!
[16:00] ---
Lady Natsumi's horns transmit
a signal which attracts the soybeans.
[16:03] ---
Amazing!
[16:05] ---
But now we have run out of those
all-important soybeans...
[16:09] ---
Let's see...
SIGN Tangerines
[16:11] ---
It's okay if we don't have soybeans.
[16:13] ---
We can use anything that's
made out of soybeans.
[16:15] ---
Like this, for example.
SIGN Low sodium bean paste
[16:17] ---
Bean paste?
[16:18] ---
Toss it.
[16:27] ---
What the heck are you throwing at me?
[16:29] ---
Wow! This is really fun! I wanna do more!
[16:34] ---
Jeez, what's with the bean paste?
SIGN Soy milk
SIGN Tofu Soy
SIGN Soy sauce
[16:39] ---
Soy sauce.
[16:40] ---
Tofu.
[16:41] ---
And soy milk.
[16:42] ---
You've kidding!
[16:44] ---
Ow. Ow. Ow.
[16:46] ---
Ow. Ouch.
[16:48] ---
Now what?
SIGN Bean curd cake
[16:50] ---
Bean curd cake.
[16:51] ---
Okay.
SIGN Soybean flour
[16:51] ---
Soybean flour.
[16:52] ---
Okay.
SIGN Soybean curd
[16:53] ---
Soybean curd.
[16:54] ---
OK.
[16:55] ---
Um... let's see now...
[16:55] ---
Hey, you two, stop wasting food!
[16:58] ---
Mr. Sergeant, this one?
[16:59] ---
Ooh!
[17:02] ---
Why can't I open this?
[17:04] ---
It's no use, ma'am.
[17:06] ---
There is no escape, ma'am.
[17:08] ---
Okay, I apologize for what I did,
so can you turn me back to normal?
[17:12] ---
If you want to return to normal,
you have to agree to my terms.
[17:16] ---
Your terms?
[17:17] ---
Yes. Give me authority over
the entire Hinata family.
[17:22] ---
You know I can't agree to that!
[17:24] ---
Oh, really? Then what do you say to this?
SIGN Natto
[17:28] ---
Th-Those are...
[17:30] ---
That's right. It's natto.
[17:32] ---
If you're not going to accept my request,
[17:35] ---
your whole body will be covered in natto,
and it will start to ferment, ma'am.
[17:40] ---
Now, accept my request!
[17:43] ---
How can I? I can't.
[17:45] ---
Then you leave me no choice.
[17:50] ---
Nooooo!
[17:57] ---
Huh? What's that?
[17:58] ---
Ow. Ow. Ow.
[18:00] ---
What's wrong? What happened?
[18:03] ---
This is Kululu.
[18:04] ---
The guinea pig we used
to test that gun just escaped.
[18:08] ---
Say what? I told you to keep an eye on him!
[18:18] ---
Tamama, let's get out of here.
[18:19] ---
Roger!
[18:21] ---
Oh, shoot.
[18:33] ---
Giroro!
[18:34] ---
Oni away, I say!
[18:39] ---
Oni away!
[18:42] ---
Oni away!
[18:45] ---
Stay still!
[18:49] ---
The Red Oni is three times
more powerful.
[18:52] ---
Well, only 1.3 times,
but he is definitely more powerful.
[18:59] ---
Bullied Natsumi... Bullied Natsumi...
[19:04] ---
Oh no.
[19:05] ---
He's gone berserk,
and can't talk right anymore.
[19:05] ---
Bullied Natsumi...
[19:08] ---
I've got no choice...
I must use force to stop him!
SIGN Transformation complete FA (Full Armor) Keroro
[19:21] ---
Keroro, full armor transformation!
[19:23] ---
It's been a long time since
I last took you on seriously.
[19:28] ---
Come on, let's enjoy this fight...
[19:35] ---
Amazing... You saw through
the only weakness in my full armor,
[19:38] ---
raining bullets on my
totally unprotected face.
[19:41] ---
Corporal Giroro... you may be my subordinate,
[19:44] ---
but you're definitely a formidable man.
[19:49] ---
Natsumi!
[19:49] ---
Giroro!
[19:55] ---
Natsumi!
[19:58] ---
Giroro!
[20:00] ---
Don't let your guard down
until the end, I say.
[20:04] ---
And so I'm the victor.
[20:07] ---
Oh, there you are.
[20:09] ---
Sis, I finally found it.
That's not an oni, it's a thunder god.
[20:13] ---
A thunder god?
[20:14] ---
Yeah.
[20:15] ---
That's why you have all those taiko drums
behind you. Right, Sarge?
[20:19] ---
I... I don't know what
you're talking about...
[20:22] ---
So that means...
[20:26] ---
...I can do this, right?
[20:30] ---
Take that! And that!
[20:37] ---
All right!
[20:38] ---
K-Kululu... you fool.
[20:45] ---
W-What's this?
[20:46] ---
A chocolate cake.
It's to thank you for saving me.
[20:50] ---
Here.
[20:54] ---
This is sweet... almost too sweet.
[20:55] ---
Oh, shut up. It's supposed to be sweet...
[21:01] ---
...though I guess I should use
a little less sugar next time.
[21:05] ---
And so, the red alien enjoyed
a pleasant moment with an Earthling.
[21:11] ---
And they lived happily ever after.
[21:14] ---
Meanwhile, the green alien...
[21:19] ---
It's all about Little Red Riding Hood now!
SIGN Operation: Little Red Riding Hood Is it too obvious?
[21:23] ---
Let's start Operation:
Little Red Riding Hood now.
[21:26] ---
First, I'll get eaten by a Nyororo.
[21:29] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[21:30] ---
It seems the green alien
hasn't learned his lesson, after all.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
Let's get started!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Giro-giro-giro-giro.
This is the Giroro drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Giro-giro-giro-giro
Giroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
[21:52] [SONG] ---
When the setting red sun
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
[21:59] [SONG] ---
A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
"Nani kore~"
[22:02] [SONG] ---
"What the heck is that?"
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
[22:04] [SONG] ---
If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
"Sutete kite!"
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Go and throw it out!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Shouri no hata o hatamekase
[22:09] [SONG] ---
With our victory flags
triumphantly fluttering,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Fune de norikome teki jinchi
(Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Charge into enemy territory by ship,
(Watch out for traps!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
"Gakkou iku dake dakara"
[22:18] [SONG] ---
I'm just going to school.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
"Majide?"
[22:24] [SONG] ---
My old man has a double chin.
(No kidding?)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Even on a blind trail,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Keep your eyes forward
and advance at a crawl.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
There may be many twists and turns,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
(Natsumi…!!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
But be forthright about your true feelings.
(Natsumi...!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
[22:44] [SONG] ---
This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
"Giku!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
(Yikes!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Corporal Giroro!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:08] ---
This is Kululu.
Inventing things is pretty hard work.
[23:11] ---
Especially for me,
[23:12] ---
since I devise things that
will cause trouble for others.
[23:15] ---
The other day, I accidentally
made something that was useful.
[23:18] ---
But I destroyed it right away.
[23:20] ---
That aside, in the next episode,
we take on winter sports!
[23:24] ---
"Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
A Sports Showdown, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
Assault Robot Battle, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E44 - Keroro vs. Fuyuki: A Sports Showdown, Sir! / Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[01:39] ---
Alien invaders tend to
investigate all kinds of things.
[01:46] ---
Perhaps it's time for a practical test.
[01:51] ---
Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
A Sports Showdown, Sir!
[01:56] ---
What? A Keronian...
[01:58] ---
...and an Earthling?
[01:59] ---
Why do you have to compare
our athletic skills?
[02:02] ---
Well, our HQ wants a
report on which is superior,
[02:07] ---
and I need some practical data.
[02:12] ---
Huh?
SIGN Ahem!
[02:13] ---
No doubt, Keronians are more athletic.
[02:15] ---
What did you say?
[02:19] ---
Have you forgotten, ma'am?
[02:20] ---
Huh?
[02:21] ---
Lady Natsumi ended up
eating my bubbles when we raced.
SIGN Hahahahaha!
SIGN Nostalgic
Scenes
[02:24] ---
The sergeant is referring to their race
at the school swimming pool.
[02:29] ---
All right!
[02:33] ---
You won't beat me at any other sport.
[02:36] ---
I'll show you how much stronger we are.
[02:38] ---
There's no way you'll chicken out, right?
[02:42] ---
Of course not. I'll accept your challenge.
[02:45] ---
But there's one condition.
[02:48] ---
The Pekopon representative
will be Master Fuyuki!
[02:50] ---
Me?
[02:51] ---
Why me?
[02:51] ---
Why him?
[02:53] ---
Why would I be interested
in beating a loser again?
SIGN Keroro, Keroro, Keroro...
[02:56] ---
And don't forget.
[02:57] ---
The champion has the right
to choose his next challenger.
[02:59] ---
The truth is...
[03:01] ---
...if I'm gonna fight Master Fuyuki,
there's no way I can lose.
SIGN Gerori
[03:05] ---
Fuyuki, wipe the floor
with this stupid frog
SIGN Gerogerogero...
[03:09] ---
and teach him a lesson.
[03:10] ---
What? I don't want to...
[03:13] ---
You've got to beat him!
[03:14] ---
That's the only way that
braggart will shut up!
[03:18] ---
For a change of pace,
let's look at the Nishizawa mansion.
[03:20] ---
And a short distance
from the mansion, we have...
SIGN Nishizawa Winter Comprehensive Sports Complex
[03:24] ---
...the Nishizawa Winter
Comprehensive Complex.
[03:28] ---
Opening Ceremony!
SIGN Yay! Yay!
SIGN Victory Is Yours,
Hinata Fuyuki!
Fuyuki, you're the man!
[03:33] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN Earthling Cheerleaders
[03:35] ---
Fuyuki! Don't you dare lose!
[03:39] ---
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[03:42] ---
Ahh... The great thing about sports
[03:44] ---
is that I can openly shout out
his name at the top of my voice.
SIGN Bravo, Sports
[03:47] ---
Bravo, sports!
SIGN Alien Cheerleaders
[03:49] ---
Mr. Sergeant! I hope you win!
[03:52] ---
Or, like, total effort?
[03:54] ---
This was all Kululu's idea. Where is he?
[03:56] ---
He said he would stay in the lab to
analyze the data from this event.
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN Hang tough.
Clobber him.
[04:02] ---
Why me...?
[04:04] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[04:05] ---
Remember that the
true objective of sports
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:07] ---
is to strengthen relationships
through fair competition, sir.
[04:09] ---
This competition will make our
relationship stronger than ever.
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:15] ---
You're right!
[04:16] ---
It doesn't matter who wins!
This is about friendship, right?
SIGN Fuyu
[04:20] ---
Good luck, Sergeant.
[04:21] ---
Don't hold back on my account, sir.
SIGN Friendship
SIGN Hinata Fuyuki
[04:25] ---
I'd never hold back anyway.
Why would I?
SIGN Gero gero gero gero...
[04:29] ---
The first event, Ski Giant Slalom!
SIGN Ski Giant Slalom
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:34] ---
This is for friendship.
[04:36] ---
For the future of
Keronians and Pekoponians!
[04:43] ---
Who cares about friendship?
Victory is what counts most in sports!
SIGN Suddenly!
[04:48] ---
Suddenly...
[04:49] ---
Two mysterious objects were seen
flying over the sergeant.
[04:58] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[04:59] ---
What the?
[05:00] ---
Or, like, causes unknown?
[05:06] ---
Huh?
[05:07] ---
You did it! You won the first event!
[05:09] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[05:11] ---
Second event, Jump Normal Hill!
SIGN Jump Normal Hill
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay!
[05:13] ---
Sarge, are you okay?
[05:15] ---
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[05:17] ---
What matters is our friendship.
This is nothing, sir.
[05:21] ---
Then, I'll go ahead.
[05:23] ---
No way I'm letting you win again.
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay!
[05:27] ---
I'm scared!
[05:29] ---
Huh?
[05:29] ---
Whoa... I'm flying!
[05:33] ---
Wow...
[05:34] ---
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[05:34] ---
I'm sure he'll get good distance.
SIGN But!
[05:36] ---
But!
[05:36] ---
Suddenly...
SIGN Suddenly!
[05:39] ---
A mysterious gust blows Fuyuki back!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN Hinata Fuyuki Zero Distance
[05:45] ---
Hinata Fuyuki, zero distance.
[05:47] ---
What?
[05:48] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[05:50] ---
Oh? Fuyuki-kun?!
[05:52] ---
Where'd that wind come from?
[05:53] ---
I'm sure it was anything but natural.
[05:56] ---
Yahoo!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay!
[06:01] ---
Why, thank you. I won handily.
[06:04] ---
Uncle, that was fantastic!
[06:06] ---
The third event, Curling.
SIGN Curling
[06:08] ---
Teammates are allowed for this event.
[06:14] ---
Oh no! Look at that brushing!
[06:16] ---
Of course. The sergeant has had
a lot of practice with that.
[06:20] ---
There!
[06:24] ---
Well, that's my second straight win.
[06:27] ---
Not so fast!
SIGN Yet again
[06:31] ---
Yet again, suddenly...
SIGN Suddenly!
[06:32] ---
...a mysterious liquid falls from the sky.
[06:37] ---
Huh?
[06:38] ---
What happened?
[06:40] ---
Well, well. That's just too bad.
[06:44] ---
Glue...?
[06:46] ---
But how?
[06:48] ---
Could it be the sergeant?
[06:53] ---
All that talk about friendship...
It was just a lie.
[06:58] ---
The fourth event, the Bobsled.
[06:59] ---
Teammates are allowed for this one, too.
[07:01] ---
Smooth sailing.
SIGN But that wasn't the case!!
[07:03] ---
But that wasn't the case!
[07:08] ---
Another mysterious accident.
[07:10] ---
How could that screw be loose?
[07:12] ---
I don't know...
My maintenance was perfect.
[07:17] ---
Could it be... Master Fuyuki did it?
[07:21] ---
Anyhow, the competition is tied at two-all.
[07:26] ---
And more mysterious accidents follow.
[07:30] ---
Ice Hockey...
[07:37] ---
Speed Skating!
[07:40] ---
Figure Skating!
[07:42] ---
Oh!
SIGN Keroro, my love
[07:43] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[07:47] ---
Strange accidents keep happening!
[07:49] ---
You must be cheating, stupid frog!
[07:52] ---
Or, like, constant danger?
[07:54] ---
I am getting really suspicious of them!
SIGN 2km to Go
[07:57] ---
Then, there's Cross-Country Skiing.
[08:08] ---
This's enough, Sarge!
You've been cheating, haven't you?
[08:13] ---
What are you talking about?
[08:14] ---
You're the one who's cheating,
Master Fuyuki, sir.
[08:16] ---
I haven't done anything wrong!
[08:18] ---
Well, neither have I, sir!
SIGN Fuyuki-kun!
[08:21] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[08:23] ---
All right, why don't we settle this
once and for all in the next game?
[08:26] ---
My thoughts exactly, sir.
[08:28] ---
The loser must wear an afro wig, sir!
[08:30] ---
That's not fair at all.
You're used to wearing an afro!
[08:33] ---
The loser must wear a five-decker afro!
[08:35] ---
F-Five decker?!
SIGN Myaoww
[08:41] ---
Myaoww!
[08:44] ---
Anything but that...!
[08:46] ---
So you admit you've been cheating?
[08:48] ---
I accept your challenge, sir!
[08:52] ---
And so they reach the final event...
[08:56] ---
Fishing.
SIGN Fishing
[08:58] ---
There's no way I'll let him...
[09:00] ---
...win this contest, sir.
[09:02] ---
Then suddenly...
[09:06] ---
Yet again, a mysterious snowstorm
strikes both of them.
[09:10] ---
Everyone! Take shelter inside the building!
[09:12] ---
Paul...
[09:20] ---
The match must go on.
[09:21] ---
What?!
[09:28] ---
W-What's this...?
[09:30] ---
It's huge! It could be
the lord of the lake!
[09:36] ---
All right, victory is mine!
SIGN At that moment
[09:38] ---
At that moment...
[09:42] ---
Sarge!
[09:43] ---
What?
[09:44] ---
An explosion.
[09:46] ---
Sarge!
[09:49] ---
My body's gone numb. I can't swim!
[09:51] ---
What...?
[09:53] ---
Hold it.
[09:54] ---
Paul!
SIGN Tournament Head Judge, Paul
[09:55] ---
If you leave your position,
you forfeit the match.
[09:59] ---
That would mean the
humiliating five-decker afro!
[10:11] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[10:14] ---
Sarge!
[10:17] ---
Master Fuyuki! You came to save me?
[10:20] ---
I just remembered, Master Fuyuki...
You don't know how to swim, do you?
[10:24] ---
Huh?
[10:27] ---
Help! Somebody help us!
[10:28] ---
I forgot I couldn't swim!
[10:30] ---
Both of them are just plain hopeless,
aren't they?
[10:36] ---
Master Fuyuki, why... did you do that?
[10:40] ---
Because you're my friend, Sarge.
[10:44] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[10:50] ---
The match ends in a draw, then.
[10:52] ---
Yeah.
[10:56] ---
After everything that happened,
in the end, it seems
[10:58] ---
the friendship between
Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki has deepened.
[11:02] ---
And yet...
[11:03] ---
Well... all those mysteries remain unsolved.
[11:07] ---
If neither Fuyuki nor that
stupid frog were cheating,
[11:10] ---
then who was responsible for all that?
[11:12] ---
Hmph.
[11:13] ---
There is only one person
who would do all that.
[11:17] ---
None other than the one
who planned all this.
[11:19] ---
That guy.
[11:21] ---
We're home!
[11:27] ---
Mom!
[11:28] ---
Huh?
[11:30] ---
Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
[11:34] ---
W-Welcome home...
[11:36] ---
What's going on with
Mom Aki and Kululu?
[11:40] ---
You'll find out in a little while.
[11:51] ---
Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
SIGN Hinata
[12:03] ---
I never thought I'd get home this early.
[12:05] ---
I owe Mr. Yoshizaki for this.
[12:08] ---
I'm much obliged.
[12:26] ---
Where am I?
[12:29] ---
I've been waiting for you.
[12:31] ---
Kulu-chan!
[12:32] ---
Hinata Aki.
[12:33] ---
I have something I want to show you.
[12:37] ---
Click.
[12:42] ---
Th-That...
[12:48] ---
That looks... like me!
SIGN Mobile Weapon for Earth Invasion
[12:55] ---
The mobile weapon AK 9 Double 6.
[12:58] ---
The exterior is modeled
after the most powerful figure
[13:00] ---
in the Hinata household.
[13:02] ---
Wow!
[13:04] ---
I was hoping you would test drive it for me.
[13:07] ---
But where are Fuyuki and
Natsumi and all your friends?
[13:10] ---
I didn't want any of them to disturb us.
[13:13] ---
I made up a half-baked reason
to keep them busy the whole day.
[13:16] ---
Here are the ones who were
kicked out for a half-baked reason.
[13:21] ---
What do you say? Will you do it?
[13:23] ---
You don't have to force yourself,
if you don't want to.
[13:25] ---
Force myself?
[13:28] ---
No way! How could I pass up
an interesting chance like this?
[13:34] ---
I knew you'd say that.
[13:49] ---
Whoa!
SIGN Autumn H
[13:55] ---
Autumn H!
[13:58] ---
Hey! You can't just
change her name like that.
[14:24] ---
Ready to take off.
[14:26] ---
Oh, but... I might startle the neighbors.
[14:30] ---
The anti-barrier's working, so don't worry.
[14:34] ---
Excellent! Then that'll be great.
[14:43] ---
Hinata Aki, ready for action.
[14:59] ---
Wow! I'm flying! This is great!
[15:02] ---
She's easier to flatter than expected.
[15:09] ---
This feels great!
[15:10] ---
Don't get too carried away.
It's still under development...
[15:14] ---
This is a test drive, right?
[15:16] ---
So we've got to take it to its limit!
[15:27] ---
It's perfect!
[15:29] ---
Everything's running smoothly.
[15:31] ---
What're you talking about there?
[15:33] ---
I don't recall programming it
to move like that...
[15:40] ---
Does it have any weapons at all?
[15:42] ---
Hey, stop that. You're not supposed to...
[15:44] ---
Ah!
[15:46] ---
It must be this one.
[15:48] ---
Autumn Punch!
[15:54] ---
Now, let's go back to what
we showed you a while back.
[15:56] ---
What Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki
were doing at this time...
[16:04] ---
Victory is what counts most in sports!
[16:07] ---
Two mysterious objects
suddenly appear from the sky.
[16:12] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[16:13] ---
What the?
[16:14] ---
Or, like, causes unknown?
SIGN The Causes
[16:17] ---
The causes.
[16:20] ---
Let's see... How about this one?
[16:26] ---
Autumn Hurricane!
SIGN The Cause
[16:29] ---
The cause.
SIGN The Result
[16:36] ---
The result.
[16:36] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[16:37] ---
Where did that wind come from?
[16:39] ---
I'm sure it was anything but natural.
[16:41] ---
She's right.
SIGN The Power of Science
[16:42] ---
It's the power of science.
[16:50] ---
Huh?
[16:52] ---
What's this shaking?
[16:58] ---
What're you doing now?
[17:00] ---
No! It's not me!
It's started to go berserk!
[17:03] ---
Stop this thing, will you?!
[17:05] ---
Autumn Beam!
[17:08] ---
What's going on here, Kulu-chan?
[17:12] ---
I guess it's out of control.
[17:15] ---
What?!
[17:16] ---
I guess there's no choice.
[17:20] ---
What? Are you going to shoot me down?
[17:21] ---
Don't worry. These are glue bullets
to capture the robot.
[17:25] ---
Click.
[17:31] ---
I missed!
SIGN The Cause
[17:38] ---
The cause.
SIGN The Result
[17:41] ---
The result.
[17:42] ---
Huh?
[17:43] ---
What happened?
[17:44] ---
Then I'll use this!
[17:46] ---
These radio waves will tear it apart!
[17:55] ---
It still managed to avoid it.
[17:57] ---
Hey, please stop!
[18:01] ---
Autumn Crusher!
[18:06] ---
No!
[18:07] ---
Kulu-chan!
[18:10] ---
S-Stop that. Stop it right now.
[18:13] ---
Autumn Arrows!
