Season 1
- E1 - The Vending Machine Travels
- E2 - The King Frog Fiend Appears
- E3 - Rebuilding
- E4 - Boxxo Is Abducted
- E5 - Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine
- E6 - The Fighting Vending Machine
- E7 - The Voracious Devils
- E8 - The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum
- E9 - A Less-than-Ideal Hero
- E10 - Gastric Measures
- E11 - The Dead's Lament Stratum
- E12 - What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine
E1 - The Vending Machine Travels
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[00:04] protagonist
Where am I?
[00:10] protagonist
A lake? What am I doing at a lake?
[00:13] protagonist
I was...
[00:16] protagonist
That's right!
[00:23] protagonist
Oh no! That vending machine's in trouble!
[00:34] protagonist
I was sure I had died,
but it looks like I'm alive.
[00:39] protagonist
Anyway, I need to...
[00:40] protagonist
Huh?
[00:42] protagonist
Huh?
[00:43] protagonist
What, my body won't move?!
[00:45] protagonist
Hey, somebody!
[00:46] Boxxo
Hello there.
[00:48] protagonist
Was that my voice just now?
[00:50] protagonist
Wait, wait, calm down!
[00:52] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[00:54] protagonist
That's my voice, all right!
[00:56] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[00:58] protagonist
And I've heard these words countless times.
SIGN Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[01:03] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[01:05] protagonist
I'm a fan of any and all
vending machines ever made.
[01:08] protagonist
Everyone knows it's my passion.
I'd never mistake that sound!
[01:13] protagonist
This means...
[01:15] protagonist
I've turned into a vending machine!
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine,
I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN The Vending Machine Travels
[01:26] protagonist
Have I been reborn as a vending
machine after my death?!
[01:31] protagonist
Oh, no way.
[01:32] protagonist
No matter how gaga I was for them,
such a thing could never...
[01:38] protagonist
W-Wonderful!
[01:42] protagonist
No matter how you look at it,
I have to be a vending machine!
[01:45] protagonist
My stuff is also reasonably priced!
[01:48] protagonist
My white, perfectly rectangular body
is both elegant and functional!
SIGN Megumi Natural Water
[01:53] protagonist
Never mind that!
[01:55] protagonist
This is crazy, impossible!
[01:56] protagonist
Being reborn as a vending machine is the worst!
[01:59] protagonist
Or not.
[02:01] protagonist
Being reborn as the thing I loved.
Could this be divine compassion?
[02:06] protagonist
Well, at this point I am what I am.
[02:09] protagonist
Honestly, that it doesn't bother me
much is the sad side of my fandom.
[02:14] Boxxo
Hello there.
[02:15] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[02:17] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[02:19] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[02:21] Boxxo
Too bad.
[02:22] Boxxo
You win!
[02:24] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[02:26] protagonist
That's everything I can say?
[02:28] protagonist
I wonder what else I can do.
[02:31] protagonist
You're a vending machine.
Believe. Assume the role.
[02:34] protagonist
You've got to be able to operate yourself!
[02:36] protagonist
Understand your own body!
SIGN (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
(Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
[02:40] protagonist
Oh, in my brain...
[02:41] protagonist
Uh, guess I don't have a brain.
[02:43] protagonist
In my head, some text and numbers popped up.
[02:46] protagonist
These are the goods I'm currently
selling. Only two types?
SIGN (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
(Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
[02:50] audio guide
To change types, please spend points.
SIGN <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[02:54] protagonist
Change? I can change what I'm selling?
[02:57] protagonist
What points? Oh, where it says "PT"!
[03:00] audio guide
Points are converted from money,
[03:03] audio guide
and spending points enables the
replenishment and changing of goods,
[03:07] audio guide
and the acquisition of new functions.
[03:09] protagonist
That makes sense.
[03:11] protagonist
I found out more by investigating further.
[03:14] protagonist
Spending these point things not only
lets me keep items cold or warm,
[03:18] protagonist
it also lets me do things like warm up
frozen food, and add hot water to cup ramen.
[03:23] protagonist
I might as well try out my functions,
and check what other items I can sell.
SIGN Investigate
SIGN Sleep
SIGN Conserve Power
SIGN Inspect
SIGN Goods
SIGN Inventory
SIGN Status
SIGN (Cold)
Mineral Water
SIGN (Warm) Corn Soup
SIGN (Warm) Sweet Sake
SIGN (Warm) Canned Oden
SIGN (Cold) Milk Tea
SIGN (Warm) Milk Tea
SIGN (Cold)
Royal Milk Tea
SIGN (Warm)
Royal Milk Tea
SIGN (Cold) Plain Tea
SIGN (Warm) Plain Tea
[03:29] protagonist
Oh! Looks like I have everything I would buy
from vending machines when I was alive!
SIGN (Cold) Mineral Water
(Warm) Corn Soup
(Warm) Sweet Sake
(Warm) Canned Oden
(Cold) Milk Tea
(Warm) Milk Tea
[03:34] protagonist
I'll try spending ten points,
and switch to cold milk tea.
SIGN Megumi Natural Water
SIGN Kocha Kadan
[03:42] protagonist
Talk about convenient!
SIGN <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[03:44] protagonist
¥100 is good for the price. And it was
saying I can covert ¥100 into one point.
SIGN
(Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
(Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
(Cold) Milk Tea ¥100 100-count
[03:49] protagonist
Okay, might as well check
out my other functions!
[03:52] protagonist
And while doing so,
I realized one important thing.
[03:58] protagonist
My body does not run on electricity.
[04:00] protagonist
It looks like I consume
points to power myself instead.
[04:06] protagonist
One point an hour.
SIGN Hour
SIGN Point
[04:07] protagonist
So, I consume 24 points a day.
SIGN Day
SIGN Points
[04:10] protagonist
Which means I have to earn ¥2400 a day.
SIGN Yen
SIGN Point
SIGN Points
SIGN Yen
[04:15] protagonist
I still have over 900 points,
so I can run for a month,
SIGN <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[04:20] protagonist
so I'd better not waste any
points until my income is steady.
[04:23] protagonist
Wait.
[04:25] protagonist
Will any customers even come here?
[04:33] protagonist
No one has come.
SIGN The Next Day
[04:35] protagonist
All I'm doing is losing points!
[04:37] protagonist
At this rate, nobody will ever show up,
and I'll just stop functioning!
[04:45] protagonist
A frog?
[04:46] protagonist
But it's about as big as a human, it's wearing
what looks like armor, and it's holding...
[04:51] protagonist
I should probably be surprised,
[04:53] protagonist
but turning into a vending
machine kind of one-ups this.
[04:58] Boxxo
Hello there.
[05:02] protagonist
Uh, um...
[05:08] protagonist
Hey, stop that!
SIGN 3 damage!
Durability decreased by 3.
[05:11] audio guide
Three damage. Durability decreased by three.
[05:15] protagonist
What's "durability"?!
[05:16] audio guide
If durability is exhausted, the vending
machine will break and become unusable.
[05:21] protagonist
So, it's like hit points in a game!
[05:23] protagonist
How much do I have now?!
SIGN Durability
SIGN Toughness
SIGN Strength
SIGN Speed
SIGN Dexterity
SIGN Magic
[05:25] protagonist
There it is! These must be my stats.
[05:28] protagonist
Everything but durability
and toughness is at 0!
[05:31] protagonist
Well, I guess a vending
machine wouldn't need those.
[05:35] protagonist
Wait, magic power?
[05:36] protagonist
Does magic exist in this world?
[05:38] audio guide
Durability can be restored
by spending points.
[05:42] protagonist
Oh, yeah?! In that case, I still have about
900 points. Maybe I can get through this.
[05:49] protagonist
U-Uh-oh! I'm in it deep now!
[05:51] protagonist
If I get hit with that thing...
[05:53] protagonist
Maybe a function!
[05:54] protagonist
Are there any good functions I can add?!
[05:56] protagonist
Let's see.
SIGN Pour Hot Water
[05:57] protagonist
"Pour hot water."
SIGN 2L Support
SIGN Switch Design
SIGN Transaction Fanfare
[05:59] protagonist
"Transaction fanfare."
SIGN Boxed Goods Support
SIGN Big Winner Roulette
[06:01] protagonist
"Big winner roulette."
SIGN Change Paint Color
[06:02] protagonist
I can't use any of these!
SIGN Vending Compartment Shock Absorber
[06:03] protagonist
Isn't there some more groundbreaking
function that can get me out of this jam?!
SIGN Add Markings
[06:07] audio guide
Two damage. Durability decreased by two.
[06:09] protagonist
Damn it! I need something else!
[06:10] audio guide
Four damage. Durability decreased by four.
[06:14] protagonist
"Blessing"? What's this?
SIGN Blessing
[06:16] audio guide
A special power granted by a god.
[06:18] audio guide
You may acquire it without
spending a single point.
[06:21] protagonist
I don't really understand,
but it's like magic, right?
[06:25] protagonist
Okay, I choose that!
SIGN Visual Field Shift
Telepathy
Absorption
Robbery
Swordsmanship
Martial Arts
Bad Luck
SIGN ???
Relocation
Summoning
Necromancy
Pseudo-Life Creation
???
???
???
SIGN Erudition
Education
Memory Power
Durability
Originality
Taste Insensitivity
Makeup
Attentive Listening
[06:27] protagonist
What would I do with swordsmanship
or martial arts?!
SIGN 2 damage!
Durability decreased by 2.
[06:30] protagonist
I can't move my limbs!
SIGN 3 damage!
Durability decreased by 3.
[06:31] protagonist
I don't even have limbs!
SIGN 3 damage!
Durability decreased by 3.
SIGN 5 damage!
Durability decreased by 5.
[06:32] protagonist
What else is there?!
SIGN Barrier
[06:34] audio guide
"Barrier." An invisible barrier
is deployed around you.
[06:38] audio guide
You may choose what objects
can pass through it.
[06:41] protagonist
That's the one!
[06:49] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[06:53] protagonist
The invincible vending machine is born!
[06:57] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
SIGN Points reduced by 1.
SIGN Points reduced by 1.
SIGN Points reduced by 1.
SIGN Points reduced by 1.
Points reduced by 1.
Points reduced by 1.
Points reduced by 1.
Points reduced by 1.
[07:01] protagonist
Wait a minute, I'm leaking
points like a sieve!
[07:06] protagonist
I really think you guys
should give up! For reals!
[07:14] protagonist
Whew, I made it.
[07:17] protagonist
I might as well recover my durability.
[07:22] protagonist
There, full recovery.
[07:24] protagonist
I've got 311 points left.
[07:26] protagonist
I'll still last over ten days,
but unless somebody buys something,
[07:30] protagonist
my points will run out and
I'll stop functioning.
[07:32] protagonist
What happens at that point?
[07:34] protagonist
Will I die?
[07:35] protagonist
What a tragic new life...
or operating time, I guess.
[07:39] protagonist
Someone!
[07:40] protagonist
Someone, please show up!
SIGN Several Days Later...
[07:46] protagonist
I wish I could have sold something at least
once as a vending machine before dying.
[07:50] Lammis
I know you're there!
[08:01] Lammis
Huh?
[08:02] Lammis
I had a feeling they were here.
[08:05] Lammis
But I'm glad they're not!
[08:07] Lammis
I'm so hungry, I've got no strength left!
[08:12] Lammis
Why does this always happen to me?
[08:14] Lammis
I even dropped my food bag.
[08:17] Lammis
I'm sorry, Ma and Pa!
[08:20] Lammis
I wasn't cut out to be a hunter!
[08:23] protagonist
Hunter? What's that about?
[08:25] Lammis
I need to defeat some
frog fiends for their meat.
[08:27] Lammis
But my attacks don't hit when
I'm alone, and I'm exhausted!
[08:32] Lammis
Maybe if I had some food at least.
[08:35] Lammis
Wait, what's that?
[08:40] Lammis
Looks too metally to be a stone monument.
[08:44] Lammis
They're a strange shape, but are
those drinks behind that glass?
SIGN Megumi Natural Water
[08:49] Lammis
And that looks like writing,
but I can't read it.
[08:51] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:53] Lammas
Wh-What was that voice?!
Where'd it come from?!
[08:55] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[08:58] Lammas
Is this box talking?!
[09:00] Lammas
Coins? You mean money?
[09:02] Lammas
I wonder if a copper coin'll work.
[09:03] Lammas
I'm sure it at least needs to be silver.
[09:06] Lammas
Don't tell me it's gold?!
[09:08] Lammas
As if I even had any.
[09:10] Lammas
Insert? In this narrow hole?
[09:13] Lammas
And I'm not sure what this hollow
with the see-through cover is.
[09:18] Lammas
Oh, I guess a copper coin
wasn't enough after all.
[09:22] audio guide
That is an unsupported coin.
[09:23] audio guide
If you acquire the coin conversion function,
you can accept it.
[09:26] protagonist
For real?! H-H-Hold on a minute!
[09:29] protagonist
There is is! I can afford 100 points.
SIGN Coin Conversion
[09:33] protagonist
The numbers went higher, but that
doesn't mean I increased the prices.
[09:36] Lammis
Huh? The numbers changed.
[09:38] Lammis
One thousand owa?!
[09:41] Lammis
That's a whole silver coin!
[09:42] protagonist
So, this world's unit of
currency is called the "owa."
[09:46] Lammis
That's expensive, but my belly needs food!
[09:51] protagonist
There it is!
[09:55] Lammis
It's shining!
[09:56] Lammis
Maybe I have to press this!
[10:00] Lammis
Well, there's a picture of soup on here!
[10:03] Lammis
Whoa, what?!
[10:05] Lammis
Something came out?
[10:07] Lammis
It's not gonna eat my hand
if I reach in, right?
[10:10] protagonist
I won't do that, so hurry and take it.
[10:12] protagonist
I highly recommend this corn soup!
[10:19] Lammis
Wow, that's so warm!
SIGN Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[10:21] Lammis
So, do you twist the lid?
[10:24] Lammis
There!
[10:26] Lammis
Smells good!
[10:34] Lammis
What gives?! It's so tasty!
[10:36] Lammis
It's worlds tastier than the
joint where I've been eating!
[10:40] protagonist
What is this happiness?
[10:43] protagonist
Pleasing someone this much makes me
feel blessed to be a vending machine.
[10:49] Lammis
It's all gone already.
[10:51] Lammis
I bet the other stuff in there's good, too.
[10:54] Lammis
These clear ones're probably water.
[10:57] Lammis
Which means I'd better try
that light brown drink, too.
[11:02] protagonist
Looks like she took quite a
liking to the milk tea as well.
[11:05] protagonist
After that, she bought three more
corn soups, along with a water.
[11:10] protagonist
I earned six silver coins and
thirty coppers for a total of 6,300 owa.
[11:15] protagonist
Which means I recovered 63 points.
[11:23] protagonist
A full belly must have
broken the tension for her,
[11:26] protagonist
because the hunter girl
ended up falling asleep.
[11:29] protagonist
She's extremely vulnerable,
but also my best customer.
[11:32] protagonist
I'll protect you with my
barrier, so don't you worry.
[11:37] protagonist
Even trash removal is a snap!
[11:39] protagonist
Looks like I'm a kindhearted vending
machine in this other world.
[11:48] Lammis
Oh, I fell asleep.
[11:52] Lammis
Good thing no monsters showed up.
[11:55] Lammis
I'm down a lot of money, but my belly
and mind are in much better shape.
[11:59] Lammis
Thanks a lot.
[12:00] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[12:01] Lammis
Oh, uh, yes. And thank you, too.
[12:05] Lammis
Um, you can talk?
[12:11] Lammis
Maybe you can only say certain things.
[12:15] Lammis
See, someone I know is inventing tools
with magical power inside them.
[12:19] Lammis
I wonder if that's your deal, too.
[12:22] Lammis
If that's right, I'd like it if
you said something. Anything.
[12:26] Boxxo
Hello there.
[12:28] Lammis
You understand me!
[12:30] Lammis
I bet Hulemy would be impressed if she knew!
[12:32] Lammis
Oh, I haven't told you my name.
[12:35] Lammis
It's Lammis.
[12:37] protagonist
Lammis. That has a mysterious ring to it.
[12:40] Lammis
Oh, hey. If you like, why not say,
"Hello there," when you mean "yes,"
[12:44] Lammis
and something else when you mean "no"?
[12:47] Boxxo
Too bad.
[12:49] Lammis
Is that gonna work in place of "no"?
[12:52] Boxxo
Hello there.
[12:53] Lammis
"Yes," huh? Got it.
[12:55] Lammis
Let's see. Can you tell me your name?
[12:58] Boxxo
Too bad.
[12:59] Lammis
Oh, okay. What are you doing here?
Do you have some important mission?
[13:04] Boxxo
Too bad.
[13:06] Lammis
This is just a guess... but are you lonely?
[13:10] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:12] Lammis
That's what I thought.
[13:15] Lammis
For some reason, you looked lonely.
[13:17] Lammis
Would it be okay if I moved you?
[13:20] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:21] Lammis
Oh, okay!
[13:23] Lammis
Would you like to move from
here and meet Hulemy?
[13:26] Lammis
I think you and she would hit it off.
[13:29] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:30] Lammis
You're cool with it?
[13:31] Lammis
Okay, pardon me real quick.
[13:35] Lammis
Heave!
[13:37] protagonist
You're kidding! I weigh 500 kilograms!
[13:40] Lammis
You're a little heavy, but I can manage.
[13:44] Lammis
Hup, hup!
[13:53] protagonist
Thank you so much!
[13:57] protagonist
Apparently, Lammis has the blessing
called "Blessing of Might."
[14:01] protagonist
So, that explains her incredible strength.
[14:07] Lammis
I'm going to take a short break here.
[14:10] Lammis
Now I'm all hungry.
[14:12] Lammis
Wonder if I can buy some
of that thick yellow soup.
[14:15] protagonist
Corn soup isn't all that filling.
[14:18] protagonist
How about something else?
[14:20] protagonist
Oh, this looks good!
[14:25] Lammis
Th-That surprised me! You suddenly glowed...
[14:29] Lammis
Did your items change?
[14:31] Lammis
Is that food, by chance?
[14:33] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:35] Lammis
Oh, it is!
[14:36] Lammis
It's the same price. Maybe I'll buy some.
[14:47] Lammis
What's with this texture?!
[14:49] Lammis
They're just salty, that's it.
[14:51] Lammis
But I can't stop myself!
[14:53] Lammis
I'm going through money like a sieve!
[14:56] Lammis
But I can't stop!
[14:58] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[15:00] protagonist
Thanks to that, I've recovered
up to 320 points.
[15:04] protagonist
I'll try using those to change
the price of mineral water.
SIGN Mineral Water
SIGN owa
[15:09] protagonist
I'd like to offer it for less,
but my life depends on it.
[15:14] Lammis
Soon we'll reach the entrance of this stratum.
[15:16] protagonist
Stratum?
[15:17] Lammis
After that it's a village,
so we can take it easy.
[15:25] Lammis
I'm back!
[15:27] Karios
Lammis!
[15:28] Gorth
You're unharmed!
[15:30] Lammis
Karios, Gorth...
[15:32] Lammis
Somehow I made it back alive.
[15:35] Karios
We were worried, after your
group came back all but dead.
[15:39] Lammis
I'm sorry.
[15:41] Gorth
By the way, what's this?
[15:43] Lammis
It's apparently a magic tool with its own
will. I brought it back from lakeside.
[15:47] Lammis
It gives you items if you put money in it.
[15:49] Karios
A magic tool?
[15:51] Karios
I've never heard of such a thing,
here in the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[15:56] Lammis
Should I not have brought it?
[15:58] Gorth
I doubt it's any problem.
[16:00] Karios
The way the dungeon works is,
[16:02] Karios
whoever finds something lying around
in a stratum gets right of ownership.
[16:08] protagonist
Dungeon?
[16:09] protagonist
They've been talking about levels and such.
Are we inside some kind of labyrinth?
[16:14] protagonist
But there's a sky.
[16:16] Karios
Hey, can we buy stuff too if we pay?
[16:19] Lammis
Yes, I think you can.
[16:22] Lammis
Is that okay?
[16:23] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:24] Gorth
It talked!
[16:26] Karios
A magic tool that can talk.
[16:29] Karios
You could get a high price for that, huh?
[16:30] Lammis
I'm not selling him! He's going
with me to see Hulemy.
[16:36] Karios
That crazy magic item engineer, huh?
SIGN Kocha Kadan
[16:41] Karios
A silver coin, huh?
[16:43] Karios
That's not cheap, but I'll have one of these.
[16:47] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
SIGN Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[16:51] Karios
Well, I'll be! It's really good!
[16:54] Gorth
So's this!
[16:55] Karios
I'm gonna try some of this
fried-looking stuff!
[16:57] Gorth
Let me have a little.
[16:58] protagonist
In the end, they bought every item.
[17:03] Karios
Being able to drink warm things
and cold things is the best!
[17:06] Gorth
We lookouts have to stay here, so it'd be
great if you brought it by now and then.
[17:10] Lammis
Sure!
[17:11] protagonist
Business is looking up.
[17:25] Lammis
Just now...
[17:30] hooligan A
Quit makin' a fuss and wastin' our time.
[17:34] hooligan B
It'll just make things worse for you.
[17:38] hooligan A
What the hell're you doin'?!
[17:40] Lammis
A bunch of nasty-looking dudes
ganging up on a helpless girl?
[17:43] Lammis
That's a crime.
[17:45] hooligan B
Well aren't we high and mighty.
[17:47] hooligan B
You better be ready for this!
[17:49] hooligan B
We won't hold back because you're a woman!
[17:58] hooligan A
W-We'll let that be enough
of a lesson for today!
[18:01] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[18:04] Lammis
Sure enough, my hits didn't land.
[18:08] Lammis
Are you okay?
[18:09] Lammis
They didn't hurt you?
[18:10] Suori
Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
[18:17] Lammis
Missus, I'm back!
[18:20] missus
You're not hurt?!
[18:22] missus
I was so worried!
[18:23] Lammis
Sorry, missus.
[18:27] Munami
Lammis!
[18:30] Munami
You're alive?! You're not a corpse fiend?!
[18:32] Lammis
I'm alive! I'm alive, Munami!
[18:35] Munami
Do you know how much you worried me?!
[18:40] Lammis
Sorry.
[18:42] Munami
When I questioned the hunters,
they said they ran off and left you!
[18:48] Munami
I badmouthed them to so many people,
[18:51] Munami
they'll never make a living
in this village again.
[18:55] Munami
By the way, what's that?
[18:57] Lammis
Oh, I found him by the lake.
[18:59] Munami
You brought back another weird thing?
[19:01] Lammis
Th-This time it's different!
[19:03] Lammis
He's very useful, and he
helped me out of a bind.
[19:09] Lammis
Ayoomp!
[19:11] Munami
You're going back to the
surface to show it to Hulemy?
[19:14] Munami
Do you have money to pay the transfer circle?
[19:18] Lammis
No, I do not.
[19:21] protagonist
"Transfer circle."
Apparently that's a thing here.
[19:25] protagonist
Incidentally, Lammis's lack of funds
is partially my fault. Sorry.
[19:30] Munami
Okay, fine. You'll have to
work at our inn for a while.
[19:34] Munami
Maybe we'll have this box sit
here and attract guests.
[19:37] Munami
It can sell its contents, too.
Two birds with one stone, huh?
[19:40] Boxxo
Hello there.
[19:42] Munami
It really does speak.
[19:45] Munami
Well, drum up business for us.
[19:48] protagonist
Thus did I come to be located
in front of the inn.
[19:53] protagonist
There's a sky, but this is apparently
a dungeon stratum called Clearflow Lake.
[19:59] protagonist
People started talking about their novelty
and deliciousness, and my goods sold like mad.
[20:04] protagonist
Then when night comes, Lammis carries
me and places me in front of the gate.
[20:10] Karios
I'm thirsty, but I'm also finally
bored with all the drinks.
[20:15] protagonist
That's because you're buying at
least five of them every day.
[20:19] protagonist
Guess it's about time to change my stock.
[20:22] protagonist
What's my current status?
SIGN (Cold) Mineral Water 1,000 owa 130-count
(Warm) Corn Soup 1,000 owa 19-count
(Cold) Milk Tea 1,000 owa 24-count
Shaped Potato Chips 1,000 owa 36-count
<Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
<Blessing> Barrier
[20:25] protagonist
Oh! After replenishing over and over,
and selling over 400 items,
[20:29] protagonist
I have over 3,000 points!
[20:30] protagonist
Okay, what to add?
[20:34] protagonist
It's best to put the customer's needs first.
[20:37] protagonist
So, I know!
[20:43] Karios
The darn items have changed!
[20:46] Karios
Three silver coins is steep, but if there's
new stuff to try, I have to spring for it!
SIGN Oden
[20:53] Karios
Whoa, that's hot.
[20:55] Karios
How do you open it?
[20:57] Gorth
Hey, there are pictures drawn on it.
[20:58] Gorth
Is that how to open it and eat what's inside?
SIGN Oden
[21:01] protagonist
This became famous in a
certain "electric town."
[21:03] protagonist
A kind and meticulous
explanation was added to it,
SIGN How to enjoy this product
[21:06] protagonist
so even foreign tourists
can understand the product.
[21:09] Karios
Ah, it opened.
[21:11] Gorth
Sure smells good.
[21:16] Karios
Wow, this is the stuff!
[21:18] Karios
This might be my favorite!
[21:20] Karios
I've never had these ingredients, and they're
steeped in a complex yet light flavor!
[21:25] Karios
Damn! This makes me want strong drink!
[21:27] Gorth
My turn!
[21:28] Karios
Hey! I was just about to buy something else!
[21:31] protagonist
That hooked them! Looks like I can
count on lots of canned oden sales!
[21:37] protagonist
Several days passed.
[21:39] protagonist
After that, word got around
about the canned oden,
[21:42] protagonist
and it caused a bit of
a boom in the village.
[21:46] protagonist
Must be because the weather
had recently turned colder.
[21:49] protagonist
A new sports drink I had recently
stocked up on is also doing well.
[21:54] protagonist
During the day, I make
canned oden unavailable.
[21:56] protagonist
That's when the inn's restaurant does
peak business, so I try not to disrupt that.
[22:01] protagonist
Instead, I help with pulling in guests.
[22:07] protagonist
I think this is the girl
Lammis saved in the alley.
[22:10] Suori
Uh...
[22:11] Boxxo
Hello there.
[22:12] Suori
I was going to talk first so I'd
have the negotiating advantage!
[22:19] protagonist
Hey!
[22:23] protagonist
What was that about?
[22:26] protagonist
When evening comes,
Lammis carries me to the gate.
[22:30] protagonist
She says carrying me in a
bear hug is inconvenient,
[22:32] protagonist
so she purchased a wooden
frame that goes on her back.
[22:39] Karios
I'm stuffed.
[22:41] Lammis
I'm heading back now!
[22:44] Lammis
An interesting guest came to the inn today.
[22:47] Boxxo
Hello there.
[22:48] Lammis
How were things over your way?
[22:50] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[22:52] Lammis
Did you have fun, maybe?
[22:56] Lammis
I hope someday you can do lots of talking.
[22:59] Lammis
That's part of why I'll hurry and
save up so we can go see Hulemy.
[23:04] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:06] Lammis
Don't thank me!
[23:08] Lammis
I was the one you saved, Boxxo.
[23:12] protagonist
Boxxo?
[23:13] Lammis
It's a pain to go on calling you
"you," so what do you think?
[23:17] Boxxo
You win!
[23:18] Lammis
Great! Here's to the future, Boxxo!
[23:22] protagonist
Being a vending machine in
another world is ridiculous,
[23:27] protagonist
but there I was, starting to think
this wasn't such a bad life.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN The King Frog Fiend Appears
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E2 - The King Frog Fiend Appears
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[00:00] protagonist
What?
[00:02] protagonist
What, what, what, what, what?!
[00:04] protagonist
What's the deal with this bear?!
[00:11] Lammis
Morning, Boxxo!
[00:13] Lammis
Huh? This is rare! The director of
the Hunters Association is here.
[00:18] Boxxo
Hello there.
[00:19] Director Bear
Ah, so you're the talk of
the village, the speaking magical tool.
[00:25] protagonist
Director of the Hunters Association?!
[00:28] Director Bear
You see, there's a plan to go
attack a frog fiend base soon.
[00:32] Director Bear
I'd like the two of you to take part.
[00:36] protagonist
There's a request I never saw coming.
[00:38] Lammis
Huh? Boxxo can't fight.
[00:41] Director Bear
I know.
[00:42] Director Bear
I want him to provide food and
drinks while we're on the road.
[00:47] Director Bear
Warm, ready-to-eat food would
be invaluable for hunters.
[00:52] Director Bear
If you come along, we'll make
sure you're well guarded.
[00:57] Lammis
What do you say, Boxxo?
Do you accept this job?
[01:01] protagonist
Sounds like if we ignore the frog fiends,
[01:03] protagonist
the village will be exposed to danger,
and that includes Lammis.
[01:08] Boxxo
Hello there.
[01:09] Lammis
Okay, count me in, too.
[01:12] Director Bear
I appreciate it.
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN The King Frog Fiend Appears
[02:46] protagonist
It's been three days since we
made our pact with Director Bear.
[02:49] protagonist
Lammis and I were taking part in
the strike on the frog fiends.
[02:53] protagonist
According to Director Bear,
the survival of the village is important,
[02:56] protagonist
but the most important thing is that it
doesn't lose custody of its transfer circle.
[03:01] protagonist
The transfer circle is apparently a magic
device that lets people come and go
[03:05] protagonist
from this Clearflow Lake stratum
to other strata or the surface.
[03:10] hunter A
Hey.
[03:11] hunter B
A-Are they...?
[03:12] hunter C
I'm sure of it.
[03:14] Aka
Hey, Shiro.
[03:15] Aka
It's that time of year again.
[03:17] Shiro
It sure is, Aka.
[03:19] Shiro
A lucrative time, so let's earn lots of money!
[03:22] protagonist
Munami was saying frog fiends are
troublesome because in breeding season,
[03:26] protagonist
they lay lots of eggs, so you get
a bunch of new adults all at once.
[03:31] Aka
But the word is that there are more
frog fiends than usual this year.
[03:36] Shiro
Is that so?
[03:37] Shiro
Well, look at all these hunters.
[03:39] Shiro
I doubt it'll be a problem.
[03:45] someone
Hey, somebody help out here!
[03:50] Kerioyl
Don't be so tense.
[03:53] Kerioyl
We're here to guard you.
[03:55] Kerioyl
No need to be afraid of the frog fiends.
[03:58] Lammis
Right.
[04:00] Kerioyl
So this is that box with a mind of its own?
[04:03] Kerioyl
I heard lots about it in the village.
[04:06] Lammis
He's Boxxo. If you put money in,
you can buy food or drinks.
[04:10] Kerioyl
Hey, that's convenient.
[04:12] Kerioyl
I might as well buy something
for the occasion.
SIGN Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
SIGN Oden
[04:18] Kerioyl
Yeah, I'll make it this one with the
picture that looks like lomawa slices.
SIGN Early Afternoon Tea
SIGN Kocha Kadan
[04:23] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[04:27] Kerioyl
Wow, it really talks!
[04:30] Kerioyl
Must say, I'm impressed.
[04:32] Kerioyl
I've never seen a container like this.
[04:34] Kerioyl
There's no way this detailed picture
was drawn by hand, line by line.
[04:39] Lammis
Well, I'm not really sure.
[04:42] Lammis
Oh, and empty containers disappear,
so don't worry about trash.
[04:46] Kerioyl
Seriously?!
[04:47] Kerioyl
That just leaves the taste.
[04:52] Kerioyl
Good stuff!
[04:54] Kerioyl
It's even warm! Awesome!
[04:57] Kerioyl
Hey, how does this stuff get refilled?
SIGN Early Afternoon Tea
[05:00] Lammis
About that... Boxxo's never once been refilled.
[05:04] Lammis
Even though he's sold hundreds
of items. Weird, huh?
