Season 1
- E1 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried to Analyze It.
- E2 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Experiments.
- E3 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Try Planning a Date
- E4 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Going on a Date.
- E5 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
- E6 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Kissing.
- E7 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Having a Drinking Party.
- E8 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried to Gather Evidence of Love
- E9 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Attending a Training Camp in Okinawa.
- E10 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Giving Presentations.
- E11 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Having a Fight.
- E12 - I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You, So I Tried to Prove it
E1 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried to Analyze It.
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Five...
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One...
[00:21] Narrator
All things are numbers.
[00:24] Narrator
According to Pythagoras,
[00:27] Narrator
behind every single thing in this world,
[00:29] Narrator
you will find numbers.
[00:34] Narrator
Everything in the universe abides
by the rules of numbers.
[00:39] Narrator
Therefore, through numbers and calculation,
[00:42] Narrator
everything in the universe can
be explained and understood.
[00:47] Narrator
And since this discovery,
a multitude of eminent scientists
[00:53] Narrator
have mathematically proven many truths.
[00:58] Narrator
On the other hand, however...
[01:00] Narrator
many, many things remain
unproven and unexplained.
[01:06] Narrator
In this story, one of those most difficult
questions is resolutely confronted.
[01:13] Narrator
It is the story of a
particular group of youths.
[01:34] Himuro
You should eat something decent
once in a while, Yukimura-kun.
[01:38] Yukimura
In terms of nutrition, this is sufficient.
[01:41] Himuro
A limited amount of exposure
to sunlight is beneficial.
[01:44] Himuro
Serotonin deficiency dulls the mind.
[01:49] Yukimura
I never asked for your opinion.
[01:51] Yukimura
More importantly, you are
three minutes late, Himuro.
[01:53] Himuro
Two minutes, thirty-two seconds.
[01:56] Himuro
If you're specializing in science and
engineering, you need to be precise about time.
[01:59] Yukimura
Save the backtalk for after you've
made up the three minutes' work.
[02:03] Himuro
Serves as the perfect handicap
for me, don't you think?
[02:06] Himuro
More importantly, Yukimura-kun,
[02:08] Himuro
don't you need to hurry up and
find a polynomial-time reduction?
[02:11] Himuro
Your presentation is soon, isn't it?
[02:13] Yukimura
I've already determined the objective.
[02:15] Yukimura
The practical application of
the Hamilton path problem.
[02:17] Himuro
You're probably just going to
copy Richard Karp's work. Right?
[02:20] Yukimura
I am using it as a reference,
but my work is completely original.
[02:24] Yukimura
Do not presume that your
assumptions are truth.
[02:26] Himuro
I'm looking forward to seeing what
unsightly presentation you come up with.
[02:30] Himuro
I'll be sure to write it succinctly enough
that even your brain can comprehend it.
[02:35] Himuro
Oh, by the way, Yukimura-kun.
[02:36] Yukimura
What is it, Himuro?
[02:38] Himuro
I seem to be in love with you.
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It.
[04:17] ---
National University: Saitama University
[04:18] ---
Liberal Arts College
Students Enrolled: 816
Graduate Students: 96
[04:18] ---
Established 70 years ago
Campus Footprint: 394,544 m²
[04:24] ---
Saitama University
1st year graduate student
Yukimura Shinya
Height: 177 cm Weight: 63 kg
Blood type: O
Hobbies: Research, reading academic texts
Favorite foods: Foods which allow efficient
intake of balanced nutrition
Favorite phrase: Decisive and resolute
Idol: John von Neumann
Future goals: Nobel Prize
[04:24] Yukimura
What?
[04:26] Yukimura
What did you just say?
[04:30] ---
Saitama University
1st year graduate student
Himuro Ayame
Height: 170 cm Weight: ?
Blood type: A
Hobbies: Research, reading academic texts,
aroma therapy
Favorite foods: Strawberries, sweet foods in general
Favorite phrase: Two become as one
Idol: Émilie du Châtelet
Future goals: Fields Medal
[04:30] Himuro
I...
[04:31] Himuro
seem to be in love with you, Yukimura-kun.
SIGN The problem set forth here is defined as follows
wherein the input of each node is associated with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaI went and said it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaa
SIGN Proof 1
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried to Analyze It.
[04:43] Yukimura
I...
[04:44] Yukimura
have no experience with that which
is called "romance," however...
[04:49] Yukimura
Himuro...
[04:50] Yukimura
You are intelligent,
and I consider you a worthy rival.
[04:54] Yukimura
I suppose that if pressed, I couldn't
say that I have no affection for you.
[04:59] Yukimura
However, I don't know if I
am in love with you or not.
[05:03] Yukimura
First...
[05:05] Yukimura
How does one define "love"?
[05:08] Yukimura
Himuro, upon what evidence did
you determine that you love me?
[05:12] Himuro
You're right.
[05:14] Himuro
Making a determination
without credible evidence
[05:17] Himuro
would make me a failure
as a student of science.
SIGN Even when science-types fall in love,
SIGN anything less than a precise
definition is unsatisfactory.
SIGN Time I've wanted
to smell you.
2.2%
SIGN Time I've wanted you
to smell me.
3.0%
SIGN Time I've found myself
looking at you.
8.3%
SIGN Time I've had fun being with you.
14.3%
SIGN Time I've been captivated
by the sight of you thinking.
17.2%
SIGN Other
11%
SIGN Time my heart rate
increased by being with you
24.2%
SIGN Time you have
appeared in
dreams
19.8%
SIGN Fig. 1 - A pie chart showing percentages of the elements of evidence
leading to the determination that Himuro Ayame loves Yukimura Shinya
[05:26] Himuro
This is the evidence which led me to
determine that I seem to be in love with you.
[05:30] Himuro
The numbers aren't concrete,
so please consider these only rough estimates.
[05:36] Yukimura
Time my heart rate has increased
by being with you...
[05:39] Yukimura
...appeared in my dreams...
[05:42] Yukimura
I see.
[05:44] Yukimura
However, making a determination based on this
evidence is no more than your personal opinion.
[05:48] Himuro
True.
[05:49] Himuro
So let us provisionally set this down.
SIGN At this time, the emotion Himuro Ayame
feels toward Yukimura Shinya is
SIGN
SIGN (love prime)
SIGN This is the current hypothesis.
[05:55] Yukimura
Yes. And we want to prove that "love"
and "love prime" are equal, but...
[05:59] Yukimura
Would this correlate with what is
generally held to be proof of "love"?
[06:03] Yukimura
Looking at it like this, there seem to
be many factors which are generalized.
[06:07] Yukimura
"Time I've been captivated by the sight of
you thinking." That doesn't feel quite right...
[06:16] Yukimura
What is it?
[06:18] Himuro
Nothing.
[06:21] Himuro
I began growing more conscious of you after
you appeared in a dream on April 12th.
[06:26] Himuro
I've indicated the frequency on this graph.
[06:28] Yukimura
Would appearing in a dream really
lead to an increased awareness?
[06:31] Yukimura
Even I've had you and other
people appear in my dreams.
[06:35] Yukimura
What happened between us in that dream?
[06:40] Himuro
Is that information necessary?
[06:42] Yukimura
Tell me. If the information is accurate,
having more will do no harm.
[06:47] Himuro
We... held hands.
[06:52] Yukimura
Information must be recorded precisely.
SIGN Time you've
appeared in dreams
SIGN holding
my hand.
[06:55] Yukimura
Ambiguous phrasing will
only hinder analysis of—
[06:58] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, didn't you also say
I've appeared in your dreams, as well?
[07:03] Himuro
What happened between us in the dream?
[07:07] Yukimura
Is that information necessary?
[07:09] Himuro
If the information is accurate,
having more will do no harm. Isn't that right?
[07:14] Yukimura
We... held hands.
[07:16] Himuro
Wh-What did you say?
[07:19] Himuro
This point of commonality...
[07:21] Himuro
Is it simply coincidence?
[07:23] Yukimura
At this stage, I can't say anything for certain,
however, it may indicate relatedness.
SIGN Even when science-types fall in love,
SIGN the progress is slower than a turtle's.
[07:31] Kanade
Good morning!
[07:33] Kanade
Oh! Himuro-senpai! Yukimura-senpai!
[07:35] ---
Saitama University
4th year college student
Kanade Kotonoha
Height: 162 cm Weight: ?
Blood type: B
Hobbies: Making sweets, shojo manga
Favorite foods: Snacks, sweets
Favorite phrase: Halcyon days
Idol: Her middle school homeroom teacher, Sayama
Future goals: Still thinking about it
[07:37] Kanade
You're early again tod—
[07:37] Yukimura
Which means that romantic affection
[07:39] Yukimura
and the question of its determination
can be rendered as a formula like this.
SIGN A is in love with B (A,B∈Human) Is this determination possible?
[07:43] Yukimura
A is in love with B.
[07:44] Yukimura
Parenthesis, A and B belong to the
category of "human," close parenthesis.
[07:47] Yukimura
Is this determination possible?
SIGN Being together
increases heart rate
[07:49] Yukimura
If by finding the conditions
which generally indicate "love,"
SIGN Appears in dreams
SIGN Captivated by the sight of the person thinking
SIGN Being together is fun
SIGN Found one's self looking at the person
SIGN Ends up waiting for the person to reply to texts
SIGN Thinks of the person every spare moment
[07:53] Yukimura
we can construct a Turing
machine like this, then...
SIGN If conditions are met
SIGN If conditions aren't met
SIGN "Love" is output
SIGN "Not love" is output
[07:56] Himuro
Which means we can determine whether
I love you or not. Correct?
[08:00] Yukimura
Not just that. We can also determine
whether I love you or not.
[08:05] Himuro
This research topic is much more
interesting than I'd originally thought.
[08:08] Yukimura
I'd thought romance was something only for
idiots who run on impulses and urges, but...
[08:13] Yukimura
It appears even romance is an
aggregation of numbers and data!
[08:19] Himuro
Is this love a 0 or a 1?
[08:22] Yukimura
We'll find the proof.
[08:25] Kanade
What is this ridiculous couple talking about?
[08:27] Kanade
Will this be okay?
[08:38] Himuro
Y-Yukimura-kun...
[08:40] Himuro
W-We shouldn't be doing this...
[08:42] Yukimura
We're not done with our experiment.
Don't try to escape, Himuro.
[08:46] Himuro
Yuki...mura-kun...
[08:50] Yukimura
Right. We're done.
[08:52] Yukimura
Starting at 3:27 pm for ten seconds.
[08:54] Yukimura
The experiment concerned the action
commonly known as a "wall slam."
[08:57] Himuro
Hmm... Unclear...
[08:59] Himuro
Trembling due to nervousness...
Agitation in the voice...
[09:02] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, it's obvious you
aren't used to this sort of thing.
[09:06] Yukimura
We are not interested in that kind of data.
[09:09] Yukimura
The important thing here is
your heart rate. How was it?
[09:15] Yukimura
Heart rate of 147.
[09:18] Yukimura
That's on par with an all-out sprint.
[09:20] Yukimura
For all your complaints, your
heart rate was quite elevated.
[09:23] Himuro
At any rate...
[09:25] Himuro
If we continue these sorts of experiments,
we may be able to find the proof
[09:29] Himuro
as to whether I love you
or not, Yukimura-kun.
[09:32] Himuro
Let's move on to the next.
[09:34] Yukimura
Yes.
[09:36] Kanade
Well, if I had to say what the
two of them are up to, it'd be...
SIGN minutes prior.
SIGN minute prior.
SIGN minutes prior.
[09:43] Kanade
"Preconditions for believing you're in
love with someone"...is that right?
[09:48] Himuro
Kanade-chan, what kinds of things make you
think you've fallen in love with someone?
[09:51] Kanade
M-Me?
[09:53] Kanade
Well, let's see...
[09:56] Kanade
Oh!
SIGN Wham
SIGN ...we're
not
done
talking.
SIGN ba-dump
SIGN ba-dump
SIGN
Hender-
son-kun...
[09:57] Kanade
This kind of thing.
[09:58] Kanade
When I feel my heart racing...
that kind of thing. Probably.
[10:01] Yukimura
Your heart racing?
[10:03] Yukimura
That's one of the preconditions
Himuro listed for "love," too.
[10:06] Himuro
That's right! That's it!
[10:09] both
Heart rate!
[10:10] Himuro
If we monitor heart rate,
[10:12] Himuro
we can quantitatively measure
"thrilling palpitations of love."
SIGN Science-types always
[10:14] Yukimura
Ready a heart rate monitor!
SIGN feel reassured when things can be converted into numbers.
[10:16] Yukimura
We'll start the experiments immediately!
[10:18] Himuro
All right.
[10:21] Himuro
Now, then.
[10:22] Himuro
Shall we continue our "If I do this with
someone I love, my heart will race" situations?
[10:26] Yukimura
We should. After doing the
"wall slam" we should...
[10:33] both
I have no idea.
SIGN Romantic Experience: Zero.
[10:36] Himuro
At times like these, we should
look it up on the Internet.
[10:38] Yukimura
Information on the Internet comes from
unverified sources. I don't like it.
[10:42] Yukimura
But I suppose we have no choice.
SIGN Experiment 1
SIGN The chin-lift.
SIGN Chin-lift.
[10:47] Himuro
The ideal angle seems to be
between 30 and 40 degrees.
[10:51] Yukimura
This is the same technique used
in artificial respiration.
[10:54] Yukimura
Perhaps securing the airway
is one of the objectives.
SIGN Experiment 2
SIGN The sleeve-roll.
SIGN Sleeve-roll.
[10:59] Yukimura
Stand behind someone and
roll their sleeves up...?
[11:02] Yukimura
What significance could
this action possibly have?
[11:04] Himuro
But there are very precise accounts of a
height differential of 23 cm being ideal.
SIGN Approx. 23 cm
SIGN Yukimura's
weight distribution
[11:10] Himuro
It's possible this action has
solid academic corroboration.
[11:13] Yukimura
Hmm... What else...
[11:16] Yukimura
Sweet potato fries?
[11:17] Yukimura
We would need sweet potato
fries to try this one.
[11:23] Himuro
If my hypothesis is correct...
[11:25] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, will you remove
your glasses for a moment?
[11:28] Yukimura
What hypothesis?
SIGN Himuro vision.
[11:30] Yukimura
Explain.
[11:36] Himuro
I was right.
[11:37] Yukimura
About what?
[11:39] Himuro
Never mind. Let's move on to the next.
SIGN minutes later.
[11:44] Yukimura
We have attempted a variety of things,
[11:45] Yukimura
but it seems that activities which
reduce the distance between us
[11:48] Yukimura
have a tendency to increase heart rate.
[11:53] Yukimura
What's this? Tired already?
[11:57] Himuro
In that case, this brings
us the closest, doesn't it?
[12:00] Himuro
Let's stay like this for a little while.
[12:02] Himuro
The longer the period, the more
data we can collect. Right?
[12:05] Yukimura
That is true... but...
SIGN minutes later.
SIGN minute later.
SIGN minutes later.
[12:15] Yukimura
Th-The woman's gone and fallen asleep!
[12:18] Yukimura
What do I do? Halt the experiment?
[12:21] Yukimura
She has the audacity to look so happy!
[12:25] Yukimura
And what kind of components
comprise this sweet fragrance?
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
SIGN Resting heart rate
SIGN Sweet potato fry
SIGN Close contact
SIGN Wall Slam
SIGN Chin-lift
SIGN Sleeve-roll
SIGN Hand holding
[12:32] Yukimura
We tried many different situations.
[12:35] Yukimura
This is your heart rate during
the experiment, Himuro.
[12:38] Yukimura
In every case, you can see very high readings.
[12:41] Kanade
Question!
[12:42] Yukimura
Hm?
[12:43] Kanade
That last part sort of...
[12:44] Kanade
It looks like there was a time
she wound up super relaxed.
SIGN Flow of time
[12:48] Himuro
Pay no attention to that.
It was simply an unexpected circumstance.
[12:52] Kanade
At any rate, it looks like there's no
denying Himuro-senpai's heart was racing!
[12:56] Kanade
That means "love" is a certainty, right?
[12:59] Yukimura
It's too soon to come to that conclusion.
[13:01] Kanade
Huh? Why?
[13:03] Yukimura
Remember this well, Kanade.
[13:05] Yukimura
The results of an experiment must not be
interpreted carelessly for convenience's sake.
SIGN Wham
SIGN ...we're
not
done
talking.
SIGN ba-dump
SIGN ba-dump
SIGN
Hender-
son-kun...
[13:09] Yukimura
For example, even in this manga...
[13:11] Yukimura
At first glance, it may appear that
this woman is in love. However...
[13:14] Yukimura
A profuse amount of sweat,
palpitations, and a flushed face.
[13:19] Yukimura
What might you deduce from these things?
[13:21] Himuro
It could be premature menopause!
[13:23] Yukimura
Exactly.
[13:25] Kanade
No, it couldn't. Ever.
[13:26] Himuro
Excitement. Stress. Feverishness.
SIGN Romantic feelings
SIGN Excitement, anger, embarrassment
SIGN Stress
[13:30] Himuro
A "racing heart" could be
caused by many things.
SIGN Feverishness leading to increased body temperature
SIGN Decreased blood pressure, heart abnormalities
SIGN Severe pain
[13:33] Himuro
It's true that, in this case,
we cannot be sure
[13:35] Himuro
that the "racing heart" was
caused by feelings of love.
SIGN Hypothesis A
[13:40] Yukimura
In this experiment,
[13:41] Yukimura
it seemed that my wall slam was responsible
for the increased heart rate.
SIGN Hypothesis B
[13:45] Yukimura
However, we can't say for certain
some stimulus other than my wall slam
[13:48] Yukimura
could have coincidentally occurred,
causing the increased heart rate.
[13:52] Kanade
But if that's the case,
then you'll never reach a conclusion,
[13:55] Kanade
regardless of how many
experiments you conduct.
[13:57] Himuro
That might be true.
[13:58] Himuro
But let's just try a few
more experiments to see.
[14:02] Himuro
If during the second experiment
my heart races again,
[14:04] Himuro
then hypothesis B,
"my heart coincidentally raced,"
[14:07] Himuro
would be rendered less likely than
in the first case, don't you think?
[14:11] Kanade
Yes, but...
[14:12] Himuro
If we achieve the same result no
matter how many times we do it,
[14:15] Himuro
that likelihood decreases even further.
SIGN Hypothesis B
SIGN "Some stimulus other than Yukimura's wall slam happened to cause the racing heart."
SIGN Hypothesis A
SIGN "Yukimura's wall slam
caused the racing
heart."
[14:17] Yukimura
To contrast with the hypothesis we
wish to put forth, hypothesis A,
[14:21] Yukimura
we have a hypothesis which
negates it, hypothesis B.
[14:24] Yukimura
A null-hypothesis.
SIGN Null-hypothesis
[14:26] Rikekuma
Null-hypothesis!
[14:29] Rikekuma
In order for you stupid humans
to understand this concept
[14:31] Rikekuma
I, the people's idol, Rikekuma the science bear,
will give you a simple explanation, bear.
[14:37] Rikekuma
A null-hypothesis is a type of hypothesis
which appears in statistics
[14:40] Rikekuma
that negates the hypothesis
you wish to put forward, bear.
[14:44] Rikekuma
Say for example that you want to
prove that crows are black, bear.
[14:48] Rikekuma
So, you go out and find a hundred
crows and they're all black, bear.
[14:52] Rikekuma
"But there could be a rainbow crow out
there and you just didn't find it,"
[14:58] Rikekuma
is what some irritating
punk could say, bear!
[15:01] Rikekuma
So freakin' annoying, bear!
[15:03] Rikekuma
This is when you create an impossible
hypothesis which opposes
[15:05] Rikekuma
the hypothesis that "crows are black," bear.
SIGN Black x 50%
SIGN Rainbow x 50%
[15:08] Rikeikuma
"Half of crows are black, and half are
rainbow." Something like that, bear.
SIGN Null-hypothesis
[15:12] Rikekuma
That's a null-hypothesis, bear.
[15:14] Rikekuma
With that, the chances of finding
one hundred black crows in a row,
[15:18] Rikekuma
becomes lower than the 1 in a trillion chance
that a meteorite will land on your head, bear.
[15:24] Rikekuma
In that case, what about "90% are black
and the rest are fluorescent pink", bear?
SIGN Black x 90%
SIGN Fluorescent Pink x 10%
[15:29] Rikekuma
Even with this, the chances
of finding one hundred
[15:32] Rikekuma
black crows in a row is about 0.00265%, bear.
SIGN (Black x 90.0% Other x 10.0%)
SIGN All black
[15:32] ---
[15:35] Rikekuma
That's pretty unlikely, bear.
SIGN (Black x 97.1% Other x 2.9%)
[15:37] Rikekuma
When black reaches about 97.1%,
the chances of all black increase to over 5%
[15:43] Rikekuma
and it finally starts to
border on possible, bear.
[15:46] Rikekuma
In the field of statistics, if the
probability of occurrence is below 5%,
[15:49] Rikekuma
it's considered pretty much zero, bear.
SIGN Null-hypothesis
[15:52] Rikekuma
In statistics, by disproving
a null-hypothesis like this,
[15:55] Rikekuma
you can prove your original hypothesis, bear.
[15:58] Rikekuma
This was a freakin' pain, bear.
[16:00] Yukimura
Which is why, to reduce the
likelihood to less than 5%
[16:04] Yukimura
doing the wall slam an additional
sixty times should be sufficient.
[16:07] Himuro
It won't be just my heart rate
we'll measure, Yukimura-kun.
[16:09] Himuro
We'll be measuring yours, too.
[16:12] Kanade
Just spend your whole life doing that.
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Ikeda's Research Lab
[16:21] Kanade
I'm back!
[16:24] Himuro
It might be wise to analyze this
from a different perspective.
[16:29] Yukimura
Why...?
[16:30] Kanade
You seem to be hard at work.
[16:32] Himuro
Oh, Kanade-chan.
[16:34] Kanade
Is something wrong?
[16:35] Kanade
You look like you're struggling
with something.
[16:38] Yukimura
Yes.
[16:39] Yukimura
Himuro and I continued the wall slam
experiment after that, but...
[16:43] Yukimura
At first, it was clear that
her heart rate increased,
[16:48] Yukimura
but as the number of trials progressed,
that increase started to diminish gradually.
SIGN Trial
1
SIGN Trial
2
SIGN Trial
3
SIGN Trial
4
SIGN Trial
5
SIGN Trial
6
SIGN Trial
7
[16:53] Kanade
Ah. She must've gotten used to it.
[16:55] Yukimura
After that, just in case,
we continued to one hundred wall slams.
[16:59] Yukimura
Her heart rate didn't change at all.
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[17:02] Kanade
Of course it didn't!
[17:04] Himuro
You see, it's true that in the beginning,
I experienced a sort of throbbing in my chest,
[17:09] Himuro
and I thought to myself,
"I must really be in love with him,"
[17:14] Himuro
but along the way, I started thinking,
"What is this guy doing?"
[17:19] Yukimura
This data shows no significant difference
[17:21] Yukimura
between resting heart rate
and wall slam heart rate.
[17:24] Yukimura
It can't be...
[17:25] Yukimura
Was it really just coincidence?
[17:27] Himuro
About that, Yukimura-kun.
[17:31] Himuro
There's something that's been nagging at me.
[17:33] Himuro
When I used motion capture to analyze
the video from the experiment...
[17:37] Himuro
I found a surprising result.
[17:39] Yukimura
What?
[17:40] Himuro
Look at this.
SIGN Match
[17:58] Yukimura
Th-That's...
[18:00] Yukimura
The movement has been refined to the
point of being astonishingly similar!
[18:03] Himuro
That's right.
[18:04] Himuro
When you perform a wall slam many times in
succession, it stops being a wall-slam.
[18:08] Himuro
In short, what you were doing, Yukimura-kun,
[18:11] Himuro
was a wall slap!
[18:13] Sumo wrestler
Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
[18:16] Yukimura
I see.
[18:18] Yukimura
And a wall slap is not a situation
which causes a woman's heart to race.
[18:22] Yukimura
That's why your heart rate didn't increase.
[18:26] Kanade
That's not it!
[18:28] Kanade
What don't you understand?
[18:30] Yukimura
What?
[18:31] Kanade
It's about feelings.
[18:33] Kanade
I don't think that love is something
[18:35] Kanade
that can be measured with numbers
and data in the first place!
[18:40] Yukimura
What are you basing that on?
[18:41] Yukimura
If you know of a counter-example,
provide a concrete explanation.
[18:49] Kanade
When I was in high school,
[18:50] Kanade
my math teacher would give
us math puzzles every day.
[18:55] Kanade
I thought they were really fun.
SIGN Tower of Hanoi
[18:58] (Flashback) Kanade
Takahashi-sensei!
[19:00] (Flashback) Takahashi
Hm? Did you have a question?
[19:03] (Flashback) Kanade
Um, the Tower of Hanoi puzzle...
[19:06] (Flashback) Kanade
I tried using a recurrence relation to solve it.
Would you look at it for me?
[19:18] (Flashback) Takahashi
That's right.
[19:19] (Flashback) Takahashi
2ⁿ − 1.
[19:22] (Flashback) Takahashi
Good work solving it, Kanade-kun.
[19:25] (Flashback) Takahashi
And, listen, it only gets
more interesting from here.
[19:28] (Flashback) Takahashi; background
If you go with tradition and make it n=64,
then, since it's 2ⁿ − 1...
[19:28] Kanade
He was so handsome when he was
absorbed in talking about math...
[19:32] Kanade
Well... I... sort of fell in
love with him, with my teacher.
[19:37] Kanade
After that, I wanted him
to pay attention to me,
[19:40] Kanade
so I put everything I had into studying math.
[19:40] (Flashback) Kanade; background
I have it!
[19:42] Kanade
And thanks to that, I became a science-type.
[19:43] (Flashback) Takahashi; background
That's correct.
[19:47] Kanade
It's strange, isn't it?
[19:49] Kanade
To think that, if it means you
can be with the person you love,
[19:51] Kanade
you can work hard at anything.
[19:53] Himuro
I think I understand what you mean.
[19:56] Kanade
Falling in love,
[19:58] Kanade
I think, is something like that, maybe.
[20:01] Kanade
Huh? Um, so, what I mean is...
[20:05] Kanade
What I wanted to say was...
[20:07] Yukimura
This.
SIGN Handsome when absorbed in something
SIGN If it means being together, can work hard at anything
SIGN At this point, Kanade Kotonoha felt the
following for her high school teacher
SIGN
(love prime Kanade love Takahashi)
is the hypothesis.
[20:08] Kanade
Hey!
SIGN Handsome when absorbed in something
SIGN If it means being together, can work hard at anything
SIGN Handsome when absorbed in something
SIGN If it means being together, can work hard at anything
SIGN At this point, Kanade Kotonoha felt the
following for her high school teacher
[20:10] Kanade
Don't just go making some
weird definition like that!
[20:13] Yukimura
Kanade, in your past, are there
others you've fallen in love with?
[20:16] Kanade
Well, probably two or three...
[20:19] Kanade
Wait! What are you making me say?
[20:21] Yukimura
The information you just gave
us is extremely instructive.
[20:25] Kanade
What do you mean?
SIGN Love*'* ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝
[20:27] Yukimura
Between your "love" and Himuro's "love,"
there may be points of commonality!
SIGN Love*'* ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝
SIGN Commonality
SIGN Commonality
SIGN Commonality
[20:31] Yukimura
If there are points of commonality
with other "loves," then...
SIGN Love*'* ｛Kanade love, x｝
SIGN Love*'* ｛Kanade love, y｝
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -77 l 567 -77 l 567 0
SIGN Love*'* ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝ ∩ Love*'* ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝ ∩
Love*'* ｛Kanade love, x｝ ∩ Love*'* ｛Kanade love, y｝
[20:35] Yukimura
Love prime (Himuro love, Yukimura) intersects
Love prime (Kanade love, Takahashi) intersects
[20:40] Yukimura
Love prime (Kanade love, x) intersects
Love prime (Kanade love, y)
[20:45] Yukimura
would likely be very close to the
general preconditions for "love"!
[20:48] Kanade
Can you please not say
"Kanade love" so many times in a row?
[20:51] Yukimura
To that end...
[20:53] Yukimura
You will give me an itemized list of the
details and elements of all of your loves thus far.
[20:57] Kanade
That hurdle's too high for me!
SIGN Force of Impact
[21:00] Yukimura
Ow!
[21:02] Himuro
That's enough, Yukimura-kun.
[21:04] Yukimura
What do you think you're doing, Himuro?!
[21:06] Himuro
Listen, normal people find that kind
of thing embarrassing to talk about.
[21:10] Yukimura
How is that relevant?
[21:11] Kanade
So, she realizes that she's not normal.
[21:12] Yukimura
It is necessary data!
[21:14] Himuro
Yes, but you're being too aggressive.
[21:17] Himuro
That's why you don't have any friends.
[21:24] Yukimura
If this can prove your love
one way or the other,
[21:27] Yukimura
then I don't care how hated I am!
[21:29] Yukimura
No results come without sacrifice!
[21:31] Kanade
In this way, a science-type man and
woman began their great experiment.
[21:32] Yukimura
Those who refuse to move ahead because
of small vanities, pride, reticence...
[21:35] Kanade
Will they ever be able to
find proof of their love?
[21:35] Yukimura
Hey! Are you listening, Himuro? Himuro!
[23:32] Ibarada
Oh, crap.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 2
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Experiments.
[23:34] Himuro
Next time, Proof 2.
[23:36] Himuro
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Experiments."
E2 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Experiments.
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[00:01] Kanade
Saitama National University.
[00:04] Kanade
I'm in the science department,
enjoying my campus lifestyle.
[00:10] Kanade's friend
Come to think of it, Kanade,
you're in Ikeda's research group, right?
[00:12] Kanade
I am. Why?
[00:14] Kanade's friend
You're so lucky. There're a
lot of women there, aren't there?
[00:17] Kanade
Yeah. It's about half women.
It's pretty unusual, isn't it?
[00:22] Kanade's friend
It's all guys where I am.
[00:24] Kanade's friend
And they've all got black hair and glasses.
[00:26] Kanade
Our department's pretty much all like that.
[00:30] Kanade
There're only three girls
in our year, after all.
[00:35] Kanade
I'm heading to the lab.
[00:36] Kanade's friend
See you later!
SIGN Information & Computer Sciences
SIGN Information & Computer Sciences
[00:44] Kanade
Our field, InfoSci, or Information
and Computer Science...
SIGN (Natural Science)
[00:50] Kanade
looks at natural science...
[00:51] man
There's suddenly a huge recession.
SIGN (Natural Science)
SIGN (Social Science)
[00:53] Kanade
...social science...
[00:54] man
I'm suddenly totally ripped!
SIGN (Natural Science)
SIGN (Social Science)
SIGN (Human Science)
[00:56] Kanade
...and human science.
[00:57] Kanade
All of the information in the world,
and aims to mathematically analyze it.
SIGN Information
SIGN (Natural Science)
SIGN (Social Science)
SIGN (Human Science)
SIGN Information
[01:02] Kanade
So, we use computers for things like
calculations and programming.
[01:08] Kanade
In InfoSci, you're done with
lecture halls in three years.
[01:10] Kanade
Starting in your fourth year,
everyone gets attached to a research group,
[01:14] Kanade
where you help with research
and work on writing your thesis.
[01:19] Kanade
And here...
SIGN Ikeda's Research Lab
[01:20] Kanade
in Ikeda's research lab,
students overflowing with wisdom,
SIGN Kanade
SIGN Himuro
SIGN Yukimura
SIGN Ibarada
SIGN In Room
SIGN 4th Dimension
SIGN Gone Home
[01:24] Kanade
strive daily in their research.
SIGN Kanade
SIGN Himuro
SIGN Yukimura
[01:27] Kanade
Good morning!
[01:32] Kanade
Huh?
[01:36] Kanade
She's so not doing research...
SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
[03:13] ---
Saitama University
2nd year graduate student
Ibarada Ena
Height: 142 cm Weight: ?
Blood type: AB
Hobbies: Gaming, manga, novels, subcultures in general
Favorite foods: Japanese sweets
Favorite phrase: Wearing black showcases a woman's beauty
Idol: Umehara Daigo
Future goals: To live on an annuity
SIGN Proof 2
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Experiments.
[03:19] Kanade
Ibarada-senpai,
[03:21] Kanade
were you up all night gaming again?
[03:23] Ibarada
Yeah.
[03:24] Ibarada
The limited event only goes
until today, and I fell asleep.
[03:28] Ibarada
You've gotta make up for stuff like that.
[03:30] Ibarada
I've gotta pull some gachas, too.
[03:33] Kanade
You could, at least,
narrow it down to playing just one.
[03:47] Kanade
In the Ikeda lab, you can come when
you want and go home when you want.
[03:51] Kanade
You can eat whatever food
and snacks you want, too.
[03:55] Kanade
Still, it is a shared living space.
[03:57] Kanade
A certain degree of moderation
should be observed.
[03:59] Kanade
Okay.
[04:09] Kanade
This place is a research lab.
[04:12] Kanade
It's our duty to take all the
various problems in the world,
[04:16] Kanade
conduct a mathematical analysis,
[04:18] Kanade
and explain them. That's why we
spend every day researching.
[04:23] Yukimura
Now...
[04:24] Yukimura
I, Yukimura Shinya, will begin
my heart-rate monitoring experiment!
[04:30] Himuro
Yukimura-kun.
[04:32] Himuro
You're too far away.
[04:34] Himuro
Could it be that you are embarrassed
to have your heart rate increased?
[04:37] Yukimura
Of course not.
[04:39] Yukimura
This is in the pursuit of accurate data.
[04:42] Himuro
Really?
[04:43] Himuro
Then why are you running away?
[04:45] Yukimura
Any given thing requires a certain
amount of mental preparation.
[04:52] Himuro
Kanade-chan, catch him!
[04:54] Kanade
Huh? What?
[05:03] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai?
[05:05] Kanade
I-I'm so sorry! It was a reflex!
I didn't mean to!
[05:08] Kanade
Are you okay?!
[05:10] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai!
[05:12] Kanade
Please, wake up!
[05:13] Himuro
Does Kanade-chan have a
black belt in something?
[05:24] Yukimura
H-H-Hey!
[05:25] Yukimura
What's the meaning of this?
[05:26] Yukimura
Why is it necessary to tie me up?
[05:28] Kanade
Himuro-senpai asked me to...
[05:30] Kanade
I'm sorry.
[05:32] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, you ran away.
We have no choice.
[05:35] Yukimura
I was not running away!
[05:37] Yukimura
It was mental preparation to ensure that
conditions were as close to normal as possible!
[05:41] Yukimura
Hey! Are you listening, Himuro?
[05:43] Himuro
Let's see...
[05:44] Himuro
In order to make a man's heart race...
[05:47] Himuro
I see.
[05:51] Himuro
Something like this, I wonder.
SIGN 7 Ways to Make a Man's Heart Race
[05:59] Himuro
Stare into his eyes. Get close.
SIGN Physical Contact
[06:02] Himuro
Interesting. It's not just touching,
[06:04] Himuro
but having him touch you
seems to be effective, as well.
[06:07] Himuro
In that case, Yukimura-kun,
[06:09] Himuro
you have permission to touch me.
[06:11] Yukimura
Where?
[06:14] Himuro
My head?
[06:15] Kanade
I wonder if it'd be okay to go home now...
SIGN Experiment 1
SIGN Point-blank range,
SIGN patting Himuro's head.
[06:23] Himuro
How about it, Yukimura-kun?
[06:25] Himuro
Are you experiencing any sensation
of an increased heart rate?
[06:28] Yukimura
I don't know, myself.
[06:30] Yukimura
What principle is allowing her hair to move?
[06:34] Yukimura
That should do it.
[06:36] Himuro
Wait.
[06:38] Himuro
Let's measure for another ten minutes.
[06:40] Yukimura
Is that much time necessary?
[06:42] Himuro
There's nothing wrong with having more data.
[06:45] Himuro
You said so yourself, didn't you, Yukimura-kun?
[06:49] Ibarada
That's some crazy stuff you're
doing there, you two.
[06:54] Yukimura
Ibarada.
[06:56] Yukimura
This has nothing to do with you.
[06:58] Ibarada
That's Ibarada-se-n-pa-i.
[07:02] Ibarada
So, what's this experiment about?
[07:04] Himuro
We were doing an experiment to find proof
of whether one party loves another or not.
[07:09] Kanade
Himuro-senpai's in love, you see,
with Yukimura-senpai.
[07:13] Himuro
W-We haven't established that for certain yet.
[07:16] Ibarada
Really...
[07:18] Himuro
We were just monitoring
Yukimura-kun's heart rate.
[07:22] Himuro
Like this.
SIGN Flow of time
SIGN Heart
rate
SIGN Begin head patting
SIGN End head patting
[07:27] Himuro
It can't be!
[07:28] Kanade
His heart rate's so high!
[07:30] Kanade
Himuro-senpai, yours was
high, but isn't his higher?
[07:36] Himuro
What's this? Yukimura-kun, your heart
was racing pretty fast, too.
[07:40] Yukimura
Well... you know... This was...
[07:43] Ibarada
Hey, guys.
[07:45] Ibarada
Did you run a control in your experiment?
[07:48] Himuro
If you're referring to resting
heart rate, we did measure that.
[07:51] Ibarada
Not that. The person.
[07:57] Kanade
Um... Ibarada-senpai...
[08:00] Kanade
What do you mean by "control"?
[08:02] Ibarada
In short...
SIGN Is A responding to B
with an increased heart rate?
SIGN Is A responding to B
with an increased heart rate?
[08:07] Ibarada
This is the objective of the
experiment you were running.
[08:10] Ibarada
To investigate this, you need to run an
experiment where "B" isn't there for comparison.
[08:16] Ibarada
That's a scientific control.
SIGN whoosh
SIGN No stimulus applied to A.
SIGN Heart rate
[08:17] Ibarada
Right now, you're comparing results to
an experiment where A is doing nothing.
SIGN whoosh
SIGN No stimulus applied to A.
SIGN Heart rate
SIGN ba-dump
ba-dump
SIGN A gets close to B and pats head.
SIGN Heart rate
SIGN Comparison
SIGN Scientific Control
(negative control)
[08:23] Ibarada
This is called a negative control.
[08:25] Ibarada
It's used as a scientific control
when no response is expected.
[08:30] Ibarada
However...
SIGN ba-dump
ba-dump
SIGN A gets close to B and pats head.
[08:31] Ibarada
In this case, comparison to a situation in
which the other party is C is also necessary.
SIGN A gets close to C and pats head.
SIGN ba-dump
ba-dump
SIGN A gets close to B and pats head.
SIGN A gets close to C and pats head.
[08:35] Ibarada
Otherwise, you can't prove that
the other party must be B.
SIGN Comparison
[08:41] Himuro
That's true.
[08:42] Kanade
Ibarada-senpai, you're amazing!
SIGN A gets close to C
and pats head
SIGN A gets close to B
and pats head
SIGN Comparison
[08:46] Ibarada
In the experiment you were performing,
[08:48] Ibarada
there's no way to tell if the given factors are
affecting the results, so it's pretty pointless.
[08:54] Ibarada
It might work at a reference level.
[08:57] Ibarada
Which is why...
[09:00] Ibarada
Let's begin an experiment now.
[09:04] Ibarada
Is this man's heart racing because of Himuro...
[09:09] Ibarada
Or...
[09:11] Ibarada
is he some scumbag jerk who
gets excited with any woman?
SIGN Experiment 2
SIGN Point-blank range,
SIGN patting Kanade's head.
[09:19] Yukimura
I'm doing it.
[09:20] Kanade
Well, I guess this is okay...
[09:23] Kanade
Why am I doing this?
[09:26] Kanade
Oh. The way Yukimura-senpai is patting
my head is surprisingly gentle.
SIGN Experiment 3
SIGN Point-blank range,
SIGN patting Ibarada's head.
[09:35] Yukimura
Ibarada! You little...! Unhand me!
SIGN Heart
rate
SIGN Begin head patting
SIGN End head patting
SIGN Flow of time
SIGN Ex. 1 (Himuro)
SIGN Ex. 2 (Kanade)
SIGN Ex. 3 (Ibarada)
SIGN Average resting
heart rate
[09:39] Himuro
They're all about the same?!
[09:46] Yukimura
Himuro, these results, they're...
[09:49] Himuro
Yukimura-kun.
[09:50] Himuro
It works for you regardless of the woman?
[09:52] Yukimura
No!
[09:53] Himuro
You're disgusting. You beast!
[09:55] Yukimura
I'm telling you, it's not like that!
[09:58] Yukimura
To be completely honest...
[10:03] Yukimura
When a woman gets close to me, I get
so nervous, my heart rate skyrockets.
[10:07] Yukimura
After all, I've lived my life thus far
having absolutely no interactions with women.
[10:11] Kanade
That's not the kind of thing you say
with that kind of cocky attitude.
[10:15] Ibarada
You're pathetic.
[10:16] Yukimura
Silence!
[10:17] Ibarada
Still...
[10:18] Ibarada
You two have gone and picked
a thorny field of research.
[10:22] Ibarada
There's no guarantee the change
in heart rate's because of love,
[10:25] Ibarada
so how do you prove that
mutual love is present?