[18:18] ---
Wha...?
[18:19] ---
That's not me! The robot
is moving on its own!
[18:23] ---
Autumn Dynamite!
[18:38] ---
Owwww!
[18:41] ---
My glasses...
[18:42] ---
Oops...
[18:43] ---
That one, madam... was indeed your fault.
[18:53] ---
Strange accidents keep happening!
[18:55] ---
You must be cheating!
[18:57] ---
I am getting really suspicious of them.
[19:00] ---
Kulu-chan? Kulu-chan, are you all right?
[19:03] ---
My glasses... My glasses...
[19:06] ---
That does it. I've gotta go all-out on this.
[19:14] ---
Full power!
[19:37] ---
Initiate manual shutdown now!
[19:39] ---
Manual shutdown?
[19:40] ---
Here it is.
[19:46] ---
O-Oops...
[19:48] ---
Th-That was the control for manual exit.
[19:52] ---
I'm really sorry.
[20:00] ---
What do we do with that?
[20:02] ---
It'll self-destruct in 10 minutes.
We have to destroy the evidence.
[20:06] ---
Now even my anti-barrier isn't working.
[20:08] ---
I have no choice but to go underground.
[20:19] ---
W-What's this...?
[20:20] ---
It's huge!
[20:22] ---
It could be the lord of the lake!
SIGN Special Diagram
[20:26] ---
Special Diagram.
[20:27] ---
W-What is it now?
[20:29] ---
There's something holding us back.
[20:31] ---
Hey. You're not supposed to...
[20:33] ---
Oh nooo!
[20:54] ---
Kulu-chan, are you all right?
[20:56] ---
I... I thought I was going to die...
[21:09] ---
We're home!
[21:11] ---
Mom!
[21:12] ---
Huh?
[21:13] ---
Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
[21:16] ---
W-Welcome home...
[21:20] ---
It's nothing...
[21:23] ---
I'll never involve her again.
[21:26] ---
To sum it up, the showdown today
between Keronians and Earthlings
[21:29] ---
resulted in one win and
one draw for the Earthlings.
[21:33] ---
Job well done.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
Let's get started!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Giro-giro-giro-giro.
This is the Giroro drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Giro-giro-giro-giro
Giroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
[21:52] [SONG] ---
When the setting red sun
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
[21:59] [SONG] ---
A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
"Nani kore~"
[22:02] [SONG] ---
"What the heck is that?"
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
[22:04] [SONG] ---
If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
"Sutete kite!"
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Go and throw it out!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Shouri no hata o hatamekase
[22:09] [SONG] ---
With our victory flags
triumphantly fluttering,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Fune de norikome teki jinchi
(Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Charge into enemy territory by ship,
(Watch out for traps!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
"Gakkou iku dake dakara"
[22:18] [SONG] ---
I'm just going to school.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
"Majide?"
[22:24] [SONG] ---
My old man has a double chin.
(No kidding?)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Even on a blind trail,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Keep your eyes forward
and advance at a crawl.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
There may be many twists and turns,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
(Natsumi…!!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
But be forthright about your true feelings.
(Natsumi...!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
[22:44] [SONG] ---
This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
"Giku!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
(Yikes!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Corporal Giroro!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:07] ---
This is Dororo.
[23:08] ---
You know, you grow up to like
[23:10] ---
foods you did not like as a child.
[23:13] ---
I hated bell peppers when I was little.
[23:16] ---
I used to cry as I ate the bell peppers
Keroro-kun had left at lunch.
[23:19] ---
That aside, the next story is
about the day to confess your love.
[23:23] ---
"Keroro's Instant Dumplings
of Love, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
Operation V for Valentine, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E45 - Keroro's Instant Dumplings of Love, Sir! / Natsumi & Momoka: CommenceOperation V for Valentine, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN 1 More Day Until Valentine's Day
[01:31] ---
February 13... It's the day before
Valentine's Day.
SIGN Supermarket Ooba Valentine's Fair 2005
[01:35] ---
And the streets are filled with girls
looking to buy chocolates.
SIGN Happy Valentine's Day!
[01:40] ---
However, that's not all...
SIGN Kumamoto Azuki Beans
[01:49] ---
Kumamoto azuki beans...
SIGN Azuki
[01:51] ---
Kumamoto wheat flour...
SIGN Kumamoto Wheat Flour
SIGN Wheat Flour
[01:54] ---
And... Kumamoto potatoes!
SIGN Potatoes
[01:58] ---
We're gonna make a fortune
on Valentine's Day.
SIGN Gerogerogero...
[02:04] ---
Huh?
[02:05] ---
Um...
[02:07] ---
Don't you know most people buy
chocolates as their Valentine gifts?
[02:09] ---
Hey, are you listening to me?
[02:15] ---
Keroro's Instant Dumplings
of Love, Sir!
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[02:20] ---
Instant dumplings... a specialty
of Kumamoto Prefecture.
[02:23] ---
A Japanese dessert with a
mild, natural sweetness.
[02:27] ---
What are you going to do
with these sweet potatoes?
[02:31] ---
Dororo...
[02:32] ---
Are you aware that tomorrow is
what Pekoponians call Valentine's Day?
[02:36] ---
Would you stop it already with that act?
[02:38] ---
May I ask what this Valentine's Day is?
[02:41] ---
I hear Pekoponian girls declare
their love to someone
[02:44] ---
by giving him chocolates on that day.
[02:46] ---
Huh? Declare their love?
[02:50] ---
Giroro. This is for you.
Please accept this.
[02:54] ---
That's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
SIGN Potatoes
[02:58] ---
These Pekoponians are so illogical.
SIGN Potatoes
[03:00] ---
They go through all these silly rituals,
SIGN Azuki Beans
[03:02] ---
as if it makes any difference.
SIGN Azuki Beans
[03:04] ---
That's what I thought.
SIGN Wheat Flour
SIGN Wheat Flour
[03:06] ---
However...
[03:07] ---
I do know that chocolates
sell like crazy this time of year.
[03:10] ---
What if, instead of all those chocolates,
[03:12] ---
they decided to buy...
Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings instead?
[03:19] ---
Whew...
[03:20] ---
When these Pekoponians realize that
this is the perfect gift for Valentine's Day,
[03:25] ---
we'll have a total monopoly of the market.
[03:28] ---
Our invasion funds will be
practically limitless.
[03:31] ---
Th-That seems like a good plan.
[03:34] ---
I like the fact that we will be making
a product that signifies love for others.
[03:38] ---
Wholehearted participation.
SIGN Wholehearted Participation
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[03:42] ---
We'll sell tons of instant dumplings.
[03:44] ---
Their whole world will be
buried in instant dumplings, sir!
[03:48] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[03:53] ---
I am off to sell these.
[03:56] ---
Good luck, sir.
[03:58] ---
We may do our best to sell,
but there's a limit to what we can do.
[04:01] ---
I hope you don't intend to
make us sell them like that, as well.
[04:04] ---
Gero! Everything's taken care of, sir.
[04:06] ---
Huh?
[04:07] ---
Even as we speak, Kululu is setting up
a sales website on the Internet, sir.
SIGN Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand Healthy
[04:11] ---
Ohh!
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[04:14] ---
Upload complete.
SIGN Today's Special
Instant Dumplings
[04:17] ---
I've also made them available
via TV shopping!
[04:17] ---
Our special offer for the day.
Special instant dumplings.
[04:20] ---
I also placed some ads on the radio.
[04:20] ---
These Instant Dumplings are great!
You've got to try one!
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[04:23] ---
Instant dumplings will be
the next big thing, sir!
[04:26] ---
Instant Dumplings marketing plan... Step 1.
SIGN Instant Dumplings Marketing Plan 1
SIGN 10 Sisters Department Store Valentine's Fair 2005 Now On
[04:31] ---
This idea of selling instant dumplings
[04:33] ---
in place of Valentine's Day chocolates
is a really great idea.
[04:37] ---
Didn't I tell you?!
So how many can you sell?
[04:40] ---
I'd like to taste them first.
[04:43] ---
Go ahead.
[04:44] ---
Chomp!
[04:44] ---
Some of you may have
forgotten who this is, but...
[04:47] ---
...this is the demonstration
sales-type alien Gail,
SIGN Big Sale Special Price Cheap
[04:50] ---
who has the gift of gab and an
honest look that charms Earthlings
[04:52] ---
into buying weird and unusual
alien products.
[04:55] ---
With his tremendous abilities,
[04:57] ---
he's gone nationwide through TV shopping.
SIGN Asset Flow Asset Flow
[05:00] ---
These are really delicious.
[05:02] ---
Didn't I tell you?!
[05:04] ---
I'm sure it will be a big hit if you
endorse it on your program.
[05:07] ---
Just one thing. We're not allowed
to handle this type of product.
[05:10] ---
Gero! But why?
[05:11] ---
What's essential to a product
is its impact, price, and benefits.
[05:16] ---
Take for example... Look here.
[05:19] ---
That's just an ordinary yam.
[05:21] ---
Oh no, no, no... Examine it closely.
[05:24] ---
Look here.
[05:25] ---
Just for you, I'm offering
a special limited deal
[05:30] ---
on this select high-grade
alien sweet potato. Here.
[05:34] ---
Do you mean that?
[05:35] ---
If you order from us right now... look!
SIGN On Sale Now
SIGN Yam-Digging Super Technique VHS Version: Playable Anywhere
[05:38] ---
You'll get this special video,
Yam-Digging Super Technique.
[05:42] ---
And on DVD as well, absolutely free.
SIGN Yam-Digging!! Super Technique! One-sided Double-layered Super Bit DVD Version
[05:45] ---
With a CD-ROM version, to boot.
SIGN Yam-Digging For PC Users
SIGN Yam Figurine
It can be used as
a bottle cap, too.
Not for Sale
[05:47] ---
You'll even get this yam figurine, as well.
[05:50] ---
Our prices are rock bottom.
Grab this chance now.
[05:53] ---
Wow! I'll buy it all!
SIGN Sold
[05:58] ---
So, he suckered you into
buying this mountain of yams?
[06:03] ---
Oh, c'mon... I wasn't suckered at all...
[06:06] ---
Just look at these.
I also got this yam figurine.
[06:08] ---
And I have the DVD and everything.
[06:10] ---
Are you that stupid?
SIGN Space Yams
SIGN Kumamoto Potatoes
[06:12] ---
Did you forget that we still have
[06:14] ---
all these Kumamoto sweet potatoes left?
[06:15] ---
Calm down, Giroro.
[06:17] ---
Don't you see that now we'll be able to make
[06:19] ---
even more instant dumplings?!
[06:21] ---
Kululu! Speed up the production line!
[06:25] ---
Okay. Click.
SIGN Production Line Here goes
SIGN Potatoes
SIGN Azuki Beans
[06:40] ---
Whew.
[06:41] ---
Do you really think we
should be making so many?
[06:44] ---
Just watch me.
[06:48] ---
Instant Dumplings marketing plan... Step 2.
SIGN Instant Dumplings Marketing Plan 2
[06:51] ---
Let's get to our first letter.
[06:54] ---
It's from Inner-Tokyo,
and her name is Natchi-san!
[06:57] ---
Finally! That's my letter!
[06:58] ---
"There's this someone I really like.
[07:00] ---
I want him to know how
I feel this Valentine's Day.
[07:03] ---
623-san, please give me some advice
on what I should do."
[07:07] ---
Oh, please do!
[07:09] ---
Let me think...
[07:10] ---
It doesn't matter what
the other person feels.
[07:12] ---
Natchi-san, why don't you just let him know
exactly how you feel?
[07:16] ---
I wouldn't have asked you
if I had the nerve to do that...
[07:20] ---
I'll let you in on a secret, Natchi-san.
I know this magic spell
[07:22] ---
that can help you gain the
courage to open up to him.
[07:24] ---
Huh?! C'mon, tell me.
[07:25] ---
If you put something made from
human bone inside your nostril...
[07:28] ---
What is it?! Nostril...?
[07:31] ---
Put what in your nostril?!
SIGN Toot, toot, toot...
[07:35] ---
Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings presents...
[07:38] ---
...the "Extraordinary Dopamine"!
[07:41] ---
Huh?!
[07:42] ---
Woohoo. Toot toot.
[07:44] ---
All you radio listeners out there,
[07:46] ---
we've got some really exciting news for you.
[07:48] ---
Yeah!
[07:49] ---
Those stupid frogs!
[07:51] ---
For Valentine's Day, chocolates are passé.
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[07:55] ---
Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
are now the in thing.
[07:58] ---
Even the most unattractive girls
[07:59] ---
become instantly popular with the boys
when they give instant dumplings.
[08:02] ---
Th-That is correct.
[08:04] ---
Mmm... And they taste so light,
you will want to eat as many as you can.
[08:07] ---
So, give the 100-dumpling set
to that special someone.
[08:10] ---
Instant dumplings!
[08:11] ---
With 1,000-dumpling sets,
you get two extra absolutely free.
[08:14] ---
Or, like, super bargain?
[08:17] ---
That's Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings.
[08:19] ---
Call us right now to order.
SIGN Toll Free Nationwide...
[08:21] ---
Call toll free, at 0120...
[08:23] ---
You stupid frogs!
[08:25] ---
All because of you,
I couldn't hear 623-san's magic spell!
SIGN Pow, Crack, Bang...
[08:35] ---
Oh, well...
[08:36] ---
There's still the
Internet shopping with Kululu.
SIGN Instant
Dumplings
[08:39] ---
This had better work according to plan.
[08:42] ---
If not, there will be no tomorrow for us.
[08:44] ---
Kululu. How's it going?
[08:47] ---
You wanna see?
SIGN Wait a sec...
SIGN How about instant dumplings for your Valentine?
[08:51] ---
Oh...
[08:53] ---
That's a really cool home page.
[08:56] ---
So, how many have you sold so far?
[08:58] ---
Hey, don't rush me, okay? Click.
SIGN Instant Dumplings Click here for your Order Form...
SIGN Current Number of Orders
[09:02] ---
Ohhh.
SIGN 0 Pieces
[09:04] ---
Zero?!
[09:06] ---
What?!
SIGN Instant
Dumplings
[09:07] ---
You mean we haven't even
sold one dumpling?
[09:09] ---
L-Let's find out what
they're saying about it.
SIGN Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings Ver.2.14 Message Board Topic: Makes me sick Author: Heart Breaker Date of Post: 2005/02/13 Message: What do they mean by "allowing you to buy"?
[09:13] ---
"What do they mean by
'allowing you to buy'?"
[09:14] ---
"How can it be more expensive per piece
when you buy a set?"
[09:17] ---
"How could you reveal private
information about me on your site?"
[09:20] ---
"I access a page and my
computer crashes. You scoundrel."
[09:24] ---
Hey, jerkface. What did you do?
[09:30] ---
Don't tell me...
[09:32] ---
...these are all still unsold?!
[09:46] ---
Or, like, product failure?
SIGN Still making more
[09:48] ---
They're still making more.
[09:53] ---
Dumplings, dumplings... instant dumplings.
SIGN Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[09:56] ---
Instant dumplings... Would you like some?
[09:58] ---
For Valentine's Day,
some very healthy... instant dumplings!
[10:03] ---
Hey.
[10:04] ---
Huh?
[10:04] ---
Why are they called
instant dumplings, anyway?
[10:07] ---
Why?
[10:08] ---
Well...
[10:10] ---
Let's go, son.
[10:13] ---
It seems the word "instant"
can also mean "simple."
[10:19] ---
With unexpected guests, for example,
[10:21] ---
you can serve these dumplings right away.
There are many explanations.
[10:24] ---
Honestly, I am not really sure
why they are called that, as such.
[10:28] ---
Oh... So that's it...
[10:35] ---
May I have one of your dumplings?
SIGN Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
[10:38] ---
Oh! I would be delighted.
[10:41] ---
Yay!
[10:42] ---
Please come again.
SIGN Love Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[10:44] ---
I beg you. Please buy some instant dumplings.
I beg you! Please buy some instant dumplings!
[10:52] ---
Ohh.
SIGN Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[10:57] ---
I know.
[10:58] ---
I might feel warmer if I ate
some of these instant dumplings...
SIGN Love Instant Dumplings
[11:11] ---
Under the falling snow,
[11:12] ---
Sergeant Keroro eats instant dumplings
to warm his cold body.
[11:16] ---
Then he's up and selling
instant dumplings again.
[11:21] ---
Uncle, please eat your fill.
[11:26] ---
Wait, Mois-chan is still making more?!
SIGN Supermarket Ooba Valentine's Fair 2005
SIGN We're sold out.
[11:39] ---
The night before Valentine's Day.
[11:41] ---
While Sergeant Keroro totally
failed to sell all the instant dumplings,
[11:44] ---
a delivery from Ghana
[11:46] ---
was being airlifted straight
to the Nishizawa mansion.
[12:03] ---
Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
Operation V for Valentine, Sir!
[12:13] ---
I apologize for getting here late.
[12:15] ---
The Special Procurement Team
has returned safe and sound.
[12:19] ---
Good. Unload them carefully.
We don't have much time.
[12:23] ---
Move it! Milady is waiting for this!
[12:26] ---
Milady Momoka!
We have brought the cacao beans
[12:29] ---
from Ghana here for you.
[12:31] ---
That'll do, Yoshiokadaira.
SIGN Swish
SIGN Swish
[12:37] ---
I'll take it from here.
[12:40] ---
We'll pray for your success.
[12:42] ---
This will be the secret weapon
for my holy crusade.
SIGN Product of Ghana Premium Grade Cacao Beans
[12:46] ---
Premium-grade cacao beans from Ghana.
[12:51] ---
Fuyuki-kun is gonna love each bite
SIGN Love
[12:54] ---
of my premium Valentine chocolates
sweetened by my feelings for him.
[12:56] ---
Nishizawa Momoka,
even more passionate than usual.
SIGN February 14 Valentine's Day Morning
[13:01] ---
Finally, it's February 14.
[13:05] ---
Valentine's Day morning.
[13:08] ---
Here's another person who's
into the spirit of the occasion.
[13:14] ---
I hope Saburo-senpai will accept
my feelings for him.
[13:22] ---
H-He's here...
SIGN Squeeze
[13:30] ---
Sabu...
[13:30] ---
Oh, Sis, what're you doing here?
[13:33] ---
F-Fuyuki!
[13:34] ---
G'morning.
[13:35] ---
Oh, good morning.
[13:38] ---
Ohh...
SIGN Kissho Academy
[13:44] ---
H-He's here...
SIGN Squeeze
[13:48] ---
H-Have courage!
You can do it, Momoka!
[13:51] ---
Excuse me...
[13:52] ---
Huh?
[13:53] ---
What?!
[13:55] ---
Um, Hinata-kun?
[13:57] ---
Yeah?
[13:58] ---
What does she want from him?
[14:00] ---
I just... I hope...
[14:03] ---
Here! Please accept this!
[14:06] ---
What?!
[14:08] ---
Huh? O-Okay...
[14:13] ---
What was that all about?
[14:15] ---
How nice...
[14:18] ---
Popular guys are so lucky...
[14:19] ---
We never get any...
[14:21] ---
Aren't you gonna share that?
[14:23] ---
W-What's this?
[14:25] ---
It's like a strange aura of
jealousy and hatred surrounding me.
[14:35] ---
Huh? This time it feels even stronger.
[14:40] ---
That stupid girl...
[14:43] ---
How could I have let her
get the jump on me?!
[14:48] ---
Huh...?
[14:50] ---
Heh. It completely burst apart.
[14:54] ---
That should help pacify milady Momoka.
[14:58] ---
Milady... We have backup covered.
[15:02] ---
You idiots!
SIGN You idiot!
[15:04] ---
Don't butt in!
[15:06] ---
This is my battle.
[15:09] ---
It's meaningless unless I win on my own.
[15:13] ---
It... it just is.
[15:17] ---
So, don't get involved, okay?
[15:21] ---
Momoka-sama...
[15:23] ---
When did you become so strong?
[15:26] ---
I'm so proud.
[15:33] ---
Not again!
[15:36] ---
There are more here...
[15:38] ---
Stop that, guys!
[15:41] ---
Inside his locker and his desk.
[15:43] ---
I never knew you could do those things.
[15:46] ---
Doesn't everyone do that?
SIGN Natsumi's chocolates
[15:56] ---
This is the day you give instant dumplings
to your close friends.
[16:00] ---
That's what Dororo told me.
[16:02] ---
I don't think you're supposed
to believe everything you hear...
[16:06] ---
Ohh!
[16:19] ---
It's so hard to find the right timing
to hand this over to him...
[16:32] ---
Be patient, Momoka.
You'll get your chance sooner or later.
[16:37] ---
Just... Just wait a while...
[16:40] ---
Huh?
[16:41] ---
She waited way too long.
SIGN After School
[16:51] ---
I don't understand how this happened.
[16:54] ---
How did I end up with all these?
[16:55] ---
Excuse me...
[16:56] ---
Huh?
[16:57] ---
You're... Hinata Natsumi's little brother, right?
[17:00] ---
Huh?
[17:01] ---
Here. Would you please give this to her?
[17:05] ---
To Sis?
[17:06] ---
Right. Valentine chocolates.
[17:08] ---
Valentine...?
[17:09] ---
She never accepts any of these
when we try to give them to her.
[17:13] ---
But I heard from the others that her
younger brother accepts them for her.
[17:17] ---
Thanks a lot!
[17:19] ---
Oh, I forgot. It's Valentine's Day.
[17:23] ---
Wait... So all of these are for Sis...?
[17:31] ---
Ohh... I never had a chance
to give this to him.
[17:49] ---
I guess there's no point in
bringing this home with me.
[17:52] ---
Natsumi-chan!
[17:54] ---
Oh...
[17:54] ---
Saburo-senpai!
[17:56] ---
A-Are you on your way home?
[17:58] ---
Yeah. How about you?
[18:00] ---
Yes. I am, too.
[18:01] ---
W-What do I do...?
[18:03] ---
I can't! I really can't do it!
[18:06] ---
It doesn't matter what
the other person feels.
[18:08] ---
Natchi-san, why don't you just let him know
exactly how you feel?
[18:12] ---
That's right... What's important is...
[18:15] ---
What's important is...
I just have to tell him how I feel.
[18:19] ---
S-Saburo-senpai, I...
[18:22] ---
Here... Please accept this.
