E7 - The Voracious Devils
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[00:13] protagonist
Ow! Ow...
[00:17] protagonist
Where'd it go?!
[00:19] protagonist
Those look like the eight-legged
crocodile's bones.
[00:28] protagonist
Is this the superb treasure
Hulemy was talking about?
[00:32] protagonist
Might as well take—
[00:36] protagonist
W-W-Wait a minute!
[00:37] protagonist
Is this that "stratum split" thing?!
[00:39] protagonist
Hello!
[00:40] protagonist
Is anyone around with
the Blessing of Might?!
[00:43] protagonist
Are there any customers strong enough to
easily carry around a vending machine?!
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN The Voracious Devils
[02:23] protagonist
C-Calm down!
[02:25] protagonist
This calls for...
[02:26] protagonist
This is a balloon vending machine!
[02:29] protagonist
They were often placed on supermarket
rooftops or in amusement parks.
[02:34] protagonist
This is too slow!
[02:35] protagonist
Can't I inflate these
balloons faster than this?!
[02:38] protagonist
Oh, I know!
[02:39] protagonist
Do I just need to up my speed in my status?
SIGN Vitality
SIGN Speed
SIGN Speed
SIGN Dexterity
SIGN Luck
SIGN Attack
SIGN Defense
[02:42] audio guide
Would you like to spend 10,000
points to increase speed by 10?
[02:46] protagonist
I would! I would!
[02:57] protagonist
But I'm still falling just as fast.
[02:59] protagonist
In that case!
[03:04] protagonist
This is a cardboard vending machine!
[03:06] protagonist
Hand-shaped from cardboard, they used to
be popular with grade school students!
[03:14] protagonist
Wh-What the hell is this?!
[03:19] protagonist
O-Oh yeah, Hulemy was talking about this.
[03:22] protagonist
That there's a giant labyrinth
beneath the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[03:27] protagonist
That's one complicated maze.
[03:29] protagonist
I'll play it safe and take
some security camera shots.
[03:34] protagonist
That'll do!
[03:35] protagonist
Once they're composited later,
they should prove useful.
[03:45] protagonist
I managed to stick the landing,
but now what do I do?
[03:50] protagonist
Oh yeah, the coin the eight-legged
crocodile dropped.
[03:54] protagonist
But I can't pick it up.
[03:57] protagonist
Maybe I can use points
for some new function.
[04:00] protagonist
A-A million?!
[04:02] protagonist
Why do I have so many points?!
[04:04] protagonist
Oh! It's because I defeated that thing!
[04:07] protagonist
I guess you get points primarily
from beating enemies.
[04:11] protagonist
But, eh, things just happened
to work out well this time.
[04:15] protagonist
My realistic approach is to earn
honest money as a vending machine.
[04:21] protagonist
Anyway, what function can
I add with a million points?
SIGN Keep Cold
Keep Warm
Omnidirectional Vision
Dispense Hot Water (for cup noodles)
SIGN Oxygen Vending Machine
Magazine Vending Machine
Gas Vending Machine
Cardboard Vending Machine
SIGN Lollipop Vending Machine
Change Paint Color
Boxed Goods Support
Vending Machine Security Camera
SIGN Coin-Op Vacuum Cleaner
Vending Machine Rank-Up
Kerosene Pump
Electric Bulletin Board Functionality
[04:26] protagonist
What are these words that stir my
vending machine-obsessed soul?!
[04:31] protagonist
Yup, that's the one!
SIGN Vending Machine Rank-Up
[04:37] audio guide
Your vending machine rank increased to two.
SIGN Boxxo
SIGN Rank
SIGN Durability
SIGN Toughness
SIGN Strength
SIGN Speed
SIGN Dexterity
SIGN Magic
[04:41] protagonist
Aha. As long as it adheres to the
definition of "vending machine,"
[04:44] protagonist
I can transform into things
I wasn't able to turn into before.
[04:48] protagonist
Okay, I'll use this function!
[04:54] protagonist
This is a coin-op vacuum cleaner!
[04:57] protagonist
You often see them set up
in self-serve car washes.
[05:00] protagonist
Commence suction!
SIGN You obtained an eight-legged crocodile coin
[05:06] protagonist
Good, that went well.
[05:08] protagonist
Now I'll find out what the coin can do.
SIGN Investigate
SIGN Sleep
SIGN Conserve Power
SIGN Inspect
SIGN Goods
SIGN Inventory
SIGN Status
SIGN Functions
SIGN Abilities
SIGN Blessings
SIGN Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin
[05:12] audio guide
The Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin.
Proof that you defeated a stratum lord.
[05:17] protagonist
What, that's all?
[05:18] protagonist
Well, I didn't learn much, but
there's no harm in keeping it.
[05:24] protagonist
Wh-What?!
[05:25] audio guide
Your transformation time for today
is about to exceed two hours.
[05:30] audio guide
Please revert to your original
vending machine form.
[05:33] protagonist
I-I-I just need to change back.
[05:39] protagonist
I didn't know there was a time limit.
[05:43] protagonist
I'm also below 20,000 points now, so I should
knock it off with all the transformations.
[05:51] protagonist
What nice weather.
[05:54] protagonist
Not a single person has come by since then,
but I'm not worried in the least.
[05:59] protagonist
Because...
[06:01] protagonist
Now that I've added my
new solar panel function,
[06:04] protagonist
I can save up points on sunny
days with no effort!
[06:08] protagonist
All I have to do is bask in
the sun. It's so convenient!
[06:15] protagonist
What's that?
[06:18] protagonist
A little black bear?
[06:20] protagonist
No, are they cats?
[06:29] protagonist
They're being chased by those guys!
[06:31] Pell
Go away!
[06:35] Suco
Just leave me behind already!
[06:38] Mikenne
You know we can't do that!
[06:40] protagonist
She's injured! Okay then!
[06:48] protagonist
Okay, here they come!
[06:56] protagonist
That went well.
[06:59] protagonist
Still, those bearcats were adorable!
[07:03] Pell
Huh? They're gone.
[07:06] Mikenne
You're right. I was sure they
chased us this far, though.
[07:10] Suco
Yeah.
[07:11] protagonist
Yay! They came back!
[07:15] Suco
What's that thing?
[07:18] Suco
Was this here when we came through before?
[07:21] Pell
I dunno.
[07:23] protagonist
I'm so happy.
[07:25] protagonist
I'd love to enjoy this bliss,
surrounded by bearcats.
[07:30] protagonist
But, priorities...
[07:32] Boxxo
Hello there.
[07:36] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[07:41] four bearcats
It spoke!
[07:43] protagonist
Oh, man! Looks like I scared them!
[07:45] protagonist
If I lose these bearcats now, there's no
telling when I'll next meet anyone!
[07:50] protagonist
In that case...
SIGN Fried chicken
Hamburger combo
Imagawayaki
SIGN Grilled rice balls
Hot dog
Yakisoba
SIGN Pasta with cream sauce
French fries
Takoyaki
[07:56] Suco
It changed shape?
[07:58] Short
G-Guys, be careful!
[08:03] Pell
Hey, shouldn't we just leave?
[08:12] Short
That scent... It's meat?
[08:18] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:19] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[08:21] Suco
Maybe it's a box that sells things.
[08:25] Mikenne
Be cautious, Suco.
[08:26] Mikenne
Maybe it's a trap that uses food as bait.
[08:31] Mikenne
Pell, don't go near it!
[08:32] Mikenne
And Short, keep your distance.
[08:35] Short
B-But Mikenne...
[08:37] protagonist
Now I've figured out their names.
[08:40] protagonist
The slender leader guy is Mikenne.
[08:43] protagonist
The one with the droopy ears is Suco.
[08:45] protagonist
The chubby one is Pell.
[08:47] protagonist
And the blackish brown one is Short.
[08:49] Pell
Let's just try some! I'm hungry!
[08:53] Mikenne
Have some pride, Pell! You're one of the pouched
bearcat fiends, A.K.A. the devouring devils!
[08:59] protagonist
Devouring devils?
[09:02] protagonist
Oh! I knew they reminded me of something!
[09:05] protagonist
They're Tasmanian devils!
[09:07] protagonist
They're carnivores, and they eat quite a lot.
[09:11] Pell
I can't take it!
[09:17] Pell
That was so good!
[09:19] Short
I-I'm gonna eat too!
[09:21] Suco
Maybe it comes out if you put coins in here.
[09:23] Mikenne
Hold on, Suco! Short!
[09:27] Short
Th-That's too good!
[09:29] Suco
I'll have some too!
[09:31] Suco
Yum!
[09:32] Pell
I want seconds!
[09:34] Mikenne
What would you do if it was a trap?
[09:39] Mikenne
W-Well, as leader, I can at
least test it for poison.
[09:44] Mikenne
This meat's so juicy, it's overflowing!
[09:46] Mikenne
Tastes so good!
[09:49] protagonist
I've conquered them all.
[09:54] protagonist
Based on things the bearcats said,
[09:56] protagonist
they're hunters, and their group
is called the Voracious Devils.
[10:01] protagonist
But according to them, their expenses
are high for some reason,
[10:05] protagonist
and they've come to this stratum in
the hopes of getting rich quick.
[10:09] protagonist
You know, it's easy for a bystander
to see why their overhead is so high.
[10:15] Mikenne
Guys, about what we should do from here...
[10:18] Mikenne
I think we should find our
way back to the entrance.
[10:20] Pell
M-Maybe we should go back.
[10:24] Pell
I mean, it's scary here.
[10:26] Suco
But we haven't gotten any treasure.
[10:29] Mikenne
Oh, we already found some treasure.
[10:33] Suco
Ah, right!
[10:34] Short
Makes sense.
[10:36] protagonist
I don't mind being called treasure,
but I'm nobody's property,
[10:41] protagonist
and I already have Lammis for a partner!
[10:44] Boxxo
Too bad.
[10:47] Suco
That scared me!
[10:49] Suco
It can say more than just "hello there."
[10:52] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[10:54] Pell
It's true.
[10:56] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[10:58] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[11:00] Pell
Was it reacting to our voices just now?
[11:03] Suco
Might just be a coincidence.
[11:05] Mikenne
The timing made it sound
like a response, though.
[11:08] Short
Don't tell me this box thinks for itself?
[11:11] Mikenne
Maybe it understands what
we're saying or something?
[11:15] protagonist
The words I've been waiting for!
[11:18] Boxxo
Hello there.
[11:20] Mikenne
Nah, it doesn't understand us.
[11:24] Mikenne
It's just responding with whatever.
[11:26] protagonist
No, no, no! Think it through!
[11:29] protagonist
I can only say canned phrases,
and that's how I have to get by!
[11:33] Boxxo
Too bad.
[11:34] Suco
You're right. It's just reacting.
[11:37] Pell
Well, heck.
[11:38] Short
I guess there was no way.
[11:40] protagonist
Come on, think about it a little harder!
[11:44] Mikenne
But we found it and all, so maybe we should
bring this magic item back with us?
[11:48] Suco/Pell/Short
Yeah!
[11:50] protagonist
Oh well. At least I can have
them take me to the entrance.
[11:53] Mikenne
Well, Suco is injured, so the
three of us will carry it.
[11:59] protagonist
This figures.
[12:01] protagonist
I could turn into cardboard so they can
carry me, but it might scare them away.
[12:07] protagonist
I know!
[12:09] Pell
Huh? Feels like it got a little lighter.
[12:12] Suco
Look, the box has wheels on the bottom now.
[12:15] Short
We can move it now, can't we?
[12:18] Pell/Mikenne/Short
Heave-ho!
[12:21] Mikenne
It's moving!
[12:23] Suco
Yay! Now we can eat anytime!
[12:26] Short
No, look how convenient a magic item it is.
[12:28] Short
If we sell it to somewhere like
Chains Restaurant, we'll make a fortune!
[12:32] Mikenne
That's right.
[12:33] Suco
Short, you're so smart!
[12:35] protagonist
Sorry to rain on your parade, but
I have no intention of being sold.
[12:38] protagonist
Also, Chains Restaurant?
Them's fightin' words, my friend!
[12:45] Short
We're not far from where those
hugehog fiends showed up.
[12:49] Suco
They sprung out from that fork so
fast. I got hurt I was so surprised.
[12:53] protagonist
So, that's what happened.
[12:55] protagonist
I think I'll let them know about my barrier.
[12:59] Pell
Wh-What's this?!
[13:01] Mikenne
Blue see-through walls?!
[13:03] Suco
You guys okay?!
[13:04] Pell
W-We can't get out! Mikenne! Suco! Help!
[13:08] Suco
Let them out!
[13:10] Short
This is your doing?!
[13:12] Pell
Short!
[13:13] Short
Ow!
[13:15] Mikenne
What's the big idea, magic item?!
[13:17] protagonist
I made them wary of me instead!
[13:20] protagonist
I'll release Pell too to clear this up.
[13:25] Pell
Oh, I'm out.
[13:27] Mikenne
Pell!
[13:28] Short
The magic item put us outside on purpose?
[13:32] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:36] Suco
It changed shape?
[13:37] Mikenne
Are you messing with us?
[13:39] Mikenne
"Hello there" my paw!
[13:41] protagonist
I'll just have to search for some
new way to communicate with them.
[13:45] protagonist
I'll try that function I've
been wondering about!
SIGN Hello there. Please insert coins.
[13:55] Suco
What's that?
SIGN Thank you very much.
[13:56] Suco
There are funny pictures moving in a line.
[14:00] protagonist
All I can put on this board
are my standard messages?!
[14:04] Mikenne
Maybe they're letters?
[14:06] Mikenne
I've never seen them before, though.
[14:09] protagonist
Of course you can't read it.
[14:11] protagonist
Because it's in Japanese!
[14:13] Mikenne
In other words, the magic
item box has rejected us.
[14:17] Boxxo
Too bad.
[14:18] Suco
"Too bad," it said.
[14:19] Mikenne
See, told you so.
[14:21] protagonist
You've got it wrong!
[14:23] protagonist
This is so frustrating!
[14:30] Pell
There's no way a box that can make
food this good can be a bad guy!
[14:35] Suco
Yep, because it's so tasty!
[14:38] Short
Yeah, you said it!
[14:40] Mikenne
Yeah. It's good, so who cares?
[14:43] protagonist
That's all it takes for you guys?
[14:48] Suco
That was a hugehog fiend's voice!
[14:49] Mikenne
Let's get out of here!
[14:54] protagonist
There they are again!
[14:57] protagonist
This is a kerosene pump, that thing at
gasoline stands you depend on in the winter.
[15:05] protagonist
Okay, now I'll pull the lever!
[15:08] protagonist
H-Huh?
[15:09] protagonist
No kerosene comes out when
the nozzle's secured!
[15:12] protagonist
That's Japanese craftsmanship for you.
[15:14] protagonist
This is no time to be impressed!
[15:17] protagonist
Now what?!
[15:22] protagonist
Not sure what happened, but I'm in luck!
[15:29] protagonist
That's what you get for bullying!
[15:31] protagonist
Something doesn't seem right.
[15:35] protagonist
What's that?!
[15:38] Short
You're kidding!
[15:40] Pell
Th-That's the...
[15:41] Suco
Flame Skeletitan!
[15:45] Mikenne
Everybody run!
[16:10] Mikenne
I never thought the stratum
lord would show up.
[16:14] Suco
That really scared me.
[16:16] Short
They say you get a treasure if
you defeat the Flame Skeletitan,
[16:19] Short
but how're you supposed to take
down something like that?!
[16:23] protagonist
I agree with Short.
[16:25] protagonist
That thing's probably unbeatable!
[16:34] protagonist
I have a number of misgivings.
[16:39] protagonist
But it soothes me so much to
watch them sleeping happily.
[16:47] protagonist
What's that sound?
[16:51] protagonist
I should wake everyone up.
[16:54] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:55] Pell
Just twenty more pieces of meat...
[16:59] Suco
Mikenne, Short... Two guys
shouldn't be doing that...
[17:05] protagonist
I'm getting a rotten vibe
from Suco's sleep talking!
[17:07] protagonist
Uh-oh! They're coming closer!
[17:09] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[17:13] Mikenne
Wh-What?!
[17:14] Suco
What's going on?
[17:16] Mikenne
Flame scolls!
[17:17] Mikenne
If we don't deal with them quick,
they'll summon the Flame Skeletitan!
[17:20] Short
Um, what's their weakness?!
SIGN Megumi Natural Water
[17:25] Pell
Water fell out of the magic item box!
[17:28] Mikenne
Good! We're in luck!
[17:29] Pell/Suco/Short
Take this!
[17:37] Mikenne
Now!
[17:43] Pell/Suco/Short
Yes!
[17:46] protagonist
They're pretty quick on their feet.
[17:48] protagonist
Maybe they're powerful after all.
[17:51] protagonist
Not that you'd guess from
their usual attitude.
[17:55] Mikenne
We might be attacked again, so
let's each keep a water handy.
[18:00] Short
Okay!
[18:02] Pell
But this magic item box is incredible.
[18:05] Pell
When we think we want some meat,
it gives us some, and now water, too.
[18:09] Pell
It's like it has a mind of its own.
[18:12] protagonist
Oh, Pell! The power of logic comPells you!
[18:15] protagonist
Now it looks like we might
understand each other!
[18:18] Boxxo
Hello there.
[18:20] Mikenne
No way.
[18:21] Mikenne
See, it's still just saying
things entirely unrelated.
[18:25] protagonist
Damn it, next time you're
getting cold fried chicken.
[18:32] Short
We should be about at the exit.
[18:36] Mikenne
Sounds like someone's fighting up ahead.
[18:39] Short
Yeah, I definitely hear the sound of battle.
[18:42] protagonist
I can't hear it.
[18:45] protagonist
They must have pretty good hearing.
[18:47] Suco
Sounds like a bunch of them.
[18:49] Mikenne
Now what?
[18:50] Short
I'll go take a quick look.
[18:52] Mikenne
Okay. Be careful.
[18:54] Short
Yeah.
[18:59] Short
Hey, guys!
[19:01] Short
Director Bear's there! Let's go meet up!
[19:05] Mikenne
Isn't Director Bear supposed to
be on the Clearflow Lake stratum?
[19:09] protagonist
Director Bear is here! I'm saved!
[19:12] Short
Oh yeah, one of the hunters was amazing.
[19:15] Short
She kept yelling nonsense like "Boxxo!"
[19:18] Short
And she shattered a bunch of rock
fiends with kicks and punches.
[19:22] Pell
No way, humans can't shatter
rock fiends barehanded.
[19:25] Short
It's true!
[19:27] Short
And I'm pretty sure she said,
"He's got me so worried,
[19:30] Short
I won't feel better until
I nail him with a solid hit."
[19:35] Mikenne
This box suddenly got heavier.
[19:38] Lammis
Boxxo!
[19:52] Lammis
Boxxo!
SIGN 120 damage
Durability decreased by 120
[20:01] Hulemy
Way to worry us.
[20:05] Hulemy
But I was confident you'd
turn out to be okay.
[20:09] protagonist
They really were worried about me.
[20:12] Kerioyl
I'm glad you're okay, Boxxo.
[20:15] Kerioyl
If we weren't able to find you...
[20:17] Aka
That was a close call, Shiro.
[20:19] Shiro
It sure was, Aka.
[20:21] protagonist
What's that supposed to mean?
[20:23] Filmina
Actually, when we told Lammis
how we abandoned you...
[20:28] Shui
...she got up in the captain's
face with such a menacing look,
[20:30] Shui
who knows what would've happened
if we hadn't found you?
[20:33] Filmina
Indeed.
[20:35] Kerioyl
I'll say.
[20:37] protagonist
Aha, Lammis is the one
who got everyone moving.
[20:42] Mikenne
Ow...
[20:44] Mikenne
Long time no see, Director.
[20:47] Director Bear
Oh, the Band of Gluttons!
[20:50] Director Bear
Not only did you find Boxxo,
you even guarded him.
[20:53] Director Bear
I appreciate it.
[20:55] Director Bear
Good work from the Menagerie of Fools, too.
[20:58] Director Bear
I owe you all a meal.
[20:59] four devils/Shui/Aka/Shiro
Yay!
[21:01] Mikenne
By the way, Director. What is "Boxxo"?
[21:04] Director Bear
It's no wonder you don't know, Mikenne.
[21:07] Director Bear
You see, this magic item is named Boxxo.
[21:11] Director Bear
He's a resident of the
Clearflow Lake stratum.
[21:14] Mikenne
But this is just a convenient magic item...
[21:17] Director Bear
Oh, you guys haven't noticed.
[21:21] Director Bear
Boxxo is capable of understanding us.
[21:24] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:25] Mikenne
See, all it says is "Hello there."
[21:29] Lammis
Boxxo's limited in what he can say.
[21:32] Lammis
"Hello there" means "yes,"
and "too bad" is "no."
[21:36] Mikenne
Um, that stuff we ate so much
of was fried meat, right?
[21:42] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:44] Mikenne
His name is Short.
[21:46] Boxxo
Too bad.
[21:49] Mikenne
You mean, you understood
everything we were saying?
[21:54] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:57] Mikenne/Pell/Suco/Short
No way!
[22:02] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.