Season 1

E1 - The Vending Machine Travels

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[00:04] protagonist
    Where am I?
[00:10] protagonist
    A lake? What am I doing at a lake?
[00:13] protagonist
    I was...
[00:16] protagonist
    That's right!
[00:23] protagonist
    Oh no! That vending machine's in trouble!
[00:34] protagonist
    I was sure I had died,
    but it looks like I'm alive.
[00:39] protagonist
    Anyway, I need to...
[00:40] protagonist
    Huh?
[00:42] protagonist
    Huh?
[00:43] protagonist
    What, my body won't move?!
[00:45] protagonist
    Hey, somebody!
[00:46] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[00:48] protagonist
    Was that my voice just now?
[00:50] protagonist
    Wait, wait, calm down!
[00:52] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[00:54] protagonist
    That's my voice, all right!
[00:56] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[00:58] protagonist
    And I've heard these words countless times.
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[01:03] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[01:05] protagonist
    I'm a fan of any and all
    vending machines ever made.
[01:08] protagonist
    Everyone knows it's my passion.
    I'd never mistake that sound!
[01:13] protagonist
    This means...
[01:15] protagonist
    I've turned into a vending machine!
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine,
    I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The Vending Machine Travels
[01:26] protagonist
    Have I been reborn as a vending
    machine after my death?!
[01:31] protagonist
    Oh, no way.
[01:32] protagonist
    No matter how gaga I was for them,
    such a thing could never...
[01:38] protagonist
    W-Wonderful!
[01:42] protagonist
    No matter how you look at it,
    I
have to be a vending machine!
[01:45] protagonist
    My stuff is also reasonably priced!
[01:48] protagonist
    My white, perfectly rectangular body
    is both elegant and functional!
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
[01:53] protagonist
    Never mind that!
[01:55] protagonist
    This is crazy, impossible!
[01:56] protagonist
    Being reborn as a vending machine is the worst!
[01:59] protagonist
    Or not.
[02:01] protagonist
    Being reborn as the thing I loved.
    Could this be divine compassion?
[02:06] protagonist
    Well, at this point I am what I am.
[02:09] protagonist
    Honestly, that it doesn't bother me
    much is the sad side of my fandom.
[02:14] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[02:15] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[02:17] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[02:19] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[02:21] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[02:22] Boxxo
    You win!
[02:24] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[02:26] protagonist
    That's everything I can say?
[02:28] protagonist
    I wonder what else I can do.
[02:31] protagonist
    You're a vending machine.
    Believe. Assume the role.
[02:34] protagonist
    You've got to be able to operate yourself!
[02:36] protagonist
    Understand your own body!
SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
     (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
[02:40] protagonist
    Oh, in my brain...
[02:41] protagonist
    Uh, guess I don't have a brain.
[02:43] protagonist
    In my head, some text and numbers popped up.
[02:46] protagonist
    These are the goods I'm currently
    selling. Only two types?
SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
     (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
[02:50] audio guide
    To change types, please spend points.
SIGN    <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[02:54] protagonist
    Change? I can change what I'm selling?
[02:57] protagonist
    What points? Oh, where it says "PT"!
[03:00] audio guide
    Points are converted from money,
[03:03] audio guide
    and spending points enables the
    replenishment and changing of goods,
[03:07] audio guide
    and the acquisition of new functions.
[03:09] protagonist
    That makes sense.
[03:11] protagonist
    I found out more by investigating further.
[03:14] protagonist
    Spending these point things not only
    lets me keep items cold or warm,
[03:18] protagonist
    it also lets me do things like warm up
    frozen food, and add hot water to cup ramen.
[03:23] protagonist
    I might as well try out my functions,
    and check what other items I can sell.
SIGN    Investigate
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Conserve Power
SIGN    Inspect
SIGN    Goods
SIGN    Inventory
SIGN    Status
SIGN    (Cold)
     Mineral Water
SIGN    (Warm) Corn Soup
SIGN    (Warm) Sweet Sake
SIGN    (Warm) Canned Oden
SIGN    (Cold) Milk Tea
SIGN    (Warm) Milk Tea
SIGN    (Cold)
     Royal Milk Tea
SIGN    (Warm)
     Royal Milk Tea
SIGN    (Cold) Plain Tea
SIGN    (Warm) Plain Tea
[03:29] protagonist
    Oh! Looks like I have everything I would buy
    from vending machines when I was alive!
SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water
    (Warm) Corn Soup
    (Warm) Sweet Sake
    (Warm) Canned Oden
    (Cold) Milk Tea
    (Warm) Milk Tea
[03:34] protagonist
    I'll try spending ten points,
    and switch to cold milk tea.
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
SIGN    Kocha Kadan
[03:42] protagonist
    Talk about convenient!
SIGN    <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[03:44] protagonist
    ¥100 is good for the price. And it was
    saying I can covert ¥100 into one point.
SIGN    
    (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
    (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
    (Cold) Milk Tea ¥100 100-count
[03:49] protagonist
    Okay, might as well check
    out my other functions!
[03:52] protagonist
    And while doing so,
    I realized one important thing.
[03:58] protagonist
    My body does not run on electricity.
[04:00] protagonist
    It looks like I consume
    points to power myself instead.
[04:06] protagonist
    One point an hour.
SIGN    Hour
SIGN    Point
[04:07] protagonist
    So, I consume 24 points a day.
SIGN    Day
SIGN    Points
[04:10] protagonist
    Which means I have to earn ¥2400 a day.
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Point
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Yen
[04:15] protagonist
    I still have over 900 points,
    so I can run for a month,
SIGN    <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[04:20] protagonist
    so I'd better not waste any
    points until my income is steady.
[04:23] protagonist
    Wait.
[04:25] protagonist
    Will any customers even come here?
[04:33] protagonist
    No one has come.
SIGN    The Next Day
[04:35] protagonist
    All I'm doing is losing points!
[04:37] protagonist
    At this rate, nobody will ever show up,
    and I'll just stop functioning!
[04:45] protagonist
    A frog?
[04:46] protagonist
    But it's about as big as a human, it's wearing
    what looks like armor, and it's holding...
[04:51] protagonist
    I should probably be surprised,
[04:53] protagonist
    but turning into a vending
    machine kind of one-ups this.
[04:58] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:02] protagonist
    Uh, um...
[05:08] protagonist
    Hey, stop that!