[18:25] ---
What is it?
[18:28] ---
Instant dumplings?
[18:30] ---
Huh?
SIGN Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[18:32] ---
Th-That's what they are.
[18:35] ---
That's what everyone buys
when they go to Kumamoto.
[18:38] ---
Though I didn't go there.
[18:40] ---
These are really delicious.
[18:42] ---
Wha...? Yes, they are.
[18:45] ---
You never get tired of
that light, sweet taste.
[18:47] ---
Which is what you want
for a long-lasting relationship!
[18:50] ---
Of course, I mean with instant dumplings...
[18:54] ---
Thank you... Natsumi-chan.
[19:04] ---
Wow! I did it!
[19:13] ---
I didn't think it would be this hard.
[19:16] ---
I should've made better preparations
on how to hand over the chocolate.
[19:20] ---
So this is the end of my holy crusade...
[19:25] ---
Maybe next year.
[19:29] ---
Momocchi!
[19:31] ---
Over here! Over here!
[19:31] ---
No!
[19:33] ---
Tama-chan?!
[19:34] ---
I'm going to visit the sergeant
and give him the chocolate I made.
[19:38] ---
Momocchi, do you want to come with me?
[19:41] ---
With you...?
[19:43] ---
Why didn't I think of that?!
[19:45] ---
I brought home all these boxes of chocolates.
[19:48] ---
But not a single one of them is for me.
[19:51] ---
I can't have one more bite...
[19:53] ---
Hey, does it seem like there
are more of them than before...?
[19:56] ---
Mr. Sergeant.
[19:58] ---
Good evening.
[19:59] ---
Oh, it's Nishizawa-san.
[20:01] ---
Huh? Fuyuki-kun!
[20:03] ---
Last chance!
[20:05] ---
Mr. Sergeant, I made
this chocolate figure for you.
[20:12] ---
Wha...?
SIGN Wha...
[20:15] ---
I used all the leftover
chocolate Momocchi made,
[20:18] ---
and I molded it to look just like you.
[20:21] ---
How thoughtful of you.
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry...
[20:26] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun...
[20:28] ---
Huh?
[20:28] ---
I... I, uh... I... uh...
[20:33] ---
I... I just want to...
[20:35] ---
This is for you. I hope you accept it.
[20:41] ---
Oh...
[20:43] ---
All right! I didn't think I'd get some, too!
[20:47] ---
I'll savor... I'll savor every bite!
[20:50] ---
Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[20:52] ---
I'm really so grateful!
[20:55] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun!
[20:57] ---
Yay! Yay!
[20:58] ---
It seems everyone found some bit of happiness
[21:03] ---
on Valentine's Day this year.
[21:11] ---
Huh? Aren't we finished yet?
[21:16] ---
Ugh... I'm so full.
I can't eat another bite.
SIGN Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[21:19] ---
Why do there seem to be
more and more instant dumplings?
[21:28] ---
Phew! Or, like, over-eating?
[21:31] ---
Mois-chan, will you ever stop?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Tama-tama-tama-tama Tama-tama-tama-tama...
Sorosoro hajimeru desuu!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama.
Well, let us begin!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Tama-tama-tama-tama.
This is the Tamama drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Tama-tama-tama-tama
Tamama no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Take a big scoop of ice cream
and eat it.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Okkina aisu sukutte tabete—
[21:55] [SONG] ---
This rice cake and that rice cake
are all mine. (Tee hee!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Kocchi no daifuku mo socchi
no daifuku mo boku no bun (ehe)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
If it's only the candies,
you can have them!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Candy dake nara agete mo ii desuu
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Gero...
[22:02] [SONG] ---
"Gero…"
[22:03] [SONG] ---
I found some shortcake left on a plate.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Osara ni nokotta shoto keki mekke
"Sore wa"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
That's Fuyuki-kun's piece, you moron!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
"Fuyuki kun ni ageru yatsu dattsutten dayo!"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Everybody has jealousy,
a little here and there.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Minna no shitto o chotto zutsu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Please share it with me... Jealousy Shot!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Wakete kure desuu shitto dama!!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
(Jealousy!)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
(Shiii—tto!!!!)
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Put a cup on the table with
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Table no ue ni cup o oite
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Two straws for Mr. Sergeant
and me. (Lovey-dovey!)
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sutoro nihon gunso san to… (Love Love desuu)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Lift the tab on a can of cola!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Cola no futa o pushutto akete
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Don't shake it.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
"Fuccha dame yo"
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Now pour enough for two.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Futari bun o sosogu desuu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
But of course, I am the
only one who will drink it.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Mochiron nomu no wa boku hitori
[22:38] [SONG] ---
That girl is always getting in our way!
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Futari o jama suru ano onna
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Here, drink some
wasabi juice... Yeow!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
(Wasabi jiru demo nomi agare… tsuun!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
A pointy heart is the sign of jealousy!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Toge toge haato shitto no shirushi
[22:47] [SONG] ---
And here's another little jealousy! (Haa!)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Mo hitotsu omake ni puchi shitto (Haa!!)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Private 2nd Class Tamama! (Tama!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Tamama Nitouhei kansei desuu!!! (Tama)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
This is Natsumi.
[23:07] ---
When Valentine's Day approaches,
[23:09] ---
you see all sorts of unusual chocolates.
[23:12] ---
They're fun to look at, aren't they?
[23:14] ---
Besides, once the 14th is past,
everything gets discounted.
[23:17] ---
I can hardly wait for that.
[23:19] ---
That aside, next episode,
[23:20] ---
you'll learn what it's like to be forgotten.
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?"
[23:28] ---
Who are you, anyway...?
[23:30] ---
Ge-Gero!
E46 - Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
What do we humans find most frightening?
[01:36] ---
Could it be...
SIGN Being forgotten...
[01:38] ---
...being forgotten?
SIGN Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Kulukulukulu... Girogirogiro...
[01:40] ---
Being forgotten by friends.
SIGN Shock
SIGN Grind grind grind grind...
[01:45] ---
Being unnoticed...
[01:48] ---
Being forgotten by the anime production staff...
[01:50] ---
Hey, how are you doing, guys?
[01:52] ---
Talking about me...?
[01:53] ---
Eh... what?
[01:56] ---
The fear and sadness of
feeling all alone in the world...
[01:59] ---
Are these feelings unique to us humans?
[02:15] ---
Unforgivable.
[02:18] ---
Unforgivable.
[02:23] ---
Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?
[02:32] ---
It's not even raining,
but thunder out of nowhere?
[02:36] ---
I'd better bring the laundry in.
[02:45] ---
Paint for plastic models?
Must be the sergeant's.
[02:49] ---
Why would he leave this here?
[02:52] ---
Oh, yeah! The laundry, the laundry!
[03:00] ---
Unforgivable...
[03:05] ---
This sure feels good. I've always
wanted to try this bubble thing.
SIGN Eeek!
[03:47] ---
Your clothes! Your clothes!
Calm down, Sis! Put some clothes on!
[03:47] ---
Ha-Hands! Hands, hands, hands!
[03:51] ---
Hands came out of the bathtub?
[03:54] ---
That's like a scene from an old
horror movie or a comedy routine.
[03:57] ---
Now why on Earth would I be doing
a comedy routine? I'm telling the truth.
[04:06] ---
See? There's nothing here.
[04:08] ---
No. That can't be...
[04:11] ---
I swear I wasn't just imagining it...
[04:14] ---
I feel a weight on my shoulders...
SIGN Denies occult phenomena, but has extrasensory perception.
[04:17] ---
Denies occult phenomena,
but has extrasensory perception.
[04:19] ---
Maybe you're just tired.
SIGN Believes in occult phenomena, but has zero extrasensory perception.
[04:20] ---
Believes in occult phenomena,
but has zero extrasensory perception.
[04:28] ---
What's wrong?
[04:29] ---
Not again.
[04:30] ---
Again?
[04:31] ---
Maybe the sergeant's just playing tricks.
[04:33] ---
That stupid frog... playing tricks...?
[04:35] ---
That's it. This is all his doing.
I'm gonna make him pay for this.
[04:39] ---
Sis!
[04:40] ---
What a relief... I've never felt
this grateful to that stupid frog.
[04:43] ---
You're not making any sense!
[04:46] ---
Wait, Sis!
[04:50] ---
Unforgivable... Unforgivable...
[04:56] ---
There are some dark clouds
over Natsumi-san's house.
[04:59] ---
There is a weird and ghostly air.
What could it be?
[05:03] ---
Let's take a look.
[05:03] ---
My thoughts exactly.
[05:09] ---
Leader. I just finished
making what you asked for.
[05:13] ---
Good work. I can't wait to use it.
[05:15] ---
Whoa!
[05:18] ---
You've outdone yourself, Kululu.
This window is perfect.
[05:22] ---
W-Window?
[05:23] ---
Right. A window that I can
open and get some fresh air.
[05:26] ---
Renovations are trendy these days.
[05:28] ---
This window will drastically
improve the look and feel of my room.
[05:33] ---
A rich lifestyle starts with a beautiful room!
[05:33] ---
He used up our budget for a renovation?
[05:38] ---
Hey, stupid frog, what the heck
are you up to this time?!
[05:42] ---
What are you talking about, ma'am?
[05:44] ---
I'm putting up windows
to renovate my room...
[05:46] ---
Why do you need windows
down in the basement?
[05:50] ---
Don't think of this as any ordinary window...
[05:54] ---
Click.
[05:58] ---
Wow.
[05:59] ---
Or, like, brighter bedroom?
[06:01] ---
Here. Here.
[06:04] ---
Here.
[06:05] ---
And here.
[06:08] ---
It'll also provide excellent ventilation.
[06:09] ---
I can paint Gundam models
without worrying about the paint fumes.
[06:13] ---
Excellent, excellent!
[06:15] ---
Uncle!
[06:16] ---
Sarge!
[06:17] ---
Ouch. Ow. Ow. This hurts!
Hurts way more than it should!
[06:20] ---
Mr. Sergeant?!
[06:21] ---
Are you okay, Sarge?
[06:22] ---
I'll help you right now.
[06:24] ---
Ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:24] ---
Why won't it open up?
[06:28] ---
Oh...? Well, this is nice...
[06:33] ---
Huh?
[06:34] ---
No, no. Get away from me!
[06:37] ---
Nooo! Don't come near me!
[06:38] ---
Well, this is...
[06:40] ---
Ahhh! Have mercy! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[06:46] ---
So... You're saying none of you
are responsible for that prank?
[06:50] ---
I am absolutely innocent, ma'am.
[06:52] ---
Everybody was down there
in the basement the whole day.
[06:55] ---
Or, like, groundless rumors?
[06:56] ---
If Mois-chan vouches for your innocence,
then maybe I was only dreaming.
[07:01] ---
But what about this paint?
[07:03] ---
Oh, I've been picking up a lot
of those since yesterday, too.
SIGN Jam-packed!
[07:09] ---
Jam-packed.
[07:10] ---
You're kidding me. Why so many?
[07:12] ---
Who's behind all this?
[07:14] ---
That reminds me...
[07:15] ---
Sometimes I notice my Gundam models
have been moved a little...
[07:21] ---
Could it be that Lady Natsumi
sometimes comes in my room and cleans it?
[07:25] ---
Then that means...
[07:26] ---
she must've been the one who threw away
[07:27] ---
that magazine I was hiding under my bed!
SIGN Weekly Zakrello
[07:29] ---
That magazine.
[07:30] ---
Why on Earth would I clean your room?
[07:39] ---
Earthquake?!
[07:44] ---
What's going on?
[07:45] ---
This must be a poltergeist phenomenon.
SIGN A typical poltergeist situation
[07:47] ---
Poltergeist phenomena involve
various pranks caused by ghosts or spirits.
[07:54] ---
Or, like, earthshaking news?
[07:57] ---
The kettle is boiling water by itself.
[08:00] ---
Oh no! The TV turned on by itself!
[08:03] ---
Well, actually I turned it on.
See? It's time for Captain Geroro.
[08:09] ---
Don't confuse us!
[08:12] ---
Unforgivable!
[08:17] ---
Are you all right, Natsumi-san?
[08:19] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[08:21] ---
Something ominous has possessed this house.
[08:24] ---
Gero?
[08:32] ---
That's it!
[08:34] ---
You mean Gundam models?!
[08:35] ---
A red object facing southwest.
That's bad luck, according to Feng Shui.
[08:41] ---
In short, you'll have no luck with your work.
SIGN No Luck in Business
[08:44] ---
I see. That's why we've made
hardly any progress invading Pekopon.
[08:49] ---
Red or blue,
[08:50] ---
you'll make no progress as long as
you keep wasting your time making models!
[08:53] ---
If you want good luck at work,
put a yellow object facing south.
[08:57] ---
Really...?
[08:59] ---
Is that so?
[09:00] ---
The Hyaku Shiki is yellow in the anime!
Let's put it over there.
[09:03] ---
Unforgivable.
[09:18] ---
I-I-It's a ghost!
[09:22] ---
A ghost haunting this room...?
[09:27] ---
Oh, yeah! I completely forgot!
[09:28] ---
I wish she'd stayed forgotten!
[09:31] ---
Hmm? May I ask who you are?
[09:34] ---
You've lived in this room all this time...
[09:37] ---
...and you never noticed her?
[09:39] ---
I was so lonely. No one ever
noticed me. I was so lonely.
[09:45] ---
It was better before.
[09:47] ---
People used to talk about me,
and they were even scared of me.
[09:51] ---
But ever since these aliens came,
I've been forgotten by everyone.
[09:56] ---
You mean it's our fault, ma'am?
[10:00] ---
I know exactly how you feel!
[10:03] ---
It's unforgivable.
[10:05] ---
You... will... pay... for... this!
[10:18] ---
Natsumi-san!
[10:19] ---
Natsumi!
[10:20] ---
Uncle?
[10:21] ---
Mr. Sergeant and Natchi disappeared!
[10:24] ---
Hey, Kululu. Can't you do something?
[10:27] ---
We're aliens, remember?
[10:30] ---
We don't have any powers over
these spirit phantoms here on Pekopon.
[10:34] ---
Why didn't I notice it
before it got to this point?
[10:38] ---
Wasn't there a stain on that wall
that showed a psychic phenomenon?
[10:42] ---
It looked like this.
SIGN A mountain of Gundam models
[10:45] ---
A mountain of Gundam models!
[10:47] ---
So, those Gundam models have caused this.
[10:50] ---
Get all these outta here!
[10:55] ---
It looks a lot fiercer than before!
[10:59] ---
The sadness from being forgotten
has made the ghost girl erupt with fury.
[11:04] ---
What's gonna happen now
to Natsumi and Keroro?
[11:23] ---
Where am I?
[11:27] ---
Stupid frog! Come on, wake up!
[11:30] ---
Gero.
[11:32] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[11:33] ---
Gero!
[11:38] ---
She's here again!
[11:40] ---
Unforgivable... Unforgivable...
[11:43] ---
Wait just a minute. What did I ever do to you?
[11:48] ---
I played so many bold pranks on you,
yet you never noticed me at all.
SIGN Bald Pranks?
[11:53] ---
Bald pranks?
[11:55] ---
This is no time to make puns!
[11:57] ---
See? You completely ignore me,
and have fun together.
[12:01] ---
This isn't fun, ma'am!
[12:03] ---
You always do that to me.
Like when we went to that southern island...
[12:07] ---
Southern island?
[12:09] ---
I went with you to scare you several times.
[12:12] ---
Y-You did?
[12:13] ---
We all remember that, don't we?
SIGN Replay
[12:16] ---
During the summer festival,
[12:17] ---
I put a fan into the hands of
one of your Gundam models.
[12:20] ---
Was that you, ma'am?
[12:21] ---
It's all a great memory now.
SIGN Replay
[12:24] ---
Unforgivable...
[12:26] ---
Unforgivable!
[12:34] ---
Natsumi!
[12:36] ---
Uncle!
[12:38] ---
Natsumi!
[12:39] ---
Uncle!
[12:41] ---
Where could Sis and Sarge be now?
It's like they were spirited away.
[12:48] ---
Dororo. Do you feel something?
[12:50] ---
I feel a great sorrow from under this floor.
[12:52] ---
The same sorrow I feel
when I'm forgotten by everyone.
[12:57] ---
Oh, I think I get it.
[13:00] ---
I've been bothered by this strange space
[13:04] ---
ever since I saw the blueprints of our base.
[13:07] ---
Are you saying Natsumi is there?
[13:09] ---
Okay, wait for me, Natsumi!
[13:17] ---
What? What the heck are those?
[13:20] ---
So many talismans... Something
has definitely been sealed down there.
[13:26] ---
I'm going down.
[13:27] ---
Wait, Giroro! It's dangerous!
[13:29] ---
So? I don't care!
[13:36] ---
I've lost so many memories...
[13:40] ---
Leave it up to me.
SIGN Onmyo
[13:43] ---
I have a little knowledge
of the principles of Onmyo-do.
[13:46] ---
Anuttara Samyak Sambohdi Anuttara
Samyak Sambohdi Om Kilikili Vajra Hum Phat...
[13:52] ---
Open!
[13:58] ---
A-Amazing...
[14:00] ---
Let's hurry.
[14:02] ---
Okay.
[14:07] ---
I don't even know where I am...
[14:17] ---
It's a dead end!
[14:18] ---
Unforgivable...
[14:20] ---
Unforgivable.
[14:22] ---
Hey! Why did you become a ghost?
[14:26] ---
Did you have some kind of
regret in this world?
[14:29] ---
I'll help you find the light,
so tell me what happened.
[14:34] ---
You're a strange one,
being kind to a ghost.
[14:39] ---
Well, I'm used to strange things.
[14:43] ---
And besides, you don't look like a bad person.
[14:46] ---
My regret in this world...
[14:50] ---
That's...
[14:51] ---
Huh? I uh...
[14:53] ---
Why don't I show you...? My past...
[15:09] ---
Where are we?
[15:10] ---
This is several hundred years ago.
It's the period I lived in.
[15:15] ---
What? We traveled through time, ma'am?
[15:18] ---
No. We're inside my memories.
[15:21] ---
It's just an illusion that we cannot touch.
[15:25] ---
What's all the commotion?
[15:27] ---
It's a kappa! I just saw a kappa!
[15:30] ---
Over there!
[15:33] ---
Ouch!
[15:36] ---
I made the feeling of pain real,
for a lifelike experience.
[15:40] ---
Kappa. Kappa.
[15:44] ---
Come on, outta the way.
[15:46] ---
Stop! Don't come any closer!
[15:49] ---
Is that girl you?
[15:50] ---
Yes.
[15:52] ---
Looks like there's something there, ma'am.
[15:54] ---
It's the kappa.
[15:55] ---
Kappa?
[15:57] ---
I found it collapsed inside a cave
near the edge of the village,
[16:00] ---
and I treated its wounds.
[16:03] ---
C'mon, let us through.
[16:05] ---
It's a crime to cover up for that evil spirit.
[16:09] ---
Hand over that kappa to us.
[16:12] ---
Stop it! Kappa-san is hurt!
Kappa-san, run away!
[16:19] ---
There it is!
[16:20] ---
It's getting away!
[16:22] ---
After it! Don't let it get away!
[16:23] ---
Kappa-san! Please, run away!
[16:30] ---
You hid an evil spirit.
[16:32] ---
You must be one of them.
[16:34] ---
You're gonna stay there
until you show us your true form.
[16:40] ---
I was locked up in this dungeon.
[16:43] ---
It was dark... and lonely.
[16:50] ---
This is some underground cave...
[16:53] ---
No matter how you look at it,
it looks man-made.
[16:57] ---
Who on Earth made this, and why?
[17:02] ---
W-What the heck is this?
[17:10] ---
Be careful, everyone.
This cave is full of traps.
[17:15] ---
That's pretty obvious now...
[17:19] ---
I don't know how much time passed.
[17:23] ---
But it seemed like the villagers
who had locked me up forgot all about me.
[17:29] ---
I guess you were a discreet character
even when you were alive, ma'am.
[17:33] ---
Then, just when I started giving up hope
and was awaiting my death...
[17:44] ---
Kappa-san!
[17:46] ---
I'm truly sorry... All because
you tried to protect me...
[17:56] ---
Oh, thank you, Kappa-san!
[18:00] ---
Since I have saved a human,
my enemy, I can no longer stay here, ma'am.
[18:07] ---
Farewell... Maybe one day,
you'll meet one of my comrades.
[18:13] ---
Wait, Kappa-san! Kappa-san!
[18:20] ---
Kappa-san!
[18:38] ---
Thanks to Kappa-san, I was saved.
[18:41] ---
Huh? You mean you didn't die
in the dungeon?
[18:45] ---
No.
[18:46] ---
Then what about that stain
in the stupid frog's room?
[18:49] ---
That doesn't really mean anything.
I thought it'd add realism.
[18:54] ---
So you didn't die with a lot of regret?
[18:56] ---
Right! I lived to the age of 90!
[18:59] ---
Gero...
[19:00] ---
Then why do you look like that?
[19:02] ---
Because what if I meet Kappa-san again?
[19:06] ---
If I don't look like this, I'm afraid
he might not be able to recognize me.
[19:12] ---
In that small shrine,
I've kept Kappa-san's plate,
[19:18] ---
so that he can come back
and get it whenever he wants.
[19:20] ---
And I've been waiting here
all this time for him.
[19:25] ---
What a touching story!
[19:27] ---
I'm totally moved to tears, ma'am!
For memory's sake, can I try this on?
[19:33] ---
Huh? Oh, sure.
SIGN A perfect fit
[19:36] ---
A perfect fit.
[19:39] ---
K-Kappa-san?
[19:49] ---
Y-You certainly do look like a kappa...
[19:57] ---
The ghost girl is vanishing...?
[20:00] ---
Is it because she saw the
stupid frog looking like this?
[20:03] ---
Natsumi-san!
[20:04] ---
Sis!
[20:05] ---
Huh?
[20:06] ---
I am here to help you.
[20:08] ---
Rin, Byou, Tou, Sha, Kai, Jin, Retsu, Zai, Zen!
[20:13] ---
Dispel evil!
[20:15] ---
Koyuki-chan, don't!
[20:17] ---
Huh?
[20:25] ---
I'm back again...
[20:27] ---
She was just about to find the light!
[20:30] ---
What?
[20:31] ---
I'm sorry, ghost girl. You almost made it...
