Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove it What happens when a science-inclined girl and boy who are deeply passionate about research fall in love? An intelligent woman named Himuro Ayame who is a science graduate student at Saitama University happens to ask fellow science grad student Yukimura Shinya out. Of course, there’s no logical reason for this love! But as a science and engineering major, not being able to logically prove love would mean that those feelings aren’t real, and they’d fail as a science student. With that in mind, the two drag everyone else in the lab into trying various experiments to prove love actually exists.   Season 1 E1 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried to Analyze It. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Five... [00:01] ---     Four... [00:02] ---     Three... [00:03] ---     Two... [00:04] ---     One... [00:21] Narrator     All things are numbers. [00:24] Narrator     According to Pythagoras, [00:27] Narrator     behind every single thing in this world, [00:29] Narrator     you will find numbers. [00:34] Narrator     Everything in the universe abides     by the rules of numbers. [00:39] Narrator     Therefore, through numbers and calculation, [00:42] Narrator     everything in the universe can     be explained and understood. [00:47] Narrator     And since this discovery,     a multitude of eminent scientists [00:53] Narrator     have mathematically proven many truths. [00:58] Narrator     On the other hand, however... [01:00] Narrator     many, many things remain     unproven and unexplained. [01:06] Narrator     In this story, one of those most difficult     questions is resolutely confronted. [01:13] Narrator     It is the story of a     particular group of youths. [01:34] Himuro     You should eat something decent     once in a while, Yukimura-kun. [01:38] Yukimura     In terms of nutrition, this is sufficient. [01:41] Himuro     A limited amount of exposure     to sunlight is beneficial. [01:44] Himuro     Serotonin deficiency dulls the mind. [01:49] Yukimura     I never asked for your opinion. [01:51] Yukimura     More importantly, you are     three minutes late, Himuro. [01:53] Himuro     Two minutes, thirty-two seconds. [01:56] Himuro     If you're specializing in science and     engineering, you need to be precise about time. [01:59] Yukimura     Save the backtalk for after you've     made up the three minutes' work. [02:03] Himuro     Serves as the perfect handicap     for me, don't you think? [02:06] Himuro     More importantly, Yukimura-kun, [02:08] Himuro     don't you need to hurry up and     find a polynomial-time reduction? [02:11] Himuro     Your presentation is soon, isn't it? [02:13] Yukimura     I've already determined the objective. [02:15] Yukimura     The practical application of     the Hamilton path problem. [02:17] Himuro     You're probably just going to     copy Richard Karp's work. Right? [02:20] Yukimura     I am using it as a reference,     but my work is completely original. [02:24] Yukimura     Do not presume that your     assumptions are truth. [02:26] Himuro     I'm looking forward to seeing what     unsightly presentation you come up with. [02:30] Himuro     I'll be sure to write it succinctly enough     that even your brain can comprehend it. [02:35] Himuro     Oh, by the way, Yukimura-kun. [02:36] Yukimura     What is it, Himuro? [02:38] Himuro     I seem to be in love with you. SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It. [04:17] ---     National University: Saitama University [04:18] ---     Liberal Arts College     Students Enrolled: 816     Graduate Students: 96 [04:18] ---     Established 70 years ago     Campus Footprint: 394,544 m² [04:24] ---     Saitama University     1st year graduate student     Yukimura Shinya     Height: 177 cm Weight: 63 kg     Blood type: O     Hobbies: Research, reading academic texts     Favorite foods: Foods which allow efficient      intake of balanced nutrition     Favorite phrase: Decisive and resolute     Idol: John von Neumann     Future goals: Nobel Prize [04:24] Yukimura     What? [04:26] Yukimura     What did you just say? [04:30] ---     Saitama University     1st year graduate student     Himuro Ayame     Height: 170 cm Weight: ?     Blood type: A     Hobbies: Research, reading academic texts,      aroma therapy     Favorite foods: Strawberries, sweet foods in general     Favorite phrase: Two become as one     Idol: Émilie du Châtelet     Future goals: Fields Medal [04:30] Himuro     I... [04:31] Himuro     seem to be in love with you, Yukimura-kun. SIGN    The problem set forth here is defined as follows     wherein the input of each node is associated with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa     aaaaaaaaaaI went and said it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa     aaaaaaaaa SIGN    Proof 1     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried to Analyze It. [04:43] Yukimura     I... [04:44] Yukimura     have no experience with that which     is called "romance," however... [04:49] Yukimura     Himuro... [04:50] Yukimura     You are intelligent,     and I consider you a worthy rival. [04:54] Yukimura     I suppose that if pressed, I couldn't     say that I have no affection for you. [04:59] Yukimura     However, I don't know if I     am in love with you or not. [05:03] Yukimura     First... [05:05] Yukimura     How does one define "love"? [05:08] Yukimura     Himuro, upon what evidence did     you determine that you love me? [05:12] Himuro     You're right. [05:14] Himuro     Making a determination     without credible evidence [05:17] Himuro     would make me a failure     as a student of science. SIGN    Even when science-types fall in love, SIGN    anything less than a precise     definition is unsatisfactory. SIGN    Time I've wanted     to smell you.      2.2% SIGN    Time I've wanted you     to smell me.     3.0% SIGN    Time I've found myself     looking at you.      8.3% SIGN    Time I've had fun being with you.      14.3% SIGN    Time I've been captivated     by the sight of you thinking.      17.2% SIGN    Other     11% SIGN    Time my heart rate     increased by being with you     24.2% SIGN    Time you have     appeared in     dreams     19.8% SIGN    Fig. 1 - A pie chart showing percentages of the elements of evidence     leading to the determination that Himuro Ayame loves Yukimura Shinya [05:26] Himuro     This is the evidence which led me to     determine that I seem to be in love with you. [05:30] Himuro     The numbers aren't concrete,     so please consider these only rough estimates. [05:36] Yukimura     Time my heart rate has increased     by being with you... [05:39] Yukimura     ...appeared in my dreams... [05:42] Yukimura     I see. [05:44] Yukimura     However, making a determination based on this     evidence is no more than your personal opinion. [05:48] Himuro     True. [05:49] Himuro     So let us provisionally set this down. SIGN    At this time, the emotion Himuro Ayame     feels toward Yukimura Shinya is SIGN     SIGN    (love prime) SIGN    This is the current hypothesis. [05:55] Yukimura     Yes. And we want to prove that "love"     and "love prime" are equal, but... [05:59] Yukimura     Would this correlate with what is     generally held to be proof of "love"? [06:03] Yukimura     Looking at it like this, there seem to     be many factors which are generalized. [06:07] Yukimura     "Time I've been captivated by the sight of     you thinking." That doesn't feel quite right... [06:16] Yukimura     What is it? [06:18] Himuro     Nothing. [06:21] Himuro     I began growing more conscious of you after     you appeared in a dream on April 12th. [06:26] Himuro     I've indicated the frequency on this graph. [06:28] Yukimura     Would appearing in a dream really     lead to an increased awareness? [06:31] Yukimura     Even I've had you and other     people appear in my dreams. [06:35] Yukimura     What happened between us in that dream? [06:40] Himuro     Is that information necessary? [06:42] Yukimura     Tell me. If the information is accurate,     having more will do no harm. [06:47] Himuro     We... held hands. [06:52] Yukimura     Information must be recorded precisely. SIGN    Time you've     appeared in dreams SIGN    holding     my hand. [06:55] Yukimura     Ambiguous phrasing will     only hinder analysis of— [06:58] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, didn't you also say     I've appeared in your dreams, as well? [07:03] Himuro     What happened between us in the dream? [07:07] Yukimura     Is that information necessary? [07:09] Himuro     If the information is accurate,     having more will do no harm. Isn't that right? [07:14] Yukimura     We... held hands. [07:16] Himuro     Wh-What did you say? [07:19] Himuro     This point of commonality... [07:21] Himuro     Is it simply coincidence? [07:23] Yukimura     At this stage, I can't say anything for certain,     however, it may indicate relatedness. SIGN    Even when science-types fall in love, SIGN    the progress is slower than a turtle's. [07:31] Kanade     Good morning! [07:33] Kanade     Oh! Himuro-senpai! Yukimura-senpai! [07:35] ---     Saitama University     4th year college student     Kanade Kotonoha     Height: 162 cm Weight: ?     Blood type: B     Hobbies: Making sweets, shojo manga     Favorite foods: Snacks, sweets     Favorite phrase: Halcyon days     Idol: Her middle school homeroom teacher, Sayama     Future goals: Still thinking about it [07:37] Kanade     You're early again tod— [07:37] Yukimura     Which means that romantic affection [07:39] Yukimura     and the question of its determination     can be rendered as a formula like this. SIGN    A is in love with B (A,B∈Human) Is this determination possible? [07:43] Yukimura     A is in love with B. [07:44] Yukimura     Parenthesis, A and B belong to the     category of "human," close parenthesis. [07:47] Yukimura     Is this determination possible? SIGN    Being together     increases heart rate [07:49] Yukimura     If by finding the conditions     which generally indicate "love," SIGN    Appears in dreams SIGN    Captivated by the sight of the person thinking SIGN    Being together is fun SIGN    Found one's self looking at the person SIGN    Ends up waiting for the person to reply to texts SIGN    Thinks of the person every spare moment [07:53] Yukimura     we can construct a Turing     machine like this, then... SIGN    If conditions are met SIGN    If conditions aren't met SIGN    "Love" is output SIGN    "Not love" is output [07:56] Himuro     Which means we can determine whether     I love you or not. Correct? [08:00] Yukimura     Not just that. We can also determine     whether I love you or not. [08:05] Himuro     This research topic is much more     interesting than I'd originally thought. [08:08] Yukimura     I'd thought romance was something only for     idiots who run on impulses and urges, but... [08:13] Yukimura     It appears even romance is an     aggregation of numbers and data! [08:19] Himuro     Is this love a 0 or a 1? [08:22] Yukimura     We'll find the proof. [08:25] Kanade     What is this ridiculous couple talking about? [08:27] Kanade     Will this be okay? [08:38] Himuro     Y-Yukimura-kun... [08:40] Himuro     W-We shouldn't be doing this... [08:42] Yukimura     We're not done with our experiment.     Don't try to escape, Himuro. [08:46] Himuro     Yuki...mura-kun... [08:50] Yukimura     Right. We're done. [08:52] Yukimura     Starting at 3:27 pm for ten seconds. [08:54] Yukimura     The experiment concerned the action     commonly known as a "wall slam." [08:57] Himuro     Hmm... Unclear... [08:59] Himuro     Trembling due to nervousness...     Agitation in the voice... [09:02] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, it's obvious you     aren't used to this sort of thing. [09:06] Yukimura     We are not interested in that kind of data. [09:09] Yukimura     The important thing here is     your heart rate. How was it? [09:15] Yukimura     Heart rate of 147. [09:18] Yukimura     That's on par with an all-out sprint. [09:20] Yukimura     For all your complaints, your     heart rate was quite elevated. [09:23] Himuro     At any rate... [09:25] Himuro     If we continue these sorts of experiments,     we may be able to find the proof [09:29] Himuro     as to whether I love you     or not, Yukimura-kun. [09:32] Himuro     Let's move on to the next. [09:34] Yukimura     Yes. [09:36] Kanade     Well, if I had to say what the     two of them are up to, it'd be... SIGN    minutes prior. SIGN    minute prior. SIGN    minutes prior. [09:43] Kanade     "Preconditions for believing you're in     love with someone"...is that right? [09:48] Himuro     Kanade-chan, what kinds of things make you     think you've fallen in love with someone? [09:51] Kanade     M-Me? [09:53] Kanade     Well, let's see... [09:56] Kanade     Oh! SIGN    Wham SIGN    ...we're      not     done     talking. SIGN    ba-dump SIGN    ba-dump SIGN               Hender-      son-kun...           [09:57] Kanade     This kind of thing. [09:58] Kanade     When I feel my heart racing...     that kind of thing. Probably. [10:01] Yukimura     Your heart racing? [10:03] Yukimura     That's one of the preconditions     Himuro listed for "love," too. [10:06] Himuro     That's right! That's it! [10:09] both     Heart rate! [10:10] Himuro     If we monitor heart rate, [10:12] Himuro     we can quantitatively measure     "thrilling palpitations of love." SIGN    Science-types always [10:14] Yukimura     Ready a heart rate monitor! SIGN    feel reassured when things can be converted into numbers. [10:16] Yukimura     We'll start the experiments immediately! [10:18] Himuro     All right. [10:21] Himuro     Now, then. [10:22] Himuro     Shall we continue our "If I do this with     someone I love, my heart will race" situations? [10:26] Yukimura     We should. After doing the     "wall slam" we should... [10:33] both     I have no idea. SIGN    Romantic Experience: Zero. [10:36] Himuro     At times like these, we should     look it up on the Internet. [10:38] Yukimura     Information on the Internet comes from     unverified sources. I don't like it. [10:42] Yukimura     But I suppose we have no choice. SIGN    Experiment 1 SIGN    The chin-lift. SIGN    Chin-lift. [10:47] Himuro     The ideal angle seems to be     between 30 and 40 degrees. [10:51] Yukimura     This is the same technique used     in artificial respiration. [10:54] Yukimura     Perhaps securing the airway     is one of the objectives. SIGN    Experiment 2 SIGN    The sleeve-roll. SIGN    Sleeve-roll. [10:59] Yukimura     Stand behind someone and     roll their sleeves up...? [11:02] Yukimura     What significance could     this action possibly have? [11:04] Himuro     But there are very precise accounts of a     height differential of 23 cm being ideal. SIGN    Approx. 23 cm SIGN    Yukimura's     weight distribution [11:10] Himuro     It's possible this action has     solid academic corroboration. [11:13] Yukimura     Hmm... What else... [11:16] Yukimura     Sweet potato fries? [11:17] Yukimura     We would need sweet potato     fries to try this one. [11:23] Himuro     If my hypothesis is correct... [11:25] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, will you remove     your glasses for a moment? [11:28] Yukimura     What hypothesis? SIGN    Himuro vision. [11:30] Yukimura     Explain. [11:36] Himuro     I was right. [11:37] Yukimura     About what? [11:39] Himuro     Never mind. Let's move on to the next. SIGN    minutes later. [11:44] Yukimura     We have attempted a variety of things, [11:45] Yukimura     but it seems that activities which     reduce the distance between us [11:48] Yukimura     have a tendency to increase heart rate. [11:53] Yukimura     What's this? Tired already? [11:57] Himuro     In that case, this brings     us the closest, doesn't it? [12:00] Himuro     Let's stay like this for a little while. [12:02] Himuro     The longer the period, the more     data we can collect. Right? [12:05] Yukimura     That is true... but... SIGN    minutes later. SIGN    minute later. SIGN    minutes later. [12:15] Yukimura     Th-The woman's gone and fallen asleep! [12:18] Yukimura     What do I do? Halt the experiment? [12:21] Yukimura     She has the audacity to look so happy! [12:25] Yukimura     And what kind of components     comprise this sweet fragrance? SIGN    Heart rate during experiment SIGN    Resting heart rate SIGN    Sweet potato fry SIGN    Close contact SIGN    Wall Slam SIGN    Chin-lift SIGN    Sleeve-roll SIGN    Hand holding [12:32] Yukimura     We tried many different situations. [12:35] Yukimura     This is your heart rate during     the experiment, Himuro. [12:38] Yukimura     In every case, you can see very high readings. [12:41] Kanade     Question! [12:42] Yukimura     Hm? [12:43] Kanade     That last part sort of... [12:44] Kanade     It looks like there was a time     she wound up super relaxed. SIGN    Flow of time [12:48] Himuro     Pay no attention to that.     It was simply an unexpected circumstance. [12:52] Kanade     At any rate, it looks like there's no     denying Himuro-senpai's heart was racing! [12:56] Kanade     That means "love" is a certainty, right? [12:59] Yukimura     It's too soon to come to that conclusion. [13:01] Kanade     Huh? Why? [13:03] Yukimura     Remember this well, Kanade. [13:05] Yukimura     The results of an experiment must not be     interpreted carelessly for convenience's sake. SIGN    Wham SIGN    ...we're      not     done     talking. SIGN    ba-dump SIGN    ba-dump SIGN               Hender-      son-kun...           [13:09] Yukimura     For example, even in this manga... [13:11] Yukimura     At first glance, it may appear that     this woman is in love. However... [13:14] Yukimura     A profuse amount of sweat,     palpitations, and a flushed face. [13:19] Yukimura     What might you deduce from these things? [13:21] Himuro     It could be premature menopause! [13:23] Yukimura     Exactly. [13:25] Kanade     No, it couldn't. Ever. [13:26] Himuro     Excitement. Stress. Feverishness. SIGN    Romantic feelings SIGN    Excitement, anger, embarrassment SIGN    Stress [13:30] Himuro     A "racing heart" could be     caused by many things. SIGN    Feverishness leading to increased body temperature SIGN    Decreased blood pressure, heart abnormalities SIGN    Severe pain [13:33] Himuro     It's true that, in this case,     we cannot be sure [13:35] Himuro     that the "racing heart" was     caused by feelings of love. SIGN    Hypothesis A [13:40] Yukimura     In this experiment, [13:41] Yukimura     it seemed that my wall slam was responsible     for the increased heart rate. SIGN    Hypothesis B [13:45] Yukimura     However, we can't say for certain     some stimulus other than my wall slam [13:48] Yukimura     could have coincidentally occurred,     causing the increased heart rate. [13:52] Kanade     But if that's the case,     then you'll never reach a conclusion, [13:55] Kanade     regardless of how many     experiments you conduct. [13:57] Himuro     That might be true. [13:58] Himuro     But let's just try a few     more experiments to see. [14:02] Himuro     If during the second experiment     my heart races again, [14:04] Himuro     then hypothesis B,     "my heart coincidentally raced," [14:07] Himuro     would be rendered less likely than     in the first case, don't you think? [14:11] Kanade     Yes, but... [14:12] Himuro     If we achieve the same result no     matter how many times we do it, [14:15] Himuro     that likelihood decreases even further. SIGN    Hypothesis B SIGN    "Some stimulus other than Yukimura's wall slam happened to cause the racing heart." SIGN    Hypothesis A SIGN    "Yukimura's wall slam      caused the racing      heart." [14:17] Yukimura     To contrast with the hypothesis we     wish to put forth, hypothesis A, [14:21] Yukimura     we have a hypothesis which     negates it, hypothesis B. [14:24] Yukimura     A null-hypothesis. SIGN    Null-hypothesis [14:26] Rikekuma     Null-hypothesis! [14:29] Rikekuma     In order for you stupid humans     to understand this concept [14:31] Rikekuma     I, the people's idol, Rikekuma the science bear,     will give you a simple explanation, bear. [14:37] Rikekuma     A null-hypothesis is a type of hypothesis     which appears in statistics [14:40] Rikekuma     that negates the hypothesis     you wish to put forward, bear. [14:44] Rikekuma     Say for example that you want to     prove that crows are black, bear. [14:48] Rikekuma     So, you go out and find a hundred     crows and they're all black, bear. [14:52] Rikekuma     "But there could be a rainbow crow out     there and you just didn't find it," [14:58] Rikekuma     is what some irritating     punk could say, bear! [15:01] Rikekuma     So freakin' annoying, bear! [15:03] Rikekuma     This is when you create an impossible     hypothesis which opposes [15:05] Rikekuma     the hypothesis that "crows are black," bear. SIGN    Black x 50% SIGN    Rainbow x 50% [15:08] Rikeikuma     "Half of crows are black, and half are     rainbow." Something like that, bear. SIGN    Null-hypothesis [15:12] Rikekuma     That's a null-hypothesis, bear. [15:14] Rikekuma     With that, the chances of finding     one hundred black crows in a row, [15:18] Rikekuma     becomes lower than the 1 in a trillion chance     that a meteorite will land on your head, bear. [15:24] Rikekuma     In that case, what about "90% are black     and the rest are fluorescent pink", bear? SIGN    Black x 90% SIGN    Fluorescent Pink x 10% [15:29] Rikekuma     Even with this, the chances     of finding one hundred [15:32] Rikekuma     black crows in a row is about 0.00265%, bear. SIGN    (Black x 90.0% Other x 10.0%) SIGN    All black [15:32] ---      [15:35] Rikekuma     That's pretty unlikely, bear. SIGN    (Black x 97.1% Other x 2.9%) [15:37] Rikekuma     When black reaches about 97.1%,     the chances of all black increase to over 5% [15:43] Rikekuma     and it finally starts to     border on possible, bear. [15:46] Rikekuma     In the field of statistics, if the     probability of occurrence is below 5%, [15:49] Rikekuma     it's considered pretty much zero, bear. SIGN    Null-hypothesis [15:52] Rikekuma     In statistics, by disproving     a null-hypothesis like this, [15:55] Rikekuma     you can prove your original hypothesis, bear. [15:58] Rikekuma     This was a freakin' pain, bear. [16:00] Yukimura     Which is why, to reduce the     likelihood to less than 5% [16:04] Yukimura     doing the wall slam an additional     sixty times should be sufficient. [16:07] Himuro     It won't be just my heart rate     we'll measure, Yukimura-kun. [16:09] Himuro     We'll be measuring yours, too. [16:12] Kanade     Just spend your whole life doing that. SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    Ikeda's Research Lab [16:21] Kanade     I'm back! [16:24] Himuro     It might be wise to analyze this     from a different perspective. [16:29] Yukimura     Why...? [16:30] Kanade     You seem to be hard at work. [16:32] Himuro     Oh, Kanade-chan. [16:34] Kanade     Is something wrong? [16:35] Kanade     You look like you're struggling     with something. [16:38] Yukimura     Yes. [16:39] Yukimura     Himuro and I continued the wall slam     experiment after that, but... [16:43] Yukimura     At first, it was clear that     her heart rate increased, [16:48] Yukimura     but as the number of trials progressed,     that increase started to diminish gradually. SIGN    Trial     1 SIGN    Trial     2 SIGN    Trial     3 SIGN    Trial     4 SIGN    Trial     5 SIGN    Trial     6 SIGN    Trial     7 [16:53] Kanade     Ah. She must've gotten used to it. [16:55] Yukimura     After that, just in case,     we continued to one hundred wall slams. [16:59] Yukimura     Her heart rate didn't change at all. SIGN    Trial     93 SIGN    Trial     94 SIGN    Trial     95 SIGN    Trial     96 SIGN    Trial     97 SIGN    Trial     98 SIGN    Trial     99 SIGN    Trial     100 [17:02] Kanade     Of course it didn't! [17:04] Himuro     You see, it's true that in the beginning,     I experienced a sort of throbbing in my chest, [17:09] Himuro     and I thought to myself,     "I must really be in love with him," [17:14] Himuro     but along the way, I started thinking,     "What is this guy doing?" [17:19] Yukimura     This data shows no significant difference [17:21] Yukimura     between resting heart rate     and wall slam heart rate. [17:24] Yukimura     It can't be... [17:25] Yukimura     Was it really just coincidence? [17:27] Himuro     About that, Yukimura-kun. [17:31] Himuro     There's something that's been nagging at me. [17:33] Himuro     When I used motion capture to analyze     the video from the experiment... [17:37] Himuro     I found a surprising result. [17:39] Yukimura     What? [17:40] Himuro     Look at this. SIGN    Match [17:58] Yukimura     Th-That's... [18:00] Yukimura     The movement has been refined to the     point of being astonishingly similar! [18:03] Himuro     That's right. [18:04] Himuro     When you perform a wall slam many times in     succession, it stops being a wall-slam. [18:08] Himuro     In short, what you were doing, Yukimura-kun, [18:11] Himuro     was a wall slap! [18:13] Sumo wrestler     Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! [18:16] Yukimura     I see. [18:18] Yukimura     And a wall slap is not a situation     which causes a woman's heart to race. [18:22] Yukimura     That's why your heart rate didn't increase. [18:26] Kanade     That's not it! [18:28] Kanade     What don't you understand? [18:30] Yukimura     What? [18:31] Kanade     It's about feelings. [18:33] Kanade     I don't think that love is something [18:35] Kanade     that can be measured with numbers     and data in the first place! [18:40] Yukimura     What are you basing that on? [18:41] Yukimura     If you know of a counter-example,     provide a concrete explanation. [18:49] Kanade     When I was in high school, [18:50] Kanade     my math teacher would give     us math puzzles every day. [18:55] Kanade     I thought they were really fun. SIGN    Tower of Hanoi [18:58] (Flashback) Kanade     Takahashi-sensei! [19:00] (Flashback) Takahashi     Hm? Did you have a question? [19:03] (Flashback) Kanade     Um, the Tower of Hanoi puzzle... [19:06] (Flashback) Kanade     I tried using a recurrence relation to solve it.     Would you look at it for me? [19:18] (Flashback) Takahashi     That's right. [19:19] (Flashback) Takahashi     2ⁿ − 1. [19:22] (Flashback) Takahashi     Good work solving it, Kanade-kun. [19:25] (Flashback) Takahashi     And, listen, it only gets     more interesting from here. [19:28] (Flashback) Takahashi; background     If you go with tradition and make it n=64,     then, since it's 2ⁿ − 1... [19:28] Kanade     He was so handsome when he was     absorbed in talking about math... [19:32] Kanade     Well... I... sort of fell in     love with him, with my teacher. [19:37] Kanade     After that, I wanted him     to pay attention to me, [19:40] Kanade     so I put everything I had into studying math. [19:40] (Flashback) Kanade; background     I have it! [19:42] Kanade     And thanks to that, I became a science-type. [19:43] (Flashback) Takahashi; background     That's correct. [19:47] Kanade     It's strange, isn't it? [19:49] Kanade     To think that, if it means you     can be with the person you love, [19:51] Kanade     you can work hard at anything. [19:53] Himuro     I think I understand what you mean. [19:56] Kanade     Falling in love, [19:58] Kanade     I think, is something like that, maybe. [20:01] Kanade     Huh? Um, so, what I mean is... [20:05] Kanade     What I wanted to say was... [20:07] Yukimura     This. SIGN    Handsome when absorbed in something SIGN    If it means being together, can work hard at anything SIGN    At this point, Kanade Kotonoha felt the     following for her high school teacher SIGN              (love prime Kanade love Takahashi)     is the hypothesis. [20:08] Kanade     Hey! SIGN    Handsome when absorbed in something SIGN    If it means being together, can work hard at anything SIGN    Handsome when absorbed in something SIGN    If it means being together, can work hard at anything SIGN    At this point, Kanade Kotonoha felt the     following for her high school teacher [20:10] Kanade     Don't just go making some     weird definition like that! [20:13] Yukimura     Kanade, in your past, are there     others you've fallen in love with? [20:16] Kanade     Well, probably two or three... [20:19] Kanade     Wait! What are you making me say? [20:21] Yukimura     The information you just gave     us is extremely instructive. [20:25] Kanade     What do you mean? SIGN    Love*'* ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝ [20:27] Yukimura     Between your "love" and Himuro's "love,"     there may be points of commonality! SIGN    Love*'* ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝ SIGN    Commonality SIGN    Commonality SIGN    Commonality [20:31] Yukimura     If there are points of commonality     with other "loves," then... SIGN    Love*'* ｛Kanade love, x｝ SIGN    Love*'* ｛Kanade love, y｝ SIGN     m 0 0 l 0 -77 l 567 -77 l 567 0 SIGN    Love*'* ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝ ∩ Love*'* ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝ ∩          Love*'* ｛Kanade love, x｝ ∩ Love*'* ｛Kanade love, y｝ [20:35] Yukimura     Love prime (Himuro love, Yukimura) intersects     Love prime (Kanade love, Takahashi) intersects [20:40] Yukimura     Love prime (Kanade love, x) intersects     Love prime (Kanade love, y) [20:45] Yukimura     would likely be very close to the     general preconditions for "love"! [20:48] Kanade     Can you please not say     "Kanade love" so many times in a row? [20:51] Yukimura     To that end... [20:53] Yukimura     You will give me an itemized list of the     details and elements of all of your loves thus far. [20:57] Kanade     That hurdle's too high for me! SIGN    Force of Impact [21:00] Yukimura     Ow! [21:02] Himuro     That's enough, Yukimura-kun. [21:04] Yukimura     What do you think you're doing, Himuro?! [21:06] Himuro     Listen, normal people find that kind     of thing embarrassing to talk about. [21:10] Yukimura     How is that relevant? [21:11] Kanade     So, she realizes that she's not normal. [21:12] Yukimura     It is necessary data! [21:14] Himuro     Yes, but you're being too aggressive. [21:17] Himuro     That's why you don't have any friends. [21:24] Yukimura     If this can prove your love     one way or the other, [21:27] Yukimura     then I don't care how hated I am! [21:29] Yukimura     No results come without sacrifice! [21:31] Kanade     In this way, a science-type man and     woman began their great experiment. [21:32] Yukimura     Those who refuse to move ahead because     of small vanities, pride, reticence... [21:35] Kanade     Will they ever be able to     find proof of their love? [21:35] Yukimura     Hey! Are you listening, Himuro? Himuro! [23:32] Ibarada     Oh, crap. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 2     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Experiments. [23:34] Himuro     Next time, Proof 2. [23:36] Himuro     "Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Experiments." E2 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Experiments. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Kanade     Saitama National University. [00:04] Kanade     I'm in the science department,     enjoying my campus lifestyle. [00:10] Kanade's friend     Come to think of it, Kanade,     you're in Ikeda's research group, right? [00:12] Kanade     I am. Why? [00:14] Kanade's friend     You're so lucky. There're a     lot of women there, aren't there? [00:17] Kanade     Yeah. It's about half women.     It's pretty unusual, isn't it? [00:22] Kanade's friend     It's all guys where I am. [00:24] Kanade's friend     And they've all got black hair and glasses. [00:26] Kanade     Our department's pretty much all like that. [00:30] Kanade     There're only three girls     in our year, after all. [00:35] Kanade     I'm heading to the lab. [00:36] Kanade's friend     See you later! SIGN    Information & Computer Sciences SIGN    Information & Computer Sciences [00:44] Kanade     Our field, InfoSci, or Information     and Computer Science... SIGN    (Natural Science) [00:50] Kanade     looks at natural science... [00:51] man     There's suddenly a huge recession. SIGN    (Natural Science) SIGN    (Social Science) [00:53] Kanade     ...social science... [00:54] man     I'm suddenly totally ripped! SIGN    (Natural Science) SIGN    (Social Science) SIGN    (Human Science) [00:56] Kanade     ...and human science. [00:57] Kanade     All of the information in the world,     and aims to mathematically analyze it. SIGN    Information SIGN    (Natural Science) SIGN    (Social Science) SIGN    (Human Science) SIGN    Information [01:02] Kanade     So, we use computers for things like     calculations and programming. [01:08] Kanade     In InfoSci, you're done with     lecture halls in three years. [01:10] Kanade     Starting in your fourth year,     everyone gets attached to a research group, [01:14] Kanade     where you help with research     and work on writing your thesis. [01:19] Kanade     And here... SIGN    Ikeda's Research Lab [01:20] Kanade     in Ikeda's research lab,     students overflowing with wisdom, SIGN    Kanade SIGN    Himuro SIGN    Yukimura SIGN    Ibarada SIGN    In Room SIGN    4th Dimension SIGN    Gone Home [01:24] Kanade     strive daily in their research. SIGN    Kanade SIGN    Himuro SIGN    Yukimura [01:27] Kanade     Good morning! [01:32] Kanade     Huh? [01:36] Kanade     She's so not doing research... SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It [03:13] ---     Saitama University     2nd year graduate student     Ibarada Ena     Height: 142 cm Weight: ?     Blood type: AB     Hobbies: Gaming, manga, novels, subcultures in general     Favorite foods: Japanese sweets     Favorite phrase: Wearing black showcases a woman's beauty     Idol: Umehara Daigo     Future goals: To live on an annuity SIGN    Proof 2     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Experiments. [03:19] Kanade     Ibarada-senpai, [03:21] Kanade     were you up all night gaming again? [03:23] Ibarada     Yeah. [03:24] Ibarada     The limited event only goes     until today, and I fell asleep. [03:28] Ibarada     You've gotta make up for stuff like that. [03:30] Ibarada     I've gotta pull some gachas, too. [03:33] Kanade     You could, at least,     narrow it down to playing just one. [03:47] Kanade     In the Ikeda lab, you can come when     you want and go home when you want. [03:51] Kanade     You can eat whatever food     and snacks you want, too. [03:55] Kanade     Still, it is a shared living space. [03:57] Kanade     A certain degree of moderation     should be observed. [03:59] Kanade     Okay. [04:09] Kanade     This place is a research lab. [04:12] Kanade     It's our duty to take all the     various problems in the world, [04:16] Kanade     conduct a mathematical analysis, [04:18] Kanade     and explain them. That's why we     spend every day researching. [04:23] Yukimura     Now... [04:24] Yukimura     I, Yukimura Shinya, will begin     my heart-rate monitoring experiment! [04:30] Himuro     Yukimura-kun. [04:32] Himuro     You're too far away. [04:34] Himuro     Could it be that you are embarrassed     to have your heart rate increased? [04:37] Yukimura     Of course not. [04:39] Yukimura     This is in the pursuit of accurate data. [04:42] Himuro     Really? [04:43] Himuro     Then why are you running away? [04:45] Yukimura     Any given thing requires a certain     amount of mental preparation. [04:52] Himuro     Kanade-chan, catch him! [04:54] Kanade     Huh? What? [05:03] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai? [05:05] Kanade     I-I'm so sorry! It was a reflex!     I didn't mean to! [05:08] Kanade     Are you okay?! [05:10] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai! [05:12] Kanade     Please, wake up! [05:13] Himuro     Does Kanade-chan have a     black belt in something? [05:24] Yukimura     H-H-Hey! [05:25] Yukimura     What's the meaning of this? [05:26] Yukimura     Why is it necessary to tie me up? [05:28] Kanade     Himuro-senpai asked me to... [05:30] Kanade     I'm sorry. [05:32] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, you ran away.     We have no choice. [05:35] Yukimura     I was not running away! [05:37] Yukimura     It was mental preparation to ensure that     conditions were as close to normal as possible! [05:41] Yukimura     Hey! Are you listening, Himuro? [05:43] Himuro     Let's see... [05:44] Himuro     In order to make a man's heart race... [05:47] Himuro     I see. [05:51] Himuro     Something like this, I wonder. SIGN    7 Ways to Make a Man's Heart Race [05:59] Himuro     Stare into his eyes. Get close. SIGN    Physical Contact [06:02] Himuro     Interesting. It's not just touching, [06:04] Himuro     but having him touch you     seems to be effective, as well. [06:07] Himuro     In that case, Yukimura-kun, [06:09] Himuro     you have permission to touch me. [06:11] Yukimura     Where? [06:14] Himuro     My head? [06:15] Kanade     I wonder if it'd be okay to go home now... SIGN    Experiment 1 SIGN    Point-blank range, SIGN    patting Himuro's head. [06:23] Himuro     How about it, Yukimura-kun? [06:25] Himuro     Are you experiencing any sensation     of an increased heart rate? [06:28] Yukimura     I don't know, myself. [06:30] Yukimura     What principle is allowing her hair to move? [06:34] Yukimura     That should do it. [06:36] Himuro     Wait. [06:38] Himuro     Let's measure for another ten minutes. [06:40] Yukimura     Is that much time necessary? [06:42] Himuro     There's nothing wrong with having more data. [06:45] Himuro     You said so yourself, didn't you, Yukimura-kun? [06:49] Ibarada     That's some crazy stuff you're     doing there, you two. [06:54] Yukimura     Ibarada. [06:56] Yukimura     This has nothing to do with you. [06:58] Ibarada     That's Ibarada-se-n-pa-i. [07:02] Ibarada     So, what's this experiment about? [07:04] Himuro     We were doing an experiment to find proof     of whether one party loves another or not. [07:09] Kanade     Himuro-senpai's in love, you see,     with Yukimura-senpai. [07:13] Himuro     W-We haven't established that for certain yet. [07:16] Ibarada     Really... [07:18] Himuro     We were just monitoring     Yukimura-kun's heart rate. [07:22] Himuro     Like this. SIGN    Flow of time SIGN    Heart     rate SIGN    Begin head patting SIGN    End head patting [07:27] Himuro     It can't be! [07:28] Kanade     His heart rate's so high! [07:30] Kanade     Himuro-senpai, yours was     high, but isn't his higher? [07:36] Himuro     What's this? Yukimura-kun, your heart     was racing pretty fast, too. [07:40] Yukimura     Well... you know... This was... [07:43] Ibarada     Hey, guys. [07:45] Ibarada     Did you run a control in your experiment? [07:48] Himuro     If you're referring to resting     heart rate, we did measure that. [07:51] Ibarada     Not that. The person. [07:57] Kanade     Um... Ibarada-senpai... [08:00] Kanade     What do you mean by "control"? [08:02] Ibarada     In short... SIGN    Is A responding to B     with an increased heart rate? SIGN    Is A responding to B     with an increased heart rate? [08:07] Ibarada     This is the objective of the     experiment you were running. [08:10] Ibarada     To investigate this, you need to run an     experiment where "B" isn't there for comparison. [08:16] Ibarada     That's a scientific control. SIGN    whoosh SIGN    No stimulus applied to A. SIGN    Heart rate [08:17] Ibarada     Right now, you're comparing results to     an experiment where A is doing nothing. SIGN    whoosh SIGN    No stimulus applied to A. SIGN    Heart rate SIGN    ba-dump     ba-dump SIGN    A gets close to B and pats head. SIGN    Heart rate SIGN    Comparison SIGN    Scientific Control     (negative control) [08:23] Ibarada     This is called a negative control. [08:25] Ibarada     It's used as a scientific control     when no response is expected. [08:30] Ibarada     However... SIGN    ba-dump     ba-dump SIGN    A gets close to B and pats head. [08:31] Ibarada     In this case, comparison to a situation in     which the other party is C is also necessary. SIGN    A gets close to C and pats head. SIGN    ba-dump     ba-dump SIGN    A gets close to B and pats head. SIGN    A gets close to C and pats head. [08:35] Ibarada     Otherwise, you can't prove that     the other party must be B. SIGN    Comparison [08:41] Himuro     That's true. [08:42] Kanade     Ibarada-senpai, you're amazing! SIGN    A gets close to C     and pats head SIGN    A gets close to B     and pats head SIGN    Comparison [08:46] Ibarada     In the experiment you were performing, [08:48] Ibarada     there's no way to tell if the given factors are     affecting the results, so it's pretty pointless. [08:54] Ibarada     It might work at a reference level. [08:57] Ibarada     Which is why... [09:00] Ibarada     Let's begin an experiment now. [09:04] Ibarada     Is this man's heart racing because of Himuro... [09:09] Ibarada     Or... [09:11] Ibarada     is he some scumbag jerk who     gets excited with any woman? SIGN    Experiment 2 SIGN    Point-blank range, SIGN    patting Kanade's head. [09:19] Yukimura     I'm doing it. [09:20] Kanade     Well, I guess this is okay... [09:23] Kanade     Why am I doing this? [09:26] Kanade     Oh. The way Yukimura-senpai is patting     my head is surprisingly gentle. SIGN    Experiment 3 SIGN    Point-blank range, SIGN    patting Ibarada's head. [09:35] Yukimura     Ibarada! You little...! Unhand me! SIGN    Heart     rate SIGN    Begin head patting SIGN    End head patting SIGN    Flow of time SIGN    Ex. 1 (Himuro) SIGN    Ex. 2 (Kanade) SIGN    Ex. 3 (Ibarada) SIGN    Average resting     heart rate [09:39] Himuro     They're all about the same?! [09:46] Yukimura     Himuro, these results, they're... [09:49] Himuro     Yukimura-kun. [09:50] Himuro     It works for you regardless of the woman? [09:52] Yukimura     No! [09:53] Himuro     You're disgusting. You beast! [09:55] Yukimura     I'm telling you, it's not like that! [09:58] Yukimura     To be completely honest... [10:03] Yukimura     When a woman gets close to me, I get     so nervous, my heart rate skyrockets. [10:07] Yukimura     After all, I've lived my life thus far     having absolutely no interactions with women. [10:11] Kanade     That's not the kind of thing you say     with that kind of cocky attitude. [10:15] Ibarada     You're pathetic. [10:16] Yukimura     Silence! [10:17] Ibarada     Still... [10:18] Ibarada     You two have gone and picked     a thorny field of research. [10:22] Ibarada     There's no guarantee the change     in heart rate's because of love, [10:25] Ibarada     so how do you prove that     mutual love is present? [10:28] Ibarada     Well, do the best you can, Himuro, Yukimura. [10:34] Yukimura     Hey, Himuro. [10:35] Yukimura     I've got a list of the close     associations I've had up to now. [10:38] Himuro     And? What about it? [10:41] Yukimura     It's proof that I've never done     anything like this with a woman... [10:44] Himuro     It isn't like I think you're lying. [10:46] Yukimura     Then why are you angry? [10:49] Himuro     No reason. I'm not angry. [10:51] Yukimura     Yes, you are. [10:52] Himuro     No, I'm not. [10:53] Yukimura     You are angry. [10:54] Himuro     Just leave it already, Yukimura-kun. [10:56] Yukimura     But, I mean... [11:00] Kanade     She just messed up the     place and fell asleep. [11:04] Kanade     This is Ibarada-senpai. [11:06] Kanade     She's small, super skilled, moody, and [11:09] Kanade     she's our boss cat. SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It [11:18] Kanade     There are many ways to     have a meal on campus. [11:21] Kanade     You can use the school cafeteria... [11:24] Kanade     or buy something at convenience     stores or lunch-to-go places. [11:27] Kanade     I tend to buy from convenience stores [11:30] Kanade     because that way I can buy snacks, too! [11:35] Kanade     There's a refrigerator in the lab, as well. [11:38] Kanade     Though, the only thing in there is alcohol... SIGN    Kitchen [11:41] Kanade     In the hallway of the floor our lab is on, [11:44] Kanade     there's a shared kitchen, so you     can even cook for yourself, if you want. [11:48] Kanade     Though, there aren't many     people who use it... [12:00] Kanade     I'm beat! [12:05] Kanade     Honestly, it's because that     senpai of mine shows no mercy. [12:12] (Flashback) Yukimura     Read these immediately.     