SIGN    3 damage!
     Durability decreased by 3.
[05:11] audio guide
    Three damage. Durability decreased by three.
[05:15] protagonist
    What's "durability"?!
[05:16] audio guide
    If durability is exhausted, the vending
    machine will break and become unusable.
[05:21] protagonist
    So, it's like hit points in a game!
[05:23] protagonist
    How much do I have now?!
SIGN    Durability
SIGN    Toughness
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Magic
[05:25] protagonist
    There it is! These must be my stats.
[05:28] protagonist
    Everything but durability
    and toughness is at 0!
[05:31] protagonist
    Well, I guess a vending
    machine wouldn't need those.
[05:35] protagonist
    Wait, magic power?
[05:36] protagonist
    Does magic exist in this world?
[05:38] audio guide
    Durability can be restored
    by spending points.
[05:42] protagonist
    Oh, yeah?! In that case, I still have about
    900 points. Maybe I can get through this.
[05:49] protagonist
    U-Uh-oh! I'm in it deep now!
[05:51] protagonist
    If I get hit with that thing...
[05:53] protagonist
    Maybe a function!
[05:54] protagonist
    Are there any good functions I can add?!
[05:56] protagonist
    Let's see.
SIGN    Pour Hot Water
[05:57] protagonist
    "Pour hot water."
SIGN    2L Support
SIGN    Switch Design
SIGN    Transaction Fanfare
[05:59] protagonist
    "Transaction fanfare."
SIGN    Boxed Goods Support
SIGN    Big Winner Roulette
[06:01] protagonist
    "Big winner roulette."
SIGN    Change Paint Color
[06:02] protagonist
    I can't use any of these!
SIGN    Vending Compartment Shock Absorber
[06:03] protagonist
    Isn't there some more groundbreaking
    function that can get me out of this jam?!
SIGN    Add Markings
[06:07] audio guide
    Two damage. Durability decreased by two.
[06:09] protagonist
    Damn it! I need something else!
[06:10] audio guide
    Four damage. Durability decreased by four.
[06:14] protagonist
    "Blessing"? What's this?
SIGN    Blessing
[06:16] audio guide
    A special power granted by a god.
[06:18] audio guide
    You may acquire it without
    spending a single point.
[06:21] protagonist
    I don't really understand,
    but it's like magic, right?
[06:25] protagonist
    Okay, I choose that!
SIGN    Visual Field Shift
    Telepathy
    Absorption
    Robbery
    Swordsmanship
    Martial Arts
    Bad Luck
SIGN    ???
    Relocation
    Summoning
    Necromancy
    Pseudo-Life Creation
     ???
     ???
     ???
SIGN    Erudition
    Education
    Memory Power
    Durability
    Originality
    Taste Insensitivity
    Makeup
    Attentive Listening
[06:27] protagonist
    What would I do with swordsmanship
    or martial arts?!
SIGN    2 damage!
     Durability decreased by 2.
[06:30] protagonist
    I can't move my limbs!
SIGN    3 damage!
     Durability decreased by 3.
[06:31] protagonist
    I don't even have limbs!
SIGN    3 damage!
     Durability decreased by 3.
SIGN    5 damage!
     Durability decreased by 5.
[06:32] protagonist
    What else is there?!
SIGN    Barrier
[06:34] audio guide
    "Barrier." An invisible barrier
    is deployed around you.
[06:38] audio guide
    You may choose what objects
    can pass through it.
[06:41] protagonist
    That's the one!
[06:49] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[06:53] protagonist
    The invincible vending machine is born!
[06:57] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
SIGN    Points reduced by 1.
SIGN    Points reduced by 1.
SIGN    Points reduced by 1.
SIGN    Points reduced by 1.
    Points reduced by 1.
    Points reduced by 1.
    Points reduced by 1.
    Points reduced by 1.
[07:01] protagonist
    Wait a minute, I'm leaking
    points like a sieve!
[07:06] protagonist
    I really think you guys
    should give up! For reals!
[07:14] protagonist
    Whew, I made it.
[07:17] protagonist
    I might as well recover my durability.
[07:22] protagonist
    There, full recovery.
[07:24] protagonist
    I've got 311 points left.
[07:26] protagonist
    I'll still last over ten days,
    but unless somebody buys something,
[07:30] protagonist
    my points will run out and
    I'll stop functioning.
[07:32] protagonist
    What happens at that point?
[07:34] protagonist
    Will I die?
[07:35] protagonist
    What a tragic new life...
    or operating time, I guess.
[07:39] protagonist
    Someone!
[07:40] protagonist
    Someone, please show up!
SIGN    Several Days Later...
[07:46] protagonist
    I wish I could have sold something at least
    once as a vending machine before dying.
[07:50] Lammis
    I know you're there!
[08:01] Lammis
    Huh?
[08:02] Lammis
    I had a feeling they were here.
[08:05] Lammis
    But I'm glad they're not!
[08:07] Lammis
    I'm so hungry, I've got no strength left!
[08:12] Lammis
    Why does this always happen to me?
[08:14] Lammis
    I even dropped my food bag.
[08:17] Lammis
    I'm sorry, Ma and Pa!
[08:20] Lammis
    I wasn't cut out to be a hunter!
[08:23] protagonist
    Hunter? What's that about?
[08:25] Lammis
    I need to defeat some
    frog fiends for their meat.
[08:27] Lammis
    But my attacks don't hit when
    I'm alone, and I'm exhausted!
[08:32] Lammis
    Maybe if I had some food at least.
[08:35] Lammis
    Wait, what's that?
[08:40] Lammis
    Looks too metally to be a stone monument.
[08:44] Lammis
    They're a strange shape, but are
    those drinks behind that glass?
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
[08:49] Lammis
    And that looks like writing,
    but I can't read it.
[08:51] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:53] Lammas
    Wh-What was that voice?!
    Where'd it come from?!
[08:55] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[08:58] Lammas
    Is this box talking?!
[09:00] Lammas
    Coins? You mean money?
[09:02] Lammas
    I wonder if a copper coin'll work.
[09:03] Lammas
    I'm sure it at least needs to be silver.
[09:06] Lammas
    Don't tell me it's gold?!
[09:08] Lammas
    As if I even had any.
[09:10] Lammas
    Insert? In this narrow hole?
[09:13] Lammas
    And I'm not sure what this hollow
    with the see-through cover is.