[20:35] ---
It's okay. It's fun being
with everyone in this house.
[20:40] ---
I guess I'll be here for a little while longer.
[20:44] ---
So please, remember me from time to time.
[20:50] ---
After all was said and done,
it turned out well, ma'am.
[20:53] ---
Or, like, puzzle answered?
[20:55] ---
Although this means we'll
continue to be haunted by a ghost.
[20:59] ---
But if you look closely,
the stain now looks happy.
[21:06] ---
Interesting... There was
someone besides us on Pekopon.
[21:12] ---
Oh, well. It was quite a while ago.
[21:17] ---
So, Sarge...
[21:18] ---
No matter how much time passes,
[21:20] ---
we shouldn't forget the ones
who matter to us, right?
[21:23] ---
Of course not, sir!
[21:25] ---
Ummm, guys...
[21:27] ---
It hasn't been that long,
but aren't you forgetting someone?
[21:33] ---
Where do I go from here?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Tama-tama-tama-tama Tama-tama-tama-tama...
Sorosoro hajimeru desuu!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama.
Well, let us begin!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Tama-tama-tama-tama.
This is the Tamama drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Tama-tama-tama-tama
Tamama no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Take a big scoop of ice cream
and eat it.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Okkina aisu sukutte tabete—
[21:55] [SONG] ---
This rice cake and that rice cake
are all mine. (Tee hee!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Kocchi no daifuku mo socchi
no daifuku mo boku no bun (ehe)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
If it's only the candies,
you can have them!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Candy dake nara agete mo ii desuu
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Gero...
[22:03] [SONG] ---
"Gero…"
[22:04] [SONG] ---
I found some shortcake left on a plate.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Osara ni nokotta shoto keki mekke
"Sore wa"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
That's Fuyuki-kun's piece, you moron!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
"Fuyuki kun ni ageru yatsu dattsutten dayo!"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Everybody has jealousy,
a little here and there.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Minna no shitto o chotto zutsu
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Please share it with me... Jealousy Shot!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Wakete kure desuu shitto dama!!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
(Jealousy!)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
(Shiii—tto!!!!)
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Put a cup on the table with
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Table no ue ni cup o oite
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Two straws for Mr. Sergeant
and me. (Lovey-dovey!)
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sutoro nihon gunso san to… (Love Love desuu)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Lift the tab on a can of cola!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Cola no futa o pushutto akete
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Don't shake it.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
"Fuccha dame yo"
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Now pour enough for two.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Futari bun o sosogu desuu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
But of course, I am the
only one who will drink it.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Mochiron nomu no wa boku hitori
[22:38] [SONG] ---
That girl is always getting in our way!
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Futari o jama suru ano onna
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Here, drink some
wasabi juice... Yeow!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
(Wasabi jiru demo nomi agare… tsuun!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
A pointy heart is the sign of jealousy!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Toge toge haato shitto no shirushi
[22:48] [SONG] ---
And here's another little jealousy! (Haa!)
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Mo hitotsu omake ni puchi shitto (Haa!!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Private 2nd Class Tamama! (Tama!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Tamama Nitouhei kansei desuu!!! (Tama)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
It's Fuyuki. Although there are
still some cold days ahead of us,
[23:09] ---
the insects and plants are
slowly getting ready for spring.
[23:13] ---
Just the mention of spring makes us giddy.
[23:15] ---
Perhaps that's because
[23:17] ---
we're unconsciously
getting ready for spring, too.
[23:20] ---
That aside, the next episode
is about celebrating Girls' Day.
[23:23] ---
"Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E47 - Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir! / Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
Hi, everyone! Have you all
put out your Hina dolls?
[01:37] ---
Of course, the Hinata family will
display Natsumi-chan's dolls,
[01:42] ---
but it won't be as simple as it seems.
[01:45] ---
Wow, you're going to celebrate
Girls' Day? You're so lucky.
[01:48] ---
Your family doesn't
celebrate it, Koyuki-chan?
[01:51] ---
Ummm, no. After all,
I'm from a family of ninjas.
[01:54] ---
I've never experienced
anything like that...
[01:57] ---
Hey, why don't you come to my house?
[01:59] ---
Let's celebrate Girls' Day together.
[02:01] ---
Wow. Are you sure?
[02:03] ---
Y-Yeah.
[02:08] ---
Natsumi: Preserve Girls' Day, Sir!
[02:16] ---
There you go.
[02:19] ---
Wow...
[02:21] ---
This is one of the three court ladies.
[02:23] ---
How elegant!
[02:26] ---
Lady Natsumi?
What on Earth are you doing?
[02:29] ---
We're putting out Hina dolls.
[02:32] ---
Hina dolls?
[02:33] ---
You mean all those dolls
wearing strange costumes?
[02:37] ---
These are the clothes of
[02:40] ---
about 1,000 years ago
during the Heian period.
[02:43] ---
That one seems to be
holding some kind of weapon.
[02:46] ---
Right, a bow and arrows.
[02:48] ---
A doll with weapons?
[02:50] ---
I see. They're no different
from Gundam models.
[02:53] ---
Hey, don't you dare compare
your Gundam models to these dolls.
[02:56] ---
Hina dolls are the stars
of a traditional Japanese event.
[03:01] ---
They belong in a totally different class.
[03:03] ---
What is this traditional
event you speak of...?
[03:06] ---
March 3rd!
[03:07] ---
Girls' Day!
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[03:14] ---
Click.
[03:15] ---
Check out some data about Girls' Day.
SIGN Traditional Events of Japan
[03:21] ---
Girls' Day is a traditional event in Japan.
SIGN Girls' Day
[03:25] ---
Yay! Yay!
[03:29] ---
Girls' Day, or the Doll Festival, is a traditional
Japanese event with a long history.
[03:35] ---
On this day, people display Hina dolls,
[03:37] ---
enjoy traditional foods such as
hina-arare, hishi-mochi, shirozake,
[03:41] ---
chirashi-zushi, and clam soup,
[03:44] ---
and they hope for young girls'
healthy growth and prosperity.
[03:49] ---
Also called the "Peach Festival"
after the flowers of the season,
[03:54] ---
the event is observed
throughout Japan.
SIGN The End Pekopon Educational Movies, Inc.
[04:03] ---
Is that all?
[04:04] ---
Yup, that's all.
[04:06] ---
That's pretty low-key. It has "festival"
in the name, so I expected a lot more.
[04:13] ---
Will kids like Lady Natsumi
and Master Fuyuki
[04:15] ---
be happy with such a boring event?
[04:19] ---
No. No way!
[04:21] ---
And so, I've decided on our next operation.
SIGN Decision Made
[04:24] ---
Using the highly-advanced intelligence
and technology of planet Keron,
[04:28] ---
we'll jazz up this Girls' Day
of Planet Pekopon!
SIGN Festival
[04:31] ---
Festival! Festival!
[04:35] ---
Ridiculous. What has this got to do
with our plans to conquer Pekopon?
[04:39] ---
If we make the festival fun,
[04:41] ---
that'll surely make Lady Natsumi happy.
[04:45] ---
Natsumi will be happy...
[04:48] ---
It's the same old story again.
[04:50] ---
Breathing new life into an old tradition...
[04:53] ---
I find that very meaningful.
[04:56] ---
Keroro-kun. I will help you.
[04:58] ---
Oh. I didn't know you were here, Dororo.
[05:02] ---
Leave the gadgets to me.
[05:06] ---
And so Girls' Day gets underway.
SIGN Girl
SIGN Girl
[05:10] ---
It sure is a great sight to see
all these lovely girls.
SIGN Girl
SIGN Girl
[05:15] ---
What?!
SIGN Boy
[05:16] ---
So this is Girls' Day?! I'm so excited.
[05:21] ---
I'm glad you're enjoying it.
[05:23] ---
I'm excited, too.
[05:25] ---
I never knew you could see
the dolls up close like this.
[05:28] ---
Huh?
[05:32] ---
We have a 16,807-tiered display
of Hina dolls,
[05:36] ---
and you can hardly see their faces.
[05:41] ---
That's Nishizawa-san for you.
[05:43] ---
How lavish.
[05:44] ---
Or, like, blue-sky thinking?
[05:47] ---
Sorry I got here late!
[05:51] ---
Huh? Who are you?
[05:53] ---
Who me? My name is Kululuko.
I'm the fairy of Girls' Day!
[06:00] ---
So. Are you all having fun?
[06:02] ---
Oh my... What a pathetic-looking
doll stand this is.
[06:05] ---
This will just ruin the festival.
[06:07] ---
Who do you think you are?
[06:09] ---
I'm going to take all of you
[06:10] ---
to the lavish and exciting
Cosmic Girls' Day!
[06:14] ---
Hey, who asked you...
[06:16] ---
Wow! Sounds exciting!
[06:18] ---
Mom!
[06:19] ---
Well then, let's get going.
[06:21] ---
Maharic Technic Technica
Tamara Yambarukuina!
[06:35] ---
Welcome to Cosmic Girls' Day!
[06:38] ---
I know that voice. I knew
the stupid frog was behind this!
[06:40] ---
Are you ready?
[06:41] ---
Yeah!
[06:42] ---
Well, then, let's go get 'em!
[06:45] ---
Yeah!
[06:48] ---
Jeez, why did they bring us
whatever this place is?
[06:50] ---
What's Girls' Day got to do with this?
[06:52] ---
It's fine! This is exciting!
[06:55] ---
Anything is exciting for you, Mom.
[06:57] ---
First, we're gonna have a grand feast.
[07:08] ---
These are ordinary hina-arare
(rice crackers), right?
[07:11] ---
No. Those are cosmic hina-arare.
[07:13] ---
Cosmic...?
[07:18] ---
Move it! Move it! Move it!
[07:23] ---
Tamama Impact!
[07:29] ---
Wow! How pretty!
[07:32] ---
You do stuff like this at
Girls' Day, too?
[07:34] ---
Not at all, not at all.
[07:37] ---
And that is how it is done.
[07:39] ---
W-What about these...?
This is an ordinary hishi-mochi, right?
[07:43] ---
Of course. Ordinary here in space, that is.
[07:45] ---
In space...?
[07:48] ---
What the?!
[07:50] ---
Look here. You'll be eaten alive
if you don't run for your life.
[07:54] ---
That's why they're called
"Hisshi (For Dear Life) Mochi."
SIGN For-Dear-Life Mochi
[07:55] ---
Hey... Don't... just...
stand... there...! Hey! Help me!
[07:57] ---
Um... Is this standard fare
during Girls' Day?
[08:00] ---
Far from it!
[08:02] ---
You trying to kill me?!
[08:04] ---
This here looks like shirozake...
[08:06] ---
That is shiro-sha-ke.
SIGN Shiro Shaké
[08:09] ---
In other words, that's
outer space white salmon soup.
[08:12] ---
Why, it tastes delicious.
[08:13] ---
They're all just stupid puns...
[08:15] ---
This here is chirashi-zushi
with space tuna and space squid.
[08:19] ---
And this is the space clam soup.
[08:22] ---
What's so outer space about them?
[08:25] ---
See? It's the three space delicacies,
fighting for supremacy.
[08:30] ---
And you can't have a
"Peach Festival" without...
[08:33] ---
...momo hana (peach blossoms)!
[08:35] ---
Yahoo!
[08:39] ---
What is that?
[08:41] ---
Like I said, moo-moo no hana
(moo-moo's nose).
SIGN Moo-Moo no Hana
[08:44] ---
Dodging its charge is becoming
the most popular sport in space.
[08:50] ---
Olé!
SIGN Groan
[08:53] ---
And now, the star of Cosmic Girls' Day...
[08:56] ---
...the cosmic Hina dolls.
SIGN Cosmic Hina Dolls
[09:02] ---
Cosmic Hina dolls.
[09:04] ---
What's so cosmic about them?
[09:06] ---
Or, like, mundane objects?
[09:08] ---
But there's something strange
about them. They're all male dolls.
[09:22] ---
Or, like, bulging muscles?
[09:25] ---
Everybody! Time for our grand finale, sir!
[09:27] ---
Yeah!
[09:29] ---
Soiya!
[09:30] ---
Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
[09:32] ---
Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
[09:34] ---
Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya! Soiya!
[09:37] ---
What d'ya think?
[09:38] ---
This is the essence of a festival that
sets the blood dancing in your veins.
[09:41] ---
It's three times more exciting than
the Pekoponians' Girls' Day Festival, sir!
[09:44] ---
Natsumi... Did you like it?
[09:48] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[09:49] ---
I must say, tradition is truly
a wonderful thing. Is it not?
[09:54] ---
My first-ever Girls' Day...
[09:58] ---
How dare you make a mockery out of it!
[10:02] ---
Don't think you're gonna get away with it!
[10:05] ---
Oh no. Natchi's not kidding.
[10:08] ---
Lady Natsumi! All we wanted was
to make Girls' Day a lot more fun...
[10:11] ---
That's totally uncalled for!
[10:15] ---
Men, run for your lives!
[10:17] ---
Hold it!
[10:19] ---
Flee for safety! Flee for safety!
[10:20] ---
I said, hold it right there!
[10:26] ---
Run, run! Maybe we should call this
"Getaway Day"?
SIGN Hinamatsuri (Girls' Day) Hinanmatsuri (Escape Day)
[10:30] ---
Get it?
SIGN Illustration of Internal Parts
[10:39] ---
Illustration of internal parts.
[10:40] ---
As we all suspected, Kululuko-chan's
true identity was this person.
[10:43] ---
Getaway Day... Get away from Girls Day...
Girls' Day...
[10:52] ---
To all the good boys and girls.
[10:53] ---
Don't ever grow up to be adults
who try to get by on puns alone.
[11:06] ---
Everyone has a favorite musician, right?
[11:09] ---
And if you get a ticket to their concert,
it's a huge deal, right?
[11:14] ---
And so, that ends our "I don't
want a Girls' Day like that" segment!
[11:19] ---
Next, here's my "song of the day."
[11:22] ---
Here from planet Mirrorball,
[11:23] ---
combining both love and funk,
it's DANCE☆MAN.
[11:31] ---
Keroro: It's an Afro, Myoww, Sir!
SIGN DANCE☆MAN
[11:47] ---
DANCE☆MAN is the greatest.
[11:50] ---
And that afro hairstyle...
[11:53] ---
Irresistible!
[11:56] ---
I wanna go to a concert!
[11:58] ---
I've got a ticket. Arena seat.
[12:04] ---
It's a great seat.
[12:06] ---
Better buy now before it sells out.
[12:08] ---
Don't come into my room
without permission!
[12:11] ---
How cold...
[12:13] ---
We came to you with a great offer,
this chance-of-a-lifetime ticket.
[12:20] ---
A ticket?
[12:21] ---
That's right. Right now, this guy's
the hottest star in the universe.
[12:24] ---
Thanks, but no thanks.
[12:27] ---
There's no way someone you
call a "universal star" is any good.
[12:31] ---
C'mon, just trust me.
[12:34] ---
No way. I'm not interested, so get out.
[12:39] ---
That's too bad...
[12:40] ---
And to think of all the trouble
we went through to get this.
SIGN Redial
[12:44] ---
Indeed. How many times
did we have to redial?
[12:46] ---
Some people even spent three days
camped in line just to buy one.
SIGN Three days
SIGN Spend three days
SIGN Camped in line
[12:52] ---
Uhm, excuse me...
[12:53] ---
Oh, well, I guess we have no choice.
If Lady Natsumi isn't interested,
SIGN Premium price
[12:57] ---
we'll just have to sell it to a scalper
for a premium price.
[13:01] ---
Hey, can I see the ticket for a sec?
[13:04] ---
What's this?
[13:05] ---
I thought you weren't interested.
[13:07] ---
Let me just check whose concert it is.
[13:12] ---
Here.
SIGN DANCE☆MAN
[13:14] ---
Dance... Man...
[13:15] ---
Hey! This is a ticket to the
DANCE☆MAN concert!
[13:19] ---
I can have it?
[13:20] ---
Of course. It's a token of
appreciation for our Lady Natsumi,
[13:24] ---
who has been so gracious to us.
[13:26] ---
Pure goodwill. Strictly no profit.
[13:29] ---
It's yours for the very
friendly price of only 1,000 yen!
[13:32] ---
Okay, I'm buying.
[13:33] ---
Sold.
SIGN Transaction Complete
[13:34] ---
Transaction complete.
[13:36] ---
All right! I got the ticket real cheap!
[13:39] ---
Yahoo! I can't wait.
[13:42] ---
So, why are you two so happy?
[13:45] ---
I bought the ticket. That means
I'm the one who's going, right?
[13:49] ---
You see, the concert is
about to start right now.
[13:54] ---
Right now? What do you mean?
[13:56] ---
Let me see the ticket.
[14:00] ---
Hey. What'd you do that for?
[14:08] ---
What a beautiful starry sky.
[14:13] ---
There must be all kinds of
alien life forms out there in space.
[14:18] ---
Huh?
[14:26] ---
A shooting star?
[14:29] ---
It looks all wiggly and weird.
[14:34] ---
It's coming straight at me!
[14:44] ---
Oh no! It crashed into our house!
[14:50] ---
What the heck was that?!
[14:52] ---
That's... Natsumi's room?
[14:58] ---
W-What the heck is that?!
[15:07] ---
H-H-H-Hair...
[15:14] ---
I am DASONU☆MASO!
[15:19] ---
Wow. It's the real Dasonu Maso.
[15:23] ---
Dasonu Maso?
SIGN Myowww Concert: DA-SO-NU☆MA-SO (letters look very like "DANCE☆MAN")
[15:26] ---
Da-so-nu Ma-so...?!
[15:29] ---
Hi, Kululu. You look great.
[15:33] ---
Actually, we used to be funk soul brothers.
[15:36] ---
That's why I helped sell tickets for him.
[15:39] ---
What is this? Who's this
Dasonu Maso? He's a total fake.
[15:44] ---
I never told you I had
DANCE☆MAN tickets, right?
[15:48] ---
Welcome to my concert, young lady.
[15:50] ---
What're you talking about?
You're the one that came here.
[15:53] ---
I'll comb straight out! I picked the
name "Dasonu Maso" in hopes that
[15:58] ---
people would buy my ticket
thinking I was DANCE☆MAN.
[16:01] ---
But it's not just the name that is similar.
[16:03] ---
I've shamelessly imitated
his appearance, too.
[16:06] ---
I'm nothing but a big headache
for DANCE☆MAN. That is who I am!
SIGN What the heck?
[16:10] ---
Yes, that's it!
[16:11] ---
That's his legendary specialty,
"I'll comb straight out!"
[16:14] ---
And to think I saw it live!
[16:17] ---
I'll comb straight out!
SIGN I'll comb
straight out!
[16:17] ---
When I have a test, I tell everyone
"I wasn't able to study at all,"
[16:21] ---
but the truth is, I studied my butt off!
[16:23] ---
I'll comb straight out!
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[16:24] ---
When I run a marathon,
[16:25] ---
I tell everyone, "Let's take it slow, guys,"
[16:28] ---
but then I dash off alone!
[16:30] ---
That is who I am!
[16:33] ---
You sure you wanna tell us all that?
[16:36] ---
He sure is the best.
[16:38] ---
Celebrities like to party all the time.
[16:40] ---
I may say, "I haven't
been saving a single cent."
[16:42] ---
But I'm actually saving up for my
old age. That is who I am!
SIGN I'll comb
straight out
SIGN I'll comb
straight out
[16:48] ---
I can't explain this feeling.
It's neither joy nor anger.
[16:52] ---
I'm loving it. It's so new.
[16:54] ---
It's so new, I don't get it at all!
[16:57] ---
Never mind! Just get outta here now!
[17:00] ---
I'll comb straight out.
[17:01] ---
If I leave this very minute,
then this episode will be over.
[17:04] ---
What will you do with the remaining time?
SIGN Speechless
[17:07] ---
That's being a little too straight.
[17:09] ---
I've had enough!
[17:11] ---
Natsumi! Hey, who the heck are you?
[17:15] ---
How dare you...
come here and harass Natsumi...
[17:20] ---
Look out, Dasonu Maso!
[17:23] ---
What the...?
[17:24] ---
H-Huh...?
[17:26] ---
Fever time!
[17:30] ---
What?!
[17:36] ---
Let me explain.
[17:38] ---
Giroro's attack got caught
in Dasonu Maso's thick hair,
[17:40] ---
bounced here and there,
[17:42] ---
and ricocheted back to Giroro.
[17:44] ---
Fashionable, offensive and defensive...
[17:49] ---
That's truly scary hair.
SIGN I'll comb
straight out!
[17:51] ---
I'll comb straight out! I didn't do it.
It just worked out that way.
[17:56] ---
Whoa... he combs straight out again!
[17:58] ---
Damn... The audience doesn't
know how to react after all of this!
[18:03] ---
Why are all the aliens
I meet such weirdoes?
[18:06] ---
Hey. You cute and innocent Pekopon girl.
SIGN Cute
SIGN Innocent
[18:09] ---
Huh? You mean me?
[18:12] ---
That's right.
[18:13] ---
There aren't that many in the
whole universe as charming as you.
SIGN Charming
[18:16] ---
H-Huh? R-Really?
SIGN Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump
[18:18] ---
Yet it's such a shame.
[18:20] ---
You haven't been able to
bring out your full charm.
[18:25] ---
Huh?
[18:26] ---
But leave it to me, and I'll make you
more charming than ever before.
[18:31] ---
H-Huh...
[18:34] ---
Huh?
[18:35] ---
Stare...
SIGN Stare
[18:37] ---
Wait... you don't mean...
[18:39] ---
You've gotta be kidding!
[18:41] ---
Don't worry! It won't take long!
[18:43] ---
No! What's not gonna take long?
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy shaggy...
[18:49] ---
Myoww.
[18:51] ---
I knew it! No! Get away!
[18:54] ---
Sis!
[18:56] ---
Dororo is here! Huh?!
[18:58] ---
Hey, Dororo.
[19:00] ---
W-What's going on here?
[19:03] ---
You too should be wearing...
SIGN Pop!
[19:05] ---
...an afro.
[19:06] ---
I will have none of that!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy shaggy...
[19:10] ---
Dororo Ninja Art: Containment Gourd.
[19:17] ---
W-What the... You can't do that, baby.