Papers in your field of study. [12:16] Kanade     I know I need to decide on a theme for     my research as soon as possible, but... [12:21] Kanade     I can't take any more English! [12:29] Kanade     Huh? [12:31] Kanade     Oh, man. [12:34] Kanade     Guess I have no choice. [12:35] Kanade     Himuro-senpai, I'm going out to     buy some things. Did you want... [12:39] Kanade     Wait. Huh? [12:43] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai isn't here, either. [12:48] Kanade     They were both there a little while ago. [12:51] Kanade     I wonder if they started     another weird experiment. [12:59] Yukimura     Now. [13:01] Yukimura     Let's begin cooking. [13:03] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [13:04] Himuro     you can't start cooking looking like that. [13:07] Himuro     Where did you bring that from? [13:10] Yukimura     I borrowed it from the Sawamura lab. [13:12] Himuro     We can't use it. Go return it. [13:14] Kanade     This is the first time I've     seen them use the kitchen. [13:17] Kanade     I wonder what they're making. [13:20] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, you can start by sautéing     the shirasu. I'll prep the vegetables. [13:28] Kanade     Wow! That looks yummy! [13:30] Kanade     Are they making it for their dinner? SIGN    TODAY'S MENU [13:32] Yukimura     All we need to do is follow     this recipe, right? [13:35] Yukimura     That should prove no difficulty. SIGN    Prepare 50g shirasu. SIGN    Sauté for two minutes. [13:42] Yukimura     Ten, nine, eight, seven, six... SIGN    Add a pinch of salt. [13:48] Yukimura     What does it mean by "a pinch"?! [13:49] Yukimura     State the measurement rounded     to three significant figures! [13:52] Kanade     Trying to do things "precisely" is one of     the sad things about being a science-type... SIGN    Significant Figures [13:58] Rikekuma     Significant figures! [14:01] Rikekuma     When science-types cook, they     try to do things in a weirdly precise way... [14:05] Rikekuma     It's the kind of thing that     happens with science-types, bear. [14:08] Rikekuma     Now, then! This time it's     significant figures, bear! [14:11] Rikekuma     Of words science-types are likely     to love, it ranks in the top 12! [14:14] Rikekuma     Around there anyway, bear. SIGN    2 servings SIGN    Eggs SIGN    whole SIGN    Salt, pepper SIGN    Spinach SIGN    bunch SIGN    Mayonnaise SIGN    Salad oil [14:18] Rikekuma     Imagine that this is how things were     written in a recipe book, bear. [14:22] Rikekuma     Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle! [14:25] Rikekuma     If it were me, I'd cook that book in a     frying pan until it burned to nothing, bear. [14:29] Rikekuma     Stupid piece of trash, bear! [14:35] Rikekuma     These numbers are 12-digit     significant figures, bear. [14:39] Rikekuma     It's beyond moronic, so I rounded them     to three-digits and here they are, bear! SIGN    2 servings SIGN    Eggs SIGN    whole SIGN    Salt, pepper SIGN    Spinach SIGN    bunch SIGN    Mayonnaise SIGN    Salad oil [14:47] Rikekuma     It's still got a lingering     air of garbage to it, bear, [14:49] Rikekuma     but it's a lot easier     to understand now, bear. [14:51] Rikekuma     In short, the number of digits in a significant     figure is the number of digits that carry meaning. [14:57] Rikekuma     Well, at any rate, [14:58] Rikekuma     starting tomorrow, you can start referring     to them as significant figures, bear. [15:01] Rikekuma     With this, you're a fully-fledged     science-type, too, bear! [15:04] Yukimura     A pinch of salt is an     eighth of a teaspoon... [15:08] Yukimura     So, 0.625g then... [15:11] Yukimura     In that case, just list it     that way to start with. [15:13] Himuro     Yukimura-kun. [15:14] Himuro     Being precise is all very well, but... [15:16] Himuro     in cooking, the important thing is the     proper administration of affection! [15:19] Yukimura     Affection? [15:21] Yukimura     It's not like you to be so unscientific. [15:23] Yukimura     Are you saying that something so     insubstantial will make the food taste better? [15:29] Himuro     I suppose an uber-novice cook     like you wouldn't understand. [15:32] Yukimura     What did you just say? SIGN    Does love make food taste better? SIGN    Love type I (practical love)     Adjusts recipe. This type of love changes the flavor. SIGN    Love type II (psychological love)     Flavor is unchanged. This type of affection affects the mind. [15:38] Himuro     According to my definition, [15:40] Himuro     there are two systems of injecting     affection into cooking. SIGN    Ghost     Chili [15:43] girl     He likes spicy food, so I'll     make it just a little spicy. [15:47] Himuro     You adjust the recipe.     This type of affection changes the flavor. SIGN    Love type I (practical love)     Adjusts recipe. This type of love changes the flavor. [15:51] Himuro     Love type I. Practical love. [15:55] girl     I'll arrange it nicely so     it looks more delicious. [15:58] Himuro     The flavor remains unchanged, but this     type of affection affects the mind. SIGN    Love type II (psychological love)     Flavor is unchanged. This type of affection affects the mind. [16:02] Himuro     Love type II. Psychological love. [16:07] Yukimura     Psychological love? [16:09] Yukimura     Something like that's never going     to make food taste better. [16:12] Himuro     You think so? [16:14] Himuro     Take two dishes which are     exactly the same, A and B. [16:16] Himuro     Depending on mental state and other factors,     they can taste completely different. SIGN    Dish A [16:22] Kanade     U-Um... [16:24] Kanade     I worked really hard to make this, so... [16:26] Kanade     Will you eat it? Only if you want to... [16:29] Himuro     This, or... SIGN    Dish B [16:39] Himuro     This. SIGN    D     i     s     h          A SIGN    D     i     s     h          B [16:40] Himuro     Which would taste better? [16:42] Himuro     It's clear that dish A would taste better, right? [16:45] Himuro     Very clear. [16:46] Yukimura     Well, I suppose. [16:48] Kanade     Please don't use me as     a model without asking! [16:52] Himuro     Oh! Kanade-chan. You were listening? [16:55] Yukimura     But Himuro's assertion is still     no more than supposition. [16:59] Yukimura     How can one prove that it     has become more delicious? [17:03] Yukimura     If I'm not mistaken, SIGN    Bitter SIGN    Savory SIGN    Bitter SIGN    Sweet SIGN    Sweet SIGN    Savory SIGN    Salty SIGN    Sour SIGN    Salty SIGN    Sour [17:04] Yukimura     they have a device which can quantify     flavor, a "taste sensor," over at Keio U. [17:08] Yukimura     Should we use it to compare     the flavor of dishes A and B? [17:11] Himuro     But there's no such thing     as a "correct" flavor, [17:14] Himuro     and every individual has     different preferences. [17:17] Himuro     Additionally, with the     idea you've presented, [17:19] Himuro     we would have to use the subject's     favorite foods as the average, [17:21] Himuro     calculate trends in preferred flavors, SIGN    Loves sweet food! SIGN    Sweet SIGN    Savory SIGN    Salty SIGN    Bitter SIGN    Sour SIGN     [17:24] Himuro     and then see which dish, A or B, came closest. SIGN    Loves sweet food! SIGN    Sweet SIGN    Savory SIGN    Salty SIGN    Bitter SIGN    Sour SIGN    Comparison 1 SIGN    Comparison 2 [17:29] Yukimura     That would be very time- and labor-intensive. [17:32] Yukimura     Then what's to be done? [17:33] Kanade     There's a much simpler method. [17:36] Yukimura and Himuro     What? SIGN    Dish A SIGN    Dish B SIGN    Which tastes better?     (Which one has love in it?) SIGN    A is yummy SIGN    A has love SIGN    Love infusion     success! [17:37] Kanade     You take the dishes, [17:39] Kanade     one with love and one without, and set them     out so that you can't tell which is which, [17:42] Kanade     then you have someone taste them     to see which tastes better. [17:48] Kanade     Yeah. That wouldn't work, would it? [17:52] Yukimura     As an experiment, it would be     highly inaccurate, however... [17:54] Yukimura     It might work as a rough estimate. [17:56] Himuro     It's simple, too. Shall we try it? [17:59] Kanade     For real? [18:15] Kanade     Wow, you're really good at that! [18:17] Kanade     Do you cook often? [18:19] Himuro     Well, more than Yukimura-kun does, I suppose. SIGN    Yukimura is standing by in another room. SIGN    Yukimura is standing by in another room. [18:26] Himuro     I wonder if Yukimura-kun will     be able to notice the love. [18:30] Himuro     Kanade-chan, do you think love     makes food more delicious? [18:34] Kanade     Me? [18:36] Kanade     I... [18:46] Kanade     I think it does. [18:48] Kanade     So, how are you going to infuse it with love? [18:52] Himuro     Well... [18:53] Himuro     When Yukimura-kun gets fired up about     research, he always forgets to eat, [18:58] Himuro     so he's always eating soy bars. [19:02] Himuro     I'd like to make him something nutritious,     something that will give him energy. [19:08] Kanade     That sounds wonderful!     I just know Yukimura-senpai will feel it! [19:13] Himuro     For a 23-year-old male of 177 cm and 63 kg, [19:17] Himuro     this would be the necessary     nutrition for one day. [19:20] Himuro     I'll divide that by three and enhance the     nutritional value of the eggs, milk, and butter... [19:24] Himuro     I'll augment the deficiencies with     a general vitamin supplement. [19:27] Himuro     Add some water-soluble vegetable fiber. [19:29] Himuro     Plus just a little plant-based     liquid silica concentrate. [19:33] Kanade     That doesn't look like love so much as...     way overdoing the supplements. [19:38] Himuro     There. It's done. [19:40] Himuro     Now, then. To make absolutely certain... [19:47] Kanade     What is it? [19:50] Himuro     So, this is the most reliable method? [19:56] Himuro     It's ready, Yukimura-kun. [19:59] Yukimura     Th-This is... [20:01] Himuro     Now, which tastes better? SIGN    For Yukimura-kun SIGN    Dish A SIGN    Dish B [20:07] Yukimura     Hold on. [20:08] Yukimura     There's no point to the experiment this way! [20:11] Himuro     Don't make me repeat myself! [20:13] Himuro     Which tastes better? [20:26] Yukimura     It's B! [20:28] Yukimura     Of course B is more delicious!     There can be no question. SIGN    For Yukimura-kun [20:30] Yukimura     If it has something     like this written on it! [20:33] Himuro     Correct. [20:34] Himuro     This is the system of "affection"     which applies to cooking. [20:41] Kanade     Even just watching this is embarrassing! [20:49] Kanade     Those two were just as     energetically crazy as ever. [20:53] Kanade     Guess I'll read the rest of those papers. [20:56] Kanade     I didn't end up going out     to buy anything, either. [21:05] Yukimura     Eat this, Kanade. [21:07] Kanade     Huh? [21:09] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai? [21:13] Yukimura     Eggs, shirasu, spinach. [21:16] Yukimura     It uses ingredients which     help stimulate the brain. [21:19] Yukimura     The most foolish are those who study     less diligently than the idiots. [21:24] Yukimura     Exert every effort in your studies, so     that you don't become one of them. [21:31] Himuro     Good luck reading all those papers. [21:33] Kanade     Th-Thank you very much. [21:41] Kanade     Oh. So that's what it was. [21:43] Kanade     They were making it for me. [21:53] Kanade     No matter how you look at it,     my senpai are weirdos, [21:56] Kanade     but somehow, they just     don't allow you hate them. [21:59] Kanade     Okay! I'm gonna read     through all those papers! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 3     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Try Planning a Date. [23:35] Yukimura     Next time, Proof 3. [23:36] Yukimura     "Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Try Planning a Date." E3 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Try Planning a Date Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    Gone Home SIGN    4th dimension SIGN    In Lab SIGN    Rm 507 SIGN    On Campus SIGN    Lecture Hall [01:35] Yukimura     We should take a moment to organize     our current circumstances. [01:37] Himuro     Yes, we should. SIGN    Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝ SIGN    When together, heart rate increases SIGN    Appears in dreams SIGN    Bewitched by the sight of him thinking SIGN    Being together is fun SIGN    Can't help looking at him SIGN    Love' ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝ SIGN    Handsome when absorbed in something SIGN    If it means being together, can work hard at     anything [01:39] Himuro     These are the components of "love"     we have identified so far. [01:42] Yukimura     And, at this point, we haven't proven     heart rate is one of the elements yet. SIGN    Proof 3     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Try Planning a Date. [01:46] Yukimura     We don't have enough sample data to     calculate the base conditions for "love." [01:50] Yukimura     Our knowledge of romance     is severely lacking. [01:53] Yukimura     The first thing we need to do     is find someone who is in love! SIGN    In Lab SIGN    4th dimension SIGN    Rm. 507 SIGN    Yukimura SIGN    Kanade SIGN    Ikeda SIGN    Inukai [02:00] Inukai     Wassup?! [02:04] Inukai     What's this? Ibarada's not here, huh? [02:06] Inukai     That's lucky. [02:07] ---     Saitama University     4th year college student     Inukai Kosuke     Height: 179 cm Weight: 71 kg     Blood type: B     Hobbies: Games (Dating sims), soccer     Favorite foods: Ramen, Hamburg steak, curry     Favorite phrase: Event Horizon     Idol: Yukimura Shinya, Cristiano Ronaldo     Future goals: Game developer,     erect a bronze statue of Aika [02:09] Kanade     Morning, Kosuke-kun. [02:11] Inukai     'Sup? [02:12] Himuro     I haven't seen you in a while.     Were you with your soccer club? [02:15] Inukai     I already retired from that. [02:18] Inukai     I've just been out enjoying     the nightlife a bit is all. [02:20] Inukai     And you, my senpai, have you gotten all     fired up about any research lately? [02:23] Yukimura     Perfect timing. [02:25] Yukimura     Kosuke, I have a question for you. [02:27] Yukimura     Are you in love with anyone? [02:32] Inukai     That's a foolish question. [02:34] Inukai     I'm a man who lives on love! [02:37] Inukai     The number of women I've loved     is impossible to count. [02:40] Yukimura     That's a great help. [02:42] Yukimura     In that case, who are you     in love with currently? [02:46] Inukai     Her name is Aika. My lover who     lives in a far, distant world. [02:50] Himuro     A distant world... SIGN    Love'      ｛Kosuke love, Aika｝ [02:52] Himuro     What they call a "long-distance     relationship," then... [02:54] Yukimura     And what proof leads you to determine     that you love this Aika? [02:58] Inukai     Proof? [03:00] Inukai     Hmm... Let's see... [03:02] Inukai     Just being with her is fun,     and my heart feels like it's racing! [03:07] Inukai     I suppose... that's what     people call "happiness." [03:12] Himuro     I understand, Kosuke-kun. [03:15] Himuro     I feel the same way when     I'm with Yukimura-kun. [03:18] Himuro     When I'm with him, everything is fun. [03:20] Himuro     When I'm with him, my heart races. [03:22] Himuro     These seem likely to be     the base conditions for love. [03:28] Yukimura     What else? [03:29] Yukimura     If possible, something with a     numerical value would be preferred. [03:32] Inukai     A numerical value? [03:35] Inukai     Oh! [03:36] Inukai     For Aika, I've ended up spending     a total of about 227,000 yen, [03:41] Inukai     but that's only to be expected, isn't it? [03:44] Himuro     Two hundred twenty-seven... thousand yen? [03:47] Himuro     The amount of money I've     spent on Yukimura-kun is... [03:50] (Flashback) Himuro     It's not like there's anyone else     giving you birthday presents, is there? [03:53] (Flashback) Yukimura     You always say one thing too much. [03:55] Himuro     ...pretty much only the 728 yen     notebook I gave him last year. [04:01] Himuro     Even if it is only one factor, SIGN    yen SIGN    Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝ SIGN    yen SIGN    Love' ｛Kosuke love, Aika｝ [04:03] Himuro     a simple calculation shows a 311.8-fold gap. SIGN    311.8 times [04:06] Himuro     Is that how much stronger     Kosuke's feelings are? [04:10] Kosuke     Also, and this is obvious, too, but... [04:12] Kosuke     Every night for the last     two years, without fail, [04:15] Kosuke     I've held her in my arms. [04:17] Himuro     H-Held her...? [04:19] Himuro     It can't be... [04:21] Himuro     I've never once held Yukimura-kun     and fallen asleep with him... [04:25] Himuro     Wait. I did. [04:26] Himuro     It happened once. SIGN    Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝ SIGN    Love' ｛Kosuke love, Aika｝ [04:28] Himuro     But, every night for more than two years? [04:29] chibi Kousuke     Hup! [04:31] Himuro     Which means, 365 x 2... [04:34] Himuro     730 times! [04:36] Himuro     The index of him holding her is     at least 730 times that of mine! SIGN    times*!! [04:40] Himuro     Th-This can't be... [04:43] Himuro     Several pieces of evidence lead me to*     conclude that I might love Yukimura-kun, but... [04:47] Himuro     Looking at it objectively,     I might have been mistaken. [04:55] Himuro     Is this the true form of a person in love? [04:58] Himuro     If you don't feel at least that much,     is it wrong to call it "love"? [05:02] Ibarada     When you say "Aika-chan,"     do you mean this girl? SIGN    Rika Koi     Another [05:04] Inukai     Ibarada! Where'd you come from?! [05:07] Inukai     Give it back! [05:08] Ibarada     You really do love your tsundere     characters, don't you, Torasuke? [05:11] Inukai     Silence, Ibarada! [05:12] Inukai     What do you know about my preferences?! [05:14] Ibarada     Childhood "friends" who     can't get rid of each other. [05:17] Ibarada     We've been together since we were kids. [05:19] Ibarada     Do I really need to prove it at this point? [05:21] Kanade     Oh! This character is Aika-chan, right? [05:24] Kanade     She reminds me a little of Ibarada-senpai— [05:27] Inukai     That's the version for the second     playthough! Blast! Did it autoplay? [05:31] Yukimura     What? When you said you were in love,     you were talking about that thing? [05:34] Inukai     Well... Um... [05:36] Yukimura     Explain the preconditions     clearly and precisely. [05:42] Inukai     Yeah! That's right! [05:44] Inukai     Aika is a character from a gal game! [05:46] Inukai     Of all the women I have loved in my life, [05:48] Inukai     all of them are 2D! [05:49] Inukai     And the 227,000 yen I spent was on this! SIGN    Mashiro Aika 1/8 size figure ¥12,778     Mashiro Aika: cell phone strap ¥525     Mashiro Aika T-shirt ¥2,500     Mashiro Aika Body pillow cover ¥15,800     The amount of money spent to pull     Aika from the game collab event ¥127,200     Total ¥ 227,542 [05:52] Inukai     Without her body pillow,     I couldn't fall asleep, so... [05:55] Inukai     All my interests have been exposed! [05:59] Ibarada     Huh... So you did all that thinking     you were keeping it hidden? [06:02] (Flashback) Inukai     You're beautiful as ever today, Aika. [06:06] Yukimura     In InfoSci, it's not particularly unusual     to have otaku-type interests, is it? [06:09] Yukimura     There's no need to hide it. [06:13] Inukai     You say that, [06:15] Inukai     but people who are satisfied with an offline     life stare at you like you're crazy. [06:18] Inukai; background     Kiss... [06:19] Inukai     And if you say that every morning you     give your pillow a good morning kiss... [06:23] Inukai     most people freak out, like it's totally creepy! [06:25] Kanade     Well, yeah. SIGN    Rikakoi [06:27] Inukai     I do understand. [06:28] Inukai     Falling in love with a 2D character     is creepy. I know that much. [06:32] Yukimura     Creepy? [06:34] Yukimura     If you consider yourself a science-type, [06:36] Yukimura     then do not make determinations based     on ridiculous emotional arguments. [06:40] Yukimura     "Romance can only occur between two humans." [06:43] Yukimura     There is no definition or     rule which states this. [06:46] Yukimura     Human sexual orientation is diverse. [06:48] Yukimura     There is no right or wrong in that. SIGN    Pretty 2D Girl [06:51] Yukimura     Game characters are [06:53] Yukimura     a collection of attractive characteristics     creating the "ideal personality." SIGN    Pigtails SIGN    Cute SIGN    Nice Figure SIGN    Kind SIGN    Pop Idol [06:57] Yukimura     In other words, an icon or     idol, just like a pop idol. SIGN    Nice Figure SIGN    Cute SIGN    Doesn't Poop [06:59] Yukimura     Including the point that it's nearly     impossible that you would ever date them. SIGN    Pretty Costume [07:04] Yukimura     Which means... [07:05] Yukimura     you saying you're in love with Aika, [07:07] Yukimura     and any random person you     might find on the street saying, [07:09] Yukimura     "I wanna date someone from AKBeep!"     are in essence the same thing. [07:13] Yukimura     There is nothing strange about you! [07:18] Inukai     Amazing! [07:19] Inukai     He's totally made a logical     affirmation of my interests! [07:22] Inukai     Yukimura-senpai's science     powers truly are awesome! [07:27] Inukai     Thanks, Yukimura-senpai. [07:29] Inukai     I feel like a load's been taken off my chest. [07:32] Inukai     Now, I can once again live by     love as I have always done! [07:38] Inukai     Aika! [07:41] Yukimura     What's wrong, Himuro? Do you     have a refutation or something? [07:44] Himuro     I don't know what to do. I might not     be in love with you, Yukimura-kun. [07:48] Yukimura     What? [07:49] Yukimura     How did you arrive at that conclusion? [07:51] Himuro     If Kosuke-kun's love is close to the general     prerequisites for the condition, SIGN    Love'     ｛A love, B｝ pillow          Index representing     the number of times     A has slept with a     pillow of B. SIGN    Love'      ｛A love, B｝ money          Index representing the amount of money A has spent on B. [07:55] Himuro     then I'm nowhere near reaching them. [07:57] Yukimura     But, that's only if Kosuke     represents the norm! [08:07] Yukimura     Kosuke. [08:08] Inukai     Yes? [08:09] Yukimura     I am making a retraction. [08:11] Yukimura     You are strange! [08:12] Inukai     What?! [08:13] Yukimura     I said that loving a 2D character and     a famous person were the same, [08:16] Yukimura     but there aren't many people who     would have a body pillow [08:18] Yukimura     of a famous person they     love for over two years. [08:20] Inukai     Wait, what about all that emotion     and determination I had just now, [08:23] Inukai     Yukimura-senpai?! [08:24] Yukimura     In a word, your love is excessive. [08:28] Inukai     What?! [08:37] Kanade     What's wrong, Himuro-senpai? [08:39] Himuro     Nothing. I'm all right. [08:42] Himuro     Kosuke-kun's "love" was deemed excessive, [08:45] Himuro     so it isn't certain that my love,     which is less than his, [08:49] Himuro     would be deemed as not     reaching normal levels... [08:51] Kanade     D-Don't worry! Please, believe in yourself! [08:55] Kanade     Come on, chin up. Let's go with that     dignity you always carry yourself with! [08:59] Himuro     Th-Thank you, Kanade-chan. [09:06] Himuro     A long, long time ago, [09:08] Himuro     there was someone who said the same     things you say to me, Kanade-chan. [09:11] Kanade     Said the same things? [09:13] Himuro     I... used to get bullied. [09:17] Himuro     Because I was the kind of child who     would spend all day studying pillbugs. [09:22] Kanade     S-So, you've always been a science-type! [09:25] Kanade     Oh, man! Did I step on a land mine? [09:27] Himuro     But, you know... [09:29] Himuro     I met someone, and I changed. [09:32] Himuro     Someone whose name I don't know.     Someone I looked up to. [09:35] (Flashback) background     You're going to make it again right? [09:38] (Flashback) background     Well, in that case. [09:38] (Flashback) background     I want to do it, too! SIGN    poop SIGN    bug girl SIGN    poop [09:39] (Flashback) Background      [09:42] (Flashback) background     What should we play? [09:45] (Flashback) Boy A     Bug girl! [09:46] (Flashback) Boy B     You're so gross! [09:48] (Flashback) Boy A     She's looking this way! [09:49] (Flashback) Boy B     Run away! [09:50] (Flashback) Boy A     Run away! [09:53] (Flashback) boy; background     Wait up! SIGN    Saiyou Medical University Kounosu Medical Treatment Center [09:58] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro     Right. Left. Right. Left. [10:03] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro     I knew it! [10:13] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Researching a pillbug's tendency to switch     directions when reacting to stimulus, I see. [10:19] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     When pillbugs turn right at a corner,     they turn left at the next corner, [10:24] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     and they continue to alternate directions.     This is a trait they possess. [10:26] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     It is, indeed, quite interesting. SIGN    baldy four-eyes nerd [10:31] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     It seems that you, like myself,     have set your sights on science. [10:38] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     What? What is it you want to say? [10:45] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Oh, this? [10:47] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     It's of an inferior level,     and the vocabulary is lacking. SIGN    baldy four-eyes nerd [10:49] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Just infantile harassment of my incompetent     classmates. I pay it no mind. [10:55] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Always deal with things     calmly and intellectually. [10:59] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     That is what a science-type is, after all. [11:05] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro     I... don't think... I can become like that... [11:11] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro     I just... [11:12] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro     I just like observing pillbugs     and stuff, that's all... [11:15] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro     But everyone says I'm weird. [11:18] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro     They say it's creepy. [11:21] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro     They say they hate me...     that they don't need me... [11:25] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Are you stupid? [11:27] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Loving to observe plants and animals and     their interactions with their environment, [11:30] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     shows, without a doubt, that you possess the     same disposition toward science that I do. [11:36] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     This was published by MEXT.     The university entrance rate for 2005. [11:41] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     In any given year, the sciences     exhibit a high level of entrance. [11:45] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     And in recent years, [11:46] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     female acceptance rates have     begun to surpass those of males. [11:50] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     From this point, because their     overall numbers are low, [11:53] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     science girls will be needed more than ever. [11:55] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     That means that your future is rosy! [11:58] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Additionally, the fact that people     hate you is not the pillbugs' fault. [12:02] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     It's because you have a gloomy appearance! [12:05] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Psychologically speaking,     it's called a "halo effect"... [12:08] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     There is a tendency for physical appearance [12:08] (Flashback) creepy man     Please... look... [12:10] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     to influence the way other     traits are perceived. [12:11] (Flashback) creepy man     Pillbugs are fascinating... [12:13] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Your level of gloominess causes people's     perception of your observations to be negative. [12:14] (Flashback) nice young man     Please, take a look. [12:15] (Flashback) nice young man     Pillbugs have a very interesting     form of locomotion. [12:18] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Stand up! [12:19] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Cut your bangs! [12:20] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Get your physical appearance in order. [12:22] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     Keep your head up and always move forward     boldly, with beauty and dignity! [12:29] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura     If you do, then a pillbug or two will     do nothing to overshadow that beauty. [12:37] Himuro     I couldn't ask that boy     what his name was, but... [12:42] Himuro     Like him, always intellectual and logical, [12:46] Himuro     and above that, dignified,     a cool science-type... [12:49] Himuro     I wanted to be like that one day. [12:52] Kanade     Well, it seems you managed to do it. [12:54] Kanade     Himuro-senpai, you're beautiful and     cool, exactly the way you described. [12:59] Himuro     Thank you, Kanade-chan. [13:01] Himuro     I feel I'm still only partway there. [13:03] Himuro     I can't prove I'm in love. [13:06] Himuro     Numerically, I fall far behind Kosuke-kun... [13:09] Himuro     At this rate, I won't be able to face     the person who helped me, will I? [13:18] Yukimura     What kind of unloveable brat was that? [13:21] Yukimura     There's embarrassing,     but there should be limits. [13:25] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai... [13:27] Himuro     I found him incredibly wonderful. [13:30] Yukimura     When I was in elementary school,     I was in Kounosu, too. [13:33] Yukimura     If I'd ever met him back then,     I'd have won any argument, no question. [13:36] Himuro     I can't believe you'd ever     have beat him, Yukimura-kun. [13:41] Kanade     I mean... [13:43] Kanade     It's totally obvious that the kid     has to have been Yukimura-senpai! [13:46] Kanade     Why can't these two figure that out? [13:49] Yukimura     According to data from MEXT, [13:51] Yukimura     the difference between science and     liberal arts entrance rates is 0.7%. [13:54] Yukimura; background     This is not data which shows a     certain superiority in science. [13:55] Kanade     This means that Himuro-senpai     met this person 13 years ago. [13:57] Yukimura; background     The logic doesn't hold up. [13:59] Himuro; background     Why are you competing with     an elementary schooler? [14:00] Kanade     She idolized Yukimura-senpai,     and turned out the way she is now. [14:02] Himuro; background     Besides, the important     thing in that presentation [14:03] Kanade     Then, without realizing it, she met him     again and fell in love with him again! [14:04] Himuro; background     wasn't how accurate the logic was, [14:06] Himuro; background     it was how persuasive I found it. [14:08] Yukimura     The burden of proof lies     with you, doesn't it? [14:08] Kanade     Would you two just get married already?! [14:10] Himuro     It's supposed to be joint     research, isn't it? [14:13] Kanade     I have something I want     to say to the both of you. [14:16] Kanade     The reason your research isn't progressing     is because what you're doing isn't normal. [14:21] Kanade     Let's do what's normal. [14:24] Kanade     Let's send the two of you on a date. SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It [14:36] Inukai     A date? [14:37] Ibarada     A date, huh? [14:39] Kanade     Normal is best, after all. [14:41] Kanade     When people fall in love, the first thing they     do is go on dates to deepen their relationship. [14:45] Kanade     That's normal, isn't it? [14:49] Yukimura     You have a point. [14:51] Yukimura     So, Kanade... [14:52] Yukimura     What is the definition of a date? [14:54] Kanade     I knew this was coming! SIGN    Date: Definition 1 SIGN    Kanade Kotonoha's Example [15:04] Takahashi     Kanade-kun. [15:06] Kanade     Takahashi-sensei! [15:11] Kanade     Hata-kun couldn't come after all. [15:14] Takahashi     I suppose that can't be helped.     We'll be going with just us then. [15:17] Kanade     Okay! [15:18] Takahashi     The venue for the science and math     forum is a bit of a walk from here. [15:21] Kanade     Okay. [15:24] Kanade     It's a club activity,     but I'm alone with him. [15:29] Kanade     Is this a date? It is a     date, isn't it? Yeah. [15:32] Kanade     He might not think of it that way, [15:35] Kanade     but since we're a male and female     going out, just the two of us, [15:37] Kanade     by my definition, it's a date! [15:42] Kanade     O wind! Carry my feelings     so that he might know them! [15:47] Kanade     Now, this moment, will forever     be held in my heart. [15:51] Kanade     Just as flowers bloom, so will my love. [15:56] Kanade     This wonderful time I spend with you... [15:58] Kanade     Yes! Time as sweet as honey! [16:04] Himuro     Kanade-chan. What's wrong? [16:07] Kanade     Apologies. I just remembered     something from my dark past. [16:11] Kanade     But, well, a date is generally [16:13] Kanade     something where a man and a woman     plan to do something together. [16:16] Inukai     If it's a date, leave it to me, [16:18] Inukai     to this man who lives by love. [16:21] Inukai     Allow me to instruct you. [16:23] Inukai     A date, you see, is... SIGN    Date: Definition 2 SIGN    Inukai Kosuke's Example [16:29] Aika     When you think of a date, it's     gotta be the amusement park, right? [16:32] Aika     Let's go, Kosuke! [16:34] Inukai     Sure. [16:34] Aika     I can't believe you're     scared of roller coasters. [16:37] Inukai     What? [16:38] Aika     O-O-Of course I'm not scared! [16:40] Aika     I'm just supporting you because     you're so freaked out! [16:43] Inukai     I thought that might be it. [16:47] Aika     Thank you, Kosuke. [16:50] Aika     I'm glad we came together. [16:53] Inukai     So am I. [16:55] Aika     Kosuke. [16:57] Kanade     Kosuke-kun. [16:58] Kanade     You're talking about a game, aren't you? [17:01] Inukai     What?! How could you tell? SIGN    Aika SIGN    "I'm glad we came..." [17:04] Ibarada     There's no way this stupid otaku numskull     would know anything about real life dates. [17:09] Inukai     Wha? [17:10] Ibarada     Are you listening? This is what a date is... SIGN    Date: Definition 3 SIGN    Ibarada Ena's Example [17:19] Yukimura     Why did you invite me today? [17:22] Himuro-kun     Well, why do you think? [17:33] Himuro-kun     Are you afraid? [17:35] Yukimura     Of course I'm not— [17:40] Inukai     Hey! [17:41] Inukai     Who the heck are you?     It's turned into a BL story! [17:45] Yukimura     Who is this man? [17:47] Ibarada     That's Himuro Ayami-kun. [17:49] Ibarada     He pours his passion into his research.     A handsome science-type man. [17:52] Ibarada     Sagittarius. Blood type O. [17:54] Ibarada     Height, 186 cm. Weight, 70 kg. [17:57] Ibarada     He sees shadows of his childhood friend     who died in his lab partner, Yukimura-kun. [18:03] Ibarada     Even as he suffers pangs of conscience,     he can't stop his love from growing. [18:07] Ibarada     But, not knowing whether they are feelings [18:10] Ibarada     for the friend he lost or for     Yukimura-kun, he suffers alone. [18:14] Ibarada     Then, when Yukimura-kun learns of     Himuro-kun's confusion and pain, [18:19] Ibarada     he heads to the Okhotsk     in the dead of winter. [18:21] Inukai     That set-up is unnecessarily long! [18:24] Kanade     Though it seems not all are dissatisfied. SIGN    Definition of "Date"          If a man and a woman go somewhere alone, it's pretty much a date.      SIGN    Generally, this includes meals, shopping, sight-seeing, watching movies,     amusement parks, other attractions, enjoying a night view, etc. SIGN    Rather than the above-mentioned activities, using the activities     to mutually confirm emotions is said to be the primary objective. SIGN    Specific Actions SIGN    Destination 1 Ex: Amusement Park SIGN    Haunted house When frightened by artificial ghosts, the other gender     exhibits often observed. Opportunity for close contact is also increased, and SIGN    Coffee Cups It seems couples ride this [18:34] Yukimura     Summarizing gives us this, at the moment. [18:37] Kanade     There's so much stuff to do! [18:39] Inukai     Well, we could probably add     another 20 to 30 items. [18:42] Inukai     Considering it's us, we've held     back quite a bit, don't you think? [18:44] Kanade     Why is Kosuke-kun acting so cocky? [18:48] Yukimura     Very well. [18:49] Yukimura     If those in a state of "love"     perform these actions, [18:54] Yukimura     then this experiment is worth doing. [18:56] Himuro     Let's begin planning immediately. [18:58] Kanade     Yes. Good. Just like that. Please do! SIGN    Cosmo Land SIGN    Park Map [19:02] Himuro     In order to visit every destination     in the most efficient manner, [19:06] Himuro     we must construct the optimal     route for our date! [19:08] Kanade     What? [19:09] Himuro     The entrance is the start point     and there are 22 destinations. [19:13] Himuro     Which order would be the     fastest, do you think? [19:16] Yukimura     This is your area of     research, right, Kanade? [19:20] Kanade     The traveling salesman problem! SIGN    Traveling     Salesman Problem [19:24] Rikekuma     The traveling salesman problem! [19:29] Rikekuma     Or... the Traveling Salesman Problem! [19:34] Rikekuma     It sounds cooler that way, doesn't it, bear? [19:38] Rikekuma     In short, when a suspicious salesman wants     to go to 100 places to push his wares, [19:44] Rikekuma     he wants to figure out     what route is the fastest. [19:46] Rikekuma     That's what this problem is about, bear. [19:49] Rikekuma     If you went and straight up     calculated every single course, [19:52] Rikekuma     even if you used a supercomputer, [19:53] Rikekuma     the number of years it'd take would     have about 140 zeros after it, bear. [19:57] Rikekuma     It's a difficult problem with     no absolute correct answer. [20:01] Rikekuma     Using specialist jargon to say it in     a cool way, it's "NP-hard," bear. [20:05] Rikekuma     Which is why... [20:06] Rikekuma     Many methods of solving it are currently     being researched, bear, but [20:09] Rikekuma     this explanation is getting     to be too much work, bear. [20:12] Rikekuma     If you want to know more,     then look it up yourself, bear! [20:17] Yukimura     If the course is to be of practical use, [20:19] Yukimura     then it should be perfectly     possible to calculate. [20:22] Kanade     Um... [20:23] Kanade     Is there really any need     to be that efficient? [20:27] Yukimura and Himuro     This way... [20:27] Yukimura and Himuro     This way... [20:28] Yukimura; simultaneous     we can conduct more experiments! [20:28] Himuro; simultaneous     we can go to more date spots! [20:31] Yukimura     Distance. [20:33] both     1,325.06. [20:36] Yukimura     They're the same. [20:37] Himuro     Which means this is the most     appropriate travel route. [20:40] Ibarada     Yup. Too bad. [20:42] Ibarada     Distance, 1,299.46. [20:46] Ibarada     You two still have a long way to go. [20:48] Yukimura     You little...! What method did you use? [20:51] Ibarada     An angle adjusted tabu search. [20:53] Himuro     Angles? Where did you find that? [20:55] Ibarada     Well, it was a pretty minor paper. [20:59] Kanade     All right, now. [20:59] Kanade     We're moving on to the next stage! [21:02] Yukimura     The next...? [21:03] Himuro     What is that? [21:05] Kanade     Now that the date plan has been decided, [21:07] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai, you need to officially     invite Himuro-senpai to go on a date with you! [21:13] Yukimura     Is there any point to that action? [21:16] Yukimura     We've already decided we're     doing the experiment. [21:19] Yukimura     Right, Himuro? [21:23] Yukimura     What? [21:24] Himuro     Nothing. It's fine. [21:35] Yukimura     Himuro... [21:37] Yukimura     Um... you know... [21:40] Yukimura     Would you...want to... [21:45] Yukimura     go on a date with me? [21:54] Himuro     What are you saying? [21:55] Himuro     That's already definite. [23:34] Kanade     Next time, Proof 4. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 4     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Going on a Date. [23:37] Kanade     "Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Going on a Date." E4 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Going on a Date. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Aya     Yuuichi! [00:03] Aya     Sorry! Were you waiting long? [00:05] Yuuichi     Don't worry. I just got here. [00:07] Yuuichi     You look as lovely as ever today, Aya. [00:09] Aya     Oh. Thank you. [00:11] Aya     It's a new dress. [00:13] Yuuichi     Well, let's go! [00:16] Kanade     This is how a typical man     and woman go on a date. [00:20] Kanade     And, on the other hand, you have... [00:28] Kanade     This is how a non-typical, science-type     man and woman go on a date. [00:32] Yukimura     You are 0.36 seconds late, Himuro. [00:35] Himuro     That's just your opinion, Yukimura-kun. [00:38] Himuro     The exact boundaries of our meeting place,     "in front of the Hachisuke statue," [00:41] Himuro     were not clearly defined. [00:43] Yukimura     I can see that your impudence, at least,     is first-class as always today. [00:46] Himuro     Why, thank you. SIGN    ♥ Plan for Date with Yukimura SIGN    Itinerary SIGN    Meet in front of the Hachisuke statue at Higashiyono Station.     Proceed toward the Yono shopping district. Approx. 3 min 15 sec [00:49] Yukimura     Now then. [00:50] Yukimura     According to the date plan we     optimized yesterday... [00:53] Himuro     After walking 3 minutes     and 15 seconds from here [00:56] Himuro     we shop for 37 minutes     and 28 seconds. Correct? [00:59] Man A     Where should we go? [01:01] Girl A     Let's see... [01:04] Yukimura     Let us begin our date! [01:06] Himuro     Yes. SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It [02:39] Background; girl     What's going on...? [02:40] background; guy     A hospital director going on rounds? [02:41] Kanade     Stop! SIGN    Proof 4     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Going on a Date. [02:45] Himuro     Oh, Kanade-chan. What's wrong? [02:47] Yukimura     Your duties here only include     observation and recording. [02:50] Yukimura     Do not intervene in the date! [02:52] Inukai     It's not like I particularly want to     interfere with your date, you know. [02:56] Kanade     But there are just too many     things to call you out on. [02:59] Yukimura     "Call us out"? SIGN    ♥Plan for Date with Yukimura SIGN    Itinerary SIGN    Meet in front of the Hachisuke statue at Higashiyono Station     Proceed toward the Yono shopping district. Approx. 3 min 15 sec [03:00] Yukimura     We are executing the date according to     the optimized plan we created yesterday. [03:05] Kanade     Then, let me say just one thing. [03:07] Kanade     Why are you wearing lab coats on a date? [03:10] Kanade     We're going to go buy clothes! Clothes! SIGN    minutes later. [03:18] Yukimura     What happened to Himuro and Kanade? [03:20] Yukimura     They're not back yet? [03:22] Inukai     Doesn't seem like it.     They're taking forever. [03:24] Yukimura     We can only stay here another     25 minutes and 08 seconds. [03:28] Yukimura     At this rate, it will negatively impact     the next item on the schedule. [03:31] Yukimura     Should we rework the schedule? [03:33] Yukimura     We put in all that work to prepare it. SIGN    minutes earlier. SIGN    hours SIGN    Date Experiment Protocol SIGN    Himuro Ayame ・ Yukimura Shinya SIGN    Itinerary SIGN    Begin Date SIGN    Begin Shopping Date SIGN    Begin Lunch Date SIGN    Begin Movie Appreciation Date SIGN    Begin Amusement Park Date [03:41] Yukimura     Right. [03:42] Yukimura     That should do it for the date plan. SIGN    Heart Rate Monitor     (With Blood Pressure Monitor) [03:46] Himuro     The heart rate and blood pressure     monitor can be worn on the wrist. SIGN    Sticker-type Thermometer     (Connects with Smartphones) [03:49] Himuro     For body temperature, we'll use a sticker-type     thermometer with smartphone connectivity. [03:53] Yukimura     Good. [03:54] Yukimura     With those, we will be able to measure     our vitals while on the date. [03:57] Ibarada     Data on your vitals might     be good for reference, [04:00] Ibarada     but it's not going to give you     a decisive finishing blow. [04:01] Inukai; background     Argh! Dang it! [04:03] Ibarada     It'd be nice if you could collect     some other kind of data, too. [04:06] Yukimura     True. [04:07] Inukai; background     Okay! Yeah! Yeah! [04:08] Yukimura     Simply running would cause     heart rate to increase. [04:12] Inukai     Just a little more and I'd have had her! [04:13] Ibarada     To put it in extreme terms, all you can     understand from it is that you're "excited." [04:17] Kanade     That's true. Being in love is more     complicated than that, isn't it? [04:22] Ibarada     What's this, Kanade?     Speaking from experience? [04:27] Kanade     N-No! It's not like that! [04:30] Kanade     But, how can I put it... It's... [04:33] Kanade     It's sort of... [04:34] Kanade     The person makes your heart skip a beat, [04:36] Kanade     makes you happy, [04:38] Kanade     makes you feel at ease, [04:39] Kanade     and maybe a little uncertain. [04:41] Kanade     You want to snuggle close a little. [04:43] Kanade     You're filled with so many     different emotions... [04:48] Kanade     A date with the person you love     goes something like that, right? [04:53] Himuro     I see. [04:56] Himuro     Number of times the other     person makes your heart skip. SIGN    Times the other person     makes your heart skip. SIGN    Times you feel happy. [04:58] Himuro     Number of times you feel happy. SIGN    Times you feel at ease. [05:00] Himuro     Number of times you feel at ease. [05:02] Himuro     Number of times you feel a little uncertain. SIGN    Times you feel a little uncertain. [05:04] Himuro     Number of times you want     to snuggle close a little. SIGN    Times you want     to snuggle close a little. SIGN    Measuring Emotions Counter [05:06] Himuro     Let's count each of those     feelings and keep a record. [05:09] Yukimura     That makes sense. [05:10] Kanade     Oh. That's that thing. [05:12] Kanade     The thing part-timers use     for measuring traffic flow. [05:14] Yukimura     Wait. [05:15] Yukimura     A counting app on our smartphones would     serve as a simple substitute, wouldn't it? [05:19] Himuro     That's a good idea. SIGN    Emotion Counter SIGN    Times you feel happy. SIGN    Times the other person makes your heart skip. SIGN    Times you want     to snuggle close a little. SIGN    Times you feel a little uncertain. [05:23] Yukimura     Hmm... Would this count under     "feeling a little uncertain"? [05:28] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, sorry to keep you waiting. [05:30] Yukimura     What took so long? You do realize we     are only here for 37 minutes and— [05:37] Himuro     I didn't know what "date clothes" are,     so I had a hard time deciding. [05:41] Kanade     Yes. [05:43] Himuro     What... do you think? [05:47] Yukimura     Well, I suppose it's all right. SIGN    Times you find yourself captivated +1 SIGN    Times the other person     makes your heart skip +1 [05:52] Himuro     "At 10 minutes 36 seconds, [05:54] Himuro     Yukimura observed Himuro in her date     outfit and hit the counter repeatedly." [05:57] Himuro     Something like that should work     for the record, Kanade-chan. [06:00] Kanade     Okay. [06:01] Yukimura     I-It's not like that! [06:03] Yukimura     I wasn't— [06:04] Inukai     When you go look at the data later, it's     gonna be totally obvious anyway, you know. SIGN    Times you feel happy +1 SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1 SIGN    Times you feel happy +1 SIGN    Times you're having so much     fun you can't stand it +1 SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1 SIGN    Times you feel happy +1 SIGN    Times you're having so much     fun you can't stand it +1 SIGN    Times you feel happy +1 SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1 SIGN    Times you're having so much     fun you can't stand it +1 SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1 SIGN    Times you feel happy +1 SIGN    Times you're having so much     fun you can't stand it +1 SIGN    Times you feel happy +1 SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1 SIGN    Times you're having so much     fun you can't stand it +1 [06:11] Yukimura     In any case, we are running out of time. [06:13] Yukimura     We will proceed with the     experiment without delay. SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1 SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1 [06:18] Yukimura     W-We don't have time to do everything. [06:21] Himuro     N-No, we don't. SIGN    Experiment Procedure SIGN    While choosing clothing, the female asks the male     "Which do you think is better?" [06:23] Himuro     Then what about, "While choosing clothing, [06:26] Himuro     the female asks the male,     'Which do you think is better?'" [06:29] Himuro     Shall we try that one? [06:31] Yukimura     I have no issue with that. [06:41] Himuro     Between this and the last pair, which shoes     do you think are better, Yukimura-kun? SIGN    Times you find yourself captivated +1 [06:44] Yukimura     Well, let's see... SIGN    Times your eyes stray to her legs +1 [06:49] Yukimura     By which standard do you mean "better"? [06:52] Yukimura     Function, fashion, cost, color engineering...     There are many different standards. [06:57] Kanade     No one's talking about     anything that precise here! SIGN    Cost SIGN    Yukimura-kun's          inherent preferences SIGN    Fashion SIGN    Functionality SIGN    Fig 1.1 Chart shows the degree of relative priority      in standards for choosing      between shoes a, b. [07:00] Himuro     In terms of relative priority, I suppose     it would be something like this. [07:02] Kanade     It's gotten even more detailed! SIGN    Shoe a SIGN    Shoe b SIGN    Evaluation Index SIGN    The higher the value, the better the shoe. [07:04] Yukimura     Then we will use those relative priorities, [07:06] Yukimura     and express the "goodness" of the     shoes as evaluation index E*(x). SIGN    Evaluation Index of Shoex* [07:11] Yukimura     With the relative priorities as the base, [07:13] Yukimura     E*(x)* would be defined like this. SIGN    Functionality index of Shoex [07:15] Yukimura     The functionality index of shoe times 0.4, SIGN    Fashion index of Shoex [07:17] Yukimura     plus the fashion index of shoe times 0.25, SIGN    Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoex [07:20] Yukimura     plus my preference toward the shoe     times 0.2, plus the cost index times 0.15. SIGN    Cost index of Shoex [07:25] Yukimura     The greater the resulting numerical     value, the better the shoe. [07:29] Himuro     I see. [07:30] Himuro     Well then, let's get to it. [07:31] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, which do you feel     an instinctive preference for? [07:34] Yukimura     Hmm... I'd say "b." SIGN    Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe a SIGN    Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe b [07:36] Himuro     Then, your preference index     towards A is 0, and B is 100. [07:41] Yukimura     For the cost index, we can use the     inverse of the price as the base. SIGN    Times you're having so much     fun you can't stand it +1 [07:45] Yukimura     And if we compare the evaluation     indexes of shoes a and b like this... [07:49] Himuro     ...it will become very apparent     which is the better shoe. SIGN    Times you're having so much     fun you can't stand it +1 [07:53] Himuro     All that's left is how to determine the     functionality index and fashion index. [07:56] Yukimura     If we conducted a survey on the street,     it would increase our objectivity, wouldn't it? [08:00] Himuro; fades to background     When you consider the     credibility of the data, [08:01] Kanade     Seriously? Will I really have to keep     recording this inane data forever? [08:02] Himuro; fades to background     statistically speaking, we'd want     the answers of at least 385 people. SIGN    Evaluation Index [08:07] Rikekuma     Evaluation index! [08:10] Rikekuma     Why do I have to explain     something this stupid, bear? [08:14] Rikekuma     In short, you take stuff like functionality     and fashion power and combine them together, SIGN    Functionality Index 65 Points SIGN    Fashion Index 12 Points [08:17] Rikekuma     and show how amazing the shoe     is out of 100. That's it, bear. SIGN    Bear Preference Index 45 Points [08:21] Rikekuma     Where you need to be careful     is the cost index, bear. SIGN    Cost Index 2,340 Yen [08:23] Rikekuma     Shoe prices can be all over the place, bear. [08:25] Rikekuma     There wouldn't be any stupid humans thinking     they can just use the price as is, right, bear? [08:30] Rikekuma     You have to perform something     called "normalization" SIGN    Normalization hammer [08:33] Rikekuma     and make sure the price's inexpensiveness is     expressed as something out of 100 points, bear. SIGN    Functionality Index 65 Points SIGN    Fashion Index 12 Points SIGN    Bear Preference Index 45 Points SIGN    Cost Index 73 Points [08:36] Rikekuma     This is very similar to the famous     "deviation value" thing, bear. [08:40] Rikekuma     There are a bunch of different     ways to normalize, bear. [08:43] Rikekuma     If you want to know more, go study, bear. [08:47] Aya     Hey, where should we go next? [08:49] Yuuichi     Hmm... Let's see... [08:51] Yuuichi     Ack! [08:53] woman     Yuuichi? [08:54] woman     Who is that woman? [08:56] Aya     What? [08:57] Yuuichi     Uh... Well... It's, um... SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    The female tells the male to say "ah"      and proceeds to feed him. SIGN    The male says "let's go," takes the female's hand smartly,      and they continue walking in that manner,      holding hands. [09:12] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, say "ah." [09:17] Himuro     How is it? Good? [09:19] Yukimura     Yes. I have no issues with it. [09:21] Inukai     11:13 AM. After the "ah," Yukimura begins     to sweat a little while chewing. [09:31] (Flashback) Ibarada     A smartphone app's fine, [09:33] (Flashback) Ibarada     but what're you going do about     recording the details of the events? [09:36] (Flashback) Kanade     Since I'm the one who proposed it,     I'll take responsibility and do it myself. [09:39] (Flashback) Ibarada     Kanade, doing it alone's going     to be a lot of work, you know. [09:42] (Flashback) Ibarada     Torasuke. You're going, too. [09:47] (Flashback) Inukai     You know, I'd really love to go, [09:50] (Flashback) Inukai     but I've got plans to go on a date with Aika. [09:54] (Flashback) Ibarada     You will go. [09:56] (Flashback) Ibarada     Torasuke. [09:58] Inukai     Blast it! [09:59] Inukai     Why can't I ever oppose that     pipsqueak female's orders? SIGN    Childhood Friends. [10:02] Inukai     Is it imprinting from when we were kids? [10:05] (Flashback) Inukai; young     Yay! Yay! [10:10] Inukai     Well, now that I'm here,     there's no use thinking about it anymore. [10:13] Inukai     As a man who lives on love, I've gotta watch     over my senpai on their path of love! SIGN    The male says "let's go," takes the female's hand      smartly, and they continue walking in that manner,      holding hands. [10:19] Inukai     The next experiment is... [10:20] Inukai     This one, huh? [10:22] Inukai     Show us what a man you are, Yukimura-senpai! [10:25] Yukimura     Heart rate and body temperature rising. [10:28] Yukimura     Hands shaking terribly. [10:30] Yukimura     The "ah" earlier has had     a tremendous effect... [10:34] Yukimura     A-And next, we're supposed to hold hands? [10:36] Inukai     Yukimura-senpai, this is a really important     flag showing the story splits here! SIGN    Take her hand. SIGN    Take her hand. SIGN    Don't take her hand. SIGN    Don't take her hand. [10:48] Yukimura     A problem has arisen, so we will     suspend the next experiment. [10:53] Yukimura     Let's go. [10:53] Inukai     He chickened out! [10:55] Inukai     Yukimura-senpai! That choice will... SIGN    Take her hand. SIGN    Don't take her hand. [11:00] Himuro     I see. I suppose it can't be helped. [11:04] Himuro     This should be exact change.     Please take care of the check. [11:08] Himuro     I'll go ahead and get in line for the bus. [11:12] Yukimura     Yes. That would be very efficient. [11:20] Hoodlum A     Ten minutes into the date, it came out     you were two-timing, so you got dumped? [11:24] Hoodlum A     That's crazy! [11:25] Hoodlum B     Yuuichi-kun, that's seriously lame. [11:28] Yuuichi     Shut up already. How're you supposed     to prevent a coincidence like that? [11:32] Yuuichi     Just watch. I'll land me     another one soon enough. [11:35] Hoodlum A     Go on! Do it! [11:42] Yuuichi     Let's see. Who should I target? [11:52] Hoodlum     Whoa! That's one fine woman. [11:54] Hoodlum     There's no way.     She's gotta have a man, I'm telling you. [11:57] Yuuichi     High degree of difficulty, [11:59] Yuuichi     but that uptight-looking type     usually gives in to a gentle push. [12:02] Yuuichi     It's a go. [12:05] Himuro     Why am I so irritated, I wonder. [12:08] Himuro     For now, I'll just record it. SIGN    Times I felt uncertain +1 SIGN    Times I felt irritated +1 [12:12] Yuuichi     Miss. [12:14] Yuuichi     You alone? Would you like     to have tea with me? [12:17] Himuro     I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry. [12:20] Yuuichi     Then it'll only take a sec. [12:22] Himuro     If you'll excuse me. [12:23] Yuuichi     All I'm asking is 10 minutes. [12:25] Himuro     All right. SIGN    Reasons I Won't      Have Tea With You [12:27] Himuro     I will explain why I will not have tea with     you in a way that will be easily understood. SIGN    Assessment of Primary Factors in Not Going To Tea With You SIGN    Distrust of You,      Personally SIGN    Risk Associated with     Lowbrow Manner of Approach SIGN    Current State      of Urgency SIGN    Instinctive Dislike SIGN    High-pressure Cold Calling          Door-to-door Soliciting SIGN    All Plans Currently     in Progress [12:33] Himuro     Split generally, the reasons     fall into three categories. [12:36] Himuro     54% of the primary factors fall under     my current state of urgency, however, [12:40] Himuro     here, I will detail the distrust     I have of you, personally. SIGN    Detailed Analysis of My Distrust of You, Personally SIGN    Failure to consider     the feelings of others SIGN    Persistent solicitation in spite     of rejection over n times SIGN    Acquiescence to pick-up lines [12:45] Himuro     Regardless of my rejection of you, [12:46] Himuro     you persist in your solicitation,     which, amongst other things, [12:49] Himuro     renders your striking lack of appeal     as a human being quite obvious. [12:53] Himuro     Also, it is possible that     you are in violation of the [12:54] Yuuichi     I've tried to pick up a lot of girls in my time, [12:57] Himuro     Minor Offenses Act and     anti-nuisance ordinances. [12:57] Yuuichi     but this is the first time I've     ever been rejected this way. [12:59] Himuro     You could even be called a "de facto     standard of pick-up line artists." [13:01] Yuuichi     I'm not exactly sure why, but... I'm sorry. [13:05] Hoodlum A     Would ya look at that?! [13:07] Hoodlum B     So lame! [13:09] Yuuichi     Shut up! It's not over yet! [13:11] Himuro     That's the end of my explanation.     If you understand, then hurry and— [13:14] Yuuichi     You've got it all wrong!     My motives are pure! [13:18] Himuro     What...? [13:18] Yuuichi     Seriously. It was love at first sight!     The second I saw you, I fell in love! [13:23] Yukimura     Hey. [13:24] Yuuichi     Huh? [13:26] Yukimura     Do not touch that woman. [13:28] Yukimura     You subgenus of chimpanzees. [13:36] Yukimura     Let's go. SIGN    Times you thought "you chickened     out earlier, and now this!" +1 SIGN    Times you thought "what took you so long?" +1 SIGN    Times you wanted to cry +1 SIGN    Times you were scared +1 SIGN    Times you thought "it took you long enough to take my hand." +1 SIGN    Times you felt relieved +1 [13:46] Himuro     It took you long enough! [13:49] Yukimura     Sorry. [13:50] Yuuichi     Hold on. [13:52] Yuuichi     Who're you? You her boyfriend or something? [13:55] Yukimura     No, I'm not. [13:56] Yuuichi     Then this has nothing to do with you, does it? [13:58] Yuuichi     Stop getting in the way     of other people's love. [14:00] Yukimura     I see. [14:02] Yukimura     You love this woman? [14:04] Yukimura     In that case, I have a question. [14:06] Yukimura     Upon what basis did you     determine you were in love? [14:08] Yuuichi     Huh? [14:09] Yukimura     What is it you love? What emotion     led you to make that determination? [14:12] Yukimura     What reason can you provide     as objective proof? [14:15] Yuuichi     You don't need a reason to fall in love! [14:18] Yukimura     Of course you need a reason! [14:21] Yukimura     Never base decisions on supposition! [14:24] Yukimura     Her good points and bad points. The varied     evidence which makes me find her desirable. [14:29] Yukimura     The measurement of my heart rate, [14:30] Yukimura     body temperature, and other     vitals when we are together! [14:32] Yukimura     I have assembled all of this data and even     I am unable to prove that I love her! [14:37] Yukimura     The likes of you could never so     casually declare your love for her! [14:49] Yukimura     We have no time to waste on animals     who have cast aside reason. [14:53] Yukimura     Let's go. [14:55] Hoodlum A     Animals? [15:02] Yukimura     What have I done? I was far too emotional. SIGN    Times you thought her estimation of you fell +1 [15:05] Yukimura     I'm sure that Himuro must     think less of me now. SIGN    Times you thought he was super cool +1 [15:08] Himuro     I can't take it! He's just so cool! [15:13] Yuuichi     What's with those two? [15:15] Inukai     Seriously. Those guys are crazy. [15:18] Inukai     But, we kinda respect them for it.     That's what you call "science-types." [15:23] Yuuichi     What is with you people? [15:28] Inukai     That's right! This is an amusement park! [15:31] Inukai     It's crawling with legions of IRL-ers! [15:33] Inukai     It's the perfect place to close     out a date! A land of dreams! [15:36] Inukai     This'll close the distance between     them big time, no prob, for certain! [15:41] Kanade     Kosuke-kun, you see that and you     can really still think that way? [15:44] Yukimura     One revolution takes about 20 seconds? [15:46] Himuro     When I used my watch to     measure, it took 24 seconds. [15:50] Himuro     Which means that the angular     velocity would be about ω=π/6. [15:53] Yukimura     And the distance traveled in one revolution     of the merry-go-round would be about 22 meters. [15:58] Himuro     The value of mrω squared would be... [16:00] Inukai     Getting closer... [16:01] Inukai     You think it's possible? [16:02] Kanade     Nope. SIGN    Experiment 4.2.3 SIGN    Roller Coaster Date [16:06] Himuro     Listen closely, Yukimura-kun. [16:08] Himuro     When a roller coaster wants to travel     around a loop with a radius "r," [16:11] Himuro     from a physics perspective, [16:13] Himuro     as long as it takes off from a point     5/2r in height, everything's fine. SIGN    Won't Fall [16:16] Yukimura     That's only if you don't take friction     and air resistance into account! SIGN    Velocity SIGN    Wind     Resistance SIGN    Friction [16:20] Yukimura     In practical application, you require     a greater height than that! [16:23] Himuro     My, my. Are you that scared? [16:25] Yukimura     N-No. [16:26] Yukimura     I was just verifying the soundness     of the safety of this is all. [16:32] Himuro     Then... should we hold hands? [16:35] Himuro     If we hold hands, then our mass, m,     becomes the combined mass of two people. SIGN    Times you wanted to hold hands +1 [16:40] Himuro     Which means that the centrifugal force     of mrω squared would increase... [16:44] Yukimura     That's true. Our chances of falling     from the loop would decrease. SIGN    Times you wanted to hold hands +1 [16:58] Inukai     Nice effort... [17:01] Yukimura     Himuro! [17:01] Yukimura     Thinking about it rationally, holding hands     wouldn't change the combined mass! [17:05] Himuro     I was flustered, too, you know. [17:07] Himuro     And you sounded convinced, Yukimura-kun. [17:10] Kanade     Also, not that it matters, but why did you     suddenly switch back to wearing lab coats? [17:16] Yukimura     You're right. [17:17] Himuro     We put them on without thinking... [17:19] Kanade     Are they shape memory     lab coats or something? SIGN    Experiment 4.2.7 SIGN    Haunted House Date [17:26] Himuro     Incidentally, Yukimura-kun,     do you believe in ghosts and things? [17:30] Yukimura     A foolish question. [17:32] Yukimura     Most supernatural phenomena can     be explained scientifically. [17:35] Yukimura     Plasma emitting electromagnetic radiation. [17:37] Yukimura     Pareidolia, the phenomena of     seeing three dots as a face... [17:41] Yukimura     Even experiments to artificially create     ghosts for detection have succeeded. [17:46] Himuro     True. [17:48] Himuro     However... [17:49] Himuro     It isn't as though science has explained     everything in the universe. [17:53] Himuro     With so much as yet unknown, if things     like spirits really did exist, [17:56] Himuro     it wouldn't be so strange, would it? [17:58] Yukimura     I take your point. [18:00] Yukimura     Even now, this world overflows     with mysteries to be solved. [18:03] Yukimura     That's what you're saying. [18:04] Kanade     Excuse me. Please move forward already. SIGN    Experiment 4.2.8~17 SIGN    Other Stuff! [18:17] Yukimura     Go! SIGN    Experiment 4.2.18 SIGN    Ferris Wheel Date [18:48] Inukai     Finally made it to the Ferris wheel, huh? [18:50] Kanade     Looks like we might just be able     to complete the whole plan. [18:53] Kanade     Let's see... The experiment here is... SIGN    On a Ferris wheel painted by rays of the setting sun,     the two are enveloped by a romantic mood and     are called to act SIGN    According to Ibarada, Inukai, et al (2016), the Ferris wheel on an amusement park date     In terms of time, the ideal would be sunset or a time when a night view can be observed, [18:58] Yukimura     On a Ferris wheel painted     by rays of the setting sun, [19:00] Yukimura     the two are enveloped by a romantic     mood and are called to act. [19:05] Kanade     Kosuke-kun, what is this? [19:07] Inukai     It means the two happily join as one. [19:11] Kanade     How does that fall under     "stuff that happens on a date"? [19:13] Inukai     Huh? Aren't Ferris wheels places where     stuff like this and you-know-what happen? [19:18] Inukai     It's been like that on the dates I've been on. [19:20] Inukai     But still, I mean... [19:22] Inukai     See? Doesn't it look like     they're holding each other? [19:25] Inukai     And the Ferris wheel is creaking and stuff. [19:27] Kanade     You're kidding! [19:28] Himuro     "Called to act"? What does     that mean, I wonder? [19:32] Yukimura     Kosuke must have mistyped it. [19:34] Yukimura     There must have been a word he missed     indicating the type of behavior. [19:37] Himuro     I understand. [19:39] Himuro     Incidentally, Yukimura-kun... [19:41] Himuro     are you scared? [19:42] Yukimura     What are you saying, Himuro? [19:44] Himuro     Given everything, it seems     you're a bit of a scaredy cat. [19:46] Yukimura     You're the one who grabbed on to me, Himuro. [19:48] Himuro     It's easier to read the itinerary this way. [19:51] Kanade     Yeah. There's no way, is there? [19:54] Kanade     I mean, given it's those two, [19:56] Kanade     I'm not even sure they could manage a     "romantic mood" in the first place. [19:59] Kanade     As long as this all ends well, then... [20:03] Himuro     Is this...? [20:05] Yukimura     To put it plainly, it is something     which can be defined as a "present." [20:10] Himuro     Th-Thank you. [20:12] Yukimura     Open it. [20:14] Yukimura     I bought it while you and Kanade     were off buying clothes. [20:19] Yukimura     Of the things I thought might suit you... SIGN    1\b1\pos(320,18)\bord2\3c&HFFFFFF&\fs20}H(x)*= First Impression index x 0.5     + Shape index x 0.2     + Color index x 0.16 [20:22] Yukimura     I selected 17 items and defined the     "Agrees with Himuro" index as H(x). [20:26] Yukimura     The item with the highest     numerical result is that one. [20:30] Yukimura     I don't believe something like     that will be sufficient, [20:32] Yukimura     but it's thanks for today. [20:35] Yukimura     As you can see from this, [20:37] Yukimura     I intended, under the guidance     of romance expert Kosuke, [20:40] Yukimura     to develop the perfect plan, but... [20:43] Yukimura     Well, how can I put it... [20:44] Yukimura     I have no experience with this. [20:46] Yukimura     It's possible that I haven't even met     the base conditions of a "date." [20:50] Yukimura     If... you are not satisfied     with the results, Himuro... [20:54] Yukimura     then... I apologize. [20:58] Himuro     True. [20:59] Himuro     I'm not sure we met the     base conditions of a date. [21:04] Himuro     However... [21:05] Himuro     what we believe in is numbers, isn't it? [21:10] Himuro     Here. [21:11] Himuro     This is the number of times I was happy     and the number of times I had fun today. [21:11] ---     Times I was happy     + Times I had fun [21:15] Himuro     In total, 1925 times. [21:18] Himuro     It's an exponential increase. [21:20] Himuro     And even now, in this moment, too. [21:26] Yukimura     Without something to     compare those numbers to, [21:28] Yukimura     there's no way to tell if they're high or low. [21:31] Himuro     In that case, these sample numbers... [21:34] Yukimura     We'll need to get more, right? [21:39] Yukimura     The experiment is done. We're pulling out. [21:42] Inukai     Gotcha. [21:43] Kanade     You must be tired. Good work. [21:45] Kanade     Um, was it romantic, like it was     supposed to be in the plan? [21:52] Himuro     That's a secret. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 5     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Holding a Meeting. [23:35] Inukai     Next time, proof 5! [23:37] Inukai     "Science-types Fell in Love,     so They Tried Holding a Meeting." E5 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Holding a Meeting. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] High school girl     Wah! I'm late! I'm late! [00:07] High school girl     Oh, honestly! Over-sleeping     because my alarm clock broke! [00:09] High school girl     It's still morning, and     nothing has gone right! [00:12] High school girl     With all this, if I don't run into     my soulmate when I turn that corner... [00:16] High school girl     Nothing else can make up for it! [00:23] High school girl     Ow... [00:25] High school girl     Huh? [00:29] Yukimura     Apologies. Are you all right? [00:33] High school girl     An intelligent, cool guy... [00:35] High school girl     Is this...? Could it be? Could it be? [00:38] High school girl     Destiny...? [00:43] High school girl     Oh! Why did the jam side, of all     things, have to land on my uniform? [00:48] High school girl     I've been so unlucky! Super disastrous!     What is this, a curse? [00:52] Yukimura     That would be incorrect. [00:54] Yukimura     Have you heard of Murphy's Law? [00:57] Yukimura     Things like, "Why, when you drop a piece     of toast, does it land jam-side down?" [01:02] Yukimura     "Anything that can go wrong, will go     wrong." It is a law in a humorous sense. [01:07] Yukimura     However, an English researcher named Robert     Matthews offered this counter-argument. [01:12] Yukimura     He said that if you drop a piece of toast from     a table approximately one meter in height, SIGN    Jam SIGN    Toast [01:16] Yukimura     the chances of the toast landing     jam-side down are high. SIGN    of rotation when falling     would cause it to land      jam-side down. [01:19] Yukimura     And he proved it using physics. [01:23] Yukimura     Which means that the result is     perfectly natural, scientifically. [01:28] Yukimura     You are not unlucky.     Enjoy your high school life. [01:36] High school girl     What's with that nerd? SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    Proof 5     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Holding a Meeting. [03:11] Ibarada     Is someone presenting today? [03:13] Yukimura     Himuro and I. [03:15] Yukimura     We're presenting the research     we've been conducting. [03:17] Himuro     Our B4s should present sometime soon, too. [03:20] Ibarada     Torasuke, you haven't been     reading papers, have you? [03:24] Ibarada     The professor's gonna strangle you to death. [03:27] Inukai     H-He wouldn't really kill me... [03:31] Kanade     Today is the day all of the researchers     gather to hold a meeting! [03:36] Kanade     They're held every other Wednesday, [03:39] Kanade     and Ikeda Lab meetings usually     go something like this. [03:42] Rikekuma     Well, let's get the meeting started, bear. [03:45] Kanade     The meeting starts at 9 AM. [03:48] Kanade     First, the professor makes announcements. [03:50] Rikekuma     Next month, we're going on a trip to     Brisbane to make presentations, bear! [03:54] Rikekumas; background     This and that. This and that.     Somehow or other. [03:54] Kanade     Then, those who want to present     the findings of their research. [03:58] Rikekumas; background     Talk. Talk. Talk. [03:58] Kanade     When the presentation     finishes, we discuss it. [04:01] Kanade     And once all the presentations     are done, the meeting is closed. [04:04] Rikekuma     Thanks, everyone, bear. [04:07] Himuro     The professor is rather late, isn't he? [04:09] Himuro     Kanade-chan, you called him, didn't you? [04:11] Kanade     Oh, yes. He said he'd come right away. [04:13] Ibarada     He's sleeping. Gotta be. [04:16] Kanade     Sleep? But he was awake five minutes ago... [04:20] Ibarada     Professor. [04:23] Ikeda     Eek! That's... [04:25] Kanade     What's going on in there? [04:31] Ikeda     I'm so sorry about that! [04:33] Ikeda     The sunlight was so warm,     I started drifting off... [04:34] ---     Saitama University     Mathematics and Information Sciences     Professor Ikeda Kashin     Height: 185 cm Weight: 102 kg     Blood type: A     Hobbies: Triathlons, Free Climbing     Favorite foods: Protein, Alcohol     Favorite phrase: Accomplished in study and athletics     Looks up to: Taniyama Michiya, Kuze Takaomi     Goals: Own and operate a café [04:37] Kanade     He really was asleep. [04:39] Ikeda     Well, shall we start the meeting? [04:44] Kanade     Um... With that, we'll start today's meeting. [04:48] Kanade     Professor, do you have any announcements? [04:51] Ikeda     Yes. [04:53] Ikeda; background     As it is now June, [04:54] Kanade     This is the master of the     lab, Professor Ikeda! [04:55] Ikeda; background     those who have not yet presented their     research should do so soon, please. [04:57] Kanade     He's a little scary when he's angry,     but he's a very kind teacher. [05:01] Ikeda     Also, it's been decided that [05:03] Ikeda     we will hold a four university joint     training camp again this summer. [05:06] Ikeda     It will be August...     What were the dates again? [05:10] Ibarada     From the 19th to the 21st. [05:12] Ikeda     Yes! That's right. Thank you. [05:14] Ikeda     Having you around is such     a great help, Ibarada-kun. [05:18] Ibarada     You're quite welcome. [05:20] Kanade     Professor Ikeda can be a little absentminded. [05:23] Kanade     Ibarada-senpai often helps     with the follow up. [05:26] Ikeda     The undergraduates will be presenting there, [05:28] Ikeda     so our B4s, Kanade-kun and Kosuke-kun, [05:31] Ikeda     will need to decide on their     research themes by summer. [05:34] Inukai     Gulp! [05:35] Ikeda     Kanade-kun, I heard that you     were interested in TSP, [05:39] Ikeda     so I gave you papers on the subject.     What did you think of them? [05:42] Kanade     I'm still only partway through     the second one, but... [05:45] Kanade     I'm finding it difficult. [05:47] Ikeda     Well, that is how it is in the beginning. [05:50] Rikekuma     TSP! [05:53] Rikekuma     TSP is another way of referring to the     traveling salesman problem! [05:57] Rikekuma     I've already explained what it is,     bear, so if you want to know, [06:02] Rikekuma     go back and watch episode 3 or read the     first volume of the original work, bear. [06:05] Rikekuma     So, today's term of the day, is this! [06:08] Riekuma     B4! [06:10] Rikekuma     This is the mysterious word that Professor     Ikeda used with Kanade and the others, bear. [06:14] Rikekuma     It's a designation for school years     often used in research labs, bear. [06:18] Rikekuma     In English, an undergrad degree     is called a Bachelor's. SIGN    Undergraduates [06:20] Rikekuma     You use the first letter of that word, "B." [06:24] Rikekuma     So, B4 is a 4th year undergraduate student. SIGN    4th year undergrad student SIGN    Graduate courses [06:28] Rikekuma     Above that, you have the     "M" from "Master's." [06:31] Rikekuma     Himuro and Yukimura are both first-year     grad students, so they're M1s. SIGN    1st year graduate student [06:34] Rikekuma     Ibarada would be an M2, bear. SIGN    2nd year graduate student [06:38] Rikekuma     Once you've completed your graduate degree,     you attain the title of "Master," bear. [06:44] Rikekuma     Study hard and become masters like those     knights from a galaxy far, far away, [06:48] Rikekuma     and lose yourself in a vortex     of destruction and despair, bear. [06:52] Ikeda     And you, Kosuke-kun? [06:54] Ikeda     Did you find anything you liked     in the papers I gave you? [06:59] Inukai     I really do want to read those papers, [07:02] Inukai     but you could say,     my woman just won't let me go. SIGN    Aika SIGN    "Studying or me? Which is more important?" [07:06] Aika     Honestly! Studying or me?     