E4 - Ride the Crab Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Ride the Crab SIGN    Ride the Crab [01:42] Milo     Whew, looks like no one's following us. [01:44] Bisco     Quit clinging to me over     every little thing, dummy! [01:47] Bisco     I'm already wearing     tons of layers as it is. [02:03] Milo     Hey, Bisco, we're veering off-course. [02:06] Milo     If we keep going this way, we'll miss     the mark and end up too far east. [02:09] Bisco     Don't say ill-omened things like     "miss the mark" to an archer. You heathen. [02:14] Bisco     This is the problem with city brats. [02:16] Milo     That's not the issue! [02:18] Milo     Are we sure this is the right way?     We didn't take the wrong path, did we? [02:21] Bisco     I've never been mistaken in my life. [02:23] Milo     Really? Because we're     supposed to be going to Akita. [02:28] Bisco     What an annoying panda you are!     Who do you think you're talkin' to here?! [02:32] Bisco     Sheltered boys should     just shut up and follow! [02:34] Bisco     Tsk. Now where'd that guy go off to? [02:52] Milo     Look, Bisco, it's driftweed. [02:54] Milo     I hear it absorbs light from      the sun and glows at night. [02:57] Milo     The rumors I heard about it in     Imihama said it's a very pretty— [03:02] Bisco     Why're you being so carefree? [03:04] Bisco     You think we're sightseeing?! Come on! [03:06] Milo     Th-That's not why I mentioned it. [03:10] Bisco     When the driftweed glows at night,     it attracts bugs and beasts. [03:13] Bisco     So I want to get through here      while it's still daylight. [03:16] Bisco     Let your guard down and you'll die. [03:19] Milo     S-Sorry. [03:56] Bisco     Here. [04:04] Milo     That's bitter! [04:06] Bisco     Don't chew it, dummy. [04:08] Bisco     The guts of these little guys are bitter. [04:10] Bisco     You gotta swallow it in one gulp, head-first. [04:13] Milo     Swallow it? This thing?! [04:15] Bisco     If you don't eat, you won't     be able to walk. Again. [04:27] Milo     Hey, Bisco... [04:29] Milo     By my estimates, Pawoo's body     should last about three months [04:33] Milo     thanks to those mushroom injections. [04:35] Milo     But the problem is Jabi-san... [04:38] Milo     I think he has another month at best. [04:43] Milo     Even if Jabi-san's right, and the Rust     Eater is in a secluded part of Akita, [04:49] Milo     there's no way we'll make it in time walking. [04:51] Milo     But if we get a car and     use the Imihama Highway, [04:54] Milo     we'll be caught by the Watch in no time. [04:57] Bisco     You think I'm just some moron who's     only good at fighting, don't you? [05:00] Bisco     I know all that. [05:03] Bisco     I didn't set out on this     journey without a plan. [05:06] Milo     You have some kind of idea, then? [05:10] Map(right of Ashio)     Shimobuki SIGN    Ashio Bonecoal Mountains [05:10] Map(above Ashio)     Niigata [05:10] Map(bottomleft)     Tain [05:10] Map(bottomcenter)     Gunma [05:10] Map(bottomright)     Tochigi [05:10] Bisco     The tip of the Ashio Bonecoal Mountains     extends to just north of here. [05:15] Bisco     In the mines there, the longest railcar line     runs all the way to southern Yamagata. [05:20] Bisco     If we find a good connection there,     it shouldn't even take two days. [05:23] Milo     The Ashio mines? [05:25] Milo     You mean we're passing through     the Bonecoal Mountains?! [05:32] Milo     I heard the iron mice living in the Bonecoal      Mountains are fierce and frightening. [05:37] Milo     They say, when the swarm attacks, a man can      be reduced to bones in less than ten seconds. [05:41] Milo     No matter how strong you are,      the two of us can't... [05:48] Bisco     Who said it was only the two of us going? [05:50] Milo     Huh? But who else is there? [05:53] Bisco     The third member of our party,      well... I just found him. [06:02] Bisco     You dummy. He's on our side. [06:11] Milo     Th-That's your... friend? [06:16] Bisco     My brother. [06:20] Bisco     This is Actagawa. He's a steelcrab. [06:22] Bisco     I had him go east, around the walls. [06:25] Bisco     He doesn't like the heat, so I figured he'd     buried himself, and I was looking for him. [06:32] Milo     So that's why we went east... [06:34] Bisco     The animals lurking in the bonecoal mines [06:36] Bisco     never attack something they can't     sink their teeth or poison into. [06:40] Bisco     Plus, this guy can walk through any terrain,     and he's stronger than heavy