SIGN I'll comb
straight out
[19:20] ---
I'll comb straight out! The situation
is looking pretty grim for me...
[19:24] ---
Thank you for a most enjoyable time.
[19:26] ---
Although—I'll comb straight out—I may
have been the only one having fun,
[19:29] ---
and been nothing
but a pain in the butt for you.
[19:31] ---
Adios!
[19:37] ---
Everybody, see you again.
[19:40] ---
Don't come again!
[19:44] ---
Go ahead. Eat as much as you want.
[19:46] ---
Please, don't hold back for my sake.
[19:48] ---
I only did what anyone else would have done.
[19:51] ---
I'm home.
[19:52] ---
Welcome home, Mom.
[19:54] ---
Wow. What a feast.
[19:56] ---
You see, Dororo came and rescued me.
This is to thank him.
[20:00] ---
Oh?
[20:02] ---
Oh, look! It's unusual
to see a gourd these days...
[20:05] ---
No, Mom! Don't open that!
SIGN Pop
[20:07] ---
Huh?
SIGN Shaggy shaggy \shaggy shaggy...
[20:15] ---
Oops...
[20:16] ---
Mom, you dummy!
[20:18] ---
I guess this was our destiny, after all.
[20:21] ---
How did I end up like this, too?
[20:25] ---
Well, it sure looks good on everyone.
[20:28] ---
I don't wanna hear that from you.
[20:31] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[20:35] ---
That voice?
[20:36] ---
Huh?
[20:38] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[20:40] ---
Huh?
[20:42] ---
It can't be... It can't be!
[20:50] ---
Myoww!!
[20:51] ---
Wow!
[20:53] ---
DANCE☆MAN?
[20:56] ---
Hi, guys. I sensed a great afro vibe
while taking a walk in space,
[21:02] ---
so I thought I'd drop in.
[21:04] ---
A-Are you the real DANCE☆MAN?
[21:07] ---
Oh yeah, yoww! I just got here
from Planet Mirrorball.
[21:10] ---
And since I'm here, might as well
sing a song for you. Yoww!
[21:14] ---
Here we go!
[21:16] ---
So, thanks to the fake DANCE☆MAN,
[21:18] ---
they got the chance to meet
the real DANCE☆MAN.
[21:19] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
[21:21] ---
I guess you could say the
afro brings "gourd" luck?
[21:23] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:24] ---
Well... it's been some time
now since we last heard this song.
[21:26] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[21:28] ---
But I'll comb straight out,
we don't have much time left.
[21:30] ---
So it's a shame, but we won't be able
to hear the entire song.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
Are you ready?
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu...
Youi wa ii kai!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
This is the Kululu drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kululu no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
My headphones are top-of-the-line.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Ore-sama no heddofon wa chouichiryuu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
If you stop here, it looks like
the back of my head. (Ku ku ku ku!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Koko de owareba ushiro sugata (Kukkukku)?)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
In the right disk, there's dangerous data.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Migi no disuku nya kiken na deeta
[22:03] [SONG] ---
In the left disk are my
favorite movies. (Wanna see 'em?)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Hidari no disuku nya
hizou no muubii (Mitai
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I can read any kind of data.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Donna deeta mo yomitoru ze
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Ridiculous!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
"Kudaran!"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Things go up or down
based on how I feel.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kibun shidai de ukishizumi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
(Don't talk to me casually.)
[22:16] [SONG] ---
(Kigaru ni hanashikake'n na yo)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
He always does things his way, sir!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
"Mai peesu na yatsu de arimasu..."
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I may be crooked, but
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Heso no magatta ore-sama wa
[22:23] [SONG] ---
I've been this way since I was small.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
chiisai koro kara hinekurete
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Even as a grownup,
I'm still crooked. (Ku ku ku!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Otona ni natte mo hinekuretee (kukku)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
I can't deal with people who are
straightforward with their feelings.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Massugu na kimochi wa nigate da ze
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Be careful of spam mail.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Meiwaku meeru nya ki o tsuke naa
[22:38] [SONG] ---
It'll come after you
with the sound of "ku ku ku."
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Kuu kkukuu tto ashioto tateru
[22:41] [SONG] ---
(Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
(Kuuuu kku kku kku)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Spiralling viruses, spring at me if you dare.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Uzumaku uirusu Kakatte koi yo
[22:48] [SONG] ---
I’m gloomy and depressing?
Oh, leave me alone.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Nekura de inshitsu? Ooki na osewa
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Kuuuu kku kku)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Major Kululu! (Sheesh.)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Kululu Souchou, kansei da ze~!!! (Chi)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It’s a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
It's Momoka!
Spring is the season of love.
[23:10] ---
I guess you could say summer,
fall and winter
[23:12] ---
are also seasons of love.
[23:15] ---
Yeah, seasons don't matter.
I'm always ready for it!
[23:19] ---
I hope it happens...
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things.
The next episode is for you lazy people.
[23:23] ---
"Keroro Platoon: Mission on a
Fine Spring Day, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Fuyuki: Resident Idle
Rescue Mission, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E48 - Keroro Platoon: Mission on a Fine Spring Day, Sir! / Fuyuki: Resident Idle Rescue Mission, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:08] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:33] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Spring
SIGN March
[01:32] ---
It's spring. It's March.
[01:35] ---
Free from the harsh and bitter cold of winter,
[01:37] ---
it's the season for all living things to awaken.
[01:42] ---
But on the other hand...
[01:47] ---
Fuyuki. There's a special on UFOs
tonight at eight o'clock.
[01:51] ---
You're gonna watch it, right?
[01:54] ---
Huh?
[01:56] ---
Nah, that's okay.
[01:59] ---
I'm sure it's stuff I've seen before.
[02:02] ---
I'm just so sleepy...
[02:04] ---
I already slept for twelve hours,
yet I still wanna sleep some more.
[02:10] ---
Better get back to sleep. Good night.
[02:16] ---
Hey, Fuyuki! What's the matter with you?
[02:23] ---
Keroro Platoon: Mission on a
Fine Spring Day, Sir!
[02:29] ---
Fuyuki. Wait right there.
[02:31] ---
Hm?
[02:33] ---
Huh?
[02:35] ---
What is it, Mom?
[02:43] ---
M-Mom! Cut it out,
I can't breathe! C'mon, let go!
[02:49] ---
So? Are you awake now?
[02:51] ---
Huh? Yeah...
[02:53] ---
Th-That was...
[02:55] ---
Mom Aki's amazing technique,
the Special Hug Filled With Love.
[02:59] ---
Why do I feel jealous?
[03:01] ---
Thanks a lot, Mom.
[03:03] ---
It feels like the haze has been
lifted from my mind.
[03:08] ---
Yes?
[03:09] ---
Oh, Nishizawa-san. What?
You discovered a new mystery spot?
[03:14] ---
Yeah, sure. Let's go.
[03:16] ---
That was so effective.
[03:18] ---
We all tend to slack off and
get really lazy this time of year.
[03:24] ---
Because it's spring?
[03:26] ---
So that stupid frog who
always slacks off must think
[03:29] ---
it's spring year-round.
[03:35] ---
It's spring year-round...?
For me...? Always slacking off...
[03:41] ---
But, ma'am...
[03:47] ---
That's so mean!
[03:49] ---
How can she say that when,
every day, I'm always...
SIGN Working diligently
[03:51] ---
Assembling Gundam models.
SIGN Crunch crunch
[03:52] ---
Watching TV.
SIGN Click click
SIGN Weekly
Zakrello
[03:53] ---
Surfing the net.
SIGN Ha ha ha
SIGN Monthly Alpha
[03:54] ---
Reading comic books.
SIGN Working diligently
[03:56] ---
Assembling Gundam models.
SIGN Working diligently
[03:57] ---
And assembling Gundam models.
[03:58] ---
I do so much!
SIGN No room for sympathy
[04:00] ---
Well, can you blame her for saying that?
[04:05] ---
W-What's this?
[04:07] ---
The warm spring weather...
[04:10] ---
The totally lazy spirit...
Lazy... Slacking off...
[04:28] ---
How's it going, Sergeant Major Kululu?
[04:32] ---
It's going well.
[04:39] ---
Checkmate King Two, this is Giroro.
This is Giroro. Come in, HQ.
[04:44] ---
This is HQ. What is it?
[04:46] ---
I've been at this for eight hours.
[04:48] ---
How much longer do I have to continue this?
[04:52] ---
I'd say about ten more.
[04:58] ---
Mr. Sergeant. This is hard.
I'm exhausted. I'm bored.
[05:03] ---
Stop whining. Keep at it. If you're a man,
you've gotta hang in there.
[05:09] ---
Oh nooooo...
[05:12] ---
What do you think you're doing?!
[05:14] ---
Uncle, it's no use.
[05:16] ---
The penguins are unmotivated,
and they don't want to be interviewed.
[05:21] ---
That's exactly the point, Lady Mois.
[05:24] ---
That lack of motivation
is the key to this operation.
[05:32] ---
Whoa. The Kero Gauge just went up.
[05:37] ---
It's accumulating everyone's
useless and lazy energy.
[05:40] ---
It shall be complete soon.
[05:43] ---
By spreading this energy around the world,
all Pekoponians will become lazy.
SIGN New on
market
SIGN 20% off on
Banrise model kits
SIGN Oku-Tokyo Worker: Spring Edition 2005 New Programs Z Gangal
[05:50] ---
It's no good...
[05:52] ---
I don't even have the energy
to scold that stupid frog anymore...
[05:55] ---
Lady Natsumi?
But I'm full of energy, ma'am.
[05:59] ---
Sarge... You work hard every single day
making Gundam models...
[06:04] ---
You're such a hard worker...
[06:06] ---
Oh, don't stop flattering me!
[06:08] ---
So, as you can see!
SIGN Relatively Speaking Kingdom, Mystery, Wisdom, Dream, Thought
[06:09] ---
Relatively speaking.
SIGN Comparatively Speaking
[06:11] ---
And comparatively speaking...
SIGN Prince, Emperor, Adoration, Mighty Warrior, Fine, Monarch, Intelligent, Hard working, Loyalty, Yin and Yang Why are the Keronians hard-working?
[06:12] ---
It's inevitable that Keronians
will be viewed as hard workers.
[06:16] ---
That's no good...
[06:17] ---
Right. All Pekoponians
will end up being no good.
[06:20] ---
Huh? Why not?
[06:22] ---
The Kero Gauge isn't rising at all.
[06:24] ---
We need a little push. It's missing something.
[06:29] ---
But we've come this far.
[06:30] ---
What shall we do?
[06:32] ---
This is Tamama! I cannot do this anymore!
[06:38] ---
Whoa! The gauge!
[06:41] ---
No matter what I ask, I can't
get a decent answer out of them.
[06:46] ---
Can I come back now?
[06:49] ---
The gauge.
[06:50] ---
I have never been the type
to just stay put and do nothing.
[06:54] ---
I'm fed up with this. I quit.
[06:58] ---
This is great!
[06:59] ---
Just a little more. Just a little bit more.
[07:03] ---
No more.
[07:04] ---
Another of your ridiculous plans.
[07:06] ---
Or, like, workers striking?
[07:29] ---
Useless and lazy energy
is now at infinity level.
[07:32] ---
Can this be the manifestation
of useless and lazy energy?
[07:37] ---
It's finally complete.
[07:42] ---
Now we'll do a final test using a specimen.
[07:46] ---
Tests are great. I'm sure
it'll be a success. Yahoo.
[07:50] ---
So, who will be the guinea pig?
[07:54] ---
We have prepared
[07:55] ---
the perfect specimen to
be tested for this experiment.
[08:02] ---
Being tied up like this
reminds me of the time
[08:05] ---
I fell into the hands of some aliens
from another dimension!
[08:10] ---
His brain emits unnecessarily strong motivation.
[08:13] ---
A specimen of this caliber
should be given a number.
[08:16] ---
Okay, 556. From now on, you are Specimen Five-Hundred Fifty Six.
[08:22] ---
I don't know what that means,
but I appreciate the gesture!
[08:24] ---
My brother... He seems so happy!
[08:28] ---
Okay. Start the experiment, sir.
[08:30] ---
Roger.
[08:35] ---
This is... This is...!
SIGN Gerogerogero...
[08:40] ---
When we speak of spring,
we think of the third month.
[08:43] ---
The third month is March.
[08:45] ---
I will name it Kerotto March Energy.
[08:47] ---
And this is the moment it's unveiled.
[08:50] ---
The test finished while you were talking.
[08:51] ---
So fast!
[08:54] ---
So 556 should now have changed
into a hopelessly unmotivated man.
[09:00] ---
So how is it? How do you feel, 556?!
[09:09] ---
What's wrong?! You're a boy,
aren't you?! Don't waste your time!
[09:13] ---
So when does this experiment of yours begin?!
[09:17] ---
What's going on?
[09:19] ---
He hasn't changed one bit.
[09:21] ---
Or, like, boundless vigor?
[09:23] ---
Of course.
[09:24] ---
We'd better recall the specimen
and find out what went wrong here.
SIGN Disappointed
[09:39] ---
It was a total flop.
[09:40] ---
Brother!
[09:41] ---
Huh?
[09:43] ---
Lady Lavie. What's the matter?
[09:46] ---
I've never seen my
brother look so drained...
[09:50] ---
What?
[09:57] ---
Somehow... I feel like...
all my energy... is gone!
[10:00] ---
What's more... I feel so sleepy!
[10:03] ---
It can't be... So it worked?
[10:06] ---
But he looks the same from the outside.
[10:09] ---
We overlooked an important detail.
[10:12] ---
The only person who can tell the
slight differences in 556's expressions
[10:15] ---
is his little sister, Lady Lavie.
[10:18] ---
Then that means...
[10:19] ---
The experiment... was a huge success, sir!
[10:23] ---
Good. Then let's get on with it right away.
[10:25] ---
Let's use the Kerotto March Energy.
[10:27] ---
On all the Pekoponians.
[10:34] ---
What's the problem now?
[10:36] ---
Suddenly... I don't feel like
making the effort...
[10:40] ---
I feel so tired...
[10:42] ---
Corporal Giroro? Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[10:47] ---
Because we let the
specimen out carelessly,
[10:50] ---
the energy has...
[10:52] ---
Gee, I'm too tired to explain...
[10:55] ---
Kululu!
[10:56] ---
Or, like... ummm...
chicken... skew... ers...?
[11:03] ---
Lady Mois!
[11:04] ---
My brother... Look how much he's changed...
[11:06] ---
Lady Lavie? E-Everybody!
But this is only the beginning!
[11:10] ---
With the Kerotto March Energy,
[11:11] ---
we'll be able to conquer
Pekopon completely. Hey!
[11:16] ---
I'm sleepy! I'm starting to get sleepier!
That's why... I'll sleep!
[11:20] ---
Goodnight!
[11:21] ---
Everybody!
[11:25] ---
Oh well, it's almost time
for a commercial, isn't it?
[11:28] ---
I don't feel like telling a joke. Bye.
[11:33] ---
Hey, wait. Don't you fall asleep!
What about the show?
[11:38] ---
Uh... Well... As you can see,
the Keroro Platoon is hopeless as ever.
[11:44] ---
What will happen to our planet,
and to the Keroro Platoon?
[11:48] ---
Hey! Don't go to sleep, guys!
Wake up!!
[12:01] ---
Priest 01 calling home base.
[12:03] ---
This is home base. What's the situation there?
[12:07] ---
Inner-Tokyo is covered in
a mysterious fog right now.
[12:10] ---
Ground conditions unknown.
[12:13] ---
Priest 01. What's wrong?
[12:17] ---
This is Priest 01...
[12:18] ---
I'm tired, and will be ending
my mission right now.
[12:22] ---
Yeah... we're done.
[12:22] ---
H-Hey. What do you mean,
we're done? Are you serious?
[12:27] ---
Because Sergeant Keroro spread
the Kerotto March Energy all over...
[12:31] ---
...it looks like the whole town
is at a standstill.
SIGN South 51 Kissho Academy
[12:35] ---
I feel sleepy myself...
SIGN Final Exam Mathematics
[12:37] ---
Whatever... goodnight...
[12:46] ---
Fuyuki: Resident Idle
Rescue Mission, Sir!
[12:52] ---
Nishizawa-san. Nishizawa-san!
Pull yourself together.
[12:57] ---
I'm sorry... I'm just suddenly so sleepy...
[13:01] ---
Hey, whaddaya think you're doing?
This is the perfect chance.
[13:05] ---
I know that... But my body feels so weak...
[13:09] ---
What is it?
[13:12] ---
Dororo Ninja Art: Whirlwind!
[13:15] ---
Dororo!
[13:16] ---
Fuyuki-dono. I'm glad you're okay.
[13:18] ---
What's going on here, anyway?
[13:20] ---
We were here to explore a new mystery spot,
[13:23] ---
but as soon as Nishizawa-san
touched that pink fog, she suddenly...
[13:27] ---
Then it is true that the pink fog
is responsible for all this.
[13:30] ---
How come you're not affected?
[13:32] ---
I am a member of the Special Forces.
[13:34] ---
Therefore, I am able to operate
under all kinds of conditions.
[13:38] ---
Can this be...?
[13:42] ---
The misty substance that originated
from Inner-Tokyo continues to spread.
[13:47] ---
The safety of the residents,
whose communication has been cut off,
[13:49] ---
is now becoming a concern.
[13:52] ---
The government has given top priority
to containing the crisis.
[13:55] ---
Emergency. Emergency.
[13:57] ---
Isolation gates have been
completely locked down.
[14:00] ---
It is dangerous to enter.
[14:01] ---
I had a feeling the pink fog
would be leaking out of here...
[14:05] ---
You mean this was the act of
the sergeant and the others?
[14:08] ---
I am not sure yet.
[14:10] ---
At any rate, you should wait for me here.
[14:12] ---
As long as you have that
protective gear on, you should be safe.
[14:15] ---
No. I'm going with you.
[14:18] ---
Nishizawa-san and all the other people
in this town are in grave danger.
[14:21] ---
How can I stay put
in a safe location by myself?
[14:24] ---
I understand. Then let us depart.
[14:30] ---
What is this?
[14:32] ---
The fog in here is three times thicker
than the fog leaking outside.
[14:35] ---
I hope the sergeant is okay.
[14:41] ---
Or, like... Or, like...
[14:46] ---
Dizzy wizzy... Dizzy wizzy
as a drunken butterfly...
[14:51] ---
Mois-chan!
[14:52] ---
I'm major tired... or, like...
[14:55] ---
deep-fried... chicken meal...?
[14:57] ---
Pull yourself together, Mois-chan!
[14:59] ---
Dororo?
SIGN One day in March. Uncle has come up with a wonderful energy plan. If this can be implemented, then conquering Pekopon will be a breeze. Or, like, serene lifestyle? Wonderful energy?
[15:01] ---
This looks like... Mois-chan's diary...
[15:03] ---
"One day in March.
[15:05] ---
Uncle has come up with
a wonderful energy plan.
[15:08] ---
If this can be implemented,
[15:10] ---
then conquering Pekopon will be a breeze.
[15:13] ---
Or, like, serene lifestyle?
[15:15] ---
Wonderful energy?"
[15:23] ---
Giroro-kun...
[15:28] ---
"One day in March. Although
I got very angry at Keroro,
[15:31] ---
it seems that the
experiment was a big success.
[15:35] ---
This could actually work.
[15:36] ---
But for some reason, I feel so tired...
[15:39] ---
Tired... Tired... Tire toss game..."
SIGN Tire toss game
[15:44] ---
So this pink fog must be an energy
that makes everyone feel lethargic.
[15:49] ---
And it continues to spread
rapidly to the outside world.
[15:53] ---
Then that means...
[15:55] ---
The ecosystem will be destroyed.
[15:57] ---
This will make it impossible
for species to continue existing.
[15:59] ---
All plants will lose the energy
to carry on photosynthesis.
[16:02] ---
And this will eliminate even
the oxygen on this planet.
[16:07] ---
We've got to stop the
release of this energy right now.
[16:09] ---
Yeah.
[16:14] ---
Tamama!
[16:15] ---
I am so hungry...
But I am too lazy to eat...
[16:23] ---
Somebody, please feed me some snacks!
[16:26] ---
Pull yourself together, Tamama.
[16:28] ---
Master Fuyuki! His diary...
SIGN One day in March The end
[16:32] ---
Looks like the level of laziness is going up.
[16:38] ---
Kululu!
[16:40] ---
Is that...?
SIGN Keroro, aim for the ace!
[16:43] ---
Keroro, aim for the ace!
[16:46] ---
That does not even make sense.
[16:49] ---
He's still conscious.
[16:51] ---
Hang in there, Kululu.
[16:54] ---
Everything lies... beyond Heaven's Door...
[16:59] ---
Heaven's Door?
[17:01] ---
Dororo.
[17:02] ---
Fuyuki-dono! It's over here.
[17:05] ---
You mean behind that door
is the source of all this energy?
[17:18] ---
*Kero kero kero...
[17:26] ---
A song?
[17:27] ---
Songs are nice.
[17:29] ---
They're the highest achievement
of the Pekoponian culture.
[17:33] ---
Don't you agree, Hinata Fuyuki-kun?
[17:37] ---
Sarge!
[17:38] ---
Now that we're all here,
let's all be hopeless together...
[17:57] ---
What's that?!
[17:58] ---
The blood pattern is blue!
That must be the core of this energy.
[18:03] ---
But it's in the shape of a human?
[18:05] ---
The over-charged energy must've
developed its own consciousness,
[18:08] ---
and evolved into its present form.
[18:11] ---
I think I must be the fourth one...
[18:13] ---
Huh?
[18:15] ---
After all, I'm not your puppet.
[18:19] ---
I have no idea what you're talking about...
[18:22] ---
Now, I'll strike all living things
with my March Impact, so that
[18:28] ---
they may live in peace under the guise
of uselessness and laziness.
[18:32] ---
March Impact?
[18:34] ---
This is turning into something way bigger.
SIGN Warning Oh Crap Gonna Die Run Run Run Run
[18:39] ---
Warning. Warning. Energy
has breached the critical point.
[18:44] ---
March Impact will be set
off in exactly 30 seconds.
[18:44] ---
If we don't do something,
we'll all be useless. What can we do?
[18:49] ---
There must be an emergency
control device somewhere.
[18:53] ---
A control device...