[09:18] Lammas
    Oh, I guess a copper coin
    wasn't enough after all.
[09:22] audio guide
    That is an unsupported coin.
[09:23] audio guide
    If you acquire the coin conversion function,
    you can accept it.
[09:26] protagonist
    For real?! H-H-Hold on a minute!
[09:29] protagonist
    There is is! I can afford 100 points.
SIGN    Coin Conversion
[09:33] protagonist
    The numbers went higher, but that
    doesn't mean I increased the prices.
[09:36] Lammis
    Huh? The numbers changed.
[09:38] Lammis
    One thousand owa?!
[09:41] Lammis
    That's a whole silver coin!
[09:42] protagonist
    So, this world's unit of
    currency is called the "owa."
[09:46] Lammis
    That's expensive, but my belly needs food!
[09:51] protagonist
    There it is!
[09:55] Lammis
    It's shining!
[09:56] Lammis
    Maybe I have to press this!
[10:00] Lammis
    Well, there's a picture of soup on here!
[10:03] Lammis
    Whoa, what?!
[10:05] Lammis
    Something came out?
[10:07] Lammis
    It's not gonna eat my hand
    if I reach in, right?
[10:10] protagonist
    I won't do that, so hurry and take it.
[10:12] protagonist
    I highly recommend this corn soup!
[10:19] Lammis
    Wow, that's so warm!
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[10:21] Lammis
    So, do you twist the lid?
[10:24] Lammis
    There!
[10:26] Lammis
    Smells good!
[10:34] Lammis
    What gives?! It's so tasty!
[10:36] Lammis
    It's worlds tastier than the
    joint where I've been eating!
[10:40] protagonist
    What is this happiness?
[10:43] protagonist
    Pleasing someone this much makes me
    feel blessed to be a vending machine.
[10:49] Lammis
    It's all gone already.
[10:51] Lammis
    I bet the other stuff in there's good, too.
[10:54] Lammis
    These clear ones're probably water.
[10:57] Lammis
    Which means I'd better try
    that light brown drink, too.
[11:02] protagonist
    Looks like she took quite a
    liking to the milk tea as well.
[11:05] protagonist
    After that, she bought three more
    corn soups, along with a water.
[11:10] protagonist
    I earned six silver coins and
    thirty coppers for a total of 6,300 owa.
[11:15] protagonist
    Which means I recovered 63 points.
[11:23] protagonist
    A full belly must have
    broken the tension for her,
[11:26] protagonist
    because the hunter girl
    ended up falling asleep.
[11:29] protagonist
    She's extremely vulnerable,
    but also my best customer.
[11:32] protagonist
    I'll protect you with my
    barrier, so don't you worry.
[11:37] protagonist
    Even trash removal is a snap!
[11:39] protagonist
    Looks like I'm a kindhearted vending
    machine in this other world.
[11:48] Lammis
    Oh, I fell asleep.
[11:52] Lammis
    Good thing no monsters showed up.
[11:55] Lammis
    I'm down a lot of money, but my belly
    and mind are in much better shape.
[11:59] Lammis
    Thanks a lot.
[12:00] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[12:01] Lammis
    Oh, uh, yes. And thank you, too.
[12:05] Lammis
    Um, you can talk?
[12:11] Lammis
    Maybe you can only say certain things.
[12:15] Lammis
    See, someone I know is inventing tools
    with magical power inside them.
[12:19] Lammis
    I wonder if that's your deal, too.
[12:22] Lammis
    If that's right, I'd like it if
    you said something. Anything.
[12:26] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[12:28] Lammis
    You understand me!
[12:30] Lammis
    I bet Hulemy would be impressed if she knew!
[12:32] Lammis
    Oh, I haven't told you my name.
[12:35] Lammis
    It's Lammis.
[12:37] protagonist
    Lammis. That has a mysterious ring to it.
[12:40] Lammis
    Oh, hey. If you like, why not say,
    "Hello there," when you mean "yes,"
[12:44] Lammis
    and something else when you mean "no"?
[12:47] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[12:49] Lammis
    Is that gonna work in place of "no"?
[12:52] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[12:53] Lammis
    "Yes," huh? Got it.
[12:55] Lammis
    Let's see. Can you tell me your name?
[12:58] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[12:59] Lammis
    Oh, okay. What are you doing here?
    Do you have some important mission?
[13:04] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[13:06] Lammis
    This is just a guess... but are you lonely?
[13:10] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:12] Lammis
    That's what I thought.
[13:15] Lammis
    For some reason, you looked lonely.
[13:17] Lammis
    Would it be okay if I moved you?
[13:20] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:21] Lammis
    Oh, okay!
[13:23] Lammis
    Would you like to move from
    here and meet Hulemy?
[13:26] Lammis
    I think you and she would hit it off.
[13:29] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:30] Lammis
    You're cool with it?
[13:31] Lammis
    Okay, pardon me real quick.
[13:35] Lammis
    Heave!
[13:37] protagonist
    You're kidding! I weigh 500 kilograms!
[13:40] Lammis
    You're a little heavy, but I can manage.
[13:44] Lammis
    Hup, hup!
[13:53] protagonist
    Thank you so much!
[13:57] protagonist
    Apparently, Lammis has the blessing
    called "Blessing of Might."
[14:01] protagonist
    So, that explains her incredible strength.
[14:07] Lammis
    I'm going to take a short break here.
[14:10] Lammis
    Now I'm all hungry.
[14:12] Lammis
    Wonder if I can buy some
    of that thick yellow soup.
[14:15] protagonist
    Corn soup isn't all that filling.
[14:18] protagonist
    How about something else?
[14:20] protagonist
    Oh, this looks good!
[14:25] Lammis
    Th-That surprised me! You suddenly glowed...
[14:29] Lammis
    Did your items change?
[14:31] Lammis
    Is that food, by chance?
[14:33] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:35] Lammis
    Oh, it is!
[14:36] Lammis
    It's the same price. Maybe I'll buy some.
[14:47] Lammis
    What's with this texture?!
[14:49] Lammis
    They're just salty, that's it.
[14:51] Lammis
    But I can't stop myself!
[14:53] Lammis
    I'm going through money like a sieve!
[14:56] Lammis
    But I can't stop!
[14:58] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[15:00] protagonist
    Thanks to that, I've recovered
    up to 320 points.
