Season 1

E1 - Mitsuha Goes to Another World

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[00:03] Mitsuha
    I don't want to die!
[00:05] Mitsuha
    I don't want to die!
[00:07] Mitsuha
    I don't want to die!
[00:09] Mitsuha
    I don't want to die!
[00:11] Mitsuha
    I don't want to die!
[00:50] Mitsuha
    Ow...
[01:06] Mitsuha
    Doesn't look like I have any broken bones.
[01:16] Mitsuha
    The moon's huge!
[01:20] Mitsuha
    I don't want to say such a clichéd line...
[01:29] Mitsuha
    but where am I?!
SIGN    Mitsuha Goes to Another World
[01:47] Mitsuha
    I was falling, wasn't I?
[01:49] Mitsuha
    Yeah, I didn't make it, for sure.
[02:03] Mitsuha
    I fell...
[02:09] (Flashback) Teacher
    With your academic performance,
    I thought you'd get into that university,
[02:13] (Flashback) Teacher
    but you have been through a lot, Yamano...
[02:54] (Flashback) Voice A
    An accident? Poor thing...
[02:57] (Flashback) Voice B
    She got along so well
    with her older brother...
[02:59] (Flashback) Voice B
    It must be rough for Mitsuha-chan.
[03:05] Mitsuha
    That's right. That's what happened.
[03:25] Mitsuha
    How do I make sense of this situation?
[03:27] Mitsuha
    I fell off a cliff!
    With a rocky shore below me!
[03:33] Mitsuha
    What would Onii-chan make of this?
[03:38] Tsuyoshi
    It's got to be another world.
SIGN    World
    Splash
[03:40] Tsuyoshi
    A famous detective once said this.
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[03:42] Tsuyoshi
    "When you eliminate the
    impossible, whatever remains,
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[03:45] Tsuyoshi
    however impossible, must be the truth."
[03:48] Tsuyoshi
    Now, let's see where following
    that logic takes us.
[03:53] Tsuyoshi
    If you were already dead,
    you'd lack a sense of self.
SIGN    Sanzu River
SIGN    Sanzu River
[03:57] Tsuyoshi
    If you were unconscious and in a dream,
    you wouldn't feel pain, fatigue, or hunger.
[04:02] Tsuyoshi
    So what possibility remains?
[04:07] Mitsuha
    It does seem like another world.
[04:12] Mitsuha
    There's no need to pinch my cheeks.
[04:14] Mitsuha
    The sensation is realistic.
[04:18] Mitsuha
    For now, let's find something to eat.
[04:27] Mitsuha
    I'll live on, on my family's behalf.
[05:14] Colette
    Kell corole martonese...
[05:24] Mitsuha
    A human...
[05:32] Mitsuha
    The day before yesterday, I saw a rabbit.
[05:35] Mitsuha
    And yesterday, a deer.
[05:37] Mitsuha
    And today, you...
[05:48] Mitsuha
    An unfamiliar ceiling.
[05:50] Colette
    A temazem!
[05:54] Colette
    Kia nija?
[05:56] Mitsuha
    I don't know what you're saying.
[05:59] Colette
    Teloate ilom atanos.
[06:01] Colette
    Okok isata ayok.
[06:03] Colette
    Imik era do?
[06:04] Colette
    Racocoda atik?
[06:07] Mitsuha
    This must be your house.
    So you saved me.
[06:11] Colette
    This? So?
[06:12] Colette
    Thank you. I owe my life to you.
[06:18] Eline
    Colette.
[06:19] Colette
    Ia!
[06:21] Mitsuha
    Colette-chan, is it?
[06:24] Colette
    Garah atiks?
[06:27] Mitsuha
    Thanks...
[06:40] Mitsuha
    It tastes watery...
[06:48] Mitsuha
    No, it's fine. It's edible, at least.
[06:52] Mitsuha
    Hunger is the best seasoning, I guess.
[07:01] Mitsuha
    Huh? Why am I getting déjà vu?
[07:04] Tsuyoshi
    You fool, don't eat so hurriedly!
[07:06] Tsuyoshi
    Your stomach won't be able to take it all.
[07:10] Mitsuha
    Shut up! Gimme 12 hours
    and I'll be as fit as a jet plane!
[07:18] Mitsuha
    Huh? It's healed already...
[07:22] Mitsuha
    How long was I asleep?
[07:25] Colette
    Long... was?
[07:27] Mitsuha
    How. Long. Was. I.
[07:34] Mitsuha
    Not gonna work, huh?
[07:36] Mitsuha
    Let's start with my name, at least.
[07:39] Mitsuha
    Colette.
[07:40] Mitsuha
    Mitsuha. Mitsuha.
[07:43] Colette
    Mitsuha?
[07:44] Mitsuha
    Mitsuha. Mitsuha.
[07:46] Mitsuha
    Colette. Mitsuha. Colette.
[07:49] Colette
    Mitsuha!
[07:51] Colette
    Mitsuha!
[07:52] Mitsuha
    Uncle! Uncle! You're gonna break...
[07:54] Mitsuha
    my spine!
[07:59] Mitsuha
    Thanks for the food.
[08:01] Tobias
    Colette. Conulia?
[08:03] Colette
    Ia!
[08:05] Tobias
    Alo yattoan.
[08:07] Colette
    Wotajira!
[08:12] Mitsuha
    Her father, then?
[08:13] Mitsuha
    He doesn't even flinch
    at that superhuman hug.
[08:17] Eline
    Izem urabat?
[08:19] Tobias
    Ia, yumonat.
[08:21] Eline
    Ia!
[08:22] Tobias
    Ajum atemas.
[08:24] Tobias
    Iniesna.
[08:28] Tobias
    As uoki.
[08:29] Colette
    Nahog inan chinok?
[08:31] Eline
    Gasonest!
[08:32] Colette
    Isel kushadoh!
[08:33] Tobias
    Nad Obunishikoo.
[09:16] Mitsuha
    I'm back to full health...
[09:28] Mitsuha
    It feels more like the middle
    of nowhere than another world...
[09:33] Mitsuha
    Ugh, my bladder's about to burst!
[09:37] Mitsuha
    A fragrant scent...
[09:41] Mitsuha
    I guess a flush toilet
    was too much to ask for...
[09:45] Mitsuha
    Where's the toilet paper?
[09:49] Mitsuha
    The pocket tissues I always keep on hand
    for times like these really paid off!
[09:54] Mitsuha
    But isn't there anything
    I can do about this smell?
[09:57] Mitsuha
    I want to go to a 100-yen shop
    and buy a bathroom air freshener...
[10:00] Mitsuha
    Like there'd be any here!
[10:01] Colette
    Mitsuha! Mitsuha!
[10:04] Mitsuha
    No, I'm fine now...
[10:07] Mitsuha
    I'm feeling better now!
[10:09] Mitsuha
    See?
[10:22] Mitsuha
    Collecting edible plants?
[10:26] Mitsuha
    I'll help you.
[10:28] Villager 1
    Achub satelaya.
[10:30] Villager 2
    Telgar makstaya.
[10:32] Villager 1
    Arated zumonat.
[10:33] Villager 2
    Ey Kodezkam.
[10:33] Mitsuha
    Birds... the fauna's not
    too different from Earth.
[10:37] Colette
    Mitsuha!
[10:44] Mitsuha
    Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg.
[10:46] Colette
    Mom strips, mom strip, mom nude.
[10:49] Mitsuha
    That's one sexy mom...
[10:57] Colette
    Terot!
[10:58] Mitsuha
    Oh, you're good at this!
[11:00] Colette
    Nuk ahelos.
[11:02] Mitsuha
    What was it? Er, that's...
[11:05] Mitsuha
    "Not edible", right?
[11:07] Colette
    Ia!
[11:12] Tsuyoshi
    This is what it's like to care
    for a little sister.
[11:17] Tsuyoshi
    You must protect little sisters
    with your life.
[11:19] Mitsuha
    That dog was on a leash, you know.
[11:23] Mitsuha
    What about this?
[11:25] Colette
    Uryuk ahelos.
[11:26] Mitsuha
    "Uryuk", which means it's edible?
[11:29] Colette
    Ia!
[11:31] Mitsuha
    I've gotten the hang of telling them apart.
[11:34] Colette
    Kell corole martonese.
[11:37] Mitsuha
    Huh? Um, what was it...
[11:40] Mitsuha
    "Dangerous animals... close by?!"
[11:49] Mitsuha
    Wolves!
[11:50] Tsuyoshi
    Wolves move in packs.
[11:53] Mitsuha
    So maybe they're stray wolves, or rather...
[11:55] Mitsuha
    A parent and its cubs?
    Is the big one their mother?
[11:59] Mitsuha
    On their way back
    to her parents' after a divorce?
[12:03] Mitsuha
    Not good... what do we do?
[12:08] Mitsuha
    I've got to protect Colette-chan,
    no matter what!
[12:14] Mitsuha
    With her strength,
    she should be able to cling on...
[12:21] Mitsuha
    Climb up! Hurry!
[12:30] Mitsuha
    I'm not good at climbing trees. So long!
[12:34] Colette
    Mitsuha! Mitsuha!
[12:40] Mitsuha
    I'm scared...
[12:45] Mitsuha
    A rock... can I use it as a weapon?
[12:49] Mitsuha
    No! I don't want to die!
[12:51] Mitsuha
    Help me!
[12:52] Mitsuha
    Onii-chan!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[13:07] Mitsuha
    I'm scared...
[13:11] Mitsuha
    A rock... can I use it as a weapon?
[13:15] Mitsuha
    No! I don't want to die!
[13:17] Mitsuha
    Help me!
[13:22] Mitsuha
    Huh? It's Onii-chan's room.
SIGN    World
    Splash
[13:25] Mitsuha
    Is this our house?
SIGN    Expert Starter Set
[13:27] Mitsuha
    Where's the forest? The wolves?
[13:29] Mitsuha
    A dream?
[13:34] Mitsuha
    It wasn't a dream.
[13:35] Mitsuha
    I have to help her!
[13:37] Tsuyoshi
    Don't take this slingshot lightly.
[13:39] Tsuyoshi
    This baby packs a punch on par
    with a .22 caliber pistol!
[13:41] Mitsuha
    There it is, his airsoft trivia!
[13:44] Tsuyoshi
    These are steel pellets made for penetration.
[13:46] Tsuyoshi
    A real man's marbles
    for taking enemies head-on!
[13:48] Mitsuha
    Getting real close
    to sexual harassment there!
[13:50] Tsuyoshi
    A folding knife for a father to pass
    onto his son as a manly tool!
[13:53] Tsuyoshi
    Its high utility lends it a powerful presence!
[13:56] Mitsuha
    In other words, it's a pocket knife, right?
[13:59] Colette
    Mitsuha...
SIGN    Pepper
SIGN    Shichimi
    Togarashi
[14:12] Mitsuha
    If there's a connection to that other world,
[14:14] Mitsuha
    I should be able to return
    to where Colette-chan is.
[14:18] Mitsuha
    Go back?
[14:20] Mitsuha
    Even though I might die for real this time?
[14:23] Mitsuha
    I managed to come home,
    so why do I have to go back there?!
[14:30] Mitsuha
    What reason do I have?!
[14:31] Tsuyoshi
    Huh? You need a reason to save a cute girl?
[14:39] Mitsuha
    Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
[14:42] Mitsuha
    You annoying, pain-in-the-butt,
[14:44] Mitsuha
    Onii-chan who I love!
[14:50] Mitsuha
    Over here, wolves!
[14:55] Colette
    Mitsuha!
[14:58] Colette
    Take this!
[15:00] Colette
    Spice bomb!
[15:07] Colette
    Mitsuha!
[15:36] Mitsuha
    I did it, Onii-chan...
[15:44] Colette
    Mitsuha! Mitsuha!
[15:46] Colette
    Mitsuha! Mitsuha!
[15:52] Mitsuha
    An unfamilite ceiling...
[15:54] It
    What was that?
[15:56] Mitsuha
    No, I didn't misspeak.
[15:57] Mitsuha
    It's a cross between
    "white" and "unfamiliar".
[16:00] Mitsuha
    Wait, who? What? Where?!
[16:03] It
    Looks like this language will suffice.
[16:06] Mitsuha
    Huh? A lucky cat?
[16:08] Mitsuha
    The one Onii-chan gave me!
[16:10] It
    Or so it would seem.
[16:12] It
    But the reality is...
[16:13] It
    I am the one you tore away at.
[16:17] Mitsuha
    Tore away?
[16:18] It
    Indeed.
[16:19] Mitsuha
    So, what exactly are you, anyway?
[16:22] Mitsuha
    Some kind of god?
[16:23] It
    Not exactly.
[16:25] It
    I am a being who, in the distant past,
    evolved into a life form made of pure energy.
[16:30] Mitsuha
    Sure...
[16:31] It
    I have traversed a myriad of worlds,
    and by their observation,
[16:34] It
    gained the concept of "enjoyment".
[16:37] Mitsuha
    I don't really get it, but it
    sounds pretty amazing, at least.
[16:41] It
    However!
[16:42] It
    One time, as I wandered a certain world,
[16:45] It
    I was suddenly besieged
    by an intense feeling of displeasure.
[16:48] It
    And you were its cause.
[16:50] Mitsuha
    Displeasure, you say...
[16:52] It
    With your powerful thought
    energy of, "I don't want to die!",
[16:56] It
    you managed to tear off
    a part of my mind energy.
[17:01] Mitsuha
    You mean back then!
[17:03] It
    Verily!
[17:04] It
    And that portion you tore off
    fused with your mind,
[17:08] It
    so seamlessly that forcibly removing it
    would leave you in a vegetative state.
[17:13] Mitsuha
    What? So you mean it's harmful in some way?!
[17:15] It
    Nope!
[17:17] It
    However...
[17:18] Mitsuha
    H-However?
[17:20] It
    It seems you've acquired the ability
    to traverse between worlds.
[17:23] Mitsuha
    A-Acquired?
[17:25] It
    Yes. It's been added on.
[17:28] Mitsuha
    Wh-What'd you say?!
[17:30] Mitsuha
    So that's why I can come and go
    between Earth and Colette-chan's world?
[17:36] It
    Yes. If you can specify an exact location,
[17:39] It
    you can jump worlds at will.
[17:42] Mitsuha
    That sounds like a pretty amazing ability!
[17:46] Mitsuha
    Oh, yeah, it seems that my
    wounds heal quickly, as well.
[17:50] It
    It appears as though you've
    acquired healing abilities, too.
[17:53] It
    Even if you lose an arm, it would
    regenerate in about a month's time.
[17:58] Mitsuha
    Seriously?!
[17:59] It
    Or it might take three months.
[18:01] Mitsuha
    Which is it?!
    Well, I'm fine so long as it heals.
[18:04] It
    Do you have any further questions
    or requests for me?
[18:07] Mitsuha
    Requests? Let me think...
[18:14] Mitsuha
    Language...
[18:16] Mitsuha
    How about an ability to understand
    unfamiliar languages?
[18:18] It
    Yes. So be it.
[18:20] It
    I shall make it so you can transfer linguistic
    knowledge from those you speak with.
[18:28] It
    And thus ends my explanation.
[18:30] It
    Enjoy a life of good health!
[18:32] Mitsuha
    Hold on a minute!
[18:33] It
    When the stars have spun some
    tens of thousands of times,
[18:36] It
    I'll come and see how you're doing!
[18:39] Mitsuha
    Wait, do you mean rotations? Or revolutions?
[18:41] Mitsuha
    Either way, I won't be alive that long!
[18:44] Colette
    Mitsuha! You've come to!
[18:47] Mitsuha
    Colette-chan...
[18:48] Colette
    I'm so glad!
[18:49] Colette
    You wouldn't wake up, so I was afraid
    that you might never open your eyes!
[18:53] Mitsuha
    I can completely understand what she's saying.
[18:57] Mitsuha
    Thank you. Looks like
    you tended to my wounds.
[19:01] Colette
    Mitsuha, you can speak...
[19:04] Mitsuha
    Y-Yeah...
[19:06] Mitsuha
    It looks like I've regained
    my lost memories.
[19:11] Colette
    I'm so glad...
[19:13] Colette
    I'm so glad!
[19:14] Mitsuha
    Stop, stop, it hurts, it hurts, my ribs!
[19:19] Mitsuha
    Thanks for the food.
[19:21] Eline
    There aren't any kids her age around here,
    so I hope you can become friends.
[19:25] Mitsuha
    We're not close in age at all...
[19:27] Tobias
    Mitsuha.
[19:29] Tobias
    Thank you for saving my daughter.
[19:32] Mitsuha
    What's this?
[19:33] Tobias
    The payment for the wolf.
[19:34] Colette
    Everyone in the village is grateful
    that you slew the wolf.
[19:38] Mitsuha
    What?
[19:39] Colette
    The wolf was harvested
    for its meat, fangs, and pelt.
[19:42] Colette
    I finished off the smaller ones
    that had collapsed.
[19:46] Tobias
    Those rights and payment
    belongs to you, Mitsuha.
[19:52] Mitsuha
    This is... gold?
[19:54] Colette
    Huh? You don't know about money?
[19:56] Mitsuha
    Well, you see, it's different
    from my country's money.
[20:00] Mitsuha
    Er, what can I buy
    with this coin, and how many?
[20:11] Mitsuha
    So I can freely travel
    between this world and Earth...
[20:17] Mitsuha
    What would Onii-chan do in my shoes?
[20:20] Tsuyoshi
    This other world is a frontier!
[20:23] Mitsuha
    Frontier...
[20:24] Tsuyoshi
    Cheat abilities exist to be used.
[20:26] Mitsuha
    You're right.
[20:28] Mitsuha
    If I live life on Earth as I always have...
[20:31] Mitsuha
    My parents left behind a decent inheritance,
[20:34] Mitsuha
    but for university, it'd be pretty tough
    paying for four years of tuition and so on.
[20:38] Tsuyoshi
    Gotta work if you want to
    hold on to that money!
[20:41] Mitsuha
    But it's not like I have any careers
    I'm particularly interested in...
[20:48] Mitsuha
    There's gold to be had here, as well.
[20:51] Mitsuha
    The societies in this world
    are fairly undeveloped.
[20:54] Mitsuha
    If I could bring manufactured
    goods from Earth here...
[20:56] Tsuyoshi
    Bingo!
[20:57] Mitsuha
    If I obtain goods from Earth
    and sell them in this world...
[21:00] Tsuyoshi
    Oh, what wonderful alchemy... no, liquidity!
[21:03] Mitsuha
    I've won!
[21:05] Tsuyoshi
    Don't get overly optimistic.
[21:06] Mitsuha
    Yeah.
[21:07] Mitsuha
    World jumping is a cheat ability, but I might
    suddenly become unable to use it.
[21:12] Mitsuha
    Yeah.
[21:12] Mitsuha
    I need to secure enough funds
[21:15] Mitsuha
    so that it's okay,
    even if I get stuck in either world!
[21:17] Tsuyoshi
    How much?
SIGN    Balance
[21:22] Mitsuha
    Well, if I had one billion, I could
    probably live to be 100 in good comfort.
[21:27] Tsuyoshi
    So for both worlds,
    that's two billion yen in total!
[21:29] Mitsuha
    For that I need gold!
[21:31] Mitsuha
    Tens of thousands of gold coins!
[21:33] Tsuyoshi
    Yes! Gold!
[21:35] Mitsuha
    Okay! This is where the ambitions
    of Yamano Mitsuha begin!
[21:41] Mitsuha
    In preparation for my happy,
    peaceful retirement,
[21:44] Mitsuha
    I'm going to save up two billion yen's
    worth of gold in another world!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement

E2 - Kingdom of Ambitions

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SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Kingdom of Ambitions
[01:34] Mitsuha
    You see, I left my country with some of
    my friends, and came to this one by boat.
[01:39] Mitsuha
    But I got separated from them.
[01:42] Mitsuha
    After wandering for several days,
    I met you, Colette.
[01:45] Colette
    That must have been rough...
[01:48] Colette
    And yet you protected me from
    those wolves, and even got hurt...
[01:53] Colette
    Thanks, Mitsuha!
[01:54] Mitsuha
    Agh!
[01:56] Mitsuha
    Don't do that! Seriously!
[01:58] Mitsuha
    It's gonna crack!
[01:59] Mitsuha
    Uncle! I said uncle!
[02:04] Mitsuha
    Good morning, Tobias.
[02:06] Tobias
    Morning, Mitsuha.
[02:12] Mitsuha
    Matches and lighters really
    are magical items.
[02:25] Mitsuha
    I can't stand the smell of these toilets!
[02:27] Mitsuha
    I want an air freshener!
[02:29] Villager 1
    Hey there, wolf-slaying hero.
[02:31] Villager 2
    Are your wounds healed up?
[02:33] Mitsuha
    Well, I suppose.
[02:35] Villager 1
    I heard she crossed the sea to get here.
[02:37] Villager 2
    Huh, from so far away?
[02:39] Villager 1
    Never thought someone from a foreign
    country would visit this place.
[02:42] Mitsuha
    Now's my chance to gather some information!
[02:45] Mitsuha
    This sure is a nice place.
[02:49] Mitsuha
    What's it like to live here?
[02:53] Villager 1
    Lord Bozes, who rules over
    this land, is a reasonable man.
[02:57] Mitsuha
    So Bozes is the name of this country's king?
[03:00] Villager 1
    He's not the king, he's our lord.
[03:03] Villager 1
    Count Claus von Bozes.
[03:06] Mitsuha
    A count...
[03:08] Mitsuha
    So "von" must be a title
    indicating nobility.
[03:12] Villager 2
    When we have poor wheat or vegetable
    harvests, he'll reduce the yearly levies.
[03:15] Mitsuha
    I see...
[03:16] Villager 1
    He widened the roads into town, as well.
[03:19] Villager 2
    That's right, to make it easier
    to haul crops and game.
[03:23] Mitsuha
    Oh!
[03:24] Mitsuha
    He sounds like a pretty nice person.
[03:26] Villager 1
    And he's a powerful man
    with influence in the government.
[03:29] Mitsuha
    Oh, my!
[03:31] Mitsuha
    He sounds like a good way to start
    making my way up in this world.
[03:34] Villager 1
    You want to go to the royal capital?
[03:36] Villager 2
    That's quite a distance from here.
[03:38] Mitsuha
    But...
[03:39] Mitsuha
    I promised the friends I was separated from
[03:41] Mitsuha
    that we'd meet back up in the capital
    if anything happened.
[03:45] Colette
    What? Mitsuha...
[03:47] Villager 1
    There's a passenger wagon setting off
    for town tomorrow morning.
[03:50] Villager 2
    Going from the lord's town to the capital
    will take seven days by wagon.
[03:54] Villager 1
    A child traveling on her own
    that far away...
[03:57] Mitsuha
    I'm an adult.
[03:59] Group
    Wh-What'd you say?!
[04:03] Villager 1
    Come on...
[04:04] Villager 2
    No way...
[04:06] Mitsuha
    I'm an adult.
[04:09] Villager 1
    If you're an adult,
    that'd make us old geezers!
[04:12] Villager 2
    Right?
[04:14] Mitsuha
    In my country, I'm considered an adult!
[04:19] Group
    O-Oh...
[04:23] Villager 1
    Is that right?
[04:24] Villager 2
    It's a big world out there, huh?
[04:27] Mitsuha
    So what time does the wagon set off?
[04:30] Villager 1
    Huh? I said in the morning.
[04:32] Mitsuha
    I'm asking what time in the morning...
[04:34] Villager 1
    Morning is morning!
[04:36] Mitsuha
    I see...
[04:37] Mitsuha
    How vague...
[04:38] Colette
    No!
[04:41] Mitsuha
    Colette?
[04:42] Colette
    No, no, no!
[04:45] Colette
    You can't leave, Mitsuha!
[04:49] Eline
    Don't throw a fit.
[04:52] Colette
    Well...
[04:53] Eline
    You mustn't give Mitsuha a hard time.
[05:00] Mitsuha
    I'm sad about it, too.
[05:03] Mitsuha
    The two of us made it out
    of that tough spot together.
[05:07] Colette
    Mitsuha...
[05:09] Mitsuha
    You saved my life, Colette.
[05:12] Mitsuha
    I'm truly grateful.
[05:18] Mitsuha
    But I'm sorry.
    There's a reason I need to go.
[05:22] Mitsuha
    My friends that I'm looking for
    should be heading to the capital.
[05:26] Colette
    But...
[05:27] Mitsuha
    Then, I promise...
[05:28] Mitsuha
    One day, I'll make sure I come back.
[05:31] Colette
    But, but...
[05:33] Mitsuha
    You're smart, so you must realize
    already that you can't stop me.
[05:39] Mitsuha
    So I want you to send me off with a smile.
[05:44] Mitsuha
    Every time I think of you
    until we meet again,
[05:48] Mitsuha
    I don't want your crying face
    to be what comes to mind.
[05:52] Mitsuha
    I like it better when you smile, Colette.
[06:01] Mitsuha
    I said don't do that!
[06:16] Mitsuha
    Here you go.
[06:37] Mitsuha
    It looks like the ranks of nobility
    are the same as on Earth.
[06:40] Tsuyoshi
    Coincidences are, at times, inevitable.
[06:43] Tsuyoshi
    Here.
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[06:45] Mitsuha
    The ranks go duke, marquess,
    count, viscount, and baron,
[06:48] Mitsuha
    so if you exclude dukes
    who are tied to royalty,
[06:50] Mitsuha
    Count Bozes is second from the top,
    a prime piece of real estate.
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[06:54] Tsuyoshi
    Are you really going to let a fine
    property like this get away, ma'am?
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[06:57] Mitsuha
    Okay, first I've got to hit it off
    with this lord, no matter what.
[07:02] Tsuyoshi
    Fearlessly go forth!
    Go and you shall know!
[07:04] Mitsuha
    After securing support,
[07:06] Mitsuha
    Yamano Mitsuha will set off
    for the royal capital!
[07:11] Mitsuha
    Hm?
[07:12] Mitsuha
    Sniff, sniff.
[07:13] Mitsuha
    It stinks!
[07:18] Mitsuha
    I stink!
[07:20] Mitsuha
    I haven't been able to take a bath...
[07:23] Mitsuha
    I guess I'll return to Earth for now.
[07:27] Mitsuha
    Excuse me!
[07:29] Mitsuha
    Could you let me off here?
[07:31] Driver
    What? In a place like this?!
[07:33] Mitsuha
    I just suddenly remembered
[07:35] Mitsuha
    that the friends from my country
[07:36] Mitsuha
    said they'd come look for me
    on the other side of that tree!
[07:40] Driver
    What?!
[07:41] Mitsuha
    If I'm not there like I promised,
    they'll all be worried.
[07:45] Driver
    But walking there will
    take you quite some time.
[07:48] Mitsuha
    It's fine! I can walk quite a bit!
[07:51] Driver
    Well, if you insist...
[08:03] Mitsuha
    Shh...
[08:06] Mitsuha
    Well then, time to try it out!
[08:08] Mitsuha
    Jump to my house on Earth!
[08:13] Mitsuha
    There.
[08:15] Mitsuha
    It's my room...
[08:17] Mitsuha
    Yes! I successfully jumped worlds!
[08:20] Mitsuha
    All right!
[08:25] Mitsuha
    I feel alive again!
[08:34] Mitsuha
    Okay, commence operation!
[08:40] Neighbor
    Oh, Mitsuha-chan. Off to work?
[08:43] Mitsuha
    Yes, that's right.
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[08:52] Mitsuha
    Off we go!
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[09:01] Sign
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[09:07] Mitsuha
    There we go...
[09:09] Mitsuha
    Okay, next is procuring funds!
[09:14] Teller
    Wait, you want that in cash?
[09:15] Teller
    Not by wire or check?
[09:17] Mitsuha
    But that can be traced...
[09:20] Teller
    What?
[09:20] Mitsuha
    Ah, no, ignore that.
[09:22] Mitsuha
    Yes, the other party simply
    insisted on a cash transaction...
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[09:40] Mitsuha
    Excuse me!
[09:42] Foreigner
    Hi.
[09:43] Mitsuha
    I'm Mitsuha Yamano.
[09:45] Mitsuha
    Nice to meet you.
[09:47] Foreigner
    Nice to meet you, too.
[09:50] Mitsuha
    Where are you from?
[09:52] Foreign
    New Zealand.
[09:53] Mitsuha
    Wow! Nice!
[09:57] Mitsuha
    Okay, let's see if the language
    mastery worked.
[10:00] Mitsuha
    Oh, I can read it! I can read it!
[10:03] Mitsuha
    Let's check this, this, and this one!
[10:07] Narration
    Private Military and Security Company.
[10:11] Narration
    Combat against threats,
    guarding dignitaries,
[10:14] Narration
    security and logistics
    for facilities and trains.
[10:17] Narration
    It is a company that provides services
    such as military education for civilians.
[10:22] Mitsuha
    I understand! I understand it!
[10:24] Mitsuha
    What a cheat skill!
[10:26] Mitsuha
    But this one's a bit too large-scale...
[10:32] Mitsuha
    This one seems pretty good.
[10:34] Narration
    Call us and we'll be right there,
    even at the ends of the Earth!
[10:37] Mitsuha
    Wolf's Fang, huh?
[10:41] Mitsuha
    Okay, let's go with this.
[10:53] Mitsuha
    I can jump to a destination
    if I have a clear image of it,
[10:57] Mitsuha
    but I can't picture places
    I haven't been to, so it won't work...
[11:01] Mitsuha
    I know!
[11:04] Mitsuha
    I call it Operation Satellite!
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[11:08] Mitsuha
    Figures that there are no on-site images...
[11:13] Mitsuha
    Okay, here!
[11:14] Mitsuha
    The latitude and longitude are...
[11:27] Mitsuha
    You've gotta be kidding!
[11:32] Mitsuha
    I'm here now, Wiseman!
[11:37] Mitsuha
    Pardon me!
[11:40] Guard
    Hey, you, state your business.
[11:42] Mitsuha
    I'd like to speak with
    the person in charge here.
[11:52] Captain
    Hello there, young lady.
[11:54] Captain
    Am I right to assume you're here as a client?
[11:57] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[11:59] Mitsuha
    A pleasure to meet you.
[12:02] Mitsuha
    My name is Mitsuha.
[12:05] Mitsuha
    I'd like to request your services.
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[12:15] Mitsuha
    Phew...
[12:16] Mitsuha
    I know I can speak the language,
    but that does nothing to calm my nerves...
[12:20] Mitsuha
    Did I convince them I was a rich girl
    from some faraway country?
[12:25] Mitsuha
    Now I'm on my way to securing
    a means of self-defense.
[12:27] Mitsuha
    I don't know how lawless it is
    in the other world, so it's a must.
[12:33] Mitsuha
    Ah, I'm beat. Good night...
[12:38] Captain
    A concealed carry pistol for self-defense,
[12:40] Captain
    a machine pistol as your main weapon,
[12:42] Captain
    and a revolver as backup, huh?
[12:47] Soldier A
    In addition, training on all manner
    of automatic rifles and small arms.
[12:50] Soldier A
    Is that little girl looking to wage war
    on an organized group or what?
[12:54] Captain
    Well, as long as we get paid,
    I won't sweat the small stuff...
[12:59] Captain
    But appraise this, she says.
[13:00] Captain
    Where's this currency from?
[13:04] Mitsuha
    Well, then.
[13:04] Mitsuha
    From what I can tell, that world
    was a lot like medieval Europe.
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[13:11] Mitsuha
    Hmm, there's more to
    the Middle Ages than I thought.
[13:20] Mitsuha
    It's annoying doing this every time,
[13:22] Mitsuha
    but they'll get suspicious if I don't
    come in through the front gate.
[13:29] Captain
    So you're here, young lady.
[13:31] Mitsuha
    I'm here, Captain.
[13:33] Captain
    How cheerful, considering your requests...
[13:36] Mitsuha
    So were you able to appraise the gold coin?
[13:39] Captain
    Yeah.
[13:40] Captain
    At this karat, it's worth
    around $200 right now.
[13:45] Mitsuha
    Which means...
[13:47] Mitsuha
    Around 80,000 gold for 2,000,000,000 yen!
[13:49] Mitsuha
    So would it be possible to pay
    using these coins in the future?
[13:53] Captain
    Yeah. I see no reason
    to turn down real gold.
[14:00] Mitsuha
    Ultimately, I'm hoping to cash in
    some tens of thousands of these coins.
[14:05] Captain
    That depends on the handling fee.
[14:07] Mitsuha
    Of course I'll sweeten the deal for you.
[14:12] Captain
    Sounds good. You've got a deal.
[14:16] Mitsuha
    Then, we'll discuss it at a later date.
[14:19] Mitsuha
    Okay, then, let's move on to the gun lecture!
[14:22] Captain
    When handling guns, there are some
    rules you must abide by at all times.
[14:27] Captain
    Those who do not are unfit to possess a gun.
[14:31] Mitsuha
    Yes!
[14:37] Captain
    First, treat all firearms
    as though they're loaded,
[14:41] Captain
    and always aim them in a safe direction.
[14:48] Captain
    Second, never aim a firearm
    at anyone other than your target.
[14:53] Captain
    Third, keep your finger off the trigger
    until the moment you aim for a target,
[14:57] Captain
    and keep it outside the trigger guard.
[15:02] Captain
    Fourth...
[15:04] Captain
    Always be aware of where your target is
    and what lies beyond it.
[15:08] Captain
    You should never have stray bullets.
[15:11] Captain
    Is that understood?
[15:12] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[15:14] Captain
    Come with me.
[15:20] Captain
    All right, let's begin.
[15:25] Captain
    First, a subcompact pistol, the Walther PPS.
[15:29] Captain
    9mm caliber, 549g.
[15:32] Captain
    Eight rounds per magazine,
    and one round in the chamber.
[15:37] Mitsuha
    Whoa!
[15:43] Mitsuha
    Should be more than enough for self-defense.
[15:46] Captain
    Okay, let's have you fire some rounds.
[15:48] Mitsuha
    Right!
[15:51] Captain
    Grip it with your left hand
    wrapping around your right hand.
[15:54] Mitsuha
    Like this?
[15:56] Captain
    That's right. Don't touch the slide.
[16:05] Mitsuha
    I missed.
[16:07] Captain
    Well, that's how it goes at first.
[16:11] Mitsuha
    They're governed by a lord,
    so it must be a feudal society.
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[16:19] Captain
    Your main weapon will be a Beretta 93R.
[16:22] Mitsuha
    Oh!
[16:24] Captain
    The cartridges are 9mm Parabellum,
    just like the Walther.
[16:26] Captain
    At 1170g, it's a bit heavy,
    but it fits 15- or 20-round magazines.
[16:31] Captain
    Its most distinctive feature
    is its three-round burst mode.
[16:34] Mitsuha
    Burst?
[16:35] Captain
    If you switch from semi-automatic,
[16:37] Captain
    it'll fire three shots
    with a pull of the trigger.
[16:40] Captain
    Take a look.
[16:41] Mitsuha
    Wow!
[16:43] Captain
    Give it a shot.
[16:46] Mitsuha
    Agh!
[16:48] Captain
    You'll be out of ammo in no time
    if you panic and keep shooting,
[16:52] Captain
    but it should be effective
    for offhand first attacks.
[16:55] Mitsuha
    Makes sense...
[16:57] Mitsuha
    Their knowledge of science
    is still undeveloped...
[17:00] Mitsuha
    I bet they blame natural disasters and stuff
    on mysterious powers and superstitions.
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[17:05] Mitsuha
    Like devils or witches.
[17:08] Captain
    Your backup revolver
    is a Smith & Wesson M940.
[17:13] Mitsuha
    It's small and easy to hold!
[17:16] Captain
    Five-round rapid fire,
    and it uses semi-automatic 9x19s.
[17:21] Captain
    You can load all five chambers
    at once with a moon clip.
[17:24] Captain
    However, its construction
    gives it stronger recoil
[17:27] Captain
    than the others you've seen, so watch out.
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[17:31] Mitsuha
    In mountains and forests far removed
    from settlements and towns,
[17:34] Mitsuha
    you can find bandits and brigands who
    attack merchants and travelers to rob them.
[17:38] Mitsuha
    Figures that they'd exist.
[17:42] Mitsuha
    I need to be able to protect myself.
[17:51] Tsuyoshi
    Killing a fellow human makes you a murderer.
[17:55] Mitsuha
    There's no reason not to kill
    bad guys trying to take your life!
[18:00] Tsuyoshi
    The life of a single person
    outweighs the Earth.
[18:03] Mitsuha
    Only an idiot would listen to such
    a vapid slogan and let yourself get killed!
[18:10] Tsuyoshi
    Are we not all brothers as men?
    We can talk it out!
[18:12] Mitsuha
    What if you let them live
    and they retaliate?
[18:15] Mitsuha
    Or go after other people?!
[18:17] Mitsuha
    You'd be the real killer
    for letting them go!
[18:20] Tsuyoshi
    Those who have strayed
    from the path of humanity...
[18:22] Tsuyoshi
    That's what people call inhuman!
[18:25] Mitsuha
    Those people are no longer human.
[18:27] Mitsuha
    The only choice is to exterminate them!
[18:31] Mitsuha
    How can you call yourselves human?!
[18:33] Mitsuha
    I'll strike you down where you stand!
[18:43] Mitsuha
    I won't hesitate.
[18:46] Mitsuha
    I decided to make money
    by selling goods gotten from Earth...
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[18:50] Mitsuha
    but I have to be careful
    how I set my prices.
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[18:53] Mitsuha
    Yep, I should set my sales
    prices pretty high.
[18:58] Tsuyoshi
    Goods from Earth fetch a hefty premium.
[19:00] Mitsuha
    That, too.
[19:01] Mitsuha
    But I'd rather not chase volume over margins
    at the expense of everything else.
[19:04] Mitsuha
    I won't be able to enjoy life that way.
[19:07] Tsuyoshi
    You can sell even at prices like these!
[19:07] Narrator
    Stand by.
[19:09] Tsuyoshi
    All of you will still buy these, right?!
[19:12] Mitsuha
    I'm not gonna pursue such
    a niche business model!
[19:15] Mitsuha
    All I need is enough money
    for an enjoyable life.
[19:19] Mitsuha
    For our happiness.
[19:22] Mitsuha
    The point of living isn't to hoard money.
[19:24] Mitsuha
    Life wouldn't be any fun that way!
[19:40] Mitsuha
    No, I can't use this...
[19:50] Mitsuha
    I was tempted by evil. I'm sorry.
[20:02] Neighbor
    Have a good day!
[20:03] Mitsuha
    Ah, hello!
[20:07] Neighbor
    Mitsuha-chan's back to her old self!
[20:13] Mitsuha
    Yes, I'll take this one.
[20:15] Salesperson
    Thank you very much.
[20:16] Mitsuha
    So would it be possible for you
    to round down the price?
[20:19] Salesperson
    What?
[20:20] Mitsuha
    I'll pay a lump sum in cash. Please?
SIGN    Maiden Couture
[20:24] Mitsuha
    Hey there! Order from Mikawaya!
[20:26] Shop Manager
    Oh! Well, aren't we looking sharp today?
[20:31] Mitsuha
    I'm going into battle!
[20:32] Shop Manager
    Eh?
SIGN    Custom
    Cosplay
    Items
[20:33] Sign
    We Take
    Orders!!
[20:34] Mitsuha
    Make me your finest dress!
[20:39] Shop Manager
    Just leave it to me!
SIGN    Yamano
[20:46] Mitsuha
    No one watching... Go!
[20:50] Mitsuha
    Too bad they don't have
    satellite images here.
[20:52] Mitsuha
    It's such a pain that I can't just jump to town.
[21:05] Mitsuha
    Oh, no!
[21:15] Mitsuha
    Ah...
[21:21] Neighbor
    Is Mitsuha-chan taking the day off?
[21:28] Mitsuha
    Okay, I can walk from here.
[21:34] Mitsuha
    I've completed all of my preparations.
[21:37] Mitsuha
    Now, let's go! To infinity and beyond!