[10:28] Ibarada
Well, do the best you can, Himuro, Yukimura.
[10:34] Yukimura
Hey, Himuro.
[10:35] Yukimura
I've got a list of the close
associations I've had up to now.
[10:38] Himuro
And? What about it?
[10:41] Yukimura
It's proof that I've never done
anything like this with a woman...
[10:44] Himuro
It isn't like I think you're lying.
[10:46] Yukimura
Then why are you angry?
[10:49] Himuro
No reason. I'm not angry.
[10:51] Yukimura
Yes, you are.
[10:52] Himuro
No, I'm not.
[10:53] Yukimura
You are angry.
[10:54] Himuro
Just leave it already, Yukimura-kun.
[10:56] Yukimura
But, I mean...
[11:00] Kanade
She just messed up the
place and fell asleep.
[11:04] Kanade
This is Ibarada-senpai.
[11:06] Kanade
She's small, super skilled, moody, and
[11:09] Kanade
she's our boss cat.
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
[11:18] Kanade
There are many ways to
have a meal on campus.
[11:21] Kanade
You can use the school cafeteria...
[11:24] Kanade
or buy something at convenience
stores or lunch-to-go places.
[11:27] Kanade
I tend to buy from convenience stores
[11:30] Kanade
because that way I can buy snacks, too!
[11:35] Kanade
There's a refrigerator in the lab, as well.
[11:38] Kanade
Though, the only thing in there is alcohol...
SIGN Kitchen
[11:41] Kanade
In the hallway of the floor our lab is on,
[11:44] Kanade
there's a shared kitchen, so you
can even cook for yourself, if you want.
[11:48] Kanade
Though, there aren't many
people who use it...
[12:00] Kanade
I'm beat!
[12:05] Kanade
Honestly, it's because that
senpai of mine shows no mercy.
[12:12] (Flashback) Yukimura
Read these immediately.
Papers in your field of study.
[12:16] Kanade
I know I need to decide on a theme for
my research as soon as possible, but...
[12:21] Kanade
I can't take any more English!
[12:29] Kanade
Huh?
[12:31] Kanade
Oh, man.
[12:34] Kanade
Guess I have no choice.
[12:35] Kanade
Himuro-senpai, I'm going out to
buy some things. Did you want...
[12:39] Kanade
Wait. Huh?
[12:43] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai isn't here, either.
[12:48] Kanade
They were both there a little while ago.
[12:51] Kanade
I wonder if they started
another weird experiment.
[12:59] Yukimura
Now.
[13:01] Yukimura
Let's begin cooking.
[13:03] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[13:04] Himuro
you can't start cooking looking like that.
[13:07] Himuro
Where did you bring that from?
[13:10] Yukimura
I borrowed it from the Sawamura lab.
[13:12] Himuro
We can't use it. Go return it.
[13:14] Kanade
This is the first time I've
seen them use the kitchen.
[13:17] Kanade
I wonder what they're making.
[13:20] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, you can start by sautéing
the shirasu. I'll prep the vegetables.
[13:28] Kanade
Wow! That looks yummy!
[13:30] Kanade
Are they making it for their dinner?
SIGN TODAY'S MENU
[13:32] Yukimura
All we need to do is follow
this recipe, right?
[13:35] Yukimura
That should prove no difficulty.
SIGN Prepare 50g shirasu.
SIGN Sauté for two minutes.
[13:42] Yukimura
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
SIGN Add a pinch of salt.
[13:48] Yukimura
What does it mean by "a pinch"?!
[13:49] Yukimura
State the measurement rounded
to three significant figures!
[13:52] Kanade
Trying to do things "precisely" is one of
the sad things about being a science-type...
SIGN Significant Figures
[13:58] Rikekuma
Significant figures!
[14:01] Rikekuma
When science-types cook, they
try to do things in a weirdly precise way...
[14:05] Rikekuma
It's the kind of thing that
happens with science-types, bear.
[14:08] Rikekuma
Now, then! This time it's
significant figures, bear!
[14:11] Rikekuma
Of words science-types are likely
to love, it ranks in the top 12!
[14:14] Rikekuma
Around there anyway, bear.
SIGN 2 servings
SIGN Eggs
SIGN whole
SIGN Salt, pepper
SIGN Spinach
SIGN bunch
SIGN Mayonnaise
SIGN Salad oil
[14:18] Rikekuma
Imagine that this is how things were
written in a recipe book, bear.
[14:22] Rikekuma
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
[14:25] Rikekuma
If it were me, I'd cook that book in a
frying pan until it burned to nothing, bear.
[14:29] Rikekuma
Stupid piece of trash, bear!
[14:35] Rikekuma
These numbers are 12-digit
significant figures, bear.
[14:39] Rikekuma
It's beyond moronic, so I rounded them
to three-digits and here they are, bear!
SIGN 2 servings
SIGN Eggs
SIGN whole
SIGN Salt, pepper
SIGN Spinach
SIGN bunch
SIGN Mayonnaise
SIGN Salad oil
[14:47] Rikekuma
It's still got a lingering
air of garbage to it, bear,
[14:49] Rikekuma
but it's a lot easier
to understand now, bear.
[14:51] Rikekuma
In short, the number of digits in a significant
figure is the number of digits that carry meaning.
[14:57] Rikekuma
Well, at any rate,
[14:58] Rikekuma
starting tomorrow, you can start referring
to them as significant figures, bear.
[15:01] Rikekuma
With this, you're a fully-fledged
science-type, too, bear!
[15:04] Yukimura
A pinch of salt is an
eighth of a teaspoon...
[15:08] Yukimura
So, 0.625g then...
[15:11] Yukimura
In that case, just list it
that way to start with.
[15:13] Himuro
Yukimura-kun.
[15:14] Himuro
Being precise is all very well, but...
[15:16] Himuro
in cooking, the important thing is the
proper administration of affection!
[15:19] Yukimura
Affection?
[15:21] Yukimura
It's not like you to be so unscientific.
[15:23] Yukimura
Are you saying that something so
insubstantial will make the food taste better?
[15:29] Himuro
I suppose an uber-novice cook
like you wouldn't understand.
[15:32] Yukimura
What did you just say?
SIGN Does love make food taste better?
SIGN Love type I (practical love)
Adjusts recipe. This type of love changes the flavor.
SIGN Love type II (psychological love)
Flavor is unchanged. This type of affection affects the mind.
[15:38] Himuro
According to my definition,
[15:40] Himuro
there are two systems of injecting
affection into cooking.
SIGN Ghost
Chili
[15:43] girl
He likes spicy food, so I'll
make it just a little spicy.
[15:47] Himuro
You adjust the recipe.
This type of affection changes the flavor.
SIGN Love type I (practical love)
Adjusts recipe. This type of love changes the flavor.
[15:51] Himuro
Love type I. Practical love.
[15:55] girl
I'll arrange it nicely so
it looks more delicious.
[15:58] Himuro
The flavor remains unchanged, but this
type of affection affects the mind.
SIGN Love type II (psychological love)
Flavor is unchanged. This type of affection affects the mind.
[16:02] Himuro
Love type II. Psychological love.
[16:07] Yukimura
Psychological love?
[16:09] Yukimura
Something like that's never going
to make food taste better.
[16:12] Himuro
You think so?
[16:14] Himuro
Take two dishes which are
exactly the same, A and B.
[16:16] Himuro
Depending on mental state and other factors,
they can taste completely different.
SIGN Dish A
[16:22] Kanade
U-Um...
[16:24] Kanade
I worked really hard to make this, so...
[16:26] Kanade
Will you eat it? Only if you want to...
[16:29] Himuro
This, or...
SIGN Dish B
[16:39] Himuro
This.
SIGN D
i
s
h
A
SIGN D
i
s
h
B
[16:40] Himuro
Which would taste better?
[16:42] Himuro
It's clear that dish A would taste better, right?
[16:45] Himuro
Very clear.
[16:46] Yukimura
Well, I suppose.
[16:48] Kanade
Please don't use me as
a model without asking!
[16:52] Himuro
Oh! Kanade-chan. You were listening?
[16:55] Yukimura
But Himuro's assertion is still
no more than supposition.
[16:59] Yukimura
How can one prove that it
has become more delicious?
[17:03] Yukimura
If I'm not mistaken,
SIGN Bitter
SIGN Savory
SIGN Bitter
SIGN Sweet
SIGN Sweet
SIGN Savory
SIGN Salty
SIGN Sour
SIGN Salty
SIGN Sour
[17:04] Yukimura
they have a device which can quantify
flavor, a "taste sensor," over at Keio U.
[17:08] Yukimura
Should we use it to compare
the flavor of dishes A and B?
[17:11] Himuro
But there's no such thing
as a "correct" flavor,
[17:14] Himuro
and every individual has
different preferences.
[17:17] Himuro
Additionally, with the
idea you've presented,
[17:19] Himuro
we would have to use the subject's
favorite foods as the average,
[17:21] Himuro
calculate trends in preferred flavors,
SIGN Loves sweet food!
SIGN Sweet
SIGN Savory
SIGN Salty
SIGN Bitter
SIGN Sour
SIGN
[17:24] Himuro
and then see which dish, A or B, came closest.
SIGN Loves sweet food!
SIGN Sweet
SIGN Savory
SIGN Salty
SIGN Bitter
SIGN Sour
SIGN Comparison 1
SIGN Comparison 2
[17:29] Yukimura
That would be very time- and labor-intensive.
[17:32] Yukimura
Then what's to be done?
[17:33] Kanade
There's a much simpler method.
[17:36] Yukimura and Himuro
What?
SIGN Dish A
SIGN Dish B
SIGN Which tastes better?
(Which one has love in it?)
SIGN A is yummy
SIGN A has love
SIGN Love infusion
success!
[17:37] Kanade
You take the dishes,
[17:39] Kanade
one with love and one without, and set them
out so that you can't tell which is which,
[17:42] Kanade
then you have someone taste them
to see which tastes better.
[17:48] Kanade
Yeah. That wouldn't work, would it?
[17:52] Yukimura
As an experiment, it would be
highly inaccurate, however...
[17:54] Yukimura
It might work as a rough estimate.
[17:56] Himuro
It's simple, too. Shall we try it?
[17:59] Kanade
For real?
[18:15] Kanade
Wow, you're really good at that!
[18:17] Kanade
Do you cook often?
[18:19] Himuro
Well, more than Yukimura-kun does, I suppose.
SIGN Yukimura is standing by in another room.
SIGN Yukimura is standing by in another room.
[18:26] Himuro
I wonder if Yukimura-kun will
be able to notice the love.
[18:30] Himuro
Kanade-chan, do you think love
makes food more delicious?
[18:34] Kanade
Me?
[18:36] Kanade
I...
[18:46] Kanade
I think it does.
[18:48] Kanade
So, how are you going to infuse it with love?
[18:52] Himuro
Well...
[18:53] Himuro
When Yukimura-kun gets fired up about
research, he always forgets to eat,
[18:58] Himuro
so he's always eating soy bars.
[19:02] Himuro
I'd like to make him something nutritious,
something that will give him energy.
[19:08] Kanade
That sounds wonderful!
I just know Yukimura-senpai will feel it!
[19:13] Himuro
For a 23-year-old male of 177 cm and 63 kg,
[19:17] Himuro
this would be the necessary
nutrition for one day.
[19:20] Himuro
I'll divide that by three and enhance the
nutritional value of the eggs, milk, and butter...
[19:24] Himuro
I'll augment the deficiencies with
a general vitamin supplement.
[19:27] Himuro
Add some water-soluble vegetable fiber.
[19:29] Himuro
Plus just a little plant-based
liquid silica concentrate.
[19:33] Kanade
That doesn't look like love so much as...
way overdoing the supplements.
[19:38] Himuro
There. It's done.
[19:40] Himuro
Now, then. To make absolutely certain...
[19:47] Kanade
What is it?
[19:50] Himuro
So, this is the most reliable method?
[19:56] Himuro
It's ready, Yukimura-kun.
[19:59] Yukimura
Th-This is...
[20:01] Himuro
Now, which tastes better?
SIGN For Yukimura-kun
SIGN Dish A
SIGN Dish B
[20:07] Yukimura
Hold on.
[20:08] Yukimura
There's no point to the experiment this way!
[20:11] Himuro
Don't make me repeat myself!
[20:13] Himuro
Which tastes better?
[20:26] Yukimura
It's B!
[20:28] Yukimura
Of course B is more delicious!
There can be no question.
SIGN For Yukimura-kun
[20:30] Yukimura
If it has something
like this written on it!
[20:33] Himuro
Correct.
[20:34] Himuro
This is the system of "affection"
which applies to cooking.
[20:41] Kanade
Even just watching this is embarrassing!
[20:49] Kanade
Those two were just as
energetically crazy as ever.
[20:53] Kanade
Guess I'll read the rest of those papers.
[20:56] Kanade
I didn't end up going out
to buy anything, either.
[21:05] Yukimura
Eat this, Kanade.
[21:07] Kanade
Huh?
[21:09] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai?
[21:13] Yukimura
Eggs, shirasu, spinach.
[21:16] Yukimura
It uses ingredients which
help stimulate the brain.
[21:19] Yukimura
The most foolish are those who study
less diligently than the idiots.
[21:24] Yukimura
Exert every effort in your studies, so
that you don't become one of them.
[21:31] Himuro
Good luck reading all those papers.
[21:33] Kanade
Th-Thank you very much.
[21:41] Kanade
Oh. So that's what it was.
[21:43] Kanade
They were making it for me.
[21:53] Kanade
No matter how you look at it,
my senpai are weirdos,
[21:56] Kanade
but somehow, they just
don't allow you hate them.
[21:59] Kanade
Okay! I'm gonna read
through all those papers!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 3
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Try Planning a Date.
[23:35] Yukimura
Next time, Proof 3.
[23:36] Yukimura
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Try Planning a Date."
E3 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Try Planning a Date
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SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Gone Home
SIGN 4th dimension
SIGN In Lab
SIGN Rm 507
SIGN On Campus
SIGN Lecture Hall
[01:35] Yukimura
We should take a moment to organize
our current circumstances.
[01:37] Himuro
Yes, we should.
SIGN Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝
SIGN When together, heart rate increases
SIGN Appears in dreams
SIGN Bewitched by the sight of him thinking
SIGN Being together is fun
SIGN Can't help looking at him
SIGN Love' ｛Kanade love, Takahashi｝
SIGN Handsome when absorbed in something
SIGN If it means being together, can work hard at
anything
[01:39] Himuro
These are the components of "love"
we have identified so far.
[01:42] Yukimura
And, at this point, we haven't proven
heart rate is one of the elements yet.
SIGN Proof 3
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Try Planning a Date.
[01:46] Yukimura
We don't have enough sample data to
calculate the base conditions for "love."
[01:50] Yukimura
Our knowledge of romance
is severely lacking.
[01:53] Yukimura
The first thing we need to do
is find someone who is in love!
SIGN In Lab
SIGN 4th dimension
SIGN Rm. 507
SIGN Yukimura
SIGN Kanade
SIGN Ikeda
SIGN Inukai
[02:00] Inukai
Wassup?!
[02:04] Inukai
What's this? Ibarada's not here, huh?
[02:06] Inukai
That's lucky.
[02:07] ---
Saitama University
4th year college student
Inukai Kosuke
Height: 179 cm Weight: 71 kg
Blood type: B
Hobbies: Games (Dating sims), soccer
Favorite foods: Ramen, Hamburg steak, curry
Favorite phrase: Event Horizon
Idol: Yukimura Shinya, Cristiano Ronaldo
Future goals: Game developer,
erect a bronze statue of Aika
[02:09] Kanade
Morning, Kosuke-kun.
[02:11] Inukai
'Sup?
[02:12] Himuro
I haven't seen you in a while.
Were you with your soccer club?
[02:15] Inukai
I already retired from that.
[02:18] Inukai
I've just been out enjoying
the nightlife a bit is all.
[02:20] Inukai
And you, my senpai, have you gotten all
fired up about any research lately?
[02:23] Yukimura
Perfect timing.
[02:25] Yukimura
Kosuke, I have a question for you.
[02:27] Yukimura
Are you in love with anyone?
[02:32] Inukai
That's a foolish question.
[02:34] Inukai
I'm a man who lives on love!
[02:37] Inukai
The number of women I've loved
is impossible to count.
[02:40] Yukimura
That's a great help.
[02:42] Yukimura
In that case, who are you
in love with currently?
[02:46] Inukai
Her name is Aika. My lover who
lives in a far, distant world.
[02:50] Himuro
A distant world...
SIGN Love'
｛Kosuke love, Aika｝
[02:52] Himuro
What they call a "long-distance
relationship," then...
[02:54] Yukimura
And what proof leads you to determine
that you love this Aika?
[02:58] Inukai
Proof?
[03:00] Inukai
Hmm... Let's see...
[03:02] Inukai
Just being with her is fun,
and my heart feels like it's racing!
[03:07] Inukai
I suppose... that's what
people call "happiness."
[03:12] Himuro
I understand, Kosuke-kun.
[03:15] Himuro
I feel the same way when
I'm with Yukimura-kun.
[03:18] Himuro
When I'm with him, everything is fun.
[03:20] Himuro
When I'm with him, my heart races.
[03:22] Himuro
These seem likely to be
the base conditions for love.
[03:28] Yukimura
What else?
[03:29] Yukimura
If possible, something with a
numerical value would be preferred.
[03:32] Inukai
A numerical value?
[03:35] Inukai
Oh!
[03:36] Inukai
For Aika, I've ended up spending
a total of about 227,000 yen,
[03:41] Inukai
but that's only to be expected, isn't it?
[03:44] Himuro
Two hundred twenty-seven... thousand yen?
[03:47] Himuro
The amount of money I've
spent on Yukimura-kun is...
[03:50] (Flashback) Himuro
It's not like there's anyone else
giving you birthday presents, is there?
[03:53] (Flashback) Yukimura
You always say one thing too much.
[03:55] Himuro
...pretty much only the 728 yen
notebook I gave him last year.
[04:01] Himuro
Even if it is only one factor,
SIGN yen
SIGN Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝
SIGN yen
SIGN Love' ｛Kosuke love, Aika｝
[04:03] Himuro
a simple calculation shows a 311.8-fold gap.
SIGN 311.8 times
[04:06] Himuro
Is that how much stronger
Kosuke's feelings are?
[04:10] Kosuke
Also, and this is obvious, too, but...
[04:12] Kosuke
Every night for the last
two years, without fail,
[04:15] Kosuke
I've held her in my arms.
[04:17] Himuro
H-Held her...?
[04:19] Himuro
It can't be...
[04:21] Himuro
I've never once held Yukimura-kun
and fallen asleep with him...
[04:25] Himuro
Wait. I did.
[04:26] Himuro
It happened once.
SIGN Love' ｛Himuro love, Yukimura｝
SIGN Love' ｛Kosuke love, Aika｝
[04:28] Himuro
But, every night for more than two years?
[04:29] chibi Kousuke
Hup!
[04:31] Himuro
Which means, 365 x 2...
[04:34] Himuro
730 times!
[04:36] Himuro
The index of him holding her is
at least 730 times that of mine!
SIGN times*!!
[04:40] Himuro
Th-This can't be...
[04:43] Himuro
Several pieces of evidence lead me to*
conclude that I might love Yukimura-kun, but...
[04:47] Himuro
Looking at it objectively,
I might have been mistaken.
[04:55] Himuro
Is this the true form of a person in love?
[04:58] Himuro
If you don't feel at least that much,
is it wrong to call it "love"?
[05:02] Ibarada
When you say "Aika-chan,"
do you mean this girl?
SIGN Rika Koi
Another
[05:04] Inukai
Ibarada! Where'd you come from?!
[05:07] Inukai
Give it back!
[05:08] Ibarada
You really do love your tsundere
characters, don't you, Torasuke?
[05:11] Inukai
Silence, Ibarada!
[05:12] Inukai
What do you know about my preferences?!
[05:14] Ibarada
Childhood "friends" who
can't get rid of each other.
[05:17] Ibarada
We've been together since we were kids.
[05:19] Ibarada
Do I really need to prove it at this point?
[05:21] Kanade
Oh! This character is Aika-chan, right?
[05:24] Kanade
She reminds me a little of Ibarada-senpai—
[05:27] Inukai
That's the version for the second
playthough! Blast! Did it autoplay?
[05:31] Yukimura
What? When you said you were in love,
you were talking about that thing?
[05:34] Inukai
Well... Um...
[05:36] Yukimura
Explain the preconditions
clearly and precisely.
[05:42] Inukai
Yeah! That's right!
[05:44] Inukai
Aika is a character from a gal game!
[05:46] Inukai
Of all the women I have loved in my life,
[05:48] Inukai
all of them are 2D!
[05:49] Inukai
And the 227,000 yen I spent was on this!
SIGN Mashiro Aika 1/8 size figure ¥12,778
Mashiro Aika: cell phone strap ¥525
Mashiro Aika T-shirt ¥2,500
Mashiro Aika Body pillow cover ¥15,800
The amount of money spent to pull
Aika from the game collab event ¥127,200
Total ¥ 227,542
[05:52] Inukai
Without her body pillow,
I couldn't fall asleep, so...
[05:55] Inukai
All my interests have been exposed!
[05:59] Ibarada
Huh... So you did all that thinking
you were keeping it hidden?
[06:02] (Flashback) Inukai
You're beautiful as ever today, Aika.
[06:06] Yukimura
In InfoSci, it's not particularly unusual
to have otaku-type interests, is it?
[06:09] Yukimura
There's no need to hide it.
[06:13] Inukai
You say that,
[06:15] Inukai
but people who are satisfied with an offline
life stare at you like you're crazy.
[06:18] Inukai; background
Kiss...
[06:19] Inukai
And if you say that every morning you
give your pillow a good morning kiss...
[06:23] Inukai
most people freak out, like it's totally creepy!
[06:25] Kanade
Well, yeah.
SIGN Rikakoi
[06:27] Inukai
I do understand.
[06:28] Inukai
Falling in love with a 2D character
is creepy. I know that much.
[06:32] Yukimura
Creepy?
[06:34] Yukimura
If you consider yourself a science-type,
[06:36] Yukimura
then do not make determinations based
on ridiculous emotional arguments.
[06:40] Yukimura
"Romance can only occur between two humans."
[06:43] Yukimura
There is no definition or
rule which states this.
[06:46] Yukimura
Human sexual orientation is diverse.
[06:48] Yukimura
There is no right or wrong in that.
SIGN Pretty 2D Girl
[06:51] Yukimura
Game characters are
[06:53] Yukimura
a collection of attractive characteristics
creating the "ideal personality."
SIGN Pigtails
SIGN Cute
SIGN Nice Figure
SIGN Kind
SIGN Pop Idol
[06:57] Yukimura
In other words, an icon or
idol, just like a pop idol.
SIGN Nice Figure
SIGN Cute
SIGN Doesn't Poop
[06:59] Yukimura
Including the point that it's nearly
impossible that you would ever date them.
SIGN Pretty Costume
[07:04] Yukimura
Which means...
[07:05] Yukimura
you saying you're in love with Aika,
[07:07] Yukimura
and any random person you
might find on the street saying,
[07:09] Yukimura
"I wanna date someone from AKBeep!"
are in essence the same thing.
[07:13] Yukimura
There is nothing strange about you!
[07:18] Inukai
Amazing!
[07:19] Inukai
He's totally made a logical
affirmation of my interests!
[07:22] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai's science
powers truly are awesome!
[07:27] Inukai
Thanks, Yukimura-senpai.
[07:29] Inukai
I feel like a load's been taken off my chest.
[07:32] Inukai
Now, I can once again live by
love as I have always done!
[07:38] Inukai
Aika!
[07:41] Yukimura
What's wrong, Himuro? Do you
have a refutation or something?
[07:44] Himuro
I don't know what to do. I might not
be in love with you, Yukimura-kun.
[07:48] Yukimura
What?
[07:49] Yukimura
How did you arrive at that conclusion?
[07:51] Himuro
If Kosuke-kun's love is close to the general
prerequisites for the condition,
SIGN Love'
｛A love, B｝ pillow
Index representing
the number of times
A has slept with a
pillow of B.
SIGN Love'
｛A love, B｝ money
Index representing the amount of money A has spent on B.
[07:55] Himuro
then I'm nowhere near reaching them.
[07:57] Yukimura
But, that's only if Kosuke
represents the norm!
[08:07] Yukimura
Kosuke.
[08:08] Inukai
Yes?
[08:09] Yukimura
I am making a retraction.
[08:11] Yukimura
You are strange!
[08:12] Inukai
What?!
[08:13] Yukimura
I said that loving a 2D character and
a famous person were the same,
[08:16] Yukimura
but there aren't many people who
would have a body pillow
[08:18] Yukimura
of a famous person they
love for over two years.
[08:20] Inukai
Wait, what about all that emotion
and determination I had just now,
[08:23] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai?!
[08:24] Yukimura
In a word, your love is excessive.
[08:28] Inukai
What?!
[08:37] Kanade
What's wrong, Himuro-senpai?
[08:39] Himuro
Nothing. I'm all right.
[08:42] Himuro
Kosuke-kun's "love" was deemed excessive,
[08:45] Himuro
so it isn't certain that my love,
which is less than his,
[08:49] Himuro
would be deemed as not
reaching normal levels...
[08:51] Kanade
D-Don't worry! Please, believe in yourself!
[08:55] Kanade
Come on, chin up. Let's go with that
dignity you always carry yourself with!
[08:59] Himuro
Th-Thank you, Kanade-chan.
[09:06] Himuro
A long, long time ago,
[09:08] Himuro
there was someone who said the same
things you say to me, Kanade-chan.
[09:11] Kanade
Said the same things?
[09:13] Himuro
I... used to get bullied.
[09:17] Himuro
Because I was the kind of child who
would spend all day studying pillbugs.
[09:22] Kanade
S-So, you've always been a science-type!
[09:25] Kanade
Oh, man! Did I step on a land mine?
[09:27] Himuro
But, you know...
[09:29] Himuro
I met someone, and I changed.
[09:32] Himuro
Someone whose name I don't know.
Someone I looked up to.
[09:35] (Flashback) background
You're going to make it again right?
[09:38] (Flashback) background
Well, in that case.
[09:38] (Flashback) background
I want to do it, too!
SIGN poop
SIGN bug girl
SIGN poop
[09:39] (Flashback) Background
[09:42] (Flashback) background
What should we play?
[09:45] (Flashback) Boy A
Bug girl!
[09:46] (Flashback) Boy B
You're so gross!
[09:48] (Flashback) Boy A
She's looking this way!
[09:49] (Flashback) Boy B
Run away!
[09:50] (Flashback) Boy A
Run away!
[09:53] (Flashback) boy; background
Wait up!
SIGN Saiyou Medical University Kounosu Medical Treatment Center
[09:58] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro
Right. Left. Right. Left.
[10:03] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro
I knew it!
[10:13] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Researching a pillbug's tendency to switch
directions when reacting to stimulus, I see.
[10:19] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
When pillbugs turn right at a corner,
they turn left at the next corner,
[10:24] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
and they continue to alternate directions.
This is a trait they possess.
[10:26] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
It is, indeed, quite interesting.
SIGN baldy four-eyes nerd
[10:31] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
It seems that you, like myself,
have set your sights on science.
[10:38] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
What? What is it you want to say?
[10:45] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Oh, this?
[10:47] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
It's of an inferior level,
and the vocabulary is lacking.
SIGN baldy four-eyes nerd
[10:49] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Just infantile harassment of my incompetent
classmates. I pay it no mind.
[10:55] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Always deal with things
calmly and intellectually.
[10:59] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
That is what a science-type is, after all.
[11:05] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro
I... don't think... I can become like that...
[11:11] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro
I just...
[11:12] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro
I just like observing pillbugs
and stuff, that's all...
[11:15] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro
But everyone says I'm weird.
[11:18] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro
They say it's creepy.
[11:21] (Flashback) elementary school Himuro
They say they hate me...
that they don't need me...
[11:25] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Are you stupid?
[11:27] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Loving to observe plants and animals and
their interactions with their environment,
[11:30] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
shows, without a doubt, that you possess the
same disposition toward science that I do.
[11:36] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
This was published by MEXT.
The university entrance rate for 2005.
[11:41] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
In any given year, the sciences
exhibit a high level of entrance.
[11:45] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
And in recent years,
[11:46] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
female acceptance rates have
begun to surpass those of males.
[11:50] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
From this point, because their
overall numbers are low,
[11:53] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
science girls will be needed more than ever.
[11:55] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
That means that your future is rosy!
[11:58] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Additionally, the fact that people
hate you is not the pillbugs' fault.
[12:02] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
It's because you have a gloomy appearance!
[12:05] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Psychologically speaking,
it's called a "halo effect"...
[12:08] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
There is a tendency for physical appearance
[12:08] (Flashback) creepy man
Please... look...
[12:10] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
to influence the way other
traits are perceived.
[12:11] (Flashback) creepy man
Pillbugs are fascinating...
[12:13] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Your level of gloominess causes people's
perception of your observations to be negative.
[12:14] (Flashback) nice young man
Please, take a look.
[12:15] (Flashback) nice young man
Pillbugs have a very interesting
form of locomotion.
[12:18] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Stand up!
[12:19] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Cut your bangs!
[12:20] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Get your physical appearance in order.
[12:22] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
Keep your head up and always move forward
boldly, with beauty and dignity!
[12:29] (Flashback) elementary school Yukimura
If you do, then a pillbug or two will
do nothing to overshadow that beauty.
[12:37] Himuro
I couldn't ask that boy
what his name was, but...
[12:42] Himuro
Like him, always intellectual and logical,
[12:46] Himuro
and above that, dignified,
a cool science-type...
[12:49] Himuro
I wanted to be like that one day.
[12:52] Kanade
Well, it seems you managed to do it.
[12:54] Kanade
Himuro-senpai, you're beautiful and
cool, exactly the way you described.
[12:59] Himuro
Thank you, Kanade-chan.
[13:01] Himuro
I feel I'm still only partway there.
[13:03] Himuro
I can't prove I'm in love.
[13:06] Himuro
Numerically, I fall far behind Kosuke-kun...
[13:09] Himuro
At this rate, I won't be able to face
the person who helped me, will I?
[13:18] Yukimura
What kind of unloveable brat was that?
[13:21] Yukimura
There's embarrassing,
but there should be limits.
[13:25] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai...
[13:27] Himuro
I found him incredibly wonderful.
[13:30] Yukimura
When I was in elementary school,
I was in Kounosu, too.
[13:33] Yukimura
If I'd ever met him back then,
I'd have won any argument, no question.
[13:36] Himuro
I can't believe you'd ever
have beat him, Yukimura-kun.
[13:41] Kanade
I mean...
[13:43] Kanade
It's totally obvious that the kid
has to have been Yukimura-senpai!
[13:46] Kanade
Why can't these two figure that out?
[13:49] Yukimura
According to data from MEXT,
[13:51] Yukimura
the difference between science and
liberal arts entrance rates is 0.7%.
[13:54] Yukimura; background
This is not data which shows a
certain superiority in science.
[13:55] Kanade
This means that Himuro-senpai
met this person 13 years ago.
[13:57] Yukimura; background
The logic doesn't hold up.
[13:59] Himuro; background
Why are you competing with
an elementary schooler?
[14:00] Kanade
She idolized Yukimura-senpai,
and turned out the way she is now.
[14:02] Himuro; background
Besides, the important
thing in that presentation
[14:03] Kanade
Then, without realizing it, she met him
again and fell in love with him again!
[14:04] Himuro; background
wasn't how accurate the logic was,
[14:06] Himuro; background
it was how persuasive I found it.
[14:08] Yukimura
The burden of proof lies
with you, doesn't it?
[14:08] Kanade
Would you two just get married already?!
[14:10] Himuro
It's supposed to be joint
research, isn't it?
[14:13] Kanade
I have something I want
to say to the both of you.
[14:16] Kanade
The reason your research isn't progressing
is because what you're doing isn't normal.
[14:21] Kanade
Let's do what's normal.
[14:24] Kanade
Let's send the two of you on a date.
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
[14:36] Inukai
A date?
[14:37] Ibarada
A date, huh?
[14:39] Kanade
Normal is best, after all.
[14:41] Kanade
When people fall in love, the first thing they
do is go on dates to deepen their relationship.
[14:45] Kanade
That's normal, isn't it?
[14:49] Yukimura
You have a point.
[14:51] Yukimura
So, Kanade...
[14:52] Yukimura
What is the definition of a date?
[14:54] Kanade
I knew this was coming!
SIGN Date: Definition 1
SIGN Kanade Kotonoha's Example
[15:04] Takahashi
Kanade-kun.
[15:06] Kanade
Takahashi-sensei!
[15:11] Kanade
Hata-kun couldn't come after all.
[15:14] Takahashi
I suppose that can't be helped.
We'll be going with just us then.
[15:17] Kanade
Okay!
[15:18] Takahashi
The venue for the science and math
forum is a bit of a walk from here.
[15:21] Kanade
Okay.
[15:24] Kanade
It's a club activity,
but I'm alone with him.
[15:29] Kanade
Is this a date? It is a
date, isn't it? Yeah.
[15:32] Kanade
He might not think of it that way,
[15:35] Kanade
but since we're a male and female
going out, just the two of us,
[15:37] Kanade
by my definition, it's a date!
[15:42] Kanade
O wind! Carry my feelings
so that he might know them!
[15:47] Kanade
Now, this moment, will forever
be held in my heart.
[15:51] Kanade
Just as flowers bloom, so will my love.
[15:56] Kanade
This wonderful time I spend with you...
[15:58] Kanade
Yes! Time as sweet as honey!
[16:04] Himuro
Kanade-chan. What's wrong?
[16:07] Kanade
Apologies. I just remembered
something from my dark past.
[16:11] Kanade
But, well, a date is generally
[16:13] Kanade
something where a man and a woman
plan to do something together.
[16:16] Inukai
If it's a date, leave it to me,
[16:18] Inukai
to this man who lives by love.
[16:21] Inukai
Allow me to instruct you.
[16:23] Inukai
A date, you see, is...
SIGN Date: Definition 2
SIGN Inukai Kosuke's Example
[16:29] Aika
When you think of a date, it's
gotta be the amusement park, right?
[16:32] Aika
Let's go, Kosuke!
[16:34] Inukai
Sure.
[16:34] Aika
I can't believe you're
scared of roller coasters.
[16:37] Inukai
What?
[16:38] Aika
O-O-Of course I'm not scared!
[16:40] Aika
I'm just supporting you because
you're so freaked out!
[16:43] Inukai
I thought that might be it.
[16:47] Aika
Thank you, Kosuke.
[16:50] Aika
I'm glad we came together.
[16:53] Inukai
So am I.
[16:55] Aika
Kosuke.
[16:57] Kanade
Kosuke-kun.
[16:58] Kanade
You're talking about a game, aren't you?
[17:01] Inukai
What?! How could you tell?
SIGN Aika
SIGN "I'm glad we came..."
[17:04] Ibarada
There's no way this stupid otaku numskull
would know anything about real life dates.
[17:09] Inukai
Wha?
[17:10] Ibarada
Are you listening? This is what a date is...
SIGN Date: Definition 3
SIGN Ibarada Ena's Example
[17:19] Yukimura
Why did you invite me today?
[17:22] Himuro-kun
Well, why do you think?
[17:33] Himuro-kun
Are you afraid?
[17:35] Yukimura
Of course I'm not—
[17:40] Inukai
Hey!
[17:41] Inukai
Who the heck are you?
It's turned into a BL story!
[17:45] Yukimura
Who is this man?
[17:47] Ibarada
That's Himuro Ayami-kun.
[17:49] Ibarada
He pours his passion into his research.
A handsome science-type man.
[17:52] Ibarada
Sagittarius. Blood type O.
[17:54] Ibarada
Height, 186 cm. Weight, 70 kg.
[17:57] Ibarada
He sees shadows of his childhood friend
who died in his lab partner, Yukimura-kun.
[18:03] Ibarada
Even as he suffers pangs of conscience,
he can't stop his love from growing.
[18:07] Ibarada
But, not knowing whether they are feelings
[18:10] Ibarada
for the friend he lost or for
Yukimura-kun, he suffers alone.
[18:14] Ibarada
Then, when Yukimura-kun learns of
Himuro-kun's confusion and pain,
[18:19] Ibarada
he heads to the Okhotsk
in the dead of winter.
[18:21] Inukai
That set-up is unnecessarily long!
[18:24] Kanade
Though it seems not all are dissatisfied.
SIGN Definition of "Date"
If a man and a woman go somewhere alone, it's pretty much a date.
SIGN Generally, this includes meals, shopping, sight-seeing, watching movies,
amusement parks, other attractions, enjoying a night view, etc.
SIGN Rather than the above-mentioned activities, using the activities
to mutually confirm emotions is said to be the primary objective.
SIGN Specific Actions
SIGN Destination 1 Ex: Amusement Park
SIGN Haunted house When frightened by artificial ghosts, the other gender
exhibits often observed. Opportunity for close contact is also increased, and
SIGN Coffee Cups It seems couples ride this
[18:34] Yukimura
Summarizing gives us this, at the moment.
[18:37] Kanade
There's so much stuff to do!
[18:39] Inukai
Well, we could probably add
another 20 to 30 items.
[18:42] Inukai
Considering it's us, we've held
back quite a bit, don't you think?
[18:44] Kanade
Why is Kosuke-kun acting so cocky?
[18:48] Yukimura
Very well.
[18:49] Yukimura
If those in a state of "love"
perform these actions,
[18:54] Yukimura
then this experiment is worth doing.
[18:56] Himuro
Let's begin planning immediately.
[18:58] Kanade
Yes. Good. Just like that. Please do!
SIGN Cosmo Land
SIGN Park Map
[19:02] Himuro
In order to visit every destination
in the most efficient manner,
[19:06] Himuro
we must construct the optimal
route for our date!
[19:08] Kanade
What?
[19:09] Himuro
The entrance is the start point
and there are 22 destinations.
[19:13] Himuro
Which order would be the
fastest, do you think?
[19:16] Yukimura
This is your area of
research, right, Kanade?
[19:20] Kanade
The traveling salesman problem!
SIGN Traveling
Salesman Problem
[19:24] Rikekuma
The traveling salesman problem!
[19:29] Rikekuma
Or... the Traveling Salesman Problem!
[19:34] Rikekuma
It sounds cooler that way, doesn't it, bear?
[19:38] Rikekuma
In short, when a suspicious salesman wants
to go to 100 places to push his wares,
[19:44] Rikekuma
he wants to figure out
what route is the fastest.
[19:46] Rikekuma
That's what this problem is about, bear.
[19:49] Rikekuma
If you went and straight up
calculated every single course,
[19:52] Rikekuma
even if you used a supercomputer,
[19:53] Rikekuma
the number of years it'd take would
have about 140 zeros after it, bear.
[19:57] Rikekuma
It's a difficult problem with
no absolute correct answer.
[20:01] Rikekuma
Using specialist jargon to say it in
a cool way, it's "NP-hard," bear.
[20:05] Rikekuma
Which is why...
[20:06] Rikekuma
Many methods of solving it are currently
being researched, bear, but
[20:09] Rikekuma
this explanation is getting
to be too much work, bear.
[20:12] Rikekuma
If you want to know more,
then look it up yourself, bear!
[20:17] Yukimura
If the course is to be of practical use,
[20:19] Yukimura
then it should be perfectly
possible to calculate.
[20:22] Kanade
Um...
[20:23] Kanade
Is there really any need
to be that efficient?
[20:27] Yukimura and Himuro
This way...
[20:27] Yukimura and Himuro
This way...
[20:28] Yukimura; simultaneous
we can conduct more experiments!
[20:28] Himuro; simultaneous
we can go to more date spots!
[20:31] Yukimura
Distance.
[20:33] both
1,325.06.
[20:36] Yukimura
They're the same.
[20:37] Himuro
Which means this is the most
appropriate travel route.
[20:40] Ibarada
Yup. Too bad.
[20:42] Ibarada
Distance, 1,299.46.
[20:46] Ibarada
You two still have a long way to go.
[20:48] Yukimura
You little...! What method did you use?
[20:51] Ibarada
An angle adjusted tabu search.
[20:53] Himuro
Angles? Where did you find that?
[20:55] Ibarada
Well, it was a pretty minor paper.
[20:59] Kanade
All right, now.
[20:59] Kanade
We're moving on to the next stage!
[21:02] Yukimura
The next...?
[21:03] Himuro
What is that?
[21:05] Kanade
Now that the date plan has been decided,
[21:07] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai, you need to officially
invite Himuro-senpai to go on a date with you!
[21:13] Yukimura
Is there any point to that action?
[21:16] Yukimura
We've already decided we're
doing the experiment.
[21:19] Yukimura
Right, Himuro?
[21:23] Yukimura
What?
[21:24] Himuro
Nothing. It's fine.
[21:35] Yukimura
Himuro...
[21:37] Yukimura
Um... you know...
[21:40] Yukimura
Would you...want to...
[21:45] Yukimura
go on a date with me?
[21:54] Himuro
What are you saying?
[21:55] Himuro
That's already definite.
[23:34] Kanade
Next time, Proof 4.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 4
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Going on a Date.