[15:04] protagonist
    I'll try using those to change
    the price of mineral water.
SIGN    Mineral Water
SIGN    owa
[15:09] protagonist
    I'd like to offer it for less,
    but my life depends on it.
[15:14] Lammis
    Soon we'll reach the entrance of this stratum.
[15:16] protagonist
    Stratum?
[15:17] Lammis
    After that it's a village,
    so we can take it easy.
[15:25] Lammis
    I'm back!
[15:27] Karios
    Lammis!
[15:28] Gorth
    You're unharmed!
[15:30] Lammis
    Karios, Gorth...
[15:32] Lammis
    Somehow I made it back alive.
[15:35] Karios
    We were worried, after your
    group came back all but dead.
[15:39] Lammis
    I'm sorry.
[15:41] Gorth
    By the way, what's this?
[15:43] Lammis
    It's apparently a magic tool with its own
    will. I brought it back from lakeside.
[15:47] Lammis
    It gives you items if you put money in it.
[15:49] Karios
    A magic tool?
[15:51] Karios
    I've never heard of such a thing,
    here in the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[15:56] Lammis
    Should I not have brought it?
[15:58] Gorth
    I doubt it's any problem.
[16:00] Karios
    The way the dungeon works is,
[16:02] Karios
    whoever finds something lying around
    in a stratum gets right of ownership.
[16:08] protagonist
    Dungeon?
[16:09] protagonist
    They've been talking about levels and such.
    Are we inside some kind of labyrinth?
[16:14] protagonist
    But there's a sky.
[16:16] Karios
    Hey, can we buy stuff too if we pay?
[16:19] Lammis
    Yes, I think you can.
[16:22] Lammis
    Is that okay?
[16:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:24] Gorth
    It talked!
[16:26] Karios
    A magic tool that can talk.
[16:29] Karios
    You could get a high price for that, huh?
[16:30] Lammis
    I'm not selling him! He's going
     with me to see Hulemy.
[16:36] Karios
    That crazy magic item engineer, huh?
SIGN    Kocha Kadan
[16:41] Karios
    A silver coin, huh?
[16:43] Karios
    That's not cheap, but I'll have one of these.
[16:47] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[16:51] Karios
    Well, I'll be! It's really good!
[16:54] Gorth
    So's this!
[16:55] Karios
    I'm gonna try some of this
    fried-looking stuff!
[16:57] Gorth
    Let me have a little.
[16:58] protagonist
    In the end, they bought every item.
[17:03] Karios
    Being able to drink warm things
    and cold things is the best!
[17:06] Gorth
    We lookouts have to stay here, so it'd be
    great if you brought it by now and then.
[17:10] Lammis
    Sure!
[17:11] protagonist
    Business is looking up.
[17:25] Lammis
    Just now...
[17:30] hooligan A
    Quit makin' a fuss and wastin' our time.
[17:34] hooligan B
    It'll just make things worse for you.
[17:38] hooligan A
    What the hell're you doin'?!
[17:40] Lammis
    A bunch of nasty-looking dudes
    ganging up on a helpless girl?
[17:43] Lammis
    That's a crime.
[17:45] hooligan B
    Well aren't we high and mighty.
[17:47] hooligan B
    You better be ready for this!
[17:49] hooligan B
    We won't hold back because you're a woman!
[17:58] hooligan A
    W-We'll let that be enough
    of a lesson for today!
[18:01] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[18:04] Lammis
    Sure enough, my hits didn't land.
[18:08] Lammis
    Are you okay?
[18:09] Lammis
    They didn't hurt you?
[18:10] Suori
    Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
[18:17] Lammis
    Missus, I'm back!
[18:20] missus
    You're not hurt?!
[18:22] missus
    I was so worried!
[18:23] Lammis
    Sorry, missus.
[18:27] Munami
    Lammis!
[18:30] Munami
    You're alive?! You're not a corpse fiend?!
[18:32] Lammis
    I'm alive! I'm alive, Munami!
[18:35] Munami
    Do you know how much you worried me?!
[18:40] Lammis
    Sorry.
[18:42] Munami
    When I questioned the hunters,
    they said they ran off and left you!
[18:48] Munami
    I badmouthed them to so many people,
[18:51] Munami
    they'll never make a living
    in this village again.
[18:55] Munami
    By the way, what's that?
[18:57] Lammis
    Oh, I found him by the lake.
[18:59] Munami
    You brought back another weird thing?
[19:01] Lammis
    Th-This time it's different!
[19:03] Lammis
    He's very useful, and he
    helped me out of a bind.
[19:09] Lammis
    Ayoomp!
[19:11] Munami
    You're going back to the
    surface to show it to Hulemy?
[19:14] Munami
    Do you have money to pay the transfer circle?
[19:18] Lammis
    No, I do not.
[19:21] protagonist
    "Transfer circle."
    Apparently that's a thing here.
[19:25] protagonist
    Incidentally, Lammis's lack of funds
    is partially my fault. Sorry.
[19:30] Munami
    Okay, fine. You'll have to
    work at our inn for a while.
[19:34] Munami
    Maybe we'll have this box sit
    here and attract guests.
[19:37] Munami
    It can sell its contents, too.
    Two birds with one stone, huh?
[19:40] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[19:42] Munami
    It really does speak.
[19:45] Munami
    Well, drum up business for us.
[19:48] protagonist
    Thus did I come to be located
    in front of the inn.
[19:53] protagonist
    There's a sky, but this is apparently
    a dungeon stratum called Clearflow Lake.
[19:59] protagonist
    People started talking about their novelty
    and deliciousness, and my goods sold like mad.
[20:04] protagonist
    Then when night comes, Lammis carries
    me and places me in front of the gate.
[20:10] Karios
    I'm thirsty, but I'm also finally
    bored with all the drinks.
[20:15] protagonist
    That's because you're buying at
    least five of them every day.
[20:19] protagonist
    Guess it's about time to change my stock.
[20:22] protagonist
    What's my current status?
SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water 1,000 owa 130-count
     (Warm) Corn Soup 1,000 owa 19-count
     (Cold) Milk Tea 1,000 owa 24-count
     Shaped Potato Chips 1,000 owa 36-count
    
     <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
     <Blessing> Barrier
[20:25] protagonist
    Oh! After replenishing over and over,
    and selling over 400 items,
[20:29] protagonist
    I have over 3,000 points!
[20:30] protagonist
    Okay, what to add?
[20:34] protagonist
    It's best to put the customer's needs first.
[20:37] protagonist
    So, I know!
[20:43] Karios
    The darn items have changed!
[20:46] Karios
    Three silver coins is steep, but if there's
    new stuff to try, I have to spring for it!
SIGN    Oden
[20:53] Karios
    Whoa, that's hot.
[20:55] Karios
    How do you open it?
[20:57] Gorth
    Hey, there are pictures drawn on it.
[20:58] Gorth
    Is that how to open it and eat what's inside?
SIGN    Oden
[21:01] protagonist
    This became famous in a
    certain "electric town."
[21:03] protagonist
    A kind and meticulous
    explanation was added to it,
SIGN    How to enjoy this product
[21:06] protagonist
    so even foreign tourists
    can understand the product.
[21:09] Karios
    Ah, it opened.
[21:11] Gorth
    Sure smells good.
[21:16] Karios
    Wow, this is the stuff!
[21:18] Karios
    This might be my favorite!
[21:20] Karios
    I've never had these ingredients, and they're
    steeped in a complex yet light flavor!
[21:25] Karios
    Damn! This makes me want strong drink!
[21:27] Gorth
    My turn!
[21:28] Karios
    Hey! I was just about to buy something else!
[21:31] protagonist
    That hooked them! Looks like I can
    count on lots of canned oden sales!
[21:37] protagonist
    Several days passed.
[21:39] protagonist
    After that, word got around
    about the canned oden,
[21:42] protagonist
    and it caused a bit of
    a boom in the village.
[21:46] protagonist
    Must be because the weather
    had recently turned colder.
[21:49] protagonist
    A new sports drink I had recently
    stocked up on is also doing well.
[21:54] protagonist
    During the day, I make
    canned oden unavailable.
[21:56] protagonist
    That's when the inn's restaurant does
    peak business, so I try not to disrupt that.
[22:01] protagonist
    Instead, I help with pulling in guests.
[22:07] protagonist
    I think this is the girl
    Lammis saved in the alley.
[22:10] Suori
    Uh...
[22:11] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[22:12] Suori
    I was going to talk first so I'd
    have the negotiating advantage!
[22:19] protagonist
    Hey!
[22:23] protagonist
    What was that about?
[22:26] protagonist
    When evening comes,
    Lammis carries me to the gate.
[22:30] protagonist
    She says carrying me in a
    bear hug is inconvenient,
[22:32] protagonist
    so she purchased a wooden
    frame that goes on her back.
[22:39] Karios
    I'm stuffed.
[22:41] Lammis
    I'm heading back now!
[22:44] Lammis
    An interesting guest came to the inn today.
[22:47] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[22:48] Lammis
    How were things over your way?
[22:50] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[22:52] Lammis
    Did you have fun, maybe?
[22:56] Lammis
    I hope someday you can do lots of talking.
[22:59] Lammis
    That's part of why I'll hurry and
    save up so we can go see Hulemy.
[23:04] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:06] Lammis
    Don't thank me!
[23:08] Lammis
    I was the one you saved, Boxxo.
[23:12] protagonist
    Boxxo?
[23:13] Lammis
    It's a pain to go on calling you
    "you," so what do you think?
[23:17] Boxxo
    You win!
[23:18] Lammis
    Great! Here's to the future, Boxxo!
[23:22] protagonist
    Being a vending machine in
    another world is ridiculous,
[23:27] protagonist
    but there I was, starting to think
    this wasn't such a bad life.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The King Frog Fiend Appears
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E2 - The King Frog Fiend Appears

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[00:00] protagonist
    What?
[00:02] protagonist
    What, what, what, what, what?!
[00:04] protagonist
    What's the deal with this bear?!
[00:11] Lammis
    Morning, Boxxo!
[00:13] Lammis
    Huh? This is rare! The director of
    the Hunters Association is here.
[00:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[00:19] Director Bear
    Ah, so you're the talk of
    the village, the speaking magical tool.
[00:25] protagonist
    Director of the Hunters Association?!
[00:28] Director Bear
    You see, there's a plan to go
    attack a frog fiend base soon.
[00:32] Director Bear
    I'd like the two of you to take part.
[00:36] protagonist
    There's a request I never saw coming.
[00:38] Lammis
    Huh? Boxxo can't fight.
[00:41] Director Bear
    I know.
[00:42] Director Bear
    I want him to provide food and
    drinks while we're on the road.
[00:47] Director Bear
    Warm, ready-to-eat food would
    be invaluable for hunters.
[00:52] Director Bear
    If you come along, we'll make
    sure you're well guarded.
[00:57] Lammis
    What do you say, Boxxo?
    Do you accept this job?
[01:01] protagonist
    Sounds like if we ignore the frog fiends,
[01:03] protagonist
    the village will be exposed to danger,
    and that includes Lammis.
[01:08] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[01:09] Lammis
    Okay, count me in, too.
[01:12] Director Bear
    I appreciate it.
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The King Frog Fiend Appears
[02:46] protagonist
    It's been three days since we
    made our pact with Director Bear.
[02:49] protagonist
    Lammis and I were taking part in
    the strike on the frog fiends.
[02:53] protagonist
    According to Director Bear,
    the survival of the village is important,
[02:56] protagonist
    but the most important thing is that it
    doesn't lose custody of its transfer circle.
[03:01] protagonist
    The transfer circle is apparently a magic
    device that lets people come and go
[03:05] protagonist
    from this Clearflow Lake stratum
    to other strata or the surface.
[03:10] hunter A
    Hey.
[03:11] hunter B
    A-Are they...?
[03:12] hunter C
    I'm sure of it.
[03:14] Aka
    Hey, Shiro.
[03:15] Aka
    It's that time of year again.
[03:17] Shiro
    It sure is, Aka.
[03:19] Shiro
    A lucrative time, so let's earn lots of money!
[03:22] protagonist
    Munami was saying frog fiends are
    troublesome because in breeding season,
[03:26] protagonist
    they lay lots of eggs, so you get
    a bunch of new adults all at once.
[03:31] Aka
    But the word is that there are more
    frog fiends than usual this year.
[03:36] Shiro
    Is that so?
[03:37] Shiro
    Well, look at all these hunters.
[03:39] Shiro
    I doubt it'll be a problem.
[03:45] someone
    Hey, somebody help out here!
[03:50] Kerioyl
    Don't be so tense.
[03:53] Kerioyl
    We're here to guard you.
[03:55] Kerioyl
    No need to be afraid of the frog fiends.
[03:58] Lammis
    Right.
[04:00] Kerioyl
    So this is that box with a mind of its own?
[04:03] Kerioyl
    I heard lots about it in the village.
[04:06] Lammis
    He's Boxxo. If you put money in,
     you can buy food or drinks.
[04:10] Kerioyl
    Hey, that's convenient.
[04:12] Kerioyl
    I might as well buy something
    for the occasion.
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
SIGN    Oden
[04:18] Kerioyl
    Yeah, I'll make it this one with the
    picture that looks like lomawa slices.
SIGN    Early Afternoon Tea
SIGN    Kocha Kadan
[04:23] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[04:27] Kerioyl
    Wow, it really talks!
[04:30] Kerioyl
    Must say, I'm impressed.
[04:32] Kerioyl
    I've never seen a container like this.
[04:34] Kerioyl
    There's no way this detailed picture
    was drawn by hand, line by line.
[04:39] Lammis
    Well, I'm not really sure.
[04:42] Lammis
    Oh, and empty containers disappear,
    so don't worry about trash.
[04:46] Kerioyl
    Seriously?!
[04:47] Kerioyl
    That just leaves the taste.
[04:52] Kerioyl
    Good stuff!
[04:54] Kerioyl
    It's even warm! Awesome!
[04:57] Kerioyl
    Hey, how does this stuff get refilled?
SIGN    Early Afternoon Tea
[05:00] Lammis
    About that... Boxxo's never once been refilled.
[05:04] Lammis
    Even though he's sold hundreds
    of items. Weird, huh?
[05:09] Kerioyl
    This box gets more and more interesting.
[05:12] Kerioyl
    Hey, Filmina! Come over here a minute!
[05:15] Filmina
    What is it, Captain Kerioyl?
[05:18] protagonist
    Stubble here is in charge?
[05:21] protagonist
    Which means the guards
    must all work for him.
[05:24] Kerioyl
    Don't you know lots about magic
    tools and ancient treasures?
[05:28] Kerioyl
    Have any idea what this Boxxo thing is?
[05:42] Filmina
    I don't sense any magical power.
[05:44] Filmina
    It just seems like an
    inorganic block of iron.
[05:47] protagonist
    Well, yeah, I am a vending machine.
[05:50] Kerioyl
    Yeah, but stuff comes out of
    it without any refills ever.
[05:54] Kerioyl
    Doesn't that mean the stuff's being transferred
    or stored in some otherworldly space?
[05:58] Filmina
    Normally, yes, but there are blessings that
     do things besides produce magical power.
[06:04] Filmina
    Not that a block of iron
    could ever use blessings.
[06:08] protagonist
    But little do you know that I can use them.
[06:11] Kerioyl
    Must be some kind of nonstandard being.
[06:14] Kerioyl
    I don't get it, but I'm
    grateful if it helps us out.
[06:19] Kerioyl
    Much appreciated, Boxxo.
[06:22] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[06:24] Director Bear
    Listen up! The sun will soon set!
[06:27] Director Bear
    We'll make our camp here!
[06:29] various
    Yes, sir!
[06:30] protagonist
    Now's my chance to make
    some repeat customers!
[06:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[06:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[06:39] protagonist
    Yes, for the sake of this campaign,
    I added a new function.
[06:46] hunter C
    This warms me to the core!
[06:50] hunter D
    This mysterious meat is a treat!
[06:53] protagonist
    Nights and mornings have
    started getting pretty cold,
[06:56] protagonist
    so I added cup noodles to my inventory.
[06:59] hunter E
    This is great!
[07:03] Shui
    This! And this! And this!
[07:06] Shui
    It's all so good!
[07:08] protagonist
    That's one of the guard girls.
[07:11] protagonist
    She eats a lot for being so small.
[07:14] Lammis
    Your appetite's incredible.
[07:16] Shui
    I'm just getting started.
[07:20] Lammis
    My name's Lammis. Nice to meet you.
[07:24] Shui
    I'm Shui. Well met.
[07:27] Director Bear
    May I join you?
[07:29] Lammis
    Oh, Director.
[07:31] Director Bear
    I want to talk to you about tomorrow.
[07:34] Director Bear
    It'll take about three hours from
    here to reach the frog fiend den.
[07:38] Director Bear
    You're here to provide food,
[07:41] Director Bear
    so I want you to decide whether to wait
    here or come with us to the battlefield.
[07:50] Lammis
    I'm technically a hunter, so I have
     no problem going into battle.
[07:55] Lammis
    But Boxxo, you don't want to get
    dragged into battle, correct?
[07:59] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[08:00] Lammis
    Huh? You're okay with being in the fight?
[08:02] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:04] Lammis
    All right.
[08:05] Lammis
    Director, Boxxo and I will join the battle.
[08:10] Director Bear
    I'll be counting on you.
[08:17] protagonist
    I'll protect Lammis. Just you watch.
[08:20] protagonist
    She's my first customer in this
    world and my first friend!
[08:30] Lammis
    It's so humid!
[08:35] Lammis
    Poor footing, too.
[08:37] Shui
    The ground's all muddy.
[08:42] Director Bear
    They're up ahead! Charge!
[08:49] Aka
    Captain!
[08:50] Kerioyl
    Here they come.
[08:55] Kerioyl
    We get paid extra for the number we put down!
[08:57] Kerioyl
    Get fired up, guys!
[08:59] Shui
    Yes, sir!
[08:59] Shiro
    You got it!
[09:00] Lammis
    Boxxo, let's do this together!
[09:03] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:04] protagonist
    But Lammis was saying she's bad at
    landing hits. I wonder if this'll work.
[09:15] Lammis
    Huh? I hit it?
[09:17] Lammis
    Did I defeat that one?
[09:19] protagonist
    Looks like having me on her back balanced
    her and made it easier to connect!
[09:26] Lammis
    That hit because of you, Boxxo! Thanks!
[09:30] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:31] protagonist
    Nothing makes me happier than
    to help her, even indirectly.
[09:44] Filmina
    O water, form swirls and pierce!
[09:55] Kerioyl
    It's not natural for so
    many enemies to pop up.
