Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon The future of this fantasy world now lies in the hands of…a vending machine! Boxxo was once a human, until he died in an accident and was reincarnated as a sentient piece of machinery. While he can still hear and see, there’s no way for him to move by himself or speak more than his programmed phrases. How can he make the most of this strange new life? Season 1 E1 - The Vending Machine Travels Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] protagonist     Where am I? [00:10] protagonist     A lake? What am I doing at a lake? [00:13] protagonist     I was... [00:16] protagonist     That's right! [00:23] protagonist     Oh no! That vending machine's in trouble! [00:34] protagonist     I was sure I had died,     but it looks like I'm alive. [00:39] protagonist     Anyway, I need to... [00:40] protagonist     Huh? [00:42] protagonist     Huh? [00:43] protagonist     What, my body won't move?! [00:45] protagonist     Hey, somebody! [00:46] Boxxo     Hello there. [00:48] protagonist     Was that my voice just now? [00:50] protagonist     Wait, wait, calm down! [00:52] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [00:54] protagonist     That's my voice, all right! [00:56] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [00:58] protagonist     And I've heard these words countless times. SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup [01:03] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [01:05] protagonist     I'm a fan of any and all     vending machines ever made. [01:08] protagonist     Everyone knows it's my passion.     I'd never mistake that sound! [01:13] protagonist     This means... [01:15] protagonist     I've turned into a vending machine! SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine,     I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    The Vending Machine Travels [01:26] protagonist     Have I been reborn as a vending     machine after my death?! [01:31] protagonist     Oh, no way. [01:32] protagonist     No matter how gaga I was for them,     such a thing could never... [01:38] protagonist     W-Wonderful! [01:42] protagonist     No matter how you look at it,     I have to be a vending machine! [01:45] protagonist     My stuff is also reasonably priced! [01:48] protagonist     My white, perfectly rectangular body     is both elegant and functional! SIGN    Megumi Natural Water [01:53] protagonist     Never mind that! [01:55] protagonist     This is crazy, impossible! [01:56] protagonist     Being reborn as a vending machine is the worst! [01:59] protagonist     Or not. [02:01] protagonist     Being reborn as the thing I loved.     Could this be divine compassion? [02:06] protagonist     Well, at this point I am what I am. [02:09] protagonist     Honestly, that it doesn't bother me     much is the sad side of my fandom. [02:14] Boxxo     Hello there. [02:15] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [02:17] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [02:19] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [02:21] Boxxo     Too bad. [02:22] Boxxo     You win! [02:24] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [02:26] protagonist     That's everything I can say? [02:28] protagonist     I wonder what else I can do. [02:31] protagonist     You're a vending machine.     Believe. Assume the role. [02:34] protagonist     You've got to be able to operate yourself! [02:36] protagonist     Understand your own body! SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count      (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count [02:40] protagonist     Oh, in my brain... [02:41] protagonist     Uh, guess I don't have a brain. [02:43] protagonist     In my head, some text and numbers popped up. [02:46] protagonist     These are the goods I'm currently     selling. Only two types? SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count      (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count [02:50] audio guide     To change types, please spend points. SIGN     Keep Cold • Keep Warm [02:54] protagonist     Change? I can change what I'm selling? [02:57] protagonist     What points? Oh, where it says "PT"! [03:00] audio guide     Points are converted from money, [03:03] audio guide     and spending points enables the     replenishment and changing of goods, [03:07] audio guide     and the acquisition of new functions. [03:09] protagonist     That makes sense. [03:11] protagonist     I found out more by investigating further. [03:14] protagonist     Spending these point things not only     lets me keep items cold or warm, [03:18] protagonist     it also lets me do things like warm up     frozen food, and add hot water to cup ramen. [03:23] protagonist     I might as well try out my functions,     and check what other items I can sell. SIGN    Investigate SIGN    Sleep SIGN    Conserve Power SIGN    Inspect SIGN    Goods SIGN    Inventory SIGN    Status SIGN    (Cold)      Mineral Water SIGN    (Warm) Corn Soup SIGN    (Warm) Sweet Sake SIGN    (Warm) Canned Oden SIGN    (Cold) Milk Tea SIGN    (Warm) Milk Tea SIGN    (Cold)      Royal Milk Tea SIGN    (Warm)      Royal Milk Tea SIGN    (Cold) Plain Tea SIGN    (Warm) Plain Tea [03:29] protagonist     Oh! Looks like I have everything I would buy     from vending machines when I was alive! SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water     (Warm) Corn Soup     (Warm) Sweet Sake     (Warm) Canned Oden     (Cold) Milk Tea     (Warm) Milk Tea [03:34] protagonist     I'll try spending ten points,     and switch to cold milk tea. SIGN    Megumi Natural Water SIGN    Kocha Kadan [03:42] protagonist     Talk about convenient! SIGN     Keep Cold • Keep Warm [03:44] protagonist     ¥100 is good for the price. And it was     saying I can covert ¥100 into one point. SIGN         (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count     (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count     (Cold) Milk Tea ¥100 100-count [03:49] protagonist     Okay, might as well check     out my other functions! [03:52] protagonist     And while doing so,     I realized one important thing. [03:58] protagonist     My body does not run on electricity. [04:00] protagonist     It looks like I consume     points to power myself instead. [04:06] protagonist     One point an hour. SIGN    Hour SIGN    Point [04:07] protagonist     So, I consume 24 points a day. SIGN    Day SIGN    Points [04:10] protagonist     Which means I have to earn ¥2400 a day. SIGN    Yen SIGN    Point SIGN    Points SIGN    Yen [04:15] protagonist     I still have over 900 points,     so I can run for a month, SIGN     Keep Cold • Keep Warm [04:20] protagonist     so I'd better not waste any     points until my income is steady. [04:23] protagonist     Wait. [04:25] protagonist     Will any customers even come here? [04:33] protagonist     No one has come. SIGN    The Next Day [04:35] protagonist     All I'm doing is losing points! [04:37] protagonist     At this rate, nobody will ever show up,     and I'll just stop functioning! [04:45] protagonist     A frog? [04:46] protagonist     But it's about as big as a human, it's wearing     what looks like armor, and it's holding... [04:51] protagonist     I should probably be surprised, [04:53] protagonist     but turning into a vending     machine kind of one-ups this. [04:58] Boxxo     Hello there. [05:02] protagonist     Uh, um... [05:08] protagonist     Hey, stop that! SIGN    3 damage!      Durability decreased by 3. [05:11] audio guide     Three damage. Durability decreased by three. [05:15] protagonist     What's "durability"?! [05:16] audio guide     If durability is exhausted, the vending     machine will break and become unusable. [05:21] protagonist     So, it's like hit points in a game! [05:23] protagonist     How much do I have now?! SIGN    Durability SIGN    Toughness SIGN    Strength SIGN    Speed SIGN    Dexterity SIGN    Magic [05:25] protagonist     There it is! These must be my stats. [05:28] protagonist     Everything but durability     and toughness is at 0! [05:31] protagonist     Well, I guess a vending     machine wouldn't need those. [05:35] protagonist     Wait, magic power? [05:36] protagonist     Does magic exist in this world? [05:38] audio guide     Durability can be restored     by spending points. [05:42] protagonist     Oh, yeah?! In that case, I still have about     900 points. Maybe I can get through this. [05:49] protagonist     U-Uh-oh! I'm in it deep now! [05:51] protagonist     If I get hit with that thing... [05:53] protagonist     Maybe a function! [05:54] protagonist     Are there any good functions I can add?! [05:56] protagonist     Let's see. SIGN    Pour Hot Water [05:57] protagonist     "Pour hot water." SIGN    2L Support SIGN    Switch Design SIGN    Transaction Fanfare [05:59] protagonist     "Transaction fanfare." SIGN    Boxed Goods Support SIGN    Big Winner Roulette [06:01] protagonist     "Big winner roulette." SIGN    Change Paint Color [06:02] protagonist     I can't use any of these! SIGN    Vending Compartment Shock Absorber [06:03] protagonist     Isn't there some more groundbreaking     function that can get me out of this jam?! SIGN    Add Markings [06:07] audio guide     Two damage. Durability decreased by two. [06:09] protagonist     Damn it! I need something else! [06:10] audio guide     Four damage. Durability decreased by four. [06:14] protagonist     "Blessing"? What's this? SIGN    Blessing [06:16] audio guide     A special power granted by a god. [06:18] audio guide     You may acquire it without     spending a single point. [06:21] protagonist     I don't really understand,     but it's like magic, right? [06:25] protagonist     Okay, I choose that! SIGN    Visual Field Shift     Telepathy     Absorption     Robbery     Swordsmanship     Martial Arts     Bad Luck SIGN    ???     Relocation     Summoning     Necromancy     Pseudo-Life Creation      ???      ???      ??? SIGN    Erudition     Education     Memory Power     Durability     Originality     Taste Insensitivity     Makeup     Attentive Listening [06:27] protagonist     What would I do with swordsmanship     or martial arts?! SIGN    2 damage!      Durability decreased by 2. [06:30] protagonist     I can't move my limbs! SIGN    3 damage!      Durability decreased by 3. [06:31] protagonist     I don't even have limbs! SIGN    3 damage!      Durability decreased by 3. SIGN    5 damage!      Durability decreased by 5. [06:32] protagonist     What else is there?! SIGN    Barrier [06:34] audio guide     "Barrier." An invisible barrier     is deployed around you. [06:38] audio guide     You may choose what objects     can pass through it. [06:41] protagonist     That's the one! [06:49] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [06:53] protagonist     The invincible vending machine is born! [06:57] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. SIGN    Points reduced by 1. SIGN    Points reduced by 1. SIGN    Points reduced by 1. SIGN    Points reduced by 1.     Points reduced by 1.     Points reduced by 1.     Points reduced by 1.     Points reduced by 1. [07:01] protagonist     Wait a minute, I'm leaking     points like a sieve! [07:06] protagonist     I really think you guys     should give up! For reals! [07:14] protagonist     Whew, I made it. [07:17] protagonist     I might as well recover my durability. [07:22] protagonist     There, full recovery. [07:24] protagonist     I've got 311 points left. [07:26] protagonist     I'll still last over ten days,     but unless somebody buys something, [07:30] protagonist     my points will run out and     I'll stop functioning. [07:32] protagonist     What happens at that point? [07:34] protagonist     Will I die? [07:35] protagonist     What a tragic new life...     or operating time, I guess. [07:39] protagonist     Someone! [07:40] protagonist     Someone, please show up! SIGN    Several Days Later... [07:46] protagonist     I wish I could have sold something at least     once as a vending machine before dying. [07:50] Lammis     I know you're there! [08:01] Lammis     Huh? [08:02] Lammis     I had a feeling they were here. [08:05] Lammis     But I'm glad they're not! [08:07] Lammis     I'm so hungry, I've got no strength left! [08:12] Lammis     Why does this always happen to me? [08:14] Lammis     I even dropped my food bag. [08:17] Lammis     I'm sorry, Ma and Pa! [08:20] Lammis     I wasn't cut out to be a hunter! [08:23] protagonist     Hunter? What's that about? [08:25] Lammis     I need to defeat some     frog fiends for their meat. [08:27] Lammis     But my attacks don't hit when     I'm alone, and I'm exhausted! [08:32] Lammis     Maybe if I had some food at least. [08:35] Lammis     Wait, what's that? [08:40] Lammis     Looks too metally to be a stone monument. [08:44] Lammis     They're a strange shape, but are     those drinks behind that glass? SIGN    Megumi Natural Water [08:49] Lammis     And that looks like writing,     but I can't read it. [08:51] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:53] Lammas     Wh-What was that voice?!     Where'd it come from?! [08:55] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [08:58] Lammas     Is this box talking?! [09:00] Lammas     Coins? You mean money? [09:02] Lammas     I wonder if a copper coin'll work. [09:03] Lammas     I'm sure it at least needs to be silver. [09:06] Lammas     Don't tell me it's gold?! [09:08] Lammas     As if I even had any. [09:10] Lammas     Insert? In this narrow hole? [09:13] Lammas     And I'm not sure what this hollow     with the see-through cover is. [09:18] Lammas     Oh, I guess a copper coin     wasn't enough after all. [09:22] audio guide     That is an unsupported coin. [09:23] audio guide     If you acquire the coin conversion function,     you can accept it. [09:26] protagonist     For real?! H-H-Hold on a minute! [09:29] protagonist     There is is! I can afford 100 points. SIGN    Coin Conversion [09:33] protagonist     The numbers went higher, but that     doesn't mean I increased the prices. [09:36] Lammis     Huh? The numbers changed. [09:38] Lammis     One thousand owa?! [09:41] Lammis     That's a whole silver coin! [09:42] protagonist     So, this world's unit of     currency is called the "owa." [09:46] Lammis     That's expensive, but my belly needs food! [09:51] protagonist     There it is! [09:55] Lammis     It's shining! [09:56] Lammis     Maybe I have to press this! [10:00] Lammis     Well, there's a picture of soup on here! [10:03] Lammis     Whoa, what?! [10:05] Lammis     Something came out? [10:07] Lammis     It's not gonna eat my hand     if I reach in, right? [10:10] protagonist     I won't do that, so hurry and take it. [10:12] protagonist     I highly recommend this corn soup! [10:19] Lammis     Wow, that's so warm! SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup [10:21] Lammis     So, do you twist the lid? [10:24] Lammis     There! [10:26] Lammis     Smells good! [10:34] Lammis     What gives?! It's so tasty! [10:36] Lammis     It's worlds tastier than the     joint where I've been eating! [10:40] protagonist     What is this happiness? [10:43] protagonist     Pleasing someone this much makes me     feel blessed to be a vending machine. [10:49] Lammis     It's all gone already. [10:51] Lammis     I bet the other stuff in there's good, too. [10:54] Lammis     These clear ones're probably water. [10:57] Lammis     Which means I'd better try     that light brown drink, too. [11:02] protagonist     Looks like she took quite a     liking to the milk tea as well. [11:05] protagonist     After that, she bought three more     corn soups, along with a water. [11:10] protagonist     I earned six silver coins and     thirty coppers for a total of 6,300 owa. [11:15] protagonist     Which means I recovered 63 points. [11:23] protagonist     A full belly must have     broken the tension for her, [11:26] protagonist     because the hunter girl     ended up falling asleep. [11:29] protagonist     She's extremely vulnerable,     but also my best customer. [11:32] protagonist     I'll protect you with my     barrier, so don't you worry. [11:37] protagonist     Even trash removal is a snap! [11:39] protagonist     Looks like I'm a kindhearted vending     machine in this other world. [11:48] Lammis     Oh, I fell asleep. [11:52] Lammis     Good thing no monsters showed up. [11:55] Lammis     I'm down a lot of money, but my belly     and mind are in much better shape. [11:59] Lammis     Thanks a lot. [12:00] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [12:01] Lammis     Oh, uh, yes. And thank you, too. [12:05] Lammis     Um, you can talk? [12:11] Lammis     Maybe you can only say certain things. [12:15] Lammis     See, someone I know is inventing tools     with magical power inside them. [12:19] Lammis     I wonder if that's your deal, too. [12:22] Lammis     If that's right, I'd like it if     you said something. Anything. [12:26] Boxxo     Hello there. [12:28] Lammis     You understand me! [12:30] Lammis     I bet Hulemy would be impressed if she knew! [12:32] Lammis     Oh, I haven't told you my name. [12:35] Lammis     It's Lammis. [12:37] protagonist     Lammis. That has a mysterious ring to it. [12:40] Lammis     Oh, hey. If you like, why not say,     "Hello there," when you mean "yes," [12:44] Lammis     and something else when you mean "no"? [12:47] Boxxo     Too bad. [12:49] Lammis     Is that gonna work in place of "no"? [12:52] Boxxo     Hello there. [12:53] Lammis     "Yes," huh? Got it. [12:55] Lammis     Let's see. Can you tell me your name? [12:58] Boxxo     Too bad. [12:59] Lammis     Oh, okay. What are you doing here?     Do you have some important mission? [13:04] Boxxo     Too bad. [13:06] Lammis     This is just a guess... but are you lonely? [13:10] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:12] Lammis     That's what I thought. [13:15] Lammis     For some reason, you looked lonely. [13:17] Lammis     Would it be okay if I moved you? [13:20] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:21] Lammis     Oh, okay! [13:23] Lammis     Would you like to move from     here and meet Hulemy? [13:26] Lammis     I think you and she would hit it off. [13:29] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:30] Lammis     You're cool with it? [13:31] Lammis     Okay, pardon me real quick. [13:35] Lammis     Heave! [13:37] protagonist     You're kidding! I weigh 500 kilograms! [13:40] Lammis     You're a little heavy, but I can manage. [13:44] Lammis     Hup, hup! [13:53] protagonist     Thank you so much! [13:57] protagonist     Apparently, Lammis has the blessing     called "Blessing of Might." [14:01] protagonist     So, that explains her incredible strength. [14:07] Lammis     I'm going to take a short break here. [14:10] Lammis     Now I'm all hungry. [14:12] Lammis     Wonder if I can buy some     of that thick yellow soup. [14:15] protagonist     Corn soup isn't all that filling. [14:18] protagonist     How about something else? [14:20] protagonist     Oh, this looks good! [14:25] Lammis     Th-That surprised me! You suddenly glowed... [14:29] Lammis     Did your items change? [14:31] Lammis     Is that food, by chance? [14:33] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:35] Lammis     Oh, it is! [14:36] Lammis     It's the same price. Maybe I'll buy some. [14:47] Lammis     What's with this texture?! [14:49] Lammis     They're just salty, that's it. [14:51] Lammis     But I can't stop myself! [14:53] Lammis     I'm going through money like a sieve! [14:56] Lammis     But I can't stop! [14:58] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [15:00] protagonist     Thanks to that, I've recovered     up to 320 points. [15:04] protagonist     I'll try using those to change     the price of mineral water. SIGN    Mineral Water SIGN    owa [15:09] protagonist     I'd like to offer it for less,     but my life depends on it. [15:14] Lammis     Soon we'll reach the entrance of this stratum. [15:16] protagonist     Stratum? [15:17] Lammis     After that it's a village,     so we can take it easy. [15:25] Lammis     I'm back! [15:27] Karios     Lammis! [15:28] Gorth     You're unharmed! [15:30] Lammis     Karios, Gorth... [15:32] Lammis     Somehow I made it back alive. [15:35] Karios     We were worried, after your     group came back all but dead. [15:39] Lammis     I'm sorry. [15:41] Gorth     By the way, what's this? [15:43] Lammis     It's apparently a magic tool with its own     will. I brought it back from lakeside. [15:47] Lammis     It gives you items if you put money in it. [15:49] Karios     A magic tool? [15:51] Karios     I've never heard of such a thing,     here in the Clearflow Lake stratum. [15:56] Lammis     Should I not have brought it? [15:58] Gorth     I doubt it's any problem. [16:00] Karios     The way the dungeon works is, [16:02] Karios     whoever finds something lying around     in a stratum gets right of ownership. [16:08] protagonist     Dungeon? [16:09] protagonist     They've been talking about levels and such.     Are we inside some kind of labyrinth? [16:14] protagonist     But there's a sky. [16:16] Karios     Hey, can we buy stuff too if we pay? [16:19] Lammis     Yes, I think you can. [16:22] Lammis     Is that okay? [16:23] Boxxo     Hello there. [16:24] Gorth     It talked! [16:26] Karios     A magic tool that can talk. [16:29] Karios     You could get a high price for that, huh? [16:30] Lammis     I'm not selling him! He's going      with me to see Hulemy. [16:36] Karios     That crazy magic item engineer, huh? SIGN    Kocha Kadan [16:41] Karios     A silver coin, huh? [16:43] Karios     That's not cheap, but I'll have one of these. [16:47] Boxxo     Please insert coins. SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup [16:51] Karios     Well, I'll be! It's really good! [16:54] Gorth     So's this! [16:55] Karios     I'm gonna try some of this     fried-looking stuff! [16:57] Gorth     Let me have a little. [16:58] protagonist     In the end, they bought every item. [17:03] Karios     Being able to drink warm things     and cold things is the best! [17:06] Gorth     We lookouts have to stay here, so it'd be     great if you brought it by now and then. [17:10] Lammis     Sure! [17:11] protagonist     Business is looking up. [17:25] Lammis     Just now... [17:30] hooligan A     Quit makin' a fuss and wastin' our time. [17:34] hooligan B     It'll just make things worse for you. [17:38] hooligan A     What the hell're you doin'?! [17:40] Lammis     A bunch of nasty-looking dudes     ganging up on a helpless girl? [17:43] Lammis     That's a crime. [17:45] hooligan B     Well aren't we high and mighty. [17:47] hooligan B     You better be ready for this! [17:49] hooligan B     We won't hold back because you're a woman! [17:58] hooligan A     W-We'll let that be enough     of a lesson for today! [18:01] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [18:04] Lammis     Sure enough, my hits didn't land. [18:08] Lammis     Are you okay? [18:09] Lammis     They didn't hurt you? [18:10] Suori     Yes, I'm perfectly fine. [18:17] Lammis     Missus, I'm back! [18:20] missus     You're not hurt?! [18:22] missus     I was so worried! [18:23] Lammis     Sorry, missus. [18:27] Munami     Lammis! [18:30] Munami     You're alive?! You're not a corpse fiend?! [18:32] Lammis     I'm alive! I'm alive, Munami! [18:35] Munami     Do you know how much you worried me?! [18:40] Lammis     Sorry. [18:42] Munami     When I questioned the hunters,     they said they ran off and left you! [18:48] Munami     I badmouthed them to so many people, [18:51] Munami     they'll never make a living     in this village again. [18:55] Munami     By the way, what's that? [18:57] Lammis     Oh, I found him by the lake. [18:59] Munami     You brought back another weird thing? [19:01] Lammis     Th-This time it's different! [19:03] Lammis     He's very useful, and he     helped me out of a bind. [19:09] Lammis     Ayoomp! [19:11] Munami     You're going back to the     surface to show it to Hulemy? [19:14] Munami     Do you have money to pay the transfer circle? [19:18] Lammis     No, I do not. [19:21] protagonist     "Transfer circle."     Apparently that's a thing here. [19:25] protagonist     Incidentally, Lammis's lack of funds     is partially my fault. Sorry. [19:30] Munami     Okay, fine. You'll have to     work at our inn for a while. [19:34] Munami     Maybe we'll have this box sit     here and attract guests. [19:37] Munami     It can sell its contents, too.     Two birds with one stone, huh? [19:40] Boxxo     Hello there. [19:42] Munami     It really does speak. [19:45] Munami     Well, drum up business for us. [19:48] protagonist     Thus did I come to be located     in front of the inn. [19:53] protagonist     There's a sky, but this is apparently     a dungeon stratum called Clearflow Lake. [19:59] protagonist     People started talking about their novelty     and deliciousness, and my goods sold like mad. [20:04] protagonist     Then when night comes, Lammis carries     me and places me in front of the gate. [20:10] Karios     I'm thirsty, but I'm also finally     bored with all the drinks. [20:15] protagonist     That's because you're buying at     least five of them every day. [20:19] protagonist     Guess it's about time to change my stock. [20:22] protagonist     What's my current status? SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water 1,000 owa 130-count      (Warm) Corn Soup 1,000 owa 19-count      (Cold) Milk Tea 1,000 owa 24-count      Shaped Potato Chips 1,000 owa 36-count           Keep Cold • Keep Warm      Barrier [20:25] protagonist     Oh! After replenishing over and over,     and selling over 400 items, [20:29] protagonist     I have over 3,000 points! [20:30] protagonist     Okay, what to add? [20:34] protagonist     It's best to put the customer's needs first. [20:37] protagonist     So, I know! [20:43] Karios     The darn items have changed! [20:46] Karios     Three silver coins is steep, but if there's     new stuff to try, I have to spring for it! SIGN    Oden [20:53] Karios     Whoa, that's hot. [20:55] Karios     How do you open it? [20:57] Gorth     Hey, there are pictures drawn on it. [20:58] Gorth     Is that how to open it and eat what's inside? SIGN    Oden [21:01] protagonist     This became famous in a     certain "electric town." [21:03] protagonist     A kind and meticulous     explanation was added to it, SIGN    How to enjoy this product [21:06] protagonist     so even foreign tourists     can understand the product. [21:09] Karios     Ah, it opened. [21:11] Gorth     Sure smells good. [21:16] Karios     Wow, this is the stuff! [21:18] Karios     This might be my favorite! [21:20] Karios     I've never had these ingredients, and they're     steeped in a complex yet light flavor! [21:25] Karios     Damn! This makes me want strong drink! [21:27] Gorth     My turn! [21:28] Karios     Hey! I was just about to buy something else! [21:31] protagonist     That hooked them! Looks like I can     count on lots of canned oden sales! [21:37] protagonist     Several days passed. [21:39] protagonist     After that, word got around     about the canned oden, [21:42] protagonist     and it caused a bit of     a boom in the village. [21:46] protagonist     Must be because the weather     had recently turned colder. [21:49] protagonist     A new sports drink I had recently     stocked up on is also doing well. [21:54] protagonist     During the day, I make     canned oden unavailable. [21:56] protagonist     That's when the inn's restaurant does     peak business, so I try not to disrupt that. [22:01] protagonist     Instead, I help with pulling in guests. [22:07] protagonist     I think this is the girl     Lammis saved in the alley. [22:10] Suori     Uh... [22:11] Boxxo     Hello there. [22:12] Suori     I was going to talk first so I'd     have the negotiating advantage! [22:19] protagonist     Hey! [22:23] protagonist     What was that about? [22:26] protagonist     When evening comes,     Lammis carries me to the gate. [22:30] protagonist     She says carrying me in a     bear hug is inconvenient, [22:32] protagonist     so she purchased a wooden     frame that goes on her back. [22:39] Karios     I'm stuffed. [22:41] Lammis     I'm heading back now! [22:44] Lammis     An interesting guest came to the inn today. [22:47] Boxxo     Hello there. [22:48] Lammis     How were things over your way? [22:50] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [22:52] Lammis     Did you have fun, maybe? [22:56] Lammis     I hope someday you can do lots of talking. [22:59] Lammis     That's part of why I'll hurry and     save up so we can go see Hulemy. [23:04] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:06] Lammis     Don't thank me! [23:08] Lammis     I was the one you saved, Boxxo. [23:12] protagonist     Boxxo? [23:13] Lammis     It's a pain to go on calling you     "you," so what do you think? [23:17] Boxxo     You win! [23:18] Lammis     Great! Here's to the future, Boxxo! [23:22] protagonist     Being a vending machine in     another world is ridiculous, [23:27] protagonist     but there I was, starting to think     this wasn't such a bad life. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The King Frog Fiend Appears [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E2 - The King Frog Fiend Appears Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] protagonist     What? [00:02] protagonist     What, what, what, what, what?! [00:04] protagonist     What's the deal with this bear?! [00:11] Lammis     Morning, Boxxo! [00:13] Lammis     Huh? This is rare! The director of     the Hunters Association is here. [00:18] Boxxo     Hello there. [00:19] Director Bear     Ah, so you're the talk of     the village, the speaking magical tool. [00:25] protagonist     Director of the Hunters Association?! [00:28] Director Bear     You see, there's a plan to go     attack a frog fiend base soon. [00:32] Director Bear     I'd like the two of you to take part. [00:36] protagonist     There's a request I never saw coming. [00:38] Lammis     Huh? Boxxo can't fight. [00:41] Director Bear     I know. [00:42] Director Bear     I want him to provide food and     drinks while we're on the road. [00:47] Director Bear     Warm, ready-to-eat food would     be invaluable for hunters. [00:52] Director Bear     If you come along, we'll make     sure you're well guarded. [00:57] Lammis     What do you say, Boxxo?     