[18:54] ---
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
[19:00] ---
There it is!
[19:01] ---
I won't let anyone interfere.
[19:08] ---
Dororo. Boxing... It's very amusing...
[19:12] ---
Snacks, snacks.
[19:14] ---
Or, like, mapo tofu...?
[19:18] ---
It's useless... Everything is...
[19:21] ---
Everyone, get out of my way.
[19:25] ---
What? It's too much trouble.
[19:27] ---
I don't feel like moving...
[19:29] ---
Very amusing... amusing...
[19:32] ---
Then I'll have to do it!
[19:36] ---
Fuyuki-dono!
SIGN This ol' man's a goner
[19:47] ---
Fuyuki-dono. You can do it.
[19:49] ---
Don't worry...
[19:51] ---
If we all become hopeless together,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
[20:00] ---
I can see the future.
[20:12] ---
It can't be...
[20:17] ---
Even if I die, I can be replaced.
[20:39] ---
I see...
[20:41] ---
Fuyuki-dono had already indulged in the
sleepiness of spring and became immune.
[20:46] ---
That's why he wasn't affected at all
by the Kerotto March Energy.
[20:50] ---
Fuyuki sure saved the day this time.
[20:51] ---
That's true.
[20:54] ---
I apologize for being totally hopeless.
[20:57] ---
Or, like, humbly sorry?
[20:59] ---
And my brother is now back
to his usual enthusiastic self.
[21:03] ---
I tell you.
[21:05] ---
The stupid frog and the others
had better reflect on their conduct.
SIGN Reflection
[21:09] ---
I'm sorry...
[21:10] ---
Hey, don't slack off!
[21:12] ---
Come on. Next, you have to
clean the yard. Then do the laundry.
[21:15] ---
Organize the closet. Then there are
a lot more chores waiting for you!
[21:19] ---
Hi. I'm the narrator.
Thanks to Fuyuki-kun, I'm awake now.
[21:25] ---
To all viewers,
[21:26] ---
don't slack off just because it's a
comfy spring day. Work hard, okay?
[21:30] ---
Hard workers are the best, after all!
[21:32] ---
You're one to talk!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
Are you ready?
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu...
Youi wa ii kai!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
This is the Kululu drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kululu no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
My headphones are top-of-the-line.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Ore-sama no heddofon wa chouichiryuu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
If you stop here, it looks like
the back of my head. (Ku ku ku ku!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Koko de owareba ushiro sugata (Ku~kkukku)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
In the right disk, there's dangerous data.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Migi no disuku nya kiken na deeta
[22:04] [SONG] ---
In the left disk are my
favorite movies. (Wanna see 'em?)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hidari no disuku nya
hizou no muubii (Mitai~?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I can read any kind of data.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Donna deeta mo yomitoru ze
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Ridiculous!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
"Kudaran!"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Things go up or down
based on how I feel.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kibun shidai de ukishizumi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
(Don't talk to me casually.)
[22:16] [SONG] ---
(Kigaru ni hanashikake'n na yo)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
He always does things his way, sir!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
"Mai peesu na yatsu de arimasu..."
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I may be crooked, but
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Heso no magatta ore-sama wa
[22:23] [SONG] ---
I've been this way since I was small.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
chiisai koro kara hinekurete
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Even as a grownup,
I'm still crooked. (Ku ku ku!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Otona ni natte mo hinekuretee (kukku)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
I can't deal with people who are
straightforward with their feelings.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Massugu na kimochi wa nigate da ze
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Be careful of spam mail.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Meiwaku meeru nya ki o tsuke naa
[22:39] [SONG] ---
It'll come after you
with the sound of "ku ku ku."
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Kuu kkukuu tto ashioto tateru
[22:42] [SONG] ---
(Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
(Kuuuu kku kku kku)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Spiralling viruses, spring at me if you dare.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Uzumaku uirusu Kakatte koi yo
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Nekura de inshitsu? Ooki na osewa
[22:48] [SONG] ---
I’m gloomy and depressing?
Oh, leave me alone.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Kuuuu kku kku)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Kululu Souchou, kansei da ze~!!! (Chi)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Major Kululu! (Sheesh.)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It’s a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:07] ---
This is Mois. We're now in a season
where the sunshine feels great.
[23:11] ---
But it's only because we have the
cold winter that we appreciate spring.
[23:14] ---
Right, Uncle?
[23:16] ---
Or, like, passing seasons? Nature's beauty?
Special outings? Blueprint photos?
[23:20] ---
Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
In the next episode,
we teach you how to succeed in life.
[23:23] ---
"Kululu: How to Succeed
in the Universe, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
Operation Pinnacle, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
Two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
E49 - Kululu: How to Succeed in the Universe, Sir! / Momoka: W(hite)-Day:Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
On this day, something unbelievable
happened in the Hinata household.
[01:36] ---
Oh, no. The laundry will be ruined!
[01:46] ---
Kululu. Is that...?
[01:47] ---
Oh, this? I just happened to see it out there,
so I couldn't resist.
[01:56] ---
Well, I only did it on a whim.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[02:01] ---
W-Why would... Kululu...?!
[02:07] ---
Oh, man... Where could it possibly be?
[02:10] ---
The Truth about the Roswell
UFO Incident. Did I throw it away?
SIGN The Truth about the
Roswell UFO Incident
[02:14] ---
Are you, by any chance,
looking for this book?
[02:17] ---
Yes. That's the one.
[02:19] ---
I just happened to see Natsumi throw it away.
[02:22] ---
So I picked it up for you.
[02:24] ---
Oh, thank you.
[02:25] ---
But... I guess... you probably
want something in return, right?
[02:30] ---
Not really.
[02:30] ---
Huh?!
[02:31] ---
I just did it on a whim.
[02:35] ---
W-Why would... Kululu...?!
[02:41] ---
Kululu: How to Succeed
in the Universe, Sir!
SIGN Budget
[02:48] ---
We have no budget.
[02:49] ---
We have no ideas.
SIGN Ideas (Plans)
SIGN Military force
[02:51] ---
We have no military force.
[02:52] ---
Yet we're invaders? Don't make me laugh!
[02:56] ---
What's the point? It's all your fault.
[02:57] ---
What we don't have is your motivation!
[02:59] ---
Stop wasting time and money on Gundam models!
[03:01] ---
Lately I've been holding back,
and only bought a few!
SIGN Keroro Platoon
Invasion of Earth
[03:04] ---
They're just bigger and more expensive!
[03:07] ---
Oh, boy. Here we go again.
[03:10] ---
Just call me when you two
decide on a policy, okay?
[03:13] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
you think you can just sit out again?
[03:16] ---
Munching snacks while
watching from your ivory tower, huh?
[03:18] ---
You do nothing,
[03:19] ---
yet you sure know how to criticize,
don't you, soldier?
[03:21] ---
The nerve... Who do you think you are?
SIGN Snap
[03:24] ---
Snap...
[03:25] ---
What did you say? Tamama Impact!
[03:30] ---
Yeah, bring it on!
[03:37] ---
Uncle, please stop!
Or, like, lawless district?!
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[03:41] ---
Huh?
[03:42] ---
Clumsy and awkward.
[03:45] ---
What?
[03:45] ---
Can't you live more intelligently?
[03:49] ---
Don't you know what they call savoir-faire?
SIGN Savoir-faire
[03:52] ---
"Savoir-faire."
[03:53] ---
It means knowing how to succeed in life.
[03:57] ---
Is Kululu around?
[03:58] ---
What do you want?
[03:59] ---
Thanks again for what you did earlier.
SIGN This is a Space Alien!!
[04:02] ---
To thank you, I brought you
this book that I recommend.
[04:05] ---
Well, I guess I'll check it
out sometime when I'm bored.
[04:09] ---
I've gotta go. You're better
than I thought, Kululu.
[04:12] ---
I'm flabbergasted.
[04:15] ---
W-Why are you so chummy with him?
Why does he think so highly of you?
[04:21] ---
I'm sure he just used some
outlandish invention or weird waves.
[04:25] ---
I'm coming in.
[04:27] ---
Natsumi. W-What do you want?
[04:29] ---
I don't want anything from you.
SIGN Shock
[04:31] ---
Kululu? Where are you?
[04:33] ---
I'm over here.
[04:35] ---
Thanks for your help earlier.
Just a little something to thank you.
[04:39] ---
What the heck is this?
[04:40] ---
Homemade cookies made
from all-natural ingredients.
[04:42] ---
They're good for you.
[04:44] ---
Hey, hey, what's with the spiral shape?
[04:46] ---
Well, I guess I can eat them for your sake.
[04:49] ---
What kind of bull is that? Well,
I guess it's to be expected from you.
SIGN Shock
[04:54] ---
Anyway, thank you, Kululu.
You're better than I thought.
SIGN Shock
[04:59] ---
What's going on here?
[05:00] ---
I... I do not believe it!
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[05:05] ---
What on Earth did you do, Kululu-senpai?!
[05:08] ---
Teach us, O great magician.
[05:11] ---
Shine your light on our pathetic selves!
[05:13] ---
How can I refuse?
Okay, I'll tell you one thing:
[05:17] ---
"Do something you normally
wouldn't." That's it.
[05:25] ---
Just by doing one thing
that he normally would not do,
[05:28] ---
Fukki and Natchi became putty in his hands.
[05:30] ---
That seems hard to believe, but...
[05:34] ---
Tamama-sama! Excuse us!
[05:47] ---
The Nishizawa Maid Team, at your service!
[05:50] ---
Thank you, as always, for all your hard work!
[05:53] ---
I know!
[05:55] ---
Excuse me, maids.
[05:56] ---
Yes?
[05:57] ---
I will do all the cleaning today.
[06:00] ---
What?!
[06:01] ---
I will wipe up my own sweat and blood.
SIGN Clench
[06:07] ---
Here I go!
[06:08] ---
That's wonderful, Tamama-sama!
[06:10] ---
You're even cuter than ever.
[06:12] ---
This feels so great.
SIGN Aw! Aw! Aw! Aww!
[06:15] ---
Oh... Tama-chan!
[06:16] ---
Momoka-sama!
[06:18] ---
Tamama-sama here insisted
that he clean up the house today.
[06:21] ---
How gracious of you, Tama-chan.
SIGN Pet pet
[06:24] ---
As a reward, here are
some soon-to-be-in-store sweets
[06:27] ---
currently being developed
at Nishizawa Confectionary.
[06:30] ---
Yay!
[06:32] ---
One piece costs 241,500 yen.
[06:34] ---
It's real yummy. It touches my heart.
[06:39] ---
What?!
[06:40] ---
I only did something
I normally wouldn't do,
[06:42] ---
but the result was incredible.
You should try, Mr. Sergeant.
[06:47] ---
Gotta do something I wouldn't
normally do right away, sir!
[06:52] ---
Well, I'm going to make a plastic model.
[06:55] ---
But this time, I'm making
something I usually don't. A castle.
SIGN Kumamoto Castle Classic Japanese Castles Series (3)
[06:59] ---
Not just any old castle, but Kumamoto Castle.
[07:03] ---
Whaddaya think?
Whaddaya think? Master Fuyuki!
[07:06] ---
Oh, yeah? Good luck.
[07:08] ---
But this isn't what I normally do, sir.
[07:11] ---
Yeah, I guess not.
[07:12] ---
Gero!
[07:13] ---
This is not what I was told.
In that case, I'll try this!
SIGN Exclusively for Captain Geroro
[07:16] ---
My videotape used exclusively
to record Captain Geroro.
SIGN Video 1
[07:19] ---
I set the timer for the show.
I'll check to see if it's been recorded.
[07:25] ---
6-4 Kaku.
[07:26] ---
Gero!
[07:26] ---
Oh, no. I've never done this before!
[07:29] ---
I set the wrong time on the VCR
and recorded something else, sir!
[07:33] ---
Glance...
SIGN Glance
[07:33] ---
I'm sure the DVD will be out soon.
[07:36] ---
No way! I did that on purpose for nothing?
SIGN No way
[07:40] ---
Then how about this?
[07:42] ---
I'll fold the toilet paper end to
form a neat little triangle.
SIGN Small and compact
[07:45] ---
Oh... But since I don't normally do this,
it's much harder than I thought, sir.
[07:50] ---
What are you wasting all that paper for?
[07:52] ---
Get out! I wanna use the bathroom!
[07:55] ---
In that case...
[07:57] ---
A purse.
SIGN Purse
[07:59] ---
Something I never do. I'm going shopping
[08:01] ---
without using my anti-barrier, ma'am.
[08:03] ---
In your dreams.
[08:05] ---
You haven't finished
cleaning the toilet yet.
[08:08] ---
Folding the paper into a triangle won't
fool me into thinking you're done.
[08:14] ---
I can't believe this... Why...?!
[08:17] ---
I'm working so hard doing all
these things I don't normally do.
[08:22] ---
Yet I'm finding absolutely no happiness.
[08:24] ---
Something I don't normally do...
What else is there?
[08:27] ---
Think... Come on, think.
[08:30] ---
Something I don't normally do...
SIGN Gerori
[08:40] ---
What else but invading Pekopon?!
[08:43] ---
Sergeant Keroro finally seems
hell-bent on conquering Earth.
[08:46] ---
Will Earth finally fall into
the evil hands of the invaders?
SIGN Gerogerogero...
[09:00] ---
Um... is there a problem?
[09:03] ---
How am I supposed to use this?
[09:07] ---
You sure are pathetic.
[09:09] ---
Oh. Let's start by pushing this button.
It seems pretty self-explanatory, sir.
SIGN Are you really going to push it? Are you sure you won't regret it? Please reconsider!
[09:16] ---
There.
SIGN Oh, you pushed it!!
SIGN Danger This is bad You're terrible You've done it now!! Goodbye It's the end!!
[09:17] ---
Huh? Huh? What? What'd I do?
SIGN This is bad Oh man, danger You're terrible
SIGN You've done it now!! Goodbye Oh man, it's the end!! It's the end!! Danger
[09:20] ---
Uncle! Did you press that button over there?
[09:22] ---
Gero?
SIGN You've done it now!! Goodbye
[09:24] ---
Or, like, evil monster?
[09:27] ---
Huh? What?
[09:30] ---
Or, like, final weapon?
[09:44] ---
That light will bring destruction
to Pekopon. Koyuki-dono!
[09:48] ---
Okay!
[09:50] ---
Ready... go!
[09:55] ---
Dororo Ninja Art: Barrier.
[09:59] ---
Laser Reflection!
[10:09] ---
Oh, man. Who knew that button
was so dangerous?
[10:13] ---
Or, like, it was too much trouble
to read the manual, so...
[10:15] ---
You know, they're so
thick and all, it's a waste of...
[10:18] ---
It is true that you may
sometimes be praised
[10:19] ---
for doing something good
that you would normally not do.
[10:21] ---
However! You almost
destroyed Pekopon for that.
[10:26] ---
Dororo's eyes mean business!
[10:28] ---
He's quite scary when he gets angry.
[10:30] ---
Be quiet.
[10:34] ---
Ouch.
[10:35] ---
Ouch! Ouch!
[10:36] ---
I'm sorry!
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[10:36] ---
It's because you tried to
force yourself to do things
[10:38] ---
you normally wouldn't do.
[10:40] ---
W-What do you mean, sir?
[10:42] ---
This all started
[10:42] ---
because of what you did for
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki.
[10:45] ---
What're you talking about?
I don't recall doing anything for them.
[10:49] ---
Kululu!
[10:50] ---
What the heck did you do to the laundry?
[10:53] ---
Look what you did to my t-shirt!
[10:55] ---
The most important page
in this book has been ripped out!
[10:57] ---
How could you do that?
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[11:01] ---
Kululu!!
[11:03] ---
I thought something was up.
[11:04] ---
What are you gonna do about this t-shirt?
[11:06] ---
I never should've thanked you.
[11:08] ---
M-My glasses...
[11:12] ---
Hey, wasn't it supposed to be savoir-faire?
[11:15] ---
Jerk till the end.
That's the Kululu aesthetic.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku...
(Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[11:23] ---
Something I wouldn't normally do...
Something different...
SIGN Heart and Clover
[11:32] ---
W-Who's that?
[11:36] ---
H-Hi, Natsumi. L-L-Let's have
some tea together for a change.
[11:51] ---
March 14th is White Day.
[11:57] ---
Nishizawa-san, this is a gift to thank you
for Valentine's Day. Thank you.
[12:05] ---
You finally did it, milady Momoka.
[12:09] ---
Yes. Now all that's left is for him
to declare his love for me.
[12:12] ---
Just leave everything to me.
[12:15] ---
I'll prepare the perfect setting
for his declaration of love.
SIGN Clench
[12:19] ---
Is this a new plan?
[12:22] ---
So far, all the plans that
we've come up with have turned out...
SIGN Throbbing Heart Tour Plan (5 billion yen)
Love Escape Plan (12.6 billion yen)
Lovey Dovey Hot Springs Plan (15 billion yen) Surprise at the Cabin Plan (24 billion yen)
2/14 Victory Plan (2.5 billion yen)
Paul's Miracle Plan...
[12:25] ---
True. I'm afraid none of them
have been successful.
[12:28] ---
But... I have the perfect plan this time.
SIGN Squeeze
[12:34] ---
Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
[12:40] ---
This time, we'll use the
Nishizawa super-computer to create
[12:43] ---
a perfect simulation of the plan
before we set it in motion.
[12:48] ---
Simulation?
[12:49] ---
I suppose we could call it a "rehearsal."
[12:52] ---
I think it would be easier if
I demonstrated what I mean.
[12:56] ---
A Nishizawa Group invention:
the Super Virtual Simulator.
[13:15] ---
What's this place?
[13:18] ---
You're in a perfect replica of the
city outside, created by the Simulator.
[13:22] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[13:24] ---
Uh... Fuyuki-kun.
[13:26] ---
And that is a virtual copy of Master Fuyuki.
[13:29] ---
What's up? Where are you off to today?
[13:31] ---
Uh...
[13:32] ---
All types of data about Master Fuyuki
have been stored in this Simulator.
[13:37] ---
That means the virtual Master Fuyuki
[13:38] ---
will react in exactly the
same way as the real one.
[13:42] ---
Oh...
[13:43] ---
We shall now begin the
actual simulation process.
[13:49] ---
First, we have the "declaring
his love for you after he saves you
[13:52] ---
from getting harassed
by thugs" plan.
[13:55] ---
W-Will such a simple plan work?
[13:59] ---
Clichéd plans like these
are sometimes more effective.
SIGN Dramatization
[14:03] ---
By saving you from the thugs,
his brain will secrete adrenaline.
SIGN Secretion
[14:07] ---
That excitement will push him
to declare his love for you.
SIGN Declaration
[14:12] ---
I wonder if that could actually work.
[14:14] ---
That's why we will use
the Simulator to find out.
[14:18] ---
Hey, hey.
[14:19] ---
What's the big deal, acting all
lovey-dovey in broad daylight?!
[14:22] ---
You showing off or what?!
[14:24] ---
Let's see what Master Fuyuki will do.
[14:32] ---
Only one thing to do.
[14:34] ---
Fuyuki-kun?
[14:37] ---
Run for it!
[14:39] ---
Fuyuki-kun?
SIGN Traffic
Safety
Week
[14:40] ---
Officer!
[14:43] ---
Bad ending. Rank D.
[14:48] ---
That was a rather dismal turn of events.
[14:51] ---
But when you're being
harassed by scary people,
[14:54] ---
that's probably the right thing to do.
[14:56] ---
That is true.
[14:57] ---
How about getting attacked
by aliens, instead of humans?
[15:02] ---
That might work. When you
think of Fuyuki-kun, you think of aliens.
[15:05] ---
I'm sure if it were an alien,
he'd stand up to it on his own.
SIGN Dramatization
[15:10] ---
Get me a Hollywood special effects
make-up artist over here at once.
[15:13] ---
Oh, and an actor, as well.
I'll leave the casting to you.
[15:17] ---
George? He'll do fine.
[15:19] ---
Inputting data of Hollywood actor
George Nakata,
[15:22] ---
as well as the special effects alien.
[15:24] ---
So this time, it's a
simulation of an alien attack.
[15:30] ---
I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
[15:33] ---
I-It's an alien!
[15:35] ---
Huh?
[15:36] ---
Awesome! It's slimy!
[15:39] ---
I'm scared!
[15:40] ---
Don't worry, Nishizawa-san.
[15:41] ---
You can count on me when it comes to aliens.
SIGN Squeeze
[15:46] ---
This way!
[15:48] ---
And Fuyuki-kun runs away again.
SIGN Fuyuki runs away again (lol)
[15:50] ---
I'm pretty sure that type of alien
can't see in the dark.
[15:54] ---
If we can just go down into the sewer...
[15:56] ---
There's a manhole 500 meters ahead.
[15:58] ---
Darkness in an extreme situation.
[16:00] ---
It's the perfect situation
for his declaration of love.
[16:08] ---
Master Fuyuki. What's the matter, sir?
[16:12] ---
Master Fuyuki. That alien's got some
awesome special effects makeup on!
[16:17] ---
What? You mean this is
just special effects makeup?
[16:22] ---
Gero!
[16:23] ---
Why, if it isn't George Nakata!
I hear he may play the lead role
[16:27] ---
in the upcoming Hollywood film
Captain Geroro, the Movie!
[16:30] ---
Can I have an autograph?
[16:32] ---
Bad ending. Rank E.
[16:36] ---
What the hell is with these simulations?!
[16:39] ---
Every detail about Master Fuyuki
has been entered into the computer,
[16:43] ---
including the people around him,
cats, dogs, and even the aliens.
[16:47] ---
It seems Master Keroro is getting in the way.
[16:51] ---
We'll supply him with Gundam models
so he won't leave the house.
[16:55] ---
Purchase a Gundam model
factory immediately.
[16:58] ---
Have it produce knock-offs,
[16:59] ---
and make sure the designs
are similar, but not identical!
[17:03] ---
Data input complete.
[17:07] ---
Nishizawa-san, this way!
[17:10] ---
It worked!
[17:13] ---
Jealousy, jealousy...
[17:13] ---
Tama-chan?
[17:14] ---
Hey. What is up with you two?
[17:18] ---
Leave this to me!
[17:22] ---
Bad ending. Rank F.
[17:24] ---
Provide Master Tamama
with soon-to-be-in-store sweets,
[17:26] ---
and make sure
he doesn't leave his room.