E3 - Mitsuha Plays the Part!

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SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Mitsuha Plays the Part!
[01:41] Mitsuha
    Excuse me!
[01:43] Guard A
    Yes, what is it?
[01:44] Mitsuha
    Is this the estate of Count Bozes?
[01:48] Guard A
    Yes, that's right.
[01:50] Mitsuha
    I'd like to speak with the count.
[01:54] Guard B
    Do you happen to have an engagement
    or a letter of invitation?
[01:58] Mitsuha
    Nope, I don't.
[02:00] Guard A
    Then we can't allow you to pass.
[02:03] Guard B
    I'm sorry, but please take your leave.
[02:07] Mitsuha
    Figures.
[02:08] Mitsuha
    No way they'd let me meet him
    without an appointment.
[02:13] Mitsuha
    Hmm?
[02:22] Mitsuha
    What was that carriage?
[02:24] Old Woman
    They're sons of the count.
[02:27] Old Woman
    At times, they come out
    to survey the domain like so.
[02:31] Old Woman
    How admirable.
[02:33] Mitsuha
    Hmm, hmm...
[02:35] Mitsuha
    I see.
[02:38] Tsuyoshi
    There are two kinds of people in this world.
[02:40] Tsuyoshi
    Those who wait for chances,
    and those who create them!
[02:44] Mitsuha
    And of course I'm...
[02:52] Mitsuha
    They need to pass through here
    to return to the count's manor.
[02:58] Mitsuha
    So slow...
[03:09] Mitsuha
    They're here!
[03:19] Driver
    Whoa, whoa!
[03:21] Mitsuha
    Now!
[03:23] Mitsuha
    Eek!
[03:27] Driver
    What?
[03:28] Driver
    What's wrong?!
[03:30] Theodore
    Brother, a person!
[03:34] Alexis
    Are you all right?!
[03:36] Theodore
    She's passed out!
[03:38] Alexis
    Quickly, bring her to the manor!
[03:41] Mitsuha
    Into the count's manor I go!
[03:45] Claus
    A carriage of ours struck someone?!
[03:50] Mitsuha
    Infiltration successful!
[03:52] Claus
    So how is her condition?
[03:55] Stefan
    She doesn't appear to have any injuries...
[03:58] Claus
    We must make sure that's
    the case! Get a doctor!
[04:00] Stefan
    Yes, sir.
[04:02] Mitsuha
    That won't be needed.
[04:04] Claus
    Oh, you've come to?
[04:07] Claus
    I'm the lord of this land.
    Claus, the Count of Bozes.
[04:10] Claus
    My apologies for
    the misconduct of my carriage.
[04:17] Mitsuha
    These people seem as nice as the rumors!
[04:19] Mitsuha
    Lucky!
[04:21] Mitsuha
    Oh, no...
[04:22] Mitsuha
    I should be thanking you for
    so graciously nursing me back to health.
[04:26] Claus
    Are you really feeling better?
[04:28] Mitsuha
    Yes, and I have you to thank.
[04:30] Claus
    I see. How splendid.
[04:32] Mitsuha
    Perhaps this was fate at work.
[04:34] Mitsuha
    Please allow me to properly
    introduce myself at a later time.
[04:38] Claus
    Yes, by all means.
[04:40] Stefan
    Until then.
[04:48] Mitsuha
    Okay, almost time for battle!
[04:50] Alexis
    So that's when I told him...
[04:55] Stefan
    Please enter.
[05:01] Claus
    Oh!
[05:04] Mitsuha
    I come from the distant nation of Japan.
[05:07] Mitsuha
    My name is Mitsuha von Yamano.
[05:11] Claus
    Elegant attire I've not seen before.
[05:14] Claus
    So she really is a noble
    from a foreign country.
[05:17] Claus
    However...
[05:19] Claus
    My apologies. Please take a seat.
[05:24] Claus
    You appear to be alone, Lady Mitsuha.
[05:26] Claus
    What brings you to this town?
[05:28] Mitsuha
    Oh, yes. We were attacked
    by wild animals in my travels,
[05:31] Mitsuha
    and not only was I separated
    from the others,
[05:33] Mitsuha
    but my life was in danger when
    the people of this land saved me.
[05:37] Mitsuha
    Filled with gratitude, I thought to inform
    the lord of the goodwill of his subjects,
[05:42] Mitsuha
    so I had made my way to this town.
[05:45] Claus
    My word! Can it be true?
[05:47] Claus
    A foreigner... a frail young lady
    at that, saved by my subjects,
[05:52] Claus
    and retelling the story
    in front of my children!
[05:56] Claus
    What a wonderfully pleasing development!
[05:59] Mitsuha
    In fact, I had paid a visit earlier,
    but I wasn't permitted inside.
[06:04] Claus
    Why, that's the pinnacle of discourtesy!
[06:07] Claus
    Stefan! Who was on guard duty today?
[06:10] Mitsuha
    Please wait.
[06:12] Mitsuha
    I'm at fault for suddenly intruding
    with nothing to my name.
[06:15] Mitsuha
    Your guards only did their rightful duty.
[06:19] Mitsuha
    Why, I'd say they're worthy of praise!
[06:22] Claus
    I-If you insist, Lady Mitsuha.
[06:25] Claus
    She's of a tender age,
[06:27] Claus
    yet how modest and understanding she is!
[06:31] Mitsuha
    That move just now must have
    hugely boosted his affection for me!
[06:34] Mitsuha
    So let's go ahead and...
[06:35] Mitsuha
    It's not much, but I have an article
    brought from my native land.
[06:41] Mitsuha
    I'd be happy if you would accept it
    as a token of my gratitude.
[06:46] Claus
    Wh-What's this now?
[06:49] Mitsuha
    It's a multipurpose folding knife.
[06:52] Claus
    What?! You say this is a knife?
[06:53] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[06:56] Claus
    S-Such precise craftsmanship! How stunning.
[07:00] Claus
    I must repay you in some way.
[07:03] Claus
    Lady Mitsuha, what are your plans after this?
[07:07] Mitsuha
    Ah, yes, I planned on directly
    setting out for the royal capital.
[07:11] Claus
    That won't do! It'll soon grow dark!
[07:13] Claus
    I simply won't allow it!
[07:15] Mitsuha
    Y-Yes!
[07:17] Claus
    It just so happens that there's a carriage
    headed for the royal capital tomorrow morning.
[07:20] Claus
    Please take that instead.
[07:24] Claus
    Hmm?
[07:25] Mitsuha
    I'm ashamed to admit it,
[07:28] Mitsuha
    but with my meager travel allowance,
    I can't afford the carriage fee...
[07:32] Claus
    What? No money for a carriage?
[07:34] Claus
    Despite what seems like premium apparel?
[07:37] Claus
    After giving as thanks an item that would
    fetch dozens of gold if sold to a noble?
[07:43] Claus
    That's right... you said you were
    separated from your companions.
[07:47] Claus
    They must have taken care
    of the travel expenses.
[07:50] Mitsuha
    Yes...
[07:51] Claus
    Please, do stay the night here.
[07:54] Claus
    We can discuss your circumstances
    in greater detail later.
[07:57] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much.
[08:08] Claus
    Just who in the world is she?
[08:13] Mitsuha
    I've won!
[08:15] Mitsuha
    Starting today, my name is Mitsuha!
[08:18] Mitsuha
    Not Yamano Mitsuha, but Mitsuha von Yamano!
[08:21] Mitsuha
    Daughter of an esteemed family
    from a foreign nation!
[08:23] Mitsuha
    And hiding my noble birth, I'll live
    in this country as a commoner,
[08:29] Mitsuha
    playing the part of the brave girl Mitsuha!
[08:32] Mitsuha
    No, I'll become her!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[08:40] Stefan
    Lady Yamano, this way.
[08:43] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[08:51] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much
    for inviting me into your home.
[08:54] Claus
    Y-Yes, we bid you welcome.
[08:56] Claus
    Let me formally welcome you
    to the Bozes estate.
[09:01] Claus
    This is a family gathering.
[09:03] Claus
    Don't worry about manners or decorous
    language and enjoy yourself at ease.
[09:07] Mitsuha
    Understood.
[09:08] Claus
    Now, then. It's a little late,
    but allow me to introduce my family.
[09:12] Claus
    This is my wife, Iris.
[09:14] Claus
    And my eldest son.
[09:16] Alexis
    M-My name is Alexis! I'm 17 years old!
[09:19] Mitsuha
    What a shame. He's younger than me!
[09:22] Claus
    My second son, Theodore, 15.
[09:24] Claus
    And my youngest and only
    daughter, Beatrice, 13.
[09:28] Beatrice
    Feel free to ask me anything
    as you would an older sister.
[09:31] Mitsuha
    Older sister?! Do I really
    look younger than 13?
[09:37] Mitsuha
    W-Well... I guess it makes sense...
[09:45] Mitsuha
    In this world, even aristocratic
    meals taste this bad...
[10:00] Claus
    Ah, Lady Mitsuha.
[10:02] Mitsuha
    Y-Yes?!
[10:03] Claus
    No, I don't mean to bite your head off.
[10:06] Claus
    Please relax.
[10:08] Mitsuha
    Y-Yes...
[10:10] Claus
    Just who, exactly, are you?
[10:12] Claus
    I'd like an honest answer if it's possible.
[10:16] Mitsuha
    Here it is!
[10:21] Mitsuha
    The part about being
    from a different country is true.
[10:24] Mitsuha
    I gave you my family name earlier,
[10:27] Mitsuha
    but now that I've left my country, my rank
    or position in my homeland mean nothing.
[10:34] Mitsuha
    The reason I left my country...
[10:35] Mitsuha
    I suppose you could call it
    a succession dispute.
[10:38] Mitsuha
    It all began when my father
    passed away from an illness.
[10:42] Claus
    What of your mother or siblings?
[10:44] Mitsuha
    My mother had already
    passed away several years ago.
[10:47] Iris
    Oh, dear...
[10:48] Mitsuha
    The only ones left were my kind,
    wise younger brother and myself.
[10:52] Mitsuha
    I believe it's only natural
    that my brother be the successor,
[10:57] Mitsuha
    but there were those who insisted
    that I take power instead.
[11:01] Claus
    Once the daughter succeeds her father,
[11:04] Claus
    then impose one's own son upon her
    to usurp her family fortune...
[11:08] Claus
    An all-too-common tale.
[11:10] Claus
    So that's why you're on your current journey?
[11:12] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[11:13] Mitsuha
    I left a note, but I knew
    I'd be forcibly returned if I were found,
[11:17] Mitsuha
    so I hurried onto a boat
    and came to this country.
[11:19] Mitsuha
    All I've brought with me
    are a few personal effects...
[11:22] Mitsuha
    along with this necklace
    as a memento of my mother.
[11:27] Claus
    I see...
[11:29] Mitsuha
    And so, I've made up my mind!
[11:32] Mitsuha
    I'll earn a living in this country,
[11:34] Mitsuha
    and live an honest life on my own!
[11:37] Claus
    Truly splendid, Lady Mitsuha!
[11:39] Mitsuha
    Nailed it!
[11:41] Mitsuha
    If I sell this necklace, it should
    be enough to serve as a bankroll...
[11:46] Iris
    D-Did you say sell it?!
[11:48] Mitsuha
    Yes?!
[11:49] Iris
    Do you have any idea what that is?!
[11:52] Mitsuha
    Ah, yes.
[11:53] Mitsuha
    These are genuine pearls, so they
    should fetch a decent price.
[11:57] Mitsuha
    Are you saying these are imitations?
[12:00] Iris
    I don't believe it!
[12:01] Iris
    You see, pearls vary greatly in their value.
[12:05] Iris
    And that necklace!
[12:06] Iris
    They're in the largest category,
    and boast perfect shape and deep color!
[12:10] Iris
    And what's with all
    of those matching pearls?!
[12:14] Iris
    It's not just one or two!
[12:15] Iris
    You've got enough to make a whole necklace!
[12:18] Iris
    That should be impossible!
[12:21] Iris
    I simply cannot believe it!
[12:28] Mitsuha
    Er... if you'd like to have it, Lady Iris...
[12:32] Iris
    What?!
[12:34] Claus
    I-Iris. What would
    the market price for that be?
[12:38] Claus
    Eek!
[12:39] Iris
    Market price? There's no such thing!
[12:42] Iris
    It's a one-of-a-kind treasure
    that shouldn't exist in this world!
[12:45] Iris
    An item out of a dream whose owner
    is sure to leave one's mark in history!
[12:49] Iris
    Any king or person wealthy enough would
    do anything to get their hands on it!
[12:54] Claus
    So if you put it up for auction...
[12:56] Iris
    A senseless move!
[12:58] Iris
    It'd spark a chain of theft and murder,
[13:00] Iris
    and those involved would soon go missing!
[13:02] Mitsuha
    Yikes! That's worse than I thought!
[13:06] Mitsuha
    Looks like a cultured pearl necklace
    was going way overboard.
[13:09] Mitsuha
    I figured it'd be cheap on Earth
    and expensive here...
[13:15] Mitsuha
    But I should have picked something cheaper
    than the priciest ones at 1,300,000 yen,
[13:19] Mitsuha
    or maybe gemstones instead...
[13:23] Mitsuha
    But if word of this gets out by mistake,
    it'll cause a lot of headaches...
[13:27] Mitsuha
    That's why I wanted to have
    the count's family hold on to it,
[13:29] Mitsuha
    so it never hits the market.
[13:31] Mitsuha
    The plan was to have him provide future
    funds and support in exchange...
[13:38] Mitsuha
    Lady Iris, then couldn't we take
    the necklace apart to sell the pearls?
[13:42] Iris
    Take this priceless treasure apart?!
[13:45] Iris
    Are you picking a fight with the gods?!
[13:46] Mitsuha
    Yikes! What do you want me
    to do then, lady?!
[13:51] Mitsuha
    Whatever, the gloves are off!
[13:53] Mitsuha
    Then what should I do?
[13:55] Mitsuha
    What I need now is not a beautiful
    necklace that serves no use,
[14:01] Mitsuha
    but money so I can survive!
[14:04] Claus
    You do have a point there...
[14:07] Mitsuha
    So I'd like Lady Iris to take this after all!
[14:11] Claus
    S-Such a sum of money...
[14:14] Claus
    Hmm...
[14:15] Mitsuha
    All I need is enough money
    to start a shop in the royal capital.
[14:20] Mitsuha
    The rest I'll work hard to earn!
[14:22] Iris
    Mitsuha, you...
[14:24] Mitsuha
    Okay, time to use the ol' tearjerker classic!
[14:28] Mitsuha
    I'd like for you to have it, Lady Iris.
[14:32] Mitsuha
    You see...
[14:33] Mitsuha
    Something about you reminds me
    of my kind, late mother...
[14:40] Iris
    Mitsuha!
[14:41] Mitsuha
    Yes?
[14:42] Mitsuha
    This could work!
[14:48] Iris
    Thank you so much
    for thinking of me that way!
[14:51] Mitsuha
    Lady Iris...
[14:54] Mitsuha
    I ended up taking advantage
    of this nice family,
[14:57] Mitsuha
    but we both benefit from this arrangement...
[14:59] Mitsuha
    So it's fine, right?
[15:04] Claus
    Let us adjourn this conversation for now.
[15:07] Claus
    Now, why don't you all join in, as well?
[15:10] Alexis
    Yes!
[15:12] Alexis
    Oh, Mitsuha...
[15:13] Alexis
    Your beautiful black hair
    and mysterious obsidian eyes...
[15:18] Alexis
    Miraculous hues that the Goddess
    has blessed you alone with!
[15:22] Mitsuha
    Oh, in my country, almost everyone's
    hair and eyes are these colors.
[15:26] Alexis
    Eh...
[15:28] Theodore
    Mitsuha, that multipurpose knife is amazing!
[15:31] Theodore
    Do you have anything else?
[15:33] Mitsuha
    I have a regular folding knife, as well.
[15:38] Beatrice
    M-Mitsuha!
[15:40] Mitsuha
    Huh? Ah...
[15:42] Mitsuha
    Oh no! Not only did I
    unknowingly strike a sexy pose,
[15:45] Mitsuha
    but I brought a weapon
    to an aristocratic dinner table!
[15:47] Mitsuha
    They must be doubly taken aback!
[15:50] Mitsuha
    Are the knife arts not
    common in this country?
[15:53] Claus
    Knife arts?
[15:55] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[15:56] Mitsuha
    In my country, a proper lady
    is versed in the knife arts.
[15:59] Mitsuha
    All women carry a knife like this
    for protection at all times.
[16:04] Claus
    I-Is that right?
[16:05] Claus
    What a fascinating culture.
[16:07] Mitsuha
    Okay, they let it pass!
[16:11] Mitsuha
    It's got a sharp edge, so please be careful.
[16:14] Theodore
    Wow!
[16:15] Mitsuha
    You can have it if you'd like.
[16:18] Theodore
    What?!
[16:19] Mitsuha
    It's for protection, but I have another.
[16:21] Mitsuha
    How does one gold for it sound?
[16:24] Theodore
    I-I'll buy it!
[16:26] Mitsuha
    Going off the information
    I got during dinner,
[16:28] Mitsuha
    I figure 1 gold has about the same
    monetary value as 100,000 Japanese yen...
[16:33] Mitsuha
    It's less than 10 times what
    it cost, so it's a fair price!
[16:37] Alexis
    Mitsuha, is that it?
[16:39] Alexis
    Do you have anything else?
[16:40] Mitsuha
    I'm sorry.
[16:41] Mitsuha
    I left my luggage with my companions,
    so I don't really have much else on hand...
[16:47] Mitsuha
    A change of underwear's all I've got.
[16:49] Alexis
    I'll take it!
[16:50] Iris
    Alexis, you...
[16:52] Beatrice
    Brother Alex...
[16:54] Alexis
    Ah...
[16:58] Mitsuha
    That'll be five silver!
[17:00] Group
    You'll sell it?!
[17:01] Theodore
    One small gold coin...
[17:04] Group
    Eh?!
[17:07] Beatrice
    Mitsuha.
[17:08] Mitsuha
    Yes?
[17:09] Mitsuha
    Whoa!
[17:11] Mitsuha
    S-She's only 13?
    What a frightening child!
[17:16] Beatrice
    You're starting a shop in the capital?
[17:18] Beatrice
    What kind of shop?
[17:19] Mitsuha
    Huh? Well, you see...
[17:21] Mitsuha
    I was thinking of opening a general store.
[17:23] Beatrice
    A general store?
[17:24] Mitsuha
    Selling various small articles,
    cosmetics, accessories...
[17:27] Mitsuha
    As well as some practical items
    that women would want!
[17:32] Beatrice
    Wow, that sounds interesting!
[17:34] Mitsuha
    That reminds me...
[17:36] Mitsuha
    The food in this world is pretty bad.
[17:38] Tsuyoshi
    To live is to eat!
[17:41] Tsuyoshi
    In other words, the way to a man's
    heart is through his stomach!
[17:45] Mitsuha
    Yeah! That's right!
[17:47] Mitsuha
    Also, I was thinking of selling food!
[17:50] Claus
    Food, you say?
[17:53] Claus
    That might be harder than you think.
[17:55] Mitsuha
    What does that mean?
[17:57] Claus
    In recent years, though
    there's no clear cause,
[17:59] Claus
    the yield of wheat and crops
    has been decreasing.
[18:03] Mitsuha
    Isn't that either the impact of continuous
    cultivation or a lack of fertilizer?
[18:07] Claus
    Huh?
[18:08] Mitsuha
    Growing the same crops over
    and over depletes the soil.
[18:12] Mitsuha
    That's why you need to plant
    other crops and rotate the soil!
[18:16] Mitsuha
    That's what Onii-chan said!
SIGN    ° Home garden
[18:19] Tsuyoshi
    Taste my home-grown veggies!
[18:23] Claus
    I see...
[18:24] Mitsuha
    You can fertilize the soil
    with mulch or manure!
[18:28] Claus
    Uh-huh...
[18:30] Mitsuha
    Next, you develop a specialty product!
[18:34] Mitsuha
    Things you can only grow on Bozes land,
[18:36] Mitsuha
    as well as those of staggeringly
    higher quality than your competitors'!
[18:38] Mitsuha
    Establish your brand!
[18:40] Mitsuha
    Raising tax rates will lead
    to less total revenue!
[18:43] Mitsuha
    Also, inventions!
[18:44] Mitsuha
    A single invention
    and you could be raking it in!
[18:47] Mitsuha
    Let's think of an idea for an invention!
[18:50] Claus
    Oh, when I talk with you,
    it's so fun I simply lose track of time!
[18:55] Mitsuha
    No, that's really not true!
[18:59] Mitsuha
    Ah!
[19:01] Iris
    Oh, how careless of you.
[19:03] Claus
    How typical of Mitsuha!
[19:05] Mitsuha
    Oh, don't say that, Dad, Mom...
[19:09] Mitsuha
    Ah...
[19:11] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    Well? Isn't this a great idea?
[19:14] (Flashback) Dad
    When I talk with you, it's so fun
    I simply lose track of time!
[19:20] (Flashback) Mom
    Here, it's nice and cold.
[19:22] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    Ah, yeah, I'll have some!
[19:25] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, how careless of you.
[19:27] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
    Typical Mitsuha!
[19:31] Mitsuha
    Dad...
[19:34] Mitsuha
    Mom...
[19:36] Mitsuha
    Onii-chan...
[19:41] Mitsuha
    Why did I mix them up?
[19:44] Mitsuha
    I was having so much fun...
[19:47] Mitsuha
    I didn't cry then...
[19:50] Mitsuha
    I managed to hold it in back then...
[19:56] Claus
    Mitsuha.
[19:58] Iris
    Mitsuha...
[20:01] Claus
    It's fine. It's fine...
[20:03] Claus
    It's fine if you call me Father...
[20:06] Iris
    Think of me as your mother, as well.
[20:30] Mitsuha
    Thank you so much for everything,
    all of you of the Bozes family.
[20:35] Mitsuha
    Please forget about last night.
[20:38] Mitsuha
    Well, I gained the trust
    of the count and countess,
[20:42] Mitsuha
    so it all worked out in the end.
[20:44] Mitsuha
    I'm sure they'll be of help
    in the future, too.
[20:47] Iris
    Mitsuha, please do watch your health.
[20:50] Iris
    And be wary of strange men.
[20:52] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much, Lady Iris.
[20:56] Mitsuha
    I got plenty of practice with Lord Alexis.
[20:59] Alexis
    We'll visit the royal capital soon, when
    the season for social functions is upon us.
[21:03] Alexis
    So wait for us!
[21:04] Mitsuha
    Sure...
[21:05] Theodore
    Tell us more about your country next time!
[21:08] Beatrice
    I'll tell you all the best
    restaurants in the capital!
[21:11] Mitsuha
    Yes! I look forward to the day
    we meet again.
[21:16] Claus
    I have here a letter instructing that they
    prepare as much money as you need.
[21:20] Claus
    So rest assured.
[21:23] Mitsuha
    Understood.
[21:24] Mitsuha
    Thank you for going so far
    as to provide me with attendants.
[21:28] Mitsuha
    Though I really would have
    preferred to travel alone.
[21:31] Mitsuha
    Well, it's fine.
[21:33] Claus
    Then, please have yourself a safe journey.
[21:35] Mitsuha
    I will!
[21:40] Mitsuha
    To the royal capital!
[21:43] Mitsuha
    My chest is swelling with excitement
    at the new life that awaits me!
[21:47] Mitsuha
    Well...
[21:50] Mitsuha
    it still looks exactly the same.

