E10 - Friend's Girlfriend

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[00:00] R
    I'm Sarashina Ruka, and I'll
    be joining you as of today.
[00:04] K
    S-Seriously?
SIGN    Dun
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Snap
[00:06] K
    Why are you here?!
[00:08] R
    I told you to be ready for
    a battle of endurance.
SIGN    Why are you getting so mad?
    I'm your girlfriend
[00:12] R
    Sitting around won't close the gap with
    Chizuru-san. You live in the same building.
[00:16] R
    Meanwhile, your workplace
    is Chizuru-san free!
SIGN    Welcome to
    our very own
    Eden!
[00:20] R
    We can spend quality time together!
SIGN    S
    q
    u
    e
    e
    z
    e
[00:22] K
    D-Do you have any intention of working?!
[00:24] R
    Ouch! This is domestic violence!
[00:27] K
    Also, being neighbors doesn't mean
    anything! We barely ever interact!
[00:31] R
    Boss, I'm being bullied!
[00:34] R
    I demand you dock his pay!
[00:36] R
    That way, he can't afford rentals.
[00:38] Boss
    Okay. I'll trash his time card.
[00:40] K
    She's got him wrapped around her finger!
[00:42] Sign
    Rental girlfriend
    skills in action?
[00:43] R
    What's the problem? I'm free to
    work where I please, aren't I?
[00:48] Boss
    Okay, let's get you up to speed on your job.
[00:50] R
    Sure thing!
[00:52] K
    O God of Campus Life!
    Shine a ray of hope on me!
[00:58] K
    Welco...
[01:00] Y
    Whoa, he's really here.
[01:02] Iwa
    He's in uniform and all.
[01:04] Sasa
    Ew.
[01:05] Y
    We'll take the free time option.
[01:06] K
    Room 5 is all yours.
[01:09] Iwa
    "Room 5"?
[01:11] Sasa
    Ew.
[01:12] K
    Put your dick in a uniform or something, bro.
[01:15] Sasa
    Ew.
[01:16] K
    There is no God.
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
SIGN    Now
SIGN    You have a new message.
SIGN    Where are you?
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    You're late
SIGN    I'm waiting for you ♥
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    When
     will
      you
       get
        here
         ?
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    When
     will
      you
       get
        here
         ?
SIGN    If you don't hurry up
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    I'll charge you for an extension
SIGN    Numa
SIGN    Who does that girl think she is? A romcom heroine?
SIGN    Numa
SIGN    And that stupid virgin's pissing
     me off, too!
SIGN    Numa
SIGN    Not like they'll last more
    than three months, anyway
SIGN    It's not real
SIGN    Receipt
    
    Kinoshita Kazuya-sama Rent-A-Girlfriend
    
    
    Itemized Bill
    
    Base Fee/hr                     5000 yen x1
    
     Choice Fee (Rookie)         5000 yen x1
    
      Costs (City Limits)            2000 yen x1
    
    
    
    Total: 12,000 yen + taxes
SIGN    "Friend's Girlfriend"
[02:49] K
    What's this about Kuri?
[02:51] Y
    Well, he's been acting weird lately.
SIGN    This guy's Iwafune
[02:55] Y
    He's been coming to college,
[02:57] Y
    but it's like, I dunno... the lights
    are on, but nobody's home.
SIGN    You might remember him
    from his brief appearance
    in the pub scene
SIGN    Scene?
    What's that
    supposed to mean?
[03:02] K
    Makes sense!
[03:03] S
    Dick! Dick!
[03:04] Y
    So I did some digging.
[03:05] Y
    Look at this.
SIGN    Uni
SIGN    Uni
SIGN    I'll never love again
SIGN    Uni
SIGN    Masayuki > Girls
SIGN    Uni
SIGN    My love story had an abrupt end
SIGN    Uni
SIGN    There are no umbrellas to block the rain in my heart
SIGN    His misogyny is 
    piercing the heavens
[03:08] Y
    He's been tweeting gloomy shit like
    "I'll never love again" on his private account.
[03:14] K
    It's that bad?
