Season 1

E1 - The Case of the Metropolitan Serial Drownings

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SIGN    Investigation Division 1
SIGN    Clothes
    unrumpled
SIGN     No external
    injuries
[00:08] Amamiya
    There's been a fifth victim?!
[00:11] detective A
    Yes.
[00:12] detective B
    They're saying the MO is the same.
[00:15] Amamiya
    Expand the scope
    of the investigation.
[00:17] Amamiya
    Isshiki!
[00:18] Toto
    Yes, ma'am!
[00:21] Amamiya
    You can go home and sleep.
[00:23] Toto
    What?
[00:24] Toto
    Why? I can handle working
    through two nights in a row!
[00:27] Toto
    I can still do this!
[00:29] Amamiya
    Do not misunderstand me, Isshiki Totomaru.
[00:33] Amamiya
    Someone useless hanging around
    will only make this harder.
[00:38] veteran detective
    Now, now, Amamiya...
SIGN    General Affairs
SIGN    Planning
SIGN    Archives
SIGN    Processing
[00:43] Kiku
    You sure have it rough, eh?
[00:46] Kiku
    If you don't show some results soon,
[00:49] Kiku
    you might get kicked out
    of Investigation Division 1.
[00:51] Toto
    You think so too, Kiku-san?
[00:54] Kiku
    You've been fooled by a culprit
    and let them get away twice, haven't you?
[00:59] Toto
    Three times.
[00:59] Kiku
    And in going to a neighborhood
     to get statements after dark,
[01:02] Kiku
    you got the cops called on you.
[01:03] Toto
    I was just so caught up in it.
[01:06] Kiku
    That ridiculously earnest side of you
    that doesn't think about what comes next...
[01:10] Kiku
    I really like that about you.
[01:13] Kiku
    It doesn't make for a great detective, though.
[01:16] Toto
    I can't say I'm thrilled to hear that.
[01:20] Toto
    The citizens are terrified
    with these serial murders going on,
[01:23] Toto
    and all I can do is wait here on standby?
[01:26] Toto
    It's so hard to just sit here.
[01:28] Toto
    It's killing me.
[01:33] Kiku
    There are already five victims.
[01:36] Kiku
    And there haven't been any significant
    developments in the investigation.
[01:40] Kiku
    If Investigation Division 1
    is having this much trouble,
[01:44] Kiku
    then he's probably the only one
     who can crack this case.
[01:48] Toto
    What?
[01:49] Toto
    You know someone who can do it?
[01:50] Toto
    Who is it? Who is this guy?
[01:53] Kiku
    A certain sleuth.
[01:55] Toto
    A sleuth?
[01:57] Kiku
    Oh, he's no ordinary detective.
[02:01] Toto
    Huh?
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
[02:05] Toto
    This is the place?
[02:11] Kiku
    That's an old photo of him.
[02:13] Kiku
    Looks super slick, doesn't he?
[02:15] Kiku
    His personality's no different.
[02:19] Kiku
    He also manages an apartment building.
[02:22] Kiku
    Try stopping by there first.
[02:30] Toto
    Well, if Kiku-san thinks he's the only way...
[02:43] Toto
    If he's got this side job, does that mean
    his detective business isn't doing well?
SIGN    Building Manager
SIGN    Building Manager
[02:49] Toto
    Is this really gonna be okay?
[02:52] Ron
    Don't get your hopes up.
[02:54] Toto
    Huh?
[02:55] Toto
    What was that?
[02:57] Toto
    Am I hearing things?
[03:05] Ron
    Do it yourself.
[03:07] Toto
    Huh?
[03:08] Toto
    Are you talking to me? Might you have
    me confused with someone else?
[03:13] Toto
    I mean, I think you have the wrong person...
[03:16] Ron
    Is that the attitude you take
    when asking someone for a favor?!
[03:19] Ron
    Go back to the shrine and
    try petitioning the gods again!
[03:22] Toto
    How did you know that I—
[03:24] Ron
    Just go away. I have no business with you.
[03:28] Toto
    You have no business with me?
[03:31] Toto
    Excuse me, but I have business with you!
[03:35] Toto
    Kiku-san of the Metropolitan
    Police Department sent me here.
[03:53] Ron
    Kiku sent you?
[03:58] Toto
    Who are you?!
[04:00] Ron
    You're the one who came to visit me.
[04:02] Toto
    S-So you're Kamonohashi Ron-san?
[04:05] Ron
    Yeah.
[04:06] Toto
    With that messy mop
    looking like a wad of seaweed?
[04:09] Toto
    But you were so squeaky clean in the past...
[04:13] Toto
    Your eyes are so dead now!
    They don't reflect the light at all!
[04:16] Toto
    Come on! Even a dead fish's eyes do that!
[04:18] Ron
    Are you just not satisfied unless you say
    every last thing that comes into your head?
[04:23] Toto
    I'm sorry.
[04:24] Ron
    Honestly... Kiku's always
    meddling in my affairs.
[04:27] Toto
    U-Um, may I ask how you and
    Kiku-san know each other?
[04:34] Toto
    Is it dead?
[04:35] Ron
    It's asleep.
[04:36] Ron
    Kiku's son and I went to school together,
     so he's looked after me.
[04:39] Ron
    Kiku sent me that, too.
[04:42] Ron
    He thinks I spend every day crying, you see.
[04:46] Ron
    Not that he's wrong...
[04:50] Toto
    Are you all right?!
[04:52] Toto
    Wait, the floor is covered in cushions?
[04:54] Ron
    I call it my Floor of Indolence.
[04:57] Ron
    It knows my daily routine
    of despair and boredom.
[05:07] Toto
    Th-This place is pretty austere, huh?
[05:10] Ron
    I don't get TV or internet.
[05:13] Toto
    What? What about a computer or cell phone?
[05:15] Ron
    I've cut off all
    information from the outside.
[05:18] Ron
    Nothing good comes from it.
[05:20] Toto
    It doesn't?
[05:21] Ron
    Do you see now?
[05:23] Ron
    How wretched and withdrawn I am?
[05:25] Toto
    Yes, I'm getting that vibe.
[05:26] Ron
    I've hit the depths of despair.
[05:28] Toto
    Rock bottom, you mean?
[05:29] Ron
    But for some reason, I don't want to say it.
[05:31] Toto
    Then... don't?
[05:34] Toto
    This guy... He's a piece of work.
[05:37] Ron
    I'm a hunk of junk, frozen in time.
[05:40] Ron
    You should go. Give Kiku my regards.
[05:43] Toto
    I-I can't have that!
    I came to ask you for—
[05:46] Ron
    I refuse.
[05:47] Toto
    I haven't asked anything yet.
[05:49] Ron
    You're not the first.
[05:51] Toto
    What?
[05:52] Ron
    Kiku has sent others to be my partner.
[05:55] Ron
    Young, brilliant officers
    only interested in promotions.
[05:58] Ron
    He's sent a number of them my way.
[06:00] Ron
    I turn them all away after
    knocking them down a peg, though.
[06:03] Ron
    Seems he really wants
    to help me make a comeback,
[06:06] Ron
    even though he knows better than
    anyone that I'm not sleuthing anymore.
[06:10] Toto
    What? You're not a detective anymore?
[06:13] Ron
    What, he didn't tell you?
[06:15] Toto
    But... I came here because Kiku-san
    told me to consult you about a case.
[06:21] Toto
    You must've heard about it, right?
    Those serial murders in the city—
[06:24] Toto
    What the? In the city—
[06:27] Toto
    In the—
[06:29] Toto
    What's with you?
    I'm trying to talk, so—
[06:31] Ron
    That's fine.
    I'm trying to keep you from talking.
[06:34] Toto
    What?
[06:35] Ron
    I told you I'm not sleuthing, didn't I?
[06:38] Ron
    I want absolutely nothing to do
    with unsolved cases and their ilk.
[06:42] Toto
    What does that mean?
    You could at least listen.
[06:44] Ron
    I emphatically refuse.
[06:46] Toto
    People's lives are on the line here!
[06:48] Ron
    Not my problem.
[06:52] Toto
    What is wrong with him?
[06:54] Toto
    There's no way this guy
    could deduce anything.
[06:59] Toto
    Fine. I feel bad for Kiku-san,
    but I'm not asking for your help.
[07:02] Ron
    Yes, that's for the best.
[07:04] Ron
    Petitioning the gods suits you better anyway.
[07:08] Toto
    Come to think of it,
    how did you know I'd been to a shrine?
[07:11] Ron
    Simple.
[07:13] Ron
    The pine pollen on your shoulder.
[07:16] Ron
    Around here, the only place you'd pick that up
[07:18] Ron
    is walking down the path at Wakana Shrine.
[07:20] Ron
    Plus, there's the unopened can
    of coffee in your left pocket
[07:24] Ron
    and the jangling of small change
    from your right pocket.
[07:27] Ron
    I can tell you broke a bill
    in order to offer a coin there.
[07:32] Toto
    That's all totally correct...
[07:33] Toto
    Incredible!
[07:35] Toto
    As boorish and bratty as you are,
    those were amazing deductions!
[07:38] Ron
    Saying whatever you think without hesitation
[07:41] Ron
    is a sign of overreliance on others.
[07:43] Ron
    Also, walking the far sides of the shrine path
    is a proper bit of etiquette
[07:47] Ron
    you must have learned growing up.
[07:49] Ron
    I therefore presume
    you were raised by your grandparents.
[07:53] Ron
    Am I wrong?
[07:56] Ron
    Given your carefree disposition,
[07:58] Ron
    you're worried Investigation Division 1
    might give you the boot,
[08:01] Ron
    so you came here looking for help, right?
[08:03] Toto
    Urk!
[08:05] Toto
    You're right... But that's only
    30 percent of what I'm feeling.
[08:09] Ron
    Is it really only 30 percent?
[08:11] Ron
    The real mystery here is...
[08:13] Ron
    Kiku knew I wouldn't work with
    you for reasons like that,
[08:13] Toto
    He's just like Kiku-san said...
[08:16] Ron
    so why would he send me
    a third-rate detective like you?
[08:17] Toto
    He really might be able to catch the culprit!
[08:20] Ron
    You're not having an internal monologue.
    You're just talking to yourself, dolt.
[08:24] Ron
    I won't help you, so please, just leave.
[08:26] Toto
    Please! Lend me your abilities,
    Kamonohashi Ron!
[08:29] Ron
    I refuse.
[08:30] Toto
    Don't say that!
[08:31] Ron
    I refuse.
[08:34] Toto
    Now it's come to this.
    Even if I have to force him...
[08:37] Toto
    It's a serial murder case
    that no one can solve!
[08:40] Toto
    The first victim was killed nine months ago!
[08:45] Toto
    Huh?
[08:46] Toto
    Earplugs?!
[08:47] Toto
    Just how warped are you?
[08:50] Toto
    I won't stand for this!
[08:51] Ron
    Go away.
[08:53] Toto
    Please listen!
    It's a terribly frightening case!
[08:54] Ron
    Stop it!
[08:58] Toto
    It's from my boss.
[08:58] Ron
    Don't talk about your job here!
SIGN    Amamiya
SIGN    Remind me
SIGN    Slide to answer
[09:05] Amamiya
    There's been a sixth victim!
[09:08] Amamiya
    Move out ASAP, Isshiki!
[09:10] Amamiya
    Isshiki? Isshiki Totomaru?
[09:13] Toto
    Yes, I'm here!
[09:14] Amamiya
    A body was discovered
    in Kazahana Park in Shibuya.
[09:17] Amamiya
    You're the closest,
    so get there as fast as you can!
[09:19] Toto
    Understood.
[09:22] Toto
    This is bad.
[09:24] Toto
    I'm sorry! I have to go!
[09:26] Toto
    H-Hey, what's wrong?
[09:29] Ron
    This is why I told you I wouldn't hear it...
[09:34] Ron
    Once I learn about a case,
    I can't hold myself back any longer.
[09:39] Toto
    What?
[09:41] Ron
    But I can't be allowed to sleuth anymore...
[09:44] Ron
    That's why I distanced myself.
[09:46] Toto
    Huh? You mean you want to be a detective?
[09:48] Ron
    Of course I do!
[09:50] Ron
    Unraveling mysteries and solving cases
    is what gives meaning to my life.
[09:54] Ron
    Not being able to makes me
    feel like I'm going to go insane.
[09:57] Toto
    That's why you said you're
    in the depths of despair...
[10:00] Toto
    And that's why you cut off all
     outside information from the TV and internet.
[10:03] Ron
    That's not all.
[10:05] Ron
    So as not to cross any kind of case,
[10:07] Ron
    I've avoided people and lived as a hermit
    by being a day sleeper. But now...
[10:14] Toto
    You went that far just to...
[10:15] Ron
    I have a fatal flaw as a detective.
[10:20] Toto
    A flaw?
[10:22] Ron
    A truly troublesome one.
    One that no doctor has been able to fix.
[10:25] Toto
    Could it be... Are you sick?
[10:28] Ron
    You could say that.
[10:32] Toto
    So the reason he confines himself to this
    soft floor is because his body is weak?
[10:37] Toto
    He actually wants to be a detective,
[10:40] Toto
    but he lives like this because he's sick.
[10:43] Ron
    If you get it now, then leave!
[10:44] Ron
    If I take sleeping pills to knock me out
    for three days, it'll be fine!
[10:47] Toto
    No.
[10:48] Toto
    I'm taking you with me.
[10:51] Toto
    I'll be your support!
[10:56] Ron
    Th-Thanks, but I'm not interested
     in the trouble.
[10:58] Toto
    Why waste your talents?
[11:01] Toto
    What could be more important
    than human lives at stake?
[11:04] Toto
    Right now, I can't think of anything
[11:06] Toto
    that should come before
     stopping a serial killer!
[11:10] Ron
    Th-That's not the issue here.
[11:12] Toto
    Please trust me.
[11:14] Toto
    I promise I'll back you up
     however you need me!
[11:23] Ron
    You pure, naïve fool.
[11:24] Toto
    Fool?!
[11:27] Ron
    So be it. I'll help you.
[11:31] Toto
    You mean...
[11:32] Ron
    But listen well.
[11:33] Ron
    No matter what,
    don't take your eyes off me.
[11:37] Toto
    You got it.
[11:38] Toto
    If you start feeling sick,
    I'll push you in a wheelchair.
[11:41] Ron
    What are you talking about?
[11:43] Toto
    What do you mean?
[11:45] Ron
    Whatever.
[11:49] Ron
    We're running all the way
    to the crime scene...
[11:51] Ron
    Isshiki Totomaru.
SIGN    #01 The Case of the Metropolitan Serial Drownings
SIGN    Kazahana Park
[12:03] Toto
    You've sure got stamina...
[12:05] Toto
    Have you really been a hermit for years?
[12:08] Ron
    Yeah, I have.
[12:10] Ron
    I got bored, so I remodeled
    an empty room into a gym.
[12:13] Ron
    I train four hours every day.
[12:15] Toto
    Are you some kind of athlete?
[12:16] officer A
    Detective Isshiki!
[12:22] officer A
    This way.
[12:26] officer A
    According to the victim's business card,
    he's a private investment broker.
[12:29] officer A
    His name's Okamasa, and he had
    a ticket for a business party last night.
[12:32] officer A
    No one reported seeing him at the event.
[12:35] officer A
    Let's see... None of his other
    personal belongings stood out.
[12:42] Ron
    Don't mind me.
[12:43] Toto
    Hey!
[12:43] officer A
    What are you doing?!
[12:46] Ron
    I will avenge you.
[12:48] Toto
    Kamonohashi-san?
[12:50] Ron
    You're a mysterious corpse, aren't you?
[12:53] Ron
    Drowning in a place like this...
[12:56] Ron
    Why did you hand over your
    valuables without a fight?
[13:02] officer A
    Isshiki-san, did you tell him
    about how we found the other victims?
[13:06] Toto
    No.
[13:07] Ron
    Corpses want to talk.
[13:11] Ron
    The white froth on his mouth
    indicates the possibility of drowning.
[13:15] Ron
    It doesn't look like his clothes are disturbed
    or there was any struggle.
[13:18] Ron
    This nice suit says
    he's doing well for himself.
[13:21] Ron
    Based on his tan line,
    I can tell his watch was stolen.
[13:25] Ron
    And determining his identity
    with a business card...
[13:27] Ron
    means his wallet, containing his ID,
     was also stolen.
[13:31] officer A
    I see.
[13:32] Toto
    You're exactly right.
[13:34] Toto
    Over the last nine months,
    five people have been killed
[13:36] Toto
    at irregular intervals with this exact MO.
[13:38] Toto
    All their valuables were stolen.
[13:40] Toto
    They had no external injuries.
[13:41] Toto
    Testing revealed no alcohol
    or drugs in their systems.
[13:45] Toto
    And they were all found drowned
    in places with no water.
[13:47] Toto
    It's like magic. It's unreal!
[13:51] Ron
    Any connections between the vics?
[13:53] Toto
    Nothing significant other
    than that they were all men.
[13:58] Toto
    This map shows where
    the five of them were last seen
[14:02] Toto
    and where we believe they were all going.
[14:05] Ron
    A date, a celebration, a class reunion,
    a wedding, and a birthday party, huh?
[14:09] Toto
    All over the place, right?
[14:11] Ron
    If you work out the overlap here,
    you can narrow down your search area.
[14:15] Ron
    That'll be where they all
    ran into the culprit.
[14:17] Toto
    But there's nowhere in that zone
    with enough water to drown in.
[14:22] Toto
    Is there even anywhere you can drown
    a grown man without him putting up a fight?
[14:35] Ron
    There is.
[14:37] Ron
    I know a great place for it.
[14:38] Toto
    Huh?
[14:39] Ron
    Even after a five-year hiatus,
    I haven't gotten rusty at all!
[14:43] Toto
    What?
[14:44] Ron
    I feel bad for you, but I'm glad to be alive!
[14:47] Ron
    I'm so blessed to be detective!
[14:49] Toto
    That's so inappropriate!
[14:51] Ron
    This is my style.
[14:53] Ron
    Treat them with respect and kindness,
    and the dead will open their hearts to you.
[14:58] Toto
    Y-You mean that metaphorically, right?
[15:04] Ron
    Now, let's be off.
[15:06] Toto
    Off? To where?
[15:07] Ron
    To arrest the culprit, of course.
[15:10] Toto
    You already know who it is?
[15:12] Ron
    Yes.
[15:13] Toto
    The police investigated for nine months
    and couldn't crack this, you know?
[15:16] Ron
    That's why you came to me, isn't it, Toto?
[15:18] Toto
    Well, yeah, but...
    it's been, like, three minutes.
[15:22] Toto
    Wait, huh? "Toto"?
[15:23] Ron
    "Totomaru" is just too long.
[15:26] Ron
    "A" or "B" would be fine,
    but let's go with "Toto."
[15:30] Ron
    First things first, Toto,
    take out some cash for me.
[15:33] Toto
    What kind of con is this?
[15:34] Ron
    Kamo, kamo, kamo, kamo, kamo...
[15:39] Toto
    And now he's singing some weird song.
[15:41] officer A
    That man seems like bad news.
[15:43] Toto
    Y-Yeah.
[15:45] Toto
    Should I really be following him?
[15:53] Ron
    You look great!
[15:55] Ron
    The tacky, expensive get-up really suits you.
[15:57] Toto
    Hang on! Why are you making me wear this?
[16:00] Toto
    And why am I paying for it?
[16:01] Ron
    An undercover investigation.
[16:03] Toto
    My usual suit isn't good enough?
[16:05] Ron
    Not for dressing up as a wealthy man.
[16:07] Ron
    You can't contain your
    mediocre police officer aura.
[16:11] Ron
    Now, next we have to do something
    about that messy head of hair.
[16:15] Toto
    Look in a mirror and say that again!
[16:29] Ron
    Let's go with this place.
[16:31] Toto
    I've worked two nights in a row,
    so I'm definitely going to fall asleep.
[16:34] Ron
    Really?
[16:35] Ron
    In this age,
    I didn't think any idiot other than me
[16:38] Ron
    would go two nights without sleep.
[16:40] Ron
    I didn't peg you for the type.
[16:42] Ron
    This'll be fun. You should stay awake.
[16:44] Toto
    The way you think is so chaotic!
[16:46] Toto
    Should I really be doing
    what this guy tells me to?
SIGN    Walk-Ins Very Welcome
SIGN    Raptor Academy
[16:54] barber
    Welcome!
[16:56] Toto
    H-Hello.
[16:58] barber
    Are you in a hurry?
[16:59] Toto
    No. Um, I'm trying to
    change my image a little.
[17:02] barber
    Of course. I totally understand.
[17:04] barber
    Let me take your coat.
[17:07] barber
    Right this way, please.
[17:12] girl A
    Wanna come over today?
[17:13] Ron
    Drinking black sugar syrup outside
    makes it taste so good!
[17:14] girl A
    What? Really? I'd love to!
[17:16] girl A
    What was that?
[17:17] girl B
    Best to pretend we didn't see anything.
[17:21] barber
    Really? So you're good with stocks, are you?
[17:24] barber
    That's impressive.
[17:26] barber
    Now, we'll start with a shampoo.
    Come up to the basin.
[17:29] Toto
    All right.
[17:43] barber
    Sir?
[18:09] Ron
    That's as far as you go...
[18:16] Ron
    Mr. Killer Barber.
[18:20] barber
    What?!
[18:22] barber
    H-How did you...
[18:24] Ron
    Opening locks is a special interest of mine.
[18:32] barber
    What?! This can't be!
[18:34] Toto
    What's going on?
[18:35] Toto
    I held my breath for a minute
    during the shampoo like you said,
[18:38] Toto
    so I couldn't say anything.
[18:40] Toto
    But what on earth is going on here?!
[18:43] Ron
    You were about to be murdered
    in a way only a barber could pull off.
[18:47] Toto
    What?
[18:49] Ron
    How is it that none of the victims
    showed drugs in their systems,
[18:52] Ron
    yet not a one of them put up a fight?
[18:55] Ron
    The secret lies in that shampoo station.
[18:59] Ron
    The shampoo station was filled...
[19:01] Ron
    with oxygen-deficient air.
[19:02] Toto
    Oxygen-deficient air?
[19:04] Ron
    Air with an oxygen saturation below 18.
[19:09] Ron
    If a person takes a single breath of air
    when it's less than 10, they faint.
[19:14] Ron
    Pouring hot water over dry ice to generate
    carbon dioxide would accomplish that.
[19:19] Toto
    S-So if I had breathed that in,
    then the water filling the basin would've...
[19:23] Ron
    You'd have drowned.
[19:27] Toto
    But how did you know it was a barber?
[19:29] Toto
    Why this shop?
[19:30] Ron
    The victims were all men
    whose hair was growing out.
[19:33] Ron
    Many of them were showing
    undyed roots at their hairlines.
[19:36] Ron
    So if they all had big events lined up
    like parties and reunions
[19:39] Ron
    that they'd naturally want to look good for,
    it only makes sense
[19:43] Ron
    to hit up a salon or a barber, right?
[19:46] Ron
    And given the oxygen-deficient air trick,
[19:48] Ron
    the head-first shampooing station
    at a barber's is likely bet.
[19:51] Ron
    From those clues, I figured it'd be
    a shop targeting new customers,
[19:54] Ron
    so I focused on places in the
    victims' overlapping areas of movement
[19:57] Ron
    that accepted walk-ins.
SIGN    Walk-Ins Very Welcome
[19:59] Ron
    The scene of the crime also had to be
[20:01] Ron
    somewhere people couldn't
    see in from the outside
[20:03] Ron
    and somewhere you could get
    dry ice nearby.
[20:06] Ron
    This place fit all the criteria.
[20:08] Toto
    I see. But what if the victims had told
    people they were going to a barber?
[20:12] Ron
    The profession lends itself
    to chatting up clients.
[20:15] Ron
    Whether a customer lives alone,
    if they had plans to come...
[20:18] Ron
    A barber could learn that all
    straight from the horse's mouth.
[20:22] Ron
    To use that against the culprit,
    I had you dress in expensive clothes
[20:26] Ron
    and tell a story about hitting it big in stocks.
[20:28] Ron
    I made you play exactly the kind of
    wealthy walk-in our culprit prefers.
[20:32] Ron
    He bought it hook, line, and sinker.
[20:36] Ron
    Every detail of the trick
    being put into practice
[20:38] Ron
    was recorded on Detective Isshiki's phone.
[20:41] barber
    You're cops? Crap!
[20:48] Toto
    Stop!
[20:57] Ron
    I went ahead and locked it.
[20:59] Toto
    Stop resisting! It's no use!
[21:01] barber
    Damn it!
[21:04] Toto
    Why did you kill six people?
[21:06] barber
    What? You want to know why?
[21:08] barber
    Money! It was the money. What else?
[21:12] Toto
    Y-You'd really kill six
    people just for the money?
[21:15] barber
    It was so easy.
    And I don't feel the least bit guilty.
[21:19] barber
    Rich people preyed on me first.
[21:21] barber
    The debt I'm in from stocks...
[21:22] barber
    Do you have any idea what they've done to me?!
[21:24] Toto
    Stocks?
[21:26] Toto
    This is all over a simple grudge?
[21:28] Toto
    That was the reason you—
[21:29] barber
    Shut up!
[21:30] barber
    You have no idea what it's like
     to be someone pressured every day to—
[21:32] Ron
    Jump.
[21:33] barber & Toto
    Huh?
[21:34] Ron
    Jump from here.
[21:36] barber
    What?
[21:37] Ron
    Someone who devalues the lives of others
[21:40] Ron
    has no right to keep living in this world.
[21:45] Toto
    Hey! What are you on about?
[21:46] Ron
    Jump.
[21:47] Toto
    I thought you just wanted
    to solve the mystery!
[21:49] barber
    Jump?
[21:53] barber
    Yes...
[21:54] Toto
    Okay, now you're following
    instructions too well!
[21:56] Toto
    You might be joking around,
    but there're folks who'll take you seriously.
[21:59] barber
    Jump from here...
[22:02] Toto
    Pressuring him so irresponsibly is just...
[22:07] Toto
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[22:17] Ron
    What did I do?
[22:19] Ron
    Toto, where's the culprit?
[22:20] Toto
    He just jumped because of you!
[22:25] Ron
    I've done it again...
[22:27] Ron
    I should've stuck to my guns.
    I never should've trusted anyone else.
[22:31] Ron
    I have no right to be a detect—
[22:32] Toto
    Stop muttering and give me a hand!
[22:39] barber
    Help me!
[22:41] Ron
    The culprit is alive?
[22:43] Ron
    Did you save him?
[22:45] Toto
    You can see that, can't you?!
[22:47] Ron
    Can he be saved by such a foolish detective?
[22:50] Ron
    Without any hesitation whatsoever,
    he put his own life on the line to...
[22:54] Ron
    No, it's the opposite!
[22:56] Ron
    He's a pure, naïve fool!
[22:58] Ron
    His body reacts before reason kicks in!
[23:00] Toto
    Hey! Stop dissing me and help!
[23:03] Toto
    Kamonohashi... Hey, Ron!
[23:13] Ron
    In the style of a bungee jump.
[23:14] crowd
    Look at that!
[23:15] crowd
    There are people dangling up there!
[23:18] Ron
    I've changed my mind!
[23:19] Ron
    I feel infinite possibilities here, Toto!
[23:22] Toto
    What?!
[23:22] Ron
    Thanks to you, I've had a brilliant idea!
[23:25] Toto
    What?
[23:25] crowd
    This is terrible!
[23:26] crowd
    Someone call the police!
[23:27] Toto
    Just hurry and pull me up, please!
[23:29] Toto
    Ron!
[23:34] Toto
    What?!
[23:36] Toto
    You never told me that your "flaw"
    is a sickness where you kill the culprit!
[23:39] Ron
    I have no conscious memory of doing so.
[23:42] Ron
    Apparently, I always pressure
    the culprits to death.
[23:44] Ron
    When I come back to my senses,
    it's too late.
[23:46] Ron
    That's why my solved case rate is 100 percent,
[23:50] Ron
    but my arrest rate is 0 percent.
[23:53] Toto
    That's awful! That's just too terrible!
[23:55] Ron
    That's why I was forbidden
    to act as a detective
[23:57] Ron
    and why I cut myself off from cases.
[23:59] Toto
    Good call!
[24:00] Ron
    But at last, you've broken
    my disgraceful streak.
[24:05] Ron
    The mystery of why Kiku sent you to me...
[24:09] Ron
    This has to be the answer.
[24:11] Toto
    What?
[24:11] Ron
    I don't need some
    brilliant partner at my side.
[24:15] Ron
    I need a pure, naïve fool.
[24:16] Toto
    And that fool is me?
[24:19] Toto
    I'm your partner?
[24:21] Ron
    Every case you stumble upon...
[24:23] Ron
    Bring them all to me.
[24:27] Ron
    Don't worry.
[24:28] Ron
    I'll assume responsibility
    for that brain of yours.
[24:30] Ron
    You follow, Toto?
[24:33] Ron
    Starting today, you are a great detective!

E2 - The Case of the Locked-Room Piggy Bank Theft

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[00:08] (Flashback) student A
    He cracked the case?!
[00:12] (Flashback) student B
    This murder was a cold case...
[00:14] (Flashback) student C
    People said it would never be solved.
[00:16] (Flashback) student D
    That new student's unbelievable.
    The greatest the school has ever seen!
[00:20] (Flashback) student E
    Does he understand how criminals think?
[00:24] (Flashback) teacher
    Once you graduate, it could be the end
    of unsolved cases around the world...
[00:31] (Flashback) teacher
    Kamonohashi Ron!
[00:34] (Flashback) Ron
    I'm flattered by your praise.
[00:36] (Flashback) Ron
    Using such peerless abilities
    to devote myself to becoming a detective
[00:44] (Flashback) Ron
    is my life's calling.
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    #02 The Case of the Locked-Room Piggy Bank Theft
SIGN    Building Manager
[02:20] Toto
    I wonder if he's home.
[02:24] Ron
    Is it a locked room?! A suspicious death?!
[02:29] Toto
    Ow...
[02:31] Ron
    Heya, Toto.
[02:33] Toto
    Kiku-san asked me to come check on you.
[02:36] Toto
    I see you're alive and well.
[02:38] Ron
    Did you think I'd been offed or something?
[02:40] Ron
    So, have you brought me a case
    that will set my heart dancing?
[02:48] Toto
    No. I haven't.
[02:56] Toto
    The Floor of Indolence has taken him!
[02:58] Ron
    Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble...
[03:00] Toto
    Huh? Stop mumbling and just speak up already.
[03:03] Ron
    You're completely useless!
[03:04] Toto
    Okay, I'd rather you
    say that softer after all!
[03:07] Ron
    You're wasting my overflowing passion
    for solving mysteries
[03:10] Ron
    and the greatest talent BLUE's ever seen.
[03:14] Toto
    "Blue"?
[03:16] Ron
    BLUE is the world's preeminent
    detective training academy.
[03:20] Ron
    One hundred percent
    of the best detectives are alumni.
[03:24] Toto
    That'd be all of them!
[03:26] Ron
    And of the lot, I had the top scores.
[03:29] Ron
    They said I was the greatest
    genius to ever grace the school.
[03:32] Toto
    What? That's incredible.
[03:35] Ron
    But...
[03:39] Ron
    during a practical exercise,
    all of the suspects I went after died,
[03:43] Ron
    which put me under suspicion.
[03:44] Ron
    I was expelled from BLUE and barred
    from obtaining a detective's license.
[03:51] Ron
    I'm forbidden even from sleuthing.
[03:54] Toto
    What's a detective's license?
[03:56] Ron
    The passport you need
    to solve the toughest mysteries.
[04:00] Ron
    Without it, I'm not permitted
    access to any case.
[04:04] Ron
    If I break the rules,
    BLUE will punish me with death.
[04:08] Toto
    Death?!
[04:10] Toto
    Wait... you were sleuthing
    on that last case, weren't you?
[04:13] Ron
    That was unavoidable.
[04:15] Ron
    But from now on, on the surface,
    you'll be doing the sleuthing,
[04:18] Ron
    while I control you from behind the scenes.
[04:21] Toto
    So that's why you said, "Starting today,
    you are a great detective!"
[04:25] Ron
    You've got nothing better to do, right?
[04:26] Toto
    No... but I don't like the sound
    of being controlled.
[04:30] Ron
    Sorry. Poor choice of words.
[04:33] Ron
    You're my puppet.
[04:34] Toto
    What are you, the devil?!
[04:36] Ron
    Don't be so uptight.
[04:37] Ron
    I'll conceal my identity,
    come with you to crime scenes,
[04:41] Ron
    and give you instructions. That's all.
[04:45] Toto
    So why not just give me
    instructions over the phone?
[04:48] Ron
    No. I want to pay my respects to the dead
    and meet them for myself.
[04:52] Toto
    There he goes again, not listening...
[04:55] Toto
    I don't think that's happening.
[04:57] Ron
    Yes, it is! As long as
     you're bringing me cases!
[05:01] Toto
    Talk about unreasonable!
[05:03] Toto
    Look, I'd love to be on a big case too,
    but Amamiya-senpai decides the assignments.
[05:09] Ron
    Amamiya-senpai?
[05:13] Ron
    Hmm...
[05:14] Ron
    She's beautiful, isn't she?
[05:15] Ron
    I can see why she's got fans at the station.
[05:19] Ron
    Since you're in this picture,
    you aren't the one who took it.
[05:23] Ron
    The reason neither of you are looking
    at the camera is that it was taken in secret.
[05:30] Toto
    You're right.
[05:31] Toto
    A coworker who says he wants Amamiya-senpai
     to step on him sent it to me.
[05:35] Ron
    He's got good taste.
[05:36] Ron
    Unlike you, who gets shrill
    every time you talk about her.
[05:40] Toto
    That's because she's scary.
[05:43] Toto
    Just today...
SIGN    Investigation Division 1
[05:45] (Flashback) detective C
    Amamiya-san!
[05:47] (Flashback) detective C
    A body was found on the riverbank!
[05:49] (Flashback) detective C
    It's a male in his twenties
    with a head injury.
[05:52] (Flashback) detective C
    They're sending a photo.
[05:57] (Flashback) Amamiya
    This could have been foul play.
[06:00] (Flashback) Amamiya
    We're heading to the scene!
[06:01] (Flashback) detective A; D
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:02] (Flashback) Toto
    Amamiya-senpai!
[06:03] (Flashback) Toto
    Please take me too!
[06:05] (Flashback) Amamiya
    No. I have much more fitting work for you.
[06:08] (Flashback) Amamiya
    Here.
[06:09] (Flashback) Toto
    Huh?
[06:10] (Flashback) Toto
    What's this?
[06:14] (Flashback) Amamiya
    Wha-bam!
SIGN    Isshiki
[06:19] (Flashback) Amamiya
    Don't slack off, now.
[06:20] (Flashback) Toto
    Ma'am!
[06:23] Toto
    That's how it went.
[06:25] Ron
    It's incredible that you have a file
    with work just for you, isn't it?
[06:29] Toto
    Except they're all odd jobs
    or low-priority cases.
[06:33] Toto
    People secretly call it the trash bin.
[06:35] Ron
    One day, you'll have the last laugh.
[06:39] Ron
    One day, the trash man will
    rule over all of humanity.
[06:41] Toto
    I will not! You suck at being comforting!
[06:43] Ron
    So, what's today's trash?
[06:46] Toto
    Hey.
[06:47] Toto
    There was a report about
    missing money from a piggy bank.
[06:51] Toto
    It ended up at Division 1
    by some mistake or other.
[06:54] Ron
    A piggy bank?
[06:55] Toto
    It's what you might call
    an utterly impossible crime,
[06:59] Toto
    but you don't seem like you'd be
    interested in the theft of small change.
[07:12] Ron
    Let's go, Toto.
[07:13] Toto
    I have so many questions!
[07:15] Toto
    What is that? A-A disguise?
[07:17] Toto
    What's gotten into you?
[07:19] Ron
    Solving cases everyone else has abandoned...
[07:22] Ron
    That duty falls to me,
    the most talented man in BLUE's history.
[07:26] Ron
    Now, let's go.
[07:27] Toto
    H-Hey! Hang on!
[07:30] Toto
    Whoa, that was close!
[07:35] Toto
    Is it dead?
[07:36] Ron
    It's sleeping.
[07:43] little sister
    Yes?
[07:45] little sister
    Oh.
[07:46] Toto
    Hello. My name's Isshiki.
    I'm with the police.
[07:49] Ron
    And I'm Kanetamaru Kamoo
    with Piggy Bank Emergency Services.
[07:53] little sister
    P-Please, come in.
[07:55] Toto
    Why do you sound like a money collector?
[07:57] Ron
    Names and natures often agree, right?
[07:59] Toto
    This one's on the nose!
[08:00] Toto
    If you're found out, you're a dead man!
    Pick a normal name.
[08:04] Ron
    Oh?
[08:05] Ron
    What's this?
[08:08] Ron
    This must be the piggy bank
    we've heard tell of.
[08:10] Toto
    Kanetamaru!
[08:11] little sister
    That's a suitcase.
[08:13] Ron
    No wonder it's so large. Is it yours?
[08:16] Little sister
    It's my big sister's.
    She just returned home.
[08:18] Toto
    It's just the two of you living here, right?
[08:20] Toto
    And the lightened piggy bank would be...
[08:22] little sister
    In the living room.
[08:25] Ron
    Th-This is...
[08:28] Ron
    This is the hit piggy bank
    with a rubber valve
[08:30] Ron
    from which it is completely
    impossible to remove coins!
[08:33] Ron
    The Impregnable Pig!
[08:35] Toto
    How do you know all that?
[08:37] Ron
    I just used your phone to look it up.
[08:39] Toto
    Don't use it without asking!
[08:40] Ron
    Pink was the popular color,
    but this one is yellow.
[08:44] little sister
    That's right.
[08:45] little sister
    It was all the local general store had left.
[08:48] little sister
    And it was cheap, so...
[08:49] Toto
    Now then, the day before yesterday,
    were both you and your sister out?
[08:53] little sister
    Yes. I noticed it was lighter
    yesterday after I got home.
[08:58] Toto
    Do you have any idea what happened?
[09:00] little sister
    Well...
[09:01] Ron
    Ow!
[09:02] Ron
    My mustache got caught!
[09:04] Toto
    When'd you grow that?!
[09:05] little sister
    That's my sister's jewelry.
[09:10] Ron
    Got one in your pocket
    and you gotta put it on, right?
[09:12] Toto
    Wrong! Did you come
    just to get in the way?!
[09:15] Ron
    Say, Toto, why do you think
    the thief didn't steal the jewelry?
[09:18] Ron
    I see the question's written on your face.
[09:20] Toto
    Huh?
[09:21] Toto
    Wait, that's a good point. How weird.
[09:25] little sister
    Speaking of weird, we've gotten
    a lot of silent phone calls lately.
[09:28] Toto
    S-Silent phone calls?
[09:30] little sister
    It's unsettling, so I made sure
    to lock up tight the day before yesterday.
[09:35] Ron
    That makes the answer clear.
[09:38] Toto
    Did you figure something out?
[09:41] Ron
    I give up.
[09:42] Toto
    What?!
[09:43] Ron
    An impregnable piggy bank in a locked house...
[09:46] Ron
    Pilfering money from there
     is truly an utterly impossible crime.
[09:50] Toto
    Didn't you say solving
    overlooked cases was your duty?
[09:53] Toto
    Hang on. A-Are you drinking
    undiluted black sugar syrup?
SIGN    Black Sugar Syrup
SIGN    The Most Delicious
[09:57] older sister
    I'm home!
[09:59] little sister
    That's my sister!
[10:05] older sister
    The day before yesterday, I was helping
     our parents and stayed at their house.
[10:08] older sister
    I came back yesterday.
[10:11] older sister
    And when my little sister got home...
[10:14] little sister
    I noticed it was lighter when I picked it up
     to put some change in.
[10:18] older sister
    I think she's just imagining it, but...
[10:21] Ron
    Imagining it?
[10:23] Toto
    No new information, huh? This is a problem.
[10:27] Ron
    Why not leave it at that?
    Just a trick of the mind.
[10:30] Toto
    Hey, don't toss the whole investigation!
[10:32] little sister
    I'm not imagining things!
[10:34] little sister
    This pig was as heavy as an iron statue!
[10:45] Ron
    Nice, younger sister.
[10:47] Ron
    That's what I wanted to hear.
[10:50] older sister
    What?
[10:51] Ron
    If that's case, let's break the piggy bank.
[10:54] Toto
    Your Japanese isn't making sense!
[10:56] older sister
    I don't mind, but...
[10:58] little sister
    All right.
[11:04] little sister
    I still think there's less than before.
[11:06] Toto
    But there's no way to be certain.
[11:09] Ron
    Whoa there. Please don't touch those.
[11:11] Ron
    Toto is going to send them
    to forensics for fingerprinting.
[11:15] Ron
    I'm going for a walk, so let's meet up later.
[11:18] Toto
    What?!
[11:24] Toto
    There you are!
[11:28] Ron
    You're late, Toto.
[11:29] Toto
    I ran all the way here!
[11:31] Toto
    Why are we out here anyway?
[11:36] Toto
    Do we have the forensics results?
[11:39] Toto
    Huh? The younger sister's fingerprints
    weren't on any of the coins?
[11:43] Ron
    I knew it.
[11:45] Toto
    You knew that?
[11:51] Toto
    Is that...
[11:54] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai!
[11:59] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai! What are you doing here?
[12:03] Amamiya
    Inspecting the corpse.
[12:04] Amamiya
    I told you this morning not to come, didn't I?
[12:07] Ron
    Is that the body there?
[12:09] Toto
    Hey, wait! You can't just go in like...
[12:11] Amamiya
    Who is that?
[12:12] Toto
    H-He's a f-friend.
[12:14] Ron
    Amamiya-kun.
[12:16] Ron
    What if Isshiki Totomaru
    solves this murder case?
[12:22] Amamiya
    What kind of joke is that?
[12:23] Toto
    Who knows? He's always such a prankster!
[12:28] Amamiya
    If you screw this up and fail to put
    this expression on my face, you're fired, okay?
[12:33] Toto
    Fired?!
[12:41] Ron
    So, we finally meet.
[12:43] forensics
    Who are you?!
[12:45] Ron
    I will avenge you.
[12:48] Toto
    Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
[12:50] Ron
    Everything's in place.
[12:52] Toto
    What?
[12:55] Ron
    Detective Isshiki.
[12:56] Toto
    Huh?
[12:57] Ron
    You're up.
[13:07] Toto
    Thank you for gathering here.
[13:09] Toto
    First, I'd like to solve
    the mystery of the piggy bank.
[13:12] Amamiya
    Skip that part.
[13:14] Amamiya
    Petty cases like that have nothing
    to do with Investigation Division 1.
[13:18] Toto
    But...
[13:19] Ron
    That's funny.
[13:20] Ron
    I thought it was a case from
    Investigation Division 1's trash bin.
[13:24] Amamiya
    What?
[13:25] Toto
    U-Um, according to the forensics results,
[13:28] Toto
    the coins in the piggy bank only have
    the older sister's prints on them.
[13:31] Toto
    The younger sister's prints
    weren't on a single one.
[13:34] little sister
    What?
[13:36] older sister
    Does that mean that only the money
    my sister put in was stolen?
[13:39] little sister
    But you can't open that piggy
    bank without breaking it.
[13:43] little sister
    Something like that
    would be impossible, right?
[13:45] Toto
    Um, that's...
[13:47] Ron
    Toto, I gave you a present
    from my walk, didn't I?
[13:51] Toto
    Oh, th-that's right.
[13:53] Toto
    If you're only thinking
    about getting the coins out,
[13:56] Toto
    then it does seem impossible.
[13:58] Toto
    But if you can't get them out,
[14:00] Toto
    you can always replace the whole bank
    with a brand new one!
[14:04] little sister
    That's our piggy bank!
[14:06] Toto
    This same one is for sale
     at the local general store.
[14:10] Toto
    There weren't fewer coins inside
     because they were stolen.
[14:14] Toto
    The previous piggy bank was broken.
    And in order to hide that,
[14:18] Toto
    you purchased a replacement
    and put other coins inside.
[14:25] Toto
    Isn't that right...
[14:28] Toto
    Miss?
[14:32] older sister
    Wh-Why me?
[14:35] older sister
    Why would I do something like that?
[14:37] older sister
    If I broke it, then I wouldn't have
    to hide it. I could just tell her.
[14:41] Toto
    W-Well...
[14:43] Ron
    Your voice is cracking. Calm down, Toto.
[14:49] Toto
    The reason you had to hide the fact that the
    piggy bank had been broken, no matter what,
[14:53] Toto
    is here on this riverbank.
[14:56] Toto
    It was a murder.
[14:58] Toto
    The death of that man over there.
[15:06] Toto
    When you came home,
    your stalker was lying in wait for you.
[15:11] little sister
    Stalker?
[15:12] little sister
    Oh, the silent phone calls!
[15:15] Toto
    He chased you all the way
    into the living room,
[15:19] Toto
    and there was the piggy bank,
    as heavy as an iron statue.
[15:22] Toto
    You struck and killed him with it.
[15:29] Toto
    When you did, the piggy bank shattered,
    and blood got all over the coins.
[15:35] Toto
    In order to conceal your crime,
    you bought a new one and tried
[15:38] Toto
    to fill it with other coins.
[15:40] Toto
    That's why only your prints are on them.
[15:44] Toto
    Finally, you brought the body here.
[15:47] Toto
    You used that suitcase
    in the entryway to move it.
[15:54] Toto
    Given its size...
[15:57] Toto
    it's far too large for just
    an overnight stay with your parents.
[16:00] Amamiya
    The mystery of the piggy bank...
[16:02] Amamiya
    and the murder were connected?
[16:05] Toto
    I managed to say everything.
[16:13] little sister
    That can't be true...
[16:16] little sister
    Right? It isn't true, right?
[16:21] little sister
    Sis!
[16:25] older sister
    It's just as he said.
[16:28] older sister
    It... was all me.
[16:41] Toto
    S-Still, if you consider how this started,
    it's the stalker's fault.
[16:45] Amamiya
    Concealing a murder is a legitimate crime.
[16:54] Ron
    Go drown.
[16:56] Ron
    Someone who kills another and hides it
    has no right to live in this world.
[17:00] Toto
    This is bad!
[17:02] Toto
    This is how he pressures criminals to death!
[17:04] Amamiya
    What is that? It's so cool...
[17:08] Toto
    Miss! Don't pay any attention to him!
[17:11] Toto
    He's just talking to himself!
    Don't take it seriously!
[17:14] Ron
    Go drown.
[17:20] Ron
    In the river.
[17:23] older sister
    Yes...
[17:26] little sister
    Sis!
[17:27] Toto
    This is bad!
[17:28] Ron
    Go drown. Go drown.
[17:31] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai!
[17:35] Amamiya
    Not so fast!
[17:46] older sister
    Go drown... Go drown...
[18:16] forensics
    They're all right!
[18:17] little sister
    Sis!
[18:25] Ron
    What have I...
[18:29] Ron
    I did it again. Pressured someone to...
[18:36] Ron
    I'm so glad she's safe. Thank you...
[18:39] Ron
    Toto.
SIGN    Investigation Division 1
[18:44] Amamiya
    Case closed.
[18:46] Amamiya
    They found fragments of the piggy bank
    in the stalker's hair.
[18:51] Amamiya
    His blood and prints were also at the house.
[18:54] Amamiya
    It's all consistent with her confession.
[18:57] Amamiya
    If they acknowledge she acted in self-defense,
[19:00] Amamiya
    they may take that into consideration
    for her dumping his body as well.
[19:04] Toto
    I hope they do.
[19:08] Amamiya
    But the real problem here lies elsewhere!
[19:11] Amamiya
    You two violated regulations!
[19:13] Toto
    Here it comes!
[19:14] Amamiya
    Entering a restricted area without permission!
[19:16] Amamiya
    Interfering in an investigation!
[19:18] Amamiya
    Intimidating a suspect!
[19:20] Amamiya
    What's your friend's name?!
[19:22] Toto
    I-It's Kamoo.
[19:25] Amamiya
    Really?
[19:30] Amamiya
    Kamoo-sama, huh?
[19:32] Toto
    Y-You gotta be kidding me.
SIGN    Building Manager
SIGN    Building Manager
[19:39] Toto
    I need to tell him how things turned out.
[19:42] Ron
    Do you have a case
    that will set my heart dancing?!
[19:46] Toto
    You just solved one yesterday!
[19:49] Ron
    I was only joking, of course...
[19:52] Toto
    Don't collapse into tears!
[19:56] Toto
    He really is an odd duck.
[19:59] Toto
    He's totally weird.
    He's obsessed with cases. He's unreasonable.
[20:03] Toto
    I never want to work with him again...
[20:07] Ron
    Amamiya-kun complimented
    you today, didn't she?
[20:10] Toto
    Come to think of it,
    she didn't have one kind word for me...
[20:13] Ron
    Hold your head high, Toto.
[20:15] Ron
    For a pure, naïve fool,
    you did incredibly good work.
[20:19] Toto
    G-Gee, thanks.
[20:23] Toto
    Still, there's a part of me that's
    hoping for another difficult case...
[20:28] Toto
    that's looking forward to Ron's deductions
    and the thrill of solving a mystery.
[20:33] Ron
    Well, this makes today a special occasion.
[20:38] Ron
    A puppet was born!
[20:39] Toto
    What'd you just say?!
[20:46] vice principal
    Principal,
[20:48] vice principal
    do you remember the man known
    as Kamonohashi Ron from class 87?
[20:53] Emé
    Yes, of course I do.
SIGN    BLUE's Principal
    Emé Emmerich
[20:57] Hirsch
    The man with the highest marks
    in the history of BLUE?
SIGN    Anatomy Instructor
[21:02] vice principal
    That is correct.
SIGN    Vice Principal
[21:03] vice principal
    We've just received word from Japan.
    He's suspected of resuming detective work.
[21:09] disguise instructor
    Really?
SIGN    Disguise Instructor
[21:11] disguise instructor
    This may be the end of unsolved
    cases as we know them in Japan.
[21:15] Finn
    What are you saying?
SIGN    Locked-Room Theory Instructor
[21:16] Finn
    Have you forgotten that all of the
    culprits in the case he handled died?
[21:21] timetable instructor
    He may give rise to yet another tragedy.
SIGN    Timetable Instructor
[21:26] John
    Indeed.
SIGN    Closed Circle Theory Instructor
[21:27] John
    I agree.
[21:29] vice principal
    Five years ago, we expelled him
[21:33] vice principal
    and barred him from obtaining
     a detective's license.
[21:45] Emé
    The situation is clear.
[21:47] Emé
    We at BLUE seek the truth.
[21:50] Emé
    And to ensure that justice is never
    overshadowed by evil, we train detectives.
[21:56] Emé
    We cannot have a detective who kills people.
[22:00] Emé
    I order an investigation of Kamonohashi Ron.
SIGN    Tracking Instructor
[22:06] Spitz
    I believe I'm suited to the task.

E3 - The Case of the Benizome Hot Spring Murder (Part 1)

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[00:14] vice principal
    Five years ago, we expelled him
[00:18] vice principal
    and barred him from obtaining
    a detective's license.
[00:30] Emé
    We at BLUE seek the truth.
[00:33] Emé
    And to ensure that justice is never
    overshadowed by evil, we train detectives.
[00:38] Emé
    We cannot have a detective who kills people.
[00:42] Emé
    To determine whether he
    has resumed detective work,
[00:45] Emé
    it is necessary to determine
    the veracity of this information.
[00:52] Spitz
    I believe I'm suited to the task.
[00:57] Emé
    Very well.
[00:58] Emé
    I will entrust this to you.
[01:00] Emé
    I officially order an investigation
    of Kamonohashi Ron.
[01:05] Emé
    Our goal is nothing more
     than to verify the intel we've received.
[01:09] Emé
    Agitate him, and you risk
     granting him an opportunity to flee.
[01:14] Emé
    Refrain from direct contact as much as possible.
[01:18] Emé
    Even if you catch him in the act of sleuthing,
[01:21] Emé
    you are to report back first.
[01:23] Spitz
    Understood.
[01:33] vice principal
    And if he truly is acting as a detective,
    what do you intend to do?
[01:39] Emé
    That should be evident.
[01:41] Emé
    We cannot allow such tragedy
    to happen again.
[01:45] Emé
    Kamonohashi Ron's crimes are clear.
[01:50] Emé
    If the intel we've received is true,
[01:53] Emé
    there is but one punishment to hand down.
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    #03 The Case of the Benizome Hot Spring Murder (Part 1)
[03:40] Toto
    Hello?
[03:42] Toto
    What?!
SIGN    Home Improvement Center
[03:53] Toto
    Ron!
[03:54] Toto
    You said there's an emergency?!
[03:57] Ron
    They won't let me start a tab.
[03:58] Toto
    That is not an emergency!
[04:01] Ron
    Sorry, but could you pay for me?
SIGN    !!SALE!!
[04:04] Toto
    Don't call me for stuff like this...
[04:06] Toto
    I thought BLUE was after
    your life or something.
[04:09] Ron
    A cat's life is on the line.
[04:11] Toto
    The cat is important, but...
[04:14] Toto
    I mean, of course they
    won't let you start a tab.
SIGN    Delicious Food
SIGN    Rich
SIGN    Additive-free
[04:16] Toto
    How've you lived up until now?
[04:18] Ron
    People from the apartments bring me things.
SIGN    Pet Toys
SIGN    Second Most Popular
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Total
[04:27] cashier
    Thank you for your patronage!
[04:30] cashier
    We're currently running a raffle.
[04:33] cashier
    We're handing out tickets
    to customers with purchases.
SIGN    Raffle Ticket
[04:38] cashier
    Please take one if you'd like.
[04:43] Ron
    Th-Thank you...
[04:45] Toto
    You're overdoing the gratitude there.
SIGN    Huge Raffle Happening Now!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Your chance to win luxurious prizes!!!
SIGN    Consolation Prize: Pocket Tissues
SIGN    Fourth: Wireless Speaker
SIGN    Third: Air Circulator (Talk of the town!)
SIGN    High-End Cordless Vacuum
SIGN    Second: Hot Spring Vacation Voucher
SIGN    First: Hot Spring Vacation Vouchers for Two
[05:00] cashier man
    Okay, step right up!
[05:03] cashier man
    Thank you.
[05:04] cashier man
    Now give this a single spin.
[05:06] Ron
    Just one, huh?
[05:08] Ron
    To decide who'll do it, we'll play
    a round of rock, paper, scissors.
[05:11] Toto
    It's fine. Just spin it.
[05:12] Ron
    Much obliged. I'd be happy to.
[05:15] cashier man
    My, you seem raring to go, young man.
[05:32] Toto
    Huh?
[05:35] cashier man
    We have a winner!
    The grand prize is a hot spring vacation!
[05:39] cashier man
    It's perfect for you two.
    It happens to be a couple's package.
[05:43] Toto
    You've got the absolute wrong idea about us!
[05:45] Ron
    I spun for it, so I'll go twice.
[05:48] cashier man
    You can't do that.
[05:50] cashier man
    They're for a fixed date,
    and reawarding them would be tragic.
[05:54] cashier man
    If you two won't go,
    then we'll just cancel them.
[05:58] Ron
    Guess we have no choice.
[06:00] Toto
    Guess not.
[06:01] cashier man
    Man, today's really been something.
[06:04] cashier man
    We've handed out both the grand
    and second-place prizes.
SIGN    Isshiki Totomaru
SIGN    Pure, naïve detective
[06:12] cashier man
    Thank you so much! Come again!
[06:16] Ron
    If there's no case, then thanks and bye-bye.
[06:18] Toto
    I can't believe you'd just
    cast me aside like that!
[06:23] Spitz
    A hot spring, huh?
[06:38] driver
    You fellas have incredible luck!
[06:42] driver
    It was pouring rain at Benizome
    Hot Spring up until yesterday.
[06:45] Toto
    Really?
[06:46] driver
    But as you can see,
    today the weather is lovely.
[06:51] driver
    Oh, I have a pamphlet for the inn.
    Here, you can have it.
[06:55] Toto
    Oh, thank you.
[06:57] driver
    Do you fellas know how this
     hot spring got its name, "Benizome"?
[07:02] Ron
    No.
[07:03] driver
    Long ago, the fall leaves on the mountain
    turned a certain crimson called "beni,"
[07:08] driver
    and a lord who saw it reflected
    in the hot spring gave it that name.
SIGN    Benizome Hot Spring
[07:13] driver
    A charming story, isn't it?
[07:15] Toto
    Wow. I'm really looking forward to this.
SIGN    Main Building
[07:22] Ron
    The main building?
    We won tickets for the annex building.
[07:28] driver
    Th-The annex?!
[07:31] driver
    In that case, you want this one.
    I'm really sorry.
[07:34] Ron
    Why are you apologizing?
[07:36] driver
    Because we made the pamphlet
    for the annex ourselves.
[07:40] driver
    I really am sorry.
[07:41] Ron
    Seriously, why are you apologizing?
[07:43] Toto
    A single black and white photocopy?
[08:00] driver
    Well, this is where I leave you!
[08:05] Toto
    He left as quickly as he could.
[08:07] Ron
    This is a very interesting inn.
[08:13] Ron
    It's like a typhoon hit just this one spot.
SIGN    Benizome Annex
[08:16] Toto
    Even the rain gutter's busted.
[08:18] Toto
    Are they really open?
[08:20] hostess
    Welcome!
[08:21] host
    You have reservations under
    Nanban-sama and Isshiki-sama, correct?
[08:24] Toto
    They are open!
[08:27] Spitz
    Welcome to the Benizome annex,
[08:30] Spitz
    Isshiki Totomaru-sama
[08:32] Spitz
    and Nanban Kamoo-sama.
[08:34] Spitz
    What's this?
[08:35] Spitz
    Thank you for your service
    with the police force, Isshiki-sama.
[08:39] Toto
    What? How did you know I'm with the police?
[08:41] Spitz
    Your shoes.
[08:43] Spitz
    The leather of the toes is scuffed.
[08:46] Spitz
    That only happens if you run all-out in them.
[08:50] Spitz
    And the only professionals
     who run in their leather shoes
[08:53] Spitz
    are police detectives
     chasing down criminals, I think.
[08:56] Toto
    What an amazing deduction!
[08:58] Ron
    Don't be fooled, Toto.
[08:59] Toto
    What?
[09:02] Toto
    Ow!
[09:02] Ron
    When it comes to professionals
     running in leather shoes,
[09:05] Ron
    I think a reporter might be just as likely.
[09:06] Ron
    You only knew that
    through our reservations.
SIGN    Isshiki Totomaru
SIGN    Pure, naïve detective
[09:13] Spitz
    It's just a little welcoming trick.
    Do pardon me.
[09:16] Ron
    See?
[09:17] Toto
    Oh, I see.
[09:19] Spitz
    Now, please come inside.
SIGN    Phone Box
SIGN    Benizome Hot Spring
[09:32] Spitz
    The open-air bath is free-flowing,
[09:34] Spitz
    and you're welcome to use it
    anytime up until 8 AM tomorrow.
[09:37] Spitz
    Dinner will be served tonight at 7 PM.
    Please come to the Beni Room.
[09:40] Ron
    With dinner at a predetermined time,
[09:43] Ron
    does that mean there are
    other guests staying here?
[09:45] Spitz
    Yes. Today, we have three parties with us.
[09:49] Toto
    Really?
[09:50] Spitz
    So we would very much appreciate it
    if you weren't late to dinner.
[09:55] Toto
    All right.
[09:57] Toto
    Ow!
[09:59] Spitz
    Please enjoy your stay.
[10:00] Toto
    There're more people here than I thought.
[10:03] Ron
    Should we hit the bath first?
[10:05] Toto
    Yeah, let's.
[10:08] Spitz
    That insight!
[10:11] Spitz
    He is, without a doubt, Kamonohashi Ron!
[10:20] Toto
    Wow, this bath is really impressive!
[10:25] Toto
    I mean, getting to soak
    while overlooking the river...
[10:27] Ron
    It's not bad at all.
[10:29] Toto
    The building's a wreck,
    but the bath is the best!
[10:32] Ron
    If only it were stained crimson,
    it would be perfect.
[10:35] Toto
    Like the story the cab driver told?
[10:37] Ron
    That's just what they tell the public.
    There's also a secret legend.
[10:40] Toto
    A secret one?
[10:42] Ron
    As you can see,
    the river has steps and runs swift.
[10:46] Ron
    They say it often overflows.
[10:48] Ron
    This caused problems for the villagers,
    so they sacrificed a young lady to it.
[10:53] Ron
    The next day, the floodwater receded,
[10:55] Ron
    but they say that for days afterward,
    the river and hot spring ran crimson.
[11:00] Toto
    Where'd you hear that terrifying story?
[11:02] Ron
    It was in that pamphlet earlier.
[11:05] Toto
    The one the driver made?
[11:07] Toto
    Well, we don't exactly want
    the water running red.
[11:09] Ron
    Of course we don't!
[11:11] Toto
    Your face is saying the opposite!
[11:15] Toto
    That tattoo is bigger than I thought it was.
[11:19] Ron
    You mean this scar?
[11:20] Toto
    It's a scar?
[11:22] Ron
    I once suffered injuries all over my body,
[11:25] Ron
    yet this was the only one that scarred.
[11:27] Toto
    It looks like some kind of symbol or number.
[11:29] Ron
    Yeah. I like it because there's a six in it.
[11:32] Toto
    Six?
[11:33] Ron
    A number I associate with my birth.
[11:37] Ron
    Toto, you're your grandma's boy, so you'd like
SIGN    Grandma
[11:39] Ron
    a scar that read "Grandma", wouldn't you?
[11:41] Toto
    Can't I choose something else?!
SIGN    Beni Room
[11:48] Toto
    I can't wait to see what they're serving.
[11:50] Ron
    Yeah.
[11:51] Toto
    Did you wash your hands?
[11:52] guest; female
    Are you tired?
[11:55] husband
    Yes, this is a nice place, isn't it?
[11:57] Sachiko
    It is.
[11:59] hostess
    Thank you for waiting.
    Here's the dish you requested.
[12:03] Ron
    Thanks.
[12:05] Toto
    What type of slime is that?!
[12:07] Ron
    It's omurice covered in black sugar syrup.
[12:09] Toto
    Right. You were drinking that the other day...
[12:12] Ron
    It's the source of my brainpower.
[12:15] Ron
    I also drink black sesame paste
    to ward off anemia.
SIGN    Kuro
[12:20] Toto
    Are you in cahoots with some
    traditional sweets shop?
[12:23] Ron
    Now then...
[12:25] husband
    Hey, this is pretty amazing! Look!
[12:29] Sachiko
    Just a minute.
[12:30] husband
    Hurry up!
[12:31] Sachiko
    You're always so impatient.
[12:34] Sachiko
    Wow! You weren't kidding!
[12:36] Sachiko
    This is amazing!
[12:41] Ron
    Hmm, he said that there were four
    parties staying here in total,
[12:45] Ron
    so it seems someone has yet to arrive.
[12:48] Ron
    But five people is just perfect.
[12:53] Ron
    For The Game of Life!
SIGN    Every life has its ups and downs! Aim to be a millionaire!
    The Game of Life
SIGN    Your choice of 4 different areas!
[12:55] Toto
    Is that what kept hitting me?!
[12:57] Ron
    "Playing The Game of Life at a hot spring" is on
     the list I made in my five-year seclusion.
[13:03] Toto
    I'm terrified to hear the rest of that list.
[13:05] Ron
    Now, let's play! Let's play this instant!
[13:07] Toto
    Wait! Hey!
[13:11] Toto
    I'm so sorry.
[13:13] Toto
    Everyone's in the middle of their meals!
    We haven't finished eating either!
[13:17] Toto
    Besides, you're supposed to play
     ping-pong at hot springs, right?
[13:20] Ron
    Ping-pong, huh?
[13:22] Ron
    I suppose I can save the fun for later.
[13:24] Toto
    For now, let's just eat our dinner.
[13:33] Toto
    The place is really going to ruin, huh?
[13:42] Ron
    I've found something interesting, Toto.
[13:44] Toto
    Huh?
[13:45] Ron
    An old scroll that tells the secret
    story of the crimson hue.
[13:50] Toto
    What a creepy drawing!
[13:51] Ron
    Perhaps the death of a young woman
    really did dye all the waters red.
[13:57] Toto
    Quite trying to scare me!
[14:00] Ron
    I've found a ball and paddles.
[14:02] Ron
    Since we're doing this,
    why don't we play with a special rule?
[14:06] Toto
    A special rule?
[14:07] Ron
    That's right. A very special rule.
[14:10] Toto
    What is it?
[14:12] Ron
    Whoever loses...
[14:16] Ron
    has to be the winner's slave for life!
[14:20] Toto
    Wha?! Hang on!
[14:26] Ron
    Looks like I win.
[14:28] Toto
    That wasn't fair.
[14:33] Toto
    Is there a spare ball?
[14:34] Ron
    I only found the one.
[14:36] Toto
    We're going to get it.
[14:46] Toto
    The ball floated off somewhere and
    I'm getting cold. Let's head to the bath.
[14:51] Ron
    Don't forget that I won.
[14:53] Ron
    Your first job as my slave is to steal
     unsolved case files from the station!
[14:59] Toto
    Like I can do that!
[15:04] Toto
    Ah, this really is paradise...
[15:09] Amamiya
    Work just wouldn't end,
    and I had to walk from the station.
[15:12] Amamiya
    It's already so late...
[15:15] Amamiya
    But since I'm here,
    I think I'll refresh myself!
[15:22] Amamiya
    Aim to be police superintendent general!
[15:53] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai, I never imagined you were
    the one who won the second prize.
[15:57] Amamiya
    Isshiki the fool is one thing,
[15:59] Amamiya
    but to think even Kamoo-san
    went into the women's bath...
[16:03] Toto
    Huh? That was the men's bath, wasn't it?
[16:05] Ron
    Yeah. It was the men's bath.
[16:07] Amamiya
    Wha?!
SIGN    Men
[16:11] Amamiya; internal
    Kamoo-sama must think
    I'm some kind of pervert!
[16:15] Sachiko
    I want a divorce!
[16:18] husband
    Hey, that was just a joke.
    Don't take it so seriously.
[16:21] Sachiko
    Even so, you...
[16:23] Amamiya
    You can't!
[16:24] Amamiya
    You can't get a divorce!
[16:29] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai, are you a weepy drunk?
[16:34] Amamiya
    I'm going to bed!
[16:35] Toto
    Ma'am!
[16:48] Sachiko
    Somehow, that took the wind out of my sails.
[16:52] husband
    Why don't you take a dip
    in the bath and refresh yourself?
[16:55] husband
    You haven't been yet, right?
[16:57] Sachiko
    That's true. Thank you.
[17:03] Sachiko
    I'm sorry for yelling at you.
[17:06] Sachiko
    You just relax here, all right?
[17:08] husband
    I will.
[17:13] Ron
    Seems you have some time
     on your hands, hubby.
[17:16] Ron
    What do you say to playing The Game of Life?
SIGN    Every life has its ups and downs! Aim to be a millionaire!
    The Game of Life
[17:18] Toto
    Where were you hiding that?!
[17:22] husband
    Sounds like fun.
[17:23] Ron
    How about you?
[17:26] Ron
    Want a do-over on your tedious life?
[17:28] Toto
    Don't be a jerk!
[17:29] Michiyo
    Sure. I've got time. Might as well play.
[17:43] Toto
    Sweet! My profession is entertainer!
[17:47] Toto
    All right! I'm a multimillionaire!
[17:50] Toto
    Kamoo, you're in last place!
[17:52] Ron
    That's because I'm playing fair today.
[17:54] Toto
    Wh-What does that mean?
[17:57] Michiyo
    If only we could really
    do our lives over this way.
SIGN    Your lie is exposed. Pay $10,000.
SIGN    You wished three times on a shooting star.
    Receive $21,000.
[18:01] husband
    I was just thinking the same thing.
[18:07] Toto
    Are you sleepy?
[18:08] husband
    It's pretty late.
    Shall we call it a night now?
[18:11] Toto
    I suppose we should.
[18:13] Ron
    Here, multimillionaire. You can
    take all the paper money with you.
[18:16] Toto
    You're telling me to clean up?!
[18:46] Amamiya
    I'm a police officer. What's happened?
[18:49] worker
    I went into the women's bath
    to clean and there's someone...
[18:53] Ron
    Toto.
[18:54] Toto
    Yeah.
[18:58] Toto
    That's...
[19:12] Toto
    It's that man's wife.
[19:15] husband
    Sachiko.
[19:16] husband
    Sachiko!
[19:17] Toto
    Sir! Get a hold of yourself!
[19:19] husband
    Sachiko? I thought you were sleeping...
[19:23] Toto
    Senpai?
[19:28] Amamiya
    Rigor mortis has begun to set in.
[19:31] Amamiya
    That puts the time of death...
[19:33] Amamiya
    sometime between midnight and 2 AM.
[19:37] Ron
    Pardon me.
[19:39] Ron
    I promise I will avenge you.
[19:42] Amamiya
    K-Kamoo-san?
[19:44] Toto
    He's even doing that here?!
[19:48] Amamiya
    W-We can't have civilians
    entering the crime scene!
[19:50] Ron
    There aren't any obvious external injuries,
    but something clearly isn't right.
[19:55] Michiyo
    There weren't this many
    fallen leaves here last night.
[19:59] Michiyo
    This crimson layer on the water...
    It's like that story.
[20:03] Michiyo
    The one about the young sacrifice
    that made the hot spring turn red.
[20:08] Michiyo
    What if it's a curse?!
[20:09] Toto
    Th-That can't be.
[20:12] Ron
    What an interesting perspective.
[20:14] Toto
    Huh?
[20:15] Ron
    But Detective Isshiki here
    just can't stop doubting people.
[20:22] Ron
    Isn't that right?
[20:23] Toto
    Huh?
[20:24] Toto
    Y-Yeah.
[20:26] Toto
    Um, did you notice anything between
    the hours of midnight and 2 AM?
[20:32] Toto
    Someone suspicious or a strange sound?
    Anything at all.
[20:36] hostess 2
    I'm sorry.
[20:37] hostess 2
    Our in is small, so we take turns.
[20:40] hostess 2
    There's only ever one
     of us on the night shift.
[20:43] Spitz
    And that was me.
[20:47] Toto
    You were in the lounge.
[20:49] Spitz
    Yes. I was watching over all of you,
    so I can provide a statement.
[20:55] Spitz
    I believe you all saw for yourselves
[20:58] Spitz
    that only one individual
    returned to their room
[21:01] Spitz
    before the late missus left for hers.
[21:07] Spitz
    Isn't that right...
[21:10] Spitz
    Detective Amamiya?
[21:15] Michiyo
    Now that you mention it, that's true.
[21:18] Toto
    W-Wait just a minute, please!
[21:21] husband
    I remember that, too!
[21:23] husband
    So the one who did this is...
[21:24] Toto
    There's no way it was her.
[21:30] Ron
    It wasn't.
[21:33] Ron
    Amamiya-kun isn't the culprit.
[21:36] Ron
    It was someone else
    who's here with us right now.
[21:43] husband
    What are you saying?
[21:44] husband
    She left first.
    That's a fact.
[21:47] Michiyo
    I saw it, too.
[21:48] Ron
    It's true that she's the only one
    with an uncertain alibi.
[21:53] Ron
    But the simple act of creating this
    situation was impossible for her.
[22:01] Ron
    And I can prove it to you right now.

E4 - The Case of the Benizome Hot Spring Murder (Part 2)

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[00:08] Spitz
    Only one individual returned to their room
[00:12] Spitz
    before the late missus left for hers.
[00:15] Spitz
    Isn't that right...
[00:17] Spitz
    Detective Amamiya?
[00:19] Toto
    Senpai? There's no way it was her.
[00:22] Ron
    It wasn't.
[00:25] Ron
    Amamiya-kun isn't the culprit.
[00:28] Ron
    It was someone else who's
    here with us right now.
[00:32] husband
    What are you saying?
[00:33] husband
    She left first. That's a fact.
[00:36] Michiyo
    I saw it, too.
[00:38] Ron
    It's true that she's the only one
    with an uncertain alibi.
[00:42] Ron
    But the simple act of creating
    this situation was impossible for her.
[00:50] Ron
    And I can prove it to you right now.
[00:58] Spitz
    To think my chance would come so quickly...
[01:02] Spitz
    Kamonohashi Ron, you don't know it,
[01:06] Spitz
    but I'm an instructor at the
    BLUE detective training academy.
[01:12] Spitz
    The moment I catch you sleuthing,
    that'll be the end of you!
[01:17] Ron
    At least,
[01:19] Ron
    that's what Detective Isshiki says.
[01:21] Toto
    Huh?
[01:28] Toto
    Asking a bit much, aren't we?!
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    #04 The Case of the Benizome Hot Spring Murder (Part 2)
[03:09] Toto
    Wait, hang on... Don't get carried away.
[03:12] Ron
    Really, Detective Isshiki?
    We already have all the clues we need?
[03:17] Ron
    Is that what you're saying?
[03:18] Toto
    I—Wa—
[03:20] Ron
    I see. "I" and "wa," you say?
[03:24] Ron
    "I" for the illustration
    of the secret story of Benizome,
[03:26] Ron
    and "wa" for the water
    turned red with leaves.
[03:28] Ron
    Those are the keys to solving this mystery?
[03:30] husband
    By "secret story," you mean the one about
    the woman who was sacrificed, don't you?
[03:35] Michiyo
    And that serves as proof
    that the lady detective is innocent?
[03:39] Ron
    Apparently so.
[03:41] Ron
    Oh, Amamiya-kun, you look bewildered.
[03:45] Amamiya
    What's this story you keep talking about?
[03:49] Ron
    It was in the pamphlet
    you got in the taxi, wasn't it?
[03:52] Amamiya
    I didn't come by taxi.
[03:54] Amamiya
    And I didn't see any
    at the station when I arrived.
[03:58] Toto
    Come to think of it,
    I feel like you mentioned that before...
[04:01] Ron
    That is, you came here on your own.
[04:04] Ron
    I know exactly what
    Detective Isshiki is talking about.
[04:09] (Flashback) Amamiya
    Work just wouldn't end,
    and I had to walk from the station.
[04:13] (Flashback) taxi driver
    We made the pamphlet
    for the annex ourselves.
[04:17] (Flashback) taxi driver
    I really am sorry.
[04:20] Ron
    She had no opportunity to see the pamphlet.
    She didn't know the story.
[04:24] Ron
    Therefore she couldn't commit
     a murder made to replicate it.
[04:28] Ron
    In other words,
    Amamiya-kun isn't the culprit.
[04:30] Ron
    Detective Isshiki, you really are amazing.
[04:33] Toto
    I see now! Nice deduction!
[04:35] Michiyo
    That's true. The secret story wasn't written
    anywhere but that pamphlet from the taxi.
[04:41] hostess
    It isn't a very pleasant story,
    so we don't tell it here at the inn.
[04:49] husband
    Then I guess it's as the detective says.
[04:54] Spitz
    So it wasn't Kamonohashi Ron?
[04:56] Spitz
    It was Isshiki Totomaru who solved this?
[04:59] Ron
    Now, who's the real culprit?
[05:01] Toto
    What?
[05:02] Toto
    I don't know! You're the one
    who said it was someone here!
[05:05] Ron
    What? So you haven't decided yet?
[05:08] Ron
    Then I vote that it was a curse.
[05:10] Toto
    You've gotta be kidding me.
[05:12] Michiyo
    I saw something last night.
[05:14] Michiyo
    I don't know about a curse,
    but it certainly looked paranormal.
[05:18] Toto
    What?
[05:20] Michiyo
    After dinner, when I was going back
    to my room, I looked out at the river.
[05:25] Michiyo
    There was a strange
    white mist rising from it.
[05:28] Michiyo
    It was like some kind of spirit.
[05:32] Toto
    A white mist?
[05:33] Ron
    I found it, Toto!
[05:35] Ron
    Look at the river!
[05:36] Toto
    When'd you get over there?!
[05:38] Toto
    You can see the mist?
[05:39] Ron
    Of course not.
[05:41] Ron
    Look!
[05:42] Ron
    It's the ping-pong ball we lost last night.
[05:44] Toto
    That was your fault!
[05:45] Ron
    The heavy rain washed wood, leaves,
[05:47] Ron
    and a gutter down the river.
[05:49] Ron
    Add the ping-pong ball, and we've got a dam!
[05:51] Toto
    Even if a beaver shows up now,
    I want you to focus on the investigation!
[05:56] Ron
    Is there anything we can use to get the ball?
[05:58] Toto
    We can do that later!
[06:01] Ron
    What's that?
[06:02] Toto
    What?
[06:03] Toto
    A bathmat?
[06:04] Toto
    What's that doing out here?
[06:06] Ron
    Think it could reach the ball?
[06:08] Toto
    Enough about the ping-pong ball!
[06:11] Amamiya
    Isshiki.
[06:14] Toto
    This is bad! She's pissed!
[06:17] Amamiya
    You really helped me out earlier.
[06:20] Amamiya
    Thank y—
[06:24] Toto
    Her body physically refuses to thank me!
[06:28] Amamiya
    However, as long as any
     lingering doubt remains,
[06:31] Amamiya
    I cannot lead the investigation.
[06:35] Amamiya
    I am entrusting this case to you.
[06:41] Toto
    Y-You are?
[06:44] Toto
    You can count on me!
[06:45] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai, I won't let you do—
[06:47] Amamiya
    Shut up!
[06:47] Toto
    Huh?!
[06:48] Amamiya
    I don't expect anything from you!
[06:49] Amamiya
    You're just the only one here!
[06:51] Toto
    Sorry I misunderstood!
[06:53] Amamiya
    This all just so unbelievable.
[06:55] Amamiya
    Starting yesterday, when I walked
     into the wrong bath by accident...
[06:59] Toto
    Yeah, that wasn't like you, Senpai.
[07:04] Ron
    Amamiya-kun.
[07:06] Amamiya
    Y-Yes?
[07:08] Ron
    Excellent work.
[07:09] Ron
    You weren't mistaken last night.
[07:14] Amamiya
    S-Steaming hot...
[07:17] Toto
    S-Steaming what?
[07:18] Amamiya
    A superlatively steaming-hot hottie!
[07:22] Toto
    You'd let those be your last words?!
[07:28] hostess 2
    The police are here.
[07:31] Ron
    Now then...
[08:48] Ron
    Good job out there.
[08:49] Toto
    Thanks.
[08:50] Ron
    So, any new information?
[08:53] Toto
    According to the medical exam,
    the cause of death was heart failure.
[08:56] Toto
    According to her husband,
    she had a long-standing heart condition.
[09:02] Toto
    She'd have fits where she needed
     to be taken to the hospital.
[09:08] Ron
    Did the coroner say anything else?
[09:12] Spitz
    Go on, Kamonohashi Ron! Say something
    that proves you've been sleuthing!
[09:17] Toto
    There was also, let me think...
[09:19] Ron
    Hey, there's a centipede on the wall.
[09:24] Spitz
    M-My ears!
[09:28] Toto
    There's no centipede there.
[09:30] Ron
    Of course not. I wouldn't kill a bug.
[09:33] Toto
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[09:35] Toto
    You nearly gave me a heart attack.
[09:37] Toto
    Oh, right.
[09:38] Toto
    They said the temperature difference between
     inside and outside caused the heart failure.
[09:42] Toto
    It was thermal shock.
[09:44] Ron
    I thought so.
[09:45] Toto
    You did? You don't mean...
[09:47] Ron
    Yes. All the pieces are in place.
[09:50] Ron
    Detective Isshiki, you're up.
[10:14] husband
    What's going on?
[10:16] hostess
    Has something else happened?
[10:18] hostess 2
    Or is this about the incident before?
[10:21] Toto
    Yes. It's about the late missus.
[10:25] Toto
    With the blessing of the local police,
[10:27] Toto
    I will now solve this case.
[10:30] Michiyo
    You will? So you're saying...
[10:32] Toto
    This was a murder.
[10:35] Toto
    And...
[10:37] Toto
    the murderer is here with us now.
[10:42] Toto
    The murderer had to have known
    that the victim had a weak heart.
[10:47] Toto
    It's you, isn't it?
[10:49] Toto
    Her husband.
[10:53] husband
    Wh-Why would I do that to my beloved wife?
[10:56] husband
    It's true that I knew about her condition.
[10:59] husband
    But of course I did. We're married.
    There's nothing suspect about that, right?
[11:03] husband
    Besides, at the time of her death,
    I was with everyone else in the lounge.
[11:09] Toto
    Indeed, you were with the rest
     of us in the lounge.
[11:14] Toto
    Specifically so you'd have an alibi.
[11:18] Toto
    Behind the scenes, you'd set a bold trap
[11:22] Toto
    to lure your wife to her death.
[11:24] Amamiya
    A trap?
[11:25] Toto
    Yes.
[11:34] Toto
    He left a bathmat like this,
    covering the entrance to the bath,
[11:38] Toto
    to create a pitfall.
[11:40] Amamiya
    Do you think we're stupid?
    No one would fall for—
[11:42] Toto
    You're right.
[11:44] Toto
    Under normal conditions, anyone could
     see through this trap quite easily.
[11:48] Toto
    But without her glasses,
    the missus had very poor vision.
[11:52] Toto
    Isn't that right, sir?
[11:59] Toto
    Given her eyesight, this was more
    than enough to fool her.
[12:05] Toto
    This trap made her fall into the bath,
[12:10] Toto
    from whence she would never return.
[12:15] Michiyo
    But she died of thermal shock, right?
[12:17] Michiyo
    Is falling into bathwater
    really enough to stop a heart?
[12:20] Toto
    Well, it's hard to imagine
    under normal circumstances.
[12:23] Toto
    But what if the bath wasn't
    filled with warm water?
[12:27] Toto
    What if it was freezing cold?
[12:30] Michiyo
    What?
[12:30] Spitz
    Freezing water?
[12:32] Amamiya
    This is a free-flowing hot spring!
[12:33] Toto
    Ron.
[12:34] Ron
    Okay.
[12:46] Toto
    We found this discarded in the river.
    This is how it was done.
[12:51] Amamiya
    A rain gutter?
[12:53] Toto
    Her husband knew there was an elevation
    difference between the river and the bath.
[12:57] Toto
    He made clever use of that.
[12:59] Toto
    He used two rain gutters. One drew
    water from upstream into the bath.
[13:04] Toto
    Then, by drawing the hot water
    from the bath into the river,
[13:06] Toto
    he was able to create a freezing-cold spring.
[13:09] Michiyo
    Then the white mist I saw last night was...
[13:12] Toto
    That's right.
[13:13] Toto
    It wasn't a paranormal phenomenon.
[13:16] Toto
    It was steam from the hot bathwater
     hitting the cold river.
[13:22] Toto
    There was just one hitch.
[13:25] Toto
    All those fallen leaves in the river
    from the heavy rains two days ago
[13:30] Toto
    ended up in the hot spring.
[13:33] Toto
    He couldn't pick out each and every one.
[13:36] Toto
    So he decided to make use
     of the hidden legend.
[13:40] Toto
    He gathered up even more fallen leaves
[13:42] Toto
    and tried to make it look like
    the curse of the sacrificed woman,
[13:46] Toto
    all to cover his tracks.
[13:50] husband
    That's enough! This is the women's bath!
[13:53] husband
    A man couldn't sneak in here
     long enough to set all that up!
[13:56] Toto
    If you knew no one would be coming,
    that wouldn't be a problem.
[14:00] Toto
    At dinner, you overheard
    that we'd be playing ping-pong,
[14:04] Toto
    so you knew no one would be
     in the men's bath for a while.
SIGN    Men
[14:08] Toto
    Then, by swapping the curtains
    marking the men's and women's baths,
SIGN    Women
[14:13] Toto
    you sent the ladies to the men's bath,
[14:15] Toto
    ensuring you'd have
    the women's bath to yourself.
[14:17] Amamiya
    Then the reason I went into the wrong one
[14:20] Amamiya
    is because the signs had been swapped?
[14:23] Toto
    That's right.
[14:25] Toto
    Our ping-pong game ended
    much more quickly than he expected.
[14:31] Toto
    So we went for a bath before
    he could swap the curtains back,
[14:34] Toto
    and you walked in on us, Senpai.
[14:37] husband
    D-Do you have evidence of—
[14:39] Toto
    If we test the curtain rods,
    we should still find
[14:42] Toto
    your fingerprints, which
    have no reason to be there.
[14:46] Toto
    You should have only
    been using the men's bath.
[14:49] Toto
    So why would your prints be
     on the women's curtain rod?
[14:52] Toto
    Can you explain that?
[14:56] husband
    That's...
[15:00] husband
    Checkmate.
[15:03] Toto
    I got it all out.
[15:07] husband
    Michiyo, I failed.
[15:11] Michiyo
    You can't be serious! You really killed her?
[15:15] husband
    But it was for you, Michiyo!
[15:17] Michiyo
    What?! It's got nothing to do with me!
[15:19] husband
    Don't say that!
[15:20] husband
    You always said that she was in our way!
[15:23] Michiyo
    I may have said,
    "If only your wife wasn't around!"
[15:25] Michiyo
    But no one told you to go this far!
[15:27] Amamiya
    You lowlife.
    To kill your wife over an affair...
[15:32] husband
    Michiyo!
[15:34] Michiyo
    Let go of me!
[15:34] husband
    Don't abandon me, Michiyo!
[15:35] Toto
    What were you thinking?
[15:36] Toto
    You took your wife's life!
[16:05] Toto
    Where's Ron?
[16:09] Toto
    Huh? What's going on?!
[16:14] Toto
    Ron? Ron!
[16:17] Spitz
    Over here, Isshiki Totomaru.
[16:19] Toto
    Huh?
[16:21] Spitz
    This conversation will go faster
     with you here.
[16:24] Toto
    You're from the inn.
[16:26] Spitz
    And it looks like he's just woken up.
[16:32] Ron
    What did I do?
[16:34] Ron
    I remember finding
    a black sugar syrup spring...
[16:36] Toto
    That was a dream!
[16:40] Spitz
    Allow me to introduce myself.
[16:42] Spitz
    I am BLUE's tracking instructor, Spitz Fire.
[16:47] Toto
    BLUE, as in the detective training school?
[16:49] Spitz
    I came to investigate whether
    Kamonohashi Ron was acting as a detective.
[16:53] Ron
    To think they've got you
     for a tracking instructor...
[16:56] Ron
    I spotted you all the way back at the
    shopping arcade where we did the raffle.
[17:00] Toto
    What?
[17:01] Ron
    You saw, didn't you? I didn't do a thing.
[17:04] Ron
    Detective Isshiki cracked this case.
[17:07] Spitz
    Liar!
[17:09] Spitz
    A fool like Isshiki,
    who didn't even notice me,
[17:12] Spitz
    couldn't possibly make
    such brilliant deductions!
[17:16] Toto
    That was insightful, but it sure hurts.
[17:18] Ron
    What proof do you have?
[17:19] Spitz
    I don't care about proof!
[17:22] Spitz
    I know that those were your
    deductions, Kamonohashi Ron!
[17:25] Ron
    So you aren't just bad at your specialty,
     shadowing and tailing,
[17:29] Ron
    but you're also illogical.
    I'm surprised you're an instructor at all.
[17:33] Ron
    All that and this sham kidnapping...
[17:35] Ron
    Are instructors just worse these days?
[17:38] Toto
    Don't make him angry!
[17:39] Spitz
    He's right. It'd be best not to anger me.
[17:42] Spitz
    If you admit that you've been sleuthing,
[17:45] Spitz
    I can ask for a lighter sentence.
[17:48] Ron
    Do you have the authority do to that?
[17:51] Ron
    If you were only here
    to see if I'm sleuthing,
[17:54] Ron
    you wouldn't need to disguise yourself
    as a worker at the inn.
[17:58] Ron
    But you went to the trouble of going
    undercover and interacting with us.
[18:03] Ron
    If you were just here to observe,
    that would be truly irrational.
[18:08] Ron
    Not only are you
    exposing yourself to your target,
[18:11] Ron
    there's always the possibility
    that they might stymie you by fleeing.
[18:15] Ron
    Given your earlier threat and your phrasing,
[18:17] Ron
    plus your impatience,
    I sense something else at play.
[18:20] Ron
    And it's a personal matter.
[18:23] Ron
    You either made a bet
    with someone about me sleuthing,
[18:26] Ron
    or you were threatened.
[18:29] Ron
    Or, perhaps...
[18:33] Ron
    you are in need of my abilities.
[18:41] Spitz
    I am utterly defeated. I'm no match for you.
[18:44] Spitz
    I guess I should have expected as much
    from BLUE's most brilliant student.
[18:48] Spitz
    I figured if I didn't do this,
    you'd never accept a job from me.
[18:51] Toto
    A job?
[18:53] Ron
    I knew it.
[18:54] Spitz
    Ron-kun! Please lend me your skills!
[18:57] Toto
    What?
[18:58] Spitz
    I don't have outstanding deductive reasoning,
[19:01] Spitz
    so you might wonder why I honed my tracking
    skills to become an instructor at BLUE.
[19:05] Spitz
    It was all to find the best detective
    to solve the mystery of my missing family.
[19:10] Toto
    Your family is missing?
[19:12] Spitz
    But even at BLUE,
    I couldn't find the right detective.
[19:16] Spitz
    When I asked, everyone said the same thing.
    "Maybe Kamonohashi Ron could..."
[19:20] Spitz
    Then came an order that afforded me
     this chance to meet you.
[19:25] Spitz
    And now I've confirmed that you're
     the detective I've been seeking, Ron-kun!
[19:30] Ron
    I refuse.
[19:31] Spitz
    Why?!
[19:32] Ron
    You're an instructor at BLUE, right?
     Who'd believe you?
[19:36] Ron
    I don't even know you.
[19:38] Spitz
    A-Ah, yes. That's true.
[19:40] Spitz
    I suppose I just feel close to you
    after investigating you so thoroughly.
[19:45] Spitz
    I'm a pretty good guy, though, you know?
[19:47] Toto
    Yeah. I'm sure he's a good, honest person.
[19:50] Spitz
    Okay!
[19:51] Spitz
    I'm going to earn your trust!
[19:53] Spitz
    I'll go tell my superiors
    that you aren't doing detective work.
[19:57] Ron
    You had better. Is that all?
[19:59] Spitz
    Huh? Oh, and I'll help you with
    your detective work, of course.
[20:02] Ron
    I told you it's Detective Isshiki's work.
[20:04] Spitz
    R-Right. I'll help Detective Isshiki.
[20:08] Ron
    Is that all?
[20:09] Toto
    Huh?
[20:10] Spitz
    What? Um...
[20:13] Spitz
    I wanted to wear it around the house, but...
[20:16] Spitz
    Please take this happi coat!
[20:17] Toto
    I didn't peg you for liking folksy stuff!
[20:19] Ron
    It's too small for me.
[20:20] Toto
    Come on now, Ron.
    He doesn't seem like a bad guy.
[20:24] Toto
    Why don't you just hear him out?
[20:27] Spitz
    Tototo! I just knew you were the best!
[20:30] Spitz
    You're not smart,
    but you've got heart, Tototo!
[20:32] Toto
    One too many "to"s.
[20:34] Spitz
    That last bit when you exposed
    the husband as the killer was good stuff.
[20:41] Spitz
    I'll leave for today, but if you ever
    need a tracker, just call me!
[20:45] Spitz
    I'll show you that I can win your trust!
[20:50] Toto
    Okay, his exit was
    the biggest surprise of all!
[20:53] Ron
    I hope he realizes no one actually agreed.
[20:55] Toto
    So you're gonna turn him down?
[20:57] Ron
    His skills would be helpful
    in solving future mysteries,
[21:01] Ron
    and I find his request intriguing.
[21:04] Ron
    Still, as I can't completely trust him,
    I had planned to refuse him.
[21:08] Toto
    Past tense?
[21:10] Ron
    If he betrays me, I'm done for.
[21:13] Ron
    But since you say he's a good guy,
    I'll wait and see.
[21:16] Toto
    That's putting way too much on me!
[21:17] Ron
    We just have to see
    if he's trustworthy or not.
[21:21] Toto
    Do you have a plan?
[21:23] Ron
    Of course.
[21:24] Ron
    I'll use him till he drops.
[21:26] Toto
    There's that demonic side!
[21:28] Toto
    Although whatever he might say,
[21:30] Toto
    I've never seen Ron abandon
    someone who's in trouble.
[21:35] Toto
    Thanks for helping Amamiya-senpai
    in this murder case.
[21:44] Ron
    I merely fulfilled my duty.

E5 - The Case of the Hand Collector

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SIGN    Investigation Division 1
[00:03] Toto
    A joint investigation?
[00:05] Amamiya
    One of the serial murders
    causing a stir in Aichi Prefecture
[00:08] Amamiya
    apparently happened here.
[00:10] Amamiya
    Eagle Eye Kawasemi is coming.
[00:12] Toto
    Eagle Eye Kawasemi?!
[00:14] Toto
    With the top serial murder
    clearance rate in the country?
[00:16] Toto
    The super-skilled detective?
[00:18] Toto
    The guy they say might become
    superintendent general in his twenties?
[00:21] Toto
    The Kawasemi Omito?!
SIGN    Aim to be police
    superintendent general!
[00:26] Toto
    Oh crap! That's right!
[00:27] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai is also gunning
    to be superintendent general!
[00:31] Amamiya
    The detective overseeing
     the joint operation...
[00:34] Amamiya
    will be you, Isshiki.
[00:35] Toto
    What? Me?
[00:37] Amamiya
    Like I'd ever lend Kawasemi
    any of my best men!
[00:40] Toto
    That was backhandedly brutal!
[00:47] Amamiya
    He's here.
[00:48] Toto
    Huh?
[00:59] Kawasemi
    Your button is about to fall off!
[01:02] Kawasemi
    Trim your nails!
[01:04] Kawasemi
    Your necktie is sloppy!
[01:06] Kawasemi
    Your glasses are covered in fingerprints!
[01:08] Kawasemi
    You missed spots shaving!
[01:08] detective E
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[01:17] Kawasemi
    Chaos...
[01:19] Kawasemi
    is the enemy of our work.
[01:21] Toto
    He's terrifyingly impressive.
[01:23] Amamiya
    Not one drop of water
    gets past his eagle-eyed checks.
[01:25] Amamiya
    He uses those tweezers
    as deftly as threading a needle.
[01:28] Amamiya
    And because he orders
    his superiors around the same way,
[01:30] Amamiya
    he's hard to peg for abuse of power.
    An unusual sort of scum.
[01:34] Toto
    Senpai, do you know Kawasemi-san personally?
[01:37] Amamiya
    When I was a newbie, we were
    at the same small, local station.
[01:40] Amamiya
    Our paths split after that, though.
[01:47] Kawasemi
    I despise anything pointless.
[01:50] Kawasemi
    My many years of experience are telling me
[01:52] Kawasemi
    something I'll share quite frankly.
[01:54] Toto
    I-I'm about to get the eagle-eyed check!
[01:58] Kawasemi
    You are so unsuited to be
    a detective that it's tragic.
[02:01] Kawasemi
    Zero aptitude.
[02:02] Toto
    Is that like "zero sugar"?
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    #05 The Case of the Hand Collector
[03:43] Kawasemi
    You seem well, Amamiya.
[03:47] Kawasemi
    You have some dust on your shoulder.
[03:51] Amamiya
    Just try touching me, scum.
[03:53] Amamiya
    I'll slit your throat.
[03:56] Toto
    What's with this atmosphere?
[04:00] Kawasemi
    You haven't changed at all.
[04:04] Kawasemi
    Yamane.
[04:05] Yamane
    Sir?
[04:06] Toto
    How long have you been there?
[04:07] Yamane
    A fresh set of tweezers for you.
[04:09] Yamane
    And with regards to the case,
[04:12] Yamane
    I've compiled files on similar
    cases from all over.
[04:15] Yamane
    The red are local to the city,
    the blue are domestic,
[04:17] Yamane
    and the yellow are from overseas.
[04:20] Amamiya
    Your partner?
[04:21] Kawasemi
    Yes. I am the greatest detective in history,
    and he is my right-hand man.
[04:25] Yamane
    Oh, hardly. I'm just glad to get
     to work with you, Kawasemi-san.
[04:30] Toto
    So he's able to please
    the incredibly exacting Kawasemi-san?
[04:34] Toto
    That's amazing.
[04:36] Amamiya
    Kawasemi.
[04:37] Amamiya
    I'll lend you the man who
    caught your eagle eye for this job,
[04:40] Amamiya
    Isshiki Totomaru here.
[04:42] Toto
    H-Hello.
[04:44] Kawasemi
    Are you doing this to spite me?
[04:45] Amamiya
    I'd call it making a snide remark.
[04:48] Toto
    This is a living hell.
[04:50] Kawasemi
    How strange.
[04:52] Kawasemi
    I can't even see him.
[04:53] Toto
    He's erased my very existence?!
[04:56] Kawasemi
    We're off to the scene, Yamane.
[04:57] Yamane
    Yes, sir.
[04:58] Yamane
    I've bought a bento you can eat in the car.
[05:01] Toto
    U-Um...
[05:02] Amamiya
    Do you now understand what a kind boss I am?
[05:05] Toto
    I really do! You actually see me!
SIGN    Tokyo Central Art Museum
[05:12] Kawasemi
    What's the situation, Yamane?
[05:14] Yamane
    The truck belongs to a company
    from Aichi Prefecture, sir.
[05:18] Yamane
    The driver was told the cargo
    was works of art such as statues.
[05:23] Kawasemi
    And one of the statues turned out
    to be a dead body, is that right?
[05:27] Toto
    A dead body?
[05:32] Toto
    His...
[05:34] Toto
    His hands are gone!
[05:35] Toto
    Who would kill in such a cruel manner?
[05:38] Kawasemi
    So it's the same MO?
[05:39] Toto
    Huh? By "the same," you mean...
[05:42] Kawasemi
    Let's investigate the body, Yamane.
[05:43] Toto
    Right, he can't see me!
[05:46] Toto
    I mean, to Eagle Eye Kawasemi,
    I'm probably nothing more than a hindrance...
[05:51] Toto
    But after seeing such a grisly corpse,
[05:53] Toto
    I can't stand silently by and just watch!
[05:55] Toto
    Except... what am I supposed to do?
[05:57] Ron
    You called, Toto?
[06:01] Ron
    It's me!
[06:02] Toto
    Who are you?!
[06:04] Toto
    Someone with "Kamo" in his name?
[06:05] Ron
    Yes! I've come to save you.
[06:08] Toto
    No one asked for your help.
[06:10] Ron
    But you're at a loss, aren't you?
[06:12] Ron
    Your lips flap when you think to yourself,
    so you're easy to read.
[06:16] Ron
    Hey there! Haven't seen your face
     around here before.
[06:21] Ron
    I am a consultant in all matters
    involving hands.
[06:28] Ron
    I am the hand puppet master,
    Tekemono Kamomi!
[06:31] Toto
    A crazy bomb just went off!
SIGN    Consultant in All Things Hands
SIGN    Tekemono Kamomi
[06:35] Kawasemi
    A consultant?
[06:37] Kawasemi
    Did Amamiya arrange this? How unnecessary.
[06:40] Kawasemi
    I cannot have this investigation
    hindered by some lackluster civilian.
[06:44] Kawasemi
    Kindly take your leave.
[06:45] Ron
    Don't worry. I'm not lackluster, you see.
[06:49] Kawasemi
    Is that so?
[06:50] Ron
    You look like you have something to say.
    Please, by all means.
[06:58] Kawasemi
    A platypus's bill is commonly thought
    to be hard like a bird's beak,
[07:01] Kawasemi
    but it's actually soft like rubber!
[07:04] Kamokyun
    Ow!
[07:08] Kawasemi
    Th-The feel of rubber!
[07:09] Ron
    I insisted on it, of course.
    It's a charming feature of the platypus.
[07:15] Kawasemi
    I will allow you to accompany me,
    but do not get in the way.
[07:19] Toto
    Was that a hint of acknowledgment?
[07:21] Ron
    That detective is quite outstanding.
[07:23] Toto
    He's absolutely incredible!
[07:25] Toto
    He has the top serial murder
    clearance rate in the nation.
[07:28] Toto
    People call him Eagle Eye Kawasemi because
    he sees through everything in an instant!
[07:32] Ron
    Wh-What?
[07:35] Ron
    That tweezer-wielding bastard!
[07:38] Toto
    His poor face!
[07:40] Ron
    He's not beating me!
[07:41] Ron
    Toto, no matter what,
    we're catching the culprit first!
[07:45] Toto
    Sorry to rain on your parade,
     but that's not happening.
[07:48] Toto
    Thing is, Kawasemi-san's not
     letting me in on anything.
[07:51] Ron
    Not a problem.
[07:52] Toto
    What?
[07:53] Ron
    I have something that belongs
    to Kawasemi-kun.
[07:56] Toto
    That's Yamane-san!
[07:58] Yamane
    If you'd just asked, I would have told you.
[08:02] Yamane
    This case follows the same MO
     as three other murders in Aichi Prefecture.
[08:08] Yamane
    The perpetrator kills his victims
    with a single stab to the heart.
[08:12] Yamane
    And then, for some reason, he severs
    their hands and takes them with him.
[08:17] Toto
    How creepy.
[08:19] Yamane
    Because of his bizarre MO,
    we've been calling him...
[08:22] Yamane
    the Hand Collector.
[08:23] Kamokyun
    The Hand Collector!
[08:24] Eripyon
    What a cool name!
[08:26] Toto
    I'm shocked how annoying that is.
[08:28] Ron
    An unusual killer that even
    Eagle Eye Kawasemi can't capture...
[08:32] Ron
    The Hand Collector, huh?
[08:34] Ron
    How terrifying.
    It could turn you pale with fright.
[08:37] Toto
    Don't say that while you
    look pleased as punch!
[08:39] Yamane
    Kawasemi-san is amazing.
[08:41] Yamane
    He narrowed the list down
     to just a few suspects.
[08:46] Yamane
    Then, last night, while informally
    questioning one of them,
[08:50] Yamane
    we realized he had nothing
    to refute our suspicions.
[08:55] Yamane
    That man has to be the Hand Collector.
[08:58] Kamokyun
    Wow!
[08:59] Yamane
    But...
[09:03] Yamane
    he put up a huge fight and fled
     into an abandoned factory.
[09:09] Yamane
    There were only two ways
    in and out of the building.
[09:13] Yamane
    Kawasemi-san and I split up to try
    to catch him in a pincer maneuver.
[09:18] Yamane
    I found the culprit first. I was able
    to subdue and handcuff him, but...
[09:25] Kawasemi
    He managed to shake Yamane off.
[09:29] Kawasemi
    I rushed there, and the culprit
     came barreling at me.
[09:31] Kawasemi
    Though it's unthinkable, I let him escape.
[09:36] Kawasemi
    That is why I must be
    the one to close this case.
[09:43] Toto
    B-But if you know what
    the culprit looks like,
[09:46] Toto
    it won't be long before
    you apprehend him, right?
[09:47] Kawasemi
    About that...
[09:49] Kawasemi
    I don't know how,
[09:51] Kawasemi
    but the man we believed to be
    the Hand Collector last night...
[09:56] Kawasemi
    is now the handless corpse
    sitting before you.
[09:59] Toto
    What?
SIGN    Tokyo Central Art Museum
[10:09] Toto
    The victim was the Hand Collector?
[10:13] Ron
    In other words, the real Hand Collector
[10:15] Ron
    is still out there somewhere.
[10:18] Toto
    Hey!
[10:21] Ron
    Excuse me.
[10:24] Ron
    You're dressed lightly for this time of year.
[10:27] Ron
    So you were killed in a heated room.
[10:29] Ron
    Or you're a half-hearted exhibitionist.
[10:31] Toto
    Of course he's not!
[10:33] Ron
    What's this?
[10:34] Ron
    This tattoo...
[10:35] Ron
    A tree branch?
[10:37] Ron
    No. This is...
[10:40] Ron
    Oh, I know! It's kelp!
[10:42] Yamane
    It's a bird.
[10:44] Yamane
    I remember seeing it when I handcuffed him.
[10:47] Yamane
    That's definitely the guy from last night.
[10:50] Ron
    I see.
[10:54] Ron
    Well, this is a problem!
[10:56] Toto
    What is it?
[10:57] Ron
    I can't get these puppets off!
[10:59] Toto
    Can we stay on track?!
[11:00] Kawasemi
    Dear, dear. It seems this was a huge waste.
[11:04] Kawasemi
    I don't have the time to play
    with you. Go home.
[11:07] Ron
    Kawasemi-kun, I'm disappointed in you!
[11:09] Toto
    You're the one getting told to go home!
[11:15] Toto
    What did you even come here for?
[11:18] Ron
    Can't you pull any harder?
[11:19] Toto
    Shut up!
[11:29] Yamane
    Ow, ow, ow...
[11:31] Toto
    I'm so sorry!
[11:35] Kawasemi
    Can't you behave properly?
[11:37] Toto
    Y-Yes, sir.
[11:39] Ron
    Impressive, Detective Isshiki!
    It's just as you deduced.
[11:42] Toto
    What?
[11:43] Ron
    That's made everything clear.
[11:45] Ron
    Kawasemi-kun is lying.
[11:49] Ron
    I'll say just one thing.
[11:51] Ron
    It won't be Eagle Eye Kawasemi
    who catches the Hand Collector.
[11:56] Ron
    It'll be the pure, naïve fool,
    Detective Isshiki!
[12:00] Kawasemi
    You think I'm lying, do you?
[12:02] Kawasemi
    On what grounds?
[12:03] Toto
    Huh? Well...
[12:05] Ron
    Kawasemi-kun, you easily dodged
    Detective Isshiki charging at you just now.
[12:10] Ron
    With such exceptional reflexes
    and physical agility,
[12:14] Ron
    there's no way a handcuffed culprit
     would ever get past you.
[12:21] Kawasemi
    Then you rushed at me on purpose just now?
[12:24] Kawasemi
    I've heard one of Amamiya's new subordinates
[12:27] Kawasemi
    has been brilliantly cracking cases lately.
[12:31] Kawasemi
    I don't suppose...
[12:34] Ron
    So you admit you lied, correct?
[12:40] Kawasemi
    Yes.
[12:43] Kawasemi
    Yamane handcuffed the culprit
     and allowed him to get away.
[12:47] Kawasemi
    I wasn't present for it.
[12:50] Kawasemi
    I was watching the factory's
    other exit, you see?
[12:53] Ron
    Why the lie?
[12:55] Kawasemi
    That day, Yamane was missing
     a button on his sleeve.
[12:59] Toto
    Huh?
[13:01] Kawasemi
    I knew immediately from his expression.
[13:04] Kawasemi
    Though Yamane is an outstanding subordinate,
[13:06] Kawasemi
    these grotesque serial murders
    have unnerved him.
[13:10] Kawasemi
    And as I could have predicted,
    Yamane made a mistake in the final play.
[13:16] Kawasemi
    But I was aware of my
    subordinate's mental state
[13:19] Kawasemi
    and failed to give him appropriate
    guidance. It was on me.
[13:23] Toto
    So you covered for him
    and said you let the culprit get away.
[13:28] Toto
    I thought he was cold,
    but he cares about his assistant.
[13:32] Yamane
    I'm sorry! This is all my fault!
[13:35] Yamane
    I even made Kawasemi-san lie for me!
[13:39] Kamokyun
    What's this, Yamane-kyun?
[13:41] Kamokyun
    You're missing a button on your sleeve again.
[13:44] Yamane
    What?
[13:47] Yamane
    It can't be! I-It's gone!
[13:51] Kawasemi
    Yamane.
[13:52] Yamane
    I'll find it immediately!
[13:53] Yamane
    It must've come off
     when Isshiki-san ran into me...
[13:56] Yamane
    Where is it? Where is it?!
[13:59] Kamokyun
    It's over here.
[14:03] Kamokyun
    It's perfect for a new eye!
[14:05] Toto
    Hey! Don't upcycle it without permission!
[14:09] Yamane
    I'm so glad.
[14:11] Yamane
    I found it this time....
[14:18] Ron
    Thank you for saying that.
[14:20] Toto
    Huh?
[14:21] Ron
    We only realize what's most important
[14:25] Ron
    after it's gone.
[14:28] Yamane
    What?
[14:33] Ron
    All right, take it away.
[14:35] Spitz
    Okay.
[14:36] ---
    Speaker
[14:37] Spitz
    How've you been, Tototo?
[14:39] Toto
    Wait, "Tototo"? Where've I heard that before?
[14:41] Spitz
    Hint: It's your new best friend!
[14:41] ---
    Speaker
[14:46] Toto
    That laugh! You're the tracking—
[14:49] Toto
    Spitz?
[14:50] Spitz
    B-B-Bingo!
[14:52] Spitz
    I've looked into all kinds of stuff.
[14:54] Spitz
    The body in the truck is Mushanokouji Minoru.
[14:57] Spitz
    Perpetual part-timer. Forty-eight years old.
[14:59] Spitz
    I'm at his place right now...
[15:03] Spitz
    and it's absolutely unreal.
SIGN    Hands
[15:06] Spitz
    If there were a world competition
    for hand obsession,
SIGN    Hands
[15:08] Spitz
    he'd represent Japan and be
    guaranteed a top place.
SIGN    Hand Heaven
[15:13] Spitz
    His precious collection
    is nicely refrigerated here, too.
[15:19] Spitz
    Three people's worth of hands.
[15:23] Spitz
    The man in the truck, Mushanokouji,
    is definitely the Hand Collector.
[15:28] Ron
    Thanks. That was a great help.
[15:30] Kawasemi
    What was all that?
[15:32] Toto
    Er, uh...
[15:35] Toto
    What's all this sticky stuff?
    B-Black sugar syrup?
[15:38] Ron
    Sorry. It went off by accident.
[15:40] Ron
    Let's go wash it off.
[15:41] Toto
    Why would you even need that function?!
[15:43] Toto
    Seriously! I'm all sticky now.
[15:44] Ron
    Come on, let's go.
[15:47] Ron
    Oh, Kawasemi-kun?
[15:51] Ron
    When we get back,
    Detective Isshiki says he'll solve the case.
[15:54] Kamokyun
    So just you wait, okay?
[15:58] Kawasemi
    He'll solve it?
[16:22] Kawasemi
    I hear you're going to solve the case.
[16:24] Kawasemi
    Very well. I'll humor the nonsensical
    ramblings of a rookie detective.
[16:28] Toto
    Okay.
[16:29] Toto
    As the information you just received
    from the Aichi police confirms,
[16:33] Toto
    Mushanokouji is without a doubt
     the Hand Collector serial killer.
[16:39] Kawasemi
    Yes, he is.
[16:41] Yamane
    Hold on!
[16:42] Yamane
    Mushanokouji's hands were taken too, right?
[16:47] Toto
    Meaning that was done to make us think
    there's another Hand Collector.
[16:51] Toto
    It's the work of a copycat.
[16:53] Kawasemi
    That's rather obvious.
[16:55] Kawasemi
    The real question is,
[16:57] Kawasemi
    why would they go to the trouble
    to imitate such a brutal murder?
[17:01] Toto
    Actually, they didn't murder anyone.
[17:04] Toto
    Mushanokouji...
[17:06] Toto
    killed himself.
[17:08] Kawasemi
    What?
[17:12] Toto
    Mushanokouji stabbed himself in the heart,
[17:15] Toto
    splattering blood on his jacket sleeves.
[17:18] Toto
    In order to make his death look like a murder,
[17:20] Toto
    someone removed and hid his jacket.
[17:23] Kawasemi
    You mean to say that's why
    he's dressed so lightly.
[17:26] Yamane
    Still, why would he kill himself?
[17:28] Toto
    Once he was cornered by you two,
[17:30] Toto
    the serial killer had no choice
    but to accept his fate.
[17:35] Kawasemi
    If that's true, he took his life
     in that abandoned factory.
[17:40] Kawasemi
    But we and Mushanokouji
    were the only people there.
[17:45] Kawasemi
    It can't be. That means the person who
     took Mushanokouji's hands was...
[17:49] Toto
    That's right.
[17:51] Toto
    It was the first person to find
    Mushanokouji after he killed himself.
[17:58] Toto
    Yamane-san, that would be you!
[18:00] Yamane
    Wha?!
[18:01] Yamane
    I-It couldn't possibly be me!
[18:05] Toto
    You cornered Mushanokouji
    in the abandoned factory at night.
[18:09] Toto
    I'm sure it was pitch black in there.
[18:11] Toto
    It would've been impossible to see anything.
[18:13] Toto
    The culprit's tattoo is in
    a hard-to-spot place on his wrist
[18:17] Toto
    and it's difficult to make out,
[18:19] Toto
    so how did you instantly know it was a bird?
[18:25] Kawasemi
    Yamane...
[18:26] Yamane
    He's wrong! It wasn't me!
[18:28] Toto
    Still trying to gloss over everything?
[18:31] Toto
    You really can't tell Kawasemi-san, can you?
[18:34] Toto
    That you lost your handcuffs.
[18:40] Toto
    Earlier, when Yamane-san
     lost his button, he panicked
[18:45] Toto
    and said, "I found it this time."
[18:48] Toto
    In other words, he's already
    lost something important to him.
[18:53] Toto
    Something which, for example,
    might compromise police integrity.
[18:58] Toto
    The reason you were so on edge that day
[19:00] Toto
    is because you'd lost your cuffs, wasn't it?
[19:05] Toto
    That day, when you found the Hand Collector
    had killed himself, you had an idea.
[19:11] Toto
    To make it seem like he'd fled after you
     handcuffed him, you hid his body.
[19:16] Toto
    Then you severed his hands.
[19:21] Toto
    So when the body was found
     handless afterward,
[19:25] Toto
    it would look like the Hand Collector
    had taken the cuffs along with his hands.
[19:31] Toto
    No one would know you'd lost them.
[19:33] Kawasemi
    Impossible!
[19:34] Kawasemi
    My best subordinate would never—
[19:36] Toto
    That's exactly the problem!
[19:38] Toto
    It's obvious how much you value Yamane-san.
[19:43] Toto
    But the pressure of that...
[19:45] Toto
    It meant Yamane-san couldn't allow
    himself to be any less than your ideal.
[19:59] Yamane
    I'm sorry, Kawasemi-san!
[20:02] Yamane
    I've left a black mark on your career!
[20:16] Yamane
    The responsibility was
    too much for me to bear!
[20:19] Yamane
    I couldn't meet your expectations!
[20:45] Kawasemi
    Yamane.
[20:48] Kawasemi
    It will be difficult to reinstate you
    as a police officer.
[20:54] Kawasemi
    However...
[20:56] Kawasemi
    As long as you have the will,
[20:59] Kawasemi
    I'll be waiting for my partner to return.
[21:22] Kawasemi
    There's no need for both members
    of a team to be police officers, is there?
[21:27] Kawasemi
    Like how you two solved this mystery.
[21:32] Kawasemi
    Don't underestimate my eyes.
[21:35] Kawasemi
    Just as I was able to focus on investigating
    because Yamane was with me,
[21:40] Kawasemi
    this puppet master needs you to harness
[21:43] Kawasemi
    his full ability, doesn't he?
[21:48] Ron
    Impressive, Eagle Eye—
[21:49] Toto
    No, no! That's not the issue here!
[21:52] Toto
    This guy makes all kinds of messes,
[21:54] Toto
    so I have to keep an eye on him
     or he's worthless!
[21:56] Ron
    How am I worthless?
[21:59] Toto; background
    Hey, that's right. You didn't try
    to pressure the culprit today.
[22:00] Kawasemi
    So this is Isshiki Totomaru.
[22:03] Ron; background
    He wasn't a murderer.
    Yamane-kun didn't kill anyone, right?
[22:04] Kawasemi
    You've got a good man there...
[22:06] Kawasemi
    Amamiya.
[22:07] Toto
    That's how it works?!

E6 - The Case of the Live Broadcast Murder

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[00:02] Toto
    Ron! Are you in?
SIGN    Shooting Star Viewing
[00:07] Ron
    Hey, Toto.
[00:09] Ron
    Do you have a case?
[00:11] Toto
    The hell is with your eyes, Ron?!
[00:12] Toto
    Seriously, your eyes... What happened?
[00:16] Ron
    I've gotten addicted to that modern marvel.
[00:21] Ron
    It's packed with people and scenery
    and dreams. What a magnificent slab it is.
[00:25] Toto
    You can just call it a TV!
SIGN    Psychic Abilities: Fact or Fiction?
[00:27] Ron
    Daba, doobie-doo, daba-doobie-doo, baya!
[00:28] show v.o.
    Psychic Abilities: Fact or Fiction?
[00:31] Ron
    Daba, doobie-doo, daba-doobie-doo, baya!
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    Psychic Abilities:
    Fact or Fiction?
SIGN    #06 The Case of the Live Broadcast Murder
[02:09] Ono
    Let's start the live broadcast of
    Psychic Abilities: Fact or Fiction?
[02:13] Ono
    I'm Ono Yako, your host.
[02:16] Ono
    On our show, a psychic and a
     neurosurgeon go head to head
[02:20] Ono
    in an attempt to verify psychic powers.
[02:23] Ono
    The one demonstrating their power
SIGN    Psychic
    Torage Dankichi
[02:25] Ono
    is a psychic you all know, Torage-san!
[02:29] Ono
    And up against him is the genius
    neurosurgeon with miraculous hands...
SIGN    Neurosurgeon
    Usaki Mofu
[02:33] Ono
    Oh.
[02:35] Ono
    Mofu-sensei, the show has started!
[02:36] Mofu
    What? Already?
[02:39] Ono
    Please look toward the camera.
[02:42] Toto
    Is she severely injured?!
[02:45] Ron
    She's got more bandages again.
[02:46] Toto
    Huh?
[02:47] Mofu
    Oh, I'm so sorry.
[02:49] Ono
    Doctor, what happened to your face?
[02:51] Mofu
    I was cutting an apple
    and the knife sprang back at me.
[02:54] Mofu
    Sorry, I'm really bad at wrapping bandages.
[02:58] Ron
    Mofu-sensei is odd,
    so she's lots of fun to watch.
[03:01] Toto
    Is she really a genius surgeon?
[03:04] Ron
    Her procedures are accurate to 0.001mm.
    She's a globally preeminent super doctor.
[03:10] Mofu
    Ouch!
[03:11] Mofu
    I was adjusting my mic
    and it clipped to my chin!
[03:14] Mofu
    Ow!
[03:17] Toto
    How clumsy can you be?!
[03:20] Ono
    Well, Torage-san, what sort
    of power will you show us today?
[03:23] Torage
    The time has finally come to demonstrate
    what I'm truly capable of.
[03:27] Torage
    Today, I will show you I can
    control a mind using only writing.
[03:30] audience
    What? Huh?
[03:32] Ron
    That sounds intriguing!
[03:33] Ron
    You can do this, Torage!
[03:35] Toto
    Ron, you believe in psychic stuff?
[03:37] Ron
    Not at all.
[03:39] Toto
    Huh? Then why are you cheering him on?
[03:41] Ron
    Because if psychic powers were real,
    solving cases would be more fun.
[03:46] Ron
    I'd love to crack even more
     complicated mysteries.
[03:50] Ron
    You seem like the gullible type
    who'd just shout, "That's amazing!"
[03:54] Toto
    I'm not that easily taken in.
    You don't give me enough credit.
[03:57] Torage
    If you can resist my psychic influence,
[04:01] Torage
    I will reward you with 100,000 yen.
[04:04] Torage
    Any volunteers?
[04:05] audience
    Over here!
[04:05] audience
    Me, me!
[04:07] Torage
    I'll take you in the white hoodie.
[04:10] subject
    All right! I'm gonna get
    that 100,000 yen!
[04:16] Torage
    I will say in advance that what's about
    to happen is not by power of suggestion.
[04:22] Torage
    What I write on this card
    will exert direct control of him.
[04:26] Torage
    The subject is wearing noise-canceling
    headphones prepared by the staff.
[04:31] Torage
    With those on, he can't hear a thing.
[04:34] Torage
    Nevertheless, the instant he reads this...
[04:42] subject
    My body's...
[04:44] subject
    Wait, huh? What?!
[04:45] audience
    Huh?!
[04:47] audience
    No way!
[04:48] Toto
    That's amazing!
[04:49] Ono
    He's doing exactly
    as the card says in English!
[04:52] Ono
    Everyone, a round of applause for Torage-san!
[04:57] Torage
    This is the next word.
[04:59] Torage
    He will heed it and obey
     regardless of his own will.
[05:05] subject
    Huh?
[05:06] subject
    S-Seriously?!
[05:07] Toto
    Amazing... Just amazing!
[05:10] Ono
    This time, the word "run"
    made him start running!
[05:12] Ono
    Is his mind really being controlled
    by what's written on these cards?!
[05:16] Ron
    Will Mofu-sensei pick up on it?
[05:19] Toto
    Huh?
[05:22] Mofu
    You're mocking neuroscience.
[05:24] Ono
    Usaki-sensei will now give her rebuttal!
[05:26] Mofu
    Was the subject really chosen at random?
[05:30] Toto
    What?
[05:31] Torage
    Of course. What gives you any doubt?
[05:35] Mofu
    Just like your fingerprints,
    you can't change the way you move.
[05:39] [SONG] text
     Match
[05:39] Mofu
    I ran the subject through a biological
    motion app that analyzes movement,
[05:44] Mofu
    and I've determined he's the same
     subject from your last demonstration.
[05:49] Mofu
    He's a plant in league with you, Torage-san!
[05:53] Ron
    So she did notice.
[05:54] Toto
    It was all staged?
[05:56] Mofu
    Here's the proof!
[05:57] Ono
    We can't see through the cracks!
[05:59] Mofu
    I mean, they always get run over by
    dump trucks when you drop them, you know?
[06:03] Ono
    I can't say I would...
[06:06] Torage
    Kindly refrain from false accusations.
[06:09] Torage
    If this next word reaches his brain,
    will you believe he wasn't planted?
[06:15] Mofu
    What?
[06:18] Ono
    The word he's written now
     can only mean one thing!
[06:23] Torage
    What do you think, Usaki-sensei?
    If the subject dies, will you believe me?
[06:28] Mofu
    There's no way this will take his life.
[06:30] Mofu
    Take that as my answer.
[06:32] Torage
    Oh dear. Well then...
[06:54] Torage
    He's dead.
[06:57] staff A
    Th-This is bad!
[06:58] staff B
    Stop the broadcast!
[06:59] staff C
    I've called an ambulance!
[07:01] staff D
    Cut to the screen we use for accidents!
SIGN    We'll be right back
[07:07] Toto
    It can't be...
[07:10] Ron
    This is a live broadcast. We've got
    no time to laze around here.
[07:13] Toto
    Yeah.
[07:21] forensics
    Oh, Isshiki-san.
[07:23] forensics
    We've just confirmed the death
    and secured the scene.
[07:27] Toto
    Good work.
[07:28] forensics
    Who's that with you?
[07:29] Toto
    Huh?
[07:30] Ron
    I'm Asasuki Kamoji.
SIGN    Torage
[07:32] Ron
    I'm a bandwagon Torage fan!
[07:34] Toto
    You're the worst person to let in here!
[07:37] Toto
    He's a specialist helping out
    with the investigation!
[07:40] Ron
    Excuse me.
[07:42] Ron
    Don't worry. I will avenge you.
[07:46] Torage
    Who's he?
[07:47] Ron
    Oh, Torage-kun! I saw you on TV!
[07:50] Torage
    And you are?
[07:51] Ron
    I'm a bandwagon fan!
[07:53] Toto
    Nix the "bandwagon" bit! And get up!
[07:56] Torage
    What's a fan doing here?
[07:58] Toto
    I'm so sorry.
[07:59] Ron
    I wanted to ask you something, Torage-kun.
[08:02] Toto
    D-Don't say anything rude.
[08:04] Ron
    How'd you kill him?
[08:06] Toto
    That's majorly rude!
[08:08] Ron
    But you gotta ask, right?
[08:09] Toto
    No, you don't!
[08:11] Torage
    You're amusing.
[08:12] Torage
    I killed him with my psychic powers.
[08:17] Torage
    But under modern science and the law,
    I cannot be held accountable.
[08:22] Toto
    You admit that you killed him?
[08:24] Toto
    Except I can't arrest a guy
    for a psychically-induced death.
[08:28] Ron
    I knew it! You really are the best!
[08:32] Ron
    Can I have your autograph?
[08:33] Toto
    That's my notebook!
[08:35] Torage
    On that tiny paper?
[08:37] Ron
    Well, this is all so sudden.
[08:39] Ron
    Do you have a pen? The one you
    used on those cards would be fine.
[08:43] Torage
    What?
[08:45] Torage
    Once I've signed this, begone.
[08:51] Ron
    It's so thick I can't read it.
[08:52] Toto
    He's pissed at you!
[08:54] Torage
    If that neurosurgeon had
    only believed in psychic powers,
[08:58] Torage
    this demonstration would have
     been unnecessary.
[09:01] Torage
    If anyone's to be punished,
[09:02] Torage
    it should be her, don't you think?
[09:06] Toto
    No way...
SIGN    We'll be right back
[09:18] Shikata
    I'm Shikata, Usaki-sensei's
     assistant at the hospital.
[09:22] Shikata
    The doctor's beside herself right now.
[09:25] Toto
    I don't think what happened here
     was her fault.
[09:28] Mofu
    No...
[09:30] Mofu
    I'm a practitioner of medicine.
[09:32] Mofu
    I have to take responsibility for allowing
    someone to die right in front of me!
[09:38] Ron
    Mofu-sensei, has this incident
    made you believe in psychic powers?
[09:43] Mofu
    I don't know.
[09:45] Mofu
    I examined the body and
    the cause of death was poison.
[09:49] Toto
    Poison?
[09:50] Mofu
    I observed flaccid paralysis,
    and given the presentation of cyanosis,
[09:55] Mofu
    I believe it was a neurotoxin.
[09:58] Mofu
    Blowfish poison or snake venom, or...
[10:01] Mofu
    He went into cardiac arrest
    before the ambulance arrived,
[10:04] Mofu
    so it may have been
    the potent botulinum toxin.
[10:07] Ron
    My thoughts precisely.
[10:09] Ron
    I'd expect no less of you, Mofu-sensei.
[10:11] Ron
    I figured that speck
    on the back of the victim's neck
[10:14] Ron
    might be a mark left by a poisoned needle.
[10:17] Ron
    What do you think?
[10:18] Mofu
    I thought exactly the same thing!
[10:20] Ron
    Great minds, huh?
[10:21] Mofu
    Are you a medical doctor?
[10:23] Ron
    I'm a Torage fan.
[10:25] Toto
    You don't have to be that stupidly honest!
[10:28] Toto
    If there's a mark from a poisoned needle,
[10:30] Toto
    does that mean Torage used
    a blowgun or something to stab him?
[10:33] Mofu
    I'm afraid not.
[10:35] Mofu
    He didn't do anything that seemed suspicious.
[10:38] Mofu
    And from where he was standing,
     he couldn't have hit the subject.
[10:40] Mofu
    Moreover, there wasn't
    anyone behind the subject!
[10:44] Mofu
    No matter how I rack my brain,
    I can't explain it!
[10:47] Toto
    You're right. It was a superhuman feat.
[10:50] Toto
    The only explanation is psychic powers.
[10:52] Ron
    Yay! Torage-san for the win! Fans rejoice!
[10:55] Toto
    You really are the worst, you know that?
[10:59] Shikata
    Mofu-sensei has a personal reason
     she can't be bested here.
[11:04] Shikata
    It's why she came after
    an all-night surgery and
[11:07] Shikata
    forced herself to participate
     in today's show.
[11:09] Ron
    Then let's solve this case quickly
    so she can get some sleep.
[11:15] Ron
    We'll figure out the trick and
    see the fake psychic off the stage.
[11:21] Toto
    Ron...
[11:22] Mofu
    The trick?
[11:24] Ron
    It wasn't psychic power.
[11:27] Shikata
    But you said you were a fan of Torage's...
[11:30] Ron
    Just a bandwagon fan.
[11:32] Ron
    The only thing I'm a true
     life-long fan of is the truth.
[11:37] Ron
    The pure, naïve Detective Isshiki
    will expose the trick here.
[11:44] Ron
    Just after the subject saw the cue card,
[11:47] Ron
    he closed his eyes and
    collapsed to the floor, right?
[11:51] Ron
    And after that, he didn't even twitch?
[11:53] Mofu
    No.
[11:55] Mofu
    When I was giving him CPR,
    he came to for just a moment.
[12:00] Mofu
    He was in distress,
[12:02] Mofu
    then his breathing stopped again.
[12:05] Toto
    There's no way Torage stabbed
[12:07] Toto
    the subject in the neck
    while the doctor was giving him CPR.
[12:11] Toto
    Forensics hasn't turned up
     any poisoned needles, either.
[12:15] Toto
    It looks like this really was
     caused psychically.
[12:18] Ron
    No. We've got all the pieces, Toto.
[12:21] Toto
    What?
[12:22] Ron
    The entirety of this trick...
[12:24] Ron
    is on TV.
[12:26] Mofu
    You've got hyperemia in your eyes.
    Have some eye drops.
[12:29] Ron
    You're so kind.
[12:31] Mofu
    Take good care of yourself.
[12:32] Ron
    Thank you.
SIGN    Studio 6
[12:37] Toto
    Thank you for gathering here.
[12:39] Toto
    I will now solve the mystery of how
    the subject died during the show.
[12:45] Toto
    And since the stage is still set,
    let's try reenacting the incident.
[12:50] staff A
    You want to reenact it?
[12:52] staff B
    Can you really do that?
[12:54] Toto
    Usaki-sensei, could I ask you
     to play the subject?
[12:57] Mofu
    Me?
[12:59] Toto
    I'll stand in for Torage-san.
[13:01] Toto
    To ensure this is accurate,
    I asked the staff for the same cue cards.
[13:06] Toto
    Torage-san, could I borrow the pen you used?
[13:09] Torage
    There's no need to go that far.
[13:11] Torage
    Why should I go along with this farce?
[13:14] Mofu
    Someone lost their life here!
[13:16] Mofu
    Please just lend us the pen!
[13:24] Mofu
    I'm so sorry!
[13:25] Toto
    Full-throttle clumsiness on display!
[13:30] Mofu
    Torage-san, we'll be borrowing this!
[13:32] Torage
    Tch.
[13:36] Toto
    Usaki-sensei will put on
    the noise-canceling headphones
[13:40] Toto
    and act out what's written here.
[13:42] Toto
    Basically, she'll do as the plant would.
[13:44] Torage
    Hey! Calling him a plant is unfair!
[13:47] Torage
    What idiot would die for a staged trick?!
[13:49] Toto
    P-Please, calm down!
    That's what we're testing right now.
[13:56] Toto
    Now then...
[13:58] Toto
    Please start with this word.
[14:02] Toto
    Very good.
[14:04] Toto
    Now, on to the next word.
[14:07] Toto
    Wonderful!
[14:08] Toto
    She's following along perfectly.
[14:10] Ono
    Well, of course she is.
    You're telling her what to do.
[14:13] staff C
    This is stupid. Is that detective okay?
[14:18] Toto
    Now, at last, the word in question.
[14:21] Toto
    I'll have Usaki-sensei stand
    right where the subject was.
[14:26] Toto
    I'll show her this the same way, too.
[14:35] Shikata
    Mofu-sensei!
[14:37] Toto
    Please, stay calm!
[14:39] Toto
    Usaki-sensei is not dead.
[14:42] Shikata
    Then what did you do?
[14:44] staff C
    Is there some trick to the cue card?
[14:46] Toto
    No, it's just regular, extra-thick paper.
[14:48] Toto
    But at the time of the incident,
    Torage-san set the card on the podium.
[14:52] Toto
    He then turned it upside down
    and showed it to the subject.
[14:56] Shikata
    He turned it upside down?
[15:05] Toto
    Like this.
[15:08] Ono
    "Sleep"?!
[15:10] staff C
    It says sleep!
[15:11] Shikata
    Turned upside down, "death" becomes "sleep"?!
[15:14] Mofu
    Which means that when he collapsed,
    the subject was still conscious?
[15:18] Toto
    That's right.
[15:20] Toto
    The subject was pretending to be asleep.
[15:23] Toto
    The headphones prevented him
     from hearing the commotion,
[15:26] Toto
    so he kept up the act even as
    Torage-san took his pulse.
[15:30] Toto
    So, when was the subject killed?
[15:34] Toto
    After the broadcast was suspended,
[15:36] Toto
    while standing among the crowd
[15:38] Toto
    and amid all the chaos,
    Torage-san injected him with poison!
[15:44] Mofu
    That means he showed signs
     of distress during CPR
[15:47] Mofu
    because the injected poison
    took time to circulate.
[15:51] Toto
    No psychic abilities were used.
[15:53] Toto
    Isn't that right, Torage-san?
[15:59] Torage
    These accusations are completely unfounded!
[16:01] Torage
    First and foremost, you haven't
    found a poisoned needle!
[16:04] Toto
    No, we retrieved it.
[16:06] Torage
    Wha—?!
[16:11] Toto
    When you were asked to sign my notebook,
[16:14] Toto
    why did you choose such a thick, unwieldy pen?
[16:17] Toto
    Because the poisoned needle was
    hidden inside the tip of your thinner pen!
[16:22] Shikata
    That's where he concealed it?
[16:25] Torage
    You're wrong! This death
    was the result of psychic powers!
[16:28] Torage
    If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you!
[16:34] Torage
    Torage Psychic!
[16:43] Torage
    I'm lying. I give up.
[16:51] Torage
    He was just a plant,
    but he started threatening me!
[16:55] Torage
    He said he'd out my tricks
[16:57] Torage
    if I didn't fork over
    90 percent of my earnings.
[17:00] Torage
    Killing him was my only choice!
[17:03] Ron
    Stab yourself.
[17:06] Ron
    Anyone who dismisses the lives of others...
[17:09] Ron
    has no right to live in this world.
[17:12] Toto
    This is bad!
[17:13] Ron
    Stab yourself.
[17:18] Torage
    Stab... myself...
[17:27] Toto
    Stop!
[17:45] Mofu
    The poisoned needle!
[17:50] Ron
    Toto!
[17:52] Mofu
    Let me take a look!
[17:54] Toto
    It's too late!
[17:56] Toto
    The mark of the poisoned needle...
[17:58] Torage
    Mark of the poisoned needle?
[17:59] Torage
    I swapped the pen tip with the needle.
[18:02] Torage
    There's no way it'd leave an ink mark.
[18:04] Toto
    What?
[18:05] Toto
    Then this pen is...
[18:15] Toto
    Here it is!
    This one's the poisoned needle pen!
[18:27] Toto
    Honestly, Ron. I seriously
    thought I was a dead man.
[18:34] Ron
    I'm sorry. I regret what I've done.
[18:36] Toto
    You say that now, but later, I know you'll
     ask me for the next case like always.
[18:42] Ron
    It was a mistake for me
    to start sleuthing again.
[18:45] Toto
    Huh? He's not talking back.
[18:48] Ron
    If that had gone any further,
     there'd be no undoing what I wrought.
[18:52] Ron
    I have no right to be a detective.
[19:00] Toto
    He's really down on himself.
[19:02] Toto
    Like back when I first met him.
[19:04] Toto
    Not that I don't understand why.
[19:07] Toto
    Maybe it's time to give up
    this dangerous approach.
[19:11] Mofu
    Oh, Isshiki-san!
[19:15] Mofu
    My bandages are caught on the handrail!
[19:18] Toto
    That takes skill!
[19:20] Mofu
    Thank you so much for what you did today.
[19:23] Toto
    Don't mention it.
[19:25] Mofu
    So many patients
    are going to live because of you.
[19:30] Mofu
    A long time ago, I had a patient
    who believed in psychic treatments,
[19:33] Mofu
    refused surgery,
    and passed away because of it.
[19:36] Toto
    That's why you were trying so hard...
[19:39] Mofu
    Your brilliant deductions
     will save lots of lives!
[19:45] Toto
    Yeah, you're right...
[19:48] Toto
    I feel reenergized! Thank you, Mofu-sensei!
[19:51] Mofu
    Not at all.
[19:53] Toto
    I'll be on my way.
[19:57] Toto
    Oh, and I'm sorry for giving you
    a scare at the end there.
[20:01] Toto
    He's got a weird habit of
    pressuring murderers into things.
[20:06] Mofu
    Pressuring them...?
[20:08] Toto
    Well, I'll see you later!
[20:12] Mofu
    That was more than just pressuring...
[20:21] Toto
    Ron!
[20:25] Toto
    You can't quit over something like that!
[20:28] Ron
    "Something like that"?
[20:30] Ron
    I nearly killed you.
[20:34] Toto
    It was just an accident.
[20:36] Ron
    If anything like it happened again
    and you died...
[20:41] Ron
    I'd despair of myself and wouldn't
    be able to carry on.
[20:44] Toto
    I swear, don't write me off
     as a goner so readily.
[20:48] Toto
    Next time, I'll stop you.
[20:50] Toto
    So I want you to have some faith
    in Kamonohashi Ron, too!
[20:55] Toto
    You love sleuthing above all else.
[20:57] Toto
    You've devoted your life
    to being a detective.
[20:59] Toto
    Why did you shut yourself away
    for five years?
[21:02] Toto
    It's because you care about people's lives!
[21:05] Ron
    Toto...
[21:06] Toto
    People's lives are at the core
    of your guiding principles and all you do.
[21:10] Toto
    That's just the kind of guy you are.
[21:13] Ron
    But...
[21:15] Toto
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Shooting Star Viewing
[21:20] Ron
    An invitation?
[21:29] Ron
    A gathering at an observatory on a remote
    island to watch the Leonid meteor shower?
[21:34] Ron
    What is this?
[21:35] Toto
    It arrived this morning.
[21:36] Toto
    I don't know the sender very well,
[21:39] Toto
    but times like this call for a change of pace.
[21:42] Toto
    Until you can believe in yourself,
    I'll stick with you! Okay?
[21:48] Ron
    You're right.
[21:50] Ron
    It might be good to get away from mysteries.
SIGN    Shooting Star Viewing
[21:58] Ron
    And this remote island...
[22:00] Ron
    Nandan Island is famous
    for its black sugar syrup!
[22:03] Toto
    That's what really matters to you?!
[22:06] Ron
    Today, at least, it would be nice
    to have some sweet dreams.

E7 - The Case of the Observatory Murder (Part 1)

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[00:00] Toto
    I'm so sorry we were late.
[00:02] Jumonji
    Not at all. You must be busy.
[00:05] Jumonji
    You're one of Japan's
    best detectives, after all.
[00:07] Toto
    Who told you that?!
[00:09] Jumonji
    I have a friend in the prefectural police.
[00:12] Jumonji
    They asked Kawasemi-san
    about brilliant detectives,
[00:15] Jumonji
    and he gave your name, Isshiki-san.
[00:18] Toto
    K-Kawasemi-san did?
[00:19] Ron
    But why invite a brilliant detective
    to a meteor shower viewing party?
[00:25] Jumonji
    To be prepared for anything!
[00:27] Jumonji
    A few of our guests will inevitably
    be thinking about the incident.
[00:32] Toto
    "The incident"?
[00:33] Ron
    Wh-What kind of incident?
[00:34] Ron
    Don't ask that!
[00:36] Ron
    I'm here to get away from cases.
[00:39] Ron
    But just asking isn't...
[00:40] Ron
    No, I can't!
[00:42] Ron
    What if I just happen to hear about one?
[00:44] Ron; background
    Then there'd be no point to any of this!
[00:44] Toto
    Please don't mind him. He's a little tired.
[00:48] Jumonji
    I asked you to come just as insurance.
[00:51] Jumonji
    Nothing's going to happen.
[00:53] Jumonji
    Please enjoy the viewing party.
[00:57] Jumonji
    Look, you can see it now. That's the island.
[01:03] Jumonji
    Farmers come over from the main island
    when it's harvest time for the sugarcane,
[01:08] Jumonji
    but right now, it's just the observatory
    staff and our guests staying here.
[01:13] Ron
    And your famous black sugar syrup
     is made from this sugarcane, right?
[01:17] Jumonji
    You know your stuff!
[01:19] Ron
    Sign me up for three meals a day
    of high-quality black sugar syrup!
[01:23] Toto
    Only you would be okay with that!
[01:25] Ron
    And I'd like to attempt
    hula hooping after eating.
[01:28] Toto
    That's what you forgot and went back for?!
[01:32] Ron
    "Hula hooping at an observatory" is on
     the list I made during my five-year seclusion.
[01:37] Toto
    That nonsensical list again...
[01:41] Jumonji
    We're serving a standing buffet tonight.
[01:44] Jumonji
    I'll ask the chef about
    a black sugar syrup meal for you.
[01:47] Jumonji
    And hula hoop to your heart's content.
[01:54] Jumonji
    Now, here we are.
[01:57] Jumonji
    This is the pride and joy of the island,
    Nandan Observatory.
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    #07 The Case of the Observatory Murder (Part 1)
[03:37] Jumonji
    On the first floor, we have
    the lobby and cafeteria.
[03:42] Toto
    Huh? A pistol?
[03:44] Jumonji
    It's a replica.
    The gun wards off evil spirits.
[03:48] Toto
    Wow.
[03:49] Ron
    It's meticulously crafted.
[03:51] Ron
    Nearly indistinguishable from the real thing.
     But what's this about evil spirits?
[03:55] Jumonji
    Long ago on this island,
     in order to protect the sugarcane,
[04:00] Jumonji
    every household kept a flintlock as a charm.
[04:03] Jumonji
    That's the tradition.
[04:05] Toto
    Huh!
[04:06] Jumonji
    The second floor holds guestrooms.
[04:09] Jumonji
    And the doors at the end of the hall...
[04:11] Jumonji
    are the entrance to the observation dome.
[04:15] Unno
    I'll kill 'em!
[04:22] Unno
    Oh, Director.
[04:23] Jumonji
    What are you doing, Unno-kun?
[04:25] Unno
    Relieving stress.
[04:27] Unno
    With the dome closed,
    this place is soundproof,
[04:29] Unno
    so when something ticks me off,
    I come here to scream.
[04:32] Jumonji
    I-I didn't know that.
[04:35] Unno
    Just listen to this!
[04:36] Unno
    One of the guests, Donzawa,
    asked me to bring coffee.
[04:39] Unno
    And when I did, he yelled because
     the stars on the cup were wrong!
[04:42] Unno
    Also, what's this about
     a black sugar syrup meal?
[04:46] Ron
    That's for me.
[04:47] Unno
    A g-guest?!
[04:49] Unno
    Please pardon my rudeness!
[04:50] Ron
    Sorry for the impossible ask.
[04:52] Donzawa
    What's all the commotion?
[04:55] Toto
    That haircut's really something!
[04:57] Donzawa
    My hair is cut so as not to get in the way
    when I look through a telescope.
[05:02] Toto
    There's so much I want to say,
    but I beg you, mouth! Be still!
[05:06] Donzawa
    Dear, dear. It seems we have impure guests.
[05:08] Toto
    Impure?
[05:10] Onodera
    Donzawa-san means we have people
    who can't appreciate the shower,
[05:14] Onodera
    who aren't astronomy fans, among us.
[05:17] Onodera
    Hi! I'm Onodera, a photographer
    of celestial objects.
[05:20] Onodera
    And it isn't just you two.
[05:22] Onodera
    This guy doesn't seem like
     an astronomy buff either.
[05:28] John
    You're...
[05:29] Ron
    Sensei...
[05:31] Toto
    "Sensei"? You mean...
[05:32] Ron
    Yes.
[05:34] Ron
    He's the BLUE detective academy's
     closed circle theory instructor,
[05:38] Ron
    John Grizzly.
[05:41] Toto
    He's from BLUE?
[05:42] Ron
    He's one of the few instructors
    I acknowledged as my superior.
[05:47] John
    And why might you be here,
    Kamonohashi... kun?
[05:51] Ron
    I'm on a gourmet journey.
[05:53] Jumonji
    Well, you're all here now!
[05:55] Jumonji
    Let me make the introductions.
    This is Grizzly-san and Isshiki-san.
[05:59] Jumonji
    I've asked these two here
    to make sure there's no trouble.
[06:03] Jumonji
    One's a first-class sleuth and the other's
    a renowned police detective.
[06:06] Ron
    A man of his caliber playing security?
[06:09] Onodera
    It's the least they can do...
[06:11] Onodera
    after the gut-wrenching
    incident that happened here.
[06:14] Ron
    Please don't talk about
    incidents in front of me.
[06:17] Ron
    I'm not interested at all!
[06:19] Toto
    Your words and actions don't add up!
[06:21] Ron
    If Toto insists so strongly on hearing
    about it, I guess I don't mind.
[06:24] Toto
    You hallucinated me insisting that,
    but let's hear it.
[06:30] John
    Back then, just like right now,
[06:33] John
    the conditions for watching the
    Leonid meteor shower were perfect.
[06:37] John
    It happened ten years ago.
[06:39] John
    Here at Nandan Observatory,
SIGN    At the Observatory: 7 People Die Tragically by Gunfire
[06:42] John
    the director at the time
    and six others were gunned down.
[06:50] Jumonji
    The director then was my father.
[06:54] Toto
    What?
[06:55] John
    Even after a large-scale investigation,
     the gun used was never found.
[06:59] John
    The killer remains unidentified.
    The case has gone cold.
[07:03] Jumonji
    We considered shutting down the observatory,
[07:05] Jumonji
    but my father loved this place
    and astronomy with all his heart.
[07:10] Jumonji
    Which is why I'm holding a viewing party
    for the same meteor shower.
[07:14] Jumonji
    I think overcoming that tragedy
    is what my father would want!
[07:19] Danzawa
    I wholeheartedly agree, Director!
[07:21] Onodera
    We're cheering you on!
[07:22] Toto
    That's right, Jumonji-san!
[07:24] Toto
    Let's make this viewing a success!
[07:26] Orihime
    Sniffle! That story's enough
    to make a person cry, star.
[07:29] Toto
    Huh? Is that...
[07:32] Orihime
    I couldn't find the right timing to step in.
[07:35] Orihime
    I was invited here as well.
[07:38] Orihime
    I'm the idol of the constellation Orion...
[07:41] Orihime
    Orihime, star!
[07:42] Toto
    This is the first time I've met
    an idol in the flesh.
[07:45] Onodera
    Despite appearances,
    she's a pure astronomy fan.
[07:52] Jumonji
    Who's opening that without permission?
[07:53] Ron
    Sorry. I couldn't resist pulling the lever.
[07:56] Donzawa
    Oh! The observatory dome is splitting!
[08:04] Toto
    The telescope spins?!
[08:06] Jumonji
    It's computer controlled.
[08:07] Jumonji
    It automatically tracks the position
    and records footage of any stars entered.
[08:14] Onodera
    But we won't be using this telescope
    to watch the meteor shower.
[08:18] Ron
    Using a telescope with low magnification,
[08:21] Ron
    or just your eyes,
    really captures the beauty of the shower.
[08:24] Toto
    Really?
[08:25] Jumonji
    We'll be able to observe it
    starting around 11 PM on the roof.
[08:28] Jumonji
    Until then, please enjoy the standing buffet.
[08:43] Toto
    You're fully seated!
[08:44] Toto
    And you put that syrup on everything!
[08:47] Donzawa
    Well, what's the harm?
[08:49] Donzawa
    He's charmed us all.
    He's a pure astronomy maniac.
[08:54] Toto
    What?
[08:55] Onodera
    There aren't many people who can
    talk at length so happily
[08:59] Onodera
    about brown dwarfs.
[09:01] Toto
    Ron, I didn't know you were into this.
[09:03] Ron
    An ancestor of mine five generations ago
[09:05] Ron
    was a detective who didn't know
    about heliocentrism or solar systems.
[09:08] Ron
    I developed an interest in reaction to that.
[09:11] Toto
    Really?
[09:13] Toto
    Now that I think about it,
    I don't know much about Ron.
[09:22] Toto
    That man... I wonder if he knows about
    Ron from his time at the academy.
[09:27] Toto
    And about his illness, too.
[09:29] Toto
    He might even have a hint
    about how to cure it!
[09:36] Toto
    G-Good evening.
[09:39] John
    You are a friend of Kamonohashi-kun, I gather?
[09:41] Toto
    Yes.
[09:42] John
    He isn't participating in any
    forbidden sleuthing, is he?
[09:47] Toto
    What? No, sir.
[09:49] Toto
    After all, he ends up
    pressuring the perpetrators.
[09:52] John
    I see. So you know that much about him.
[09:55] Toto
    B-But I don't know any of the details!
[09:59] Toto
    If you wouldn't mind,
    I was hoping you'd tell me.
[10:02] Toto
    What happened in his past?
[10:04] Toto
    Did Ron really pressure culprits
    to their own deaths?
[10:11] John
    Five years ago, Ron took part
    in a hands-on training exercise.
[10:16] John
    Students and police worked together
[10:19] John
    to the end of catching real culprits.
[10:22] John
    With his genius deductions,
[10:24] John
    he succeeded in locating
    the base of a group of seven killers.
[10:28] John
    But when police entered the stronghold...
[10:37] John
    Murder weapon in hand,
[10:39] John
    Kamonohashi Ron was standing there,
     dazed and covered in blood,
[10:43] John
    among the corpses of all seven murderers.
[10:47] John
    It became known as the
    Bloody Training Incident.
[10:51] John
    I believe that's the answer
    you were looking for.
[10:54] Toto
    Ron did that to the culprits...?
[10:57] John
    There is 99 percent certainty.
[11:00] John
    However, Kamonohashi Ron had no memory
[11:02] John
    of the thirty minutes before or after,
[11:05] John
    so he was considered to be
    of unsound mind at the time.
[11:07] John
    As such, barring him from
     a detective's license
[11:10] John
    was the extent of his punishment.
[11:15] John
    He's lucky.
[11:17] John
    Had I been in charge of deciding his fate,
[11:20] John
    I would have given him the death penalty.
[11:27] Orihime
    You're Kamonohashi-san's
    friend, aren't you?
[11:30] Orihime
    Please stop him!
[11:32] Toto
    What?
[11:36] Toto
    It's dangerous to do that
    after you've just eaten that much!
[11:39] Ron
    I was depicting the orbit
    of planets in a solar system...
[11:41] Donzawa
    It was magnificent!
[11:43] Onodera
    Yes, it was!
[11:45] Ron
    I am utterly content, Toto.
[11:48] Ron
    Since I've achieved my goal and I'm sleepy,
    I'm going to my room.
[11:52] Toto
    And the meteor shower?
[11:54] Ron
    I'll see it in my dreams.
[11:56] Donzawa
    That's so deep.
[11:57] Onodera
    How refined.
[11:58] Toto
    You've made some die-hard fans!
[12:02] Toto
    That Ron! He has no idea
    how I feel right now...
[12:15] Toto
    So this...
[12:17] Toto
    is the Leonid meteor shower!
[12:21] Toto
    I have absolutely no interest in the stars,
    but I'm so glad I came.
[12:33] Toto
    Come to think of it,
    where did Onodera-san go?
[12:36] Danzawa
    She hurried back to her room.
[12:38] Danzawa
    Said something about getting
     photography equipment.
[12:41] Toto
    But it's been about two hours, hasn't it?
[12:48] Toto
    The dome!
[12:53] Toto
    Was that a gunshot?!
[12:55] John
    It was inside!
[12:55] Donzawa
    It can't be...
[12:56] Toto
    I'll go and see!
[12:57] John
    Yes!
[13:03] Toto
    It's no use.
[13:04] Jumonji
    I'll go get the key!
[13:08] Orihime
    What's happened, star?
[13:12] John
    Is anyone in there?!
[13:19] Jumonji
    I can't find the key!
[13:20] Jumonji
    It should be in the office, but...
[13:22] Donzawa
    What?!
[13:23] Toto
    But that's...
[13:23] John
    All we can do is break down the door.
[13:29] John
    It's certainly sturdy.
[13:30] Toto
    I'll help too!
[13:32] Jumonji
    So will I!
[13:39] Toto
    It's pitch black.
[13:44] John
    The lights won't turn on.
[13:45] Unno
    Director! I got flashlights!
[13:48] Jumonji
    That's a huge help, Unno-kun!
[13:54] Toto
    I-It can't be.
[13:55] Toto
    That's Onodera-san and...
[14:00] Toto
    Ron?!
[14:03] Jumonji
    Th-This can't be happening.
[14:08] Toto
    Ron!
[14:22] Unno
    Sh-She's dead!
[14:24] John
    I've been such a fool.
    I should have predicted this.
[14:29] Toto
    Y-You don't suspect Ron, do you?
[14:32] Donzawa
    Just look! It's obvious, isn't it?!
[14:35] Unno
    I thought he was suspicious from the start!
[14:38] Unno
    What weirdo wants a black sugar syrup meal?!
[14:41] Ron
    The syrup did nothing wrong.
[14:43] Toto
    Ron, you're awake?
[14:45] Ron
    I woke to Orihime-kun screaming.
[14:48] Ron
    I don't remember anything after going
    back to my room and lying down on my bed.
[14:52] Ron
    But I can deduce from your conversation
    that I'm in a very bad situation right now.
[14:58] Donzawa
    This was a murder!
[15:00] Unno
    Hurry up and restrain him!
[15:01] John
    Please, no one move!
    All of you are suspects too.
[15:04] Unno
    What?
[15:06] Jumonji
    W-We are?
[15:08] Jumonji
    I make it a point to look at every incident
    fairly and without prejudice.
[15:14] Jumonji
    I must treat everyone here
    on the island as a suspect.
[15:19] Ron
    You are truly an instructor
    who embodies BLUE's lofty ideals.
[15:23] Ron
    Therein lies the reason I doff my cap to you.
[15:27] Ron
    Please, investigate this thoroughly,
    first-rate sleuth...
[15:30] Ron
    and renowned police detective.
[15:32] Toto
    Right. I have to do this too.
[15:35] John
    I haven't eliminated you as a suspect.
[15:38] John
    Stay quiet and watch, Kamonohashi Ron.
[15:43] John
    The body is still warm, meaning she's
    only very recently deceased.
[15:47] John
    The bullet struck her heart
    directly through her back.
[15:51] John
    Strictly speaking, we need to
     wait for an autopsy first,
[15:54] John
    but this is most likely the cause of death.
[15:56] John
    So the murder weapon was a gun.
[15:58] John
    I'll hold on to this.
[16:00] Donzawa
    That gun was on display in the lobby!
[16:03] Jumonji
    I never imagined that it was real...
[16:10] John
    All of the lights in here are broken.
[16:16] John
    With no ladder, escape through
    the dome would be impossible.
[16:22] John
    No one's escaping through here either.
[16:25] Toto
    Yeah, it's way too small.
[16:32] John
    There don't seem to be exits anywhere else.
[16:35] Toto
    I-I agree.
[16:37] John
    Therefore, we can only say that
     these mounting facts lead us
[16:41] John
    to but a single truth.
[16:44] John
    It's impossible to think the culprit was
     anyone except you, Kamonohashi Ron.
[16:48] Unno
    See?! I knew it!
[16:49] Ron
    Oh? That's not the result I was hoping for.
[16:52] Toto
    B-But...
[16:54] John
    There's undeniable circumstantial
     evidence against you.
[16:57] John
    The same as five years ago.
[17:02] John
    There is no way in or out other than
    the door we came through.
[17:05] John
    But that door was locked.
[17:08] John
    So inside this observation dome...
[17:11] John
    was a perfect locked room.
[17:14] Ron
    What?
[17:15] Ron
    A locked room?
[17:17] Ron
    Just because the door
    was locked, I'm the culprit?
[17:20] Ron
    I killed some—
[17:23] Ron
    Clink?
[17:27] Ron
    What is this?
[17:30] Jumonji
    That's the key from the lobby!
    It's the only master key!
[17:34] Ron
    Wh-What's this troublesome thing
    doing in my pocket?
[17:38] Donzawa
    That's definitive proof!
[17:40] Unno
    Murderer!
[17:41] Toto
    What? Why would Ron kill someone?
[17:43] John
    Arrest him, Isshiki-kun.
[17:48] Toto
    Please wait!
[17:49] Ron
    It's all right, Toto. If you're the one
    arresting me, then I'm satisfied.
[17:53] Toto
    Wh-What? Ron!
    Don't you have anything to say?
[17:56] Ron
    No. I've got nothing.
[18:00] Toto
    No way...
[18:01] John
    Go and bring him his shoes, Isshiki-kun.
[18:07] John
    It's dangerous to walk over
    these shards barefoot.
[18:16] Toto
    Yes, sir.
[18:18] Donzawa
    This observatory is cursed!
[18:21] Orihime
    Please don't say such scary things!
[18:23] Jumonji
    She's right!
     We've caught the culprit, after all.
[18:25] John
    Jumonji-san, please contact
    the police on the main island.
[18:30] John
    We still require a formal investigation.
[18:32] Jumonji
    I will. Having you here
    really saved us, Grizzly-san.
[18:38] Toto
    You really don't remember anything?
[18:41] Ron
    No. My memory stops
     at collapsing onto my bed.
[18:45] Ron
    When I opened my eyes,
    I was in the observatory dome.
[18:48] Ron
    Along with the body of Onodera-kun,
    whom I seem to have killed.
[18:52] Toto
    Is that...
[18:54] Toto
    how you felt after the
     Bloody Training Incident?
[18:58] Ron
    Did Grizzly-sensei tell you about that?
[19:01] Toto
    During dinner.
[19:03] Ron
    It's exactly the same, right down
    to the crime I committed.
[19:07] Toto
    You seriously think you're the killer?
[19:09] Ron
    I must be. I can't remember anything,
     so it must be true.
[19:14] Toto
    Hold it, Ron!
[19:15] Toto
    What's going on? This isn't like you!
[19:17] Toto
    Did your brain get rusty or something?
[19:20] Ron
    You're talking like you have
     proof to the contrary.
[19:22] Toto
    I do!
[19:23] Toto
    Just think about it!
[19:24] Toto
    The victim was just a regular person.
[19:27] Toto
    The only people you've tried to pressure
    to death have always been murderers, right?
[19:33] Toto
    You've never once tried
    to kill an innocent person.
[19:37] Toto
    You said you weren't that kind of man.
[19:40] Toto
    You lose heart instantly
     when it comes to this,
[19:42] Toto
    so I'll say it again!
[19:45] Toto
    Even if you aren't sure, I am!
[19:50] Ron
    Your declaration seems to have warmed up
    my frozen brain just a little.
[19:56] Ron
    That's right... I just remembered something.
[19:58] Ron
    There is one point I found strange.
[20:01] Toto
    What?
[20:02] Ron
    In truth, I've kept a secret from you.
[20:06] Toto
    A-A secret?
[20:08] Ron
    You see, Toto, I...
[20:13] Ron
    I am completely useless with a gun.
[20:16] Toto
    Wha?!
[20:18] Ron
    I always earned perfect scores
     in every other subject.
[20:21] Ron
    But not marksmanship.
[20:23] Ron
    I failed for never being able
    to so much as graze a target.
[20:26] Toto
    For real?
[20:28] Toto
    But Onodera-san was shot
    precisely in the heart from behind.
[20:32] Ron
    Even if I had a thousand bullets,
    with my skills, I wouldn't land a single shot.
[20:37] Toto
    Then there's no way you killed her.
[20:39] Toto
    Wait, why didn't you say so earlier?
    That's super important!
[20:43] Ron
    Because in the five years since
    the Bloody Training Incident,
[20:45] Ron
    I've kept telling myself...
[20:48] Ron
    if I ever slipped up and couldn't remember it,
[20:51] Ron
    then as hard as it might be to accept,
    I'd give up without a fight.
[20:54] Toto
    What?
[20:55] Ron
    I had to tell myself that to stay sane.
[20:59] Ron
    I resented the victims, BLUE, the world...
[21:02] Ron
    I was nearly a criminal.
[21:06] Toto
    You mean...
[21:07] Toto
    In his heart, Ron doesn't really think
[21:09] Toto
    he was the culprit in the
    Bloody Training Incident.
[21:13] Ron
    Thank you.
[21:15] Ron
    Toto, thanks to you, the ice
    freezing up my thoughts has melted.
[21:17] Ron
    My brain's now working at about one percent.
[21:20] Toto
    A single percent, huh?
[21:23] Ron
    Hey, if I'm not the culprit, does that
    mean you think someone else did it?
[21:28] Toto
    Well, of course.
[21:30] Toto
    Hang on. That means...
[21:32] Toto
    If the culprit's still out there...
[21:35] Toto
    That means one of them killed Onodera-san
    and framed Ron as the murderer.
[21:41] Toto
    I've gotta go!
[21:43] Ron
    Where?
[21:43] Toto
    To investigate, of course!
[21:54] Ron
    I cried and screamed when I was arrested
    five years ago, didn't I?
[21:59] Ron
    I've finally figured out why
    I'm not as panicked this time.
[22:05] Ron
    Five years ago, I didn't have Toto.

E8 - The Case of the Observatory Murder (Part 2)

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[00:07] Jumonji
    What did you say?
[00:08] Jumonji
    The police won't arrive
    until tomorrow morning or later?
[00:15] Toto
    There really is only one way in or out.
[00:18] Toto
    I thought maybe there'd be something
    like a hidden door behind the lights,
[00:22] Toto
    but I guess that was too much to hope for.
[00:26] Toto
    A bullet hole!
[00:28] Toto
    There's one in this light, too!
[00:31] Toto
    The room lights have all
    been shot out with a gun.
[00:34] Toto
    All of them have been hit dead center.
[00:37] Toto
    This isn't something that Ron could've done!
[00:39] Toto
    The culprit was in the dome here,
    shooting bullet after bullet...
[00:44] Toto
    Huh? But we only heard the one gunshot.
[00:49] Toto
    Whatever the case, I have to make sure
    the local police investigate thoroughly.
[01:02] Toto
    Now, then...
[01:04] Toto
    Excuse me.
[01:08] Toto
    It's no good! I can't do it like Ron does!
[01:12] Toto
    If only there were security cameras in here.
[01:16] (Flashback) Jumonji
    It automatically tracks
    the position and records...
[01:19] Toto
    That's it.
[01:21] Toto
    There's one thing that was
    recording during the crime.
[01:24] Toto
    And I've found it!
[01:25] Toto
    Maybe it's recorded an important clue!
[01:30] Toto
    I just know I'll be able to
    prove Ron's innocence!
[01:42] Toto
    This is...
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    #08 The Case of the Observatory Murder (Part 2)
[03:26] John
    Isshiki-kun? I mistook you for an intruder.
[03:29] Toto
    Grizzly-san?
[03:30] Toto
    Why do you have a ladder?
[03:32] John
    I came to inspect the inside of this dome,
    but it looks like you beat me to it.
[03:36] Toto
    Is there something more you need to look into?
[03:38] John
    I'm gathering evidence to incontrovertibly
    prove Kamonohashi Ron's guilt.
[03:43] John
    This time, he must be sentenced to death.
[03:47] Toto; internal
    We've got one heck of an enemy here.
[03:50] John
    I'm sure you've come for the opposite reason.
[03:54] Toto
    What?
[03:56] John
    I've already interviewed everyone.
    Would you like the results?
[03:58] Toto
    Huh? Yes.
[04:00] Toto; internal
    And he's ahead of me!
[04:03] John
    According to several people's testimonies,
    the last time Onodera-san was seen was 11 PM.
[04:08] (Flashback) Onodera
    I'm going back to my room to pick up
    some photography equipment.
[04:12] John
    That is what she is reported to have said.
[04:14] John
    Thinking back on it now, the weather
    was set to deteriorate during the night,
[04:18] John
    so it seems odd that she wouldn't
    have set up her equipment earlier.
[04:22] Toto
    That's true.
[04:23] John
    Given the state of the body,
[04:25] John
    it's clear that the shot heard at 1 AM
    is the one which killed her.
[04:29] John
    I've asked everyone for
    their alibis up to that time.
[04:33] John
    Jumonji-shi headed briefly
    to his office at 11:30 PM,
[04:37] John
    but he had returned to the roof by midnight.
[04:40] (Flashback) Jumonji
    I'd forgotten my stargazing notebook.
[04:43] John
    Donzawa-shi was on the roof the whole time,
    besides one trip to the restroom at midnight.
[04:48] John
    When the gunshot was heard at 1 AM,
[04:50] John
    both he and Jumonji-shi were
    on the roof. I saw them, too.
[04:55] (Flashback) Donzawa
    Going to the restroom is a
    biological imperative, is it not?
[04:58] John
    Unno-san was in the kitchen
    from 11 PM to 1 AM.
[05:03] John
    When the gunshot was heard,
    she was talking with Orihime-san,
[05:07] John
    who had gone to fetch drinks.
[05:09] (Flashback) Unno
    I was simmering stew the whole time.
[05:13] John
    Orihime-san started livestreaming
    from within the observatory at midnight.
[05:18] John
    When the stream ended at around 12:40 AM,
    she went to the kitchen.
[05:21] John
    At 1 AM, she and Unno-san were together when
    they noticed the commotion over the gunshot.
[05:26] (Flashback) Orihime
    We heard everyone screaming, so we
    thought something must have happened.
[05:30] John
    You were on the roof with me
    the whole time, weren't you?
[05:33] Toto
    Yes.
[05:34] John
    However, Kamonohashi Ron returned
    to his room to sleep at 10:30 PM,
[05:39] John
    and was not seen after that.
[05:43] John
    Which means, at the moment
    the gunshot was heard,
[05:46] John
    everyone but Kamonohashi Ron has an alibi.
[05:56] Toto
    Even so, I believe in Ron.
[05:59] Toto
    The real culprit must be someone else!
[06:03] John
    Why have you never once suspected
    that Kamonohashi Ron could be the culprit?
[06:08] Toto
    Because he isn't the kind of guy
    who would do this!
[06:11] John
    That isn't logical.
[06:13] Toto
    I'm not the logical one. That's Ron's field!
[06:18] John
    The way you speak of Kamonohashi Ron
    from such a close perspective...
[06:23] John
    I've never seen it before.
[06:25] John
    Who exactly are you to him?
[06:28] Toto
    He's...
[06:31] Toto
    Ron is... my friend.
[06:36] John
    It seems he's changed a lot.
[06:38] John
    Not just on the outside,
    but on the inside, too.
[06:41] Toto
    What?
[06:42] John
    In the past, Kamonohashi Ron
    showed no weakness,
[06:45] John
    and no one could get close to him.
[06:47] John
    A friend who would trust him against all logic
[06:50] John
    is one thing I thought he'd never have.
[06:53] Toto
    I see.
[06:54] Toto; internal
    That's what Ron was like?
[06:57] John
    That aside, have you discovered anything?
[07:01] Toto
    Huh? Oh. Yes!
[07:03] Toto
    All the lights in this room
    have been shot out and destroyed.
[07:06] Toto
    I found bullet holes in the walls
    where they were installed.
[07:10] Toto
    And I was looking to see if the telescope
    had recorded anything of the incident.
[07:15] John
    The telescope wouldn't record
    what was going on inside the dome.
[07:18] John
    Was there anything in the footage?
[07:20] Toto
    Well, it turned on at 11 PM,
    but it was completely black until 1 AM.
[07:26] Toto
    And from 1 AM, the only thing
    recorded is the North Star.
[07:29] Toto
    That corresponds with the time of the dome
    opening and the gunshot being heard.
[07:34] Toto
    It doesn't look like it's recorded
    anything relevant to the crime.
[07:38] John
    The room lights were destroyed using a gun,
[07:40] John
    and from 11 PM to 1 AM,
    the dome was completely dark...
[07:46] John
    Of course! So that was it!
[07:48] John
    How could I have been so careless?
[07:51] Toto
    Grizzly-san?
[07:54] John
    Give this to Kamonohashi-kun!
[07:56] John
    And tell him everything you told me just now!
[07:59] Toto
    This is... the key to Ron's handcuffs?
[08:02] Toto
    That means...
[08:03] John
    Kamonohashi-kun isn't the culprit!
[08:06] Toto
    R-Really?
[08:08] John
    There's no time to celebrate.
[08:09] John
    We must catch the true culprit
    as quickly as possible!
[08:12] Toto
    Huh? Right! Yes, sir!
[08:13] John
    Keep your guard up. No help is coming.
[08:16] John
    The police are currently
    delayed by the typhoon.
[08:18] John
    Which means this island has become
    a closed circle situation.
[08:22] Toto
    What?
[08:23] John
    If this is connected to the
    incident from ten years ago,
[08:27] John
    then we can't eliminate the possibility
    that further killings will happen.
[08:33] Ron
    You've done very well, Toto.
[08:34] Ron
    Thanks to you, my innocence has been proven.
[08:38] Toto
    But how? Explain it to me.
[08:41] Ron
    Oh, sure.
[08:43] Ron
    But do you mind if I mix in some singing?
[08:45] Ron
    Kamo, kamo, kamo...
[08:45] Toto
    I'd prefer it unmixed!
[08:47] Ron
    Very well.
[08:48] Toto
    Lift the corners of your mouth!
[08:52] Ron
    First, the telescope recording showed that
    the dome was dark from 11 PM to 1 AM, right?
[09:01] Ron
    Accurately shooting multiple lights
    in a darkened dome is impossible.
SIGN    Pitch black
SIGN    Shooting impossible
[09:08] Ron
    Which means that the lights must have been
    shot either before 11 PM, or after 1 AM.
[09:14] Ron
    There are seven lights, but at 1 AM
    only one shot was heard,
[09:18] Ron
    so it must have happened before 11 PM.
[09:21] Ron
    Which means that there were already shards
    from the lights on the dome floor at 11 PM.
[09:28] Ron
    Now, I was found bare-footed.
[09:31] Ron
    If I had walked in there like that,
    in the darkness, unable to see anything,
[09:34] Ron
    the soles of my feet would be...
[09:37] Toto
    Covered in blood and cuts from those shards!
[09:40] Ron
    But they were completely unscathed.
[09:42] Ron
    Which means that after 11 PM,
    when the lights went out,
[09:44] Ron
    I couldn't have taken even a
    single step from where I was.
[09:47] Ron
    Now, it's easy to assume that Onodera-kun
    was killed by the shot heard at 1 AM,
[09:54] Ron
    but between myself and her
    stood a huge telescope
[09:58] Ron
    large enough to hide us from each other.
[10:00] Ron
    How could I have shot her from
    the far side of that telescope
[10:04] Ron
    when I couldn't move one step
    at the time of the crime?
[10:07] Toto
    I get it! From that position,
    you couldn't have shot her!
[10:11] Ron
    Thank you again, Toto.
[10:13] Ron
    Thanks to your stunning investigation,
    my brain is now working at two percent!
[10:19] Toto
    Still only two percent?!
[10:21] Ron
    Now, then...
[10:23] Ron
    Here comes the fun part!
[10:24] Toto
    Um, what part?
[10:26] Ron
    The severe sleepiness that came
    over me after dinner...
[10:29] Ron
    That was due to sleeping medication
    in my black sugar syrup meal.
[10:32] Toto
    Then the culprit is the chef, Unno-san?
[10:35] Ron
    No. There was ample opportunity
    for any of them to drug my meal.
[10:39] Toto
    Then who did it?
[10:41] Ron
    Let's set that aside for the moment.
    My fun comes first.
[10:44] Toto
    What's this "fun" you keep talking about?
[10:47] Ron
    I'm going to go drink some
    sleeping-medicine-less syrup!
[10:50] Toto
    Are those sparkles where your eyes are?
[10:52] Ron
    Black sugar syrup, syrup!
[10:54] Toto
    Don't you have more
    important things to be doing?
[10:56] Ron
    And I'll do them, of course!
[11:03] John; internal
    If Kamonohashi Ron isn't the culprit,
    then who did it? And how?
[11:11] John
    This is fishing line.
[11:23] Ron
    I'm so glad I bought ten kilos of syrup
    and set it aside just in case!
[11:26] Toto
    That's not an amount you buy "just in case"!
[11:29] Ron
    Thanks to this, my brain is back
    to one hundred percent.
[11:32] Toto
    Ninety-eight percent of your brain
    is powered by syrup?!
[11:35] Toto
    Syrup aside, we need
    to be catching the real killer!
[11:38] Ron
    That's why we've come back
    to my room, isn't it?
[11:41] Toto
    What?
[11:42] Ron
    While I was drugged, the culprit must
    have carried me from this room to the dome.
[11:46] Ron
    So I thought there might have been
    some evidence of that left here.
[11:50] Toto
    I see. And did you find anything?
[11:53] Ron
    No. Everything's been completely wiped clean.
[11:56] Ron
    But from the manner of their work,
    I'm beginning to see.
[12:00] Ron
    The culprit prepared
    very carefully for this murder.
[12:04] Ron
    It wasn't a haphazard crime of opportunity.
[12:07] Toto
    Then you mean you were targeted
    from the very beginning?
[12:10] Ron
    It's certainly possible.
[12:12] Ron
    Did Grizzly-sensei say anything else?
[12:15] Toto
    Anything else?
[12:17] Toto
    Oh, he said he wanted to give you
    a proper apology later.
[12:20] Ron
    That's the kind of person he is.
[12:23] Ron
    You can see why I acknowledge him, can't you?
[12:25] Toto
    He's got a scary face,
    but he's a good person.
[12:28] Toto
    Oh, right. He said he wants to reinvestigate
    your Bloody Training Incident, Ron.
[12:34] Toto
    Hey!
[12:35] Ron
    That's something you should have told me
    while my brain was still frozen.
[12:38] Ron
    The excitement is too much for me right now!
[12:40] Toto
    Okay, I get it! Please stop that!
[12:42] Ron
    I wish I could stop!
[12:47] Toto
    Huh?
[12:54] Toto
    Ron...
[12:55] Ron
    Yes. I saw.
[13:01] Ron
    Hurry, Toto!
[13:14] John
    K-Kamonohashi Ron...
[13:19] John
    I-It's a trap...
[13:23] Ron
    Grizzly-sensei!
[13:25] Ron
    Sensei!
[13:36] Ron
    He's dead.
[13:39] Toto
    No way...
[13:50] Ron
    Grizzly-sensei...
[13:55] Toto; internal
    Ron...
[13:57] Ron
    An instructor from BLUE has been killed.
[14:00] Ron
    Do you understand what this means?
[14:02] Toto
    Huh?
[14:03] Ron
    BLUE is the world's
    foremost detective agency.
[14:07] Ron
    For their star
    closed circle theory instructor,
[14:09] Ron
    Grizzly-sensei, to meet such a fate...
[14:13] Ron
    Our adversary must be formidable indeed.
[14:17] Ron
    Excuse me.
[14:20] Ron
    Sensei, I promise I will avenge you.
[14:24] Toto
    Yes. That's right. That's right, Ron.
[14:27] Toto
    The two of us will catch the culprit!
[14:31] Ron
    I'm going to start my deductions now, Sensei.
[14:35] Ron
    He's only just passed away.
[14:36] Ron
    His clothes show no sign of a struggle,
    so he was shot from a distance,
[14:39] Ron
    or perhaps taken unawares,
    and fell immediately following that.
[14:50] Ron
    Fishing line.
[14:51] Toto
    Fishing line?
[14:52] Jumonji
    Isshiki-san!
[14:55] Donzawa
    We heard a gunshot!
[14:57] Donzawa
    Grizzly-san?
[14:59] Donzawa
    Don't tell me he's...
[15:00] Toto
    Yes. He has passed away.
[15:02] Jumonji
    B-But that's...
[15:05] Jumonji
    Kamonohashi-san?
[15:06] Donzawa
    But you're supposed to be
    handcuffed and locked up!
[15:08] Donzawa
    I see! He must have...
[15:10] Toto
    You have it wrong! And it wasn't Ron
    who shot Onodera-san either!
[15:14] Toto
    It will take a long time to explain, but...
[15:17] Ron
    Stand back, Toto.
[15:18] Ron
    I'll explain it in thirty seconds.
[15:20] Toto
    That quickly?
[15:24] Toto; internal
    He's just talking really fast?!
[15:30] Toto
    A gun, assumed to have been the same one used
    to shoot Onodera-san, was found on the roof.
[15:35] Toto
    The culprit seems to have taken it from
    Grizzly-san, who had taken custody of it.
[15:39] Unno
    This isn't funny! Another murder?
[15:42] Orihime
    Grizzly-san, too?
[15:44] Toto
    To get a clear picture of the situation,
    I'd like to go over everyone's alibis.
[15:49] Toto
    Jumonji-san was resting in his office.
[15:51] Toto
    When he heard the gunshot,
    he rushed out in a panic.
[15:55] Toto
    Donzawa-san was in the first-floor restroom
    when he heard the gunshot
[15:59] Toto
    and joined up with Jumonji-san in the lobby.
[16:02] Toto
    Unno-san was asleep with earplugs in.
[16:05] Toto
    Orihime-san was using earphones
    to check the sound on her livestream,
[16:09] Toto
    so she didn't notice.
[16:11] Toto
    Which means that no one has an alibi,
    and anyone could have killed Grizzly-san.
[16:17] Unno
    So someone here could be a heartless murderer.
[16:21] Orihime
    I'm scared!
[16:22] Unno
    You're a suspect, too!
[16:24] Donzawa
    To be cut off from the police
    in such a perilous situation...
[16:29] Donzawa
    The way things are going, the tragedy
    of ten years ago will repeat itself!
[16:35] Donzawa
    This island really is cursed!
[16:38] Donzawa
    All of us are going to be found as corpses!
[16:41] Ron
    That won't happen.
[16:44] Ron
    Despite how he appears,
    Detective Isshiki is enraged.
[16:48] Ron
    He loves mysteries more than anyone,
    and he's good at solving them.
[16:52] Ron
    But he fell into this trap, and two people
    have been killed right in front of him—
[16:56] Ron
    one of them a great sleuth
    worthy of his utmost respect.
[17:00] Ron
    The culprit is here, blending in
    with you in your fright.
[17:03] Ron
    Beneath their mask, twisted with false fear,
    they must be smiling with triumph.
[17:09] Ron
    But they'll regret that.
[17:13] Ron
    You have angered someone
    whom you never should have.
[17:22] Ron
    Let's reinvestigate, starting with
    the initial locked-room murder.
[17:25] Toto
    Yeah. We came here after hearing a gunshot.
[17:29] Toto
    But the doors were locked.
[17:31] Toto
    Then Grizzly-san, Jumonji-san,
    and I all slammed our bodies into it.
[17:35] Toto
    We broke the lock and went inside.
[17:43] Ron
    Toto, how do you think the culprit
    turned this dome into a locked room?
[17:47] Ron
    The only master key was in my pocket,
    and I was locked inside.
[17:52] Ron
    How could the culprit have locked the door?
[17:57] Toto
    Maybe using some kind of tool?
[18:00] Toto
    The fishing line!
[18:01] Ron
    How would they use it?
[18:03] Toto
    By running it down from the gap
    at the top of the door,
[18:06] Toto
    attaching it to the key,
    and turning it from outside!
[18:09] Ron
    Wrong!
[18:10] Toto
    Wrong?
[18:11] Toto
    Really? But I hardly ever
    get to make deductions.
[18:15] Ron
    You did your best, Toto.
[18:17] Ron
    But look closely at the door.
[18:19] Ron
    How would the fishing line fit through?
[18:21] Toto
    Huh?
[18:25] Toto
    There's adhesive on the side of the door!
[18:28] Toto
    With that there, not even the thinnest
    fishing line could get through.
[18:31] Toto
    With the lock and the glue,
    it's a doubly locked room!
[18:34] Toto
    But why would they glue it
    on top of locking it?
[18:38] Ron
    This is getting interesting.
[18:40] Ron
    Our adversary truly is formidable.
[18:43] Ron
    But if they weren't this resilient,
    then they wouldn't be worth defeating.
[18:47] Toto; internal
    He looks happy. This is the usual Ron.
[18:50] Toto; internal
    This is Kamonohashi Ron!
[18:52] Ron
    Don't just stand there. What happened
    after you broke down the door?
[18:56] Toto
    R-Right.
[18:58] Toto
    When the three of us entered
    the dome, it was pitch black.
[19:02] Toto
    Unno-san brought out flashlights
    almost immediately,
[19:04] Toto
    and when we used them to light the way,
    you and Onodera-san were...
[19:09] Ron
    Excuse me.
[19:10] Toto
    See? You're not listening!
[19:12] Ron
    Onodera-kun,
[19:14] Ron
    as I thought, in this location,
    you were blocked by the telescope.
[19:17] Ron
    You couldn't see me, could you?
[19:20] Ron
    The only thing in line of sight is the vent,
[19:22] Ron
    but no one could have entered
    or exited through there.
[19:25] Ron
    Toto, please turn out all the lights.
[19:27] Toto
    It'll be pitch black.
[19:29] Ron
    That's fine.
[19:30] Toto
    I'm turning them off!
[19:42] Toto; internal
    My eyes are adjusting.
[19:44] Toto; internal
    That's...
[19:46] Toto; internal
    the switch for the room lights, maybe?
[19:49] Toto; internal
    And that's... the switch to
    open and close the dome.
[19:54] Toto
    So Onodera-san collapsed in front
    of the switch to open the dome?
[20:01] Toto
    That's right! Right before we heard
    the shot, the dome opened.
[20:06] Toto
    Did Onodera-san hit the switch
    and then get shot right after?
[20:10] Toto
    But even if the dome was open, the culprit
    couldn't have escaped through the ceiling!
[20:14] Toto
    Plus, everyone had alibis for that time!
[20:18] Toto
    The dome was a perfect locked room!
    No one could have killed her in there!
[20:22] Toto
    Maybe this one is too tough
    even for you, Ron!
[20:27] Toto
    Ron? I'm turning the lights back on.
[20:29] Ron
    Wait!
[20:31] Ron
    That was the perfect difficulty level for me.
[20:34] Toto
    A pitch-black hula hooping challenge?!
[20:36] Toto
    So even you've thrown in the towel on this
    and have nothing left to do but spin a ring?
[20:42] Ron
    What are you talking about, Toto?
    Look more closely.
[20:46] Ron
    As I was setting up my hula hoop,
    the fishing line got caught on it.
[20:51] Toto
    That's an important clue!
    Don't spin it along with your hoop!
[20:53] Ron
    Haven't you realized yet, Toto?
    This is the key to solving the mystery.
[20:57] Toto
    What?
[20:58] Ron
    I've solved the mystery of the locked room.
[21:01] Toto
    What?
[21:02] Ron
    All that's left is to find the culprit.
[21:04] Toto
    The culpr—
[21:08] Orihime
    So you were in here after all,
    Detective Isshiki!
[21:11] Toto
    Orihime-san.
[21:12] Orihime
    I got worried that the typhoon
    might cause a power outage.
[21:16] Orihime
    So I thought I'd ask and see if there
    were any flashlights you weren't using.
[21:20] Toto
    Wouldn't Unno-san know?
[21:22] Orihime
    Yes, I asked Unno-san just now, star,
[21:27] Orihime
    but she seems very sensitive at the moment.
[21:29] (Flashback) Unno
    Everyone's making me take
    flashlights all over the place!
[21:32] (Flashback) Unno
    This is the third time now!
    Find one yourself!
[21:35] Toto
    I see. I can picture her being angry.
[21:39] Ron
    Flashlights?
[21:42] Ron
    It's no wonder you're the idol
    of the Orion constellation.
[21:46] Ron
    It represents a great hunter
    in Greek mythology.
[21:48] Ron
    And just like Orion,
[21:50] Ron
    you've hunted down this mystery for us.
[21:53] Orihime
    Pardon?
[21:54] Toto
    You're not making sense, Ron.
[21:56] Ron
    We have all the pieces now,
    thanks to Orihime-kun.
[21:59] Toto
    Does that mean you know who did it?
[22:02] Ron
    Sorry to have kept you waiting,
    Detective Isshiki.
[22:05] Ron
    It's your turn now.
[22:07] Ron
    Let's launch our counterattack.

E9 - The Case of the Observatory Murder (Part 3)

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[00:00] Toto
    A single invitation was delivered to me.
SIGN    Shooting Star Viewing
[00:04] Toto
    Following it,
[00:06] Toto
    Ron and I headed to a certain
    observatory on a remote island.
SIGN    At the Observatory: 7 People Die Tragically by Gunfire
[00:10] Toto
    A horrific mass murder had
    taken place there a decade prior.
[00:15] Toto
    And this would mark the first Leonid
    meteor shower viewing party since.
[00:19] Jumonji
    It's a replica.
    The gun wards off evil spirits.
[00:24] Unno
    Oh, Director.
[00:25] Donzawa
    What's all the commotion?
[00:27] Onodera
    I'm Onodera, a photographer
    of celestial objects.
[00:29] Ron
    Instructor John Grizzly.
[00:31] Orihime
    I'm the idol of the constellation Orion...
[00:33] Orihime
    Orihime, star!
[00:35] Toto
    The viewing party was supposed to help
    overcome the tragedy of the past,
[00:40] Toto
    but contrary to the director's hopes,
    more killing began to unfold.
[00:45] Toto
    The first victim was Onodera-shi,
[00:47] Toto
    a woman specializing
    in celestial photography.
[00:50] Toto
    She was shot dead in the dome,
    which was locked at the time.
[00:53] John
    Who exactly are you to him?
[00:56] Toto
    He's...
[00:58] Toto
    Ron is... my friend.
[01:02] John
    A friend who would trust him against all logic
[01:04] John
    is one thing I thought he'd never have.
[01:08] Toto
    The second victim was security
    personnel the director had invited.
[01:12] Toto
    It was John Grizzly-shi, an instructor
    at the prestigious BLUE academy.
[01:17] Toto
    He was shot on the roof of the observatory
[01:19] Toto
    and from there, fell to the ground below.
SIGN    BLUE's Closed Circle Instructor
    John Grizzly
SIGN    Celestial Photographer
    Onodera Kayoko
[01:22] Toto
    This unending string of murders...
SIGN    Kamonohashi Ron
SIGN    Observatory Director
    Jumonji Takumi
SIGN    Astronomy Club Chair
    Donzawa Eisaku
SIGN    Metropolitan Police Detective
     Isshiki Totomaru
SIGN    Observatory Chef
    Unno Minami
SIGN    Constellation Idol
    Orihime
[01:24] Toto
    Who could the culprit be?
[01:27] Donzawa
    This island really is cursed!
[01:29] Donzawa
    All of us are going to be found as corpses!
[01:32] Ron
    That won't happen.
[01:36] Ron
    Despite how he appears,
    Detective Isshiki is enraged.
[01:39] Ron
    He loves mysteries more than anyone,
    and he's good at solving them.
[01:43] Ron
    But he fell into this trap, and two people
    have been killed right in front of him—
[01:48] Ron
    one of them a great sleuth
    worthy of his utmost respect.
[01:51] Ron
    The culprit is here, blending in
    with you in your fright.
[01:55] Ron
    Beneath their mask, twisted with false fear,
    they must be smiling with triumph.
[02:00] Ron
    But they'll regret that.
[02:04] Ron
    You have angered someone
    whom you never should have.
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    #09 The Case of the Observatory Murder (Part 3)
[03:44] Toto
    Thank you for gathering on such short
    notice in the middle of the night.
[03:48] Toto
    I've called you here to arrest
    the murderer as quickly as possible.
[03:53] Toto
    I ask for your understanding
    and cooperation.
[03:56] Unno
    Did you say "arrest"?
[03:57] Donzawa
    So you know who the culprit is?
[04:01] Toto
    Yes.
[04:02] Toto
    They're here in this room.
[04:07] Unno
    No...
[04:08] Orihime
    Then it really is...
[04:11] Jumonji
    One of us?
[04:12] Donzawa
    Can you explain everything?
[04:14] Toto
    Yes, of course.
[04:16] Toto
    I'll start with the incident
    that just occurred.
[04:20] Toto
    After Grizzly-san was shot on the roof,
[04:22] Toto
    Ron and I immediately rushed
    to the spot where he fell.
[04:26] Toto
    Why? Because immediately
    following the rooftop gunshot,
[04:29] Toto
    we saw him fall past the window.
[04:34] Toto
    In other words,
    if we hadn't seen Grizzly-san fall,
[04:38] Toto
    we naturally would've run up to the roof,
    the source of the noise.
[04:42] Toto
    But someone else ran outside
    to Grizzly-san first, too.
[04:48] Toto
    And they came without an umbrella,
[04:52] Toto
    all to disguise the fact that they'd
    gotten wet on the rooftop
[04:55] Toto
    when shooting Grizzly-san.
[04:58] Toto
    The culprit...
[05:04] Toto
    is you, Jumonji-san.
[05:07] Unno
    The director?!
[05:08] Jumonji
    Oh, come on. I would never!
[05:10] Jumonji
    This is such a shock,
    I don't know what to do.
[05:13] Jumonji
    You're jumping to conclusions, Isshiki-san.
[05:16] Jumonji
    I was just so frightened that I mistakenly
    thought the gunshot came from outside!
[05:23] Jumonji
    Besides, how do you explain Onodera-san?
[05:27] Jumonji
    I was with you when she was killed, remember?
[05:31] Toto
    I've already solved that trick.
[05:35] Toto
    Jumonji-san, during the viewing party,
    you pretended to go back to your room.
[05:40] Toto
    You then attacked Onodera-san,
    who was alone,
[05:43] Toto
    and put her to sleep with medication.
[05:45] Toto
    After that, you carried her to the dome,
[05:48] Toto
    where you'd already shot out the lights
[05:51] Toto
    and laid Ron, who you'd also put
    to sleep with the same medicine.
[05:56] Toto
    That's likely when you put
    the master key in Ron's pocket.
[06:00] Toto
    Then, as the finishing touch,
    you glued the doors shut
[06:05] Toto
    and locked the two of them inside.
[06:08] Unno
    Hang on! Then how did he lock the doors?
[06:11] Unno
    We saw they were locked tight
    when we had to break in here!
[06:15] Toto
    Yes. That was the clever part of this trick.
[06:19] Toto
    He gave Onodera-san a lighter dose than Ron.
[06:22] Toto
    She woke up.
[06:24] Toto
    First, she probably went for the light switch.
[06:30] Toto
    But because the lights were broken,
    they didn't turn on.
[06:34] Toto
    What would Onodera-san do next?
[06:42] Toto
    She would've noticed the doors beside
    the light switch and tried to get out,
[06:46] Toto
    but they were glued shut and wouldn't open.
[06:50] Toto
    In that moment, she would've
    assumed they were locked.
[06:52] Toto
    She'd have turned the key,
[06:54] Toto
    thinking she was unlocking them,
    but doing the opposite.
[06:58] Unno
    There's no way...
[07:00] Orihime
    I mean, if I were in her shoes,
    I would've done that.
[07:03] Donzawa
    So you figured out the locked room trick!
    But there was a murder here!
[07:08] Donzawa
    How could someone have shot her
    at that point, and who did it?!
[07:14] Toto
    The perpetrator knew what
    Onodera-san's next move would be
[07:17] Toto
    and set up one more trick.
[07:20] Donzawa
    Another one?
[07:21] Toto
    This fishing line that
    Grizzly-san left us is a clue.
[07:25] Donzawa
    Fishing line?
[07:27] Toto
    The culprit tied one end of the line
    to the top of the telescope,
[07:31] Toto
    and the other to the trigger of a gun
     hidden and secured inside the air vent.
[07:38] Toto
    Now, if the lights wouldn't turn on
    and the doors wouldn't open,
[07:42] Toto
    where would Onodera-san go next?
[07:46] Toto
    There, in the darkness,
[07:48] Toto
    only one thing was illuminated
    other than the light switch...
[07:51] Toto
    The switch to open the dome.
[07:53] Toto
    With the ceiling open,
    starlight would fill the room,
[07:56] Toto
    and if she shouted, someone might hear.
[07:59] Toto
    Hopeful, she flipped the switch.
[08:06] Toto
    But what happened then?
[08:08] Toto
    As the dome opened,
[08:09] Toto
    the telescope moved to record the star
    it had been preprogrammed to follow.
[08:14] Toto
    It began to turn,
[08:16] Toto
    pulling the attached fishing line taught...
[08:21] Toto
    Until it triggered the gun.
[08:26] Toto
    The bullet went right through Onodera-san!
[08:29] Orihime
    Star!
[08:31] Toto
    The line Grizzly-san was holding
[08:33] Toto
    was a piece that had snapped
    when the telescope rotated.
[08:38] Jumonji
    B-But the gun was on the ground next
    to Kamonohashi-san! It wasn't in the vent!
[08:43] Toto
    The gun found next to Ron
    was the model from the lobby.
[08:48] Toto
    As for the real gun, while we rushed over
    to the body and were all distracted,
[08:52] Toto
    you retrieved it from the vent.
[08:55] Toto
    Then you used it to kill Grizzly-san, too.
[09:05] Jumonji
    Just wait.
[09:07] Jumonji
    For the sake of argument, let's say
    that's how the murder was committed.
[09:11] Jumonji
    But why would I kill anyone?
[09:13] Jumonji
    Where's the proof that it was me?!
[09:16] Toto
    I'm the one asking the questions here.
[09:19] Toto
    Before you helped break down the door,
[09:21] Toto
    before we'd even been in the dome,
    you asked Unno-san to get flashlights.
[09:27] Toto
    How did you know that
    the lights inside wouldn't work?
[09:30] Toto
    They were broken!
[09:31] Toto
    And only the person who'd
    set this up would've known!
[09:38] Jumonji
    Tch.
[09:40] Jumonji
    Dear, oh dear.
[09:42] Jumonji
    If you've seen through all of that,
[09:44] Jumonji
    then I've lost this gamble.
[09:52] Jumonji
    But I don't regret what I've done.
[09:54] Jumonji
    Onodera died because she deserved it!
[09:57] Toto
    What did Onodera-san do?
[09:59] Jumonji
    That woman kept sniffing around the murders
    that happened here ten years ago!
[10:05] Toto
    What?
[10:06] Jumonji
    The celestial photography
    stuff was just a cover.
[10:09] Jumonji
    She was really a journalist
    specializing in unsolved cases.
[10:12] Jumonji
    The only reason she approached me
[10:14] Jumonji
    was to look into what happened ten years ago.
     I realized that immediately.
[10:19] Jumonji
    And at the viewing party,
[10:20] Jumonji
    she slipped out so she could
    rummage through my room!
[10:24] Ron
    So the reason Onodera-kun had to die
[10:27] Ron
    is because you have something to hide.
[10:31] Ron
    Maybe it's that gun...
[10:34] Jumonji
    That's right.
[10:36] Jumonji
    It was the same gun used a decade ago.
[10:39] Jumonji
    I've kept it hidden all this time!
[10:43] Jumonji
    On that day, my dad,
    the director at the time,
[10:46] Jumonji
    used it to kill all the guests and staff,
    then himself!
[10:52] Jumonji
    I was the first on the scene,
    and when I realized what had happened,
[10:56] Jumonji
    I knew that his crime...
[10:58] Jumonji
    no, the shame he'd wrought had to be concealed!
[11:01] Unno
    How could you?
[11:03] Donzawa
    So that's the truth.
[11:05] Jumonji
    I only wanted to live
    the rest of my life in peace!
[11:09] Jumonji
    But that stupid woman
    wanted to dig it all up!
[11:13] Jumonji
    And Grizzly was the same kind of stupid!
[11:16] Jumonji
    If he'd just thought Kamonohashi did it,
    everything would have been fine!
[11:20] Jumonji
    If he hadn't stuck his nose where
    it didn't belong and ruined my peace,
[11:23] Jumonji
    I'd have even paid him a hefty reward!
[11:25] Toto
    What are you saying?
[11:28] Ron
    Shoot yourself.
[11:33] Ron
    Console the dead with your death.
[11:37] Toto
    The gun's gone!
[11:49] Toto
    No! Stop it, Ron!
[11:55] Ron
    What did I do?
[12:00] Jumonji
    I won't let you kill me, Kamonohashi-san.
[12:04] Jumonji
    I'll handle my loose ends myself.
[12:08] Toto
    Wait, what is that?
[12:09] Ron
    Oh no!
[12:14] Ron
    Spit it back up!
[12:16] Jumonji
    It's too late!
[12:19] Ron
    Hey! There are still things
    I want to ask you!
[12:21] Ron
    Why did you choose me?
[12:23] Ron
    Is there a reason it was me
    and not someone else?
[12:27] Ron
    Was my coming here all part of your plan?
[12:30] Jumonji
    O-Of course it was.
[12:34] Jumonji
    No matter how much you struggle...
    you're still dancing in that person's palm.
[12:39] Ron
    What does that mean?
    Who are you talking about?
[12:45] Jumonji
    Night turns to dawn...
[12:48] Ron
    Don't die, Jumonji!
[12:50] Ron
    Answer me! I still have questions!
[12:53] Ron
    Hey, Jumonji!
[12:54] Toto
    R-Ron...
[13:06] Toto
    His pupils are dilated.
[13:08] Toto
    It's done. I'm sorry to say it, but he's dead.
[13:12] Toto
    This almond smell...
    Was it potassium cyanide?
[13:28] Toto
    Okay. We'll be waiting.
[13:32] Toto
    The local police say they're on their way.
[13:35] Unno
    What took them so long?
[13:37] Orihime
    That's a relief, star!
[13:39] Donzawa
    These tears show no sign of stopping.
[13:47] Ron
    So, it was all part of the plan
    from the very beginning?
[13:51] Ron
    You used my love of black sugar syrup
[13:53] Ron
    and invited me to the
    viewing party through Toto.
[13:56] Ron
    You set it up to look like I'd committed
    murder in front of a BLUE instructor
[14:01] Ron
    and trapped me.
[14:03] Ron
    To manage all of that...
    Who were you really?
[14:06] Ron
    If you did it all at someone else's
     behest, then who?
[14:19] Ron
    An observatory director's last words
    were "night turns to dawn"...
[14:23] Ron
    That was quite tastefully done.
[14:30] Ron
    Look. Dawn is here.
[14:51] Toto
    Ron!
[14:52] Toto
    The local police are here.
[14:55] Ron
    I see.
[15:13] forensics
    Excuse me...
[15:23] Toto
    That wraps up the questions,
     Orihime-san. Thank you.
[15:26] Orihime
    Isshiki-san!
[15:27] Toto
    Yes?
[15:28] Orihime
    When you're working,
    you're a sparkling first-magnitude star!
[15:32] Toto
    Huh? First magnitude?
[15:36] Orihime
    Comet Dash!
[15:38] Orihime
    S-S-S-Star!
[15:43] Toto
    They retrieved the bodies
    and the police boat has departed.
[15:47] Toto
    We can leave whenever we're ready.
[15:51] Ron
    I have regrets. To think we'd be sending
    Instructor Grizzly back in a bag...
[15:56] Toto
    Yeah...
[15:57] Ron
    He was a man who might've understood me.
[16:02] Ron
    Toto.
[16:04] Ron
    Do you remember?
[16:05] Ron
    Before we came to this island,
    I said I was done sleuthing.
[16:10] Ron
    I'm taking that back.
[16:12] Ron
    The fact that this incident
    so closely resembled my past
[16:16] Ron
    was no coincidence.
[16:18] Toto
    Your past? You mean
    the Bloody Training Incident?
[16:21] Ron
    Yes.
[16:23] Ron
    Just like in that murder case five years ago,
[16:26] Ron
    I woke at the scene of the crime
    with no memory of it
[16:30] Ron
    and was made the prime suspect.
[16:33] Toto
    That's true...
[16:35] Ron
    I found another point of similarity
[16:37] Ron
    at the scene of Onodera-kun's murder,
    bathed in morning light...
[16:45] Toto
    This mark!
[16:47] Toto
    It's the same as the scar on your neck, Ron!
[16:50] Ron
    It was dark the whole time.
[16:51] Ron
    I didn't notice it at first
     on the black carpet,
[16:54] Ron
    but it was drawn there in red ink
    before she was killed.
[16:58] Toto
    Wh-What are you saying?
[17:01] Ron
    I should have realized it sooner.
[17:04] Ron
    If you look at my history objectively,
[17:07] Ron
    the Bloody Training Incident
    was totally different.
[17:11] Ron
    The perpetrators died
    and suspicion was cast on me.
[17:14] Ron
    Nothing like it ever happened before
    and hasn't again since.
[17:18] Ron
    I only started pressuring culprits
    to death after that incident.
[17:23] Ron
    And most important of all,
    that's how I got this scar.
[17:29] Ron
    In other words, I was framed
    for the Bloody Training Incident!
[17:32] Toto
    Framed? By who?
[17:36] Toto
    Jumonji said something about someone...
[17:39] Ron
    I'd devoted my life to deduction,
[17:41] Ron
    and that someone stole five years
    of sleuthing from me!
[17:45] Ron
    Whoever it is grew tired of waiting
     for me to realize it in my grief,
[17:49] Ron
    so they very kindly cooked up a murder
    recreating elements from five years ago
[17:53] Ron
    and invited me to it.
[17:55] Ron
    It's like they're declaring that they
    possess brains far superior to mine...
[18:00] Ron
    Like they're laughing because they're holding
    my life as a detective in their hands!
[18:04] Ron
    They're playing games!
    This is the greatest humiliation of my life!
[18:11] Ron
    I will never forgive them.
[18:22] Old Officer
    It wound up just me
     and the dead on this boat.
[18:33] Jumonji
    I barely managed to escape death.
[18:35] Jumonji
    All thanks to you
    and that fool of a detective.
[18:38] Jumonji
    Still, I never dreamed you
    could fake a suicide this way.
[18:43] Jumonji
    With this, no one doubted I was dead.
[18:47] Old Officer
    You're quite the actor.
    On behalf of the family, I applaud you.
[18:53] Jumonji
    I don't deserve such praise!
[18:56] Jumonji
    I accomplished the murder unscathed.
    Now I can begin my new life
[19:00] Jumonji
    because you all reached out to me
    when Onodera was pestering me.
[19:06] Jumonji
    Even now, it feels like a dream.
[19:08] Jumonji
    The legendary House of M, the pinnacle
     of the criminal underworld, really exists!
[19:12] Jumonji
    And before me stands one if its members!
[19:15] Jumonji
    It's said that all crime
    passes through the House of M,
[19:18] Jumonji
    and that what they commit personally
[19:20] Jumonji
    is guaranteed to go unsolved!
[19:22] Jumonji
    They are the greatest family
    in the history of crime!
[19:24] Old Officer
    Seems we're better-known that we thought.
[19:28] Old Officer
    By the by, how was Kamonohashi Ron?
[19:31] Jumonji
    I was meticulous in my observation!
[19:33] Jumonji
    When he figured out that I was the culprit,
    he suddenly changed, just like you said!
[19:38] Jumonji
    There was genuine murder in his eyes!
[19:41] Jumonji
    If I hadn't faked my death,
    I know he would have killed—
[19:48] Old Officer
    Hearing that is enough for me.
[20:03] Winter
    Brother, it's finished.
[20:10] Milo
    I see.
[20:12] Winter
    He said that Kamonohashi Ron
    tried to kill the culprit.
[20:17] Winter
    I saw Kamonohashi Ron for the first time.
[20:21] Milo
    What did you think?
[20:23] Winter
    He's not like anyone in our family.
[20:25] Winter
    I don't care that he's the sixth generation
     of a detective who was our natural enemy.
[20:31] Milo
    And the ninth generation
    from a certain someone else.
[20:36] Milo
    Well, did he get my message
     from five years ago?
[20:40] Winter
    When he saw the mark that matched his,
     he turned pale.
[20:45] Winter
    He clearly doesn't know what it means.
[20:49] Milo
    One day, he'll come to appreciate
[20:50] Milo
    the blood that flows in him from our side.
[20:56] Milo
    The ultimate detective, Sherlock Holmes,
[20:59] Milo
    and the master of crime, James Moriarty...
[21:02] Milo
    That man possesses the blood of both.
[21:09] Toto
    Ow!
[21:11] Ron
    Sorry, Toto.
[21:12] Toto
    Don't start hula hooping out of nowhere!
[21:14] Ron
    For some reason, I don't want to go.
[21:15] Toto
    Your depression lasted all of a second, huh?
[21:18] Ron
    After more thought,
[21:19] Ron
    I feel like having a mystery
    attached to me is wonderful.
[21:23] Toto
    Give it even more thought!
[21:29] Ron
    Oh, right, Toto...
[21:30] Ron
    I forgot to ask you the most important thing.
[21:34] Ron
    Will you continue helping me?
[21:38] Toto
    Huh?
[21:41] Toto
    Well, without me around, you'd end up
    a murderer before you know it. Right?
[21:47] Ron
    That's some big talk.
[21:51] Ron
    Oh, Chef Unno gave me the black
    sugar syrup she won't be using.
[21:55] Ron
    I've got three, so I'll give you one.
[21:58] Toto
    It's your favorite.
    Don't put yourself out. I'm fine.
[22:00] Ron
    Then give it to Amamiya-kun.
[22:03] Toto
    That looks like motor fuel!
[22:05] Toto
    Maybe I should pick out
     a souvenir for her instead...

E10 - The Case of the Poisoned Latte

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[00:04] Toto
    So even you air out your
    futon mattress properly, huh, Ron?
[00:07] Toto
    Wait...
[00:08] Toto
    It's so long!
[00:13] Toto
    What a surprise.
[00:15] Toto
    Had no idea you aired out
    the Floor of Indolence.
[00:17] Ron
    I drop it sometimes too,
    so don't try this at home.
[00:20] Toto
    Yeah, never in my life will I do this.
[00:29] Ron
    You look unhappy, Toto.
[00:31] Toto
    It's just... I was going to say,
[00:33] Toto
    "You've been weird since we came
    back from the observatory."
[00:37] Toto
    But thinking about it,
    you've always been weird.
[00:40] Ron
    That means you're the one
    who's being weird, Toto.
[00:43] Toto
    What?
[00:45] Toto
    Well, you might be right.
[00:47] Toto
    But only because you're
     saying strange things.
[00:49] Toto
    The boat carrying the
    observatory murderer sank,
[00:53] Toto
    the crew is all missing, and you claim it
    wasn't an accident. Stuff like that.
[00:57] Ron
    Yeah, it's the only explanation
     I can think of.
[01:00] Ron
    Whoever put this mark on my neck during
    the Bloody Training Incident five years ago
[01:05] Ron
    also sank that boat.
[01:07] Toto
    If that's true,
    I'm amazed you can stay so calm.
[01:10] Toto
    Isn't the terror creeping up on you?
[01:12] Ron
    Running around in a panic
    won't help, will it?
[01:14] Ron
    As I take the appropriate measures,
    I'll still enjoy my everyday life.
[01:18] Toto
    Must be nice to be so carefree.
[01:25] Toto
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[01:27] Toto
    Except... it wasn't there earlier, was it?
[01:29] Ron
    On a similar subject,
    this wandered into my suitcase.
[01:32] Ron
    It's a souvenir from Nandan Island, right?
[01:34] Ron
    I'm sure Amamiya-kun will be thrilled.
[01:36] Toto
    Really? You think so?
[01:38] Ron
    Guaranteed to make her laugh!
[01:40] Toto
    Right?!
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
[03:14] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai, I brought you this souvenir.
SIGN    Investigation Division 1
[03:16] Amamiya
    Thanks.
SIGN    #10 The Case of the Poisoned Latte
[03:18] Amamiya
    Now then, Isshiki...
[03:19] Toto
    She's ignoring it!
[03:21] Amamiya
    I have a job for you.
[03:23] Toto
    Huh?
[03:25] Toto
    She didn't give me any details.
    I wonder what this job is.
SIGN    Conference Room
SIGN    No. 3
[03:32] Chikori
    It's really him...
SIGN    Lime Weekly
SIGN    Reporter Monki Chikori
[03:39] Chikori
    Nice to meet you!
[03:41] Chikori
    My name is Monki Chikori.
    I'm from Lime Weekly.
[03:46] Toto
    I'm Isshiki from Investigation Division 1.
[03:48] Toto
    So... you're a reporter?
[03:50] Chikori
    Yes! I'm here to shadow you
    for a day, Detective Isshiki.
[03:54] Toto
    Y-You're shadowing me?
[03:56] Chikori
    That's right.
[03:57] Chikori
    For the "People to Watch" column of our
    newest issue. I'd be much obliged!
[04:01] Toto
    "People to Watch"?
[04:02] Toto
    Don't you normally cover
    entertainers or athletes
[04:05] Toto
    for something like that?
[04:06] Chikori
    After cases like the serial
    drownings in the metropolis
[04:10] Chikori
    and the Hand Collector murders,
[04:12] Chikori
    I wouldn't want anyone other
     than the man who solved them.
[04:15] Toto
    But that wasn't in any of the papers.
     How did you know I solved those?
[04:20] Chikori
    Because I'm completely enamored!
[04:21] Toto
    En—
[04:22] Chikori
    Oh, I don't mean that in a weird way!
[04:25] Chikori
    I was kidnapped as a child, you see.
[04:31] Chikori
    The man who valiantly
     cracked the case and saved me
[04:35] Chikori
    was a police detective.
[04:38] Chikori
    Ever since then, detectives
    have been heroes in my eyes.
[04:41] Chikori
    That's why I became a reporter.
[04:44] Chikori
    It's also why, in my own way,
[04:45] Chikori
    I try to investigate unsolved cases
    and impossible crimes.
[04:48] Chikori
    And I've watched you neatly unravel
     one after another, Detective Isshiki.
[04:52] Chikori
    You're a hero among heroes.
[04:54] Chikori
    You're a god to me!
[04:57] Toto
    A god?!
[04:58] Toto
    She's an odd one.
[05:00] Toto
    She's under the mistaken impression
    I cracked those cases,
[05:04] Toto
    but I can't expose Ron,
    so I'm kinda stuck here.
[05:06] Chikori
    You're absolutely free to decline
     if it'd be imposing.
[05:09] Chikori
    I understand it's a lot to ask.
[05:12] Chikori
    I'm incredibly grateful just to have met you!
[05:15] Chikori
    Honestly!
[05:17] Toto
    No, it's fine!
[05:19] Toto
    I'm just not assigned
     to anything at the moment...
[05:22] Chikori
    Amazing!
[05:23] Chikori
    So they're reserving you
     for the next big case?
[05:26] Chikori
    That's the ace detective
     of Division 1 for you!
[05:29] Toto
    The misunderstanding is snowballing!
[05:37] Chikori
    Seeing a great detective at work
     is just so moving for me.
[05:41] Chikori
    So, you take time to keep
     all the paperwork in order too?
[05:44] Toto
    Oh, y-yeah.
[05:45] Toto
    That's actually the bulk of my job.
[05:48] Toto
    I want to get this over with
    before she wises up, but...
[05:56] Toto
    I've just got more paperwork after this,
[05:58] Toto
    so how about an interview
    over a quick cup of tea?
[06:01] Toto
    Would that work...?
[06:02] Chikori
    I'd be honored to join you for a drink!
[06:13] Chikori
    I'll have a hot cocoa.
[06:16] Toto
    I'll have an iced coffee. Black.
[06:18] Ron
    We don't have that.
[06:19] Toto
    What?
[06:20] Ron
    The only black thing here is sugar syrup.
[06:22] Toto
    Ron—
[06:23] Chikori
    What?
[06:24] Ron
    My name is Chasaku Kamokyuu.
[06:27] Ron
    There is no "ro" or "n" in it.
[06:29] Toto
    That's definitely Ron!
[06:31] Chikori
    A coffee shop that doesn't do coffee?
[06:34] Toto
    Can I have a word with you over there?
[06:37] Chikori
    That's a great detective for you!
    Admonishing him so resolutely...
[06:41] Toto
    What are you doing?
[06:42] Ron
    Helping.
[06:43] Toto
    What?
[06:44] Ron
    I'm here to lecture the owner on how to
    make my special black sugar syrup latte.
[06:49] Toto
    You sure have a lot of free time.
[06:54] Ron
    Only because someone's not bringing me work.
[06:57] Toto
    Uh-oh.
[06:57] Ron
    Got anything unsolved cases?
[06:59] Toto
    None today either.
[07:01] Ron
    Are you on a date? With that reporter lady?
[07:04] Toto
    Huh? How'd you know she's a reporter?
[07:06] Ron
    It's simple.
[07:08] Ron
    When she entered the cafe, the first thing
    she checked was the magazine rack.
[07:11] Ron
    And the fact that the front of her shoes
    are scuffed suggests she runs a lot.
[07:16] Ron
    Her phone case is also stuffed with cards.
[07:18] Ron
    Another telltale sign.
[07:19] Toto
    I see.
[07:21] Toto
    But this is for work!
    She's really got the wrong idea...
[07:24] Hayami
    How about this place?
[07:25] Julie
    I think it'll do, yeah?
[07:27] Tamada
    I like it too.
[07:29] Hayami
    It's pretty fancy, isn't it?
[07:31] Julie
    I'll go get a shot of the sign outside.
[07:34] Hayami
    Got it.
[07:35] Tamada
    We'll go ahead and order.
[07:37] Tamada
    So, what do you want?
[07:39] Hayami
    I'll have a caffè latte.
[07:40] Julie
    Me too! I'll have the same!
[07:42] Ron
    Welcome.
[07:44] Tamada
    Um, three lattes, please.
[07:46] Ron
    Coming right up.
[07:47] Ron
    We're first come, first served,
    so it'll be just a moment.
[07:52] Ron
    Here you are. One cocoa and one black.
[07:54] Toto
    Black? It isn't straight sugar syrup, is it?
[07:57] Ron
    You really think I'd do that?
[07:59] Toto
    O-Of course not.
[08:01] Ron
    I thinned it with water.
[08:05] Toto
    Chasaku-san, was it?
[08:06] Ron
    Chasaku Kamokyuu.
[08:07] Toto
    Are you seriously working here?
[08:28] Ron
    Done.
[08:30] Ron
    Here you are. Three caffè lattes.
[08:32] Toto
    Wow!
[08:34] Toto
    When'd you learn such an impressive skill?
[08:36] Ron
    The most important thing is drawing out
    the platypus within the latte.
[08:40] Toto
    Nobody asked.
[08:41] Hayami
    What an adorable duck!
[08:44] Ron
    A d-d...
[08:46] Tamada
    Need a hand?
[08:47] Hayami
    I'm good!
[08:49] Ron
    A d-duck?
[08:53] Chikori
    Don't mind me.
[08:55] Toto
    Huh? Did you take my picture?
[08:56] Chikori
    I did.
[08:57] Ron
    Are you doing a report on him?
[08:59] Chikori
    Yes. He's giving me incredibly
    valuable experience.
[09:02] Ron
    Got questions for him?
[09:04] Toto
    Hey.
[09:04] Chikori
    Of course!
[09:06] Chikori
    I'm going to write an article about
     the impossible cases he's solved.
[09:11] Ron
    Tch, what a mess. I didn't realize
    she was a crime reporter.
[09:18] Ron
    Help yourself.
[09:19] Ron
    A sample of our black sugar
     syrup latte on the house!
[09:22] Toto
    That is not a sample size!
[09:23] Toto
    Y-You! Come with me a sec.
[09:25] Ron
    There's no need to thank me.
[09:27] Toto
    Get over here!
[09:31] Toto
    What are you playing at?!
[09:33] Ron
    Crime reporters can be sources
    of critical intel on hard cases.
[09:36] Ron
    You need to build
    a good relationship with her.
[09:39] Toto
    What?
[09:40] Ron
    All I can do right now is help set the stage!
[09:42] Toto
    Wait! Hold it!
[09:45] Ron
    Just between us, we also serve
    soba-restaurant-style curry!
[09:48] Toto
    Then this isn't just a café anymore!
[09:51] Chikori
    Will you please stop causing
    problems for Detective Isshiki?
[09:55] Chikori
    His time incredibly precious.
    Too precious to waste on me, even!
[09:59] Ron
    You think that highly of him?
[10:02] Ron
    I like you.
[10:03] Chikori
    Where did that come from?
[10:05] Toto
    Now, now...
[10:12] Tamada
    Julie?
[10:15] Ron
    Miss?!
[10:16] Toto
    Wh-What's wrong?
[10:18] Ron
    Call an ambulance.
[10:20] Toto
    All right.
[10:21] Ron
    And the police.
[10:23] Toto
    What?
[10:25] Ron
    It was poison.
[10:39] forensics
    We discovered a cyanide capsule
    in the deceased woman's cup.
[10:44] Toto
    I see.
[10:47] Ron
    Excuse me.
[10:48] Ron
    Don't worry. I will avenge you.
[10:50] Toto
    Wha—Hey!
[10:52] Chikori
    Please move aside!
[10:53] Chikori
    Crime scenes are a
     great detective's battlefield,
[10:55] Chikori
    and this one is Detective Isshiki's specialty.
[10:58] Ron
    So he's a great detective, is he?
[11:00] Chikori
    He's solved a number of difficult cases.
[11:02] Chikori
    He's a super sleuth to those in the know!
[11:05] Toto
    There she goes again with the praise!
[11:07] Ron
    I see. Well, that is heartening.
[11:10] Ron
    Even a suspect like me
    is glad he's on the case.
[11:12] Chikori
    What? You're...
[11:14] Toto
    A suspect?
[11:15] Ron
    Yes, because only three people had a chance
     to put poison in this woman's coffee.
[11:20] Ron
    Me, who made the caffè latte,
[11:22] Ron
    and the two girls who were sitting with her.
[11:29] Ron
    The question is who poisoned
     the drink and how.
[11:34] Chikori
    No need to worry.
[11:38] Chikori
    Detective Isshiki will neatly solve this case!
[11:44] Toto
    Wha?
[11:49] Chikori
    I'm sure you're uneasy with someone
    like me covering this, but as a reporter,
[11:52] Chikori
    I'll do all I can to write
    a good article about your work!
[11:55] Toto
    Um, I...
[11:56] Chikori
    I should mention that the cases
    of the giant snowman in Kushiro
[12:00] Chikori
    and the assassination
    of the eight-headed serpent in Izumo
[12:03] Chikori
    are among those I've covered.
[12:04] Toto
    Those are famously complex cases!
[12:06] Ron
    You're a very promising crime reporter.
     What's your name?
[12:10] Chikori
    Monki Chikori.
[12:13] Ron
    From now on,
    regardless of where the case occurs,
[12:16] Ron
    Detective Isshiki should be your first call.
[12:18] Chikori
    What?
[12:19] Toto
    He's trying to bag cases from all over
    the country through her connections!
[12:23] Ron
    You should watch him work today, too!
[12:25] Chikori
    Why are you saying all this?
[12:27] Toto
    She's got a point.
[12:33] Toto
    I'm Isshiki with the Metro PD.
[12:35] Toto
    I'd like a word with the three of you.
[12:36] Toto
    We believe the culprit was someone
    with access to the victim's cup.
[12:40] Toto
    So I'd like to know what you were all
     doing at the time of the incident.
[12:44] Toto
    We'll start with the server.
[12:46] Ron
    I had just poured the perfect latte,
    but something was strange.
[12:50] Toto
    What?
[12:50] Ron
    My platypus latte art was mistaken for a duck.
    A truly bizarre phenomenon.
[12:54] Toto
    You really hold a grudge!
[12:57] Toto
    Next is Hayami-san who carried the lattes.
[12:59] Hayami
    Sure.
[13:01] Hayami
    When I took our lattes over
     to the table, Julie...
[13:05] (Flashback) Julie
    Let's snap a pic with the three of us!
[13:07] (Flashback) Julie
    Okay, I'm taking it!
[13:11] Hayami
    After that, I took a phone call.
[13:14] (Flashback) Hayami
    Sorry, it's the manager
    from my part-time job.
[13:17] (Flashback) Hayami
    Hello, this is Hayami.
[13:18] (Flashback) Julie
    I'm gonna take some
    photos around the café.
[13:21] (Flashback) Tamada
    Okay. I'll wait here.
[13:22] Hayami
    I wasn't on the phone long.
[13:26] (Flashback) Hayami
    Sorry about that. I know I kept you waiting.
[13:28] (Flashback) Julie
    It's okay.
[13:29] (Flashback) Tamada
    Well, let's drink up!
[13:31] Hayami
    When I got back to my seat,
    Julie was the first one to take a cup.
[13:34] Hayami
    Then she drank it and collapsed.
[13:38] Ron
    In other words, the only people who could
    have poisoned the drink were me,
[13:44] Ron
    Hayami-kun who carried the lattes,
[13:46] Ron
    and Tamada-kun who was left alone with them.
[13:49] Chikori
    Don't steal Detective Isshiki's lines!
[13:52] Toto
    B-But...
[13:54] Toto
    I don't think it was you, Kamokyuu-san.
[13:56] Toto
    You couldn't have known who'd take which cup,
[13:59] Toto
    and I see no motive for you to kill at random.
[14:01] Toto
    Even if you wanted her dead,
[14:04] Toto
    it would've been nigh impossible to determine
    which cup would end up in front of her.
[14:09] Chikori
    H-How inspiring!
[14:10] Chikori
    To think I get to witness Detective
    Isshiki's godly deductions in person!
[14:14] Ron
    Indeed, I can see growth
    in his deductive abilities.
[14:17] Chikori
    Who do you think you are, exactly?
[14:18] Hayami
    Um, it wasn't like that.
[14:20] Tamada
    Right? I remember it too.
[14:23] Tamada
    Julie didn't take the cup in front of her.
    She took one from the other side of the tray.
[14:28] Toto
    What did you say?
[14:29] Chikori
    So how did the culprit get her to take
    the poisoned cup in the back?
[14:37] Toto
    Ah, pardon me. Thank you for your testimony.
[14:40] Toto
    For now, I'll use your accounts
    to begin sorting out the situation.
[14:45] Toto
    Bear with us a little longer.
[14:51] Toto
    There was no way to control the victim,
[14:54] Toto
    so maybe it was some kind of trick.
[14:56] Chikori
    Too bad we don't have the latte anymore.
[15:00] Ron
    Detective Isshiki.
[15:03] Ron
    You dropped this.
[15:04] Toto
    Huh? Thank you.
SIGN    Memo
SIGN    The victim's social media and the reporter's photos
[15:16] Toto
    Oh, that's it!
[15:17] Toto
    There may be evidence
    on Julie's social media!
[15:20] Chikori
    H-How clever!
    As expected of Detective Isshiki!
[15:22] Toto
    Could I see the photos you took as well?
[15:25] Chikori
    O-Oh, of course!
    Sorry I didn't think of that sooner.
[15:28] Chikori
    I really only took shots of you,
    Detective Isshiki,
[15:31] Chikori
    but I do have one photo of the lattes
    the ladies ordered on the counter.
[15:35] Toto
    That's a huge help!
[15:37] Ron
    My lattes truly were perfect.
[15:39] Chikori
    And why are you over here with us again?
[15:42] Toto
    Got it.
[15:43] Toto
    I found Julie-san's feed.
[15:45] Toto
    She was certainly active.
[15:48] Toto
    Looks like she's having fun in every photo.
[15:51] Toto
    Oh, here!
[15:52] Toto
    This is the latte she drank...
[15:55] Toto
    But nothing looks weird here.
[15:59] Toto
    So the latte isn't giving us any clues.
[16:02] Toto
    This is a problem! How'd the culprit
    get her to drink the poisoned latte?
[16:11] Chikori
    He's sweating bullets
    and clutching his head...
[16:13] Chikori
    Somehow, I always thought he
    solved cases more easily than this.
[16:18] Toto
    No matter how I look at it, there's nothing
    wrong with the victim's latte. Right?
[16:22] Chikori
    This isn't how I imagined Detective Isshiki.
[16:27] Ron
    You're drenched in sweat, Detective Isshiki.
[16:29] Ron
    Here. A little refreshment on the house.
[16:32] Toto
    What?
[16:33] Ron
    A hot hand towel, grande size.
[16:34] Toto
    That's a bath towel!
[16:35] Ron
    Great, right? It'll steam up
    your glasses in an instant.
[16:38] Toto
    Yeah, that's not great.
[16:40] Ron
    And with our logo,
    it'll be a hit on social media!
[16:43] Toto
    That is so not how you want to stand out.
[16:45] Ron
    Exactly.
[16:46] Ron
    That's the key, Detective Isshiki.
[16:50] Ron
    When you pick the wrong way to stand out,
[16:52] Ron
    you pick the wrong way in life, too.
[16:57] Chikori
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[16:59] Toto
    That pose means...
[17:02] Toto
    We've solved the mystery.
[17:03] Chikori
    What?
[17:04] Chikori
    You know who the perpetrator is?
[17:06] Toto
    Huh? Y-Yeah, probably.
[17:08] Ron
    I'm going to space out for a bit.
    Come keep an eye on me.
[17:11] Toto
    S-Sure.
[17:12] Toto
    Right! I have to hear his deduction!
[17:17] Toto
    I have a favor to ask you.
[17:19] Chikori
    What?
[17:20] Toto
    Could you hide anything in the kitchen
    with a blade for me?
[17:23] Chikori
    Is there a chance of a second murder?
[17:25] Toto
    Um, yes.
[17:27] Toto
    Though it's the culprit who's in danger.
[17:34] Toto
    I would now like to solve
    the mystery of Julie-san's death.
[17:38] Toto
    As I thought, this wasn't indiscriminate.
[17:40] Toto
    Julie-san was murdered on purpose.
[17:45] Hayami
    But...
[17:46] Tamada
    Julie picked her latte at random.
[17:49] Tamada
    I thought there wasn't any way
    to make her drink a specific one.
[17:52] Toto
    No, that was exactly the trick.
[17:54] Toto
    The culprit knew Julie-san
    would pick the one in the back.
[17:57] Hayami; Tamada
    What?
[17:58] Toto
    The answer lies in Julie-san's social media.
[18:01] Toto
    She's in the middle of every photo.
[18:03] Toto
    She shot things in a way
    that drew attention to herself.
[18:08] Toto
    Knowing she was like that, it was obvious
    that she'd choose most photogenic latte...
[18:13] Toto
    none the wiser it was poisoned.
[18:15] Hayami
    But all three lattes had
    the same platypus on them.
[18:19] Toto
    Yes.
[18:20] Toto
    Up until a certain point.
[18:23] Toto
    What the culprit did was incredibly simple.
[18:26] Toto
    They just flicked a finger across
     the unpoisoned lattes.
[18:31] Toto
    No one else would notice,
    and it only took a second.
[18:37] Toto
    And it happened in the brief time
    they were being carried to the table.
[18:41] Toto
    This photo is proof.
[18:47] Toto
    Hayami-san, will you answer me this?
[18:50] Toto
    How could two of those otherwise
[18:52] Toto
    untouched lattes end up with just
     the eye of the design misshapen?
[18:59] Toto
    The only one who could've done it...
[19:01] Toto
    was you!
[19:13] Hayami
    But... But Julie was...
[19:19] Hayami
    She didn't just want to be
    the center of everything.
[19:23] Hayami
    She couldn't stand it when
    anyone else got attention.
[19:26] Hayami
    Even my boyfriend...
    The instant I got scouted by a talent agency,
[19:30] Hayami
    she stole him from me!
[19:32] Chikori
    That's why you...
[19:34] Toto
    No matter how strong your hatred,
[19:37] Toto
    killing someone is never the right answer!
[19:41] Hayami
    What would you know about—
[19:43] Ron
    Bash your head in.
[19:47] Ron
    Anyone who'd dismiss another's life
[19:50] Ron
    has no right to live in this world.
[19:53] Chikori
    What is he saying?
[19:55] Toto
    B-Bash her head...?
[19:56] Ron
    Bash your head in.
[20:01] Hayami
    Yes...
[20:33] Hayami
    Ow!
[20:35] Hayami
    I reek of coffee. What is all this?
[20:42] Ron
    Thank you, Toto.
[20:57] Toto
    I'm really sorry!
[21:00] Toto
    I broke your digital recorder.
[21:02] Toto
    You were using that for your article, right?
[21:04] Chikori
    Yes, but it only had material
     from today on it.
[21:07] Chikori
    And it doesn't compare in the least to getting
    to see a great detective's true nature.
[21:12] Chikori
    I'm perfectly satisfied.
[21:13] Toto
    "True nature"?
[21:15] Chikori
    I realized something.
[21:17] Chikori
    When I saw you with your head in your hands,
    thinking over every detail...
[21:21] Chikori
    I saw that a great detective's brilliance
    isn't solving mysteries like magic.
[21:25] Chikori
    It's earnestly tackling
    everything with all their strength.
[21:29] Chikori
    I respect you even more now,
     Detective Isshiki.
[21:32] Chikori
    I hope we can work together in the future.
[21:35] Ron
    I can't wait.
[21:36] Toto; Chikori
    What the?
[21:37] Ron
    I'm delighted someone shares
    my opinion of Detective Isshiki's greatness.
[21:41] Ron
    Here, I've made lattes for everyone.
[21:43] Ron
    Carry them, won't you, Detective Isshiki?
SIGN    Great news!
SIGN    Reporter connection
SIGN    acquired!
[21:45] Toto
    I can't show her this!
[21:47] Toto
    These taste better when you mix them.
[21:49] Chikori
    Oh, thank you!
[21:52] Ron
    Chikori-kun, if you're hungry,
[21:55] Ron
    I'll order delivery for you.
[21:56] Toto
    Cafés don't do that!
[21:59] Ron
    Then you should treat her to home cooking.
[22:01] Ron
    I want some too, so perfect timing.
[22:03] Toto
    Seriously, what gives?
[22:04] Ron
    I'll even drown your dishes
    in black sugar syrup for you!
[22:08] Toto
    You always do that!

E11 - The Case of the Mad Chameleon Murder

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SIGN    Eastern Japan General Hospital
SIGN    Eastern Japan General Hospital
SIGN    Exam Room 3
SIGN    Neurosurgery Dept.
SIGN    Attending Physician Usaki Mofu
[00:08] Mofu
    Your test results are in.
[00:11] Mofu
    Kamonohashi Ron-san,
[00:13] Mofu
    your involuntary pressuring of perpetrators
    isn't an inborn condition.
[00:20] Mofu
    I think you should undergo more tests
     at a specialized research lab.
[00:25] Mofu
    I can write you a recommendation
    for one a ways from here.
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    Investigation Division 1
[02:05] Toto
    You want to send me to Aichi?
SIGN    #11 The Case of the Mad Chameleon Murder
[02:07] Toto
    Are you sure about that?
[02:09] Amamiya
    We're slammed, so we can't spare
     any first-rate talent right now.
[02:13] Toto
    So that's the deal...
[02:18] Amamiya
    While you're there, check in on him.
[02:21] Toto
    Him who?
[02:22] Amamiya
    The piece of trash you ran
     that joint investigation with.
[02:28] Toto
    You mean Eagle Eye Kawasemi-san?
[02:30] Amamiya
    Ever since he lost Yamane on that case,
[02:33] Amamiya
    Major Crimes' arrest rate has plummeted.
[02:37] Toto
    Oh, right. Amamiya-senpai and Kawasemi-san
    were colleagues when they joined the force.
[02:42] Toto
    She may be quick to call him trash,
[02:45] Toto
    but deep down...
[02:48] Amamiya
    If this keeps up,
[02:50] Amamiya
    the whispering about him becoming the perfect
     superintendent will go up in smoke!
[02:54] Amamiya
    Go forth, Isshiki!
[02:56] Amamiya
    Witness what the little birdies report
    of Kawasemi's swan song!
[03:00] Toto
    She's doubling down!
SIGN    ...the popular black sugar dango.
    They are currently being sold in the train to great...
[03:04] Toto
    So that's why I'm here.
    It isn't a challenging case or anything,
[03:08] Toto
    so why are you tagging along, Ron?
[03:11] Ron
    Well, Kawasemi-kun's in a slump, right?
[03:14] Ron
    Meaning a tough case might fall in our laps.
[03:17] Toto
    So you say, but you're actually
    worried about Kawasemi-san, aren't you?
[03:24] Ron
    I considered that line of thought, but...
[03:26] Toto
    You're investigating your own feelings?
[03:28] Ron
    I'm not the type of person to be invested
    in how someone else is doing.
[03:34] Ron
    At least, I wasn't as a student.
[03:39] (Flashback) John
    In the past, Kamonohashi Ron
    showed no weakness,
[03:42] (Flashback) John
    and no one could get close to him.
[03:44] (Flashback) John
    A friend who would trust him against all logic
[03:47] (Flashback) John
    is one thing I thought he'd never have.
[03:51] Toto
    Ron.
[03:54] Toto
    Do you have any friends?
[03:56] Ron
    No, not a single one.
[03:58] Toto
    Not even one?
[04:03] Toto
    I see.
[04:06] Ron
    Oh. I guess you're my friend.
[04:09] Toto
    I'm glad to hear it.
[04:12] Toto
    Just like Grizzly-san said,
    Ron is starting to change.
[04:22] Ron
    You're headed to the station, right?
[04:25] Ron
    Let's meet up again later.
[04:26] Toto
    Huh? Where are you going?
[04:29] Ron
    I'm not here for fun or just because.
[04:31] Ron
    I happen to have some business in the area.
SIGN    Aichi Prefectural Police Headquarters
SIGN    North Wing
[04:42] Toto
    I finished my report in a jiffy,
[04:45] Toto
    but Kawasemi-san is out on patrol right now...
SIGN    Uramonzen Main Street
[04:52] Toto
    According to the people at the station,
SIGN    Uramonzen Main Street
[04:54] Toto
    Kawasemi-san should be around here.
[04:56] Kawasemi
    You should be clean-shaven on duty!
[05:02] Toto
    Kawasemi-san!
[05:03] detective
    Shh!
[05:05] detective
    Kawasemi-san, don't say that so loudly!
[05:08] detective
    I'm undercover right now!
[05:10] Kawasemi
    What? I-I'm sorry.
[05:12] detective
    I'm the decoy here. He's the lead.
[05:17] Kimyou
    Kimyou, sir!
[05:20] Kawasemi
    And who are you?
[05:21] Kawasemi
    Before jumping in,
    you should introduce yourself!
[05:25] Kimyou
    My name is Kimyou, sir!
    But not meaning "strange"!
SIGN    constable
SIGN    No.
[05:33] Kawasemi
    Apologies. That's a fine last name.
[05:36] Toto
    Kawasemi-san really is making one
    uncharacteristic mistake after another.
[05:42] Kawasemi
    You're...
[05:44] Toto
    Hello!
SIGN    Noodle House
SIGN    Nagomi-an
SIGN    Noodle House
    Nagomi-an
SIGN    Noodle House
    Nagomi-an
[05:47] Kawasemi
    I see. So you've come to Aichi
    to report on widespread crime.
[05:52] Kawasemi
    That's the story,
[05:54] Kawasemi
    but Amamiya just wants to see
     how far I've fallen, no?
[05:58] Toto
    H-How could you tell?
[05:59] Kawasemi
    Because I've known her a long time.
[06:02] Toto
    Is that how it works?
[06:04] Kawasemi
    Please tell her that I'm in
    the darkest depths of a slump.
[06:09] Kawasemi
    The higher-ups had a lot to say
    about the incident with Yamane,
[06:12] Kawasemi
    which hasn't affected me
    as I don't let it bother me.
[06:15] Kawasemi
    And my desire to work hard enough
    to make up for this loss hasn't waned.
[06:20] Kawasemi
    However...
[06:23] Kawasemi
    I can't see everything I used to.
[06:28] Toto
    Kawasemi-san...
[06:32] Kawasemi
    Oh.
[06:33] Kawasemi
    It's already two.
[06:35] Kawasemi
    You should grab souvenirs and go.
SIGN    Osumi
[06:44] Kawasemi
    You bought as much
    as a student on a class trip.
SIGN    BEWARE
     the Mad
     Chameleon!
[06:46] Toto
    I know my grandma will love it, so...
SIGN    BEWARE
     the Mad
     Chameleon!
SIGN    Merchants Association
[06:52] Toto
    The Mad Chameleon?
[06:54] Kawasemi
    A random attacker
    causing chaos in the area of late.
[06:57] Kawasemi
    In broad daylight, they hit students
    with something like a wrench,
[07:00] Kawasemi
    steal their smart phones, and disappear.
[07:02] Toto
    They only take phones?
[07:05] Toto
    Not wallets or anything?
[07:07] Kawasemi
    Correct.
[07:08] Kawasemi
    Based on trace evidence left at the scene,
[07:10] Kawasemi
    all of the attacks have been committed
     by the same lone perpetrator.
[07:14] Kawasemi
    Yet the baffling thing is that
[07:16] Kawakami
    their appearance is different
     every single time.
[07:20] Kawasemi
    This seeming ability to change looks
    at will earned them the nickname
[07:23] Kawasemi
    "the Mad Chameleon."
[07:27] Toto
    So... a master of disguise?
[07:29] Kawasemi
    According to the victim testimony,
[07:31] Kawasemi
    the culprit is a grade schooler
     with fox-like eyes,
[07:34] Kawasemi
    a large man close to two meters in height,
[07:36] Kawasemi
    a slim, elegant female office worker...
[07:38] Kawasemi
    It's different every time.
[07:41] Toto
    There's no way...
[07:43] Kawasemi
    That's why the investigation's
     been so difficult.
[08:06] Kawasemi
    Isshiki, after the man in the red hoodie!
[08:08] Kawasemi
    I'll see to the victim
    and contact the station!
[08:11] Toto
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    No Right Turns Ahead
SIGN    No pedestrian passage due to construction
[08:26] Toto
    Are you all right?
[08:27] Toto
    How savage!
SIGN    CLOTHIER
[08:39] Toto
    I've detained everyone who was in the shop,
[08:43] Toto
    but none of them are wearing a red hoodie.
[08:46] Toto
    I think he took it off and hid it, but...
[08:49] Kawasemi
    If you want to hide a tree,
    hide it in a forest.
[08:53] Kawasemi
    The victim was a local university student.
[08:55] Kawasemi
    He was just confirmed dead.
[08:59] Toto
    That's awful...
[09:00] Kawasemi
    And it means this is now
     a murder investigation.
[09:03] officers
    Sir!
[09:04] Kawasemi
    Isshiki, can you definitively prove
    that the culprit hasn't left this shop?
[09:09] Toto
    Yes, sir.
[09:10] Toto
    The emergency exit is
    completely blocked by boxes,
[09:14] Toto
    and we've confirmed there's no other
     way out apart from the front entrance.
[09:18] Kawasemi
    I see.
[09:21] Kawasemi
    That means...
[09:23] Kawasemi
    the Mad Chameleon is here among us.
[09:26] Toto
    What?
SIGN    Osumi
[09:28] Kawasemi
    Striking in broad daylight...
[09:30] Kawasemi
    Wielding a wrench...
[09:32] Kawasemi
    Targeting university students...
[09:34] Kawasemi
    And stealing the victim's phone...
[09:40] Kawasemi
    This matches the previous attacks to a tee.
[09:44] Kawasemi
    And now the culprit's crossed the line.
[09:48] Kawasemi
    I'll have a look at these men.
[09:50] officer A
    Sir.
[09:51] Toto
    Here it comes! Kawasemi-san's...
[09:54] Toto
    eagle eyes in action!
[09:58] Kawasemi
    An elementary student with fox-like eyes?
[10:00] Kawasemi
    No.
[10:04] Kawasemi
    An elegant office worker?
[10:09] Kawasemi
    A man close to two meters in height?
[10:22] Kawasemi
    I can't see anything.
SIGN    Ron
SIGN    National Neurological Research Center
[10:30] Ron
    Hey, Toto. Did you see Kawasemi-kun?
[10:33] Toto
    About that... There was a murder
    right in front of us. It's awful!
[10:38] Ron
    A murder?
[10:42] Ron
    I see.
[10:44] Ron
    It's not a matter of disguise.
[10:46] Ron
    They couldn't change their physique like that.
[10:48] Toto
    What? Then...
[10:51] Ron
    If it isn't disguises,
[10:53] Ron
    then why does the Mad Chameleon look
    completely different to everyone who sees them?
[10:59] Toto
    "Why"? Are you asking me?
[11:02] Ron
    No.
[11:04] Ron
    I'll head there now. Just wait.
SIGN    CLOTHIER
[11:13] officer A
    We've checked the security cameras
    in the shopping arcade,
[11:17] officer A
    but between the crowd and his hat and mask,
[11:19] officer A
    there's no clear picture
     of the culprit's face.
[11:22] Toto
    If only there were cameras in this shop...
[11:25] Kawasemi
    Regardless, according to forensics,
[11:27] Kawasemi
    from the angle of the laceration
    to the back of the victim's head,
[11:30] Kawasemi
    the culprit is at least one hundred
    and seventy centimeters tall.
[11:34] Toto
    I only saw him from afar,
[11:35] Toto
    but the man in the red hoodie
    was around that height.
[11:40] Kawasemi
    In other words...
[11:41] Kawasemi
    We can narrow the suspects down to three men.
[11:46] Kawasemi
    Even as I am now,
    I may be able to see something.
[12:11] Kawasemi
    It's no use. I see nothing.
[12:14] Toto
    Kawasemi-san...
[12:16] officer A
    We've finished taking their statements.
    There's nothing unusual in them.
[12:19] officer B
    We've taken down their names
    and contact information.
[12:22] officer B
    What should we do?
[12:24] Kawasemi
    For now, you can let them go.
[12:29] suspect A
    Man, what a pain.
[12:31] suspect B
    What's with that quack of a detective?
[12:34] Kawasemi
    This is the state I'm in, Isshiki.
[12:37] Kawasemi
    You must think my
    "Eagle Eye" moniker ludicrous.
[12:39] Toto
    Don't say that...
[12:41] Ron
    Sounds like you're in a real bind,
[12:43] Ron
    Kawasemi-kun.
[12:44] Toto
    Ron!
[12:47] officer A
    We've caught a suspicious man!
[12:49] Toto
    You're the one in a bind!
[12:53] Kawasemi
    So you came, too?
[12:55] Kawasemi
    I believe you said your name
    was Tekemono Kamomi.
[12:58] Ron
    No. I'm sorry, but today I am...
[13:05] Ron
    Nearsighted Kamosemi.
[13:06] Toto
    Are you trying to make him angry?!
[13:08] Kawasemi
    No need for theatrics.
[13:10] Kawasemi
    Lend me your skills, Kamosemi.
[13:12] Toto
    What?
[13:13] Kawasemi
    I believe I've already told you
    that I understand you two.
[13:17] Toto
    The Hand Collector murder case...
[13:20] Toto
    He knows it was Ron
    who solved that and not me.
[13:23] Toto
    Impressive as ever, Kawasemi-san!
[13:26] Kawasemi
    You've already heard the details
    from Isshiki, haven't you?
[13:30] Ron
    Well, since you insist,
    I have a few questions first.
[13:33] Ron
    I heard the victim was a university student,
[13:36] Ron
    so what was he doing in a suit?
[13:38] Kawasemi
    I don't know. It may be another case
    of returning home after job hunting.
[13:42] Toto
    Another?
[13:43] Kawasemi
    Yes.
[13:44] Kawasemi
    Of the previous victims, two were
    on their way back from job hunting.
[13:49] Kawasemi
    The others were a mock exam supervisor
[13:51] Kawasemi
    and a part-time office worker.
[13:55] Ron
    So you're saying...
[13:57] Ron
    They were all wearing suits, weren't they?
[14:01] Kawasemi
    Now that you mention it...
[14:02] Toto
    What's the deal?
[14:05] Ron
    That is the great mystery which will lead
    to the true identity of the Mad Chameleon!
[14:10] Ron
    The culprit's appearance changes every time.
[14:13] Ron
    If it's not disguises,
     there's only one explanation.
[14:17] Ron
    All of the victims are lying.
[14:20] Kawasemi
    What?!
[14:21] Toto
    Th-They're lying?
[14:23] Toto
    But they were the ones who were attacked!
[14:26] Toto
    Why would they lie?
[14:28] Ron
    A guilty conscience, perhaps.
[14:32] Ron
    There was a reason those university
    student victims were wearing suits.
[14:37] Ron
    And from that we can deduce...
[14:39] Kawasemi
    Don't tell me...
[14:40] Toto
    Huh?
[14:41] Kawasemi
    An "it's me" scam?!
[14:44] Toto
    Huh? What do you mean?
[14:47] Kawasemi
    All of the victims were money
     collectors in a type of scam.
[14:51] Kawasemi
    In order to pose as bank
    employees or the like,
[14:53] Kawasemi
    they went around during the day in suits.
[14:56] Kawasemi
    That would explain this seemingly
    random series of attacks.
[15:00] Toto
    I get it!
[15:02] Toto
    If the culprit is caught,
[15:04] Toto
    it'd expose that they're all
    connected to this scam!
[15:07] Toto
    That's why the victims lied!
[15:10] Ron
    The culprit has to be someone
    connecting the money collectors.
[15:14] Ron
    In other words, a member of the con.
[15:18] Ron
    There was likely trouble over money
     or something within the group.
[15:23] Ron
    The reason the culprit took their phones
[15:25] Ron
    was to eliminate all trace of contact
[15:27] Ron
    with the group perpetrating the con.
[15:32] Kawasemi
    Very impressive, Kamosemi.
[15:35] Kawasemi
    As I suspected, you're no ordinary man.
[15:37] Ron
    You think so?
[15:38] Ron
    The real you would've picked up on something
    like this long before now, you know?
[15:46] Ron
    It's your turn, Eagle Eye Kawasemi.
[15:53] Kawasemi
    I would very much like to,
    but right now, I can't...
[15:56] Ron
    But you're the only one
     who can arrest the culprit.
[16:00] Ron
    If you insist it's impossible,
    then I, Nearsighted Kamosemi...
[16:05] Ron
    will scold you with my tongs!
[16:07] Toto
    You're stealing his tweezer thing?!
[16:11] Ron
    You haven't been sleeping!
[16:15] Ron
    And you haven't been eating properly!
[16:17] Ron
    Your tanking performance continues
    to betray Yamane, who idolized you.
[16:27] Kawasemi
    I-I've been trying my hardest.
[16:30] Kawasemi
    So no one caves under the pressure
    like Yamane did,
[16:34] Kawasemi
    I've been careful
    with every correction I give!
[16:36] Ron
    See? That's your mistake.
[16:40] Ron
    One could say you've become
    a mistake-filled Demon Lord of mistakes.
[16:47] Kawasemi
    Wait.
[16:49] Kawasemi
    "Mistake-filled"? You are the one person...
[16:53] Kawasemi
    I don't want to hear that from!
[16:55] Kawasemi
    I can't hold back anymore!
[16:57] Kawasemi
    Your necktie is too long!
[16:59] Kawasemi
    These price tags are still attached!
[17:02] Kawasemi
    Your socks don't match!
[17:03] Kawasemi
    And your shoes are even worse!
[17:05] Toto
    He's returning the scolding?
[17:07] Toto
    But Ron is dressed unbelievably badly!
[17:11] Kawasemi
    And that's not all!
[17:13] Toto
    Wait...
[17:14] Kawasemi
    Don't put an unwrapped
    tempura onigiri in your pocket!
[17:18] Toto
    Somehow, Kawasemi-san...
[17:21] Toto
    looks like he's come alive!
[17:24] Kawasemi
    You said you're nearsighted,
    but those glasses are for farsightedness!
[17:30] Ron
    See? You can do it when you try.
[17:33] Ron
    Now, just turn those eagle eyes
    on the three men from earlier.
[17:52] Toto
    Kawasemi-san?
[17:58] Kawasemi
    Isshiki.
[18:00] Kawasemi
    As the man in the red hoodie fled,
[18:01] Kawasemi
    you said he rammed a pedestrian
    with his elbow, yes?
[18:04] Toto
    Y-Yes.
[18:05] Kawasemi
    Was it his left arm?
[18:07] Toto
    Um... Yes, it was.
[18:10] Kawasemi
    Where did it happen?
[18:11] Toto
    At the entrance to the crossroads.
[18:13] Kawasemi
    As I thought.
[18:14] Kawasemi
    The culprit didn't ram anyone.
SIGN    No Right Turns Ahead
[18:18] Kawasemi
    He saw the sign about restricted
    access at certain times.
[18:20] Kawasemi
    He was just checking his watch!
[18:23] Toto
    What?
SIGN    No Entry
    Due to Construction
    Thank you
[18:24] Kawasemi
    He thought he'd be able to get through,
[18:28] Kawasemi
    but the path was already closed,
[18:30] Kawasemi
    leaving him no choice but to hide here!
[18:32] Toto
    What? How could he screw up like that?
[18:37] Kawasemi
    Because his watch...
[18:40] Kawasemi
    was malfunctioning!
[18:44] Kawasemi
    Of the three men, only one
    was wearing a malfunctioning watch.
[18:49] Kawasemi
    He's the culprit!
SIGN    No Right Turns Ahead
SIGN    No pedestrian passage due to construction
SIGN    No Entry
    Due to Construction
    Thank you
[18:55] officer A
    No luck. The culprit's license
     was counterfeit.
[18:58] officer A
    His number and address are fake, too.
[19:00] Toto
    That can't be!
[19:01] Kawasemi
    It's all right.
[19:03] Kawasemi
    We did not find
    the victim's smart phone on him.
[19:06] Kawasemi
    Which means...
[19:09] Kawasemi
    he must have hidden it
    somewhere in this store.
[19:12] Kawasemi
    He will not fail to return to retrieve it.
[19:14] officer B
    We found the red hoodie
    in a clothes bag on a shelf.
[19:17] officer B
    But we can't find the smart phone anywhere.
[19:20] Toto
    Where could it be?
[19:23] Ron
    It's simple.
[19:26] Ron
    We've already seen it.
[19:29] Ron
    The smart phone you're looking for...
[19:33] Ron
    is in the middle of a call.
[19:38] Toto
    Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
[19:45] Kawasemi
    I see.
SIGN    Osumi
[20:16] Officer A
    Don't move! Police!
[20:24] Kawasemi
    Giving it to a mannequin to hold...
[20:26] Kawasemi
    What a clever hiding place.
[20:36] Kawasemi
    You are under arrest on suspicion of murder,
[20:39] Kawasemi
    Mad Chameleon!
[20:48] Kawasemi
    Wait, that's strange.
[20:50] Kimyou
    Sir! I said that's not my name!
[20:52] Kawasemi
    I didn't mean you!
[20:55] Kawasemi
    You can't fool my eagle eyes.
[20:59] Kawasemi
    Constable Kimyou!
[21:03] Kawasemi
    Your necktie...
[21:06] Kawasemi
    is five millimeters askew.
SIGN    ...inside the train cars.
    This train is bound for Tokyo...
[22:52] Toto
    Kawasemi-san said they have the Mad
    Chameleon secured and under arrest.
[22:56] Toto
    Isn't that great, Ron?
[22:57] Ron
    Huh? I had nothing to do with it.
[23:01] Toto
    He just can't be honest with his feelings.
[23:03] Toto
    Oh, right. What was that business
    you had to take care of?
[23:06] Ron
    Oh, I went to a neurological
    research center that's in Aichi.
[23:11] Toto
    What?
[23:12] Ron
    The other day, I had Mofu-sensei take a
    look at me and my "killing culprits disease,"
[23:16] Ron
    and it turns out
     more detailed tests are in order.
[23:19] Ron
    She gave me a recommendation.
[23:21] Toto
    Huh? You mean the Mofu-sensei?
[23:23] Toto
    That's what you were doing?
[23:28] Ron
    Apparently, depending on the diagnosis,
    there may be a way to alleviate my symptoms.
[23:33] Toto
    Really?!
[23:34] Toto
    Wow! That's great news, Ron!
[23:37] Toto
    Oh, come on! You should be celebrating!

E12 - The Case of the Yadagami-sama Murders (Part 1)

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[00:07] Toto
    Hello. Ron?
[00:09] Toto
    Yeah, I just finished work
    and I'm on my way home.
[00:12] Toto
    What's up?
[00:13] Ron
    Do you remember Spitz Fire?
[00:17] Toto
    Well, how could I forget him?
[00:20] Ron
    About that matter he wanted
     me to look into...
[00:23] Toto
    He wanted you to look
    for his missing family, right?
[00:27] Ron
    Exactly.
[00:28] Ron
    Toto, do you think I should?
[00:30] Toto
    Well, he's been helping
    with our investigations,
[00:34] Toto
    and when I think about his family,
    I figure someone's gotta do it.
[00:37] Ron
    I thought you'd say that, Toto.
[00:39] Ron
    Please tell him you think we should do it.
[00:42] Toto
    You want me to tell him?
[00:44] Ron
    He's currently tailing you.
[00:46] Toto
    What? He's tailing me?
[00:49] Toto
    That's a crazy place to be watching me from!
[00:52] Spitz
    Sorry, Tototo. I've got you bugged, too.
[00:55] Toto
    Oh?
[00:56] Toto
    He seems frail...
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
SIGN    #12 The Case of the Yadagami-sama Murders (Part 1)
[02:32] Toto
    Thanks for having us.
[02:36] Toto
    Huh? There's furniture in here!
[02:39] Ron
    I'm not done with the place yet.
[02:41] Ron
    But this way, we can invite clients here,
    or anyone other than the two of us, right?
[02:45] Ron
    And our inaugural first client...
[02:47] Ron
    is Spitz!
SIGN    Nandan
    Black Sugar Syrup
SIGN    Nandan
    Black Sugar Syrup
SIGN    Nandan
    Black Sugar Syrup
[02:56] Toto
    You seem kinda out of sorts today.
[02:59] Spitz
    Oh, no, not particularly!
[03:01] Ron
    He's freaking out because I've proposed
    absurd terms of exchange for this case.
[03:05] Toto
    Terms of exchange?
[03:07] Ron
    If he can get his hands on the Bloody
    Training Incident file from BLUE for me,
[03:11] Ron
    I'll start looking for his family immediately.
    That's my proposal.
[03:14] Toto
    The case file?
[03:16] Toto
    But the police should have that, right?
[03:19] Ron
    I've already obtained Scotland Yard's
     files on the case.
[03:23] Ron
    But a crucial section was removed
[03:26] Ron
    by an unknown actor.
[03:27] Toto
    How in the world did you get that?
[03:29] Ron
    That doesn't matter!
[03:31] Ron
    The important thing here
    is that vital files are missing.
[03:34] Ron
    The investigation was a joint operation
    between BLUE and the police.
[03:38] Ron
    BLUE should have everything they did.
[03:41] Ron
    I want Spitz to get the complete,
     unadulterated case file
[03:44] Ron
    by breaking into BLUE,
    and then bring it to me.
[03:47] Toto
    Can you prove your innocence with it?
[03:50] Ron
    That's also important, but I'm
    most interested in something else.
[03:54] Ron
    Mofu-sensei said my culprit-killing disorder
[03:58] Ron
    may have been caused by some
    kind of medical intervention.
[04:02] Ron
    And I have an idea about that.
[04:04] Ron
    There are three hours
    I don't remember at all from
[04:07] Ron
    when I was being treated after the incident.
[04:09] Ron
    And the records of that time
    were removed from the file.
[04:13] Toto
    So that's when it was done?
[04:14] Ron
    If we can find out what happened,
[04:16] Ron
    maybe we can figure out a way to deal with it.
[04:18] Ron
    And most importantly,
[04:19] Ron
    we should begin to get a sense of who it was
    that stole five years of sleuthing from me.
[04:26] Ron
    To that end...
[04:27] Ron
    If you promise to get that file for me,
     Spitz, I'll look for your family!
[04:34] Toto
    Enough, Ron!
[04:35] Toto
    Whether you get the file or not,
     you should look for his family anyway!
[04:39] Ron
    Don't take this so lightly, Toto!
[04:42] Ron
    The odds of finding
     his family are incredibly low.
[04:44] Ron
    We aren't doing volunteer work here!
[04:46] Toto
    Even so, you should still do it!
[04:48] Toto
    When someone's in need,
    you give it all you've got!
[04:51] Toto
    Spitz has helped us!
    He's our friend, isn't he?
[04:58] Spitz
    That's all I needed! Thank you, Tototo!
[05:02] Spitz
    I'm ashamed of myself for hesitating!
[05:04] Toto
    What?
[05:04] Spitz
    When a friend gives their all for me,
[05:06] Spitz
    giving all I have in return is my motto!
[05:09] Toto
    That's not what I was going for...
[05:12] Spitz
    I accept your conditions, Ron-kun!
[05:14] Spitz
    If you'll look for my big brother,
    I'll go get that file!
[05:17] Ron
    Well, if you insist, then sure.
[05:19] Toto
    Don't do this, Spitz!
[05:21] Toto
    Ron is deftly setting us up
    to do what he wants!
[05:23] Spitz
    It's all right, Tototo.
[05:25] Spitz
    I think I was waiting for him to do this.
[05:28] Spitz
    Besides, after hearing Ron-kun's tragic past,
    it's the least I can do!
[05:32] Toto
    You're a real pushover when it matters most!
[05:34] Ron
    Welp, with that decided, it's time to go!
[05:36] Toto
    What? You're starting now?
[05:38] Toto
    Hang on! You can't just up and go
     to Europe or wherever.
[05:41] Ron
    Actually, we're going to Yamanashi.
[05:44] Toto
    In Japan?
[05:55] Spitz
    My big brother went all over the world
    researching folk beliefs.
[05:59] Spitz
    He was an ethnologist.
[06:01] Spitz
    This village we're going to, Yadamura,
[06:02] Spitz
    is one he visited a number of times.
[06:05] Spitz
    He disappeared eleven years ago
    over the summer.
[06:08] Spitz
    I happened to be on school vacation,
    so I came with him.
[06:11] Toto
    Oh, so you were in Japan at the time.
[06:19] Toto
    A-A snake! A white one!
[06:21] Ron
    Shh!
[06:22] Ron
    I hear something.
[06:27] Ron
    This way!
[06:28] Toto
    Hey, Ron!
[06:32] Ron
    Oh, a waterfall.
[06:35] Toto
    It's amazing!
[06:47] Toto
    What's she doing?
[06:49] Ron
    That's... a hokora folk shrine.
[06:52] Toto
    Is it?
[07:00] Toto
    Wh-Who's out there?!
[07:02] villager A
    Sorry. My hand slipped.
[07:05] villager B
    That nearly took your head off.
[07:11] Toto
    That's dangerous!
[07:13] villager A
    I'm sorry. I'll be more careful.
[07:18] villager B
    If you plan on going any further,
    do be careful, won't you?
[07:29] Spitz
    Once we trek down this slope,
    we'll be in Yadamura.
[07:32] Spitz
    This is the village where my brother vanished.
[07:40] villager C
    I'm against it!
    Yadagami-sama won't stand for it!
[07:43] villager D
    That's right!
    There'll be more disappearances!
[07:46] Toto
    Are they arguing about something?
[07:49] Ron
    Hey.
[07:51] Muroi
    And you would be?
[07:53] Spitz
    Hello, Mayor! It's been a long time.
[07:55] mayor
    Oh! Now, if I remember correctly...
[07:58] mayor
    That's right. You're Spitz-kun!
[08:00] Spitz
    I've brought some friends with me today.
[08:03] Spitz
    Sorry to impose.
    We came to look for my brother more.
[08:05] Ron
    If I might ask, Mayor,
    what's the commotion about?
[08:08] mayor
    You caught us at an embarrassing moment.
    It's about the dam construction.
[08:12] mayor
    A certain outsider is demanding
    that everyone in the village move out.
[08:18] official
    Calling me that casts me in a negative light.
[08:20] official
    I'm a government representative.
[08:22] villager C
    Yadagami-sama won't allow you
     to build a damn and drown the town!
[08:25] villager D
    Yadagami-sama's divine wrath
     will strike again!
[08:27] Toto
    Yadagami-sama?
[08:30] Muroi
    It's written with the characters
    for "night snake god."
[08:33] Muroi
    It's a deity said to have protected
    this village since ancient times.
[08:38] Toto
    I see.
[08:39] Muroi
    Ah, I'm an ethnologist. My name is Muroi.
[08:43] Muroi
    I came here to research Yadagami, but...
[08:51] Muroi
    given the uproar over the dam,
    this isn't the time for it.
[08:54] mayor
    Firstly, let's all calm down, everyone.
[08:57] mayor
    They're not going to flood the village
     today or tomorrow, you hear?
[09:01] official
    Exactly. I've only come
    for the initial surveying.
[09:05] villager C
    If we let you do that,
    it's like giving you approval!
[09:08] villager D
    Before we know it, we'll be
    at the bottom of the dam!
[09:12] official
    Dear, dear. You need
    to instruct them better, Mr. Mayor.
[09:16] official
    Instead of just teaching them
    to have faith in Yadagami,
[09:20] official
    you should be teaching them to have manners.
[09:23] official
    I'll start work tomorrow.
[09:25] official
    If you interfere, I'll sue you.
    Keep that in mind.
[09:29] villager C
    That jerk!
[09:30] mayor
    Will you stop?
[09:31] mayor
    Enough already. Scatter! Disperse!
[09:39] Spitz
    E-Excuse me, Mayor!
[09:40] Spitz
    If this place ends up underwater,
     I'll be in a real bind too!
[09:43] mayor
    I feel the same way.
[09:46] mayor
    But it's what our country is asking of us.
[09:50] Spitz
    Even so...
[09:51] mayor
    Now then, all of you will be
    staying the night, won't you?
[09:56] Spitz
    Yes. Would it be all right
    if I borrowed the guest hut again?
[10:00] mayor
    That official you saw just now
     is staying there.
[10:03] mayor
    I'll take you all to my house.
[10:15] Toto
    Wow, that really came out of nowhere!
[10:17] Toto
    It was clear just a second ago.
[10:21] mayor
    We call this sort of rain
     Yadagami-sama's rage.
[10:24] mayor
    There are times when even gods
     can't suppress their anger, you see?
[10:28] mayor
    Now, do come in.
[10:30] Toto
    Thank you for having us.
[10:35] Mii
    Why are you here...?
[10:37] Spitz
    Oh, Mii-chan! It's been a while!
[10:40] Spitz
    That was you at the waterfall, right?
[10:42] Toto
    You know her?
[10:44] Spitz
    Yes.
[10:45] Spitz
    This is the mayor's granddaughter, Mii-chan.
[10:49] Mii
    I haven't seen you in a while, Spitz-kun.
[10:51] Spitz
    He's letting us stay the night here.
[10:54] Mii
    Really? Please make yourselves at home.
[11:03] Spitz
    Here's my big brother.
[11:06] Spitz
    This photo is from the day
    before he disappeared.
[11:09] Spitz
    We were going around asking the
    villagers for legends about Yadagami.
[11:14] Spitz
    After this, we went back to the guest hut
    across the river to sleep.
[11:18] Spitz
    When I opened my eyes the next morning,
[11:20] Spitz
    I couldn't find my brother anywhere.
[11:23] Spitz
    I thought he'd just gone out,
    so I went looking for him, but...
[11:28] Ron
    You never found him?
[11:31] Spitz
    I asked all the villagers,
    but everyone said they hadn't seen him.
[11:35] Spitz
    I went to the police immediately after.
[11:39] Spitz
    The villagers helped them search
    deep into the mountains,
[11:42] Spitz
    but there was no sign
    he'd ever left the village.
[11:45] Spitz
    It was like he'd really vanished.
[11:47] Toto
    Like those tales of getting spirited away.
[11:49] Spitz
    I've been wondering, Ron-kun, is that...
[11:52] Toto
    What?
[11:54] Ron
    Tofu, tsukemono, and wild vegetables.
[11:56] Toto
    And enough black sugar syrup to drown them!
[11:59] Spitz
    May I try some?
[12:01] Ron
    Down it in one big bite!
[12:04] Toto
    They seem like they're having fun.
[12:08] Toto
    The rain's letting up.
[12:09] Toto
    The mayor went to the trouble of giving us
    a room with a view of the river,
[12:14] Toto
    but at night, the scenery
    isn't very impressive.
[12:17] Toto
    So that's the guest hut that
    the official is staying in, huh?
[12:20] Toto
    Wait.
[12:22] Toto
    What?!
[12:25] Ron
    What's wrong?
[12:31] Spitz
    What is that?
[12:32] Spitz
    A giant snake? It's glaring right at us!
[12:35] Toto
    It's wrapped around someone.
[12:36] Ron
    Let's go check it out.
[12:39] Toto
    We're going out for a sec!
[12:45] Spitz
    This is the only entrance to the guest hut!
[12:48] Ron
    Wait!
[12:51] Ron
    The ground is muddy from the rain
    and there are no footprints.
[12:54] Ron
    No one has gone in or out here.
[13:01] Ron
    It's unlocked.
[13:03] Ron
    We're coming in!
[13:07] Toto
    What was that sound?
[13:10] Toto
    There's no one here.
[13:12] Spitz
    The bathroom's empty, too!
[13:20] Ron
    They vanished?
[13:29] Toto
    The following morning,
[13:31] Toto
    in the pool of the waterfall near the village,
[13:33] Toto
    they found the official
    dead of unnatural causes.
[13:36] Toto
    On his neck was bruising
    that resembled the scales of a snake.
[13:50] Toto
    The cause of death appears to be
[13:52] Toto
    a blow to the head
    from falling into the basin.
[13:55] Toto
    He has rope-like strangulation marks,
[13:58] Toto
    but no weapon has been found.
[14:01] Ron
    Don't worry. I'll avenge you.
[14:03] Ron
    So tell me everything, won't you?
[14:05] Toto
    The marks on his neck really
    do look like snake scales.
[14:09] Spitz
    Strangled by a snake? That can't be.
[14:16] mayor
    What you three saw was Yadagami-sama!
[14:19] mayor
    Yadagami-sama took the official
    from the guest hut!
[14:23] Toto
    But there was no evidence of anyone
    entering or exiting the guest hut.
[14:26] Toto
    Yadagami-sama would've had to whisk him away.
[14:29] mayor
    And you think that's not within a god's power?
[14:32] Toto
    That's...
[14:38] Mii
    Grandpa!
[14:39] Mii
    Why aren't you doing anything?!
[14:40] Mii
    Outsiders aren't supposed
    to enter the waterfall!
[14:44] mayor
    Circumstances being what they are,
    I gave them permission.
[14:49] mayor
    Mii, Spitz-kun is a sleuth now, and that man
     next to him is a detective from Tokyo.
[14:55] Mii
    My! A police detective?
[14:58] Ron
    Meet Detective Isshiki. People
    in the know consider him a great detective.
[15:02] Mii
    I see. Is that so?
[15:07] Mii
    And who is that?
[15:09] mayor
    I believe this gentleman is...
[15:11] Toto
    Oh! He's, um...
[15:14] Spitz
    Ron-kun is a friend who shares my interests.
    We collect rare wrapping papers together!
[15:19] Toto
    That's a very niche hobby!
[15:22] Ron
    By the way, Mii-kun,
[15:24] Ron
    what were you doing up there
    by the waterfall yesterday?
[15:29] Mii
    I was...
[15:34] Mii
    I was leaving an offering for
    Yadagami-sama at the shrine.
[15:39] Mii
    This waterfall is where we show our gratitude
     for the village's protection.
[15:43] Mii
    It's tradition for a villager to visit
    every day to make an offering.
[15:50] Ron
    All of you truly believe
    that Yadagami-sama exists?
[15:53] Mii
    H-How dare you ask such a thing?
    Of course he exists!
[15:57] Mii
    Just as he has until now
     and will continue to for ages!
[16:05] mayor
    That's right! The divine punishment
    visited upon the official is proof!
[16:08] mayor
    Don't you all think so?
[16:11] villager A
    That's right! He suffered
    Yadagami-sama's wrath!
[16:14] villager B
    This is why we hate outsiders!
[16:15] Toto
    When did they show up?
[16:26] Toto
    I thought they were gonna attack us.
[16:28] Ron
    When beliefs are coupled
    with an exclusionary attitude like that,
[16:31] Ron
    it can sometimes present as a
    state resembling mass hypnosis.
[16:34] Ron
    That's exactly what we saw here.
[16:37] Ron
    I wonder what's driving them
    to such fanaticism.
[16:43] Muroi
    How were things at the waterfall?
[16:45] Toto
    Oh, you're that ethnologist.
[16:49] Muroi
    Muroi.
[16:50] Muroi
    And I heard that you're a detective.
[16:52] Muroi
    Outsiders aren't allowed at the waterfall,
    you know, so I got curious.
[16:58] Muroi
    Is the rumor that Yadagami-sama
    killed the official true?
[17:01] Toto
    We don't know if it was
    Yadagami-sama or not, but...
[17:05] Muroi
    So there really was a death...
[17:09] Muroi
    I've studied legends of gods passed
    down all throughout the countryside,
[17:13] Muroi
    but Yadagami-sama is unique.
[17:15] Muroi
    His legends are still alive, you see.
[17:18] Muroi
    There are even reports
    of his power of vanishment.
[17:20] Toto
    Power of vanishment?
[17:23] Muroi
    There was a plan to build
    a dam fifteen years ago, too.
[17:27] Muroi
    But when it came time for construction,
    all the heavy machinery disappeared.
[17:31] Toto
    What?
[17:33] Muroi
    And your older brother disappeared
    here eleven years ago, right?
[17:37] Spitz
    Y-Yes.
[17:38] Muroi
    When you spend time here in this village,
[17:41] Muroi
    it's impossible not to
    feel Yadagami-sama's power.
[17:44] Muroi
    I once fell down the mountain here
    and lost consciousness.
[17:48] Muroi
    But when I came to,
    I was no longer on the mountain.
[17:50] Muroi
    I found myself lying at its foot instead.
[17:53] Toto
    Are you serious?
[17:55] Muroi
    To be honest, lately, I...
[17:58] Muroi
    I feel so enthralled by Yadagami-sama,
[18:00] Muroi
    I'm thinking of moving
    to live here in the village.
[18:04] Ron
    Muroi-kun, yesterday when it rained,
    what were you doing?
[18:08] Muroi
    D-Do you suspect me?
[18:10] Muroi
    I went to the temple where
    Yadagami-sama is enshrined!
[18:13] Spitz
    Oh, I've been there.
[18:15] Spitz
    It holds the shed skin of a huge snake.
[18:17] Muroi
    They also have eyes and fangs,
[18:20] Muroi
    plus hanging scrolls and old manuscripts
    depicting Yadagami-sama.
[18:23] Muroi
    It doubles as an impressive
    museum and archive.
[18:25] Toto
    I see.
SIGN    Temporarily Closed
[18:26] Muroi
    But for some reason,
    it was closed yesterday.
[18:29] Muroi
    I had no choice but to go back
    to Suzuki-san's house, where I'm staying.
[18:38] Toto
    What is it?
[18:39] Spitz
    It's just that conversation from earlier...
[18:42] Spitz
    Something about it is nagging at me.
[18:45] Toto
    Then why don't we try sorting out
    the sequence of events?
[18:49] Toto
    At dinner, when we looked outside
    from the mayor's house,
[18:52] Toto
    we could see a snake wrapped around someone.
[18:55] Toto
    We hurried to the guest hut,
    outside of which was muddy,
[18:58] Toto
    but there were no footprints.
[19:01] Toto
    All of the windows there have bars over them.
[19:05] Ron
    Meaning no one got in or out.
[19:08] Toto
    When we entered the hut,
    we heard a loud bang,
[19:12] Toto
    but there wasn't anyone inside.
[19:14] Ron
    What do you think that noise was?
[19:19] Spitz
    The sound of Yadagami teleporting?!
[19:22] Toto
    That's on the table?!
[19:23] Ron
    I love a good occult story myself.
[19:27] Ron
    But, unfortunately, I've never
    encountered the real thing.
[19:30] Toto
    Then you think there could be
    some other culprit here?
[19:34] Ron
    Of course, I can't say
    I'm a hundred percent sure...
[19:37] Ron
    I'm two hundred percent sure!
[19:38] Toto; Spitz
    He went over a hundred!
[19:42] police officer
    Sorry to keep you waiting. Please come in.
[19:51] Toto
    It's a fact that we saw
    Yadagami-sama in this room.
[19:54] Toto
    How did it manage to disappear?
[19:56] Toto
    Oh! Could there be a hidden room
    or something somewhere?
[19:59] police officer
    Well, we searched the whole place.
[20:03] police officer
    The dust beneath the roof was undisturbed.
[20:05] police officer
    No sign anyone had been up there.
[20:07] police officer
    The walls and bars are sturdy
    and can't be removed.
[20:09] police officer
    We turned over all of the tatami mats too,
[20:12] police officer
    but there's nowhere to hide.
[20:15] Toto
    I see.
[20:17] police officer
    But we did find one clue.
[20:20] Toto
    What?
[20:21] police officer
    This, here.
SIGN    Nandan
    Black Sugar Syrup
[20:22] Toto
    Ron's black sugar syrup!
[20:24] Ron
    So this is where it was!
[20:26] Ron
    I had it in my mouth when we rushed out
    yesterday, but it disappeared at some point.
[20:30] Toto
    Look at that! You got
    the tatami mats all dirty.
[20:34] Toto
    I'm sorry. That's something he dropped.
[20:37] police officer
    I see.
[20:38] police officer
    In that case, we have no other leads.
[20:42] Spitz
    No... other... leads...
[20:47] Toto
    Huh?
[20:48] Spitz
    So Yadagami really does exist...
[20:51] Spitz
    And my brother...
[20:53] Spitz
    He would've been powerless against a god.
[20:58] Spitz
    Big brother...
[21:01] Brotz
    You tend to be a bit of a baby, but you have
    a talent for getting people to like you.
[21:05] Brotz
    Find yourself some good friends
    and take a path that lets you help others.
[21:11] Brotz
    I expect great things from you.
[21:14] Spitz
    Why...?
[21:20] Toto
    What's wrong, Spitz?
[21:23] Spitz
    A white snake in the river!
[21:25] Spitz
    It's Yadagami!
[21:29] Toto
    What? I don't see anything.
[21:44] Ron
    When you officers got here, where
    was the bottle of black sugar syrup?
[21:47] police officer
    We replaced the tatami mats
    after we removed them,
[21:50] police officer
    so it was right where it is now.
[21:53] Ron
    Detective Isshiki...
[21:54] Ron
    your expression says that you've seen
    through Yadagami's disappearing act.
[21:58] Spitz
    What?
[22:00] Toto; internal
    You solved it, didn't you, Ron?
[22:03] Ron
    Living legends are created by the living.

E13 - The Case of the Yadagami-sama Murders (Part 2)

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[00:05] Toto
    There's no one here.
[00:08] Ron
    They vanished?
[00:10] Toto
    The following morning,
[00:11] Toto
    in the pool of the waterfall near the village,
[00:13] Toto
    they found the official
    dead of unnatural causes.
[00:16] Toto
    On his neck was bruising
    that resembled the scales of a snake.
[00:21] Ron
    Detective Isshiki...
[00:23] Ron
    your expression says that you've seen
    through Yadagami's disappearing act.
[00:27] Ron
    Living legends are created by the living.
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
[02:04] ---
    #13 The Case of the Yadagami-sama Murders (Part 2)
[02:06] Toto
    Thank you all for gathering here.
[02:09] Toto
    I'd now like to explain the murder
    that occurred in your village.
[02:16] Toto
    Last night, after we saw Yadagami-sama
    and rushed over to the guest hut,
[02:21] Toto
    this man accidentally dropped
    his black sugar syrup on the floor.
[02:25] Toto
    However, when we went to the guest hut today,
[02:27] Toto
    the bottle was some distance from the spill.
[02:31] Toto
    This man said he saw a white snake
    in the river, and when we investigated,
[02:35] Toto
    we found a stone with a rope tied to it.
[02:41] Toto
    These facts, the banging noise
    we heard when we entered the hut,
SIGN    Temporarily
    Closed
[02:45] Toto
    and the closure of the shrine...
[02:47] Toto
    were the keys to Yadagami-sama's
     disappearing trick.
[02:51] Muroi
    Trick, you say?
[02:52] Toto
    Yes. The Yadagami-sama we saw...
[02:56] Toto
    was a painted scroll affixed to a tatami mat.
[02:59] Muroi
    What?!
[03:04] Toto
    The culprit stood the mat upright,
[03:05] Toto
    stuck the Yadagami-sama scroll to the back,
[03:08] Toto
    and used the rope to hold it up.
[03:10] Toto
    One end of the rope was shut in the door,
[03:13] Toto
    while the other was tied to a rock
    hanging outside the window.
[03:17] Toto
    So the moment we opened the door,
    the rope was freed,
[03:21] Toto
    and the stone at the other end
    plummeted into the river with it.
[03:25] Toto
    The mat then fell back into place,
[03:27] Toto
    as if nothing had ever happened.
[03:29] Toto
    The bang we heard was just
    the mat falling back to the floor.
[03:33] Muroi
    Th-That's the truth behind
    Yadagami's disappearance?
[03:35] Spitz
    I'm certain this old painting
    is what we saw that night.
[03:41] Toto
    The reason the bottle
    rolled away from the stain
[03:44] Toto
    is because the culprit had lifted
    the mat to retrieve the scroll.
[03:49] Mii
    But... who would do such a thing?
[03:51] Toto
    The culprit didn't want the villagers
    to be accused of the crime,
[03:54] Toto
    so they planned it to seem impossible.
[03:57] Toto
    For their trick to work,
    they needed someone to witness it.
[04:00] Toto
    And the person who led us to our room...
[04:03] Toto
    was you, Mayor, wasn't it?
[04:08] Mayor
    Wh-What's this all of a sudden?
[04:11] Toto
    Now, as for this morning...
[04:12] Toto
    The corpse showed bruising
    resembling snakeskin,
[04:15] Toto
    and we mentioned the person we'd seen
     constricted by a snake the night before.
[04:18] Toto
    Normally, one's first thought
    would be of the victim,
[04:22] Toto
    but you immediately declared
     it had been the Yadagami!
[04:25] Toto
    Because you knew we'd seen that scroll!
[04:28] Mayor
    Th-That doesn't amount to evidence!
[04:32] Mayor
    First of all, no one's found
    the murder weapon! Where is it?
[04:36] Toto
    I-It's true the weapon
    would be your link to the body...
[04:41] Ron
    Brilliant, Detective Isshiki! The ligature!
[04:43] Toto
    Uh, I said the link?
[04:45] Ron
    You must mean the rope tied to the shrine.
[04:49] Toto
    Huh?
[04:50] Ron
    Looking closely, I can see it's
     tied differently than it was yesterday,
[04:54] Ron
    as though it was used for something
     and then returned.
[04:57] Toto
    I get it now!
[04:59] Toto
    The murder weapon was the shrine rope!
[05:01] Toto
    Once we investigate, we'll find skin cells
[05:04] Toto
    from both the victim and you on it!
[05:15] Mii
    Th-That can't be! I mean—
[05:18] Mayor
    Mii, it's all right.
[05:21] Mii
    Grandpa...
[05:22] Mayor
    I'm sorry, Mii, everyone.
[05:29] Mayor
    I did it.
[05:32] Mayor
    I hated the official who
     came wanting to build the dam,
[05:35] Mayor
    so I called him out here and killed him.
[05:39] Toto
    Is that truly the only reason?
[05:42] Toto
    Isn't there something else you're hiding?
[05:52] Ron
    Fall.
[05:54] Toto
    Here it comes!
[05:56] Ron
    Console the dead with your own death.
[06:00] Mayor
    Wh-What are you saying?
[06:02] Ron
    Fall into the waterfall.
[06:07] Mayor
    All right. I will.
[06:15] Mayor
    Fall... Fall...
[06:18] Mayor
    Fall...
[06:24] Toto
    Don't!
[06:25] Toto
    Come back to your senses!
[06:29] Mayor
    What was I...
[06:34] Toto
    You're all right now. Don't worry.
[06:50] Mii
    Grandpa!
[06:51] Spitz
    Tototo!
[07:01] Ron
    Are those two okay?!
[07:02] Crowd; adlib
    Hurry! Get something!
    It doesn't matter what!
[07:11] Toto
    Mayor, please grab hold!
[07:15] Ron
    We'll pull you up! Hang on!
[07:16] Spitz
    I'll help, too!
[07:30] Mayor
    Mii, please find happiness.
[07:36] Mii
    Grandpa...
[07:37] police officer
    Let's go, Mayor.
[08:00] Ron
    How about you come out now?
[08:03] Ron
    You're the one who threw
    the rope, aren't you?
[08:14] Shepard
    You sure have grown up, Spitz.
[08:16] Spitz
    B-Big Brother?
[08:18] Shepard
    When did you two realize I was here?
[08:22] Ron
    Toto.
[08:23] Toto
    Right.
[08:24] Toto
    When Muroi said he'd passed out
     in the wilderness
[08:26] Toto
    and woken up at the base of the mountain,
[08:29] Toto
    we considered that someone living
    on the mountain had rescued him.
[08:33] Toto
    Then we remembered that when
     Mii-san went to make an offering,
[08:36] Toto
    she had an insulated bag with her.
[08:42] Toto
    We figured she might be leaving food
    for someone on the mountain.
[08:45] Toto
    And there was also...
[08:48] Ron
    When Mii saw Spitz, she blurted,
    "Why are you here?"
[08:52] Ron
    We had to wonder if the person
    she'd been feeding looked like Spitz.
[08:57] Ron
    So we thought, just maybe,
    they were brothers.
[09:01] Ron
    Right, Detective Isshiki?
[09:03] Toto
    Yup, yup.
[09:05] Shepard
    I see.
[09:06] Shepard
    You've made yourself some good,
    talented friends here, Spitz.
[09:11] Spitz
    Why'd you disappear on me like that?!
[09:16] Shepard
    It all started fifteen years ago...
[09:19] Shepard
    While I was visiting this village on research,
[09:22] Shepard
    the mayor told me
    about the plans to build a dam.
[09:25] Shepard
    I suggested that he use the legends
    of Yadagami to play a trick.
[09:29] Shepard
    I was only kidding.
[09:31] Shepard
    But after I returned to my country,
[09:33] Shepard
    I learned he'd hidden
    the heavy machinery in the mountains
[09:36] Shepard
    and stymied the dam construction.
[09:40] Shepard
    Then, four years later, while I was
     doing fieldwork in another country,
[09:44] Shepard
    my life changed completely.
[09:48] Shepard
    I learned something I never should have,
[09:50] Shepard
    which caused a certain organization
    to come after me.
[09:54] Spitz
    Who're you talking about?
[09:56] Shepard
    Even on pain of death, I'll never tell.
[09:58] Shepard
    If I did, I couldn't promise
     safety for either of you.
[10:04] Ron
    That's the reason you went missing
    without informing your family, isn't it?
[10:09] Shepard
    Yes, it is.
[10:10] Shepard
    After I evaded my pursuers
    and eventually drifted here,
[10:13] Shepard
    I took advantage of the village's gratitude
    for my part in forestalling the dam
[10:17] Shepard
    and took shelter in the mountains.
[10:19] Toto
    So the villagers know you're here?
[10:22] Shepard
    Yes, ever since the day
    I disappeared and left Spitz.
[10:26] Spitz
    So that's the deal...
[10:28] Spitz
    The whole village conspired to hide you.
[10:30] Shepard
    But in the end,
    I brought misfortune on these people.
[10:34] Shepard
    It was because of me
    that the mayor killed that official.
[10:42] Shepard
    The official discovered I was here
[10:44] Shepard
    and realized there must
     be unusual circumstances,
[10:46] Shepard
    so he demanded money in exchange
    for keeping our secret.
[10:50] Shepard
    Before long, his demands escalated.
[10:52] Shepard
    When he threatened
    to expose me to the world...
[10:55] Shepard
    that's when tragedy struck.
[10:58] Ron
    I see.
[10:59] Mii
    I had no idea.
[11:01] Mii
    Grandpa...
[11:03] Shepard
    I don't intend to live at the
    expense of others' happiness.
[11:06] Shepard
    Isshiki-kun, was it? You should arrest me.
[11:10] Toto
    What?
[11:11] Mii
    You can't!
[11:12] Spitz
    Big Brother! I just found
    you again after so long!
[11:15] Shepard
    Spitz...
[11:16] Shepard
    I just wanted to tell you the truth
    of the incident before I was caught.
[11:20] Shepard
    Now, Isshiki-kun,
[11:22] Shepard
    there's instigating the
    concealment of heavy machinery
[11:24] Shepard
    and much more to charge me with.
[11:26] Spitz
    Big Brother, wait!
[11:27] Ron
    Was the mayor really trying to protect you?
[11:32] Ron
    This is just conjecture on my part,
[11:35] Ron
    but I think what he truly wanted to protect...
[11:38] Ron
    were Mii-kun's feelings for you.
[11:45] Shepard
    Mii...
[11:47] Shepard
    Even for a man like me, you...
[11:54] Ron
    We're the ones who dragged out the man
    Yadagami-sama had stolen away.
[12:00] Ron
    I'm sure divine wrath is in store.
    Yadagami-sama's rage will descend.
[12:03] Toto
    That's when the heavens open up, isn't it?
[12:09] Ron
    I'd rather not get soaked to the bone.
     I'm heading home.
[12:12] Toto
    Hold on! I thought you
    didn't believe in the occult.
[12:22] Toto
    As this case has now been solved,
    I will take my leave as well.
[12:27] Toto
    Wait up!
[12:44] Spitz
    Thank you, Tototo, Ron-kun!
[13:07] Spitz
    Now it's my turn!
[13:09] Spitz
    Just you wait, Ron-kun!
[13:10] Spitz
    Ron-kun couldn't have murdered anyone
    in the Bloody Training Incident.
[13:15] Spitz
    What truths are held within
    the file sleeping here?
[13:19] Emé
    That's far enough.
[13:21] Emé
    Could this be what you're looking for,
[13:25] Emé
    Instructor Spitz Fire?
[13:28] Spitz
    Principal?
[13:30] Emé
    Trying to steal Kamonohashi
    Ron's incident file...
[13:34] Emé
    I trust you are prepared
    for the consequences!
[13:38] Spitz
    Of course! I owe him so much.
[13:41] Spitz
    Come what may, I regret nothing!
[13:51] Emé
    In that case, I have a favor to ask of you.
[13:54] Spitz
    What?
[14:02] Spitz
    Ron-kun, I'm back!
[14:04] Toto
    Welcome, Spitz!
[14:06] Toto
    I'm glad to see you're okay.
[14:08] Spitz
    Thanks, Tototo!
[14:10] Ron
    So, do you have the file?
[14:12] Toto
    He's stiff with nerves.
[14:15] Spitz
    About that...
[14:21] Spitz
    It wasn't there.
[14:22] Toto
    What?
[14:24] Toto
    I thought that might be the case.
[14:26] Spitz
    But I do have a message for you.
[14:28] Spitz
    It's important, so the principal
    asked me to make sure you get it.
[14:33] Spitz
    The message is on this tablet.
[14:36] Spitz
    But it'll disappear once opened,
    so she said to be careful.
[14:41] Ron
    Let me read it.
[14:49] Ron
    It's a cipher.
[14:51] Ron
    I'll be able to crack this quickly.
[14:53] Toto
    We don't want to get in your way,
    so we'll be over there.
[14:56] Ron
    Wait.
[14:59] Ron
    It's asking for a password made up
    of personal information from you two.
[15:03] Toto; Spitz
    What?
[15:09] Toto
    It's a message for you, isn't it?
[15:11] Toto
    Is it okay for us to hear it, too?
[15:13] Ron
    The reason I need you two for the password
[15:15] Ron
    is because she wanted you to hear it, too.
[15:17] Ron
    I'll read it.
[15:21] Ron
    "The situation is dire, Kamonohashi Ron,
[15:24] Ron
    so I will now tell you the truth."
[15:27] Ron; Emé
    "The clues you seek about
    the Bloody Training Incident..."
[15:31] Emé
    ...have already been erased
    from both the police's files and BLUE's.
[15:35] Emé
    Concerning the incident,
[15:37] Emé
    a bloodstain that was neither
    yours nor the victims',
[15:40] Emé
    but from someone else entirely
    was found at the scene.
[15:45] Emé
    Yet none could solve
    the mystery of the locked room
[15:48] Emé
    where the murders took place,
[15:50] Emé
    so no one could clear your name of suspicion.
[15:54] Emé
    At some point, someone erased the data
    on the unknown blood from all of the files.
[16:03] Emé
    Then Instructor Grizzly was killed
    in the observatory case,
[16:08] Emé
    and there was a report of a mark matching
    the one on your neck left at the scene.
[16:13] Emé
    I became convinced of something.
[16:16] Emé
    The incident five years ago was
    committed by a certain organization,
[16:21] Emé
    and you were falsely accused.
[16:24] Emé
    That mark that appeared on your
    neck later, during treatment,
[16:27] Emé
    was likely inflicted at the same time
    as your culprit-killing disorder.
[16:32] Emé
    There's only one organization
    in the world capable of such a thing...
[16:39] Emé
    The House of M!
[16:40] Spitz
    What? Of all things!
[16:42] Toto
    What's the House of M?
[16:46] Ron
    It's said that all crime passes
     through the House of M.
[16:50] Ron
    And what they commit themselves
     is guaranteed to go unsolved.
[16:53] Ron
    They're the most heinous
    criminal family in history.
[16:55] Spitz
    There's a handful of cases that even the most
    accomplished BLUE alumni have yet to solve.
[17:01] Spitz
    It's said the House of M is involved
    with 90 percent of them.
[17:04] Toto
    An organization like that's after Ron?
[17:09] Spitz
    Ron-kun, read us the rest.
[17:14] Ron
    "I would like to uncover the truth
    underlying these things,
[17:18] Ron
    but as I've learned there is a mole from
    the House of M within BLUE,
[17:22] Ron
    I must act with the utmost caution."
[17:24] Toto
    There's a spy in the school?!
[17:26] Ron
    "That is why I had no choice but to send
    a message to you in this manner."
[17:32] Ron
    "I hold your abilities in high esteem."
[17:35] Ron
    "One day, when you've
    proven your innocence,
[17:37] Ron
    I look forward to reinstating
    your detective's license."
[17:41] Emé
    Ron, your parents and I were old friends.
[17:46] Emé
    I've watched over you since you were born.
[17:49] Emé
    When I heard that you'd made
    trustworthy friends, I was overjoyed.
[17:54] Emé
    Isshiki Totomaru-san,
[17:57] Emé
    Instructor Spitz...
[17:59] Emé
    Please look after Ron for me.
[18:03] Ron
    "Be very careful."
[18:05] Ron
    Signed Emé Emmerich, Principal of BLUE.
[18:14] Toto
    Now we know who framed Ron.
[18:18] Toto
    Let's catch these House of M guys
    and make them tell us everything about Ron!
[18:22] Spitz
    Tototo... I love your determination,
[18:25] Spitz
    but it won't mean anything
     against these people.
[18:27] Spitz
    The BLUE alumni who've tried
     to crack the cases
[18:30] Spitz
    that the House of M was involved in
[18:32] Spitz
    have all died mysterious deaths.
[18:35] Toto
    You mean they were killed?
[18:37] Spitz
    The truth is shrouded in darkness.
[18:40] Toto
    A group that dangerous is...
[18:45] Toto
    Ron.
[18:59] Ron
    Well, this is a problem.
[19:02] Ron
    I'm so excited that I can't stop trembling.
[19:09] Ron
    As long as Toto and I keep solving cases,
    they're sure to show themselves again.
[19:16] Ron
    But next time, we won't let them slip away.
[19:21] Ron
    We'll drag the House of M into the light!
[21:00] Theo
    Big Brother.
[21:01] Theo
    Chris, the Ripper killer, is going to
    have a baby and would like to go straight.
[21:06] Theo
    So we've got an issue.
[21:08] Theo
    I'll have him ripped to shreds
     and get someone new.
[21:11] Milo
    That's not a bad idea,
[21:13] Milo
    but it could give rise to someone bent
    on revenge fifteen years from now.
[21:18] Milo
    Make sure you pull the tiniest
    sprouts out by the roots, too.
[21:21] Theo
    Of course.
[21:23] Winter
    Why has an organization
    as meticulous as ours
[21:26] Winter
    allowed that half-blood to live?
[21:28] Theo
    Hey, Winter!
[21:30] Theo
    That's no way to talk to our big brother!
[21:34] Milo
    Do you mean Kamonohashi Ron?
[21:37] Winter
    Who else could I mean?
[21:38] Milo
    It's because he's part of the family.
    He carries the same blood we do.
[21:42] Winter
    Family?
[21:44] Winter
    Then what about Alice?
[21:45] Winter
    She shared our blood too!
[21:47] Milo
    I wasn't finished.
[21:49] Milo
    To be precise,
    only those who excel will remain.
[21:53] Milo
    Will Kamonohashi Ron prove
    worthy of being our brother?
[21:56] Milo
    That's what we're trying to determine.
[21:57] Winter
    But he carries the blood
    of Sherlock Holmes, too!
[22:01] Winter
    He'll never be my brother.
[22:06] Milo
    Winter.
[22:08] Milo
    Are you still angry about the fact
    that we disposed of Alice?
[22:13] Winter
    Let go of me!
[22:14] Theo
    W-Wait!
[22:16] Milo
    There is but one way to fulfill
    both your desires and mine.
[22:25] Milo
    Despair.
[22:27] Milo
    The House of M's perfect crimes
[22:30] Milo
    have long been foiled by Sherlock
    Holmes and his descendants.
[22:37] Milo
    Kamonohashi Ron carries his blood,
    so the one thing we cannot allow
[22:42] Milo
    is him to become a detective.
[22:47] Milo
    Therefore, we shall bestow despair upon him.
[22:51] Milo
    We will ascertain whether he
    is worthy of the House of Moriarty
[22:55] Milo
    after he has completely
    given up on his deductions.
[22:59] Milo
    Even if he becomes incapacitated
    in the process, so be it.
[23:04] Milo
    It would simply mean that
    that's all he was capable of.
[23:12] Winter
    I will be very thorough.
[23:17] Milo
    I'm counting on it.
[23:19] sign
    First-Born of the Moriarty Family
    Milo Moriarty
[23:19] Milo
    There's a ticket to Japan waiting for you.
[23:23] Milo
    Go and give Kamonohashi Ron a terrifying
    taste of the House of Moriarty.
[23:24] sign
    Fourth-Born of the Moriarty Family
    Winter Moriarty