Do you accept this job? [01:01] protagonist     Sounds like if we ignore the frog fiends, [01:03] protagonist     the village will be exposed to danger,     and that includes Lammis. [01:08] Boxxo     Hello there. [01:09] Lammis     Okay, count me in, too. [01:12] Director Bear     I appreciate it. SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    The King Frog Fiend Appears [02:46] protagonist     It's been three days since we     made our pact with Director Bear. [02:49] protagonist     Lammis and I were taking part in     the strike on the frog fiends. [02:53] protagonist     According to Director Bear,     the survival of the village is important, [02:56] protagonist     but the most important thing is that it     doesn't lose custody of its transfer circle. [03:01] protagonist     The transfer circle is apparently a magic     device that lets people come and go [03:05] protagonist     from this Clearflow Lake stratum     to other strata or the surface. [03:10] hunter A     Hey. [03:11] hunter B     A-Are they...? [03:12] hunter C     I'm sure of it. [03:14] Aka     Hey, Shiro. [03:15] Aka     It's that time of year again. [03:17] Shiro     It sure is, Aka. [03:19] Shiro     A lucrative time, so let's earn lots of money! [03:22] protagonist     Munami was saying frog fiends are     troublesome because in breeding season, [03:26] protagonist     they lay lots of eggs, so you get     a bunch of new adults all at once. [03:31] Aka     But the word is that there are more     frog fiends than usual this year. [03:36] Shiro     Is that so? [03:37] Shiro     Well, look at all these hunters. [03:39] Shiro     I doubt it'll be a problem. [03:45] someone     Hey, somebody help out here! [03:50] Kerioyl     Don't be so tense. [03:53] Kerioyl     We're here to guard you. [03:55] Kerioyl     No need to be afraid of the frog fiends. [03:58] Lammis     Right. [04:00] Kerioyl     So this is that box with a mind of its own? [04:03] Kerioyl     I heard lots about it in the village. [04:06] Lammis     He's Boxxo. If you put money in,      you can buy food or drinks. [04:10] Kerioyl     Hey, that's convenient. [04:12] Kerioyl     I might as well buy something     for the occasion. SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup SIGN    Oden [04:18] Kerioyl     Yeah, I'll make it this one with the     picture that looks like lomawa slices. SIGN    Early Afternoon Tea SIGN    Kocha Kadan [04:23] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [04:27] Kerioyl     Wow, it really talks! [04:30] Kerioyl     Must say, I'm impressed. [04:32] Kerioyl     I've never seen a container like this. [04:34] Kerioyl     There's no way this detailed picture     was drawn by hand, line by line. [04:39] Lammis     Well, I'm not really sure. [04:42] Lammis     Oh, and empty containers disappear,     so don't worry about trash. [04:46] Kerioyl     Seriously?! [04:47] Kerioyl     That just leaves the taste. [04:52] Kerioyl     Good stuff! [04:54] Kerioyl     It's even warm! Awesome! [04:57] Kerioyl     Hey, how does this stuff get refilled? SIGN    Early Afternoon Tea [05:00] Lammis     About that... Boxxo's never once been refilled. [05:04] Lammis     Even though he's sold hundreds     of items. Weird, huh? [05:09] Kerioyl     This box gets more and more interesting. [05:12] Kerioyl     Hey, Filmina! Come over here a minute! [05:15] Filmina     What is it, Captain Kerioyl? [05:18] protagonist     Stubble here is in charge? [05:21] protagonist     Which means the guards     must all work for him. [05:24] Kerioyl     Don't you know lots about magic     tools and ancient treasures? [05:28] Kerioyl     Have any idea what this Boxxo thing is? [05:42] Filmina     I don't sense any magical power. [05:44] Filmina     It just seems like an     inorganic block of iron. [05:47] protagonist     Well, yeah, I am a vending machine. [05:50] Kerioyl     Yeah, but stuff comes out of     it without any refills ever. [05:54] Kerioyl     Doesn't that mean the stuff's being transferred     or stored in some otherworldly space? [05:58] Filmina     Normally, yes, but there are blessings that      do things besides produce magical power. [06:04] Filmina     Not that a block of iron     could ever use blessings. [06:08] protagonist     But little do you know that I can use them. [06:11] Kerioyl     Must be some kind of nonstandard being. [06:14] Kerioyl     I don't get it, but I'm     grateful if it helps us out. [06:19] Kerioyl     Much appreciated, Boxxo. [06:22] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [06:24] Director Bear     Listen up! The sun will soon set! [06:27] Director Bear     We'll make our camp here! [06:29] various     Yes, sir! [06:30] protagonist     Now's my chance to make     some repeat customers! [06:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [06:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [06:39] protagonist     Yes, for the sake of this campaign,     I added a new function. [06:46] hunter C     This warms me to the core! [06:50] hunter D     This mysterious meat is a treat! [06:53] protagonist     Nights and mornings have     started getting pretty cold, [06:56] protagonist     so I added cup noodles to my inventory. [06:59] hunter E     This is great! [07:03] Shui     This! And this! And this! [07:06] Shui     It's all so good! [07:08] protagonist     That's one of the guard girls. [07:11] protagonist     She eats a lot for being so small. [07:14] Lammis     Your appetite's incredible. [07:16] Shui     I'm just getting started. [07:20] Lammis     My name's Lammis. Nice to meet you. [07:24] Shui     I'm Shui. Well met. [07:27] Director Bear     May I join you? [07:29] Lammis     Oh, Director. [07:31] Director Bear     I want to talk to you about tomorrow. [07:34] Director Bear     It'll take about three hours from     here to reach the frog fiend den. [07:38] Director Bear     You're here to provide food, [07:41] Director Bear     so I want you to decide whether to wait     here or come with us to the battlefield. [07:50] Lammis     I'm technically a hunter, so I have      no problem going into battle. [07:55] Lammis     But Boxxo, you don't want to get     dragged into battle, correct? [07:59] Boxxo     Too bad. [08:00] Lammis     Huh? You're okay with being in the fight? [08:02] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:04] Lammis     All right. [08:05] Lammis     Director, Boxxo and I will join the battle. [08:10] Director Bear     I'll be counting on you. [08:17] protagonist     I'll protect Lammis. Just you watch. [08:20] protagonist     She's my first customer in this     world and my first friend! [08:30] Lammis     It's so humid! [08:35] Lammis     Poor footing, too. [08:37] Shui     The ground's all muddy. [08:42] Director Bear     They're up ahead! Charge! [08:49] Aka     Captain! [08:50] Kerioyl     Here they come. [08:55] Kerioyl     We get paid extra for the number we put down! [08:57] Kerioyl     Get fired up, guys! [08:59] Shui     Yes, sir! [08:59] Shiro     You got it! [09:00] Lammis     Boxxo, let's do this together! [09:03] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:04] protagonist     But Lammis was saying she's bad at     landing hits. I wonder if this'll work. [09:15] Lammis     Huh? I hit it? [09:17] Lammis     Did I defeat that one? [09:19] protagonist     Looks like having me on her back balanced     her and made it easier to connect! [09:26] Lammis     That hit because of you, Boxxo! Thanks! [09:30] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:31] protagonist     Nothing makes me happier than     to help her, even indirectly. [09:44] Filmina     O water, form swirls and pierce! [09:55] Kerioyl     It's not natural for so     many enemies to pop up. [09:58] Kerioyl     This is startin' to seem fishy. [10:01] Kerioyl     Group up, people! If you go off on your own,     that might be the end of you! [10:06] protagonist     This looks like real trouble! [10:08] Filmina     Isn't this more than we can handle, captain? [10:12] Kerioyl     You can whine later. [10:13] Kerioyl     If it comes down to it, I don't     care if you abandon the pork wagon. [10:16] Kerioyl     Now, come and get us! [10:21] Lammis     Shui! Thanks! [10:23] Shui     That was easy enough! [10:26] Lammis     Look out! [10:28] Lammis     No! [10:33] Shui     What's this light? Is it your power? [10:36] Lammis     I-It's not. [10:38] Shui     Then who put up this wall of light? [10:41] protagonist     That was close. [10:43] protagonist     I'd like to widen my field     of view some, after all. SIGN    Omnidirectional Vision [10:47] protagonist     There it is! It's 1,000 points, but I'd rather     spend the points than not have it. [10:52] protagonist     Oh! My field of vision just opened up! [10:55] Lammis     Boxxo, tell me if an     enemy comes up behind us! [10:59] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [11:01] Lammis     Got it. If you say "You might win,"      that means there's an enemy? [11:06] Boxxo     Hello there. [11:07] Kerioyl     You're not bad, you know. [11:09] Kerioyl     Your destructive power and     parrying skills are impressive. [11:13] Lammis     Don't say that. You're making me blush. [11:15] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [11:17] Lammis     Don't you heap on the praise too, Boxxo! [11:17] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [11:19] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [11:20] protagonist     No, I mean there are enemies! [11:26] Kerioyl     What's this blue light? A blessing of yours? [11:30] Lammis     Nope. This is Boxxo's power. [11:33] Kerioyl     Boxxo's? [11:35] Kerioyl     Well, well... [11:37] protagonist     That's an up-to-no-good look. [11:40] protagonist     Time to upgrade him to     "potentially dangerous." [11:43] Kerioyl     I think I'd like to get in good with Boxxo. [11:46] protagonist     Stubble, your request is denied. [11:54] Kerioyl     Looks like this place is nearly dealt with. [11:57] Kerioyl     You guys, be sure to cut off those tongues. [11:59] Kerioyl     We'll hand them over to     the association later. [12:02] Filmina     Do some of them yourself, Captain. [12:05] Filmina     This is all gooey and gross. [12:08] Kerioyl     I'm the captain because I don't want     to deal with that sort of mess. [12:12] Shui     Tyrant! [12:13] Aka     No fair! [12:14] Shiro     Our pay's too low! [12:15] Aka     Boo! [12:15] Kerioyl     You guys have got some serious guts. [12:16] Shiro     Boo! [12:20] protagonist     I'm surprised by how comfortable     they are with each other. [12:23] Kerioyl     So, what to do next? [12:26] Kerioyl     This isn't bad for earnings, but we could     always step it up and head for the front lines. [12:33] Filmina     Our duty is still to guard     Miss Lammis and Boxxo. [12:38] Kerioyl     Yeah, but Vice Captain Filmina... [12:42] Kerioyl     The more money we make now,     the easier it'll be to run the group. [12:46] Kerioyl     There might even be a bonus in     it for you guys, so it's a shame if we don't go. [12:51] Kerioyl     Truly a shame. [12:53] Filmina     All right. Let's go help on the front lines. [12:57] Filmina     But only if Miss Lammis consents. [13:01] Kerioyl     Yeah, I hear you! [13:03] Kerioyl     Spend all your time worrying over details,     and it'll give you more wrinkles. [13:07] Kerioyl     Let's just take it easy. [13:10] protagonist     Vice Captain Filmina,     feel free to take a swing at him. [13:14] Filmina     On that note, what say you, Miss Lammis? [13:18] Kerioyl     Let's go! Let's fight! [13:22] Kerioyl     I bet you want some combat action too, right? [13:25] Kerioyl     That's cold. [13:26] Lammis     Well... [13:28] Lammis     If they're having a hard time     at the front, I'd like to help! [13:32] Kerioyl     That's a wise decision. [13:35] Lammis     You okay with that, Boxxo? [13:37] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:45] Kerioyl     Takes care of them! [13:47] wounded guy     Shit... [13:49] wounded guy     Ow... [13:50] Lammis     We've got to carry all     our wounded in the wagon. [13:53] Lammis     You okay? [13:55] wounded A     Y-Yeah. [13:56] protagonist     I don't like not being able     to help at times like this. [14:01] protagonist     Can't I do something? [14:02] protagonist     I know! [14:07] Shui     What's this? [14:08] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [14:10] Lammis     You want to give that to our wounded? [14:13] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:14] protagonist     I'll at least provide some sports drinks. [14:17] Lammis     Feel free to drink as much as you like. [14:20] wounded B     Sure. [14:21] wounded B     Thank you. [14:25] wounded B     That's good! [14:26] wounded C     Yeah, a life saver. [14:27] Lammis     Way to go, Boxxo! [14:29] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [14:31] Director Bear     Thanks for the help, Kerioyl. [14:34] Director Bear     Just what I'd expect from     the Menagerie of Fools. [14:37] protagonist     Menagerie of Fools?     That's a weird name for a group. [14:41] Kerioyl     We had too much time on our hands. [14:44] Kerioyl     Maybe you didn't need the help? [14:45] Director Bear     I appreciate the cooperation. [14:48] Director Bear     Thanks to that, we managed to subdue them. [14:51] Director Bear     However, there were easily more than     twice as many frog fiends as expected. [14:56] Kerioyl     I can only think of one reason. [15:00] Lammis     What does it mean? [15:03] Director Bear     This is merely speculation, but there's a     good chance a king frog fiend has arisen. [15:08] Lammis     A king frog fiend?! [15:10] protagonist     What's that? [15:12] protagonist     Sounds strong, based on the name. [15:14] Director Bear     Kerioyl, you've been asked to act as guards, [15:18] Director Bear     but if a king frog fiend has     appeared, that changes things. [15:22] Director Bear     My only choice is to ask for your assistance. [15:25] Kerioyl     Sure, leave it to Menagerie of Fools. [15:30] Director Bear     I appreciate that. [15:32] Director Bear     Lammis, can I ask you both to remain here [15:34] Director Bear     and provide food for the     wounded and the hunters? [15:38] Lammis     Sure! Boxxo and I have it covered! [15:46] hunter A     Hey! Could someone come     help tend to the wounded? [15:49] Lammis     I'll do it! [15:51] Lammis     Boxxo, I'll leave you alone for a bit.      Don't cry because you're lonely! [15:56] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [15:58] Lammis     What gives? [16:00] Lammis     Don't look at me later if you do get lonely. [16:03] protagonist     We might look like lovers if I were     flesh and blood, but I'm inorganic. [16:11] Gugoyle     Now, then... [16:13] protagonist     Who's this guy? [16:17] protagonist     Whoa, whoa, whoa!     Are you trying to steal my money?! [16:19] Boxxo     Hello there. [16:21] Gugoyle     L-Listen, you! [16:22] Gugoyle     Keep quiet if you don't     want to get destroyed! [16:26] Gugoyle     That's more like it. [16:32] Gugoyle     Hot! [16:35] protagonist     How about some red-hot corn soup? [16:38] Gugoyle     Screw you, you dumbass box! [16:42] Gugoyle     I'll bust you open! [16:47] Lammis     What do you think you're doing to Boxxo? [16:50] Gugoyle     S-Stop it! [16:55] Lammis     Don't cause any more trouble. [16:59] protagonist     You reap what you sow. [17:15] hunter C     It's the king frog fiend!     What the hell's it doing over here?! [17:19] hunter D     And it looks pissed! [17:21] hunter E     Retreat! All hands, retreat! [17:22] Boxxo     Too bad. Too bad. [17:24] Lammis     Y-You're right. I need to calm down. [17:27] Lammis     Boxxo, let's get out of here too! [17:30] wagoner     Shit! The unasusu are rooted to the spot! [17:33] wounded A     They must be afraid of that thing! [17:35] wounded A     Come on, move! [17:42] Lammis     It'll be okay. [17:47] protagonist     That's what I thought she'd do. [17:50] wounded D     Wh-Why'd you let them run off?!     Are you telling us to die?! [17:54] Lammis     I'll pull it in their place! [18:00] wounded A     Say what?! [18:01] wagoner     We're moving! [18:05] protagonist     Now what? What should I do?! [18:07] protagonist     Just withstand its attacks with a barrier?! [18:11] protagonist     But while I might be able to save Lammis,     I can't also save the wounded! [18:19] protagonist     Don't I have some way to slow it down?! [18:22] protagonist     Some item that will buy     time or get in its way?! [18:26] protagonist     Damn it, something! Something! SIGN    Apple Juice     Orange Juice     Apple Juice     Orange Juice     Grape Juice     Pineapple Juice     Tomato Juice     Honey Lemon     Energy Drink     Soda Pop     Ramune     Cola     Diet Cola     Zero Calorie Cola [18:29] protagonist     Wait a minute! I can use this! [18:38] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [18:39] Lammis     What? Are you saying to use that item? [18:43] Boxxo     Hello there. [18:45] Lammis     You must have some plan! [18:48] wounded A     I don't get it, but I'll take this! [18:50] protagonist     Now to buy a new function: form change! [19:01] Lammis     Huh?! Boxxo's all rounded now! [19:03] protagonist     That makes it sound like my     personality was too harsh... [19:10] Lammis     You want me to take this too, right? [19:13] protagonist     So far, so good. Now comes the hard part. [19:16] protagonist     How do I get her to understand? [19:19] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [19:21] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [19:23] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [19:23] Lammis     I need to put in coins, even after      all this stuff came out?! [19:27] Boxxo     Too bad. [19:28] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [19:30] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [19:31] Lammis     Wh-What do you mean?! [19:33] protagonist     To say I'm not explaining     enough is an understatement. [19:36] protagonist     But there's nothing else I can do! [19:40] wounded A     Lammis, maybe it's broken! [19:44] Lammis     That's not true! [19:45] Lammis     I'm sure Boxxo is desperately     trying to tell me something! [19:50] protagonist     She believes in me, and she's     trying to piece it together! [19:53] protagonist     Lammis trusts me this much, but still... [19:56] Lammis     So I don't put coins in here? [20:03] Gugoyle     What is that?! Untie my ropes! [20:06] Gugoyle     I don't plan on dying with you guys! [20:08] wounded D     Shut up! [20:10] Gugoyle     What's this paper? [20:12] Gugoyle     C-Can't breathe! Water, water! [20:15] wounded C     Drink some of this! [20:20] Lammis     Maybe... [20:26] wounded A     What?! It blew up! [20:28] wounded C     My eyes sting! [20:29] protagonist     Yes! This is the phenomenon that     went viral on video sharing sites! [20:34] protagonist     If you put a specific candy into cola,     the contents will gush out all at once! [20:39] Lammis     I get it! Just put this candy into here! [20:42] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:44] Lammis     Everyone help out! [20:49] Lammis     Ready! [20:50] wounded A/B/C/D     Ready! [20:55] Lammis     Get it right in the eyes! [21:01] Kerioyl     So this is where it was! [21:02] Director Bear     Lend Lammis and Boxxo a hand! [21:05] Filmina     Understood. [21:05] Shui     On it! [21:15] wounded     Yeah! [21:15] Lammis     We did it! [21:18] wounded A     It was thanks to you, Boxxo! [21:20] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [21:25] Director Bear     Lammis, rein it in a little.     I was scared to death. [21:30] Lammis     I'm sorry, Director. [21:32] Director Bear     Well, it was our error that     exposed your group to danger. [21:38] Director Bear     I apologize. [21:39] Lammis     N-Not at all! I'm the one who's     sorry for going out on a limb! [21:44] protagonist     The bear and the girl are     busily bowing to each other. [21:48] protagonist     It's a surreal, but heartwarming sight. [21:51] Director Bear     Well done, everyone! Let's head for home. [21:55] Director Bear     But until we reach the village,     the campaign continues. [21:59] Director Bear     Stay on your toes. [22:00] Lammis/hunters     Yes, sir! [23:34] Boxxo     Thank you very much. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Rebuilding [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [23:39] ---      E3 - Rebuilding Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] protagonist     We finished our battle with the frog fiends,     and returned to the village. [00:05] protagonist     No unusual events transpired     on our way home, but... [00:11] Kerioyl     Hey! [00:15] Lammis     The village! [00:18] Director Bear     Everyone, I'm sorry. I know you're tired. [00:21] Director Bear     But it looks like there's     one more thing we must do. [00:27] Lammis     Munami, missus... [00:30] protagonist     She's known them far longer     than me, so for her this is... [00:35] protagonist     There must be some way to let     her know what I'm thinking! [00:39] Boxxo     Forward-to-there, insert coins. [00:41] Lammis     Boxxo? [00:43] Boxxo     Thank you-look-to-there-coins. [00:48] Boxxo     Forward to there, insert coins. [00:51] Lammis     Forward? Look there? [00:54] Lammis     You're right! We won't know     anything if we don't go look! SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    Rebuilding [02:33] protagonist     It looks like something     got dragged through here. [02:35] protagonist     But what? [02:37] Lammis     The inn! [02:38] Lammis     Is the inn okay?! [02:42] Lammis     No... This is terrible! [02:46] Lammis     Munami! Missus! [02:48] protagonist     Uh-oh! She might go running inside! [02:51] Boxxo     You-might-too bad. [02:53] Lammis     Boxxo! [02:58] Lammis     Sorry, Boxxo. You're telling      me to calm down. [03:02] Lammis     And if there's no answer, it might     mean they evacuated somewhere. [03:06] Boxxo     Hello there. [03:07] Lammis     Let's see, at a time like     this they'd go to... [03:10] Lammis     Oh, the Hunters Association! [03:17] Karios     Hey! Lammis and Boxxo! [03:19] Lammis     Karios! Gorth! [03:22] Karios     You guys are safe and sound too! [03:24] Gorth     Can't beat that. [03:25] Lammis     Um, where are those two? [03:27] Karios     Oh, don't worry! They're inside. [03:30] Lammis     Th-Thank goodness! [03:32] Gorth     This is where the transfer circle is.      It's fully defended. [03:37] protagonist     Of course. This village was     built inside a dungeon, [03:40] protagonist     so maybe it's no surprise they     have all these defenses. [03:44] Munami     Lammy! Welcome back! [03:46] Lammis     Munami! Missus! [03:48] missus     Well, what a heck of a day today was. [03:50] Munami     Did you two get hurt? [03:52] Lammis     Nope! I'm fine! [03:54] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [03:57] protagonist     These people I see every day... [03:59] protagonist     I've only lived here for a few weeks,     but I already don't want to lose any of them. [04:04] protagonist     I feel that all the more because     I've already died once. [04:09] protagonist     All goods are on me today! [04:11] protagonist     It's a steal! [04:19] protagonist     This two-headed snake monster is apparently     a natural enemy of the frog men. [04:30] Shui     All the fat makes it yummy! [04:33] protagonist     But they eat the monsters they defeat! [04:35] protagonist     I'm not sure whether to call this     world's people wild or resilient. [04:41] protagonist     This free giveaway means there are     some brand new faces in line. [04:46] protagonist     A new type of alcoholic beverage     is selling like crazy, [04:48] protagonist     with potato chips and oden as accompaniment. SIGN    Oden [04:53] protagonist     The free stuff ends after tonight! [04:56] protagonist     Tomorrow, I'm going to make loads of money! [05:01] Lammis     Boxxo! [05:03] Lammis     Are you drinking? [05:05] Lammis     We've been through a lot since we went on     that expedition, but it sure was rewarding! [05:13] Boxxo     Hello there. [05:14] Lammis     You know what? I'm happy. [05:20] Lammis     Super happy that everyone's still alive, [05:24] Lammis     but also really happy to see     everyone gather to you. [05:32] Lammis     It makes me think... at some point,     you became a necessary part of this place. [05:39] Lammis     And that makes me happy, so happy... [05:47] protagonist     So, that's what she's been thinking. [05:49] protagonist     She really is a nice girl. [05:53] protagonist     Good night, Lammis. [05:55] protagonist     And here's to tomorrow. [05:58] protagonist     The merchants are as busy as can     be getting their shops ready. [06:03] protagonist     There will be lots of carpenters     around and hunters on guard duty. [06:07] protagonist     That much I expect. [06:09] protagonist     And Lammis was summoned by Director Bear. [06:12] protagonist     I just hope her assessment as a hunter     improved as a result of that expedition. [06:17] Lammis     Listen, Boxxo! [06:19] Lammis     I got a personal request from the director! [06:22] Lammis     Incredible, huh! [06:23] Boxxo     Hello there. [06:24] Lammis     Check it out! It's for rubble removal! [06:27] protagonist     Of course it is. [06:30] Lammis     Munami! Missus! [06:32] Lammis     I'm here to help! [06:34] Munami     So you are, Lammy! [06:36] missus     This'll be a huge help. [06:39] Boxxo     Hello there. [06:41] young hunter A     This is the site? [06:42] young hunter A     Oh, there's the box with a mind of its own. [06:45] young hunter B     Great! We're in luck. [06:46] young hunter C     And the pay is good, so we'll buy tons— [06:54] Lammis     This is full, so I'll go dump it! [06:59] protagonist     Because of that Blessing of Might,     Lammis apparently used to be a screw-up, [07:03] protagonist     and her colleagues treated     her like a nuisance. [07:06] protagonist     Maybe if she'd been given enough     of this simple manual labor, [07:09] protagonist     they'd have thought better of her. [07:11] Kerioyl     Oh, Lammis. Hard at work, I see! [07:14] Kerioyl     I've come to deliver a bribe to     you hard-working youngsters. [07:15] young hunter B     This guy's... [07:16] young hunter A     Yeah. [07:18] Kerioyl     Choose whatever you like     from Boxxo. It's on me. [07:22] Kerioyl     Naturally, that goes for you ladies as well. [07:25] Lammis     Your treat? Then I'll have this and this! [07:28] Munami     Lammy, at times like this you should     choose the most expensive things. [07:32] missus     In that case, I'll have about a hundred     stewed items for snacking purposes. [07:35] Kerioyl     W-Well, that's... [07:38] Kerioyl     Actually, Lammis. Would you     care to join our menagerie? [07:43] Kerioyl     That goes for Boxxo too, of course. [07:45] Lammis     I would not. [07:47] Kerioyl     O-Oh... [07:49] young hunter A     Hey, why'd you refuse? [07:52] young hunter A     It's an invitation to     the Menagerie of Fools! [07:54] Lammis     Because we're rebuilding right now,     so we need all the help we can get. [08:02] Acowi     You must be Mister Boxxo,     the box with a mind of its own? [08:06] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:08] Acowi     May I take that as a "yes"? [08:11] Lammis     Boxxo, what's up? [08:13] Lammis     Uh, who might you be? [08:15] Acowi     I am Acowi, from the Exchange House. [08:19] Acowi     Standing behind me here     is my assistant, Gocguy. [08:22] Gocguy     Nice to meet you. [08:24] Acowi     We've come here because we received word     this stratum is low on silver coins. [08:30] protagonist     Whoever could be hoarding silver coins? [08:33] protagonist     Disgraceful. [08:34] Lammis     Oh, that's because Boxxo gets paid     practically only with silver coins! [08:38] protagonist     Lammis, shush! [08:40] Acowi     That's what I suspected. [08:41] Acowi     In that case, I have a     proposal for Mister Boxxo. [08:44] Acowi     We're brought about a hundred gold coins. [08:47] Acowi     Could you exchange them for the     silver coins you've saved up? [08:50] protagonist     Exchange, huh? [08:51] protagonist     I do believe one gold coin     is worth 100 silver? [08:54] protagonist     And I'd say one gold coin is     worth ¥100,000 Japanese yen. [08:57] protagonist     That's quite a lot of money! [08:59] Acowi     What do you say? [09:00] Boxxo     Too bad. [09:01] Acowi     That means you cannot accept? [09:03] protagonist     I want to do the exchange, [09:05] protagonist     but this vending machine isn't     equipped with an exchange function. [09:08] Lammis     Oh! Maybe if you buy something with     a gold coin, you'll get change! [09:15] protagonist     The first gold coin I've had in me! [09:23] Acowi     This will work! Let's keep purchasing! [09:26] Gugoyle     Damn! I got put through the     wringer thanks to him! [09:30] Acowi     Any more might be an imposition on     Mister Boxxo, so we will stop here. [09:40] Acowi     We will be back another day     to make more purchases. [09:44] Acowi     I look forward to doing business then. [09:45] Lammis     Boxxo, you're so rich! [09:48] Lammis     Better watch out so nobody robs you. [09:51] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:55] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [09:57] Shimelai     Yeah, yeah! [09:59] Shimelai     Come on, come on! SIGN    Vending SIGN    yen [10:02] Shimelai     Seven, seven... [10:04] Shimelai     Six! [10:06] Shimelai     No way! [10:08] Boxxo     Too bad. [10:10] protagonist     I'm finally able to use this bit of     speech for its intended purpose. [10:15] protagonist     I added the digital lottery function! [10:18] protagonist     Since I installed this,     I've made close to 30% more sales! [10:21] Shimelai     Calm down, just calm down.     I'll make this the last one! [10:26] Shimelai     The chances of winning a water are high! [10:29] Shimelai     I wager my whole gambling     life on this one shot! [10:33] Yumite     What are you doing, old man? [10:37] Yumite     That bad old habit of yours is back. [10:40] Yumite     You don't remember what today is, do you? [10:43] Shimelai     I remember! I do! [10:47] Lammis     Sorry, Boxxo! [10:49] Lammis     I sent a letter to Hulemy,     but there's been no reply. [10:52] Lammis     She's probably still hanging     around in a stratum somewhere. [10:55] Lammis     So do you mind waiting here     until she contacts me?! [10:58] Boxxo     Hello there. [11:00] Director Bear     Are you busy right now? [11:01] Lammis     Director! [11:02] Director Bear     I have something to discuss. Could you      come to the Association? [11:08] Director Bear     As I told Lammis before,     you both did well on the campaign. [11:13] Director Bear     Without the two of you, [11:15] Director Bear     there's a good chance the situation     would have gone from bad to worse. [11:18] Director Bear     I thank you. [11:20] Director Bear     By the way, Boxxo. I have a     favor to ask, if it's possible. [11:25] Director Bear     Would you mind leaving the     room for this, Lammis? [11:28] Lammis     I guess not. [11:30] Lammis     Can I wait downstairs? [11:32] Director Bear     Please. I'll send for you once we're done. [11:36] Lammis     Yes, sir. [11:40] Director Bear     Recent developments have seen quite a     few hoping to migrate to the village. [11:44] Director Bear     But a population increase brings     with it a range of issues. [11:47] Director Bear     I very much hope you'll help     out with any food shortfalls, [11:51] Director Bear     but right now it's a matter of hygiene     that has me tearing out my fur. [11:55] Director Bear     We bear fiends don't have much in the way     of physical desire outside breeding season, [12:00] Director Bear     but humans are not so orderly. [12:03] Director Bear     Diseases often end up spreading, which would      delay reconstruction efforts. [12:07] protagonist     Aha, so that's why he wanted     Lammis to leave the room. [12:12] protagonist     I mean hey, that's just     part of human behavior. [12:15] Director Bear     Shirley, please come in. [12:22] Shirley     Nice to meet you. My name is Shirley. [12:25] protagonist     Wow, she's pretty! [12:28] Shirley     It would be a delight for the     village to grow more energized. [12:33] Shirley     And if we tighten regulations     to deal with the hygiene issues, [12:37] Shirley     that then creates other problems. [12:39] protagonist     One thing comes to mind,     for preventing such diseases. [12:42] protagonist     But will they be able to understand it? [12:46] protagonist     Well, might as well show them and see. [12:51] Director Bear     So this is how you go about     changing your products. SIGN    OUTLET [12:58] Director Bear     What might this box be? [13:00] Director Bear     Is this your secret plan, Boxxo? SIGN    Firm Fit [13:03] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:04] Shirley     Ten silver coins. That isn't cheap. SIGN    OUTLET [13:11] Shirley     You tear open this little notched bag      and take out what's inside? [13:16] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    Healthy! Family Planning [13:17] Shirley     My... what a strange material. [13:20] Shirley     It's interesting how it     stretches and contracts. [13:23] Shirley     There's slimy liquid on one side. [13:26] protagonist     What's this immoral mood I'm in? [13:30] Director Bear     I have no idea how to use it. [13:31] Director Bear     There was some paper in the box, though. [13:34] Shirley     I shall take a look. [13:37] Shirley     Ah, so that's how it works. [13:39] Shirley     Good thing it's easy to understand,     thanks to this diagram. [13:43] Shirley     This is indeed a wonderful product. [13:46] Shirley     It should protect against diseases. [13:49] Shirley     Let's purchase a large amount, and     distribute them in the entertainment quarter. [13:56] protagonist     I made lots of sales. [13:57] Lammis     Boxxo, your body feels a little hot.      