E4 - General Store Mitsuha

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SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
[01:37] Mitsuha
    Royal capital, here I am!
[01:41] Mitsuha
    And so, I've finally made it
    to the capital, Onii-chan!
[01:43] Tsuyoshi
    You're opening a shop here?
[01:45] Mitsuha
    Yep! Straight to a realtor I go
    to secure a suitable property!
[01:48] Mitsuha
    The referral letter from
    Count Bozes really helped!
[01:50] Tsuyoshi
    I see. But don't you need furnishings?
[01:53] Mitsuha
    I hired a local craftsman
    to renovate the place.
[01:55] Mitsuha
    Oh, but there's a bunch of stuff
    I brought over from Earth via jumping.
[01:58] Tsuyoshi
    Makes sense.
[01:59] Tsuyoshi
    You've gotten one step closer to
    fulfilling your ambitions, sister of mine!
[02:04] Mitsuha
    Yes, for a happy retirement...
[02:07] Mitsuha
    Hello there.
    I've just moved in next door.
SIGN    Small Gift
[02:09] Sign
    General Store Mitsuha
[02:10] Mitsuha
    Here's a towel for you.
    Please use it if you'd like.
[02:13] Housewife
    Oh, you shouldn't have...
[02:16] Housewife
    It's so soft!
[02:17] Mitsuha
    We have more for sale!
[02:20] Mitsuha
    I'm going to save up 80,000 gold!
[02:23] Mitsuha
    Hello!
[02:24] Mitsuha
    Ah, here!
[02:25] Mitsuha
    Take one!
[02:25] Passerby 1
    What is this, paper?
[02:27] Passerby 2
    It's so thin and smooth!
[02:30] Mitsuha
    General Store Mitsuha's
    officially open for business!
[02:35] Sign
    General Store Mitsuha
[02:41] Mitsuha
    Mm-hmm, looking good!
[02:44] Mitsuha
    Mostly stocked from 100-yen shops!
[02:47] Mitsuha
    A rotating selection of somewhat
    luxury items and convenience goods.
[02:51] Mitsuha
    I chose things that you'd be sad to see
    go away, but aren't strict necessities.
[02:56] Mitsuha
    These are for myself.
[02:59] Mitsuha
    All righty, then!
[03:00] Mitsuha
    Now all that's left is to wait
    for some customers!
[03:13] Mitsuha
    Well, it's only the first day...
[03:15] Mitsuha
    This isn't like a supermarket
    grand opening sale! That's right!
[03:27] Mitsuha
    No, it's only the second day...
[03:34] Mitsuha
    Why? Why can't I get any customers?!
[03:38] Mitsuha
    Should I keep the shop open until later?
[03:41] Mitsuha
    But that means I have to
    work longer hours...
[03:45] Mitsuha
    What to do? What to do?!
[03:52] Mitsuha
    Finally!
[03:54] Mitsuha
    Welcome!
[03:56] Anke
    Ah, er... this shop just opened, right?
[03:59] Mitsuha
    Yes! We just started two days ago!
[04:02] Mitsuha
    Please take your time browsing!
[04:04] Mitsuha
    That was a close one...
[04:06] Mitsuha
    I'll just drive them away
    if I'm too aggressive.
[04:09] Mitsuha
    Let's wait and watch.
[04:10] Anke
    What's this?
[04:12] Mitsuha
    That's a fish scaler.
[04:13] Mitsuha
    You can easily remove fish scales with it,
    so it's very handy for cooking.
[04:18] Britta
    C-Cooking fish?!
[04:20] Karla
    Remove fish scales?
[04:21] Mitsuha
    Hmm? Is something weird?
[04:25] Mitsuha
    That's a high-brightness flashlight.
[04:28] Mitsuha
    A useful pole that extends and retracts.
[04:32] Mitsuha
    Superglue to stick things
    together in a flash!
[04:37] Mitsuha
    It didn't work! They don't seem
    like they'll buy anything!
[04:44] Anke
    Hair cleanse elixir?
[04:46] Mitsuha
    Yes!
[04:47] Mitsuha
    It's a magic elixir that cleans your hair
    and hydrates damaged hair!
[04:52] Mitsuha
    Soap does exist in this world,
    and it's used to wash hair.
[04:58] Mitsuha
    But it's expensive, runs out quickly,
    and isn't cost-effective or high-quality.
[05:02] Mitsuha
    In contrast, this two-in-one shampoo...
[05:06] Mitsuha
    can be used dozens of times with one bottle!
[05:08] Mitsuha
    A bargain item that keeps your hair
    beautifully glossy and smooth!
[05:13] Britta
    Did you say dozens of times?!
[05:15] Anke
    Glossy...
[05:16] Karla
    Smooth...
[05:17] Mitsuha
    Yes! I'd stake this store's reputation on it!
[05:20] Anke
    Eight silver...
[05:22] Anke
    Hmm, that's asking a bit too much...
[05:24] Britta
    No way!
[05:25] Karla
    Yep...
[05:28] Mitsuha
    I mean, I know eight silver is no small
    amount for a commoner to spend,
[05:33] Mitsuha
    but you'd know if you tried it! If only...
[05:36] Mitsuha
    Please wait!
[05:37] Mitsuha
    Would one of you like to try
    a complimentary sample?
[05:40] Anke
    Huh? For free?
[05:42] Karla
    Hmm, but I'm pretty hungry now.
[05:45] Britta
    We agreed to go and get
    some good food today!
[05:49] Anke
    Yeah!
[05:49] Mitsuha
    Ah! I'd finally gotten customers!
[05:51] Mitsuha
    My very first customers!
[05:54] Mitsuha
    It might be the end for me if I let them go!
[05:58] Mitsuha
    They mustn't leave! They mustn't leave!
[06:00] Mitsuha
    They mustn't...
[06:01] Mitsuha
    I-I know!
[06:02] Mitsuha
    I'll get you some good food! So please!
[06:05] Britta
    Huh? I thought this was a general store.
[06:08] Mitsuha
    It's a special promotion
    for our grand opening!
[06:10] Mitsuha
    For free! On the house!
[06:12] Mitsuha
    I can guarantee its taste!
[06:14] Mitsuha
    It'll be better than any
    restaurant in the city!
[06:17] Mitsuha
    So please try a sample!
[06:25] Anke
    Sure. We'll leave it to you, then.
[06:28] Mitsuha
    Thank you so much...
[06:33] Anke
    Wh-What's this?!
[06:34] Anke
    A thin jet of... hot water is coming out!
[06:37] Karla
    A magic wand from which
    hot water springs forth...
[06:40] Britta
    Hey, are you all right, Anke?!
[06:45] Anke
    Yeah. It feels pretty good!
[06:50] Mitsuha
    Okay, now get a good taste of this!
[06:53] Mitsuha
    The power of magic hair cleanse elixir,
    that is, two-in-one shampoo!
[07:01] Mitsuha
    Huh?
[07:07] Mitsuha
    It... it's not lathering up at all!
[07:14] Mitsuha
    There we go!
[07:18] Mitsuha
    I'm sorry. Usually you only need one pump,
    but I ended up using three.
[07:23] Mitsuha
    It seems there was
    an awful lot of dirt there...
[07:25] Anke
    Am I... dirty?
[07:27] Mitsuha
    Ah, I'm so sorry!
[07:29] Mitsuha
    I treated a customer like she was filthy...
[07:32] Mitsuha
    As an apology, I'll add
    on a sample of body wash...
[07:34] Mitsuha
    I mean, body cleanse elixir!
[07:37] Anke
    Wow! This feels really good, as well!
[07:40] Group
    It smells nice...
[07:42] Mitsuha
    Costs just eight silver!
[07:44] Anke
    What's this? It's so warm!
[07:47] Karla
    A magic mallet that creates hot wind...
[07:50] Anke
    Wow! This is so amazing!
[07:54] Britta
    H-Her hair really is glossy and smooth!
[07:56] Karla
    That magic elixir really is magic!
[07:59] Anke
    I want the hair cleanse elixir for sure...
[08:01] Anke
    But I want the body cleanse elixir, as well!
[08:03] Britta&Karla
    Me, too!
[08:04] Anke
    They're eight silver each...
    So 16 silver for both?
[08:07] Anke
    But I only have 12 silver on me...
[08:09] Karla
    I have nine silver...
[08:10] Britta
    I've got 10 silver.
[08:12] Mitsuha
    Then why don't you each contribute eight silver,
[08:14] Mitsuha
    purchase one bottle each of hair
    cleanse and body cleanse elixir,
[08:18] Mitsuha
    and share them among the three of you?
[08:21] Anke
    Huh? Isn't that eight silver too many?
[08:26] Mitsuha
    All of these are eight silver apiece!
[08:30] Mitsuha
    It looks great on you.
[08:32] Britta
    I'll take it!
[08:34] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much for your purchase!
[08:38] Mitsuha
    Shall we eat now, then?
[08:46] Anke
    Wh-What's that?
[08:48] Britta
    There's a fire without any firewood...
SIGN    Cooking
    for Witches
[08:51] Karla
    Magic elixirs, magic wands,
    mallets, and a magic oven...
[08:55] Karla
    A witch?
[08:56] Britta
    Hey! Don't say weird things like that!
[08:59] Mitsuha
    Thanks for waiting!
[09:01] Mitsuha
    First up is minestrone... Ah, some soup.
[09:04] Anke
    Huh? Y-You just started cooking!
[09:08] Britta
    Is this fully cooked?
[09:10] Mitsuha
    Of course!
[09:19] Anke
    D-Delicious!
[09:21] Karla
    It's got a strong flavor with depth to it!
[09:24] Britta
    Frankly, it's way better
    than the meals back at the manor!
[09:28] Group
    Mm-hmm!
[09:31] Group
    What's in this?
[09:32] Mitsuha
    Okay, they liked it!
SIGN    Delicious, full of veggies
    Minestrone
    A robust soup slowly simmered with care
     1 portion (150g)
[09:36] Mitsuha
    Okay, next up is buri daikon.
[09:39] Mitsuha
    Also in a retort pouch.
[09:41] Mitsuha
    Flavor absorbed into every bite!
[09:43] Mitsuha
    This is a dish made using fish.
[09:45] Group
    What?!
[09:45] Anke
    F-Fish?
[09:47] Anke
    Hmm? What's wrong with fish?
[09:50] Britta
    N-No, it's nothing!
[09:52] Britta
    Really, it's nothing!
[09:55] Mitsuha
    Huh? What's with their reaction to fish?
[09:59] Mitsuha
    Is it taboo or something? Did I screw up?
[10:03] Mitsuha
    No, they're eating it just fine.
[10:06] Mitsuha
    Well, whatever.
[10:08] Mitsuha
    Let's keep going! Next!
[10:10] Mitsuha
    This is a risotto made with grains.
[10:14] Karla
    Am I just imagining things, or...
[10:16] Karla
    are all of these dishes
    coming from the same pot?
[10:21] Britta
    Ah, don't say that!
[10:22] Britta
    I was trying to ignore it!
[10:24] Karla
    I-I'm sure it's fine... probably!
SIGN    Buri
    Daikon
[10:30] Mitsuha
    This is roast beef.
[10:31] Karla
    What in the world?!
[10:34] Mitsuha
    This is beef simmered in soy sauce.
[10:36] Britta
    I-I don't believe it!
[10:38] Mitsuha
    This is beef stew.
[10:40] Anke
    Sho good... It's all so good!
[10:43] Mitsuha
    And ice cream for your dessert.
[10:46] Group
    I've never had anything like this!
[10:49] Mitsuha
    And finally, some amazake as a warm drink.
[10:55] Mitsuha
    Did you enjoy your meal?
[10:57] Anke
    Y-Yeah!
[10:58] Anke
    All of it was something new
    I'd never tried before, and...
[11:03] Karla
    That pot—
[11:04] Britta
    All of it was delicious!
[11:05] Britta
    Thank you so much!
[11:08] Mitsuha
    It worked out...
[11:12] Mitsuha
    If you'd like, please accept this as
    a souvenir to share with your colleagues.
[11:16] Mitsuha
    Oh, make sure to take
    the wrapper off before you eat them.
[11:19] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much!
[11:28] Mitsuha
    I did it!
[11:29] Mitsuha
    My first sale to my first customers!
[11:32] Mitsuha
    I splurged quite a bit,
    but still plenty of profit!
[11:36] Mitsuha
    If those three spread the word,
    I might see a rush of new customers!
[11:41] Mitsuha
    Ah, but then things might get too hectic!
[11:43] Mitsuha
    I won't have time for bathroom breaks!
[11:46] Mitsuha
    What will I do?
[11:52] Anke
    What should we do?
[12:02] Britta
    We should do as she said,
    and share them with our colleagues!
[12:06] Anke
    Eh, then...
[12:08] Britta
    I-In all the stories, things never end well
    when you don't do as you're told!
[12:12] Britta
    We'll give them to the head chef, Marcel!
[12:18] Group
    Marcel!
[12:19] Karla
    Here.
[12:22] Marcel
    What's this? Some kind of food?
[12:25] Karla
    A witc—stranger gave them
    to us as a souvenir.
[12:29] Britta
    She said to take the wrapper off
    before you eat one!
[12:32] Marcel
    What?
[12:39] Marcel
    It's got a vaguely sweet, rich aroma...
[12:48] Britta
    M-Marcel?! Are you ok—
[12:50] Marcel
    Delicious!
[12:52] Matthias
    Satisfyingly crunchy!
[12:54] Marcel
    A toasty flavor!
[12:55] Marcel
    Indescribably sweet!
[12:57] Marcel
    And its depth!
[12:59] Marcel
    What the heck is this?!
[13:01] Marcel
    Hey! Just where'd you get your hands on...
[13:02] Amalia
    You there.
[13:04] Amalia
    What's all the commotion?
[13:06] Marcel
    M-My lady.
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[13:19] Amalia
    And so she gave you these.
[13:21] Anke
    Y-Yes...
[13:23] Amalia
    What do you make of this, my dear?
[13:25] Matthias
    Hmm. A witch, you say...
[13:27] Anke
    I'm sure she's a friendly witch!
[13:32] Amalia
    A magic elixir...
[13:35] Amalia
    Let me use some of this.
[13:37] Anke
    Huh?
[13:38] Amalia
    If it's money, I can pay a measly 16 silver!
[13:42] Amalia
    I'll return it to you
    after I've tried it once.
[13:45] Anke
    Please, help yourself.
[13:47] Amalia
    Very well.
[13:49] Amalia
    Furthermore, Britta...
[13:50] Amalia
    that brooch of yours...
[13:52] Britta
    Ah, yes.
[13:53] Britta
    We also bought this for eight silver.
[13:56] Amalia
    What?!
[13:57] Amalia
    How could such a splendid
    brooch cost just eight silver?!
[14:00] Britta
    You see, these aren't real
    gemstones as you might think,
[14:04] Britta
    and in fact happen to be man-made...
[14:06] Amalia
    You're saying these are imitations?!
[14:08] Karla
    Making them with magic
    requires zero investment...
[14:10] Marcel
    That aside, is it true you were
    served a dish made using fish?
[14:15] Marcel
    Not dried, smoked, or salted?
[14:18] Britta
    Yes.
[14:19] Britta
    As a child, I tried fish once
    at a seaside village.
[14:23] Britta
    There's no mistaking it.
[14:25] Anke
    All the other dishes
    were just so scrumptious, as well!
[14:28] Matthias
    Quite frankly, it sounds preposterous.
[14:31] Matthias
    It's 10 days by wagon from a seaside
    fishing village to the royal capital.
[14:35] Matthias
    A stagecoach would still take seven days.
[14:37] Matthias
    Even a bespoke carriage running nonstop
    day and night, swapping horses and drivers,
[14:42] Matthias
    would still take three days.
[14:44] Matthias
    Besides, if you transported them that way,
[14:46] Matthias
    a single fish would fetch
    more than a small gold coin.
[14:49] Matthias
    And that's still only possible in the
    winter, making use of snow and ice.
[14:55] Matthias
    It's simply impossible at this time of year.
[14:57] Marcel
    It wouldn't work even if you stewed
    the fish and reheated it periodically.
[15:02] Marcel
    Not only would it take too much time,
[15:03] Marcel
    it'd be unfit to be served
    after simmering for so long.
[15:07] Matthias
    It seems no amount of pondering
    will lead us to a solution.
[15:11] Marcel
    However, my lord, if we can get our hands
    on novel ingredients or cooking methods...
[15:17] Matthias
    Yes. Perhaps she might be of assistance.
[15:20] Matthias
    Look into it, Marcel.
[15:22] Marcel
    Yes. Please leave it to me.
[15:28] Mitsuha
    Welcome!
[15:30] Mitsuha
    Please feel free to take a basket.
[15:32] Marcel
    Hm? Sure...
[15:35] Mitsuha
    Okay! I've just opened,
    and already a customer!
[15:38] Mitsuha
    Things are starting to look up!
[15:42] Mitsuha
    He's looking at the fish scaler, as well.
[15:44] Mitsuha
    Is there something there after all?
[15:46] Marcel
    This is...
[15:48] Mitsuha
    Oh! He's taken notice of the knife!
[15:51] Mitsuha
    I put that there to say,
[15:52] Mitsuha
    "This shop has high-end
    products in stock, too!
[15:54] Mitsuha
    Behold the technical prowess on display!"
[15:58] Mitsuha
    Wait, you're buying it?!
[16:01] Mitsuha
    What a shocker.
    Guess its quality shines through.
[16:06] Mitsuha
    Thank you for your purchase!
[16:08] Mitsuha
    Mostly cooking related, huh?
[16:10] Mitsuha
    I bet this person's a chef.
[16:13] Marcel
    Excuse me, but could you confirm
    the price before I buy these?
[16:16] Mitsuha
    Yes, of course!
[16:18] Marcel
    That "fish scaler", was it?
[16:21] Marcel
    Why are you selling something like that?
[16:23] Mitsuha
    Huh? It's just a handy item.
[16:25] Mitsuha
    I thought I could sell them to housewives
    who are good at cooking fish...
[16:30] Marcel
    Come now!
[16:31] Marcel
    There's no way you can get your hands on
    fresh fish that need scaling in this town!
[16:36] Marcel
    Do you know just how far
    we are from the sea?!
[16:38] Mitsuha
    Ah!
[16:40] Mitsuha
    That's right! No wonder
    everyone reacted that way!
[16:43] Mitsuha
    Oh, no! I stocked the wrong item!
[16:46] Marcel
    Also, if you could tell me how to use these.
[16:49] Mitsuha
    Oh, sure.
[16:51] Mitsuha
    This is a peeler.
[16:52] Mitsuha
    Even a complete novice can use this
[16:54] Mitsuha
    to perfectly peel vegetables
    at veteran speeds.
[16:57] Mitsuha
    An underhanded tool
    to undermine expert chefs.
[17:00] Marcel
    Wha?!
[17:01] Mitsuha
    This is an hourglass.
[17:03] Mitsuha
    The sand falls below and always
    runs out in the same span of time.
[17:07] Mitsuha
    It's a handy tool for precisely
    measuring boiling times and the like.
[17:11] Mitsuha
    This is a can opener.
[17:12] Mitsuha
    You use it to open cans that preserve
    foods as-is for years on end...
[17:17] Mitsuha
    Are you all right?
[17:18] Marcel
    Y-Yes...
[17:20] Marcel
    Then please tell me one more thing.
[17:22] Marcel
    Why is this so expensive?
[17:25] Mitsuha
    Hmph!
[17:26] Mitsuha
    That's because this is no mere plaything,
    made by pouring iron into a mold!
[17:32] Mitsuha
    Forged from carefully chosen steel,
    the finest of all materials,
[17:35] Mitsuha
    by an artisan who's devoted
    decades to crafting knives!
[17:38] Mitsuha
    Created by a veritable ogre of steel,
    it's practical, yet also a work of art!
[17:43] Mitsuha
    A supreme blade!
[17:45] Marcel
    A-An ogre of steel?!
[17:47] Mitsuha
    Take a closer look.
[17:48] Mitsuha
    Folded over and over at high temperatures,
[17:50] Mitsuha
    hard steel and soft steel hammered
    together with forge welding!
[17:53] Mitsuha
    With both a sharp edge and strong durability,
[17:57] Mitsuha
    a miraculous work of the gods!
[17:59] Mitsuha
    To be honest, even if I sell this,
    I make zero profit.
[18:03] Marcel
    No profit? Then, why?!
[18:07] Mitsuha
    Seeing that the finest products
    are delivered from artisan to chef...
[18:12] Mitsuha
    that is a merchant's calling.
[18:15] Mitsuha
    Any cheaper, and artisans
    can't make a living...
[18:18] Mitsuha
    Any pricier, and chefs can't afford them...
[18:21] Mitsuha
    In that case, I don't see a problem
    with incurring a slight expense myself.
[18:27] Marcel
    I...
[18:28] Marcel
    I'll take it!
[18:29] Mitsuha
    You're too kind!
[18:36] Marcel
    By the way, missy, if I could
    have a word with the manager...
[18:40] Mitsuha
    Ah, sure thing.
[18:42] Mitsuha
    Please feel free to ask anything.
[18:43] Marcel
    Huh?
[18:45] Mitsuha
    I bought this store, renovated it,
    and stock its goods.
[18:49] Mitsuha
    In other words, I'm the owner and manager.
[18:52] Marcel
    Eh?
[18:56] Marcel
    Then, let me ask you.
[18:58] Marcel
    Is it possible to buy
    fresh fish at this store?
[19:03] Mitsuha
    So that's his real business with me?
[19:05] Mitsuha
    Where'd you hear that?
[19:06] Marcel
    From Anke and the others.
[19:09] Mitsuha
    Who's that?
[19:10] Marcel
    I believe there were three
    girls who visited yesterday.
[19:14] Mitsuha
    Ah!
[19:15] Mitsuha
    Those three really did
    spread the word! Thank you!
[19:19] Mitsuha
    They were our first customers,
    so I really overdid it with the freebies.
[19:24] Mitsuha
    I'm really in the red now!
[19:27] Mitsuha
    So why fish?
[19:28] Mitsuha
    From what you said, it seems the people
    in this town don't eat fish very often.
[19:37] Marcel
    My name is Marcel.
[19:38] Marcel
    I serve as the chef for
    the house of Viscount Reiner.
[19:40] Marcel
    The previous head chef fell ill,
    so I was suddenly asked to take over.
[19:47] Marcel
    For some time, I managed
    to smoothly run the kitchen...
[19:51] Mitsuha
    Was there some sort of problem?
[19:53] Marcel
    Yes.
[19:55] Marcel
    It concerns the catering
    for Miss Adelaide's debutante ball.
[20:00] Mitsuha
    Debutante ball?
[20:02] Marcel
    Aristocratic women make their debut
    into society when they turn 15.
[20:07] Marcel
    It's a party to celebrate this coming of age
    and serve as an unveiling.
[20:11] Marcel
    You could even say a debutante ball
[20:15] Marcel
    decides one's place
    and future in high society.
[20:19] Marcel
    Fumble it, and you'll be met with snide
    remarks and talking behind your back.
[20:24] Marcel
    Which is why noble houses spare no expense
    in matters such as the catering and dress.
[20:29] Marcel
    What would amount to
    a fortune for a commoner...
[20:31] Marcel
    ends up being spent for a single night.
[20:34] Mitsuha
    Whoa!
[20:36] Marcel
    Viscount Reiner's family is new
    aristocracy in its second generation,
[20:40] Marcel
    and they're not regarded highly
    by other nobles as is...
[20:44] Marcel
    We cannot allow failure
    or incompetence at the debutante ball!
[20:49] Marcel
    Yet I lack confidence.
[20:52] Marcel
    I have little experience
    with parties at such a scale.
[20:56] Marcel
    And up against chefs serving major
    noble houses and the royal palace...
[21:02] Marcel
    I fear I'll embarrass my lord
    and his daughter.
[21:08] Marcel
    Ashamed as I am, it scares me so.
[21:12] Mitsuha
    So you wanted to astound everyone
    with a dish made with fish?
[21:20] Mitsuha
    Hmm...
[21:22] Mitsuha
    Should I just sell him
    some fish and call it quits?
[21:27] Mitsuha
    I'd make money and help him out,
    which is a win all around...
[21:32] Mitsuha
    But what is this feeling I'm getting?
[21:36] Mitsuha
    This sounds like a fun project!
[21:39] Mitsuha
    In fact, we happen to run a broad service
    for dealing with such problems.
[21:45] Mitsuha
    From relationship advice
    to land administration,
[21:48] Mitsuha
    General Store Mitsuha
    is available for consultation!
[21:51] Mitsuha
    Fees subject to negotiation!

E5 - Producing a Socialite!

