# E11 - Rem
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYE5K0P3R/rem)
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**[00:16] Chief**
To us of the demon clan, twins are taboo.
**[00:21] Mom**
Please wait, Chief!
**[00:23] Chief**
No! To protect our pride as a race,
**[00:27] Chief**
we must dispose of them.
**[00:29] Chief**
Such is the demon clan's custom!
**[00:32] Chief**
It is our law!
**[01:03] Chief**
This child is...
**[01:30] Chief**
She is a true prodigy.
**[01:33] Guy**
Such power, with only one horn!
**[01:35] Guy**
If she'd had two horns...
**[01:41] Dad**
Very good, Ram...
**[01:43] Mom**
Rem, follow your sister's
example and work hard.
**[01:46] Dad**
Don't worry.
**[01:47] ---**
One day, Rem will show us that
she has incredible power.
**[01:51] Mom**
You're right. She is Ram's sister, after all.
**[01:54] Dad**
We expect great things.
**[02:16] Ram**
Don't worry.
**[02:19] Rem**
Sissy...
**[02:21] Ram**
Just be you, Rem.
**[02:22] Ram**
You don't have to worry about what people say.
**[02:46] Rem**
*I can never match my sister in demon power.*
**[02:49] Rem**
*Then...*
**[02:58] Rem**
Hey, Mom...
**[03:01] Mom**
What is it, Rem?
**[03:03] Mom**
I'll make dinner tomorrow.
**[03:08] Ram**
What are you making for dinner?
**[03:11] Rem**
Hmm...
**[03:12] ---**
Maybe a stir-fry with barbaro rabbit
meat and nuts from the forest trees.
**[03:16] Rem**
And steamed tatoes!
**[03:18] Ram**
I'll help you.
**[03:20] Rem**
No, I'll be fine by myself.
**[03:23] Rem**
Just watch me.
**[03:32] Rem**
Now, I just need a barbaro rabbit.
**[04:04] Rem**
Sissy!
**[04:14] Mom**
I'm just so glad you're both all right.
**[04:17] Rem**
*Both...*
**[04:19] Dad**
Rem, don't go into the forest alone again.
**[04:23] Mom**
You don't want to worry your sister.
**[04:25] Rem**
Yes, I'm sorry.
**[04:29] Ram**
Wait, don't forget about this.
**[04:32] Ram**
The steamed tatoes Rem made are really good.
**[04:37] Ram**
They have just the right amount of salt.
**[04:39] Dad**
You're right! They are good!
**[04:42] Mom**
I had no idea Rem could make
something so delicious!
**[04:57] Mom**
That's enough, Rem.
**[05:00] Mom**
I'm just happy both of you are all right.
**[05:04] Dad**
Yes, we're so glad you're both safe.
**[05:08] Chief**
No, it would have been better
if only Ram had been safe.
**[05:12] Guy**
That's right.
**[05:13] Guy**
You said it.
**[05:16] Mom**
Yes, if only that useless Rem had died...
**[05:19] Dad**
It would have been best if only Ram had lived.
**[05:45] Ram**
You were having a scary dream, weren't you?
**[05:47] Ram**
You were moaning.
**[05:49] Rem**
Sissy...
**[05:51] Ram**
It's all right. I'm with you.
**[05:54] Ram**
So you don't have to worry about anything.
**[05:58] Rem**
Right, Sissy.
**[06:01] Rem**
I love you!
**[06:05] Rem**
*My sister really is amazing.*
**[06:07] ---**
*I can't match her in anything.*
**[06:10] Rem**
*In that case, I don't have
to do anything anymore.*
**[06:14] Rem**
*I can just walk behind her.*
**[06:26] Rem**
Sissy?
**[07:02] Rem**
Sissy!
**[07:13] Ram**
Rem... I'm glad you're safe.
**[07:33] Rem**
*It finally broke off.*
**[07:37] Rem**
*Because of me,*
**[07:39] ---**
*my sister's horn was broken.*
**[07:42] ---**
*And she lost her power.*
**[07:44] Rem**
*From now on, I have to learn to
do all the things that Sissy...*
**[07:48] ---**
*That Sister could do.*
**[07:51] Rem**
*This is what Sister would have done.*
**[07:53] Rem**
*Sister is far more amazing.*
**[07:55] Rem**
*Sister could do even more.*
**[07:58] Rem**
*I only imitate what Sister could do.*
**[08:00] Rem**
*If I cannot even do that satisfactorily,*
**[08:03] Rem**
*I am worthless.*
**[08:05] Roswaal**
You're doing a fine job...