[23:37] Kanade
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Going on a Date."
E4 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Going on a Date.
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[00:01] Aya
Yuuichi!
[00:03] Aya
Sorry! Were you waiting long?
[00:05] Yuuichi
Don't worry. I just got here.
[00:07] Yuuichi
You look as lovely as ever today, Aya.
[00:09] Aya
Oh. Thank you.
[00:11] Aya
It's a new dress.
[00:13] Yuuichi
Well, let's go!
[00:16] Kanade
This is how a typical man
and woman go on a date.
[00:20] Kanade
And, on the other hand, you have...
[00:28] Kanade
This is how a non-typical, science-type
man and woman go on a date.
[00:32] Yukimura
You are 0.36 seconds late, Himuro.
[00:35] Himuro
That's just your opinion, Yukimura-kun.
[00:38] Himuro
The exact boundaries of our meeting place,
"in front of the Hachisuke statue,"
[00:41] Himuro
were not clearly defined.
[00:43] Yukimura
I can see that your impudence, at least,
is first-class as always today.
[00:46] Himuro
Why, thank you.
SIGN ♥ Plan for Date with Yukimura
SIGN Itinerary
SIGN Meet in front of the Hachisuke statue at Higashiyono Station.
Proceed toward the Yono shopping district. Approx. 3 min 15 sec
[00:49] Yukimura
Now then.
[00:50] Yukimura
According to the date plan we
optimized yesterday...
[00:53] Himuro
After walking 3 minutes
and 15 seconds from here
[00:56] Himuro
we shop for 37 minutes
and 28 seconds. Correct?
[00:59] Man A
Where should we go?
[01:01] Girl A
Let's see...
[01:04] Yukimura
Let us begin our date!
[01:06] Himuro
Yes.
SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
[02:39] Background; girl
What's going on...?
[02:40] background; guy
A hospital director going on rounds?
[02:41] Kanade
Stop!
SIGN Proof 4
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Going on a Date.
[02:45] Himuro
Oh, Kanade-chan. What's wrong?
[02:47] Yukimura
Your duties here only include
observation and recording.
[02:50] Yukimura
Do not intervene in the date!
[02:52] Inukai
It's not like I particularly want to
interfere with your date, you know.
[02:56] Kanade
But there are just too many
things to call you out on.
[02:59] Yukimura
"Call us out"?
SIGN ♥Plan for Date with Yukimura
SIGN Itinerary
SIGN Meet in front of the Hachisuke statue at Higashiyono Station
Proceed toward the Yono shopping district. Approx. 3 min 15 sec
[03:00] Yukimura
We are executing the date according to
the optimized plan we created yesterday.
[03:05] Kanade
Then, let me say just one thing.
[03:07] Kanade
Why are you wearing lab coats on a date?
[03:10] Kanade
We're going to go buy clothes! Clothes!
SIGN minutes later.
[03:18] Yukimura
What happened to Himuro and Kanade?
[03:20] Yukimura
They're not back yet?
[03:22] Inukai
Doesn't seem like it.
They're taking forever.
[03:24] Yukimura
We can only stay here another
25 minutes and 08 seconds.
[03:28] Yukimura
At this rate, it will negatively impact
the next item on the schedule.
[03:31] Yukimura
Should we rework the schedule?
[03:33] Yukimura
We put in all that work to prepare it.
SIGN minutes earlier.
SIGN hours
SIGN Date Experiment Protocol
SIGN Himuro Ayame ・ Yukimura Shinya
SIGN Itinerary
SIGN Begin Date
SIGN Begin Shopping Date
SIGN Begin Lunch Date
SIGN Begin Movie Appreciation Date
SIGN Begin Amusement Park Date
[03:41] Yukimura
Right.
[03:42] Yukimura
That should do it for the date plan.
SIGN Heart Rate Monitor
(With Blood Pressure Monitor)
[03:46] Himuro
The heart rate and blood pressure
monitor can be worn on the wrist.
SIGN Sticker-type Thermometer
(Connects with Smartphones)
[03:49] Himuro
For body temperature, we'll use a sticker-type
thermometer with smartphone connectivity.
[03:53] Yukimura
Good.
[03:54] Yukimura
With those, we will be able to measure
our vitals while on the date.
[03:57] Ibarada
Data on your vitals might
be good for reference,
[04:00] Ibarada
but it's not going to give you
a decisive finishing blow.
[04:01] Inukai; background
Argh! Dang it!
[04:03] Ibarada
It'd be nice if you could collect
some other kind of data, too.
[04:06] Yukimura
True.
[04:07] Inukai; background
Okay! Yeah! Yeah!
[04:08] Yukimura
Simply running would cause
heart rate to increase.
[04:12] Inukai
Just a little more and I'd have had her!
[04:13] Ibarada
To put it in extreme terms, all you can
understand from it is that you're "excited."
[04:17] Kanade
That's true. Being in love is more
complicated than that, isn't it?
[04:22] Ibarada
What's this, Kanade?
Speaking from experience?
[04:27] Kanade
N-No! It's not like that!
[04:30] Kanade
But, how can I put it... It's...
[04:33] Kanade
It's sort of...
[04:34] Kanade
The person makes your heart skip a beat,
[04:36] Kanade
makes you happy,
[04:38] Kanade
makes you feel at ease,
[04:39] Kanade
and maybe a little uncertain.
[04:41] Kanade
You want to snuggle close a little.
[04:43] Kanade
You're filled with so many
different emotions...
[04:48] Kanade
A date with the person you love
goes something like that, right?
[04:53] Himuro
I see.
[04:56] Himuro
Number of times the other
person makes your heart skip.
SIGN Times the other person
makes your heart skip.
SIGN Times you feel happy.
[04:58] Himuro
Number of times you feel happy.
SIGN Times you feel at ease.
[05:00] Himuro
Number of times you feel at ease.
[05:02] Himuro
Number of times you feel a little uncertain.
SIGN Times you feel a little uncertain.
[05:04] Himuro
Number of times you want
to snuggle close a little.
SIGN Times you want
to snuggle close a little.
SIGN Measuring Emotions Counter
[05:06] Himuro
Let's count each of those
feelings and keep a record.
[05:09] Yukimura
That makes sense.
[05:10] Kanade
Oh. That's that thing.
[05:12] Kanade
The thing part-timers use
for measuring traffic flow.
[05:14] Yukimura
Wait.
[05:15] Yukimura
A counting app on our smartphones would
serve as a simple substitute, wouldn't it?
[05:19] Himuro
That's a good idea.
SIGN Emotion Counter
SIGN Times you feel happy.
SIGN Times the other person makes your heart skip.
SIGN Times you want
to snuggle close a little.
SIGN Times you feel a little uncertain.
[05:23] Yukimura
Hmm... Would this count under
"feeling a little uncertain"?
[05:28] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:30] Yukimura
What took so long? You do realize we
are only here for 37 minutes and—
[05:37] Himuro
I didn't know what "date clothes" are,
so I had a hard time deciding.
[05:41] Kanade
Yes.
[05:43] Himuro
What... do you think?
[05:47] Yukimura
Well, I suppose it's all right.
SIGN Times you find yourself captivated +1
SIGN Times the other person
makes your heart skip +1
[05:52] Himuro
"At 10 minutes 36 seconds,
[05:54] Himuro
Yukimura observed Himuro in her date
outfit and hit the counter repeatedly."
[05:57] Himuro
Something like that should work
for the record, Kanade-chan.
[06:00] Kanade
Okay.
[06:01] Yukimura
I-It's not like that!
[06:03] Yukimura
I wasn't—
[06:04] Inukai
When you go look at the data later, it's
gonna be totally obvious anyway, you know.
SIGN Times you feel happy +1
SIGN Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN Times you feel happy +1
SIGN Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
SIGN Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN Times you feel happy +1
SIGN Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
SIGN Times you feel happy +1
SIGN Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
SIGN Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN Times you feel happy +1
SIGN Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
SIGN Times you feel happy +1
SIGN Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
[06:11] Yukimura
In any case, we are running out of time.
[06:13] Yukimura
We will proceed with the
experiment without delay.
SIGN Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN Times your heart starts racing +1
[06:18] Yukimura
W-We don't have time to do everything.
[06:21] Himuro
N-No, we don't.
SIGN Experiment Procedure
SIGN While choosing clothing, the female asks the male
"Which do you think is better?"
[06:23] Himuro
Then what about, "While choosing clothing,
[06:26] Himuro
the female asks the male,
'Which do you think is better?'"
[06:29] Himuro
Shall we try that one?
[06:31] Yukimura
I have no issue with that.
[06:41] Himuro
Between this and the last pair, which shoes
do you think are better, Yukimura-kun?
SIGN Times you find yourself captivated +1
[06:44] Yukimura
Well, let's see...
SIGN Times your eyes stray to her legs +1
[06:49] Yukimura
By which standard do you mean "better"?
[06:52] Yukimura
Function, fashion, cost, color engineering...
There are many different standards.
[06:57] Kanade
No one's talking about
anything that precise here!
SIGN Cost
SIGN Yukimura-kun's
inherent preferences
SIGN Fashion
SIGN Functionality
SIGN Fig 1.1 Chart shows the degree of relative priority
in standards for choosing
between shoes a, b.
[07:00] Himuro
In terms of relative priority, I suppose
it would be something like this.
[07:02] Kanade
It's gotten even more detailed!
SIGN Shoe a
SIGN Shoe b
SIGN Evaluation Index
SIGN The higher the value, the better the shoe.
[07:04] Yukimura
Then we will use those relative priorities,
[07:06] Yukimura
and express the "goodness" of the
shoes as evaluation index E*(x).
SIGN Evaluation Index of Shoex*
[07:11] Yukimura
With the relative priorities as the base,
[07:13] Yukimura
E*(x)* would be defined like this.
SIGN Functionality index of Shoex
[07:15] Yukimura
The functionality index of shoe times 0.4,
SIGN Fashion index of Shoex
[07:17] Yukimura
plus the fashion index of shoe times 0.25,
SIGN Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoex
[07:20] Yukimura
plus my preference toward the shoe
times 0.2, plus the cost index times 0.15.
SIGN Cost index of Shoex
[07:25] Yukimura
The greater the resulting numerical
value, the better the shoe.
[07:29] Himuro
I see.
[07:30] Himuro
Well then, let's get to it.
[07:31] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, which do you feel
an instinctive preference for?
[07:34] Yukimura
Hmm... I'd say "b."
SIGN Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe a
SIGN Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe b
[07:36] Himuro
Then, your preference index
towards A is 0, and B is 100.
[07:41] Yukimura
For the cost index, we can use the
inverse of the price as the base.
SIGN Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
[07:45] Yukimura
And if we compare the evaluation
indexes of shoes a and b like this...
[07:49] Himuro
...it will become very apparent
which is the better shoe.
SIGN Times you're having so much
fun you can't stand it +1
[07:53] Himuro
All that's left is how to determine the
functionality index and fashion index.
[07:56] Yukimura
If we conducted a survey on the street,
it would increase our objectivity, wouldn't it?
[08:00] Himuro; fades to background
When you consider the
credibility of the data,
[08:01] Kanade
Seriously? Will I really have to keep
recording this inane data forever?
[08:02] Himuro; fades to background
statistically speaking, we'd want
the answers of at least 385 people.
SIGN Evaluation Index
[08:07] Rikekuma
Evaluation index!
[08:10] Rikekuma
Why do I have to explain
something this stupid, bear?
[08:14] Rikekuma
In short, you take stuff like functionality
and fashion power and combine them together,
SIGN Functionality Index 65 Points
SIGN Fashion Index 12 Points
[08:17] Rikekuma
and show how amazing the shoe
is out of 100. That's it, bear.
SIGN Bear Preference Index 45 Points
[08:21] Rikekuma
Where you need to be careful
is the cost index, bear.
SIGN Cost Index 2,340 Yen
[08:23] Rikekuma
Shoe prices can be all over the place, bear.
[08:25] Rikekuma
There wouldn't be any stupid humans thinking
they can just use the price as is, right, bear?
[08:30] Rikekuma
You have to perform something
called "normalization"
SIGN Normalization hammer
[08:33] Rikekuma
and make sure the price's inexpensiveness is
expressed as something out of 100 points, bear.
SIGN Functionality Index 65 Points
SIGN Fashion Index 12 Points
SIGN Bear Preference Index 45 Points
SIGN Cost Index 73 Points
[08:36] Rikekuma
This is very similar to the famous
"deviation value" thing, bear.
[08:40] Rikekuma
There are a bunch of different
ways to normalize, bear.
[08:43] Rikekuma
If you want to know more, go study, bear.
[08:47] Aya
Hey, where should we go next?
[08:49] Yuuichi
Hmm... Let's see...
[08:51] Yuuichi
Ack!
[08:53] woman
Yuuichi?
[08:54] woman
Who is that woman?
[08:56] Aya
What?
[08:57] Yuuichi
Uh... Well... It's, um...
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN The female tells the male to say "ah"
and proceeds to feed him.
SIGN The male says "let's go," takes the female's hand smartly,
and they continue walking in that manner,
holding hands.
[09:12] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, say "ah."
[09:17] Himuro
How is it? Good?
[09:19] Yukimura
Yes. I have no issues with it.
[09:21] Inukai
11:13 AM. After the "ah," Yukimura begins
to sweat a little while chewing.
[09:31] (Flashback) Ibarada
A smartphone app's fine,
[09:33] (Flashback) Ibarada
but what're you going do about
recording the details of the events?
[09:36] (Flashback) Kanade
Since I'm the one who proposed it,
I'll take responsibility and do it myself.
[09:39] (Flashback) Ibarada
Kanade, doing it alone's going
to be a lot of work, you know.
[09:42] (Flashback) Ibarada
Torasuke. You're going, too.
[09:47] (Flashback) Inukai
You know, I'd really love to go,
[09:50] (Flashback) Inukai
but I've got plans to go on a date with Aika.
[09:54] (Flashback) Ibarada
You will go.
[09:56] (Flashback) Ibarada
Torasuke.
[09:58] Inukai
Blast it!
[09:59] Inukai
Why can't I ever oppose that
pipsqueak female's orders?
SIGN Childhood Friends.
[10:02] Inukai
Is it imprinting from when we were kids?
[10:05] (Flashback) Inukai; young
Yay! Yay!
[10:10] Inukai
Well, now that I'm here,
there's no use thinking about it anymore.
[10:13] Inukai
As a man who lives on love, I've gotta watch
over my senpai on their path of love!
SIGN The male says "let's go," takes the female's hand
smartly, and they continue walking in that manner,
holding hands.
[10:19] Inukai
The next experiment is...
[10:20] Inukai
This one, huh?
[10:22] Inukai
Show us what a man you are, Yukimura-senpai!
[10:25] Yukimura
Heart rate and body temperature rising.
[10:28] Yukimura
Hands shaking terribly.
[10:30] Yukimura
The "ah" earlier has had
a tremendous effect...
[10:34] Yukimura
A-And next, we're supposed to hold hands?
[10:36] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai, this is a really important
flag showing the story splits here!
SIGN Take her hand.
SIGN Take her hand.
SIGN Don't take her hand.
SIGN Don't take her hand.
[10:48] Yukimura
A problem has arisen, so we will
suspend the next experiment.
[10:53] Yukimura
Let's go.
[10:53] Inukai
He chickened out!
[10:55] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai! That choice will...
SIGN Take her hand.
SIGN Don't take her hand.
[11:00] Himuro
I see. I suppose it can't be helped.
[11:04] Himuro
This should be exact change.
Please take care of the check.
[11:08] Himuro
I'll go ahead and get in line for the bus.
[11:12] Yukimura
Yes. That would be very efficient.
[11:20] Hoodlum A
Ten minutes into the date, it came out
you were two-timing, so you got dumped?
[11:24] Hoodlum A
That's crazy!
[11:25] Hoodlum B
Yuuichi-kun, that's seriously lame.
[11:28] Yuuichi
Shut up already. How're you supposed
to prevent a coincidence like that?
[11:32] Yuuichi
Just watch. I'll land me
another one soon enough.
[11:35] Hoodlum A
Go on! Do it!
[11:42] Yuuichi
Let's see. Who should I target?
[11:52] Hoodlum
Whoa! That's one fine woman.
[11:54] Hoodlum
There's no way.
She's gotta have a man, I'm telling you.
[11:57] Yuuichi
High degree of difficulty,
[11:59] Yuuichi
but that uptight-looking type
usually gives in to a gentle push.
[12:02] Yuuichi
It's a go.
[12:05] Himuro
Why am I so irritated, I wonder.
[12:08] Himuro
For now, I'll just record it.
SIGN Times I felt uncertain +1
SIGN Times I felt irritated +1
[12:12] Yuuichi
Miss.
[12:14] Yuuichi
You alone? Would you like
to have tea with me?
[12:17] Himuro
I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry.
[12:20] Yuuichi
Then it'll only take a sec.
[12:22] Himuro
If you'll excuse me.
[12:23] Yuuichi
All I'm asking is 10 minutes.
[12:25] Himuro
All right.
SIGN Reasons I Won't
Have Tea With You
[12:27] Himuro
I will explain why I will not have tea with
you in a way that will be easily understood.
SIGN Assessment of Primary Factors in Not Going To Tea With You
SIGN Distrust of You,
Personally
SIGN Risk Associated with
Lowbrow Manner of Approach
SIGN Current State
of Urgency
SIGN Instinctive Dislike
SIGN High-pressure Cold Calling
Door-to-door Soliciting
SIGN All Plans Currently
in Progress
[12:33] Himuro
Split generally, the reasons
fall into three categories.
[12:36] Himuro
54% of the primary factors fall under
my current state of urgency, however,
[12:40] Himuro
here, I will detail the distrust
I have of you, personally.
SIGN Detailed Analysis of My Distrust of You, Personally
SIGN Failure to consider
the feelings of others
SIGN Persistent solicitation in spite
of rejection over n times
SIGN Acquiescence to pick-up lines
[12:45] Himuro
Regardless of my rejection of you,
[12:46] Himuro
you persist in your solicitation,
which, amongst other things,
[12:49] Himuro
renders your striking lack of appeal
as a human being quite obvious.
[12:53] Himuro
Also, it is possible that
you are in violation of the
[12:54] Yuuichi
I've tried to pick up a lot of girls in my time,
[12:57] Himuro
Minor Offenses Act and
anti-nuisance ordinances.
[12:57] Yuuichi
but this is the first time I've
ever been rejected this way.
[12:59] Himuro
You could even be called a "de facto
standard of pick-up line artists."
[13:01] Yuuichi
I'm not exactly sure why, but... I'm sorry.
[13:05] Hoodlum A
Would ya look at that?!
[13:07] Hoodlum B
So lame!
[13:09] Yuuichi
Shut up! It's not over yet!
[13:11] Himuro
That's the end of my explanation.
If you understand, then hurry and—
[13:14] Yuuichi
You've got it all wrong!
My motives are pure!
[13:18] Himuro
What...?
[13:18] Yuuichi
Seriously. It was love at first sight!
The second I saw you, I fell in love!
[13:23] Yukimura
Hey.
[13:24] Yuuichi
Huh?
[13:26] Yukimura
Do not touch that woman.
[13:28] Yukimura
You subgenus of chimpanzees.
[13:36] Yukimura
Let's go.
SIGN Times you thought "you chickened
out earlier, and now this!" +1
SIGN Times you thought "what took you so long?" +1
SIGN Times you wanted to cry +1
SIGN Times you were scared +1
SIGN Times you thought "it took you long enough to take my hand." +1
SIGN Times you felt relieved +1
[13:46] Himuro
It took you long enough!
[13:49] Yukimura
Sorry.
[13:50] Yuuichi
Hold on.
[13:52] Yuuichi
Who're you? You her boyfriend or something?
[13:55] Yukimura
No, I'm not.
[13:56] Yuuichi
Then this has nothing to do with you, does it?
[13:58] Yuuichi
Stop getting in the way
of other people's love.
[14:00] Yukimura
I see.
[14:02] Yukimura
You love this woman?
[14:04] Yukimura
In that case, I have a question.
[14:06] Yukimura
Upon what basis did you
determine you were in love?
[14:08] Yuuichi
Huh?
[14:09] Yukimura
What is it you love? What emotion
led you to make that determination?
[14:12] Yukimura
What reason can you provide
as objective proof?
[14:15] Yuuichi
You don't need a reason to fall in love!
[14:18] Yukimura
Of course you need a reason!
[14:21] Yukimura
Never base decisions on supposition!
[14:24] Yukimura
Her good points and bad points. The varied
evidence which makes me find her desirable.
[14:29] Yukimura
The measurement of my heart rate,
[14:30] Yukimura
body temperature, and other
vitals when we are together!
[14:32] Yukimura
I have assembled all of this data and even
I am unable to prove that I love her!
[14:37] Yukimura
The likes of you could never so
casually declare your love for her!
[14:49] Yukimura
We have no time to waste on animals
who have cast aside reason.
[14:53] Yukimura
Let's go.
[14:55] Hoodlum A
Animals?
[15:02] Yukimura
What have I done? I was far too emotional.
SIGN Times you thought her estimation of you fell +1
[15:05] Yukimura
I'm sure that Himuro must
think less of me now.
SIGN Times you thought he was super cool +1
[15:08] Himuro
I can't take it! He's just so cool!
[15:13] Yuuichi
What's with those two?
[15:15] Inukai
Seriously. Those guys are crazy.
[15:18] Inukai
But, we kinda respect them for it.
That's what you call "science-types."
[15:23] Yuuichi
What is with you people?
[15:28] Inukai
That's right! This is an amusement park!
[15:31] Inukai
It's crawling with legions of IRL-ers!
[15:33] Inukai
It's the perfect place to close
out a date! A land of dreams!
[15:36] Inukai
This'll close the distance between
them big time, no prob, for certain!
[15:41] Kanade
Kosuke-kun, you see that and you
can really still think that way?
[15:44] Yukimura
One revolution takes about 20 seconds?
[15:46] Himuro
When I used my watch to
measure, it took 24 seconds.
[15:50] Himuro
Which means that the angular
velocity would be about ω=π/6.
[15:53] Yukimura
And the distance traveled in one revolution
of the merry-go-round would be about 22 meters.
[15:58] Himuro
The value of mrω squared would be...
[16:00] Inukai
Getting closer...
[16:01] Inukai
You think it's possible?
[16:02] Kanade
Nope.
SIGN Experiment 4.2.3
SIGN Roller Coaster Date
[16:06] Himuro
Listen closely, Yukimura-kun.
[16:08] Himuro
When a roller coaster wants to travel
around a loop with a radius "r,"
[16:11] Himuro
from a physics perspective,
[16:13] Himuro
as long as it takes off from a point
5/2r in height, everything's fine.
SIGN Won't Fall
[16:16] Yukimura
That's only if you don't take friction
and air resistance into account!
SIGN Velocity
SIGN Wind
Resistance
SIGN Friction
[16:20] Yukimura
In practical application, you require
a greater height than that!
[16:23] Himuro
My, my. Are you that scared?
[16:25] Yukimura
N-No.
[16:26] Yukimura
I was just verifying the soundness
of the safety of this is all.
[16:32] Himuro
Then... should we hold hands?
[16:35] Himuro
If we hold hands, then our mass, m,
becomes the combined mass of two people.
SIGN Times you wanted to hold hands +1
[16:40] Himuro
Which means that the centrifugal force
of mrω squared would increase...
[16:44] Yukimura
That's true. Our chances of falling
from the loop would decrease.
SIGN Times you wanted to hold hands +1
[16:58] Inukai
Nice effort...
[17:01] Yukimura
Himuro!
[17:01] Yukimura
Thinking about it rationally, holding hands
wouldn't change the combined mass!
[17:05] Himuro
I was flustered, too, you know.
[17:07] Himuro
And you sounded convinced, Yukimura-kun.
[17:10] Kanade
Also, not that it matters, but why did you
suddenly switch back to wearing lab coats?
[17:16] Yukimura
You're right.
[17:17] Himuro
We put them on without thinking...
[17:19] Kanade
Are they shape memory
lab coats or something?
SIGN Experiment 4.2.7
SIGN Haunted House Date
[17:26] Himuro
Incidentally, Yukimura-kun,
do you believe in ghosts and things?
[17:30] Yukimura
A foolish question.
[17:32] Yukimura
Most supernatural phenomena can
be explained scientifically.
[17:35] Yukimura
Plasma emitting electromagnetic radiation.
[17:37] Yukimura
Pareidolia, the phenomena of
seeing three dots as a face...
[17:41] Yukimura
Even experiments to artificially create
ghosts for detection have succeeded.
[17:46] Himuro
True.
[17:48] Himuro
However...
[17:49] Himuro
It isn't as though science has explained
everything in the universe.
[17:53] Himuro
With so much as yet unknown, if things
like spirits really did exist,
[17:56] Himuro
it wouldn't be so strange, would it?
[17:58] Yukimura
I take your point.
[18:00] Yukimura
Even now, this world overflows
with mysteries to be solved.
[18:03] Yukimura
That's what you're saying.
[18:04] Kanade
Excuse me. Please move forward already.
SIGN Experiment 4.2.8~17
SIGN Other Stuff!
[18:17] Yukimura
Go!
SIGN Experiment 4.2.18
SIGN Ferris Wheel Date
[18:48] Inukai
Finally made it to the Ferris wheel, huh?
[18:50] Kanade
Looks like we might just be able
to complete the whole plan.
[18:53] Kanade
Let's see... The experiment here is...
SIGN On a Ferris wheel painted by rays of the setting sun,
the two are enveloped by a romantic mood and
are called to act
SIGN According to Ibarada, Inukai, et al (2016), the Ferris wheel on an amusement park date
In terms of time, the ideal would be sunset or a time when a night view can be observed,
[18:58] Yukimura
On a Ferris wheel painted
by rays of the setting sun,
[19:00] Yukimura
the two are enveloped by a romantic
mood and are called to act.
[19:05] Kanade
Kosuke-kun, what is this?
[19:07] Inukai
It means the two happily join as one.
[19:11] Kanade
How does that fall under
"stuff that happens on a date"?
[19:13] Inukai
Huh? Aren't Ferris wheels places where
stuff like this and you-know-what happen?
[19:18] Inukai
It's been like that on the dates I've been on.
[19:20] Inukai
But still, I mean...
[19:22] Inukai
See? Doesn't it look like
they're holding each other?
[19:25] Inukai
And the Ferris wheel is creaking and stuff.
[19:27] Kanade
You're kidding!
[19:28] Himuro
"Called to act"? What does
that mean, I wonder?
[19:32] Yukimura
Kosuke must have mistyped it.
[19:34] Yukimura
There must have been a word he missed
indicating the type of behavior.
[19:37] Himuro
I understand.
[19:39] Himuro
Incidentally, Yukimura-kun...
[19:41] Himuro
are you scared?
[19:42] Yukimura
What are you saying, Himuro?
[19:44] Himuro
Given everything, it seems
you're a bit of a scaredy cat.
[19:46] Yukimura
You're the one who grabbed on to me, Himuro.
[19:48] Himuro
It's easier to read the itinerary this way.
[19:51] Kanade
Yeah. There's no way, is there?
[19:54] Kanade
I mean, given it's those two,
[19:56] Kanade
I'm not even sure they could manage a
"romantic mood" in the first place.
[19:59] Kanade
As long as this all ends well, then...
[20:03] Himuro
Is this...?
[20:05] Yukimura
To put it plainly, it is something
which can be defined as a "present."
[20:10] Himuro
Th-Thank you.
[20:12] Yukimura
Open it.
[20:14] Yukimura
I bought it while you and Kanade
were off buying clothes.
[20:19] Yukimura
Of the things I thought might suit you...
SIGN 1\b1\pos(320,18)\bord2\3c&HFFFFFF&\fs20}H(x)*= First Impression index x 0.5
+ Shape index x 0.2
+ Color index x 0.16
[20:22] Yukimura
I selected 17 items and defined the
"Agrees with Himuro" index as H(x).
[20:26] Yukimura
The item with the highest
numerical result is that one.
[20:30] Yukimura
I don't believe something like
that will be sufficient,
[20:32] Yukimura
but it's thanks for today.
[20:35] Yukimura
As you can see from this,
[20:37] Yukimura
I intended, under the guidance
of romance expert Kosuke,
[20:40] Yukimura
to develop the perfect plan, but...
[20:43] Yukimura
Well, how can I put it...
[20:44] Yukimura
I have no experience with this.
[20:46] Yukimura
It's possible that I haven't even met
the base conditions of a "date."
[20:50] Yukimura
If... you are not satisfied
with the results, Himuro...
[20:54] Yukimura
then... I apologize.
[20:58] Himuro
True.
[20:59] Himuro
I'm not sure we met the
base conditions of a date.
[21:04] Himuro
However...
[21:05] Himuro
what we believe in is numbers, isn't it?
[21:10] Himuro
Here.
[21:11] Himuro
This is the number of times I was happy
and the number of times I had fun today.
[21:11] ---
Times I was happy
+ Times I had fun
[21:15] Himuro
In total, 1925 times.
[21:18] Himuro
It's an exponential increase.
[21:20] Himuro
And even now, in this moment, too.
[21:26] Yukimura
Without something to
compare those numbers to,
[21:28] Yukimura
there's no way to tell if they're high or low.
[21:31] Himuro
In that case, these sample numbers...
[21:34] Yukimura
We'll need to get more, right?
[21:39] Yukimura
The experiment is done. We're pulling out.
[21:42] Inukai
Gotcha.
[21:43] Kanade
You must be tired. Good work.
[21:45] Kanade
Um, was it romantic, like it was
supposed to be in the plan?
[21:52] Himuro
That's a secret.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 5
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
[23:35] Inukai
Next time, proof 5!
[23:37] Inukai
"Science-types Fell in Love,
so They Tried Holding a Meeting."
E5 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
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[00:02] High school girl
Wah! I'm late! I'm late!
[00:07] High school girl
Oh, honestly! Over-sleeping
because my alarm clock broke!
[00:09] High school girl
It's still morning, and
nothing has gone right!
[00:12] High school girl
With all this, if I don't run into
my soulmate when I turn that corner...
[00:16] High school girl
Nothing else can make up for it!
[00:23] High school girl
Ow...
[00:25] High school girl
Huh?
[00:29] Yukimura
Apologies. Are you all right?
[00:33] High school girl
An intelligent, cool guy...
[00:35] High school girl
Is this...? Could it be? Could it be?
[00:38] High school girl
Destiny...?
[00:43] High school girl
Oh! Why did the jam side, of all
things, have to land on my uniform?
[00:48] High school girl
I've been so unlucky! Super disastrous!
What is this, a curse?
[00:52] Yukimura
That would be incorrect.
[00:54] Yukimura
Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
[00:57] Yukimura
Things like, "Why, when you drop a piece
of toast, does it land jam-side down?"
[01:02] Yukimura
"Anything that can go wrong, will go
wrong." It is a law in a humorous sense.
[01:07] Yukimura
However, an English researcher named Robert
Matthews offered this counter-argument.
[01:12] Yukimura
He said that if you drop a piece of toast from
a table approximately one meter in height,
SIGN Jam
SIGN Toast
[01:16] Yukimura
the chances of the toast landing
jam-side down are high.
SIGN of rotation when falling
would cause it to land
jam-side down.
[01:19] Yukimura
And he proved it using physics.
[01:23] Yukimura
Which means that the result is
perfectly natural, scientifically.
[01:28] Yukimura
You are not unlucky.
Enjoy your high school life.
[01:36] High school girl
What's with that nerd?
SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Proof 5
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
[03:11] Ibarada
Is someone presenting today?
[03:13] Yukimura
Himuro and I.
[03:15] Yukimura
We're presenting the research
we've been conducting.
[03:17] Himuro
Our B4s should present sometime soon, too.
[03:20] Ibarada
Torasuke, you haven't been
reading papers, have you?
[03:24] Ibarada
The professor's gonna strangle you to death.
[03:27] Inukai
H-He wouldn't really kill me...
[03:31] Kanade
Today is the day all of the researchers
gather to hold a meeting!
[03:36] Kanade
They're held every other Wednesday,
[03:39] Kanade
and Ikeda Lab meetings usually
go something like this.
[03:42] Rikekuma
Well, let's get the meeting started, bear.
[03:45] Kanade
The meeting starts at 9 AM.
[03:48] Kanade
First, the professor makes announcements.
[03:50] Rikekuma
Next month, we're going on a trip to
Brisbane to make presentations, bear!
[03:54] Rikekumas; background
This and that. This and that.
Somehow or other.
[03:54] Kanade
Then, those who want to present
the findings of their research.
[03:58] Rikekumas; background
Talk. Talk. Talk.
[03:58] Kanade
When the presentation
finishes, we discuss it.
[04:01] Kanade
And once all the presentations
are done, the meeting is closed.
[04:04] Rikekuma
Thanks, everyone, bear.
[04:07] Himuro
The professor is rather late, isn't he?
[04:09] Himuro
Kanade-chan, you called him, didn't you?
[04:11] Kanade
Oh, yes. He said he'd come right away.
[04:13] Ibarada
He's sleeping. Gotta be.
[04:16] Kanade
Sleep? But he was awake five minutes ago...
[04:20] Ibarada
Professor.
[04:23] Ikeda
Eek! That's...
[04:25] Kanade
What's going on in there?
[04:31] Ikeda
I'm so sorry about that!
[04:33] Ikeda
The sunlight was so warm,
I started drifting off...
[04:34] ---
Saitama University
Mathematics and Information Sciences
Professor Ikeda Kashin
Height: 185 cm Weight: 102 kg
Blood type: A
Hobbies: Triathlons, Free Climbing
Favorite foods: Protein, Alcohol
Favorite phrase: Accomplished in study and athletics
Looks up to: Taniyama Michiya, Kuze Takaomi
Goals: Own and operate a café
[04:37] Kanade
He really was asleep.
[04:39] Ikeda
Well, shall we start the meeting?
[04:44] Kanade
Um... With that, we'll start today's meeting.
[04:48] Kanade
Professor, do you have any announcements?
[04:51] Ikeda
Yes.
[04:53] Ikeda; background
As it is now June,
[04:54] Kanade
This is the master of the
lab, Professor Ikeda!
[04:55] Ikeda; background
those who have not yet presented their
research should do so soon, please.
[04:57] Kanade
He's a little scary when he's angry,
but he's a very kind teacher.
[05:01] Ikeda
Also, it's been decided that
[05:03] Ikeda
we will hold a four university joint
training camp again this summer.
[05:06] Ikeda
It will be August...
What were the dates again?
[05:10] Ibarada
From the 19th to the 21st.
[05:12] Ikeda
Yes! That's right. Thank you.
[05:14] Ikeda
Having you around is such
a great help, Ibarada-kun.
[05:18] Ibarada
You're quite welcome.
[05:20] Kanade
Professor Ikeda can be a little absentminded.
[05:23] Kanade
Ibarada-senpai often helps
with the follow up.
[05:26] Ikeda
The undergraduates will be presenting there,
[05:28] Ikeda
so our B4s, Kanade-kun and Kosuke-kun,
[05:31] Ikeda
will need to decide on their
research themes by summer.
[05:34] Inukai
Gulp!
[05:35] Ikeda
Kanade-kun, I heard that you
were interested in TSP,
[05:39] Ikeda
so I gave you papers on the subject.
What did you think of them?
[05:42] Kanade
I'm still only partway through
the second one, but...
[05:45] Kanade
I'm finding it difficult.
[05:47] Ikeda
Well, that is how it is in the beginning.
[05:50] Rikekuma
TSP!
[05:53] Rikekuma
TSP is another way of referring to the
traveling salesman problem!
[05:57] Rikekuma
I've already explained what it is,
bear, so if you want to know,
[06:02] Rikekuma
go back and watch episode 3 or read the
first volume of the original work, bear.
[06:05] Rikekuma
So, today's term of the day, is this!
[06:08] Riekuma
B4!
[06:10] Rikekuma
This is the mysterious word that Professor
Ikeda used with Kanade and the others, bear.
[06:14] Rikekuma
It's a designation for school years
often used in research labs, bear.
[06:18] Rikekuma
In English, an undergrad degree
is called a Bachelor's.
SIGN Undergraduates
[06:20] Rikekuma
You use the first letter of that word, "B."
[06:24] Rikekuma
So, B4 is a 4th year undergraduate student.
SIGN 4th year undergrad student
SIGN Graduate courses
[06:28] Rikekuma
Above that, you have the
"M" from "Master's."
[06:31] Rikekuma
Himuro and Yukimura are both first-year
grad students, so they're M1s.
SIGN 1st year graduate student
[06:34] Rikekuma
Ibarada would be an M2, bear.
SIGN 2nd year graduate student
[06:38] Rikekuma
Once you've completed your graduate degree,
you attain the title of "Master," bear.
[06:44] Rikekuma
Study hard and become masters like those
knights from a galaxy far, far away,
[06:48] Rikekuma
and lose yourself in a vortex
of destruction and despair, bear.
[06:52] Ikeda
And you, Kosuke-kun?
[06:54] Ikeda
Did you find anything you liked
in the papers I gave you?
[06:59] Inukai
I really do want to read those papers,
[07:02] Inukai
but you could say,
my woman just won't let me go.
SIGN Aika
SIGN "Studying or me? Which is more important?"
[07:06] Aika
Honestly! Studying or me?
Which is more important?
[07:10] Ikeda
You haven't read them at all?
[07:12] Inukai
'S right!
[07:13] Ikeda
Not a single page?
[07:15] Inukai
'S right.
[07:16] Ikeda
Not a single word?
[07:19] Inukai
'S right...
[07:21] Ikeda
Kosuke-kun...
[07:26] Ikeda
Aika-chan is very charming,
[07:29] Ikeda
but let's do those assignments which
we are meant to do, shall we?
[07:33] Ikeda
Do you understand?
[07:35] Inukai
I'm sorry!
[07:38] Kanade
Professor Ikeda excels in
both study and athletics, so
[07:41] Kanade
when he gets angry, his muscles tend
to get a little bigger, but...
[07:43] Ikeda; background
Oops! I pulverized my pen again.
[07:44] Kanade
he's usually a very kind teacher.
[07:47] Ibarada
Here's your spare.
[07:49] Kanade
Well, then... Let's resume the meeting.
[07:53] Kanade
If anyone has a presentation,
please go ahead.
[07:57] Yukimura
Professor, I'd like to present.
[08:01] Ikeda
What's this? A joint presentation
with Himuro-kun, is it?
[08:06] Ikeda
It was a polynomial time reduction last time.
[08:08] Ikeda
I'm excited to see how much
progress you've made.
[08:12] Yukimura
First, if you'd please take
a look at figure 1.1.
SIGN We're for
SIGN realz ♥
SIGN Fig 1.1: During Date Experiment
[08:18] Yukimura
This figure shows the circumstances during
the date experiment we conducted recently.
[08:22] Ikeda
U-Um... I did think you
got along well, but...
[08:26] Ikeda
You two are in that kind
of relationship, are you?
[08:29] Himuro and Yukimura
No, we are not.
[08:30] Himuro
The genesis of this lies in events
of the other day when I...
[08:35] Himuro
...and so this date is
one of many experiments
[08:38] Himuro
we conducted in regards to
the many types of romance.
[08:41] Ikeda
Ah... I-I see...
[08:43] Yukimura
I will upload the detailed
data to our local server.
[08:46] Himuro
After a casual examination of the data,
[08:49] Himuro
the experiment which garnered
the greatest results was...
SIGN Fig 4: Emotional Changes Over Time
SIGN Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
[08:53] Himuro
During the date experiment, at 2:22:42 PM,
[08:57] Himuro
"I have assembled all of this data
[09:00] Himuro
and even I am unable
to prove that I love her!"
[09:04] Himuro
"The likes of you could never so
casually declare your love for her!"
[09:07] Himuro
Yukimura-kun was heard
screaming these things.
[09:11] Himuro
During that time,
my highest heart rate of the day,
[09:14] Himuro
with a momentary high of
162 bpm, was recorded.
[09:17] Kanade
Why is she talking like she's
giving TV viewership ratings?
[09:22] Yukimura
Himuro, you little...
[09:23] Yukimura
Is it really necessary to write
out every single word I said?
[09:27] Himuro
Well, if I don't, it doesn't accurately
convey the conditions, does it?
[09:30] Yukimura
In that case, I've got a
few thoughts of my own.
SIGN Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
SIGN Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
[09:34] Yukimura
My highest heart rate was recorded here.
[09:38] Yukimura
6:47 PM.
[09:40] Yukimura
On the Ferris wheel, with the sunset
in the background, Himuro...
[09:43] Yukimura
"This is the number of times I was happy
and the number of times I had fun today."
[09:46] Yukimura
"In total, 1925 times."
[09:48] Yukimura
"It's an exponential increase."
[09:51] Yukimura
"And even now, in this moment, too."
...is what she said.
[09:57] Kanade
You're killing us over here, too!
[09:59] Yukimura
"It was in this situation...
[10:02] Yukimura
where my highest heart rate
of the day was recorded"...
[10:07] Ikeda
And this... is your presentation?
[10:12] Ikeda
Yukimura-kun.
[10:13] Ikeda
What about your polynomial time reduction?
[10:17] Yukimura
My deepest apologies.
[10:19] Yukimura
I am planning to pursue that separately.
[10:21] Yukimura
But as I determined this to be
the more pressing problem...
