# Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove it
What happens when a science-inclined girl and boy who are deeply passionate about research fall in love? An intelligent woman named Himuro Ayame who is a science graduate student at Saitama University happens to ask fellow science grad student Yukimura Shinya out. Of course, there’s no logical reason for this love! But as a science and engineering major, not being able to logically prove love would mean that those feelings aren’t real, and they’d fail as a science student. With that in mind, the two drag everyone else in the lab into trying various experiments to prove love actually exists.
# Season 1
# E1 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried to Analyze It.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8D44X5Y/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-to-analyze-it)
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**[00:21] Narrator**
All things are numbers.
**[00:24] Narrator**
According to Pythagoras,
**[00:27] Narrator**
behind every single thing in this world,
**[00:29] Narrator**
you will find numbers.
**[00:34] Narrator**
Everything in the universe abides
by the rules of numbers.
**[00:39] Narrator**
Therefore, through numbers and calculation,
**[00:42] Narrator**
everything in the universe can
be explained and understood.
**[00:47] Narrator**
And since this discovery,
a multitude of eminent scientists
**[00:53] Narrator**
have mathematically proven many truths.
**[00:58] Narrator**
On the other hand, however...
**[01:00] Narrator**
many, many things remain
unproven and unexplained.
**[01:06] Narrator**
In this story, one of those most difficult
questions is resolutely confronted.
**[01:13] Narrator**
It is the story of a
particular group of youths.
**[01:34] Himuro**
You should eat something decent
once in a while, Yukimura-kun.
**[01:38] Yukimura**
In terms of nutrition, this is sufficient.
**[01:41] Himuro**
A limited amount of exposure
to sunlight is beneficial.
**[01:44] Himuro**
Serotonin deficiency dulls the mind.
**[01:49] Yukimura**
I never asked for your opinion.
**[01:51] Yukimura**
More importantly, you are
three minutes late, Himuro.
**[01:53] Himuro**
Two minutes, thirty-two seconds.
**[01:56] Himuro**
If you're specializing in science and
engineering, you need to be precise about time.
**[01:59] Yukimura**
Save the backtalk for after you've
made up the three minutes' work.
**[02:03] Himuro**
Serves as the perfect handicap
for me, don't you think?
**[02:06] Himuro**
More importantly, Yukimura-kun,
**[02:08] Himuro**
don't you need to hurry up and
find a polynomial-time reduction?
**[02:11] Himuro**
Your presentation is soon, isn't it?
**[02:13] Yukimura**
I've already determined the objective.
**[02:15] Yukimura**
The practical application of
the Hamilton path problem.
**[02:17] Himuro**
You're probably just going to
copy Richard Karp's work. Right?
**[02:20] Yukimura**
I am using it as a reference,
but my work is completely original.
**[02:24] Yukimura**
Do not presume that your
assumptions are truth.
**[02:26] Himuro**
I'm looking forward to seeing what
unsightly presentation you come up with.
**[02:30] Himuro**
I'll be sure to write it succinctly enough
that even your brain can comprehend it.
**[02:35] Himuro**
Oh, by the way, Yukimura-kun.
**[02:36] Yukimura**
What is it, Himuro?
**[02:38] Himuro**
I seem to be in love with you.
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It.
**[04:17] ---**
National University: Saitama University
**[04:18] ---**
Liberal Arts College
Students Enrolled: 816
Graduate Students: 96
**[04:18] ---**
Established 70 years ago
Campus Footprint: 394,544 m²
**[04:24] ---**
Saitama University
1st year graduate student
Yukimura Shinya
Height: 177 cm Weight: 63 kg
Blood type: O
Hobbies: Research, reading academic texts
Favorite foods: Foods which allow efficient
intake of balanced nutrition
Favorite phrase: Decisive and resolute
Idol: John von Neumann
Future goals: Nobel Prize
**[04:24] Yukimura**
What?
**[04:26] Yukimura**
What did you just say?
**[04:30] ---**
Saitama University
1st year graduate student
Himuro Ayame
Height: 170 cm Weight: ?
Blood type: A
Hobbies: Research, reading academic texts,
aroma therapy
Favorite foods: Strawberries, sweet foods in general
Favorite phrase: Two become as one
Idol: Émilie du Châtelet
Future goals: Fields Medal
**[04:30] Himuro**
I...
**[04:31] Himuro**
seem to be in love with you, Yukimura-kun.
***SIGN*** The problem set forth here is defined as follows
wherein the input of each node is associated with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaI went and said it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaa
***SIGN*** Proof 1
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried to Analyze It.
**[04:43] Yukimura**
I...
**[04:44] Yukimura**
have no experience with that which
is called "romance," however...
**[04:49] Yukimura**
Himuro...
**[04:50] Yukimura**
You are intelligent,
and I consider you a worthy rival.
**[04:54] Yukimura**
I suppose that if pressed, I couldn't
say that I have no affection for you.
**[04:59] Yukimura**
However, I don't know if I
am in love with you or not.
**[05:03] Yukimura**
First...
**[05:05] Yukimura**
How does one define "love"?
**[05:08] Yukimura**
Himuro, upon what evidence did
you determine that you love me?
**[05:12] Himuro**
You're right.
**[05:14] Himuro**
Making a determination
without credible evidence
**[05:17] Himuro**
would make me a failure
as a student of science.
***SIGN*** Even when science-types fall in love,
***SIGN*** anything less than a precise
definition is unsatisfactory.
***SIGN*** Time I've wanted
to smell you.
2.2%
***SIGN*** Time I've wanted you
to smell me.
3.0%
***SIGN*** Time I've found myself
looking at you.
8.3%
***SIGN*** Time I've had fun being with you.
14.3%
***SIGN*** Time I've been captivated
by the sight of you thinking.
17.2%
***SIGN*** Other
11%
***SIGN*** Time my heart rate
increased by being with you
24.2%
***SIGN*** Time you have
appeared in
dreams
19.8%
***SIGN*** Fig. 1 - A pie chart showing percentages of the elements of evidence
leading to the determination that Himuro Ayame loves Yukimura Shinya
**[05:26] Himuro**
This is the evidence which led me to
determine that I seem to be in love with you.
**[05:30] Himuro**
The numbers aren't concrete,
so please consider these only rough estimates.
**[05:36] Yukimura**
Time my heart rate has increased
by being with you...
**[05:39] Yukimura**
...appeared in my dreams...
**[05:42] Yukimura**
I see.
**[05:44] Yukimura**
However, making a determination based on this
evidence is no more than your personal opinion.
**[05:48] Himuro**
True.
**[05:49] Himuro**
So let us provisionally set this down.
***SIGN*** At this time, the emotion Himuro Ayame
feels toward Yukimura Shinya is
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** (love prime)
***SIGN*** This is the current hypothesis.
**[05:55] Yukimura**
Yes. And we want to prove that "love"
and "love prime" are equal, but...
**[05:59] Yukimura**
Would this correlate with what is
generally held to be proof of "love"?
**[06:03] Yukimura**
Looking at it like this, there seem to
be many factors which are generalized.
**[06:07] Yukimura**
"Time I've been captivated by the sight of
you thinking." That doesn't feel quite right...
**[06:16] Yukimura**
What is it?
**[06:18] Himuro**
Nothing.
**[06:21] Himuro**
I began growing more conscious of you after
you appeared in a dream on April 12th.
**[06:26] Himuro**
I've indicated the frequency on this graph.
**[06:28] Yukimura**
Would appearing in a dream really
lead to an increased awareness?
**[06:31] Yukimura**
Even I've had you and other
people appear in my dreams.
**[06:35] Yukimura**
What happened between us in that dream?
**[06:40] Himuro**
Is that information necessary?
**[06:42] Yukimura**
Tell me. If the information is accurate,
having more will do no harm.
**[06:47] Himuro**
We... held hands.
**[06:52] Yukimura**
Information must be recorded precisely.
***SIGN*** Time you've
appeared in dreams
***SIGN*** holding
my hand.
**[06:55] Yukimura**
Ambiguous phrasing will
only hinder analysis of—
**[06:58] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, didn't you also say
I've appeared in your dreams, as well?
**[07:03] Himuro**
What happened between us in the dream?
**[07:07] Yukimura**
Is that information necessary?
**[07:09] Himuro**
If the information is accurate,
having more will do no harm. Isn't that right?
**[07:14] Yukimura**
We... held hands.
**[07:16] Himuro**
Wh-What did you say?
**[07:19] Himuro**
This point of commonality...
**[07:21] Himuro**
Is it simply coincidence?
**[07:23] Yukimura**
At this stage, I can't say anything for certain,
however, it may indicate relatedness.
***SIGN*** Even when science-types fall in love,
***SIGN*** the progress is slower than a turtle's.
**[07:31] Kanade**
Good morning!
**[07:33] Kanade**
Oh! Himuro-senpai! Yukimura-senpai!
**[07:35] ---**
Saitama University
4th year college student
Kanade Kotonoha
Height: 162 cm Weight: ?
Blood type: B
Hobbies: Making sweets, shojo manga
Favorite foods: Snacks, sweets
Favorite phrase: Halcyon days
Idol: Her middle school homeroom teacher, Sayama
Future goals: Still thinking about it
**[07:37] Kanade**
You're early again tod—
**[07:37] Yukimura**
Which means that romantic affection
**[07:39] Yukimura**
and the question of its determination
can be rendered as a formula like this.
***SIGN*** A is in love with B (A,B∈Human) Is this determination possible?
**[07:43] Yukimura**
A is in love with B.
**[07:44] Yukimura**
Parenthesis, A and B belong to the
category of "human," close parenthesis.
**[07:47] Yukimura**
Is this determination possible?
***SIGN*** Being together
increases heart rate
**[07:49] Yukimura**
If by finding the conditions
which generally indicate "love,"
***SIGN*** Appears in dreams
***SIGN*** Captivated by the sight of the person thinking
***SIGN*** Being together is fun
***SIGN*** Found one's self looking at the person
***SIGN*** Ends up waiting for the person to reply to texts
***SIGN*** Thinks of the person every spare moment
**[07:53] Yukimura**
we can construct a Turing
machine like this, then...
***SIGN*** If conditions are met
***SIGN*** If conditions aren't met
***SIGN*** "Love" is output
***SIGN*** "Not love" is output
**[07:56] Himuro**
Which means we can determine whether
I love you or not. Correct?
**[08:00] Yukimura**
Not just that. We can also determine
whether I love you or not.
**[08:05] Himuro**
This research topic is much more
interesting than I'd originally thought.
**[08:08] Yukimura**
I'd thought romance was something only for
idiots who run on impulses and urges, but...
**[08:13] Yukimura**
It appears even romance is an
aggregation of numbers and data!
**[08:19] Himuro**
Is this love a 0 or a 1?
**[08:22] Yukimura**
We'll find the proof.
**[08:25] Kanade**
*What is this ridiculous couple talking about?*
**[08:27] Kanade**
*Will this be okay?*
**[08:38] Himuro**
Y-Yukimura-kun...
**[08:40] Himuro**
W-We shouldn't be doing this...
**[08:42] Yukimura**
We're not done with our experiment.
Don't try to escape, Himuro.
**[08:46] Himuro**
Yuki...mura-kun...
**[08:50] Yukimura**
Right. We're done.
**[08:52] Yukimura**
Starting at 3:27 pm for ten seconds.
**[08:54] Yukimura**
The experiment concerned the action
commonly known as a "wall slam."
**[08:57] Himuro**
Hmm... Unclear...
**[08:59] Himuro**
Trembling due to nervousness...
Agitation in the voice...
**[09:02] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, it's obvious you
aren't used to this sort of thing.
**[09:06] Yukimura**
We are not interested in that kind of data.
**[09:09] Yukimura**
The important thing here is
your heart rate. How was it?
**[09:15] Yukimura**
Heart rate of 147.
**[09:18] Yukimura**
That's on par with an all-out sprint.
**[09:20] Yukimura**
For all your complaints, your
heart rate was quite elevated.
**[09:23] Himuro**
At any rate...
**[09:25] Himuro**
If we continue these sorts of experiments,
we may be able to find the proof
**[09:29] Himuro**
as to whether I love you
or not, Yukimura-kun.
**[09:32] Himuro**
Let's move on to the next.
**[09:34] Yukimura**
Yes.
**[09:36] Kanade**
* Well, if I had to say what the*
* two of them are up to, it'd be...*
***SIGN*** minutes prior.
***SIGN*** minute prior.
***SIGN*** minutes prior.
**[09:43] Kanade**
"Preconditions for believing you're in
love with someone"...is that right?
**[09:48] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, what kinds of things make you
think you've fallen in love with someone?
**[09:51] Kanade**
M-Me?
**[09:53] Kanade**
Well, let's see...
**[09:56] Kanade**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Wham
***SIGN*** ...we're
not
done
talking.
***SIGN*** ba-dump
***SIGN*** ba-dump
***SIGN***
Hender-
son-kun...
**[09:57] Kanade**
This kind of thing.
**[09:58] Kanade**
When I feel my heart racing...
that kind of thing. Probably.
**[10:01] Yukimura**
Your heart racing?
**[10:03] Yukimura**
That's one of the preconditions
Himuro listed for "love," too.
**[10:06] Himuro**
That's right! That's it!
**[10:09] both**
Heart rate!
**[10:10] Himuro**
If we monitor heart rate,
**[10:12] Himuro**
we can quantitatively measure
"thrilling palpitations of love."
***SIGN*** Science-types always
**[10:14] Yukimura**
Ready a heart rate monitor!
***SIGN*** feel reassured when things can be converted into numbers.
**[10:16] Yukimura**
We'll start the experiments immediately!
**[10:18] Himuro**
All right.
**[10:21] Himuro**
Now, then.
**[10:22] Himuro**
Shall we continue our "If I do this with
someone I love, my heart will race" situations?
**[10:26] Yukimura**
We should. After doing the
"wall slam" we should...
**[10:33] both**
*I have no idea.*
***SIGN*** Romantic Experience: Zero.
**[10:36] Himuro**
At times like these, we should
look it up on the Internet.
**[10:38] Yukimura**
Information on the Internet comes from
unverified sources. I don't like it.
**[10:42] Yukimura**
But I suppose we have no choice.
***SIGN*** Experiment 1
***SIGN*** The chin-lift.
***SIGN*** Chin-lift.
**[10:47] Himuro**
The ideal angle seems to be
between 30 and 40 degrees.
**[10:51] Yukimura**
This is the same technique used
in artificial respiration.
**[10:54] Yukimura**
Perhaps securing the airway
is one of the objectives.
***SIGN*** Experiment 2
***SIGN*** The sleeve-roll.
***SIGN*** Sleeve-roll.
**[10:59] Yukimura**
Stand behind someone and
roll their sleeves up...?
**[11:02] Yukimura**
What significance could
this action possibly have?
**[11:04] Himuro**
But there are very precise accounts of a
height differential of 23 cm being ideal.
***SIGN*** Approx. 23 cm
***SIGN*** Yukimura's
weight distribution
**[11:10] Himuro**
It's possible this action has
solid academic corroboration.
**[11:13] Yukimura**
Hmm... What else...
**[11:16] Yukimura**
Sweet potato fries?
**[11:17] Yukimura**
We would need sweet potato
fries to try this one.
**[11:23] Himuro**
If my hypothesis is correct...
**[11:25] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, will you remove
your glasses for a moment?
**[11:28] Yukimura**
What hypothesis?
***SIGN*** Himuro vision.
**[11:30] Yukimura**
Explain.
**[11:36] Himuro**
I was right.
**[11:37] Yukimura**
About what?
**[11:39] Himuro**
Never mind. Let's move on to the next.
***SIGN*** minutes later.
**[11:44] Yukimura**
We have attempted a variety of things,
**[11:45] Yukimura**
but it seems that activities which
reduce the distance between us
**[11:48] Yukimura**
have a tendency to increase heart rate.
**[11:53] Yukimura**
What's this? Tired already?
**[11:57] Himuro**
In that case, this brings
us the closest, doesn't it?
**[12:00] Himuro**
Let's stay like this for a little while.
**[12:02] Himuro**
The longer the period, the more
data we can collect. Right?
**[12:05] Yukimura**
That is true... but...
***SIGN*** minutes later.
***SIGN*** minute later.
***SIGN*** minutes later.
**[12:15] Yukimura**
*Th-The woman's gone and fallen asleep!*
**[12:18] Yukimura**
*What do I do? Halt the experiment?*
**[12:21] Yukimura**
*She has the audacity to look so happy!*
**[12:25] Yukimura**
* And what kind of components*
* comprise this sweet fragrance?*
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
***SIGN*** Resting heart rate
***SIGN*** Sweet potato fry
***SIGN*** Close contact
***SIGN*** Wall Slam
***SIGN*** Chin-lift
***SIGN*** Sleeve-roll
***SIGN*** Hand holding
**[12:32] Yukimura**
We tried many different situations.
**[12:35] Yukimura**
This is your heart rate during
the experiment, Himuro.
**[12:38] Yukimura**
In every case, you can see very high readings.
**[12:41] Kanade**
Question!
**[12:42] Yukimura**
Hm?
**[12:43] Kanade**
That last part sort of...
**[12:44] Kanade**
It looks like there was a time
she wound up super relaxed.
***SIGN*** Flow of time
**[12:48] Himuro**
Pay no attention to that.
It was simply an unexpected circumstance.
**[12:52] Kanade**
At any rate, it looks like there's no
denying Himuro-senpai's heart was racing!
**[12:56] Kanade**
That means "love" is a certainty, right?
**[12:59] Yukimura**
It's too soon to come to that conclusion.
**[13:01] Kanade**
Huh? Why?
**[13:03] Yukimura**
Remember this well, Kanade.
**[13:05] Yukimura**
The results of an experiment must not be
interpreted carelessly for convenience's sake.
***SIGN*** Wham
***SIGN*** ...we're
not
done
talking.
***SIGN*** ba-dump
***SIGN*** ba-dump
***SIGN***
Hender-
son-kun...
**[13:09] Yukimura**
For example, even in this manga...
**[13:11] Yukimura**
At first glance, it may appear that
this woman is in love. However...
**[13:14] Yukimura**
A profuse amount of sweat,
palpitations, and a flushed face.
**[13:19] Yukimura**
What might you deduce from these things?
**[13:21] Himuro**
It could be premature menopause!
**[13:23] Yukimura**
Exactly.
**[13:25] Kanade**
*No, it couldn't. Ever.*
**[13:26] Himuro**
Excitement. Stress. Feverishness.
***SIGN*** Romantic feelings
***SIGN*** Excitement, anger, embarrassment
***SIGN*** Stress
**[13:30] Himuro**
A "racing heart" could be
caused by many things.
***SIGN*** Feverishness leading to increased body temperature
***SIGN*** Decreased blood pressure, heart abnormalities
***SIGN*** Severe pain
**[13:33] Himuro**
It's true that, in this case,
we cannot be sure
**[13:35] Himuro**
that the "racing heart" was
caused by feelings of love.
***SIGN*** Hypothesis A
**[13:40] Yukimura**
In this experiment,
**[13:41] Yukimura**
it seemed that my wall slam was responsible
for the increased heart rate.
***SIGN*** Hypothesis B
**[13:45] Yukimura**
However, we can't say for certain
some stimulus other than my wall slam
**[13:48] Yukimura**
could have coincidentally occurred,
causing the increased heart rate.
**[13:52] Kanade**
But if that's the case,
then you'll never reach a conclusion,
**[13:55] Kanade**
regardless of how many
experiments you conduct.
**[13:57] Himuro**
That might be true.
**[13:58] Himuro**
But let's just try a few
more experiments to see.
**[14:02] Himuro**
If during the second experiment
my heart races again,
**[14:04] Himuro**
then hypothesis B,
"my heart coincidentally raced,"
**[14:07] Himuro**
would be rendered less likely than
in the first case, don't you think?
**[14:11] Kanade**
Yes, but...
**[14:12] Himuro**
If we achieve the same result no
matter how many times we do it,
**[14:15] Himuro**
that likelihood decreases even further.
***SIGN*** Hypothesis B
***SIGN*** "Some stimulus other than Yukimura's wall slam happened to cause the racing heart."
***SIGN*** Hypothesis A
***SIGN*** "Yukimura's wall slam
caused the racing
heart."
**[14:17] Yukimura**
To contrast with the hypothesis we
wish to put forth, hypothesis A,
**[14:21] Yukimura**
we have a hypothesis which
negates it, hypothesis B.
**[14:24] Yukimura**
A null-hypothesis.
***SIGN*** Null-hypothesis
**[14:26] Rikekuma**
Null-hypothesis!
**[14:29] Rikekuma**
In order for you stupid humans
to understand this concept
**[14:31] Rikekuma**
I, the people's idol, Rikekuma the science bear,
will give you a simple explanation, bear.
**[14:37] Rikekuma**
A null-hypothesis is a type of hypothesis
which appears in statistics
**[14:40] Rikekuma**
that negates the hypothesis
you wish to put forward, bear.
**[14:44] Rikekuma**
Say for example that you want to
prove that crows are black, bear.
**[14:48] Rikekuma**
So, you go out and find a hundred
crows and they're all black, bear.
**[14:52] Rikekuma**
"But there could be a rainbow crow out
there and you just didn't find it,"
**[14:58] Rikekuma**
is what some irritating
punk could say, bear!
**[15:01] Rikekuma**
So freakin' annoying, bear!
**[15:03] Rikekuma**
This is when you create an impossible
hypothesis which opposes
**[15:05] Rikekuma**
the hypothesis that "crows are black," bear.
***SIGN*** Black x 50%
***SIGN*** Rainbow x 50%
**[15:08] Rikeikuma**
"Half of crows are black, and half are
rainbow." Something like that, bear.
***SIGN*** Null-hypothesis
**[15:12] Rikekuma**
That's a null-hypothesis, bear.
**[15:14] Rikekuma**
With that, the chances of finding
one hundred black crows in a row,
**[15:18] Rikekuma**
becomes lower than the 1 in a trillion chance
that a meteorite will land on your head, bear.
**[15:24] Rikekuma**
In that case, what about "90% are black
and the rest are fluorescent pink", bear?
***SIGN*** Black x 90%
***SIGN*** Fluorescent Pink x 10%
**[15:29] Rikekuma**
Even with this, the chances
of finding one hundred
**[15:32] Rikekuma**
black crows in a row is about 0.00265%, bear.
***SIGN*** (Black x 90.0% Other x 10.0%)
***SIGN*** All black
**[15:32] ---**
**[15:35] Rikekuma**
That's pretty unlikely, bear.
***SIGN*** (Black x 97.1% Other x 2.9%)
**[15:37] Rikekuma**
When black reaches about 97.1%,
the chances of all black increase to over 5%
**[15:43] Rikekuma**
and it finally starts to
border on possible, bear.
**[15:46] Rikekuma**
In the field of statistics, if the
probability of occurrence is below 5%,
**[15:49] Rikekuma**
it's considered pretty much zero, bear.
***SIGN*** Null-hypothesis
**[15:52] Rikekuma**
In statistics, by disproving
a null-hypothesis like this,
**[15:55] Rikekuma**
you can prove your original hypothesis, bear.
**[15:58] Rikekuma**
This was a freakin' pain, bear.
**[16:00] Yukimura**
Which is why, to reduce the
likelihood to less than 5%
**[16:04] Yukimura**
doing the wall slam an additional
sixty times should be sufficient.
**[16:07] Himuro**
It won't be just my heart rate
we'll measure, Yukimura-kun.
**[16:09] Himuro**
We'll be measuring yours, too.
**[16:12] Kanade**
*Just spend your whole life doing that.*
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Ikeda's Research Lab
**[16:21] Kanade**
I'm back!
**[16:24] Himuro**
It might be wise to analyze this
from a different perspective.
**[16:29] Yukimura**
Why...?
**[16:30] Kanade**
You seem to be hard at work.
**[16:32] Himuro**
Oh, Kanade-chan.
**[16:34] Kanade**
Is something wrong?
**[16:35] Kanade**
You look like you're struggling
with something.
**[16:38] Yukimura**
Yes.
**[16:39] Yukimura**
Himuro and I continued the wall slam
experiment after that, but...
**[16:43] Yukimura**
At first, it was clear that
her heart rate increased,
**[16:48] Yukimura**
but as the number of trials progressed,
that increase started to diminish gradually.
***SIGN*** Trial
1
***SIGN*** Trial
2
***SIGN*** Trial
3
***SIGN*** Trial
4
***SIGN*** Trial
5
***SIGN*** Trial
6
***SIGN*** Trial
7
**[16:53] Kanade**
*Ah. She must've gotten used to it.*
**[16:55] Yukimura**
After that, just in case,
we continued to one hundred wall slams.
**[16:59] Yukimura**
Her heart rate didn't change at all.
***SIGN*** Trial
93
***SIGN*** Trial
94
***SIGN*** Trial
95
***SIGN*** Trial
96
***SIGN*** Trial
97
***SIGN*** Trial
98
***SIGN*** Trial
99
***SIGN*** Trial
100
**[17:02] Kanade**
*Of course it didn't!*
**[17:04] Himuro**
You see, it's true that in the beginning,
I experienced a sort of throbbing in my chest,
**[17:09] Himuro**
and I thought to myself,
"I must really be in love with him,"
**[17:14] Himuro**
but along the way, I started thinking,
"What is this guy doing?"
**[17:19] Yukimura**
This data shows no significant difference
**[17:21] Yukimura**
between resting heart rate
and wall slam heart rate.
**[17:24] Yukimura**
It can't be...
**[17:25] Yukimura**
Was it really just coincidence?
**[17:27] Himuro**
About that, Yukimura-kun.
**[17:31] Himuro**
There's something that's been nagging at me.
**[17:33] Himuro**
When I used motion capture to analyze
the video from the experiment...
**[17:37] Himuro**
I found a surprising result.
**[17:39] Yukimura**
What?
**[17:40] Himuro**
Look at this.
***SIGN*** Match
**[17:58] Yukimura**
Th-That's...
**[18:00] Yukimura**
The movement has been refined to the
point of being astonishingly similar!
**[18:03] Himuro**
That's right.
**[18:04] Himuro**
When you perform a wall slam many times in
succession, it stops being a wall-slam.
**[18:08] Himuro**
In short, what you were doing, Yukimura-kun,
**[18:11] Himuro**
was a wall slap!
**[18:13] Sumo wrestler**
Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
**[18:16] Yukimura**
I see.
**[18:18] Yukimura**
And a wall slap is not a situation
which causes a woman's heart to race.
**[18:22] Yukimura**
That's why your heart rate didn't increase.
**[18:26] Kanade**
That's not it!
**[18:28] Kanade**
What don't you understand?
**[18:30] Yukimura**
What?
**[18:31] Kanade**
It's about feelings.
**[18:33] Kanade**
I don't think that love is something
**[18:35] Kanade**
that can be measured with numbers
and data in the first place!
**[18:40] Yukimura**
What are you basing that on?
**[18:41] Yukimura**
If you know of a counter-example,
provide a concrete explanation.
**[18:49] Kanade**
When I was in high school,
**[18:50] Kanade**
my math teacher would give
us math puzzles every day.
**[18:55] Kanade**
I thought they were really fun.
***SIGN*** Tower of Hanoi
**[18:58] (Flashback) Kanade**
Takahashi-sensei!
**[19:00] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Hm? Did you have a question?
**[19:03] (Flashback) Kanade**
Um, the Tower of Hanoi puzzle...
**[19:06] (Flashback) Kanade**
I tried using a recurrence relation to solve it.
Would you look at it for me?
**[19:18] (Flashback) Takahashi**
That's right.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Takahashi**
2ⁿ − 1.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Good work solving it, Kanade-kun.
**[19:25] (Flashback) Takahashi**
And, listen, it only gets
more interesting from here.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Takahashi; background**
If you go with tradition and make it n=64,
then, since it's 2ⁿ − 1...
**[19:28] Kanade**
He was so handsome when he was
absorbed in talking about math...
**[19:32] Kanade**
Well... I... sort of fell in
love with him, with my teacher.
**[19:37] Kanade**
After that, I wanted him
to pay attention to me,
**[19:40] Kanade**
so I put everything I had into studying math.
**[19:40] (Flashback) Kanade; background**
I have it!
**[19:42] Kanade**
And thanks to that, I became a science-type.
**[19:43] (Flashback) Takahashi; background**
That's correct.
**[19:47] Kanade**
It's strange, isn't it?
**[19:49] Kanade**
To think that, if it means you
can be with the person you love,
**[19:51] Kanade**
you can work hard at anything.
**[19:53] Himuro**
I think I understand what you mean.
**[19:56] Kanade**
Falling in love,
**[19:58] Kanade**
I think, is something like that, maybe.
**[20:01] Kanade**
Huh? Um, so, what I mean is...
**[20:05] Kanade**
What I wanted to say was...
**[20:07] Yukimura**
This.
***SIGN*** Handsome when absorbed in something
***SIGN*** If it means being together, can work hard at anything
***SIGN*** At this point, Kanade Kotonoha felt the
following for her high school teacher
***SIGN***
(love prime Kanade love Takahashi)
is the hypothesis.
**[20:08] Kanade**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Handsome when absorbed in something
***SIGN*** If it means being together, can work hard at anything
***SIGN*** Handsome when absorbed in something
***SIGN*** If it means being together, can work hard at anything
***SIGN*** At this point, Kanade Kotonoha felt the
following for her high school teacher
**[20:10] Kanade**
Don't just go making some
weird definition like that!
**[20:13] Yukimura**
Kanade, in your past, are there
others you've fallen in love with?
**[20:16] Kanade**
Well, probably two or three...
**[20:19] Kanade**
Wait! What are you making me say?
**[20:21] Yukimura**
The information you just gave
us is extremely instructive.
**[20:25] Kanade**
What do you mean?
***SIGN*** Love*'* ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝
**[20:27] Yukimura**
Between your "love" and Himuro's "love,"
there may be points of commonality!
***SIGN*** Love*'* ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝
***SIGN*** Commonality
***SIGN*** Commonality
***SIGN*** Commonality
**[20:31] Yukimura**
If there are points of commonality
with other "loves," then...
***SIGN*** Love*'* ｛Kanade love, x｝
***SIGN*** Love*'* ｛Kanade love, y｝
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -77 l 567 -77 l 567 0
***SIGN*** Love*'* ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝ ∩ Love*'* ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝ ∩
Love*'* ｛Kanade love, x｝ ∩ Love*'* ｛Kanade love, y｝
**[20:35] Yukimura**
Love prime (Himuro love, Yukimura) intersects
Love prime (Kanade love, Takahashi) intersects
**[20:40] Yukimura**
Love prime (Kanade love, x) intersects
Love prime (Kanade love, y)
**[20:45] Yukimura**
would likely be very close to the
general preconditions for "love"!
**[20:48] Kanade**
Can you please not say
"Kanade love" so many times in a row?
**[20:51] Yukimura**
To that end...
**[20:53] Yukimura**
You will give me an itemized list of the
details and elements of all of your loves thus far.
**[20:57] Kanade**
That hurdle's too high for me!
***SIGN*** Force of Impact
**[21:00] Yukimura**
Ow!
**[21:02] Himuro**
That's enough, Yukimura-kun.
**[21:04] Yukimura**
What do you think you're doing, Himuro?!
**[21:06] Himuro**
Listen, normal people find that kind
of thing embarrassing to talk about.
**[21:10] Yukimura**
How is that relevant?
**[21:11] Kanade**
*So, she realizes that she's not normal.*
**[21:12] Yukimura**
It is necessary data!
**[21:14] Himuro**
Yes, but you're being too aggressive.
**[21:17] Himuro**
That's why you don't have any friends.
**[21:24] Yukimura**
If this can prove your love
one way or the other,
**[21:27] Yukimura**
then I don't care how hated I am!
**[21:29] Yukimura**
No results come without sacrifice!
**[21:31] Kanade**
* In this way, a science-type man and*
* woman began their great experiment.*
**[21:32] Yukimura**
Those who refuse to move ahead because
of small vanities, pride, reticence...
**[21:35] Kanade**
* Will they ever be able to*
* find proof of their love?*
**[21:35] Yukimura**
Hey! Are you listening, Himuro? Himuro!
**[23:32] Ibarada**
Oh, crap.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 2
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Experiments.
**[23:34] Himuro**
Next time, Proof 2.
**[23:36] Himuro**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Experiments."
# E2 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Experiments.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDKWWNZY/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-experiments)
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**[00:01] Kanade**
*Saitama National University.*
**[00:04] Kanade**
* I'm in the science department,*
* enjoying my campus lifestyle.*
**[00:10] Kanade's friend**
Come to think of it, Kanade,
you're in Ikeda's research group, right?
**[00:12] Kanade**
I am. Why?
**[00:14] Kanade's friend**
You're so lucky. There're a
lot of women there, aren't there?
**[00:17] Kanade**
Yeah. It's about half women.
It's pretty unusual, isn't it?
**[00:22] Kanade's friend**
It's all guys where I am.
**[00:24] Kanade's friend**
And they've all got black hair and glasses.
**[00:26] Kanade**
Our department's pretty much all like that.
**[00:30] Kanade**
There're only three girls
in our year, after all.
**[00:35] Kanade**
I'm heading to the lab.
**[00:36] Kanade's friend**
See you later!
***SIGN*** Information & Computer Sciences
***SIGN*** Information & Computer Sciences
**[00:44] Kanade**
* Our field, InfoSci, or Information*
* and Computer Science...*
***SIGN*** (Natural Science)
**[00:50] Kanade**
*looks at natural science...*
**[00:51] man**
There's suddenly a huge recession.
***SIGN*** (Natural Science)
***SIGN*** (Social Science)
**[00:53] Kanade**
*...social science...*
**[00:54] man**
I'm suddenly totally ripped!
***SIGN*** (Natural Science)
***SIGN*** (Social Science)
***SIGN*** (Human Science)
**[00:56] Kanade**
*...and human science.*
**[00:57] Kanade**
* All of the information in the world,*
* and aims to mathematically analyze it.*
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** (Natural Science)
***SIGN*** (Social Science)
***SIGN*** (Human Science)
***SIGN*** Information
**[01:02] Kanade**
* So, we use computers for things like*
* calculations and programming.*
**[01:08] Kanade**
* In InfoSci, you're done with*
* lecture halls in three years.*
**[01:10] Kanade**
* Starting in your fourth year,*
* everyone gets attached to a research group,*
**[01:14] Kanade**
* where you help with research*
* and work on writing your thesis.*
**[01:19] Kanade**
*And here...*
***SIGN*** Ikeda's Research Lab
**[01:20] Kanade**
in Ikeda's research lab,
students overflowing with wisdom,
***SIGN*** Kanade
***SIGN*** Himuro
***SIGN*** Yukimura
***SIGN*** Ibarada
***SIGN*** In Room
***SIGN*** 4th Dimension
***SIGN*** Gone Home
**[01:24] Kanade**
*strive daily in their research.*
***SIGN*** Kanade
***SIGN*** Himuro
***SIGN*** Yukimura
**[01:27] Kanade**
Good morning!
**[01:32] Kanade**
Huh?
**[01:36] Kanade**
*She's so not doing research...*
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
**[03:13] ---**
Saitama University
2nd year graduate student
Ibarada Ena
Height: 142 cm Weight: ?
Blood type: AB
Hobbies: Gaming, manga, novels, subcultures in general
Favorite foods: Japanese sweets
Favorite phrase: Wearing black showcases a woman's beauty
Idol: Umehara Daigo
Future goals: To live on an annuity
***SIGN*** Proof 2
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Experiments.
**[03:19] Kanade**
Ibarada-senpai,
**[03:21] Kanade**
were you up all night gaming again?
**[03:23] Ibarada**
Yeah.
**[03:24] Ibarada**
The limited event only goes
until today, and I fell asleep.
**[03:28] Ibarada**
You've gotta make up for stuff like that.
**[03:30] Ibarada**
I've gotta pull some gachas, too.
**[03:33] Kanade**
You could, at least,
narrow it down to playing just one.
**[03:47] Kanade**
* In the Ikeda lab, you can come when*
* you want and go home when you want.*
**[03:51] Kanade**
* You can eat whatever food*
* and snacks you want, too.*
**[03:55] Kanade**
*Still, it is a shared living space.*
**[03:57] Kanade**
* A certain degree of moderation*
* should be observed.*
**[03:59] Kanade**
Okay.
**[04:09] Kanade**
*This place is a research lab.*
**[04:12] Kanade**
* It's our duty to take all the*
* various problems in the world,*
**[04:16] Kanade**
*conduct a mathematical analysis,*
**[04:18] Kanade**
* and explain them. That's why we*
* spend every day researching.*
**[04:23] Yukimura**
Now...
**[04:24] Yukimura**
I, Yukimura Shinya, will begin
my heart-rate monitoring experiment!
**[04:30] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun.
**[04:32] Himuro**
You're too far away.
**[04:34] Himuro**
Could it be that you are embarrassed
to have your heart rate increased?
**[04:37] Yukimura**
Of course not.
**[04:39] Yukimura**
This is in the pursuit of accurate data.
**[04:42] Himuro**
Really?
**[04:43] Himuro**
Then why are you running away?
**[04:45] Yukimura**
Any given thing requires a certain
amount of mental preparation.
**[04:52] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, catch him!
**[04:54] Kanade**
Huh? What?
**[05:03] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai?
**[05:05] Kanade**
I-I'm so sorry! It was a reflex!
I didn't mean to!
**[05:08] Kanade**
Are you okay?!
**[05:10] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai!
**[05:12] Kanade**
Please, wake up!
**[05:13] Himuro**
* Does Kanade-chan have a*
* black belt in something?*
**[05:24] Yukimura**
H-H-Hey!
**[05:25] Yukimura**
What's the meaning of this?
**[05:26] Yukimura**
Why is it necessary to tie me up?
**[05:28] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai asked me to...
**[05:30] Kanade**
I'm sorry.
**[05:32] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, you ran away.
We have no choice.
**[05:35] Yukimura**
I was not running away!
**[05:37] Yukimura**
It was mental preparation to ensure that
conditions were as close to normal as possible!
**[05:41] Yukimura**
Hey! Are you listening, Himuro?
**[05:43] Himuro**
Let's see...
**[05:44] Himuro**
In order to make a man's heart race...
**[05:47] Himuro**
I see.
**[05:51] Himuro**
Something like this, I wonder.
***SIGN*** 7 Ways to Make a Man's Heart Race
**[05:59] Himuro**
Stare into his eyes. Get close.
***SIGN*** Physical Contact
**[06:02] Himuro**
Interesting. It's not just touching,
**[06:04] Himuro**
but having him touch you
seems to be effective, as well.
**[06:07] Himuro**
In that case, Yukimura-kun,
**[06:09] Himuro**
you have permission to touch me.
**[06:11] Yukimura**
Where?
**[06:14] Himuro**
My head?
**[06:15] Kanade**
*I wonder if it'd be okay to go home now...*
***SIGN*** Experiment 1
***SIGN*** Point-blank range,
***SIGN*** patting Himuro's head.
**[06:23] Himuro**
How about it, Yukimura-kun?
**[06:25] Himuro**
Are you experiencing any sensation
of an increased heart rate?
**[06:28] Yukimura**
I don't know, myself.
**[06:30] Yukimura**
*What principle is allowing her hair to move?*
**[06:34] Yukimura**
That should do it.
**[06:36] Himuro**
Wait.
**[06:38] Himuro**
Let's measure for another ten minutes.
**[06:40] Yukimura**
Is that much time necessary?
**[06:42] Himuro**
There's nothing wrong with having more data.
**[06:45] Himuro**
You said so yourself, didn't you, Yukimura-kun?
**[06:49] Ibarada**
That's some crazy stuff you're
doing there, you two.
**[06:54] Yukimura**
Ibarada.
**[06:56] Yukimura**
This has nothing to do with you.
**[06:58] Ibarada**
That's Ibarada-se-n-pa-i.
**[07:02] Ibarada**
So, what's this experiment about?
**[07:04] Himuro**
We were doing an experiment to find proof
of whether one party loves another or not.
**[07:09] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai's in love, you see,
with Yukimura-senpai.
**[07:13] Himuro**
W-We haven't established that for certain yet.
**[07:16] Ibarada**
Really...
**[07:18] Himuro**
We were just monitoring
Yukimura-kun's heart rate.
**[07:22] Himuro**
Like this.
***SIGN*** Flow of time
***SIGN*** Heart
rate
***SIGN*** Begin head patting
***SIGN*** End head patting
**[07:27] Himuro**
It can't be!
**[07:28] Kanade**
His heart rate's so high!
**[07:30] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai, yours was
high, but isn't his higher?
**[07:36] Himuro**
What's this? Yukimura-kun, your heart
was racing pretty fast, too.
**[07:40] Yukimura**
Well... you know... This was...
**[07:43] Ibarada**
Hey, guys.
**[07:45] Ibarada**
Did you run a control in your experiment?
**[07:48] Himuro**
If you're referring to resting
heart rate, we did measure that.
**[07:51] Ibarada**
Not that. The person.
**[07:57] Kanade**
Um... Ibarada-senpai...
**[08:00] Kanade**
What do you mean by "control"?
**[08:02] Ibarada**
In short...
***SIGN*** Is A responding to B
with an increased heart rate?
***SIGN*** Is A responding to B
with an increased heart rate?
**[08:07] Ibarada**
This is the objective of the
experiment you were running.
**[08:10] Ibarada**
To investigate this, you need to run an
experiment where "B" isn't there for comparison.
**[08:16] Ibarada**
That's a scientific control.
***SIGN*** whoosh
***SIGN*** No stimulus applied to A.
***SIGN*** Heart rate
**[08:17] Ibarada**
Right now, you're comparing results to
an experiment where A is doing nothing.
***SIGN*** whoosh
***SIGN*** No stimulus applied to A.
***SIGN*** Heart rate
***SIGN*** ba-dump
ba-dump
***SIGN*** A gets close to B and pats head.
***SIGN*** Heart rate
***SIGN*** Comparison
***SIGN*** Scientific Control
(negative control)
**[08:23] Ibarada**
This is called a negative control.
**[08:25] Ibarada**
It's used as a scientific control
when no response is expected.
**[08:30] Ibarada**
However...
***SIGN*** ba-dump
ba-dump
***SIGN*** A gets close to B and pats head.
**[08:31] Ibarada**
In this case, comparison to a situation in
which the other party is C is also necessary.
***SIGN*** A gets close to C and pats head.
***SIGN*** ba-dump
ba-dump
***SIGN*** A gets close to B and pats head.
***SIGN*** A gets close to C and pats head.
**[08:35] Ibarada**
Otherwise, you can't prove that
the other party must be B.
***SIGN*** Comparison
**[08:41] Himuro**
That's true.
**[08:42] Kanade**
Ibarada-senpai, you're amazing!
***SIGN*** A gets close to C
and pats head
***SIGN*** A gets close to B
and pats head
***SIGN*** Comparison
**[08:46] Ibarada**
In the experiment you were performing,
**[08:48] Ibarada**
there's no way to tell if the given factors are
affecting the results, so it's pretty pointless.
**[08:54] Ibarada**
It might work at a reference level.
**[08:57] Ibarada**
Which is why...
**[09:00] Ibarada**
Let's begin an experiment now.
**[09:04] Ibarada**
Is this man's heart racing because of Himuro...
**[09:09] Ibarada**
Or...
**[09:11] Ibarada**
is he some scumbag jerk who
gets excited with any woman?
***SIGN*** Experiment 2
***SIGN*** Point-blank range,
***SIGN*** patting Kanade's head.
**[09:19] Yukimura**
I'm doing it.
**[09:20] Kanade**
Well, I guess this is okay...
**[09:23] Kanade**
*Why am I doing this?*
**[09:26] Kanade**
* Oh. The way Yukimura-senpai is patting*
* my head is surprisingly gentle.*
***SIGN*** Experiment 3
***SIGN*** Point-blank range,
***SIGN*** patting Ibarada's head.
**[09:35] Yukimura**
Ibarada! You little...! Unhand me!
***SIGN*** Heart
rate
***SIGN*** Begin head patting
***SIGN*** End head patting
***SIGN*** Flow of time
***SIGN*** Ex. 1 (Himuro)
***SIGN*** Ex. 2 (Kanade)
***SIGN*** Ex. 3 (Ibarada)
***SIGN*** Average resting
heart rate
**[09:39] Himuro**
They're all about the same?!
**[09:46] Yukimura**
Himuro, these results, they're...
**[09:49] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun.
**[09:50] Himuro**
It works for you regardless of the woman?
**[09:52] Yukimura**
No!
**[09:53] Himuro**
You're disgusting. You beast!
**[09:55] Yukimura**
I'm telling you, it's not like that!
**[09:58] Yukimura**
To be completely honest...
**[10:03] Yukimura**
When a woman gets close to me, I get
so nervous, my heart rate skyrockets.
**[10:07] Yukimura**
After all, I've lived my life thus far
having absolutely no interactions with women.
**[10:11] Kanade**
That's not the kind of thing you say
with that kind of cocky attitude.
**[10:15] Ibarada**
You're pathetic.
**[10:16] Yukimura**
Silence!
**[10:17] Ibarada**
Still...