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SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Producing a Socialite!
[01:35] Mitsuha
    Welcome!
[01:40] Marcel
    I brought my sous-chef with me, as well.
[01:42] Mitsuha
    Thank you all for coming.
[01:45] Mitsuha
    I'm the owner of General Store
    Mitsuha, Mitsuha Yamano.
[01:51] Mitsuha
    No introductions from our guests.
[01:53] Mitsuha
    Tonight is nothing but an informal dinner.
[01:57] Mitsuha
    On the face of it, Marcel's just brought
    his friends to a familiar eatery.
[02:01] Mitsuha
    Please, come in.
[02:04] Mitsuha
    We can talk business once we've
    moved on to the next phase.
[02:10] Mitsuha
    The debutante ball for Miss Adelaide,
    daughter of Viscount Reiner.
[02:16] Mitsuha
    Whether or not I can take
    on such a huge endeavor...
[02:20] Mitsuha
    all depends on how this tasting goes!
[02:24] Mitsuha
    Today, you'll be sampling
    a variety of dishes.
[02:28] Mitsuha
    It'll just be all sorts of cuisine.
[02:29] Mitsuha
    Will that be all right?
[02:33] Mitsuha
    Okay, let's begin!
[02:36] Mitsuha
    First up is a consommé.
[02:38] Mitsuha
    The masterwork of a chef from
    a famous French restaurant!
SIGN    Consommé
[02:42] Sign
    Meatballs
[02:42] Mitsuha
    Ah, I warmed it up.
[03:00] Mitsuha
    There's more on the way,
    so please try them at your leisure.
[03:23] Matthias
    These aren't dishes
    from this country, are they?
[03:26] Mitsuha
    No, they're from my home
    country and its neighbors.
[03:30] Matthias
    And the chef?
[03:32] Mitsuha
    A compatriot of mine.
[03:34] Mitsuha
    After firmly swearing that
    I wouldn't ask for more than samples,
[03:38] Mitsuha
    I was able to twist their arm just this once.
[03:39] Marcel
    S-So how can we learn to make these dishes?!
[03:43] Mitsuha
    I can procure the recipes.
[03:45] Mitsuha
    With lots of practice,
    you can achieve these flavors.
[03:48] Mitsuha
    Please commit to memory
    the taste of these finished dishes!
[03:51] Group
    What?!
[03:52] Matthias
    What of the ingredients?
[03:54] Matthias
    The fish especially.
[03:55] Matthias
    Will you share how you managed
    to transport them?
[03:58] Mitsuha
    I'll take care of all that.
[04:01] Mitsuha
    That's what General Store Mitsuha's here for,
[04:03] Mitsuha
    as part of our ask-anything consultation center!
[04:08] Mitsuha
    This wouldn't fall under product sales,
[04:10] Mitsuha
    but rather services rendered for
    a solution to your consultation matter.
[04:15] Mitsuha
    With necessary expenses being
    a separate charge, of course!
[04:22] Matthias
    Miss Mitsuha.
[04:23] Matthias
    I'd love to contract your services!
[04:26] Matthias
    Your contractual obligations will be
    providing ingredients and cuisine instruction.
[04:30] Matthias
    I'd like to ask that of you.
[04:33] Mitsuha
    I refuse!
[04:34] Matthias
    What?!
[04:35] Mitsuha
    Ah, I don't mind accepting the cooking part.
[04:39] Mitsuha
    But that alone wouldn't be very interesting.
[04:43] Matthias
    What do you mean?
[04:44] Mitsuha
    Could you entrust the dress,
[04:46] Mitsuha
    performance direction,
    and everything else to me?
[04:49] Amalia
    Exactly what are you planning?
[04:51] Mitsuha
    I have an idea for a production
    to let your daughter reach greater heights.
[04:57] Matthias
    Could you explain this so-called
    production beforehand?
[05:00] Mitsuha
    Of course.
[05:01] Mitsuha
    We'll hold a rehearsal as well,
    so you can review it then.
[05:06] Matthias
    I understand.
    We'll leave it all to you, Miss Mitsuha.
[05:10] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much.
[05:12] Marcel
    Miss Mitsuha!
[05:13] Marcel
    Can I take today's meal back home with me?!
[05:16] Marcel
    I'll work hard to get even
    a little closer to this flavor!
[05:19] Marcel
    So I can have absolute confidence as a chef!
[05:23] Mitsuha
    Yes! Be sure to eat it before it spoils.
[05:30] Matthias
    Now then, we'll be
    taking our leave for today.
[05:33] Mitsuha
    Thank you for your business!
[05:35] Mitsuha
    Eep!
[05:37] Mitsuha
    I-Is something the matter?
[05:39] Amalia
    Sell me some of that hair
    and body cleanse elixir, as well!
[05:43] Mitsuha
    Ah, the shampoo and body wash?
[05:45] Mitsuha
    Actually...
[05:46] Mitsuha
    We have a deluxe version
    for nobles in stock, as well!
[05:49] Amalia
    I'll be taking those, then.
[05:53] Mitsuha
    I jacked up the price.
[05:55] Mitsuha
    Thank you for your business!
[05:58] Mitsuha
    All right, everything's going as planned.
[06:08] Mitsuha
    Time to begin preparations!
[06:10] Marcel
    It'd be unthinkable to not have
    enough food at a party for aristocrats.
[06:16] Marcel
    I think we should prepare double the amount
    that would suffice for a normal party.
[06:21] Mitsuha
    I see...
SIGN    Delicious Recipes
SIGN    The book you need for picture-perfect cooking!!
[06:22] Mitsuha
    So we need to choose dishes
    that are delicious and make an impact,
[06:24] Mitsuha
    all while being easy
    to prepare in large quantities.
[06:31] Mitsuha
    I'm actually pretty good
    at cooking, you know.
[06:35] Marcel
    Coach!
[06:37] Marcel
    About the heat strength here...
[06:42] Marcel
    How is it, Coach?
[06:44] Sous-chef
    Coach, please take a look here, as well.
[06:46] Chef 1
    Coach, over here!
[06:48] Chef 2
    Coach, how about this?
[06:50] Chef 3
    Coach! Coach!
[06:50] Group
    Coach!
[06:52] Mitsuha
    Coach, huh? It's got a nice ring to it...
[06:55] Mitsuha
    Okay!
[06:57] Mitsuha
    Cooking is mastered
    through experience, Marcel!
[07:00] Mitsuha
    Overcome these trials
    and become a true chef!
[07:03] Marcel
    Yes, Coach!
[07:14] Sous-chef
    My lady!
[07:15] Mitsuha
    Ah, is it time already?
[07:18] Mitsuha
    All right, good luck
    with the rest of your practice.
[07:20] Sous-chef
    Yes.
[07:27] Mitsuha
    Your bodyguards will have to wait out here.
[07:30] Mitsuha
    I'll be taking measurements
    to make the dress, so no men allowed!
[07:36] Mitsuha
    Please watch your step.
[07:39] Mitsuha
    Come now, this way.
[07:42] Mitsuha
    But first, please excuse me.
[07:45] Adelaide
    Ah! Wh-What are you doing?!
[07:46] Mitsuha
    It's a magic spell.
[07:49] Mitsuha
    Right this way, my lady.
[07:51] Mitsuha
    And now to jump worlds!
SIGN    Maiden Couture
[07:56] Mitsuha
    Welcome to Earth!
[08:03] Mitsuha
    One moment, please.
[08:06] Mitsuha
    Hello there!
[08:08] Shop Manager
    Yes, yes, yes!
[08:11] Shop Manager
    A drop-dead beauty, in the house!
[08:13] Mitsuha
    We're short on time,
    so if you could get to measuring.
[08:16] Mitsuha
    Ah, do try not to show her any disrespect.
[08:19] Shop Manager
    I-I'll be good!
[08:21] Shop Manager
    She's a fine lady from some
    foreign upper-crust family, right?
[08:25] Shop Manager
    Come now.
[08:26] Shop Manager
    This way, my lady.
[08:28] Mitsuha
    You'll be fine.
    Her skills are the real deal.
[08:32] Shop Manager
    Oh, my! Well now,
    what do we have here?
[08:36] Mitsuha
    H-Hey, will she really be okay?
[08:38] Shop Manager
    I can't get enough!
[08:39] Shop Manager
    Ah! My imagination's running wild!
[08:44] Shop Manager
    How about this?
[08:45] Shop Manager
    Well? Well?
[08:46] Shop Manager
    And this?
[08:48] Shop Manager
    Or this approach!
[08:50] Mitsuha
    Oh, now there's a curveball!
[08:51] Mitsuha
    Then, I'll let you handle
    the necessary props, as well!
[08:54] Shop Manager
    You got it!
[08:55] Shop Manager
    What an honor to deal with
    a request like this!
[08:58] Shop Manager
    What utter bliss!
[09:00] Shop Manager
    Ah...
[09:02] Shop Manager
    I'll go get some tea. Hold on a minute.
[09:06] Mitsuha
    Ah, she really is good at her job.
[09:09] Mitsuha
    So don't worry, Adelaide.
[09:13] Adelaide
    Of course.
[09:17] Adelaide
    Father, Mother, Marcel...
[09:19] Adelaide
    They're all worried on my behalf
    and doing what they can.
[09:23] Adelaide
    I won't allow this to end in failure.
[09:27] Adelaide
    I'll save my gratitude
    until after it's all over.
[09:31] Mitsuha
    Now she's a feisty one!
[09:37] Mitsuha
    Yep... I can't let this be a failure.
[09:41] Mitsuha
    For Adelaide's sake!
[09:57] Mitsuha
    Time to try it.
[10:03] Mitsuha
    Yeah, this is great!
[10:05] Mitsuha
    My constant training day
    after day really paid off!
[10:09] Marcel
    Thank you so much, Coach!
[10:17] Mitsuha
    Oh, I almost forgot...
[10:19] Mitsuha
    The shop's been closed this whole time.
[10:22] Mitsuha
    Well, whatever.
[10:24] Mitsuha
    I'm sure I wouldn't get any customers
    outside of the Reiner household.
[10:29] Mitsuha
    I'll make my name with this job.
[10:32] Mitsuha
    Yeah!
[10:39] Mitsuha
    And so, it's finally here!
[10:41] Mitsuha
    The day of her coming-out party!
[10:44] Lady Turk
    There's not a lot being served here.
[10:46] Baron Turk
    Hmph.
[10:47] Baron Turk
    House Reiner is nothing
    more than new aristocracy.
[10:50] Baron Turk
    I'm sure this was the best they could do.
[10:53] Matthias
    Everyone.
[10:56] Matthias
    I'm very glad to see you here.
[10:59] Matthias
    You have my utmost gratitude
    for being here today.
[11:03] Matthias
    I hope you will join me in celebrating
    my daughter Adelaide's coming-of-age.
[11:09] Matthias
    Without further ado...
[11:15] Party Guest 1
    Ah! A fire?
[11:16] Party Guest 2
    No, that's not it.
[11:17] Party Guest 3
    Oh, it's just the entertainment.
[11:22] Mitsuha
    Ah, ah... Ladies and gentlemen.
[11:25] Baron Turk
    Wh-Where's that voice coming from?
[11:27] Mitsuha
    Thank you for joining us
[11:29] Mitsuha
    for the unveiling of the pride of the
    Reiner family, the flower fairy Adelaide!
[11:35] Mitsuha
    Now behold her in all her beauty!
[11:39] Mitsuha
    Okay! It begins here!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[11:48] Mitsuha
    Miss Adelaide's debut!
[11:55] Group
    Oh!
[12:04] Mitsuha
    Do you think you can catch me?
[12:08] Guest A
    What beauty and charm!
[12:11] Guest B
    She really is like a fairy!
[12:13] Guest C
    Hey, check out that dress!
[12:15] Guest C
    Delicate yet striking...
[12:16] Guest C
    An innovative dress
    unlike anything I've seen!
[12:19] Mitsuha
    All right! This part's a success!
[12:22] Guest A
    How strange, though.
[12:24] Guest A
    I could have sworn I saw
    a field of flowers before me.
[12:27] Guest B
    I saw a fairy, as well!
[12:29] Guest B
    What was that? An apparition?
[12:32] Mitsuha
    The flower field and fairies
    are being projected onto the wall.
[12:36] Mitsuha
    The smoke I made by splashing
    hot water onto a load of dry ice.
[12:41] Mitsuha
    Modern technology's really helping me out!
[12:43] Mitsuha
    Although having her memorize lines proved
    difficult, so I'm dubbing over everything.
[12:50] Mitsuha
    Okay, time for the maid army
    to show off their special training!
[12:53] Mitsuha
    Adelaide's quick costume change!
[12:56] Mitsuha
    And a click here, as well!
[13:00] Baron Turk
    Just how are they doing this?
[13:03] Mitsuha
    A group of bandits awaiting the lord's
    absence to ransack the populace.
[13:08] Mitsuha
    Only a small number of troops remained...
[13:14] Guest C
    How different from a moment ago,
    so gallant and handsome!
[13:19] Mitsuha
    My lady, the thieves are approaching.
[13:22] Mitsuha
    Please escape!
[13:24] Mitsuha
    It is my duty to protect
    the people in my father's stead.
[13:29] Baron Turk
    I see. They're putting
    on this sort of show now.
[13:32] Mitsuha
    There are some battles you
    just can't back down from.
[13:37] Mitsuha
    I'll lose something precious
    if I run away here.
[13:40] Mitsuha
    A battle with my pride at stake!
[13:44] Mitsuha
    I will not retreat!
[13:47] Mitsuha
    Face my wrath!
[13:56] Mitsuha
    Okay!
[13:57] Mitsuha
    The divine sword I bought in Akihabara
    for 18,000 yen is looking good!
[14:01] Mitsuha
    Okay, the final costume change!
[14:08] Mitsuha
    She needs to go off and mingle,
    so this one's a normal dress.
[14:12] Mitsuha
    But it's the manager's pièce de résistance.
[14:15] Adelaide
    As of today, I'm no longer a fairy.
[14:17] Adelaide
    From here on out,
    I'll do my best in high society!
[14:20] Adelaide
    Everyone, please treat me kindly!
[14:29] Mitsuha
    It's over! You did well, Adelaide!
[14:33] Mitsuha
    Now for...
[14:35] Mitsuha
    Well then, please relax
    and enjoy some conversation.
[14:40] Mitsuha
    In addition, while we've prepared
    a traditional meal for each table,
[14:44] Mitsuha
    separately, at the back
    of the banquet hall...
[14:48] Mitsuha
    We've assembled a variety
    of rare foods from distant nations.
[14:52] Mitsuha
    We'd love for any who are interested
    to sample these offerings.
[14:56] Guest B
    I see, so that's why the meals
    at our table were so meager.
[15:01] Baron Turk
    Foreign cuisine wouldn't be
    to everyone's taste.
[15:04] Baron Turk
    They've really thought this through.
[15:09] Baron Turk
    What?!
[15:09] Noble 1
    Is this fish I see?!
[15:11] Noble 2
    It's not dried fish, either!
[15:13] Baron Turk
    And is this raw fish I spy?!
[15:15] Noble 4
    I-Is this safe to eat?
[15:17] Noble 2
    Wouldn't it go bad?
[15:19] Baron Turk
    No, this fish is clearly as fresh as can be!
[15:23] Baron Turk
    I'll have Viscount Reiner's house
    owe me a debt of gratitude here!
[15:36] Baron Turk
    I-It's delicious!
[15:42] Guest 5
    M-My word...
[15:43] Guest 6
    How delightful!
[15:44] Guest 7
    Oh, it's simply scrumptious!
[15:46] Guest 8
    This is great, as well.
[15:48] Mitsuha
    All right, looking good!
[15:50] Mitsuha
    When things go this well,
    I can't help but worry we'll hit a snag—
[15:54] Mitsuha
    Eek!
[15:56] Iris
    Just what are you doing?
[16:01] Iris
    Just what are you doing
    in a place like this, Mitsuha?
[16:06] Mitsuha
    Lady Iris!
[16:07] Mitsuha
    That's right!
[16:08] Mitsuha
    This party means that now
    is the season for social functions!
[16:13] Mitsuha
    Shoot! It completely slipped my mind!
[16:18] Group
    Mitsuha?!
[16:21] Mitsuha
    It's been so long,
    Count Bozes, Sir Theodore.
[16:24] Iris
    So?
[16:25] Iris
    How come you refused to live in our manor,
    and yet you're in a place like this?
[16:29] Mitsuha
    Wow, those eyes are scary!
[16:31] Iris
    I visited your shop countless times!
[16:33] Iris
    But it's always been closed and empty!
[16:35] Iris
    Do you know how worried I was?!
[16:37] Iris
    And to think you'd be idling
    away in a place like this!
[16:39] Mitsuha
    Viscount Reiner's standing sure
    is evident by how she refers to his manor.
[16:44] Mitsuha
    No, I'm here on store business.
[16:47] Mitsuha
    I'm not in their debt or living here!
[16:52] Mitsuha
    H-Huh? That reminds me, where's Lord Alexis?
[16:56] Theodore
    My brother's there, look.
[16:59] Alexis
    I was captivated by your
    sight earlier, my lady.
[17:02] Alexis
    I thought you a fairy or a goddess!
[17:04] Theodore
    I swear, he's like that with everyone.
[17:07] Mitsuha
    That's the eldest son for you.
[17:09] Mitsuha
    He knows just what to do
    at a time like this.
[17:11] Theodore
    Huh?
[17:12] Mitsuha
    Today is Miss Adelaide's coming-of-age.
[17:15] Mitsuha
    No man in his right mind would ignore
    the star of the night to talk with other girls.
[17:19] Mitsuha
    Right?
[17:20] Mitsuha
    Personal feelings aside, it's proper
    etiquette to speak with her.
[17:25] Theodore
    I-I'll be right back!
[17:31] Iris
    In any case!
[17:32] Iris
    Please come visit us as soon as you can!
[17:34] Mitsuha
    I understand.
[17:36] Mitsuha
    Eek!
[17:37] Mitsuha
    Who is it now?
[17:39] Sous-chef
    C-Coach, it's awful.
[17:41] Sous-chef
    The food... the food...
[17:44] Sous-chef
    There's not enough food!
[17:46] Mitsuha
    Wh-What?!
[17:48] Mitsuha
    But we prepared plenty!
[17:50] Mitsuha
    Both you and Marcel gave your approval
    and said we'd have more than enough!
[17:53] Mitsuha
    What's going on?!
[17:55] Sous-chef
    We'd surely have leftovers
    in normal circumstances.
[17:57] Sous-chef
    But for whatever reason, no one is leaving!
[17:57] Chatter 1
    Ah, that really was a fine play they put on.
[18:01] Chatter 2
    There might still be more
    entertainment in store!
[18:04] Mitsuha
    Oh, no! We went overboard.
[18:07] Baron Turk
    This foreign cuisine is truly delightful!
[18:10] Guest
    I never dreamed I'd get to
    try such rare foods.
[18:15] Mitsuha
    Not preparing enough food
    for guests is an act of disgrace!
[18:19] Mitsuha
    They'll be branded as penniless nobles,
    unable to provide any better food!
[18:24] Mitsuha
    A massive blunder
    that mustn't become a reality!
[18:28] Mitsuha
    And what's more,
    this is Adelaide's debut party.
[18:31] Mitsuha
    If that happens, Adelaide's future will...
[18:36] Mitsuha
    Count, Lady Iris!
    I'm sorry, but I must take my leave!
[18:42] Mitsuha
    In any case, this is an emergency!
[18:50] Chef 1
    We're out of yellowtail fillets.
[18:52] Chef 2
    This is the last of the sushi fish.
[18:56] Mitsuha
    I've gotta do something! Anything!
[18:59] Mitsuha
    Those potatoes haven't been prepped at all,
    which means they're surplus ingredients!
[19:04] Mitsuha
    Is the oil hot?
[19:06] Marcel
    Yeah...
[19:08] Mitsuha
    Snap out of it!
[19:09] Mitsuha
    Peel these potatoes,
    slice them, and fry them in oil!
[19:13] Mitsuha
    You remember the dish we rejected, right?
[19:15] Mitsuha
    We're gonna make that!
[19:17] Mitsuha
    It's the perfect dish to make
    quickly in large batches!
[19:20] Mitsuha
    You remember how to make
    them, don't you, Marcel?
[19:23] Marcel
    Y-Yeah...
[19:24] Mitsuha
    What are you wasting time for?!
[19:26] Mitsuha
    Didn't you swear you wouldn't
    embarrass your lord and his daughter?!
[19:31] Mitsuha
    There's nothing scarier
    than breaking that vow, is there?!
[19:37] Mitsuha
    We'll quickly put something together
    with what we've got here!
[19:39] Mitsuha
    Rummage through the entire storehouse!
[19:41] Mitsuha
    Hurry!
[19:43] Mitsuha
    Think of what we could make from those!
[19:45] Mitsuha
    Something that can be made easily
    and quickly in large quantities!
[19:48] Mitsuha
    Aristocrats don't know anything
    about commoner food!
[19:50] Mitsuha
    We can just say it's exotic cuisine!
[19:53] Mitsuha
    I'll buy us some time,
    so get ready in the meantime!
[19:56] Mitsuha
    I'd prepared these for after the party
    to celebrate with the household...
[20:01] Sign
    Lamonde
[20:01] Mitsuha
    But I'll use these!
SIGN    White Yollita
[20:04] Mitsuha
    Change of plans!
[20:05] Mitsuha
    Bring out all the desserts, right away!
[20:07] Sous-chef
    Yes!
[20:10] Mitsuha
    Apologies for interrupting
    everyone's conversation.
[20:14] Mitsuha
    We're about to begin
    the second course of exotic foods,
[20:17] Mitsuha
    with accompaniments for alcohol,
    as well as desserts.
[20:23] Mitsuha
    And most of those desserts
    are the ones I've brought with me!
[20:26] Mitsuha
    Feast upon the ultimate weapon!
[20:28] Mitsuha
    Face the power of my country's
    confectionery industry!
[20:33] Baron Turk
    This is also tasty!
[20:36] Iris
    Mmm, it's great!
[20:39] Mitsuha
    These are an exotic dish
    known as French fries.
[20:46] Noble A
    Goodness me!
[20:47] Noble A
    The entertainment
    and food were both splendid!
[20:50] Noble B
    Not to mention how lovely Miss Adelaide was.
[20:53] Noble B
    Maybe I should put some pressure on my son.
[20:55] Baron Turk
    And I can't imagine the wealth and
    influence you'd need to pull all this off!
[21:02] Noble
    It seems that Viscount Reiner's house
    can't be dismissed as new aristocracy.
[21:20] Mitsuha
    I did it!
[21:21] Mitsuha
    My first job for the consultation
    center's a big success!
[21:25] Guest
    You mean our daughter's debutante
    ball will have to fare against this?!
[21:31] Mitsuha
    Our success ended up causing distress
    for noble houses with adolescent daughters.
[21:36] Mitsuha
    Also, the food tonight
    ended up becoming a sensation,
[21:39] Mitsuha
    and would eventually end up
    becoming known as "Yamano cuisine"...
[21:44] Mitsuha
    But that's a story for another day.

E6 - Beatrice the Charmer

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SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
[01:30] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    Miss Adelaide's debut!
[01:38] (Flashback) Group
    Oh!
[01:46] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    Do you think you can catch me?
[01:50] (Flashback) Guest A
    What beauty and charm!
[01:53] (Flashback) Guest B
    She really is like a fairy!
[01:55] Mitsuha
    Modern technology's really helping me out!
[02:02] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    I will not retreat!
[02:05] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    Face my wrath!
SIGN    Beatrice the Charmer
[02:33] Mitsuha
    Adelaide's debutante ball
    went off without a hitch!
[02:36] Mitsuha
    General Store Mitsuha's open
    for business again!
SIGN    Enjoy Softer Skin
    Moisturizing Soap
SIGN    Small Gift
[02:38] Sign
    General Store
    Mitsuha
[02:38] Housewife
    Oh! Are you okay giving away
    something so luxurious?
[02:41] Mitsuha
    Thank you for always being so kind to me.
[02:44] Housewife
    I'm glad you seem to be doing well.
[02:47] Housewife
    The shop's been closed
    for a while, hasn't it?
[02:49] Housewife
    I was worried something might have happened.
[02:52] Mitsuha
    I'm so sorry for making you worry.
[02:56] Mitsuha
    Japanese city folk have
    never treated me so kindly!
[02:58] Mitsuha
    Ah, how heartwarming!
[03:03] Mitsuha
    Thank you for your purchase!
[03:06] Mitsuha
    Looking good, with a steady rise
    in both customers and sales!
[03:09] Mitsuha
    All right!
[03:10] Mitsuha
    I earned 260 gold from
    Adelaide's debutante ball...
[03:14] Mitsuha
    The equivalent of 26,000,000 yen
    in this world's monetary value!
[03:18] Mitsuha
    That's a hefty profit!
[03:20] Mitsuha
    I made sure to take photos
    and recordings, as well!
[03:23] Mitsuha
    I'll print a number of stills and sell them
    off to the viscount at a steep price!
[03:27] Tsuyoshi
    Echigoya, you are a wicked one indeed.
[03:31] Mitsuha
    I daresay not as wicked as you, magistrate!
[03:35] Mitsuha
    Ah, yes!
[03:37] Mitsuha
    Welcome...
[03:38] Turk Chef
    Give me some fish.
[03:40] Mitsuha
    Pardon?
[03:41] Turk Chef
    Hurry up and give me some fish!
[03:46] Mitsuha
    Um, this is actually a general store.
[03:48] Mitsuha
    If you want some fish, you'd have
    better luck at the fishmonger—
[03:52] Turk Chef
    Enough with the charade!
[03:53] Turk Chef
    I'm already fully aware
    that you sell fish here!
[03:56] Turk Chef
    Make haste with the fish, or else
    you'll get what's coming to you!
[03:58] Mitsuha
    Huh? What would that be, exactly?
[04:00] Turk Chef
    How dare you?!
[04:01] Turk Chef
    Do you think you can escape
    the wrath of Baron Turk unscathed?!
[04:04] Mitsuha
    What? You're a baron?
[04:08] Turk Chef
    O-Of course not!
[04:10] Turk Chef
    I'm the head chef for Baron Turk's house!
[04:13] Mitsuha
    I can tell from your attire
    that you're no aristocrat.
[04:16] Mitsuha
    So what business does the head
    chef of a baron have with us?
[04:20] Turk Chef
    Lately, the master says
    my cooking's not good,
[04:24] Turk Chef
    and that he'd rather eat
    some other cuisine instead.
[04:27] Turk Chef
    Upon inquiry, he raved about
    the exotic fish he tried at a recent party,
[04:32] Turk Chef
    and how delicious it was!
[04:33] Mitsuha
    Oh! The food really had a resounding effect!
[04:38] Turk Chef
    With good ingredients, I could
    make dishes that are just as good!
[04:42] Turk Chef
    If only I had the ingredients!
[04:45] Mitsuha
    Well... we didn't actually
    sell them the fish.
[04:50] Mitsuha
    In the process of coordinating
    the entire party as per agreement,
[04:52] Mitsuha
    we supplied it as a necessary component
    in fulfilling our contractual obligation.
[04:56] Mitsuha
    That is to say, we're not
    in the business of selling fish.
[04:59] Turk Chef
    You're trying to trick me by
    spouting your nonsense excuses!
[05:02] Turk Chef
    If you don't shut up and do as I say...
[05:06] Iris
    Quite the commotion, I see.
[05:10] Iris
    Just what is going on here?
[05:13] Mitsuha
    Oh! Lady Iris makes her grand entrance!
[05:15] Turk Chef
    A-A noblewoman?!
[05:19] Iris
    Mitsuha! Why haven't you visited?!
[05:22] Mitsuha
    Shoot, it completely slipped my mind.
[05:25] Mitsuha
    Ah, well, er... I've just been so busy...
[05:29] Iris
    With this fellow?
[05:31] Iris
    Who is he? A customer of yours?
[05:34] Mitsuha
    No, he's not a customer. Not at all.
[05:37] Mitsuha
    You see...
[05:38] Mitsuha
    He said he'd hurt me
    if I didn't do as he says,
[05:42] Mitsuha
    so I was just at a loss
    as to what I should do...
[05:44] Turk Chef
    What?!
[05:46] Turk Chef
    What... are you saying?!
[05:49] Claus
    What business do you have with my daughter?
[05:53] Turk Chef
    No, I'm just a customer...
[05:55] Mitsuha
    He said he's with Baron Turk's house.
[05:57] Mitsuha
    Saying he'd hurt me
    if I didn't do as he says...
[06:00] Turk Chef
    I'm terribly sorry!
[06:03] Claus
    I'll lodge a complaint
    with the baron afterwards.
[06:05] Mitsuha
    Thank you so much, Count! Lady Iris!
[06:10] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[06:12] Iris
    Let us be off, then, Mitsuha.
[06:14] Mitsuha
    Oh, no!
[06:17] Mitsuha
    General Store Mitsuha
    was forced to close for the day.
[06:39] Mitsuha
    And that's how Colette discovered
    the law of universal gravitation...
[06:43] Mitsuha
    As if!
[06:48] Beatrice
    Mitsuha!
[06:49] Beatrice
    Oh, it's Mitsuha!
[06:53] Mitsuha
    Huh?
[06:53] Mitsuha
    Is it me or is she acting
    a little overly familiar?
[06:56] Mitsuha
    Well, that's just a sign of her affection.
[07:00] Mitsuha
    Okay!
[07:02] Mitsuha
    Long time no see, Beatrice!
[07:04] Beatrice
    Mitsuha, what have you
    been up to all this time?
[07:07] Theodore
    Mitsuha organized the
    debutante ball for Miss Adelaide,
[07:10] Theodore
    Viscount Reiner's daughter.
[07:14] Theodore
    The dishes and sweets from Mitsuha's country
    were all like nothing I'd seen before,
[07:18] Theodore
    but they were all so delicious!
[07:21] Alexis
    The short performance written by Mitsuha
    was quite entertaining, as well.
[07:24] Beatrice
    How could you be so cruel?!
[07:26] Beatrice
    Why was I the only one
    not invited to such a fun party?!
[07:30] Alexis
    You know you're not a debutante yet...
[07:33] Theodore
    You'll have to wait another two years.
[07:37] Beatrice
    Delicious food!
[07:38] Beatrice
    Sweets!
[07:39] Beatrice
    Entertaining performances!
[07:41] Beatrice
    Delicious food! Sweets!
[07:44] Alexis/Theodore
    I forgot! I must be off!
[07:46] Mitsuha
    They ran away...
[07:47] Beatrice
    Hey, Mitsuha...
[07:49] Beatrice
    What about my debutante ball?
[07:51] Beatrice
    Will you take charge and organize it?!
[07:54] Mitsuha
    O-Of course!
[07:55] Mitsuha
    If that's what you want, I'd love to!
[07:58] Beatrice
    Really?
[08:00] Mitsuha
    Really!
[08:02] Beatrice
    Really and truly?
[08:03] Mitsuha
    Really and truly!
[08:07] Beatrice
    It's a promise, Mitsuha!
[08:10] Mitsuha
    Phew, looks like I'm safe for now...
[08:13] Iris
    Well then, let us have dinner first.
[08:17] Iris
    We can have a nice, long chat afterwards.
[08:20] Iris
    Miss Mitsuha.
[08:32] Claus
    I'd never have imagined you would
    direct Miss Adelaide's debutante ball.
[08:38] Iris
    I was really taken by surprise
    when I spotted you there.
[08:42] Mitsuha
    I was so busy, I didn't get a chance
    to get in touch with you all.
[08:46] Mitsuha
    I'm so sorry.
[08:48] Claus
    No, it's nothing to apologize for.
[08:51] Claus
    I must say though, the way you organized
    that party was just spectacular.
[08:56] Mitsuha
    It's an honor to hear that from you.
[08:58] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much!
[09:00] Claus
    So, where did that cuisine come from?
[09:03] Claus
    Those moving pictures, as well.
[09:04] Iris
    And how did you get those peculiar
    articles you sell in the shop?
[09:08] Mitsuha
    Ah, well...
[09:11] Mitsuha
    Figures!
[09:13] Mitsuha
    All right then, what's my excuse this time?
[09:23] Mitsuha
    Ah!
[09:24] Mitsuha
    All of those...
[09:25] Mitsuha
    are from my friends back home,
[09:28] Mitsuha
    worried I was down on my luck
    in a foreign country,
[09:30] Mitsuha
    who sent me all those items
    behind the authorities' back.
[09:34] Claus
    I see, your friends back home.
[09:37] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[09:38] Mitsuha
    I went through all the food at the party,
[09:41] Mitsuha
    but they sent me too many everyday items,
    so I'm selling what's left over.
[09:45] Iris
    All of that? How did they bring all of it?
[09:48] Mitsuha
    It seems my friends dispatched small,
    high-speed ferries, one after another,
[09:54] Mitsuha
    and they secretly dock at night
    to transport everything.
[09:57] Mitsuha
    I'm struggling here!
[09:59] Mitsuha
    I hope I'm not contradicting
    what I said earlier.
[10:05] Mitsuha
    Well... I'm feigning a little bit here.
[10:08] Mitsuha
    I'm hoping they can be so kind
    as to ignore any inconsistencies!
[10:13] Iris
    Well, no need to worry
    ourselves with details.
[10:16] Iris
    We all know how Mitsuha is.
[10:18] Claus
    You're right. It is Mitsuha.
[10:20] Mitsuha
    Wait, what do you mean by that?!
[10:22] Iris
    What? Would you prefer we dig deeper?
[10:25] Mitsuha
    No, it's nothing. I'm sorry.
[10:29] Alexis
    No, this is no trifling matter.
[10:32] Alexis
    Mitsuha, your enigmatic nature
    enhances your beauty.
[10:36] Alexis
    More so than Miss Adelaide,
    the debutante taking center stage,
[10:41] Alexis
    Mitsuha, you were the one
    I found enchanting that night.
[10:44] Alexis
    My lady.
[10:45] Mitsuha
    Back then, you were aggressively
    making a move on Adelaide...
[10:51] Alexis
    Oh... what an icy glare, Mitsuha!
[10:54] Alexis
    But that's what I love about you!
[10:56] Mitsuha
    This guy's got a screw loose...
[11:01] Claus
    Leaving that aside, Mitsuha...
[11:03] Mitsuha
    Er... it's getting quite late,
    so I should get going...
[11:08] Claus
    The night is still young.
[11:09] Claus
    I have much to ask you,
[11:12] Claus
    in regards to man-made humanoid
    golems, for example.
[11:14] Mitsuha
    Huh?
[11:15] Mitsuha
    What the heck are those?!
[11:17] Claus
    Don't you remember our rousing discussion
    when you stayed the night at the manor?
[11:21] Mitsuha
    What?! Did we really discuss that?
[11:23] Mitsuha
    I'm sorry, I don't remember that at all.
[11:25] Claus
    I-I see.
[11:27] Claus
    What about our talk of salt production?
[11:29] Mitsuha
    That I remember all too clearly!
[11:31] Mitsuha
    Your territory overlooks the sea, right?
[11:33] Mitsuha
    In that case, for salt production,
[11:35] Mitsuha
    you can use banked, channeled,
    or sloping salt terraces!
[11:39] Mitsuha
    First, you need to consider your
    land's coastline and population...
[11:40] Mitsuha
    As it turns out, I ended up staying
    the night at the count's manor.
[11:51] Mitsuha
    Ah, I'm so tired!
[11:54] Mitsuha
    We ended up talking for so long!
[11:58] Mitsuha
    They really are so nice
    and fun to be with, though.
[12:02] Mitsuha
    Everyone in the count's family, that is.
[12:06] Mitsuha
    Yes?
[12:13] Mitsuha
    Beatrice?
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[12:28] Mitsuha
    What could it be so late at night?
[12:31] Mitsuha
    Are things not going well with her parents?
[12:34] Mitsuha
    I can't imagine that
    happening in this family...
[12:37] Mitsuha
    Relationship talk, then?!
[12:39] Mitsuha
    Or could it be...
[12:40] Mitsuha
    that she's in love with me, as well?!
[12:44] Beatrice
    Mitsuha?
[12:46] Mitsuha
    Y-Yeah, what is it?
[12:48] Beatrice
    About what we talked about earlier...
[12:51] Mitsuha
    Huh? Earlier? What was it again?
[12:55] Beatrice
    What? You don't remember?!
[12:58] Beatrice
    You said you'd take care
    of my debutante ball, as well!
[13:01] Mitsuha
    O-Of course I remember that!
[13:03] Mitsuha
    I haven't forgotten!
[13:07] Beatrice
    Really, truly, and surely?
[13:09] Mitsuha
    Really, truly, and surely!
[13:11] Beatrice
    You'll make it an amazing, unbeatable event?
[13:14] Mitsuha
    N-Naturally! All for you, Beatrice!
[13:17] Beatrice
    I'm so glad!
[13:19] Beatrice
    So what'll it be like?
[13:21] Mitsuha
    Hmm, let me think...
[13:24] Mitsuha
    For example...
[13:28] Mitsuha
    At night, you'll ride in a carriage
    decked out with decorations...
[13:32] Beatrice
    Yeah, yeah!
[13:34] Mitsuha
    And take part in an animal parade!
[13:37] Beatrice
    Animals?
SIGN    Buttered Potatoes
SIGN    Corn Dogs
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Buttered Potat
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Buttered Potatoes
[13:41] Mitsuha
    We'll serve food from exotic food stalls.
[13:43] Mitsuha
    How about takoya—
[13:44] Mitsuha
    Grilled octopus in wheat flour...
[13:46] Mitsuha
    and cotton-like candy confections?
[13:49] Beatrice
    Octopus? Cotton?
[13:52] Beatrice
    Sounds hard to eat...
[13:54] Mitsuha
    And we can shoot off a whole
    bunch of real pretty fireworks!
[13:57] Beatrice
    Fireworks? What are those?
[13:59] Mitsuha
    Ah, you see...
[14:01] Mitsuha
    You launch fireballs to fill the sky
    with flower-like patterns.
[14:05] Mitsuha
    It's magic native to my country.
[14:08] Beatrice
    That sounds amazing!
[14:11] Beatrice
    Is that really possible?!
[14:15] Beatrice
    Mitsuha! Promise me!
[14:17] Beatrice
    You absolutely must have those!
[14:19] Mitsuha
    Y...Yeah.
[14:22] Mitsuha
    Here's hoping she forgets
    in the next two years!
[14:26] Beatrice
    That's one less thing to worry about!
[14:30] Mitsuha
    I realized it when I worked with Adelaide,
[14:32] Mitsuha
    but a debutante ball sure
    is a big deal, huh?
[14:35] Beatrice
    Well, of course it is!
[14:37] Beatrice
    For us daughters of noblemen,
    it's the biggest event of our lives!
[14:41] Mitsuha
    In your life...
    But it's only at the age of 15!
[14:45] Beatrice
    What are you saying, Mitsuha?
[14:47] Beatrice
    Girls get engaged when they're 10 years old,
[14:50] Beatrice
    and become adults and get married at 15!
[14:53] Beatrice
    It's only natural!
[14:54] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[14:55] Mitsuha
    So does that mean you're already...
[14:58] Beatrice
    Nope, still no engagement offers for me.
[15:02] Beatrice
    But you're fighting for your life at 13!
[15:05] Beatrice
    That reminds me!
[15:06] Beatrice
    I have a friend, Sestalia,
    who has a lovely fiancé,
[15:10] Beatrice
    and yet she's sleeping
    with Eilish, as well...
[15:12] Beatrice
    Also, also...
[15:13] Mitsuha
    Do aristocratic girls all mature this early?!
[15:16] Mitsuha
    Say it ain't so!
[15:18] Beatrice
    So what about you, Mitsuha?
[15:20] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[15:21] Beatrice
    Dating boys, I mean.
[15:24] Mitsuha
    Well...
[15:26] Mitsuha
    I-I was popular with
    the boys back in my country, too!
SIGN    I Shall Survive
    Using Potions!
[15:30] Mitsuha
    I knew a lot about their hobbies,
    so they invited me to play,
[15:35] Mitsuha
    and asked me to tell them
    interesting stories.
[15:37] Mitsuha
    Well, I wasn't very athletic,
    so when they needed to fill teams...
[15:41] Mitsuha
    Or that... and you know...
[15:44] Beatrice
    That doesn't count as being popular!
[15:47] Mitsuha
    I figured as much!
[15:48] Mitsuha
    F-For now, let's change the topic.
[15:51] Mitsuha
    A-Anyway, about your—
[15:53] Beatrice
    Well? That's not what I meant!
[15:56] Beatrice
    You've never actually dated a boy?
[15:59] Mitsuha
    Sh-She won't let me change the topic!
[16:03] Beatrice
    Well? How about it, Mitsuha?
[16:05] Beatrice
    I won't tell anyone, so be honest with me.
[16:09] Mitsuha
    G-Guess I haven't.
[16:12] Beatrice
    So what would be your type
    if you were going to date someone?
[16:17] Mitsuha
    My ideal type, huh?
[16:20] Mitsuha
    That's surprisingly hard to pin down...
[16:23] Beatrice
    Anything's fine!
[16:24] Beatrice
    His looks, his personality,
    his social status...
[16:28] Beatrice
    Er... Or his fortune?
[16:32] Mitsuha
    Hold it right there!
[16:33] Mitsuha
    Beatrice, what was that just now?
[16:36] Beatrice
    Huh? I-I'm not looking at anything! I swear!
[16:39] Mitsuha
    That's a lie!
[16:42] Mitsuha
    Who was it that asked you?
[16:50] Mitsuha
    So? What's going on?
[16:53] Beatrice
    Well...
[16:57] Mitsuha
    I guess we can forget about
    that debutante ball, then.
[17:00] Beatrice
    I-I'm sorry!
[17:02] Beatrice
    I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
[17:05] Beatrice
    That was from Brother Alex...
[17:08] Mitsuha
    Mm-hmm.
[17:10] Beatrice
    And this is from Brother Theo...
[17:12] Mitsuha
    Him, too?
[17:14] Beatrice
    And this one... is from Father.
[17:17] Mitsuha
    What?!
[17:19] Mitsuha
    The count, as well?
[17:20] Beatrice
    The three of them said if I could
    find out the answer to these questions,
[17:24] Beatrice
    they'd pay me one gold.
[17:26] Mitsuha
    I see now...
[17:27] Beatrice
    Mitsuha, that's why...
[17:30] Mitsuha
    I understand.
[17:31] Mitsuha
    Then one gold for me, as well.
[17:33] Beatrice
    Eh?
[17:34] Mitsuha
    You've got your reputation, as well, right?
[17:37] Mitsuha
    So one gold as my fee.
[17:40] Mitsuha
    I'll cooperate for that.
[17:42] Beatrice
    Mitsuha!
[17:43] Mitsuha
    However, don't say I answered
    your questions directly.
[17:47] Mitsuha
    Tell them you worked
    those answers out of me.
[17:50] Beatrice
    Okay, got it!
[17:52] Mitsuha
    I can use this to mislead
    the count and the boys.
[17:57] Mitsuha
    You don't stand a chance in hell
    against me in an information war!
[18:01] Beatrice
    To be completely honest,
[18:03] Beatrice
    I tried so hard to come up with ways
    to get some real answers out of you.
[18:07] Beatrice
    So thank goodness.
[18:09] Beatrice
    Thanks, Mitsuha!
[18:10] Mitsuha
    Huh? Wait.
[18:11] Mitsuha
    So since the moment I opened the door,
[18:14] Mitsuha
    you were putting on an act the whole time
    to get information from me?
[18:20] Beatrice
    Yes... well...
[18:23] Mitsuha
    Beatrice...
[18:25] Mitsuha
    What a terrifying girl, breasts and all!
[18:35] Mitsuha
    The next day...
[18:37] Mitsuha
    With this weather,
    I can't expect any customers...
[18:42] Mitsuha
    The people in this world stay inside
    when it looks like rain.
[18:46] Mitsuha
    I haven't seen a single person
    use an umbrella...
[18:51] Mitsuha
    What if I sell umbrellas, then?!
[18:54] Mitsuha
    Welcome...
[18:59] Mitsuha
    He's clearly not your average customer.
[19:02] Mitsuha
    Is he on the run from someone?
[19:05] Mitsuha
    Firearm, check!
[19:06] Mitsuha
    Knife, check!
[19:11] Mitsuha
    That outfit... could it be?!
[19:15] Grit
    I know you've taken refuge in this shop.
[19:18] Grit
    Iaps, killer of your master!
[19:21] Iaps
    Quiet!
[19:24] Grit
    You've got a bounty on your head.
[19:26] Grit
    Come quietly with me!
[19:28] Iaps
    I won't be taken in so easily!
[19:30] Iaps
    I'm taking this brat hostage!
[19:33] Mitsuha
    Who're you calling a brat?!
[19:35] Mitsuha
    Balse!
[19:38] Iaps
    My eyes! My eyes!
[19:43] Mitsuha
    Hey, give me my knife back!
[19:46] Mitsuha
    No one gets away
    with stealing
my merchandise!
[19:54] Mitsuha
    Stop!
[19:56] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[19:57] Grit
    It's dangerous.
[19:58] Mitsuha
    But he's going to get away!
[20:00] Grit
    No need to worry.
[20:06] Ilse
    You're not getting past this point.
[20:17] Sepp
    There's nowhere left to run.
[20:19] Iaps
    Not yet!
[20:22] Iaps
    And now a swordsman!
[20:24] Iaps
    But at this distance,
    a knife is the faster weapon!
[20:27] Sven
    I see no need to draw my sword against you.
[20:31] Iaps
    D-Don't mess with me!
[20:38] Mitsuha
    Whoa!
[20:42] Sven
    The conditions are we take you alive.
[20:44] Sven
    You're coming quietly with us.
[20:46] Iaps
    G-Goddamn it!
[20:55] Mitsuha
    These four are the ones
    I've been waiting for!
[20:58] Mitsuha
    A beautiful, gallant swordswoman!
[21:01] Mitsuha
    A baby-faced spearman!
[21:04] Mitsuha
    A veteran warrior wielding a greatsword!
[21:06] Mitsuha
    An archer girl!
[21:08] Mitsuha
    That can only mean...
[21:10] Mitsuha
    Finally! Now this is a fantasy staple!
[21:13] Mitsuha
    The very image of adventurers!
[21:15] Sven
    Adventurers? What are you talking about?
[21:18] Grit
    We're mercenaries who take
    on jobs from our guild.
[21:22] Mitsuha
    A mercenary guild!
[21:24] Mitsuha
    Also an RPG classic!
[21:29] Mitsuha
    If you're in a guild, does that mean
    you take on missions from anyone?
[21:32] Sven
    Y-Yeah...
[21:34] Sven
    As long as it abides by the law
    and guild regulations, at least.
[21:37] Sven
    Of course, it doesn't come cheap...
[21:40] Mitsuha
    And can I also ask for specific mercenaries?
[21:44] Sven
    That goes without saying.
[21:45] Mitsuha
    Then can you take on a mission for me?
[21:50] Group
    Eh?
[21:51] Group
    Eh?!

