# E8 - Christmas and Girlfriend
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***SIGN*** now
***SIGN*** Ruka-chan
Still up?
***SIGN*** Groan
**[00:05] Signs**
Ruka-chan
**[00:05] Sign**
Goodnight ♥
**[00:05] Sign**
Night
**[00:05] Sign**
Sweet dreams♥
**[00:05] Sign**
ty
**[00:05] Sign**
Sleep already♥
**[00:05] Sign**
ya
**[00:05] Sign**
Still up?
**[00:11] K**
She's no "girlfriend"!
**[00:12] Sign**
Average Sleep:
3hrs/day
**[00:13] (Flashback) R**
But only if you go out with me, Kazuya-kun!
**[00:18] K**
*Ruka-chan offered me a deal...*
**[00:20] (Flashback) C**
Go out with her.
**[00:23] K**
Huh?
**[00:24] K**
* And on Mizuhara's orders, I found myself*
* dating her on a provisional basis.*
***SIGN*** Weekly
Dates
**[00:30] K**
* Meanwhile, I stopped seeing*
* Mizuhara completely,*
**[00:33] K**
*and the frosty winter began to set in.*
***SIGN*** Rent-a-Girlfriend
***SIGN*** Now
***SIGN*** You have a new message.
***SIGN*** Where are you?
***SIGN*** Mizuhara
***SIGN*** You're late
***SIGN*** I'm waiting for you ♥
***SIGN*** Mizuhara
***SIGN*** When
will
you
get
here
?
***SIGN*** Mizuhara
***SIGN*** When
will
you
get
here
?
***SIGN*** If you don't hurry up
***SIGN*** Mizuhara
***SIGN*** Mizuhara
***SIGN*** I'll charge you for an extension
***SIGN*** Numa
***SIGN*** Who does that girl think she is? A romcom heroine?
***SIGN*** Numa
***SIGN*** And that stupid virgin's pissing
me off, too!
***SIGN*** Numa
***SIGN*** Not like they'll last more
than three months, anyway
***SIGN*** It's not real
***SIGN*** Receipt
Kinoshita Kazuya-sama Rent-A-Girlfriend
Itemized Bill
Base Fee/hr 5000 yen x1
Choice Fee (Rookie) 5000 yen x1
Costs (City Limits) 2000 yen x1
Total: 12,000 yen + taxes
***SIGN*** "Christmas and Girlfriend"
**[02:10] K**
She's no "girlfriend."
**[02:12] K**
She's a client!
***SIGN*** Tap
***SIGN*** Sending
**[02:14] K**
The terms: two phone calls per
day, no leaving her on read,
**[02:18] K**
and always like her tweets!
***SIGN*** Gah!!
**[02:21] K**
This gives me no bragging rights,
**[02:23] K**
plus it comes with the fear of having my
fake relationship with Mizuhara exposed!
**[02:28] K**
Did I make a deal with the devil?!
**[02:30] K**
No girlfriend could be this scary!
**[02:33] K**
And after all that talk about
how important love is,
**[02:37] K**
how could Mizuhara tell
me to go out with her?!
**[02:41] K**
* I guess I was just a client*
* in her eyes after all.*
**[02:49] K**
*M-Mizuhara?*
**[03:06] K**
What the hell is wrong with me?
**[03:08] K**
I need to find some way to
distance myself from Ruka-chan.
***SIGN*** Lab and Seminar Wing
***SIGN*** College Wing 2
***SIGN*** Auditorium | Cafeteria
**[03:13] K**
Right now, my college life is
on a one-way trip to nowhere.
**[03:17] W1**
Did you see the season
premiere of *Terrace House*?
**[03:19] W2**
It made me wonder just how many
Japanese really want to be a model.
***SIGN*** Zoom
**[03:22] R**
Surprise!
**[03:24] K**
Wha...
**[03:25] K**
Ruka-chan?!
**[03:27] K**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[03:29] R**
Well, you wouldn't contact me, so I decided
to take matters into my own hands.
**[03:35] K**
*Man, if Kuri happened to see this...*
**[03:37] R**
Kazuya-kun?
**[03:39] K**
C-Come with me a sec.
**[03:42] K**
P-Please! Let's try not to
let Kuribayashi find out!
**[03:46] R**
Huh? Did I mess something up?
**[03:48] K**
Surely you understand that showing
up on campus is bad news!
**[03:52] R**
But I don't think we can
keep this hidden forever.