Which is more important? [07:10] Ikeda     You haven't read them at all? [07:12] Inukai     'S right! [07:13] Ikeda     Not a single page? [07:15] Inukai     'S right. [07:16] Ikeda     Not a single word? [07:19] Inukai     'S right... [07:21] Ikeda     Kosuke-kun... [07:26] Ikeda     Aika-chan is very charming, [07:29] Ikeda     but let's do those assignments which     we are meant to do, shall we? [07:33] Ikeda     Do you understand? [07:35] Inukai     I'm sorry! [07:38] Kanade     Professor Ikeda excels in     both study and athletics, so [07:41] Kanade     when he gets angry, his muscles tend     to get a little bigger, but... [07:43] Ikeda; background     Oops! I pulverized my pen again. [07:44] Kanade     he's usually a very kind teacher. [07:47] Ibarada     Here's your spare. [07:49] Kanade     Well, then... Let's resume the meeting. [07:53] Kanade     If anyone has a presentation,     please go ahead. [07:57] Yukimura     Professor, I'd like to present. [08:01] Ikeda     What's this? A joint presentation     with Himuro-kun, is it? [08:06] Ikeda     It was a polynomial time reduction last time. [08:08] Ikeda     I'm excited to see how much     progress you've made. [08:12] Yukimura     First, if you'd please take     a look at figure 1.1. SIGN    We're for SIGN    realz ♥ SIGN    Fig 1.1: During Date Experiment [08:18] Yukimura     This figure shows the circumstances during     the date experiment we conducted recently. [08:22] Ikeda     U-Um... I did think you     got along well, but... [08:26] Ikeda     You two are in that kind     of relationship, are you? [08:29] Himuro and Yukimura     No, we are not. [08:30] Himuro     The genesis of this lies in events     of the other day when I... [08:35] Himuro     ...and so this date is     one of many experiments [08:38] Himuro     we conducted in regards to     the many types of romance. [08:41] Ikeda     Ah... I-I see... [08:43] Yukimura     I will upload the detailed     data to our local server. [08:46] Himuro     After a casual examination of the data, [08:49] Himuro     the experiment which garnered     the greatest results was... SIGN    Fig 4: Emotional Changes Over Time SIGN    Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man [08:53] Himuro     During the date experiment, at 2:22:42 PM, [08:57] Himuro     "I have assembled all of this data [09:00] Himuro     and even I am unable     to prove that I love her!" [09:04] Himuro     "The likes of you could never so     casually declare your love for her!" [09:07] Himuro     Yukimura-kun was heard     screaming these things. [09:11] Himuro     During that time,     my highest heart rate of the day, [09:14] Himuro     with a momentary high of     162 bpm, was recorded. [09:17] Kanade     Why is she talking like she's     giving TV viewership ratings? [09:22] Yukimura     Himuro, you little... [09:23] Yukimura     Is it really necessary to write     out every single word I said? [09:27] Himuro     Well, if I don't, it doesn't accurately     convey the conditions, does it? [09:30] Yukimura     In that case, I've got a     few thoughts of my own. SIGN    Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man SIGN    Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy [09:34] Yukimura     My highest heart rate was recorded here. [09:38] Yukimura     6:47 PM. [09:40] Yukimura     On the Ferris wheel, with the sunset     in the background, Himuro... [09:43] Yukimura     "This is the number of times I was happy     and the number of times I had fun today." [09:46] Yukimura     "In total, 1925 times." [09:48] Yukimura     "It's an exponential increase." [09:51] Yukimura     "And even now, in this moment, too."     ...is what she said. [09:57] Kanade     You're killing us over here, too! [09:59] Yukimura     "It was in this situation... [10:02] Yukimura     where my highest heart rate     of the day was recorded"... [10:07] Ikeda     And this... is your presentation? [10:12] Ikeda     Yukimura-kun. [10:13] Ikeda     What about your polynomial time reduction? [10:17] Yukimura     My deepest apologies. [10:19] Yukimura     I am planning to pursue that separately. [10:21] Yukimura     But as I determined this to be     the more pressing problem... [10:27] Ikeda     You're right! This research     topic seems super interesting! [10:31] Kanade     He's okay with it! [10:31] Inukai     Huh? [10:33] Yukimura     I knew you would say that, Professor! [10:37] Ikeda     Wow. The base conditions of love, is it? [10:41] Ikeda     When I married my wife,     this never even occurred to me. [10:45] Ikeda     Have you thoughts on future prospects? [10:48] Yukimura     Based on the sampling, [10:50] Yukimura     a large-scale control experiment. SIGN    Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy [10:53] Yukimura     To determine the base conditions of love,     we need to gather as much data as possible, SIGN    Love A SIGN    Love B SIGN    Love C SIGN    Love D SIGN    Love E SIGN    General "Love" [10:57] Yukimura     so that we can find the average. SIGN    Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw [11:00] Yukimura     As an example, this experiment. SIGN    Times your heart raced +22     Times you felt happy+12     Times your hands shook +2     Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2     Times you had no idea how it tasted +1 [11:03] Yukimura     Given the circumstances in the picture, SIGN    Times your heart raced +16     Times you felt happy +8     Times you thought the other person was cute +22     Times you had fun +12     Times you thought it tasted good +2     Times you wished you could take a picture +2 [11:04] Yukimura     we investigated the information on our     vitals and the emotion counters, but... [11:07] Ikeda     It seems you might need other     humans for this experiment. [11:12] Ikeda     And as many of them as you can get. [11:14] Yukimura     For example, in this room there     are six people, including me. SIGN    Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw SIGN    Times your heart raced +22     Times you felt happy+12     Times your hands shook +2     Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2     Times you had no idea how it tasted +1 SIGN    Times your heart raced +16     Times you felt happy +8     Times you thought the other person was cute +22     Times you had fun +12     Times you thought it tasted good +2     Times you wished you could take a picture +2 [11:18] Yukimura     Given the circumstances in the picture, SIGN    From the 6, possible pairs of 2 [11:19] Yukimura     From the six of us, it is possible to     make 15 combinations of groups of two. SIGN    pairs [11:24] Yukimura     Which means that within this lab, [11:27] Yukimura     it is possible to run 15 experiments. [11:30] Kanade     What? [11:31] Kanade     You're going to do all the pairs? [11:33] Ibarada     That sounds like crazy amounts of fun. [11:36] Yukimura     In particular, Kanade is the closest     to average, thus a valuable specimen. [11:39] Yukimura     You will participate,     by any means necessary. [11:41] Kanade     Aren't there numerous problems with this? [11:44] Yukimura     What, do you have a particular     partner at the moment? [11:46] Kanade     Well, no. I don't, but... [11:49] Yukimura     Then it shouldn't be a problem. [11:51] Yukimura     Also, you need to hurry up and turn     in a report on your romantic history. SIGN    Force of Impact [11:57] Himuro     I have told you before,     Yukimura-kun, you lack tact. [12:01] Yukimura     Himuro, you little...     Stop hitting my head every time! [12:04] Yukimura     You'll kill valuable brain cells! [12:05] Himuro     Then you should think a little harder. [12:07] Yukimura     What did you just say?! [12:08] Inukai     Yukimura-senpai! Stop! [12:10] Kanade     Please, calm down. [12:11] Yukimura     K-Kanade... You're really strong. [12:14] Yukimura     Wait... my arm... [12:18] Ikeda     Let's all calm down. [12:21] Ikeda     This place is a font of intelligence     and inquiry—the Ikeda lab. [12:25] Ikeda     We always resolve things intelligently,     calmly, rationally, do we not? [12:31] everyone     You're the most violent of us all. [12:34] Ikeda     Yukimura-kun, it is not good to force those     who do not wish it into your experiments. [12:40] Kanade     That's right! [12:42] Kanade     This experiment just doesn't make any sense! [12:44] Ikeda     Which is why you should     do it with volunteers! [12:47] Ikeda     I'd be happy to be of assistance. [12:51] Kanade     What's he saying? SIGN    Q1: Are you in a romantic relationship?           A Yes           B If I had to say, then yes.           C If I had to say, then no.           D No          Q2: What does "love" mean to you? [12:52] Ikeda     Papers on the psychology     of love, as far as I know, [12:57] Ikeda     are largely based on questionnaires     given to college students. [13:01] Ikeda     In particular, in Japan     there is a strong tendency [13:04] Ikeda     not to conduct matters of love in the open. SIGN    Concerning the Base Conditions of Love     Research Findings [13:06] Ikeda     Which is precisely why... [13:08] Ikeda     this data that you science-types collected     by throwing yourselves into it is, [13:11] Ikeda     from an academic standpoint,     extremely valuable. [13:15] Ikeda     True, it may not be an experiment     that makes sense, however, [13:19] Ikeda     smashing common sense to smithereens     is what we researchers do. [13:23] Yukimura     Exactly, Professor. [13:25] Himuro     Of course, I will give my all for research. [13:28] Ibarada     And you'll be participating, too, Torasuke. [13:31] Inukai     Why am I the only one     being forced into this? [13:34] Ikeda     Very good! [13:36] Ikeda     This place is a font of     intelligence and inquiry! [13:38] Ikeda     The Ikeda Laboratory! [13:41] Ikeda     Learn what makes sense.     Then, crush common sense under your heel! [13:44] Ikeda     Research as your heart desires! [13:47] Yukimura and Himuro     Yes, sir! [13:49] Kanade     Well, that brings today's     meeting to a close. [13:55] Kanade     This lab exists because of this professor. [13:58] Kanade     It seems that normal people     are in the minority here. [14:02] Kanade     I'm probably gonna end up     participating, too, aren't I? SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It. [14:18] Yukimura     Don't run, Kosuke. [14:22] Inukai     Yuki...mura...senpai... [14:29] Yukimura     Stop laughing, Ibarada! [14:32] Yukimura     You're the one who said we     should try this pairing! [14:36] Ibarada     So? What do you think? SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 [14:39] Inukai     I'm sorry, Yukimura-senpai. SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1 SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 SIGN    Times you felt like dying +1 SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1 SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1 [14:41] Inukai     I really respect you, Senpai, but... SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1 SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1 SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 SIGN    Times you felt like dying +1 SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1 SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1 SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 [14:43] Inukai     This is rough... SIGN    Times you felt like dying +1 SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1 SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1 SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1 SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 [14:45] Yukimura     This is rough for me, too. SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 SIGN    Times you felt like dying +1 SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1 SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1 SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1 SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1 [14:47] Ibarada     It's rough on me, too.     But it was worth seeing, just to try it. [14:52] Ibarada     Watching the two of you paired up...     It was funny, but that's all. [14:57] Yukimura; simultaneous     You little... [14:57] Kosuke; simultaneous     You! SIGN    Fig. 2.1: Wall Slam Experiment [14:59] Inukai     So? [15:00] Inukai     What're we supposed to figure     out from this experiment data? [15:04] Ibarada     That we are unable to deny the possibility     that you, Torasuke, are in love with Yukimura. [15:09] Inukai     Stop making it sound weird!     You crazy BL-loving woman! [15:13] Inukai     Seriously. It's not like my heart rate is... [15:16] Inukai     Well, I guess it's a little     higher than my resting rate. [15:20] Inukai     But there's no change in my     temperature or blood pressure! [15:22] Ibarada     That part is a little weird. [15:26] Ibarada     For blood pressure, when you     use something simple like this, [15:29] Ibarada     as opposed to medical equipment,     the accuracy is reduced. [15:32] Ibarada     Well, it works at a reference level. [15:35] Ibarada     Also, for this experiment, you put the     thermometer under your arm, right? [15:39] Ibarada     When you take a temperature under the     arm, it's an axillary temperature. [15:44] Ibarada     It's the most stable place to take the     highest temperature on the body, but SIGN    Core Temperature [15:48] Ibarada     because of that, it's not suited for     reading small changes in temperature. [15:53] Ibarada     Emotion-related temperature     fluctuations most often occur [15:56] Ibarada     in places like the tip of the nose. [15:58] Ibarada     However, places like that are very     susceptible to external stimulus. [16:03] Ibarada     Honestly, a comfy room and measuring with     thermography would be best, but... [16:09] Ibarada     That's hard to do in the middle of a date... [16:12] Ibarada     Still, basically, [16:14] Ibarada     it just won't serve as material to deny     any love between you and Yukimura. [16:20] Inukai     You freakin' witch! [16:22] Inukai     Go ahead and act cocky while you can... [16:26] Inukai     Doing all the pairings means that, eventually, [16:29] Inukai     you're gonna participate     in the experiments, too! [16:33] Inukai     If, by chance, you're in love with me, [16:36] Inukai     it'll be exposed in a flash. [16:38] Ibarada     Yeah. So not. [16:40] Ibarada     And you... [16:42] Ibarada     I wouldn't set your heart racing, would I? [16:46] Inukai     Huh? [16:47] Inukai     Aika's the only one for me. [16:49] Inukai     A woman like you isn't even on my radar! SIGN    Fig. 2.1: Close Contact Experiment [16:54] Ibarada     In that case... [16:55] Ibarada     Shall we try this close contact experiment     and see whose vitals stay at resting rates? [17:01] Ibarada     Loser treats the other to a week's worth     of skewered dango from the co-op store. [17:05] Inukai     Sounds like fun. [17:07] Inukai     You think pairing up with you     is gonna do anything for me? [17:10] Inukai     I'm gonna bankrupt you, you pipsqueak. SIGN    Saitama Bowl SIGN    Cheese Katsu SIGN    Fried Shrimp [17:15] Himuro     Now, we will conduct [17:16] Himuro     an experiment with the pairing     of Yukimura and Kanade. [17:20] Himuro     Kanade-chan, please, begin. [17:23] Kanade     This is embarrassing... [17:26] Yukimura     Just do it. [17:27] Kanade     F-Fine, I will... [17:29] Kanade     Here. Say "ah"... SIGN    Situation 7: One subject asks the other to say "ah," and, using      chopsticks, spoon, or other utensil, assists in the      intake of food.     Subject | Kanade Kotonoha     Observation Notes: [17:34] Himuro     Why do I feel so unsettled? [17:37] Himuro     Kanade-chan and Yukimura-kun are     nothing more than colleagues... [17:43] Kanade     Say "ah"! [17:46] Yukimura     It sure looks delicious! [17:53] Yukimura     Hey, Himuro. [17:55] Yukimura     This experiment is between Kanade and myself. [17:57] Himuro     Yes. I understand that. [17:59] Kanade     U-Um... [18:01] Kanade     Then, let's try again... [18:03] Kanade     Here. Say "ah"... [18:08] Yukimura     Himuro... SIGN    Round 1. [18:16] Ibarada     Kosuke... I've always wanted to do this. [18:21] Inukai     So have I. [18:24] Inukai     Hold on! [18:25] Inukai     What is this? This is stupid. [18:27] Inukai     But I guess I've got no choice. [18:29] Inukai     I've gotta find a way to raise her heart     rate in this romantic atmosphere. [18:33] Inukai     Huh? [18:34] Inukai     Did she just call me Kosuke...? [18:36] Ibarada     Kosuke, from now on... [18:39] Ibarada     I'm not going to stop myself     from saying I love you, Kosuke! [18:44] Inukai     She...! [18:46] Inukai     Those are Aika's lines from when she     confesses in the True End route of chapter 9! SIGN    Aika SIGN    "From now on...     I'm not going to stop myself     from saying I love you!" [18:51] Inukai     Reenacting that famous     scene isn't playing fair! [18:53] Inukai     Calm down. [18:54] Inukai     She isn't Aika. [18:56] Inukai     All this woman does is game     all day and lie around. [18:59] Inukai     She's a horrible woman who     pushes people around, [19:01] Inukai     a demon trying to extort dango from me! [19:04] Aika     I love you, Kosuke. [19:07] Inukai     Aika! SIGN    Heart rate during experiment          Resting heart rate SIGN    Heart Rate (bpm) SIGN    Heart rate during experiment          Resting heart rate SIGN    Heart Rate (bpm) SIGN    Time (minutes)     Fig. 2.2: Ibarada Ena's heart rate fluctuations SIGN    Time (minutes)     Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations SIGN    Body Temperature (C°) SIGN    Body Temperature (C°) [19:12] Ibarada     So weak. [19:13] Ibarada     It's like using a weapon the     boss is weak against in M°ga Man. [19:18] Inukai     Total defeat... [19:20] Inukai     And that woman, despite all of her acting, [19:23] Inukai     kept all her numbers super normal! [19:26] Inukai     In the first place, [19:27] Inukai     imitating Aika isn't playing fair! [19:29] Inukai     You're toying with my pure love for her! [19:31] Ibarada     Oh, fine. Shall we throw     that one out and try again? SIGN    Round 2. [19:44] Inukai     I can do this. [19:45] Inukai     As long as she doesn't imitate     Aika, this is nothing. [19:48] Inukai     I'm taking this round. [19:58] Ibarada     Doesn't being like this... [20:00] Ibarada     bring back memories? [20:01] Inukai     Huh? [20:03] Ibarada     Do you remember when     we were little, Torasuke? [20:08] Inukai     Yes... [20:09] Ibarada     A long time ago... [20:11] Ibarada     the two of us used to sit together like this... [20:13] Ibarada     on the porch in your backyard, Torasuke. [20:17] Ibarada     The sunlight felt so good, [20:20] Ibarada     we both fell asleep like that. [20:23] Ibarada     And, without realizing it, [20:25] Ibarada     you peed on me in your sleep,     didn't you, Torasuke? [20:29] Inukai     Ye...s? [20:31] Ibarada     In elementary school, [20:32] Ibarada     when we thought I might move away, [20:35] Ibarada     you started bawling saying "I'm gonna     marry you, Ena-chan! You can't go!" [20:42] Inukai     Stop that. [20:43] Ibarada     In middle school, [20:45] Ibarada     you played your first pretty girl dating     game with me in my room, didn't you? [20:49] Inukai     Stop that. [20:50] Inukai     Stop it. [20:51] Ibarada     Back then, you got so excited you wet— [20:54] Inukai     Stop it, Ibarada! [21:00] Kanade     Ibarada-senpai, why do     you have so many dango? [21:04] Ibarada     I had a weakling who mistook recklessness     for bravery get them for me. [21:09] Ibarada     You guys want some? [21:11] Inukai     This dratted pipsqueak of a woman! [21:15] Inukai     I'll get you for this! [21:16] Kanade     "Competition to Maintain Steady Vitals     During Close Contact," was it? [21:20] Yukimura     That isn't the same as the     conditions for our experiment. [21:24] Ibarada     Well, true enough. And there was     a bit of forced excitement in it. [21:29] Kanade     In a lot of different ways, [21:33] Kanade     there's no one in this lab     who can beat this person. [21:37] Ibarada     Huh? SIGN    Heart rate during experiment          Resting heart rate SIGN    Time (minutes)     Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations SIGN    Heart Rate (bpm) SIGN    Heart rate during experiment          Resting heart rate [21:48] Ibarada     Himuro, Yukimura... [21:52] Ibarada     Why don't the two of you... [21:54] Ibarada     try a little kiss? [22:01] Himuro and Yukimura     A... A kiss? SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 6     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Kissing. [23:35] Ibarada     Next time, Proof 6. [23:37] Ibarada     "Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Kissing." E6 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Kissing. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It [01:34] Yukimura     All right, Himuro. [01:36] Yukimura     Close your eyes. [01:40] Yukimura     Now hold it, and lift your chin 30 degrees. SIGN    Proof 6     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Kissing. [01:44] Yukimura     Another 6.5 degrees. [01:46] Yukimura     Good. [01:47] Yukimura     According to the data,     that will give us a height of 4 cm. [01:50] Yukimura     Now, as long as I tilt my head     at an angle of 40 degrees, [01:53] Yukimura     even if I keep my glasses on,     we should avoid a collision of noses. SIGN    Times you didn't want to kiss +1 [01:58] Kanade     Um... [01:59] Kanade     Himuro-senpai's "doesn't want     to" counter is rising rapidly. [02:03] Yukimura     Wh-What's the meaning of this, Himuro?! [02:05] Yukimura     I thought you loved me! [02:07] Himuro     That hasn't been established     for certain yet! [02:11] Himuro     It's not like that. [02:12] Himuro     It's not that I don't want     you to, Yukimura-kun... [02:15] Himuro     I don't quite understand it myself, but... [02:17] Himuro     somehow... I don't want to do     it like this, like it's work... [02:22] Himuro     And even if you asked me for     specifics, I wouldn't really know, but... [02:26] Kanade     Himuro-senpai! [02:27] Kanade     You're adorable! [02:29] Himuro     Huh? [02:29] Kanade     She's right, Yukimura-senpai! [02:31] Kanade     A kiss isn't something you should     do just to be done with it. [02:34] Kanade     The right mood is important     for this kind of thing! [02:37] Yukimura     Mood? [02:38] Kanade     Something like... Well, you know... [02:41] Kanade     A restaurant with a night view, or... [02:43] Kanade     Walking along a beach at sunset... [02:46] Kanade     Kissing somewhere with a nice mood     like that is what gives it meaning! [02:51] Yukimura     Meaning, is it? [02:52] Kanade     Oh, right! You remember? [02:54] Kanade     Like that time on the Ferris wheel     when we were collecting date data? [02:57] Kanade     The mood was amazing, wasn't it? [03:00] Himuro     What? [03:04] Himuro     True... [03:05] Himuro     In that moment, I wouldn't     have minded... probably... [03:08] Kanade     See? I knew it! [03:10] Himuro     I see. [03:11] Himuro     That's what it was. [03:13] Himuro     In order to kiss, the right mood is necessary! SIGN    Mood Quantification [03:17] Himuro     If we can define a "mood value," [03:20] Himuro     we should be able to find an efficient     method of increasing the mood! [03:23] Yukimura     I don't know. [03:25] Yukimura     Can something as insubstantial as "mood"     really exert such a strong influence? [03:29] Ibarada     It's got a pretty big effect. [03:31] Ibarada     Even if you just compare     the external environments. [03:35] Ibarada     For example, look at a situation     with a high mood value... [03:39] Ibarada     If you contrast it with a low value... SIGN    hup SIGN    hup SIGN    hup SIGN    hup SIGN    hup SIGN    hup SIGN    hup SIGN    hup [03:41] men in background     Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! [03:43] Ibarada     What do you think? [03:45] Yukimura     You're right! [03:46] Yukimura     There's a tremendous difference! [03:47] Himuro     If you pushed for a kiss in those conditions,     I would punch you, Yukimura-kun. [03:53] Yukimura     Why is there so much variation     when the action is the same? [03:56] Yukimura     What could the difference     between the situations be? [03:58] Kanade     Wouldn't it be the overabundance of muscles? [04:01] Yukimura     I see. [04:02] Himuro     Which means... [04:03] Yukimura; simultaneous     This! [04:03] Himuro; simultaneous     This, right? SIGN    Definition 1.1: Mood value M*(x)* is      inversely proportional to the amount      of muscles in the vicinity. [04:05] Kanade     It's not wrong, [04:06] Kanade     but... this definition is useless. [04:09] Ibarada     Well, it was an extreme example, [04:10] Ibarada     but I don't think we can call     this a correct interpretation. [04:13] Ibarada     Okay. Self-proclaimed "man who     lives on love," Torasuke-kun. [04:16] Ibarada     A list of situations that     might provide the right mood. [04:19] Inukai     Well, if you insist. [04:21] Inukai     My 2D memories are gonna     breathe some fire into this. SIGN    Ferris wheel SIGN    Beach at sunset SIGN    Restaurant with a night view SIGN    Cruise on the water SIGN    Romantic movie at the theater SIGN    Fireworks SIGN    Planetarium SIGN    White Christmas SIGN    Watching adult videos [04:31] Inukai     If you're looking for situations     overflowing with the right mood, [04:33] Inukai     it's gotta be something like these. [04:35] Kanade     Yeah. If you leave out that one     part, they all have nice moods! [04:39] Yukimura     Now, then. What do these have in common? [04:42] Kanade     That one part aside, maybe it's that they're     all rather fashionable places...? [04:47] Himuro     Trying to quantify "prettiness"     is incredibly difficult. [04:51] Himuro     A clearer factor might be that [04:53] Himuro     they're all "places without a lot of people     where the two can be alone," perhaps. [04:57] Ibarada     I don't think that's quite accurate... [05:00] Ibarada     For example, what do you think of this? [05:02] Kanade     A secret kiss during the fireworks! [05:05] Kanade     How wonderful! [05:06] Himuro     Yes. [05:08] Ibarada     What about this? [05:08] background     Wow! Look at that. [05:09] Kanade     They're all staring. [05:11] Himuro     That would be difficult. SIGN    Definition 1.2: Mood value M(x) is inversely proportional      to the number of people in the area      paying attention to the couple. [05:15] Ibarada     Which would make it something like this. [05:17] Himuro     I see. [05:18] Kanade     Another thing might be "a quiet place," maybe? [05:21] Kanade     If there's a lot of noise around,     it'd ruin the mood. SIGN    decibels SIGN    decibels SIGN    decibels [05:31] announcement     The express leaving at 16:15 is... SIGN    decibels SIGN    decibels [05:35] Rock singer     Who's gonna be angels in the land of death? SIGN    decibels [05:37] Yukimura     Looking at the results of the comparisons, [05:39] Yukimura     we can probably say that "when the     surrounding noise rises above a certain level, [05:42] Yukimura     the mood value decreases." [05:45] Kanade     Just the mention of "decibels"     makes the mood drop. [05:49] Inukai     Wouldn't you agree that     "dimness" is important too? SIGN    Daylight SIGN    Dusk SIGN    Night [05:55] Inukai     When people are in the dark,     they start feeling naughty— [05:58] Ibarada     Psychologically speaking, [05:59] Ibarada     it's true that dark places can     allow more openness and freedom. [06:03] Ibarada     And, to take an approach other than     looking at environmental factors, [06:06] Ibarada     "a relaxed conversation with     lots of silence and pauses," [06:09] Ibarada     might be the kind of things that works, too. [06:11] Ibarada     The two of you are always     chattering away, debating, [06:14] Ibarada     but how about you two keep quiet     a sec and look into each other's eyes? [06:17] Yukimura     Keep quiet? [06:29] Himuro     This is amazing! [06:31] Yukimura     The mood really did increase! [06:33] Yukimura     Is this the effect of silence? [06:36] Yukimura     We can add this into the     calculation of mood value. [06:39] Yukimura     The most important factors are these five! [06:41] Kanade     When will these two ever be able to kiss? SIGN    Beauty of surroundings SIGN    Lack of people in surroundings SIGN    Dimness SIGN    Quietness SIGN    Length of time spent silently gazing at each other [06:47] Himuro     The question is how to combine them. [06:50] Kanade     Can't you just give each of them a value     of 20 out of 100 and add them together? SIGN    Beauty 20 pts SIGN    Number of 3rd parties 20 pts SIGN    Dimness 20 pts SIGN    Quietness 20 pts SIGN    Silence 20 pts SIGN    100 pts [06:55] Ibarada     I don't think that'll work this time. [06:58] Ibarada     We're talking somewhere beautiful,     without many people, [07:01] Ibarada     and dim lighting where you can     gaze at each other, right? [07:04] Ibarada     But what if it were super noisy there? [07:07] announcement; fades to background     For the sake of a brighter future, all we ask     is that you cast your vote honestly and fairly! [07:08] Ibarada     Wouldn't that kill the mood? [07:11] Kanade     That's true! [07:12] Ibarada     Which means... SIGN    Beauty SIGN    Number of 3rd parties SIGN    Dimness SIGN    Quietness SIGN    Silence [07:14] Ibarada     If any single factor out of these five     is radically lower than the others, SIGN    Beauty 20 pts SIGN    Number of 3rd parties 20 pts SIGN    Dimness 20 pts SIGN    Quietness 0 pts SIGN    Silence 20 pts [07:18] Ibarada     the entire mood value decreases.     It has to be defined to express that. SIGN    Mood Value     Ultra Low [07:22] Kanade     Th-That seems difficult... [07:24] Himuro     All we have to do is multiply     instead of add, right? [07:27] Yukimura     That would make regulating     the numbers a pain. [07:30] Ikeda     Sounds like you're working     on something interesting. [07:33] Ikeda     What about something like this? [07:36] Ikeda     First, we'll make "x" the value of "quiet"     and indicate a total value of 100. [07:42] Ikeda     Let's see... [07:43] Ikeda     That should do it. [07:44] Ikeda     For example, let's use this equation     and change the total value to 20. [07:49] Inukai     Uh... What? [07:51] Ikeda     This is high school math, Kosuke-kun. [07:54] Ikeda     When you graph this equation, SIGN    33.33...pts 100 pts [07:56] Ikeda     anything less than 33 points     rapidly becomes negative. [08:00] Yukimura     Of course. [08:01] Yukimura     If we use this... [08:02] Yukimura     In cases where it's insanely loud... [08:07] Yukimura     The value of quietness would     become negative infinity. [08:10] Yukimura     Even if the other values are     the highest they can be, SIGN    Quietness SIGN    Beauty 3rd Parties Dimness Quietness Silence      20 pts 20 pts 20 pts 20 pts [08:12] Yukimura     when you add them together,     no matter what you do, SIGN    Mood Value [08:14] Yukimura     the mood value would be negative infinity! [08:16] Himuro     Plus, with this method, the value becomes     intuitive and easy to understand! [08:20] Yukimura     Just what we'd expect from you, Professor! [08:22] Ikeda     I'll leave the setup and investigation     of each factor to you two. [08:26] Himuro and Yukimura     Yes, sir! [08:29] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai and Himuro-senpai     became immersed in research and... [08:35] Yukimura     It's done! [08:36] Himuro     We really did it! SIGN    Mood Value M is defined as follows. SIGN    (Beauty index) SIGN    (number of 3rd parties) SIGN    (expresses the average of the scores for beauty, fashionability) SIGN    amount of evaluators SIGN    Here the number of people paying attention to the couple is defined as X₂ SIGN    then     then SIGN    (Brightness index) SIGN    missing SIGN    X₃ = the degree of illumination (lux) SIGN    (Quietness index) SIGN    The value of noise in the area is expressed as X₄ SIGN    then     then     then SIGN    (Gazing at each other) SIGN    The number of seconds spent silently gazing at each other is expressed as X₅ SIGN    then          then     then [08:41] Kanade     It's so long I don't get it... SIGN    Equation to Define Mood Value [08:45] Rikekuma     The equation to define mood value! [08:47] Rikekuma     I'll make the effort and     go over it for you, bear. SIGN    Beauty Index SIGN    Beauty Index [08:53] Rikekuma     The beauty index! [08:56] Rikekuma     You give it a point value based on feeling, [08:58] Rikekuma     and take the average of a     bunch of people, bear. [09:01] Rikekumas     100 points! [09:02] Rikekumas     It's the same! It-It's the same! [09:02] Rikekumas     The same! We're all... We're all the same! SIGN    Number of 3rd Parties [09:05] Rikekuma     The number of third parties! SIGN    Number of 3rd Parties [09:08] Rikekuma     When there's a lot of people who     have nothing to do with it around, [09:10] Rikekuma     you give them each a -10,000, bear. [09:13] Rikekuma     Though, honestly, if you     gave 'em negative one trillion, [09:15] Rikekuma     it wouldn't change the results, bear. SIGN    Degree of Illumination [09:18] Rikekuma     The degree of illumination! SIGN    Degree of Illumination [09:20] Rikekuma     There's some crazy equation     written here, bear, SIGN    approx. SIGN    lux [09:23] Rikekuma     but when you graph it, it turns out     something like this, bear. [09:26] Rikekuma     The highest points are about the     brightness level of a candle, [09:28] Rikekuma     and if it gets much darker,     the points drop drastically, bear. [09:32] Rikekuma     I can't see anything, bear... SIGN    Quietness Index [09:35] Rikekuma     Quietness index! SIGN    Quietness Index [09:38] Rikekuma     This one's complicated too, bear. [09:40] Rikekuma     Basically, with this one... [09:41] Rikekuma     If it's loud, the mood value drops     to negative infinity, bear! SIGN    Silently Gazing at Each Other Index [09:45] Rikekuma     The silently gazing at each other index! SIGN    Silently Gazing at Each Other Index [09:48] Rikekuma     Another troublesome equation, bear. SIGN    The number of seconds spent silently gazing at each other is expressed as X₅ SIGN    then SIGN    then SIGN    then [09:50] Rikekuma     In short, the longer the period of     time spent looking at each other, [09:53] Rikekuma     the higher the points, with 30     seconds as the highest score. [09:56] Rikekuma     And if it exceeds 60 seconds, it starts     getting stupid and the points decrease, bear. [10:01] Kanade     And now, from the results     of the investigation... [10:03] Kanade     The most beautiful place on campus, [10:06] Kanade     where there aren't any other people, [10:07] Kanade     and where the brightness and quietness     help create the right mood... [10:10] Kanade     This is that place. [10:11] Kanade     We've determined it's the roof of     the joint research tower at dusk! SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It [10:23] Kanade     The place most suited to kissing. [10:25] Kanade     The mood value is 92! [10:35] Yukimura     Would you... [10:37] Yukimura     kiss me... Kanade. [10:39] Kanade     Well... um... [10:42] Kanade     I'd really rather not. [10:44] Yukimura     Why? [10:45] Yukimura     The current mood value is extremely high. [10:48] Kanade     It's not that I have anything     against you, Yukimura-senpai... [10:52] Kanade     It's just that kissing someone who     isn't my boyfriend is a little... [10:56] Yukimura     We need to perform a control     experiment to collect data! SIGN    Kissing someone you love SIGN    Comparison SIGN    Kissing someone you don't love [11:00] Yukimura     In order to investigate the     base conditions of love, [11:02] Yukimura     we must compare a kiss with someone you love     with a kiss with someone you don't love! [11:07] Kanade     S-Still, there's no reason     to do this with everyone... [11:12] Kanade     Honestly. It's so embarrassing... [11:15] Yukimura     Experiment, stage 1 complete. [11:16] Kanade     And why am I stage 1? [11:19] Inukai     It was decided by ladder     lottery. No complaining. [11:23] Himuro     Yukimura-kun didn't do anything     weird to you, did he? [11:27] Kanade     Having no other choice, he offered     the option of a kiss on the hand. [11:30] Himuro     Was that all? There wasn't     anything else, was there? [11:33] Kanade     If it's gonna make you cry,     don't conduct this kind of experiment. [11:36] Ibarada     In Western countries,     kissing's an everyday thing, after all. [11:40] Ibarada     There's no reason to take it     so seriously, is there? [11:44] Ibarada     Like this, see? [11:49] Yukimura     I-Ibarada! [11:50] Yukimura     What do you think you're doing? [11:52] Ibarada     This is part of the control experiment, too. [11:55] Ibarada     Don't most girls do this     much with each other? [11:58] Kanade     No, they don't! [11:59] Himuro     I-I haven't done that, either. [12:03] Ibarada     Really? [12:04] Ibarada     Back in high school,     pretty much everyone was doing it. [12:08] Ibarada     Don't worry, you two, [12:10] Ibarada     a kiss between two girls isn't     really a kiss. It doesn't count. [12:15] Ibarada     Now, then. Who would the next     pair for the experiment be? SIGN    Experiment 3: Himuro - Kosuke Pair [12:23] Himuro     Kosuke-kun, I know you may be reluctant, but [12:27] Himuro     if you'd please cooperate,     for the sake of the experiment. [12:29] Inukai     I, Inukai Kosuke, am a man who     lives for one love alone, [12:34] Inukai     but if it will help make your love a reality,     then it would be my pleasure! [12:37] Himuro     As for location...     Cheek, nose, forehead, ear... [12:42] Himuro     I don't want it to be anywhere near my face. [12:44] Himuro     That said, I feel like a kiss on the     foot would carry too much meaning. [12:51] Hinuro     Therefore I'll have the same as Kanade-chan,     the back of my hand. [12:54] Inukai     Gotcha. [12:56] Inukai     Take a moment to savor this kiss of mine... [13:03] Himuro     Thank you, Kosuke-kun! [13:05] Himuro     I felt... absolutely nothing! [13:07] Inukai     That's a lovely smile     and a horrible comment! SIGN    Experiment 4: Himuro - Kanade Pair [13:16] Kanade     It's really... a long time, isn't it?     Thirty seconds... [13:20] Himuro     You just start feeling the     urge to laugh, don't you? [13:26] Kanade     Um... Himuro-senpai? [13:29] Kanade     Your hand. Why...? [13:32] Himuro     I-I'm sorry! [13:35] Himuro     You see, I... [13:38] Himuro     I've never had any friends     of the same gender as me. [13:42] Himuro     Maybe it's my personality. [13:44] Himuro     I've just never been able to     fit into groups of girls. [13:47] Himuro     There wasn't a single one I felt close to. [13:50] Himuro     That's why, when you treat me like     a friend, it makes me so happy. [13:54] Himuro     I thought, it's sort of like     having a little sister... [13:57] Himuro     I'm sorry. [13:59] Kanade     Himuro-senpai! [14:02] Kanade     Right now... I think I could kiss you! [14:06] Himuro     What? [14:07] Kanade     Me, too.     I've always wanted an older sister. [14:11] Himuro     Kanade-chan... [14:17] Himuro     What is this? What is this? What is this? [14:19] Kanade     Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! [14:20] Kanade     This is super embarrassing!     So absolutely embarrassing! SIGN    Experiment 5: Yukimura - Kosuke Pair [14:28] Inukai     Thirty seconds sure is long. [14:31] Yukimura     You just start feeling the     urge to kill yourself. [14:33] Inukai     Are we seriously gonna kiss? [14:36] Yukimura     The experiment is necessary.     It cannot be avoided! [14:39] Inukai     All right! [14:40] Inukai     Inukai Kosuke's gonna show     you how manly he is! [14:43] Yukimura     I will end this in a split second!     Grit your teeth and take it! [14:50] Inukai     Research sure is rough, isn't it? [14:53] Yukimura     Kosuke, let me ask just one thing... [14:57] Yukimura     What did you do during     your experiment with Himuro. [15:00] Inukai     J-Just a kiss on the hand. [15:03] Yukimura     Was that all? There wasn't     anything else, was there? [15:05] Inukai     N-No, there wasn't! SIGN    Experiment 6: Yukimura - Ibarada Pair [15:10] Ibarada     Yukimura... [15:12] Ibarada     Will you kiss me here? [15:14] Yukimura     I will not! [15:15] Ibarada     Yukimura-kun, close your eyes. [15:18] Yukimura     Unhand me! Get lost! [15:19] Ibarada     Can't do that. We have to kiss. [15:22] Ibarada     You need something to compare     Himuro to, don't you? [15:27] Yukimura     In the event that irrational comparisons [15:29] Yukimura     threaten to corrupt the     results of an experiment, [15:31] Yukimura     there is no need to engage in them. [15:33] Ibarada     And who determines whether     or not they're irrational? [15:36] Ibarada     Besides, romantic emotions are     irrational to begin with, aren't they? [15:41] Yukimura     She's so eloquent, it's nearly     impossible to out talk this woman. [15:44] Yukimura     In which case, there's only one method! [15:50] Ibarada     Wait... [15:54] Ibarada     How slow a runner are you, exactly? [15:57] Yukimura     You think... you're one to talk? SIGN    Experiment 7: Ibarada - Kosuke Pair [16:02] Ibarada     If you get a 5-star out of the 10-pull gacha,     you can kiss me wherever you want. [16:06] Ibarada     If you don't, you kiss my foot. [16:08] Inukai     Who's gonna do what?     You just watch my tremendous luck! [16:11] Inukai     Okay! Draw! SIGN    Experiment 8: Kanade - Kosuke Pair [16:14] Kanade     I know it's late to say this, but we     really picked a difficult lab to join. [16:18] Kanade     What are they making us do? [16:21] Inukai     I did hear rumors that     the Ikeda lab was crazy. [16:25] Kanade     It's even more insane than expected. [16:28] Kanade     Oh, right. We can just do      an indirect kiss, right? SIGN    Experiment 9: Yukimura - Himuro Pair [16:37] Yukimura     We've finally managed to     reach the final experiment. [16:40] Himuro     Sorry to keep you waiting, Yukimura-kun. [16:44] Yukimura     Uh, sure... [16:47] Yukimura     Are you ready? [16:48] Himuro     Yes. I'm okay to go any time. [16:54] Yukimura     Still, to think a kiss was     something this difficult... [16:58] Himuro     Once we've cleared this, [17:00] Himuro     it will have brought us one step closer     to proving our love, don't you think? [17:04] Yukimura     You're really all right with this? [17:06] Yukimura     Having to kiss a man as part     of a verification process. [17:12] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [17:14] Himuro     Right now... I'm sort of happy. [17:17] Himuro     It's so beautiful here. And quiet. [17:20] Himuro     It's just you and me, alone together. [17:22] Himuro     It really is a lovely atmosphere. [17:25] Himuro     This place showed a high mood value, [17:27] Himuro     and it's substantiating that finding. [17:29] Himuro     The process we built together... [17:32] Himuro     it was right! [17:36] Himuro     Right now, I feel like I could do anything! [17:44] Yukimura     Wh-What is this atmosphere? SIGN    Mood Value [17:47] Yukimura     Himuro looks 1.8 times more     beautiful than normal. [17:52] Yukimura     Is this the effect of the "mood"? [17:54] Yukimura     Right. Time to begin. [18:00] Himuro     Oh... Um... [18:02] Himuro     G-Go slowly... please... Okay? [18:09] Yukimura     Now. I can't let this mood slip away. SIGN    Mood Value [18:25] Yukimura     A-A helicopter?! [18:27] Yukimura     If the noise level exceeds 70 decibels,     the mood plummets drastically! [18:31] Himuro     Yukimura-kun! The mood value is... [18:33] Yukimura     This is not an issue. [18:34] Yukimura     Once the helicopter passes,     the noise level will subside. [18:37] Yukimura     If we stay like this and gaze at each other, [18:39] Yukimura     the mood value should increase again! [18:42] Himuro     Th-That's true. SIGN    Mood Value [18:45] Yukimura     Right. Now, if we just wait 30 seconds... [18:49] Yukimura     Oh, no! The sun set! [18:52] Yukimura     There are no lights on the roof! [18:54] Yukimura     No. I thought this might happen, so... [18:57] Yukimura     I prepared a fashionable candle! [19:00] Yukimura     This should achieve the highest     value for brightness! [19:06] Kanade     Um... [19:07] Kanade     Himuro-senpai! Yukimura-senpai!     