E7 - The Adventure of Mitsuha

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SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    The Adventure of Mitsuha
[01:52] Grit
    So cute...
[01:54] Mitsuha
    She may be a mercenary,
    but she's still got a girlish side to her...
[02:01] Sven
    Sorry for making you wait.
[02:08] Grit
    That sure took you a while.
[02:11] Grit
    You just went to hand him over
    and collect the bounty, didn't you?
[02:13] Sven
    It seems there's been an uptick lately
    of shady fellows here in the royal capital.
[02:18] Sepp
    Which is why they make a fuss about
    background checks and the like.
[02:23] Sven
    If you're going to live here alone,
    you should be careful, little lady.
[02:28] Mitsuha
    Thank you for the warning.
[02:31] Mitsuha
    I'm well-prepared, though.
[02:37] Mitsuha
    Please, have some tea while it's still hot.
[02:39] Grit
    What a strange-looking tea...
    And this smell...
[02:43] Mitsuha
    It's called green tea.
[02:45] Mitsuha
    I hope you enjoy it.
[02:50] Grit
    Ah... it's good!
[02:53] Sven
    We haven't introduced ourselves yet.
[02:55] Sven
    I'm Sven, the leader of this party.
[02:59] Mitsuha
    Ah, nice to meet you!
[03:01] Sven
    Everyone else, go on.
[03:03] Sepp
    I'm Sepp.
[03:04] Grit
    The name's Grit, and this is...
[03:08] Ilse
    Ilse...
[03:09] Grit
    She's a little shy.
[03:11] Mitsuha
    Er... you wouldn't secretly
    happen to be a mage, would you?
[03:15] Mitsuha
    I figured it'd follow after a swordsman,
    spearman, and warrior woman...
[03:18] Mitsuha
    but guess not!
[03:21] Sven
    So what's this mission you have for us?
[03:24] Mitsuha
    Right. I'd like to accompany you
    the next time you go out to hunt or forage.
[03:30] Mitsuha
    So could I ask you to act as my
    bodyguards and support during that time?
[03:37] Mitsuha
    I was hoping to stock items
[03:41] Mitsuha
    that would be useful for folks
    in your line of business,
[03:45] Mitsuha
    and thought it'd be best to go out there
    and see for myself for research purposes.
[03:50] Sven
    Give us some time to talk it over.
[03:52] Mitsuha
    Go ahead.
[03:56] Sven
    What should we do?
[03:57] Sepp
    A child like her as our client, huh?
[03:59] Sven
    She may be a child,
    but she's a bona-fide shopkeeper!
[04:02] Grit
    Wasn't our next destination
    a forest that's not too dangerous?
[04:05] Grit
    I don't see much of a downside here.
[04:08] Grit
    And it's not for hunting game, which means...
[04:11] Ilse
    We're guaranteed a retainer fee.
[04:19] Sven
    We'll take on your request.
[04:21] Mitsuha
    Pleasure doing business with you!
[04:23] Sven
    We plan on setting out next in two days.
[04:25] Mitsuha
    That works for me!
[04:28] Mitsuha
    I can smell the money already!
SIGN    Hardware Store
SIGN    Theater
SIGN    WcDonald's
[04:50] Mitsuha
    I'll be borrowing these for a bit, Onii-chan.
[04:52] Tsuyoshi
    No problem!
[04:53] Tsuyoshi
    Keep your tail raised!
[04:55] Mitsuha
    Okay!
[05:02] Sepp
    We're here way earlier
    than the scheduled time.
[05:04] Sven
    Well, we can't keep
    a client waiting, now can we?
[05:08] Sven
    Wait... she's already here?!
[05:10] Mitsuha
    Good morning!
[05:12] Sven
    This little lady must have been
    real excited for this!
[05:16] Sven
    What's the deal with her strange
    clothes and all that gear?!
[05:22] Sven
    Well, it's a hundred times better than
    if she'd shown up in a fancy, frilly dress...
[05:27] Mitsuha
    Okay, let us be off!
[05:29] Sven
    Y-Yeah...
[05:45] Sven
    This little lady's tougher
    than I'd taken her for.
[05:55] Mitsuha
    Excuse me. If I may ask a random question...
[05:58] Sven
    Hmm? What is it?
[06:00] Mitsuha
    How has your work been going lately?
[06:02] Sven
    Things have been calm and
    peaceful lately in these parts.
[06:05] Sven
    So business has been tough
    for mercenaries like us.
[06:08] Sven
    I hear some have even taken to banditry.
[06:11] Grit
    We've been scraping by honestly
    with odd jobs and hunting...
[06:17] Sepp
    But quite frankly...
[06:19] Sepp
    The pay's not great, so we have to be frugal.
[06:23] Sven
    Which is why we're really grateful
    for your request today.
[06:27] Sven
    We'll work as hard as we can.
[06:28] Mitsuha
    Oh, no, I should be the one thanking you!
[06:37] Sven
    Okay, let's leave our belongings here.
[06:39] Mitsuha
    So this is our base camp.
[06:41] Mitsuha
    What's on the agenda for today?
[06:43] Sven
    First, we'll gather medicinal herbs and
    wild plants that'll fetch high prices.
[06:49] Mitsuha
    Does he mean like wild yams?
[06:50] Mitsuha
    Digging those up sounds like a pain...
[06:53] Mitsuha
    Er... then, Grit, do you mind
    if I tag along with you?
[06:57] Grit
    Oh, be my guest.
[07:02] Mitsuha
    When she digs up wild yams,
    I'll whip out some useful items!
[07:11] Mitsuha
    No wild yams in sight. Too bad.
[07:15] Grit
    We've gathered quite a bit. Let's head back.
[07:19] Grit
    You should have left your gear at camp
    if you weren't going to use it.
[07:22] Mitsuha
    Ah, no, please don't worry about me.
[07:25] Mitsuha
    To be honest, it's a little heavy...
[07:29] Sven
    Oh, you're back.
[07:31] Sven
    Let's set up our bunks, then.
[07:33] Grit
    You got it!
[07:39] Sven
    There we go...
[07:48] Sven
    Okay, that does it!
[07:51] Mitsuha
    Um... what if it rains?
[07:54] Grit
    It's clear as it gets!
    I'm sure it won't rain!
[07:57] Grit
    We'll be fine!
[07:59] Mitsuha
    Then, I'll be using this.
[08:04] Mitsuha
    Da-da-da-dun da-dun!
[08:06] Mitsuha
    Anywhere Tent!
[08:08] Grit
    Wh-Wha?!
[08:09] Sven
    What is that?!
[08:10] Mitsuha
    Insulation Mat!
[08:13] Sepp
    Wh-What in the world?!
[08:15] Mitsuha
    So... do you think these would sell?
[08:19] Sven
    Y-Yeah... probably...
[08:24] Mitsuha
    You're making soup?
[08:25] Grit
    Yep.
[08:26] Mitsuha
    Is it good?
[08:28] Ilse
    It's kind of bitter and gross.
[08:30] Grit
    B-But it's edible, at the very least.
[08:35] Grit
    Hmm, it's not lighting.
[08:38] Grit
    The grass is a little damp.
[08:41] Mitsuha
    Er, do you mind if I try instead?
[08:44] Grit
    Go ahead, give it a shot.
[08:46] Mitsuha
    It's okay, I brought my own.
SIGN    Ignite-O
    Camping Firestarter
    For outdoor campfires, barbecues, and more
[08:55] Grit
    Wh-What?!
[08:58] Mitsuha
    Science has triumphed!
SIGN    Domestic
    White Peaches
    Quartered
SIGN    Smooth Red Bean Paste
[09:09] Sven
    The rest of your luggage is all food?!
[09:13] Mitsuha
    Oh, I brought too much to eat alone,
    so could you help me out?
[09:18] Mitsuha
    In exchange, I'd like you to
    sample some of these foods here.
[09:23] Sven
    S-Sure. I don't mind.
[09:26] Mitsuha
    Here, this is minestrone.
[09:33] Sven
    Huh? It's good!
[09:35] Sven
    When'd you have time to
    make this, little lady?
[09:39] Sven
    You could open a high-class
    restaurant with those skills!
[09:41] Sven
    Too bad! I bought this
    in a can at the supermarket!
[09:44] Grit
    What is this, bread? It's so soft!
[09:48] Grit
    And what's this sweet stuff inside?
[09:50] Mitsuha
    Sorry to disappoint. This is anpan
    that sells for 148 yen per 5-pack.
[09:55] Sepp
    If only she weren't a child,
    I'd ask her out on a date...
[09:58] Mitsuha
    I'm not a child, but okay.
[10:00] Mitsuha
    Do you think I could sell these?
[10:02] Mitsuha
    Other than the bread,
    they'll all keep for a while.
[10:06] Sven
    Hmm, depends on the prices.
[10:08] Sven
    But even if it's pricey, I'm sure
    aristocrats and other rich people,
[10:11] Sven
    as well as the military, would buy it all up.
[10:15] Mitsuha
    I see...
[10:16] Mitsuha
    The military, huh?
[10:18] Tsuyoshi
    Are you sure about that?
[10:19] Tsuyoshi
    Things can get messy when it
    comes to handling military goods.
[10:21] Tsuyoshi
    You'll have to deal with all sorts of weird
    requests, and if you show weakness...
[10:25] Mitsuha
    Well, I'll worry about it then!
[10:27] Mitsuha
    I understand.
[10:28] Mitsuha
    Aristocrats and military aside,
[10:31] Mitsuha
    I'll do my best to set prices so that
    people like you can easily afford them!
[10:35] Sepp
    Huh? Are you out of your mind, young lady?!
[10:37] Sepp
    If you played it right,
    you could make a fortune!
[10:39] Mitsuha
    That's fine. I can make my
    profit from other products.
[10:44] Mitsuha
    Hmm?
[10:45] Mitsuha
    Huh? They all look so deeply moved.
[10:48] Mitsuha
    Was it that delicious?
[10:50] Mitsuha
    I also have some tea as an
    after-dinner drink, if you'd like.
[10:53] Group
    Yes, gladly!
[10:55] Mitsuha
    What is this, an izakaya?
SIGN    Fragrant, Traditional
     Royal Palace Black Tea
     Royal Milk Tea
[11:03] Mitsuha
    Well, then...
    I'm off to go get ready for bed.
[11:19] Mitsuha
    I'm glad I prepared this to wash up in.
[11:22] Mitsuha
    I ended up sweating buckets today.
[11:28] Sepp
    Y-Young lady! You... You...
[11:30] Grit
    You clod! Just look at you!
[11:33] Mitsuha
    Huh?
[11:34] Grit
    Look the other way, men!
[11:37] Grit
    What are you thinking,
[11:38] Grit
    coming out naked in front of these men?!
[11:41] Mitsuha
    Ah, no, this is a swimsuit,
    and it's fine to show...
[11:43] Grit
    Quiet, you! That doesn't
    even count as underwear!
[11:46] Ilse
    Practically naked...
[11:49] Mitsuha
    Ah, looks like I've messed up again...
[11:56] Mitsuha
    And after a long lecture, I was
    finally allowed to take a bath...
[12:03] Mitsuha
    Grit, would you like to join me?
[12:05] Grit
    I won't be so shameless as you!
[12:08] Mitsuha
    She totally thinks I'm a sicko!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[12:18] Mitsuha
    Dun da-da-dun da-da-dun!
SIGN    Plain
SIGN    Nutritionally
    balanced food
SIGN    8 kinds
    of vitamins
    Niacin,
    Folic acid
SIGN    Calcium,
    Iron
SIGN    Plenty of
    dietary fiber
SIGN    2-bar pouches
SIGN    4 bars in 2 pouches
[12:24] Mitsuha
    What do you think about this food?
[12:26] Ilse
    It's good.
[12:28] Sepp
    It's not much, but I feel
    energized from eating it.
[12:31] Mitsuha
    Okay, pretty good reviews.
[12:34] Sven
    We'll be off once we're done eating.
[12:37] Mitsuha
    I'm gettin' excited!
[12:44] Mitsuha
    Now we're talking!
[12:50] Mitsuha
    Okay... happy hunting!
[12:52] Tsuyoshi
    Okay... happy hunting, Mitsuha!
[12:56] Tsuyoshi
    For a hunt, everyone has their own style
    of attacking, their own attack range,
[13:00] Tsuyoshi
    and compatibility based on the prey.
[13:03] Tsuyoshi
    And often, one person alone is
    not enough to take down big game.
[13:08] Tsuyoshi
    That's why it's reassuring
    to tackle it as a team.
[13:12] Mitsuha
    A bird!
[13:15] Mitsuha
    How are Ilse's skills?
[13:20] Ilse
    Sorry...
[13:21] Grit
    You almost had it!
[13:26] Mitsuha
    Ah!
[13:28] Mitsuha
    A bird!
[13:30] Mitsuha
    Sven, I see a bird.
[13:33] Sven
    Ilse.
[13:34] Mitsuha
    Wait, let me have a shot at it.
[13:38] Sven
    Bows don't have that high
    of an accuracy to begin with...
[13:41] Sven
    And what's more...
[13:42] Sven
    The conditions are bad from this
    angle, with foliage in the way...
[13:47] Sven
    It'd be difficult even for Ilse.
[13:51] Sven
    It's a request from our employer.
[13:52] Sven
    I suppose it's fine if we let one go.
[13:54] Sven
    Okay, give it a shot.
[13:57] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much.
[14:06] Ilse
    Incredible...
[14:07] Mitsuha
    I did it! I did it, Captain!
[14:11] Mitsuha
    In fact, I was trained
    in the crossbow, as well!
[14:15] Sven
    That one's for sale. Not for us to eat!
[14:19] Group
    Mm-hmm.
[14:20] Mitsuha
    He sure is reliable as their leader!
[14:24] Sven
    It's about time we returned to the capital.
[14:27] Grit
    Well? Did you have fun?
[14:30] Mitsuha
    Yes! It was all so much fun!
[14:34] Mitsuha
    Er, I... need to answer nature's call...
[14:38] Sven
    Hmm? Picking more plants?
[14:41] Sven
    I'll come with you.
[14:42] Grit
    It's fine, go by yourself.
[14:45] Mitsuha
    Yes!
[14:46] Mitsuha
    Bathroom, bathroom...
[14:48] Mitsuha
    Thing would get messy if I jumped
    back home and they found out...
[14:52] Mitsuha
    Okay, around here should do.
[14:54] Mitsuha
    I said "do", not "doo".
[14:56] Mitsuha
    I'm here to pee.
[15:01] Mitsuha
    A boar?!
[15:03] Mitsuha
    Did I invade its territory?
[15:05] Mitsuha
    Or am I its prey?
[15:07] Mitsuha
    No, I'm supposed to be the hunter here!
[15:12] Mitsuha
    At times like these,
    there's only one path to take!
[15:15] Mitsuha
    Run away!
[15:18] Mitsuha
    Boars can't turn very quickly!
[15:21] Mitsuha
    No, it's right behind me!
[15:23] Mitsuha
    It's no use... I feel like I'm going to trip!
[15:32] Mitsuha
    No way!
[15:36] Mitsuha
    I-I'm out of bullets?
[15:37] Mitsuha
    I'm dead!
[15:40] Mitsuha
    I know, I'll jum—
[15:47] Mitsuha
    I'm saved!
[15:49] Mitsuha
    Maybe 9mm rounds are a little
    too weak against animals...
[15:53] Sven
    What's wrong?! What happened?!
[15:55] Mitsuha
    Oh, no! They'll find out about the gun!
[15:58] Mitsuha
    Sorry, this might be overkill...
[16:02] Group
    Eh?!
[16:03] Mitsuha
    Ah...
[16:04] Mitsuha
    It suddenly jumped out at me, but it
    worked out when I shot it in panic...
[16:11] Mitsuha
    Er, is something wrong?
[16:14] Ilse
    There wasn't any sound when you shot the bird.
[16:17] Mitsuha
    Huh, is that right?
[16:19] Mitsuha
    Maybe you're hearing things!
[16:24] Sven
    We protect our clients' secrets!
[16:26] Sven
    That's the code that we mercenaries live by!
[16:31] Mitsuha
    That concludes this adventure!
[16:35] Mitsuha
    Well, we didn't get an event where
    we fight a dragon or anything.
[16:39] Mitsuha
    What a shame!
[16:45] Colette
    It's Mitsuha!
[16:46] Colette
    Mitsuha!
[16:52] Group
    Good work, everyone!
[16:58] Sven
    Our expedition was a rousing success!
[17:01] Sven
    Makes the ale taste better!
[17:03] Grit
    We got lots of birds and
    animals to sell for a good price.
[17:07] Ilse
    We can live off all this for half a month...
[17:10] Ilse
    And we received a gold coin on top,
[17:13] Ilse
    as well as a flattering review
    to the mercenary guild...
[17:17] Ilse
    I really don't know how
    we can ever thank you.
[17:19] Mitsuha
    No, the pleasure's all mine!
[17:21] Mitsuha
    They don't pry into the private
    lives of their clients...
[17:24] Mitsuha
    Sven and the others were
    mercenaries of honor...
[17:27] Mitsuha
    Besides, I got to do
    tons of product research.
[17:33] Grit
    Hey, is that fire-lighting stick expensive?
[17:36] Mitsuha
    It really doesn't cost that much.
[17:38] Mitsuha
    For a smaller, different type,
[17:41] Mitsuha
    you can use it hundreds of times
    and it costs less than one silver.
[17:45] Group
    What?!
[17:47] Mitsuha
    Huh? You two don't sound surprised.
[17:50] Sven
    Cooking's none of our business.
[17:53] Mitsuha
    I see...
[17:55] Mitsuha
    It's none of the men's business? Is that so?!
[17:59] Mitsuha
    Ah, I almost forgot!
[18:01] Mitsuha
    Take a look at this!
SIGN    Momomi Tawawa
SIGN    A gravure mag favorite!
    A killer bod exploding with energy!
SIGN    Extra special feature! Jiggling and bursting at the seams!
[18:08] Mitsuha
    When I went back to put away my luggage,
[18:11] Mitsuha
    I also brought this back
    with me from my world!
[18:14] Mitsuha
    You really treated me like I was
    a loony for wearing that swimsuit!
[18:19] Grit
    No way...
[18:19] Mitsuha
    But in my country, it's normal to dress
    like this when you go in the water!
[18:21] Sven
    I...It can't be...
[18:26] Sepp
    Th-These are just drawings!
[18:28] Sepp
    Frighteningly detailed, but still!
[18:30] Sepp
    A paradise like that could
    never exist in this world!
[18:33] Mitsuha
    I'm telling you, it's real!
[18:35] Mitsuha
    Just like you see in this photo...
    I mean, picture.
[18:39] Mitsuha
    Will you accept that
    I was behaving normally now?
[18:42] Sven
    Ah... No, even if that's the case...
[18:45] Grit
    W-Well, you've convinced me.
[18:48] Grit
    But you really shouldn't
    wear that in this country.
[18:51] Sven
    Sh-She's right.
[18:53] Mitsuha
    I'll be careful from now on, of course.
[18:57] Mitsuha
    Well, now that we've cleared up
    that misunderstanding,
[19:01] Mitsuha
    I hope we can work together in the future!
[19:03] Sven
    Agreed!
[19:04] Grit
    But of course!
[19:08] Mitsuha
    Sepp, you, too...
[19:09] Sepp
    S-Sure...
[19:11] Sepp
    H-Hey... how much will
    you sell that book for?
[19:15] Mitsuha
    It's not for sale!
[19:19] Mitsuha
    Thank you for coming!
[19:24] Mitsuha
    The lighters and other items I researched
    on that adventure are selling really well!
[19:29] Mitsuha
    My savings are slowly increasing...
[19:32] Mitsuha
    But slowly is the keyword here!
[19:36] Mitsuha
    Is there some way for me
    to rake it in quickly?
[19:40] Mitsuha
    That reminds me, that magazine...
[19:43] Mitsuha
    No, I won't sell that one because it's
    sure to cause all sorts of headaches...
[19:48] Mitsuha
    But what if instead...
[19:53] Tsuyoshi
    No matter the era, art has
    always been necessary to mankind!
[19:58] Mitsuha
    Art...
[19:59] Mitsuha
    That might not be a bad idea!
[20:02] Mitsuha
    But it doesn't feel right to sell copies
    of artwork at high prices, like a con artist...
[20:08] Tsuyoshi
    Create an imitation of
    a piece in the public domain...
[20:11] Tsuyoshi
    Or rather, a transformative derivative work!
[20:16] Tsuyoshi
    I guess that'd be okay...
[20:18] Tsuyoshi
    But I can't draw to save my life,
    or sculpt, either...
[20:24] Tsuyoshi
    Wait, that's it!
[20:29] Tsuyoshi
    Okay, this place should do...
[20:32] Tsuyoshi
    Venus de Milo with arms...
[20:34] Tsuyoshi
    Venus de Milo with arms... C'mon!
[20:41] Tsuyoshi
    You've gotta be kidding!
[20:47] Tsuyoshi
    Nike of Samothrace with a head!
[20:49] Tsuyoshi
    Nike with a head!
[20:53] Tsuyoshi
    Why's she a harpy?
[20:56] Tsuyoshi
    The problem is that I keep thinking
    I have to change something.
[20:59] Tsuyoshi
    Don't think, feel!
[21:03] Tsuyoshi
    A mermaid statue... come on!
[21:05] Tsuyoshi
    Ack!
[21:10] Tsuyoshi
    I can't leave these questionable
    statues in my house,
[21:13] Tsuyoshi
    so I brought them over here
    for the time being.
[21:16] Tsuyoshi
    I forgot I had awful grades in art class,
    as well as arts and crafts...
[21:22] Tsuyoshi
    Although I was good at
    candy-cutting at festivals...
[21:27] Rich Customer
    Young miss.
[21:28] Mitsuha
    Huh?
[21:29] Rich Customer
    Excuse me, but how much
    are you asking for that?
[21:32] Mitsuha
    For what?
[21:34] Rich Customer
    What fine craftsmanship
[21:36] Rich Customer
    these demon statues to ward off evil are!
[21:38] Rich Customer
    This hideousness,
    these ghoulish countenances...
[21:42] Rich Customer
    Truly spectacular!
[21:44] Mitsuha
    I managed to sell it for a pretty good price,
[21:48] Mitsuha
    but I'm not happy about it at all!