**[08:08] Rem**
*I heard those words many times back home.*
**[08:12] Ram**
Don't overdo it.
**[08:14] Rem**
*Even if I overdo everything,
it will never be enough.*
**[08:17] Frederica**
Why do you try so hard?
**[08:20] Rem**
*Why else? Because nothing I do is enough.*
**[08:24] Rem**
*Why should I go on living?*
**[08:26] Rem**
*All of this is my atonement for*
**[08:30] ---**
*what I thought on that fiery night.*
**[08:33] Rem**
*What can I do to atone?*
**[08:36] Rem**
*I shall risk my life to walk the path
that Sister would have walked,*
**[08:40] Rem**
*the path I took from her.*
**[08:43] Rem**
*Because I am inferior to her in every way.*
**[08:47] Rem**
*I am nothing but a replacement.*
**[08:52] Ram**
Barusu, head to the right of
that broken tree ahead!
**[08:55] Ram**
You're too slow!
**[08:56] Subaru**
Don't ask any more of me...
**[08:58] Subaru**
I'm running... as fast as I can!
**[09:00] Rem**
Subaru-kun... What...
**[09:04] Subaru**
You're awake, Rem?
**[09:06] Ram**
Thank goodness, Rem.
You really are a handful.
**[09:11] Ram**
*Fula!*
**[09:20] Rem**
Why...
**[09:23] Rem**
Why didn't you just leave me alone?
**[09:27] Rem**
For you and Sister to show up
makes it all pointless.
**[09:32] Rem**
I have to do it by myself.
**[09:34] Rem**
No one else needs to get hurt anymore...
**[09:36] Subaru**
Too late for that.
**[09:38] Subaru**
Ram and I are already torn to shreds,
maybe even more than you!
**[09:41] Subaru**
My right shoulder's dislocated!
**[09:45] Rem**
It's... It's my fault.
**[09:48] Rem**
So I have to take responsibility.
**[09:51] Rem**
If I don't, I can't do anything for Sister or you...
**[09:57] Rem**
I haven't changed at all.
**[10:01] Rem**
I committed the same sin I did back then!
**[10:05] Rem**
Because I hesitated to
extend my hand to you...
**[10:10] Rem**
*The witch's scent?*
**[10:12] Rem**
You nearly died.
**[10:18] Subaru**
I'm not sure what you're talking about,
**[10:20] Subaru**
but you decided to do this
alone to atone for that?
**[10:25] Subaru**
Rem...
**[10:29] Rem**
Yes?
**[10:30] Subaru**
Super slap!
**[10:34] Subaru**
For starters, are you dumb?
**[10:36] Subaru**
No, you are dumb!
**[10:38] Ram**
Barusu, the cut on your forehead
has reopened and is bleeding.
**[10:41] Subaru**
Yeah, I know I'm dumb, too!
**[10:43] Subaru**
But your sister is even dumber!
**[10:46] Subaru**
Listen, where I'm from there's a saying,
"Three heads are better than one."
**[10:50] Subaru**
Wait, is it two heads?
**[10:52] Subaru**
Whatever! The point is,
**[10:53] ---**
three heads, thinking together,
are harder to break than only one arrow!
**[10:57] Subaru**
It means you should rely on
**[10:59] ---**
those around you instead of
thinking about stuff alone!
**[11:02] Rem**
Subaru-kun...
**[11:08] Subaru**
Damn...
**[11:09] Subaru**
Ram, which way should we run
to get outside the barrier?
**[11:13] Ram**
We'd have to run left at full
speed. What's your plan?
**[11:18] Subaru**
I could shove Rem toward you and
run tragically to the right—
**[11:22] Ram**
You'll draw the ulgarm's attention
**[11:23] ---**
while I take Rem and run?
**[11:25] Subaru**
Could you not expose my attempt at
hiding my embarrassment so easily?!
**[11:28] Rem**
There's no way you will survive.
**[11:30] Rem**
Please don't. If you do that, I will...
**[11:34] Subaru**
Don't worry.