Have you... finished? [19:12] Kanade     Oh. Sorry if you haven't yet... SIGN    Mood Value [19:16] Yukimura     When there's a third party... [19:18] Yukimura     the mood drops by negative     ten thousand points! [19:21] Manager     Sorry to interrupt. I'd like to lock     up the roof before it gets dark. [19:26] Yukimura     Now there's another one! [19:27] Ikeda     Oh? This is where you two have been? [19:31] Yukimura     And now we even have an     overabundance of muscle! [19:33] Yukimura     Curses! Is this the end? [19:36] Yukimura     There is no hope of restoring the mood. [19:38] Yukimura     This experiment was a failure. [19:41] Yukimura     Our carefully detailed plan... [19:43] Yukimura     The theory we devoted so     much time to composing... [19:47] Himuro     Oh, honestly! [19:49] Himuro     I don't care about "mood" anymore!     Hurry up and kiss me! [19:52] Yukimura     Y-You're the one who said     "mood" was necessary! [19:56] Himuro     Your execution is entirely too poor! [19:58] Yukimura     I-It's not my fault the mood value dropped! [20:01] Himuro     Well, no, but... [20:01] Ibarada     Oh, dear... [20:03] Manager     Oops. Did I barge in on a young couple? [20:06] Ikeda     Apparently, those two aren't dating. [20:10] Manager     What? But they're so insistent     about needing to kiss... [20:13] Himuro     At this rate, we will never be able to kiss! [20:16] Yukimura     Well, I don't want to give up, either! [20:18] Yukimura     But, what do you mean to     do about this mood value? [20:20] Himuro     W-Well, I mean... [20:23] Himuro     It might be an experiment,     but it's my first, so... [20:25] Himuro     if I have to, I'd prefer     a wonderful kiss, but... [20:29] Himuro     I don't know anything about romance,     so it just isn't possible for me. [20:33] Himuro     All the other experiments we     performed will go to waste. [20:36] Himuro     We just need to hurry up and do it. [20:40] Himuro     Come on. Quickly. [20:56] Yukimura     For today... [20:58] Yukimura     I've chosen a spot that seems like     it would cause the least damage. [21:01] Yukimura     "It isn't possible for me"? [21:04] Yukimura     Don't base decisions on supposition. [21:09] Yukimura     One day... [21:10] Yukimura     I will... [21:12] Yukimura     give you a kiss of the     highest theoretical value. [21:16] Yukimura     Just you wait. [21:20] Himuro     I will. [21:23] Kanade     What are they making us watch? [22:57] Kanade     These are the findings. [22:58] Kanade     In the kissing experiment, [23:00] Kanade     the pair with the greatest change     in vitals, the best pair is... [23:07] Kanade     the Yukimura-Ibarada pair. SIGN    Shock! SIGN    Yukimura - Ibarada Pair SIGN    Yukimura - Kosuke Pair SIGN    Himuro - Yukimura Pair SIGN    Himuro - Kanade Pair SIGN    Ibarada - Kosuke Pair [23:15] Himuro     I couldn't even measure up to Kosuke-kun... [23:17] Yukimura     That can't be! [23:19] Inukai     That doesn't make me happy at all. [23:21] Yukimura     Hang on, Ibarada! [23:22] Yukimura     No matter how you think about it,     it's all because we ran around like that! [23:26] Yukimura     You've got to be kidding me! [23:30] Kanade     What was the point of this experiment? SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 7     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Having a Drinking Party. [23:35] Ikeda     Next time, Proof 7. [23:37] Ikeda     "Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Having a Drinking Party." E7 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Having a Drinking Party. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Students     Good work today! [00:02] Kanade     A drinking party. [00:03] Kanade     An indispensable and much-anticipated     event in college life. [00:07] Kanade     Talking with people you get along with. [00:10] Kanade     Your first alcoholic drink. [00:11] Kanade     And... [00:13] Handsome guy     Kanade-chan, your face is all red. [00:16] Kanade     Is it? I'm not very good with alcohol... [00:20] Handsome guy     You okay? What do you say the two     of us go talk somewhere or something? [00:24] Kanade     All right. [00:26] Kanade     ...wonderful encounters! [00:28] Yukimura     Are you all right, Kanade? [00:30] Yukimura     Shall we discuss prime numbers or something? [00:34] Himuro; background     It's amazing they solved the Poincaré     conjecture without using topology. [00:37] Kanade     Though that kind of thing... [00:38] Ikeda; background     I agree. [00:38] Kanade     isn't something you could ever     hope for here in the Ikeda lab... [00:39] Ikeda; background     Their thinking in using Thurston's     geometrization conjecture was truly beautiful. SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    Proof 7     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Having a Drinking Party. [02:16] everyone     Good work today! [02:18] Ikeda     This school year is half over, [02:20] Ikeda     and we've arrived at this year's     summer vacation, have we? [02:24] Inukai     I'm finally free. [02:26] Ikeda     Oh, that's right. Kosuke-kun, you had to     retake computational theory, didn't you? [02:30] Ikeda     Did you do all right on the test? [02:32] Inukai     Huh? [02:33] Inukai     I-I think I probably did fine... [02:36] Kanade     Today, we're having a party to celebrate     the end of first semester classes. [02:40] Kanade     In the Ikeda lab, we don't     go to a restaurant, [02:43] Kanade     we have the party in the lab. [02:46] Kanade     We all go shopping together... [02:47] Kanade     Pick out the alcohol... [02:49] Yukimura     One more can should fit in here. [02:51] Himuro     Haven't you heard of the     sphere packing problem? [02:53] Himuro     Packing them like this is     the most efficient method. [02:56] Kanade     Order pizza... [03:00] Inukai     Yes! Iberico ham! This is awesome! [03:03] Ibarada     Really...? [03:04] Kanade     The pizza toppings are     chosen using a randomized [03:07] Kanade     selection program we've made     ourselves. It's tradition. [03:10] Kanade     Everyone brings in things they like. [03:12] Kanade     We eat and drink... [03:13] Kanade     It's a relaxed kind of drinking     party, like being at home. [03:16] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai, would you     like some too? Wait, huh? [03:20] Kanade     Senpai, you don't drink? [03:23] Yukimura     I don't really like it. [03:24] Kanade     I see... [03:25] Yukimura     Alcohol dulls the workings of the mind. [03:29] Yukimura     Why would anyone choose to     purposely proceed towards idiocy? [03:32] Kanade     W-Well... [03:34] Himuro     Opinion is divided on the moderate     consumption of alcohol, isn't it? [03:38] Himuro     Though, I suppose it just shows that     Yukimura-kun is still just a child. [03:42] Yukimura     And you should exercise moderation. [03:45] Yukimura     If you get any dumber it would     be a very serious matter. [03:47] Kanade     They sure get along well. [03:50] Ibarada     Oh, right. Kanade, you weren't at the     party we had in April, were you? [03:55] Kanade     That's right. Actually, this is     my first party here in the lab. [03:59] Ibarada     Last time was a disaster. [04:02] Ibarada     Torasuke went off and drank     way too much spirytus, and— [04:05] Inukai     Hey! Pipsqueak woman! [04:07] Inukai     Looks like you're out of alcohol! [04:08] Inukai     Shall I pour you some more? [04:11] Inukai     All right! [04:12] Inukai     I have wiped last time from my memory! [04:15] Inukai     Let's get this party started! [04:17] Ibarada     That's how people are     at the soccer club drinking parties. [04:21] Ibarada     It makes him stick out here, though. [04:25] Inukai     Now, then. Shall we do that old standard? [04:29] Inukai     The Yamanote line game! [04:33] Kanade     Um... 101! [04:35] Himuro     113. [04:37] Ibarada     131. [04:40] Yukimura     179. [04:43] Yukimura     What's this, Kosuke? [04:44] Yukimura     You can't remember a single one of     the prime numbers up to 358? [04:48] Inukai     How'm I supposed to know those? [04:50] Inukai     How can you pop out prime numbers like that? SIGN    Prime Number Yamanote Line Game [04:53] Rikekuma     The prime number Yamanote line game! [04:56] Rikekuma     Among science-type drinking parties,     this may or may not be a standard. [05:01] Rikekuma     The rules are simple. [05:03] Rikekuma     You go in order, naming prime numbers, [05:05] Rikekuma     and whoever gets stuck or gives an answer     that's already been given loses, bear. [05:10] Rikekuma     However, it has to be a number     higher than the last, [05:13] Rikekuma     and less than double the last answer,     as an additional challenge, bear. [05:18] Rikekuma     If you're wondering why double... [05:20] Rikekuma     it's because if you double any given prime, [05:22] Rikekuma     there will always be at least one prime     between the first number and the doubled one. [05:27] Rikekuma     Why is it that way, you ask? SIGN    The Bertrand–Chebyshev theorem [05:29] Rikekuma     That's too much work to explain, [05:32] Rikekuma     so go look up the Bertrand–Chebyshev     theorem for yourself, bear. [05:35] Kanade     Um... [05:37] Kanade     I don't quite understand, but... [05:39] Kanade     Are prime numbers really that interesting? [05:43] Yukimura     You... [05:44] Yukimura     You're a science-type and you don't     understand the magnificence of prime numbers? [05:48] Kanade     I'm sorry! I haven't studied enough! SIGN    Force of Impact [05:53] Himuro     Don't snap because of something like that. [05:55] Himuro     It's normal not to understand. [05:59] Himuro     A number which cannot be divided     by anything but one and itself. [06:02] Himuro     The "atoms" of numbers... [06:03] Himuro     Prime numbers. [06:04] Himuro     The rules behind their sequence     are a complete mystery. [06:08] Himuro     "They are a code created by God." [06:10] Himuro     "They are blueprint left by aliens." [06:11] Himuro     There are some who believe such things. [06:13] Himuro     It is a fact that in the natural world, [06:16] Himuro     there are many laws which     involve prime numbers. [06:18] Himuro     In America, in years that are prime,     great quantities of seminars on primes spring up. [06:23] Himuro     Numerical formulas concerning     the way primes appear, [06:26] Himuro     and the intervals between     big discoveries in nuclear energy [06:29] Himuro     seem to coincide for some reason. [06:31] Himuro     One problem involving unraveling     the mysteries of prime numbers [06:34] Himuro     is the greatest unsolved problem     in the world of mathematics. [06:37] Himuro     It's called the Riemann Hypothesis. [06:40] Himuro     If you solve it, you receive     a prize of 1 million dollars. [06:43] Kanade     One million dollars?! [06:44] Himuro     As an aside, currently,     the highest known prime number [06:48] Himuro     is 23,249,425 digits long. SIGN    Updated 12/21/2018!      24,862,048 digits!! [06:53] Kanade     That's amazing! [06:54] Himuro     Anyone who confirms a higher number     receives a prize of 3,000 dollars. [06:57] Kanade     Wow... [06:58] Kanade     But, Himuro-senpai, [07:00] Kanade     it's amazing you can explain so     well when you've had a few drinks. [07:04] Himuro     Of course I can. [07:06] Himuro     At any given moment, [07:07] Himuro     being dignified, calm, and intellectual... [07:10] Himuro     is the "science-type" I hope to become. SIGN    minutes later. SIGN    minute later. [07:16] Himuro     I wuv you, Yukimura-kun! [07:19] Kanade     Intellectual...? [07:21] Ibarada     Himuro does tend to     suddenly get super drunk. [07:25] Ibarada     I'm so happy for you.     Your love's been proven. [07:28] Yukimura     You can't use the words     of a drunk as reference! [07:31] Yukimura     That's why I said to exercise moderation. [07:34] Yukimura     This is exactly why alcohol is... [07:36] Himuro     Say, say, Yukimura-kun... [07:38] Yukimura     Uh... What? [07:40] Himuro     A kiss of the highest     theoretical value... please. [07:43] Yukimura     Wha? [07:44] Yukimura     I-I can't right now. [07:47] Yukimura     Trying to increase the mood     value here would be... [07:49] Himuro     Why not? [07:50] Himuro     Do it! Do it! [07:52] ---     Yukimura-kun! [07:52] Yukimura     Are you a child? [07:54] Kanade     I never expected Himuro-senpai to     be like this when she gets drunk... [07:58] Kanade     Drink really does drive men mad... [08:01] Kanade     Kosuke-kun, [08:02] Kanade     you should be careful not to act like you're     with club members and drink too much... [08:05] Inukai     I'm gonna marry Ena-chan! [08:07] Kanade     You, too?! [08:09] Ibarada     Sometimes when Torasuke drinks too much, [08:12] Ibarada     he reverts back to about first grade. [08:15] Inukai     Ena-chan, you won't move away? [08:17] Inukai     You really won't move away? [08:18] Ibarada     Yes, yes. I'm not going anywhere. [08:21] Ibarada     I'll stay with you forever. [08:23] Inukai     Yay! [08:31] Yukimura     What's so funny, Kanade?! [08:33] Kanade     Nothing. It's just your parties     here are kind of nice. [08:38] Kanade     Everyone does whatever they want. [08:40] Kanade     They go crazy however they like. [08:43] Kanade     And... I'm a little jealous of that... [08:47] Kanade     I still can't... SIGN    minutes later. SIGN    minute later. SIGN    minutes later. [08:50] Kanade     Quit flirting all day every day,     you ridiculous couple! [08:54] Yukimura     So she's a berserker-type, too, then. [08:57] Kanade     What do you mean "proof of love"? [09:00] Kanade     Do you know how many people want     someone to be with and can't find anyone?! [09:04] Yukimura     Kanade... Let's calm down a little... [09:06] Kanade     Stop talking! [09:08] Kanade     You know, I just wanted to be like a normal     girl and have a normal love, but... [09:14] Himuro     I wuv you, too, Kanade-chan! [09:16] Yukimura     Well... Seeing as it's you,     I'm sure you can. [09:19] Yukimura     For right now, have some water. [09:21] Kanade     I said, stop talking! [09:26] Kanade     I wanted to be a normal girl, you know?! [09:29] Kanade     Not some gorilla girl who reflexively     attacks people standing behind her! [09:34] Kanade     Otherwise, back in high school,     that never would have... [09:42] Yukimura     What on earth happened to her? [09:45] Kanade     ...so I don't care about me anymore. [09:49] Kanade     I read the atmosphere, blend     in with my surroundings... [09:52] Kanade     Being "normal"... is best. [10:08] Yukimura     Ridiculous. [10:21] Himuro     Imagine me, of all people,     drinking too much... [10:24] Himuro     Starting partway through, I don't     have any memory of what happened... [10:27] Kanade     Me neither. [10:28] Inukai     I have the feeling I did     something crazy, but... [10:31] Ibarada     Well, not remembering would     be the prudent thing to do. [10:36] Yukimura     As I thought, not imbibing alcohol     was the correct course of action. SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    Science-type Cinderella [10:46] Himuro     Once upon a time, [10:48] Himuro     there was a science-type     girl called Cinderella. [10:52] Stepmother     Are you listening, Cinderella? [10:54] Stepmother     We are going to the ball. You clean     the house from top to bottom. [11:00] Stepmother     Clean every nook and cranny,     until no speck of dust remains. [11:04] Himuro-Cinderella     A moment, Mother. [11:06] Himuro-Cinderella     Your extravagant merrymaking is putting     a strain on our family finances. [11:10] Himuro-Cinderella     And, based on your appearances     and the size of your clothing, [11:15] Himuro-Cinderella     in terms of cost-performance, I conjecture     it would be better to send me. [11:20] Stepmother     S-Silence! [11:22] Himuro     With a single wave of the     fairy godmother's wand... [11:29] Himuro     in the blink of an eye, a beautiful     dress and pumpkin carriage appeared. [11:35] Ibarada-witch     You should take those and head to the ball. [11:38] Ibarada-witch     Oh. By the way, it's only effective     until midnight. Good luck with it. [11:42] Himuro-Cinderella     This is amazing! What kind     of system are you using? [11:45] Himuro-Cinderella     What about the law of conservation of mass? [11:48] Ibarada-witch     You know of a few things     yourself, don't you? [11:51] Himuro-Cinderella     What? [11:52] Ibarada-witch     Phenomena to which the law of     conservation of mass doesn't apply. [11:57] Himuro-Cinderella     It can't be...! [11:59] Himuro-Cinderella     A... nuclear... reaction? [12:11] Yukimura-Prince     What an intellectual-looking... [12:13] Yukimura-Prince     Will you dance with me? [12:16] Himuro-Cinderella     Of course, my prince. [12:27] Yukimura-Prince     What's wrong? [12:28] Himuro-Cinderella     I'm sorry, my prince! [12:30] Himuro-Cinderella     I have to go back! [12:34] Himuro-Cinderella     Before 12:00:56 Greenwich Mean Time! [12:38] Yukimura-Prince     What?! [12:39] Himuro-Cinderella     Because the fairy godmother told me that the     condition was "before the clock strikes midnight." [12:43] Himuro-Cinderella     Each strike of the bell takes approximately     6.5-7 seconds. Repeated eight times... [12:46] Himuro-Cinderella     gives the 56 seconds! [12:49] Yukimura-Prince     Please, wait! [12:58] Yukimura-Prince     Who was she? [13:01] Servant     My prince, do not be too disheartened. [13:03] Servant     If you look for a woman whose foot     fits that glass slipper perfectly... [13:07] Yukimura-Prince     Contact the National Forensic Science     Research Center immediately! [13:10] Yukimura-Prince     Thoroughly investigate the     inner surfaces of this shoe. [13:13] Yukimura-Prince     Conduct DNA comparisons! [13:15] Yukimura-Prince     To all the women in the kingdom, [13:17] Yukimura-Prince     issue a proclamation ordering them     to submit somatic cell samples! [13:19] Servants     That's our prince for you! [13:21] Himuro     From the skin cells discovered in the     glass slippers, DNA was extracted. [13:26] Himuro     Using a list of possible culprits and the     somatic cell samples that had been collected, [13:29] Himuro     inquiries were conducted. [13:33] Himuro     In this way, Cinderella was soon     reunited with her prince. [13:38] Himuro     It was truly a victory for modern science. [13:42] Kanade     Hold on a minute! [13:44] Himuro     Kanade-chan? Did you have a question? [13:47] Kanade     Um... I'm not even sure where to start... [13:50] Kanade     If I had to say how all of this started... [13:54] (Flashback) Ibarada     Torasuke's gotta be asleep. [13:57] (Flashback) Yukimura     There's no helping it. [13:58] (Flashback) Yukimura     Shall we start with just us then? [14:00] (Flashback) Yukimura     As for the timekeeper... Kanade, you do it. [14:03] (Flashback) Kanade     All right. [14:05] (Flashback) Yukimura     The round-robin kiss experiment     we conducted last time, [14:07] (Flashback) Yukimura     and the accompanying mood     quantification experiment, [14:10] (Flashback) Yukimura     have progressed our research tremendously. [14:13] (Flashback) Yukimura     However, for this research     to develop further, [14:15] (Flashback) Yukimura     we will need even more data than before. [14:18] (Flashback) Yukimura     Which is why, in order to find     ways to find proof of love, [14:21] (Flashback) Yukimura     I'd like everyone to offer ideas     and examine them from all angles. [14:24] (Flashback) Kanade     I have one! [14:25] (Flashback) Kanade     What if we look at romantic     movies, dramas and the like, [14:30] (Flashback) Kanade     and imitate the frequently found situations? [14:32] (Flashback) Kanade     We might suddenly be struck by something     that could lead to proving love. [14:36] (Flashback) Yukimura     If we use creative works as references,     can we really hope to find realistic data? [14:40] (Flashback) Yukimura     To begin with, contemporary television     does not investigate its sources, [14:44] (Flashback) Yukimura     and, in some cases, still broadcasts     the information as truth. [14:47] (Flashback) Yukimura     The credibility of informational     media is suspect. [14:51] (Flashback) Yukimura     From the many informational media sources, [14:53] (Flashback) Yukimura     individuals should make their own     decisions based on diverse... [14:56] (Flashback) Kanade     Oh. [14:57] (Flashback) Kanade     This is an "I don't watch     TV" kind of thing, isn't it? [15:00] (Flashback) Kanade     Then, what about romantic novels? [15:03] (Flashback) Kanade     Of the romantic novels you've read, [15:05] (Flashback) Kanade     are there any situations     we could use as reference? [15:08] (Flashback) Kanade     Huh? Well, um... [15:10] (Flashback) Kanade     Uh... [15:12] (Flashback) Ibarada     Then what about fairy tales? [15:14] (Flashback) Ibarada     "Snow White," "The Little Mermaid"...     That kind of thing. [15:18] (Flashback) Ibarada     Even you must know those, right? [15:20] (Flashback) Kanade     That's way too juvenile, isn't it? [15:23] (Flashback) Yukimura     Fairy tales meant for children, is it? [15:26] (Flashback) Yukimura     But, in this particular case,     it might not be a bad method. [15:29] (Flashback) Kanade     Huh? You're okay with this? [15:31] (Flashback) Yukimura     For example, Snow White is     woken from a sleep caused [15:35] (Flashback) Yukimura     by a poison apple by a passing     prince and they are married. [15:38] (Flashback) Yukimura     The two had just met. How could they     have arrived at romantic love? [15:43] (Flashback) Yukimura     If we inspect the primary     factors leading to that, [15:45] (Flashback) Yukimura     in due course, we will find proof of love. [15:47] (Flashback) Kanade     You know. I think it's because     they're a princess and prince. [15:51] (Flashback) Himuro     It's true. Kanade-chan has a point. [15:55] (Flashback) Himuro     But if we analyze it from     a different perspective, [15:57] (Flashback) Himuro     we might make a new discovery. [16:00] (Flashback) Himuro     For example, in the case of Cinderella... [16:03] Himuro     ...which is why, [16:05] Himuro     from a contemporary perspective, [16:07] Himuro     the events of "Cinderella" might unfold in     this manner, I think it's valid to say. [16:10] Kanade     I know we're analyzing it, but why     did you make red marks in the story? [16:14] Himuro     Huh? Oh. There were things     that bothered me... [16:17] Yukimura     It's true, as Himuro has indicated, [16:20] Yukimura     there are several unrealistic     points in "Cinderella." [16:23] Kanade     Of course there are! It's fiction! [16:27] Kanade     Um... [16:28] Kanade     The agenda today was,     "Let's find proof of love!" [16:32] Kanade     It wasn't about pointing out     weirdness in fairy tales. [16:36] Ibarada     But if it were "Kaguya-hime,"     what would happen? [16:40] Himuro     Well, let's see.     If it were "Kaguya-hime," then... SIGN    Science-type Kaguya-hime [16:46] Himuro     Once upon a time, [16:48] Himuro     there lived a science-type man     called Okina the bamboo cutter. [16:53] Himuro     One day, in a bamboo grove... [16:56] Yukimura-Okina     What's this? [16:57] Yukimura-Okina     Is it some kind of bioluminescence? [17:01] Himuro     And there laid a small,     beautiful science-type girl! [17:05] Himuro     Okina rejoiced greatly. [17:07] Yukimura-Okina     A tiny human approximately     10 centimeters in height! [17:10] Yukimura-Okina     This is an historical taxonomical discovery! [17:13] Yukimura-Okina     I'm not lying! I'll bring     it with me immediately! [17:16] Yukimura-Okina     Should I put it in formaldehyde? [17:19] Himuro     She was given the name Kaguya-hime, [17:22] Himuro     and she soon grew into a     beautiful science-type woman. [17:26] Himuro     Rumors of her drew many suitors     to the beautiful young lady. SIGN    When n≥3, prove that x, y, z cannot be positive whole numbers. SIGN    = [17:32] Himuro-Kaguya     Now, I will marry any intellectual     who can solve this problem. SIGN    Suitor who isn't good at math [17:37] Suitor A     A math problem? [17:38] Suitor B     Okay. All I need to do is ask     the mathematician next door! SIGN    Suitor who's average at math [17:41] Suitor C     This woman has no intention of marrying! SIGN    Suitor who's average at math SIGN    Suitor who is good at math [17:51] Himuro-Kaguya     I'm sorry, Okina-kun. [17:54] Himuro-Kaguya     I must return to the moon. [17:57] Yukimura-Okina     This can't be true. [17:58] Yukimura-Okina     Organisms can live there? [18:04] Himuro-Kaguya     Farewell, Okina-kun! [18:05] background     Three... two... one... [18:06] Yukimura-Okina     W-Wait, please! [18:08] background     Ignition. [18:16] Yukimura-Okina     Kaguya-hime! [18:21] Himuro     And so Kaguya-hime returned to the moon. SIGN    When n≥3, prove that x, y, z cannot be positive whole numbers. SIGN    = [18:26] Himuro     But this problem Kaguya-hime and     Pierre de Fermat left behind [18:29] Himuro     was one that even the most     brilliant couldn't solve. [18:33] Himuro     Time passed, and then in 1955, [18:36] Himuro     here in the land where     Kaguya-hime once lived, [18:38] Himuro     two Japanese mathematicians had a great     impact on the solving of this problem. SIGN    Shimura Gorou SIGN    Taniyama Yutaka [18:45] Himuro     Now, the history of number     theory begins to move again... SIGN    Fermat's Last Theorem      The Problem of an Era・A 360 year battle The bafflement continues [18:49] Kanade     Right. There is no continuation.     That's the end. We're done. [18:54] Kanade     Oh! And that's time, too, so... [18:57] Kanade     We'll end the discussion here. [19:00] Kanade     Good work everyone. [19:02] Kanade     Today's romance research     made... zero progress. [19:06] Kanade     But it might be all right     to have days like this, too. [19:10] Yukimura     Kaguya-hime became a woman of     marriageable age in three months, correct? [19:15] Yukimura     If we suppose that age to be 18 years, then [19:17] Yukimura     her maturation speed is     72 times that of humans. [19:21] Himuro     Hold on, Yukimura-kun. [19:23] Himuro     When you consider the time     period in which it's set, [19:25] Himuro     a marriageable age isn't eighteen. [19:28] Himuro     An age of 15 would be more appropriate. [19:30] Yukimura     Which would make the speed of     maturation 60 times normal. [19:34] Yukimura     At any rate, she shouldn't     have returned to the moon. [19:37] Yukimura     She should have been examined as a specimen. SIGN    Bonus. SIGN    Science-type Crane Returns a Favor [21:13] Himuro     Once upon a time, [21:15] Himuro     on a cold winter's day, [21:17] Himuro     a lone, penniless science-type man     found a crane caught in a trap. [21:22] Yukimura-Man     That's a Japanese crane. [21:24] Yukimura-Man     I thought it was supposed to     be an endangered species... [21:26] Himuro     To preserve the ecosystem,     he helped it and set it free. [21:30] Himuro     That night... [21:32] Himuro-Woman     Is anyone there? [21:35] Yukimura-Man     Who is it? [21:36] Himuro-Woman     I've lost my way. [21:39] Himuro-Woman     Might I stay here for a while? [21:42] Himuro     There stood a very beautiful woman. [21:46] Himuro     As the science-type man had     built up no immunity to women, [21:48] Himuro     he was greatly astonished. [21:50] Yukimura-Man     To think I'm alone with     such a beautiful woman! [21:53] Yukimura-Man     I have no idea what to talk about! [21:56] Himuro     Hesitantly, the science-type man [21:58] Himuro     began to speak about Zermelo's     axiom of choice with the woman. [22:02] Himuro     For some reason, the woman listened with     what seemed to be great enjoyment. [22:06] Himuro     And then... [22:07] Himuro-Woman     I am going to use a loom     in this room to weave. [22:10] Himuro-Woman     Please, don't ever peek in here. [22:14] Himuro     After saying that, the woman     closed herself in the room. [22:17] Himuro     Three days later, she had completed a     piece of incredibly beautiful fabric. [22:24] Yukimura-Man     A-Are you all right? [22:27] Himuro-Woman     Because it's for you, I did my best. [22:30] Himuro     After that, the woman continued to weave, SIGN    Popular SIGN    1580x300 pixels          Super high definition printed fabric [22:33] Himuro     and the beautiful fabric sold     for an incredibly high price. [22:37] Yukimura-Man     How is she managing to weave     things with such high precision? [22:43] Yukimura-Man     An air jet loom?! [22:46] Himuro-Woman     So, you've seen... SIGN    Main Nozzle [22:48] Himuro-Woman     The thread and compressed air     are shot from the main nozzle. SIGN    Lead SIGN    Warp threads [22:51] Himuro-Woman     It's a system which allows for     rapid weaving without a shuttle. SIGN    Weft threads SIGN    Auxiliary sub-nozzles [22:55] Himuro-Woman     I have actualized a mechanism which     allows 1000 weft threads a minute. [22:58] Himuro-Woman     I was worried about the power supply, [23:01] Himuro-Woman     but I managed to solve that by melting snow [23:03] Himuro-Woman     and installing a     hydroelectric power generator. [23:05] Yukimura-Man     You're incredible! [23:06] Himuro-Woman     I'm sorry for hiding it. [23:09] Himuro-Woman     The truth is, I'm a science-type woman... [23:11] Himuro-Woman     And now that you know what     kind of woman I am... [23:15] Yukimura-Man     What intellect... [23:17] Yukimura-Man     Will you marry me? [23:19] Himuro-Woman     What? [23:19] Himruo     And so, the science-type man     and woman were married. [23:22] Himuro     Later, their improved air jet loom [23:26] Himuro     caused a revolution in the     weaving and textiles industry. [23:28] Himuro     They became very wealthy     and lived happily... SIGN    The End. [23:32] Himuro     ever after. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 8     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried to Gather Proof of Love. [23:35] Ibarada     Next time, Proof 8. [23:36] Ibarada     "Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried to Gather Proof of Love." E8 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried to Gather Evidence of Love Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    Gone Home SIGN    4th dimension SIGN    In Lab SIGN    Rm 507 SIGN    On Campus SIGN    Lecture Hall [01:32] Ikeda     Really, you really saved     me there, Ibarada-kun. SIGN    Proof 8     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried to Gather Evidence of Love. [01:35] Ikeda     Thanks to you, I wasn't late     to the department meeting. [01:39] Ibarada     Won't you please buy an alarm clock that     won't break when you hit it already? [01:45] Inukai     Blast it! [01:47] Inukai     No measly CPU is gonna... [01:49] Inukai     Take this! [01:51] Inukai     I died! [01:54] Ikeda     Kosuke-kun, [01:55] Ikeda     what are you doing? [01:58] Ikeda     Brace yourself! [02:02] Ikeda     Oh! Using a star there isn't playing fair! [02:04] Inukai     You've still got a lot to learn, Professor! [02:06] Ibarada     You're the one who has a lot to learn. [02:10] Inukai     It's not possible... [02:12] Ikeda     Ibarada-kun. [02:13] Ikeda     Couldn't you show a little more     consideration for this frail elder? [02:16] Ibarada     Say that again once you've gotten frail. [02:20] Ikeda     Oh, right, Kosuke-kun. [02:22] Ikeda     How is your research theme coming along? [02:25] Inukai     Ack! [02:27] Inukai     U-Um... [02:32] Ikeda     Kosuke-kun... [02:35] Ikeda     There is less than a month     left until the training camp. [02:38] Ikeda     If you don't do something soon... [02:41] Inukai     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Just spare my life! [02:46] Ikeda     If you would just tell me your     situation, I could offer my support. [02:51] Ikeda     Where are you stuck? [02:54] Inukai     I just can't understand... [02:59] Inukai     not the papers, not even my own future... [03:03] Ikeda     Saying that with a despondent     expression doesn't really... [03:06] Ibarada     So, basically, it's just     that Torasuke's an idiot. [03:09] Inukai     No one asked you! Stop saying it so bluntly! [03:13] Inukai     The upperclassmen here... [03:14] Inukai     doesn't really need saying,     but they're all super skilled. [03:18] Inukai     Every day, they do crazy hard     research like it's nothing. [03:22] Inukai     Even Kanadecchi. In the end,     she's a real science-type girl. [03:26] Inukai     But me? All the stuff everyone says... [03:29] Inukai     I can't understand any of it! [03:31] Inukai     In the first place,     what the heck are these things? [03:33] Inukai     These university textbooks,     and theses, and stuff? [03:35] Inukai     Polynomial-time. NP.     It's pointlessly abstract. [03:39] Inukai     A bunch of crazy hard words and     formulas all stung together. [03:41] Inukai     Instead of showing off how smart you are,     explain it so people can understand! [03:45] Inukai     Unless you give me examples from dating     games or soccer, I can't comprehend it! [03:50] Inukai     How's this stuff ever gonna     be useful in life?! [03:54] Ibarada     Sounds just like a middle     schooler who can't do math. [03:58] Inukai     I'm pretty sure that [04:00] Inukai     I don't belong in this research lab... [04:03] Ibarada     Then why don't you transfer     to a different lab? [04:08] Ibarada     If you insist that you can't keep up, [04:10] Ibarada     then that would be best for     all of us, wouldn't it? [04:13] Inukai     What did you just say? [04:18] Ikeda     Dear, dear. At this rate,     Kosuke-kun might actually transfer... [04:22] Ikeda     What should I do...? [04:24] Ikeda     Think! [04:25] Ikeda     Think, me! SIGN    Rika Koi     Another [04:28] Ikeda     In that case, Kosuke-kun... [04:30] Ikeda     All those dating games... [04:31] Ikeda     If there was an algorithm that could quickly     find the True End, would you research it? [04:36] Inukai     I'd like to hear more about this in detail. [04:38] Inukai     Wait. Seriously? [04:40] Inukai     That kind of research counts? [04:42] Ikeda     I just came up with it, and felt     like it might work, but... [04:45] Ikeda     What do you think, Ibarada-kun? [04:47] Ibarada     Well... SIGN    S     t     a     r     t [04:50] Ibarada     In your average dating game, SIGN    Sure, let's go home! SIGN    Sorry, I'm in a hurry. SIGN    Of course I don't want to! SIGN    Hayami: "Want to walk home with me?" [04:53] Ibarada     making choices is what     moves you forward, right? [04:56] Inukai     Yeah. [04:56] Ibarada     And, based on those choices,     the ending changes, right? SIGN    S t a r t SIGN    Ending SIGN    Paths [05:00] Inukai     Yeah! [05:00] Ibarada     For example, if you pick from three choices     a total of ten times in the game, [05:06] Ibarada     you have 3 to the power of 10,     about 60,000 possible paths. [05:11] Inukai     Oh... [05:11] Ibarada     In a larger work with 50 choice screens,     there are about 7000,000 quintillion paths. SIGN    Ending SIGN    Paths SIGN    S     t     a     r     t SIGN    approx. [05:16] Ibarada     Finding which combination     leads to the True End [05:19] Ibarada     would be an exceedingly difficult problem. SIGN    Rika Koi     Another [05:21] Ikeda     With a very large-scale game, [05:23] Ikeda     finding the right route would be     difficult, even for a computer. [05:26] Ikeda     Which means that dating games, [05:28] Ikeda     according to computational complexity     theory, might be classed as NP-hard! [05:33] Ikeda     Are dating games NP-hard? [05:36] Ikeda     Does a particularly effective     method of exploration exist? [05:39] Ikeda     This would be wonderful     computer science research! [05:43] Inukai     I-I could do that? [05:45] Inukai     Researching games like that... [05:47] Ikeda     Recently, games like Manio and Pac-Mon [05:50] Ikeda     have been proven to be     NP-hard in various papers. [05:54] Ibarada     Same with Punyo Punyo, Totris,     and other games where stuff drops. [05:57] Inukai     For real? [05:59] Inukai     If I could complete this research, [06:01] Inukai     no matter how epic or     complicated the game is, [06:04] Inkuai     I could instantly find which     route makes Aika happiest. [06:07] Inkuai     Is that what it means? [06:09] Inukai     No matter which erotic game I play, [06:10] Inukai     I could instantly collect every CG scene? [06:14] Ikeda     I suspect that would be     impossible, however... [06:17] Ikeda     something very close to that [06:20] Ikeda     could be possible. [06:23] Ikeda     One more thing... [06:25] Ikeda     Kosuke-kun, you like soccer, don't you? [06:28] Ikeda     Do you know about the top players     shooting free kicks with no spin? [06:32] Inukai     Of course. [06:33] Inukai     Those crazy-amazing shots that     wobble unpredictably, right? [06:35] Ikeda     Apparently, they move that way because     of chaotic air currents, or turbulence. [06:42] Inukai     Really? [06:43] Ikeda     Chaos theory, which explains the     creation of turbulence, is... [06:47] Ibarada     My field of study. [06:50] Inukai     What?! [06:52] Ikeda     Truth is, Kosuke-kun,     even among the things you love, [06:56] Ikeda     you can find lots of science     tucked away within them. [07:00] Inukai     A... [07:01] Inukai     All right! [07:03] Inukai     Whoops! Can't just sit around now. [07:07] Ibarada     It's really all self-interest     with you, isn't it? [07:09] Ibarada     Just a second ago,     you were ready to quit the lab. [07:12] Inukai     No one's talking to you! [07:14] Inukai     I'm sure you're just feeling relieved that     the man you've fallen for isn't leav— [07:18] Ibarada     No. [07:19] Ibarada     No, no, no. So very much not that. [07:22] Inukai     Do you have to say "no" that much? [07:22] Ibarada; background     No, no, no, no, no. [07:25] Inukai     I mean, compared to me... [07:28] Inukai     everyone here is super amazing, but... [07:33] Inukai     It's not uncomfortable to be here. [07:37] Inukai     I just can't hate it, you know? [07:39] Inukai     This lab. [07:41] Inukai     If I can't get a hold of it myself, [07:43] Inukai     then I wanna grab a hold     and go along for the ride! [07:48] Inukai     Oh, come on, take a jab at me! [07:50] Inukai     You're making me feel all embarrassed now! [07:54] Ibarada     I see. [07:58] Inukai     What's with that? [07:59] Inukai     That expression's not like you at all... [08:01] Ikeda     Yes. I'm starting to look forward     to the training camp, aren't you? [08:06] Yukimura     Outrageous. [08:12] Ikeda     What's wrong, Yukimura-kun, Kanade-kun? [08:16] Kanade     Just now, I asked Yukimura-senpai     and Himuro-senpai [08:18] Kanade     to watch me practice my presentation, but... [08:21] Yukimura     It's not worth consideration. [08:23] Yukimura     Practice should take care of the     hesitation in your speech, but... [08:27] Yukimura     The slides are hard to read. [08:28] Yukimura     You've packed too much     information into each one. [08:31] Yukimura     There are too many unnecessary sentences. [08:33] Kanade     But... um... [08:34] Kanade     If I write a lot on the slides, [08:36] Kanade     then I don't have to worry if I     forget what I was going to say. [08:39] Yukimura     Don't coddle yourself! [08:41] Yukimura     You should be determined     to memorize every line! [08:44] Inukai     That's a rather Spartan     attitude, Yukimura-senpai. [08:47] Yukimura     Spartan? [08:48] Yukimura     I'm not talking about strength of will. [08:51] Yukimura     I'm talking about the     ten-thousand-hour rule. [08:54] Ikeda     No matter the field, in order     to reach the top level, [08:57] Ikeda     at least ten thousand hours     of practice is necessary. [08:59] Ikeda     That's what you're referring to, right? [09:01] Ikeda     A theory first proposed by psychologist     Anders Ericsson based on his own study. [09:06] Inukai     Ten thousand hours... [09:08] Inukai     For Aika's sake, I've already burned     through that several times over. [09:12] Kanade     I understand. [09:13] Inukai; background     When I'm with Aika,     it's like I forget the time. [09:13] Kanade     I'll go through and redo the slides. [09:16] Inukai; background     Or like, time has passed     without me realizing... [09:17] Kanade     I'm grateful for the guidance, but... [09:20] Inukai     When you're in love... [09:21] Kanade     I don't know whether to say that senpai of     mine doesn't hold back, or that he's harsh... [09:25] Kanade     And Himuro-senpai... It's amazing     she managed to fall for him... [09:29] Yukimura     By the way, Kanade. [09:30] Kanade     Yes? [09:31] Yukimura     I want your saliva. [09:35] Kanade     Huh? SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It [09:45] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, I borrowed some vials. [09:50] Himuro     Kanade-chan, what happened? [09:52] Kanade     I-I'm very sorry! [09:53] Kanade     It's... um... [09:55] Kanade     I was just so shocked by his statement...     