E8 - Mitsuha Visits the Royal Palace

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[00:02] OP Lyrics
    I'll pry open any locked doors in my way
[00:07] OP Lyrics
    Charging at full speed, straight ahead
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
[00:11] OP Lyrics
    That's how I live
[00:23] OP Lyrics
    I keep turning them over in my mind
[00:29] OP Lyrics
    All the things I want to do
[00:32] OP Lyrics
    Even if I'm told that's not
    what's expected of me
[00:39] OP Lyrics
    I don't plan on giving them up
[00:43] OP Lyrics
    Ah, dreams are meant to be big
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I'll head where the shining coin points me
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    And nothing can stop me
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    I won't back down, I'll face forward
[01:07] OP Lyrics
    So I can fulfill my dream
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    I'll pry open any locked doors in my way
[01:17] OP Lyrics
    Wind at my back, giving it my all
[01:21] OP Lyrics
    That's how I live
[01:32] Mitsuha
    Thank you for your business!
[01:35] Mitsuha
    Yep!
[01:36] Mitsuha
    Sales of shampoo, shampoo, and
    shampoo are through the roof as always!
[01:41] Mitsuha
    I owe it all to those three!
[01:44] Mitsuha
    Okay! Time to keep it up and
    rake in loads and loads of moolah!
[01:49] Mitsuha
    For that, I think I need another hot-selling
    "it" product, aside from shampoo...
[01:56] Mitsuha
    Well, I messed up a teensy bit before...
[02:01] Mitsuha
    Welcome!
[02:09] Mitsuha
    Oh!
[02:11] Mitsuha
    She's drop-dead gorgeous!
[02:13] Sabine
    Excuse me...
[02:15] Sabine
    Would this happen to be
    General Store Mitsuha?
SIGN    Mitsuha Visits the Royal Palace
[02:21] Sabine
    I came to visit because I'd heard of
[02:23] Sabine
    an interesting shop stocked
    with all sorts of curious goods.
[02:26] Mitsuha
    Ah, yes! This is the place!
[02:28] Sabine
    What a relief. I didn't see a sign outside...
[02:31] Mitsuha
    A sign!
[02:32] Mitsuha
    Oh! I forgot I didn't have one!
[02:35] Mitsuha
    Is that the reason I didn't get
    any customers in the beginning?!
[02:39] Mitsuha
    Sheesh! How come no one
    said anything to me?!
[02:43] Sabine
    Please allow me to peruse
    your offerings, then.
[02:45] Mitsuha
    Yes, please help yourself!
[02:47] Mitsuha
    She's giving off some aristocratic vibes...
[02:50] Mitsuha
    The very image of dignity and grace...
[02:53] Mitsuha
    And most importantly, her stunning
    beauty that just screams princess!
[02:59] Mitsuha
    A real sight for sore eyes!
[03:05] Sabine
    I'll be purchasing these,
    and some shampoo, as well.
[03:08] Mitsuha
    Buying in bulk, I see!
[03:10] Mitsuha
    And shampoo for her as well!
[03:13] Sabine
    Will this suffice as payment?
[03:15] Mitsuha
    Y-Yes, that's enough.
[03:18] Mitsuha
    Hmm... Paying with gold
    without batting an eyelid...
[03:22] Mitsuha
    No security detail with her? Really?
[03:26] Mitsuha
    Thanks for your patience!
[03:27] Mitsuha
    Ah, the bag is on the house!
[03:29] Sabine
    Oh, how charming!
[03:30] Sabine
    I really enjoyed myself! I'll be back!
[03:32] Mitsuha
    That means a repeat customer!
[03:35] Mitsuha
    Thank you for your purchase!
[03:38] Mitsuha
    Over there...
[03:40] Mitsuha
    How shady-looking!
[03:41] Mitsuha
    He's just asking to be
    taken away by the police!
[03:45] Mitsuha
    Is he after me... or maybe the shop?
[03:51] Mitsuha
    Guess I was wrong.
[03:54] Mitsuha
    Wait, it was the girl instead!
[03:59] Mitsuha
    I've learned from last time
    and prepared for this!
[04:03] Mitsuha
    Things will get messy if
    an aristocratic lady disappears
[04:06] Mitsuha
    after last being seen
    at General Store Mitsuha!
[04:11] Mitsuha
    Bingo!
[04:16] Mitsuha
    Partners in crime!
[04:18] Mitsuha
    What are you doing?!
[04:20] Kidnapper 1
    Huh? Who do you think you are?
[04:23] Ringleader
    A friend of hers? How heroic of you.
[04:25] Mitsuha
    Abducting her for ransom?
[04:28] Mitsuha
    Or human trafficking?
[04:30] Mitsuha
    I can't just look the other way!
[04:32] Ringleader
    Hmm? Gonna fight back?
[04:36] Ringleader
    Put on a brave front all you like, missy,
[04:39] Ringleader
    but can you take a person's life?
[04:45] Mitsuha
    I sure can.
[04:47] Mitsuha
    Is there any reason
    I shouldn't kill a lowlife?
[04:54] Mitsuha
    Well, I didn't kill anyone.
[04:56] Mitsuha
    This is a pistol-type stun gun.
[04:59] Kidnapper 1
    Who the hell are you?!
[05:02] Mitsuha
    I'm glad you asked!
[05:04] Mitsuha
    I'll bluster and bluff my way
    through this situation!
[05:06] Mitsuha
    Time for me to summon my cringe-worthy past!
[05:09] Mitsuha
    Who am I?
[05:11] Mitsuha
    They call me... the Messenger.
[05:15] Kidnapper 1
    Huh?
[05:16] Mitsuha
    Their faces are like,
    "What the hell is she saying?"
[05:19] Mitsuha
    Yeah, I get it! I don't know
    what I'm saying, either!
[05:23] Mitsuha
    But now's my chance to bust out my list
    of lines I've always wanted to say out loud!
[05:28] Mitsuha
    I am the Messenger of Lightning!
[05:31] Mitsuha
    I'll show no mercy to those
    who bare their blades!
[05:39] Kidnapper 1
    Run for it!
[05:39] Kidnapper 1
    What?!
[05:41] Kidnapper 1
    Soldiers?!
[05:42] Group
    We're done for!
[05:44] Kidnapper 2
    Don't hurt me!
[05:50] Group
    Princess!
[05:51] Group
    Princess! Princess!
[05:53] Guard 1
    Oh, the poor thing!
[05:55] Guard 2
    I'm begging you!
[05:56] Guard 2
    Please stop running away from
    your bodyguards, Princess!
[06:00] Sabine
    Oh? Did a single young girl
    prove too elusive for you?
[06:04] Sabine
    A display unbecoming
    of the honorable Royal Guards!
[06:07] Mitsuha
    Hmm? So she really was a princess?
[06:10] Mitsuha
    Is that so?
[06:12] Elderly Guard
    Please wait, dear Messenger!
[06:15] Mitsuha
    Er... just how much did you hear?
[06:19] Elderly Guard
    That would be from when you
    said, "What are you doing?"
[06:23] Mitsuha
    From the very start? Is that right?
[06:24] Mitsuha
    Thanks for letting me know!
[06:27] Mitsuha
    Please spare me. I'm sorry.
    I got carried away.
[06:28] Elderly Guard
    Dear Messenger?
[06:30] Elderly Guard
    Please join us at the Royal Palace.
[06:32] Mitsuha
    That's how it goes, huh?
[06:45] King
    Art thou the one who goes by Mitsuha?
[06:47] Mitsuha
    I am...
[06:49] King
    You saved my daughter.
[06:50] King
    No need for formalities. Please be at ease.
[06:54] King
    Take a seat.
[06:55] Mitsuha
    Yes!
[06:56] King
    Why, I just wanted to offer my gratitude
    as a father for saving my daughter.
[07:02] King
    I'll spare you the customary
    manner of speech, as well.
[07:05] Mitsuha
    I see. That makes sense.
[07:07] Mitsuha
    This isn't a formal audience
    or an investiture.
[07:11] King
    So, Miss Mitsuha,
    the Messenger of Lightning.
[07:14] Mitsuha
    I'm Mitsuha, general store owner.
[07:17] King
    So, Miss Mitsuha,
    the Messenger of Lightning.
[07:20] Mitsuha
    I'm Mitsuha, general store owner.
[07:22] King
    Miss Mitsuha, the Messenger of Lightning!
[07:25] Mitsuha
    I'm Mitsuha, general store owner!
[07:27] King
    Miss Mitsuha, the Mess—
[07:28] Mitsuha
    I'm Mitsuha, general store owner!
[07:31] King
    Miss Mitsuha, general store owner.
[07:33] Mitsuha
    I've won!
[07:36] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[07:37] Mitsuha
    As I was seeing Her Highness off
    after shopping at my establishment,
[07:40] Mitsuha
    I caught sight of a suspicious man,
    and followed him out of concern.
[07:44] Mitsuha
    And what do I see but an abduction!
[07:47] Mitsuha
    I gathered my courage and called out
    to them, yet I am but a young lady.
[07:52] Mitsuha
    It was then, in the nick of time,
    that the guards showed up and saved us!
[07:56] King
    Hmm... that's quite
    a different story than I was told.
[08:01] King
    Well, no matter.
[08:02] King
    In any case, let me offer my
    thanks for saving my daughter.
[08:05] King
    Go on and thank her.
[08:08] Sabine
    My name is Sabine.
[08:10] Mitsuha
    Oh! So this cute little angel
    goes by Sabine!
[08:13] Sabine
    Lady Mitsuha, thank you
    very much for saving me!
[08:17] Mitsuha
    Your Highness, you really shouldn't
    be addressing a commoner as "Lady"!
[08:21] Sabine
    Oh, but I owe my life to you!
[08:25] King
    We're fortunate that you were unharmed.
[08:27] King
    I'll need to have a stern word
    with you later, Sabine.
[08:31] King
    Slipping past the guards and
    sneaking out of the castle...
[08:33] Sabine
    I'm sorry...
[08:35] Sabine
    But you're about to put an end
[08:37] Sabine
    to that pesky human trafficking
    ring as a result, aren't you?
[08:40] Sabine
    Don't you feel that I deserve
    a pardon from your lecturing, Father?
[08:45] Sabine
    The lady's maids were gossiping
    about General Store Mitsuha,
[08:48] Sabine
    so I just had to go and see for myself!
[08:50] Sabine
    It was quite an amusing place.
[08:52] Sabine
    So is it fine for me to visit again?
[08:54] Sabine
    Please, Father!
[08:59] King
    Miss Mitsuha.
[09:00] Mitsuha
    Yes?
[09:01] King
    Please continue to treat my children kindly.
[09:04] Mitsuha
    Eh?!
[09:06] Rouven
    I'm Rouven, the second prince.
[09:08] Sabine
    I hope we can get along, Lady Mitsuha.
[09:10] Mitsuha
    S-Sure...
[09:12] Mitsuha
    Hmm, this has turned into
    a bit of a hairy situation...
[09:16] Mitsuha
    Oh, that's right.
[09:18] Mitsuha
    Your Majesty, have you found that your
    sight's gotten worse from your days of youth?
[09:23] King
    Yes. I find it hard to read
    the minuscule text on documents.
[09:27] King
    So I use a lens...
[09:29] Mitsuha
    What? They have reading glasses?
[09:31] Mitsuha
    That's more advanced than I thought!
[09:34] Mitsuha
    I see!
[09:35] Mitsuha
    Reading glasses use convex lenses,
[09:37] Mitsuha
    and were adopted much earlier than
    concave lenses were to treat myopia!
[09:41] Mitsuha
    But I believe early glasses were single,
    handheld lenses or pince-nez eyeglasses.
[09:47] Mitsuha
    Whatever!
[09:48] Mitsuha
    Even if this world has reading glasses,
[09:50] Mitsuha
    I'm sure they're no match
    for modern Earth ones!
SIGN    Reading
    Glasses
SIGN    Reading
    Glasses
SIGN    Reading
    Glasses
SIGN    Reading
    Glasses
[09:54] Mitsuha
    Could I have you try these on for size?
[09:57] Mitsuha
    You wear them like this.
[09:58] Mitsuha
    They're all different, so please find
    the one that lets you see best.
[10:02] King
    Hmm? Like this?
[10:05] King
    Oh! How lightweight these are!
[10:08] King
    And I can see so clearly!
[10:10] King
    Come, Sahr! Try putting these on!
[10:12] Sahr
    Yes! If you'll pardon me...
[10:16] Sahr
    Oh!
[10:17] King
    I recall that you'd found handheld lenses
    and eyeglasses difficult to use.
[10:22] King
    How about these?
[10:23] Sahr
    These are a far cry from other lenses,
    and everything's so clear!
[10:27] King
    I know, right?
[10:29] Sahr
    This should make looking
    over documents much easier.
[10:32] Sahr
    It seems that I, Sahr, won't be stepping
    down as chancellor any time soon!
[10:37] Mitsuha
    Ah, so he's the chancellor? Is that right?
[10:41] Mitsuha
    I've found the perfect person
    to endorse my products!
[10:43] Mitsuha
    Good thing I brought those reading glasses!
[10:46] King
    Mitsuha, do you have anything else?
[10:49] King
    Please show me your best items!
[10:50] King
    Naturally, I'll make sure to pay for them!
[10:53] Mitsuha
    Well, sure. That's how we do business.
[10:55] Mitsuha
    As long as you pay for it,
[10:56] Mitsuha
    General Store Mitsuha's here
    to sell you whatever you'd like!
[11:00] Mitsuha
    However...
[11:02] Mitsuha
    The one exception is women.
[11:06] King
    No women, you say?
[11:08] Mitsuha
    No can do!
[11:10] King
    I see!
[11:17] King
    So she meant, "No matter how much money
    you offer, I won't do your bidding"...
[11:23] King
    The Messenger of Lightning...
[11:27] King
    Sahr, have that girl looked into.
[11:30] Sahr
    Yes!
[11:34] Mitsuha
    I'm glad that I was able to sell them
    on the reading glasses...
[11:36] Mitsuha
    I'm glad, but...
[11:39] Mitsuha
    Ah! Why'd I get carried away
    and give myself that name?!
[11:43] Mitsuha
    Another page added to my cringe-worthy past!
[11:47] Mitsuha
    I just hope it doesn't get
    me in any weird trouble...
[12:02] Colette
    Wow!
[12:11] Mitsuha
    Welcome...
[12:14] Mitsuha
    Ah... this guy means trouble...
[12:17] Sign
    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[12:20] Sign
    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[12:25] Nelson
    Are you the owner here?
[12:27] Nelson
    Hand over the deed to this shop
    and your supply chains!
[12:30] Mitsuha
    Yikes! What's with him?!
[12:32] Nelson
    Hmm... I think I'll take you in for myself.
[12:36] Mitsuha
    Blech!
[12:37] Mitsuha
    Er... exactly who might you be?
[12:40] Nelson
    What's this now?!
[12:41] Nelson
    You don't know who I am?!
[12:42] Nelson
    This is why little girls
    have no place running a store!
[12:46] Nelson
    That's fine. Let me tell you who I am.
[12:49] Nelson
    I am the president of the Adler Trading
    Company, which holds a royal warrant,
[12:52] Nelson
    Nelson Adler!
[12:54] Mitsuha
    Oh! The Adler Trading Company!
[12:57] Mitsuha
    Never heard of it!
[12:59] Mitsuha
    Well, if he's president, that must
    mean he's the company head.
[13:03] Nelson
    It seems this shop deals in unusual items,
    such as fresh fish and shampoo.
[13:09] Nelson
    You show some signs of promise,
    despite your young age.
[13:12] Nelson
    I'll be taking over for you,
    so show some gratitude!
[13:16] Mitsuha
    Uh-huh, so that's what you're here for.
[13:19] Mitsuha
    The count's authority doesn't
    extend to merchants, I see.
[13:24] Mitsuha
    Um... if that's the case,
[13:26] Mitsuha
    could you come visit us
    tomorrow at the same time?
[13:29] Mitsuha
    I'll ask my business partner
    to come, as well.
[13:33] Nelson
    I see. Then, I'll take my leave for now.
[13:37] Mitsuha
    I look forward to your visit.
SIGN    Yamano
[13:59] Sabine
    I'm here, Elder Sister Mitsuha!
[14:02] Mitsuha
    You're back!
[14:04] Mitsuha
    Sabine's visited almost every day since then.
[14:07] Mitsuha
    Practically a regular flight.
[14:09] Mitsuha
    Incidentally, after several twists and turns,
[14:11] Mitsuha
    she settled on calling me
    "Elder Sister Mitsuha".
[14:15] (Flashback) Sabine
    Lady Mitsuha!
[14:16] (Flashback) Sabine
    Lady Mitsuha!
[14:17] (Flashback) Sabine
    Lady Mitsuha!
[14:19] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    Please don't call me that!
    My neck is on the line!
[14:22] (Flashback) Sabine
    Eh?
[14:27] Sabine
    More of the dee vee dee!
[14:28] Sabine
    Elder Sister Mitsuha, hurry, hurry!
[14:30] Mitsuha
    Sure thing.
[14:32] Mitsuha
    I messed up and now she knows about DVDs...
[14:36] (Flashback) Sabine
    What's this?
[14:37] (Flashback) Sabine
    Whoa!
[14:38] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    Ah! Are you okay?!
[14:40] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    Ah...
SIGN    PLAYER
[14:43] (Flashback) Sabine
    What is this? What is this? What is this?!
[14:47] Mitsuha
    Listen to me.
[14:48] Mitsuha
    I've said this before, but this is
    a magic mirror that shows faraway events.
[14:52] Mitsuha
    If you speak of this to anyone,
    it'll shatter on the spot!
[14:55] Mitsuha
    So be careful!
[14:56] Sabine
    Yes, Elder Sister Mitsuha!
[14:59] Mitsuha
    Also, before I forget...
[15:01] Mitsuha
    Here, take this.
[15:02] Mitsuha
    Could you hand it over to
    the chancellor as soon as you go back?
[15:05] Mitsuha
    It's a very important letter,
    so you mustn't forget.
[15:10] Sabine
    Yeah!
[15:11] Sabine
    I'll make sure I deliver it,
    so Elder Sister Mitsuha...
[15:13] Sabine
    Here you go!
[15:15] Mitsuha
    Right away, Princess...
[15:18] Mitsuha
    Sabine doesn't understand Japanese,
[15:20] Mitsuha
    so I have to dub over a translation for her!
[15:24] Mitsuha
    You corrupted bandwagon normies!
[15:26] Mitsuha
    Go back to being otaku at once!
[15:28] Sabine
    Elder Sister Mitsuha!
    Put some more feeling into it!
[15:31] Sabine
    Do the poses, as well!
[15:33] Mitsuha
    You've gotta be kidding...
[15:44] Nelson
    Hey, girlie!
[15:45] Nelson
    I've brought the assignment
    agreement with me!
[15:47] Nelson
    Hurry up and sign it!
[15:49] Mitsuha
    Mister Nelson's as impatient
    as ever, right from the get-go!
[15:53] Sabine
    Elder Sister Mitsuha, who's this?
[15:57] Mitsuha
    He's a big shot from a large trading
    company who said he wants to take me in.
[16:01] Sabine
    What?!
[16:02] Sabine
    I don't want you to leave,
    Elder Sister Mitsuha!
[16:05] Mitsuha
    Sabine's a great actress!
[16:08] Nelson
    If you want to be with your sister so badly,
[16:11] Nelson
    I can take you in, as well, little missy.
[16:13] Sabine
    Really?
[16:14] Nelson
    Yes. Would I lie to you?
[16:17] Nelson
    I'll take both of you and...
[16:20] Nelson
    Wh-What now?!
[16:21] Sahr
    My apologies!
    Hope I didn't keep you waiting!
[16:24] Nelson
    Ch-Chancellor!
[16:26] Mitsuha
    Sorry to have you come all this way, Sahr.
[16:28] Nelson
    S-Sahr?!
[16:30] Sahr
    Not at all!
[16:31] Sahr
    Just say the word, Miss Mitsuha,
    and I'll be at your service!
[16:35] Nelson
    She's on a first-name basis
    with the chancellor?!
[16:37] Nelson
    Not to mention his obsequious demeanor!
[16:40] Nelson
    What's going on here?!
[16:41] Mitsuha
    You see, this man wants me to
    relinquish this shop at no cost to him.
[16:46] Mitsuha
    He also said he wanted to take
    custody of the both of us...
[16:50] Mitsuha
    It looks like I have no choice but
    to turn down His Majesty's request...
[16:57] Sahr
    What exactly is the meaning
    of this, Mister Adler?!
[17:00] Nelson
    Huh? No, well...
[17:04] Sahr
    Harassment and obstruction of a merchant
    under direct contract for His Royal Highness.
[17:09] Sahr
    Unlawful bidding for an
    establishment without recompense.
[17:12] Sahr
    Coercing juvenile girls into one's own custody.
[17:15] Sahr
    Does that sum it all up?
[17:16] Nelson
    Huh? Oh no, I-I wouldn't dream of...
[17:19] Sahr
    You wouldn't dream of such a thing?
[17:21] Nelson
    N-No! That goes without saying!
[17:23] Sahr
    So going forward, you won't meddle
    with this store or its proprietor,
[17:28] Sahr
    directly or otherwise?
[17:31] Nelson
    Yes, I swear it on the gods!
[17:33] Sahr
    Very well.
[17:34] Sahr
    In that case, if I find any obstruction
    of this business in the future,
[17:38] Sahr
    you will be the one held fully
    responsible, Mister Adler.
[17:42] Sahr
    It is your duty to properly
    inform everyone at your company.
[17:45] Nelson
    Y-Yes! You can leave it to me!
[17:48] Mitsuha
    With this, the Adler
    Trading Company became liable
[17:52] Mitsuha
    for monitoring all
    the merchants in the capital,
[17:54] Mitsuha
    to make sure they didn't meddle
    with General Store Mitsuha.
[17:57] Mitsuha
    If they overlook or leave
    unattended any such obstruction,
[18:00] Mitsuha
    who knows what consequences they might face?
[18:05] Sahr
    Oh, in addition...
[18:06] Nelson
    Yes?
[18:06] Sahr
    Starting tomorrow, we will no longer need
[18:08] Sahr
    Adler Trading Company
    representatives in the palace.
[18:12] Sahr
    All regular entry permits
    are hereby revoked.
[18:15] Nelson
    What?!
[18:16] Nelson
    W-Wait a minute, Chancellor Sahr!
[18:18] Nelson
    What's this all of a sudden?
[18:20] Sahr
    Why, it's only natural.
[18:22] Sahr
    As gracious as His Royal Majesty may be,
[18:25] Sahr
    he would never allow
    palace entry again to someone
[18:29] Sahr
    who tried to make away with his daughter.
[18:32] Nelson
    Huh? H-His daughter?
[18:34] Nelson
    Eh?
[18:36] Nelson
    Eh?!
[18:46] Nelson
    Ah...
[18:47] Nelson
    Ahh!
[18:49] Sahr
    Come, let us return,
    Your Royal Highness Sabine.
[18:52] Sabine
    What?! I want to play some more
    with Elder Sister Mitsuha!
[18:56] Sabine
    No!
[18:58] Crony 1
    P-Prez!
[19:00] Crony 2
    Get a hold of yourself!
[19:02] Mitsuha
    The resignation of the Adler
    Trading Company president,
[19:05] Mitsuha
    followed by his son's complete succession,
[19:07] Mitsuha
    would come to take place some time after.
[19:11] Nelson
    Keep your hands off General Store Mitsuha!
[19:18] King
    This past case has really
    proved to be a godsend.
[19:21] Sahr
    Yes, most certainly.
[19:23] King
    So, what of those in contact
    with the Adler Trading Company
[19:27] King
    who were after knowledge of palace workings?
[19:30] Sahr
    We had captured them,
[19:32] Sahr
    but they all took poison, so we
    still don't know the finer details.
[19:35] Sahr
    My deepest apologies.
[19:37] King
    So they chose to take their own lives...
[19:40] Sahr
    Be that as it may,
[19:41] Sahr
    we've managed to rid the palace
    of the Adler Trading Company,
[19:46] Sahr
    which has been a hotbed of corruption.
[19:48] King
    Taking inadequate measures
    would have invited backlash.
[19:51] King
    Now we have a suitable pretext.
[19:52] Sahr
    Miss Mitsuha has sent
    a courteous letter of gratitude.
[19:56] Sahr
    But it seems we should be
    the ones thanking her.
[20:01] King
    If this were a matter that could be
    made public, I would have been happy to.
[20:06] King
    But to have a human trafficking ring
    committing crimes in broad daylight...
[20:12] King
    Something doesn't add up.
[20:14] King
    There may be more to this than we know.
[20:16] Sahr
    I'll continue investigating
    into both these matters.
[20:21] Sahr
    While remaining vigilant.
[20:23] King
    Yes. If it turns out to be nothing,
    then all the better.
[20:27] King
    What could be better than peace?
[20:32] Sahr
    I must say, though...
[20:33] Sahr
    I'm surprised at how she
    saved Her Royal Highness,
[20:36] Sahr
    as well as leading Adler
    by the nose so effortlessly.
[20:41] King
    I completely agree.
[20:42] King
    That girl Mitsuha...
    she fascinates me more than ever.
[20:47] Mitsuha
    Achoo!
[20:50] Mitsuha
    I hope it's not a cold...
[20:51] Sabine
    Elder Sister Mitsuha!
[20:53] Sabine
    Show me more of the dee vee dee!
[20:56] Mitsuha
    Sure thing...
[20:57] Mitsuha
    Men! Come forth and do battle!
[21:00] Mitsuha
    You blithering fools! Do you
    not see who is before you?
[21:03] Sabine
    Shogun!
[21:06] Mitsuha
    Welcome!
[21:09] Mitsuha
    All the customers who come
    in the middle of a DVD
[21:13] Mitsuha
    are met with this menacing scowl.
[21:16] Mitsuha
    How unreasonable.
[21:20] Sabine
    There are too many customers lately.
[21:23] Sabine
    I wish there would be less.
[21:24] Mitsuha
    Hey, don't say that...
[21:27] Mitsuha
    We're getting enough foot traffic
    to make Sabine grouchy.
[21:32] Mitsuha
    I'm sure the reason that
    glasses started to sell...
[21:34] Mitsuha
    is all thanks to the chancellor!
[21:37] Mitsuha
    The customers are happy!
    Which makes me happy, too!
[21:41] Mitsuha
    That's a real win-win situation!
[21:44] Mitsuha
    Oh, another customer!
[21:45] Mitsuha
    Welcome!
[21:48] Alina
    Please help me!
[22:05] ED Lyrics
    I open my eyes, and where do I find myself?
[22:10] ED Lyrics
    Maybe I should go back to bed
[22:15] ED Lyrics
    Pretending I'm still half-asleep
[22:19] ED Lyrics
    Running away from reality,
    to the west and east
[22:24] ED Lyrics
    To be honest, life's all about
[22:26] ED Lyrics
    Taking falls and getting back up
    (heavy damage)
[22:28] ED Lyrics
    Hurt as it may, there's
    still a long road ahead...
[22:33] ED Lyrics
    Looks like I've reached the end of my rope
[22:38] ED Lyrics
    Hitting life's harder levels
[22:42] ED Lyrics
    That's a test from the gods
    that I'll take on
[22:47] ED Lyrics
    First things first, gotta be the economy!
[22:49] ED Lyrics
    Aiming for the bourgeois life
[22:52] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[22:54] ED Lyrics
    No matter what enemies may come my way
[22:57] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[22:59] ED Lyrics
    I'll get them on my side
[23:01] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[23:03] ED Lyrics
    Who doesn't need money, after all?
[23:06] ED Lyrics
    To the days where you need to
    scrape by one way or another
[23:11] ED Lyrics
    Here's to you!