machinery. [06:53] Milo     Amazing. [06:55] Milo     I'm Nekoyanagi Milo. [06:58] Milo     Nice to meet you, Actagawa. [07:06] Bisco     Actagawa, you idiot! [07:23] Bisco     Wear that. [07:24] Bisco     I forgot that Actagawa... [07:26] Bisco     hates doctors. [07:31] Bisco     It suits you surprisingly well. [07:33] Milo     Really? [07:34] Bisco     Only how it looks, I mean. [07:41] Milo     It's okay, I'm not an enemy. [07:44] Milo     I'm Milo. [07:45] Milo     I'm Bisco's new partner. [07:51] Milo     I'd like to travel with you and join     Bisco in his search for the Rust Eater. [08:05] Milo     I managed to get on! [08:10] Milo     Ouch... [08:13] Bisco     So just yank on this here,     and he'll whirl around. [08:16] Bisco     If Actagawa gets all excited and      goes "Raaargh," just go "Hey!" [08:19] Bisco     Then thwap down hard like     this to get him to stop. [08:19] Milo     He's using more sound effects than words.      I can barely understand him. [08:23] Bisco     Well, either way, once you understand how     he feels, you won't need logic anymore. [08:27] Bisco     Want to give riding him a try? [08:29] Milo     Yeah, I'll try it. [08:31] Bisco     All right, let's see what you've got. [08:37] Milo     Here we go, Actagawa. [08:55] Milo     Guess I didn't snap the reins right, huh? [08:58] Milo     I'm sorry. [09:03] Bisco     You put too much power into the reins. [09:05] Bisco     There's no way you can     match Actagawa's strength. [09:08] Milo     No, not that way! [09:13] Milo     Ow. [09:16] Bisco     If you're nice to him, he'll be nice to you, too. [09:19] Bisco     Try thinking about how Actagawa feels. [09:23] Milo     Ow! [09:28] Milo     He hates me. [09:32] Bisco     Don't sulk over that. [09:34] Bisco     If some crab you didn't know tried to     ride you, you'd punch him, too, right? [09:40] Bisco     He's got his pride as a crab, too. [09:43] Bisco     You just have to get used to each other. [09:45] Milo     But which will break first,     his pride or the bones in my neck? [09:50] Bisco     You've always got something      to say, don't ya, Panda? [09:53] Bisco     Actagawa's our trump card. [09:56] Bisco     You should make friends with him quickly. [09:58] Milo     Then I'd like proper instruction     instead of just idealism. [10:22] Milo     At this rate, it'll be impossible to     get through Bonecoal Mountains. [10:26] Milo     Holding Bisco back is the one     thing I don't want to do. [10:30] Milo     Actagawa, please! [10:34] Milo     He's going too fast! [10:37] Milo     Actagawa! Stop! [10:52] Milo     I'm sorry. [10:53] Milo     You aren't hurt anywhere, are you? [10:57] Tirol     You know, that's one     incredible crab you're riding. [11:08] Bisco     Yup, that should do it. [11:11] Milo     Crab thief! [11:15] Tirol     Panda-kun, just give it     up and let go already! [11:20] Bisco     What's that idiot doing? [11:32] Bisco     Hey, whose crab do you think     you're layin' your hands on?! [11:35] Bisco     Want me to feed you to him?! [11:49] Bisco     You idiot. What did you even     do to end up in that situation? [11:54] Milo     I'm sorry. [11:55] Milo     That girl said she'd show me     the ropes, so I just... yeah. [12:00] Bisco     Okay, that's enough.     We'll train again tomorrow. [12:11] Milo     I'm sorry for pushing you too hard. [12:13] Milo     I'm going to apply some medicine,     so stay still, okay? [12:16] Milo     Don't bother acting tough! [12:19] Milo     Good, now sit. [12:23] Milo     There. Good boy. [12:27] Bisco     Why can't you ride on his     back when you can do this? [12:33] Milo     Do this? Do what? [12:37] Bisco     Whatever. [12:39] Bisco     Change of plans. [12:40] Bisco     No more crab training. [12:42] Bisco     You've got talent when it comes to crabs. [12:45] Milo     Huh? [12:46] Bisco     First time I've ever seen someone who could     talk to a crab before they could ride it. [12:54] Bisco     This is far enough.     We're almost at the Ashio Mountains. [12:59] Bisco     What's that? [13:03] Bisco     Okay, we'll sleep here for tonight. [13:05] Bisco     Make sure you heal your own wounds, too. [13:11] Bisco     Looks like someone beat us here. [13:14] Bisco     What's this? It's the crab thief from earlier. [13:19] Bisco     Hmm? Wait, now I remember.      I saw you in Imihama, too. [13:23] Bisco     Did someone order you to follow— [13:27] Milo     Bisco, move! [13:36] Milo     There's something in her stomach. [13:38] Milo     This'll be a bit rough, but... [13:52] Bisco     What's that thing? [13:54] Milo     A balloonworm. [13:55] Milo     It's a worm they used to use to     prevent slaves from escaping. [13:59] Milo     Feed the slave the egg, then drugs to stop it     from hatching. That way, they're yours for life. [14:03] Milo     Nowadays, it's used on prisoners. [14:05] Tirol     You mean the Imihama governor's     been using them on his special forces? [14:10] Tirol     No wonder they're always     taking that strange medicine. [14:13] Tirol     That damn cheating governor! [14:15] Milo     Here, drink some water. [14:17] Bisco     I can't believe he can help someone     who made a fool of him earlier in the day. [14:23] Tirol     You saved me! [14:26] Tirol     A-A-A-Akaboshi?! [14:28] Tirol     Why are you here again?! [14:29] Bisco     Huh? Shouldn't "Thank you, great doctor!"     be the first words out of your mouth instead? [14:35] Tirol     You must be joking. [14:36] Tirol     If you're saving a lone     woman out on a journey, [14:40] Tirol     you must be looking for that, right? [14:44] Tirol     You did just give me      the most incredible kiss. [14:46] Milo     Huh?! [14:47] Milo     That's not why I did that! [14:49] Tirol     How adorable. [14:51] Tirol     Hey, Doctor, that worm just now... [14:53] Tirol     I think there might still be     another one in my stomach. [14:57] Bisco     Hey, cut that out already. [14:59] Bisco     Who'd get any pleasure out of putting      their hands on that flat body of yours? [15:03] Tirol     So Akaboshi-kun's never     been with a woman, huh? [15:06] Tirol     Hee hee! I guess even Man-Eating Akaboshi     is an innocent virgin underneath. [15:13] Milo     Calm down, Bisco! [15:14] Milo     Hey, you're a peddler, right? [15:17] Milo     We don't have enough food. [15:20] Milo     If you don't mind, could     you share some with us? [15:22] Tirol     You two really aren't after my body? [15:26] Tirol     Then why'd you save someone like me? [15:29] Tirol     If you wanted my goods, you could've     just taken them after I died. [15:34] Bisco     Now that you mention it, that's true. [15:35] Milo     I can't just stand by and let     someone die right in front of me. [15:39] Milo     Right, Bisco? [15:40] Tirol     Looks like I got rescued     by a bona fide softie. [15:45] Tirol     I can't tell if that makes me lucky or pathetic. [15:47] Tirol     Well, whatever. In that case,      I'll treat this as business. [15:53] Tirol     Welcome to the charming     jellyfish shop, you two. [15:58] Milo     Jellyfish shop? [15:59] Tirol     My hair looks like a jellyfish, right? [16:02] Tirol     We specialize in blueprints     for weapons and arms, [16:05] Tirol     but we have plenty of food to offer, too. [16:07] Tirol     How about this 100% pure scorpion honey? [16:11] Tirol     It melts in your mouth! [16:13] Bisco     It just needs to fill our bellies.     Don't you have coal bread or salt mochi? [16:17] Tirol     We don't carry poor people food. [16:20] Milo     Look, Bisco! [16:21] Milo     She has butter-flavored Bisco cookies! [16:23] Milo     Let's get these! You love them, right? [16:26] Bisco     Uh, well, I've never had them before. [16:28] Bisco     We Mushroom Keepers rarely     ever get a hold of stuff like that. [16:32] Milo     All the more reason to get them. [16:34] Milo     So, um, can we have this? [16:36] Tirol     Huh? That's all you want? [16:38] Tirol     They're 4 sols a pop. [16:39] Bisco     Huh?! After all of that, you're charging us?! [16:43] Tirol     Of course I am! [16:45] Tirol     I lost out on your bounty because you     just happened to be too strong for me! [16:49] Tirol     Don't go saying stingy stuff to me! [16:53] Tirol     Well, that was a boring sale. [16:55] Tirol     I'm going to sleep now. It's 100 sols      if you touch me, you got that? [16:59] Tirol     Oh, half price for you, Panda-kun. [17:01] Bisco     Just go sleep already! [17:04] Milo     Bisco, getting mad will     just make you hungry. [17:06] Package     BISCO [17:15] Milo     Well? How's your namesake?     Different from what you imagined? [17:20] Bisco     I thought it'd be harder.     After all, the name means "strong." [17:25] Bisco     It's got a nourishing flavor, too. [17:27] Bisco     I thought it'd taste like a bear's liver. [17:30] Milo     There's no way it would!     It's a sweet treat, after all. [17:34] Milo     Well, was it good? [17:35] Bisco     Yeah, it was good. [17:37] Milo     H-Hey, you're eating too many! [17:40] Milo     I was saving mine! [17:41] Can     Liquid Bonecoal [17:41] Tirol     Well, I can't sell gas to a crab rider. [17:44] Tirol     This is old now, so I'll toss it. [18:01] Bisco     What's going on?! [18:02] Bisco     Hey, Milo, wake up! [18:14] Milo     The War Memorial wasn't     just used to purify weapons. [18:17] Milo     The whole temple itself     is an animal weapon! [18:20] Tirol     Help me! [18:22] Bisco     You dumbass, get off me! [18:24] Tirol     No, no! Don't leave me behind! [18:26] Bisco     Just how damn strong is this girl?! [18:27] Tirol     No way, no way, no way! [18:29] Milo     Bisco! [18:30] Milo     You two are both safe? [18:32] Bisco     Milo! This thing's main body     is a coal-eating mantis shrimp. [18:36] Bisco     It eats bonecoal! [18:37] Bisco     The fuel Jellyfish tossed     on it earlier woke it up! [18:42] Bisco     If this thing runs into     the Ashio mines now, [18:45] Bisco     they'll explode, and we won't     be able to use the railcar! [18:46] Sign     Ashio Bonecoal Mountains [18:51] Tirol     I don't want to die! [18:52] Bisco     It's no good. I can't handle this     thing with Jellyfish clinging to me. [18:55] Bisco     You'll have to do something to make it stop! [18:57] Milo     Make it stop?! [18:59] Milo     How am I supposed to make it stop?! [19:01] Bisco     Split open its brow! [19:03] Bisco     Rattle its brains,     and even this snail will stop! [19:06] Bisco     Split its brow with Actagawa's pincers! [19:08] Milo     Don't just suddenly ask the     impossible from a novice crab rider. [19:15] Milo     Bisco! [19:21] Milo     He told me to make this thing stop. [19:25] Milo     If he thinks I can do it... [19:27] Milo     Then I'll do it, Bisco. [19:30] Milo     Actagawa, that thing's     weak spot is right here. [19:34] Milo     Aim for its brow. [19:42] Milo     Go! [19:44] Milo     Actagawa! [19:51] Bisco     Milo! [19:56] Milo     Bisco! [19:59] Bisco     Didn't I tell you? [20:00] Bisco     You've got a talent for crabs! [20:21] Milo     Hey, Bisco. [20:23] Milo     Do you always fight such     incredible opponents? [20:26] Bisco     Nah, that was definitely my     first time fighting a temple. [20:31] Bisco     But I'm sure we'll have to fight     something even better tomorrow. [20:34] Bisco     That's just the star we're born under.      It's a Mushroom Keeper's way of life. [20:37] Milo     I think that's just your star,     not one for all Mushroom Keepers. [20:43] Bisco     This is the entrance to the mines. [20:45] Bisco     That was a close call. If we had     let that thing run through here, [20:49] Bisco     it would've blasted the entire mines to— [20:57] Bisco     Argh, damn it! [20:58] Bisco     Is that... Is that even possible?! [21:02] Milo     Bisco... [21:06] Bisco     This doesn't mean we've lost our chance. [21:09] Bisco     If this way's no good,     we'll just go a different way. [21:12] Bisco     Besides, with so many mushrooms     sprouting on this huge thing, [21:15] Bisco     the rust will soon be gone in this region. [21:19] Bisco     The old man would enjoy     that more than your life. [21:31] Milo     Looks like that girl ran off. [21:33] Milo     And she took all my money with her. [21:35] Bisco     I'm going to catch that     jellyfish and steam her. [21:41] Milo     I'm glad I split my money     between both our wallets. SIGN    Panda-kun     If Akaboshi dies, come     team up with me, okay? [21:44] Tirol&Note     Panda-kun, if Akaboshi dies,     come team up with me, okay? SIGN    Panda-kun     If Akaboshi dies, come     team up with me, okay? [21:49] Milo     She left all kinds of things for us. [21:53] Milo     I thought she just took our money. [21:55] Bisco     Just means she forced us to buy them,     which is practically the same thing. [22:01] Bisco     Hey, when did you get Actagawa to let you... [22:05] Bisco     Those wounds... [22:10] Milo     What? [22:12] Bisco     Nothing. [22:36] Milo     I-I'm hungry. [22:46] Bisco     I-It's a watermelon! [22:48] Milo     A watermelon?! [22:56] Bisco     Hey, wait! That's mine! [23:01] Bisco     Hey, wait up! [23:06] Bisco     Come on, brat! Hand it over! [23:09] Milo     Bisco, stop that. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:25] Tirol     In these hard times, [23:27] Tirol     children often attack adults and strip      them of everything in order to survive. [23:30] Tirol     But this time, they might     have picked the wrong target. [23:34] Tirol     Next episode: "Children's Fortress." [23:36] Tirol     Hey, how much do I get paid     for this next episode preview? SIGN    Children's Fortress