It was sort of a reflex... [09:58] Himuro     I'm sure Yukimura-kun had his usual lack of     tact when he said what he did, right? [10:02] Kanade     It wasn't really a question     of tact, exactly... [10:05] Kanade     It was so sudden, I wasn't     sure what was going on... [10:09] Himuro     Oh, right, Kanade-chan. [10:11] Himuro     Would you let me collect     some of your saliva? [10:13] Kanade     Wham! [10:16] Ikeda     I see. It's for research. [10:19] Yukimura     What else would it be for? [10:21] Kanade     I'm so sorry. [10:23] Inukai     So, what is it this time? [10:26] Yukimura     In preparation for the summer training camp, [10:28] Yukimura     we will conduct a new experiment     measuring oxytocin. [10:32] Kanade     Oxytocin? [10:34] Himuro     When people are in love,     many different hormones are secreted. SIGN    Endorphins SIGN    Testosterone SIGN    Oxytocin SIGN    Phenethylamine SIGN    Dopamine SIGN    Estrogen [10:38] Himuro     Among them, one is released when a person     is touched by the person they love. [10:41] Himuro     That's oxytocin. [10:43] Himuro     It's also known as the love hormone. [10:46] Inukai     I see. I see. [10:47] Himuro     This hormone is activated     by physical contact. [10:50] Himuro     It can bring feelings of euphoria, [10:51] Himuro     lower blood pressure, [10:52] Himuro     and even seems to have an     effect on general health. [10:54] Himuro     There's even a treatment called touch     therapy because of these effects. [10:57] Kanade     Wow. [10:59] Yukimura     Of course, it isn't as if     you can touch just anyone. [11:03] Yukimura     It's contact specifically with someone you     love which causes oxytocin to be released. SIGN    Oxytocin [11:09] Rikekuma     Oxytocin! [11:12] Rikekuma     A hormone produced in places like     the brain, ovaries, and testes. [11:17] Rikekuma     It makes you stupid happy, reduces stress... [11:20] Rikekuma     It seems to be an amazing hormone     that's good for the body, bear, [11:24] Rikekuma     but there is also research saying it can     make people aggressive and cliquish, bear. [11:30] Rikekuma     There are pluses and minuses     to everything, bear, right? [11:33] Rikekuma     In order to effectively produce oxytocin, [11:36] Rikekuma     the best thing is lots of     love and snuggling, bear. [11:38] Rikekuma     For those unpopular men and women     who don't have someone to love, [11:41] Rikekuma     contact with pets works, too, bear. [11:43] Rikekuma     What? [11:44] Rikekuma     You don't have friends or pets? [11:46] Rikekuma     Then, I've heard it'll get released     if you stimulate the mammary glands. [11:49] Rikekuma     Just means all you amateurs should     go play with your nipples, bear. [11:50] man; background     Oh! That's...! Wait, I...! [11:54] Rikekuma     Take that! And that! [11:55] Yukimura     If we investigate the amount     of oxytocin released, [11:58] Yukimura     it's possible we can discover whether the     subject loves the person who touched them. [12:01] Kanade     Oh! [12:03] Himuro     Oxytocin can be measured in saliva. [12:05] Himuro     So, the specifics of the experiment involve [12:08] Himuro     collecting roughly one milliliter or more     of saliva in these preservation tubes. [12:13] Himuro     After which, the subjects will attempt     physical contact with each other. [12:18] Himuro     Um... What should we do... [12:21] Himuro     for the physical contact? [12:23] Yukimura     Contact, is it? [12:25] Yukimura     We should have collected saliva back then. [12:28] Yukimura     If we had, it would have     given us valuable data. [12:31] Himuro     During the date experiment at     the amusement park, right? [12:34] Yukimura     No. [12:35] (Flashback) Himuro     Yukimura-kun, I wuv you! [12:38] Yukimura     This video is from the party     we had the other day. [12:41] Yukimura     Even looking at it again now, [12:42] (Flashback) Himuro; background     A kiss of the highest     theoretical value... please? [12:43] Yukimura     I believe the amount of physical     contact was quite high. [12:45] Yukimura     I didn't think that the words of a     drunk could be used as reference, [12:49] Yukimura     but alcohol inhibits the function of the     cerebral neocortex, which governs reason. [12:55] Yukimura     That allows for the possibility of     repressed emotions to present as— [13:03] Himuro     The words of a drunk can't     be used as reference. [13:06] Himuro     Delete that! [13:07] Yukimura     That's exactly why I was saying we     should have collected oxytocin then. [13:11] Himuro     We don't need video data, do we? [13:14] Himuro     Delete it! [13:15] Yukimura     It's extremely valuable data. [13:17] Yukimura     I will not delete it! [13:19] Himuro     Besides which, a saliva sample from an     inebriated subject would be unsatisfactory! [13:23] Yukimura     On what grounds? [13:25] Kanade     Um... [13:26] Kanade     For now, wouldn't it be best     to start collecting new data? [13:32] Himuro     That's true. [13:34] Yukimura     However, the method of physical contact... [13:37] Himuro     It's most effective if the area     of contact is broad, right? [13:42] Himuro     Something like this, perhaps? [13:44] Kanade     Kya! [13:47] Yukimura     With this amount of physical contact,     there shouldn't be any issues. [13:51] Yukimura     Again, what is this? [13:52] Yukimura     This suppleness? This sweet scent? [13:55] Himuro     I suppose 60 seconds would be sufficient. [13:58] Himuro     I was just outside walking,     so I'm sweaty, and now... [14:02] Himuro     Oh, I can't...! It's Yukimura-kun's scent... [14:08] Himuro     What is this feeling of happiness? [14:10] Himuro     My heart is starting to     feel more tranquil... [14:13] Yukimura     Is this the effect of the hormone? [14:15] Yukimura     A pleasant sensation is running     through my whole body! [14:18] Yukimura and Himuro     The oxytocin is... [14:18] Yukimura and Himuro     The oxytocin is... [14:21] Yukimura     ...flooding through me! [14:21] Himuro     ...overflowing! [14:22] Himuro     Yukimura-kun! This is oxytocin, isn't it? [14:26] Himuro     A tremendous amount of oxytocin. [14:27] Yukimura     My whole body is filled with oxytocin! [14:31] Yukimura     At this point, we are oxytocin itself! [14:34] Himuro     The oxytocin is... [14:36] Yukimura     The oxytocin is... [14:39] Yukimura and Himuro     The oxytocin is... [14:41] Kanade     Are they stupid? [14:43] Kanade     Ding dong! SIGN    Oxytocin is not a hormone that is SIGN    produced in the manner depicted here. SIGN    The subjects' subjective impressions SIGN    have caused a placebo effect, SIGN    so we ask for your understanding. [14:50] Yamamoto     Here we are! Here we are! [14:53] Yamamoto     It's been a long time! [14:55] Yamamoto     It brings back such memories. [14:59] Yamamoto     Saitama U! [15:06] Himuro     Let's see... for now... [15:08] Himuro     After physical contact, the subjects'     saliva must be collected again. SIGN    Before Experiment SIGN    After Experiment [15:14] Himuro     Saliva from before and after the     experiment will be analyzed, [15:17] Himuro     and the amount of oxytocin will be compared. [15:21] Kanade     So that's why you needed saliva. [15:24] Yukimura     At the upcoming summer training camp, [15:27] Yukimura     along with presenting at the study groups, [15:30] Yukimura     we will engage in as much     physical contact as possible, [15:34] Yukimura     and collect saliva at regular intervals! [15:36] Kanade     Wow... [15:38] Inukai     Senpai, [15:39] Inukai     are you talking for real right now? [15:42] Yukimura     It's for real. [15:43] Inukai     As much physical contact as possible? [15:46] Inukai     So I can touch girls as much as I want? [15:48] Yukimura     That's right! The more data the better! [15:50] Yukimura     Just keep touching them— SIGN    Force of Impact SIGN    Force of Impact [15:53] Himuro     Of course not. Idiot. [15:56] Ibarada     You should hurry up and progress     your own research, Torasuke. [16:00] Ibarada     At this rate, even though we'll be in     Okinawa, you'll be holed up in the hotel. [16:05] Kanade     I guess you could call this business     as usual here in the Ikeda lab. [16:10] Kanade     Though, if regular people saw this,     they'd probably be super put off by it... [16:15] Yamamoto     I-I'm so sorry. [16:16] Yamamoto     Um... The door was open, so... [16:19] Yamamoto     I... I'm sorry... [16:21] Kanade     A regular person! [16:23] Ikeda     Oh, you're here, Yamamoto-kun. [16:28] Yamamoto     Professor Ikeda! It's been a while! [16:31] Ikeda     You look well. [16:33] Yamamoto     My wallet isn't doing well at all! [16:36] Yamamoto     I see your muscles haven't     weakened in the slightest. [16:39] Himuro     Oh, you're a guest of the professor's. [16:42] Ikeda     Oh, that's right. [16:44] Ikeda     You haven't met before. [16:47] Ikeda     The only one who was here at the     same time was... Ibarada-kun? [16:50] Ibarada     Yes. [16:51] Ikeda     Yamamoto-kun graduated from this lab. [16:55] Yamamoto     Thank you for having me. [16:57] Yamamoto     Ena, good to see you again! [16:59] Ibarada     Yeah... [17:01] Ikeda     Please, come in. [17:07] Yamamoto     You have some students doing     some crazy things out there. [17:10] Ikeda     You mean Himuro-kun and Yukimura-kun? [17:13] Ikeda     Those two are using themselves     to conduct romance research. [17:19] Yamamoto     Really... [17:22] Yukimura     Now, we need to decide the timing and     frequency of the sample collection, but... [17:26] Himuro     Attaching the right conditions     becomes very important. [17:30] Yamamoto     Hello, everyone! [17:32] Yamamoto     I really do apologize about earlier. [17:35] Himuro     Not at all. We're the ones     who should apologize. [17:42] Yamamoto     I asked the professor     about you two just now. [17:45] Yamamoto     He said you're conducting some     very interesting research! [17:48] Yamamoto     If it isn't a bother,     would you tell me more about it? [17:53] Yukimura     We don't mind. [17:55] Himuro     Though, it might take a while. [17:59] Yukimura     Our research involves finding     the base conditions of "love." [18:04] Yukimura     To that purpose, we are currently     looking for "evidence of love." [18:07] Yamamoto     Evidence of love? [18:09] Himuro     Using things like "when we're together,     my heart rate increases," and [18:12] Himuro     "the person appears in my     dreams" as starting points, [18:15] Himuro     we have collected approximately 50 items. [18:18] (Flashback) Himuro     Yukimura-kun, I wuv you! [18:21] Yukimura     "Shouting out your affection     while drunk, and embracing," [18:24] Yukimura     should be added to the list, too. [18:26] Himuro     I told you to delete that, didn't I? [18:31] Himuro     And you, Yukimura-kun, [18:33] Himuro     do you have any evidence that you love me? [18:38] Yukimura     Uh... Well... [18:40] Yukimura     If I had to say... [18:41] Yukimura     "For some reason, I periodically     desire to watch this video." [18:45] Yukimura     ...something like that. [18:50] Himuro     Stop that, you idiot! [18:52] Yukimura     You have a problem with it? [18:54] Yamamoto     What do I do? [18:55] Yamamoto     These kids are too entertaining! [18:57] Yukimura     At any rate, [18:59] Yukimura     as you can see, evidence of     love is quite varied, however, [19:01] Yukimura     if we keep investigating, there may     be evidence which shows commonality. SIGN    Common Conditions [19:06] Yukimura     That is what we are searching for. [19:09] Yukimura     The logical, true definition of love! [19:19] Yamamoto     A change of pace and an overthrow     of the status quo... [19:21] Yamamoto     Here, at my alma mater, where I've     come to gather intelligence... [19:24] Yamamoto     I never thought I'd find material like this! [19:26] Yukimura     What's with her? [19:28] Yukimura     What is she writing? [19:30] Yukimura     You... who are you? [19:33] Yamamoto     Apologies for not introducing myself. [19:34] Yamamoto     My name is Yamamoto Arika. SIGN    Nice     to     meet     you SIGN    Up! [19:38] Yamamoto     I'm a manga artist using     a particular pen name. SIGN    Ikeda Lab Alumnus     Manga Artist     Yamamoto Arika     Height: 165 cm Weight: ?      Blood type: B      Hobbies: Drawing manga      Favorite foods: Spicy foods,      alligator sashimi      Favorite phrase: After all, this world      is survival of the fittest.      Looks up to: Tezuka Osamu, Watsuki Nobuhiro      Goals: Dreams of living off royalties [19:41] Kanade     A manga artist? [19:42] Inukai     That's awesome! I've never seen one before! [19:45] Yamamoto     At the moment, I don't have a series going, [19:47] Yamamoto     and my storyboards are continually rejected. I'm just a lowly being. [19:51] Yamamoto     What do you think? [19:52] Yamamoto     Will you let me turn you into a manga? [19:57] Yamamoto     The sight of you flirting like     that while you research... [20:00] Yamamoto     I'll transmit it to the world, [20:02] Yamamoto     and collect evidence of love     from people everywhere! [20:06] Yamamoto     If we do that, you can make it clear as     to whether you love each other or not. [20:11] Yukimura     That's true... [20:12] Himuro     We could collect an even     wider range of data. [20:17] Yukimura     We would very much like for you to do so. [20:19] Himuro     Thank you so much! [20:22] Ikeda     What's this? [20:23] Ikeda     I take it you've come to     a mutual understanding? [20:25] Yamamoto     Yes. They've agreed to work with me. [20:29] Ikeda     In that case, [20:30] Ikeda     Yamamoto-kun, why don't you participate in     our summer training camp as an alumnus? [20:36] Yamamoto     Summer training camp? [20:37] Ikeda     This year, if you can believe     it, it's in Okinawa! [20:41] Yamamoto     Oh, how wonderful! [20:42] Yamamoto     A bespectacled man in a white lab coat with     a bespectacled woman in a lab coat flirting. [20:46] Yamamoto     The swimsuit episode you get once a season. [20:49] Yamamoto     Permission to go have a little     fun, within certain boundaries. [20:52] Yamamoto     Actually, that makes it even better! [20:54] Yamamoto     With the sea at night in the background... [20:57] Yukimura     Don't worry. [20:59] Yukimura     It'll be over before you can     count all the prime numbers. [21:02] Himuro     I can't... [21:03] Himuro     There are infinite prime numbers... [21:08] Yukimura     As the two of them face their     first night together... [21:11] Yukimura     they do this and even that... [21:13] Yukimura and Himuro     What? [21:14] Yukimura     What are you imagining? [21:16] Himuro     I-It's too soon for that! [21:18] Himuro     We haven't experimented with all the steps     before that to our satisfaction yet! [21:25] Yamamoto     Well, I mean... [21:27] Yamamoto     that makes it more exciting, doesn't it? [21:30] Yamamoto     Now that I'm going to make a manga of you, [21:33] Yamamoto     I'll use what ever methods necessary     to keep it interesting. [21:43] Yamamoto     Please do let me join you. [21:45] Yamamoto     It's going to be such a     wonderful training camp! [21:48] Ikeda     Glad to have you with us. [21:55] Kanade     We both looked forward to... [21:57] Kanade     and feared the summer training camp. [21:59] Kanade     What kind of thing will it turn out to be? SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 9     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Attending     a Training Camp in Okinawa. [23:35] Inukai     Next time, Proof 9. [23:36] Inukai     "Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried     Attending a Training Camp in Okinawa." E9 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Attending a Training Camp in Okinawa. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Inukai     It's finally here. [00:05] Inukai     The Okinawa training camp. [00:07] Inukai     The sun on this southern     island is calling our names— [00:12] Ibarada     First thing in the morning     and my ears are ringing... [00:16] Ibarada     Why do airplanes take off     so early in the morning? [00:20] Kanade     Ibarada-senpai, you really aren't     a morning person, are you? [00:23] Ibarada     Not really. [00:25] Ibarada     And since we've got a weird outsider     with us, it's even more unpleasant. [00:29] Yamamoto     That's not very friendly, Ena. [00:31] Yamamoto     We haven't been together in so long. [00:33] Ibarada     Professor, why is this manga     artist with us, anyway? [00:36] Ikeda     Huh? Because I thought having     Yamamoto-kun along would be more fun. [00:41] Kanade     Don't you think that's too much     luggage just for those two? [00:48] Yukimura     I see we're all here. [00:50] Yukimura     Let's go. [00:54] Yukimura     Let's begin that experiment     known as a "training camp"! SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It [02:32] Kanade     The beginning of a trip always     makes my heart race a little. SIGN    Proof 9     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Attending     a Training Camp in Okinawa. [02:35] Kanade     Makes my heart race a little... [02:37] Yukimura     Press more closely against me. [02:39] Himuro     Wait... [02:41] Yukimura     I will have your saliva now. [02:43] Himuro     We can't. Not here. [02:45] Cabin attendant     E-Excuse me, I'm very sorry, but if you     could please fasten your seat belts. [02:50] Yukimura     In that case, when the     experiment is completed— [02:52] Kanade     I'm very sorry! They're pretty much done. [02:54] Himuro     I apologize for the disturbance. [02:57] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai! [02:59] Kanade     Please don't conduct your     experiments in public places! [03:02] Yukimura     Why not? [03:03] Himuro     It may be necessary in order     to measure oxytocin, [03:06] Himuro     but even I wonder about the     appropriateness in this instance. [03:08] Yukimura     What's so inappropriate? [03:10] Yukimura     Even if Himuro and I initiate     close contact here, [03:12] Yukimura     it isn't as if it would     cause problems for others. [03:15] Kanade     People would assume I'm involved somehow, [03:18] Kanade     and it would cause problems for me! [03:20] Yukimura     Does paying heed to the inane expectations     of society come with some great benefit? SIGN    Force of Impact [03:25] Himuro     As your concept of "tact"     infinitely approaches zero, [03:28] Himuro     Yukimura-kun, you may not understand this, [03:30] Himuro     but it is difficult to conduct     this in a public venue. [03:33] Himuro     Physical contact experiments conducted     in public view are forbidden. [03:36] Himuro     Do you understand, Yukimura-kun? [03:38] Yukimura     I suppose that's fine. Tch. [03:48] Himuro     What do I do? [03:49] Himuro     For some reason, I feel like     cuddling close to Yukimura-kun. [03:53] Himuro     Now that physical contact is forbidden, [03:56] Himuro     I find myself yearning for that sensation     of pressing closely together. [04:02] Himuro     No! [04:03] Himuro     I was the one who said it! [04:05] Himuro     I must restrain myself until we     are somewhere out of public view. [04:08] Kanade     But, you know... [04:11] Kanade     It's amazing something this     big can fly, isn't it? [04:14] Kanade     How is it flying, anyway? [04:17] Kanade     It's something about wind over     the wings creating lift, right? [04:21] Himuro     There are a lot of theories involving lift. [04:25] Himuro     But, what's more important is... [04:28] Himuro     The air flowing over the top and bottom     of the wings flow at different speeds. SIGN    Faster Air Current SIGN    Slower Air Current [04:31] Himuro     According to what's known     as Bernoulli's principle, SIGN    Faster Air Current SIGN    Slower Air Current SIGN    Lift [04:33] Himuro     this causes a difference in air pressure, [04:35] Himuro     which pulls the wings upwards.     It's the most common way of thinking about it. [04:39] Himuro     I want to hug Yukimura-kun! SIGN    Circulating Currents SIGN    Direction of Travel [04:41] Himuro     In flight, the wings create air currents     which circulate in the vicinity, SIGN    Circulating Currents SIGN    Direction of Travel [04:46] Himuro     that's what's known as the     Kutta-Joukowski theorem... [04:50] Himuro     I want press my forehead to Yukimura-kun     and rub up against him! [04:54] Himuro     According to that theorem, the air     flowing over the top of the wings [04:58] Himuro     travels faster than the air currents     below the wings for that reason. [05:00] Himuro     And, according to Bernoulli's theorem, SIGN    Low Pressure [05:03] Himuro     the faster the air current,     the lower the pressure, [05:06] Himuro     and the slower the current,     the greater the pressure. SIGN    High Pressure [05:09] Himuro     That difference of pressure     works to lift the wings... [05:09] Himuro; background     Yukimura-kun! Yukimura-kun! [05:13] Himuro     And then... [05:15] Himuro     they become one! [05:17] Yukimura     That ending wasn't right. [05:19] Yukimura     You should know they don't become one. [05:21] Himuro     Why would you say something like that? [05:23] Himuro     You're horrible, Yukimura-kun! [05:25] Yukimura     Why? SIGN    Bernoulli's Principle SIGN    Bernoulli's Principle. [05:30] Rikekuma     First, take a tissue and     stick it to your forehead. [05:33] Rikekuma     and look straight down, bear. [05:35] Rikekuma     If you exhale gently, for some     reason I don't understand, [05:38] Rikekuma     the tissue gets sucked     toward your breath, bear. [05:41] Rikekuma     Evidently, the science behind the     phenomenon also allows airplanes to fly, bear. [05:45] Rikekuma     It's super exhausting, but you stupid     humans should give it a try, bear. [05:49] Rikekuma     And... I'm out of oxygen! [05:56] Kanade     We're here! [05:58] Kanade     It's my first time here,     but it really is a southern land! [06:01] Inukai     Kanadecchi! [06:02] Inukai     Are you wondering why there are palm trees?     Allow this master of Okinawa to explain! [06:07] Inukai     It's because... [06:08] Inkuai     this place is Okinawa. [06:10] Inukai     That's why! [06:11] Kanade     That's amazing! [06:13] Yukimura     It's because palms grow in     subtropical climates, isn't it? [06:21] Kanade     The ocean in Okinawa really     is this blue! It's beautiful! [06:26] Himuro     This isn't a view we'd see in the Kanto area. [06:28] Yukimura     I believe the blue of the ocean in Okinawa [06:31] Yukimura     is due to things like coral and shells     turning into chalky white sand, right? [06:35] Ikeda     Because when pale colors combine with     blue, they make very pretty colors. [06:40] Inukai     Really... [06:41] Ikeda     I hear that the Kuroshiro current, which flows near Okinawa... [06:44] Ikeda     is low in plankton, which is another     factor in it being very clear. [06:50] Kanade     Still, I was really surprised! [06:52] Kanade     It's my first time staying in such a     gorgeous, beautiful hotel like this! [06:57] Inukai     It's amazing you got this place on     that pitiful training camp budget. [07:01] Ikeda     About that... [07:02] Ikeda     Actually, Yamamoto-kun paid     the difference for us! [07:06] Inukai and Kanade     What? [07:07] Yamamoto     That's right. I wanted everyone     to stay somewhere nice. [07:11] Inukai     Seriously? Are you some kind of goddess? [07:13] Kanade     Th-Thank you very much! [07:15] Himuro     That must have been quite a sum... [07:18] Yamamoto     Don't worry. [07:20] Yamamoto     Losing hope in tomorrow's financial future, SIGN    Tears     of Blood [07:22] Yamamoto     and surviving on bean sprouts and     flour is something I'm quite used to. [07:24] Kanade     Don't spend what you don't have! [07:28] Yamamoto     If my poor savings can, by vanishing, [07:31] Yamamoto     secure a lovely place to stay and     improve the mood in the evenings, [07:34] Yamamoto     allowing me to see something     interesting, then... [07:37] Yamamoto     I'll consider it an investment. [07:41] Ibarada     I know this person very well, [07:44] Ibarada     but the rest of you should be careful. [07:46] everyone     Huh? [07:47] Ibarada     If it's for her manga, this manga artist     really will do whatever it takes. [07:52] Yamamoto     You make me sound horrible, silly Ena. [07:58] Inukai     The blue sea of a southern island... [08:01] Inukai     The sound of waves crashing... [08:03] Inukai     And among it all, Aika... [08:04] Inukai     in your bathing suit,     you outshine all the others. [08:09] Yukimura     Playing with dolls on the beach is new. [08:12] Inukai     Aika is not a doll! [08:14] Inukai     Even for you, Yukimura-senpai, [08:16] Inukai     there are things you should and shouldn't say— [08:17] Ikeda     Sorry to keep you waiting! [08:19] Inukai     Oh! [08:20] Ikeda     I bought us some drinks. [08:22] Inukai     Thanks! [08:23] Kanade     I'm sorry! I know we took forever... [08:28] Kanade     Himuro-senpai. Come on. Hurry up! [08:30] Himuro     Oh, Kanade-chan... [08:33] Ikeda     It suits you very well. [08:37] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai? [08:39] Himuro     What is it? Yukimura-kun,     does something look weird? [08:43] Yukimura     No. Not particularly. [08:45] Yukimura     I can't look directly at her! [08:47] Yukimura     So this is that thing called a "swimsuit"? [08:49] Yukimura     How can I put it... [08:50] Yukimura     Himuro looks 2.34 times     more beautiful than usual! [08:54] Himuro     E-Everything's okay, right? [08:56] Himuro     It doesn't look weird, does it? [08:58] Himuro     I haven't worn a swimsuit     since elementary school... [09:01] Himuro     What does he think? [09:02] Himuro     I wish that man would just say something! [09:04] Ibarada     Taking in this much UV     is gonna make me melt. [09:08] Yamamoto     I see you're as big an indoor-type as ever. [09:10] Inukai     'Kay, then! [09:12] Inukai     Should we make this area     the Ikeda lab encampment? [09:17] Yamamoto     All you men look quite nice, as well. [09:20] Himuro     It's true... [09:21] Himuro     Seeing Yukimura-kun in a bathing     suit is different and new... [09:25] Himuro     Under the midsummer sun,     Yukimura-kun's pale skin shines and sparkles... [09:29] Himuro     Yes. It's just as though... [09:31] Ibarada     Yukimura, you're way too pale. [09:34] Ibarada     You're like a reflector board. [09:37] Yukimura     You're as pale as I am! [09:39] Ibarada     Well, yeah, but guys are a level plane     in front, so it's even more like... [09:47] Ibarada     It's because you hole up     and only do research. SIGN    Excels in study and sport SIGN    Reflector board SIGN    Soccer club [09:50] Yamamoto     From a distance, he shines     even brighter, doesn't he? [09:53] Ibarada     He really does... [09:55] Yukimura     Silence! SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It [10:03] Yuuichi     Beautiful women in bathing     suits is a wonderful thing. [10:05] Yuuichi     Wonder who's gonna take one of 'em home... [10:08] Shikijou     Yuuichi-kun, you're really amazing... [10:10] Shikijou     It's like it's super easy to tell     you're an enemy to all women... SIGN    Drinks [10:13] Yuuichi     Huh? [10:14] Yuuichi     You're not in any position to     talk about others, Shikijou. [10:16] Yuuichi     Come on. [10:17] Yuuichi     You should try talking to     girls once in a while, too. SIGN    Shaved Ice [10:21] Yuuichi     Those two look pretty good. [10:24] Yuuichi     Hey, ladies. [10:25] Kanade and Himuro     Yes? [10:28] Yuuichi     Nothing! [10:29] Kanade     I wonder what that was about... [10:31] Himuro     That man... I feel like I've     seen him somewhere before... [10:35] Ikeda     Himuro-kun! Kanade-kun! [10:38] Ikeda     We're starting the watermelon     splitting game. [10:40] Himuro     All right. [10:40] Kanade     Okay! [10:42] Kanade     Okay. I've set it. [10:43] Kanade     Let the watermelon splitting commence! [10:45] Inukai     All right! Bring on the directions! [10:48] Ibarada     Given that you're standing on the start point     and you're facing the imaginary axis, [10:52] Ibarada     the watermelon is at 2+3i. [10:54] Kosuke     Huh? What's that mean? [10:56] Kanade     Kosuke-kun, she's talking     about a complex plane. [11:00] Kanade     Forward 3i. [11:01] Kanade     Right 2. That's how you have to move. [11:03] Inukai     Forward 3i? What's that even mean? [11:06] Ibarada     You don't remember complex numbers? Really? [11:09] Ibarada     As a science-type, aren't you embarrassed? [11:12] Inukai     I feel like there's a bigger problem     with the directions here, [11:16] Inukai     but do I go right two steps or two meters?     Add a unit, at least! [11:20] Inukai     Here, right?! [11:22] Ibarada     Not good enough, Torasuke. [11:24] Ibarada     A real science-type would have been able     to split the watermelon with that. [11:28] Inukai     Was it here?! [11:29] Inukai     Over here, right?! [11:30] Ibarada     With that, next it's your turn, Professor Ikeda. [11:33] Ikeda     This is actually the first time I've     played the watermelon splitting game. [11:36] Ikeda     I wonder if I'll be able to do it right. [11:39] Ibarada     The watermelon is at 3+7i. [11:44] Ikeda     Go! [11:48] Ikeda     Oh! I managed to split it! [11:50] Ikeda     It was just where you said     it was, Ibarada-kun. [11:53] Ikeda     Are you surprised, Kosuke-kun? [11:56] Ikeda     It's true "3+7i" doesn't tell you     the distance to the watermelon, [12:01] Ikeda     but a complex plane isn't any     different than a regular graph. SIGN    Imaginary Axis SIGN    Real Axis [12:05] Ikeda     From the ration 3:7, we learn that the     watermelon sits along an angle of about 67°. SIGN    approx. [12:11] Ikeda     Which meant that if I followed     the angle in a straight line, [12:14] Ikeda     I'd be sure to find the watermelon. [12:16] Ikeda     Now that you've heard, it's simple, isn't it? [12:18] Inukai     No... [12:18] Kanade     That's not what we're surprised about! [12:22] Kanade     Huh? [12:23] Kanade     Where are Himuro-senpai and Yukimura-senpai? [12:26] Ibarada     I saw them go into the shade of those rocks. [12:29] Ibarada     They're probably getting     things started about now. [12:36] Yukimura     No one can see us here, agreed? [12:40] Himuro     Let's do it... the close     physical contact experiment... [12:47] Himuro     I can finally cuddle close to Yukimura-kun. [12:50] Himuro     I'm happy about that, but... [12:52] Himuro     When I think about it rationally... [12:53] Himuro     close contact in these clothes...     Isn't this a little crazy? [12:59] Yukimura     Hold on just a second... [13:00] Yukimura     I'm going to have close     contact with this Himuro? [13:03] Yukimura     She's in a bathing suit!     This degree of exposure... [13:06] Yukimura     The direct skin to skin contact area     isn't comparable to everyday amounts. [13:11] Yukimura     On top of which, in order     to produce the hormone, [13:14] Yukimura     it's best for the contact to be     as close and tight as possible. [13:17] Yukimura     As close and tight as possible! [13:21] Himuro     I'm going to hydrate a bit. [13:23] Himuro     I collected so much saliva, my mouth is dry. [13:25] Yukimura     A-And I've remembered something I forgot     to enter into the calculation... SIGN    Delicious SIGN    Delicious [13:34] Himuro     Oh, honestly! [13:35] Himuro     I want to cuddle close to him,     but I feel so embarrassed right now! [13:37] Himuro     Oh, what am I supposed to do? [13:40] Yukimura     How am I supposed to have     close contact with her? [13:43] Yukimura     With a Himuro who's 2.34 times     more beautiful than normal? [13:46] Ibarada     I think the stimulus might be a     little too strong for Yukimura-kun. [13:49] Inukai     That's where you're just     supposed to go and grab her! [13:52] Yamamoto     The two of them in swimsuits, embracing... [13:53] Yamamoto     It would be so exciting, but... [13:55] Yukimura     What are all of you doing here? [13:57] Yukimura     For crying out loud. [13:59] Inukai     Don't worry, Yukimura-senpai. [14:01] Inukai     Everyone feels a little lost their     first time. That's just how it is. [14:05] Yukimura     What are you talking about? [14:07] Yamamoto     Those swimsuits are going to waste! [14:10] Yamamoto     I fully support you two in     your close physical contact. [14:13] Yamamoto     Let's think about what kind     of contact would be best! SIGN    A Couple's Greatest Close Contact Problem     When two people have close physical contact,     they should seek a position which offers the greatest contact area. [14:20] Ibarada     When two people have close physical contact, [14:23] Ibarada     they should seek a position which     offers the greatest contact area. [14:27] Ibarada     Let's turn it into a problem like this, [14:28] Ibarada     and look for the ideal method. [14:31] Yukimura     In the lab, we performed what is generally     known as a "regular hug," but [14:34] Yukimura     there may be a position which     allows for greater close contact. [14:39] Yamamoto     The human body has more surface area     on the front than on the sides, so [14:43] Yamamoto     if the front of the body and under     the arms are held closely in a hug, [14:47] Yamamoto     some might say the position provides and     exceedingly great area of close contact, but... [14:51] Yamamoto     If that's true, then... [14:53] Yamamoto     with this position, or... [14:55] Yamamoto     even this position... [14:56] Yamamoto     the amount of close contact     doesn't change very much. [14:59] Kanade     This one's nice, too. [15:00] Inukai     Hang on! [15:02] Inukai     If they entwined their legs     in their close contact, [15:04] Inukai     wouldn't it increase the contact area? [15:06] Yamamoto     If they did, it would be something like this. [15:09] Inukai     It kinda reminds me of a cicada... [15:11] Kanade     Would it be too hard for both     of them to wrap their legs? [15:15] Yamamoto     Yes... [15:17] Yamamoto     Which means, it would be difficult to increase     the amount of close contact any more than this... [15:21] Yukimura     No, that's wrong. [15:23] Yukimura     We've overlooked something. [15:25] Yukimura     When the fronts of the bodies     are in close contact, [15:27] Yukimura     there is no reason to match     the direction of up and down! [15:30] Yukimura     Which means this! [15:32] Kanade     What life-form is that supposed to be? [15:34] Inukai     That's horrible in all kinds of ways! [15:36] Yamamoto     I see... [15:38] Yamamoto     That greatly increases the     number of variations... [15:40] Inukai     No, it doesn't! [15:42] Kanade     How acrobatic is this couple, anyway?! [15:45] Ibarada     I've realized something shocking. [15:47] Yukimura     What? What is it? [15:49] Ibarada     Long ago, when I used to     hug a big-chested girl, [15:53] Ibarada     I felt a slight distance between us. [15:57] Ibarada     With a big chest, when you bring your     bodies close, a gap is created, [16:00] Ibarada     and the area of close contact diminishes. [16:02] Inukai     So then, you mean... [16:04] Inukai     Hugging someone flat-chested increases     the amount of close contact? [16:07] Ibarada     Not at all. [16:08] Ibarada     According to this theory, the greatest     amount of close physical contact [16:11] Ibarada     would be when two men hold each other! [16:14] Kanade     That— [16:15] Inukai     That— [16:15] Inukai; Kanade; Yukimura     That's true! [16:16] Yamamoto     This is an extremely significant discovery. [16:18] Yamamoto     We must put it into practice to verify it. [16:21] Yukimura     It's true that the reasoning     seems correct, but... [16:24] Ibarada     And we just happen to have two guys     here, too. Come on, let's go. [16:27] Inukai     You! It's just that you want us to, right? [16:30] Ibarada; Yamamoto     Come now. Come on. [16:31] Inukai; Yukimura     S-S-Stop it! [16:33] Kanade     Somehow, it feels like these people     are just enjoying themselves now... [16:38] Himuro     He's taking forever... [16:42] (Flashback) little Inukai     It's the ocean! [16:43] (Flashback) little Ibarada     Torasuke, it's dangerous! [16:45] (Flashback) little Ibarada     Torasuke! [16:47] (Flashback) little Ibarada     Torasuke! [16:49] (Flashback) little Ibarada     You have to be careful at the beach, okay? [16:52] (Flashback) little Ibarada     They have these things called rip currents. [16:54] (Flashback) little Inukai     Okay. [16:57] (Flashback) little Inukai     Does it hurt, Ena-chan? [16:59] (Flashback) little Ibarada     No. I'm okay. [17:01] (Flashback) little Inukai     Don't do that!     When it hurts, you have to say so! [17:04] (Flashback) little Inukai     If anybody tries to do mean     things to you, Ena-chan, [17:06] (Flashback) little Inukai     I'll protect you! [17:09] (Flashback) little Inukai     Because I'm a man who lives on love! [17:12] (Flashback) little Ibarada     Okay. Thank you. [17:13] (Flashback) little Ibarada     Torasuke! [17:14] (Flashback) little Inukai     Ena-chan, I love you! [17:18] Ibarada     After saying that, Torasuke went and     accidentally peed in the ocean, right? [17:22] Ibarada     Ah, memories... [17:23] Inukai     Stop it! [17:25] Inukai     I don't know anything     about such a dark past! [17:27] Ibarada     You were such a cute little boy back then, [17:29] Ibarada     then you went and got uselessly large. [17:31] Inukai     And you stayed a tiny pipsqueak     while your eyes rotted away. [17:35] Inukai     You remember a person's     disgrace in perfect detail! [17:38] Ibarada     That's because women remember. [17:40] Ibarada     Coordination between the right and left     brain is stronger than in a man's brain. SIGN    Left Brain SIGN    Right Brain [17:44] Ibarada     It's hard to forget experiences     where emotions were involved. [17:47] Ibarada     Those times I was in danger and you     became a human barrier to protect me, [17:52] Ibarada     I just can't forget them. [17:53] Inukai     Those words should be spoken by     someone a little more delicate! [17:57] Ibarada     Oh. If you're headed to the bathroom,     buy some roasted squid on the way back. [18:01] Yuuichi     It's that science-type     woman from before... [18:03] Yuuichi     Why is she in Okinawa? [18:05] Shikijou     What happened? [18:07] Shikijou     Both of them were pretty cute. [18:09] Sunglasses guy     What's up? You get dumped, Yuuichi-kun? [18:12] Yuuichi     No, moron. [18:13] Yuuichi     When I saw her face, she just wasn't my type. [18:15] Sunglasses guy     You move too slow. [18:18] Sunglasses guy     Hurry up and go grab a girl or two. [18:20] Yuuichi     I will. [18:23] Yuuichi     Next, I'm trying that one. [18:24] Sunglasses guy     Huh... [18:25] Sunglasses guy     Small, but not bad at all. [18:27] Yuuichi     Right? [18:28] Yuuichi     Seems like you could get a lot     of play out of that one, right? [18:34] Inukai     Honestly. That little pipsqueak... [18:36] Inukai     Roasted squid is stupid expensive! [18:38] Inukai     Huh? [18:39] Inukai     That Ibarada, it's weird but doesn't     it look they're ganging up on her? [18:43] Inukai     That woman? There's no way! [18:46] Inukai     She's gotta be making it look like     they're ganging up on her. It's a trap. [18:49] Inukai     Yukimura-senpai said so before, didn't he? [18:52] (Flashback) Yukimura     I'm sure you've heard the     story of Schrödinger's cat. SIGN    Falsehood SIGN    Truth SIGN    Cubit [18:55] (Flashback) Yukimura     In quantum physics, a thing can be     in two states at the same time. [18:59] Inukai     Which means that right now,     "she's getting ganged up on for real," [19:03] Inukai     and "she's just talking peacefully,"     are the two states, [19:05] Inukai     and it's not clear which she's in... [19:07] Inukai     If I observe, it'll become clear which it is! [19:10] Inukai     My prediction is that she's actually [19:12] Inukai     "just having fun talking about     Pakémon Do," or something... [19:16] Inukai     I just know that's gonna be the punchli— [19:26] Inukai     'Sup? [19:27] Sunglasses guy     And who are you? [19:29] Inukai     Well, I'm not really doing     this because I want to... [19:31] Inukai     But, I am a man who lives on love, so... [19:34] Inukai     Sorry, but... [19:35] Inukai     this pipsqueak here, [19:37] Inukai     don't you touch her. [19:40] Ibarada     Torasuke, it's not like     they did anything to me... [19:44] Sunglasses guy     That's right! [19:45] Sunglasses guy     We were just playing PakéDo! [19:49] Inukai     You gotta be kidding me! Schrödinger! [19:52] Inukai     I misunderstood! I'm so sorry! [19:54] Shikijou     Not at all. We're sorry, too. [19:56] Shikijou     Yuuichi-kun always grabs girls' arms... [19:59] Sunglasses guy     That's right. Can't be helped.     We are talking about Yuuichi-kun here. [20:04] Ibarada     "This pipsqueak here, don't you touch her." [20:07] Ibarada     That's so cool! Super cool! [20:09] Inukai     Shut up! [20:11] Ibarada     Just like you said so long ago, [20:12] Ibarada     you really did protect me. [20:15] Inukai     Stop talking! Forget all of it! [20:17] Ibarada     Not possible. I can't forget. [20:19] Ibarada     Memories of experiences where emotions     are involved can't be forgotten. [20:24] Ibarada     How could I forget this?     