RPG Real Estate

In need of a home? Look no further than RPG Real Estate! Fifteen years after the demon king was destroyed, peace was restored to the land, leaving Kotone, like so many, looking to this agency for a place to live. They’ll find your dream fantasy home, but for Kotone, it’s also where she works. With her three colleagues, no cloud is too high or water too shaky for them to find you a wonderful place!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Welcome to RPG Real Estate! Room-Searching for the First Time!

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[00:30] Young Boy
    Hey, lady, your singing is great!
[00:33] Young Girl
    Yeah!
[00:35] Kotone
    Thank you.
[00:36] Conductor
    We will soon arrive at Royal Capital Dali.
    Royal Capital Dali.
SIGN    Kingdom of Actus
    Royal Capital Dali
[00:45] Kotone
    Wow! It's amazing!
[00:49] Kotone
    I'm Kotone Kazairo, 16 years old.
[00:53] Kotone
    Starting this spring,
    I'll be working in that city.
[01:26] Kotone
    The buildings are so tall!
[01:28] Kotone
    So many people!
[02:04] Kotone
    Found it!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[02:06] Kotone
    RPG Real Estate!
SIGN    Yogi Street
    RPG Real Estate
[02:11] Kotone
    This should be the place.
[02:14] Kotone
    But...
[02:16] Kotone
    That doesn't sound like
    a real estate negotiation!
SIGN    Thump Thump Thump Thump
[02:20] Kotone
    Is this really the right place?!
[02:22] Kotone
    Whatever! I'm going in!
[02:24] Kotone
    Um, excuse me!
[02:30] Rufuria
    Stop, Fa!
[02:32] Rufuria
    You have to wear your uniform!
[02:34] Fa
    I don't wanna! It's too stiff!
[02:36] Rufuria
    You're impossible!
[02:39] Kotone
    Oh, how cute!
[02:41] Rakira
    Welcome.
[02:43] Kotone
    Oh, hello.
[02:44] Rakira
    Rufuria, we have a customer.
[02:46] Rufuria
    What?
[02:47] Rufuria
    Oh...
[02:51] Rufuria
    Ahem. Welcome.
[02:53] Rakira
    Welcome to RPG Real Estate.
[02:56] Fa
    Welcome!
[02:59] Kotone
    Thanks!
SIGN    Property 1 Welcome to RPG Real Estate! Room-Searching for the First Time!
[04:37] Fa
    I hate clothes!
[04:40] Rufuria
    Hey! Come on, Fa! Wait!
[04:42] Rakira
    I'm sorry for all the commotion.
    Please, this way.
[04:45] Kotone
    Thank you.
[04:47] Kotone
    Wow...
[04:52] Rakira
    Is there something on my face?
[04:54] Kotone
    Oh, no, um... I just thought
    you were very pretty.
[04:59] Rakira
    P-Pretty?! Whatever you're selling,
    I'm not buying!
[05:04] Kotone
    Huh?
[05:05] Fa
    Don't wanna!
[05:06] Rakira
    Rufuria, it's a customer.
[05:08] Rufuria
    Wait, Fa won't listen.
[05:11] Fa
    It's so much better not to wear clothes!
[05:15] Fa
    They get in the way of my tail.
[05:17] Fa
    Rufuria, you should just take yours off, too!
[05:20] Kotone
    I-I saw nothing!
[05:25] Rufuria
    Fa!
[05:30] Rufuria
    Next time, I won't be so forgiving.
[05:34] Rufuria
    Ahem. Thank you for waiting.
[05:37] Rufuria
    Are you looking for an apartment?
[05:38] Kotone
    Yes! And to give you an
    idea of my preferences...
SIGN    City Center Popular with Youths! Studio
SIGN    5-Minute Walk from Town Tree House
SIGN    Witch's Mansion Cheap!!
[05:42] Kotone
    I like these types of apartments!
[05:44] Kotone
    I'd like to keep the rent below 300G!
SIGN    1G = 120 Yen
SIGN    Smile
[05:49] Rufuria
    I see. A country girl with no common sense.
[05:52] Kotone
    Such piercing criticism
    with such a nice smile?!
[05:54] Rufuria
    I guess getting a sense of reality would help.
    Shall we go visit a few places?
[05:58] Kotone
    You really don't pull your punches, do you?
[06:01] Rakira
    Rufuria...
[06:02] Kotone
    I will go, though!
[06:04] Kotone
    I want to live a life with
    a cup of tea in a sunlit room,
[06:07] Kotone
    alongside my favorite flowers!
[06:09] Rufuria
    Keep your expectations low.
    You won't survive the fall.
SIGN    Expectations
[06:13] Kotone
    What?!
[06:15] Kotone
    The city is such a scary place.
[06:17] Rakira
    Rufuria, you're scaring her too much.
[06:19] Rufuria
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
[06:21] Rufuria
    Anyway, let's go take a look.
[06:23] Kotone
    All right!
[06:24] Rufuria
    Rakira, I'm going out.
    Please take care of things.
[06:27] Rakira
    Okay.
[06:28] Fa
    I wanna go, too!
[06:29] Rufuria
    No! You always get in the way, Fa.
SIGN    Boo
[06:33] Fa
    Boo.
[06:35] Kotone
    Oh, I don't mind if she comes along.
[06:38] Rufuria
    Huh?
[06:39] Fa
    Yay!
[06:41] Rufuria
    Well, just be good, okay?
[06:43] Fa
    Okay!
[06:45] Rakira
    Have fun.
[06:54] Rufuria
    First, we'll look at a tree house.
    It's a five-minute walk away.
[07:01] Kotone
    Yes, this place is five minutes
    away from town, but...
[07:07] Kotone
    We've been climbing
    for about an hour now!
[07:14] Rufuria
    The tree is also a dungeon.
    Monsters will appear.
[07:17] Kotone
    Nobody told me about this!
[07:21] Rufuria
    Here is the apartment.
[07:24] Rufuria
    The room is lovely,
    and the view is great.
[07:27] Kotone
    That doesn't justify the
    trouble of living here!
[07:31] Fa
    Wow! I'd totally die if I fell from here!
SIGN    Slip
[07:37] Rufuria
    Idiot! This is why I didn't
    want you to come, Fa!
[07:42] Fa
    Sorry!
[07:45] Rufuria
    Next up is an old house
    built by a witch.
[07:48] Kotone
    What is that smell?
SIGN    Mwaaah...
[07:50] Fa
    My nose is going to get messed up!
[07:53] Rufuria
    The house has no windows,
    for black-magic reasons.
[07:56] Kotone
    Why is this stuff still here?!
[07:59] Rufuria
    It's exactly the right place
    for a Wizard like you.
[08:02] Kotone
    I'd suffocate if I had to
    live in a place this dark!
[08:06] Rufuria
    Such a high-maintenance customer...
    All right, let's move on.
[08:10] Kotone
    Yes, please...
[08:13] Rufuria
    A studio apartment in the middle
    of the city, popular among the youth.
[08:16] Kotone
    Oh, this place looks nice.
[08:18] Rufuria
    The catch is...
[08:21] Rufuria
    You're required to keep the room
    open to adventurers.
[08:24] Rufuria
    Anything you keep in the
    drawers will be taken.
[08:27] Kotone
    What about my privacy?!
[08:29] Kotone
    All the choices are terrible!
[08:33] Rufuria
    That's what you get with a budget of 300G.
[08:38] Fa
    Hey.
[08:39] Kotone
    Huh?
[08:40] Fa
    The apartment next to mine is open.
[08:43] Rufuria
    What? But that place is...
SIGN    Felicia Apartments
[08:51] Kotone
    Wow!
[08:54] Kotone
    The window is so pretty!
[08:56] Kotone
    The kitchen is really nice, too!
[08:58] Kotone
    It's outside town, but all
    the shops I need are close by.
[09:03] Kotone
    This place is really available for 300G?
[09:05] Rufuria
    Yes, but...
[09:10] Rufuria
    This building is for non-human residents.
[09:13] Rufuria
    You won't be able to
    communicate with anyone.
[09:15] Kotone
    Huh? But what about Miss Fa?
[09:18] Fa
    I can talk to them.
[09:20] Fireball
    Mela mela mela?
[09:21] Fa
    Oh, hey! I'm showing her this room.
[09:24] Fireball
    Mela mela.
[09:25] Fa
    Thanks. Mela mela!
[09:27] Fireball
    Mela mela mela!
[09:28] Kotone
    Wow! You really are talking!
[09:31] Fa
    They said, "I hope you like it."
[09:34] Rufuria
    Fa is a non-human, but she's special.
[09:36] Rufuria
    She can speak with any race.
[09:39] Fa
    Yeah, I wonder why?
[09:42] Rufuria
    Normally, she just gets
    in the way of business.
[09:45] Rufuria
    But at times like these, she's invaluable.
[09:47] Kotone
    Wow!
[09:49] Kotone
    I'd like to live here, then!
[09:53] Kotone
    And... also, Miss Fa...
[09:55] Kotone
    My name is Kotone Kazairo.
    I'll be moving in next door.
[10:00] Kotone
    Please be my friend!
[10:04] Kotone
    I don't have any friends or
    connections in the capital.
[10:09] Kotone
    If you'll be my friend, Miss Fa,
[10:12] Kotone
    I think I'll be able to enjoy living here.
[10:16] Fa
    Of course I will!
[10:18] Kotone
    Really?
[10:19] Fa
    I love Kotone!
[10:21] Rufuria
    No way! I've been with Fa for a year,
    and she still won't listen to me!
[10:26] Fa
    Glad to know you, Kotone!
[10:30] Kotone
    Glad to know you, too, Miss Fa!
[10:33] Fa
    Just call me "Fa"!
[10:35] Kotone
    Okay!
[10:39] Rufuria
    Right, then. Please fill out the contract.
SIGN    Contract
[10:42] Kotone
    All right.
[10:47] Kotone
    Workplace... RPG Real Estate.
[10:53] Kotone
    Oh, that's right! I forgot to introduce myself.
[10:58] Kotone
    I'll be working here at RPG Real Estate,
    starting this spring.
[11:02] Kotone
    My name is Kotone Kazairo.
[11:04] Rufuria
    What?!
[11:05] Rakira
    I knew it.
[11:07] Rakira
    I noticed after you left.
SIGN    Employment Contract New Employee: Kotone Kazairo
SIGN    New Employee: Kotone Kazairo
[11:13] Rufuria
    Why didn't you tell me?!
[11:15] Kotone
    Sorry, I missed the opportunity.
[11:18] Rufuria
    Fine. Anyway...
[11:20] Rufuria
    I'm Rufuria.
[11:22] Rakira
    I'm Rakira.
[11:23] Fa
    I'm Fa!
[11:25] Kotone
    Yes! Nice to meet all of you!
[11:38] Kotone
    It's a shared bath, but it's nice and big.
[11:42] Fa
    Kotone, help me wash my back and tail.
[11:45] Kotone
    Sure.
[11:50] Kotone
    Oh, a gustaf flower. How pretty.
[11:59] Fa
    Kotone's singing is so relaxing.
[12:03] Kotone
    This must be what true happiness is.
[12:07] Kotone
    And thus, my new life begins!
[12:24] Kotone
    Good morning!
[12:27] Fa
    Still waiting.
[12:31] Kotone
    All right, time to put my all into work!
[12:35] Kotone
    What should I do, Miss Rufuria?
[12:37] Rufuria
    Nothing right now. Just relax.
[12:42] Rakira
    I made this. Shall we have tea?
[12:45] Fa
    Yes!
[12:46] Kotone
    Looks delicious!
    A big pie in the morning!
[12:50] Kotone
    Where did you get this, Miss Rakira?
[12:52] Rakira
    I baked it right there.
[12:53] Kotone
    This is real estate agency, right?!
[12:59] Kotone
    Delicious!
[13:01] Rakira
    Glad to hear it.
[13:03] Rufuria
    Yesterday was the 15th anniversary of
    the day world peace was achieved, right?
[13:08] Rufuria
    Rakira would have been a hero
    if she'd born during the battle
[13:11] Rufuria
    against the Dark Lord's Army.
[13:14] Kotone
    Is Miss Rakira strong?
[13:17] Rakira
    I'm a Warrior, so I'm good with the sword,
    spear, bow... Anything, really.
[13:21] Kotone
    Wow!
[13:23] Rakira
    I can handle any delicious
    prey that comes my way.
[13:26] Kotone
    You use them to eat?!
[13:28] Rufuria
    Rakira was so boyish when she was little.
[13:31] Rakira
    Hey!
[13:32] Rufuria
    Only girls came to confess their love to her.
[13:35] (Flashback) Girls
    So cool!
SIGN    Hmph...
[13:38] Rakira
    I don't get mistaken for a boy anymore.
[13:42] Rufuria
    Oh, you're so cute.
[13:43] Rakira
    Come on!
[13:44] Kotone
    So you two are childhood friends.
[13:47] Rakira
    In that case, Rufuria is, um... um...
[13:52] Rufuria
    I'm a straight-A, hard-working, serious girl!
    There's nothing you can say!
SIGN    Grr...
[13:59] Kotone
    That's amazing.
[14:01] Rakira
    Rufuria can't sleep without
    her stuffed animal, Popotan.
[14:08] Rufuria
    By the way, Miss Kotone...
[14:10] Kotone
    Oh, please just call me "Kotone."
[14:12] Rufuria
    All right, Kotone.
[14:14] Rufuria
    Didn't you become a Wizard
    so you could be an adventurer?
[14:18] Kotone
    Yes, but after graduating from school,
    I didn't feel I could live as a freelancer.
[14:24] Rufuria
    So you played it safe and joined us,
    a business operated by the kingdom.
[14:28] Kotone
    Yes. What about you, Miss Rufuria?
[14:30] Rufuria
    My dream, as a Priest,
    is to rise up the ranks
[14:32] Rufuria
    to become a Royal Priest who can
    give political advice to the king.
[14:37] Rufuria
    So...
[14:38] Rufuria
    Being stuck in a downtown real estate
    agency was never part of my plan!
[14:44] Rufuria
    I wanted to work in the castle!
[14:47] Rakira
    Not everyone gets the assignment they want.
[14:50] Kotone
    E-Everyone has their issues, I guess...
[14:53] Fa
    Rakira! More!
[14:55] Rakira
    Yes, yes.
[14:57] Kotone
    Fa, why are you here?
[15:01] Rufuria
    Lady Satona found her in the forest.
[15:03] Kotone
    Lady Satona?
[15:05] Rakira
    Our boss.
[15:07] Rufuria
    She said to keep her here
    as our mascot, but...
[15:11] (Flashback) Rufuria
    Lady Satona?!
[15:13] (Flashback) Satona
    Take care of her, okay?
[15:15] Rufuria
    I bet Fa was too much trouble even for
    Lady Satona, so she dumped her on us!
[15:17] Fa
    Yay! I'm trouble!
[15:19] Kotone
    That's not something to be proud of!
[15:22] Fa
    I can be useful, too!
[15:24] Rufuria
    Well, we can't make deals
    with non-humans without—
[15:30] Fa
    See? I can cook anything!
[15:34] Rufuria
    I'll cook a steak out of this tail.
[15:37] Fa
    No! You can't eat me!
[15:40] Rufuria
    Hey! Stop!
[15:42] Fa
    No!
[15:44] Rufuria
    I'll show you!
[15:45] Fa
    Oh, that tickles!
[15:47] Rufuria
    I won't be so forgiving next time!
[15:49] Rakira
    Well, I guess I'll go
[15:50] Fa
    Okay, sure!
[15:51] Rakira
    and clean out some monsters
    that play pranks in vacant houses.
[15:55] Kotone
    Oh, that's part of the job, too?
[15:59] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, your Warrior outfit is so cool!
[16:03] Rakira
    Wha—
[16:04] Kotone
    Are you sure that's enough armor, though?
[16:07] Rakira
    A-A great Warrior shows
    her power through agility.
[16:10] Kotone
    I see!
[16:12] Rakira
    This outfit is actually really embarrassing.
SIGN    Exhibitionist
[16:18] Kotone
    Oh, the telephone.
[16:20] Rufuria
    Here's your first job, Kotone.
    Answer the phone.
[16:23] Kotone
    R-Right!
[16:27] Kotone
    This is RPG Real Estate.
[16:29] Kotone
    Yes.
[16:30] Rufuria
    Let's get Kotone slowly accustomed to the job.
[16:31] Kotone
    Yes.
[16:34] Kotone
    All right, we'll be waiting.
[16:38] Kotone
    It was an inquiry for a property.
[16:40] Kotone
    Someone named Luna Didrane
    will be coming soon.
[16:43] Rufuria
    Isn't that the Great Sage,
    one of the Champions?!
SIGN    The Brave Hero
    and Friends
[16:47] Kotone
    Sh-She's a really big deal, then.
[16:50] Kotone
    Wh-What should we do?
[16:52] Kotone
    How do we work with such a celebrity?
[16:54] Rufuria
    I'll show her around!
[16:57] Rufuria
    I'll get the Great Sage to like me,
[16:59] Rufuria
    and that'll be my ticket to meet
    with the upper brass and the king!
[17:03] Rufuria
    The huge promotion will
    get me out of this dull job!
[17:09] Rufuria
    Huge promotion! Huge promotion!
[17:10] Rakira
    And here I was,
    happy to be working together...
[17:13] Rufuria
    Life down Huge Promotion Lane!
[17:13] Rakira
    I'm leaving.
[17:15] Kotone
    Okay, good luck!
[17:20] Luna
    Hello, I called earlier.
[17:25] Kotone
    Yes.
[17:27] Rufuria
    Welcome, Great Sage!
    We've been awaiting your arrival!
[17:30] Rufuria
    What type of property would you like?
[17:32] Rufuria
    A castle? A mansion?
[17:34] Luna
    Oh, I...
[17:43] Rufuria
    I, Rufuria, am at your service!
[17:45] Rufuria
    I will find the perfect place for you!
[17:48] Luna
    Okay...
[17:49] Rufuria
    First, a special castle reserved
    for the highest-ranking VIPs!
[17:54] Rufuria
    Comes with 30 employees if you sign on now!
[17:57] Staff
    Welcome home, Master.
[18:00] Fa
    I'm home!
[18:02] Luna
    This is a bit...
[18:04] Rufuria
    You don't like this? Understood!
[18:07] Rufuria
    Then how about this one?
[18:09] Luna
    This is a decent size.
[18:12] Rufuria
    Yes, but to make this more
    worthy of the Great Sage...
[18:16] Rufuria
    A view of the castle and the whole city!
[18:20] Rufuria
    This room is on the top floor of
    the highest tower in the capital!
[18:23] Kotone
    How pretty!
[18:25] Kotone
    Amazing!
[18:26] Rufuria
    Humans are like ants from up here!
[18:29] Luna
    This is wonderful, but not really my taste.
[18:33] Luna
    Hmm, none of these are...
[18:36] Rufuria
    Kotone! Bring out the more gorgeous ones!
[18:39] Kotone
    R-Right!
[18:43] Luna
    How lovely...
[18:49] Rufuria
    How about this one?
[18:51] Rufuria
    The bedroom has a
    diamond-encrusted chandelier...
[18:54] Luna
    Hmm...
[18:56] Rufuria
    How about this one?
    Thirty bedrooms and a dance hall?
[19:01] Luna
    Hmm...
SIGN    30-Bedroom Mega-Mansion Glass-Covered Dance Hall!!
SIGN    Luxury in the Royal Capital
[19:03] Rufuria
    This one has a golden bathroom,
    the most gorgeous in all of Dali!
[19:15] Luna
    I think that's enough for today.
[19:17] Kotone
    Excuse me...
[19:21] Kotone
    H-How about this house?
[19:27] Rufuria
    This old house in the country?
    The Sage isn't...
[19:30] Luna
    Oh, wonderful!
[19:31] Rufuria
    Huh?
[19:34] Luna
    Wow!
[19:37] Luna
    Gustaf flowers as far as the eye can see!
[19:41] Luna
    I'll take this one.
[19:43] Kotone
    Thank you!
[19:45] Fa
    Yay!
[19:48] Luna
    After our adventure,
    I was provided with a luxurious life,
[19:53] Luna
    but it didn't suit me.
[19:55] Luna
    I've been wanting to settle down
    into a calm lifestyle.
[20:04] Rufuria
    Kotone.
[20:06] Rufuria
    How did you know what
    Lady Luna was thinking?
[20:09] Kotone
    Well, when she looked at the
    gustaf flower, she seemed so happy.
[20:17] Kotone
    It reminded me of the endless
    flower fields back home,
[20:20] Kotone
    and how I felt when I saw
    the flower by the window.
[20:27] Fa
    Kotone! Flower!
[20:31] Kotone
    Thank you, Fa.
[20:34] Rufuria
    I guess the country girl's
    sensibilities win this time.
[20:39] Rufuria
    But I'll say... you helped.
[20:42] Rufuria
    A little.
[20:45] Kotone
    Thank you.
SIGN    Étoile de l'Est Apartments
[20:55] Rufuria
    Can I come in?
[20:57] Rufuria
    I want to sleep together.
[21:03] Rufuria
    I worked hard, too. But it didn't work.
[21:07] Rakira
    Rufuria, you always work very hard.
[21:10] Rufuria
    Comfort me!
[21:12] Rakira
    There, there.
[21:17] Fa
    Kotone, I'm glad that lady liked the flowers.
[21:22] Kotone
    Me, too.
[21:25] Fa
    Goodnight!
[21:27] Kotone
    Goodnight, Fa.
[21:41] Kotone
    Day one of work is done.
[21:44] Kotone
    I'll work hard tomorrow, too!
[23:25] Kotone
    Kotone here.
[23:26] Kotone
    Dali, the Royal Capital, is full of surprises
    for a first-time visitor like me!
[23:31] Kotone
    So many exciting and wonderful things!
SIGN    Lots of suspected
    arson cases
SIGN    So many leaks
[23:33] Kotone
    Next episode:
[23:34] Kotone
    "Troublesome Property!
    First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle."
SIGN    Room 2
    Troublesome Property!
    First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle
[23:38] Kotone
    Looking forward to seeing you!

Season 1

E2 - Troublesome Property! First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle

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[00:06] Kotone
    I moved to the city from the countryside,
[00:08] Kotone
    and I began working at the
    royally-operated RPG Real Estate.
[00:12] Kotone
    It's been one week now.
[00:18] Fa
    Good morning, Kotone! Let's go!
[00:20] Kotone
    Good morning, Fa!
[00:28] Kotone
    Today, we're leaving Dali, the capital city,
    for our first business trip!
SIGN    Property 2 Troublesome Property! First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle
SIGN    Forest of Balalaika
[02:17] Rufuria
    I-I'm so nervous.
[02:19] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, what's wrong?
[02:21] Rufuria
    Th-The thought of meeting Lady Satona...
SIGN    Creak Crack
[02:25] Kotone
    Lady Satona... That's the lady
    who brought Fa here, right?
[02:29] Fa
    Yeah.
[02:30] Kotone
    Is she that impressive?
[02:32] Rufuria
    Of course! Lady Satona is the
    Royal Priest I admire the most!
[02:37] Rufuria
    She's also our boss,
    so we have to be sharp!
[02:41] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, I think you can
    just be your normal self.
[02:46] Rufuria
    I should at least wear some perfume
    so that I leave a better impression.
SIGN    Pshh
    Pshh
    Pshh
[02:51] Kotone
    Whoa!
[02:52] Fa
    Ew! Gross!
[02:55] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria! Putting on too
    much perfume isn't good at all!
[02:59] Rufuria
    Oh, right...
[03:01] Kotone
    There, now you're your normal self.
[03:04] Fa
    She is.
[03:06] Rufuria
    Thanks.
[03:08] Kotone
    By the way, where's Miss Rakira?
[03:10] Rufuria
    Rakira's holding the fort.
    Probably baking a pie or something.
[03:15] Kotone
    Ah...
[03:18] Kotone
    I was surprised to see such a
    big stove at RPG Real Estate!
[03:23] Rufuria
    Rakira insisted we have one put in.
[03:26] Kotone
    So that's why!
[03:28] Fa
    I see the castle!
[03:30] Kotone
    Oh, me, too! What a big castle!
SIGN    The Dark Lord's Castle
[03:40] Rufuria
    Well, it's time. Kotone, this is your
    first time meeting Lady Satona, right?
[03:44] Rufuria
    First impressions are critical.
    Make sure you introduce yourself properly.
[03:47] Kotone
    Right!
[03:50] Satona
    Thanks for waiting.
[03:53] Rufuria
    Lady Satona!
[03:55] Satona
    That must have been a long trip.
    Are you tired?
[03:59] Kotone
    This is Lady Satona...
[04:01] Rufuria
    Lady Satona! G-Greetings to your—
SIGN    Creak Crack
[04:04] Fa
    Hey, what's up, Satona?!
[04:07] Kotone
    So friendly! Is that all right?!
[04:09] Satona
    Long time no see, Fa.
[04:11] Fa
    Yeah!
[04:12] Satona
    I hope Fa isn't causing too much trouble.
[04:15] Rufuria
    N-Not at all!
[04:16] Fa
    Rufuria gets mad when I don't wear clothes—
[04:19] Rufuria
    We are getting along
    absolutely and perfectly well!
[04:21] Satona
    Good.
[04:24] Satona
    Rufuria, you've matured a bit.
[04:27] Rufuria
    Th-Thank you!
[04:29] Rufruia
    She likes me!
[04:31] Satona
    Are you Kotone, the new girl?
[04:33] Kotone
    Yes!
[04:35] Satona
    Oh, you're so petite and cute!
[04:38] Kotone
    I know that's not a compliment...
[04:41] Satona
    This is the Dark Lord's Castle,
    where the Dark Lord used to live.
[04:49] Kotone
    Feels like a violent monster
    could jump out at any moment...
[04:56] Fa
    They said, "Hello!"
[05:01] Kotone
    Um, h-hello...
[05:02] Rufuria
    So polite!
[05:03] Satona
    These are non-human employees at this venue.
[05:08] Rufuria
    O-Oh, I see.
[05:10] Kotone
    Venue?
SIGN    Welcome to the Dark Lord's Castle
[05:14] Rufuria
    After the Hero defeated the Dark Lord,
[05:16] Rufuria
    this castle was re-purposed
    as a royal theme park.
[05:21] Rufuria
    I'm sure the Dark Lord never
    dreamed this would happen.
[05:26] Kotone
    Yes, this looks like the most
    peaceful place in the world.
[05:30] Satona
    Also, the area around the
    Dark Lord's Castle is a town,
[05:33] Satona
    and I'd like people to live here.
[05:36] Kotone
    They can live near the theme park?!
[05:39] Satona
    Yes. The park's employees
    already live in the area,
[05:43] Satona
    but there are many vacant properties.
[05:45] Satona
    I'd like non-employees to live here, too.
[05:48] Satona
    That's where you come in.
[05:51] Kotone
    All right!
[05:52] Rufuria
    You can count on us!
[05:55] Satona
    This is the place.
[05:56] Kotone
    Is there something inside?
[05:59] Satona
    This is the property.
[06:00] Rufuria
    This?!
[06:10] Kotone
    Wh-What is this place?
[06:13] Rufuria
    It's full of holes!
[06:15] Fa
    It's so dark! I can't see anything.
[06:26] Fa
    I'm stuck!
[06:27] Rufuria
    Come on! What are you doing?!
[06:30] Kotone & Rufuria
    Here we go!
[06:37] Kotone
    Thank goodness.
[06:41] Rufuria
    It's too small for a person
    to squeeze through.
[06:43] Satona
    I wonder what these holes are for.
[06:47] Satona
    Did people get slammed
    into the wall in a brawl?
[06:50] Kotone
    This person has such a cute look,
    but her imagination is violent!
[06:55] Satona
    This isn't the only property.
[07:05] Satona
    This place is inside a well.
[07:08] Kotone
    This is a residence?
[07:10] Satona
    The humidity is good for your throat.
[07:12] Kotone
    I see.
[07:14] Rufuria
    What do you "see"?! The floor is
    so wet that it's freezing in here!
[07:22] Satona
    This next room is a bit charred.
[07:25] Rufuria
    A bit? You call this "a bit"?!
    The inside of a pizza oven is less burnt!
[07:31] Fa
    It's black.
[07:32] Kotone
    Yes, it is.
[07:33] Satona
    Don't worry. Nobody died in this room.
[07:36] Kotone & Rufuria
    Why mention something we didn't even ask?!
[07:39] Kotone
    That just makes me more nervous...
[07:41] Fa
    So dark.
[07:47] Rufuria
    It's Lady Satona's direct request,
    so I want to try my best, but...
[07:51] Rufuria
    If I recommend those properties
    to our customers, they'll get mad.
[07:55] Kotone
    Yes...
[07:59] Rufuria
    I should have stayed
    at the office with Rakira.
SIGN    So many leaks
SIGN    Meanwhile, Rakira
[08:03] Rakira
    Yes. Yes...
SIGN    Lots of suspected arson cases
[08:05] Rakira
    Our deepest apologies.
[08:06] Rakira
    Thank you.
SIGN    Lots of suspected
    arson cases
SIGN    So many leaks
[08:10] Rakira
    So many complaint calls today.
    I'm sick of it.
[08:15] Kotone
    Fa, good work today as always!
[08:18] Fa
    Yeah! The Dark Lord's Castle was fun!
[08:40] Fa
    It's not easy being a mom.
[08:43] Kotone
    That's a big family. What are they saying?
[08:46] Fa
    They recently had 30 babies,
    and it's a lot of work.
[08:49] Kotone
    That's a whole different scale!
[08:55] Kotone
    Good evening!
[09:03] Kotone
    So fluffy! So cute!
[09:07] Mouse
    We have to think about moving.
SIGN    Fa Understands Non-Human Language.
[09:10] Fa
    You're thinking of moving?
    Then come to our shop!
[09:16] Kotone
    Moving?
[09:25] Kotone
    I have no idea what they're saying...
SIGN    Kotone Does Not Understand Any of This
[09:28] Mouse
    I wonder if there are any houses for us, though.
[09:32] Mouse
    Humans and non-humans
    have begun co-existing,
[09:35] Mouse
    but it's still not easy for us.
[09:38] Mouse
    Everything is built for humans.
SIGN    Dig Dig
SIGN    Dig Dig
[09:47] Mouse
    Hey! No digging the walls!
[09:50] Mouse
    You're making the house full of holes. Bad.
[09:53] Mouse Child
    I'm sorry.
[09:55] Kotone
    Is she saying, "Don't dig"?
[09:57] Fa
    Yeah.
[09:58] Kotone
    I understood that!
[10:01] Fa
    Holes in the wall?
[10:02] Fa
    Oh!
[10:03] Kotone
    What is it, Fa?
[10:10] Mouse
    Wonderful! This was
    precisely what we wanted!
[10:16] Mouse Children
    Look! Little rooms!
[10:22] Kotone
    It's great, Fa! They're all so happy!
[10:26] Fa
    Yeah!
[10:27] Rufuria
    So I guess it was originally
    a non-human's house.
[10:29] Rakira
    Yeah. It's close to the
    Dark Lord's Castle, too.
[10:32] Rufuria
    Good catch, Fa.
[10:35] Fa
    Yeah, I noticed during our chat.
[10:37] Rakira
    Wait, so those complaints, too...
SIGN    Sealman Splashes Water All Over His House
[10:42] Sealman
    Yay! Water!
[10:47] Sealman
    This feels great!
SIGN    Fire Spirit Causes Fires All the Time
[10:51] Fire Spirit
    I can burn myself as much as I want!
SIGN    RPG Real Estate
[10:57] Rakira
    I'm so glad we solved this.
[10:59] Kotone
    Yes!
[11:00] Rufuria
    Fa, you deserve praise today.
[11:02] Fa
    Yay!
[11:07] Rufuria
    The expensive pot!
SIGN    Dali Castle
SIGN    Rental Property Contract
[11:13] Satona
    Oh, they found residents already.
[11:17] Satona
    Fa is performing well as
    a bridge between cultures.
[11:22] Satona
    I guess my judgment was correct.
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    Gloom
[11:46] Kotone
    What should I do?
[11:48] Rufuria
    What's wrong?
[11:49] Kotone
    Oh, well, um,
    I can't seem to close any deals...
[11:56] Kotone
    A pretty, spacious property
    in a good location, but cheap...
[12:04] Kotone
    That doesn't exist!
[12:06] Rufuria
    I'd like to relay that message to the past you,
    when you first came here.
[12:10] Kotone
    Yeah, I know, right?
[12:14] Horan
    Excuse me.
[12:15] Kotone
    Oh, Mrs. Horan!
SIGN    Great for Your First Time Living Alone!
[12:17] Kotone
    Welcome.
[12:19] Horan
    Did you find anyone willing to move in?
[12:22] Kotone
    I'm sorry...
[12:24] Kotone
    There just doesn't seem to be anyone
    interested in living in a big mansion right now.
[12:29] Horan
    I see.
SIGN    Great for Your First Time Living Alone!
SIGN    Apartment for Families!
[12:32] Fa
    Don't be sad.
    Here, I'll comfort you. There, there.
[12:36] Horan
    Oh.
[12:38] Rufuria
    What are you doing to the customer?!
[12:40] Horan
    It's all right. Seeing Fa is one
    of the reasons I come here.
[12:46] Rufuria
    I'm glad you feel that way.
[12:48] Horan
    Ever since my husband passed away,
    that mansion's felt too big to live alone in.
[12:54] Horan
    I wish someone could come and live there...
[12:57] Kotone
    Right.
[12:58] Rakira
    What will you do after someone else moves in?
[13:03] Horan
    The house is full of memories,
    so I'd love to stay.
[13:06] Horan
    But I suppose moving
    to a smaller place is best.
[13:10] Kotone
    I'm sorry I can't be of more help.
[13:13] Kotone
    But please trust me. I'm doing my best.
    I promise I'll find someone!
[13:18] Horan
    Thank you, Miss Kotone.
[13:24] Kotone
    That said...
[13:26] Kotone
    There are people who have properties
    for rent, and people looking for a home,
[13:29] Kotone
    but they're just not matching
    up into a deal! Why?!
[13:34] Fa
    There, there.
[13:36] Kotone
    Are you comforting me?
[13:38] Kotone
    You're comforting me, right?!
[13:41] Rufuria
    Fine, if you say so.
    Is today all right, Rakira?
[13:45] Rakira
    Yeah.
[13:46] Rufuria
    Okay, it's a bit overdue,
[13:48] Rufuria
    but we're throwing a welcoming
    party for Kotone tonight!
[13:52] Rufuria
    Come to my place, and forget
    about work. Let's have fun!
[13:56] Rakira
    I'll do my best cooking.
[13:59] Kotone
    Really?! I'm honored!
[14:06] Kotone
    Is there a shuwashuwa tower?
[14:08] Rufuria
    What kind of fantasies do you have
    about house parties in the city?!
[14:15] Rufuria
    Welcome to my home.
[14:18] Kotone
    Wow!
[14:20] Kotone
    It's so nice!
[14:23] Rufuria
    The two of us share a room.
[14:25] Rufuria
    That's how we can afford a bigger place.
[14:27] Kotone
    Oh, room sharing. I see.
[14:33] Kotone
    Do these doors lead to
    your personal bedrooms?
[14:36] Rakira
    Yeah.
[14:36] Kotone
    I want to see!
[14:38] Rufuria
    I don't mind...
[14:40] Kotone
    Yay!
[14:45] Kotone
    Wow!
[14:47] Kotone
    So cute!
[14:48] Kotone
    The design is so girly and cute.
    Is this Miss Rakira's room?
[14:53] Rufuria
    It's mine.
[14:54] Kotone
    Huh?
[14:56] Rufuria
    I-I like cute things, too!
[15:00] Kotone
    You're kind of a cool type.
    I thought maybe your room would look cool, too.
[15:07] Kotone
    How about Miss Rakira's room?
[15:15] Kotone
    So, uh, handsome and manly...
[15:17] Rakira
    What?! No, it's not!
SIGN    Ribbon
SIGN    Stickers
SIGN    Fur
SIGN    Scrunchie
[15:20] Rakira
    Look! Girly!
[15:23] Kotone
    It doesn't match.
    It's kind of spooky!
[15:26] Rakira
    Spooky...
[15:27] Rufuria
    That's enough exploration.
[15:30] Rufuria
    Since you're staying over tonight,
[15:31] Rufuria
    let's change into something more
    comfortable and start the party.
[15:35] Kotone
    Okay!
[15:36] Rufuria
    You can borrow our clothes,
    so go ahead and get changed.
[15:40] Kotone
    Wow! So cute!
SIGN    Smooth
[15:45] Fa
    I'm good like this!
[15:46] Rufuria
    When did you strip?!
[15:49] Kotone
    You'll get tummy cramps dressed like that.
[15:52] Fa
    Boo.
[15:55] Kotone
    I'll take these clothes, then.
[16:00] Kotone
    Huh? It's a bit tight around the chest.
[16:03] Kotone
    Miss Rakira is so slim.
    It might be a bit tight for me.
[16:07] Kotone
    Did I gain weight?
[16:09] Rakira
    Why do I feel like I've lost at something?
[16:14] Kotone
    Wow! Looks delicious!
[16:16] Rakira
    I hope that's enough
    for the four of us.
[16:18] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, you really are a great cook!
[16:22] Kotone
    I'm sure you'll make a fine wife!
[16:24] Rakira
    N-No, I...
[16:26] Rufuria
    No way. Rakira is mine.
[16:29] Rakira
    Okay...
[16:30] Rufuria
    Right?
[16:33] Rufuria
    Now, Kotone!
[16:36] Rufuria
    Welcome to RPG Real Estate!
[16:39] Rufuria & Rakira & Kotone & Fa
    Cheers!
[16:43] Rufuria
    Ah, that's so good!
[16:45] Rakira
    Yes.
[16:46] Kotone
    You all drink shuwashuwa?
[16:49] Rufuria
    In this country, you can drink
    shuwashuwa after you turn 16.
[16:52] Rufuria
    I started last year!
[16:54] Rakira
    Me, too.
[16:55] Fa
    I wanna try!
[16:57] Rufuria
    No. Milk for you.
[16:59] Fa
    Boo.
[17:02] Kotone
    I've turned 16, too.
[17:05] Kotone
    I'm allowed to drink
    shuwashuwa and tokutoku.
[17:08] Kotone
    What should I do?
[17:12] Kotone
    Just a sip...
[17:16] Rufuria
    Hey! That's super strong!
[17:20] Rufuria
    You're supposed to mix it with something!
[17:22] Kotone
    I prefer milk...
[17:24] Fa
    Boo. I don't really like milk.
[17:29] Kotone
    It's delicious with honey.
[17:37] Fa
    Yummy!
[17:39] Fa
    Can I just drink the honey?
[17:41] Kotone
    Straight up?!
[17:45] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, you don't change at
    all after drinking shuwashuwa.
[17:48] Rakira
    Huh?
[17:49] Rakira
    I don't know why... but I don't change at all.
[17:52] Kotone
    That's really cool!
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Manly
SIGN    Not Girly
SIGN    Not Cute!!
[17:59] Rakira
    W-Well, maybe I'm getting a little woozy...
[18:03] Kotone
    What?! So suddenly?!
[18:05] Rufuria
    Come on. Let's eat.
[18:07] Kotone
    Yes!
[18:07] Fa
    Eat!
[18:12] Kotone
    So good!
[18:20] Kotone
    This one, and that one, and that one...
    They're all delicious!
[18:23] Rakira
    I'm glad.
[18:28] Rufuria
    The wind is picking up.
[18:30] Kotone
    Oh, I'll go ahead and close that.
[18:43] Fa
    Kotone, I love your singing!
[18:46] Kotone
    Thanks!
[19:00] Fa
    I'm so full!
[19:02] Kotone
    We really ate a lot!
[19:04] Rufuria
    Kotone, are you getting used to work?
[19:06] Kotone
    Oh... Not yet, actually.
[19:09] Kotone
    There's so much I can't yet do...
[19:12] Rufuria
    That's normal! For me, in the beginning...
[19:16] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria?
[19:19] Rakira
    She fell asleep.
[19:20] Kotone
    Mid-sentence?!
[19:24] Rakira
    I'll carry her right to bed.
[19:27] Rakira
    Fa and Kotone,
    go ahead and use my room.
[19:29] Rakira
    And feel free to use the bath.
[19:32] Kotone
    Thank you.
[19:34] Rakira
    Rufuria's been concerned
    about you all this time.
[19:38] Rakira
    She was wondering if you had any worries,
    if maybe she needed to talk to you.
[19:44] Rakira
    So if you do have anything,
    don't hesitate to talk to us, Kotone.
[19:49] Kotone
    I will!
[19:56] Fa
    Scrub, scrub, scrub.
[19:59] Kotone
    It seems like I worried them.
[20:03] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria and Miss Rakira are so nice.
[20:07] Kotone
    They're so close, and they live together.
    I bet they can share any concerns they have.
[20:13] Kotone
    I love living in the same building as Fa, too.
[20:18] Kotone
    Room share... Room sharing!
[20:21] Fa
    What is it, Kotone?
SIGN    Mrs. Horan's House
[20:24] Worker man
    Where does this cabinet go?
[20:26] Girl A
    Luggage this way, please!
[20:32] Horan
    Miss Kotone!
[20:34] Kotone
    Mrs. Horan! How is it?
[20:36] Horan
    Yes, it's wonderful.
[20:39] Horan
    It's as if I have lots of grandchildren
    all of a sudden! It's wonderful!
[20:43] Girl B
    Thank you, Miss Kotone!
[20:47] Kotone
    You're very welcome!
[20:49] Rufuria
    You did well, Kotone.
[20:51] Rufuria
    Having multiple young people with small budgets
    share that big mansion was a great idea.
[20:58] Rakira
    And now Mrs. Horan doesn't have to move.
[21:01] Kotone
    Yes! I was able to do this
    thanks to you two and Fa.
[21:04] Kotone
    Thank you!
[21:06] Kotone
    I'm so glad they enjoy this!
[21:09] Fa
    So glad!
[21:15] Kotone
    Mrs. Horan's mansion was so amazing.
[21:19] Kotone
    I know! Why don't we all buy
    a big house together someday?
[21:24] Kotone
    We can all live together
    in a wonderful mansion!
[21:27] Rufuria
    What? That's impossible—
[21:29] Fa
    Sounds good!
[21:30] Rakira
    Might be fun.
[21:31] Kotone
    I know, right? Endless possibilities!
[21:34] Rufuria
    Don't force me to join in!
[21:36] Kotone
    No?
[21:39] Rufuria
    Well, I guess one can dream.
[21:42] Kotone
    Yay!
[21:44] Rufuria
    Hey, wait...
[21:46] Kotone
    One day, we'll all live together!
[23:25] Fa
    Fa here!
[23:27] Fa
    Shuwashuwa looked so delicious!
[23:29] Fa
    When I turn 16, I'll drink it, too!
[23:32] Fa
    Next episode: "For Real!
    Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic!?"
SIGN    Property 3
    For Real!
    Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic!?
[23:38] Fa
    Watch it!

Season 1

E3 - For Real! Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic?!

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SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    Dragon Appearance Confirmed
SIGN    Dragon Appearance Confirmed, Disasters Ensue
[00:45] Rufuria
    This says a dragon appeared.
[00:49] Kotone
    A dragon?
[00:51] Rakira
    Isn't this the first time
    since the war ended?
[00:56] Rufuria
    Lady Satona is going to investigate it herself,
    and the army was dispatched, too.
[01:09] Kotone
    The army...
[01:12] Kotone
    I don't think dragons do bad things...
[01:17] Lily
    Excuse me.
[01:20] Kotone
    Welcome!
[01:22] Lily
    I made a reservation for a property tour.
[01:25] Kotone
    Yes, you must be Miss Lily!
[01:28] Kotone
    I'm Kotone Kazairo.
    I'll be showing you around today.
SIGN    Property 3 For Real! Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic!?
[03:08] Kotone
    Miss Lily, this property
    is highly recommended.
[03:12] Kotone
    It gets plenty of sunlight,
    and the view from the window is great.
[03:16] Kotone
    It offers easy access to the city, too!
[03:20] Kotone
    No? Do you have any specific requests?
[03:24] Lily
    I don't think my conditions can ever be met.
[03:29] Kotone
    I see...
[03:30] Kotone
    Well, if a new property comes up,
    I'll let you know!
[03:37] Non-human child
    There!
[03:38] Children
    Yay!
[03:41] Rufuria
    Yes... Yes...
[03:44] Rufuria
    I understand.
[03:47] Rufuria
    Thank you.
[03:52] Rufuria
    It's Mr. Chorrand's apartment again.
    Another resident is leaving.
[03:56] Rakira
    Again? I think this one only
    lasted about a month.
[04:00] Kotone
    I'm back!
[04:03] Kotone
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Gloom...
[04:06] Rufuria
    They found it...
[04:09] Kotone
    Found what?
[04:11] Kotone
    A hot spring?!
[04:12] Rufuria
    Of course not!
[04:13] Rufuria
    That would be a good thing!
    I'd live there! I'd live there forever!
[04:17] Rufuria
    Ghosts! They found ghosts there!
[04:21] Kotone
    What?! Scary!
[04:23] Kotone
    I don't like those types of things.
[04:26] Fa
    Can't you be friends?
[04:27] Kotone
    Hmm, I wonder...
[04:30] Kotone
    It'd be great if they could
    bring me the morning paper.
SIGN    Thank you
[04:33] Fa
    Oh, I want them to make me pancakes!
[04:36] Rufuria
    You just want a maid.
[04:39] Rufuria
    W-Well, not that I believe
    in ghosts or anything...
[04:43] Rufuria
    But they reported things moving on their own,
    the feeling of someone hiding in the closet,
[04:48] Rufuria
    and their feet being grabbed
    while they were sleeping.
[04:51] Kotone
    That's super scary!
[04:53] Rufuria
    Aren't they just imagining all that?
[05:00] Rufuria
    Hey! Fa!
[05:04] Rufuria
    I won't be so forgiving next time!
[05:07] Fa
    Okay...
[05:08] Rufuria
    Rakira, you're not afraid
    of ghosts, either, are you?
[05:11] Rakira
    Huh?
[05:12] Rakira
    I don't like the undead...
[05:14] Kotone
    You too, Miss Rakira?
[05:16] Rakira
    They keep coming, no matter
    how many times I slash them.
[05:19] Kotone
    This is about fighting?!
[05:21] Kotone
    Who wants to go check on the vacant room?
[05:24] Kotone
    What if the ghosts are really there?
[05:27] Rufuria
    C-Cut it out!
[05:30] Rakira
    Rufuria, I thought you didn't believe in ghosts.
[05:34] Rufuria
    Of course I'm not scared...
[05:38] Rakira
    Sure, sure.
SIGN    Chorrand's Apartment
[05:44] Kotone
    We ended up all going together.
[05:54] Fa
    Exploring a haunted house!
[05:57] Kotone
    This sure does appear haunted.
[06:00] Rufuria
    H-How are you able to march
    on with no hesitation?
SIGN    Mutter...
[06:03] Rakira
    The person in the back
    is the most vulnerable.
SIGN    March March March March
[06:07] Rakira
    Wait! Stop!
[06:15] Rakira
    Who goes there?!
[06:17] Chorrand
    It's Chorrand, the landlord.
[06:21] Rakira
    That was close.
    I almost chopped his head off.
[06:25] Kotone
    That would have been a
    scarier sight than any ghost.
[06:29] Chorrand
    This is the room.
[06:32] Kotone
    The room itself seems pretty normal.
[06:36] Fa
    Oh, someone's here!
[06:39] Fa
    Hey there, hello!
[06:43] Fa
    Hmm? This is the first time I've
    met someone I didn't understand!
[06:49] Rufuria
    Don't open things without permission!
[06:52] Rufuria
    W-Was that...
[06:53] Kotone
    I'm scared!
[06:56] Rakira
    I-I want to be more girly and act scared!
[07:00] Rakira
    Ghosts! Scary!
[07:05] Rufuria's soul
    Hi!
[07:07] Kotone
    Miss Rakira! You're choking her!
[07:09] Kotone
    You're turning Miss Rufuria into a ghost!
[07:13] Chorrand
    How very troublesome. Why do
    spiritual events occur in this room?
[07:20] Kotone
    Can you think of anything
    that might be causing it?
[07:25] Chorrand
    Well, the area outside
    the room is a cemetery.
[07:30] Chorrand
    And a few people did die in
    the room, but that's about it.
[07:34] Rufuria
    That sounds like a pretty solid lead!
[07:37] Kotone
    These are ghosts!
    These are definitely ghosts!
[07:42] Kotone
    S-Something's floating!
[07:45] Ghost B
    Let's play...
[07:49] Kotone
    No! No more!
[07:51] Chorrand
    Wait!
[07:52] Kotone
    Excuse us!
[08:03] Kotone
    That place was definitely haunted!
[08:06] Rakira
    Agreed.
[08:07] Fa
    That was fun! Let's go again!
[08:10] Rufuria
    What should we do with this property?
[08:12] Rufuria
    Should we just write that it's haunted?
SIGN    Ghosts Here! Cemetery View Right Out Front!
[08:17] Kotone
    Would anyone want this?
[08:20] Rufuria
    Only the bravest hero would...
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[08:25] Lily
    I'd like to see that room!
[08:27] Rufuria
    Really?!
[08:29] Kotone
    Miss Lily, are you sure?
[08:32] Kotone
    You will most definitely
    be living with ghosts!
[08:35] Lily
    Yes! I'm a Necromancer.
    I welcome ghosts!
[08:39] Kotone
    What?!
[08:41] Lily
    We Necromancers can control dolls
    by placing wandering souls within them.
[08:48] Lily
    But...
[08:49] Spirit
    Bye! See you next life!
[08:50] Lily
    Nowadays, so many people just go
    straight to the afterlife, comfortably.
[08:54] Lily
    There aren't many
    wandering souls anymore.
[08:57] Lily
    During the battle against
    the Dark Lord's Army,
[09:00] Lily
    there were so many souls floating around!
[09:03] Kotone
    That sounds a lot scarier than
    how she's making it sound.
[09:07] Rufuria
    The war ended fifteen years ago...
[09:11] Rufuria
    How old is she?!
[09:17] Lily
    This room is just the best!
[09:21] Lily
    Now I can make loads of familiars!
[09:26] Rufuria
    Are you going to abuse the spirits?!
SIGN    Contract
[09:29] Lily
    Three meals and a nap!
    I'll find the fluffiest beds for you, too!
[09:33] Lily
    Could you please work with me? I beg you!
[09:36] Soul C
    Hmm, I don't know...
[09:38] Lily
    Please, I implore you!
[09:40] Kotone
    Hiring souls seems harder than I thought.
[09:40] Kotone
    Please! Please! Please!
[09:43] Souls
    Okay, sure.
[09:46] Lily
    Yes!
[09:47] Lily
    Miss Kotone, thank you for letting me
    know about this place. I'll take it!
[09:52] Kotone
    No, thank you!
[09:56] Kotone
    The lease on Mr. Chorrand's
    property is now signed!
[10:02] Kotone
    I'm glad Mr. Chorrand
    and Miss Lily are both happy.
[10:06] Rakira
    I've never met an actual Necromancer before.
[10:10] Kotone
    They're quite rare!
[10:12] Rakira
    Rufuria, why don't you ask her
    to animate your dolls, too?
SIGN    Popotan
[10:16] Rufuria
    N-No way! Th-That's sca—
[10:19] Rakira
    Scary?
[10:21] Rufuria
    I'm not scared!
[10:22] Kotone
    Let's come visit her again
    after she settles down.
[10:26] Fa
    I want to see the dolls move!
[10:32] Kotone
    Excuse us.
[10:37] Kotone
    How is the new home?
[10:39] Lily
    It's the best!
[10:41] Lily
    These little ones are very social and friendly.
[10:45] Fa
    Pancakes!
[10:54] Kotone
    So cute! Were they welcoming us
    when we came before, too?
[11:02] Rufuria
    H-How cute! Moving dolls!
[11:14] Rufuria
    Well, I was scared at first,
    but seeing how cute they are...
[11:19] Rakira
    Rufuria, let's be friends.
[11:23] Rufuria
    Popotan?! You can talk now?!
[11:26] Rakira
    Rufuria.
[11:31] Rufuria
    You jerk! You're teasing me!
[11:36] Rakira
    You're so cute, Rufuria.
[11:38] Rufuria
    Shut up!
[11:48] Kotone
    Good work today, as always.
[11:52] Kotone
    Goodnight, Fa.
[11:55] Fa
    Goodnight!
[12:16] Rufuria
    Wow, it's so hot today.
[12:20] Rufuria
    I'm so sweaty.
[12:24] Rakira
    I want to take a shower, too.
[12:28] Rufuria
    Together? This shower isn't that big.
[12:31] Rufuria
    Couldn't you wait until I was done?
[12:34] Rakira
    I made some cold sava tea for both
    of us to drink right after the shower.
[12:38] Rufuria
    I love showering together!
[12:41] Kotone
    Wake up, Fa!
[12:45] Kotone
    How did you end up out here in your sleep?!
[12:47] Kotone
    Wake up, or we'll be late!
[12:53] Rufuria
    They say there's an abnormal weather
    pattern. No wonder it's so hot.
[12:57] Rakira
    Huh...
SIGN    Dragon Appears Again
[12:59] Rufuria
    Another dragon sighting in the newspaper.
[13:02] Rakira
    Huh...
[13:04] Rufuria
    Dragons are as big as mountains.
    Where was it hiding this whole time?
[13:10] Rakira
    Ooh, this sandwich came out great!
[13:16] Rufuria
    Rakira, do you know who this is?
[13:19] Rakira
    A street performer?
[13:20] Rufuria
    He's the ruler of this kingdom!
[13:22] Rufuria
    You need to have at least
    some interest in society!
[13:25] Rufuria
    Ugh, there's no good news anywhere.
[13:29] Rakira
    There is.
[13:30] Rufuria
    What? Where?
[13:31] Rakira
    I gained another level.
[13:34] Rakira
    I can equip one-handed weapons
    of up to 20 kilograms.
[13:39] Rufuria
    Sounds like you could fight
    a dragon without a problem.
[13:43] Rakira
    No way! I've never fought any
    monster taller than five meters!
[13:48] Rufuria
    So you've fought a five-meter-tall monster?
[13:51] Rufuria
    At any rate, it's good to be at peace.
[13:55] Rufuria
    No work today, either. Time to catch up
    on the books I've been wanting to read!
[14:01] Rakira
    What? We've been summoned
    to the castle today.
[14:06] Rufuria
    Oh, no! I forgot!
[14:08] Rufuria
    W-We have to hurry! Um, um, let me see...
[14:11] Rufuria
    Let's go!
[14:13] Rakira
    That's my outfit.
[14:15] Rufuria
    I messed up!
[14:25] Kotone
    Good morning!
[14:29] Rufuria
    Good morning.
[14:31] Rufuria
    What a long line.
[14:33] Kotone
    I've never been so close to
    the castle before! It's so big!
[14:38] Rufuria
    This is Dali Castle,
    the heart of the capital.
SIGN    Dali Castle
[14:42] Fa
    Kotone, I'm sleepy.
[14:45] Kotone
    Fa, didn't you sleep well last night?
[14:47] Fa
    I'm sure I slept a lot, but I'm still sleepy.
[14:51] Kotone
    She was sleeping in the hallway.
[14:53] Rufuria
    What a way to sleep...
[14:54] Rakira
    Yeah...
[14:55] Rufuria
    All the kingdom's employees are summoned
    here to pay the magic power levy.
[15:00] Rufuria
    The power is going to go toward
    building a new Warp Gate.
[15:04] Rufuria
    When it's completed, it will dramatically
    increase travel and grow the city.
[15:11] Rufuria
    Once it's operational,
    we'll see a lot more residents.
[15:14] Rufuria
    That means more work for us!
[15:17] Rufuria
    Are they sleeping while standing?!
SIGN    Zero Interest
[15:20] Rufuria
    How are you all so uninterested
    in our society?!
[15:24] Rufuria
    We're all adults!
[15:27] Kotone
    I'm interested in things like
    whether it will rain tomorrow.
[15:30] Rufuria
    That's just the weather!
[15:31] Fa
    I don't want to work on a day off!
[15:35] Rakira
    You get to eat unlimited snacks
    after paying the levy.
[15:38] Fa
    Snacks?! Yay!
[15:41] Rufuria
    Adults...
[15:42] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, are you so happy
    that you're crying?!
[15:45] Rufuria
    I'm sad!
[15:49] Mona
    That's a lot of people.
[15:52] Mona
    Serah, the public transport project
    you're in charge of is a guaranteed success!
[15:58] Mona
    I'm sure Lady Satona will be happy!
[16:01] Serah
    Listen, Mona, I...
[16:04] Serah
    I messed up the calculation.
    We're about two digits short on magic power.
[16:09] Mona
    Two digits?!
[16:10] Mona
    Specifically how much is two digits?
[16:12] Serah
    Well, we've gathered around 1,000 people,
[16:15] Serah
    but we actually need around 100,000 people.
[16:17] Mona
    That's impossible!
[16:20] Mona
    Oh, no. Serah's gonna get spanked on the butt.
[16:23] Serah
    Spanked on the butt?!
[16:25] Serah
    Is that all? Given how thin Lady Satona is,
    that doesn't sound too bad.
[16:30] Mona
    With a club.
[16:31] Man's voice
    Hard hit!
[16:32] Serah
    Torture?!
[16:33] Mona
    Rumor says Lady Satona used to be a Warrior.
[16:39] Serah
    Wh-What should I do, Mona?!
    I don't want to die!
[16:42] Mona
    There, there. Don't worry.
    I'll tidy up your grave every year.
[16:45] Serah
    You gave up on me too quickly!
[16:47] Serah
    I have to run!
[16:49] Serah
    Now is my only chance, while Lady Satona
    is away investigating the dragon!
[16:52] Mona
    Wait!
[16:54] Mona
    If you're going to run, give me back
    the 100G I lent you before!
[16:57] Serah
    Now?!
[16:58] Serah
    Forgive me! I'm broke this month!
[16:58] Rakira
    What's the commotion?
[17:00] Rufuria
    Maybe all the incidents are making
    everyone in the government busy.
[17:01] Mona
    No! You pay what you owe!
[17:03] Rufuria
    Speaking of magic power,
    you're a Wizard, right, Kotone?
[17:06] Rufuria
    What kind of magic can you use?
[17:08] Kotone
    It's not much, but...
[17:14] Kotone
    Fire!
[17:19] Kotone
    Isn't this cute?
[17:22] Fa
    So cute!
[17:23] Rufuria
    Wow... It seems completely impractical.
[17:27] Kotone
    Well, what about you, Miss Rufuria?
    What kind of magic can you use?
[17:31] Rufuria
    Just a little bit, then.
[17:37] Rufuria
    Heal.
[17:46] Kotone
    My skin is so smooth!
[17:48] Rufuria
    I used a healing magic on your skin cells.
[17:52] Kotone
    Awesome!
SIGN    Magic Power Levying Facility
[18:01] Rufuria
    Rakira, Fa, can you use magic?
[18:04] Rakira
    I don't know. I've never tried.
[18:06] Fa
    Me, neither.
[18:07] Rakira
    I'd like to try using magic
    on a sword, though.
[18:12] Worker
    Please insert your magic power here.
[18:15] Rakira
    All right.
[18:23] Rufuria
    That's pretty devastating.
[18:26] Rakira
    I still have my swords...
[18:35] Kotone
    That's more than the last time I measured it.
[18:38] Rufuria
    Me, too.
[18:41] Fa
    I'm next!
[18:59] Kotone
    Wh-What happened?!
[19:00] Rufuria
    What did you do, Fa?!
[19:02] Fa
    I-I don't know!
[19:05] Man
    What's going on?!
[19:07] Serah
    What's wrong?!
[19:08] Rufuria
    This is bad.
[19:09] Rufuria
    You broke a device for a public
    project run by Lady Satona.
[19:14] Rufuria
    We could get fired!
[19:16] Kotone
    What?!
[19:18] Worker
    When that girl inserted her magic power,
    the meter was instantly filled up!
[19:22] Serah
    What?!
[19:26] Fa
    I'm sorry.
[19:28] Serah
    She fully charged the device?
[19:33] Serah
    With 100,000 people's worth of magic power?
[19:37] Serah
    I'm sorry the device was ruined,
    but we got enough magic power, more or less.
[19:43] Serah
    So you're off the hook.
[19:47] Serah
    But please, keep this a secret.
[19:51] Serah
    There's so much paperwork!
[19:53] Kotone
    R-Right...
[19:56] Kotone
    I'm so happy for you, Fa!
[19:58] Fa
    But I won't get any snacks?
[20:01] Kotone
    That's what you were worried about?
[20:05] Fa
    So much, so much, so much!
[20:09] Kotone
    I thought for a moment
    that we were in deep trouble.
[20:12] Rakira
    I'm glad those people were so forgiving.
[20:14] Kotone
    Indeed!
[20:19] Serah
    Yes! Now we can proceed with
    the project without any problems!
[20:24] Serah
    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yay!
[20:24] Mona
    I'm happy for you, Serah. But...
[20:28] Mona
    Was it all right for you just to let her go?
[20:31] Mona
    That one girl had 100,000
    people's worth of magic power.
[20:34] Serah
    Oh...
SIGN    Tee-hee
[20:35] Serah
    When my failure was no longer
    a thing, I got carried away!
SIGN    Yay Yay
[20:39] Mona
    Oh, Serah, you're so ditzy!
SIGN    Warp Gate Activated, Already Available for Use
[20:51] Kotone
    Seems like the Warp Gate was
    opened without a problem.
[20:54] Rakira
    I'm already getting requests
    for properties in the area.
[20:58] Kotone
    I'll make brochures!
[21:01] Fa
    I want to try warping!
[21:03] Kotone
    Let's go together on the next day off.
[21:05] Fa
    Okay!
[21:07] Rufuria
    I don't know exactly how many more people
    they needed to collect power from,
[21:12] Rufuria
    but this does show that Fa's total magic
    power was beyond calculation, right?
[21:13] Fa
    I wonder if it would make me feel floaty.
[21:16] Fa
    Or maybe like, zoop zoop zoop?
    So excited!
[21:17] Rufuria
    Her tail... A dragon?
SIGN    Dragon Appears Again, Beware of Disasters
[21:24] Rufuria
    There can't possibly be any relation.
SIGN    Stare...
[21:30] Fa
    I have snacks left over
    from the other day.
[21:33] Rufuria
    You can have one, Rufuria!
[21:35] Rufuria
    Okay, I'll have one.
[21:41] Rufuria
    What is this?! It's so spicy!
[21:43] Fa
    I heard one from each batch is a trap.
[21:46] Rufuria
    Why did you make me eat it?!
[21:52] Kotone
    Welcome!
[23:25] Rakira
    Rakira here.
[23:26] Rakira
    My hobbies are: making sweets,
[23:28] Rakira
    500 push-ups and sit-ups,
[23:30] Rakira
    and bench-pressing 50 kilograms,
    3 sets, every day.
[23:33] Rakira
    Next episode: "Always Together! A Property
    Packed with Pets, Dreams, and Friendship!"
SIGN    Property 4
    Always Together! A Property
    Packed with Pets, Dreams, and Friendship!
[23:38] Rakira
    Look forward to it!