**[03:56] R**
Besides, I was just a rental girlfriend.
**[04:00] R**
Who knows if he even liked me for real?
**[04:02] K**
Th-That's not the issue.
**[04:04] R**
But okay, I understand.
**[04:07] R**
I'm the one who said I was okay with a trial.
**[04:09] R**
It's not like I want to put you
on the spot, so I'll stay away.
**[04:14] K**
Th-Thank you!
**[04:16] R**
All that aside...
**[04:17] R**
Wanna go catch a movie this Saturday?
**[04:20] R**
*Love Clouds*! It's a romance flick!
**[04:22] K**
A-A movie?
***SIGN*** Squeeze♥
**[04:24] R**
Christmas is coming up, too.
All couples grow closer in winter!
**[04:29] R**
It's the season for *us*!
**[04:32] K**
I-I guess I could do a movie.
**[04:34] R**
Really?!
**[04:34] K**
*At least there'll be an armrest between us.*
**[04:35] R**
Yay!
**[04:43] K**
Hey, could you stop clinging to me?
**[04:46] R**
Please, I know you love it.
***SIGN*** Rub Rub
**[04:49] Shinbo**
What's the matter, Chizuru?
**[04:52] Shinbo**
You're spacing out.
**[04:53] C**
Huh? Sorry, where were we?
**[04:56] Shin**
We're thinking of having a pajama
party for Christmas, the three of us.
**[05:01] C**
Oh, sorry. I have plans over Christmas.
**[05:04] Shin**
What?!
**[05:06] Shin**
No way! With a boy?!
**[05:07] Kawahara**
Wow! What's he like?! C'mon, tell us!
**[05:10] C**
I-It's not like that!
**[05:12] Shin**
Okay, okay. We won't pry.
**[05:15] Kawahara**
We're used to you being secretive.
**[05:18] Shin**
But do let us know if you have good news!
**[05:20] C**
Jeez, you two!
**[05:32] K**
That should do it.
***SIGN*** What's the plan for Christmas?
I'd like to go see some night lights!
***SIGN*** I'm going on a trip with
family over Christmas.
Really sorry.
***SIGN*** What? I don't believe you!!
**[05:35] K**
This can't go on all the way to Christmas,
or she'll really get the wrong idea!
***SIGN*** What? I don't believe you!!
***SIGN*** I'm breaking up
with you.
***SIGN*** I'm breaking up
with you.
***SIGN*** Just kidding.
**[05:40] K**
I need to distance myself...
**[05:44] K**
Christmas, huh?
**[05:46] K**
Last year, I spent the entire time
at home studying for entrance exams.
**[05:49] K**
The only "special" occurrences...
***SIGN*** Kibe Yoshiaki
***SIGN*** Use it to buy a GAO
porn lucky bag, VGB.
***SIGN*** What's VGB?
***SIGN*** VirGin Boy
***SIGN*** stfu
***SIGN*** no u
**[05:51] K**
were these nonsense texts from Kibe.
***SIGN*** Kibe Yoshiaki
***SIGN*** merry xmas
***SIGN*** dick
***SIGN*** dick
**[05:57] K**
* If only I could spend*
* Christmas with Mizuhara...*
**[06:00] Bo**
Cheers!
***SIGN*** Clink
**[06:02] C**
Here's your gift.
**[06:05] C**
Merry, merry Christmas!
***SIGN*** Merry,
Merry Christmas!
**[06:08] K**
Oh, I know!
**[06:10] K**
If I make a booking right now, I—
**[06:11] Sign**
Mizuhara
**[06:12] K**
What? She's already booked for Christmas Eve?
**[06:16] K**
Well, she's fairly popular.
**[06:19] K**
And I guess great minds think alike.
**[06:24] K**
She's on top of the charts
among rookies, after all.
**[06:27] K**
*Come to think of it...*
**[06:29] Sign**
Mizuhara Kamiya Shimizu
**[06:29] K**
* Why is she even working*
* as a rental girlfriend?*
**[06:33] K**
*For money, I guess?*
***SIGN*** Mwahaha
**[06:35] K**
*But she said she wasn't making all that much,*
**[06:38] K**
*and she's living in this run-down building.*
**[06:40] K**
* She's not the type to get off on wrapping*
* boys around her finger, either.*
**[06:41] C**
Come on.
**[06:45] K**
Well, no point in thinking
about it. Time to sleep.
***SIGN*** No way I could
figure it out...