Did something happen? [14:02] protagonist     There's a girl who shows     up in the afternoon. [14:05] protagonist     I had been overlooking her     little bouts of mischief. [14:11] protagonist     But this time, no way. [14:14] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [14:16] Suori     You rude thing! D-Do you     have any idea who I am?! [14:21] Suori     Break that thing! Break it! [14:23] MIB A     My, my. Miss Suori's tomboyish     antics are so troublesome. [14:28] protagonist     As per usual, the girl showed up again. [14:32] Suori     Father, you said you'd come home today. [14:35] Suori     Liar. [14:41] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:45] Suori     I can have this? [14:47] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [14:51] Suori     U-Um... [14:53] Suori     Thank you. [14:55] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [15:03] Lammis     I wish I had your figure, Shirley! [15:07] Shirley     Thank you. [15:09] protagonist     It's not like anyone's going     to get on my case for gawking, [15:13] protagonist     but I'm glad I'm not flesh and blood! [15:15] Lammis     Boxxo, could you sell me the usual? SIGN    Men's Underwear [15:25] Lammis     This liquid hair cleaner! [15:28] Lammis     It's great stuff, the way it     makes hair unbelievably glossy! [15:31] protagonist     Yes! That's why I've been installed here! [15:34] protagonist     I'd like to emphasize it wasn't     because I wanted it this way! [15:38] tanuki     I've been shedding like crazy lately. [15:41] fox     Because your new coat's      growing in, right? [15:43] tanuki     Yeah, but I ache so much, I can't stand it. [15:46] fox     Yeah, it's almost mating season! [15:48] tanuki     Oh, Boxxo's here today! [15:50] tanuki     I'll stock up on fur wash. [15:52] fox     Me too. [15:53] tanuki     If I can improve my coat with this,      all the males will notice! [15:57] fox     Turns out the scent is irresistible! [16:00] fox     My boyfriend got all hot and bothered before,      even though it wasn't mating season! [16:05] protagonist     Only in the bathhouse... [16:05] tanuki     You serious? That's awesome! [16:09] protagonist     Putting one's hand on one's hip is so universal,     they even do it in other worlds. [16:15] Lammis     That hits the spot right after a bath! [16:18] Shirley     A cold one for me too, Boxxo. [16:21] Shirley     Make it the brown kind today. [16:23] Lammis     That faint sweetness is just the best! [16:26] protagonist     Sure enough, after a bath it's got to be     either fruit-flavored or coffee-flavored milk. [16:30] protagonist     In a bottle, of course. [16:32] protagonist     That's nonnegotiable in a bathhouse! SIGN    Vending SIGN    yen [16:34] May     Grandpa, what are these numbers? [16:37] Shimelai     They change when you buy something. [16:39] Shimelai     If they all end up as the same number,     you can get another one for free. [16:43] Shimelai     And they say if you win here,     it can make you happy all day. [16:49] May     I want to try! [16:51] Shimelai     Let's try it, then. [16:52] Shimelai     By the way, what I recommend     for you is water. [16:55] May     Okay, I'll try that! [16:57] mother     I'm glad I got up the nerve to come see you. [17:01] mother     I'm sorry for being such     a bad daughter, Mom. [17:04] Yumite     For a parent, the worst thing a     child can do is die before them. SIGN    Vending SIGN    yen [17:12] May     Yes! I only need one more, right? [17:15] Shimelai     This is the one that never hits. SIGN    Vending SIGN    yen [17:17] May     Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! [17:22] May     I got a seven! I did it! [17:24] Shimelai     Wh-What?! [17:28] Shimelai     May, hurry and decide or you'll run out     of time to get something for free. [17:33] May     Okay, this! [17:36] May     This is for you, Grandpa! [17:38] Shimelai     You're giving it to me? [17:41] Shimelai     Thank you. [17:43] Shimelai     Ah, but the day's almost over. It'll only make      you happy for a little while. What a waste. [17:49] May     So what? [17:51] May     I've been happy all day today,     since I got to see you and Grandma! [17:56] May     That's why it's not a waste! [18:02] Shimelai     You're right. [18:05] protagonist     Was it a coincidence or not     that May hit the jackpot? [18:06] May     Bet it tastes good, Grandpa. [18:08] Shimelai     Bet it does. [18:09] protagonist     That's something best left unsaid. [18:16] Director Bear     Boxxo, I heard you can use "mimicry"     to blend in with your surroundings. [18:21] Director Bear     Is that true? [18:23] Boxxo     Hello there. [18:26] Director Bear     Well, that's really something! [18:29] Director Bear     I suppose nobody would find you like this. [18:31] Director Bear     Could I ask you to perform     a task with that ability? [18:35] protagonist     Task? [18:36] Director Bear     I'd like you to hide out where a     rash of crimes have been occurring, [18:39] Director Bear     so you can identify the offender. [18:42] Director Bear     First, could we test just how     useful this mimicry of yours is? [18:47] protagonist     From here, I have a clear view     of the Hunters Association. [18:50] protagonist     Nice change of pace. [18:52] Lammis     Boxxo! Where are you, Boxxo?! [18:55] Munami     Didn't the director say     he was borrowing him? [18:58] Lammis     He did? [18:59] Munami     What'll you do today? Want to     help out around here again? [19:02] Lammis     I'm going to help out at     the Association today, [19:05] Lammis     so I can meet Boxxo whenever     he's ready to come back. [19:08] Munami     Okay, okay. [19:13] Shirley     Oh, Boxxo isn't with you? [19:16] Lammis     Right, he's doing something     for the director today. [19:19] Shirley     Oh, that's too bad. [19:22] Lammis     Boxxo sure is popular. [19:26] protagonist     What a quiet day. [19:29] Suori     I wanted to have some alowaz fruit juice. [19:32] Suori     Boxxo's a jerk! Jerk! Jerk! [19:35] Lammis     Hey, Suori! [19:37] Lammis     You shouldn't go calling Boxxo a jerk. [19:40] Suori     So there you are, booby monster. [19:43] Lammis     I already told you before, it's "Lammis." [19:46] Suori     By the way, Lammaries, have you     given any thought to you-know-what? [19:50] Lammis     It's "Lammis"! [19:52] Lammis     No matter how much money     you offer, I won't hand over Boxxo! [19:56] Suori     You could have so much money, [19:59] Suori     your family could fritter it away for     three generations and not run out. [20:02] Lammis     I told you before, Boxxo isn't my property. [20:06] Lammis     Besides, money can't replace him. [20:09] Suori     Don't you think you     restrict Boxxo too much?! [20:12] Suori     Rather than spend every day with some     stumpy woman with no sex appeal, [20:16] Suori     wouldn't he be happier passing the time     elegantly with me in my magnificent residence?! [20:21] Lammis     Stumpy? No sex appeal? [20:24] Lammis     Maybe you're not one to talk, Suori. [20:28] Suori     But I'm still growing. [20:30] Suori     I have plenty to look forward to. [20:32] Suori     Mother's are even larger than yours! [20:35] MIB A     How heartbreaking, Miss Suori! [20:37] MIB B     She doesn't know that the     madam pads her chest! [20:40] Suori     Well, enough of that for now. [20:43] Suori     Lammaries, is it all right     if I ask you something? [20:46] Lammis     I'll think about it, if you     call me by my proper name. [20:52] Suori     Lammis... [20:54] Lammis     Yes? [20:55] Suori     Boxxo isn't just some magic tool, is he? [20:59] Suori     Exactly what is going on inside there? [21:02] Lammis     Well, about that... I'm not too sure either. [21:07] Lammis     But he understands what you say,     and he responds accordingly, [21:11] Lammis     so he's probably the same as any human. [21:13] protagonist     So, that's how you think of me. [21:16] protagonist     Thank you, Lammis. [21:19] Suori     Well, that will do. [21:21] Suori     I'll use all the time and money     it takes to acquire Boxxo. [21:25] Suori     Sooner or later, you'll see     what makes me so good. [21:29] Lammis     Anyway! Boxxo isn't around today. [21:32] Lammis     Go on home. [21:34] Suori     I'll be back another day. [21:38] Suori     Until then, I'll leave Boxxo in your care,     so polish him up nice and shiny for me! [21:45] Lammis     Suori is willing to talk a lot     more than she was before. [21:50] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:51] Lammis     Boxxo?! How long have you been there?! [21:54] Lammis     You should speak up sooner! [21:56] Lammis     You know what? All sorts     of things happened today! [21:59] Lammis     Want to hear about it? [22:01] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Boxxo Is Abducted [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E4 - Boxxo Is Abducted Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] protagonist     Such pleasant weather. [00:08] protagonist     Are those just animals? Not monsters? [00:11] protagonist     Talk about cute. [00:13] protagonist     I mean, hey! [00:15] protagonist     This is no time for taking it easy. [00:19] protagonist     I've been rattling around on this     cart for about eight hours. [00:22] protagonist     Where the heck are these guys taking me? SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    Boxxo Is Abducted [01:58] (Flashback) villain A     The director has hired us to reinforce     the village walls, starting today. [02:03] (Flashback) villain A     Therefore, he wants you to set     up shop there for a while. [02:08] protagonist     Oh, he does? [02:10] protagonist     Huh? [02:11] protagonist     That's the guy who tried to steal     money from me during the campaign! [02:17] protagonist     Has he reformed and started     doing honest work? [02:20] protagonist     Well, it's at Director Bear's request.     It should be fine. [02:23] Boxxo     Hello there. [02:25] (Flashback) villain A     That means "yes," as I recall. [02:27] (Flashback) villain A     We shall carry you there, then. [02:30] (Flashback) villains     Oof! [02:31] (Flashback) villain C     Be careful not to drop him. [02:33] (Flashback) villain A     Yeah! [02:37] (Flashback) boss     Okay, we're good. [02:38] (Flashback) Gugoyle     Yes, sir! [02:41] protagonist     That was me eight hours ago. [02:45] protagonist     It's a little late, but I now realize     I should've been a bit more suspicious. [02:49] protagonist     Still, how far are they going to travel? [02:52] protagonist     Might as well be safe and check my points. SIGN     Keep Cold • Keep Warm      Blessing • Barrier [02:57] protagonist     I could use my barrier, but it     wouldn't even last three hours. [03:01] protagonist     This makes me wish I had pulled the plug [03:03] protagonist     whenever I got carried away     over having plenty of points. [03:06] boss     Stop the cart. Time for a break. [03:10] villain A     Man, I'm beat. [03:11] villain C     I'm gonna go take a leak. [03:13] villain B     Me, too. SIGN    Megumi Natural Water [03:17] protagonist     I'll go ahead and record the perps'     faces with my security camera. [03:25] Gugoyle     Long time no see, Boxxo. [03:29] protagonist     The small-time crook. [03:30] protagonist     I was a fool for thinking you'd reformed. [03:33] Gugoyle     You understand the situation you're in, right? [03:36] Gugoyle     Now hurry and make with the food and drink! [03:38] Gugoyle     Even an iron box must know what'll     happen if it doesn't cooperate. [03:45] Boxxo     Too bad. [03:46] Gugoyle     You wanna play games, huh?! [03:49] guide     One damage. Durability decreased by one. [03:52] boss     Stop that. [03:54] boss     We're after the money inside it, but this     thing itself should be worth something. [03:58] boss     Try to avoid damaging it. [04:00] Gugoyle     Y-Yes, sir! [04:01] Gugoyle     Sorry, boss. [04:03] boss     And you don't want to get busted up, do you? [04:05] boss     I think it'd be wise to do as you're told. [04:08] Boxxo     You-he-ad-too bad. [04:12] boss     Sounds like you don't     understand your situation. [04:16] boss     Hey, isn't it supposed to be able     to fix any damage it takes? [04:20] Gugoyle     Yes, sir! It got pretty dented     up during the campaign, [04:24] Gugoyle     but now it's perfectly back to normal. [04:27] boss     Then use some physical persuasion.     Just don't break it. [04:30] Gugoyle     Understood! Hey, let's go to town! [04:34] Gugoyle     Not too clever now, are ya?! [04:37] guide     Three damage. Durability decreased by three. [04:40] guide     Four damage. Durability decreased by four. [04:41] protagonist     This isn't all that much damage,     but I hate to stand here and take it. [04:45] guide     Two damage. Durability decreased by two. [04:45] protagonist     It'd be nice if my body     was a little sturdier. SIGN    Durability SIGN    Toughness SIGN    Strength SIGN    Speed SIGN    Dexterity SIGN    Magic [04:48] guide     Would you like to spend 1,000 points     to increase toughness by ten? [04:52] protagonist     Huh? You can also use points     to enhance status?! SIGN    Durability SIGN    Toughness SIGN    Strength SIGN    Would you like to enhance? [04:55] villain B     Eat this! [04:58] villain B     What? [04:59] villain C     That didn't happen before. [05:01] guide     Damage taken: zero. [05:03] protagonist     Good, now I'm no longer taking damage. [05:05] boss     We'll stop there for now. [05:08] Gugoyle     Y-Yes,sir. [05:10] boss     Hey, it hasn't repaired itself! [05:12] Gugoyle     No way! I'm sure it did before! [05:15] Gugoyle     Get on with the repairs, you! [05:17] boss     Gugoyle. [05:18] boss     You know what'll happen     if it's broken, right? [05:22] Gugoyle     H-Hey, you stupid box! I know you're     just pretending you can't— [05:25] Gugoyle     S-See, it's fine! It's not broken! [05:30] villain B     What's this? [05:31] villain A     Well, we'll drink it and find out. SIGN    Weili      The futuristic super health drink that's     finally come from that planet! For those     willing to risk everything for health!               Carbonated beverage Contains no fruit juice [05:36] villain A     Tastes like shit! [05:40] protagonist     How do you like the taste of one     of my official bottom ten juices?! [05:46] boss     You guys, lug this inside and     have our guest check it out. [05:49] Gugoyle     But boss, I doubt they're going     to do what we tell them! [05:53] boss     If they don't, that's when     your heads are coming off. [05:57] Gugoyle     C-Consider it done! [06:00] protagonist     Who the heck are they talking about? [06:05] villain B     The boss really is a slave driver. [06:08] villain C     Yeah, you said it. [06:13] Gugoyle     Hey, we brought you a toy you're     sure to like, so look into it. [06:17] Hulemy     Huh?! Who the hell you     think you're talking to?! [06:19] protagonist     Talk about forceful! Sounds like a woman, too. [06:20] Hulemy     You ain't shit! You don't give people orders! [06:24] Gugoyle     H-Here's the documentation on this thing! [06:27] Gugoyle     Give it a good read! [06:28] Hulemy     Say what?! [06:34] Hulemy     Didn't your mama teach you to look people     in the eye when you talk to them? [06:40] Hulemy     Or are you scared [06:42] Hulemy     of a feeble little girl like me? [06:44] Gugoyle     J-Just figure this thing out! [06:47] Hulemy     The only thing you're any     good at is running away. [06:54] Hulemy     Is it true you're a magic     item with a mind of its own? [06:57] protagonist     I wonder if I should answer truthfully. [07:00] Hulemy     Oh, sorry. It'd be polite if     I introduced myself first. [07:04] Hulemy     My name is Hulemy. [07:07] protagonist     I've heard that name somewhere. [07:09] Hulemy     I may not look it, but I'm sort     of a famous magic item engineer. [07:13] Hulemy     Looks like they kidnapped     me so I could study you. [07:16] protagonist     Oh! She's the one Lammis wanted me to meet! [07:19] Boxxo     Hello there. [07:21] Hulemy     Whoa, you really can talk! [07:23] Hulemy     I've never seen a magic item that     talks and understands language! [07:27] Boxxo     Hello there. [07:29] Hulemy     Let's see. [07:31] Hulemy     It says here that means "yes." [07:34] Hulemy     Even with my limited engineering knowledge, [07:37] Hulemy     I've experimented with endowing magic     items with human intelligence. [07:41] Hulemy     But I concluded it's impossible     using current technology. [07:45] Hulemy     So then, I tried changing     my way of thinking. SIGN    Kocha Kadan SIGN    Early Afternoon Tea [07:48] Hulemy     Instead of giving a magic     item human intelligence, [07:51] Hulemy     maybe I could put a human soul inside one! [07:55] protagonist     Wow! She came up with that idea on her own? [07:58] Hulemy     Sorry, I don't usually get that worked up. [08:02] Hulemy     I'll drink some water or something. [08:11] Hulemy     I can have this? [08:13] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:14] Hulemy     I'll help myself, then. [08:17] Hulemy     How do you open it? [08:19] Hulemy     Oh, like this. [08:21] Hulemy     That's great! [08:22] protagonist     Yup. [08:23] Hulemy     My exhausted mind needed this sugar! [08:26] Hulemy     And it's just the right warmth. [08:29] Hulemy     You know your stuff. [08:32] protagonist     Her image becomes totally     different when she smiles! [08:34] protagonist     Like that of an innocent girl. [08:39] Hulemy     So, your name is Boxxo? [08:42] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:43] Hulemy     Huh. Don't tell me you're a magic     item with somebody's soul inside? [08:49] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:51] Hulemy     I thought so! [08:52] Hulemy     Okay, I'm going to keep on talking.     You let me have it if I'm wrong. [08:56] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:58] Hulemy     Boxxo, you're a magic item who has a master. [09:01] Boxxo     Too bad. [09:02] Hulemy     Oh, you don't have one? [09:04] Hulemy     Well, do you have any memory     of when you were human? [09:07] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:08] Hulemy     Huh, how about that? [09:10] Hulemy     Okay. Magic items aren't supposed     to require money in the first place, [09:14] Hulemy     so why do you have prices set? [09:17] Hulemy     Do you need it for replenishing     your inventory? [09:20] Boxxo     Hello there. Too bad. [09:23] Hulemy     So I wasn't totally mistaken? [09:26] Hulemy     And that means you can use     money for something else? [09:30] Boxxo     Hello there. Hello there. [09:32] protagonist     I think it'd be quicker     just to show her this. [09:37] Hulemy     What? [09:38] Hulemy     Your whole damn shape changed! [09:42] Hulemy     Looks like the goods you're     selling are different too. [09:45] protagonist     This would make me feel weird     if I wasn't a vending machine. [09:49] Hulemy     I get it! By using the money you make, [09:52] Hulemy     it becomes possible to     change your functions! [09:54] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:55] Hulemy     That's wild! Is there     anything else you can do? [10:01] Hulemy     What's this? [10:06] Hulemy     Looks like a wall. [10:07] Hulemy     Pretty strong one, too. [10:10] protagonist     Now for a little surprise. [10:16] Hulemy     A solid wall where you can     control what goes in or out... [10:19] Hulemy     This is a barrier, isn't it?! [10:21] Hulemy     Impressive, Boxxo! [10:22] Hulemy     Not only do you have lots of functions,     you can even use a blessing! [10:25] Hulemy     You're beyond a magic item! [10:31] protagonist     I appreciate the compliment, [10:33] protagonist     but all I did was receive an     outstanding vending machine body. [10:37] protagonist     The thing to really be     proud of is her intellect. [10:40] protagonist     Because she's figuring all     this out by herself. [10:53] protagonist     I wonder if everyone's noticed     by now that I'm gone. [10:57] protagonist     I just hope Lammis isn't so worried     that she does something rash. [11:02] villain B     Huh? Has its damage been fixed? [11:06] Gugoyle     Never mind that. [11:08] Gugoyle     Looks like she's asleep. [11:09] villain A     Damn smart-ass girl.     Let's teach her a good lesson. [11:13] protagonist     Attacking while she's asleep? Those cowards. [11:15] protagonist     Fine, I know how to stop this. [11:20] villain B     Wh-What?! It changed shape! [11:35] villain     Oh wow! [11:40] Gugoyle     Hey, there's something I need to do. [11:42] Gugoyle     I'm going back to my room. [11:43] villain A     And my stomach hurts,     so I'm off to the toilet! [11:45] villain B     I'm kinda tired now, myself. [11:49] protagonist     I'm glad that worked,     but those guys are so trashy. [11:59] villain C     Hey, food time! I'll leave it here. [12:01] Boxxo     Too bad. [12:02] villain C     Man, what's with this thing? [12:08] Hulemy     If food's here, that means it's morning. [12:12] Hulemy     'Sup, Boxxo. [12:13] Boxxo     Hello there. [12:20] Hulemy     Can't they manage anything better than this? [12:25] Hulemy     Sorry. [12:26] Hulemy     I've been so wary of them slipping     something weird into the food, [12:29] Hulemy     I've hardly eaten a thing. [12:33] Hulemy     What's up, Boxxo? [12:35] Hulemy     Your goods changed again. SIGN    Anpan [12:40] Hulemy     This is bread! [12:42] Hulemy     Am I glad to see this! [12:45] Hulemy     It's great! And it's soft and fluffy! [12:50] Hulemy     With all this tasty stuff, you'll put     all the restaurants out of business! SIGN    Oden SIGN    Gutenburger [12:56] Hulemy     I'm stuffed. That was great! [13:00] Hulemy     You want something? [13:02] boss     Have you figured out     anything about that box? [13:05] Hulemy     Huh?! Why should I take orders from you? [13:10] boss     I'm not the patient type. [13:12] boss     You've got two days to figure out this     box and get the money out of it. [13:17] boss     You hear? [13:20] protagonist     We only have two days. [13:22] protagonist     Got to figure out a way to escape by then. [13:48] protagonist     You know, Hulemy's hair is a mess. [13:51] protagonist     But there's no bath here. [13:54] protagonist     I know! [13:57] Hulemy     You're giving me something else? [13:59] Hulemy     But thanks to you, I'm not hungry or thirsty. [14:06] Hulemy     Water? But it feels too warm to drink. [14:16] Boxxo     He-ad-look forward to your next use. [14:19] Hulemy     Head? [14:20] Hulemy     Are you telling me to     wash my hair with this? [14:26] Hulemy     Come to think of it, I haven't washed my hair [14:29] Hulemy     or my body since they locked me up in here. [14:40] protagonist     I've been hoping to     facilitate this situation. [14:43] protagonist     Reincarnation is so worth a try. [14:45] protagonist     Oh, I want to stress that I only bought     women's undergarments by mistake. [14:50] protagonist     Just so we're clear! [14:53] Hulemy     Now I'm all clean! [14:55] Hulemy     Thank, Boxxo. [14:56] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:58] protagonist     But the time limit is up tomorrow morning. [15:01] protagonist     What do we do? [15:02] protagonist     Do I attract their attention     while she sneaks away? [15:06] protagonist     Or else... [15:07] Hulemy     Boxxo. [15:10] Hulemy     Is it cool if we talk     about something serious? [15:13] Boxxo     Hello there. [15:15] Hulemy     If you're thinking of sacrificing yourself     so I can get away, forget about it. [15:20] Hulemy     There are hordes of monsters in these parts. [15:22] Hulemy     You think I can survive in a place like     that with my lack of fighting ability? [15:27] Boxxo     Too bad. [15:28] Hulemy     That's right! That's why     escaping won't help me. [15:31] Hulemy     We'll just have to put up with     this and wait for our chance. [15:34] Hulemy     Besides, I'm not all that scared of dying. [15:38] Hulemy     Maybe it's more accurate to say     I'm numb to that sort of feeling. [15:43] protagonist     What's up? She must have some     circumstances she can't tell anyone. [15:50] Hulemy     I feel tired. [15:53] Hulemy     So I'm going to bed. [15:55] Hulemy     Good night. [15:56] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [16:04] protagonist     Wow, she has a talent for     falling asleep quickly. [16:19] villain E     Hey, what's that sound?! [16:21] villain D     Someone's launched an attack! [16:23] protagonist     This means they're under attack?! [16:25] protagonist     I've got to hurry and wake Hulemy! [16:27] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [16:29] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [16:31] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [16:32] Hulemy     What is it? [16:34] Hulemy     What's up, Boxxo? [16:38] Hulemy     I don't know what's going on,     but this might be our chance. [16:41] Lammis     Boxxo! [16:42] protagonist     That voice! [16:45] Lammis     Boxxo! Where are you?! [16:48] protagonist     It's Lammis's voice! [16:50] Hulemy     Lammis? What's she doing here? [16:52] Hulemy     Does this mean the Hunters     Association made a move? [16:55] Hulemy     And she was calling your name, Boxxo. [16:57] Hulemy     Do you two know each other? [16:59] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:00] Hulemy     Okay then! [17:02] Hulemy     If her group is here, we'll be fine. [17:04] Hulemy     Let's just stay here,     so we don't get in the way. [17:08] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:09] Hulemy     Ayoomp. [17:11] Hulemy     Boxxo, help me out if it comes down to it. [17:14] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:15] protagonist     You can count on me! I know     I can protect people! [17:19] Hulemy     Then again, we might be in some trouble. [17:22] Boxxo     Too bad. [17:23] Hulemy     There's a storehouse above us, [17:25] Hulemy     and the gold coins they've     stolen are hoarded there. [17:28] Hulemy     But that's not all.     They're also hoarding blastite. [17:32] protagonist     In other words, there's a bomb     planted above our heads. [17:37] protagonist     That's just stupid! [17:51] Hulemy     You saved us, Boxxo. You sure are a capable guy. [17:56] Hulemy     Can you maintain this barrier indefinitely? [17:59] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:00] Hulemy     Oh. [18:02] protagonist     We're going to get crushed at some point. [18:04] protagonist     I can probably manage if I up my toughness. [18:07] protagonist     But if I forsake her, I'll regret     it for the rest of my life! [18:12] protagonist     I can't afford to give up yet. [18:14] protagonist     There must be some way! [18:17] Hulemy     Hey, Boxxo. Tell me, do you need     money to keep your blessing going? [18:21] Boxxo     Hello there. [18:23] Hulemy     Take a look at that. [18:26] protagonist     That's... [18:27] Hulemy     You see it? It's a bag filled with money. [18:29] protagonist     I'll let that into the barrier. [18:36] Hulemy     Good, now I'll buy whatever     I want with this money! [18:56] protagonist     If we can hold out for three days,     Lammis will likely dig us out. [19:00] protagonist     All that's left to do is wait. [19:07] protagonist     What's wrong? She was fine until a— [19:09] Hulemy     My head hurts... [19:12] protagonist     What am I, an idiot?! She's suffocating! [19:15] protagonist     The air's getting thin because     we're sealed in here! [19:18] protagonist     What do I do?! I'm running out of time! [19:22] protagonist     I know! [19:30] Hulemy     What's that? [19:34] Hulemy     You telling me... to put it over my mouth? [19:37] Boxxo     Hello there. [19:43] protagonist     Never have I been so glad to     be a vending machine nut. [19:47] protagonist     This oxygen vending machine     came out around 1965, [19:50] protagonist     when air pollution was becoming an issue. [19:55] Hulemy     Thank you, Boxxo. [19:57] Hulemy     If you were a man in the flesh,     I'm not sure I could resist. [20:02] protagonist     V-Vending machine or not, [20:04] protagonist     hearing you say that makes my heart...     I mean, my equipment, pound! [20:08] Lammis     Boxxo, where are you?! Answer me! [20:12] protagonist     That voice! [20:14] Hulemy     Lammis is calling you. Go on, answer her. [20:17] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:18] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:18] Lammis     Boxxo? Are you in there?! [20:20] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:21] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:22] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:24] Lammis     Boxxo! Boxxo! [20:26] Lammis     Box— [20:29] guide     25 damage. Durability decreased by 25. [20:35] protagonist     That did more damage than I expected. [20:40] Lammis     I'm so sorry! This happened     because I took my eyes off you! [20:44] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [20:46] protagonist     You keep crying, but I have     no arms to hold you, [20:49] protagonist     nor a mouth to speak words of comfort. [20:51] protagonist     But I'm happy to see you again, Lammis. [20:58] Filmina     It's unusual for you to help with a job     that doesn't pay anything, Captain. [21:03] Kerioyl     Come on. I'm always kind to     others as well as myself. [21:08] Filmina     More like, if you get     Boxxo to owe you a favor, [21:12] Filmina     it will become easier to persuade him. [21:14] Filmina     That's your dirty— [21:15] Filmina     your sensible approach. [21:19] Kerioyl     We have a goal to accomplish. [21:21] Kerioyl     For that, we've got to be     willing to use any means. [21:26] Kerioyl     Boxxo is absolutely vital for making the     Menagerie of Fools' wish come true. [21:34] Hulemy     Lammis, it's about time you let go. [21:37] Hulemy     Boxxo's body is wailing. [21:39] Lammis     No! If I let go, he'll go off somewhere again! [21:43] Lammis     Wait, what?! [21:44] Lammis     Hulemy, why're you here?! [21:46] Hulemy     You only just now noticed? [21:49] Hulemy     You really do have blinders on. [21:53] Hulemy     Well, thank goodness we managed     to get out of there, Boxxo. [22:01] Hulemy     Aw, I wasn't trying to get you to do that. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E5 - Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:20] Hulemy     Your strength's amazing as ever, Lammis. [00:23] Lammis     Well, it's a quick way to fish. [00:26] Hulemy     Your parents will be happy     to get all these fish. [00:30] Lammis     Yeah. [00:31] Lammis     But I'm so strong, I often     break things at home. [00:37] Lammis     Because of that, Mom and Dad are     always laughing in embarrassment. [00:43] Hulemy     Hey, look up. [00:46] Hulemy     Otherwise, you can't choose a product. [00:48] Lammis     Product? [01:02] Lammis     What's this big square box? SIGN    Oden [01:05] Lammis     This feels familiar. [01:09] Lammis     This big, kind box is a precious     magic item that saved my life. [01:19] Lammis     Boxxo, don't go away again. [01:25] Hulemy     Apparently after you were abducted,     she kept looking and never even slept. [01:30] protagonist     I didn't know. [01:32] Hulemy     Maybe for her, it overlaps     with that old incident. [01:35] protagonist     Old incident? [01:37] Hulemy     It's probably okay to tell you, Boxxo. [01:40] Hulemy     Long ago, a small village was     attacked and wiped out by monsters. [01:45] Hulemy     Lammis and I are among the few survivors. [01:50] Hulemy     We both ended up losing our parents. [01:53] Hulemy     Lammis had her strength then, [01:56] Hulemy     but she was too scared to do anything,     and she's regretted it ever since. [02:02] Hulemy     She used to be too clumsy to even kill a bug,     and now she's become a hunter of all things. [02:11] protagonist     So that's the kind of past she's had. [02:14] protagonist     If there's any way I can     help her out, I want to! [02:18] Lammis     Boxxo, we'll always be together... [02:24] protagonist     Of course. I'm happy to     stick around, if you'll have me. SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine [04:03] Hulemy     I've decided to live in     this village for a while. [04:06] Hulemy     Nice to have you as neighbors. [04:08] Boxxo     Hello there. [04:10] Lammis     If there's anything you don't understand     about the village, just ask me. [04:14] Hulemy     Sure, I'm counting on you. [04:17] Lammis     Well, Director Bear's asked     me to do reconstruction work. [04:21] Lammis     See you later! [04:22] Hulemy     Yep, take care! [04:27] Hulemy     Huh? [04:29] MIB A     Ms. Hulemy, Mister Boxxo, we have a request. [04:33] protagonist     These are Suori's bodyguards.     