E7 - The Voracious Devils

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[00:13] protagonist
    Ow! Ow...
[00:17] protagonist
    Where'd it go?!
[00:19] protagonist
    Those look like the eight-legged
    crocodile's bones.
[00:28] protagonist
    Is this the superb treasure
    Hulemy was talking about?
[00:32] protagonist
    Might as well take—
[00:36] protagonist
    W-W-Wait a minute!
[00:37] protagonist
    Is this that "stratum split" thing?!
[00:39] protagonist
    Hello!
[00:40] protagonist
    Is anyone around with
    the Blessing of Might?!
[00:43] protagonist
    Are there any customers strong enough to
    easily carry around a vending machine?!
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The Voracious Devils
[02:23] protagonist
    C-Calm down!
[02:25] protagonist
    This calls for...
[02:26] protagonist
    This is a balloon vending machine!
[02:29] protagonist
    They were often placed on supermarket
    rooftops or in amusement parks.
[02:34] protagonist
    This is too slow!
[02:35] protagonist
    Can't I inflate these
    balloons faster than this?!
[02:38] protagonist
    Oh, I know!
[02:39] protagonist
    Do I just need to up my speed in my status?
SIGN    Vitality
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Attack
SIGN    Defense
[02:42] audio guide
    Would you like to spend 10,000
    points to increase speed by 10?
[02:46] protagonist
    I would! I would!
[02:57] protagonist
    But I'm still falling just as fast.
[02:59] protagonist
    In that case!
[03:04] protagonist
    This is a cardboard vending machine!
[03:06] protagonist
    Hand-shaped from cardboard, they used to
    be popular with grade school students!
[03:14] protagonist
    Wh-What the hell is this?!
[03:19] protagonist
    O-Oh yeah, Hulemy was talking about this.
[03:22] protagonist
    That there's a giant labyrinth
    beneath the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[03:27] protagonist
    That's one complicated maze.
[03:29] protagonist
    I'll play it safe and take
    some security camera shots.
[03:34] protagonist
    That'll do!
[03:35] protagonist
    Once they're composited later,
    they should prove useful.
[03:45] protagonist
    I managed to stick the landing,
    but now what do I do?
[03:50] protagonist
    Oh yeah, the coin the eight-legged
    crocodile dropped.
[03:54] protagonist
    But I can't pick it up.
[03:57] protagonist
    Maybe I can use points
    for some new function.
[04:00] protagonist
    A-A million?!
[04:02] protagonist
    Why do I have so many points?!
[04:04] protagonist
    Oh! It's because I defeated that thing!
[04:07] protagonist
    I guess you get points primarily
    from beating enemies.
[04:11] protagonist
    But, eh, things just happened
    to work out well this time.
[04:15] protagonist
    My realistic approach is to earn
    honest money as a vending machine.
[04:21] protagonist
    Anyway, what function can
    I add with a million points?
SIGN    Keep Cold
    Keep Warm
    Omnidirectional Vision
    Dispense Hot Water (for cup noodles)
SIGN    Oxygen Vending Machine
    Magazine Vending Machine
    Gas Vending Machine
    Cardboard Vending Machine
SIGN    Lollipop Vending Machine
    Change Paint Color
    Boxed Goods Support
    Vending Machine Security Camera
SIGN    Coin-Op Vacuum Cleaner
    Vending Machine Rank-Up
    Kerosene Pump
    Electric Bulletin Board Functionality
[04:26] protagonist
    What are these words that stir my
    vending machine-obsessed soul?!
[04:31] protagonist
    Yup, that's the one!
SIGN    Vending Machine Rank-Up
[04:37] audio guide
    Your vending machine rank increased to two.
SIGN    Boxxo
SIGN    Rank
SIGN    Durability
SIGN    Toughness
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Magic
[04:41] protagonist
    Aha. As long as it adheres to the
    definition of "vending machine,"
[04:44] protagonist
    I can transform into things
    I wasn't able to turn into before.
[04:48] protagonist
    Okay, I'll use this function!
[04:54] protagonist
    This is a coin-op vacuum cleaner!
[04:57] protagonist
    You often see them set up
    in self-serve car washes.
[05:00] protagonist
    Commence suction!
SIGN    You obtained an eight-legged crocodile coin
[05:06] protagonist
    Good, that went well.
[05:08] protagonist
    Now I'll find out what the coin can do.
SIGN    Investigate
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Conserve Power
SIGN    Inspect
SIGN    Goods
SIGN    Inventory
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Functions
SIGN    Abilities
SIGN    Blessings
SIGN    Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin
[05:12] audio guide
    The Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin.