**[06:49] K**
Man, looks like I'll be spending
another Christmas alone...
**[06:58] K**
That's all the end-of-year payments done...
**[07:03] K**
That number's looking awfully low.
Lots of it went to Mizuhara.
**[07:07] K**
It's my own fault, though.
**[07:09] K**
Guess I'll have to find a job for real.
**[07:18] K**
*Mizuhara?*
**[07:23] K**
*Look at her all dressed up! So pretty!*
**[07:26] K**
*Wait, why am I hiding?*
**[07:32] K**
* Yikes, a date? I didn't*
* want to see her working!*
**[07:36] K**
*Why am I looking away?*
**[07:39] K**
*But I have a feeling I shouldn't look...*
**[07:44] K**
* I can't believe a hottie like that is*
* booking a rental girlfriend, though.*
**[07:50] K**
*I shouldn't interrupt.*
**[07:55] K**
* I didn't know why, but a massive doubt*
* crept into my mind at that moment...*
**[08:02] K**
* An all-too-cruel possibility I'd*
* stumbled upon on that sacred day.*
**[08:07] K**
* Something I wanted to look away from*
* 'cause it'd turn my world upside-down.*
**[08:11] K**
* At the same time, I was dismayed at myself*
* for not even considering it until then.*
**[08:17] K**
* "Maybe Rental Girlfriend Mizuhara*
* Chizuru has a boyfriend."*
**[08:23] K**
* It took but a few seconds for those dark*
* thoughts to completely consume my mind.*
***SIGN*** Rent-a-Girlfriend
**[08:31] K**
What?
**[08:35] K**
*Is that her boyfriend?!*
**[08:39] K**
* Why'd the thought never*
* even cross my mind?*
**[08:41] K**
* Who ever said a rental girlfriend*
* couldn't have a boyfriend?*
**[08:46] K**
* Come to think of it, I know nothing*
* about Mizuhara's personal life.*
**[08:51] K**
* And there's a chance*
* they're dating in secret.*
**[08:54] K**
* And Mizuhara being single was about*
* as likely as pigs flying to begin with!*
**[08:59] K**
*Wait, no way!*
**[09:01] K**
*Mizuhara can't have a boyfriend!*
***SIGN*** A
h
a
h
a
**[09:04] K**
*She... can't...*
***SIGN*** H
a
h
a
h
a
**[09:09] C**
Sorry, I lied about when
my last train leaves.
**[09:12] Umi**
Bad girl. Santa won't
come see you this year.
**[09:21] Umi**
Shall we get going, then?
**[09:23] C**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** W
r
i
n
g
**[09:29] C**
What'd you do over
the weekend, Umi-kun?
**[09:31] Umi**
Futsal, mostly.
**[09:33] C**
Sounds cool! I wanna try it, too!
**[09:35] Umi**
I'll call you next time I go. It's really fun.
**[09:37] C**
Yay!
**[09:38] K**
So his name's Umi, huh?
***SIGN*** Eco-Friendly
**[09:42] W**
How shady.
**[09:44] K**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[09:49] K**
*What am I doing?*
**[09:51] K**
*If Mizuhara saw me, what would she think?*
**[09:54] K**
*Is that seriously her boyfriend, though?*
**[09:56] K**
*There's still a chance he's renting her.*
**[09:59] K**
* And it'd be mighty deceptive of*
* her to act all affable with clients*
**[10:02] K**
*while dating a pretty boy in real life...*
**[10:05] C**
If I'm gonna date a guy,
he's gotta be hot.
***SIGN*** Snicker
**[10:09] K**
*Would Mizuhara really betray us like that?*
**[10:14] K**
*That'd be way too cruel!*
**[10:16] Bros**
Go, Kinoshita!
***SIGN*** Mizuhara Chizuru
***SIGN*** Client Association
**[10:18] Bros**
Expose Mizuhara Chizuru!
**[10:20] Bros**
Being that pretty is not an excuse!
**[10:22] K**
*I need to do this for the bros!*
**[10:28] K**
A movie?
**[10:30] K**
What a trite idea for a date.
What is he, some well-adjusted fellow?
***SIGN*** Aquarium
(Very Trite)
**[10:34] K**
* Why would anyone pay to rent her and*
* just watch a movie for two hours, though?*
**[10:39] K**
* It's really unlikely that this*
* is a rental date, I guess?*
***SIGN*** Knows a thing or two
about rental dates
**[10:44] C**
Lots of people here, huh?
