E3 - I Want to Connect, but It's Not Meant to Be

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SIGN    I want to be connected
    A
[00:12] Kazuki
    When did I...
[00:15] Kazuki
    Enta.
[00:16] Enta
    Y-You're going to catch
    a cold sleeping out here.
[00:20] Enta
    Let's head home.
[00:23] Enta
    I have a crush on Kazuki.
[01:57] Sister
    Enta! Breakfast is ready.
[02:00] Enta
    Morning.
[02:02] ---
    Jeez, don't be so lazy
    just because it's Sunday.
[02:06] Enta
    Ugh, fish again?
[02:08] Sister
    It's kisu.
[02:09] Enta
    Kisu?!
[02:11] Sister
    We're having kisu that's
    been dried overnight today.
[02:13] Enta
    Huh?
[02:14] Enta
    Oh, you mean kisu, the fish.
[02:17] Enta
    You scared me.
[02:18] Enta
    Did your boyfriend give you this, too?
[02:21] Enta
    Yup.
[02:22] Enta
    He's a good-looking, ideal boyfriend.
[02:24] Enta
    He can even cut up fish.
[02:26] Enta
    We're going on a fishing date today.
[02:29] Enta
    I wish you were dating someone who
    worked at a butcher shop, not a fish shop.
SIGN    Lucky Selfie Fortunes
SIGN    Here is a recipe for chicken goma-ae. First, prepare the cucumbers. Next, kill the chicken.
SIGN    Lucky Selfie Fortunes
SIGN    Asakusa
SIGN    Here is a recipe for chicken goma-ae. First, prepare the cucumbers. Next, kill the chicken. Drain its blood. Pluck it.
SIGN    Kiss
SIGN    Asakusa 
    Sara
    TV 
    
    
    Fortunes
[02:39] ---
    Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[02:43] Gramma
    Catch.
[02:44] Sara
    Kisses, dish.
SIGN    Lucky Selfie Fortunes
SIGN    Asakusa
SIGN    First, prepare the cucumbers. Next, kill the chicken. Drain its blood. Pluck it. Now for a little break, dish...
[02:45] Sara
    The more kisses you have,
    the happier you'll be!
[02:48] Sister
    Kisses!
[02:50] Sister
    He might kiss me on our date today.
[02:52] Sister
    Actually, I might kiss him first myself!
[02:54] Sister
    Oh, stop it!
SIGN    Lucky Selfie Fortunes
[02:56] Sara
    Good Sarakku!
[03:09] Enta
    I like Kazuki.
[03:11] Enta
    I don't remember when I started liking him,
[03:14] Enta
    but this feeling's been
    inside me for a long time.
[03:19] Enta
    I won't accept him quitting soccer.
SIGN    "Kaisou"
[03:21] (Flashback) Text
    O Flashback
SIGN    X Seaweed
[03:24] Enta
    Kazuki and I have been the
    golden duo since we were kids.
[03:31] Enta
    I know him better than anyone.
[03:36] Enta
    I want him to score a goal with my pass.
[03:41] Enta
    If the Dish of Hope grants Kazuki's wish,
    I'll give him this...
[03:42] ---
    Just like that!
[03:47] Enta
    and the golden duo will be back together.
[03:50] Enta
    I don't desire anything else.
[03:52] Enta
    So why...
[03:54] Enta
    Why did I have to go and kiss him?!
SIGN    Eat Some Kisu to
SIGN    Improve Your Kisses!!
SIGN    Uogashi
[04:00] Kazuki
    I-It's closed.
SIGN    Closed
SIGN    Uogashi Keiss
SIGN    Eat Some Kisu to  Improve Your Kisses!!
SIGN    Kisu Cuisine
[04:03] Kazuki
    I can't get a kiss photo, so I thought I'd
     try to get away with a kisu, as in the fish.
[04:09] Kazuki
    What do I do about today's mission?!
[04:14] Haruka
    Let's see...
[04:16] Haruka
    This one!