[17:28] ---
Data input complete.
[17:32] ---
Nishizawa-san, this way!
SIGN White Day Liquidation Sale 50% Off
[17:39] ---
I wasn't able to give anything to
Natsumi yesterday for White Day.
[17:43] ---
Even though it's a day late,
I should still give her something.
[17:46] ---
But... there's no way I can buy anything
unless I deactivate my anti-barrier.
[17:51] ---
What the heck should I do?
[17:53] ---
It's a hostile alien! Stop right there!
[17:56] ---
Buy some White Day sweets
for Master Giroro.
[17:59] ---
Data input complete.
[18:03] ---
Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:09] ---
Fuyuki-dono is in grave danger!
[18:13] ---
Turn Master Dororo's trauma switch on.
[18:16] ---
Use that music box that
Master Keroro once broke.
[18:19] ---
What? It's at a premium
and is hard to get now?
[18:22] ---
I don't care how much it costs.
Buy one from a collector!
[18:25] ---
Data input complete.
[18:27] ---
Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:33] ---
I'm sure glad Mr. Yoshizaki
was able to finish his script early.
[18:38] ---
Fuyuki!
[18:43] ---
Buy Kadoyama Publishing and launch
Daily Captain Geroro Magazine.
[18:48] ---
Make Mr. Yoshizaki work harder!
[18:51] ---
Data input complete.
[18:53] ---
Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:58] ---
Wait. Let's go this way.
[18:59] ---
Why?!
[19:00] ---
Fill the gaps between the walls!
A public street? Who cares!
[19:04] ---
Buy it from the government if you have to.
[19:05] ---
Have them build a wall at once!
[19:07] ---
Clear every obstacle before the manhole!
[19:10] ---
Get rid of streets and houses
that'll get in the way.
[19:12] ---
Those school girls will have to go, too!
[19:15] ---
That pop idol's in the way, too.
[19:17] ---
Quit interviewing that
blonde celebrity over there!
[19:19] ---
Stop selling leftovers!
SIGN Instant
Dumplings
[19:21] ---
Stop yapping in the park!
[19:23] ---
Stop cutting class!
SIGN Hall Kaneko Hardware Fish Shop
[19:24] ---
That's in the way, too. That, too.
SIGN Shopping District
[19:26] ---
Everything, be gone!
SIGN Right Here
[19:31] ---
Over there!
[19:34] ---
We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
[19:37] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN Squeeze
[19:40] ---
It feels like we're the main characters
in a movie or something.
[19:44] ---
Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
[19:48] ---
N-Nishizawa-san...
[19:49] ---
Y-Yes?
[19:50] ---
Nishizawa-san... I...
[19:53] ---
Yes?
[19:54] ---
I...
[19:55] ---
Yes?
[19:56] ---
I...
[19:57] ---
Yes!
[20:05] ---
Happy ending! Rank S.
[20:07] ---
We finally did it, milady Momoka...
[20:10] ---
The last simulation was a perfect success.
[20:12] ---
All we have to do now is
make it happen in the real world!
[20:15] ---
Yes!
[20:18] ---
And finally, the real deal.
SIGN Right Here
[20:27] ---
Awesome! It's slimy!
[20:29] ---
I'm scared!
[20:31] ---
Nishizawa-san, this way!
[20:33] ---
It's going exactly the way we simulated it.
SIGN Clench
[20:37] ---
We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
[20:39] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN Squeeze
[20:42] ---
It feels like we're the main
characters in a movie or something.
[20:46] ---
Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
[20:50] ---
N-Nishizawa-san...
[20:51] ---
Y-Yes?
[20:53] ---
Nishizawa-san... I...
[20:55] ---
Yes?
[20:56] ---
I...
[20:57] ---
Yes.
[20:59] ---
Fuyuki-kun will finally declare
his true feelings for me.
[21:02] ---
I... Nishizawa-san, I...
[21:13] ---
Oh, man, I'm all wet now.
[21:18] ---
I'm so sorry. It's my
brother's fault. I'm sorry.
[21:22] ---
Just about everything was
entered into the super-computer,
[21:25] ---
but it was missing
Space Detective 556's data.
[21:30] ---
That man... Who was that?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro...
We shall begin!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Doro-doro-doro-doro Doro-doro-doro-doro...
Hajimeru de gozaru!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Doro-doro-doro-doro.
This is the Dororo drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Doro-doro-doro-doro
Dororo no ekaki uta!!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Er... haven't you forgotten someone?
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Ano~, hitori wasurecha imasen ka?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
I am just like Keroro up until the eyes.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Me made wa Keroro-kun to onaji de gozaru…
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Don't copy me, will you?
[21:58] [SONG] ---
"Mane sunna yo na~"
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Eat your meal with chopsticks.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gohan wa ohashi de tabemashou
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Using a spork is not proper etiquette.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Saki ware supuun wa jadou de gozaru
[22:07] [SONG] ---
What's wrong with using one?!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii jan betsu ni~"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Fuji is the tallest mountain in Japan.
(Hey, where's Dororo?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Fuji wa Nippon-ichi no yama
"Are, Dororo wa?"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Move stealthily, tip-toe, keep to the shadows.
(Dororo's not here!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Nuke ashi sashi ashi shinobi ashi
"Dororo inee jan"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
With a twisted headband tied about my head,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Nejiri hachimaki kiriri to shimete
[22:23] [SONG] ---
I was forced to do a lap leaping like a frog.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Kaeru tobi isshuu saserarete…
[22:26] [SONG] ---
What happened?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
"Doshita no?"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
I had a bitter experience with a persimmon
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Kaki ni mo tsurai omoide ga…
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Which turned on my trauma switch.
(Doro-doro-doro-doro...)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Torauma suicchi haitta
de gozaru (Dorodoro…)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
If there is trouble in the west,
misfortune in the east,
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Nishi no momegoto higashi no wazawai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
I shall be there,
using Ninja Art: Hurricane! (Toiya!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Ninpou "Hayate" de sanjou itasou! (Toiya!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
My shiny throwing star is for enforcing peace.
We are truly friends, are we not?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kagayaku shuriken heiwa no tame ni
Bokutachi honto ni tomodachi da yo ne
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Gero?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
"Gero?"
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Now it is complete!
It is Lance Corporal Dororo! (Nin!)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Dororo Heichou kansei degozaru!!! (Nin!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
Oh, thanks for all your support.
I'm the Narrator.
[23:10] ---
Looks like I'm not quite popular, after all.
[23:14] ---
I was dreaming of the day I'd see a
Narrator cell phone strap or plushie...
[23:19] ---
That aside, the next episode
[23:20] ---
is the danger that
strikes the Iron Lady Natsumi.
[23:22] ---
"Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior
of Earth, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
"Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?"
[23:29] ---
Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E50 - Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior of Earth, Sir! / Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
One day, on another uneventful day
like any other day... or so it seemed...
[01:38] ---
W-What's this?
[01:46] ---
I was just going through
some of my old stuff,
[01:48] ---
and found something that
brings back a lot of memories.
[01:51] ---
So I actually brought this along?
[01:54] ---
I forgot all about it.
[01:57] ---
So, the Pekoponians are a race that
must surrender to our will, yes, sir.
SIGN You Will See the Tears of Time
[02:02] ---
I have a question for Corporal Giroro.
[02:04] ---
Huh?
[02:05] ---
In some movies, we see soldiers
falling in love with native girls...
[02:10] ---
Hmph. Ridiculous.
[02:11] ---
But what if you come across some
attractive female enemy soldiers?
[02:16] ---
We're not going there for a picnic!
[02:19] ---
I don't care how attractive their girls are!
[02:21] ---
They'd better not stand in
the way of our mission!
[02:24] ---
Ugh...
[02:26] ---
That's what's expected of a true soldier.
[02:28] ---
I promise you this.
[02:29] ---
We'll take control of Planet Pekopon,
so you can all meet us there.
[02:34] ---
You said it, Giroro.
[02:36] ---
Good for you, Corporal.
[02:38] ---
That was... footage of the
press conference of the Keroro Platoon
[02:41] ---
before they left their planet, Keron.
[02:44] ---
Boy... did you really say those things then?
SIGN That's what he said...
[02:48] ---
That's right. The reason we're here
[02:51] ---
isn't to blend in with them.
We're here to fight them.
[03:00] ---
Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior
of Earth, Sir!
[03:07] ---
Huh?
[03:08] ---
Hm?
[03:09] ---
Keroro. We need to implement a
full-scale invasion of Pekopon right away.
[03:15] ---
What? What? I don't follow you...
[03:18] ---
It's already been a year since
we established our base here.
[03:22] ---
And yet, we haven't taken
control even within these four walls.
[03:26] ---
I sense a presence I haven't felt since...
[03:28] ---
Remember... the promise we
made the day before we left Keron?
[03:33] ---
Oh! Kero!
[03:35] ---
That day...
[03:36] ---
We were sent off with an
exhibition game of soccer that day.
[03:40] ---
Before we got into our spaceship,
we paraded in front of everyone.
[03:44] ---
I remember there was this girl
waving a red scarf at us.
[03:51] ---
I wonder who she was waving at...
[03:54] ---
We all can dream, can't we?
[03:57] ---
Or, like, manly romace?
SIGN Manly Romance
[04:00] ---
Forget it!
[04:01] ---
The first phase of our mission
is to gain control of this house!
SIGN First Phase
[04:06] ---
You're right, but in order to
control the Hinata household...
[04:12] ---
Why... you... stupid... frogs!
[04:15] ---
Gero...
[04:16] ---
Tama...
[04:17] ---
Kulu...
SIGN The devilish Natsumi!
[04:18] ---
She's their devil...
[04:21] ---
Giroro!
SIGN The angelic Natsumi ♥
[04:24] ---
She's his angel!
[04:27] ---
You won't fool me!
[04:30] ---
What's his problem...?
[04:32] ---
It's not worth arguing with him...
[04:35] ---
Well, shall we do our usual...?
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Girogirogiro...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
SIGN Kulukulukulu...
[04:44] ---
All right, men. We are about
to proceed with our operation.
[04:47] ---
Roger!
[04:50] ---
First of all...
[04:55] ---
...cut off all contact
with the outside world.
[05:04] ---
Nothing must get in the way
of our taking over the Hinata household.
[05:09] ---
Keroro-kun... Is he serious?
[05:12] ---
I've got to inform Koyuki-dono.
[05:21] ---
Dororo!
[05:23] ---
We've cut off all contact
with the outside world.
[05:25] ---
We're completely blocked off
by an electromagnetic barrier.
[05:29] ---
Such... regret...
[05:35] ---
Darn it... What's all the noise?
[05:39] ---
W-What is this?
[05:51] ---
What is this?
[05:53] ---
Wow! It's The Dialogue Between
Adamsky and a Venusian.
[05:57] ---
This is definitely a good read.
[06:00] ---
A very rare book on UFOs. That should
keep Master Fuyuki occupied all day.
[06:05] ---
And their mom is not here right now.
[06:07] ---
That leaves...
[06:08] ---
...just her.
[06:13] ---
Why, you...
[06:15] ---
...stupid frog! What's the meaning of this?
[06:18] ---
Oh, Natsumi-kun, don't you
know your time is over?
[06:21] ---
What did you say?
[06:23] ---
From now on, I'll be in charge
of this household.
[06:26] ---
And before long,
the whole of Pekopon, as well.
SIGN Total Supremacy
[06:29] ---
Total supremacy.
[06:31] ---
Oh...? So you think you can
defeat me if you gang up on me, huh?
[06:35] ---
N-Natchi's fighting strength is
increasing by leaps and bounds!
[06:40] ---
Don't lose your heads!
[06:41] ---
And click.
[07:01] ---
Pekoponian suit: Hinata Aki version!
SIGN Ultimate Weapon: Mother
[07:04] ---
Ultimate Weapon: Mother.
[07:07] ---
C'mon, Natsumi. Let's see if
you're a match for your own mother.
[07:16] ---
Ultimate Weapon: Mother had no effect.
[07:21] ---
Oh no...
[07:22] ---
No allowance for you, Natsumi!
[07:26] ---
No effect once again.
[07:27] ---
I... I won't take you to
the hot springs!
[07:32] ---
Absolutely no effect.
[07:33] ---
Ugh... no radio for you, young...
[07:39] ---
You want another round?
[07:42] ---
Stop right there. Surrender... or die.
[07:45] ---
Make your choice.
[07:48] ---
This is as it should be.
[07:55] ---
Gero!
[07:56] ---
Tama?
[07:57] ---
Giro!
[08:03] ---
Master Fuyuki! Check Lady Natsumi, hurry!
[08:05] ---
Huh?
[08:10] ---
40.2 degrees Celsius!
[08:11] ---
I-Is that bad?
[08:14] ---
That's way beyond "bad!"
[08:16] ---
She looked fine just a while ago,
[08:18] ---
and for her temperature to
suddenly shoot up like this...
[08:21] ---
It may not be just a cold.
[08:22] ---
What?!
[08:24] ---
It could be a matter of life or death.
[08:26] ---
We've got to call an ambulance.
[08:29] ---
Roger that, sir.
[08:30] ---
The phone...
[08:31] ---
We smashed it...
[08:35] ---
Who the heck said to break it?
[08:37] ---
You did.
[08:40] ---
Then I'll go out and get help right away.
[08:42] ---
Yeah! I'll go with you!
[08:45] ---
The electromagnetic barrier...
[08:47] ---
And while Natsumi was
knocking you silly,
[08:49] ---
the controller got damaged,
so I can't shut it down.
[08:52] ---
Who the heck ordered you to
put up an electromagnetic barrier?
[08:55] ---
It was me! Yeah, that's right! Me!
[08:57] ---
Kululu, c'mon, fix it, please...
[09:02] ---
Well, it'll take at least three days.
[09:06] ---
No way...
[09:07] ---
But what about Sis?
[09:10] ---
How convenient.
[09:11] ---
Huh?
[09:12] ---
That girl is the biggest thorn
in our plans to conquer Pekopon.
[09:16] ---
It's hilarious to see that
she's dying on her own.
[09:21] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[09:23] ---
How can you possibly say that
about Natsumi?
[09:25] ---
We're friends, aren't we?
Think of all we've shared this past year!
[09:42] ---
Giroro...
[09:45] ---
Ugh... Natsumi is an enemy. She's the enemy!
[09:50] ---
So, our first Pekopon prisoner to die...
[09:54] ---
Master Fuyuki.
[09:56] ---
I am requesting permission to look after her.
[10:00] ---
Sarge...
[10:01] ---
Fukki, you can't look
after her all by yourself.
[10:04] ---
It will be better if you let us help you!
[10:06] ---
Or, like, bedside nursing?
[10:08] ---
Guys... Thank you.
[10:13] ---
Hm?
[10:28] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[10:30] ---
This is nothing...
[10:34] ---
...compared to what Natsumi's going through.
[10:38] ---
Don't die, Natsumi!
[10:51] ---
And so, will Giroro be able
to save the woman he loves?
[10:56] ---
You'll find out soon, so stay tuned.
[11:08] ---
Corporal Giroro is headed for
the shop of an alien merchant
[11:13] ---
in order to get his hands on a cure-all.
[11:20] ---
The liver of a Space Cerberus?
[11:24] ---
Do you have one? Or don't you?
[11:27] ---
No, I don't.
[11:28] ---
Then we're done.
[11:29] ---
What I have isn't just the liver.
[11:32] ---
Huh?
[11:33] ---
You sure are lucky.
[11:36] ---
By chance, I have a live Space Cerberus,
back in my stockroom.
[11:40] ---
Please let me pay you on a 300 year loan.
[11:43] ---
I'm not asking for money.
[11:44] ---
Huh?
[11:45] ---
I just need you to do something for me.
[11:51] ---
Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?
[11:59] ---
What's that?
[12:00] ---
There was a minor accident, you see.
[12:02] ---
The cage that had held the
Space Cerberus got damaged.
[12:06] ---
In this stockroom, I keep some
of my most precious treasures,
[12:10] ---
such as the flower of eternal life
and a seed of the Big Bang.
[12:21] ---
If even one thing in there is damaged,
[12:24] ---
my business will suffer huge losses.
[12:28] ---
I beg you. Please take care of that beast.
[12:30] ---
You can have its liver for free.
[12:37] ---
There it is!
[13:06] ---
This isn't gonna be easy at all.
[13:09] ---
Hinata Natsumi.
[13:10] ---
Current temperature: 41.2 degrees.
[13:13] ---
Master Fuyuki. I brought more ice.
[13:17] ---
How is she?
[13:18] ---
Not good. She isn't getting better.
[13:23] ---
Mom...
[13:31] ---
How strange...
[13:33] ---
They're not answering the
phone at home, or their cell phones.
[13:37] ---
What could've happened to them?
[13:42] ---
That did not work, either. How can I fix it?
[13:46] ---
Hmm...
[13:51] ---
How dare you, a mere machine,
not cooperate with me?!
[13:53] ---
You want a piece of me, huh?!
SIGN Haaaaa
[13:55] ---
Haaaaa...
SIGN Instant Dumplings Are From
[13:57] ---
Instant Dumplings Are From...
SIGN Kumamoto Fist
[13:59] ---
...Kumamoto Fist!
[14:03] ---
Hey. That might've fixed it.
[14:05] ---
You are sending me out shopping?
[14:07] ---
That is right. Get back soon.
[14:14] ---
It is still there.
[14:53] ---
How pathetic. You call yourself a soldier?!
[15:03] ---
Take this!
[15:08] ---
Until I've saved Natsumi... I can't die!
SIGN Karukan Manju Are From
[15:25] ---
Karukan Manju Are From...
SIGN Kagoshima Fist
[15:27] ---
...Kagoshima Fist!
[15:29] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo. Once more, please.
[15:36] ---
Still no good?
SIGN Chinsukou Are From
[15:38] ---
Chinsukou Are From...
SIGN Okinawa Fist
[15:40] ---
...Okinawa Fist!
[15:42] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo.
[15:48] ---
I guess it is just no use.
[16:04] ---
Did you hear that?
[16:06] ---
Or, like, hostile trespass?
[16:19] ---
Corporal?!
[16:21] ---
Huh?!
[16:21] ---
The liver of a Space Cerberus.
[16:23] ---
It's said to cure all kinds of diseases.
[16:26] ---
You were injured trying to get that?
[16:29] ---
W-We'll run into all sorts of problems
if our prisoner-of-war dies...
[16:33] ---
Give this to her now.
[16:35] ---
Giroro...
[16:37] ---
Hmm?
[16:40] ---
Hey, Giroro. What're you holding there?
[16:43] ---
The liver of a Space Cerberus.
[16:47] ---
Wow. So it is. Impressive.
[16:50] ---
Thanks a lot.
SIGN Chomp
[16:52] ---
Huh?!
[16:52] ---
Huh?
[16:53] ---
Oh!
[16:54] ---
Whoa!
SIGN Stiff Shoulders
[16:56] ---
Stiff shoulders.
SIGN Backache
[16:57] ---
Backache.
SIGN Chronic Fatigue
[16:58] ---
Chronic fatigue.
[16:59] ---
They're gone in just seconds!
SIGN Super Powered-Up!
[17:02] ---
Look.
[17:03] ---
It's Super Powered-Up Keroro.
[17:05] ---
Wow... thanks for that wonderful breakfast.
[17:11] ---
Th-The corporal risked
life and limb to get that liver
[17:13] ---
so he could save Natsumi!
[17:15] ---
That's what it was for?!
[17:19] ---
An idiot...
[17:21] ---
I am such an idiot...
SIGN Self-hatred
[17:27] ---
Natsumi!
[17:28] ---
Sis!
SIGN Oanmaki Rolls Are From
[17:29] ---
Oanmaki Rolls Are From...
SIGN Aichi Fist
[17:31] ---
...Aichi Fist!
[17:39] ---
Huh?
[17:41] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo.
Just one more errand, please.
[17:44] ---
O-Okay...
[17:46] ---
Be back later...
[17:52] ---
I did it! The barrier is down!
[17:55] ---
I finally did it, Mr. Sergeant!
The electromagnetic barrier is...
[18:00] ---
...down...
[18:03] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[18:07] ---
Natchi's total energy
is getting real close to zero.
[18:10] ---
At this rate... Natchi will...
[18:14] ---
Natsumi! Don't die. Natsumi!
[18:19] ---
You know I can't die just yet...
[18:22] ---
You and your gang might
take over the Earth...
[18:27] ---
Natsumi!
[18:29] ---
There's something... I need to let you know.
[18:32] ---
I'll never forgive you
if you die on me now!
[18:44] ---
That was close. I think
I made it just in time.
[18:46] ---
Huh? Natchi's regaining her power!
[18:54] ---
And her temperature's back to normal.
[18:56] ---
That's great!
[18:58] ---
Tama!
[18:59] ---
It took me all of last night
to come up with this vaccine.
[19:05] ---
Kululu... You're a...
[19:08] ---
Natsumi! Fuyuki!
[19:11] ---
Oh... You went through so much...
I'm sorry, Natsumi...
[19:16] ---
It's okay. I'm fine now, really.
[19:18] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, you are amazing!
[19:22] ---
You made a vaccine in such a short time.
[19:25] ---
That's because it was a virus
I created myself.
[19:28] ---
Huh?
[19:29] ---
What?
[19:30] ---
You did?!
[19:31] ---
Gero?
[19:32] ---
What do you mean?
[19:33] ---
Our leader ordered me to.
[19:35] ---
Huh?!
[19:40] ---
Kululu!
[19:41] ---
Did Natsumi treat you badly again?
[19:43] ---
Whatever it takes, I want to
make Lady Natsumi cry "uncle," sir.
SIGN Uncle!
[19:48] ---
Hm...
[19:50] ---
So... what if I create a virus that
will only affect Hinata Natsumi?
[19:55] ---
That's a good idea...
[19:57] ---
After a while, it was ready,
so I brought it to him.
[20:01] ---
Here it is.
[20:03] ---
Just leave it over there.
[20:05] ---
I think he forgot about it
and just left it there.
[20:09] ---
Guess it must have
leaked out somehow.
[20:11] ---
Oh...? So that's what happened...
[20:14] ---
Gero?
[20:17] ---
So it was you all along, you stupid frog.
[20:20] ---
I uh... I guess so...
