E3 - Beach and Girlfriend Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] M     My place is close by. Wanna stop by? [00:04] K     B-But didn't you say you have a boyfriend? [00:07] M     Sorry, I lied. [00:11] M     I made it up because you brought     along such a pretty girlfriend. [00:16] K     M-Mami-chan? SIGN    now SIGN    Imai Miharu          Good job getting through that! Night! [00:20] M     Oh, sorry! [00:22] M     My little brother has his friends over,     so we can't go to my place. [00:26] Sign     Inner     Desires [00:26] Inner     Gah, I wanna go! I wanna see her room! [00:27] K     O-Oh, really? Are you and your brother close? [00:28] Sign     Be a Gentleman [00:31] M     No way. He's a total brat. [00:35] K     But wait, she was trying     to invite me over, right? [00:39] K     I've totally got a shot! [00:41] K     I can take her home instead! [00:45] M     Kazu-kun?! [00:51] M     You okay? [00:52] K     Oh, sorry. I guess I was drunker than I thought. [01:00] M     Oh, I have water on me. [01:06] M     Here, Kazu-kun. [01:11] K     Damn... [01:12] K     Mami-chan smells so good! [01:15] K     And she's being nicer to me now than     she ever was when we were dating. [01:19] K     Mami-chan... [01:21] K     Mami-chan... [01:22] K     The thought of other guys getting     in your pants is sheer torture! [01:26] M     Do taxis even come down this way? [01:27] K     You'll never get a chance like this again. [01:30] K     Go for it, Kazuya! [01:31] K     Mami-chan... Do you wanna come     over to my place now, maybe? [01:36] ---     Huh? SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend SIGN    Now SIGN    You have a new message. SIGN    Where are you? SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    You're late SIGN    I'm waiting for you ♥ SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    When      will      you      get      here      ? SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    When      will      you      get      here      ? SIGN    If you don't hurry up SIGN    Mizuhara SIGN    I'll charge you for an extension SIGN    Numa SIGN    Who does that girl think she is? A romcom heroine? SIGN    Numa SIGN    And that stupid virgin's pissing      me off, too! SIGN    Numa SIGN    Not like they'll last more     than three months, anyway SIGN    It's not real SIGN    Receipt          Kinoshita Kazuya-sama Rent-A-Girlfriend               Itemized Bill          Base Fee/hr 5000 yen x1           Choice Fee (Rookie) 5000 yen x1           Costs (City Limits) 2000 yen x1                    Total: 12,000 yen + taxes SIGN    "Beach and Girlfriend" [03:09] K     W-Wait, I wasn't implying anything by that! [03:12] K     Fish... Yeah, I wanna show you some new fish! [03:14] K     It's not like I'm being a creep because     I'm still not over you or anything! [03:17] K     But, you know,     every time I see you at college, [03:19] K     you're just so cute, [03:21] K     and your legs are so sexy, and I... [03:24] M     Kazu-kun... [03:27] K     I... [03:29] M     I get it. [03:31] M     Sorry about that. There, there. [03:39] K     What's wrong with me? [03:41] K     I'm such trash. [03:43] K     I keep pining for something I won't get back. [03:46] K     I even hurt Mizuhara over it. [03:49] K     Then I jumped to conclusions, made a move, [03:53] K     got rejected again, and now     she's patting my head... [03:56] K     But I just can't help it! [03:58] K     Deep down, I still want her approval! [03:59] M     Have you sobered up a little now? [04:02] K     Yeah. [04:03] M     Anyway, that's one funny girl you're dating. [04:09] M     Just when I thought she was being     awfully quiet, she had that outburst. [04:13] M     Does she have a few screws loose? [04:15] M     I find it hard to deal with someone     