**[10:18] Ibarada**
You two have gone and picked
a thorny field of research.
**[10:22] Ibarada**
There's no guarantee the change
in heart rate's because of love,
**[10:25] Ibarada**
so how do you prove that
mutual love is present?
**[10:28] Ibarada**
Well, do the best you can, Himuro, Yukimura.
**[10:34] Yukimura**
Hey, Himuro.
**[10:35] Yukimura**
I've got a list of the close
associations I've had up to now.
**[10:38] Himuro**
And? What about it?
**[10:41] Yukimura**
It's proof that I've never done
anything like this with a woman...
**[10:44] Himuro**
It isn't like I think you're lying.
**[10:46] Yukimura**
Then why are you angry?
**[10:49] Himuro**
No reason. I'm not angry.
**[10:51] Yukimura**
Yes, you are.
**[10:52] Himuro**
No, I'm not.
**[10:53] Yukimura**
You are angry.
**[10:54] Himuro**
Just leave it already, Yukimura-kun.
**[10:56] Yukimura**
But, I mean...
**[11:00] Kanade**
* She just messed up the*
* place and fell asleep.*
**[11:04] Kanade**
*This is Ibarada-senpai.*
**[11:06] Kanade**
*She's small, super skilled, moody, and*
**[11:09] Kanade**
*she's our boss cat.*
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
**[11:18] Kanade**
* There are many ways to*
* have a meal on campus.*
**[11:21] Kanade**
*You can use the school cafeteria...*
**[11:24] Kanade**
* or buy something at convenience*
* stores or lunch-to-go places.*
**[11:27] Kanade**
*I tend to buy from convenience stores*
**[11:30] Kanade**
*because that way I can buy snacks, too!*
**[11:35] Kanade**
*There's a refrigerator in the lab, as well.*
**[11:38] Kanade**
*Though, the only thing in there is alcohol...*
***SIGN*** Kitchen
**[11:41] Kanade**
*In the hallway of the floor our lab is on,*
**[11:44] Kanade**
* there's a shared kitchen, so you*
* can even cook for yourself, if you want.*
**[11:48] Kanade**
* Though, there aren't many*
* people who use it...*
**[12:00] Kanade**
I'm beat!
**[12:05] Kanade**
Honestly, it's because that
senpai of mine shows no mercy.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Yukimura**
Read these immediately.
Papers in your field of study.
**[12:16] Kanade**
I know I need to decide on a theme for
my research as soon as possible, but...
**[12:21] Kanade**
I can't take any more English!
**[12:29] Kanade**
Huh?
**[12:31] Kanade**
Oh, man.
**[12:34] Kanade**
Guess I have no choice.
**[12:35] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai, I'm going out to
buy some things. Did you want...
**[12:39] Kanade**
Wait. Huh?
**[12:43] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai isn't here, either.
**[12:48] Kanade**
They were both there a little while ago.
**[12:51] Kanade**
I wonder if they started
another weird experiment.
**[12:59] Yukimura**
Now.
**[13:01] Yukimura**
Let's begin cooking.
**[13:03] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun...
**[13:04] Himuro**
you can't start cooking looking like that.
**[13:07] Himuro**
Where did you bring that from?
**[13:10] Yukimura**
I borrowed it from the Sawamura lab.
**[13:12] Himuro**
We can't use it. Go return it.
**[13:14] Kanade**
* This is the first time I've*
* seen them use the kitchen.*
**[13:17] Kanade**
*I wonder what they're making.*
**[13:20] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, you can start by sautéing
the shirasu. I'll prep the vegetables.
**[13:28] Kanade**
*Wow! That looks yummy!*
**[13:30] Kanade**
*Are they making it for their dinner?*
***SIGN*** TODAY'S MENU
**[13:32] Yukimura**
All we need to do is follow
this recipe, right?
**[13:35] Yukimura**
That should prove no difficulty.
***SIGN*** Prepare 50g shirasu.
***SIGN*** Sauté for two minutes.
**[13:42] Yukimura**
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
***SIGN*** Add a pinch of salt.
**[13:48] Yukimura**
What does it mean by "a pinch"?!
**[13:49] Yukimura**
State the measurement rounded
to three significant figures!
**[13:52] Kanade**
Trying to do things "precisely" is one of
the sad things about being a science-type...
***SIGN*** Significant Figures
**[13:58] Rikekuma**
Significant figures!
**[14:01] Rikekuma**
When science-types cook, they
try to do things in a weirdly precise way...
**[14:05] Rikekuma**
It's the kind of thing that
happens with science-types, bear.
**[14:08] Rikekuma**
Now, then! This time it's
significant figures, bear!
**[14:11] Rikekuma**
Of words science-types are likely
to love, it ranks in the top 12!
**[14:14] Rikekuma**
Around there anyway, bear.
***SIGN*** 2 servings
***SIGN*** Eggs
***SIGN*** whole
***SIGN*** Salt, pepper
***SIGN*** Spinach
***SIGN*** bunch
***SIGN*** Mayonnaise
***SIGN*** Salad oil
**[14:18] Rikekuma**
Imagine that this is how things were
written in a recipe book, bear.
**[14:22] Rikekuma**
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
**[14:25] Rikekuma**
If it were me, I'd cook that book in a
frying pan until it burned to nothing, bear.
**[14:29] Rikekuma**
Stupid piece of trash, bear!
**[14:35] Rikekuma**
These numbers are 12-digit
significant figures, bear.
**[14:39] Rikekuma**
It's beyond moronic, so I rounded them
to three-digits and here they are, bear!
***SIGN*** 2 servings
***SIGN*** Eggs
***SIGN*** whole
***SIGN*** Salt, pepper
***SIGN*** Spinach
***SIGN*** bunch
***SIGN*** Mayonnaise
***SIGN*** Salad oil
**[14:47] Rikekuma**
It's still got a lingering
air of garbage to it, bear,
**[14:49] Rikekuma**
but it's a lot easier
to understand now, bear.
**[14:51] Rikekuma**
In short, the number of digits in a significant
figure is the number of digits that carry meaning.
**[14:57] Rikekuma**
Well, at any rate,
**[14:58] Rikekuma**
starting tomorrow, you can start referring
to them as significant figures, bear.
**[15:01] Rikekuma**
With this, you're a fully-fledged
science-type, too, bear!
**[15:04] Yukimura**
A pinch of salt is an
eighth of a teaspoon...
**[15:08] Yukimura**
So, 0.625g then...
**[15:11] Yukimura**
In that case, just list it
that way to start with.
**[15:13] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun.
**[15:14] Himuro**
Being precise is all very well, but...
**[15:16] Himuro**
in cooking, the important thing is the
proper administration of affection!
**[15:19] Yukimura**
Affection?
**[15:21] Yukimura**
It's not like you to be so unscientific.
**[15:23] Yukimura**
Are you saying that something so
insubstantial will make the food taste better?
**[15:29] Himuro**
I suppose an uber-novice cook
like you wouldn't understand.
**[15:32] Yukimura**
What did you just say?
***SIGN*** Does love make food taste better?
***SIGN*** Love type I (practical love)
Adjusts recipe. This type of love changes the flavor.
***SIGN*** Love type II (psychological love)
Flavor is unchanged. This type of affection affects the mind.
**[15:38] Himuro**
According to my definition,
**[15:40] Himuro**
there are two systems of injecting
affection into cooking.
***SIGN*** Ghost
Chili
**[15:43] girl**
He likes spicy food, so I'll
make it just a little spicy.
**[15:47] Himuro**
You adjust the recipe.
This type of affection changes the flavor.
***SIGN*** Love type I (practical love)
Adjusts recipe. This type of love changes the flavor.
**[15:51] Himuro**
Love type I. Practical love.
**[15:55] girl**
I'll arrange it nicely so
it looks more delicious.
**[15:58] Himuro**
The flavor remains unchanged, but this
type of affection affects the mind.
***SIGN*** Love type II (psychological love)
Flavor is unchanged. This type of affection affects the mind.
**[16:02] Himuro**
Love type II. Psychological love.
**[16:07] Yukimura**
Psychological love?
**[16:09] Yukimura**
Something like that's never going
to make food taste better.
**[16:12] Himuro**
You think so?
**[16:14] Himuro**
Take two dishes which are
exactly the same, A and B.
**[16:16] Himuro**
Depending on mental state and other factors,
they can taste completely different.
***SIGN*** Dish A
**[16:22] Kanade**
U-Um...
**[16:24] Kanade**
I worked really hard to make this, so...
**[16:26] Kanade**
Will you eat it? Only if you want to...
**[16:29] Himuro**
This, or...
***SIGN*** Dish B
**[16:39] Himuro**
This.
***SIGN*** D
i
s
h
A
***SIGN*** D
i
s
h
B
**[16:40] Himuro**
Which would taste better?
**[16:42] Himuro**
It's clear that dish A would taste better, right?
**[16:45] Himuro**
Very clear.
**[16:46] Yukimura**
Well, I suppose.
**[16:48] Kanade**
Please don't use me as
a model without asking!
**[16:52] Himuro**
Oh! Kanade-chan. You were listening?
**[16:55] Yukimura**
But Himuro's assertion is still
no more than supposition.
**[16:59] Yukimura**
How can one prove that it
has become more delicious?
**[17:03] Yukimura**
If I'm not mistaken,
***SIGN*** Bitter
***SIGN*** Savory
***SIGN*** Bitter
***SIGN*** Sweet
***SIGN*** Sweet
***SIGN*** Savory
***SIGN*** Salty
***SIGN*** Sour
***SIGN*** Salty
***SIGN*** Sour
**[17:04] Yukimura**
they have a device which can quantify
flavor, a "taste sensor," over at Keio U.
**[17:08] Yukimura**
Should we use it to compare
the flavor of dishes A and B?
**[17:11] Himuro**
But there's no such thing
as a "correct" flavor,
**[17:14] Himuro**
and every individual has
different preferences.
**[17:17] Himuro**
Additionally, with the
idea you've presented,
**[17:19] Himuro**
we would have to use the subject's
favorite foods as the average,
**[17:21] Himuro**
calculate trends in preferred flavors,
***SIGN*** Loves sweet food!
***SIGN*** Sweet
***SIGN*** Savory
***SIGN*** Salty
***SIGN*** Bitter
***SIGN*** Sour
***SIGN***
**[17:24] Himuro**
and then see which dish, A or B, came closest.
***SIGN*** Loves sweet food!
***SIGN*** Sweet
***SIGN*** Savory
***SIGN*** Salty
***SIGN*** Bitter
***SIGN*** Sour
***SIGN*** Comparison 1
***SIGN*** Comparison 2
**[17:29] Yukimura**
That would be very time- and labor-intensive.
**[17:32] Yukimura**
Then what's to be done?
**[17:33] Kanade**
There's a much simpler method.
**[17:36] Yukimura and Himuro**
What?
***SIGN*** Dish A
***SIGN*** Dish B
***SIGN*** Which tastes better?
(Which one has love in it?)
***SIGN*** A is yummy
***SIGN*** A has love
***SIGN*** Love infusion
success!
**[17:37] Kanade**
You take the dishes,
**[17:39] Kanade**
one with love and one without, and set them
out so that you can't tell which is which,
**[17:42] Kanade**
then you have someone taste them
to see which tastes better.
**[17:48] Kanade**
Yeah. That wouldn't work, would it?
**[17:52] Yukimura**
As an experiment, it would be
highly inaccurate, however...
**[17:54] Yukimura**
It might work as a rough estimate.
**[17:56] Himuro**
It's simple, too. Shall we try it?
**[17:59] Kanade**
*For real?*
**[18:15] Kanade**
Wow, you're really good at that!
**[18:17] Kanade**
Do you cook often?
**[18:19] Himuro**
Well, more than Yukimura-kun does, I suppose.
***SIGN*** Yukimura is standing by in another room.
***SIGN*** Yukimura is standing by in another room.
**[18:26] Himuro**
I wonder if Yukimura-kun will
be able to notice the love.
**[18:30] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, do you think love
makes food more delicious?
**[18:34] Kanade**
Me?
**[18:36] Kanade**
I...
**[18:46] Kanade**
I think it does.
**[18:48] Kanade**
So, how are you going to infuse it with love?
**[18:52] Himuro**
Well...
**[18:53] Himuro**
When Yukimura-kun gets fired up about
research, he always forgets to eat,
**[18:58] Himuro**
so he's always eating soy bars.
**[19:02] Himuro**
I'd like to make him something nutritious,
something that will give him energy.
**[19:08] Kanade**
That sounds wonderful!
I just know Yukimura-senpai will feel it!
**[19:13] Himuro**
For a 23-year-old male of 177 cm and 63 kg,
**[19:17] Himuro**
this would be the necessary
nutrition for one day.
**[19:20] Himuro**
I'll divide that by three and enhance the
nutritional value of the eggs, milk, and butter...
**[19:24] Himuro**
I'll augment the deficiencies with
a general vitamin supplement.
**[19:27] Himuro**
Add some water-soluble vegetable fiber.
**[19:29] Himuro**
Plus just a little plant-based
liquid silica concentrate.
**[19:33] Kanade**
That doesn't look like love so much as...
way overdoing the supplements.
**[19:38] Himuro**
There. It's done.
**[19:40] Himuro**
Now, then. To make absolutely certain...
**[19:47] Kanade**
What is it?
**[19:50] Himuro**
So, this is the most reliable method?
**[19:56] Himuro**
It's ready, Yukimura-kun.
**[19:59] Yukimura**
Th-This is...
**[20:01] Himuro**
Now, which tastes better?
***SIGN*** For Yukimura-kun
***SIGN*** Dish A
***SIGN*** Dish B
**[20:07] Yukimura**
Hold on.
**[20:08] Yukimura**
There's no point to the experiment this way!
**[20:11] Himuro**
Don't make me repeat myself!
**[20:13] Himuro**
Which tastes better?
**[20:26] Yukimura**
It's B!
**[20:28] Yukimura**
Of course B is more delicious!
There can be no question.
***SIGN*** For Yukimura-kun
**[20:30] Yukimura**
If it has something
like this written on it!
**[20:33] Himuro**
Correct.
**[20:34] Himuro**
This is the system of "affection"
which applies to cooking.
**[20:41] Kanade**
Even just watching this is embarrassing!
**[20:49] Kanade**
Those two were just as
energetically crazy as ever.
**[20:53] Kanade**
Guess I'll read the rest of those papers.
**[20:56] Kanade**
I didn't end up going out
to buy anything, either.
**[21:05] Yukimura**
Eat this, Kanade.
**[21:07] Kanade**
Huh?
**[21:09] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai?
**[21:13] Yukimura**
Eggs, shirasu, spinach.
**[21:16] Yukimura**
It uses ingredients which
help stimulate the brain.
**[21:19] Yukimura**
The most foolish are those who study
less diligently than the idiots.
**[21:24] Yukimura**
Exert every effort in your studies, so
that you don't become one of them.
**[21:31] Himuro**
Good luck reading all those papers.
**[21:33] Kanade**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[21:41] Kanade**
*Oh. So that's what it was.*
**[21:43] Kanade**
*They were making it for me.*
**[21:53] Kanade**
* No matter how you look at it,*
* my senpai are weirdos,*
**[21:56] Kanade**
* but somehow, they just*
* don't allow you hate them.*
**[21:59] Kanade**
* Okay! I'm gonna read*
* through all those papers!*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 3
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Try Planning a Date.
**[23:35] Yukimura**
Next time, Proof 3.
**[23:36] Yukimura**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Try Planning a Date."
# E3 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Try Planning a Date
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65P77XG6/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-try-planning-a-date)
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***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Gone Home
***SIGN*** 4th dimension
***SIGN*** In Lab
***SIGN*** Rm 507
***SIGN*** On Campus
***SIGN*** Lecture Hall
**[01:35] Yukimura**
We should take a moment to organize
our current circumstances.
**[01:37] Himuro**
Yes, we should.
***SIGN*** Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝
***SIGN*** When together, heart rate increases
***SIGN*** Appears in dreams
***SIGN*** Bewitched by the sight of him thinking
***SIGN*** Being together is fun
***SIGN*** Can't help looking at him
***SIGN*** Love' ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝
***SIGN*** Handsome when absorbed in something
***SIGN*** If it means being together, can work hard at
anything
**[01:39] Himuro**
These are the components of "love"
we have identified so far.
**[01:42] Yukimura**
And, at this point, we haven't proven
heart rate is one of the elements yet.
***SIGN*** Proof 3
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Try Planning a Date.
**[01:46] Yukimura**
We don't have enough sample data to
calculate the base conditions for "love."
**[01:50] Yukimura**
Our knowledge of romance
is severely lacking.
**[01:53] Yukimura**
The first thing we need to do
is find someone who is in love!
***SIGN*** In Lab
***SIGN*** 4th dimension
***SIGN*** Rm. 507
***SIGN*** Yukimura
***SIGN*** Kanade
***SIGN*** Ikeda
***SIGN*** Inukai
**[02:00] Inukai**
Wassup?!
**[02:04] Inukai**
What's this? Ibarada's not here, huh?
**[02:06] Inukai**
That's lucky.
**[02:07] ---**
Saitama University
4th year college student
Inukai Kosuke
Height: 179 cm Weight: 71 kg
Blood type: B
Hobbies: Games (Dating sims), soccer
Favorite foods: Ramen, Hamburg steak, curry
Favorite phrase: Event Horizon
Idol: Yukimura Shinya, Cristiano Ronaldo
Future goals: Game developer,
erect a bronze statue of Aika
**[02:09] Kanade**
Morning, Kosuke-kun.
**[02:11] Inukai**
'Sup?
**[02:12] Himuro**
I haven't seen you in a while.
Were you with your soccer club?
**[02:15] Inukai**
I already retired from that.
**[02:18] Inukai**
I've just been out enjoying
the nightlife a bit is all.
**[02:20] Inukai**
And you, my senpai, have you gotten all
fired up about any research lately?
**[02:23] Yukimura**
Perfect timing.
**[02:25] Yukimura**
Kosuke, I have a question for you.
**[02:27] Yukimura**
Are you in love with anyone?
**[02:32] Inukai**
That's a foolish question.
**[02:34] Inukai**
I'm a man who lives on love!
**[02:37] Inukai**
The number of women I've loved
is impossible to count.
**[02:40] Yukimura**
That's a great help.
**[02:42] Yukimura**
In that case, who are you
in love with currently?
**[02:46] Inukai**
Her name is Aika. My lover who
lives in a far, distant world.
**[02:50] Himuro**
A distant world...
***SIGN*** Love'
｛Kosuke love, Aika｝
**[02:52] Himuro**
What they call a "long-distance
relationship," then...
**[02:54] Yukimura**
And what proof leads you to determine
that you love this Aika?
**[02:58] Inukai**
Proof?
**[03:00] Inukai**
Hmm... Let's see...
**[03:02] Inukai**
Just being with her is fun,
and my heart feels like it's racing!
**[03:07] Inukai**
I suppose... that's what
people call "happiness."
**[03:12] Himuro**
*I understand, Kosuke-kun.*
**[03:15] Himuro**
* I feel the same way when*
* I'm with Yukimura-kun.*
**[03:18] Himuro**
*When I'm with him, everything is fun.*
**[03:20] Himuro**
*When I'm with him, my heart races.*
**[03:22] Himuro**
* These seem likely to be*
* the base conditions for love.*
**[03:28] Yukimura**
What else?
**[03:29] Yukimura**
If possible, something with a
numerical value would be preferred.
**[03:32] Inukai**
A numerical value?
**[03:35] Inukai**
Oh!
**[03:36] Inukai**
For Aika, I've ended up spending
a total of about 227,000 yen,
**[03:41] Inukai**
but that's only to be expected, isn't it?
**[03:44] Himuro**
*Two hundred twenty-seven... thousand yen?*
**[03:47] Himuro**
* The amount of money I've*
* spent on Yukimura-kun is...*
**[03:50] (Flashback) Himuro**
It's not like there's anyone else
giving you birthday presents, is there?
**[03:53] (Flashback) Yukimura**
You always say one thing too much.
**[03:55] Himuro**
* ...pretty much only the 728 yen*
* notebook I gave him last year.*
**[04:01] Himuro**
*Even if it is only one factor,*
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Love' ｛Kosuke love, Aika｝
**[04:03] Himuro**
*a simple calculation shows a 311.8-fold gap.*
***SIGN*** 311.8 times
**[04:06] Himuro**
*Is that how much stronger
Kosuke's feelings are?*
**[04:10] Kosuke**
Also, and this is obvious, too, but...
**[04:12] Kosuke**
Every night for the last
two years, without fail,
**[04:15] Kosuke**
I've held her in my arms.
**[04:17] Himuro**
*H-Held her...?*
**[04:19] Himuro**
*It can't be...*
**[04:21] Himuro**
* I've never once held Yukimura-kun*
* and fallen asleep with him...*
**[04:25] Himuro**
*Wait. I did.*
**[04:26] Himuro**
*It happened once.*
***SIGN*** Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝
***SIGN*** Love' ｛Kosuke love, Aika｝
**[04:28] Himuro**
*But, every night for more than two years?*
**[04:29] chibi Kousuke**
Hup!
**[04:31] Himuro**
*Which means, 365 x 2...*
**[04:34] Himuro**
*730 times!*
**[04:36] Himuro**
*The index of him holding her is
at least 730 times that of mine!*
***SIGN*** times*!!*
**[04:40] Himuro**
*Th-This can't be...*
**[04:43] Himuro**
* Several pieces of evidence lead me to*
* conclude that I might love Yukimura-kun, but...*
**[04:47] Himuro**
* Looking at it objectively,*
* I might have been mistaken.*
**[04:55] Himuro**
*Is this the true form of a person in love?*
**[04:58] Himuro**
* If you don't feel at least that much,*
* is it wrong to call it "love"?*
**[05:02] Ibarada**
When you say "Aika-chan,"
do you mean this girl?
***SIGN*** Rika Koi
Another
**[05:04] Inukai**
Ibarada! Where'd you come from?!
**[05:07] Inukai**
Give it back!
**[05:08] Ibarada**
You really do love your tsundere
characters, don't you, Torasuke?
**[05:11] Inukai**
Silence, Ibarada!
**[05:12] Inukai**
What do you know about my preferences?!
**[05:14] Ibarada**
Childhood "friends" who
can't get rid of each other.
**[05:17] Ibarada**
We've been together since we were kids.
**[05:19] Ibarada**
Do I really need to prove it at this point?
**[05:21] Kanade**
Oh! This character is Aika-chan, right?
**[05:24] Kanade**
She reminds me a little of Ibarada-senpai—
**[05:27] Inukai**
That's the version for the second
playthough! Blast! Did it autoplay?
**[05:31] Yukimura**
What? When you said you were in love,
you were talking about that thing?
**[05:34] Inukai**
Well... Um...
**[05:36] Yukimura**
Explain the preconditions
clearly and precisely.
**[05:42] Inukai**
Yeah! That's right!
**[05:44] Inukai**
Aika is a character from a gal game!
**[05:46] Inukai**
Of all the women I have loved in my life,
**[05:48] Inukai**
all of them are 2D!
**[05:49] Inukai**
And the 227,000 yen I spent was on this!
***SIGN*** Mashiro Aika 1/8 size figure ¥12,778
Mashiro Aika: cell phone strap ¥525
Mashiro Aika T-shirt ¥2,500
Mashiro Aika Body pillow cover ¥15,800
The amount of money spent to pull
Aika from the game collab event ¥127,200
Total ¥ 227,542
**[05:52] Inukai**
Without her body pillow,
I couldn't fall asleep, so...
**[05:55] Inukai**
All my interests have been exposed!
**[05:59] Ibarada**
Huh... So you did all that thinking
you were keeping it hidden?
**[06:02] (Flashback) Inukai**
You're beautiful as ever today, Aika.
**[06:06] Yukimura**
In InfoSci, it's not particularly unusual
to have otaku-type interests, is it?
**[06:09] Yukimura**
There's no need to hide it.
**[06:13] Inukai**
You say that,
**[06:15] Inukai**
but people who are satisfied with an offline
life stare at you like you're crazy.
**[06:18] Inukai; background**
Kiss...
**[06:19] Inukai**
And if you say that every morning you
give your pillow a good morning kiss...
**[06:23] Inukai**
most people freak out, like it's totally creepy!
**[06:25] Kanade**
*Well, yeah.*
***SIGN*** Rikakoi
**[06:27] Inukai**
I do understand.
**[06:28] Inukai**
Falling in love with a 2D character
is creepy. I know that much.
**[06:32] Yukimura**
Creepy?
**[06:34] Yukimura**
If you consider yourself a science-type,
**[06:36] Yukimura**
then do not make determinations based
on ridiculous emotional arguments.
**[06:40] Yukimura**
"Romance can only occur between two humans."
**[06:43] Yukimura**
There is no definition or
rule which states this.
**[06:46] Yukimura**
Human sexual orientation is diverse.
**[06:48] Yukimura**
There is no right or wrong in that.
***SIGN*** Pretty 2D Girl
**[06:51] Yukimura**
Game characters are
**[06:53] Yukimura**
a collection of attractive characteristics
creating the "ideal personality."
***SIGN*** Pigtails
***SIGN*** Cute
***SIGN*** Nice Figure
***SIGN*** Kind
***SIGN*** Pop Idol
**[06:57] Yukimura**
In other words, an icon or
idol, just like a pop idol.
***SIGN*** Nice Figure
***SIGN*** Cute
***SIGN*** Doesn't Poop
**[06:59] Yukimura**
Including the point that it's nearly
impossible that you would ever date them.
***SIGN*** Pretty Costume
**[07:04] Yukimura**
Which means...
**[07:05] Yukimura**
you saying you're in love with Aika,
**[07:07] Yukimura**
and any random person you
might find on the street saying,
**[07:09] Yukimura**
"I wanna date someone from AK*Beep*!"
are in essence the same thing.
**[07:13] Yukimura**
There is nothing strange about you!
**[07:18] Inukai**
*Amazing!*
**[07:19] Inukai**
* He's totally made a logical*
* affirmation of my interests!*
**[07:22] Inukai**
* Yukimura-senpai's science*
* powers truly are awesome!*
**[07:27] Inukai**
Thanks, Yukimura-senpai.
**[07:29] Inukai**
I feel like a load's been taken off my chest.
**[07:32] Inukai**
Now, I can once again live by
love as I have always done!
**[07:38] Inukai**
Aika!
**[07:41] Yukimura**
What's wrong, Himuro? Do you
have a refutation or something?
**[07:44] Himuro**
I don't know what to do. I might not
be in love with you, Yukimura-kun.
**[07:48] Yukimura**
What?
**[07:49] Yukimura**
How did you arrive at that conclusion?
**[07:51] Himuro**
If Kosuke-kun's love is close to the general
prerequisites for the condition,
***SIGN*** Love'
*｛A love, B｝ pillow
Index representing
the number of times
A has slept with a
pillow of B.*
***SIGN*** Love'
*｛A love, B｝ money
Index representing the amount of money A has spent on B.*
**[07:55] Himuro**
then I'm nowhere near reaching them.
**[07:57] Yukimura**
But, that's only if Kosuke
represents the norm!
**[08:07] Yukimura**
Kosuke.
**[08:08] Inukai**
Yes?
**[08:09] Yukimura**
I am making a retraction.
**[08:11] Yukimura**
You are strange!
**[08:12] Inukai**
What?!
**[08:13] Yukimura**
I said that loving a 2D character and
a famous person were the same,
**[08:16] Yukimura**
but there aren't many people who
would have a body pillow
**[08:18] Yukimura**
of a famous person they
love for over two years.
**[08:20] Inukai**
Wait, what about all that emotion
and determination I had just now,
**[08:23] Inukai**
Yukimura-senpai?!
**[08:24] Yukimura**
In a word, your love is excessive.
**[08:28] Inukai**
What?!
**[08:37] Kanade**
What's wrong, Himuro-senpai?
**[08:39] Himuro**
Nothing. I'm all right.
**[08:42] Himuro**
Kosuke-kun's "love" was deemed excessive,
**[08:45] Himuro**
so it isn't certain that my love,
which is less than his,
**[08:49] Himuro**
would be deemed as not
reaching normal levels...
**[08:51] Kanade**
D-Don't worry! Please, believe in yourself!
**[08:55] Kanade**
Come on, chin up. Let's go with that
dignity you always carry yourself with!
**[08:59] Himuro**
Th-Thank you, Kanade-chan.
**[09:06] Himuro**
A long, long time ago,
**[09:08] Himuro**
there was someone who said the same
things you say to me, Kanade-chan.
**[09:11] Kanade**
Said the same things?
**[09:13] Himuro**
I... used to get bullied.
**[09:17] Himuro**
Because I was the kind of child who
would spend all day studying pillbugs.
**[09:22] Kanade**
S-So, you've always been a science-type!
**[09:25] Kanade**
*Oh, man! Did I step on a land mine?*
**[09:27] Himuro**
But, you know...
**[09:29] Himuro**
I met someone, and I changed.
**[09:32] Himuro**
Someone whose name I don't know.
Someone I looked up to.
**[09:35] (Flashback) background**
You're going to make it again right?
**[09:38] (Flashback) background**
Well, in that case.
**[09:38] (Flashback) background**
I want to do it, too!
***SIGN*** poop
***SIGN*** bug girl
***SIGN*** poop
**[09:39] (Flashback) Background**
**[09:42] (Flashback) background**
What should we play?
**[09:45] (Flashback) Boy A**
Bug girl!
**[09:46] (Flashback) Boy B**
You're so gross!
**[09:48] (Flashback) Boy A**
She's looking this way!
**[09:49] (Flashback) Boy B**
Run away!
**[09:50] (Flashback) Boy A**
Run away!
**[09:53] (Flashback) boy; background**
Wait up!
***SIGN*** Saiyou Medical University Kounosu Medical Treatment Center
**[09:58] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro**
Right. Left. Right. Left.
**[10:03] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro**
I knew it!
**[10:13] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Researching a pillbug's tendency to switch
directions when reacting to stimulus, I see.
**[10:19] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
When pillbugs turn right at a corner,
they turn left at the next corner,
**[10:24] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
and they continue to alternate directions.
This is a trait they possess.
**[10:26] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
It is, indeed, quite interesting.
***SIGN*** baldy four-eyes nerd
**[10:31] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
It seems that you, like myself,
have set your sights on science.
**[10:38] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
What? What is it you want to say?
**[10:45] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Oh, this?
**[10:47] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
It's of an inferior level,
and the vocabulary is lacking.
***SIGN*** baldy four-eyes nerd
**[10:49] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Just infantile harassment of my incompetent
classmates. I pay it no mind.
**[10:55] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Always deal with things
calmly and intellectually.
**[10:59] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
That is what a science-type is, after all.
**[11:05] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro**
I... don't think... I can become like that...
**[11:11] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro**
I just...
**[11:12] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro**
I just like observing pillbugs
and stuff, that's all...
**[11:15] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro**
But everyone says I'm weird.
**[11:18] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro**
They say it's creepy.
**[11:21] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro**
They say they hate me...
that they don't need me...
**[11:25] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Are you stupid?
**[11:27] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Loving to observe plants and animals and
their interactions with their environment,
**[11:30] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
shows, without a doubt, that you possess the
same disposition toward science that I do.
**[11:36] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
This was published by MEXT.
The university entrance rate for 2005.
**[11:41] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
In any given year, the sciences
exhibit a high level of entrance.
**[11:45] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
And in recent years,
**[11:46] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
female acceptance rates have
begun to surpass those of males.
**[11:50] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
From this point, because their
overall numbers are low,
**[11:53] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
science girls will be needed more than ever.
**[11:55] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
That means that your future is rosy!
**[11:58] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Additionally, the fact that people
hate you is not the pillbugs' fault.
**[12:02] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
It's because you have a gloomy appearance!
**[12:05] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Psychologically speaking,
it's called a "halo effect"...
**[12:08] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
There is a tendency for physical appearance
**[12:08] (Flashback) creepy man**
Please... look...
**[12:10] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
to influence the way other
traits are perceived.
**[12:11] (Flashback) creepy man**
Pillbugs are fascinating...
**[12:13] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Your level of gloominess causes people's
perception of your observations to be negative.
**[12:14] (Flashback) nice young man**
Please, take a look.
**[12:15] (Flashback) nice young man**
Pillbugs have a very interesting
form of locomotion.
**[12:18] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Stand up!
**[12:19] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Cut your bangs!
**[12:20] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Get your physical appearance in order.
**[12:22] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
Keep your head up and always move forward
boldly, with beauty and dignity!
**[12:29] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura**
If you do, then a pillbug or two will
do nothing to overshadow that beauty.
**[12:37] Himuro**
I couldn't ask that boy
what his name was, but...
**[12:42] Himuro**
Like him, always intellectual and logical,
**[12:46] Himuro**
and above that, dignified,
a cool science-type...
**[12:49] Himuro**
I wanted to be like that one day.
**[12:52] Kanade**
Well, it seems you managed to do it.
**[12:54] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai, you're beautiful and
cool, exactly the way you described.
**[12:59] Himuro**
Thank you, Kanade-chan.
**[13:01] Himuro**
I feel I'm still only partway there.
**[13:03] Himuro**
I can't prove I'm in love.
**[13:06] Himuro**
Numerically, I fall far behind Kosuke-kun...
**[13:09] Himuro**
At this rate, I won't be able to face
the person who helped me, will I?
**[13:18] Yukimura**
What kind of unloveable brat was that?
**[13:21] Yukimura**
There's embarrassing,
but there should be limits.
**[13:25] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai...
**[13:27] Himuro**
I found him incredibly wonderful.
**[13:30] Yukimura**
When I was in elementary school,
I was in Kounosu, too.
**[13:33] Yukimura**
If I'd ever met him back then,
I'd have won any argument, no question.
**[13:36] Himuro**
I can't believe you'd ever
have beat him, Yukimura-kun.
**[13:41] Kanade**
I mean...
**[13:43] Kanade**
It's totally obvious that the kid
has to have been Yukimura-senpai!
**[13:46] Kanade**
Why can't these two figure that out?
**[13:49] Yukimura**
According to data from MEXT,
**[13:51] Yukimura**
the difference between science and
liberal arts entrance rates is 0.7%.
**[13:54] Yukimura; background**
This is not data which shows a
certain superiority in science.
**[13:55] Kanade**
* This means that Himuro-senpai*
* met this person 13 years ago.*
**[13:57] Yukimura; background**
The logic doesn't hold up.
**[13:59] Himuro; background**
Why are you competing with
an elementary schooler?
**[14:00] Kanade**
* She idolized Yukimura-senpai,*
* and turned out the way she is now.*
**[14:02] Himuro; background**
Besides, the important
thing in that presentation
**[14:03] Kanade**
* Then, without realizing it, she met him*
* again and fell in love with him again!*
**[14:04] Himuro; background**
wasn't how accurate the logic was,
**[14:06] Himuro; background**
it was how persuasive I found it.
**[14:08] Yukimura**
The burden of proof lies
with you, doesn't it?
**[14:08] Kanade**
*Would you two just get married already?!*
**[14:10] Himuro**
It's supposed to be joint
research, isn't it?
**[14:13] Kanade**
I have something I want
to say to the both of you.
**[14:16] Kanade**
The reason your research isn't progressing
is because what you're doing isn't normal.
**[14:21] Kanade**
Let's do what's normal.
**[14:24] Kanade**
Let's send the two of you on a date.
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
**[14:36] Inukai**
A date?
**[14:37] Ibarada**
A date, huh?
**[14:39] Kanade**
Normal is best, after all.
**[14:41] Kanade**
When people fall in love, the first thing they
do is go on dates to deepen their relationship.
**[14:45] Kanade**
That's normal, isn't it?
**[14:49] Yukimura**
You have a point.
**[14:51] Yukimura**
So, Kanade...
**[14:52] Yukimura**
What is the definition of a date?
**[14:54] Kanade**
*I knew this was coming!*
***SIGN*** Date: Definition 1
***SIGN*** Kanade Kotonoha's Example
**[15:04] Takahashi**
Kanade-kun.
**[15:06] Kanade**
Takahashi-sensei!
**[15:11] Kanade**
Hata-kun couldn't come after all.
**[15:14] Takahashi**
I suppose that can't be helped.
We'll be going with just us then.
**[15:17] Kanade**
Okay!
**[15:18] Takahashi**
The venue for the science and math
forum is a bit of a walk from here.
**[15:21] Kanade**
Okay.
**[15:24] Kanade**
* It's a club activity,*
* but I'm alone with him.*
**[15:29] Kanade**
* Is this a date? It is a*
* date, isn't it? Yeah.*
**[15:32] Kanade**
*He might not think of it that way,*
**[15:35] Kanade**
* but since we're a male and female*
* going out, just the two of us,*
**[15:37] Kanade**
*by my definition, it's a date!*
**[15:42] Kanade**
* O wind! Carry my feelings*
* so that he might know them!*
**[15:47] Kanade**
* Now, this moment, will forever*
* be held in my heart.*
**[15:51] Kanade**
*Just as flowers bloom, so will my love.*
**[15:56] Kanade**
*This wonderful time I spend with you...*
**[15:58] Kanade**
*Yes! Time as sweet as honey!*
**[16:04] Himuro**
Kanade-chan. What's wrong?
**[16:07] Kanade**
Apologies. I just remembered
something from my dark past.
**[16:11] Kanade**
But, well, a date is generally
**[16:13] Kanade**
something where a man and a woman
plan to do something together.
**[16:16] Inukai**
If it's a date, leave it to me,
**[16:18] Inukai**
to this man who lives by love.
**[16:21] Inukai**
Allow me to instruct you.
**[16:23] Inukai**
A date, you see, is...
***SIGN*** Date: Definition 2
***SIGN*** Inukai Kosuke's Example
**[16:29] Aika**
When you think of a date, it's
gotta be the amusement park, right?
**[16:32] Aika**
Let's go, Kosuke!
**[16:34] Inukai**
Sure.
**[16:34] Aika**
I can't believe you're
scared of roller coasters.
**[16:37] Inukai**
What?
**[16:38] Aika**
O-O-Of course I'm not scared!
**[16:40] Aika**
I'm just supporting you because
you're so freaked out!
**[16:43] Inukai**
I thought that might be it.
**[16:47] Aika**
Thank you, Kosuke.
**[16:50] Aika**
I'm glad we came together.
**[16:53] Inukai**
So am I.
**[16:55] Aika**
Kosuke.
**[16:57] Kanade**
Kosuke-kun.
**[16:58] Kanade**
You're talking about a game, aren't you?
**[17:01] Inukai**
What?! How could you tell?
***SIGN*** Aika
***SIGN*** "I'm glad we came..."
**[17:04] Ibarada**
There's no way this stupid otaku numskull
would know anything about real life dates.
**[17:09] Inukai**
Wha?
**[17:10] Ibarada**
Are you listening? This is what a date is...
***SIGN*** Date: Definition 3
***SIGN*** Ibarada Ena's Example
**[17:19] Yukimura**
Why did you invite me today?
**[17:22] Himuro-kun**
Well, why do you think?
**[17:33] Himuro-kun**
Are you afraid?
**[17:35] Yukimura**
Of course I'm not—
**[17:40] Inukai**
Hey!
**[17:41] Inukai**
Who the heck are you?
It's turned into a BL story!
**[17:45] Yukimura**
Who is this man?
**[17:47] Ibarada**
That's Himuro Ayami-kun.
**[17:49] Ibarada**
He pours his passion into his research.
A handsome science-type man.
**[17:52] Ibarada**
Sagittarius. Blood type O.
**[17:54] Ibarada**
Height, 186 cm. Weight, 70 kg.
**[17:57] Ibarada**
He sees shadows of his childhood friend
who died in his lab partner, Yukimura-kun.
**[18:03] Ibarada**
Even as he suffers pangs of conscience,
he can't stop his love from growing.
**[18:07] Ibarada**
But, not knowing whether they are feelings
**[18:10] Ibarada**
for the friend he lost or for
Yukimura-kun, he suffers alone.
**[18:14] Ibarada**
Then, when Yukimura-kun learns of
Himuro-kun's confusion and pain,
**[18:19] Ibarada**
he heads to the Okhotsk
in the dead of winter.
**[18:21] Inukai**
That set-up is unnecessarily long!
**[18:24] Kanade**
Though it seems not all are dissatisfied.
***SIGN*** Definition of "Date"
If a man and a woman go somewhere alone, it's pretty much a date.
***SIGN*** Generally, this includes meals, shopping, sight-seeing, watching movies,
amusement parks, other attractions, enjoying a night view, etc.
***SIGN*** Rather than the above-mentioned activities, using the activities
to mutually confirm emotions is said to be the primary objective.
***SIGN*** Specific Actions
***SIGN*** Destination 1 Ex: Amusement Park
***SIGN*** Haunted house When frightened by artificial ghosts, the other gender
exhibits often observed. Opportunity for close contact is also increased, and
***SIGN*** Coffee Cups It seems couples ride this
**[18:34] Yukimura**
Summarizing gives us this, at the moment.
**[18:37] Kanade**
There's so much stuff to do!
**[18:39] Inukai**
Well, we could probably add
another 20 to 30 items.
**[18:42] Inukai**
Considering it's us, we've held
back quite a bit, don't you think?
**[18:44] Kanade**
*Why is Kosuke-kun acting so cocky?*
**[18:48] Yukimura**
Very well.
**[18:49] Yukimura**
If those in a state of "love"
perform these actions,
**[18:54] Yukimura**
then this experiment is worth doing.
**[18:56] Himuro**
Let's begin planning immediately.
**[18:58] Kanade**
Yes. Good. Just like that. Please do!
***SIGN*** Cosmo Land
***SIGN*** Park Map
**[19:02] Himuro**
In order to visit every destination
in the most efficient manner,
**[19:06] Himuro**
we must construct the optimal
route for our date!
**[19:08] Kanade**
What?
**[19:09] Himuro**
The entrance is the start point
and there are 22 destinations.
**[19:13] Himuro**
Which order would be the
fastest, do you think?
**[19:16] Yukimura**
This is your area of
research, right, Kanade?
**[19:20] Kanade**
*The traveling salesman problem!*
***SIGN*** Traveling
Salesman Problem
**[19:24] Rikekuma**
The traveling salesman problem!
**[19:29] Rikekuma**
Or... the Traveling Salesman Problem!
**[19:34] Rikekuma**
It sounds cooler that way, doesn't it, bear?
**[19:38] Rikekuma**
In short, when a suspicious salesman wants
to go to 100 places to push his wares,
**[19:44] Rikekuma**
he wants to figure out
what route is the fastest.
**[19:46] Rikekuma**
That's what this problem is about, bear.
**[19:49] Rikekuma**
If you went and straight up
calculated every single course,
**[19:52] Rikekuma**
even if you used a supercomputer,
**[19:53] Rikekuma**
the number of years it'd take would
have about 140 zeros after it, bear.
**[19:57] Rikekuma**
It's a difficult problem with
no absolute correct answer.
**[20:01] Rikekuma**
Using specialist jargon to say it in
a cool way, it's "NP-hard," bear.
**[20:05] Rikekuma**
Which is why...
**[20:06] Rikekuma**
Many methods of solving it are currently
being researched, bear, but
**[20:09] Rikekuma**
this explanation is getting
to be too much work, bear.
**[20:12] Rikekuma**
If you want to know more,
then look it up yourself, bear!
**[20:17] Yukimura**
If the course is to be of practical use,
**[20:19] Yukimura**
then it should be perfectly
possible to calculate.
**[20:22] Kanade**
Um...
**[20:23] Kanade**
Is there really any need
to be that efficient?
**[20:27] Yukimura and Himuro**
This way...
**[20:27] Yukimura and Himuro**
This way...
**[20:28] Yukimura; simultaneous**
we can conduct more experiments!
**[20:28] Himuro; simultaneous**
we can go to more date spots!
**[20:31] Yukimura**
Distance.
**[20:33] both**
1,325.06.
**[20:36] Yukimura**
They're the same.
**[20:37] Himuro**
Which means this is the most
appropriate travel route.
**[20:40] Ibarada**
Yup. Too bad.
**[20:42] Ibarada**
Distance, 1,299.46.
**[20:46] Ibarada**
You two still have a long way to go.
**[20:48] Yukimura**
You little...! What method did you use?
**[20:51] Ibarada**
An angle adjusted tabu search.
**[20:53] Himuro**
Angles? Where did you find that?
**[20:55] Ibarada**
Well, it was a pretty minor paper.
**[20:59] Kanade**
All right, now.
**[20:59] Kanade**
We're moving on to the next stage!
**[21:02] Yukimura**
The next...?
**[21:03] Himuro**
What is that?
**[21:05] Kanade**
Now that the date plan has been decided,
**[21:07] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai, you need to officially
invite Himuro-senpai to go on a date with you!
**[21:13] Yukimura**
Is there any point to that action?
**[21:16] Yukimura**
We've already decided we're
doing the experiment.
**[21:19] Yukimura**
Right, Himuro?
**[21:23] Yukimura**
What?
**[21:24] Himuro**
Nothing. It's fine.
**[21:35] Yukimura**
Himuro...
**[21:37] Yukimura**
Um... you know...