Season 1

E4 - Always Together! A Property Packed with Pets, Dreams, and Friendship!

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[00:04] Kotone
    Good morning.
[00:06] Rufuria
    Good morning.
[00:07] Rakira
    Morning.
[00:11] Kotone
    There, there.
[00:13] Fa
    Mm, that feels so nice!
[00:15] Rufuria
    Kotone, what are you doing?
[00:17] Kotone
    Fa likes being petted.
[00:20] Rufuria
    Really? Let me try.
[00:25] Fa
    Not there!
[00:27] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria?!
[00:29] Rakira
    Are you okay?!
SIGN    Property 4 Always Together! A Property Packed with Pets, Dreams, and Friendship!
[02:09] Rufuria
    Don't waste time playing around like that.
    We have to get ready to open.
[02:13] Rakira
    Look, Rufuria.
[02:16] Rakira
    Looks like everything's ready.
[02:18] Rufuria
    Huh?
[02:20] Kotone
    Yes! Oh, and I'll put up the flowers!
[02:24] Rufuria
    Oh... Thanks.
[02:28] Rufuria
    Looks like Kotone is used to the job already.
[02:30] Rakira
    Yeah.
[02:31] Fa
    Sorry, Rufuria. Did that hurt?
[02:36] Rufuria
    I'm fine.
[02:37] Kotone
    Fa doesn't like being touched on the
    right-side bump on the second joint
[02:41] Kotone
    from the end of her tail.
[02:42] Rufuria
    How was I supposed to know that?!
[02:45] Fa
    I'm gonna find the spots that
    feel good on Rufuria, too!
SIGN    Rub Rub
[02:49] Fa
    How's that?
[02:50] Rufuria
    That tickles!
[02:52] Fa
    Rub, rub...
[02:53] Rufuria
    S-Stop!
[02:55] Rufuria
    Stop, Fa!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[02:59] Rufuria
    Fa!
SIGN    Bonk!
[03:01] Rufuria
    I said stop!
[03:04] Fa
    I thought you liked it,
    because you were laughing.
[03:09] Fa
    How about you, Rakira?
    Is there a part of your body that feels good?
[03:12] Rakira
    Well... I guess if you rub
    right here, it kinda feels good.
SIGN    Rub Rub
[03:19] Fa
    Like this?
[03:20] Rakira
    Oh, yeah, that's nice.
[03:23] Kotone
    She tricked Fa into giving
    her a proper massage.
[03:26] Rufuria
    I didn't know she was so good
    at manipulating Fa.
[03:28] Kotone
    Oh, by the way, Miss Rufuria.
[03:33] Kotone
    There, there.
[03:36] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, try touching Fa right here.
[03:39] Rufuria
    I don't like Fa's horns.
    They're so rough and bumpy.
[03:42] Rakira
    What if those horns
    were fluffy bunny ears?
[03:49] Fa
    Fluff, fluff!
[03:54] Rufuria
    So cute!
[03:56] Rakira
    Oh, she likes it.
[03:58] Kotone
    I'm glad!
[04:02] Kotone
    Welcome!
[04:04] Toto
    Hello, I'm looking for a place.
[04:07] Kotone
    Yes, we can help! Please come inside!
[04:10] Toto
    I have a pet with me. Is that okay?
[04:13] Kotone
    Yes! Certainly! Is it a cat? Or maybe a dog?
[04:19] Toto
    He's a pegasus.
[04:20] Kotone
    That's much bigger than I expected!
[04:23] Rufuria; Rakira; Fa
    It's huge!
[04:27] Kotone
    My name is Kotone Kazairo.
    Thank you for coming to see us.
[04:31] Toto
    My name is Toto.
[04:34] Toto
    This is Shiro.
[04:36] Kotone
    He's very cute!
[04:38] Toto
    I met him one night at a carnival.
[04:43] (Flashback) Toto
    Wow!
[04:45] (Flashback) Man
    Here.
[04:47] (Flashback) Man
    You never know what might hatch from it!
[04:50] Toto
    Shiro was born from an egg
    that I bought at a stall.
[04:56] Kotone
    Ah, the most concerning chain
    of events for your parents.
[04:59] Rufuria
    That's your honest opinion?!
[05:01] Rufuria
    Pegasuses are born from eggs?!
    And it's that easy to get one?!
[05:05] Kotone
    Yes.
[05:06] Rufuria
    What?! "Yes"?!
[05:07] Rufuria
    Am I the one lacking common knowledge here?!
[05:09] Rakira
    I'm not sure...
[05:10] Kotone
    So, Miss Toto, what kind of
    property are you looking for?
[05:14] Toto
    Well, Shiro has been with me
    for as long as I can remember.
[05:18] Toto
    So I'm looking for a place
    where we can live together!
[05:21] Kotone
    Understood!
[05:24] Rufuria
    But since he's that big...
[05:27] Kotone
    By the way, how did you
    live with him until now?
[05:32] Toto
    He roamed freely on my family's land.
[05:35] Rufuria
    It was big enough to have such
    a large pegasus roaming free?
[05:38] Kotone
    I understand! We had three
    griffins at my family home!
[05:42] Rufuria
    That many?!
[05:44] Kotone
    Yes.
[05:44] Kotone
    In the country, you need one flying animal
    per family member to get around.
[05:50] Rufuria
    Huh...
[05:51] Toto
    Wow, I understand that, too!
    Where are you from?
[05:54] Kotone
    I'm from the Luklun region.
[05:56] Toto
    Wow! Me, too!
[05:58] Kotone
    Really?! I'm from the east district.
[06:02] Toto
    Out by Mowles Farm?
[06:04] Kotone
    Yes! Yes! Exactly!
[06:08] Rakira
    The Luklun region... That's, like,
    four and a half hours away by airship, right?
[06:13] Rufuria
    In other words, I guess it's way out there.
[06:15] Kotone
    I understand. As someone from the same area,
[06:19] Kotone
    I'll put in extra effort to find a place for you!
[06:22] Toto
    Thank you!
SIGN    Stare...
[06:26] Fa
    Shiro says, "You have my thanks, young lady."
[06:29] Rakira
    He's a real gentleman!
[06:33] Kotone
    What about this place?
SIGN    Old...
[06:35] Kotone
    It has a shed on the side.
[06:37] Toto
    It's quite run-down.
[06:39] Kotone
    I thought it'd be better than nothing...
[06:42] Toto
    Yes... Well, you're right.
    This will keep the elements out, at least.
[06:46] Toto
    It's just the right size for me!
SIGN    Squeeze
[06:49] Kotone
    No! Shiro gets the shed.
    You live in the room!
[06:53] Toto
    What? Such a small place for Shiro?
    I couldn't do that!
[06:56] Kotone
    B-But aren't pets usually kept outside?
[07:00] Toto
    No! Shiro always sleeps on a bed!
[07:03] Toto
    He can't sleep unless he
    can spread out his wings!
[07:07] Kotone
    A new definition for
    "spread one's wings," I suppose...
[07:10] Kotone
    What about this one?
[07:13] Kotone
    It's very spacious.
    Shiro can spread his wings freely.
[07:16] Toto
    Wonderful!
[07:17] Kotone
    But the rent is 2,500 gold per month...
SIGN    1G = 120 Yen
    2,500G = 300,000 Yen
[07:21] Toto
    That's too much! That's way higher
    than my monthly salary!
[07:25] Toto
    I'm a receptionist at the guild.
[07:28] (Flashback) Toto
    Hello!
[07:30] (Flashback) Toto
    What quest would you like to take on today?
[07:32] Toto
    I can't afford such luxury!
[07:34] Kotone
    I see.
[07:36] Kotone
    Normally, people who raise flying animals
    in the city are very wealthy.
[07:41] Toto
    Shiro was born from an egg that cost 3 gold.
[07:45] Toto
    I was so excited to finally find a job in the city.
[07:49] Toto
    I didn't know living with Shiro would be so hard.
[07:54] Toto
    I have to either quit my job
    or give up living with Shiro.
[08:00] Toto
    Living with Shiro is more
    important than the job!
[08:04] Kotone
    But if you worked so hard to get
    the job, that seems like a waste!
[08:08] Toto
    The applicant acceptance rate was 200 to one.
[08:10] Kotone
    Wow, that's quite a popular job...
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[08:16] Kotone
    Miss Toto, please wait just a moment longer.
    I'll find something!
[08:22] Kotone
    Living with a pegasus indoors...
    Living with a pegasus indoors...
[08:28] Kotone
    Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! There's nothing!
SIGN    Kotone and the Others Don't Understand
[08:34] Shiro
    I must apologize for causing so much trouble.
[08:37] Fa
    It's okay.
[08:38] Shiro
    I've been by Toto's side watching
    over her since she was very young.
[08:44] Shiro
    She is easily rattled and relies on me a lot.
[08:47] Shiro
    I want to stay with her, if possible.
[08:52] Shiro
    So if you could...
[08:54] Fa
    There, there.
[08:54] Rakira
    Pat, pat.
[08:56] Toto
    Shiro! No rolling around in here! Bad!
[09:01] Toto
    Miss Kotone.
SIGN    Two-story property in a peaceful country town
[09:03] Toto
    Thank you. You've done enough.
[09:07] Toto
    I'll quit my job and go back to my family.
[09:12] Kotone
    B-But...
[09:14] Rufuria
    Kotone.
[09:25] Kotone
    I'm sorry I couldn't be of service.
[09:28] Toto
    Please, there's no need to apologize!
[09:30] Toto
    This has been very informative.
[09:36] Toto
    Thanks for your help!
[09:38] Fa
    See you, Shiro!
[09:42] Rakira
    What did he say?
[09:43] Fa
    "It was my pleasure to make your acquaintance."
[09:46] Rakira
    He really is a gentleman!
[09:58] Kotone
    Wow!
[10:00] Kotone
    He reached that height so quickly!
[10:02] Rufuria
    Pegasuses have astounding mobility.
[10:05] Rufuria
    The fastest ones can even outrun an airship.
[10:08] Kotone
    Outrun an airship?
[10:10] Rufuria
    They're also nimble and can reach areas
    humans can't easily get to.
[10:14] Rufuria
    That's why they're so valuable.
[10:15] Kotone
    Reaching places where humans can't...
    Getting very far quickly...
[10:20] (Flashback) Kotone
    Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! There's nothing!
SIGN    Spacious property, astounding mountain view!
    House on the Mountain
    Lots of perks if you purchase now! Great price!
[10:26] Kotone
    Wait! I might have a place!
[10:31] Kotone
    Oh, no! They're so far away already!
[10:33] Fa
    Shiro!
[10:41] Kotone
    I'm sorry I made you turn back.
[10:44] Toto
    Not at all! If there's even the
    smallest possibility, I'd like to see it!
[10:48] Kotone
    It's over there!
[10:49] Toto
    What a cute house!
[10:55] Toto
    Wow, it's so big!
[10:57] Kotone
    It's about a three-hour walk up
    the mountain to get here on foot,
[11:02] Kotone
    but for you and Shiro,
    it should just be a quick hop.
[11:04] Toto
    You're right!
[11:05] Kotone
    This property has been vacant for a while,
    so the rent is low: only 300 gold!
[11:13] Kotone
    And of course, pegasuses are allowed!
[11:17] Toto
    Thank you, Miss Kotone!
[11:19] Toto
    I'll take this place!
[11:20] Toto
    Now I can continue living
    with Shiro and keep my job!
[11:24] Kotone
    Right!
[11:26] Fa
    I'm so glad for you, Shiro.
[11:29] Kotone
    What did he say?
[11:31] Fa
    "I have never felt greater joy," he says.
[11:41] Fa
    Good morning, Kotone.
[11:43] Kotone
    Good morning.
[11:45] Fa
    Kotone!
[11:49] Fa
    That's Miss Toto and Shiro!
[11:51] Kotone
    It is! I'm glad they seem to have gotten
    used to life in this town already.
[11:55] Fa
    I want to go see them soon!
[11:57] Kotone
    Yes! Let's go visit Miss Toto
    at the guild where she works.
[12:02] Kotone
    I'm so glad they were able to stay together.
[12:06] Fa
    I want to stay with Kotone forever, too!
[12:11] Kotone
    Sure! We'll always be together!
[12:28] Rich Man
    I'm planning to tear down an old house
    and build an apartment building.
[12:33] Rich Man
    I need help finding tenants
    and managing the building.
[12:35] Rufuria
    Thank you for thinking of us.
[12:36] Rich Man
    Oh, that's the place.
[12:41] Rich Man
    It's this building.
[12:44] Rufuria
    This house... is going to be torn down?
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[12:50] Rufuria
    I'm back! I just scored us a big deal.
[12:53] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, shh!
[12:55] Rufuria
    Huh?
SIGN    Zzz...
[12:59] Kotone
    Welcome back. Fa is asleep.
[13:02] Rufuria
    Oh, sorry. So there's this new apartment...
[13:05] Rufuria
    Wait a minute. Why do I have
    to let Fa sleep during work hours?!
SIGN    Zzz...
[13:14] Rufuria
    It's going to get busy!
[13:16] Rufuria
    Work, work!
[13:20] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, you're so cool.
    You're like a go-getter woman!
[13:24] Rufuria
    I'm not like a go-getter.
    I am a go-getter. I'm an adult, after all.
[13:28] Rakira
    Here's your coffee.
[13:30] Rufuria
    Thank you.
[13:32] Rufuria
    It's so bitter! There's no sugar or cream!
[13:37] Kotone
    You can't drink black coffee?
SIGN    Can't Drink Black Coffee
SIGN    Childish
[13:42] Rufuria
    Huh? No, no! Just kidding! I can!
[13:48] Rakira
    Don't force yourself.
[13:50] Rakira
    I'm sorry I forgot the sugar.
    Let me get it for you.
[13:52] Rufuria
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
    This is how I always have my coffee!
[13:56] Fa
    This doesn't taste good?
[13:59] Rufuria
    Do you want to try it?
[14:00] Rufuria
    Though I'm pretty sure you won't like—
[14:03] Fa
    Yummy!
[14:04] Rufuria
    Such adult tastes!
[14:07] Kotone
    Fa isn't fussy about food at all.
[14:09] Rufuria
    Really?
[14:10] Kotone
    I've been growing flowers at home, and...
[14:13] (Flashback) Kotone
    These are edible flowers,
[14:16] (Flashback) Kotone
    but they taste bitter and nasty
    unless you cook them right.
[14:20] (Flashback) Fa
    No, it tastes good.
[14:23] Kotone
    She ate all the flowers I had...
[14:26] Rufuria
    She can enjoy anything
    as long as it's edible, huh?
[14:29] Rakira
    Rufuria, so what's this deal about?
SIGN    Popular Designer Apartment
    Balcony with a great view!
    Outside bath, fireplace, and bar counter!
SIGN    Great Price
    To Be Torn Down
[14:36] Rakira
    To be torn down?
[14:37] Rakira
    This house is...
[14:41] Rakira
    Why didn't you tell me?!
    I'll handle this one!
[14:45] Kotone
    Wh-What's this all about, Miss Rakira?
[14:48] Rakira
    This is—
[14:48] Rufuria
    Rakira.
[14:50] Rufuria
    Give it back. I'll handle that deal.
[14:52] Rakira
    But...
[14:53] Rufuria
    It's a big deal. If I do well,
    I'll be that much closer to a promotion.
[14:58] Rakira
    Do you want to get promoted that badly?!
[15:00] Rufuria
    Yes.
[15:03] Rakira
    You can rely on me more!
[15:11] Rufuria
    Give it back.
[15:19] Rakira
    Rufuria, you jerk!
[15:23] Kotone
    Miss Rakira?!
[15:25] Kotone
    Miss Rakira! I'm going after her!
[15:38] Fa
    You can comfort me now.
[15:41] Rufuria
    Shouldn't it be the other way around?
[15:51] Kotone
    Miss Rakira!
[15:59] Kotone
    This house...
[16:02] Kotone
    Is this the one you were talking about
    that's being torn down?
[16:06] Rakira
    Rufuria's family used to live here.
[16:10] Rakira
    Rufuria comes from a family
    of weapon merchants.
[16:13] Rakira
    They used to be very successful.
[16:15] Rakira
    But after the war against the Dark Lord's
    Army ended, business dried up.
[16:21] Rakira
    Rufuria used to get bullied a lot when
    she was young, for "making murder tools."
[16:26] Kotone
    Oh, no...
[16:28] Rakira
    I couldn't let those bullies get away
    with it, so I stood up to them.
[16:34] (Flashback) Kid A
    What?!
[16:34] (Flashback) Kid B
    What do you want?
[16:36] (Flashback) Kid B
    Get out of the way!
[16:42] Rakira
    Ever since then, Rufuria's kept talking
    about wanting to go up the ranks.
[16:49] Rakira
    I think she wants to get back at the bullies.
[16:52] Rakira
    But...
[16:54] Rakira
    Since she's happy now,
    I wish she'd just forget about that
[16:59] Rakira
    and rely on me more.
[17:04] Kotone
    Miss Rakira...
[17:18] Kotone
    Miss Rakira went home.
[17:22] Rufuria
    I see. All right.
[17:24] Rufuria
    Kotone, Fa, you two can go home for today.
[17:27] Rufuria
    I'll lock up.
[17:32] Fa
    Let's go, Kotone.
[17:34] Kotone
    Okay.
[17:48] Kotone
    Um, Miss Rufuria...
[17:52] Kotone
    I really like how close you two are! So, um...
[17:57] Kotone
    I'll see you tomorrow! Good work today!
[18:08] Rufuria
    Good work...
[18:21] Rufuria
    I'm home.
[18:23] Rakira
    Welcome home. I'm taking a bath.
[18:26] Rufuria
    Rakira.
[18:28] Rufuria
    I know that you're protecting me.
[18:33] Rakira
    Then why... You don't have to take that job.
[18:38] Rakira
    Just forget about the past, and—
[18:41] Rufuria
    I can't forget!
[18:42] Rufuria
    I can't forget the injuries on your back
    that you got protecting me.
[18:50] Rufuria
    I can't forget...
[18:53] Rufuria
    I was so ashamed of myself for not being
    able to do anything for you back then.
[18:58] Rufuria
    I learned Priest magic so that
    I could heal you when you got hurt.
[19:02] Rufuria
    I want to get promoted so that
    I can be the one to protect you.
[19:06] Rufuria
    That's why I studied so hard.
[19:09] Rufuria
    But still, I'm always being protected by you.
[19:16] Rakira
    Rufuria... That's how you've felt this whole time?
[19:19] Rufuria
    I'm sorry I haven't grown up at all since then.
[19:23] Rakira
    That's not true at all. Thank you.
[19:26] Rakira
    I'm going to get stronger
    so that I can keep protecting you.
[19:33] Rufuria
    Rakira, you're too strong already.
[19:36] Rufuria
    If you buy any more training gear,
    your collection will break through the floor.
[19:47] Rakira
    So, what do you want to do about this deal?
[19:49] Rufuria
    This house isn't all bad memories, you know.
[19:54] Rufuria
    There are lots of fun memories there, too.
[20:06] Rufuria
    So when the new apartment
    building is built there,
[20:09] Rufuria
    I want to tell the next people who live in it
    that there are many great things in this area.
[20:13] Rakira
    Rufuria...
[20:15] Rufuria
    Could you let me handle this deal?
[20:19] Rakira
    Yes, of course!
[20:22] Rakira
    Even after all this time I've spent with you,
    I might have misunderstood you.
[20:27] Rufuria
    How so?
[20:31] Rakira
    That's a secret.
[20:31] Rufuria
    What?! Now I want to know!
[20:35] Rufuria
    So you actually think I'm reliable?
[20:39] Rufuria
    That I'm a cool, adult woman
    who's really amazing?
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Adult Woman
[20:43] Rakira
    I've always been impressed by
    what a positive thinker you are.
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[20:53] Kotone
    Fa, let's talk about happy things to help
    them get back on good terms, okay?
[20:57] Fa
    Roger!
[20:58] Kotone
    Right. Here we go!
[21:01] Kotone
    Good morning!
[21:02] Kotone
    I brought flowers again today.
    I'm putting them on display!
[21:05] Fa
    They're so pretty!
[21:12] Rufuria
    I-It's not what you think!
    My hands were just full!
[21:15] Rufuria
    I wasn't being a baby!
[21:16] Kotone
    That's great! You two are on good terms again!
[21:19] Rakira
    Yes. Thank you.
[21:21] Fa
    Rakira! I want to go "ah," too!
[21:24] Rakira
    All right, say "ah."
[21:28] Kotone
    In that case, me, too!
[21:30] Rufuria
    Eat your own food, Kotone!
[21:32] Kotone
    Wh-What?! Why am I being left out?!
[21:35] Rufuria
    All right, we have work to do.
[21:38] Rufuria
    We need to find tenants for this apartment.
[21:41] Rufuria
    We're going to be busy.
[21:42] Rakira
    Yeah.
[21:45] Rakira
    Let's work hard, Kotone.
[21:47] Kotone
    Right!
[23:25] Kotone
    Kotone here.
[23:26] Fa
    I know!
[23:27] Kotone
    I love how Miss Rufuria and
    Miss Rakira get along so well.
[23:30] Kotone
    I can't wait to live together
    with them, along with Fa!
[23:32] Fa
    Can't wait!
[23:33] Kotone
    Next episode: "Summer! We Found
    a Great House for Wearing Swimsuits!"
SIGN    Property 5
    Summer! We Found a Great House
    for Wearing Swimsuits!
[23:37] Fa
    Yay!
[23:38] Kotone
    I can't wait!

Season 1

E5 - Summer! We Found a Great House for Wearing Swimsuits!

