E6 - Girlfriend and Girlfriend Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] C     Why can't you just sleep here? SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend SIGN    Now SIGN    You have a new message. SIGN    Where are you? SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    You're late SIGN    I'm waiting for you ♥ SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    When      will      you      get      here      ? SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    When      will      you      get      here      ? SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    If you don't hurry up SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    I'll charge you for an extension SIGN    Numa SIGN    Who does that girl think she is? A romcom heroine? SIGN    Numa SIGN    And that stupid virgin's pissing      me off, too! SIGN    Numa SIGN    Not like they'll last more     than three months, anyway SIGN    It's not real SIGN    Receipt          Kinoshita Kazuya-sama Rent-A-Girlfriend               Itemized Bill          Base Fee/hr 5000 yen x1           Choice Fee (Rookie) 5000 yen x1           Costs (City Limits) 2000 yen x1                    Total: 12,000 yen + taxes SIGN    "Girlfriend and Girlfriend" [01:42] K     Damn, my heart's about to jump out my mouth. [01:49] K     Why would she suggest sleeping in here? [01:56] K     Don't tell me! [01:58] C     Come to me. [01:59] C     I'll teach you everything you need to know. SIGN    Jiggle [02:03] K     Th-Thank you! [02:06] K     Did Gran flip her switch?     Is she turned on now? SIGN    Click [02:12] Sign     Pant [02:14] Sign     Huh? [02:14] C     Huh? SIGN    Cough [02:19] K     Don't just kick me out of the blue! SIGN    What was that for?! SIGN    Cough [02:21] C     What was that look on your face?! [02:23] C     It felt like an attack on me by itself! [02:24] K     L-Like I would ever want you! SIGN    Don't get     full of yourself! SIGN    You drank     some     beer, too! [02:27] C     Maybe not, but your lust couldn't     have been more obvious! [02:29] C     Don't get the wrong idea. [02:31] C     I said you could sleep here because I'd     feel bad making you sleep in the hallway! [02:35] C     Customers have the right to     the service they pay for! [02:39] K     Wha... SIGN    You wanna     go to court? [02:41] C     If you even think about making a move,     I'll see you in Tokyo District Court. [02:45] K     She means it! [02:47] C     Well, I have trained in     the art of self-defense, [02:50] C     so try anything weird and it'll     be met with a swift response. SIGN    F     l     i     n     c     h [02:56] C     Goodnight. SIGN    Nashigi-kan [03:11] K     Yeah, I can't sleep at all. SIGN    Ba-dump [03:15] K     Like she wasn't already making my     heart race enough lately! [03:25] K     Actually, I wonder how she feels about me. [03:29] (Flashback) Y     You put your life on the line for her. [03:31] (Flashback) Y     If that's not love, then what the hell is? [03:38] K     Hey, Mizuhara. [03:40] K     Why'd you go to such lengths to save me? [03:46] K     I'm just a client, aren't I? [03:56] K     Guess she's asleep. [04:01] K     Given what she said about self-defense, [04:03] K     maybe she's had to face a dangerous     situation or two before. [04:08] K     She's so tiny, but she's been out     fighting the world and working. [04:15] K     She's a thousand times more mature than me, [04:19] K     stronger, [04:21] K     kinder, [04:23] K     and more righteous. [04:26] K     I wanna get to know her better. [04:33] K     Hey, do we... really have     to tell them we broke up? [04:42] K     I mean, I get it. [04:44] K     I'm a total piece of trash,     and a problem client. [04:48] K     You gain nothing by sticking with me. [04:53] K     I'm just a total bother. [04:55] K     But something weird's happening to me. [04:58] K     I feel like I can change,     like I can grow, when I'm with you. [05:04] K     Like the whole ferry thing...     I became a different guy. [05:10] K     I know we're lying to our grandmas. [05:12] K     I do feel really bad that I     dragged you into this mess. [05:16] K     And I am prepared to tell them     we broke up as soon as tomorrow. [05:21] K     But, you know, if I can... [05:25] K     I want to keep renting you out! [05:40] C     Sure. [05:45] C     You can rent me out for     just a little while longer. [05:49] K     M-Mizuhara? [05:51] K     Wait, she was awake? [05:53] C     The whole concept of rental     girlfriends exists to help the clients, [05:57] C     many of whom want to become better people. [06:00] C     I get that today was just not a good     day to break the news in any way. [06:04] C     But the lying needs to     stop as soon as possible, [06:11] C     in a way that doesn't hurt them. [06:13] C     This has to be our top priority. [06:17] C     And the best way to do that would     be for you to get a real girlfriend. [06:25] C     So good luck. Your "growth"     has a lot riding on it. SIGN     A Few Days Later [06:37] K     So, uh, the two of us... [06:39] K     decided to keep dating for now. [06:42] Sasa     Oh, really? Glad you changed your minds. [06:46] S     That takes a load off my mind! [06:48] S     Yeah, there was no way you'd     let someone like her go. [06:52] K     I-I guess. [06:54] Sasa     Did you fall for him all over again     after he risked his life for you? [06:58] C     I-I guess? [07:00] C     Why'd we have to tell your     friends about it, too?! SIGN    I'm so jelly.     I want a     girlfriend, too! SIGN    Start by     getting rid     of the     mohawk, then. [07:03] K     There's no telling when Kibe     will tattle to Gran otherwise! [07:08] Y     I hate this! [07:10] Y     Congrats! [07:11] Y     So envious... [07:13] Y     Good luck, you two! [07:15] K     Your mind works in complex ways, huh? SIGN    This is good news! This is great news! SIGN    Don't make it sound like you're     trying to convince yourself. [07:21] M     Obnoxious. [07:23] Sign     Café Kanoir [07:26] C     Let's go over the current situation. [07:28] W     Here's your iced coffee! [07:30] C     Thank you! [07:34] C     I did say you could keep renting me out, [07:37] C     but we need to adhere to some ground rules. [07:40] C     I will need to charge you, or I'd set     a bad precedent for my other clients. [07:46] C     When I'm your girlfriend,     it'll be business as usual. [07:49] C     And you can be honest in your reviews. [07:52] K     Man... [07:54] K     Mizuhara in Girlfriend Mode is the bomb! [07:57] K     Each of her gestures screams "refined," [08:00] K     her hair's silky smooth, [08:02] K     and her outfit today looks amazing on her! [08:05] G     Is that girl an idol? [08:06] G     That's her boyfriend? [08:07] K     Really drives home that she's outta my league. [08:09] C     What happened to your phone? [08:11] K     Huh? [08:11] K     Oh, I dropped it when I jumped off the ferry. [08:15] K     But it's no big deal. [08:17] K     It still works. [08:21] Sign     Itemized Bill     Base Fee/hr 5000 yen x2     Choice Fee (Rookie) 5000 yen x1     Travel Costs (City Limits) 2000 yen x1     F&B 900 yen x1     Total: 17,900 yen + taxes [08:23] C     Thanks for that. [08:24] C     The coffee was great. [08:27] C     What's wrong? You seem down. [08:31] K     It's just... Here I am with you again. [08:35] K     Will a day ever come when I can     introduce Gran to a real girlfriend? [08:40] C     Well, it won't be easy, that's for sure. [08:44] K     Knew it. [08:46] C     But you have to stay positive,     or you'll never meet the right girl. [08:52] C     Rest assured, I'll help you     while I'm your girlfriend. [08:58] K     Mizuhara! [09:00] K     Can I get a discount, then? [09:02] C     Shall we get going? [09:04] S     Hey, you two on an after-classes date? [09:08] K     Oh, Kuri. What are you doing here? [09:11] S     Lucky bastard. [09:13] S     I bet the glares from the     other guys hurt like hell. [09:16] K     S-Sure do! [09:18] C     Hello. [09:19] S     But I'm on my way back from a date, too. [09:23] S     I actually got a girlfriend myself. [09:26] K     What? Really? [09:28] K     Mine's not real, though! [09:29] S     Hey, let's go on a double date. [09:33] S     I'll come up with the schedule. [09:35] Sign     Add Calendar Item [09:35] Sign     Double Date [09:36] S     Next Saturday! That should be perfect! [09:38] Sign     Added to Calendar. [09:40] S     Okay, it's all set. [09:42] S     I can't wait! [09:42] K     Hey, Kuri! [09:47] C     Not that I mind, I guess. [09:52] C     See you next Saturday, then. [09:56] M     Man, Kuri got a girlfriend? [10:00] M     It's not like he's a ladies' man.     Who would fall for him? [10:08] K     Ow! [10:09] K     Hey, watch where you're go— [10:12] Ruka     Owie... SIGN    Swoop [10:23] R     Perv! [10:24] K     Wait, no! [10:26] K     Hey! [10:29] K     Wha... [10:31] K     What is with that girl? SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend SIGN    Bring your sportswear tomorrow. [10:43] K     Hup. [10:55] C     Hello? [10:57] C     Yeah. [10:58] C     Really? Thanks, Umi-kun! [10:59] Sign     "The 666 Mystery" Play Ticket [10:59] Sign     Nakano TMM Theatre Main Theatre [11:02] K     Komaba-seidaimae Station [11:02] K     Bouldering? [11:04] K     Oh, you mean that wall-climbing thing? [11:07] S     Yep. Also known as free climbing. [11:10] C     Hence the sportswear? [11:11] S     Sasa-pai took me once, and I got hooked. [11:15] S     Let's just call it making up for     the exercise we're missing. [11:19] S     Anyway, I'm gonna go look for my girlfriend. [11:22] K     O-Okay. [11:24] K     I still can't believe he has a girlfriend. SIGN    Look!     You can see! SIGN    Gulp [11:27] K     Seriously, he's not exactly a ladies' man. SIGN    Hump     Hump SIGN    Yikes [11:31] K     But he beat me to the punch! [11:32] Sign     A Rental [11:34] S     Hey! We're here now! [11:37] K     Huh? [11:38] K     What?! [11:41] S     This is Sarashina Ruka-chan. [11:43] R     Nice to meet you. [11:45] C     Nice to meet you. [11:46] K     Wha... Wait! [11:49] (Flashback) R     Perv! [11:51] K     A-Aren't you that girl I ran into the other day? [11:53] S     What? Really? [11:55] R     Y-Yes. [11:57] S     That's funny! You've really     got it going on, man! [12:00] K     Got what?! [12:02] K     What the heck?     She seems completely different! [12:04] K     Damn, look at her fine features! [12:06] K     Long legs, too. [12:07] K     She's a hottie on equal     footing with Mizuhara! [12:11] K     No wonder he wanted to go on a double date. SIGN    Glare [12:15] C     Glare... [12:17] K     Wh-What? [12:20] C     Nothing. [12:24] Sign     Free Climbing SIGN    Goal [12:28] S     Then you grab the goal with both hands. [12:31] S     That's about it. [12:34] C     Wow! [12:36] K     He totally brought us here to show off! [12:40] S     Okay, let's all try it together now. [12:43] R     Go ahead. [12:44] C     Really? [12:46] S     Want to try, Chizuru-san? [12:48] C     Y-Yeah. SIGN    Start [12:49] S     First, grab the one that says     "Start" with both hands. [12:52] C     Got it. [12:53] S     Then put a foot over here. [12:55] C     L-Like this? SIGN         E     u     r     e     k     a [13:00] S     Yeah! Very nice! [13:02] S     Next up is... SIGN    G     u     l     p     .     .     . [13:04] K     Wh-Whoa there! [13:06] K     Hang on. Am I really allowed to watch this? [13:09] K     I can practically see her     ass through those shorts! [13:15] K     The most wholesome form of perversion! SIGN    Snicker SIGN    Ah! [13:19] K     What a thoroughly calculated date plan! [13:22] K     This damn schemer! [13:23] S     Oh, wow! [13:25] K     Damn, Mizuhara's good! [13:27] C     Th-This is fun! [13:29] S     You've got a real knack     for this, Chizuru-san. [13:33] C     That was really fun. [13:35] S     You give it a go next, Kazuya. [13:38] K     O-Okay. [13:45] C     Yay! Whee! SIGN     One Hour Later [13:49] K     Ow! [13:52] K     Damn it all! Do I have to     be lame at everything?! [13:57] K     Oh, good. I have a partner-in-lame. SIGN    Shock [14:05] S     Are you okay, Ruka-chan? [14:07] R     Oh, yeah. [14:12] C     Ruka-chan. [14:13] C     Want to try it together with me? [14:15] R     Thanks for offering. SIGN    Goal [14:19] S     Ah, this is a sight for sore eyes! [14:22] S     Who'd have thought you and I would ever     take two total hotties on a double date? [14:28] K     How'd you get her to say yes? [14:30] K     I mean, you're like me. You're not hot. [14:33] S     Rude! [14:35] K     And you're broke. Like me. [14:38] K     I'm just wondering how to make a move     on a girl who's out of your league. [14:45] S     What, you planning to cheat? [14:46] K     Nah, no way! [14:49] S     You've gotta be a man. [14:51] S     It seems Ruka's hot for my manly side, too. [14:54] S     That just tends to be what     attracts a girl to a guy. [14:58] S     Wait, aren't you pretty headstrong yourself? [15:01] K     G-Guess so. [15:02] S     Oh, Ruka-chwan! [15:07] K     Be a man, huh? [15:09] K     The polar opposite of me. [15:13] C     S-Sorry I left you alone. [15:16] C     I got really into it. [15:19] K     It's fine. I'm not gonna complain     after dragging you out here. [15:22] K     If you're having fun, it's all good. [15:26] C     What's this? Are you still moping over     your failure to get back with your ex? [15:31] K     What? N-No... [15:34] C     Don't let it get to you. [15:36] C     Whatever their goal, the sight of     someone going all-out is inspiring. [15:42] K     If anything, I'm more into you! [15:52] C     If you don't want it, that's fine. [15:55] K     I totally do! [15:57] K     Thanks. [15:58] C     Don't get the wrong idea. [16:01] C     This is just part of the deal. [16:05] K     Mizuhara? [16:07] C     But don't work your brain     into a twist over it. [16:09] K     I-I know! [16:12] R     Chizuru-san, can you come with me? [16:15] C     Oh, of course. [16:20] K     She's trying to encourage me, huh? [16:27] K     If I don't grow from this,     I'll be trash for real. [16:33] K     One more round, Kuri! [16:37] C     I love working out. [16:40] C     How about you? Do you not like it? [16:47] C     Ruka-chan? [16:51] R     You're a rental girlfriend, aren't you? [17:04] C     Huh? What are you talking about? [17:08] C     A girlfriend? Rental? [17:10] C     What the heck? That's so weird. [17:18] K     Okay, one more go... [17:23] K     What's up, Mizuhara? [17:25] C     She knows. [17:27] C     She knows that I'm a rental girlfriend. [17:29] K     What?! [17:32] K     Wh-Wh-What do you mean?! [17:34] C     I don't know! She brought it     up out of nowhere just now! [17:37] K     How'd she find out? [17:39] C     No idea. I'm pretty sure     I didn't give it away. [17:43] K     So, did you say no? [17:45] C     For what it's worth. I don't     know if she believed me, though. [17:49] K     This is bad news! [17:50] K     If Kuri finds out, the whole college will know! [17:54] C     I get it! But it was all too sudden! [17:58] C     She hasn't told her boyfriend...     so maybe she's not sure. [18:03] C     But since she knows about rental girlfriends,     we have to play our cards right. [18:08] R     Sorry that took so long. [18:10] S     Don't worry about it.     I need to hit the restroom, too. [18:13] R     Sure. [18:15] K     We've got a time bomb on our hands! [18:20] C     Ruka-chan. [18:22] C     About your question earlier... [18:23] K     She's going for it! [18:26] C     You seem to be misunderstanding something. [18:28] C     Kazuya-san and I are really dating. [18:31] K     That's my Mizuhara! She's got nerves of steel! [18:37] R     Then kiss. [18:40] R     If you're dating, surely you can kiss for me. [18:44] C     Uh, Ruka-chan? [18:46] R     Shun-kun told me that Kazuya-san     jumped into the sea to save you. [18:53] R     You two are a dream couple     and so in love, right? [18:58] R     You can't tell me you haven't kissed yet. [19:00] K     She knows! She totally knows! [19:04] K     Mizuhara... [19:10] K     Wait, what's that look in your eyes?! [19:18] K     Mizuhara! SIGN    Palpitating [19:38] C     Okay, done. [19:39] C     That was okay, right?     We're in public and all. [19:43] R     I didn't get a good look. [19:45] R     I'm pretty sure you didn't do it. [19:48] R     So you can't kiss him? Is that it? [19:58] S     Wait, what are you three talking about? [20:00] K     Kuri! [20:02] K     We've gotta bail! [20:04] K     Oh, yeah, Chizuru, didn't you say     you had to visit your grandma? [20:12] S     Really? [20:13] C     Ah, yes. [20:16] C     Sorry about this. [20:18] C     I'll be off, then. [20:19] K     Okay. [20:21] K     That was forced as hell,     but it had to be done! [20:24] K     Who knows what she'd say if we     spent another second together?! [20:27] S     Well, maybe it's time for us to bounce, too. [20:30] K     Huh? Oh, yeah. [20:36] S     Nothing beats having a girlfriend! [20:40] S     This is what campus life's all about! [20:43] S     Right, Kazuya? [20:44] K     R-Right. [20:45] S     Ruka-chan, let's come back alone next time. [20:49] R     O-Of course. [20:50] K     Man, I absolutely cannot leave     these two alone right now! [20:55] K     How'd she find out, anyway? [20:57] K     If anyone screwed up, it'd be me... [21:00] K     If she starts spilling the beans, I'll have     to stop her by any means necessary! [21:04] S     Huh? You don't go home this wa— [21:07] K     As your BFF, I'll walk you! [21:09] S     Don't bother! Take a hint, man! [21:11] K     Quit complaining! [21:13] S     What's with your headstrong attitude     that shows up now and then? [21:19] S     Well... [21:20] S     See you, Ruka-chan. [21:22] R     Yeah, see you. [21:24] K     Huh? That's it? [21:26] K     Kuri's dates are short and sweet, huh? [21:30] R     Goodbye, Kazuya-san. [21:32] K     Oh, yeah. [21:35] K     I can't tell what she's thinking at all! [21:40] S     Well, I need to go somewhere, too. [21:43] K     O-Okay. [21:44] S     I should buy a gift for     Ruka-chan on the way home! [21:48] K     If only he knew how much stress I'm in! [21:52] K     Well, I guess anybody'd be on cloud     nine with such a cute girlfriend. [21:57] K     It's too early to relax. [21:59] K     She's Kuri's girlfriend! [22:01] K     She could rat us out to him anytime! [22:04] K     Mizuhara did everything she could. [22:07] K     So I have to shut that girl up, no matter what! [22:19] R     Can I take this to mean you're     admitting it, Mr. Fake Boyfriend? SIGN    Wha?! SIGN    W     e     l     c     o     m     e          ♥ SIGN    You're so     childish SIGN    Puts men     to shame SIGN    Already a chief     at her young age SIGN    Sensei! SIGN    I need your help     with homework! [23:58] R     Chizuru-san! Kazuya-san! [23:59] R     To prove that you two are dating for real, [24:02] R     you'll have to go even further than kissing! [24:04] K     E-Even further?! [24:05] C     No way! Not happening! [24:06] C     I can't do it! [24:08] R     Oh, but you have to. [24:09] R     Prove your love by bungee     jumping! Let's bungee! [24:16] K     On the next episode     of Rent-a-Girlfriend! [24:19] R     Provisional Girlfriend... [24:20] C     ...and Girlfriend! [24:23] R     Hmm... Maybe bungee jumping wasn't it. SIGN    "Provisional Girlfriend and Girlfriend"