I'm never gonna forget. [20:29] Ibarada     Thanks, Torasuke, for protecting me. [20:32] Inukai     Stop talking... [20:33] Ibarada     Thanks. [20:35] Ibarada     Oh, it's so ridiculous... [20:36] Inukai     Shut up... [22:09] Ikeda     Well, everyone, shall we withdraw? [22:12] Yamamoto     We had so much fun! [22:13] Yamamoto     I managed to take so many     reference photos... [22:17] Yamamoto     What's wrong? [22:19] Inukai     Please, don't mind me. [22:21] Inukai     I just had a little repeat of a super-dreadnought     level section of my dark past... [22:25] Yukimura     Himuro, I'm sorry. [22:27] Yukimura     I meant to return quickly, but... [22:29] Himuro     If you weren't feeling well,     it wasn't something you could help. [22:32] Kanade     I just can't tell her! [22:33] Kanade     He thought so hard about that stupid     "couple's greatest close contact problem," [22:37] Kanade     he got so excited he passed out... [22:40] Ikeda     Everyone, I'm glad you all found     a way to enjoy yourselves. [22:43] Ikeda     I was able to do some weighted long-distance     swimming, for the first time in a long time. [22:47] Kanade     Why is it that you train your     body so much, Professor? [22:51] Ikeda     There is a Nobel prize winner in     physics from Saitama University, [22:55] Ikeda     Professor Kuze, and I had the chance to meet him. SIGN    Nobel Prize in Physics     Professor Kuze Takaomi [22:58] Kanade     Really? [22:59] Ikeda     At the time, I wasn't able to     lay a single finger on him. [23:04] Ikeda     And it's not just Professor Kuze. [23:06] Ikeda     In the world of academics,     geniuses that beggar the imagination, [23:10] Ikeda     unimaginable monsters seethe     in tremendous numbers. [23:14] Ikeda     You won't survive in a world dominated by superhumans if you don't train a little! [23:21] Ikeda     The professors at the presentations     tomorrow are all strong, too! [23:25] Ikeda     Let's do our best, okay? [23:26] Inukai     Huh? [23:27] Kanade     We're giving presentations in     a huge gathering of monsters? [23:31] Kanade     ...we said, shaking with fear... SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 10     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Giving Presentations. [23:35] Kanade     Next time, Proof 10. [23:36] Kanade     "Science-types Fell in Love, So they     Tried Giving Presentations." E10 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Giving Presentations. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    Proof 10     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Giving Presentations. [01:36] Kanade     It's beautiful, isn't it? [01:37] Himuro     It really is lovely. [01:39] Himuro     I'm sure the beauty index     here is firmly over 90. [01:43] Kanade     We're staying in such a nice hotel! [01:46] Himuro     Yes. We should be grateful     to Yamamoto-senpai. [01:50] Kanade     Oh! The bathroom is pretty, too! [01:55] Himuro     In a place as beautiful as this... [01:57] Himuro     If I were able to have close     contact with Yukimura-kun... [02:00] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [02:03] Himuro     No, no, no. [02:04] Himuro     No matter how you look at it,     it's still much too soon for— [02:08] Himuro     Coming! [02:11] Yukimura     I'll be imposing on your hospitality. [02:13] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [02:14] Himuro     It's late... Why...? [02:16] Yukimura     You must know, Himuro. [02:18] Yukimura     What we were unable to achieve this afternoon... [02:21] Yukimura     We have to do it now. [02:22] Yukimura     I'm coming in. [02:23] Himuro     Wait, wait, wait... [02:25] Himuro     Really? Here? [02:27] Himuro     I'm not emotionally prepared yet... [02:29] Himuro     Huh? [02:30] Yukimura     No! [02:31] Yukimura     How many times must I say     it before you understand? [02:33] Yukimura     You need to pause for 2.42 seconds there! [02:36] Kanade     When I get nervous, I start talking faster! [02:39] Yukimura     Do you think you'll be able to make it     through the presentations like that? [02:43] Yukimura     Now. Again! [02:45] Kanade (background)     And anyway! [02:45] Himuro     I get it. [02:46] Kanade (background)     Is there really a need to accurately     measure the pause to the decimal point? [02:47] Himuro     Kanade-chan has her presentation tomorrow. [02:48] Yukimura (background)     What? [02:49] Yukimura (background)     Anything less is unacceptable. Try it again! [02:49] Himuro     But our experiment is... SIGN    Times you want to snuggle close +1 SIGN    Times you want to hug +! [02:54] Himuro     I want to touch you... [02:56] Himuro     I want to dive into your arms. [03:00] Himuro     But I can't... [03:01] Himuro     even though you're so close... [03:04] Himuro     To think it hurts this much... [03:06] Himuro     Could it be that this is... [03:08] Himuro     what is called "love"? [03:15] ---     National University Corporation Shurijou University SIGN    Student     population SIGN    Undergraduates 6,840 persons SIGN    Grad Students 815 persons SIGN    Total 7,655 persons SIGN    Staff ・ Faculty 2,101 persons SIGN    Campus Footprint      Above ground 1,213,161 m²      Basement floors 141,196 m² SIGN    Total 1,354,357 m² [03:17] Himuro     I did have this feeling yesterday, but... [03:21] Himuro     I knew it. SIGN    Times I wanted to snuggle     close to Yukimura-kun [03:23] Himuro     My emotion counter. [03:25] Himuro     My "I want to snuggle close     to Yukimura-kun" count... [03:27] Himuro     showed a rapid increase starting     at 8:13 AM yesterday. [03:31] Himuro     At that time, [03:32] Himuro     we were on the plane, and I forbade any     physical contact in front of others. [03:37] Himuro     Which means that this... [03:38] Himuro     Psychological reactance. [03:41] Himuro     When you're told to study,     it makes you not want to study... [03:44] Himuro     When you're told, "don't ever look,"     it makes you want to look... [03:48] Himuro     It's the state in which being     told not to do something, [03:51] Himuro     makes you want to do it even more. [03:53] Himuro     For any human, it is a natural impulse. [03:56] Himuro     Which means... [03:58] Himuro     My desire to nuzzle my forehead     into Yukimura-kun's chest, [04:02] Himuro     is not, necessarily, because I love him. [04:04] Himuro     I nearly based my decision on supposition. [04:08] Himuro     That would make me a failure     as a science-type. [04:10] Himuro     When these presentations come to     an end, we will have free time. [04:14] Himuro     We will have plenty of opportunities     for physical contact. [04:17] Himuro     I just have to hold on until then. [04:19] Himuro     Right now, the first thing I need to do is     watch over the underclassmen's presentations. [04:21] Kanade     We came all the way to Okinawa     and we're stuck here. [04:24] Kanade     Um... Himuro-senpai... [04:26] Kanade     D-Do I have to present in     front of all these people? [04:30] Kanade     I'm really not good at talking     in front of big crowds... [04:37] Kanou     Today, we have a total of seven     people presenting, I see. [04:40] Kanou     Now, if the first person     would like to proceed... [04:45] Kanade     Huh? [04:46] Himuro     Kanade-chan, isn't that... [04:48] Kanade     He's someone who talked to us     on the beach yesterday, right? [04:52] Kanade     So he's here for the lab training camp, too... SIGN    Seeking Nash Equilibrium in Non-Cooperative Games     Comprised of Large Numbers of People     Through Implementation of Tabu Search Principles Tokyo University of Science & Technology,     department of mathematical information science and engineering, Kanou lab     Shikijou Naoya [04:56] Shikijou     So... [04:57] Shikijou     "Seeking Nash Equilibrium in Non-Cooperative     Games Comprised of Large Numbers of People [05:02] Shikijou     Through Implementation of Tabu Search Principles"... [05:03] Shikijou     is the title. [05:05] Shikijou     I'm from the Tokyo University     of Science and Technology. [05:06] Shikijou     My name is Shikijou Naoya,     and I'll be giving this presentation. [05:08] Kanade     Yikes! I don't even understand the title! [05:12] Shikijou     First, I'll start by explaining     Nash equilibrium. [05:16] Shikijou     When the number of players in     a non-cooperative game is n, [05:19] Shikijou     we will call player 1's strategy P. [05:22] Shikijou     At this point, there are many     ways to construct strategy P. [05:26] Shikijou     The probability of any     given action is p1, p2... SIGN    Nash Equilibrium SIGN    When the number of players in a non-cooperative game is n, SIGN    Player 1's strategy (probability distribution) p SIGN    Player 2's strategy (probability distribution) q [05:31] Shikijou     continuing to pm. [05:33] Shikijou (background)     The value of p1 is greater than 0, [05:33] Kanade     Wh-Wh-What do I do? I have no     idea what he's talking about! [05:34] Shikijou (background)     and adding all values from     p1 through pm equals 1. [05:37] Kanade     Himuro-senpai, do you understand this? [05:38] Shikijou (background)     In the same way, let us consider     player 2's strategy q. [05:40] Himuro     I understand the gist. But this is... [05:43] Shikijou     With strategy q— [05:43] Kaku     Excuse me. [05:44] Kaku     May I ask a question? [05:46] Shikijou     Oh... Please do. [05:48] Kaku     It's about using a tabu search when what     you're looking for is Nash equilibrium... [05:54] Kaku     The tabu search is a commonly     used method, correct? [05:56] Kaku     Was there no similar research? [06:00] Shikijou     Um, probably... [06:02] Shikijou     Yes. With regards to games with     large numbers of players. [06:06] Kaku     Then, why choose to go with a tabu search? [06:09] Shikijou     What? That's... [06:12] Kaku     There are many instances where     multiple Nash equilibriums exist. [06:15] Kaku     A genetic search type algorithm,     which can run simultaneous searches, [06:18] Kaku     would seem to be more effective here. [06:20] Kaku     What merit does a tabu search present? [06:24] Shikijou     Well... it's... [06:30] Kanade     I can't understand any of this conversation. [06:33] Ikeda     May I ask a question, too? [06:36] Shikijou     Yes. [06:36] Ikeda     I'm not familiar with this field, so I     apologize for asking a layman's question. [06:42] Ikeda     In what way does seeking Nash     equilibrium prove useful? [06:54] Kanou     Shikijou-kun. [06:56] Kanou     If you can't answer, then you must     clearly say that you don't know. SIGN    Height: 182 cm Weight: 83 kg SIGN    Blood type: O SIGN    Hobbies: Kendo SIGN    Favorite foods: Chilled tofu     Favorite phrase: Look carefully     where your own footsteps fall     Looks up to: Sakamoto Ryoma SIGN    Tokyo University of Science & Technology,     Dean of Mathematical Information Science and Engineering     Kanou Seijuushi [07:01] Kanou     Consuming time with your     silence is despicable. [07:05] Shikijou     I'm sorry. I don't know. [07:08] Kanou     I did say, didn't I? [07:11] Kanou     That you should investigate and become     familiar with the points just raised... [07:16] Kanou     That if you didn't understand,     you should come ask me... [07:19] Kanou     That you should understand and     prepare before presenting... [07:22] Kanou     You have been negligent. [07:26] Kanou     What have you been researching?     For what purpose? [07:30] Kanou     If you can't even explain     that basic essence, [07:33] Kanou     then you have been entirely     too lax in your studies. [07:37] Kanou     It is disrespectful to those     here in attendance. [07:40] Kanou     We'll call this an end to your presentation. [07:44] Inukai     That's terrifying! [07:46] Inukai     They punch you that full     of holes at presentations? [07:49] Ibarada     Well, when you're not prepared,     that kind of stuff happens. [07:53] Himuro     Don't worry, Kanade-chan. [07:55] Himuro     You practiced a lot yesterday, right? [07:58] Kanade     But... [08:02] Kanou     Now, the next presenter, Inukai Kosuke-kun.     If you would, please. [08:11] Inukai     Now that it's come to this... [08:13] Inukai     I've just gotta go for it! [08:20] Inukai     The man's man, Inukai Kosuke... [08:22] Inukai     is gonna blast his way right through this! SIGN    Romance Visual Novel Games with Choices     NP-hardness     Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course, Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information     Inukai Kosuke     Ikeda Kashin [08:28] Inukai     Ikeda Lab, 4th year student, Inukai Kosuke. [08:33] Inukai     The title of my presentation is, [08:34] Inukai     "Romance Visual Novel Games     with Choices NP-hardness." [08:43] Inukai     So, that being that... SIGN    Sure SIGN    Maybe not today... SIGN    Dieeeee [08:46] Inukai     When you pick something that     makes Aika happy, like this... [08:49] Aika     Then, let's go! [08:51] Aika     No dawdling now! [08:53] Inukai     Your "likability level,"     an in-game barometer, increases. SIGN    Likability +5 [08:57] Inukai     And... [08:58] Inukai     if, in this branching story, you want to     pick the route with the highest likability value, SIGN    Game Start SIGN    Choice 1 SIGN    Yes SIGN    No SIGN    Ignore and Pass By SIGN    Choice 2 SIGN    Go to the Park SIGN    Go to School SIGN    Choice 3 SIGN    Choice 4 SIGN    Go to Roof SIGN    Go to Class SIGN    Choice 5 SIGN    Help Her SIGN    Happy End SIGN    Choice 6 SIGN    Leave it to Teacher;     Return to Classroom SIGN    Stay a Little Longer SIGN    Abandon Her SIGN    Choice 7 [09:03] Inukai     and successfully arrive at     Aika's "True Ending," then... SIGN    Start SIGN    Goal SIGN    Critical Path Problem [09:07] Inukai     this game is the same as what's     known as a "longest path problem." [09:12] Inukai     This type of problem has     been proven to be NP-hard. SIGN    ① Longest Path Problems [09:18] Rikekuma     Longest path problems! [09:20] Rikekuma     ...but before that... SIGN    ② Shortest Path Problems [09:21] Rikekuma     Shortest path problems! SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Akabane [09:23] Rikekuma     It's a problem where you calculate the     shortest path from start to goal, bear. [09:28] Rikekuma     See? It's like that thing you stupid humans     use on the Internet all the time, bear [09:33] Rikekuma     It's super easy for a computer, bear. [09:37] Rikekuma     Then, what if, instead, you     looked for the longest route? SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Akabane [09:41] Rikekuma     That's right. This is a     longest path problem. [09:44] Rikekuma     It's a super hard problem that     even baffles computers, bear. [09:48] Rikekuma     Just like the traveling salesman     problem, people call this NP-hard. [09:53] Rikekuma     It's a crazy problem, bear! [09:55] Inukai     That's right. [09:56] Inukai     Adult games are NP-hard. [09:58] Inukai     Finding the approximate solution     should be our next challenge! [10:02] Student A     This guy's amazing! [10:04] Student B     He's seriously researching adult games... [10:06] Student C     He's a hero, in so many different ways... [10:08] Kaku     Excuse me. [10:09] Kaku     May I ask a question? [10:12] Inukai     Please do. [10:15] Kaku     I am not familiar with this field, [10:18] Kaku     so I apologize if this is a     layman's question, but... [10:21] Kaku     in what way does this research     possibly prove useful? [10:25] Inukai     It's super useful for me! [10:28] Inukai     If I could find an effective way to     quickly complete any romance game, [10:31] Inukai     nothing could possibly make me any happier! [10:35] Kaku     There's no point if it only     is of use to you, is there? [10:38] Kaku     Shouldn't you do some more serious research? [10:40] Inukai     What? [10:41] Inukai     I'm super serious about this. [10:44] Inukai     What is it you don't like about it? [10:46] Kaku     I am saying that researching     romance games is not useful. [10:51] Kaku     Are you listening? We are in engineering. [10:54] Kaku     The foundational ideal of engineering is [10:56] Kaku     to develop effective technology     for the sake of humanity. [10:59] Kaku     That is the greatest difference between     this and the natural sciences. [11:02] Kaku     That is why our research must, in the end, [11:06] Kaku     be something which contributes to society. [11:09] Inukai     Huh? [11:10] Ikeda     Um, excuse me... Professor Kaku. [11:12] Ikeda     This research theme was     one I suggested to him... [11:16] Inukai     Games are useful! [11:20] Inukai     They are fun! They are emotionally moving! [11:23] Inukai     They are a contemporary     form of entertainment! [11:25] Inukai     For me, they're what I live for! [11:28] Inukai     Pretty much every student in     here has played a game, right? [11:32] Inukai     And there's gotta be some     adult gamers here, too! [11:36] Inukai     It's technology which has     entertained all these people! [11:41] Kaku     Your research has nothing to     do with the creation of games. [11:46] Kaku     You're simply looking for a methodology     which facilitates easier gameplay, right? [11:49] Inukai     That's right! [11:51] Inukai     Lately, pro gamers have emerged... [11:54] Inukai     e-sports are international competitions... [11:56] Inukai     This is an age where play-by-play     gamers hold live events at Budoukan! [12:01] Inukai     Even those who are on the     consumer side of games, [12:03] Inukai     depending on how they play,     can find all kinds of value in them. [12:05] Inukai     That's the age we live in. [12:07] Inukai     And I believe that one day... [12:08] Inukai     my research will be useful to someone! [12:12] Inukai     Not to mention, [12:14] Inukai     looking down on adult games like     that is unforgivable, baldy! [12:17] Kaku     Baldy? [12:18] Kaku     You! Take more care with your words. [12:22] Ibarada     Not bad, Torasuke. [12:25] Kanou     We will now take a ten minute break. [12:27] Kanou     If the next presenter would please set up. [12:31] Yukimura     Right. Now, if we connect this     computer, the output should... [12:36] Yukimura     Hm? [12:38] Yukimura     What's wrong, Kanade? [12:39] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai... I... [12:42] Kanade     I don't feel like I can do this. [12:45] Kanade     That research seemed super complicated     and it wasn't good enough. [12:49] Kanade     Compared to that, my research     isn't anywhere near... [12:52] Yukimura     You're worrying too much. [12:55] Yukimura     Your presentation will be— [12:56] Kanade     I can't. [12:57] Kanade     It's not good enough. [12:58] Kanade     Presenting in front of all     those people... I can't... [13:01] Yukimura     Calm down a little, Kanade. [13:01] Kanade (background)     I can't present... [13:04] Kanade     What do I do if I mess up? [13:05] Kanade     If everyone thinks I'm weird... [13:08] Kanade     I can't take any more of that... [13:09] Yukimura     Hey, Kanade! [13:11] Kanou     It's just about time to     start the presentations. [13:15] Ibarada     Next is Kanade, huh? [13:17] Ibarada     She seemed pretty freaked out back     there. You think she's okay? [13:21] Himuro     I'll go see how she's doing. [13:26] Himuro     I'm not worried about     Kanade-chan's presentation. [13:30] Himuro     That Yukimura-kun drilled     her pretty hard, after all. [13:34] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [13:38] Himuro     Oh, honestly! [13:39] Himuro     A little more self-control, please. [13:42] Himuro     Once the presentations are over, [13:43] Himuro     I can have lots of physical contact     with Yukimura-kun. All right? [13:48] Himuro     With Yukimura-kun... [13:51] Yukimura     Hey. [13:52] Yukimura     Pull yourself together, Kanade! [13:53] Kanade     I can't... I can't... [13:55] Kanade (background)     I can't present in front     of all those people... [13:56] Yukimura     You're leaving me no choice... [13:57] Kanade (background)     If I try, I'll only fail... [13:59] Himuro     Kanade-chan. Yukimura-ku— SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It [14:22] Kanade     Wh-Wh-What are you doing? [14:26] Yukimura     And you, don't suddenly unleash     the force of your fists... [14:30] Yukimura     It was an experiment run by Leslie Seltzer     of the University of Wisconsin-Madison. [14:33] Kanade     Huh? [14:34] Yukimura     Sixty-one girls aged 7 to 12 were made to     give a speech in front of a large crowd. [14:40] Yukimura     Afterwards, their mothers embraced them, [14:43] Yukimura     comforting them through physical contact. [14:46] Yukimura     As a result, their oxytocin     levels increased, SIGN    Direct Contact with Mother     Phone Call with Mother (no contact)     Nothing Done [14:49] Yukimura     and their stress hormone, cortisol,     dropped significantly. [14:54] Yukimura     I simply emulated the experiment. [14:56] Kanade     I-I see... [14:59] Kanade     Wait! [15:00] Kanade     That worked when their mothers did it! [15:02] Kanade     Would you really suddenly hug an     underclassman girl like that usually? [15:05] Yukimura     There wasn't anyone else here!     I had no choice! [15:08] Yukimura     And it's your fault for being     so extraordinarily frightened! [15:11] Kanade     Why are you putting it like that?     I'll report you to the police! [15:14] Kanade     Not to mention, what were you planning     to do if Himuro-senpai saw you doing this? [15:20] Yukimura     That would be... terrible, but... [15:23] Yukimura     That has nothing to do with this, does it? [15:26] Kanade     Yes, it does! [15:28] Kanou     Excuse me... If you could     start your presentation... [15:31] Kanade     Oh! Yes! I'll be right there! [15:33] Kanade     Oh, for crying out loud. [15:35] Kanade     All that nervous tension disappeared. [15:38] Yukimura     If you can make such a fuss about it,     I doubt you'll have any problems. [15:47] Kanade     That senpai really has a sharp tongue,     and he has no tact at all... [15:51] Kanade     and he's unreasonable in     everything he does... [15:55] (Flashback) Yukimura     Wear this. [15:56] (Flashback) Yukimura     It's armor. [15:57] (Flashback) Kanade     Armor? [15:58] (Flashback) Yukimura     You've heard of the halo effect. [16:00] (Flashback) Yukimura     If you wear a lab coat, even you will     look slightly more intelligent. [16:04] (Flashback) Kanade     What's that supposed to mean?! [16:06] (Flashback) Yukimura     Do not forget. [16:07] (Flashback) Yukimura     Dressed in a lab coat, a symbol of wisdom, [16:11] (Flashback) Yukimura     you have spent your days in diligent     study as a member of the Ikeda Lab. [16:16] (Flashback) Yukimura     And, you know more about your     research theme than anyone here. [16:24] Kanade     Okay. Don't let yourself lose to them! [16:29] Kanade     Saitama University, Ikeda Lab,     Kanade Kotonoha. I will now present. SIGN    Variable Latency Traveling Salesman Problem: a Proposal SIGN    Kanade Kotonoha Ikeda Lab     Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course,     Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information [16:34] Kanade     My title is, "Variable Latency Traveling     Salesman Problem: a Proposal." [16:43] Kanade     I'm scared... but... [16:47] Kanade     I'm okay. [16:48] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai made me practice     until I couldn't take any more. [16:52] Kanade     My mouth and body will     just move on their own. SIGN    Variable Latency Traveling Salesman Problem: a Proposal SIGN    Kanade Kotonoha Ikeda Lab     Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course,     Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information SIGN    We're for SIGN    realz ♥ [16:55] Kanade     First, if you'll please look at this photo. [17:00] (Flashback) Kanade     A-Are you sure? [17:02] (Flashback) Kanade     I can show this picture without any set-up? [17:04] (Flashback) Yukimura     It makes no difference to me.     First, you need to astound them. [17:08] Kanade     This is a picture of my two senpai from last month     when they went on an amusement park date. [17:14] Kanade     They sincerely and wholeheartedly     wanted to enjoy their date, [17:17] Kanade     so they calculated the most efficient way to SIGN    Cosmo Land Park Map [17:20] Kanade     visit all the rides at the park,     the optimal date course. [17:24] Kanade     They utilized the traveling     salesman problem. [17:27] Kanade     Visiting every single destination in     turn and returning to the start point. [17:30] Kanade     The problem is calculating     the shortest route. [17:34] Kanade     It's a quintessential optimization problem, [17:37] Kanade     and many methods of solving     it have been proposed. [17:39] Student D     Yeah. You use that for dates, right? [17:42] Student E     No one uses it like that... [17:43] Kanade     However, the date in question     was very complicated... [17:46] Kanade     There were wait times for the rides... SIGN    120 minute wait [17:49] Kanade     and their plans were thrown     into great disarray. [17:51] Kanade     That's when they looked at     each destination again, [17:54] Kanade     set up time slots for the wait times, SIGN    Wait Times SIGN    Time SIGN    Magnum     Coaster SIGN    Super     Carts SIGN    Giant     Swing Pirates SIGN    min SIGN    min SIGN    min [17:56] Kanade     and used them to recalculate the     route with the shortest time. [18:00] Kanade     A new optimization problem, [18:03] Kanade     the "variable latency traveling salesman     problem." That is my proposal. SIGN    Wait Times SIGN    Time SIGN    Magnum     Coaster SIGN    Super     Carts SIGN    Giant     Swing Pirates SIGN    min SIGN    min SIGN    min SIGN    Formula addressing each          attraction's wait time SIGN    Formula addressing each           attraction's wait time [18:08] Kanade     Using this problem, it's possible to     calculate an even more viable date course. [18:13] (Flashback) Kanade     I really believe there are limitations     to using TSP to plan a date. [18:16] (Flashback) Kanade     If you could at least add wait     times into the calculation... [18:19] (Flashback) Yukimura     Then you should create that. [18:21] (Flashback) Kanade     Huh? [18:23] crowd     Wow... [18:24] crowd     This seems like something you could     really use at an amusement park, doesn't it? [18:31] Kaku     May I ask a question? [18:34] (Flashback) Kanade     Aren't there any countermeasures     for questions? [18:37] (Flashback) Yukimura     If you have time to think of such cheap tricks, [18:40] (Flashback) Yukimura     then use that time to look     into the previous research. [18:42] (Flashback) Yukimura     The professors aren't asking questions     to disparage the students. [18:47] (Flashback) Yukimura     If you don't know something, say so. [18:50] (Flashback) Yukimura     Answer what is asked with sincerity     and engage in discussion. [18:56] Kanade     Please do. [18:57] Kaku     Configuring the wait times at each location [19:01] Kaku     requires all the wait times     to be confirmed in advance. [19:06] Kaku     Is it possible to assemble that data? [19:09] Kanade     Well... [19:11] KAnade     As you say, it is difficult     to make perfect estimations. [19:16] Kanade     However, in many cases, an amusement     park's daily wait time data is stored. [19:22] Kanade     Using that as the foundation... [19:24] Kanade     If it's sunny on a weekend... SIGN    Magnum Coaster Wait Times SIGN    July July July July 13th (Fri) 14th (Sat) 15th (Sun) 16th (Mon) [19:26] Kanade     On a weekday, it'll be about this much... [19:27] Kanade     Things like that... [19:31] Kaku     Well, I suppose that's the     only thing you could do... [19:34] Kanou     May I ask a question, as well? [19:37] Kanade     Please do. [19:38] Kanou     I do believe it is an interesting theme, [19:41] Kanou     but was there no similar previous research? [19:44] Kanade     Let's see... [19:46] Kanade     In my research, I couldn't find any, but... [19:49] Kanou     Really... Could there be one... [19:51] Kanade     But, there was one... [19:53] Kanade     that seemed similar when I read it. [19:55] Kanade     The time dependent traveling     salesman problem. SIGN    Magnum Coaster Wait Times SIGN    July July July July 13th (Fri) 14th (Sat) 15th (Sun) 16th (Mon) SIGN    Road will     be closed     in 5 minutes SIGN    Traffic jam SIGN    Very heavy traffic     starting from 2 pm SIGN    No traffic     right now!! SIGN    Which way     should I go? [19:59] Kanade     In this problem, the travel time     from destination to destination [20:02] Kanade     changes depending on the time. [20:04] Kanade     It isn't the points that change, [20:06] Kanade     it's the significance of the surroundings     that change in this type of problem. [20:09] Kanade     Oh! But this is just within the bounds     of what I was able to investigate. [20:13] Kanade     There may be similar research, but... [20:16] Kanade     Could it be that you know     of similar research? [20:19] Kanade     If you have, I'd love to— [20:21] Kanou     Oh, no. It's nothing like that. [20:23] Kanou     Kanade-kun, was it? [20:26] Kanou     That's Ikeda's Lab for you. [20:28] Kanou     It's only been four months since     you joined, and yet... [20:31] Kanou     You've really done your research. [20:38] (Flashback) Yukiumra     Read these immediately.     They are papers in your field. [20:41] (Flashback) Yukimura     They will be of use one day. [20:43] Kanade     Yes. A nagging senpai has     trained me very well. [20:49] Yukimura     The "nagging" wasn't necessary. [20:53] Inukai     I'm sorry! [20:55] Ikeda     The exchange of opinions is     very important, however, [20:59] Ikeda     calling a professor "baldy" isn't good. [21:03] Inukai     I-I just got all fired up... [21:16] Kaku     Inukai-kun, wasn't it? [21:23] Inukai     Huh? [21:24] Kaku     My, that was a wonderful debate, wasn't it? [21:27] Kaku     It's been a long time     since I've been so excited. [21:31] Kaku     I haven't had a student snap back at my     questions like that in quite some time. [21:36] Kaku     It was very educational for me, as well. [21:39] Kaku     I'm looking forward to     your next presentation. [21:44] Inukai     Yessir! [21:47] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [21:49] Yukimura     Himuro. [21:50] Yukimura     It's good that Kanade's presentation     finished without any issues, don't you think? [21:54] Himuro     Yukimura-kun. [21:56] Himuro     What were you doing with     Kanade-chan earlier? SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 11     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Having a Fight. [23:35] Himuro     Next time, Proof 11. [23:37] Himuro     "Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Having a Fight." E11 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Having a Fight. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    Proof 11     Science-types Fell in Love,     So They Tried Having a Fight. [01:30] Himuro     Tell me... [01:32] Himuro     What were you doing with Kanade-chan? [01:36] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai! [01:37] Kanade     Thank you so much for earlier. [01:40] Kanade     Thanks to that, I was able     to give my presentation... [01:42] Kanade     Wait... Huh? [01:44] Yukimura     I'm telling you, it wasn't like that! [01:46] Yukimura     It was an emergency situation! [01:48] Himuro     So you're saying that if it's     an emergency, it's fine? [01:50] Himuro     There must have been another way! [01:52] Yukimura     Hey, Kanade. You explain to her, too. [01:55] Kanade     Huh? Explain what? [01:57] Yukimura     Himuro saw the thing     before the presentation. [02:00] Kanade     The thing before the presentation...? [02:05] Kanade     No, no, no! It isn't what you're thinking! [02:07] Kanade     My spirit was crushed! He had no choice! [02:10] Kanade     Honestly, it had nothing to     do with romance or anything! [02:12] Kanade     Besides, I have zero interest     in this nagging four-eyes! [02:15] Yukimura     Hey! What do you think you're doing,     slipping that into the confusion?! [02:17] Kanade     I'm telling the truth! [02:19] Kanade     Himuro-senpai, there's nothing     for you to worry about... [02:22] Himuro     I know. [02:24] Himuro     I don't think you've done     anything wrong, Kanade-chan. [02:26] Himuro     Rather... [02:27] Himuro     What I cannot forgive is [02:29] Himuro     that he can so easily     do that to a young woman, [02:31] Himuro     and the societal dishonesty it implies! [02:34] Himuro     After all, I want to hug Yukimura-kun, too! [02:37] Yukimura     No, I'm telling you... [02:39] Yukimura     It was a sort of emergency refuge,     extraordinarily extreme measures... [02:42] Himuro     And that means you can     hug whomever you want? [02:44] Himuro     What kind of excuse is that? [02:45] Himuro     Like an emergency refuge? [02:47] Kanade     I feel like she's mad for     a different reason... [02:47] Himuro background     Extraordinarily extreme measures? [02:49] Himuro background     What's that supposed to mean? You     just wanted to hug her, right? [02:50] Inukai     Hello, my senpai! [02:51] Yukimura background     No! [02:52] Inukai     What did you think? [02:52] Yukimura background     That was the most efficient way     of dealing with that situation! [02:53] Inukai     Did you see my magnificent presentation...? [02:55] Himuro background     You always make your escape like that! [02:57] Himuro     What the deal, anyway? [02:58] Himuro     Even for our seaside     close contact experiment, [02:59] Himuro     you left in the middle and never came back! [03:01] Yukimura     No, there were... unforeseen circumstances... [03:05] Himuro     What kind of unforeseen circumstances? [03:06] Inukai     Huh? Are they fighting? [03:08] Himuro     Don't you have anything to say? [03:12] Himuro     And even after that, all you did was focus     on Kanade-chan and her presentation, [03:16] Himuro     and... [03:17] Himuro; internal     H-Huh? [03:18] Himuro     And to top it off, you went     and did that with Kanade-chan! [03:21] Himuro     We still need to do our     experiments, and you just... [03:23] Himuro     It was the same for the pairing     experiments, too, wasn't it? [03:26] Himuro     You got excited over all kinds of people... [03:28] Himuro; internal     What... am I saying...? [03:32] Himuro     In the end, that's all it is, right? [03:34] Himuro     For you, Yukimura-kun... [03:36] Himuro     any woman works, doesn't she? [03:38] Yukimura     No! [03:41] Yukimura     That's enough, Himuro. [03:44] Yukimura     So, what? [03:45] Yukimura     I should ignore an underclassman     preparing for a presentation? [03:47] Yukimura     And as long as we can run our     experiments, everything is fine? [03:50] Yukimura     I should have just left Kanade in that     state, and let her do her presentation? [03:54] Himuro     Well, no, but... [03:57] Yukimura     I have not behaved in a manner I     need feel ashamed of with Kanade. [04:00] Yukimura     However, if Kanade and I had done something, [04:03] Yukimura     are there any grounds for     you to take issue with it? [04:06] Yukimura     It isn't as if you and I are dating, are we? [04:18] Himuro     That's true... [04:19] Himuro     Strictly speaking, it isn't     as if we are dating, is it? SIGN    Welcome [04:37] Inukai     Okinawan pork rib soba's so yummy! [04:42] Inukai     The dolphin show's the best! [04:46] Inukai     Now that we've finished our presentations, [04:48] Inukai     we've got nothing left to worry about! [04:50] Ikeda     Exactly! [04:52] Ikeda     After studies are done, we must     play with everything we've got! [04:54] Inukai     Let's enjoy Okinawa to our hearts' content! [05:08] Ikeda     What do we do... [05:10] Ikeda     At this rate, our fun research     training camp will... [05:13] Ikeda     Can't you do anything about it, Ibarada-kun? [05:16] Ibarada     You can just leave it. [05:18] Ibarada     Aren't those two always arguing? [05:21] Ikeda     I hope you're right... [05:24] Yamamoto     You worry too much, Professor Ikeda. [05:26] Yamamoto     Those two are rational and intellectual, [05:29] Yamamoto     so if they talk, I'm sure they'll patch     things up more quickly than you'd think. [05:32] Yamamoto     Come, come. Let's leave     the two of them alone. [05:37] Kanade     I hope they'll be all right... [05:38] Inukai     Yeah... [05:44] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [05:45] Himuro     Do you know why I am angry? [05:50] Inukai     Th-This question! [05:52] Inukai     So many men have given the wrong answer, [05:55] Inukai     and made the woman even angrier!     It's a question of legendary difficulty! [05:58] Kanade     What? Is it? SIGN    "I don't know" [06:00] Inukai     If you say, "I don't know"... [06:02] woman     Well, figure it out! SIGN    "Why are you so angry?" [06:03] Inukai     If you ask, "why are you so angry?" [06:05] woman     Because you're like that! SIGN    "Because xxx?" [06:08] Inukai     If you give the correct reason     for her anger, then... [06:10] woman     If you know, then why'd you do it? [06:13] Inukai     That's how it goes. [06:14] Inukai     Once the question is asked, it's pretty     much decided the man's in the wrong. [06:17] Inukai     Yukimura-senpai... How will you answer her? [06:23] Yukimura     The act of me hugging Kanade     accounts for approximately 34%. [06:27] Yukimura     It's likely that... [06:28] Yukimura     the declaration, "it isn't as though we're     dating," accounts for approximately 30%. SIGN    Other (Poor Physical Condition and Ill Humor     Associated with Menstrual Cycle) SIGN    Other SIGN    Consecutive Days of Heat SIGN    Lack of Sleep SIGN    Righteous Indignation     at the Societal Dishonesty SIGN    Failed Experiments     During     Training Camp SIGN    "It isn't     as though     we're dating" SIGN    Act of     Hugging Kanade [06:32] Yukimura     Also, factors such as "poor physical condition     and ill humor associated with menstrual cycle"... [06:37] Yukimura     I've made general estimates, however,     there are likely various specific items— [06:43] Himuro     I see you don't understand at all. [06:45] Himuro     Your degree of relative error     is off by at least 0.8. [06:48] Himuro     And, "poor physical condition and ill humor     associated with menstrual cycle" accounts for 0%. [06:54] Himuro     "Including such detailed items" accounts     for approximately 43% of my current anger. [07:01] Yukimura     Hey! If you insist that I'm wrong,     show me the evidence! [07:05] Yukimura     Hey! Himuro! SIGN    Evidence [07:08] Rikekuma     Evidence! [07:10] Rikekuma     Look it up in a dictionary yourself, bear. [07:12] Rikekuma     This time, we'll be looking     at "relative error"! SIGN    Relative Error [07:14] Rikekuma     Here we have 10 grams of boogers, bear. [07:17] Rikekuma     But when stupid humans measure the weight, [07:20] Rikekuma     the way they measure is so inept,     it ends up being 11 grams, bear. [07:25] Rikekuma     In this case, the measurement error from the     theoretical weight of the b is 1 gram, bear. [07:29] Rikekuma     This error is called "absolute error," bear. SIGN    "Absolute Error" [07:32] Rikekuma     In contrast, "relative error" SIGN    Theoretical Value SIGN    Relative Error SIGN    Measured Value - Theoretical Value SIGN    Theoretical Value [07:35] Rikekuma     is a ratio expressing the relationship of     the absolute value to theoretical value, bear. [07:39] Rikekuma     In the case of these boogers, SIGN    "Relative Error" [07:41] Rikekuma     the relative error is 0.1. [07:44] Rikekuma     In the case of the relative     error of 0.8 Himuro mentioned, [07:48] Rikekuma     if you measured boogers that     should weigh 10 grams, [07:51] Rikekuma     it means that the measuring was so bad,     you got a weight of 18 grams, bear. [07:55] Rikekuma     Whoever did the measuring     was useless scum, bear. [07:57] Rikekuma     And whoever gathered 10 grams of     boogers is useless scum, too, bear. [08:02] Inukai     You okay, Yukimura-senpai? [08:05] Yukimura     I made her angry again. [08:07] Yukimura     What could the problem have been... [08:09] Yukimura     Excluding "poor physical condition and     ill humor associated with menstrual cycle," [08:13] Yukimura     the other details couldn't have     been so very inaccurate... [08:16] Yukimura     If the reason for her anger is shifted in time,     then any estimate grows even more difficult... [08:20] Inukai     I kinda get the feeling     that's not the problem... [08:26] Kanade     Himuro-senpai! [08:28] Himuro     Kanade-chan? [08:29] Kanade     Um... Are you okay? [08:37] Himuro     What do I do? [08:39] Himuro     Asking something like,     "Do you know why I'm angry"... [08:42] Himuro     Why did I go and ask him that question? [08:45] Himuro     It makes me seem like some     stupid, annoying woman. [08:48] Himuro     Yukimura-kun must hate me... [08:50] Kanade     You'd asked before you even     thought about it, right? [08:52] Kanade     That's just how it goes. I understand. [08:54] Himuro     A question so difficult to respond to... [08:57] Himuro     I can't even present any evidence, and I... [08:59] Himuro     This isn't being intellectual at all! [09:02] Kanade     Honestly, these people are just... [09:31] Yukimura     This place... [09:32] Yukimura     The numerical value here wasn't bad, either... SIGN    Details of the Argument SIGN    11:05:34 Yukimura Shinya said the following:           "If Kanade and I had done something, are there any grounds for you      to take issue with it? It isn't as if you and I are dating, are we?" SIGN    Himuro Ayame struck Yukimura Shinya's left cheek with her open right hand SIGN    11:06:46 With a hint of tears in her eyes, Himuro Ayame spoke as follows:           "That's true... Strictly speaking, it isn't as if we      are dating, is it?" [09:40] Yukimura     ...after which, I said,     "it isn't as if we're dating, is it?" [09:45] Yukimura     Immediately following, Himuro struck my     left cheek with her open right hand. [09:49] Yukimura     3.4 seconds later, with a     hint of tears in her eyes, [09:52] Yukimura     she said, "Strictly speaking,     it isn't as if we are dating, is it?" [09:57] Yukimura     These are the details of     the recent confrontation. [10:00] Yukimura     What do you think?     