[04:18] Enta
    You got me again.
[04:20] Haruka
    Lucky.
[04:21] Haruka
    I win.
[04:23] Enta
    You're too good at this.
[04:25] Enta
    It's like you have the goddess
    of fortune on your side.
[04:31] Haruka
    Maybe it's thanks to Sara-chan.
[04:34] Haruka
    I got a message.
[04:36] Enta
    From Kazuki?
[04:37] Haruka
    It's a secret.
[04:40] Kazuki
    I'm so saucerry!
[04:41] Kazuki
    My selfie is going to be
    a bit late today, dish.
[04:45] Kazuki
    Sorry!
[04:46] Haruka
    It's okay.
[04:48] Haruka
    Good luck at work!
[04:52] Haruka
    I don't message Kazu-chan.
[04:55] Enta
    I guess you can talk to
    him in person at home.
[04:58] Enta
    My sister won't stop spamming
    me with useless messages.
[05:03] Haruka
    Kazu-chan doesn't laugh
    like he used to anymore.
[05:08] Haruka
    He quit soccer, even though he loved it.
[05:10] Haruka
    And he threw out his miçanga.
[05:13] Haruka
    I used to love watching him playing soccer.
[05:20] Enta
    Same.
[05:21] Enta
    I liked Kazuki the most when
    he was playing soccer, too.
[05:24] Haruka
    I want Kazu-chan to play soccer again, but I
     don't think it would matter if I told him.
[05:32] Enta
    Haruka...
[05:35] Enta
    It's all right.
[05:37] Enta
    I'm sure he'll laugh and play soccer again.
[05:41] Enta
    Just leave it to me.
[05:44] Haruka
    You and Kazu-chan are the
    golden duo, after all.
[05:48] Enta
    Yup.
[05:50] Sister
    Keiss is late.
[05:52] Sister
    Normally, he calls me when he's running late.
SIGN    Eat Some Kisu to  Improve Your Kisses!!
SIGN    Keiss
SIGN    Uogashi
SIGN    Closed
SIGN    Kisu Cuisine
SIGN    Keiss
[06:07] Enta
    Kazuki...
[06:09] Enta
    You don't laugh in front of Haruka, either?
[06:11] Enta
    I guess it's not my business to worry.
[06:15] Kazuki
    It is your business.
[06:23] Enta
    Kazuki?
[06:24] Enta
    Why are you...
[06:29] Kazuki
    There's something I want to tell you.
[06:33] Kazuki
    I'm thinking of playing soccer.
[06:38] Kazuki
    Sorry for worrying you so much.
[06:41] Kazuki
    If I'm good enough for you,
    could we become the golden duo again?
[06:52] Enta
    Don't ever take it off this time.
[06:55] Kazuki
    I won't.
[06:56] Kazuki
    I promise.
[06:57] Kazuki
    We're the golden duo until we die.
[07:01] Kazuki
    Just like that!
[07:05] Sister
    Hey, are you giving me this miçanga?
[07:09] Enta
    Nee-chan?!
[07:10] Sister
    I'm on my way to pick up my boyfriend.
[07:12] ---
    Bye!
[07:14] Enta
    Wait, that's for Kazuki!
[07:22] Enta
    What are you guys doing?!
[07:25] Guy A
    It's Jinnai from Sara Middle School.
[07:27] Guy B
    Hey, what's up?
[07:30] Enta
    This place belongs to me and Kazuki.
[07:33] Enta
    I never said you could use it!
[07:34] Guy A
    Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
[07:37] Guy B
    Kazuki's the other forward player, right?
[07:40] Guy B
    I heard he quit soccer.
[07:44] Guy A
    So what's the problem with
    us using this spot, then?
[07:47] Enta
    Kazuki's coming back soon.
[07:50] Guy A
    But didn't he quit and leave you behind?
[07:52] Guy A
    You believe him after he betrayed you?
[07:55] Guy A
    Isn't that miserable?
[07:57] Enta
    Shut up, damn it!