[20:26] ---
I'm gonna say the word
you've been waiting to hear...
SIGN Uncle!
[20:29] ---
Uncle.
[20:31] ---
Ge...ro?
SIGN Bam
[20:33] ---
Gero!
[20:36] ---
Gerorin!
[20:38] ---
What's this? It seems the barrier
isn't completely down, after all.
[20:48] ---
Giroro?
[20:49] ---
Hm?
[20:50] ---
I know you have injuries.
Let me look at them.
[20:53] ---
It's nothing. You don't
have to worry about me.
[20:56] ---
I insist.
[21:00] ---
Hey, Giroro...
[21:02] ---
Didn't you say you
wanted to tell me something?
[21:06] ---
Huh?
[21:07] ---
I... I was gonna say that
you and I are on opposite sides.
[21:12] ---
Sometimes I tend to forget.
[21:14] ---
Oh...?
[21:19] ---
Okay, when you get your health back,
I'll give you a real fight.
[21:24] ---
My thoughts exactly.
[21:25] ---
It seems there are more
battles ahead for these two.
[21:30] ---
Tune in next time,
as we present our final episode.
[21:33] ---
What? It's not?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro...
We shall begin!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
Doro-doro-doro-doro Doro-doro-doro-doro...
Hajimeru de gozaru!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Doro-doro-doro-doro.
This is the Dororo drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Doro-doro-doro-doro
Dororo no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Er... haven't you forgotten someone?
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Ano~, hitori wasurecha imasen ka?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
I am just like Keroro up until the eyes.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Me made wa Keroro-kun to onaji de gozaru…
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Don't copy me, will you?
[21:58] [SONG] ---
"Mane sunna yo na~"
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Eat your meal with chopsticks.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gohan wa ohashi de tabemashou
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Using a spork is not proper etiquette.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Saki ware supuun wa jadou de gozaru
[22:08] [SONG] ---
What's wrong with using one?!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
"Ii jan betsu ni~"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Fuji is the tallest mountain in Japan.
(Hey, where's Dororo?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Fuji wa Nippon-ichi no yama
"Are, Dororo wa?"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Move stealthily, tip-toe, keep to the shadows.
(Dororo's not here!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Nuke ashi sashi ashi shinobi ashi
"Dororo inee jan"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
With a twisted headband tied about my head,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Nejiri hachimaki kiriri to shimete
[22:23] [SONG] ---
I was forced to do a lap leaping like a frog.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Kaeru tobi isshuu saserarete…
[22:26] [SONG] ---
What happened?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
"Doshita no?"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
I had a bitter experience with a persimmon
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Kaki ni mo tsurai omoide ga…
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Which turned on my trauma switch.
(Doro-doro-doro-doro...)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Torauma suicchi haitta
de gozaru (Dorodoro…)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
If there is trouble in the west,
misfortune in the east,
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Nishi no momegoto higashi no wazawai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
I shall be there,
using Ninja Art: Hurricane! (Toiya!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Ninpou "Hayate" de sanjou itasou! (Toiya!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
My shiny throwing star is for enforcing peace.
We are truly friends, are we not?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kagayaku shuriken heiwa no tame ni
Bokutachi honto ni tomodachi da yo ne
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Gero?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
"Gero?"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Now it is complete!
It is Lance Corporal Dororo! (Nin!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Dororo Heichou kansei degozaru!!! (Nin!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
Line up, everyone.
[23:08] ---
The time has finally come.
[23:10] ---
I'm feeling a little sad.
[23:12] ---
Don't you get all weepy.
[23:14] ---
Now, then...
[23:14] ---
Um...
[23:15] ---
Sorry, I forgot about you.
[23:17] ---
I'm set for anything.
[23:18] ---
All right. The Keroro Platoon will
now embark upon our final operation.
[23:23] ---
Sarge? Sarge...?!
[23:26] ---
"The Keroro Platoon Retreats!
Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
Be ready for one big episode.
How's that?
[23:33] ---
Ge-Gero!
E51 - The Keroro Platoon Retreats! Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:46] ---
Space Invasion Forces,
[01:47] ---
Special Advance Team
Platoon Leader, Sergeant Keroro.
[01:50] ---
Huh?!
[01:52] ---
Sergeant Keroro.
[01:53] ---
Your continued presence on Planet Pekopon
is considered a high risk.
[01:58] ---
Mr. Commander, sir.
[02:00] ---
You are now directed to
return to Planet Keron with us.
[02:03] ---
You have 24 hours to comply.
[02:06] ---
Th-That's too soon.
[02:08] ---
I repeat.
[02:09] ---
Your continued presence on Planet Pekopon
is considered a high risk.
[02:14] ---
You are now directed to
return to Planet Keron with us.
[02:17] ---
You have 24 hours to comply.
[02:19] ---
O-Only one day?
[02:21] ---
So, we will pick you all up
at this time tomorrow.
[02:25] ---
Is that clear, Sergeant Keroro?!
[02:31] ---
Wait! Mr. Commander, sir!
[02:33] ---
Huh? Huh? What the...
[02:37] ---
Oh, it was just a dream!
[02:48] ---
Ow ow...
[02:50] ---
It was no dream.
[02:54] ---
What if you had just one day left
to spend with someone?
[02:57] ---
What would you do?
[03:03] ---
The Keroro Platoon Retreats!
Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!
[03:09] ---
All we have left now is 24 hours.
[03:13] ---
Oh no! We haven't made any progress
in the invasion of Pekopon.
[03:18] ---
If I go back to Keron
in this miserable state...
[03:26] ---
Invasion. Invasion. We've got
to invade Pekopon in one day.
[03:29] ---
First we've got to... Let me see, um...
[03:32] ---
I can't think of anything!
[03:34] ---
Hmph. He must've had another bad dream.
[03:37] ---
No... that's what I thought,
so I contacted HQ.
[03:41] ---
You mean it's true?!
[03:43] ---
I will have to go...
there is something I need to do...
[03:48] ---
Huh?
[03:49] ---
Oh. I just remembered.
[03:50] ---
There's an instruction
manual for this situation.
[03:55] ---
Nothing beats reading
an instruction manual!
[03:58] ---
Hey, it's not here.
[03:59] ---
The Pekopon conquest manual was
entrusted only to the platoon leader,
[03:59] ---
It's not here! Not here! Not here!
Where? Where is it?
[04:02] ---
and has everything you need to know
about invading Pekopon.
[04:05] ---
Oh. I just remembered, sir.
SIGN Pekopon Invasion Manual 12th Edition
[04:10] ---
It was so thick and heavy,
I didn't want to read it.
[04:12] ---
I used it as a weight
for the pickle jars.
[04:15] ---
I want you to reveal your
true power of knowledge!
[04:19] ---
Pekopon Invasion Manual, huh?
[04:23] ---
If you have the time to read
such a dangerous book,
[04:25] ---
why don't you do the laundry?
SIGN Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
[04:27] ---
But I don't have time for all that.
[04:30] ---
Don't mess with me.
It's your turn today.
[04:33] ---
Please, ma'am.
I need that, Lady Natsumi!
[04:36] ---
No way.
[04:37] ---
What's the matter?
[04:38] ---
The stupid frog was holding a
suspicious book, so I confiscated it.
[04:42] ---
I have to finish reading it today,
or everything will be ruined!
[04:48] ---
Sis, please return it.
[04:52] ---
Please, ma'am...
[04:54] ---
Fine, but make sure you do all
your chores, or you know what you'll get.
[04:58] ---
Much obliged, ma'am!
[05:01] ---
Pekopon Invasion Manual, Chapter 1,
Conduct of the Platoon Leader...
[05:05] ---
First, brush your teeth after every meal.
[05:09] ---
Second, wash your clothes on a daily basis.
[05:13] ---
Third... Get back home before dinner.
[05:17] ---
I keep telling Lady Natsumi to put
the colored laundry in a separate basket!
[05:21] ---
How dare she...?!
[05:23] ---
Well... I have no time to waste, ma'am.
[05:27] ---
Normally, I carefully measure
the amount of detergent...
[05:30] ---
...but not this time!
[05:32] ---
And who cares how much
fabric softener gets wasted?
[05:38] ---
Although I shouldn't care,
it's better to get rid of the wrinkles now,
[05:41] ---
or it'll be a pain to
iron the clothes later.
[05:46] ---
Now I've lost my place in the book!
[05:50] ---
I'm going out shopping.
[05:51] ---
Make sure you clean the house
after you're done with the laundry, okay?
[05:53] ---
What? But I...
[05:55] ---
I did it the day before yesterday,
and yesterday was Fuyuki's turn.
[05:58] ---
So you do it today.
[05:59] ---
Do it thoroughly, got it?
[06:01] ---
No, wait!
[06:02] ---
I can't afford to be doing chores all day!
[06:06] ---
How can I finish my reading
if I keep doing this?!
[06:10] ---
Don't see why I need to do
a thorough job, anyway, sir.
[06:19] ---
Hmm?
SIGN Training in Progress
[06:26] ---
Is Tama-chan training again?
[06:28] ---
It seems so...
[06:30] ---
We shouldn't disturb him.
Let's just let him be.
[06:35] ---
There are so many snacks
I have not tried yet!
[06:39] ---
This may be my final chance!
[06:44] ---
It just is not the same
if you are eating all by yourself...
[06:52] ---
Leaders should be early
to bed and early to rise.
SIGN Platoon Leader Drills
[06:54] ---
Leaders should always
finish their homework.
[06:57] ---
I see...
[06:58] ---
So that's why I wasn't able to accomplish
any of these fundamental tasks. I see.
[07:02] ---
Sarge? You can stop cleaning my room now.
[07:06] ---
Go ahead and focus on your reading.
I'll smooth it over with Sis.
[07:13] ---
Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
[07:17] ---
Sarge...
SIGN Thwap
[07:24] ---
That's my precious manual!
[07:33] ---
Sarge! Whoa!
[07:34] ---
Stop it, Sucker! No, don't!
[07:37] ---
Sarge!
[07:38] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[07:40] ---
Sarge!
[07:48] ---
It's all crumpled up. I can't read it, sir...
[07:53] ---
It's already evening.
[07:55] ---
At this rate,
[07:56] ---
I'll have to leave Pekopon
before I've accomplished anything.
[08:00] ---
Uncle...
[08:01] ---
That Lady Natsumi...
She's so inconsiderate.
[08:05] ---
She'll be really sorry for the way
she treated me today, sir!
[08:10] ---
I don't think so.
[08:11] ---
Huh?
[08:12] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu.
[08:13] ---
All traces of our existence here will be erased.
[08:16] ---
Huh?
[08:18] ---
Not just all physical evidence,
[08:19] ---
but all the Pekoponians
who have made contact with us
[08:22] ---
will lose their memories.
[08:25] ---
That's how it always is.
[08:27] ---
That's right...
[08:29] ---
All the memories we've shared with them...
they won't remember anything.
[08:33] ---
Sarge, time for dinner.
[08:35] ---
Oh...
[08:36] ---
Let's eat while it's hot.
[08:39] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[08:45] ---
It's Lady Natsumi's beef stew!
[08:48] ---
Hey. I'm glad I got off early
from work today.
[08:50] ---
What's the occasion?
[08:51] ---
It's just that there was
a big sale on meat today.
[08:54] ---
Actually, it's a reward for all the
hard work the sergeant did today.
[08:58] ---
Gero?
[08:59] ---
Hey, Fuyuki!
[09:00] ---
Oops, sorry.
[09:02] ---
The laundry today was
especially fluffy and fragrant today.
[09:06] ---
Um, I didn't mean to do that, though...
[09:08] ---
And the living room was
noticeably cleaner than usual.
[09:11] ---
Um, I didn't mean to do that either.
[09:13] ---
That's commendable, Kero-chan.
[09:16] ---
You'll get a 20% increase
in your allowance this month.
[09:18] ---
Lady Mom!
[09:19] ---
Isn't that great, Sarge?
[09:19] ---
Let's eat.
[09:21] ---
Let's go straight to the toy store
when you get your allowance, okay?
[09:24] ---
I can't wait! I'm looking forward
to my next allowance day!
[09:29] ---
The next... The next...
SIGN Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
[09:32] ---
What's the matter, stupid frog?
[09:34] ---
If you don't like it, you don't have to eat.
[09:37] ---
Oh no, it's nothing!
Your beef stew is the best, ma'am.
[09:41] ---
I wish we had it every day.
[09:44] ---
Sarge, that's too much.
[09:47] ---
Maybe, maybe not.
[09:54] ---
Giroro.
[09:55] ---
Why don't you come in and join us
for dinner once in a while?
[09:58] ---
I'd rather eat over here.
[10:00] ---
As stubborn as a mule.
[10:02] ---
Huh?
[10:05] ---
The season for campfires is over, you know?
[10:09] ---
Natsumi...
[10:10] ---
Hm?
[10:11] ---
I...
[10:13] ---
No... nothing.
[10:14] ---
Aw, c'mon. What's up?
[10:17] ---
You won't remember, anyway.
[10:19] ---
What do you mean?
[10:22] ---
This one's cooked about right.
[10:25] ---
Thanks, Giroro.
[10:29] ---
Sure.
[10:31] ---
Oooh. Delicious!
[10:36] ---
A platoon leader washes the backs
of the plates thoroughly, too.
[10:39] ---
Really, they're sparkling clean.
[10:41] ---
I'm embarrassed to put you in
a position to help me, Lady Mom.
[10:44] ---
It's fine. Don't you think
it's more fun to do it together?
[10:47] ---
Yeah... that's so true.
[11:02] ---
In the end... we failed in our invasion.
[11:05] ---
And yet...
[11:07] ---
I think... it's all for the best, indeed.
[11:25] ---
Master Fuyuki...
I have to take this with me, sir.
[11:40] ---
Natsumi...
[11:42] ---
Take care.
[11:48] ---
Momocchi... it's time for goodbye.
[11:51] ---
Wait right there!
[11:54] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[11:58] ---
Even when I'm not around,
I'm sure you'll do just fine.
[12:02] ---
Don't be afraid. Just tell Fukki
exactly how you feel.
SIGN Inbox [Contents] I'm smarter than you
[12:08] ---
I'm smarter than you.
[12:14] ---
Guys... We'll be departing soon.
[12:17] ---
I've been wondering...
why is she going with us, anyway?
[12:21] ---
Wherever Uncle goes, I'm willing to go.
[12:25] ---
Or, like, futures entwined?
[12:28] ---
Why does it feel that we're
forgetting somebody right now?
[12:32] ---
I am right over here.
[12:34] ---
Oh. Dororo. I'm glad you made it.
[12:37] ---
Do we really have no choice
but to leave Planet Pekopon?
[12:42] ---
I guess that must be our ride back home.
[12:45] ---
Dororo!
[12:47] ---
Huh? Koyuki-dono. Why...?
[12:49] ---
I'm glad you didn't get left behind.
[12:52] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[12:53] ---
You know, I've a lot of fun
being with you, Dororo.
[12:58] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[13:00] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[13:02] ---
Dororo! I'll never forget you!
[13:07] ---
Leader. There's still one last thing
you need to do.
[13:10] ---
Huh?
[13:11] ---
Press this switch, and any memory of us
in the minds of any Pekoponians,
[13:14] ---
and any trace that we were
ever here, will be erased.
[13:18] ---
Just give me the order,
and I'll press the switch.
[13:20] ---
Huh?! My order?
[13:22] ---
Keroro.
[13:23] ---
Mr. Sergeant.
[13:24] ---
My honorable leader.
[13:33] ---
Memory...
[13:34] ---
...erase!
[13:35] ---
Memory, erase.
[13:37] ---
Click.
[13:43] ---
Master Fuyuki... this is really goodbye, sir.
[14:24] ---
Our secret base is totally gone...
[14:32] ---
I told you everything would be erased.
SIGN Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi
Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki
Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
SIGN Natsumi Fuyuki Natsumi
Fuyuki Natsumi Fuyuki
Natsumi Fuyuki
[14:47] ---
Once their memories of us are erased,
[14:50] ---
we'll have nothing else to do here.
[14:53] ---
Sarge!
[14:54] ---
Hey, you stupid frog.
[14:58] ---
I can't, sir!
[14:59] ---
Sarge!
[15:01] ---
Saying goodbye...
[15:05] ---
I want... I want to stay with them, sir!
[15:08] ---
I don't want to leave, sir!
[15:11] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[15:15] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[15:20] ---
I'll never forget, sir.
[15:23] ---
What is it?
[15:24] ---
It's goodbye, sir.
[15:26] ---
Goodbye!
SIGN Several days later...
SIGN April
Natsumi Fuyuki Natsumi
Fuyuki Natsumi Fuyuki
Natsumi Fuyuki
[15:47] ---
What's this?
[15:48] ---
No one's assigned to do the chores today?
[15:51] ---
Fuyuki, you have make-up classes today, right?
[15:53] ---
Uh-huh.
[15:54] ---
I guess I'll have to beg off on
helping the team again.
[16:01] ---
Every day seems
the same as the day before.
[16:03] ---
And yet... something feels different.
[16:07] ---
There's Hinata-kun... I wish I could
find a way to talk to him...
[16:14] ---
Almost golden brown...
[16:16] ---
Perfectly roasting in the fire...
[16:18] ---
Oh, no! Why am I
dreaming of sweet potatoes?
[16:23] ---
But... I think it was something
more than potatoes...
[16:26] ---
"According to research, the majority
of people who've made contact with aliens
[16:31] ---
exhibit signs of memory manipulation.
[16:35] ---
Perhaps Earthlings are not yet allowed
[16:36] ---
to have contact with alien civilizations."
[16:44] ---
Is that true?
[17:04] ---
Hey! What's all the racket, Fuyuki?
[17:14] ---
I never knew we had a basement.
[17:16] ---
You shouldn't open that door.
[17:19] ---
Why, a ghost might appear?
SIGN Ba-dump
[17:21] ---
W-What're you talking about?
Of course not!
[17:24] ---
C'mon. It's time to go to sleep.
[17:27] ---
Wait!
[17:28] ---
There's something
I just have to check out here.
[17:30] ---
Hey, don't say you saw something. I mean it.
[17:50] ---
Why am I... so sad?
[17:53] ---
I feel like... I had a precious friend
I shouldn't have forgotten.
[18:13] ---
I can't remember the last time
I built a plastic model.
[18:19] ---
What is it?
[18:21] ---
Are you hungry?
[18:23] ---
What's your problem?
[18:26] ---
What a strange cat.
[18:28] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[18:29] ---
Great. You managed to find
the model kit I had left behind.
[18:33] ---
But, Keroro, you totally misled us.
[18:37] ---
Well, but Mr. Commander did say
our continued presence here was a high risk!
[18:42] ---
How was I supposed to know?
[18:44] ---
He was only referring to
our annual physical checkup.
[18:47] ---
And it turns out I have
to cut back on my sweets...
[18:51] ---
Or, like, wellness foremost?
[18:53] ---
I guess we'll have to
start our invasion from scratch...
[18:56] ---
They don't remember
anything about us, after all.
[18:59] ---
Leader, let's go find another location
for our secret base.
[19:04] ---
Look!
SIGN Legs
[19:07] ---
Legs?
[19:08] ---
That's stupid. The Zeong shouldn't have legs!
[19:11] ---
Legs are just for show! How come
Master Fuyuki never understands that?
[19:16] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[19:17] ---
Stop it! That's wrong!
[19:19] ---
Stop that right now!
[19:21] ---
Huh?
[19:23] ---
Gero?
[19:32] ---
Sarge...
[19:37] ---
Sarge! Where've you been all this time?
[19:39] ---
What the?!
[19:41] ---
L-Let me introduce myself. I am Sergeant Keroro.
[19:47] ---
I know that.
[19:49] ---
Master Fuyuki... Master Fuyuki!
[19:52] ---
How can that be?!
[19:54] ---
His memories were
supposed to be erased, right?
[19:56] ---
Based on my readings, his mind
doesn't remember any contact with us.
[20:00] ---
Then why?
[20:01] ---
I guess memories of the heart
are impossible to erase.
[20:04] ---
Or, like, wordless discourse?
[20:07] ---
I want to see Momocchi now.
[20:10] ---
I guess we'll have to start here again.
[20:13] ---
If that's the case...
[20:15] ---
What's that?
[20:16] ---
Isn't this what backups are for?
[20:21] ---
Backup, restore.
[20:28] ---
I'm home.
[20:29] ---
Um... I just dropped by
to see if Tama-chan was here...
[20:33] ---
Yay! It's Momocchi!
[20:36] ---
Tama-chan!
[20:38] ---
Tama-chan!
[20:39] ---
Kero-chan!
[20:40] ---
Lady Mom!
[20:41] ---
Hey, you stupid frog!
[20:44] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[20:46] ---
You skipped your chores for a week.
Where have you been?
[20:50] ---
All is well that ends well.
[20:50] ---
It's a long story!
[20:52] ---
Dororo!
[20:54] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[20:58] ---
Welcome back, Dororo.
[21:00] ---
I am glad to be back.
SIGN You have mail
SIGN Saburo
Don't you think I'm
just a tad smarter?
[21:04] ---
Don't you think I'm just a tad smarter?
[21:11] ---
What the... Giroro?
[21:13] ---
Why the heck is everybody here?
[21:16] ---
Installation complete!
[21:18] ---
Hmph. We'll all be court-martialed.
[21:21] ---
Listen up, guys.
[21:22] ---
Our mission to invade Pekopon... starts anew!
[21:26] ---
Yeah!
[21:29] ---
And so, the brand new operations
[21:31] ---
of the Keroro Platoon are about to start.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
Let's begin!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero.
This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-kero-kero-kero
Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
There are two windows
that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Through them is a view of Pekopon.
(Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sokokara Pekopon miechatta
(Shinryaku de arimasu)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu…!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
But another U-turn causes the ship
to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Mou iccho U-turn oyama
ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yabei yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
"Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
"Boke gaeru!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Until it's so sparkling clean that
you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Omowazu houzuri pikkapika
[22:35] [SONG] ---
There's always extra room
for more french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Furaido potato wa betsu bara desu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
But, more Nyororos?
No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Nyororo dake wa mou kanben…(Dame desuka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Mou ichido suwarete koi!!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
"Sore wa doussu kane"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
There you have it!
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Keroro Gunso kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Gero-gero Giro-giro
Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
It's a wildly-welcomed
character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!