SIGN    I
    had
    no
    idea...
[03:15] Sign
    PAM Weekly Karaoke Rankings
[03:15] Sign
    #1:    Centimeter
[03:16] K
    Wait, how do you know his private account?
[03:19] Y
    In cyberspace, I see all.
[03:22] Y
    You know anything, Kazu-chin?
[03:24] K
    Huh? O-Oh, not at all.
[03:27] K
    I do! I know way too much!
[03:30] (Flashback) R
    Kuribayashi-san, thank you for
    renting me the other day.
[03:34] K
    He liked Ruka-chan for real, huh?
[03:38] Y
    (Intro: approx. 90 seconds)
[03:38] Y
    Anyway, you look out for him, too.
[03:41] K
    Y-Yeah, of course.
[03:44] R
    What? Kuribayashi-san?
[03:46] K
    I just think you should
    apologize to him or something.
[03:50] R
    Hmm... But he's old news for me now.
[03:55] K
    Mean!
[03:56] K
    But hey, he paid you.
[03:59] K
    And what you did was out of
    bounds for a rental girlfriend.
[04:02] R
    I haven't gone back to that job
    since we started dating!
[04:06] R
    If you want me to quit, just say the word!
[04:09] R
    Besides, I tried to keep his secret!
    You're the one who followed me!
[04:14] K
    W-Well, yeah, but then you
    showed up at our college.
[04:19] R
    Honestly, I do feel bad for Kuribayashi-san,
[04:23] R
    but I needed to do that in order to date you.
[04:26] R
    And I was just a rental.
[04:28] R
    If I met him outside of work and he fell
    for me, I'd be digging my own grave.
[04:32] K
    Uh, I'm pretty sure it's too late already.
[04:36] R
    Anyway, forget that!
[04:39] R
    I found a great pastry café!
    How does this Saturday sound?
SIGN    Dun
SIGN    It me, dun
SIGN    Kneel before me, Keio Boy
[04:48] K
    My first paycheck...
[04:50] K
    What do I do with it?
[04:51] K
    Save it?
SIGN    Expand this
    fish tank!
[04:53] Fish
    Expand this fish tank!
[04:55] K
    Or do I spend it on an all-day
    thing with Mizuhara?
SIGN    S
    h
    o
    p
    p
    i
    n
    g
SIGN    A
    h
    a
    h
    a
SIGN    H
    a
    h
    a
    h
    a
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    r
    e
SIGN    Light curls,
    a mature hairstyle
SIGN    Cleavage out
    for a night out
[05:05] C
    Jeez, don't stare so hard.
[05:09] K
    No, no! It'll make Ruka-chan mad!
[05:12] K
    I need to be smart with money!
[05:14] (Flashback) Y
    Anyway, you look out for him, too.
[05:18] K
    I wonder what Kuri's up to right now.
[05:21] K
    I could take him out for drinks.
[05:23] K
    But I guess it'd still be too
    awkward with just the two of us.
[05:26] K
    I did start it all by being a tryhard
    and showing Mizuhara off.
[05:31] K
    Anyone would want a girlfriend
    after meeting one like her.
[05:36] K
    He said he was going back to the sticks to run
    his family's apple orchard after college...
[05:41] K
    What if he remains a bachelor
    for life because of me?!
SIGN    Kuribayashi Shun
SIGN    Another year, another batch of beautiful and juicy Fuji apples!
     Over the last 40 years, I've watched this orchard grow into 
      a treasure trove. Too bad it'll die with me, though.
SIGN    8 people cried to this
[05:45] S
    Too bad it'll die with me, though.
[05:49] K
    K-Kill me now!
[05:52] K
    It'd probably just annoy him if a guy
    with a girlfriend tried to cheer him up.
[05:57] K
    There's nothing I can do...
[06:02] K
    Wait, that's it!
[06:05] K
    That's a genius idea!
[06:13] C
    Yes?
[06:14] K
    It's me.
[06:15] C
    Excuse me? What do you think you're doing,
    ringing my intercom like it's nothing?!
[06:19] Sign
    Ichinose
[06:21] K
    Sorry about that.