**[10:46] Umi**
This should be good.
**[10:49] K**
*I can't just stand around here!*
**[10:51] Sign**
Now Showing
The Redemption of a Twenty-Year-Old
**[10:57] K**
That was too deep for me.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[10:59] K**
Who even was the culprit in the end?
**[11:01] K**
Does she watch stuff like that all the time?
**[11:03] C**
The twilight scene was beautiful!
**[11:07] C**
It was one long cut,
and the tension was palpable!
**[11:11] Umi**
I hear the director insisted
on doing it that way.
**[11:14] C**
Really? I'd love to see it one more time!
**[11:17] K**
*They're having a jolly good time!*
**[11:22] K**
*They're getting cozy!*
**[11:25] K**
*They're on the same wavelength!*
***SIGN*** Sullen
**[11:27] C**
Wow, she says it's perfect!
**[11:29] K**
*Compatibility fortunes?*
**[11:30] Umi**
That's great.
***SIGN*** S
h
i
n
e
**[11:32] C**
Hey, what do you think of this one?
**[11:34] Umi**
Oh, looks good.
***SIGN*** H
u
f
f
**[11:36] K**
*They're buying gifts for each other?*
***SIGN*** P
u
f
f
**[11:41] K**
* I've never seen her with*
* such a happy smile...*
***SIGN*** W
r
i
n
g
**[11:49] W1**
Look at those two!
**[11:52] W1**
They're both gorgeous!
**[11:53] W1**
The guy's so hot.
**[11:55] W2**
I'd love to have that someday.
**[11:57] W2**
They're, like, the ideal couple.
**[11:59] W1**
Lucky them!
***SIGN*** Rattle
**[12:05] K**
*Seriously, what is going on here?!*
***SIGN*** Has taken
more damage
than he can handle
**[12:09] K**
*I haven't seen them hold hands yet.*
**[12:14] K**
*Right.*
**[12:15] K**
* A lovey-dovey couple*
* doesn't need to hold hands.*
**[12:20] K**
*Their hearts are already linked.*
**[12:24] C**
Again...
**[12:26] C**
I told you to write what you want to eat
on the whiteboard out front, didn't I?
**[12:30] Umi**
Sorry, it was a busy morning.
**[12:33] C**
There you go again, all about work all the time.
**[12:36] C**
You can eat your meeting minutes for dinner.
**[12:38] Umi**
I don't think they'd be very filling.
**[12:41] Umi**
I bet I'll start craving stew late at night.
**[12:43] C**
Then I'll make some and wait for you.
**[12:47] K**
* She's spending the night at his place?*
* They're practically living together?!*
**[12:51] K**
*I should stop already.*
**[12:55] K**
*I've seen and heard more than enough.*
***SIGN*** Now
***SIGN*** Kibe Yoshiaki
***SIGN*** merry xmas
**[13:29] K**
He sent one again...
**[13:31] K**
This stings, Kibe!
**[13:32] K**
Hurts more than usual this year.
**[13:36] K**
* Well, duh, of course she'd have a boyfriend,*
* even if she works as a rental girlfriend.*
**[13:40] K**
*Mizuhara* is *really pretty.*
**[13:42] K**
*I should just go home.*
**[13:46] K**
*What am I doing?*
**[13:48] K**
*I followed them all day like a creep.*
**[13:50] K**
* If they'd found out,*
* I would've been taken to court.*
**[13:53] C**
Who do you think you are?
That's simply stalking!
**[13:56] C**
We're through now!
I want nothing to do with you!
**[13:59] K**
Oh, man, the self-hatred's hitting hard.
***SIGN*** G
l
o
o
m
**[14:10] K**
*Wha... Umi-kun?!*
***SIGN*** Panic
***SIGN*** F
l
a
i
l
**[14:14] K**
*Stay cool! He doesn't know me!*
***SIGN*** Whistle
***SIGN*** Whistle
***SIGN*** Whistle
***SIGN*** Whistle
***SIGN*** Whistle
**[14:19] Umi**
Hello? I'm calling about the thing we discussed.
**[14:22] K**
*Oh, he's here to make a call.*
**[14:23] Umi**
Is that so? Glad to hear it.
**[14:26] Umi**
Oh, her? I'm with her now.
**[14:30] K**
*Mizuhara? What're they talking about?*
**[14:33] Umi**
She's extremely beautiful,
and just as wonderful on the inside.
**[14:37] K**
*I-Inside? Inside where?!*
**[14:40] Umi**
She's satisfaction guaranteed
for whoever sees her.
**[14:44] K**
*Sees her? Satisfaction?*
**[14:46] K**
* Does he know about her job?*
* But he's sounding awfully aloof about it...*
**[14:48] Umi**
Oh, her outfit?
**[14:51] Umi**
I'll check her measurements later and text you.
**[14:54] K**
*Measurements? Outfit?*
**[14:57] K**
*This isn't about her job!*
**[14:59] K**
* What the hell? What the hell*
* has he been talking about?*
**[15:01] Umi**
Yes, it'll be easy.
**[15:03] K**
* Where will people see her?*
* A gentleman's club?*
**[15:06] K**
*Nah, I'm overthinking it.*
**[15:08] K**
*Mizuhara wouldn't be fooled like that.*
**[15:10] K**
*But she* is *too nice for her own good...*
**[15:14] K**
*Maybe he took advantage of that?*
**[15:17] Umi**
Also, she's learned to let out some
very alluring voices recently.
**[15:23] Umi**
Talk to you later.
**[15:27] K**
*That's it. This guy's totally plotting something.*
**[15:32] K**
*Mizuhara...*
**[15:35] K**
*Mizuhara!*
**[15:41] K**
*Jerk...*
**[16:05] K**
*Mizuhara...*
**[16:08] K**
*Damn it, I don't know how to go out there!*
**[16:10] K**
*He's her boyfriend.*
**[16:12] K**
* What right do I have to poke*
* my nose in their business?*
**[16:18] K**
*But there's no doubt he's a scumbag.*
**[16:21] K**
* "She's learned to let out some*
* alluring voices," my ass!*
***SIGN*** Mizuhara Chizuru Client Association
**[16:24] K**
*Give me strength, bros!*
**[16:24] Bros**
Go, Kinoshita!
**[16:26] Bros**
Protect Mizuhara Chizuru!
**[16:27] Bros**
You're the key player!
**[16:30] K**
* I won't let that guy have*
* his way with our Mizuhara!*
**[16:39] K**
Wha...
**[16:42] K**
*Wait..*
**[16:44] K**
M-Mizuhar—
**[16:45] K**
Ow!
**[16:52] C**
Y-You!
**[16:54] C**
Why are you here?!
**[16:56] K**
W-W-W...
**[16:58] K**
W-Weren't you about to kiss just now?
**[17:00] C**
Huh? Kiss?
**[17:02] C**
Why would Umi-kun and I kiss?
**[17:05] C**
He was just about to fix up my earring.
**[17:07] K**
Earring? You weren't gonna kiss?
**[17:10] K**
A-Anyway, he's a scumbag trying
to take you, his girlfriend, for a ride!
**[17:15] C**
What? Girlfriend?
**[17:17] C**
What are you talking about?
**[17:19] K**
Huh?
**[17:21] Umi**
Do you know him, Chizuru-chan?
**[17:23] C**
Uh, w-well, he goes to my college.
**[17:27] K**
I-If he's not your boyfriend, then what?!
**[17:30] K**
Why else would you be on a date with such
a pretty boy on Christmas Eve, of all days?!
**[17:33] C**
What?
**[17:35] K**
And you were talking about
late-night stew and whatnot!
**[17:38] C**
H-How did you...
**[17:42] C**
Uh... That was, erm...
**[17:48] Umi**
"Stew"? Are you talking about the script?
**[17:52] C**
U-Umi-kun!
**[17:54] K**
S-Script?
**[17:56] C**
Shh!
**[17:57] Umi**
Oh, was I not supposed to mention that?
**[17:59] K**
What script? Mizuhara?
**[18:28] C**
I'm an actress.
**[18:34] K**
*An...*
**[18:35] K**
*actress?!*
**[18:38] C**
Or, well, I'm just starting out.
**[18:40] C**
I work that job because acting school
costs money, and it serves as good practice.
**[18:47] C**
Umi-kun is in that school with me.
He's a fellow actor.
***SIGN*** Blown away
**[18:50] K**
*Fellow actor?!*
**[18:50] C**
I just had him help me with the script
reading assigned to us while shopping.
**[18:53] K**
*Script reading?!*
**[18:55] Umi**
Oh, look at the time.
I need to head over to the shoot.
**[18:58] C**
Oh, sorry about all this, Umi-kun.
**[19:02] K**
H-H-Hang on a damn second!