Where do you think the problem lies? [10:04] Inukai     It's probably gotta be that last     thing you said, Yukimura-senpai. [10:07] Inukai     I think that was a huge misstep. [10:10] Inukai     If I ever made that choice with Aika... [10:14] Inukai     I'd get a bloodbath ending. [10:15] Aika     You said you loved me! [10:17] Yukimura     It was that bad? [10:19] Yukimura     Based on the situation, I also believe that     statement to be the primary factor, but... [10:24] Yukimura     What makes it such a problem? [10:26] Yukimura     It is a concrete fact     that we are not dating, [10:29] Yukimura     and Himuro herself acknowledges that. [10:32] Yukimura     And it's the same for the     way I handled Kanade. [10:35] Yukimura     I haven't done anything wrong. [10:37] Inukai     Well, yeah, that's true. [10:40] Inukai     Everything you've said is a sound argument. [10:44] Inukai     However... [10:45] Inukai     There are times in this world     when presenting a sound argument [10:48] Inukai     isn't what you should do, I guess... [10:55] Kanade     Himuro-senpai, I... [10:58] Himuro     Hm? What is it, Kanade-chan? [11:01] Kanade     I'm really sorry. [11:04] Kanade     Because of me... [11:06] Kanade     Himuro-senpai and Yukimura-senpai are... [11:09] Kanade     I never thought...     things would turn out this way... [11:12] Kanade     I... I don't know how to apologize to you... [11:15] Himuro     I told you, none of this is     your fault, Kanade-chan. [11:18] Kanade     But... it's because Yukimura-senpai     spent all that time with me that... [11:23] Himuro     But thanks to that,     your presentation went wonderfully. [11:26] Himuro     The truth is... I understand. [11:30] Himuro     Yukimura-kun hasn't done anything wrong. [11:33] Himuro     I've just gone and gotten     angry on my own. That's all. [11:37] Himuro     When he said that it wasn't     like we were dating, [11:41] Himuro     it was completely valid, but somehow I     found it utterly hateful and provoking. [11:45] Himuro     Before I knew it, I'd hit him. [11:48] Himuro     In this state, I don't suppose     I could call it "love"... [11:51] Kanade     You're wrong! [11:52] Himuro     What? [11:53] Kanade     You have it backwards! [11:55] Kanade     It's because you love him     that you felt that way. [11:58] Kanade     It's happened to me, too. [12:00] Kanade     Getting jealous because the person I love     is paying attention to someone else... [12:03] Kanade     Getting angry when their     feelings don't turn my way... [12:08] Kanade     Love is just that kind of thing.     I'm sure of it! [12:11] Himuro     Is it... really? [12:14] Himuro     In that case... SIGN    Defining Jealously Frequency [12:18] Himuro     To be honest, this was a blind spot. [12:20] Himuro     American psychologist, Berscheid, said that     romantic emotions include both love and hate. [12:27] Himuro     Up to this point, we've focused     on emotions of affection, [12:30] Himuro     but in romance, there are     negative emotions, as well. [12:33] Himuro     If we categorize them as     "contradictory emotions," then... [12:37] Himuro     I knew it. [12:38] Himuro     From the time of our argument today, [12:40] Himuro     my contradictory emotion counter     has risen dramatically. [12:44] Himuro     If we can establish that this     phenomenon is repeatable, [12:48] Himuro     then it may prove to be the key to     finding the conditions of "love." [12:50] Kanade     Um... what would that mean, exactly? [12:54] Himuro     For example, Yukimura-kun could be     made to flirt with another woman. SIGN    stare [12:58] Himuro     Then, we take the amount I want to knee him     in the face and make it a fixed quantity. [13:03] Kanade     What? [13:04] Kanade     You're really okay with that, Himuro-senpai? [13:07] Himuro     I'm not. [13:08] Himuro     But this feeling of not being okay,     and the depression I've felt today, [13:12] Himuro     might just prove to be a     new lead in our research. [13:15] Himuro     Tomorrow, first thing, I'll have to     discuss this with Yukimura-kun and— [13:24] Himuro     Guess I can't since we're     in the middle of a fight. [13:28] Kanade     Tomorrow... why don't you and     Yukimura-senpai patch things up? [13:32] Kanade     I'm sure Yukimura-senpai     wants the same thing. [13:36] Kanade     And I want to see the two of you the way you     always are, having fun doing your research. [13:43] Himuro     You're right... [13:44] Himuro     I'm sure... we'll be able to reconcile. SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It SIGN    I never had any friends. [13:57] (Flashback) girl A     Oops, I'm so sorry, Himuro-san. [14:00] (Flashback) girl A     I spilled my water! [14:02] (Flashback) girl A     But it wasn't on purpose, okay? [14:04] (Flashback) girl B     I mean, that complicated-looking     book you're reading's all clean now. [14:08] (Flashback) girl B     Easier to read, right? [14:09] (Flashback) girl C     Nice one. [14:11] (Flashback) girl C     Honestly, you should be thanking us. [14:16] (Flashback) High school Himuro     There is no need to apologize. [14:18] (Flashback) High school Himuro     Did you know? [14:20] (Flashback) High school Himuro     "Bullying" exists among animals     other than humans, as well. [14:25] (Flashback) High school Himuro     There are instances of chimpanzees     grouping together to attack. [14:29] (Flashback) High school Himuro     There is a tendency for goldfish     to attack weak individuals. [14:33] (Flashback) High school Himuro     A group rejecting weak     or nonconformist members [14:36] (Flashback) High school Himuro     is a natural instinct     of any living organism. [14:39] (Flashback) High school Himuro     Even humanity,     equipped with the power of reason, [14:41] (Flashback) High school Himuro     retains vestiges of that. [14:43] (Flashback) High school Himuro     The fact that you engage in such behavior, [14:45] (Flashback) High school Himuro     simply means that your intellect     is close to that of animals. [14:48] (Flashback) High school Himuro     That's just the way things are. [14:51] (Flashback) girl A     What's her deal? [14:53] (Flashback) girl A     Just because her face and     brains are a little better... [14:56] (Flashback) girl A     She really makes me sick. SIGN    I never had anyone I loved. [15:01] (Flashback) boy A     Himuro-san... [15:03] (Flashback) boy A     Please... would you go out with me? [15:10] (Flashback) High school Himuro     I'm sorry. [15:12] (Flashback) High school Himuro     I don't really understand romance,     and I'm not particularly interested. [15:17] (Flashback) boy A     Of... Of course... [15:19] (Flashback) boy A     A guy like me would never be a     good match for you, Himuro-san... [15:23] (Flashback) boy A     I'm sorry. [15:27] Himuro     Friendship and love. [15:29] Himuro     Everyone my age was immersed     in living their youth, but [15:33] Himuro     I couldn't understand it at all. [15:37] Himuro     Thurston's beautiful     geometrization conjecture [15:40] Himuro     was far more attractive to me. [15:42] Himuro     It doesn't bother me. [15:44] Himuro     Forcing myself to be with someone, [15:46] Himuro     falling in love with someone.     There's no need for that. [15:49] Himuro     I'm all right on my own. [15:51] Himuro     I corrected my personal     appearance and looked ahead... [15:54] Himuro     Always boldly beautiful... [15:57] Himuro     Dignified... If I could do that... [15:59] Himuro     But now... [16:01] Himuro     I really, really want to     make up with Yukimura-kun! SIGN    30 Methods for Men SIGN    and Women to Make Up [16:05] Himuro     We will now discuss strategies     for making up with Yukimura-kun. [16:09] Kanade     Let's do our best and be friends again! [16:11] Himuro     I apologize [16:12] Himuro     for having you join the discussion,     too, Yamamoto-senpai. [16:15] Yamamoto     It's no trouble! [16:17] Yamamoto     I had nothing to do, so I just     came over to hang out anyway. [16:20] Kanade     I asked Ibarada-senpai, as well,     but she turned me down. [16:25] Himuro     I see. SIGN    We're putting together a plan to help     Yukimura-senpai and Himuro-senpai make up! SIGN    Do you want to come, Ibarada-senpai?     Yamamoto-senpai is here, too. [16:26] Himuro     That's a shame, but it can't be helped. SIGN    Do you want to come, Ibarada-senpai?     Yamamoto-senpai is here, too. [16:31] Yamamoto     I know we've just started,     but I had an idea. [16:34] Yamamoto     What about giving him a present? [16:36] Kanade     Oh! That's a good idea! [16:39] Kanade     If you give him a present     you've put your heart into, [16:41] Kanade     and tell him how you really feel,     without your pride getting in the way, [16:44] Kanade     I just know it'll work out. [16:46] Himuro     That's true... SIGN    Times I wanted     to reconcile SIGN    Times I really     wanted to reconcile SIGN    Times I wanted     to kick him SIGN    Times I wanted     to slap him SIGN    Times I wanted to     do experiments with him SIGN    Times I wanted     to talk to him SIGN    Times I wanted     to cling close to him SIGN    Times I wanted     to break his glasses [16:48] Himuro     By precisely plotting out my feelings,     with no lies or prevarications, SIGN    Yukimura Shinya's Societal Dishonesty [16:52] Himuro     Pareto optimization could be used to find a     point of equilibrium between our assertions. [16:56] Himuro     I can compile everything     into an "apology thesis," [16:59] Himuro     and give it to Yukimura-kun     along with a present. SIGN    A Proposal Regarding the Fight During     the Okinawa Research Training Camp and SIGN    The Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations [17:02] Himuro     It's perfect! [17:03] Kanade     I kinda figured things would     turn out like this, [17:06] Kanade     but, well, we are talking     about Yukimura-senpai, so [17:08] Kanade     I guess it's okay. [17:09] Yamamoto     All right. In that case... [17:11] Yamamoto     Let's go out and look for a present! [17:14] Kanade     Yeah! SIGN    Okinawa Souvenirs [17:17] Himuro     It's such a strange thing... [17:19] Himuro     I was always fine on my own, and now... [17:21] Himuro     for the sake of a connection     with another person... [17:24] Himuro     I've become so desperate. [17:27] Himuro     But... I met him... [17:30] HImuro     spent time with him... [17:32] Himuro     researched with him... [17:34] Himuro     did all kinds of things with him... [17:40] Himuro     And for the first time, being     with someone made me feel happy. [17:45] Himuro     That's why I was really looking     forward to this trip. [17:49] Himuro     Going to a southern island with     Yukimura-kun for the first time... [17:52] Himuro     spending time there, running experiments... [17:55] Himuro     And just maybe... a wonderful     phenomenon might occur... [17:58] Himuro     I got my hopes up just a little. [18:01] Himuro     But the reality was different. [18:06] Kanade     A glasses case! That would     be good, wouldn't it? [18:10] Himuro     Yukimura-kun doesn't really pay attention     to how he treats his glasses. [18:14] Himuro     The affinity index on this     seems like it would be high. [18:16] Kanade     Oh! [18:17] Kanade     It looks like they inscribe     names and things on them. [18:20] Himuro     Really? [18:21] Himuro     In that case... [18:23] Himuro     It's my fault. [18:25] Himuro     I threw the experiment into disarray... [18:28] Himuro     I got angry over trivial things... [18:30] Himuro     Tomorrow, our trip ends... [18:33] Himuro     But... [18:34] Himuro     Yukimura-kun and I haven't     accomplished anything yet. [18:38] Himuro     I'll have the thesis ready in 30 minutes.     If you'll just wait a little. [18:41] Kanade     It's amazing you can pull     off a stunt like that. [18:44] Himuro     But... it's not too late yet. [18:47] Himuro     I will reconcile with you, [18:49] Himuro     because I want to do something     on this trip together with you. [18:52] Kanade     I don't know if this wrapping really     gives off a "gift" sort of feel. [18:55] Yamamoto     I have pens and things in my     room. I'll go decorate it! [18:58] Kanade     That's a manga artist for you! SIGN    Apology Thesis [19:08] Himuro     All right. It's finished! [19:09] Kanade     That's amazing! It looks like a present! [19:12] Himuro     Thank you, both of you. I'm off. [19:14] Yamamoto     Fight! [19:16] Kanade     Hang in there, okay? [19:21] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [19:22] Himuro     I wonder if he'll forgive me. [19:24] Himuro     I wonder if he'll be happy. [19:26] Inukai     Yukimura-senpai? [19:28] Inukai     He left a minute ago. [19:30] Inukai     He said he was going to the ocean,     so... he's probably outside.... [19:34] Inukai     Himuro-senpai! [19:36] Himuro     Will we be able to go back to normal? [19:37] Himuro     Researching together... [19:39] Himuro     Doing experiments... [19:54] Himuro     Whether this feeling is "love" or not     still hasn't been decided, but... [19:59] Himuro     if it's allowed for someone like me,     someone who was always alone, then... [20:12] Yukimura     Himuro? [20:22] Himuro     Here. This's for you. [20:24] Yukimura     What is it? [20:27] Himuro     Open it. [20:28] Himuro     That's... how I truly feel about you... [20:41] Himuro     Wait... [20:42] Himuro     It's not supposed to be... [20:48] Himuro     Please, forget this happened... [20:54] Himuro     Why? [20:55] Himuro     Why is it broken? [20:57] Himuro     When? [20:58] Himuro     Was it when I fell? [21:00] Himuro     Why doesn't anything on     this trip work out right? [21:05] Himuro     Because it wasn't possible? [21:07] Himuro     For someone like me,     who always pushed others away, [21:11] Himuro     to do something like this,     after all this time... [21:18] Himuro     Do not confuse causation and correlation. [21:21] Himuro     I am a science-type. [21:23] Himuro     Calm down. [21:24] Himuro     Think about it logically. [21:27] Himuro     Correct your physical appearance. [21:29] Himuro     Look ahead. [21:31] Himuro     Always boldly beautiful... [21:34] Himuro     Dignified... I have to be... SIGN    A Proposal Regarding the Fight During the Okinawa Research Training Camp and the Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations [21:45] Inukai     You're as cute as always today, Aika... [21:48] Inukai     Oh, welcome back. [21:50] Inukai     Himuro-senpai stopped by a minute ago... [21:53] Yukimura     I know. [21:55] Inukai     What happened? [21:59] Yukimura     I will now commence     reconciliation with Himuro, [22:02] Yukimura     meticulously and completely. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Proof 12     I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You,     So I Tried to Prove it. [23:35] Yukimura     Next time, Proof 12. [23:37] Yukimura     "I Knew I Could Fall in Love with     You, So I Tried to Prove It." E12 - I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You, So I Tried to Prove it Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:12] Kanade     She sure is taking a long time... SIGN    Himuro-senpai [00:35] Yukimura     All right. That should do it. [00:38] Yukimura     Now, where should I implement this... [00:42] Inukai     Aika? [00:44] Kanade     Oh. Yukimura-senpai. [00:46] Yukimura     Kanade. What's wrong? [00:49] Kanade     Well, Himuro-senpai is... [01:00] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai! [01:02] Yukimura     Did you find her? [01:03] Kanade     She hasn't been back to the room! [01:06] Inukai     We've searched every inch of the     hotel, but we can't find her! [01:11] Inukai     Which means... she's gotta be outside, right? [01:14] Inukai     I hope she's not caught up     in some kind of trouble... [01:18] Yukimura     Now that it's come to this,     there's no choice but to use it... [01:21] Yukimura     It's a method unworthy of a     computer science specialist, but [01:24] Yukimura     it can't be helped. [01:25] Yukimura     We'll radiate outward from the hotel, [01:27] Yukimura     and conduct a "full search." [01:29] Inukai     A full search? [01:31] Inukai     Oh! [01:32] Inukai     You mean, "go search everywhere," right? [01:35] Yukimura     Kosuke, you search to the west! [01:37] Inukai     Got it! [01:38] Yukimura     Kanade, if you could take the east! [01:40] Kanade     All right! [01:45] Yukimura     But whether this method will allow     us to find her or not is... [01:48] Yukimura     Blast it. If only we had some clue... [01:51] Kanade     Um, Yukimura-senpai! [01:54] Yukimura     What is it? [01:56] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai... [01:57] Kanade     You met with Himuro-senpai, didn't you? [02:00] Kanade     Did something happen...? SIGN    Proof 12     I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You,     So I Tried to Prove it. [02:10] Kanade     I see... The present was broken. [02:14] Yukimura     From my perspective, the fact that the     present was broken doesn't bother me. [02:18] Kanade     Huh? [02:19] Yukimura     What does bother me is the way it     was shattered to unrecognizability. [02:27] Kanade     It was that bad...? [02:28] Kanade     Himuro-senpai left in a hurry, so maybe     she fell and dropped it along the way. [02:33] Ibarada     Oh... I saw that happen. [02:36] Kanade     Oh. Ibarada-senpai. [02:39] Ibarada     This sofa is a lot more     comfortable than my room... [02:42] Ibarada     and the Wi-Fi's really strong here, too. [02:44] Kanade     I see... [02:45] Yukimura     Ibarada, what do you mean, you saw it? [02:49] Ibarada     I was here, so I just happened to see it. [02:52] Ibarada     It was right there, those stairs. [02:54] Ibarada     I think she tripped on that last step. [02:57] Ibarada     She's clumsier than she seems, that girl. [03:01] Ibarada     Still, it really is a shame... [03:04] Ibarada     Kanade, you helped get it ready, right? [03:06] Kanade     Yes, I did.     Oh, Yamamoto-senpai helped, too... [03:10] Kanade     She decorated the wrapping. [03:13] Ibarada     Oh, now that you mention it, she did     come back to the room suddenly. [03:17] Ibarada     She was being all secretive. [03:20] Ibarada     I was coming out of the room     as she was going in, [03:24] Ibarada     so I had no idea what she was doing. [03:27] Kanade     Huh? [03:27] Kanade     Yukimura-senpai, where are you going? [03:30] Yukimura     There is something I need to verify. [03:33] Ibarada     Oh. [03:34] Ibarada     That's right. That manga artist. [03:36] Ibarada     She left a little while ago,     heading for the beach. [03:39] Yukimura     No one asked for your help. [03:41] Kanade     Huh? [03:42] Kanade     What's going on? [03:56] Yamamoto     Oh, Yukimura-san. [03:57] Yukimura     I have one question for you. [03:59] Yamamoto     What's wrong? You have a question for me? [04:01] Yukimura     Were you the one who broke Himuro's present? [04:05] Yamamoto     Wh-What are you talking about? [04:07] Yamamoto     It's true I gave some advice when Himuro-san     was picking out the present, but... [04:12] Yamamoto     How does that turn into me breaking it? [04:15] Yamamoto     There must have been some     kind of accident, right? [04:17] Yukimura     Himuro appears to have fallen     on the stairs in the lobby. [04:20] Yamamoto     In that case, wouldn't it have broken then— [04:22] Yukimura     No. [04:24] Yamamoto     What makes you so certain? [04:27] Yukimura     Himuro fell on the last step. [04:30] Yukimura     The floor is made of marble. [04:32] Yukimura     Let us assume that the glasses case     weighs the usual approximate 50 grams. SIGN    (Polyvinyl Chloride Resin) [04:37] Yukimura     It is likely made of     polyvinyl chloride resin. [04:41] Yukimura     On the last step, given Himuro's height... [04:44] Yukimura     the most it could have been was one meter. [04:47] Yukimura     Allowed to free fall from that height, [04:49] Yukimura     the free fall energy would     have been about 0.49 joules. SIGN    Free Fall Energy [04:52] Yukimura     Now, the strength of polyvinyl chloride,     it's rating according to the Charpy impact test, [04:56] Yukimura     is generally 2.0 to 9.8     kilojoules per square meter. SIGN    Strength [05:01] Yukimura     I can't imagine that simply dropping it     once would cause it to break like that. [05:06] Yukimura     That is... [05:07] Yukimura     as long as no one used a tool     to deliberately destroy it. [05:12] Yukimura     According to the circumstances,     the only possibilities are you and Kanade. [05:17] Yukimura     However, it is difficult to think that     Kanade would do something like that. [05:20] Yukimura     The one with the greatest     possibility is you. [05:24] Yamamoto     Well done, figuring that out. [05:26] Yamamoto     It's true. I'm the one who did it. [05:30] Yamamoto     That's a science-type for you. [05:32] Yamamoto     Imagine using physics calculations     to discover the culprit. [05:35] Yamamoto     You're nothing like a washout     science-type like me. [05:38] Yukimura     That calculation was mostly a bluff. [05:41] Yukimura     As to whether or not it     would actually break, [05:43] Yukimura     without doing some experiments,     I can't say anything for certain. [05:46] Yukimura     The conditions are complex and     the object is a glasses case. [05:49] Yukimura     It isn't a situation which can be compared     simply to a Charpy impact test. [05:53] Yamamoto     My, does that mean I'm one point up on you? [05:57] Yukimura     Why did you do something like this? [05:59] Yukimura     Is it for your manga? [06:02] Yamamoto     Romance requires obstacles. [06:06] Yamamoto     Yukimura-san, [06:07] Yamamoto     have you heard of the     Romeo and Juliet effect? [06:10] Yukimura     It's from a paper published     by Driscoll in 1972. [06:14] Yukimura     A type of what is generally referred     to as psychological reactance. [06:17] Yamamoto     That's right. [06:18] Yamamoto     It's the phenomenon where interference     and objection from those around you, [06:21] Yamamoto     causes the feelings of love to increase. [06:24] Yamamoto     The fact that the love is forbidden [06:26] Yamamoto     is precisely what makes     the story interesting! [06:29] Yamamoto     The existence of a great evil [06:30] Yamamoto     makes justice and good     stand out all the more! [06:32] Yamamoto     In order to make a dramatic,     come-from-behind win in sports, [06:35] Yamamoto     first, they have to nearly lose     to a formidable opponent. [06:39] Yamamoto     If you want a dramatic reconciliation, [06:41] Yamamoto     then before that, you must hit rock bottom. [06:44] Yamamoto     It's more interesting that way, isn't it? [06:47] Yamamoto     As long as I'm creating a manga about you, [06:49] Yamamoto     it must be interesting, or else     I'll be in a difficult position. [06:53] Yukimura     Though, it was quite a     sloppy plan, wasn't it? [06:56] Yukimura     If Himuro hadn't fallen there, there would     have been no doubt that you were— [07:01] Yamamoto     And what of it? [07:03] Yamamoto     I've achieved my objective, haven't I? [07:07] Yukimura     If it's for your manga,     you'll stop at nothing. [07:10] Yukimura     Whether that means denigrating others,     or even yourself, you wouldn't hesitate. [07:14] Yukimura     Is that your true nature? [07:16] Yamamoto     My... How upsetting. [07:19] Yamamoto     And here I thought you and I were alike. [07:23] Yamamoto     You never waver from your convictions     and your thirst for research. [07:26] Yamamoto     If it's for the sake of those things, you care nothing for yourself or others. [07:30] Yamamoto     You're the same. [07:32] Yukimura     You're right. [07:34] Yukimura     I see you understand perfectly. [07:37] Yukimura     If you do anything more to hurt Himuro, [07:41] Yukimura     I don't plan to let anything stop me, either! [07:55] Yamamoto     Himuro-san was running     southwest down this path. [07:59] Yamamoto     The structure of the roads     in the area is simple. [08:02] Yamamoto     Given this single limiting constraint, [08:03] Yamamoto     you should be able to considerably     narrow your focus from a full search. [08:07] Yamamoto     Next, you just need to do some calculations     and persevere in your search. [08:11] Yamamoto     I'm sure Himuro-san is     hoping you'll do that, too. [08:15] Yukimura     What are you plotting? [08:17] Yamamoto     I have no intention of     asking you to forgive me, [08:20] Yamamoto     and I don't mind if you don't     think of me as a good person [08:23] Yamamoto     However... [08:24] Yamamoto     As long as I'm creating manga, [08:26] Yamamoto     I am hoping that your     love research goes well. [08:30] Yamamoto     That is a fact. [08:34] Yamamoto     The one I broke was a double I secretly     bought while we were shopping. [08:39] Yamamoto     I hope you'll let her give this to you again. [08:43] Yamamoto     It wouldn't be right to accept     it from me, would it? [08:46] Yamamoto     What's wrong? [08:48] Yamamoto     Himuro-san is waiting for you. [08:56] Yamamoto     I'll gather the precise     details... another day. SIGN    Science Fell in Love,     So I Tried to Prove It [09:21] Himuro     Oh, what is it now? [09:26] Himuro     Ow... [09:28] Himuro     This is the worst. [09:30] Himuro     I can't walk like this. [09:34] Himuro     Where... am I? [09:37] Himuro     I left my cell phone in the room. [09:40] Himuro     I seem to be a little bit stranded... [09:50] Himuro     What am I doing? [09:53] Himuro     How did things turn out this way? [09:56] Himuro     What did I do wrong? [09:59] Himuro     I was looking forward to this     Okinawa trip so much... [10:04] Himuro     I got strangely jealous,     and started a fight... [10:07] Himuro     I even broke the reconciliation present... [10:11] Himuro     In a place like this... [10:13] Himuro     unable to get back by myself... [10:18] Himuro     I'm used to being alone. [10:19] Himuro     I've always been alone, after all. [10:22] Himuro     But... [10:23] Himuro     maybe that's what was wrong. [10:26] Himuro     Back then, if I'd faced them properly... [10:29] Himuro     maybe this wouldn't have happened. [10:49] Himuro     How beautiful. [10:50] Himuro     Crepuscular rays... [10:52] Himuro     Aerosolized particles in the atmosphere     cause Mie scattering and shine, [10:56] Himuro     allowing a person to see     the path of the light. [10:59] Yukimura     It's a type of Tyndall effect, right? [11:02] Himuro     It might push the beauty index to 100. [11:06] Yukimura     That high? [11:09] Himuro     I wanted to admire a view like     this all alone with Yukimura-kun [11:13] Himuro     while saying things like that. [11:14] Himuro     That's all I wanted... [11:17] Himuro     But I knew it wasn't possible... [11:19] Himuro     For me... it's just... [11:21] Yukimura     Are you stupid?! [11:24] Yukimura     Do not make decisions based on supposition! [11:26] Yukimura     How many times have I told you that?! [11:28] Himuro     Yuki...mura...kun... [11:32] Yukimura     Coming all the way out here alone. [11:35] Himuro     Why... are you here? [11:37] Yukimura     I have a lot of things I want to say to you. [11:40] Himuro     Yes. I'm... sorry... [11:44] Himuro     I got angry over stupid things... [11:46] Himuro     Fought with you... [11:48] Himuro     I... [11:49] Himuro     I ruined all that research... [11:51] Yukimura     No. [11:52] Yukimura     I don't care about any of that! [11:54] Himuro     Huh? SIGN    A Proposal Regarding the Fight During the Okinawa Research Training Camp     and the Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations [11:55] Yukimura     What is this apology thesis type thing? [11:58] Yukimura     It is inadequate! [12:00] Yukimura     There are far too many typos! [12:01] Yukimura     And there are too many emotional statements! [12:03] Yukimura     If it's a paper, make your assertions     based on the grounds of your argument! [12:07] Yukimura     This isn't like you. [12:08] Yukimura     In particular, this final clause.     What is this? [12:11] Yukimura     "I have always been alone, so romantic     behaviors might be impossible for me"? [12:17] Yukimura     In what way is your past relevant     to the current situation? SIGN    High School Friendship Frequency and     Lifetime Romance Success Ratio Correspondence [12:21] Yukimura     If you want to claim this, then go with [12:23] Yukimura     "People who had no friends in high school     100% can't find love." Find some documentation. [12:28] Yukimura     Cite that reference,     then make your argument! [12:31] Yukimura     Though I'm certain that data doesn't exist. [12:34] Yukimura     Don't allow your emotions to     sway you. Stay intellectual. [12:37] Yukimura     Build your logic on solid foundations,     then make your claims! [12:40] Yukimura     That... [12:41] Yukimura     is what it means to be a science-type! [12:44] Yukimura     What is it? [12:45] Yukimura     If you have a rebuttal,     then say it. Intellectually. [12:52] Himuro     What is this? [12:53] Himuro     I did... [12:56] Himuro     I did try to be intellectual, as always... [12:59] Himuro     To calmly analyze the situation! [13:02] Himuro     But I can't! [13:03] Himuro     My head is a mess! [13:06] Himuro     Ever since August 20th,     11:05 AM, when we fought! [13:10] Himuro     On the emotion counter, SIGN    Positive Emotion Group     Negative Emotion Group [13:11] Himuro     my negative emotion group increased     nearly four-fold. A dramatic increase! SIGN    Heart Rate (bpm) [13:14] Himuro     My heart rate is unstable. SIGN    Flow of Time (minutes) Fig. 2.2: Changes in Himuro     Ayame's Heart Rate SIGN    Body Temperature (C°) SIGN    Flow of Time (minutes)     Fig. 2.4: Changes in Himuro Ayame's Body Temperature      Changes in Himuro Ayame's Blood Pressure [13:16] Himuro     My blood pressure is 12% above average. SIGN    Lowest SIGN    Blood Pressure SIGN    Highest [13:19] Himuro     My emotions have become unstable, too, [13:21] Himuro     making me remember things from the     past at least 12 times for no reason! [13:24] Himuro     If you collected my saliva now, [13:26] Himuro     my cortisol reading has probably     increased by about 80%! [13:30] Himuro     Fighting with you [13:31] Himuro     causes this extensive     negative effect on my body! [13:34] Himuro     It's very interesting,     but I can't take any more! [13:37] Himuro     We didn't manage to do any close     contact experiments either... [13:40] Himuro     Earlier, I even hallucinated a little... [13:43] Himuro     I feel like an idiot... [13:46] Himuro     Let me reconcile with you! [13:48] Himuro     Let me touch you! [13:50] Himuro     Hurry up and just hold me! [14:09] Himuro     You're so slow... [14:11] Himuro     every time... [14:13] Yukimura     I'm sorry. [14:16] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [14:18] Himuro     It's all right, isn't it?     Even for someone like me... [14:21] Himuro     It's possible for me to do     romantic things with you, right? [14:25] Yukimura     Shh... [14:25] Yukimura     Quiet. [14:27] Himuro     What? [14:28] Yukimura     Don't raise your voice above 20 decibels. [14:32] Yukimura     1, 2, 3, 4, 5, [14:37] Yukimura     6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12... SIGN    //Third-parties in the Vicinity Paying Attention SIGN    //Ambient Noise Level SIGN    //Ambient Light Level SIGN    //Beauty Index of the Surrounding Environs SIGN    //Seconds Spent Gazing at Each Other SIGN    secs [14:58] Yukimura     ...27, 28, 29, 30. [15:23] Yukimura     I believe I told you. [15:25] Yukimura     Don't make decisions based on supposition. [15:30] Yukimura     This is what you call proof. SIGN    Ikeda Lab SIGN    Yuki SIGN    Found Himuro.     No further cause for worry. [15:48] Inukai     Senpai? [15:51] Inukai     All right! SIGN    Ikeda Lab SIGN    Yuki SIGN    Found Himuro.     No further cause for worry. SIGN    Really. Good. I'm happy for you. [15:58] Ibarada     They say they found Himuro. [16:00] Yamamoto     My! I see everything ended well, didn't it? [16:03] Ibarada     Why are you talking like it's     got nothing to do with you? [16:06] Ibarada     You're the one who made     everything worse, aren't you? [16:08] Yamamoto     Well, I mean... [16:10] Ibarada     When I heard you were     helping those two make up, [16:13] Ibarada     I got a really bad feeling, but... [16:15] Ibarada     just as I thought, you went and made a mess. [16:18] Yamamoto     Sometimes you need some strong medicine     when you're doing research, don't you? [16:23] Yamamoto     By the way, I've been wondering... [16:26] Yamamoto     What is all that? [16:28] Ibarada     Oh. I got kinda hungry, [16:30] Ibarada     and I ended up ordering way too much. [16:33] Ibarada     Well, you did say you were going to     pay the expenses for this trip, so... [16:37] Ibarada     Oh. The bill's over there. [16:44] Yamamoto     Oh, silly Ena... [16:58] Yukimura     For now, we should head back to the hotel. [17:01] Himuro     Yes, we should. [17:08] Yukimura     I went and did it! [17:10] Yukimura     The "direct contact of mucous membranes"! [17:12] Yukimura     I may have calculated for this, but... [17:14] Yukimura     it's all because the conditions for the     highest mood value miraculously coincided! [17:19] Yukimura     Was this all right? [17:21] Yukimura     Taking a woman's lips without asking... [17:24] Yukimura     is a crime of indecent assault, isn't it?! [17:26] Yukimura     No, wait. [17:28] Yukimura     Himuro has been wanting a     "high mood-level kiss." [17:31] Yukimura     That's right! This was a benevolent action! [17:34] Yukimura     It was not at all like I had ulterior     motives and performed an indecent action... [17:36] Himuro     Yukimura-kun. [17:38] Himuro     I can't walk, so you carry me. [17:41] Yukimura     I suppose I have no choice. [17:48] Yukimura     I have no ulterior motives. I have no     ulterior motives. I have no ulterior motives. [17:53] Yukimura     That's right. [17:55] Yukimura     These are all simply benevolent     actions for Himuro's benefit. [17:57] Yukimura     It is not the wicked thinking     of some foolish criminal... [18:01] Yukimura     I am absolutely— [18:04] Himuro     You're the worst, Yukimura-kun. [18:05] Himuro     Carrying a girl and collapsing     because of it... [18:08] Yukimura     Just wait... [18:09] Himuro     My mass isn't far from the average     mass of the average female. [18:14] Himuro     This is clearly because you're     so feeble, Yukimura-kun. [18:17] Yukimura     Silence. [18:18] Himuro     If you and I align our centers of gravity, [18:21] Himuro     we should be able to decrease     the moments of force. [18:23] Himuro     Come on. Hurry up and pick me up... [18:25] Yukimura     It's because I'm carrying     you that I can't get up! [18:28] Yukimura     Let go for a minute! [18:29] Himuro     I don't want to! [18:30] Yukimura     Why? [18:30] Himuro     For the last two days, we haven't been     able to do any experiments at all! [18:34] Himuro     We have to make up for it, don't we? [18:37] Himuro     That's why I won't. I won't let go. [18:40] Himuro     I will never let you go. [18:48] Himuro     Yukimura-kun... [18:50] Yukimura     What? [18:52] Himuro     Earlier... that kiss... [18:55] Yukimura     That was... [18:56] Himuro     Was all of that part of your calculations? [19:00] Yukimura     Not all of it... [19:02] Yukimura     There were quite a few points     of coincidence included... [19:05] Yukimura     After the failure of the     previous kiss experiment... [19:08] Yukimura     I kept thinking about ways to     enact a high mood-level kiss. [19:15] Yukimura     The fact that you were here     in such a beautiful place [19:17] Yukimura     was a miraculous happenstance. [19:20] Yukimura     I thought, "It has to be now." [19:23] Yukimura     That's why... it's... That action was... [19:26] Yukimura     It was to make your wish a reality... [19:29] Yukimura     Something I'd prepared for,     to a certain extent... [19:32] Yukimura     It absolutely wasn't something prompted [19:34] Yukimura     by any kind of sexual     emotions, done on impulse... [19:36] Himuro     I see... [19:37] Himuro     I had no idea... [19:39] Himuro     All this time, you've been thinking     of how to do this for me. [19:45] Yukimura     Who says it's about you? [19:47] Yukimura     This is all to understand the     general conditions of "love." [19:51] Yukimura     We have only just managed     to succeed at kissing once. [19:55] Yukimura     We still have a mountain of research to do. [19:58] Himuro     That's true. This is just the start... [20:06] Himuro     Everyone! [20:15] Kanade; background     I'm so glad you're safe! [20:16] Kanade     These past three days, [20:17] Kanade     a lot of things happened, [20:17] Himuro; background     I'm sorry I worried you. [20:19] Inukai; background     Y-You okay? [20:20] Kanade     but with this, summer's biggest event, [20:21] Yamamoto; background     He's collapsed! [20:22] Kanade     the Okinawa lab trip comes to an end. [20:24] Yukimura; background     I will not allow you to do as you please. [20:34] Ikeda     Really... I had no idea it would     develop into such a serious matter... [20:38] Himuro     I'm sorry for worrying you. [20:41] Ikeda     Well, I'm just glad nothing bad happened. [20:44] Inukai     We've returned... [20:47] Inukai     to the clamor of the city! [20:48] Ibarada     You bought way too many souvenirs, Torasuke. [20:52] Ikeda     Now, then! Everyone be careful     getting home, all right? [20:56] Ikeda     You are dismissed! [20:58] everyone     Thank you! [21:03] Kanade     And now, [21:04] Kanade     we return to our daily lives,     as they've always been. [21:09] Yukimura     It's finally here. [21:11] Yukimura     The results of the oxytocin measurements     we collected during the training camp. [21:14] Kanade     Oxytocin? [21:17] Kanade     Oh! [21:18] Yukimura and Himuro     The oxytocin is...! [21:20] Kanade     The substance that explodes     if you embrace, right? [21:23] Yukimura     It is not that kind of dangerous substance. [21:26] Himuro     It's a hormone excreted when     you touch someone you love. [21:29] Kanade     Was it? [21:31] Himuro     Investigating that was the objective     of our training camp, but... [21:35] Himuro     There was the fight and     a lot of other things... [21:38] Yukimura     Yeah... [21:39] Kanade     Huh? [21:41] Kanade     The numbers on just this one     reading seems strangely high... [21:45] Himuro     Oh... [21:49] Kanade     You succeeded in your kiss in     a beautiful place like this? [21:52] Himuro; simultaneous     Yes... [21:52] Yukimura; simultaneous     Yeah... [21:53] Kanade     When you kissed, did you feel anything? [22:00] Yukimura and Himuro     I want to kiss again! [22:00] Yukimura and Himuro     I want to kiss again! [22:02] Yukimura     But I can't say that. [22:04] Yukimura     I am not like those idiots who cave to lust! [22:07] Himuro     If I'm the only one giddy about     this, it makes me an idiot. [22:10] Himuro     I have to stay calm... [22:12] Himuro     Well, let's see... [22:13] Himuro     Our teeth bumped just a little. [22:16] Himuro     To be honest, I felt that Yukimura-kun's     method was a little questionable. [22:20] Kanade     Huh? Criticisms? [22:21] Himuro     His glasses hit me, and our noses hit, too. [22:25] Himuro     You forgot to tilt your head     45 degrees, didn't you? [22:28] Himuro     I couldn't say the kiss was smartly done. [22:31] Yukimura     In that case, I'll have my say, too. [22:34] Yukimura     In that moment, your lips tasted     of salt and were slightly rough. [22:38] Himuro     Wha? [22:39] Yukimura     As you spent the night by the ocean, SIGN    Mechanism Behind Salt-damaged Kiss SIGN    Seawater droplets of 10⁻¹⁴~10⁻¹⁵g and     particles of sea salt are dispersed in the vicinity. [22:42] Yukimura     particles of sea salt carried by     droplets of seawater and the salt wind [22:45] Yukimura     must have adhered to your lips. SIGN    Adhered to lips causing the tactile     sensation of the kiss to deteriorate. [22:47] Himuro     Well, sorry... [22:49] Himuro     for being a woman with "salty, rough lips." [22:52] Himuro     Well, no wonder that kiss     doesn't mean anything to you. [22:54] Himuro     You pulled your lips away     after only two seconds, too! [22:57] Yukimura     It... It wasn't like that! [22:59] Yukimura     That was just because I was embarrassed... [23:01] Yukimura     It wasn't because I didn't like it. [23:02] Himuro     That's a lie! [23:03] Yukimura     It's the truth! [23:04] Yukimura     Your lips themselves were very soft. SIGN    Kanade SIGN    In Lab SIGN    4th Dimension SIGN    Rm. 507 SIGN    Himuro SIGN    Yukimura [23:08] Kanade     It seems the love experiments still     have a long, long way to go... [23:12] Yukimura     All right. I'll prove it to you. [23:15] Yukimura     I'll give you another kiss right now that     improves on all the points you brought up. [23:18] Himuro     If it isn't longer than two seconds,     I'll never forgive you. [23:22] Kanade     I can't keep up with them,     so I'll take my leave here...