[05:09] Kerioyl
This box gets more and more interesting.
[05:12] Kerioyl
Hey, Filmina! Come over here a minute!
[05:15] Filmina
What is it, Captain Kerioyl?
[05:18] protagonist
Stubble here is in charge?
[05:21] protagonist
Which means the guards
must all work for him.
[05:24] Kerioyl
Don't you know lots about magic
tools and ancient treasures?
[05:28] Kerioyl
Have any idea what this Boxxo thing is?
[05:42] Filmina
I don't sense any magical power.
[05:44] Filmina
It just seems like an
inorganic block of iron.
[05:47] protagonist
Well, yeah, I am a vending machine.
[05:50] Kerioyl
Yeah, but stuff comes out of
it without any refills ever.
[05:54] Kerioyl
Doesn't that mean the stuff's being transferred
or stored in some otherworldly space?
[05:58] Filmina
Normally, yes, but there are blessings that
do things besides produce magical power.
[06:04] Filmina
Not that a block of iron
could ever use blessings.
[06:08] protagonist
But little do you know that I can use them.
[06:11] Kerioyl
Must be some kind of nonstandard being.
[06:14] Kerioyl
I don't get it, but I'm
grateful if it helps us out.
[06:19] Kerioyl
Much appreciated, Boxxo.
[06:22] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[06:24] Director Bear
Listen up! The sun will soon set!
[06:27] Director Bear
We'll make our camp here!
[06:29] various
Yes, sir!
[06:30] protagonist
Now's my chance to make
some repeat customers!
[06:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[06:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[06:39] protagonist
Yes, for the sake of this campaign,
I added a new function.
[06:46] hunter C
This warms me to the core!
[06:50] hunter D
This mysterious meat is a treat!
[06:53] protagonist
Nights and mornings have
started getting pretty cold,
[06:56] protagonist
so I added cup noodles to my inventory.
[06:59] hunter E
This is great!
[07:03] Shui
This! And this! And this!
[07:06] Shui
It's all so good!
[07:08] protagonist
That's one of the guard girls.
[07:11] protagonist
She eats a lot for being so small.
[07:14] Lammis
Your appetite's incredible.
[07:16] Shui
I'm just getting started.
[07:20] Lammis
My name's Lammis. Nice to meet you.
[07:24] Shui
I'm Shui. Well met.
[07:27] Director Bear
May I join you?
[07:29] Lammis
Oh, Director.
[07:31] Director Bear
I want to talk to you about tomorrow.
[07:34] Director Bear
It'll take about three hours from
here to reach the frog fiend den.
[07:38] Director Bear
You're here to provide food,
[07:41] Director Bear
so I want you to decide whether to wait
here or come with us to the battlefield.
[07:50] Lammis
I'm technically a hunter, so I have
no problem going into battle.
[07:55] Lammis
But Boxxo, you don't want to get
dragged into battle, correct?
[07:59] Boxxo
Too bad.
[08:00] Lammis
Huh? You're okay with being in the fight?
[08:02] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:04] Lammis
All right.
[08:05] Lammis
Director, Boxxo and I will join the battle.
[08:10] Director Bear
I'll be counting on you.
[08:17] protagonist
I'll protect Lammis. Just you watch.
[08:20] protagonist
She's my first customer in this
world and my first friend!
[08:30] Lammis
It's so humid!
[08:35] Lammis
Poor footing, too.
[08:37] Shui
The ground's all muddy.
[08:42] Director Bear
They're up ahead! Charge!
[08:49] Aka
Captain!
[08:50] Kerioyl
Here they come.
[08:55] Kerioyl
We get paid extra for the number we put down!
[08:57] Kerioyl
Get fired up, guys!
[08:59] Shui
Yes, sir!
[08:59] Shiro
You got it!
[09:00] Lammis
Boxxo, let's do this together!
[09:03] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:04] protagonist
But Lammis was saying she's bad at
landing hits. I wonder if this'll work.
[09:15] Lammis
Huh? I hit it?
[09:17] Lammis
Did I defeat that one?
[09:19] protagonist
Looks like having me on her back balanced
her and made it easier to connect!
[09:26] Lammis
That hit because of you, Boxxo! Thanks!
[09:30] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:31] protagonist
Nothing makes me happier than
to help her, even indirectly.
[09:44] Filmina
O water, form swirls and pierce!
[09:55] Kerioyl
It's not natural for so
many enemies to pop up.
[09:58] Kerioyl
This is startin' to seem fishy.
[10:01] Kerioyl
Group up, people! If you go off on your own,
that might be the end of you!
[10:06] protagonist
This looks like real trouble!
[10:08] Filmina
Isn't this more than we can handle, captain?
[10:12] Kerioyl
You can whine later.
[10:13] Kerioyl
If it comes down to it, I don't
care if you abandon the pork wagon.
[10:16] Kerioyl
Now, come and get us!
[10:21] Lammis
Shui! Thanks!
[10:23] Shui
That was easy enough!
[10:26] Lammis
Look out!
[10:28] Lammis
No!
[10:33] Shui
What's this light? Is it your power?
[10:36] Lammis
I-It's not.
[10:38] Shui
Then who put up this wall of light?
[10:41] protagonist
That was close.
[10:43] protagonist
I'd like to widen my field
of view some, after all.
SIGN Omnidirectional Vision
[10:47] protagonist
There it is! It's 1,000 points, but I'd rather
spend the points than not have it.
[10:52] protagonist
Oh! My field of vision just opened up!
[10:55] Lammis
Boxxo, tell me if an
enemy comes up behind us!
[10:59] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[11:01] Lammis
Got it. If you say "You might win,"
that means there's an enemy?
[11:06] Boxxo
Hello there.
[11:07] Kerioyl
You're not bad, you know.
[11:09] Kerioyl
Your destructive power and
parrying skills are impressive.
[11:13] Lammis
Don't say that. You're making me blush.
[11:15] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[11:17] Lammis
Don't you heap on the praise too, Boxxo!
[11:17] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[11:19] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[11:20] protagonist
No, I mean there are enemies!
[11:26] Kerioyl
What's this blue light? A blessing of yours?
[11:30] Lammis
Nope. This is Boxxo's power.
[11:33] Kerioyl
Boxxo's?
[11:35] Kerioyl
Well, well...
[11:37] protagonist
That's an up-to-no-good look.
[11:40] protagonist
Time to upgrade him to
"potentially dangerous."
[11:43] Kerioyl
I think I'd like to get in good with Boxxo.
[11:46] protagonist
Stubble, your request is denied.
[11:54] Kerioyl
Looks like this place is nearly dealt with.
[11:57] Kerioyl
You guys, be sure to cut off those tongues.
[11:59] Kerioyl
We'll hand them over to
the association later.
[12:02] Filmina
Do some of them yourself, Captain.
[12:05] Filmina
This is all gooey and gross.
[12:08] Kerioyl
I'm the captain because I don't want
to deal with that sort of mess.
[12:12] Shui
Tyrant!
[12:13] Aka
No fair!
[12:14] Shiro
Our pay's too low!
[12:15] Aka
Boo!
[12:15] Kerioyl
You guys have got some serious guts.
[12:16] Shiro
Boo!
[12:20] protagonist
I'm surprised by how comfortable
they are with each other.
[12:23] Kerioyl
So, what to do next?
[12:26] Kerioyl
This isn't bad for earnings, but we could
always step it up and head for the front lines.
[12:33] Filmina
Our duty is still to guard
Miss Lammis and Boxxo.
[12:38] Kerioyl
Yeah, but Vice Captain Filmina...
[12:42] Kerioyl
The more money we make now,
the easier it'll be to run the group.
[12:46] Kerioyl
There might even be a bonus in
it for you guys, so it's a shame if we don't go.
[12:51] Kerioyl
Truly a shame.
[12:53] Filmina
All right. Let's go help on the front lines.
[12:57] Filmina
But only if Miss Lammis consents.
[13:01] Kerioyl
Yeah, I hear you!
[13:03] Kerioyl
Spend all your time worrying over details,
and it'll give you more wrinkles.
[13:07] Kerioyl
Let's just take it easy.
[13:10] protagonist
Vice Captain Filmina,
feel free to take a swing at him.
[13:14] Filmina
On that note, what say you, Miss Lammis?
[13:18] Kerioyl
Let's go! Let's fight!
[13:22] Kerioyl
I bet you want some combat action too, right?
[13:25] Kerioyl
That's cold.
[13:26] Lammis
Well...
[13:28] Lammis
If they're having a hard time
at the front, I'd like to help!
[13:32] Kerioyl
That's a wise decision.
[13:35] Lammis
You okay with that, Boxxo?
[13:37] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:45] Kerioyl
Takes care of them!
[13:47] wounded guy
Shit...
[13:49] wounded guy
Ow...
[13:50] Lammis
We've got to carry all
our wounded in the wagon.
[13:53] Lammis
You okay?
[13:55] wounded A
Y-Yeah.
[13:56] protagonist
I don't like not being able
to help at times like this.
[14:01] protagonist
Can't I do something?
[14:02] protagonist
I know!
[14:07] Shui
What's this?
[14:08] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[14:10] Lammis
You want to give that to our wounded?
[14:13] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:14] protagonist
I'll at least provide some sports drinks.
[14:17] Lammis
Feel free to drink as much as you like.
[14:20] wounded B
Sure.
[14:21] wounded B
Thank you.
[14:25] wounded B
That's good!
[14:26] wounded C
Yeah, a life saver.
[14:27] Lammis
Way to go, Boxxo!
[14:29] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[14:31] Director Bear
Thanks for the help, Kerioyl.
[14:34] Director Bear
Just what I'd expect from
the Menagerie of Fools.
[14:37] protagonist
Menagerie of Fools?
That's a weird name for a group.
[14:41] Kerioyl
We had too much time on our hands.
[14:44] Kerioyl
Maybe you didn't need the help?
[14:45] Director Bear
I appreciate the cooperation.
[14:48] Director Bear
Thanks to that, we managed to subdue them.
[14:51] Director Bear
However, there were easily more than
twice as many frog fiends as expected.
[14:56] Kerioyl
I can only think of one reason.
[15:00] Lammis
What does it mean?
[15:03] Director Bear
This is merely speculation, but there's a
good chance a king frog fiend has arisen.
[15:08] Lammis
A king frog fiend?!
[15:10] protagonist
What's that?
[15:12] protagonist
Sounds strong, based on the name.
[15:14] Director Bear
Kerioyl, you've been asked to act as guards,
[15:18] Director Bear
but if a king frog fiend has
appeared, that changes things.
[15:22] Director Bear
My only choice is to ask for your assistance.
[15:25] Kerioyl
Sure, leave it to Menagerie of Fools.
[15:30] Director Bear
I appreciate that.
[15:32] Director Bear
Lammis, can I ask you both to remain here
[15:34] Director Bear
and provide food for the
wounded and the hunters?
[15:38] Lammis
Sure! Boxxo and I have it covered!
[15:46] hunter A
Hey! Could someone come
help tend to the wounded?
[15:49] Lammis
I'll do it!
[15:51] Lammis
Boxxo, I'll leave you alone for a bit.
Don't cry because you're lonely!
[15:56] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[15:58] Lammis
What gives?
[16:00] Lammis
Don't look at me later if you do get lonely.
[16:03] protagonist
We might look like lovers if I were
flesh and blood, but I'm inorganic.
[16:11] Gugoyle
Now, then...
[16:13] protagonist
Who's this guy?
[16:17] protagonist
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you trying to steal my money?!
[16:19] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:21] Gugoyle
L-Listen, you!
[16:22] Gugoyle
Keep quiet if you don't
want to get destroyed!
[16:26] Gugoyle
That's more like it.
[16:32] Gugoyle
Hot!
[16:35] protagonist
How about some red-hot corn soup?
[16:38] Gugoyle
Screw you, you dumbass box!
[16:42] Gugoyle
I'll bust you open!
[16:47] Lammis
What do you think you're doing to Boxxo?
[16:50] Gugoyle
S-Stop it!
[16:55] Lammis
Don't cause any more trouble.
[16:59] protagonist
You reap what you sow.
[17:15] hunter C
It's the king frog fiend!
What the hell's it doing over here?!
[17:19] hunter D
And it looks pissed!
[17:21] hunter E
Retreat! All hands, retreat!
[17:22] Boxxo
Too bad. Too bad.
[17:24] Lammis
Y-You're right. I need to calm down.
[17:27] Lammis
Boxxo, let's get out of here too!
[17:30] wagoner
Shit! The unasusu are rooted to the spot!
[17:33] wounded A
They must be afraid of that thing!
[17:35] wounded A
Come on, move!
[17:42] Lammis
It'll be okay.
[17:47] protagonist
That's what I thought she'd do.
[17:50] wounded D
Wh-Why'd you let them run off?!
Are you telling us to die?!
[17:54] Lammis
I'll pull it in their place!
[18:00] wounded A
Say what?!
[18:01] wagoner
We're moving!
[18:05] protagonist
Now what? What should I do?!
[18:07] protagonist
Just withstand its attacks with a barrier?!
[18:11] protagonist
But while I might be able to save Lammis,
I can't also save the wounded!
[18:19] protagonist
Don't I have some way to slow it down?!
[18:22] protagonist
Some item that will buy
time or get in its way?!
[18:26] protagonist
Damn it, something! Something!
SIGN Apple Juice
Orange Juice
Apple Juice
Orange Juice
Grape Juice
Pineapple Juice
Tomato Juice
Honey Lemon
Energy Drink
Soda Pop
Ramune
Cola
Diet Cola
Zero Calorie Cola
[18:29] protagonist
Wait a minute! I can use this!
[18:38] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[18:39] Lammis
What? Are you saying to use that item?
[18:43] Boxxo
Hello there.
[18:45] Lammis
You must have some plan!
[18:48] wounded A
I don't get it, but I'll take this!
[18:50] protagonist
Now to buy a new function: form change!
[19:01] Lammis
Huh?! Boxxo's all rounded now!
[19:03] protagonist
That makes it sound like my
personality was too harsh...
[19:10] Lammis
You want me to take this too, right?
[19:13] protagonist
So far, so good. Now comes the hard part.
[19:16] protagonist
How do I get her to understand?
[19:19] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[19:21] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[19:23] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[19:23] Lammis
I need to put in coins, even after
all this stuff came out?!
[19:27] Boxxo
Too bad.
[19:28] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[19:30] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[19:31] Lammis
Wh-What do you mean?!
[19:33] protagonist
To say I'm not explaining
enough is an understatement.
[19:36] protagonist
But there's nothing else I can do!
[19:40] wounded A
Lammis, maybe it's broken!
[19:44] Lammis
That's not true!
[19:45] Lammis
I'm sure Boxxo is desperately
trying to tell me something!
[19:50] protagonist
She believes in me, and she's
trying to piece it together!
[19:53] protagonist
Lammis trusts me this much, but still...
[19:56] Lammis
So I don't put coins in here?
[20:03] Gugoyle
What is that?! Untie my ropes!
[20:06] Gugoyle
I don't plan on dying with you guys!
[20:08] wounded D
Shut up!
[20:10] Gugoyle
What's this paper?
[20:12] Gugoyle
C-Can't breathe! Water, water!
[20:15] wounded C
Drink some of this!
[20:20] Lammis
Maybe...
[20:26] wounded A
What?! It blew up!
[20:28] wounded C
My eyes sting!
[20:29] protagonist
Yes! This is the phenomenon that
went viral on video sharing sites!
[20:34] protagonist
If you put a specific candy into cola,
the contents will gush out all at once!
[20:39] Lammis
I get it! Just put this candy into here!
[20:42] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:44] Lammis
Everyone help out!
[20:49] Lammis
Ready!
[20:50] wounded A/B/C/D
Ready!
[20:55] Lammis
Get it right in the eyes!
[21:01] Kerioyl
So this is where it was!
[21:02] Director Bear
Lend Lammis and Boxxo a hand!
[21:05] Filmina
Understood.
[21:05] Shui
On it!
[21:15] wounded
Yeah!
[21:15] Lammis
We did it!
[21:18] wounded A
It was thanks to you, Boxxo!
[21:20] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[21:25] Director Bear
Lammis, rein it in a little.
I was scared to death.
[21:30] Lammis
I'm sorry, Director.
[21:32] Director Bear
Well, it was our error that
exposed your group to danger.
[21:38] Director Bear
I apologize.
[21:39] Lammis
N-Not at all! I'm the one who's
sorry for going out on a limb!
[21:44] protagonist
The bear and the girl are
busily bowing to each other.
[21:48] protagonist
It's a surreal, but heartwarming sight.
[21:51] Director Bear
Well done, everyone! Let's head for home.
[21:55] Director Bear
But until we reach the village,
the campaign continues.
[21:59] Director Bear
Stay on your toes.
[22:00] Lammis/hunters
Yes, sir!
[23:34] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Rebuilding
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[23:39] ---
E3 - Rebuilding
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[00:01] protagonist
We finished our battle with the frog fiends,
and returned to the village.
[00:05] protagonist
No unusual events transpired
on our way home, but...
[00:11] Kerioyl
Hey!
[00:15] Lammis
The village!
[00:18] Director Bear
Everyone, I'm sorry. I know you're tired.
[00:21] Director Bear
But it looks like there's
one more thing we must do.
[00:27] Lammis
Munami, missus...
[00:30] protagonist
She's known them far longer
than me, so for her this is...
[00:35] protagonist
There must be some way to let
her know what I'm thinking!
[00:39] Boxxo
Forward-to-there, insert coins.
[00:41] Lammis
Boxxo?
[00:43] Boxxo
Thank you-look-to-there-coins.
[00:48] Boxxo
Forward to there, insert coins.
[00:51] Lammis
Forward? Look there?
[00:54] Lammis
You're right! We won't know
anything if we don't go look!
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN Rebuilding
[02:33] protagonist
It looks like something
got dragged through here.
[02:35] protagonist
But what?
[02:37] Lammis
The inn!
[02:38] Lammis
Is the inn okay?!
[02:42] Lammis
No... This is terrible!
[02:46] Lammis
Munami! Missus!
[02:48] protagonist
Uh-oh! She might go running inside!
[02:51] Boxxo
You-might-too bad.
[02:53] Lammis
Boxxo!
[02:58] Lammis
Sorry, Boxxo. You're telling
me to calm down.
[03:02] Lammis
And if there's no answer, it might
mean they evacuated somewhere.
[03:06] Boxxo
Hello there.
[03:07] Lammis
Let's see, at a time like
this they'd go to...
[03:10] Lammis
Oh, the Hunters Association!
[03:17] Karios
Hey! Lammis and Boxxo!
[03:19] Lammis
Karios! Gorth!
[03:22] Karios
You guys are safe and sound too!
[03:24] Gorth
Can't beat that.
[03:25] Lammis
Um, where are those two?
[03:27] Karios
Oh, don't worry! They're inside.
[03:30] Lammis
Th-Thank goodness!
[03:32] Gorth
This is where the transfer circle is.
It's fully defended.
[03:37] protagonist
Of course. This village was
built inside a dungeon,
[03:40] protagonist
so maybe it's no surprise they
have all these defenses.
[03:44] Munami
Lammy! Welcome back!
[03:46] Lammis
Munami! Missus!
[03:48] missus
Well, what a heck of a day today was.
[03:50] Munami
Did you two get hurt?
[03:52] Lammis
Nope! I'm fine!
[03:54] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[03:57] protagonist
These people I see every day...
[03:59] protagonist
I've only lived here for a few weeks,
but I already don't want to lose any of them.
[04:04] protagonist
I feel that all the more because
I've already died once.
[04:09] protagonist
All goods are on me today!
[04:11] protagonist
It's a steal!
[04:19] protagonist
This two-headed snake monster is apparently
a natural enemy of the frog men.
[04:30] Shui
All the fat makes it yummy!
[04:33] protagonist
But they eat the monsters they defeat!
[04:35] protagonist
I'm not sure whether to call this
world's people wild or resilient.
[04:41] protagonist
This free giveaway means there are
some brand new faces in line.
[04:46] protagonist
A new type of alcoholic beverage
is selling like crazy,
[04:48] protagonist
with potato chips and oden as accompaniment.
SIGN Oden
[04:53] protagonist
The free stuff ends after tonight!
[04:56] protagonist
Tomorrow, I'm going to make loads of money!
[05:01] Lammis
Boxxo!
[05:03] Lammis
Are you drinking?
[05:05] Lammis
We've been through a lot since we went on
that expedition, but it sure was rewarding!
[05:13] Boxxo
Hello there.
[05:14] Lammis
You know what? I'm happy.
[05:20] Lammis
Super happy that everyone's still alive,
[05:24] Lammis
but also really happy to see
everyone gather to you.
[05:32] Lammis
It makes me think... at some point,
you became a necessary part of this place.
[05:39] Lammis
And that makes me happy, so happy...
[05:47] protagonist
So, that's what she's been thinking.
[05:49] protagonist
She really is a nice girl.
[05:53] protagonist
Good night, Lammis.
[05:55] protagonist
And here's to tomorrow.
[05:58] protagonist
The merchants are as busy as can
be getting their shops ready.
[06:03] protagonist
There will be lots of carpenters
around and hunters on guard duty.
[06:07] protagonist
That much I expect.
[06:09] protagonist
And Lammis was summoned by Director Bear.
[06:12] protagonist
I just hope her assessment as a hunter
improved as a result of that expedition.
[06:17] Lammis
Listen, Boxxo!
[06:19] Lammis
I got a personal request from the director!
[06:22] Lammis
Incredible, huh!
[06:23] Boxxo
Hello there.
[06:24] Lammis
Check it out! It's for rubble removal!
[06:27] protagonist
Of course it is.
[06:30] Lammis
Munami! Missus!
[06:32] Lammis
I'm here to help!
[06:34] Munami
So you are, Lammy!
[06:36] missus
This'll be a huge help.
[06:39] Boxxo
Hello there.
[06:41] young hunter A
This is the site?
[06:42] young hunter A
Oh, there's the box with a mind of its own.
[06:45] young hunter B
Great! We're in luck.
[06:46] young hunter C
And the pay is good, so we'll buy tons—
[06:54] Lammis
This is full, so I'll go dump it!
[06:59] protagonist
Because of that Blessing of Might,
Lammis apparently used to be a screw-up,
[07:03] protagonist
and her colleagues treated
her like a nuisance.
[07:06] protagonist
Maybe if she'd been given enough
of this simple manual labor,
[07:09] protagonist
they'd have thought better of her.
[07:11] Kerioyl
Oh, Lammis. Hard at work, I see!
[07:14] Kerioyl
I've come to deliver a bribe to
you hard-working youngsters.
[07:15] young hunter B
This guy's...
[07:16] young hunter A
Yeah.
[07:18] Kerioyl
Choose whatever you like
from Boxxo. It's on me.
[07:22] Kerioyl
Naturally, that goes for you ladies as well.
[07:25] Lammis
Your treat? Then I'll have this and this!
[07:28] Munami
Lammy, at times like this you should
choose the most expensive things.
[07:32] missus
In that case, I'll have about a hundred
stewed items for snacking purposes.
[07:35] Kerioyl
W-Well, that's...
[07:38] Kerioyl
Actually, Lammis. Would you
care to join our menagerie?
[07:43] Kerioyl
That goes for Boxxo too, of course.
[07:45] Lammis
I would not.
[07:47] Kerioyl
O-Oh...
[07:49] young hunter A
Hey, why'd you refuse?
[07:52] young hunter A
It's an invitation to
the Menagerie of Fools!
[07:54] Lammis
Because we're rebuilding right now,
so we need all the help we can get.
[08:02] Acowi
You must be Mister Boxxo,
the box with a mind of its own?
[08:06] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:08] Acowi
May I take that as a "yes"?
[08:11] Lammis
Boxxo, what's up?
[08:13] Lammis
Uh, who might you be?
[08:15] Acowi
I am Acowi, from the Exchange House.
[08:19] Acowi
Standing behind me here
is my assistant, Gocguy.
[08:22] Gocguy
Nice to meet you.
[08:24] Acowi
We've come here because we received word
this stratum is low on silver coins.
[08:30] protagonist
Whoever could be hoarding silver coins?
[08:33] protagonist
Disgraceful.
[08:34] Lammis
Oh, that's because Boxxo gets paid
practically only with silver coins!
[08:38] protagonist
Lammis, shush!
[08:40] Acowi
That's what I suspected.
[08:41] Acowi
In that case, I have a
proposal for Mister Boxxo.
[08:44] Acowi
We're brought about a hundred gold coins.
[08:47] Acowi
Could you exchange them for the
silver coins you've saved up?
[08:50] protagonist
Exchange, huh?
[08:51] protagonist
I do believe one gold coin
is worth 100 silver?
[08:54] protagonist
And I'd say one gold coin is
worth ¥100,000 Japanese yen.
[08:57] protagonist
That's quite a lot of money!
[08:59] Acowi
What do you say?
[09:00] Boxxo
Too bad.
[09:01] Acowi
That means you cannot accept?
[09:03] protagonist
I want to do the exchange,
[09:05] protagonist
but this vending machine isn't
equipped with an exchange function.
[09:08] Lammis
Oh! Maybe if you buy something with
a gold coin, you'll get change!
[09:15] protagonist
The first gold coin I've had in me!
[09:23] Acowi
This will work! Let's keep purchasing!
[09:26] Gugoyle
Damn! I got put through the
wringer thanks to him!
[09:30] Acowi
Any more might be an imposition on
Mister Boxxo, so we will stop here.
[09:40] Acowi
We will be back another day
to make more purchases.
[09:44] Acowi
I look forward to doing business then.
[09:45] Lammis
Boxxo, you're so rich!
[09:48] Lammis
Better watch out so nobody robs you.
[09:51] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:55] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[09:57] Shimelai
Yeah, yeah!
[09:59] Shimelai
Come on, come on!
SIGN Vending
SIGN yen
[10:02] Shimelai
Seven, seven...
[10:04] Shimelai
Six!
[10:06] Shimelai
No way!
[10:08] Boxxo
Too bad.
[10:10] protagonist
I'm finally able to use this bit of
speech for its intended purpose.
[10:15] protagonist
I added the digital lottery function!
[10:18] protagonist
Since I installed this,
I've made close to 30% more sales!
[10:21] Shimelai
Calm down, just calm down.
I'll make this the last one!
[10:26] Shimelai
The chances of winning a water are high!
[10:29] Shimelai
I wager my whole gambling
life on this one shot!
[10:33] Yumite
What are you doing, old man?
[10:37] Yumite
That bad old habit of yours is back.
[10:40] Yumite
You don't remember what today is, do you?
[10:43] Shimelai
I remember! I do!
[10:47] Lammis
Sorry, Boxxo!
[10:49] Lammis
I sent a letter to Hulemy,
but there's been no reply.
[10:52] Lammis
She's probably still hanging
around in a stratum somewhere.
[10:55] Lammis
So do you mind waiting here
until she contacts me?!
[10:58] Boxxo
Hello there.
[11:00] Director Bear
Are you busy right now?
[11:01] Lammis
Director!
[11:02] Director Bear
I have something to discuss. Could you
come to the Association?
[11:08] Director Bear
As I told Lammis before,
you both did well on the campaign.
[11:13] Director Bear
Without the two of you,
[11:15] Director Bear
there's a good chance the situation
would have gone from bad to worse.
[11:18] Director Bear
I thank you.
[11:20] Director Bear
By the way, Boxxo. I have a
favor to ask, if it's possible.
[11:25] Director Bear
Would you mind leaving the
room for this, Lammis?
[11:28] Lammis
I guess not.
[11:30] Lammis
Can I wait downstairs?
[11:32] Director Bear
Please. I'll send for you once we're done.
[11:36] Lammis
Yes, sir.
[11:40] Director Bear
Recent developments have seen quite a
few hoping to migrate to the village.
[11:44] Director Bear
But a population increase brings
with it a range of issues.
[11:47] Director Bear
I very much hope you'll help
out with any food shortfalls,
[11:51] Director Bear
but right now it's a matter of hygiene
that has me tearing out my fur.
[11:55] Director Bear
We bear fiends don't have much in the way
of physical desire outside breeding season,
[12:00] Director Bear
but humans are not so orderly.
[12:03] Director Bear
Diseases often end up spreading, which would
delay reconstruction efforts.
[12:07] protagonist
Aha, so that's why he wanted
Lammis to leave the room.
[12:12] protagonist
I mean hey, that's just
part of human behavior.
[12:15] Director Bear
Shirley, please come in.
[12:22] Shirley
Nice to meet you. My name is Shirley.
[12:25] protagonist
Wow, she's pretty!
[12:28] Shirley
It would be a delight for the
village to grow more energized.
[12:33] Shirley
And if we tighten regulations
to deal with the hygiene issues,
[12:37] Shirley
that then creates other problems.
[12:39] protagonist
One thing comes to mind,
for preventing such diseases.
[12:42] protagonist
But will they be able to understand it?
[12:46] protagonist
Well, might as well show them and see.
[12:51] Director Bear
So this is how you go about
changing your products.
SIGN OUTLET
[12:58] Director Bear
What might this box be?
[13:00] Director Bear
Is this your secret plan, Boxxo?
SIGN Firm Fit
[13:03] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:04] Shirley
Ten silver coins. That isn't cheap.
SIGN OUTLET
[13:11] Shirley
You tear open this little notched bag
and take out what's inside?
[13:16] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN Healthy! Family Planning
[13:17] Shirley
My... what a strange material.
[13:20] Shirley
It's interesting how it
stretches and contracts.
[13:23] Shirley
There's slimy liquid on one side.
[13:26] protagonist
What's this immoral mood I'm in?
[13:30] Director Bear
I have no idea how to use it.
[13:31] Director Bear
There was some paper in the box, though.
[13:34] Shirley
I shall take a look.
[13:37] Shirley
Ah, so that's how it works.
[13:39] Shirley
Good thing it's easy to understand,
thanks to this diagram.
[13:43] Shirley
This is indeed a wonderful product.
[13:46] Shirley
It should protect against diseases.
[13:49] Shirley
Let's purchase a large amount, and
distribute them in the entertainment quarter.
[13:56] protagonist
I made lots of sales.
[13:57] Lammis
Boxxo, your body feels a little hot.
Did something happen?
[14:02] protagonist
There's a girl who shows
up in the afternoon.
[14:05] protagonist
I had been overlooking her
little bouts of mischief.
[14:11] protagonist
But this time, no way.
[14:14] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[14:16] Suori
You rude thing! D-Do you
have any idea who I am?!
[14:21] Suori
Break that thing! Break it!
[14:23] MIB A
My, my. Miss Suori's tomboyish
antics are so troublesome.
[14:28] protagonist
As per usual, the girl showed up again.
[14:32] Suori
Father, you said you'd come home today.
[14:35] Suori
Liar.
[14:41] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:45] Suori
I can have this?
[14:47] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[14:51] Suori
U-Um...
[14:53] Suori
Thank you.
[14:55] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[15:03] Lammis
I wish I had your figure, Shirley!
[15:07] Shirley
Thank you.
[15:09] protagonist
It's not like anyone's going
to get on my case for gawking,
[15:13] protagonist
but I'm glad I'm not flesh and blood!
[15:15] Lammis
Boxxo, could you sell me the usual?
SIGN Men's Underwear
[15:25] Lammis
This liquid hair cleaner!
[15:28] Lammis
It's great stuff, the way it
makes hair unbelievably glossy!
[15:31] protagonist
Yes! That's why I've been installed here!
[15:34] protagonist
I'd like to emphasize it wasn't
because I wanted it this way!
[15:38] tanuki
I've been shedding like crazy lately.
[15:41] fox
Because your new coat's
growing in, right?
[15:43] tanuki
Yeah, but I ache so much, I can't stand it.
[15:46] fox
Yeah, it's almost mating season!
[15:48] tanuki
Oh, Boxxo's here today!
[15:50] tanuki
I'll stock up on fur wash.
[15:52] fox
Me too.
[15:53] tanuki
If I can improve my coat with this,
all the males will notice!
[15:57] fox
Turns out the scent is irresistible!