who blows their lid over every little thing. [04:18] M     She's a tough type to hang with,     and honestly, a little cringey. [04:22] M     Hey, there's nothing wrong with going by looks. [04:26] M     But you're a big boy now,     so you should consider personality, too. [04:30] K     She's not like that. [04:33] K     Mizuhara's not the kind     of girl you think she is. [04:36] M     Wh-What's the matter, Kazu-kun? [04:39] M     You're scaring me a little. [04:42] K     Sorry. I... [04:44] K     I still like you, to be honest. [04:47] K     It doesn't even bother me     when you diss me in public. [04:49] K     I'm just happy you're still talking to me. [04:52] K     I mean, I seriously wanted to be     the one to make you happy... forever. [04:57] K     But... [04:59] K     Hearing you badmouth Mizuhara     doesn't sit right with me. [05:03] M     H-Hey, I wasn't really... [05:07] K     S-Sorry! [05:14] K     Why did I do that? [05:16] K     I'm sure she hates me now. [05:19] K     But right now, I just want to see Mizuhara... [05:24] K     and apologize to her! [05:31] K     Isn't she home yet? [05:32] K     Or is she mad at me? [05:35] K     Well, duh. [05:37] K     I kept pushing her to do things she didn't     want to, and then embarrassed her to boot. [05:42] K     Why would she ever want to see my face again? [05:48] K     Mizuhara? [05:55] K     Hey, uh... [05:57] K     I'm sorry. I don't really know what to say. [06:00] C     I'm not mad or anything. [06:03] C     Like I keep saying, I'm a rental girlfriend. [06:07] C     How you choose to deal with me is up to you. [06:10] C     Of course your ex would be more important. [06:14] C     So? Did you manage to get back with her? [06:18] K     I didn't. [06:20] K     Hell, I even went and got on her bad side. [06:23] K     I'm such scum, huh? [06:26] K     Getting all pathetic over     something that's in the past... [06:29] K     I even dragged you into it and hurt you. [06:32] K     I'm so sorry, Mizuhara. [06:34] K     I really don't know what's wrong with me. [06:45] C     It's not pathetic. [06:51] C     Not being able to let go     shows how much you care. [06:54] C     Much better than a relationship     you can easily forget. [06:57] K     Mizuhara? [06:58] C     Do you want to try     continuing with the rentals? [07:02] C     Some nights, you may want to die     if you don't have company, [07:05] C     and some goodbyes can only     be healed by a "See you again." [07:08] C     If you want, I can give you both. [07:13] K     Mizuhara! [07:20] I     Woohoo! It's the ocean! [07:23] I     This is just the best! [07:26] Sasa     One night, two days on the Izu Peninsula! [07:28] Sasa     No better way to get to know one another, eh? [07:31] Y     What's up, man? [07:33] K     Well, uh, I'm just wondering     if I should really even be here. [07:37] Y     Yeah. Same group as last time and all. [07:41] K     Mami-chan probably doesn't     want me around, though. [07:43] Y     You'd be surprised, actually. [07:46] (Flashback) Sasa     We probably shouldn't invite Kazuya, huh? [07:49] (Flashback) M     What? Why? [07:53] (Flashback) M     Kazu-kun and his girlfriend should come along! [07:57] (Flashback) M     It's the beach! It'll be hype! [08:00] K     Is she not mad at me? [08:03] M     Don't worry about it, Kazu-kun. [08:05] K     What an angel! [08:08] Y     So, Kazu-chin, [08:09] Y     you couldn't get Chizuru-chan to come? [08:12] K     Huh? U-Uh, well, this happened     on such short notice, you know. [08:16] Y     You better have made up with her, man. [08:18] K     O-Of course! SIGN    Dear Kinoshita-sama,     Thank you for your patronage.     I haven't received the 17,000 yen     extension fee from the other day.     Please enclose it in the attached envelope     and mail it to me.     (P.S.: I paid the agency for you with my own money.)     From Rent-A-Girlfriend Diamond,     Mizuhara Chizuru SIGN    S     i     g     h [08:24] Sign     How business-like     & bitter [08:24] Sign     This is     textual     violence [08:24] (Flashback) K     Extension fee, right. [08:26] (Flashback) K     I completely forgot. [08:28] K     Of course she'd be nice to a customer, huh? [08:32] K     I can't keep this up forever. [08:36] Y     Well, it's between the two of you. [08:39] Y     I know just how hard you     fell for Mami-chan, but still, [08:42] Y     you should really treat     your current girlfriend right. [08:45] K     He doesn't know anything. [08:48] K     Of course I'd want to treat her right...     if she were really my girlfriend. [08:54] (Flashback) C     If you want, I can give you both. [08:58] K     Why did she go out of her way to say that? [09:02] Shi     Whoa! This place is beautiful! [09:06] Sasa     You're in room number 714. [09:08] Sasa     Change into your swimsuits     and meet up here in ten minutes. [09:11] K     Mami-chan... in a swimsuit? [09:12] All     Aye-aye! [09:19] K     What does she think about me and Mizuhara? [09:24] K     Does inviting us mean she doesn't mind us? [09:29] K     I need to find out how she really feels. [09:32] K     Even if I tell her I broke up with Mizuhara, [09:35] K     I'm sure Gran will accept it     if I have Mami-chan with me. [09:39] K     I need to get with Mami-chan on this trip. [09:43] K     I'll leave my aimless rental life here in Izu! SIGN    Numa SIGN    Dating another girl within a month?     Is it to get back at me? SIGN    Numa SIGN    What was her name again?      Chizuko? Tsuruko? I forgot. SIGN    Numa SIGN     I can't believe he stood up     to me for her. SIGN    I'll make them break up for sure. [10:00] Shi     The guys are waiting for us, Mami. [10:02] Shi     Oh, talking to a friend? [10:04] M     Nope. [10:06] M     Oh, man! I'm starting to get excited! [10:10] M     I mean, we're at the beach! Let's enjoy this! [10:14] Sign     Izukyu-Shimoda Station [10:15] Kawanaka     Whoa, Perry Road? [10:17] Shinbo     I wanna eat a Shimoda Burger! [10:19] Kawa     Hurry up, Chizuru! [10:22] ---     Oh... Coming. SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend [10:36] Sign     How to get back with ex [10:37] M     Kazu-kun. [10:40] M     Well? Enjoying yourself? [10:42] K     Y-Yeah, I'm loving it! [10:47] M     Summer in the first year      of college only comes once. [10:49] M     Not enjoying it would be     an insult to life itself. [10:53] Sign     Stay Cool [10:54] Sign     Stay Cool [10:55] Sign     Stay Cool [10:55] K     Wait, I'll regret it forever if I don't look. [10:56] Sign     Stay Cool [10:57] Sign     Stay Cool [10:58] M     Do you want some, too? [11:00] K     Huh? Yeah, sure. [11:02] K     I would've liked to get two more angles. [11:04] M     Oh, right. [11:06] M     Sorry about the other day. [11:09] M     We may have been drinking,     but I shouldn't have said all that. [11:13] M     That was insensitive of me. [11:15] K     What? I shouldn't have said what I did— [11:17] M     Nah. [11:18] M     Your girlfriend was absolutely right. [11:20] M     I was being awful. [11:23] K     I didn't know she was worrying about it. [11:26] K     She really is a nice girl. [11:29] M     We only went out for a month,     but I made so many memories! [11:32] K     Really? [11:33] M     We went to an amusement park,     to Skytree, and to Tokyo Dome. [11:38] K     Yeah. [11:39] M     We even kissed in the heat     of a moment, just the once. [11:45] K     Her lips were so soft... [11:47] M     Do you remember? [11:48] K     H-Huh? [11:50] M     We even picked a name for our future kid. [11:54] K     M-Maya, right? [11:56] M     Yeah, Maya! [11:58] M     We took a syllable each from both of our names [12:00] M     and decided to use it whether     we had a boy or a girl. [12:04] M     And when I asked you how many kids you'd like, [12:07] M     you said you wanted enough     to fill up a soccer team. [12:10] K     H-Hey, the more the m-m-merrier, right? [12:13] M     Yeah, but my body has to keep up! [12:17] K     Keep up? Keep up with what?! [12:20] M     I'm sure that would've been fun. [12:24] M     But your girlfriend is a nice girl,     and you two seem very in love. [12:30] M     Maya can never be born now, huh? [12:35] K     Mami-chan? [12:37] K     It's not what you think.     Mizuhara's a rental girlfriend. [12:41] K     I'm paying her to be with me. [12:44] K     She and I have no future together. [12:46] K     I want to be with you... [12:49] K     Hey! [12:51] K     The truth is, [12:52] K     Chizuru and I are really... [12:55] Shinbo     Huh? [12:56] Shinbo     Imai-san? [12:57] Imai     Shinbo-chan? [13:06] Y     What's up? You know each other? [13:08] Shinbo     Yeah, we're in international comms together. [13:11] Imai     Fancy running into you here! [13:12] Shinbo     I guess we both decided to     take a post-exam holiday. [13:13] K     What's Mizuhara doing here?! [13:15] K     Wait, "Mizuhara"? [13:17] K     No, that's Ichinose! [13:19] S     I know the other two from literature.     Kawanaka-san and... Ichihara-san? [13:24] C     It's Ichinose. [13:25] S     Oh, sorry. [13:26] K     Nobody's realized that Ichinose is Mizuhara? [13:29] S     Wait, don't Kazuya and     Ichinose-san know each other? [13:33] K     What? Oh, uh... [13:35] C     It's our first time speaking,     isn't it, Kazuya-san? [13:40] K     N-Nice to meet you. SIGN    That's some pressure... [13:43] Y     I don't believe it! [13:44] Y     I mean, are you really... [13:46] K     B-Busted?! [13:49] Y     ...wearing glasses at the beach?! [13:50] K     His brain's what's busted! [13:51] C     Let's go, Yoko. [13:53] Shinbo     Yeah, okay. [13:54] Shinbo     Sorry, see you later. [13:56] Imai     No worries. Later. [13:59] K     Thank goodness. [14:01] K     She must've been freaking out, too. [14:04] K     Mizuhara Chizuru's got nerves of steel. [14:09] M     Kazu-kun, Kazu-kun. [14:12] M     What were you about to say? [14:15] M     You two are really... what? [14:19] K     O-Oh, that wasn't... [14:21] M     I wanna know. [14:24] M     Tell me. [14:25] M     Tell me the truth about     you and your girlfriend. [14:30] K     W-Well, the thing is... [14:33] Y     Kazuya, we're playing to     see who goes shopping. [14:35] K     C-Coming. [14:36] K     Sorry. [14:39] All     Rock-paper-scissors! [14:41] K     I suck so much. [14:45] K     I need to tell Mami-chan the truth     if I want to know how she really feels. [14:45] Sign     Gloom SIGN    Racks his brain in the restroom a lot [14:50] K     But if I tell them about     the rental girlfriend thing... [14:53] Y     I'm so sorry I let this happen, Nagomi-san! [14:54] Sasa     I feel you, bro. [14:54] Sign     Pretending they     heard nothing [14:57] M     Y-Yeah, well, you are a virgin. [15:01] M     And virgins gonna virgin. [15:02] K     I wouldn't be able to live after that! [15:06] K     Oh, sorry, I forgot to lock the door. [15:15] C     What are you playing at?     Didn't you agree to stay away from me?! [15:17] K     Why are you in Shimoda? [15:19] C     Right back at you! [15:21] C     My friends wanted to hit the beach,     and I was forced to tag along. [15:24] C     So, what do you want? [15:25] K     Um... [15:26] C     I'm not lending you any money. [15:28] K     What do you think I am? That's not it. [15:31] C     Then what? [15:32] K     Why did you say what you did last time? [15:36] C     I didn't mean anything by it. [15:38] C     You seemed to be down in the dumps, [15:41] C     so I told you it was okay to rent a girlfriend     to heal after getting dumped, is all. [15:46] K     Oh... [15:47] K     So she was only saying that     as a rental girlfriend. [15:50] K     But still, she's definitely a nice girl. [15:53] K     That's a relief, then. [15:55] K     Well, uh, I'm getting pretty cozy     with Mami-chan right now. [16:00] K     I might actually have a chance. [16:03] C     Really? Good for you. [16:05] K     You were just a rental girlfriend,     so I did think it'd be weird to say this... [16:11] K     But, hey, we're Wednesday partners and all,     and you've been so nice to me. [16:16] K     I was a little worried you might take     offense if I got back with Mami-chan. [16:24] K     Man, I really can't thank you enough... [16:27] C     Let's get one thing straight! [16:28] C     Me and you are rental girlfriend and client! [16:31] C     I have zero interest in you! [16:32] C     I was just being nice to you out of pity!     Does your brain misinterpret everything?! [16:35] C     Don't come talking to me about crap like that!     Have you no self-preservation instincts?! [16:41] C     Talking to you fries my brain... [16:45] K     Hey, that's going too far. [16:47] K     I was trying to express my thanks. [16:48] M     Kazu-kun? [16:53] Sign     What now? [16:53] K     Hey! [16:53] Sign     You go! [16:54] Sign     What now? [16:54] ---     Are you in there? [16:54] Sign     What now? [16:54] C     You go! What other choice do we have?! [16:55] Sign     What now? [16:55] Sign     What other choice     do we have?! [16:55] Sign     What now? [16:55] Sign     What now? [16:57] K     H-Hey. What brings you here? [17:00] M     I thought I'd help you with shopping. [17:02] M     Is someone else inside? I heard voices... [17:05] K     Nah, nobody! I-I was on the phone! [17:09] M     Liar. You left your phone back on the table. [17:15] K     I don't have it! [17:21] M     Sheesh, boys are such lousy liars. [17:25] M     Especially you, Kazu-kun. [17:27] K     I'm done! [17:28] K     If she sees Ichinose in there, [17:31] K     she'll realize that she and Mizuhara     are the same person! SIGN    Same Person [17:46] C     We meet again. It's me, Mizuhara Chizuru. [17:49] M     Th-The girlfriend? [17:52] Y     Chizuru-san?! [17:54] Bo     Venus! [17:55] Y     Y-You were here? [17:58] C     Y-Yes. [18:00] Y     Why are you barefoot? Where are your shoes? [18:03] C     I left them at the beach. [18:04] Y     Ah, so you can be forgetful at times? [18:07] K     Wait, why'd you guys even come here? [18:10] Y     We got extra orders! [18:11] Y     C'mon, Kazuya! You should've     told me you invited her! [18:16] K     Yeah, I did. [18:17] S     Huh? But wasn't she supposed     to be busy with something? [18:23] K     V-Visiting family! [18:25] K     She's from Shimoda, you see. [18:27] K     A-And she got some free time. [18:30] K     So I was like, wanna meet up? [18:32] Y     Really? [18:33] C     Y-Yes, something like that. [18:36] Y     Kazuya, what were you and her     doing in the restroom? [18:41] S     Were you doing her? Is that it?! [18:44] K     U-Uh, no, nothing... [18:46] Y     Are you insane? [18:47] Y     I told you your sex life would be ruined     if you lost her virginity to her, didn't I?! [18:51] S     No sex until she's confirmed     your partner-for-life! [18:54] K     Why are you two so obsessed with this?! [18:56] Y     Listen, just don't do it! [18:58] Y     Don't do her! [18:59] K     So scary... [19:05] M     I'm glad you're here. I've been     wanting to apologize about last time. [19:09] M     I'm sorry. [19:10] C     Oh, I'm sorry about what I said, too. [19:15] M     Oh, shoot! I need to make a phone call! [19:17] Y     Sure. SIGN    Numa SIGN    This is a trip with friends, y'know?     Who invites their SO?     Trying to show off to me? SIGN    Numa SIGN    This is why virgins are     so damn cringey. SIGN    Numa SIGN    "We meet again," my ass!      I never wanna see your face again! SIGN    Numa SIGN    Die in a fire, stupid couple! [19:25] G     Wow, you're cute. [19:29] G     S-Sorry! Never mind! [19:37] K     What? [19:38] C     I'm leaving. Think up some excuse. [19:41] K     Huh? Already? [19:43] C     We can't risk it anymore. [19:45] K     You're the one who showed up as Mizuhara. [19:48] C     What choice did I have? [19:49] C     Besides, we could've avoided all this if     you'd just told them we'd broken up already! [19:55] M     What, sneaking off to talk? [19:58] M     You two are so lovey-dovey. [20:00] M     Come on, let's go. [20:03] Sasa     So you're from here, huh, Chizuru-chan? [20:07] Imai     Any tourist recommendations? [20:09] C     Huh? Uh... [20:11] K     Sh-She was a sheltered rich girl,     and she's still a little frail because of it! [20:16] K     She doesn't know much about     hangout spots and stuff. [20:19] Y     Is that so? [20:21] C     Y-Yes... Cough. [20:24] S     You are really fair-skinned... [20:26] Imai     Control your eyes, dude. [20:28] Sasa     So how'd you two end up meeting, then? [20:31] K     I-I randomly hit on her in Shibuya! [20:34] S     Wow, you were surprisingly easy to win over! [20:37] C     I-I guess... [20:39] Sign     How many more damned lies     are you gonna tell?! [20:42] K     No way. My nerves can't handle this. [20:46] K     I'm gonna go wash off all this sand. [20:48] C     He's running away?! [20:52] G1     Check out that girl with the black hair! [20:54] G2     The one in the pink bikini? She's super hot! [20:57] G3     Think she has a boyfriend? [20:58] G4     I'm so jealous. [21:00] K     Well, yeah. [21:03] K     She's a top-ranked beauty in anybody's eyes. [21:05] K     Way out of my league. [21:09] K     And I made her pretend     to be my girlfriend again. [21:12] K     Paying her might not get me     off the hook this time. [21:16] K     Forgive me, Mizuhara. [21:18] K     Once this trip's over, I'll tell them. [21:21] K     I'll tell Gran and these guys that we broke up. [21:25] K     I bet Mami-chan's totally disgusted with me. [21:28] K     Who calls their girlfriend     to a trip with friends? [21:31] M     Kazu-kun! [21:34] K     Mami-chan? [21:35] M     I lost my bracelet. [21:38] K     What? That sucks! [21:39] M     Yeah! It was really expensive! [21:42] M     It should still be around here. [21:44] K     Y-Yeah... [21:47] K     Whoa. [21:50] K     Awfully clumsy today, eh? [21:55] K     Hey, wai— [22:03] Imai     Are you listening? [22:05] C     I-I am, sorry. [22:07] Imai     I'm amazed you let your boyfriend     go on a trip with girls. [22:12] Imai     I could never. [22:14] Shimae     You're too possessive, Miharu. [22:18] C     Well, [22:21] C     I trust Kazuya-san. SIGN    Wha?! SIGN    W     e     l     c     o     m     e          ♥ SIGN    You're so     childish SIGN    Puts men     to shame SIGN    Already a chief     at her young age SIGN    Sensei! SIGN    I need your help     with homework! [23:57] K     The beach! A field of dreams!     The adventure of a summer! [24:01] C     What? [24:01] K     Sorry, Mizuhara. [24:03] K     I might be taking the next step to adulthood. [24:06] C     What are you talking about? [24:07] M     Hello, Kazu-kun! [24:09] M     Wait, what? [24:10] C     He's not listening. Busy taking the     next step to adulthood, apparently. [24:13] M     Gross. [24:14] C     Huh? [24:15] M     Nothing! Let's move on! [24:17] M     On the next episode of Rent-a-Girlfriend: [24:19] C     "Friend... [24:20] M     ...and Girlfriend"! [24:22] K     Little Kazuya's finally gonna make it... SIGN    "Friend and Girlfriend" [24:24] C     He's still going on about that?