E10 - Then Let It Be War

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[00:02] OP Lyrics
    I'll pry open any locked doors in my way
[00:07] OP Lyrics
    Charging at full speed, straight ahead
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
[00:11] OP Lyrics
    That's how I live
[00:23] OP Lyrics
    I keep turning them over in my mind
[00:29] OP Lyrics
    All the things I want to do
[00:32] OP Lyrics
    Even if I'm told that's not
    what's expected of me
[00:39] OP Lyrics
    I don't plan on giving them up
[00:43] OP Lyrics
    Ah, dreams are meant to be big
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I'll head where the shining coin points me
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    And nothing can stop me
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    I won't back down, I'll face forward
[01:07] OP Lyrics
    So I can fulfill my dream
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    I'll pry open any locked doors in my way
[01:17] OP Lyrics
    Wind at my back, giving it my all
[01:21] OP Lyrics
    That's how I live
SIGN    Then Let It Be War
[01:32] Mitsuha
    I stocked up on them
    because they were cheap...
SIGN    Fireworks Set
[01:36] Mitsuha
    but maybe it was a bad idea...
[01:38] Mitsuha
    They still haven't invented
    gunpowder in that world...
[01:43] Mitsuha
    Oh, it's the captain!
[01:47] Mitsuha
    You're having a big cookout?
[01:57] Captain
    Hey...
[01:59] Captain
    Are these rabbits?
[02:01] Mitsuha
    Probably... broadly speaking.
[02:04] Captain
    Probably?
[02:05] Soldier A
    Don't tell me these are jackalopes!
[02:07] Captain
    The mythical animal said
    to exist in the West?
[02:10] Soldier B
    No way she managed to hunt those down!
[02:12] Soldier A
    Well, it's clear these are rare.
[02:27] Captain
    This is good!
[02:29] Captain
    You could sell this as wild game.
[02:31] Mitsuha
    Really?
[02:32] Mitsuha
    Maybe I should hire Sven and his party.
[02:43] Mitsuha
    Thanks for inviting me, Captain.
[02:46] Captain
    We don't have any big jobs
    coming up for a while,
[02:48] Captain
    so I thought we should really go all out.
[02:50] Mitsuha
    You'd never guess these are trained fighters.
[02:53] Mitsuha
    They all look so normal.
[02:55] Captain
    Just because we're in this line of work
    doesn't mean we love war.
[03:00] Captain
    Maybe it's weird coming from me,
    but nothing beats peace and quiet.
[03:03] Captain
    Eating well, being rowdy, and living it up!
[03:06] Mitsuha
    I see...
[03:08] Mitsuha
    You're right!
[03:16] Mitsuha
    I'm not getting any customers!
[03:18] Mitsuha
    At this rate, by the time
    I've saved up 80,000 gold,
[03:21] Mitsuha
    I'll be old and gray at the ripe old age of 70!
[03:25] Mitsuha
    Welcome!
[03:27] Mitsuha
    Hooray! The first customers
    I've had in so long!
[03:31] Mitsuha
    What are you looking to buy today?
[03:33] Sven
    An anywhere tent!
[03:33] Sepp
    An insulation mat!
[03:35] Mitsuha
    What?
[03:36] Sepp
    Like I said, an insulation mat.
[03:38] Sven
    No, an anywhere tent!
[03:40] Mitsuha
    Er... why not purchase both?
[03:43] Sven
    Well...
[03:45] Sepp
    That'd put us a bit over budget...
[03:48] Mitsuha
    Then...
[03:49] Mitsuha
    I'll sell you both!
[03:51] Group
    Eh?!
[03:52] Mitsuha
    However, the next time you visit,
[03:54] Mitsuha
    you must bring your fellow guild members with you.
SIGN    1 person = 10% off
SIGN    5 people = half price
[03:58] Mitsuha
    If you bring one person,
    I'll give you 10% off.
[04:00] Mitsuha
    And half price if you bring five people!
[04:02] Mitsuha
    That way, you can buy both
    for the price of one!
[04:05] Sepp
    Are you sure?!
[04:06] Mitsuha
    Yes!
[04:08] Sven
    All right, we'll bring them.
    We'll bring the whole guild here!
[04:12] Sepp
    Then we can get this firestarter,
    a stove, some rations...
[04:15] Mitsuha
    Thanks!
[04:16] Sepp
    We sure got lucky.
[04:18] Sven
    Yep.
[04:18] Mitsuha
    It goes against my high-margin,
    low-volume policy...
[04:21] Mitsuha
    But I can't do business
    without any customers.
[04:24] Mitsuha
    By adding on incentives,
    customers can generate more customers!
[04:27] Mitsuha
    I call it, "Operation Offer Discounts
    and Rebates So I Get Gold Back"!
[04:31] Mitsuha
    I'm gonna rake in the gold with this!
[04:37] Sahr
    Here is my report from
    investigating Miss Mitsuha.
[04:42] King
    In the end, you didn't
    manage to learn anything.
[04:45] Sahr
    That's right.
[04:46] King
    She suddenly appeared one day
    in Count Bozes's territory,
[04:49] King
    slaying a pack of wolves
    by herself and saving a village girl.
[04:53] King
    Afterwards, she made friends
    in the Bozes household,
[04:57] King
    opened a store in the royal capital that
    sells products of unknown provenance,
[05:00] King
    and here we are.
[05:02] King
    I'm sure you find those so-called
    reading glasses to be of use, as well.
[05:06] Sahr
    Yes, indeed they are.
[05:09] King
    Remarkable knowledge,
[05:11] King
    along with the prowess needed
    to organize a debutante ball
[05:13] King
    for Viscount Reiner's daughter...
[05:15] Sahr
    It's hard to imagine she's an ordinary
    noblewoman from some small nation.
[05:22] King
    The Messenger of Lightning...
[05:24] King
    Yet it seems she bears no
    ill will toward my kingdom.
[05:27] Sahr
    Indeed.
[05:28] Sahr
    It seems she's been taking
    on jobs to help others,
[05:31] Sahr
    and above all, when she
    saved Her Royal Highness,
[05:33] Sahr
    it led to the eradication
    of that human trafficking ring.
[05:37] King
    Yes.
[05:38] King
    It seems to be that Sabine
    is awfully fond of her.
[05:42] King
    Well, it should pose no issues.
[05:45] King
    In fact, perhaps it'd be best to
    try and curry more favor with her.
[05:49] King
    At any rate...
[05:50] Sahr
    Yes. She sure is a fascinating
    little girl, after all.
[05:54] King
    Yes. Fascinating is the right word.
[06:01] King
    More importantly...
[06:04] King
    The issue of greater urgency...
[06:06] King
    is the worrisome situation at our borders.
[06:16] Sven
    Come with us for a minute.
[06:27] Mitsuha
    Ah! Welcome...
[06:31] Sabine
    Elder Sister Mitsuha!
[06:33] Sabine
    My father's asked you to come to the palace.
[06:35] Sabine
    He said it's an urgent matter.
[06:40] Sabine
    You're the first friend I've had
    who's come over to play! I'm so happy!
[06:47] General A
    They've made it into Akaniod territory!
[06:49] General B
    That's within spitting distance
    of the royal capital!
[06:52] General C
    We must defend our last line
    of defense with our lives.
[06:54] General A
    Yes. This kingdom's very
    existence is at stake.
[06:57] Commander
    Fall in, at once!
[06:58] Mitsuha
    It feels so different from last time...
[07:00] Mitsuha
    Everyone is so frantic.
[07:03] King
    This is war.
[07:04] Mitsuha
    What?
[07:05] King
    The signs were there.
[07:07] King
    With our kingdom having such fertile land...
[07:10] King
    Curse you, Alder Empire...
[07:11] Sahr
    However, our analysis suggests
[07:13] Sahr
    they don't stand enough of a chance
    to warrant launching an invasion.
[07:17] Sahr
    To think they would take such sudden action!
[07:20] King
    I'd like you to take Sabine and
    seek safe haven in another country.
[07:24] Mitsuha
    What?!
[07:25] Sabine
    No...
[07:27] Sabine
    I don't want to be the only one
    hiding outside the kingdom!
[07:30] King
    It's just to be safe.
[07:32] King
    You'll be able to return
    as soon as the war is over.
[07:35] Sahr
    In no time at all, the enemy has
    driven away our provincial armies,
[07:38] Sahr
    and are rapidly closing in on the capital.
[07:41] Mitsuha
    The troops guarding the borders
    were defeated that easily?
[07:45] King
    A number of nobles in that area betrayed us.
[07:48] Mitsuha
    Eh?!
[07:49] Sahr
    Normally, they would keep
    the enemy at bay, buy us time,
[07:52] Sepp
    and help out in gathering troops...
[07:56] Sahr
    Furthermore, it seems the Imperial army
    has enlisted the help of monsters, as well.
[08:02] Sahr
    Why would monsters
    who do not share our language
[08:04] Sahr
    be operating in tandem
    with the Imperial army?
[08:07] Sahr
    It's utterly beyond comprehension.
[08:09] King
    We've issued a decree across the kingdom,
[08:12] King
    but it doesn't seem like we'll gather
    troops to protect the capital in time.
[08:16] King
    I entrust her to you, Miss Mitsuha.
[08:19] Mitsuha
    I refuse.
[08:20] Group
    What?!
[08:21] Mitsuha
    My shop is my home and my castle to me.
[08:25] Mitsuha
    I would never abandon it
    to flee in the midst of war!
[08:28] King
    Nevertheless...
[08:31] (Flashback) King
    So, Miss Mitsuha,
    the Messenger of Lightning.
[08:36] Mitsuha
    I'll be the one to protect my own shop.
[08:38] Mitsuha
    If anyone unlawfully trespasses upon it,
[08:40] Mitsuha
    I'll self-destruct the whole place
    and take them out with me!
[08:43] King
    Self... destruct?
[08:45] Mitsuha
    In other words,
[08:47] Mitsuha
    I'll strike lightning down
    and wipe the store off the map,
[08:50] Mitsuha
    before I let anyone else have it!
[08:53] Mitsuha
    I wouldn't do that, of course.
[08:56] Mitsuha
    I'll jump worlds and temporarily bring
    the entire store to a deserted island on Earth,
[08:59] Mitsuha
    and then jump it back to
    a different location in this world.
[09:02] Mitsuha
    That's why I can't do as you ask...
[09:13] King
    It doesn't seem like we'll gather troops
    to protect the capital in time...
[09:19] (Flashback) Captain
    Maybe it's weird coming from me,
    but nothing beats peace and quiet.
[09:22] (Flashback) Captain
    Eating well, being rowdy, and living it up!
[09:39] Mitsuha
    Bring Sabine to Earth...
[09:46] Mitsuha
    Here I go.
[09:49] Herald
    Herald for the scouting party
    sent to Tahias territorial borders!
[09:52] Guard
    Okay! You may enter!
[09:55] Mitsuha
    Herald... Oh, I know!
[09:58] Mitsuha
    You see them in period dramas
    bearing flags and delivering reports!
[10:03] Guard
    Are you Miss Mitsuha?
[10:05] Guard
    I have orders from His Royal
    Majesty to let you pass.
[10:08] Guard
    Go ahead.
[10:09] Mitsuha
    Huh? You're letting me through so easily?
[10:16] Mitsuha
    I wonder where Sabine is.
[10:18] Sahr
    Miss Mitsuha!
[10:19] Sahr
    You've come at just the right time.
[10:21] Mitsuha
    Ah, Chancellor. Where's Sabine?
[10:24] Sahr
    We can discuss that later.
[10:26] Sahr
    Please, come this way.
[10:30] Royal Soldier A
    I heard the enemy has 20,000 soldiers.
[10:32] Royal Soldier B
    3,000 goblins, ogres, and other monsters...
[10:35] Royal Soldier C
    Our army currently has 2,000 men.
[10:37] Royal Soldier C
    But the front line has
    probably been annihilated,
[10:39] Royal Soldier C
    so the real number is even less.
[10:41] Mitsuha
    This is... a war council?
[10:44] Alexis
    Mitsuha!
[10:52] Mitsuha
    Don't approach me from behind!
[10:54] Mitsuha
    No matter who you are, I'll shoot you.
[10:56] Mitsuha
    That's how I've been trained.
[10:58] Mitsuha
    A famous quote that's high up in my
    ranking of lines I've always wanted to say!
[11:01] Mitsuha
    I couldn't pass up this
    perfect chance to use it!
[11:04] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much!
[11:07] Alexis
    Ah, no... you're welcome...
[11:13] Mitsuha
    Anyway, why are you here?
[11:15] Alexis
    I'm here on short notice to
    represent the lord, my lady.
[11:19] Mitsuha
    The Bozes territory
    received a summons, as well?
[11:20] Alexis
    Yeah.
[11:22] Alexis
    Father went back with Mother and the rest
    so he could prepare to dispatch his troops.
[11:25] Alexis
    I'm here to act as a liaison
    and gather information.
[11:28] Alexis
    He's the first son, so he's
    got to build his prestige.
[11:31] Aiblinger
    Chancellor, who's that girl?
[11:34] Sahr
    The one and only Miss Mitsuha von Yamano.
[11:36] Aiblinger
    Ah, the one and only...
[11:39] Mitsuha
    Huh?
[11:40] Mitsuha
    What's he mean, "the one and only"?
[11:42] Mitsuha
    Just what has he heard about me?
[11:44] Mitsuha
    Wait, who is this?
[11:45] Alexis
    He's the commander-in-chief,
    Marquis Aiblinger.
[11:47] Mitsuha
    Ah, the one with the most authority here.
[11:50] Aiblinger
    The enemy is on track to reach
    the capital by tomorrow night.
[11:54] Aiblinger
    It's likely that they will
    begin their invasion at dawn.
[11:57] Aiblinger
    Now that it's come to this,
    our only option is to hold the castle!
[12:01] Mitsuha
    Hold the castle?
[12:02] Mitsuha
    Looks like I really do need
    to evacuate Sabine to Earth!
[12:06] Aiblinger
    Now then, I will announce which
    encampments you are all assigned to.
[12:10] Herald
    Herald! Herald!
[12:13] Guard
    Hold it! Which party are you with?
[12:16] Herald
    I'm here to report on the enemy's situation!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[12:44] Mitsuha
    Wait. Something's wrong.
[12:46] Mitsuha
    A long-distance herald would be
    wearing leather armor,
[12:48] Mitsuha
    carrying his report without
    any extra equipment in the way.
[12:51] Mitsuha
    That bulky, oversized bag
    made of hard leather...
[12:55] Mitsuha
    He should look nervous around his
    superior, but his eyes are much too fierce!
[12:59] Mitsuha
    That's the look of someone eyeing his prey!
[13:01] Mitsuha
    Chaos will erupt if
    the marquis ends up dead!
[13:03] Mitsuha
    I need to stop him!
[13:06] Mitsuha
    Ah, I'm so stupid!
[13:07] Mitsuha
    I'm gonna be the dead one here!
[13:24] Mitsuha
    Lord Alexis!
[13:29] Alexis
    Do I...
[13:31] Alexis
    Do I pass as your knight, my lady?
[13:44] Mitsuha
    That won't do.
[13:45] Mitsuha
    Not at all!
[13:47] Mitsuha
    Look, I got hit with an arrow.
[13:51] Mitsuha
    You don't pass.
[13:53] Mitsuha
    But... you're not disqualified.
[13:56] Mitsuha
    I can tell you put in the effort.
[13:58] Mitsuha
    You'll just have to do better next time.
[14:02] Alexis
    Next time, huh?
[14:05] Mitsuha
    Yep.
[14:08] Sahr
    No. There will be no next time.
[14:11] Sahr
    That abdominal wound will fester.
[14:14] Sahr
    This brave young man will
    suffer a painful death.
[14:28] Mitsuha
    I was trying to be careful, you know...
[14:32] Mitsuha
    Not to introduce technology
    that was too advanced.
[14:35] Mitsuha
    So I wouldn't throw this world's
    civilization out of kilter.
[14:38] Mitsuha
    Sure, I may have gone a bit
    overboard here and there,
[14:42] Mitsuha
    but this is where that got me.
[14:45] Mitsuha
    I almost ended up dead,
    and couldn't protect those close to me.
[14:51] Mitsuha
    I'm done!
[14:52] Mitsuha
    I'm done with being careful!
[14:55] Mitsuha
    I'll teach them what
    true despair and fear are.
[14:59] Mitsuha
    I'll hit them with everything that I've got!
[15:02] Mitsuha
    Marquis Aiblinger, Chancellor Sahr.
[15:06] Mitsuha
    I have a favor to ask of you.
[15:09] Mitsuha
    Starting now, please forbid
    anyone from entering the courtyard.
[15:17] Captain
    A biologist? From Harvard University?
[15:21] Soldier A
    He wanted to take a look at this rabbit.
[15:24] Captain
    We ate all of it!
[15:27] Captain
    Why don't you tell him where
    we buried all the scraps?
[15:30] Soldier A
    Got it...
[15:33] Captain
    Wha... Wh-Wh...What?!
[15:35] Mitsuha
    There's no time to explain!
[15:36] Mitsuha
    He needs to be treated right away!
[15:40] Captain
    Hey.
[15:44] Soldier A
    I've got him. This way.
SIGN    Lord Alexis, it's all right now.
SIGN    Please follow any instructions the doctor may give by gesturing.
SIGN    Yes.
SIGN    My lady.
[16:04] Captain
    What language is that?
[16:06] Mitsuha
    Let's step outside. We need to talk.
[16:12] Captain
    A different world?!
[16:14] Mitsuha
    Your motto is, "Call us and we'll be right
    there, even at the ends of the Earth!"
[16:19] Mitsuha
    Am I right?
[16:21] Captain
    That's going beyond the ends of the Earth.
[16:23] Mitsuha
    I want to hire everyone
    you've got at PMC Wolf's Fang.
[16:27] Mitsuha
    The enemy numbers about
    20,000, including monsters.
[16:30] Captain
    Monsters?
[16:31] Mitsuha
    The battlefield is in another world.
[16:33] Captain
    Wha...
[16:34] Mitsuha
    There's a minimum guarantee of 40,000 gold,
    plus additional compensation as appropriate.
[16:39] Captain
    Now that's... a lucrative job.
[16:44] Mitsuha
    So you'll take it on?
[16:46] Captain
    No can do.
[16:47] Mitsuha
    What?
[16:48] Captain
    I can't just go and believe
    all this talk of another world.
[16:53] Captain
    We're serious professionals, you know.
[17:09] Captain
    Whoa, hey now!
[17:16] Captain
    You can't see anything?!
[17:19] Soldier B
    Captain!
[17:21] Captain
    Stop!
[17:29] Captain
    Hand over your rifle!
[17:31] Mitsuha
    Huh, the top speed in L gear is 27 mph...
[17:35] Mitsuha
    What's 27 miles in kilometers?
[17:37] Mitsuha
    Well, either way, that explains
    why this thing's so slow.
[17:40] Captain
    Hey, you can't just
    take the wheel like that!
[17:48] Captain
    What the hell?!
[17:51] Captain
    Where are we?
[17:53] Captain
    This... can't be happening...
[17:55] Mitsuha
    It's all real.
[17:57] Mitsuha
    You won't wake up,
    even if you pinch your cheeks.
[18:07] Captain
    This... doesn't seem like a trick.
[18:10] Mitsuha
    Do you understand now?
[18:12] Mitsuha
    I wasn't lying or making things up before.
[18:17] Captain
    Yeah...
[18:20] Captain
    What... is that?!
[18:23] Mitsuha
    The deer are... going berserk.
[18:27] Mitsuha
    Is something going on over there?
[18:29] Captain
    Might as well. Let's scout things out.
[18:32] Mitsuha
    Copy that.
[18:33] Captain
    Oh, I like the sound of that, young lady.
[18:48] Captain
    A tunnel... It'll be tight.
[18:51] Captain
    Let's go on foot.
[19:07] Mitsuha
    Are you refugees?
[19:10] Man 1
    Monster!
[19:11] Mitsuha
    Who are you calling a monster?
[19:12] Man 2
    No! We're being chased by goblins!
[19:16] Mitsuha
    What?!
[19:17] Man 1
    They attacked our rear wagon
     and ate our horses!
[19:20] Man 2
    If we don't get away soon,
    they'll attack the children next!
[19:24] Mitsuha
    Do the other wagons also have children?
[19:26] Man 1
    Yeah! There are a bunch of them!
[19:29] Captain
    Hey, what'd they say?
[19:31] Mitsuha
    They were attacked by monsters!
[19:32] Mitsuha
    If we don't help, they'll devour the children!
[19:36] Captain
    That's... pretty messed up.
[19:39] Captain
    Either way, clearing the path
    is our first priority.
[19:42] Mitsuha
    I'll go see how they're doing in the back.
[19:48] Mitsuha
    Once they get out of the
    tunnel, there's a river.
[19:51] Mitsuha
    Crossing it will take time.
[19:54] Mitsuha
    Jump worlds? But the line's
    too long to get everyone...
[19:58] Mitsuha
    It's too risky.
[20:00] Mitsuha
    But the captain and I can't
    just run away by ourselves...
[20:05] Mitsuha
    The goblins will go through
    the tunnel and attack the caravan.
[20:10] Mitsuha
    I need to protect these kids!
[20:12] Child
    Look! They're here!
[20:27] Mitsuha
    Okay! They're moving!
[20:35] Mitsuha
    The goblins are here!
[20:37] Captain
    Can they all cross the river in time?
[20:39] Captain
    They're racing against the clock.
[20:43] Captain
    So those are goblins!
[20:47] Mitsuha
    What?
[20:57] Mitsuha
    The rain has flooded the river.
[21:00] Mitsuha
    They'll be stuck here for a while...
[21:09] Mitsuha
    I want to hire you.
[21:11] Mitsuha
    Your mission is to protect the caravan.
[21:14] Captain
    I'll take on that offer.
[21:17] Captain
    Gotta buy as much time as we can.
[21:25] Captain
    Listen up. Draw their attention.
[21:27] Mitsuha
    Copy that.
[21:31] Captain
    Fire!
[21:38] Mitsuha
    No way!
[21:39] Captain
    This isn't good. Retreat!
[21:42] Mitsuha
    What's going on?!
[21:43] Captain
    They don't understand that they've been shot!
[21:45] Mitsuha
    What? How can that be?!
[21:49] Mitsuha
    What do we do? How can we...
[22:05] ED Lyrics
    I open my eyes, and where do I find myself?
[22:10] ED Lyrics
    Maybe I should go back to bed
[22:15] ED Lyrics
    Pretending I'm still half-asleep
[22:19] ED Lyrics
    Running away from reality,
    to the west and east
[22:24] ED Lyrics
    To be honest, life's all about
[22:26] ED Lyrics
    Taking falls and getting back up
    (heavy damage)
[22:28] ED Lyrics
    Hurt as it may, there's
    still a long road ahead...
[22:33] ED Lyrics
    Looks like I've reached the end of my rope
[22:38] ED Lyrics
    Hitting life's harder levels
[22:42] ED Lyrics
    That's a test from the gods
    that I'll take on
[22:47] ED Lyrics
    First things first, gotta be the economy!
[22:49] ED Lyrics
    Aiming for the bourgeois life
[22:52] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[22:54] ED Lyrics
    No matter what enemies may come my way
[22:57] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[22:59] ED Lyrics
    I'll get them on my side
[23:01] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[23:03] ED Lyrics
    Who doesn't need money, after all?
[23:06] ED Lyrics
    To the days where you need to
    scrape by one way or another
[23:11] ED Lyrics
    Here's to you!

E11 - The Messenger Goes into Battle

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[00:02] OP Lyrics
    I'll pry open any locked doors in my way
[00:07] OP Lyrics
    Charging at full speed, straight ahead
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
[00:11] OP Lyrics
    That's how I live
[00:23] OP Lyrics
    I keep turning them over in my mind
[00:29] OP Lyrics
    All the things I want to do
[00:32] OP Lyrics
    Even if I'm told that's not
    what's expected of me
[00:39] OP Lyrics
    I don't plan on giving them up
[00:43] OP Lyrics
    Ah, dreams are meant to be big
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I'll head where the shining coin points me
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    And nothing can stop me
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    I won't back down, I'll face forward
[01:07] OP Lyrics
    So I can fulfill my dream
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    I'll pry open any locked doors in my way
[01:17] OP Lyrics
    Wind at my back, giving it my all
[01:21] OP Lyrics
    That's how I live
SIGN    The Messenger Goes into Battle
[01:33] Man 1
    Damn it! It's impossible for us to cross now!
[01:36] Woman 1
    What do we do?!
    The monsters are approaching!
[01:44] Mitsuha
    It really isn't working!
[01:53] Captain
    They may be monsters, but it looks like
    their brains are still in their heads.
[01:56] Mitsuha
    Nice one, Captain!
[02:03] Captain
    That being said...
[02:04] Captain
    Damn it, there's no end to them!
[02:06] Captain
    How are things back there?
[02:08] Mitsuha
    Looks like they still can't cross.
[02:10] Captain
    So we need to hold the fort
    a little longer, huh?
[02:13] Mitsuha
    How much ammo do you have?
[02:14] Captain
    Not a whole lot.
[02:15] Captain
    Enough to last two or three minutes at most!
[02:17] Mitsuha
    If we jumped worlds,
    the two of us would be safe.
[02:20] Mitsuha
    But...
[02:21] Mitsuha
    We can't just abandon those people!
[02:24] Mitsuha
    What now? What do we do?
[02:29] Mitsuha
    Jump back to Wolf's Fang
    and ask for reinforcements?
[02:32] Mitsuha
    No! It'll take too long to convince them all!
[02:36] Mitsuha
    I don't know what weapons we would
    even bring, and we'd need to prepare!
[02:42] Captain
    They've brought all their
    little friends along, as well!
[02:44] Captain
    What, are they on their way
    to a bargain sale?!
[02:48] Mitsuha
    Brought along their friends? Bargain?
SIGN    1 person = 10% off
SIGN    5 people = half price
[02:51] (Flashback) Mitsuha
    If you bring one person, I'll give you 10% off.
[02:54] (Flashback) Sven
    All right, we'll bring them.
    We'll bring the whole guild here!
[02:58] (Flashback) Sepp
    Then we can get this firestarter,
    a stove, some rations...
[03:02] Mitsuha
    Captain! Hold them off here
    for two more minutes!
[03:06] Captain
    H-Hey!
[03:08] Captain
    Well, I'm used to it by now...
[03:10] Captain
    Two minutes, huh?
    She makes it sound so easy!
[03:16] Captain
    Jeez, been a while since I've had
    to work so hard for my pay.
[03:20] Mitsuha
    In here, there should be...
[03:23] Mitsuha
    Found it! And also...
SIGN    Fireworks Set
[03:27] Mitsuha
    That's it!
[03:37] Captain
    Damn it!
[03:38] Captain
    There's only so much I can do
    with so many of them!
[03:41] Mitsuha
    I'm back now!
[03:43] Captain
    Did you bring back some weapons?
[03:44] Mitsuha
    Please back me up!
[03:45] Captain
    H-Hey!
[03:50] Mitsuha
    There we go!
[03:51] Captain
    Huh?!
[03:58] Captain
    Nice one, little lady!
[04:00] Mitsuha
    And now, for good measure!
SIGN    Fountain
    Firework
[04:14] Captain
    Hey, now. Talk about overkill...
[04:25] Captain
    Who the hell is that?
[04:26] Mitsuha
    He might be a monster handler for the enemy...
[04:29] Captain
    I see...
[04:36] Captain
    Looks like we managed to scrape by here.
[04:38] Mitsuha
    Yes!
[04:46] Mitsuha
    Hooray! We did it!
[04:49] Villager
    You saved us!
[04:52] Captain
    Hey!
[04:54] Captain
    Looks like that monster handler got away.
[04:57] Mitsuha
    Let's leave him be.
[04:59] Mitsuha
    I'm sure he won't cause trouble anytime soon.
[05:01] Captain
    Got it. I've worked my share
    for this gold coin, then.
[05:05] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much.
[05:07] Captain
    I believe you about other worlds and monsters.
[05:10] Captain
    But the enemy number 20,000.
[05:11] Captain
    And they've got resilient monsters, as well.
[05:13] Mitsuha
    There are probably even stronger monsters.
[05:16] Mitsuha
    Is this too difficult
    a request to ask of you?
[05:26] Captain
    You said it pays a minimum
    guarantee of 40,000 gold,
[05:29] Captain
    plus additional compensation
    as appropriate, right?
[05:31] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[05:34] Captain
    Make sure you fork up plenty
    of additional pay, young lady!
[05:37] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[05:38] Captain
    I couldn't ask for a more worthy foe.
[05:39] Mitsuha
    So you mean...
[05:41] Captain
    Time for an emergency
    gathering of PMC Wolf's Fang!
[06:01] Tobias
    They say the Imperial army
    has launched an invasion!
[06:02] Eline
    What?!
[06:03] Tobias
    I heard the king is assembling
    soldiers in the capital!
[06:07] Colette
    Will Mitsuha be okay?
[06:10] Soldier 1
    Go! Hurry!
[06:12] Soldier 2
    Make sure you fill up on gas!
[06:15] Captain
    Is this Professor Bishop
    from Harvard University?
[06:19] Captain
    Yes, we're the ones who took that photo.
[06:23] Captain
    To be perfectly honest...
[06:45] Captain
    We've assembled all 60
    of our men, including myself.
[07:08] Mitsuha
    Men! It is time for war!
[07:11] Mitsuha
    The enemy are 20,000. There are 61 of us.
[07:15] Mitsuha
    Ahead of you lies
    a mission fraught with danger.
[07:18] Mitsuha
    What awaits you is a pittance of gold,
[07:20] Mitsuha
    pride and dignity, as well
    as gratitude from the populace.
[07:25] Mitsuha
    The two sides in a war insist
    that they are in the right.
[07:29] Mitsuha
    Both are the same.
[07:30] Mitsuha
    There is no justice to be found there.
[07:33] Mitsuha
    A frenzy to gain wealth and power.
[07:35] Mitsuha
    And the masses are the ones
    who always pay the price.
[07:38] Mitsuha
    However, this time is different!
[07:40] Mitsuha
    The enemy violated their pact,
[07:42] Mitsuha
    launching a unilateral invasion with
    their soldiers and hordes of monsters!
[07:45] Mitsuha
    Your mission here is to fight to defend
    the royal capital and its citizens!
[07:53] Mitsuha
    Let me take this moment
    to declare the following:
[07:55] Mitsuha
    we are undeniably
    on the side of justice here!
[08:04] Mitsuha
    I will step aside for about 10 minutes.
[08:07] Mitsuha
    If you won't take on this mission,
    use that time to take your leave.
[08:12] Mitsuha
    Those who remain are to then
    head off to the battlefield.
[08:16] Mitsuha
    I will place my hopes in your courage.
[08:52] Captain
    All of Wolf's Fang is taking part!
[08:58] Mitsuha
    Embark!
[09:03] Captain
    That was amazing, young lady.
[09:05] Captain
    You'd make one hell of an agitator, you know.
[09:07] Mitsuha
    The opening of that speech
    was actually stolen
[09:10] Mitsuha
    from a recruitment ad
    for Antarctic explorers...
[09:12] Mitsuha
    But still...
[09:13] Mitsuha
    None of them are prying too deeply
    into my identity or this mission...
[09:18] Captain
    They make it a point not to inquire
    into their clients' private lives!
[09:21] Captain
    They're professionals,
    just like Sven and his party!
[09:24] Captain
    It looks like God will be fighting
    with us for the first time in ages!
[09:27] Mitsuha
    God?
[09:29] Captain
    Our guardian deity.
[09:37] Captain
    And he's brought angels with him, as well!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[10:13] Royal Guard
    A message from the herald!
[10:14] Royal Guard
    20,000 enemy troops have arrived
    right outside the royal capital!
[10:18] Royal Guard
    They've formed an encampment!
[10:20] King
    So they're finally here...
[10:21] Aiblinger
    We have less than 2,000
    soldiers left in the capital...
[10:24] King
    We must hold out as long as we
    can by barricading ourselves.
[10:28] Sahr
    We can only hope that provincial
    reinforcements arrive in time.
[10:36] Soldier
    I-I-It's terrible!
[10:38] Aiblinger
    What's wrong?!
[10:39] Soldier
    In the courtyard...
[10:41] Soldier
    There are monsters in the courtyard!
[10:43] King
    What'd you say?!
[10:44] Aiblinger
    Has the enemy invaded?!
[10:45] Sahr
    I believe entry into the courtyard had been
    forbidden at Miss Mitsuha's behest.
[11:10] King
    Wh-What are these things?!
[11:18] Mitsuha
    Wolf's Fang has arrived!
[11:20] Mitsuha
    Zegleius Kingdom! I have returned!
[11:24] Sahr
    Miss Mitsuha!
[11:26] Mitsuha
    We will now proceed to move into position.
[11:28] Mitsuha
    And at the break of dawn, our main
    force will attack from the main gate!
[11:31] Mitsuha
    We'll drive the enemy back!
[11:33] Mitsuha
    Everyone, form a barricade
    and defend the gates!
[11:36] Mitsuha
    We'll lend our support, as well!
[11:37] Aiblinger
    Wha...
[12:03] Mitsuha
    Ah ah.
[12:05] Mitsuha
    Just as we discussed, station six men each
[12:08] Mitsuha
    at the three gates other than
    the main gate to the south.
[12:10] Mitsuha
    Don't forget your designated
    weapons and ammunition.
[12:21] Mitsuha
    Stop engines!
[12:32] Mitsuha
    Troops! I love this country!
[12:35] Mitsuha
    Aginucono adiks!
[12:37] Captain
    This country's language, huh?
[12:39] Mitsuha
    I love this town! I love the people
    who live in this town!
[12:45] Mitsuha
    So I will stain these hands with blood.
[12:49] Mitsuha
    Wolf's Fang! Forward!
[12:55] Mitsuha
    Open the gate!
[13:02] Leiden
    Oh!
[13:04] Leiden
    The Messenger of Lightning goes into battle!
[13:08] Young Man
    You know who she is, old man Leiden?!
[13:11] Leiden
    Yes... I saw it with my own eyes...
[13:14] Leiden
    Just as the third princess
    was abducted in a back alley...
[13:18] Leiden
    The Messenger struck down lightning
    to save Her Royal Highness!
[13:24] Leiden
    I remember she called herself
    the Messenger of Lightning!
[13:28] Leiden
    I saw it myself through a crack in the wall!
[13:31] Young Man
    The Messenger...
[13:33] Resident 1
    The Messenger of Lightning...
[13:37] Resident 2
    The Messenger is taking up arms for our sake!
[13:45] Group
    Glory be to the Messenger!
[13:49] Group
    Messenger!
[13:50] Mitsuha
    I feel like I can make out
    some unsettling words there...
[13:54] Mitsuha
    No, my ears must be playing a trick on me!
[13:55] Mitsuha
    Nope, I don't hear it!
[14:02] Sabine
    Mitsuha, be safe...
[14:23] Enemy Commander
    What are those? Wagons?
[14:25] Enemy Commander
    Sacrificial pawns to buy some time?
[14:28] Enemy Commander
    I have no intent of playing along...
[14:31] Enemy Commander
    But I suppose I'll show some courtesy.
[14:34] Enemy Commander
    Hey, negotiation time. Make it quick.
[14:37] Lotz
    Yes!
[14:41] Mitsuha
    Someone's coming.
[14:44] Mitsuha
    Snipers, take aim!
[14:46] Mitsuha
    Target the enemy horseback
    rider charging in!
[14:49] Sniper
    Roger.
[14:52] Lotz
    I am a nobleman of the glorious
    Alder Empire, Count Thorsten von Lotz!
[14:57] Mitsuha
    Aim for his right upper arm.
[14:58] Lotz
    On this occasion, our Empire—
[14:59] Mitsuha
    Fire!
[15:01] Enemy Commander
    What?!
[15:05] Captain
    Wound him intentionally so that they have to
    spare some of their men to treat him...
[15:10] Captain
    So that's what we're going for
    with the humans, young lady?
[15:13] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[15:14] Mitsuha
    They don't know about guns, so it should
    cause a lot of psychological fear, as well.
[15:18] Captain
    Roger that!
[15:19] Captain
    All men, dismount vehicles!
[15:21] Captain
    Prepare to engage!
[15:30] Enemy Commander
    They attacked the negotiating envoy?!
[15:33] Enemy Commander
    Do you barbarians have no pride or dignity?!
[15:35] Mitsuha
    A message for the Imperial troops who
     have shed their pride and dignity!
[15:38] Enemy Commander
    Wh-What'd you say?!
[15:40] Enemy Commander
    How can we hear you from over here?!
[15:42] Mitsuha
    You lowly bandits joining
    forces with monsters,
[15:44] Mitsuha
    killing innocent civilians,
    and plundering this kingdom
[15:47] Mitsuha
    have no right to talk of pride or dignity!
[15:50] Mitsuha
    You have angered the gods.
[15:52] Mitsuha
    No matter how bravely you fight,
[15:55] Mitsuha
    you Imperial troops will
    not ascend to the heavens!
[15:58] Mitsuha
    You are all doomed to go to hell!
[16:02] Mitsuha
    Do you want to know why
    I'm so confident in saying that?
[16:06] Mitsuha
    You see, it's because
    that's what I've decided!
[16:09] Mitsuha
    Face the wrath of the gods!
[16:12] Mitsuha
    All light infantry and snipers,
    aim for hostile arms and legs!
[16:16] Mitsuha
    Fire!
[16:22] Enemy Commander
    Wh-What in the world?!
[16:25] Captain
    Young lady, as for the monsters...
[16:28] Captain
    It seems each kind is
    accompanied by one human.
[16:33] Mitsuha
    Are they monster handlers,
    like the one from before?
[16:36] Captain
    Probably.
[16:38] Mitsuha
    Then incapacitate them one by one.
[16:44] Enemy Commander
    Wh... Wh... Wha...
[16:47] Enemy Soldier 1
    All officers in charge of monsters are down!
[16:49] Enemy Soldier 1
    Now the monsters won't do as we say!
[16:51] Enemy Commander
    What?!
[16:53] Enemy Commander
    The monster regiments we established
    after much sacrifice and harsh training
[16:57] Enemy Commander
    are suddenly useless?!
[16:59] Enemy Commander
    Use brute force to send in the monsters!
[17:01] Enemy Commander
    A bit of momentum,
    and they'll go charging in!
[17:03] Enemy Commander
    Dispatch our remaining foot soldiers, as well!
[17:05] Enemy Commander
    Most of them are expendable peasants, anyway!
[17:09] Enemy Commander
    Hurry up!
[17:10] Enemy Commander
    Before they launch more of those attacks!
[17:16] Mitsuha
    One light round of machine
    gun fire on the monsters.
[17:19] Mitsuha
    Then only attack the ones who look like
    military, as well as approaching monsters.
[17:23] Captain
    Huh? Ignore the other soldiers and monsters?
[17:26] Mitsuha
    Yep.
[17:27] Mitsuha
    The monsters who've lost trust and think
    they were tricked by deceitful humans...
[17:31] Mitsuha
    We'll send them right back to the Empire.
[17:34] Mitsuha
    They'll gobble up lots of enemy
    soldiers on their way back.
[17:41] Mitsuha
    We'll instill plenty of fear
    in the forcibly conscripted peasants,
[17:45] Mitsuha
    and fill them with anger
    and hatred toward the Empire.
[17:48] Captain
    Young lady, can I say one thing?
[17:51] Mitsuha
    Yeah, what is it?
[17:55] Captain
    You're creeping me out!
[18:01] Mitsuha
    Anyone who looks like they're giving orders,
[18:03] Mitsuha
    is wearing flashy armor,
    or is on horseback...
[18:05] Mitsuha
    Take all of them out completely!
[18:08] Peasant 1
    We were dragged here against our will!
[18:11] Peasant 2
    I can't take any more of this!
[18:15] Tsuyoshi
    There's no need to massacre
    the enemy troops to be victorious in war.
[18:20] Tsuyoshi
    Few wars end with most
    of the soldiers dying.
[18:24] Tsuyoshi
    In reality, they'll be done for after
    50% or so are killed in action.
[18:27] Tsuyoshi
    Usually, total defeat comes even sooner,
    once about 30% are dead.
[18:31] Tsuyoshi
    That is, they concede defeat and it's over.
[18:35] Mitsuha
    So we'll thoroughly crush the career
    officers who are the heart of their army!
[18:41] Mitsuha
    Okay! The enemy front has begun to fall back!
[18:44] Mitsuha
    Hmm?
[18:47] Mitsuha
    What... are those?
[18:54] Enemy Commander
    The wyvern squadron is here!
[18:56] Enemy Commander
    Now we can begin our counterattack!
[18:57] Enemy Commander
    A triumph accomplished with
    many years and sacrifices!
[19:01] Enemy Commander
    Strapping soldiers and wyverns,
    united by their bond
[19:04] Enemy Commander
    to form the world's first airborne cavalry!
[19:07] Enemy Commander
    They'll rain spears down on
    the heart of the enemy forces,
[19:09] Enemy Commander
    and swoop down inside the gate!
[19:11] Enemy Commander
    Then, the wyverns' powerful claws
    and bills can tear open the gate
[19:13] Enemy Commander
    while keeping enemies at a distance,
[19:15] Enemy Commander
    allowing their fellow troops to rush inside!
[19:17] Enemy Commander
    It's perfect!
[19:18] Enemy Commander
    Ah, to think I get to witness this
    monumental feat with my very own eyes!
[19:24] Mitsuha
    Th-This is...
[19:25] Captain
    There's no need to worry, young lady!
[19:27] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[19:28] Captain
    We've got God on our side!
[19:39] Captain
    Yes, this is our God!
[19:42] Captain
    It all goes back to when we were still
    a nameless team of mercenaries.
[19:47] Captain
    On that battlefield,
[19:49] Captain
    we were tasked by our employer,
    the government army, with taking the rear.
[19:53] Captain
    Mercenaries are expendable in the end.
[19:55] Captain
    The regular army used us as decoys
    to hightail it out of there.
[19:59] Captain
    After running out of guns and ammo,
    just when we thought it was the end...
[20:05] Captain
    God descended upon us.
[20:08] Captain
    An abandoned half-track with
    an old 20mm autocannon...
[20:14] Captain
    It's thanks to this God that we
    made it through and are still alive!
[20:18] Captain
    Our fangs that tear through
    air and ground enemies alike!
[20:22] Captain
    It's where we got our name, Wolf's Fang!
[20:25] Captain
    Fire!
[20:39] Enemy Commander
    Eh?
[20:40] Enemy Commander
    I-In just a brief moment...
[20:44] Enemy Commander
    The culmination of long years of blood,
    sweat, tears, and an immense budget...
[20:50] Enemy Commander
    B-Blown away to pieces!
[20:59] Captain
    Well? How'd you like our God?
[21:02] Mitsuha
    I'll have to offer my prayers to him later.
[21:04] Captain
    I like the way you think.
[21:06] Captain
    I'm sure God will be thrilled, too!
[21:09] Captain
    So, is it all over?
[21:10] Mitsuha
    Yes, most likely.
[21:25] Mitsuha
    Eh...
[21:28] Captain
    H-Hey! What the hell is that?!
[22:05] ED Lyrics
    I open my eyes, and where do I find myself?
[22:10] ED Lyrics
    Maybe I should go back to bed
[22:15] ED Lyrics
    Pretending I'm still half-asleep
[22:19] ED Lyrics
    Running away from reality,
    to the west and east
[22:24] ED Lyrics
    To be honest, life's all about
[22:26] ED Lyrics
    Taking falls and getting back up
    (heavy damage)
[22:28] ED Lyrics
    Hurt as it may, there's
    still a long road ahead...
[22:33] ED Lyrics
    Looks like I've reached the end of my rope
[22:38] ED Lyrics
    Hitting life's harder levels
[22:42] ED Lyrics
    That's a test from the gods
    that I'll take on
[22:47] ED Lyrics
    First things first, gotta be the economy!
[22:49] ED Lyrics
    Aiming for the bourgeois life
[22:52] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[22:54] ED Lyrics
    No matter what enemies may come my way
[22:57] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[22:59] ED Lyrics
    I'll get them on my side
[23:01] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[23:03] ED Lyrics
    Who doesn't need money, after all?
[23:06] ED Lyrics
    To the days where you need to
    scrape by one way or another
[23:11] ED Lyrics
    Here's to you!
[24:11] ---
    

E12 - Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World

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[00:02] OP Lyrics
    I'll pry open any locked doors in my way
[00:07] OP Lyrics
    Charging at full speed, straight ahead
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
[00:11] OP Lyrics
    That's how I live
[00:23] OP Lyrics
    I keep turning them over in my mind
[00:29] OP Lyrics
    All the things I want to do
[00:32] OP Lyrics
    Even if I'm told that's not
    what's expected of me
[00:39] OP Lyrics
    I don't plan on giving them up
[00:43] OP Lyrics
    Ah, dreams are meant to be big
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I'll head where the shining coin points me
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    And nothing can stop me
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    I won't back down, I'll face forward
[01:07] OP Lyrics
    So I can fulfill my dream
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    I'll pry open any locked doors in my way
[01:17] OP Lyrics
    Wind at my back, giving it my all
[01:21] OP Lyrics
    That's how I live
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
[01:35] Captain
    H-Hey! What the hell is that?!
[01:37] Aiblinger
    That's...
[01:39] Ancient Dragon
    What's taking you so long?
[01:41] Ancient Dragon
    Useless inferior beings!
[01:43] Enemy Commander
    The Great Ancient Dragon!
[01:44] Captain
    A dragon?! Seriously?
[01:46] Mitsuha
    We're dealing with a real big shot now!
[01:49] Tsuyoshi
    An ancient dragon!
[01:51] Tsuyoshi
    Legend says that they possess intelligence
    far exceeding that of humans,
[01:53] Tsuyoshi
    and can unleash a magical breath attack!
[01:56] Mitsuha
    They had one of those on their side?
[01:59] Mitsuha
    I think I know why the Empire decided
    to launch such a reckless invasion.
[02:03] Sahr
    The ancient dragon must also
    have lent the Empire its wisdom,
[02:06] Sahr
    which is how they're conducting their
    troops in tandem with those monsters.
[02:09] King
    But why would an ancient dragon
    meddle in human affairs?
[02:12] Ancient Dragon
    You know all too well
    that the fun can't begin
[02:14] Ancient Dragon
    unless you take the royal capital here!
[02:17] Enemy Commander
    My deepest apologies!
[02:20] Mitsuha
    Did he say fun?!
[02:21] Mitsuha
    That's his reason?!
[02:23] Ancient Dragon
    So be it. Let me lend you some help.
[02:34] Ancient Dragon
    I am a wise and mighty ancient dragon,
[02:37] Ancient Dragon
    reigning over this world
    and guiding the foolish!
[03:03] Mitsuha
    This is the projection mapping strategy

    I came up with to scare the Empire's army!
[03:07] Mitsuha
    I won't lose in size!
[03:09] Mitsuha
    Great Dragon. I do hope I find you well.
[03:12] Ancient Dragon
    I'm in a foul mood, thanks to you lot!
[03:16] Mitsuha
    Why don't we talk things over?
[03:17] Ancient Dragon
    I'll blow you away with a single breath!
[03:21] Mitsuha
    Not in the mood to talk? Is that so?
[03:24] Mitsuha
    Then I'll get the first shot in!
[03:29] Mitsuha
    Nine-millimeter ammo has no effect.
[03:32] Mitsuha
    Well, I'd expected as much.
[03:33] Ancient Dragon
    Perish at once!
[03:44] Sahr
    It can't be!
[03:45] King
    Miss Mitsuha!
[03:46] Ancient Dragon
    Hmph! How trivial.
[03:53] Mitsuha
    Ready all guns!
[03:57] Mitsuha
    Light infantry, fire!
[04:01] Ancient Dragon
    That's not enough to make me even flinch!
[04:04] Mitsuha
    Well, looks like it's making a dent in him.
[04:06] Mitsuha
    Machine guns, fire!
[04:10] Ancient Dragon
    Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
[04:12] Mitsuha
    All right! We'll hit him all at once
    before he can strike back!
[04:15] Mitsuha
    Heavy machine guns, fire!
[04:20] Ancient Dragon
    Curses! You've done it now!
[04:22] Mitsuha
    Dear God! Please help me!
[04:35] Mitsuha
    Cease fire!
[04:40] Mitsuha
    He's firing his breath!
[04:41] Mitsuha
    Everyone, get out of the way!
[04:46] Mitsuha
    RPGs, fire!
[04:50] Mitsuha
    It looks like he can't attack either
    while he's got that wall of light up.
[04:55] Mitsuha
    But our ammo isn't infinite...
[04:59] Mitsuha
    We need to wait until he
    lets his defenses down.
[05:08] Mitsuha
    Captain! Provoke him to
    get him to open his mouth!
[05:11] Captain
    Eh?!
[05:14] King
    Not even Miss Mitsuha's soldiers can
    take down an ancient dragon, then?
[05:19] Sahr
    Miss Mitsuha's disembarked the war wagon!
[05:23] Mitsuha
    Concentrate fire on his head!
[05:25] Captain
    Copy that! Heavy machine guns, cease fire!
[05:30] Captain
    All right, you dragon.
[05:31] Captain
    Have a taste of the wrath of God!
[05:37] Ancient Dragon
    How irritating...
[05:42] Ancient Dragon
    Is that all?
[05:43] Ancient Dragon
    I'll blow you all to smithereens!
[05:46] Mitsuha
    Now!
[05:52] Mitsuha
    Virtual cross hair, brightness 20!
[05:55] Mitsuha
    Fire!
[05:59] Mitsuha
    I did it!
[06:14] Mitsuha
    Well, Great Dragon?
[06:16] Mitsuha
    How do you like the taste of my firebolt?
[06:29] Ancient Dragon
    I'm dying! They're gonna kill me!
[06:33] Enemy Commander
    No... Please wait, Great Ancient Dragon!
[06:35] Enemy Commander
    Great Ancient Dragon!
[06:39] Enemy Commander
    This can't be!
[06:41] Mitsuha
    Ah, ah...
[06:44] Mitsuha
    How did you like the wrath of God?
[06:47] Mitsuha
    Soldiers of the Imperial army,
    we've still got ammo to spare!
[06:57] Enemy Soldier
    The monsters are running away!
[07:03] Sahr
    It seems that we've won...
[07:05] King
    We can breathe a little easier for now.
[07:06] King
    Messenger of Lightning...
    no, our goddess of salvation...
[07:12] Captain
    Garrisons to the north, east, and west have
    driven back the traitorous lords' forces!
[07:17] Mitsuha
    Roger that!
[07:19] Mitsuha
    I'm glad the people stationed at
    the other gates got to do something, as well!
[07:23] Captain
    What do we do, young lady?
[07:25] Captain
    Should we go after
    the fleeing defeated enemy?
[07:28] Mitsuha
    No, let's leave that to this country's soldiers.
[07:36] Mitsuha
    Marquis Aiblinger, I leave the rest to you!
[07:39] Aiblinger
    Yes, we'll have provincial armies across
    the kingdom send troops in pursuit.
[07:43] Aiblinger
    I'm sure few will make it all
    the way back to the Empire.
[07:45] Aiblinger
    Punitive forces, onward!
[07:52] Mitsuha
    What are you going to do with that?
[07:54] Captain
    It's a memento. Can we take it back with us?
[07:57] Mitsuha
    Well, I'm sure you won't get
    another chance to vanquish a dragon.
[08:01] Mitsuha
    I don't see a problem with that.
[08:04] Mitsuha
    We will now make our return!
[08:06] Mitsuha
    All vehicles, forward!
[08:13] Crowd 1
    Thank you!
[08:13] Crowd 2
    Thank you, emissary from the gods!
[08:16] Crowd 3
    Long live the Messenger of Lightning!
[08:19] Crowd 4
    Thank you!
[08:39] King
    Miss Mitsuha, where are the others?
[08:42] Mitsuha
    They've returned to their country.
[08:45] King
    I see... I wanted to give them my thanks.
[08:48] King
    Miss Mitsuha, I offer you a million thanks.
[08:52] Mitsuha
    Your Majesty!
[08:54] Sabine
    Mitsuha!
[08:56] Sabine
    Elder Sister Mitsuha,
    I'm so glad you're unhurt!
[08:59] Mitsuha
    Thanks, Sabine!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[09:11] Mitsuha
    I'm not getting any customers...
[09:14] Mitsuha
    Well, the capital was in an uproar
    over the invasion until recently.
[09:17] Mitsuha
    Guess it's only natural.
[09:21] Courier
    All the mail and shipments
    delayed during wartime
[09:24] Courier
    are making their way around all at once now.
[09:27] Courier
    I'm busy as can be!
[09:29] Mitsuha
    Thanks for all your hard work!
[09:34] Mitsuha
    This letter... It's from Colette!
[09:39] Colette
    Mitsuha, how are you doing?
[09:42] Colette
    Dad said that with
    the neighboring empire invading,
[09:45] Colette
    the royal capital's in trouble,
    so I'm really worried about you.
[09:50] Mitsuha
    Colette...
[09:52] Colette
    Promise me you won't do anything dangerous!
[09:55] Mitsuha
    Haha... A bit too late for that...
[09:59] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[10:00] Sabine
    Elder Sister Mitsuha.
[10:01] Mitsuha
    Ah... welcome!
[10:04] Sabine
    This is for you.
[10:08] Mitsuha
    It's time!
[10:10] Mitsuha
    An invitation to the royal palace
    for an honor awards ceremony!
[10:13] Mitsuha
    It's not just me. There are
    a lot of deserving people.
[10:17] Mitsuha
    The provincial armies who slowed
    down the enemies early on,
[10:19] Mitsuha
    those who gathered intelligence,
[10:21] Mitsuha
    mercenaries, et cetera.
[10:23] Mitsuha
    Without even a single one of them,
    it might not have ended in victory.
[10:29] King
    I hear your eldest son threw
    himself in the line of fire
[10:32] King
    to protect Marquis Aiblinger and Miss Mitsuha.
[10:36] Claus
    Yes.
[10:37] King
    And that brave, loyal soul
    is on the brink of death,
[10:42] King
    in an infirmary provided by Miss Mitsuha.
[10:45] Claus
    Yes...
[10:46] Claus
    Then let us recognize that deed
    and see him off as a titled noble.
[10:53] Claus
    He will be granted the title of baron.
[10:56] Claus
    In due time, that title will
    pass over to the head family,
[11:00] Claus
    to be carried on by one of your children
    or grandchildren who does not succeed you.
[11:03] Claus
    Your Majesty...
[11:05] King
    That way, word of his deeds can be
    passed down along with his title forevermore.
[11:11] Claus
    Th-Thank you very much.
[11:14] Mitsuha
    That must really come as a great honor.
[11:17] Aiblinger
    I object!
[11:18] Mitsuha
    What?!
[11:21] Mitsuha
    Marquis Aiblinger?
    The very one who was saved?
[11:24] King
    And for what reason, Marquis Aiblinger?
[11:28] Aiblinger
    The title of baron is not
    befitting of his deeds!
[11:31] Aiblinger
    If it's not viscount at the very least,
    I won't be able to look him in the face!
[11:38] Claus
    Lord Aiblinger...
[11:45] King
    I apologize. I was lacking in consideration.
[11:48] King
    Is there anyone who objects
    to the title of viscount, then?
[11:53] Mitsuha
    Of course there isn't.
[11:55] King
    Finally, the one who has served us
    most greatly, Miss Mitsuha.
[11:58] King
    Is there anything that you desire?
[12:00] Mitsuha
    In that case...
[12:02] Mitsuha
    I'd ask you to award honors not to myself,
    but the ones who fought for justice
[12:05] Mitsuha
    to save this kingdom in its time of need,
    the soldiers from my homeland.
[12:10] King
    I was told it was by the secret arts
    of the Messenger of Lightning
[12:13] King
    that they were summoned here.
[12:15] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[12:16] Mitsuha
    I am forbidden to speak at greater length.
[12:20] King
    Is that right?
    Then I will not pursue the matter.
[12:24] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much.
[12:26] Mitsuha
    For my sake, they rushed here,
    carrying Sacred Relics of battle,
[12:30] Mitsuha
    without national authorization.
[12:32] Mitsuha
    However, they broke the rules by involving
    themselves in the affairs of other nations,
[12:36] Mitsuha
    and all of them will be punished heavily
[12:38] Mitsuha
    for the crime of expending
    the Sacred Relics of battle.
[12:40] King
    What?!
[12:42] Mitsuha
    It's caused trouble for their families, as well,
    and some may even be left homeless...
[12:47] Audience 1
    Can that be true?
[12:48] Audience 2
    Those brave heroes...
[12:49] Mitsuha
    Okay! Now to finish it off!
[12:51] Mitsuha
    What a cruel fate, for these
    soldiers to suffer so for justice!
[12:56] Mitsuha
    I want to repay them for their kindness!
[13:00] Mitsuha
    I humbly ask for a letter to serve
    as vindication of their actions fighting,
[13:05] Mitsuha
    as well as enough funds to set aside
    for damage to the Sacred Relics,
[13:07] Mitsuha
    along with reparations
    for those left without means!
[13:13] Mitsuha
    I believe that those will
    definitely be of use in restoring
[13:17] Mitsuha
    the honor of these heroes!
[13:19] Audience 1
    Oh!
[13:19] Audience 2
    That's true...
[13:22] Mitsuha
    I promised Wolf's Fang 40,000 gold...
[13:26] Mitsuha
    Wait, not just that, there was
    additional pay, as well...
[13:29] Mitsuha
    What do I do if they only
    offer 3,000 gold or something?!
[13:32] Claus
    Three thousand gold!
[13:35] Claus
    My house will provide 3,000 gold!
[13:38] Mitsuha
    Count Bozes...
[13:39] Aiblinger
    Five thousand gold from me!
[13:41] Mitsuha
    Marquis Aiblinger!
[13:44] Noble 1
    Twenty-five hundred gold!
[13:46] Noble 2
    Three thousand gold!
[13:47] Noble 3
    Two thousand gold from me!
[13:49] Noble 3
    Wait, am I going to easily hit my target here?
[13:53] Noble 4
    We'll give 2,000 gold!
[13:54] Noble 5
    Twelve hundred gold!
[13:55] Noble 5
    I'll put up 1,500 gold!
[13:57] Mitsuha
    Everyone, I can't thank you enough...
[14:00] King
    Chancellor Sahr, order the finance minister
[14:03] King
    to draw as much possible
    gold from the treasury.
[14:05] Sahr
    As you wish.
[14:07] King
    All of you contributed to
    a great cause on this day.
[14:09] Mitsuha
    There's one more thing
    I'd like to ask of you.
[14:13] King
    State your wish.
[14:15] Mitsuha
    I ask of you to grant me
    citizenship in your kingdom!
[14:21] Mitsuha
    I abandoned my home country,
    and ended up in this kingdom,
[14:24] Mitsuha
    a rootless wanderer here only temporarily.
[14:26] Mitsuha
    But now, my wish is to become a citizen
    of this royal capital, this kingdom,
[14:30] Mitsuha
    and call it my new homeland.
[14:34] King
    I had thought you were already
    a citizen of this kingdom.
[14:38] Mitsuha
    Yes, in my heart.
[14:40] Mitsuha
    But I possess no grounds by which I can
    call myself a subject of Your Majesty.
[14:45] King
    Is that so?
[14:46] King
    Then let me bestow upon you proof
    that you are a member of this kingdom,
[14:50] King
    that not even you yourself can deny.
[14:54] Tsuyoshi
    You've fulfilled your duty
    to protect the kingdom!
[14:56] Tsuyoshi
    Now to gain rights!
[14:58] Mitsuha
    If I officially gain citizenship rights,
[15:00] Mitsuha
    I become entitled to protection
    from the government.
[15:02] Mitsuha
    It'll make doing business easier!
[15:05] Mitsuha
    Maybe I'll come up with
    a new way to make money.
[15:09] King
    I bestow upon you the title of
    viscountess, Mitsuha von Yamano.
[15:13] Mitsuha
    What?!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[15:22] Captain
    That's all the payment you owe, duly received.
[15:25] Mitsuha
    You sold the dragon fang?!
[15:28] Captain
    It was a deal with a big-time
    teacher from Harvard.
[15:31] Captain
    That professor, even with just
    cursory examination of that fang,
[15:34] Captain
    said he sees infinite possibilities
    for new R&D based on dragon materials.
[15:40] Mitsuha
    That might not end well...
[15:42] Mitsuha
    What if they make a big fuss
    asking where you found it?
[15:46] Captain
    I didn't tell him I brought it
    back from that world, of course.
[15:49] Mitsuha
    Well, yeah, if you started
    talking about other worlds,
[15:52] Mitsuha
    things would end up getting
    complicated pretty quickly...
[15:54] Captain
    I warned him to stick to the story that he
    accidentally created it in his lab by chance.
[15:58] Captain
    I've secured all the patent-related rights,
[16:01] Captain
    so now I'm guaranteed to make a fortune!
[16:05] Mitsuha
    Sounds like a good chance to call it quits
    on dangerous mercenary work.
[16:09] Captain
    Nope, we'll stay in the business.
[16:11] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[16:11] Captain
    That's the only thing we're good at.
[16:15] Captain
    Nothing good will come out of having
    all that money and free time.
[16:21] Mitsuha
    Does that mean I can count on your
    services if they're ever needed again?
[16:25] Captain
    Leave it to us.
SIGN    Closed for Today
SIGN    Maiden Couture
[16:34] Mitsuha
    Here I go!
[16:35] Mitsuha
    Mitsuha, Cosplay Power Make-Up!
[16:39] Sahr
    We will now begin
    the title conferral ceremony!
[16:55] King
    Mitsuha von Yamano.
[16:56] King
    I confer upon you the title of viscountess!
[17:09] King
    Viscountess Yamano.
[17:10] Mitsuha
    Yes.
[17:11] King
    Will you accept on his
    behalf the title conferred
[17:15] King
    upon Count Bozes's eldest son,
    Alexis, who could not be here?
[17:20] Mitsuha
    Eh?
[17:24] Mitsuha
    I refuse.
[17:28] Audience 1
    Unforgivable!
[17:29] Audience 2
    Arrest her!
[17:31] Audience 3
    What insolence!
[17:40] Audience 4
    I thought he was in critical condition!
[17:44] Mitsuha
    You should be directly
    conferring that title on him!
[17:51] King
    Alexis von Bozes.
[17:53] King
    I confer upon you the title of viscount!
[17:55] Alexis
    I humbly accept.
[17:59] Alexis
    The honorable title of viscount, received
    directly from Your Majesty for my deeds...
[18:04] Alexis
    I intend to work hard and live up to this title
    as the head of a glorious new noble house!
[18:13] Alexis
    Theodore will be succeeding
    my father's title of count.
[18:16] Mitsuha
    Your younger brother will be
    a higher rank than you, then.
[18:19] Alexis
    That's no problem.
[18:22] Alexis
    By the time my father retires,
    I'll have risen to become a count, as well.
[18:26] Alexis
    Please look forward to it, my lady.
[18:30] Mitsuha
    In any case, Yamano Mitsuha has
    become a noble in another world!
[18:37] Villager 1
    I wonder if the war has ended.
[18:39] Villager 2
    That's what I hear.
[18:40] Villager 1
    Nothing beats peace and quiet.
[18:42] Villager 2
    You can say that again.
[18:44] Colette
    I wonder how Mitsuha is doing...
[18:50] Mitsuha
    Colette!
[18:52] Mitsuha
    Colette, I came to see you!
[18:54] Colette
    Mitsuha! It's Mitsuha!
[18:56] Mitsuha
    Ow, ow, ow...
[18:58] Mitsuha
    Please don't! I told you not to do that!
[19:01] Colette
    Wow! You chased away a dragon?!
[19:05] Mitsuha
    Then, all the monsters ran away, too!
[19:07] Mitsuha
    One thing led to another,
    and the Empire's army stopped fighting!
[19:10] Colette
    You really did a lot, Mitsuha!
[19:13] Mitsuha
    That's right. And so...
[19:16] Mitsuha
    The king recognized my achievements,
    and I became a viscountess...
[19:21] Mitsuha
    I'm a noble in this kingdom now.
[19:23] Colette
    Eh?
[19:24] Mitsuha
    The land I'm in charge of is a little
    over half a day of walking from here.
[19:29] Mitsuha
    Pretty close by, huh?
[19:30] Tobias
    That's, well...
[19:31] Colette
    Congratulations, Lady Mitsuha...
[19:34] Mitsuha
    Huh? Why so formal?
[19:35] Colette
    I mean, you're a viscountess now, right?
[19:39] Colette
    So...
[19:39] Mitsuha
    Colette!
[19:43] Mitsuha
    I may be a viscountess, but I'm the same
    Mitsuha that you saved back then.
[19:48] Mitsuha
    So you don't have to change either, Colette.
[19:52] Colette
    Mitsuha, thank you!
[19:55] Colette
    Hey! Wait! I'm not done talking...
[19:59] Colette
    Talking?
[20:04] Mitsuha
    Colette, won't you come work in my territory?
[20:07] Colette
    Huh?
[20:08] Mitsuha
    And as my potential future retainer,
    I want you to learn about all sorts of things.
[20:13] Mitsuha
    Well?
[20:15] Colette
    But...
[20:16] Tobias
    That sounds great!
[20:18] Eline
    Yes!
[20:19] Colette
    Really?!
[20:20] Tobias
    A country village girl like you
    working for a noble house!
[20:24] Tobias
    That's a success story if I've ever heard one!
[20:27] Eline
    Please take good care of her.
[20:29] Mitsuha
    Yes!
[20:30] Mitsuha
    I'll take full responsibility
    in looking after her.
[20:33] Mitsuha
    You can rest assured
    that she's in good hands!
[20:38] Sign
    Feudal Lords
    Feudal lordship was a largely hereditary system of government and local autonomy found in the feudal era. A number of feudal lords were incorporated into the state as nobility.
[21:27] Mitsuha
    So this is my territory.
[21:29] Mitsuha
    There are people who call this place home.
[21:32] Mitsuha
    I need to do a good job
    managing and developing it!
[21:36] Mitsuha
    That being said...
[21:42] Mitsuha
    My fight to save 80,000 gold in another world
    for my retirement has only just begun!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Fin
[22:05] ED Lyrics
    I open my eyes, and where do I find myself?
[22:10] ED Lyrics
    Maybe I should go back to bed
[22:15] ED Lyrics
    Pretending I'm still half-asleep
[22:19] ED Lyrics
    Running away from reality,
    to the west and east
[22:24] ED Lyrics
    To be honest, life's all about
[22:26] ED Lyrics
    Taking falls and getting back up
    (heavy damage)
[22:28] ED Lyrics
    Hurt as it may, there's
    still a long road ahead...
[22:33] ED Lyrics
    Looks like I've reached the end of my rope
[22:38] ED Lyrics
    Hitting life's harder levels
[22:42] ED Lyrics
    That's a test from the gods
    that I'll take on
[22:47] ED Lyrics
    First things first, gotta be the economy!
[22:49] ED Lyrics
    Aiming for the bourgeois life
[22:52] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[22:54] ED Lyrics
    No matter what enemies may come my way
[22:57] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[22:59] ED Lyrics
    I'll get them on my side
[23:01] ED Lyrics
    Gotta be the economy!
[23:03] ED Lyrics
    Who doesn't need money, after all?
[23:06] ED Lyrics
    To the days where you need to
    scrape by one way or another
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    Here's to you!