[10:27] Ikeda
You're right! This research
topic seems super interesting!
[10:31] Kanade
He's okay with it!
[10:31] Inukai
Huh?
[10:33] Yukimura
I knew you would say that, Professor!
[10:37] Ikeda
Wow. The base conditions of love, is it?
[10:41] Ikeda
When I married my wife,
this never even occurred to me.
[10:45] Ikeda
Have you thoughts on future prospects?
[10:48] Yukimura
Based on the sampling,
[10:50] Yukimura
a large-scale control experiment.
SIGN Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
[10:53] Yukimura
To determine the base conditions of love,
we need to gather as much data as possible,
SIGN Love A
SIGN Love B
SIGN Love C
SIGN Love D
SIGN Love E
SIGN General "Love"
[10:57] Yukimura
so that we can find the average.
SIGN Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
[11:00] Yukimura
As an example, this experiment.
SIGN Times your heart raced +22
Times you felt happy+12
Times your hands shook +2
Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
[11:03] Yukimura
Given the circumstances in the picture,
SIGN Times your heart raced +16
Times you felt happy +8
Times you thought the other person was cute +22
Times you had fun +12
Times you thought it tasted good +2
Times you wished you could take a picture +2
[11:04] Yukimura
we investigated the information on our
vitals and the emotion counters, but...
[11:07] Ikeda
It seems you might need other
humans for this experiment.
[11:12] Ikeda
And as many of them as you can get.
[11:14] Yukimura
For example, in this room there
are six people, including me.
SIGN Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
SIGN Times your heart raced +22
Times you felt happy+12
Times your hands shook +2
Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
SIGN Times your heart raced +16
Times you felt happy +8
Times you thought the other person was cute +22
Times you had fun +12
Times you thought it tasted good +2
Times you wished you could take a picture +2
[11:18] Yukimura
Given the circumstances in the picture,
SIGN From the 6, possible pairs of 2
[11:19] Yukimura
From the six of us, it is possible to
make 15 combinations of groups of two.
SIGN pairs
[11:24] Yukimura
Which means that within this lab,
[11:27] Yukimura
it is possible to run 15 experiments.
[11:30] Kanade
What?
[11:31] Kanade
You're going to do all the pairs?
[11:33] Ibarada
That sounds like crazy amounts of fun.
[11:36] Yukimura
In particular, Kanade is the closest
to average, thus a valuable specimen.
[11:39] Yukimura
You will participate,
by any means necessary.
[11:41] Kanade
Aren't there numerous problems with this?
[11:44] Yukimura
What, do you have a particular
partner at the moment?
[11:46] Kanade
Well, no. I don't, but...
[11:49] Yukimura
Then it shouldn't be a problem.
[11:51] Yukimura
Also, you need to hurry up and turn
in a report on your romantic history.
SIGN Force of Impact
[11:57] Himuro
I have told you before,
Yukimura-kun, you lack tact.
[12:01] Yukimura
Himuro, you little...
Stop hitting my head every time!
[12:04] Yukimura
You'll kill valuable brain cells!
[12:05] Himuro
Then you should think a little harder.
[12:07] Yukimura
What did you just say?!
[12:08] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai! Stop!
[12:10] Kanade
Please, calm down.
[12:11] Yukimura
K-Kanade... You're really strong.
[12:14] Yukimura
Wait... my arm...
[12:18] Ikeda
Let's all calm down.
[12:21] Ikeda
This place is a font of intelligence
and inquiry—the Ikeda lab.
[12:25] Ikeda
We always resolve things intelligently,
calmly, rationally, do we not?
[12:31] everyone
You're the most violent of us all.
[12:34] Ikeda
Yukimura-kun, it is not good to force those
who do not wish it into your experiments.
[12:40] Kanade
That's right!
[12:42] Kanade
This experiment just doesn't make any sense!
[12:44] Ikeda
Which is why you should
do it with volunteers!
[12:47] Ikeda
I'd be happy to be of assistance.
[12:51] Kanade
What's he saying?
SIGN Q1: Are you in a romantic relationship?
A Yes
B If I had to say, then yes.
C If I had to say, then no.
D No
Q2: What does "love" mean to you?
[12:52] Ikeda
Papers on the psychology
of love, as far as I know,
[12:57] Ikeda
are largely based on questionnaires
given to college students.
[13:01] Ikeda
In particular, in Japan
there is a strong tendency
[13:04] Ikeda
not to conduct matters of love in the open.
SIGN Concerning the Base Conditions of Love
Research Findings
[13:06] Ikeda
Which is precisely why...
[13:08] Ikeda
this data that you science-types collected
by throwing yourselves into it is,
[13:11] Ikeda
from an academic standpoint,
extremely valuable.
[13:15] Ikeda
True, it may not be an experiment
that makes sense, however,
[13:19] Ikeda
smashing common sense to smithereens
is what we researchers do.
[13:23] Yukimura
Exactly, Professor.
[13:25] Himuro
Of course, I will give my all for research.
[13:28] Ibarada
And you'll be participating, too, Torasuke.
[13:31] Inukai
Why am I the only one
being forced into this?
[13:34] Ikeda
Very good!
[13:36] Ikeda
This place is a font of
intelligence and inquiry!
[13:38] Ikeda
The Ikeda Laboratory!
[13:41] Ikeda
Learn what makes sense.
Then, crush common sense under your heel!
[13:44] Ikeda
Research as your heart desires!
[13:47] Yukimura and Himuro
Yes, sir!
[13:49] Kanade
Well, that brings today's
meeting to a close.
[13:55] Kanade
This lab exists because of this professor.
[13:58] Kanade
It seems that normal people
are in the minority here.
[14:02] Kanade
I'm probably gonna end up
participating, too, aren't I?
SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It.
[14:18] Yukimura
Don't run, Kosuke.
[14:22] Inukai
Yuki...mura...senpai...
[14:29] Yukimura
Stop laughing, Ibarada!
[14:32] Yukimura
You're the one who said we
should try this pairing!
[14:36] Ibarada
So? What do you think?
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
[14:39] Inukai
I'm sorry, Yukimura-senpai.
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
[14:41] Inukai
I really respect you, Senpai, but...
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
[14:43] Inukai
This is rough...
SIGN Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
[14:45] Yukimura
This is rough for me, too.
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
[14:47] Ibarada
It's rough on me, too.
But it was worth seeing, just to try it.
[14:52] Ibarada
Watching the two of you paired up...
It was funny, but that's all.
[14:57] Yukimura; simultaneous
You little...
[14:57] Kosuke; simultaneous
You!
SIGN Fig. 2.1: Wall Slam Experiment
[14:59] Inukai
So?
[15:00] Inukai
What're we supposed to figure
out from this experiment data?
[15:04] Ibarada
That we are unable to deny the possibility
that you, Torasuke, are in love with Yukimura.
[15:09] Inukai
Stop making it sound weird!
You crazy BL-loving woman!
[15:13] Inukai
Seriously. It's not like my heart rate is...
[15:16] Inukai
Well, I guess it's a little
higher than my resting rate.
[15:20] Inukai
But there's no change in my
temperature or blood pressure!
[15:22] Ibarada
That part is a little weird.
[15:26] Ibarada
For blood pressure, when you
use something simple like this,
[15:29] Ibarada
as opposed to medical equipment,
the accuracy is reduced.
[15:32] Ibarada
Well, it works at a reference level.
[15:35] Ibarada
Also, for this experiment, you put the
thermometer under your arm, right?
[15:39] Ibarada
When you take a temperature under the
arm, it's an axillary temperature.
[15:44] Ibarada
It's the most stable place to take the
highest temperature on the body, but
SIGN Core Temperature
[15:48] Ibarada
because of that, it's not suited for
reading small changes in temperature.
[15:53] Ibarada
Emotion-related temperature
fluctuations most often occur
[15:56] Ibarada
in places like the tip of the nose.
[15:58] Ibarada
However, places like that are very
susceptible to external stimulus.
[16:03] Ibarada
Honestly, a comfy room and measuring with
thermography would be best, but...
[16:09] Ibarada
That's hard to do in the middle of a date...
[16:12] Ibarada
Still, basically,
[16:14] Ibarada
it just won't serve as material to deny
any love between you and Yukimura.
[16:20] Inukai
You freakin' witch!
[16:22] Inukai
Go ahead and act cocky while you can...
[16:26] Inukai
Doing all the pairings means that, eventually,
[16:29] Inukai
you're gonna participate
in the experiments, too!
[16:33] Inukai
If, by chance, you're in love with me,
[16:36] Inukai
it'll be exposed in a flash.
[16:38] Ibarada
Yeah. So not.
[16:40] Ibarada
And you...
[16:42] Ibarada
I wouldn't set your heart racing, would I?
[16:46] Inukai
Huh?
[16:47] Inukai
Aika's the only one for me.
[16:49] Inukai
A woman like you isn't even on my radar!
SIGN Fig. 2.1: Close Contact Experiment
[16:54] Ibarada
In that case...
[16:55] Ibarada
Shall we try this close contact experiment
and see whose vitals stay at resting rates?
[17:01] Ibarada
Loser treats the other to a week's worth
of skewered dango from the co-op store.
[17:05] Inukai
Sounds like fun.
[17:07] Inukai
You think pairing up with you
is gonna do anything for me?
[17:10] Inukai
I'm gonna bankrupt you, you pipsqueak.
SIGN Saitama Bowl
SIGN Cheese Katsu
SIGN Fried Shrimp
[17:15] Himuro
Now, we will conduct
[17:16] Himuro
an experiment with the pairing
of Yukimura and Kanade.
[17:20] Himuro
Kanade-chan, please, begin.
[17:23] Kanade
This is embarrassing...
[17:26] Yukimura
Just do it.
[17:27] Kanade
F-Fine, I will...
[17:29] Kanade
Here. Say "ah"...
SIGN Situation 7: One subject asks the other to say "ah," and, using
chopsticks, spoon, or other utensil, assists in the
intake of food.
Subject | Kanade Kotonoha
Observation Notes:
[17:34] Himuro
Why do I feel so unsettled?
[17:37] Himuro
Kanade-chan and Yukimura-kun are
nothing more than colleagues...
[17:43] Kanade
Say "ah"!
[17:46] Yukimura
It sure looks delicious!
[17:53] Yukimura
Hey, Himuro.
[17:55] Yukimura
This experiment is between Kanade and myself.
[17:57] Himuro
Yes. I understand that.
[17:59] Kanade
U-Um...
[18:01] Kanade
Then, let's try again...
[18:03] Kanade
Here. Say "ah"...
[18:08] Yukimura
Himuro...
SIGN Round 1.
[18:16] Ibarada
Kosuke... I've always wanted to do this.
[18:21] Inukai
So have I.
[18:24] Inukai
Hold on!
[18:25] Inukai
What is this? This is stupid.
[18:27] Inukai
But I guess I've got no choice.
[18:29] Inukai
I've gotta find a way to raise her heart
rate in this romantic atmosphere.
[18:33] Inukai
Huh?
[18:34] Inukai
Did she just call me Kosuke...?
[18:36] Ibarada
Kosuke, from now on...
[18:39] Ibarada
I'm not going to stop myself
from saying I love you, Kosuke!
[18:44] Inukai
She...!
[18:46] Inukai
Those are Aika's lines from when she
confesses in the True End route of chapter 9!
SIGN Aika
SIGN "From now on...
I'm not going to stop myself
from saying I love you!"
[18:51] Inukai
Reenacting that famous
scene isn't playing fair!
[18:53] Inukai
Calm down.
[18:54] Inukai
She isn't Aika.
[18:56] Inukai
All this woman does is game
all day and lie around.
[18:59] Inukai
She's a horrible woman who
pushes people around,
[19:01] Inukai
a demon trying to extort dango from me!
[19:04] Aika
I love you, Kosuke.
[19:07] Inukai
Aika!
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
SIGN Heart Rate (bpm)
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
SIGN Heart Rate (bpm)
SIGN Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.2: Ibarada Ena's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN Body Temperature (C°)
SIGN Body Temperature (C°)
[19:12] Ibarada
So weak.
[19:13] Ibarada
It's like using a weapon the
boss is weak against in M°ga Man.
[19:18] Inukai
Total defeat...
[19:20] Inukai
And that woman, despite all of her acting,
[19:23] Inukai
kept all her numbers super normal!
[19:26] Inukai
In the first place,
[19:27] Inukai
imitating Aika isn't playing fair!
[19:29] Inukai
You're toying with my pure love for her!
[19:31] Ibarada
Oh, fine. Shall we throw
that one out and try again?
SIGN Round 2.
[19:44] Inukai
I can do this.
[19:45] Inukai
As long as she doesn't imitate
Aika, this is nothing.
[19:48] Inukai
I'm taking this round.
[19:58] Ibarada
Doesn't being like this...
[20:00] Ibarada
bring back memories?
[20:01] Inukai
Huh?
[20:03] Ibarada
Do you remember when
we were little, Torasuke?
[20:08] Inukai
Yes...
[20:09] Ibarada
A long time ago...
[20:11] Ibarada
the two of us used to sit together like this...
[20:13] Ibarada
on the porch in your backyard, Torasuke.
[20:17] Ibarada
The sunlight felt so good,
[20:20] Ibarada
we both fell asleep like that.
[20:23] Ibarada
And, without realizing it,
[20:25] Ibarada
you peed on me in your sleep,
didn't you, Torasuke?
[20:29] Inukai
Ye...s?
[20:31] Ibarada
In elementary school,
[20:32] Ibarada
when we thought I might move away,
[20:35] Ibarada
you started bawling saying "I'm gonna
marry you, Ena-chan! You can't go!"
[20:42] Inukai
Stop that.
[20:43] Ibarada
In middle school,
[20:45] Ibarada
you played your first pretty girl dating
game with me in my room, didn't you?
[20:49] Inukai
Stop that.
[20:50] Inukai
Stop it.
[20:51] Ibarada
Back then, you got so excited you wet—
[20:54] Inukai
Stop it, Ibarada!
[21:00] Kanade
Ibarada-senpai, why do
you have so many dango?
[21:04] Ibarada
I had a weakling who mistook recklessness
for bravery get them for me.
[21:09] Ibarada
You guys want some?
[21:11] Inukai
This dratted pipsqueak of a woman!
[21:15] Inukai
I'll get you for this!
[21:16] Kanade
"Competition to Maintain Steady Vitals
During Close Contact," was it?
[21:20] Yukimura
That isn't the same as the
conditions for our experiment.
[21:24] Ibarada
Well, true enough. And there was
a bit of forced excitement in it.
[21:29] Kanade
In a lot of different ways,
[21:33] Kanade
there's no one in this lab
who can beat this person.
[21:37] Ibarada
Huh?
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
SIGN Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN Heart Rate (bpm)
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
[21:48] Ibarada
Himuro, Yukimura...
[21:52] Ibarada
Why don't the two of you...
[21:54] Ibarada
try a little kiss?
[22:01] Himuro and Yukimura
A... A kiss?
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 6
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing.
[23:35] Ibarada
Next time, Proof 6.
[23:37] Ibarada
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing."
E6 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Kissing.
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SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
[01:34] Yukimura
All right, Himuro.
[01:36] Yukimura
Close your eyes.
[01:40] Yukimura
Now hold it, and lift your chin 30 degrees.
SIGN Proof 6
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing.
[01:44] Yukimura
Another 6.5 degrees.
[01:46] Yukimura
Good.
[01:47] Yukimura
According to the data,
that will give us a height of 4 cm.
[01:50] Yukimura
Now, as long as I tilt my head
at an angle of 40 degrees,
[01:53] Yukimura
even if I keep my glasses on,
we should avoid a collision of noses.
SIGN Times you didn't want to kiss +1
[01:58] Kanade
Um...
[01:59] Kanade
Himuro-senpai's "doesn't want
to" counter is rising rapidly.
[02:03] Yukimura
Wh-What's the meaning of this, Himuro?!
[02:05] Yukimura
I thought you loved me!
[02:07] Himuro
That hasn't been established
for certain yet!
[02:11] Himuro
It's not like that.
[02:12] Himuro
It's not that I don't want
you to, Yukimura-kun...
[02:15] Himuro
I don't quite understand it myself, but...
[02:17] Himuro
somehow... I don't want to do
it like this, like it's work...
[02:22] Himuro
And even if you asked me for
specifics, I wouldn't really know, but...
[02:26] Kanade
Himuro-senpai!
[02:27] Kanade
You're adorable!
[02:29] Himuro
Huh?
[02:29] Kanade
She's right, Yukimura-senpai!
[02:31] Kanade
A kiss isn't something you should
do just to be done with it.
[02:34] Kanade
The right mood is important
for this kind of thing!
[02:37] Yukimura
Mood?
[02:38] Kanade
Something like... Well, you know...
[02:41] Kanade
A restaurant with a night view, or...
[02:43] Kanade
Walking along a beach at sunset...
[02:46] Kanade
Kissing somewhere with a nice mood
like that is what gives it meaning!
[02:51] Yukimura
Meaning, is it?
[02:52] Kanade
Oh, right! You remember?
[02:54] Kanade
Like that time on the Ferris wheel
when we were collecting date data?
[02:57] Kanade
The mood was amazing, wasn't it?
[03:00] Himuro
What?
[03:04] Himuro
True...
[03:05] Himuro
In that moment, I wouldn't
have minded... probably...
[03:08] Kanade
See? I knew it!
[03:10] Himuro
I see.
[03:11] Himuro
That's what it was.
[03:13] Himuro
In order to kiss, the right mood is necessary!
SIGN Mood Quantification
[03:17] Himuro
If we can define a "mood value,"
[03:20] Himuro
we should be able to find an efficient
method of increasing the mood!
[03:23] Yukimura
I don't know.
[03:25] Yukimura
Can something as insubstantial as "mood"
really exert such a strong influence?
[03:29] Ibarada
It's got a pretty big effect.
[03:31] Ibarada
Even if you just compare
the external environments.
[03:35] Ibarada
For example, look at a situation
with a high mood value...
[03:39] Ibarada
If you contrast it with a low value...
SIGN hup
SIGN hup
SIGN hup
SIGN hup
SIGN hup
SIGN hup
SIGN hup
SIGN hup
[03:41] men in background
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
[03:43] Ibarada
What do you think?
[03:45] Yukimura
You're right!
[03:46] Yukimura
There's a tremendous difference!
[03:47] Himuro
If you pushed for a kiss in those conditions,
I would punch you, Yukimura-kun.
[03:53] Yukimura
Why is there so much variation
when the action is the same?
[03:56] Yukimura
What could the difference
between the situations be?
[03:58] Kanade
Wouldn't it be the overabundance of muscles?
[04:01] Yukimura
I see.
[04:02] Himuro
Which means...
[04:03] Yukimura; simultaneous
This!
[04:03] Himuro; simultaneous
This, right?
SIGN Definition 1.1: Mood value M*(x)* is
inversely proportional to the amount
of muscles in the vicinity.
[04:05] Kanade
It's not wrong,
[04:06] Kanade
but... this definition is useless.
[04:09] Ibarada
Well, it was an extreme example,
[04:10] Ibarada
but I don't think we can call
this a correct interpretation.
[04:13] Ibarada
Okay. Self-proclaimed "man who
lives on love," Torasuke-kun.
[04:16] Ibarada
A list of situations that
might provide the right mood.
[04:19] Inukai
Well, if you insist.
[04:21] Inukai
My 2D memories are gonna
breathe some fire into this.
SIGN Ferris wheel
SIGN Beach at sunset
SIGN Restaurant with a night view
SIGN Cruise on the water
SIGN Romantic movie at the theater
SIGN Fireworks
SIGN Planetarium
SIGN White Christmas
SIGN Watching adult videos
[04:31] Inukai
If you're looking for situations
overflowing with the right mood,
[04:33] Inukai
it's gotta be something like these.
[04:35] Kanade
Yeah. If you leave out that one
part, they all have nice moods!
[04:39] Yukimura
Now, then. What do these have in common?
[04:42] Kanade
That one part aside, maybe it's that they're
all rather fashionable places...?
[04:47] Himuro
Trying to quantify "prettiness"
is incredibly difficult.
[04:51] Himuro
A clearer factor might be that
[04:53] Himuro
they're all "places without a lot of people
where the two can be alone," perhaps.
[04:57] Ibarada
I don't think that's quite accurate...
[05:00] Ibarada
For example, what do you think of this?
[05:02] Kanade
A secret kiss during the fireworks!
[05:05] Kanade
How wonderful!
[05:06] Himuro
Yes.
[05:08] Ibarada
What about this?
[05:08] background
Wow! Look at that.
[05:09] Kanade
They're all staring.
[05:11] Himuro
That would be difficult.
SIGN Definition 1.2: Mood value M(x) is inversely proportional
to the number of people in the area
paying attention to the couple.
[05:15] Ibarada
Which would make it something like this.
[05:17] Himuro
I see.
[05:18] Kanade
Another thing might be "a quiet place," maybe?
[05:21] Kanade
If there's a lot of noise around,
it'd ruin the mood.
SIGN decibels
SIGN decibels
SIGN decibels
[05:31] announcement
The express leaving at 16:15 is...
SIGN decibels
SIGN decibels
[05:35] Rock singer
Who's gonna be angels in the land of death?
SIGN decibels
[05:37] Yukimura
Looking at the results of the comparisons,
[05:39] Yukimura
we can probably say that "when the
surrounding noise rises above a certain level,
[05:42] Yukimura
the mood value decreases."
[05:45] Kanade
Just the mention of "decibels"
makes the mood drop.
[05:49] Inukai
Wouldn't you agree that
"dimness" is important too?
SIGN Daylight
SIGN Dusk
SIGN Night
[05:55] Inukai
When people are in the dark,
they start feeling naughty—
[05:58] Ibarada
Psychologically speaking,
[05:59] Ibarada
it's true that dark places can
allow more openness and freedom.
[06:03] Ibarada
And, to take an approach other than
looking at environmental factors,
[06:06] Ibarada
"a relaxed conversation with
lots of silence and pauses,"
[06:09] Ibarada
might be the kind of things that works, too.
[06:11] Ibarada
The two of you are always
chattering away, debating,
[06:14] Ibarada
but how about you two keep quiet
a sec and look into each other's eyes?
[06:17] Yukimura
Keep quiet?
[06:29] Himuro
This is amazing!
[06:31] Yukimura
The mood really did increase!
[06:33] Yukimura
Is this the effect of silence?
[06:36] Yukimura
We can add this into the
calculation of mood value.
[06:39] Yukimura
The most important factors are these five!
[06:41] Kanade
When will these two ever be able to kiss?
SIGN Beauty of surroundings
SIGN Lack of people in surroundings
SIGN Dimness
SIGN Quietness
SIGN Length of time spent silently gazing at each other
[06:47] Himuro
The question is how to combine them.
[06:50] Kanade
Can't you just give each of them a value
of 20 out of 100 and add them together?
SIGN Beauty 20 pts
SIGN Number of 3rd parties 20 pts
SIGN Dimness 20 pts
SIGN Quietness 20 pts
SIGN Silence 20 pts
SIGN 100 pts
[06:55] Ibarada
I don't think that'll work this time.
[06:58] Ibarada
We're talking somewhere beautiful,
without many people,
[07:01] Ibarada
and dim lighting where you can
gaze at each other, right?
[07:04] Ibarada
But what if it were super noisy there?
[07:07] announcement; fades to background
For the sake of a brighter future, all we ask
is that you cast your vote honestly and fairly!
[07:08] Ibarada
Wouldn't that kill the mood?
[07:11] Kanade
That's true!
[07:12] Ibarada
Which means...
SIGN Beauty
SIGN Number of 3rd parties
SIGN Dimness
SIGN Quietness
SIGN Silence
[07:14] Ibarada
If any single factor out of these five
is radically lower than the others,
SIGN Beauty 20 pts
SIGN Number of 3rd parties 20 pts
SIGN Dimness 20 pts
SIGN Quietness 0 pts
SIGN Silence 20 pts
[07:18] Ibarada
the entire mood value decreases.
It has to be defined to express that.
SIGN Mood Value
Ultra Low
[07:22] Kanade
Th-That seems difficult...
[07:24] Himuro
All we have to do is multiply
instead of add, right?
[07:27] Yukimura
That would make regulating
the numbers a pain.
[07:30] Ikeda
Sounds like you're working
on something interesting.
[07:33] Ikeda
What about something like this?
[07:36] Ikeda
First, we'll make "x" the value of "quiet"
and indicate a total value of 100.
[07:42] Ikeda
Let's see...
[07:43] Ikeda
That should do it.
[07:44] Ikeda
For example, let's use this equation
and change the total value to 20.
[07:49] Inukai
Uh... What?
[07:51] Ikeda
This is high school math, Kosuke-kun.
[07:54] Ikeda
When you graph this equation,
SIGN 33.33...pts 100 pts
[07:56] Ikeda
anything less than 33 points
rapidly becomes negative.
[08:00] Yukimura
Of course.
[08:01] Yukimura
If we use this...
[08:02] Yukimura
In cases where it's insanely loud...
[08:07] Yukimura
The value of quietness would
become negative infinity.
[08:10] Yukimura
Even if the other values are
the highest they can be,
SIGN Quietness
SIGN Beauty 3rd Parties Dimness Quietness Silence
20 pts 20 pts 20 pts 20 pts
[08:12] Yukimura
when you add them together,
no matter what you do,
SIGN Mood Value
[08:14] Yukimura
the mood value would be negative infinity!
[08:16] Himuro
Plus, with this method, the value becomes
intuitive and easy to understand!
[08:20] Yukimura
Just what we'd expect from you, Professor!
[08:22] Ikeda
I'll leave the setup and investigation
of each factor to you two.
[08:26] Himuro and Yukimura
Yes, sir!
[08:29] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai and Himuro-senpai
became immersed in research and...
[08:35] Yukimura
It's done!
[08:36] Himuro
We really did it!
SIGN Mood Value M is defined as follows.
SIGN (Beauty index)
SIGN (number of 3rd parties)
SIGN (expresses the average of the scores for beauty, fashionability)
SIGN amount of evaluators
SIGN Here the number of people paying attention to the couple is defined as X₂
SIGN then
then
SIGN (Brightness index)
SIGN missing
SIGN X₃ = the degree of illumination (lux)
SIGN (Quietness index)
SIGN The value of noise in the area is expressed as X₄
SIGN then
then
then
SIGN (Gazing at each other)
SIGN The number of seconds spent silently gazing at each other is expressed as X₅
SIGN then
then
then
[08:41] Kanade
It's so long I don't get it...
SIGN Equation to Define Mood Value
[08:45] Rikekuma
The equation to define mood value!
[08:47] Rikekuma
I'll make the effort and
go over it for you, bear.
SIGN Beauty Index
SIGN Beauty Index
[08:53] Rikekuma
The beauty index!
[08:56] Rikekuma
You give it a point value based on feeling,
[08:58] Rikekuma
and take the average of a
bunch of people, bear.
[09:01] Rikekumas
100 points!
[09:02] Rikekumas
It's the same! It-It's the same!
[09:02] Rikekumas
The same! We're all... We're all the same!
SIGN Number of 3rd Parties
[09:05] Rikekuma
The number of third parties!
SIGN Number of 3rd Parties
[09:08] Rikekuma
When there's a lot of people who
have nothing to do with it around,
[09:10] Rikekuma
you give them each a -10,000, bear.
[09:13] Rikekuma
Though, honestly, if you
gave 'em negative one trillion,
[09:15] Rikekuma
it wouldn't change the results, bear.
SIGN Degree of Illumination
[09:18] Rikekuma
The degree of illumination!
SIGN Degree of Illumination
[09:20] Rikekuma
There's some crazy equation
written here, bear,
SIGN approx.
SIGN lux
[09:23] Rikekuma
but when you graph it, it turns out
something like this, bear.
[09:26] Rikekuma
The highest points are about the
brightness level of a candle,
[09:28] Rikekuma
and if it gets much darker,
the points drop drastically, bear.
[09:32] Rikekuma
I can't see anything, bear...
SIGN Quietness Index
[09:35] Rikekuma
Quietness index!
SIGN Quietness Index
[09:38] Rikekuma
This one's complicated too, bear.
[09:40] Rikekuma
Basically, with this one...
[09:41] Rikekuma
If it's loud, the mood value drops
to negative infinity, bear!
SIGN Silently Gazing at Each Other Index
[09:45] Rikekuma
The silently gazing at each other index!
SIGN Silently Gazing at Each Other Index
[09:48] Rikekuma
Another troublesome equation, bear.
SIGN The number of seconds spent silently gazing at each other is expressed as X₅
SIGN then
SIGN then
SIGN then
[09:50] Rikekuma
In short, the longer the period of
time spent looking at each other,
[09:53] Rikekuma
the higher the points, with 30
seconds as the highest score.
[09:56] Rikekuma
And if it exceeds 60 seconds, it starts
getting stupid and the points decrease, bear.
[10:01] Kanade
And now, from the results
of the investigation...
[10:03] Kanade
The most beautiful place on campus,
[10:06] Kanade
where there aren't any other people,
[10:07] Kanade
and where the brightness and quietness
help create the right mood...
[10:10] Kanade
This is that place.
[10:11] Kanade
We've determined it's the roof of
the joint research tower at dusk!
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
[10:23] Kanade
The place most suited to kissing.
[10:25] Kanade
The mood value is 92!
[10:35] Yukimura
Would you...
[10:37] Yukimura
kiss me... Kanade.
[10:39] Kanade
Well... um...
[10:42] Kanade
I'd really rather not.
[10:44] Yukimura
Why?
[10:45] Yukimura
The current mood value is extremely high.
[10:48] Kanade
It's not that I have anything
against you, Yukimura-senpai...
[10:52] Kanade
It's just that kissing someone who
isn't my boyfriend is a little...
[10:56] Yukimura
We need to perform a control
experiment to collect data!
SIGN Kissing someone you love
SIGN Comparison
SIGN Kissing someone you don't love
[11:00] Yukimura
In order to investigate the
base conditions of love,
[11:02] Yukimura
we must compare a kiss with someone you love
with a kiss with someone you don't love!
[11:07] Kanade
S-Still, there's no reason
to do this with everyone...
[11:12] Kanade
Honestly. It's so embarrassing...
[11:15] Yukimura
Experiment, stage 1 complete.
[11:16] Kanade
And why am I stage 1?
[11:19] Inukai
It was decided by ladder
lottery. No complaining.
[11:23] Himuro
Yukimura-kun didn't do anything
weird to you, did he?
[11:27] Kanade
Having no other choice, he offered
the option of a kiss on the hand.
[11:30] Himuro
Was that all? There wasn't
anything else, was there?
[11:33] Kanade
If it's gonna make you cry,
don't conduct this kind of experiment.
[11:36] Ibarada
In Western countries,
kissing's an everyday thing, after all.
[11:40] Ibarada
There's no reason to take it
so seriously, is there?
[11:44] Ibarada
Like this, see?
[11:49] Yukimura
I-Ibarada!
[11:50] Yukimura
What do you think you're doing?
[11:52] Ibarada
This is part of the control experiment, too.
[11:55] Ibarada
Don't most girls do this
much with each other?
[11:58] Kanade
No, they don't!
[11:59] Himuro
I-I haven't done that, either.
[12:03] Ibarada
Really?
[12:04] Ibarada
Back in high school,
pretty much everyone was doing it.
[12:08] Ibarada
Don't worry, you two,
[12:10] Ibarada
a kiss between two girls isn't
really a kiss. It doesn't count.
[12:15] Ibarada
Now, then. Who would the next
pair for the experiment be?
SIGN Experiment 3: Himuro - Kosuke Pair
[12:23] Himuro
Kosuke-kun, I know you may be reluctant, but
[12:27] Himuro
if you'd please cooperate,
for the sake of the experiment.
[12:29] Inukai
I, Inukai Kosuke, am a man who
lives for one love alone,
[12:34] Inukai
but if it will help make your love a reality,
then it would be my pleasure!
[12:37] Himuro
As for location...
Cheek, nose, forehead, ear...
[12:42] Himuro
I don't want it to be anywhere near my face.
[12:44] Himuro
That said, I feel like a kiss on the
foot would carry too much meaning.
[12:51] Hinuro
Therefore I'll have the same as Kanade-chan,
the back of my hand.
[12:54] Inukai
Gotcha.
[12:56] Inukai
Take a moment to savor this kiss of mine...
[13:03] Himuro
Thank you, Kosuke-kun!
[13:05] Himuro
I felt... absolutely nothing!
[13:07] Inukai
That's a lovely smile
and a horrible comment!
SIGN Experiment 4: Himuro - Kanade Pair
[13:16] Kanade
It's really... a long time, isn't it?
Thirty seconds...
[13:20] Himuro
You just start feeling the
urge to laugh, don't you?
[13:26] Kanade
Um... Himuro-senpai?
[13:29] Kanade
Your hand. Why...?
[13:32] Himuro
I-I'm sorry!
[13:35] Himuro
You see, I...
[13:38] Himuro
I've never had any friends
of the same gender as me.
[13:42] Himuro
Maybe it's my personality.
[13:44] Himuro
I've just never been able to
fit into groups of girls.
[13:47] Himuro
There wasn't a single one I felt close to.
[13:50] Himuro
That's why, when you treat me like
a friend, it makes me so happy.
[13:54] Himuro
I thought, it's sort of like
having a little sister...
[13:57] Himuro
I'm sorry.
[13:59] Kanade
Himuro-senpai!
[14:02] Kanade
Right now... I think I could kiss you!
[14:06] Himuro
What?
[14:07] Kanade
Me, too.
I've always wanted an older sister.
[14:11] Himuro
Kanade-chan...
[14:17] Himuro
What is this? What is this? What is this?
[14:19] Kanade
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
[14:20] Kanade
This is super embarrassing!
So absolutely embarrassing!
SIGN Experiment 5: Yukimura - Kosuke Pair
[14:28] Inukai
Thirty seconds sure is long.
[14:31] Yukimura
You just start feeling the
urge to kill yourself.
[14:33] Inukai
Are we seriously gonna kiss?
[14:36] Yukimura
The experiment is necessary.
It cannot be avoided!
[14:39] Inukai
All right!
[14:40] Inukai
Inukai Kosuke's gonna show
you how manly he is!
[14:43] Yukimura
I will end this in a split second!
Grit your teeth and take it!
[14:50] Inukai
Research sure is rough, isn't it?
[14:53] Yukimura
Kosuke, let me ask just one thing...
[14:57] Yukimura
What did you do during
your experiment with Himuro.
[15:00] Inukai
J-Just a kiss on the hand.
[15:03] Yukimura
Was that all? There wasn't
anything else, was there?
[15:05] Inukai
N-No, there wasn't!
SIGN Experiment 6: Yukimura - Ibarada Pair
[15:10] Ibarada
Yukimura...
[15:12] Ibarada
Will you kiss me here?
[15:14] Yukimura
I will not!
[15:15] Ibarada
Yukimura-kun, close your eyes.
[15:18] Yukimura
Unhand me! Get lost!
[15:19] Ibarada
Can't do that. We have to kiss.
[15:22] Ibarada
You need something to compare
Himuro to, don't you?
[15:27] Yukimura
In the event that irrational comparisons
[15:29] Yukimura
threaten to corrupt the
results of an experiment,
[15:31] Yukimura
there is no need to engage in them.
[15:33] Ibarada
And who determines whether
or not they're irrational?
[15:36] Ibarada
Besides, romantic emotions are
irrational to begin with, aren't they?
[15:41] Yukimura
She's so eloquent, it's nearly
impossible to out talk this woman.
[15:44] Yukimura
In which case, there's only one method!
[15:50] Ibarada
Wait...
[15:54] Ibarada
How slow a runner are you, exactly?
[15:57] Yukimura
You think... you're one to talk?
SIGN Experiment 7: Ibarada - Kosuke Pair
[16:02] Ibarada
If you get a 5-star out of the 10-pull gacha,
you can kiss me wherever you want.
[16:06] Ibarada
If you don't, you kiss my foot.
[16:08] Inukai
Who's gonna do what?
You just watch my tremendous luck!
[16:11] Inukai
Okay! Draw!
SIGN Experiment 8: Kanade - Kosuke Pair
[16:14] Kanade
I know it's late to say this, but we
really picked a difficult lab to join.
[16:18] Kanade
What are they making us do?
[16:21] Inukai
I did hear rumors that
the Ikeda lab was crazy.
[16:25] Kanade
It's even more insane than expected.
[16:28] Kanade
Oh, right. We can just do
an indirect kiss, right?
SIGN Experiment 9: Yukimura - Himuro Pair
[16:37] Yukimura
We've finally managed to
reach the final experiment.
[16:40] Himuro
Sorry to keep you waiting, Yukimura-kun.
[16:44] Yukimura
Uh, sure...
[16:47] Yukimura
Are you ready?
[16:48] Himuro
Yes. I'm okay to go any time.
[16:54] Yukimura
Still, to think a kiss was
something this difficult...
[16:58] Himuro
Once we've cleared this,
[17:00] Himuro
it will have brought us one step closer
to proving our love, don't you think?
[17:04] Yukimura
You're really all right with this?
[17:06] Yukimura
Having to kiss a man as part
of a verification process.
[17:12] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[17:14] Himuro
Right now... I'm sort of happy.
[17:17] Himuro
It's so beautiful here. And quiet.
[17:20] Himuro
It's just you and me, alone together.
[17:22] Himuro
It really is a lovely atmosphere.
[17:25] Himuro
This place showed a high mood value,
[17:27] Himuro
and it's substantiating that finding.
[17:29] Himuro
The process we built together...
[17:32] Himuro
it was right!
[17:36] Himuro
Right now, I feel like I could do anything!
[17:44] Yukimura
Wh-What is this atmosphere?
SIGN Mood Value
[17:47] Yukimura
Himuro looks 1.8 times more
beautiful than normal.
[17:52] Yukimura
Is this the effect of the "mood"?
[17:54] Yukimura
Right. Time to begin.
[18:00] Himuro
Oh... Um...
[18:02] Himuro
G-Go slowly... please... Okay?
[18:09] Yukimura
Now. I can't let this mood slip away.
SIGN Mood Value
[18:25] Yukimura
A-A helicopter?!
[18:27] Yukimura
If the noise level exceeds 70 decibels,
the mood plummets drastically!
[18:31] Himuro
Yukimura-kun! The mood value is...
[18:33] Yukimura
This is not an issue.
[18:34] Yukimura
Once the helicopter passes,
the noise level will subside.
[18:37] Yukimura
If we stay like this and gaze at each other,
[18:39] Yukimura
the mood value should increase again!
[18:42] Himuro
Th-That's true.
SIGN Mood Value
[18:45] Yukimura
Right. Now, if we just wait 30 seconds...
[18:49] Yukimura
Oh, no! The sun set!
[18:52] Yukimura
There are no lights on the roof!
[18:54] Yukimura
No. I thought this might happen, so...
[18:57] Yukimura
I prepared a fashionable candle!
[19:00] Yukimura
This should achieve the highest
value for brightness!
[19:06] Kanade
Um...
[19:07] Kanade
Himuro-senpai! Yukimura-senpai!
Have you... finished?
[19:12] Kanade
Oh. Sorry if you haven't yet...
SIGN Mood Value
[19:16] Yukimura
When there's a third party...
[19:18] Yukimura
the mood drops by negative
ten thousand points!
[19:21] Manager
Sorry to interrupt. I'd like to lock
up the roof before it gets dark.
[19:26] Yukimura
Now there's another one!
[19:27] Ikeda
Oh? This is where you two have been?
[19:31] Yukimura
And now we even have an
overabundance of muscle!
[19:33] Yukimura
Curses! Is this the end?
[19:36] Yukimura
There is no hope of restoring the mood.
[19:38] Yukimura
This experiment was a failure.
[19:41] Yukimura
Our carefully detailed plan...
[19:43] Yukimura
The theory we devoted so
much time to composing...
[19:47] Himuro
Oh, honestly!
[19:49] Himuro
I don't care about "mood" anymore!
Hurry up and kiss me!
[19:52] Yukimura
Y-You're the one who said
"mood" was necessary!
[19:56] Himuro
Your execution is entirely too poor!
[19:58] Yukimura
I-It's not my fault the mood value dropped!
[20:01] Himuro
Well, no, but...
[20:01] Ibarada
Oh, dear...
[20:03] Manager
Oops. Did I barge in on a young couple?
[20:06] Ikeda
Apparently, those two aren't dating.
[20:10] Manager
What? But they're so insistent
about needing to kiss...
[20:13] Himuro
At this rate, we will never be able to kiss!
[20:16] Yukimura
Well, I don't want to give up, either!
[20:18] Yukimura
But, what do you mean to
do about this mood value?
[20:20] Himuro
W-Well, I mean...
[20:23] Himuro
It might be an experiment,
but it's my first, so...
[20:25] Himuro
if I have to, I'd prefer
a wonderful kiss, but...
[20:29] Himuro
I don't know anything about romance,
so it just isn't possible for me.
[20:33] Himuro
All the other experiments we
performed will go to waste.
[20:36] Himuro
We just need to hurry up and do it.
[20:40] Himuro
Come on. Quickly.
[20:56] Yukimura
For today...
[20:58] Yukimura
I've chosen a spot that seems like
it would cause the least damage.
[21:01] Yukimura
"It isn't possible for me"?