**[11:36] ---**
You don't know my brilliant plan
to round up all the mabeasts.
**[11:40] Rem**
Subaru-kun, why would you do all this?
**[11:44] Subaru**
Well...
**[11:50] Subaru**
You were my partner for my very first date.
**[11:54] Subaru**
I wouldn't be so heartless as to desert you.
**[12:00] Subaru**
All right, guess I'd better go and do this.
**[12:03] Subaru**
Take care of Rem, Onee-sama!
**[12:06] Ram**
I'll be praying for our safe reunion, Barusu.
**[12:10] Ram**
Barusu's risking his life to buy us time.
**[12:13] Ram**
Let's make the most of it.
**[12:22] Subaru**
I'd love to finish you off right about now...
**[12:37] Subaru**
I have an ace up my sleeve, too!
**[12:40] Subaru**
It's you and me, pal... Get ready!
**[12:44] Rem**
Sister! Subaru-kun is... Subaru-kun is...
**[12:47] Ram**
Don't look back, Rem.
**[12:48] ---**
Barusu's determination will be for nothing.
**[12:58] Rem**
Sissy!
**[13:08] Rem**
Subaru-kun!
**[13:13] Subaru**
*Shamac!*
**[13:26] Subaru**
I could do without the bugs,
but I appreciate the bocco fruit!
**[13:29] Subaru**
Thanks for that, brats.
**[13:33] Subaru**
Crap—
**[13:40] Subaru**
You need to die!
**[13:46] Subaru**
What's the matter?
Bring it on, boss garm!
**[13:52] Roswaal**
*Ulgoa!*
**[14:00] Roswaal**
Oh, my! You look an absolute fright!
**[14:07] Subaru**
You're way late, Ros-chi...
**[14:14] Subaru**
But I'm surprised you
knew where to find me.
**[14:17] Roswaal**
In the village, Emilia-sama drove
it into me quite thoroughly...
**[14:22] Roswaal**
"Even if it's rash or reckless,
he'll use magic if he's cornered,
**[14:26] Roswaal**
so don't lose sight of
him from above," she said.
**[14:29] Ram**
Roswaal-sama!
**[14:36] Ram**
I am sorry to cause so
much trouble for you!
**[14:39] Roswaal**
Oh, not at all.
**[14:41] Roswaal**
In fact, you both did fine work in my absence.
**[14:47] Roswaal**
I shall most certainly show my
gratitude for your actions.
**[14:51] Roswaal**
You have my word.
**[14:53] Rem**
Subaru-kun!
**[14:55] Subaru**
Rem, that hurts! Stop!
**[14:58] Subaru**
I'm kinda hurt all over right now...
**[15:00] Rem**
You're alive... You stayed alive...
**[15:03] Rem**
Subaru-kun! Subaru-kun! Subaru-kun!
**[15:07] Subaru**
This... again...
**[15:18] Rem**
Are you awake?
**[15:28] Subaru**
Did I do this? Like, grabbed you
and never let go?
**[15:33] Rem**
No, um... This is, well...
**[15:36] Rem**
I did it.
**[15:38] Rem**
While you slept, you looked as
if you were in pain, so I...
**[15:44] Subaru**
You held my hand?
**[15:46] Rem**
At times like these,
I do not know what to do,
**[15:50] Rem**
so I did what would have made me
happiest, were I in your place.
**[15:55] Subaru**
Anyway, I'd like to hear the rest... I mean,
**[15:58] Subaru**
I'd like to know how it ended.
**[16:00] Subaru**
Were my curses removed?
**[16:03] Rem**
Yes. Roswaal-sama took
care of all the mabeasts.
**[16:08] Rem**
So there is no chance
the curses will activate.
**[16:15] Rem**
I am sorry, Subaru-kun.
**[16:18] Subaru**
Hey... Come on, lift your head, Rem.
**[16:20] Subaru**
There's nothing wrong with me.
**[16:25] Subaru**
You always look calm,
**[16:27] ---**
but you're not remotely calm
or collected, are you?
**[16:31] Rem**
I do realize
**[16:33] Rem**
that I am a powerless and
incompetent demon clan dropout.
**[16:38] Rem**
So no matter what I do,
I can never match my sister.
**[16:42] Rem**
I am merely her replacement,
**[16:44] Rem**
and one far inferior to her.
**[16:46] ---**
Good for nothing.
**[16:51] Rem**
Why was I the one to keep my horn?
**[16:56] Rem**
Why could Sister not be the one to keep hers?
**[17:01] Rem**
Why was she born with only one horn?
**[17:06] Rem**
Why did... we have to be twins?
**[17:13] Rem**
I apologize. That was a strange
thing for me to say.
**[17:17] Rem**
Please forget it.
**[17:21] Subaru**
You know, Rem, you keep
putting Ram on a pedestal
**[17:25] ---**
and undermining yourself,
**[17:27] Subaru**
but I don't think Ram's situation would be
**[17:30] ---**
any better if she were in your position.
**[17:33] Subaru**
Ram is weaker than you, she can't cook,
**[17:35] Subaru**
slacks off on the job, says mean things.
**[17:38] Rem**
Y-You're wrong!
**[17:40] Rem**
Sister's true self is more...
**[17:42] ---**
If she had her horn, you would not say...
**[17:44] Subaru**
But Ram doesn't have her horn,
**[17:48] ---**
so I don't know that Ram.
**[17:50] Subaru**
I'm pretty sure you're the only one
**[17:52] ---**
who cares whether she has a horn or not.
**[17:57] Subaru**
What Ram doesn't have, you do.
**[18:00] Subaru**
Just accept that.
**[18:03] Subaru**
You're kind, hardworking, always do your best,
**[18:06] Subaru**
and your chest is bigger than hers!
**[18:10] Subaru**
If you hadn't been around, those dogs
would've chewed me to death.
**[18:15] Subaru**
I was saved because you were there.
**[18:18] Subaru**
And as you can see, I'm alive!
**[18:21] Subaru**
Not only because of your sister,
but because of you.
**[18:25] Rem**
My true Sister could have done much more.
**[18:28] Subaru**
Maybe so.
**[18:31] Subaru**
But you were the one who was there for me.
**[18:35] Subaru**
I'm glad you were there...
**[18:38] ---**
Thank you.
**[18:41] Rem**
I... I told you that I am only
my sister's replacement.
**[18:46] Subaru**
Don't define yourself that way. It's too sad.
**[18:49] Subaru**
Of course, I haven't heard the details
of how she lost her horn.
**[18:52] Subaru**
I won't ask, so I'll never know.
**[18:55] Subaru**
And since I don't know, I get to
talk as if I know all about it.
**[19:01] Subaru**
All you have to do is be the
horn Ram doesn't have.
**[19:05] Subaru**
You two can be a demon together.
**[19:10] Subaru**
Also, you call yourself a replacement,
**[19:13] Subaru**
but no one could replace you.
**[19:16] Rem**
But...
**[19:17] Subaru**
Where I come from, there's a saying,
**[19:19] Subaru**
"Demons laugh when you talk about next year."
**[19:23] Subaru**
So...
**[19:25] Subaru**
Laugh, Rem.
**[19:27] Subaru**
Take off that sad face, and laugh.
**[19:30] Subaru**
Laugh while we talk about the future!
**[19:33] Subaru**
While we talk, look forward to making up for
**[19:37] Subaru**
all the time you've wasted looking back!
**[19:40] Subaru**
We can start by talking about tomorrow.
**[19:42] Rem**
Tomorrow?
**[19:44] Subaru**
Yep, tomorrow.
**[19:46] Subaru**
You can say anything, like...
**[19:48] Subaru**
Whether you'll make a Japanese- or
Western-style breakfast tomorrow,
**[19:54] Subaru**
or whether you'll put on your
right or left shoe first.
**[19:57] Subaru**
It can be something silly like that.
**[20:00] Subaru**
No matter how silly it is,
**[20:02] ---**
you can talk about tomorrow
because you *have* a tomorrow.
**[20:05] Subaru**
How about it?
**[20:07] Rem**
I am... very weak.
**[20:11] Rem**
So I'm sure I will end up leaning on you.
**[20:15] Subaru**
What's wrong with that?
**[20:17] Subaru**
I'm weak, stupid, scary-looking, and dense.
**[20:22] Subaru**
But I still live my life, expecting others
to take care of things for me...
**[20:28] Subaru**
We can lean on each other as we move forward.
**[20:32] Subaru**
Let's laugh and talk about tomorrow with
our arms around each other's shoulders.
**[20:37] Subaru**
It's always been my dream to talk
about next year with a demon
**[20:40] ---**
while we both laugh!
**[20:44] Rem**
You are fanatical like a demon.
**[20:49] Subaru**
Right?
***SIGN*** Rem
**[21:13] Roswaal**
By the way, Ram,
**[21:14] ---**
did you find the one who was
controlling the mabeasts?
**[21:19] Ram**
Yes, but the trail has already vanished.
**[21:23] Ram**
It seems one of the children that
Barusu and Rem brought back
**[21:27] Ram**
from the forest disappeared the next day.
**[21:29] Roswaal**
Is this going to be another
battle for the throne?
**[21:33] Roswaal**
The Bowel Hunter, mabeast masters...
**[21:35] Roswaal**
We have involved ourselves with
some bizarre characters.
**[21:38] Ram**
No matter how many strange
characters you face,
**[21:41] Ram**
you aren't the sort to lose heart, are you?
**[21:44] Roswaal**
My, how audacious you have become.
**[21:48] Roswaal**
Come here.
**[21:53] Roswaal**
Now, shall we begin?
**[21:57] Roswaal**
I was unable to attend to you
for a whole night, after all.
**[22:00] Ram**
I'm sorry. Please do.
**[22:03] Roswaal**
You have used quite a lot of mana.
**[22:06] Roswaal**
May the stars protect you.
**[22:14] Roswaal**
I shall be busy again for a time.
**[22:16] Roswaal**
I know it will be hard on you,
but I'll be counting on you and Rem.
**[22:21] Ram**
As you wish.
**[22:23] Ram**
Since that fiery night,
**[22:26] ---**
my body has belonged to you, Roswaal-sama.
**[22:28] Roswaal**
I must win this battle for the throne,
no matter what it takes.
**[22:33] Roswaal**
For the sake of my goal.
**[22:37] Roswaal**
For the coming day when I kill the dragon...
**[22:42] Emilia**
You're constantly getting hurt,
aren't you, Subaru?
**[22:46] Emilia**
You came to this mansion in the
first place because you were injured.
**[22:50] Emilia**
Since then, it's only been four days.
**[22:53] Subaru**
It's not like I get hurt because I want to.
**[22:56] Subaru**
The world's just a little harsh on me...
**[23:00] Subaru**
So you're welcome to spoil me rotten,
since no one else will, Emilia-tan!
**[23:04] Emilia**
Don't joke around.
**[23:06] Emilia**
Puck kept trying to stop me from
going after you guys, too.
**[23:11] Emilia**
Who knows what would've happened
if Roswaal hadn't made it back?
**[23:14] Emilia**
Do you get it?
**[23:17] Emilia**
Still, I suppose you saved me again.
**[23:20] Subaru**
Huh?
**[23:21] Emilia**
I brought you to the mansion
as thanks for saving me,
**[23:25] ---**
and now...
**[23:27] Emilia**
Still, thank you so much!
**[23:31] Subaru**
Hey, it's fine, it's fine!
**[23:33] Subaru**
I only did it because I wanted to...
**[23:35] Emilia**
I thought you'd say that,
**[23:38] ---**
but it doesn't make me feel any better.
**[23:40] Emilia**
I must do something to thank you...
**[23:42] Subaru**
Okay. Then, I'll take you up on that.
**[23:47] Subaru**
Go on a date with me, Emilia-tan!
**[23:49] Emilia**
A "date"?
**[23:51] Subaru**
We'll go out together, see the same things,
**[23:54] Subaru**
eat the same things, do the same things,
**[23:56] ---**
and share the same memories.
**[23:59] Emilia**
And that's all you want?
**[24:01] Subaru**
That's exactly what I want.
**[24:03] Subaru**
I want to show you off to the village kids,
**[24:05] Subaru**
and there's this awesome flower field!
**[24:08] Subaru**
Even if all we do is stroll around,
it'd be a special occasion to me!
**[24:15] Emilia**
All right. I'll go on a date with you!
**[24:23] Subaru**
Yes! That's why you're my EMF!
**[24:27] Subaru**
Oh, "EMF" stands for "Emilia-tan, major fairy"!