**[21:40] Yukimura**
Would you...want to...
**[21:45] Yukimura**
go on a date with me?
**[21:54] Himuro**
What are you saying?
**[21:55] Himuro**
That's already definite.
**[23:34] Kanade**
Next time, Proof 4.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 4
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Going on a Date.
**[23:37] Kanade**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Going on a Date."
# E4 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Going on a Date.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X5PXVY/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-going-on-a-date)
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**[00:01] Aya**
Yuuichi!
**[00:03] Aya**
Sorry! Were you waiting long?
**[00:05] Yuuichi**
Don't worry. I just got here.
**[00:07] Yuuichi**
You look as lovely as ever today, Aya.
**[00:09] Aya**
Oh. Thank you.
**[00:11] Aya**
It's a new dress.
**[00:13] Yuuichi**
Well, let's go!
**[00:16] Kanade**
This is how a typical man
and woman go on a date.
**[00:20] Kanade**
And, on the other hand, you have...
**[00:28] Kanade**
This is how a non-typical, science-type
man and woman go on a date.
**[00:32] Yukimura**
You are 0.36 seconds late, Himuro.
**[00:35] Himuro**
That's just your opinion, Yukimura-kun.
**[00:38] Himuro**
The exact boundaries of our meeting place,
"in front of the Hachisuke statue,"
**[00:41] Himuro**
were not clearly defined.
**[00:43] Yukimura**
I can see that your impudence, at least,
is first-class as always today.
**[00:46] Himuro**
Why, thank you.
***SIGN*** ♥ Plan for Date with Yukimura
***SIGN*** Itinerary
***SIGN*** Meet in front of the Hachisuke statue at Higashiyono Station.
Proceed toward the Yono shopping district. Approx. 3 min 15 sec
**[00:49] Yukimura**
Now then.
**[00:50] Yukimura**
According to the date plan we
optimized yesterday...
**[00:53] Himuro**
After walking 3 minutes
and 15 seconds from here
**[00:56] Himuro**
we shop for 37 minutes
and 28 seconds. Correct?
**[00:59] Man A**
Where should we go?
**[01:01] Girl A**
Let's see...
**[01:04] Yukimura**
Let us begin our date!
**[01:06] Himuro**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
**[02:39] Background; girl**
What's going on...?
**[02:40] background; guy**
A hospital director going on rounds?
**[02:41] Kanade**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Proof 4
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Going on a Date.
**[02:45] Himuro**
Oh, Kanade-chan. What's wrong?
**[02:47] Yukimura**
Your duties here only include
observation and recording.
**[02:50] Yukimura**
Do not intervene in the date!
**[02:52] Inukai**
It's not like I particularly want to
interfere with your date, you know.
**[02:56] Kanade**
But there are just too many
things to call you out on.
**[02:59] Yukimura**
"Call us out"?
***SIGN*** ♥Plan for Date with Yukimura
***SIGN*** Itinerary
***SIGN*** Meet in front of the Hachisuke statue at Higashiyono Station
Proceed toward the Yono shopping district. Approx. 3 min 15 sec
**[03:00] Yukimura**
We are executing the date according to
the optimized plan we created yesterday.
**[03:05] Kanade**
Then, let me say just one thing.
**[03:07] Kanade**
Why are you wearing lab coats on a date?
**[03:10] Kanade**
We're going to go buy clothes! Clothes!
***SIGN*** minutes later.
**[03:18] Yukimura**
What happened to Himuro and Kanade?
**[03:20] Yukimura**
They're not back yet?
**[03:22] Inukai**
Doesn't seem like it.
They're taking forever.
**[03:24] Yukimura**
We can only stay here another
25 minutes and 08 seconds.
**[03:28] Yukimura**
At this rate, it will negatively impact
the next item on the schedule.
**[03:31] Yukimura**
Should we rework the schedule?
**[03:33] Yukimura**
We put in all that work to prepare it.
***SIGN*** minutes earlier.
***SIGN*** hours
***SIGN*** Date Experiment Protocol
***SIGN*** Himuro Ayame ・ Yukimura Shinya
***SIGN*** Itinerary
***SIGN*** Begin Date
***SIGN*** Begin Shopping Date
***SIGN*** Begin Lunch Date
***SIGN*** Begin Movie Appreciation Date
***SIGN*** Begin Amusement Park Date
**[03:41] Yukimura**
Right.
**[03:42] Yukimura**
That should do it for the date plan.
***SIGN*** Heart Rate Monitor
(With Blood Pressure Monitor)
**[03:46] Himuro**
The heart rate and blood pressure
monitor can be worn on the wrist.
***SIGN*** Sticker-type Thermometer
(Connects with Smartphones)
**[03:49] Himuro**
For body temperature, we'll use a sticker-type
thermometer with smartphone connectivity.
**[03:53] Yukimura**
Good.
**[03:54] Yukimura**
With those, we will be able to measure
our vitals while on the date.
**[03:57] Ibarada**
Data on your vitals might
be good for reference,
**[04:00] Ibarada**
but it's not going to give you
a decisive finishing blow.
**[04:01] Inukai; background**
Argh! Dang it!
**[04:03] Ibarada**
It'd be nice if you could collect
some other kind of data, too.
**[04:06] Yukimura**
True.
**[04:07] Inukai; background**
Okay! Yeah! Yeah!
**[04:08] Yukimura**
Simply running would cause
heart rate to increase.
**[04:12] Inukai**
Just a little more and I'd have had her!
**[04:13] Ibarada**
To put it in extreme terms, all you can
understand from it is that you're "excited."
**[04:17] Kanade**
That's true. Being in love is more
complicated than that, isn't it?
**[04:22] Ibarada**
What's this, Kanade?
Speaking from experience?
**[04:27] Kanade**
N-No! It's not like that!
**[04:30] Kanade**
But, how can I put it... It's...
**[04:33] Kanade**
It's sort of...
**[04:34] Kanade**
The person makes your heart skip a beat,
**[04:36] Kanade**
makes you happy,
**[04:38] Kanade**
makes you feel at ease,
**[04:39] Kanade**
and maybe a little uncertain.
**[04:41] Kanade**
You want to snuggle close a little.
**[04:43] Kanade**
You're filled with so many
different emotions...
**[04:48] Kanade**
A date with the person you love
goes something like that, right?
**[04:53] Himuro**
I see.
**[04:56] Himuro**
Number of times the other
person makes your heart skip.
***SIGN*** Times the other person
makes your heart skip.
***SIGN*** Times you feel happy.
**[04:58] Himuro**
Number of times you feel happy.
***SIGN*** Times you feel at ease.
**[05:00] Himuro**
Number of times you feel at ease.
**[05:02] Himuro**
Number of times you feel a little uncertain.
***SIGN*** Times you feel a little uncertain.
**[05:04] Himuro**
Number of times you want
to snuggle close a little.
***SIGN*** Times you want
to snuggle close a little.
***SIGN*** Measuring Emotions Counter
**[05:06] Himuro**
Let's count each of those
feelings and keep a record.
**[05:09] Yukimura**
That makes sense.
**[05:10] Kanade**
Oh. That's *that* thing.
**[05:12] Kanade**
The thing part-timers use
for measuring traffic flow.
**[05:14] Yukimura**
Wait.
**[05:15] Yukimura**
A counting app on our smartphones would
serve as a simple substitute, wouldn't it?
**[05:19] Himuro**
That's a good idea.
***SIGN*** Emotion Counter
***SIGN*** Times you feel happy.
***SIGN*** Times the other person makes your heart skip.
***SIGN*** Times you want
to snuggle close a little.
***SIGN*** Times you feel a little uncertain.
**[05:23] Yukimura**
Hmm... Would this count under
"feeling a little uncertain"?
**[05:28] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, sorry to keep you waiting.
**[05:30] Yukimura**
What took so long? You do realize we
are only here for 37 minutes and—
**[05:37] Himuro**
I didn't know what "date clothes" are,
so I had a hard time deciding.
**[05:41] Kanade**
Yes.
**[05:43] Himuro**
What... do you think?
**[05:47] Yukimura**
Well, I suppose it's all right.
***SIGN*** Times you find yourself captivated +1
***SIGN*** Times the other person
makes your heart skip +1
**[05:52] Himuro**
"At 10 minutes 36 seconds,
**[05:54] Himuro**
Yukimura observed Himuro in her date
outfit and hit the counter repeatedly."
**[05:57] Himuro**
Something like that should work
for the record, Kanade-chan.
**[06:00] Kanade**
Okay.
**[06:01] Yukimura**
I-It's not like that!
**[06:03] Yukimura**
I wasn't—
**[06:04] Inukai**
When you go look at the data later, it's
gonna be totally obvious anyway, you know.
***SIGN*** Times you feel happy +1
***SIGN*** Times your heart starts racing +1
***SIGN*** Times you feel happy +1
***SIGN*** Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
***SIGN*** Times your heart starts racing +1
***SIGN*** Times you feel happy +1
***SIGN*** Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
***SIGN*** Times you feel happy +1
***SIGN*** Times your heart starts racing +1
***SIGN*** Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
***SIGN*** Times your heart starts racing +1
***SIGN*** Times you feel happy +1
***SIGN*** Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
***SIGN*** Times you feel happy +1
***SIGN*** Times your heart starts racing +1
***SIGN*** Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
**[06:11] Yukimura**
In any case, we are running out of time.
**[06:13] Yukimura**
We will proceed with the
experiment without delay.
***SIGN*** Times your heart starts racing +1
***SIGN*** Times your heart starts racing +1
**[06:18] Yukimura**
W-We don't have time to do everything.
**[06:21] Himuro**
N-No, we don't.
***SIGN*** Experiment Procedure
***SIGN*** While choosing clothing, the female asks the male
"Which do you think is better?"
**[06:23] Himuro**
Then what about, "While choosing clothing,
**[06:26] Himuro**
the female asks the male,
'Which do you think is better?'"
**[06:29] Himuro**
Shall we try that one?
**[06:31] Yukimura**
I have no issue with that.
**[06:41] Himuro**
Between this and the last pair, which shoes
do you think are better, Yukimura-kun?
***SIGN*** Times you find yourself captivated +1
**[06:44] Yukimura**
Well, let's see...
***SIGN*** Times your eyes stray to her legs +1
**[06:49] Yukimura**
By which standard do you mean "better"?
**[06:52] Yukimura**
Function, fashion, cost, color engineering...
There are many different standards.
**[06:57] Kanade**
No one's talking about
anything that precise here!
***SIGN*** Cost
***SIGN*** Yukimura-kun's
inherent preferences
***SIGN*** Fashion
***SIGN*** Functionality
***SIGN*** Fig 1.1 Chart shows the degree of relative priority
in standards for choosing
between shoes a, b.
**[07:00] Himuro**
In terms of relative priority, I suppose
it would be something like this.
**[07:02] Kanade**
*It's gotten even more detailed!*
***SIGN*** Shoe a
***SIGN*** Shoe b
***SIGN*** Evaluation Index
***SIGN*** The higher the value, the better the shoe.
**[07:04] Yukimura**
Then we will use those relative priorities,
**[07:06] Yukimura**
and express the "goodness" of the
shoes as evaluation index E*(x)*.
***SIGN*** Evaluation Index of Shoe*x*
**[07:11] Yukimura**
With the relative priorities as the base,
**[07:13] Yukimura**
E*(x)* would be defined like this.
***SIGN*** Functionality index of Shoe*x*
**[07:15] Yukimura**
The functionality index of shoe times 0.4,
***SIGN*** Fashion index of Shoe*x*
**[07:17] Yukimura**
plus the fashion index of shoe times 0.25,
***SIGN*** Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe*x*
**[07:20] Yukimura**
plus my preference toward the shoe
times 0.2, plus the cost index times 0.15.
***SIGN*** Cost index of Shoe*x*
**[07:25] Yukimura**
The greater the resulting numerical
value, the better the shoe.
**[07:29] Himuro**
I see.
**[07:30] Himuro**
Well then, let's get to it.
**[07:31] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, which do you feel
an instinctive preference for?
**[07:34] Yukimura**
Hmm... I'd say "b."
***SIGN*** Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe a
***SIGN*** Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe b
**[07:36] Himuro**
Then, your preference index
towards A is 0, and B is 100.
**[07:41] Yukimura**
For the cost index, we can use the
inverse of the price as the base.
***SIGN*** Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
**[07:45] Yukimura**
And if we compare the evaluation
indexes of shoes a and b like this...
**[07:49] Himuro**
...it will become very apparent
which is the better shoe.
***SIGN*** Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
**[07:53] Himuro**
All that's left is how to determine the
functionality index and fashion index.
**[07:56] Yukimura**
If we conducted a survey on the street,
it would increase our objectivity, wouldn't it?
**[08:00] Himuro; fades to background**
When you consider the
credibility of the data,
**[08:01] Kanade**
* Seriously? Will I really have to keep*
* recording this inane data forever?*
**[08:02] Himuro; fades to background**
statistically speaking, we'd want
the answers of at least 385 people.
***SIGN*** Evaluation Index
**[08:07] Rikekuma**
Evaluation index!
**[08:10] Rikekuma**
Why do I have to explain
something this stupid, bear?
**[08:14] Rikekuma**
In short, you take stuff like functionality
and fashion power and combine them together,
***SIGN*** Functionality Index 65 Points
***SIGN*** Fashion Index 12 Points
**[08:17] Rikekuma**
and show how amazing the shoe
is out of 100. That's it, bear.
***SIGN*** Bear Preference Index 45 Points
**[08:21] Rikekuma**
Where you need to be careful
is the cost index, bear.
***SIGN*** Cost Index 2,340 Yen
**[08:23] Rikekuma**
Shoe prices can be all over the place, bear.
**[08:25] Rikekuma**
There wouldn't be any stupid humans thinking
they can just use the price as is, right, bear?
**[08:30] Rikekuma**
You have to perform something
called "normalization"
***SIGN*** Normalization hammer
**[08:33] Rikekuma**
and make sure the price's inexpensiveness is
expressed as something out of 100 points, bear.
***SIGN*** Functionality Index 65 Points
***SIGN*** Fashion Index 12 Points
***SIGN*** Bear Preference Index 45 Points
***SIGN*** Cost Index 73 Points
**[08:36] Rikekuma**
This is very similar to the famous
"deviation value" thing, bear.
**[08:40] Rikekuma**
There are a bunch of different
ways to normalize, bear.
**[08:43] Rikekuma**
If you want to know more, go study, bear.
**[08:47] Aya**
Hey, where should we go next?
**[08:49] Yuuichi**
Hmm... Let's see...
**[08:51] Yuuichi**
Ack!
**[08:53] woman**
Yuuichi?
**[08:54] woman**
Who is that woman?
**[08:56] Aya**
What?
**[08:57] Yuuichi**
Uh... Well... It's, um...
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** The female tells the male to say "ah"
and proceeds to feed him.
***SIGN*** The male says "let's go," takes the female's hand smartly,
and they continue walking in that manner,
holding hands.
**[09:12] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, say "ah."
**[09:17] Himuro**
How is it? Good?
**[09:19] Yukimura**
Yes. I have no issues with it.
**[09:21] Inukai**
11:13 AM. After the "ah," Yukimura begins
to sweat a little while chewing.
**[09:31] (Flashback) Ibarada**
A smartphone app's fine,
**[09:33] (Flashback) Ibarada**
but what're you going do about
recording the details of the events?
**[09:36] (Flashback) Kanade**
Since I'm the one who proposed it,
I'll take responsibility and do it myself.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Ibarada**
Kanade, doing it alone's going
to be a lot of work, you know.
**[09:42] (Flashback) Ibarada**
Torasuke. You're going, too.
**[09:47] (Flashback) Inukai**
You know, I'd really love to go,
**[09:50] (Flashback) Inukai**
but I've got plans to go on a date with Aika.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Ibarada**
You will go.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Ibarada**
Torasuke.
**[09:58] Inukai**
*Blast it!*
**[09:59] Inukai**
* Why can't I ever oppose that*
* pipsqueak female's orders?*
***SIGN*** Childhood Friends.
**[10:02] Inukai**
*Is it imprinting from when we were kids?*
**[10:05] (Flashback) Inukai; young**
Yay! Yay!
**[10:10] Inukai**
* Well, now that I'm here,*
* there's no use thinking about it anymore.*
**[10:13] Inukai**
* As a man who lives on love, I've gotta watch*
* over my senpai on their path of love!*
***SIGN*** The male says "let's go," takes the female's hand
smartly, and they continue walking in that manner,
holding hands.
**[10:19] Inukai**
*The next experiment is...*
**[10:20] Inukai**
*This one, huh?*
**[10:22] Inukai**
*Show us what a man you are, Yukimura-senpai!*
**[10:25] Yukimura**
*Heart rate and body temperature rising.*
**[10:28] Yukimura**
*Hands shaking terribly.*
**[10:30] Yukimura**
* The "ah" earlier has had*
* a tremendous effect...*
**[10:34] Yukimura**
*A-And next, we're supposed to hold hands?*
**[10:36] Inukai**
* Yukimura-senpai, this is a really important*
* flag showing the story splits here!*
***SIGN*** Take her hand.
***SIGN*** Take her hand.
***SIGN*** Don't take her hand.
***SIGN*** Don't take her hand.
**[10:48] Yukimura**
A problem has arisen, so we will
suspend the next experiment.
**[10:53] Yukimura**
Let's go.
**[10:53] Inukai**
*He chickened out!*
**[10:55] Inukai**
*Yukimura-senpai! That choice will...*
***SIGN*** Take her hand.
***SIGN*** Don't take her hand.
**[11:00] Himuro**
I see. I suppose it can't be helped.
**[11:04] Himuro**
This should be exact change.
Please take care of the check.
**[11:08] Himuro**
I'll go ahead and get in line for the bus.
**[11:12] Yukimura**
Yes. That would be very efficient.
**[11:20] Hoodlum A**
Ten minutes into the date, it came out
you were two-timing, so you got dumped?
**[11:24] Hoodlum A**
That's crazy!
**[11:25] Hoodlum B**
Yuuichi-kun, that's seriously lame.
**[11:28] Yuuichi**
Shut up already. How're you supposed
to prevent a coincidence like that?
**[11:32] Yuuichi**
Just watch. I'll land me
another one soon enough.
**[11:35] Hoodlum A**
Go on! Do it!
**[11:42] Yuuichi**
Let's see. Who should I target?
**[11:52] Hoodlum**
Whoa! That's one fine woman.
**[11:54] Hoodlum**
There's no way.
She's gotta have a man, I'm telling you.
**[11:57] Yuuichi**
High degree of difficulty,
**[11:59] Yuuichi**
but that uptight-looking type
usually gives in to a gentle push.
**[12:02] Yuuichi**
It's a go.
**[12:05] Himuro**
Why am I so irritated, I wonder.
**[12:08] Himuro**
For now, I'll just record it.
***SIGN*** Times I felt uncertain +1
***SIGN*** Times I felt irritated +1
**[12:12] Yuuichi**
Miss.
**[12:14] Yuuichi**
You alone? Would you like
to have tea with me?
**[12:17] Himuro**
I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry.
**[12:20] Yuuichi**
Then it'll only take a sec.
**[12:22] Himuro**
If you'll excuse me.
**[12:23] Yuuichi**
All I'm asking is 10 minutes.
**[12:25] Himuro**
All right.
***SIGN*** Reasons I Won't
Have Tea With You
**[12:27] Himuro**
I will explain why I will not have tea with
you in a way that will be easily understood.
***SIGN*** Assessment of Primary Factors in Not Going To Tea With You
***SIGN*** Distrust of You,
Personally
***SIGN*** Risk Associated with
Lowbrow Manner of Approach
***SIGN*** Current State
of Urgency
***SIGN*** Instinctive Dislike
***SIGN*** High-pressure Cold Calling
Door-to-door Soliciting
***SIGN*** All Plans Currently
in Progress
**[12:33] Himuro**
Split generally, the reasons
fall into three categories.
**[12:36] Himuro**
54% of the primary factors fall under
my current state of urgency, however,
**[12:40] Himuro**
here, I will detail the distrust
I have of you, personally.
***SIGN*** Detailed Analysis of My Distrust of You, Personally
***SIGN*** Failure to consider
the feelings of others
***SIGN*** Persistent solicitation in spite
of rejection over n times
***SIGN*** Acquiescence to pick-up lines
**[12:45] Himuro**
Regardless of my rejection of you,
**[12:46] Himuro**
you persist in your solicitation,
which, amongst other things,
**[12:49] Himuro**
renders your striking lack of appeal
as a human being quite obvious.
**[12:53] Himuro**
Also, it is possible that
you are in violation of the
**[12:54] Yuuichi**
*I've tried to pick up a lot of girls in my time,*
**[12:57] Himuro**
Minor Offenses Act and
anti-nuisance ordinances.
**[12:57] Yuuichi**
* but this is the first time I've*
* ever been rejected this way.*
**[12:59] Himuro**
You could even be called a "de facto
standard of pick-up line artists."
**[13:01] Yuuichi**
*I'm not exactly sure why, but... I'm sorry.*
**[13:05] Hoodlum A**
Would ya look at that?!
**[13:07] Hoodlum B**
So lame!
**[13:09] Yuuichi**
Shut up! It's not over yet!
**[13:11] Himuro**
That's the end of my explanation.
If you understand, then hurry and—
**[13:14] Yuuichi**
You've got it all wrong!
My motives are pure!
**[13:18] Himuro**
What...?
**[13:18] Yuuichi**
Seriously. It was love at first sight!
The second I saw you, I fell in love!
**[13:23] Yukimura**
Hey.
**[13:24] Yuuichi**
Huh?
**[13:26] Yukimura**
Do not touch that woman.
**[13:28] Yukimura**
You subgenus of chimpanzees.
**[13:36] Yukimura**
Let's go.
***SIGN*** Times you thought "you chickened
out earlier, and now this!" +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "what took you so long?" +1
***SIGN*** Times you wanted to cry +1
***SIGN*** Times you were scared +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "it took you long enough to take my hand." +1
***SIGN*** Times you felt relieved +1
**[13:46] Himuro**
It took you long enough!
**[13:49] Yukimura**
Sorry.
**[13:50] Yuuichi**
Hold on.
**[13:52] Yuuichi**
Who're you? You her boyfriend or something?
**[13:55] Yukimura**
No, I'm not.
**[13:56] Yuuichi**
Then this has nothing to do with you, does it?
**[13:58] Yuuichi**
Stop getting in the way
of other people's love.
**[14:00] Yukimura**
I see.
**[14:02] Yukimura**
You love this woman?
**[14:04] Yukimura**
In that case, I have a question.
**[14:06] Yukimura**
Upon what basis did you
determine you were in love?
**[14:08] Yuuichi**
Huh?
**[14:09] Yukimura**
What is it you love? What emotion
led you to make that determination?
**[14:12] Yukimura**
What reason can you provide
as objective proof?
**[14:15] Yuuichi**
You don't need a reason to fall in love!
**[14:18] Yukimura**
Of course you need a reason!
**[14:21] Yukimura**
Never base decisions on supposition!
**[14:24] Yukimura**
Her good points and bad points. The varied
evidence which makes me find her desirable.
**[14:29] Yukimura**
The measurement of my heart rate,
**[14:30] Yukimura**
body temperature, and other
vitals when we are together!
**[14:32] Yukimura**
I have assembled all of this data and even
I am unable to prove that I love her!
**[14:37] Yukimura**
The likes of you could never so
casually declare your love for her!
**[14:49] Yukimura**
We have no time to waste on animals
who have cast aside reason.
**[14:53] Yukimura**
Let's go.
**[14:55] Hoodlum A**
Animals?
**[15:02] Yukimura**
*What have I done? I was far too emotional.*
***SIGN*** Times you thought her estimation of you fell +1
**[15:05] Yukimura**
* I'm sure that Himuro must*
* think less of me now.*
***SIGN*** Times you thought he was super cool +1
**[15:08] Himuro**
*I can't take it! He's just so cool!*
**[15:13] Yuuichi**
What's with those two?
**[15:15] Inukai**
Seriously. Those guys are crazy.
**[15:18] Inukai**
But, we kinda respect them for it.
That's what you call "science-types."
**[15:23] Yuuichi**
What is with you people?
**[15:28] Inukai**
That's right! This is an amusement park!
**[15:31] Inukai**
It's crawling with legions of IRL-ers!
**[15:33] Inukai**
It's the perfect place to close
out a date! A land of dreams!
**[15:36] Inukai**
This'll close the distance between
them big time, no prob, for certain!
**[15:41] Kanade**
Kosuke-kun, you see that and you
can really still think that way?
**[15:44] Yukimura**
One revolution takes about 20 seconds?
**[15:46] Himuro**
When I used my watch to
measure, it took 24 seconds.
**[15:50] Himuro**
Which means that the angular
velocity would be about ω=π/6.
**[15:53] Yukimura**
And the distance traveled in one revolution
of the merry-go-round would be about 22 meters.
**[15:58] Himuro**
The value of mrω squared would be...
**[16:00] Inukai**
Getting closer...
**[16:01] Inukai**
You think it's possible?
**[16:02] Kanade**
Nope.
***SIGN*** Experiment 4.2.3
***SIGN*** Roller Coaster Date
**[16:06] Himuro**
Listen closely, Yukimura-kun.
**[16:08] Himuro**
When a roller coaster wants to travel
around a loop with a radius "r,"
**[16:11] Himuro**
from a physics perspective,
**[16:13] Himuro**
as long as it takes off from a point
5/2r in height, everything's fine.
***SIGN*** Won't Fall
**[16:16] Yukimura**
That's only if you don't take friction
and air resistance into account!
***SIGN*** Velocity
***SIGN*** Wind
Resistance
***SIGN*** Friction
**[16:20] Yukimura**
In practical application, you require
a greater height than that!
**[16:23] Himuro**
My, my. Are you that scared?
**[16:25] Yukimura**
N-No.
**[16:26] Yukimura**
I was just verifying the soundness
of the safety of this is all.
**[16:32] Himuro**
Then... should we hold hands?
**[16:35] Himuro**
If we hold hands, then our mass, m,
becomes the combined mass of two people.
***SIGN*** Times you wanted to hold hands +1
**[16:40] Himuro**
Which means that the centrifugal force
of mrω squared would increase...
**[16:44] Yukimura**
That's true. Our chances of falling
from the loop would decrease.
***SIGN*** Times you wanted to hold hands +1
**[16:58] Inukai**
Nice effort...
**[17:01] Yukimura**
Himuro!
**[17:01] Yukimura**
Thinking about it rationally, holding hands
wouldn't change the combined mass!
**[17:05] Himuro**
I was flustered, too, you know.
**[17:07] Himuro**
And you sounded convinced, Yukimura-kun.
**[17:10] Kanade**
Also, not that it matters, but why did you
suddenly switch back to wearing lab coats?
**[17:16] Yukimura**
You're right.
**[17:17] Himuro**
We put them on without thinking...
**[17:19] Kanade**
* Are they shape memory*
* lab coats or something?*
***SIGN*** Experiment 4.2.7
***SIGN*** Haunted House Date
**[17:26] Himuro**
Incidentally, Yukimura-kun,
do you believe in ghosts and things?
**[17:30] Yukimura**
A foolish question.
**[17:32] Yukimura**
Most supernatural phenomena can
be explained scientifically.
**[17:35] Yukimura**
Plasma emitting electromagnetic radiation.
**[17:37] Yukimura**
Pareidolia, the phenomena of
seeing three dots as a face...
**[17:41] Yukimura**
Even experiments to artificially create
ghosts for detection have succeeded.
**[17:46] Himuro**
True.
**[17:48] Himuro**
However...
**[17:49] Himuro**
It isn't as though science has explained
everything in the universe.
**[17:53] Himuro**
With so much as yet unknown, if things
like spirits really did exist,
**[17:56] Himuro**
it wouldn't be so strange, would it?
**[17:58] Yukimura**
I take your point.
**[18:00] Yukimura**
Even now, this world overflows
with mysteries to be solved.
**[18:03] Yukimura**
That's what you're saying.
**[18:04] Kanade**
Excuse me. Please move forward already.
***SIGN*** Experiment 4.2.8~17
***SIGN*** Other Stuff!
**[18:17] Yukimura**
Go!
***SIGN*** Experiment 4.2.18
***SIGN*** Ferris Wheel Date
**[18:48] Inukai**
Finally made it to the Ferris wheel, huh?
**[18:50] Kanade**
Looks like we might just be able
to complete the whole plan.
**[18:53] Kanade**
Let's see... The experiment here is...
***SIGN*** On a Ferris wheel painted by rays of the setting sun,
the two are enveloped by a romantic mood and
are called to act
***SIGN*** According to Ibarada, Inukai, et al (2016), the Ferris wheel on an amusement park date
In terms of time, the ideal would be sunset or a time when a night view can be observed,
**[18:58] Yukimura**
On a Ferris wheel painted
by rays of the setting sun,
**[19:00] Yukimura**
the two are enveloped by a romantic
mood and are called to act.
**[19:05] Kanade**
Kosuke-kun, what is this?
**[19:07] Inukai**
It means the two happily join as one.
**[19:11] Kanade**
How does that fall under
"stuff that happens on a date"?
**[19:13] Inukai**
Huh? Aren't Ferris wheels places where
stuff like this and you-know-what happen?
**[19:18] Inukai**
It's been like that on the dates I've been on.
**[19:20] Inukai**
But still, I mean...
**[19:22] Inukai**
See? Doesn't it look like
they're holding each other?
**[19:25] Inukai**
And the Ferris wheel is creaking and stuff.
**[19:27] Kanade**
You're kidding!
**[19:28] Himuro**
"Called to act"? What does
that mean, I wonder?
**[19:32] Yukimura**
Kosuke must have mistyped it.
**[19:34] Yukimura**
There must have been a word he missed
indicating the type of behavior.
**[19:37] Himuro**
I understand.
**[19:39] Himuro**
Incidentally, Yukimura-kun...
**[19:41] Himuro**
are you scared?
**[19:42] Yukimura**
What are you saying, Himuro?
**[19:44] Himuro**
Given everything, it seems
you're a bit of a scaredy cat.
**[19:46] Yukimura**
You're the one who grabbed on to me, Himuro.
**[19:48] Himuro**
It's easier to read the itinerary this way.
**[19:51] Kanade**
*Yeah. There's no way, is there?*
**[19:54] Kanade**
*I mean, given it's those two,*
**[19:56] Kanade**
* I'm not even sure they could manage a*
* "romantic mood" in the first place.*
**[19:59] Kanade**
*As long as this all ends well, then...*
**[20:03] Himuro**
Is this...?
**[20:05] Yukimura**
To put it plainly, it is something
which can be defined as a "present."
**[20:10] Himuro**
Th-Thank you.
**[20:12] Yukimura**
Open it.
**[20:14] Yukimura**
I bought it while you and Kanade
were off buying clothes.
**[20:19] Yukimura**
Of the things I thought might suit you...
***SIGN*** 1\b1\pos(320,18)\bord2\3c&HFFFFFF&\fs20}H(x)*= First Impression index x 0.5
+ Shape index x 0.2
+ Color index x 0.16
**[20:22] Yukimura**
I selected 17 items and defined the
"Agrees with Himuro" index as H(x).
**[20:26] Yukimura**
The item with the highest
numerical result is that one.
**[20:30] Yukimura**
I don't believe something like
that will be sufficient,
**[20:32] Yukimura**
but it's thanks for today.
**[20:35] Yukimura**
As you can see from this,
**[20:37] Yukimura**
I intended, under the guidance
of romance expert Kosuke,
**[20:40] Yukimura**
to develop the perfect plan, but...
**[20:43] Yukimura**
Well, how can I put it...
**[20:44] Yukimura**
I have no experience with this.
**[20:46] Yukimura**
It's possible that I haven't even met
the base conditions of a "date."
**[20:50] Yukimura**
If... you are not satisfied
with the results, Himuro...
**[20:54] Yukimura**
then... I apologize.
**[20:58] Himuro**
True.
**[20:59] Himuro**
I'm not sure we met the
base conditions of a date.
**[21:04] Himuro**
However...
**[21:05] Himuro**
what we believe in is numbers, isn't it?
**[21:10] Himuro**
Here.
**[21:11] Himuro**
This is the number of times I was happy
and the number of times I had fun today.
**[21:11] ---**
Times I was happy
+ Times I had fun
**[21:15] Himuro**
In total, 1925 times.
**[21:18] Himuro**
It's an exponential increase.
**[21:20] Himuro**
And even now, in this moment, too.
**[21:26] Yukimura**
Without something to
compare those numbers to,
**[21:28] Yukimura**
there's no way to tell if they're high or low.
**[21:31] Himuro**
In that case, these sample numbers...
**[21:34] Yukimura**
We'll need to get more, right?
**[21:39] Yukimura**
The experiment is done. We're pulling out.
**[21:42] Inukai**
Gotcha.
**[21:43] Kanade**
You must be tired. Good work.
**[21:45] Kanade**
Um, was it romantic, like it was
supposed to be in the plan?
**[21:52] Himuro**
That's a secret.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 5
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
**[23:35] Inukai**
Next time, proof 5!
**[23:37] Inukai**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
so They Tried Holding a Meeting."
# E5 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJGPJMR/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-holding-a-meeting)
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**[00:02] High school girl**
*Wah! I'm late! I'm late!*
**[00:07] High school girl**
* Oh, honestly! Over-sleeping*
* because my alarm clock broke!*
**[00:09] High school girl**
* It's still morning, and*
* nothing has gone right!*
**[00:12] High school girl**
* With all this, if I don't run into*
* my soulmate when I turn that corner...*
**[00:16] High school girl**
*Nothing else can make up for it!*
**[00:23] High school girl**
Ow...
**[00:25] High school girl**
Huh?
**[00:29] Yukimura**
Apologies. Are you all right?
**[00:33] High school girl**
*An intelligent, cool guy...*
**[00:35] High school girl**
*Is this...? Could it be? Could it be?*
**[00:38] High school girl**
*Destiny...?*
**[00:43] High school girl**
Oh! Why did the jam side, of all
things, have to land on my uniform?
**[00:48] High school girl**
I've been so unlucky! Super disastrous!
What is this, a curse?
**[00:52] Yukimura**
That would be incorrect.
**[00:54] Yukimura**
Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
**[00:57] Yukimura**
Things like, "Why, when you drop a piece
of toast, does it land jam-side down?"
**[01:02] Yukimura**
"Anything that can go wrong, will go
wrong." It is a law in a humorous sense.
**[01:07] Yukimura**
However, an English researcher named Robert
Matthews offered this counter-argument.
**[01:12] Yukimura**
He said that if you drop a piece of toast from
a table approximately one meter in height,
***SIGN*** Jam
***SIGN*** Toast
**[01:16] Yukimura**
the chances of the toast landing
jam-side down are high.
***SIGN*** of rotation when falling
would cause it to land
jam-side down.
**[01:19] Yukimura**
And he proved it using physics.
**[01:23] Yukimura**
Which means that the result is
perfectly natural, scientifically.
**[01:28] Yukimura**
You are not unlucky.
Enjoy your high school life.
**[01:36] High school girl**
*What's with that nerd?*
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Proof 5
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
**[03:11] Ibarada**
Is someone presenting today?
**[03:13] Yukimura**
Himuro and I.
**[03:15] Yukimura**
We're presenting the research
we've been conducting.
**[03:17] Himuro**
Our B4s should present sometime soon, too.
**[03:20] Ibarada**
Torasuke, you haven't been
reading papers, have you?
**[03:24] Ibarada**
The professor's gonna strangle you to death.
**[03:27] Inukai**
H-He wouldn't really kill me...
**[03:31] Kanade**
* Today is the day all of the researchers*
* gather to hold a meeting!*
**[03:36] Kanade**
They're held every other Wednesday,
**[03:39] Kanade**
and Ikeda Lab meetings usually
go something like this.
**[03:42] Rikekuma**
Well, let's get the meeting started, bear.
**[03:45] Kanade**
The meeting starts at 9 AM.
**[03:48] Kanade**
First, the professor makes announcements.
**[03:50] Rikekuma**
Next month, we're going on a trip to
Brisbane to make presentations, bear!
**[03:54] Rikekumas; background**
This and that. This and that.
Somehow or other.
**[03:54] Kanade**
Then, those who want to present
the findings of their research.
**[03:58] Rikekumas; background**
Talk. Talk. Talk.
**[03:58] Kanade**
When the presentation
finishes, we discuss it.
**[04:01] Kanade**
And once all the presentations
are done, the meeting is closed.
**[04:04] Rikekuma**
Thanks, everyone, bear.
**[04:07] Himuro**
The professor is rather late, isn't he?
**[04:09] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, you called him, didn't you?
**[04:11] Kanade**
Oh, yes. He said he'd come right away.
**[04:13] Ibarada**
He's sleeping. Gotta be.
**[04:16] Kanade**
Sleep? But he was awake five minutes ago...
**[04:20] Ibarada**
Professor.
**[04:23] Ikeda**
Eek! That's...
**[04:25] Kanade**
*What's going on in there?*
**[04:31] Ikeda**
I'm so sorry about that!
**[04:33] Ikeda**
The sunlight was so warm,
I started drifting off...
**[04:34] ---**
Saitama University
Mathematics and Information Sciences
Professor Ikeda Kashin
Height: 185 cm Weight: 102 kg
Blood type: A
Hobbies: Triathlons, Free Climbing
Favorite foods: Protein, Alcohol
Favorite phrase: Accomplished in study and athletics
Looks up to: Taniyama Michiya, Kuze Takaomi
Goals: Own and operate a café
**[04:37] Kanade**
*He really was asleep.*
**[04:39] Ikeda**
Well, shall we start the meeting?
**[04:44] Kanade**
Um... With that, we'll start today's meeting.
**[04:48] Kanade**
Professor, do you have any announcements?
**[04:51] Ikeda**
Yes.
**[04:53] Ikeda; background**
As it is now June,
**[04:54] Kanade**
* This is the master of the*
* lab, Professor Ikeda!*
**[04:55] Ikeda; background**
those who have not yet presented their
research should do so soon, please.
**[04:57] Kanade**
* He's a little scary when he's angry,*
* but he's a very kind teacher.*
**[05:01] Ikeda**
Also, it's been decided that
**[05:03] Ikeda**
we will hold a four university joint
training camp again this summer.
**[05:06] Ikeda**
It will be August...
What were the dates again?
**[05:10] Ibarada**
From the 19th to the 21st.
**[05:12] Ikeda**
Yes! That's right. Thank you.
**[05:14] Ikeda**
Having you around is such
a great help, Ibarada-kun.
**[05:18] Ibarada**
You're quite welcome.
**[05:20] Kanade**
*Professor Ikeda can be a little absentminded.*
**[05:23] Kanade**
* Ibarada-senpai often helps*
* with the follow up.*
**[05:26] Ikeda**
The undergraduates will be presenting there,
**[05:28] Ikeda**
so our B4s, Kanade-kun and Kosuke-kun,
**[05:31] Ikeda**
will need to decide on their
research themes by summer.
**[05:34] Inukai**
Gulp!
**[05:35] Ikeda**
Kanade-kun, I heard that you
were interested in TSP,
**[05:39] Ikeda**
so I gave you papers on the subject.
What did you think of them?
**[05:42] Kanade**
I'm still only partway through
the second one, but...
**[05:45] Kanade**
I'm finding it difficult.
**[05:47] Ikeda**
Well, that is how it is in the beginning.
**[05:50] Rikekuma**
TSP!
**[05:53] Rikekuma**
TSP is another way of referring to the
traveling salesman problem!
**[05:57] Rikekuma**
I've already explained what it is,
bear, so if you want to know,
**[06:02] Rikekuma**
go back and watch episode 3 or read the
first volume of the original work, bear.
**[06:05] Rikekuma**
So, today's term of the day, is this!
**[06:08] Riekuma**
B4!
**[06:10] Rikekuma**
This is the mysterious word that Professor
Ikeda used with Kanade and the others, bear.
**[06:14] Rikekuma**
It's a designation for school years
often used in research labs, bear.
**[06:18] Rikekuma**
In English, an undergrad degree
is called a Bachelor's.
***SIGN*** Undergraduates
**[06:20] Rikekuma**
You use the first letter of that word, "B."
**[06:24] Rikekuma**
So, B4 is a 4th year undergraduate student.
***SIGN*** 4th year undergrad student
***SIGN*** Graduate courses
**[06:28] Rikekuma**
Above that, you have the
"M" from "Master's."
**[06:31] Rikekuma**
Himuro and Yukimura are both first-year
grad students, so they're M1s.
***SIGN*** 1st year graduate student
**[06:34] Rikekuma**
Ibarada would be an M2, bear.
***SIGN*** 2nd year graduate student
**[06:38] Rikekuma**
Once you've completed your graduate degree,
you attain the title of "Master," bear.
**[06:44] Rikekuma**
Study hard and become masters like those
knights from a galaxy far, far away,
**[06:48] Rikekuma**
and lose yourself in a vortex
of destruction and despair, bear.
**[06:52] Ikeda**
And you, Kosuke-kun?
**[06:54] Ikeda**
Did you find anything you liked
in the papers I gave you?
**[06:59] Inukai**
I really do want to read those papers,
**[07:02] Inukai**
but you could say,
my woman just won't let me go.
***SIGN*** Aika
***SIGN*** "Studying or me? Which is more important?"
**[07:06] Aika**
*Honestly! Studying or me?
Which is more important?*
**[07:10] Ikeda**
You haven't read them at all?
**[07:12] Inukai**
'S right!
**[07:13] Ikeda**
Not a single page?
**[07:15] Inukai**
'S right.
**[07:16] Ikeda**
Not a single word?
**[07:19] Inukai**
'S right...
**[07:21] Ikeda**
Kosuke-kun...
**[07:26] Ikeda**
Aika-chan is very charming,
**[07:29] Ikeda**
but let's do those assignments which
we are meant to do, shall we?
**[07:33] Ikeda**
Do you understand?
**[07:35] Inukai**
I'm sorry!
**[07:38] Kanade**
* Professor Ikeda excels in*
* both study and athletics, so*
**[07:41] Kanade**
* when he gets angry, his muscles tend*
* to get a little bigger, but...*
**[07:43] Ikeda; background**
Oops! I pulverized my pen again.
**[07:44] Kanade**
*he's usually a very kind teacher.*
**[07:47] Ibarada**
Here's your spare.
**[07:49] Kanade**
Well, then... Let's resume the meeting.
**[07:53] Kanade**
If anyone has a presentation,
please go ahead.
**[07:57] Yukimura**
Professor, I'd like to present.
**[08:01] Ikeda**
What's this? A joint presentation
with Himuro-kun, is it?
**[08:06] Ikeda**
It was a polynomial time reduction last time.
**[08:08] Ikeda**
I'm excited to see how much
progress you've made.
**[08:12] Yukimura**
First, if you'd please take
a look at figure 1.1.
***SIGN*** We're for
***SIGN*** realz ♥
***SIGN*** Fig 1.1: During Date Experiment
**[08:18] Yukimura**
This figure shows the circumstances during
the date experiment we conducted recently.
**[08:22] Ikeda**
U-Um... I did think you
got along well, but...
**[08:26] Ikeda**
You two are in that kind
of relationship, are you?
**[08:29] Himuro and Yukimura**
No, we are not.
**[08:30] Himuro**
The genesis of this lies in events
of the other day when I...
**[08:35] Himuro**
...and so this date is
one of many experiments
**[08:38] Himuro**
we conducted in regards to
the many types of romance.
**[08:41] Ikeda**
Ah... I-I see...
**[08:43] Yukimura**
I will upload the detailed
data to our local server.
**[08:46] Himuro**
After a casual examination of the data,
**[08:49] Himuro**
the experiment which garnered
the greatest results was...
***SIGN*** Fig 4: Emotional Changes Over Time
***SIGN*** Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
**[08:53] Himuro**
During the date experiment, at 2:22:42 PM,
**[08:57] Himuro**
"I have assembled all of this data
**[09:00] Himuro**
and even I am unable
to prove that I love her!"
**[09:04] Himuro**
"The likes of you could never so
casually declare your love for her!"
**[09:07] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun was heard
screaming these things.
**[09:11] Himuro**
During that time,
my highest heart rate of the day,
**[09:14] Himuro**
with a momentary high of
162 bpm, was recorded.
**[09:17] Kanade**
* Why is she talking like she's*
* giving TV viewership ratings?*
**[09:22] Yukimura**
Himuro, you little...
**[09:23] Yukimura**
Is it really necessary to write
out every single word I said?
**[09:27] Himuro**
Well, if I don't, it doesn't accurately
convey the conditions, does it?
**[09:30] Yukimura**
In that case, I've got a
few thoughts of my own.
***SIGN*** Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
***SIGN*** Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
**[09:34] Yukimura**
My highest heart rate was recorded here.
**[09:38] Yukimura**
6:47 PM.
**[09:40] Yukimura**
On the Ferris wheel, with the sunset
in the background, Himuro...
**[09:43] Yukimura**
"This is the number of times I was happy
and the number of times I had fun today."
**[09:46] Yukimura**
"In total, 1925 times."
**[09:48] Yukimura**
"It's an exponential increase."
**[09:51] Yukimura**
"And even now, in this moment, too."
...is what she said.