[21:04] Yukimura
Don't base decisions on supposition.
[21:09] Yukimura
One day...
[21:10] Yukimura
I will...
[21:12] Yukimura
give you a kiss of the
highest theoretical value.
[21:16] Yukimura
Just you wait.
[21:20] Himuro
I will.
[21:23] Kanade
What are they making us watch?
[22:57] Kanade
These are the findings.
[22:58] Kanade
In the kissing experiment,
[23:00] Kanade
the pair with the greatest change
in vitals, the best pair is...
[23:07] Kanade
the Yukimura-Ibarada pair.
SIGN Shock!
SIGN Yukimura - Ibarada Pair
SIGN Yukimura - Kosuke Pair
SIGN Himuro - Yukimura Pair
SIGN Himuro - Kanade Pair
SIGN Ibarada - Kosuke Pair
[23:15] Himuro
I couldn't even measure up to Kosuke-kun...
[23:17] Yukimura
That can't be!
[23:19] Inukai
That doesn't make me happy at all.
[23:21] Yukimura
Hang on, Ibarada!
[23:22] Yukimura
No matter how you think about it,
it's all because we ran around like that!
[23:26] Yukimura
You've got to be kidding me!
[23:30] Kanade
What was the point of this experiment?
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 7
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Drinking Party.
[23:35] Ikeda
Next time, Proof 7.
[23:37] Ikeda
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Drinking Party."
E7 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Having a Drinking Party.
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[00:00] Students
Good work today!
[00:02] Kanade
A drinking party.
[00:03] Kanade
An indispensable and much-anticipated
event in college life.
[00:07] Kanade
Talking with people you get along with.
[00:10] Kanade
Your first alcoholic drink.
[00:11] Kanade
And...
[00:13] Handsome guy
Kanade-chan, your face is all red.
[00:16] Kanade
Is it? I'm not very good with alcohol...
[00:20] Handsome guy
You okay? What do you say the two
of us go talk somewhere or something?
[00:24] Kanade
All right.
[00:26] Kanade
...wonderful encounters!
[00:28] Yukimura
Are you all right, Kanade?
[00:30] Yukimura
Shall we discuss prime numbers or something?
[00:34] Himuro; background
It's amazing they solved the Poincaré
conjecture without using topology.
[00:37] Kanade
Though that kind of thing...
[00:38] Ikeda; background
I agree.
[00:38] Kanade
isn't something you could ever
hope for here in the Ikeda lab...
[00:39] Ikeda; background
Their thinking in using Thurston's
geometrization conjecture was truly beautiful.
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Proof 7
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Drinking Party.
[02:16] everyone
Good work today!
[02:18] Ikeda
This school year is half over,
[02:20] Ikeda
and we've arrived at this year's
summer vacation, have we?
[02:24] Inukai
I'm finally free.
[02:26] Ikeda
Oh, that's right. Kosuke-kun, you had to
retake computational theory, didn't you?
[02:30] Ikeda
Did you do all right on the test?
[02:32] Inukai
Huh?
[02:33] Inukai
I-I think I probably did fine...
[02:36] Kanade
Today, we're having a party to celebrate
the end of first semester classes.
[02:40] Kanade
In the Ikeda lab, we don't
go to a restaurant,
[02:43] Kanade
we have the party in the lab.
[02:46] Kanade
We all go shopping together...
[02:47] Kanade
Pick out the alcohol...
[02:49] Yukimura
One more can should fit in here.
[02:51] Himuro
Haven't you heard of the
sphere packing problem?
[02:53] Himuro
Packing them like this is
the most efficient method.
[02:56] Kanade
Order pizza...
[03:00] Inukai
Yes! Iberico ham! This is awesome!
[03:03] Ibarada
Really...?
[03:04] Kanade
The pizza toppings are
chosen using a randomized
[03:07] Kanade
selection program we've made
ourselves. It's tradition.
[03:10] Kanade
Everyone brings in things they like.
[03:12] Kanade
We eat and drink...
[03:13] Kanade
It's a relaxed kind of drinking
party, like being at home.
[03:16] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai, would you
like some too? Wait, huh?
[03:20] Kanade
Senpai, you don't drink?
[03:23] Yukimura
I don't really like it.
[03:24] Kanade
I see...
[03:25] Yukimura
Alcohol dulls the workings of the mind.
[03:29] Yukimura
Why would anyone choose to
purposely proceed towards idiocy?
[03:32] Kanade
W-Well...
[03:34] Himuro
Opinion is divided on the moderate
consumption of alcohol, isn't it?
[03:38] Himuro
Though, I suppose it just shows that
Yukimura-kun is still just a child.
[03:42] Yukimura
And you should exercise moderation.
[03:45] Yukimura
If you get any dumber it would
be a very serious matter.
[03:47] Kanade
They sure get along well.
[03:50] Ibarada
Oh, right. Kanade, you weren't at the
party we had in April, were you?
[03:55] Kanade
That's right. Actually, this is
my first party here in the lab.
[03:59] Ibarada
Last time was a disaster.
[04:02] Ibarada
Torasuke went off and drank
way too much spirytus, and—
[04:05] Inukai
Hey! Pipsqueak woman!
[04:07] Inukai
Looks like you're out of alcohol!
[04:08] Inukai
Shall I pour you some more?
[04:11] Inukai
All right!
[04:12] Inukai
I have wiped last time from my memory!
[04:15] Inukai
Let's get this party started!
[04:17] Ibarada
That's how people are
at the soccer club drinking parties.
[04:21] Ibarada
It makes him stick out here, though.
[04:25] Inukai
Now, then. Shall we do that old standard?
[04:29] Inukai
The Yamanote line game!
[04:33] Kanade
Um... 101!
[04:35] Himuro
113.
[04:37] Ibarada
131.
[04:40] Yukimura
179.
[04:43] Yukimura
What's this, Kosuke?
[04:44] Yukimura
You can't remember a single one of
the prime numbers up to 358?
[04:48] Inukai
How'm I supposed to know those?
[04:50] Inukai
How can you pop out prime numbers like that?
SIGN Prime Number Yamanote Line Game
[04:53] Rikekuma
The prime number Yamanote line game!
[04:56] Rikekuma
Among science-type drinking parties,
this may or may not be a standard.
[05:01] Rikekuma
The rules are simple.
[05:03] Rikekuma
You go in order, naming prime numbers,
[05:05] Rikekuma
and whoever gets stuck or gives an answer
that's already been given loses, bear.
[05:10] Rikekuma
However, it has to be a number
higher than the last,
[05:13] Rikekuma
and less than double the last answer,
as an additional challenge, bear.
[05:18] Rikekuma
If you're wondering why double...
[05:20] Rikekuma
it's because if you double any given prime,
[05:22] Rikekuma
there will always be at least one prime
between the first number and the doubled one.
[05:27] Rikekuma
Why is it that way, you ask?
SIGN The Bertrand–Chebyshev theorem
[05:29] Rikekuma
That's too much work to explain,
[05:32] Rikekuma
so go look up the Bertrand–Chebyshev
theorem for yourself, bear.
[05:35] Kanade
Um...
[05:37] Kanade
I don't quite understand, but...
[05:39] Kanade
Are prime numbers really that interesting?
[05:43] Yukimura
You...
[05:44] Yukimura
You're a science-type and you don't
understand the magnificence of prime numbers?
[05:48] Kanade
I'm sorry! I haven't studied enough!
SIGN Force of Impact
[05:53] Himuro
Don't snap because of something like that.
[05:55] Himuro
It's normal not to understand.
[05:59] Himuro
A number which cannot be divided
by anything but one and itself.
[06:02] Himuro
The "atoms" of numbers...
[06:03] Himuro
Prime numbers.
[06:04] Himuro
The rules behind their sequence
are a complete mystery.
[06:08] Himuro
"They are a code created by God."
[06:10] Himuro
"They are blueprint left by aliens."
[06:11] Himuro
There are some who believe such things.
[06:13] Himuro
It is a fact that in the natural world,
[06:16] Himuro
there are many laws which
involve prime numbers.
[06:18] Himuro
In America, in years that are prime,
great quantities of seminars on primes spring up.
[06:23] Himuro
Numerical formulas concerning
the way primes appear,
[06:26] Himuro
and the intervals between
big discoveries in nuclear energy
[06:29] Himuro
seem to coincide for some reason.
[06:31] Himuro
One problem involving unraveling
the mysteries of prime numbers
[06:34] Himuro
is the greatest unsolved problem
in the world of mathematics.
[06:37] Himuro
It's called the Riemann Hypothesis.
[06:40] Himuro
If you solve it, you receive
a prize of 1 million dollars.
[06:43] Kanade
One million dollars?!
[06:44] Himuro
As an aside, currently,
the highest known prime number
[06:48] Himuro
is 23,249,425 digits long.
SIGN Updated 12/21/2018!
24,862,048 digits!!
[06:53] Kanade
That's amazing!
[06:54] Himuro
Anyone who confirms a higher number
receives a prize of 3,000 dollars.
[06:57] Kanade
Wow...
[06:58] Kanade
But, Himuro-senpai,
[07:00] Kanade
it's amazing you can explain so
well when you've had a few drinks.
[07:04] Himuro
Of course I can.
[07:06] Himuro
At any given moment,
[07:07] Himuro
being dignified, calm, and intellectual...
[07:10] Himuro
is the "science-type" I hope to become.
SIGN minutes later.
SIGN minute later.
[07:16] Himuro
I wuv you, Yukimura-kun!
[07:19] Kanade
Intellectual...?
[07:21] Ibarada
Himuro does tend to
suddenly get super drunk.
[07:25] Ibarada
I'm so happy for you.
Your love's been proven.
[07:28] Yukimura
You can't use the words
of a drunk as reference!
[07:31] Yukimura
That's why I said to exercise moderation.
[07:34] Yukimura
This is exactly why alcohol is...
[07:36] Himuro
Say, say, Yukimura-kun...
[07:38] Yukimura
Uh... What?
[07:40] Himuro
A kiss of the highest
theoretical value... please.
[07:43] Yukimura
Wha?
[07:44] Yukimura
I-I can't right now.
[07:47] Yukimura
Trying to increase the mood
value here would be...
[07:49] Himuro
Why not?
[07:50] Himuro
Do it! Do it!
[07:52] ---
Yukimura-kun!
[07:52] Yukimura
Are you a child?
[07:54] Kanade
I never expected Himuro-senpai to
be like this when she gets drunk...
[07:58] Kanade
Drink really does drive men mad...
[08:01] Kanade
Kosuke-kun,
[08:02] Kanade
you should be careful not to act like you're
with club members and drink too much...
[08:05] Inukai
I'm gonna marry Ena-chan!
[08:07] Kanade
You, too?!
[08:09] Ibarada
Sometimes when Torasuke drinks too much,
[08:12] Ibarada
he reverts back to about first grade.
[08:15] Inukai
Ena-chan, you won't move away?
[08:17] Inukai
You really won't move away?
[08:18] Ibarada
Yes, yes. I'm not going anywhere.
[08:21] Ibarada
I'll stay with you forever.
[08:23] Inukai
Yay!
[08:31] Yukimura
What's so funny, Kanade?!
[08:33] Kanade
Nothing. It's just your parties
here are kind of nice.
[08:38] Kanade
Everyone does whatever they want.
[08:40] Kanade
They go crazy however they like.
[08:43] Kanade
And... I'm a little jealous of that...
[08:47] Kanade
I still can't...
SIGN minutes later.
SIGN minute later.
SIGN minutes later.
[08:50] Kanade
Quit flirting all day every day,
you ridiculous couple!
[08:54] Yukimura
So she's a berserker-type, too, then.
[08:57] Kanade
What do you mean "proof of love"?
[09:00] Kanade
Do you know how many people want
someone to be with and can't find anyone?!
[09:04] Yukimura
Kanade... Let's calm down a little...
[09:06] Kanade
Stop talking!
[09:08] Kanade
You know, I just wanted to be like a normal
girl and have a normal love, but...
[09:14] Himuro
I wuv you, too, Kanade-chan!
[09:16] Yukimura
Well... Seeing as it's you,
I'm sure you can.
[09:19] Yukimura
For right now, have some water.
[09:21] Kanade
I said, stop talking!
[09:26] Kanade
I wanted to be a normal girl, you know?!
[09:29] Kanade
Not some gorilla girl who reflexively
attacks people standing behind her!
[09:34] Kanade
Otherwise, back in high school,
that never would have...
[09:42] Yukimura
What on earth happened to her?
[09:45] Kanade
...so I don't care about me anymore.
[09:49] Kanade
I read the atmosphere, blend
in with my surroundings...
[09:52] Kanade
Being "normal"... is best.
[10:08] Yukimura
Ridiculous.
[10:21] Himuro
Imagine me, of all people,
drinking too much...
[10:24] Himuro
Starting partway through, I don't
have any memory of what happened...
[10:27] Kanade
Me neither.
[10:28] Inukai
I have the feeling I did
something crazy, but...
[10:31] Ibarada
Well, not remembering would
be the prudent thing to do.
[10:36] Yukimura
As I thought, not imbibing alcohol
was the correct course of action.
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Science-type Cinderella
[10:46] Himuro
Once upon a time,
[10:48] Himuro
there was a science-type
girl called Cinderella.
[10:52] Stepmother
Are you listening, Cinderella?
[10:54] Stepmother
We are going to the ball. You clean
the house from top to bottom.
[11:00] Stepmother
Clean every nook and cranny,
until no speck of dust remains.
[11:04] Himuro-Cinderella
A moment, Mother.
[11:06] Himuro-Cinderella
Your extravagant merrymaking is putting
a strain on our family finances.
[11:10] Himuro-Cinderella
And, based on your appearances
and the size of your clothing,
[11:15] Himuro-Cinderella
in terms of cost-performance, I conjecture
it would be better to send me.
[11:20] Stepmother
S-Silence!
[11:22] Himuro
With a single wave of the
fairy godmother's wand...
[11:29] Himuro
in the blink of an eye, a beautiful
dress and pumpkin carriage appeared.
[11:35] Ibarada-witch
You should take those and head to the ball.
[11:38] Ibarada-witch
Oh. By the way, it's only effective
until midnight. Good luck with it.
[11:42] Himuro-Cinderella
This is amazing! What kind
of system are you using?
[11:45] Himuro-Cinderella
What about the law of conservation of mass?
[11:48] Ibarada-witch
You know of a few things
yourself, don't you?
[11:51] Himuro-Cinderella
What?
[11:52] Ibarada-witch
Phenomena to which the law of
conservation of mass doesn't apply.
[11:57] Himuro-Cinderella
It can't be...!
[11:59] Himuro-Cinderella
A... nuclear... reaction?
[12:11] Yukimura-Prince
What an intellectual-looking...
[12:13] Yukimura-Prince
Will you dance with me?
[12:16] Himuro-Cinderella
Of course, my prince.
[12:27] Yukimura-Prince
What's wrong?
[12:28] Himuro-Cinderella
I'm sorry, my prince!
[12:30] Himuro-Cinderella
I have to go back!
[12:34] Himuro-Cinderella
Before 12:00:56 Greenwich Mean Time!
[12:38] Yukimura-Prince
What?!
[12:39] Himuro-Cinderella
Because the fairy godmother told me that the
condition was "before the clock strikes midnight."
[12:43] Himuro-Cinderella
Each strike of the bell takes approximately
6.5-7 seconds. Repeated eight times...
[12:46] Himuro-Cinderella
gives the 56 seconds!
[12:49] Yukimura-Prince
Please, wait!
[12:58] Yukimura-Prince
Who was she?
[13:01] Servant
My prince, do not be too disheartened.
[13:03] Servant
If you look for a woman whose foot
fits that glass slipper perfectly...
[13:07] Yukimura-Prince
Contact the National Forensic Science
Research Center immediately!
[13:10] Yukimura-Prince
Thoroughly investigate the
inner surfaces of this shoe.
[13:13] Yukimura-Prince
Conduct DNA comparisons!
[13:15] Yukimura-Prince
To all the women in the kingdom,
[13:17] Yukimura-Prince
issue a proclamation ordering them
to submit somatic cell samples!
[13:19] Servants
That's our prince for you!
[13:21] Himuro
From the skin cells discovered in the
glass slippers, DNA was extracted.
[13:26] Himuro
Using a list of possible culprits and the
somatic cell samples that had been collected,
[13:29] Himuro
inquiries were conducted.
[13:33] Himuro
In this way, Cinderella was soon
reunited with her prince.
[13:38] Himuro
It was truly a victory for modern science.
[13:42] Kanade
Hold on a minute!
[13:44] Himuro
Kanade-chan? Did you have a question?
[13:47] Kanade
Um... I'm not even sure where to start...
[13:50] Kanade
If I had to say how all of this started...
[13:54] (Flashback) Ibarada
Torasuke's gotta be asleep.
[13:57] (Flashback) Yukimura
There's no helping it.
[13:58] (Flashback) Yukimura
Shall we start with just us then?
[14:00] (Flashback) Yukimura
As for the timekeeper... Kanade, you do it.
[14:03] (Flashback) Kanade
All right.
[14:05] (Flashback) Yukimura
The round-robin kiss experiment
we conducted last time,
[14:07] (Flashback) Yukimura
and the accompanying mood
quantification experiment,
[14:10] (Flashback) Yukimura
have progressed our research tremendously.
[14:13] (Flashback) Yukimura
However, for this research
to develop further,
[14:15] (Flashback) Yukimura
we will need even more data than before.
[14:18] (Flashback) Yukimura
Which is why, in order to find
ways to find proof of love,
[14:21] (Flashback) Yukimura
I'd like everyone to offer ideas
and examine them from all angles.
[14:24] (Flashback) Kanade
I have one!
[14:25] (Flashback) Kanade
What if we look at romantic
movies, dramas and the like,
[14:30] (Flashback) Kanade
and imitate the frequently found situations?
[14:32] (Flashback) Kanade
We might suddenly be struck by something
that could lead to proving love.
[14:36] (Flashback) Yukimura
If we use creative works as references,
can we really hope to find realistic data?
[14:40] (Flashback) Yukimura
To begin with, contemporary television
does not investigate its sources,
[14:44] (Flashback) Yukimura
and, in some cases, still broadcasts
the information as truth.
[14:47] (Flashback) Yukimura
The credibility of informational
media is suspect.
[14:51] (Flashback) Yukimura
From the many informational media sources,
[14:53] (Flashback) Yukimura
individuals should make their own
decisions based on diverse...
[14:56] (Flashback) Kanade
Oh.
[14:57] (Flashback) Kanade
This is an "I don't watch
TV" kind of thing, isn't it?
[15:00] (Flashback) Kanade
Then, what about romantic novels?
[15:03] (Flashback) Kanade
Of the romantic novels you've read,
[15:05] (Flashback) Kanade
are there any situations
we could use as reference?
[15:08] (Flashback) Kanade
Huh? Well, um...
[15:10] (Flashback) Kanade
Uh...
[15:12] (Flashback) Ibarada
Then what about fairy tales?
[15:14] (Flashback) Ibarada
"Snow White," "The Little Mermaid"...
That kind of thing.
[15:18] (Flashback) Ibarada
Even you must know those, right?
[15:20] (Flashback) Kanade
That's way too juvenile, isn't it?
[15:23] (Flashback) Yukimura
Fairy tales meant for children, is it?
[15:26] (Flashback) Yukimura
But, in this particular case,
it might not be a bad method.
[15:29] (Flashback) Kanade
Huh? You're okay with this?
[15:31] (Flashback) Yukimura
For example, Snow White is
woken from a sleep caused
[15:35] (Flashback) Yukimura
by a poison apple by a passing
prince and they are married.
[15:38] (Flashback) Yukimura
The two had just met. How could they
have arrived at romantic love?
[15:43] (Flashback) Yukimura
If we inspect the primary
factors leading to that,
[15:45] (Flashback) Yukimura
in due course, we will find proof of love.
[15:47] (Flashback) Kanade
You know. I think it's because
they're a princess and prince.
[15:51] (Flashback) Himuro
It's true. Kanade-chan has a point.
[15:55] (Flashback) Himuro
But if we analyze it from
a different perspective,
[15:57] (Flashback) Himuro
we might make a new discovery.
[16:00] (Flashback) Himuro
For example, in the case of Cinderella...
[16:03] Himuro
...which is why,
[16:05] Himuro
from a contemporary perspective,
[16:07] Himuro
the events of "Cinderella" might unfold in
this manner, I think it's valid to say.
[16:10] Kanade
I know we're analyzing it, but why
did you make red marks in the story?
[16:14] Himuro
Huh? Oh. There were things
that bothered me...
[16:17] Yukimura
It's true, as Himuro has indicated,
[16:20] Yukimura
there are several unrealistic
points in "Cinderella."
[16:23] Kanade
Of course there are! It's fiction!
[16:27] Kanade
Um...
[16:28] Kanade
The agenda today was,
"Let's find proof of love!"
[16:32] Kanade
It wasn't about pointing out
weirdness in fairy tales.
[16:36] Ibarada
But if it were "Kaguya-hime,"
what would happen?
[16:40] Himuro
Well, let's see.
If it were "Kaguya-hime," then...
SIGN Science-type Kaguya-hime
[16:46] Himuro
Once upon a time,
[16:48] Himuro
there lived a science-type man
called Okina the bamboo cutter.
[16:53] Himuro
One day, in a bamboo grove...
[16:56] Yukimura-Okina
What's this?
[16:57] Yukimura-Okina
Is it some kind of bioluminescence?
[17:01] Himuro
And there laid a small,
beautiful science-type girl!
[17:05] Himuro
Okina rejoiced greatly.
[17:07] Yukimura-Okina
A tiny human approximately
10 centimeters in height!
[17:10] Yukimura-Okina
This is an historical taxonomical discovery!
[17:13] Yukimura-Okina
I'm not lying! I'll bring
it with me immediately!
[17:16] Yukimura-Okina
Should I put it in formaldehyde?
[17:19] Himuro
She was given the name Kaguya-hime,
[17:22] Himuro
and she soon grew into a
beautiful science-type woman.
[17:26] Himuro
Rumors of her drew many suitors
to the beautiful young lady.
SIGN When n≥3, prove that x, y, z cannot be positive whole numbers.
SIGN =
[17:32] Himuro-Kaguya
Now, I will marry any intellectual
who can solve this problem.
SIGN Suitor who isn't good at math
[17:37] Suitor A
A math problem?
[17:38] Suitor B
Okay. All I need to do is ask
the mathematician next door!
SIGN Suitor who's average at math
[17:41] Suitor C
This woman has no intention of marrying!
SIGN Suitor who's average at math
SIGN Suitor who is good at math
[17:51] Himuro-Kaguya
I'm sorry, Okina-kun.
[17:54] Himuro-Kaguya
I must return to the moon.
[17:57] Yukimura-Okina
This can't be true.
[17:58] Yukimura-Okina
Organisms can live there?
[18:04] Himuro-Kaguya
Farewell, Okina-kun!
[18:05] background
Three... two... one...
[18:06] Yukimura-Okina
W-Wait, please!
[18:08] background
Ignition.
[18:16] Yukimura-Okina
Kaguya-hime!
[18:21] Himuro
And so Kaguya-hime returned to the moon.
SIGN When n≥3, prove that x, y, z cannot be positive whole numbers.
SIGN =
[18:26] Himuro
But this problem Kaguya-hime and
Pierre de Fermat left behind
[18:29] Himuro
was one that even the most
brilliant couldn't solve.
[18:33] Himuro
Time passed, and then in 1955,
[18:36] Himuro
here in the land where
Kaguya-hime once lived,
[18:38] Himuro
two Japanese mathematicians had a great
impact on the solving of this problem.
SIGN Shimura Gorou
SIGN Taniyama Yutaka
[18:45] Himuro
Now, the history of number
theory begins to move again...
SIGN Fermat's Last Theorem
The Problem of an Era・A 360 year battle The bafflement continues
[18:49] Kanade
Right. There is no continuation.
That's the end. We're done.
[18:54] Kanade
Oh! And that's time, too, so...
[18:57] Kanade
We'll end the discussion here.
[19:00] Kanade
Good work everyone.
[19:02] Kanade
Today's romance research
made... zero progress.
[19:06] Kanade
But it might be all right
to have days like this, too.
[19:10] Yukimura
Kaguya-hime became a woman of
marriageable age in three months, correct?
[19:15] Yukimura
If we suppose that age to be 18 years, then
[19:17] Yukimura
her maturation speed is
72 times that of humans.
[19:21] Himuro
Hold on, Yukimura-kun.
[19:23] Himuro
When you consider the time
period in which it's set,
[19:25] Himuro
a marriageable age isn't eighteen.
[19:28] Himuro
An age of 15 would be more appropriate.
[19:30] Yukimura
Which would make the speed of
maturation 60 times normal.
[19:34] Yukimura
At any rate, she shouldn't
have returned to the moon.
[19:37] Yukimura
She should have been examined as a specimen.
SIGN Bonus.
SIGN Science-type Crane Returns a Favor
[21:13] Himuro
Once upon a time,
[21:15] Himuro
on a cold winter's day,
[21:17] Himuro
a lone, penniless science-type man
found a crane caught in a trap.
[21:22] Yukimura-Man
That's a Japanese crane.
[21:24] Yukimura-Man
I thought it was supposed to
be an endangered species...
[21:26] Himuro
To preserve the ecosystem,
he helped it and set it free.
[21:30] Himuro
That night...
[21:32] Himuro-Woman
Is anyone there?
[21:35] Yukimura-Man
Who is it?
[21:36] Himuro-Woman
I've lost my way.
[21:39] Himuro-Woman
Might I stay here for a while?
[21:42] Himuro
There stood a very beautiful woman.
[21:46] Himuro
As the science-type man had
built up no immunity to women,
[21:48] Himuro
he was greatly astonished.
[21:50] Yukimura-Man
To think I'm alone with
such a beautiful woman!
[21:53] Yukimura-Man
I have no idea what to talk about!
[21:56] Himuro
Hesitantly, the science-type man
[21:58] Himuro
began to speak about Zermelo's
axiom of choice with the woman.
[22:02] Himuro
For some reason, the woman listened with
what seemed to be great enjoyment.
[22:06] Himuro
And then...
[22:07] Himuro-Woman
I am going to use a loom
in this room to weave.
[22:10] Himuro-Woman
Please, don't ever peek in here.
[22:14] Himuro
After saying that, the woman
closed herself in the room.
[22:17] Himuro
Three days later, she had completed a
piece of incredibly beautiful fabric.
[22:24] Yukimura-Man
A-Are you all right?
[22:27] Himuro-Woman
Because it's for you, I did my best.
[22:30] Himuro
After that, the woman continued to weave,
SIGN Popular
SIGN 1580x300 pixels
Super high definition printed fabric
[22:33] Himuro
and the beautiful fabric sold
for an incredibly high price.
[22:37] Yukimura-Man
How is she managing to weave
things with such high precision?
[22:43] Yukimura-Man
An air jet loom?!
[22:46] Himuro-Woman
So, you've seen...
SIGN Main Nozzle
[22:48] Himuro-Woman
The thread and compressed air
are shot from the main nozzle.
SIGN Lead
SIGN Warp threads
[22:51] Himuro-Woman
It's a system which allows for
rapid weaving without a shuttle.
SIGN Weft threads
SIGN Auxiliary sub-nozzles
[22:55] Himuro-Woman
I have actualized a mechanism which
allows 1000 weft threads a minute.
[22:58] Himuro-Woman
I was worried about the power supply,
[23:01] Himuro-Woman
but I managed to solve that by melting snow
[23:03] Himuro-Woman
and installing a
hydroelectric power generator.
[23:05] Yukimura-Man
You're incredible!
[23:06] Himuro-Woman
I'm sorry for hiding it.
[23:09] Himuro-Woman
The truth is, I'm a science-type woman...
[23:11] Himuro-Woman
And now that you know what
kind of woman I am...
[23:15] Yukimura-Man
What intellect...
[23:17] Yukimura-Man
Will you marry me?
[23:19] Himuro-Woman
What?
[23:19] Himruo
And so, the science-type man
and woman were married.
[23:22] Himuro
Later, their improved air jet loom
[23:26] Himuro
caused a revolution in the
weaving and textiles industry.
[23:28] Himuro
They became very wealthy
and lived happily...
SIGN The End.
[23:32] Himuro
ever after.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 8
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried to Gather Proof of Love.
[23:35] Ibarada
Next time, Proof 8.
[23:36] Ibarada
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried to Gather Proof of Love."
E8 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried to Gather Evidence of Love
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SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Gone Home
SIGN 4th dimension
SIGN In Lab
SIGN Rm 507
SIGN On Campus
SIGN Lecture Hall
[01:32] Ikeda
Really, you really saved
me there, Ibarada-kun.
SIGN Proof 8
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried to Gather Evidence of Love.
[01:35] Ikeda
Thanks to you, I wasn't late
to the department meeting.
[01:39] Ibarada
Won't you please buy an alarm clock that
won't break when you hit it already?
[01:45] Inukai
Blast it!
[01:47] Inukai
No measly CPU is gonna...
[01:49] Inukai
Take this!
[01:51] Inukai
I died!
[01:54] Ikeda
Kosuke-kun,
[01:55] Ikeda
what are you doing?
[01:58] Ikeda
Brace yourself!
[02:02] Ikeda
Oh! Using a star there isn't playing fair!
[02:04] Inukai
You've still got a lot to learn, Professor!
[02:06] Ibarada
You're the one who has a lot to learn.
[02:10] Inukai
It's not possible...
[02:12] Ikeda
Ibarada-kun.
[02:13] Ikeda
Couldn't you show a little more
consideration for this frail elder?
[02:16] Ibarada
Say that again once you've gotten frail.
[02:20] Ikeda
Oh, right, Kosuke-kun.
[02:22] Ikeda
How is your research theme coming along?
[02:25] Inukai
Ack!
[02:27] Inukai
U-Um...
[02:32] Ikeda
Kosuke-kun...
[02:35] Ikeda
There is less than a month
left until the training camp.
[02:38] Ikeda
If you don't do something soon...
[02:41] Inukai
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Just spare my life!
[02:46] Ikeda
If you would just tell me your
situation, I could offer my support.
[02:51] Ikeda
Where are you stuck?
[02:54] Inukai
I just can't understand...
[02:59] Inukai
not the papers, not even my own future...
[03:03] Ikeda
Saying that with a despondent
expression doesn't really...
[03:06] Ibarada
So, basically, it's just
that Torasuke's an idiot.
[03:09] Inukai
No one asked you! Stop saying it so bluntly!
[03:13] Inukai
The upperclassmen here...
[03:14] Inukai
doesn't really need saying,
but they're all super skilled.
[03:18] Inukai
Every day, they do crazy hard
research like it's nothing.
[03:22] Inukai
Even Kanadecchi. In the end,
she's a real science-type girl.
[03:26] Inukai
But me? All the stuff everyone says...
[03:29] Inukai
I can't understand any of it!
[03:31] Inukai
In the first place,
what the heck are these things?
[03:33] Inukai
These university textbooks,
and theses, and stuff?
[03:35] Inukai
Polynomial-time. NP.
It's pointlessly abstract.
[03:39] Inukai
A bunch of crazy hard words and
formulas all stung together.
[03:41] Inukai
Instead of showing off how smart you are,
explain it so people can understand!
[03:45] Inukai
Unless you give me examples from dating
games or soccer, I can't comprehend it!
[03:50] Inukai
How's this stuff ever gonna
be useful in life?!
[03:54] Ibarada
Sounds just like a middle
schooler who can't do math.
[03:58] Inukai
I'm pretty sure that
[04:00] Inukai
I don't belong in this research lab...
[04:03] Ibarada
Then why don't you transfer
to a different lab?
[04:08] Ibarada
If you insist that you can't keep up,
[04:10] Ibarada
then that would be best for
all of us, wouldn't it?
[04:13] Inukai
What did you just say?
[04:18] Ikeda
Dear, dear. At this rate,
Kosuke-kun might actually transfer...
[04:22] Ikeda
What should I do...?
[04:24] Ikeda
Think!
[04:25] Ikeda
Think, me!
SIGN Rika Koi
Another
[04:28] Ikeda
In that case, Kosuke-kun...
[04:30] Ikeda
All those dating games...
[04:31] Ikeda
If there was an algorithm that could quickly
find the True End, would you research it?
[04:36] Inukai
I'd like to hear more about this in detail.
[04:38] Inukai
Wait. Seriously?
[04:40] Inukai
That kind of research counts?
[04:42] Ikeda
I just came up with it, and felt
like it might work, but...
[04:45] Ikeda
What do you think, Ibarada-kun?
[04:47] Ibarada
Well...
SIGN S
t
a
r
t
[04:50] Ibarada
In your average dating game,
SIGN Sure, let's go home!
SIGN Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
SIGN Of course I don't want to!
SIGN Hayami: "Want to walk home with me?"
[04:53] Ibarada
making choices is what
moves you forward, right?
[04:56] Inukai
Yeah.
[04:56] Ibarada
And, based on those choices,
the ending changes, right?
SIGN S t a r t
SIGN Ending
SIGN Paths
[05:00] Inukai
Yeah!
[05:00] Ibarada
For example, if you pick from three choices
a total of ten times in the game,
[05:06] Ibarada
you have 3 to the power of 10,
about 60,000 possible paths.
[05:11] Inukai
Oh...
[05:11] Ibarada
In a larger work with 50 choice screens,
there are about 7000,000 quintillion paths.
SIGN Ending
SIGN Paths
SIGN S
t
a
r
t
SIGN approx.
[05:16] Ibarada
Finding which combination
leads to the True End
[05:19] Ibarada
would be an exceedingly difficult problem.
SIGN Rika Koi
Another
[05:21] Ikeda
With a very large-scale game,
[05:23] Ikeda
finding the right route would be
difficult, even for a computer.
[05:26] Ikeda
Which means that dating games,
[05:28] Ikeda
according to computational complexity
theory, might be classed as NP-hard!
[05:33] Ikeda
Are dating games NP-hard?
[05:36] Ikeda
Does a particularly effective
method of exploration exist?
[05:39] Ikeda
This would be wonderful
computer science research!
[05:43] Inukai
I-I could do that?
[05:45] Inukai
Researching games like that...
[05:47] Ikeda
Recently, games like Manio and Pac-Mon
[05:50] Ikeda
have been proven to be
NP-hard in various papers.
[05:54] Ibarada
Same with Punyo Punyo, Totris,
and other games where stuff drops.
[05:57] Inukai
For real?
[05:59] Inukai
If I could complete this research,
[06:01] Inukai
no matter how epic or
complicated the game is,
[06:04] Inkuai
I could instantly find which
route makes Aika happiest.
[06:07] Inkuai
Is that what it means?
[06:09] Inukai
No matter which erotic game I play,
[06:10] Inukai
I could instantly collect every CG scene?
[06:14] Ikeda
I suspect that would be
impossible, however...
[06:17] Ikeda
something very close to that
[06:20] Ikeda
could be possible.
[06:23] Ikeda
One more thing...
[06:25] Ikeda
Kosuke-kun, you like soccer, don't you?
[06:28] Ikeda
Do you know about the top players
shooting free kicks with no spin?
[06:32] Inukai
Of course.
[06:33] Inukai
Those crazy-amazing shots that
wobble unpredictably, right?
[06:35] Ikeda
Apparently, they move that way because
of chaotic air currents, or turbulence.
[06:42] Inukai
Really?
[06:43] Ikeda
Chaos theory, which explains the
creation of turbulence, is...
[06:47] Ibarada
My field of study.
[06:50] Inukai
What?!
[06:52] Ikeda
Truth is, Kosuke-kun,
even among the things you love,
[06:56] Ikeda
you can find lots of science
tucked away within them.
[07:00] Inukai
A...
[07:01] Inukai
All right!
[07:03] Inukai
Whoops! Can't just sit around now.
[07:07] Ibarada
It's really all self-interest
with you, isn't it?
[07:09] Ibarada
Just a second ago,
you were ready to quit the lab.
[07:12] Inukai
No one's talking to you!
[07:14] Inukai
I'm sure you're just feeling relieved that
the man you've fallen for isn't leav—
[07:18] Ibarada
No.
[07:19] Ibarada
No, no, no. So very much not that.
[07:22] Inukai
Do you have to say "no" that much?
[07:22] Ibarada; background
No, no, no, no, no.
[07:25] Inukai
I mean, compared to me...
[07:28] Inukai
everyone here is super amazing, but...
[07:33] Inukai
It's not uncomfortable to be here.
[07:37] Inukai
I just can't hate it, you know?
[07:39] Inukai
This lab.
[07:41] Inukai
If I can't get a hold of it myself,
[07:43] Inukai
then I wanna grab a hold
and go along for the ride!
[07:48] Inukai
Oh, come on, take a jab at me!
[07:50] Inukai
You're making me feel all embarrassed now!
[07:54] Ibarada
I see.
[07:58] Inukai
What's with that?
[07:59] Inukai
That expression's not like you at all...
[08:01] Ikeda
Yes. I'm starting to look forward
to the training camp, aren't you?
[08:06] Yukimura
Outrageous.
[08:12] Ikeda
What's wrong, Yukimura-kun, Kanade-kun?
[08:16] Kanade
Just now, I asked Yukimura-senpai
and Himuro-senpai
[08:18] Kanade
to watch me practice my presentation, but...
[08:21] Yukimura
It's not worth consideration.
[08:23] Yukimura
Practice should take care of the
hesitation in your speech, but...
[08:27] Yukimura
The slides are hard to read.
[08:28] Yukimura
You've packed too much
information into each one.
[08:31] Yukimura
There are too many unnecessary sentences.
[08:33] Kanade
But... um...
[08:34] Kanade
If I write a lot on the slides,
[08:36] Kanade
then I don't have to worry if I
forget what I was going to say.
[08:39] Yukimura
Don't coddle yourself!
[08:41] Yukimura
You should be determined
to memorize every line!
[08:44] Inukai
That's a rather Spartan
attitude, Yukimura-senpai.
[08:47] Yukimura
Spartan?
[08:48] Yukimura
I'm not talking about strength of will.
[08:51] Yukimura
I'm talking about the
ten-thousand-hour rule.
[08:54] Ikeda
No matter the field, in order
to reach the top level,
[08:57] Ikeda
at least ten thousand hours
of practice is necessary.
[08:59] Ikeda
That's what you're referring to, right?
[09:01] Ikeda
A theory first proposed by psychologist
Anders Ericsson based on his own study.
[09:06] Inukai
Ten thousand hours...
[09:08] Inukai
For Aika's sake, I've already burned
through that several times over.
[09:12] Kanade
I understand.
[09:13] Inukai; background
When I'm with Aika,
it's like I forget the time.
[09:13] Kanade
I'll go through and redo the slides.
[09:16] Inukai; background
Or like, time has passed
without me realizing...
[09:17] Kanade
I'm grateful for the guidance, but...
[09:20] Inukai
When you're in love...
[09:21] Kanade
I don't know whether to say that senpai of
mine doesn't hold back, or that he's harsh...
[09:25] Kanade
And Himuro-senpai... It's amazing
she managed to fall for him...
[09:29] Yukimura
By the way, Kanade.
[09:30] Kanade
Yes?
[09:31] Yukimura
I want your saliva.
[09:35] Kanade
Huh?
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
[09:45] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, I borrowed some vials.
[09:50] Himuro
Kanade-chan, what happened?
[09:52] Kanade
I-I'm very sorry!
[09:53] Kanade
It's... um...
[09:55] Kanade
I was just so shocked by his statement...
It was sort of a reflex...
[09:58] Himuro
I'm sure Yukimura-kun had his usual lack of
tact when he said what he did, right?
[10:02] Kanade
It wasn't really a question
of tact, exactly...
[10:05] Kanade
It was so sudden, I wasn't
sure what was going on...
[10:09] Himuro
Oh, right, Kanade-chan.
[10:11] Himuro
Would you let me collect
some of your saliva?
[10:13] Kanade
Wham!
[10:16] Ikeda
I see. It's for research.
[10:19] Yukimura
What else would it be for?
[10:21] Kanade
I'm so sorry.
[10:23] Inukai
So, what is it this time?
[10:26] Yukimura
In preparation for the summer training camp,
[10:28] Yukimura
we will conduct a new experiment
measuring oxytocin.
[10:32] Kanade
Oxytocin?
[10:34] Himuro
When people are in love,
many different hormones are secreted.
SIGN Endorphins
SIGN Testosterone
SIGN Oxytocin
SIGN Phenethylamine
SIGN Dopamine
SIGN Estrogen
[10:38] Himuro
Among them, one is released when a person
is touched by the person they love.
[10:41] Himuro
That's oxytocin.
[10:43] Himuro
It's also known as the love hormone.
[10:46] Inukai
I see. I see.
[10:47] Himuro
This hormone is activated
by physical contact.
[10:50] Himuro
It can bring feelings of euphoria,
[10:51] Himuro
lower blood pressure,
[10:52] Himuro
and even seems to have an
effect on general health.
[10:54] Himuro
There's even a treatment called touch
therapy because of these effects.
[10:57] Kanade
Wow.
[10:59] Yukimura
Of course, it isn't as if
you can touch just anyone.
[11:03] Yukimura
It's contact specifically with someone you
love which causes oxytocin to be released.
SIGN Oxytocin
[11:09] Rikekuma
Oxytocin!
[11:12] Rikekuma
A hormone produced in places like
the brain, ovaries, and testes.
[11:17] Rikekuma
It makes you stupid happy, reduces stress...
[11:20] Rikekuma
It seems to be an amazing hormone
that's good for the body, bear,
[11:24] Rikekuma
but there is also research saying it can
make people aggressive and cliquish, bear.
[11:30] Rikekuma
There are pluses and minuses
to everything, bear, right?
[11:33] Rikekuma
In order to effectively produce oxytocin,
[11:36] Rikekuma
the best thing is lots of
love and snuggling, bear.
[11:38] Rikekuma
For those unpopular men and women
who don't have someone to love,
[11:41] Rikekuma
contact with pets works, too, bear.
[11:43] Rikekuma
What?
[11:44] Rikekuma
You don't have friends or pets?
[11:46] Rikekuma
Then, I've heard it'll get released
if you stimulate the mammary glands.
[11:49] Rikekuma
Just means all you amateurs should
go play with your nipples, bear.
[11:50] man; background
Oh! That's...! Wait, I...!
[11:54] Rikekuma
Take that! And that!
[11:55] Yukimura
If we investigate the amount
of oxytocin released,
[11:58] Yukimura
it's possible we can discover whether the
subject loves the person who touched them.
[12:01] Kanade
Oh!
[12:03] Himuro
Oxytocin can be measured in saliva.
[12:05] Himuro
So, the specifics of the experiment involve
[12:08] Himuro
collecting roughly one milliliter or more
of saliva in these preservation tubes.
[12:13] Himuro
After which, the subjects will attempt
physical contact with each other.
[12:18] Himuro
Um... What should we do...
[12:21] Himuro
for the physical contact?
[12:23] Yukimura
Contact, is it?
[12:25] Yukimura
We should have collected saliva back then.
[12:28] Yukimura
If we had, it would have
given us valuable data.
[12:31] Himuro
During the date experiment at
the amusement park, right?
[12:34] Yukimura
No.
[12:35] (Flashback) Himuro
Yukimura-kun, I wuv you!
[12:38] Yukimura
This video is from the party
we had the other day.
[12:41] Yukimura
Even looking at it again now,
[12:42] (Flashback) Himuro; background
A kiss of the highest
theoretical value... please?
[12:43] Yukimura
I believe the amount of physical
contact was quite high.
[12:45] Yukimura
I didn't think that the words of a
drunk could be used as reference,
[12:49] Yukimura
but alcohol inhibits the function of the
cerebral neocortex, which governs reason.
[12:55] Yukimura
That allows for the possibility of
repressed emotions to present as—
[13:03] Himuro
The words of a drunk can't
be used as reference.
[13:06] Himuro
Delete that!
[13:07] Yukimura
That's exactly why I was saying we
should have collected oxytocin then.
[13:11] Himuro
We don't need video data, do we?
[13:14] Himuro
Delete it!
[13:15] Yukimura
It's extremely valuable data.
[13:17] Yukimura
I will not delete it!
[13:19] Himuro
Besides which, a saliva sample from an
inebriated subject would be unsatisfactory!
[13:23] Yukimura
On what grounds?
[13:25] Kanade
Um...
[13:26] Kanade
For now, wouldn't it be best
to start collecting new data?
[13:32] Himuro
That's true.
[13:34] Yukimura
However, the method of physical contact...
[13:37] Himuro
It's most effective if the area
of contact is broad, right?
[13:42] Himuro
Something like this, perhaps?
[13:44] Kanade
Kya!
[13:47] Yukimura
With this amount of physical contact,
there shouldn't be any issues.
[13:51] Yukimura
Again, what is this?
[13:52] Yukimura
This suppleness? This sweet scent?
[13:55] Himuro
I suppose 60 seconds would be sufficient.
[13:58] Himuro
I was just outside walking,
so I'm sweaty, and now...
[14:02] Himuro
Oh, I can't...! It's Yukimura-kun's scent...
[14:08] Himuro
What is this feeling of happiness?
[14:10] Himuro
My heart is starting to
feel more tranquil...
[14:13] Yukimura
Is this the effect of the hormone?
[14:15] Yukimura
A pleasant sensation is running
through my whole body!
[14:18] Yukimura and Himuro
The oxytocin is...
[14:18] Yukimura and Himuro
The oxytocin is...
[14:21] Yukimura
...flooding through me!
[14:21] Himuro
...overflowing!
[14:22] Himuro
Yukimura-kun! This is oxytocin, isn't it?
[14:26] Himuro
A tremendous amount of oxytocin.
[14:27] Yukimura
My whole body is filled with oxytocin!
[14:31] Yukimura
At this point, we are oxytocin itself!
[14:34] Himuro
The oxytocin is...
[14:36] Yukimura
The oxytocin is...
[14:39] Yukimura and Himuro
The oxytocin is...
[14:41] Kanade
Are they stupid?
[14:43] Kanade
Ding dong!
SIGN Oxytocin is not a hormone that is
SIGN produced in the manner depicted here.
SIGN The subjects' subjective impressions
SIGN have caused a placebo effect,
SIGN so we ask for your understanding.
[14:50] Yamamoto
Here we are! Here we are!
[14:53] Yamamoto
It's been a long time!
[14:55] Yamamoto
It brings back such memories.
[14:59] Yamamoto
Saitama U!
[15:06] Himuro
Let's see... for now...
[15:08] Himuro
After physical contact, the subjects'
saliva must be collected again.
SIGN Before Experiment
SIGN After Experiment
[15:14] Himuro
Saliva from before and after the
experiment will be analyzed,
[15:17] Himuro
and the amount of oxytocin will be compared.
[15:21] Kanade
So that's why you needed saliva.
[15:24] Yukimura
At the upcoming summer training camp,
[15:27] Yukimura
along with presenting at the study groups,
[15:30] Yukimura
we will engage in as much
physical contact as possible,
[15:34] Yukimura
and collect saliva at regular intervals!
[15:36] Kanade
Wow...
[15:38] Inukai
Senpai,
[15:39] Inukai
are you talking for real right now?
[15:42] Yukimura
It's for real.
[15:43] Inukai
As much physical contact as possible?
[15:46] Inukai
So I can touch girls as much as I want?
[15:48] Yukimura
That's right! The more data the better!
[15:50] Yukimura
Just keep touching them—
SIGN Force of Impact
SIGN Force of Impact
[15:53] Himuro
Of course not. Idiot.
[15:56] Ibarada
You should hurry up and progress
your own research, Torasuke.
[16:00] Ibarada
At this rate, even though we'll be in
Okinawa, you'll be holed up in the hotel.
[16:05] Kanade
I guess you could call this business
as usual here in the Ikeda lab.
[16:10] Kanade
Though, if regular people saw this,
they'd probably be super put off by it...
[16:15] Yamamoto
I-I'm so sorry.
[16:16] Yamamoto
Um... The door was open, so...
[16:19] Yamamoto
I... I'm sorry...
[16:21] Kanade
A regular person!
[16:23] Ikeda
Oh, you're here, Yamamoto-kun.
[16:28] Yamamoto
Professor Ikeda! It's been a while!
[16:31] Ikeda
You look well.
[16:33] Yamamoto
My wallet isn't doing well at all!
[16:36] Yamamoto
I see your muscles haven't
weakened in the slightest.
[16:39] Himuro
Oh, you're a guest of the professor's.
[16:42] Ikeda
Oh, that's right.
[16:44] Ikeda
You haven't met before.
[16:47] Ikeda
The only one who was here at the
same time was... Ibarada-kun?
[16:50] Ibarada
Yes.
[16:51] Ikeda
Yamamoto-kun graduated from this lab.
[16:55] Yamamoto
Thank you for having me.
[16:57] Yamamoto
Ena, good to see you again!
[16:59] Ibarada
Yeah...
[17:01] Ikeda
Please, come in.
[17:07] Yamamoto
You have some students doing
some crazy things out there.
[17:10] Ikeda
You mean Himuro-kun and Yukimura-kun?
[17:13] Ikeda
Those two are using themselves
to conduct romance research.
[17:19] Yamamoto
Really...
[17:22] Yukimura
Now, we need to decide the timing and
frequency of the sample collection, but...
[17:26] Himuro
Attaching the right conditions
becomes very important.
[17:30] Yamamoto
Hello, everyone!
[17:32] Yamamoto
I really do apologize about earlier.
[17:35] Himuro
Not at all. We're the ones
who should apologize.
[17:42] Yamamoto
I asked the professor
about you two just now.
[17:45] Yamamoto
He said you're conducting some
very interesting research!
[17:48] Yamamoto
If it isn't a bother,
would you tell me more about it?
[17:53] Yukimura
We don't mind.
[17:55] Himuro
Though, it might take a while.
[17:59] Yukimura
Our research involves finding
the base conditions of "love."
[18:04] Yukimura
To that purpose, we are currently
looking for "evidence of love."
[18:07] Yamamoto
Evidence of love?
[18:09] Himuro
Using things like "when we're together,
my heart rate increases," and
[18:12] Himuro
"the person appears in my
dreams" as starting points,
[18:15] Himuro
we have collected approximately 50 items.
[18:18] (Flashback) Himuro
Yukimura-kun, I wuv you!
[18:21] Yukimura
"Shouting out your affection
while drunk, and embracing,"
[18:24] Yukimura
should be added to the list, too.
[18:26] Himuro
I told you to delete that, didn't I?
[18:31] Himuro
And you, Yukimura-kun,
[18:33] Himuro
do you have any evidence that you love me?
[18:38] Yukimura
Uh... Well...
[18:40] Yukimura
If I had to say...
[18:41] Yukimura
"For some reason, I periodically
desire to watch this video."
[18:45] Yukimura
...something like that.
[18:50] Himuro
Stop that, you idiot!
[18:52] Yukimura
You have a problem with it?
[18:54] Yamamoto
What do I do?
[18:55] Yamamoto
These kids are too entertaining!
[18:57] Yukimura
At any rate,
[18:59] Yukimura
as you can see, evidence of
love is quite varied, however,
[19:01] Yukimura
if we keep investigating, there may
be evidence which shows commonality.
SIGN Common Conditions
[19:06] Yukimura
That is what we are searching for.
[19:09] Yukimura
The logical, true definition of love!
[19:19] Yamamoto
A change of pace and an overthrow
of the status quo...
[19:21] Yamamoto
Here, at my alma mater, where I've
come to gather intelligence...
[19:24] Yamamoto
I never thought I'd find material like this!
[19:26] Yukimura
What's with her?
[19:28] Yukimura
What is she writing?
[19:30] Yukimura
You... who are you?
[19:33] Yamamoto
Apologies for not introducing myself.
[19:34] Yamamoto
My name is Yamamoto Arika.
SIGN Nice
to
meet
you
SIGN Up!
[19:38] Yamamoto
I'm a manga artist using
a particular pen name.
SIGN Ikeda Lab Alumnus
Manga Artist
Yamamoto Arika
Height: 165 cm Weight: ?
Blood type: B
Hobbies: Drawing manga
Favorite foods: Spicy foods,
alligator sashimi
Favorite phrase: After all, this world
is survival of the fittest.
Looks up to: Tezuka Osamu, Watsuki Nobuhiro
Goals: Dreams of living off royalties
[19:41] Kanade
A manga artist?
[19:42] Inukai
That's awesome! I've never seen one before!
[19:45] Yamamoto
At the moment, I don't have a series going,
[19:47] Yamamoto
and my storyboards are continually rejected. I'm just a lowly being.
[19:51] Yamamoto
What do you think?
[19:52] Yamamoto
Will you let me turn you into a manga?
[19:57] Yamamoto
The sight of you flirting like
that while you research...
[20:00] Yamamoto
I'll transmit it to the world,
[20:02] Yamamoto
and collect evidence of love
from people everywhere!
[20:06] Yamamoto
If we do that, you can make it clear as
to whether you love each other or not.
[20:11] Yukimura
That's true...
[20:12] Himuro
We could collect an even
wider range of data.
[20:17] Yukimura
We would very much like for you to do so.
[20:19] Himuro
Thank you so much!
[20:22] Ikeda
What's this?
[20:23] Ikeda
I take it you've come to
a mutual understanding?
[20:25] Yamamoto
Yes. They've agreed to work with me.
[20:29] Ikeda
In that case,
[20:30] Ikeda
Yamamoto-kun, why don't you participate in
our summer training camp as an alumnus?
[20:36] Yamamoto
Summer training camp?
[20:37] Ikeda
This year, if you can believe
it, it's in Okinawa!
[20:41] Yamamoto
Oh, how wonderful!
[20:42] Yamamoto
A bespectacled man in a white lab coat with
a bespectacled woman in a lab coat flirting.
[20:46] Yamamoto
The swimsuit episode you get once a season.
[20:49] Yamamoto
Permission to go have a little
fun, within certain boundaries.
[20:52] Yamamoto
Actually, that makes it even better!
[20:54] Yamamoto
With the sea at night in the background...
[20:57] Yukimura
Don't worry.
[20:59] Yukimura
It'll be over before you can
count all the prime numbers.
[21:02] Himuro
I can't...
[21:03] Himuro
There are infinite prime numbers...
[21:08] Yukimura
As the two of them face their
first night together...
[21:11] Yukimura
they do this and even that...
[21:13] Yukimura and Himuro
What?
[21:14] Yukimura
What are you imagining?
[21:16] Himuro
I-It's too soon for that!
[21:18] Himuro
We haven't experimented with all the steps
before that to our satisfaction yet!
[21:25] Yamamoto
Well, I mean...
[21:27] Yamamoto
that makes it more exciting, doesn't it?
[21:30] Yamamoto
Now that I'm going to make a manga of you,
[21:33] Yamamoto
I'll use what ever methods necessary
to keep it interesting.
[21:43] Yamamoto
Please do let me join you.
[21:45] Yamamoto
It's going to be such a
wonderful training camp!
[21:48] Ikeda
Glad to have you with us.
[21:55] Kanade
We both looked forward to...
[21:57] Kanade
and feared the summer training camp.
[21:59] Kanade
What kind of thing will it turn out to be?
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 9
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Attending
a Training Camp in Okinawa.
[23:35] Inukai
Next time, Proof 9.
[23:36] Inukai
"Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried
Attending a Training Camp in Okinawa."
E9 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Attending a Training Camp in Okinawa.
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[00:03] Inukai
It's finally here.
[00:05] Inukai
The Okinawa training camp.
[00:07] Inukai
The sun on this southern
island is calling our names—
[00:12] Ibarada
First thing in the morning
and my ears are ringing...
[00:16] Ibarada
Why do airplanes take off
so early in the morning?
[00:20] Kanade
Ibarada-senpai, you really aren't
a morning person, are you?
[00:23] Ibarada
Not really.
[00:25] Ibarada
And since we've got a weird outsider
with us, it's even more unpleasant.
[00:29] Yamamoto
That's not very friendly, Ena.
[00:31] Yamamoto
We haven't been together in so long.
[00:33] Ibarada
Professor, why is this manga
artist with us, anyway?
[00:36] Ikeda
Huh? Because I thought having
Yamamoto-kun along would be more fun.
[00:41] Kanade
Don't you think that's too much
luggage just for those two?
[00:48] Yukimura
I see we're all here.
[00:50] Yukimura
Let's go.
[00:54] Yukimura
Let's begin that experiment
known as a "training camp"!
SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
[02:32] Kanade
The beginning of a trip always
makes my heart race a little.
SIGN Proof 9
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Attending
a Training Camp in Okinawa.
[02:35] Kanade
Makes my heart race a little...
[02:37] Yukimura
Press more closely against me.
[02:39] Himuro
Wait...
[02:41] Yukimura
I will have your saliva now.
[02:43] Himuro
We can't. Not here.
[02:45] Cabin attendant
E-Excuse me, I'm very sorry, but if you
could please fasten your seat belts.
[02:50] Yukimura
In that case, when the
experiment is completed—
[02:52] Kanade
I'm very sorry! They're pretty much done.
[02:54] Himuro
I apologize for the disturbance.
[02:57] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai!
[02:59] Kanade
Please don't conduct your
experiments in public places!
[03:02] Yukimura
Why not?
[03:03] Himuro
It may be necessary in order
to measure oxytocin,
[03:06] Himuro
but even I wonder about the
appropriateness in this instance.
[03:08] Yukimura
What's so inappropriate?
[03:10] Yukimura
Even if Himuro and I initiate
close contact here,
[03:12] Yukimura
it isn't as if it would
cause problems for others.
[03:15] Kanade
People would assume I'm involved somehow,
[03:18] Kanade
and it would cause problems for me!
[03:20] Yukimura
Does paying heed to the inane expectations
of society come with some great benefit?
SIGN Force of Impact
[03:25] Himuro
As your concept of "tact"
infinitely approaches zero,
[03:28] Himuro
Yukimura-kun, you may not understand this,
[03:30] Himuro
but it is difficult to conduct
this in a public venue.
[03:33] Himuro
Physical contact experiments conducted
in public view are forbidden.
[03:36] Himuro
Do you understand, Yukimura-kun?
[03:38] Yukimura
I suppose that's fine. Tch.
[03:48] Himuro
What do I do?
[03:49] Himuro
For some reason, I feel like
cuddling close to Yukimura-kun.
[03:53] Himuro
Now that physical contact is forbidden,
[03:56] Himuro
I find myself yearning for that sensation
of pressing closely together.
[04:02] Himuro
No!
[04:03] Himuro
I was the one who said it!
[04:05] Himuro
I must restrain myself until we
are somewhere out of public view.
[04:08] Kanade
But, you know...
[04:11] Kanade
It's amazing something this
big can fly, isn't it?
[04:14] Kanade
How is it flying, anyway?
[04:17] Kanade
It's something about wind over
the wings creating lift, right?
[04:21] Himuro
There are a lot of theories involving lift.
[04:25] Himuro
But, what's more important is...
[04:28] Himuro
The air flowing over the top and bottom
of the wings flow at different speeds.
SIGN Faster Air Current
SIGN Slower Air Current
[04:31] Himuro
According to what's known
as Bernoulli's principle,
SIGN Faster Air Current
SIGN Slower Air Current
SIGN Lift
[04:33] Himuro
this causes a difference in air pressure,
[04:35] Himuro
which pulls the wings upwards.
It's the most common way of thinking about it.
[04:39] Himuro
I want to hug Yukimura-kun!
SIGN Circulating Currents
SIGN Direction of Travel
[04:41] Himuro
In flight, the wings create air currents
which circulate in the vicinity,
SIGN Circulating Currents
SIGN Direction of Travel
[04:46] Himuro
that's what's known as the
Kutta-Joukowski theorem...
[04:50] Himuro
I want press my forehead to Yukimura-kun
and rub up against him!
[04:54] Himuro
According to that theorem, the air
flowing over the top of the wings
[04:58] Himuro
travels faster than the air currents
below the wings for that reason.
[05:00] Himuro
And, according to Bernoulli's theorem,
SIGN Low Pressure
[05:03] Himuro
the faster the air current,
the lower the pressure,
[05:06] Himuro
and the slower the current,
the greater the pressure.
SIGN High Pressure
[05:09] Himuro
That difference of pressure
works to lift the wings...
[05:09] Himuro; background
Yukimura-kun! Yukimura-kun!
[05:13] Himuro
And then...
[05:15] Himuro
they become one!
[05:17] Yukimura
That ending wasn't right.
[05:19] Yukimura
You should know they don't become one.
[05:21] Himuro
Why would you say something like that?
[05:23] Himuro
You're horrible, Yukimura-kun!
[05:25] Yukimura
Why?
SIGN Bernoulli's Principle
SIGN Bernoulli's Principle.
[05:30] Rikekuma
First, take a tissue and
stick it to your forehead.
[05:33] Rikekuma
and look straight down, bear.
[05:35] Rikekuma
If you exhale gently, for some
reason I don't understand,
[05:38] Rikekuma
the tissue gets sucked
toward your breath, bear.
[05:41] Rikekuma
Evidently, the science behind the
phenomenon also allows airplanes to fly, bear.
[05:45] Rikekuma
It's super exhausting, but you stupid
humans should give it a try, bear.
[05:49] Rikekuma
And... I'm out of oxygen!
[05:56] Kanade
We're here!
[05:58] Kanade
It's my first time here,
but it really is a southern land!
[06:01] Inukai
Kanadecchi!
[06:02] Inukai
Are you wondering why there are palm trees?
Allow this master of Okinawa to explain!
[06:07] Inukai
It's because...
[06:08] Inkuai
this place is Okinawa.
[06:10] Inukai
That's why!
[06:11] Kanade
That's amazing!
[06:13] Yukimura
It's because palms grow in
subtropical climates, isn't it?
[06:21] Kanade
The ocean in Okinawa really
is this blue! It's beautiful!
[06:26] Himuro
This isn't a view we'd see in the Kanto area.
[06:28] Yukimura
I believe the blue of the ocean in Okinawa
[06:31] Yukimura
is due to things like coral and shells
turning into chalky white sand, right?
[06:35] Ikeda
Because when pale colors combine with
blue, they make very pretty colors.
[06:40] Inukai
Really...
[06:41] Ikeda
I hear that the Kuroshiro current, which flows near Okinawa...
[06:44] Ikeda
is low in plankton, which is another
factor in it being very clear.
[06:50] Kanade
Still, I was really surprised!
[06:52] Kanade
It's my first time staying in such a
gorgeous, beautiful hotel like this!
[06:57] Inukai
It's amazing you got this place on
that pitiful training camp budget.
[07:01] Ikeda
About that...
[07:02] Ikeda
Actually, Yamamoto-kun paid
the difference for us!
[07:06] Inukai and Kanade
What?
[07:07] Yamamoto
That's right. I wanted everyone
to stay somewhere nice.
[07:11] Inukai
Seriously? Are you some kind of goddess?
[07:13] Kanade
Th-Thank you very much!
[07:15] Himuro
That must have been quite a sum...
[07:18] Yamamoto
Don't worry.
[07:20] Yamamoto
Losing hope in tomorrow's financial future,
SIGN Tears
of Blood
[07:22] Yamamoto
and surviving on bean sprouts and
flour is something I'm quite used to.
[07:24] Kanade
Don't spend what you don't have!
[07:28] Yamamoto
If my poor savings can, by vanishing,
[07:31] Yamamoto
secure a lovely place to stay and
improve the mood in the evenings,
[07:34] Yamamoto
allowing me to see something
interesting, then...
[07:37] Yamamoto
I'll consider it an investment.
[07:41] Ibarada
I know this person very well,
[07:44] Ibarada
but the rest of you should be careful.
[07:46] everyone
Huh?
[07:47] Ibarada
If it's for her manga, this manga artist
really will do whatever it takes.
[07:52] Yamamoto
You make me sound horrible, silly Ena.
[07:58] Inukai
The blue sea of a southern island...
[08:01] Inukai
The sound of waves crashing...
[08:03] Inukai
And among it all, Aika...
[08:04] Inukai
in your bathing suit,
you outshine all the others.
[08:09] Yukimura
Playing with dolls on the beach is new.
[08:12] Inukai
Aika is not a doll!
[08:14] Inukai
Even for you, Yukimura-senpai,
[08:16] Inukai
there are things you should and shouldn't say—
[08:17] Ikeda
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[08:19] Inukai
Oh!
[08:20] Ikeda
I bought us some drinks.
[08:22] Inukai
Thanks!
[08:23] Kanade
I'm sorry! I know we took forever...
[08:28] Kanade
Himuro-senpai. Come on. Hurry up!
[08:30] Himuro
Oh, Kanade-chan...
[08:33] Ikeda
It suits you very well.
[08:37] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai?
[08:39] Himuro
What is it? Yukimura-kun,
does something look weird?
[08:43] Yukimura
No. Not particularly.
[08:45] Yukimura
I can't look directly at her!
[08:47] Yukimura
So this is that thing called a "swimsuit"?
[08:49] Yukimura
How can I put it...
[08:50] Yukimura
Himuro looks 2.34 times
more beautiful than usual!
[08:54] Himuro
E-Everything's okay, right?
[08:56] Himuro
It doesn't look weird, does it?
[08:58] Himuro
I haven't worn a swimsuit
since elementary school...
[09:01] Himuro
What does he think?
[09:02] Himuro
I wish that man would just say something!
[09:04] Ibarada
Taking in this much UV
is gonna make me melt.
[09:08] Yamamoto
I see you're as big an indoor-type as ever.
[09:10] Inukai
'Kay, then!
[09:12] Inukai
Should we make this area
the Ikeda lab encampment?
[09:17] Yamamoto
All you men look quite nice, as well.
[09:20] Himuro
It's true...
[09:21] Himuro
Seeing Yukimura-kun in a bathing
suit is different and new...
[09:25] Himuro
Under the midsummer sun,
Yukimura-kun's pale skin shines and sparkles...
[09:29] Himuro
Yes. It's just as though...
[09:31] Ibarada
Yukimura, you're way too pale.
[09:34] Ibarada
You're like a reflector board.
[09:37] Yukimura
You're as pale as I am!
[09:39] Ibarada
Well, yeah, but guys are a level plane
in front, so it's even more like...
[09:47] Ibarada
It's because you hole up
and only do research.
SIGN Excels in study and sport
SIGN Reflector board
SIGN Soccer club
[09:50] Yamamoto
From a distance, he shines
even brighter, doesn't he?
[09:53] Ibarada
He really does...
[09:55] Yukimura
Silence!
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
[10:03] Yuuichi
Beautiful women in bathing
suits is a wonderful thing.
[10:05] Yuuichi
Wonder who's gonna take one of 'em home...
[10:08] Shikijou
Yuuichi-kun, you're really amazing...
[10:10] Shikijou
It's like it's super easy to tell
you're an enemy to all women...
SIGN Drinks
[10:13] Yuuichi
Huh?
[10:14] Yuuichi
You're not in any position to
talk about others, Shikijou.
[10:16] Yuuichi
Come on.
[10:17] Yuuichi
You should try talking to
girls once in a while, too.
SIGN Shaved Ice
[10:21] Yuuichi
Those two look pretty good.
[10:24] Yuuichi
Hey, ladies.
[10:25] Kanade and Himuro
Yes?
[10:28] Yuuichi
Nothing!
[10:29] Kanade
I wonder what that was about...
[10:31] Himuro
That man... I feel like I've
seen him somewhere before...
[10:35] Ikeda
Himuro-kun! Kanade-kun!
[10:38] Ikeda
We're starting the watermelon
splitting game.
[10:40] Himuro
All right.
[10:40] Kanade
Okay!
[10:42] Kanade
Okay. I've set it.
[10:43] Kanade
Let the watermelon splitting commence!
[10:45] Inukai
All right! Bring on the directions!
[10:48] Ibarada
Given that you're standing on the start point
and you're facing the imaginary axis,
[10:52] Ibarada
the watermelon is at 2+3i.
[10:54] Kosuke
Huh? What's that mean?
[10:56] Kanade
Kosuke-kun, she's talking
about a complex plane.
[11:00] Kanade
Forward 3i.
[11:01] Kanade
Right 2. That's how you have to move.
[11:03] Inukai
Forward 3i? What's that even mean?
[11:06] Ibarada
You don't remember complex numbers? Really?
[11:09] Ibarada
As a science-type, aren't you embarrassed?
[11:12] Inukai
I feel like there's a bigger problem
with the directions here,
[11:16] Inukai
but do I go right two steps or two meters?
Add a unit, at least!
[11:20] Inukai
Here, right?!
[11:22] Ibarada
Not good enough, Torasuke.
[11:24] Ibarada
A real science-type would have been able
to split the watermelon with that.
[11:28] Inukai
Was it here?!
[11:29] Inukai
Over here, right?!
[11:30] Ibarada
With that, next it's your turn, Professor Ikeda.
[11:33] Ikeda
This is actually the first time I've
played the watermelon splitting game.
[11:36] Ikeda
I wonder if I'll be able to do it right.
[11:39] Ibarada
The watermelon is at 3+7i.
[11:44] Ikeda
Go!
[11:48] Ikeda
Oh! I managed to split it!
[11:50] Ikeda
It was just where you said
it was, Ibarada-kun.
[11:53] Ikeda
Are you surprised, Kosuke-kun?
[11:56] Ikeda
It's true "3+7i" doesn't tell you
the distance to the watermelon,
[12:01] Ikeda
but a complex plane isn't any
different than a regular graph.
SIGN Imaginary Axis
SIGN Real Axis
[12:05] Ikeda
From the ration 3:7, we learn that the
watermelon sits along an angle of about 67°.
SIGN approx.
[12:11] Ikeda
Which meant that if I followed
the angle in a straight line,
[12:14] Ikeda
I'd be sure to find the watermelon.
[12:16] Ikeda
Now that you've heard, it's simple, isn't it?
[12:18] Inukai
No...
[12:18] Kanade
That's not what we're surprised about!
[12:22] Kanade
Huh?
[12:23] Kanade
Where are Himuro-senpai and Yukimura-senpai?
[12:26] Ibarada
I saw them go into the shade of those rocks.
[12:29] Ibarada
They're probably getting
things started about now.
[12:36] Yukimura
No one can see us here, agreed?
[12:40] Himuro
Let's do it... the close
physical contact experiment...
[12:47] Himuro
I can finally cuddle close to Yukimura-kun.
[12:50] Himuro
I'm happy about that, but...
[12:52] Himuro
When I think about it rationally...
[12:53] Himuro
close contact in these clothes...
Isn't this a little crazy?
[12:59] Yukimura
Hold on just a second...
[13:00] Yukimura
I'm going to have close
contact with this Himuro?
[13:03] Yukimura
She's in a bathing suit!
This degree of exposure...
[13:06] Yukimura
The direct skin to skin contact area
isn't comparable to everyday amounts.
[13:11] Yukimura
On top of which, in order
to produce the hormone,
[13:14] Yukimura
it's best for the contact to be
as close and tight as possible.
[13:17] Yukimura
As close and tight as possible!
[13:21] Himuro
I'm going to hydrate a bit.
[13:23] Himuro
I collected so much saliva, my mouth is dry.
[13:25] Yukimura
A-And I've remembered something I forgot
to enter into the calculation...
SIGN Delicious
SIGN Delicious
[13:34] Himuro
Oh, honestly!
[13:35] Himuro
I want to cuddle close to him,
but I feel so embarrassed right now!
[13:37] Himuro
Oh, what am I supposed to do?
[13:40] Yukimura
How am I supposed to have
close contact with her?
[13:43] Yukimura
With a Himuro who's 2.34 times
more beautiful than normal?
[13:46] Ibarada
I think the stimulus might be a
little too strong for Yukimura-kun.
[13:49] Inukai
That's where you're just
supposed to go and grab her!
[13:52] Yamamoto
The two of them in swimsuits, embracing...
[13:53] Yamamoto
It would be so exciting, but...
[13:55] Yukimura
What are all of you doing here?
[13:57] Yukimura
For crying out loud.
[13:59] Inukai
Don't worry, Yukimura-senpai.
[14:01] Inukai
Everyone feels a little lost their
first time. That's just how it is.
[14:05] Yukimura
What are you talking about?
[14:07] Yamamoto
Those swimsuits are going to waste!
[14:10] Yamamoto
I fully support you two in
your close physical contact.
[14:13] Yamamoto
Let's think about what kind
of contact would be best!
SIGN A Couple's Greatest Close Contact Problem
When two people have close physical contact,
they should seek a position which offers the greatest contact area.
[14:20] Ibarada
When two people have close physical contact,
[14:23] Ibarada
they should seek a position which
offers the greatest contact area.
[14:27] Ibarada
Let's turn it into a problem like this,
[14:28] Ibarada
and look for the ideal method.
[14:31] Yukimura
In the lab, we performed what is generally
known as a "regular hug," but
[14:34] Yukimura
there may be a position which
allows for greater close contact.
[14:39] Yamamoto
The human body has more surface area
on the front than on the sides, so
[14:43] Yamamoto
if the front of the body and under
the arms are held closely in a hug,
[14:47] Yamamoto
some might say the position provides and
exceedingly great area of close contact, but...
[14:51] Yamamoto
If that's true, then...
[14:53] Yamamoto
with this position, or...
[14:55] Yamamoto
even this position...
[14:56] Yamamoto
the amount of close contact
doesn't change very much.
[14:59] Kanade
This one's nice, too.
[15:00] Inukai
Hang on!
[15:02] Inukai
If they entwined their legs
in their close contact,
[15:04] Inukai
wouldn't it increase the contact area?
[15:06] Yamamoto
If they did, it would be something like this.
[15:09] Inukai
It kinda reminds me of a cicada...
[15:11] Kanade
Would it be too hard for both
of them to wrap their legs?
[15:15] Yamamoto
Yes...
[15:17] Yamamoto
Which means, it would be difficult to increase
the amount of close contact any more than this...
[15:21] Yukimura
No, that's wrong.
[15:23] Yukimura
We've overlooked something.
[15:25] Yukimura
When the fronts of the bodies
are in close contact,
[15:27] Yukimura
there is no reason to match
the direction of up and down!
[15:30] Yukimura
Which means this!
[15:32] Kanade
What life-form is that supposed to be?
[15:34] Inukai
That's horrible in all kinds of ways!
[15:36] Yamamoto
I see...
[15:38] Yamamoto
That greatly increases the
number of variations...
[15:40] Inukai
No, it doesn't!
[15:42] Kanade
How acrobatic is this couple, anyway?!
[15:45] Ibarada
I've realized something shocking.
[15:47] Yukimura
What? What is it?
[15:49] Ibarada
Long ago, when I used to
hug a big-chested girl,
[15:53] Ibarada
I felt a slight distance between us.
[15:57] Ibarada
With a big chest, when you bring your
bodies close, a gap is created,
[16:00] Ibarada
and the area of close contact diminishes.
[16:02] Inukai
So then, you mean...
[16:04] Inukai
Hugging someone flat-chested increases
the amount of close contact?
[16:07] Ibarada
Not at all.
[16:08] Ibarada
According to this theory, the greatest
amount of close physical contact
[16:11] Ibarada
would be when two men hold each other!
[16:14] Kanade
That—
[16:15] Inukai
That—
[16:15] Inukai; Kanade; Yukimura
That's true!
[16:16] Yamamoto
This is an extremely significant discovery.
[16:18] Yamamoto
We must put it into practice to verify it.
[16:21] Yukimura
It's true that the reasoning
seems correct, but...
[16:24] Ibarada
And we just happen to have two guys
here, too. Come on, let's go.
[16:27] Inukai
You! It's just that you want us to, right?
[16:30] Ibarada; Yamamoto
Come now. Come on.
[16:31] Inukai; Yukimura
S-S-Stop it!
[16:33] Kanade
Somehow, it feels like these people
are just enjoying themselves now...
[16:38] Himuro
He's taking forever...
[16:42] (Flashback) little Inukai
It's the ocean!
[16:43] (Flashback) little Ibarada
Torasuke, it's dangerous!
[16:45] (Flashback) little Ibarada
Torasuke!
[16:47] (Flashback) little Ibarada
Torasuke!
[16:49] (Flashback) little Ibarada
You have to be careful at the beach, okay?
[16:52] (Flashback) little Ibarada
They have these things called rip currents.
[16:54] (Flashback) little Inukai
Okay.
[16:57] (Flashback) little Inukai
Does it hurt, Ena-chan?
[16:59] (Flashback) little Ibarada
No. I'm okay.
[17:01] (Flashback) little Inukai
Don't do that!
When it hurts, you have to say so!
[17:04] (Flashback) little Inukai
If anybody tries to do mean
things to you, Ena-chan,
[17:06] (Flashback) little Inukai
I'll protect you!
[17:09] (Flashback) little Inukai
Because I'm a man who lives on love!
[17:12] (Flashback) little Ibarada
Okay. Thank you.
[17:13] (Flashback) little Ibarada
Torasuke!
[17:14] (Flashback) little Inukai
Ena-chan, I love you!
[17:18] Ibarada
After saying that, Torasuke went and
accidentally peed in the ocean, right?
[17:22] Ibarada
Ah, memories...
[17:23] Inukai
Stop it!
[17:25] Inukai
I don't know anything
about such a dark past!
[17:27] Ibarada
You were such a cute little boy back then,
[17:29] Ibarada
then you went and got uselessly large.
[17:31] Inukai
And you stayed a tiny pipsqueak
while your eyes rotted away.
[17:35] Inukai
You remember a person's
disgrace in perfect detail!
[17:38] Ibarada
That's because women remember.
[17:40] Ibarada
Coordination between the right and left
brain is stronger than in a man's brain.
SIGN Left Brain
SIGN Right Brain
[17:44] Ibarada
It's hard to forget experiences
where emotions were involved.
[17:47] Ibarada
Those times I was in danger and you
became a human barrier to protect me,
[17:52] Ibarada
I just can't forget them.
[17:53] Inukai
Those words should be spoken by
someone a little more delicate!
[17:57] Ibarada
Oh. If you're headed to the bathroom,
buy some roasted squid on the way back.
[18:01] Yuuichi
It's that science-type
woman from before...
[18:03] Yuuichi
Why is she in Okinawa?
[18:05] Shikijou
What happened?
[18:07] Shikijou
Both of them were pretty cute.
[18:09] Sunglasses guy
What's up? You get dumped, Yuuichi-kun?
[18:12] Yuuichi
No, moron.
[18:13] Yuuichi
When I saw her face, she just wasn't my type.
[18:15] Sunglasses guy
You move too slow.
[18:18] Sunglasses guy
Hurry up and go grab a girl or two.
[18:20] Yuuichi
I will.
[18:23] Yuuichi
Next, I'm trying that one.
[18:24] Sunglasses guy
Huh...
[18:25] Sunglasses guy
Small, but not bad at all.
[18:27] Yuuichi
Right?
[18:28] Yuuichi
Seems like you could get a lot
of play out of that one, right?
[18:34] Inukai
Honestly. That little pipsqueak...
[18:36] Inukai
Roasted squid is stupid expensive!
[18:38] Inukai
Huh?
[18:39] Inukai
That Ibarada, it's weird but doesn't
it look they're ganging up on her?
[18:43] Inukai
That woman? There's no way!
[18:46] Inukai
She's gotta be making it look like
they're ganging up on her. It's a trap.
[18:49] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai said so before, didn't he?
[18:52] (Flashback) Yukimura
I'm sure you've heard the
story of Schrödinger's cat.
SIGN Falsehood
SIGN Truth
SIGN Cubit
[18:55] (Flashback) Yukimura
In quantum physics, a thing can be
in two states at the same time.
[18:59] Inukai
Which means that right now,
"she's getting ganged up on for real,"
[19:03] Inukai
and "she's just talking peacefully,"
are the two states,
[19:05] Inukai
and it's not clear which she's in...
[19:07] Inukai
If I observe, it'll become clear which it is!
[19:10] Inukai
My prediction is that she's actually
[19:12] Inukai
"just having fun talking about
Pakémon Do," or something...
[19:16] Inukai
I just know that's gonna be the punchli—
[19:26] Inukai
'Sup?
[19:27] Sunglasses guy
And who are you?
[19:29] Inukai
Well, I'm not really doing
this because I want to...
[19:31] Inukai
But, I am a man who lives on love, so...
[19:34] Inukai
Sorry, but...
[19:35] Inukai
this pipsqueak here,
[19:37] Inukai
don't you touch her.
[19:40] Ibarada
Torasuke, it's not like
they did anything to me...
[19:44] Sunglasses guy
That's right!
[19:45] Sunglasses guy
We were just playing PakéDo!
[19:49] Inukai
You gotta be kidding me! Schrödinger!
[19:52] Inukai
I misunderstood! I'm so sorry!
[19:54] Shikijou
Not at all. We're sorry, too.
[19:56] Shikijou
Yuuichi-kun always grabs girls' arms...
[19:59] Sunglasses guy
That's right. Can't be helped.
We are talking about Yuuichi-kun here.
[20:04] Ibarada
"This pipsqueak here, don't you touch her."
[20:07] Ibarada
That's so cool! Super cool!
[20:09] Inukai
Shut up!
[20:11] Ibarada
Just like you said so long ago,
[20:12] Ibarada
you really did protect me.
[20:15] Inukai
Stop talking! Forget all of it!
[20:17] Ibarada
Not possible. I can't forget.
[20:19] Ibarada
Memories of experiences where emotions
are involved can't be forgotten.
[20:24] Ibarada
How could I forget this?
I'm never gonna forget.
[20:29] Ibarada
Thanks, Torasuke, for protecting me.
[20:32] Inukai
Stop talking...
[20:33] Ibarada
Thanks.
[20:35] Ibarada
Oh, it's so ridiculous...
[20:36] Inukai
Shut up...
[22:09] Ikeda
Well, everyone, shall we withdraw?
[22:12] Yamamoto
We had so much fun!
[22:13] Yamamoto
I managed to take so many
reference photos...
[22:17] Yamamoto
What's wrong?
[22:19] Inukai
Please, don't mind me.
[22:21] Inukai
I just had a little repeat of a super-dreadnought
level section of my dark past...
[22:25] Yukimura
Himuro, I'm sorry.
[22:27] Yukimura
I meant to return quickly, but...
[22:29] Himuro
If you weren't feeling well,
it wasn't something you could help.
[22:32] Kanade
I just can't tell her!
[22:33] Kanade
He thought so hard about that stupid
"couple's greatest close contact problem,"
[22:37] Kanade
he got so excited he passed out...
[22:40] Ikeda
Everyone, I'm glad you all found
a way to enjoy yourselves.
[22:43] Ikeda
I was able to do some weighted long-distance
swimming, for the first time in a long time.
[22:47] Kanade
Why is it that you train your
body so much, Professor?
[22:51] Ikeda
There is a Nobel prize winner in
physics from Saitama University,
[22:55] Ikeda
Professor Kuze, and I had the chance to meet him.
SIGN Nobel Prize in Physics
Professor Kuze Takaomi
[22:58] Kanade
Really?
[22:59] Ikeda
At the time, I wasn't able to
lay a single finger on him.
[23:04] Ikeda
And it's not just Professor Kuze.
[23:06] Ikeda
In the world of academics,
geniuses that beggar the imagination,
[23:10] Ikeda
unimaginable monsters seethe
in tremendous numbers.
[23:14] Ikeda
You won't survive in a world dominated by superhumans if you don't train a little!
[23:21] Ikeda
The professors at the presentations
tomorrow are all strong, too!
[23:25] Ikeda
Let's do our best, okay?
[23:26] Inukai
Huh?
[23:27] Kanade
We're giving presentations in
a huge gathering of monsters?
[23:31] Kanade
...we said, shaking with fear...
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 10
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Giving Presentations.
[23:35] Kanade
Next time, Proof 10.
[23:36] Kanade
"Science-types Fell in Love, So they
Tried Giving Presentations."
E10 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Giving Presentations.
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SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Proof 10
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Giving Presentations.
[01:36] Kanade
It's beautiful, isn't it?
[01:37] Himuro
It really is lovely.
[01:39] Himuro
I'm sure the beauty index
here is firmly over 90.
[01:43] Kanade
We're staying in such a nice hotel!
[01:46] Himuro
Yes. We should be grateful
to Yamamoto-senpai.
[01:50] Kanade
Oh! The bathroom is pretty, too!
[01:55] Himuro
In a place as beautiful as this...
[01:57] Himuro
If I were able to have close
contact with Yukimura-kun...
[02:00] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[02:03] Himuro
No, no, no.
[02:04] Himuro
No matter how you look at it,
it's still much too soon for—
[02:08] Himuro
Coming!
[02:11] Yukimura
I'll be imposing on your hospitality.
[02:13] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[02:14] Himuro
It's late... Why...?
[02:16] Yukimura
You must know, Himuro.
[02:18] Yukimura
What we were unable to achieve this afternoon...
[02:21] Yukimura
We have to do it now.
[02:22] Yukimura
I'm coming in.
[02:23] Himuro
Wait, wait, wait...
[02:25] Himuro
Really? Here?
[02:27] Himuro
I'm not emotionally prepared yet...
[02:29] Himuro
Huh?
[02:30] Yukimura
No!
[02:31] Yukimura
How many times must I say
it before you understand?
[02:33] Yukimura
You need to pause for 2.42 seconds there!
[02:36] Kanade
When I get nervous, I start talking faster!
[02:39] Yukimura
Do you think you'll be able to make it
through the presentations like that?
[02:43] Yukimura
Now. Again!
[02:45] Kanade (background)
And anyway!
[02:45] Himuro
I get it.
[02:46] Kanade (background)
Is there really a need to accurately
measure the pause to the decimal point?
[02:47] Himuro
Kanade-chan has her presentation tomorrow.
[02:48] Yukimura (background)
What?
[02:49] Yukimura (background)
Anything less is unacceptable. Try it again!
[02:49] Himuro
But our experiment is...
SIGN Times you want to snuggle close +1
SIGN Times you want to hug +!
[02:54] Himuro
I want to touch you...
[02:56] Himuro
I want to dive into your arms.
[03:00] Himuro
But I can't...
[03:01] Himuro
even though you're so close...
[03:04] Himuro
To think it hurts this much...
[03:06] Himuro
Could it be that this is...
[03:08] Himuro
what is called "love"?
[03:15] ---
National University Corporation Shurijou University
SIGN Student
population
SIGN Undergraduates 6,840 persons
SIGN Grad Students 815 persons
SIGN Total 7,655 persons
SIGN Staff ・ Faculty 2,101 persons
SIGN Campus Footprint
Above ground 1,213,161 m²
Basement floors 141,196 m²
SIGN Total 1,354,357 m²
[03:17] Himuro
I did have this feeling yesterday, but...
[03:21] Himuro
I knew it.
SIGN Times I wanted to snuggle
close to Yukimura-kun
[03:23] Himuro
My emotion counter.
[03:25] Himuro
My "I want to snuggle close
to Yukimura-kun" count...
[03:27] Himuro
showed a rapid increase starting
at 8:13 AM yesterday.
[03:31] Himuro
At that time,
[03:32] Himuro
we were on the plane, and I forbade any
physical contact in front of others.
[03:37] Himuro
Which means that this...
[03:38] Himuro
Psychological reactance.
[03:41] Himuro
When you're told to study,
it makes you not want to study...
[03:44] Himuro
When you're told, "don't ever look,"
it makes you want to look...
[03:48] Himuro
It's the state in which being
told not to do something,
[03:51] Himuro
makes you want to do it even more.
[03:53] Himuro
For any human, it is a natural impulse.
[03:56] Himuro
Which means...
[03:58] Himuro
My desire to nuzzle my forehead
into Yukimura-kun's chest,
[04:02] Himuro
is not, necessarily, because I love him.
[04:04] Himuro
I nearly based my decision on supposition.
[04:08] Himuro
That would make me a failure
as a science-type.
[04:10] Himuro
When these presentations come to
an end, we will have free time.
[04:14] Himuro
We will have plenty of opportunities
for physical contact.
[04:17] Himuro
I just have to hold on until then.
[04:19] Himuro
Right now, the first thing I need to do is
watch over the underclassmen's presentations.
[04:21] Kanade
We came all the way to Okinawa
and we're stuck here.
[04:24] Kanade
Um... Himuro-senpai...
[04:26] Kanade
D-Do I have to present in
front of all these people?
[04:30] Kanade
I'm really not good at talking
in front of big crowds...
[04:37] Kanou
Today, we have a total of seven
people presenting, I see.
[04:40] Kanou
Now, if the first person
would like to proceed...
[04:45] Kanade
Huh?
[04:46] Himuro
Kanade-chan, isn't that...
[04:48] Kanade
He's someone who talked to us
on the beach yesterday, right?
[04:52] Kanade
So he's here for the lab training camp, too...
SIGN Seeking Nash Equilibrium in Non-Cooperative Games
Comprised of Large Numbers of People
Through Implementation of Tabu Search Principles Tokyo University of Science & Technology,
department of mathematical information science and engineering, Kanou lab
Shikijou Naoya
[04:56] Shikijou
So...
[04:57] Shikijou
"Seeking Nash Equilibrium in Non-Cooperative
Games Comprised of Large Numbers of People
[05:02] Shikijou
Through Implementation of Tabu Search Principles"...
[05:03] Shikijou
is the title.
[05:05] Shikijou
I'm from the Tokyo University
of Science and Technology.
[05:06] Shikijou
My name is Shikijou Naoya,
and I'll be giving this presentation.
[05:08] Kanade
Yikes! I don't even understand the title!
[05:12] Shikijou
First, I'll start by explaining
Nash equilibrium.
[05:16] Shikijou
When the number of players in
a non-cooperative game is n,
[05:19] Shikijou
we will call player 1's strategy P.
[05:22] Shikijou
At this point, there are many
ways to construct strategy P.
[05:26] Shikijou
The probability of any
given action is p1, p2...
SIGN Nash Equilibrium
SIGN When the number of players in a non-cooperative game is n,
SIGN Player 1's strategy (probability distribution) p
SIGN Player 2's strategy (probability distribution) q
[05:31] Shikijou
continuing to pm.
[05:33] Shikijou (background)
The value of p1 is greater than 0,
[05:33] Kanade
Wh-Wh-What do I do? I have no
idea what he's talking about!
[05:34] Shikijou (background)
and adding all values from
p1 through pm equals 1.
[05:37] Kanade
Himuro-senpai, do you understand this?
[05:38] Shikijou (background)
In the same way, let us consider
player 2's strategy q.
[05:40] Himuro
I understand the gist. But this is...
[05:43] Shikijou
With strategy q—
[05:43] Kaku
Excuse me.
[05:44] Kaku
May I ask a question?
[05:46] Shikijou
Oh... Please do.
[05:48] Kaku
It's about using a tabu search when what
you're looking for is Nash equilibrium...
[05:54] Kaku
The tabu search is a commonly
used method, correct?
[05:56] Kaku
Was there no similar research?
[06:00] Shikijou
Um, probably...
[06:02] Shikijou
Yes. With regards to games with
large numbers of players.
[06:06] Kaku
Then, why choose to go with a tabu search?
[06:09] Shikijou
What? That's...
[06:12] Kaku
There are many instances where
multiple Nash equilibriums exist.
[06:15] Kaku
A genetic search type algorithm,
which can run simultaneous searches,
[06:18] Kaku
would seem to be more effective here.
[06:20] Kaku
What merit does a tabu search present?
[06:24] Shikijou
Well... it's...
[06:30] Kanade
I can't understand any of this conversation.
[06:33] Ikeda
May I ask a question, too?
[06:36] Shikijou
Yes.
[06:36] Ikeda
I'm not familiar with this field, so I
apologize for asking a layman's question.
[06:42] Ikeda
In what way does seeking Nash
equilibrium prove useful?
[06:54] Kanou
Shikijou-kun.
[06:56] Kanou
If you can't answer, then you must
clearly say that you don't know.
SIGN Height: 182 cm Weight: 83 kg
SIGN Blood type: O
SIGN Hobbies: Kendo
SIGN Favorite foods: Chilled tofu
Favorite phrase: Look carefully
where your own footsteps fall
Looks up to: Sakamoto Ryoma
SIGN Tokyo University of Science & Technology,
Dean of Mathematical Information Science and Engineering
Kanou Seijuushi
[07:01] Kanou
Consuming time with your
silence is despicable.
[07:05] Shikijou
I'm sorry. I don't know.
[07:08] Kanou
I did say, didn't I?
[07:11] Kanou
That you should investigate and become
familiar with the points just raised...
[07:16] Kanou
That if you didn't understand,
you should come ask me...
[07:19] Kanou
That you should understand and
prepare before presenting...
[07:22] Kanou
You have been negligent.
[07:26] Kanou
What have you been researching?
For what purpose?
[07:30] Kanou
If you can't even explain
that basic essence,
[07:33] Kanou
then you have been entirely
too lax in your studies.
[07:37] Kanou
It is disrespectful to those
here in attendance.
[07:40] Kanou
We'll call this an end to your presentation.
[07:44] Inukai
That's terrifying!
[07:46] Inukai
They punch you that full
of holes at presentations?
[07:49] Ibarada
Well, when you're not prepared,
that kind of stuff happens.
[07:53] Himuro
Don't worry, Kanade-chan.
[07:55] Himuro
You practiced a lot yesterday, right?
[07:58] Kanade
But...
[08:02] Kanou
Now, the next presenter, Inukai Kosuke-kun.
If you would, please.
[08:11] Inukai
Now that it's come to this...
[08:13] Inukai
I've just gotta go for it!
[08:20] Inukai
The man's man, Inukai Kosuke...
[08:22] Inukai
is gonna blast his way right through this!
SIGN Romance Visual Novel Games with Choices
NP-hardness
Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course, Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information
Inukai Kosuke
Ikeda Kashin
[08:28] Inukai
Ikeda Lab, 4th year student, Inukai Kosuke.
[08:33] Inukai
The title of my presentation is,
[08:34] Inukai
"Romance Visual Novel Games
with Choices NP-hardness."
[08:43] Inukai
So, that being that...
SIGN Sure
SIGN Maybe not today...
SIGN Dieeeee
[08:46] Inukai
When you pick something that
makes Aika happy, like this...
[08:49] Aika
Then, let's go!
[08:51] Aika
No dawdling now!
[08:53] Inukai
Your "likability level,"
an in-game barometer, increases.
SIGN Likability +5
[08:57] Inukai
And...
[08:58] Inukai
if, in this branching story, you want to
pick the route with the highest likability value,
SIGN Game Start
SIGN Choice 1
SIGN Yes
SIGN No
SIGN Ignore and Pass By
SIGN Choice 2
SIGN Go to the Park
SIGN Go to School
SIGN Choice 3
SIGN Choice 4
SIGN Go to Roof
SIGN Go to Class
SIGN Choice 5
SIGN Help Her
SIGN Happy End
SIGN Choice 6
SIGN Leave it to Teacher;
Return to Classroom
SIGN Stay a Little Longer
SIGN Abandon Her
SIGN Choice 7
[09:03] Inukai
and successfully arrive at
Aika's "True Ending," then...
SIGN Start
SIGN Goal
SIGN Critical Path Problem
[09:07] Inukai
this game is the same as what's
known as a "longest path problem."
[09:12] Inukai
This type of problem has
been proven to be NP-hard.
SIGN ① Longest Path Problems
[09:18] Rikekuma
Longest path problems!
[09:20] Rikekuma
...but before that...
SIGN ② Shortest Path Problems
[09:21] Rikekuma
Shortest path problems!
SIGN Tokyo
SIGN Akabane
[09:23] Rikekuma
It's a problem where you calculate the
shortest path from start to goal, bear.
[09:28] Rikekuma
See? It's like that thing you stupid humans
use on the Internet all the time, bear
[09:33] Rikekuma
It's super easy for a computer, bear.
[09:37] Rikekuma
Then, what if, instead, you
looked for the longest route?
SIGN Tokyo
SIGN Akabane
[09:41] Rikekuma
That's right. This is a
longest path problem.
[09:44] Rikekuma
It's a super hard problem that
even baffles computers, bear.
[09:48] Rikekuma
Just like the traveling salesman
problem, people call this NP-hard.
[09:53] Rikekuma
It's a crazy problem, bear!
[09:55] Inukai
That's right.
[09:56] Inukai
Adult games are NP-hard.
[09:58] Inukai
Finding the approximate solution
should be our next challenge!
[10:02] Student A
This guy's amazing!
[10:04] Student B
He's seriously researching adult games...
[10:06] Student C
He's a hero, in so many different ways...
[10:08] Kaku
Excuse me.
[10:09] Kaku
May I ask a question?
[10:12] Inukai
Please do.
[10:15] Kaku
I am not familiar with this field,
[10:18] Kaku
so I apologize if this is a
layman's question, but...
[10:21] Kaku
in what way does this research
possibly prove useful?
[10:25] Inukai
It's super useful for me!
[10:28] Inukai
If I could find an effective way to
quickly complete any romance game,
[10:31] Inukai
nothing could possibly make me any happier!
[10:35] Kaku
There's no point if it only
is of use to you, is there?
[10:38] Kaku
Shouldn't you do some more serious research?
[10:40] Inukai
What?
[10:41] Inukai
I'm super serious about this.
[10:44] Inukai
What is it you don't like about it?
[10:46] Kaku
I am saying that researching
romance games is not useful.
[10:51] Kaku
Are you listening? We are in engineering.
[10:54] Kaku
The foundational ideal of engineering is
[10:56] Kaku
to develop effective technology
for the sake of humanity.
[10:59] Kaku
That is the greatest difference between
this and the natural sciences.
[11:02] Kaku
That is why our research must, in the end,
[11:06] Kaku
be something which contributes to society.
[11:09] Inukai
Huh?
[11:10] Ikeda
Um, excuse me... Professor Kaku.
[11:12] Ikeda
This research theme was
one I suggested to him...
[11:16] Inukai
Games are useful!
[11:20] Inukai
They are fun! They are emotionally moving!
[11:23] Inukai
They are a contemporary
form of entertainment!
[11:25] Inukai
For me, they're what I live for!
[11:28] Inukai
Pretty much every student in
here has played a game, right?
[11:32] Inukai
And there's gotta be some
adult gamers here, too!
[11:36] Inukai
It's technology which has
entertained all these people!
[11:41] Kaku
Your research has nothing to
do with the creation of games.
[11:46] Kaku
You're simply looking for a methodology
which facilitates easier gameplay, right?
[11:49] Inukai
That's right!
[11:51] Inukai
Lately, pro gamers have emerged...
[11:54] Inukai
e-sports are international competitions...
[11:56] Inukai
This is an age where play-by-play
gamers hold live events at Budoukan!
[12:01] Inukai
Even those who are on the
consumer side of games,
[12:03] Inukai
depending on how they play,
can find all kinds of value in them.
[12:05] Inukai
That's the age we live in.
[12:07] Inukai
And I believe that one day...
[12:08] Inukai
my research will be useful to someone!
[12:12] Inukai
Not to mention,
[12:14] Inukai
looking down on adult games like
that is unforgivable, baldy!
[12:17] Kaku
Baldy?
[12:18] Kaku
You! Take more care with your words.
[12:22] Ibarada
Not bad, Torasuke.
[12:25] Kanou
We will now take a ten minute break.
[12:27] Kanou
If the next presenter would please set up.
[12:31] Yukimura
Right. Now, if we connect this
computer, the output should...
[12:36] Yukimura
Hm?
[12:38] Yukimura
What's wrong, Kanade?
[12:39] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai... I...
[12:42] Kanade
I don't feel like I can do this.
[12:45] Kanade
That research seemed super complicated
and it wasn't good enough.
[12:49] Kanade
Compared to that, my research
isn't anywhere near...
[12:52] Yukimura
You're worrying too much.
[12:55] Yukimura
Your presentation will be—
[12:56] Kanade
I can't.
[12:57] Kanade
It's not good enough.
[12:58] Kanade
Presenting in front of all
those people... I can't...
[13:01] Yukimura
Calm down a little, Kanade.
[13:01] Kanade (background)
I can't present...
[13:04] Kanade
What do I do if I mess up?
[13:05] Kanade
If everyone thinks I'm weird...
[13:08] Kanade
I can't take any more of that...
[13:09] Yukimura
Hey, Kanade!
[13:11] Kanou
It's just about time to
start the presentations.
[13:15] Ibarada
Next is Kanade, huh?
[13:17] Ibarada
She seemed pretty freaked out back
there. You think she's okay?
[13:21] Himuro
I'll go see how she's doing.
[13:26] Himuro
I'm not worried about
Kanade-chan's presentation.
[13:30] Himuro
That Yukimura-kun drilled
her pretty hard, after all.
[13:34] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[13:38] Himuro
Oh, honestly!
[13:39] Himuro
A little more self-control, please.
[13:42] Himuro
Once the presentations are over,
[13:43] Himuro
I can have lots of physical contact
with Yukimura-kun. All right?
[13:48] Himuro
With Yukimura-kun...
[13:51] Yukimura
Hey.
[13:52] Yukimura
Pull yourself together, Kanade!
[13:53] Kanade
I can't... I can't...
[13:55] Kanade (background)
I can't present in front
of all those people...
[13:56] Yukimura
You're leaving me no choice...
[13:57] Kanade (background)
If I try, I'll only fail...
[13:59] Himuro
Kanade-chan. Yukimura-ku—
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
[14:22] Kanade
Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
[14:26] Yukimura
And you, don't suddenly unleash
the force of your fists...
[14:30] Yukimura
It was an experiment run by Leslie Seltzer
of the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
[14:33] Kanade
Huh?
[14:34] Yukimura
Sixty-one girls aged 7 to 12 were made to
give a speech in front of a large crowd.
[14:40] Yukimura
Afterwards, their mothers embraced them,
[14:43] Yukimura
comforting them through physical contact.
[14:46] Yukimura
As a result, their oxytocin
levels increased,
SIGN Direct Contact with Mother
Phone Call with Mother (no contact)
Nothing Done
[14:49] Yukimura
and their stress hormone, cortisol,
dropped significantly.
[14:54] Yukimura
I simply emulated the experiment.
[14:56] Kanade
I-I see...
[14:59] Kanade
Wait!
[15:00] Kanade
That worked when their mothers did it!
[15:02] Kanade
Would you really suddenly hug an
underclassman girl like that usually?
[15:05] Yukimura
There wasn't anyone else here!
I had no choice!
[15:08] Yukimura
And it's your fault for being
so extraordinarily frightened!
[15:11] Kanade
Why are you putting it like that?
I'll report you to the police!
[15:14] Kanade
Not to mention, what were you planning
to do if Himuro-senpai saw you doing this?
[15:20] Yukimura
That would be... terrible, but...
[15:23] Yukimura
That has nothing to do with this, does it?
[15:26] Kanade
Yes, it does!
[15:28] Kanou
Excuse me... If you could
start your presentation...
[15:31] Kanade
Oh! Yes! I'll be right there!
[15:33] Kanade
Oh, for crying out loud.
[15:35] Kanade
All that nervous tension disappeared.
[15:38] Yukimura
If you can make such a fuss about it,
I doubt you'll have any problems.
[15:47] Kanade
That senpai really has a sharp tongue,
and he has no tact at all...
[15:51] Kanade
and he's unreasonable in
everything he does...
[15:55] (Flashback) Yukimura
Wear this.
[15:56] (Flashback) Yukimura
It's armor.
[15:57] (Flashback) Kanade
Armor?
[15:58] (Flashback) Yukimura
You've heard of the halo effect.
[16:00] (Flashback) Yukimura
If you wear a lab coat, even you will
look slightly more intelligent.
[16:04] (Flashback) Kanade
What's that supposed to mean?!
[16:06] (Flashback) Yukimura
Do not forget.
[16:07] (Flashback) Yukimura
Dressed in a lab coat, a symbol of wisdom,
[16:11] (Flashback) Yukimura
you have spent your days in diligent
study as a member of the Ikeda Lab.
[16:16] (Flashback) Yukimura
And, you know more about your
research theme than anyone here.
[16:24] Kanade
Okay. Don't let yourself lose to them!
[16:29] Kanade
Saitama University, Ikeda Lab,
Kanade Kotonoha. I will now present.
SIGN Variable Latency Traveling Salesman Problem: a Proposal
SIGN Kanade Kotonoha Ikeda Lab
Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course,
Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information
[16:34] Kanade
My title is, "Variable Latency Traveling
Salesman Problem: a Proposal."
[16:43] Kanade
I'm scared... but...
[16:47] Kanade
I'm okay.
[16:48] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai made me practice
until I couldn't take any more.
[16:52] Kanade
My mouth and body will
just move on their own.
SIGN Variable Latency Traveling Salesman Problem: a Proposal
SIGN Kanade Kotonoha Ikeda Lab
Saitama University Science & Engineering Graduate Course,
Department of Mathematics, Electronics, and Information
SIGN We're for
SIGN realz ♥
[16:55] Kanade
First, if you'll please look at this photo.
[17:00] (Flashback) Kanade
A-Are you sure?
[17:02] (Flashback) Kanade
I can show this picture without any set-up?
[17:04] (Flashback) Yukimura
It makes no difference to me.
First, you need to astound them.
[17:08] Kanade
This is a picture of my two senpai from last month
when they went on an amusement park date.
[17:14] Kanade
They sincerely and wholeheartedly
wanted to enjoy their date,
[17:17] Kanade
so they calculated the most efficient way to
SIGN Cosmo Land Park Map
[17:20] Kanade
visit all the rides at the park,
the optimal date course.
[17:24] Kanade
They utilized the traveling
salesman problem.
[17:27] Kanade
Visiting every single destination in
turn and returning to the start point.
[17:30] Kanade
The problem is calculating
the shortest route.
[17:34] Kanade
It's a quintessential optimization problem,
[17:37] Kanade
and many methods of solving
it have been proposed.
[17:39] Student D
Yeah. You use that for dates, right?
[17:42] Student E
No one uses it like that...
[17:43] Kanade
However, the date in question
was very complicated...
[17:46] Kanade
There were wait times for the rides...
SIGN 120 minute wait
[17:49] Kanade
and their plans were thrown
into great disarray.
[17:51] Kanade
That's when they looked at
each destination again,
[17:54] Kanade
set up time slots for the wait times,
SIGN Wait Times
SIGN Time
SIGN Magnum
Coaster
SIGN Super
Carts
SIGN Giant
Swing Pirates
SIGN min
SIGN min
SIGN min
[17:56] Kanade
and used them to recalculate the
route with the shortest time.
[18:00] Kanade
A new optimization problem,
[18:03] Kanade
the "variable latency traveling salesman
problem." That is my proposal.
SIGN Wait Times
SIGN Time
SIGN Magnum
Coaster
SIGN Super
Carts
SIGN Giant
Swing Pirates
SIGN min
SIGN min
SIGN min
SIGN Formula addressing each
attraction's wait time
SIGN Formula addressing each
attraction's wait time
[18:08] Kanade
Using this problem, it's possible to
calculate an even more viable date course.
[18:13] (Flashback) Kanade
I really believe there are limitations
to using TSP to plan a date.
[18:16] (Flashback) Kanade
If you could at least add wait
times into the calculation...
[18:19] (Flashback) Yukimura
Then you should create that.
[18:21] (Flashback) Kanade
Huh?
[18:23] crowd
Wow...
[18:24] crowd
This seems like something you could
really use at an amusement park, doesn't it?
[18:31] Kaku
May I ask a question?
[18:34] (Flashback) Kanade
Aren't there any countermeasures
for questions?
[18:37] (Flashback) Yukimura
If you have time to think of such cheap tricks,
[18:40] (Flashback) Yukimura
then use that time to look
into the previous research.
[18:42] (Flashback) Yukimura
The professors aren't asking questions
to disparage the students.
[18:47] (Flashback) Yukimura
If you don't know something, say so.
[18:50] (Flashback) Yukimura
Answer what is asked with sincerity
and engage in discussion.
[18:56] Kanade
Please do.
[18:57] Kaku
Configuring the wait times at each location
[19:01] Kaku
requires all the wait times
to be confirmed in advance.
[19:06] Kaku
Is it possible to assemble that data?
[19:09] Kanade
Well...
[19:11] KAnade
As you say, it is difficult
to make perfect estimations.
[19:16] Kanade
However, in many cases, an amusement
park's daily wait time data is stored.
[19:22] Kanade
Using that as the foundation...
[19:24] Kanade
If it's sunny on a weekend...
SIGN Magnum Coaster Wait Times
SIGN July July July July 13th (Fri) 14th (Sat) 15th (Sun) 16th (Mon)
[19:26] Kanade
On a weekday, it'll be about this much...
[19:27] Kanade
Things like that...
[19:31] Kaku
Well, I suppose that's the
only thing you could do...
[19:34] Kanou
May I ask a question, as well?
[19:37] Kanade
Please do.
[19:38] Kanou
I do believe it is an interesting theme,
[19:41] Kanou
but was there no similar previous research?
[19:44] Kanade
Let's see...
[19:46] Kanade
In my research, I couldn't find any, but...
[19:49] Kanou
Really... Could there be one...
[19:51] Kanade
But, there was one...
[19:53] Kanade
that seemed similar when I read it.
[19:55] Kanade
The time dependent traveling
salesman problem.
SIGN Magnum Coaster Wait Times
SIGN July July July July 13th (Fri) 14th (Sat) 15th (Sun) 16th (Mon)
SIGN Road will
be closed
in 5 minutes
SIGN Traffic jam
SIGN Very heavy traffic
starting from 2 pm
SIGN No traffic
right now!!
SIGN Which way
should I go?
[19:59] Kanade
In this problem, the travel time
from destination to destination
[20:02] Kanade
changes depending on the time.
[20:04] Kanade
It isn't the points that change,
[20:06] Kanade
it's the significance of the surroundings
that change in this type of problem.
[20:09] Kanade
Oh! But this is just within the bounds
of what I was able to investigate.
[20:13] Kanade
There may be similar research, but...
[20:16] Kanade
Could it be that you know
of similar research?
[20:19] Kanade
If you have, I'd love to—
[20:21] Kanou
Oh, no. It's nothing like that.
[20:23] Kanou
Kanade-kun, was it?
[20:26] Kanou
That's Ikeda's Lab for you.
[20:28] Kanou
It's only been four months since
you joined, and yet...
[20:31] Kanou
You've really done your research.
[20:38] (Flashback) Yukiumra
Read these immediately.
They are papers in your field.
[20:41] (Flashback) Yukimura
They will be of use one day.
[20:43] Kanade
Yes. A nagging senpai has
trained me very well.
[20:49] Yukimura
The "nagging" wasn't necessary.
[20:53] Inukai
I'm sorry!
[20:55] Ikeda
The exchange of opinions is
very important, however,
[20:59] Ikeda
calling a professor "baldy" isn't good.
[21:03] Inukai
I-I just got all fired up...
[21:16] Kaku
Inukai-kun, wasn't it?
[21:23] Inukai
Huh?
[21:24] Kaku
My, that was a wonderful debate, wasn't it?
[21:27] Kaku
It's been a long time
since I've been so excited.
[21:31] Kaku
I haven't had a student snap back at my
questions like that in quite some time.
[21:36] Kaku
It was very educational for me, as well.
[21:39] Kaku
I'm looking forward to
your next presentation.
[21:44] Inukai
Yessir!
[21:47] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[21:49] Yukimura
Himuro.
[21:50] Yukimura
It's good that Kanade's presentation
finished without any issues, don't you think?
[21:54] Himuro
Yukimura-kun.
[21:56] Himuro
What were you doing with
Kanade-chan earlier?
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 11
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Fight.
[23:35] Himuro
Next time, Proof 11.
[23:37] Himuro
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Fight."
E11 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Having a Fight.
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SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Proof 11
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Having a Fight.
[01:30] Himuro
Tell me...
[01:32] Himuro
What were you doing with Kanade-chan?
[01:36] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai!
[01:37] Kanade
Thank you so much for earlier.
[01:40] Kanade
Thanks to that, I was able
to give my presentation...
[01:42] Kanade
Wait... Huh?
[01:44] Yukimura
I'm telling you, it wasn't like that!
[01:46] Yukimura
It was an emergency situation!
[01:48] Himuro
So you're saying that if it's
an emergency, it's fine?
[01:50] Himuro
There must have been another way!
[01:52] Yukimura
Hey, Kanade. You explain to her, too.
[01:55] Kanade
Huh? Explain what?
[01:57] Yukimura
Himuro saw the thing
before the presentation.
[02:00] Kanade
The thing before the presentation...?
[02:05] Kanade
No, no, no! It isn't what you're thinking!
[02:07] Kanade
My spirit was crushed! He had no choice!
[02:10] Kanade
Honestly, it had nothing to
do with romance or anything!
[02:12] Kanade
Besides, I have zero interest
in this nagging four-eyes!
[02:15] Yukimura
Hey! What do you think you're doing,
slipping that into the confusion?!
[02:17] Kanade
I'm telling the truth!
[02:19] Kanade
Himuro-senpai, there's nothing
for you to worry about...
[02:22] Himuro
I know.
[02:24] Himuro
I don't think you've done
anything wrong, Kanade-chan.
[02:26] Himuro
Rather...
[02:27] Himuro
What I cannot forgive is
[02:29] Himuro
that he can so easily
do that to a young woman,
[02:31] Himuro
and the societal dishonesty it implies!
[02:34] Himuro
After all, I want to hug Yukimura-kun, too!
[02:37] Yukimura
No, I'm telling you...
[02:39] Yukimura
It was a sort of emergency refuge,
extraordinarily extreme measures...
[02:42] Himuro
And that means you can
hug whomever you want?
[02:44] Himuro
What kind of excuse is that?
[02:45] Himuro
Like an emergency refuge?
[02:47] Kanade
I feel like she's mad for
a different reason...
[02:47] Himuro background
Extraordinarily extreme measures?
[02:49] Himuro background
What's that supposed to mean? You
just wanted to hug her, right?
[02:50] Inukai
Hello, my senpai!
[02:51] Yukimura background
No!
[02:52] Inukai
What did you think?
[02:52] Yukimura background
That was the most efficient way
of dealing with that situation!
[02:53] Inukai
Did you see my magnificent presentation...?
[02:55] Himuro background
You always make your escape like that!
[02:57] Himuro
What the deal, anyway?
[02:58] Himuro
Even for our seaside
close contact experiment,
[02:59] Himuro
you left in the middle and never came back!
[03:01] Yukimura
No, there were... unforeseen circumstances...
[03:05] Himuro
What kind of unforeseen circumstances?
[03:06] Inukai
Huh? Are they fighting?
[03:08] Himuro
Don't you have anything to say?
[03:12] Himuro
And even after that, all you did was focus
on Kanade-chan and her presentation,
[03:16] Himuro
and...
[03:17] Himuro; internal
H-Huh?
[03:18] Himuro
And to top it off, you went
and did that with Kanade-chan!
[03:21] Himuro
We still need to do our
experiments, and you just...
[03:23] Himuro
It was the same for the pairing
experiments, too, wasn't it?
[03:26] Himuro
You got excited over all kinds of people...
[03:28] Himuro; internal
What... am I saying...?
[03:32] Himuro
In the end, that's all it is, right?
[03:34] Himuro
For you, Yukimura-kun...
[03:36] Himuro
any woman works, doesn't she?
[03:38] Yukimura
No!
[03:41] Yukimura
That's enough, Himuro.
[03:44] Yukimura
So, what?
[03:45] Yukimura
I should ignore an underclassman
preparing for a presentation?
[03:47] Yukimura
And as long as we can run our
experiments, everything is fine?
[03:50] Yukimura
I should have just left Kanade in that
state, and let her do her presentation?
[03:54] Himuro
Well, no, but...
[03:57] Yukimura
I have not behaved in a manner I
need feel ashamed of with Kanade.
[04:00] Yukimura
However, if Kanade and I had done something,
[04:03] Yukimura
are there any grounds for
you to take issue with it?
[04:06] Yukimura
It isn't as if you and I are dating, are we?
[04:18] Himuro
That's true...
[04:19] Himuro
Strictly speaking, it isn't
as if we are dating, is it?
SIGN Welcome
[04:37] Inukai
Okinawan pork rib soba's so yummy!
[04:42] Inukai
The dolphin show's the best!
[04:46] Inukai
Now that we've finished our presentations,
[04:48] Inukai
we've got nothing left to worry about!
[04:50] Ikeda
Exactly!
[04:52] Ikeda
After studies are done, we must
play with everything we've got!
[04:54] Inukai
Let's enjoy Okinawa to our hearts' content!
[05:08] Ikeda
What do we do...
[05:10] Ikeda
At this rate, our fun research
training camp will...
[05:13] Ikeda
Can't you do anything about it, Ibarada-kun?
[05:16] Ibarada
You can just leave it.
[05:18] Ibarada
Aren't those two always arguing?
[05:21] Ikeda
I hope you're right...
[05:24] Yamamoto
You worry too much, Professor Ikeda.
[05:26] Yamamoto
Those two are rational and intellectual,
[05:29] Yamamoto
so if they talk, I'm sure they'll patch
things up more quickly than you'd think.
[05:32] Yamamoto
Come, come. Let's leave
the two of them alone.
[05:37] Kanade
I hope they'll be all right...
[05:38] Inukai
Yeah...
[05:44] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[05:45] Himuro
Do you know why I am angry?
[05:50] Inukai
Th-This question!
[05:52] Inukai
So many men have given the wrong answer,
[05:55] Inukai
and made the woman even angrier!
It's a question of legendary difficulty!
[05:58] Kanade
What? Is it?
SIGN "I don't know"
[06:00] Inukai
If you say, "I don't know"...
[06:02] woman
Well, figure it out!
SIGN "Why are you so angry?"
[06:03] Inukai
If you ask, "why are you so angry?"
[06:05] woman
Because you're like that!
SIGN "Because xxx?"
[06:08] Inukai
If you give the correct reason
for her anger, then...
[06:10] woman
If you know, then why'd you do it?
[06:13] Inukai
That's how it goes.
[06:14] Inukai
Once the question is asked, it's pretty
much decided the man's in the wrong.
[06:17] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai... How will you answer her?
[06:23] Yukimura
The act of me hugging Kanade
accounts for approximately 34%.
[06:27] Yukimura
It's likely that...
[06:28] Yukimura
the declaration, "it isn't as though we're
dating," accounts for approximately 30%.
SIGN Other (Poor Physical Condition and Ill Humor
Associated with Menstrual Cycle)
SIGN Other
SIGN Consecutive Days of Heat
SIGN Lack of Sleep
SIGN Righteous Indignation
at the Societal Dishonesty
SIGN Failed Experiments
During
Training Camp
SIGN "It isn't
as though
we're dating"
SIGN Act of
Hugging Kanade
[06:32] Yukimura
Also, factors such as "poor physical condition
and ill humor associated with menstrual cycle"...
[06:37] Yukimura
I've made general estimates, however,
there are likely various specific items—
[06:43] Himuro
I see you don't understand at all.
[06:45] Himuro
Your degree of relative error
is off by at least 0.8.
[06:48] Himuro
And, "poor physical condition and ill humor
associated with menstrual cycle" accounts for 0%.
[06:54] Himuro
"Including such detailed items" accounts
for approximately 43% of my current anger.
[07:01] Yukimura
Hey! If you insist that I'm wrong,
show me the evidence!
[07:05] Yukimura
Hey! Himuro!
SIGN Evidence
[07:08] Rikekuma
Evidence!
[07:10] Rikekuma
Look it up in a dictionary yourself, bear.
[07:12] Rikekuma
This time, we'll be looking
at "relative error"!
SIGN Relative Error
[07:14] Rikekuma
Here we have 10 grams of boogers, bear.
[07:17] Rikekuma
But when stupid humans measure the weight,
[07:20] Rikekuma
the way they measure is so inept,
it ends up being 11 grams, bear.
[07:25] Rikekuma
In this case, the measurement error from the
theoretical weight of the b is 1 gram, bear.
[07:29] Rikekuma
This error is called "absolute error," bear.
SIGN "Absolute Error"
[07:32] Rikekuma
In contrast, "relative error"
SIGN Theoretical Value
SIGN Relative Error
SIGN Measured Value - Theoretical Value
SIGN Theoretical Value
[07:35] Rikekuma
is a ratio expressing the relationship of
the absolute value to theoretical value, bear.
[07:39] Rikekuma
In the case of these boogers,
SIGN "Relative Error"
[07:41] Rikekuma
the relative error is 0.1.
[07:44] Rikekuma
In the case of the relative
error of 0.8 Himuro mentioned,
[07:48] Rikekuma
if you measured boogers that
should weigh 10 grams,
[07:51] Rikekuma
it means that the measuring was so bad,
you got a weight of 18 grams, bear.
[07:55] Rikekuma
Whoever did the measuring
was useless scum, bear.
[07:57] Rikekuma
And whoever gathered 10 grams of
boogers is useless scum, too, bear.
[08:02] Inukai
You okay, Yukimura-senpai?
[08:05] Yukimura
I made her angry again.
[08:07] Yukimura
What could the problem have been...
[08:09] Yukimura
Excluding "poor physical condition and
ill humor associated with menstrual cycle,"
[08:13] Yukimura
the other details couldn't have
been so very inaccurate...
[08:16] Yukimura
If the reason for her anger is shifted in time,
then any estimate grows even more difficult...
[08:20] Inukai
I kinda get the feeling
that's not the problem...
[08:26] Kanade
Himuro-senpai!
[08:28] Himuro
Kanade-chan?
[08:29] Kanade
Um... Are you okay?
[08:37] Himuro
What do I do?
[08:39] Himuro
Asking something like,
"Do you know why I'm angry"...
[08:42] Himuro
Why did I go and ask him that question?
[08:45] Himuro
It makes me seem like some
stupid, annoying woman.
[08:48] Himuro
Yukimura-kun must hate me...
[08:50] Kanade
You'd asked before you even
thought about it, right?
[08:52] Kanade
That's just how it goes. I understand.
[08:54] Himuro
A question so difficult to respond to...
[08:57] Himuro
I can't even present any evidence, and I...
[08:59] Himuro
This isn't being intellectual at all!
[09:02] Kanade
Honestly, these people are just...
[09:31] Yukimura
This place...
[09:32] Yukimura
The numerical value here wasn't bad, either...
SIGN Details of the Argument
SIGN 11:05:34 Yukimura Shinya said the following:
"If Kanade and I had done something, are there any grounds for you
to take issue with it? It isn't as if you and I are dating, are we?"
SIGN Himuro Ayame struck Yukimura Shinya's left cheek with her open right hand
SIGN 11:06:46 With a hint of tears in her eyes, Himuro Ayame spoke as follows:
"That's true... Strictly speaking, it isn't as if we
are dating, is it?"
[09:40] Yukimura
...after which, I said,
"it isn't as if we're dating, is it?"
[09:45] Yukimura
Immediately following, Himuro struck my
left cheek with her open right hand.
[09:49] Yukimura
3.4 seconds later, with a
hint of tears in her eyes,
[09:52] Yukimura
she said, "Strictly speaking,
it isn't as if we are dating, is it?"
[09:57] Yukimura
These are the details of
the recent confrontation.
[10:00] Yukimura
What do you think?
Where do you think the problem lies?
[10:04] Inukai
It's probably gotta be that last
thing you said, Yukimura-senpai.
[10:07] Inukai
I think that was a huge misstep.
[10:10] Inukai
If I ever made that choice with Aika...
[10:14] Inukai
I'd get a bloodbath ending.
[10:15] Aika
You said you loved me!
[10:17] Yukimura
It was that bad?
[10:19] Yukimura
Based on the situation, I also believe that
statement to be the primary factor, but...
[10:24] Yukimura
What makes it such a problem?
[10:26] Yukimura
It is a concrete fact
that we are not dating,
[10:29] Yukimura
and Himuro herself acknowledges that.
[10:32] Yukimura
And it's the same for the
way I handled Kanade.
[10:35] Yukimura
I haven't done anything wrong.
[10:37] Inukai
Well, yeah, that's true.
[10:40] Inukai
Everything you've said is a sound argument.
[10:44] Inukai
However...
[10:45] Inukai
There are times in this world
when presenting a sound argument
[10:48] Inukai
isn't what you should do, I guess...
[10:55] Kanade
Himuro-senpai, I...
[10:58] Himuro
Hm? What is it, Kanade-chan?
[11:01] Kanade
I'm really sorry.
[11:04] Kanade
Because of me...
[11:06] Kanade
Himuro-senpai and Yukimura-senpai are...
[11:09] Kanade
I never thought...
things would turn out this way...
[11:12] Kanade
I... I don't know how to apologize to you...
[11:15] Himuro
I told you, none of this is
your fault, Kanade-chan.
[11:18] Kanade
But... it's because Yukimura-senpai
spent all that time with me that...
[11:23] Himuro
But thanks to that,
your presentation went wonderfully.
[11:26] Himuro
The truth is... I understand.
[11:30] Himuro
Yukimura-kun hasn't done anything wrong.
[11:33] Himuro
I've just gone and gotten
angry on my own. That's all.
[11:37] Himuro
When he said that it wasn't
like we were dating,
[11:41] Himuro
it was completely valid, but somehow I
found it utterly hateful and provoking.
[11:45] Himuro
Before I knew it, I'd hit him.
[11:48] Himuro
In this state, I don't suppose
I could call it "love"...
[11:51] Kanade
You're wrong!
[11:52] Himuro
What?
[11:53] Kanade
You have it backwards!
[11:55] Kanade
It's because you love him
that you felt that way.
[11:58] Kanade
It's happened to me, too.
[12:00] Kanade
Getting jealous because the person I love
is paying attention to someone else...
[12:03] Kanade
Getting angry when their
feelings don't turn my way...
[12:08] Kanade
Love is just that kind of thing.
I'm sure of it!
[12:11] Himuro
Is it... really?
[12:14] Himuro
In that case...
SIGN Defining Jealously Frequency
[12:18] Himuro
To be honest, this was a blind spot.
[12:20] Himuro
American psychologist, Berscheid, said that
romantic emotions include both love and hate.
[12:27] Himuro
Up to this point, we've focused
on emotions of affection,
[12:30] Himuro
but in romance, there are
negative emotions, as well.
[12:33] Himuro
If we categorize them as
"contradictory emotions," then...
[12:37] Himuro
I knew it.
[12:38] Himuro
From the time of our argument today,
[12:40] Himuro
my contradictory emotion counter
has risen dramatically.
[12:44] Himuro
If we can establish that this
phenomenon is repeatable,
[12:48] Himuro
then it may prove to be the key to
finding the conditions of "love."
[12:50] Kanade
Um... what would that mean, exactly?
[12:54] Himuro
For example, Yukimura-kun could be
made to flirt with another woman.
SIGN stare
[12:58] Himuro
Then, we take the amount I want to knee him
in the face and make it a fixed quantity.
[13:03] Kanade
What?
[13:04] Kanade
You're really okay with that, Himuro-senpai?
[13:07] Himuro
I'm not.
[13:08] Himuro
But this feeling of not being okay,
and the depression I've felt today,
[13:12] Himuro
might just prove to be a
new lead in our research.
[13:15] Himuro
Tomorrow, first thing, I'll have to
discuss this with Yukimura-kun and—
[13:24] Himuro
Guess I can't since we're
in the middle of a fight.
[13:28] Kanade
Tomorrow... why don't you and
Yukimura-senpai patch things up?
[13:32] Kanade
I'm sure Yukimura-senpai
wants the same thing.
[13:36] Kanade
And I want to see the two of you the way you
always are, having fun doing your research.
[13:43] Himuro
You're right...
[13:44] Himuro
I'm sure... we'll be able to reconcile.
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN I never had any friends.
[13:57] (Flashback) girl A
Oops, I'm so sorry, Himuro-san.
[14:00] (Flashback) girl A
I spilled my water!
[14:02] (Flashback) girl A
But it wasn't on purpose, okay?
[14:04] (Flashback) girl B
I mean, that complicated-looking
book you're reading's all clean now.
[14:08] (Flashback) girl B
Easier to read, right?
[14:09] (Flashback) girl C
Nice one.
[14:11] (Flashback) girl C
Honestly, you should be thanking us.
[14:16] (Flashback) High school Himuro
There is no need to apologize.
[14:18] (Flashback) High school Himuro
Did you know?
[14:20] (Flashback) High school Himuro
"Bullying" exists among animals
other than humans, as well.
[14:25] (Flashback) High school Himuro
There are instances of chimpanzees
grouping together to attack.
[14:29] (Flashback) High school Himuro
There is a tendency for goldfish
to attack weak individuals.
[14:33] (Flashback) High school Himuro
A group rejecting weak
or nonconformist members
[14:36] (Flashback) High school Himuro
is a natural instinct
of any living organism.
[14:39] (Flashback) High school Himuro
Even humanity,
equipped with the power of reason,
[14:41] (Flashback) High school Himuro
retains vestiges of that.
[14:43] (Flashback) High school Himuro
The fact that you engage in such behavior,
[14:45] (Flashback) High school Himuro
simply means that your intellect
is close to that of animals.
[14:48] (Flashback) High school Himuro
That's just the way things are.
[14:51] (Flashback) girl A
What's her deal?
[14:53] (Flashback) girl A
Just because her face and
brains are a little better...
[14:56] (Flashback) girl A
She really makes me sick.
SIGN I never had anyone I loved.
[15:01] (Flashback) boy A
Himuro-san...
[15:03] (Flashback) boy A
Please... would you go out with me?
[15:10] (Flashback) High school Himuro
I'm sorry.
[15:12] (Flashback) High school Himuro
I don't really understand romance,
and I'm not particularly interested.
[15:17] (Flashback) boy A
Of... Of course...
[15:19] (Flashback) boy A
A guy like me would never be a
good match for you, Himuro-san...
[15:23] (Flashback) boy A
I'm sorry.
[15:27] Himuro
Friendship and love.
[15:29] Himuro
Everyone my age was immersed
in living their youth, but
[15:33] Himuro
I couldn't understand it at all.
[15:37] Himuro
Thurston's beautiful
geometrization conjecture
[15:40] Himuro
was far more attractive to me.
[15:42] Himuro
It doesn't bother me.
[15:44] Himuro
Forcing myself to be with someone,
[15:46] Himuro
falling in love with someone.
There's no need for that.
[15:49] Himuro
I'm all right on my own.
[15:51] Himuro
I corrected my personal
appearance and looked ahead...
[15:54] Himuro
Always boldly beautiful...
[15:57] Himuro
Dignified... If I could do that...
[15:59] Himuro
But now...
[16:01] Himuro
I really, really want to
make up with Yukimura-kun!
SIGN 30 Methods for Men
SIGN and Women to Make Up
[16:05] Himuro
We will now discuss strategies
for making up with Yukimura-kun.
[16:09] Kanade
Let's do our best and be friends again!
[16:11] Himuro
I apologize
[16:12] Himuro
for having you join the discussion,
too, Yamamoto-senpai.
[16:15] Yamamoto
It's no trouble!
[16:17] Yamamoto
I had nothing to do, so I just
came over to hang out anyway.
[16:20] Kanade
I asked Ibarada-senpai, as well,
but she turned me down.
[16:25] Himuro
I see.
SIGN We're putting together a plan to help
Yukimura-senpai and Himuro-senpai make up!
SIGN Do you want to come, Ibarada-senpai?
Yamamoto-senpai is here, too.
[16:26] Himuro
That's a shame, but it can't be helped.
SIGN Do you want to come, Ibarada-senpai?
Yamamoto-senpai is here, too.
[16:31] Yamamoto
I know we've just started,
but I had an idea.
[16:34] Yamamoto
What about giving him a present?
[16:36] Kanade
Oh! That's a good idea!
[16:39] Kanade
If you give him a present
you've put your heart into,
[16:41] Kanade
and tell him how you really feel,
without your pride getting in the way,
[16:44] Kanade
I just know it'll work out.
[16:46] Himuro
That's true...
SIGN Times I wanted
to reconcile
SIGN Times I really
wanted to reconcile
SIGN Times I wanted
to kick him
SIGN Times I wanted
to slap him
SIGN Times I wanted to
do experiments with him
SIGN Times I wanted
to talk to him
SIGN Times I wanted
to cling close to him
SIGN Times I wanted
to break his glasses
[16:48] Himuro
By precisely plotting out my feelings,
with no lies or prevarications,
SIGN Yukimura Shinya's Societal Dishonesty
[16:52] Himuro
Pareto optimization could be used to find a
point of equilibrium between our assertions.
[16:56] Himuro
I can compile everything
into an "apology thesis,"
[16:59] Himuro
and give it to Yukimura-kun
along with a present.
SIGN A Proposal Regarding the Fight During
the Okinawa Research Training Camp and
SIGN The Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations
[17:02] Himuro
It's perfect!
[17:03] Kanade
I kinda figured things would
turn out like this,
[17:06] Kanade
but, well, we are talking
about Yukimura-senpai, so
[17:08] Kanade
I guess it's okay.
[17:09] Yamamoto
All right. In that case...
[17:11] Yamamoto
Let's go out and look for a present!
[17:14] Kanade
Yeah!
SIGN Okinawa Souvenirs
[17:17] Himuro
It's such a strange thing...
[17:19] Himuro
I was always fine on my own, and now...
[17:21] Himuro
for the sake of a connection
with another person...
[17:24] Himuro
I've become so desperate.
[17:27] Himuro
But... I met him...
[17:30] HImuro
spent time with him...
[17:32] Himuro
researched with him...
[17:34] Himuro
did all kinds of things with him...
[17:40] Himuro
And for the first time, being
with someone made me feel happy.
[17:45] Himuro
That's why I was really looking
forward to this trip.
[17:49] Himuro
Going to a southern island with
Yukimura-kun for the first time...
[17:52] Himuro
spending time there, running experiments...
[17:55] Himuro
And just maybe... a wonderful
phenomenon might occur...
[17:58] Himuro
I got my hopes up just a little.
[18:01] Himuro
But the reality was different.
[18:06] Kanade
A glasses case! That would
be good, wouldn't it?
[18:10] Himuro
Yukimura-kun doesn't really pay attention
to how he treats his glasses.
[18:14] Himuro
The affinity index on this
seems like it would be high.
[18:16] Kanade
Oh!
[18:17] Kanade
It looks like they inscribe
names and things on them.
[18:20] Himuro
Really?
[18:21] Himuro
In that case...
[18:23] Himuro
It's my fault.
[18:25] Himuro
I threw the experiment into disarray...
[18:28] Himuro
I got angry over trivial things...
[18:30] Himuro
Tomorrow, our trip ends...
[18:33] Himuro
But...
[18:34] Himuro
Yukimura-kun and I haven't
accomplished anything yet.
[18:38] Himuro
I'll have the thesis ready in 30 minutes.
If you'll just wait a little.
[18:41] Kanade
It's amazing you can pull
off a stunt like that.
[18:44] Himuro
But... it's not too late yet.
[18:47] Himuro
I will reconcile with you,
[18:49] Himuro
because I want to do something
on this trip together with you.
[18:52] Kanade
I don't know if this wrapping really
gives off a "gift" sort of feel.
[18:55] Yamamoto
I have pens and things in my
room. I'll go decorate it!
[18:58] Kanade
That's a manga artist for you!
SIGN Apology Thesis
[19:08] Himuro
All right. It's finished!
[19:09] Kanade
That's amazing! It looks like a present!
[19:12] Himuro
Thank you, both of you. I'm off.
[19:14] Yamamoto
Fight!
[19:16] Kanade
Hang in there, okay?
[19:21] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[19:22] Himuro
I wonder if he'll forgive me.
[19:24] Himuro
I wonder if he'll be happy.
[19:26] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai?
[19:28] Inukai
He left a minute ago.
[19:30] Inukai
He said he was going to the ocean,
so... he's probably outside....
[19:34] Inukai
Himuro-senpai!
[19:36] Himuro
Will we be able to go back to normal?
[19:37] Himuro
Researching together...
[19:39] Himuro
Doing experiments...
[19:54] Himuro
Whether this feeling is "love" or not
still hasn't been decided, but...
[19:59] Himuro
if it's allowed for someone like me,
someone who was always alone, then...
[20:12] Yukimura
Himuro?
[20:22] Himuro
Here. This's for you.
[20:24] Yukimura
What is it?
[20:27] Himuro
Open it.
[20:28] Himuro
That's... how I truly feel about you...
[20:41] Himuro
Wait...
[20:42] Himuro
It's not supposed to be...
[20:48] Himuro
Please, forget this happened...
[20:54] Himuro
Why?
[20:55] Himuro
Why is it broken?
[20:57] Himuro
When?
[20:58] Himuro
Was it when I fell?
[21:00] Himuro
Why doesn't anything on
this trip work out right?
[21:05] Himuro
Because it wasn't possible?
[21:07] Himuro
For someone like me,
who always pushed others away,
[21:11] Himuro
to do something like this,
after all this time...
[21:18] Himuro
Do not confuse causation and correlation.
[21:21] Himuro
I am a science-type.
[21:23] Himuro
Calm down.
[21:24] Himuro
Think about it logically.
[21:27] Himuro
Correct your physical appearance.
[21:29] Himuro
Look ahead.
[21:31] Himuro
Always boldly beautiful...
[21:34] Himuro
Dignified... I have to be...
SIGN A Proposal Regarding the Fight During the Okinawa Research Training Camp and the Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations
[21:45] Inukai
You're as cute as always today, Aika...
[21:48] Inukai
Oh, welcome back.
[21:50] Inukai
Himuro-senpai stopped by a minute ago...
[21:53] Yukimura
I know.
[21:55] Inukai
What happened?
[21:59] Yukimura
I will now commence
reconciliation with Himuro,
[22:02] Yukimura
meticulously and completely.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 12
I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You,
So I Tried to Prove it.
[23:35] Yukimura
Next time, Proof 12.
[23:37] Yukimura
"I Knew I Could Fall in Love with
You, So I Tried to Prove It."
E12 - I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You, So I Tried to Prove it
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[00:12] Kanade
She sure is taking a long time...
SIGN Himuro-senpai
[00:35] Yukimura
All right. That should do it.
[00:38] Yukimura
Now, where should I implement this...
[00:42] Inukai
Aika?
[00:44] Kanade
Oh. Yukimura-senpai.
[00:46] Yukimura
Kanade. What's wrong?
[00:49] Kanade
Well, Himuro-senpai is...
[01:00] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai!
[01:02] Yukimura
Did you find her?
[01:03] Kanade
She hasn't been back to the room!
[01:06] Inukai
We've searched every inch of the
hotel, but we can't find her!
[01:11] Inukai
Which means... she's gotta be outside, right?
[01:14] Inukai
I hope she's not caught up
in some kind of trouble...
[01:18] Yukimura
Now that it's come to this,
there's no choice but to use it...
[01:21] Yukimura
It's a method unworthy of a
computer science specialist, but
[01:24] Yukimura
it can't be helped.
[01:25] Yukimura
We'll radiate outward from the hotel,
[01:27] Yukimura
and conduct a "full search."
[01:29] Inukai
A full search?
[01:31] Inukai
Oh!
[01:32] Inukai
You mean, "go search everywhere," right?
[01:35] Yukimura
Kosuke, you search to the west!
[01:37] Inukai
Got it!
[01:38] Yukimura
Kanade, if you could take the east!
[01:40] Kanade
All right!
[01:45] Yukimura
But whether this method will allow
us to find her or not is...
[01:48] Yukimura
Blast it. If only we had some clue...
[01:51] Kanade
Um, Yukimura-senpai!
[01:54] Yukimura
What is it?
[01:56] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai...
[01:57] Kanade
You met with Himuro-senpai, didn't you?
[02:00] Kanade
Did something happen...?
SIGN Proof 12
I Knew I Could Fall in Love with You,
So I Tried to Prove it.
[02:10] Kanade
I see... The present was broken.
[02:14] Yukimura
From my perspective, the fact that the
present was broken doesn't bother me.
[02:18] Kanade
Huh?
[02:19] Yukimura
What does bother me is the way it
was shattered to unrecognizability.
[02:27] Kanade
It was that bad...?
[02:28] Kanade
Himuro-senpai left in a hurry, so maybe
she fell and dropped it along the way.
[02:33] Ibarada
Oh... I saw that happen.
[02:36] Kanade
Oh. Ibarada-senpai.
[02:39] Ibarada
This sofa is a lot more
comfortable than my room...
[02:42] Ibarada
and the Wi-Fi's really strong here, too.
[02:44] Kanade
I see...
[02:45] Yukimura
Ibarada, what do you mean, you saw it?
[02:49] Ibarada
I was here, so I just happened to see it.
[02:52] Ibarada
It was right there, those stairs.
[02:54] Ibarada
I think she tripped on that last step.
[02:57] Ibarada
She's clumsier than she seems, that girl.
[03:01] Ibarada
Still, it really is a shame...
[03:04] Ibarada
Kanade, you helped get it ready, right?
[03:06] Kanade
Yes, I did.
Oh, Yamamoto-senpai helped, too...
[03:10] Kanade
She decorated the wrapping.
[03:13] Ibarada
Oh, now that you mention it, she did
come back to the room suddenly.
[03:17] Ibarada
She was being all secretive.
[03:20] Ibarada
I was coming out of the room
as she was going in,
[03:24] Ibarada
so I had no idea what she was doing.
[03:27] Kanade
Huh?
[03:27] Kanade
Yukimura-senpai, where are you going?
[03:30] Yukimura
There is something I need to verify.
[03:33] Ibarada
Oh.
[03:34] Ibarada
That's right. That manga artist.
[03:36] Ibarada
She left a little while ago,
heading for the beach.
[03:39] Yukimura
No one asked for your help.
[03:41] Kanade
Huh?
[03:42] Kanade
What's going on?
[03:56] Yamamoto
Oh, Yukimura-san.
[03:57] Yukimura
I have one question for you.
[03:59] Yamamoto
What's wrong? You have a question for me?
[04:01] Yukimura
Were you the one who broke Himuro's present?
[04:05] Yamamoto
Wh-What are you talking about?
[04:07] Yamamoto
It's true I gave some advice when Himuro-san
was picking out the present, but...
[04:12] Yamamoto
How does that turn into me breaking it?
[04:15] Yamamoto
There must have been some
kind of accident, right?
[04:17] Yukimura
Himuro appears to have fallen
on the stairs in the lobby.
[04:20] Yamamoto
In that case, wouldn't it have broken then—
[04:22] Yukimura
No.
[04:24] Yamamoto
What makes you so certain?
[04:27] Yukimura
Himuro fell on the last step.
[04:30] Yukimura
The floor is made of marble.
[04:32] Yukimura
Let us assume that the glasses case
weighs the usual approximate 50 grams.
SIGN (Polyvinyl Chloride Resin)
[04:37] Yukimura
It is likely made of
polyvinyl chloride resin.
[04:41] Yukimura
On the last step, given Himuro's height...
[04:44] Yukimura
the most it could have been was one meter.
[04:47] Yukimura
Allowed to free fall from that height,
[04:49] Yukimura
the free fall energy would
have been about 0.49 joules.
SIGN Free Fall Energy
[04:52] Yukimura
Now, the strength of polyvinyl chloride,
it's rating according to the Charpy impact test,
[04:56] Yukimura
is generally 2.0 to 9.8
kilojoules per square meter.
SIGN Strength
[05:01] Yukimura
I can't imagine that simply dropping it
once would cause it to break like that.
[05:06] Yukimura
That is...
[05:07] Yukimura
as long as no one used a tool
to deliberately destroy it.
[05:12] Yukimura
According to the circumstances,
the only possibilities are you and Kanade.
[05:17] Yukimura
However, it is difficult to think that
Kanade would do something like that.
[05:20] Yukimura
The one with the greatest
possibility is you.
[05:24] Yamamoto
Well done, figuring that out.
[05:26] Yamamoto
It's true. I'm the one who did it.
[05:30] Yamamoto
That's a science-type for you.
[05:32] Yamamoto
Imagine using physics calculations
to discover the culprit.
[05:35] Yamamoto
You're nothing like a washout
science-type like me.
[05:38] Yukimura
That calculation was mostly a bluff.
[05:41] Yukimura
As to whether or not it
would actually break,
[05:43] Yukimura
without doing some experiments,
I can't say anything for certain.
[05:46] Yukimura
The conditions are complex and
the object is a glasses case.
[05:49] Yukimura
It isn't a situation which can be compared
simply to a Charpy impact test.
[05:53] Yamamoto
My, does that mean I'm one point up on you?
[05:57] Yukimura
Why did you do something like this?
[05:59] Yukimura
Is it for your manga?
[06:02] Yamamoto
Romance requires obstacles.
[06:06] Yamamoto
Yukimura-san,
[06:07] Yamamoto
have you heard of the
Romeo and Juliet effect?
[06:10] Yukimura
It's from a paper published
by Driscoll in 1972.
[06:14] Yukimura
A type of what is generally referred
to as psychological reactance.
[06:17] Yamamoto
That's right.
[06:18] Yamamoto
It's the phenomenon where interference
and objection from those around you,
[06:21] Yamamoto
causes the feelings of love to increase.
[06:24] Yamamoto
The fact that the love is forbidden
[06:26] Yamamoto
is precisely what makes
the story interesting!
[06:29] Yamamoto
The existence of a great evil
[06:30] Yamamoto
makes justice and good
stand out all the more!
[06:32] Yamamoto
In order to make a dramatic,
come-from-behind win in sports,
[06:35] Yamamoto
first, they have to nearly lose
to a formidable opponent.
[06:39] Yamamoto
If you want a dramatic reconciliation,
[06:41] Yamamoto
then before that, you must hit rock bottom.
[06:44] Yamamoto
It's more interesting that way, isn't it?
[06:47] Yamamoto
As long as I'm creating a manga about you,
[06:49] Yamamoto
it must be interesting, or else
I'll be in a difficult position.
[06:53] Yukimura
Though, it was quite a
sloppy plan, wasn't it?
[06:56] Yukimura
If Himuro hadn't fallen there, there would
have been no doubt that you were—
[07:01] Yamamoto
And what of it?
[07:03] Yamamoto
I've achieved my objective, haven't I?
[07:07] Yukimura
If it's for your manga,
you'll stop at nothing.
[07:10] Yukimura
Whether that means denigrating others,
or even yourself, you wouldn't hesitate.
[07:14] Yukimura
Is that your true nature?
[07:16] Yamamoto
My... How upsetting.
[07:19] Yamamoto
And here I thought you and I were alike.
[07:23] Yamamoto
You never waver from your convictions
and your thirst for research.
[07:26] Yamamoto
If it's for the sake of those things, you care nothing for yourself or others.
[07:30] Yamamoto
You're the same.
[07:32] Yukimura
You're right.
[07:34] Yukimura
I see you understand perfectly.
[07:37] Yukimura
If you do anything more to hurt Himuro,
[07:41] Yukimura
I don't plan to let anything stop me, either!
[07:55] Yamamoto
Himuro-san was running
southwest down this path.
[07:59] Yamamoto
The structure of the roads
in the area is simple.
[08:02] Yamamoto
Given this single limiting constraint,
[08:03] Yamamoto
you should be able to considerably
narrow your focus from a full search.
[08:07] Yamamoto
Next, you just need to do some calculations
and persevere in your search.
[08:11] Yamamoto
I'm sure Himuro-san is
hoping you'll do that, too.
[08:15] Yukimura
What are you plotting?
[08:17] Yamamoto
I have no intention of
asking you to forgive me,
[08:20] Yamamoto
and I don't mind if you don't
think of me as a good person
[08:23] Yamamoto
However...
[08:24] Yamamoto
As long as I'm creating manga,
[08:26] Yamamoto
I am hoping that your
love research goes well.
[08:30] Yamamoto
That is a fact.
[08:34] Yamamoto
The one I broke was a double I secretly
bought while we were shopping.
[08:39] Yamamoto
I hope you'll let her give this to you again.
[08:43] Yamamoto
It wouldn't be right to accept
it from me, would it?
[08:46] Yamamoto
What's wrong?
[08:48] Yamamoto
Himuro-san is waiting for you.
[08:56] Yamamoto
I'll gather the precise
details... another day.
SIGN Science Fell in Love,
So I Tried to Prove It
[09:21] Himuro
Oh, what is it now?
[09:26] Himuro
Ow...
[09:28] Himuro
This is the worst.
[09:30] Himuro
I can't walk like this.
[09:34] Himuro
Where... am I?
[09:37] Himuro
I left my cell phone in the room.
[09:40] Himuro
I seem to be a little bit stranded...
[09:50] Himuro
What am I doing?
[09:53] Himuro
How did things turn out this way?
[09:56] Himuro
What did I do wrong?
[09:59] Himuro
I was looking forward to this
Okinawa trip so much...
[10:04] Himuro
I got strangely jealous,
and started a fight...
[10:07] Himuro
I even broke the reconciliation present...
[10:11] Himuro
In a place like this...
[10:13] Himuro
unable to get back by myself...
[10:18] Himuro
I'm used to being alone.
[10:19] Himuro
I've always been alone, after all.
[10:22] Himuro
But...
[10:23] Himuro
maybe that's what was wrong.
[10:26] Himuro
Back then, if I'd faced them properly...
[10:29] Himuro
maybe this wouldn't have happened.
[10:49] Himuro
How beautiful.
[10:50] Himuro
Crepuscular rays...
[10:52] Himuro
Aerosolized particles in the atmosphere
cause Mie scattering and shine,
[10:56] Himuro
allowing a person to see
the path of the light.
[10:59] Yukimura
It's a type of Tyndall effect, right?
[11:02] Himuro
It might push the beauty index to 100.
[11:06] Yukimura
That high?
[11:09] Himuro
I wanted to admire a view like
this all alone with Yukimura-kun
[11:13] Himuro
while saying things like that.
[11:14] Himuro
That's all I wanted...
[11:17] Himuro
But I knew it wasn't possible...
[11:19] Himuro
For me... it's just...
[11:21] Yukimura
Are you stupid?!
[11:24] Yukimura
Do not make decisions based on supposition!
[11:26] Yukimura
How many times have I told you that?!
[11:28] Himuro
Yuki...mura...kun...
[11:32] Yukimura
Coming all the way out here alone.
[11:35] Himuro
Why... are you here?
[11:37] Yukimura
I have a lot of things I want to say to you.
[11:40] Himuro
Yes. I'm... sorry...
[11:44] Himuro
I got angry over stupid things...
[11:46] Himuro
Fought with you...
[11:48] Himuro
I...
[11:49] Himuro
I ruined all that research...
[11:51] Yukimura
No.
[11:52] Yukimura
I don't care about any of that!
[11:54] Himuro
Huh?
SIGN A Proposal Regarding the Fight During the Okinawa Research Training Camp
and the Transition to Apology and Improvement of Relations
[11:55] Yukimura
What is this apology thesis type thing?
[11:58] Yukimura
It is inadequate!
[12:00] Yukimura
There are far too many typos!
[12:01] Yukimura
And there are too many emotional statements!
[12:03] Yukimura
If it's a paper, make your assertions
based on the grounds of your argument!
[12:07] Yukimura
This isn't like you.
[12:08] Yukimura
In particular, this final clause.
What is this?
[12:11] Yukimura
"I have always been alone, so romantic
behaviors might be impossible for me"?
[12:17] Yukimura
In what way is your past relevant
to the current situation?
SIGN High School Friendship Frequency and
Lifetime Romance Success Ratio Correspondence
[12:21] Yukimura
If you want to claim this, then go with
[12:23] Yukimura
"People who had no friends in high school
100% can't find love." Find some documentation.
[12:28] Yukimura
Cite that reference,
then make your argument!
[12:31] Yukimura
Though I'm certain that data doesn't exist.
[12:34] Yukimura
Don't allow your emotions to
sway you. Stay intellectual.
[12:37] Yukimura
Build your logic on solid foundations,
then make your claims!
[12:40] Yukimura
That...
[12:41] Yukimura
is what it means to be a science-type!
[12:44] Yukimura
What is it?
[12:45] Yukimura
If you have a rebuttal,
then say it. Intellectually.
[12:52] Himuro
What is this?
[12:53] Himuro
I did...
[12:56] Himuro
I did try to be intellectual, as always...
[12:59] Himuro
To calmly analyze the situation!
[13:02] Himuro
But I can't!
[13:03] Himuro
My head is a mess!
[13:06] Himuro
Ever since August 20th,
11:05 AM, when we fought!
[13:10] Himuro
On the emotion counter,
SIGN Positive Emotion Group
Negative Emotion Group
[13:11] Himuro
my negative emotion group increased
nearly four-fold. A dramatic increase!
SIGN Heart Rate (bpm)
[13:14] Himuro
My heart rate is unstable.
SIGN Flow of Time (minutes) Fig. 2.2: Changes in Himuro
Ayame's Heart Rate
SIGN Body Temperature (C°)
SIGN Flow of Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.4: Changes in Himuro Ayame's Body Temperature
Changes in Himuro Ayame's Blood Pressure
[13:16] Himuro
My blood pressure is 12% above average.
SIGN Lowest
SIGN Blood Pressure
SIGN Highest
[13:19] Himuro
My emotions have become unstable, too,
[13:21] Himuro
making me remember things from the
past at least 12 times for no reason!
[13:24] Himuro
If you collected my saliva now,
[13:26] Himuro
my cortisol reading has probably
increased by about 80%!
[13:30] Himuro
Fighting with you
[13:31] Himuro
causes this extensive
negative effect on my body!
[13:34] Himuro
It's very interesting,
but I can't take any more!
[13:37] Himuro
We didn't manage to do any close
contact experiments either...
[13:40] Himuro
Earlier, I even hallucinated a little...
[13:43] Himuro
I feel like an idiot...
[13:46] Himuro
Let me reconcile with you!
[13:48] Himuro
Let me touch you!
[13:50] Himuro
Hurry up and just hold me!
[14:09] Himuro
You're so slow...
[14:11] Himuro
every time...
[14:13] Yukimura
I'm sorry.
[14:16] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[14:18] Himuro
It's all right, isn't it?
Even for someone like me...
[14:21] Himuro
It's possible for me to do
romantic things with you, right?
[14:25] Yukimura
Shh...
[14:25] Yukimura
Quiet.
[14:27] Himuro
What?
[14:28] Yukimura
Don't raise your voice above 20 decibels.
[14:32] Yukimura
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
[14:37] Yukimura
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
SIGN //Third-parties in the Vicinity Paying Attention
SIGN //Ambient Noise Level
SIGN //Ambient Light Level
SIGN //Beauty Index of the Surrounding Environs
SIGN //Seconds Spent Gazing at Each Other
SIGN secs
[14:58] Yukimura
...27, 28, 29, 30.
[15:23] Yukimura
I believe I told you.
[15:25] Yukimura
Don't make decisions based on supposition.
[15:30] Yukimura
This is what you call proof.
SIGN Ikeda Lab
SIGN Yuki
SIGN Found Himuro.
No further cause for worry.
[15:48] Inukai
Senpai?
[15:51] Inukai
All right!
SIGN Ikeda Lab
SIGN Yuki
SIGN Found Himuro.
No further cause for worry.
SIGN Really. Good. I'm happy for you.
[15:58] Ibarada
They say they found Himuro.
[16:00] Yamamoto
My! I see everything ended well, didn't it?
[16:03] Ibarada
Why are you talking like it's
got nothing to do with you?
[16:06] Ibarada
You're the one who made
everything worse, aren't you?
[16:08] Yamamoto
Well, I mean...
[16:10] Ibarada
When I heard you were
helping those two make up,
[16:13] Ibarada
I got a really bad feeling, but...
[16:15] Ibarada
just as I thought, you went and made a mess.
[16:18] Yamamoto
Sometimes you need some strong medicine
when you're doing research, don't you?
[16:23] Yamamoto
By the way, I've been wondering...
[16:26] Yamamoto
What is all that?
[16:28] Ibarada
Oh. I got kinda hungry,
[16:30] Ibarada
and I ended up ordering way too much.
[16:33] Ibarada
Well, you did say you were going to
pay the expenses for this trip, so...
[16:37] Ibarada
Oh. The bill's over there.
[16:44] Yamamoto
Oh, silly Ena...
[16:58] Yukimura
For now, we should head back to the hotel.
[17:01] Himuro
Yes, we should.
[17:08] Yukimura
I went and did it!
[17:10] Yukimura
The "direct contact of mucous membranes"!
[17:12] Yukimura
I may have calculated for this, but...
[17:14] Yukimura
it's all because the conditions for the
highest mood value miraculously coincided!
[17:19] Yukimura
Was this all right?
[17:21] Yukimura
Taking a woman's lips without asking...
[17:24] Yukimura
is a crime of indecent assault, isn't it?!
[17:26] Yukimura
No, wait.
[17:28] Yukimura
Himuro has been wanting a
"high mood-level kiss."
[17:31] Yukimura
That's right! This was a benevolent action!
[17:34] Yukimura
It was not at all like I had ulterior
motives and performed an indecent action...
[17:36] Himuro
Yukimura-kun.
[17:38] Himuro
I can't walk, so you carry me.
[17:41] Yukimura
I suppose I have no choice.
[17:48] Yukimura
I have no ulterior motives. I have no
ulterior motives. I have no ulterior motives.
[17:53] Yukimura
That's right.
[17:55] Yukimura
These are all simply benevolent
actions for Himuro's benefit.
[17:57] Yukimura
It is not the wicked thinking
of some foolish criminal...
[18:01] Yukimura
I am absolutely—
[18:04] Himuro
You're the worst, Yukimura-kun.
[18:05] Himuro
Carrying a girl and collapsing
because of it...
[18:08] Yukimura
Just wait...
[18:09] Himuro
My mass isn't far from the average
mass of the average female.
[18:14] Himuro
This is clearly because you're
so feeble, Yukimura-kun.
[18:17] Yukimura
Silence.
[18:18] Himuro
If you and I align our centers of gravity,
[18:21] Himuro
we should be able to decrease
the moments of force.
[18:23] Himuro
Come on. Hurry up and pick me up...
[18:25] Yukimura
It's because I'm carrying
you that I can't get up!
[18:28] Yukimura
Let go for a minute!
[18:29] Himuro
I don't want to!
[18:30] Yukimura
Why?
[18:30] Himuro
For the last two days, we haven't been
able to do any experiments at all!
[18:34] Himuro
We have to make up for it, don't we?
[18:37] Himuro
That's why I won't. I won't let go.
[18:40] Himuro
I will never let you go.
[18:48] Himuro
Yukimura-kun...
[18:50] Yukimura
What?
[18:52] Himuro
Earlier... that kiss...
[18:55] Yukimura
That was...
[18:56] Himuro
Was all of that part of your calculations?
[19:00] Yukimura
Not all of it...
[19:02] Yukimura
There were quite a few points
of coincidence included...
[19:05] Yukimura
After the failure of the
previous kiss experiment...
[19:08] Yukimura
I kept thinking about ways to
enact a high mood-level kiss.
[19:15] Yukimura
The fact that you were here
in such a beautiful place
[19:17] Yukimura
was a miraculous happenstance.
[19:20] Yukimura
I thought, "It has to be now."
[19:23] Yukimura
That's why... it's... That action was...
[19:26] Yukimura
It was to make your wish a reality...
[19:29] Yukimura
Something I'd prepared for,
to a certain extent...
[19:32] Yukimura
It absolutely wasn't something prompted
[19:34] Yukimura
by any kind of sexual
emotions, done on impulse...
[19:36] Himuro
I see...
[19:37] Himuro
I had no idea...
[19:39] Himuro
All this time, you've been thinking
of how to do this for me.
[19:45] Yukimura
Who says it's about you?
[19:47] Yukimura
This is all to understand the
general conditions of "love."
[19:51] Yukimura
We have only just managed
to succeed at kissing once.
[19:55] Yukimura
We still have a mountain of research to do.
[19:58] Himuro
That's true. This is just the start...
[20:06] Himuro
Everyone!
[20:15] Kanade; background
I'm so glad you're safe!
[20:16] Kanade
These past three days,
[20:17] Kanade
a lot of things happened,
[20:17] Himuro; background
I'm sorry I worried you.
[20:19] Inukai; background
Y-You okay?
[20:20] Kanade
but with this, summer's biggest event,
[20:21] Yamamoto; background
He's collapsed!
[20:22] Kanade
the Okinawa lab trip comes to an end.
[20:24] Yukimura; background
I will not allow you to do as you please.
[20:34] Ikeda
Really... I had no idea it would
develop into such a serious matter...
[20:38] Himuro
I'm sorry for worrying you.
[20:41] Ikeda
Well, I'm just glad nothing bad happened.
[20:44] Inukai
We've returned...
[20:47] Inukai
to the clamor of the city!
[20:48] Ibarada
You bought way too many souvenirs, Torasuke.
[20:52] Ikeda
Now, then! Everyone be careful
getting home, all right?
[20:56] Ikeda
You are dismissed!
[20:58] everyone
Thank you!
[21:03] Kanade
And now,
[21:04] Kanade
we return to our daily lives,
as they've always been.
[21:09] Yukimura
It's finally here.
[21:11] Yukimura
The results of the oxytocin measurements
we collected during the training camp.
[21:14] Kanade
Oxytocin?
[21:17] Kanade
Oh!
[21:18] Yukimura and Himuro
The oxytocin is...!
[21:20] Kanade
The substance that explodes
if you embrace, right?
[21:23] Yukimura
It is not that kind of dangerous substance.
[21:26] Himuro
It's a hormone excreted when
you touch someone you love.
[21:29] Kanade
Was it?
[21:31] Himuro
Investigating that was the objective
of our training camp, but...
[21:35] Himuro
There was the fight and
a lot of other things...
[21:38] Yukimura
Yeah...
[21:39] Kanade
Huh?
[21:41] Kanade
The numbers on just this one
reading seems strangely high...
[21:45] Himuro
Oh...
[21:49] Kanade
You succeeded in your kiss in
a beautiful place like this?
[21:52] Himuro; simultaneous
Yes...
[21:52] Yukimura; simultaneous
Yeah...
[21:53] Kanade
When you kissed, did you feel anything?
[22:00] Yukimura and Himuro
I want to kiss again!
[22:00] Yukimura and Himuro
I want to kiss again!
[22:02] Yukimura
But I can't say that.
[22:04] Yukimura
I am not like those idiots who cave to lust!
[22:07] Himuro
If I'm the only one giddy about
this, it makes me an idiot.
[22:10] Himuro
I have to stay calm...
[22:12] Himuro
Well, let's see...
[22:13] Himuro
Our teeth bumped just a little.
[22:16] Himuro
To be honest, I felt that Yukimura-kun's
method was a little questionable.
[22:20] Kanade
Huh? Criticisms?
[22:21] Himuro
His glasses hit me, and our noses hit, too.
[22:25] Himuro
You forgot to tilt your head
45 degrees, didn't you?
[22:28] Himuro
I couldn't say the kiss was smartly done.
[22:31] Yukimura
In that case, I'll have my say, too.
[22:34] Yukimura
In that moment, your lips tasted
of salt and were slightly rough.
[22:38] Himuro
Wha?
[22:39] Yukimura
As you spent the night by the ocean,
SIGN Mechanism Behind Salt-damaged Kiss
SIGN Seawater droplets of 10⁻¹⁴~10⁻¹⁵g and
particles of sea salt are dispersed in the vicinity.
[22:42] Yukimura
particles of sea salt carried by
droplets of seawater and the salt wind
[22:45] Yukimura
must have adhered to your lips.
SIGN Adhered to lips causing the tactile
sensation of the kiss to deteriorate.
[22:47] Himuro
Well, sorry...
[22:49] Himuro
for being a woman with "salty, rough lips."
[22:52] Himuro
Well, no wonder that kiss
doesn't mean anything to you.
[22:54] Himuro
You pulled your lips away
after only two seconds, too!
[22:57] Yukimura
It... It wasn't like that!
[22:59] Yukimura
That was just because I was embarrassed...
[23:01] Yukimura
It wasn't because I didn't like it.
[23:02] Himuro
That's a lie!
[23:03] Yukimura
It's the truth!
[23:04] Yukimura
Your lips themselves were very soft.
SIGN Kanade
SIGN In Lab
SIGN 4th Dimension
SIGN Rm. 507
SIGN Himuro
SIGN Yukimura
[23:08] Kanade
It seems the love experiments still
have a long, long way to go...
[23:12] Yukimura
All right. I'll prove it to you.
[23:15] Yukimura
I'll give you another kiss right now that
improves on all the points you brought up.
[23:18] Himuro
If it isn't longer than two seconds,
I'll never forgive you.
[23:22] Kanade
I can't keep up with them,
so I'll take my leave here...