What's going on? [04:37] MIB A     Later, Miss Suori will come     to make a request of her own. [04:42] MIB A     We would like you to readily accept. [04:45] Hulemy     Hey, that's kind of sudden     when I don't know what it is. [04:51] MIB A     What?! She's already nearby?! [04:54] MIB A     P-Please, keep it a secret     that we contacted you first! [04:59] Hulemy     H-Hey... [05:03] Suori     E-Excuse me. [05:05] Suori     You must be Hulemy, that famous      magic item engineer. [05:10] Hulemy     Yeah, that's me. And you? [05:13] Suori     You may call me... [05:15] Suori     My name is Suori. [05:17] Suori     I hope I'm not being rude,     but would you mind assisting me?! [05:21] Hulemy     Come on now, that's not     something a child should do. [05:25] Hulemy     Enough with the bowing. [05:26] Suori     D-Does that mean you will agree to help? [05:30] Hulemy     We'll see. [05:31] Hulemy     If you tell me the reason,     I'll think about it. [05:36] Suori     Soon, influential merchant     families will gather, [05:39] Suori     and a party will be held to publicly     unveil their magic items and engineers. [05:44] Hulemy     And that's why you have     your eye on me and Boxxo. [05:47] Suori     Yes. The one who planned the     gathering is a girl named Kanashi, [05:52] Suori     from a rival merchant family     with ties to my own. [05:55] Suori     Simply the thought of her     annoying face is enough to... [06:01] Hulemy     I guess being rich can be tough. [06:04] Hulemy     Well, sounds like fun.     I'd be willing to do it. [06:08] Hulemy     How do you feel, Boxxo? [06:10] Boxxo     Hello there. [06:11] Hulemy     That decides it, then. [06:13] Suori     Thank you very much! [06:21] Hulemy     Do you have a clear view, Boxxo? [06:23] Boxxo     Hello there. [06:25] protagonist     For that matter, where's this girl     Suori has such a grudge against? [06:30] protagonist     Sounds like they're close in age. [06:33] protagonist     Ah, that's her. [06:34] protagonist     In terms of who pulls off the rich girl     look better, Suori might lose. [06:38] Suori     Miss Kanashi. [06:39] Suori     What a long time it's been. [06:42] Kanashi     How nice to see you, Miss Suori. [06:44] Kanashi     Please, don't feel any     need to put yourself out. [06:47] Kanashi     You can always just sit and     enviously watch the proceedings. [06:53] Suori     You need not try too hard either, Miss Kanashi. [06:56] Suori     My conscience would pain me so if your heart     stopped from how shocked you're going to be. [07:01] Kanashi     My, my, how can your conscience pain     you when you don't have one? [07:06] Suori     Perhaps your hearing is as     poor as your personality. [07:09] Suori     How worrisome! [07:11] protagonist     This is way too harsh to be     children's conversation! [07:17] Kanashi     Is this your hastily prepared     magic item engineer? [07:22] Suori     Yes, that's right. [07:24] Suori     She's so superior, your engineer won't     be able to hold a candle to her! [07:31] Kanashi     Put on that brave front now,      while you still can. [07:35] Kanashi     Then later, show me your miserable frustration. [07:42] Suori     She makes me so mad! [07:45] Suori     I apologize for all that, you two. [07:48] Hulemy     I was actually rather amused. [07:51] Boxxo     Hello there. [07:53] emcee     Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this event! [07:58] emcee     We will now begin the unveiling festivities. [08:01] emcee     Our first participant, if you would! [08:04] emcee     What sort of magic item could this be? [08:09] magic item engineer A     It is, in fact, a magic item that     transforms into a range of weapons. [08:12] Hulemy     Huh, I've had that idea before. [08:16] Hulemy     This should be good. [08:25] magic item engineer A     How about it? [08:26] magic item engineer A     You can transform this one magic     item into any sort of weapon! [08:34] protagonist     Yeah, that's the reaction you'd get. [08:37] magic item engineer B     Voilà! [08:44] Hulemy     Isn't it our turn yet? [08:47] emcee     Next, what you've been waiting for! [08:49] emcee     It's the unveiling of     Miss Kanashi's magic item! [08:52] emcee     I hope you enjoy! [08:58] Kanashi     Now, it's my magic item engineer's turn. [09:02] Kanashi     Feast your eyes! [09:04] Hulemy     Let's see what you've got. [09:06] Suori     Hmph, it won't be anything impressive. [09:15] Kanashi's magic item engineer     This magic item was produced     based on a certain monster. [09:20] Kanashi's magic item engineer     Yes, a magic item that obeys     the commands it's given! [09:24] audience member A     Is such a thing possible? [09:26] Hulemy     He didn't! [09:27] Kanashi's magic item engineer     An intelligent magic item has always     been a dream for us engineers. [09:32] Kanashi's magic item engineer     And I have achieved it! [09:41] Hulemy     Boxxo, remember what I told you? [09:44] Hulemy     That the technology for endowing magic items     with intelligence still hasn't been discovered? [09:48] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:50] Hulemy     It's not out of the question if you     put someone's soul inside, though. [09:55] Hulemy     But that's such a dangerous act, it's prohibited      by the Magic Item Engineers Association. [10:01] Hulemy     A fool of an engineer once broke that     rule and destroyed a whole damn town. [10:08] protagonist     And that might mean... [10:12] Kanashi's magic item engineer     What do you think of this     fabulous magic item? [10:15] audience member A     It's too incredible! [10:17] audience member B     We know who the winner will be! [10:20] mannequin     Kill... [10:22] Kanashi     Huh? Nobody told me it could speak. [10:28] Hulemy     Shit! Looks like the worst-case     scenario, all right! [10:31] mannequin     Kill... Who... kill... [10:35] Kanashi's magic item engineer     Wh-What's going on? I didn't     equip it with speech. [10:36] mannequin     Kill... [10:37] mannequin     Kill... [10:39] mannequin     Kill... [10:39] Kanashi's magic item engineer     G-Got to shut it off! [10:41] mannequin     You! [10:43] mannequin     You woke me from my sleep?! [10:50] Hulemy     That idiot forced a human     soul inside the puppet! [10:54] Kanashi     He what?! [10:55] Suori     I-I'm scared! [10:58] Hulemy     Hey, you guys! [11:00] Hulemy     Can you hold that thing down?! [11:01] MIB A     R-Right! [11:12] Hulemy     This is it! [11:13] Hulemy     A magic seal keeps the soul inside,     and there's even a brainwashing spell in place! [11:19] Hulemy     Have some respect for the dead, damn it! [11:21] mannequin     You must pay! [11:28] Hulemy     I'm sorry. [11:30] Hulemy     That must have been torture. [11:35] Hulemy     Sorry you got forced out of your slumber. [11:39] Hulemy     You weren't to blame at all. [11:42] Hulemy     This time, may you truly rest in peace. [11:45] Kanashi's magic item engineer     I-Impossible! [11:47] Kanashi's magic item engineer     I had to do research for years to     finally arrive at this technique! [11:52] Kanashi's magic item engineer     You could never deactivate it that quickly! [11:54] Hulemy     That's some big talk for     such a crude approach. [11:58] Hulemy     With me, Hulemy, on the job, it's easier     than squishing a frog fiend tadpole! [12:03] magic item engineer A     H-Hulemy?! [12:05] magic item engineer A     Not Hulemy, the Girl Wonder of Mayhem?! [12:08] magic item engineer B     She's that problem child who caused     all those explosions and fires [12:11] magic item engineer B     at the School of Magic Item Engineers. [12:13] magic item engineer C     She made a sleeping medicine that was     too strong, and put the whole school to sleep. [12:16] magic item engineer D     I even heard she developed     a drug to purify water, [12:18] magic item engineer D     and when she put it in a filthy pond, it     vaporized all the water instead of purifying it! [12:23] Hulemy     You jerks, stop talking     about my younger days! [12:27] Suori     Miss Kanashi, it looks like I win this time. [12:32] protagonist     Oh brother. [12:34] protagonist     Well, there was some trouble, [12:36] protagonist     but its safe resolution means I can     consider this request a success. [12:41] protagonist     There's just one problem, though. [12:44] protagonist     I get the feeling everyone's     forgotten about me! [12:50] protagonist     It's begun to snow in the village. [12:54] protagonist     It seems winter has come to     the Clearflow Lake stratum. [13:01] Munami     Everyone, thank you for gathering today. [13:05] shopkeeper A     I never thought their reach     would extend this far. [13:08] shopkeeper B     Yeah, we were careless. [13:10] shopkeeper B     They've taken possession of 70% of the     strata where that's been released, [13:14] shopkeeper B     and now they've come for our     Clearflow Lake stratum. [13:16] shopkeeper C     Unless we take some countermeasure,     we'll be ruined in an instant. [13:20] Munami     We must be united in our purpose. [13:23] Munami     The time has come to eliminate the worst     threat we've ever faced, Chains Restaurant! [13:28] shopkeeper A     That's right! [13:28] shopkeeper B     At this rate, our shops will go under! [13:31] someone     And we can't have that... [13:32] Munami     That's why I've invited a certain     someone to be our secret weapon. [13:36] Munami     Would you mind saying hello to the group? [13:39] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:41] Munami     Thank you, Boxxo. [13:45] protagonist     Based on what I just heard, [13:47] protagonist     a big-time restaurant chain called Chains     Restaurant is coming to the village, [13:51] protagonist     and the local restaurants are     in danger of going out of business. [13:56] Munami     At any rate, we are truly     being driven into a corner. [14:00] shopkeeper D     Damn that Chains Restaurant! [14:02] shopkeeper E     I've got children to support! [14:05] shopkeeper E     How are we supposed to     get through the winter?! [14:09] protagonist     It seems a little ridiculous,     but I know why I've been called here. [14:14] protagonist     They want me to come up with a     way to deal with the situation. [14:18] Munami     Boxxo, would you be willing     to cooperate with us? [14:22] Munami     If you help, I'll let Lammis stay at the inn     for half price once it's back up and running. [14:28] protagonist     If it'll help Lammis, that gets rid     of any reason for me to refuse! [14:32] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:33] Munami     Thank you! [14:35] shopkeeper A     Yes! [14:36] protagonist     It's all well and good to get excited,     but this is a big responsibility. [14:36] shopkeeper B     Now we might get through this somehow! [14:41] protagonist     I guess I'll have to get Lammis     and Hulemy to help, too. [14:47] employee     Welcome, welcome! [14:49] employee     When it comes to food, we have everything! [14:51] employee     Here at Chains Restaurant, we are delicious,     cheap, convenient, and popular! [14:56] Lammis     This place is impressive. [14:58] Hulemy     I'd heard of them, but now they've finally     set up shop in this stratum, too. [15:03] Hulemy     You can't blame Munami and     the others for being scared. [15:05] employee     Scouting out the enemy, are we? [15:08] employee     Hello there. [15:10] Lammis     How could you tell?! [15:12] Hulemy     The Boxxo on your back, Lammis. [15:14] employee     You're the magic item     with a mind of its own? [15:17] employee     Would you care to try working for us? [15:20] employee     I guarantee you'll be treated well. [15:22] Lammis     Boxxo wouldn't work at a place like that! [15:26] Lammis     Because he's always with me! [15:28] Lammis     Right, Boxxo? [15:29] Boxxo     Hello there. [15:31] Lammis     See? [15:33] employee     That's too bad. [15:35] employee     Well, in several months' time,     we'll be raking it in anyway. [15:39] employee     Things are busy, so please excuse me. [15:49] Hulemy     It's like... it tastes just like I imagined. [15:52] Lammis     It's pretty average. [15:54] Hulemy     Maybe because I'm used to Boxxo's food,     this doesn't surprise or impress me. [16:01] Lammis     Yeah. [16:02] Lammis     Also, I feel like the flavors are weak. [16:05] Boxxo     That makes sense. [16:07] Boxxo     Seasonings aren't cheap in this world,     so everything basically tastes plain. [16:11] Boxxo     I may have found a way to beat them! [16:14] Munami     We will now call the second Chains Restaurant      annihilation meeting to order. [16:20] Munami     Our only chance to win is now,     while Chains is holding their opening sale. [16:25] Munami     To prevent loss of customers during this time,      we must grab them firmly by the stomach. [16:31] Munami     For that, we need to develop a new menu. [16:35] Munami     So did everyone bring their trial items? [16:39] shopkeepers     Yeah! [16:40] Hulemy     This is kind of amazing. [16:42] Boxxo     Hello there. [16:46] Munami     Boxxo, could I get your     opinion about my trial item? [16:50] protagonist     But I have no way of sampling it. [16:53] Lammis     Um, it looks like Boxxo's     not sure what to do. [16:56] Lammis     Hulemy and I will try it     and let you know what we think. [16:59] Munami     All right. [17:01] Munami     Help yourself, then. [17:06] Lammis     Yeah, it's not bad, but the     flavor might be a little weak. [17:10] Lammis     I think if it were a little thicker, it'd stick      to the pasta more and taste better. [17:14] Hulemy     I also think it'd be better if the     pasta absorbed a bit more of the soup. [17:19] protagonist     Apt opinions, you two! [17:21] Munami     J-Just a minute. I'll write that— [17:29] Munami     What is this, Boxxo? [17:35] Munami     It's good! [17:37] Munami     The seasoning's on the heavy side,      and it's thick, too! [17:39] Munami     Isn't this an animal's milk? [17:41] Munami     Right, right. In that case,     you do it more like... [17:44] protagonist     As expected, she learned from it. [17:47] shopkeeper D     Boxxo, what should I do?! [17:50] shopkeeper E     Teach me the way, too! SIGN    Deep-Fried Chicken SIGN    Takoyaki [17:54] shopkeeper D     So good! [17:56] shopkeeper D     The coating is crispy, and the     inside is juicy! This is the best! [17:59] shopkeeper E     There's fruit and cream inside the dough! [18:02] shopkeeper E     It's sweet and delicious! [18:04] protagonist     Once I let them sample the goods, [18:07] protagonist     the shopkeepers set about     developing menus based on them. [18:13] shopkeeper D     Step right up! [18:15] shopkeeper D     We have a new menu as of today! [18:18] shopkeeper D     Meat fried in oil, the flavor     locked inside for a sublime dish! [18:21] shopkeeper D     And you'll only get to taste it here! [18:24] shopkeeper E     How about something sweet, filled with     delicious fruit and cream! [18:29] shopkeeper E     You're free to choose the fruit filling! [18:33] Lammis     At last, the competition begins. [18:35] Hulemy     Yeah. [18:37] Hulemy     I just hope they can take back the customers     who drifted over to Chains Restaurant. [18:43] customer A     That smells good! Want to try some? [18:46] customer B     It's a long line over     there again. Let's do it. [18:55] customer A     That's great! [18:56] customer B     I've never had food like this! [18:58] customer C     This is way better than Chains. [19:02] protagonist     Good. [19:02] protagonist     Thanks to Lammis and Hulemy     sampling the new menus, [19:06] protagonist     it looks like things turned out rather well. [19:10] employee     I was wondering where     all the customers went! [19:14] employee     Was this your doing?! [19:16] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [19:18] employee     Damn it! You'll pay for this! [19:21] Hulemy     Serves you right. [19:23] Lammis     We did it, Boxxo. [19:25] protagonist     Thus did the shops belonging to Munami's     group flourish like never before. [19:30] protagonist     A month later, Chains Restaurant     completely withdrew [19:33] protagonist     from Clearflow Lake stratum     due to plummeting sales. SIGN    — Out of Business — [19:39] Munami's group     Hooray! [19:39] protagonist     To be honest, I feel like     we've been given the slip. [19:42] protagonist     They threw in the towel so hard, it makes     me suspect there's more to it than that. [19:47] Kerioyl     Hi, Boxxo. Seems you've been busy again. [19:51] Boxxo     Hello there. [19:52] Kerioyl     I'd like to talk to you about something. [19:55] Kerioyl     Want to go on a campaign with     us once winter is over? [19:58] Boxxo     Too bad. [19:59] Kerioyl     Quick to answer, as always... [20:03] Kerioyl     Am I that unpopular? [20:05] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:06] Kerioyl     Oh, come on. [20:08] Kerioyl     You should be nice to     your regular customers. [20:12] Kerioyl     We did volunteer to go rescue you and all. [20:16] protagonist     That's true. [20:18] protagonist     With the Menagerie of Fools helping,     that gang of thieves never stood a chance. [20:24] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [20:26] Kerioyl     Oh, you decided to warm up to me a little? [20:29] Kerioyl     Well, this would only be     provided Lammis agrees, too. [20:33] Kerioyl     There's still time before the thaw. [20:36] Kerioyl     Take your time considering it. [20:39] protagonist     My feelings are one thing, but the     question is, what does Lammis think? [20:44] Hulemy     The Menagerie of Fools is     super-well known, you know. [20:48] Hulemy     One would usually be happy to get     the chance to accompany them. [20:52] Hulemy     Lammis, are you okay? [20:56] Lammis     I want to fight. [20:59] Lammis     Because I'll never get     any stronger if I don't. [21:05] Hulemy     Is your plan to get revenge? [21:10] Hulemy     Guess it doesn't matter what I say. [21:12] Hulemy     You've got a dependable partner now, anyway. [21:16] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:18] Lammis     Thanks, Boxxo, Hulemy. [21:21] protagonist     Lammis has been keeping this     pain inside all this time. [21:25] protagonist     Despite that, she's always kind to me. [21:29] protagonist     There's nothing I can say,     but there's something I can do! [21:36] Hulemy     I've never seen pretty flowers like these! [21:44] Lammis     Is this for me? [21:47] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:49] Hulemy     Hey, good for you. [21:52] Lammis     Thank you, Boxxo! I'll treasure it! [21:55] protagonist     Did you know, Lammis? [21:58] protagonist     In the language of flowers, the pink     carnation means "gratitude." SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Fighting Vending Machine [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E6 - The Fighting Vending Machine Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Hulemy     Long ago, a small village was     attacked and wiped out by monsters. [00:07] Hulemy     Lammis and I are among the few survivors. [00:12] Hulemy     We both ended up losing our parents. [00:15] Hulemy     Lammis had her strength then, [00:18] Hulemy     but she was too scared to do anything,     and she's regretted it ever since. [00:23] protagonist     I didn't know Lammis was harboring     such a bitter memory. [00:28] protagonist     Once spring arrives, the hunters     will become active again. [00:33] protagonist     Next time, I'll protect Lammis. [00:43] Boxxo     Hello there. [00:46] Karios     Sure is cold, though. [00:48] Karios     I should've worn an additional scarf. [00:51] Gorth     That one's a gaudy color. [00:52] Karios     Red's my lucky color! [00:55] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    Oden [00:57] Karios     Nice and hot again today! [00:59] Gorth     All you ever buy is stewed stuff. [01:02] Karios     So what? [01:03] Karios     This stuff's my absolute favorite! [01:07] Karios     Catch you later, Boxxo. [01:09] Gorth     We appreciate it. [01:10] Boxxo     Thank you very much. SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    The Fighting Vending Machine [02:48] Karios     You know?! [02:48] Karios     I wish you could have seen     their faces when it hap— [02:49] Munami     Thank you! [02:52] Karios     Wh-What a coincidence! [02:54] Karios     I was just headed over to your shop! [02:57] clerk     I-Is that so? [02:59] clerk     I'm on my way back there, too. [03:03] clerk     Uh, y-your scarf is a pretty color... [03:07] Karios     Y-Yeah, I like red... [03:10] Gorth     Why not offer to carry her things? [03:13] Karios     Y-You're right. [03:14] Karios     If you'd like. [03:16] clerk     Th-Thank you! [03:22] clerk     Here I am again, dressed in     your favorite color today. [03:27] clerk     Yet all I can do is gaze as you walk away. [03:30] protagonist     Alrighty! [03:35] clerk     What's this? [03:38] clerk     A vegetable? [03:41] clerk     Is it all right for me to take it? [03:43] Boxxo     Hello there. [03:50] clerk     Now it's eggs. SIGN    THE KONJAC SIGN    Fishcake Friends SIGN    Heaven's Stock [03:57] clerk     Um, what's this? SIGN    Heaven's Stock [04:00] protagonist     Soup stock, made from flying fish. [04:03] clerk     What am I, um, supposed to do with all this? SIGN    The Blessings of Oden      Oden [04:10] clerk     You're telling me to stew     these ingredients together! [04:14] Boxxo     Hello there. [04:15] clerk     Thank you so much! [04:17] clerk     I know I can get his attention with this! [04:22] protagonist     Say what?! [04:23] Karios     Gorth! Boxxo! Love is the best! [04:26] Karios     Every day seems to sparkle! [04:28] Karios     She cooked for me again yesterday,     and it's unbelievably good! SIGN    Oden [04:36] Karios     What, Boxxo? Are we celebrating     with one on the house? [04:41] Karios     Hot! [04:43] protagonist     Eat it while it's hot*, why don'cha! [04:52] Lammis     Boxxo, we're back! [04:54] Boxxo     Hello there. [04:56] Hulemy     It's warm today, so we might as     well have some cold bubbly stuff. [05:05] Lammis     We're setting out tomorrow, Boxxo. Okay? [05:08] Boxxo     Hello there. [05:09] Hulemy     Oh, your outing with     the Menagerie of Fools starts tomorrow. [05:14] Lammis     Yeah, they said we're going to go     check on the crocodile fiends. [05:18] Hulemy     Crocodile fiends, huh? [05:21] Hulemy     They're one of the three big monster factions      that inhabit the Clearflow Lake stratum. [05:26] Lammis     We ended up defeating the frog     fiends and two-headed snakes, [05:28] Lammis     so it looks like we're going to see if     the crocodile fiends over-multiplied. [05:31] Lammis     But any culling would have     to wait, apparently. [05:34] Hulemy     It's true that not looking     into it would be dangerous. [05:37] Hulemy     A king frog fiend appeared,     and even a giant two-headed snake. [05:42] Hulemy     Something strange might be     going on in this stratum. [05:46] Hulemy     Lammis, get away from there     if things get dicey. [05:49] Lammis     Sure. If it gets dangerous,     I'll run for it with Boxxo. [05:53] Lammis     Right? [05:54] Boxxo     Hello there. [05:55] protagonist     Yeah, never fear. I'll protect Lammis. [06:02] Kerioyl     Oh, here they come. [06:04] Lammis     Thanks for waiting, guys! [06:06] Shui     Lammis, Boxxo, here we go again! [06:09] Aka     You're a welcome sight! [06:11] Shiro     Yeah! [06:12] Lammis     Glad to be here! [06:14] Karios     Lammis! Boxxo! [06:16] Karios     Be careful out there. [06:18] Lammis     We will. [06:19] Kerioyl     Okay, time to go! [06:22] Kerioyl     Lammis and Boxxo, you can ride, too. [06:24] Lammis     No, I'll just walk like     this. It's good training. [06:28] Hulemy     I'll be happy to take your place, then. [06:33] Lammis     You're coming too, Hulemy? [06:35] Hulemy     Sure. [06:35] Hulemy     If it's an ecological survey, shouldn't you      have someone well-informed along? [06:40] Hulemy     Director Bear himself hired me to go. [06:44] protagonist     Did she keep it under wraps*     just to surprise us? [06:47] protagonist     Well, things should be okay with     the Menagerie of Fools along. [06:52] Kerioyl     Gotta love this weather. [06:54] Kerioyl     To be honest, it's not my style to live     behind a stockade in town. [06:59] Kerioyl     I'll waste away if I don't take     a breather outside now and then. [07:03] Boxxo     Hello there. [07:05] Shui     Anyone ready for a break? [07:08] Shui     I'm famished. [07:18] Lammis     Th-Thank you! [07:20] Kerioyl     No prob. [07:24] Lammis     Maybe I should do something, too. [07:26] Lammis     I could try throwing rocks. [07:28] protagonist     Throwing, huh? [07:30] protagonist     That'd put her excessive     strength to good use. [07:34] Hulemy     Lammis. [07:38] Lammis     This is that bubbly drink. [07:40] Lammis     The container's harder than usual. [07:43] Hulemy     Isn't he telling you to throw that? [07:45] Lammis     Of course! [07:51] Hulemy     Wow, that got some serious distance. [07:54] Lammis     I can't stand it! [08:01] Shui     Getting to eat all this     good stuff on a campaign? [08:04] Shui     I'm glad I took part! [08:07] Filmina     Looks like thanks to Boxxo, we aren't going     to have to worry about running out of food. [08:12] Aka     This time we won't have to catch     monsters and roast them whole! [08:15] Shiro     Good! I'm so glad! [08:19] Hulemy     Excuse me, I'll be back. [08:22] Lammis     Be careful. [08:25] Hulemy     Are you going to show us     some new function again? SIGN    Emergency     Stockpile [08:28] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    Emergency      Stockpile [08:29] Hulemy     Something's been added onto your side. [08:32] Hulemy     Is this a foldable chair? [08:35] Hulemy     What's the hole for? [08:38] Hulemy     This bag fits right into the chair hole! [08:41] Hulemy     That just leaves how to use this. [08:47] Hulemy     A tent just big enough for one person... [08:50] Hulemy     And a chair with a hole and a bag... [08:53] Hulemy     Is this a toilet?! [08:55] Lammis     Toilet? [08:56] protagonist     Yes! It's a simple toilet, installed     on the sides of vending machines [09:00] protagonist     as a disaster management service! [09:02] Hulemy     I get it. [09:03] Hulemy     This way, nobody will see you, [09:06] Hulemy     and if you close the bag once you're     done, the stink won't get out. [09:09] Filmina     Is that true?! [09:11] Hulemy     Right, Boxxo? [09:12] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:14] Filmina     What a big help! [09:16] Kerioyl     How about it? [09:18] Kerioyl     It's because I talked Boxxo into coming     that you can use these conveniences. [09:23] Kerioyl     Go on, sing my praises! [09:26] Filmina     You don't get credit on account     of Boxxo being amazing. [09:30] Kerioyl     Ouch. [09:35] Kerioyl     We're in their territory now,     so you guys stay on guard. [09:39] Aka     Then you should keep watch too, Captain. [09:42] Kerioyl     Screw that. [09:43] Shiro     Wanna poke him from below with a spear? [09:46] protagonist     I think you should! [09:47] Filmina     Captain, please come down. [09:49] Filmina     We want do discuss how     we're going to proceed. [09:52] Kerioyl     If you insist. [09:55] Kerioyl     Aka and Shiro, you guys go scouting. [09:57] Aka     All right, fine. [10:00] protagonist     He wants those two to handle recon? [10:03] Shiro     Okay, let's get going. [10:03] protagonist     By all appearances, they look more like the     guys in a group who are the life of the party. [10:05] Aka     This'll be a breeze. [10:12] protagonist     This just goes to show you shouldn't     judge people by their appearances. [10:17] Kerioyl     Might as well wait and take it easy. [10:20] Kerioyl     Boxxo, you got any tasty snacks? [10:23] Filmina     Some of that sweetened tea for me. [10:25] Boxxo     Hello there. [10:28] Aka     We're back! [10:30] Shiro     Just now! [10:31] Kerioyl     Hey, good work. [10:33] Kerioyl     Take a break, then report. [10:35] Shiro/Aka     Yes, sir! [10:39] Shiro     Let's see. Was it about two     hours northeast of here, Aka? [10:44] Aka     That's right, Shiro. [10:45] Aka     There's a small marsh, without about     thirty of them splashing around. [10:49] Kerioyl     Thirty? How big is that     for a typical group? [10:53] Hulemy     They range from ten to fifty at the most. [10:56] Hulemy     Thirty means a mid-sized group. [10:59] Hulemy     How tall were they? [11:00] Hulemy     Um, on their hind legs,     maybe about as tall as us. [11:05] Shiro     Yeah, about the same. [11:07] Hulemy     That's smaller than usual. [11:09] Hulemy     Have they been short on food,     since they can't attack frog fiends? [11:13] Kerioyl     Aren't crocodile fiends the most     vicious of the three major groups? [11:19] Kerioyl     If frog fiend numbers increased lately,     wouldn't they be happy since that means more food? [11:25] Hulemy     That's because of that     recent king frog fiend. [11:29] Hulemy     They're certainly absurdly strong     in battle, but they also lead well. [11:33] Hulemy     Small groups and individuals     tend to gather to them. [11:37] protagonist     No wonder we had to be so     careful dealing with them. [11:40] Kerioyl     If it's not a big group,     why not just leave them be? [11:44] Filmina     Captain, crocodile fiends are carnivorous. [11:47] Filmina     What do you think they'll attack     to satisfy their hunger? [11:50] Kerioyl     Humans... [11:53] Kerioyl     Still though, this job only     involves information gathering. [11:57] Kerioyl     We don't need to go killing them. [11:59] Filmina     Crocodile fiend materials     fetch a high price! [12:02] Filmina     Now's our chance, while they've been weakened! [12:04] Aka     The vice captain changes completely     when money is involved. [12:04] Kerioyl     Yeah, but there's still risk involved,     and we should make sure we're prepared. [12:08] Shiro     She usually has such a cool head, too. [12:11] protagonist     Is Vice Captain Filmina a miser? [12:15] protagonist     No, look at her captain.     Money's probably a big challenge. [12:19] Kerioyl     Then I guess we'll go put them down. [12:21] Kerioyl     We usually attack at night. [12:24] Hulemy     I'd avoid that. [12:26] Hulemy     Crocodile fiends are nocturnal. [12:28] Hulemy     They're more ferocious at night. [12:30] Lammis     Oh, is that so? [12:30] protagonist     Oh, is that so? [12:33] protagonist     Lammis and I overlapped. [12:35] Kerioyl     Then we'll get plenty of rest     tonight and move in the morning. [12:39] Kerioyl     I'm countin' on all of you! [12:41] Aka/Shiro/Lammis/Shui     Yeah! [12:52] Hulemy     Once the fighting starts,     I'll have nothing to do. [12:55] Hulemy     Lammis, don't take too many chances. [12:57] Lammis     Sure. [12:58] Hulemy     Boxxo, if things get bad,     protect Lammis for me. [13:02] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:04] Lammis     I'm relying on you, Boxxo. [13:07] Hulemy     I wish I could help somehow, too. [13:10] Hulemy     When it comes to crocodile     fiend weaknesses— [13:14] Hulemy     What's up, Boxxo? SIGN    Automatic Ice Machine          For inquires, contact     Iceberg Ice Machines, Inc. [13:16] Hulemy     You're using a weird form again. [13:22] Hulemy     What's this? [13:23] Lammis     Wow, it's cold! [13:26] Hulemy     That's ice, isn't it? [13:29] Lammis     But what's he doing, dispensing ice? [13:32] Hulemy     He's telling us to use it     for the crocodile hunt. [13:35] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:37] Hulemy     Boxxo, can you dispense a     ridiculous amount of this ice? [13:41] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:43] Hulemy     Looks like this will turn     out to be interesting. [13:46] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [13:48] Lammis     Come on, tell me so I understand, too! [13:56] Aka     Captain! [13:58] Aka     The crocodile fiends have come ashore! [14:01] Shiro     They were shivering like they were cold! [14:03] Kerioyl     Good work. [14:04] Kerioyl     Looks like it worked as planned. [14:07] Kerioyl     Vice Captain, is it possible to     obstruct their view with fog magic? [14:12] Filmina     Covering the entire marsh     with fog is too difficult. [14:15] Kerioyl     What to do, then? [14:18] Kerioyl     We could split them into groups... [14:22] Kerioyl     What is it, Boxxo?! [14:25] Lammis     What's this shape? I've never seen it. [14:29] Kerioyl     What's that? It's awful cloudy to be ice. [14:32] Kerioyl     Is it like hardened snow? [14:35] Boxxo     Too bad. [14:37] Lammis     Captain, I think maybe     he's saying, "Don't touch." [14:41] Hulemy     Maybe it's dangerous to touch it barehanded. [14:44] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:45] Kerioyl     S-Sure... [14:49] Kerioyl     Say what?! [14:50] Kerioyl     It's giving off a fog! [14:52] Filmina     That's amazing, Boxxo! [14:54] Filmina     Combined with my magic, we can     cover the entire marsh with fog. [14:58] Kerioyl     Not bad, Boxxo! I knew     I picked the right magic item. [15:03] Filmina     He's more useful than you are, Captain. [15:09] Filmina     Captain, stop moping and give us orders. [15:14] Kerioyl     Just go pick them off one by one. [15:16] Kerioyl     Your useless captain's going to help     himself to sweetened tea while he watches. [15:22] Lammis     Well, I'm going to go, but Boxxo     needs to keep dumping that stuff. [15:29] Lammis     Will you be okay without me? [15:31] Boxxo     Hello there. [15:32] Hulemy     Go on, and be careful. [15:34] Hulemy     If it gets dangerous, come back right away. [15:37] Lammis     Sure! [15:39] Lammis     Okay, we'll be back! [15:41] Hulemy     Yep! [15:43] Hulemy     Well, the Menagerie of Fools     are a bunch of master hunters. [15:47] Hulemy     I'm sure they know when it's     too dangerous to stick around. [15:50] Hulemy     Boxxo, I want to talk to you for a bit. [15:53] Boxxo     Hello there. [15:54] Hulemy     I accepted this job straight     from the director. [15:59] Hulemy     But what he wanted me to do was go find out     why things are awry in Clearflow Lake stratum. [16:05] Hulemy     I don't think you know this, but each     stratum has a being called a "lord." [16:11] Hulemy     It will appear on rare occasions,     but nobody knows what triggers it. [16:15] Hulemy     It's been known to take years, even decades. [16:19] protagonist     That must be the boss character, like you     often see on each level of a dungeon. [16:23] Hulemy     Looks like the director thinks these     disturbances might mean the revival of the lord. [16:29] Boxxo     Hello there. [16:31] Hulemy     You know, there's a rumor that if you defeat     a lord, you'll get a superb treasure. [16:36] Hulemy     Well, in any case, we're never going     to hit the jackpot on our first try. [16:42] Hulemy     What's this sound? [16:46] Hulemy     No way! [16:58] Hulemy     What's with this timing?!     The damn lord's here?! [17:03] Hulemy     Shit! There's even stratum split! [17:06] protagonist     Stratum split? [17:07] protagonist     I don't know what that is, but I can     tell something bad is happening! [17:11] Hulemy     Where's Lammis?! [17:12] Kerioyl     She's just unconscious! [17:14] Kerioyl     Hulemy, grab hold of my hand! [17:16] Hulemy     What about Boxxo?!     You're saying leave him here?! [17:21] Hulemy     Boxxo, what's the big idea?! [17:27] Kerioyl     Sorry, Boxxo! We'll come back for you! [17:30] Hulemy     Get your damn hands off me! [17:32] Hulemy     Boxxo! [17:34] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [17:36] protagonist     Okay. [17:37] protagonist     Form change! [17:42] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:43] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:45] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:46] protagonist     Raise durability by 100 to 200! [17:48] protagonist     Raise toughness by 30 to 50! [17:51] protagonist     Might not make much difference, though! [17:58] audio guide     Points decreased by 1,000. [18:00] protagonist     One thousand?! [18:01] protagonist     That must mean, I use up a lot of points [18:04] protagonist     when I get hit with an attack     stronger than the barrier. [18:06] protagonist     If that hit me without the barrier,     there wouldn't be even a trace left! [18:10] protagonist     Which makes it even more important     I don't let it go after the group! [18:19] protagonist     I'll use the barrier to expel     these fried-chicken lunches! [18:29] protagonist     Good, it took the bait! [18:31] protagonist     In that case, here's a ton of them! SIGN    Deep-Fried Chicken [18:39] Boxxo     Hello there. [18:54] protagonist     Okay. [18:59] protagonist     So, this is its stomach. [19:03] protagonist     My points are dropping in a hurry! [19:05] protagonist     Which means I don't have much time. [19:08] protagonist     So I'll start right in on being a pain! SIGN    Completely gets rid     of any and all stains [19:15] protagonist     I'll use the barrier! [19:18] protagonist     Look at 'em go. [19:20] protagonist     I'll give your stomach a good cleanse! [19:28] protagonist     That's having quite an effect. [19:30] protagonist     But it'll only give it a stomachache! [19:32] protagonist     It won't be enough to finish it off. [19:36] protagonist     Now I'm a gas vending machine! You sometimes     see these around old inns and dorms. [19:40] protagonist     I only have one goal for changing into this! [19:44] protagonist     First, I'll fill the barrier with lots     of gas, then release it outside! [19:54] protagonist     The problem is fire. [19:55] protagonist     I'll change into the mode     where I warm up frozen food, SIGN    Imagawayaki SIGN    Yakisoba [19:59] protagonist     then replenish an item into     my internal microwave! [20:02] protagonist     Can I manage to put just one item     in there, like how I normally replenish? [20:07] protagonist     This vending machine is my body. [20:10] protagonist     I've been with it for months now! [20:12] protagonist     I can handle this! [20:14] protagonist     Please, work! [20:17] protagonist     Good! [20:18] protagonist     Now a towel and a newspaper, the same way! SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup [20:23] protagonist     And now, the forbidden step! [20:26] protagonist     Heating a can in a microwave! [20:38] audio guide     Ten damage. Durability decreased by ten. [20:41] protagonist     And then, I expel these     three items from the barrier! [20:47] protagonist     I look forward to your next use. [21:05] protagonist     Ow! [21:09] protagonist     Where'd it go?! [21:12] protagonist     Those look like the eight-legged     crocodile's bones. [21:25] protagonist     Is this the superb treasure     Hulemy was talking about? [21:29] protagonist     Might as well take— [21:32] protagonist     W-W-Wait a minute! [21:34] protagonist     Is this that "stratum split" thing?! [21:36] protagonist     Hello! [21:37] protagonist     Is anyone around with the Blessing of Might?! [21:39] protagonist     Are there any customers strong enough to     easily carry around a vending machine?! [21:53] protagonist     During this desperate situation,     an image came to mind... [22:00] protagonist     That of Lammis crying. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Voracious Devils [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E7 - The Voracious Devils Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] protagonist     Ow! Ow... [00:17] protagonist     Where'd it go?! [00:19] protagonist     Those look like the eight-legged     crocodile's bones. [00:28] protagonist     Is this the superb treasure     Hulemy was talking about? [00:32] protagonist     Might as well take— [00:36] protagonist     W-W-Wait a minute! [00:37] protagonist     Is this that "stratum split" thing?! [00:39] protagonist     Hello! [00:40] protagonist     Is anyone around with     the Blessing of Might?! [00:43] protagonist     Are there any customers strong enough to     easily carry around a vending machine?! SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    The Voracious Devils [02:23] protagonist     C-Calm down! [02:25] protagonist     This calls for... [02:26] protagonist     This is a balloon vending machine! [02:29] protagonist     They were often placed on supermarket     rooftops or in amusement parks. [02:34] protagonist     This is too slow! [02:35] protagonist     Can't I inflate these     balloons faster than this?! [02:38] protagonist     Oh, I know! [02:39] protagonist     Do I just need to up my speed in my status? SIGN    Vitality SIGN    Speed SIGN    Speed SIGN    Dexterity SIGN    Luck SIGN    Attack SIGN    Defense [02:42] audio guide     Would you like to spend 10,000     points to increase speed by 10? [02:46] protagonist     I would! I would! [02:57] protagonist     But I'm still falling just as fast. [02:59] protagonist     In that case! [03:04] protagonist     This is a cardboard vending machine! [03:06] protagonist     Hand-shaped from cardboard, they used to     be popular with grade school students! [03:14] protagonist     Wh-What the hell is this?! [03:19] protagonist     O-Oh yeah, Hulemy was talking about this. [03:22] protagonist     That there's a giant labyrinth     beneath the Clearflow Lake stratum. [03:27] protagonist     That's one complicated maze. [03:29] protagonist     I'll play it safe and take     some security camera shots. [03:34] protagonist     That'll do! [03:35] protagonist     Once they're composited later,     they should prove useful. [03:45] protagonist     I managed to stick the landing,     but now what do I do? [03:50] protagonist     Oh yeah, the coin the eight-legged     crocodile dropped. [03:54] protagonist     But I can't pick it up. [03:57] protagonist     Maybe I can use points     for some new function. [04:00] protagonist     A-A million?! [04:02] protagonist     Why do I have so many points?! [04:04] protagonist     Oh! It's because I defeated that thing! [04:07] protagonist     I guess you get points primarily     from beating enemies. [04:11] protagonist     But, eh, things just happened     to work out well this time. [04:15] protagonist     My realistic approach is to earn     honest money as a vending machine. [04:21] protagonist     Anyway, what function can     I add with a million points? SIGN    Keep Cold     Keep Warm     Omnidirectional Vision     Dispense Hot Water (for cup noodles) SIGN    Oxygen Vending Machine     Magazine Vending Machine     Gas Vending Machine     Cardboard Vending Machine SIGN    Lollipop Vending Machine     Change Paint Color     Boxed Goods Support     Vending Machine Security Camera SIGN    Coin-Op Vacuum Cleaner     Vending Machine Rank-Up     Kerosene Pump     Electric Bulletin Board Functionality [04:26] protagonist     What are these words that stir my     vending machine-obsessed soul?! [04:31] protagonist     Yup, that's the one! SIGN    Vending Machine Rank-Up [04:37] audio guide     Your vending machine rank increased to two. SIGN    Boxxo SIGN    Rank SIGN    Durability SIGN    Toughness SIGN    Strength SIGN    Speed SIGN    Dexterity SIGN    Magic [04:41] protagonist     Aha. As long as it adheres to the     definition of "vending machine," [04:44] protagonist     I can transform into things     I wasn't able to turn into before. [04:48] protagonist     Okay, I'll use this function! [04:54] protagonist     This is a coin-op vacuum cleaner! [04:57] protagonist     You often see them set up     in self-serve car washes. [05:00] protagonist     Commence suction! SIGN    You obtained an eight-legged crocodile coin [05:06] protagonist     Good, that went well. [05:08] protagonist     Now I'll find out what the coin can do. SIGN    Investigate SIGN    Sleep SIGN    Conserve Power SIGN    Inspect SIGN    Goods SIGN    Inventory SIGN    Status SIGN    Functions SIGN    Abilities SIGN    Blessings SIGN    Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin [05:12] audio guide     The Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin.     Proof that you defeated a stratum lord. [05:17] protagonist     What, that's all? [05:18] protagonist     Well, I didn't learn much, but     there's no harm in keeping it. [05:24] protagonist     Wh-What?! [05:25] audio guide     Your transformation time for today     is about to exceed two hours. [05:30] audio guide     Please revert to your original     vending machine form. [05:33] protagonist     I-I-I just need to change back. [05:39] protagonist     I didn't know there was a time limit. [05:43] protagonist     I'm also below 20,000 points now, so I should     knock it off with all the transformations. [05:51] protagonist     What nice weather. [05:54] protagonist     Not a single person has come by since then,     but I'm not worried in the least. [05:59] protagonist     Because... [06:01] protagonist     Now that I've added my     new solar panel function, [06:04] protagonist     I can save up points on sunny     days with no effort! [06:08] protagonist     All I have to do is bask in     the sun. It's so convenient! [06:15] protagonist     What's that? [06:18] protagonist     A little black bear? [06:20] protagonist     No, are they cats? [06:29] protagonist     They're being chased by those guys! [06:31] Pell     Go away! [06:35] Suco     Just leave me behind already! [06:38] Mikenne     You know we can't do that! [06:40] protagonist     She's injured! Okay then! [06:48] protagonist     Okay, here they come! [06:56] protagonist     That went well. [06:59] protagonist     Still, those bearcats were adorable! [07:03] Pell     Huh? They're gone. [07:06] Mikenne     You're right. I was sure they     chased us this far, though. [07:10] Suco     Yeah. [07:11] protagonist     Yay! They came back! [07:15] Suco     What's that thing? [07:18] Suco     Was this here when we came through before? [07:21] Pell     I dunno. [07:23] protagonist     I'm so happy. [07:25] protagonist     I'd love to enjoy this bliss,     surrounded by bearcats. [07:30] protagonist     But, priorities... [07:32] Boxxo     Hello there. [07:36] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [07:41] four bearcats     It spoke! [07:43] protagonist     Oh, man! Looks like I scared them! [07:45] protagonist     If I lose these bearcats now, there's no     telling when I'll next meet anyone! [07:50] protagonist     In that case... SIGN    Fried chicken     Hamburger combo     Imagawayaki SIGN    Grilled rice balls     Hot dog     Yakisoba SIGN    Pasta with cream sauce     French fries     Takoyaki [07:56] Suco     It changed shape? [07:58] Short     G-Guys, be careful! [08:03] Pell     Hey, shouldn't we just leave? [08:12] Short     That scent... It's meat? [08:18] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:19] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [08:21] Suco     Maybe it's a box that sells things. [08:25] Mikenne     Be cautious, Suco. [08:26] Mikenne     Maybe it's a trap that uses food as bait. [08:31] Mikenne     Pell, don't go near it! [08:32] Mikenne     And Short, keep your distance. [08:35] Short     B-But Mikenne... [08:37] protagonist     Now I've figured out their names. [08:40] protagonist     The slender leader guy is Mikenne. [08:43] protagonist     The one with the droopy ears is Suco. [08:45] protagonist     The chubby one is Pell. [08:47] protagonist     And the blackish brown one is Short. [08:49] Pell     Let's just try some! I'm hungry! [08:53] Mikenne     Have some pride, Pell! You're one of the pouched      bearcat fiends, A.K.A. the devouring devils! [08:59] protagonist     Devouring devils? [09:02] protagonist     Oh! I knew they reminded me of something! [09:05] protagonist     They're Tasmanian devils! [09:07] protagonist     They're carnivores, and they eat quite a lot. [09:11] Pell     I can't take it! [09:17] Pell     That was so good! [09:19] Short     I-I'm gonna eat too! [09:21] Suco     Maybe it comes out if you put coins in here. [09:23] Mikenne     Hold on, Suco! Short! [09:27] Short     Th-That's too good! [09:29] Suco     I'll have some too! [09:31] Suco     Yum! [09:32] Pell     I want seconds! [09:34] Mikenne     What would you do if it was a trap? [09:39] Mikenne     W-Well, as leader, I can at     least test it for poison. [09:44] Mikenne     This meat's so juicy, it's overflowing! [09:46] Mikenne     Tastes so good! [09:49] protagonist     I've conquered them all. [09:54] protagonist     Based on things the bearcats said, [09:56] protagonist     they're hunters, and their group     is called the Voracious Devils. [10:01] protagonist     But according to them, their expenses     are high for some reason, [10:05] protagonist     and they've come to this stratum in     the hopes of getting rich quick. [10:09] protagonist     You know, it's easy for a bystander     to see why their overhead is so high. [10:15] Mikenne     Guys, about what we should do from here... [10:18] Mikenne     I think we should find our     way back to the entrance. [10:20] Pell     M-Maybe we should go back. [10:24] Pell     I mean, it's scary here. [10:26] Suco     But we haven't gotten any treasure. [10:29] Mikenne     Oh, we already found some treasure. [10:33] Suco     Ah, right! [10:34] Short     Makes sense. [10:36] protagonist     I don't mind being called treasure,     but I'm nobody's property, [10:41] protagonist     and I already have Lammis for a partner! [10:44] Boxxo     Too bad. [10:47] Suco     That scared me! [10:49] Suco     It can say more than just "hello there." [10:52] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [10:54] Pell     It's true. [10:56] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [10:58] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [11:00] Pell     Was it reacting to our voices just now? [11:03] Suco     Might just be a coincidence. [11:05] Mikenne     The timing made it sound     like a response, though. [11:08] Short     Don't tell me this box thinks for itself? [11:11] Mikenne     Maybe it understands what     we're saying or something? [11:15] protagonist     The words I've been waiting for! [11:18] Boxxo     Hello there. [11:20] Mikenne     Nah, it doesn't understand us. [11:24] Mikenne     It's just responding with whatever. [11:26] protagonist     No, no, no! Think it through! [11:29] protagonist     I can only say canned phrases,     and that's how I have to get by! [11:33] Boxxo     Too bad. [11:34] Suco     You're right. It's just reacting. [11:37] Pell     Well, heck. [11:38] Short     I guess there was no way. [11:40] protagonist     Come on, think about it a little harder! [11:44] Mikenne     But we found it and all, so maybe we should     bring this magic item back with us? [11:48] Suco/Pell/Short     Yeah! [11:50] protagonist     Oh well. At least I can have     them take me to the entrance. [11:53] Mikenne     Well, Suco is injured, so the     three of us will carry it. [11:59] protagonist     This figures. [12:01] protagonist     I could turn into cardboard so they can     carry me, but it might scare them away. [12:07] protagonist     I know! [12:09] Pell     Huh? Feels like it got a little lighter. [12:12] Suco     Look, the box has wheels on the bottom now. [12:15] Short     We can move it now, can't we? [12:18] Pell/Mikenne/Short     Heave-ho! [12:21] Mikenne     It's moving! [12:23] Suco     Yay! Now we can eat anytime! [12:26] Short     No, look how convenient a magic item it is. [12:28] Short     If we sell it to somewhere like     Chains Restaurant, we'll make a fortune! [12:32] Mikenne     That's right. [12:33] Suco     Short, you're so smart! [12:35] protagonist     Sorry to rain on your parade, but     I have no intention of being sold. [12:38] protagonist     Also, Chains Restaurant?     Them's fightin' words, my friend! [12:45] Short     We're not far from where those     hugehog fiends showed up. [12:49] Suco     They sprung out from that fork so     fast. I got hurt I was so surprised. [12:53] protagonist     So, that's what happened. [12:55] protagonist     I think I'll let them know about my barrier. [12:59] Pell     Wh-What's this?! [13:01] Mikenne     Blue see-through walls?! [13:03] Suco     You guys okay?! [13:04] Pell     W-We can't get out! Mikenne! Suco! Help! [13:08] Suco     Let them out! [13:10] Short     This is your doing?! [13:12] Pell     Short! [13:13] Short     Ow! [13:15] Mikenne     What's the big idea, magic item?! [13:17] protagonist     I made them wary of me instead! [13:20] protagonist     I'll release Pell too to clear this up. [13:25] Pell     Oh, I'm out. [13:27] Mikenne     Pell! [13:28] Short     The magic item put us outside on purpose? [13:32] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:36] Suco     It changed shape? [13:37] Mikenne     Are you messing with us? [13:39] Mikenne     "Hello there" my paw! [13:41] protagonist     I'll just have to search for some     new way to communicate with them. [13:45] protagonist     I'll try that function I've     been wondering about! SIGN    Hello there. Please insert coins. [13:55] Suco     What's that? SIGN    Thank you very much. [13:56] Suco     There are funny pictures moving in a line. [14:00] protagonist     All I can put on this board     are my standard messages?! [14:04] Mikenne     Maybe they're letters? [14:06] Mikenne     I've never seen them before, though. [14:09] protagonist     Of course you can't read it. [14:11] protagonist     Because it's in Japanese! [14:13] Mikenne     In other words, the magic     item box has rejected us. [14:17] Boxxo     Too bad. [14:18] Suco     "Too bad," it said. [14:19] Mikenne     See, told you so. [14:21] protagonist     You've got it wrong! [14:23] protagonist     This is so frustrating! [14:30] Pell     There's no way a box that can make     food this good can be a bad guy! [14:35] Suco     Yep, because it's so tasty! [14:38] Short     Yeah, you said it! [14:40] Mikenne     Yeah. It's good, so who cares? [14:43] protagonist     That's all it takes for you guys? [14:48] Suco     That was a hugehog fiend's voice! [14:49] Mikenne     Let's get out of here! [14:54] protagonist     There they are again! [14:57] protagonist     This is a kerosene pump, that thing at     gasoline stands you depend on in the winter. [15:05] protagonist     Okay, now I'll pull the lever! [15:08] protagonist     H-Huh? [15:09] protagonist     No kerosene comes out when     the nozzle's secured! [15:12] protagonist     That's Japanese craftsmanship for you. [15:14] protagonist     This is no time to be impressed! [15:17] protagonist     Now what?! [15:22] protagonist     Not sure what happened, but I'm in luck! [15:29] protagonist     That's what you get for bullying! [15:31] protagonist     Something doesn't seem right. [15:35] protagonist     What's that?! [15:38] Short     You're kidding! [15:40] Pell     Th-That's the... [15:41] Suco     Flame Skeletitan! [15:45] Mikenne     Everybody run! [16:10] Mikenne     I never thought the stratum     lord would show up. [16:14] Suco     That really scared me. [16:16] Short     They say you get a treasure if     you defeat the Flame Skeletitan, [16:19] Short     but how're you supposed to take     down something like that?! [16:23] protagonist     I agree with Short. [16:25] protagonist     That thing's probably unbeatable! [16:34] protagonist     I have a number of misgivings. [16:39] protagonist     But it soothes me so much to     watch them sleeping happily. [16:47] protagonist     What's that sound? [16:51] protagonist     I should wake everyone up. [16:54] Boxxo     Hello there. [16:55] Pell     Just twenty more pieces of meat... [16:59] Suco     Mikenne, Short... Two guys     shouldn't be doing that... [17:05] protagonist     I'm getting a rotten vibe     from Suco's sleep talking! [17:07] protagonist     Uh-oh! They're coming closer! [17:09] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [17:13] Mikenne     Wh-What?! [17:14] Suco     What's going on? [17:16] Mikenne     Flame scolls! [17:17] Mikenne     If we don't deal with them quick,     they'll summon the Flame Skeletitan! [17:20] Short     Um, what's their weakness?! SIGN    Megumi Natural Water [17:25] Pell     Water fell out of the magic item box! [17:28] Mikenne     Good! We're in luck! [17:29] Pell/Suco/Short     Take this! [17:37] Mikenne     Now! [17:43] Pell/Suco/Short     Yes! [17:46] protagonist     They're pretty quick on their feet. [17:48] protagonist     Maybe they're powerful after all. [17:51] protagonist     Not that you'd guess from     their usual attitude. [17:55] Mikenne     We might be attacked again, so     let's each keep a water handy. [18:00] Short     Okay! [18:02] Pell     But this magic item box is incredible. [18:05] Pell     When we think we want some meat,     it gives us some, and now water, too. [18:09] Pell     It's like it has a mind of its own. [18:12] protagonist     Oh, Pell! The power of logic comPells you! [18:15] protagonist     Now it looks like we might     understand each other! [18:18] Boxxo     Hello there. [18:20] Mikenne     No way. [18:21] Mikenne     See, it's still just saying     things entirely unrelated. [18:25] protagonist     Damn it, next time you're     getting cold fried chicken. [18:32] Short     We should be about at the exit. [18:36] Mikenne     Sounds like someone's fighting up ahead. [18:39] Short     Yeah, I definitely hear the sound of battle. [18:42] protagonist     I can't hear it. [18:45] protagonist     They must have pretty good hearing. [18:47] Suco     Sounds like a bunch of them. [18:49] Mikenne     Now what? [18:50] Short     I'll go take a quick look. [18:52] Mikenne     Okay. Be careful. [18:54] Short     Yeah. [18:59] Short     Hey, guys! [19:01] Short     Director Bear's there! Let's go meet up! [19:05] Mikenne     Isn't Director Bear supposed to     be on the Clearflow Lake stratum? [19:09] protagonist     Director Bear is here! I'm saved! [19:12] Short     Oh yeah, one of the hunters was amazing. [19:15] Short     She kept yelling nonsense like "Boxxo!" [19:18] Short     And she shattered a bunch of rock     fiends with kicks and punches. [19:22] Pell     No way, humans can't shatter     rock fiends barehanded. [19:25] Short     It's true! [19:27] Short     And I'm pretty sure she said,     "He's got me so worried, [19:30] Short     I won't feel better until     I nail him with a solid hit." [19:35] Mikenne     This box suddenly got heavier. [19:38] Lammis     Boxxo! [19:52] Lammis     Boxxo! SIGN    120 damage     Durability decreased by 120 [20:01] Hulemy     Way to worry us. [20:05] Hulemy     But I was confident you'd     turn out to be okay. [20:09] protagonist     They really were worried about me. [20:12] Kerioyl     I'm glad you're okay, Boxxo. [20:15] Kerioyl     If we weren't able to find you... [20:17] Aka     That was a close call, Shiro. [20:19] Shiro     It sure was, Aka. [20:21] protagonist     What's that supposed to mean? [20:23] Filmina     Actually, when we told Lammis     how we abandoned you... [20:28] Shui     ...she got up in the captain's     face with such a menacing look, [20:30] Shui     who knows what would've happened     if we hadn't found you? [20:33] Filmina     Indeed. [20:35] Kerioyl     I'll say. [20:37] protagonist     Aha, Lammis is the one     who got everyone moving. [20:42] Mikenne     Ow... [20:44] Mikenne     Long time no see, Director. [20:47] Director Bear     Oh, the Band of Gluttons! [20:50] Director Bear     Not only did you find Boxxo,     you even guarded him. [20:53] Director Bear     I appreciate it. [20:55] Director Bear     Good work from the Menagerie of Fools, too. [20:58] Director Bear     I owe you all a meal. [20:59] four devils/Shui/Aka/Shiro     Yay! [21:01] Mikenne     By the way, Director. What is "Boxxo"? [21:04] Director Bear     It's no wonder you don't know, Mikenne. [21:07] Director Bear     You see, this magic item is named Boxxo. [21:11] Director Bear     He's a resident of the     Clearflow Lake stratum. [21:14] Mikenne     But this is just a convenient magic item... [21:17] Director Bear     Oh, you guys haven't noticed. [21:21] Director Bear     Boxxo is capable of understanding us. [21:24] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:25] Mikenne     See, all it says is "Hello there." [21:29] Lammis     Boxxo's limited in what he can say. [21:32] Lammis     "Hello there" means "yes,"     and "too bad" is "no." [21:36] Mikenne     Um, that stuff we ate so much     of was fried meat, right? [21:42] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:44] Mikenne     His name is Short. [21:46] Boxxo     Too bad. [21:49] Mikenne     You mean, you understood     everything we were saying? [21:54] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:57] Mikenne/Pell/Suco/Short     No way! [22:02] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E8 - The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Director Bear     Our first goal this time around     was to find you, Boxxo. [00:16] Director Bear     We could just return at this point, [00:18] Director Bear     but we also have another objective     for coming to the Labyrinth stratum. [00:22] protagonist     Objective? [00:24] Director Bear     This is a request from     the Menagerie of Fools, [00:26] Director Bear     and it's to defeat the Flame     Skeletitan stratum lord. [00:30] protagonist     That one we encountered before. [00:32] Director Bear     We originally weren't     considering defeating it, [00:36] Director Bear     but it does present a danger     for hunters if left unchecked. [00:40] Director Bear     We'd like to go ahead and     take it down, if possible. [00:42] Director Bear     It's my duty as director of     the Hunters Association. [00:45] protagonist     Director Bear is a fine leader. [00:48] Director Bear     I imagine it's best to let the     Menagerie explain the rest. [00:54] Kerioyl     As I think the director told you,     we want to defeat this stratum's lord. [00:59] Kerioyl     And for that, we want your assistance. [01:02] protagonist     It's one thing to say that... [01:04] Kerioyl     I'm sure that's a lot to take in. [01:07] Kerioyl     Let me do a little more explaining. [01:10] Kerioyl     Everybody in the Menagerie has a goal. [01:13] Kerioyl     We've resolved ourselves to do     whatever it takes to accomplish it, [01:17] Kerioyl     even if it means people treat us like     fools or scornfully call us a menagerie. [01:22] Kerioyl     Boxxo, do you know the     legend of the labyrinth? [01:26] Boxxo     Too bad. [01:27] Kerioyl     They say whoever reaches the lowest     level of the labyrinth—in other words, [01:32] Kerioyl     the dungeon—and meets the requirements     can have any wish granted. [01:36] protagonist     Any wish granted? SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum [03:11] Kerioyl     Even if there are those who've reached the     lowest level, nobody's conquered it yet. [03:17] Kerioyl     We don't know what the requirements are,     but anyway, that's what we're after. [03:22] Lammis     Requirements? [03:24] Kerioyl     Rumor has it that for each     wish you want granted, [03:27] Kerioyl     you need one of those coins that drops     when you take down a stratum lord. [03:32] protagonist     He means that eight-legged crocodile     coin I have in my inventory. [03:37] protagonist     I didn't know it was that valuable. [03:40] Kerioyl     The Menagerie of Fools has eight members. [03:44] Kerioyl     The twins have the same wish. [03:45] Kerioyl     The vice captain and I also share one,      so we want six granted in all. [03:50] Kerioyl     We've currently obtained three coins,      which isn't enough. [03:54] protagonist     This means if I use a coin,     I can have a wish granted, too! [03:59] protagonist     I could become a super     high-performance vending machine! [04:01] protagonist     Well, probably not. [04:03] Kerioyl     I heard from Hulemy that you've     got a human soul inside there. [04:08] Kerioyl     If you work alongside us, I think it'd     be possible to come back as a human. [04:14] Lammis     Is what you just said true?! [04:16] Lammis     Hey, tell me! [04:17] Hulemy     I remember seeing something     like that written in a book. [04:22] Hulemy     Boxxo, resurrected as a human, huh? [04:24] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [04:27] Kerioyl     Th-Thanks for the save, Boxxo. [04:30] Kerioyl     In any case, we have to reach the lowest     level first for it to mean anything. [04:34] Kerioyl     To develop our abilities, [04:37] Kerioyl     we're currently going     around to different strata [04:40] Kerioyl     and defeating the lords whenever     we hear one has appeared. [04:43] Kerioyl     By the way, Boxxo. [04:44] Kerioyl     Did you see a coin when you defeated     the eight-legged crocodile? [04:49] Boxxo     Hello there. [04:50] Kerioyl     Do you have it now, by any chance? [04:53] Boxxo     Hello there. [04:55] Kerioyl     Okay, that works out well. [04:58] Kerioyl     Boxxo, Lammis, would you     like to join the Menagerie? [05:03] Kerioyl     No, I won't tell you to     do everything with us. [05:07] Kerioyl     I want you to work with us on campaigns,     and when we need your help. [05:10] protagonist     Fine by me, but Lammis... [05:13] Lammis     Sure, I'll work with you. [05:15] Lammis     I want to get to talk to Boxxo,     and have him eat my cooking. [05:19] Hulemy     Twist my arm. [05:20] Hulemy     I'll work with you, too. [05:22] Kerioyl     I appreciate it. [05:24] Kerioyl     So, Boxxo. Will you help out? [05:28] Boxxo     Hello there. [05:30] Aka/Shiro     Hooray! [05:31] Kerioyl     Okay! Thanks! [05:33] Filmina     With Boxxo along, our food problems     are solved in one fell swoop. [05:37] Shui     Campaigns just became much more attractive! [05:41] protagonist     Back to being human... [05:55] protagonist     I wonder if I'd get to feel their     warmth if I had a human body. [06:03] Director Bear     Looks like everyone is ready. [06:05] Director Bear     Take a look at this map, then. [06:09] protagonist     This is the new map? [06:11] protagonist     I couldn't call that accurate,     even just to be nice. [06:14] protagonist     If only I could share my     security camera images. [06:17] protagonist     Oh, I could use this function! [06:22] protagonist     Show up. [06:23] protagonist     Show up, show up, show up! [06:31] Director Bear     That's... the Labyrinth stratum! [06:34] Director Bear     Boxxo, how did you get this? [06:37] Hulemy     Boxxo, are you able to show us     things you've seen yourself? [06:42] Boxxo     Hello there. [06:44] Director Bear     What a feat, Boxxo! [06:47] Director Bear     You're getting a bonus later     from the Hunters Association. [06:50] Kerioyl     Filmina, if you would. [06:52] Filmina     Understood. [06:54] protagonist     I hope this makes the     approach a little easier. [06:59] Director Bear     About how to defeat     the stratum lord, the Flame Skeletitan. [07:03] Director Bear     Up ahead on this path is a very large trap. [07:07] Director Bear     It only activates when     certain conditions are met. [07:11] Kerioyl     It has to do with weight, doesn't it? [07:13] Director Bear     That's right. [07:14] Director Bear     Anything above a set weight will activate     the trap, opening a large hole. [07:19] Director Bear     We once tried to move a large group through     this stratum and paid the price for it. [07:26] Director Bear     We'll drop the Flame     Skeletitan into that hole. [07:28] protagonist     It's a hole big enough for that     insanely big thing to fit into? [07:32] Hulemy     It seems unlikely a stratum lord would     fall for a trap in its own stratum. [07:36] Director Bear     We'll use that against it. [07:39] Director Bear     If a stratum lord won't automatically     activate the trap, we'll do it manually. [07:44] Kerioyl     Isn't that why the group this time is     about quality rather than quantity? [07:48] protagonist     That explains why Karios and Gorth are here. [07:52] protagonist     These two are more skilled     than your average guard. [07:56] Director Bear     Everyone, stay close to the left-hand wall. [08:00] Director Bear     So close that your back is up against it. [08:14] Director Bear     Be careful now. [08:16] Director Bear     I want you to clearly remember     the placement of the hole. [08:22] Kerioyl     Okay, time for a detailed explanation. [08:26] Kerioyl     The hole is over twice as deep     as the Flame Skeletitan is tall. [08:29] Kerioyl     We plan to lure it on top     of the hole and drop it in, [08:33] Kerioyl     but even if that works,     it's doubtful it'll finish it off. [08:37] Shui     Are we gonna attack it from up here? [08:40] Kerioyl     Yeah. [08:41] Kerioyl     But even if we attack from above, the fire     all over its body will melt everything. [08:47] Kerioyl     That's why I'm thinking of using     the vice captain's water magic [08:50] Kerioyl     and some water from Boxxo to fill the hole. [08:56] Hulemy     So, the plan is to put out the flames,     expose the bone like with flame scolls, [09:01] Hulemy     and then inflict damage. [09:04] Kerioyl     Boxxo, is it possible to sell or     discharge a large volume of water? [09:10] protagonist     I can dispense bottled water,     but it'll take days at that rate. [09:21] protagonist     Darn it! Vending machines are there     to be convenient for customers! [09:24] protagonist     I'll add a function! SIGN    Refreshing      Mr. Pressure [09:31] Kerioyl     That's another shape I've never seen. [09:35] Kerioyl     I take it this is your answer, Boxxo? [09:38] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    Refreshing     Mr. Pressure SIGN    Coin-Op      Power      Washer [09:40] Hulemy     That there are multiple things     sticking out must mean that [09:44] Hulemy     pushing them results in some reaction,      as when you buy things. [09:48] Lammis     There are some pictures here. SIGN    Insert Payment SIGN    Choose Settings SIGN    Activate Trigger SIGN    Replace When Done [09:50] Lammis     Maybe that's how you use it. [09:53] Hulemy     Let's see. Squeeze this and water comes out... [09:57] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:59] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [10:01] Kerioyl     Take it away, Vice Captain. [10:03] Filmina     It's just like you not to have the guts     to open your own coin purse, Captain. [10:12] Hulemy     Okay, everything's ready! [10:16] Hulemy     Whoa! [10:22] Hulemy     This is great! [10:24] Hulemy     That could easily extinguish a flame scoll! [10:27] Kerioyl     With that much water, filling the hole     will take days, but it should work. [10:31] Kerioyl     You're a lifesaver, Boxxo! [10:34] protagonist     Yeah, but there's a problem. [10:38] protagonist     I can only change forms for two hours a day. [10:43] protagonist     What a pain. [10:46] protagonist     It's been two days since then. [10:48] protagonist     For just one hour each day, I turn     into a power washer and spray water. [10:53] protagonist     At other times, I have them     throw in bottled water. [10:57] protagonist     Once it's been thrown, I do     away with just the bottles. [11:01] protagonist     Things like hugehog fiends and flame     scolls have shown up several times, [11:05] protagonist     but they're no threat for     a group of this skill level. [11:10] protagonist     When flame scolls appear,     Lammis puts me on her back, [11:14] protagonist     and Shui gleefully douses     them with the sprayer. [11:20] Mikenne     I'll go see how much water's collected. [11:23] Mikenne     Keep a firm grip on the lifeline. [11:28] Mikenne     It's as cold as midwinter down here. [11:32] Mikenne     Looks like this ground drains well! [11:34] Mikenne     It hasn't collected at all! [11:37] Director Bear     Is that so? [11:38] Kerioyl     I thought it was a good plan, though. [11:41] Kerioyl     Dropping it in the pit should prove     effective, but we'll have to rethink this. [11:47] protagonist     It has good drainage? Well, then! [11:52] Kerioyl     Oh? Boxxo, what's with the sudden change? [11:56] Kerioyl     Is that... [11:58] Kerioyl     Ah, so that's it! SIGN    Automatic Ice Machine [11:59] Kerioyl     If it's cold down there, we can     dump ice instead of water! [12:06] protagonist     My speed has increased,     so I'm also dumping ice faster, [12:11] protagonist     but are water and ice going to be     enough against that stratum lord? [12:31] Lammis     Boxxo, are you thinking about something? [12:34] protagonist     Huh? How can you tell? [12:37] Lammis     I don't think you've noticed this, but when     you're thinking, your lighting flickers. [12:42] protagonist     It does? [12:44] Lammis     Boxxo, can I ask you something? [12:46] Boxxo     Hello there. [12:48] Lammis     Do you want to be human again? [12:52] protagonist     Normally, you'd think I would. [12:56] protagonist     That was something I wanted at first. [13:00] protagonist     I'd still like to do it so Lammis     and I could have conversations. [13:04] protagonist     But at some point it hit me. [13:07] protagonist     If I ceased to be a vending machine,     would I be worth anything? [13:13] protagonist     Right now, I have a sense of     value for Lammis and the others. [13:18] protagonist     But if I went back to being human... [13:21] Lammis     Boxxo? [13:22] protagonist     Of course, I'm sure they'd     be happy at first. [13:26] protagonist     But once word got around that I was useless,     they might wish I was still a vending machine. [13:32] protagonist     It makes me scared to think such things. [13:35] protagonist     That's why I still won't acquire     the Telepathy function. [13:39] protagonist     Pathetic, isn't it? [13:42] protagonist     I have more self-confidence as     a vending machine than as a human. [13:46] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:47] Boxxo     Too bad. [13:49] Lammis     You mean you aren't sure? [13:51] Lammis     I'd like to talk with you someday     and do all sorts of things. [13:56] Lammis     Oh, and like I said before,     you've got to try my cooking. [14:02] protagonist     She's right. [14:03] protagonist     I'll be human again,     and we'll walk side by side! [14:06] protagonist     Maybe that alone is enough! [14:13] protagonist     Several more days passed. [14:16] protagonist     Quite a bit has collected in the pit, so     it's finally time to put the plan into motion. [14:21] Hulemy     Be honest, Boxxo. How do things look? [14:25] Hulemy     Do you think this plan will work? [14:28] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:30] Hulemy     They say the Flame Skeletitan's fire is     hot enough to instantly vaporize water. [14:36] Hulemy     Is ice going to be enough? [14:39] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [15:08] Director Bear     Now, Mikenne! [15:09] Mikenne     Yes, sir! [15:17] Hulemy     Watch out, everyone!     Steam will come gushing out! [15:24] Hulemy     The water should vaporize. What's going on? [15:29] Mikenne     Guys! [15:30] Mikenne     The skeleton's fire is out! [15:33] Kerioyl     I don't know what happened,     but if it's out, it's out! [15:36] Kerioyl     Start throwing! [15:37] Hulemy     No steam, but the flames still went out? [15:41] protagonist     I'm the only one who knows why. [15:43] protagonist     What I was chucking into the hole     wasn't ice, it was dry ice! [15:48] protagonist     Dry ice is solidified carbon dioxide. [15:51] protagonist     When the Flame Skeletitan fell in,     the hole was filled with carbon dioxide. [15:55] protagonist     Fire can't burn without oxygen, [15:57] protagonist     and carbon dioxide collects at the     bottom since it's heavier than oxygen. [16:00] protagonist     In other words, the flames are extinguished. [16:03] protagonist     It's good this all worked well, but if     it had failed, we'd have been screwed. [16:08] Kerioyl     Mikenne, how does it look?! [16:11] Mikenne     It looks like it's taking     some amount of damage, [16:13] Mikenne     but I think we need to     hit it a little harder! [16:17] Kerioyl     A little harder, huh? [16:19] Shiro     Something heavy. [16:21] Aka     And hard and sturdy. [16:25] Kerioyl     Wouldn't Boxxo work? [16:28] Filmina     But if it doesn't work, he'll break. [16:31] Kerioyl     He was fine after falling     through a stratum split. [16:34] Kerioyl     Shouldn't this be fine? [16:36] protagonist     Uh, maybe you could stop talking about     something so unsafe right in front of me? [16:42] Lammis     No way! [16:43] Lammis     We can't force Boxxo into danger! [16:46] Hulemy     We can't be sure it would work. [16:48] Hulemy     I'm against it, too. [16:50] Kerioyl     You're right. [16:52] Kerioyl     It'd be cruel to put any more burden on him. [16:55] Filmina     Shall we jump in there and rush it? [16:57] Kerioyl     With the flames all gone, we could win! [17:00] protagonist     No, no, no, no! Don't do that! [17:03] protagonist     It's full of carbon dioxide down there! [17:05] protagonist     Go down there and you'll have trouble breathing,     then die of carbon dioxide poisoning! [17:09] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:10] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:11] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:11] Kerioyl     Oh, Boxxo agrees. [17:13] protagonist     Wrong! [17:15] Boxxo     Too bad. [17:16] Boxxo     Too bad. [17:17] Boxxo     Too bad. [17:18] Kerioyl     He doesn't? [17:20] Kerioyl     But if we just stand here... [17:22] Mikenne     The Flame Skeletitan's trying     to climb up the hole! [17:25] Kerioyl     We can't afford to miss this opportunity! [17:28] Kerioyl     Are you guys ready?! [17:29] protagonist     Things are about to fall apart! [17:32] protagonist     There has to be some way to stop them! [17:36] protagonist     I know! [17:39] Lammis     Boxxo, you suddenly changed... [17:44] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:45] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [17:46] Lammis     S-Stop that, Boxxo! [17:48] Lammis     We're not gonna buy stuff like that! [17:50] Lammis     You pervert! [17:54] Lammis     Boxxo?! [17:55] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [17:59] Lammis     Boxxo! [18:08] audio guide     Twelve damage. Durability decreased by twelve. [18:24] protagonist     Looks like I managed to finish it off. [18:26] protagonist     Everything's okay! [18:28] Lammis     Boxxo, you're so reckless! [18:32] Lammis     Just hold on, I'm coming to get you! [18:35] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:36] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:37] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:38] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:39] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:41] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:43] Hulemy     Boxxo! Does that mean it's     still dangerous down there?! [18:47] Boxxo     Hello there. [18:55] protagonist     There! SIGN    Investigate SIGN    Sleep SIGN    Conserve Power SIGN    Inspect SIGN    Goods SIGN    Inventory SIGN    Status SIGN    Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin SIGN    Flame Skeletitan Coin [18:57] protagonist     "Flame Skeletitan Coin" was added     to my list of possessions. [19:21] Director Bear     Mikenne! Shut the hole! [19:24] Mikenne     Will do! [19:37] Lammis     Boxxo! [19:39] Lammis     What were you gonna do if you broke?! [19:42] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [19:43] Lammis     Don't give me that! I'm angry! [19:47] Hulemy     Lammis, leave it at that. [19:49] Hulemy     Criticize him too much,     and Boxxo won't like you. [19:54] Lammis     Okay, I'll stop there. [19:57] Lammis     Don't do crazy stuff like that anymore. [19:59] protagonist     I said nothing in response. [20:02] protagonist     I'd probably do the same thing     again, if I could save everyone. [20:07] protagonist     But I don't want to lie to Lammis. [20:11] protagonist     And then, she smiled at me in exasperation. [20:16] Kerioyl     You guys done talking? [20:18] Kerioyl     I have a question, too. [20:21] Kerioyl     Boxxo, did the stratum lord's     coin drop, down in that hole? [20:26] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:29] Kerioyl     Oh, you picked it up for me! [20:33] Kerioyl     What's the big idea, Hulemy? [20:35] Hulemy     You're trying to claim it as your     own like it's matter of course, [20:39] Hulemy     but Boxxo is the one who     defeated the Flame Skeletitan. [20:42] Hulemy     You're not the owner of this coin. [20:46] Kerioyl     Yeah, sorry about that. [20:49] Kerioyl     It's true that things worked out     due to your exploits, Boxxo. [20:52] Kerioyl     There's no denying you earned     the rights to the coin. [20:56] Kerioyl     And so, let me buy it off you. [20:59] Kerioyl     How does a hundred gold coins sound? [21:02] protagonist     A-A hundred gold coins?! [21:04] protagonist     Converted into points,     that's a hundred thousand?! [21:09] Director Bear     That's about right for the going     rate for a stratum lord coin. [21:14] Hulemy     You heard him, Boxxo. [21:16] Hulemy     What'll it be? [21:17] protagonist     Not only is that no problem,     it's more than enough! [21:20] protagonist     I already have one stratum lord coin,     so I don't need more of them! [21:25] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:26] Kerioyl     I knew you'd agree, Boxxo.     Glad that was quick. [21:30] Kerioyl     You don't mind if I pay     you another day, right? [21:36] Director Bear     Well done, everyone. [21:37] Director Bear     Let's head for home. [21:43] protagonist     Now we just need to go back     to Clearflow Lake stratum. [21:51] protagonist     Looks like all I'll get to     see of the Labyrinth stratum [21:54] protagonist     is the view from the sky     and these main avenues. [21:56] protagonist     Yeah, I probably won't come here again. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    A Less-than-Ideal Hero [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E9 - A Less-than-Ideal Hero Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] protagonist     We met with no real trouble after     conquering the Labyrinth stratum lord, [00:09] protagonist     and two days later, we got out of the maze. [00:14] Lammis     Seems like a desolate sight. [00:18] Shui     It's because ordinary people     seldom come to this stratum. [00:22] Hulemy     So there are only facilities     hunters would need. [00:26] Lammis     Really? [00:28] Lammis     But there's no wall. [00:30] Lammis     How do they protect against monsters? [00:32] Filmina     Outside the maze, it's a wasteland     where nothing lives. Even monsters. [00:37] Lammis     Wow. [00:39] Director Bear     Many domains of the dungeon     still defy our understanding... [00:44] Director Bear     Such as this current resurgence     of so many stratum lords. [00:48] Director Bear     I can't help but think it's a bad omen. [00:52] protagonist     I guess encountering two stratum lords     so quickly would usually be impossible. [01:00] Kerioyl     So, here we are. [01:01] Kerioyl     The Labyrinth stratum's Hunters Association. [01:17] Director Bear     Kesha... [01:18] Kesha     Huh? [01:19] Kesha     Oh, Director Bommy! You're back already! [01:23] Director Bear     You too, Uliwa. I know you're bored,     but don't make it so obvious. [01:28] Kesha     I-I apologize. [01:31] protagonist     Huh, Director Bear's real name     is Bommy. That's surprisingly cute. [01:35] protagonist     But in my mind, I'm going to     keep calling him Director Bear. [01:39] Director Bear     All of you have worked hard. [01:41] Director Bear     Feel free to take it easy today. [01:54] protagonist     With the stress gone now that there's     finally a roof over my head, [01:59] protagonist     I fell asleep for the first time since     falling into the Labyrinth stratum. SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    A Less-than-Ideal Hero [03:39] Kerioyl     Okay, you take care of the rest. [03:41] Lammis     Sure. [03:47] protagonist     We're remaining here because     Director Bear asked us [03:50] protagonist     to survey the perimeter     of the giant labyrinth. [04:07] Mishuel     Excuse me, my name is Mishuel. [04:10] Mishuel     I only just arrived at this stratum today. [04:11] Lammis     Look, Hulemy. That guy's     looks are picture perfect. [04:12] Mishuel     Do you have a detailed map of the maze? [04:15] Hulemy     Yeah, I'll say. [04:23] Mishuel     Um... [04:25] Kesha     Y-Yes! [04:26] Kesha     If you don't mind waiting three days. [04:28] Uliwa     We plan to have the latest     accurate map then! [04:32] Mishuel     I see. I shall call on you     at another time, then. [04:36] Kesha/Uliwa     We'll be waiting! [04:41] protagonist     Behold the hottie effect! [04:44] Lammis     Didn't he seem like a gallant     hero out of an old tale? [04:48] Hulemy     That heroic image has been romanticized     all out of proportion. [04:52] Hulemy     Famous hunters are typically     musclebound or middle-aged dudes. [05:02] Lammis     Okay, okay, then what about     the famous hunter they called [05:06] Lammis     "She of a Hundred Blessings     and Divine Favor"?! [05:09] Lammis     I've heard she was of surpassing beauty! [05:13] Lammis     I look up to her like crazy! [05:15] Hulemy     Ah, She of Divine Favor. [05:21] Hulemy     Documents and verbal accounts do say     that she was truly kind and beautiful. [05:28] Hulemy     Well, maybe that looker we just saw     is that sort of special person. [05:33] Hulemy     If he's strong enough to challenge     the Labyrinth stratum alone, [05:36] Hulemy     he must be pretty good. [05:51] Mishuel     I came here because I heard there     weren't many people in this stratum... [05:56] protagonist     What's with him? [05:57] protagonist     Unlike earlier today, now he     seems like a dismal depresso. [06:01] protagonist     The "hottie who could nottie." [06:04] Mishuel     I was so nervous! [06:07] Mishuel     Why does everyone stare at me like that?! [06:12] Mishuel     It was scary... [06:14] protagonist     Whoa, whoa, you're saying     this is the real him? [06:17] Mishuel     I can't do it! [06:19] Mishuel     I hate talking to people! [06:21] Mishuel     Don't make me do it anymore! [06:24] protagonist     He's actually bad at communicating, [06:26] protagonist     and to hide it, he's completely     assumed this hottie persona. [06:30] protagonist     Suddenly he seems more relatable! [06:32] Mishuel     Stop that! [06:33] Mishuel     Mom said it was bad to always     think negative things. [06:37] Mishuel     Be positive... Be positive... [06:41] protagonist     Now I kinda want to help him. [06:43] protagonist     Don't cacao pods alter your     autonomic nerves so you can relax? [06:49] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    Gentle Cocoa [06:52] Boxxo     Hello there. [06:53] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [07:01] Mishuel     It's so sweet and delicious. [07:03] Mishuel     And very relaxing somehow. [07:07] Mishuel     This is a great magic item. [07:09] Mishuel     I'm not dealing with a person,     so buying things isn't nerve-wracking. [07:13] Mishuel     Right! Tomorrow, it's negotiation time! [07:16] protagonist     "Negotiation time"?! He might try     to buy me from Lammis! [07:22] Lammis     Boxxo! [07:24] Lammis     Mishuel's going to accompany us on our job! [07:28] protagonist     Oh, that's what he meant by "negotiation." [07:34] Lammis     Weren't you actually planning on questing     through the inside of the maze? [07:40] Mishuel     That's true. [07:41] Hulemy     No harm done. [07:43] Hulemy     We've got a capable hunter     coming along with us. [07:46] Hulemy     Sounds reliable to me. [07:49] Mishuel     That's true. [07:50] Mikenne     It's an honor to work alongside the     one they call the Aloof Black Flash! [07:57] Mishuel     That's true. [07:58] protagonist     Mishuel, work on changing     up your responses a little. [08:03] protagonist     Your reputation will suffer. [08:05] Lammis     By the way, Hulemy. How long will it     take to go all the way around this? [08:10] Hulemy     From what I saw of Boxxo's images,     I'd say less than three weeks. [08:15] Hulemy     What do you think, Mishuel? [08:17] Mishuel     That's true. [08:21] Mishuel     I-I'll be the rear guard, for safety's sake! [08:25] Lammis     Okay. [08:27] protagonist     There go the communication issues. [08:29] protagonist     But I've been paying close attention. [08:32] Mishuel     This month, learn to be as natural as     possible around unfamiliar people. [08:37] Mishuel     Learn to be natural... [08:39] Mishuel     Learn to be natural... [08:41] protagonist     Looks like by being with this group, [08:44] protagonist     he's trying to improve his communication     issues at least a little. [09:04] Mishuel     I was so nervous. [09:07] Mishuel     They're both beautiful, and the     Band of Gluttons are all so cute. [09:12] Mishuel     It was all I could do to     keep my face neutral. [09:20] Mishuel     Everyone said we'd be     fine with Boxxo on watch, [09:25] Mishuel     but does this boxy magic item     really have a mind of its own? [09:28] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:30] Mishuel     Yes, good evening! [09:34] Mishuel     H-Hey... [09:41] Mishuel     It's good, all right. [09:43] Mishuel     And here, shopping usually stresses me out. [09:47] protagonist     Yup. One of a vending machine's     merits is its accessibility. [09:54] protagonist     A week went by, but there     was no combat whatsoever, [09:57] protagonist     and the days passed smoothly. [10:00] protagonist     But today, something seems     amiss with Lammis. [10:03] Hulemy     Hey Lammis, what's going on? [10:06] Hulemy     If you're not feeling well, you and      Boxxo can ride on the cart. [10:10] Boxxo     Hello there. [10:12] Lammis     I'm fine. [10:14] Lammis     Couldn't be better! [10:17] Mishuel     L-Lammis, you mustn't overexert yourself. [10:20] Mishuel     A rest is what you ne— [10:22] protagonist     Oh, shit! [10:24] Mishuel     Lammis! [10:28] protagonist     That was close! [10:29] protagonist     Nice one, Mishuel! [10:32] Mishuel     Hulemy, can I ask you to look after her? [10:35] Hulemy     Sure, no problem. [10:37] Hulemy     Come on, we're changing those clothes. [10:40] Lammis     I-It's fine, I'll do it myself. [10:43] Hulemy     Don't try to play hero when     you're ready to fall over. [10:47] Hulemy     You should just accept     kindness when it's offered. [10:52] Hulemy     As usual, you push yourself     right up to the edge. [10:56] protagonist     Huh? Was she sick?! [10:58] Hulemy     At times like this you've got     to rest, not power through it. [11:02] Lammis     Y-Yeah... [11:06] protagonist     Right. She's had other off days     like this, about once a month. [11:12] protagonist     Sorry I failed to pick up on it. [11:14] Mikenne     What's going on? [11:16] Pell     Maybe she's hungry. [11:18] Short     Suco, do you know? [11:19] Suco     I heard with humans and many     other monkey-like species, [11:23] Suco     the women have this thing where     they bleed from down there. [11:27] protagonist     What can I do to help? [11:33] Hulemy     Huh? Boxxo, what is it all of a sudden? [11:36] Hulemy     It must mean something     if you just transformed. [11:47] Hulemy     How do you use this? [11:50] Hulemy     This cloth has a strange feel. [11:52] Hulemy     Or is it paper? [11:54] Hulemy     Oh, maybe... [11:57] Hulemy     Look at that absorbency! [12:00] Hulemy     I get it! That solves that problem! [12:03] protagonist     It's a real-life problem, all right. [12:06] protagonist     You see lots of lady adventurers     in fantasy worlds, [12:09] protagonist     but I bet it's no picnic behind the scenes. [12:21] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    Insert coins SIGN    Items inside      are washed SIGN    Your laundry is clean! [12:25] Hulemy     Well, well! [12:29] protagonist     It needs a test run anyway,     so no charge this time! [12:37] protagonist     It's been over two weeks since we     set out to survey the perimeter. [12:41] protagonist     By Hulemy's reckoning, [12:43] protagonist     we should be able to return to the     Labyrinth stratum village in three days. [12:48] protagonist     After what happened with Lammis,     Mishuel has started eating with everyone, [12:52] protagonist     and he seems much better adjusted. [12:55] protagonist     Yep. [12:57] Mishuel     Boxxo is a truly outstanding magic item. [13:00] Lammis     Yeah. [13:01] Lammis     His food and drinks taste good,     he dispenses tons of useful tools, [13:05] Lammis     and he even protects us! [13:08] Hulemy     As far as I know, there are no written     records of any magic items like Boxxo. [13:15] Mishuel     You don't say. [13:19] Short     What's up, Mikenne? [13:21] Mikenne     Everyone, stop! [13:26] Mikenne     Can you tell anything, Pell? [13:29] Pell     Let's see, there's human scent     coming from up ahead a little. [13:33] Pell     Four or five of them. [13:36] Short     I can't make out what they're saying,      but they sound like men. [13:40] Hulemy     Seriously? [13:41] Hulemy     There wouldn't be any hunters     in a place like this, though. [13:46] protagonist     This is starting to get suspicious. [13:49] Mishuel     Everyone, I apologize. [13:51] Mishuel     There's a good chance they're here for me. [13:54] Mishuel     I do not wish to cause you any     trouble, so I alone will— [14:00] Lammis     We don't know for sure yet. [14:02] Lammis     Besides, we can't let you     go alone if it's dangerous. [14:07] Mishuel     Please, let go! [14:09] Mishuel     If you go with me, your life      might be in danger! [14:12] Hulemy     Calm down. [14:13] Hulemy     Care to tell us why they're targeting you? [14:20] protagonist     I wouldn't take it too seriously if     this were just communication issues, [14:23] protagonist     but his secretiveness     seems really problematic. [14:27] Hulemy     I get that you're concerned about us,      but there's no need to worry. [14:31] Lammis     And getting hurt is no concern     with Boxxo by our side. [14:35] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:37] protagonist     Proof is better than argument. [14:42] Mishuel     What is this blue light? [14:45] Lammis     It's called a barrier,     and it's Boxxo's blessing. [14:49] Hulemy     How about if your attack doesn't get     through at all, you let us come with you? [14:56] Mishuel     Understood. [14:57] Mishuel     If the defense fails, can you promise     not to follow me, no matter what? [15:02] Lammis     Sure thing. [15:03] Mishuel     Then I will not hold back. [15:12] protagonist     Bring it on! [15:13] protagonist     No matter what sort of attack,     the barrier will block it. [15:16] protagonist     You can do it, barrier! Don't lose, barrier! [15:30] Mishuel     It blocked it?! [15:32] audio guide     You consumed 500 points. [15:35] protagonist     W-Wow! [15:36] protagonist     The eight-legged crocodile stratum lord's     ramming attack ate up 1,000 points, [15:40] protagonist     so his was half that powerful?! [15:43] Lammis     Thanks, Boxxo. [15:44] Boxxo     Hello there. [15:46] Lammis     See, all good. [15:48] Lammis     No matter what happens, we'll be fine. [15:51] Hulemy     What she said. [15:55] Mishuel     All right. [16:00] Lammis     Boxxo, you know what to     do if it comes down to it. [16:03] Boxxo     Hello there. [16:06] Mikenne     Lammis, there are five humans. [16:09] Mishuel     Yes, three are probably     highly-skilled swordsmen. [16:13] Mishuel     The remaining two most likely use magic     or blessings—perhaps of the four elements. [16:19] Lammis     Wow! You can sense that this far away? [16:22] Mishuel     Yes, to a certain extent. [16:42] leader     You must be Mister Mishuel. [16:44] leader     We have come for your life. [16:48] Mishuel     As I suspected. [16:51] Mishuel     Who do you work for? [16:54] leader     I suspect you already know. [16:57] Mishuel     True enough. [16:59] leader     By the way, are the beast person     and the girl there with you? [17:03] Mishuel     They are not. [17:05] Mishuel     We just accepted a job together. [17:07] Mishuel     I don't mind if you come after me,     but I won't let you harm them. [17:13] Lammis     Mishuel... [17:19] leader     Very well. I swear not to harm     them if you don't resist. [17:26] Mishuel     I'm supposed to believe that? [17:28] leader     That's up to you to decide. [17:31] leader     Now, what will it be, Mister Mishuel? [17:34] Mishuel     My response is obvious. [17:36] Mishuel     By defeating all of you,     I keep you from harming them! [17:40] leader     How commendable of you! [17:42] leader     With noble sentiment in your heart,     you can meet your death in the wasteland! [17:49] Mishuel     Lammis, be careful! [17:50] Lammis     Okay! [17:55] protagonist     I think the barrier can also     protect against magic and such! [17:59] protagonist     Good! [18:00] protagonist     Lammis, feel free to go to town! [18:06] mage A     What?! [18:07] mage A     A blessing that controls water?! SIGN    Insert Payment SIGN    Choose Settings SIGN    Activate Trigger SIGN    Replace When Done [18:09] protagonist     It's only powerful enough to hurt a little,     but it's enough to obstruct your view! [18:13] protagonist     And here's some car wash soap for you! SIGN    Choose Settings [18:19] mage A     What's this?! [18:19] mage B     M-My eyes hurt! [18:22] mage B     My eyes! [18:23] protagonist     You can't cast magic where     you want if you can't see! [18:27] protagonist     Now, for rinse mode! [18:33] mage B     My eyes! [18:42] Lammis     Mishuel, we won over here! [18:59] Mishuel     Thank you very much. [19:01] Mishuel     It would have been dangerous,     without your help. [19:03] Lammis     Huh? N-N-No problem... [19:06] Mishuel     Could you go get the others? [19:08] Mishuel     There's information     I must extract from these people. [19:11] Lammis     Sure, you got it. [19:13] Lammis     We'll bring back Hulemy and the others! [19:16] Lammis     Looks like Mishuel has a lot going on, too. [19:19] Lammis     I'm not quite sure how deep I should     get into a thing like this. [19:23] Boxxo     Hello there. [19:26] Mishuel     I apologize for involving     you in personal matters. [19:29] Lammis     Don't worry about it! [19:31] Lammis     Boxxo gets me involved lots, what with being     abducted and falling into stratum splits. [19:37] Hulemy     You got that right. [19:39] Boxxo     Too bad. [19:40] protagonist     Sorry to cause so much trouble. [19:43] Mishuel     I can't reveal any details, but there's     a reason my life is being targeted. [19:49] Mishuel     Traveling with you further will     also put your lives in danger, [19:53] Mishuel     so I will transfer to another stratum. [19:56] Mishuel     I really appreciate all that you've done. [19:58] Lammis     Hold on a minute. [20:01] Lammis     If you're a powerful guy with a past,     why not join the Menagerie of Fools? [20:06] Lammis     The captain was saying he's     looking for talent like that. [20:09] Hulemy     Yeah, he was going on about that. [20:13] Hulemy     He said, "As long as they're strong,     their history doesn't matter. [20:16] Hulemy     In fact, there's not a single person     in the group who's not in some mess." [20:22] Mishuel     Is the Menagerie of Fools     that famous team of hunters? [20:26] Lammis     That's right. [20:27] Lammis     They're all interesting people. [20:30] Lammis     We work with them sometimes. [20:32] Hulemy     I'd try talking to them once rather     than think about it too hard. [20:37] Mishuel     All right. I'll plan on contacting them. [20:41] Mishuel     Well, perhaps we'll meet again. [20:51] Mishuel     The Menagerie of Fools is     full of people I don't know. [20:56] Mishuel     I can't handle that! [22:33] protagonist     Having finished our job, we came back to     Clearflow Lake stratum after so long. [22:41] clerk     Boxxo, haven't you been doing business     here in the village for over a week? [22:53] protagonist     Looks like someone's been impersonating me. [22:56] protagonist     They set up where Chains     Restaurant used to be. [23:00] voice     A silver coin was ins— [23:02] voice     —ted. [23:04] Hulemy     Was that a cough just now? [23:06] voice     Thank you— [23:07] voice     Ow! [23:08] voice     —very much! [23:09] Lammis     This tastes like Chains Restaurant food. [23:15] protagonist     And then, everything became clear! [23:17] protagonist     It was a simple setup. [23:18] protagonist     The fake vending machines were     connected to the former restaurant. [23:25] protagonist     The following day, I started selling again. [23:28] crow     Fools! Fools! [23:29] protagonist     By the time a week had passed, the fake     vending machines were no longer in service. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Gastric Measures [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E10 - Gastric Measures Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Munami     I'm thinking of holding an eating contest. [00:05] shopkeeper     That's unreal! [00:07] shopkeeper     An eating contest?! [00:09] Munami     Quiet, everyone. [00:10] Munami     The Chains Restaurant fake     Boxxo incident is settled, [00:14] Munami     and in two weeks' time, repairs to     the damaged wall will be complete. [00:19] Munami     Once safety is ensured, more and more     people are likely to come here. [00:24] Munami     And so... [00:26] Munami     Under the guise of celebrating     the wall's completion, [00:29] Munami     I say the Restaurant Union     should hold an event! [00:32] protagonist     Aha, which is why it's an eating contest. [00:35] shopkeeper B     Good idea! The hunters eat a huge amount. [00:39] shopkeeper A     If we have a prize for the winner,     it'll get people even more excited. [00:43] shopkeeper F     And if we charge admission,     we won't end up taking a loss. [00:47] shopkeeper C     We should serve the most     filling foods possible. [00:50] Munami     Then it will happen in two weeks. [00:52] Munami     We'll make leaflets and notices,     and really get into the spirit of things! [00:57] shopkeepers     Yeah! [01:00] protagonist     Was there any need for me to be here? SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    Gastric Measures [02:36] shopkeeper E     Boxxo, we want your help! [02:39] Lammis     H-Hey, you're scaring Boxxo! [02:42] Hulemy     What do you want him to do? [02:44] Hulemy     I heard the eating contest     was coming together fine. [02:47] Lammis     Yeah. I'm entering it, too. [02:49] Munami     Indeed. [02:51] Munami     People were entering. It was going well. [02:54] Munami     That is, until we learned     that they were entering. [02:57] Lammis     They? [02:58] Munami     The banes of eating contests! [03:00] Munami     Shui the Inhaler and the     Band of Gluttons are competing! [03:06] (Flashback) Lammis     Your appetite's incredible. [03:08] (Flashback) Shui     I'm just getting started. [03:12] protagonist     The Band of Gluttons and     Shui herself are entering! [03:16] protagonist     Their stomachs are not normal. [03:20] shopkeeper A     We're going way into the red now! [03:23] shopkeeper B     There's no way we can prepare enough food! [03:25] shopkeeper C     We came together and tried     so hard, but now it's all over! [03:30] Hulemy     In other words, do something about     those five bottomless pits? [03:34] Lammis     You got anything, Boxxo? [03:44] Lammis     Let's see, this is a sweet bubbly drink. [03:48] Hulemy     It can be quite filling. [03:50] Hulemy     Which means, if we provide this along     with the food, they'll eat less? [03:56] Boxxo     Hello there. [03:58] shopkeeper E     That makes sense. [03:59] Lammis     But I wonder if the entrants will complain     about using this instead of water. [04:04] Hulemy     They will. I know I'd have trouble with it. [04:07] shopkeeper A     We could let them choose     between this and water. [04:10] shopkeeper B     Wouldn't that give the water     drinkers an advantage? [04:13] shopkeeper F     I like this stuff, though. [04:16] shopkeeper E     Let's do this, then. [04:17] shopkeeper E     Until the day of the contest, we'll advertise      this drink and sell it on the pricey side. [04:23] shopkeeper E     During the contest, we'll make it a selling     point that you can drink it for free. [04:26] shopkeeper A     That works. [04:27] shopkeeper B     That'll make 'em want to drink it. [04:33] shopkeepers     Boxxo! [04:34] shopkeeper E     If you could offer this to us at a     reasonable price, we'd be immensely grateful! [04:39] Boxxo     Hello there. [04:42] Munami     Thank you, Boxxo. [04:45] Munami     If we run into any more     problems, will you help out? [04:48] Boxxo     Hello there. [04:52] someone     Step right up! [04:57] protagonist     Look at that crowd! [04:59] cook A     We need more meat! [05:00] cook B     There should be some they brought     back from that one campaign! [05:04] protagonist     I won't try to find out     what kind of meat that is. [05:08] Munami     Ladies and gentlemen,     your wait is at an end! [05:11] Munami     We now present Clearflow Lake     stratum's first eating contest! [05:19] Munami     We got more entries than expected, [05:21] Munami     so those who got through the tryouts     will be divided into two blocks. [05:26] Munami     The five leaders of each     block will advance to the finals. [05:30] Munami     We have a superb prize prepared     for the champion, so best of luck! [05:37] Munami     Now, could all competitors in     block one please come onstage? [05:47] Munami     The time limit is when all the     sand in this hourglass runs out. [05:51] Munami     Whoever has finished eating everything at     that point will advance to the finals. [05:55] protagonist     Oh, you have to eat quickly, too! [05:57] Munami     So, is everyone ready? [06:00] Munami     Eating contest, block one... [06:03] Munami     Start! [06:12] contest man A     Hot! [06:19] Pell     All done! [06:21] Mikenne     I'm finished, too! [06:22] Suco     Me, too! [06:24] Short     Done here, too! [06:27] Munami     That's four all at once! [06:29] Munami     Who will take the last spot? [06:32] Gocguy     I am finished as well. [06:34] Munami     We have our qualifiers without     even reaching the time limit! [06:38] Karios     Damn! [06:39] Gorth     That's it, huh? [06:41] protagonist     Gocguy's the only human     amongst the five qualifiers! [06:46] protagonist     Fear the Band of Gluttons. [06:48] Munami     You can feel free to take     any leftovers with you. [06:51] Munami     Moving on, block two competitors     will now take their places! [07:06] protagonist     Shirley entered, too? [07:08] protagonist     I would never picture her as a big eater. [07:11] Munami     And so, block two... [07:13] Munami     Start! [07:34] spectator A     That girl's too good at this. [07:37] Shui     That was great! [07:42] spectator B     Is she really human? [07:51] Acowi     I am finished eating as well. [07:54] Lammis     I-I'm done eating! [07:56] Lammis     It was good! [08:01] Munami     That's time! [08:02] Munami     We have all our final participants! [08:06] Munami     The finals will take place in two hours. [08:09] Munami     Until then, please enjoy a performance     by the theatrical troupe. [08:12] Munami     And food and drink is available     for purchase while you watch. [08:21] Karios     Oh! [08:23] Karios     You're watching the performance too, Boxxo? [08:25] Karios     Perfect. I could use a drink. [08:27] Lammis     Let's see, today's program is... [08:30] Hulemy     The Farm That Calls Happiness? [08:32] Hulemy     Never heard of it. [08:34] Hulemy     Oh, it's starting. SIGN    The program ends [08:42] Karios     It's like... [08:44] Gorth     That didn't go like I thought it would. [08:47] Hulemy     I never expected that twist. [08:49] Hulemy     Hey, Lammis. Aren't you entering the finals? [08:52] Lammis     Oh, that's right! [08:53] Lammis     Let's go, Boxxo! [08:55] Boxxo     Hello there. [08:57] Hulemy     You can do it! [09:00] Munami     And now, the eating contest finals! [09:04] Munami     Contestants, to the stage! [09:09] Munami     Huh? Music? [09:11] protagonist     A new function I added at rank two! [09:14] protagonist     I bet I can liven things up by using this! [09:17] spectator     Where are they playing? [09:19] Munami     Is everyone having a good time?! [09:23] spectators     Yeah! [09:25] Munami     Whoever eats the most within the     time limit is the champion! [09:29] Munami     Go for it, eat as much as you like! [09:37] spectator     Go for it, short-haired girl! [09:39] spectator     Don't lose this one, Band of Gluttons! [09:44] spectator     What're those? [09:46] spectator     They're huge! [09:47] protagonist     Crepes, mercilessly stuffed with     apples and bananas and stuff! [09:51] protagonist     I provided the fruit filling. [09:56] Lammis     Oh, something sweet! [09:58] Lammis     Looks super-delish! [09:59] Acowi     We can have that, too? [10:06] spectator A     That girl makes it look so tasty! [10:09] spectator B     Now I'm hungry too, darn it! [10:19] protagonist     Get a load of Suco, the sole     lady in the Band of Gluttons! [10:23] protagonist     This is coming down to a     duel between her and Shui! [10:36] Shui     I ate it all! [10:38] spectator A     You go, girl! [10:40] spectator B     She beat the Band of Gluttons?! [10:42] spectator C     Congrats! [10:48] protagonist     Gocguy didn't stand out at all,     but he performed unexpectedly well. [11:00] Munami     First prize is the chance to make     free use of Boxxo for a day! [11:08] protagonist     Pardon? [11:08] Munami     Please, Boxxo. [11:10] Munami     You did say you'd help out     if I ran into a problem. [11:15] protagonist     Well, I did get to earn a lot with     the cola, and it's true that I promised. [11:20] protagonist     If it's just one day, I guess I'll manage. [11:24] Shui     And that's why all day today,     Boxxo belongs to me! [11:30] Shiro     Lucky you, Shui! I'm so jealous! [11:33] Aka     All you can eat and drink, huh? [11:35] Kerioyl     Well done, Shui! [11:38] Kerioyl     If it's just one day,     we could go monster hunting! [11:41] Filmina     True, Captain. Or maybe... [11:45] Shui     Captain, Vice Captain... [11:47] Shui     Boxxo is mine. I'm not lending him out. [11:51] Shui     He and I are going on a date     at the Origin stratum! [11:55] protagonist     Origin stratum? [12:01] Lammis     I haven't been here in forever!      So many memories! [12:04] Shui     I come here fairly often. [12:08] (Flashback) Kerioyl     You're taking him to the first stratum? [12:11] (Flashback) Kerioyl     Well, if that's how it is,     I'll yield this time. [12:16] protagonist     What did Captain Kerioyl mean by that? [12:20] Lammis     Shui, where are we going? [12:22] Shui     Farther in. [12:30] Shui     Here we are. [12:32] Shui     I'm back, everyone! [12:35] child A     It's Shui! [12:38] child B     Welcome home! [12:39] child C     Do you have presents? [12:40] child D     Let's play, let's play! [12:40] child E     Ma'am! Shui's come back! [12:42] director     Yes, yes. So I heard. [12:46] director     Welcome home, Shui. [12:48] Shui     Good to be back, Director. [12:51] director     Is that your friend behind you? [12:53] Shui     Something like that. We work together. [12:56] Lammis     My name is Lammis. [12:59] director     You are welcome here. Let's go inside,      rather than stand around out here. [13:05] Lammis     Yes, ma'am! I'd be happy to! [13:09] Lammis     I think the floor might give way. [13:11] Boxxo     Too bad. [13:15] Shui     Guys, this box is a magic box. [13:19] Shui     If you want something, try pushing      where it sticks out. [13:22] child A     Really? [13:24] Shui     I like this dark bubbly stuff. [13:27] child B     What's this?! What's this?! [13:29] Shui     That's a snack. [13:31] Shui     It's nice and salty! [13:40] child     Me, too! [13:40] child     Push on it! [13:41] child     This is great! [13:44] child     So yummy! [13:48] child     Look! [13:49] protagonist     Put me in a position like this,     and I have to give things out for free! [13:54] protagonist     Any vending machine would! [13:57] child C     Say what? [14:09] Lammis     Here you go. [14:10] child B     Thank you! [14:14] protagonist     Now for this! [14:17] Lammis     Here goes! [14:19] Lammis     There! [14:23] director     Everyone, please put your wet clothes here. [14:27] children     Okay! [14:29] child C     Wow, look at that! [14:31] child D     It's washing them. [14:33] director     It can even do laundry? [14:36] director     Magic items these days sure are handy. [14:39] Shui     It'll be done soon, so let's all     get in the bath until then. [14:43] child C/D     Aw... [14:44] Shui     You'd better make it snappy... [14:47] Shui     or the lick monster'll get ya! [14:49] Shui     Get back here! [14:53] child E     There's no hot water in the bath! [14:56] director     Oh, my. Who was on bath duty today? [15:02] child F     I'm sorry. [15:04] child G     We were playing with Shui, and we forgot. [15:07] director     Thank you for being honest. [15:11] director     Everyone makes mistakes. [15:14] director     It's important not to cover them up,     but to admit them and learn from them. [15:19] child F/G     Yes, ma'am. [15:21] director     But if we gather water now and heat it     with firewood, it will take too long. [15:27] director     Let's forego baths for the day. [15:31] Lammis     Boxxo? [15:33] Lammis     You've turned into another     shape I've never seen before. [15:36] protagonist     My fourth form change for the day! [15:38] protagonist     A hot spring vending machine! [15:41] Lammis     Huh, what's this long thing? [15:45] child A     Oh, wow! [15:47] child F     It filled up so fast! [15:50] child G     Boxxo's amazing! [15:52] child C     I'm first in! [15:54] child D     No fair! [15:57] child E     Hey, no running! [16:15] director     Boxxo, thank you for everything. [16:19] Boxxo     Hello there. [16:20] director     I was concerned about Shui since     she's been so worried lately, [16:26] director     but the way she seems today is a relief. [16:29] director     Please look after her from now on. [16:33] Boxxo     Hello there. [16:34] child     Hey, look at all that! [16:37] Shui     Come on, you guys. You don't     have to wolf it down. [16:41] child     I want to try some! [16:43] protagonist     I might as well provide some underwear,     t-shirts, and towels later. [16:47] protagonist     Or am I just teaching them that     it's good to accept handouts? [16:52] protagonist     I'm never sure how involved     to get at times like this. [16:57] Lammis     Your lighting was flickering. [17:00] Lammis     Were you having weird thoughts? [17:03] protagonist     Great. [17:04] protagonist     Apparently, I do that involuntarily     whenever I'm thinking about something. [17:08] Lammis     You should have more confidence. [17:11] Lammis     You're the one who's given them delicious     food and put smiles on their faces. [17:17] protagonist     Lammis is amazing. [17:20] protagonist     She understands what an inarticulate     vending machine is thinking [17:23] protagonist     and expresses her concern. [17:26] protagonist     I'm so glad it was Lammis     who first found me. [17:36] protagonist     A cave where you can't see the sky... [17:39] protagonist     I think it'd be hard to     tell morning from night. [17:43] Shui     Boxxo, you did a lot of work today. [17:47] Shui     Everyone's delighted,     and I couldn't be more grateful. [17:49] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [17:52] Shui     Today must have been expensive for you. [17:55] Shui     I promise to make it up     to you. I just need some time. [18:00] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:01] Shui     Huh? You won't wait? [18:03] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:04] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [18:06] Shui     Um... [18:08] Shui     Maybe that means I don't need to pay? [18:11] Boxxo     Hello there. [18:16] Shui     The bubbles! [18:18] Shui     Nice! I was just thinking     I could use one of these! [18:22] protagonist     Don't chug it like that! [18:26] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [18:29] Shui     O-Oh yeah. [18:30] Shui     Did you know this Origin stratum is a place [18:34] Shui     anyone who goes into the     dungeon is sure to visit? [18:37] Boxxo     Too bad. [18:38] Shui     Unless you enter this stratum first     and reach the transfer circle within, [18:43] Shui     you can't move to any other strata. [18:46] Shui     Well, if someone can't handle     traversing the Origin stratum, [18:50] Shui     they have no business moving     on to other strata. [18:54] protagonist     Does that mean all the innkeepers,     merchants, et cetera made it through here? [18:59] Shui     There are lots of people left in this     stratum who, for whatever reason, [19:04] Shui     never made it to the transfer circle within. [19:07] Shui     This place is where children     who were abandoned here, [19:10] Shui     and who don't know the light of the     sun or the touch of the wind, gather. [19:17] Shui     My wish is for everyone here to be happy. [19:21] Shui     Wow, I've been a real blabbermouth today. [19:25] Shui     I'd like you to forget what I just said. [19:27] Shui     I'm turning in for the day. [19:29] Shui     Good night. [19:35] boss     This the place? [19:37] flunky A     Yeah, boss. [19:39] flunky B     I heard there's an unusual magic item. [19:42] protagonist     The first customers in a     while who're here for me. [19:45] protagonist     I guess I got carried away,     given this place isn't exactly safe. [19:49] boss     It really spits out unlimited food? [19:52] flunky A     Saw it with my own eyes. [19:55] protagonist     Now, what to do? [19:57] protagonist     I could wake Lammis and     Shui up with a loud noise, [20:00] protagonist     but there's a chance the children     would be exposed to danger. [20:04] protagonist     Okay! [20:05] protagonist     This week's vending machine surprise! [20:09] flunky B     What's this smoke? [20:12] flunky C     I heard a weird sound, too. [20:16] flunky A     D-Do you hear water and wind howling? [20:20] boss     Th-There're no rivers     or springs around here! [20:23] boss     It's your imagination! [20:26] protagonist     Finally, the barrier! [20:29] flunky A     Ow! [20:30] boss     We're gettin' out of here, dammit! [20:34] flunky A     Wait for us, boss! [20:37] Boxxo     Too bad. [20:39] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. [20:45] Lammis     This sort of thing happened overnight?! [20:47] Shui     Those are former hunters who     set up a base near here. [20:52] director     Lapsing into criminal activity! Such bad boys. [20:59] director     Shui, I'm going out for a while. [21:02] director     Can I leave the children in your care? [21:05] Shui     Y-Yes, ma'am... [21:11] Shui     I haven't seen her get     seriously mad in a while. [21:15] Shui     The director taught me archery,     and she used to be an expert hunter. [21:20] Shui     She and Director Bear used to     go raiding in the labyrinth, [21:24] Shui     and even Captain Kerioyl admits     she's better than him. [21:27] Lammis     You don't say. [21:31] protagonist     An hour later, the director     came back all smiles. [21:32] child     Where'd you go? [21:34] child     Welcome back! [21:35] director     Boxxo, they were more than     happy to listen to reason. [21:41] director     They'll never come meddle with you again. [21:44] protagonist     I see there are no arrows     left in her quiver. [21:49] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [21:51] protagonist     That's Shui's teacher for you. [21:53] protagonist     I wonder if that means Shui will     one day become like the director. [22:00] Shui     What's up? [22:01] Boxxo     Too bad. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Dead's Lament Stratum [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E11 - The Dead's Lament Stratum Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Lammis     The Dead's Lament stratum?! [00:06] crow     Fools! Fools! [00:06] Kerioyl     Yeah. We're planning a campaign there,     so would you guys like to take part? [00:12] Hulemy     I think that stratum is filled with creepy     things like corpse fiends and skeleton fiends. [00:19] Lammis     Are you really going there? [00:21] Kerioyl     That's the plan. You wouldn't have time? [00:24] Lammis     No, it's not that... [00:28] Hulemy     Lammis, you've always been bad     with scary stories and such. [00:32] Hulemy     You're afraid, aren't you? [00:33] Lammis     N-No I'm not! [00:34] Lammis     I'm not a child anymore, so it's fine! [00:38] Kerioyl     Oh, you can't handle scary stuff. [00:40] Kerioyl     But the enemies there are just moving     corpses, skeletons, and ghosts. [00:46] Kerioyl     No sweat! [00:47] Filmina     Captain, it's typical for those to be scary. [00:51] Filmina     Not everyone has your nerves of steel. [00:57] Hulemy     Everything I know, I've heard secondhand, [01:01] Hulemy     but what kind of place is     the Dead's Lament stratum? [01:04] Filmina     Let's see. [01:06] Filmina     The sky is constantly covered in thick     cloud, lightning flashes, it's chilly, [01:12] Filmina     and there are gravestones all over the     place that look ready to fall apart. [01:17] protagonist     I didn't know Lammis had this     much trouble with scary things. SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon SIGN    The Dead's Lament Stratum [02:55] crows     Fools! Fools! [02:58] Kerioyl     Lammis, are you scared for real? [03:01] Lammis     O-O-Of course I'm not! [03:04] Lammis     I'm not some child who's afraid of ghosts! [03:07] Hulemy     Take it easy. [03:08] Hulemy     When you were a kid,     all it took was a scary story, [03:11] Hulemy     and you couldn't venture     to the bathroom all night. [03:13] Lammis     Hulemy! [03:15] Lammis     You don't have to bring     up the ancient past. [03:18] Kerioyl     But if Lammis can't go, the question     becomes, "Who's going to carry Boxxo?" [03:24] Kerioyl     Nobody in our current group     has that kind of strength. [03:28] Filmina     That is true. [03:29] Filmina     If Boxxo does not accompany us, [03:32] Filmina     a long-term campaign becomes     impossible due to food issues. [03:36] Kerioyl     The stratum lord there isn't     just going to sit in one place, [03:40] Kerioyl     so searching for it won't be easy. [03:43] Kerioyl     Besides... [03:45] Lammis     W-Wait a minute! [03:46] Lammis     I never said I wouldn't go! [03:49] Lammis     I'll be totally fine! [03:51] Lammis     In fact, I'm good with scary stuff! [03:54] Hulemy     Then you should be fine going     to the Dead's Lament stratum. [03:58] Lammis     S-Sure... [04:00] Kerioyl     Cool, that decides things! [04:03] Kerioyl     Okay, we'll go on ahead. [04:05] Aka     We'll be along as soon as things are ready. [04:09] Lammis     What about Filmina? [04:11] Kerioyl     She's not going this time. [04:13] Shui     The vice captain's easily frightened. [04:16] Aka/Shiro     Yep, yep. SIGN    ho ho ho ho [04:20] Lammis     No fair. [04:34] Kerioyl     Here we are. [04:36] Kerioyl     And here we'll stay for a while. [04:38] Lammis     W-W-W-W-We're going to camp here?! [04:41] protagonist     She's such a chicken,     she's practically clucking. [04:44] Kerioyl     Say the word anytime if     you can't take anymore. [04:47] Kerioyl     We'll go back to Clearflow Lake stratum. [04:50] Lammis     Wh-Wh-Whatcha talkin' 'bout?! [04:53] Lammis     Ah'm fine! [04:55] Kerioyl     Okay, in we go. [05:07] hostess     Welcome. [05:09] hostess     I've been waiting for you. [05:16] hostess     Oh? [05:17] Kerioyl     Oh, man. [05:19] Kerioyl     It's that big a problem for her? [05:21] Hulemy     Believe it or not, it was     worse when we were kids. [05:25] Hulemy     We can carry Lammis to     her room, but what about Boxxo? [05:33] Kerioyl     Oh! Thanks, Boxxo! [05:35] Kerioyl     Ma'am, do you mind if we set     Boxxo up in front of the inn? [05:40] hostess     No. [05:41] hostess     He must be the much-talked-about     magic item with a mind of its own. [05:48] hostess     What a mystery. [05:52] Hulemy     You know, Lammis has always been like that. [05:56] Hulemy     Tell a scary story, and she'd cover     her ears and start shouting. [06:02] Hulemy     It takes me back. [06:04] protagonist     She's grumbling about her,     but these two are quite close. [06:08] protagonist     At times, they're like sisters. [06:11] Hulemy     Usually she'd have run for it by now, [06:14] Hulemy     but it looks like she can't     bear to leave this time. [06:17] protagonist     I wonder if she's trying to put up with it [06:19] protagonist     because she thinks there'd     be nobody left to carry me. [06:22] Hulemy     Don't tell me you're misreading     the situation, Boxxo. [06:26] Hulemy     When it comes to why Lammis is stubbornly     trying to control her fear... [06:30] Hulemy     Wait, it'll hurt her feelings if I tell you. [06:33] Boxxo     Too bad. [06:35] Hulemy     Well, take your time thinking it over. [06:42] protagonist     What could it be? [06:58] protagonist     Is that a... [07:02] protagonist     Those are flame scolls! [07:06] protagonist     But they're just wandering around. [07:09] protagonist     What're they trying to do? [07:14] protagonist     This is like an outdoor haunted house. [07:17] protagonist     Might as well play it safe     and put up a barrier. [07:21] protagonist     It also wouldn't hurt to try out     a number of anti-undead goods. [07:26] protagonist     Well, salt is the old standard. SIGN    Natural Rock Salt [07:30] Boxxo     I'll give rock salt a try. [07:37] Boxxo     No good. [07:38] Boxxo     What else might have an effect? [07:41] Boxxo     Oh, how about that?! [07:46] Boxxo     If they're ghosts, maybe these will work! [07:49] Boxxo     Here! Here! How's this?! [07:55] Boxxo     Nothing happened. [07:57] Boxxo     Maybe it takes more of them! [08:02] Hulemy     Hey, Boxxo. You get any sleep last night? [08:06] Hulemy     What's all this?! [08:09] protagonist     I tried things all night, but they had no effect     whatsoever on these otherworldly monsters. [08:16] protagonist     As soon as Shui and the     others arrived belatedly, [08:20] protagonist     Captain Kerioyl ordered them to go explore. [08:22] protagonist     The captain himself said he would bring     back some help for tackling this stratum, [08:27] protagonist     and then he went off somewhere. [08:32] hostess     Mister Boxxo. [08:37] hostess     Did you enjoy last night? [08:40] protagonist     When did she get here?! [08:42] protagonist     She's like a ghost. [08:44] hostess     When night falls here, monsters appear     even in the middle of the village. [08:50] hostess     So only those with confidence in their     skills are allowed to venture out. [08:55] protagonist     Wish you had told me that ahead of time. [08:58] hostess     The monsters here envy the living. [09:02] hostess     And so to you, they are harmless. [09:05] hostess     I suspect you were never attacked. [09:08] protagonist     So that's why they didn't crowd me,     and they were just peering into buildings. [09:14] hostess     You are more akin to them     than you are to us. [09:19] hostess     Ah, I beg your pardon. [09:22] protagonist     Well, I'm basically a vending machine     possessed by a soul, so you're not wrong. [09:29] protagonist     But I'm not so sure I'm more     akin to a ghost than you are. [09:36] Lammis     Sorry about yesterday, Boxxo. [09:39] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:46] Lammis     Things can't keep going like this. [09:50] Boxxo     Too bad. [09:51] Lammis     It really is too bad. [09:54] protagonist     Uh-oh. She's in negative mode,     and she's taking me literally. [10:00] Hulemy     This isn't like you, y'know. [10:02] Hulemy     If it's a weakness, just overcome it. [10:05] Hulemy     Isn't that right? [10:07] Lammis     R-Right! [10:08] Lammis     Yeah, all I have to do is get used to it! [10:11] Hulemy     Well said. [10:12] Hulemy     Now, I'm going to give you a crash     course in overcoming your fear. [10:15] Lammis     Crash course? [10:18] Lammis     Please do, Instructor! [10:21] Hulemy     Then let's start with you     strolling through this village. [10:25] Lammis     Strolling?! [10:28] Lammis     Doesn't seem possible! [10:29] Hulemy     You gave in too soon! [10:31] Hulemy     It's just a little gloomy over there,     so it shouldn't be too scary. [10:35] Lammis     Yes, but the mood is different here! [10:38] Lammis     If Clearflow Lake stratum is a frog fiend,      this place is a king frog fiend! [10:43] protagonist     That sort of makes sense,     and sort of doesn't. [10:46] Hulemy     Then will you give up and go back     to Clearflow Lake stratum alone? [10:50] Lammis     I don't want to! [10:51] Hulemy     Then all you can do is tough it out. [10:54] Lammis     Y-Yeah, but... [10:56] Hulemy     Okay, at the village entrance     is a general store. [11:00] Hulemy     First, go buy some     restorative potions there. [11:02] Lammis     Fine. [11:04] Lammis     Let's go, Boxxo. [11:07] Hulemy     By yourself. [11:09] Lammis     You kidding? [11:11] Hulemy     I'm serious. [11:14] Lammis     I-I'll do it! [11:16] Lammis     J-Just you watch. I'm not a child!      