**[09:57] Kanade**
You're killing us over here, too!
**[09:59] Yukimura**
"It was in this situation...
**[10:02] Yukimura**
where my highest heart rate
of the day was recorded"...
**[10:07] Ikeda**
And this... is your presentation?
**[10:12] Ikeda**
Yukimura-kun.
**[10:13] Ikeda**
What about your polynomial time reduction?
**[10:17] Yukimura**
My deepest apologies.
**[10:19] Yukimura**
I am planning to pursue that separately.
**[10:21] Yukimura**
But as I determined this to be
the more pressing problem...
**[10:27] Ikeda**
You're right! This research
topic seems super interesting!
**[10:31] Kanade**
*He's okay with it!*
**[10:31] Inukai**
*Huh?*
**[10:33] Yukimura**
I knew you would say that, Professor!
**[10:37] Ikeda**
Wow. The base conditions of love, is it?
**[10:41] Ikeda**
When I married my wife,
this never even occurred to me.
**[10:45] Ikeda**
Have you thoughts on future prospects?
**[10:48] Yukimura**
Based on the sampling,
**[10:50] Yukimura**
a large-scale control experiment.
***SIGN*** Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
**[10:53] Yukimura**
To determine the base conditions of love,
we need to gather as much data as possible,
***SIGN*** Love A
***SIGN*** Love B
***SIGN*** Love C
***SIGN*** Love D
***SIGN*** Love E
***SIGN*** General "Love"
**[10:57] Yukimura**
so that we can find the average.
***SIGN*** Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
**[11:00] Yukimura**
As an example, this experiment.
***SIGN*** Times your heart raced +22
Times you felt happy+12
Times your hands shook +2
Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
**[11:03] Yukimura**
Given the circumstances in the picture,
***SIGN*** Times your heart raced +16
Times you felt happy +8
Times you thought the other person was cute +22
Times you had fun +12
Times you thought it tasted good +2
Times you wished you could take a picture +2
**[11:04] Yukimura**
we investigated the information on our
vitals and the emotion counters, but...
**[11:07] Ikeda**
It seems you might need other
humans for this experiment.
**[11:12] Ikeda**
And as many of them as you can get.
**[11:14] Yukimura**
For example, in this room there
are six people, including me.
***SIGN*** Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
***SIGN*** Times your heart raced +22
Times you felt happy+12
Times your hands shook +2
Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
***SIGN*** Times your heart raced +16
Times you felt happy +8
Times you thought the other person was cute +22
Times you had fun +12
Times you thought it tasted good +2
Times you wished you could take a picture +2
**[11:18] Yukimura**
Given the circumstances in the picture,
***SIGN*** From the 6, possible pairs of 2
**[11:19] Yukimura**
From the six of us, it is possible to
make 15 combinations of groups of two.
***SIGN*** pairs
**[11:24] Yukimura**
Which means that within this lab,
**[11:27] Yukimura**
it is possible to run 15 experiments.
**[11:30] Kanade**
What?
**[11:31] Kanade**
You're going to do all the pairs?
**[11:33] Ibarada**
That sounds like crazy amounts of fun.
**[11:36] Yukimura**
In particular, Kanade is the closest
to average, thus a valuable specimen.
**[11:39] Yukimura**
You will participate,
by any means necessary.
**[11:41] Kanade**
Aren't there numerous problems with this?
**[11:44] Yukimura**
What, do you have a particular
partner at the moment?
**[11:46] Kanade**
Well, no. I don't, but...
**[11:49] Yukimura**
Then it shouldn't be a problem.
**[11:51] Yukimura**
Also, you need to hurry up and turn
in a report on your romantic history.
***SIGN*** Force of Impact
**[11:57] Himuro**
I have told you before,
Yukimura-kun, you lack tact.
**[12:01] Yukimura**
Himuro, you little...
Stop hitting my head every time!
**[12:04] Yukimura**
You'll kill valuable brain cells!
**[12:05] Himuro**
Then you should think a little harder.
**[12:07] Yukimura**
What did you just say?!
**[12:08] Inukai**
Yukimura-senpai! Stop!
**[12:10] Kanade**
Please, calm down.
**[12:11] Yukimura**
K-Kanade... You're really strong.
**[12:14] Yukimura**
Wait... my arm...
**[12:18] Ikeda**
Let's all calm down.
**[12:21] Ikeda**
This place is a font of intelligence
and inquiry—the Ikeda lab.
**[12:25] Ikeda**
We always resolve things intelligently,
calmly, rationally, do we not?
**[12:31] everyone**
*You're the most violent of us all.*
**[12:34] Ikeda**
Yukimura-kun, it is not good to force those
who do not wish it into your experiments.
**[12:40] Kanade**
That's right!
**[12:42] Kanade**
This experiment just doesn't make any sense!
**[12:44] Ikeda**
Which is why you should
do it with volunteers!
**[12:47] Ikeda**
I'd be happy to be of assistance.
**[12:51] Kanade**
What's he saying?
***SIGN*** Q1: Are you in a romantic relationship?
A Yes
B If I had to say, then yes.
C If I had to say, then no.
D No
Q2: What does "love" mean to you?
**[12:52] Ikeda**
Papers on the psychology
of love, as far as I know,
**[12:57] Ikeda**
are largely based on questionnaires
given to college students.
**[13:01] Ikeda**
In particular, in Japan
there is a strong tendency
**[13:04] Ikeda**
not to conduct matters of love in the open.
***SIGN*** Concerning the Base Conditions of Love
Research Findings
**[13:06] Ikeda**
Which is precisely why...
**[13:08] Ikeda**
this data that you science-types collected
by throwing yourselves into it is,
**[13:11] Ikeda**
from an academic standpoint,
extremely valuable.
**[13:15] Ikeda**
True, it may not be an experiment
that makes sense, however,
**[13:19] Ikeda**
smashing common sense to smithereens
is what we researchers do.
**[13:23] Yukimura**
Exactly, Professor.
**[13:25] Himuro**
Of course, I will give my all for research.
**[13:28] Ibarada**
And you'll be participating, too, Torasuke.
**[13:31] Inukai**
Why am I the only one
being forced into this?
**[13:34] Ikeda**
Very good!
**[13:36] Ikeda**
This place is a font of
intelligence and inquiry!
**[13:38] Ikeda**
The Ikeda Laboratory!
**[13:41] Ikeda**
Learn what makes sense.
Then, crush common sense under your heel!
**[13:44] Ikeda**
Research as your heart desires!
**[13:47] Yukimura and Himuro**
Yes, sir!
**[13:49] Kanade**
Well, that brings today's
meeting to a close.
**[13:55] Kanade**
*This lab exists because of this professor.*
**[13:58] Kanade**
* It seems that normal people*
* are in the minority here.*
**[14:02] Kanade**
* I'm probably gonna end up*
* participating, too, aren't I?*
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It.
**[14:18] Yukimura**
Don't run, Kosuke.
**[14:22] Inukai**
Yuki...mura...senpai...
**[14:29] Yukimura**
Stop laughing, Ibarada!
**[14:32] Yukimura**
You're the one who said we
should try this pairing!
**[14:36] Ibarada**
So? What do you think?
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
**[14:39] Inukai**
I'm sorry, Yukimura-senpai.
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you felt like dying +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
**[14:41] Inukai**
I really respect you, Senpai, but...
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you felt like dying +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
**[14:43] Inukai**
This is rough...
***SIGN*** Times you felt like dying +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
**[14:45] Yukimura**
This is rough for me, too.
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you felt like dying +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
**[14:47] Ibarada**
It's rough on me, too.
But it was worth seeing, just to try it.
**[14:52] Ibarada**
Watching the two of you paired up...
It was funny, but that's all.
**[14:57] Yukimura; simultaneous**
You little...
**[14:57] Kosuke; simultaneous**
You!
***SIGN*** Fig. 2.1: Wall Slam Experiment
**[14:59] Inukai**
So?
**[15:00] Inukai**
What're we supposed to figure
out from this experiment data?
**[15:04] Ibarada**
That we are unable to deny the possibility
that you, Torasuke, are in love with Yukimura.
**[15:09] Inukai**
Stop making it sound weird!
You crazy BL-loving woman!
**[15:13] Inukai**
Seriously. It's not like my heart rate is...
**[15:16] Inukai**
Well, I guess it's a little
higher than my resting rate.
**[15:20] Inukai**
But there's no change in my
temperature or blood pressure!
**[15:22] Ibarada**
That part is a little weird.
**[15:26] Ibarada**
For blood pressure, when you
use something simple like this,
**[15:29] Ibarada**
as opposed to medical equipment,
the accuracy is reduced.
**[15:32] Ibarada**
Well, it works at a reference level.
**[15:35] Ibarada**
Also, for this experiment, you put the
thermometer under your arm, right?
**[15:39] Ibarada**
When you take a temperature under the
arm, it's an axillary temperature.
**[15:44] Ibarada**
It's the most stable place to take the
highest temperature on the body, but
***SIGN*** Core Temperature
**[15:48] Ibarada**
because of that, it's not suited for
reading small changes in temperature.
**[15:53] Ibarada**
Emotion-related temperature
fluctuations most often occur
**[15:56] Ibarada**
in places like the tip of the nose.
**[15:58] Ibarada**
However, places like that are very
susceptible to external stimulus.
**[16:03] Ibarada**
Honestly, a comfy room and measuring with
thermography would be best, but...
**[16:09] Ibarada**
That's hard to do in the middle of a date...
**[16:12] Ibarada**
Still, basically,
**[16:14] Ibarada**
it just won't serve as material to deny
any love between you and Yukimura.
**[16:20] Inukai**
You freakin' witch!
**[16:22] Inukai**
Go ahead and act cocky while you can...
**[16:26] Inukai**
Doing all the pairings means that, eventually,
**[16:29] Inukai**
you're gonna participate
in the experiments, too!
**[16:33] Inukai**
If, by chance, you're in love with me,
**[16:36] Inukai**
it'll be exposed in a flash.
**[16:38] Ibarada**
Yeah. So not.
**[16:40] Ibarada**
And you...
**[16:42] Ibarada**
I wouldn't set your heart racing, would I?
**[16:46] Inukai**
Huh?
**[16:47] Inukai**
Aika's the only one for me.
**[16:49] Inukai**
A woman like you isn't even on my radar!
***SIGN*** Fig. 2.1: Close Contact Experiment
**[16:54] Ibarada**
In that case...
**[16:55] Ibarada**
Shall we try this close contact experiment
and see whose vitals stay at resting rates?
**[17:01] Ibarada**
Loser treats the other to a week's worth
of skewered dango from the co-op store.
**[17:05] Inukai**
Sounds like fun.
**[17:07] Inukai**
You think pairing up with you
is gonna do anything for me?
**[17:10] Inukai**
I'm gonna bankrupt you, you pipsqueak.
***SIGN*** Saitama Bowl
***SIGN*** Cheese Katsu
***SIGN*** Fried Shrimp
**[17:15] Himuro**
Now, we will conduct
**[17:16] Himuro**
an experiment with the pairing
of Yukimura and Kanade.
**[17:20] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, please, begin.
**[17:23] Kanade**
This is embarrassing...
**[17:26] Yukimura**
Just do it.
**[17:27] Kanade**
F-Fine, I will...
**[17:29] Kanade**
Here. Say "ah"...
***SIGN*** Situation 7: One subject asks the other to say "ah," and, using
chopsticks, spoon, or other utensil, assists in the
intake of food.
Subject | Kanade Kotonoha
Observation Notes:
**[17:34] Himuro**
*Why do I feel so unsettled?*
**[17:37] Himuro**
* Kanade-chan and Yukimura-kun are*
* nothing more than colleagues...*
**[17:43] Kanade**
Say "ah"!
**[17:46] Yukimura**
It sure looks delicious!
**[17:53] Yukimura**
Hey, Himuro.
**[17:55] Yukimura**
This experiment is between Kanade and myself.
**[17:57] Himuro**
Yes. I understand that.
**[17:59] Kanade**
U-Um...
**[18:01] Kanade**
Then, let's try again...
**[18:03] Kanade**
Here. Say "ah"...
**[18:08] Yukimura**
Himuro...
***SIGN*** Round 1.
**[18:16] Ibarada**
Kosuke... I've always wanted to do this.
**[18:21] Inukai**
So have I.
**[18:24] Inukai**
Hold on!
**[18:25] Inukai**
*What is this? This is stupid.*
**[18:27] Inukai**
*But I guess I've got no choice.*
**[18:29] Inukai**
* I've gotta find a way to raise her heart*
* rate in this romantic atmosphere.*
**[18:33] Inukai**
*Huh?*
**[18:34] Inukai**
*Did she just call me Kosuke...?*
**[18:36] Ibarada**
Kosuke, from now on...
**[18:39] Ibarada**
I'm not going to stop myself
from saying I love you, Kosuke!
**[18:44] Inukai**
She...!
**[18:46] Inukai**
Those are Aika's lines from when she
confesses in the True End route of chapter 9!
***SIGN*** Aika
***SIGN*** "From now on...
I'm not going to stop myself
from saying I love you!"
**[18:51] Inukai**
* Reenacting that famous*
* scene isn't playing fair!*
**[18:53] Inukai**
*Calm down.*
**[18:54] Inukai**
*She isn't Aika.*
**[18:56] Inukai**
* All this woman does is game*
* all day and lie around.*
**[18:59] Inukai**
* She's a horrible woman who*
* pushes people around,*
**[19:01] Inukai**
*a demon trying to extort dango from me!*
**[19:04] Aika**
I love you, Kosuke.
**[19:07] Inukai**
Aika!
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
***SIGN*** Heart Rate (bpm)
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
***SIGN*** Heart Rate (bpm)
***SIGN*** Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.2: Ibarada Ena's heart rate fluctuations
***SIGN*** Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
***SIGN*** Body Temperature (C°)
***SIGN*** Body Temperature (C°)
**[19:12] Ibarada**
So weak.
**[19:13] Ibarada**
It's like using a weapon the
boss is weak against in *M°ga Man*.
**[19:18] Inukai**
Total defeat...
**[19:20] Inukai**
And that woman, despite all of her acting,
**[19:23] Inukai**
kept all her numbers super normal!
**[19:26] Inukai**
In the first place,
**[19:27] Inukai**
imitating Aika isn't playing fair!
**[19:29] Inukai**
You're toying with my pure love for her!
**[19:31] Ibarada**
Oh, fine. Shall we throw
that one out and try again?
***SIGN*** Round 2.
**[19:44] Inukai**
*I can do this.*
**[19:45] Inukai**
* As long as she doesn't imitate*
* Aika, this is nothing.*
**[19:48] Inukai**
*I'm taking this round.*
**[19:58] Ibarada**
Doesn't being like this...
**[20:00] Ibarada**
bring back memories?
**[20:01] Inukai**
Huh?
**[20:03] Ibarada**
Do you remember when
we were little, Torasuke?
**[20:08] Inukai**
Yes...
**[20:09] Ibarada**
A long time ago...
**[20:11] Ibarada**
the two of us used to sit together like this...
**[20:13] Ibarada**
on the porch in your backyard, Torasuke.
**[20:17] Ibarada**
The sunlight felt so good,
**[20:20] Ibarada**
we both fell asleep like that.
**[20:23] Ibarada**
And, without realizing it,
**[20:25] Ibarada**
you peed on me in your sleep,
didn't you, Torasuke?
**[20:29] Inukai**
Ye...s?
**[20:31] Ibarada**
In elementary school,
**[20:32] Ibarada**
when we thought I might move away,
**[20:35] Ibarada**
you started bawling saying "I'm gonna
marry you, Ena-chan! You can't go!"
**[20:42] Inukai**
Stop that.
**[20:43] Ibarada**
In middle school,
**[20:45] Ibarada**
you played your first pretty girl dating
game with me in my room, didn't you?
**[20:49] Inukai**
Stop that.
**[20:50] Inukai**
Stop it.
**[20:51] Ibarada**
Back then, you got so excited you wet—
**[20:54] Inukai**
Stop it, Ibarada!
**[21:00] Kanade**
Ibarada-senpai, why do
you have so many dango?
**[21:04] Ibarada**
I had a weakling who mistook recklessness
for bravery get them for me.
**[21:09] Ibarada**
You guys want some?
**[21:11] Inukai**
This dratted pipsqueak of a woman!
**[21:15] Inukai**
I'll get you for this!
**[21:16] Kanade**
"Competition to Maintain Steady Vitals
During Close Contact," was it?
**[21:20] Yukimura**
That isn't the same as the
conditions for our experiment.
**[21:24] Ibarada**
Well, true enough. And there was
a bit of forced excitement in it.
**[21:29] Kanade**
In a lot of different ways,
**[21:33] Kanade**
there's no one in this lab
who can beat this person.
**[21:37] Ibarada**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
***SIGN*** Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
***SIGN*** Heart Rate (bpm)
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
**[21:48] Ibarada**
Himuro, Yukimura...
**[21:52] Ibarada**
Why don't the two of you...
**[21:54] Ibarada**
try a little kiss?
**[22:01] Himuro and Yukimura**
A... A kiss?
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 6
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing.
**[23:35] Ibarada**
Next time, Proof 6.
**[23:37] Ibarada**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing."
# E6 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Kissing.
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***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
**[01:34] Yukimura**
All right, Himuro.
**[01:36] Yukimura**
Close your eyes.
**[01:40] Yukimura**
Now hold it, and lift your chin 30 degrees.
***SIGN*** Proof 6
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing.
**[01:44] Yukimura**
Another 6.5 degrees.
**[01:46] Yukimura**
Good.
**[01:47] Yukimura**
According to the data,
that will give us a height of 4 cm.
**[01:50] Yukimura**
Now, as long as I tilt my head
at an angle of 40 degrees,
**[01:53] Yukimura**
even if I keep my glasses on,
we should avoid a collision of noses.
***SIGN*** Times you didn't want to kiss +1
**[01:58] Kanade**
Um...
**[01:59] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai's "doesn't want
to" counter is rising rapidly.
**[02:03] Yukimura**
Wh-What's the meaning of this, Himuro?!
**[02:05] Yukimura**
I thought you loved me!
**[02:07] Himuro**
That hasn't been established
for certain yet!
**[02:11] Himuro**
It's not like that.
**[02:12] Himuro**
It's not that I don't want
you to, Yukimura-kun...
**[02:15] Himuro**
I don't quite understand it myself, but...
**[02:17] Himuro**
somehow... I don't want to do
it like this, like it's work...
**[02:22] Himuro**
And even if you asked me for
specifics, I wouldn't really know, but...
**[02:26] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai!
**[02:27] Kanade**
You're adorable!
**[02:29] Himuro**
Huh?
**[02:29] Kanade**
She's right, Yukimura-senpai!
**[02:31] Kanade**
A kiss isn't something you should
do just to be done with it.
**[02:34] Kanade**
The right mood is important
for this kind of thing!
**[02:37] Yukimura**
Mood?
**[02:38] Kanade**
Something like... Well, you know...
**[02:41] Kanade**
A restaurant with a night view, or...
**[02:43] Kanade**
Walking along a beach at sunset...
**[02:46] Kanade**
Kissing somewhere with a nice mood
like that is what gives it meaning!
**[02:51] Yukimura**
Meaning, is it?
**[02:52] Kanade**
Oh, right! You remember?
**[02:54] Kanade**
Like that time on the Ferris wheel
when we were collecting date data?
**[02:57] Kanade**
The mood was amazing, wasn't it?
**[03:00] Himuro**
What?
**[03:04] Himuro**
True...
**[03:05] Himuro**
In that moment, I wouldn't
have minded... probably...
**[03:08] Kanade**
See? I knew it!
**[03:10] Himuro**
I see.
**[03:11] Himuro**
That's what it was.
**[03:13] Himuro**
In order to kiss, the right mood is necessary!
***SIGN*** Mood Quantification
**[03:17] Himuro**
If we can define a "mood value,"
**[03:20] Himuro**
we should be able to find an efficient
method of increasing the mood!
**[03:23] Yukimura**
I don't know.
**[03:25] Yukimura**
Can something as insubstantial as "mood"
really exert such a strong influence?
**[03:29] Ibarada**
It's got a pretty big effect.
**[03:31] Ibarada**
Even if you just compare
the external environments.
**[03:35] Ibarada**
For example, look at a situation
with a high mood value...
**[03:39] Ibarada**
If you contrast it with a low value...
***SIGN*** hup
***SIGN*** hup
***SIGN*** hup
***SIGN*** hup
***SIGN*** hup
***SIGN*** hup
***SIGN*** hup
***SIGN*** hup
**[03:41] men in background**
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
**[03:43] Ibarada**
What do you think?
**[03:45] Yukimura**
You're right!
**[03:46] Yukimura**
There's a tremendous difference!
**[03:47] Himuro**
If you pushed for a kiss in those conditions,
I would punch you, Yukimura-kun.
**[03:53] Yukimura**
Why is there so much variation
when the action is the same?
**[03:56] Yukimura**
What could the difference
between the situations be?
**[03:58] Kanade**
Wouldn't it be the overabundance of muscles?
**[04:01] Yukimura**
I see.
**[04:02] Himuro**
Which means...
**[04:03] Yukimura; simultaneous**
This!
**[04:03] Himuro; simultaneous**
This, right?
***SIGN*** Definition 1.1: Mood value M*(x)* is
inversely proportional to the amount
of muscles in the vicinity.
**[04:05] Kanade**
*It's not wrong,*
**[04:06] Kanade**
*but... this definition is useless.*
**[04:09] Ibarada**
Well, it was an extreme example,
**[04:10] Ibarada**
but I don't think we can call
this a correct interpretation.
**[04:13] Ibarada**
Okay. Self-proclaimed "man who
lives on love," Torasuke-kun.
**[04:16] Ibarada**
A list of situations that
might provide the right mood.
**[04:19] Inukai**
Well, if you insist.
**[04:21] Inukai**
My 2D memories are gonna
breathe some fire into this.
***SIGN*** Ferris wheel
***SIGN*** Beach at sunset
***SIGN*** Restaurant with a night view
***SIGN*** Cruise on the water
***SIGN*** Romantic movie at the theater
***SIGN*** Fireworks
***SIGN*** Planetarium
***SIGN*** White Christmas
***SIGN*** Watching adult videos
**[04:31] Inukai**
If you're looking for situations
overflowing with the right mood,
**[04:33] Inukai**
it's gotta be something like these.
**[04:35] Kanade**
Yeah. If you leave out that one
part, they all have nice moods!
**[04:39] Yukimura**
Now, then. What do these have in common?
**[04:42] Kanade**
That one part aside, maybe it's that they're
all rather fashionable places...?
**[04:47] Himuro**
Trying to quantify "prettiness"
is incredibly difficult.
**[04:51] Himuro**
A clearer factor might be that
**[04:53] Himuro**
they're all "places without a lot of people
where the two can be alone," perhaps.
**[04:57] Ibarada**
I don't think that's quite accurate...
**[05:00] Ibarada**
For example, what do you think of this?
**[05:02] Kanade**
A secret kiss during the fireworks!
**[05:05] Kanade**
How wonderful!
**[05:06] Himuro**
Yes.
**[05:08] Ibarada**
What about this?
**[05:08] background**
Wow! Look at that.
**[05:09] Kanade**
They're all staring.
**[05:11] Himuro**
That would be difficult.
***SIGN*** Definition 1.2: Mood value M(x) is inversely proportional
to the number of people in the area
paying attention to the couple.
**[05:15] Ibarada**
Which would make it something like this.
**[05:17] Himuro**
I see.
**[05:18] Kanade**
Another thing might be "a quiet place," maybe?
**[05:21] Kanade**
If there's a lot of noise around,
it'd ruin the mood.
***SIGN*** decibels
***SIGN*** decibels
***SIGN*** decibels
**[05:31] announcement**
*The express leaving at 16:15 is...*
***SIGN*** decibels
***SIGN*** decibels
**[05:35] Rock singer**
Who's gonna be angels in the land of death?
***SIGN*** decibels
**[05:37] Yukimura**
Looking at the results of the comparisons,
**[05:39] Yukimura**
we can probably say that "when the
surrounding noise rises above a certain level,
**[05:42] Yukimura**
the mood value decreases."
**[05:45] Kanade**
* Just the mention of "decibels"*
* makes the mood drop.*
**[05:49] Inukai**
Wouldn't you agree that
"dimness" is important too?
***SIGN*** Daylight
***SIGN*** Dusk
***SIGN*** Night
**[05:55] Inukai**
When people are in the dark,
they start feeling naughty—
**[05:58] Ibarada**
Psychologically speaking,
**[05:59] Ibarada**
it's true that dark places can
allow more openness and freedom.
**[06:03] Ibarada**
And, to take an approach other than
looking at environmental factors,
**[06:06] Ibarada**
"a relaxed conversation with
lots of silence and pauses,"
**[06:09] Ibarada**
might be the kind of things that works, too.
**[06:11] Ibarada**
The two of you are always
chattering away, debating,
**[06:14] Ibarada**
but how about you two keep quiet
a sec and look into each other's eyes?
**[06:17] Yukimura**
Keep quiet?
**[06:29] Himuro**
This is amazing!
**[06:31] Yukimura**
The mood really did increase!
**[06:33] Yukimura**
Is this the effect of silence?
**[06:36] Yukimura**
We can add this into the
calculation of mood value.
**[06:39] Yukimura**
The most important factors are these five!
**[06:41] Kanade**
*When will these two ever be able to kiss?*
***SIGN*** Beauty of surroundings
***SIGN*** Lack of people in surroundings
***SIGN*** Dimness
***SIGN*** Quietness
***SIGN*** Length of time spent silently gazing at each other
**[06:47] Himuro**
The question is how to combine them.
**[06:50] Kanade**
Can't you just give each of them a value
of 20 out of 100 and add them together?
***SIGN*** Beauty 20 pts
***SIGN*** Number of 3rd parties 20 pts
***SIGN*** Dimness 20 pts
***SIGN*** Quietness 20 pts
***SIGN*** Silence 20 pts
***SIGN*** 100 pts
**[06:55] Ibarada**
I don't think that'll work this time.
**[06:58] Ibarada**
We're talking somewhere beautiful,
without many people,
**[07:01] Ibarada**
and dim lighting where you can
gaze at each other, right?
**[07:04] Ibarada**
But what if it were super noisy there?
**[07:07] announcement; fades to background**
For the sake of a brighter future, all we ask
is that you cast your vote honestly and fairly!
**[07:08] Ibarada**
Wouldn't that kill the mood?
**[07:11] Kanade**
That's true!
**[07:12] Ibarada**
Which means...
***SIGN*** Beauty
***SIGN*** Number of 3rd parties
***SIGN*** Dimness
***SIGN*** Quietness
***SIGN*** Silence
**[07:14] Ibarada**
If any single factor out of these five
is radically lower than the others,
***SIGN*** Beauty 20 pts
***SIGN*** Number of 3rd parties 20 pts
***SIGN*** Dimness 20 pts
***SIGN*** Quietness 0 pts
***SIGN*** Silence 20 pts
**[07:18] Ibarada**
the entire mood value decreases.
It has to be defined to express that.
***SIGN*** Mood Value
Ultra Low
**[07:22] Kanade**
Th-That seems difficult...
**[07:24] Himuro**
All we have to do is multiply
instead of add, right?
**[07:27] Yukimura**
That would make regulating
the numbers a pain.
**[07:30] Ikeda**
Sounds like you're working
on something interesting.
**[07:33] Ikeda**
What about something like this?
**[07:36] Ikeda**
First, we'll make "x" the value of "quiet"
and indicate a total value of 100.
**[07:42] Ikeda**
Let's see...
**[07:43] Ikeda**
That should do it.
**[07:44] Ikeda**
For example, let's use this equation
and change the total value to 20.
**[07:49] Inukai**
Uh... What?
**[07:51] Ikeda**
This is high school math, Kosuke-kun.
**[07:54] Ikeda**
When you graph this equation,
***SIGN*** 33.33...pts 100 pts
**[07:56] Ikeda**
anything less than 33 points
rapidly becomes negative.
**[08:00] Yukimura**
Of course.
**[08:01] Yukimura**
If we use this...
**[08:02] Yukimura**
In cases where it's insanely loud...
**[08:07] Yukimura**
The value of quietness would
become negative infinity.
**[08:10] Yukimura**
Even if the other values are
the highest they can be,
***SIGN*** Quietness
***SIGN*** Beauty 3rd Parties Dimness Quietness Silence
20 pts 20 pts 20 pts 20 pts
**[08:12] Yukimura**
when you add them together,
no matter what you do,
***SIGN*** Mood Value
**[08:14] Yukimura**
the mood value would be negative infinity!
**[08:16] Himuro**
Plus, with this method, the value becomes
intuitive and easy to understand!
**[08:20] Yukimura**
Just what we'd expect from you, Professor!
**[08:22] Ikeda**
I'll leave the setup and investigation
of each factor to you two.
**[08:26] Himuro and Yukimura**
Yes, sir!
**[08:29] Kanade**
* Yukimura-senpai and Himuro-senpai*
* became immersed in research and...*
**[08:35] Yukimura**
It's done!
**[08:36] Himuro**
We really did it!
***SIGN*** Mood Value M is defined as follows.
***SIGN*** (Beauty index)
***SIGN*** (number of 3rd parties)
***SIGN*** (expresses the average of the scores for beauty, fashionability)
***SIGN*** amount of evaluators
***SIGN*** Here the number of people paying attention to the couple is defined as X₂
***SIGN*** then
then
***SIGN*** (Brightness index)
***SIGN*** missing
***SIGN*** X₃ = the degree of illumination (lux)
***SIGN*** (Quietness index)
***SIGN*** The value of noise in the area is expressed as X₄
***SIGN*** then
then
then
***SIGN*** (Gazing at each other)
***SIGN*** The number of seconds spent silently gazing at each other is expressed as X₅
***SIGN*** then
then
then
**[08:41] Kanade**
It's so long I don't get it...
***SIGN*** Equation to Define Mood Value
**[08:45] Rikekuma**
The equation to define mood value!
**[08:47] Rikekuma**
I'll make the effort and
go over it for you, bear.
***SIGN*** Beauty Index
***SIGN*** Beauty Index
**[08:53] Rikekuma**
The beauty index!
**[08:56] Rikekuma**
You give it a point value based on feeling,
**[08:58] Rikekuma**
and take the average of a
bunch of people, bear.
**[09:01] Rikekumas**
100 points!
**[09:02] Rikekumas**
It's the same! It-It's the same!
**[09:02] Rikekumas**
The same! We're all... We're all the same!
***SIGN*** Number of 3rd Parties
**[09:05] Rikekuma**
The number of third parties!
***SIGN*** Number of 3rd Parties
**[09:08] Rikekuma**
When there's a lot of people who
have nothing to do with it around,
**[09:10] Rikekuma**
you give them each a -10,000, bear.
**[09:13] Rikekuma**
Though, honestly, if you
gave 'em negative one trillion,
**[09:15] Rikekuma**
it wouldn't change the results, bear.
***SIGN*** Degree of Illumination
**[09:18] Rikekuma**
The degree of illumination!
***SIGN*** Degree of Illumination
**[09:20] Rikekuma**
There's some crazy equation
written here, bear,
***SIGN*** approx.
***SIGN*** lux
**[09:23] Rikekuma**
but when you graph it, it turns out
something like this, bear.
**[09:26] Rikekuma**
The highest points are about the
brightness level of a candle,
**[09:28] Rikekuma**
and if it gets much darker,
the points drop drastically, bear.
**[09:32] Rikekuma**
I can't see anything, bear...
***SIGN*** Quietness Index
**[09:35] Rikekuma**
Quietness index!
***SIGN*** Quietness Index
**[09:38] Rikekuma**
This one's complicated too, bear.
**[09:40] Rikekuma**
Basically, with this one...
**[09:41] Rikekuma**
If it's loud, the mood value drops
to negative infinity, bear!
***SIGN*** Silently Gazing at Each Other Index
**[09:45] Rikekuma**
The silently gazing at each other index!
***SIGN*** Silently Gazing at Each Other Index
**[09:48] Rikekuma**
Another troublesome equation, bear.
***SIGN*** The number of seconds spent silently gazing at each other is expressed as X₅
***SIGN*** then
***SIGN*** then
***SIGN*** then
**[09:50] Rikekuma**
In short, the longer the period of
time spent looking at each other,
**[09:53] Rikekuma**
the higher the points, with 30
seconds as the highest score.
**[09:56] Rikekuma**
And if it exceeds 60 seconds, it starts
getting stupid and the points decrease, bear.
**[10:01] Kanade**
And now, from the results
of the investigation...
**[10:03] Kanade**
The most beautiful place on campus,
**[10:06] Kanade**
where there aren't any other people,
**[10:07] Kanade**
and where the brightness and quietness
help create the right mood...
**[10:10] Kanade**
This is that place.
**[10:11] Kanade**
We've determined it's the roof of
the joint research tower at dusk!
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
**[10:23] Kanade**
The place most suited to kissing.
**[10:25] Kanade**
The mood value is 92!
**[10:35] Yukimura**
Would you...
**[10:37] Yukimura**
kiss me... Kanade.
**[10:39] Kanade**
Well... um...
**[10:42] Kanade**
I'd really rather not.
**[10:44] Yukimura**
Why?
**[10:45] Yukimura**
The current mood value is extremely high.
**[10:48] Kanade**
It's not that I have anything
against you, Yukimura-senpai...
**[10:52] Kanade**
It's just that kissing someone who
isn't my boyfriend is a little...
**[10:56] Yukimura**
We need to perform a control
experiment to collect data!
***SIGN*** Kissing someone you love
***SIGN*** Comparison
***SIGN*** Kissing someone you don't love
**[11:00] Yukimura**
In order to investigate the
base conditions of love,
**[11:02] Yukimura**
we must compare a kiss with someone you love
with a kiss with someone you don't love!
**[11:07] Kanade**
S-Still, there's no reason
to do this with everyone...
**[11:12] Kanade**
Honestly. It's so embarrassing...
**[11:15] Yukimura**
Experiment, stage 1 complete.
**[11:16] Kanade**
And why am I stage 1?
**[11:19] Inukai**
It was decided by ladder
lottery. No complaining.
**[11:23] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun didn't do anything
weird to you, did he?
**[11:27] Kanade**
Having no other choice, he offered
the option of a kiss on the hand.
**[11:30] Himuro**
Was that all? There wasn't
anything else, was there?
**[11:33] Kanade**
* If it's gonna make you cry,*
* don't conduct this kind of experiment.*
**[11:36] Ibarada**
In Western countries,
kissing's an everyday thing, after all.
**[11:40] Ibarada**
There's no reason to take it
so seriously, is there?
**[11:44] Ibarada**
Like this, see?
**[11:49] Yukimura**
I-Ibarada!
**[11:50] Yukimura**
What do you think you're doing?
**[11:52] Ibarada**
This is part of the control experiment, too.
**[11:55] Ibarada**
Don't most girls do this
much with each other?
**[11:58] Kanade**
No, they don't!
**[11:59] Himuro**
I-I haven't done that, either.
**[12:03] Ibarada**
Really?
**[12:04] Ibarada**
Back in high school,
pretty much everyone was doing it.
**[12:08] Ibarada**
Don't worry, you two,
**[12:10] Ibarada**
a kiss between two girls isn't
really a kiss. It doesn't count.
**[12:15] Ibarada**
Now, then. Who would the next
pair for the experiment be?
***SIGN*** Experiment 3: Himuro - Kosuke Pair
**[12:23] Himuro**
Kosuke-kun, I know you may be reluctant, but
**[12:27] Himuro**
if you'd please cooperate,
for the sake of the experiment.
**[12:29] Inukai**
I, Inukai Kosuke, am a man who
lives for one love alone,
**[12:34] Inukai**
but if it will help make your love a reality,
then it would be my pleasure!
**[12:37] Himuro**
As for location...
Cheek, nose, forehead, ear...
**[12:42] Himuro**
I don't want it to be anywhere near my face.
**[12:44] Himuro**
That said, I feel like a kiss on the
foot would carry too much meaning.
**[12:51] Hinuro**
Therefore I'll have the same as Kanade-chan,
the back of my hand.
**[12:54] Inukai**
Gotcha.
**[12:56] Inukai**
Take a moment to savor this kiss of mine...
**[13:03] Himuro**
Thank you, Kosuke-kun!
**[13:05] Himuro**
I felt... absolutely nothing!
**[13:07] Inukai**
That's a lovely smile
and a horrible comment!
***SIGN*** Experiment 4: Himuro - Kanade Pair
**[13:16] Kanade**
It's really... a long time, isn't it?
Thirty seconds...
**[13:20] Himuro**
You just start feeling the
urge to laugh, don't you?
**[13:26] Kanade**
Um... Himuro-senpai?
**[13:29] Kanade**
Your hand. Why...?
**[13:32] Himuro**
I-I'm sorry!
**[13:35] Himuro**
You see, I...
**[13:38] Himuro**
I've never had any friends
of the same gender as me.
**[13:42] Himuro**
Maybe it's my personality.
**[13:44] Himuro**
I've just never been able to
fit into groups of girls.
**[13:47] Himuro**
There wasn't a single one I felt close to.
**[13:50] Himuro**
That's why, when you treat me like
a friend, it makes me so happy.
**[13:54] Himuro**
I thought, it's sort of like
having a little sister...
**[13:57] Himuro**
I'm sorry.
**[13:59] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai!
**[14:02] Kanade**
Right now... I think I could kiss you!
**[14:06] Himuro**
What?
**[14:07] Kanade**
Me, too.
I've always wanted an older sister.
**[14:11] Himuro**
Kanade-chan...
**[14:17] Himuro**
What is this? What is this? What is this?
**[14:19] Kanade**
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
**[14:20] Kanade**
This is super embarrassing!
So absolutely embarrassing!
***SIGN*** Experiment 5: Yukimura - Kosuke Pair
**[14:28] Inukai**
Thirty seconds sure is long.
**[14:31] Yukimura**
You just start feeling the
urge to kill yourself.
**[14:33] Inukai**
Are we seriously gonna kiss?
**[14:36] Yukimura**
The experiment is necessary.
It cannot be avoided!
**[14:39] Inukai**
All right!
**[14:40] Inukai**
Inukai Kosuke's gonna show
you how manly he is!
**[14:43] Yukimura**
I will end this in a split second!
Grit your teeth and take it!
**[14:50] Inukai**
Research sure is rough, isn't it?
**[14:53] Yukimura**
Kosuke, let me ask just one thing...
**[14:57] Yukimura**
What did you do during
your experiment with Himuro.
**[15:00] Inukai**
J-Just a kiss on the hand.
**[15:03] Yukimura**
Was that all? There wasn't
anything else, was there?
**[15:05] Inukai**
N-No, there wasn't!
***SIGN*** Experiment 6: Yukimura - Ibarada Pair
**[15:10] Ibarada**
Yukimura...
**[15:12] Ibarada**
Will you kiss me here?
**[15:14] Yukimura**
I will not!
**[15:15] Ibarada**
Yukimura-kun, close your eyes.
**[15:18] Yukimura**
Unhand me! Get lost!
**[15:19] Ibarada**
Can't do that. We have to kiss.
**[15:22] Ibarada**
You need something to compare
Himuro to, don't you?
**[15:27] Yukimura**
In the event that irrational comparisons
**[15:29] Yukimura**
threaten to corrupt the
results of an experiment,
**[15:31] Yukimura**
there is no need to engage in them.
**[15:33] Ibarada**
And who determines whether
or not they're irrational?
**[15:36] Ibarada**
Besides, romantic emotions are
irrational to begin with, aren't they?
**[15:41] Yukimura**
* She's so eloquent, it's nearly*
* impossible to out talk this woman.*
**[15:44] Yukimura**
*In which case, there's only one method!*
**[15:50] Ibarada**
Wait...
**[15:54] Ibarada**
How slow a runner are you, exactly?
**[15:57] Yukimura**
You think... you're one to talk?
***SIGN*** Experiment 7: Ibarada - Kosuke Pair
**[16:02] Ibarada**
If you get a 5-star out of the 10-pull gacha,
you can kiss me wherever you want.
**[16:06] Ibarada**
If you don't, you kiss my foot.
**[16:08] Inukai**
Who's gonna do what?
You just watch my tremendous luck!
**[16:11] Inukai**
Okay! Draw!
***SIGN*** Experiment 8: Kanade - Kosuke Pair
**[16:14] Kanade**
I know it's late to say this, but we
really picked a difficult lab to join.
**[16:18] Kanade**
What are they making us do?
**[16:21] Inukai**
I did hear rumors that
the Ikeda lab was crazy.
**[16:25] Kanade**
It's even more insane than expected.
**[16:28] Kanade**
Oh, right. We can just do
an indirect kiss, right?
***SIGN*** Experiment 9: Yukimura - Himuro Pair
**[16:37] Yukimura**
We've finally managed to
reach the final experiment.
**[16:40] Himuro**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Yukimura-kun.
**[16:44] Yukimura**
Uh, sure...
**[16:47] Yukimura**
Are you ready?
**[16:48] Himuro**
Yes. I'm okay to go any time.
**[16:54] Yukimura**
Still, to think a kiss was
something this difficult...
**[16:58] Himuro**
Once we've cleared this,
**[17:00] Himuro**
it will have brought us one step closer
to proving our love, don't you think?
**[17:04] Yukimura**
You're really all right with this?
**[17:06] Yukimura**
Having to kiss a man as part
of a verification process.
**[17:12] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun...
**[17:14] Himuro**
Right now... I'm sort of happy.
**[17:17] Himuro**
It's so beautiful here. And quiet.
**[17:20] Himuro**
It's just you and me, alone together.
**[17:22] Himuro**
It really is a lovely atmosphere.
**[17:25] Himuro**
This place showed a high mood value,
**[17:27] Himuro**
and it's substantiating that finding.
**[17:29] Himuro**
The process we built together...
**[17:32] Himuro**
it was right!
**[17:36] Himuro**
Right now, I feel like I could do anything!
**[17:44] Yukimura**
*Wh-What is this atmosphere?*
***SIGN*** Mood Value
**[17:47] Yukimura**
* Himuro looks 1.8 times more*
* beautiful than normal.*
**[17:52] Yukimura**
*Is this the effect of the "mood"?*
**[17:54] Yukimura**
*Right. Time to begin.*
**[18:00] Himuro**
Oh... Um...
**[18:02] Himuro**
G-Go slowly... please... Okay?
**[18:09] Yukimura**
*Now. I can't let this mood slip away.*
***SIGN*** Mood Value
**[18:25] Yukimura**
A-A helicopter?!
**[18:27] Yukimura**
If the noise level exceeds 70 decibels,
the mood plummets drastically!
**[18:31] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun! The mood value is...
**[18:33] Yukimura**
This is not an issue.
**[18:34] Yukimura**
Once the helicopter passes,
the noise level will subside.
**[18:37] Yukimura**
If we stay like this and gaze at each other,
**[18:39] Yukimura**
the mood value should increase again!
**[18:42] Himuro**
Th-That's true.
***SIGN*** Mood Value
**[18:45] Yukimura**
Right. Now, if we just wait 30 seconds...
**[18:49] Yukimura**
Oh, no! The sun set!
**[18:52] Yukimura**
There are no lights on the roof!
**[18:54] Yukimura**
No. I thought this might happen, so...
**[18:57] Yukimura**
I prepared a fashionable candle!
**[19:00] Yukimura**
This should achieve the highest
value for brightness!
**[19:06] Kanade**
Um...
**[19:07] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai! Yukimura-senpai!
Have you... finished?
**[19:12] Kanade**
Oh. Sorry if you haven't yet...
***SIGN*** Mood Value
**[19:16] Yukimura**
*When there's a third party...*
**[19:18] Yukimura**
* the mood drops by negative*
* ten thousand points!*
**[19:21] Manager**
Sorry to interrupt. I'd like to lock
up the roof before it gets dark.
**[19:26] Yukimura**
Now there's another one!
**[19:27] Ikeda**
Oh? This is where you two have been?
**[19:31] Yukimura**
* And now we even have an*
* overabundance of muscle!*
**[19:33] Yukimura**
Curses! Is this the end?
**[19:36] Yukimura**
There is no hope of restoring the mood.
**[19:38] Yukimura**
This experiment was a failure.
**[19:41] Yukimura**
Our carefully detailed plan...
**[19:43] Yukimura**
The theory we devoted so
much time to composing...
**[19:47] Himuro**
Oh, honestly!
**[19:49] Himuro**
I don't care about "mood" anymore!
Hurry up and kiss me!
**[19:52] Yukimura**
Y-You're the one who said
"mood" was necessary!
**[19:56] Himuro**
Your execution is entirely too poor!
**[19:58] Yukimura**
I-It's not my fault the mood value dropped!
**[20:01] Himuro**
Well, no, but...
**[20:01] Ibarada**
Oh, dear...
**[20:03] Manager**
Oops. Did I barge in on a young couple?
**[20:06] Ikeda**
Apparently, those two aren't dating.
**[20:10] Manager**
What? But they're so insistent
about needing to kiss...
**[20:13] Himuro**
At this rate, we will never be able to kiss!
**[20:16] Yukimura**
Well, I don't want to give up, either!
**[20:18] Yukimura**
But, what do you mean to
do about this mood value?
**[20:20] Himuro**
W-Well, I mean...
**[20:23] Himuro**
It might be an experiment,
but it's my first, so...
**[20:25] Himuro**
if I have to, I'd prefer
a wonderful kiss, but...
**[20:29] Himuro**
I don't know anything about romance,
so it just isn't possible for me.
**[20:33] Himuro**
All the other experiments we
performed will go to waste.
**[20:36] Himuro**
We just need to hurry up and do it.
**[20:40] Himuro**
Come on. Quickly.
**[20:56] Yukimura**
For today...
**[20:58] Yukimura**
I've chosen a spot that seems like
it would cause the least damage.
**[21:01] Yukimura**
"It isn't possible for me"?
**[21:04] Yukimura**
Don't base decisions on supposition.
**[21:09] Yukimura**
One day...
**[21:10] Yukimura**
I will...
**[21:12] Yukimura**
give you a kiss of the
highest theoretical value.
**[21:16] Yukimura**
Just you wait.
**[21:20] Himuro**
I will.
**[21:23] Kanade**
*What are they making us watch?*
**[22:57] Kanade**
These are the findings.
**[22:58] Kanade**
In the kissing experiment,
**[23:00] Kanade**
the pair with the greatest change
in vitals, the best pair is...
**[23:07] Kanade**
the Yukimura-Ibarada pair.
***SIGN*** Shock!
***SIGN*** Yukimura - Ibarada Pair
***SIGN*** Yukimura - Kosuke Pair
***SIGN*** Himuro - Yukimura Pair
***SIGN*** Himuro - Kanade Pair
***SIGN*** Ibarada - Kosuke Pair
**[23:15] Himuro**
I couldn't even measure up to Kosuke-kun...
**[23:17] Yukimura**
That can't be!
**[23:19] Inukai**
That doesn't make me happy at all.
**[23:21] Yukimura**
Hang on, Ibarada!
**[23:22] Yukimura**
No matter how you think about it,
it's all because we ran around like that!
**[23:26] Yukimura**
You've got to be kidding me!
**[23:30] Kanade**
*What was the point of this experiment?*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 7
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Drinking Party.
**[23:35] Ikeda**
Next time, Proof 7.
**[23:37] Ikeda**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Drinking Party."
# E7 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Having a Drinking Party.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NVN9V8Y/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-having-a-drinking-party)
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**[00:00] Students**
Good work today!
**[00:02] Kanade**
*A drinking party.*
**[00:03] Kanade**
* An indispensable and much-anticipated*
* event in college life.*
**[00:07] Kanade**
*Talking with people you get along with.*
**[00:10] Kanade**
*Your first alcoholic drink.*
**[00:11] Kanade**
*And...*
**[00:13] Handsome guy**
Kanade-chan, your face is all red.
**[00:16] Kanade**
Is it? I'm not very good with alcohol...
**[00:20] Handsome guy**
You okay? What do you say the two
of us go talk somewhere or something?
**[00:24] Kanade**
All right.
**[00:26] Kanade**
*...wonderful encounters!*
**[00:28] Yukimura**
Are you all right, Kanade?
**[00:30] Yukimura**
Shall we discuss prime numbers or something?
**[00:34] Himuro; background**
It's amazing they solved the Poincaré
conjecture without using topology.
**[00:37] Kanade**
*Though that kind of thing...*
**[00:38] Ikeda; background**
I agree.
**[00:38] Kanade**
* isn't something you could ever*
* hope for here in the Ikeda lab...*
**[00:39] Ikeda; background**
Their thinking in using Thurston's
geometrization conjecture was truly beautiful.
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Proof 7
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Drinking Party.
**[02:16] everyone**
Good work today!
**[02:18] Ikeda**
This school year is half over,
**[02:20] Ikeda**
and we've arrived at this year's
summer vacation, have we?
**[02:24] Inukai**
I'm finally free.
**[02:26] Ikeda**
Oh, that's right. Kosuke-kun, you had to
retake computational theory, didn't you?
**[02:30] Ikeda**
Did you do all right on the test?
**[02:32] Inukai**
Huh?
**[02:33] Inukai**
I-I think I probably did fine...
**[02:36] Kanade**
* Today, we're having a party to celebrate*
* the end of first semester classes.*
**[02:40] Kanade**
* In the Ikeda lab, we don't*
* go to a restaurant,*
**[02:43] Kanade**
*we have the party in the lab.*
**[02:46] Kanade**
*We all go shopping together...*
**[02:47] Kanade**
*Pick out the alcohol...*
**[02:49] Yukimura**
One more can should fit in here.
**[02:51] Himuro**
Haven't you heard of the
sphere packing problem?
**[02:53] Himuro**
Packing them like this is
the most efficient method.
**[02:56] Kanade**
*Order pizza...*
**[03:00] Inukai**
Yes! Iberico ham! This is awesome!
**[03:03] Ibarada**
Really...?
**[03:04] Kanade**
* The pizza toppings are*
* chosen using a randomized*
**[03:07] Kanade**
* selection program we've made*
* ourselves. It's tradition.*
**[03:10] Kanade**
*Everyone brings in things they like.*
**[03:12] Kanade**
*We eat and drink...*
**[03:13] Kanade**
* It's a relaxed kind of drinking*
* party, like being at home.*
**[03:16] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai, would you
like some too? Wait, huh?
**[03:20] Kanade**
Senpai, you don't drink?
**[03:23] Yukimura**
I don't really like it.
**[03:24] Kanade**
I see...
**[03:25] Yukimura**
Alcohol dulls the workings of the mind.
**[03:29] Yukimura**
Why would anyone choose to
purposely proceed towards idiocy?
**[03:32] Kanade**
W-Well...
**[03:34] Himuro**
Opinion is divided on the moderate
consumption of alcohol, isn't it?
**[03:38] Himuro**
Though, I suppose it just shows that
Yukimura-kun is still just a child.
**[03:42] Yukimura**
And you should exercise moderation.
**[03:45] Yukimura**
If you get any dumber it would
be a very serious matter.
**[03:47] Kanade**
*They sure get along well.*
**[03:50] Ibarada**
Oh, right. Kanade, you weren't at the
party we had in April, were you?
**[03:55] Kanade**
That's right. Actually, this is
my first party here in the lab.
**[03:59] Ibarada**
Last time was a disaster.
**[04:02] Ibarada**
Torasuke went off and drank
way too much spirytus, and—
**[04:05] Inukai**
Hey! Pipsqueak woman!
**[04:07] Inukai**
Looks like you're out of alcohol!
**[04:08] Inukai**
Shall I pour you some more?
**[04:11] Inukai**
All right!
**[04:12] Inukai**
I have wiped last time from my memory!
**[04:15] Inukai**
Let's get this party started!
**[04:17] Ibarada**
That's how people are
at the soccer club drinking parties.
**[04:21] Ibarada**
It makes him stick out here, though.
**[04:25] Inukai**
Now, then. Shall we do that old standard?
**[04:29] Inukai**
The Yamanote line game!
**[04:33] Kanade**
Um... 101!
**[04:35] Himuro**
113.
**[04:37] Ibarada**
131.
**[04:40] Yukimura**
179.
**[04:43] Yukimura**
What's this, Kosuke?
**[04:44] Yukimura**
You can't remember a single one of
the prime numbers up to 358?
**[04:48] Inukai**
How'm I supposed to know those?
**[04:50] Inukai**
How can you pop out prime numbers like that?
***SIGN*** Prime Number Yamanote Line Game
**[04:53] Rikekuma**
The prime number Yamanote line game!
**[04:56] Rikekuma**
Among science-type drinking parties,
this may or may not be a standard.
**[05:01] Rikekuma**
The rules are simple.
**[05:03] Rikekuma**
You go in order, naming prime numbers,
**[05:05] Rikekuma**
and whoever gets stuck or gives an answer
that's already been given loses, bear.
**[05:10] Rikekuma**
However, it has to be a number
higher than the last,
**[05:13] Rikekuma**
and less than double the last answer,
as an additional challenge, bear.
**[05:18] Rikekuma**
If you're wondering why double...
**[05:20] Rikekuma**
it's because if you double any given prime,
**[05:22] Rikekuma**
there will always be at least one prime
between the first number and the doubled one.
**[05:27] Rikekuma**
Why is it that way, you ask?
***SIGN*** The Bertrand–Chebyshev theorem
**[05:29] Rikekuma**
That's too much work to explain,
**[05:32] Rikekuma**
so go look up the Bertrand–Chebyshev
theorem for yourself, bear.
**[05:35] Kanade**
Um...
**[05:37] Kanade**
I don't quite understand, but...
**[05:39] Kanade**
Are prime numbers really that interesting?
**[05:43] Yukimura**
You...
**[05:44] Yukimura**
You're a science-type and you don't
understand the magnificence of prime numbers?
**[05:48] Kanade**
I'm sorry! I haven't studied enough!
***SIGN*** Force of Impact
**[05:53] Himuro**
Don't snap because of something like that.
**[05:55] Himuro**
It's normal not to understand.
**[05:59] Himuro**
A number which cannot be divided
by anything but one and itself.
**[06:02] Himuro**
The "atoms" of numbers...
**[06:03] Himuro**
Prime numbers.
**[06:04] Himuro**
The rules behind their sequence
are a complete mystery.
**[06:08] Himuro**
"They are a code created by God."
**[06:10] Himuro**
"They are blueprint left by aliens."
**[06:11] Himuro**
There are some who believe such things.
**[06:13] Himuro**
It is a fact that in the natural world,
**[06:16] Himuro**
there are many laws which
involve prime numbers.
**[06:18] Himuro**
In America, in years that are prime,
great quantities of seminars on primes spring up.
**[06:23] Himuro**
Numerical formulas concerning
the way primes appear,
**[06:26] Himuro**
and the intervals between
big discoveries in nuclear energy
**[06:29] Himuro**
seem to coincide for some reason.
**[06:31] Himuro**
One problem involving unraveling
the mysteries of prime numbers
**[06:34] Himuro**
is the greatest unsolved problem
in the world of mathematics.
**[06:37] Himuro**
It's called the Riemann Hypothesis.
**[06:40] Himuro**
If you solve it, you receive
a prize of 1 million dollars.
**[06:43] Kanade**
One million dollars?!
**[06:44] Himuro**
As an aside, currently,
the highest known prime number
**[06:48] Himuro**
is 23,249,425 digits long.
***SIGN*** Updated 12/21/2018!
24,862,048 digits!!
**[06:53] Kanade**
That's amazing!
**[06:54] Himuro**
Anyone who confirms a higher number
receives a prize of 3,000 dollars.
**[06:57] Kanade**
Wow...
**[06:58] Kanade**
But, Himuro-senpai,
**[07:00] Kanade**
it's amazing you can explain so
well when you've had a few drinks.
**[07:04] Himuro**
Of course I can.
**[07:06] Himuro**
At any given moment,
**[07:07] Himuro**
being dignified, calm, and intellectual...
**[07:10] Himuro**
is the "science-type" I hope to become.
***SIGN*** minutes later.
***SIGN*** minute later.
**[07:16] Himuro**
I wuv you, Yukimura-kun!
**[07:19] Kanade**
Intellectual...?
**[07:21] Ibarada**
Himuro does tend to
suddenly get super drunk.
**[07:25] Ibarada**
I'm so happy for you.
Your love's been proven.
**[07:28] Yukimura**
You can't use the words
of a drunk as reference!
**[07:31] Yukimura**
That's why I said to exercise moderation.
**[07:34] Yukimura**
This is exactly why alcohol is...
**[07:36] Himuro**
Say, say, Yukimura-kun...
**[07:38] Yukimura**
Uh... What?
**[07:40] Himuro**
A kiss of the highest
theoretical value... please.
**[07:43] Yukimura**
Wha?
**[07:44] Yukimura**
I-I can't right now.
**[07:47] Yukimura**
Trying to increase the mood
value here would be...
**[07:49] Himuro**
Why not?
**[07:50] Himuro**
Do it! Do it!
**[07:52] ---**
Yukimura-kun!
**[07:52] Yukimura**
Are you a child?
**[07:54] Kanade**
* I never expected Himuro-senpai to*
* be like this when she gets drunk...*
**[07:58] Kanade**
*Drink really does drive men mad...*
**[08:01] Kanade**
Kosuke-kun,
**[08:02] Kanade**
you should be careful not to act like you're
with club members and drink too much...
**[08:05] Inukai**
I'm gonna marry Ena-chan!
**[08:07] Kanade**
*You, too?!*
**[08:09] Ibarada**
Sometimes when Torasuke drinks too much,
**[08:12] Ibarada**
he reverts back to about first grade.
**[08:15] Inukai**
Ena-chan, you won't move away?
**[08:17] Inukai**
You really won't move away?
**[08:18] Ibarada**
Yes, yes. I'm not going anywhere.
**[08:21] Ibarada**
I'll stay with you forever.
**[08:23] Inukai**
Yay!
**[08:31] Yukimura**
What's so funny, Kanade?!
**[08:33] Kanade**
Nothing. It's just your parties
here are kind of nice.
**[08:38] Kanade**
Everyone does whatever they want.
**[08:40] Kanade**
They go crazy however they like.
**[08:43] Kanade**
And... I'm a little jealous of that...
**[08:47] Kanade**
I still can't...
***SIGN*** minutes later.
***SIGN*** minute later.
***SIGN*** minutes later.
**[08:50] Kanade**
Quit flirting all day every day,
you ridiculous couple!
**[08:54] Yukimura**
*So she's a berserker-type, too, then.*
**[08:57] Kanade**
What do you mean "proof of love"?
**[09:00] Kanade**
Do you know how many people want
someone to be with and can't find anyone?!
**[09:04] Yukimura**
Kanade... Let's calm down a little...
**[09:06] Kanade**
Stop talking!
**[09:08] Kanade**
You know, I just wanted to be like a normal
girl and have a normal love, but...
**[09:14] Himuro**
I wuv you, too, Kanade-chan!
**[09:16] Yukimura**
Well... Seeing as it's you,
I'm sure you can.
**[09:19] Yukimura**
For right now, have some water.
**[09:21] Kanade**
I said, stop talking!
**[09:26] Kanade**
I wanted to be a normal girl, you know?!
**[09:29] Kanade**
Not some gorilla girl who reflexively
attacks people standing behind her!
**[09:34] Kanade**
Otherwise, back in high school,
that never would have...
**[09:42] Yukimura**
*What on earth happened to her?*
**[09:45] Kanade**
...so I don't care about me anymore.
**[09:49] Kanade**
I read the atmosphere, blend
in with my surroundings...
**[09:52] Kanade**
Being "normal"... is best.
**[10:08] Yukimura**
*Ridiculous.*
**[10:21] Himuro**
Imagine me, of all people,
drinking too much...
**[10:24] Himuro**
Starting partway through, I don't
have any memory of what happened...
**[10:27] Kanade**
Me neither.
**[10:28] Inukai**
I have the feeling I did
something crazy, but...
**[10:31] Ibarada**
Well, not remembering would
be the prudent thing to do.
**[10:36] Yukimura**
* As I thought, not imbibing alcohol*
* was the correct course of action.*
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Science-type Cinderella
**[10:46] Himuro**
Once upon a time,
**[10:48] Himuro**
there was a science-type
girl called Cinderella.
**[10:52] Stepmother**
Are you listening, Cinderella?
**[10:54] Stepmother**
We are going to the ball. You clean
the house from top to bottom.
**[11:00] Stepmother**
Clean every nook and cranny,
until no speck of dust remains.
**[11:04] Himuro-Cinderella**
A moment, Mother.
**[11:06] Himuro-Cinderella**
Your extravagant merrymaking is putting
a strain on our family finances.
**[11:10] Himuro-Cinderella**
And, based on your appearances
and the size of your clothing,
**[11:15] Himuro-Cinderella**
in terms of cost-performance, I conjecture
it would be better to send me.
**[11:20] Stepmother**
S-Silence!
**[11:22] Himuro**
With a single wave of the
fairy godmother's wand...
**[11:29] Himuro**
in the blink of an eye, a beautiful
dress and pumpkin carriage appeared.
**[11:35] Ibarada-witch**
You should take those and head to the ball.
**[11:38] Ibarada-witch**
Oh. By the way, it's only effective
until midnight. Good luck with it.
**[11:42] Himuro-Cinderella**
This is amazing! What kind
of system are you using?
**[11:45] Himuro-Cinderella**
What about the law of conservation of mass?
**[11:48] Ibarada-witch**
You know of a few things
yourself, don't you?
**[11:51] Himuro-Cinderella**
What?
**[11:52] Ibarada-witch**
Phenomena to which the law of
conservation of mass doesn't apply.
**[11:57] Himuro-Cinderella**
*It can't be...!*
**[11:59] Himuro-Cinderella**
*A... nuclear... reaction?*
**[12:11] Yukimura-Prince**
What an intellectual-looking...
**[12:13] Yukimura-Prince**
Will you dance with me?
**[12:16] Himuro-Cinderella**
Of course, my prince.
**[12:27] Yukimura-Prince**
What's wrong?
**[12:28] Himuro-Cinderella**
I'm sorry, my prince!
**[12:30] Himuro-Cinderella**
I have to go back!
**[12:34] Himuro-Cinderella**
Before 12:00:56 Greenwich Mean Time!
**[12:38] Yukimura-Prince**
What?!
**[12:39] Himuro-Cinderella**
Because the fairy godmother told me that the
condition was "before the clock strikes midnight."
**[12:43] Himuro-Cinderella**
Each strike of the bell takes approximately
6.5-7 seconds. Repeated eight times...
**[12:46] Himuro-Cinderella**
gives the 56 seconds!
**[12:49] Yukimura-Prince**
Please, wait!
**[12:58] Yukimura-Prince**
Who was she?
**[13:01] Servant**
My prince, do not be too disheartened.
**[13:03] Servant**
If you look for a woman whose foot
fits that glass slipper perfectly...
**[13:07] Yukimura-Prince**
Contact the National Forensic Science
Research Center immediately!
**[13:10] Yukimura-Prince**
Thoroughly investigate the
inner surfaces of this shoe.
**[13:13] Yukimura-Prince**
Conduct DNA comparisons!
**[13:15] Yukimura-Prince**
To all the women in the kingdom,
**[13:17] Yukimura-Prince**
issue a proclamation ordering them
to submit somatic cell samples!
**[13:19] Servants**
That's our prince for you!
**[13:21] Himuro**
From the skin cells discovered in the
glass slippers, DNA was extracted.
**[13:26] Himuro**
Using a list of possible culprits and the
somatic cell samples that had been collected,
**[13:29] Himuro**
inquiries were conducted.
**[13:33] Himuro**
In this way, Cinderella was soon
reunited with her prince.
**[13:38] Himuro**
It was truly a victory for modern science.
**[13:42] Kanade**
Hold on a minute!
**[13:44] Himuro**
Kanade-chan? Did you have a question?
**[13:47] Kanade**
Um... I'm not even sure where to start...
**[13:50] Kanade**
*If I had to say how all of this started...*
**[13:54] (Flashback) Ibarada**
Torasuke's gotta be asleep.
**[13:57] (Flashback) Yukimura**
There's no helping it.
**[13:58] (Flashback) Yukimura**
Shall we start with just us then?
**[14:00] (Flashback) Yukimura**
As for the timekeeper... Kanade, you do it.
**[14:03] (Flashback) Kanade**
All right.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Yukimura**
The round-robin kiss experiment
we conducted last time,
**[14:07] (Flashback) Yukimura**
and the accompanying mood
quantification experiment,
**[14:10] (Flashback) Yukimura**
have progressed our research tremendously.
**[14:13] (Flashback) Yukimura**
However, for this research
to develop further,
**[14:15] (Flashback) Yukimura**
we will need even more data than before.
**[14:18] (Flashback) Yukimura**
Which is why, in order to find
ways to find proof of love,
**[14:21] (Flashback) Yukimura**
I'd like everyone to offer ideas
and examine them from all angles.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Kanade**
I have one!
**[14:25] (Flashback) Kanade**
What if we look at romantic
movies, dramas and the like,
**[14:30] (Flashback) Kanade**
and imitate the frequently found situations?
**[14:32] (Flashback) Kanade**
We might suddenly be struck by something
that could lead to proving love.
**[14:36] (Flashback) Yukimura**
If we use creative works as references,
can we really hope to find realistic data?
**[14:40] (Flashback) Yukimura**
To begin with, contemporary television
does not investigate its sources,
**[14:44] (Flashback) Yukimura**
and, in some cases, still broadcasts
the information as truth.
**[14:47] (Flashback) Yukimura**
The credibility of informational
media is suspect.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Yukimura**
From the many informational media sources,
**[14:53] (Flashback) Yukimura**
individuals should make their own
decisions based on diverse...
**[14:56] (Flashback) Kanade**
*Oh.*
**[14:57] (Flashback) Kanade**
*This is an "I don't watch
TV" kind of thing, isn't it?*
**[15:00] (Flashback) Kanade**
Then, what about romantic novels?
**[15:03] (Flashback) Kanade**
Of the romantic novels you've read,
**[15:05] (Flashback) Kanade**
are there any situations
we could use as reference?
**[15:08] (Flashback) Kanade**
Huh? Well, um...
**[15:10] (Flashback) Kanade**
Uh...
**[15:12] (Flashback) Ibarada**
Then what about fairy tales?
**[15:14] (Flashback) Ibarada**
"Snow White," "The Little Mermaid"...
That kind of thing.
**[15:18] (Flashback) Ibarada**
Even you must know those, right?
**[15:20] (Flashback) Kanade**
*That's way too juvenile, isn't it?*
**[15:23] (Flashback) Yukimura**
Fairy tales meant for children, is it?
**[15:26] (Flashback) Yukimura**
But, in this particular case,
it might not be a bad method.
**[15:29] (Flashback) Kanade**
Huh? You're okay with this?
**[15:31] (Flashback) Yukimura**
For example, Snow White is
woken from a sleep caused
**[15:35] (Flashback) Yukimura**
by a poison apple by a passing
prince and they are married.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Yukimura**
The two had just met. How could they
have arrived at romantic love?
**[15:43] (Flashback) Yukimura**
If we inspect the primary
factors leading to that,
**[15:45] (Flashback) Yukimura**
in due course, we will find proof of love.
**[15:47] (Flashback) Kanade**
You know. I think it's because
they're a princess and prince.
**[15:51] (Flashback) Himuro**
It's true. Kanade-chan has a point.
**[15:55] (Flashback) Himuro**
But if we analyze it from
a different perspective,
**[15:57] (Flashback) Himuro**
we might make a new discovery.
**[16:00] (Flashback) Himuro**
For example, in the case of Cinderella...
**[16:03] Himuro**
...which is why,
**[16:05] Himuro**
from a contemporary perspective,
**[16:07] Himuro**
the events of "Cinderella" might unfold in
this manner, I think it's valid to say.
**[16:10] Kanade**
I know we're analyzing it, but why
did you make red marks in the story?
**[16:14] Himuro**
Huh? Oh. There were things
that bothered me...
**[16:17] Yukimura**
It's true, as Himuro has indicated,
**[16:20] Yukimura**
there are several unrealistic
points in "Cinderella."
**[16:23] Kanade**
*Of course there are! It's fiction!*
**[16:27] Kanade**
Um...
**[16:28] Kanade**
The agenda today was,
"Let's find proof of love!"
**[16:32] Kanade**
It wasn't about pointing out
weirdness in fairy tales.
**[16:36] Ibarada**
But if it were "Kaguya-hime,"
what would happen?
**[16:40] Himuro**
Well, let's see.
If it were "Kaguya-hime," then...
***SIGN*** Science-type Kaguya-hime
**[16:46] Himuro**
Once upon a time,
**[16:48] Himuro**
there lived a science-type man
called Okina the bamboo cutter.
**[16:53] Himuro**
One day, in a bamboo grove...
**[16:56] Yukimura-Okina**
*What's this?*
**[16:57] Yukimura-Okina**
*Is it some kind of bioluminescence?*
**[17:01] Himuro**
And there laid a small,
beautiful science-type girl!
**[17:05] Himuro**
Okina rejoiced greatly.
**[17:07] Yukimura-Okina**
A tiny human approximately
10 centimeters in height!
**[17:10] Yukimura-Okina**
This is an historical taxonomical discovery!
**[17:13] Yukimura-Okina**
I'm not lying! I'll bring
it with me immediately!
**[17:16] Yukimura-Okina**
Should I put it in formaldehyde?
**[17:19] Himuro**
She was given the name Kaguya-hime,
**[17:22] Himuro**
and she soon grew into a
beautiful science-type woman.
**[17:26] Himuro**
Rumors of her drew many suitors
to the beautiful young lady.
***SIGN*** When n≥3, prove that x, y, z cannot be positive whole numbers.
***SIGN*** =
**[17:32] Himuro-Kaguya**
Now, I will marry any intellectual
who can solve this problem.
***SIGN*** Suitor who isn't good at math
**[17:37] Suitor A**
*A math problem?*
**[17:38] Suitor B**
* Okay. All I need to do is ask*
* the mathematician next door!*
***SIGN*** Suitor who's average at math
**[17:41] Suitor C**
*This woman has no intention of marrying!*
***SIGN*** Suitor who's average at math
***SIGN*** Suitor who is good at math
**[17:51] Himuro-Kaguya**
I'm sorry, Okina-kun.
**[17:54] Himuro-Kaguya**
I must return to the moon.
**[17:57] Yukimura-Okina**
This can't be true.
**[17:58] Yukimura-Okina**
Organisms can live there?
**[18:04] Himuro-Kaguya**
Farewell, Okina-kun!
**[18:05] background**
Three... two... one...
**[18:06] Yukimura-Okina**
W-Wait, please!
**[18:08] background**
Ignition.
**[18:16] Yukimura-Okina**
Kaguya-hime!
**[18:21] Himuro**
And so Kaguya-hime returned to the moon.
***SIGN*** When n≥3, prove that x, y, z cannot be positive whole numbers.
***SIGN*** =
**[18:26] Himuro**
But this problem Kaguya-hime and
Pierre de Fermat left behind
**[18:29] Himuro**
was one that even the most
brilliant couldn't solve.
**[18:33] Himuro**
Time passed, and then in 1955,
**[18:36] Himuro**
here in the land where
Kaguya-hime once lived,
**[18:38] Himuro**
two Japanese mathematicians had a great
impact on the solving of this problem.
***SIGN*** Shimura Gorou
***SIGN*** Taniyama Yutaka
**[18:45] Himuro**
Now, the history of number
theory begins to move again...
***SIGN*** Fermat's Last Theorem
~The Problem of an Era・A 360 year battle~ The bafflement continues
**[18:49] Kanade**
Right. There is no continuation.
That's the end. We're done.
**[18:54] Kanade**
Oh! And that's time, too, so...
**[18:57] Kanade**
We'll end the discussion here.
**[19:00] Kanade**
Good work everyone.
**[19:02] Kanade**
Today's romance research
made... zero progress.
**[19:06] Kanade**
But it might be all right
to have days like this, too.
**[19:10] Yukimura**
Kaguya-hime became a woman of
marriageable age in three months, correct?
**[19:15] Yukimura**
If we suppose that age to be 18 years, then
**[19:17] Yukimura**
her maturation speed is
72 times that of humans.
**[19:21] Himuro**
Hold on, Yukimura-kun.
**[19:23] Himuro**
When you consider the time
period in which it's set,
**[19:25] Himuro**
a marriageable age isn't eighteen.
**[19:28] Himuro**
An age of 15 would be more appropriate.
**[19:30] Yukimura**
Which would make the speed of
maturation 60 times normal.
**[19:34] Yukimura**
At any rate, she shouldn't
have returned to the moon.
**[19:37] Yukimura**
She should have been examined as a specimen.
***SIGN*** Bonus.
***SIGN*** Science-type Crane Returns a Favor
**[21:13] Himuro**
Once upon a time,
**[21:15] Himuro**
on a cold winter's day,
**[21:17] Himuro**
a lone, penniless science-type man
found a crane caught in a trap.
**[21:22] Yukimura-Man**
That's a Japanese crane.
**[21:24] Yukimura-Man**
I thought it was supposed to
be an endangered species...
**[21:26] Himuro**
To preserve the ecosystem,
he helped it and set it free.
**[21:30] Himuro**
That night...
**[21:32] Himuro-Woman**
Is anyone there?
**[21:35] Yukimura-Man**
Who is it?
**[21:36] Himuro-Woman**
I've lost my way.
**[21:39] Himuro-Woman**
Might I stay here for a while?
**[21:42] Himuro**
There stood a very beautiful woman.
**[21:46] Himuro**
As the science-type man had
built up no immunity to women,
**[21:48] Himuro**
he was greatly astonished.
**[21:50] Yukimura-Man**
* To think I'm alone with*
* such a beautiful woman!*
**[21:53] Yukimura-Man**
*I have no idea what to talk about!*
**[21:56] Himuro**
Hesitantly, the science-type man
**[21:58] Himuro**
began to speak about Zermelo's
axiom of choice with the woman.
**[22:02] Himuro**
For some reason, the woman listened with
what seemed to be great enjoyment.
**[22:06] Himuro**
And then...
**[22:07] Himuro-Woman**
I am going to use a loom
in this room to weave.
**[22:10] Himuro-Woman**
Please, don't ever peek in here.
**[22:14] Himuro**
After saying that, the woman
closed herself in the room.
**[22:17] Himuro**
Three days later, she had completed a
piece of incredibly beautiful fabric.
**[22:24] Yukimura-Man**
A-Are you all right?
**[22:27] Himuro-Woman**
Because it's for you, I did my best.
**[22:30] Himuro**
After that, the woman continued to weave,
***SIGN*** Popular
***SIGN*** 1580x300 pixels
Super high definition printed fabric
**[22:33] Himuro**
and the beautiful fabric sold
for an incredibly high price.
**[22:37] Yukimura-Man**
* How is she managing to weave*
* things with such high precision?*
**[22:43] Yukimura-Man**
An air jet loom?!
**[22:46] Himuro-Woman**
So, you've seen...
***SIGN*** Main Nozzle
**[22:48] Himuro-Woman**
The thread and compressed air
are shot from the main nozzle.
***SIGN*** Lead
***SIGN*** Warp threads
**[22:51] Himuro-Woman**
It's a system which allows for
rapid weaving without a shuttle.
***SIGN*** Weft threads
***SIGN*** Auxiliary sub-nozzles
**[22:55] Himuro-Woman**
I have actualized a mechanism which
allows 1000 weft threads a minute.
**[22:58] Himuro-Woman**
I was worried about the power supply,
**[23:01] Himuro-Woman**
but I managed to solve that by melting snow
**[23:03] Himuro-Woman**
and installing a
hydroelectric power generator.
**[23:05] Yukimura-Man**
*You're incredible!*
**[23:06] Himuro-Woman**
I'm sorry for hiding it.
**[23:09] Himuro-Woman**
The truth is, I'm a science-type woman...
**[23:11] Himuro-Woman**
And now that you know what
kind of woman I am...
**[23:15] Yukimura-Man**
What intellect...
**[23:17] Yukimura-Man**
Will you marry me?
**[23:19] Himuro-Woman**
What?
**[23:19] Himruo**
And so, the science-type man
and woman were married.
**[23:22] Himuro**
Later, their improved air jet loom
**[23:26] Himuro**
caused a revolution in the
weaving and textiles industry.
**[23:28] Himuro**
They became very wealthy
and lived happily...
***SIGN*** The End.
**[23:32] Himuro**
ever after.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 8
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried to Gather Proof of Love.
**[23:35] Ibarada**
Next time, Proof 8.
**[23:36] Ibarada**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried to Gather Proof of Love."
# E8 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried to Gather Evidence of Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJE8XM6/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-to-gather-evidence-of-love)
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***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Gone Home
***SIGN*** 4th dimension
***SIGN*** In Lab
***SIGN*** Rm 507
***SIGN*** On Campus
***SIGN*** Lecture Hall
**[01:32] Ikeda**
Really, you really saved
me there, Ibarada-kun.
***SIGN*** Proof 8
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried to Gather Evidence of Love.
**[01:35] Ikeda**
Thanks to you, I wasn't late
to the department meeting.
**[01:39] Ibarada**
Won't you please buy an alarm clock that
won't break when you hit it already?
**[01:45] Inukai**
Blast it!
**[01:47] Inukai**
No measly CPU is gonna...
**[01:49] Inukai**
Take this!
**[01:51] Inukai**
I died!
**[01:54] Ikeda**
Kosuke-kun,
**[01:55] Ikeda**
what are you doing?
**[01:58] Ikeda**
Brace yourself!
**[02:02] Ikeda**
Oh! Using a star there isn't playing fair!
**[02:04] Inukai**
You've still got a lot to learn, Professor!
**[02:06] Ibarada**
You're the one who has a lot to learn.
**[02:10] Inukai**
It's not possible...
**[02:12] Ikeda**
Ibarada-kun.
**[02:13] Ikeda**
Couldn't you show a little more
consideration for this frail elder?
**[02:16] Ibarada**
Say that again once you've gotten frail.
**[02:20] Ikeda**
Oh, right, Kosuke-kun.
**[02:22] Ikeda**
How is your research theme coming along?
**[02:25] Inukai**
Ack!
**[02:27] Inukai**
U-Um...
**[02:32] Ikeda**
Kosuke-kun...
**[02:35] Ikeda**
There is less than a month
left until the training camp.
**[02:38] Ikeda**
If you don't do something soon...
**[02:41] Inukai**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Just spare my life!
**[02:46] Ikeda**
If you would just tell me your
situation, I could offer my support.
**[02:51] Ikeda**
Where are you stuck?
**[02:54] Inukai**
I just can't understand...
**[02:59] Inukai**
not the papers, not even my own future...
**[03:03] Ikeda**
Saying that with a despondent
expression doesn't really...
**[03:06] Ibarada**
So, basically, it's just
that Torasuke's an idiot.
**[03:09] Inukai**
No one asked you! Stop saying it so bluntly!
**[03:13] Inukai**
The upperclassmen here...
**[03:14] Inukai**
doesn't really need saying,
but they're all super skilled.
**[03:18] Inukai**
Every day, they do crazy hard
research like it's nothing.
**[03:22] Inukai**
Even Kanadecchi. In the end,
she's a real science-type girl.
**[03:26] Inukai**
But me? All the stuff everyone says...
**[03:29] Inukai**
I can't understand any of it!
**[03:31] Inukai**
In the first place,
what the heck are these things?
**[03:33] Inukai**
These university textbooks,
and theses, and stuff?
**[03:35] Inukai**
Polynomial-time. NP.
It's pointlessly abstract.
**[03:39] Inukai**
A bunch of crazy hard words and
formulas all stung together.
**[03:41] Inukai**
Instead of showing off how smart you are,
explain it so people can understand!
**[03:45] Inukai**
Unless you give me examples from dating
games or soccer, I can't comprehend it!
**[03:50] Inukai**
How's this stuff ever gonna
be useful in life?!
**[03:54] Ibarada**
Sounds just like a middle
schooler who can't do math.
**[03:58] Inukai**
I'm pretty sure that
**[04:00] Inukai**
I don't belong in this research lab...
**[04:03] Ibarada**
Then why don't you transfer
to a different lab?
**[04:08] Ibarada**
If you insist that you can't keep up,
**[04:10] Ibarada**
then that would be best for
all of us, wouldn't it?
**[04:13] Inukai**
What did you just say?
**[04:18] Ikeda**
* Dear, dear. At this rate,*
* Kosuke-kun might actually transfer...*
**[04:22] Ikeda**
*What should I do...?*
**[04:24] Ikeda**
*Think!*
**[04:25] Ikeda**
*Think, me!*
***SIGN*** Rika Koi
Another
**[04:28] Ikeda**
In that case, Kosuke-kun...
**[04:30] Ikeda**
All those dating games...
**[04:31] Ikeda**
If there was an algorithm that could quickly
find the True End, would you research it?
**[04:36] Inukai**
I'd like to hear more about this in detail.
**[04:38] Inukai**
Wait. Seriously?
**[04:40] Inukai**
That kind of research counts?
**[04:42] Ikeda**
I just came up with it, and felt
like it might work, but...
**[04:45] Ikeda**
What do you think, Ibarada-kun?
**[04:47] Ibarada**
Well...
***SIGN*** S
t
a
r
t
**[04:50] Ibarada**
In your average dating game,
***SIGN*** Sure, let's go home!
***SIGN*** Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
***SIGN*** Of course I don't want to!
***SIGN*** Hayami: "Want to walk home with me?"
**[04:53] Ibarada**
making choices is what
moves you forward, right?
**[04:56] Inukai**
Yeah.
**[04:56] Ibarada**
And, based on those choices,
the ending changes, right?
***SIGN*** S t a r t
***SIGN*** Ending
***SIGN*** Paths
**[05:00] Inukai**
Yeah!
**[05:00] Ibarada**
For example, if you pick from three choices
a total of ten times in the game,
**[05:06] Ibarada**
you have 3 to the power of 10,
about 60,000 possible paths.
**[05:11] Inukai**
Oh...
**[05:11] Ibarada**
In a larger work with 50 choice screens,
there are about 7000,000 quintillion paths.
***SIGN*** Ending
***SIGN*** Paths
***SIGN*** S
t
a
r
t
***SIGN*** approx.
**[05:16] Ibarada**
Finding which combination
leads to the True End
**[05:19] Ibarada**
would be an exceedingly difficult problem.
***SIGN*** Rika Koi
Another
**[05:21] Ikeda**
With a very large-scale game,
**[05:23] Ikeda**
finding the right route would be
difficult, even for a computer.
**[05:26] Ikeda**
Which means that dating games,
**[05:28] Ikeda**
according to computational complexity
theory, might be classed as NP-hard!
**[05:33] Ikeda**
Are dating games NP-hard?
**[05:36] Ikeda**
Does a particularly effective
method of exploration exist?
**[05:39] Ikeda**
This would be wonderful
computer science research!
**[05:43] Inukai**
I-I could do that?
**[05:45] Inukai**
Researching games like that...
**[05:47] Ikeda**
Recently, games like *Manio* and *Pac-Mon*
**[05:50] Ikeda**
have been proven to be
NP-hard in various papers.
**[05:54] Ibarada**
Same with *Punyo Punyo*, *Totris*,
and other games where stuff drops.
**[05:57] Inukai**
For real?
**[05:59] Inukai**
If I could complete this research,
**[06:01] Inukai**
no matter how epic or
complicated the game is,
**[06:04] Inkuai**
I could instantly find which
route makes Aika happiest.
**[06:07] Inkuai**
Is that what it means?
**[06:09] Inukai**
No matter which erotic game I play,
**[06:10] Inukai**
I could instantly collect every CG scene?
**[06:14] Ikeda**
I suspect that would be
impossible, however...
**[06:17] Ikeda**
something very close to that
**[06:20] Ikeda**
could be possible.
**[06:23] Ikeda**
One more thing...
**[06:25] Ikeda**
Kosuke-kun, you like soccer, don't you?
**[06:28] Ikeda**
Do you know about the top players
shooting free kicks with no spin?
**[06:32] Inukai**
Of course.
**[06:33] Inukai**
Those crazy-amazing shots that
wobble unpredictably, right?
**[06:35] Ikeda**
Apparently, they move that way because
of chaotic air currents, or turbulence.
**[06:42] Inukai**
Really?
**[06:43] Ikeda**
Chaos theory, which explains the
creation of turbulence, is...
**[06:47] Ibarada**
My field of study.
**[06:50] Inukai**
What?!
**[06:52] Ikeda**
Truth is, Kosuke-kun,
even among the things you love,
**[06:56] Ikeda**
you can find lots of science
tucked away within them.
**[07:00] Inukai**
A...
**[07:01] Inukai**
All right!
**[07:03] Inukai**
Whoops! Can't just sit around now.
**[07:07] Ibarada**
It's really all self-interest
with you, isn't it?
**[07:09] Ibarada**
Just a second ago,
you were ready to quit the lab.
**[07:12] Inukai**
No one's talking to you!
**[07:14] Inukai**
I'm sure you're just feeling relieved that
the man you've fallen for isn't leav—
**[07:18] Ibarada**
No.
**[07:19] Ibarada**
No, no, no. So very much not that.
**[07:22] Inukai**
Do you have to say "no" that much?
**[07:22] Ibarada; background**
No, no, no, no, no.
**[07:25] Inukai**
I mean, compared to me...
**[07:28] Inukai**
everyone here is super amazing, but...
**[07:33] Inukai**
It's not uncomfortable to be here.
**[07:37] Inukai**
I just can't hate it, you know?
**[07:39] Inukai**
This lab.
**[07:41] Inukai**
If I can't get a hold of it myself,
**[07:43] Inukai**
then I wanna grab a hold
and go along for the ride!
**[07:48] Inukai**
Oh, come on, take a jab at me!
**[07:50] Inukai**
You're making me feel all embarrassed now!
**[07:54] Ibarada**
I see.
**[07:58] Inukai**
What's with that?
**[07:59] Inukai**
That expression's not like you at all...
**[08:01] Ikeda**
Yes. I'm starting to look forward
to the training camp, aren't you?
**[08:06] Yukimura**
Outrageous.
**[08:12] Ikeda**
What's wrong, Yukimura-kun, Kanade-kun?
**[08:16] Kanade**
Just now, I asked Yukimura-senpai
and Himuro-senpai
**[08:18] Kanade**
to watch me practice my presentation, but...
**[08:21] Yukimura**
It's not worth consideration.
**[08:23] Yukimura**
Practice should take care of the
hesitation in your speech, but...
**[08:27] Yukimura**
The slides are hard to read.
**[08:28] Yukimura**
You've packed too much
information into each one.
**[08:31] Yukimura**
There are too many unnecessary sentences.
**[08:33] Kanade**
But... um...
**[08:34] Kanade**
If I write a lot on the slides,
**[08:36] Kanade**
then I don't have to worry if I
forget what I was going to say.
**[08:39] Yukimura**
Don't coddle yourself!
**[08:41] Yukimura**
You should be determined
to memorize every line!
**[08:44] Inukai**
That's a rather Spartan
attitude, Yukimura-senpai.
**[08:47] Yukimura**
Spartan?
**[08:48] Yukimura**
I'm not talking about strength of will.
**[08:51] Yukimura**
I'm talking about the
ten-thousand-hour rule.
**[08:54] Ikeda**
No matter the field, in order
to reach the top level,
**[08:57] Ikeda**
at least ten thousand hours
of practice is necessary.
**[08:59] Ikeda**
That's what you're referring to, right?
**[09:01] Ikeda**
A theory first proposed by psychologist
Anders Ericsson based on his own study.
**[09:06] Inukai**
Ten thousand hours...
**[09:08] Inukai**
For Aika's sake, I've already burned
through that several times over.
**[09:12] Kanade**
I understand.
**[09:13] Inukai; background**
When I'm with Aika,
it's like I forget the time.
**[09:13] Kanade**
I'll go through and redo the slides.
**[09:16] Inukai; background**
Or like, time has passed
without me realizing...
**[09:17] Kanade**
*I'm grateful for the guidance, but...*
**[09:20] Inukai**
When you're in love...
**[09:21] Kanade**
* I don't know whether to say that senpai of*
* mine doesn't hold back, or that he's harsh...*
**[09:25] Kanade**
* And Himuro-senpai... It's amazing*
* she managed to fall for him...*
**[09:29] Yukimura**
By the way, Kanade.
**[09:30] Kanade**
Yes?
**[09:31] Yukimura**
I want your saliva.
**[09:35] Kanade**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
**[09:45] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, I borrowed some vials.
**[09:50] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, what happened?
**[09:52] Kanade**
I-I'm very sorry!
**[09:53] Kanade**
It's... um...
**[09:55] Kanade**
I was just so shocked by his statement...
It was sort of a reflex...
**[09:58] Himuro**
I'm sure Yukimura-kun had his usual lack of
tact when he said what he did, right?
**[10:02] Kanade**
It wasn't really a question
of tact, exactly...
**[10:05] Kanade**
It was so sudden, I wasn't
sure what was going on...
**[10:09] Himuro**
Oh, right, Kanade-chan.
**[10:11] Himuro**
Would you let me collect
some of your saliva?
**[10:13] Kanade**
Wham!
**[10:16] Ikeda**
I see. It's for research.
**[10:19] Yukimura**
What else would it be for?
**[10:21] Kanade**
I'm so sorry.
**[10:23] Inukai**
So, what is it this time?
**[10:26] Yukimura**
In preparation for the summer training camp,
**[10:28] Yukimura**
we will conduct a new experiment
measuring oxytocin.
**[10:32] Kanade**
Oxytocin?
**[10:34] Himuro**
When people are in love,
many different hormones are secreted.
***SIGN*** Endorphins
***SIGN*** Testosterone
***SIGN*** Oxytocin
***SIGN*** Phenethylamine
***SIGN*** Dopamine
***SIGN*** Estrogen
**[10:38] Himuro**
Among them, one is released when a person
is touched by the person they love.
**[10:41] Himuro**
That's oxytocin.
**[10:43] Himuro**
It's also known as the love hormone.
**[10:46] Inukai**
I see. I see.
**[10:47] Himuro**
This hormone is activated
by physical contact.
**[10:50] Himuro**
It can bring feelings of euphoria,
**[10:51] Himuro**
lower blood pressure,
**[10:52] Himuro**
and even seems to have an
effect on general health.
**[10:54] Himuro**
There's even a treatment called touch
therapy because of these effects.
**[10:57] Kanade**
Wow.
**[10:59] Yukimura**
Of course, it isn't as if
you can touch just anyone.
**[11:03] Yukimura**
It's contact specifically with someone you
love which causes oxytocin to be released.
***SIGN*** Oxytocin
**[11:09] Rikekuma**
Oxytocin!
**[11:12] Rikekuma**
A hormone produced in places like
the brain, ovaries, and testes.
**[11:17] Rikekuma**
It makes you stupid happy, reduces stress...
**[11:20] Rikekuma**
It seems to be an amazing hormone
that's good for the body, bear,
**[11:24] Rikekuma**
but there is also research saying it can
make people aggressive and cliquish, bear.
**[11:30] Rikekuma**
There are pluses and minuses
to everything, bear, right?
**[11:33] Rikekuma**
In order to effectively produce oxytocin,
**[11:36] Rikekuma**
the best thing is lots of
love and snuggling, bear.
**[11:38] Rikekuma**
For those unpopular men and women
who don't have someone to love,
**[11:41] Rikekuma**
contact with pets works, too, bear.
**[11:43] Rikekuma**
What?
**[11:44] Rikekuma**
You don't have friends or pets?
**[11:46] Rikekuma**
Then, I've heard it'll get released
if you stimulate the mammary glands.
**[11:49] Rikekuma**
Just means all you amateurs should
go play with your nipples, bear.
**[11:50] man; background**
Oh! That's...! Wait, I...!
**[11:54] Rikekuma**
Take that! And that!
**[11:55] Yukimura**
If we investigate the amount
of oxytocin released,
**[11:58] Yukimura**
it's possible we can discover whether the
subject loves the person who touched them.
**[12:01] Kanade**
Oh!
**[12:03] Himuro**
Oxytocin can be measured in saliva.
**[12:05] Himuro**
So, the specifics of the experiment involve
**[12:08] Himuro**
collecting roughly one milliliter or more
of saliva in these preservation tubes.
**[12:13] Himuro**
After which, the subjects will attempt
physical contact with each other.
**[12:18] Himuro**
Um... What should we do...
**[12:21] Himuro**
for the physical contact?
**[12:23] Yukimura**
Contact, is it?
**[12:25] Yukimura**
We should have collected saliva back then.
**[12:28] Yukimura**
If we had, it would have
given us valuable data.
**[12:31] Himuro**
During the date experiment at
the amusement park, right?
**[12:34] Yukimura**
No.
**[12:35] (Flashback) Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, I wuv you!
**[12:38] Yukimura**
This video is from the party
we had the other day.
**[12:41] Yukimura**
Even looking at it again now,
**[12:42] (Flashback) Himuro; background**
A kiss of the highest
theoretical value... please?
**[12:43] Yukimura**
I believe the amount of physical
contact was quite high.
**[12:45] Yukimura**
I didn't think that the words of a
drunk could be used as reference,
**[12:49] Yukimura**
but alcohol inhibits the function of the
cerebral neocortex, which governs reason.
**[12:55] Yukimura**
That allows for the possibility of
repressed emotions to present as—
**[13:03] Himuro**
The words of a drunk can't
be used as reference.
**[13:06] Himuro**
Delete that!
**[13:07] Yukimura**
That's exactly why I was saying we
should have collected oxytocin then.
**[13:11] Himuro**
We don't need video data, do we?
**[13:14] Himuro**
Delete it!
**[13:15] Yukimura**
It's extremely valuable data.
**[13:17] Yukimura**
I will not delete it!
**[13:19] Himuro**
Besides which, a saliva sample from an
inebriated subject would be unsatisfactory!
**[13:23] Yukimura**
On what grounds?
**[13:25] Kanade**
Um...
**[13:26] Kanade**
For now, wouldn't it be best
to start collecting new data?
**[13:32] Himuro**
That's true.
**[13:34] Yukimura**
However, the method of physical contact...
**[13:37] Himuro**
It's most effective if the area
of contact is broad, right?
**[13:42] Himuro**
Something like this, perhaps?
**[13:44] Kanade**
Kya!
**[13:47] Yukimura**
With this amount of physical contact,
there shouldn't be any issues.
**[13:51] Yukimura**
*Again, what is this?*
**[13:52] Yukimura**
*This suppleness? This sweet scent?*
**[13:55] Himuro**
I suppose 60 seconds would be sufficient.
**[13:58] Himuro**
* I was just outside walking,*
* so I'm sweaty, and now...*
**[14:02] Himuro**
*Oh, I can't...! It's Yukimura-kun's scent...*
**[14:08] Himuro**
*What is this feeling of happiness?*
**[14:10] Himuro**
* My heart is starting to*
* feel more tranquil...*
**[14:13] Yukimura**
*Is this the effect of the hormone?*
**[14:15] Yukimura**
* A pleasant sensation is running*
* through my whole body!*
**[14:18] Yukimura and Himuro**
The oxytocin is...
**[14:18] Yukimura and Himuro**
The oxytocin is...
**[14:21] Yukimura**
...flooding through me!
**[14:21] Himuro**
...overflowing!
**[14:22] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun! This is oxytocin, isn't it?
**[14:26] Himuro**
A tremendous amount of oxytocin.
**[14:27] Yukimura**
My whole body is filled with oxytocin!
**[14:31] Yukimura**
At this point, we are oxytocin itself!
**[14:34] Himuro**
The oxytocin is...
**[14:36] Yukimura**
The oxytocin is...
**[14:39] Yukimura and Himuro**
The oxytocin is...
**[14:41] Kanade**
*Are they stupid?*
**[14:43] Kanade**
*Ding dong!*
***SIGN*** Oxytocin is not a hormone that is
***SIGN*** produced in the manner depicted here.
***SIGN*** The subjects' subjective impressions
***SIGN*** have caused a placebo effect,
***SIGN*** so we ask for your understanding.
**[14:50] Yamamoto**
Here we are! Here we are!
**[14:53] Yamamoto**
It's been a long time!
**[14:55] Yamamoto**
It brings back such memories.
**[14:59] Yamamoto**
Saitama U!
**[15:06] Himuro**
Let's see... for now...
**[15:08] Himuro**
After physical contact, the subjects'
saliva must be collected again.
***SIGN*** Before Experiment
***SIGN*** After Experiment
**[15:14] Himuro**
Saliva from before and after the
experiment will be analyzed,
**[15:17] Himuro**
and the amount of oxytocin will be compared.
**[15:21] Kanade**
So that's why you needed saliva.
**[15:24] Yukimura**
At the upcoming summer training camp,
**[15:27] Yukimura**
along with presenting at the study groups,
**[15:30] Yukimura**
we will engage in as much
physical contact as possible,
**[15:34] Yukimura**
and collect saliva at regular intervals!
**[15:36] Kanade**
Wow...
**[15:38] Inukai**
Senpai,
**[15:39] Inukai**
are you talking for real right now?
**[15:42] Yukimura**
It's for real.
**[15:43] Inukai**
As much physical contact as possible?
**[15:46] Inukai**
So I can touch girls as much as I want?
**[15:48] Yukimura**
That's right! The more data the better!
**[15:50] Yukimura**
Just keep touching them—
***SIGN*** Force of Impact
***SIGN*** Force of Impact
**[15:53] Himuro**
Of course not. Idiot.
**[15:56] Ibarada**
You should hurry up and progress
your own research, Torasuke.
**[16:00] Ibarada**
At this rate, even though we'll be in
Okinawa, you'll be holed up in the hotel.
**[16:05] Kanade**
* I guess you could call this business*
* as usual here in the Ikeda lab.*
**[16:10] Kanade**
* Though, if regular people saw this,*
* they'd probably be super put off by it...*
**[16:15] Yamamoto**
I-I'm so sorry.
**[16:16] Yamamoto**
Um... The door was open, so...
**[16:19] Yamamoto**
I... I'm sorry...
**[16:21] Kanade**
*A regular person!*
**[16:23] Ikeda**
Oh, you're here, Yamamoto-kun.
**[16:28] Yamamoto**
Professor Ikeda! It's been a while!
**[16:31] Ikeda**
You look well.
**[16:33] Yamamoto**
My wallet isn't doing well at all!
**[16:36] Yamamoto**
I see your muscles haven't
weakened in the slightest.
**[16:39] Himuro**
Oh, you're a guest of the professor's.
**[16:42] Ikeda**
Oh, that's right.
**[16:44] Ikeda**
You haven't met before.
**[16:47] Ikeda**
The only one who was here at the
same time was... Ibarada-kun?
**[16:50] Ibarada**
Yes.
**[16:51] Ikeda**
Yamamoto-kun graduated from this lab.
**[16:55] Yamamoto**
Thank you for having me.
**[16:57] Yamamoto**
Ena, good to see you again!
**[16:59] Ibarada**
Yeah...
**[17:01] Ikeda**
Please, come in.
**[17:07] Yamamoto**
You have some students doing
some crazy things out there.
**[17:10] Ikeda**
You mean Himuro-kun and Yukimura-kun?
**[17:13] Ikeda**
Those two are using themselves
to conduct romance research.
**[17:19] Yamamoto**
Really...
**[17:22] Yukimura**
Now, we need to decide the timing and
frequency of the sample collection, but...
**[17:26] Himuro**
Attaching the right conditions
becomes very important.
**[17:30] Yamamoto**
Hello, everyone!
**[17:32] Yamamoto**
I really do apologize about earlier.
**[17:35] Himuro**
Not at all. We're the ones
who should apologize.
**[17:42] Yamamoto**
I asked the professor
about you two just now.
**[17:45] Yamamoto**
He said you're conducting some
very interesting research!
**[17:48] Yamamoto**
If it isn't a bother,
would you tell me more about it?
**[17:53] Yukimura**
We don't mind.
**[17:55] Himuro**
Though, it might take a while.
**[17:59] Yukimura**
Our research involves finding
the base conditions of "love."
**[18:04] Yukimura**
To that purpose, we are currently
looking for "evidence of love."
**[18:07] Yamamoto**
Evidence of love?
**[18:09] Himuro**
Using things like "when we're together,
my heart rate increases," and
**[18:12] Himuro**
"the person appears in my
dreams" as starting points,
**[18:15] Himuro**
we have collected approximately 50 items.
**[18:18] (Flashback) Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, I wuv you!
**[18:21] Yukimura**
"Shouting out your affection
while drunk, and embracing,"
**[18:24] Yukimura**
should be added to the list, too.
**[18:26] Himuro**
I told you to delete that, didn't I?
**[18:31] Himuro**
And you, Yukimura-kun,
**[18:33] Himuro**
do you have any evidence that you love me?
**[18:38] Yukimura**
Uh... Well...
**[18:40] Yukimura**
If I had to say...
**[18:41] Yukimura**
"For some reason, I periodically
desire to watch this video."
**[18:45] Yukimura**
...something like that.
**[18:50] Himuro**
Stop that, you idiot!
**[18:52] Yukimura**
You have a problem with it?
**[18:54] Yamamoto**
*What do I do?*
**[18:55] Yamamoto**
*These kids are too entertaining!*
**[18:57] Yukimura**
At any rate,
**[18:59] Yukimura**
as you can see, evidence of
love is quite varied, however,
**[19:01] Yukimura**
if we keep investigating, there may
be evidence which shows commonality.
***SIGN*** Common Conditions
**[19:06] Yukimura**
That is what we are searching for.
**[19:09] Yukimura**
The logical, true definition of love!
**[19:19] Yamamoto**
A change of pace and an overthrow
of the status quo...
**[19:21] Yamamoto**
Here, at my alma mater, where I've
come to gather intelligence...
**[19:24] Yamamoto**
I never thought I'd find material like this!
**[19:26] Yukimura**
*What's with her?*
**[19:28] Yukimura**
*What is she writing?*
**[19:30] Yukimura**
You... who are you?
**[19:33] Yamamoto**
Apologies for not introducing myself.
**[19:34] Yamamoto**
My name is Yamamoto Arika.
***SIGN*** Nice
to
meet
you
***SIGN*** Up!
**[19:38] Yamamoto**
I'm a manga artist using
a particular pen name.
***SIGN*** Ikeda Lab Alumnus
Manga Artist
Yamamoto Arika
Height: 165 cm Weight: ?
Blood type: B
Hobbies: Drawing manga
Favorite foods: Spicy foods,
alligator sashimi
Favorite phrase: After all, this world
is survival of the fittest.
Looks up to: Tezuka Osamu, Watsuki Nobuhiro
Goals: Dreams of living off royalties
**[19:41] Kanade**
A manga artist?
**[19:42] Inukai**
That's awesome! I've never seen one before!
**[19:45] Yamamoto**
At the moment, I don't have a series going,
**[19:47] Yamamoto**
and my storyboards are continually rejected. I'm just a lowly being.
**[19:51] Yamamoto**
What do you think?
**[19:52] Yamamoto**
Will you let me turn you into a manga?
**[19:57] Yamamoto**
The sight of you flirting like
that while you research...
**[20:00] Yamamoto**
I'll transmit it to the world,
**[20:02] Yamamoto**
and collect evidence of love
from people everywhere!
**[20:06] Yamamoto**
If we do that, you can make it clear as
to whether you love each other or not.
**[20:11] Yukimura**
That's true...
**[20:12] Himuro**
We could collect an even
wider range of data.
**[20:17] Yukimura**
We would very much like for you to do so.
**[20:19] Himuro**
Thank you so much!
**[20:22] Ikeda**
What's this?
**[20:23] Ikeda**
I take it you've come to
a mutual understanding?
**[20:25] Yamamoto**
Yes. They've agreed to work with me.
**[20:29] Ikeda**
In that case,
**[20:30] Ikeda**
Yamamoto-kun, why don't you participate in
our summer training camp as an alumnus?
**[20:36] Yamamoto**
Summer training camp?
**[20:37] Ikeda**
This year, if you can believe
it, it's in Okinawa!
**[20:41] Yamamoto**
Oh, how wonderful!
**[20:42] Yamamoto**
A bespectacled man in a white lab coat with
a bespectacled woman in a lab coat flirting.
**[20:46] Yamamoto**
The swimsuit episode you get once a season.
**[20:49] Yamamoto**
Permission to go have a little
fun, within certain boundaries.
**[20:52] Yamamoto**
Actually, that makes it even better!
**[20:54] Yamamoto**
With the sea at night in the background...
**[20:57] Yukimura**
Don't worry.
**[20:59] Yukimura**
It'll be over before you can
count all the prime numbers.
**[21:02] Himuro**
I can't...
**[21:03] Himuro**
There are infinite prime numbers...
**[21:08] Yukimura**
As the two of them face their
first night together...
**[21:11] Yukimura**
they do this and even that...
**[21:13] Yukimura and Himuro**
What?
**[21:14] Yukimura**
What are you imagining?
**[21:16] Himuro**
I-It's too soon for that!
**[21:18] Himuro**
We haven't experimented with all the steps
before that to our satisfaction yet!
**[21:25] Yamamoto**
Well, I mean...
**[21:27] Yamamoto**
that makes it more exciting, doesn't it?
**[21:30] Yamamoto**
Now that I'm going to make a manga of you,
**[21:33] Yamamoto**
I'll use what ever methods necessary
to keep it interesting.
**[21:43] Yamamoto**
Please do let me join you.
**[21:45] Yamamoto**
It's going to be such a
wonderful training camp!
**[21:48] Ikeda**
Glad to have you with us.
**[21:55] Kanade**
*We both looked forward to...*
**[21:57] Kanade**
*and feared the summer training camp.*
**[21:59] Kanade**
*What kind of thing will it turn out to be?*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 9
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Attending
a Training Camp in Okinawa.
**[23:35] Inukai**
Next time, Proof 9.
**[23:36] Inukai**
"Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried
Attending a Training Camp in Okinawa."
# E9 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Attending a Training Camp in Okinawa.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR24G8P96/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-attending-a-training-camp-in-okinawa)
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**[00:03] Inukai**
It's finally here.
**[00:05] Inukai**
The Okinawa training camp.
**[00:07] Inukai**
The sun on this southern
island is calling our names—
**[00:12] Ibarada**
First thing in the morning
and my ears are ringing...
**[00:16] Ibarada**
Why do airplanes take off
so early in the morning?
**[00:20] Kanade**
Ibarada-senpai, you really aren't
a morning person, are you?
**[00:23] Ibarada**
Not really.
**[00:25] Ibarada**
And since we've got a weird outsider
with us, it's even more unpleasant.
**[00:29] Yamamoto**
That's not very friendly, Ena.
**[00:31] Yamamoto**
We haven't been together in so long.
**[00:33] Ibarada**
Professor, why is this manga
artist with us, anyway?
**[00:36] Ikeda**
Huh? Because I thought having
Yamamoto-kun along would be more fun.
**[00:41] Kanade**
Don't you think that's too much
luggage just for those two?
**[00:48] Yukimura**
I see we're all here.
**[00:50] Yukimura**
Let's go.
**[00:54] Yukimura**
Let's begin that experiment
known as a "training camp"!
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
**[02:32] Kanade**
* The beginning of a trip always*
* makes my heart race a little.*
***SIGN*** Proof 9
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Attending
a Training Camp in Okinawa.
**[02:35] Kanade**
*Makes my heart race a little...*
**[02:37] Yukimura**
Press more closely against me.
**[02:39] Himuro**
Wait...
**[02:41] Yukimura**
I will have your saliva now.
**[02:43] Himuro**
We can't. Not here.
**[02:45] Cabin attendant**
E-Excuse me, I'm very sorry, but if you
could please fasten your seat belts.
**[02:50] Yukimura**
In that case, when the
experiment is completed—
**[02:52] Kanade**
I'm very sorry! They're pretty much done.
**[02:54] Himuro**
I apologize for the disturbance.
**[02:57] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai!
**[02:59] Kanade**
Please don't conduct your
experiments in public places!
**[03:02] Yukimura**
Why not?
**[03:03] Himuro**
It may be necessary in order
to measure oxytocin,
**[03:06] Himuro**
but even I wonder about the
appropriateness in this instance.
**[03:08] Yukimura**
What's so inappropriate?
**[03:10] Yukimura**
Even if Himuro and I initiate
close contact here,
**[03:12] Yukimura**
it isn't as if it would
cause problems for others.
**[03:15] Kanade**
People would assume I'm involved somehow,
**[03:18] Kanade**
and it would cause problems for me!
**[03:20] Yukimura**
Does paying heed to the inane expectations
of society come with some great benefit?
***SIGN*** Force of Impact
**[03:25] Himuro**
As your concept of "tact"
infinitely approaches zero,
**[03:28] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun, you may not understand this,
**[03:30] Himuro**
but it is difficult to conduct
this in a public venue.
**[03:33] Himuro**
Physical contact experiments conducted
in public view are forbidden.
**[03:36] Himuro**
Do you understand, Yukimura-kun?
**[03:38] Yukimura**
I suppose that's fine. Tch.
**[03:48] Himuro**
*What do I do?*
**[03:49] Himuro**
* For some reason, I feel like*
* cuddling close to Yukimura-kun.*
**[03:53] Himuro**
*Now that physical contact is forbidden,*
**[03:56] Himuro**
* I find myself yearning for that sensation*
* of pressing closely together.*
**[04:02] Himuro**
*No!*
**[04:03] Himuro**
*I was the one who said it!*
**[04:05] Himuro**
* I must restrain myself until we*
* are somewhere out of public view.*
**[04:08] Kanade**
But, you know...
**[04:11] Kanade**
It's amazing something this
big can fly, isn't it?
**[04:14] Kanade**
How is it flying, anyway?
**[04:17] Kanade**
It's something about wind over
the wings creating lift, right?
**[04:21] Himuro**
There are a lot of theories involving lift.
**[04:25] Himuro**
*But, what's more important is...*
**[04:28] Himuro**
The air flowing over the top and bottom
of the wings flow at different speeds.
***SIGN*** Faster Air Current
***SIGN*** Slower Air Current
**[04:31] Himuro**
According to what's known
as Bernoulli's principle,
***SIGN*** Faster Air Current
***SIGN*** Slower Air Current
***SIGN*** Lift
**[04:33] Himuro**
this causes a difference in air pressure,
**[04:35] Himuro**
which pulls the wings upwards.
It's the most common way of thinking about it.
**[04:39] Himuro**
*I want to hug Yukimura-kun!*
***SIGN*** Circulating Currents
***SIGN*** Direction of Travel
**[04:41] Himuro**
In flight, the wings create air currents
which circulate in the vicinity,
***SIGN*** Circulating Currents
***SIGN*** Direction of Travel
**[04:46] Himuro**
that's what's known as the
Kutta-Joukowski theorem...
**[04:50] Himuro**
* I want press my forehead to Yukimura-kun*
* and rub up against him!*
**[04:54] Himuro**
According to that theorem, the air
flowing over the top of the wings
**[04:58] Himuro**
travels faster than the air currents
below the wings for that reason.
**[05:00] Himuro**
And, according to Bernoulli's theorem,
***SIGN*** Low Pressure
**[05:03] Himuro**
the faster the air current,
the lower the pressure,
**[05:06] Himuro**
and the slower the current,
the greater the pressure.
***SIGN*** High Pressure
**[05:09] Himuro**
That difference of pressure
works to lift the wings...
**[05:09] Himuro; background**
Yukimura-kun! Yukimura-kun!
**[05:13] Himuro**
And then...
**[05:15] Himuro**
they become one!
**[05:17] Yukimura**
That ending wasn't right.
**[05:19] Yukimura**
You should know they don't become one.
**[05:21] Himuro**
Why would you say something like that?
**[05:23] Himuro**
You're horrible, Yukimura-kun!
**[05:25] Yukimura**
*Why?*
***SIGN*** Bernoulli's Principle
***SIGN*** Bernoulli's Principle.
**[05:30] Rikekuma**
First, take a tissue and
stick it to your forehead.
**[05:33] Rikekuma**
and look straight down, bear.
**[05:35] Rikekuma**
If you exhale gently, for some
reason I don't understand,
**[05:38] Rikekuma**
the tissue gets sucked
toward your breath, bear.
**[05:41] Rikekuma**
Evidently, the science behind the
phenomenon also allows airplanes to fly, bear.
**[05:45] Rikekuma**
It's super exhausting, but you stupid
humans should give it a try, bear.
**[05:49] Rikekuma**
And... I'm out of oxygen!
**[05:56] Kanade**
We're here!
**[05:58] Kanade**
It's my first time here,
but it really is a southern land!
**[06:01] Inukai**
Kanadecchi!
**[06:02] Inukai**
Are you wondering why there are palm trees?
Allow this master of Okinawa to explain!
**[06:07] Inukai**
It's because...
**[06:08] Inkuai**
this place is Okinawa.
**[06:10] Inukai**
That's why!
**[06:11] Kanade**
That's amazing!
**[06:13] Yukimura**
It's because palms grow in
subtropical climates, isn't it?
**[06:21] Kanade**
The ocean in Okinawa really
is this blue! It's beautiful!
**[06:26] Himuro**
This isn't a view we'd see in the Kanto area.
**[06:28] Yukimura**
I believe the blue of the ocean in Okinawa
**[06:31] Yukimura**
is due to things like coral and shells
turning into chalky white sand, right?
**[06:35] Ikeda**
Because when pale colors combine with
blue, they make very pretty colors.
**[06:40] Inukai**
Really...
**[06:41] Ikeda**
I hear that the Kuroshiro current, which flows near Okinawa...
**[06:44] Ikeda**
is low in plankton, which is another
factor in it being very clear.
**[06:50] Kanade**
Still, I was really surprised!
**[06:52] Kanade**
It's my first time staying in such a
gorgeous, beautiful hotel like this!
**[06:57] Inukai**
It's amazing you got this place on
that pitiful training camp budget.
**[07:01] Ikeda**
About that...
**[07:02] Ikeda**
Actually, Yamamoto-kun paid
the difference for us!
**[07:06] Inukai and Kanade**
What?
**[07:07] Yamamoto**
That's right. I wanted everyone
to stay somewhere nice.
**[07:11] Inukai**
Seriously? Are you some kind of goddess?
**[07:13] Kanade**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[07:15] Himuro**
That must have been quite a sum...
**[07:18] Yamamoto**
Don't worry.
**[07:20] Yamamoto**
Losing hope in tomorrow's financial future,
***SIGN*** Tears
of Blood
**[07:22] Yamamoto**
and surviving on bean sprouts and
flour is something I'm quite used to.
**[07:24] Kanade**
*Don't spend what you don't have!*
**[07:28] Yamamoto**
If my poor savings can, by vanishing,
**[07:31] Yamamoto**
secure a lovely place to stay and
improve the mood in the evenings,
**[07:34] Yamamoto**
allowing me to see something
interesting, then...
**[07:37] Yamamoto**
I'll consider it an investment.
**[07:41] Ibarada**
I know this person very well,
**[07:44] Ibarada**
but the rest of you should be careful.
**[07:46] everyone**
Huh?
**[07:47] Ibarada**
If it's for her manga, this manga artist
really will do whatever it takes.
**[07:52] Yamamoto**
You make me sound horrible, silly Ena.
**[07:58] Inukai**
The blue sea of a southern island...
**[08:01] Inukai**
The sound of waves crashing...
**[08:03] Inukai**
And among it all, Aika...
**[08:04] Inukai**
in your bathing suit,
you outshine all the others.
**[08:09] Yukimura**
Playing with dolls on the beach is new.
**[08:12] Inukai**
Aika is not a doll!
**[08:14] Inukai**
Even for you, Yukimura-senpai,
**[08:16] Inukai**
there are things you should and shouldn't say—
**[08:17] Ikeda**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[08:19] Inukai**
Oh!
**[08:20] Ikeda**
I bought us some drinks.
**[08:22] Inukai**
Thanks!
**[08:23] Kanade**
I'm sorry! I know we took forever...
**[08:28] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai. Come on. Hurry up!
**[08:30] Himuro**
Oh, Kanade-chan...
**[08:33] Ikeda**
It suits you very well.
**[08:37] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai?
**[08:39] Himuro**
What is it? Yukimura-kun,
does something look weird?
**[08:43] Yukimura**
No. Not particularly.
**[08:45] Yukimura**
*I can't look directly at her!*
**[08:47] Yukimura**
*So this is that thing called a "swimsuit"?*
**[08:49] Yukimura**
*How can I put it...*
**[08:50] Yukimura**
* Himuro looks 2.34 times*
* more beautiful than usual!*
**[08:54] Himuro**
*E-Everything's okay, right?*
**[08:56] Himuro**
*It doesn't look weird, does it?*
**[08:58] Himuro**
* I haven't worn a swimsuit*
* since elementary school...*
**[09:01] Himuro**
*What does he think?*
**[09:02] Himuro**
*I wish that man would just say something!*
**[09:04] Ibarada**
Taking in this much UV
is gonna make me melt.
**[09:08] Yamamoto**
I see you're as big an indoor-type as ever.
**[09:10] Inukai**
'Kay, then!
**[09:12] Inukai**
Should we make this area
the Ikeda lab encampment?
**[09:17] Yamamoto**
All you men look quite nice, as well.
**[09:20] Himuro**
*It's true...*
**[09:21] Himuro**
* Seeing Yukimura-kun in a bathing*
* suit is different and new...*
**[09:25] Himuro**
* Under the midsummer sun,*
* Yukimura-kun's pale skin shines and sparkles...*
**[09:29] Himuro**
*Yes. It's just as though...*
**[09:31] Ibarada**
Yukimura, you're way too pale.
**[09:34] Ibarada**
You're like a reflector board.
**[09:37] Yukimura**
You're as pale as I am!
**[09:39] Ibarada**
Well, yeah, but guys are a level plane
in front, so it's even more like...
**[09:47] Ibarada**
It's because you hole up
and only do research.
***SIGN*** Excels in study and sport
***SIGN*** Reflector board
***SIGN*** Soccer club
**[09:50] Yamamoto**
From a distance, he shines
even brighter, doesn't he?
**[09:53] Ibarada**
He really does...
**[09:55] Yukimura**
Silence!
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
**[10:03] Yuuichi**
Beautiful women in bathing
suits is a wonderful thing.
**[10:05] Yuuichi**
Wonder who's gonna take one of 'em home...
**[10:08] Shikijou**
Yuuichi-kun, you're really amazing...
**[10:10] Shikijou**
It's like it's super easy to tell
you're an enemy to all women...
***SIGN*** Drinks
**[10:13] Yuuichi**
Huh?
**[10:14] Yuuichi**
You're not in any position to
talk about others, Shikijou.
**[10:16] Yuuichi**
Come on.
**[10:17] Yuuichi**
You should try talking to
girls once in a while, too.
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[10:21] Yuuichi**
Those two look pretty good.
**[10:24] Yuuichi**
Hey, ladies.
**[10:25] Kanade and Himuro**
Yes?
**[10:28] Yuuichi**
Nothing!
**[10:29] Kanade**
I wonder what that was about...
**[10:31] Himuro**
That man... I feel like I've
seen him somewhere before...
**[10:35] Ikeda**
Himuro-kun! Kanade-kun!
**[10:38] Ikeda**
We're starting the watermelon
splitting game.
**[10:40] Himuro**
All right.
**[10:40] Kanade**
Okay!
**[10:42] Kanade**
Okay. I've set it.
**[10:43] Kanade**
Let the watermelon splitting commence!
**[10:45] Inukai**
All right! Bring on the directions!
**[10:48] Ibarada**
Given that you're standing on the start point
and you're facing the imaginary axis,
**[10:52] Ibarada**
the watermelon is at 2+3i.
**[10:54] Kosuke**
Huh? What's that mean?
**[10:56] Kanade**
Kosuke-kun, she's talking
about a complex plane.
**[11:00] Kanade**
Forward 3i.
**[11:01] Kanade**
Right 2. That's how you have to move.
**[11:03] Inukai**
Forward 3i? What's that even mean?
**[11:06] Ibarada**
You don't remember complex numbers? Really?
**[11:09] Ibarada**
As a science-type, aren't you embarrassed?
**[11:12] Inukai**
I feel like there's a bigger problem
with the directions here,
**[11:16] Inukai**
but do I go right two steps or two meters?
Add a unit, at least!
**[11:20] Inukai**
Here, right?!
**[11:22] Ibarada**
Not good enough, Torasuke.
**[11:24] Ibarada**
A real science-type would have been able
to split the watermelon with that.
**[11:28] Inukai**
Was it here?!
**[11:29] Inukai**
Over here, right?!
**[11:30] Ibarada**
With that, next it's your turn, Professor Ikeda.
**[11:33] Ikeda**
This is actually the first time I've
played the watermelon splitting game.
**[11:36] Ikeda**
I wonder if I'll be able to do it right.
**[11:39] Ibarada**
The watermelon is at 3+7i.
**[11:44] Ikeda**
Go!
**[11:48] Ikeda**
Oh! I managed to split it!
**[11:50] Ikeda**
It was just where you said
it was, Ibarada-kun.
**[11:53] Ikeda**
Are you surprised, Kosuke-kun?
**[11:56] Ikeda**
It's true "3+7i" doesn't tell you
the distance to the watermelon,
**[12:01] Ikeda**
but a complex plane isn't any
different than a regular graph.
***SIGN*** Imaginary Axis
***SIGN*** Real Axis
**[12:05] Ikeda**
From the ration 3:7, we learn that the
watermelon sits along an angle of about 67°.
***SIGN*** approx.
**[12:11] Ikeda**
Which meant that if I followed
the angle in a straight line,
**[12:14] Ikeda**
I'd be sure to find the watermelon.
**[12:16] Ikeda**
Now that you've heard, it's simple, isn't it?
**[12:18] Inukai**
*No...*
**[12:18] Kanade**
*That's not what we're surprised about!*
**[12:22] Kanade**
Huh?
**[12:23] Kanade**
Where are Himuro-senpai and Yukimura-senpai?
**[12:26] Ibarada**
I saw them go into the shade of those rocks.
**[12:29] Ibarada**
They're probably getting
things started about now.
**[12:36] Yukimura**
No one can see us here, agreed?
**[12:40] Himuro**
Let's do it... the close
physical contact experiment...
**[12:47] Himuro**
*I can finally cuddle close to Yukimura-kun.*
**[12:50] Himuro**
*I'm happy about that, but...*
**[12:52] Himuro**
*When I think about it rationally...*
**[12:53] Himuro**
* close contact in these clothes...*
* Isn't this a little crazy?*
**[12:59] Yukimura**
*Hold on just a second...*
**[13:00] Yukimura**
* I'm going to have close*
* contact with this Himuro?*
**[13:03] Yukimura**
* She's in a bathing suit!*
* This degree of exposure...*
**[13:06] Yukimura**
* The direct skin to skin contact area*
* isn't comparable to everyday amounts.*
**[13:11] Yukimura**
* On top of which, in order*
* to produce the hormone,*
**[13:14] Yukimura**
* it's best for the contact to be*
* as close and tight as possible.*
**[13:17] Yukimura**
*As close and tight as possible!*
**[13:21] Himuro**
I'm going to hydrate a bit.
**[13:23] Himuro**
I collected so much saliva, my mouth is dry.
**[13:25] Yukimura**
A-And I've remembered something I forgot
to enter into the calculation...
***SIGN*** Delicious
***SIGN*** Delicious
**[13:34] Himuro**
Oh, honestly!
**[13:35] Himuro**
I want to cuddle close to him,
but I feel so embarrassed right now!
**[13:37] Himuro**
Oh, what am I supposed to do?
**[13:40] Yukimura**
How am I supposed to have
close contact with her?
**[13:43] Yukimura**
With a Himuro who's 2.34 times
more beautiful than normal?
**[13:46] Ibarada**
I think the stimulus might be a
little too strong for Yukimura-kun.
**[13:49] Inukai**
That's where you're just
supposed to go and grab her!
**[13:52] Yamamoto**
The two of them in swimsuits, embracing...
**[13:53] Yamamoto**
It would be so exciting, but...
**[13:55] Yukimura**
What are all of you doing here?
**[13:57] Yukimura**
For crying out loud.
**[13:59] Inukai**
Don't worry, Yukimura-senpai.
**[14:01] Inukai**
Everyone feels a little lost their
first time. That's just how it is.
**[14:05] Yukimura**
What are you talking about?
**[14:07] Yamamoto**
Those swimsuits are going to waste!
**[14:10] Yamamoto**
I fully support you two in
your close physical contact.
**[14:13] Yamamoto**
Let's think about what kind
of contact would be best!
***SIGN*** A Couple's Greatest Close Contact Problem
When two people have close physical contact,
they should seek a position which offers the greatest contact area.
**[14:20] Ibarada**
When two people have close physical contact,
**[14:23] Ibarada**
they should seek a position which
offers the greatest contact area.
**[14:27] Ibarada**
Let's turn it into a problem like this,
**[14:28] Ibarada**
and look for the ideal method.
**[14:31] Yukimura**
In the lab, we performed what is generally
known as a "regular hug," but
**[14:34] Yukimura**
there may be a position which
allows for greater close contact.
**[14:39] Yamamoto**
The human body has more surface area
on the front than on the sides, so
**[14:43] Yamamoto**
if the front of the body and under
the arms are held closely in a hug,
**[14:47] Yamamoto**
some might say the position provides and
exceedingly great area of close contact, but...
**[14:51] Yamamoto**
If that's true, then...
**[14:53] Yamamoto**
with this position, or...
**[14:55] Yamamoto**
even this position...
**[14:56] Yamamoto**
the amount of close contact
doesn't change very much.
**[14:59] Kanade**
This one's nice, too.
**[15:00] Inukai**
Hang on!
**[15:02] Inukai**
If they entwined their legs
in their close contact,
**[15:04] Inukai**
wouldn't it increase the contact area?
**[15:06] Yamamoto**
If they did, it would be something like this.
**[15:09] Inukai**
It kinda reminds me of a cicada...
**[15:11] Kanade**
Would it be too hard for both
of them to wrap their legs?
**[15:15] Yamamoto**
Yes...
**[15:17] Yamamoto**
Which means, it would be difficult to increase
the amount of close contact any more than this...
**[15:21] Yukimura**
No, that's wrong.
**[15:23] Yukimura**
We've overlooked something.
**[15:25] Yukimura**
When the fronts of the bodies
are in close contact,
**[15:27] Yukimura**
there is no reason to match
the direction of up and down!
**[15:30] Yukimura**
Which means this!
**[15:32] Kanade**
What life-form is that supposed to be?
**[15:34] Inukai**
That's horrible in all kinds of ways!
**[15:36] Yamamoto**
I see...
**[15:38] Yamamoto**
That greatly increases the
number of variations...
**[15:40] Inukai**
No, it doesn't!
**[15:42] Kanade**
How acrobatic is this couple, anyway?!
**[15:45] Ibarada**
I've realized something shocking.
**[15:47] Yukimura**
What? What is it?
**[15:49] Ibarada**
Long ago, when I used to
hug a big-chested girl,
**[15:53] Ibarada**
I felt a slight distance between us.
**[15:57] Ibarada**
With a big chest, when you bring your
bodies close, a gap is created,
**[16:00] Ibarada**
and the area of close contact diminishes.
**[16:02] Inukai**
So then, you mean...
**[16:04] Inukai**
Hugging someone flat-chested increases
the amount of close contact?
**[16:07] Ibarada**
Not at all.
**[16:08] Ibarada**
According to this theory, the greatest
amount of close physical contact
**[16:11] Ibarada**
would be when two men hold each other!
**[16:14] Kanade**
That—
**[16:15] Inukai**
That—
**[16:15] Inukai; Kanade; Yukimura**
That's true!
**[16:16] Yamamoto**
This is an extremely significant discovery.
**[16:18] Yamamoto**
We must put it into practice to verify it.
**[16:21] Yukimura**
It's true that the reasoning
seems correct, but...
**[16:24] Ibarada**
And we just happen to have two guys
here, too. Come on, let's go.
**[16:27] Inukai**
You! It's just that you want us to, right?
**[16:30] Ibarada; Yamamoto**
Come now. Come on.
**[16:31] Inukai; Yukimura**
S-S-Stop it!
**[16:33] Kanade**
* Somehow, it feels like these people*
* are just enjoying themselves now...*
**[16:38] Himuro**
He's taking forever...
**[16:42] (Flashback) little Inukai**
It's the ocean!
**[16:43] (Flashback) little Ibarada**
Torasuke, it's dangerous!
**[16:45] (Flashback) little Ibarada**
Torasuke!
**[16:47] (Flashback) little Ibarada**
Torasuke!
**[16:49] (Flashback) little Ibarada**
You have to be careful at the beach, okay?
**[16:52] (Flashback) little Ibarada**
They have these things called rip currents.
**[16:54] (Flashback) little Inukai**
Okay.
**[16:57] (Flashback) little Inukai**
Does it hurt, Ena-chan?
**[16:59] (Flashback) little Ibarada**
No. I'm okay.
**[17:01] (Flashback) little Inukai**
Don't do that!
When it hurts, you have to say so!
**[17:04] (Flashback) little Inukai**
If anybody tries to do mean
things to you, Ena-chan,
**[17:06] (Flashback) little Inukai**
I'll protect you!
**[17:09] (Flashback) little Inukai**
Because I'm a man who lives on love!
**[17:12] (Flashback) little Ibarada**
Okay. Thank you.
**[17:13] (Flashback) little Ibarada**
Torasuke!
**[17:14] (Flashback) little Inukai**
Ena-chan, I love you!
**[17:18] Ibarada**
After saying that, Torasuke went and
accidentally peed in the ocean, right?
**[17:22] Ibarada**
Ah, memories...
**[17:23] Inukai**
Stop it!
**[17:25] Inukai**
I don't know anything
about such a dark past!
**[17:27] Ibarada**
You were such a cute little boy back then,
**[17:29] Ibarada**
then you went and got uselessly large.
**[17:31] Inukai**
And you stayed a tiny pipsqueak
while your eyes rotted away.
**[17:35] Inukai**
You remember a person's
disgrace in perfect detail!
**[17:38] Ibarada**
That's because women remember.
**[17:40] Ibarada**
Coordination between the right and left
brain is stronger than in a man's brain.
***SIGN*** Left Brain
***SIGN*** Right Brain
**[17:44] Ibarada**
It's hard to forget experiences
where emotions were involved.
**[17:47] Ibarada**
Those times I was in danger and you
became a human barrier to protect me,
**[17:52] Ibarada**
I just can't forget them.
**[17:53] Inukai**
Those words should be spoken by
someone a little more delicate!
**[17:57] Ibarada**
Oh. If you're headed to the bathroom,
buy some roasted squid on the way back.
**[18:01] Yuuichi**
It's that science-type
woman from before...
**[18:03] Yuuichi**
Why is she in Okinawa?
**[18:05] Shikijou**
What happened?
**[18:07] Shikijou**
Both of them were pretty cute.
**[18:09] Sunglasses guy**
What's up? You get dumped, Yuuichi-kun?
**[18:12] Yuuichi**
No, moron.
**[18:13] Yuuichi**
When I saw her face, she just wasn't my type.
**[18:15] Sunglasses guy**
You move too slow.
**[18:18] Sunglasses guy**
Hurry up and go grab a girl or two.
**[18:20] Yuuichi**
I will.
**[18:23] Yuuichi**
Next, I'm trying that one.
**[18:24] Sunglasses guy**
Huh...
**[18:25] Sunglasses guy**
Small, but not bad at all.
**[18:27] Yuuichi**
Right?
**[18:28] Yuuichi**
Seems like you could get a lot
of play out of that one, right?
**[18:34] Inukai**
Honestly. That little pipsqueak...
**[18:36] Inukai**
Roasted squid is stupid expensive!
**[18:38] Inukai**
Huh?
**[18:39] Inukai**
That Ibarada, it's weird but doesn't
it look they're ganging up on her?
**[18:43] Inukai**
That woman? There's no way!
**[18:46] Inukai**
She's gotta be making it look like
they're ganging up on her. It's a trap.
**[18:49] Inukai**
Yukimura-senpai said so before, didn't he?
**[18:52] (Flashback) Yukimura**
I'm sure you've heard the
story of Schrödinger's cat.
***SIGN*** Falsehood
***SIGN*** Truth
***SIGN*** Cubit
**[18:55] (Flashback) Yukimura**
In quantum physics, a thing can be
in two states at the same time.
**[18:59] Inukai**
* Which means that right now,*
* "she's getting ganged up on for real,"*
**[19:03] Inukai**
* and "she's just talking peacefully,"*
* are the two states,*
**[19:05] Inukai**
*and it's not clear which she's in...*
**[19:07] Inukai**
*If I observe, it'll become clear which it is!*
**[19:10] Inukai**
*My prediction is that she's actually*
**[19:12] Inukai**
*"just having fun talking about
*Pakémon Do*," or something...*
**[19:16] Inukai**
*I just know that's gonna be the punchli—*
**[19:26] Inukai**
'Sup?
**[19:27] Sunglasses guy**
And who are you?
**[19:29] Inukai**
Well, I'm not really doing
this because I want to...
**[19:31] Inukai**
But, I am a man who lives on love, so...
**[19:34] Inukai**
Sorry, but...
**[19:35] Inukai**
this pipsqueak here,
**[19:37] Inukai**
don't you touch her.
**[19:40] Ibarada**
Torasuke, it's not like
they did anything to me...
**[19:44] Sunglasses guy**
That's right!
**[19:45] Sunglasses guy**
We were just playing *PakéDo*!
**[19:49] Inukai**
You gotta be kidding me! Schrödinger!
**[19:52] Inukai**
I misunderstood! I'm so sorry!
**[19:54] Shikijou**
Not at all. We're sorry, too.
**[19:56] Shikijou**
Yuuichi-kun always grabs girls' arms...
**[19:59] Sunglasses guy**
That's right. Can't be helped.
We are talking about Yuuichi-kun here.
**[20:04] Ibarada**
"This pipsqueak here, don't you touch her."
**[20:07] Ibarada**
That's so cool! Super cool!
**[20:09] Inukai**
Shut up!
**[20:11] Ibarada**
Just like you said so long ago,
**[20:12] Ibarada**
you really did protect me.
**[20:15] Inukai**
Stop talking! Forget all of it!
**[20:17] Ibarada**
Not possible. I can't forget.
**[20:19] Ibarada**
Memories of experiences where emotions
are involved can't be forgotten.
**[20:24] Ibarada**
How could I forget this?
I'm never gonna forget.
**[20:29] Ibarada**
Thanks, Torasuke, for protecting me.
**[20:32] Inukai**
Stop talking...
**[20:33] Ibarada**
Thanks.
**[20:35] Ibarada**
Oh, it's so ridiculous...
**[20:36] Inukai**
Shut up...
**[22:09] Ikeda**
Well, everyone, shall we withdraw?
**[22:12] Yamamoto**
We had so much fun!
**[22:13] Yamamoto**
I managed to take so many
reference photos...
**[22:17] Yamamoto**
What's wrong?
**[22:19] Inukai**
Please, don't mind me.