    Proof that you defeated a stratum lord.
[05:17] protagonist
    What, that's all?
[05:18] protagonist
    Well, I didn't learn much, but
    there's no harm in keeping it.
[05:24] protagonist
    Wh-What?!
[05:25] audio guide
    Your transformation time for today
    is about to exceed two hours.
[05:30] audio guide
    Please revert to your original
    vending machine form.
[05:33] protagonist
    I-I-I just need to change back.
[05:39] protagonist
    I didn't know there was a time limit.
[05:43] protagonist
    I'm also below 20,000 points now, so I should
    knock it off with all the transformations.
[05:51] protagonist
    What nice weather.
[05:54] protagonist
    Not a single person has come by since then,
    but I'm not worried in the least.
[05:59] protagonist
    Because...
[06:01] protagonist
    Now that I've added my
    new solar panel function,
[06:04] protagonist
    I can save up points on sunny
    days with no effort!
[06:08] protagonist
    All I have to do is bask in
    the sun. It's so convenient!
[06:15] protagonist
    What's that?
[06:18] protagonist
    A little black bear?
[06:20] protagonist
    No, are they cats?
[06:29] protagonist
    They're being chased by those guys!
[06:31] Pell
    Go away!
[06:35] Suco
    Just leave me behind already!
[06:38] Mikenne
    You know we can't do that!
[06:40] protagonist
    She's injured! Okay then!
[06:48] protagonist
    Okay, here they come!
[06:56] protagonist
    That went well.
[06:59] protagonist
    Still, those bearcats were adorable!
[07:03] Pell
    Huh? They're gone.
[07:06] Mikenne
    You're right. I was sure they
    chased us this far, though.
[07:10] Suco
    Yeah.
[07:11] protagonist
    Yay! They came back!
[07:15] Suco
    What's that thing?
[07:18] Suco
    Was this here when we came through before?
[07:21] Pell
    I dunno.
[07:23] protagonist
    I'm so happy.
[07:25] protagonist
    I'd love to enjoy this bliss,
    surrounded by bearcats.
[07:30] protagonist
    But, priorities...
[07:32] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[07:36] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[07:41] four bearcats
    It spoke!
[07:43] protagonist
    Oh, man! Looks like I scared them!
[07:45] protagonist
    If I lose these bearcats now, there's no
    telling when I'll next meet anyone!
[07:50] protagonist
    In that case...
SIGN    Fried chicken
    Hamburger combo
    Imagawayaki
SIGN    Grilled rice balls
    Hot dog
    Yakisoba
SIGN    Pasta with cream sauce
    French fries
    Takoyaki
[07:56] Suco
    It changed shape?
[07:58] Short
    G-Guys, be careful!
[08:03] Pell
    Hey, shouldn't we just leave?
[08:12] Short
    That scent... It's meat?
[08:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:19] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[08:21] Suco
    Maybe it's a box that sells things.
[08:25] Mikenne
    Be cautious, Suco.
[08:26] Mikenne
    Maybe it's a trap that uses food as bait.
[08:31] Mikenne
    Pell, don't go near it!
[08:32] Mikenne
    And Short, keep your distance.
[08:35] Short
    B-But Mikenne...
[08:37] protagonist
    Now I've figured out their names.
[08:40] protagonist
    The slender leader guy is Mikenne.
[08:43] protagonist
    The one with the droopy ears is Suco.
[08:45] protagonist
    The chubby one is Pell.
[08:47] protagonist
    And the blackish brown one is Short.
[08:49] Pell
    Let's just try some! I'm hungry!
[08:53] Mikenne
    Have some pride, Pell! You're one of the pouched
     bearcat fiends, A.K.A. the devouring devils!
[08:59] protagonist
    Devouring devils?
[09:02] protagonist
    Oh! I knew they reminded me of something!
[09:05] protagonist
    They're Tasmanian devils!
[09:07] protagonist
    They're carnivores, and they eat quite a lot.
[09:11] Pell
    I can't take it!
[09:17] Pell
    That was so good!
[09:19] Short
    I-I'm gonna eat too!
[09:21] Suco
    Maybe it comes out if you put coins in here.
[09:23] Mikenne
    Hold on, Suco! Short!
[09:27] Short
    Th-That's too good!
[09:29] Suco
    I'll have some too!
[09:31] Suco
    Yum!
[09:32] Pell
    I want seconds!
[09:34] Mikenne
    What would you do if it was a trap?
[09:39] Mikenne
    W-Well, as leader, I can at
    least test it for poison.
[09:44] Mikenne
    This meat's so juicy, it's overflowing!
[09:46] Mikenne
    Tastes so good!
[09:49] protagonist
    I've conquered them all.
[09:54] protagonist
    Based on things the bearcats said,
[09:56] protagonist
    they're hunters, and their group
    is called the Voracious Devils.
[10:01] protagonist
    But according to them, their expenses
    are high for some reason,
[10:05] protagonist
    and they've come to this stratum in
    the hopes of getting rich quick.
[10:09] protagonist
    You know, it's easy for a bystander
    to see why their overhead is so high.
[10:15] Mikenne
    Guys, about what we should do from here...
[10:18] Mikenne
    I think we should find our
    way back to the entrance.
[10:20] Pell
    M-Maybe we should go back.
[10:24] Pell
    I mean, it's scary here.
[10:26] Suco
    But we haven't gotten any treasure.
[10:29] Mikenne
    Oh, we already found some treasure.
[10:33] Suco
    Ah, right!
[10:34] Short
    Makes sense.
[10:36] protagonist
    I don't mind being called treasure,
    but I'm nobody's property,
[10:41] protagonist
    and I already have Lammis for a partner!
[10:44] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[10:47] Suco
    That scared me!
[10:49] Suco
    It can say more than just "hello there."
[10:52] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[10:54] Pell
    It's true.
[10:56] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[10:58] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[11:00] Pell
    Was it reacting to our voices just now?
[11:03] Suco
    Might just be a coincidence.
[11:05] Mikenne
    The timing made it sound
    like a response, though.
[11:08] Short
    Don't tell me this box thinks for itself?
[11:11] Mikenne
    Maybe it understands what
    we're saying or something?
[11:15] protagonist
    The words I've been waiting for!
[11:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[11:20] Mikenne
    Nah, it doesn't understand us.
[11:24] Mikenne
    It's just responding with whatever.
[11:26] protagonist
    No, no, no! Think it through!
[11:29] protagonist
    I can only say canned phrases,
    and that's how I have to get by!
[11:33] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[11:34] Suco
    You're right. It's just reacting.
[11:37] Pell
    Well, heck.
[11:38] Short
    I guess there was no way.
[11:40] protagonist
    Come on, think about it a little harder!
[11:44] Mikenne
    But we found it and all, so maybe we should
    bring this magic item back with us?
[11:48] Suco/Pell/Short
    Yeah!
[11:50] protagonist
    Oh well. At least I can have
    them take me to the entrance.
[11:53] Mikenne
    Well, Suco is injured, so the
    three of us will carry it.
[11:59] protagonist
    This figures.
[12:01] protagonist
    I could turn into cardboard so they can
    carry me, but it might scare them away.
[12:07] protagonist
    I know!
[12:09] Pell
    Huh? Feels like it got a little lighter.
[12:12] Suco
    Look, the box has wheels on the bottom now.
[12:15] Short
    We can move it now, can't we?
[12:18] Pell/Mikenne/Short
    Heave-ho!
[12:21] Mikenne
    It's moving!
[12:23] Suco
    Yay! Now we can eat anytime!
[12:26] Short
    No, look how convenient a magic item it is.
[12:28] Short
    If we sell it to somewhere like
    Chains Restaurant, we'll make a fortune!
[12:32] Mikenne
    That's right.
[12:33] Suco
    Short, you're so smart!
[12:35] protagonist
    Sorry to rain on your parade, but
    I have no intention of being sold.
[12:38] protagonist
    Also, Chains Restaurant?
    Them's fightin' words, my friend!
[12:45] Short
    We're not far from where those
    hugehog fiends showed up.
[12:49] Suco
    They sprung out from that fork so
    fast. I got hurt I was so surprised.
[12:53] protagonist
    So, that's what happened.
[12:55] protagonist
    I think I'll let them know about my barrier.
[12:59] Pell
    Wh-What's this?!
[13:01] Mikenne
    Blue see-through walls?!
[13:03] Suco
    You guys okay?!
[13:04] Pell
    W-We can't get out! Mikenne! Suco! Help!
[13:08] Suco
    Let them out!
[13:10] Short
    This is your doing?!
[13:12] Pell
    Short!
[13:13] Short
    Ow!
[13:15] Mikenne
    What's the big idea, magic item?!
[13:17] protagonist
    I made them wary of me instead!
[13:20] protagonist
    I'll release Pell too to clear this up.
[13:25] Pell
    Oh, I'm out.
[13:27] Mikenne
    Pell!
[13:28] Short
    The magic item put us outside on purpose?
[13:32] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:36] Suco
    It changed shape?
[13:37] Mikenne
    Are you messing with us?
[13:39] Mikenne
    "Hello there" my paw!
[13:41] protagonist
    I'll just have to search for some
    new way to communicate with them.
[13:45] protagonist
    I'll try that function I've
    been wondering about!
SIGN    Hello there. Please insert coins.
[13:55] Suco
    What's that?
SIGN    Thank you very much.
[13:56] Suco
    There are funny pictures moving in a line.
[14:00] protagonist
    All I can put on this board
    are my standard messages?!
[14:04] Mikenne
    Maybe they're letters?
[14:06] Mikenne
    I've never seen them before, though.
[14:09] protagonist
    Of course you can't read it.
[14:11] protagonist
    Because it's in Japanese!
[14:13] Mikenne
    In other words, the magic
    item box has rejected us.
[14:17] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[14:18] Suco
    "Too bad," it said.
[14:19] Mikenne
    See, told you so.
[14:21] protagonist
    You've got it wrong!
[14:23] protagonist
    This is so frustrating!
[14:30] Pell
    There's no way a box that can make
    food this good can be a bad guy!
[14:35] Suco
    Yep, because it's so tasty!
[14:38] Short
    Yeah, you said it!
[14:40] Mikenne
    Yeah. It's good, so who cares?
[14:43] protagonist
    That's all it takes for you guys?
[14:48] Suco
    That was a hugehog fiend's voice!
[14:49] Mikenne
    Let's get out of here!
[14:54] protagonist
    There they are again!
[14:57] protagonist
    This is a kerosene pump, that thing at
    gasoline stands you depend on in the winter.
[15:05] protagonist
    Okay, now I'll pull the lever!
[15:08] protagonist
    H-Huh?
[15:09] protagonist
    No kerosene comes out when
    the nozzle's secured!
[15:12] protagonist
    That's Japanese craftsmanship for you.
[15:14] protagonist
    This is no time to be impressed!
[15:17] protagonist
    Now what?!
[15:22] protagonist
    Not sure what happened, but I'm in luck!
[15:29] protagonist
    That's what you get for bullying!
[15:31] protagonist
    Something doesn't seem right.
[15:35] protagonist
    What's that?!
[15:38] Short
    You're kidding!
[15:40] Pell
    Th-That's the...
[15:41] Suco
    Flame Skeletitan!
[15:45] Mikenne
    Everybody run!
[16:10] Mikenne
    I never thought the stratum
    lord would show up.
[16:14] Suco
    That really scared me.
[16:16] Short
    They say you get a treasure if
    you defeat the Flame Skeletitan,
[16:19] Short
    but how're you supposed to take
    down something like that?!
[16:23] protagonist
    I agree with Short.
[16:25] protagonist
    That thing's probably unbeatable!
[16:34] protagonist
    I have a number of misgivings.
[16:39] protagonist
    But it soothes me so much to
    watch them sleeping happily.
[16:47] protagonist
    What's that sound?
[16:51] protagonist
    I should wake everyone up.
[16:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:55] Pell
    Just twenty more pieces of meat...
[16:59] Suco
    Mikenne, Short... Two guys
    shouldn't be doing that...
[17:05] protagonist
    I'm getting a rotten vibe
    from Suco's sleep talking!
[17:07] protagonist
    Uh-oh! They're coming closer!
[17:09] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[17:13] Mikenne
    Wh-What?!
[17:14] Suco
    What's going on?
[17:16] Mikenne
    Flame scolls!
[17:17] Mikenne
    If we don't deal with them quick,
    they'll summon the Flame Skeletitan!
[17:20] Short
    Um, what's their weakness?!
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
[17:25] Pell
    Water fell out of the magic item box!
[17:28] Mikenne
    Good! We're in luck!
[17:29] Pell/Suco/Short
    Take this!
[17:37] Mikenne
    Now!
[17:43] Pell/Suco/Short
    Yes!
[17:46] protagonist
    They're pretty quick on their feet.
[17:48] protagonist
    Maybe they're powerful after all.
[17:51] protagonist
    Not that you'd guess from
    their usual attitude.
[17:55] Mikenne
    We might be attacked again, so
    let's each keep a water handy.
[18:00] Short
    Okay!
[18:02] Pell
    But this magic item box is incredible.
[18:05] Pell
    When we think we want some meat,
    it gives us some, and now water, too.
[18:09] Pell
    It's like it has a mind of its own.
[18:12] protagonist
    Oh, Pell! The power of logic comPells you!
[18:15] protagonist
    Now it looks like we might
    understand each other!
[18:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:20] Mikenne
    No way.
[18:21] Mikenne
    See, it's still just saying
    things entirely unrelated.
[18:25] protagonist
    Damn it, next time you're
    getting cold fried chicken.
[18:32] Short
    We should be about at the exit.
[18:36] Mikenne
    Sounds like someone's fighting up ahead.
[18:39] Short
    Yeah, I definitely hear the sound of battle.
[18:42] protagonist
    I can't hear it.
[18:45] protagonist
    They must have pretty good hearing.
[18:47] Suco
    Sounds like a bunch of them.
[18:49] Mikenne
    Now what?
[18:50] Short
    I'll go take a quick look.
[18:52] Mikenne
    Okay. Be careful.
[18:54] Short
    Yeah.
[18:59] Short
    Hey, guys!
[19:01] Short
    Director Bear's there! Let's go meet up!
[19:05] Mikenne
    Isn't Director Bear supposed to
    be on the Clearflow Lake stratum?
[19:09] protagonist
    Director Bear is here! I'm saved!
[19:12] Short
    Oh yeah, one of the hunters was amazing.
[19:15] Short
    She kept yelling nonsense like "Boxxo!"
[19:18] Short
    And she shattered a bunch of rock
    fiends with kicks and punches.
[19:22] Pell
    No way, humans can't shatter
    rock fiends barehanded.
[19:25] Short
    It's true!
[19:27] Short
    And I'm pretty sure she said,
    "He's got me so worried,
[19:30] Short
    I won't feel better until
    I nail him with a solid hit."
[19:35] Mikenne
    This box suddenly got heavier.
[19:38] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[19:52] Lammis
    Boxxo!
SIGN    120 damage
    Durability decreased by 120
[20:01] Hulemy
    Way to worry us.
[20:05] Hulemy
    But I was confident you'd
    turn out to be okay.
[20:09] protagonist
    They really were worried about me.
[20:12] Kerioyl
    I'm glad you're okay, Boxxo.
[20:15] Kerioyl
    If we weren't able to find you...
[20:17] Aka
    That was a close call, Shiro.
[20:19] Shiro
    It sure was, Aka.
[20:21] protagonist
    What's that supposed to mean?
[20:23] Filmina
    Actually, when we told Lammis
    how we abandoned you...
[20:28] Shui
    ...she got up in the captain's
    face with such a menacing look,
[20:30] Shui
    who knows what would've happened
    if we hadn't found you?
[20:33] Filmina
    Indeed.
[20:35] Kerioyl
    I'll say.
[20:37] protagonist
    Aha, Lammis is the one
    who got everyone moving.
[20:42] Mikenne
    Ow...
[20:44] Mikenne
    Long time no see, Director.
[20:47] Director Bear
    Oh, the Band of Gluttons!
[20:50] Director Bear
    Not only did you find Boxxo,
    you even guarded him.
[20:53] Director Bear
    I appreciate it.
[20:55] Director Bear
    Good work from the Menagerie of Fools, too.
[20:58] Director Bear
    I owe you all a meal.
[20:59] four devils/Shui/Aka/Shiro
    Yay!
[21:01] Mikenne
    By the way, Director. What is "Boxxo"?
[21:04] Director Bear
    It's no wonder you don't know, Mikenne.
[21:07] Director Bear
    You see, this magic item is named Boxxo.
[21:11] Director Bear
    He's a resident of the
    Clearflow Lake stratum.
[21:14] Mikenne
    But this is just a convenient magic item...
[21:17] Director Bear
    Oh, you guys haven't noticed.
[21:21] Director Bear
    Boxxo is capable of understanding us.
[21:24] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:25] Mikenne
    See, all it says is "Hello there."
[21:29] Lammis
    Boxxo's limited in what he can say.
[21:32] Lammis
    "Hello there" means "yes,"
    and "too bad" is "no."
[21:36] Mikenne
    Um, that stuff we ate so much
    of was fried meat, right?
[21:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:44] Mikenne
    His name is Short.
[21:46] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[21:49] Mikenne
    You mean, you understood
    everything we were saying?
[21:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:57] Mikenne/Pell/Suco/Short
    No way!
[22:02] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.