[16:00] fox
My boyfriend got all hot and bothered before,
even though it wasn't mating season!
[16:05] protagonist
Only in the bathhouse...
[16:05] tanuki
You serious? That's awesome!
[16:09] protagonist
Putting one's hand on one's hip is so universal,
they even do it in other worlds.
[16:15] Lammis
That hits the spot right after a bath!
[16:18] Shirley
A cold one for me too, Boxxo.
[16:21] Shirley
Make it the brown kind today.
[16:23] Lammis
That faint sweetness is just the best!
[16:26] protagonist
Sure enough, after a bath it's got to be
either fruit-flavored or coffee-flavored milk.
[16:30] protagonist
In a bottle, of course.
[16:32] protagonist
That's nonnegotiable in a bathhouse!
SIGN Vending
SIGN yen
[16:34] May
Grandpa, what are these numbers?
[16:37] Shimelai
They change when you buy something.
[16:39] Shimelai
If they all end up as the same number,
you can get another one for free.
[16:43] Shimelai
And they say if you win here,
it can make you happy all day.
[16:49] May
I want to try!
[16:51] Shimelai
Let's try it, then.
[16:52] Shimelai
By the way, what I recommend
for you is water.
[16:55] May
Okay, I'll try that!
[16:57] mother
I'm glad I got up the nerve to come see you.
[17:01] mother
I'm sorry for being such
a bad daughter, Mom.
[17:04] Yumite
For a parent, the worst thing a
child can do is die before them.
SIGN Vending
SIGN yen
[17:12] May
Yes! I only need one more, right?
[17:15] Shimelai
This is the one that never hits.
SIGN Vending
SIGN yen
[17:17] May
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
[17:22] May
I got a seven! I did it!
[17:24] Shimelai
Wh-What?!
[17:28] Shimelai
May, hurry and decide or you'll run out
of time to get something for free.
[17:33] May
Okay, this!
[17:36] May
This is for you, Grandpa!
[17:38] Shimelai
You're giving it to me?
[17:41] Shimelai
Thank you.
[17:43] Shimelai
Ah, but the day's almost over. It'll only make
you happy for a little while. What a waste.
[17:49] May
So what?
[17:51] May
I've been happy all day today,
since I got to see you and Grandma!
[17:56] May
That's why it's not a waste!
[18:02] Shimelai
You're right.
[18:05] protagonist
Was it a coincidence or not
that May hit the jackpot?
[18:06] May
Bet it tastes good, Grandpa.
[18:08] Shimelai
Bet it does.
[18:09] protagonist
That's something best left unsaid.
[18:16] Director Bear
Boxxo, I heard you can use "mimicry"
to blend in with your surroundings.
[18:21] Director Bear
Is that true?
[18:23] Boxxo
Hello there.
[18:26] Director Bear
Well, that's really something!
[18:29] Director Bear
I suppose nobody would find you like this.
[18:31] Director Bear
Could I ask you to perform
a task with that ability?
[18:35] protagonist
Task?
[18:36] Director Bear
I'd like you to hide out where a
rash of crimes have been occurring,
[18:39] Director Bear
so you can identify the offender.
[18:42] Director Bear
First, could we test just how
useful this mimicry of yours is?
[18:47] protagonist
From here, I have a clear view
of the Hunters Association.
[18:50] protagonist
Nice change of pace.
[18:52] Lammis
Boxxo! Where are you, Boxxo?!
[18:55] Munami
Didn't the director say
he was borrowing him?
[18:58] Lammis
He did?
[18:59] Munami
What'll you do today? Want to
help out around here again?
[19:02] Lammis
I'm going to help out at
the Association today,
[19:05] Lammis
so I can meet Boxxo whenever
he's ready to come back.
[19:08] Munami
Okay, okay.
[19:13] Shirley
Oh, Boxxo isn't with you?
[19:16] Lammis
Right, he's doing something
for the director today.
[19:19] Shirley
Oh, that's too bad.
[19:22] Lammis
Boxxo sure is popular.
[19:26] protagonist
What a quiet day.
[19:29] Suori
I wanted to have some alowaz fruit juice.
[19:32] Suori
Boxxo's a jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
[19:35] Lammis
Hey, Suori!
[19:37] Lammis
You shouldn't go calling Boxxo a jerk.
[19:40] Suori
So there you are, booby monster.
[19:43] Lammis
I already told you before, it's "Lammis."
[19:46] Suori
By the way, Lammaries, have you
given any thought to you-know-what?
[19:50] Lammis
It's "Lammis"!
[19:52] Lammis
No matter how much money
you offer, I won't hand over Boxxo!
[19:56] Suori
You could have so much money,
[19:59] Suori
your family could fritter it away for
three generations and not run out.
[20:02] Lammis
I told you before, Boxxo isn't my property.
[20:06] Lammis
Besides, money can't replace him.
[20:09] Suori
Don't you think you
restrict Boxxo too much?!
[20:12] Suori
Rather than spend every day with some
stumpy woman with no sex appeal,
[20:16] Suori
wouldn't he be happier passing the time
elegantly with me in my magnificent residence?!
[20:21] Lammis
Stumpy? No sex appeal?
[20:24] Lammis
Maybe you're not one to talk, Suori.
[20:28] Suori
But I'm still growing.
[20:30] Suori
I have plenty to look forward to.
[20:32] Suori
Mother's are even larger than yours!
[20:35] MIB A
How heartbreaking, Miss Suori!
[20:37] MIB B
She doesn't know that the
madam pads her chest!
[20:40] Suori
Well, enough of that for now.
[20:43] Suori
Lammaries, is it all right
if I ask you something?
[20:46] Lammis
I'll think about it, if you
call me by my proper name.
[20:52] Suori
Lammis...
[20:54] Lammis
Yes?
[20:55] Suori
Boxxo isn't just some magic tool, is he?
[20:59] Suori
Exactly what is going on inside there?
[21:02] Lammis
Well, about that... I'm not too sure either.
[21:07] Lammis
But he understands what you say,
and he responds accordingly,
[21:11] Lammis
so he's probably the same as any human.
[21:13] protagonist
So, that's how you think of me.
[21:16] protagonist
Thank you, Lammis.
[21:19] Suori
Well, that will do.
[21:21] Suori
I'll use all the time and money
it takes to acquire Boxxo.
[21:25] Suori
Sooner or later, you'll see
what makes me so good.
[21:29] Lammis
Anyway! Boxxo isn't around today.
[21:32] Lammis
Go on home.
[21:34] Suori
I'll be back another day.
[21:38] Suori
Until then, I'll leave Boxxo in your care,
so polish him up nice and shiny for me!
[21:45] Lammis
Suori is willing to talk a lot
more than she was before.
[21:50] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:51] Lammis
Boxxo?! How long have you been there?!
[21:54] Lammis
You should speak up sooner!
[21:56] Lammis
You know what? All sorts
of things happened today!
[21:59] Lammis
Want to hear about it?
[22:01] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Boxxo Is Abducted
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E4 - Boxxo Is Abducted
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[00:02] protagonist
Such pleasant weather.
[00:08] protagonist
Are those just animals? Not monsters?
[00:11] protagonist
Talk about cute.
[00:13] protagonist
I mean, hey!
[00:15] protagonist
This is no time for taking it easy.
[00:19] protagonist
I've been rattling around on this
cart for about eight hours.
[00:22] protagonist
Where the heck are these guys taking me?
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN Boxxo Is Abducted
[01:58] (Flashback) villain A
The director has hired us to reinforce
the village walls, starting today.
[02:03] (Flashback) villain A
Therefore, he wants you to set
up shop there for a while.
[02:08] protagonist
Oh, he does?
[02:10] protagonist
Huh?
[02:11] protagonist
That's the guy who tried to steal
money from me during the campaign!
[02:17] protagonist
Has he reformed and started
doing honest work?
[02:20] protagonist
Well, it's at Director Bear's request.
It should be fine.
[02:23] Boxxo
Hello there.
[02:25] (Flashback) villain A
That means "yes," as I recall.
[02:27] (Flashback) villain A
We shall carry you there, then.
[02:30] (Flashback) villains
Oof!
[02:31] (Flashback) villain C
Be careful not to drop him.
[02:33] (Flashback) villain A
Yeah!
[02:37] (Flashback) boss
Okay, we're good.
[02:38] (Flashback) Gugoyle
Yes, sir!
[02:41] protagonist
That was me eight hours ago.
[02:45] protagonist
It's a little late, but I now realize
I should've been a bit more suspicious.
[02:49] protagonist
Still, how far are they going to travel?
[02:52] protagonist
Might as well be safe and check my points.
SIGN <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
Blessing • Barrier
[02:57] protagonist
I could use my barrier, but it
wouldn't even last three hours.
[03:01] protagonist
This makes me wish I had pulled the plug
[03:03] protagonist
whenever I got carried away
over having plenty of points.
[03:06] boss
Stop the cart. Time for a break.
[03:10] villain A
Man, I'm beat.
[03:11] villain C
I'm gonna go take a leak.
[03:13] villain B
Me, too.
SIGN Megumi Natural Water
[03:17] protagonist
I'll go ahead and record the perps'
faces with my security camera.
[03:25] Gugoyle
Long time no see, Boxxo.
[03:29] protagonist
The small-time crook.
[03:30] protagonist
I was a fool for thinking you'd reformed.
[03:33] Gugoyle
You understand the situation you're in, right?
[03:36] Gugoyle
Now hurry and make with the food and drink!
[03:38] Gugoyle
Even an iron box must know what'll
happen if it doesn't cooperate.
[03:45] Boxxo
Too bad.
[03:46] Gugoyle
You wanna play games, huh?!
[03:49] guide
One damage. Durability decreased by one.
[03:52] boss
Stop that.
[03:54] boss
We're after the money inside it, but this
thing itself should be worth something.
[03:58] boss
Try to avoid damaging it.
[04:00] Gugoyle
Y-Yes, sir!
[04:01] Gugoyle
Sorry, boss.
[04:03] boss
And you don't want to get busted up, do you?
[04:05] boss
I think it'd be wise to do as you're told.
[04:08] Boxxo
You-he-ad-too bad.
[04:12] boss
Sounds like you don't
understand your situation.
[04:16] boss
Hey, isn't it supposed to be able
to fix any damage it takes?
[04:20] Gugoyle
Yes, sir! It got pretty dented
up during the campaign,
[04:24] Gugoyle
but now it's perfectly back to normal.
[04:27] boss
Then use some physical persuasion.
Just don't break it.
[04:30] Gugoyle
Understood! Hey, let's go to town!
[04:34] Gugoyle
Not too clever now, are ya?!
[04:37] guide
Three damage. Durability decreased by three.
[04:40] guide
Four damage. Durability decreased by four.
[04:41] protagonist
This isn't all that much damage,
but I hate to stand here and take it.
[04:45] guide
Two damage. Durability decreased by two.
[04:45] protagonist
It'd be nice if my body
was a little sturdier.
SIGN Durability
SIGN Toughness
SIGN Strength
SIGN Speed
SIGN Dexterity
SIGN Magic
[04:48] guide
Would you like to spend 1,000 points
to increase toughness by ten?
[04:52] protagonist
Huh? You can also use points
to enhance status?!
SIGN Durability
SIGN Toughness
SIGN Strength
SIGN Would you like to enhance?
[04:55] villain B
Eat this!
[04:58] villain B
What?
[04:59] villain C
That didn't happen before.
[05:01] guide
Damage taken: zero.
[05:03] protagonist
Good, now I'm no longer taking damage.
[05:05] boss
We'll stop there for now.
[05:08] Gugoyle
Y-Yes,sir.
[05:10] boss
Hey, it hasn't repaired itself!
[05:12] Gugoyle
No way! I'm sure it did before!
[05:15] Gugoyle
Get on with the repairs, you!
[05:17] boss
Gugoyle.
[05:18] boss
You know what'll happen
if it's broken, right?
[05:22] Gugoyle
H-Hey, you stupid box! I know you're
just pretending you can't—
[05:25] Gugoyle
S-See, it's fine! It's not broken!
[05:30] villain B
What's this?
[05:31] villain A
Well, we'll drink it and find out.
SIGN Weili
The futuristic super health drink that's
finally come from that planet! For those
willing to risk everything for health!
Carbonated beverage Contains no fruit juice
[05:36] villain A
Tastes like shit!
[05:40] protagonist
How do you like the taste of one
of my official bottom ten juices?!
[05:46] boss
You guys, lug this inside and
have our guest check it out.
[05:49] Gugoyle
But boss, I doubt they're going
to do what we tell them!
[05:53] boss
If they don't, that's when
your heads are coming off.
[05:57] Gugoyle
C-Consider it done!
[06:00] protagonist
Who the heck are they talking about?
[06:05] villain B
The boss really is a slave driver.
[06:08] villain C
Yeah, you said it.
[06:13] Gugoyle
Hey, we brought you a toy you're
sure to like, so look into it.
[06:17] Hulemy
Huh?! Who the hell you
think you're talking to?!
[06:19] protagonist
Talk about forceful! Sounds like a woman, too.
[06:20] Hulemy
You ain't shit! You don't give people orders!
[06:24] Gugoyle
H-Here's the documentation on this thing!
[06:27] Gugoyle
Give it a good read!
[06:28] Hulemy
Say what?!
[06:34] Hulemy
Didn't your mama teach you to look people
in the eye when you talk to them?
[06:40] Hulemy
Or are you scared
[06:42] Hulemy
of a feeble little girl like me?
[06:44] Gugoyle
J-Just figure this thing out!
[06:47] Hulemy
The only thing you're any
good at is running away.
[06:54] Hulemy
Is it true you're a magic
item with a mind of its own?
[06:57] protagonist
I wonder if I should answer truthfully.
[07:00] Hulemy
Oh, sorry. It'd be polite if
I introduced myself first.
[07:04] Hulemy
My name is Hulemy.
[07:07] protagonist
I've heard that name somewhere.
[07:09] Hulemy
I may not look it, but I'm sort
of a famous magic item engineer.
[07:13] Hulemy
Looks like they kidnapped
me so I could study you.
[07:16] protagonist
Oh! She's the one Lammis wanted me to meet!
[07:19] Boxxo
Hello there.
[07:21] Hulemy
Whoa, you really can talk!
[07:23] Hulemy
I've never seen a magic item that
talks and understands language!
[07:27] Boxxo
Hello there.
[07:29] Hulemy
Let's see.
[07:31] Hulemy
It says here that means "yes."
[07:34] Hulemy
Even with my limited engineering knowledge,
[07:37] Hulemy
I've experimented with endowing magic
items with human intelligence.
[07:41] Hulemy
But I concluded it's impossible
using current technology.
[07:45] Hulemy
So then, I tried changing
my way of thinking.
SIGN Kocha Kadan
SIGN Early Afternoon Tea
[07:48] Hulemy
Instead of giving a magic
item human intelligence,
[07:51] Hulemy
maybe I could put a human soul inside one!
[07:55] protagonist
Wow! She came up with that idea on her own?
[07:58] Hulemy
Sorry, I don't usually get that worked up.
[08:02] Hulemy
I'll drink some water or something.
[08:11] Hulemy
I can have this?
[08:13] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:14] Hulemy
I'll help myself, then.
[08:17] Hulemy
How do you open it?
[08:19] Hulemy
Oh, like this.
[08:21] Hulemy
That's great!
[08:22] protagonist
Yup.
[08:23] Hulemy
My exhausted mind needed this sugar!
[08:26] Hulemy
And it's just the right warmth.
[08:29] Hulemy
You know your stuff.
[08:32] protagonist
Her image becomes totally
different when she smiles!
[08:34] protagonist
Like that of an innocent girl.
[08:39] Hulemy
So, your name is Boxxo?
[08:42] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:43] Hulemy
Huh. Don't tell me you're a magic
item with somebody's soul inside?
[08:49] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:51] Hulemy
I thought so!
[08:52] Hulemy
Okay, I'm going to keep on talking.
You let me have it if I'm wrong.
[08:56] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:58] Hulemy
Boxxo, you're a magic item who has a master.
[09:01] Boxxo
Too bad.
[09:02] Hulemy
Oh, you don't have one?
[09:04] Hulemy
Well, do you have any memory
of when you were human?
[09:07] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:08] Hulemy
Huh, how about that?
[09:10] Hulemy
Okay. Magic items aren't supposed
to require money in the first place,
[09:14] Hulemy
so why do you have prices set?
[09:17] Hulemy
Do you need it for replenishing
your inventory?
[09:20] Boxxo
Hello there. Too bad.
[09:23] Hulemy
So I wasn't totally mistaken?
[09:26] Hulemy
And that means you can use
money for something else?
[09:30] Boxxo
Hello there. Hello there.
[09:32] protagonist
I think it'd be quicker
just to show her this.
[09:37] Hulemy
What?
[09:38] Hulemy
Your whole damn shape changed!
[09:42] Hulemy
Looks like the goods you're
selling are different too.
[09:45] protagonist
This would make me feel weird
if I wasn't a vending machine.
[09:49] Hulemy
I get it! By using the money you make,
[09:52] Hulemy
it becomes possible to
change your functions!
[09:54] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:55] Hulemy
That's wild! Is there
anything else you can do?
[10:01] Hulemy
What's this?
[10:06] Hulemy
Looks like a wall.
[10:07] Hulemy
Pretty strong one, too.
[10:10] protagonist
Now for a little surprise.
[10:16] Hulemy
A solid wall where you can
control what goes in or out...
[10:19] Hulemy
This is a barrier, isn't it?!
[10:21] Hulemy
Impressive, Boxxo!
[10:22] Hulemy
Not only do you have lots of functions,
you can even use a blessing!
[10:25] Hulemy
You're beyond a magic item!
[10:31] protagonist
I appreciate the compliment,
[10:33] protagonist
but all I did was receive an
outstanding vending machine body.
[10:37] protagonist
The thing to really be
proud of is her intellect.
[10:40] protagonist
Because she's figuring all
this out by herself.
[10:53] protagonist
I wonder if everyone's noticed
by now that I'm gone.
[10:57] protagonist
I just hope Lammis isn't so worried
that she does something rash.
[11:02] villain B
Huh? Has its damage been fixed?
[11:06] Gugoyle
Never mind that.
[11:08] Gugoyle
Looks like she's asleep.
[11:09] villain A
Damn smart-ass girl.
Let's teach her a good lesson.
[11:13] protagonist
Attacking while she's asleep? Those cowards.
[11:15] protagonist
Fine, I know how to stop this.
[11:20] villain B
Wh-What?! It changed shape!
[11:35] villain
Oh wow!
[11:40] Gugoyle
Hey, there's something I need to do.
[11:42] Gugoyle
I'm going back to my room.
[11:43] villain A
And my stomach hurts,
so I'm off to the toilet!
[11:45] villain B
I'm kinda tired now, myself.
[11:49] protagonist
I'm glad that worked,
but those guys are so trashy.
[11:59] villain C
Hey, food time! I'll leave it here.
[12:01] Boxxo
Too bad.
[12:02] villain C
Man, what's with this thing?
[12:08] Hulemy
If food's here, that means it's morning.
[12:12] Hulemy
'Sup, Boxxo.
[12:13] Boxxo
Hello there.
[12:20] Hulemy
Can't they manage anything better than this?
[12:25] Hulemy
Sorry.
[12:26] Hulemy
I've been so wary of them slipping
something weird into the food,
[12:29] Hulemy
I've hardly eaten a thing.
[12:33] Hulemy
What's up, Boxxo?
[12:35] Hulemy
Your goods changed again.
SIGN Anpan
[12:40] Hulemy
This is bread!
[12:42] Hulemy
Am I glad to see this!
[12:45] Hulemy
It's great! And it's soft and fluffy!
[12:50] Hulemy
With all this tasty stuff, you'll put
all the restaurants out of business!
SIGN Oden
SIGN Gutenburger
[12:56] Hulemy
I'm stuffed. That was great!
[13:00] Hulemy
You want something?
[13:02] boss
Have you figured out
anything about that box?
[13:05] Hulemy
Huh?! Why should I take orders from you?
[13:10] boss
I'm not the patient type.
[13:12] boss
You've got two days to figure out this
box and get the money out of it.
[13:17] boss
You hear?
[13:20] protagonist
We only have two days.
[13:22] protagonist
Got to figure out a way to escape by then.
[13:48] protagonist
You know, Hulemy's hair is a mess.
[13:51] protagonist
But there's no bath here.
[13:54] protagonist
I know!
[13:57] Hulemy
You're giving me something else?
[13:59] Hulemy
But thanks to you, I'm not hungry or thirsty.
[14:06] Hulemy
Water? But it feels too warm to drink.
[14:16] Boxxo
He-ad-look forward to your next use.
[14:19] Hulemy
Head?
[14:20] Hulemy
Are you telling me to
wash my hair with this?
[14:26] Hulemy
Come to think of it, I haven't washed my hair
[14:29] Hulemy
or my body since they locked me up in here.
[14:40] protagonist
I've been hoping to
facilitate this situation.
[14:43] protagonist
Reincarnation is so worth a try.
[14:45] protagonist
Oh, I want to stress that I only bought
women's undergarments by mistake.
[14:50] protagonist
Just so we're clear!
[14:53] Hulemy
Now I'm all clean!
[14:55] Hulemy
Thank, Boxxo.
[14:56] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:58] protagonist
But the time limit is up tomorrow morning.
[15:01] protagonist
What do we do?
[15:02] protagonist
Do I attract their attention
while she sneaks away?
[15:06] protagonist
Or else...
[15:07] Hulemy
Boxxo.
[15:10] Hulemy
Is it cool if we talk
about something serious?
[15:13] Boxxo
Hello there.
[15:15] Hulemy
If you're thinking of sacrificing yourself
so I can get away, forget about it.
[15:20] Hulemy
There are hordes of monsters in these parts.
[15:22] Hulemy
You think I can survive in a place like
that with my lack of fighting ability?
[15:27] Boxxo
Too bad.
[15:28] Hulemy
That's right! That's why
escaping won't help me.
[15:31] Hulemy
We'll just have to put up with
this and wait for our chance.
[15:34] Hulemy
Besides, I'm not all that scared of dying.
[15:38] Hulemy
Maybe it's more accurate to say
I'm numb to that sort of feeling.
[15:43] protagonist
What's up? She must have some
circumstances she can't tell anyone.
[15:50] Hulemy
I feel tired.
[15:53] Hulemy
So I'm going to bed.
[15:55] Hulemy
Good night.
[15:56] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[16:04] protagonist
Wow, she has a talent for
falling asleep quickly.
[16:19] villain E
Hey, what's that sound?!
[16:21] villain D
Someone's launched an attack!
[16:23] protagonist
This means they're under attack?!
[16:25] protagonist
I've got to hurry and wake Hulemy!
[16:27] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[16:29] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[16:31] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[16:32] Hulemy
What is it?
[16:34] Hulemy
What's up, Boxxo?
[16:38] Hulemy
I don't know what's going on,
but this might be our chance.
[16:41] Lammis
Boxxo!
[16:42] protagonist
That voice!
[16:45] Lammis
Boxxo! Where are you?!
[16:48] protagonist
It's Lammis's voice!
[16:50] Hulemy
Lammis? What's she doing here?
[16:52] Hulemy
Does this mean the Hunters
Association made a move?
[16:55] Hulemy
And she was calling your name, Boxxo.
[16:57] Hulemy
Do you two know each other?
[16:59] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:00] Hulemy
Okay then!
[17:02] Hulemy
If her group is here, we'll be fine.
[17:04] Hulemy
Let's just stay here,
so we don't get in the way.
[17:08] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:09] Hulemy
Ayoomp.
[17:11] Hulemy
Boxxo, help me out if it comes down to it.
[17:14] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:15] protagonist
You can count on me! I know
I can protect people!
[17:19] Hulemy
Then again, we might be in some trouble.
[17:22] Boxxo
Too bad.
[17:23] Hulemy
There's a storehouse above us,
[17:25] Hulemy
and the gold coins they've
stolen are hoarded there.
[17:28] Hulemy
But that's not all.
They're also hoarding blastite.
[17:32] protagonist
In other words, there's a bomb
planted above our heads.
[17:37] protagonist
That's just stupid!
[17:51] Hulemy
You saved us, Boxxo. You sure are a capable guy.
[17:56] Hulemy
Can you maintain this barrier indefinitely?
[17:59] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:00] Hulemy
Oh.
[18:02] protagonist
We're going to get crushed at some point.
[18:04] protagonist
I can probably manage if I up my toughness.
[18:07] protagonist
But if I forsake her, I'll regret
it for the rest of my life!
[18:12] protagonist
I can't afford to give up yet.
[18:14] protagonist
There must be some way!
[18:17] Hulemy
Hey, Boxxo. Tell me, do you need
money to keep your blessing going?
[18:21] Boxxo
Hello there.
[18:23] Hulemy
Take a look at that.
[18:26] protagonist
That's...
[18:27] Hulemy
You see it? It's a bag filled with money.
[18:29] protagonist
I'll let that into the barrier.
[18:36] Hulemy
Good, now I'll buy whatever
I want with this money!
[18:56] protagonist
If we can hold out for three days,
Lammis will likely dig us out.
[19:00] protagonist
All that's left to do is wait.
[19:07] protagonist
What's wrong? She was fine until a—
[19:09] Hulemy
My head hurts...
[19:12] protagonist
What am I, an idiot?! She's suffocating!
[19:15] protagonist
The air's getting thin because
we're sealed in here!
[19:18] protagonist
What do I do?! I'm running out of time!
[19:22] protagonist
I know!
[19:30] Hulemy
What's that?
[19:34] Hulemy
You telling me... to put it over my mouth?
[19:37] Boxxo
Hello there.
[19:43] protagonist
Never have I been so glad to
be a vending machine nut.
[19:47] protagonist
This oxygen vending machine
came out around 1965,
[19:50] protagonist
when air pollution was becoming an issue.
[19:55] Hulemy
Thank you, Boxxo.
[19:57] Hulemy
If you were a man in the flesh,
I'm not sure I could resist.
[20:02] protagonist
V-Vending machine or not,
[20:04] protagonist
hearing you say that makes my heart...
I mean, my equipment, pound!
[20:08] Lammis
Boxxo, where are you?! Answer me!
[20:12] protagonist
That voice!
[20:14] Hulemy
Lammis is calling you. Go on, answer her.
[20:17] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:18] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:18] Lammis
Boxxo? Are you in there?!
[20:20] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:21] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:22] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:24] Lammis
Boxxo! Boxxo!
[20:26] Lammis
Box—
[20:29] guide
25 damage. Durability decreased by 25.
[20:35] protagonist
That did more damage than I expected.
[20:40] Lammis
I'm so sorry! This happened
because I took my eyes off you!
[20:44] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[20:46] protagonist
You keep crying, but I have
no arms to hold you,
[20:49] protagonist
nor a mouth to speak words of comfort.
[20:51] protagonist
But I'm happy to see you again, Lammis.
[20:58] Filmina
It's unusual for you to help with a job
that doesn't pay anything, Captain.
[21:03] Kerioyl
Come on. I'm always kind to
others as well as myself.
[21:08] Filmina
More like, if you get
Boxxo to owe you a favor,
[21:12] Filmina
it will become easier to persuade him.
[21:14] Filmina
That's your dirty—
[21:15] Filmina
your sensible approach.
[21:19] Kerioyl
We have a goal to accomplish.
[21:21] Kerioyl
For that, we've got to be
willing to use any means.
[21:26] Kerioyl
Boxxo is absolutely vital for making the
Menagerie of Fools' wish come true.
[21:34] Hulemy
Lammis, it's about time you let go.
[21:37] Hulemy
Boxxo's body is wailing.
[21:39] Lammis
No! If I let go, he'll go off somewhere again!
[21:43] Lammis
Wait, what?!
[21:44] Lammis
Hulemy, why're you here?!
[21:46] Hulemy
You only just now noticed?
[21:49] Hulemy
You really do have blinders on.
[21:53] Hulemy
Well, thank goodness we managed
to get out of there, Boxxo.
[22:01] Hulemy
Aw, I wasn't trying to get you to do that.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
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[00:20] Hulemy
Your strength's amazing as ever, Lammis.
[00:23] Lammis
Well, it's a quick way to fish.
[00:26] Hulemy
Your parents will be happy
to get all these fish.
[00:30] Lammis
Yeah.
[00:31] Lammis
But I'm so strong, I often
break things at home.
[00:37] Lammis
Because of that, Mom and Dad are
always laughing in embarrassment.
[00:43] Hulemy
Hey, look up.
[00:46] Hulemy
Otherwise, you can't choose a product.
[00:48] Lammis
Product?
[01:02] Lammis
What's this big square box?
SIGN Oden
[01:05] Lammis
This feels familiar.
[01:09] Lammis
This big, kind box is a precious
magic item that saved my life.
[01:19] Lammis
Boxxo, don't go away again.
[01:25] Hulemy
Apparently after you were abducted,
she kept looking and never even slept.
[01:30] protagonist
I didn't know.
[01:32] Hulemy
Maybe for her, it overlaps
with that old incident.
[01:35] protagonist
Old incident?
[01:37] Hulemy
It's probably okay to tell you, Boxxo.
[01:40] Hulemy
Long ago, a small village was
attacked and wiped out by monsters.
[01:45] Hulemy
Lammis and I are among the few survivors.
[01:50] Hulemy
We both ended up losing our parents.
[01:53] Hulemy
Lammis had her strength then,
[01:56] Hulemy
but she was too scared to do anything,
and she's regretted it ever since.
[02:02] Hulemy
She used to be too clumsy to even kill a bug,
and now she's become a hunter of all things.
[02:11] protagonist
So that's the kind of past she's had.
[02:14] protagonist
If there's any way I can
help her out, I want to!
[02:18] Lammis
Boxxo, we'll always be together...
[02:24] protagonist
Of course. I'm happy to
stick around, if you'll have me.
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine
[04:03] Hulemy
I've decided to live in
this village for a while.
[04:06] Hulemy
Nice to have you as neighbors.
[04:08] Boxxo
Hello there.
[04:10] Lammis
If there's anything you don't understand
about the village, just ask me.
[04:14] Hulemy
Sure, I'm counting on you.
[04:17] Lammis
Well, Director Bear's asked
me to do reconstruction work.
[04:21] Lammis
See you later!
[04:22] Hulemy
Yep, take care!
[04:27] Hulemy
Huh?
[04:29] MIB A
Ms. Hulemy, Mister Boxxo, we have a request.
[04:33] protagonist
These are Suori's bodyguards.
What's going on?
[04:37] MIB A
Later, Miss Suori will come
to make a request of her own.
[04:42] MIB A
We would like you to readily accept.
[04:45] Hulemy
Hey, that's kind of sudden
when I don't know what it is.
[04:51] MIB A
What?! She's already nearby?!
[04:54] MIB A
P-Please, keep it a secret
that we contacted you first!
[04:59] Hulemy
H-Hey...
[05:03] Suori
E-Excuse me.
[05:05] Suori
You must be Hulemy, that famous
magic item engineer.
[05:10] Hulemy
Yeah, that's me. And you?
[05:13] Suori
You may call me...
[05:15] Suori
My name is Suori.
[05:17] Suori
I hope I'm not being rude,
but would you mind assisting me?!
[05:21] Hulemy
Come on now, that's not
something a child should do.
[05:25] Hulemy
Enough with the bowing.
[05:26] Suori
D-Does that mean you will agree to help?
[05:30] Hulemy
We'll see.
[05:31] Hulemy
If you tell me the reason,
I'll think about it.
[05:36] Suori
Soon, influential merchant
families will gather,
[05:39] Suori
and a party will be held to publicly
unveil their magic items and engineers.
[05:44] Hulemy
And that's why you have
your eye on me and Boxxo.
[05:47] Suori
Yes. The one who planned the
gathering is a girl named Kanashi,
[05:52] Suori
from a rival merchant family
with ties to my own.
[05:55] Suori
Simply the thought of her
annoying face is enough to...
[06:01] Hulemy
I guess being rich can be tough.
[06:04] Hulemy
Well, sounds like fun.
I'd be willing to do it.
[06:08] Hulemy
How do you feel, Boxxo?
[06:10] Boxxo
Hello there.
[06:11] Hulemy
That decides it, then.
[06:13] Suori
Thank you very much!
[06:21] Hulemy
Do you have a clear view, Boxxo?
[06:23] Boxxo
Hello there.
[06:25] protagonist
For that matter, where's this girl
Suori has such a grudge against?
[06:30] protagonist
Sounds like they're close in age.
[06:33] protagonist
Ah, that's her.
[06:34] protagonist
In terms of who pulls off the rich girl
look better, Suori might lose.
[06:38] Suori
Miss Kanashi.
[06:39] Suori
What a long time it's been.
[06:42] Kanashi
How nice to see you, Miss Suori.
[06:44] Kanashi
Please, don't feel any
need to put yourself out.
[06:47] Kanashi
You can always just sit and
enviously watch the proceedings.
[06:53] Suori
You need not try too hard either, Miss Kanashi.
[06:56] Suori
My conscience would pain me so if your heart
stopped from how shocked you're going to be.
[07:01] Kanashi
My, my, how can your conscience pain
you when you don't have one?
[07:06] Suori
Perhaps your hearing is as
poor as your personality.
[07:09] Suori
How worrisome!
[07:11] protagonist
This is way too harsh to be
children's conversation!
[07:17] Kanashi
Is this your hastily prepared
magic item engineer?
[07:22] Suori
Yes, that's right.
[07:24] Suori
She's so superior, your engineer won't
be able to hold a candle to her!
[07:31] Kanashi
Put on that brave front now,
while you still can.
[07:35] Kanashi
Then later, show me your miserable frustration.
[07:42] Suori
She makes me so mad!
[07:45] Suori
I apologize for all that, you two.
[07:48] Hulemy
I was actually rather amused.
[07:51] Boxxo
Hello there.
[07:53] emcee
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this event!
[07:58] emcee
We will now begin the unveiling festivities.
[08:01] emcee
Our first participant, if you would!
[08:04] emcee
What sort of magic item could this be?
[08:09] magic item engineer A
It is, in fact, a magic item that
transforms into a range of weapons.
[08:12] Hulemy
Huh, I've had that idea before.
[08:16] Hulemy
This should be good.
[08:25] magic item engineer A
How about it?
[08:26] magic item engineer A
You can transform this one magic
item into any sort of weapon!
[08:34] protagonist
Yeah, that's the reaction you'd get.
[08:37] magic item engineer B
Voilà!
[08:44] Hulemy
Isn't it our turn yet?
[08:47] emcee
Next, what you've been waiting for!
[08:49] emcee
It's the unveiling of
Miss Kanashi's magic item!
[08:52] emcee
I hope you enjoy!
[08:58] Kanashi
Now, it's my magic item engineer's turn.
[09:02] Kanashi
Feast your eyes!
[09:04] Hulemy
Let's see what you've got.
[09:06] Suori
Hmph, it won't be anything impressive.
[09:15] Kanashi's magic item engineer
This magic item was produced
based on a certain monster.
[09:20] Kanashi's magic item engineer
Yes, a magic item that obeys
the commands it's given!
[09:24] audience member A
Is such a thing possible?
[09:26] Hulemy
He didn't!
[09:27] Kanashi's magic item engineer
An intelligent magic item has always
been a dream for us engineers.
[09:32] Kanashi's magic item engineer
And I have achieved it!
[09:41] Hulemy
Boxxo, remember what I told you?
[09:44] Hulemy
That the technology for endowing magic items
with intelligence still hasn't been discovered?
[09:48] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:50] Hulemy
It's not out of the question if you
put someone's soul inside, though.
[09:55] Hulemy
But that's such a dangerous act, it's prohibited
by the Magic Item Engineers Association.
[10:01] Hulemy
A fool of an engineer once broke that
rule and destroyed a whole damn town.
[10:08] protagonist
And that might mean...
[10:12] Kanashi's magic item engineer
What do you think of this
fabulous magic item?
[10:15] audience member A
It's too incredible!
[10:17] audience member B
We know who the winner will be!
[10:20] mannequin
Kill...
[10:22] Kanashi
Huh? Nobody told me it could speak.
[10:28] Hulemy
Shit! Looks like the worst-case
scenario, all right!
[10:31] mannequin
Kill... Who... kill...
[10:35] Kanashi's magic item engineer
Wh-What's going on? I didn't
equip it with speech.
[10:36] mannequin
Kill...
[10:37] mannequin
Kill...
[10:39] mannequin
Kill...
[10:39] Kanashi's magic item engineer
G-Got to shut it off!
[10:41] mannequin
You!
[10:43] mannequin
You woke me from my sleep?!
[10:50] Hulemy
That idiot forced a human
soul inside the puppet!
[10:54] Kanashi
He what?!
[10:55] Suori
I-I'm scared!
[10:58] Hulemy
Hey, you guys!
[11:00] Hulemy
Can you hold that thing down?!
[11:01] MIB A
R-Right!
[11:12] Hulemy
This is it!
[11:13] Hulemy
A magic seal keeps the soul inside,
and there's even a brainwashing spell in place!
[11:19] Hulemy
Have some respect for the dead, damn it!
[11:21] mannequin
You must pay!
[11:28] Hulemy
I'm sorry.
[11:30] Hulemy
That must have been torture.
[11:35] Hulemy
Sorry you got forced out of your slumber.
[11:39] Hulemy
You weren't to blame at all.
[11:42] Hulemy
This time, may you truly rest in peace.
[11:45] Kanashi's magic item engineer
I-Impossible!
[11:47] Kanashi's magic item engineer
I had to do research for years to
finally arrive at this technique!
[11:52] Kanashi's magic item engineer
You could never deactivate it that quickly!
[11:54] Hulemy
That's some big talk for
such a crude approach.
[11:58] Hulemy
With me, Hulemy, on the job, it's easier
than squishing a frog fiend tadpole!
[12:03] magic item engineer A
H-Hulemy?!
[12:05] magic item engineer A
Not Hulemy, the Girl Wonder of Mayhem?!
[12:08] magic item engineer B
She's that problem child who caused
all those explosions and fires
[12:11] magic item engineer B
at the School of Magic Item Engineers.
[12:13] magic item engineer C
She made a sleeping medicine that was
too strong, and put the whole school to sleep.
[12:16] magic item engineer D
I even heard she developed
a drug to purify water,
[12:18] magic item engineer D
and when she put it in a filthy pond, it
vaporized all the water instead of purifying it!
[12:23] Hulemy
You jerks, stop talking
about my younger days!
[12:27] Suori
Miss Kanashi, it looks like I win this time.
[12:32] protagonist
Oh brother.
[12:34] protagonist
Well, there was some trouble,
[12:36] protagonist
but its safe resolution means I can
consider this request a success.
[12:41] protagonist
There's just one problem, though.
[12:44] protagonist
I get the feeling everyone's
forgotten about me!
[12:50] protagonist
It's begun to snow in the village.
[12:54] protagonist
It seems winter has come to
the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[13:01] Munami
Everyone, thank you for gathering today.
[13:05] shopkeeper A
I never thought their reach
would extend this far.
[13:08] shopkeeper B
Yeah, we were careless.
[13:10] shopkeeper B
They've taken possession of 70% of the
strata where that's been released,
[13:14] shopkeeper B
and now they've come for our
Clearflow Lake stratum.
[13:16] shopkeeper C
Unless we take some countermeasure,
we'll be ruined in an instant.
[13:20] Munami
We must be united in our purpose.
[13:23] Munami
The time has come to eliminate the worst
threat we've ever faced, Chains Restaurant!
[13:28] shopkeeper A
That's right!
[13:28] shopkeeper B
At this rate, our shops will go under!
[13:31] someone
And we can't have that...
[13:32] Munami
That's why I've invited a certain
someone to be our secret weapon.
[13:36] Munami
Would you mind saying hello to the group?
[13:39] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:41] Munami
Thank you, Boxxo.
[13:45] protagonist
Based on what I just heard,
[13:47] protagonist
a big-time restaurant chain called Chains
Restaurant is coming to the village,
[13:51] protagonist
and the local restaurants are
in danger of going out of business.
[13:56] Munami
At any rate, we are truly
being driven into a corner.
[14:00] shopkeeper D
Damn that Chains Restaurant!
[14:02] shopkeeper E
I've got children to support!
[14:05] shopkeeper E
How are we supposed to
get through the winter?!
[14:09] protagonist
It seems a little ridiculous,
but I know why I've been called here.
[14:14] protagonist
They want me to come up with a
way to deal with the situation.
[14:18] Munami
Boxxo, would you be willing
to cooperate with us?
[14:22] Munami
If you help, I'll let Lammis stay at the inn
for half price once it's back up and running.
[14:28] protagonist
If it'll help Lammis, that gets rid
of any reason for me to refuse!
[14:32] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:33] Munami
Thank you!
[14:35] shopkeeper A
Yes!
[14:36] protagonist
It's all well and good to get excited,
but this is a big responsibility.
[14:36] shopkeeper B
Now we might get through this somehow!
[14:41] protagonist
I guess I'll have to get Lammis
and Hulemy to help, too.
[14:47] employee
Welcome, welcome!
[14:49] employee
When it comes to food, we have everything!
[14:51] employee
Here at Chains Restaurant, we are delicious,
cheap, convenient, and popular!
[14:56] Lammis
This place is impressive.
[14:58] Hulemy
I'd heard of them, but now they've finally
set up shop in this stratum, too.
[15:03] Hulemy
You can't blame Munami and
the others for being scared.
[15:05] employee
Scouting out the enemy, are we?
[15:08] employee
Hello there.
[15:10] Lammis
How could you tell?!
[15:12] Hulemy
The Boxxo on your back, Lammis.
[15:14] employee
You're the magic item
with a mind of its own?
[15:17] employee
Would you care to try working for us?
[15:20] employee
I guarantee you'll be treated well.
[15:22] Lammis
Boxxo wouldn't work at a place like that!
[15:26] Lammis
Because he's always with me!
[15:28] Lammis
Right, Boxxo?
[15:29] Boxxo
Hello there.
[15:31] Lammis
See?
[15:33] employee
That's too bad.
[15:35] employee
Well, in several months' time,
we'll be raking it in anyway.
[15:39] employee
Things are busy, so please excuse me.
[15:49] Hulemy
It's like... it tastes just like I imagined.
[15:52] Lammis
It's pretty average.
[15:54] Hulemy
Maybe because I'm used to Boxxo's food,
this doesn't surprise or impress me.
[16:01] Lammis
Yeah.
[16:02] Lammis
Also, I feel like the flavors are weak.
[16:05] Boxxo
That makes sense.
[16:07] Boxxo
Seasonings aren't cheap in this world,
so everything basically tastes plain.
[16:11] Boxxo
I may have found a way to beat them!
[16:14] Munami
We will now call the second Chains Restaurant
annihilation meeting to order.
[16:20] Munami
Our only chance to win is now,
while Chains is holding their opening sale.
[16:25] Munami
To prevent loss of customers during this time,
we must grab them firmly by the stomach.
[16:31] Munami
For that, we need to develop a new menu.
[16:35] Munami
So did everyone bring their trial items?
[16:39] shopkeepers
Yeah!
[16:40] Hulemy
This is kind of amazing.
[16:42] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:46] Munami
Boxxo, could I get your
opinion about my trial item?
[16:50] protagonist
But I have no way of sampling it.
[16:53] Lammis
Um, it looks like Boxxo's
not sure what to do.
[16:56] Lammis
Hulemy and I will try it
and let you know what we think.
[16:59] Munami
All right.
[17:01] Munami
Help yourself, then.
[17:06] Lammis
Yeah, it's not bad, but the
flavor might be a little weak.
[17:10] Lammis
I think if it were a little thicker, it'd stick
to the pasta more and taste better.
[17:14] Hulemy
I also think it'd be better if the
pasta absorbed a bit more of the soup.
[17:19] protagonist
Apt opinions, you two!
[17:21] Munami
J-Just a minute. I'll write that—
[17:29] Munami
What is this, Boxxo?
[17:35] Munami
It's good!
[17:37] Munami
The seasoning's on the heavy side,
and it's thick, too!
[17:39] Munami
Isn't this an animal's milk?
[17:41] Munami
Right, right. In that case,
you do it more like...
[17:44] protagonist
As expected, she learned from it.
[17:47] shopkeeper D
Boxxo, what should I do?!
[17:50] shopkeeper E
Teach me the way, too!
SIGN Deep-Fried Chicken
SIGN Takoyaki
[17:54] shopkeeper D
So good!
[17:56] shopkeeper D
The coating is crispy, and the
inside is juicy! This is the best!
[17:59] shopkeeper E
There's fruit and cream inside the dough!
[18:02] shopkeeper E
It's sweet and delicious!
[18:04] protagonist
Once I let them sample the goods,
[18:07] protagonist
the shopkeepers set about
developing menus based on them.
[18:13] shopkeeper D
Step right up!
[18:15] shopkeeper D
We have a new menu as of today!
[18:18] shopkeeper D
Meat fried in oil, the flavor
locked inside for a sublime dish!
[18:21] shopkeeper D
And you'll only get to taste it here!
[18:24] shopkeeper E
How about something sweet, filled with
delicious fruit and cream!
[18:29] shopkeeper E
You're free to choose the fruit filling!
[18:33] Lammis
At last, the competition begins.
[18:35] Hulemy
Yeah.
[18:37] Hulemy
I just hope they can take back the customers
who drifted over to Chains Restaurant.
[18:43] customer A
That smells good! Want to try some?
[18:46] customer B
It's a long line over
there again. Let's do it.
[18:55] customer A
That's great!
[18:56] customer B
I've never had food like this!
[18:58] customer C
This is way better than Chains.
[19:02] protagonist
Good.
[19:02] protagonist
Thanks to Lammis and Hulemy
sampling the new menus,
[19:06] protagonist
it looks like things turned out rather well.
[19:10] employee
I was wondering where
all the customers went!
[19:14] employee
Was this your doing?!
[19:16] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[19:18] employee
Damn it! You'll pay for this!
[19:21] Hulemy
Serves you right.
[19:23] Lammis
We did it, Boxxo.
[19:25] protagonist
Thus did the shops belonging to Munami's
group flourish like never before.
[19:30] protagonist
A month later, Chains Restaurant
completely withdrew
[19:33] protagonist
from Clearflow Lake stratum
due to plummeting sales.
SIGN — Out of Business —
[19:39] Munami's group
Hooray!
[19:39] protagonist
To be honest, I feel like
we've been given the slip.
[19:42] protagonist
They threw in the towel so hard, it makes
me suspect there's more to it than that.
[19:47] Kerioyl
Hi, Boxxo. Seems you've been busy again.
[19:51] Boxxo
Hello there.
[19:52] Kerioyl
I'd like to talk to you about something.
[19:55] Kerioyl
Want to go on a campaign with
us once winter is over?
[19:58] Boxxo
Too bad.
[19:59] Kerioyl
Quick to answer, as always...
[20:03] Kerioyl
Am I that unpopular?
[20:05] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:06] Kerioyl
Oh, come on.
[20:08] Kerioyl
You should be nice to
your regular customers.
[20:12] Kerioyl
We did volunteer to go rescue you and all.
[20:16] protagonist
That's true.
[20:18] protagonist
With the Menagerie of Fools helping,
that gang of thieves never stood a chance.
[20:24] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[20:26] Kerioyl
Oh, you decided to warm up to me a little?
[20:29] Kerioyl
Well, this would only be
provided Lammis agrees, too.
[20:33] Kerioyl
There's still time before the thaw.
[20:36] Kerioyl
Take your time considering it.
[20:39] protagonist
My feelings are one thing, but the
question is, what does Lammis think?
[20:44] Hulemy
The Menagerie of Fools is
super-well known, you know.
[20:48] Hulemy
One would usually be happy to get
the chance to accompany them.
[20:52] Hulemy
Lammis, are you okay?
[20:56] Lammis
I want to fight.
[20:59] Lammis
Because I'll never get
any stronger if I don't.
[21:05] Hulemy
Is your plan to get revenge?
[21:10] Hulemy
Guess it doesn't matter what I say.
[21:12] Hulemy
You've got a dependable partner now, anyway.
[21:16] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:18] Lammis
Thanks, Boxxo, Hulemy.
[21:21] protagonist
Lammis has been keeping this
pain inside all this time.
[21:25] protagonist
Despite that, she's always kind to me.
[21:29] protagonist
There's nothing I can say,
but there's something I can do!
[21:36] Hulemy
I've never seen pretty flowers like these!
[21:44] Lammis
Is this for me?
[21:47] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:49] Hulemy
Hey, good for you.
[21:52] Lammis
Thank you, Boxxo! I'll treasure it!
[21:55] protagonist
Did you know, Lammis?
[21:58] protagonist
In the language of flowers, the pink
carnation means "gratitude."
SIGN Next Time
SIGN The Fighting Vending Machine
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E6 - The Fighting Vending Machine
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[00:03] Hulemy
Long ago, a small village was
attacked and wiped out by monsters.
[00:07] Hulemy
Lammis and I are among the few survivors.
[00:12] Hulemy
We both ended up losing our parents.
[00:15] Hulemy
Lammis had her strength then,
[00:18] Hulemy
but she was too scared to do anything,
and she's regretted it ever since.
[00:23] protagonist
I didn't know Lammis was harboring
such a bitter memory.
[00:28] protagonist
Once spring arrives, the hunters
will become active again.
[00:33] protagonist
Next time, I'll protect Lammis.
[00:43] Boxxo
Hello there.
[00:46] Karios
Sure is cold, though.
[00:48] Karios
I should've worn an additional scarf.
[00:51] Gorth
That one's a gaudy color.
[00:52] Karios
Red's my lucky color!
[00:55] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN Oden
[00:57] Karios
Nice and hot again today!
[00:59] Gorth
All you ever buy is stewed stuff.
[01:02] Karios
So what?
[01:03] Karios
This stuff's my absolute favorite!
[01:07] Karios
Catch you later, Boxxo.
[01:09] Gorth
We appreciate it.
[01:10] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN The Fighting Vending Machine
[02:48] Karios
You know?!
[02:48] Karios
I wish you could have seen
their faces when it hap—
[02:49] Munami
Thank you!
[02:52] Karios
Wh-What a coincidence!
[02:54] Karios
I was just headed over to your shop!
[02:57] clerk
I-Is that so?
[02:59] clerk
I'm on my way back there, too.
[03:03] clerk
Uh, y-your scarf is a pretty color...
[03:07] Karios
Y-Yeah, I like red...
[03:10] Gorth
Why not offer to carry her things?
[03:13] Karios
Y-You're right.
[03:14] Karios
If you'd like.
[03:16] clerk
Th-Thank you!
[03:22] clerk
Here I am again, dressed in
your favorite color today.
[03:27] clerk
Yet all I can do is gaze as you walk away.
[03:30] protagonist
Alrighty!
[03:35] clerk
What's this?
[03:38] clerk
A vegetable?
[03:41] clerk
Is it all right for me to take it?
[03:43] Boxxo
Hello there.
[03:50] clerk
Now it's eggs.
SIGN THE KONJAC
SIGN Fishcake Friends
SIGN Heaven's Stock
[03:57] clerk
Um, what's this?
SIGN Heaven's Stock
[04:00] protagonist
Soup stock, made from flying fish.
[04:03] clerk
What am I, um, supposed to do with all this?
SIGN The Blessings of Oden
Oden
[04:10] clerk
You're telling me to stew
these ingredients together!
[04:14] Boxxo
Hello there.
[04:15] clerk
Thank you so much!
[04:17] clerk
I know I can get his attention with this!
[04:22] protagonist
Say what?!
[04:23] Karios
Gorth! Boxxo! Love is the best!
[04:26] Karios
Every day seems to sparkle!
[04:28] Karios
She cooked for me again yesterday,
and it's unbelievably good!
SIGN Oden
[04:36] Karios
What, Boxxo? Are we celebrating
with one on the house?
[04:41] Karios
Hot!
[04:43] protagonist
Eat it while it's hot*, why don'cha!
[04:52] Lammis
Boxxo, we're back!
[04:54] Boxxo
Hello there.
[04:56] Hulemy
It's warm today, so we might as
well have some cold bubbly stuff.
[05:05] Lammis
We're setting out tomorrow, Boxxo. Okay?
[05:08] Boxxo
Hello there.
[05:09] Hulemy
Oh, your outing with
the Menagerie of Fools starts tomorrow.
[05:14] Lammis
Yeah, they said we're going to go
check on the crocodile fiends.
[05:18] Hulemy
Crocodile fiends, huh?
[05:21] Hulemy
They're one of the three big monster factions
that inhabit the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[05:26] Lammis
We ended up defeating the frog
fiends and two-headed snakes,
[05:28] Lammis
so it looks like we're going to see if
the crocodile fiends over-multiplied.
[05:31] Lammis
But any culling would have
to wait, apparently.
[05:34] Hulemy
It's true that not looking
into it would be dangerous.
[05:37] Hulemy
A king frog fiend appeared,
and even a giant two-headed snake.
[05:42] Hulemy
Something strange might be
going on in this stratum.
[05:46] Hulemy
Lammis, get away from there
if things get dicey.
[05:49] Lammis
Sure. If it gets dangerous,
I'll run for it with Boxxo.
[05:53] Lammis
Right?
[05:54] Boxxo
Hello there.
[05:55] protagonist
Yeah, never fear. I'll protect Lammis.
[06:02] Kerioyl
Oh, here they come.
[06:04] Lammis
Thanks for waiting, guys!
[06:06] Shui
Lammis, Boxxo, here we go again!
[06:09] Aka
You're a welcome sight!
[06:11] Shiro
Yeah!
[06:12] Lammis
Glad to be here!
[06:14] Karios
Lammis! Boxxo!
[06:16] Karios
Be careful out there.
[06:18] Lammis
We will.
[06:19] Kerioyl
Okay, time to go!
[06:22] Kerioyl
Lammis and Boxxo, you can ride, too.
[06:24] Lammis
No, I'll just walk like
this. It's good training.
[06:28] Hulemy
I'll be happy to take your place, then.
[06:33] Lammis
You're coming too, Hulemy?
[06:35] Hulemy
Sure.
[06:35] Hulemy
If it's an ecological survey, shouldn't you
have someone well-informed along?
[06:40] Hulemy
Director Bear himself hired me to go.
[06:44] protagonist
Did she keep it under wraps*
just to surprise us?
[06:47] protagonist
Well, things should be okay with
the Menagerie of Fools along.
[06:52] Kerioyl
Gotta love this weather.
[06:54] Kerioyl
To be honest, it's not my style to live
behind a stockade in town.
[06:59] Kerioyl
I'll waste away if I don't take
a breather outside now and then.
[07:03] Boxxo
Hello there.
[07:05] Shui
Anyone ready for a break?
[07:08] Shui
I'm famished.
[07:18] Lammis
Th-Thank you!
[07:20] Kerioyl
No prob.
[07:24] Lammis
Maybe I should do something, too.
[07:26] Lammis
I could try throwing rocks.
[07:28] protagonist
Throwing, huh?
[07:30] protagonist
That'd put her excessive
strength to good use.
[07:34] Hulemy
Lammis.
[07:38] Lammis
This is that bubbly drink.
[07:40] Lammis
The container's harder than usual.
[07:43] Hulemy
Isn't he telling you to throw that?
[07:45] Lammis
Of course!
[07:51] Hulemy
Wow, that got some serious distance.
[07:54] Lammis
I can't stand it!
[08:01] Shui
Getting to eat all this
good stuff on a campaign?
[08:04] Shui
I'm glad I took part!
[08:07] Filmina
Looks like thanks to Boxxo, we aren't going
to have to worry about running out of food.
[08:12] Aka
This time we won't have to catch
monsters and roast them whole!
[08:15] Shiro
Good! I'm so glad!
[08:19] Hulemy
Excuse me, I'll be back.
[08:22] Lammis
Be careful.
[08:25] Hulemy
Are you going to show us
some new function again?
SIGN Emergency
Stockpile
[08:28] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN Emergency
Stockpile
[08:29] Hulemy
Something's been added onto your side.
[08:32] Hulemy
Is this a foldable chair?
[08:35] Hulemy
What's the hole for?
[08:38] Hulemy
This bag fits right into the chair hole!
[08:41] Hulemy
That just leaves how to use this.
[08:47] Hulemy
A tent just big enough for one person...
[08:50] Hulemy
And a chair with a hole and a bag...
[08:53] Hulemy
Is this a toilet?!
[08:55] Lammis
Toilet?
[08:56] protagonist
Yes! It's a simple toilet, installed
on the sides of vending machines
[09:00] protagonist
as a disaster management service!
[09:02] Hulemy
I get it.
[09:03] Hulemy
This way, nobody will see you,
[09:06] Hulemy
and if you close the bag once you're
done, the stink won't get out.
[09:09] Filmina
Is that true?!
[09:11] Hulemy
Right, Boxxo?
[09:12] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:14] Filmina
What a big help!
[09:16] Kerioyl
How about it?
[09:18] Kerioyl
It's because I talked Boxxo into coming
that you can use these conveniences.
[09:23] Kerioyl
Go on, sing my praises!
[09:26] Filmina
You don't get credit on account
of Boxxo being amazing.
[09:30] Kerioyl
Ouch.
[09:35] Kerioyl
We're in their territory now,
so you guys stay on guard.
[09:39] Aka
Then you should keep watch too, Captain.
[09:42] Kerioyl
Screw that.
[09:43] Shiro
Wanna poke him from below with a spear?
[09:46] protagonist
I think you should!
[09:47] Filmina
Captain, please come down.
[09:49] Filmina
We want do discuss how
we're going to proceed.
[09:52] Kerioyl
If you insist.
[09:55] Kerioyl
Aka and Shiro, you guys go scouting.
[09:57] Aka
All right, fine.
[10:00] protagonist
He wants those two to handle recon?
[10:03] Shiro
Okay, let's get going.
[10:03] protagonist
By all appearances, they look more like the
guys in a group who are the life of the party.
[10:05] Aka
This'll be a breeze.
[10:12] protagonist
This just goes to show you shouldn't
judge people by their appearances.
[10:17] Kerioyl
Might as well wait and take it easy.
[10:20] Kerioyl
Boxxo, you got any tasty snacks?
[10:23] Filmina
Some of that sweetened tea for me.
[10:25] Boxxo
Hello there.
[10:28] Aka
We're back!
[10:30] Shiro
Just now!
[10:31] Kerioyl
Hey, good work.
[10:33] Kerioyl
Take a break, then report.
[10:35] Shiro/Aka
Yes, sir!
[10:39] Shiro
Let's see. Was it about two
hours northeast of here, Aka?
[10:44] Aka
That's right, Shiro.
[10:45] Aka
There's a small marsh, without about
thirty of them splashing around.
[10:49] Kerioyl
Thirty? How big is that
for a typical group?
[10:53] Hulemy
They range from ten to fifty at the most.
[10:56] Hulemy
Thirty means a mid-sized group.
[10:59] Hulemy
How tall were they?
[11:00] Hulemy
Um, on their hind legs,
maybe about as tall as us.
[11:05] Shiro
Yeah, about the same.
[11:07] Hulemy
That's smaller than usual.
[11:09] Hulemy
Have they been short on food,
since they can't attack frog fiends?
[11:13] Kerioyl
Aren't crocodile fiends the most
vicious of the three major groups?
[11:19] Kerioyl
If frog fiend numbers increased lately,
wouldn't they be happy since that means more food?
[11:25] Hulemy
That's because of that
recent king frog fiend.
[11:29] Hulemy
They're certainly absurdly strong
in battle, but they also lead well.
[11:33] Hulemy
Small groups and individuals
tend to gather to them.
[11:37] protagonist
No wonder we had to be so
careful dealing with them.
[11:40] Kerioyl
If it's not a big group,
why not just leave them be?
[11:44] Filmina
Captain, crocodile fiends are carnivorous.
[11:47] Filmina
What do you think they'll attack
to satisfy their hunger?
[11:50] Kerioyl
Humans...
[11:53] Kerioyl
Still though, this job only
involves information gathering.
[11:57] Kerioyl
We don't need to go killing them.
[11:59] Filmina
Crocodile fiend materials
fetch a high price!
[12:02] Filmina
Now's our chance, while they've been weakened!
[12:04] Aka
The vice captain changes completely
when money is involved.
[12:04] Kerioyl
Yeah, but there's still risk involved,
and we should make sure we're prepared.
[12:08] Shiro
She usually has such a cool head, too.
[12:11] protagonist
Is Vice Captain Filmina a miser?
[12:15] protagonist
No, look at her captain.
Money's probably a big challenge.
[12:19] Kerioyl
Then I guess we'll go put them down.
[12:21] Kerioyl
We usually attack at night.
[12:24] Hulemy
I'd avoid that.
[12:26] Hulemy
Crocodile fiends are nocturnal.
[12:28] Hulemy
They're more ferocious at night.
[12:30] Lammis
Oh, is that so?
[12:30] protagonist
Oh, is that so?
[12:33] protagonist
Lammis and I overlapped.
[12:35] Kerioyl
Then we'll get plenty of rest
tonight and move in the morning.
[12:39] Kerioyl
I'm countin' on all of you!
[12:41] Aka/Shiro/Lammis/Shui
Yeah!
[12:52] Hulemy
Once the fighting starts,
I'll have nothing to do.
[12:55] Hulemy
Lammis, don't take too many chances.
[12:57] Lammis
Sure.
[12:58] Hulemy
Boxxo, if things get bad,
protect Lammis for me.
[13:02] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:04] Lammis
I'm relying on you, Boxxo.
[13:07] Hulemy
I wish I could help somehow, too.
[13:10] Hulemy
When it comes to crocodile
fiend weaknesses—
[13:14] Hulemy
What's up, Boxxo?
SIGN Automatic Ice Machine
For inquires, contact
Iceberg Ice Machines, Inc.
[13:16] Hulemy
You're using a weird form again.
[13:22] Hulemy
What's this?
[13:23] Lammis
Wow, it's cold!
[13:26] Hulemy
That's ice, isn't it?
[13:29] Lammis
But what's he doing, dispensing ice?
[13:32] Hulemy
He's telling us to use it
for the crocodile hunt.
[13:35] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:37] Hulemy
Boxxo, can you dispense a
ridiculous amount of this ice?
[13:41] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:43] Hulemy
Looks like this will turn
out to be interesting.
[13:46] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[13:48] Lammis
Come on, tell me so I understand, too!
[13:56] Aka
Captain!
[13:58] Aka
The crocodile fiends have come ashore!
[14:01] Shiro
They were shivering like they were cold!
[14:03] Kerioyl
Good work.
[14:04] Kerioyl
Looks like it worked as planned.
[14:07] Kerioyl
Vice Captain, is it possible to
obstruct their view with fog magic?
[14:12] Filmina
Covering the entire marsh
with fog is too difficult.
[14:15] Kerioyl
What to do, then?
[14:18] Kerioyl
We could split them into groups...
[14:22] Kerioyl
What is it, Boxxo?!
[14:25] Lammis
What's this shape? I've never seen it.
[14:29] Kerioyl
What's that? It's awful cloudy to be ice.
[14:32] Kerioyl
Is it like hardened snow?
[14:35] Boxxo
Too bad.
[14:37] Lammis
Captain, I think maybe
he's saying, "Don't touch."
[14:41] Hulemy
Maybe it's dangerous to touch it barehanded.
[14:44] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:45] Kerioyl
S-Sure...
[14:49] Kerioyl
Say what?!
[14:50] Kerioyl
It's giving off a fog!
[14:52] Filmina
That's amazing, Boxxo!
[14:54] Filmina
Combined with my magic, we can
cover the entire marsh with fog.
[14:58] Kerioyl
Not bad, Boxxo! I knew
I picked the right magic item.
[15:03] Filmina
He's more useful than you are, Captain.
[15:09] Filmina
Captain, stop moping and give us orders.
[15:14] Kerioyl
Just go pick them off one by one.
[15:16] Kerioyl
Your useless captain's going to help
himself to sweetened tea while he watches.
[15:22] Lammis
Well, I'm going to go, but Boxxo
needs to keep dumping that stuff.
[15:29] Lammis
Will you be okay without me?
[15:31] Boxxo
Hello there.
[15:32] Hulemy
Go on, and be careful.
[15:34] Hulemy
If it gets dangerous, come back right away.
[15:37] Lammis
Sure!
[15:39] Lammis
Okay, we'll be back!
[15:41] Hulemy
Yep!
[15:43] Hulemy
Well, the Menagerie of Fools
are a bunch of master hunters.
[15:47] Hulemy
I'm sure they know when it's
too dangerous to stick around.
[15:50] Hulemy
Boxxo, I want to talk to you for a bit.
[15:53] Boxxo
Hello there.
[15:54] Hulemy
I accepted this job straight
from the director.
[15:59] Hulemy
But what he wanted me to do was go find out
why things are awry in Clearflow Lake stratum.
[16:05] Hulemy
I don't think you know this, but each
stratum has a being called a "lord."
[16:11] Hulemy
It will appear on rare occasions,
but nobody knows what triggers it.
[16:15] Hulemy
It's been known to take years, even decades.
[16:19] protagonist
That must be the boss character, like you
often see on each level of a dungeon.
[16:23] Hulemy
Looks like the director thinks these
disturbances might mean the revival of the lord.
[16:29] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:31] Hulemy
You know, there's a rumor that if you defeat
a lord, you'll get a superb treasure.
[16:36] Hulemy
Well, in any case, we're never going
to hit the jackpot on our first try.
[16:42] Hulemy
What's this sound?
[16:46] Hulemy
No way!
[16:58] Hulemy
What's with this timing?!
The damn lord's here?!
[17:03] Hulemy
Shit! There's even stratum split!
[17:06] protagonist
Stratum split?
[17:07] protagonist
I don't know what that is, but I can
tell something bad is happening!
[17:11] Hulemy
Where's Lammis?!
[17:12] Kerioyl
She's just unconscious!
[17:14] Kerioyl
Hulemy, grab hold of my hand!
[17:16] Hulemy
What about Boxxo?!
You're saying leave him here?!
[17:21] Hulemy
Boxxo, what's the big idea?!
[17:27] Kerioyl
Sorry, Boxxo! We'll come back for you!
[17:30] Hulemy
Get your damn hands off me!
[17:32] Hulemy
Boxxo!
[17:34] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[17:36] protagonist
Okay.
[17:37] protagonist
Form change!
[17:42] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:43] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:45] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:46] protagonist
Raise durability by 100 to 200!
[17:48] protagonist
Raise toughness by 30 to 50!
[17:51] protagonist
Might not make much difference, though!
[17:58] audio guide
Points decreased by 1,000.
[18:00] protagonist
One thousand?!
[18:01] protagonist
That must mean, I use up a lot of points
[18:04] protagonist
when I get hit with an attack
stronger than the barrier.
[18:06] protagonist
If that hit me without the barrier,
there wouldn't be even a trace left!
[18:10] protagonist
Which makes it even more important
I don't let it go after the group!
[18:19] protagonist
I'll use the barrier to expel
these fried-chicken lunches!
[18:29] protagonist
Good, it took the bait!
[18:31] protagonist
In that case, here's a ton of them!
SIGN Deep-Fried Chicken
[18:39] Boxxo
Hello there.
[18:54] protagonist
Okay.
[18:59] protagonist
So, this is its stomach.
[19:03] protagonist
My points are dropping in a hurry!
[19:05] protagonist
Which means I don't have much time.
[19:08] protagonist
So I'll start right in on being a pain!
SIGN Completely gets rid
of any and all stains
[19:15] protagonist
I'll use the barrier!
[19:18] protagonist
Look at 'em go.
[19:20] protagonist
I'll give your stomach a good cleanse!
[19:28] protagonist
That's having quite an effect.
[19:30] protagonist
But it'll only give it a stomachache!
[19:32] protagonist
It won't be enough to finish it off.
[19:36] protagonist
Now I'm a gas vending machine! You sometimes
see these around old inns and dorms.
[19:40] protagonist
I only have one goal for changing into this!
[19:44] protagonist
First, I'll fill the barrier with lots
of gas, then release it outside!
[19:54] protagonist
The problem is fire.
[19:55] protagonist
I'll change into the mode
where I warm up frozen food,
SIGN Imagawayaki
SIGN Yakisoba
[19:59] protagonist
then replenish an item into
my internal microwave!
[20:02] protagonist
Can I manage to put just one item
in there, like how I normally replenish?
[20:07] protagonist
This vending machine is my body.
[20:10] protagonist
I've been with it for months now!
[20:12] protagonist
I can handle this!
[20:14] protagonist
Please, work!
[20:17] protagonist
Good!
[20:18] protagonist
Now a towel and a newspaper, the same way!
SIGN Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[20:23] protagonist
And now, the forbidden step!
[20:26] protagonist
Heating a can in a microwave!
[20:38] audio guide
Ten damage. Durability decreased by ten.
[20:41] protagonist
And then, I expel these
three items from the barrier!
[20:47] protagonist
I look forward to your next use.
[21:05] protagonist
Ow!
[21:09] protagonist
Where'd it go?!
[21:12] protagonist
Those look like the eight-legged
crocodile's bones.
[21:25] protagonist
Is this the superb treasure
Hulemy was talking about?
[21:29] protagonist
Might as well take—
[21:32] protagonist
W-W-Wait a minute!
[21:34] protagonist
Is this that "stratum split" thing?!
[21:36] protagonist
Hello!
[21:37] protagonist
Is anyone around with the Blessing of Might?!
[21:39] protagonist
Are there any customers strong enough to
easily carry around a vending machine?!
[21:53] protagonist
During this desperate situation,
an image came to mind...
[22:00] protagonist
That of Lammis crying.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN The Voracious Devils
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E7 - The Voracious Devils
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[00:13] protagonist
Ow! Ow...
[00:17] protagonist
Where'd it go?!
[00:19] protagonist
Those look like the eight-legged
crocodile's bones.
[00:28] protagonist
Is this the superb treasure
Hulemy was talking about?
[00:32] protagonist
Might as well take—
[00:36] protagonist
W-W-Wait a minute!
[00:37] protagonist
Is this that "stratum split" thing?!
[00:39] protagonist
Hello!
[00:40] protagonist
Is anyone around with
the Blessing of Might?!
[00:43] protagonist
Are there any customers strong enough to
easily carry around a vending machine?!
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN The Voracious Devils
[02:23] protagonist
C-Calm down!
[02:25] protagonist
This calls for...
[02:26] protagonist
This is a balloon vending machine!
[02:29] protagonist
They were often placed on supermarket
rooftops or in amusement parks.
[02:34] protagonist
This is too slow!
[02:35] protagonist
Can't I inflate these
balloons faster than this?!
[02:38] protagonist
Oh, I know!
[02:39] protagonist
Do I just need to up my speed in my status?
SIGN Vitality
SIGN Speed
SIGN Speed
SIGN Dexterity
SIGN Luck
SIGN Attack
SIGN Defense
[02:42] audio guide
Would you like to spend 10,000
points to increase speed by 10?
[02:46] protagonist
I would! I would!
[02:57] protagonist
But I'm still falling just as fast.
[02:59] protagonist
In that case!
[03:04] protagonist
This is a cardboard vending machine!
[03:06] protagonist
Hand-shaped from cardboard, they used to
be popular with grade school students!
[03:14] protagonist
Wh-What the hell is this?!
[03:19] protagonist
O-Oh yeah, Hulemy was talking about this.
[03:22] protagonist
That there's a giant labyrinth
beneath the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[03:27] protagonist
That's one complicated maze.
[03:29] protagonist
I'll play it safe and take
some security camera shots.
[03:34] protagonist
That'll do!
[03:35] protagonist
Once they're composited later,
they should prove useful.
[03:45] protagonist
I managed to stick the landing,
but now what do I do?
[03:50] protagonist
Oh yeah, the coin the eight-legged
crocodile dropped.
[03:54] protagonist
But I can't pick it up.
[03:57] protagonist
Maybe I can use points
for some new function.
[04:00] protagonist
A-A million?!
[04:02] protagonist
Why do I have so many points?!
[04:04] protagonist
Oh! It's because I defeated that thing!
[04:07] protagonist
I guess you get points primarily
from beating enemies.
[04:11] protagonist
But, eh, things just happened
to work out well this time.
[04:15] protagonist
My realistic approach is to earn
honest money as a vending machine.
[04:21] protagonist
Anyway, what function can
I add with a million points?
SIGN Keep Cold
Keep Warm
Omnidirectional Vision
Dispense Hot Water (for cup noodles)
SIGN Oxygen Vending Machine
Magazine Vending Machine
Gas Vending Machine
Cardboard Vending Machine
SIGN Lollipop Vending Machine
Change Paint Color
Boxed Goods Support
Vending Machine Security Camera
SIGN Coin-Op Vacuum Cleaner
Vending Machine Rank-Up
Kerosene Pump
Electric Bulletin Board Functionality
[04:26] protagonist
What are these words that stir my
vending machine-obsessed soul?!
[04:31] protagonist
Yup, that's the one!
SIGN Vending Machine Rank-Up
[04:37] audio guide
Your vending machine rank increased to two.
SIGN Boxxo
SIGN Rank
SIGN Durability
SIGN Toughness
SIGN Strength
SIGN Speed
SIGN Dexterity
SIGN Magic
[04:41] protagonist
Aha. As long as it adheres to the
definition of "vending machine,"
[04:44] protagonist
I can transform into things
I wasn't able to turn into before.
[04:48] protagonist
Okay, I'll use this function!
[04:54] protagonist
This is a coin-op vacuum cleaner!
[04:57] protagonist
You often see them set up
in self-serve car washes.
[05:00] protagonist
Commence suction!
SIGN You obtained an eight-legged crocodile coin
[05:06] protagonist
Good, that went well.
[05:08] protagonist
Now I'll find out what the coin can do.
SIGN Investigate
SIGN Sleep
SIGN Conserve Power
SIGN Inspect
SIGN Goods
SIGN Inventory
SIGN Status
SIGN Functions
SIGN Abilities
SIGN Blessings
SIGN Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin
[05:12] audio guide
The Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin.
Proof that you defeated a stratum lord.
[05:17] protagonist
What, that's all?
[05:18] protagonist
Well, I didn't learn much, but
there's no harm in keeping it.
[05:24] protagonist
Wh-What?!
[05:25] audio guide
Your transformation time for today
is about to exceed two hours.
[05:30] audio guide
Please revert to your original
vending machine form.
[05:33] protagonist
I-I-I just need to change back.
[05:39] protagonist
I didn't know there was a time limit.
[05:43] protagonist
I'm also below 20,000 points now, so I should
knock it off with all the transformations.
[05:51] protagonist
What nice weather.
[05:54] protagonist
Not a single person has come by since then,
but I'm not worried in the least.
[05:59] protagonist
Because...
[06:01] protagonist
Now that I've added my
new solar panel function,
[06:04] protagonist
I can save up points on sunny
days with no effort!
[06:08] protagonist
All I have to do is bask in
the sun. It's so convenient!
[06:15] protagonist
What's that?
[06:18] protagonist
A little black bear?
[06:20] protagonist
No, are they cats?
[06:29] protagonist
They're being chased by those guys!
[06:31] Pell
Go away!
[06:35] Suco
Just leave me behind already!
[06:38] Mikenne
You know we can't do that!
[06:40] protagonist
She's injured! Okay then!
[06:48] protagonist
Okay, here they come!
[06:56] protagonist
That went well.
[06:59] protagonist
Still, those bearcats were adorable!
[07:03] Pell
Huh? They're gone.
[07:06] Mikenne
You're right. I was sure they
chased us this far, though.
[07:10] Suco
Yeah.
[07:11] protagonist
Yay! They came back!
[07:15] Suco
What's that thing?
[07:18] Suco
Was this here when we came through before?
[07:21] Pell
I dunno.
[07:23] protagonist
I'm so happy.
[07:25] protagonist
I'd love to enjoy this bliss,
surrounded by bearcats.
[07:30] protagonist
But, priorities...
[07:32] Boxxo
Hello there.
[07:36] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[07:41] four bearcats
It spoke!
[07:43] protagonist
Oh, man! Looks like I scared them!
[07:45] protagonist
If I lose these bearcats now, there's no
telling when I'll next meet anyone!
[07:50] protagonist
In that case...
SIGN Fried chicken
Hamburger combo
Imagawayaki
SIGN Grilled rice balls
Hot dog
Yakisoba
SIGN Pasta with cream sauce
French fries
Takoyaki
[07:56] Suco
It changed shape?
[07:58] Short
G-Guys, be careful!
[08:03] Pell
Hey, shouldn't we just leave?
[08:12] Short
That scent... It's meat?
[08:18] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:19] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[08:21] Suco
Maybe it's a box that sells things.
[08:25] Mikenne
Be cautious, Suco.
[08:26] Mikenne
Maybe it's a trap that uses food as bait.
[08:31] Mikenne
Pell, don't go near it!
[08:32] Mikenne
And Short, keep your distance.
[08:35] Short
B-But Mikenne...
[08:37] protagonist
Now I've figured out their names.
[08:40] protagonist
The slender leader guy is Mikenne.
[08:43] protagonist
The one with the droopy ears is Suco.
[08:45] protagonist
The chubby one is Pell.
[08:47] protagonist
And the blackish brown one is Short.
[08:49] Pell
Let's just try some! I'm hungry!
[08:53] Mikenne
Have some pride, Pell! You're one of the pouched
bearcat fiends, A.K.A. the devouring devils!
[08:59] protagonist
Devouring devils?
[09:02] protagonist
Oh! I knew they reminded me of something!
[09:05] protagonist
They're Tasmanian devils!
[09:07] protagonist
They're carnivores, and they eat quite a lot.
[09:11] Pell
I can't take it!
[09:17] Pell
That was so good!
[09:19] Short
I-I'm gonna eat too!
[09:21] Suco
Maybe it comes out if you put coins in here.
[09:23] Mikenne
Hold on, Suco! Short!
[09:27] Short
Th-That's too good!
[09:29] Suco
I'll have some too!
[09:31] Suco
Yum!
[09:32] Pell
I want seconds!
[09:34] Mikenne
What would you do if it was a trap?
[09:39] Mikenne
W-Well, as leader, I can at
least test it for poison.
[09:44] Mikenne
This meat's so juicy, it's overflowing!
[09:46] Mikenne
Tastes so good!
[09:49] protagonist
I've conquered them all.
[09:54] protagonist
Based on things the bearcats said,
[09:56] protagonist
they're hunters, and their group
is called the Voracious Devils.
[10:01] protagonist
But according to them, their expenses
are high for some reason,
[10:05] protagonist
and they've come to this stratum in
the hopes of getting rich quick.
[10:09] protagonist
You know, it's easy for a bystander
to see why their overhead is so high.
[10:15] Mikenne
Guys, about what we should do from here...
[10:18] Mikenne
I think we should find our
way back to the entrance.
[10:20] Pell
M-Maybe we should go back.
[10:24] Pell
I mean, it's scary here.
[10:26] Suco
But we haven't gotten any treasure.
[10:29] Mikenne
Oh, we already found some treasure.
[10:33] Suco
Ah, right!
[10:34] Short
Makes sense.
[10:36] protagonist
I don't mind being called treasure,
but I'm nobody's property,
[10:41] protagonist
and I already have Lammis for a partner!
[10:44] Boxxo
Too bad.
[10:47] Suco
That scared me!
[10:49] Suco
It can say more than just "hello there."
[10:52] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[10:54] Pell
It's true.
[10:56] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[10:58] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[11:00] Pell
Was it reacting to our voices just now?
[11:03] Suco
Might just be a coincidence.
[11:05] Mikenne
The timing made it sound
like a response, though.
[11:08] Short
Don't tell me this box thinks for itself?
[11:11] Mikenne
Maybe it understands what
we're saying or something?
[11:15] protagonist
The words I've been waiting for!
[11:18] Boxxo
Hello there.
[11:20] Mikenne
Nah, it doesn't understand us.
[11:24] Mikenne
It's just responding with whatever.
[11:26] protagonist
No, no, no! Think it through!
[11:29] protagonist
I can only say canned phrases,
and that's how I have to get by!
[11:33] Boxxo
Too bad.
[11:34] Suco
You're right. It's just reacting.
[11:37] Pell
Well, heck.
[11:38] Short
I guess there was no way.
[11:40] protagonist
Come on, think about it a little harder!
[11:44] Mikenne
But we found it and all, so maybe we should
bring this magic item back with us?
[11:48] Suco/Pell/Short
Yeah!
[11:50] protagonist
Oh well. At least I can have
them take me to the entrance.
[11:53] Mikenne
Well, Suco is injured, so the
three of us will carry it.
[11:59] protagonist
This figures.
[12:01] protagonist
I could turn into cardboard so they can
carry me, but it might scare them away.
[12:07] protagonist
I know!
[12:09] Pell
Huh? Feels like it got a little lighter.
[12:12] Suco
Look, the box has wheels on the bottom now.
[12:15] Short
We can move it now, can't we?
[12:18] Pell/Mikenne/Short
Heave-ho!
[12:21] Mikenne
It's moving!
[12:23] Suco
Yay! Now we can eat anytime!
[12:26] Short
No, look how convenient a magic item it is.
[12:28] Short
If we sell it to somewhere like
Chains Restaurant, we'll make a fortune!
[12:32] Mikenne
That's right.
[12:33] Suco
Short, you're so smart!
[12:35] protagonist
Sorry to rain on your parade, but
I have no intention of being sold.
[12:38] protagonist
Also, Chains Restaurant?
Them's fightin' words, my friend!
[12:45] Short
We're not far from where those
hugehog fiends showed up.
[12:49] Suco
They sprung out from that fork so
fast. I got hurt I was so surprised.
[12:53] protagonist
So, that's what happened.
[12:55] protagonist
I think I'll let them know about my barrier.
[12:59] Pell
Wh-What's this?!
[13:01] Mikenne
Blue see-through walls?!
[13:03] Suco
You guys okay?!
[13:04] Pell
W-We can't get out! Mikenne! Suco! Help!
[13:08] Suco
Let them out!
[13:10] Short
This is your doing?!
[13:12] Pell
Short!
[13:13] Short
Ow!
[13:15] Mikenne
What's the big idea, magic item?!
[13:17] protagonist
I made them wary of me instead!
[13:20] protagonist
I'll release Pell too to clear this up.
[13:25] Pell
Oh, I'm out.
[13:27] Mikenne
Pell!
[13:28] Short
The magic item put us outside on purpose?
[13:32] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:36] Suco
It changed shape?
[13:37] Mikenne
Are you messing with us?
[13:39] Mikenne
"Hello there" my paw!
[13:41] protagonist
I'll just have to search for some
new way to communicate with them.
[13:45] protagonist
I'll try that function I've
been wondering about!
SIGN Hello there. Please insert coins.
[13:55] Suco
What's that?
SIGN Thank you very much.
[13:56] Suco
There are funny pictures moving in a line.
[14:00] protagonist
All I can put on this board
are my standard messages?!
[14:04] Mikenne
Maybe they're letters?
[14:06] Mikenne
I've never seen them before, though.
[14:09] protagonist
Of course you can't read it.
[14:11] protagonist
Because it's in Japanese!
[14:13] Mikenne
In other words, the magic
item box has rejected us.
[14:17] Boxxo
Too bad.
[14:18] Suco
"Too bad," it said.
[14:19] Mikenne
See, told you so.
[14:21] protagonist
You've got it wrong!
[14:23] protagonist
This is so frustrating!
[14:30] Pell
There's no way a box that can make
food this good can be a bad guy!
[14:35] Suco
Yep, because it's so tasty!
[14:38] Short
Yeah, you said it!
[14:40] Mikenne
Yeah. It's good, so who cares?
[14:43] protagonist
That's all it takes for you guys?
[14:48] Suco
That was a hugehog fiend's voice!
[14:49] Mikenne
Let's get out of here!
[14:54] protagonist
There they are again!
[14:57] protagonist
This is a kerosene pump, that thing at
gasoline stands you depend on in the winter.
[15:05] protagonist
Okay, now I'll pull the lever!
[15:08] protagonist
H-Huh?
[15:09] protagonist
No kerosene comes out when
the nozzle's secured!
[15:12] protagonist
That's Japanese craftsmanship for you.
[15:14] protagonist
This is no time to be impressed!
[15:17] protagonist
Now what?!
[15:22] protagonist
Not sure what happened, but I'm in luck!
[15:29] protagonist
That's what you get for bullying!
[15:31] protagonist
Something doesn't seem right.
[15:35] protagonist
What's that?!
[15:38] Short
You're kidding!
[15:40] Pell
Th-That's the...
[15:41] Suco
Flame Skeletitan!
[15:45] Mikenne
Everybody run!
[16:10] Mikenne
I never thought the stratum
lord would show up.
[16:14] Suco
That really scared me.
[16:16] Short
They say you get a treasure if
you defeat the Flame Skeletitan,
[16:19] Short
but how're you supposed to take
down something like that?!
[16:23] protagonist
I agree with Short.
[16:25] protagonist
That thing's probably unbeatable!
[16:34] protagonist
I have a number of misgivings.
[16:39] protagonist
But it soothes me so much to
watch them sleeping happily.
[16:47] protagonist
What's that sound?
[16:51] protagonist
I should wake everyone up.
[16:54] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:55] Pell
Just twenty more pieces of meat...
[16:59] Suco
Mikenne, Short... Two guys
shouldn't be doing that...
[17:05] protagonist
I'm getting a rotten vibe
from Suco's sleep talking!
[17:07] protagonist
Uh-oh! They're coming closer!
[17:09] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[17:13] Mikenne
Wh-What?!
[17:14] Suco
What's going on?
[17:16] Mikenne
Flame scolls!
[17:17] Mikenne
If we don't deal with them quick,
they'll summon the Flame Skeletitan!
[17:20] Short
Um, what's their weakness?!
SIGN Megumi Natural Water
[17:25] Pell
Water fell out of the magic item box!
[17:28] Mikenne
Good! We're in luck!
[17:29] Pell/Suco/Short
Take this!
[17:37] Mikenne
Now!
[17:43] Pell/Suco/Short
Yes!
[17:46] protagonist
They're pretty quick on their feet.
[17:48] protagonist
Maybe they're powerful after all.
[17:51] protagonist
Not that you'd guess from
their usual attitude.
[17:55] Mikenne
We might be attacked again, so
let's each keep a water handy.
[18:00] Short
Okay!
[18:02] Pell
But this magic item box is incredible.
[18:05] Pell
When we think we want some meat,
it gives us some, and now water, too.
[18:09] Pell
It's like it has a mind of its own.
[18:12] protagonist
Oh, Pell! The power of logic comPells you!
[18:15] protagonist
Now it looks like we might
understand each other!
[18:18] Boxxo
Hello there.
[18:20] Mikenne
No way.
[18:21] Mikenne
See, it's still just saying
things entirely unrelated.
[18:25] protagonist
Damn it, next time you're
getting cold fried chicken.
[18:32] Short
We should be about at the exit.
[18:36] Mikenne
Sounds like someone's fighting up ahead.
[18:39] Short
Yeah, I definitely hear the sound of battle.
[18:42] protagonist
I can't hear it.
[18:45] protagonist
They must have pretty good hearing.
[18:47] Suco
Sounds like a bunch of them.
[18:49] Mikenne
Now what?
[18:50] Short
I'll go take a quick look.
[18:52] Mikenne
Okay. Be careful.
[18:54] Short
Yeah.
[18:59] Short
Hey, guys!
[19:01] Short
Director Bear's there! Let's go meet up!
[19:05] Mikenne
Isn't Director Bear supposed to
be on the Clearflow Lake stratum?
[19:09] protagonist
Director Bear is here! I'm saved!
[19:12] Short
Oh yeah, one of the hunters was amazing.
[19:15] Short
She kept yelling nonsense like "Boxxo!"
[19:18] Short
And she shattered a bunch of rock
fiends with kicks and punches.
[19:22] Pell
No way, humans can't shatter
rock fiends barehanded.
[19:25] Short
It's true!
[19:27] Short
And I'm pretty sure she said,
"He's got me so worried,
[19:30] Short
I won't feel better until
I nail him with a solid hit."
[19:35] Mikenne
This box suddenly got heavier.
[19:38] Lammis
Boxxo!
[19:52] Lammis
Boxxo!
SIGN 120 damage
Durability decreased by 120
[20:01] Hulemy
Way to worry us.
[20:05] Hulemy
But I was confident you'd
turn out to be okay.
[20:09] protagonist
They really were worried about me.
[20:12] Kerioyl
I'm glad you're okay, Boxxo.
[20:15] Kerioyl
If we weren't able to find you...
[20:17] Aka
That was a close call, Shiro.
[20:19] Shiro
It sure was, Aka.
[20:21] protagonist
What's that supposed to mean?
[20:23] Filmina
Actually, when we told Lammis
how we abandoned you...
[20:28] Shui
...she got up in the captain's
face with such a menacing look,
[20:30] Shui
who knows what would've happened
if we hadn't found you?
[20:33] Filmina
Indeed.
[20:35] Kerioyl
I'll say.
[20:37] protagonist
Aha, Lammis is the one
who got everyone moving.
[20:42] Mikenne
Ow...
[20:44] Mikenne
Long time no see, Director.
[20:47] Director Bear
Oh, the Band of Gluttons!
[20:50] Director Bear
Not only did you find Boxxo,
you even guarded him.
[20:53] Director Bear
I appreciate it.
[20:55] Director Bear
Good work from the Menagerie of Fools, too.
[20:58] Director Bear
I owe you all a meal.
[20:59] four devils/Shui/Aka/Shiro
Yay!
[21:01] Mikenne
By the way, Director. What is "Boxxo"?
[21:04] Director Bear
It's no wonder you don't know, Mikenne.
[21:07] Director Bear
You see, this magic item is named Boxxo.
[21:11] Director Bear
He's a resident of the
Clearflow Lake stratum.
[21:14] Mikenne
But this is just a convenient magic item...
[21:17] Director Bear
Oh, you guys haven't noticed.
[21:21] Director Bear
Boxxo is capable of understanding us.
[21:24] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:25] Mikenne
See, all it says is "Hello there."
[21:29] Lammis
Boxxo's limited in what he can say.
[21:32] Lammis
"Hello there" means "yes,"
and "too bad" is "no."
[21:36] Mikenne
Um, that stuff we ate so much
of was fried meat, right?
[21:42] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:44] Mikenne
His name is Short.
[21:46] Boxxo
Too bad.
[21:49] Mikenne
You mean, you understood
everything we were saying?
[21:54] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:57] Mikenne/Pell/Suco/Short
No way!
[22:02] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E8 - The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum
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[00:11] Director Bear
Our first goal this time around
was to find you, Boxxo.
[00:16] Director Bear
We could just return at this point,
[00:18] Director Bear
but we also have another objective
for coming to the Labyrinth stratum.
[00:22] protagonist
Objective?
[00:24] Director Bear
This is a request from
the Menagerie of Fools,
[00:26] Director Bear
and it's to defeat the Flame
Skeletitan stratum lord.
[00:30] protagonist
That one we encountered before.
[00:32] Director Bear
We originally weren't
considering defeating it,
[00:36] Director Bear
but it does present a danger
for hunters if left unchecked.
[00:40] Director Bear
We'd like to go ahead and
take it down, if possible.
[00:42] Director Bear
It's my duty as director of
the Hunters Association.
[00:45] protagonist
Director Bear is a fine leader.
[00:48] Director Bear
I imagine it's best to let the
Menagerie explain the rest.
[00:54] Kerioyl
As I think the director told you,
we want to defeat this stratum's lord.
[00:59] Kerioyl
And for that, we want your assistance.
[01:02] protagonist
It's one thing to say that...
[01:04] Kerioyl
I'm sure that's a lot to take in.
[01:07] Kerioyl
Let me do a little more explaining.
[01:10] Kerioyl
Everybody in the Menagerie has a goal.
[01:13] Kerioyl
We've resolved ourselves to do
whatever it takes to accomplish it,
[01:17] Kerioyl
even if it means people treat us like
fools or scornfully call us a menagerie.
[01:22] Kerioyl
Boxxo, do you know the
legend of the labyrinth?
[01:26] Boxxo
Too bad.
[01:27] Kerioyl
They say whoever reaches the lowest
level of the labyrinth—in other words,
[01:32] Kerioyl
the dungeon—and meets the requirements
can have any wish granted.
[01:36] protagonist
Any wish granted?
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum
[03:11] Kerioyl
Even if there are those who've reached the
lowest level, nobody's conquered it yet.
[03:17] Kerioyl
We don't know what the requirements are,
but anyway, that's what we're after.
[03:22] Lammis
Requirements?
[03:24] Kerioyl
Rumor has it that for each
wish you want granted,
[03:27] Kerioyl
you need one of those coins that drops
when you take down a stratum lord.
[03:32] protagonist
He means that eight-legged crocodile
coin I have in my inventory.
[03:37] protagonist
I didn't know it was that valuable.
[03:40] Kerioyl
The Menagerie of Fools has eight members.
[03:44] Kerioyl
The twins have the same wish.
[03:45] Kerioyl
The vice captain and I also share one,
so we want six granted in all.
[03:50] Kerioyl
We've currently obtained three coins,
which isn't enough.
[03:54] protagonist
This means if I use a coin,
I can have a wish granted, too!
[03:59] protagonist
I could become a super
high-performance vending machine!
[04:01] protagonist
Well, probably not.
[04:03] Kerioyl
I heard from Hulemy that you've
got a human soul inside there.
[04:08] Kerioyl
If you work alongside us, I think it'd
be possible to come back as a human.
[04:14] Lammis
Is what you just said true?!
[04:16] Lammis
Hey, tell me!
[04:17] Hulemy
I remember seeing something
like that written in a book.
[04:22] Hulemy
Boxxo, resurrected as a human, huh?
[04:24] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[04:27] Kerioyl
Th-Thanks for the save, Boxxo.
[04:30] Kerioyl
In any case, we have to reach the lowest
level first for it to mean anything.
[04:34] Kerioyl
To develop our abilities,
[04:37] Kerioyl
we're currently going
around to different strata
[04:40] Kerioyl
and defeating the lords whenever
we hear one has appeared.
[04:43] Kerioyl
By the way, Boxxo.
[04:44] Kerioyl
Did you see a coin when you defeated
the eight-legged crocodile?
[04:49] Boxxo
Hello there.
[04:50] Kerioyl
Do you have it now, by any chance?
[04:53] Boxxo
Hello there.
[04:55] Kerioyl
Okay, that works out well.
[04:58] Kerioyl
Boxxo, Lammis, would you
like to join the Menagerie?
[05:03] Kerioyl
No, I won't tell you to
do everything with us.
[05:07] Kerioyl
I want you to work with us on campaigns,
and when we need your help.
[05:10] protagonist
Fine by me, but Lammis...
[05:13] Lammis
Sure, I'll work with you.
[05:15] Lammis
I want to get to talk to Boxxo,
and have him eat my cooking.
[05:19] Hulemy
Twist my arm.
[05:20] Hulemy
I'll work with you, too.
[05:22] Kerioyl
I appreciate it.
[05:24] Kerioyl
So, Boxxo. Will you help out?
[05:28] Boxxo
Hello there.
[05:30] Aka/Shiro
Hooray!
[05:31] Kerioyl
Okay! Thanks!
[05:33] Filmina
With Boxxo along, our food problems
are solved in one fell swoop.
[05:37] Shui
Campaigns just became much more attractive!
[05:41] protagonist
Back to being human...
[05:55] protagonist
I wonder if I'd get to feel their
warmth if I had a human body.
[06:03] Director Bear
Looks like everyone is ready.
[06:05] Director Bear
Take a look at this map, then.
[06:09] protagonist
This is the new map?
[06:11] protagonist
I couldn't call that accurate,
even just to be nice.
[06:14] protagonist
If only I could share my
security camera images.
[06:17] protagonist
Oh, I could use this function!
[06:22] protagonist
Show up.
[06:23] protagonist
Show up, show up, show up!
[06:31] Director Bear
That's... the Labyrinth stratum!
[06:34] Director Bear
Boxxo, how did you get this?
[06:37] Hulemy
Boxxo, are you able to show us
things you've seen yourself?
[06:42] Boxxo
Hello there.
[06:44] Director Bear
What a feat, Boxxo!
[06:47] Director Bear
You're getting a bonus later
from the Hunters Association.
[06:50] Kerioyl
Filmina, if you would.
[06:52] Filmina
Understood.
[06:54] protagonist
I hope this makes the
approach a little easier.
[06:59] Director Bear
About how to defeat
the stratum lord, the Flame Skeletitan.
[07:03] Director Bear
Up ahead on this path is a very large trap.
[07:07] Director Bear
It only activates when
certain conditions are met.
[07:11] Kerioyl
It has to do with weight, doesn't it?
[07:13] Director Bear
That's right.
[07:14] Director Bear
Anything above a set weight will activate
the trap, opening a large hole.
[07:19] Director Bear
We once tried to move a large group through
this stratum and paid the price for it.
[07:26] Director Bear
We'll drop the Flame
Skeletitan into that hole.
[07:28] protagonist
It's a hole big enough for that
insanely big thing to fit into?
[07:32] Hulemy
It seems unlikely a stratum lord would
fall for a trap in its own stratum.
[07:36] Director Bear
We'll use that against it.
[07:39] Director Bear
If a stratum lord won't automatically
activate the trap, we'll do it manually.
[07:44] Kerioyl
Isn't that why the group this time is
about quality rather than quantity?
[07:48] protagonist
That explains why Karios and Gorth are here.
[07:52] protagonist
These two are more skilled
than your average guard.
[07:56] Director Bear
Everyone, stay close to the left-hand wall.
[08:00] Director Bear
So close that your back is up against it.
[08:14] Director Bear
Be careful now.
[08:16] Director Bear
I want you to clearly remember
the placement of the hole.
[08:22] Kerioyl
Okay, time for a detailed explanation.
[08:26] Kerioyl
The hole is over twice as deep
as the Flame Skeletitan is tall.
[08:29] Kerioyl
We plan to lure it on top
of the hole and drop it in,
[08:33] Kerioyl
but even if that works,
it's doubtful it'll finish it off.
[08:37] Shui
Are we gonna attack it from up here?
[08:40] Kerioyl
Yeah.
[08:41] Kerioyl
But even if we attack from above, the fire
all over its body will melt everything.
[08:47] Kerioyl
That's why I'm thinking of using
the vice captain's water magic
[08:50] Kerioyl
and some water from Boxxo to fill the hole.
[08:56] Hulemy
So, the plan is to put out the flames,
expose the bone like with flame scolls,
[09:01] Hulemy
and then inflict damage.
[09:04] Kerioyl
Boxxo, is it possible to sell or
discharge a large volume of water?
[09:10] protagonist
I can dispense bottled water,
but it'll take days at that rate.
[09:21] protagonist
Darn it! Vending machines are there
to be convenient for customers!
[09:24] protagonist
I'll add a function!
SIGN Refreshing
Mr. Pressure
[09:31] Kerioyl
That's another shape I've never seen.
[09:35] Kerioyl
I take it this is your answer, Boxxo?
[09:38] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN Refreshing
Mr. Pressure
SIGN Coin-Op
Power
Washer
[09:40] Hulemy
That there are multiple things
sticking out must mean that
[09:44] Hulemy
pushing them results in some reaction,
as when you buy things.
[09:48] Lammis
There are some pictures here.
SIGN Insert Payment
SIGN Choose Settings
SIGN Activate Trigger
SIGN Replace When Done
[09:50] Lammis
Maybe that's how you use it.
[09:53] Hulemy
Let's see. Squeeze this and water comes out...
[09:57] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:59] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[10:01] Kerioyl
Take it away, Vice Captain.
[10:03] Filmina
It's just like you not to have the guts
to open your own coin purse, Captain.
[10:12] Hulemy
Okay, everything's ready!
[10:16] Hulemy
Whoa!
[10:22] Hulemy
This is great!
[10:24] Hulemy
That could easily extinguish a flame scoll!
[10:27] Kerioyl
With that much water, filling the hole
will take days, but it should work.
[10:31] Kerioyl
You're a lifesaver, Boxxo!
[10:34] protagonist
Yeah, but there's a problem.
[10:38] protagonist
I can only change forms for two hours a day.
[10:43] protagonist
What a pain.
[10:46] protagonist
It's been two days since then.
[10:48] protagonist
For just one hour each day, I turn
into a power washer and spray water.
[10:53] protagonist
At other times, I have them
throw in bottled water.
[10:57] protagonist
Once it's been thrown, I do
away with just the bottles.
[11:01] protagonist
Things like hugehog fiends and flame
scolls have shown up several times,
[11:05] protagonist
but they're no threat for
a group of this skill level.
[11:10] protagonist
When flame scolls appear,
Lammis puts me on her back,
[11:14] protagonist
and Shui gleefully douses
them with the sprayer.
[11:20] Mikenne
I'll go see how much water's collected.
[11:23] Mikenne
Keep a firm grip on the lifeline.
[11:28] Mikenne
It's as cold as midwinter down here.
[11:32] Mikenne
Looks like this ground drains well!
[11:34] Mikenne
It hasn't collected at all!
[11:37] Director Bear
Is that so?
[11:38] Kerioyl
I thought it was a good plan, though.
[11:41] Kerioyl
Dropping it in the pit should prove
effective, but we'll have to rethink this.
[11:47] protagonist
It has good drainage? Well, then!
[11:52] Kerioyl
Oh? Boxxo, what's with the sudden change?
[11:56] Kerioyl
Is that...
[11:58] Kerioyl
Ah, so that's it!
SIGN Automatic Ice Machine
[11:59] Kerioyl
If it's cold down there, we can
dump ice instead of water!
[12:06] protagonist
My speed has increased,
so I'm also dumping ice faster,
[12:11] protagonist
but are water and ice going to be
enough against that stratum lord?
[12:31] Lammis
Boxxo, are you thinking about something?
[12:34] protagonist
Huh? How can you tell?
[12:37] Lammis
I don't think you've noticed this, but when
you're thinking, your lighting flickers.
[12:42] protagonist
It does?
[12:44] Lammis
Boxxo, can I ask you something?
[12:46] Boxxo
Hello there.
[12:48] Lammis
Do you want to be human again?
[12:52] protagonist
Normally, you'd think I would.
[12:56] protagonist
That was something I wanted at first.
[13:00] protagonist
I'd still like to do it so Lammis
and I could have conversations.
[13:04] protagonist
But at some point it hit me.
[13:07] protagonist
If I ceased to be a vending machine,
would I be worth anything?
[13:13] protagonist
Right now, I have a sense of
value for Lammis and the others.
[13:18] protagonist
But if I went back to being human...
[13:21] Lammis
Boxxo?
[13:22] protagonist
Of course, I'm sure they'd
be happy at first.
[13:26] protagonist
But once word got around that I was useless,
they might wish I was still a vending machine.
[13:32] protagonist
It makes me scared to think such things.
[13:35] protagonist
That's why I still won't acquire
the Telepathy function.
[13:39] protagonist
Pathetic, isn't it?
[13:42] protagonist
I have more self-confidence as
a vending machine than as a human.
[13:46] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:47] Boxxo
Too bad.
[13:49] Lammis
You mean you aren't sure?
[13:51] Lammis
I'd like to talk with you someday
and do all sorts of things.
[13:56] Lammis
Oh, and like I said before,
you've got to try my cooking.
[14:02] protagonist
She's right.
[14:03] protagonist
I'll be human again,
and we'll walk side by side!
[14:06] protagonist
Maybe that alone is enough!
[14:13] protagonist
Several more days passed.
[14:16] protagonist
Quite a bit has collected in the pit, so
it's finally time to put the plan into motion.
[14:21] Hulemy
Be honest, Boxxo. How do things look?
[14:25] Hulemy
Do you think this plan will work?
[14:28] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:30] Hulemy
They say the Flame Skeletitan's fire is
hot enough to instantly vaporize water.
[14:36] Hulemy
Is ice going to be enough?
[14:39] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[15:08] Director Bear
Now, Mikenne!
[15:09] Mikenne
Yes, sir!
[15:17] Hulemy
Watch out, everyone!
Steam will come gushing out!
[15:24] Hulemy
The water should vaporize. What's going on?
[15:29] Mikenne
Guys!
[15:30] Mikenne
The skeleton's fire is out!
[15:33] Kerioyl
I don't know what happened,
but if it's out, it's out!
[15:36] Kerioyl
Start throwing!
[15:37] Hulemy
No steam, but the flames still went out?
[15:41] protagonist
I'm the only one who knows why.
[15:43] protagonist
What I was chucking into the hole
wasn't ice, it was dry ice!
[15:48] protagonist
Dry ice is solidified carbon dioxide.
[15:51] protagonist
When the Flame Skeletitan fell in,
the hole was filled with carbon dioxide.
[15:55] protagonist
Fire can't burn without oxygen,
[15:57] protagonist
and carbon dioxide collects at the
bottom since it's heavier than oxygen.
[16:00] protagonist
In other words, the flames are extinguished.
[16:03] protagonist
It's good this all worked well, but if
it had failed, we'd have been screwed.
[16:08] Kerioyl
Mikenne, how does it look?!
[16:11] Mikenne
It looks like it's taking
some amount of damage,
[16:13] Mikenne
but I think we need to
hit it a little harder!
[16:17] Kerioyl
A little harder, huh?
[16:19] Shiro
Something heavy.
[16:21] Aka
And hard and sturdy.
[16:25] Kerioyl
Wouldn't Boxxo work?
[16:28] Filmina
But if it doesn't work, he'll break.
[16:31] Kerioyl
He was fine after falling
through a stratum split.
[16:34] Kerioyl
Shouldn't this be fine?
[16:36] protagonist
Uh, maybe you could stop talking about
something so unsafe right in front of me?
[16:42] Lammis
No way!
[16:43] Lammis
We can't force Boxxo into danger!
[16:46] Hulemy
We can't be sure it would work.
[16:48] Hulemy
I'm against it, too.
[16:50] Kerioyl
You're right.
[16:52] Kerioyl
It'd be cruel to put any more burden on him.
[16:55] Filmina
Shall we jump in there and rush it?
[16:57] Kerioyl
With the flames all gone, we could win!
[17:00] protagonist
No, no, no, no! Don't do that!
[17:03] protagonist
It's full of carbon dioxide down there!
[17:05] protagonist
Go down there and you'll have trouble breathing,
then die of carbon dioxide poisoning!
[17:09] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:10] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:11] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:11] Kerioyl
Oh, Boxxo agrees.
[17:13] protagonist
Wrong!
[17:15] Boxxo
Too bad.
[17:16] Boxxo
Too bad.
[17:17] Boxxo
Too bad.
[17:18] Kerioyl
He doesn't?
[17:20] Kerioyl
But if we just stand here...
[17:22] Mikenne
The Flame Skeletitan's trying
to climb up the hole!
[17:25] Kerioyl
We can't afford to miss this opportunity!
[17:28] Kerioyl
Are you guys ready?!
[17:29] protagonist
Things are about to fall apart!
[17:32] protagonist
There has to be some way to stop them!
[17:36] protagonist
I know!
[17:39] Lammis
Boxxo, you suddenly changed...
[17:44] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:45] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[17:46] Lammis
S-Stop that, Boxxo!
[17:48] Lammis
We're not gonna buy stuff like that!
[17:50] Lammis
You pervert!
[17:54] Lammis
Boxxo?!
[17:55] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[17:59] Lammis
Boxxo!
[18:08] audio guide
Twelve damage. Durability decreased by twelve.
[18:24] protagonist
Looks like I managed to finish it off.
[18:26] protagonist
Everything's okay!
[18:28] Lammis
Boxxo, you're so reckless!
[18:32] Lammis
Just hold on, I'm coming to get you!
[18:35] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:36] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:37] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:38] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:39] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:41] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:43] Hulemy
Boxxo! Does that mean it's
still dangerous down there?!
[18:47] Boxxo
Hello there.
[18:55] protagonist
There!
SIGN Investigate
SIGN Sleep
SIGN Conserve Power
SIGN Inspect
SIGN Goods
SIGN Inventory
SIGN Status
SIGN Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin
SIGN Flame Skeletitan Coin
[18:57] protagonist
"Flame Skeletitan Coin" was added
to my list of possessions.
[19:21] Director Bear
Mikenne! Shut the hole!
[19:24] Mikenne
Will do!
[19:37] Lammis
Boxxo!
[19:39] Lammis
What were you gonna do if you broke?!
[19:42] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[19:43] Lammis
Don't give me that! I'm angry!
[19:47] Hulemy
Lammis, leave it at that.
[19:49] Hulemy
Criticize him too much,
and Boxxo won't like you.
[19:54] Lammis
Okay, I'll stop there.
[19:57] Lammis
Don't do crazy stuff like that anymore.
[19:59] protagonist
I said nothing in response.
[20:02] protagonist
I'd probably do the same thing
again, if I could save everyone.
[20:07] protagonist
But I don't want to lie to Lammis.
[20:11] protagonist
And then, she smiled at me in exasperation.
[20:16] Kerioyl
You guys done talking?
[20:18] Kerioyl
I have a question, too.
[20:21] Kerioyl
Boxxo, did the stratum lord's
coin drop, down in that hole?
[20:26] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:29] Kerioyl
Oh, you picked it up for me!
[20:33] Kerioyl
What's the big idea, Hulemy?
[20:35] Hulemy
You're trying to claim it as your
own like it's matter of course,
[20:39] Hulemy
but Boxxo is the one who
defeated the Flame Skeletitan.
[20:42] Hulemy
You're not the owner of this coin.
[20:46] Kerioyl
Yeah, sorry about that.
[20:49] Kerioyl
It's true that things worked out
due to your exploits, Boxxo.
[20:52] Kerioyl
There's no denying you earned
the rights to the coin.
[20:56] Kerioyl
And so, let me buy it off you.
[20:59] Kerioyl
How does a hundred gold coins sound?
[21:02] protagonist
A-A hundred gold coins?!
[21:04] protagonist
Converted into points,
that's a hundred thousand?!
[21:09] Director Bear
That's about right for the going
rate for a stratum lord coin.
[21:14] Hulemy
You heard him, Boxxo.
[21:16] Hulemy
What'll it be?
[21:17] protagonist
Not only is that no problem,
it's more than enough!
[21:20] protagonist
I already have one stratum lord coin,
so I don't need more of them!
[21:25] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:26] Kerioyl
I knew you'd agree, Boxxo.
Glad that was quick.
[21:30] Kerioyl
You don't mind if I pay
you another day, right?
[21:36] Director Bear
Well done, everyone.
[21:37] Director Bear
Let's head for home.
[21:43] protagonist
Now we just need to go back
to Clearflow Lake stratum.
[21:51] protagonist
Looks like all I'll get to
see of the Labyrinth stratum
[21:54] protagonist
is the view from the sky
and these main avenues.
[21:56] protagonist
Yeah, I probably won't come here again.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN A Less-than-Ideal Hero
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E9 - A Less-than-Ideal Hero
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[00:04] protagonist
We met with no real trouble after
conquering the Labyrinth stratum lord,
[00:09] protagonist
and two days later, we got out of the maze.
[00:14] Lammis
Seems like a desolate sight.
[00:18] Shui
It's because ordinary people
seldom come to this stratum.
[00:22] Hulemy
So there are only facilities
hunters would need.
[00:26] Lammis
Really?
[00:28] Lammis
But there's no wall.
[00:30] Lammis
How do they protect against monsters?
[00:32] Filmina
Outside the maze, it's a wasteland
where nothing lives. Even monsters.
[00:37] Lammis
Wow.
[00:39] Director Bear
Many domains of the dungeon
still defy our understanding...
[00:44] Director Bear
Such as this current resurgence
of so many stratum lords.
[00:48] Director Bear
I can't help but think it's a bad omen.
[00:52] protagonist
I guess encountering two stratum lords
so quickly would usually be impossible.
[01:00] Kerioyl
So, here we are.
[01:01] Kerioyl
The Labyrinth stratum's Hunters Association.
[01:17] Director Bear
Kesha...
[01:18] Kesha
Huh?
[01:19] Kesha
Oh, Director Bommy! You're back already!
[01:23] Director Bear
You too, Uliwa. I know you're bored,
but don't make it so obvious.
[01:28] Kesha
I-I apologize.
[01:31] protagonist
Huh, Director Bear's real name
is Bommy. That's surprisingly cute.
[01:35] protagonist
But in my mind, I'm going to
keep calling him Director Bear.
[01:39] Director Bear
All of you have worked hard.
[01:41] Director Bear
Feel free to take it easy today.
[01:54] protagonist
With the stress gone now that there's
finally a roof over my head,
[01:59] protagonist
I fell asleep for the first time since
falling into the Labyrinth stratum.
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN A Less-than-Ideal Hero
[03:39] Kerioyl
Okay, you take care of the rest.
[03:41] Lammis
Sure.
[03:47] protagonist
We're remaining here because
Director Bear asked us
[03:50] protagonist
to survey the perimeter
of the giant labyrinth.
[04:07] Mishuel
Excuse me, my name is Mishuel.
[04:10] Mishuel
I only just arrived at this stratum today.
[04:11] Lammis
Look, Hulemy. That guy's
looks are picture perfect.
[04:12] Mishuel
Do you have a detailed map of the maze?
[04:15] Hulemy
Yeah, I'll say.
[04:23] Mishuel
Um...
[04:25] Kesha
Y-Yes!
[04:26] Kesha
If you don't mind waiting three days.
[04:28] Uliwa
We plan to have the latest
accurate map then!
[04:32] Mishuel
I see. I shall call on you
at another time, then.
[04:36] Kesha/Uliwa
We'll be waiting!
[04:41] protagonist
Behold the hottie effect!
[04:44] Lammis
Didn't he seem like a gallant
hero out of an old tale?
[04:48] Hulemy
That heroic image has been romanticized
all out of proportion.
[04:52] Hulemy
Famous hunters are typically
musclebound or middle-aged dudes.
[05:02] Lammis
Okay, okay, then what about
the famous hunter they called
[05:06] Lammis
"She of a Hundred Blessings
and Divine Favor"?!
[05:09] Lammis
I've heard she was of surpassing beauty!
[05:13] Lammis
I look up to her like crazy!
[05:15] Hulemy
Ah, She of Divine Favor.
[05:21] Hulemy
Documents and verbal accounts do say
that she was truly kind and beautiful.
[05:28] Hulemy
Well, maybe that looker we just saw
is that sort of special person.
[05:33] Hulemy
If he's strong enough to challenge
the Labyrinth stratum alone,
[05:36] Hulemy
he must be pretty good.
[05:51] Mishuel
I came here because I heard there
weren't many people in this stratum...
[05:56] protagonist
What's with him?
[05:57] protagonist
Unlike earlier today, now he
seems like a dismal depresso.
[06:01] protagonist
The "hottie who could nottie."
[06:04] Mishuel
I was so nervous!
[06:07] Mishuel
Why does everyone stare at me like that?!
[06:12] Mishuel
It was scary...
[06:14] protagonist
Whoa, whoa, you're saying
this is the real him?
[06:17] Mishuel
I can't do it!
[06:19] Mishuel
I hate talking to people!
[06:21] Mishuel
Don't make me do it anymore!
[06:24] protagonist
He's actually bad at communicating,
[06:26] protagonist
and to hide it, he's completely
assumed this hottie persona.
[06:30] protagonist
Suddenly he seems more relatable!
[06:32] Mishuel
Stop that!
[06:33] Mishuel
Mom said it was bad to always
think negative things.
[06:37] Mishuel
Be positive... Be positive...
[06:41] protagonist
Now I kinda want to help him.
[06:43] protagonist
Don't cacao pods alter your
autonomic nerves so you can relax?
[06:49] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN Gentle Cocoa
[06:52] Boxxo
Hello there.
[06:53] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[07:01] Mishuel
It's so sweet and delicious.
[07:03] Mishuel
And very relaxing somehow.
[07:07] Mishuel
This is a great magic item.
[07:09] Mishuel
I'm not dealing with a person,
so buying things isn't nerve-wracking.
[07:13] Mishuel
Right! Tomorrow, it's negotiation time!
[07:16] protagonist
"Negotiation time"?! He might try
to buy me from Lammis!
[07:22] Lammis
Boxxo!
[07:24] Lammis
Mishuel's going to accompany us on our job!
[07:28] protagonist
Oh, that's what he meant by "negotiation."
[07:34] Lammis
Weren't you actually planning on questing
through the inside of the maze?
[07:40] Mishuel
That's true.
[07:41] Hulemy
No harm done.
[07:43] Hulemy
We've got a capable hunter
coming along with us.
[07:46] Hulemy
Sounds reliable to me.
[07:49] Mishuel
That's true.
[07:50] Mikenne
It's an honor to work alongside the
one they call the Aloof Black Flash!
[07:57] Mishuel
That's true.
[07:58] protagonist
Mishuel, work on changing
up your responses a little.
[08:03] protagonist
Your reputation will suffer.
[08:05] Lammis
By the way, Hulemy. How long will it
take to go all the way around this?
[08:10] Hulemy
From what I saw of Boxxo's images,
I'd say less than three weeks.
[08:15] Hulemy
What do you think, Mishuel?
[08:17] Mishuel
That's true.
[08:21] Mishuel
I-I'll be the rear guard, for safety's sake!
[08:25] Lammis
Okay.
[08:27] protagonist
There go the communication issues.
[08:29] protagonist
But I've been paying close attention.
[08:32] Mishuel
This month, learn to be as natural as
possible around unfamiliar people.
[08:37] Mishuel
Learn to be natural...
[08:39] Mishuel
Learn to be natural...
[08:41] protagonist
Looks like by being with this group,
[08:44] protagonist
he's trying to improve his communication
issues at least a little.
[09:04] Mishuel
I was so nervous.
[09:07] Mishuel
They're both beautiful, and the
Band of Gluttons are all so cute.
[09:12] Mishuel
It was all I could do to
keep my face neutral.
[09:20] Mishuel
Everyone said we'd be
fine with Boxxo on watch,
[09:25] Mishuel
but does this boxy magic item
really have a mind of its own?
[09:28] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:30] Mishuel
Yes, good evening!
[09:34] Mishuel
H-Hey...
[09:41] Mishuel
It's good, all right.
[09:43] Mishuel
And here, shopping usually stresses me out.
[09:47] protagonist
Yup. One of a vending machine's
merits is its accessibility.
[09:54] protagonist
A week went by, but there
was no combat whatsoever,
[09:57] protagonist
and the days passed smoothly.
[10:00] protagonist
But today, something seems
amiss with Lammis.
[10:03] Hulemy
Hey Lammis, what's going on?
[10:06] Hulemy
If you're not feeling well, you and
Boxxo can ride on the cart.
[10:10] Boxxo
Hello there.
[10:12] Lammis
I'm fine.
[10:14] Lammis
Couldn't be better!
[10:17] Mishuel
L-Lammis, you mustn't overexert yourself.
[10:20] Mishuel
A rest is what you ne—
[10:22] protagonist
Oh, shit!
[10:24] Mishuel
Lammis!
[10:28] protagonist
That was close!
[10:29] protagonist
Nice one, Mishuel!
[10:32] Mishuel
Hulemy, can I ask you to look after her?
[10:35] Hulemy
Sure, no problem.
[10:37] Hulemy
Come on, we're changing those clothes.
[10:40] Lammis
I-It's fine, I'll do it myself.
[10:43] Hulemy
Don't try to play hero when
you're ready to fall over.
[10:47] Hulemy
You should just accept
kindness when it's offered.
[10:52] Hulemy
As usual, you push yourself
right up to the edge.
[10:56] protagonist
Huh? Was she sick?!
[10:58] Hulemy
At times like this you've got
to rest, not power through it.
[11:02] Lammis
Y-Yeah...
[11:06] protagonist
Right. She's had other off days
like this, about once a month.
[11:12] protagonist
Sorry I failed to pick up on it.
[11:14] Mikenne
What's going on?
[11:16] Pell
Maybe she's hungry.
[11:18] Short
Suco, do you know?
[11:19] Suco
I heard with humans and many
other monkey-like species,
[11:23] Suco
the women have this thing where
they bleed from down there.
[11:27] protagonist
What can I do to help?
[11:33] Hulemy
Huh? Boxxo, what is it all of a sudden?
[11:36] Hulemy
It must mean something
if you just transformed.
[11:47] Hulemy
How do you use this?
[11:50] Hulemy
This cloth has a strange feel.
[11:52] Hulemy
Or is it paper?
[11:54] Hulemy
Oh, maybe...
[11:57] Hulemy
Look at that absorbency!
[12:00] Hulemy
I get it! That solves that problem!
[12:03] protagonist
It's a real-life problem, all right.
[12:06] protagonist
You see lots of lady adventurers
in fantasy worlds,
[12:09] protagonist
but I bet it's no picnic behind the scenes.
[12:21] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN Insert coins
SIGN Items inside
are washed
SIGN Your laundry is clean!
[12:25] Hulemy
Well, well!
[12:29] protagonist
It needs a test run anyway,
so no charge this time!
[12:37] protagonist
It's been over two weeks since we
set out to survey the perimeter.
[12:41] protagonist
By Hulemy's reckoning,
[12:43] protagonist
we should be able to return to the
Labyrinth stratum village in three days.
[12:48] protagonist
After what happened with Lammis,
Mishuel has started eating with everyone,
[12:52] protagonist
and he seems much better adjusted.
[12:55] protagonist
Yep.
[12:57] Mishuel
Boxxo is a truly outstanding magic item.
[13:00] Lammis
Yeah.
[13:01] Lammis
His food and drinks taste good,
he dispenses tons of useful tools,
[13:05] Lammis
and he even protects us!
[13:08] Hulemy
As far as I know, there are no written
records of any magic items like Boxxo.
[13:15] Mishuel
You don't say.
[13:19] Short
What's up, Mikenne?
[13:21] Mikenne
Everyone, stop!
[13:26] Mikenne
Can you tell anything, Pell?
[13:29] Pell
Let's see, there's human scent
coming from up ahead a little.
[13:33] Pell
Four or five of them.
[13:36] Short
I can't make out what they're saying,
but they sound like men.
[13:40] Hulemy
Seriously?
[13:41] Hulemy
There wouldn't be any hunters
in a place like this, though.
[13:46] protagonist
This is starting to get suspicious.
[13:49] Mishuel
Everyone, I apologize.
[13:51] Mishuel
There's a good chance they're here for me.
[13:54] Mishuel
I do not wish to cause you any
trouble, so I alone will—
[14:00] Lammis
We don't know for sure yet.
[14:02] Lammis
Besides, we can't let you
go alone if it's dangerous.
[14:07] Mishuel
Please, let go!
[14:09] Mishuel
If you go with me, your life
might be in danger!
[14:12] Hulemy
Calm down.
[14:13] Hulemy
Care to tell us why they're targeting you?
[14:20] protagonist
I wouldn't take it too seriously if
this were just communication issues,
[14:23] protagonist
but his secretiveness
seems really problematic.
[14:27] Hulemy
I get that you're concerned about us,
but there's no need to worry.
[14:31] Lammis
And getting hurt is no concern
with Boxxo by our side.
[14:35] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:37] protagonist
Proof is better than argument.
[14:42] Mishuel
What is this blue light?
[14:45] Lammis
It's called a barrier,
and it's Boxxo's blessing.
[14:49] Hulemy
How about if your attack doesn't get
through at all, you let us come with you?
[14:56] Mishuel
Understood.
[14:57] Mishuel
If the defense fails, can you promise
not to follow me, no matter what?
[15:02] Lammis
Sure thing.
[15:03] Mishuel
Then I will not hold back.
[15:12] protagonist
Bring it on!
[15:13] protagonist
No matter what sort of attack,
the barrier will block it.
[15:16] protagonist
You can do it, barrier! Don't lose, barrier!
[15:30] Mishuel
It blocked it?!
[15:32] audio guide
You consumed 500 points.
[15:35] protagonist
W-Wow!
[15:36] protagonist
The eight-legged crocodile stratum lord's
ramming attack ate up 1,000 points,
[15:40] protagonist
so his was half that powerful?!
[15:43] Lammis
Thanks, Boxxo.
[15:44] Boxxo
Hello there.
[15:46] Lammis
See, all good.
[15:48] Lammis
No matter what happens, we'll be fine.
[15:51] Hulemy
What she said.
[15:55] Mishuel
All right.
[16:00] Lammis
Boxxo, you know what to
do if it comes down to it.
[16:03] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:06] Mikenne
Lammis, there are five humans.
[16:09] Mishuel
Yes, three are probably
highly-skilled swordsmen.
[16:13] Mishuel
The remaining two most likely use magic
or blessings—perhaps of the four elements.
[16:19] Lammis
Wow! You can sense that this far away?
[16:22] Mishuel
Yes, to a certain extent.
[16:42] leader
You must be Mister Mishuel.
[16:44] leader
We have come for your life.
[16:48] Mishuel
As I suspected.
[16:51] Mishuel
Who do you work for?
[16:54] leader
I suspect you already know.
[16:57] Mishuel
True enough.
[16:59] leader
By the way, are the beast person
and the girl there with you?
[17:03] Mishuel
They are not.
[17:05] Mishuel
We just accepted a job together.
[17:07] Mishuel
I don't mind if you come after me,
but I won't let you harm them.
[17:13] Lammis
Mishuel...
[17:19] leader
Very well. I swear not to harm
them if you don't resist.
[17:26] Mishuel
I'm supposed to believe that?
[17:28] leader
That's up to you to decide.
[17:31] leader
Now, what will it be, Mister Mishuel?
[17:34] Mishuel
My response is obvious.
[17:36] Mishuel
By defeating all of you,
I keep you from harming them!
[17:40] leader
How commendable of you!
[17:42] leader
With noble sentiment in your heart,
you can meet your death in the wasteland!
[17:49] Mishuel
Lammis, be careful!
[17:50] Lammis
Okay!
[17:55] protagonist
I think the barrier can also
protect against magic and such!
[17:59] protagonist
Good!
[18:00] protagonist
Lammis, feel free to go to town!
[18:06] mage A
What?!
[18:07] mage A
A blessing that controls water?!
SIGN Insert Payment
SIGN Choose Settings
SIGN Activate Trigger
SIGN Replace When Done
[18:09] protagonist
It's only powerful enough to hurt a little,
but it's enough to obstruct your view!
[18:13] protagonist
And here's some car wash soap for you!
SIGN Choose Settings
[18:19] mage A
What's this?!
[18:19] mage B
M-My eyes hurt!
[18:22] mage B
My eyes!
[18:23] protagonist
You can't cast magic where
you want if you can't see!
[18:27] protagonist
Now, for rinse mode!
[18:33] mage B
My eyes!
[18:42] Lammis
Mishuel, we won over here!
[18:59] Mishuel
Thank you very much.
[19:01] Mishuel
It would have been dangerous,
without your help.
[19:03] Lammis
Huh? N-N-No problem...
[19:06] Mishuel
Could you go get the others?
[19:08] Mishuel
There's information
I must extract from these people.
[19:11] Lammis
Sure, you got it.
[19:13] Lammis
We'll bring back Hulemy and the others!
[19:16] Lammis
Looks like Mishuel has a lot going on, too.
[19:19] Lammis
I'm not quite sure how deep I should
get into a thing like this.
[19:23] Boxxo
Hello there.
[19:26] Mishuel
I apologize for involving
you in personal matters.