**[22:21] Inukai**
I just had a little repeat of a super-dreadnought
level section of my dark past...
**[22:25] Yukimura**
Himuro, I'm sorry.
**[22:27] Yukimura**
I meant to return quickly, but...
**[22:29] Himuro**
If you weren't feeling well,
it wasn't something you could help.
**[22:32] Kanade**
*I just can't tell her!*
**[22:33] Kanade**
* He thought so hard about that stupid*
* "couple's greatest close contact problem,"*
**[22:37] Kanade**
*he got so excited he passed out...*
**[22:40] Ikeda**
Everyone, I'm glad you all found
a way to enjoy yourselves.
**[22:43] Ikeda**
I was able to do some weighted long-distance
swimming, for the first time in a long time.
**[22:47] Kanade**
Why is it that you train your
body so much, Professor?
**[22:51] Ikeda**
There is a Nobel prize winner in
physics from Saitama University,
**[22:55] Ikeda**
Professor Kuze, and I had the chance to meet him.
***SIGN*** Nobel Prize in Physics
Professor Kuze Takaomi
**[22:58] Kanade**
Really?
**[22:59] Ikeda**
At the time, I wasn't able to
lay a single finger on him.
**[23:04] Ikeda**
And it's not just Professor Kuze.
**[23:06] Ikeda**
In the world of academics,
geniuses that beggar the imagination,
**[23:10] Ikeda**
unimaginable monsters seethe
in tremendous numbers.
**[23:14] Ikeda**
You won't survive in a world dominated by superhumans if you don't train a little!
**[23:21] Ikeda**
The professors at the presentations
tomorrow are all strong, too!
**[23:25] Ikeda**
Let's do our best, okay?
**[23:26] Inukai**
Huh?
**[23:27] Kanade**
We're giving presentations in
a huge gathering of monsters?
**[23:31] Kanade**
*...we said, shaking with fear...*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 10
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Giving Presentations.
**[23:35] Kanade**
Next time, Proof 10.
**[23:36] Kanade**
"Science-types Fell in Love, So they
Tried Giving Presentations."
# E10 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Giving Presentations.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW4W3E36/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-giving-presentations)
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***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Proof 10
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Giving Presentations.
**[01:36] Kanade**
It's beautiful, isn't it?
**[01:37] Himuro**
It really is lovely.
**[01:39] Himuro**
I'm sure the beauty index
here is firmly over 90.
**[01:43] Kanade**
We're staying in such a nice hotel!
**[01:46] Himuro**
Yes. We should be grateful
to Yamamoto-senpai.
**[01:50] Kanade**
Oh! The bathroom is pretty, too!
**[01:55] Himuro**
*In a place as beautiful as this...*
**[01:57] Himuro**
* If I were able to have close*
* contact with Yukimura-kun...*
**[02:00] Himuro**
*Yukimura-kun...*
**[02:03] Himuro**
*No, no, no.*
**[02:04] Himuro**
* No matter how you look at it,*
* it's still much too soon for—*
**[02:08] Himuro**
Coming!
**[02:11] Yukimura**
I'll be imposing on your hospitality.
**[02:13] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun...
**[02:14] Himuro**
It's late... Why...?
**[02:16] Yukimura**
You must know, Himuro.
**[02:18] Yukimura**
What we were unable to achieve this afternoon...
**[02:21] Yukimura**
We have to do it now.
**[02:22] Yukimura**
I'm coming in.
**[02:23] Himuro**
*Wait, wait, wait...*
**[02:25] Himuro**
*Really? Here?*
**[02:27] Himuro**
*I'm not emotionally prepared yet...*
**[02:29] Himuro**
Huh?
**[02:30] Yukimura**
No!
**[02:31] Yukimura**
How many times must I say
it before you understand?
**[02:33] Yukimura**
You need to pause for 2.42 seconds there!
**[02:36] Kanade**
When I get nervous, I start talking faster!
**[02:39] Yukimura**
Do you think you'll be able to make it
through the presentations like that?
**[02:43] Yukimura**
Now. Again!
**[02:45] Kanade (background)**
And anyway!
**[02:45] Himuro**
*I get it.*
**[02:46] Kanade (background)**
Is there really a need to accurately
measure the pause to the decimal point?
**[02:47] Himuro**
*Kanade-chan has her presentation tomorrow.*
**[02:48] Yukimura (background)**
What?
**[02:49] Yukimura (background)**
Anything less is unacceptable. Try it again!
**[02:49] Himuro**
*But our experiment is...*
***SIGN*** Times you want to snuggle close +1
***SIGN*** Times you want to hug +!
**[02:54] Himuro**
*I want to touch you...*
**[02:56] Himuro**
*I want to dive into your arms.*
**[03:00] Himuro**
*But I can't...*
**[03:01] Himuro**
*even though you're so close...*
**[03:04] Himuro**
*To think it hurts this much...*
**[03:06] Himuro**
*Could it be that this is...*
**[03:08] Himuro**
*what is called "love"?*
**[03:15] ---**
National University Corporation Shurijou University
***SIGN*** Student
population
***SIGN*** Undergraduates 6,840 persons
***SIGN*** Grad Students 815 persons
***SIGN*** Total 7,655 persons
***SIGN*** Staff ・ Faculty 2,101 persons
***SIGN*** Campus Footprint
Above ground 1,213,161 m²
Basement floors 141,196 m²
***SIGN*** Total 1,354,357 m²
**[03:17] Himuro**
*I did have this feeling yesterday, but...*
**[03:21] Himuro**
*I knew it.*
***SIGN*** Times I wanted to snuggle
close to Yukimura-kun
**[03:23] Himuro**
*My emotion counter.*
**[03:25] Himuro**
* My "I want to snuggle close*
* to Yukimura-kun" count...*
**[03:27] Himuro**
* showed a rapid increase starting*
* at 8:13 AM yesterday.*
**[03:31] Himuro**
*At that time,*
**[03:32] Himuro**
* we were on the plane, and I forbade any*
* physical contact in front of others.*
**[03:37] Himuro**
*Which means that this...*
**[03:38] Himuro**
*Psychological reactance.*
**[03:41] Himuro**
* When you're told to study,*
* it makes you not want to study...*
**[03:44] Himuro**
* When you're told, "don't ever look,"*
* it makes you want to look...*
**[03:48] Himuro**
* It's the state in which being*
* told not to do something,*
**[03:51] Himuro**
*makes you want to do it even more.*
**[03:53] Himuro**
*For any human, it is a natural impulse.*
**[03:56] Himuro**
*Which means...*
**[03:58] Himuro**
* My desire to nuzzle my forehead*
* into Yukimura-kun's chest,*
**[04:02] Himuro**
*is not, necessarily, because I love him.*
**[04:04] Himuro**
*I nearly based my decision on supposition.*
**[04:08] Himuro**
* That would make me a failure*
* as a science-type.*
**[04:10] Himuro**
* When these presentations come to*
* an end, we will have free time.*
**[04:14] Himuro**
* We will have plenty of opportunities*
* for physical contact.*
**[04:17] Himuro**
*I just have to hold on until then.*
**[04:19] Himuro**
* Right now, the first thing I need to do is*
* watch over the underclassmen's presentations.*
**[04:21] Kanade**
We came all the way to Okinawa
and we're stuck here.
**[04:24] Kanade**
Um... Himuro-senpai...
**[04:26] Kanade**
D-Do I have to present in
front of all these people?
**[04:30] Kanade**
I'm really not good at talking
in front of big crowds...
**[04:37] Kanou**
Today, we have a total of seven
people presenting, I see.
**[04:40] Kanou**
Now, if the first person
would like to proceed...
**[04:45] Kanade**
Huh?
**[04:46] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, isn't that...
**[04:48] Kanade**
He's someone who talked to us
on the beach yesterday, right?
**[04:52] Kanade**
So he's here for the lab training camp, too...
***SIGN*** Seeking Nash Equilibrium in Non-Cooperative Games
Comprised of Large Numbers of People
Through Implementation of Tabu Search Principles Tokyo University of Science & Technology,
department of mathematical information science and engineering, Kanou lab
Shikijou Naoya
**[04:56] Shikijou**
So...
**[04:57] Shikijou**
"Seeking Nash Equilibrium in Non-Cooperative
Games Comprised of Large Numbers of People
**[05:02] Shikijou**
Through Implementation of Tabu Search Principles"...
**[05:03] Shikijou**
is the title.
**[05:05] Shikijou**
I'm from the Tokyo University
of Science and Technology.
**[05:06] Shikijou**
My name is Shikijou Naoya,
and I'll be giving this presentation.
**[05:08] Kanade**
*Yikes! I don't even understand the title!*
**[05:12] Shikijou**
First, I'll start by explaining
Nash equilibrium.
**[05:16] Shikijou**
When the number of players in
a non-cooperative game is n,
**[05:19] Shikijou**
we will call player 1's strategy P.
**[05:22] Shikijou**
At this point, there are many
ways to construct strategy P.
**[05:26] Shikijou**
The probability of any
given action is p1, p2...
***SIGN*** Nash Equilibrium
***SIGN*** When the number of players in a non-cooperative game is n,
***SIGN*** Player 1's strategy (probability distribution) p
***SIGN*** Player 2's strategy (probability distribution) q
**[05:31] Shikijou**
continuing to pm.
**[05:33] Shikijou (background)**
The value of p1 is greater than 0,
**[05:33] Kanade**
Wh-Wh-What do I do? I have no
idea what he's talking about!
**[05:34] Shikijou (background)**
and adding all values from
p1 through pm equals 1.
**[05:37] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai, do you understand this?
**[05:38] Shikijou (background)**
In the same way, let us consider
player 2's strategy q.
**[05:40] Himuro**
I understand the gist. But this is...
**[05:43] Shikijou**
With strategy q—
**[05:43] Kaku**
Excuse me.
**[05:44] Kaku**
May I ask a question?
**[05:46] Shikijou**
Oh... Please do.
**[05:48] Kaku**
It's about using a tabu search when what
you're looking for is Nash equilibrium...
**[05:54] Kaku**
The tabu search is a commonly
used method, correct?
**[05:56] Kaku**
Was there no similar research?
**[06:00] Shikijou**
Um, probably...
**[06:02] Shikijou**
Yes. With regards to games with
large numbers of players.
**[06:06] Kaku**
Then, why choose to go with a tabu search?
**[06:09] Shikijou**
What? That's...
**[06:12] Kaku**
There are many instances where
multiple Nash equilibriums exist.
**[06:15] Kaku**
A genetic search type algorithm,
which can run simultaneous searches,
**[06:18] Kaku**
would seem to be more effective here.
**[06:20] Kaku**
What merit does a tabu search present?
**[06:24] Shikijou**
Well... it's...
**[06:30] Kanade**
*I can't understand any of this conversation.*
**[06:33] Ikeda**
May I ask a question, too?
**[06:36] Shikijou**
Yes.
**[06:36] Ikeda**
I'm not familiar with this field, so I
apologize for asking a layman's question.
**[06:42] Ikeda**
In what way does seeking Nash
equilibrium prove useful?
**[06:54] Kanou**
Shikijou-kun.
**[06:56] Kanou**
If you can't answer, then you must
clearly say that you don't know.
***SIGN*** Height: 182 cm Weight: 83 kg
***SIGN*** Blood type: O
***SIGN*** Hobbies: Kendo
***SIGN*** Favorite foods: Chilled tofu
Favorite phrase: Look carefully
where your own footsteps fall
Looks up to: Sakamoto Ryoma
***SIGN*** Tokyo University of Science & Technology,
Dean of Mathematical Information Science and Engineering
Kanou Seijuushi
**[07:01] Kanou**
Consuming time with your
silence is despicable.
**[07:05] Shikijou**
I'm sorry. I don't know.
**[07:08] Kanou**
I did say, didn't I?
**[07:11] Kanou**
That you should investigate and become
familiar with the points just raised...
**[07:16] Kanou**
That if you didn't understand,
you should come ask me...
**[07:19] Kanou**
That you should understand and
prepare before presenting...
**[07:22] Kanou**
You have been negligent.
**[07:26] Kanou**
What have you been researching?
For what purpose?
**[07:30] Kanou**
If you can't even explain
that basic essence,
**[07:33] Kanou**
then you have been entirely
too lax in your studies.
**[07:37] Kanou**
It is disrespectful to those
here in attendance.
**[07:40] Kanou**
We'll call this an end to your presentation.
**[07:44] Inukai**
That's terrifying!
**[07:46] Inukai**
They punch you that full
of holes at presentations?
**[07:49] Ibarada**
Well, when you're not prepared,
that kind of stuff happens.
**[07:53] Himuro**
Don't worry, Kanade-chan.
**[07:55] Himuro**
You practiced a lot yesterday, right?
**[07:58] Kanade**
But...
**[08:02] Kanou**
Now, the next presenter, Inukai Kosuke-kun.
If you would, please.
**[08:11] Inukai**
Now that it's come to this...
**[08:13] Inukai**
I've just gotta go for it!
**[08:20] Inukai**
*The man's man, Inukai Kosuke...*
**[08:22] Inukai**
*is gonna blast his way right through this!*
***SIGN*** Romance Visual Novel Games with Choices
NP-hardness
Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course, Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information
Inukai Kosuke
Ikeda Kashin
**[08:28] Inukai**
Ikeda Lab, 4th year student, Inukai Kosuke.
**[08:33] Inukai**
The title of my presentation is,
**[08:34] Inukai**
"Romance Visual Novel Games
with Choices NP-hardness."
**[08:43] Inukai**
So, that being that...
***SIGN*** Sure
***SIGN*** Maybe not today...
***SIGN*** Dieeeee
**[08:46] Inukai**
When you pick something that
makes Aika happy, like this...
**[08:49] Aika**
*Then, let's go!*
**[08:51] Aika**
*No dawdling now!*
**[08:53] Inukai**
Your "likability level,"
an in-game barometer, increases.
***SIGN*** Likability +5
**[08:57] Inukai**
And...
**[08:58] Inukai**
if, in this branching story, you want to
pick the route with the highest likability value,
***SIGN*** Game Start
***SIGN*** Choice 1
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** Ignore and Pass By
***SIGN*** Choice 2
***SIGN*** Go to the Park
***SIGN*** Go to School
***SIGN*** Choice 3
***SIGN*** Choice 4
***SIGN*** Go to Roof
***SIGN*** Go to Class
***SIGN*** Choice 5
***SIGN*** Help Her
***SIGN*** Happy End
***SIGN*** Choice 6
***SIGN*** Leave it to Teacher;
Return to Classroom
***SIGN*** Stay a Little Longer
***SIGN*** Abandon Her
***SIGN*** Choice 7
**[09:03] Inukai**
and successfully arrive at
Aika's "True Ending," then...
***SIGN*** Start
***SIGN*** Goal
***SIGN*** Critical Path Problem
**[09:07] Inukai**
this game is the same as what's
known as a "longest path problem."
**[09:12] Inukai**
This type of problem has
been proven to be NP-hard.
***SIGN*** ① Longest Path Problems
**[09:18] Rikekuma**
Longest path problems!
**[09:20] Rikekuma**
...but before that...
***SIGN*** ② Shortest Path Problems
**[09:21] Rikekuma**
Shortest path problems!
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Akabane
**[09:23] Rikekuma**
It's a problem where you calculate the
shortest path from start to goal, bear.
**[09:28] Rikekuma**
See? It's like that thing you stupid humans
use on the Internet all the time, bear
**[09:33] Rikekuma**
It's super easy for a computer, bear.
**[09:37] Rikekuma**
Then, what if, instead, you
looked for the longest route?
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Akabane
**[09:41] Rikekuma**
That's right. This is a
longest path problem.
**[09:44] Rikekuma**
It's a super hard problem that
even baffles computers, bear.
**[09:48] Rikekuma**
Just like the traveling salesman
problem, people call this NP-hard.
**[09:53] Rikekuma**
It's a crazy problem, bear!
**[09:55] Inukai**
That's right.
**[09:56] Inukai**
Adult games are NP-hard.
**[09:58] Inukai**
Finding the approximate solution
should be our next challenge!
**[10:02] Student A**
This guy's amazing!
**[10:04] Student B**
He's seriously researching adult games...
**[10:06] Student C**
He's a hero, in so many different ways...
**[10:08] Kaku**
Excuse me.
**[10:09] Kaku**
May I ask a question?
**[10:12] Inukai**
Please do.
**[10:15] Kaku**
I am not familiar with this field,
**[10:18] Kaku**
so I apologize if this is a
layman's question, but...
**[10:21] Kaku**
in what way does this research
possibly prove useful?
**[10:25] Inukai**
It's super useful for me!
**[10:28] Inukai**
If I could find an effective way to
quickly complete any romance game,
**[10:31] Inukai**
nothing could possibly make me any happier!
**[10:35] Kaku**
There's no point if it only
is of use to you, is there?
**[10:38] Kaku**
Shouldn't you do some more serious research?
**[10:40] Inukai**
What?
**[10:41] Inukai**
I'm super serious about this.
**[10:44] Inukai**
What is it you don't like about it?
**[10:46] Kaku**
I am saying that researching
romance games is not useful.
**[10:51] Kaku**
Are you listening? We are in engineering.
**[10:54] Kaku**
The foundational ideal of engineering is
**[10:56] Kaku**
to develop effective technology
for the sake of humanity.
**[10:59] Kaku**
That is the greatest difference between
this and the natural sciences.
**[11:02] Kaku**
That is why our research must, in the end,
**[11:06] Kaku**
be something which contributes to society.
**[11:09] Inukai**
Huh?
**[11:10] Ikeda**
Um, excuse me... Professor Kaku.
**[11:12] Ikeda**
This research theme was
one I suggested to him...
**[11:16] Inukai**
Games are useful!
**[11:20] Inukai**
They are fun! They are emotionally moving!
**[11:23] Inukai**
They are a contemporary
form of entertainment!
**[11:25] Inukai**
For me, they're what I live for!
**[11:28] Inukai**
Pretty much every student in
here has played a game, right?
**[11:32] Inukai**
And there's gotta be some
adult gamers here, too!
**[11:36] Inukai**
It's technology which has
entertained all these people!
**[11:41] Kaku**
Your research has nothing to
do with the creation of games.
**[11:46] Kaku**
You're simply looking for a methodology
which facilitates easier gameplay, right?
**[11:49] Inukai**
That's right!
**[11:51] Inukai**
Lately, pro gamers have emerged...
**[11:54] Inukai**
e-sports are international competitions...
**[11:56] Inukai**
This is an age where play-by-play
gamers hold live events at Budoukan!
**[12:01] Inukai**
Even those who are on the
consumer side of games,
**[12:03] Inukai**
depending on how they play,
can find all kinds of value in them.
**[12:05] Inukai**
That's the age we live in.
**[12:07] Inukai**
And I believe that one day...
**[12:08] Inukai**
my research will be useful to someone!
**[12:12] Inukai**
Not to mention,
**[12:14] Inukai**
looking down on adult games like
that is unforgivable, baldy!
**[12:17] Kaku**
Baldy?
**[12:18] Kaku**
You! Take more care with your words.
**[12:22] Ibarada**
Not bad, Torasuke.
**[12:25] Kanou**
We will now take a ten minute break.
**[12:27] Kanou**
If the next presenter would please set up.
**[12:31] Yukimura**
Right. Now, if we connect this
computer, the output should...
**[12:36] Yukimura**
Hm?
**[12:38] Yukimura**
What's wrong, Kanade?
**[12:39] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai... I...
**[12:42] Kanade**
I don't feel like I can do this.
**[12:45] Kanade**
That research seemed super complicated
and it wasn't good enough.
**[12:49] Kanade**
Compared to that, my research
isn't anywhere near...
**[12:52] Yukimura**
You're worrying too much.
**[12:55] Yukimura**
Your presentation will be—
**[12:56] Kanade**
I can't.
**[12:57] Kanade**
It's not good enough.
**[12:58] Kanade**
Presenting in front of all
those people... I can't...
**[13:01] Yukimura**
Calm down a little, Kanade.
**[13:01] Kanade (background)**
I can't present...
**[13:04] Kanade**
What do I do if I mess up?
**[13:05] Kanade**
If everyone thinks I'm weird...
**[13:08] Kanade**
I can't take any more of that...
**[13:09] Yukimura**
Hey, Kanade!
**[13:11] Kanou**
It's just about time to
start the presentations.
**[13:15] Ibarada**
Next is Kanade, huh?
**[13:17] Ibarada**
She seemed pretty freaked out back
there. You think she's okay?
**[13:21] Himuro**
I'll go see how she's doing.
**[13:26] Himuro**
* I'm not worried about*
* Kanade-chan's presentation.*
**[13:30] Himuro**
* That Yukimura-kun drilled*
* her pretty hard, after all.*
**[13:34] Himuro**
*Yukimura-kun...*
**[13:38] Himuro**
*Oh, honestly!*
**[13:39] Himuro**
*A little more self-control, please.*
**[13:42] Himuro**
*Once the presentations are over,*
**[13:43] Himuro**
* I can have lots of physical contact*
* with Yukimura-kun. All right?*
**[13:48] Himuro**
*With Yukimura-kun...*
**[13:51] Yukimura**
Hey.
**[13:52] Yukimura**
Pull yourself together, Kanade!
**[13:53] Kanade**
I can't... I can't...
**[13:55] Kanade (background)**
I can't present in front
of all those people...
**[13:56] Yukimura**
You're leaving me no choice...
**[13:57] Kanade (background)**
If I try, I'll only fail...
**[13:59] Himuro**
Kanade-chan. Yukimura-ku—
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
**[14:22] Kanade**
Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
**[14:26] Yukimura**
And you, don't suddenly unleash
the force of your fists...
**[14:30] Yukimura**
It was an experiment run by Leslie Seltzer
of the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
**[14:33] Kanade**
Huh?
**[14:34] Yukimura**
Sixty-one girls aged 7 to 12 were made to
give a speech in front of a large crowd.
**[14:40] Yukimura**
Afterwards, their mothers embraced them,
**[14:43] Yukimura**
comforting them through physical contact.
**[14:46] Yukimura**
As a result, their oxytocin
levels increased,
***SIGN*** Direct Contact with Mother
Phone Call with Mother (no contact)
Nothing Done
**[14:49] Yukimura**
and their stress hormone, cortisol,
dropped significantly.
**[14:54] Yukimura**
I simply emulated the experiment.
**[14:56] Kanade**
I-I see...
**[14:59] Kanade**
Wait!
**[15:00] Kanade**
That worked when their mothers did it!
**[15:02] Kanade**
Would you really suddenly hug an
underclassman girl like that usually?
**[15:05] Yukimura**
There wasn't anyone else here!
I had no choice!
**[15:08] Yukimura**
And it's your fault for being
so extraordinarily frightened!
**[15:11] Kanade**
Why are you putting it like that?
I'll report you to the police!
**[15:14] Kanade**
Not to mention, what were you planning
to do if Himuro-senpai saw you doing this?
**[15:20] Yukimura**
That would be... terrible, but...
**[15:23] Yukimura**
That has nothing to do with this, does it?
**[15:26] Kanade**
Yes, it does!
**[15:28] Kanou**
Excuse me... If you could
start your presentation...
**[15:31] Kanade**
Oh! Yes! I'll be right there!
**[15:33] Kanade**
Oh, for crying out loud.
**[15:35] Kanade**
All that nervous tension disappeared.
**[15:38] Yukimura**
If you can make such a fuss about it,
I doubt you'll have any problems.
**[15:47] Kanade**
That senpai really has a sharp tongue,
and he has no tact at all...
**[15:51] Kanade**
and he's unreasonable in
everything he does...
**[15:55] (Flashback) Yukimura**
Wear this.
**[15:56] (Flashback) Yukimura**
It's armor.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Kanade**
Armor?
**[15:58] (Flashback) Yukimura**
You've heard of the halo effect.
**[16:00] (Flashback) Yukimura**
If you wear a lab coat, even you will
look slightly more intelligent.
**[16:04] (Flashback) Kanade**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[16:06] (Flashback) Yukimura**
*Do not forget.*
**[16:07] (Flashback) Yukimura**
*Dressed in a lab coat, a symbol of wisdom,*
**[16:11] (Flashback) Yukimura**
*you have spent your days in diligent
study as a member of the Ikeda Lab.*
**[16:16] (Flashback) Yukimura**
*And, you know more about your
research theme than anyone here.*
**[16:24] Kanade**
*Okay. Don't let yourself lose to them!*
**[16:29] Kanade**
Saitama University, Ikeda Lab,
Kanade Kotonoha. I will now present.
***SIGN*** Variable Latency Traveling Salesman Problem: a Proposal
***SIGN*** Kanade Kotonoha Ikeda Lab
Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course,
Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information
**[16:34] Kanade**
My title is, "Variable Latency Traveling
Salesman Problem: a Proposal."
**[16:43] Kanade**
*I'm scared... but...*
**[16:47] Kanade**
*I'm okay.*
**[16:48] Kanade**
* Yukimura-senpai made me practice*
* until I couldn't take any more.*
**[16:52] Kanade**
* My mouth and body will*
* just move on their own.*
***SIGN*** Variable Latency Traveling Salesman Problem: a Proposal
***SIGN*** Kanade Kotonoha Ikeda Lab
Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course,
Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information
***SIGN*** We're for
***SIGN*** realz ♥
**[16:55] Kanade**
First, if you'll please look at this photo.
**[17:00] (Flashback) Kanade**
A-Are you sure?
**[17:02] (Flashback) Kanade**
I can show this picture without any set-up?
**[17:04] (Flashback) Yukimura**
It makes no difference to me.
First, you need to astound them.
**[17:08] Kanade**
This is a picture of my two senpai from last month
when they went on an amusement park date.
**[17:14] Kanade**
They sincerely and wholeheartedly
wanted to enjoy their date,
**[17:17] Kanade**
so they calculated the most efficient way to
***SIGN*** Cosmo Land Park Map
**[17:20] Kanade**
visit all the rides at the park,
the optimal date course.
**[17:24] Kanade**
They utilized the traveling
salesman problem.
**[17:27] Kanade**
Visiting every single destination in
turn and returning to the start point.
**[17:30] Kanade**
The problem is calculating
the shortest route.
**[17:34] Kanade**
It's a quintessential optimization problem,
**[17:37] Kanade**
and many methods of solving
it have been proposed.
**[17:39] Student D**
Yeah. You use that for dates, right?
**[17:42] Student E**
No one uses it like that...
**[17:43] Kanade**
However, the date in question
was very complicated...
**[17:46] Kanade**
There were wait times for the rides...
***SIGN*** 120 minute wait
**[17:49] Kanade**
and their plans were thrown
into great disarray.
**[17:51] Kanade**
That's when they looked at
each destination again,
**[17:54] Kanade**
set up time slots for the wait times,
***SIGN*** Wait Times
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** Magnum
Coaster
***SIGN*** Super
Carts
***SIGN*** Giant
Swing Pirates
***SIGN*** min
***SIGN*** min
***SIGN*** min
**[17:56] Kanade**
and used them to recalculate the
route with the shortest time.
**[18:00] Kanade**
A new optimization problem,
**[18:03] Kanade**
the "variable latency traveling salesman
problem." That is my proposal.
***SIGN*** Wait Times
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** Magnum
Coaster
***SIGN*** Super
Carts
***SIGN*** Giant
Swing Pirates
***SIGN*** min
***SIGN*** min
***SIGN*** min
***SIGN*** Formula addressing each
attraction's wait time
***SIGN*** Formula addressing each
attraction's wait time
**[18:08] Kanade**
Using this problem, it's possible to
calculate an even more viable date course.
**[18:13] (Flashback) Kanade**
I really believe there are limitations
to using TSP to plan a date.
**[18:16] (Flashback) Kanade**
If you could at least add wait
times into the calculation...
**[18:19] (Flashback) Yukimura**
Then you should create that.
**[18:21] (Flashback) Kanade**
Huh?
**[18:23] crowd**
Wow...
**[18:24] crowd**
This seems like something you could
really use at an amusement park, doesn't it?
**[18:31] Kaku**
May I ask a question?
**[18:34] (Flashback) Kanade**
Aren't there any countermeasures
for questions?
**[18:37] (Flashback) Yukimura**
If you have time to think of such cheap tricks,
**[18:40] (Flashback) Yukimura**
then use that time to look
into the previous research.
**[18:42] (Flashback) Yukimura**
The professors aren't asking questions
to disparage the students.
**[18:47] (Flashback) Yukimura**
If you don't know something, say so.
**[18:50] (Flashback) Yukimura**
Answer what is asked with sincerity
and engage in discussion.
**[18:56] Kanade**
Please do.
**[18:57] Kaku**
Configuring the wait times at each location
**[19:01] Kaku**
requires all the wait times
to be confirmed in advance.
**[19:06] Kaku**
Is it possible to assemble that data?
**[19:09] Kanade**
Well...
**[19:11] KAnade**
As you say, it is difficult
to make perfect estimations.
**[19:16] Kanade**
However, in many cases, an amusement
park's daily wait time data is stored.
**[19:22] Kanade**
Using that as the foundation...
**[19:24] Kanade**
If it's sunny on a weekend...
***SIGN*** Magnum Coaster Wait Times
***SIGN*** July July July July 13th (Fri) 14th (Sat) 15th (Sun) 16th (Mon)
**[19:26] Kanade**
On a weekday, it'll be about this much...
**[19:27] Kanade**
Things like that...
**[19:31] Kaku**
Well, I suppose that's the
only thing you could do...
**[19:34] Kanou**
May I ask a question, as well?
**[19:37] Kanade**
Please do.
**[19:38] Kanou**
I do believe it is an interesting theme,
**[19:41] Kanou**
but was there no similar previous research?
**[19:44] Kanade**
Let's see...
**[19:46] Kanade**
In my research, I couldn't find any, but...
**[19:49] Kanou**
Really... Could there be one...
**[19:51] Kanade**
But, there was one...
**[19:53] Kanade**
that seemed similar when I read it.
**[19:55] Kanade**
The time dependent traveling
salesman problem.
***SIGN*** Magnum Coaster Wait Times
***SIGN*** July July July July 13th (Fri) 14th (Sat) 15th (Sun) 16th (Mon)
***SIGN*** Road will
be closed
in 5 minutes
***SIGN*** Traffic jam
***SIGN*** Very heavy traffic
starting from 2 pm
***SIGN*** No traffic
right now!!
***SIGN*** Which way
should I go?
**[19:59] Kanade**
In this problem, the travel time
from destination to destination
**[20:02] Kanade**
changes depending on the time.
**[20:04] Kanade**
It isn't the points that change,
**[20:06] Kanade**
it's the significance of the surroundings
that change in this type of problem.
**[20:09] Kanade**
Oh! But this is just within the bounds
of what I was able to investigate.
**[20:13] Kanade**
There may be similar research, but...
**[20:16] Kanade**
Could it be that you know
of similar research?
**[20:19] Kanade**
If you have, I'd love to—
**[20:21] Kanou**
Oh, no. It's nothing like that.
**[20:23] Kanou**
Kanade-kun, was it?
**[20:26] Kanou**
That's Ikeda's Lab for you.
**[20:28] Kanou**
It's only been four months since
you joined, and yet...
**[20:31] Kanou**
You've really done your research.
**[20:38] (Flashback) Yukiumra**
Read these immediately.
They are papers in your field.
**[20:41] (Flashback) Yukimura**
They will be of use one day.
**[20:43] Kanade**
Yes. A nagging senpai has
trained me very well.
**[20:49] Yukimura**
The "nagging" wasn't necessary.
**[20:53] Inukai**
I'm sorry!
**[20:55] Ikeda**
The exchange of opinions is
very important, however,
**[20:59] Ikeda**
calling a professor "baldy" isn't good.
**[21:03] Inukai**
I-I just got all fired up...
**[21:16] Kaku**
Inukai-kun, wasn't it?
**[21:23] Inukai**
Huh?
**[21:24] Kaku**
My, that was a wonderful debate, wasn't it?
**[21:27] Kaku**
It's been a long time
since I've been so excited.
**[21:31] Kaku**
I haven't had a student snap back at my
questions like that in quite some time.
**[21:36] Kaku**
It was very educational for me, as well.
**[21:39] Kaku**
I'm looking forward to
your next presentation.
**[21:44] Inukai**
Yessir!
**[21:47] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun...
**[21:49] Yukimura**
Himuro.
**[21:50] Yukimura**
It's good that Kanade's presentation
finished without any issues, don't you think?
**[21:54] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun.
**[21:56] Himuro**
What were you doing with
Kanade-chan earlier?
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 11
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Fight.
**[23:35] Himuro**
Next time, Proof 11.
**[23:37] Himuro**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Fight."
# E11 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Having a Fight.
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***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Proof 11
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Fight.
**[01:30] Himuro**
Tell me...
**[01:32] Himuro**
What were you doing with Kanade-chan?
**[01:36] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai!
**[01:37] Kanade**
Thank you so much for earlier.
**[01:40] Kanade**
Thanks to that, I was able
to give my presentation...
**[01:42] Kanade**
Wait... Huh?
**[01:44] Yukimura**
I'm telling you, it wasn't like that!
**[01:46] Yukimura**
It was an emergency situation!
**[01:48] Himuro**
So you're saying that if it's
an emergency, it's fine?
**[01:50] Himuro**
There must have been another way!
**[01:52] Yukimura**
Hey, Kanade. You explain to her, too.
**[01:55] Kanade**
Huh? Explain what?
**[01:57] Yukimura**
Himuro saw the thing
before the presentation.
**[02:00] Kanade**
The thing before the presentation...?
**[02:05] Kanade**
No, no, no! It isn't what you're thinking!
**[02:07] Kanade**
My spirit was crushed! He had no choice!
**[02:10] Kanade**
Honestly, it had nothing to
do with romance or anything!
**[02:12] Kanade**
Besides, I have zero interest
in this nagging four-eyes!
**[02:15] Yukimura**
Hey! What do you think you're doing,
slipping that into the confusion?!
**[02:17] Kanade**
I'm telling the truth!
**[02:19] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai, there's nothing
for you to worry about...
**[02:22] Himuro**
I know.
**[02:24] Himuro**
I don't think you've done
anything wrong, Kanade-chan.
**[02:26] Himuro**
Rather...
**[02:27] Himuro**
What I cannot forgive is
**[02:29] Himuro**
that he can so easily
do that to a young woman,
**[02:31] Himuro**
and the societal dishonesty it implies!
**[02:34] Himuro**
*After all, I want to hug Yukimura-kun, too!*
**[02:37] Yukimura**
No, I'm telling you...
**[02:39] Yukimura**
It was a sort of emergency refuge,
extraordinarily extreme measures...
**[02:42] Himuro**
And that means you can
hug whomever you want?
**[02:44] Himuro**
What kind of excuse is that?
**[02:45] Himuro**
Like an emergency refuge?
**[02:47] Kanade**
* I feel like she's mad for*
* a different reason...*
**[02:47] Himuro background**
Extraordinarily extreme measures?
**[02:49] Himuro background**
What's that supposed to mean? You
just wanted to hug her, right?
**[02:50] Inukai**
Hello, my senpai!
**[02:51] Yukimura background**
No!
**[02:52] Inukai**
What did you think?
**[02:52] Yukimura background**
That was the most efficient way
of dealing with that situation!
**[02:53] Inukai**
Did you see my magnificent presentation...?
**[02:55] Himuro background**
You always make your escape like that!
**[02:57] Himuro**
What the deal, anyway?
**[02:58] Himuro**
Even for our seaside
close contact experiment,
**[02:59] Himuro**
you left in the middle and never came back!
**[03:01] Yukimura**
No, there were... unforeseen circumstances...
**[03:05] Himuro**
What kind of unforeseen circumstances?
**[03:06] Inukai**
Huh? Are they fighting?
**[03:08] Himuro**
Don't you have anything to say?
**[03:12] Himuro**
And even after that, all you did was focus
on Kanade-chan and her presentation,
**[03:16] Himuro**
and...
**[03:17] Himuro; internal**
*H-Huh?*
**[03:18] Himuro**
And to top it off, you went
and did that with Kanade-chan!
**[03:21] Himuro**
We still need to do our
experiments, and you just...
**[03:23] Himuro**
It was the same for the pairing
experiments, too, wasn't it?
**[03:26] Himuro**
You got excited over all kinds of people...
**[03:28] Himuro; internal**
*What... am I saying...?*
**[03:32] Himuro**
In the end, that's all it is, right?
**[03:34] Himuro**
For you, Yukimura-kun...
**[03:36] Himuro**
any woman works, doesn't she?
**[03:38] Yukimura**
No!
**[03:41] Yukimura**
That's enough, Himuro.
**[03:44] Yukimura**
So, what?
**[03:45] Yukimura**
I should ignore an underclassman
preparing for a presentation?
**[03:47] Yukimura**
And as long as we can run our
experiments, everything is fine?
**[03:50] Yukimura**
I should have just left Kanade in that
state, and let her do her presentation?
**[03:54] Himuro**
Well, no, but...
**[03:57] Yukimura**
I have not behaved in a manner I
need feel ashamed of with Kanade.
**[04:00] Yukimura**
However, if Kanade and I had done something,
**[04:03] Yukimura**
are there any grounds for
you to take issue with it?
**[04:06] Yukimura**
It isn't as if you and I are dating, are we?
**[04:18] Himuro**
That's true...
**[04:19] Himuro**
Strictly speaking, it isn't
as if we are dating, is it?
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[04:37] Inukai**
Okinawan pork rib soba's so yummy!
**[04:42] Inukai**
The dolphin show's the best!
**[04:46] Inukai**
Now that we've finished our presentations,
**[04:48] Inukai**
we've got nothing left to worry about!
**[04:50] Ikeda**
Exactly!
**[04:52] Ikeda**
After studies are done, we must
play with everything we've got!
**[04:54] Inukai**
Let's enjoy Okinawa to our hearts' content!
**[05:08] Ikeda**
What do we do...
**[05:10] Ikeda**
At this rate, our fun research
training camp will...
**[05:13] Ikeda**
Can't you do anything about it, Ibarada-kun?
**[05:16] Ibarada**
You can just leave it.
**[05:18] Ibarada**
Aren't those two always arguing?
**[05:21] Ikeda**
I hope you're right...
**[05:24] Yamamoto**
You worry too much, Professor Ikeda.
**[05:26] Yamamoto**
Those two are rational and intellectual,
**[05:29] Yamamoto**
so if they talk, I'm sure they'll patch
things up more quickly than you'd think.
**[05:32] Yamamoto**
Come, come. Let's leave
the two of them alone.
**[05:37] Kanade**
I hope they'll be all right...
**[05:38] Inukai**
Yeah...
**[05:44] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun...
**[05:45] Himuro**
Do you know why I am angry?
**[05:50] Inukai**
Th-This question!
**[05:52] Inukai**
So many men have given the wrong answer,
**[05:55] Inukai**
and made the woman even angrier!
It's a question of legendary difficulty!
**[05:58] Kanade**
What? Is it?
***SIGN*** "I don't know"
**[06:00] Inukai**
If you say, "I don't know"...
**[06:02] woman**
Well, figure it out!
***SIGN*** "Why are you so angry?"
**[06:03] Inukai**
If you ask, "why are you so angry?"
**[06:05] woman**
Because you're like that!
***SIGN*** "Because xxx?"
**[06:08] Inukai**
If you give the correct reason
for her anger, then...
**[06:10] woman**
If you know, then why'd you do it?
**[06:13] Inukai**
That's how it goes.
**[06:14] Inukai**
Once the question is asked, it's pretty
much decided the man's in the wrong.
**[06:17] Inukai**
Yukimura-senpai... How will you answer her?
**[06:23] Yukimura**
The act of me hugging Kanade
accounts for approximately 34%.
**[06:27] Yukimura**
It's likely that...
**[06:28] Yukimura**
the declaration, "it isn't as though we're
dating," accounts for approximately 30%.
***SIGN*** Other (Poor Physical Condition and Ill Humor
Associated with Menstrual Cycle)
***SIGN*** Other
***SIGN*** Consecutive Days of Heat
***SIGN*** Lack of Sleep
***SIGN*** Righteous Indignation
at the Societal Dishonesty
***SIGN*** Failed Experiments
During
Training Camp
***SIGN*** "It isn't
as though
we're dating"
***SIGN*** Act of
Hugging Kanade
**[06:32] Yukimura**
Also, factors such as "poor physical condition
and ill humor associated with menstrual cycle"...
**[06:37] Yukimura**
I've made general estimates, however,
there are likely various specific items—
**[06:43] Himuro**
I see you don't understand at all.
**[06:45] Himuro**
Your degree of relative error
is off by at least 0.8.
**[06:48] Himuro**
And, "poor physical condition and ill humor
associated with menstrual cycle" accounts for 0%.
**[06:54] Himuro**
"Including such detailed items" accounts
for approximately 43% of my current anger.
**[07:01] Yukimura**
Hey! If you insist that I'm wrong,
show me the evidence!
**[07:05] Yukimura**
Hey! Himuro!
***SIGN*** Evidence
**[07:08] Rikekuma**
Evidence!
**[07:10] Rikekuma**
Look it up in a dictionary yourself, bear.
**[07:12] Rikekuma**
This time, we'll be looking
at "relative error"!
***SIGN*** Relative Error
**[07:14] Rikekuma**
Here we have 10 grams of boogers, bear.
**[07:17] Rikekuma**
But when stupid humans measure the weight,
**[07:20] Rikekuma**
the way they measure is so inept,
it ends up being 11 grams, bear.
**[07:25] Rikekuma**
In this case, the measurement error from the
theoretical weight of the b is 1 gram, bear.
**[07:29] Rikekuma**
This error is called "absolute error," bear.
***SIGN*** "Absolute Error"
**[07:32] Rikekuma**
In contrast, "relative error"
***SIGN*** Theoretical Value
***SIGN*** Relative Error
***SIGN*** Measured Value - Theoretical Value
***SIGN*** Theoretical Value
**[07:35] Rikekuma**
is a ratio expressing the relationship of
the absolute value to theoretical value, bear.
**[07:39] Rikekuma**
In the case of these boogers,
***SIGN*** "Relative Error"
**[07:41] Rikekuma**
the relative error is 0.1.
**[07:44] Rikekuma**
In the case of the relative
error of 0.8 Himuro mentioned,
**[07:48] Rikekuma**
if you measured boogers that
should weigh 10 grams,
**[07:51] Rikekuma**
it means that the measuring was so bad,
you got a weight of 18 grams, bear.
**[07:55] Rikekuma**
Whoever did the measuring
was useless scum, bear.
**[07:57] Rikekuma**
And whoever gathered 10 grams of
boogers is useless scum, too, bear.
**[08:02] Inukai**
You okay, Yukimura-senpai?
**[08:05] Yukimura**
I made her angry again.
**[08:07] Yukimura**
What could the problem have been...
**[08:09] Yukimura**
Excluding "poor physical condition and
ill humor associated with menstrual cycle,"
**[08:13] Yukimura**
the other details couldn't have
been so very inaccurate...
**[08:16] Yukimura**
If the reason for her anger is shifted in time,
then any estimate grows even more difficult...
**[08:20] Inukai**
* I kinda get the feeling*
* that's not the problem...*
**[08:26] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai!
**[08:28] Himuro**
Kanade-chan?
**[08:29] Kanade**
Um... Are you okay?
**[08:37] Himuro**
What do I do?
**[08:39] Himuro**
Asking something like,
"Do you know why I'm angry"...
**[08:42] Himuro**
Why did I go and ask him that question?
**[08:45] Himuro**
It makes me seem like some
stupid, annoying woman.
**[08:48] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun must hate me...
**[08:50] Kanade**
You'd asked before you even
thought about it, right?
**[08:52] Kanade**
That's just how it goes. I understand.
**[08:54] Himuro**
A question so difficult to respond to...
**[08:57] Himuro**
I can't even present any evidence, and I...
**[08:59] Himuro**
This isn't being intellectual at all!
**[09:02] Kanade**
*Honestly, these people are just...*
**[09:31] Yukimura**
This place...
**[09:32] Yukimura**
The numerical value here wasn't bad, either...
***SIGN*** Details of the Argument
***SIGN*** 11:05:34 Yukimura Shinya said the following:
"If Kanade and I had done something, are there any grounds for you
to take issue with it? It isn't as if you and I are dating, are we?"
***SIGN*** Himuro Ayame struck Yukimura Shinya's left cheek with her open right hand
***SIGN*** 11:06:46 With a hint of tears in her eyes, Himuro Ayame spoke as follows:
"That's true... Strictly speaking, it isn't as if we
are dating, is it?"
**[09:40] Yukimura**
...after which, I said,
"it isn't as if we're dating, is it?"
**[09:45] Yukimura**
Immediately following, Himuro struck my
left cheek with her open right hand.
**[09:49] Yukimura**
3.4 seconds later, with a
hint of tears in her eyes,
**[09:52] Yukimura**
she said, "Strictly speaking,
it isn't as if we are dating, is it?"
**[09:57] Yukimura**
These are the details of
the recent confrontation.
**[10:00] Yukimura**
What do you think?
Where do you think the problem lies?
**[10:04] Inukai**
It's probably gotta be that last
thing you said, Yukimura-senpai.
**[10:07] Inukai**
I think that was a huge misstep.
**[10:10] Inukai**
If I ever made that choice with Aika...
**[10:14] Inukai**
I'd get a bloodbath ending.
**[10:15] Aika**
You said you loved me!
**[10:17] Yukimura**
It was that bad?
**[10:19] Yukimura**
Based on the situation, I also believe that
statement to be the primary factor, but...
**[10:24] Yukimura**
What makes it such a problem?
**[10:26] Yukimura**
It is a concrete fact
that we are not dating,
**[10:29] Yukimura**
and Himuro herself acknowledges that.
**[10:32] Yukimura**
And it's the same for the
way I handled Kanade.
**[10:35] Yukimura**
I haven't done anything wrong.
**[10:37] Inukai**
Well, yeah, that's true.
**[10:40] Inukai**
Everything you've said is a sound argument.
**[10:44] Inukai**
However...
**[10:45] Inukai**
There are times in this world
when presenting a sound argument
**[10:48] Inukai**
isn't what you should do, I guess...
**[10:55] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai, I...
**[10:58] Himuro**
Hm? What is it, Kanade-chan?
**[11:01] Kanade**
I'm really sorry.
**[11:04] Kanade**
Because of me...
**[11:06] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai and Yukimura-senpai are...
**[11:09] Kanade**
I never thought...
things would turn out this way...
**[11:12] Kanade**
I... I don't know how to apologize to you...
**[11:15] Himuro**
I told you, none of this is
your fault, Kanade-chan.
**[11:18] Kanade**
But... it's because Yukimura-senpai
spent all that time with me that...
**[11:23] Himuro**
But thanks to that,
your presentation went wonderfully.
**[11:26] Himuro**
The truth is... I understand.
**[11:30] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun hasn't done anything wrong.
**[11:33] Himuro**
I've just gone and gotten
angry on my own. That's all.
**[11:37] Himuro**
When he said that it wasn't
like we were dating,
**[11:41] Himuro**
it was completely valid, but somehow I
found it utterly hateful and provoking.
**[11:45] Himuro**
Before I knew it, I'd hit him.
**[11:48] Himuro**
In this state, I don't suppose
I could call it "love"...
**[11:51] Kanade**
You're wrong!
**[11:52] Himuro**
What?
**[11:53] Kanade**
You have it backwards!
**[11:55] Kanade**
It's because you love him
that you felt that way.
**[11:58] Kanade**
It's happened to me, too.
**[12:00] Kanade**
Getting jealous because the person I love
is paying attention to someone else...
**[12:03] Kanade**
Getting angry when their
feelings don't turn my way...
**[12:08] Kanade**
Love is just that kind of thing.
I'm sure of it!
**[12:11] Himuro**
Is it... really?
**[12:14] Himuro**
In that case...
***SIGN*** Defining Jealously Frequency
**[12:18] Himuro**
To be honest, this was a blind spot.
**[12:20] Himuro**
American psychologist, Berscheid, said that
romantic emotions include both love and hate.
**[12:27] Himuro**
Up to this point, we've focused
on emotions of affection,
**[12:30] Himuro**
but in romance, there are
negative emotions, as well.
**[12:33] Himuro**
If we categorize them as
"contradictory emotions," then...
**[12:37] Himuro**
I knew it.
**[12:38] Himuro**
From the time of our argument today,
**[12:40] Himuro**
my contradictory emotion counter
has risen dramatically.
**[12:44] Himuro**
If we can establish that this
phenomenon is repeatable,
**[12:48] Himuro**
then it may prove to be the key to
finding the conditions of "love."
**[12:50] Kanade**
Um... what would that mean, exactly?
**[12:54] Himuro**
For example, Yukimura-kun could be
made to flirt with another woman.
***SIGN*** stare
**[12:58] Himuro**
Then, we take the amount I want to knee him
in the face and make it a fixed quantity.
**[13:03] Kanade**
What?
**[13:04] Kanade**
You're really okay with that, Himuro-senpai?
**[13:07] Himuro**
I'm not.
**[13:08] Himuro**
But this feeling of not being okay,
and the depression I've felt today,
**[13:12] Himuro**
might just prove to be a
new lead in our research.
**[13:15] Himuro**
Tomorrow, first thing, I'll have to
discuss this with Yukimura-kun and—
**[13:24] Himuro**
Guess I can't since we're
in the middle of a fight.
**[13:28] Kanade**
Tomorrow... why don't you and
Yukimura-senpai patch things up?
**[13:32] Kanade**
I'm sure Yukimura-senpai
wants the same thing.
**[13:36] Kanade**
And I want to see the two of you the way you
always are, having fun doing your research.
**[13:43] Himuro**
You're right...
**[13:44] Himuro**
I'm sure... we'll be able to reconcile.
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** I never had any friends.
**[13:57] (Flashback) girl A**
Oops, I'm so sorry, Himuro-san.
**[14:00] (Flashback) girl A**
I spilled my water!
**[14:02] (Flashback) girl A**
But it wasn't on purpose, okay?
**[14:04] (Flashback) girl B**
I mean, that complicated-looking
book you're reading's all clean now.
**[14:08] (Flashback) girl B**
Easier to read, right?
**[14:09] (Flashback) girl C**
Nice one.
**[14:11] (Flashback) girl C**
Honestly, you should be thanking us.
**[14:16] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
There is no need to apologize.
**[14:18] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
Did you know?
**[14:20] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
"Bullying" exists among animals
other than humans, as well.
**[14:25] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
There are instances of chimpanzees
grouping together to attack.
**[14:29] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
There is a tendency for goldfish
to attack weak individuals.
**[14:33] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
A group rejecting weak
or nonconformist members
**[14:36] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
is a natural instinct
of any living organism.
**[14:39] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
Even humanity,
equipped with the power of reason,
**[14:41] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
retains vestiges of that.
**[14:43] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
The fact that you engage in such behavior,
**[14:45] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
simply means that your intellect
is close to that of animals.
**[14:48] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
That's just the way things are.
**[14:51] (Flashback) girl A**
What's her deal?
**[14:53] (Flashback) girl A**
Just because her face and
brains are a little better...
**[14:56] (Flashback) girl A**
She really makes me sick.
***SIGN*** I never had anyone I loved.
**[15:01] (Flashback) boy A**
Himuro-san...
**[15:03] (Flashback) boy A**
Please... would you go out with me?
**[15:10] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
I'm sorry.
**[15:12] (Flashback) High school Himuro**
I don't really understand romance,
and I'm not particularly interested.
**[15:17] (Flashback) boy A**
Of... Of course...
**[15:19] (Flashback) boy A**
A guy like me would never be a
good match for you, Himuro-san...
**[15:23] (Flashback) boy A**
I'm sorry.
**[15:27] Himuro**
*Friendship and love.*
**[15:29] Himuro**
* Everyone my age was immersed*
* in living their youth, but*
**[15:33] Himuro**
*I couldn't understand it at all.*
**[15:37] Himuro**
* Thurston's beautiful*
* geometrization conjecture*
**[15:40] Himuro**
*was far more attractive to me.*
**[15:42] Himuro**
*It doesn't bother me.*
**[15:44] Himuro**
*Forcing myself to be with someone,*
**[15:46] Himuro**
* falling in love with someone.*
* There's no need for that.*
**[15:49] Himuro**
*I'm all right on my own.*
**[15:51] Himuro**
* I corrected my personal*
* appearance and looked ahead...*
**[15:54] Himuro**
*Always boldly beautiful...*
**[15:57] Himuro**
*Dignified... If I could do that...*
**[15:59] Himuro**
*But now...*
**[16:01] Himuro**
* I really, really want to*
* make up with Yukimura-kun!*
***SIGN*** 30 Methods for Men
***SIGN*** and Women to Make Up
**[16:05] Himuro**
We will now discuss strategies
for making up with Yukimura-kun.
**[16:09] Kanade**
Let's do our best and be friends again!
**[16:11] Himuro**
I apologize
**[16:12] Himuro**
for having you join the discussion,
too, Yamamoto-senpai.
**[16:15] Yamamoto**
It's no trouble!
**[16:17] Yamamoto**
I had nothing to do, so I just
came over to hang out anyway.
**[16:20] Kanade**
I asked Ibarada-senpai, as well,
but she turned me down.
**[16:25] Himuro**
I see.
***SIGN*** We're putting together a plan to help
Yukimura-senpai and Himuro-senpai make up!
***SIGN*** Do you want to come, Ibarada-senpai?
Yamamoto-senpai is here, too.
**[16:26] Himuro**
That's a shame, but it can't be helped.
***SIGN*** Do you want to come, Ibarada-senpai?
Yamamoto-senpai is here, too.
**[16:31] Yamamoto**
I know we've just started,
but I had an idea.
**[16:34] Yamamoto**
What about giving him a present?
**[16:36] Kanade**
Oh! That's a good idea!
**[16:39] Kanade**
If you give him a present
you've put your heart into,
**[16:41] Kanade**
and tell him how you really feel,
without your pride getting in the way,
**[16:44] Kanade**
I just know it'll work out.
**[16:46] Himuro**
That's true...
***SIGN*** Times I wanted
to reconcile
***SIGN*** Times I really
wanted to reconcile
***SIGN*** Times I wanted
to kick him
***SIGN*** Times I wanted
to slap him
***SIGN*** Times I wanted to
do experiments with him
***SIGN*** Times I wanted
to talk to him
***SIGN*** Times I wanted
to cling close to him
***SIGN*** Times I wanted
to break his glasses
**[16:48] Himuro**
By precisely plotting out my feelings,
with no lies or prevarications,
***SIGN*** Yukimura Shinya's Societal Dishonesty
**[16:52] Himuro**
Pareto optimization could be used to find a
point of equilibrium between our assertions.
**[16:56] Himuro**
I can compile everything
into an "apology thesis,"
**[16:59] Himuro**
and give it to Yukimura-kun
along with a present.
***SIGN*** A Proposal Regarding the Fight During
the Okinawa Research Training Camp and
***SIGN*** The Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations
**[17:02] Himuro**
It's perfect!
**[17:03] Kanade**
* I kinda figured things would*
* turn out like this,*
**[17:06] Kanade**
* but, well, we are talking*
* about Yukimura-senpai, so*
**[17:08] Kanade**
*I guess it's okay.*
**[17:09] Yamamoto**
All right. In that case...
**[17:11] Yamamoto**
Let's go out and look for a present!
**[17:14] Kanade**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Okinawa Souvenirs
**[17:17] Himuro**
*It's such a strange thing...*
**[17:19] Himuro**
*I was always fine on my own, and now...*
**[17:21] Himuro**
* for the sake of a connection*
* with another person...*
**[17:24] Himuro**
*I've become so desperate.*
**[17:27] Himuro**
*But... I met him...*
**[17:30] HImuro**
*spent time with him...*
**[17:32] Himuro**
*researched with him...*
**[17:34] Himuro**
*did all kinds of things with him...*
**[17:40] Himuro**
* And for the first time, being*
* with someone made me feel happy.*
**[17:45] Himuro**
* That's why I was really looking*
* forward to this trip.*
**[17:49] Himuro**
* Going to a southern island with*
* Yukimura-kun for the first time...*
**[17:52] Himuro**
*spending time there, running experiments...*
**[17:55] Himuro**
* And just maybe... a wonderful*
* phenomenon might occur...*
**[17:58] Himuro**
*I got my hopes up just a little.*
**[18:01] Himuro**
*But the reality was different.*
**[18:06] Kanade**
A glasses case! That would
be good, wouldn't it?
**[18:10] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun doesn't really pay attention
to how he treats his glasses.
**[18:14] Himuro**
The affinity index on this
seems like it would be high.
**[18:16] Kanade**
Oh!
**[18:17] Kanade**
It looks like they inscribe
names and things on them.
**[18:20] Himuro**
Really?
**[18:21] Himuro**
In that case...
**[18:23] Himuro**
*It's my fault.*
**[18:25] Himuro**
*I threw the experiment into disarray...*
**[18:28] Himuro**
*I got angry over trivial things...*
**[18:30] Himuro**
*Tomorrow, our trip ends...*
**[18:33] Himuro**
*But...*
**[18:34] Himuro**
* Yukimura-kun and I haven't*
* accomplished anything yet.*
**[18:38] Himuro**
I'll have the thesis ready in 30 minutes.
If you'll just wait a little.
**[18:41] Kanade**
It's amazing you can pull
off a stunt like that.
**[18:44] Himuro**
*But... it's not too late yet.*
**[18:47] Himuro**
*I will reconcile with you,*
**[18:49] Himuro**
* because I want to do something*
* on this trip together with you.*
**[18:52] Kanade**
I don't know if this wrapping really
gives off a "gift" sort of feel.
**[18:55] Yamamoto**
I have pens and things in my
room. I'll go decorate it!
**[18:58] Kanade**
That's a manga artist for you!
***SIGN*** Apology Thesis
**[19:08] Himuro**
All right. It's finished!
**[19:09] Kanade**
That's amazing! It looks like a present!
**[19:12] Himuro**
Thank you, both of you. I'm off.
**[19:14] Yamamoto**
Fight!
**[19:16] Kanade**
Hang in there, okay?
**[19:21] Himuro**
*Yukimura-kun...*
**[19:22] Himuro**
*I wonder if he'll forgive me.*
**[19:24] Himuro**
*I wonder if he'll be happy.*
**[19:26] Inukai**
Yukimura-senpai?
**[19:28] Inukai**
He left a minute ago.
**[19:30] Inukai**
He said he was going to the ocean,
so... he's probably outside....
**[19:34] Inukai**
Himuro-senpai!
**[19:36] Himuro**
*Will we be able to go back to normal?*
**[19:37] Himuro**
*Researching together...*
**[19:39] Himuro**
*Doing experiments...*
**[19:54] Himuro**
* Whether this feeling is "love" or not*
* still hasn't been decided, but...*
**[19:59] Himuro**
* if it's allowed for someone like me,*
* someone who was always alone, then...*
**[20:12] Yukimura**
Himuro?
**[20:22] Himuro**
Here. This's for you.
**[20:24] Yukimura**
What is it?
**[20:27] Himuro**
Open it.
**[20:28] Himuro**
*That's... how I truly feel about you...*
**[20:41] Himuro**
Wait...
**[20:42] Himuro**
It's not supposed to be...
**[20:48] Himuro**
Please, forget this happened...
**[20:54] Himuro**
*Why?*
**[20:55] Himuro**
*Why is it broken?*
**[20:57] Himuro**
*When?*
**[20:58] Himuro**
*Was it when I fell?*
**[21:00] Himuro**
* Why doesn't anything on*
* this trip work out right?*
**[21:05] Himuro**
*Because it wasn't possible?*
**[21:07] Himuro**
* For someone like me,*
* who always pushed others away,*
**[21:11] Himuro**
* to do something like this,*
* after all this time...*
**[21:18] Himuro**
*Do not confuse causation and correlation.*
**[21:21] Himuro**
*I am a science-type.*
**[21:23] Himuro**
*Calm down.*
**[21:24] Himuro**
*Think about it logically.*
**[21:27] Himuro**
*Correct your physical appearance.*
**[21:29] Himuro**
*Look ahead.*
**[21:31] Himuro**
*Always boldly beautiful...*
**[21:34] Himuro**
*Dignified... I have to be...*
***SIGN*** A Proposal Regarding the Fight During the Okinawa Research Training Camp and the Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations
**[21:45] Inukai**
You're as cute as always today, Aika...
**[21:48] Inukai**
Oh, welcome back.
**[21:50] Inukai**
Himuro-senpai stopped by a minute ago...
**[21:53] Yukimura**
I know.
**[21:55] Inukai**
What happened?
**[21:59] Yukimura**
I will now commence
reconciliation with Himuro,
**[22:02] Yukimura**
meticulously and completely.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 12
I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You,
So I Tried to Prove it.
**[23:35] Yukimura**
Next time, Proof 12.
**[23:37] Yukimura**
"I Knew I Could Fall in Love with
You, So I Tried to Prove It."
# E12 - I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You, So I Tried to Prove it
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWD1476/i-knew-i-could-fall-in-love-with-you-so-i-tried-to-prove-it)
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**[00:12] Kanade**
She sure is taking a long time...
***SIGN*** Himuro-senpai
**[00:35] Yukimura**
All right. That should do it.
**[00:38] Yukimura**
Now, where should I implement this...
**[00:42] Inukai**
Aika?
**[00:44] Kanade**
Oh. Yukimura-senpai.
**[00:46] Yukimura**
Kanade. What's wrong?
**[00:49] Kanade**
Well, Himuro-senpai is...
**[01:00] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai!
**[01:02] Yukimura**
Did you find her?
**[01:03] Kanade**
She hasn't been back to the room!
**[01:06] Inukai**
We've searched every inch of the
hotel, but we can't find her!
**[01:11] Inukai**
Which means... she's gotta be outside, right?
**[01:14] Inukai**
I hope she's not caught up
in some kind of trouble...
**[01:18] Yukimura**
Now that it's come to this,
there's no choice but to use it...
**[01:21] Yukimura**
It's a method unworthy of a
computer science specialist, but
**[01:24] Yukimura**
it can't be helped.
**[01:25] Yukimura**
We'll radiate outward from the hotel,
**[01:27] Yukimura**
and conduct a "full search."
**[01:29] Inukai**
A full search?
**[01:31] Inukai**
Oh!
**[01:32] Inukai**
You mean, "go search everywhere," right?
**[01:35] Yukimura**
Kosuke, you search to the west!
**[01:37] Inukai**
Got it!
**[01:38] Yukimura**
Kanade, if you could take the east!
**[01:40] Kanade**
All right!
**[01:45] Yukimura**
But whether this method will allow
us to find her or not is...
**[01:48] Yukimura**
Blast it. If only we had some clue...
**[01:51] Kanade**
Um, Yukimura-senpai!
**[01:54] Yukimura**
What is it?
**[01:56] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai...
**[01:57] Kanade**
You met with Himuro-senpai, didn't you?
**[02:00] Kanade**
Did something happen...?
***SIGN*** Proof 12
I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You,
So I Tried to Prove it.
**[02:10] Kanade**
I see... The present was broken.
**[02:14] Yukimura**
From my perspective, the fact that the
present was broken doesn't bother me.
**[02:18] Kanade**
Huh?
**[02:19] Yukimura**
What does bother me is the way it
was shattered to unrecognizability.
**[02:27] Kanade**
It was that bad...?
**[02:28] Kanade**
Himuro-senpai left in a hurry, so maybe
she fell and dropped it along the way.
**[02:33] Ibarada**
Oh... I saw that happen.
**[02:36] Kanade**
Oh. Ibarada-senpai.
**[02:39] Ibarada**
This sofa is a lot more
comfortable than my room...
**[02:42] Ibarada**
and the Wi-Fi's really strong here, too.
**[02:44] Kanade**
I see...
**[02:45] Yukimura**
Ibarada, what do you mean, you saw it?
**[02:49] Ibarada**
I was here, so I just happened to see it.
**[02:52] Ibarada**
It was right there, those stairs.
**[02:54] Ibarada**
I think she tripped on that last step.
**[02:57] Ibarada**
She's clumsier than she seems, that girl.
**[03:01] Ibarada**
Still, it really is a shame...
**[03:04] Ibarada**
Kanade, you helped get it ready, right?
**[03:06] Kanade**
Yes, I did.
Oh, Yamamoto-senpai helped, too...
**[03:10] Kanade**
She decorated the wrapping.
**[03:13] Ibarada**
Oh, now that you mention it, she did
come back to the room suddenly.
**[03:17] Ibarada**
She was being all secretive.
**[03:20] Ibarada**
I was coming out of the room
as she was going in,
**[03:24] Ibarada**
so I had no idea what she was doing.
**[03:27] Kanade**
Huh?
**[03:27] Kanade**
Yukimura-senpai, where are you going?
**[03:30] Yukimura**
There is something I need to verify.
**[03:33] Ibarada**
Oh.
**[03:34] Ibarada**
That's right. That manga artist.
**[03:36] Ibarada**
She left a little while ago,
heading for the beach.
**[03:39] Yukimura**
No one asked for your help.
**[03:41] Kanade**
Huh?
**[03:42] Kanade**
What's going on?
**[03:56] Yamamoto**
Oh, Yukimura-san.
**[03:57] Yukimura**
I have one question for you.
**[03:59] Yamamoto**
What's wrong? You have a question for me?
**[04:01] Yukimura**
Were you the one who broke Himuro's present?
**[04:05] Yamamoto**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[04:07] Yamamoto**
It's true I gave some advice when Himuro-san
was picking out the present, but...
**[04:12] Yamamoto**
How does that turn into me breaking it?
**[04:15] Yamamoto**
There must have been some
kind of accident, right?
**[04:17] Yukimura**
Himuro appears to have fallen
on the stairs in the lobby.
**[04:20] Yamamoto**
In that case, wouldn't it have broken then—
**[04:22] Yukimura**
No.
**[04:24] Yamamoto**
What makes you so certain?
**[04:27] Yukimura**
Himuro fell on the last step.
**[04:30] Yukimura**
The floor is made of marble.
**[04:32] Yukimura**
Let us assume that the glasses case
weighs the usual approximate 50 grams.
***SIGN*** (Polyvinyl Chloride Resin)
**[04:37] Yukimura**
It is likely made of
polyvinyl chloride resin.
**[04:41] Yukimura**
On the last step, given Himuro's height...
**[04:44] Yukimura**
the most it could have been was one meter.
**[04:47] Yukimura**
Allowed to free fall from that height,
**[04:49] Yukimura**
the free fall energy would
have been about 0.49 joules.
***SIGN*** Free Fall Energy
**[04:52] Yukimura**
Now, the strength of polyvinyl chloride,
it's rating according to the Charpy impact test,
**[04:56] Yukimura**
is generally 2.0 to 9.8
kilojoules per square meter.
***SIGN*** Strength
**[05:01] Yukimura**
I can't imagine that simply dropping it
once would cause it to break like that.
**[05:06] Yukimura**
That is...
**[05:07] Yukimura**
as long as no one used a tool
to deliberately destroy it.
**[05:12] Yukimura**
According to the circumstances,
the only possibilities are you and Kanade.
**[05:17] Yukimura**
However, it is difficult to think that
Kanade would do something like that.
**[05:20] Yukimura**
The one with the greatest
possibility is you.
**[05:24] Yamamoto**
Well done, figuring that out.
**[05:26] Yamamoto**
It's true. I'm the one who did it.
**[05:30] Yamamoto**
That's a science-type for you.
**[05:32] Yamamoto**
Imagine using physics calculations
to discover the culprit.
**[05:35] Yamamoto**
You're nothing like a washout
science-type like me.
**[05:38] Yukimura**
That calculation was mostly a bluff.
**[05:41] Yukimura**
As to whether or not it
would actually break,
**[05:43] Yukimura**
without doing some experiments,
I can't say anything for certain.
**[05:46] Yukimura**
The conditions are complex and
the object is a glasses case.
**[05:49] Yukimura**
It isn't a situation which can be compared
simply to a Charpy impact test.
**[05:53] Yamamoto**
My, does that mean I'm one point up on you?
**[05:57] Yukimura**
Why did you do something like this?
**[05:59] Yukimura**
Is it for your manga?
**[06:02] Yamamoto**
Romance requires obstacles.
**[06:06] Yamamoto**
Yukimura-san,
**[06:07] Yamamoto**
have you heard of the
Romeo and Juliet effect?
**[06:10] Yukimura**
It's from a paper published
by Driscoll in 1972.
**[06:14] Yukimura**
A type of what is generally referred
to as psychological reactance.
**[06:17] Yamamoto**
That's right.
**[06:18] Yamamoto**
It's the phenomenon where interference
and objection from those around you,
**[06:21] Yamamoto**
causes the feelings of love to increase.
**[06:24] Yamamoto**
The fact that the love is forbidden
**[06:26] Yamamoto**
is precisely what makes
the story interesting!
**[06:29] Yamamoto**
The existence of a great evil
**[06:30] Yamamoto**
makes justice and good
stand out all the more!
**[06:32] Yamamoto**
In order to make a dramatic,
come-from-behind win in sports,
**[06:35] Yamamoto**
first, they have to nearly lose
to a formidable opponent.
**[06:39] Yamamoto**
If you want a dramatic reconciliation,
**[06:41] Yamamoto**
then before that, you must hit rock bottom.
**[06:44] Yamamoto**
It's more interesting that way, isn't it?
**[06:47] Yamamoto**
As long as I'm creating a manga about you,
**[06:49] Yamamoto**
it must be interesting, or else
I'll be in a difficult position.
**[06:53] Yukimura**
Though, it was quite a
sloppy plan, wasn't it?
**[06:56] Yukimura**
If Himuro hadn't fallen there, there would
have been no doubt that you were—
**[07:01] Yamamoto**
And what of it?
**[07:03] Yamamoto**
I've achieved my objective, haven't I?
**[07:07] Yukimura**
If it's for your manga,
you'll stop at nothing.
**[07:10] Yukimura**
Whether that means denigrating others,
or even yourself, you wouldn't hesitate.
**[07:14] Yukimura**
Is that your true nature?
**[07:16] Yamamoto**
My... How upsetting.
**[07:19] Yamamoto**
And here I thought you and I were alike.
**[07:23] Yamamoto**
You never waver from your convictions
and your thirst for research.
**[07:26] Yamamoto**
If it's for the sake of those things, you care nothing for yourself or others.
**[07:30] Yamamoto**
You're the same.
**[07:32] Yukimura**
You're right.
**[07:34] Yukimura**
I see you understand perfectly.
**[07:37] Yukimura**
If you do anything more to hurt Himuro,
**[07:41] Yukimura**
I don't plan to let anything stop me, either!
**[07:55] Yamamoto**
Himuro-san was running
southwest down this path.
**[07:59] Yamamoto**
The structure of the roads
in the area is simple.
**[08:02] Yamamoto**
Given this single limiting constraint,
**[08:03] Yamamoto**
you should be able to considerably
narrow your focus from a full search.
**[08:07] Yamamoto**
Next, you just need to do some calculations
and persevere in your search.
**[08:11] Yamamoto**
I'm sure Himuro-san is
hoping you'll do that, too.
**[08:15] Yukimura**
What are you plotting?
**[08:17] Yamamoto**
I have no intention of
asking you to forgive me,
**[08:20] Yamamoto**
and I don't mind if you don't
think of me as a good person
**[08:23] Yamamoto**
However...
**[08:24] Yamamoto**
As long as I'm creating manga,
**[08:26] Yamamoto**
I am hoping that your
love research goes well.
**[08:30] Yamamoto**
That is a fact.
**[08:34] Yamamoto**
The one I broke was a double I secretly
bought while we were shopping.
**[08:39] Yamamoto**
I hope you'll let her give this to you again.
**[08:43] Yamamoto**
It wouldn't be right to accept
it from me, would it?
**[08:46] Yamamoto**
What's wrong?
**[08:48] Yamamoto**
Himuro-san is waiting for you.
**[08:56] Yamamoto**
I'll gather the precise
details... another day.
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
**[09:21] Himuro**
Oh, what is it now?
**[09:26] Himuro**
Ow...
**[09:28] Himuro**
This is the worst.
**[09:30] Himuro**
I can't walk like this.
**[09:34] Himuro**
Where... am I?
**[09:37] Himuro**
I left my cell phone in the room.
**[09:40] Himuro**
I seem to be a little bit stranded...
**[09:50] Himuro**
*What am I doing?*
**[09:53] Himuro**
*How did things turn out this way?*
**[09:56] Himuro**
*What did I do wrong?*
**[09:59] Himuro**
* I was looking forward to this*
* Okinawa trip so much...*
**[10:04] Himuro**
* I got strangely jealous,*
* and started a fight...*
**[10:07] Himuro**
*I even broke the reconciliation present...*
**[10:11] Himuro**
*In a place like this...*
**[10:13] Himuro**
*unable to get back by myself...*
**[10:18] Himuro**
*I'm used to being alone.*
**[10:19] Himuro**
*I've always been alone, after all.*
**[10:22] Himuro**
*But...*
**[10:23] Himuro**
*maybe that's what was wrong.*
**[10:26] Himuro**
*Back then, if I'd faced them properly...*
**[10:29] Himuro**
*maybe this wouldn't have happened.*
**[10:49] Himuro**
How beautiful.
**[10:50] Himuro**
Crepuscular rays...
**[10:52] Himuro**
Aerosolized particles in the atmosphere
cause Mie scattering and shine,
**[10:56] Himuro**
allowing a person to see
the path of the light.
**[10:59] Yukimura**
It's a type of Tyndall effect, right?
**[11:02] Himuro**
It might push the beauty index to 100.
**[11:06] Yukimura**
That high?
**[11:09] Himuro**
I wanted to admire a view like
this all alone with Yukimura-kun
**[11:13] Himuro**
while saying things like that.
**[11:14] Himuro**
That's all I wanted...
**[11:17] Himuro**
But I knew it wasn't possible...
**[11:19] Himuro**
For me... it's just...
**[11:21] Yukimura**
Are you stupid?!
**[11:24] Yukimura**
Do not make decisions based on supposition!
**[11:26] Yukimura**
How many times have I told you that?!
**[11:28] Himuro**
Yuki...mura...kun...
**[11:32] Yukimura**
Coming all the way out here alone.
**[11:35] Himuro**
Why... are you here?
**[11:37] Yukimura**
I have a lot of things I want to say to you.
**[11:40] Himuro**
Yes. I'm... sorry...
**[11:44] Himuro**
I got angry over stupid things...
**[11:46] Himuro**
Fought with you...
**[11:48] Himuro**
I...
**[11:49] Himuro**
I ruined all that research...
**[11:51] Yukimura**
No.
**[11:52] Yukimura**
I don't care about any of that!
**[11:54] Himuro**
Huh?
***SIGN*** A Proposal Regarding the Fight During the Okinawa Research Training Camp
and the Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations
**[11:55] Yukimura**
What is this apology thesis type thing?
**[11:58] Yukimura**
It is inadequate!
**[12:00] Yukimura**
There are far too many typos!
**[12:01] Yukimura**
And there are too many emotional statements!
**[12:03] Yukimura**
If it's a paper, make your assertions
based on the grounds of your argument!
**[12:07] Yukimura**
This isn't like you.
**[12:08] Yukimura**
In particular, this final clause.
What is this?
**[12:11] Yukimura**
"I have always been alone, so romantic
behaviors might be impossible for me"?
**[12:17] Yukimura**
In what way is your past relevant
to the current situation?
***SIGN*** High School Friendship Frequency and
Lifetime Romance Success Ratio Correspondence
**[12:21] Yukimura**
If you want to claim this, then go with
**[12:23] Yukimura**
"People who had no friends in high school
100% can't find love." Find some documentation.
**[12:28] Yukimura**
Cite that reference,
then make your argument!
**[12:31] Yukimura**
Though I'm certain that data doesn't exist.
**[12:34] Yukimura**
Don't allow your emotions to
sway you. Stay intellectual.
**[12:37] Yukimura**
Build your logic on solid foundations,
then make your claims!
**[12:40] Yukimura**
That...
**[12:41] Yukimura**
is what it means to be a science-type!
**[12:44] Yukimura**
What is it?
**[12:45] Yukimura**
If you have a rebuttal,
then say it. Intellectually.
**[12:52] Himuro**
What is this?
**[12:53] Himuro**
I did...
**[12:56] Himuro**
I did try to be intellectual, as always...
**[12:59] Himuro**
To calmly analyze the situation!
**[13:02] Himuro**
But I can't!
**[13:03] Himuro**
My head is a mess!
**[13:06] Himuro**
Ever since August 20th,
11:05 AM, when we fought!
**[13:10] Himuro**
On the emotion counter,
***SIGN*** Positive Emotion Group
Negative Emotion Group
**[13:11] Himuro**
my negative emotion group increased
nearly four-fold. A dramatic increase!
***SIGN*** Heart Rate (bpm)
**[13:14] Himuro**
My heart rate is unstable.
***SIGN*** Flow of Time (minutes) Fig. 2.2: Changes in Himuro
Ayame's Heart Rate
***SIGN*** Body Temperature (C°)
***SIGN*** Flow of Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.4: Changes in Himuro Ayame's Body Temperature
Changes in Himuro Ayame's Blood Pressure
**[13:16] Himuro**
My blood pressure is 12% above average.
***SIGN*** Lowest
***SIGN*** Blood Pressure
***SIGN*** Highest
**[13:19] Himuro**
My emotions have become unstable, too,
**[13:21] Himuro**
making me remember things from the
past at least 12 times for no reason!
**[13:24] Himuro**
If you collected my saliva now,
**[13:26] Himuro**
my cortisol reading has probably
increased by about 80%!
**[13:30] Himuro**
Fighting with you
**[13:31] Himuro**
causes this extensive
negative effect on my body!
**[13:34] Himuro**
It's very interesting,
but I can't take any more!
**[13:37] Himuro**
We didn't manage to do any close
contact experiments either...
**[13:40] Himuro**
Earlier, I even hallucinated a little...
**[13:43] Himuro**
I feel like an idiot...
**[13:46] Himuro**
Let me reconcile with you!
**[13:48] Himuro**
Let me touch you!
**[13:50] Himuro**
Hurry up and just hold me!
**[14:09] Himuro**
You're so slow...
**[14:11] Himuro**
every time...
**[14:13] Yukimura**
I'm sorry.
**[14:16] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun...
**[14:18] Himuro**
It's all right, isn't it?
Even for someone like me...
**[14:21] Himuro**
It's possible for me to do
romantic things with you, right?
**[14:25] Yukimura**
Shh...
**[14:25] Yukimura**
Quiet.
**[14:27] Himuro**
What?
**[14:28] Yukimura**
Don't raise your voice above 20 decibels.
**[14:32] Yukimura**
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
**[14:37] Yukimura**
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
***SIGN*** //Third-parties in the Vicinity Paying Attention
***SIGN*** //Ambient Noise Level
***SIGN*** //Ambient Light Level
***SIGN*** //Beauty Index of the Surrounding Environs
***SIGN*** //Seconds Spent Gazing at Each Other
***SIGN*** secs
**[14:58] Yukimura**
...27, 28, 29, 30.
**[15:23] Yukimura**
I believe I told you.
**[15:25] Yukimura**
Don't make decisions based on supposition.
**[15:30] Yukimura**
This is what you call proof.
***SIGN*** Ikeda Lab
***SIGN*** Yuki
***SIGN*** Found Himuro.
No further cause for worry.
**[15:48] Inukai**
Senpai?
**[15:51] Inukai**
All right!
***SIGN*** Ikeda Lab
***SIGN*** Yuki
***SIGN*** Found Himuro.
No further cause for worry.
***SIGN*** Really. Good. I'm happy for you.
**[15:58] Ibarada**
They say they found Himuro.
**[16:00] Yamamoto**
My! I see everything ended well, didn't it?
**[16:03] Ibarada**
Why are you talking like it's
got nothing to do with you?
**[16:06] Ibarada**
You're the one who made
everything worse, aren't you?
**[16:08] Yamamoto**
Well, I mean...
**[16:10] Ibarada**
When I heard you were
helping those two make up,
**[16:13] Ibarada**
I got a really bad feeling, but...
**[16:15] Ibarada**
just as I thought, you went and made a mess.
**[16:18] Yamamoto**
Sometimes you need some strong medicine
when you're doing research, don't you?
**[16:23] Yamamoto**
By the way, I've been wondering...
**[16:26] Yamamoto**
What is all that?
**[16:28] Ibarada**
Oh. I got kinda hungry,
**[16:30] Ibarada**
and I ended up ordering way too much.
**[16:33] Ibarada**
Well, you did say you were going to
pay the expenses for this trip, so...
**[16:37] Ibarada**
Oh. The bill's over there.
**[16:44] Yamamoto**
Oh, silly Ena...
**[16:58] Yukimura**
For now, we should head back to the hotel.
**[17:01] Himuro**
Yes, we should.
**[17:08] Yukimura**
*I went and did it!*
**[17:10] Yukimura**
*The "direct contact of mucous membranes"!*
**[17:12] Yukimura**
*I may have calculated for this, but...*
**[17:14] Yukimura**
* it's all because the conditions for the*
* highest mood value miraculously coincided!*
**[17:19] Yukimura**
*Was this all right?*
**[17:21] Yukimura**
*Taking a woman's lips without asking...*
**[17:24] Yukimura**
*is a crime of indecent assault, isn't it?!*
**[17:26] Yukimura**
*No, wait.*
**[17:28] Yukimura**
* Himuro has been wanting a*
* "high mood-level kiss."*
**[17:31] Yukimura**
*That's right! This was a benevolent action!*
**[17:34] Yukimura**
* It was not at all like I had ulterior*
* motives and performed an indecent action...*
**[17:36] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun.
**[17:38] Himuro**
I can't walk, so you carry me.
**[17:41] Yukimura**
I suppose I have no choice.
**[17:48] Yukimura**
* I have no ulterior motives. I have no*
* ulterior motives. I have no ulterior motives.*
**[17:53] Yukimura**
*That's right.*
**[17:55] Yukimura**
* These are all simply benevolent*
* actions for Himuro's benefit.*
**[17:57] Yukimura**
* It is not the wicked thinking*
* of some foolish criminal...*
**[18:01] Yukimura**
*I am absolutely—*
**[18:04] Himuro**
You're the worst, Yukimura-kun.
**[18:05] Himuro**
Carrying a girl and collapsing
because of it...
**[18:08] Yukimura**
Just wait...
**[18:09] Himuro**
My mass isn't far from the average
mass of the average female.
**[18:14] Himuro**
This is clearly because you're
so feeble, Yukimura-kun.
**[18:17] Yukimura**
Silence.
**[18:18] Himuro**
If you and I align our centers of gravity,
**[18:21] Himuro**
we should be able to decrease
the moments of force.
**[18:23] Himuro**
Come on. Hurry up and pick me up...
**[18:25] Yukimura**
It's because I'm carrying
you that I can't get up!
**[18:28] Yukimura**
Let go for a minute!
**[18:29] Himuro**
I don't want to!
**[18:30] Yukimura**
Why?
**[18:30] Himuro**
For the last two days, we haven't been
able to do any experiments at all!
**[18:34] Himuro**
We have to make up for it, don't we?
**[18:37] Himuro**
That's why I won't. I won't let go.
**[18:40] Himuro**
I will never let you go.
**[18:48] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun...
**[18:50] Yukimura**
What?
**[18:52] Himuro**
Earlier... that kiss...
**[18:55] Yukimura**
That was...
**[18:56] Himuro**
Was all of that part of your calculations?
**[19:00] Yukimura**
Not all of it...
**[19:02] Yukimura**
There were quite a few points
of coincidence included...
**[19:05] Yukimura**
After the failure of the
previous kiss experiment...
**[19:08] Yukimura**
I kept thinking about ways to
enact a high mood-level kiss.
**[19:15] Yukimura**
The fact that you were here
in such a beautiful place
**[19:17] Yukimura**
was a miraculous happenstance.
**[19:20] Yukimura**
I thought, "It has to be now."
**[19:23] Yukimura**
That's why... it's... That action was...
**[19:26] Yukimura**
It was to make your wish a reality...
**[19:29] Yukimura**
Something I'd prepared for,
to a certain extent...
**[19:32] Yukimura**
It absolutely wasn't something prompted
**[19:34] Yukimura**
by any kind of sexual
emotions, done on impulse...
**[19:36] Himuro**
I see...
**[19:37] Himuro**
I had no idea...
**[19:39] Himuro**
All this time, you've been thinking
of how to do this for me.
**[19:45] Yukimura**
Who says it's about you?
**[19:47] Yukimura**
This is all to understand the
general conditions of "love."
**[19:51] Yukimura**
We have only just managed
to succeed at kissing once.
**[19:55] Yukimura**
We still have a mountain of research to do.
**[19:58] Himuro**
That's true. This is just the start...
**[20:06] Himuro**
Everyone!
**[20:15] Kanade; background**
I'm so glad you're safe!
**[20:16] Kanade**
*These past three days,*
**[20:17] Kanade**
*a lot of things happened,*
**[20:17] Himuro; background**
I'm sorry I worried you.
**[20:19] Inukai; background**
Y-You okay?
**[20:20] Kanade**
*but with this, summer's biggest event,*
**[20:21] Yamamoto; background**
He's collapsed!
**[20:22] Kanade**
*the Okinawa lab trip comes to an end.*
**[20:24] Yukimura; background**
I will not allow you to do as you please.
**[20:34] Ikeda**
Really... I had no idea it would
develop into such a serious matter...
**[20:38] Himuro**
I'm sorry for worrying you.
**[20:41] Ikeda**
Well, I'm just glad nothing bad happened.
**[20:44] Inukai**
We've returned...
**[20:47] Inukai**
to the clamor of the city!
**[20:48] Ibarada**
You bought way too many souvenirs, Torasuke.
**[20:52] Ikeda**
Now, then! Everyone be careful
getting home, all right?
**[20:56] Ikeda**
You are dismissed!
**[20:58] everyone**
Thank you!
**[21:03] Kanade**
*And now,*
**[21:04] Kanade**
* we return to our daily lives,*
* as they've always been.*
**[21:09] Yukimura**
It's finally here.
**[21:11] Yukimura**
The results of the oxytocin measurements
we collected during the training camp.
**[21:14] Kanade**
Oxytocin?
**[21:17] Kanade**
Oh!
**[21:18] Yukimura and Himuro**
The oxytocin is...!
**[21:20] Kanade**
The substance that explodes
if you embrace, right?
**[21:23] Yukimura**
It is not that kind of dangerous substance.
**[21:26] Himuro**
It's a hormone excreted when
you touch someone you love.
**[21:29] Kanade**
Was it?
**[21:31] Himuro**
Investigating that was the objective
of our training camp, but...
**[21:35] Himuro**
There was the fight and
a lot of other things...
**[21:38] Yukimura**
Yeah...
**[21:39] Kanade**
Huh?
**[21:41] Kanade**
The numbers on just this one
reading seems strangely high...
**[21:45] Himuro**
Oh...
**[21:49] Kanade**
You succeeded in your kiss in
a beautiful place like this?
**[21:52] Himuro; simultaneous**
Yes...
**[21:52] Yukimura; simultaneous**
Yeah...
**[21:53] Kanade**
When you kissed, did you feel anything?
**[22:00] Yukimura and Himuro**
*I want to kiss again!*
**[22:00] Yukimura and Himuro**
*I want to kiss again!*
**[22:02] Yukimura**
*But I can't say that.*
**[22:04] Yukimura**
*I am not like those idiots who cave to lust!*
**[22:07] Himuro**
* If I'm the only one giddy about*
* this, it makes me an idiot.*
**[22:10] Himuro**
*I have to stay calm...*
**[22:12] Himuro**
Well, let's see...
**[22:13] Himuro**
Our teeth bumped just a little.
**[22:16] Himuro**
To be honest, I felt that Yukimura-kun's
method was a little questionable.
**[22:20] Kanade**
*Huh? Criticisms?*
**[22:21] Himuro**
His glasses hit me, and our noses hit, too.
**[22:25] Himuro**
You forgot to tilt your head
45 degrees, didn't you?
**[22:28] Himuro**
I couldn't say the kiss was smartly done.
**[22:31] Yukimura**
In that case, I'll have my say, too.
**[22:34] Yukimura**
In that moment, your lips tasted
of salt and were slightly rough.
**[22:38] Himuro**
*Wha?*
**[22:39] Yukimura**
As you spent the night by the ocean,
***SIGN*** Mechanism Behind Salt-damaged Kiss
***SIGN*** Seawater droplets of 10⁻¹⁴~10⁻¹⁵g and
particles of sea salt are dispersed in the vicinity.
**[22:42] Yukimura**
particles of sea salt carried by
droplets of seawater and the salt wind
**[22:45] Yukimura**
must have adhered to your lips.
***SIGN*** Adhered to lips causing the tactile
sensation of the kiss to deteriorate.
**[22:47] Himuro**
Well, *sorry*...
**[22:49] Himuro**
for being a woman with "salty, rough lips."
**[22:52] Himuro**
Well, no wonder that kiss
doesn't mean anything to you.
**[22:54] Himuro**
You pulled your lips away
after only two seconds, too!
**[22:57] Yukimura**
It... It wasn't like that!
**[22:59] Yukimura**
That was just because I was embarrassed...
**[23:01] Yukimura**
It wasn't because I didn't like it.
**[23:02] Himuro**
That's a lie!
**[23:03] Yukimura**
It's the truth!
**[23:04] Yukimura**
Your lips themselves were very soft.
***SIGN*** Kanade
***SIGN*** In Lab
***SIGN*** 4th Dimension
***SIGN*** Rm. 507
***SIGN*** Himuro
***SIGN*** Yukimura
**[23:08] Kanade**
* It seems the love experiments still*
* have a long, long way to go...*
**[23:12] Yukimura**
All right. I'll prove it to you.
**[23:15] Yukimura**
I'll give you another kiss right now that
improves on all the points you brought up.
**[23:18] Himuro**
If it isn't longer than two seconds,
I'll never forgive you.
**[23:22] Kanade**
* I can't keep up with them,*
* so I'll take my leave here...*