This'll be easy! [11:21] Lammis     I can do this. [11:23] Lammis     It'll work. [11:24] Lammis     I won't lose! [11:25] protagonist     I wonder if this is how a parent feels while     watching their child go on their first errand. [11:33] Lammis     Screw that! [11:41] protagonist     There, there. That sure was scary. [11:43] protagonist     Have some warm corn soup     or something, and settle down. [11:46] protagonist     Maybe something sweet to     drink would be better. [11:49] Hulemy     Don't coddle her. [11:50] protagonist     Sorry, Lammis. Looks like that's a no-go. [11:56] Lammis     Y-You know, my job is to carry Boxxo,     so I think it's no use if I don't have him. [12:02] Hulemy     Okay, fine. Go ahead and do it that way. [12:06] Lammis     Yeah! With Boxxo, I'll be fine! [12:09] protagonist     It's true. [12:10] protagonist     Even in a haunted house, it's a world of     difference between going through alone, [12:13] protagonist     and doing it with a vending     machine on your... [12:15] protagonist     I guess I've never seen anyone like that. [12:18] Lammis     Boxxo, you still there?! [12:20] Lammis     You're on my back?! [12:21] Boxxo     Hello there. [12:23] Lammis     Really? [12:24] Lammis     You're really there? [12:25] Boxxo     Hello there. [12:27] Lammis     Don't you fall off my back. You had better not! [12:31] protagonist     She's like a kid learning     how to ride a bike. [12:34] Lammis     I'll try. [12:37] Lammis     I'll do my best. [12:40] Lammis     So let's go exploring together. [12:46] protagonist     I see, Lammis is desperately trying to     overcome her fear so she and I can be together. [12:53] protagonist     Then I should help her any way I can! SIGN    Change Paint Color SIGN    Add Markings SIGN    Switch Design SIGN    Electric Bulletin Board SIGN    Aroma Diffuser [12:58] protagonist     This device uses the scent of the     merchandise to draw people to a vending machine. [13:03] protagonist     Let's go ahead and try some coffee aroma. [13:08] Lammis     What's that? [13:09] Lammis     Something smells good. [13:11] protagonist     Now, step two! [13:18] Lammis     Huh? Now I can hear some nice music! [13:22] protagonist     Good! Looks like it worked. [13:25] protagonist     Maybe I'm too generous? [13:31] Lammis     Guys! [13:32] Lammis     Look, look! I've got this down pat now! [13:35] Lammis     I'm not afraid anymore! [13:37] Aka     Oh! [13:38] Shiro     Wow! [13:39] Shui     You did it! [13:40] Hulemy     Okay, time to move on to the next step. [13:43] Lammis     Whatever it is, bring it on! [13:45] Hulemy     Listen to you. Next, remove     Boxxo and go around the— [13:50] Lammis     Not happening. [13:51] Lammis     That, I won't do. [13:52] protagonist     Talk about firm resolve. [13:54] protagonist     That's impressive! And admirable! [13:57] Kerioyl     Ah, here you are! [13:59] Kerioyl     I brought back more explorers! [14:02] Hulemy     Oh, the Band of Gluttons!     They're dependable! [14:06] Lammis     Mishuel! [14:08] Mishuel     Hello again. [14:09] Suco/Pell     Thanks for having us! [14:11] protagonist     So, he really did contact     the Menagerie of Fools. [14:15] protagonist     I don't doubt his fighting power. [14:17] protagonist     But will he be able to     communicate in a group this big? [14:21] Kerioyl     You guys know Mishuel, don't you? [14:24] Kerioyl     He's joined the Menagerie     of Fools on a trial basis. [14:28] Kerioyl     This campaign will let     him be sure about us. [14:31] Kerioyl     Right? [14:32] Mishuel     Not at all. I just want to make     sure I don't slow everyone down, [14:37] Mishuel     and see whether I can smoothly handle teamwork. [14:39] protagonist     He seems like he's being modest, but I know     it's that latter part that's important. [14:46] Kerioyl     Well, I'll say it again. [14:48] Kerioyl     Our goal in coming to the     Dead's Lament stratum [14:51] Kerioyl     is to find the stratum lord,     the King of Souls, and defeat him. [14:55] Kerioyl     There are lots of difficult monsters here,      but you guys'll have no problem. [14:59] Mikenne     I don't really get it myself, [15:01] Mikenne     but I hear humans have trouble with dark     places and monsters like corpse fiends. [15:05] Suco     Oh, they do? [15:07] Short     I know I don't like corpse fiends.     They smell like rotten meat. [15:11] Pell     That smell will kill your appetite. [15:15] protagonist     Looks like humans and beast people     perceive horror differently. [15:19] Kerioyl     The plan is to start by     way of one-day searches. [15:22] Kerioyl     Everybody get prepared. [15:24] Menagerie of Fools/Band of Gluttons     Okay! [15:26] protagonist     Lammis, that's not a good sound to hear. [15:33] Mikenne     Why did they put graves outside the village? [15:36] Short     You know, Mikenne, reasons. [15:38] Short     Why, though? [15:39] Suco     Neither Mikenne nor Short know why.      For the heck of it, I bet. [15:43] Pell     I don't know... [15:44] Pell     But if you left an offering,     monsters could eat it. What a waste. [15:49] Kerioyl     Everyone, stop! [15:52] Kerioyl     Just like I figured. [15:59] Shui     Now it's our turn! [16:01] Aka     You ready, Shiro? [16:02] Shiro     I was born ready, Aka. [16:04] Mishuel     We're ready anytime. [16:06] Kerioyl     Good. [16:08] Kerioyl     Let's go! [16:14] Lammis     Wow. [16:16] protagonist     Hey, it's no contest. [16:22] protagonist     After watching for several days, [16:25] protagonist     it occurred to me that the monsters look     like they're peering into the windows with envy. [16:29] protagonist     Maybe the rumors are true that,     unlike typical monsters, [16:34] protagonist     the ones here are based on dead humans. [16:37] protagonist     That made me scream! [16:39] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [16:41] protagonist     Or not. [16:42] protagonist     Curse this body that only uses canned     phrases even at times like this. [16:49] protagonist     If he doesn't mean me harm, but is only     looking at me with a child's curiosity, [16:55] protagonist     I guess it'd be sad to be unkind to him. [16:58] Boxxo     Hello there. [17:01] protagonist     Huh? [17:02] protagonist     H-Hey, stop! [17:05] protagonist     Come on, don't paw at me! [17:07] protagonist     I'll give you this. [17:15] protagonist     There, drink up. [17:19] protagonist     That's right. [17:36] protagonist     Looks like the monsters have     come to loiter again tonight. [17:43] protagonist     Is that the same one from yesterday? [17:45] protagonist     In that case... [17:52] protagonist     Huh? [17:53] protagonist     Does he like me or something? [17:55] protagonist     No way. [17:58] protagonist     He's probably just a kid expecting a treat. [18:01] protagonist     He came by night after night. [18:04] protagonist     This surprises even me, but I'm starting     to enjoy this late-night interaction. [18:11] protagonist     Exploration is going smoothly, [18:12] protagonist     and this is the first night we're     spending outside the village. [18:17] protagonist     I guess I can't give orange juice     to the corpse fiend child today. [18:21] protagonist     Well, we'll return tomorrow,     so he can go without for a day. [18:27] protagonist     A corpse fiend! [18:29] protagonist     There's just one, but it     seems to be headed this way. [18:34] Shiro     Aka, want to wake the others? [18:36] Aka     We'll be fine if it's just one, Shiro. [18:39] protagonist     Okay, I'll help, too. [18:46] protagonist     Huh? Is that him?! [18:48] Shiro     A child. I feel bad, but... [18:51] Aka     ...rest in peace! [18:52] Boxxo     Too bad! [19:01] Aka     What's with the shouting, Boxxo? [19:04] protagonist     Could that corpse fiend child     be the same one who's been... [19:09] Aka     This is from one of your drinks, Boxxo. [19:12] Aka     Where did he get it? [19:14] protagonist     I know it's wrong to get mad at Aka. [19:17] protagonist     I know that, but... [19:20] protagonist     My wiring feels like it's gonna short out. [19:23] Shiro     He also dropped a copper coin. [19:24] Aka     Don't tell me he was     trying to buy something? [19:27] Aka     No, that can't be. [19:29] Mikenne     I don't know if it was that corpse fiend, [19:32] Mikenne     but there was one staring     this way from a distance. [19:34] Mikenne     It didn't try anything,     so I was ignoring it. [19:37] protagonist     So in other words, he was trying to put a     coin in me after seeing others buy things. [19:46] protagonist     What a fool. [19:47] protagonist     Children don't need to     worry about such things. [19:50] protagonist     Besides, all he had was one copper coin. [19:53] protagonist     That wouldn't be enough. [19:56] Boxxo     Please insert coins. [20:02] protagonist     You want the usual? [20:08] Kerioyl     Okay, good job everyone. [20:11] Kerioyl     We have a good idea where     the King of Souls is. [20:14] Hulemy     You've thought of a way     to deal with him, right? [20:17] Kerioyl     Well, I was going to compare notes with you. [20:21] Kerioyl     Do you know what kind of     monster the King of Souls is? [20:24] Hulemy     I believe it's said he's something     of a great magic user. [20:29] Kerioyl     Yeah, that's quite right. [20:31] Kerioyl     He uses many different elemental spells, [20:33] Kerioyl     and his magic power is apparently vast,     which lets him fire them off quickly. [20:36] Hulemy     Right, so what will you do about his magic? [20:39] Kerioyl     Don't we have someone we can depend on     to defend against any sort of attack? [20:45] Lammis     Huh? Do you mean Boxxo? [20:47] Kerioyl     Correct, Lammis. [20:49] Kerioyl     Boxxo's barrier is an all-purpose     shield that can block magic as well. [20:53] Kerioyl     It's fine if you rush the enemy and take     him down or just keep him distracted. [21:00] protagonist     Ah, so that's how it is. [21:02] protagonist     This was the real reason he     wanted to bring me along. [21:06] Hulemy     True. [21:07] Hulemy     Word is, he also blocked the spells cast     by those guys who were after Mishuel. [21:11] Kerioyl     How about it, Boxxo? [21:13] Kerioyl     I'll redo the plan if you don't     think it'll work, but will it? [21:17] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:18] Boxxo     That's our Boxxo! You're the man! [21:22] Lammis     If Boxxo says okay, I'm fine with it too. [21:24] Kerioyl     That settles it. [21:26] Kerioyl     As the name suggests, the King of Souls     has a number of monsters serving him. [21:31] Kerioyl     Let us handle those little guys. [21:34] Lammis     Okay! [21:35] Hulemy     Lammis, don't get too worked up. [21:37] Lammis     I know! [21:38] Kerioyl     Don't forget that everyone's     agreed to be here. [21:42] Kerioyl     Well, the rest depends on what happens     when we reach the King of Souls. [21:46] Kerioyl     For now, let's drink to lift our spirits! [21:48] everyone     Cheers! [21:53] Lammis     Boxxo, let's make 'em proud! [21:55] Boxxo     Hello there. [21:57] protagonist     Once this quest ends safely, I wouldn't     mind us having another toast! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine [23:35] Boxxo     Thank you very much. [23:37] Boxxo     I look forward to your next use. E12 - What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Shiro     Captain! Aka says he found a monster up     ahead that appears to be the King of Souls! [00:13] Kerioyl     Found him, huh? [00:15] Lammis     Boxxo, it's a big responsibility,     but let's do our best. [00:19] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine [00:27] Kerioyl     What's the situation? [00:29] Aka     Up ahead are the King of Souls and     the monsters under his command. [00:33] Aka     Five corpse fiends, five undead,     eight skeleton fiends, and four flame scolls. [00:39] Kerioyl     Twenty-two in all. [00:42] Kerioyl     Not undoable, but... [00:44] Shui     We could have wiped them out with magic      if the vice captain were here. [00:48] Shui     Maybe I can take several with     arrows before we get close. [00:52] Kerioyl     I'd like to at least start by     whittling down their numbers. [00:57] Mishuel     Boxxo! [00:58] Lammis     Have you thought of something? [01:05] Hulemy     Looks like the device that sprays water. [01:08] Hulemy     I'd say something comes out     of the tip if you pull this? [01:11] Boxxo     Hello there. [01:13] Mikenne     Something came out! [01:15] Mikenne     It stinks. [01:18] Hulemy     Is it safe to touch this? [01:20] Boxxo     Hello there. [01:24] Hulemy     It feels greasy, like oil. [01:27] Hulemy     Let's try lighting it on fire. [01:30] Mikenne     Hot! Hot! [01:31] Hulemy     Look at it burn! [01:33] Hulemy     We should douse the enemy     in this flammable oil? [01:36] Boxxo     Hello there. [01:42] Kerioyl     Okay, follow the plan. [01:44] Kerioyl     Here goes! [01:46] protagonist     Now! Eliminate just the plastic bottle! [01:59] protagonist     Use the barrier to keep out flames,     heat, and carbon dioxide! [02:14] protagonist     We're all set! [02:16] protagonist     I'll protect us from any kind of magic! [02:24] King of Souls     You defend against my magic? [02:27] King of Souls     That pale blue light must be a barrier! [02:46] Shui     Lammis! [02:49] Pell     Skeleton fiends! [02:51] Kerioyl     There's more of them now! [02:53] protagonist     Guess we can't count on backup! [02:55] King of Souls     Girl, there's something afoot     with that box on your back! [03:00] Lammis     I wouldn't really know! [03:03] King of Souls     O stones of ice! [03:05] King of Souls     What? You withstand this?! [03:08] King of Souls     Then I'll just blow you     and the barrier away! [03:14] King of Souls     All too easy. [03:21] King of Souls     What's happening? Is she hampering     the winds with magic?! [03:25] protagonist     No, it's just her Blessing of Might. [03:29] Lammis     It'll take more than wind or hail! [03:33] Lammis     All or nothing! [03:34] Lammis     Forward! [03:36] Lammis     Crush! [03:40] King of Souls     I see, it seems I misunderstood your power. [03:45] King of Souls     But you'll be powerless against this! [03:48] King of Souls     O earthen expanse, utter your wail! [03:55] Lammis     H-Hey! [03:56] Lammis     Wait a minute! [03:57] protagonist     Form change! [04:01] Lammis     Thanks, Boxxo! [04:02] Boxxo     Hello there. [04:04] King of Souls     Jaws of earth, close! [04:10] King of Souls     Curse you! [04:14] Shui     Got it! [04:15] Shiro/Aka     Nice one, Shui! [04:19] King of Souls     I don't need to rely on these! [04:20] Lammis     No? Well I rely on something! [04:24] Lammis     Boxxo! [04:25] protagonist     Yeah! [04:46] Kerioyl     Oh yeah! [04:48] Kerioyl     Whoa! [04:54] Shui     You did it! [04:55] Lammis     Yeah! [04:56] Kerioyl     I never thought the two of you     would take down the King of Souls. [05:01] protagonist     Yeah! [05:02] protagonist     All she needs is control of her power,     and Lammis will get stronger and stronger! [05:07] King of Souls     Who do you people think I am?! [05:11] Kerioyl     This punk's still barely alive. [05:15] King of Souls     You deserve death for     treading upon my greatness! [05:19] Kerioyl     Big talk for someone nearly dead himself. [05:22] Kerioyl     I think I'll smash you     so we can get that coin. [05:25] King of Souls     Coin? You think I'm merely a stratum— [05:33] Kerioyl     Everyone scatter! [05:45] protagonist     Wh-What?! Everything's gone black! [05:46] Lammis     Boxxo, what is this?! What's happening?! [05:48] audio guide     Points decreased by 500. [05:55] protagonist     It stopped? [06:01] Lammis     G-Guys! [06:03] Mishuel     What a blunder! [06:14] Netherlord     I wasn't aware there are any who     can survive my Dark Torrent. [06:18] Netherlord     I'll take back this Arm of the Dead      that clings to light. [06:33] Netherlord     Superior magic items belong     to superior users. [06:37] Netherlord     Don't you agree, visitor from another world? [06:41] protagonist     He knows who I really am! [06:44] Lammis     Wh-Who're you?! [06:47] Netherlord     My name? That is long forgotten. [06:50] Netherlord     But I suppose I am often     called the Netherlord. [06:56] Netherlord     So, this is a stratum lord's coin. [07:00] Netherlord     It is of no interest. [07:05] Lammis     Wh-Why're you doing this? [07:08] Netherlord     Why, you ask? [07:10] Netherlord     What is wrong with me hunting? [07:13] Netherlord     Didn't you, in turn, attack the King of Souls      to satisfy your own desires? [07:18] Lammis     W-Well... [07:20] Netherlord     You would say this is different     from that somehow? [07:24] Netherlord     Well, human? [07:31] Netherlord     Nice try. [07:33] Netherlord     That's a phantom. [07:38] Lammis     Mishuel! [07:40] Netherlord     Trying to blindside me, eh? [07:42] Netherlord     Care to enlighten me as to how     righteousness should work? [07:46] Hulemy     Lammis! [07:48] Hulemy     Don't try to fight that thing head-on! [07:50] Hulemy     Boxxo! [07:52] protagonist     Eliminate! [07:55] Netherlord     Is that all you've got? [07:57] Shui     Think again! [08:02] Shui     Now's our chance to run! [08:07] Netherlord     Oh? [08:08] Hulemy     Make it quick! [08:11] Kerioyl     We're leaving for now! [08:13] Netherlord     You think you can escape? [08:19] Netherlord     You're a troublesome one. [08:23] Lammis     Hulemy! [08:25] Netherlord     Another blindside, after what I just said? [08:33] Lammis     Shui! [08:38] Lammis     Let them go! [08:39] Hulemy     Run... [08:42] Shui     Hurry... [08:43] Shui     Take the others... [08:49] Netherlord     The touching human spirit of self-sacrifice. [08:53] Netherlord     Very well. [09:00] Lammis     Stop it! [09:13] Lammis     You promised you'd always help me out. [09:19] Lammis     Everyone is waiting at the orphanage. [09:22] Lammis     So, please... [09:25] Lammis     I'm begging you, open your eyes! [09:30] Netherlord     It seems these two want     to stay asleep forever. [09:40] protagonist     Not good! [09:41] protagonist     She's lost herself to anger! [09:42] protagonist     At this rate... [09:49] Boxxo     You-he-ad-too bad. [09:51] Lammis     I know, Boxxo. [09:53] Lammis     You're telling me to calm down? [09:55] Boxxo     Hello there. [09:56] Lammis     But if someone doesn't do something     about him, we'll all be killed here. [10:02] protagonist     I know, that's why I have a plan! [10:04] protagonist     But if it doesn't work correctly,     you'll just die for nothing! [10:10] Netherlord     What's the matter? Done attacking? [10:13] Netherlord     Then it's time for you to     provide me with entertainment. [10:18] Netherlord     Bore! [10:20] protagonist     Be in time! [10:25] Netherlord     So prosaic. [10:28] Lammis     Thanks, Boxxo. [10:30] Boxxo     Hello there. [10:33] Lammis     I believe in you, Boxxo. [10:36] Lammis     That's why I won't lose to that creep! [10:39] protagonist     That's right, I believe, too. [10:42] protagonist     In you and in your strength! [10:47] Lammis     Boxxo? [10:48] Boxxo     You might win an extra item! [10:50] Lammis     I get it. [10:51] Lammis     You've got some plan. [10:53] Boxxo     Hello there. [10:55] Lammis     Let's go, then! [11:01] Netherlord     It looks like you've finished     saying your good-byes. [11:05] Netherlord     But there's no call for sorrow. [11:07] Netherlord     You'll be reunited with those two soon, [11:11] Netherlord     by way of my most powerful technique. [11:14] protagonist     Now! [11:15] protagonist     Eject Lammis at full power from the barrier! [11:21] Lammis     Go! [11:24] protagonist     No you don't! [11:25] protagonist     Reject the balloons at full power, too! [11:29] Netherlord     This is absurd. [11:49] Netherlord     I never thought you'd break     the Arm of the Dead. [11:57] Netherlord     I look forward to seeing     how your group develops. [12:00] Netherlord     Come and seek vengeance anytime. [12:09] Lammis     Hulemy! Hulemy! [12:13] Lammis     You're promised you'd help me, didn't you?! [12:17] Lammis     That you'd stick with me! [12:20] Lammis     Hulemy! [12:22] Lammis     Shui, too! Let's eat together again! [12:26] Lammis     Open your eyes! [12:30] Kerioyl     That son of a bitch! [12:33] Kerioyl     Shui! Shui! [12:36] Kerioyl     I won't let you go! [12:38] Kerioyl     I swear I won't let any of my people go! [12:41] Lammis     Captain... [12:42] Kerioyl     Don't just sit there! [12:43] Kerioyl     You learned at the association     what to do at times like this! [12:47] Lammis     Right! [12:49] protagonist     Cardiac massage. [12:51] protagonist     Which means cardiac arrest! [12:54] protagonist     In that case! [12:59] Kerioyl     If Boxxo changed, it probably     means we should use this. [13:03] Lammis     But I've never seen this kind. [13:06] [SONG] text (white background)     Automated External Defibrillator           Release the lock and open this door [13:06] protagonist     It's no wonder. [13:07] protagonist     Even in my old world, not many     people know how to use an AED. [13:12] protagonist     That holds even more true     for this world's people. [13:15] [SONG] text (red background)     Release the lock and open this door [13:15] protagonist     But I don't have time to explain! SIGN    Abilities SIGN    Coin Conversion SIGN    Vending Compartment Shock Absorber SIGN    Transformation SIGN    Telekinesis SIGN    Change Paint Color [13:19] protagonist     I'll spend all the points I have! [13:24] Lammis     It's floating. [13:26] Lammis     Are you doing this, Boxxo?! [13:28] Boxxo     Hello there. SIGN    Use according to voice      and visual instructions [13:31] audio guide     Expose the patient's chest and retrieve     the square bag from the lid. [13:36] audio guide     Rip open the bag and take out the pads. [13:39] Lammis     O-Okay! [13:41] protagonist     Now for the hard part. [13:43] protagonist     To help increase the     likelihood of resuscitation, [13:45] protagonist     I'll raise dexterity with     my remaining points! [13:49] Lammis     Boxxo, I'm done! [13:51] Lammis     Is this good? [13:52] Boxxo     Hello there. [13:54] protagonist     Okay, first! [14:01] audio guide     Do not touch the body. [14:03] audio guide     Now measuring electrocardiogram. [14:05] audio guide     Do not touch the body. [14:08] audio guide     Electric shock is required. [14:09] audio guide     Move away from the body. [14:12] protagonist     Please work! [14:16] audio guide     Electric shock has been performed. [14:17] audio guide     Begin cardiac massage immediately. [14:20] Lammis     Okay! [14:26] protagonist     No... [14:28] protagonist     It was too late. [14:30] protagonist     My treatment was too slow! [14:32] Lammis     Hulemy, Boxxo helped, so you'll be fine now! [14:36] Lammis     So please, open your eyes! [14:39] Lammis     Hulemy! [14:45] Hulemy     Huh? What was I... [14:48] Lammis     Hulemy! [14:50] Lammis     Hulemy! Hulemy! [14:50] Kerioyl     Boxxo, do Shui, too! [14:52] Boxxo     Hello there. [14:58] Shui     Captain... [15:00] Shui     And you guys, too. What happened? [15:04] Shui     C-Captain?! [15:05] Kerioyl     You had me so worried, dummy! [15:08] Shui     Hey! Captain, it's hard to breathe! [15:11] Shui     What's got into you? [15:11] protagonist     The people of this world are     sturdier than I thought. [15:13] Shui     Come on Captain, I need to breathe! [15:18] Mishuel     I sincerely apologize! [15:21] Mishuel     I was accompanying you, yet I still      exposed you both to danger! [15:25] Hulemy     Don't feel so bad. [15:26] Hulemy     I talked big, too, and then     couldn't do anything. [15:30] Shui     Me too. [15:31] Hulemy     Still, the Netherlord. That guy's bad news. [15:36] Hulemy     We've got to inform Director Bear      as soon as possible. [15:39] protagonist     True, he was a monstrous opponent. [15:42] protagonist     The next time we meet, will I be     able to protect everyone? [15:48] protagonist     Several days later, Hulemy and Shui recovered, [15:51] protagonist     and we returned to Clearflow Lake stratum. [15:55] protagonist     And then we reported the     incident to Director Bear. [16:00] Director Bear     The Netherlord, huh? [16:02] Hulemy     You know something about him? [16:05] Director Bear     I've only read about him in old records, but I     suspect he's a general serving the Demon Lord. [16:13] protagonist     In other words, there's someone     even stronger than him*! [16:17] Director Bear     I'm going to request an emergency meeting     with the directors of each stratum. [16:23] Director Bear     I want everyone to get plenty of rest     in case anything unexpected happens. [16:27] Lammis     Yes, sir! [16:31] Lammis     Missus, I'm back! [16:33] missus     Lammis! I was worried! [16:36] missus     You're not hurt at all? [16:37] Lammis     Nope. [16:40] Munami     Lammis! [16:44] protagonist     I feel like I've seen this before. [16:47] Munami     You okay?! You're not hurt anywhere?! [16:50] Lammis     I-I'm fine. [16:52] Munami     Good! [16:54] Munami     I heard you fought an enemy stronger than     a stratum lord, and I was so worried! [17:00] Lammis     Thank you, Munami. [17:04] protagonist     Apparently the story about us fighting the*     Netherlord had spread throughout the village. [17:10] Karios     We heard the news, Boxxo! Sounds like      you were the star of the show again! [17:15] Boxxo     Too bad. [17:16] Gorth     Don't be modest. [17:17] Gorth     You drove off a monster     stronger than a stratum lord, [17:20] Gorth     and you saved Hulemy's and Shui's lives. [17:23] Shirley     You're an indispensable part     of this village now, Boxxo. [17:28] protagonist     It makes me happy to hear that, but I... [17:33] Suori     I heard about your heroism     as well, Mr. Boxxo. [17:37] Suori     It makes me want to invite you     into my home all the more. [17:41] Suori     Until then, I imagine it's inconvenient,     but put up with life with Lammis. [17:48] Karios     Wh-What was all that? [17:50] Gorth     Who knows? [17:54] Mishuel     There are so many people in this village. [17:57] Mikenne     Mishuel! [17:58] Mishuel     Y-Yes?! [18:00] Mishuel     Oh, it's the Band of Gluttons. [18:02] Mishuel     What brings all of you here? [18:04] Suco     What are you going to do after this? [18:07] Mishuel     What? [18:08] Pell     He's the "Netherlord," right?     I'm scared of an enemy that strong! [18:13] Short     Please fight alongside us, Mishuel! [18:18] Mishuel     The Netherlord defeated     me in that last battle. [18:22] Suco     Mishuel... [18:24] Mishuel     That's why I swear upon this sword... [18:28] Mishuel     that next time, I won't lose! [18:30] Mishuel     I will succeed in defending     my precious comrades. [18:37] Mikenne/Short/Pell/Suco     Yay! [18:40] Suco     You know it! [18:41] Mikenne     Director Bear said he would summon     expert hunters from each stratum! [18:41] Pell     I'm not so scared now! [18:45] Mishuel     Huh? [18:46] Short     About forty or fifty, was it? [18:48] Suco     I heard it was two or three hundred. [18:51] Pell     I wonder if we could gather up a thousand. [18:56] Mikenne     Isn't that reassuring, Mishuel? [19:01] Mishuel     Right... [19:08] Filmina     What's the matter, Captain? [19:11] Filmina     Captain? [19:12] Kerioyl     What is it that we're doing, anyway? [19:17] Kerioyl     I figure if I'm trying to get my own wish     granted, it's okay if I drop dead somewhere. [19:23] Kerioyl     But now, I'm not so sure about     putting my people in danger [19:29] Kerioyl     for some goal I don't even     know if we can accomplish. [19:33] Filmina     Kerioyl... [19:35] Aka     Since when do you go around     saying such timid things? [19:39] Shiro     That's right. A look that serious     doesn't suit your face. [19:43] Kerioyl     You guys... [19:45] Aka     The fact that we follow you is     something we decided ourselves! [19:51] Shiro     So Captain Kerioyl, keep moving     forward and don't worry. [19:56] Shiro     Because we'll cover the rear. [19:58] Filmina     I share their opinion. [20:05] Kerioyl     When did you start saying     such commendable things? [20:08] Kerioyl     Okay, tomorrow we go on the hunt! [20:10] Kerioyl     Aka, Shiro! Go prepare thirty days'     worth of food! And you're paying! [20:15] Aka     Th-Thirty days' worth?! [20:17] Shiro     With our own money?! [20:18] Filmina     On that note, Captain. We still     haven't been paid for this month. [20:26] protagonist     One morning, Lammis put me on her     back and departed the village [20:31] protagonist     without saying where we were going. [20:35] protagonist     Where does she plan to go? [20:38] Lammis     Here we are, Boxxo. [20:44] protagonist     This is... [20:45] Lammis     Do you remember, Boxxo? [20:47] Lammis     This is where you and I first met. [20:50] Boxxo     Hello there. [20:52] Lammis     And it's the first place you ever saved me. [20:57] protagonist     Lammis... [20:59] Lammis     So many things have happened     since I got to know you. [21:03] Lammis     Plenty of it was dangerous. [21:06] Lammis     But each of those times,     you protected me and my friends. [21:12] protagonist     You're wrong, Lammis. [21:14] protagonist     We've just been lucky until now. [21:16] protagonist     But during that last battle... [21:19] Lammis     Boxxo, are you by chance thinking     it's your fault people got hurt? [21:25] Lammis     That's not true. [21:27] Lammis     Not true at all. [21:29] Lammis     It's because you were there     that I didn't get hurt. [21:33] Lammis     And it's thanks to you Hulemy     and Shui pulled through. [21:38] Lammis     So don't think such sad things. [21:43] Lammis     Please don't. [21:46] protagonist     Lammis, I'm amazed you care for me     this much when I'm a vending machine. [21:53] Hulemy     So we were thinking we'd encourage you too. [21:57] Shui     Looks like there was no need, though. [22:00] Lammis     Hulemy! Shui! [22:01] Lammis     What're you doing here?! [22:03] Hulemy     Well, hey, we heard you left     the village with Boxxo. [22:10] Hulemy     And besides, we still had yet to thank him. [22:13] Shui     That's right. [22:15] protagonist     Huh?! Um, hey... [22:19] Lammis     Wh-Wh-What are you two doing?! [22:23] Hulemy     Thanking him, that's what. [22:25] Shui     He did save our lives, after all. [22:28] Hulemy     You owe Boxxo a lot too, don't you? [22:31] Hulemy     At least thank him now and then. [22:33] Lammis     Th-Thank him? [22:34] Lammis     Yeah, it would be right for me to thank him. [22:38] Lammis     Ma did say you should always thank people. [22:42] protagonist     OMG! [22:49] Lammis     No, I can't do it! [22:52] Lammis     I'd die of embarrassment! [22:54] Hulemy     It's easy. [22:55] Shui     Go on. [22:56] Hulemy/Shui     Do it. [23:10] Lammis     Dang it, Hulemy! [23:13] Hulemy     Good for you! [23:16] Shui     You looked great! [23:18] Lammis     You too, Shui?! [23:21] protagonist     Being reborn as a vending machine to wander     the dungeon in another world is ridiculous. [23:28] protagonist     But there I was, thinking I'd like     to keep living this sort of life! SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon