# Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for my Retirement
After losing her family in an accident, Mitsuha’s left alone with a mound of financial
problems, but with a newfound ability, she’s got a plan. Thanks to a mysterious entity, she’s now able to jump between her world and another, and now her wealth management strategy is taking off. Mitsuha’s road map to retirement is simple yet effective—save money in two worlds!
# Season 1
# E1 - Mitsuha Goes to Another World
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4MZJQ/mitsuha-goes-to-another-world)
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**[00:03] Mitsuha**
*I don't want to die!*
**[00:05] Mitsuha**
*I don't want to die!*
**[00:07] Mitsuha**
*I don't want to die!*
**[00:09] Mitsuha**
*I don't want to die!*
**[00:11] Mitsuha**
I don't want to die!
**[00:50] Mitsuha**
Ow...
**[01:06] Mitsuha**
*Doesn't look like I have any broken bones.*
**[01:16] Mitsuha**
The moon's huge!
**[01:20] Mitsuha**
I don't want to say such a clichéd line...
**[01:29] Mitsuha**
but where am I?!
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**[01:47] Mitsuha**
*I was falling, wasn't I?*
**[01:49] Mitsuha**
*Yeah, I didn't make it, for sure.*
**[02:03] Mitsuha**
I fell...
**[02:09] (Flashback) Teacher**
With your academic performance,
I thought you'd get into that university,
**[02:13] (Flashback) Teacher**
but you *have* been through a lot, Yamano...
**[02:54] (Flashback) Voice A**
An accident? Poor thing...
**[02:57] (Flashback) Voice B**
She got along so well
with her older brother...
**[02:59] (Flashback) Voice B**
It must be rough for Mitsuha-chan.
**[03:05] Mitsuha**
That's right. That's what happened.
**[03:25] Mitsuha**
*How do I make sense of this situation?*
**[03:27] Mitsuha**
* I fell off a cliff!*
* With a rocky shore below me!*
**[03:33] Mitsuha**
*What would Onii-chan make of this?*
**[03:38] Tsuyoshi**
It's got to be another world.
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**[03:40] Tsuyoshi**
A famous detective once said this.
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**[03:42] Tsuyoshi**
"When you eliminate the
impossible, whatever remains,
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**[03:45] Tsuyoshi**
however impossible, must be the truth."
**[03:48] Tsuyoshi**
Now, let's see where following
that logic takes us.
**[03:53] Tsuyoshi**
If you were already dead,
you'd lack a sense of self.
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**[03:57] Tsuyoshi**
If you were unconscious and in a dream,
you wouldn't feel pain, fatigue, or hunger.
**[04:02] Tsuyoshi**
So what possibility remains?
**[04:07] Mitsuha**
It does seem like another world.
**[04:12] Mitsuha**
There's no need to pinch my cheeks.
**[04:14] Mitsuha**
The sensation is realistic.
**[04:18] Mitsuha**
For now, let's find something to eat.
**[04:27] Mitsuha**
I'll live on, on my family's behalf.
**[05:14] Colette**
Kell corole martonese...
**[05:24] Mitsuha**
A human...
**[05:32] Mitsuha**
The day before yesterday, I saw a rabbit.
**[05:35] Mitsuha**
And yesterday, a deer.
**[05:37] Mitsuha**
And today, you...
**[05:48] Mitsuha**
An unfamiliar ceiling.
**[05:50] Colette**
A temazem!
**[05:54] Colette**
Kia nija?
**[05:56] Mitsuha**
I don't know what you're saying.
**[05:59] Colette**
Teloate ilom atanos.
**[06:01] Colette**
Okok isata ayok.
**[06:03] Colette**
Imik era do?
**[06:04] Colette**
Racocoda atik?
**[06:07] Mitsuha**
This must be your house.
So you saved me.
**[06:11] Colette**
This? So?
**[06:12] Colette**
Thank you. I owe my life to you.
**[06:18] Eline**
Colette.
**[06:19] Colette**
Ia!
**[06:21] Mitsuha**
*Colette-chan, is it?*
**[06:24] Colette**
Garah atiks?
**[06:27] Mitsuha**
Thanks...
**[06:40] Mitsuha**
*It tastes watery...*
**[06:48] Mitsuha**
*No, it's fine. It's edible, at least.*
**[06:52] Mitsuha**
*Hunger is the best seasoning, I guess.*
**[07:01] Mitsuha**
*Huh? Why am I getting déjà vu?*
**[07:04] Tsuyoshi**
You fool, don't eat so hurriedly!
**[07:06] Tsuyoshi**
Your stomach won't be able to take it all.
**[07:10] Mitsuha**
* Shut up! Gimme 12 hours*
* and I'll be as fit as a jet plane!*
**[07:18] Mitsuha**
Huh? It's healed already...
**[07:22] Mitsuha**
How long was I asleep?
**[07:25] Colette**
Long... was?
**[07:27] Mitsuha**
How. Long. Was. I.
**[07:34] Mitsuha**
*Not gonna work, huh?*
**[07:36] Mitsuha**
*Let's start with my name, at least.*
**[07:39] Mitsuha**
Colette.
**[07:40] Mitsuha**
Mitsuha. Mitsuha.
**[07:43] Colette**
Mitsuha?
**[07:44] Mitsuha**
Mitsuha. Mitsuha.
**[07:46] Mitsuha**
Colette. Mitsuha. Colette.
**[07:49] Colette**
Mitsuha!
**[07:51] Colette**
Mitsuha!
**[07:52] Mitsuha**
Uncle! Uncle! You're gonna break...
**[07:54] Mitsuha**
my spine!
**[07:59] Mitsuha**
Thanks for the food.
**[08:01] Tobias**
Colette. Conulia?
**[08:03] Colette**
Ia!
**[08:05] Tobias**
Alo yattoan.
**[08:07] Colette**
Wotajira!
**[08:12] Mitsuha**
*Her father, then?*
**[08:13] Mitsuha**
* He doesn't even flinch*
* at that superhuman hug.*
**[08:17] Eline**
Izem urabat?
**[08:19] Tobias**
Ia, yumonat.
**[08:21] Eline**
Ia!
**[08:22] Tobias**
Ajum atemas.
**[08:24] Tobias**
Iniesna.
**[08:28] Tobias**
As uoki.
**[08:29] Colette**
Nahog inan chinok?
**[08:31] Eline**
Gasonest!
**[08:32] Colette**
Isel kushadoh!
**[08:33] Tobias**
Nad Obunishikoo.
**[09:16] Mitsuha**
I'm back to full health...
**[09:28] Mitsuha**
* It feels more like the middle*
* of nowhere than another world...*
**[09:33] Mitsuha**
*Ugh, my bladder's about to burst!*
**[09:37] Mitsuha**
*A fragrant scent...*
**[09:41] Mitsuha**
I guess a flush toilet
was too much to ask for...
**[09:45] Mitsuha**
Where's the toilet paper?
**[09:49] Mitsuha**
The pocket tissues I always keep on hand
for times like these really paid off!
**[09:54] Mitsuha**
But isn't there anything
I can do about this smell?
**[09:57] Mitsuha**
I want to go to a 100-yen shop
and buy a bathroom air freshener...
**[10:00] Mitsuha**
Like there'd be any here!
**[10:01] Colette**
Mitsuha! Mitsuha!
**[10:04] Mitsuha**
No, I'm fine now...
**[10:07] Mitsuha**
I'm feeling better now!
**[10:09] Mitsuha**
See?
**[10:22] Mitsuha**
Collecting edible plants?
**[10:26] Mitsuha**
I'll help you.
**[10:28] Villager 1**
Achub satelaya.
**[10:30] Villager 2**
Telgar makstaya.
**[10:32] Villager 1**
Arated zumonat.
**[10:33] Villager 2**
Ey Kodezkam.
**[10:33] Mitsuha**
* Birds... the fauna's not*
* too different from Earth.*
**[10:37] Colette**
Mitsuha!
**[10:44] Mitsuha**
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg.
**[10:46] Colette**
Mom strips, mom strip, mom nude.
**[10:49] Mitsuha**
That's one sexy mom...
**[10:57] Colette**
Terot!
**[10:58] Mitsuha**
Oh, you're good at this!
**[11:00] Colette**
Nuk ahelos.
**[11:02] Mitsuha**
What was it? Er, that's...
**[11:05] Mitsuha**
"Not edible", right?
**[11:07] Colette**
Ia!
**[11:12] Tsuyoshi**
This is what it's like to care
for a little sister.
**[11:17] Tsuyoshi**
You must protect little sisters
with your life.
**[11:19] Mitsuha**
That dog was on a leash, you know.
**[11:23] Mitsuha**
What about this?
**[11:25] Colette**
Uryuk ahelos.
**[11:26] Mitsuha**
"Uryuk", which means it's edible?
**[11:29] Colette**
Ia!
**[11:31] Mitsuha**
I've gotten the hang of telling them apart.
**[11:34] Colette**
Kell corole martonese.
**[11:37] Mitsuha**
Huh? Um, what was it...
**[11:40] Mitsuha**
"Dangerous animals... close by?!"
**[11:49] Mitsuha**
Wolves!
**[11:50] Tsuyoshi**
Wolves move in packs.
**[11:53] Mitsuha**
So maybe they're stray wolves, or rather...
**[11:55] Mitsuha**
A parent and its cubs?
Is the big one their mother?
**[11:59] Mitsuha**
On their way back
to her parents' after a divorce?
**[12:03] Mitsuha**
Not good... what do we do?
**[12:08] Mitsuha**
* I've got to protect Colette-chan,*
* no matter what!*
**[12:14] Mitsuha**
* With her strength,*
* she should be able to cling on...*
**[12:21] Mitsuha**
Climb up! Hurry!
**[12:30] Mitsuha**
I'm not good at climbing trees. So long!
**[12:34] Colette**
Mitsuha! Mitsuha!
**[12:40] Mitsuha**
*I'm scared...*
**[12:45] Mitsuha**
*A rock... can I use it as a weapon?*
**[12:49] Mitsuha**
*No! I don't want to die!*
**[12:51] Mitsuha**
*Help me!*
**[12:52] Mitsuha**
*Onii-chan!*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
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Another World
for My Retirement
**[13:07] Mitsuha**
*I'm scared...*
**[13:11] Mitsuha**
*A rock... can I use it as a weapon?*
**[13:15] Mitsuha**
*No! I don't want to die!*
**[13:17] Mitsuha**
*Help me!*
**[13:22] Mitsuha**
Huh? It's Onii-chan's room.
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Splash
**[13:25] Mitsuha**
Is this our house?
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**[13:27] Mitsuha**
Where's the forest? The wolves?
**[13:29] Mitsuha**
A dream?
**[13:34] Mitsuha**
It wasn't a dream.
**[13:35] Mitsuha**
I have to help her!
**[13:37] Tsuyoshi**
Don't take this slingshot lightly.
**[13:39] Tsuyoshi**
This baby packs a punch on par
with a .22 caliber pistol!
**[13:41] Mitsuha**
*There it is, his airsoft trivia!*
**[13:44] Tsuyoshi**
These are steel pellets made for penetration.
**[13:46] Tsuyoshi**
A real man's marbles
for taking enemies head-on!
**[13:48] Mitsuha**
* Getting real close*
* to sexual harassment there!*
**[13:50] Tsuyoshi**
A folding knife for a father to pass
onto his son as a manly tool!
**[13:53] Tsuyoshi**
Its high utility lends it a powerful presence!
**[13:56] Mitsuha**
In other words, it's a pocket knife, right?
**[13:59] Colette**
Mitsuha...
***SIGN*** Pepper
***SIGN*** Shichimi
Togarashi
**[14:12] Mitsuha**
*If there's a connection to that other world,*
**[14:14] Mitsuha**
* I should be able to return*
* to where Colette-chan is.*
**[14:18] Mitsuha**
*Go back?*
**[14:20] Mitsuha**
*Even though I might die for real this time?*
**[14:23] Mitsuha**
* I managed to come home,*
* so why do I have to go back there?!*
**[14:30] Mitsuha**
What reason do I have?!
**[14:31] Tsuyoshi**
Huh? You need a reason to save a cute girl?
**[14:39] Mitsuha**
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
**[14:42] Mitsuha**
You annoying, pain-in-the-butt,
**[14:44] Mitsuha**
Onii-chan who I love!
**[14:50] Mitsuha**
Over here, wolves!
**[14:55] Colette**
Mitsuha!
**[14:58] Colette**
Take this!
**[15:00] Colette**
Spice bomb!
**[15:07] Colette**
Mitsuha!
**[15:36] Mitsuha**
I did it, Onii-chan...
**[15:44] Colette**
Mitsuha! Mitsuha!
**[15:46] Colette**
Mitsuha! Mitsuha!
**[15:52] Mitsuha**
An *unfamilite* ceiling...
**[15:54] It**
What was that?
**[15:56] Mitsuha**
No, I didn't misspeak.
**[15:57] Mitsuha**
It's a cross between
"white" and "unfamiliar".
**[16:00] Mitsuha**
Wait, who? What? Where?!
**[16:03] It**
Looks like this language will suffice.
**[16:06] Mitsuha**
Huh? A lucky cat?
**[16:08] Mitsuha**
The one Onii-chan gave me!
**[16:10] It**
Or so it would seem.
**[16:12] It**
But the reality is...
**[16:13] It**
I am the one you tore away at.
**[16:17] Mitsuha**
Tore away?
**[16:18] It**
Indeed.
**[16:19] Mitsuha**
So, what exactly are you, anyway?
**[16:22] Mitsuha**
Some kind of god?
**[16:23] It**
Not exactly.
**[16:25] It**
I am a being who, in the distant past,
evolved into a life form made of pure energy.
**[16:30] Mitsuha**
Sure...
**[16:31] It**
I have traversed a myriad of worlds,
and by their observation,
**[16:34] It**
gained the concept of "enjoyment".
**[16:37] Mitsuha**
I don't really get it, but it
sounds pretty amazing, at least.
**[16:41] It**
However!
**[16:42] It**
One time, as I wandered a certain world,
**[16:45] It**
I was suddenly besieged
by an intense feeling of displeasure.
**[16:48] It**
And you were its cause.
**[16:50] Mitsuha**
Displeasure, you say...
**[16:52] It**
With your powerful thought
energy of, "I don't want to die!",
**[16:56] It**
you managed to tear off
a part of my mind energy.
**[17:01] Mitsuha**
You mean back then!
**[17:03] It**
Verily!
**[17:04] It**
And that portion you tore off
fused with your mind,
**[17:08] It**
so seamlessly that forcibly removing it
would leave you in a vegetative state.
**[17:13] Mitsuha**
What? So you mean it's harmful in some way?!
**[17:15] It**
Nope!
**[17:17] It**
However...
**[17:18] Mitsuha**
H-However?
**[17:20] It**
It seems you've acquired the ability
to traverse between worlds.
**[17:23] Mitsuha**
A-Acquired?
**[17:25] It**
Yes. It's been added on.
**[17:28] Mitsuha**
Wh-What'd you say?!
**[17:30] Mitsuha**
So that's why I can come and go
between Earth and Colette-chan's world?
**[17:36] It**
Yes. If you can specify an exact location,
**[17:39] It**
you can jump worlds at will.
**[17:42] Mitsuha**
That sounds like a pretty amazing ability!
**[17:46] Mitsuha**
Oh, yeah, it seems that my
wounds heal quickly, as well.
**[17:50] It**
It appears as though you've
acquired healing abilities, too.
**[17:53] It**
Even if you lose an arm, it would
regenerate in about a month's time.
**[17:58] Mitsuha**
Seriously?!
**[17:59] It**
Or it might take three months.
**[18:01] Mitsuha**
Which is it?!
Well, I'm fine so long as it heals.
**[18:04] It**
Do you have any further questions
or requests for me?
**[18:07] Mitsuha**
Requests? Let me think...
**[18:14] Mitsuha**
Language...
**[18:16] Mitsuha**
How about an ability to understand
unfamiliar languages?
**[18:18] It**
Yes. So be it.
**[18:20] It**
I shall make it so you can transfer linguistic
knowledge from those you speak with.
**[18:28] It**
And thus ends my explanation.
**[18:30] It**
Enjoy a life of good health!
**[18:32] Mitsuha**
Hold on a minute!
**[18:33] It**
When the stars have spun some
tens of thousands of times,
**[18:36] It**
I'll come and see how you're doing!
**[18:39] Mitsuha**
Wait, do you mean rotations? Or revolutions?
**[18:41] Mitsuha**
Either way, I won't be alive that long!
**[18:44] Colette**
Mitsuha! You've come to!
**[18:47] Mitsuha**
*Colette-chan...*
**[18:48] Colette**
I'm so glad!
**[18:49] Colette**
You wouldn't wake up, so I was afraid
that you might never open your eyes!
**[18:53] Mitsuha**
*I can completely understand what she's saying.*
**[18:57] Mitsuha**
Thank you. Looks like
you tended to my wounds.
**[19:01] Colette**
Mitsuha, you can speak...
**[19:04] Mitsuha**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:06] Mitsuha**
It looks like I've regained
my lost memories.
**[19:11] Colette**
I'm so glad...
**[19:13] Colette**
I'm so glad!
**[19:14] Mitsuha**
Stop, stop, it hurts, it hurts, my ribs!
**[19:19] Mitsuha**
Thanks for the food.
**[19:21] Eline**
There aren't any kids her age around here,
so I hope you can become friends.
**[19:25] Mitsuha**
*We're not close in age at all...*
**[19:27] Tobias**
Mitsuha.
**[19:29] Tobias**
Thank you for saving my daughter.
**[19:32] Mitsuha**
What's this?
**[19:33] Tobias**
The payment for the wolf.
**[19:34] Colette**
Everyone in the village is grateful
that you slew the wolf.
**[19:38] Mitsuha**
What?
**[19:39] Colette**
The wolf was harvested
for its meat, fangs, and pelt.
**[19:42] Colette**
I finished off the smaller ones
that had collapsed.
**[19:46] Tobias**
Those rights and payment
belongs to you, Mitsuha.
**[19:52] Mitsuha**
This is... gold?
**[19:54] Colette**
Huh? You don't know about money?
**[19:56] Mitsuha**
Well, you see, it's different
from my country's money.
**[20:00] Mitsuha**
Er, what can I buy
with this coin, and how many?
**[20:11] Mitsuha**
* So I can freely travel*
* between this world and Earth...*
**[20:17] Mitsuha**
What would Onii-chan do in my shoes?
**[20:20] Tsuyoshi**
This other world is a frontier!
**[20:23] Mitsuha**
Frontier...
**[20:24] Tsuyoshi**
Cheat abilities exist to be used.
**[20:26] Mitsuha**
You're right.
**[20:28] Mitsuha**
If I live life on Earth as I always have...
**[20:31] Mitsuha**
My parents left behind a decent inheritance,
**[20:34] Mitsuha**
but for university, it'd be pretty tough
paying for four years of tuition and so on.
**[20:38] Tsuyoshi**
Gotta work if you want to
hold on to that money!
**[20:41] Mitsuha**
But it's not like I have any careers
I'm particularly interested in...
**[20:48] Mitsuha**
There's gold to be had here, as well.
**[20:51] Mitsuha**
The societies in this world
are fairly undeveloped.
**[20:54] Mitsuha**
If I could bring manufactured
goods from Earth here...
**[20:56] Tsuyoshi**
Bingo!
**[20:57] Mitsuha**
If I obtain goods from Earth
and sell them in this world...
**[21:00] Tsuyoshi**
Oh, what wonderful alchemy... no, liquidity!
**[21:03] Mitsuha**
I've won!
**[21:05] Tsuyoshi**
Don't get overly optimistic.
**[21:06] Mitsuha**
Yeah.
**[21:07] Mitsuha**
World jumping is a cheat ability, but I might
suddenly become unable to use it.
**[21:12] Mitsuha**
Yeah.
**[21:12] Mitsuha**
I need to secure enough funds
**[21:15] Mitsuha**
so that it's okay,
even if I get stuck in either world!
**[21:17] Tsuyoshi**
How much?
***SIGN*** Balance
**[21:22] Mitsuha**
Well, if I had one billion, I could
probably live to be 100 in good comfort.
**[21:27] Tsuyoshi**
So for both worlds,
that's two billion yen in total!
**[21:29] Mitsuha**
For that I need gold!
**[21:31] Mitsuha**
Tens of thousands of gold coins!
**[21:33] Tsuyoshi**
Yes! Gold!
**[21:35] Mitsuha**
Okay! This is where the ambitions
of Yamano Mitsuha begin!
**[21:41] Mitsuha**
* In preparation for my happy,*
* peaceful retirement,*
**[21:44] Mitsuha**
* I'm going to save up two billion yen's*
* worth of gold in another world!*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
# E2 - Kingdom of Ambitions
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2VD77/kingdom-of-ambitions)
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***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Ambitions
**[01:34] Mitsuha**
You see, I left my country with some of
my friends, and came to this one by boat.
**[01:39] Mitsuha**
But I got separated from them.
**[01:42] Mitsuha**
After wandering for several days,
I met you, Colette.
**[01:45] Colette**
That must have been rough...
**[01:48] Colette**
And yet you protected me from
those wolves, and even got hurt...
**[01:53] Colette**
Thanks, Mitsuha!
**[01:54] Mitsuha**
Agh!
**[01:56] Mitsuha**
Don't do that! Seriously!
**[01:58] Mitsuha**
It's gonna crack!
**[01:59] Mitsuha**
Uncle! I said uncle!
**[02:04] Mitsuha**
Good morning, Tobias.
**[02:06] Tobias**
Morning, Mitsuha.
**[02:12] Mitsuha**
* Matches and lighters really*
* are magical items.*
**[02:25] Mitsuha**
I can't stand the smell of these toilets!
**[02:27] Mitsuha**
I want an air freshener!
**[02:29] Villager 1**
Hey there, wolf-slaying hero.
**[02:31] Villager 2**
Are your wounds healed up?
**[02:33] Mitsuha**
Well, I suppose.
**[02:35] Villager 1**
I heard she crossed the sea to get here.
**[02:37] Villager 2**
Huh, from so far away?
**[02:39] Villager 1**
Never thought someone from a foreign
country would visit this place.
**[02:42] Mitsuha**
*Now's my chance to gather some information!*
**[02:45] Mitsuha**
This sure is a nice place.
**[02:49] Mitsuha**
What's it like to live here?
**[02:53] Villager 1**
Lord Bozes, who rules over
this land, is a reasonable man.
**[02:57] Mitsuha**
So Bozes is the name of this country's king?
**[03:00] Villager 1**
He's not the king, he's our lord.
**[03:03] Villager 1**
Count Claus von Bozes.
**[03:06] Mitsuha**
A count...
**[03:08] Mitsuha**
* So "von" must be a title*
* indicating nobility.*
**[03:12] Villager 2**
When we have poor wheat or vegetable
harvests, he'll reduce the yearly levies.
**[03:15] Mitsuha**
I see...
**[03:16] Villager 1**
He widened the roads into town, as well.
**[03:19] Villager 2**
That's right, to make it easier
to haul crops and game.
**[03:23] Mitsuha**
Oh!
**[03:24] Mitsuha**
*He sounds like a pretty nice person.*
**[03:26] Villager 1**
And he's a powerful man
with influence in the government.
**[03:29] Mitsuha**
Oh, my!
**[03:31] Mitsuha**
* He sounds like a good way to start*
* making my way up in this world.*
**[03:34] Villager 1**
You want to go to the royal capital?
**[03:36] Villager 2**
That's quite a distance from here.
**[03:38] Mitsuha**
But...
**[03:39] Mitsuha**
I promised the friends I was separated from
**[03:41] Mitsuha**
that we'd meet back up in the capital
if anything happened.
**[03:45] Colette**
What? Mitsuha...
**[03:47] Villager 1**
There's a passenger wagon setting off
for town tomorrow morning.
**[03:50] Villager 2**
Going from the lord's town to the capital
will take seven days by wagon.
**[03:54] Villager 1**
A child traveling on her own
that far away...
**[03:57] Mitsuha**
I'm an adult.
**[03:59] Group**
Wh-What'd you say?!
**[04:03] Villager 1**
Come on...
**[04:04] Villager 2**
No way...
**[04:06] Mitsuha**
I'm an adult.
**[04:09] Villager 1**
If you're an adult,
that'd make us old geezers!
**[04:12] Villager 2**
Right?
**[04:14] Mitsuha**
In my country, I'm considered an adult!
**[04:19] Group**
O-Oh...
**[04:23] Villager 1**
Is that right?
**[04:24] Villager 2**
It's a big world out there, huh?
**[04:27] Mitsuha**
So what time does the wagon set off?
**[04:30] Villager 1**
Huh? I said in the morning.
**[04:32] Mitsuha**
I'm asking what time in the morning...
**[04:34] Villager 1**
Morning is morning!
**[04:36] Mitsuha**
I see...
**[04:37] Mitsuha**
*How vague...*
**[04:38] Colette**
No!
**[04:41] Mitsuha**
Colette?
**[04:42] Colette**
No, no, no!
**[04:45] Colette**
You can't leave, Mitsuha!
**[04:49] Eline**
Don't throw a fit.
**[04:52] Colette**
Well...
**[04:53] Eline**
You mustn't give Mitsuha a hard time.
**[05:00] Mitsuha**
I'm sad about it, too.
**[05:03] Mitsuha**
The two of us made it out
of that tough spot together.
**[05:07] Colette**
Mitsuha...
**[05:09] Mitsuha**
You saved my life, Colette.
**[05:12] Mitsuha**
I'm truly grateful.
**[05:18] Mitsuha**
But I'm sorry.
There's a reason I need to go.
**[05:22] Mitsuha**
My friends that I'm looking for
should be heading to the capital.
**[05:26] Colette**
But...
**[05:27] Mitsuha**
Then, I promise...
**[05:28] Mitsuha**
One day, I'll make sure I come back.
**[05:31] Colette**
But, but...
**[05:33] Mitsuha**
You're smart, so you must realize
already that you can't stop me.
**[05:39] Mitsuha**
So I want you to send me off with a smile.
**[05:44] Mitsuha**
Every time I think of you
until we meet again,
**[05:48] Mitsuha**
I don't want your crying face
to be what comes to mind.
**[05:52] Mitsuha**
I like it better when you smile, Colette.
**[06:01] Mitsuha**
I said don't do that!
**[06:16] Mitsuha**
Here you go.
**[06:37] Mitsuha**
It looks like the ranks of nobility
are the same as on Earth.
**[06:40] Tsuyoshi**
Coincidences are, at times, inevitable.
**[06:43] Tsuyoshi**
Here.
***SIGN*** About Ranks of Nobility
Duke
Marquess
No2 Count
Viscount
Baron
**[06:45] Mitsuha**
The ranks go duke, marquess,
count, viscount, and baron,
**[06:48] Mitsuha**
so if you exclude dukes
who are tied to royalty,
**[06:50] Mitsuha**
Count Bozes is second from the top,
a prime piece of real estate.
***SIGN*** Prime
Real Estate!!
***SIGN*** Prime
Real Estate!!
***SIGN*** Prime
Real Estate!!
***SIGN*** Prime
Real Estate!!
***SIGN*** Prime
Real Estate!!
***SIGN*** Prime
Real Estate!!
***SIGN*** Prime
Real Estate!!
***SIGN*** Prime
Real Estate!!
**[06:54] Tsuyoshi**
Are you really going to let a fine
property like this get away, ma'am?
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**[06:57] Mitsuha**
Okay, first I've got to hit it off
with this lord, no matter what.
**[07:02] Tsuyoshi**
Fearlessly go forth!
Go and you shall know!
**[07:04] Mitsuha**
After securing support,
**[07:06] Mitsuha**
Yamano Mitsuha will set off
for the royal capital!
**[07:11] Mitsuha**
Hm?
**[07:12] Mitsuha**
Sniff, sniff.
**[07:13] Mitsuha**
It stinks!
**[07:18] Mitsuha**
I stink!
**[07:20] Mitsuha**
*I haven't been able to take a bath...*
**[07:23] Mitsuha**
*I guess I'll return to Earth for now.*
**[07:27] Mitsuha**
Excuse me!
**[07:29] Mitsuha**
Could you let me off here?
**[07:31] Driver**
What? In a place like this?!
**[07:33] Mitsuha**
I just suddenly remembered
**[07:35] Mitsuha**
that the friends from my country
**[07:36] Mitsuha**
said they'd come look for me
on the other side of that tree!
**[07:40] Driver**
What?!
**[07:41] Mitsuha**
If I'm not there like I promised,
they'll all be worried.
**[07:45] Driver**
But walking there will
take you quite some time.
**[07:48] Mitsuha**
It's fine! I can walk quite a bit!
**[07:51] Driver**
Well, if you insist...
**[08:03] Mitsuha**
Shh...
**[08:06] Mitsuha**
Well then, time to try it out!
**[08:08] Mitsuha**
Jump to my house on Earth!
**[08:13] Mitsuha**
There.
**[08:15] Mitsuha**
It's my room...
**[08:17] Mitsuha**
Yes! I successfully jumped worlds!
**[08:20] Mitsuha**
All right!
**[08:25] Mitsuha**
I feel alive again!
**[08:34] Mitsuha**
Okay, commence operation!
**[08:40] Neighbor**
Oh, Mitsuha-chan. Off to work?
**[08:43] Mitsuha**
Yes, that's right.
***SIGN*** Available
***SIGN*** Up to 24 hours
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** 30 min / 100 yen
***SIGN*** Night Rate Max
**[08:52] Mitsuha**
Off we go!
***SIGN*** Sushi Gen
**[08:54] Sign**
Sushi-Go-Round
***SIGN*** Sushi Gen
**[08:55] Sign**
Sushi-Go-Round
***SIGN*** Now Offering Takeout
**[09:01] Sign**
Italian Restaurant
***SIGN*** Hardware Store
***SIGN*** Theater
***SIGN*** WcDonald's
**[09:07] Mitsuha**
There we go...
**[09:09] Mitsuha**
Okay, next is procuring funds!
**[09:14] Teller**
Wait, you want that in cash?
**[09:15] Teller**
Not by wire or check?
**[09:17] Mitsuha**
But that can be traced...
**[09:20] Teller**
What?
**[09:20] Mitsuha**
Ah, no, ignore that.
**[09:22] Mitsuha**
Yes, the other party simply
insisted on a cash transaction...
***SIGN*** Hoshibi Bank
**[09:40] Mitsuha**
Excuse me!
**[09:42] Foreigner**
Hi.
**[09:43] Mitsuha**
I'm Mitsuha Yamano.
**[09:45] Mitsuha**
Nice to meet you.
**[09:47] Foreigner**
Nice to meet you, too.
**[09:50] Mitsuha**
Where are you from?
**[09:52] Foreign**
New Zealand.
**[09:53] Mitsuha**
Wow! Nice!
**[09:57] Mitsuha**
Okay, let's see if the language
mastery worked.
**[10:00] Mitsuha**
Oh, I can read it! I can read it!
**[10:03] Mitsuha**
*Let's check this, this, and this one!*
**[10:07] Narration**
*Private Military and Security Company.*
**[10:11] Narration**
* Combat against threats,*
* guarding dignitaries,*
**[10:14] Narration**
* security and logistics*
* for facilities and trains.*
**[10:17] Narration**
* It is a company that provides services*
* such as military education for civilians.*
**[10:22] Mitsuha**
I understand! I understand it!
**[10:24] Mitsuha**
What a cheat skill!
**[10:26] Mitsuha**
But this one's a bit too large-scale...
**[10:32] Mitsuha**
This one seems pretty good.
**[10:34] Narration**
* Call us and we'll be right there,*
* even at the ends of the Earth!*
**[10:37] Mitsuha**
Wolf's Fang, huh?
**[10:41] Mitsuha**
Okay, let's go with this.
**[10:53] Mitsuha**
I can jump to a destination
if I have a clear image of it,
**[10:57] Mitsuha**
but I can't picture places
I haven't been to, so it won't work...
**[11:01] Mitsuha**
I know!
**[11:04] Mitsuha**
I call it Operation Satellite!
***SIGN*** About World Earth
**[11:04] Sign**
Further Information on World Earth
***SIGN*** Start
**[11:08] Mitsuha**
Figures that there are no on-site images...
**[11:13] Mitsuha**
Okay, here!
**[11:14] Mitsuha**
The latitude and longitude are...
**[11:27] Mitsuha**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[11:32] Mitsuha**
I'm here now, Wiseman!
**[11:37] Mitsuha**
Pardon me!
**[11:40] Guard**
Hey, you, state your business.
**[11:42] Mitsuha**
I'd like to speak with
the person in charge here.
**[11:52] Captain**
Hello there, young lady.
**[11:54] Captain**
Am I right to assume you're here as a client?
**[11:57] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[11:59] Mitsuha**
A pleasure to meet you.
**[12:02] Mitsuha**
My name is Mitsuha.
**[12:05] Mitsuha**
I'd like to request your services.
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
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Another World
for My Retirement
**[12:15] Mitsuha**
Phew...
**[12:16] Mitsuha**
I know I can speak the language,
but that does nothing to calm my nerves...
**[12:20] Mitsuha**
Did I convince them I was a rich girl
from some faraway country?
**[12:25] Mitsuha**
* Now I'm on my way to securing*
* a means of self-defense.*
**[12:27] Mitsuha**
* I don't know how lawless it is*
* in the other world, so it's a must.*
**[12:33] Mitsuha**
*Ah, I'm beat. Good night...*
**[12:38] Captain**
A concealed carry pistol for self-defense,
**[12:40] Captain**
a machine pistol as your main weapon,
**[12:42] Captain**
and a revolver as backup, huh?
**[12:47] Soldier A**
In addition, training on all manner
of automatic rifles and small arms.
**[12:50] Soldier A**
Is that little girl looking to wage war
on an organized group or what?
**[12:54] Captain**
Well, as long as we get paid,
I won't sweat the small stuff...
**[12:59] Captain**
But appraise this, she says.
**[13:00] Captain**
Where's this currency from?
**[13:04] Mitsuha**
Well, then.
**[13:04] Mitsuha**
From what I can tell, that world
was a lot like medieval Europe.
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**[13:11] Mitsuha**
Hmm, there's more to
the Middle Ages than I thought.
**[13:20] Mitsuha**
It's annoying doing this every time,
**[13:22] Mitsuha**
but they'll get suspicious if I don't
come in through the front gate.
**[13:29] Captain**
So you're here, young lady.
**[13:31] Mitsuha**
I'm here, Captain.
**[13:33] Captain**
How cheerful, considering your requests...
**[13:36] Mitsuha**
So were you able to appraise the gold coin?
**[13:39] Captain**
Yeah.
**[13:40] Captain**
At this karat, it's worth
around $200 right now.
**[13:45] Mitsuha**
*Which means...*
**[13:47] Mitsuha**
*Around 80,000 gold for 2,000,000,000 yen!*
**[13:49] Mitsuha**
So would it be possible to pay
using these coins in the future?
**[13:53] Captain**
Yeah. I see no reason
to turn down real gold.
**[14:00] Mitsuha**
Ultimately, I'm hoping to cash in
some tens of thousands of these coins.
**[14:05] Captain**
That depends on the handling fee.
**[14:07] Mitsuha**
Of course I'll sweeten the deal for you.
**[14:12] Captain**
Sounds good. You've got a deal.
**[14:16] Mitsuha**
Then, we'll discuss it at a later date.
**[14:19] Mitsuha**
Okay, then, let's move on to the gun lecture!
**[14:22] Captain**
When handling guns, there are some
rules you must abide by at all times.
**[14:27] Captain**
Those who do not are unfit to possess a gun.
**[14:31] Mitsuha**
Yes!
**[14:37] Captain**
First, treat all firearms
as though they're loaded,
**[14:41] Captain**
and always aim them in a safe direction.
**[14:48] Captain**
Second, never aim a firearm
at anyone other than your target.
**[14:53] Captain**
Third, keep your finger off the trigger
until the moment you aim for a target,
**[14:57] Captain**
and keep it outside the trigger guard.
**[15:02] Captain**
Fourth...
**[15:04] Captain**
Always be aware of where your target is
and what lies beyond it.
**[15:08] Captain**
You should never have stray bullets.
**[15:11] Captain**
Is that understood?
**[15:12] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[15:14] Captain**
Come with me.
**[15:20] Captain**
All right, let's begin.
**[15:25] Captain**
First, a subcompact pistol, the Walther PPS.
**[15:29] Captain**
9mm caliber, 549g.
**[15:32] Captain**
Eight rounds per magazine,
and one round in the chamber.
**[15:37] Mitsuha**
Whoa!
**[15:43] Mitsuha**
Should be more than enough for self-defense.
**[15:46] Captain**
Okay, let's have you fire some rounds.
**[15:48] Mitsuha**
Right!
**[15:51] Captain**
Grip it with your left hand
wrapping around your right hand.
**[15:54] Mitsuha**
Like this?
**[15:56] Captain**
That's right. Don't touch the slide.
**[16:05] Mitsuha**
I missed.
**[16:07] Captain**
Well, that's how it goes at first.
**[16:11] Mitsuha**
* They're governed by a lord,*
* so it must be a feudal society.*
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**[16:19] Captain**
Your main weapon will be a Beretta 93R.
**[16:22] Mitsuha**
Oh!
**[16:24] Captain**
The cartridges are 9mm Parabellum,
just like the Walther.
**[16:26] Captain**
At 1170g, it's a bit heavy,
but it fits 15- or 20-round magazines.
**[16:31] Captain**
Its most distinctive feature
is its three-round burst mode.
**[16:34] Mitsuha**
Burst?
**[16:35] Captain**
If you switch from semi-automatic,
**[16:37] Captain**
it'll fire three shots
with a pull of the trigger.
**[16:40] Captain**
Take a look.
**[16:41] Mitsuha**
Wow!
**[16:43] Captain**
Give it a shot.
**[16:46] Mitsuha**
Agh!
**[16:48] Captain**
You'll be out of ammo in no time
if you panic and keep shooting,
**[16:52] Captain**
but it should be effective
for offhand first attacks.
**[16:55] Mitsuha**
Makes sense...
**[16:57] Mitsuha**
Their knowledge of science
is still undeveloped...
**[17:00] Mitsuha**
I bet they blame natural disasters and stuff
on mysterious powers and superstitions.
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**[17:05] Mitsuha**
Like devils or witches.
**[17:08] Captain**
Your backup revolver
is a Smith & Wesson M940.
**[17:13] Mitsuha**
It's small and easy to hold!
**[17:16] Captain**
Five-round rapid fire,
and it uses semi-automatic 9x19s.
**[17:21] Captain**
You can load all five chambers
at once with a moon clip.
**[17:24] Captain**
However, its construction
gives it stronger recoil
**[17:27] Captain**
than the others you've seen, so watch out.
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**[17:31] Mitsuha**
* In mountains and forests far removed*
* from settlements and towns,*
**[17:34] Mitsuha**
* you can find bandits and brigands who*
* attack merchants and travelers to rob them.*
**[17:38] Mitsuha**
Figures that they'd exist.
**[17:42] Mitsuha**
*I need to be able to protect myself.*
**[17:51] Tsuyoshi**
Killing a fellow human makes you a murderer.
**[17:55] Mitsuha**
* There's no reason not to kill*
* bad guys trying to take your life!*
**[18:00] Tsuyoshi**
The life of a single person
outweighs the Earth.
**[18:03] Mitsuha**
Only an idiot would listen to such
a vapid slogan and let yourself get killed!
**[18:10] Tsuyoshi**
Are we not all brothers as men?
We can talk it out!
**[18:12] Mitsuha**
What if you let them live
and they retaliate?
**[18:15] Mitsuha**
Or go after other people?!
**[18:17] Mitsuha**
You'd be the real killer
for letting them go!
**[18:20] Tsuyoshi**
Those who have strayed
from the path of humanity...
**[18:22] Tsuyoshi**
That's what people call inhuman!
**[18:25] Mitsuha**
Those people are no longer human.
**[18:27] Mitsuha**
The only choice is to exterminate them!
**[18:31] Mitsuha**
How can you call yourselves human?!
**[18:33] Mitsuha**
I'll strike you down where you stand!
**[18:43] Mitsuha**
*I won't hesitate.*
**[18:46] Mitsuha**
* I decided to make money*
* by selling goods gotten from Earth...*
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**[18:50] Mitsuha**
* but I have to be careful*
* how I set my prices.*
***SIGN*** Miracle Auction
**[18:53] Mitsuha**
* Yep, I should set my sales*
* prices pretty high.*
**[18:58] Tsuyoshi**
Goods from Earth fetch a hefty premium.
**[19:00] Mitsuha**
That, too.
**[19:01] Mitsuha**
But I'd rather not chase volume over margins
at the expense of everything else.
**[19:04] Mitsuha**
I won't be able to enjoy life that way.
**[19:07] Tsuyoshi**
You can sell even at prices like these!
**[19:07] Narrator**
Stand by.
**[19:09] Tsuyoshi**
All of you will still buy these, right?!
**[19:12] Mitsuha**
I'm not gonna pursue such
a niche business model!
**[19:15] Mitsuha**
All I need is enough money
for an enjoyable life.
**[19:19] Mitsuha**
For our happiness.
**[19:22] Mitsuha**
The point of living isn't to hoard money.
**[19:24] Mitsuha**
Life wouldn't be any fun that way!
**[19:40] Mitsuha**
No, I can't use this...
**[19:50] Mitsuha**
I was tempted by evil. I'm sorry.
**[20:02] Neighbor**
Have a good day!
**[20:03] Mitsuha**
Ah, hello!
**[20:07] Neighbor**
Mitsuha-chan's back to her old self!
**[20:13] Mitsuha**
Yes, I'll take this one.
**[20:15] Salesperson**
Thank you very much.
**[20:16] Mitsuha**
So would it be possible for you
to round down the price?
**[20:19] Salesperson**
What?
**[20:20] Mitsuha**
I'll pay a lump sum in cash. Please?
***SIGN*** Maiden Couture
**[20:24] Mitsuha**
Hey there! Order from Mikawaya!
**[20:26] Shop Manager**
Oh! Well, aren't we looking sharp today?
**[20:31] Mitsuha**
I'm going into battle!
**[20:32] Shop Manager**
Eh?
***SIGN*** Custom
Cosplay
Items
**[20:33] Sign**
We Take
Orders!!
**[20:34] Mitsuha**
Make me your finest dress!
**[20:39] Shop Manager**
Just leave it to me!
***SIGN*** Yamano
**[20:46] Mitsuha**
No one watching... Go!
**[20:50] Mitsuha**
Too bad they don't have
satellite images here.
**[20:52] Mitsuha**
It's such a pain that I can't just jump to town.
**[21:05] Mitsuha**
Oh, no!
**[21:15] Mitsuha**
Ah...
**[21:21] Neighbor**
Is Mitsuha-chan taking the day off?
**[21:28] Mitsuha**
Okay, I can walk from here.
**[21:34] Mitsuha**
I've completed all of my preparations.
**[21:37] Mitsuha**
Now, let's go! To infinity and beyond!
# E3 - Mitsuha Plays the Part!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD43KJ/mitsuha-plays-the-part)
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***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Mitsuha Plays the Part!
**[01:41] Mitsuha**
Excuse me!
**[01:43] Guard A**
Yes, what is it?
**[01:44] Mitsuha**
Is this the estate of Count Bozes?
**[01:48] Guard A**
Yes, that's right.
**[01:50] Mitsuha**
I'd like to speak with the count.
**[01:54] Guard B**
Do you happen to have an engagement
or a letter of invitation?
**[01:58] Mitsuha**
Nope, I don't.
**[02:00] Guard A**
Then we can't allow you to pass.
**[02:03] Guard B**
I'm sorry, but please take your leave.
**[02:07] Mitsuha**
Figures.
**[02:08] Mitsuha**
No way they'd let me meet him
without an appointment.
**[02:13] Mitsuha**
Hmm?
**[02:22] Mitsuha**
What was that carriage?
**[02:24] Old Woman**
They're sons of the count.
**[02:27] Old Woman**
At times, they come out
to survey the domain like so.
**[02:31] Old Woman**
How admirable.
**[02:33] Mitsuha**
Hmm, hmm...
**[02:35] Mitsuha**
I see.
**[02:38] Tsuyoshi**
There are two kinds of people in this world.
**[02:40] Tsuyoshi**
Those who wait for chances,
and those who create them!
**[02:44] Mitsuha**
And of course I'm...
**[02:52] Mitsuha**
They need to pass through here
to return to the count's manor.
**[02:58] Mitsuha**
So slow...
**[03:09] Mitsuha**
They're here!
**[03:19] Driver**
Whoa, whoa!
**[03:21] Mitsuha**
*Now!*
**[03:23] Mitsuha**
Eek!
**[03:27] Driver**
What?
**[03:28] Driver**
What's wrong?!
**[03:30] Theodore**
Brother, a person!
**[03:34] Alexis**
Are you all right?!
**[03:36] Theodore**
She's passed out!
**[03:38] Alexis**
Quickly, bring her to the manor!
**[03:41] Mitsuha**
*Into the count's manor I go!*
**[03:45] Claus**
A carriage of ours struck someone?!
**[03:50] Mitsuha**
*Infiltration successful!*
**[03:52] Claus**
So how is her condition?
**[03:55] Stefan**
She doesn't appear to have any injuries...
**[03:58] Claus**
We must make sure that's
the case! Get a doctor!
**[04:00] Stefan**
Yes, sir.
**[04:02] Mitsuha**
That won't be needed.
**[04:04] Claus**
Oh, you've come to?
**[04:07] Claus**
I'm the lord of this land.
Claus, the Count of Bozes.
**[04:10] Claus**
My apologies for
the misconduct of my carriage.
**[04:17] Mitsuha**
*These people seem as nice as the rumors!*
**[04:19] Mitsuha**
*Lucky!*
**[04:21] Mitsuha**
Oh, no...
**[04:22] Mitsuha**
I should be thanking you for
so graciously nursing me back to health.
**[04:26] Claus**
Are you really feeling better?
**[04:28] Mitsuha**
Yes, and I have you to thank.
**[04:30] Claus**
I see. How splendid.
**[04:32] Mitsuha**
Perhaps this was fate at work.
**[04:34] Mitsuha**
Please allow me to properly
introduce myself at a later time.
**[04:38] Claus**
Yes, by all means.
**[04:40] Stefan**
Until then.
**[04:48] Mitsuha**
*Okay, almost time for battle!*
**[04:50] Alexis**
So that's when I told him...
**[04:55] Stefan**
Please enter.
**[05:01] Claus**
Oh!
**[05:04] Mitsuha**
I come from the distant nation of Japan.
**[05:07] Mitsuha**
My name is Mitsuha von Yamano.
**[05:11] Claus**
*Elegant attire I've not seen before.*
**[05:14] Claus**
* So she really is a noble*
* from a foreign country.*
**[05:17] Claus**
*However...*
**[05:19] Claus**
My apologies. Please take a seat.
**[05:24] Claus**
You appear to be alone, Lady Mitsuha.
**[05:26] Claus**
What brings you to this town?
**[05:28] Mitsuha**
Oh, yes. We were attacked
by wild animals in my travels,
**[05:31] Mitsuha**
and not only was I separated
from the others,
**[05:33] Mitsuha**
but my life was in danger when
the people of this land saved me.
**[05:37] Mitsuha**
Filled with gratitude, I thought to inform
the lord of the goodwill of his subjects,
**[05:42] Mitsuha**
so I had made my way to this town.
**[05:45] Claus**
My word! Can it be true?
**[05:47] Claus**
* A foreigner... a frail young lady*
* at that, saved by my subjects,*
**[05:52] Claus**
* and retelling the story*
* in front of my children!*
**[05:56] Claus**
*What a wonderfully pleasing development!*
**[05:59] Mitsuha**
In fact, I had paid a visit earlier,
but I wasn't permitted inside.
**[06:04] Claus**
Why, that's the pinnacle of discourtesy!
**[06:07] Claus**
Stefan! Who was on guard duty today?
**[06:10] Mitsuha**
Please wait.
**[06:12] Mitsuha**
I'm at fault for suddenly intruding
with nothing to my name.
**[06:15] Mitsuha**
Your guards only did their rightful duty.
**[06:19] Mitsuha**
Why, I'd say they're worthy of praise!
**[06:22] Claus**
I-If you insist, Lady Mitsuha.
**[06:25] Claus**
*She's of a tender age,*
**[06:27] Claus**
*yet how modest and understanding she is!*
**[06:31] Mitsuha**
* That move just now must have*
* hugely boosted his affection for me!*
**[06:34] Mitsuha**
*So let's go ahead and...*
**[06:35] Mitsuha**
It's not much, but I have an article
brought from my native land.
**[06:41] Mitsuha**
I'd be happy if you would accept it
as a token of my gratitude.
**[06:46] Claus**
Wh-What's this now?
**[06:49] Mitsuha**
It's a multipurpose folding knife.
**[06:52] Claus**
What?! You say this is a knife?
**[06:53] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[06:56] Claus**
S-Such precise craftsmanship! How stunning.
**[07:00] Claus**
I must repay you in some way.
**[07:03] Claus**
Lady Mitsuha, what are your plans after this?
**[07:07] Mitsuha**
Ah, yes, I planned on directly
setting out for the royal capital.
**[07:11] Claus**
That won't do! It'll soon grow dark!
**[07:13] Claus**
I simply won't allow it!
**[07:15] Mitsuha**
Y-Yes!
**[07:17] Claus**
It just so happens that there's a carriage
headed for the royal capital tomorrow morning.
**[07:20] Claus**
Please take that instead.
**[07:24] Claus**
Hmm?
**[07:25] Mitsuha**
I'm ashamed to admit it,
**[07:28] Mitsuha**
but with my meager travel allowance,
I can't afford the carriage fee...
**[07:32] Claus**
*What? No money for a carriage?*
**[07:34] Claus**
*Despite what seems like premium apparel?*
**[07:37] Claus**
* After giving as thanks an item that would*
* fetch dozens of gold if sold to a noble?*
**[07:43] Claus**
That's right... you said you were
separated from your companions.
**[07:47] Claus**
They must have taken care
of the travel expenses.
**[07:50] Mitsuha**
Yes...
**[07:51] Claus**
Please, do stay the night here.
**[07:54] Claus**
We can discuss your circumstances
in greater detail later.
**[07:57] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much.
**[08:08] Claus**
*Just who in the world is she?*
**[08:13] Mitsuha**
*I've won!*
**[08:15] Mitsuha**
*Starting today, my name is Mitsuha!*
**[08:18] Mitsuha**
*Not Yamano Mitsuha, but Mitsuha von Yamano!*
**[08:21] Mitsuha**
* Daughter of an esteemed family*
* from a foreign nation!*
**[08:23] Mitsuha**
* And hiding my noble birth, I'll live*
* in this country as a commoner,*
**[08:29] Mitsuha**
*playing the part of the brave girl Mitsuha!*
**[08:32] Mitsuha**
*No, I'll become her!*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[08:40] Stefan**
Lady Yamano, this way.
**[08:43] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[08:51] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much
for inviting me into your home.
**[08:54] Claus**
Y-Yes, we bid you welcome.
**[08:56] Claus**
Let me formally welcome you
to the Bozes estate.
**[09:01] Claus**
This is a family gathering.
**[09:03] Claus**
Don't worry about manners or decorous
language and enjoy yourself at ease.
**[09:07] Mitsuha**
Understood.
**[09:08] Claus**
Now, then. It's a little late,
but allow me to introduce my family.
**[09:12] Claus**
This is my wife, Iris.
**[09:14] Claus**
And my eldest son.
**[09:16] Alexis**
M-My name is Alexis! I'm 17 years old!
**[09:19] Mitsuha**
*What a shame. He's younger than me!*
**[09:22] Claus**
My second son, Theodore, 15.
**[09:24] Claus**
And my youngest and only
daughter, Beatrice, 13.
**[09:28] Beatrice**
Feel free to ask me anything
as you would an older sister.
**[09:31] Mitsuha**
* Older sister?! Do I really*
* look younger than 13?*
**[09:37] Mitsuha**
*W-Well... I guess it makes sense...*
**[09:45] Mitsuha**
* In this world, even aristocratic*
* meals taste this bad...*
**[10:00] Claus**
Ah, Lady Mitsuha.
**[10:02] Mitsuha**
Y-Yes?!
**[10:03] Claus**
No, I don't mean to bite your head off.
**[10:06] Claus**
Please relax.
**[10:08] Mitsuha**
Y-Yes...
**[10:10] Claus**
Just who, exactly, are you?
**[10:12] Claus**
I'd like an honest answer if it's possible.
**[10:16] Mitsuha**
*Here it is!*
**[10:21] Mitsuha**
The part about being
from a different country is true.
**[10:24] Mitsuha**
I gave you my family name earlier,
**[10:27] Mitsuha**
but now that I've left my country, my rank
or position in my homeland mean nothing.
**[10:34] Mitsuha**
The reason I left my country...
**[10:35] Mitsuha**
I suppose you could call it
a succession dispute.
**[10:38] Mitsuha**
It all began when my father
passed away from an illness.
**[10:42] Claus**
What of your mother or siblings?
**[10:44] Mitsuha**
My mother had already
passed away several years ago.
**[10:47] Iris**
Oh, dear...
**[10:48] Mitsuha**
The only ones left were my kind,
wise younger brother and myself.
**[10:52] Mitsuha**
I believe it's only natural
that my brother be the successor,
**[10:57] Mitsuha**
but there were those who insisted
that I take power instead.
**[11:01] Claus**
Once the daughter succeeds her father,
**[11:04] Claus**
then impose one's own son upon her
to usurp her family fortune...
**[11:08] Claus**
An all-too-common tale.
**[11:10] Claus**
So that's why you're on your current journey?
**[11:12] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[11:13] Mitsuha**
I left a note, but I knew
I'd be forcibly returned if I were found,
**[11:17] Mitsuha**
so I hurried onto a boat
and came to this country.
**[11:19] Mitsuha**
All I've brought with me
are a few personal effects...
**[11:22] Mitsuha**
along with this necklace
as a memento of my mother.
**[11:27] Claus**
I see...
**[11:29] Mitsuha**
And so, I've made up my mind!
**[11:32] Mitsuha**
I'll earn a living in this country,
**[11:34] Mitsuha**
and live an honest life on my own!
**[11:37] Claus**
Truly splendid, Lady Mitsuha!
**[11:39] Mitsuha**
*Nailed it!*
**[11:41] Mitsuha**
If I sell this necklace, it should
be enough to serve as a bankroll...
**[11:46] Iris**
D-Did you say sell it?!
**[11:48] Mitsuha**
Yes?!
**[11:49] Iris**
Do you have any idea what that is?!
**[11:52] Mitsuha**
Ah, yes.
**[11:53] Mitsuha**
These are genuine pearls, so they
should fetch a decent price.
**[11:57] Mitsuha**
Are you saying these are imitations?
**[12:00] Iris**
I don't believe it!
**[12:01] Iris**
You see, pearls vary greatly in their value.
**[12:05] Iris**
And that necklace!
**[12:06] Iris**
They're in the largest category,
and boast perfect shape and deep color!
**[12:10] Iris**
And what's with all
of those matching pearls?!
**[12:14] Iris**
It's not just one or two!
**[12:15] Iris**
You've got enough to make a whole necklace!
**[12:18] Iris**
That should be impossible!
**[12:21] Iris**
I simply cannot believe it!
**[12:28] Mitsuha**
Er... if you'd like to have it, Lady Iris...
**[12:32] Iris**
What?!
**[12:34] Claus**
I-Iris. What would
the market price for that be?
**[12:38] Claus**
Eek!
**[12:39] Iris**
Market price? There's no such thing!
**[12:42] Iris**
It's a one-of-a-kind treasure
that shouldn't exist in this world!
**[12:45] Iris**
An item out of a dream whose owner
is sure to leave one's mark in history!
**[12:49] Iris**
Any king or person wealthy enough would
do anything to get their hands on it!
**[12:54] Claus**
So if you put it up for auction...
**[12:56] Iris**
A senseless move!
**[12:58] Iris**
It'd spark a chain of theft and murder,
**[13:00] Iris**
and those involved would soon go missing!
**[13:02] Mitsuha**
*Yikes! That's worse than I thought!*
**[13:06] Mitsuha**
* Looks like a cultured pearl necklace*
* was going way overboard.*
**[13:09] Mitsuha**
* I figured it'd be cheap on Earth*
* and expensive here...*
**[13:15] Mitsuha**
* But I should have picked something cheaper*
* than the priciest ones at 1,300,000 yen,*
**[13:19] Mitsuha**
*or maybe gemstones instead...*
**[13:23] Mitsuha**
* But if word of this gets out by mistake,*
* it'll cause a lot of headaches...*
**[13:27] Mitsuha**
* That's why I wanted to have*
* the count's family hold on to it,*
**[13:29] Mitsuha**
*so it never hits the market.*
**[13:31] Mitsuha**
* The plan was to have him provide future*
* funds and support in exchange...*
**[13:38] Mitsuha**
Lady Iris, then couldn't we take
the necklace apart to sell the pearls?
**[13:42] Iris**
Take this priceless treasure apart?!
**[13:45] Iris**
Are you picking a fight with the gods?!
**[13:46] Mitsuha**
* Yikes! What do you want me*
* to do then, lady?!*
**[13:51] Mitsuha**
*Whatever, the gloves are off!*
**[13:53] Mitsuha**
Then what should I do?
**[13:55] Mitsuha**
What I need now is not a beautiful
necklace that serves no use,
**[14:01] Mitsuha**
but money so I can survive!
**[14:04] Claus**
You do have a point there...
**[14:07] Mitsuha**
So I'd like Lady Iris to take this after all!
**[14:11] Claus**
S-Such a sum of money...
**[14:14] Claus**
Hmm...
**[14:15] Mitsuha**
All I need is enough money
to start a shop in the royal capital.
**[14:20] Mitsuha**
The rest I'll work hard to earn!
**[14:22] Iris**
Mitsuha, you...
**[14:24] Mitsuha**
*Okay, time to use the ol' tearjerker classic!*
**[14:28] Mitsuha**
I'd like for you to have it, Lady Iris.
**[14:32] Mitsuha**
You see...
**[14:33] Mitsuha**
Something about you reminds me
of my kind, late mother...
**[14:40] Iris**
Mitsuha!
**[14:41] Mitsuha**
Yes?
**[14:42] Mitsuha**
*This could work!*
**[14:48] Iris**
Thank you so much
for thinking of me that way!
**[14:51] Mitsuha**
Lady Iris...
**[14:54] Mitsuha**
* I ended up taking advantage*
* of this nice family,*
**[14:57] Mitsuha**
*but we both benefit from this arrangement...*
**[14:59] Mitsuha**
*So it's fine, right?*
**[15:04] Claus**
Let us adjourn this conversation for now.
**[15:07] Claus**
Now, why don't you all join in, as well?
**[15:10] Alexis**
Yes!
**[15:12] Alexis**
Oh, Mitsuha...
**[15:13] Alexis**
Your beautiful black hair
and mysterious obsidian eyes...
**[15:18] Alexis**
Miraculous hues that the Goddess
has blessed you alone with!
**[15:22] Mitsuha**
Oh, in my country, almost everyone's
hair and eyes are these colors.
**[15:26] Alexis**
Eh...
**[15:28] Theodore**
Mitsuha, that multipurpose knife is amazing!
**[15:31] Theodore**
Do you have anything else?
**[15:33] Mitsuha**
I have a regular folding knife, as well.
**[15:38] Beatrice**
M-Mitsuha!
**[15:40] Mitsuha**
Huh? Ah...
**[15:42] Mitsuha**
* Oh no! Not only did I*
* unknowingly strike a sexy pose,*
**[15:45] Mitsuha**
* but I brought a weapon*
* to an aristocratic dinner table!*
**[15:47] Mitsuha**
*They must be doubly taken aback!*
**[15:50] Mitsuha**
Are the knife arts not
common in this country?
**[15:53] Claus**
Knife arts?
**[15:55] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[15:56] Mitsuha**
In my country, a proper lady
is versed in the knife arts.
**[15:59] Mitsuha**
All women carry a knife like this
for protection at all times.
**[16:04] Claus**
I-Is that right?
**[16:05] Claus**
What a fascinating culture.
**[16:07] Mitsuha**
*Okay, they let it pass!*
**[16:11] Mitsuha**
It's got a sharp edge, so please be careful.
**[16:14] Theodore**
Wow!
**[16:15] Mitsuha**
You can have it if you'd like.
**[16:18] Theodore**
What?!
**[16:19] Mitsuha**
It's for protection, but I have another.
**[16:21] Mitsuha**
How does one gold for it sound?
**[16:24] Theodore**
I-I'll buy it!
**[16:26] Mitsuha**
* Going off the information*
* I got during dinner,*
**[16:28] Mitsuha**
* I figure 1 gold has about the same*
* monetary value as 100,000 Japanese yen...*
**[16:33] Mitsuha**
* It's less than 10 times what*
* it cost, so it's a fair price!*
**[16:37] Alexis**
Mitsuha, is that it?
**[16:39] Alexis**
Do you have anything else?
**[16:40] Mitsuha**
I'm sorry.
**[16:41] Mitsuha**
I left my luggage with my companions,
so I don't really have much else on hand...
**[16:47] Mitsuha**
A change of underwear's all I've got.
**[16:49] Alexis**
I'll take it!
**[16:50] Iris**
Alexis, you...
**[16:52] Beatrice**
Brother Alex...
**[16:54] Alexis**
Ah...
**[16:58] Mitsuha**
That'll be five silver!
**[17:00] Group**
You'll sell it?!
**[17:01] Theodore**
One small gold coin...
**[17:04] Group**
Eh?!
**[17:07] Beatrice**
Mitsuha.
**[17:08] Mitsuha**
Yes?
**[17:09] Mitsuha**
*Whoa!*
**[17:11] Mitsuha**
* S-She's only 13?*
* What a frightening child!*
**[17:16] Beatrice**
You're starting a shop in the capital?
**[17:18] Beatrice**
What kind of shop?
**[17:19] Mitsuha**
Huh? Well, you see...
**[17:21] Mitsuha**
I was thinking of opening a general store.
**[17:23] Beatrice**
A general store?
**[17:24] Mitsuha**
Selling various small articles,
cosmetics, accessories...
**[17:27] Mitsuha**
As well as some practical items
that women would want!
**[17:32] Beatrice**
Wow, that sounds interesting!
**[17:34] Mitsuha**
*That reminds me...*
**[17:36] Mitsuha**
*The food in this world is pretty bad.*
**[17:38] Tsuyoshi**
To live is to eat!
**[17:41] Tsuyoshi**
In other words, the way to a man's
heart is through his stomach!
**[17:45] Mitsuha**
Yeah! That's right!
**[17:47] Mitsuha**
Also, I was thinking of selling food!
**[17:50] Claus**
Food, you say?
**[17:53] Claus**
That might be harder than you think.
**[17:55] Mitsuha**
What does that mean?
**[17:57] Claus**
In recent years, though
there's no clear cause,
**[17:59] Claus**
the yield of wheat and crops
has been decreasing.
**[18:03] Mitsuha**
Isn't that either the impact of continuous
cultivation or a lack of fertilizer?
**[18:07] Claus**
Huh?
**[18:08] Mitsuha**
Growing the same crops over
and over depletes the soil.
**[18:12] Mitsuha**
That's why you need to plant
other crops and rotate the soil!
**[18:16] Mitsuha**
*That's what Onii-chan said!*
***SIGN*** ° Home garden
**[18:19] Tsuyoshi**
Taste my home-grown veggies!
**[18:23] Claus**
I see...
**[18:24] Mitsuha**
You can fertilize the soil
with mulch or manure!
**[18:28] Claus**
Uh-huh...
**[18:30] Mitsuha**
Next, you develop a specialty product!
**[18:34] Mitsuha**
Things you can only grow on Bozes land,
**[18:36] Mitsuha**
as well as those of staggeringly
higher quality than your competitors'!
**[18:38] Mitsuha**
Establish your brand!
**[18:40] Mitsuha**
Raising tax rates will lead
to less total revenue!
**[18:43] Mitsuha**
Also, inventions!
**[18:44] Mitsuha**
A single invention
and you could be raking it in!
**[18:47] Mitsuha**
Let's think of an idea for an invention!
**[18:50] Claus**
Oh, when I talk with you,
it's so fun I simply lose track of time!
**[18:55] Mitsuha**
No, that's really not true!
**[18:59] Mitsuha**
Ah!
**[19:01] Iris**
Oh, how careless of you.
**[19:03] Claus**
How typical of Mitsuha!
**[19:05] Mitsuha**
Oh, don't say that, Dad, Mom...
**[19:09] Mitsuha**
Ah...
**[19:11] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
Well? Isn't this a great idea?
**[19:14] (Flashback) Dad**
When I talk with you, it's so fun
I simply lose track of time!
**[19:20] (Flashback) Mom**
Here, it's nice and cold.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
Ah, yeah, I'll have some!
**[19:25] (Flashback) Mom**
Oh, how careless of you.
**[19:27] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
Typical Mitsuha!
**[19:31] Mitsuha**
*Dad...*
**[19:34] Mitsuha**
*Mom...*
**[19:36] Mitsuha**
*Onii-chan...*
**[19:41] Mitsuha**
*Why did I mix them up?*
**[19:44] Mitsuha**
*I was having so much fun...*
**[19:47] Mitsuha**
*I didn't cry then...*
**[19:50] Mitsuha**
*I managed to hold it in back then...*
**[19:56] Claus**
Mitsuha.
**[19:58] Iris**
Mitsuha...
**[20:01] Claus**
It's fine. It's fine...
**[20:03] Claus**
It's fine if you call me Father...
**[20:06] Iris**
Think of me as your mother, as well.
**[20:30] Mitsuha**
Thank you so much for everything,
all of you of the Bozes family.
**[20:35] Mitsuha**
*Please forget about last night.*
**[20:38] Mitsuha**
* Well, I gained the trust*
* of the count and countess,*
**[20:42] Mitsuha**
*so it all worked out in the end.*
**[20:44] Mitsuha**
* I'm sure they'll be of help*
* in the future, too.*
**[20:47] Iris**
Mitsuha, please do watch your health.
**[20:50] Iris**
And be wary of strange men.
**[20:52] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much, Lady Iris.
**[20:56] Mitsuha**
*I got plenty of practice with Lord Alexis.*
**[20:59] Alexis**
We'll visit the royal capital soon, when
the season for social functions is upon us.
**[21:03] Alexis**
So wait for us!
**[21:04] Mitsuha**
*Sure...*
**[21:05] Theodore**
Tell us more about your country next time!
**[21:08] Beatrice**
I'll tell you all the best
restaurants in the capital!
**[21:11] Mitsuha**
Yes! I look forward to the day
we meet again.
**[21:16] Claus**
I have here a letter instructing that they
prepare as much money as you need.
**[21:20] Claus**
So rest assured.
**[21:23] Mitsuha**
Understood.
**[21:24] Mitsuha**
Thank you for going so far
as to provide me with attendants.
**[21:28] Mitsuha**
* Though I really would have*
* preferred to travel alone.*
**[21:31] Mitsuha**
*Well, it's fine.*
**[21:33] Claus**
Then, please have yourself a safe journey.
**[21:35] Mitsuha**
I will!
**[21:40] Mitsuha**
*To the royal capital!*
**[21:43] Mitsuha**
* My chest is swelling with excitement*
* at the new life that awaits me!*
**[21:47] Mitsuha**
*Well...*
**[21:50] Mitsuha**
*it still looks exactly the same.*
# E4 - General Store Mitsuha
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3XP23/general-store-mitsuha)
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***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
**[01:37] Mitsuha**
Royal capital, here I am!
**[01:41] Mitsuha**
And so, I've finally made it
to the capital, Onii-chan!
**[01:43] Tsuyoshi**
You're opening a shop here?
**[01:45] Mitsuha**
Yep! Straight to a realtor I go
to secure a suitable property!
**[01:48] Mitsuha**
The referral letter from
Count Bozes really helped!
**[01:50] Tsuyoshi**
I see. But don't you need furnishings?
**[01:53] Mitsuha**
I hired a local craftsman
to renovate the place.
**[01:55] Mitsuha**
Oh, but there's a bunch of stuff
I brought over from Earth via jumping.
**[01:58] Tsuyoshi**
Makes sense.
**[01:59] Tsuyoshi**
You've gotten one step closer to
fulfilling your ambitions, sister of mine!
**[02:04] Mitsuha**
*Yes, for a happy retirement...*
**[02:07] Mitsuha**
Hello there.
I've just moved in next door.
***SIGN*** Small Gift
**[02:09] Sign**
General Store Mitsuha
**[02:10] Mitsuha**
Here's a towel for you.
Please use it if you'd like.
**[02:13] Housewife**
Oh, you shouldn't have...
**[02:16] Housewife**
It's so soft!
**[02:17] Mitsuha**
We have more for sale!
**[02:20] Mitsuha**
*I'm going to save up 80,000 gold!*
**[02:23] Mitsuha**
Hello!
**[02:24] Mitsuha**
Ah, here!
**[02:25] Mitsuha**
Take one!
**[02:25] Passerby 1**
What is this, paper?
**[02:27] Passerby 2**
It's so thin and smooth!
**[02:30] Mitsuha**
* General Store Mitsuha's*
* officially open for business!*
**[02:35] Sign**
General Store Mitsuha
**[02:41] Mitsuha**
Mm-hmm, looking good!
**[02:44] Mitsuha**
Mostly stocked from 100-yen shops!
**[02:47] Mitsuha**
A rotating selection of somewhat
luxury items and convenience goods.
**[02:51] Mitsuha**
I chose things that you'd be sad to see
go away, but aren't strict necessities.
**[02:56] Mitsuha**
*These are for myself.*
**[02:59] Mitsuha**
All righty, then!
**[03:00] Mitsuha**
Now all that's left is to wait
for some customers!
**[03:13] Mitsuha**
Well, it's only the first day...
**[03:15] Mitsuha**
This isn't like a supermarket
grand opening sale! That's right!
**[03:27] Mitsuha**
No, it's only the second day...
**[03:34] Mitsuha**
Why? Why can't I get any customers?!
**[03:38] Mitsuha**
*Should I keep the shop open until later?*
**[03:41] Mitsuha**
* But that means I have to*
* work longer hours...*
**[03:45] Mitsuha**
*What to do? What to do?!*
**[03:52] Mitsuha**
*Finally!*
**[03:54] Mitsuha**
Welcome!
**[03:56] Anke**
Ah, er... this shop just opened, right?
**[03:59] Mitsuha**
Yes! We just started two days ago!
**[04:02] Mitsuha**
Please take your time browsing!
**[04:04] Mitsuha**
*That was a close one...*
**[04:06] Mitsuha**
* I'll just drive them away*
* if I'm too aggressive.*
**[04:09] Mitsuha**
*Let's wait and watch.*
**[04:10] Anke**
What's this?
**[04:12] Mitsuha**
That's a fish scaler.
**[04:13] Mitsuha**
You can easily remove fish scales with it,
so it's very handy for cooking.
**[04:18] Britta**
C-Cooking fish?!
**[04:20] Karla**
Remove fish scales?
**[04:21] Mitsuha**
*Hmm? Is something weird?*
**[04:25] Mitsuha**
That's a high-brightness flashlight.
**[04:28] Mitsuha**
A useful pole that extends and retracts.
**[04:32] Mitsuha**
Superglue to stick things
together in a flash!
**[04:37] Mitsuha**
* It didn't work! They don't seem*
* like they'll buy anything!*
**[04:44] Anke**
Hair cleanse elixir?
**[04:46] Mitsuha**
Yes!
**[04:47] Mitsuha**
It's a magic elixir that cleans your hair
and hydrates damaged hair!
**[04:52] Mitsuha**
Soap does exist in this world,
and it's used to wash hair.
**[04:58] Mitsuha**
But it's expensive, runs out quickly,
and isn't cost-effective or high-quality.
**[05:02] Mitsuha**
In contrast, this two-in-one shampoo...
**[05:06] Mitsuha**
can be used dozens of times with one bottle!
**[05:08] Mitsuha**
A bargain item that keeps your hair
beautifully glossy and smooth!
**[05:13] Britta**
Did you say dozens of times?!
**[05:15] Anke**
Glossy...
**[05:16] Karla**
Smooth...
**[05:17] Mitsuha**
Yes! I'd stake this store's reputation on it!
**[05:20] Anke**
Eight silver...
**[05:22] Anke**
Hmm, that's asking a bit too much...
**[05:24] Britta**
No way!
**[05:25] Karla**
Yep...
**[05:28] Mitsuha**
* I mean, I know eight silver is no small*
* amount for a commoner to spend,*
**[05:33] Mitsuha**
*but you'd know if you tried it! If only...*
**[05:36] Mitsuha**
Please wait!
**[05:37] Mitsuha**
Would one of you like to try
a complimentary sample?
**[05:40] Anke**
Huh? For free?
**[05:42] Karla**
Hmm, but I'm pretty hungry now.
**[05:45] Britta**
We agreed to go and get
some good food today!
**[05:49] Anke**
Yeah!
**[05:49] Mitsuha**
*Ah! I'd finally gotten customers!*
**[05:51] Mitsuha**
*My very first customers!*
**[05:54] Mitsuha**
*It might be the end for me if I let them go!*
**[05:58] Mitsuha**
*They mustn't leave! They mustn't leave!*
**[06:00] Mitsuha**
*They mustn't...*
**[06:01] Mitsuha**
I-I know!
**[06:02] Mitsuha**
I'll get you some good food! So please!
**[06:05] Britta**
Huh? I thought this was a general store.
**[06:08] Mitsuha**
It's a special promotion
for our grand opening!
**[06:10] Mitsuha**
For free! On the house!
**[06:12] Mitsuha**
I can guarantee its taste!
**[06:14] Mitsuha**
It'll be better than any
restaurant in the city!
**[06:17] Mitsuha**
So please try a sample!
**[06:25] Anke**
Sure. We'll leave it to you, then.
**[06:28] Mitsuha**
Thank you so much...
**[06:33] Anke**
Wh-What's this?!
**[06:34] Anke**
A thin jet of... hot water is coming out!
**[06:37] Karla**
A magic wand from which
hot water springs forth...
**[06:40] Britta**
Hey, are you all right, Anke?!
**[06:45] Anke**
Yeah. It feels pretty good!
**[06:50] Mitsuha**
*Okay, now get a good taste of this!*
**[06:53] Mitsuha**
* The power of magic hair cleanse elixir,*
* that is, two-in-one shampoo!*
**[07:01] Mitsuha**
Huh?
**[07:07] Mitsuha**
*It... it's not lathering up at all!*
**[07:14] Mitsuha**
*There we go!*
**[07:18] Mitsuha**
I'm sorry. Usually you only need one pump,
but I ended up using three.
**[07:23] Mitsuha**
It seems there was
an awful lot of dirt there...
**[07:25] Anke**
Am I... dirty?
**[07:27] Mitsuha**
Ah, I'm so sorry!
**[07:29] Mitsuha**
*I treated a customer like she was filthy...*
**[07:32] Mitsuha**
As an apology, I'll add
on a sample of body wash...
**[07:34] Mitsuha**
I mean, body cleanse elixir!
**[07:37] Anke**
Wow! This feels really good, as well!
**[07:40] Group**
It smells nice...
**[07:42] Mitsuha**
Costs just eight silver!
**[07:44] Anke**
What's this? It's so warm!
**[07:47] Karla**
A magic mallet that creates hot wind...
**[07:50] Anke**
Wow! This is so amazing!
**[07:54] Britta**
H-Her hair really is glossy and smooth!
**[07:56] Karla**
That magic elixir really is magic!
**[07:59] Anke**
I want the hair cleanse elixir for sure...
**[08:01] Anke**
But I want the body cleanse elixir, as well!
**[08:03] Britta&Karla**
Me, too!
**[08:04] Anke**
They're eight silver each...
So 16 silver for both?
**[08:07] Anke**
But I only have 12 silver on me...
**[08:09] Karla**
I have nine silver...
**[08:10] Britta**
I've got 10 silver.
**[08:12] Mitsuha**
Then why don't you each contribute eight silver,
**[08:14] Mitsuha**
purchase one bottle each of hair
cleanse and body cleanse elixir,
**[08:18] Mitsuha**
and share them among the three of you?
**[08:21] Anke**
Huh? Isn't that eight silver too many?
**[08:26] Mitsuha**
All of these are eight silver apiece!
**[08:30] Mitsuha**
It looks great on you.
**[08:32] Britta**
I'll take it!
**[08:34] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much for your purchase!
**[08:38] Mitsuha**
Shall we eat now, then?
**[08:46] Anke**
Wh-What's that?
**[08:48] Britta**
There's a fire without any firewood...
***SIGN*** Cooking
for Witches
**[08:51] Karla**
Magic elixirs, magic wands,
mallets, and a magic oven...
**[08:55] Karla**
A witch?
**[08:56] Britta**
Hey! Don't say weird things like that!
**[08:59] Mitsuha**
Thanks for waiting!
**[09:01] Mitsuha**
First up is minestrone... Ah, some soup.
**[09:04] Anke**
Huh? Y-You just started cooking!
**[09:08] Britta**
Is this fully cooked?
**[09:10] Mitsuha**
Of course!
**[09:19] Anke**
D-Delicious!
**[09:21] Karla**
It's got a strong flavor with depth to it!
**[09:24] Britta**
Frankly, it's way better
than the meals back at the manor!
**[09:28] Group**
Mm-hmm!
**[09:31] Group**
What's in this?
**[09:32] Mitsuha**
*Okay, they liked it!*
***SIGN*** Delicious, full of veggies
Minestrone
A robust soup slowly simmered with care
1 portion (150g)
**[09:36] Mitsuha**
*Okay, next up is buri daikon.*
**[09:39] Mitsuha**
*Also in a retort pouch.*
**[09:41] Mitsuha**
*Flavor absorbed into every bite!*
**[09:43] Mitsuha**
This is a dish made using fish.
**[09:45] Group**
What?!
**[09:45] Anke**
F-Fish?
**[09:47] Anke**
Hmm? What's wrong with fish?
**[09:50] Britta**
N-No, it's nothing!
**[09:52] Britta**
Really, it's nothing!
**[09:55] Mitsuha**
*Huh? What's with their reaction to fish?*
**[09:59] Mitsuha**
*Is it taboo or something? Did I screw up?*
**[10:03] Mitsuha**
*No, they're eating it just fine.*
**[10:06] Mitsuha**
*Well, whatever.*
**[10:08] Mitsuha**
*Let's keep going! Next!*
**[10:10] Mitsuha**
This is a risotto made with grains.
**[10:14] Karla**
Am I just imagining things, or...
**[10:16] Karla**
are all of these dishes
coming from the same pot?
**[10:21] Britta**
Ah, don't say that!
**[10:22] Britta**
I was trying to ignore it!
**[10:24] Karla**
I-I'm sure it's fine... probably!
***SIGN*** Buri
Daikon
**[10:30] Mitsuha**
This is roast beef.
**[10:31] Karla**
*What in the world?!*
**[10:34] Mitsuha**
This is beef simmered in soy sauce.
**[10:36] Britta**
*I-I don't believe it!*
**[10:38] Mitsuha**
This is beef stew.
**[10:40] Anke**
*Sho good... It's all so good!*
**[10:43] Mitsuha**
And ice cream for your dessert.
**[10:46] Group**
I've never had anything like this!
**[10:49] Mitsuha**
And finally, some amazake as a warm drink.
**[10:55] Mitsuha**
Did you enjoy your meal?
**[10:57] Anke**
Y-Yeah!
**[10:58] Anke**
All of it was something new
I'd never tried before, and...
**[11:03] Karla**
That pot—
**[11:04] Britta**
All of it was delicious!
**[11:05] Britta**
Thank you so much!
**[11:08] Mitsuha**
*It worked out...*
**[11:12] Mitsuha**
If you'd like, please accept this as
a souvenir to share with your colleagues.
**[11:16] Mitsuha**
Oh, make sure to take
the wrapper off before you eat them.
**[11:19] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much!
**[11:28] Mitsuha**
*I did it!*
**[11:29] Mitsuha**
*My first sale to my first customers!*
**[11:32] Mitsuha**
* I splurged quite a bit,*
* but still plenty of profit!*
**[11:36] Mitsuha**
If those three spread the word,
I might see a rush of new customers!
**[11:41] Mitsuha**
Ah, but then things might get too hectic!
**[11:43] Mitsuha**
I won't have time for bathroom breaks!
**[11:46] Mitsuha**
What will I do?
**[11:52] Anke**
What should we do?
**[12:02] Britta**
We should do as she said,
and share them with our colleagues!
**[12:06] Anke**
Eh, then...
**[12:08] Britta**
I-In all the stories, things never end well
when you don't do as you're told!
**[12:12] Britta**
We'll give them to the head chef, Marcel!
**[12:18] Group**
Marcel!
**[12:19] Karla**
Here.
**[12:22] Marcel**
What's this? Some kind of food?
**[12:25] Karla**
A witc—stranger gave them
to us as a souvenir.
**[12:29] Britta**
She said to take the wrapper off
before you eat one!
**[12:32] Marcel**
What?
**[12:39] Marcel**
It's got a vaguely sweet, rich aroma...
**[12:48] Britta**
M-Marcel?! Are you ok—
**[12:50] Marcel**
Delicious!
**[12:52] Matthias**
Satisfyingly crunchy!
**[12:54] Marcel**
A toasty flavor!
**[12:55] Marcel**
Indescribably sweet!
**[12:57] Marcel**
And its depth!
**[12:59] Marcel**
What the heck is this?!
**[13:01] Marcel**
Hey! Just where'd you get your hands on...
**[13:02] Amalia**
You there.
**[13:04] Amalia**
What's all the commotion?
**[13:06] Marcel**
M-My lady.
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[13:19] Amalia**
And so she gave you these.
**[13:21] Anke**
Y-Yes...
**[13:23] Amalia**
What do you make of this, my dear?
**[13:25] Matthias**
Hmm. A witch, you say...
**[13:27] Anke**
I'm sure she's a friendly witch!
**[13:32] Amalia**
A magic elixir...
**[13:35] Amalia**
Let me use some of this.
**[13:37] Anke**
Huh?
**[13:38] Amalia**
If it's money, I can pay a measly 16 silver!
**[13:42] Amalia**
I'll return it to you
after I've tried it once.
**[13:45] Anke**
Please, help yourself.
**[13:47] Amalia**
Very well.
**[13:49] Amalia**
Furthermore, Britta...
**[13:50] Amalia**
that brooch of yours...
**[13:52] Britta**
Ah, yes.
**[13:53] Britta**
We also bought this for eight silver.
**[13:56] Amalia**
What?!
**[13:57] Amalia**
How could such a splendid
brooch cost just eight silver?!
**[14:00] Britta**
You see, these aren't real
gemstones as you might think,
**[14:04] Britta**
and in fact happen to be man-made...
**[14:06] Amalia**
You're saying these are imitations?!
**[14:08] Karla**
Making them with magic
requires zero investment...
**[14:10] Marcel**
That aside, is it true you were
served a dish made using fish?
**[14:15] Marcel**
Not dried, smoked, or salted?
**[14:18] Britta**
Yes.
**[14:19] Britta**
As a child, I tried fish once
at a seaside village.
**[14:23] Britta**
There's no mistaking it.
**[14:25] Anke**
All the other dishes
were just so scrumptious, as well!
**[14:28] Matthias**
Quite frankly, it sounds preposterous.
**[14:31] Matthias**
It's 10 days by wagon from a seaside
fishing village to the royal capital.
**[14:35] Matthias**
A stagecoach would still take seven days.
**[14:37] Matthias**
Even a bespoke carriage running nonstop
day and night, swapping horses and drivers,
**[14:42] Matthias**
would still take three days.
**[14:44] Matthias**
Besides, if you transported them that way,
**[14:46] Matthias**
a single fish would fetch
more than a small gold coin.
**[14:49] Matthias**
And that's still only possible in the
winter, making use of snow and ice.
**[14:55] Matthias**
It's simply impossible at this time of year.
**[14:57] Marcel**
It wouldn't work even if you stewed
the fish and reheated it periodically.
**[15:02] Marcel**
Not only would it take too much time,
**[15:03] Marcel**
it'd be unfit to be served
after simmering for so long.
**[15:07] Matthias**
It seems no amount of pondering
will lead us to a solution.
**[15:11] Marcel**
However, my lord, if we can get our hands
on novel ingredients or cooking methods...
**[15:17] Matthias**
Yes. Perhaps she might be of assistance.
**[15:20] Matthias**
Look into it, Marcel.
**[15:22] Marcel**
Yes. Please leave it to me.
**[15:28] Mitsuha**
Welcome!
**[15:30] Mitsuha**
Please feel free to take a basket.
**[15:32] Marcel**
Hm? Sure...
**[15:35] Mitsuha**
* Okay! I've just opened,*
* and already a customer!*
**[15:38] Mitsuha**
*Things are starting to look up!*
**[15:42] Mitsuha**
*He's looking at the fish scaler, as well.*
**[15:44] Mitsuha**
*Is there something there after all?*
**[15:46] Marcel**
*This is...*
**[15:48] Mitsuha**
*Oh! He's taken notice of the knife!*
**[15:51] Mitsuha**
*I put that there to say,*
**[15:52] Mitsuha**
* "This shop has high-end*
* products in stock, too!*
**[15:54] Mitsuha**
*Behold the technical prowess on display!"*
**[15:58] Mitsuha**
*Wait, you're buying it?!*
**[16:01] Mitsuha**
* What a shocker.*
* Guess its quality shines through.*
**[16:06] Mitsuha**
Thank you for your purchase!
**[16:08] Mitsuha**
*Mostly cooking related, huh?*
**[16:10] Mitsuha**
*I bet this person's a chef.*
**[16:13] Marcel**
Excuse me, but could you confirm
the price before I buy these?
**[16:16] Mitsuha**
Yes, of course!
**[16:18] Marcel**
That "fish scaler", was it?
**[16:21] Marcel**
Why are you selling something like that?
**[16:23] Mitsuha**
Huh? It's just a handy item.
**[16:25] Mitsuha**
I thought I could sell them to housewives
who are good at cooking fish...
**[16:30] Marcel**
Come now!
**[16:31] Marcel**
There's no way you can get your hands on
fresh fish that need scaling in this town!
**[16:36] Marcel**
Do you know just how far
we are from the sea?!
**[16:38] Mitsuha**
Ah!
**[16:40] Mitsuha**
* That's right! No wonder*
* everyone reacted that way!*
**[16:43] Mitsuha**
*Oh, no! I stocked the wrong item!*
**[16:46] Marcel**
Also, if you could tell me how to use these.
**[16:49] Mitsuha**
Oh, sure.
**[16:51] Mitsuha**
This is a peeler.
**[16:52] Mitsuha**
Even a complete novice can use this
**[16:54] Mitsuha**
to perfectly peel vegetables
at veteran speeds.
**[16:57] Mitsuha**
An underhanded tool
to undermine expert chefs.
**[17:00] Marcel**
Wha?!
**[17:01] Mitsuha**
This is an hourglass.
**[17:03] Mitsuha**
The sand falls below and always
runs out in the same span of time.
**[17:07] Mitsuha**
It's a handy tool for precisely
measuring boiling times and the like.
**[17:11] Mitsuha**
This is a can opener.
**[17:12] Mitsuha**
You use it to open cans that preserve
foods as-is for years on end...
**[17:17] Mitsuha**
Are you all right?
**[17:18] Marcel**
Y-Yes...
**[17:20] Marcel**
Then please tell me one more thing.
**[17:22] Marcel**
Why is this so expensive?
**[17:25] Mitsuha**
Hmph!
**[17:26] Mitsuha**
That's because this is no mere plaything,
made by pouring iron into a mold!
**[17:32] Mitsuha**
Forged from carefully chosen steel,
the finest of all materials,
**[17:35] Mitsuha**
by an artisan who's devoted
decades to crafting knives!
**[17:38] Mitsuha**
Created by a veritable ogre of steel,
it's practical, yet also a work of art!
**[17:43] Mitsuha**
A supreme blade!
**[17:45] Marcel**
A-An ogre of steel?!
**[17:47] Mitsuha**
Take a closer look.
**[17:48] Mitsuha**
Folded over and over at high temperatures,
**[17:50] Mitsuha**
hard steel and soft steel hammered
together with forge welding!
**[17:53] Mitsuha**
With both a sharp edge and strong durability,
**[17:57] Mitsuha**
a miraculous work of the gods!
**[17:59] Mitsuha**
To be honest, even if I sell this,
I make zero profit.
**[18:03] Marcel**
No profit? Then, why?!
**[18:07] Mitsuha**
Seeing that the finest products
are delivered from artisan to chef...
**[18:12] Mitsuha**
that is a merchant's calling.
**[18:15] Mitsuha**
Any cheaper, and artisans
can't make a living...
**[18:18] Mitsuha**
Any pricier, and chefs can't afford them...
**[18:21] Mitsuha**
In that case, I don't see a problem
with incurring a slight expense myself.
**[18:27] Marcel**
I...
**[18:28] Marcel**
I'll take it!
**[18:29] Mitsuha**
You're too kind!
**[18:36] Marcel**
By the way, missy, if I could
have a word with the manager...
**[18:40] Mitsuha**
Ah, sure thing.
**[18:42] Mitsuha**
Please feel free to ask anything.
**[18:43] Marcel**
Huh?
**[18:45] Mitsuha**
I bought this store, renovated it,
and stock its goods.
**[18:49] Mitsuha**
In other words, I'm the owner and manager.
**[18:52] Marcel**
Eh?
**[18:56] Marcel**
Then, let me ask you.
**[18:58] Marcel**
Is it possible to buy
fresh fish at this store?
**[19:03] Mitsuha**
*So that's his real business with me?*
**[19:05] Mitsuha**
Where'd you hear that?
**[19:06] Marcel**
From Anke and the others.
**[19:09] Mitsuha**
Who's that?
**[19:10] Marcel**
I believe there were three
girls who visited yesterday.
**[19:14] Mitsuha**
Ah!
**[19:15] Mitsuha**
* Those three really did*
* spread the word! Thank you!*
**[19:19] Mitsuha**
They were our first customers,
so I really overdid it with the freebies.
**[19:24] Mitsuha**
I'm really in the red now!
**[19:27] Mitsuha**
So why fish?
**[19:28] Mitsuha**
From what you said, it seems the people
in this town don't eat fish very often.
**[19:37] Marcel**
My name is Marcel.
**[19:38] Marcel**
I serve as the chef for
the house of Viscount Reiner.
**[19:40] Marcel**
The previous head chef fell ill,
so I was suddenly asked to take over.
**[19:47] Marcel**
For some time, I managed
to smoothly run the kitchen...
**[19:51] Mitsuha**
Was there some sort of problem?
**[19:53] Marcel**
Yes.
**[19:55] Marcel**
It concerns the catering
for Miss Adelaide's debutante ball.
**[20:00] Mitsuha**
Debutante ball?
**[20:02] Marcel**
Aristocratic women make their debut
into society when they turn 15.
**[20:07] Marcel**
It's a party to celebrate this coming of age
and serve as an unveiling.
**[20:11] Marcel**
You could even say a debutante ball
**[20:15] Marcel**
decides one's place
and future in high society.
**[20:19] Marcel**
Fumble it, and you'll be met with snide
remarks and talking behind your back.
**[20:24] Marcel**
Which is why noble houses spare no expense
in matters such as the catering and dress.
**[20:29] Marcel**
What would amount to
a fortune for a commoner...
**[20:31] Marcel**
ends up being spent for a single night.
**[20:34] Mitsuha**
Whoa!
**[20:36] Marcel**
Viscount Reiner's family is new
aristocracy in its second generation,
**[20:40] Marcel**
and they're not regarded highly
by other nobles as is...
**[20:44] Marcel**
We cannot allow failure
or incompetence at the debutante ball!
**[20:49] Marcel**
Yet I lack confidence.
**[20:52] Marcel**
I have little experience
with parties at such a scale.
**[20:56] Marcel**
And up against chefs serving major
noble houses and the royal palace...
**[21:02] Marcel**
I fear I'll embarrass my lord
and his daughter.
**[21:08] Marcel**
Ashamed as I am, it scares me so.
**[21:12] Mitsuha**
So you wanted to astound everyone
with a dish made with fish?
**[21:20] Mitsuha**
Hmm...
**[21:22] Mitsuha**
* Should I just sell him*
* some fish and call it quits?*
**[21:27] Mitsuha**
* I'd make money and help him out,*
* which is a win all around...*
**[21:32] Mitsuha**
*But what is this feeling I'm getting?*
**[21:36] Mitsuha**
*This sounds like a fun project!*
**[21:39] Mitsuha**
In fact, we happen to run a broad service
for dealing with such problems.
**[21:45] Mitsuha**
From relationship advice
to land administration,
**[21:48] Mitsuha**
General Store Mitsuha
is available for consultation!
**[21:51] Mitsuha**
Fees subject to negotiation!
# E5 - Producing a Socialite!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXVDME/producing-a-socialite)
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***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Producing a Socialite!
**[01:35] Mitsuha**
Welcome!
**[01:40] Marcel**
I brought my sous-chef with me, as well.
**[01:42] Mitsuha**
Thank you all for coming.
**[01:45] Mitsuha**
I'm the owner of General Store
Mitsuha, Mitsuha Yamano.
**[01:51] Mitsuha**
*No introductions from our guests.*
**[01:53] Mitsuha**
*Tonight is nothing but an informal dinner.*
**[01:57] Mitsuha**
* On the face of it, Marcel's just brought*
* his friends to a familiar eatery.*
**[02:01] Mitsuha**
Please, come in.
**[02:04] Mitsuha**
* We can talk business once we've*
* moved on to the next phase.*
**[02:10] Mitsuha**
* The debutante ball for Miss Adelaide,*
* daughter of Viscount Reiner.*
**[02:16] Mitsuha**
* Whether or not I can take*
* on such a huge endeavor...*
**[02:20] Mitsuha**
*all depends on how this tasting goes!*
**[02:24] Mitsuha**
Today, you'll be sampling
a variety of dishes.
**[02:28] Mitsuha**
It'll just be all sorts of cuisine.
**[02:29] Mitsuha**
Will that be all right?
**[02:33] Mitsuha**
*Okay, let's begin!*
**[02:36] Mitsuha**
First up is a consommé.
**[02:38] Mitsuha**
* The masterwork of a chef from*
* a famous French restaurant!*
***SIGN*** Consommé
**[02:42] Sign**
Meatballs
**[02:42] Mitsuha**
*Ah, I warmed it up.*
**[03:00] Mitsuha**
There's more on the way,
so please try them at your leisure.
**[03:23] Matthias**
These aren't dishes
from this country, are they?
**[03:26] Mitsuha**
No, they're from my home
country and its neighbors.
**[03:30] Matthias**
And the chef?
**[03:32] Mitsuha**
A compatriot of mine.
**[03:34] Mitsuha**
After firmly swearing that
I wouldn't ask for more than samples,
**[03:38] Mitsuha**
I was able to twist their arm just this once.
**[03:39] Marcel**
S-So how can we learn to make these dishes?!
**[03:43] Mitsuha**
I can procure the recipes.
**[03:45] Mitsuha**
With lots of practice,
you can achieve these flavors.
**[03:48] Mitsuha**
Please commit to memory
the taste of these finished dishes!
**[03:51] Group**
What?!
**[03:52] Matthias**
What of the ingredients?
**[03:54] Matthias**
The fish especially.
**[03:55] Matthias**
Will you share how you managed
to transport them?
**[03:58] Mitsuha**
I'll take care of all that.
**[04:01] Mitsuha**
That's what General Store Mitsuha's here for,
**[04:03] Mitsuha**
as part of our ask-anything consultation center!
**[04:08] Mitsuha**
This wouldn't fall under product sales,
**[04:10] Mitsuha**
but rather services rendered for
a solution to your consultation matter.
**[04:15] Mitsuha**
With necessary expenses being
a separate charge, of course!
**[04:22] Matthias**
Miss Mitsuha.
**[04:23] Matthias**
I'd love to contract your services!
**[04:26] Matthias**
Your contractual obligations will be
providing ingredients and cuisine instruction.
**[04:30] Matthias**
I'd like to ask that of you.
**[04:33] Mitsuha**
I refuse!
**[04:34] Matthias**
What?!
**[04:35] Mitsuha**
Ah, I don't mind accepting the cooking part.
**[04:39] Mitsuha**
But that alone wouldn't be very interesting.
**[04:43] Matthias**
What do you mean?
**[04:44] Mitsuha**
Could you entrust the dress,
**[04:46] Mitsuha**
performance direction,
and everything else to me?
**[04:49] Amalia**
Exactly what are you planning?
**[04:51] Mitsuha**
I have an idea for a production
to let your daughter reach greater heights.
**[04:57] Matthias**
Could you explain this so-called
production beforehand?
**[05:00] Mitsuha**
Of course.
**[05:01] Mitsuha**
We'll hold a rehearsal as well,
so you can review it then.
**[05:06] Matthias**
I understand.
We'll leave it all to you, Miss Mitsuha.
**[05:10] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much.
**[05:12] Marcel**
Miss Mitsuha!
**[05:13] Marcel**
Can I take today's meal back home with me?!
**[05:16] Marcel**
I'll work hard to get even
a little closer to this flavor!
**[05:19] Marcel**
So I can have absolute confidence as a chef!
**[05:23] Mitsuha**
Yes! Be sure to eat it before it spoils.
**[05:30] Matthias**
Now then, we'll be
taking our leave for today.
**[05:33] Mitsuha**
Thank you for your business!
**[05:35] Mitsuha**
Eep!
**[05:37] Mitsuha**
I-Is something the matter?
**[05:39] Amalia**
Sell me some of that hair
and body cleanse elixir, as well!
**[05:43] Mitsuha**
Ah, the shampoo and body wash?
**[05:45] Mitsuha**
Actually...
**[05:46] Mitsuha**
We have a deluxe version
for nobles in stock, as well!
**[05:49] Amalia**
I'll be taking those, then.
**[05:53] Mitsuha**
*I jacked up the price.*
**[05:55] Mitsuha**
Thank you for your business!
**[05:58] Mitsuha**
*All right, everything's going as planned.*
**[06:08] Mitsuha**
Time to begin preparations!
**[06:10] Marcel**
It'd be unthinkable to not have
enough food at a party for aristocrats.
**[06:16] Marcel**
I think we should prepare double the amount
that would suffice for a normal party.
**[06:21] Mitsuha**
I see...
***SIGN*** Delicious Recipes
***SIGN*** The book you need for picture-perfect cooking!!
**[06:22] Mitsuha**
* So we need to choose dishes*
* that are delicious and make an impact,*
**[06:24] Mitsuha**
* all while being easy*
* to prepare in large quantities.*
**[06:31] Mitsuha**
* I'm actually pretty good*
* at cooking, you know.*
**[06:35] Marcel**
Coach!
**[06:37] Marcel**
About the heat strength here...
**[06:42] Marcel**
How is it, Coach?
**[06:44] Sous-chef**
Coach, please take a look here, as well.
**[06:46] Chef 1**
Coach, over here!
**[06:48] Chef 2**
Coach, how about this?
**[06:50] Chef 3**
Coach! Coach!
**[06:50] Group**
Coach!
**[06:52] Mitsuha**
*Coach, huh? It's got a nice ring to it...*
**[06:55] Mitsuha**
Okay!
**[06:57] Mitsuha**
Cooking is mastered
through experience, Marcel!
**[07:00] Mitsuha**
Overcome these trials
and become a true chef!
**[07:03] Marcel**
Yes, Coach!
**[07:14] Sous-chef**
My lady!
**[07:15] Mitsuha**
Ah, is it time already?
**[07:18] Mitsuha**
All right, good luck
with the rest of your practice.
**[07:20] Sous-chef**
Yes.
**[07:27] Mitsuha**
Your bodyguards will have to wait out here.
**[07:30] Mitsuha**
I'll be taking measurements
to make the dress, so no men allowed!
**[07:36] Mitsuha**
Please watch your step.
**[07:39] Mitsuha**
Come now, this way.
**[07:42] Mitsuha**
But first, please excuse me.
**[07:45] Adelaide**
Ah! Wh-What are you doing?!
**[07:46] Mitsuha**
It's a magic spell.
**[07:49] Mitsuha**
Right this way, my lady.
**[07:51] Mitsuha**
And now to jump worlds!
***SIGN*** Maiden Couture
**[07:56] Mitsuha**
Welcome to Earth!
**[08:03] Mitsuha**
One moment, please.
**[08:06] Mitsuha**
Hello there!
**[08:08] Shop Manager**
Yes, yes, yes!
**[08:11] Shop Manager**
A drop-dead beauty, in the house!
**[08:13] Mitsuha**
We're short on time,
so if you could get to measuring.
**[08:16] Mitsuha**
Ah, do try not to show her any disrespect.
**[08:19] Shop Manager**
I-I'll be good!
**[08:21] Shop Manager**
She's a fine lady from some
foreign upper-crust family, right?
**[08:25] Shop Manager**
Come now.
**[08:26] Shop Manager**
This way, my lady.
**[08:28] Mitsuha**
You'll be fine.
Her skills are the real deal.
**[08:32] Shop Manager**
Oh, my! Well now,
what do we have here?
**[08:36] Mitsuha**
*H-Hey, will she really be okay?*
**[08:38] Shop Manager**
I can't get enough!
**[08:39] Shop Manager**
Ah! My imagination's running wild!
**[08:44] Shop Manager**
How about this?
**[08:45] Shop Manager**
Well? Well?
**[08:46] Shop Manager**
And this?
**[08:48] Shop Manager**
Or this approach!
**[08:50] Mitsuha**
Oh, now there's a curveball!
**[08:51] Mitsuha**
Then, I'll let you handle
the necessary props, as well!
**[08:54] Shop Manager**
You got it!
**[08:55] Shop Manager**
What an honor to deal with
a request like this!
**[08:58] Shop Manager**
What utter bliss!
**[09:00] Shop Manager**
Ah...
**[09:02] Shop Manager**
I'll go get some tea. Hold on a minute.
**[09:06] Mitsuha**
Ah, she really is good at her job.
**[09:09] Mitsuha**
So don't worry, Adelaide.
**[09:13] Adelaide**
Of course.
**[09:17] Adelaide**
Father, Mother, Marcel...
**[09:19] Adelaide**
They're all worried on my behalf
and doing what they can.
**[09:23] Adelaide**
I won't allow this to end in failure.
**[09:27] Adelaide**
I'll save my gratitude
until after it's all over.
**[09:31] Mitsuha**
Now *she's* a feisty one!
**[09:37] Mitsuha**
*Yep... I can't let this be a failure.*
**[09:41] Mitsuha**
*For Adelaide's sake!*
**[09:57] Mitsuha**
Time to try it.
**[10:03] Mitsuha**
Yeah, this is great!
**[10:05] Mitsuha**
My constant training day
after day really paid off!
**[10:09] Marcel**
Thank you so much, Coach!
**[10:17] Mitsuha**
Oh, I almost forgot...
**[10:19] Mitsuha**
*The shop's been closed this whole time.*
**[10:22] Mitsuha**
*Well, whatever.*
**[10:24] Mitsuha**
* I'm sure I wouldn't get any customers*
* outside of the Reiner household.*
**[10:29] Mitsuha**
*I'll make my name with this job.*
**[10:32] Mitsuha**
*Yeah!*
**[10:39] Mitsuha**
*And so, it's finally here!*
**[10:41] Mitsuha**
*The day of her coming-out party!*
**[10:44] Lady Turk**
There's not a lot being served here.
**[10:46] Baron Turk**
Hmph.
**[10:47] Baron Turk**
House Reiner is nothing
more than new aristocracy.
**[10:50] Baron Turk**
I'm sure this was the best they could do.
**[10:53] Matthias**
Everyone.
**[10:56] Matthias**
I'm very glad to see you here.
**[10:59] Matthias**
You have my utmost gratitude
for being here today.
**[11:03] Matthias**
I hope you will join me in celebrating
my daughter Adelaide's coming-of-age.
**[11:09] Matthias**
Without further ado...
**[11:15] Party Guest 1**
Ah! A fire?
**[11:16] Party Guest 2**
No, that's not it.
**[11:17] Party Guest 3**
Oh, it's just the entertainment.
**[11:22] Mitsuha**
Ah, ah... Ladies and gentlemen.
**[11:25] Baron Turk**
Wh-Where's that voice coming from?
**[11:27] Mitsuha**
Thank you for joining us
**[11:29] Mitsuha**
for the unveiling of the pride of the
Reiner family, the flower fairy Adelaide!
**[11:35] Mitsuha**
Now behold her in all her beauty!
**[11:39] Mitsuha**
*Okay! It begins here!*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[11:48] Mitsuha**
Miss Adelaide's debut!
**[11:55] Group**
Oh!
**[12:04] Mitsuha**
Do you think you can catch me?
**[12:08] Guest A**
What beauty and charm!
**[12:11] Guest B**
She really is like a fairy!
**[12:13] Guest C**
Hey, check out that dress!
**[12:15] Guest C**
Delicate yet striking...
**[12:16] Guest C**
An innovative dress
unlike anything I've seen!
**[12:19] Mitsuha**
*All right! This part's a success!*
**[12:22] Guest A**
How strange, though.
**[12:24] Guest A**
I could have sworn I saw
a field of flowers before me.
**[12:27] Guest B**
I saw a fairy, as well!
**[12:29] Guest B**
What was that? An apparition?
**[12:32] Mitsuha**
* The flower field and fairies*
* are being projected onto the wall.*
**[12:36] Mitsuha**
* The smoke I made by splashing*
* hot water onto a load of dry ice.*
**[12:41] Mitsuha**
*Modern technology's really helping me out!*
**[12:43] Mitsuha**
* Although having her memorize lines proved*
* difficult, so I'm dubbing over everything.*
**[12:50] Mitsuha**
* Okay, time for the maid army*
* to show off their special training!*
**[12:53] Mitsuha**
*Adelaide's quick costume change!*
**[12:56] Mitsuha**
And a click here, as well!
**[13:00] Baron Turk**
Just how are they doing this?
**[13:03] Mitsuha**
A group of bandits awaiting the lord's
absence to ransack the populace.
**[13:08] Mitsuha**
Only a small number of troops remained...
**[13:14] Guest C**
How different from a moment ago,
so gallant and handsome!
**[13:19] Mitsuha**
My lady, the thieves are approaching.
**[13:22] Mitsuha**
Please escape!
**[13:24] Mitsuha**
It is my duty to protect
the people in my father's stead.
**[13:29] Baron Turk**
I see. They're putting
on this sort of show now.
**[13:32] Mitsuha**
There are some battles you
just can't back down from.
**[13:37] Mitsuha**
I'll lose something precious
if I run away here.
**[13:40] Mitsuha**
A battle with my pride at stake!
**[13:44] Mitsuha**
I will not retreat!
**[13:47] Mitsuha**
Face my wrath!
**[13:56] Mitsuha**
*Okay!*
**[13:57] Mitsuha**
* The divine sword I bought in Akihabara*
* for 18,000 yen is looking good!*
**[14:01] Mitsuha**
*Okay, the final costume change!*
**[14:08] Mitsuha**
* She needs to go off and mingle,*
* so this one's a normal dress.*
**[14:12] Mitsuha**
*But it's the manager's pièce de résistance.*
**[14:15] Adelaide**
As of today, I'm no longer a fairy.
**[14:17] Adelaide**
From here on out,
I'll do my best in high society!
**[14:20] Adelaide**
Everyone, please treat me kindly!
**[14:29] Mitsuha**
*It's over! You did well, Adelaide!*
**[14:33] Mitsuha**
*Now for...*
**[14:35] Mitsuha**
Well then, please relax
and enjoy some conversation.
**[14:40] Mitsuha**
In addition, while we've prepared
a traditional meal for each table,
**[14:44] Mitsuha**
separately, at the back
of the banquet hall...
**[14:48] Mitsuha**
We've assembled a variety
of rare foods from distant nations.
**[14:52] Mitsuha**
We'd love for any who are interested
to sample these offerings.
**[14:56] Guest B**
I see, so that's why the meals
at our table were so meager.
**[15:01] Baron Turk**
Foreign cuisine wouldn't be
to everyone's taste.
**[15:04] Baron Turk**
They've really thought this through.
**[15:09] Baron Turk**
What?!
**[15:09] Noble 1**
Is this fish I see?!
**[15:11] Noble 2**
It's not dried fish, either!
**[15:13] Baron Turk**
And is this raw fish I spy?!
**[15:15] Noble 4**
I-Is this safe to eat?
**[15:17] Noble 2**
Wouldn't it go bad?
**[15:19] Baron Turk**
*No, this fish is clearly as fresh as can be!*
**[15:23] Baron Turk**
* I'll have Viscount Reiner's house*
* owe me a debt of gratitude here!*
**[15:36] Baron Turk**
I-It's delicious!
**[15:42] Guest 5**
M-My word...
**[15:43] Guest 6**
How delightful!
**[15:44] Guest 7**
Oh, it's simply scrumptious!
**[15:46] Guest 8**
This is great, as well.
**[15:48] Mitsuha**
*All right, looking good!*
**[15:50] Mitsuha**
* When things go this well,*
* I can't help but worry we'll hit a snag—*
**[15:54] Mitsuha**
Eek!
**[15:56] Iris**
Just what are you doing?
**[16:01] Iris**
Just what are you doing
in a place like this, Mitsuha?
**[16:06] Mitsuha**
Lady Iris!
**[16:07] Mitsuha**
*That's right!*
**[16:08] Mitsuha**
* This party means that now*
* is the season for social functions!*
**[16:13] Mitsuha**
*Shoot! It completely slipped my mind!*
**[16:18] Group**
Mitsuha?!
**[16:21] Mitsuha**
It's been so long,
Count Bozes, Sir Theodore.
**[16:24] Iris**
So?
**[16:25] Iris**
How come you refused to live in our manor,
and yet you're in a place like this?
**[16:29] Mitsuha**
*Wow, those eyes are scary!*
**[16:31] Iris**
I visited your shop countless times!
**[16:33] Iris**
But it's always been closed and empty!
**[16:35] Iris**
Do you know how worried I was?!
**[16:37] Iris**
And to think you'd be idling
away in a place like this!
**[16:39] Mitsuha**
* Viscount Reiner's standing sure*
* is evident by how she refers to his manor.*
**[16:44] Mitsuha**
No, I'm here on store business.
**[16:47] Mitsuha**
I'm not in their debt or living here!
**[16:52] Mitsuha**
H-Huh? That reminds me, where's Lord Alexis?
**[16:56] Theodore**
My brother's there, look.
**[16:59] Alexis**
I was captivated by your
sight earlier, my lady.
**[17:02] Alexis**
I thought you a fairy or a goddess!
**[17:04] Theodore**
I swear, he's like that with everyone.
**[17:07] Mitsuha**
That's the eldest son for you.
**[17:09] Mitsuha**
He knows just what to do
at a time like this.
**[17:11] Theodore**
Huh?
**[17:12] Mitsuha**
Today is Miss Adelaide's coming-of-age.
**[17:15] Mitsuha**
No man in his right mind would ignore
the star of the night to talk with other girls.
**[17:19] Mitsuha**
Right?
**[17:20] Mitsuha**
Personal feelings aside, it's proper
etiquette to speak with her.
**[17:25] Theodore**
I-I'll be right back!
**[17:31] Iris**
In any case!
**[17:32] Iris**
Please come visit us as soon as you can!
**[17:34] Mitsuha**
I understand.
**[17:36] Mitsuha**
Eek!
**[17:37] Mitsuha**
*Who is it now?*
**[17:39] Sous-chef**
C-Coach, it's awful.
**[17:41] Sous-chef**
The food... the food...
**[17:44] Sous-chef**
There's not enough food!
**[17:46] Mitsuha**
Wh-What?!
**[17:48] Mitsuha**
But we prepared plenty!
**[17:50] Mitsuha**
Both you and Marcel gave your approval
and said we'd have more than enough!
**[17:53] Mitsuha**
What's going on?!
**[17:55] Sous-chef**
We'd surely have leftovers
in normal circumstances.
**[17:57] Sous-chef**
But for whatever reason, no one is leaving!
**[17:57] Chatter 1**
Ah, that really was a fine play they put on.
**[18:01] Chatter 2**
There might still be more
entertainment in store!
**[18:04] Mitsuha**
*Oh, no! We went overboard.*
**[18:07] Baron Turk**
This foreign cuisine is truly delightful!
**[18:10] Guest**
I never dreamed I'd get to
try such rare foods.
**[18:15] Mitsuha**
* Not preparing enough food*
* for guests is an act of disgrace!*
**[18:19] Mitsuha**
* They'll be branded as penniless nobles,*
* unable to provide any better food!*
**[18:24] Mitsuha**
* A massive blunder*
* that mustn't become a reality!*
**[18:28] Mitsuha**
* And what's more,*
* this is Adelaide's debut party.*
**[18:31] Mitsuha**
*If that happens, Adelaide's future will...*
**[18:36] Mitsuha**
Count, Lady Iris!
I'm sorry, but I must take my leave!
**[18:42] Mitsuha**
*In any case, this is an emergency!*
**[18:50] Chef 1**
We're out of yellowtail fillets.
**[18:52] Chef 2**
This is the last of the sushi fish.
**[18:56] Mitsuha**
*I've gotta do something! Anything!*
**[18:59] Mitsuha**
* Those potatoes haven't been prepped at all,*
* which means they're surplus ingredients!*
**[19:04] Mitsuha**
Is the oil hot?
**[19:06] Marcel**
Yeah...
**[19:08] Mitsuha**
Snap out of it!
**[19:09] Mitsuha**
Peel these potatoes,
slice them, and fry them in oil!
**[19:13] Mitsuha**
You remember the dish we rejected, right?
**[19:15] Mitsuha**
We're gonna make that!
**[19:17] Mitsuha**
It's the perfect dish to make
quickly in large batches!
**[19:20] Mitsuha**
You remember how to make
them, don't you, Marcel?
**[19:23] Marcel**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:24] Mitsuha**
What are you wasting time for?!
**[19:26] Mitsuha**
Didn't you swear you wouldn't
embarrass your lord and his daughter?!
**[19:31] Mitsuha**
There's nothing scarier
than breaking that vow, is there?!
**[19:37] Mitsuha**
We'll quickly put something together
with what we've got here!
**[19:39] Mitsuha**
Rummage through the entire storehouse!
**[19:41] Mitsuha**
Hurry!
**[19:43] Mitsuha**
Think of what we could make from those!
**[19:45] Mitsuha**
Something that can be made easily
and quickly in large quantities!
**[19:48] Mitsuha**
Aristocrats don't know anything
about commoner food!
**[19:50] Mitsuha**
We can just say it's exotic cuisine!
**[19:53] Mitsuha**
I'll buy us some time,
so get ready in the meantime!
**[19:56] Mitsuha**
* I'd prepared these for after the party*
* to celebrate with the household...*
**[20:01] Sign**
Lamonde
**[20:01] Mitsuha**
*But I'll use these!*
***SIGN*** White Yollita
**[20:04] Mitsuha**
Change of plans!
**[20:05] Mitsuha**
Bring out all the desserts, right away!
**[20:07] Sous-chef**
Yes!
**[20:10] Mitsuha**
Apologies for interrupting
everyone's conversation.
**[20:14] Mitsuha**
We're about to begin
the second course of exotic foods,
**[20:17] Mitsuha**
with accompaniments for alcohol,
as well as desserts.
**[20:23] Mitsuha**
* And most of those desserts*
* are the ones I've brought with me!*
**[20:26] Mitsuha**
*Feast upon the ultimate weapon!*
**[20:28] Mitsuha**
* Face the power of my country's*
* confectionery industry!*
**[20:33] Baron Turk**
This is also tasty!
**[20:36] Iris**
Mmm, it's great!
**[20:39] Mitsuha**
These are an exotic dish
known as French fries.
**[20:46] Noble A**
Goodness me!
**[20:47] Noble A**
The entertainment
and food were both splendid!
**[20:50] Noble B**
Not to mention how lovely Miss Adelaide was.
**[20:53] Noble B**
Maybe I should put some pressure on my son.
**[20:55] Baron Turk**
And I can't imagine the wealth and
influence you'd need to pull all this off!
**[21:02] Noble**
It seems that Viscount Reiner's house
can't be dismissed as new aristocracy.
**[21:20] Mitsuha**
*I did it!*
**[21:21] Mitsuha**
* My first job for the consultation*
* center's a big success!*
**[21:25] Guest**
You mean our daughter's debutante
ball will have to fare against this?!
**[21:31] Mitsuha**
* Our success ended up causing distress*
* for noble houses with adolescent daughters.*
**[21:36] Mitsuha**
* Also, the food tonight*
* ended up becoming a sensation,*
**[21:39] Mitsuha**
* and would eventually end up*
* becoming known as "Yamano cuisine"...*
**[21:44] Mitsuha**
*But that's a story for another day.*
# E6 - Beatrice the Charmer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU09GX1/beatrice-the-charmer)
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***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
**[01:30] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
Miss Adelaide's debut!
**[01:38] (Flashback) Group**
Oh!
**[01:46] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
Do you think you can catch me?
**[01:50] (Flashback) Guest A**
What beauty and charm!
**[01:53] (Flashback) Guest B**
She really is like a fairy!
**[01:55] Mitsuha**
*Modern technology's really helping me out!*
**[02:02] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
I will not retreat!
**[02:05] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
Face my wrath!
***SIGN*** Beatrice the Charmer
**[02:33] Mitsuha**
* Adelaide's debutante ball*
* went off without a hitch!*
**[02:36] Mitsuha**
* General Store Mitsuha's open*
* for business again!*
***SIGN*** Enjoy Softer Skin
Moisturizing Soap
***SIGN*** Small Gift
**[02:38] Sign**
General Store
Mitsuha
**[02:38] Housewife**
Oh! Are you okay giving away
something so luxurious?
**[02:41] Mitsuha**
Thank you for always being so kind to me.
**[02:44] Housewife**
I'm glad you seem to be doing well.
**[02:47] Housewife**
The shop's been closed
for a while, hasn't it?
**[02:49] Housewife**
I was worried something might have happened.
**[02:52] Mitsuha**
I'm so sorry for making you worry.
**[02:56] Mitsuha**
* Japanese city folk have*
* never treated me so kindly!*
**[02:58] Mitsuha**
*Ah, how heartwarming!*
**[03:03] Mitsuha**
Thank you for your purchase!
**[03:06] Mitsuha**
* Looking good, with a steady rise*
* in both customers and sales!*
**[03:09] Mitsuha**
*All right!*
**[03:10] Mitsuha**
I earned 260 gold from
Adelaide's debutante ball...
**[03:14] Mitsuha**
The equivalent of 26,000,000 yen
in this world's monetary value!
**[03:18] Mitsuha**
That's a hefty profit!
**[03:20] Mitsuha**
I made sure to take photos
and recordings, as well!
**[03:23] Mitsuha**
I'll print a number of stills and sell them
off to the viscount at a steep price!
**[03:27] Tsuyoshi**
Echigoya, you are a wicked one indeed.
**[03:31] Mitsuha**
I daresay not as wicked as you, magistrate!
**[03:35] Mitsuha**
Ah, yes!
**[03:37] Mitsuha**
Welcome...
**[03:38] Turk Chef**
Give me some fish.
**[03:40] Mitsuha**
Pardon?
**[03:41] Turk Chef**
Hurry up and give me some fish!
**[03:46] Mitsuha**
Um, this is actually a general store.
**[03:48] Mitsuha**
If you want some fish, you'd have
better luck at the fishmonger—
**[03:52] Turk Chef**
Enough with the charade!
**[03:53] Turk Chef**
I'm already fully aware
that you sell fish here!
**[03:56] Turk Chef**
Make haste with the fish, or else
you'll get what's coming to you!
**[03:58] Mitsuha**
Huh? What would that be, exactly?
**[04:00] Turk Chef**
How dare you?!
**[04:01] Turk Chef**
Do you think you can escape
the wrath of Baron Turk unscathed?!
**[04:04] Mitsuha**
What? You're a baron?
**[04:08] Turk Chef**
O-Of course not!
**[04:10] Turk Chef**
I'm the head chef for Baron Turk's house!
**[04:13] Mitsuha**
* I can tell from your attire*
* that you're no aristocrat.*
**[04:16] Mitsuha**
So what business does the head
chef of a baron have with us?
**[04:20] Turk Chef**
Lately, the master says
my cooking's not good,
**[04:24] Turk Chef**
and that he'd rather eat
some other cuisine instead.
**[04:27] Turk Chef**
Upon inquiry, he raved about
the exotic fish he tried at a recent party,
**[04:32] Turk Chef**
and how delicious it was!
**[04:33] Mitsuha**
*Oh! The food really had a resounding effect!*
**[04:38] Turk Chef**
With good ingredients, I could
make dishes that are just as good!
**[04:42] Turk Chef**
If only I had the ingredients!
**[04:45] Mitsuha**
Well... we didn't actually
sell them the fish.
**[04:50] Mitsuha**
In the process of coordinating
the entire party as per agreement,
**[04:52] Mitsuha**
we supplied it as a necessary component
in fulfilling our contractual obligation.
**[04:56] Mitsuha**
That is to say, we're not
in the business of selling fish.
**[04:59] Turk Chef**
You're trying to trick me by
spouting your nonsense excuses!
**[05:02] Turk Chef**
If you don't shut up and do as I say...
**[05:06] Iris**
Quite the commotion, I see.
**[05:10] Iris**
Just what is going on here?
**[05:13] Mitsuha**
*Oh! Lady Iris makes her grand entrance!*
**[05:15] Turk Chef**
A-A noblewoman?!
**[05:19] Iris**
Mitsuha! Why haven't you visited?!
**[05:22] Mitsuha**
*Shoot, it completely slipped my mind.*
**[05:25] Mitsuha**
Ah, well, er... I've just been so busy...
**[05:29] Iris**
With this fellow?
**[05:31] Iris**
Who is he? A customer of yours?
**[05:34] Mitsuha**
No, he's not a customer. Not at all.
**[05:37] Mitsuha**
You see...
**[05:38] Mitsuha**
He said he'd hurt me
if I didn't do as he says,
**[05:42] Mitsuha**
so I was just at a loss
as to what I should do...
**[05:44] Turk Chef**
What?!
**[05:46] Turk Chef**
What... are you saying?!
**[05:49] Claus**
What business do you have with my daughter?
**[05:53] Turk Chef**
No, I'm just a customer...
**[05:55] Mitsuha**
He said he's with Baron Turk's house.
**[05:57] Mitsuha**
Saying he'd hurt me
if I didn't do as he says...
**[06:00] Turk Chef**
I'm terribly sorry!
**[06:03] Claus**
I'll lodge a complaint
with the baron afterwards.
**[06:05] Mitsuha**
Thank you so much, Count! Lady Iris!
**[06:10] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[06:12] Iris**
Let us be off, then, Mitsuha.
**[06:14] Mitsuha**
Oh, no!
**[06:17] Mitsuha**
* General Store Mitsuha*
* was forced to close for the day.*
**[06:39] Mitsuha**
* And that's how Colette discovered*
* the law of universal gravitation...*
**[06:43] Mitsuha**
*As if!*
**[06:48] Beatrice**
Mitsuha!
**[06:49] Beatrice**
Oh, it's Mitsuha!
**[06:53] Mitsuha**
*Huh?*
**[06:53] Mitsuha**
* Is it me or is she acting*
* a little overly familiar?*
**[06:56] Mitsuha**
*Well, that's just a sign of her affection.*
**[07:00] Mitsuha**
*Okay!*
**[07:02] Mitsuha**
Long time no see, Beatrice!
**[07:04] Beatrice**
Mitsuha, what have you
been up to all this time?
**[07:07] Theodore**
Mitsuha organized the
debutante ball for Miss Adelaide,
**[07:10] Theodore**
Viscount Reiner's daughter.
**[07:14] Theodore**
The dishes and sweets from Mitsuha's country
were all like nothing I'd seen before,
**[07:18] Theodore**
but they were all so delicious!
**[07:21] Alexis**
The short performance written by Mitsuha
was quite entertaining, as well.
**[07:24] Beatrice**
How could you be so cruel?!
**[07:26] Beatrice**
Why was I the only one
not invited to such a fun party?!
**[07:30] Alexis**
You know you're not a debutante yet...
**[07:33] Theodore**
You'll have to wait another two years.
**[07:37] Beatrice**
Delicious food!
**[07:38] Beatrice**
Sweets!
**[07:39] Beatrice**
Entertaining performances!
**[07:41] Beatrice**
Delicious food! Sweets!
**[07:44] Alexis/Theodore**
I forgot! I must be off!
**[07:46] Mitsuha**
*They ran away...*
**[07:47] Beatrice**
Hey, Mitsuha...
**[07:49] Beatrice**
What about my debutante ball?
**[07:51] Beatrice**
Will you take charge and organize it?!
**[07:54] Mitsuha**
O-Of course!
**[07:55] Mitsuha**
If that's what you want, I'd love to!
**[07:58] Beatrice**
Really?
**[08:00] Mitsuha**
Really!
**[08:02] Beatrice**
Really and truly?
**[08:03] Mitsuha**
Really and truly!
**[08:07] Beatrice**
It's a promise, Mitsuha!
**[08:10] Mitsuha**
*Phew, looks like I'm safe for now...*
**[08:13] Iris**
Well then, let us have dinner first.
**[08:17] Iris**
We can have a nice, long chat afterwards.
**[08:20] Iris**
Miss Mitsuha.
**[08:32] Claus**
I'd never have imagined you would
direct Miss Adelaide's debutante ball.
**[08:38] Iris**
I was really taken by surprise
when I spotted you there.
**[08:42] Mitsuha**
I was so busy, I didn't get a chance
to get in touch with you all.
**[08:46] Mitsuha**
I'm so sorry.
**[08:48] Claus**
No, it's nothing to apologize for.
**[08:51] Claus**
I must say though, the way you organized
that party was just spectacular.
**[08:56] Mitsuha**
It's an honor to hear that from you.
**[08:58] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much!
**[09:00] Claus**
So, where did that cuisine come from?
**[09:03] Claus**
Those moving pictures, as well.
**[09:04] Iris**
And how did you get those peculiar
articles you sell in the shop?
**[09:08] Mitsuha**
Ah, well...
**[09:11] Mitsuha**
*Figures!*
**[09:13] Mitsuha**
*All right then, what's my excuse this time?*
**[09:23] Mitsuha**
*Ah!*
**[09:24] Mitsuha**
All of those...
**[09:25] Mitsuha**
are from my friends back home,
**[09:28] Mitsuha**
worried I was down on my luck
in a foreign country,
**[09:30] Mitsuha**
who sent me all those items
behind the authorities' back.
**[09:34] Claus**
I see, your friends back home.
**[09:37] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[09:38] Mitsuha**
I went through all the food at the party,
**[09:41] Mitsuha**
but they sent me too many everyday items,
so I'm selling what's left over.
**[09:45] Iris**
All of that? How did they bring all of it?
**[09:48] Mitsuha**
It seems my friends dispatched small,
high-speed ferries, one after another,
**[09:54] Mitsuha**
and they secretly dock at night
to transport everything.
**[09:57] Mitsuha**
I'm struggling here!
**[09:59] Mitsuha**
I hope I'm not contradicting
what I said earlier.
**[10:05] Mitsuha**
*Well... I'm feigning a little bit here.*
**[10:08] Mitsuha**
* I'm hoping they can be so kind*
* as to ignore any inconsistencies!*
**[10:13] Iris**
Well, no need to worry
ourselves with details.
**[10:16] Iris**
We all know how Mitsuha is.
**[10:18] Claus**
You're right. It *is* Mitsuha.
**[10:20] Mitsuha**
Wait, what do you mean by that?!
**[10:22] Iris**
What? Would you prefer we dig deeper?
**[10:25] Mitsuha**
No, it's nothing. I'm sorry.
**[10:29] Alexis**
No, this is no trifling matter.
**[10:32] Alexis**
Mitsuha, your enigmatic nature
enhances your beauty.
**[10:36] Alexis**
More so than Miss Adelaide,
the debutante taking center stage,
**[10:41] Alexis**
Mitsuha, you were the one
I found enchanting that night.
**[10:44] Alexis**
My lady.
**[10:45] Mitsuha**
* Back then, you were aggressively*
* making a move on Adelaide...*
**[10:51] Alexis**
*Oh... what an icy glare, Mitsuha!*
**[10:54] Alexis**
*But that's what I love about you!*
**[10:56] Mitsuha**
*This guy's got a screw loose...*
**[11:01] Claus**
Leaving that aside, Mitsuha...
**[11:03] Mitsuha**
Er... it's getting quite late,
so I should get going...
**[11:08] Claus**
The night is still young.
**[11:09] Claus**
I have much to ask you,
**[11:12] Claus**
in regards to man-made humanoid
golems, for example.
**[11:14] Mitsuha**
Huh?
**[11:15] Mitsuha**
What the heck are those?!
**[11:17] Claus**
Don't you remember our rousing discussion
when you stayed the night at the manor?
**[11:21] Mitsuha**
What?! Did we really discuss that?
**[11:23] Mitsuha**
I'm sorry, I don't remember that at all.
**[11:25] Claus**
I-I see.
**[11:27] Claus**
What about our talk of salt production?
**[11:29] Mitsuha**
That I remember all too clearly!
**[11:31] Mitsuha**
Your territory overlooks the sea, right?
**[11:33] Mitsuha**
In that case, for salt production,
**[11:35] Mitsuha**
you can use banked, channeled,
or sloping salt terraces!
**[11:39] Mitsuha**
First, you need to consider your
land's coastline and population...
**[11:40] Mitsuha**
* As it turns out, I ended up staying*
* the night at the count's manor.*
**[11:51] Mitsuha**
Ah, I'm so tired!
**[11:54] Mitsuha**
We ended up talking for so long!
**[11:58] Mitsuha**
They really are so nice
and fun to be with, though.
**[12:02] Mitsuha**
Everyone in the count's family, that is.
**[12:06] Mitsuha**
Yes?
**[12:13] Mitsuha**
Beatrice?
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[12:28] Mitsuha**
*What could it be so late at night?*
**[12:31] Mitsuha**
*Are things not going well with her parents?*
**[12:34] Mitsuha**
* I can't imagine that*
* happening in this family...*
**[12:37] Mitsuha**
*Relationship talk, then?!*
**[12:39] Mitsuha**
*Or could it be...*
**[12:40] Mitsuha**
*that she's in love with me, as well?!*
**[12:44] Beatrice**
Mitsuha?
**[12:46] Mitsuha**
Y-Yeah, what is it?
**[12:48] Beatrice**
About what we talked about earlier...
**[12:51] Mitsuha**
Huh? Earlier? What was it again?
**[12:55] Beatrice**
What? You don't remember?!
**[12:58] Beatrice**
You said you'd take care
of my debutante ball, as well!
**[13:01] Mitsuha**
O-Of course I remember that!
**[13:03] Mitsuha**
I haven't forgotten!
**[13:07] Beatrice**
Really, truly, and surely?
**[13:09] Mitsuha**
Really, truly, and surely!
**[13:11] Beatrice**
You'll make it an amazing, unbeatable event?
**[13:14] Mitsuha**
N-Naturally! All for you, Beatrice!
**[13:17] Beatrice**
I'm so glad!
**[13:19] Beatrice**
So what'll it be like?
**[13:21] Mitsuha**
Hmm, let me think...
**[13:24] Mitsuha**
For example...
**[13:28] Mitsuha**
At night, you'll ride in a carriage
decked out with decorations...
**[13:32] Beatrice**
Yeah, yeah!
**[13:34] Mitsuha**
And take part in an animal parade!
**[13:37] Beatrice**
Animals?
***SIGN*** Buttered Potatoes
***SIGN*** Corn Dogs
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Buttered Potat
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Delicious
***SIGN*** Buttered Potatoes
**[13:41] Mitsuha**
We'll serve food from exotic food stalls.
**[13:43] Mitsuha**
How about takoya—
**[13:44] Mitsuha**
Grilled octopus in wheat flour...
**[13:46] Mitsuha**
and cotton-like candy confections?
**[13:49] Beatrice**
Octopus? Cotton?
**[13:52] Beatrice**
Sounds hard to eat...
**[13:54] Mitsuha**
And we can shoot off a whole
bunch of real pretty fireworks!
**[13:57] Beatrice**
Fireworks? What are those?
**[13:59] Mitsuha**
Ah, you see...
**[14:01] Mitsuha**
You launch fireballs to fill the sky
with flower-like patterns.
**[14:05] Mitsuha**
It's magic native to my country.
**[14:08] Beatrice**
That sounds amazing!
**[14:11] Beatrice**
Is that really possible?!
**[14:15] Beatrice**
Mitsuha! Promise me!
**[14:17] Beatrice**
You absolutely must have those!
**[14:19] Mitsuha**
Y...Yeah.
**[14:22] Mitsuha**
* Here's hoping she forgets*
* in the next two years!*
**[14:26] Beatrice**
That's one less thing to worry about!
**[14:30] Mitsuha**
I realized it when I worked with Adelaide,
**[14:32] Mitsuha**
but a debutante ball sure
is a big deal, huh?
**[14:35] Beatrice**
Well, of course it is!
**[14:37] Beatrice**
For us daughters of noblemen,
it's the biggest event of our lives!
**[14:41] Mitsuha**
In your life...
But it's only at the age of 15!
**[14:45] Beatrice**
What are you saying, Mitsuha?
**[14:47] Beatrice**
Girls get engaged when they're 10 years old,
**[14:50] Beatrice**
and become adults and get married at 15!
**[14:53] Beatrice**
It's only natural!
**[14:54] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[14:55] Mitsuha**
So does that mean you're already...
**[14:58] Beatrice**
Nope, still no engagement offers for me.
**[15:02] Beatrice**
But you're fighting for your life at 13!
**[15:05] Beatrice**
That reminds me!
**[15:06] Beatrice**
I have a friend, Sestalia,
who has a lovely fiancé,
**[15:10] Beatrice**
and yet she's sleeping
with Eilish, as well...
**[15:12] Beatrice**
Also, also...
**[15:13] Mitsuha**
*Do aristocratic girls all mature this early?!*
**[15:16] Mitsuha**
*Say it ain't so!*
**[15:18] Beatrice**
So what about you, Mitsuha?
**[15:20] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[15:21] Beatrice**
Dating boys, I mean.
**[15:24] Mitsuha**
Well...
**[15:26] Mitsuha**
I-I was popular with
the boys back in my country, too!
***SIGN*** I Shall Survive
Using Potions!
**[15:30] Mitsuha**
I knew a lot about their hobbies,
so they invited me to play,
**[15:35] Mitsuha**
and asked me to tell them
interesting stories.
**[15:37] Mitsuha**
Well, I wasn't very athletic,
so when they needed to fill teams...
**[15:41] Mitsuha**
Or that... and you know...
**[15:44] Beatrice**
That doesn't count as being popular!
**[15:47] Mitsuha**
*I figured as much!*
**[15:48] Mitsuha**
*F-For now, let's change the topic.*
**[15:51] Mitsuha**
A-Anyway, about your—
**[15:53] Beatrice**
Well? That's not what I meant!
**[15:56] Beatrice**
You've never actually dated a boy?
**[15:59] Mitsuha**
*Sh-She won't let me change the topic!*
**[16:03] Beatrice**
Well? How about it, Mitsuha?
**[16:05] Beatrice**
I won't tell anyone, so be honest with me.
**[16:09] Mitsuha**
G-Guess I haven't.
**[16:12] Beatrice**
So what would be your type
if you were going to date someone?
**[16:17] Mitsuha**
My ideal type, huh?
**[16:20] Mitsuha**
*That's surprisingly hard to pin down...*
**[16:23] Beatrice**
Anything's fine!
**[16:24] Beatrice**
His looks, his personality,
his social status...
**[16:28] Beatrice**
Er... Or his fortune?
**[16:32] Mitsuha**
Hold it right there!
**[16:33] Mitsuha**
Beatrice, what was that just now?
**[16:36] Beatrice**
Huh? I-I'm not looking at anything! I swear!
**[16:39] Mitsuha**
That's a lie!
**[16:42] Mitsuha**
Who was it that asked you?
**[16:50] Mitsuha**
So? What's going on?
**[16:53] Beatrice**
Well...
**[16:57] Mitsuha**
I guess we can forget about
that debutante ball, then.
**[17:00] Beatrice**
I-I'm sorry!
**[17:02] Beatrice**
I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
**[17:05] Beatrice**
That was from Brother Alex...
**[17:08] Mitsuha**
Mm-hmm.
**[17:10] Beatrice**
And this is from Brother Theo...
**[17:12] Mitsuha**
Him, too?
**[17:14] Beatrice**
And this one... is from Father.
**[17:17] Mitsuha**
What?!
**[17:19] Mitsuha**
*The count, as well?*
**[17:20] Beatrice**
The three of them said if I could
find out the answer to these questions,
**[17:24] Beatrice**
they'd pay me one gold.
**[17:26] Mitsuha**
I see now...
**[17:27] Beatrice**
Mitsuha, that's why...
**[17:30] Mitsuha**
I understand.
**[17:31] Mitsuha**
Then one gold for me, as well.
**[17:33] Beatrice**
Eh?
**[17:34] Mitsuha**
You've got your reputation, as well, right?
**[17:37] Mitsuha**
So one gold as my fee.
**[17:40] Mitsuha**
I'll cooperate for that.
**[17:42] Beatrice**
Mitsuha!
**[17:43] Mitsuha**
However, don't say I answered
your questions directly.
**[17:47] Mitsuha**
Tell them you worked
those answers out of me.
**[17:50] Beatrice**
Okay, got it!
**[17:52] Mitsuha**
* I can use this to mislead*
* the count and the boys.*
**[17:57] Mitsuha**
* You don't stand a chance in hell*
* against me in an information war!*
**[18:01] Beatrice**
To be completely honest,
**[18:03] Beatrice**
I tried so hard to come up with ways
to get some real answers out of you.
**[18:07] Beatrice**
So thank goodness.
**[18:09] Beatrice**
Thanks, Mitsuha!
**[18:10] Mitsuha**
Huh? Wait.
**[18:11] Mitsuha**
So since the moment I opened the door,
**[18:14] Mitsuha**
you were putting on an act the whole time
to get information from me?
**[18:20] Beatrice**
Yes... well...
**[18:23] Mitsuha**
*Beatrice...*
**[18:25] Mitsuha**
*What a terrifying girl, breasts and all!*
**[18:35] Mitsuha**
*The next day...*
**[18:37] Mitsuha**
With this weather,
I can't expect any customers...
**[18:42] Mitsuha**
The people in this world stay inside
when it looks like rain.
**[18:46] Mitsuha**
I haven't seen a single person
use an umbrella...
**[18:51] Mitsuha**
What if I sell umbrellas, then?!
**[18:54] Mitsuha**
Welcome...
**[18:59] Mitsuha**
*He's clearly not your average customer.*
**[19:02] Mitsuha**
*Is he on the run from someone?*
**[19:05] Mitsuha**
*Firearm, check!*
**[19:06] Mitsuha**
*Knife, check!*
**[19:11] Mitsuha**
*That outfit... could it be?!*
**[19:15] Grit**
I know you've taken refuge in this shop.
**[19:18] Grit**
Iaps, killer of your master!
**[19:21] Iaps**
Quiet!
**[19:24] Grit**
You've got a bounty on your head.
**[19:26] Grit**
Come quietly with me!
**[19:28] Iaps**
I won't be taken in so easily!
**[19:30] Iaps**
I'm taking this brat hostage!
**[19:33] Mitsuha**
Who're you calling a brat?!
**[19:35] Mitsuha**
Balse!
**[19:38] Iaps**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[19:43] Mitsuha**
Hey, give me my knife back!
**[19:46] Mitsuha**
*No one gets away
with stealing* my *merchandise!*
**[19:54] Mitsuha**
Stop!
**[19:56] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[19:57] Grit**
It's dangerous.
**[19:58] Mitsuha**
But he's going to get away!
**[20:00] Grit**
No need to worry.
**[20:06] Ilse**
You're not getting past this point.
**[20:17] Sepp**
There's nowhere left to run.
**[20:19] Iaps**
Not yet!
**[20:22] Iaps**
And now a swordsman!
**[20:24] Iaps**
But at this distance,
a knife is the faster weapon!
**[20:27] Sven**
I see no need to draw my sword against you.
**[20:31] Iaps**
D-Don't mess with me!
**[20:38] Mitsuha**
Whoa!
**[20:42] Sven**
The conditions are we take you alive.
**[20:44] Sven**
You're coming quietly with us.
**[20:46] Iaps**
G-Goddamn it!
**[20:55] Mitsuha**
* These four are the ones*
* I've been waiting for!*
**[20:58] Mitsuha**
*A beautiful, gallant swordswoman!*
**[21:01] Mitsuha**
*A baby-faced spearman!*
**[21:04] Mitsuha**
*A veteran warrior wielding a greatsword!*
**[21:06] Mitsuha**
*An archer girl!*
**[21:08] Mitsuha**
*That can only mean...*
**[21:10] Mitsuha**
Finally! Now this is a fantasy staple!
**[21:13] Mitsuha**
The very image of adventurers!
**[21:15] Sven**
Adventurers? What are you talking about?
**[21:18] Grit**
We're mercenaries who take
on jobs from our guild.
**[21:22] Mitsuha**
A mercenary guild!
**[21:24] Mitsuha**
Also an RPG classic!
**[21:29] Mitsuha**
If you're in a guild, does that mean
you take on missions from anyone?
**[21:32] Sven**
Y-Yeah...
**[21:34] Sven**
As long as it abides by the law
and guild regulations, at least.
**[21:37] Sven**
Of course, it doesn't come cheap...
**[21:40] Mitsuha**
And can I also ask for specific mercenaries?
**[21:44] Sven**
That goes without saying.
**[21:45] Mitsuha**
Then can you take on a mission for me?
**[21:50] Group**
Eh?
**[21:51] Group**
Eh?!
# E7 - The Adventure of Mitsuha
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX9JEJ/the-adventure-of-mitsuha)
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***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** The Adventure of Mitsuha
**[01:52] Grit**
So cute...
**[01:54] Mitsuha**
* She may be a mercenary,*
* but she's still got a girlish side to her...*
**[02:01] Sven**
Sorry for making you wait.
**[02:08] Grit**
That sure took you a while.
**[02:11] Grit**
You just went to hand him over
and collect the bounty, didn't you?
**[02:13] Sven**
It seems there's been an uptick lately
of shady fellows here in the royal capital.
**[02:18] Sepp**
Which is why they make a fuss about
background checks and the like.
**[02:23] Sven**
If you're going to live here alone,
you should be careful, little lady.
**[02:28] Mitsuha**
Thank you for the warning.
**[02:31] Mitsuha**
*I'm well-prepared, though.*
**[02:37] Mitsuha**
Please, have some tea while it's still hot.
**[02:39] Grit**
What a strange-looking tea...
And this smell...
**[02:43] Mitsuha**
It's called green tea.
**[02:45] Mitsuha**
I hope you enjoy it.
**[02:50] Grit**
Ah... it's good!
**[02:53] Sven**
We haven't introduced ourselves yet.
**[02:55] Sven**
I'm Sven, the leader of this party.
**[02:59] Mitsuha**
Ah, nice to meet you!
**[03:01] Sven**
Everyone else, go on.
**[03:03] Sepp**
I'm Sepp.
**[03:04] Grit**
The name's Grit, and this is...
**[03:08] Ilse**
Ilse...
**[03:09] Grit**
She's a little shy.
**[03:11] Mitsuha**
Er... you wouldn't secretly
happen to be a mage, would you?
**[03:15] Mitsuha**
* I figured it'd follow after a swordsman,*
* spearman, and warrior woman...*
**[03:18] Mitsuha**
*but guess not!*
**[03:21] Sven**
So what's this mission you have for us?
**[03:24] Mitsuha**
Right. I'd like to accompany you
the next time you go out to hunt or forage.
**[03:30] Mitsuha**
So could I ask you to act as my
bodyguards and support during that time?
**[03:37] Mitsuha**
I was hoping to stock items
**[03:41] Mitsuha**
that would be useful for folks
in your line of business,
**[03:45] Mitsuha**
and thought it'd be best to go out there
and see for myself for research purposes.
**[03:50] Sven**
Give us some time to talk it over.
**[03:52] Mitsuha**
Go ahead.
**[03:56] Sven**
What should we do?
**[03:57] Sepp**
A child like her as our client, huh?
**[03:59] Sven**
She may be a child,
but she's a bona-fide shopkeeper!
**[04:02] Grit**
Wasn't our next destination
a forest that's not too dangerous?
**[04:05] Grit**
I don't see much of a downside here.
**[04:08] Grit**
And it's not for hunting game, which means...
**[04:11] Ilse**
We're guaranteed a retainer fee.
**[04:19] Sven**
We'll take on your request.
**[04:21] Mitsuha**
Pleasure doing business with you!
**[04:23] Sven**
We plan on setting out next in two days.
**[04:25] Mitsuha**
That works for me!
**[04:28] Mitsuha**
I can smell the money already!
***SIGN*** Hardware Store
***SIGN*** Theater
***SIGN*** WcDonald's
**[04:50] Mitsuha**
I'll be borrowing these for a bit, Onii-chan.
**[04:52] Tsuyoshi**
No problem!
**[04:53] Tsuyoshi**
Keep your tail raised!
**[04:55] Mitsuha**
Okay!
**[05:02] Sepp**
We're here way earlier
than the scheduled time.
**[05:04] Sven**
Well, we can't keep
a client waiting, now can we?
**[05:08] Sven**
Wait... she's already here?!
**[05:10] Mitsuha**
Good morning!
**[05:12] Sven**
* This little lady must have been*
* real excited for this!*
**[05:16] Sven**
* What's the deal with her strange*
* clothes and all that gear?!*
**[05:22] Sven**
* Well, it's a hundred times better than*
* if she'd shown up in a fancy, frilly dress...*
**[05:27] Mitsuha**
Okay, let us be off!
**[05:29] Sven**
Y-Yeah...
**[05:45] Sven**
* This little lady's tougher*
* than I'd taken her for.*
**[05:55] Mitsuha**
Excuse me. If I may ask a random question...
**[05:58] Sven**
Hmm? What is it?
**[06:00] Mitsuha**
How has your work been going lately?
**[06:02] Sven**
Things have been calm and
peaceful lately in these parts.
**[06:05] Sven**
So business has been tough
for mercenaries like us.
**[06:08] Sven**
I hear some have even taken to banditry.
**[06:11] Grit**
We've been scraping by honestly
with odd jobs and hunting...
**[06:17] Sepp**
But quite frankly...
**[06:19] Sepp**
The pay's not great, so we have to be frugal.
**[06:23] Sven**
Which is why we're really grateful
for your request today.
**[06:27] Sven**
We'll work as hard as we can.
**[06:28] Mitsuha**
Oh, no, I should be the one thanking you!
**[06:37] Sven**
Okay, let's leave our belongings here.
**[06:39] Mitsuha**
*So this is our base camp.*
**[06:41] Mitsuha**
What's on the agenda for today?
**[06:43] Sven**
First, we'll gather medicinal herbs and
wild plants that'll fetch high prices.
**[06:49] Mitsuha**
*Does he mean like wild yams?*
**[06:50] Mitsuha**
*Digging those up sounds like a pain...*
**[06:53] Mitsuha**
Er... then, Grit, do you mind
if I tag along with you?
**[06:57] Grit**
Oh, be my guest.
**[07:02] Mitsuha**
* When she digs up wild yams,*
* I'll whip out some useful items!*
**[07:11] Mitsuha**
*No wild yams in sight. Too bad.*
**[07:15] Grit**
We've gathered quite a bit. Let's head back.
**[07:19] Grit**
You should have left your gear at camp
if you weren't going to use it.
**[07:22] Mitsuha**
Ah, no, please don't worry about me.
**[07:25] Mitsuha**
*To be honest, it's a little heavy...*
**[07:29] Sven**
Oh, you're back.
**[07:31] Sven**
Let's set up our bunks, then.
**[07:33] Grit**
You got it!
**[07:39] Sven**
There we go...
**[07:48] Sven**
Okay, that does it!
**[07:51] Mitsuha**
Um... what if it rains?
**[07:54] Grit**
It's clear as it gets!
I'm sure it won't rain!
**[07:57] Grit**
We'll be fine!
**[07:59] Mitsuha**
Then, I'll be using this.
**[08:04] Mitsuha**
Da-da-da-dun da-dun!
**[08:06] Mitsuha**
Anywhere Tent!
**[08:08] Grit**
Wh-Wha?!
**[08:09] Sven**
What is *that*?!
**[08:10] Mitsuha**
Insulation Mat!
**[08:13] Sepp**
Wh-What in the world?!
**[08:15] Mitsuha**
So... do you think these would sell?
**[08:19] Sven**
Y-Yeah... probably...
**[08:24] Mitsuha**
You're making soup?
**[08:25] Grit**
Yep.
**[08:26] Mitsuha**
Is it good?
**[08:28] Ilse**
It's kind of bitter and gross.
**[08:30] Grit**
B-But it's edible, at the very least.
**[08:35] Grit**
Hmm, it's not lighting.
**[08:38] Grit**
The grass is a little damp.
**[08:41] Mitsuha**
Er, do you mind if I try instead?
**[08:44] Grit**
Go ahead, give it a shot.
**[08:46] Mitsuha**
It's okay, I brought my own.
***SIGN*** Ignite-O
Camping Firestarter
For outdoor campfires, barbecues, and more
**[08:55] Grit**
Wh-What?!
**[08:58] Mitsuha**
Science has triumphed!
***SIGN*** Domestic
White Peaches
Quartered
***SIGN*** Smooth Red Bean Paste
**[09:09] Sven**
The rest of your luggage is all food?!
**[09:13] Mitsuha**
Oh, I brought too much to eat alone,
so could you help me out?
**[09:18] Mitsuha**
In exchange, I'd like you to
sample some of these foods here.
**[09:23] Sven**
S-Sure. I don't mind.
**[09:26] Mitsuha**
Here, this is minestrone.
**[09:33] Sven**
Huh? It's good!
**[09:35] Sven**
When'd you have time to
make this, little lady?
**[09:39] Sven**
You could open a high-class
restaurant with those skills!
**[09:41] Sven**
* Too bad! I bought this*
* in a can at the supermarket!*
**[09:44] Grit**
What is this, bread? It's so soft!
**[09:48] Grit**
And what's this sweet stuff inside?
**[09:50] Mitsuha**
* Sorry to disappoint. This is anpan*
* that sells for 148 yen per 5-pack.*
**[09:55] Sepp**
If only she weren't a child,
I'd ask her out on a date...
**[09:58] Mitsuha**
*I'm not a child, but okay.*
**[10:00] Mitsuha**
Do you think I could sell these?
**[10:02] Mitsuha**
Other than the bread,
they'll all keep for a while.
**[10:06] Sven**
Hmm, depends on the prices.
**[10:08] Sven**
But even if it's pricey, I'm sure
aristocrats and other rich people,
**[10:11] Sven**
as well as the military, would buy it all up.
**[10:15] Mitsuha**
I see...
**[10:16] Mitsuha**
*The military, huh?*
**[10:18] Tsuyoshi**
Are you sure about that?
**[10:19] Tsuyoshi**
Things can get messy when it
comes to handling military goods.
**[10:21] Tsuyoshi**
You'll have to deal with all sorts of weird
requests, and if you show weakness...
**[10:25] Mitsuha**
Well, I'll worry about it then!
**[10:27] Mitsuha**
I understand.
**[10:28] Mitsuha**
Aristocrats and military aside,
**[10:31] Mitsuha**
I'll do my best to set prices so that
people like you can easily afford them!
**[10:35] Sepp**
Huh? Are you out of your mind, young lady?!
**[10:37] Sepp**
If you played it right,
you could make a fortune!
**[10:39] Mitsuha**
That's fine. I can make my
profit from other products.
**[10:44] Mitsuha**
*Hmm?*
**[10:45] Mitsuha**
*Huh? They all look so deeply moved.*
**[10:48] Mitsuha**
*Was it that delicious?*
**[10:50] Mitsuha**
I also have some tea as an
after-dinner drink, if you'd like.
**[10:53] Group**
Yes, gladly!
**[10:55] Mitsuha**
*What is this, an izakaya?*
***SIGN*** Fragrant, Traditional
Royal Palace Black Tea
Royal Milk Tea
**[11:03] Mitsuha**
Well, then...
I'm off to go get ready for bed.
**[11:19] Mitsuha**
*I'm glad I prepared this to wash up in.*
**[11:22] Mitsuha**
*I ended up sweating buckets today.*
**[11:28] Sepp**
Y-Young lady! You... You...
**[11:30] Grit**
You clod! Just look at you!
**[11:33] Mitsuha**
Huh?
**[11:34] Grit**
Look the other way, men!
**[11:37] Grit**
What are you thinking,
**[11:38] Grit**
coming out naked in front of these men?!
**[11:41] Mitsuha**
Ah, no, this is a swimsuit,
and it's fine to show...
**[11:43] Grit**
Quiet, you! That doesn't
even count as underwear!
**[11:46] Ilse**
Practically naked...
**[11:49] Mitsuha**
*Ah, looks like I've messed up again...*
**[11:56] Mitsuha**
* And after a long lecture, I was*
* finally allowed to take a bath...*
**[12:03] Mitsuha**
Grit, would you like to join me?
**[12:05] Grit**
I won't be so shameless as you!
**[12:08] Mitsuha**
*She totally thinks I'm a sicko!*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[12:18] Mitsuha**
*Dun da-da-dun da-da-dun!*
***SIGN*** Plain
***SIGN*** Nutritionally
balanced food
***SIGN*** 8 kinds
of vitamins
Niacin,
Folic acid
***SIGN*** Calcium,
Iron
***SIGN*** Plenty of
dietary fiber
***SIGN*** 2-bar pouches
***SIGN*** 4 bars in 2 pouches
**[12:24] Mitsuha**
What do you think about this food?
**[12:26] Ilse**
It's good.
**[12:28] Sepp**
It's not much, but I feel
energized from eating it.
**[12:31] Mitsuha**
*Okay, pretty good reviews.*
**[12:34] Sven**
We'll be off once we're done eating.
**[12:37] Mitsuha**
*I'm gettin' excited!*
**[12:44] Mitsuha**
*Now we're talking!*
**[12:50] Mitsuha**
*Okay... happy hunting!*
**[12:52] Tsuyoshi**
Okay... happy hunting, Mitsuha!
**[12:56] Tsuyoshi**
For a hunt, everyone has their own style
of attacking, their own attack range,
**[13:00] Tsuyoshi**
and compatibility based on the prey.
**[13:03] Tsuyoshi**
And often, one person alone is
not enough to take down big game.
**[13:08] Tsuyoshi**
That's why it's reassuring
to tackle it as a team.
**[13:12] Mitsuha**
*A bird!*
**[13:15] Mitsuha**
*How are Ilse's skills?*
**[13:20] Ilse**
Sorry...
**[13:21] Grit**
You almost had it!
**[13:26] Mitsuha**
*Ah!*
**[13:28] Mitsuha**
*A bird!*
**[13:30] Mitsuha**
Sven, I see a bird.
**[13:33] Sven**
Ilse.
**[13:34] Mitsuha**
Wait, let me have a shot at it.
**[13:38] Sven**
* Bows don't have that high*
* of an accuracy to begin with...*
**[13:41] Sven**
*And what's more...*
**[13:42] Sven**
* The conditions are bad from this*
* angle, with foliage in the way...*
**[13:47] Sven**
*It'd be difficult even for Ilse.*
**[13:51] Sven**
*It's a request from our employer.*
**[13:52] Sven**
*I suppose it's fine if we let one go.*
**[13:54] Sven**
Okay, give it a shot.
**[13:57] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much.
**[14:06] Ilse**
Incredible...
**[14:07] Mitsuha**
*I did it! I did it, Captain!*
**[14:11] Mitsuha**
* In fact, I was trained*
* in the crossbow, as well!*
**[14:15] Sven**
That one's for sale. Not for us to eat!
**[14:19] Group**
Mm-hmm.
**[14:20] Mitsuha**
*He sure is reliable as their leader!*
**[14:24] Sven**
It's about time we returned to the capital.
**[14:27] Grit**
Well? Did you have fun?
**[14:30] Mitsuha**
Yes! It was all so much fun!
**[14:34] Mitsuha**
Er, I... need to answer nature's call...
**[14:38] Sven**
Hmm? Picking more plants?
**[14:41] Sven**
I'll come with you.
**[14:42] Grit**
It's fine, go by yourself.
**[14:45] Mitsuha**
Yes!
**[14:46] Mitsuha**
*Bathroom, bathroom...*
**[14:48] Mitsuha**
* Thing would get messy if I jumped*
* back home and they found out...*
**[14:52] Mitsuha**
*Okay, around here should do.*
**[14:54] Mitsuha**
*I said "do", not "doo".*
**[14:56] Mitsuha**
*I'm here to pee.*
**[15:01] Mitsuha**
A boar?!
**[15:03] Mitsuha**
*Did I invade its territory?*
**[15:05] Mitsuha**
*Or am I its prey?*
**[15:07] Mitsuha**
*No, I'm supposed to be the hunter here!*
**[15:12] Mitsuha**
* At times like these,*
* there's only one path to take!*
**[15:15] Mitsuha**
*Run away!*
**[15:18] Mitsuha**
*Boars can't turn very quickly!*
**[15:21] Mitsuha**
*No, it's right behind me!*
**[15:23] Mitsuha**
*It's no use... I feel like I'm going to trip!*
**[15:32] Mitsuha**
*No way!*
**[15:36] Mitsuha**
I-I'm out of bullets?
**[15:37] Mitsuha**
I'm dead!
**[15:40] Mitsuha**
I know, I'll jum—
**[15:47] Mitsuha**
I'm saved!
**[15:49] Mitsuha**
* Maybe 9mm rounds are a little*
* too weak against animals...*
**[15:53] Sven**
What's wrong?! What happened?!
**[15:55] Mitsuha**
Oh, no! They'll find out about the gun!
**[15:58] Mitsuha**
*Sorry, this might be overkill...*
**[16:02] Group**
Eh?!
**[16:03] Mitsuha**
Ah...
**[16:04] Mitsuha**
It suddenly jumped out at me, but it
worked out when I shot it in panic...
**[16:11] Mitsuha**
Er, is something wrong?
**[16:14] Ilse**
There wasn't any sound when you shot the bird.
**[16:17] Mitsuha**
Huh, is that right?
**[16:19] Mitsuha**
Maybe you're hearing things!
**[16:24] Sven**
We protect our clients' secrets!
**[16:26] Sven**
That's the code that we mercenaries live by!
**[16:31] Mitsuha**
*That concludes this adventure!*
**[16:35] Mitsuha**
* Well, we didn't get an event where*
* we fight a dragon or anything.*
**[16:39] Mitsuha**
*What a shame!*
**[16:45] Colette**
It's Mitsuha!
**[16:46] Colette**
Mitsuha!
**[16:52] Group**
Good work, everyone!
**[16:58] Sven**
Our expedition was a rousing success!
**[17:01] Sven**
Makes the ale taste better!
**[17:03] Grit**
We got lots of birds and
animals to sell for a good price.
**[17:07] Ilse**
We can live off all this for half a month...
**[17:10] Ilse**
And we received a gold coin on top,
**[17:13] Ilse**
as well as a flattering review
to the mercenary guild...
**[17:17] Ilse**
I really don't know how
we can ever thank you.
**[17:19] Mitsuha**
No, the pleasure's all mine!
**[17:21] Mitsuha**
* They don't pry into the private*
* lives of their clients...*
**[17:24] Mitsuha**
* Sven and the others were*
* mercenaries of honor...*
**[17:27] Mitsuha**
* Besides, I got to do*
* tons of product research.*
**[17:33] Grit**
Hey, is that fire-lighting stick expensive?
**[17:36] Mitsuha**
It really doesn't cost that much.
**[17:38] Mitsuha**
For a smaller, different type,
**[17:41] Mitsuha**
you can use it hundreds of times
and it costs less than one silver.
**[17:45] Group**
What?!
**[17:47] Mitsuha**
Huh? You two don't sound surprised.
**[17:50] Sven**
Cooking's none of our business.
**[17:53] Mitsuha**
I see...
**[17:55] Mitsuha**
*It's none of the men's business? Is that so?!*
**[17:59] Mitsuha**
Ah, I almost forgot!
**[18:01] Mitsuha**
Take a look at this!
***SIGN*** Momomi Tawawa
***SIGN*** A gravure mag favorite!
A killer bod exploding with energy!
***SIGN*** Extra special feature! Jiggling and bursting at the seams!
**[18:08] Mitsuha**
*When I went back to put away my luggage,*
**[18:11] Mitsuha**
* I also brought this back*
* with me from my world!*
**[18:14] Mitsuha**
You really treated me like I was
a loony for wearing that swimsuit!
**[18:19] Grit**
No way...
**[18:19] Mitsuha**
But in my country, it's normal to dress
like this when you go in the water!
**[18:21] Sven**
I...It can't be...
**[18:26] Sepp**
Th-These are just drawings!
**[18:28] Sepp**
Frighteningly detailed, but still!
**[18:30] Sepp**
A paradise like that could
never exist in this world!
**[18:33] Mitsuha**
I'm telling you, it's real!
**[18:35] Mitsuha**
Just like you see in this photo...
I mean, picture.
**[18:39] Mitsuha**
Will you accept that
I was behaving normally now?
**[18:42] Sven**
Ah... No, even if that's the case...
**[18:45] Grit**
W-Well, you've convinced me.
**[18:48] Grit**
But you really shouldn't
wear that in this country.
**[18:51] Sven**
Sh-She's right.
**[18:53] Mitsuha**
I'll be careful from now on, of course.
**[18:57] Mitsuha**
Well, now that we've cleared up
that misunderstanding,
**[19:01] Mitsuha**
I hope we can work together in the future!
**[19:03] Sven**
Agreed!
**[19:04] Grit**
But of course!
**[19:08] Mitsuha**
Sepp, you, too...
**[19:09] Sepp**
S-Sure...
**[19:11] Sepp**
H-Hey... how much will
you sell that book for?
**[19:15] Mitsuha**
It's not for sale!
**[19:19] Mitsuha**
Thank you for coming!
**[19:24] Mitsuha**
* The lighters and other items I researched*
* on that adventure are selling really well!*
**[19:29] Mitsuha**
*My savings are slowly increasing...*
**[19:32] Mitsuha**
But slowly is the keyword here!
**[19:36] Mitsuha**
Is there some way for me
to rake it in quickly?
**[19:40] Mitsuha**
That reminds me, that magazine...
**[19:43] Mitsuha**
No, I won't sell that one because it's
sure to cause all sorts of headaches...
**[19:48] Mitsuha**
But what if instead...
**[19:53] Tsuyoshi**
No matter the era, art has
always been necessary to mankind!
**[19:58] Mitsuha**
Art...
**[19:59] Mitsuha**
That might not be a bad idea!
**[20:02] Mitsuha**
* But it doesn't feel right to sell copies*
* of artwork at high prices, like a con artist...*
**[20:08] Tsuyoshi**
Create an imitation of
a piece in the public domain...
**[20:11] Tsuyoshi**
Or rather, a transformative derivative work!
**[20:16] Tsuyoshi**
I guess that'd be okay...
**[20:18] Tsuyoshi**
But I can't draw to save my life,
or sculpt, either...
**[20:24] Tsuyoshi**
Wait, that's it!
**[20:29] Tsuyoshi**
Okay, this place should do...
**[20:32] Tsuyoshi**
Venus de Milo with arms...
**[20:34] Tsuyoshi**
Venus de Milo with arms... C'mon!
**[20:41] Tsuyoshi**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[20:47] Tsuyoshi**
Nike of Samothrace with a head!
**[20:49] Tsuyoshi**
Nike with a head!
**[20:53] Tsuyoshi**
Why's she a harpy?
**[20:56] Tsuyoshi**
The problem is that I keep thinking
I have to change something.
**[20:59] Tsuyoshi**
Don't think, feel!
**[21:03] Tsuyoshi**
A mermaid statue... come on!
**[21:05] Tsuyoshi**
Ack!
**[21:10] Tsuyoshi**
* I can't leave these questionable*
* statues in my house,*
**[21:13] Tsuyoshi**
* so I brought them over here*
* for the time being.*
**[21:16] Tsuyoshi**
I forgot I had awful grades in art class,
as well as arts and crafts...
**[21:22] Tsuyoshi**
Although I was good at
candy-cutting at festivals...
**[21:27] Rich Customer**
Young miss.
**[21:28] Mitsuha**
Huh?
**[21:29] Rich Customer**
Excuse me, but how much
are you asking for that?
**[21:32] Mitsuha**
For what?
**[21:34] Rich Customer**
What fine craftsmanship
**[21:36] Rich Customer**
these demon statues to ward off evil are!
**[21:38] Rich Customer**
This hideousness,
these ghoulish countenances...
**[21:42] Rich Customer**
Truly spectacular!
**[21:44] Mitsuha**
*I managed to sell it for a pretty good price,*
**[21:48] Mitsuha**
*but I'm not happy about it at all!*
# E8 - Mitsuha Visits the Royal Palace
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKG2J3/mitsuha-visits-the-royal-palace)
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**[00:02] OP Lyrics**
*I'll pry open any locked doors in my way*
**[00:07] OP Lyrics**
*Charging at full speed, straight ahead*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
**[00:11] OP Lyrics**
*That's how I live*
**[00:23] OP Lyrics**
*I keep turning them over in my mind*
**[00:29] OP Lyrics**
*All the things I want to do*
**[00:32] OP Lyrics**
* Even if I'm told that's not*
* what's expected of me*
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*I don't plan on giving them up*
**[00:43] OP Lyrics**
*Ah, dreams are meant to be big*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I'll head where the shining coin points me*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*And nothing can stop me*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*I won't back down, I'll face forward*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
*So I can fulfill my dream*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*I'll pry open any locked doors in my way*
**[01:17] OP Lyrics**
*Wind at my back, giving it my all*
**[01:21] OP Lyrics**
*That's how I live*
**[01:32] Mitsuha**
Thank you for your business!
**[01:35] Mitsuha**
Yep!
**[01:36] Mitsuha**
Sales of shampoo, shampoo, and
shampoo are through the roof as always!
**[01:41] Mitsuha**
I owe it all to those three!
**[01:44] Mitsuha**
Okay! Time to keep it up and
rake in loads and loads of moolah!
**[01:49] Mitsuha**
For that, I think I need another hot-selling
"it" product, aside from shampoo...
**[01:56] Mitsuha**
*Well, I messed up a teensy bit before...*
**[02:01] Mitsuha**
Welcome!
**[02:09] Mitsuha**
*Oh!*
**[02:11] Mitsuha**
*She's drop-dead gorgeous!*
**[02:13] Sabine**
Excuse me...
**[02:15] Sabine**
Would this happen to be
General Store Mitsuha?
***SIGN*** Mitsuha Visits the Royal Palace
**[02:21] Sabine**
I came to visit because I'd heard of
**[02:23] Sabine**
an interesting shop stocked
with all sorts of curious goods.
**[02:26] Mitsuha**
Ah, yes! This is the place!
**[02:28] Sabine**
What a relief. I didn't see a sign outside...
**[02:31] Mitsuha**
A sign!
**[02:32] Mitsuha**
*Oh! I forgot I didn't have one!*
**[02:35] Mitsuha**
* Is that the reason I didn't get*
* any customers in the beginning?!*
**[02:39] Mitsuha**
* Sheesh! How come no one*
* said anything to me?!*
**[02:43] Sabine**
Please allow me to peruse
your offerings, then.
**[02:45] Mitsuha**
Yes, please help yourself!
**[02:47] Mitsuha**
*She's giving off some aristocratic vibes...*
**[02:50] Mitsuha**
*The very image of dignity and grace...*
**[02:53] Mitsuha**
* And most importantly, her stunning*
* beauty that just screams princess!*
**[02:59] Mitsuha**
*A real sight for sore eyes!*
**[03:05] Sabine**
I'll be purchasing these,
and some shampoo, as well.
**[03:08] Mitsuha**
*Buying in bulk, I see!*
**[03:10] Mitsuha**
*And shampoo for her as well!*
**[03:13] Sabine**
Will this suffice as payment?
**[03:15] Mitsuha**
Y-Yes, that's enough.
**[03:18] Mitsuha**
* Hmm... Paying with gold*
* without batting an eyelid...*
**[03:22] Mitsuha**
*No security detail with her? Really?*
**[03:26] Mitsuha**
Thanks for your patience!
**[03:27] Mitsuha**
Ah, the bag is on the house!
**[03:29] Sabine**
Oh, how charming!
**[03:30] Sabine**
I really enjoyed myself! I'll be back!
**[03:32] Mitsuha**
*That means a repeat customer!*
**[03:35] Mitsuha**
Thank you for your purchase!
**[03:38] Mitsuha**
*Over there...*
**[03:40] Mitsuha**
*How shady-looking!*
**[03:41] Mitsuha**
* He's just asking to be*
* taken away by the police!*
**[03:45] Mitsuha**
*Is he after me... or maybe the shop?*
**[03:51] Mitsuha**
*Guess I was wrong.*
**[03:54] Mitsuha**
*Wait, it was the girl instead!*
**[03:59] Mitsuha**
* I've learned from last time*
* and prepared for this!*
**[04:03] Mitsuha**
* Things will get messy if*
* an aristocratic lady disappears*
**[04:06] Mitsuha**
* after last being seen*
* at General Store Mitsuha!*
**[04:11] Mitsuha**
*Bingo!*
**[04:16] Mitsuha**
*Partners in crime!*
**[04:18] Mitsuha**
What are you doing?!
**[04:20] Kidnapper 1**
Huh? Who do you think *you* are?
**[04:23] Ringleader**
A friend of hers? How heroic of you.
**[04:25] Mitsuha**
*Abducting her for ransom?*
**[04:28] Mitsuha**
*Or human trafficking?*
**[04:30] Mitsuha**
*I can't just look the other way!*
**[04:32] Ringleader**
Hmm? Gonna fight back?
**[04:36] Ringleader**
Put on a brave front all you like, missy,
**[04:39] Ringleader**
but can you take a person's life?
**[04:45] Mitsuha**
I sure can.
**[04:47] Mitsuha**
Is there any reason
I shouldn't kill a lowlife?
**[04:54] Mitsuha**
*Well, I didn't kill anyone.*
**[04:56] Mitsuha**
*This is a pistol-type stun gun.*
**[04:59] Kidnapper 1**
Who the hell *are* you?!
**[05:02] Mitsuha**
*I'm glad you asked!*
**[05:04] Mitsuha**
* I'll bluster and bluff my way*
* through this situation!*
**[05:06] Mitsuha**
*Time for me to summon my cringe-worthy past!*
**[05:09] Mitsuha**
Who am I?
**[05:11] Mitsuha**
They call me... the Messenger.
**[05:15] Kidnapper 1**
Huh?
**[05:16] Mitsuha**
* Their faces are like,*
* "What the hell is she saying?"*
**[05:19] Mitsuha**
* Yeah, I get it! I don't know*
* what I'm saying, either!*
**[05:23] Mitsuha**
* But now's my chance to bust out my list*
* of lines I've always wanted to say out loud!*
**[05:28] Mitsuha**
I am the Messenger of Lightning!
**[05:31] Mitsuha**
I'll show no mercy to those
who bare their blades!
**[05:39] Kidnapper 1**
Run for it!
**[05:39] Kidnapper 1**
What?!
**[05:41] Kidnapper 1**
Soldiers?!
**[05:42] Group**
We're done for!
**[05:44] Kidnapper 2**
Don't hurt me!
**[05:50] Group**
Princess!
**[05:51] Group**
Princess! Princess!
**[05:53] Guard 1**
Oh, the poor thing!
**[05:55] Guard 2**
I'm begging you!
**[05:56] Guard 2**
Please stop running away from
your bodyguards, Princess!
**[06:00] Sabine**
Oh? Did a single young girl
prove too elusive for you?
**[06:04] Sabine**
A display unbecoming
of the honorable Royal Guards!
**[06:07] Mitsuha**
*Hmm? So she really was a princess?*
**[06:10] Mitsuha**
*Is that so?*
**[06:12] Elderly Guard**
Please wait, dear Messenger!
**[06:15] Mitsuha**
Er... just how much did you hear?
**[06:19] Elderly Guard**
That would be from when you
said, "What are you doing?"
**[06:23] Mitsuha**
*From the very start? Is that right?*
**[06:24] Mitsuha**
*Thanks for letting me know!*
**[06:27] Mitsuha**
Please spare me. I'm sorry.
I got carried away.
**[06:28] Elderly Guard**
Dear Messenger?
**[06:30] Elderly Guard**
Please join us at the Royal Palace.
**[06:32] Mitsuha**
*That's how it goes, huh?*
**[06:45] King**
Art thou the one who goes by Mitsuha?
**[06:47] Mitsuha**
I am...
**[06:49] King**
You saved my daughter.
**[06:50] King**
No need for formalities. Please be at ease.
**[06:54] King**
Take a seat.
**[06:55] Mitsuha**
Yes!
**[06:56] King**
Why, I just wanted to offer my gratitude
as a father for saving my daughter.
**[07:02] King**
I'll spare you the customary
manner of speech, as well.
**[07:05] Mitsuha**
*I see. That makes sense.*
**[07:07] Mitsuha**
* This isn't a formal audience*
* or an investiture.*
**[07:11] King**
So, Miss Mitsuha,
the Messenger of Lightning.
**[07:14] Mitsuha**
I'm Mitsuha, general store owner.
**[07:17] King**
So, Miss Mitsuha,
the Messenger of Lightning.
**[07:20] Mitsuha**
I'm Mitsuha, general store owner.
**[07:22] King**
Miss Mitsuha, the Messenger of Lightning!
**[07:25] Mitsuha**
I'm Mitsuha, general store owner!
**[07:27] King**
Miss Mitsuha, the Mess—
**[07:28] Mitsuha**
I'm Mitsuha, general store owner!
**[07:31] King**
Miss Mitsuha, general store owner.
**[07:33] Mitsuha**
*I've won!*
**[07:36] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[07:37] Mitsuha**
As I was seeing Her Highness off
after shopping at my establishment,
**[07:40] Mitsuha**
I caught sight of a suspicious man,
and followed him out of concern.
**[07:44] Mitsuha**
And what do I see but an abduction!
**[07:47] Mitsuha**
I gathered my courage and called out
to them, yet I am but a young lady.
**[07:52] Mitsuha**
It was then, in the nick of time,
that the guards showed up and saved us!
**[07:56] King**
Hmm... that's quite
a different story than I was told.
**[08:01] King**
Well, no matter.
**[08:02] King**
In any case, let me offer my
thanks for saving my daughter.
**[08:05] King**
Go on and thank her.
**[08:08] Sabine**
My name is Sabine.
**[08:10] Mitsuha**
* Oh! So this cute little angel*
* goes by Sabine!*
**[08:13] Sabine**
Lady Mitsuha, thank you
very much for saving me!
**[08:17] Mitsuha**
Your Highness, you really shouldn't
be addressing a commoner as "Lady"!
**[08:21] Sabine**
Oh, but I owe my life to you!
**[08:25] King**
We're fortunate that you were unharmed.
**[08:27] King**
I'll need to have a stern word
with you later, Sabine.
**[08:31] King**
Slipping past the guards and
sneaking out of the castle...
**[08:33] Sabine**
I'm sorry...
**[08:35] Sabine**
But you're about to put an end
**[08:37] Sabine**
to that pesky human trafficking
ring as a result, aren't you?
**[08:40] Sabine**
Don't you feel that I deserve
a pardon from your lecturing, Father?
**[08:45] Sabine**
The lady's maids were gossiping
about General Store Mitsuha,
**[08:48] Sabine**
so I just had to go and see for myself!
**[08:50] Sabine**
It was quite an amusing place.
**[08:52] Sabine**
So is it fine for me to visit again?
**[08:54] Sabine**
Please, Father!
**[08:59] King**
Miss Mitsuha.
**[09:00] Mitsuha**
Yes?
**[09:01] King**
Please continue to treat my children kindly.
**[09:04] Mitsuha**
*Eh?!*
**[09:06] Rouven**
I'm Rouven, the second prince.
**[09:08] Sabine**
I hope we can get along, Lady Mitsuha.
**[09:10] Mitsuha**
S-Sure...
**[09:12] Mitsuha**
* Hmm, this has turned into*
* a bit of a hairy situation...*
**[09:16] Mitsuha**
*Oh, that's right.*
**[09:18] Mitsuha**
Your Majesty, have you found that your
sight's gotten worse from your days of youth?
**[09:23] King**
Yes. I find it hard to read
the minuscule text on documents.
**[09:27] King**
So I use a lens...
**[09:29] Mitsuha**
*What? They have reading glasses?*
**[09:31] Mitsuha**
*That's more advanced than I thought!*
**[09:34] Mitsuha**
*I see!*
**[09:35] Mitsuha**
*Reading glasses use convex lenses,*
**[09:37] Mitsuha**
* and were adopted much earlier than*
* concave lenses were to treat myopia!*
**[09:41] Mitsuha**
* But I believe early glasses were single,*
* handheld lenses or pince-nez eyeglasses.*
**[09:47] Mitsuha**
*Whatever!*
**[09:48] Mitsuha**
*Even if this world has reading glasses,*
**[09:50] Mitsuha**
* I'm sure they're no match*
* for modern Earth ones!*
***SIGN*** Reading
Glasses
***SIGN*** Reading
Glasses
***SIGN*** Reading
Glasses
***SIGN*** Reading
Glasses
**[09:54] Mitsuha**
Could I have you try these on for size?
**[09:57] Mitsuha**
You wear them like this.
**[09:58] Mitsuha**
They're all different, so please find
the one that lets you see best.
**[10:02] King**
Hmm? Like this?
**[10:05] King**
Oh! How lightweight these are!
**[10:08] King**
And I can see so clearly!
**[10:10] King**
Come, Sahr! Try putting these on!
**[10:12] Sahr**
Yes! If you'll pardon me...
**[10:16] Sahr**
Oh!
**[10:17] King**
I recall that you'd found handheld lenses
and eyeglasses difficult to use.
**[10:22] King**
How about these?
**[10:23] Sahr**
These are a far cry from other lenses,
and everything's so clear!
**[10:27] King**
I know, right?
**[10:29] Sahr**
This should make looking
over documents much easier.
**[10:32] Sahr**
It seems that I, Sahr, won't be stepping
down as chancellor any time soon!
**[10:37] Mitsuha**
*Ah, so he's the chancellor? Is that right?*
**[10:41] Mitsuha**
* I've found the perfect person*
* to endorse my products!*
**[10:43] Mitsuha**
*Good thing I brought those reading glasses!*
**[10:46] King**
Mitsuha, do you have anything else?
**[10:49] King**
Please show me your best items!
**[10:50] King**
Naturally, I'll make sure to pay for them!
**[10:53] Mitsuha**
Well, sure. That's how we do business.
**[10:55] Mitsuha**
As long as you pay for it,
**[10:56] Mitsuha**
General Store Mitsuha's here
to sell you whatever you'd like!
**[11:00] Mitsuha**
However...
**[11:02] Mitsuha**
The one exception is women.
**[11:06] King**
No women, you say?
**[11:08] Mitsuha**
No can do!
**[11:10] King**
I see!
**[11:17] King**
So she meant, "No matter how much money
you offer, I won't do your bidding"...
**[11:23] King**
The Messenger of Lightning...
**[11:27] King**
Sahr, have that girl looked into.
**[11:30] Sahr**
Yes!
**[11:34] Mitsuha**
* I'm glad that I was able to sell them*
* on the reading glasses...*
**[11:36] Mitsuha**
*I'm glad, but...*
**[11:39] Mitsuha**
* Ah! Why'd I get carried away*
* and give myself that name?!*
**[11:43] Mitsuha**
*Another page added to my cringe-worthy past!*
**[11:47] Mitsuha**
* I just hope it doesn't get*
* me in any weird trouble...*
**[12:02] Colette**
Wow!
**[12:11] Mitsuha**
Welcome...
**[12:14] Mitsuha**
*Ah... this guy means trouble...*
**[12:17] Sign**
Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[12:20] Sign**
Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[12:25] Nelson**
Are you the owner here?
**[12:27] Nelson**
Hand over the deed to this shop
and your supply chains!
**[12:30] Mitsuha**
*Yikes! What's with him?!*
**[12:32] Nelson**
Hmm... I think I'll take you in for myself.
**[12:36] Mitsuha**
*Blech!*
**[12:37] Mitsuha**
Er... exactly who might you be?
**[12:40] Nelson**
What's this now?!
**[12:41] Nelson**
You don't know who I am?!
**[12:42] Nelson**
This is why little girls
have no place running a store!
**[12:46] Nelson**
That's fine. Let me tell you who I am.
**[12:49] Nelson**
I am the president of the Adler Trading
Company, which holds a royal warrant,
**[12:52] Nelson**
Nelson Adler!
**[12:54] Mitsuha**
Oh! The Adler Trading Company!
**[12:57] Mitsuha**
*Never heard of it!*
**[12:59] Mitsuha**
* Well, if he's president, that must*
* mean he's the company head.*
**[13:03] Nelson**
It seems this shop deals in unusual items,
such as fresh fish and shampoo.
**[13:09] Nelson**
You show some signs of promise,
despite your young age.
**[13:12] Nelson**
I'll be taking over for you,
so show some gratitude!
**[13:16] Mitsuha**
*Uh-huh, so that's what you're here for.*
**[13:19] Mitsuha**
* The count's authority doesn't*
* extend to merchants, I see.*
**[13:24] Mitsuha**
Um... if that's the case,
**[13:26] Mitsuha**
could you come visit us
tomorrow at the same time?
**[13:29] Mitsuha**
I'll ask my business partner
to come, as well.
**[13:33] Nelson**
I see. Then, I'll take my leave for now.
**[13:37] Mitsuha**
I look forward to your visit.
***SIGN*** Yamano
**[13:59] Sabine**
I'm here, Elder Sister Mitsuha!
**[14:02] Mitsuha**
You're back!
**[14:04] Mitsuha**
*Sabine's visited almost every day since then.*
**[14:07] Mitsuha**
*Practically a regular flight.*
**[14:09] Mitsuha**
*Incidentally, after several twists and turns,*
**[14:11] Mitsuha**
* she settled on calling me*
* "Elder Sister Mitsuha".*
**[14:15] (Flashback) Sabine**
Lady Mitsuha!
**[14:16] (Flashback) Sabine**
Lady Mitsuha!
**[14:17] (Flashback) Sabine**
Lady Mitsuha!
**[14:19] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
Please don't call me that!
My neck is on the line!
**[14:22] (Flashback) Sabine**
Eh?
**[14:27] Sabine**
More of the dee vee dee!
**[14:28] Sabine**
Elder Sister Mitsuha, hurry, hurry!
**[14:30] Mitsuha**
Sure thing.
**[14:32] Mitsuha**
*I messed up and now she knows about DVDs...*
**[14:36] (Flashback) Sabine**
What's this?
**[14:37] (Flashback) Sabine**
Whoa!
**[14:38] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
Ah! Are you okay?!
**[14:40] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
Ah...
***SIGN*** PLAYER
**[14:43] (Flashback) Sabine**
What is this? What is this? What *is* this?!
**[14:47] Mitsuha**
Listen to me.
**[14:48] Mitsuha**
I've said this before, but this is
a magic mirror that shows faraway events.
**[14:52] Mitsuha**
If you speak of this to anyone,
it'll shatter on the spot!
**[14:55] Mitsuha**
So be careful!
**[14:56] Sabine**
Yes, Elder Sister Mitsuha!
**[14:59] Mitsuha**
Also, before I forget...
**[15:01] Mitsuha**
Here, take this.
**[15:02] Mitsuha**
Could you hand it over to
the chancellor as soon as you go back?
**[15:05] Mitsuha**
It's a very important letter,
so you mustn't forget.
**[15:10] Sabine**
Yeah!
**[15:11] Sabine**
I'll make sure I deliver it,
so Elder Sister Mitsuha...
**[15:13] Sabine**
Here you go!
**[15:15] Mitsuha**
Right away, Princess...
**[15:18] Mitsuha**
*Sabine doesn't understand Japanese,*
**[15:20] Mitsuha**
*so I have to dub over a translation for her!*
**[15:24] Mitsuha**
You corrupted bandwagon normies!
**[15:26] Mitsuha**
Go back to being otaku at once!
**[15:28] Sabine**
Elder Sister Mitsuha!
Put some more feeling into it!
**[15:31] Sabine**
Do the poses, as well!
**[15:33] Mitsuha**
*You've gotta be kidding...*
**[15:44] Nelson**
Hey, girlie!
**[15:45] Nelson**
I've brought the assignment
agreement with me!
**[15:47] Nelson**
Hurry up and sign it!
**[15:49] Mitsuha**
* Mister Nelson's as impatient*
* as ever, right from the get-go!*
**[15:53] Sabine**
Elder Sister Mitsuha, who's this?
**[15:57] Mitsuha**
He's a big shot from a large trading
company who said he wants to take me in.
**[16:01] Sabine**
What?!
**[16:02] Sabine**
I don't want you to leave,
Elder Sister Mitsuha!
**[16:05] Mitsuha**
*Sabine's a great actress!*
**[16:08] Nelson**
If you want to be with your sister so badly,
**[16:11] Nelson**
I can take you in, as well, little missy.
**[16:13] Sabine**
Really?
**[16:14] Nelson**
Yes. Would I lie to you?
**[16:17] Nelson**
I'll take both of you and...
**[16:20] Nelson**
Wh-What now?!
**[16:21] Sahr**
My apologies!
Hope I didn't keep you waiting!
**[16:24] Nelson**
Ch-Chancellor!
**[16:26] Mitsuha**
Sorry to have you come all this way, Sahr.
**[16:28] Nelson**
S-Sahr?!
**[16:30] Sahr**
Not at all!
**[16:31] Sahr**
Just say the word, Miss Mitsuha,
and I'll be at your service!
**[16:35] Nelson**
* She's on a first-name basis*
* with the chancellor?!*
**[16:37] Nelson**
*Not to mention his obsequious demeanor!*
**[16:40] Nelson**
*What's going on here?!*
**[16:41] Mitsuha**
You see, this man wants me to
relinquish this shop at no cost to him.
**[16:46] Mitsuha**
He also said he wanted to take
custody of the both of us...
**[16:50] Mitsuha**
It looks like I have no choice but
to turn down His Majesty's request...
**[16:57] Sahr**
What exactly is the meaning
of this, Mister Adler?!
**[17:00] Nelson**
Huh? No, well...
**[17:04] Sahr**
Harassment and obstruction of a merchant
under direct contract for His Royal Highness.
**[17:09] Sahr**
Unlawful bidding for an
establishment without recompense.
**[17:12] Sahr**
Coercing juvenile girls into one's own custody.
**[17:15] Sahr**
Does that sum it all up?
**[17:16] Nelson**
Huh? Oh no, I-I wouldn't dream of...
**[17:19] Sahr**
You wouldn't dream of such a thing?
**[17:21] Nelson**
N-No! That goes without saying!
**[17:23] Sahr**
So going forward, you won't meddle
with this store or its proprietor,
**[17:28] Sahr**
directly or otherwise?
**[17:31] Nelson**
Yes, I swear it on the gods!
**[17:33] Sahr**
Very well.
**[17:34] Sahr**
In that case, if I find any obstruction
of this business in the future,
**[17:38] Sahr**
you will be the one held fully
responsible, Mister Adler.
**[17:42] Sahr**
It is your duty to properly
inform everyone at your company.
**[17:45] Nelson**
Y-Yes! You can leave it to me!
**[17:48] Mitsuha**
* With this, the Adler*
* Trading Company became liable*
**[17:52] Mitsuha**
* for monitoring all*
* the merchants in the capital,*
**[17:54] Mitsuha**
* to make sure they didn't meddle*
* with General Store Mitsuha.*
**[17:57] Mitsuha**
* If they overlook or leave*
* unattended any such obstruction,*
**[18:00] Mitsuha**
*who knows what consequences they might face?*
**[18:05] Sahr**
Oh, in addition...
**[18:06] Nelson**
Yes?
**[18:06] Sahr**
Starting tomorrow, we will no longer need
**[18:08] Sahr**
Adler Trading Company
representatives in the palace.
**[18:12] Sahr**
All regular entry permits
are hereby revoked.
**[18:15] Nelson**
What?!
**[18:16] Nelson**
W-Wait a minute, Chancellor Sahr!
**[18:18] Nelson**
What's this all of a sudden?
**[18:20] Sahr**
Why, it's only natural.
**[18:22] Sahr**
As gracious as His Royal Majesty may be,
**[18:25] Sahr**
he would never allow
palace entry again to someone
**[18:29] Sahr**
who tried to make away with his daughter.
**[18:32] Nelson**
Huh? H-His daughter?
**[18:34] Nelson**
Eh?
**[18:36] Nelson**
Eh?!
**[18:46] Nelson**
Ah...
**[18:47] Nelson**
Ahh!
**[18:49] Sahr**
Come, let us return,
Your Royal Highness Sabine.
**[18:52] Sabine**
What?! I want to play some more
with Elder Sister Mitsuha!
**[18:56] Sabine**
No!
**[18:58] Crony 1**
P-Prez!
**[19:00] Crony 2**
Get a hold of yourself!
**[19:02] Mitsuha**
* The resignation of the Adler*
* Trading Company president,*
**[19:05] Mitsuha**
*followed by his son's complete succession,*
**[19:07] Mitsuha**
*would come to take place some time after.*
**[19:11] Nelson**
Keep your hands off General Store Mitsuha!
**[19:18] King**
This past case has really
proved to be a godsend.
**[19:21] Sahr**
Yes, most certainly.
**[19:23] King**
So, what of those in contact
with the Adler Trading Company
**[19:27] King**
who were after knowledge of palace workings?
**[19:30] Sahr**
We had captured them,
**[19:32] Sahr**
but they all took poison, so we
still don't know the finer details.
**[19:35] Sahr**
My deepest apologies.
**[19:37] King**
So they chose to take their own lives...
**[19:40] Sahr**
Be that as it may,
**[19:41] Sahr**
we've managed to rid the palace
of the Adler Trading Company,
**[19:46] Sahr**
which has been a hotbed of corruption.
**[19:48] King**
Taking inadequate measures
would have invited backlash.
**[19:51] King**
Now we have a suitable pretext.
**[19:52] Sahr**
Miss Mitsuha has sent
a courteous letter of gratitude.
**[19:56] Sahr**
But it seems we should be
the ones thanking her.
**[20:01] King**
If this were a matter that could be
made public, I would have been happy to.
**[20:06] King**
But to have a human trafficking ring
committing crimes in broad daylight...
**[20:12] King**
Something doesn't add up.
**[20:14] King**
There may be more to this than we know.
**[20:16] Sahr**
I'll continue investigating
into both these matters.
**[20:21] Sahr**
While remaining vigilant.
**[20:23] King**
Yes. If it turns out to be nothing,
then all the better.
**[20:27] King**
What could be better than peace?
**[20:32] Sahr**
I must say, though...
**[20:33] Sahr**
I'm surprised at how she
saved Her Royal Highness,
**[20:36] Sahr**
as well as leading Adler
by the nose so effortlessly.
**[20:41] King**
I completely agree.
**[20:42] King**
That girl Mitsuha...
she fascinates me more than ever.
**[20:47] Mitsuha**
Achoo!
**[20:50] Mitsuha**
I hope it's not a cold...
**[20:51] Sabine**
Elder Sister Mitsuha!
**[20:53] Sabine**
Show me more of the dee vee dee!
**[20:56] Mitsuha**
Sure thing...
**[20:57] Mitsuha**
Men! Come forth and do battle!
**[21:00] Mitsuha**
You blithering fools! Do you
not see who is before you?
**[21:03] Sabine**
Shogun!
**[21:06] Mitsuha**
Welcome!
**[21:09] Mitsuha**
* All the customers who come*
* in the middle of a DVD*
**[21:13] Mitsuha**
*are met with this menacing scowl.*
**[21:16] Mitsuha**
*How unreasonable.*
**[21:20] Sabine**
There are too many customers lately.
**[21:23] Sabine**
I wish there would be less.
**[21:24] Mitsuha**
Hey, don't say that...
**[21:27] Mitsuha**
* We're getting enough foot traffic*
* to make Sabine grouchy.*
**[21:32] Mitsuha**
* I'm sure the reason that*
* glasses started to sell...*
**[21:34] Mitsuha**
*is all thanks to the chancellor!*
**[21:37] Mitsuha**
The customers are happy!
Which makes me happy, too!
**[21:41] Mitsuha**
That's a real win-win situation!
**[21:44] Mitsuha**
*Oh, another customer!*
**[21:45] Mitsuha**
Welcome!
**[21:48] Alina**
Please help me!
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*I open my eyes, and where do I find myself?*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*Maybe I should go back to bed*
**[22:15] ED Lyrics**
*Pretending I'm still half-asleep*
**[22:19] ED Lyrics**
* Running away from reality,*
* to the west and east*
**[22:24] ED Lyrics**
*To be honest, life's all about*
**[22:26] ED Lyrics**
* Taking falls and getting back up*
* (heavy damage)*
**[22:28] ED Lyrics**
* Hurt as it may, there's*
* still a long road ahead...*
**[22:33] ED Lyrics**
*Looks like I've reached the end of my rope*
**[22:38] ED Lyrics**
*Hitting life's harder levels*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* That's a test from the gods*
* that I'll take on*
**[22:47] ED Lyrics**
*First things first, gotta be the economy!*
**[22:49] ED Lyrics**
*Aiming for the bourgeois life*
**[22:52] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[22:54] ED Lyrics**
*No matter what enemies may come my way*
**[22:57] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[22:59] ED Lyrics**
*I'll get them on my side*
**[23:01] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[23:03] ED Lyrics**
*Who doesn't need money, after all?*
**[23:06] ED Lyrics**
* To the days where you need to*
* scrape by one way or another*
**[23:11] ED Lyrics**
*Here's to you!*
# E10 - Then Let It Be War
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNMQVD/then-let-it-be-war)
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**[00:02] OP Lyrics**
*I'll pry open any locked doors in my way*
**[00:07] OP Lyrics**
*Charging at full speed, straight ahead*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
**[00:11] OP Lyrics**
*That's how I live*
**[00:23] OP Lyrics**
*I keep turning them over in my mind*
**[00:29] OP Lyrics**
*All the things I want to do*
**[00:32] OP Lyrics**
* Even if I'm told that's not*
* what's expected of me*
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*I don't plan on giving them up*
**[00:43] OP Lyrics**
*Ah, dreams are meant to be big*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I'll head where the shining coin points me*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*And nothing can stop me*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*I won't back down, I'll face forward*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
*So I can fulfill my dream*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*I'll pry open any locked doors in my way*
**[01:17] OP Lyrics**
*Wind at my back, giving it my all*
**[01:21] OP Lyrics**
*That's how I live*
***SIGN*** Then Let It Be War
**[01:32] Mitsuha**
I stocked up on them
because they were cheap...
***SIGN*** Fireworks Set
**[01:36] Mitsuha**
but maybe it was a bad idea...
**[01:38] Mitsuha**
They still haven't invented
gunpowder in that world...
**[01:43] Mitsuha**
Oh, it's the captain!
**[01:47] Mitsuha**
You're having a big cookout?
**[01:57] Captain**
Hey...
**[01:59] Captain**
Are these rabbits?
**[02:01] Mitsuha**
Probably... broadly speaking.
**[02:04] Captain**
Probably?
**[02:05] Soldier A**
Don't tell me these are jackalopes!
**[02:07] Captain**
The mythical animal said
to exist in the West?
**[02:10] Soldier B**
No way she managed to hunt those down!
**[02:12] Soldier A**
Well, it's clear these are rare.
**[02:27] Captain**
This is good!
**[02:29] Captain**
You could sell this as wild game.
**[02:31] Mitsuha**
Really?
**[02:32] Mitsuha**
*Maybe I should hire Sven and his party.*
**[02:43] Mitsuha**
Thanks for inviting me, Captain.
**[02:46] Captain**
We don't have any big jobs
coming up for a while,
**[02:48] Captain**
so I thought we should really go all out.
**[02:50] Mitsuha**
You'd never guess these are trained fighters.
**[02:53] Mitsuha**
They all look so normal.
**[02:55] Captain**
Just because we're in this line of work
doesn't mean we love war.
**[03:00] Captain**
Maybe it's weird coming from me,
but nothing beats peace and quiet.
**[03:03] Captain**
Eating well, being rowdy, and living it up!
**[03:06] Mitsuha**
I see...
**[03:08] Mitsuha**
You're right!
**[03:16] Mitsuha**
I'm not getting any customers!
**[03:18] Mitsuha**
At this rate, by the time
I've saved up 80,000 gold,
**[03:21] Mitsuha**
I'll be old and gray at the ripe old age of 70!
**[03:25] Mitsuha**
Welcome!
**[03:27] Mitsuha**
* Hooray! The first customers*
* I've had in so long!*
**[03:31] Mitsuha**
What are you looking to buy today?
**[03:33] Sven**
An anywhere tent!
**[03:33] Sepp**
An insulation mat!
**[03:35] Mitsuha**
What?
**[03:36] Sepp**
Like I said, an insulation mat.
**[03:38] Sven**
No, an anywhere tent!
**[03:40] Mitsuha**
Er... why not purchase both?
**[03:43] Sven**
Well...
**[03:45] Sepp**
That'd put us a bit over budget...
**[03:48] Mitsuha**
Then...
**[03:49] Mitsuha**
I'll sell you both!
**[03:51] Group**
Eh?!
**[03:52] Mitsuha**
However, the next time you visit,
**[03:54] Mitsuha**
you must bring your fellow guild members with you.
***SIGN*** 1 person = 10% off
***SIGN*** 5 people = half price
**[03:58] Mitsuha**
If you bring one person,
I'll give you 10% off.
**[04:00] Mitsuha**
And half price if you bring five people!
**[04:02] Mitsuha**
That way, you can buy both
for the price of one!
**[04:05] Sepp**
Are you sure?!
**[04:06] Mitsuha**
Yes!
**[04:08] Sven**
All right, we'll bring them.
We'll bring the whole guild here!
**[04:12] Sepp**
Then we can get this firestarter,
a stove, some rations...
**[04:15] Mitsuha**
Thanks!
**[04:16] Sepp**
We sure got lucky.
**[04:18] Sven**
Yep.
**[04:18] Mitsuha**
It goes against my high-margin,
low-volume policy...
**[04:21] Mitsuha**
But I can't do business
without any customers.
**[04:24] Mitsuha**
By adding on incentives,
customers can generate more customers!
**[04:27] Mitsuha**
I call it, "Operation Offer Discounts
and Rebates So I Get Gold Back"!
**[04:31] Mitsuha**
I'm gonna rake in the gold with this!
**[04:37] Sahr**
Here is my report from
investigating Miss Mitsuha.
**[04:42] King**
In the end, you didn't
manage to learn anything.
**[04:45] Sahr**
That's right.
**[04:46] King**
She suddenly appeared one day
in Count Bozes's territory,
**[04:49] King**
slaying a pack of wolves
by herself and saving a village girl.
**[04:53] King**
Afterwards, she made friends
in the Bozes household,
**[04:57] King**
opened a store in the royal capital that
sells products of unknown provenance,
**[05:00] King**
and here we are.
**[05:02] King**
I'm sure you find those so-called
reading glasses to be of use, as well.
**[05:06] Sahr**
Yes, indeed they are.
**[05:09] King**
Remarkable knowledge,
**[05:11] King**
along with the prowess needed
to organize a debutante ball
**[05:13] King**
for Viscount Reiner's daughter...
**[05:15] Sahr**
It's hard to imagine she's an ordinary
noblewoman from some small nation.
**[05:22] King**
The Messenger of Lightning...
**[05:24] King**
Yet it seems she bears no
ill will toward my kingdom.
**[05:27] Sahr**
Indeed.
**[05:28] Sahr**
It seems she's been taking
on jobs to help others,
**[05:31] Sahr**
and above all, when she
saved Her Royal Highness,
**[05:33] Sahr**
it led to the eradication
of that human trafficking ring.
**[05:37] King**
Yes.
**[05:38] King**
It seems to be that Sabine
is awfully fond of her.
**[05:42] King**
Well, it should pose no issues.
**[05:45] King**
In fact, perhaps it'd be best to
try and curry more favor with her.
**[05:49] King**
At any rate...
**[05:50] Sahr**
Yes. She sure is a fascinating
little girl, after all.
**[05:54] King**
Yes. Fascinating is the right word.
**[06:01] King**
More importantly...
**[06:04] King**
The issue of greater urgency...
**[06:06] King**
is the worrisome situation at our borders.
**[06:16] Sven**
Come with us for a minute.
**[06:27] Mitsuha**
Ah! Welcome...
**[06:31] Sabine**
Elder Sister Mitsuha!
**[06:33] Sabine**
My father's asked you to come to the palace.
**[06:35] Sabine**
He said it's an urgent matter.
**[06:40] Sabine**
You're the first friend I've had
who's come over to play! I'm so happy!
**[06:47] General A**
They've made it into Akaniod territory!
**[06:49] General B**
That's within spitting distance
of the royal capital!
**[06:52] General C**
We must defend our last line
of defense with our lives.
**[06:54] General A**
Yes. This kingdom's very
existence is at stake.
**[06:57] Commander**
Fall in, at once!
**[06:58] Mitsuha**
*It feels so different from last time...*
**[07:00] Mitsuha**
*Everyone is so frantic.*
**[07:03] King**
This is war.
**[07:04] Mitsuha**
What?
**[07:05] King**
The signs were there.
**[07:07] King**
With our kingdom having such fertile land...
**[07:10] King**
Curse you, Alder Empire...
**[07:11] Sahr**
However, our analysis suggests
**[07:13] Sahr**
they don't stand enough of a chance
to warrant launching an invasion.
**[07:17] Sahr**
To think they would take such sudden action!
**[07:20] King**
I'd like you to take Sabine and
seek safe haven in another country.
**[07:24] Mitsuha**
What?!
**[07:25] Sabine**
No...
**[07:27] Sabine**
I don't want to be the only one
hiding outside the kingdom!
**[07:30] King**
It's just to be safe.
**[07:32] King**
You'll be able to return
as soon as the war is over.
**[07:35] Sahr**
In no time at all, the enemy has
driven away our provincial armies,
**[07:38] Sahr**
and are rapidly closing in on the capital.
**[07:41] Mitsuha**
The troops guarding the borders
were defeated that easily?
**[07:45] King**
A number of nobles in that area betrayed us.
**[07:48] Mitsuha**
Eh?!
**[07:49] Sahr**
Normally, they would keep
the enemy at bay, buy us time,
**[07:52] Sepp**
and help out in gathering troops...
**[07:56] Sahr**
Furthermore, it seems the Imperial army
has enlisted the help of monsters, as well.
**[08:02] Sahr**
Why would monsters
who do not share our language
**[08:04] Sahr**
be operating in tandem
with the Imperial army?
**[08:07] Sahr**
It's utterly beyond comprehension.
**[08:09] King**
We've issued a decree across the kingdom,
**[08:12] King**
but it doesn't seem like we'll gather
troops to protect the capital in time.
**[08:16] King**
I entrust her to you, Miss Mitsuha.
**[08:19] Mitsuha**
I refuse.
**[08:20] Group**
What?!
**[08:21] Mitsuha**
My shop is my home and my castle to me.
**[08:25] Mitsuha**
I would never abandon it
to flee in the midst of war!
**[08:28] King**
Nevertheless...
**[08:31] (Flashback) King**
So, Miss Mitsuha,
the Messenger of Lightning.
**[08:36] Mitsuha**
I'll be the one to protect my own shop.
**[08:38] Mitsuha**
If anyone unlawfully trespasses upon it,
**[08:40] Mitsuha**
I'll self-destruct the whole place
and take them out with me!
**[08:43] King**
Self... destruct?
**[08:45] Mitsuha**
In other words,
**[08:47] Mitsuha**
I'll strike lightning down
and wipe the store off the map,
**[08:50] Mitsuha**
before I let anyone else have it!
**[08:53] Mitsuha**
*I wouldn't do that, of course.*
**[08:56] Mitsuha**
I'll jump worlds and temporarily bring
the entire store to a deserted island on Earth,
**[08:59] Mitsuha**
and then jump it back to
a different location in this world.
**[09:02] Mitsuha**
That's why I can't do as you ask...
**[09:13] King**
It doesn't seem like we'll gather troops
to protect the capital in time...
**[09:19] (Flashback) Captain**
Maybe it's weird coming from me,
but nothing beats peace and quiet.
**[09:22] (Flashback) Captain**
Eating well, being rowdy, and living it up!
**[09:39] Mitsuha**
Bring Sabine to Earth...
**[09:46] Mitsuha**
Here I go.
**[09:49] Herald**
Herald for the scouting party
sent to Tahias territorial borders!
**[09:52] Guard**
Okay! You may enter!
**[09:55] Mitsuha**
Herald... Oh, I know!
**[09:58] Mitsuha**
You see them in period dramas
bearing flags and delivering reports!
**[10:03] Guard**
Are you Miss Mitsuha?
**[10:05] Guard**
I have orders from His Royal
Majesty to let you pass.
**[10:08] Guard**
Go ahead.
**[10:09] Mitsuha**
Huh? You're letting me through so easily?
**[10:16] Mitsuha**
I wonder where Sabine is.
**[10:18] Sahr**
Miss Mitsuha!
**[10:19] Sahr**
You've come at just the right time.
**[10:21] Mitsuha**
Ah, Chancellor. Where's Sabine?
**[10:24] Sahr**
We can discuss that later.
**[10:26] Sahr**
Please, come this way.
**[10:30] Royal Soldier A**
I heard the enemy has 20,000 soldiers.
**[10:32] Royal Soldier B**
3,000 goblins, ogres, and other monsters...
**[10:35] Royal Soldier C**
Our army currently has 2,000 men.
**[10:37] Royal Soldier C**
But the front line has
probably been annihilated,
**[10:39] Royal Soldier C**
so the real number is even less.
**[10:41] Mitsuha**
This is... a war council?
**[10:44] Alexis**
Mitsuha!
**[10:52] Mitsuha**
Don't approach me from behind!
**[10:54] Mitsuha**
No matter who you are, I'll shoot you.
**[10:56] Mitsuha**
That's how I've been trained.
**[10:58] Mitsuha**
A famous quote that's high up in my
ranking of lines I've always wanted to say!
**[11:01] Mitsuha**
I couldn't pass up this
perfect chance to use it!
**[11:04] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much!
**[11:07] Alexis**
Ah, no... you're welcome...
**[11:13] Mitsuha**
Anyway, why are you here?
**[11:15] Alexis**
I'm here on short notice to
represent the lord, my lady.
**[11:19] Mitsuha**
The Bozes territory
received a summons, as well?
**[11:20] Alexis**
Yeah.
**[11:22] Alexis**
Father went back with Mother and the rest
so he could prepare to dispatch his troops.
**[11:25] Alexis**
I'm here to act as a liaison
and gather information.
**[11:28] Alexis**
* He's the first son, so he's*
* got to build his prestige.*
**[11:31] Aiblinger**
Chancellor, who's that girl?
**[11:34] Sahr**
The one and only Miss Mitsuha von Yamano.
**[11:36] Aiblinger**
Ah, the one and only...
**[11:39] Mitsuha**
Huh?
**[11:40] Mitsuha**
What's he mean, "the one and only"?
**[11:42] Mitsuha**
Just what has he heard about me?
**[11:44] Mitsuha**
Wait, who is this?
**[11:45] Alexis**
He's the commander-in-chief,
Marquis Aiblinger.
**[11:47] Mitsuha**
*Ah, the one with the most authority here.*
**[11:50] Aiblinger**
The enemy is on track to reach
the capital by tomorrow night.
**[11:54] Aiblinger**
It's likely that they will
begin their invasion at dawn.
**[11:57] Aiblinger**
Now that it's come to this,
our only option is to hold the castle!
**[12:01] Mitsuha**
*Hold the castle?*
**[12:02] Mitsuha**
* Looks like I really do need*
* to evacuate Sabine to Earth!*
**[12:06] Aiblinger**
Now then, I will announce which
encampments you are all assigned to.
**[12:10] Herald**
Herald! Herald!
**[12:13] Guard**
Hold it! Which party are you with?
**[12:16] Herald**
I'm here to report on the enemy's situation!
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[12:44] Mitsuha**
*Wait. Something's wrong.*
**[12:46] Mitsuha**
* A long-distance herald would be*
* wearing leather armor,*
**[12:48] Mitsuha**
* carrying his report without*
* any extra equipment in the way.*
**[12:51] Mitsuha**
* That bulky, oversized bag*
* made of hard leather...*
**[12:55] Mitsuha**
* He should look nervous around his*
* superior, but his eyes are much too fierce!*
**[12:59] Mitsuha**
*That's the look of someone eyeing his prey!*
**[13:01] Mitsuha**
* Chaos will erupt if*
* the marquis ends up dead!*
**[13:03] Mitsuha**
*I need to stop him!*
**[13:06] Mitsuha**
*Ah, I'm so stupid!*
**[13:07] Mitsuha**
*I'm gonna be the dead one here!*
**[13:24] Mitsuha**
Lord Alexis!
**[13:29] Alexis**
Do I...
**[13:31] Alexis**
Do I pass as your knight, my lady?
**[13:44] Mitsuha**
That won't do.
**[13:45] Mitsuha**
Not at all!
**[13:47] Mitsuha**
Look, I got hit with an arrow.
**[13:51] Mitsuha**
You don't pass.
**[13:53] Mitsuha**
But... you're not disqualified.
**[13:56] Mitsuha**
I can tell you put in the effort.
**[13:58] Mitsuha**
You'll just have to do better next time.
**[14:02] Alexis**
Next time, huh?
**[14:05] Mitsuha**
Yep.
**[14:08] Sahr**
No. There will be no next time.
**[14:11] Sahr**
That abdominal wound will fester.
**[14:14] Sahr**
This brave young man will
suffer a painful death.
**[14:28] Mitsuha**
I was trying to be careful, you know...
**[14:32] Mitsuha**
Not to introduce technology
that was too advanced.
**[14:35] Mitsuha**
So I wouldn't throw this world's
civilization out of kilter.
**[14:38] Mitsuha**
Sure, I may have gone a bit
overboard here and there,
**[14:42] Mitsuha**
but this is where that got me.
**[14:45] Mitsuha**
I almost ended up dead,
and couldn't protect those close to me.
**[14:51] Mitsuha**
I'm done!
**[14:52] Mitsuha**
I'm done with being careful!
**[14:55] Mitsuha**
I'll teach them what
true despair and fear are.
**[14:59] Mitsuha**
I'll hit them with everything that I've got!
**[15:02] Mitsuha**
Marquis Aiblinger, Chancellor Sahr.
**[15:06] Mitsuha**
I have a favor to ask of you.
**[15:09] Mitsuha**
Starting now, please forbid
anyone from entering the courtyard.
**[15:17] Captain**
A biologist? From Harvard University?
**[15:21] Soldier A**
He wanted to take a look at this rabbit.
**[15:24] Captain**
We ate all of it!
**[15:27] Captain**
Why don't you tell him where
we buried all the scraps?
**[15:30] Soldier A**
Got it...
**[15:33] Captain**
Wha... Wh-Wh...What?!
**[15:35] Mitsuha**
There's no time to explain!
**[15:36] Mitsuha**
He needs to be treated right away!
**[15:40] Captain**
Hey.
**[15:44] Soldier A**
I've got him. This way.
***SIGN*** Lord Alexis, it's all right now.
***SIGN*** Please follow any instructions the doctor may give by gesturing.
***SIGN*** Yes.
***SIGN*** My lady.
**[16:04] Captain**
What language is that?
**[16:06] Mitsuha**
Let's step outside. We need to talk.
**[16:12] Captain**
A different world?!
**[16:14] Mitsuha**
Your motto is, "Call us and we'll be right
there, even at the ends of the Earth!"
**[16:19] Mitsuha**
Am I right?
**[16:21] Captain**
That's going beyond the ends of the Earth.
**[16:23] Mitsuha**
I want to hire everyone
you've got at PMC Wolf's Fang.
**[16:27] Mitsuha**
The enemy numbers about
20,000, including monsters.
**[16:30] Captain**
Monsters?
**[16:31] Mitsuha**
The battlefield is in another world.
**[16:33] Captain**
Wha...
**[16:34] Mitsuha**
There's a minimum guarantee of 40,000 gold,
plus additional compensation as appropriate.
**[16:39] Captain**
Now that's... a lucrative job.
**[16:44] Mitsuha**
So you'll take it on?
**[16:46] Captain**
No can do.
**[16:47] Mitsuha**
What?
**[16:48] Captain**
I can't just go and believe
all this talk of another world.
**[16:53] Captain**
We're serious professionals, you know.
**[17:09] Captain**
Whoa, hey now!
**[17:16] Captain**
You can't see anything?!
**[17:19] Soldier B**
Captain!
**[17:21] Captain**
Stop!
**[17:29] Captain**
Hand over your rifle!
**[17:31] Mitsuha**
Huh, the top speed in L gear is 27 mph...
**[17:35] Mitsuha**
What's 27 miles in kilometers?
**[17:37] Mitsuha**
Well, either way, that explains
why this thing's so slow.
**[17:40] Captain**
Hey, you can't just
take the wheel like that!
**[17:48] Captain**
What the hell?!
**[17:51] Captain**
Where are we?
**[17:53] Captain**
This... can't be happening...
**[17:55] Mitsuha**
It's all real.
**[17:57] Mitsuha**
You won't wake up,
even if you pinch your cheeks.
**[18:07] Captain**
This... doesn't seem like a trick.
**[18:10] Mitsuha**
Do you understand now?
**[18:12] Mitsuha**
I wasn't lying or making things up before.
**[18:17] Captain**
Yeah...
**[18:20] Captain**
What... is that?!
**[18:23] Mitsuha**
The deer are... going berserk.
**[18:27] Mitsuha**
Is something going on over there?
**[18:29] Captain**
Might as well. Let's scout things out.
**[18:32] Mitsuha**
Copy that.
**[18:33] Captain**
Oh, I like the sound of that, young lady.
**[18:48] Captain**
A tunnel... It'll be tight.
**[18:51] Captain**
Let's go on foot.
**[19:07] Mitsuha**
Are you refugees?
**[19:10] Man 1**
Monster!
**[19:11] Mitsuha**
Who are you calling a monster?
**[19:12] Man 2**
No! We're being chased by goblins!
**[19:16] Mitsuha**
What?!
**[19:17] Man 1**
They attacked our rear wagon
and ate our horses!
**[19:20] Man 2**
If we don't get away soon,
they'll attack the children next!
**[19:24] Mitsuha**
Do the other wagons also have children?
**[19:26] Man 1**
Yeah! There are a bunch of them!
**[19:29] Captain**
Hey, what'd they say?
**[19:31] Mitsuha**
They were attacked by monsters!
**[19:32] Mitsuha**
If we don't help, they'll devour the children!
**[19:36] Captain**
That's... pretty messed up.
**[19:39] Captain**
Either way, clearing the path
is our first priority.
**[19:42] Mitsuha**
I'll go see how they're doing in the back.
**[19:48] Mitsuha**
* Once they get out of the*
* tunnel, there's a river.*
**[19:51] Mitsuha**
*Crossing it will take time.*
**[19:54] Mitsuha**
* Jump worlds? But the line's*
* too long to get everyone...*
**[19:58] Mitsuha**
*It's too risky.*
**[20:00] Mitsuha**
* But the captain and I can't*
* just run away by ourselves...*
**[20:05] Mitsuha**
* The goblins will go through*
* the tunnel and attack the caravan.*
**[20:10] Mitsuha**
*I need to protect these kids!*
**[20:12] Child**
Look! They're here!
**[20:27] Mitsuha**
Okay! They're moving!
**[20:35] Mitsuha**
The goblins are here!
**[20:37] Captain**
Can they all cross the river in time?
**[20:39] Captain**
They're racing against the clock.
**[20:43] Captain**
So those are goblins!
**[20:47] Mitsuha**
What?
**[20:57] Mitsuha**
*The rain has flooded the river.*
**[21:00] Mitsuha**
*They'll be stuck here for a while...*
**[21:09] Mitsuha**
I want to hire you.
**[21:11] Mitsuha**
Your mission is to protect the caravan.
**[21:14] Captain**
I'll take on that offer.
**[21:17] Captain**
Gotta buy as much time as we can.
**[21:25] Captain**
Listen up. Draw their attention.
**[21:27] Mitsuha**
Copy that.
**[21:31] Captain**
Fire!
**[21:38] Mitsuha**
No way!
**[21:39] Captain**
This isn't good. Retreat!
**[21:42] Mitsuha**
What's going on?!
**[21:43] Captain**
They don't understand that they've been shot!
**[21:45] Mitsuha**
What? How can that be?!
**[21:49] Mitsuha**
*What do we do? How can we...*
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*I open my eyes, and where do I find myself?*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*Maybe I should go back to bed*
**[22:15] ED Lyrics**
*Pretending I'm still half-asleep*
**[22:19] ED Lyrics**
* Running away from reality,*
* to the west and east*
**[22:24] ED Lyrics**
*To be honest, life's all about*
**[22:26] ED Lyrics**
* Taking falls and getting back up*
* (heavy damage)*
**[22:28] ED Lyrics**
* Hurt as it may, there's*
* still a long road ahead...*
**[22:33] ED Lyrics**
*Looks like I've reached the end of my rope*
**[22:38] ED Lyrics**
*Hitting life's harder levels*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* That's a test from the gods*
* that I'll take on*
**[22:47] ED Lyrics**
*First things first, gotta be the economy!*
**[22:49] ED Lyrics**
*Aiming for the bourgeois life*
**[22:52] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[22:54] ED Lyrics**
*No matter what enemies may come my way*
**[22:57] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[22:59] ED Lyrics**
*I'll get them on my side*
**[23:01] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[23:03] ED Lyrics**
*Who doesn't need money, after all?*
**[23:06] ED Lyrics**
* To the days where you need to*
* scrape by one way or another*
**[23:11] ED Lyrics**
*Here's to you!*
# E11 - The Messenger Goes into Battle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV453P/the-messenger-goes-into-battle)
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**[00:02] OP Lyrics**
*I'll pry open any locked doors in my way*
**[00:07] OP Lyrics**
*Charging at full speed, straight ahead*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
**[00:11] OP Lyrics**
*That's how I live*
**[00:23] OP Lyrics**
*I keep turning them over in my mind*
**[00:29] OP Lyrics**
*All the things I want to do*
**[00:32] OP Lyrics**
* Even if I'm told that's not*
* what's expected of me*
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*I don't plan on giving them up*
**[00:43] OP Lyrics**
*Ah, dreams are meant to be big*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I'll head where the shining coin points me*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*And nothing can stop me*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*I won't back down, I'll face forward*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
*So I can fulfill my dream*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*I'll pry open any locked doors in my way*
**[01:17] OP Lyrics**
*Wind at my back, giving it my all*
**[01:21] OP Lyrics**
*That's how I live*
***SIGN*** The Messenger Goes into Battle
**[01:33] Man 1**
Damn it! It's impossible for us to cross now!
**[01:36] Woman 1**
What do we do?!
The monsters are approaching!
**[01:44] Mitsuha**
It really isn't working!
**[01:53] Captain**
They may be monsters, but it looks like
their brains are still in their heads.
**[01:56] Mitsuha**
Nice one, Captain!
**[02:03] Captain**
That being said...
**[02:04] Captain**
Damn it, there's no end to them!
**[02:06] Captain**
How are things back there?
**[02:08] Mitsuha**
Looks like they still can't cross.
**[02:10] Captain**
So we need to hold the fort
a little longer, huh?
**[02:13] Mitsuha**
How much ammo do you have?
**[02:14] Captain**
Not a whole lot.
**[02:15] Captain**
Enough to last two or three minutes at most!
**[02:17] Mitsuha**
* If we jumped worlds,*
* the two of us would be safe.*
**[02:20] Mitsuha**
*But...*
**[02:21] Mitsuha**
*We can't just abandon those people!*
**[02:24] Mitsuha**
*What now? What do we do?*
**[02:29] Mitsuha**
* Jump back to Wolf's Fang*
* and ask for reinforcements?*
**[02:32] Mitsuha**
*No! It'll take too long to convince them all!*
**[02:36] Mitsuha**
* I don't know what weapons we would*
* even bring, and we'd need to prepare!*
**[02:42] Captain**
They've brought all their
little friends along, as well!
**[02:44] Captain**
What, are they on their way
to a bargain sale?!
**[02:48] Mitsuha**
*Brought along their friends? Bargain?*
***SIGN*** 1 person = 10% off
***SIGN*** 5 people = half price
**[02:51] (Flashback) Mitsuha**
If you bring one person, I'll give you 10% off.
**[02:54] (Flashback) Sven**
All right, we'll bring them.
We'll bring the whole guild here!
**[02:58] (Flashback) Sepp**
Then we can get this firestarter,
a stove, some rations...
**[03:02] Mitsuha**
Captain! Hold them off here
for two more minutes!
**[03:06] Captain**
H-Hey!
**[03:08] Captain**
Well, I'm used to it by now...
**[03:10] Captain**
Two minutes, huh?
She makes it sound so easy!
**[03:16] Captain**
Jeez, been a while since I've had
to work so hard for my pay.
**[03:20] Mitsuha**
In here, there should be...
**[03:23] Mitsuha**
Found it! And also...
***SIGN*** Fireworks Set
**[03:27] Mitsuha**
That's it!
**[03:37] Captain**
Damn it!
**[03:38] Captain**
There's only so much I can do
with so many of them!
**[03:41] Mitsuha**
I'm back now!
**[03:43] Captain**
Did you bring back some weapons?
**[03:44] Mitsuha**
Please back me up!
**[03:45] Captain**
H-Hey!
**[03:50] Mitsuha**
There we go!
**[03:51] Captain**
Huh?!
**[03:58] Captain**
Nice one, little lady!
**[04:00] Mitsuha**
And now, for good measure!
***SIGN*** Fountain
Firework
**[04:14] Captain**
Hey, now. Talk about overkill...
**[04:25] Captain**
Who the hell is that?
**[04:26] Mitsuha**
He might be a monster handler for the enemy...
**[04:29] Captain**
I see...
**[04:36] Captain**
Looks like we managed to scrape by here.
**[04:38] Mitsuha**
Yes!
**[04:46] Mitsuha**
Hooray! We did it!
**[04:49] Villager**
You saved us!
**[04:52] Captain**
Hey!
**[04:54] Captain**
Looks like that monster handler got away.
**[04:57] Mitsuha**
Let's leave him be.
**[04:59] Mitsuha**
I'm sure he won't cause trouble anytime soon.
**[05:01] Captain**
Got it. I've worked my share
for this gold coin, then.
**[05:05] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much.
**[05:07] Captain**
I believe you about other worlds and monsters.
**[05:10] Captain**
But the enemy number 20,000.
**[05:11] Captain**
And they've got resilient monsters, as well.
**[05:13] Mitsuha**
There are probably even stronger monsters.
**[05:16] Mitsuha**
Is this too difficult
a request to ask of you?
**[05:26] Captain**
You said it pays a minimum
guarantee of 40,000 gold,
**[05:29] Captain**
plus additional compensation
as appropriate, right?
**[05:31] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[05:34] Captain**
Make sure you fork up plenty
of additional pay, young lady!
**[05:37] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[05:38] Captain**
I couldn't ask for a more worthy foe.
**[05:39] Mitsuha**
So you mean...
**[05:41] Captain**
Time for an emergency
gathering of PMC Wolf's Fang!
**[06:01] Tobias**
They say the Imperial army
has launched an invasion!
**[06:02] Eline**
What?!
**[06:03] Tobias**
I heard the king is assembling
soldiers in the capital!
**[06:07] Colette**
Will Mitsuha be okay?
**[06:10] Soldier 1**
Go! Hurry!
**[06:12] Soldier 2**
Make sure you fill up on gas!
**[06:15] Captain**
Is this Professor Bishop
from Harvard University?
**[06:19] Captain**
Yes, we're the ones who took that photo.
**[06:23] Captain**
To be perfectly honest...
**[06:45] Captain**
We've assembled all 60
of our men, including myself.
**[07:08] Mitsuha**
Men! It is time for war!
**[07:11] Mitsuha**
The enemy are 20,000. There are 61 of us.
**[07:15] Mitsuha**
Ahead of you lies
a mission fraught with danger.
**[07:18] Mitsuha**
What awaits you is a pittance of gold,
**[07:20] Mitsuha**
pride and dignity, as well
as gratitude from the populace.
**[07:25] Mitsuha**
The two sides in a war insist
that they are in the right.
**[07:29] Mitsuha**
Both are the same.
**[07:30] Mitsuha**
There is no justice to be found there.
**[07:33] Mitsuha**
A frenzy to gain wealth and power.
**[07:35] Mitsuha**
And the masses are the ones
who always pay the price.
**[07:38] Mitsuha**
However, this time is different!
**[07:40] Mitsuha**
The enemy violated their pact,
**[07:42] Mitsuha**
launching a unilateral invasion with
their soldiers and hordes of monsters!
**[07:45] Mitsuha**
Your mission here is to fight to defend
the royal capital and its citizens!
**[07:53] Mitsuha**
Let me take this moment
to declare the following:
**[07:55] Mitsuha**
we are undeniably
on the side of justice here!
**[08:04] Mitsuha**
I will step aside for about 10 minutes.
**[08:07] Mitsuha**
If you won't take on this mission,
use that time to take your leave.
**[08:12] Mitsuha**
Those who remain are to then
head off to the battlefield.
**[08:16] Mitsuha**
I will place my hopes in your courage.
**[08:52] Captain**
All of Wolf's Fang is taking part!
**[08:58] Mitsuha**
Embark!
**[09:03] Captain**
That was amazing, young lady.
**[09:05] Captain**
You'd make one hell of an agitator, you know.
**[09:07] Mitsuha**
* The opening of that speech*
* was actually stolen*
**[09:10] Mitsuha**
* from a recruitment ad*
* for Antarctic explorers...*
**[09:12] Mitsuha**
*But still...*
**[09:13] Mitsuha**
* None of them are prying too deeply*
* into my identity or this mission...*
**[09:18] Captain**
* They make it a point not to inquire*
* into their clients' private lives!*
**[09:21] Captain**
* They're professionals,*
* just like Sven and his party!*
**[09:24] Captain**
It looks like God will be fighting
with us for the first time in ages!
**[09:27] Mitsuha**
God?
**[09:29] Captain**
Our guardian deity.
**[09:37] Captain**
*And he's brought angels with him, as well!*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[10:13] Royal Guard**
A message from the herald!
**[10:14] Royal Guard**
20,000 enemy troops have arrived
right outside the royal capital!
**[10:18] Royal Guard**
They've formed an encampment!
**[10:20] King**
So they're finally here...
**[10:21] Aiblinger**
We have less than 2,000
soldiers left in the capital...
**[10:24] King**
We must hold out as long as we
can by barricading ourselves.
**[10:28] Sahr**
We can only hope that provincial
reinforcements arrive in time.
**[10:36] Soldier**
I-I-It's terrible!
**[10:38] Aiblinger**
What's wrong?!
**[10:39] Soldier**
In the courtyard...
**[10:41] Soldier**
There are monsters in the courtyard!
**[10:43] King**
What'd you say?!
**[10:44] Aiblinger**
Has the enemy invaded?!
**[10:45] Sahr**
I believe entry into the courtyard had been
forbidden at Miss Mitsuha's behest.
**[11:10] King**
Wh-What are these things?!
**[11:18] Mitsuha**
Wolf's Fang has arrived!
**[11:20] Mitsuha**
Zegleius Kingdom! I have returned!
**[11:24] Sahr**
Miss Mitsuha!
**[11:26] Mitsuha**
We will now proceed to move into position.
**[11:28] Mitsuha**
And at the break of dawn, our main
force will attack from the main gate!
**[11:31] Mitsuha**
We'll drive the enemy back!
**[11:33] Mitsuha**
Everyone, form a barricade
and defend the gates!
**[11:36] Mitsuha**
We'll lend our support, as well!
**[11:37] Aiblinger**
Wha...
**[12:03] Mitsuha**
Ah ah.
**[12:05] Mitsuha**
*Just as we discussed, station six men each*
**[12:08] Mitsuha**
* at the three gates other than*
* the main gate to the south.*
**[12:10] Mitsuha**
* Don't forget your designated*
* weapons and ammunition.*
**[12:21] Mitsuha**
Stop engines!
**[12:32] Mitsuha**
Troops! I love this country!
**[12:35] Mitsuha**
Aginucono adiks!
**[12:37] Captain**
*This country's language, huh?*
**[12:39] Mitsuha**
I love this town! I love the people
who live in this town!
**[12:45] Mitsuha**
So I will stain these hands with blood.
**[12:49] Mitsuha**
Wolf's Fang! Forward!
**[12:55] Mitsuha**
Open the gate!
**[13:02] Leiden**
Oh!
**[13:04] Leiden**
The Messenger of Lightning goes into battle!
**[13:08] Young Man**
You know who she is, old man Leiden?!
**[13:11] Leiden**
Yes... I saw it with my own eyes...
**[13:14] Leiden**
Just as the third princess
was abducted in a back alley...
**[13:18] Leiden**
The Messenger struck down lightning
to save Her Royal Highness!
**[13:24] Leiden**
I remember she called herself
the Messenger of Lightning!
**[13:28] Leiden**
I saw it myself through a crack in the wall!
**[13:31] Young Man**
The Messenger...
**[13:33] Resident 1**
The Messenger of Lightning...
**[13:37] Resident 2**
The Messenger is taking up arms for our sake!
**[13:45] Group**
Glory be to the Messenger!
**[13:49] Group**
Messenger!
**[13:50] Mitsuha**
* I feel like I can make out*
* some unsettling words there...*
**[13:54] Mitsuha**
*No, my ears must be playing a trick on me!*
**[13:55] Mitsuha**
*Nope, I don't hear it!*
**[14:02] Sabine**
*Mitsuha, be safe...*
**[14:23] Enemy Commander**
What are those? Wagons?
**[14:25] Enemy Commander**
*Sacrificial pawns to buy some time?*
**[14:28] Enemy Commander**
*I have no intent of playing along...*
**[14:31] Enemy Commander**
*But I suppose I'll show some courtesy.*
**[14:34] Enemy Commander**
Hey, negotiation time. Make it quick.
**[14:37] Lotz**
Yes!
**[14:41] Mitsuha**
Someone's coming.
**[14:44] Mitsuha**
Snipers, take aim!
**[14:46] Mitsuha**
Target the enemy horseback
rider charging in!
**[14:49] Sniper**
Roger.
**[14:52] Lotz**
I am a nobleman of the glorious
Alder Empire, Count Thorsten von Lotz!
**[14:57] Mitsuha**
Aim for his right upper arm.
**[14:58] Lotz**
On this occasion, our Empire—
**[14:59] Mitsuha**
Fire!
**[15:01] Enemy Commander**
What?!
**[15:05] Captain**
Wound him intentionally so that they have to
spare some of their men to treat him...
**[15:10] Captain**
* So that's what we're going for*
* with the humans, young lady?*
**[15:13] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[15:14] Mitsuha**
They don't know about guns, so it should
cause a lot of psychological fear, as well.
**[15:18] Captain**
Roger that!
**[15:19] Captain**
All men, dismount vehicles!
**[15:21] Captain**
Prepare to engage!
**[15:30] Enemy Commander**
They attacked the negotiating envoy?!
**[15:33] Enemy Commander**
Do you barbarians have no pride or dignity?!
**[15:35] Mitsuha**
A message for the Imperial troops who
have shed their pride and dignity!
**[15:38] Enemy Commander**
Wh-What'd you say?!
**[15:40] Enemy Commander**
How can we hear you from over here?!
**[15:42] Mitsuha**
You lowly bandits joining
forces with monsters,
**[15:44] Mitsuha**
killing innocent civilians,
and plundering this kingdom
**[15:47] Mitsuha**
have no right to talk of pride or dignity!
**[15:50] Mitsuha**
You have angered the gods.
**[15:52] Mitsuha**
No matter how bravely you fight,
**[15:55] Mitsuha**
you Imperial troops will
not ascend to the heavens!
**[15:58] Mitsuha**
You are all doomed to go to hell!
**[16:02] Mitsuha**
Do you want to know why
I'm so confident in saying that?
**[16:06] Mitsuha**
You see, it's because
that's what I've decided!
**[16:09] Mitsuha**
Face the wrath of the gods!
**[16:12] Mitsuha**
All light infantry and snipers,
aim for hostile arms and legs!
**[16:16] Mitsuha**
Fire!
**[16:22] Enemy Commander**
Wh-What in the world?!
**[16:25] Captain**
*Young lady, as for the monsters...*
**[16:28] Captain**
* It seems each kind is*
* accompanied by one human.*
**[16:33] Mitsuha**
Are they monster handlers,
like the one from before?
**[16:36] Captain**
*Probably.*
**[16:38] Mitsuha**
Then incapacitate them one by one.
**[16:44] Enemy Commander**
Wh... Wh... Wha...
**[16:47] Enemy Soldier 1**
All officers in charge of monsters are down!
**[16:49] Enemy Soldier 1**
Now the monsters won't do as we say!
**[16:51] Enemy Commander**
What?!
**[16:53] Enemy Commander**
* The monster regiments we established*
* after much sacrifice and harsh training*
**[16:57] Enemy Commander**
*are suddenly useless?!*
**[16:59] Enemy Commander**
Use brute force to send in the monsters!
**[17:01] Enemy Commander**
A bit of momentum,
and they'll go charging in!
**[17:03] Enemy Commander**
Dispatch our remaining foot soldiers, as well!
**[17:05] Enemy Commander**
Most of them are expendable peasants, anyway!
**[17:09] Enemy Commander**
Hurry up!
**[17:10] Enemy Commander**
Before they launch more of those attacks!
**[17:16] Mitsuha**
One light round of machine
gun fire on the monsters.
**[17:19] Mitsuha**
Then only attack the ones who look like
military, as well as approaching monsters.
**[17:23] Captain**
*Huh? Ignore the other soldiers and monsters?*
**[17:26] Mitsuha**
Yep.
**[17:27] Mitsuha**
The monsters who've lost trust and think
they were tricked by deceitful humans...
**[17:31] Mitsuha**
We'll send them right back to the Empire.
**[17:34] Mitsuha**
They'll gobble up lots of enemy
soldiers on their way back.
**[17:41] Mitsuha**
We'll instill plenty of fear
in the forcibly conscripted peasants,
**[17:45] Mitsuha**
and fill them with anger
and hatred toward the Empire.
**[17:48] Captain**
*Young lady, can I say one thing?*
**[17:51] Mitsuha**
Yeah, what is it?
**[17:55] Captain**
You're creeping me out!
**[18:01] Mitsuha**
Anyone who looks like they're giving orders,
**[18:03] Mitsuha**
is wearing flashy armor,
or is on horseback...
**[18:05] Mitsuha**
Take all of them out completely!
**[18:08] Peasant 1**
We were dragged here against our will!
**[18:11] Peasant 2**
I can't take any more of this!
**[18:15] Tsuyoshi**
There's no need to massacre
the enemy troops to be victorious in war.
**[18:20] Tsuyoshi**
Few wars end with most
of the soldiers dying.
**[18:24] Tsuyoshi**
In reality, they'll be done for after
50% or so are killed in action.
**[18:27] Tsuyoshi**
Usually, total defeat comes even sooner,
once about 30% are dead.
**[18:31] Tsuyoshi**
That is, they concede defeat and it's over.
**[18:35] Mitsuha**
* So we'll thoroughly crush the career*
* officers who are the heart of their army!*
**[18:41] Mitsuha**
*Okay! The enemy front has begun to fall back!*
**[18:44] Mitsuha**
Hmm?
**[18:47] Mitsuha**
What... are those?
**[18:54] Enemy Commander**
The wyvern squadron is here!
**[18:56] Enemy Commander**
Now we can begin our counterattack!
**[18:57] Enemy Commander**
A triumph accomplished with
many years and sacrifices!
**[19:01] Enemy Commander**
Strapping soldiers and wyverns,
united by their bond
**[19:04] Enemy Commander**
to form the world's first airborne cavalry!
**[19:07] Enemy Commander**
They'll rain spears down on
the heart of the enemy forces,
**[19:09] Enemy Commander**
and swoop down inside the gate!
**[19:11] Enemy Commander**
Then, the wyverns' powerful claws
and bills can tear open the gate
**[19:13] Enemy Commander**
while keeping enemies at a distance,
**[19:15] Enemy Commander**
allowing their fellow troops to rush inside!
**[19:17] Enemy Commander**
It's perfect!
**[19:18] Enemy Commander**
Ah, to think I get to witness this
monumental feat with my very own eyes!
**[19:24] Mitsuha**
Th-This is...
**[19:25] Captain**
*There's no need to worry, young lady!*
**[19:27] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[19:28] Captain**
We've got God on our side!
**[19:39] Captain**
Yes, this is our God!
**[19:42] Captain**
* It all goes back to when we were still*
* a nameless team of mercenaries.*
**[19:47] Captain**
*On that battlefield,*
**[19:49] Captain**
* we were tasked by our employer,*
* the government army, with taking the rear.*
**[19:53] Captain**
*Mercenaries are expendable in the end.*
**[19:55] Captain**
* The regular army used us as decoys*
* to hightail it out of there.*
**[19:59] Captain**
* After running out of guns and ammo,*
* just when we thought it was the end...*
**[20:05] Captain**
*God descended upon us.*
**[20:08] Captain**
* An abandoned half-track with*
* an old 20mm autocannon...*
**[20:14] Captain**
* It's thanks to this God that we*
* made it through and are still alive!*
**[20:18] Captain**
Our fangs that tear through
air and ground enemies alike!
**[20:22] Captain**
It's where we got our name, Wolf's Fang!
**[20:25] Captain**
Fire!
**[20:39] Enemy Commander**
Eh?
**[20:40] Enemy Commander**
I-In just a brief moment...
**[20:44] Enemy Commander**
The culmination of long years of blood,
sweat, tears, and an immense budget...
**[20:50] Enemy Commander**
B-Blown away to pieces!
**[20:59] Captain**
*Well? How'd you like our God?*
**[21:02] Mitsuha**
*I'll have to offer my prayers to him later.*
**[21:04] Captain**
I like the way you think.
**[21:06] Captain**
I'm sure God will be thrilled, too!
**[21:09] Captain**
*So, is it all over?*
**[21:10] Mitsuha**
Yes, most likely.
**[21:25] Mitsuha**
Eh...
**[21:28] Captain**
H-Hey! What the hell is that?!
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*I open my eyes, and where do I find myself?*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*Maybe I should go back to bed*
**[22:15] ED Lyrics**
*Pretending I'm still half-asleep*
**[22:19] ED Lyrics**
* Running away from reality,*
* to the west and east*
**[22:24] ED Lyrics**
*To be honest, life's all about*
**[22:26] ED Lyrics**
* Taking falls and getting back up*
* (heavy damage)*
**[22:28] ED Lyrics**
* Hurt as it may, there's*
* still a long road ahead...*
**[22:33] ED Lyrics**
*Looks like I've reached the end of my rope*
**[22:38] ED Lyrics**
*Hitting life's harder levels*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* That's a test from the gods*
* that I'll take on*
**[22:47] ED Lyrics**
*First things first, gotta be the economy!*
**[22:49] ED Lyrics**
*Aiming for the bourgeois life*
**[22:52] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[22:54] ED Lyrics**
*No matter what enemies may come my way*
**[22:57] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[22:59] ED Lyrics**
*I'll get them on my side*
**[23:01] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[23:03] ED Lyrics**
*Who doesn't need money, after all?*
**[23:06] ED Lyrics**
* To the days where you need to*
* scrape by one way or another*
**[23:11] ED Lyrics**
*Here's to you!*
**[24:11] ---**
# E12 - Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVX0ZW/saving-80000-gold-in-another-world)
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**[00:02] OP Lyrics**
*I'll pry open any locked doors in my way*
**[00:07] OP Lyrics**
*Charging at full speed, straight ahead*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
**[00:11] OP Lyrics**
*That's how I live*
**[00:23] OP Lyrics**
*I keep turning them over in my mind*
**[00:29] OP Lyrics**
*All the things I want to do*
**[00:32] OP Lyrics**
* Even if I'm told that's not*
* what's expected of me*
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*I don't plan on giving them up*
**[00:43] OP Lyrics**
*Ah, dreams are meant to be big*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I'll head where the shining coin points me*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*And nothing can stop me*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*I won't back down, I'll face forward*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
*So I can fulfill my dream*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*I'll pry open any locked doors in my way*
**[01:17] OP Lyrics**
*Wind at my back, giving it my all*
**[01:21] OP Lyrics**
*That's how I live*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
**[01:35] Captain**
H-Hey! What the hell is that?!
**[01:37] Aiblinger**
That's...
**[01:39] Ancient Dragon**
What's taking you so long?
**[01:41] Ancient Dragon**
Useless inferior beings!
**[01:43] Enemy Commander**
The Great Ancient Dragon!
**[01:44] Captain**
A dragon?! Seriously?
**[01:46] Mitsuha**
*We're dealing with a real big shot now!*
**[01:49] Tsuyoshi**
An ancient dragon!
**[01:51] Tsuyoshi**
Legend says that they possess intelligence
far exceeding that of humans,
**[01:53] Tsuyoshi**
and can unleash a magical breath attack!
**[01:56] Mitsuha**
*They had one of those on their side?*
**[01:59] Mitsuha**
* I think I know why the Empire decided*
* to launch such a reckless invasion.*
**[02:03] Sahr**
The ancient dragon must also
have lent the Empire its wisdom,
**[02:06] Sahr**
which is how they're conducting their
troops in tandem with those monsters.
**[02:09] King**
But why would an ancient dragon
meddle in human affairs?
**[02:12] Ancient Dragon**
You know all too well
that the fun can't begin
**[02:14] Ancient Dragon**
unless you take the royal capital here!
**[02:17] Enemy Commander**
My deepest apologies!
**[02:20] Mitsuha**
*Did he say fun?!*
**[02:21] Mitsuha**
*That's *his reason?!
**[02:23] Ancient Dragon**
So be it. Let me lend you some help.
**[02:34] Ancient Dragon**
I am a wise and mighty ancient dragon,
**[02:37] Ancient Dragon**
reigning over this world
and guiding the foolish!
**[03:03] Mitsuha**
* This is the projection mapping strategy*
* I came up with to scare the Empire's army!*
**[03:07] Mitsuha**
*I won't lose in size!*
**[03:09] Mitsuha**
Great Dragon. I do hope I find you well.
**[03:12] Ancient Dragon**
I'm in a foul mood, thanks to you lot!
**[03:16] Mitsuha**
Why don't we talk things over?
**[03:17] Ancient Dragon**
I'll blow you away with a single breath!
**[03:21] Mitsuha**
Not in the mood to talk? Is that so?
**[03:24] Mitsuha**
Then I'll get the first shot in!
**[03:29] Mitsuha**
*Nine-millimeter ammo has no effect.*
**[03:32] Mitsuha**
*Well, I'd expected as much.*
**[03:33] Ancient Dragon**
Perish at once!
**[03:44] Sahr**
It can't be!
**[03:45] King**
Miss Mitsuha!
**[03:46] Ancient Dragon**
Hmph! How trivial.
**[03:53] Mitsuha**
Ready all guns!
**[03:57] Mitsuha**
Light infantry, fire!
**[04:01] Ancient Dragon**
That's not enough to make me even flinch!
**[04:04] Mitsuha**
*Well, looks like it's making a dent in him.*
**[04:06] Mitsuha**
Machine guns, fire!
**[04:10] Ancient Dragon**
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
**[04:12] Mitsuha**
* All right! We'll hit him all at once*
* before he can strike back!*
**[04:15] Mitsuha**
Heavy machine guns, fire!
**[04:20] Ancient Dragon**
Curses! You've done it now!
**[04:22] Mitsuha**
Dear God! Please help me!
**[04:35] Mitsuha**
Cease fire!
**[04:40] Mitsuha**
He's firing his breath!
**[04:41] Mitsuha**
Everyone, get out of the way!
**[04:46] Mitsuha**
RPGs, fire!
**[04:50] Mitsuha**
* It looks like he can't attack either*
* while he's got that wall of light up.*
**[04:55] Mitsuha**
*But our ammo isn't infinite...*
**[04:59] Mitsuha**
* We need to wait until he*
* lets his defenses down.*
**[05:08] Mitsuha**
Captain! Provoke him to
get him to open his mouth!
**[05:11] Captain**
Eh?!
**[05:14] King**
Not even Miss Mitsuha's soldiers can
take down an ancient dragon, then?
**[05:19] Sahr**
Miss Mitsuha's disembarked the war wagon!
**[05:23] Mitsuha**
Concentrate fire on his head!
**[05:25] Captain**
Copy that! Heavy machine guns, cease fire!
**[05:30] Captain**
All right, you dragon.
**[05:31] Captain**
Have a taste of the wrath of God!
**[05:37] Ancient Dragon**
How irritating...
**[05:42] Ancient Dragon**
Is that all?
**[05:43] Ancient Dragon**
I'll blow you all to smithereens!
**[05:46] Mitsuha**
Now!
**[05:52] Mitsuha**
Virtual cross hair, brightness 20!
**[05:55] Mitsuha**
Fire!
**[05:59] Mitsuha**
I did it!
**[06:14] Mitsuha**
Well, Great Dragon?
**[06:16] Mitsuha**
How do you like the taste of my firebolt?
**[06:29] Ancient Dragon**
I'm dying! They're gonna kill me!
**[06:33] Enemy Commander**
No... Please wait, Great Ancient Dragon!
**[06:35] Enemy Commander**
Great Ancient Dragon!
**[06:39] Enemy Commander**
This can't be!
**[06:41] Mitsuha**
Ah, ah...
**[06:44] Mitsuha**
How did you like the wrath of God?
**[06:47] Mitsuha**
Soldiers of the Imperial army,
we've still got ammo to spare!
**[06:57] Enemy Soldier**
The monsters are running away!
**[07:03] Sahr**
It seems that we've won...
**[07:05] King**
We can breathe a little easier for now.
**[07:06] King**
* Messenger of Lightning...*
* no, our goddess of salvation...*
**[07:12] Captain**
* Garrisons to the north, east, and west have*
* driven back the traitorous lords' forces!*
**[07:17] Mitsuha**
Roger that!
**[07:19] Mitsuha**
* I'm glad the people stationed at*
* the other gates got to do something, as well!*
**[07:23] Captain**
What do we do, young lady?
**[07:25] Captain**
Should we go after
the fleeing defeated enemy?
**[07:28] Mitsuha**
No, let's leave that to this country's soldiers.
**[07:36] Mitsuha**
Marquis Aiblinger, I leave the rest to you!
**[07:39] Aiblinger**
Yes, we'll have provincial armies across
the kingdom send troops in pursuit.
**[07:43] Aiblinger**
I'm sure few will make it all
the way back to the Empire.
**[07:45] Aiblinger**
Punitive forces, onward!
**[07:52] Mitsuha**
What are you going to do with that?
**[07:54] Captain**
It's a memento. Can we take it back with us?
**[07:57] Mitsuha**
Well, I'm sure you won't get
another chance to vanquish a dragon.
**[08:01] Mitsuha**
I don't see a problem with that.
**[08:04] Mitsuha**
We will now make our return!
**[08:06] Mitsuha**
All vehicles, forward!
**[08:13] Crowd 1**
Thank you!
**[08:13] Crowd 2**
Thank you, emissary from the gods!
**[08:16] Crowd 3**
Long live the Messenger of Lightning!
**[08:19] Crowd 4**
Thank you!
**[08:39] King**
Miss Mitsuha, where are the others?
**[08:42] Mitsuha**
They've returned to their country.
**[08:45] King**
I see... I wanted to give them my thanks.
**[08:48] King**
Miss Mitsuha, I offer you a million thanks.
**[08:52] Mitsuha**
Your Majesty!
**[08:54] Sabine**
Mitsuha!
**[08:56] Sabine**
Elder Sister Mitsuha,
I'm so glad you're unhurt!
**[08:59] Mitsuha**
Thanks, Sabine!
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[09:11] Mitsuha**
I'm not getting any customers...
**[09:14] Mitsuha**
Well, the capital was in an uproar
over the invasion until recently.
**[09:17] Mitsuha**
Guess it's only natural.
**[09:21] Courier**
All the mail and shipments
delayed during wartime
**[09:24] Courier**
are making their way around all at once now.
**[09:27] Courier**
I'm busy as can be!
**[09:29] Mitsuha**
Thanks for all your hard work!
**[09:34] Mitsuha**
This letter... It's from Colette!
**[09:39] Colette**
*Mitsuha, how are you doing?*
**[09:42] Colette**
* Dad said that with*
* the neighboring empire invading,*
**[09:45] Colette**
* the royal capital's in trouble,*
* so I'm really worried about you.*
**[09:50] Mitsuha**
Colette...
**[09:52] Colette**
*Promise me you won't do anything dangerous!*
**[09:55] Mitsuha**
Haha... A bit too late for that...
**[09:59] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[10:00] Sabine**
Elder Sister Mitsuha.
**[10:01] Mitsuha**
Ah... welcome!
**[10:04] Sabine**
This is for you.
**[10:08] Mitsuha**
*It's time!*
**[10:10] Mitsuha**
* An invitation to the royal palace*
* for an honor awards ceremony!*
**[10:13] Mitsuha**
* It's not just me. There are*
* a lot of deserving people.*
**[10:17] Mitsuha**
* The provincial armies who slowed*
* down the enemies early on,*
**[10:19] Mitsuha**
*those who gathered intelligence,*
**[10:21] Mitsuha**
*mercenaries, et cetera.*
**[10:23] Mitsuha**
* Without even a single one of them,*
* it might not have ended in victory.*
**[10:29] King**
I hear your eldest son threw
himself in the line of fire
**[10:32] King**
to protect Marquis Aiblinger and Miss Mitsuha.
**[10:36] Claus**
Yes.
**[10:37] King**
And that brave, loyal soul
is on the brink of death,
**[10:42] King**
in an infirmary provided by Miss Mitsuha.
**[10:45] Claus**
Yes...
**[10:46] Claus**
Then let us recognize that deed
and see him off as a titled noble.
**[10:53] Claus**
He will be granted the title of baron.
**[10:56] Claus**
In due time, that title will
pass over to the head family,
**[11:00] Claus**
to be carried on by one of your children
or grandchildren who does not succeed you.
**[11:03] Claus**
Your Majesty...
**[11:05] King**
That way, word of his deeds can be
passed down along with his title forevermore.
**[11:11] Claus**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[11:14] Mitsuha**
*That must really come as a great honor.*
**[11:17] Aiblinger**
I object!
**[11:18] Mitsuha**
*What?!*
**[11:21] Mitsuha**
* Marquis Aiblinger?*
* The very one who was saved?*
**[11:24] King**
And for what reason, Marquis Aiblinger?
**[11:28] Aiblinger**
The title of baron is not
befitting of his deeds!
**[11:31] Aiblinger**
If it's not viscount at the very least,
I won't be able to look him in the face!
**[11:38] Claus**
Lord Aiblinger...
**[11:45] King**
I apologize. I was lacking in consideration.
**[11:48] King**
Is there anyone who objects
to the title of viscount, then?
**[11:53] Mitsuha**
*Of course there isn't.*
**[11:55] King**
Finally, the one who has served us
most greatly, Miss Mitsuha.
**[11:58] King**
Is there anything that you desire?
**[12:00] Mitsuha**
In that case...
**[12:02] Mitsuha**
I'd ask you to award honors not to myself,
but the ones who fought for justice
**[12:05] Mitsuha**
to save this kingdom in its time of need,
the soldiers from my homeland.
**[12:10] King**
I was told it was by the secret arts
of the Messenger of Lightning
**[12:13] King**
that they were summoned here.
**[12:15] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[12:16] Mitsuha**
I am forbidden to speak at greater length.
**[12:20] King**
Is that right?
Then I will not pursue the matter.
**[12:24] Mitsuha**
Thank you very much.
**[12:26] Mitsuha**
For my sake, they rushed here,
carrying Sacred Relics of battle,
**[12:30] Mitsuha**
without national authorization.
**[12:32] Mitsuha**
However, they broke the rules by involving
themselves in the affairs of other nations,
**[12:36] Mitsuha**
and all of them will be punished heavily
**[12:38] Mitsuha**
for the crime of expending
the Sacred Relics of battle.
**[12:40] King**
What?!
**[12:42] Mitsuha**
It's caused trouble for their families, as well,
and some may even be left homeless...
**[12:47] Audience 1**
Can that be true?
**[12:48] Audience 2**
Those brave heroes...
**[12:49] Mitsuha**
*Okay! Now to finish it off!*
**[12:51] Mitsuha**
What a cruel fate, for these
soldiers to suffer so for justice!
**[12:56] Mitsuha**
I want to repay them for their kindness!
**[13:00] Mitsuha**
I humbly ask for a letter to serve
as vindication of their actions fighting,
**[13:05] Mitsuha**
as well as enough funds to set aside
for damage to the Sacred Relics,
**[13:07] Mitsuha**
along with reparations
for those left without means!
**[13:13] Mitsuha**
I believe that those will
definitely be of use in restoring
**[13:17] Mitsuha**
the honor of these heroes!
**[13:19] Audience 1**
Oh!
**[13:19] Audience 2**
That's true...
**[13:22] Mitsuha**
*I promised Wolf's Fang 40,000 gold...*
**[13:26] Mitsuha**
* Wait, not just that, there was*
* additional pay, as well...*
**[13:29] Mitsuha**
* What do I do if they only*
* offer 3,000 gold or something?!*
**[13:32] Claus**
Three thousand gold!
**[13:35] Claus**
My house will provide 3,000 gold!
**[13:38] Mitsuha**
Count Bozes...
**[13:39] Aiblinger**
Five thousand gold from me!
**[13:41] Mitsuha**
Marquis Aiblinger!
**[13:44] Noble 1**
Twenty-five hundred gold!
**[13:46] Noble 2**
Three thousand gold!
**[13:47] Noble 3**
Two thousand gold from me!
**[13:49] Noble 3**
*Wait, am I going to easily hit my target here?*
**[13:53] Noble 4**
We'll give 2,000 gold!
**[13:54] Noble 5**
Twelve hundred gold!
**[13:55] Noble 5**
I'll put up 1,500 gold!
**[13:57] Mitsuha**
Everyone, I can't thank you enough...
**[14:00] King**
Chancellor Sahr, order the finance minister
**[14:03] King**
to draw as much possible
gold from the treasury.
**[14:05] Sahr**
As you wish.
**[14:07] King**
All of you contributed to
a great cause on this day.
**[14:09] Mitsuha**
There's one more thing
I'd like to ask of you.
**[14:13] King**
State your wish.
**[14:15] Mitsuha**
I ask of you to grant me
citizenship in your kingdom!
**[14:21] Mitsuha**
I abandoned my home country,
and ended up in this kingdom,
**[14:24] Mitsuha**
a rootless wanderer here only temporarily.
**[14:26] Mitsuha**
But now, my wish is to become a citizen
of this royal capital, this kingdom,
**[14:30] Mitsuha**
and call it my new homeland.
**[14:34] King**
I had thought you were already
a citizen of this kingdom.
**[14:38] Mitsuha**
Yes, in my heart.
**[14:40] Mitsuha**
But I possess no grounds by which I can
call myself a subject of Your Majesty.
**[14:45] King**
Is that so?
**[14:46] King**
Then let me bestow upon you proof
that you are a member of this kingdom,
**[14:50] King**
that not even you yourself can deny.
**[14:54] Tsuyoshi**
You've fulfilled your duty
to protect the kingdom!
**[14:56] Tsuyoshi**
Now to gain rights!
**[14:58] Mitsuha**
*If I officially gain citizenship rights,*
**[15:00] Mitsuha**
* I become entitled to protection*
* from the government.*
**[15:02] Mitsuha**
*It'll make doing business easier!*
**[15:05] Mitsuha**
* Maybe I'll come up with*
* a new way to make money.*
**[15:09] King**
I bestow upon you the title of
viscountess, Mitsuha von Yamano.
**[15:13] Mitsuha**
What?!
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold in
Another World
for My Retirement
**[15:22] Captain**
That's all the payment you owe, duly received.
**[15:25] Mitsuha**
You sold the dragon fang?!
**[15:28] Captain**
It was a deal with a big-time
teacher from Harvard.
**[15:31] Captain**
That professor, even with just
cursory examination of that fang,
**[15:34] Captain**
said he sees infinite possibilities
for new R&D based on dragon materials.
**[15:40] Mitsuha**
That might not end well...
**[15:42] Mitsuha**
What if they make a big fuss
asking where you found it?
**[15:46] Captain**
I didn't tell him I brought it
back from that world, of course.
**[15:49] Mitsuha**
Well, yeah, if you started
talking about other worlds,
**[15:52] Mitsuha**
things would end up getting
complicated pretty quickly...
**[15:54] Captain**
I warned him to stick to the story that he
accidentally created it in his lab by chance.
**[15:58] Captain**
I've secured all the patent-related rights,
**[16:01] Captain**
so now I'm guaranteed to make a fortune!
**[16:05] Mitsuha**
Sounds like a good chance to call it quits
on dangerous mercenary work.
**[16:09] Captain**
Nope, we'll stay in the business.
**[16:11] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[16:11] Captain**
That's the only thing we're good at.
**[16:15] Captain**
Nothing good will come out of having
all that money and free time.
**[16:21] Mitsuha**
Does that mean I can count on your
services if they're ever needed again?
**[16:25] Captain**
Leave it to us.
***SIGN*** Closed for Today
***SIGN*** Maiden Couture
**[16:34] Mitsuha**
Here I go!
**[16:35] Mitsuha**
Mitsuha, Cosplay Power Make-Up!
**[16:39] Sahr**
We will now begin
the title conferral ceremony!
**[16:55] King**
Mitsuha von Yamano.
**[16:56] King**
I confer upon you the title of viscountess!
**[17:09] King**
Viscountess Yamano.
**[17:10] Mitsuha**
Yes.
**[17:11] King**
Will you accept on his
behalf the title conferred
**[17:15] King**
upon Count Bozes's eldest son,
Alexis, who could not be here?
**[17:20] Mitsuha**
Eh?
**[17:24] Mitsuha**
I refuse.
**[17:28] Audience 1**
Unforgivable!
**[17:29] Audience 2**
Arrest her!
**[17:31] Audience 3**
What insolence!
**[17:40] Audience 4**
I thought he was in critical condition!
**[17:44] Mitsuha**
You should be directly
conferring that title on him!
**[17:51] King**
Alexis von Bozes.
**[17:53] King**
I confer upon you the title of viscount!
**[17:55] Alexis**
I humbly accept.
**[17:59] Alexis**
The honorable title of viscount, received
directly from Your Majesty for my deeds...
**[18:04] Alexis**
I intend to work hard and live up to this title
as the head of a glorious new noble house!
**[18:13] Alexis**
Theodore will be succeeding
my father's title of count.
**[18:16] Mitsuha**
Your younger brother will be
a higher rank than you, then.
**[18:19] Alexis**
That's no problem.
**[18:22] Alexis**
By the time my father retires,
I'll have risen to become a count, as well.
**[18:26] Alexis**
Please look forward to it, my lady.
**[18:30] Mitsuha**
* In any case, Yamano Mitsuha has*
* become a noble in another world!*
**[18:37] Villager 1**
I wonder if the war has ended.
**[18:39] Villager 2**
That's what I hear.
**[18:40] Villager 1**
Nothing beats peace and quiet.
**[18:42] Villager 2**
You can say that again.
**[18:44] Colette**
I wonder how Mitsuha is doing...
**[18:50] Mitsuha**
Colette!
**[18:52] Mitsuha**
Colette, I came to see you!
**[18:54] Colette**
Mitsuha! It's Mitsuha!
**[18:56] Mitsuha**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[18:58] Mitsuha**
Please don't! I told you not to do that!
**[19:01] Colette**
Wow! You chased away a dragon?!
**[19:05] Mitsuha**
Then, all the monsters ran away, too!
**[19:07] Mitsuha**
One thing led to another,
and the Empire's army stopped fighting!
**[19:10] Colette**
You really did a lot, Mitsuha!
**[19:13] Mitsuha**
That's right. And so...
**[19:16] Mitsuha**
The king recognized my achievements,
and I became a viscountess...
**[19:21] Mitsuha**
I'm a noble in this kingdom now.
**[19:23] Colette**
Eh?
**[19:24] Mitsuha**
The land I'm in charge of is a little
over half a day of walking from here.
**[19:29] Mitsuha**
Pretty close by, huh?
**[19:30] Tobias**
That's, well...
**[19:31] Colette**
Congratulations, Lady Mitsuha...
**[19:34] Mitsuha**
Huh? Why so formal?
**[19:35] Colette**
I mean, you're a viscountess now, right?
**[19:39] Colette**
So...
**[19:39] Mitsuha**
Colette!
**[19:43] Mitsuha**
I may be a viscountess, but I'm the same
Mitsuha that you saved back then.
**[19:48] Mitsuha**
So you don't have to change either, Colette.
**[19:52] Colette**
Mitsuha, thank you!
**[19:55] Colette**
Hey! Wait! I'm not done talking...
**[19:59] Colette**
Talking?
**[20:04] Mitsuha**
Colette, won't you come work in my territory?
**[20:07] Colette**
Huh?
**[20:08] Mitsuha**
And as my potential future retainer,
I want you to learn about all sorts of things.
**[20:13] Mitsuha**
Well?
**[20:15] Colette**
But...
**[20:16] Tobias**
That sounds great!
**[20:18] Eline**
Yes!
**[20:19] Colette**
Really?!
**[20:20] Tobias**
A country village girl like you
working for a noble house!
**[20:24] Tobias**
That's a success story if I've ever heard one!
**[20:27] Eline**
Please take good care of her.
**[20:29] Mitsuha**
Yes!
**[20:30] Mitsuha**
I'll take full responsibility
in looking after her.
**[20:33] Mitsuha**
You can rest assured
that she's in good hands!
**[20:38] Sign**
Feudal Lords
Feudal lordship was a largely hereditary system of government and local autonomy found in the feudal era. A number of feudal lords were incorporated into the state as nobility.
**[21:27] Mitsuha**
*So this is my territory.*
**[21:29] Mitsuha**
*There are people who call this place home.*
**[21:32] Mitsuha**
* I need to do a good job*
* managing and developing it!*
**[21:36] Mitsuha**
*That being said...*
**[21:42] Mitsuha**
* My fight to save 80,000 gold in another world*
* for my retirement has only just begun!*
***SIGN*** Saving 80,000 Gold
in Another World
for My Retirement
***SIGN*** Fin
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*I open my eyes, and where do I find myself?*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*Maybe I should go back to bed*
**[22:15] ED Lyrics**
*Pretending I'm still half-asleep*
**[22:19] ED Lyrics**
* Running away from reality,*
* to the west and east*
**[22:24] ED Lyrics**
*To be honest, life's all about*
**[22:26] ED Lyrics**
* Taking falls and getting back up*
* (heavy damage)*
**[22:28] ED Lyrics**
* Hurt as it may, there's*
* still a long road ahead...*
**[22:33] ED Lyrics**
*Looks like I've reached the end of my rope*
**[22:38] ED Lyrics**
*Hitting life's harder levels*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* That's a test from the gods*
* that I'll take on*
**[22:47] ED Lyrics**
*First things first, gotta be the economy!*
**[22:49] ED Lyrics**
*Aiming for the bourgeois life*
**[22:52] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[22:54] ED Lyrics**
*No matter what enemies may come my way*
**[22:57] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[22:59] ED Lyrics**
*I'll get them on my side*
**[23:01] ED Lyrics**
*Gotta be the economy!*
**[23:03] ED Lyrics**
*Who doesn't need money, after all?*
**[23:06] ED Lyrics**
* To the days where you need to*
* scrape by one way or another*
**[23:10] ED Lyrics**
*Here's to you!*