E5 - Summer! We Found a Great House for Wearing Swimsuits!

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[00:07] Fa
    Yay! The sea!
[00:11] Rufuria
    So why did you bring us
    out here on a holiday?
[00:18] Kotone
    I found a great house!
[00:20] Rufuria
    Who are you going to recommend it to?
[00:22] Kotone
    It's for the four of us to live in!
[00:25] (Flashback) Kotone
    Why don't we all buy a big
    house together someday?
[00:28] (Flashback) Kotone
    We can all live together
    in a wonderful mansion!
[00:32] Rufuria
    You were serious when you said that?!
[00:34] Kotone
    Yes!
SIGN    Property 5  Summer! We Found a Great House for Wearing Swimsuits!
[02:14] Fa
    Kotone! Can I go in the ocean?
[02:17] Kotone
    Sure. I'll hold on to your jacket.
SIGN    Naked!
[02:24] Fa
    Yay!
[02:26] Kotone
    You can't take off your swimsuit!
[02:30] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, your skin is so fair!
[02:33] Kotone
    And so smooth!
[02:35] Rufuria
    Hey, that tickles.
[02:38] Rufuria
    Hey!
[02:42] Rakira
    There are parts of me that aren't tanned!
[02:45] Kotone
    You're showing a lot of skin as it is!
    Don't lift up your swimsuit!
[02:51] Kotone
    I'm sure you'll all love the
    house when you see it!
[02:54] Kotone
    Let's see... Where was it?
[03:08] Rakira
    I don't need that!
    It would just weigh me down!
[03:11] Kotone
    You haven't even seen it yet!
[03:13] Kotone
    Please, don't say that.
    Let's just give it a look.
[03:17] Kotone
    It should be around here somewhere.
[03:20] Rufuria
    I don't see it anywhere.
    Are you sure it's here?
[03:23] Kotone
    O-Oh, no!
[03:25] Kotone
    It's really supposed to be around here!
[03:28] Kotone
    I have the floor plans and a key!
[03:31] Rakira
    I found a seashell.
[03:32] Rufuria
    Oh, how cute.
[03:34] Fa
    Whee!
[03:35] Kotone
    Please listen to me!
[03:37] Rufuria
    This is a very impressive house.
    How much is it?
[03:40] Rufuria
    Can we afford it?
[03:42] Kotone
    The old man who came to sell it said
    he would give it away for free.
[03:46] Rufuria
    This house is free?! Are you sure
    you aren't being tricked, Kotone?!
[03:49] Kotone
    What?!
[03:50] Rufuria
    Maybe a terrible monster lives there,
    and there's nothing anyone can do.
[03:54] Rufuria
    Maybe the building is in shambles
    and costs a fortune to take down.
[03:58] Kotone
    Y-You tricked me!
[04:00] Rufuria
    Why are you getting mad at me?!
[04:02] Rufuria
    Get mad at the old man!
[04:05] Rufuria
    But if we can't even find the place,
    there's nothing we can do.
[04:09] Kotone
    O-Oh, no!
[04:14] Kotone
    Let's at least enjoy the feeling...
[04:17] Fa
    Yay! I'll take this room!
[04:20] Kotone
    Everyone, please sit down.
[04:22] Rufuria
    So now we're playing house.
[04:24] Rakira
    Haven't done that in a while.
[04:26] Fa
    Daddy! Give me a hug!
[04:29] Rufuria
    I'm the daddy?!
[04:31] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria is the daddy,
    Miss Rakira is the mommy,
[04:34] Kotone
    and Fa is my little sister!
[04:36] Rufuria
    I don't get why I'm the daddy.
[04:39] Rakira
    "Mommy"...
[04:40] Rakira
    Honey, would you like to
    eat first or take a bath?
[04:43] (Flashback) Rakira
    Would you like to eat first or take a bath?
[04:48] Rufuria
    I hear that line all the time.
[04:49] Rakira
    Yeah, I guess so.
[04:51] Fa
    What does a "daddy" do?
[04:54] Rufuria
    Oh, right... Fa was found by herself.
[04:58] Rufuria
    She doesn't know what a family is like.
[05:01] Rufuria
    W-Well, um...
[05:03] Rufuria
    Dads are strong, and reliable, and...
[05:06] Fa
    Huh?
SIGN    Strong
SIGN    Reliable
[05:09] Fa
    So Rakira is the daddy, then!
[05:11] Rakira
    N-No! I'm not reliable!
[05:14] Fa
    I love you, big sister!
[05:17] Fa
    Let's play!
[05:22] Kotone
    S-So cute! Nothing like
    my real younger sisters!
[05:27] Fa
    Kotone, you have sisters?
[05:29] Kotone
    Yes, they're twins,
    and they're very demanding.
[05:35] (Flashback) Hibiki
    Stay sharp!
[05:37] (Flashback) Tsuzumi
    Big sister!
[05:38] Kotone
    They're always scolding me.
[05:40] Fa
    Wow!
[05:54] Rufuria
    It's nowhere to be seen.
[05:56] Rufuria
    Let's just say we came to
    hang out at the beach today.
[06:00] Rufuria
    Why don't you go back to the
    old man tomorrow and ask him?
[06:04] Kotone
    Okay...
[06:07] Fa
    Someone's asking for help.
[06:10] Rakira
    I don't hear anything.
[06:12] Fa
    This way!
[06:17] Fa
    It's him!
[06:18] Kanille
    Kani kani!
[06:19] Kotone
    Isn't that a crab?!
[06:22] Rakira
    Can I eat it?
[06:24] Rufuria
    Sounds good to me.
[06:26] Fa
    No!
[06:28] Kanille
    Thank you for saving me.
[06:30] Kanille
    My claw got stuck between the rocks.
SIGN    Only Fa Can Understand Him.
[06:33] Fa
    Kani kani kani!
[06:34] Rufuria
    If he can talk to Fa,
    I guess he's a non-human,
[06:37] Rufuria
    and not just a crab as he appears...
[06:39] Kotone
    I wonder if Mr. Crab knows this area well.
[06:43] Kotone
    Can you ask, Fa?
[06:45] Fa
    Do you know where the house on this map is?
[06:48] Kanille
    Let me see.
[06:50] Kanille
    Oh.
[06:52] Kanile
    Kani kani, kanikani...
[06:54] Kotone
    Please don't cut it anymore.
[06:57] Kanille
    I know where this is,
    but I can't tell any humans.
[07:02] Kanille
    But now that the person is gone...
[07:05] Kanille
    But still... hmm...
[07:07] Fa
    ...he says.
[07:10] Kanille
    Whoa!
[07:12] Kanille
    Wait! Don't eat me!
[07:14] Kanille
    I have a lovely wife and kids!
[07:17] ---
    Drool...
SIGN    Stare...
[07:18] Kanille
    I'll tell you! I'll tell you, okay?!
[07:21] Kanille
    Kani kani. I can take you there,
[07:25] Kanille
    but it's underwater,
    so you won't be able to breathe.
[07:28] Fa
    ...he says.
[07:29] Kotone
    What? Underwater?
[07:31] Rufuria
    I wonder how the old man got there, then.
[07:41] Kotone
    I forgot about the box he gave me that I'm
    supposed to open when I get near the house!
[07:46] Rufuria
    Come on! That sounds important!
[07:52] Kotone
    This is the last underwater potion.
[07:55] Kotone
    The person who makes these
    is no longer around.
[07:58] Kotone
    I wish someone could take the house,
    instead of letting it rot away.
[08:05] Rufuria
    What a pretty bottle.
[08:07] Rakira
    But what does this letter mean?
[08:09] Kanille
    Kani! That potion!
[08:12] Fa
    Do you know about it?
[08:14] Kotone
    W-Will this really let us breathe underwater?
[08:23] Fa
    Delicious!
[08:24] Kotone
    You drank it already?!
[08:27] Rufuria
    Does this really work?
[08:29] Rakira
    Mr. Crab said a person he knows makes them.
[08:34] Kotone
    The old man who came to sell the property
    seemed to visit there often.
[08:39] Kotone
    Let's try to see if we can breathe underwater.
[08:42] Kanille
    I'll show you the way.
[08:44] Fa
    He wants us to follow him! Yay!
[08:46] Kotone
    Fa?!
[08:59] Kotone
    Wow! We really can breathe!
[09:01] Fa
    So fun!
[09:03] Rufuria
    The view is breathtaking.
[09:05] Rakira
    Wow...
[09:07] Kanille
    Kani kani! It's in the trench over there.
[09:27] Kotone
    A city?
[09:48] Kanille
    I'm not supposed to bring humans here.
    Those are the rules.
[09:53] Kanille
    There was a time when humans
    used to hunt mermaids recklessly.
[09:57] Kanille
    But...
[10:03] Fa
    He says that was the last mermaid,
[10:05] Fa
    and she was the only person
    who could make the potions.
[10:11] Kotone
    So this house is...
[10:26] Rufuria
    This is the house you got, Kotone?
[10:33] Kotone
    Maybe the old man and the
    mermaid were secretly in love,
[10:38] Kotone
    and the two of them
    spent time together here.
[10:42] Kotone
    But now that the mermaid's passed away,
[10:46] Kotone
    the old man no longer has
    a reason to visit here.
[10:49] Rufuria
    What are you going to do with this house?
[10:50] Rufuria
    We don't have any more potions.
    We won't be able to come here, either.
[10:55] Kanille
    Kani kani!
SIGN    What's This?
[10:57] Fa
    Mr. Crab says, "What a nice house!"
SIGN    So Nice!
[11:04] Kotone
    Thank you for being our guide today.
[11:07] Kanille
    Kani kani.
[11:15] Kotone
    Wait!
[11:17] Kanille
    Kani?
SIGN    RPG 
    Real Estate
[11:22] Kotone
    Well, there goes our plan to live together.
[11:26] Rufuria
    Mr. Crab seemed to be happy.
    I think it all worked out.
[11:32] (Flashback) Kotone
    Please sign this contract.
[11:35] (Flashback) Kanille
    Kani kani!
SIGN    Property Ownership Transfer Agreement
[11:42] Rufuria
    Our job is to provide homes
    and make our clients happy.
[11:47] Rufuria
    So this one was a success.
[11:53] Kotone
    Right!
[11:54] Fa
    Daddy, you're so reliable!
[11:57] Rufuria
    I still don't get why I'm the daddy!
SIGN    RPG 
    Real Estate
[12:27] Kotone
    What a nice morning!
[12:32] Kotone
    What's going on?
[12:42] Kotone
    How did you end up all the
    way out here in your sleep?!
[12:46] Kotone
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:57] Kotone
    Good morning.
[12:59] Kotone
    People seem a bit restless this morning.
[13:02] Rufuria
    Haven't you seen the newspaper?
[13:04] Rufuria
    A nearby town was attacked by a dragon!
[13:07] Rufuria
    Didn't you notice the loud noise and
    earthquake in the middle of the night?
[13:10] Kotone
    What? Did you know, Fa?
[13:12] Fa
    Not at all!
[13:14] Rufuria
    You two are too laid-back!
SIGN    Return of the Dark Lord?
[13:16] Kotone
    How much damage was done?
[13:18] Rufuria
    Fortunately, nobody died,
SIGN    Dragon Attacks, Heavy Damage to Town
[13:21] Rufuria
    but a lot of injured people
    were carried into the city.
[13:24] Kotone
    Oh, no... Why did the dragon do such a thing?
[13:28] Kotone
    Do you think there was some reason?
[13:31] Kotone
    Did they catch the dragon?
[13:33] Rufuria
    Not yet. The whole kingdom is searching, but...
[13:46] Rufuria
    Fa.
[13:48] Rufuria
    What were you doing last night?
[13:51] Fa
    Huh?
[13:52] Kotone
    We were together until we went to slee—
[13:53] Rufuria
    I'm asking Fa.
[13:55] Fa
    I was asleep all night!
[13:58] Rufuria
    Really?
[13:59] Kotone
    Why would you ask Fa that?
[14:03] Rufuria
    Given the huge amount
    of magic power that Fa has,
[14:06] Rufuria
    I feel like we can't rule out the possibility
    that she has something to do with the dragon.
[14:11] Rufuria
    In fact, Fa could actually be the dragon.
[14:15] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria!
[14:19] Rakira
    Welco...me...
[14:25] Kotone
    A d-d-d-dragon!
[14:27] Rufuria
    Wh-What is it doing here?!
[14:35] Fake Dragon
    I am the destroyer!
[14:37] Fake Dragon
    Provide me with a home, unless you
    want to end up like the nearby town!
[14:42] Fa
    ...is what he said!
[14:43] Kotone
    He calls himself "the destroyer"?!
[14:46] Rufuria
    He's the one that did it?!
[14:47] Rakira
    P-Please have some tea.
[14:49] Fake Dragon
    Oh, thank you.
    Some snacks would be nice, too.
SIGN    Fa Is Translating the Dragon's Language
[14:53] Kotone
    Wh-What is going on?!
    The dragon is drinking tea!
[14:57] Rufuria
    We should contact Lady Satona right away.
[15:00] Fa
    Dora dora dora.
[15:04] Fake Dragon
    You shall not call for help!
[15:07] Kotone
    Fa! You didn't have to translate that!
SIGN    Yo, hello? Yeah, it's me.
[15:10] Fake Dragon
    Yo, hello? Yeah, it's me.
[15:13] Rufuria
    He's quite experienced in human life!
[15:16] Kotone
    I guess he uses a phone regularly!
    He's very high-tech!
[15:19] Fake Dragon
    Hurry up and find me a home.
[15:22] Fa
    ...he says.
[15:23] Kotone
    Th-This mountain cabin is big,
    and the rent is low...
SIGN    Timid...
[15:29] Fake Dragon
    Fool! I don't pay rent!
[15:32] Fake Dragon
    And I want a huge mansion!
[15:35] Fake Dragon
    Find me a place on the hilltop
    with a great view!
[15:38] Fa
    ...he says.
[15:39] Kotone
    That's impossible!
[15:42] Fake Dragon
    Obey, or I'll get violent!
[15:45] Fa
    ...he says.
[15:46] Kotone
    You're already violent!
[15:57] Rufuria
    How about this place?
[15:59] Fake Dragon
    Not enough rooms.
    I need at least fifteen.
[16:03] Rufuria
    What? Not even a huge mansion
    has that many rooms!
[16:06] Fake Dragon
    Stop making excuses! Next!
[16:09] Rufuria
    Yes, sir!
[16:12] Kotone
    Why does just one dragon need so many rooms?
[16:16] Kotone
    Does he have lots of hobbies?
[16:17] Rufuria
    How active...
[16:22] Rufuria
    How about this place?
    It's deep in the dungeon.
[16:28] Rufuria
    Normal humans can't reach this place
    due to the strength of the monsters,
[16:34] Rufuria
    but you, Mr. Dragon, might actually
    be able to rule this whole dungeon!
[16:40] Fake Dragon
    No, no! It's dark and damp! No way!
[16:44] Rufuria
    C-Come on!
[16:49] Rufuria
    What can we do?
[16:52] Rufuria
    Just giving him a house for free
    is already impossible.
[16:56] Dumplings
    Yummy! Delicious!
[16:59] Dumplings
    I hope we find a good home.
[17:02] Kotone
    What's wrong, Fa?
[17:04] Fa
    I can hear a lot of voices
    coming from somewhere.
[17:07] Fa
    They're so loud!
[17:09] Kotone
    I can't hear any voices.
[17:12] Rakira
    I don't want to keep letting him do this!
[17:16] Rufuria
    Rakira?
[17:18] Rakira
    A warrior doesn't give up just
    because the enemy is strong.
[17:24] Rakira
    If he's going to hurt people
    and behave as if that's okay,
[17:29] Rakira
    I won't obey!
[17:31] Rakira
    Get ready!
[17:32] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, wait!
[17:45] Kotone
    What? In one blow?
[17:47] Rakira
    Um, I didn't even hit him.
[17:54] Dumplings
    D-Dango!
[17:57] Rufuria
    Dumpling monsters?!
[18:01] Rufuria
    No! You're not getting away!
    Everyone, close the windows!
SIGN    Doom...!
[18:08] Rufuria
    Explain yourselves.
[18:13] Dumplings
    Dango!
[18:15] Fa
    They say they're sorry.
[18:18] Rufuria
    Playing a prank when everyone is worried after
    a big disaster is the worst thing you can do.
[18:23] Dumpling A
    I'm sorry. Changing form is our only ability.
[18:28] Dumpling B
    We can't find any work or a place to live.
[18:31] Dumpling A
    It was just a whim!
[18:33] Fa
    ...they said.
[18:35] Fa
    I feel sorry for them.
    Please forgive them.
[18:38] Rufuria
    Hmm... But...
[18:42] Kotone
    Can you guys take on any form?
[18:44] Dumpling A
    Dango...
SIGN    Safety First
[18:52] Dwarf
    Thanks a lot!
[18:54] Dwarf
    We really needed manpower to
    clean up the dragon's mess!
[19:03] Kotone
    Please work hard cleaning up the
    town to make up for what you did!
[19:07] Kotone
    Then, afterward,
    we'll have fluffy beds for you!
[19:11] Dumplings
    Dango!
[19:14] Rufuria
    A broom that cleans on its
    own sure would be useful.
[19:17] Rakira
    Maybe we can take one home.
[19:20] Dumpling A
    Thank you for helping us!
[19:23] Dumpling A
    You understand both our language
    and human language, right?
[19:28] Fa
    Yeah, that's right.
[19:29] Dumpling A
    I heard the Dark Lord was
    the only one who could do that.
[19:33] Dumpling A
    I've never heard of a non-human
    with a special ability like that.
[19:38] Fa
    Really?
[19:40] Kotone
    What is it saying?
[19:41] Fa
    Um, it said it's glad we can chat!
[19:46] Kotone
    Good to hear!
[19:48] Fa
    Yeah!
[19:54] Kotone
    I wonder where the dragon
    that attacked the town went.
[19:59] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria seems to think
    it might have been Fa.
[20:03] Kotone
    But Fa is too nice.
    She would never do that.
[20:10] Kotone
    I'll sleep with Fa tonight.
[20:17] Kotone
    Fa?
[20:38] Kotone
    Fa?
[20:47] Kotone
    Fa!
[20:54] Fa
    Kotone? What's wrong?
[20:59] Kotone
    Oh, I was thinking maybe we
    could sleep together tonight.
[21:02] Fa
    Ooh! Sleeping together! Yay!
[21:23] Kotone
    At that moment, Fa seemed like
    a completely different person.
[21:28] Kotone
    No, that's impossible.
[21:36] Kotone
    Fa, let's stay together forever and ever.
[23:25] Rufuria
    Rufuria here.
[23:26] Rufuria
    Now I want to eat crab dishes made by Rakira.
[23:29] Rufuria
    Mr. Kanille, what have you done to us?
[23:32] Rufuria
    Next time on RPG Real Estate:
[23:34] Rufuria
    "A Melody for the Grim Reaper!?
    We're All Friends! Let's Get Along!"
SIGN    Property 6 
    A Melody for the Grim Reaper!? 
    We're All Friends! Let's Get Along!
[23:38] Rufuria
    Look forward to it!