[07:58] Guy B
    Hey, stop!
[08:00] Guy A
    What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN    Asakusa
     Suspicious
     Corpse
     Incident
    Investigation
     Headquarters
[08:10] Guy A
    We've identified the body that
    was discovered early today.
SIGN    Keiss Memore
SIGN    Self-employed
SIGN    Keiss
[08:14] Guy A
    Keiss Memore, 27 years old.
[08:17] Guy A
    Owner of kisu specialty shop,
     Uogashi Keiss.
SIGN    Keiss
[08:18] [SONG] ---
    Kisu, kisu...
SIGN    Keiss
[08:20] Guy A
    He was arrested half a year ago
    on suspicion of leading a woman to
[08:20] [SONG] ---
    Kisu, kisu...
[08:22] [SONG] ---
    Kisu, kisu...
[08:23] Guy A
    suicide after meeting her with the
    intention of committing marriage fraud.
[08:23] [SONG] ---
    Kisu, kisu...
SIGN    Keiss
[08:25] [SONG] ---
    Otters! Lies! Lies!
[08:26] Guy A
    But a case couldn't be established,
    and he was released.
SIGN    Keiss
[08:27] [SONG] ---
    Gonna take them! Kisu, kisu!
[08:28] [SONG] ---
    The world is filled with lies, lies!
SIGN    Self-employed
SIGN    No unauthorized copying allowed
SIGN    Keiss Memore
SIGN    Keiss
SIGN    Runs the kisu specialty shop "Uogashi Keiss."  He was arrested six months ago on suspicion of leading  a woman to suicide after meeting her with the intention  of committing marriage fraud. But a case couldn't  be established, and he was released.
[08:29] Guy A
    We'll investigate as if it was a murder.
[08:30] [SONG] ---
    Gonna take them! Kisu, kisu!
[08:33] [SONG] Reo
    We hooked that guy.
[08:36] [SONG] Mabu
    He's yesterday's kisu.
[08:39] (Flashback) Keiss
    Are we done yet?
[08:40] (Flashback) Keiss
    I'm getting up early tomorrow
    to go fishing with my honey.
[08:45] (Flashback) Mabu
    To those for whom there's no beginning,
    no end, and no connecting...
[08:49] (Flashback) Reo
    We'll open this door for you.
SIGN    Extract
[08:55] (Flashback) Reo
    Desire?
[08:57] (Flashback) Reo
    Or love?
[09:00] (Flashback) Reo
    Desire extraction!
[09:09] [SONG] ---
    Otters, soiya!
[09:15] [SONG] ---
    Soiya! Soiya!
[09:17] [SONG] ---
    Soiya! Soiya!
[09:20] [SONG] Reo
    Neutered dogs, bare your teeth
[09:27] [SONG] Reo
    Mere insects coasting through life,
    live passionately
[09:33] [SONG] Reo
    Don't let go of your desires!
[09:36] [SONG] Reo
    Don't let go of your desires!
[09:39] [SONG] Reo
    We've attained two fates
[09:46] [SONG] Reo
    We're all alike, one life form
[09:52] [SONG] Reo
    Wring out the desire!
[09:55] [SONG] Reo
    Wring out the desire!
[09:59] [SONG] ---
    Otters, soiya! Soiya!
[10:02] [SONG] ---
    Otters, soiya! Soiya!
[10:06] [SONG] ---
    Otters, soiya!
[10:15] Reo
    Wring out...
[10:18] Mabu
    ...the desire.
[10:25] Guy A
    What do you want?!
[10:26] Guy A
    Ow!
[10:34] Guy B
    Shit!
[10:36] Guy A
    This isn't your business, asshole!
[10:38] Kazuki
    This is totally my business.
[10:41] Kazuki
    Don't mess with my golden partner.
[10:48] Kazuki
    Enta, are you all right?
[10:51] Enta
    Kazuki...
[10:53] Enta
    Please don't put yourself in danger for me.
[10:57] Enta
    If something were to happen to you,
     I could never die in peace.