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[00:07] Fa
    Yay! The sea!
[00:11] Rufuria
    So why did you bring us
    out here on a holiday?
[00:18] Kotone
    I found a great house!
[00:20] Rufuria
    Who are you going to recommend it to?
[00:22] Kotone
    It's for the four of us to live in!
[00:25] (Flashback) Kotone
    Why don't we all buy a big
    house together someday?
[00:28] (Flashback) Kotone
    We can all live together
    in a wonderful mansion!
[00:32] Rufuria
    You were serious when you said that?!
[00:34] Kotone
    Yes!
SIGN    Property 5 Summer! We Found a Great House for Wearing Swimsuits!
[02:14] Fa
    Kotone! Can I go in the ocean?
[02:17] Kotone
    Sure. I'll hold on to your jacket.
SIGN    Naked!
[02:24] Fa
    Yay!
[02:26] Kotone
    You can't take off your swimsuit!
[02:30] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, your skin is so fair!
[02:33] Kotone
    And so smooth!
[02:35] Rufuria
    Hey, that tickles.
[02:38] Rufuria
    Hey!
[02:42] Rakira
    There are parts of me that aren't tanned!
[02:45] Kotone
    You're showing a lot of skin as it is!
    Don't lift up your swimsuit!
[02:51] Kotone
    I'm sure you'll all love the
    house when you see it!
[02:54] Kotone
    Let's see... Where was it?
[03:08] Rakira
    I don't need that!
    It would just weigh me down!
[03:11] Kotone
    You haven't even seen it yet!
[03:13] Kotone
    Please, don't say that.
    Let's just give it a look.
[03:17] Kotone
    It should be around here somewhere.
[03:20] Rufuria
    I don't see it anywhere.
    Are you sure it's here?
[03:23] Kotone
    O-Oh, no!
[03:25] Kotone
    It's really supposed to be around here!
[03:28] Kotone
    I have the floor plans and a key!
[03:31] Rakira
    I found a seashell.
[03:32] Rufuria
    Oh, how cute.
[03:34] Fa
    Whee!
[03:35] Kotone
    Please listen to me!
[03:37] Rufuria
    This is a very impressive house.
    How much is it?
[03:40] Rufuria
    Can we afford it?
[03:42] Kotone
    The old man who came to sell it said
    he would give it away for free.
[03:46] Rufuria
    This house is free?! Are you sure
    you aren't being tricked, Kotone?!
[03:49] Kotone
    What?!
[03:50] Rufuria
    Maybe a terrible monster lives there,
    and there's nothing anyone can do.
[03:54] Rufuria
    Maybe the building is in shambles
    and costs a fortune to take down.
[03:58] Kotone
    Y-You tricked me!
[04:00] Rufuria
    Why are you getting mad at me?!
[04:02] Rufuria
    Get mad at the old man!
[04:05] Rufuria
    But if we can't even find the place,
    there's nothing we can do.
[04:09] Kotone
    O-Oh, no!
[04:14] Kotone
    Let's at least enjoy the feeling...
[04:17] Fa
    Yay! I'll take this room!
[04:20] Kotone
    Everyone, please sit down.
[04:22] Rufuria
    So now we're playing house.
[04:24] Rakira
    Haven't done that in a while.
[04:26] Fa
    Daddy! Give me a hug!
[04:29] Rufuria
    I'm the daddy?!
[04:31] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria is the daddy,
    Miss Rakira is the mommy,
[04:34] Kotone
    and Fa is my little sister!
[04:36] Rufuria
    I don't get why I'm the daddy.
[04:39] Rakira
    "Mommy"...
[04:40] Rakira
    Honey, would you like to
    eat first or take a bath?
[04:43] (Flashback) Rakira
    Would you like to eat first or take a bath?
[04:48] Rufuria
    I hear that line all the time.
[04:49] Rakira
    Yeah, I guess so.
[04:51] Fa
    What does a "daddy" do?
[04:54] Rufuria
    Oh, right... Fa was found by herself.
[04:58] Rufuria
    She doesn't know what a family is like.
[05:01] Rufuria
    W-Well, um...
[05:03] Rufuria
    Dads are strong, and reliable, and...
[05:06] Fa
    Huh?
SIGN    Strong
SIGN    Reliable
[05:09] Fa
    So Rakira is the daddy, then!
[05:11] Rakira
    N-No! I'm not reliable!
[05:14] Fa
    I love you, big sister!
[05:17] Fa
    Let's play!
[05:22] Kotone
    S-So cute! Nothing like
    my real younger sisters!
[05:27] Fa
    Kotone, you have sisters?
[05:29] Kotone
    Yes, they're twins,
    and they're very demanding.
[05:35] (Flashback) Hibiki
    Stay sharp!
[05:37] (Flashback) Tsuzumi
    Big sister!
[05:38] Kotone
    They're always scolding me.
[05:40] Fa
    Wow!
[05:54] Rufuria
    It's nowhere to be seen.
[05:56] Rufuria
    Let's just say we came to
    hang out at the beach today.
[06:00] Rufuria
    Why don't you go back to the
    old man tomorrow and ask him?
[06:04] Kotone
    Okay...
[06:07] Fa
    Someone's asking for help.
[06:10] Rakira
    I don't hear anything.
[06:12] Fa
    This way!
[06:17] Fa
    It's him!
[06:18] Kanille
    Kani kani!
[06:19] Kotone
    Isn't that a crab?!
[06:22] Rakira
    Can I eat it?
[06:24] Rufuria
    Sounds good to me.
[06:26] Fa
    No!
[06:28] Kanille
    Thank you for saving me.
[06:30] Kanille
    My claw got stuck between the rocks.
SIGN    Only Fa Can Understand Him.
[06:33] Fa
    Kani kani kani!
[06:34] Rufuria
    If he can talk to Fa,
    I guess he's a non-human,
[06:37] Rufuria
    and not just a crab as he appears...
[06:39] Kotone
    I wonder if Mr. Crab knows this area well.
[06:43] Kotone
    Can you ask, Fa?
[06:45] Fa
    Do you know where the house on this map is?
[06:48] Kanille
    Let me see.
[06:50] Kanille
    Oh.
[06:52] Kanile
    Kani kani, kanikani...
[06:54] Kotone
    Please don't cut it anymore.
[06:57] Kanille
    I know where this is,
    but I can't tell any humans.
[07:02] Kanille
    But now that the person is gone...
[07:05] Kanille
    But still... hmm...
[07:07] Fa
    ...he says.
[07:10] Kanille
    Whoa!
[07:12] Kanille
    Wait! Don't eat me!
[07:14] Kanille
    I have a lovely wife and kids!
[07:17] ---
    Drool...
SIGN    Stare...
[07:18] Kanille
    I'll tell you! I'll tell you, okay?!
[07:21] Kanille
    Kani kani. I can take you there,
[07:25] Kanille
    but it's underwater,
    so you won't be able to breathe.
[07:28] Fa
    ...he says.
[07:29] Kotone
    What? Underwater?
[07:31] Rufuria
    I wonder how the old man got there, then.
[07:41] Kotone
    I forgot about the box he gave me that I'm
    supposed to open when I get near the house!
[07:46] Rufuria
    Come on! That sounds important!
[07:52] Kotone
    This is the last underwater potion.
[07:55] Kotone
    The person who makes these
    is no longer around.
[07:58] Kotone
    I wish someone could take the house,
    instead of letting it rot away.
[08:05] Rufuria
    What a pretty bottle.
[08:07] Rakira
    But what does this letter mean?
[08:09] Kanille
    Kani! That potion!
[08:12] Fa
    Do you know about it?
[08:14] Kotone
    W-Will this really let us breathe underwater?
[08:23] Fa
    Delicious!
[08:24] Kotone
    You drank it already?!
[08:27] Rufuria
    Does this really work?
[08:29] Rakira
    Mr. Crab said a person he knows makes them.
[08:34] Kotone
    The old man who came to sell the property
    seemed to visit there often.
[08:39] Kotone
    Let's try to see if we can breathe underwater.
[08:42] Kanille
    I'll show you the way.
[08:44] Fa
    He wants us to follow him! Yay!
[08:46] Kotone
    Fa?!
[08:59] Kotone
    Wow! We really can breathe!
[09:01] Fa
    So fun!
[09:03] Rufuria
    The view is breathtaking.
[09:05] Rakira
    Wow...
[09:07] Kanille
    Kani kani! It's in the trench over there.
[09:27] Kotone
    A city?
[09:48] Kanille
    I'm not supposed to bring humans here.
    Those are the rules.
[09:53] Kanille
    There was a time when humans
    used to hunt mermaids recklessly.
[09:57] Kanille
    But...
[10:03] Fa
    He says that was the last mermaid,
[10:05] Fa
    and she was the only person
    who could make the potions.
[10:11] Kotone
    So this house is...
[10:26] Rufuria
    This is the house you got, Kotone?
[10:33] Kotone
    Maybe the old man and the
    mermaid were secretly in love,
[10:38] Kotone
    and the two of them
    spent time together here.
[10:42] Kotone
    But now that the mermaid's passed away,
[10:46] Kotone
    the old man no longer has
    a reason to visit here.
[10:49] Rufuria
    What are you going to do with this house?
[10:50] Rufuria
    We don't have any more potions.
    We won't be able to come here, either.
[10:55] Kanille
    Kani kani!
SIGN    What's This?
[10:57] Fa
    Mr. Crab says, "What a nice house!"
SIGN    So Nice!
[11:04] Kotone
    Thank you for being our guide today.
[11:07] Kanille
    Kani kani.
[11:15] Kotone
    Wait!
[11:17] Kanille
    Kani?
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[11:22] Kotone
    Well, there goes our plan to live together.
[11:26] Rufuria
    Mr. Crab seemed to be happy.
    I think it all worked out.
[11:32] (Flashback) Kotone
    Please sign this contract.
[11:35] (Flashback) Kanille
    Kani kani!
SIGN    Property Ownership Transfer Agreement
[11:42] Rufuria
    Our job is to provide homes
    and make our clients happy.
[11:47] Rufuria
    So this one was a success.
[11:53] Kotone
    Right!
[11:54] Fa
    Daddy, you're so reliable!
[11:57] Rufuria
    I still don't get why I'm the daddy!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[12:27] Kotone
    What a nice morning!
[12:32] Kotone
    What's going on?
[12:42] Kotone
    How did you end up all the
    way out here in your sleep?!
[12:46] Kotone
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:57] Kotone
    Good morning.
[12:59] Kotone
    People seem a bit restless this morning.
[13:02] Rufuria
    Haven't you seen the newspaper?
[13:04] Rufuria
    A nearby town was attacked by a dragon!
[13:07] Rufuria
    Didn't you notice the loud noise and
    earthquake in the middle of the night?
[13:10] Kotone
    What? Did you know, Fa?
[13:12] Fa
    Not at all!
[13:14] Rufuria
    You two are too laid-back!
SIGN    Return of the Dark Lord?
[13:16] Kotone
    How much damage was done?
[13:18] Rufuria
    Fortunately, nobody died,
SIGN    Dragon Attacks, Heavy Damage to Town
[13:21] Rufuria
    but a lot of injured people
    were carried into the city.
[13:24] Kotone
    Oh, no... Why did the dragon do such a thing?
[13:28] Kotone
    Do you think there was some reason?
[13:31] Kotone
    Did they catch the dragon?
[13:33] Rufuria
    Not yet. The whole kingdom is searching, but...
[13:46] Rufuria
    Fa.
[13:48] Rufuria
    What were you doing last night?
[13:51] Fa
    Huh?
[13:52] Kotone
    We were together until we went to slee—
[13:53] Rufuria
    I'm asking Fa.
[13:55] Fa
    I was asleep all night!
[13:58] Rufuria
    Really?
[13:59] Kotone
    Why would you ask Fa that?
[14:03] Rufuria
    Given the huge amount
    of magic power that Fa has,
[14:06] Rufuria
    I feel like we can't rule out the possibility
    that she has something to do with the dragon.
[14:11] Rufuria
    In fact, Fa could actually be the dragon.
[14:15] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria!
[14:19] Rakira
    Welco...me...
[14:25] Kotone
    A d-d-d-dragon!
[14:27] Rufuria
    Wh-What is it doing here?!
[14:35] Fake Dragon
    I am the destroyer!
[14:37] Fake Dragon
    Provide me with a home, unless you
    want to end up like the nearby town!
[14:42] Fa
    ...is what he said!
[14:43] Kotone
    He calls himself "the destroyer"?!
[14:46] Rufuria
    He's the one that did it?!
[14:47] Rakira
    P-Please have some tea.
[14:49] Fake Dragon
    Oh, thank you.
    Some snacks would be nice, too.
SIGN    Fa Is Translating the Dragon's Language
[14:53] Kotone
    Wh-What is going on?!
    The dragon is drinking tea!
[14:57] Rufuria
    We should contact Lady Satona right away.
[15:00] Fa
    Dora dora dora.
[15:04] Fake Dragon
    You shall not call for help!
[15:07] Kotone
    Fa! You didn't have to translate that!
SIGN    Yo, hello? Yeah, it's me.
[15:10] Fake Dragon
    Yo, hello? Yeah, it's me.
[15:13] Rufuria
    He's quite experienced in human life!
[15:16] Kotone
    I guess he uses a phone regularly!
    He's very high-tech!
[15:19] Fake Dragon
    Hurry up and find me a home.
[15:22] Fa
    ...he says.
[15:23] Kotone
    Th-This mountain cabin is big,
    and the rent is low...
SIGN    Timid...
[15:29] Fake Dragon
    Fool! I don't pay rent!
[15:32] Fake Dragon
    And I want a huge mansion!
[15:35] Fake Dragon
    Find me a place on the hilltop
    with a great view!
[15:38] Fa
    ...he says.
[15:39] Kotone
    That's impossible!
[15:42] Fake Dragon
    Obey, or I'll get violent!
[15:45] Fa
    ...he says.
[15:46] Kotone
    You're already violent!
[15:57] Rufuria
    How about this place?
[15:59] Fake Dragon
    Not enough rooms.
    I need at least fifteen.
[16:03] Rufuria
    What? Not even a huge mansion
    has that many rooms!
[16:06] Fake Dragon
    Stop making excuses! Next!
[16:09] Rufuria
    Yes, sir!
[16:12] Kotone
    Why does just one dragon need so many rooms?
[16:16] Kotone
    Does he have lots of hobbies?
[16:17] Rufuria
    How active...
[16:22] Rufuria
    How about this place?
    It's deep in the dungeon.
[16:28] Rufuria
    Normal humans can't reach this place
    due to the strength of the monsters,
[16:34] Rufuria
    but you, Mr. Dragon, might actually
    be able to rule this whole dungeon!
[16:40] Fake Dragon
    No, no! It's dark and damp! No way!
[16:44] Rufuria
    C-Come on!
[16:49] Rufuria
    What can we do?
[16:52] Rufuria
    Just giving him a house for free
    is already impossible.
[16:56] Dumplings
    Yummy! Delicious!
[16:59] Dumplings
    I hope we find a good home.
[17:02] Kotone
    What's wrong, Fa?
[17:04] Fa
    I can hear a lot of voices
    coming from somewhere.
[17:07] Fa
    They're so loud!
[17:09] Kotone
    I can't hear any voices.
[17:12] Rakira
    I don't want to keep letting him do this!
[17:16] Rufuria
    Rakira?
[17:18] Rakira
    A warrior doesn't give up just
    because the enemy is strong.
[17:24] Rakira
    If he's going to hurt people
    and behave as if that's okay,
[17:29] Rakira
    I won't obey!
[17:31] Rakira
    Get ready!
[17:32] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, wait!
[17:45] Kotone
    What? In one blow?
[17:47] Rakira
    Um, I didn't even hit him.
[17:54] Dumplings
    D-Dango!
[17:57] Rufuria
    Dumpling monsters?!
[18:01] Rufuria
    No! You're not getting away!
    Everyone, close the windows!
SIGN    Doom...!
[18:08] Rufuria
    Explain yourselves.
[18:13] Dumplings
    Dango!
[18:15] Fa
    They say they're sorry.
[18:18] Rufuria
    Playing a prank when everyone is worried after
    a big disaster is the worst thing you can do.
[18:23] Dumpling A
    I'm sorry. Changing form is our only ability.
[18:28] Dumpling B
    We can't find any work or a place to live.
[18:31] Dumpling A
    It was just a whim!
[18:33] Fa
    ...they said.
[18:35] Fa
    I feel sorry for them.
    Please forgive them.
[18:38] Rufuria
    Hmm... But...
[18:42] Kotone
    Can you guys take on any form?
[18:44] Dumpling A
    Dango...
SIGN    Safety First
[18:52] Dwarf
    Thanks a lot!
[18:54] Dwarf
    We really needed manpower to
    clean up the dragon's mess!
[19:03] Kotone
    Please work hard cleaning up the
    town to make up for what you did!
[19:07] Kotone
    Then, afterward,
    we'll have fluffy beds for you!
[19:11] Dumplings
    Dango!
[19:14] Rufuria
    A broom that cleans on its
    own sure would be useful.
[19:17] Rakira
    Maybe we can take one home.
[19:20] Dumpling A
    Thank you for helping us!
[19:23] Dumpling A
    You understand both our language
    and human language, right?
[19:28] Fa
    Yeah, that's right.
[19:29] Dumpling A
    I heard the Dark Lord was
    the only one who could do that.
[19:33] Dumpling A
    I've never heard of a non-human
    with a special ability like that.
[19:38] Fa
    Really?
[19:40] Kotone
    What is it saying?
[19:41] Fa
    Um, it said it's glad we can chat!
[19:46] Kotone
    Good to hear!
[19:48] Fa
    Yeah!
[19:54] Kotone
    I wonder where the dragon
    that attacked the town went.
[19:59] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria seems to think
    it might have been Fa.
[20:03] Kotone
    But Fa is too nice.
    She would never do that.
[20:10] Kotone
    I'll sleep with Fa tonight.
[20:17] Kotone
    Fa?
[20:38] Kotone
    Fa?
[20:47] Kotone
    Fa!
[20:54] Fa
    Kotone? What's wrong?
[20:59] Kotone
    Oh, I was thinking maybe we
    could sleep together tonight.
[21:02] Fa
    Ooh! Sleeping together! Yay!
[21:23] Kotone
    At that moment, Fa seemed like
    a completely different person.
[21:28] Kotone
    No, that's impossible.
[21:36] Kotone
    Fa, let's stay together forever and ever.
[23:25] Rufuria
    Rufuria here.
[23:26] Rufuria
    Now I want to eat crab dishes made by Rakira.
[23:29] Rufuria
    Mr. Kanille, what have you done to us?
[23:32] Rufuria
    Next time on RPG Real Estate:
[23:34] Rufuria
    "A Melody for the Grim Reaper!?
    We're All Friends! Let's Get Along!"
SIGN    Property 6
    A Melody for the Grim Reaper!?
    We're All Friends! Let's Get Along!
[23:38] Rufuria
    Look forward to it!

Season 1

E6 - A Melody for the Grim Reaper!? We're All Friends! Let's Get Along!

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[00:08] Kotone
    Huh?! Morning already?!
[00:13] Kotone
    Yes! Good morning!
[00:16] Rufuria
    Kotone? I thought I called Fa.
[00:20] Rufuria
    Anyway, can you show up at
    the castle today, not the office?
[00:24] Kotone
    Do a show at the castle?
[00:27] Rufuria
    "Show up" at the castle! For work!
    Not "do a show" at the castle!
[00:32] Rufuria
    I'll be waiting for you inside
    the front gate of Dali Castle.
[00:35] Rufuria
    Let Fa know, too, please.
[00:37] Kotone
    Got it.
[00:46] Kotone
    Oh, right. I slept in Fa's room.
[00:53] Kotone
    I'm sure she was just half-asleep.
[00:59] Kotone
    Good morning, Fa.
[01:02] Fa
    Goodnight.
[01:04] Kotone
    Don't sleep! Wake up!
[01:06] Kotone
    Fa!
SIGN    Property 6 A Melody for the Grim Reaper!? We're All Friends! Let's Get Along!
[02:51] Kotone
    So many people...
[02:55] Kotone
    Good morning!
[02:57] Fa
    Morning!
[02:59] Rufuria
    Morning.
[03:00] Kotone
    Wh-What's wrong?
[03:03] Rufuria
    Well...
[03:04] Sera
    Help!
[03:06] Sera
    I got the occupancy limit wrong!
[03:08] Mona
    Oh, Sera, you're so careless.
[03:11] Sera
    The castle is temporarily
    accepting refugees
SIGN    Packed...
[03:15] Sera
    who lost their homes in the dragon attack,
[03:17] Sera
    but there are so many, they won't all fit!
[03:19] Sera
    Please, can you find them a place to live?
[03:22] Kotone
    What?! All these people?!
[03:24] Rufuria
    Um, does Lady Satona know about this?
[03:28] Sera
    Lady Satona is out of town
    right now, fighting the dragon.
[03:32] Mona
    We have to make up for
    this mistake while she's away,
[03:35] Mona
    or Sera will get punished.
[03:38] Rufuria
    I think she should just get punished.
[03:41] Kotone
    I'm sure it'll be mild,
    like an upside-down hanging.
[03:44] Sera
    That's totally lethal! You look so sweet,
     but your words are demonic!
[03:48] Kotone
    Lady Satona's not here.
[03:51] Kotone
    I wanted to ask about how Fa
    behaves while half-asleep.
[03:56] Mona
    Uh, you there...
[04:00] Mona
    Have we met? I can't recall.
[04:04] Fa
    I'm Fa! Nice to meet you!
[04:06] Sera
    Mona! I'll pay back the 50 gold
    I borrowed the other day, double!
[04:10] Sera
    Please help me!
[04:12] Mona
    You owe me 67 gold!
[04:14] Mona
    And three gold before that,
    and 142 gold from three summers ago!
[04:20] Sera
    I-I'm sorry!
[04:22] Sera
    A-Anyway!
[04:24] Sera
    I have to do the refugee acceptance
    paperwork. Please find properties!
[04:30] Rufuria
    This workload, just to
    cover up someone's mistake...
[04:33] Rufuria
    I need a bonus, or it's not worth it.
[04:36] Kotone
    These people need help.
    We can help them. Let's do our best!
[04:40] Kotone
    But...
[04:42] Kotone
    I do intend to buy the
    Deluxe Star Fruit Cake for myself!
SIGN    Kotone's Favorite Food
[04:44] Rufuria
    You're so ready to get a bonus!
[04:46] Rakira
    A bonus...
[04:48] Rakira
    Maybe I'll buy some new gear.
SIGN    Attack Up
SIGN    Defense Up
[04:51] Rufuria
    You're going to get even stronger?!
[04:53] Man A
    This no-good dragon is trouble for all of us.
[04:57] Woman A
    Seriously, what did we do to deserve this?
[05:00] Woman B
    That terrifying image...
    Just the memory of it gives me shivers.
[05:05] Man B
    It's really a terrible monster.
[05:08] Man B
    It destroyed the whole town overnight!
[05:11] Woman A
    But it disappeared so suddenly.
    I wonder where it went off to.
[05:16] (Flashback) Rufuria
    Fa. What were you doing last night?
[05:20] Kotone
    No, it's impossible.
[05:23] Kotone
    There's no way Fa has any connection
    to the dragon that attacked the town.
[05:28] Rufuria
    Well, I guess there's no other way out of this.
[05:31] Kotone
    Right!
[05:32] Kotone
    But what should we do?
[05:34] Kotone
    It'll take some time to find
    homes for this many people.
[05:38] Rakira
    It'd be nice if they at least had
    a place to sit down and rest.
[05:42] Rakira
    This place doesn't even have a roof.
[05:44] Rufuria
    Let's start with what we can do,
    as quickly as possible.
[05:47] Man C
    Fight!
[05:52] Kotone
    No fighting!
[05:54] Kotone
    Please calm down!
[05:57] Rakira
    Let's punish them both!
[05:59] Kotone
    That's worse!
[06:01] Wizard
    My family and I were resting here,
    and he's trying to push us out!
[06:05] Rufuria
    Why would you do that?
[06:08] Kotone
    I-Is he angry with me?!
[06:11] Fa
    He wants to dig into the ground there.
[06:17] Kotone
    It is kind of weird to have dirt
    here inside the castle.
[06:23] Fa
    He says he's a treasure hunter.
[06:25] Fa
    That's how he noticed something odd
    about this part of the castle.
[06:28] Wizard
    I-I see. You understand non-human language.
[06:42] Wizard
    This is...
[06:45] Rufuria
    Does this lead underground?
[06:47] Kotone
    Let's find out!
[06:51] Kotone
    It's quite deep.
[07:00] Kotone
    A dead end?
[07:02] Rufuria
    It's too dark to tell.
[07:05] Wizard
    I've got this.
[07:08] Wizard
    Lightning Flow!
[07:16] Rufuria
    This is...
[07:18] Kotone
    There was a big space
    like this under the castle?
[07:20] Rufuria
    We can fit hundreds of people here!
[07:24] Rakira
    There are small rooms and beds, too.
[07:26] Rakira
    It's dusty, but if everyone helps
    clean it up, it'll be usable.
[07:31] Rakira
    This room... Was it used as a...
[07:35] Rufuria
    From now on, it'll be used to help people.
[07:39] Rakira
    You're right. Let's bring everyone here.
[07:42] Rakira
    We'll tell them there's a place for them to rest.
[07:48] Fa
    He says your magic spell
    is super impressive!
[07:51] Wizard
    I'm an adventurer, too,
    though nothing too impressive.
[07:55] Wizard
    This spell is vital when
    exploring an unknown dungeon.
[07:59] Wizard
    That said, your senses as a
    treasure hunter are awesome, too!
[08:08] Fa
    Now you're friends!
[08:14] Fa
    He's inviting you to tackle
    a dungeon together!
[08:17] Wizard
    Good idea! There's this cave I've been eyeing.
[08:20] Kotone
    Fa made a connection between people
    and made them happy again.
[08:25] Kotone
    I'm such an idiot! Fa is so nice.
[08:28] Kotone
    Why would I be worried that she could
    be related to a town-destroying dragon?
[08:34] Fa
    Kotone! Is that a new game?
[08:37] Fa
    Slap, slap! Poke, poke! So fun!
[08:41] Kotone
    Ow!
[08:42] Kotone
    Is this my punishment for doubting her?!
[08:48] Girl
    There, there. Good baby.
[08:54] Kotone
    I guess that improves the situation a little.
[08:57] Rufuria
    But our battle has only just begun.
[09:01] Rufuria
    This is just a temporary shelter.
[09:04] Rufuria
    We have to find a home
    for every person here.
[09:08] Rufuria
    Some people are rebuilding
    their original homes.
[09:10] Rufuria
    Some are moving to a new home.
[09:12] Rufuria
    Some are moving far away.
[09:14] Rufuria
    We have to sort the paperwork for everyone!
[09:16] Kotone
    Right!
[09:17] Rakira
    Let's get them back home as fast as possible.
[09:20] Sera
    Thanks, everyone!
[09:22] Sera
    Seriously! You all saved my skin!
[09:26] Rufuria
    Here comes the person who messed up.
[09:28] Kotone
    Actually, it was almost entirely thanks to Fa.
[09:31] Sera
    I see! I'll make sure
    Lady Satona hears about you, Fa!
[09:36] Fa
    Say hi to Satona for me!
[09:38] Sera
    "Satona"? You address her so casually?
[09:41] Kotone
    Oh, Fa was raised by Lady Satona.
SIGN    Raised by
[09:45] Sera
    Family?!
SIGN    = Family!?
[09:48] Sera
    I beg you! Please don't tell
    Lady Satona I messed up!
[09:53] Rufuria
    She must really be afraid of Lady Satona.
[09:56] Rakira
    How does she normally treat her?
[09:58] Mona
    Oh, Lady Satona told me to give you all this.
[10:03] Kotone & Rufuria & Rakira
    A bonus?!
SIGN    Fully Recover
    HP & MP!!
[10:05] Mona
    The EX Potion!
[10:07] Mona
    Fully recovers stamina and magic power!
    Keep working forever!
[10:13] Rufuria
    Does she want us to work all night using this?
[10:16] Rakira
    That's tough...
[10:18] Kotone
    I'd like to sleep at night!
[10:20] Rufuria
    Anyway, let's work hard starting tomorrow!
[10:23] Kotone & Rakira & Fa
    Yeah!
[10:33] Kotone
    Yes?
[10:35] Fa
    Kotone, can we sleep together?
[10:38] Kotone
    Sure! Do you like sleeping together now?
[10:42] Fa
    I feel a little scared sometimes.
[10:45] Kotone
    Huh?
[10:47] Fa
    Sometimes I end up in places
    I don't remember going to.
[10:51] Fa
    So maybe...
[10:56] Fa
    Kotone?
[10:57] Kotone
    Don't worry. I'll always be with you.
[11:00] Kotone
    I'll be right by your side, so rest assured!
[11:05] Fa
    Thanks, Kotone!
[11:14] Kotone
    I believe in Fa.
[11:18] Kotone
    She's my friend.
[11:37] Kotone
    Sleep for millennia
[11:47] Kotone
    Flourishing lands
[11:50] Fa
    Wow! What's that song?!
[11:52] Fa
    There's more than just "la la la"?!
[11:55] Kotone
    Oh, yeah. There are lyrics, too.
    Have I never sung them before?
[12:00] Fa
    You haven't! Sing them!
[12:02] Kotone
    Okay.
[12:09] Kotone
    Sleep for millennia
[12:19] Kotone
    Flourishing lands
[12:24] Kotone
    The pure white rising dragon...
[12:29] Kotone
    Wait, what were the lyrics after that part?
[12:32] Fa
    How does the rest of it go?
[12:34] Kotone
    One sec.
[12:36] Kotone
    Um, the pure white rising dragon...
[12:40] Kotone
    Uh, the rising dragon... dragon...
[12:44] (Flashback) Man B
    It destroyed the whole town overnight!
[12:48] Kotone
    No, no, no way!
[12:52] Fa
    Do you remember now?
[12:54] Kotone
    You can't shake it out of me!
[12:59] Kotone
    We're going to be really busy starting today.
[13:02] Kotone
    We still have to run our shop,
    and we have to find houses for the refugees.
[13:07] Fa
    I'll work hard, too!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[13:22] Kotone
    A client?
[13:24] Rufuria
    Miss Paula. She's a bard.
[13:27] Rufuria
    She's going to perform a song for us.
[13:31] Rakira
    The intro is already wonderful!
[13:33] Kotone
    She's truly the epitome
    of a "beautiful woman."
[13:46] Kotone
    M-My ears!
[13:48] Rufuria
    I'm being destroyed from the inside!
[13:53] Kotone
    It's literally powerful enough
    to knock birds out of the air!
[13:55] Rufuria
    That's not supposed to be literal!
[14:00] Paula
    Did you enjoy it?
[14:03] Rufuria
    Rakira lost consciousness!
    Wake up! Don't die!
[14:06] Paula
    Oh, my...
[14:07] Fa
    That was a nice song!
[14:09] Paula
    Thank you! I'm glad to hear that!
[14:11] Kotone
    Seriously?!
[14:13] Kotone
    You said you liked my singing,
    but you liked that, too?
[14:19] Fa
    It's the same song, isn't it?
[14:21] Kotone
    What?! That kind of hurts!
[14:23] Rufuria
    Fa has strange tastes in both food and music.
[14:26] Paula
    I'm glad you enjoyed it. Here's another...
[14:30] Kotone & Rufuria
    No!
[14:35] Rufuria
    So, what kind of property
    are you looking for today?
[14:39] Paula
    I was asked to leave my current home
    because my singing was obnoxious.
[14:42] Kotone
    I can't say I don't understand...
[14:45] Paula
    But singing is my life!
    I have to sing every day, or I'll die!
[14:50] Kotone
    Could you possibly refrain,
    since you'll kill everyone else?
[14:54] Paula
    Well, during my adventurer days, I was
    asked to stand on the front lines and sing...
SIGN    Squaaawk
[15:02] Kotone
    She was treated as a shock trooper?!
[15:04] Rufuria
    I can see the monsters
    falling left and right.
[15:08] Paula
    Please! Help me find a place
    where I can sing my heart out!
[15:12] Rufuria
    How about deep in the mountains?
[15:16] Kotone
    No! You'll wipe out all life
    in the mountains!
[15:20] Rufuria
    Kotone, don't say that in front of the client!
[15:23] Kotone
    Oh! I-I'm sorry!
[15:25] Paula
    Oh, and I work part-time as a waitress
    at a bar, so it needs to be in the city.
[15:31] Paula
    Good evening, bunnies!
[15:31] Kotone
    Didn't expect that one!
[15:33] Rufuria
    What do we do?
[15:34] Kotone
    Any place with life in the vicinity
    would be ruined!
[15:37] Kotone
    We have to find somewhere else!
[15:39] Rakira
    There's no place in the city
    that has no living things around it.
[15:43] Kotone
    No life... A poison swamp?
[15:46] Rufuria
    How are we going to take
    her there?! Also, she'll die!
[15:49] Rakira
    A deep dungeon prison
    where no voice will reach?
[15:51] Rufuria
    You're scaring me!
    Are you suggesting we lock her up?!
[15:54] Paula
    I'd like to live within fifteen
    minutes of my workplace.
SIGN    15 Minutes
[15:57] Rufuria
    That's awfully specific!
[15:59] Kotone
    Um, Miss Paula, is there really no way
    you can refrain from singing?
[16:04] Kotone
    Maybe you can go someplace
    other than your home to sing...
[16:09] Paula
    Actually, it seems as though
    I sing in my sleep, too.
[16:13] Paula
    Sometimes, when I wake up,
    all the windows are broken.
SIGN    Oh?
[16:19] Kotone
    I'm tearing up just thinking
    about the neighbors...
[16:22] Rufuria
    So she's aware that she causes damage?
[16:25] Rakira
    A human weapon...
[16:27] Rakira
    Oh.
[16:28] Rufuria
    What is it?
[16:29] Rakira
    I was actually holding on
    to a troublesome property.
[16:33] Rakira
    It's a bit far away from the center of town,
[16:36] Rakira
    but other than that, it might be exactly
    what Miss Paula is asking for.
[16:39] Paula
    I see. Well, if it's not too far away...
[16:43] Rufuria
    What kind of property is it?
[16:44] Rakira
    It's an old castle outside
    the city that's up for rent.
[16:47] Rufuria
    Wow! A castle?
[16:49] Rakira
    But it seems to be cursed.
[16:51] Rufuria; Kotone; Fa
    Huh?
SIGN    A Castle Outside of Town
[17:01] Paula
    Wow! It's huge!
[17:03] Paula
    Are you sure it's all right?
[17:05] Rakira
    Yes.
[17:06] Rakira
    It's supposed to house
    more than 50 families,
[17:10] Rakira
    but right now, it's completely empty.
[17:12] Rakira
    Except for...
[17:17] Gargoyle Statue
    Leave this place.
[17:19] Kotone
    The statue talked!
[17:20] Gargoyle Statue
    Leave this place.
[17:21] Rakira
    The castle seems to reject
    any human presence.
[17:25] Rakira
    Wait, be careful!
[17:27] Paula
    This is so nice!
[17:29] Paula
    This, too!
[17:30] Paula
    And this, too!
[17:31] Rakira
    She's dodging them all!
[17:34] Rufuria
    She's good!
[17:35] Paula
    I used to be pretty tough
    as an adventurer.
[17:39] Paula
    These traps are nothing to me.
[17:42] Kotone
    How reliable! That's nice.
[17:45] Paula
    I had to find another job,
    since that market has gone down.
[17:48] Rakira
    Excuse me for asking,
    but what was your level?
[17:51] Paula
    I stopped counting after 99.
[17:54] Rufuria
    That's "can save the world" class!
[17:56] Paula
    Now, here's a song.
[17:58] Rufuria
    Here it comes!
[18:06] Kotone
    A monster?!
[18:10] Hades
    Th-This is my castle! Humans must leave!
[18:15] Rakira
    You must be the one
    harassing the residents!
[18:18] Rufuria
    I'm sorry. You don't have a contract
    for this property, do you?
[18:22] Hades
    I am Hades the Reaper!
[18:25] Hades
    I don't make contracts with humans—
[18:28] Paula
    Nice to meet you!
    I'm going to move in here!
[18:33] Paula
    Pleasure to make your acquaintance!
[18:35] Rufuria
    She's going to live with him?!
[18:37] Hades
    Back off!
[18:38] Paula
    Please don't say that. Let's be friends.
[18:42] Paula
    As a token of our new friendship...
SIGN    Flail Flail
[18:47] Hades
    You freak!
[18:49] Kotone
    The monster called her a freak!
[18:53] Hades
    I can't live here with this freak.
[18:56] Paula
    Oh, that's too bad.
[19:00] Hades
    But I won't leave empty-handed!
[19:07] Hades
    I stole the thing most precious to you!
[19:11] Hades
    You deserve it, idiot!
[19:16] Kotone
    Are you all right, Miss Paula?!
[19:19] Kotone
    Miss Paula...
[19:22] Paula
    My throat...
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[19:28] Kotone
    Everyone, this way, please.
[19:32] Wizard
    This place is huge. There was a vacant
    house all the way out here?
[19:39] Wizard
    A harp? What a nice tune.
[19:57] Rufuria
    The Reaper stole her destructive singing,
    and now she's left with such a pretty voice.
[20:04] Rakira
    She did say she misses her old voice.
[20:08] Rufuria
    It was the most powerful weapon, after all.
[20:11] Rufuria
    But given that we're in a time of peace,
    this voice is probably better.
[20:16] Rakira
    She also helped make this property
    available to everyone.
[20:17] Paula
    Sleep for millennia
[20:21] Kotone
    It really is the same song
    as the one I was singing!
[20:26] Fa
    See? I told you it was the same.
[20:27] Paula
    Flourishing lands
[20:29] Fa
    I liked her other voice, too,
    but this one is also nice.
[20:34] Paula
    The pure white rising dragon
[20:39] Paula
    Brings rainbow rain to the world
[20:43] Kotone
    Oh, that's the rest of the lyrics.
[20:46] Fa
    Yeah!
[20:47] Kotone & Paula
    Share the fruit of life and live together
[20:53] Kotone & Paula
    The earth will sprout with life
[20:58] Kotone & Paula
    The red moon and the blue moon
    bring a purple night
[21:09] Kotone & Paula
    Flourish forever, beyond the ocean of stars
[21:23] Paula
    You know this song, too.
[21:25] Kotone
    Yes! I've been singing it since I was little.
[21:37] Kotone & Paula
    Sleep for millennia
[21:48] Kotone & Paula
    Flourishing lands
[21:54] Kotone & Paula
    The pure white rising dragon
[21:59] Kotone & Paula
    Brings rainbow rain to the world
[22:07] Kotone & Paula
    I will never forget you
[22:12] Kotone & Paula
    Let us go hand in hand
[22:15] Kotone & Paula
    The earth will sprout with life
[22:18] Kotone & Paula
    The red moon and the blue moon
    bring a purple night
[22:29] Kotone & Paula
    Let us build a nation of stars,
    to flourish forever
[23:25] Fa
    I love your singing, Kotone!
[23:28] Kotone
    Thanks!
[23:28] Fa
    I'm so glad I learned the words!
[23:30] Kotone
    Yeah!
[23:31] Kotone
    Next episode: "Doors, Doors, Doors!
    Open the Door to Summer Vacation!"
SIGN    Property 7
    Doors, Doors, Doors!
    Open the Door to Summer Vacation!
[23:36] Fa
    That's right!
[23:37] Kotone
    Let's all go, go, go!

Season 1

E7 - Doors, Doors, Doors! Open the Door to Summer Vacation!

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[00:09] Fa
    Hey, Kotone, let's play.
[00:13] Kotone
    I have a mountain of work to do.
[00:15] Kotone
    You should do some work, too.
[00:17] Fa
    I closed three deals today.
[00:19] Kotone
    What?!
[00:20] Rufuria
    Fa's been closing lots of deals lately,
    thanks to her personality.
[00:25] Rakira
    I guess she's no longer just a
    cute mascot in the workplace.
[00:28] Fa
    That's right! Fa is a go-getter!
SIGN    Proud
[00:32] Kotone
    Wow! That's great!
[00:35] Kotone
    Me, on the other hand...
SIGN    Gloom
[00:37] Rakira
    Is something wrong?
[00:39] Kotone
    I got scolded by a client today.
[00:42] Kotone
    I introduced them to a property
    that's been vacant for a long time, and...
[00:46] Rufuria
    And?
[00:47] Kotone
    No, never mind. I'll handle this by myself.
[00:52] Rufuria
    Ahem. It's okay to rely on us
    from time to time, you know.
[00:56] Rakira
    Yeah.
[00:57] Kotone
    You'll really do anything?! Thank you!
[01:00] Rufuria
    That's not what I said! You're exaggerating!
[01:04] Kotone
    Sorry, I went a bit overboard.
[01:06] Rufuria
    So, where is this property?
[01:08] Kotone
    Huh?
[01:09] Rakira
    Let's go take a look now.
[01:11] Fa
    Let's go!
[01:14] Kotone
    All right!
SIGN    Property 7 Doors, Doors, Doors! Open the Door to Summer Vacation!
[02:53] Kotone
    It's this house.
[02:56] Rufuria
    It's an impressive house.
[02:58] Rakira
    Yeah, it doesn't seem like it has any issues.
[03:00] Kotone
    Please take a look inside.
[03:03] Fa
    We're coming in!
[03:09] Rufuria
    As soon as you enter,
    it's doors, doors, doors!
SIGN    Athletic House
[03:12] Kotone
    You'd think this was a dream or
    something, right? No, it's reality.
[03:16] Kotone
    This is reality.
[03:17] Rufuria
    Why did you repeat yourself?!
    That's annoying!
[03:21] Rakira
    Opening the door to the bathroom
    reveals a staircase.
[03:24] Fa
    There's a wall behind this door!
[03:26] Rufuria
    What is this door for?
[03:28] Kotone
    Nobody knows.
[03:30] Kotone
    The landlord says the building was altered
    in this way without his knowledge.
[03:33] Rufuria
    What about the people who lived here?
[03:34] Kotone
    They disappeared without paying their rent.
[03:37] Rufuria
    What?!
[03:38] Kotone
    But look! You can exercise
    using the doors like this!
[03:41] Rufuria
    You say that as if it's a perk,
    but it's really not.
[03:45] Kotone
    This is the living room.
[03:47] Kotone
    It's normal.
[03:49] Fa
    It really is!
[03:52] Fa
    The chair is so fluffy!
SIGN    Pop
[03:55] Rufuria
    Fa went into the wall!
[03:57] Kotone & Rakira
    What?!
[03:58] Kotone
    That looks like fun! I want to try!
[04:01] Rufuria
    Stop enjoying this!
[04:03] Kotone
    I'm sorry.
[04:04] Rakira
    Fa, are you all right?
[04:06] Fa
    It's too dark. I can't see anything!
[04:09] Rakira
    It's just a wall now. It won't budge.
[04:12] Kotone
    Can you find a way out?
[04:13] Fa
    I'll try to find an exit.
[04:16] Rakira
    Kotone, you recommended
    this property to a client?
[04:19] Rakira
    That's quite bold.
[04:21] Kotone
    Oh, it was nothing.
[04:22] Rufuria
    That wasn't a compliment.
[04:24] Rakira
    I'm starting to enjoy this house, too!
[04:26] Rakira
    Let's check out the rest of it!
[04:28] Rufuria
    Huh?
[04:30] Rakira
    Eek! Who's there?!
[04:33] Rakira
    Huh?
[04:36] Rakira
    Oh, it's just a dummy.
[04:38] Kotone
    But what if it was a real person?
[04:41] Rufuria
    Don't think about it!
[04:42] Rakira
    I don't want to open any more doors.
[04:45] Rakira
    Rufuria, please!
[04:46] Rufuria
    What?! I don't want to, either.
[04:48] Rakira
    Please, please!
[04:49] Rufuria
    I said no!
[04:50] Rakira
    I'll make your omelet rice
    bunny-shaped at dinner tonight!
[04:54] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria won't be swayed by such a...
[04:57] Kotone
    She opened it!
[04:59] Rufuria
    Huh? It goes outside?
[05:01] Rakira
    Did you find something?
[05:02] Rufuria
    It was an exit.
[05:04] Kotone
    What nice weather.
[05:06] Kotone
    I wish we could just forget
    about this house and take a nap.
[05:10] Rufuria
    Don't try to run away from reality.
    We need to do something.
[05:13] Kotone
    Right.
[05:14] Rakira
    I feel as though I'm forgetting something.
[05:17] Fa
    Exit, exit...
[05:23] Fa
    I still can't see anything!
    Kotone! Rufuria! Rakira!
[05:30] Kotone
    Fa?
[05:31] Fa
    Oh, I know!
[05:33] Fa
    This will help me see a bit better!
[05:38] Fa
    Oh, no! I started a fire!
[05:42] Kotone
    I smell something burning.
[05:44] Rakira
    A fire!
[05:45] Rufuria
    Oh, no!
[05:47] Fa
    Help!
[05:48] Kotone
    Fa?!
[05:49] Rufuria
    W-Water! Kotone, don't you
    have any water magic?
[05:52] Kotone
    I learned the basics in school!
[05:56] Kotone
    Water!
[05:59] Rufuria
    That's not even enough for a cat to drink!
[06:01] Rufuria
    I'll call the fire squad!
[06:03] Kotone
    R-Right!
[06:05] Kotone
    Fa! Where are you?!
[06:07] Rakira
    No point in bothering with
    the doors in this house.
[06:10] Rakira
    I'll break the wall!
[06:14] Kotone
    That was amazing, Miss Rakira!
    You could be a martial artist!
[06:18] Rakira
    I gained a level!
[06:19] Kotone
    Now?!
[06:22] Kotone
    Fa!
[06:23] Rakira
    Are you all right, Fa?
[06:25] Rakira
    Let's get out of here right away.
[06:26] Kotone
    Yes.
[06:28] Kotone
    Is that...
[06:30] Rakira
    Kotone! Hurry!
[06:31] Kotone
    R-Right!
[06:49] Rufuria
    I'm glad you found her.
[06:51] Kotone
    But the house... and Fa...
[06:54] Rufuria
    Hey, don't cry.
    It was just a small fire. Right?
[07:00] Fa
    Kotone...
[07:03] Kotone
    Fa!
[07:08] Rufuria
    There, there.
[07:11] Rufuria
    That snot!
[07:13] Kotone
    I'm sorry.
[07:15] Landlord
    Miss Kotone.
[07:18] Kotone
    Mr. Landlord!
[07:19] Landlord
    I'm glad everyone is all right.
[07:22] Kotone
    I'm so sorry. Not only did
    I fail to find a new tenant,
[07:26] Kotone
    but I ruined the building.
[07:28] Fa
    I'm sorry.
[07:30] Landlord
    Don't worry. This house needed
    to be heavily remodeled, anyway.
[07:37] Landlord
    Oh? What's that hole?
[07:40] Kotone
    Should I go down and check?
[07:43] Landlord
    I would appreciate that.
[07:51] Kotone
    Wh-What the...
[07:54] Fa
    So shiny!
[07:55] Kotone
    A pile of treasure! What is it doing here?!
[07:59] Sera
    Incredible! Great job, you guys!
[08:02] Sera
    That was a stash of artwork
    stolen by a band of thieves!
[08:05] Kotone & Fa
    What?!
[08:07] Rufuria
    So a thief lived here?
[08:09] Rakira
    That must be why it was built to be
    hard to get into and easy to escape.
[08:13] Rufuria
    That also explains the hidden
    rooms and the dummy.
[08:18] Kotone
    But why did the thieves
    leave the treasure behind?
[08:24] Sera
    Art tends to be easy to track.
[08:27] Sera
    Maybe they wanted to wait a bit
    and then carry it out later.
[08:31] Sera
    We checked the dry well nearby,
[08:33] Sera
    and it looked like they
    were trying to dig a hole.
[08:35] Kotone
    I see! I'm so impressed you
    were able to figure that out.
[08:39] Kotone
    Miss Sera, you're actually
    a competent person!
[08:41] Sera
    What does that mean?!
[08:43] Mona
    I'll let Lady Satona know
    about what happened today.
[08:47] Sera
    She's still on her expedition
    to find the dragon, though.
[08:50] Kotone
    Oh...
[08:51] Kotone
    If I could speak to Lady Satona,
    I could have asked her if Fa's behavior
[08:55] Kotone
    while half-asleep is something
    she's always done.
[08:58] (Flashback) Fa
    I feel a little scared sometimes.
[09:01] (Flashback) Fa
    Sometimes I end up in places
    I don't remember going to.
[09:07] Mona
    Miss Kotone, you did start a fire,
    but you found stolen goods.
[09:12] Mona
    You might get half-punished
    and half-rewarded.
[09:15] Sera
    Don't die.
[09:16] Kotone
    What's going to happen to me?!
[09:18] Mona
    Also, for the landlord,
[09:21] Mona
    the owners of the art sent a reward
    for finding their treasure.
[09:25] Rufuria & Rakira
    A reward?!
[09:26] Landlord
    Oh, wonderful! Now I can afford
    to remodel the house.
[09:31] Landlord
    This is all thanks to Miss Kotone.
[09:34] Kotone
    Oh, no, I didn't do anything...
[09:38] Rufuria
    Well, all's well that ends well, right?
[09:42] Rakira
    Right.
[09:43] Fa
    Yeah! Good!
[09:45] Kotone
    Yes!
[09:54] Kotone
    I need to study more.
[09:57] Kotone
    I was lucky everyone was there to help me
    and make a happy ending possible this time.
[10:02] Fa
    Kotone...
[10:04] Fa
    Aren't you coming to bed yet?
[10:06] Kotone
    S-Sorry, did I wake you?
[10:09] Fa
    Don't worry! I know you're
    working hard. I support you!
[10:17] Kotone
    Thank you! Fa, you're so cute!
[10:20] Kotone
    Can I kiss you on the cheek?
[10:21] Fa
    That's a no.
[10:22] Kotone
    Denied?!
[10:39] Kotone
    Good morning!
[10:42] Fa
    Oh! A butterfly!
[10:46] Rufuria
    Kotone, can I schedule your
    summer vacation for next week?
[10:49] Rufuria
    We don't have any urgent matters.
    I want to reward you for your hard work.
[10:53] Rakira
    I'll be your first long break
    since starting here.
[10:56] Kotone
    Wow, thank you!
[10:59] Rufuria
    What will you do?
[11:00] Kotone
    I'll go visit my family.
[11:02] Kotone
    Oh, but what about you?
[11:05] Rufuria
    We'll take vacations in turns.
[11:07] Rakira
    Our family homes are nearby.
[11:10] Rakira
    It's not like we need a special occasion.
[11:13] Fa
    I'll be lonely without Kotone.
[11:17] Kotone
    Oh, right... Fa doesn't have
    a family home to go back to.
[11:20] Rufuria
    You have us.
[11:22] Rakira
    Yup.
[11:23] Fa
    Eh?
[11:25] Rufuria
    What do you mean, "Eh"?!
[11:27] Rakira
    Now, now...
[11:28] Kotone
    Well, do you want to come with me, Fa?
SIGN    One Week Later
SIGN    Luklun District, East Area
[11:50] Fa
    This is the town you lived in?
[11:53] Kotone
    No, it's about one hour
    from here by horse carriage.
SIGN    Flattened
[12:01] Fa
    I don't want to travel anymore!
[12:03] Kotone
    We've only traveled four hours
    by airship and five hours by train.
[12:08] Kotone
    Just hang in there a bit longer, Fa.
[12:10] Fa
    No!
[12:14] Fa
    So big!
[12:16] Kotone
    This atmosphere is so relaxing.
[12:22] Fa
    There are so many tough-looking people here.
[12:25] Kotone
    This area is still home
    to dangerous minotaurs,
[12:29] Kotone
    so adventurers gather here.
[12:32] Fa
    That's scary.
[12:33] Kotone
    Don't worry.
[12:34] Kotone
    There's a gatekeeper who stops them
    from coming into the town.
[12:38] Fa
    I meant these people are scary!
[12:40] Kotone
    Sorry! It's nothing! She didn't say anything!
[12:47] Kotone
    From here we walk.
[12:49] Fa
    What?! More?!
[12:53] Momo
    Gree, gree.
[12:55] Momo
    Gree.
[12:57] Kotone
    Hey, Momo! You came to pick me up?
[13:00] Kotone
    Thank you!
[13:02] Momo
    Gree!
[13:03] Momo
    Hello, hello, Kotone! Long time no see!
SIGN    Kotone Doesn't Understand This
[13:06] Momo
    I'm so glittering super happy to see you!
[13:09] Fa
    Momo seems to be very happy!
[13:11] Momo
    I missed you so much,
    my heart was whimpering!
[13:14] Fa
    ...he says.
[13:15] Kotone
    Yes! I'm so happy I can understand
    what you're saying, thanks to Fa!
[13:21] Momo
    Gree!
SIGN    Kotone's Family Home
[13:28] Kotone
    That's my house!
[13:30] Fa
    It's a big house.
[13:32] Kotone
    Out here in the countryside,
    that's a normal size.
[13:36] Fa
    They all came out to greet you!
[13:38] Kotone
    Yeah!
[13:39] Kotone
    I'm home!
[13:43] Mother
    Welcome back, Kotone!
    You must be tired!
[13:46] Father
    How is work? Are you doing well?
[13:48] Grandmother
    I made your favorite syrup dessert.
[13:52] Kotone
    Great! Thank you!
[13:57] Fa
    I can understand anyone's speech,
    but not Grandpa's.
[14:02] Kotone
    He's reminding us about the festival
    coming up and asking us if we want to go.
[14:06] Fa
    Kotone, that's amazing!
[14:07] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    Big Sister.
[14:09] Kotone
    Tsuzumi! Hibiki!
[14:11] Kotone
    I missed you guys!
[14:15] Tsuzumi
    Did you get fired already,
    because you're such a klutz?
[14:18] Hibiki
    Were you removed?
[14:20] Kotone
    No! I'm working hard!
[14:22] Fa
    Kotone.
[14:24] Kotone
    I brought my friend Fa back with me.
[14:28] Fa
    I'm Fa. Nice to meet you!
[14:30] Tsuzumi
    Big Sister didn't come home just to see us?
[14:33] Hibiki
    We weren't told that she'd
    bring this girl with her.
[14:36] Tsuzumi
    How close are you to our big sister?
[14:38] Hibiki
    What's her favorite food?
    What's her favorite flower?
SIGN    Sharp!
[14:42] Fa
    Her favorite food is star fruit,
    and her favorite flower is the Gustav!
[14:46] Fa
    She doesn't like celery and quietly
    pushes it aside on her plate!
[14:50] Kotone
    She knows!
[14:52] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    Grr...
[14:53] Mother
    Come, now. Let's continue this inside.
[14:56] Kotone
    Wow, what a feast!
[14:59] Tsuzumi
    I baked the pumpkin pie!
[15:01] Hibiki
    I made the meat and cheese gratin!
[15:03] Kotone
    Thank you!
[15:04] Kotone & Fa
    Let's eat!
[15:08] Fa
    Delicious!
[15:10] Kotone
    It is! You've both gotten
    better at cooking again!
[15:13] Kotone
    I'm so proud to be your sister!
[15:16] Fa
    They're all so delicious!
[15:17] Kotone
    Yeah!
[15:18] Kotone
    Fa is amazing, too.
    She can understand any language!
[15:22] Mother
    That's wonderful!
[15:23] Kotone
    I'm so proud to be her friend!
[15:25] Fa
    I didn't understand what
    Grandpa said, though!
[15:31] Tsuzumi
    Then maybe Fa can go get
    us the moonlight grass.
[15:34] Hibiki
    If only we had that,
    we could make a pretty pendant.
[15:38] Father
    What are you talking about?
[15:40] Father
    That's in a dangerous area.
    Don't even think about going!
[15:43] Mother
    Yes, it's dangerous!
[15:45] Tsuzumi
    But she can talk to anyone, right?
[15:48] Hibiki
    Yeah. Why can't she just
    ask the monsters for help?
[15:51] Kotone
    Tsuzumi! Hibiki!
[15:52] Fa
    Sure!
[15:53] Kotone
    Fa, no! Don't take them seriously!
[16:01] Kotone
    We had a long trip today.
    Let's get lots of sleep.
[16:04] Fa
    Hey, Kotone, about that moonlight grass...
[16:07] Kotone
    Don't worry about it.
[16:09] Kotone
    I'm sorry. My sisters have a way
    of annoying people for fun.
[16:14] Fa
    Oh...
[16:15] Kotone
    Well, goodnight.
[16:27] Tsuzumi
    What's the deal with Big Sister?!
[16:28] Tsuzumi
    We've been apart for so long,
    but she's devoting all her attention to Fa!
[16:32] Hibiki
    She won't go out to try to get
    the moonlight grass, will she?
[16:35] Tsuzumi
    No way! She won't be able
    to get through the gate!
[16:38] Momo
    Gree.
[16:41] Hibiki
    Was that Fa?!
[16:43] Tsuzumi
    Is she going in by air?
[16:48] Tsuzumi
    I don't see her. Did she go into the forest?
[16:51] Hibiki
    Maybe the monsters already...
[16:52] Tsuzumi
    Cut it out!
[16:54] Momo
    Gree?
[16:55] Momo
    Gree.
[16:57] Tsuzumi
    Momo!
[17:00] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    Fa!
[17:01] Tsuzumi
    Oh, no... We did this
    to Big Sister's friend...
[17:05] Hibiki
    If only we hadn't said those things...
[17:09] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    We're sorry! We're sorry!
[17:13] Fa
    Oh, hey, Tsuzumi, Hibiki!
[17:16] Fa
    I found the moonlight grass!
[17:23] Tsuzumi
    This is...
[17:25] Hibiki
    The moonlight grass...
[17:26] Fa
    I heard it has to be picked right when
    the sun rises, or it withers and dies.
[17:30] Fa
    So I took a nap while waiting for it!
[17:32] Fa
    That kind man right there taught me.
[17:37] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    A minotaur?!
[17:38] Minotaur
    Mino.
[17:40] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    Huh?
[17:40] Fa
    Mr. Minotaur isn't a bad person at all.
[17:44] Fa
    He fights only to protect the
    others from the adventurers.
[17:48] Fa
    He's kind to those who aren't hostile to him.
[17:53] Tsuzumi
    Do you live here?
[17:55] Minotaur
    Mino, mino.
[17:56] Fa
    He used to live here with his family,
    but they got captured by adventurers.
[18:00] Fa
    Now he's alone.
[18:01] Tsuzumi
    Oh, no...
[18:02] Hibiki
    That's so sad.
[18:04] Minotaur
    Mino.
[18:06] Fa
    He's asking if you want to
    have tea with him someday.
[18:11] Tsuzumi
    F-Fine, if you insist!
[18:13] Hibiki
    Th-Thank you.
[18:15] Minotaur
    Mino.
[18:16] Fa
    Now we're all friends!
[18:18] Fa
    Look! The sun is rising!
[18:23] Tsuzumi
    Hey, Fa?
[18:25] Tsuzumi
    Why did you take such a risk
    to get the moonlight grass for us?
[18:29] Fa
    To thank you for the delicious dinner!
[18:31] Fa
    I thought if I could make a pretty pendant,
    it would look good on both of you.
[18:36] Tsuzumi
    Now I know why Big Sister treats Fa so well.
[18:40] Hibiki
    Me, too... She's...
[18:43] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    She's too cute!
[18:45] Fa
    Huh?
[18:52] Kotone
    This is the first time
    I've seen moonlight grass.
[18:56] Kotone
    It's so pretty!
[18:58] Tsuzumi
    Thank you, Fa.
[19:00] Hibiki
    We'll treasure this for the rest of our lives.
[19:02] Fa
    Okay!
[19:07] Fa
    Oh, it's that song!
[19:09] Kotone's family
    Sleep for millennia
[19:20] Kotone
    Our family starts singing this song
    whenever we feel good.
[19:20] Kotone's family
    Flourishing lands
[19:25] Fa
    I'll sing, too!
[19:27] Everyone
    The pure white rising dragon
[19:32] Everyone
    Brings rainbow rain to the world
[19:38] Kotone
    You learned the lyrics, too.
[19:40] Everyone
    Share the fruit of life and live together
[19:45] Everyone
    The earth will sprout with life
[19:51] Everyone
    The red moon and the blue moon
    bring a purple night
[20:02] Everyone
    Flourish forever, beyond the ocean of stars
[20:14] Fa
    I love this song! It feels so good!
[20:17] Grandfather
    Monsters, dragons, we all should
    live together, under the moon.
[20:22] Fa
    I understood what Grandpa said just now!
[20:34] Kotone
    Did you enjoy staying with my family?
[20:37] Kotone
    It was fun! I love your whole family!
[20:40] Tsuzumi
    Wait!
[20:43] Tsuzumi
    Big Sister! When are you coming home next?
[20:47] Tsuzumi
    Don't you dare make us feel lonely!
[20:51] Hibiki
    And bring Fa again next time!
[20:54] Kotone
    I'll be back on my next vacation!
[20:56] Fa
    I'll come again!
[20:58] Kotone
    And thus, my fun summer vacation
    was over in a flash.
[21:03] Kotone
    After that, Tsuzumi and Hibiki...
[21:08] Adventurer
    Look! Monsters!
[21:10] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    Hey, you!
[21:11] Adventurer
    Human girls, out here?!
[21:14] Tsuzumi
    We're trying to have tea!
[21:16] Hibiki
    So go away!
[21:18] Adventurer
    This is killing my buzz. Let's go.
[21:22] Tsuzumi
    Mr. Minotaur!
[21:24] Hibiki
    You're going to keep us company
    until our big sister comes back!
[21:28] Minotaur
    Mino.
[21:30] Kotone
    ...are getting along with their
    new friends in the forest. I'm so glad!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[21:37] Kotone
    There!
[21:38] Rufuria
    Morning.
[21:40] Kotone
    Good morning.
[21:42] Kotone
    Thank you for the vacation.
[21:44] Fa
    Here's some star fruit as a souvenir!
[21:46] Rakira
    Thanks.
[21:47] Rufuria
    It looks like you were able to refresh.
[21:50] Rufuria
    Let's get you back to working hard!
[21:53] Kotone
    Yes!
[23:25] Rufuria
    The star fruit really was delicious.
[23:27] Rakira
    Yes. Kotone said they grow
    them on her family farm,
[23:30] Rakira
    so she basically ate them non-stop.
[23:32] Rufuria
    Non-stop?!
[23:33] Rakira
    And so, next episode:
SIGN    Property 8
    "Wha!? Finding a Dream Home
    through Fortune Telling!?
[23:35] Rakira
    "Wha!? Finding a Dream Home
    through Fortune Telling!?"
[23:38] Rufuria
    Don't miss it!

Season 1

E8 - Wha!? Finding a Dream Home through Fortune Telling!?

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[00:03] Boy
    Yummy!
[00:06] Merchant
    Here ya go, one banana! Thanks!
[00:13] Fa
    I want one of those!
[00:15] Kotone
    Wait, Fa!
[00:16] Fa
    Look! Limited-edition autumn
    scones with popo fruit!
[00:20] Kotone
    Yeah! And the other ones look delicious, too!
[00:23] Fa
    Which one do you want? Which one?
[00:25] Rufuria
    Aren't you getting a bit too carried away?
[00:27] Rakira
    Let's give them a break.
[00:28] Rakira
    This is our first holiday shopping trip together.
[00:33] Fa
    Rufuria, Rakira, have some!
[00:35] Kotone
    We just went ahead and bought every type!
[00:42] Rufuria
    This isn't a foodie tour!
[00:44] Rufuria
    We're here to buy supplies for work.
[01:01] Kotone
    Shopping together is fun!
[01:03] Fa
    Fun!
[01:05] Rufuria
    And we got the supplies we needed.
    It worked out great.
[01:10] Kotone
    This one is cute!
[01:13] Kotone
    I think this outfit would look great on Fa!
[01:16] Fa
    Huh? The one I'm wearing is fine.
[01:19] Kotone
    Try it! It'll be so cute!
[01:21] Fa
    Hmph...
[01:22] Fa
    Fine, then.
SIGN    Undress Undress
[01:26] Kotone; Rufuria; Rakira
    Don't get naked here!
SIGN    Property 8 Wha!? Finding a Dream Home through Fortune Telling!?
[03:05] Kotone
    Hello!
[03:07] Staff
    Welcome.
[03:09] Kotone
    We'd like to try on that outfit.
[03:11] Staff
    Certainly. This way, please.
[03:15] Kotone
    How is it, Fa?
    Were you able to put it on?
[03:18] Fa
    Ta-da!
[03:19] Kotone
    So cute!
[03:21] Rakira
    Nice.
[03:22] Rufuria
    Yes, it's good.
[03:23] Rufuria
    Try a little spin.
[03:26] Fa
    Spin!
SIGN    Flip
[03:32] Kotone
    Your tail's raising the skirt!
[03:36] Fa
    I cut tail-holes in all my clothes.
[03:40] Kotone
    I didn't realize how much work you put in.
[03:42] Fa
    Hey, why don't you try it on, too, Kotone?
[03:45] Kotone
    Huh?
[03:46] Kotone
    I-I don't know if it'll suit me...
[03:50] Kotone
    It might be a bit too tight.
[03:52] Rufuria
    On certain parts, yeah.
[03:57] Fa
    You should just cut open
    the whole chest part!
SIGN    Bare
[04:00] Kotone
    I won't be able to go out in public!
[04:02] Rakira
    Wow, interesting selection.
[04:08] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, that's so cute!
[04:12] Rakira
    Its defense value isn't bad, either.
    I kind of want this.
[04:15] Kotone
    Nice! I want...
[04:18] Kotone
    This one!
[04:20] Rakira
    Full-face?!
[04:21] Rufuria
    And why that one?!
[04:23] Kotone
    There's more over there!
[04:25] Fa
    Big ears!
[04:27] Kotone
    Fa, you look good as a bunny!
[04:31] Rakira
    Rufuria, try this on.
[04:35] Rufuria
    N-No way! I'll never wear that! I have shame!
[04:39] Kotone
    Wow, that was super harsh.
[04:42] Kotone
    But please, don't say that.
[04:45] Rufuria
    I-I said no! I won't wear that, no matter what!
[04:49] Rakira
    Well, I didn't want to do this, but...
SIGN    Whisper...
[04:52] Rakira
    You have a pair of bunny ears
    that matches Popotan's, right?
[04:55] Rakira
    I know all about it.
SIGN    Rufuria's Favorite
    Stuffed Animal,
    Popotan
SIGN    Blush!!
[04:58] Rufuria
    I'll put it on! Please let me put it on!
[05:01] Kotone
    What kind of magic words
    did you just utter?!
[05:04] Rakira
    It's a secret.
[05:08] Rufuria
    Th-There! Happy?!
[05:10] Kotone
    So cute!
[05:12] Kotone
    Please add "nyan" to the end of your sentences!
[05:14] Rufuria
    Don't push it!
[05:19] Rufuria
    H-Hello, nyan...
[05:21] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria is completely domesticated!
[05:24] Rufuria
    There! Let's leave already!
[05:26] Kotone
    Oh, wait!
[05:27] Kotone
    I was thinking of buying this
    outfit as a present for Fa.
SIGN    1 Gold = 120 Yen
SIGN    3200 Gold = 384,000 Yen
[05:35] Kotone
    What?! It's worth ten months'
    rent on my apartment?!
[05:40] Staff
    Have you decided?
[05:46] Kotone; Rufuria; Rakira
    Goodbye!
[05:49] Kotone
    I though my heart was going to stop.
[05:52] Rufuria
    I didn't realize that was
    such an expensive shop.
[05:54] Rakira
    We had no right to be there.
[05:57] Kotone
    Can anyone afford to pay so much for clothes?
[06:01] Rufuria
    Maybe a Hero-class adventurer could.
[06:04] Rufuria
    Maybe it's for a final showdown
    with a super-powerful enemy?
[06:07] Kotone
    Yeah! Wearing that outfit
    for an important battle...
[06:12] Kotone
    seems a bit too casual, don't you think?
[06:15] Rakira
    Looks very flammable...
[06:16] Fa
    One hit would be lethal!
[06:19] Rufuria
    You guys don't hold back, do you?!
[06:21] Kotone
    All that running made me thirsty!
[06:24] Rakira
    Do you want to stop
    by a café or something?
[06:26] Fa
    I'm hungry!
[06:28] Kotone
    Oh, me, too!
[06:30] Rufuria
    You're going to eat more?
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    The Next Day
[06:35] Kotone
    The usual uniform is still the most relaxing.
[06:38] Rufuria
    We're too young to start
    wearing expensive clothes.
[06:42] Kotone
    The wizard's hat that I
    always wear cost eight gold.
[06:47] Rufuria
    That's cheap! That's the
    same as one healing herb!
[06:52] Kotone
    Welcome!
[06:54] Tasha
    Hello. I'm looking for a place.
[06:58] Kotone
    What an obviously suspicious client!
[07:00] Rufuria
    Don't say that out loud!
[07:02] Rakira
    Here you go.
[07:04] Tasha
    Thank you.
[07:05] Rufuria
    What kind of property are you looking for?
[07:07] Tasha
    Preferably one that's out of
    eyesight, with no windows.
[07:13] Tasha
    If there's a magic barrier of some kind
    to keep out intruders, that would be best.
[07:17] Kotone
    Do you practice dark magic or something?
[07:21] Tasha
    O-Oh, no!
[07:22] Tasha
    I'm just a regular student!
[07:25] Kotone; Rufuria
    No way!
SIGN    Tasha 13 Student
[07:26] Rufuria
    Miss Tasha, age thirteen.
[07:30] Rufuria
    So you really are a student.
[07:33] Rufuria
    And you live alone at such a young age?
[07:35] Tasha
    Yes.
SIGN    Gloom
[07:37] Tasha
    Some people found where I live right now.
[07:40] Tasha
    I want to move as soon as possible.
[07:42] Rufuria
    Do you attend spy school or something?
[07:45] Tasha
    No...
[07:46] Kotone
    Are you a ninja?
[07:48] Tasha
    Ninja! Ninja!
[07:50] Rakira
    A vampire?
[07:51] Tasha
    I'm afraid of the light!
[07:52] Fa
    A slug monster!
[07:54] Tasha
    The bandages help me stay moist.
[07:57] Tasha
    No! I'm just a regular student!
[08:01] Rufuria
    This property meets your criteria.
[08:05] Rufuria
    It's an underground warehouse,
[08:07] Rufuria
    but we got special permission
    to rent it as a residence.
[08:11] Tasha
    I like that it has no windows, but...
[08:17] Tasha
    There's only one entrance to the building,
SIGN    Shudder Shudder
[08:20] Tasha
    so people would see me when I come home.
[08:23] Kotone
    Are you sure you don't work
    in the underworld?!
[08:27] Rufuria
    Well, what about this property?
[08:31] Tasha
    It looks like a normal house.
[08:34] Rufuria
    If you pull on this...
[08:37] Tasha
    Wow! A secret passage!
[08:40] Tasha
    This place is nice!
[08:42] Rufuria
    That said, we had the owner
    clear the way this time, but...
[08:48] Rufuria
    In order to get into your room...
[08:51] Rufuria
    you have to...
[08:52] Rufuria
    clear out the...
[08:55] Rufuria
    dungeon.
[08:56] Fa
    Welcome back!
[08:57] Tasha
    Every time?! I won't be able to go home!
[09:01] Tasha
    What should I do? I want to move
    as soon as possible, but...
[09:05] Fa
    Ooh, a pretty butterfly!
[09:10] Fa
    Sorry!
[09:12] Tasha
    Ouch...
[09:15] Rakira
    I'm sorry... Wait...
    Where have I seen you before?
[09:18] Kotone
    That's the super-expensive outfit!
[09:22] Tasha
    I'm sorry I kept it a secret.
[09:24] Tasha
    My occupation is actually "superstar."
[09:27] Kotone
    Huh?
[09:28] Kotone
    So you're good at singing and dancing?
[09:31] Tasha
    Yes. Until recently,
    I really was just a normal student,
[09:36] Tasha
    but since I started performing on stage,
[09:38] Tasha
    every show is instantly sold out.
[09:42] Tasha
    Whenever I show myself in public,
    it causes a huge fuss, and people get hurt.
[09:47] Tasha
    I'm just way too popular.
[09:49] Rufuria
    Do people normally talk
    about themselves like this?
[09:52] Tasha
    But now I can't go home
    because I'm too popular!
[09:56] Tasha
    Please help me!
[09:58] Kotone
    That's why you were dressed like that?
[10:00] Rufuria
    It just made you stand out even more.
[10:02] Rufuria
    That's a tough one, though.
[10:04] Rufuria
    No matter how hard you try
    to hide, fans will find you.
[10:09] Kotone
    What about this property?
[10:12] Rufuria
    Huh? She's only thirteen!
[10:15] Kotone
    But she's a superstar who
    can afford that outfit!
[10:18] Tasha
    Um, is there something wrong with this outfit?
[10:22] Tasha
    I came here after work,
    so this is just one of my stage outfits.
[10:27] Kotone
    Wait, so do you own other
    expensive outfits like this one?
[10:31] Tasha
    Yes, maybe a hundred outfits total.
[10:33] Kotone; Rufuria
    A hundred?!
[10:43] Tasha
    Are you sure I can live
    in such a gorgeous place?!
SIGN    High-Class Apartment
[10:47] Tasha
    I'm sure nobody would try to climb in
    through the windows at this height!
[10:50] Kotone
    There are security guards at
    the entrance, so it's safe here.
[10:55] Kotone
    Given your income level,
    I thought it'd be more effective
[10:58] Kotone
    to live in a place that's
    well-protected and properly equipped,
[11:02] Kotone
    rather than hide in a dark place out of sight.
[11:05] Tasha
    I didn't even think of that! Thank you!
[11:09] Kotone
    I'm glad I could help!
[11:11] Rufuria
    I guess she just didn't fully understand
    how much her environment had changed.
[11:14] Rakira
    She's just thirteen. It's only natural.
SIGN    To Miss Kotone
[11:19] Kotone
    I got an autograph!
[11:21] Fa
    Let's go see her in concert sometime!
[11:24] Kotone
    Good idea!
[11:25] Rakira
    Rufuria?
[11:26] Rufuria
    Maybe I'll try singing and dancing, too...
[11:29] Rakira
    With cat ears?
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[11:34] Kotone
    That sounds like fun! Let me join!
[11:38] Rufuria
    No! No way! I won't wear that thing again!
[12:00] Kotone
    What's that sound? The earth is rumbling?
[12:01] Kotone
    Fa!
[12:10] Kotone
    Fa! Where are you?!
[12:14] Citizen A
    The dragon showed up again.
[12:16] Citizen B
    It's pretty close.
[12:18] Citizen C
    Look, that burning mountain...
[12:21] Kotone
    Could it be...
[12:42] Kotone
    Fa?!
[12:47] Kotone
    Fa!
[12:49] Royal Wizard Soldier
    You two! It's dangerous out here. Move back!
[12:52] Kotone
    R-Right!
[12:53] Kotone
    I-It's going to be all right.
[12:57] Kotone
    It's going to be all right, Fa,
    so let's go home!
[13:19] Fa
    Good morning, Kotone!
[13:22] Kotone
    Good morning, Fa.
[13:24] Fa
    Why's it so noisy outside?
[13:27] Kotone
    Hey, Fa... Do you remember
    what happened last night?
[13:32] Fa
    Something happened last night?
[13:34] Kotone
    Uh, no, nothing at all!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[13:39] Kotone
    Good morning!
[13:41] Fa
    Morning!
[13:42] Rufuria
    Kotone! Fa!
[13:45] Rufuria
    Were you both okay last night?!
[13:46] Kotone
    Y-Yes...
[13:49] Fa
    Yeah, it seems I slept right through it.
[13:52] Fa
    I woke up in my bed in the morning,
    and I was surprised by all the excitement!
[13:57] Rufuria
    You're always so carefree...
    What about you, Kotone?
[14:01] Kotone
    Y-Yeah, I also slept through it.
[14:04] Rakira
    Looks like another dragon showed up.
[14:07] Rakira
    Thankfully, this time it was in the mountains,
    so not much damage was done.
[14:11] Rakira
    But they say it's completely random,
    and nobody expected it to be there.
[14:15] Kotone
    Where did the dragon go after that?
[14:19] Rakira
    It just disappeared.
[14:21] Kotone
    Disappeared...
[14:22] Rufuria
    But I'm glad to hear Fa slept
    through the whole thing.
[14:28] Rufuria
    That proves Fa has nothing
    to do with the dragon.
[14:33] Rufuria
    I'm sorry I thought you had something
    to do with it last time, Fa.
[14:39] Fa
    That's right!
[14:40] Fa
    I won't forgive you unless you
    buy me the giant pudding I like!
[14:45] Rufuria
    Fine! I will! I'll buy it, all right?!
[14:50] Rufuria
    What's wrong, Kotone?
[14:52] Kotone
    N-Nothing, just trying to remember
    what I had for dinner last night.
[14:57] Rufuria
    That's totally irrelevant!
[14:59] Rufuria
    The incident happened pretty close by,
    yet none of you seem to care.
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Hero
[15:04] Rakira
    Look! The Hero's birthday was yesterday,
    and it's bigger news than the dragon.
[15:10] Rufuria
    What's the matter with our nation?!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[15:15] Casa
    Hello?
[15:16] Kotone
    Yes.
[15:17] Casa
    I'm looking for a house. May I come in?
[15:21] Kotone
    Of course!
[15:22] Kotone
    Please!
[15:25] Casa
    The crystal tells me I am destined
    to find a good place today.
[15:29] Kotone
    Are you a fortune teller?
    Can you see the future?
[15:33] Casa
    Let's see...
[15:35] Casa
    In three seconds, a ball will
    fly in through the window.
[15:39] Kotone
    Huh?
[15:41] Kotone
    Wow! You got it right!
[15:43] Kotone
    Wait, are you okay?!
[15:45] Rufuria
    She knew, but she still couldn't dodge it...
[15:49] Casa
    My name is Casa.
[15:51] Casa
    I'd like to read your fortune.
[15:55] Casa
    It'll help me determine if you're
    suited to help me find a house.
[15:59] Kotone
    Um, sure.
[16:01] Casa
    Th-This is...
[16:02] Kotone
    Wh-What?!
[16:05] Casa
    You had sardine gratin for dinner last night.
[16:08] Casa
    It looks delicious!
[16:09] Kotone
    Yes! That's it! Now I remember!
[16:11] Rufuria
    What does that have to do with her suitability?!
[16:13] Casa
    Oh, I always get distracted
    by unrelated things.
[16:17] Casa
    Her suitability is just so-so.
[16:19] Kotone
    Just so-so?!
[16:21] Rufuria
    In that case, I'll help you.
[16:26] Casa
    I see pink frills in your room,
    and a stuffed rabbit.
[16:32] Rufuria
    What?!
[16:33] Casa
    And in your dresser... Oh, my... Wow!
[16:36] Rufuria
    What did you see?!
[16:37] Kotone
    I'll pay five gold for that info!
[16:40] Rakira
    Me, too!
[16:41] Rufuria
    Stop!
[16:42] Casa
    I don't think you and I
    share the same tastes.
[16:45] Rufuria
    H-Huh...
[16:48] Casa
    You there...
[16:49] Rakira
    Y-Yes?
[16:51] Casa
    You're wearing something
    red right now, aren't you?
[16:55] Rakira
    Huh?!
[16:56] Casa
    That color will bring bad luck today.
[16:59] Rakira
    What?
[17:00] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, are you wearing
    anything red today?
[17:04] Rakira
    U-Um, my... panties...
[17:06] Kotone
    You should take them off right away!
[17:08] Rakira
    I can't do that!
[17:10] Rufuria
    Maybe you shouldn't worry about it so much.
[17:12] Rufuria
    Can you make Ms. Casa some tea?
[17:14] Rakira
    Y-Yeah.
[17:16] Kotone
    I'll help!
[17:18] Casa
    Next, for you...
[17:19] Fa
    Yes! Check me out!
[17:21] Rakira
    Oh, no!
[17:21] Kotone
    Miss Rakira?!
[17:23] Rufuria
    What happened?
[17:24] Rakira
    The vase suddenly fell.
[17:27] Kotone
    Eep! They really are red!
[17:29] Rufuria
    Stop looking!
[17:32] Rakira
    I changed.
[17:34] Fa
    Wow! You really got it right!
[17:36] Rufuria
    You don't need to read our fortunes
    anymore! It's scaring me!
[17:40] Rufuria
    We'll take care of you together.
    Let's find you a good place!
[17:43] Casa
    Oh, really?
[17:45] Rufuria
    Please tell us what kind
    of property you want!
[17:48] Casa
    Anything under 500 gold is fine.
[17:51] Rufuria
    You really don't care at all?!
[17:53] Fa
    Maybe you can decide by fortune telling.
[17:55] Casa
    That's actually a good idea.
[17:59] Casa
    A stack of papers...
    The 38th document on that stack...
[18:06] Casa
    That is the room of my destiny.
[18:09] Casa
    I will achieve ultimate happiness there.
[18:12] Fa
    35, 36, 37, 38! This one?
[18:17] Kotone; Rufuria; Fa
    What?!
[18:18] Rufuria
    Th-This one?
[18:21] Rufuria
    Are you sure this is really
    the room of your destiny?
SIGN    The Room of Destiny
[18:24] Rufuria
    It's very old, and the size is...
[18:28] Rufuria
    We usually don't recommend
    this property to women.
[18:31] Rufuria
    Maybe there's something else...
[18:33] Casa
    No, this is the one the crystal
    showed. I'll take it.
[18:38] Kotone
    This has to be the end of
    the crystal's winning streak.
[18:42] Rufuria
    I think so, too.
[18:44] Casa
    It's like they say: "Home is where you make it."
[18:49] Rufuria
    That's why I said it's not a good idea!
[18:51] Kotone
    Are you all right?!
[18:53] Casa
    I-I'm sorry! Are you all right?
[18:57] Young Man
    Y-You're...
[18:59] Casa
    U-Um... I was thinking of moving
    into the room upstairs, and...
[19:08] Casa
    Destiny...
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[19:16] Casa
    We're going to start dating.
[19:21] Kotone
    That really was the room of destiny...
[19:24] Rufuria
    I underestimated fortune telling.
[19:26] Casa
    We'll live in that room for a while,
[19:28] Casa
    and we're planning to move to a
    bigger place when we get married!
[19:33] Kotone
    That unfolded so quickly!
    You're already at that point?!
[19:36] Casa
    Yes! We'll be back to get your
    help finding a new home!
[19:41] Kotone
    The happiness aura is blinding! My eyes!
[19:46] Fa
    Hey, you never told my fortune.
[19:49] Casa
    Oh? What would you like to know?
[19:52] Fa
    Well... Tomorrow's weather?
[19:55] Rufuria
    You don't need a fortune teller for that.
    Just read the newspaper.
[19:59] Fa
    Oh, then, tonight's dinner!
    I want autumn carrot soup!
[20:03] Rufuria
    Then just get that yourself!
[20:05] Fa
    Maybe fortune telling isn't for me.
[20:09] Casa
    I'll just see if I can find
    something nice in your future.
[20:11] Fa
    Sure!
[20:12] Casa
    Oh? What's this? It's too dark.
    I can't see anything...
[20:19] Casa
    This never happens.
[20:21] Kotone
    Hey, it's okay! We all have our off-days.
[20:27] Kotone
    Huh?
[20:29] Casa
    It's nothing.
SIGN    Shine
[20:30] Casa
    Maybe I lost my powers due
    to being too happy?
[20:35] Rufuria
    Am I the only one who found that annoying?
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[20:40] Casa
    I'll be going now.
[20:41] Kotone
    Okay! I wish you both the best!
[20:52] Casa
    Just one more thing, if I may.
[20:53] Kotone
    Yes?
[20:56] Casa
    You shouldn't try to bear the
    weight of your secrets alone.
[21:05] Casa
    Here's a good luck charm.
    Try to hold on to it at all times.
[21:10] Kotone
    O-Okay.
[21:12] Kotone
    Thank you.
[21:14] Casa
    Good day.
[21:23] Kotone
    If I act worried, Fa will be worried, too.
[21:31] Kotone
    Fa has nothing to do with the dragon!
[21:36] Kotone
    It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.
[21:39] Fa
    Kotone!
[21:41] Fa
    Let's eat the cookies Ms. Casa brought!
[21:45] Kotone
    Sure! Coming!
[23:25] Kotone
    Nyan, nyan, nyan!
[23:27] Rakira
    What's wrong, Kotone?
[23:28] Kotone
    Join me, Miss Rakira!
[23:30] Rakira
    Nyan!
[23:31] Kotone
    Next episode?
SIGN    I wish my mom and dad will come to pick me up
[23:32] Rakira
    "Nyan! One More Deal Until We Meet Our Goal!
SIGN    Property 9
    Nyan! One More Deal Until We Meet Our Goal!
    Let's Make Our Wishes Come True at the Millennium Star Festival!
[23:35] Rakira
    Let's Make Our Wishes Come True
    at the Millennium Star Festival!"
[23:37] Rakira & Kotone
    Don't miss it, nyan!

Season 1

E9 - Nyan! One more deal until we meet our goal! Let's make our wishes come true at the Millennium Star Festival!

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[00:00] Rufuria
    It's finally here...
[00:02] Kotone
    Yes! I'm sure today's the day...
[00:04] Rakira
    ...we're gonna make it!
SIGN    Deals Closed
SIGN    Goal Line
[00:06] Rufuria
    Just one more deal until we meet our goal!
[00:09] Kotone
    If we can close just one more deal...
[00:12] Fa
    Yay!
[00:15] Fa
    Someone wants us to come see
    their property right away!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[00:19] All
    Yay!
SIGN    Property 9
    Nyan! One More Deal Until We Meet Our Goal!
    Let's Make Our Wishes Come True at the Millennium Star Festival!
[02:00] Kotone
    It's pretty deep in the mountains.
[02:02] Rufuria
    Yeah. They want us to come
    take a look at the property
[02:04] Rufuria
    before offering it up for rent, right?
[02:07] Fa
    Yeah, that's what they said!
[02:10] Kotone
    When we reach our goal,
    how should we celebrate?
[02:14] Kotone
    Maybe a vacation trip to a southern island?
[02:17] Fa
    I want to go!
[02:18] Rufuria
    Not yet! We celebrate when the deal
    is signed, not a moment before!
[02:24] Rakira
    Oh, is that the place?
SIGN    Inn in the Forest
SIGN    Please take a bath in the hot spring before proceeding.
[02:29] Kotone
    "Please take a bath in the hot spring
    before proceeding"?
[02:32] Kotone
    Hot spring?!
SIGN    Bath
[02:38] Kotone
    This feels good!
[02:40] Kotone
    I didn't know there was a hot spring out here!
[02:43] Rufuria
    I've never been here, either.
[02:45] Rakira
    I didn't expect to receive such service.
[02:49] Rufuria
    Kotone, what are you wearing?
[02:52] Kotone
    Oh, this?
[02:53] Kotone
    It's a good luck charm that
    Ms. Casa the fortune teller gave me.
[02:57] Rufuria
    A good luck charm?
[02:58] Rufuria
    Is there something you're worried about?
[03:03] (Flashback) Casa
    You shouldn't try to bear the
    weight of your secrets alone.
[03:12] Kotone
    Um...
[03:14] Kotone
    I ate too much recently and gained weight!
[03:16] Kotone
    Also, my underwear doesn't match today,
    so I was a bit ashamed!
[03:20] Rufuria
    I honestly can't care less!
[03:21] Rufuria
    We're already naked anyway!
[03:23] Rufuria
    You're not supposed to swim in the bath, Fa.
[03:26] Fa
    Huh? Really?
[03:28] Fa
    Then...
SIGN    Spiiiiiin!
[03:29] Fa
    How about spinning?
[03:31] Rufuria
    Why spin?! You're making
    waves in the water! Stop!
[03:37] Kotone
    The waves are fun.
[03:39] Rufuria
    Where did you get that float?!
[03:41] Kotone
    I was hoping we could go straight
    to our vacation after this,
[03:45] Kotone
    so I brought these, too!
[03:46] Rufuria
    You're getting ahead of yourself!
[03:47] Kotone
    It's really uncomfortable
    how only my rear is warm.
SIGN    Nwah...
[03:51] Kotone
    It's a new sensation.
[03:52] Rufuria
    I would imagine so!
[03:54] Rakira
    It's all right. There's nobody else here.
[03:57] Rufuria
    That's true.
[04:00] Rufuria
    It would really be awesome to live
    in a property with a hot spring.
[04:04] Rufuria
    If it's a nice place,
    I might even move here myself.
[04:07] Rakira
    What?! You're going to leave our apartment?!
[04:10] Rufuria
    I'd bring you with me, of course.
[04:12] Rufuria
    What do you think?
    We can bathe together every day.
[04:16] Rakira
    Every day together...
[04:18] Rakira
    That sounds nice.
[04:23] Rakira
    This hot spring has a very nice smell.
[04:27] Rakira
    It's like... um...
[04:31] Kotone
    A fish broth soup!
[04:32] Rufuria
    No way!
[04:37] Fa
    A lot of fish are floating around.
[04:40] Kotone
    See?!
[04:40] Rufuria
    What?! They didn't boil to
    death in here, did they?
[04:46] Rakira
    This fish is pre-cooked! I'm certain!
[04:49] Rufuria
    How can you eat that?!
[04:51] Rufuria
    I enjoyed the hot spring in the beginning,
    but now it's feeling a bit creepy.
[04:56] Rakira
    I wonder why they did that.
[04:57] Rufuria
    Let's leave the bath now
    and go meet the owner.
SIGN    Guide to Bathing
[05:09] Fa
    Huh? Our clothes are gone.
[05:12] Rufuria
    What?! Why?!
[05:13] Kotone
    L-Let's find something we can use for clothing...
[05:18] Kotone
    Here we go!
[05:19] Rufuria
    Are you living in prehistoric times?
[05:21] Rakira
    You're completely exposed from behind!
SIGN    Please change into this outfit and proceed.
[05:24] Kotone
    Huh? Another sign?
[05:28] Kotone
    "Please change into this outfit and proceed."
[05:31] Rufuria
    This is the outfit?
[05:34] Rakira
    This is basically just underwear.
[05:35] Rufuria
    But it's about the same
    as what you usually wear.
[05:38] Rakira
    It's nowhere near the same!
    I can't walk around like this!
[05:41] Rufuria
    I guess it's a little more revealing?
SIGN    Usual
SIGN    Now
[05:44] Kotone
    Fa, what about the tail-hole?
[05:46] Fa
    It already has a small one!
[05:50] Kotone
    Oh, it does!
[05:52] Rufuria
    What's that arrow for?
[05:54] Kotone
    I guess they want us to go that way?
SIGN    Sneak...
[06:01] Fa
    My finger's caught in Kotone's butt!
[06:03] Rakira
    Buttock muscles strong
    enough to trap a finger...
[06:06] Rakira
    Kotone, what kind of training do you do?!
[06:07] Rufuria
    That's what impresses you?!
[06:13] Rufuria
    Another sign.
SIGN    Please apply this after-bath cream to your skin.
[06:15] Kotone
    "Please apply this after-bath cream
    to your skin."
[06:22] Rufuria
    A body cream?
[06:23] Rakira
    It has a nice milk-like scent.
[06:25] Fa
    Smells tasty.
[06:28] Rufuria
    Hey! This stuff isn't edible!
[06:30] Fa
    Yum! I want to eat this with a big spoon!
[06:34] Rufuria
    I won't heal you if you get a debuff from this!
[06:38] Rakira
    She's right! This is a delicious milk cream!
[06:41] Rufuria
    You, too?!
[06:45] Kotone
    Again...
SIGN    Please finish by applying this powder on your body.
[06:46] Kotone
    "Please finish by applying
    this powder on your body."
[06:51] Kotone
    This must be it!
[06:54] Rufuria
    Well? Does it seem safe?
[07:04] Rufuria
    Kotone's lost it!
[07:08] Rakira
    This is catnip!
[07:10] Rufuria
    What? Does that affect humans?!
[07:13] Rakira
    Usually not, but...
[07:14] Rakira
    Fa, do you notice anything?
[07:28] Rufuria
    This is super scary!
[07:30] Rakira
    Hey, something's not right.
[07:32] Rufuria
    Yes, I always thought something
    wasn't right about Kotone.
[07:36] Rakira
    Not that. A fish broth bath,
    milk cream, catnip powder...
[07:41] Rakira
    Isn't it like a cooking recipe?
[07:43] Rufuria
    Huh? What do you mean?
[07:45] Rakira
    I think we're being cooked!
SIGN    Served Hot!!
[07:47] Rufuria
    What?!
[07:50] Rufuria
    Fa, when the person called about
    the property, what were they like?
[07:54] Fa
    He said, "I want you to
    come see a property meow."
[07:57] Rufuria
    A cat?!
[07:58] Fa
    Now that I think about it,
    he wasn't speaking human language.
[08:01] Rakira
    Is a cat trying to cook and eat us?
[08:04] Rufuria
    What?!
[08:05] Rufuria
    But cats are so cute and small!
[08:09] Rufuria
    How can they eat us?
[08:11] Cat-person
    Meow.
[08:16] Rufuria; Rakira
    It's a cat monster!
[08:20] Cat-person
    Meow.
[08:21] Fa
    He's saying, "Please come this way."
[08:23] Rufuria
    I'm not going!
[08:24] Kotone
    Meow!
[08:27] Rufuria
    She really went!
[08:29] Cat-people
    Meow!
[08:30] Rufuria; Rakira
    Kotone!
[08:32] Rakira
    They ate Kotone!
[08:34] Rufuria
    I didn't mind how clumsy you were!
[08:37] Kotone
    Ooh, that feels good.
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub
[08:43] Kotone
    Oh, bliss.
[08:47] Rufuria; Rakira
    Huh?
SIGN    Boom
[08:50] Fa
    "How do you like this?!
    Are you enjoying our service?!" he said.
[08:56] Rufuria
    Huh?
[08:56] Nekoemon
    I can't thank you enough
    for coming all the way out here!
SIGN    He Is Speaking in Cat-Person Language
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah Blah
[09:01] Nekoemon
    This place must have been hard to find, right?
[09:03] Nekoemon
    I hope you didn't get lost!
[09:06] Rufuria
    What's he saying?
[09:08] Fa
    This cat-person speaks so fast!
[09:11] Fa
    Give me a second to translate!
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah Blah
[09:13] Nekoemon
    The reason why I called is...
    Well, it's complicated.
[09:16] Nekoemon
    We used to be an inn,
    but we're not getting any visitors.
[09:20] Nekoemon
    You know how there are far fewer
    adventurers nowadays, right?
[09:24] Nekoemon
    So! We started thinking about switching
    to a rental-style property
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah Blah
[09:29] Nekoemon
    to stabilize our income,
    and we wanted to hear your take on that idea.
[09:32] Fa
    ...he said!
[09:33] Rufuria
    I see. So they were genuinely
    trying to provide a service.
[09:38] Nekoemon
    So, how was it?!
    If we can't make it as an inn,
[09:41] Nekoemon
    we seriously want to try our hand
    at a new business model!
[09:44] Kotone
    I object!
[09:46] Rufuria
    You're conscious?!
[09:47] Kotone
    This service is bad!
SIGN    Hmph Hmph
[09:49] Kotone
    Only cats and cat-people would enjoy this!
[09:52] Rufuria
    It seemed to work pretty well on you, Kotone.
[09:56] Kotone
    The reason you're not getting visitors
    isn't just the decrease in adventuring!
[10:01] Kotone
    You have serious issues with your service!
[10:05] Nekoemon
    Wh-What?!
[10:10] Kotone
    I will teach you how to capture
    the hearts of regular people!
[10:14] Kotone
    Listen to everything I say!
[10:16] Rufuria
    Is the catnip emboldening her?!
[10:19] Nekoemon
    Really?! Please! Tell us what to do!
[10:23] Kotone
    Firstly and most importantly...
[10:26] Kotone
    Let your customers touch your paws!
[10:28] Rufuria
    That's the first improvement?!
SIGN    Cat Hot Spring
SIGN    A Few Days Later
SIGN    Cat Hot Spring
SIGN    Welcome, Welcome!
[10:38] Female customer A
    Oh, the paws are so fluffy!
[10:42] Female customer B
    Flowers on the water! Such a nice scent!
[10:46] Female customer C
    Look, there's cold milk here!
[10:50] Female customer D
    This dessert is delicious, too!
[10:58] Nekoemon
    "Miss Kotone! Thank you so much!
[11:01] Nekoemon
    Those small changes made
    such a big improvement!
[11:03] Fa
    ...he said!
[11:04] Kotone
    Oh, don't mention it.
[11:06] Fa
    The paw thing really helped!
[11:09] Rakira
    The flowers in the bath and the
    drinks and dessert were my ideas.
[11:14] Rufuria
    Didn't Rakira do all the actual work?
[11:17] Kotone
    Now you should have no problem
    renting this property!
[11:21] Kotone
    Please sign this contract here.
[11:24] Rakira
    Finally...
[11:25] Rufuria
    Our goal!
[11:27] Nekoemon
    Oh, never mind that.
    The inn is so successful,
[11:31] Nekoemon
    there's no need for us to switch to rentals.
[11:34] Fa
    ...he said.
[11:35] Kotone
    What?!
[11:37] Kotone
    Come on! After all we did
    to help get more visitors!
SIGN    Cat Hot Spring Free Pass
[11:42] Fa
    "Thanks for all the help!
[11:44] Fa
    Here are some free pass tickets.
    You can come use our hot spring anytime.
[11:49] Fa
    Will you forgive us now?"
[11:52] Kotone
    Fine, but this is the last time!
[11:55] Rufuria
    You're kind of talking like him!
[11:59] Rufuria
    I thought we had a deal for sure.
[12:02] Kotone
    It's unfortunate.
[12:03] Rufuria
    We still have a few more days
    until the end of the month.
[12:06] Rufuria
    I won't give up!
[12:07] Rakira
    But free hot spring access is a good deal.
[12:10] Kotone
    Let's continue to get naked and intimate!
[12:13] Female customer E
    I can't wait for the
    Millennium Star Festival tonight.
[12:16] Female customer F
    What should I wish for?
[12:18] Kotone
    Millennium Star Festival?
[12:20] Rufuria
    It's famous! I forgot it's tonight.
[12:24] Fa
    I want to go to the festival!
[12:25] Kotone
    I want to go, too!
SIGN    Cat Hot Spring
[12:27] Rakira
    Let's check it out after we get out of the bath!
[12:29] Rufuria
    Sure.
[12:30] Kotone; Fa
    Yay!
[12:34] Kotone
    I'm so excited!
[12:35] Fa
    Yeah!
[13:01] Kotone
    So pretty!
[13:04] Kotone
    I've never seen a festival like this before!
[13:07] Rufuria
    Once a year in autumn,
    after the harvest under a new moon,
[13:11] Rufuria
    we give our thanks to the god in the skies
[13:13] Rufuria
    and wish for another happy year.
[13:18] Rakira
    We write our wishes to the god on a
    small slip of paper and send it to the sky.
[13:22] Kotone
    Is it too late to start writing now?!
[13:24] Rakira
    No, it's not.
[13:27] Kotone
    I want to lose weight
    and also get the ability
[13:30] Kotone
    to eat as much cake as I want
    without gaining weight.
[13:33] Rakira
    So specific!
[13:34] Kotone
    What were your wishes?
[13:36] Rufuria
    I wished for everyone to be healthy and safe,
    without catching any colds.
SIGN    Oh...
[13:41] Kotone
    Oh...
[13:42] Rufuria
    Wh-What?! Too ordinary for you?!
SIGN    Blush
[13:44] Rakira
    I wished for a new frying pan.
    Mine is getting a bit charred.
[13:49] Rufuria
    Just go out and buy one!
    In fact, I'll buy you one!
[13:51] Kotone
    What about you, Fa?
[13:52] Fa
    This!
SIGN    I want unlimited snacks Fa
[13:54] Kotone
    "I want unlimited snacks"?
[13:56] Rufuria
    Can a god make that come true?
[13:59] Fa
    What?! I thought gods could do anything!
[14:03] Rufuria
    Gods don't really exist... I mean...
[14:07] Rufuria
    They exist in our hearts, and...
[14:09] Rufuria
    Can someone explain it to her?!
[14:11] Kotone
    In our hearts?! Then what about my wish?
[14:15] Rufuria
    You, too?! Don't make this
    any more complicated!
[14:19] Rufuria
    Okay, ready to let them go?
[14:22] Fa
    Ready!
[14:31] Rufuria
    What are you doing?
[14:32] Kotone
    M-My wish! This is important!
    Wait, I need more paper...
[14:36] Rufuria
    It's only one sheet per person.
[14:38] Kotone
    What?!
[14:39] Kotone
    W-Well, I'll just write it on the back.
[14:42] Kotone
    Go!
[14:48] Fa
    I hope the god reads it.
[14:52] Rakira
    You should just treat a wish as something
    that would be nice if it came true.
[14:57] Fa
    I see!
[14:58] Fa
    I hope it comes true!
SIGN    Gurgle Grrr
[15:01] Fa
    I'm so hungry. I can't wait
    for the god to give me food.
[15:05] Kotone
    I guess there's a pretty
    long wait until delivery.
[15:08] Rufuria
    You're treating the god
    as a food delivery service?!
[15:10] Rakira
    There are food stalls over there.
[15:13] Fa
    Star candy!
[15:15] Fa
    I'll take this!
[15:17] Fa
    One, please!
[15:18] Stall owner
    Two gold each.
[15:20] Mimo
    Me, too!
[15:22] Fa
    Here you go!
[15:24] Mimo
    Thank you!
[15:27] All
    Who is this?
[15:29] Rufuria
    What?! You're lost?!
[15:31] Rakira
    What's your name?
[15:32] Mimo
    Mimo!
[15:33] Kotone
    Mimo, where's your mom and dad?
[15:37] Rakira
    So you got separated.
[15:39] Rakira
    I wonder if we can find them in this crowd.
SIGN    Squish Squish
[15:45] Rufuria
    Why is Fa happy?
[15:47] Fa
    She's so squishy and cute!
    Her cheeks look delicious!
[15:52] Rufuria
    Don't actually eat her!
[15:54] Kotone
    Do you know where your house is?
[15:56] Kotone
    We're professional house-finders!
[15:59] Kotone
    We'll get you home in no time!
[16:01] Kotone
    Tell us anything about your house,
[16:04] Kotone
    like if you can see a mountain
    from it, or what it's close to.
[16:07] Mimo
    Well...
[16:08] Mimo
    It always moves around, so I'm not sure.
[16:11] Kotone
    Huh?
[16:12] Rufuria
    A moving house?
    Is she from an adventurer family?
[16:15] Kotone
    I'm sorry. I couldn't figure anything out.
SIGN    Sob Sob
[16:19] Rakira
    Not the most reliable professional.
[16:20] Rufuria
    I guess we have to find out
    the old-fashioned way.
[16:26] Rakira
    Do you see your mom and dad?
[16:32] Rufuria
    Oh, no! D-Don't cry!
[16:34] Kotone
    W-We have to make her laugh!
[16:36] Kotone
    Look! Now you see me, now you...
[16:40] Kotone
    Now you don't see your mom or your dad...
[16:44] Kotone
    What now?
[16:48] Rufuria
    Why are you making it worse?!
[16:51] Rakira
    Come on, don't cry. Here! Fly up high!
[16:55] Rufuria
    Oh, good!
[16:56] Rakira
    Is that fun? Then... Fly higher!
[17:02] Rufuria
    That's too high!
[17:05] Rufuria
    You're all terrible with kids.
[17:07] Rufuria
    You have to be gentle with her.
[17:09] Rufuria
    There, there, don't cry.
[17:15] Rufuria
    Huh? Breasts? You don't seem that young.
[17:20] Mimo
    Not like Mommy's. Too small.
[17:24] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria! Your face is too scary!
SIGN    Gurgle
[17:28] Fa
    I'm hungry.
[17:31] Fa
    Let's go eat something yummy.
[17:34] Mimo
    Okay...
[17:36] Rufuria
    It seems Fa is the most adult of us all.
[17:39] Kotone
    Oh, wait!
[17:40] Kotone
    I'm known as the reliable
    adult lady of the group!
[17:44] Rufuria
    That has literally never crossed my mind.
[17:52] Mimo
    What's that?
[17:54] Fa
    We're writing down our wishes to the god
    and sending them up to the sky!
[17:58] Fa
    Do you want to try, too?
[17:59] Mimo
    Yes!
SIGN    I pray Mommy and Daddy will come pick me up
[18:02] Mimo
    Mommy and Daddy are up in the sky.
    Maybe they'll notice me if I do this!
[18:07] Kotone
    Huh? The sky?
[18:09] Mimo
    Mom and Dad live on a cloud!
[18:12] Rufuria
    Wait... Does that mean they're in... Heaven?
[18:17] Rakira
    So her mom and dad are...
[18:24] Rufuria
    We must take responsibility and raise her!
[18:27] Rakira
    You can call me "Mother"!
[18:31] Mimo
    Mommy's calling me!
[18:32] Kotone
    Huh?! A gh-ghost?
[18:34] Rufuria
    Don't scare me!
[18:36] Mimo
    On top of that cliff!
[18:40] Kotone
    No! Don't go!
[18:50] Kotone
    Mimo!
[18:53] Mimo
    Over here!
[18:55] Kotone
    Who is she waving to?
[19:00] Kotone
    A sky castle on a cloud?!
SIGN    Sky Castle
[19:14] God
    Mimo!
[19:15] Mimo
    Mommy!
[19:18] God
    Why did you go down to the ground?!
[19:20] Mimo
    Mommy!
[19:24] God
    I told you so many times
    not to leave my side!
[19:26] Mimo
    I'm sorry. The festival seemed so fun...
[19:31] Kotone
    U-Um...
[19:33] Mimo
    Those ladies helped me find you!
[19:37] Kotone
    Can I check to see if you
    have legs under there?
[19:39] Rakira
    Really?! Now?!
[19:41] God
    I am very much alive.
[19:44] Kotone
    A-Are you an angel?
[19:46] God
    I'm a god.
[19:47] Rufuria
    I've heard anyone introduce
    themselves that way!
[19:49] God
    Thank you for taking care of my daughter.
[19:51] God
    I was very busy with the festival tonight,
[19:53] God
    and I let her out of my sight
    for just one moment.
[19:56] God
    I saw Mimo's wish and came flying right away.
[19:58] Kotone
    Huh...
[20:00] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria's frozen up.
SIGN    Freeze
[20:02] Rakira
    I think this whole thing was
    too much for her to process.
[20:05] God
    Can I ask you to keep this a secret?
[20:09] God
    We're not supposed to interact
    with people on the ground at all.
[20:13] Kotone
    S-Sure!
[20:15] Mimo
    Thanks, everyone!
[20:18] Fa
    Be well, Mimo!
[20:22] Kotone
    Wow, they actually live up in the clouds.
[20:26] Rufuria
    Definitely a property
    outside our jurisdiction.
[20:28] Rakira
    Whatever the case may be,
    I'm glad Mimo was able to get home.
[20:32] God
    Oh, to thank you for Mimo,
    I made your wishes come true as a special gift.
[20:37] Kotone
    Huh?
[20:38] Fa
    Wow!
[20:40] Fa
    Look! Infinite snacks from my pockets!
[20:44] Rufuria
    What?! It really came true?!
[20:46] Kotone
    Yes! I can eat cakes without gaining weight!
[20:50] Kotone
    I'm so happy!
[20:51] Rakira
    A frying pan! Where did this come from?!
[20:53] Rufuria
    No... If this was going to happen...
[20:56] Rufuria
    I should have made a much bigger wish!
[20:59] Rufuria
    Like achieving our work goal for the month!
[21:03] Rakira
    But you won't catch a cold for a year.
    That's pretty good.
[21:05] Kotone
    Huh? Huh?
[21:07] Fa
    What's wrong, Kotone?
[21:09] Kotone
    I wrote a wish on the back of mine.
[21:11] Kotone
    I said I wanted to be with Fa,
    Miss Rufuria, and Miss Rakira forever,
[21:15] Kotone
    and that I want a house
    where we can all live together.
[21:18] Rakira
    Maybe it doesn't count
    because you wrote it on the back.
[21:20] Rufuria
    Besides, why would you get multiple
    wishes when no one else does?
[21:24] Kotone
    What?!
[21:27] Kotone
    Come on!
[23:06] Selenia
    I am Selenia. Rise, Red Dragon.
[23:10] Selenia
    Lend me your aid, so that we dragonkin
    may regain the honor we lost.
[23:16] ---
    Eibret egshudo...
[23:18] ---
    Fermedan!
[23:25] Isana
    Isana here!
[23:26] Rufuria
    Wait, who?
[23:27] Isana
    I'm a young lady!
[23:28] Isana
    How old do I look?
[23:30] ---
    Wait, who?!
[23:31] Isana
    Next episode: "Woes of Longevity!
SIGN    Property 10
    Woes of Longevity!
    I Need a Sturdy House That I Can Live in for a Long Time!
[23:33] Isana
    I Need a Sturdy House That
    I Can Live in for a Long Time!"
[23:36] Rufuria
    Oh, a client!
[23:37] Isana
    Bingo!
[23:38] Rufuria
    We're eagerly awaiting your visit!

Season 1

E10 - Woes of Longevity! I Need a Sturdy House That I Can Live in for a Long Time!

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[00:10] Rastire
    This way...
[00:34] Kotone
    Good morning, Fa.
[00:44] Kotone
    Fa?
SIGN    Property 10
    Woes of Longevity!
    I Need a Sturdy House That I Can Live in for a Long Time!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[02:27] Kotone
    Good morning.
[02:29] Rakira
    Good morning.
SIGN    Deals Signed
[02:31] Rufuria
    Good work on that business trip yesterday.
SIGN    Two-story house
    in the countryside
[02:33] Rufuria
    Let's do our best to land one
    more deal and reach our target!
[02:52] Kotone
    She's all right. I'm sure Fa is all right.
[02:58] Kotone
    I even asked a god for help.
SIGN    I want to be with Fa, Miss Rufuria, and Miss Rakira forever!
    And I also want a house for us to live in together. Kotone
[03:06] Kotone
    Though I wrote it on the back...
[03:08] Kotone
    But I'm sure it'll come true! I know it!
[03:14] Kotone
    All right, let's work hard!
[03:16] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, Miss Rakira, let's do this!
[03:19] Rufuria
    What's wrong?
[03:21] Rufuria
    Your voice is weird,
    your smile is unnatural,
[03:24] Rufuria
    and you're wearing your uniform backwards.
[03:26] Kotone
    Oh! You're right!
[03:28] Rufuria
    Where's Fa?
[03:30] Kotone
    Um, w-well...
[03:32] Rufuria
    Is she still in bed because
    she ate too many snacks
[03:35] Rufuria
    and got a stomachache?
[03:37] Kotone
    I wish that were the case, but...
[03:39] Rakira
    But what?
[03:41] Kotone
    Well, she was gone when I woke up.
[03:43] Rufuria
    Gone?! Why didn't you start with that?!
[03:47] Kotone
    I'm sorry.
[03:48] Rakira
    D-Did she go out for a walk?
[03:51] Rufuria
    Maybe.
[03:52] Kotone
    That's what I thought, so I looked
    around before coming to work.
[03:58] Rufuria
    You're definitely acting strange.
[04:00] Rufuria
    Are you sure you're telling us everything?
[04:03] Rakira
    If you're worried about
    something, please tell us.
[04:06] Rufuria
    You can rely on us.
    That's what we said before, right?
[04:10] Kotone
    Yes. Well...
[04:14] Rufuria
    The night the dragon appeared,
    Fa was lying on the ground near the crater?
[04:19] Kotone
    Yes.
[04:20] Kotone
    And Fa didn't seem to remember any of it.
[04:24] Rufuria
    Did you report to Lady Satona?
[04:27] Kotone
    I've been wanting to talk
    to her for a while now,
[04:30] Kotone
    but she's been away on the dragon hunt,
    and I couldn't reach her.
[04:34] Rufuria
    That's right.
[04:38] Isana
    Hello! Can I see some properties?
[04:42] Rufuria
    Y-Yes! Right this way!
[04:45] Rufuria
    Kotone, we have a client!
    Come on! Focus on work for now!
[04:49] Rufuria
    Cheer up!
[04:50] Kotone
    Hi.
[04:51] Rufuria
    You're obviously not cheered up!
[04:53] Isana
    Was this a bad time?
[04:55] Rufuria
    N-Not at all! Don't worry!
[04:59] Rakira
    Please.
[05:00] Isana
    Thanks!
[05:02] Isana
    You see, last night,
    when I came home from work,
[05:05] Isana
    my house was flattened, so I'm in a bind.
SIGN    Oh...
[05:08] Rakira
    Your house was flattened?
[05:10] Rufuria
    Was it the dragon?!
[05:12] Isana
    Actually, the man next door sneezed, and...
[05:17] Isana
    it just fell apart.
[05:18] Rufuria
    From one sneeze?!
[05:21] Isana
    It was a pretty old house.
[05:24] Rufuria
    About how old?
[05:26] Isana
    Made of wood, and around 280 years old?
SIGN    Creak...
[05:30] Rufuria
    Wooden houses normally
    only last 30 years at best!
[05:33] Rufuria
    Yours stood for 280 years?!
[05:36] Isana
    As an elf, 30 years is like,
[05:38] Isana
    "Maybe I'll step outside and see
    if I can find that book I wanted!"
[05:43] Isana
    Human buildings are too fragile!
[05:45] Rufuria
    Thirty years is like stepping
    outside for an errand?
[05:48] Rakira
    I don't get it at all.
[05:50] Rufuria
    Okay, please fill out this form.
[05:53] Isana
    Sure!
[05:56] Isana
    Is this okay?
[05:57] Rufuria
    Yes.
[05:58] Rufuria
    Your name is Miss Isana.
[06:00] Rufuria
    Mr. Nekoemon recommended us to you?
[06:02] Isana
    I couldn't exactly understand
    what he was saying,
[06:05] Isana
    but he's a friend,
    and he strongly recommended you.
SIGN    RPG Real Estate is great!
[06:09] Rufuria
    Thank you. And your age is...
[06:12] Rufuria
    840 years old?!
[06:15] Isana
    And full of life!
[06:16] Rufuria
    I don't get it.
[06:18] Isana
    I'm still growing.
[06:20] Isana
    My breasts and hips will get bigger.
[06:25] Rakira
    Some people can stay small,
    even when they're grown up.
[06:29] Rufuria
    This is hard to comment on!
[06:31] Rufuria
    So you consider yourself a youth.
[06:33] Isana
    Of course!
[06:35] Isana
    Oh...
[06:35] Rufuria
    What's wrong?
[06:37] Isana
    Fashion trends move a bit too
    fast for me. I can't keep up.
SIGN    Fidget Fidget
[06:41] Rufuria
    Uh-huh...
[06:42] Isana
    What happened to epaulets and capes?
    I never see them anymore!
[06:46] Isana
    People all used to look like this!
[06:48] Rufuria
    True! Where did they go?!
SIGN    This is the trendy fashion!
    Stay lightly armored and nimble!
[06:49] Rakira
    Recently, the trend is to go lightly
    armored to show true strength.
[06:54] Isana
    That doesn't cover the vital areas at all!
[06:57] Isana
    Peacetime breeds complacency!
[06:58] Rakira
    Fashion is a life-or-death challenge!
[07:01] Isana
    Hmm...
[07:02] Isana
    Anyway, please find me a sturdy home
    where I can live for a long time!
[07:06] Rufuria
    And 280 years is "short," right?
[07:09] Rufuria
    What should we do?
[07:10] Rakira
    Normally, 100 years
    would already be impressive.
[07:13] Rakria
    Oh, by the way, what is your budget?
[07:15] Isana
    Oh, I work as a historian at the castle,
    so they'll cover all this for me.
[07:21] Isana
    So whatever is fine.
[07:25] Rufuria
    Castle gig, living assistance...
[07:28] Rufuria
    I'm so jealous, I'm about to bleed from my eyes...
[07:30] Rakira
    C-Calm down, Rufuria!
[07:32] Rakira
    She might not look it, but she's an 840-year-old
    professional with a storied career!
SIGN    Slide...
[07:37] Rufuria
    Whoa! Kotone?!
[07:40] Rufuria
    What? A property?
    You were paying attention?
[07:45] Rufuria
    I see! You found this in one go!
[07:48] Isana
    Oh, I like this!
[07:52] Kotone
    This house makes use
    of the World Tree's root.
[07:55] Kotone
    The World Tree is said to have supported
    the world from the day land was created.
[08:01] Kotone
    It is said that when this
    tree dies, the world ends.
[08:05] Kotone
    In other words, it'll last a long time.
[08:07] Rufuria
    That last bit wasn't the best way to put it!
[08:16] Isana
    I like it!
[08:17] Isana
    Also, an elf living in the
    World Tree sounds so cool!
[08:21] Kotone
    That way of thinking isn't very cool.
[08:24] Rufuria
    Stop it, Kotone!
[08:25] Kotone
    Right...
[08:26] Isana
    All right, I like it!
[08:29] Isana
    I'll take this!
[08:31] Rakira
    Okay, can we get back to the office
    and fill out some paperwork?
[08:35] Isana
    Okay, okay!
[08:37] Rufuria
    Well done, Kotone!
[08:39] Rufuria
    You found the right house
    for the client in one go!
SIGN    Blank...
[08:45] Rufuria
    Kotone?
[08:47] Rufuria
    I thought maybe she flipped
    from clumsy to talented.
[08:51] Rakira
    Don't worry! She'll make a full revolution soon!
[08:54] Rufuria
    And go back to the way she was?!
[09:01] Rufuria
    I-I'm sorry! I shouldn't have called you clumsy!
[09:04] Kotone
    No, it's not that!
[09:05] Kotone
    I just can't stop worrying about Fa!
[09:09] Rakira
    Of course. Let's all go and
    look for her after work.
[09:13] Kotone
    Okay...
[09:14] Isana
    What's going on?
[09:16] Kotone
    I'm sorry. My friend went missing this morning.
[09:20] Isana
    That's terrible!
[09:22] Isana
    At the castle, they call me a "walking library."
[09:26] Isana
    Let me know if I can help in any way!
[09:28] Kotone
    Where is Fa?! Please tell me!
[09:31] Isana
    Hey! That's not a superpower that I have!
[09:38] Isana
    A white-haired girl with
    horns and a bumpy tail,
[09:42] Isana
    who can talk to both humans and non-humans...
[09:46] Kotone
    Yes! That's Fa's description!
[09:48] Kotone
    Does that ring a bell?
[09:50] Isana
    Well, I'm not sure, but...
[09:54] Isana
    They say the Dark Lord who was defeated
    by humans fifteen years ago
[09:58] Isana
    could understand any non-human language.
[10:01] Kotone & Rufuria & Rakira
    The Dark Lord?!
[10:03] Isana
    And they said she was a
    beautiful half-beast woman
[10:07] Isana
    who could transform
    into a giant white dragon.
[10:11] Isana
    I don't know what that girl's
    relationship is with the Dark Lord,
[10:14] Isana
    but from what I've heard,
    they share many characteristics.
[10:19] Isana
    If we assume the Dark Lord's returned
    and is taking her revenge on humanity,
[10:24] Isana
    it does explain the recent
    dragon incidents, somewhat.
[10:29] Kotone
    Th-That's not possible! Fa is such a good girl!
[10:33] Kotone
    She would never hurt anyone!
[10:35] Isana
    But what if someone else
    is controlling her mind?
[10:41] Rufuria
    Lady Satona said she found
    Fa in the forest, right?
[10:45] Rakira
    Yeah...
[10:46] Isana
    I see. Maybe you should talk
    to Satona and ask for details.
[10:50] Rufuria
    Yes. Kotone, let's find Fa and
    hand her over to the royal army.
[10:56] Kotone
    Wait a second! Hand her over?!
    How could you say that?!
[11:00] Rufuria
    Fa could be the dragon that attacked the city.
    Maybe she's even the Dark Lord herself!
[11:05] Rufuria
    Who knows if she'll attack the city again?
[11:08] Kotone
    I won't believe that!
[11:11] Rufuria
    I don't want to, either!
    But it answers so many questions!
[11:15] Kotone
    Fa would never hurt anyone! Ever!
[11:19] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, it's terrible that you'd doubt Fa!
[11:22] Rufuria
    But then, why—
[11:23] Rakira
    Calm down, both of you!
[11:28] Rakira
    We have to find Fa first.
    There's nothing we can do until then.
[11:32] Rakira
    Let's go find Fa together after work. Okay?
[11:36] Rufuria
    Right.
[11:38] Rakira
    And no fighting! Come on, make up!
[11:44] Kotone
    I'm sorry.
[11:45] Rufuria
    I also apologize.
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    Deals Signed
[11:55] Rufuria
    Well, we reached our target, but...
[12:00] (Flashback) Kotone
    When we reach our goal,
    how should we celebrate?
[12:02] (Flashback) Kotone
    Maybe a vacation trip to a southern island?
[12:05] (Flashback) Fa
    I want to go!
[12:09] Rakira
    I'm sure we'll find Fa.
[12:11] Kotone
    Yeah.
[12:25] Kotone
    I'm going to go back to
    the apartment for starters.
[12:29] Rufuria
    Good idea. Maybe she's back home already.
[12:32] Rakira
    Yes. We'll head home first,
    then let you know.
[12:43] Rakira
    Rufuria? We need to go.
[12:46] Rakira
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Mysterious girl appears after dragon attack!!
[12:54] Rakira
    Fa...
[13:01] Kotone
    Fa, where did you go?
[13:04] Kotone
    Please come back!
[13:13] Kotone
    Fa!
[13:25] Kotone
    Fa, are you all right?!
[13:27] Fa
    K-Kotone...
[13:29] Kotone
    I was so worried about you!
[13:32] Fa
    I...
[13:33] Kotone
    "I"?
SIGN    Gurgle
[13:37] Fa
    I'm so hungry...
[13:48] Fa
    That's so good!
[13:49] Kotone
    Eat all you like. And when
    you're done, let's take a bath.
[13:53] Fa
    Okay!
[13:55] Fa
    Hey, Kotone... I was somewhere
    I didn't know again.
[14:03] Fa
    Kotone?
[14:04] Kotone
    Don't worry! You don't need
    to worry about anything, Fa!
[14:08] Fa
    Really?
[14:12] Kotone
    Yes?
[14:13] Rufuria
    Kotone?
[14:14] Kotone
    Oh, Miss Rufuria?
[14:16] Rufuria
    Did Fa come home?
[14:18] Kotone
    Fa is nowhere to be found!
[14:19] Kotone
    Completely missing! No way to find her!
[14:25] Kotone
    Don't worry about it!
[14:26] Fa
    I am worried! Why did you lie to Rufuria?
[14:29] Kotone
    Never mind! Let's take that bath!
[14:32] Fa
    I'm not done eating yet!
[14:35] Kotone
    Then I'll eat for you!
[14:37] Fa
    Why?! That's mine!
[14:43] Fa
    Kotone is so weird.
[14:50] Fa
    Maybe when my memory is blank... I really...
[14:56] Kotone
    I need a way to hide Fa!
[14:59] Kotone
    Fa! Are you out of the... bath?
[15:02] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria! Miss Rakira!
[15:05] Rufuria
    You're such a bad liar.
[15:07] Fa
    Rufuria told me everything.
[15:10] Fa
    I might be the dragon
    that attacked the town.
[15:14] Kotone
    N-No way! Y-You see,
    Miss Rufuria has a health condition
[15:19] Kotone
    that makes her tell only lies
    during a full moon!
[15:21] Rufuria
    Awoo! A skillet is a handy skill!
[15:25] Rufuria
    What kind of lie is that?!
[15:30] Rufuria
    Fa, where were you while
    everyone was working today?
[15:35] Fa
    I don't remember.
[15:36] Kotone
    Who cares?!
[15:38] Kotone
    I often pretend to work and just slack off, too!
[15:42] Rufuria
    I care! Wait, you slack off?!
[15:44] Kotone
    Please stop accusing Fa!
[15:47] Kotone
    She's so cute! How can she be
    the dragon that attacked the city?!
[15:51] Rufuria
    I want to believe her, too! But...
SIGN    Mysterious girl appears after dragon attack!!
[15:54] Rufuria
    After seeing this, can you really trust her?
[16:00] Kotone
    I can! Fa would never hurt anyone!
[16:04] Fa
    Kotone...
[16:08] Sera
    Don't move!
[16:10] Kotone
    Miss Sera! Miss Mona! And Miss Isana, too?!
[16:14] Isana
    I'm sorry. I work for the kingdom.
    I couldn't help it.
[16:19] Isana
    I reported her to the authorities.
[16:24] Sera
    Fa, we're taking you into custody.
[16:28] Kotone
    Miss Sera?
[16:29] Mona
    I heard the story and suddenly remembered.
[16:33] Mona
    When Sera's project was about to fail,
    you helped us, right?
[16:42] Mona
    You had the same amount of
    magic power as 100,000 people.
[16:46] Rufuria
    A hundred thousand?!
[16:50] Mona
    Come to think of it,
    I guess that's because she's a dragon.
[16:54] Sera
    We're taking her into custody.
[16:58] Kotone
    Wait! Stop!
[17:01] Mona
    Ice Arrow!
[17:05] Mona
    Make one more move,
    and I'll turn you into an ice cube.
[17:10] Rakira
    She's strong.
[17:11] Rufuria
    She's at a whole different level from us!
[17:13] Kotone
    But!
[17:14] Fa
    It's okay. I'll go.
[17:17] Fa
    Hey, are you going to put me in a jail?
[17:20] Sera
    We'll take you to see Lady Satona first.
[17:26] Fa
    If that stops the dragon from coming out,
    everyone can live in peace, right?
[17:31] Fa
    So I'll go!
[17:33] Kotone
    Fa...
[17:36] Sera
    It's settled, then. Take her.
[17:41] Kotone
    Stop! Fa!
[17:43] Fa
    Don't worry, Kotone. It's all right.
[17:49] Kotone
    Wait... No! Stop!
[17:54] Rufuria
    Kotone, calm down!
[17:56] Kotone
    Fa!
[18:01] Mona
    Sera, you're pretty good
    at being a villain, too.
[18:04] Sera
    Hey! Cut it out!
[18:06] Fa
    Stay safe, everyone!
[18:11] Sera
    Move out!
[18:30] Rufuria
    Kotone...
[18:33] Kotone
    I couldn't do anything for Fa...
[18:36] Kotone
    I really am clumsy and completely useless!
[18:55] Fa
    What if I never get to see them again?
[19:00] Fa
    But hurting other people would be worse.
[19:05] Fa
    This is for the best.
[19:20] (Flashback) Fa
    Kotone's singing is so relaxing.
[19:24] (Flashback) Kotone
    This must be what true happiness is.
[19:27] (Flashback) Fa
    I want to stay with Kotone forever, too!
[19:32] (Flashback) Kotone
    Fa, let's stay together forever and ever.
[19:50] (Flashback) Fa
    Now you're friends!
[19:58] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, Miss Rakira...
[20:00] Kotone
    Fa has always connected people
    to make them happy.
[20:06] Kotone
    She always...
[20:08] (Flashback) Grandfather
    Monsters, dragons, we all should
    live together, under the moon.
[20:14] Kotone
    "All live together"...
[20:17] Kotone
    I still think...
[20:20] Rufuria
    Kotone?!
[20:28] Kotone
    Fa! I'll save you!
[20:31] Kotone
    Please wait for me...
[20:47] Isana
    If she's really the dragon,
    it will be a great discovery!
[20:51] Isana
    Let's have the Hero and her party check, too.
[20:54] Sera
    Yes, Lady Isana.
[20:56] Mona
    Sera, this might be the one
    and only time you receive praise.
[20:59] Sera
    I-It won't be the only time!
    It happens every once in a while!
[21:03] Mona
    Really?
[21:06] Sera
    Wh-What's that?!
[21:07] Isana
    Th-The ground!
[21:16] Fa
    What's going on?!
[21:21] Fa
    The dragon!
[21:23] Fa
    I'm so glad! I wasn't the dragon
    that attacked the town after all!
[21:27] Fa
    Yay!
[21:30] Fa
    I'm too high up! I'm gonna...
[21:33] Fa
    fall!
[21:43] Fa
    Kotone?
[21:46] Kotone
    Yeah!
[23:25] Fa
    Fa here!
[23:26] Fa
    Sorry to worry you.
[23:28] Fa
    I want to be with Kotone,
    Rufuria, and Rakira forever.
[23:32] Kotone
    Yeah! Let's do that!
[23:34] Fa
    Kotone?!
[23:35] Kotone
    Next episode: "Fa, Let's Go Home Together."
SIGN    Property 11
    Fa, Let's Go Home Together
[23:37] Fa
    Hear that? Don't miss it!

Season 1

E11 - Fa, Let's Go Home Together

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[00:03] Fa
    Kotone! Miss Toto!
[00:05] Toto
    Miss Fa! Long time no see!
[00:07] Kotone
    I knew it! Fa isn't a dragon!
[00:11] Kotone
    I'm so glad I believed in you!
[00:13] Fa
    Did you come to save me?
[00:15] Kotone
    Yeah! I wanted to convince everyone.
[00:19] Kotone
    Then I saw the guild sign.
[00:26] (Flashback) Kotone
    Miss Toto?!
[00:30] Toto
    When I stepped outside,
    Miss Kotone suddenly called out to me.
[00:33] Toto
    I was startled.
[00:34] Kotone
    I'm sorry about that!
[00:36] Kotone
    But thanks to you, I was able to find Fa.
[00:38] Kotone
    Thank you so much!
[00:39] Fa
    Thank you, Miss Toto, Shiro, Kotone.
[00:42] Kotone; Toto; Shiro
    Of course!
[00:52] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo...
[00:56] Selenia
    Fermedan!
SIGN    Property 11 Fa, Let's Go Home Together
[02:41] Sera
    What do we do now?!
[02:43] Sera
    Does this mean she wasn't the dragon after all?!
[02:46] Isana
    Yep.
[02:47] Mona
    I guess we can expect another
    scolding from Lady Satona.
[02:50] Sera
    Shouldn't we worry about the dragon
    that's right in front of us first?!
[03:02] Rakira
    Where did Kotone go?
[03:06] Rakira
    If she went to save Fa, that's going
    against the kingdom's decision...
[03:15] Rakira
    Rufuria?
[03:16] Rufuria
    Kotone is right.
[03:19] Rufuria
    We're the only ones who can stand by Fa...
[03:23] Rufuria
    But I doubted her, got scared,
    and pushed her away.
[03:30] Rakira
    Rufuria...
[03:33] Rakira
    It's not too late. Let's go after Kotone!
[03:42] Isana
    The ground is burning...
[03:44] Isana
    This is a fire dragon!
[03:46] Isana
    I've read about them!
    So this is what they're like!
[03:49] Isana
    I'm so lucky to be able to see one!
[03:50] Sera
    Lady Isana, this isn't the time for that!
[03:53] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo... Fermedan!
[04:11] Sera
    We don't have a choice. We have to fight!
[04:13] Mona
    That's right! Sera, your sword skills
    are basically your only strength!
[04:17] Sera
    Did you have to be so insulting?!
[04:19] Sera
    If we let the dragon walk into Dali,
    Lady Satona will roast me alive!
[04:25] Sera
    I won't let that happen!
[04:34] Sera
    How's that?!
[04:37] Sera
    My sword melted!
SIGN    Droop
[04:40] Mona
    Ice Arrow!
[04:49] Sera
    It had no effect at all!
[04:52] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo... Fermedan!
[04:58] Soldiers
    R-Run!
[04:59] Mona; Sera
    Hey, you guys!
[05:01] Sera
    There's no way we can win!
[05:04] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo... Fermedan!
[05:10] Sera
    R-Retreat!
[05:14] Kotone
    Everyone...
[05:15] Toto
    Shiro, take us to safety!
[05:18] Fa
    Wait! This dragon is suffering.
[05:21] Kotone
    What do you mean?
[05:23] Fa
    Shiro, can you get us closer to the dragon?
[05:26] Toto
    Shiro, can you please?
[05:28] Shiro
    Understood.
[05:31] Fa
    Dragon, what's wrong?!
    What's hurting you?!
[05:37] Selenia
    Is that...
[05:39] Selenia
    It can't be...
[05:44] Kotone
    The dragon's eyes turned gentle...
[05:48] Fa
    Dragon, what's wrong?
[05:52] Fire Dragon
    A safe place... for my baby...
[05:56] Kotone
    What did the dragon say?
[05:58] Fa
    She's carrying a baby.
[06:01] Kotone & Toto
    What?!
[06:02] Fa
    This dragon is trying to
    find a place to give birth!
[06:07] Kotone
    A baby?! Give birth?!
[06:09] Kotone
    Should we find a box or something?!
[06:11] Toto
    We're not talking about a cat!
[06:14] Kotone
    What are those?!
[06:16] Toto
    Griffins from the royal army.
[06:18] Toto
    I see a huge number of troops
    on the hill, as well.
[06:23] Kotone
    Lady Satona?!
[06:23] Fa
    Satona?!
[06:25] Satona
    Just as I anticipated.
[06:27] Satona
    I knew you'd come here.
[06:30] Satona
    But I cannot allow you to
    come any closer to Dali.
[06:34] Kotone
    Lady Satona?!
[06:36] Kotone
    It's no use. She can't hear us.
[06:41] Selenia
    Satona...
[06:44] Kohaku
    Take aim!
[06:52] Fa
    They have the wrong idea about the dragon!
[06:55] Fa
    I have to tell them that the dragon
    doesn't want to attack humans!
[06:59] Kotone
    Lady Satona!
[07:01] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo... Fermedan!
[07:11] Fa
    Wait!
[07:12] Fa
    Dragon, everyone, please listen!
[07:27] Satona
    It triggered the trap.
[07:29] Kotone
    Dragon?!
[07:31] Fa
    Get close to the dragon!
[07:33] Toto
    Shiro, please!
[07:35] Shiro
    I'm sorry. Toto's safety is the highest priority.
[07:39] Toto
    Shiro?!
[07:41] Satona
    Fire!
[07:47] Fa
    Dragon?!
[08:04] Uzuki
    Did we get it?
[08:12] Selenia
    I won't let them hurt my friends again!
[08:26] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo... Fermedan!
[08:37] Satona
    It moved?!
[08:42] Fa
    No!
[08:53] Kotone
    E-Everyone?!
[08:55] Fa
    Satona...
[09:10] Satona
    Report casualties.
[09:11] Soldier 1
    The magic artillery squad reports injuries.
[09:13] Soldier 1
    The tank squad also took a heavy hit.
[09:16] Satona
    Prepare healing immediately. I will go, too.
[09:19] Satona
    Anyone who can run, retreat immediately.
[09:21] Soldier 1
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:25] Satona
    This is not a fight for us humans...
[09:29] Kotone
    Lady Satona!
[09:30] Fa
    Satona!
[09:31] Satona
    Kotone? Fa? What are you doing here?
[09:36] Kotone
    The dragon doesn't want to attack humans!
[09:39] Fa
    She's carrying a baby!
[09:44] Satona
    A baby?!
[10:00] Satona
    The dragon is traveling to try
    to find a place to give birth?
[10:04] Fa
    That's right! So stop attacking her!
[10:07] Fa
    I'm sure she'll understand if I talk to her!
[10:10] Kotone
    Please try!
[10:15] Satona
    Can you convince her?
[10:17] Fa
    Leave it to me!
[10:21] Satona
    Find her a griffin!
[10:23] Soldier 1; Soldier 2
    Yes, ma'am!
[10:24] Kotone
    I'll go with her!
[10:26] Kotone
    I don't know what I can do, but...
[10:28] Fa
    Kotone!
[10:32] Satona
    Thank you, Kotone.
[10:34] Kotone
    Miss Toto, Shiro, thank you for your help.
[10:37] Toto
    I-It sounds like an important
    mission. Good luck!
[10:41] Kotone
    Thanks!
[10:42] Shiro
    I will take Toto to safety. You have my word.
[10:48] Fa
    Thank you! Be safe!
[10:51] Toto
    We will!
[10:55] Toto
    Griffins are so cool.
[10:58] Shiro
    Are you cheating on me?!
[11:02] Rufuria
    Slow down, Rakira!
    I'm not good at riding a horse!
[11:06] Rakira
    Someone's fighting the dragon?
[11:10] Rakira
    Miss Toto?!
[11:12] Toto
    Miss Rakira! Miss Rufuria!
[11:15] Rakira
    What are you doing out here?
[11:17] Toto
    Miss Kotone asked for help.
[11:19] Rufuria
    Kotone?!
[11:20] Toto
    I just delivered Miss Kotone and
    Miss Fa to the royal army.
[11:25] Rufuria
    Fa is with them?!
[11:27] Toto
    Yes.
[11:28] Rakira
    Which means...
[11:30] Rufuria
    That dragon isn't Fa...
[11:33] Rufuria
    How can I apologize to Fa?!
SIGN    Ta-da!!
[11:37] Rakira
    I'll bake a cake as tall as her!
[11:40] Rufuria
    You're going to buy her off with food?!
[11:42] Rufuria
    But yes, let me help!
[11:45] Rakira
    Sure!
[11:53] Kotone
    So hot!
[11:54] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo...
[11:55] Kotone
    Is this...
[11:57] Selenia
    Fermedan!
[11:57] Kotone
    A spell?
[11:58] Fa
    Dragon! I'm sorry Satona attacked you earlier!
[12:03] Fa
    I told her it was all a misunderstanding!
[12:10] Fa
    Please listen!
[12:11] Kotone
    Maybe she can't hear us. Let's get closer!
[12:15] Fa
    Yeah!
[12:22] Soldier 2
    Lady Satona! There are
    more injured over there!
[12:25] Satona
    I'm on my way!
    Tend to them until I get there!
[12:28] Soldier 2
    Yes, ma'am!
[12:33] Satona
    I'm counting on you, Fa and Kotone.
[12:43] Rakira
    This is...
[12:49] Rufuria
    Is that Kotone and Fa?!
    What are they doing?!
[12:54] Rakira
    Lady Satona!
[12:56] Rufuria
    Lady Satona! What are Kotone and Fa doing?!
[13:00] Satona
    They went to convince the dragon.
[13:04] Rufuria; Rakira
    Convince the dragon?!
[13:06] Rakira
    I guess it's possible, since Fa can
    speak anyone's language, but...
[13:14] Rufuria
    Please let us use a griffin, too!
[13:17] Satona
    What will you do?
[13:18] Rufuria
    Maybe there's nothing I can do,
[13:22] Rufuria
    but I still want to go!
[13:24] Rakira
    I'll go with her!
[13:31] Fa
    Please, listen!
[13:33] Kotone
    It's too hot! We can't get any closer!
[13:39] Fa
    It's like a roller coaster!
[13:41] Kotone
    Are you enjoying this?!
[13:45] Kotone
    Are you all right?
[13:46] Fa
    Yeah. I thought I was going to get thrown off.
[13:57] Selenia
    Fafnir, if that's really you,
    please help our friend.
[14:03] Selenia
    Proud dragonkin, return to your true form.
[14:09] Selenia
    Paskal santolyash.
[14:12] Fa
    Dragon...
[14:12] Selenia
    Teerbisoyah aminekuraandui.
[14:17] Selenia
    Kirbazn azauyat!
[14:21] Kotone
    Fa?!
[14:22] Selenia
    Paskal santolyash.
[14:25] Soldier
    What is this spell?!
[14:25] Selenia
    Teerbisoyah aminekuraandui.
[14:28] Kotone
    Fa, what's wrong?!
[14:35] Rastire
    Get to safety, Miss Kotone.
[14:38] Kotone
    Wh-Who... a-are you?!
[14:42] Selenia
    Kirbazn azauyat!
[14:47] Kotone
    Fa?!
[14:50] Rakira
    Fa?!
[14:51] Rufuria
    What is she doing?!
[15:14] Selenia
    Fafnir... I knew it was you!
[15:19] Kotone
    Fa...
[15:21] Rakira
    A dragon...
[15:23] Rufuria
    Another one?!
[15:33] Rakira
    Fa turned into a dragon?!
[15:35] Kotone
    Fa!
[15:38] Rastire
    Fire dragon, calm yourself.
[15:53] Satona
    She took down that rampaging
    dragon in one hit?!
[16:02] Soldier
    Now!
[16:04] Satona
    Stop!
[16:08] Rastire
    Hold!
[16:21] Selenia
    I won't let them hurt my friends anymore.
[16:25] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo...
[16:28] Selenia
    Fermedan!
[16:34] Kotone
    Calm down, Fa!
[16:36] Rufuria
    Wait, Kotone!
[16:37] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria! Miss Rakira!
[16:39] Rakira
    We saw it all!
[16:41] Rufuria
    That's not Fa anymore! Let's get out of here!
[16:44] Kotone
    No! I'm sure she'll understand if we talk to her!
[16:49] Kotone
    Please, go!
[16:50] Rufuria; Rakira
    Kotone!
[16:57] Kotone
    The good luck charm Miss Casa gave me...
[17:00] (Flashback) Casa
    Try to hold on to it at all times.
[17:07] Uzuki
    Lady Satona! Please stand back!
[17:09] Satona
    I will protect everyone here.
    All of you, concentrate on healing!
[17:14] Kotone
    Fa! Listen to me!
[17:18] Satona
    Kotone?!
[17:19] Kotone
    Fa, calm down!
[17:21] Kotone
    It's all right now!
    You can go back to your usual self!
[17:26] Kotone
    Fa! Please!
[17:35] (Flashback) Fa
    Kotone's singing is so relaxing.
[17:38] (Flashback) Fa
    Sing them!
[17:45] Kotone
    Fa, you like this song, don't you?
[17:54] Kotone
    Sleep for millennia
[18:05] Kotone
    Flourishing lands
[18:12] Kotone
    The pure white rising dragon
[18:17] Kotone
    Brings rainbow rain to the world
[18:19] Rakira
    Kotone's song stopped Fa?
[18:23] Rufuria
    Let's join her!
[18:24] Rakira
    Yeah!
[18:25] Kotone
    Share the fruit of life
[18:30] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    And live together
[18:33] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    The earth will sprout with life
[18:36] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    The red moon and the blue moon
    bring a purple night
[18:47] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    Flourish forever,
    beyond the ocean of stars
[18:56] Satona
    Fa...
[18:58] Kotone
    I'm sure Fa will understand.
    She can regain control of herself!
[19:09] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    Sleep for millennia
[19:20] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    Flourishing lands
[19:26] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    The pure white rising dragon
[19:32] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    Brings rainbow rain to the world
[19:39] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    I will never forget you
[19:45] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    Let us go hand in hand
[19:48] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    The earth will sprout with life
[19:51] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    The red moon and the blue moon
    brings a purple night
[20:02] Kotone; Rakira; Rufuria
    Let us build a nation of stars,
    flourishing forever
[20:43] Kotone
    You came back.
[20:50] Kotone
    Fa, let's go home together.
[21:07] Selenia
    No! Don't trust humans!
[21:10] Selenia
    Eibret egshudo...
[21:12] Selenia
    Fermedan!
[21:48] Rufuria
    Kotone!
[23:25] Kotone
    Kotone here!
[23:26] Kotone
    What's going to happen to me?!
[23:29] Kotone
    I'm shivering and quaking and crying!
[23:31] Kotone
    Next episode:
[23:32] Kotone
    "Thanks, Everyone!
    RPG Real Estate's New journey Begins!"
SIGN    Property 12
    Thanks, Everyone!
    RPG Real Estate's New Journey Begins!
[23:37] Kotone
    Please support us till the end!

Season 1

E12 - Thanks, Everyone! RPG Real Estate's New Journey Begins!

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[00:06] Rufuria
    Kotone!
[00:18] Rufuria
    Kotone!
[00:23] Rakira
    Kotone!
[00:24] Rufuria
    Kotone!
[00:25] Rakira
    Rufuria, healing magic!
[00:29] Rufuria
    It's no use! My powers aren't strong enough!
[00:38] Rufuria
    Lady Satona!
[00:40] Rakira
    Maybe Lady Satona's healing magic can...
[00:45] Satona
    No... Not even my magic can cure this.
[00:49] Satona
    I would need treatment supplies
    in addition to my magic.
[00:53] Rufuria
    So if we bring those supplies here...
[00:56] Satona
    I doubt Kotone's soul can
    remain here for that long.
[01:01] Satona
    When the body is completely destroyed,
    the soul leaves almost immediately.
[01:06] Satona
    At that point, repairing the body won't help.
[01:09] Rufuria
    No!
[01:10] Rufuria
    Don't go, Kotone!
[01:12] Rufuria
    Don't die!
[01:37] Rufuria
    Fa, you idiot!
[01:39] Rufuria
    Kotone was the one who believed
    in you more than anyone else!
[01:44] Rufuria
    But you killed her...
[01:47] Rufuria
    You killed her!
[01:51] Rakira
    Kotone...
[02:05] Fa
    Kotone?
[02:20] Fa
    Kotone!
[02:24] Fa
    Kotone! Kotone!
[02:45] ---
    Let's go!
[02:46] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Dragon Capture Celebration
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    Property 12 Thanks, Everyone! RPG Real Estate's New Journey Begins!
[03:09] Fa
    Hi, dragon.
[03:10] Fa
    How are you? Are you all right?
[03:13] Fire Dragon
    Yes.
[03:15] Fa
    Dragon, can you tell me
    what happened to you?
[03:23] Fire Dragon
    I...
[03:25] Fire Dragon
    I lived in the Greyhound Volcano to the south.
[03:29] Fire Dragon
    But the volcano went dormant.
[03:32] Fire Dragon
    I went underground to find
    the next active volcano.
[03:36] Fire Dragon
    I traveled while trying to conserve my energy.
[03:40] Fire Dragon
    With the baby in my womb,
[03:42] Fire Dragon
    I had to find a volcano that I could
    take energy from to give birth.
[03:49] Fire Dragon
    But...
[03:55] (Flashback) Selenia
    Eibret egshudo... Fermedan!
[04:00] Fire Dragon
    From time to time, for some reason,
    I lost control of myself.
[04:09] (Flashback) Rastire
    This way.
[04:22] (Flashback) Rastire
    Fire dragon, calm yourself.
[04:26] Fire Dragon
    Thank you for coming to stop me
    every time that happened.
[04:32] Fa
    I stopped you?
[04:34] Fire Dragon
    Huh?
[04:34] Fa
    I don't remember doing that.
[04:44] Satona
    Rufuria, Rakira, I'm sorry
    I never told you about this.
[04:49] Satona
    But now that things have turned out this way,
[04:53] Satona
    you're the only ones I can rely on.
[04:56] Satona
    Can I ask for your help?
[04:58] Rakira
    Yes.
[04:58] Rufuria
    Of course.
[05:02] Fa
    Satona, can I...
[05:06] Fa
    Rufuria, Rakira...
[05:12] Satona
    What is it, Fa?
[05:14] Fa
    Um, I want you to find a place
    for that dragon to give birth.
[05:18] Satona
    A place to give birth?
[05:19] Fa
    She needs the energy of a new volcano.
[05:23] Satona
    So that's why she was traveling constantly.
[05:27] Satona
    I finally understand the reason.
[05:29] Satona
    We'll do everything we can.
[05:32] Satona
    Thank you, Fa.
[05:33] Satona
    Without you, who knows
    what would have happened?
[05:36] Fa
    But I... Kotone...
[05:41] Satona
    Fa...
[05:46] Uzuki
    Excuse me. Lady Satona, the king summons you.
[05:50] Satona
    I understand.
[05:52] Satona
    Rufuria, Rakira, I'm counting on you.
[06:05] Rufuria
    There's going to be a celebration after this.
[06:08] Rufuria
    We'll be given awards as the
    heroes that captured the dragon.
[06:14] Rakira
    I didn't do anything.
[06:18] Rufuria
    Everyone's in such a festive mood.
[06:21] Rufuria
    And the one who did all the work...
[06:23] Rufruia
    was Kotone.
[06:35] Rufuria
    Kotone, you idiot...
[06:37] Rufuria
    They fixed up your body so perfectly,
    yet your soul can't come back.
[06:42] Rakira
    We got you a bunch of the
    Gustav flowers that you loved.
[06:48] Fa
    I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Kotone...
[06:54] Rufuria
    You talked about how we should
    all live together in the future.
[06:58] Rufuria
    At first, I was like,
    "What is she talking about?"
[07:02] Rufuria
    But seeing how you tackle
    seemingly impossible tasks...
[07:09] Rufuria
    I thought maybe that would be possible, too.
[07:17] Rufuria
    But you... You...
[07:20] Rakira
    Can you hear me, Kotone?
[07:22] Rakira
    Everyone's calling you a hero.
[07:25] Rakira
    You saved everyone.
[07:28] Rakira
    The people...
[07:30] Rakira
    The dragon...
[07:32] Rakira
    And Fa.
[07:33] Rakira
    You're amazing. Really, you did great.
[07:39] Fa
    Kotone...
[07:43] Rufuria
    Two guards always behind Fa...
[07:46] Rufuria
    Of course. She can turn into a dragon.
[07:50] Rufuria
    No one knows when she might attack again...
[07:56] Rufuria
    What's going to happen to Fa?
[07:59] Rufuria
    Well, as long as Rakira and I are with her...
[08:06] Rufuria
    Huh? This doll...
[08:11] Fa
    Have I seen this doll before?
[08:14] Lily
    I knew it!
[08:16] Rufuria
    You're...
[08:18] Rufuria
    Miss Lily, the necromancer!
[08:20] Lily
    Yes! I was so surprised
    to see you in the papers!
SIGN    Necromancer: Can Implant Souls Inside Dolls
[08:25] Lily
    I saw this soul trying to get
    inside RPG Real Estate.
[08:31] Lily
    I thought maybe it was her,
    so I brought her here.
[08:35] Fa
    Wait, are you saying that
    the soul in this doll is...
[08:39] Fa & Rufuria & Rakira
    Kotone?!
[08:44] Lily
    Here we go.
[08:57] Lily
    Get in! Get in!
[09:01] Lily
    Go!
SIGN    Snap!
[09:18] Rufuria & Rakira & Fa
    Kotone!
[09:20] Lily
    Her soul is back in her body.
[09:23] Lily
    She's back now.
[09:44] Rufuria
    Kotone?
[09:45] Kotone
    That was my first time dying!
    And being resurrected!
[09:49] Rufuria
    Most people never experience either!
[09:51] Fa
    Kotone...
[09:53] Fa
    Kotone! I'm so glad!
[09:58] Kotone
    I'm sorry I worried you, Fa.
[10:02] Rufuria
    At any rate, I'm so happy
    you came back to life, Kotone.
[10:06] Rakira
    I didn't know this was possible!
[10:09] Lily
    I've never come across the soul
    of someone I knew, either.
[10:14] Rakira
    Everyone will be so happy!
[10:15] Rufuria
    Yes, let's report to Lady Satona!
[10:18] Kotone
    Yes!
[10:18] Fa
    Yeah!
[10:20] King
    RPG Real Estate,
    let me first express my thanks.
[10:25] King
    I am truly grateful that you
    helped saved our nation.
[10:29] Kotone
    Please don't mention it, mwahaha.
SIGN    Nervous
[10:33] King
    As requested, the fire dragon will be taken
    to an island with an active volcano.
[10:39] Fa
    That's great!
[10:40] King
    However!
[10:42] King
    You are Fa, yes?
[10:43] Fa
    Yes.
[10:44] King
    We had a very long debate about your issue.
[10:48] King
    There is no doubt that you were
    the one who stopped the fire dragon.
[10:52] King
    But there is no guarantee that you
    yourself won't go on a similar rampage.
[11:00] King
    Therefore, you will be locked in a dungeon!
[11:03] Kotone
    What?! Please wait!
[11:06] King
    ...was what we were going to say.
[11:09] King
    But you are also a hero
    who saved our nation.
[11:12] King
    Therefore, until we find out
    the true nature of your powers,
[11:16] King
    we will transfer you to a work
    position on a remote island.
[11:19] King
    It is the same volcanic island
    that the fire dragon is being sent to.
[11:23] King
    How does that sound?
[11:24] King
    Will you please accept my decision?
[11:30] Fa
    Sure thing!
[11:32] Rufuria
    Please stop addressing the king so casually!
[11:35] Kotone
    We're being separated from Fa?! I'm so sad...
[11:40] King
    No, wait.
[11:43] King
    You all are getting transferred together.
[11:47] Rufuria
    Us, too?!
[11:49] Satona
    If something happens to Fa,
[11:51] Satona
    you all are the best candidates
    to handle that situation.
[11:54] Satona
    It's my decision.
[11:55] Satona
    Rufuria, that's what I asked, right?
[11:58] Rufuria
    Yes, but I didn't know getting sent
    to a remote island was part of this.
[12:04] Rakira
    Will we have clients on a remote island?
[12:06] Rufuria
    I'm getting even further removed
    from a promotion!
[12:10] Satona
    Once everything is solved,
    and you return to the kingdom,
[12:14] Satona
    you can get promoted.
[12:15] Rufuria
    I'll go! Please send me!
[12:17] Rakira
    So that's all it takes.
[12:22] Fa
    We're all together!
[12:25] Kotone
    Yeah!
[12:28] Fa
    So you're coming with us
    to the volcanic island!
[12:36] Fire Dragon
    Thank you so much for everything.
[12:39] Fire Dragon
    I didn't know she had a daughter like you.
[12:44] Fa
    Who's "she"?
[12:48] Fire Dragon
    The godly White Dragon.
[12:52] Fire Dragon
    Our leader, referred to by the
    humans as the Demon Lord.
[12:57] Fa
    The Demon Lord?
[12:58] Kotone
    What is the dragon saying?
[13:01] Fa
    She says I might be the daughter of the
    White Dragon, who was called the Demon Lord.
[13:06] Kotone
    What?!
[13:09] Rakira
    Rufuria, maybe Kotone and Fa should know.
[13:13] Rufuria
    Yeah.
[13:16] Rufuria
    To tell you the truth,
    we heard about Fa from Lady Satona.
[13:22] ---
    Yeah.
[13:23] Rufuria
    She said...
[13:24] (Flashback) Satona
    The Demon Lord's army attacked us humans
[13:27] (Flashback) Satona
    in order to make the world
    belong to only non-humans.
[13:30] (Flashback) Satona
    The Demon Lord was their leader. And...
[13:35] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    Lady Satona! It's not safe back there yet!
[13:38] (Flashback) Satona
    She told me her daughter is back here.
[13:50] (Flashback) Satona
    After the battle between the Hero
    and the Dark Lord ended,
[13:53] (Flashback) Satona
    we found Fa on the battlefield.
[13:55] Kotone
    What?!
[13:57] (Flashback) Satona
    I'm taking her back to the castle.
[13:59] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    But that child is...
[14:00] (Flashback) Satona
    Whoever her parent was,
    this child has committed no sins.
[14:04] (Flashback) Satona
    Do not tell anyone about what you saw here.
[14:08] (Flashback) Satona
    This is our secret.
[14:10] (Flashback) Soldiers
    Yes, ma'am!
[14:13] (Flashback) Satona
    The white dragon, Fafnir...
[14:16] (Flashback) Satona
    Let's call her "Fa."
[14:19] (Flashback) Satona
    You will be the key to building a new world.
[14:26] (Flashback) Satona
    And, just as we had hoped,
[14:28] (Flashback) Satona
    Fa is growing up to become an
    honest and gentle child, right?
[14:32] (Flashback) Rakira
    Yes.
[14:33] (Flashback) Satona
    However...
[14:34] (Flashback) Satona
    It's true that some remnants
    of the Demon Lord's army
[14:38] (Flashback) Satona
    are lurking and disgruntled
    by the results of the war.
[14:41] (Flashback) Satona
    Given this latest event,
    they may attempt to reach out to Fa.
[14:47] (Flashback) Satona
    Rufuria, Rakira, now that things
    have turned out this way,
[14:52] (Flashback) Satona
    you're the only ones I can rely on.
[14:55] (Flashback) Satona
    Can I ask for your help?
[14:57] (Flashback) Rakira
    Yes.
[14:57] (Flashback) Rufuria
    Of course.
[14:59] Rakira
    So that's what happened.
[15:04] Rufuria
    Fa, I'm sorry about everything.
[15:07] Rufuria
    I doubted you, thought about only the
    worst possibilities, and distanced you.
[15:12] Rufuria
    Meanwhile, the whole time,
    you were just your kind self.
[15:16] Rufuria
    I'm sorry I hurt you.
[15:20] Fa
    Rufuria...
[15:22] Rakira
    When you went on that rampage,
    I was scared, too.
[15:27] Rakira
    But you were able to respond to Kotone
[15:30] Rakira
    because you still had your heart,
    even while you were a dragon.
[15:34] Rakira
    If something happens to you again,
[15:36] Rakira
    I'll do everything I can to protect you!
[15:38] Rufuria
    Me, too!
[15:39] Kotone
    Me too, of course, Fa!
[15:43] Fa
    Thanks, everyone!
[15:49] Fire Dragon
    Back then...
[15:52] (Flashback) Rastire
    Fire dragon, calm yourself.
[15:55] Fire Dragon
    That might have been Lady Rastire,
    trying to protect her daughter.
[16:08] Fire Dragon
    I hope you can live a happy life.
[16:26] King
    And now, a toast to the heroes
    who captured the dragon.
[16:31] King
    Cheers!
[16:32] All
    Cheers!
[16:45] Servant
    Miss Kotone, you have a phone call.
[16:47] Kotone
    O-Okay.
[16:49] Kotone
    Hello?
[16:51] Tsuzumi & Hibiki
    Big Sis!
[16:52] Kotone
    Oh, Tsuzumi, Hibiki! Sorry!
    You must have been worried, huh?
[16:56] Tsuzumi
    Yes, we were!
[16:57] Hibiki
    Yeah!
[16:58] Tsuzumi
    Don't ever worry us like that again!
    I won't forgive you!
[17:02] Hibiki
    And don't worry Fa, either!
[17:03] Kotone
    Of course!
[17:24] Selenia
    Fafnir, I will see you again.
[17:27] Selenia
    Next time, I will...
[17:33] Rufuria
    Kotone, are you done packing?
[17:36] Rufuria
    Rakira and I sent out our
    packages in the morning.
SIGN    Clutter...
[17:45] Rufuria
    What is this mess?! What have
    you been doing this whole time?!
[17:49] Kotone
    I was looking through a photo album all night.
[17:53] Rakira
    Wow, this feel like ages ago.
[17:56] Rakira
    Is this your welcoming party?
[17:59] Kotone
    Yes! And this is our first business trip.
[18:02] Rakira
    Yup.
[18:03] Kotone
    And this is Mr. Kanille's...
[18:05] Rufuria
    Hey! The movers are coming today, right?!
[18:08] Kotone
    Oh, right! Sorry!
[18:10] Rakira
    Sorry...
[18:11] Fa
    What's wrong?
[18:13] Rufuria
    Today is moving day,
    but Kotone hasn't finished packing yet!
[18:17] Rufuria
    What about you, Fa?
[18:18] Fa
    All done. The neighbors helped out!
[18:22] Fa
    They're asking if you need help, too.
[18:24] Kotone
    Really?!
[18:26] Rufuria
    Fine, we'll help, too.
[18:29] Rakira
    Sure.
[18:30] Kotone
    Thanks, everyone! I'll sing a song
    to express my thanks!
[18:34] Rufuria
    Don't bother. Just pack.
[18:37] Fa
    But I want to hear her sing!
[18:39] Kotone
    Then I'll sing and pack at the same time!
[18:40] Fa
    Yay!
[18:41] Rufuria
    Sheesh.
[18:48] Rufuria
    I didn't know moving was such hard work.
[18:51] Rakira
    Our work ends before that step.
[18:55] Rufuria
    Oh, I'm so worried about our new life.
[18:58] Rakira
    I'm actually pretty excited.
[19:00] Rufuria
    What?!
[19:01] Rakira
    I've never lived in a different town before!
[19:05] Rufuria
    I won't sleep by you,
    even if you cry from homesickness!
[19:09] Rakira
    I'm more worried about you
    getting homesick, Rufuria.
[19:16] Kotone
    Finally done!
[19:18] Fa
    Oh, the movers are here!
[19:21] Mover 1
    Here we go!
[19:23] Kotone
    Thank you!
[19:23] Mover 1 & Mover 2
    One, two! One, two!
[19:25] Rufuria
    Great! You made it!
[19:28] Kotone
    Wow! I didn't know this room was so big!
SIGN    Spin Spin Spin
[19:32] Kotone
    I can do cartwheels!
[19:33] Fa
    I can roll, too!
[19:35] Rufuria
    Why do you want to spin so much?!
[19:42] Kotone
    It feels as if I just moved in here.
[19:49] (Flashback) Kotone
    I'll take this room!
[19:55] Kotone
    And I'm leaving already.
[19:58] Rufuria
    Yeah...
[19:59] Fa
    I wonder what our new house is like.
[20:02] Rufuria
    Lady Satona picked one for us.
[20:05] Rakira
    I hope it's a nice place!
[20:07] Kotone
    Yeah!
[20:08] Rufuria
    Well, let's get going, then.
[20:10] Rakira
    Yeah.
[20:10] Fa
    Yay!
[20:28] Kotone
    Thanks for all your help!
[20:33] Kotone
    Now, to new horizons!
[20:36] Rufuria & Rakira & Fa
    Yeah!
[20:47] Kotone
    So this is the island we're going to live on!
[20:50] Fa
    I heard the dragon is already here!
[20:52] Kotone
    Oh, really?
[20:54] Fa
    I'm supposed to check in
    on the dragon occasionally
[20:56] Fa
    and report to Satona!
[20:58] Fa
    I'll go see her right away!
[21:00] Rakira
    So that's part of our mission.
[21:03] Rufuria
    We should go say hi, too.
[21:08] Rufuria
    What are you doing?
[21:11] Kotone
    The ocean is so close!
    I'm going swimming, of course!
[21:14] Rufuria
    Is this a vacation for you?!
[21:16] Rakira
    That's our Kotone.
[21:18] Kotone
    Yeah!
[21:19] Rufuria
    Sheesh.
[21:25] Rakira
    We're almost there, Rufuria!
[21:30] Fa
    We're here!
[21:32] Fa
    Hi, dragon!
[21:35] Fa
    Oh, that egg!
[21:37] Kotone
    Wow!
[21:38] Rufuria
    She gave birth already?!
[21:40] Rakira
    Awesome!
[21:41] Fire Dragon
    Thanks to your help finding this place,
[21:44] Fire Dragon
    I was able to give birth successfully.
[21:46] Fire Dragon
    You all have my thanks.
[21:47] Fa
    ...she said!
[21:48] Kotone
    That's great!
[21:50] Rufuria & Rakira
    Yeah.
[21:51] Fa
    See you soon, dragon!
[21:54] Rufuria
    Next, it's finally...
[21:56] Kotone
    Time to see our new house!
[21:58] Rakira
    I hope it has a big kitchen!
[22:06] Kotone
    Wow!
[22:08] Kotone
    It's a nice house!
[22:11] Kotone
    We all get to live here together?! Wow!
[22:16] Kotone
    So fluffy!
[22:18] Fa
    So bouncy!
[22:19] Rufuria
    Don't break it. We just got here!
[22:22] Rakira
    The kitchen is amazing!
[22:24] Kotone
    Big windows, great view, and so many birds!
[22:29] Kotone
    A big garden with lots of flowers!
[22:31] Fa
    Lots!
[22:34] Kotone
    My dream to live in a nice
    house together is fulfilled!
[22:39] Rufuria
    I didn't think it was possible.
[22:42] Kotone
    Yeah!
[22:43] Rakira
    We didn't buy this, though.
[22:45] Kotone
    Right! But I'm still happy.
[22:48] Kotone
    Oh, could this be...
[22:52] Kotone
    God's help!
[22:54] Rufuria
    That could be part of it,
[22:56] Rufuria
    but I think the main contributor
    was your hard work.
[22:59] Rakira
    That's right.
[23:00] Fa
    Yeah!
[23:01] Kotone
    Oh, don't flatter me. Mwahaha.
[23:04] Rufuria
    You should stop saying "mwahaha."
[23:07] Kotone
    Oops, sorry.
[23:11] Rakira
    Is this our workplace?
[23:12] Fa
    Yeah.
[23:26] Kotone
    We're back to work starting tomorrow.
[23:29] Rufuria
    RPG Real Estate, Volcano Island Branch.
[23:32] Kotone
    Yeah!
[23:33] Kotone
    We are RPG Real Estate.
    We look forward to your continued support!