[06:22] K
    But I need you to do something for me.
[06:25] C
    And what's that?
[06:26] Sign
    Why
    should I?
[06:28] K
    Please, it's for a friend!
[06:31] Sign
    Asakusa Station
[06:33] S
    Damn it.
[06:34] S
    That Kazuya...
SIGN    Kazuya
SIGN    Meet me Sunday @ 1 PM
    Asakusa Station
    Bring a pure heart
SIGN    wut?
SIGN    Show up or I'll kill you
SIGN    Oi
[06:36] Signsttob
    Please!
[06:36] S
    At least tell me what this is about.
[06:39] S
    I should just leave.
[06:41] S
    How am I even supposed to face him?
[06:45] S
    He has no idea what I've gone
    through since that day!
[06:47] Sign
    sob sob
[06:47] Sign
    Grah!!
SIGN    A
    rental
    girl-
    friend
    ...
SIGN       
    Pfft!
    
SIGN    Fondle
[06:48] Signlt
    Superior Lifeform
    (Universal Truth)
SIGN      Stop  
      that,  
     Kazuya- 
      san!
SIGN    Too
    fun-
    ny!
[06:49] Signb
    The worst mental image
[06:51] S
    Well, you sure have it good!
SIGN    Is he
    drunk!?
[06:53] S
    You've got a super hot girlfriend!
[06:56] S
    You wouldn't know how it feels to rent one!
[07:00] S
    Is he trying to cheer me up?
[07:04] (Flashback) R
    Thank you for renting me the other day.
[07:08] W
    I hate you!
[07:10] G
    W-Wait!
[07:13] G
    Misaki!
[07:14] S
    Pathetic.
[07:16] Sign
    I'm leaving, dude.
[07:16] S
    If I'm just gonna embarrass myself,
    I'm done with love!
[07:22] C
    Oh, there you are!
[07:25] C
    Thank goodness! Shun-kun, right?
[07:28] C
    I've never been here before, so I got lost.
[07:33] C
    Shall we go?
[07:35] C
    I've planned out our date and everything.
[07:37] S
    Uh, h-hang on! Aren't you...
[07:47] C
    Hello.
[07:49] C
    I'm Mizuhara Chizuru, your rental girlfriend.
SIGN    Sweat
[07:53] S
    What's going on? Why's Chizuru-san here?
[07:56] S
    We're going on a date?
    She's a rental girlfriend?!
[07:58] S
    What is she talking about?
    Like I'd fall for that!
[08:02] S
    Right. Time to Google.
SIGN    Rookie Batch
SIGN    This Month's
[08:06] S
    Are you kidding me? What is all this?
[08:11] S
    Does that mean you weren't
    really Kazuya's girlfriend?
[08:16] S
    No answer? So I'm right?
[08:20] S
    What... Their relationship was purely
    rental, just like Ruka-chan and me?
[08:27] C
    Let's go, Shun-kun.
[08:29] G
    Get a load of that chick.
[08:31] G
    What a cutie!
[08:33] W
    Is that her boyfriend?
[08:33] G
    Her boyfriend's so lucky.
[08:34] W
    They're holding hands!
[08:35] G
    Think he's plowed her?
[08:38] S
    What the hell? What the hell is happening?
SIGN    Asakusa Hanayashiki
SIGN    Asakusa Gate
[08:45] C
    They even have a merry-go-round!
[08:47] C
    I've wanted to come here for so long!
[08:54] S
    Uh, the date's already in progress?
[08:56] S
    I still can't believe Chizuru-san
    was a rental girlfriend, though.
[09:01] S
    Maybe she's dating Kazuya for real?
[09:05] S
    The way they've been acting is
    nothing like a rental relationship!
[09:09] S
    Hell, Kazuya even jumped off a ferry for her!
[09:13] C
    We have to put these on our wrists.
[09:20] S
    Also, like, what does he get
    out of telling me like this?
[09:24] S
    If he couldn't keep lying to me,
    he could've just told me himself!
SIGN    Monitoring
SIGN    Cackle
[09:28] K
    You've been had!
[09:28] Sign
    Fondle
[09:30] S
    They must be messing with me!
[09:33] S
    S-Sorry, I think I'm just gonna bounce.
[09:37] S
    I've, uh, got something to do.
[09:39] S
    There's an assignment due.
[09:44] C
    Oh, too bad. You can't just ignore that.
[09:48] S
    Y-Yeah. Sorry about this.
[09:51] S
    I'm not gullible enough to
    play along with this farce!
[09:54] C
    I guess I'm doing this alone, then.
[09:58] S
    What?!
[09:59] S
    G-Going to the amusement park alone?!
[10:02] C
    Yeah. I've been looking forward to it.
[10:04] S
    I don't know about that!
[10:06] C
    I already bought the tickets, though.
SIGN    Chizuru-san turned 
    into a ghoul!
[10:10] C
    See you.
[10:12] S
    Chizuru-san... alone in the amusement park?
SIGN    Gossip
SIGN    B
    l
    a
    n
    k
[10:17] S
    A-Ahem!
[10:19] S
    I can't call myself a man
    and let that happen.
[10:23] Pa
    Please sit tight until we begin.
[10:27] C
    Yay, I can't wait. It's been too long.
[10:32] C
    Oh, sorry. I'll scoot over.
[10:32] S
    Sh-She's so close!
[10:35] S
    What is this sweet scent?
[10:36] S
    Where am I, in a field of flowers?!
[10:41] Kid
    This is cool.
[10:45] S
    Yeah, Chizuru-san is peak girl.
[10:48] S
    Her voice, speech,
    and mannerisms are all perfect.
[10:51] S
    Every man's dream girl!
[10:53] S
    If nothing else, I'm sure
    Kazuya likes her for real.
[10:58] Sign
    Haunted House
[11:01] C
    Sorry, I'm not good with scary stuff.
[11:03] S
    So close again!
[11:06] ???
    Squeeze!
[11:08] S
    Whoa, I feel 'em! I can feel them!
[11:11] C
    S-Sorry.
[11:12] S
    I-It's totally fine.
[11:14] S
    They used to call me 
    William Shun through grade school.
[11:15] S
    I can't! I can't just go on a normal date with
    a girl I thought was my friend's girlfriend!
[11:20] S
    Once I've locked onto a
    girl's heart, I never miss!
[11:25] S
    Wait, what am I even saying?!
[11:30] C
    You're so funny, Shun-kun.
[11:34] Sign
    Skyship
[11:36] C
    Thank you.
SIGN    Ba-dump
[11:42] S
    What is wrong with me?
[11:44] S
    I said all that, and here I am having fun.
[11:51] S
    Boys are so stupid, seriously.
[11:56] S
    I mean, we're talking rental girlfriends here.
[11:58] S
    You pay for a date, and that's that.
[12:02] S
    It's not like we don't get it.
[12:04] S
    But when it's a gorgeous girl like you,
    it really makes us think.
[12:10] S
    We fall for you.
    We wanna hold you in our arms.
[12:13] S
    We're so childish, all of us.
[12:19] C
    But I like boys.
[12:24] C
    O-Oh, I don't mean that in a salacious way!
SIGN    Absolutely
    not!
[12:28] S
    R-Right...
SIGN    I
    didn't
    take
    it
    that
    way...
[12:30] C
    Sure, you do have your childish side,
    but that just means you're romantics.
[12:37] C
    Being pragmatic in life is a difficult thing,
[12:39] C
    but it's even harder to
    continue to be a dreamer.
[12:43] S
    Chizuru-san...
[12:45] C
    We can't do as much for you
    as real girlfriends can,
[12:51] C
    but we can be band-aids and stop the bleeding.
[12:57] S
    Life must be so rosy with
    a girlfriend like her.
[13:03] S
    Hey, Kazuya, you're envied wherever you go.
[13:07] S
    You smell heaven right by your side.
[13:10] S
    She laughs at your stupid jokes.
[13:13] S
    You go on dates every day, hold hands,
[13:16] S
    and have sex until you're sick of it...
[13:21] S
    Man, I really do want one.
[13:24] S
    I want a girlfriend!
SIGN    Rent-A-Girlfriend
[13:29] C
    Wow.
[13:31] C
    It was so crowded during the day, but we
    practically have the place to ourselves now.
[13:37] S
    Thanks for today, Chizuru-san.
[13:40] S
    You heard about Ruka-chan, right?
[13:43] S
    And that's why you two planned
    this to cheer me up, right?
[13:47] S
    I was so confused at first,
    but I had loads of fun!
[13:51] S
    Oh, I should pay up.
[13:53] C
    Sorry.
[13:56] C
    I've already been paid.
[13:58] S
    What? How?
SIGN    T
    r
    e
    m
    b
    l
    e
SIGN    T
    r
    e
    m
    b
    l
    e
SIGN    F
    l
    i
    n
    c
    h
[14:07] S
    K-Kazuya?!
[14:09] S
    What're you doing over there?
[14:11] K
    U-Uh, just, um... sightseeing?
SIGN    Rattle
[14:15] K
    A-Awkward!
[14:15] S
    A-Awkward!
SIGN    Sweat
[14:18] C
    Sorry, I need to visit the restroom.
[14:22] K
    S-Sure.
[14:25] K
    Mizuhara...
SIGN    She decided to
    give us space...
[14:30] S
    Oh, so that's what happened.
[14:33] K
    Sorry I lied to you!
[14:36] K
    I rented her after the Mami heartbreak.
[14:39] K
    But then we ran into you and Kibe,
[14:41] K
    and I showed her off as my
    girlfriend to look cool.
[14:44] K
    There was no going back after that!
[14:44] Sign
    Shake
[14:47] K
    He's really mad!
[14:51] S
    What the hell, man? That's so lame!
[14:53] S
    For your grandma? Talk about
    giving back to your family!
[14:56] S
    Wait, does this even count as giving back?
[14:59] S
    Chizuru-san sure got stuck 
    with one annoying client!
[14:59] K
    You're laughing too much!
    My hands were tied!
SIGN    Guffaw
    Bwahaha
[15:04] K
    Is this guy trying to piss me off?
[15:07] S
    But man, I'm glad you're
    a stinky virgin like me.
[15:11] S
    I knew it was weird that a lameass
    like you landed a girl like her.
[15:18] K
    You're going there, dude?
[15:19] K
    Y'know, when you showed up
    with Ruka-chan in tow,
[15:23] K
    I nearly lost all faith in humanity's taste!
[15:25] S
    Y-You're one to talk!
[15:27] S
    Just so you know, Ruka-chan's younger!
[15:30] K
    Shut yer trap, pedo!
[15:32] K
    Mizuhara's got bigger boobs!
[15:34] S
    Excuse me?! Did you not see the legs
    on her, you uncultured tiddy freak?!
[15:38] K
    Mizuhara's got a sweet pair of legs herself!
[15:48] S
    Anyway, Chizuru-san's amazing.
[15:51] S
    I get what today was all about now.
[15:54] S
    She must've been freaking out, too,
[15:57] S
    but she never showed it.
[15:59] S
    No amount of money could
    make a person do all that.
[16:04] S
    I forgot all about the embarrassment a
    rental girlfriend caused me and just had fun.
[16:09] K
    Kuri...
[16:12] K
    Oh, Mizuhara's back.
[16:14] K
    Later. I don't want to take up
    any more of your date time.
[16:17] S
    Wha...
[16:18] S
    Date? It's just a rental thing!
SIGN    And you made
    the booking!
SIGN    Quit being a dork!
[16:22] C
    Did Kazuya-kun leave?
[16:24] S
    Oh, y-yeah.
[16:26] C
    Let's get going, then.
[16:28] ---
    O-Okay.
[16:30] S
    Oh, so he just showed up to apologize.
[16:33] S
    Not like I would've realized
    if they hadn't told me.
[16:36] S
    He's such a dork.
[16:39] S
    Who digs their own grave like that?
[16:42] S
    But why did Chizuru-san play along?
[16:50] S
    Chizuru-san.
[16:51] S
    Going back to that convo earlier...
[16:55] S
    You said all that, but you'd never
    fall for a client for real, right?
[17:04] (Flashback) C
    What? Me, go on a date with Kuri-kun?
[17:08] (Flashback) C
    Why should I?
[17:09] (Flashback) C
    Besides, do you even realize what that means?
[17:12] (Flashback) K
    I do.
[17:14] (Flashback) K
    But after all he's gone through,
    I'm sure he'll consider it a shared secret.
[17:19] (Flashback) K
    Of course, you should only
    do it if you're okay with it.
[17:22] (Flashback) C
    Even then, why go out of our way?
[17:24] (Flashback) K
    He's been down in the dumps
    since the Ruka-chan thing.
[17:28] (Flashback) K
    I don't want him to hate women over this.
    It was all my fault to begin with.
[17:33] (Flashback) K
    I know that going on a date with you
    would make anyone want a girlfriend.
[17:39] (Flashback) C
    Well, I do feel bad about the Ruka-chan thing,
[17:43] (Flashback) C
    and I have dealt with clients who
    have trust issues with women.
[17:45] (Flashback) K
    R-Really?
[17:47] (Flashback) C
    Fine. I'll do it, but just this once.
[17:51] (Flashback) K
    You mean it?
[17:52] (Flashback) C
    I don't want this to drag on any longer, though.
[17:56] (Flashback) C
    So I'll just do my job like always. Is that okay?
[18:00] (Flashback) K
    Yeah, yeah.
[18:02] (Flashback) C
    Are you sure, though?
[18:06] (Flashback) C
    You'll be the one embarrassing
    yourself when he learns the truth.
[18:11] (Flashback) K
    I was gonna tell them someday, anyway.
[18:14] (Flashback) K
    I'll just consider this a practice run.
[18:17] (Flashback) K
    Mizuhara Chizuru doesn't belong
    to anyone in particular, right?
[18:23] (Flashback) K
    It just wouldn't be fair to keep
    such a top-class girl to myself.
[18:29] C
    We wouldn't fall for a client...
[18:32] C
    I guess?
[18:37] C
    Who knows?
[18:41] S
    Chizuru-san?
[18:45] C
    Let me walk you to the station.
[18:47] S
    No, let me.
[18:49] C
    Nah, let me.
[18:49] S
    No way... No freakin' way, right?
[18:51] S
    O-Okay.
SIGN    We're hitting up a breastaurant
SIGN    We're hitting up a breastaurant
[18:57] K
    He sure bounced back quick!
[18:59] K
    He hasn't learned a thing!
SIGN    Feed
    me
    Mini
    Cat
[19:06] K
    The power bill doubled?
    I should ease up on the AC.
SIGN    Yummy!!
[19:10] Fish
    Yummy!
SIGN    9PM
SIGN    Balcony
SIGN    Ichinose
SIGN    9PM
SIGN    Balcony
SIGN    Ichinose
[19:19] K
    Okay, my eyes aren't playing tricks on me.
    This really is a message from her!
[19:23] K
    Mizuhara's reaching out to me!
[19:26] Sign
    Who screams
    like that
    indoors?
[19:26] Fish
    STFU.
[19:31] K
    Gotta be casual, very casual.
[19:34] K
    Is she really sure about this?
[19:35] K
    A balcony rendezvous? Really?
[19:37] K
    She was the one who banned all
    interaction in our private lives!
[19:41] K
    But now she's asking to meet?!
[19:44] K
    Did she have a change of heart?
[19:46] Signs
    Pant
[19:46] C
    Sorry, I just had to see you tonight.
[19:50] Fish
    She's not that kinda girl.
SIGN           
       She's   
       not   
       that   
       kinda   
       girl.   
    
[19:53] K
    Does my apartment stink?!
[19:54] K
    Any visible nostril hairs?!
[19:56] K
    Five minutes to go.
[19:57] K
    She might think I'm desperate
    if I go out there early.
SIGN    STFU
    and
    go
    already.
[20:00] K
    Screw it. I'll just go.
[20:01] Fish
    STFU.
[20:02] K
    Actually, is she even gonna be here?
[20:07] C
    Heya.
[20:08] K
    H-Hey.
SIGN    She's
    here!!
[20:10] C
    Sorry about this.
[20:12] K
    No biggie. You need something?
[20:14] K
    She really did want to talk to me!
[20:16] C
    I need your help with something.
[20:18] K
    My help?
[20:21] C
    There's this girl I want you to rent.
[20:25] C
    She's a newbie who just started
    working as a rental girlfriend.
[20:28] C
    The thing is, she's really shy.
[20:30] C
    So shy that clients are complaining about her.
[20:33] K
    A rental girlfriend... who's really shy?
[20:35] C
    I figured you'd be a safe bet since I know
    who you are and how you do things.
[20:39] C
    Of course, this is for practice,
    so you don't have to pay a dime.
[20:44] C
    You up for it?
[20:44] K
    S-Sure.
[20:46] C
    Great.
[20:47] C
    Oh, but don't you dare make a move on her.
[20:50] K
    I know that!
SIGN    I know she's
    just a rental.
SIGN    Have
    some faith
    in me, jeez.
[20:52] C
    So, how's it been going for you?
[20:56] C
    With your ex. Mami-chan, was it?
[21:00] K
    O-Oh.
[21:01] C
    Things went up in smoke at the beach,
    but you were getting cozy before that.
[21:07] C
    She's a vital piece of the puzzle when
    it comes to you getting a girlfriend, right?
[21:11] K
    We're totally on the outs.
[21:13] K
    She hasn't talked to me since then.
[21:16] K
    She probably couldn't care less about me now.
[21:20] K
    And honestly, I'm not even
    sure anymore, either...
[21:23] K
    whether I still like her or not.
[21:27] K
    But I did swear to myself
    that I'd make her happy.
[21:32] K
    Deleting those feelings so easily
    just seems shallow to me.
[21:38] C
    That so?
[21:40] C
    Well, rushing won't get you anywhere.
[21:42] C
    I'm here for you...
[21:44] C
    Until you forget her.
[21:46] K
    Mizuhara...
[21:47] C
    Okay, don't forget about that date.
    I'll let you know when and where later.
[21:51] K
    Hang on.
[21:52] C
    What's up?
[21:53] K
    Uh, what's up is...
[21:57] K
    Are you sure you should be...
    meeting me out here and stuff?
[22:02] C
    Huh? What was that?
    Quit mumbling and say it out loud.
SIGN    Can't hear you
    through this wall
[22:05] K
    N-Nothing! Never mind!
[22:07] C
    Weirdo.
[22:09] C
    See you.
[22:10] K
    Hey, tell me her name.
[22:13] C
    Sakurasawa Sumi-chan.
    She's a college first-year.
SIGN    Sweet
    scent
SIGN    Wha?!
SIGN    W
    e
    l
    c
    o
    m
    e
    
    ♥
SIGN    You're so
    childish
SIGN    Puts men
    to shame
SIGN    Already a chief
    at her young age
SIGN    Sensei!
SIGN    I need your help
    with homework!
[23:57] Y
    Yo, I went and rented my very own angel.
[24:00] S
    Rented? You don't mean...
[24:01] Y
    I know she's just a rental,
    but I don't wanna let her go anymore.
[24:05] K
    What kind of rental girlfriend
    could've made Kibe so serious?
[24:08] Y
    What're you talking about?
[24:10] Y
    I'm talking about this girl
    I ran into at the video rental shop.
[24:13] Y
    It's a situational thing,
    so I don't know the actress's name,
[24:15] Y
    but I've never seen a girl
    so in my strike zone...
[24:16] C
    Anyway, what's on the next episode 
    of Rent-a-Girlfriend?
[24:19] K
    "Truth...
[24:20] C
    ...and Girlfriend."
[24:21] Y
    I'll let you borrow it, Kazu-chin.
[24:23] K
    Th-Thanks, bro.
SIGN    "Truth and Girlfriend"
[24:24] S
    And me next!
[24:25] C
    God, these three stooges...