[11:02] Kazuki
    Don't worry about it.
[11:03] Kazuki
    We're the golden duo, no matter what.
[11:09] Kazuki
    Just like that!
[11:13] Toi
    You aren't dying, dude.
[11:16] Enta
    What?!
[11:17] Enta
    Kuji?
[11:18] Enta
    Why?
[11:19] Toi
    You seriously suck at fighting.
[11:21] Enta
    Did they...
[11:23] Enta
    Did you just help me?
[11:26] Toi
    Not really.
[11:28] Toi
    I talked to them, and they ran away.
[11:31] Enta
    Damn it!
[11:34] Toi
    Do you know them?
[11:35] Enta
    They're from the team we beat last year.
[11:38] Toi
    Yeah?
[11:39] Enta
    Our soccer team got pretty far, you know.
[11:44] Enta
    Because we had Kazuki last year.
[11:46] Enta
    The day you transferred to our school,
[11:49] Enta
    Kazuki went from taking a break
    from the club to quitting.
[11:53] Enta
    Although I haven't accepted it to this day.
[11:55] Toi
    What's the point of fussing over
    someone who's already quit?
[11:59] Enta
    We've practiced in this
    spot since we were kids.
[12:03] Enta
    There's no point without Kazuki.
[12:07] Toi
    You're like brothers.
[12:09] Enta
    Maybe.
[12:11] Enta
    That's why I can tell.
[12:13] Enta
    At this rate, Kazuki won't
    ever play soccer again.
[12:17] Toi
    Then why...
[12:18] Enta
    If I let go of this place,
    it'll mean I've accepted that.
[12:24] Enta
    I want to pass the ball to Kazuki again.
[12:27] Enta
    That's why I want a Dish of Hope.
[12:32] Toi
    I'm taking the dishes.
[12:36] Toi
    You two aren't getting them.
[12:50] Sara
    And now for the next story, dish!
[12:51] Sara
    There are women flying away all over Asakusa.
SIGN    Oh, No! Flying Brides
SIGN    In Sara's nation, we brush our teeth with cucumbers. Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! We finish by rinsing our mouths with cucumber-flavored water.
[12:55] Sara
    Boss!
[12:58] Enta
    What do I do?
[12:59] Enta
    I can't find kisu anywhere.
[13:01] Enta
    All the fish shops across town are sold out.
[13:04] Keppi
    It's a kappa zombie's doing, kero.
[13:15] Enta
    Kisu fish!
[13:18] Enta
    Nee-chan!
[13:18] Kazuki
    Enta...
[13:19] Kazuki
    Kuji.
[13:24] Enta
    Keppi!
[13:25] Enta
    Make me a kappa!
[13:26] Keppi
    Desire extraction!
[13:40] Keppi
    Kero!
SIGN    Shirikodama
SIGN    Extraction
[13:49] Keppi
    This kappa zombie's object
    of desire is kisu, kero.
SIGN    Azumabashi @ Field of Desires
[13:55] Toi
    Nii-san said kisses are the devil, too.
SIGN    Kisu Zombie
[13:58] Kazuki
    Even so, I need a kisu for Haruka.
[14:02] Toi
    I don't care, as long as I get a dish.
[14:05] Enta
    I want that miçanga back.
SIGN    Kaminarimon
[14:19] [SONG] [SONG]
    There's something I have to take back
[14:24] [SONG] [SONG]
    Kisu! Kisu!
[14:25] [SONG] [SONG]
    Before the one I like finds out
[14:29] [SONG] [SONG]
    There's something I have to take back
[14:35] [SONG] [SONG]
    Kisu! Kisu!
[14:35] [SONG] [SONG]
    No one can find out...
[14:39] [SONG] [SONG]
    ...about this secret
[14:41] [SONG] [SONG]
    Go grab it!
[14:42] [SONG] [SONG]
    You and I are supposed to be connected
[14:46] Kisu
    Smooch!
[14:48] Kisu
    Don't take my desire, smooch!
[14:51] [SONG] [SONG]
    Desires!
[14:53] [SONG] [SONG]
    We have to find out the meaning of life
[15:02] [SONG] [SONG]
    Burst!
[15:03] Kisu
    Quantity over quality!
[15:04] Kisu
    All that matters is how many kisu I steal!
[15:04] [SONG] [SONG]
    Swim through life and grasp the success
[15:07] Kisu
    I want every girl in the world to love me
[15:10] [SONG] Kisu
    You can believe it's love
[15:10] Enta
    Quantity over quality? For kisses?
[15:12] Enta
    What the hell is he saying?
[15:15] [SONG] Kisu
    Soul on a dish, stack your plates
[15:18] [SONG] Kisu
    Catch the ball, yank it out
[15:19] Kisu
    Not so hard!
[15:20] [SONG] Kisu
    Grant your wishes, Sarazanmai!
[15:29] ---
    Just like that!
[15:30] ---
    Smooch, smooch.
[15:31] Kisu
    I don't want anyone to
    find out about my secret.
[15:34] Enta
    There's no meaning to a kiss if
    it doesn't matter who it's with!
[15:36] Enta
    A kiss is an expression of
    an inextinguishable emotion
[15:40] Enta
    you feel for only one person!
[15:43] ---
    Smooch!
SIGN    Butt
[15:46] Enta
    Got it!
SIGN    Butt
SIGN    Butt
[15:55] Keiss
    Kisuzanmai...
SIGN    ttuB
[15:57] Enta
    I get it.
SIGN    ttuB
[15:59] Enta
    He wanted to catch a lot of kisu
    and slice them into thirds.
[16:06] [SONG] Enta
    Sara!
[16:07] [SONG] Toi
    Sara!
[16:08] [SONG] Keiss
    Sara!
[16:11] [SONG] Keiss
    Sarazanmai!
SIGN    A
SIGN    Butt
SIGN    A
SIGN    Leak
[16:30] Voice
    Leaking.
SIGN    Leak
[16:35] Enta
    This is from when...
[16:38] Enta
    No!
[16:39] Enta
    Don't look!
SIGN    Leak
SIGN    Yasaka Kazuki
[16:56] Toi
    Seriously?
SIGN    Leak
[17:00] Kazuki
    Enta...
[17:02] Kazuki
    Kissed me?
[17:07] Enta
    I'm finished!
[17:18] Keiss
    Desire assimilated.
[17:19] Zombie
    I'm a dead zombie, smooch.
SIGN    Butt    Butt    Butt    Butt    Butt    Keiss    Butt    Butt    Butt    Butt    Butt
SIGN    Keiss
SIGN    No beginning
SIGN    No connection
SIGN    No end
SIGN    Students Crossing
[17:28] Sister
    Huh?
[17:29] Sister
    Why am I here?
[17:31] Sister
    Right, we were meeting up for our date.
SIGN    Keiss
[17:39] Sister
    Huh?
[17:40] Sister
    Who was I waiting for?
SIGN    Keiss
[17:44] Reo
    Humans are such fools,
    clinging to such brittle connections.
[17:50] Voice
    Message from the empire.
[17:52] Voice
    Message from the empire.
[17:54] Voice
    Otterly unbelievable...
[17:55] Voice
    The amount of desire energy
    being transferred our way
[17:58] Voice
    has dropped markedly in recent days.
[18:00] Voice
    I hope I don't need to remind
    you that betrayal means death.
[18:04] Mabu
    I apologize.
[18:06] Mabu
    Someone's been getting in our way.
[18:07] Voice
    Otterly unacceptable...
[18:09] Voice
    I don't need your excuses.
    Carry on to your fullest.
[18:13] Reo
    As you wish.
[18:17] Keppi
    Too bad.
[18:17] Keppi
    It's another silver dish.
[18:20] Kazuki
    Enta, about that kiss...
[18:22] Enta
    Th-That was, um...
[18:24] Kazuki
    I don't mind.
[18:26] Kazuki
    The soccer club made you
    do it on a dare, right?
[18:28] Kazuki
    It's not my business anymore.
[18:30] Enta
    It totally is!
[18:35] Enta
    I can't get you off my mind.
[18:38] Enta
    The fact that you quit soccer,
    the way you've stopped laughing...
[18:42] Enta
    I know none of that is my business, but...
[18:46] Enta
    But...
[18:47] Enta
    You've always kept me going
    by playing soccer with me.
[18:51] Enta
    I wanted to help you this time.
[18:54] Enta
    Shit!
[18:56] Enta
    I'm in love with you, Kazuki.
[18:58] Enta
    Let's be a golden duo for life.
[19:11] Kazuki
    I hear you loud and clear.
SIGN    Hope
[19:15] Kazuki
    We're a golden duo for life.
[19:19] Enta
    Kazuki...
[19:22] Enta
    Just like that!
[19:41] Kazuki
    What's wrong, Enta?
[19:44] Enta
    Nothing.
[19:46] Enta
    I knew I was fantasizing.
[19:48] Kazuki
    Enta, you're a mess.
[19:50] Kazuki
    Did something happen to you?
[19:51] Enta
    Huh?
[19:51] Enta
    Oh, this?
[19:52] Enta
    No, I just had a really bad fall.
[19:54] Kazuki
    You're pretty clumsy, huh, Enta?
[19:56] Enta
    I know.
SIGN    I   W a n t   t o   C o n n e c t,
SIGN    b u t   I t ' s   N o t   M e a n t   t o   B e
[20:10] [SONG] ---
    Stand by me
[20:12] [SONG] ---
    Please
[20:14] [SONG] ---
    I don't know if I can become stronger
[20:21] [SONG] ---
    The rain washes away my tears
[20:26] [SONG] ---
    I want to be embraced by your warmth
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    The flickering lightbulb that's been neglected
[20:36] [SONG] ---
    One morning, it had quietly died
[20:39] [SONG] ---
    It's almost like you and me
[20:42] [SONG] ---
    Like the fleeting moment when
    we held our hands together
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    I sat with my arms around my knees
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    Thinking of the days long gone
[20:55] [SONG] ---
    Stand by me
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    Please
[21:00] [SONG] ---
    I don't know if I can become stronger
[21:06] [SONG] ---
    Even if you aren't here now
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    Please give me the courage to reach out
[21:17] [SONG] ---
    Stand by you
[21:19] [SONG] ---
    Please
[21:22] [SONG] ---
    I want to get rid of everything
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    The rain washes away my tears
[21:34] [SONG] ---
    I just want to be embraced by your warmth
[21:41] Enta
    Bah. Hopeless.
[21:43] Enta
    Utterly hopeless.
[21:44] Enta
    I can never get myself across to Kazuki.
[21:48] Haruka
    Enta-niichan...
[21:50] Enta
    I've made up my mind.
[21:52] Enta
    I'm giving up on him.
[21:54] Enta
    I'm going to stop meddling
    or expecting anything.
[22:01] Enta
    Isn't this...
[22:03] Haruka
    I secretly kept it.
[22:06] Haruka
    The miçanga Kazu-chan threw out.
[22:09] Haruka
    I can't run with Kazu-chan, so I'm
    hoping you can give it to him someday.
[22:17] Enta
    No, I...
[22:19] Enta
    I don't have the right to do that.
[22:22] Haruka
    It's okay.
[22:24] Haruka
    You're the golden duo, aren't you?
[22:28] Enta
    Yeah.
[22:30] Enta
    Thanks, Haruka.
[22:31] Mom
    Haruka, it's time.
[22:34] Enta
    Okay.
[22:35] Haruka
    I had a really good dream this morning.
[22:39] Enta
    Yeah? About what?
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[22:41] Haruka
    So...
[22:42] Haruka
    I was traveling through space on a
    giant Nyantaro, and I met the Little Prince.
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[22:49] Enta
    Say what?
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