**[19:04] K**
What was that phone call
in the restroom all about, then?
**[19:07] U**
Phone call?
**[19:08] K**
You were talking about
Mizuhara's voice and stuff.
**[19:11] U**
Oh, gosh, you heard all that?
**[19:15] U**
I was just recommending
Chizuru-chan to a director I know.
**[19:22] U**
I'm glad it wasn't a big deal.
**[19:22] K**
*I... misunderstood everything?!*
**[19:24] C**
Yeah, sorry again.
**[19:26] U**
Later.
**[19:31] C**
Sheesh, you're such a moron.
**[19:34] C**
Didn't you stop to consider you
might be jumping to conclusions?
**[19:37] C**
How long were you following us, anyway?
**[19:40] K**
Since I spotted you at the station...
**[19:42] C**
The station? That was this afternoon!
**[19:44] C**
That's simply stalking. Don't you
have anything better to do in life?
**[19:48] K**
I'm sorry, seriously.
**[19:50] K**
I did decide to leave.
**[19:52] K**
I was convinced you two were dating,
and I didn't wanna bother you on your date.
**[19:58] K**
But when I started thinking you might
be getting tricked by a scumbag, I...
**[20:03] K**
I just couldn't ignore it.
**[20:07] C**
That's so stupid!
Who are you, my boyfriend?!
**[20:10] K**
I'm sorry, Mizuhara.
**[20:12] K**
I'd understand if you never
wanted to see my face again.
**[20:17] K**
*Honestly, who do I think I am?*
**[20:19] K**
*Even I can't believe myself.*
**[20:22] K**
*Worst Christmas ever.*
**[20:26] K**
*An actress... Mizuhara's amazing.*
**[20:30] K**
* She really does live in a*
* completely different world.*
**[20:35] K**
*I truly have... fallen...*
**[20:42] C**
Here.
**[20:52] C**
U-Umi-kun only had free time today.
**[20:56] C**
And I figured I needed a guy's opinion
if I was picking something out for a guy.
**[21:03] K**
A phone case?
**[21:06] C**
I-I mean, you've been using your
broken phone without a case.
**[21:11] C**
It looks awful like that.
**[21:14] K**
Mizuhara?
**[21:15] C**
Th-That said, our secret belongs to both of us.
**[21:19] C**
And I feel bad that I left you to deal
with the Ruka-chan issue alone.
**[21:25] C**
I-It's not a gift or anything, okay?
**[21:29] C**
Just a token of my apology.
**[21:40] K**
*And so...*
**[21:41] C**
H-Hey, what are you crying for?!
**[21:44] C**
I told you, it's not a gift or anything!
**[21:46] K**
Sorry, it's just...
**[21:49] K**
This is the first time a girl's ever
given me anything on Christmas.
**[21:55] K**
*I've always been a hopelessly moronic loser...*
**[22:00] G1**
Aw, he's crying.
**[22:01] G2**
Did he get dumped?
**[22:08] C**
Aw, jeez.
**[22:10] K**
*But, together with Mizuhara,*
**[22:12] K**
*my life is starting to take on new color.*
**[22:17] C**
Oh, it's snowing.
**[22:22] K**
Mizuhara!
**[22:23] C**
You're taking anything
but the subway back home.
***SIGN*** Wha?!
***SIGN*** W
e
l
c
o
m
e
♥
***SIGN*** You're so
childish
***SIGN*** Puts men
to shame
***SIGN*** Already a chief
at her young age
***SIGN*** Sensei!
***SIGN*** I need your help
with homework!
**[23:57] K**
Mizuhara, an actress?
**[23:59] K**
I know nothing about showbiz.
**[24:02] R**
Don't be modest, Kazuya-kun.
**[24:04] R**
I know you have a ton of movies on DVD.
**[24:06] C**
Wow, that's surprising.
What kind of movies do you like?
**[24:09] R**
The ones I saw in his place were, like,
**[24:11] R**
"Magic Mirror Something"
or "Stop Time and Something."
**[24:15] R**
Ones with really long titles.
**[24:16] K**
Wait, those aren't movies!
**[24:18] C**
I saw that one coming.
**[24:20] R**
On the next episode of *
Rent-a-Girlfriend*!
**[24:22] C**
Lies...
**[24:23] R**
...and Girlfriend.
***SIGN*** "Lies and Girlfriend"
**[24:23] K**
I-I can explain, Mizuhara!
**[24:25] C**
Stay away from me.