[19:29] Lammis
Don't worry about it!
[19:31] Lammis
Boxxo gets me involved lots, what with being
abducted and falling into stratum splits.
[19:37] Hulemy
You got that right.
[19:39] Boxxo
Too bad.
[19:40] protagonist
Sorry to cause so much trouble.
[19:43] Mishuel
I can't reveal any details, but there's
a reason my life is being targeted.
[19:49] Mishuel
Traveling with you further will
also put your lives in danger,
[19:53] Mishuel
so I will transfer to another stratum.
[19:56] Mishuel
I really appreciate all that you've done.
[19:58] Lammis
Hold on a minute.
[20:01] Lammis
If you're a powerful guy with a past,
why not join the Menagerie of Fools?
[20:06] Lammis
The captain was saying he's
looking for talent like that.
[20:09] Hulemy
Yeah, he was going on about that.
[20:13] Hulemy
He said, "As long as they're strong,
their history doesn't matter.
[20:16] Hulemy
In fact, there's not a single person
in the group who's not in some mess."
[20:22] Mishuel
Is the Menagerie of Fools
that famous team of hunters?
[20:26] Lammis
That's right.
[20:27] Lammis
They're all interesting people.
[20:30] Lammis
We work with them sometimes.
[20:32] Hulemy
I'd try talking to them once rather
than think about it too hard.
[20:37] Mishuel
All right. I'll plan on contacting them.
[20:41] Mishuel
Well, perhaps we'll meet again.
[20:51] Mishuel
The Menagerie of Fools is
full of people I don't know.
[20:56] Mishuel
I can't handle that!
[22:33] protagonist
Having finished our job, we came back to
Clearflow Lake stratum after so long.
[22:41] clerk
Boxxo, haven't you been doing business
here in the village for over a week?
[22:53] protagonist
Looks like someone's been impersonating me.
[22:56] protagonist
They set up where Chains
Restaurant used to be.
[23:00] voice
A silver coin was ins—
[23:02] voice
—ted.
[23:04] Hulemy
Was that a cough just now?
[23:06] voice
Thank you—
[23:07] voice
Ow!
[23:08] voice
—very much!
[23:09] Lammis
This tastes like Chains Restaurant food.
[23:15] protagonist
And then, everything became clear!
[23:17] protagonist
It was a simple setup.
[23:18] protagonist
The fake vending machines were
connected to the former restaurant.
[23:25] protagonist
The following day, I started selling again.
[23:28] crow
Fools! Fools!
[23:29] protagonist
By the time a week had passed, the fake
vending machines were no longer in service.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Gastric Measures
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E10 - Gastric Measures
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[00:02] Munami
I'm thinking of holding an eating contest.
[00:05] shopkeeper
That's unreal!
[00:07] shopkeeper
An eating contest?!
[00:09] Munami
Quiet, everyone.
[00:10] Munami
The Chains Restaurant fake
Boxxo incident is settled,
[00:14] Munami
and in two weeks' time, repairs to
the damaged wall will be complete.
[00:19] Munami
Once safety is ensured, more and more
people are likely to come here.
[00:24] Munami
And so...
[00:26] Munami
Under the guise of celebrating
the wall's completion,
[00:29] Munami
I say the Restaurant Union
should hold an event!
[00:32] protagonist
Aha, which is why it's an eating contest.
[00:35] shopkeeper B
Good idea! The hunters eat a huge amount.
[00:39] shopkeeper A
If we have a prize for the winner,
it'll get people even more excited.
[00:43] shopkeeper F
And if we charge admission,
we won't end up taking a loss.
[00:47] shopkeeper C
We should serve the most
filling foods possible.
[00:50] Munami
Then it will happen in two weeks.
[00:52] Munami
We'll make leaflets and notices,
and really get into the spirit of things!
[00:57] shopkeepers
Yeah!
[01:00] protagonist
Was there any need for me to be here?
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN Gastric Measures
[02:36] shopkeeper E
Boxxo, we want your help!
[02:39] Lammis
H-Hey, you're scaring Boxxo!
[02:42] Hulemy
What do you want him to do?
[02:44] Hulemy
I heard the eating contest
was coming together fine.
[02:47] Lammis
Yeah. I'm entering it, too.
[02:49] Munami
Indeed.
[02:51] Munami
People were entering. It was going well.
[02:54] Munami
That is, until we learned
that they were entering.
[02:57] Lammis
They?
[02:58] Munami
The banes of eating contests!
[03:00] Munami
Shui the Inhaler and the
Band of Gluttons are competing!
[03:06] (Flashback) Lammis
Your appetite's incredible.
[03:08] (Flashback) Shui
I'm just getting started.
[03:12] protagonist
The Band of Gluttons and
Shui herself are entering!
[03:16] protagonist
Their stomachs are not normal.
[03:20] shopkeeper A
We're going way into the red now!
[03:23] shopkeeper B
There's no way we can prepare enough food!
[03:25] shopkeeper C
We came together and tried
so hard, but now it's all over!
[03:30] Hulemy
In other words, do something about
those five bottomless pits?
[03:34] Lammis
You got anything, Boxxo?
[03:44] Lammis
Let's see, this is a sweet bubbly drink.
[03:48] Hulemy
It can be quite filling.
[03:50] Hulemy
Which means, if we provide this along
with the food, they'll eat less?
[03:56] Boxxo
Hello there.
[03:58] shopkeeper E
That makes sense.
[03:59] Lammis
But I wonder if the entrants will complain
about using this instead of water.
[04:04] Hulemy
They will. I know I'd have trouble with it.
[04:07] shopkeeper A
We could let them choose
between this and water.
[04:10] shopkeeper B
Wouldn't that give the water
drinkers an advantage?
[04:13] shopkeeper F
I like this stuff, though.
[04:16] shopkeeper E
Let's do this, then.
[04:17] shopkeeper E
Until the day of the contest, we'll advertise
this drink and sell it on the pricey side.
[04:23] shopkeeper E
During the contest, we'll make it a selling
point that you can drink it for free.
[04:26] shopkeeper A
That works.
[04:27] shopkeeper B
That'll make 'em want to drink it.
[04:33] shopkeepers
Boxxo!
[04:34] shopkeeper E
If you could offer this to us at a
reasonable price, we'd be immensely grateful!
[04:39] Boxxo
Hello there.
[04:42] Munami
Thank you, Boxxo.
[04:45] Munami
If we run into any more
problems, will you help out?
[04:48] Boxxo
Hello there.
[04:52] someone
Step right up!
[04:57] protagonist
Look at that crowd!
[04:59] cook A
We need more meat!
[05:00] cook B
There should be some they brought
back from that one campaign!
[05:04] protagonist
I won't try to find out
what kind of meat that is.
[05:08] Munami
Ladies and gentlemen,
your wait is at an end!
[05:11] Munami
We now present Clearflow Lake
stratum's first eating contest!
[05:19] Munami
We got more entries than expected,
[05:21] Munami
so those who got through the tryouts
will be divided into two blocks.
[05:26] Munami
The five leaders of each
block will advance to the finals.
[05:30] Munami
We have a superb prize prepared
for the champion, so best of luck!
[05:37] Munami
Now, could all competitors in
block one please come onstage?
[05:47] Munami
The time limit is when all the
sand in this hourglass runs out.
[05:51] Munami
Whoever has finished eating everything at
that point will advance to the finals.
[05:55] protagonist
Oh, you have to eat quickly, too!
[05:57] Munami
So, is everyone ready?
[06:00] Munami
Eating contest, block one...
[06:03] Munami
Start!
[06:12] contest man A
Hot!
[06:19] Pell
All done!
[06:21] Mikenne
I'm finished, too!
[06:22] Suco
Me, too!
[06:24] Short
Done here, too!
[06:27] Munami
That's four all at once!
[06:29] Munami
Who will take the last spot?
[06:32] Gocguy
I am finished as well.
[06:34] Munami
We have our qualifiers without
even reaching the time limit!
[06:38] Karios
Damn!
[06:39] Gorth
That's it, huh?
[06:41] protagonist
Gocguy's the only human
amongst the five qualifiers!
[06:46] protagonist
Fear the Band of Gluttons.
[06:48] Munami
You can feel free to take
any leftovers with you.
[06:51] Munami
Moving on, block two competitors
will now take their places!
[07:06] protagonist
Shirley entered, too?
[07:08] protagonist
I would never picture her as a big eater.
[07:11] Munami
And so, block two...
[07:13] Munami
Start!
[07:34] spectator A
That girl's too good at this.
[07:37] Shui
That was great!
[07:42] spectator B
Is she really human?
[07:51] Acowi
I am finished eating as well.
[07:54] Lammis
I-I'm done eating!
[07:56] Lammis
It was good!
[08:01] Munami
That's time!
[08:02] Munami
We have all our final participants!
[08:06] Munami
The finals will take place in two hours.
[08:09] Munami
Until then, please enjoy a performance
by the theatrical troupe.
[08:12] Munami
And food and drink is available
for purchase while you watch.
[08:21] Karios
Oh!
[08:23] Karios
You're watching the performance too, Boxxo?
[08:25] Karios
Perfect. I could use a drink.
[08:27] Lammis
Let's see, today's program is...
[08:30] Hulemy
The Farm That Calls Happiness?
[08:32] Hulemy
Never heard of it.
[08:34] Hulemy
Oh, it's starting.
SIGN The program ends
[08:42] Karios
It's like...
[08:44] Gorth
That didn't go like I thought it would.
[08:47] Hulemy
I never expected that twist.
[08:49] Hulemy
Hey, Lammis. Aren't you entering the finals?
[08:52] Lammis
Oh, that's right!
[08:53] Lammis
Let's go, Boxxo!
[08:55] Boxxo
Hello there.
[08:57] Hulemy
You can do it!
[09:00] Munami
And now, the eating contest finals!
[09:04] Munami
Contestants, to the stage!
[09:09] Munami
Huh? Music?
[09:11] protagonist
A new function I added at rank two!
[09:14] protagonist
I bet I can liven things up by using this!
[09:17] spectator
Where are they playing?
[09:19] Munami
Is everyone having a good time?!
[09:23] spectators
Yeah!
[09:25] Munami
Whoever eats the most within the
time limit is the champion!
[09:29] Munami
Go for it, eat as much as you like!
[09:37] spectator
Go for it, short-haired girl!
[09:39] spectator
Don't lose this one, Band of Gluttons!
[09:44] spectator
What're those?
[09:46] spectator
They're huge!
[09:47] protagonist
Crepes, mercilessly stuffed with
apples and bananas and stuff!
[09:51] protagonist
I provided the fruit filling.
[09:56] Lammis
Oh, something sweet!
[09:58] Lammis
Looks super-delish!
[09:59] Acowi
We can have that, too?
[10:06] spectator A
That girl makes it look so tasty!
[10:09] spectator B
Now I'm hungry too, darn it!
[10:19] protagonist
Get a load of Suco, the sole
lady in the Band of Gluttons!
[10:23] protagonist
This is coming down to a
duel between her and Shui!
[10:36] Shui
I ate it all!
[10:38] spectator A
You go, girl!
[10:40] spectator B
She beat the Band of Gluttons?!
[10:42] spectator C
Congrats!
[10:48] protagonist
Gocguy didn't stand out at all,
but he performed unexpectedly well.
[11:00] Munami
First prize is the chance to make
free use of Boxxo for a day!
[11:08] protagonist
Pardon?
[11:08] Munami
Please, Boxxo.
[11:10] Munami
You did say you'd help out
if I ran into a problem.
[11:15] protagonist
Well, I did get to earn a lot with
the cola, and it's true that I promised.
[11:20] protagonist
If it's just one day, I guess I'll manage.
[11:24] Shui
And that's why all day today,
Boxxo belongs to me!
[11:30] Shiro
Lucky you, Shui! I'm so jealous!
[11:33] Aka
All you can eat and drink, huh?
[11:35] Kerioyl
Well done, Shui!
[11:38] Kerioyl
If it's just one day,
we could go monster hunting!
[11:41] Filmina
True, Captain. Or maybe...
[11:45] Shui
Captain, Vice Captain...
[11:47] Shui
Boxxo is mine. I'm not lending him out.
[11:51] Shui
He and I are going on a date
at the Origin stratum!
[11:55] protagonist
Origin stratum?
[12:01] Lammis
I haven't been here in forever!
So many memories!
[12:04] Shui
I come here fairly often.
[12:08] (Flashback) Kerioyl
You're taking him to the first stratum?
[12:11] (Flashback) Kerioyl
Well, if that's how it is,
I'll yield this time.
[12:16] protagonist
What did Captain Kerioyl mean by that?
[12:20] Lammis
Shui, where are we going?
[12:22] Shui
Farther in.
[12:30] Shui
Here we are.
[12:32] Shui
I'm back, everyone!
[12:35] child A
It's Shui!
[12:38] child B
Welcome home!
[12:39] child C
Do you have presents?
[12:40] child D
Let's play, let's play!
[12:40] child E
Ma'am! Shui's come back!
[12:42] director
Yes, yes. So I heard.
[12:46] director
Welcome home, Shui.
[12:48] Shui
Good to be back, Director.
[12:51] director
Is that your friend behind you?
[12:53] Shui
Something like that. We work together.
[12:56] Lammis
My name is Lammis.
[12:59] director
You are welcome here. Let's go inside,
rather than stand around out here.
[13:05] Lammis
Yes, ma'am! I'd be happy to!
[13:09] Lammis
I think the floor might give way.
[13:11] Boxxo
Too bad.
[13:15] Shui
Guys, this box is a magic box.
[13:19] Shui
If you want something, try pushing
where it sticks out.
[13:22] child A
Really?
[13:24] Shui
I like this dark bubbly stuff.
[13:27] child B
What's this?! What's this?!
[13:29] Shui
That's a snack.
[13:31] Shui
It's nice and salty!
[13:40] child
Me, too!
[13:40] child
Push on it!
[13:41] child
This is great!
[13:44] child
So yummy!
[13:48] child
Look!
[13:49] protagonist
Put me in a position like this,
and I have to give things out for free!
[13:54] protagonist
Any vending machine would!
[13:57] child C
Say what?
[14:09] Lammis
Here you go.
[14:10] child B
Thank you!
[14:14] protagonist
Now for this!
[14:17] Lammis
Here goes!
[14:19] Lammis
There!
[14:23] director
Everyone, please put your wet clothes here.
[14:27] children
Okay!
[14:29] child C
Wow, look at that!
[14:31] child D
It's washing them.
[14:33] director
It can even do laundry?
[14:36] director
Magic items these days sure are handy.
[14:39] Shui
It'll be done soon, so let's all
get in the bath until then.
[14:43] child C/D
Aw...
[14:44] Shui
You'd better make it snappy...
[14:47] Shui
or the lick monster'll get ya!
[14:49] Shui
Get back here!
[14:53] child E
There's no hot water in the bath!
[14:56] director
Oh, my. Who was on bath duty today?
[15:02] child F
I'm sorry.
[15:04] child G
We were playing with Shui, and we forgot.
[15:07] director
Thank you for being honest.
[15:11] director
Everyone makes mistakes.
[15:14] director
It's important not to cover them up,
but to admit them and learn from them.
[15:19] child F/G
Yes, ma'am.
[15:21] director
But if we gather water now and heat it
with firewood, it will take too long.
[15:27] director
Let's forego baths for the day.
[15:31] Lammis
Boxxo?
[15:33] Lammis
You've turned into another
shape I've never seen before.
[15:36] protagonist
My fourth form change for the day!
[15:38] protagonist
A hot spring vending machine!
[15:41] Lammis
Huh, what's this long thing?
[15:45] child A
Oh, wow!
[15:47] child F
It filled up so fast!
[15:50] child G
Boxxo's amazing!
[15:52] child C
I'm first in!
[15:54] child D
No fair!
[15:57] child E
Hey, no running!
[16:15] director
Boxxo, thank you for everything.
[16:19] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:20] director
I was concerned about Shui since
she's been so worried lately,
[16:26] director
but the way she seems today is a relief.
[16:29] director
Please look after her from now on.
[16:33] Boxxo
Hello there.
[16:34] child
Hey, look at all that!
[16:37] Shui
Come on, you guys. You don't
have to wolf it down.
[16:41] child
I want to try some!
[16:43] protagonist
I might as well provide some underwear,
t-shirts, and towels later.
[16:47] protagonist
Or am I just teaching them that
it's good to accept handouts?
[16:52] protagonist
I'm never sure how involved
to get at times like this.
[16:57] Lammis
Your lighting was flickering.
[17:00] Lammis
Were you having weird thoughts?
[17:03] protagonist
Great.
[17:04] protagonist
Apparently, I do that involuntarily
whenever I'm thinking about something.
[17:08] Lammis
You should have more confidence.
[17:11] Lammis
You're the one who's given them delicious
food and put smiles on their faces.
[17:17] protagonist
Lammis is amazing.
[17:20] protagonist
She understands what an inarticulate
vending machine is thinking
[17:23] protagonist
and expresses her concern.
[17:26] protagonist
I'm so glad it was Lammis
who first found me.
[17:36] protagonist
A cave where you can't see the sky...
[17:39] protagonist
I think it'd be hard to
tell morning from night.
[17:43] Shui
Boxxo, you did a lot of work today.
[17:47] Shui
Everyone's delighted,
and I couldn't be more grateful.
[17:49] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[17:52] Shui
Today must have been expensive for you.
[17:55] Shui
I promise to make it up
to you. I just need some time.
[18:00] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:01] Shui
Huh? You won't wait?
[18:03] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:04] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[18:06] Shui
Um...
[18:08] Shui
Maybe that means I don't need to pay?
[18:11] Boxxo
Hello there.
[18:16] Shui
The bubbles!
[18:18] Shui
Nice! I was just thinking
I could use one of these!
[18:22] protagonist
Don't chug it like that!
[18:26] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[18:29] Shui
O-Oh yeah.
[18:30] Shui
Did you know this Origin stratum is a place
[18:34] Shui
anyone who goes into the
dungeon is sure to visit?
[18:37] Boxxo
Too bad.
[18:38] Shui
Unless you enter this stratum first
and reach the transfer circle within,
[18:43] Shui
you can't move to any other strata.
[18:46] Shui
Well, if someone can't handle
traversing the Origin stratum,
[18:50] Shui
they have no business moving
on to other strata.
[18:54] protagonist
Does that mean all the innkeepers,
merchants, et cetera made it through here?
[18:59] Shui
There are lots of people left in this
stratum who, for whatever reason,
[19:04] Shui
never made it to the transfer circle within.
[19:07] Shui
This place is where children
who were abandoned here,
[19:10] Shui
and who don't know the light of the
sun or the touch of the wind, gather.
[19:17] Shui
My wish is for everyone here to be happy.
[19:21] Shui
Wow, I've been a real blabbermouth today.
[19:25] Shui
I'd like you to forget what I just said.
[19:27] Shui
I'm turning in for the day.
[19:29] Shui
Good night.
[19:35] boss
This the place?
[19:37] flunky A
Yeah, boss.
[19:39] flunky B
I heard there's an unusual magic item.
[19:42] protagonist
The first customers in a
while who're here for me.
[19:45] protagonist
I guess I got carried away,
given this place isn't exactly safe.
[19:49] boss
It really spits out unlimited food?
[19:52] flunky A
Saw it with my own eyes.
[19:55] protagonist
Now, what to do?
[19:57] protagonist
I could wake Lammis and
Shui up with a loud noise,
[20:00] protagonist
but there's a chance the children
would be exposed to danger.
[20:04] protagonist
Okay!
[20:05] protagonist
This week's vending machine surprise!
[20:09] flunky B
What's this smoke?
[20:12] flunky C
I heard a weird sound, too.
[20:16] flunky A
D-Do you hear water and wind howling?
[20:20] boss
Th-There're no rivers
or springs around here!
[20:23] boss
It's your imagination!
[20:26] protagonist
Finally, the barrier!
[20:29] flunky A
Ow!
[20:30] boss
We're gettin' out of here, dammit!
[20:34] flunky A
Wait for us, boss!
[20:37] Boxxo
Too bad.
[20:39] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
[20:45] Lammis
This sort of thing happened overnight?!
[20:47] Shui
Those are former hunters who
set up a base near here.
[20:52] director
Lapsing into criminal activity! Such bad boys.
[20:59] director
Shui, I'm going out for a while.
[21:02] director
Can I leave the children in your care?
[21:05] Shui
Y-Yes, ma'am...
[21:11] Shui
I haven't seen her get
seriously mad in a while.
[21:15] Shui
The director taught me archery,
and she used to be an expert hunter.
[21:20] Shui
She and Director Bear used to
go raiding in the labyrinth,
[21:24] Shui
and even Captain Kerioyl admits
she's better than him.
[21:27] Lammis
You don't say.
[21:31] protagonist
An hour later, the director
came back all smiles.
[21:32] child
Where'd you go?
[21:34] child
Welcome back!
[21:35] director
Boxxo, they were more than
happy to listen to reason.
[21:41] director
They'll never come meddle with you again.
[21:44] protagonist
I see there are no arrows
left in her quiver.
[21:49] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[21:51] protagonist
That's Shui's teacher for you.
[21:53] protagonist
I wonder if that means Shui will
one day become like the director.
[22:00] Shui
What's up?
[22:01] Boxxo
Too bad.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN The Dead's Lament Stratum
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E11 - The Dead's Lament Stratum
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[00:02] Lammis
The Dead's Lament stratum?!
[00:06] crow
Fools! Fools!
[00:06] Kerioyl
Yeah. We're planning a campaign there,
so would you guys like to take part?
[00:12] Hulemy
I think that stratum is filled with creepy
things like corpse fiends and skeleton fiends.
[00:19] Lammis
Are you really going there?
[00:21] Kerioyl
That's the plan. You wouldn't have time?
[00:24] Lammis
No, it's not that...
[00:28] Hulemy
Lammis, you've always been bad
with scary stories and such.
[00:32] Hulemy
You're afraid, aren't you?
[00:33] Lammis
N-No I'm not!
[00:34] Lammis
I'm not a child anymore, so it's fine!
[00:38] Kerioyl
Oh, you can't handle scary stuff.
[00:40] Kerioyl
But the enemies there are just moving
corpses, skeletons, and ghosts.
[00:46] Kerioyl
No sweat!
[00:47] Filmina
Captain, it's typical for those to be scary.
[00:51] Filmina
Not everyone has your nerves of steel.
[00:57] Hulemy
Everything I know, I've heard secondhand,
[01:01] Hulemy
but what kind of place is
the Dead's Lament stratum?
[01:04] Filmina
Let's see.
[01:06] Filmina
The sky is constantly covered in thick
cloud, lightning flashes, it's chilly,
[01:12] Filmina
and there are gravestones all over the
place that look ready to fall apart.
[01:17] protagonist
I didn't know Lammis had this
much trouble with scary things.
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN The Dead's Lament Stratum
[02:55] crows
Fools! Fools!
[02:58] Kerioyl
Lammis, are you scared for real?
[03:01] Lammis
O-O-Of course I'm not!
[03:04] Lammis
I'm not some child who's afraid of ghosts!
[03:07] Hulemy
Take it easy.
[03:08] Hulemy
When you were a kid,
all it took was a scary story,
[03:11] Hulemy
and you couldn't venture
to the bathroom all night.
[03:13] Lammis
Hulemy!
[03:15] Lammis
You don't have to bring
up the ancient past.
[03:18] Kerioyl
But if Lammis can't go, the question
becomes, "Who's going to carry Boxxo?"
[03:24] Kerioyl
Nobody in our current group
has that kind of strength.
[03:28] Filmina
That is true.
[03:29] Filmina
If Boxxo does not accompany us,
[03:32] Filmina
a long-term campaign becomes
impossible due to food issues.
[03:36] Kerioyl
The stratum lord there isn't
just going to sit in one place,
[03:40] Kerioyl
so searching for it won't be easy.
[03:43] Kerioyl
Besides...
[03:45] Lammis
W-Wait a minute!
[03:46] Lammis
I never said I wouldn't go!
[03:49] Lammis
I'll be totally fine!
[03:51] Lammis
In fact, I'm good with scary stuff!
[03:54] Hulemy
Then you should be fine going
to the Dead's Lament stratum.
[03:58] Lammis
S-Sure...
[04:00] Kerioyl
Cool, that decides things!
[04:03] Kerioyl
Okay, we'll go on ahead.
[04:05] Aka
We'll be along as soon as things are ready.
[04:09] Lammis
What about Filmina?
[04:11] Kerioyl
She's not going this time.
[04:13] Shui
The vice captain's easily frightened.
[04:16] Aka/Shiro
Yep, yep.
SIGN ho ho ho ho
[04:20] Lammis
No fair.
[04:34] Kerioyl
Here we are.
[04:36] Kerioyl
And here we'll stay for a while.
[04:38] Lammis
W-W-W-W-We're going to camp here?!
[04:41] protagonist
She's such a chicken,
she's practically clucking.
[04:44] Kerioyl
Say the word anytime if
you can't take anymore.
[04:47] Kerioyl
We'll go back to Clearflow Lake stratum.
[04:50] Lammis
Wh-Wh-Whatcha talkin' 'bout?!
[04:53] Lammis
Ah'm fine!
[04:55] Kerioyl
Okay, in we go.
[05:07] hostess
Welcome.
[05:09] hostess
I've been waiting for you.
[05:16] hostess
Oh?
[05:17] Kerioyl
Oh, man.
[05:19] Kerioyl
It's that big a problem for her?
[05:21] Hulemy
Believe it or not, it was
worse when we were kids.
[05:25] Hulemy
We can carry Lammis to
her room, but what about Boxxo?
[05:33] Kerioyl
Oh! Thanks, Boxxo!
[05:35] Kerioyl
Ma'am, do you mind if we set
Boxxo up in front of the inn?
[05:40] hostess
No.
[05:41] hostess
He must be the much-talked-about
magic item with a mind of its own.
[05:48] hostess
What a mystery.
[05:52] Hulemy
You know, Lammis has always been like that.
[05:56] Hulemy
Tell a scary story, and she'd cover
her ears and start shouting.
[06:02] Hulemy
It takes me back.
[06:04] protagonist
She's grumbling about her,
but these two are quite close.
[06:08] protagonist
At times, they're like sisters.
[06:11] Hulemy
Usually she'd have run for it by now,
[06:14] Hulemy
but it looks like she can't
bear to leave this time.
[06:17] protagonist
I wonder if she's trying to put up with it
[06:19] protagonist
because she thinks there'd
be nobody left to carry me.
[06:22] Hulemy
Don't tell me you're misreading
the situation, Boxxo.
[06:26] Hulemy
When it comes to why Lammis is stubbornly
trying to control her fear...
[06:30] Hulemy
Wait, it'll hurt her feelings if I tell you.
[06:33] Boxxo
Too bad.
[06:35] Hulemy
Well, take your time thinking it over.
[06:42] protagonist
What could it be?
[06:58] protagonist
Is that a...
[07:02] protagonist
Those are flame scolls!
[07:06] protagonist
But they're just wandering around.
[07:09] protagonist
What're they trying to do?
[07:14] protagonist
This is like an outdoor haunted house.
[07:17] protagonist
Might as well play it safe
and put up a barrier.
[07:21] protagonist
It also wouldn't hurt to try out
a number of anti-undead goods.
[07:26] protagonist
Well, salt is the old standard.
SIGN Natural Rock Salt
[07:30] Boxxo
I'll give rock salt a try.
[07:37] Boxxo
No good.
[07:38] Boxxo
What else might have an effect?
[07:41] Boxxo
Oh, how about that?!
[07:46] Boxxo
If they're ghosts, maybe these will work!
[07:49] Boxxo
Here! Here! How's this?!
[07:55] Boxxo
Nothing happened.
[07:57] Boxxo
Maybe it takes more of them!
[08:02] Hulemy
Hey, Boxxo. You get any sleep last night?
[08:06] Hulemy
What's all this?!
[08:09] protagonist
I tried things all night, but they had no effect
whatsoever on these otherworldly monsters.
[08:16] protagonist
As soon as Shui and the
others arrived belatedly,
[08:20] protagonist
Captain Kerioyl ordered them to go explore.
[08:22] protagonist
The captain himself said he would bring
back some help for tackling this stratum,
[08:27] protagonist
and then he went off somewhere.
[08:32] hostess
Mister Boxxo.
[08:37] hostess
Did you enjoy last night?
[08:40] protagonist
When did she get here?!
[08:42] protagonist
She's like a ghost.
[08:44] hostess
When night falls here, monsters appear
even in the middle of the village.
[08:50] hostess
So only those with confidence in their
skills are allowed to venture out.
[08:55] protagonist
Wish you had told me that ahead of time.
[08:58] hostess
The monsters here envy the living.
[09:02] hostess
And so to you, they are harmless.
[09:05] hostess
I suspect you were never attacked.
[09:08] protagonist
So that's why they didn't crowd me,
and they were just peering into buildings.
[09:14] hostess
You are more akin to them
than you are to us.
[09:19] hostess
Ah, I beg your pardon.
[09:22] protagonist
Well, I'm basically a vending machine
possessed by a soul, so you're not wrong.
[09:29] protagonist
But I'm not so sure I'm more
akin to a ghost than you are.
[09:36] Lammis
Sorry about yesterday, Boxxo.
[09:39] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:46] Lammis
Things can't keep going like this.
[09:50] Boxxo
Too bad.
[09:51] Lammis
It really is too bad.
[09:54] protagonist
Uh-oh. She's in negative mode,
and she's taking me literally.
[10:00] Hulemy
This isn't like you, y'know.
[10:02] Hulemy
If it's a weakness, just overcome it.
[10:05] Hulemy
Isn't that right?
[10:07] Lammis
R-Right!
[10:08] Lammis
Yeah, all I have to do is get used to it!
[10:11] Hulemy
Well said.
[10:12] Hulemy
Now, I'm going to give you a crash
course in overcoming your fear.
[10:15] Lammis
Crash course?
[10:18] Lammis
Please do, Instructor!
[10:21] Hulemy
Then let's start with you
strolling through this village.
[10:25] Lammis
Strolling?!
[10:28] Lammis
Doesn't seem possible!
[10:29] Hulemy
You gave in too soon!
[10:31] Hulemy
It's just a little gloomy over there,
so it shouldn't be too scary.
[10:35] Lammis
Yes, but the mood is different here!
[10:38] Lammis
If Clearflow Lake stratum is a frog fiend,
this place is a king frog fiend!
[10:43] protagonist
That sort of makes sense,
and sort of doesn't.
[10:46] Hulemy
Then will you give up and go back
to Clearflow Lake stratum alone?
[10:50] Lammis
I don't want to!
[10:51] Hulemy
Then all you can do is tough it out.
[10:54] Lammis
Y-Yeah, but...
[10:56] Hulemy
Okay, at the village entrance
is a general store.
[11:00] Hulemy
First, go buy some
restorative potions there.
[11:02] Lammis
Fine.
[11:04] Lammis
Let's go, Boxxo.
[11:07] Hulemy
By yourself.
[11:09] Lammis
You kidding?
[11:11] Hulemy
I'm serious.
[11:14] Lammis
I-I'll do it!
[11:16] Lammis
J-Just you watch. I'm not a child!
This'll be easy!
[11:21] Lammis
I can do this.
[11:23] Lammis
It'll work.
[11:24] Lammis
I won't lose!
[11:25] protagonist
I wonder if this is how a parent feels while
watching their child go on their first errand.
[11:33] Lammis
Screw that!
[11:41] protagonist
There, there. That sure was scary.
[11:43] protagonist
Have some warm corn soup
or something, and settle down.
[11:46] protagonist
Maybe something sweet to
drink would be better.
[11:49] Hulemy
Don't coddle her.
[11:50] protagonist
Sorry, Lammis. Looks like that's a no-go.
[11:56] Lammis
Y-You know, my job is to carry Boxxo,
so I think it's no use if I don't have him.
[12:02] Hulemy
Okay, fine. Go ahead and do it that way.
[12:06] Lammis
Yeah! With Boxxo, I'll be fine!
[12:09] protagonist
It's true.
[12:10] protagonist
Even in a haunted house, it's a world of
difference between going through alone,
[12:13] protagonist
and doing it with a vending
machine on your...
[12:15] protagonist
I guess I've never seen anyone like that.
[12:18] Lammis
Boxxo, you still there?!
[12:20] Lammis
You're on my back?!
[12:21] Boxxo
Hello there.
[12:23] Lammis
Really?
[12:24] Lammis
You're really there?
[12:25] Boxxo
Hello there.
[12:27] Lammis
Don't you fall off my back. You had better not!
[12:31] protagonist
She's like a kid learning
how to ride a bike.
[12:34] Lammis
I'll try.
[12:37] Lammis
I'll do my best.
[12:40] Lammis
So let's go exploring together.
[12:46] protagonist
I see, Lammis is desperately trying to
overcome her fear so she and I can be together.
[12:53] protagonist
Then I should help her any way I can!
SIGN Change Paint Color
SIGN Add Markings
SIGN Switch Design
SIGN Electric Bulletin Board
SIGN Aroma Diffuser
[12:58] protagonist
This device uses the scent of the
merchandise to draw people to a vending machine.
[13:03] protagonist
Let's go ahead and try some coffee aroma.
[13:08] Lammis
What's that?
[13:09] Lammis
Something smells good.
[13:11] protagonist
Now, step two!
[13:18] Lammis
Huh? Now I can hear some nice music!
[13:22] protagonist
Good! Looks like it worked.
[13:25] protagonist
Maybe I'm too generous?
[13:31] Lammis
Guys!
[13:32] Lammis
Look, look! I've got this down pat now!
[13:35] Lammis
I'm not afraid anymore!
[13:37] Aka
Oh!
[13:38] Shiro
Wow!
[13:39] Shui
You did it!
[13:40] Hulemy
Okay, time to move on to the next step.
[13:43] Lammis
Whatever it is, bring it on!
[13:45] Hulemy
Listen to you. Next, remove
Boxxo and go around the—
[13:50] Lammis
Not happening.
[13:51] Lammis
That, I won't do.
[13:52] protagonist
Talk about firm resolve.
[13:54] protagonist
That's impressive! And admirable!
[13:57] Kerioyl
Ah, here you are!
[13:59] Kerioyl
I brought back more explorers!
[14:02] Hulemy
Oh, the Band of Gluttons!
They're dependable!
[14:06] Lammis
Mishuel!
[14:08] Mishuel
Hello again.
[14:09] Suco/Pell
Thanks for having us!
[14:11] protagonist
So, he really did contact
the Menagerie of Fools.
[14:15] protagonist
I don't doubt his fighting power.
[14:17] protagonist
But will he be able to
communicate in a group this big?
[14:21] Kerioyl
You guys know Mishuel, don't you?
[14:24] Kerioyl
He's joined the Menagerie
of Fools on a trial basis.
[14:28] Kerioyl
This campaign will let
him be sure about us.
[14:31] Kerioyl
Right?
[14:32] Mishuel
Not at all. I just want to make
sure I don't slow everyone down,
[14:37] Mishuel
and see whether I can smoothly handle teamwork.
[14:39] protagonist
He seems like he's being modest, but I know
it's that latter part that's important.
[14:46] Kerioyl
Well, I'll say it again.
[14:48] Kerioyl
Our goal in coming to the
Dead's Lament stratum
[14:51] Kerioyl
is to find the stratum lord,
the King of Souls, and defeat him.
[14:55] Kerioyl
There are lots of difficult monsters here,
but you guys'll have no problem.
[14:59] Mikenne
I don't really get it myself,
[15:01] Mikenne
but I hear humans have trouble with dark
places and monsters like corpse fiends.
[15:05] Suco
Oh, they do?
[15:07] Short
I know I don't like corpse fiends.
They smell like rotten meat.
[15:11] Pell
That smell will kill your appetite.
[15:15] protagonist
Looks like humans and beast people
perceive horror differently.
[15:19] Kerioyl
The plan is to start by
way of one-day searches.
[15:22] Kerioyl
Everybody get prepared.
[15:24] Menagerie of Fools/Band of Gluttons
Okay!
[15:26] protagonist
Lammis, that's not a good sound to hear.
[15:33] Mikenne
Why did they put graves outside the village?
[15:36] Short
You know, Mikenne, reasons.
[15:38] Short
Why, though?
[15:39] Suco
Neither Mikenne nor Short know why.
For the heck of it, I bet.
[15:43] Pell
I don't know...
[15:44] Pell
But if you left an offering,
monsters could eat it. What a waste.
[15:49] Kerioyl
Everyone, stop!
[15:52] Kerioyl
Just like I figured.
[15:59] Shui
Now it's our turn!
[16:01] Aka
You ready, Shiro?
[16:02] Shiro
I was born ready, Aka.
[16:04] Mishuel
We're ready anytime.
[16:06] Kerioyl
Good.
[16:08] Kerioyl
Let's go!
[16:14] Lammis
Wow.
[16:16] protagonist
Hey, it's no contest.
[16:22] protagonist
After watching for several days,
[16:25] protagonist
it occurred to me that the monsters look
like they're peering into the windows with envy.
[16:29] protagonist
Maybe the rumors are true that,
unlike typical monsters,
[16:34] protagonist
the ones here are based on dead humans.
[16:37] protagonist
That made me scream!
[16:39] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[16:41] protagonist
Or not.
[16:42] protagonist
Curse this body that only uses canned
phrases even at times like this.
[16:49] protagonist
If he doesn't mean me harm, but is only
looking at me with a child's curiosity,
[16:55] protagonist
I guess it'd be sad to be unkind to him.
[16:58] Boxxo
Hello there.
[17:01] protagonist
Huh?
[17:02] protagonist
H-Hey, stop!
[17:05] protagonist
Come on, don't paw at me!
[17:07] protagonist
I'll give you this.
[17:15] protagonist
There, drink up.
[17:19] protagonist
That's right.
[17:36] protagonist
Looks like the monsters have
come to loiter again tonight.
[17:43] protagonist
Is that the same one from yesterday?
[17:45] protagonist
In that case...
[17:52] protagonist
Huh?
[17:53] protagonist
Does he like me or something?
[17:55] protagonist
No way.
[17:58] protagonist
He's probably just a kid expecting a treat.
[18:01] protagonist
He came by night after night.
[18:04] protagonist
This surprises even me, but I'm starting
to enjoy this late-night interaction.
[18:11] protagonist
Exploration is going smoothly,
[18:12] protagonist
and this is the first night we're
spending outside the village.
[18:17] protagonist
I guess I can't give orange juice
to the corpse fiend child today.
[18:21] protagonist
Well, we'll return tomorrow,
so he can go without for a day.
[18:27] protagonist
A corpse fiend!
[18:29] protagonist
There's just one, but it
seems to be headed this way.
[18:34] Shiro
Aka, want to wake the others?
[18:36] Aka
We'll be fine if it's just one, Shiro.
[18:39] protagonist
Okay, I'll help, too.
[18:46] protagonist
Huh? Is that him?!
[18:48] Shiro
A child. I feel bad, but...
[18:51] Aka
...rest in peace!
[18:52] Boxxo
Too bad!
[19:01] Aka
What's with the shouting, Boxxo?
[19:04] protagonist
Could that corpse fiend child
be the same one who's been...
[19:09] Aka
This is from one of your drinks, Boxxo.
[19:12] Aka
Where did he get it?
[19:14] protagonist
I know it's wrong to get mad at Aka.
[19:17] protagonist
I know that, but...
[19:20] protagonist
My wiring feels like it's gonna short out.
[19:23] Shiro
He also dropped a copper coin.
[19:24] Aka
Don't tell me he was
trying to buy something?
[19:27] Aka
No, that can't be.
[19:29] Mikenne
I don't know if it was that corpse fiend,
[19:32] Mikenne
but there was one staring
this way from a distance.
[19:34] Mikenne
It didn't try anything,
so I was ignoring it.
[19:37] protagonist
So in other words, he was trying to put a
coin in me after seeing others buy things.
[19:46] protagonist
What a fool.
[19:47] protagonist
Children don't need to
worry about such things.
[19:50] protagonist
Besides, all he had was one copper coin.
[19:53] protagonist
That wouldn't be enough.
[19:56] Boxxo
Please insert coins.
[20:02] protagonist
You want the usual?
[20:08] Kerioyl
Okay, good job everyone.
[20:11] Kerioyl
We have a good idea where
the King of Souls is.
[20:14] Hulemy
You've thought of a way
to deal with him, right?
[20:17] Kerioyl
Well, I was going to compare notes with you.
[20:21] Kerioyl
Do you know what kind of
monster the King of Souls is?
[20:24] Hulemy
I believe it's said he's something
of a great magic user.
[20:29] Kerioyl
Yeah, that's quite right.
[20:31] Kerioyl
He uses many different elemental spells,
[20:33] Kerioyl
and his magic power is apparently vast,
which lets him fire them off quickly.
[20:36] Hulemy
Right, so what will you do about his magic?
[20:39] Kerioyl
Don't we have someone we can depend on
to defend against any sort of attack?
[20:45] Lammis
Huh? Do you mean Boxxo?
[20:47] Kerioyl
Correct, Lammis.
[20:49] Kerioyl
Boxxo's barrier is an all-purpose
shield that can block magic as well.
[20:53] Kerioyl
It's fine if you rush the enemy and take
him down or just keep him distracted.
[21:00] protagonist
Ah, so that's how it is.
[21:02] protagonist
This was the real reason he
wanted to bring me along.
[21:06] Hulemy
True.
[21:07] Hulemy
Word is, he also blocked the spells cast
by those guys who were after Mishuel.
[21:11] Kerioyl
How about it, Boxxo?
[21:13] Kerioyl
I'll redo the plan if you don't
think it'll work, but will it?
[21:17] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:18] Boxxo
That's our Boxxo! You're the man!
[21:22] Lammis
If Boxxo says okay, I'm fine with it too.
[21:24] Kerioyl
That settles it.
[21:26] Kerioyl
As the name suggests, the King of Souls
has a number of monsters serving him.
[21:31] Kerioyl
Let us handle those little guys.
[21:34] Lammis
Okay!
[21:35] Hulemy
Lammis, don't get too worked up.
[21:37] Lammis
I know!
[21:38] Kerioyl
Don't forget that everyone's
agreed to be here.
[21:42] Kerioyl
Well, the rest depends on what happens
when we reach the King of Souls.
[21:46] Kerioyl
For now, let's drink to lift our spirits!
[21:48] everyone
Cheers!
[21:53] Lammis
Boxxo, let's make 'em proud!
[21:55] Boxxo
Hello there.
[21:57] protagonist
Once this quest ends safely, I wouldn't
mind us having another toast!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine
[23:35] Boxxo
Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
I look forward to your next use.
E12 - What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine
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[00:09] Shiro
Captain! Aka says he found a monster up
ahead that appears to be the King of Souls!
[00:13] Kerioyl
Found him, huh?
[00:15] Lammis
Boxxo, it's a big responsibility,
but let's do our best.
[00:19] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine
[00:27] Kerioyl
What's the situation?
[00:29] Aka
Up ahead are the King of Souls and
the monsters under his command.
[00:33] Aka
Five corpse fiends, five undead,
eight skeleton fiends, and four flame scolls.
[00:39] Kerioyl
Twenty-two in all.
[00:42] Kerioyl
Not undoable, but...
[00:44] Shui
We could have wiped them out with magic
if the vice captain were here.
[00:48] Shui
Maybe I can take several with
arrows before we get close.
[00:52] Kerioyl
I'd like to at least start by
whittling down their numbers.
[00:57] Mishuel
Boxxo!
[00:58] Lammis
Have you thought of something?
[01:05] Hulemy
Looks like the device that sprays water.
[01:08] Hulemy
I'd say something comes out
of the tip if you pull this?
[01:11] Boxxo
Hello there.
[01:13] Mikenne
Something came out!
[01:15] Mikenne
It stinks.
[01:18] Hulemy
Is it safe to touch this?
[01:20] Boxxo
Hello there.
[01:24] Hulemy
It feels greasy, like oil.
[01:27] Hulemy
Let's try lighting it on fire.
[01:30] Mikenne
Hot! Hot!
[01:31] Hulemy
Look at it burn!
[01:33] Hulemy
We should douse the enemy
in this flammable oil?
[01:36] Boxxo
Hello there.
[01:42] Kerioyl
Okay, follow the plan.
[01:44] Kerioyl
Here goes!
[01:46] protagonist
Now! Eliminate just the plastic bottle!
[01:59] protagonist
Use the barrier to keep out flames,
heat, and carbon dioxide!
[02:14] protagonist
We're all set!
[02:16] protagonist
I'll protect us from any kind of magic!
[02:24] King of Souls
You defend against my magic?
[02:27] King of Souls
That pale blue light must be a barrier!
[02:46] Shui
Lammis!
[02:49] Pell
Skeleton fiends!
[02:51] Kerioyl
There's more of them now!
[02:53] protagonist
Guess we can't count on backup!
[02:55] King of Souls
Girl, there's something afoot
with that box on your back!
[03:00] Lammis
I wouldn't really know!
[03:03] King of Souls
O stones of ice!
[03:05] King of Souls
What? You withstand this?!
[03:08] King of Souls
Then I'll just blow you
and the barrier away!
[03:14] King of Souls
All too easy.
[03:21] King of Souls
What's happening? Is she hampering
the winds with magic?!
[03:25] protagonist
No, it's just her Blessing of Might.
[03:29] Lammis
It'll take more than wind or hail!
[03:33] Lammis
All or nothing!
[03:34] Lammis
Forward!
[03:36] Lammis
Crush!
[03:40] King of Souls
I see, it seems I misunderstood your power.
[03:45] King of Souls
But you'll be powerless against this!
[03:48] King of Souls
O earthen expanse, utter your wail!
[03:55] Lammis
H-Hey!
[03:56] Lammis
Wait a minute!
[03:57] protagonist
Form change!
[04:01] Lammis
Thanks, Boxxo!
[04:02] Boxxo
Hello there.
[04:04] King of Souls
Jaws of earth, close!
[04:10] King of Souls
Curse you!
[04:14] Shui
Got it!
[04:15] Shiro/Aka
Nice one, Shui!
[04:19] King of Souls
I don't need to rely on these!
[04:20] Lammis
No? Well I rely on something!
[04:24] Lammis
Boxxo!
[04:25] protagonist
Yeah!
[04:46] Kerioyl
Oh yeah!
[04:48] Kerioyl
Whoa!
[04:54] Shui
You did it!
[04:55] Lammis
Yeah!
[04:56] Kerioyl
I never thought the two of you
would take down the King of Souls.
[05:01] protagonist
Yeah!
[05:02] protagonist
All she needs is control of her power,
and Lammis will get stronger and stronger!
[05:07] King of Souls
Who do you people think I am?!
[05:11] Kerioyl
This punk's still barely alive.
[05:15] King of Souls
You deserve death for
treading upon my greatness!
[05:19] Kerioyl
Big talk for someone nearly dead himself.
[05:22] Kerioyl
I think I'll smash you
so we can get that coin.
[05:25] King of Souls
Coin? You think I'm merely a stratum—
[05:33] Kerioyl
Everyone scatter!
[05:45] protagonist
Wh-What?! Everything's gone black!
[05:46] Lammis
Boxxo, what is this?! What's happening?!
[05:48] audio guide
Points decreased by 500.
[05:55] protagonist
It stopped?
[06:01] Lammis
G-Guys!
[06:03] Mishuel
What a blunder!
[06:14] Netherlord
I wasn't aware there are any who
can survive my Dark Torrent.
[06:18] Netherlord
I'll take back this Arm of the Dead
that clings to light.
[06:33] Netherlord
Superior magic items belong
to superior users.
[06:37] Netherlord
Don't you agree, visitor from another world?
[06:41] protagonist
He knows who I really am!
[06:44] Lammis
Wh-Who're you?!
[06:47] Netherlord
My name? That is long forgotten.
[06:50] Netherlord
But I suppose I am often
called the Netherlord.
[06:56] Netherlord
So, this is a stratum lord's coin.
[07:00] Netherlord
It is of no interest.
[07:05] Lammis
Wh-Why're you doing this?
[07:08] Netherlord
Why, you ask?
[07:10] Netherlord
What is wrong with me hunting?
[07:13] Netherlord
Didn't you, in turn, attack the King of Souls
to satisfy your own desires?
[07:18] Lammis
W-Well...
[07:20] Netherlord
You would say this is different
from that somehow?
[07:24] Netherlord
Well, human?
[07:31] Netherlord
Nice try.
[07:33] Netherlord
That's a phantom.
[07:38] Lammis
Mishuel!
[07:40] Netherlord
Trying to blindside me, eh?
[07:42] Netherlord
Care to enlighten me as to how
righteousness should work?
[07:46] Hulemy
Lammis!
[07:48] Hulemy
Don't try to fight that thing head-on!
[07:50] Hulemy
Boxxo!
[07:52] protagonist
Eliminate!
[07:55] Netherlord
Is that all you've got?
[07:57] Shui
Think again!
[08:02] Shui
Now's our chance to run!
[08:07] Netherlord
Oh?
[08:08] Hulemy
Make it quick!
[08:11] Kerioyl
We're leaving for now!
[08:13] Netherlord
You think you can escape?
[08:19] Netherlord
You're a troublesome one.
[08:23] Lammis
Hulemy!
[08:25] Netherlord
Another blindside, after what I just said?
[08:33] Lammis
Shui!
[08:38] Lammis
Let them go!
[08:39] Hulemy
Run...
[08:42] Shui
Hurry...
[08:43] Shui
Take the others...
[08:49] Netherlord
The touching human spirit of self-sacrifice.
[08:53] Netherlord
Very well.
[09:00] Lammis
Stop it!
[09:13] Lammis
You promised you'd always help me out.
[09:19] Lammis
Everyone is waiting at the orphanage.
[09:22] Lammis
So, please...
[09:25] Lammis
I'm begging you, open your eyes!
[09:30] Netherlord
It seems these two want
to stay asleep forever.
[09:40] protagonist
Not good!
[09:41] protagonist
She's lost herself to anger!
[09:42] protagonist
At this rate...
[09:49] Boxxo
You-he-ad-too bad.
[09:51] Lammis
I know, Boxxo.
[09:53] Lammis
You're telling me to calm down?
[09:55] Boxxo
Hello there.
[09:56] Lammis
But if someone doesn't do something
about him, we'll all be killed here.
[10:02] protagonist
I know, that's why I have a plan!
[10:04] protagonist
But if it doesn't work correctly,
you'll just die for nothing!
[10:10] Netherlord
What's the matter? Done attacking?
[10:13] Netherlord
Then it's time for you to
provide me with entertainment.
[10:18] Netherlord
Bore!
[10:20] protagonist
Be in time!
[10:25] Netherlord
So prosaic.
[10:28] Lammis
Thanks, Boxxo.
[10:30] Boxxo
Hello there.
[10:33] Lammis
I believe in you, Boxxo.
[10:36] Lammis
That's why I won't lose to that creep!
[10:39] protagonist
That's right, I believe, too.
[10:42] protagonist
In you and in your strength!
[10:47] Lammis
Boxxo?
[10:48] Boxxo
You might win an extra item!
[10:50] Lammis
I get it.
[10:51] Lammis
You've got some plan.
[10:53] Boxxo
Hello there.
[10:55] Lammis
Let's go, then!
[11:01] Netherlord
It looks like you've finished
saying your good-byes.
[11:05] Netherlord
But there's no call for sorrow.
[11:07] Netherlord
You'll be reunited with those two soon,
[11:11] Netherlord
by way of my most powerful technique.
[11:14] protagonist
Now!
[11:15] protagonist
Eject Lammis at full power from the barrier!
[11:21] Lammis
Go!
[11:24] protagonist
No you don't!
[11:25] protagonist
Reject the balloons at full power, too!
[11:29] Netherlord
This is absurd.
[11:49] Netherlord
I never thought you'd break
the Arm of the Dead.
[11:57] Netherlord
I look forward to seeing
how your group develops.
[12:00] Netherlord
Come and seek vengeance anytime.
[12:09] Lammis
Hulemy! Hulemy!
[12:13] Lammis
You're promised you'd help me, didn't you?!
[12:17] Lammis
That you'd stick with me!
[12:20] Lammis
Hulemy!
[12:22] Lammis
Shui, too! Let's eat together again!
[12:26] Lammis
Open your eyes!
[12:30] Kerioyl
That son of a bitch!
[12:33] Kerioyl
Shui! Shui!
[12:36] Kerioyl
I won't let you go!
[12:38] Kerioyl
I swear I won't let any of my people go!
[12:41] Lammis
Captain...
[12:42] Kerioyl
Don't just sit there!
[12:43] Kerioyl
You learned at the association
what to do at times like this!
[12:47] Lammis
Right!
[12:49] protagonist
Cardiac massage.
[12:51] protagonist
Which means cardiac arrest!
[12:54] protagonist
In that case!
[12:59] Kerioyl
If Boxxo changed, it probably
means we should use this.
[13:03] Lammis
But I've never seen this kind.
[13:06] [SONG] text (white background)
Automated External Defibrillator
Release the lock and open this door
[13:06] protagonist
It's no wonder.
[13:07] protagonist
Even in my old world, not many
people know how to use an AED.
[13:12] protagonist
That holds even more true
for this world's people.
[13:15] [SONG] text (red background)
Release the lock and open this door
[13:15] protagonist
But I don't have time to explain!
SIGN Abilities
SIGN Coin Conversion
SIGN Vending Compartment Shock Absorber
SIGN Transformation
SIGN Telekinesis
SIGN Change Paint Color
[13:19] protagonist
I'll spend all the points I have!
[13:24] Lammis
It's floating.
[13:26] Lammis
Are you doing this, Boxxo?!
[13:28] Boxxo
Hello there.
SIGN Use according to voice
and visual instructions
[13:31] audio guide
Expose the patient's chest and retrieve
the square bag from the lid.
[13:36] audio guide
Rip open the bag and take out the pads.
[13:39] Lammis
O-Okay!
[13:41] protagonist
Now for the hard part.
[13:43] protagonist
To help increase the
likelihood of resuscitation,
[13:45] protagonist
I'll raise dexterity with
my remaining points!
[13:49] Lammis
Boxxo, I'm done!
[13:51] Lammis
Is this good?
[13:52] Boxxo
Hello there.
[13:54] protagonist
Okay, first!
[14:01] audio guide
Do not touch the body.
[14:03] audio guide
Now measuring electrocardiogram.
[14:05] audio guide
Do not touch the body.
[14:08] audio guide
Electric shock is required.
[14:09] audio guide
Move away from the body.
[14:12] protagonist
Please work!
[14:16] audio guide
Electric shock has been performed.
[14:17] audio guide
Begin cardiac massage immediately.
[14:20] Lammis
Okay!
[14:26] protagonist
No...
[14:28] protagonist
It was too late.
[14:30] protagonist
My treatment was too slow!
[14:32] Lammis
Hulemy, Boxxo helped, so you'll be fine now!
[14:36] Lammis
So please, open your eyes!
[14:39] Lammis
Hulemy!
[14:45] Hulemy
Huh? What was I...
[14:48] Lammis
Hulemy!
[14:50] Lammis
Hulemy! Hulemy!
[14:50] Kerioyl
Boxxo, do Shui, too!
[14:52] Boxxo
Hello there.
[14:58] Shui
Captain...
[15:00] Shui
And you guys, too. What happened?
[15:04] Shui
C-Captain?!
[15:05] Kerioyl
You had me so worried, dummy!
[15:08] Shui
Hey! Captain, it's hard to breathe!
[15:11] Shui
What's got into you?
[15:11] protagonist
The people of this world are
sturdier than I thought.
[15:13] Shui
Come on Captain, I need to breathe!
[15:18] Mishuel
I sincerely apologize!
[15:21] Mishuel
I was accompanying you, yet I still
exposed you both to danger!
[15:25] Hulemy
Don't feel so bad.
[15:26] Hulemy
I talked big, too, and then
couldn't do anything.
[15:30] Shui
Me too.
[15:31] Hulemy
Still, the Netherlord. That guy's bad news.
[15:36] Hulemy
We've got to inform Director Bear
as soon as possible.
[15:39] protagonist
True, he was a monstrous opponent.
[15:42] protagonist
The next time we meet, will I be
able to protect everyone?
[15:48] protagonist
Several days later, Hulemy and Shui recovered,
[15:51] protagonist
and we returned to Clearflow Lake stratum.
[15:55] protagonist
And then we reported the
incident to Director Bear.
[16:00] Director Bear
The Netherlord, huh?
[16:02] Hulemy
You know something about him?
[16:05] Director Bear
I've only read about him in old records, but I
suspect he's a general serving the Demon Lord.
[16:13] protagonist
In other words, there's someone
even stronger than him*!
[16:17] Director Bear
I'm going to request an emergency meeting
with the directors of each stratum.
[16:23] Director Bear
I want everyone to get plenty of rest
in case anything unexpected happens.
[16:27] Lammis
Yes, sir!
[16:31] Lammis
Missus, I'm back!
[16:33] missus
Lammis! I was worried!
[16:36] missus
You're not hurt at all?
[16:37] Lammis
Nope.
[16:40] Munami
Lammis!
[16:44] protagonist
I feel like I've seen this before.
[16:47] Munami
You okay?! You're not hurt anywhere?!
[16:50] Lammis
I-I'm fine.
[16:52] Munami
Good!
[16:54] Munami
I heard you fought an enemy stronger than
a stratum lord, and I was so worried!
[17:00] Lammis
Thank you, Munami.
[17:04] protagonist
Apparently the story about us fighting the*
Netherlord had spread throughout the village.
[17:10] Karios
We heard the news, Boxxo! Sounds like
you were the star of the show again!
[17:15] Boxxo
Too bad.
[17:16] Gorth
Don't be modest.
[17:17] Gorth
You drove off a monster
stronger than a stratum lord,
[17:20] Gorth
and you saved Hulemy's and Shui's lives.
[17:23] Shirley
You're an indispensable part
of this village now, Boxxo.
[17:28] protagonist
It makes me happy to hear that, but I...
[17:33] Suori
I heard about your heroism
as well, Mr. Boxxo.
[17:37] Suori
It makes me want to invite you
into my home all the more.
[17:41] Suori
Until then, I imagine it's inconvenient,
but put up with life with Lammis.
[17:48] Karios
Wh-What was all that?
[17:50] Gorth
Who knows?
[17:54] Mishuel
There are so many people in this village.
[17:57] Mikenne
Mishuel!
[17:58] Mishuel
Y-Yes?!
[18:00] Mishuel
Oh, it's the Band of Gluttons.
[18:02] Mishuel
What brings all of you here?
[18:04] Suco
What are you going to do after this?
[18:07] Mishuel
What?
[18:08] Pell
He's the "Netherlord," right?
I'm scared of an enemy that strong!
[18:13] Short
Please fight alongside us, Mishuel!
[18:18] Mishuel
The Netherlord defeated
me in that last battle.
[18:22] Suco
Mishuel...
[18:24] Mishuel
That's why I swear upon this sword...
[18:28] Mishuel
that next time, I won't lose!
[18:30] Mishuel
I will succeed in defending
my precious comrades.
[18:37] Mikenne/Short/Pell/Suco
Yay!
[18:40] Suco
You know it!
[18:41] Mikenne
Director Bear said he would summon
expert hunters from each stratum!
[18:41] Pell
I'm not so scared now!
[18:45] Mishuel
Huh?
[18:46] Short
About forty or fifty, was it?
[18:48] Suco
I heard it was two or three hundred.
[18:51] Pell
I wonder if we could gather up a thousand.
[18:56] Mikenne
Isn't that reassuring, Mishuel?
[19:01] Mishuel
Right...
[19:08] Filmina
What's the matter, Captain?
[19:11] Filmina
Captain?
[19:12] Kerioyl
What is it that we're doing, anyway?
[19:17] Kerioyl
I figure if I'm trying to get my own wish
granted, it's okay if I drop dead somewhere.
[19:23] Kerioyl
But now, I'm not so sure about
putting my people in danger
[19:29] Kerioyl
for some goal I don't even
know if we can accomplish.
[19:33] Filmina
Kerioyl...
[19:35] Aka
Since when do you go around
saying such timid things?
[19:39] Shiro
That's right. A look that serious
doesn't suit your face.
[19:43] Kerioyl
You guys...
[19:45] Aka
The fact that we follow you is
something we decided ourselves!
[19:51] Shiro
So Captain Kerioyl, keep moving
forward and don't worry.
[19:56] Shiro
Because we'll cover the rear.
[19:58] Filmina
I share their opinion.
[20:05] Kerioyl
When did you start saying
such commendable things?
[20:08] Kerioyl
Okay, tomorrow we go on the hunt!
[20:10] Kerioyl
Aka, Shiro! Go prepare thirty days'
worth of food! And you're paying!
[20:15] Aka
Th-Thirty days' worth?!
[20:17] Shiro
With our own money?!
[20:18] Filmina
On that note, Captain. We still
haven't been paid for this month.
[20:26] protagonist
One morning, Lammis put me on her
back and departed the village
[20:31] protagonist
without saying where we were going.
[20:35] protagonist
Where does she plan to go?
[20:38] Lammis
Here we are, Boxxo.
[20:44] protagonist
This is...
[20:45] Lammis
Do you remember, Boxxo?
[20:47] Lammis
This is where you and I first met.
[20:50] Boxxo
Hello there.
[20:52] Lammis
And it's the first place you ever saved me.
[20:57] protagonist
Lammis...
[20:59] Lammis
So many things have happened
since I got to know you.
[21:03] Lammis
Plenty of it was dangerous.
[21:06] Lammis
But each of those times,
you protected me and my friends.
[21:12] protagonist
You're wrong, Lammis.
[21:14] protagonist
We've just been lucky until now.
[21:16] protagonist
But during that last battle...
[21:19] Lammis
Boxxo, are you by chance thinking
it's your fault people got hurt?
[21:25] Lammis
That's not true.
[21:27] Lammis
Not true at all.
[21:29] Lammis
It's because you were there
that I didn't get hurt.
[21:33] Lammis
And it's thanks to you Hulemy
and Shui pulled through.
[21:38] Lammis
So don't think such sad things.
[21:43] Lammis
Please don't.
[21:46] protagonist
Lammis, I'm amazed you care for me
this much when I'm a vending machine.
[21:53] Hulemy
So we were thinking we'd encourage you too.
[21:57] Shui
Looks like there was no need, though.
[22:00] Lammis
Hulemy! Shui!
[22:01] Lammis
What're you doing here?!
[22:03] Hulemy
Well, hey, we heard you left
the village with Boxxo.
[22:10] Hulemy
And besides, we still had yet to thank him.
[22:13] Shui
That's right.
[22:15] protagonist
Huh?! Um, hey...
[22:19] Lammis
Wh-Wh-What are you two doing?!
[22:23] Hulemy
Thanking him, that's what.
[22:25] Shui
He did save our lives, after all.
[22:28] Hulemy
You owe Boxxo a lot too, don't you?
[22:31] Hulemy
At least thank him now and then.
[22:33] Lammis
Th-Thank him?
[22:34] Lammis
Yeah, it would be right for me to thank him.
[22:38] Lammis
Ma did say you should always thank people.
[22:42] protagonist
OMG!
[22:49] Lammis
No, I can't do it!
[22:52] Lammis
I'd die of embarrassment!
[22:54] Hulemy
It's easy.
[22:55] Shui
Go on.
[22:56] Hulemy/Shui
Do it.
[23:10] Lammis
Dang it, Hulemy!
[23:13] Hulemy
Good for you!
[23:16] Shui
You looked great!
[23:18] Lammis
You too, Shui?!
[23:21] protagonist
Being reborn as a vending machine to wander
the dungeon in another world is ridiculous.
[23:28] protagonist
But there I was, thinking I'd like
to keep living this sort of life!
SIGN Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon