E32 - Family and Girlfriend Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Potato Chaps SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend SIGN    "Family and Girlfriend" [01:38] Mini     We're having a party to celebrate     your loss of virginity! [01:41] Kazuya     Wha? SIGN    What is this woman     talking about right     outside my door? [01:43] Mini     Oh, come on, don't be shy. [01:45] Mini     Popping your cherry is a monumental event!     A new birth for a man! SIGN    This stuff's heavy,     so can I come in?     Happy birthday! [01:48] Mini     You're a baby again, Master. SIGN    Godlike Character Designs SIGN    Who's a     good baby? [01:49] Kazuya     No patting! [01:51] Mini     You picked one hell of a gal     for your first, though. [01:54] Mini     Once you go Mizuhara-san, other women     might as well not exist anymore. SIGN    I worry about     your future sex life [01:59] Kazuya     O-Oh... [02:01] Mini     I really wanted to celebrate right away,     but I had to go on a trip, too. SIGN    With friends SIGN    Not that I care [02:05] Kazuya     Huh... Really? [02:06] Mini     So, yeah, I'm coming in. SIGN    Gimme the     deets inside SIGN    This stuff's     heavy [02:09] Kazuya     Hold it right there! [02:12] Mini     What?! You didn't sleep with her?! SIGN    Keep it down! SIGN    Ichinose [02:16] Kazuya     What if Mizuhara hears?! [02:18] Mini     Are you kidding me?! [02:19] Mini     You stayed in a hotel!     Beside a liberating summer meadow! [02:22] Mini     By yourselves! [02:24] Mini     A man and woman, 21 and 20,     in a hotel with hot springs and yummy food! [02:27] Mini     Spent a night in the same room! [02:28] Mini     What about yukata? Did she wear one?! [02:30] Mini     You were this close to     her in basically undies! [02:33] Kazuya     I-I guess? [02:35] Mini     I don't believe you. SIGN    I have the creeps... [02:37] Kazuya     This girl has the wrong     idea about something! SIGN    Do you even have     a pair, Master? [02:41] Kazuya     The shoot was more important. [02:43] Kazuya     Besides, Mizuhara had     zero intentions of that sort. [02:46] Kazuya     Oh, and screw you! SIGN    streeetch SIGN    Right, I just     remembered! [02:48] Kazuya     Do you have any idea how much trouble     I had with Ruka-chan after that?! [02:51] Mini     Oh, she gave me two lumps on my     head, too, so we're even there. SIGN    It was like a     manga moment [02:55] Kazuya     Even, my ass! SIGN    You deserved it [02:57] Mini     I just figured she'd give up     if you two did the deed. SIGN    I didn't expect you two     to both be hopeless virgins [03:02] Kazuya     My life isn't for you to control remotely! [03:05] Mini     But I hope you made progress, at least? [03:09] Mini     Wow, you're like an emoji! SIGN    So easy to read [03:12] Mini     I'm glad, because otherwise     it would've been a pointless trip. [03:16] Kazuya     The point was to film! [03:17] Mini     But this is bad news. SIGN    I saw it on     WeTube [03:20] Mini     Most people who spend a night together     and do nothing end up as just friends. SIGN    R-Really? [03:26] Mini     Mizuhara-san's so reserved,     it's actually a pain now. SIGN    What do we do about it?     I guess some would call her     sweet and pure, but... [03:33] Chizuru     Hey, your whispering is freaking me out. [03:37] Mini     Mizuhara-san! [03:38] Kazuya     M-Mizuhara! [03:40] Chizuru     You do realize other people live here, right? SIGN    What are you even     talking about? [03:43] Chizuru     And who was it complaining about bothering     the neighbors when we first met? [03:46] Kazuya     I-I'm sorry! SIGN    Why am I     apologizing? SIGN    Staaaaare SIGN    Must've     been rough     (doesn't mean it) [03:48] Chizuru     By the way, I see your flu's cleared up. [03:51] Mini     Y-Yeah, it was nothing!     Easy as taking a goblin's life. SIGN    With Master [03:55] Mini     We were just talking about the movie. [03:58] Chizuru     Huh? Do we have a problem? [04:00] Mini     Absolutely not. It's all smooth sailing. [04:02] Chizuru     I sure hope so. [04:04] Chizuru     Oh, right. The screening's happening     at a cinema in Itabashi, right? SIGN    We'll have a     wheelchair     and all [04:07] Chizuru     I'll grab my grandma and head directly there. [04:09] Kazuya     Okay. We've already sent     word out to the backers. [04:13] Kazuya     Now we just have to send them     the thank-you gifts and the tickets. [04:15] Chizuru     Cool. Please take care of it. SIGN    So hot [04:17] Kazuya     S-Sure. [04:19] Kazuya     When we're chatting like this,     it's like we're on the same team. [04:23] Kazuya     It feels kinda nice. [04:26] Ruka     Ahem. SIGN    Staaare SIGN    Death stare [04:30] Ruka     Death stare... [04:33] Kazuya     Wha? Ruka-chan?! [04:34] Kazuya     Wh-What are you doing here?! [04:35] Ruka     I just happened to be nearby. SIGN    Perfectly normal for a     girlfriend to drop by, right? SIGN    Right, perfectly normal! SIGN    Staaare [04:41] Kazuya     This is bad! You just know     it's gonna turn into... SIGN    You Already Have     Me Thunder!!! [04:44] Ruka     Kazuya-kun, will you die if you're not     surrounded by chicks for one second?! SIGN    There's precedent     (the trip incident) too [04:48] Kazuya     ...that! [04:49] Mini     I-It's not what you think, Miss Girlfriend. [04:51] Mini     We weren't leaving you out.     We just happened to... [04:54] Chizuru     Yeah, Ruka-chan.     Just bumped into each other. [04:56] Ruka     Oh, don't mind me. [04:58] Ruka     It doesn't bother me one bit. [05:01] Ruka     Feel free to carry on your fun little chat. [05:05] Ruka     Chizuru-san, you're just a rental girlfriend, [05:07] Ruka     and Yaemori-san's just a neighbor. [05:10] Ruka     My boyfriend must feel so good,     surrounded by such pretty girls. [05:15] Ruka     Don't you, Kazuya? [05:19] Kazuya     Ru... Ruka-chan?! [05:21] Ruka     Well, I'm Kazuya's girlfriend. [05:25] Ruka     As long as Kazuya's having fun, I'm good. SIGN    Shake          Shake SIGN    Tremble Tremble [05:30] Ruka     Oh, that said, you're bothering the     neighbors chatting outside like this. SIGN    Shake          Shake SIGN    Tremble Tremble SIGN    Squeeze [05:34] Ruka     So why don't you two run     along back to your rooms? [05:37] Ruka     Shall we go, too, Kazuya? [05:41] Ruka     It's a hot day! Let's take a shower together! [05:42] Kazuya     Ow... [05:43] Kazuya     No shower—ow! [05:44] Ruka     To-ge-ther! [05:46] Mini     Wha... SIGN    Agape... [05:48] Mini     Take off your clothes, Mizuhara-san! [05:50] Chizuru     Why? [05:51] Mini     You gotta make a booty call or something! SIGN    Go on another trip [05:54] Chizuru     But why?! [05:56] Chizuru     What she calls him is up to the two of them. SIGN    I don't know what     you're imagining, but [05:58] Chizuru     They're dating, so it's no big deal. SIGN    So what if she     calls him by name? [06:00] Mini     Yeah, but... [06:01] Chizuru     Almost forgot I was doing laundry. SIGN    Slam [06:08] Mini     Mizuhara-san's like the kind of last boss     that's immune to physical damage. [06:14] Chizuru     What the heck are they thinking? [06:17] Chizuru     It's just a name, but they're     making a big deal out of it. [06:21] Chizuru     It's normal. Perfectly normal. [06:27] Chizuru     Kazuya... [06:31] Chizuru     What the hell was that? Am I stupid?! [06:35] Ruka     Kazuya! [06:36] Kazuya     Hey! What do you think you're doing?! [06:46] Chizuru     There he is. [06:50] Chizuru     Good morning. [06:50] Kazuya     Morning. SIGN    You've grown even     more handsome [06:51] Sayuri     Good to see you again, Kazuya-kun. [06:54] Kazuya     I-I'm glad to see you're doing all right! SIGN    Y-You think so? [06:56] Chizuru     Sorry, when I said we were checking     the place out, she insisted on coming. SIGN    She got permission to come out [07:00] Kazuya     Don't be. Can't expect everything     to go right on the day, so it helps. SIGN    Let's just call it     a rehearsal [07:04] Sayuri     I'm so happy I could come. I was so excited. SIGN    I'll leave you two     lovebirds alone later ♥ [07:07] Sayuri     Sorry to intrude on your     time together, though. [07:11] Kazuya     I-I don't know about that! [07:14] Kazuya     Mizuhara's as cute as ever. SIGN    Phones,     modern devices     to help you     avert your eyes [07:17] Chizuru     Here, water. [07:17] Kazuya     A granddaughter taking     good care of her grandma... [07:18] Sayuri     Thanks. SIGN    It's like some     kinda movie plot [07:20] Kazuya     She sure shines in the role! [07:24] Chizuru     What, aren't you coming? [07:25] Kazuya     Huh? Oh, yeah, gimme a sec! [07:28] Sayuri     Wow, is this the screen?! [07:32] Staff     It has 200 seats in total, [07:33] Staff     and is the third-largest     screen in our cinema. [07:36] Kazuya     The place will be packed     with backers on the day. [07:41] Kazuya     Sayuri-san can stay in her wheelchair [07:44] Kazuya     and watch the movie     together with Chizuru-san. [07:47] Kazuya     We'll make arrangements to allow for that. [07:49] Chizuru     I see. Thanks. [07:51] Kazuya     We can't play the movie right now, [07:53] Kazuya     but the editing is coming along smoothly     and will be completed by the 30th. SIGN    Shake Shake [07:58] Chizuru     Grandma?! [07:59] Sayuri     Wow! I mean, 200 people?! [08:03] Sayuri     You'll be on that massive screen,     and all eyes will be on you! SIGN    Why aren't you     getting hyped?! [08:07] Chizuru     That's kinda what movies are. [08:10] Sayuri     So cynical. [08:12] Sayuri     But I really can't wait. [08:14] Sayuri     I want to see how spectacular     you'll look on that screen. [08:18] Kazuya     Huh? [08:20] Chizuru     Hey, Grandma! [08:21] Sayuri     What? [08:22] Sayuri     Oh, dearie me. [08:24] Chizuru     Here, a hanky. [08:26] Sayuri     It almost felt like you     were up there already. [08:32] Sayuri     It's so strange. I feel like     I've already watched the movie. [08:37] Chizuru     So overblown. I'm going to the restroom. [08:40] Kazuya     Okay. [08:56] Sayuri     Thank you, Kazuya-kun. [09:00] Sayuri     I wouldn't have gotten to see Chizuru     on the screen if not for you. [09:05] Sayuri     You have my utmost gratitude. [09:08] Sayuri     Both Chizuru and I are truly blessed     to have you as part of our lives. [09:14] Kazuya     Sayuri-san... [09:16] Kazuya     We've been lying to such a     lovely person for so long... [09:20] Sayuri     I need to find a way to pay you back. [09:23] Kazuya     Oh, you don't have to. [09:24] Sayuri     Don't say that! I'd feel terrible! SIGN    You've done     so much for us. [09:27] Sayuri     I'll make sure she shows you     a good time in kind, as well. SIGN    A good     time...? [09:32] Kazuya     I'm happy just being by     Mizuhara's side, though. [09:37] Kazuya     Chizuru-san will always be out of my league. [09:42] Kazuya     I don't know why she hangs     around a guy like me... [09:45] Kazuya     Why she's... dating me. [09:48] Kazuya     It makes absolutely no sense. [09:50] Kazuya     I'd totally understand if she grew sick     of me at any time, even tomorrow. [09:54] Sayuri     Kazuya-kun... [09:56] Sayuri     You're wrong! You two are a perfect match! SIGN    Made for each other! SIGN    Maybe we are [09:59] Kazuya     Y-You think so? [10:02] Kazuya     But lately, I've made my peace with it. [10:07] Kazuya     In my eyes, she's a prodigy. [10:10] Kazuya     And she works incredibly hard on top of that. [10:14] Kazuya     Getting to be a part of her dream like this... [10:16] Kazuya     It's the first time in my life I've ever     felt like I've achieved something. [10:22] Kazuya     A world where she doesn't get everything     she ever wants would be messed up. [10:28] Kazuya     I want to always be there for her,     even if it's not as her boyfriend. [10:32] Kazuya     She's more important to me than that. [10:38] Sayuri     Say it one more time. [10:41] Sayuri     I forgot to record it! SIGN    Voice memo SIGN    Voice memo SIGN    Chizuru needs to hear this [10:43] Kazuya     Oh, please! SIGN    No need for that!! [10:45] Kazuya     Shall we get going? SIGN    I'll grab some coffee     on the way back [10:56] Kazuya     I need to hit the restroom, too. SIGN    Hot coffee for me [10:59] Chizuru     Let's wait here. [11:00] Sayuri     Chizuru. [11:03] Sayuri     There's something I need to ask you. [11:05] Chizuru     Huh? What's this all about, all of a sudden? [11:10] Sayuri     Chizuru, is chasing your dream     making you suffer? [11:16] Sayuri     Are you not forcing yourself out of some     sense of obligation toward the two of us? [11:22] (Flashback) Chizuru     Stop telling me my dreams will come true! [11:32] Chizuru     Oh, is that all? [11:34] Chizuru     In that case, I'm fine. [11:36] Chizuru     Sure, there are ups and downs, [11:38] Chizuru     but I enjoy having a dream to chase,     and that won't change. [11:44] Chizuru     Actually, let me go help him with the coffee. [11:49] (Flashback) Sayuri     Why would you tell her     she can be an actress?! [11:52] (Flashback) Sayuri     I'm against this!     Encouraging her is irresponsible! [11:56] (Flashback) Katsuhito     Aw, what's the big deal? I love ya, Sayuri! [11:59] (Flashback) Sayuri     And I hate you! [12:01] (Flashback) Katsuhito     I'm on Chizuru's side! [12:04] (Flashback) Katsuhito     Dreams come true! [12:05] (Flashback) Sayuri     I've heard that enough for a lifetime! [12:07] (Flashback) Sayuri     Acting is a truly exclusive club! [12:10] (Flashback) Sayuri     It's not something you can get into     just because you want to! [12:13] (Flashback) Katsuhito     So, what, dreams don't come true? [12:16] (Flashback) Sayuri     Huh? [12:17] (Flashback) Sayuri     I'm sure some dreams do come true,     but that's a separate issue! [12:23] (Flashback) Sayuri     Whether it's realistic     or not isn't what matters. [12:26] (Flashback) Sayuri     Dreams can come true. [12:28] (Flashback) Sayuri     That ray of hope can show one the way     to get through this cruel world. [12:34] (Flashback) Sayuri     So what's the problem with     having one person, just one, [12:38] (Flashback) Sayuri     around who tells you that     your dream can come true? [12:41] (Flashback) Sayuri     Katsuhito-san... [12:43] (Flashback) Katsuhito     But, Sayuri... [12:45] (Flashback) Katsuhito     If I die before you, I     need you to ask Chizuru. [12:51] (Flashback) Katsuhito     Is chasing your dream making you suffer? [12:55] (Flashback) Katsuhito     Has my encouragement become a burden to you? [12:59] (Flashback) Katsuhito     I don't want to see Chizuru in pain,     not even for a second. [13:04] Sayuri     You win, Katsuhito-san. [13:09] Sayuri     Chizuru was a far stronger girl     than I could ever imagine. [13:13] Sayuri     She's now a fine lady who enjoys chasing her     dreams, and no reality can drag her down. [13:19] Sayuri     Are you seeing this, Katsuhito-san?     She's going to be in a movie. [13:24] Sayuri     Her face will be all over the silver screen, [13:28] Sayuri     with her acting her heart out, [13:31] Sayuri     surrounded by an audience who     will no doubt give her a big hand. [13:37] Sayuri     She'll then put on her usual bashful smile and bow to them as thanks. [13:42] Sayuri     Gosh, it's enough to make an old woman blush. [13:45] Sayuri     She'll be shining like a true star,     don't you think? [13:50] Sayuri     The decision you made back then     has proven to be the right one. [13:53] Sayuri     Do you see this? [13:56] Sayuri     Are you watching, Katsuhito-san? [14:06] Kazuya     Of all the embarrassing     things to say, again... SIGN    I'm not even her BF [14:09] Kazuya     Anyway, there was no issue     during the scouting. [14:12] Kazuya     And they say the edit     will be finished soon... [14:16] Kazuya     She'll get to see it, for real! [14:21] Kazuya     Hm? Huh? [14:22] Kazuya     M-Mizuhara? [14:24] Kazuya     You were waiting for me?! [14:27] Kazuya     Why is Mizuhara here?     What is this, an ambush? SIGN    We're not on a     rental date or anything [14:30] Chizuru     Grandma was over the moon. [14:32] Kazuya     O-Oh, that's good to hear. [14:34] Chizuru     So I wanted to thank you again. [14:41] Chizuru     I'll go ahead and grab the coffee! [14:47] Crowd     Huh? Hey, look! [14:49] Crowd     Do we need an ambulance? [14:51] Crowd     Is she okay? [14:52] Crowd     What about her family? Are they around? [14:55] Crowd     Someone go find them. [14:57] Crowd     Is anyone here related to her? [14:58] Crowd     Either way, we should     really call an ambulance! [15:01] Crowd     Who knows what's happened to her?! [15:04] Crowd     Are you okay? Can you hear me? SIGN    What matters is believing in yourself. [15:34] (Flashback) Crowd     Somebody, anybody! [15:40] (Flashback) Kazuya     Granny Sayuri! [15:41] (Flashback) Kazuya     Somebody call an ambulance! [15:43] Kazuya     No... She's not responding! [15:45] (Flashback) Kazuya     Mizuhara, let the hospital know! [15:53] (Flashback) Kazuya     Mizuhara... [16:02] Kazuya     Why... [16:03] Kazuya     Why did this happen? [16:05] Kazuya     Did we put her in danger by showing     her around? How's she doing now? [16:09] Kazuya     What's going on with Granny Sayuri     and Mizuhara right now? [16:12] Kazuya     I've never seen Mizuhara like that before... [16:22] Kazuya     Mizuhara, how is she? [16:25] Kazuya     She's fine, right?     She seemed okay earlier today. [16:27] Kazuya     She'll recover like last time, right? [16:29] Chizuru     Not looking good. [16:32] Chizuru     The doctor said it's not likely     she'll recover from this. [16:37] Chizuru     Tonight is make or break. [16:41] Chizuru     Looks like she was really     pushing herself earlier. [16:44] Kazuya     Not looking good? Tonight's make or break? [16:48] Kazuya     She's... Granny Sayuri's gonna die? [16:52] Kazuya     No way! You gotta be kidding me! [16:57] Kazuya     Mizuhara... [16:58] Kazuya     I, uh... I don't know what to say. [17:02] Chizuru     I'm sorry. [17:06] Chizuru     I had you make a whole movie for me,     but I don't think she'll get to see it. [17:13] Chizuru     I'm grateful to you. [17:16] Chizuru     Thanks to you, I can tell myself     I did everything I could for her. [17:21] Chizuru     I'd be lying if I said I'm not frustrated     by this, but I have no regrets. [17:23] Kazuya     What? What the hell is she talking about? [17:27] Kazuya     There's not a single person on this earth     who wouldn't have regrets here! [17:32] Kazuya     Then what was with that face? [17:34] Kazuya     And that one?! [17:36] Kazuya     You love your grandma with all your heart! [17:39] Kazuya     That's why you even went along with my lies! [17:42] Kazuya     She's the only family you have left! [17:44] Kazuya     You've gotta be insanely sad,     hurt, and devastated! [17:50] Kazuya     It's the same for the whole movie thing! [17:52] Kazuya     It was for this day that you     worked as a rental girlfriend, [17:54] Kazuya     saved up all your money,     lived in that run-down apartment, [17:58] Kazuya     worked on your acting skills... [18:00] Kazuya     Day after day after day after day,     you gave it all you had! [18:04] Kazuya     So why... [18:08] Kazuya     Why are you putting on a     brave face right now?! [18:12] Chizuru     Besides, I really don't think     it was all for naught. [18:15] Chizuru     I learned a lot about crowdfunding, [18:17] Chizuru     and the movie will boost my portfolio. [18:21] Chizuru     And I had lots of fun. [18:23] Chizuru     Making a movie with all these people...     It felt like a school festival all over again. [18:28] Chizuru     But still... [18:30] Chizuru     I guess God can play the cruelest tricks. [18:34] Kazuya     I wonder... [18:36] Kazuya     If I was her real boyfriend, [18:39] Kazuya     would I have been able to     comfort her with a hug? [18:46] Kazuya     You fool! [18:48] Kazuya     What am I thinking? [18:50] Kazuya     Mizuhara's the one who's in so much pain! [18:52] Kazuya     Me crying is just ridiculous! [18:54] Chizuru     Well, I'll head back in. [18:57] Kazuya     Okay. [19:07] Kazuya     Is Granny Sayuri conscious? [19:10] Chizuru     Huh? Oh... [19:12] Chizuru     I'm not sure. [19:13] Chizuru     The doctor says she can hear us,     but she's not responding. [19:20] Kazuya     Are you okay with this? [19:22] Kazuya     Are you okay with not telling her about us? [19:26] Kazuya     Not telling her that we're not a real couple? [19:29] Chizuru     What?! [19:30] Chizuru     We've talked about this already! [19:32] Chizuru     Do you want to cause her pain     in her dying moments?! [19:35] Kazuya     What about you? [19:38] Kazuya     Will you be able to get over it? [19:41] Kazuya     I've been thinking about it     since the last time. [19:44] Kazuya     Is keeping up the lie in order not to     make her sad really the right decision? [19:50] Kazuya     In her dying moments, [19:52] Kazuya     if you keep up the act and continue to      lie to the only family you have left... [19:57] Kazuya     Will that not leave you with a sense     of guilt for the rest of your life? [20:02] Kazuya     I'm sure that's not what Granny Sayuri wants. [20:06] Kazuya     Can you really say she can pass on in peace? [20:09] Kazuya     Does a lie really count?! [20:12] Chizuru     It's too late for that. [20:14] Chizuru     You came to terms with this, too! [20:16] Kazuya     Y-Yeah, but... [20:18] Kazuya     This might be our last chance. [20:25] Chizuru     ...you. [20:29] Chizuru     She might die resenting you. [20:37] Kazuya     I'm fine with that. [20:39] Kazuya     I want you to put your feelings first! [20:46] Chizuru     Ridiculous. It's the least smart thing to do. [20:50] Chizuru     Nothing pisses me off     more than the "sad reality." [20:56] Kazuya     Is this really right? [20:59] Kazuya     Making her sad doesn't help. I get that. [21:03] Kazuya     Granny Sayuri wouldn't hold it     against us if we told her the truth, [21:07] Kazuya     and Mizuhara knows that, too. [21:09] Kazuya     But what she said earlier proved beyond     all doubt that she feels guilty about it. [21:14] Kazuya     And if she does, and she keeps up the act,     doesn't come clean, and regrets it later, [21:22] Kazuya     then that is what really     doesn't help in any way at all! [21:26] Kazuya     I'm sure Granny Sayuri would understand... [21:29] Kazuya     Screw everything else. [21:32] Kazuya     Right now, Mizuhara needs to think     about herself first and foremost. [21:36] Kazuya     After all, there's nothing anyone can do... [21:39] Kazuya     There's no longer anything I can do for Mizuhara... SIGN    Tabus SIGN    The edi [21:50] Kazuya     No, there is something!