[09:58] Kerioyl
    This is startin' to seem fishy.
[10:01] Kerioyl
    Group up, people! If you go off on your own,
    that might be the end of you!
[10:06] protagonist
    This looks like real trouble!
[10:08] Filmina
    Isn't this more than we can handle, captain?
[10:12] Kerioyl
    You can whine later.
[10:13] Kerioyl
    If it comes down to it, I don't
    care if you abandon the pork wagon.
[10:16] Kerioyl
    Now, come and get us!
[10:21] Lammis
    Shui! Thanks!
[10:23] Shui
    That was easy enough!
[10:26] Lammis
    Look out!
[10:28] Lammis
    No!
[10:33] Shui
    What's this light? Is it your power?
[10:36] Lammis
    I-It's not.
[10:38] Shui
    Then who put up this wall of light?
[10:41] protagonist
    That was close.
[10:43] protagonist
    I'd like to widen my field
    of view some, after all.
SIGN    Omnidirectional Vision
[10:47] protagonist
    There it is! It's 1,000 points, but I'd rather
    spend the points than not have it.
[10:52] protagonist
    Oh! My field of vision just opened up!
[10:55] Lammis
    Boxxo, tell me if an
    enemy comes up behind us!
[10:59] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[11:01] Lammis
    Got it. If you say "You might win,"
     that means there's an enemy?
[11:06] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[11:07] Kerioyl
    You're not bad, you know.
[11:09] Kerioyl
    Your destructive power and
    parrying skills are impressive.
[11:13] Lammis
    Don't say that. You're making me blush.
[11:15] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[11:17] Lammis
    Don't you heap on the praise too, Boxxo!
[11:17] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[11:19] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[11:20] protagonist
    No, I mean there are enemies!
[11:26] Kerioyl
    What's this blue light? A blessing of yours?
[11:30] Lammis
    Nope. This is Boxxo's power.
[11:33] Kerioyl
    Boxxo's?
[11:35] Kerioyl
    Well, well...
[11:37] protagonist
    That's an up-to-no-good look.
[11:40] protagonist
    Time to upgrade him to
    "potentially dangerous."
[11:43] Kerioyl
    I think I'd like to get in good with Boxxo.
[11:46] protagonist
    Stubble, your request is denied.
[11:54] Kerioyl
    Looks like this place is nearly dealt with.
[11:57] Kerioyl
    You guys, be sure to cut off those tongues.
[11:59] Kerioyl
    We'll hand them over to
    the association later.
[12:02] Filmina
    Do some of them yourself, Captain.
[12:05] Filmina
    This is all gooey and gross.
[12:08] Kerioyl
    I'm the captain because I don't want
    to deal with that sort of mess.
[12:12] Shui
    Tyrant!
[12:13] Aka
    No fair!
[12:14] Shiro
    Our pay's too low!
[12:15] Aka
    Boo!
[12:15] Kerioyl
    You guys have got some serious guts.
[12:16] Shiro
    Boo!
[12:20] protagonist
    I'm surprised by how comfortable
    they are with each other.
[12:23] Kerioyl
    So, what to do next?
[12:26] Kerioyl
    This isn't bad for earnings, but we could
    always step it up and head for the front lines.
[12:33] Filmina
    Our duty is still to guard
    Miss Lammis and Boxxo.
[12:38] Kerioyl
    Yeah, but Vice Captain Filmina...
[12:42] Kerioyl
    The more money we make now,
    the easier it'll be to run the group.
[12:46] Kerioyl
    There might even be a bonus in
    it for you guys, so it's a shame if we don't go.
[12:51] Kerioyl
    Truly a shame.
[12:53] Filmina
    All right. Let's go help on the front lines.
[12:57] Filmina
    But only if Miss Lammis consents.
[13:01] Kerioyl
    Yeah, I hear you!
[13:03] Kerioyl
    Spend all your time worrying over details,
    and it'll give you more wrinkles.
[13:07] Kerioyl
    Let's just take it easy.
[13:10] protagonist
    Vice Captain Filmina,
    feel free to take a swing at him.
[13:14] Filmina
    On that note, what say you, Miss Lammis?
[13:18] Kerioyl
    Let's go! Let's fight!
[13:22] Kerioyl
    I bet you want some combat action too, right?
[13:25] Kerioyl
    That's cold.
[13:26] Lammis
    Well...
[13:28] Lammis
    If they're having a hard time
    at the front, I'd like to help!
[13:32] Kerioyl
    That's a wise decision.
[13:35] Lammis
    You okay with that, Boxxo?
[13:37] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:45] Kerioyl
    Takes care of them!
[13:47] wounded guy
    Shit...
[13:49] wounded guy
    Ow...
[13:50] Lammis
    We've got to carry all
    our wounded in the wagon.
[13:53] Lammis
    You okay?
[13:55] wounded A
    Y-Yeah.
[13:56] protagonist
    I don't like not being able
    to help at times like this.
[14:01] protagonist
    Can't I do something?
[14:02] protagonist
    I know!
[14:07] Shui
    What's this?
[14:08] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[14:10] Lammis
    You want to give that to our wounded?
[14:13] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:14] protagonist
    I'll at least provide some sports drinks.
[14:17] Lammis
    Feel free to drink as much as you like.
[14:20] wounded B
    Sure.
[14:21] wounded B
    Thank you.
[14:25] wounded B
    That's good!
[14:26] wounded C
    Yeah, a life saver.
[14:27] Lammis
    Way to go, Boxxo!
[14:29] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[14:31] Director Bear
    Thanks for the help, Kerioyl.
[14:34] Director Bear
    Just what I'd expect from
    the Menagerie of Fools.
[14:37] protagonist
    Menagerie of Fools?
    That's a weird name for a group.
[14:41] Kerioyl
    We had too much time on our hands.
[14:44] Kerioyl
    Maybe you didn't need the help?
[14:45] Director Bear
    I appreciate the cooperation.
[14:48] Director Bear
    Thanks to that, we managed to subdue them.
[14:51] Director Bear
    However, there were easily more than
    twice as many frog fiends as expected.
[14:56] Kerioyl
    I can only think of one reason.
[15:00] Lammis
    What does it mean?
[15:03] Director Bear
    This is merely speculation, but there's a
    good chance a king frog fiend has arisen.
[15:08] Lammis
    A king frog fiend?!
[15:10] protagonist
    What's that?
[15:12] protagonist
    Sounds strong, based on the name.
[15:14] Director Bear
    Kerioyl, you've been asked to act as guards,
[15:18] Director Bear
    but if a king frog fiend has
    appeared, that changes things.
[15:22] Director Bear
    My only choice is to ask for your assistance.
[15:25] Kerioyl
    Sure, leave it to Menagerie of Fools.
[15:30] Director Bear
    I appreciate that.
[15:32] Director Bear
    Lammis, can I ask you both to remain here
[15:34] Director Bear
    and provide food for the
    wounded and the hunters?
[15:38] Lammis
    Sure! Boxxo and I have it covered!
[15:46] hunter A
    Hey! Could someone come
    help tend to the wounded?
[15:49] Lammis
    I'll do it!
[15:51] Lammis
    Boxxo, I'll leave you alone for a bit.
     Don't cry because you're lonely!
[15:56] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[15:58] Lammis
    What gives?
[16:00] Lammis
    Don't look at me later if you do get lonely.
[16:03] protagonist
    We might look like lovers if I were
    flesh and blood, but I'm inorganic.
[16:11] Gugoyle
    Now, then...
[16:13] protagonist
    Who's this guy?
[16:17] protagonist
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
    Are you trying to steal my money?!
[16:19] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:21] Gugoyle
    L-Listen, you!
[16:22] Gugoyle
    Keep quiet if you don't
    want to get destroyed!
[16:26] Gugoyle
    That's more like it.
[16:32] Gugoyle
    Hot!
[16:35] protagonist
    How about some red-hot corn soup?
[16:38] Gugoyle
    Screw you, you dumbass box!
[16:42] Gugoyle
    I'll bust you open!
[16:47] Lammis
    What do you think you're doing to Boxxo?
[16:50] Gugoyle
    S-Stop it!
[16:55] Lammis
    Don't cause any more trouble.
[16:59] protagonist
    You reap what you sow.
[17:15] hunter C
    It's the king frog fiend!
    What the hell's it doing over here?!
[17:19] hunter D
    And it looks pissed!
[17:21] hunter E
    Retreat! All hands, retreat!
[17:22] Boxxo
    Too bad. Too bad.
[17:24] Lammis
    Y-You're right. I need to calm down.
[17:27] Lammis
    Boxxo, let's get out of here too!
[17:30] wagoner
    Shit! The unasusu are rooted to the spot!
[17:33] wounded A
    They must be afraid of that thing!
[17:35] wounded A
    Come on, move!
[17:42] Lammis
    It'll be okay.
[17:47] protagonist
    That's what I thought she'd do.
[17:50] wounded D
    Wh-Why'd you let them run off?!
    Are you telling us to die?!
[17:54] Lammis
    I'll pull it in their place!
[18:00] wounded A
    Say what?!
[18:01] wagoner
    We're moving!
[18:05] protagonist
    Now what? What should I do?!
[18:07] protagonist
    Just withstand its attacks with a barrier?!
[18:11] protagonist
    But while I might be able to save Lammis,
    I can't also save the wounded!
[18:19] protagonist
    Don't I have some way to slow it down?!
[18:22] protagonist
    Some item that will buy
    time or get in its way?!
[18:26] protagonist
    Damn it, something! Something!
SIGN    Apple Juice
    Orange Juice
    Apple Juice
    Orange Juice
    Grape Juice
    Pineapple Juice
    Tomato Juice
    Honey Lemon
    Energy Drink
    Soda Pop
    Ramune
    Cola
    Diet Cola
    Zero Calorie Cola
[18:29] protagonist
    Wait a minute! I can use this!
[18:38] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[18:39] Lammis
    What? Are you saying to use that item?
[18:43] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:45] Lammis
    You must have some plan!
[18:48] wounded A
    I don't get it, but I'll take this!
[18:50] protagonist
    Now to buy a new function: form change!
[19:01] Lammis
    Huh?! Boxxo's all rounded now!
[19:03] protagonist
    That makes it sound like my
    personality was too harsh...
[19:10] Lammis
    You want me to take this too, right?
[19:13] protagonist
    So far, so good. Now comes the hard part.
[19:16] protagonist
    How do I get her to understand?
[19:19] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:21] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:23] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:23] Lammis
    I need to put in coins, even after
     all this stuff came out?!
[19:27] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[19:28] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:30] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:31] Lammis
    Wh-What do you mean?!
[19:33] protagonist
    To say I'm not explaining
    enough is an understatement.
[19:36] protagonist
    But there's nothing else I can do!
[19:40] wounded A
    Lammis, maybe it's broken!
[19:44] Lammis
    That's not true!
[19:45] Lammis
    I'm sure Boxxo is desperately
    trying to tell me something!
[19:50] protagonist
    She believes in me, and she's
    trying to piece it together!
[19:53] protagonist
    Lammis trusts me this much, but still...
[19:56] Lammis
    So I don't put coins in here?
[20:03] Gugoyle
    What is that?! Untie my ropes!
[20:06] Gugoyle
    I don't plan on dying with you guys!
[20:08] wounded D
    Shut up!
[20:10] Gugoyle
    What's this paper?
[20:12] Gugoyle
    C-Can't breathe! Water, water!
[20:15] wounded C
    Drink some of this!
[20:20] Lammis
    Maybe...
[20:26] wounded A
    What?! It blew up!
[20:28] wounded C
    My eyes sting!
[20:29] protagonist
    Yes! This is the phenomenon that
    went viral on video sharing sites!
[20:34] protagonist
    If you put a specific candy into cola,
    the contents will gush out all at once!
[20:39] Lammis
    I get it! Just put this candy into here!
[20:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:44] Lammis
    Everyone help out!
[20:49] Lammis
    Ready!
[20:50] wounded A/B/C/D
    Ready!
[20:55] Lammis
    Get it right in the eyes!
[21:01] Kerioyl
    So this is where it was!
[21:02] Director Bear
    Lend Lammis and Boxxo a hand!
[21:05] Filmina
    Understood.
[21:05] Shui
    On it!
[21:15] wounded
    Yeah!
[21:15] Lammis
    We did it!
[21:18] wounded A
    It was thanks to you, Boxxo!
[21:20] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[21:25] Director Bear
    Lammis, rein it in a little.
    I was scared to death.
[21:30] Lammis
    I'm sorry, Director.
[21:32] Director Bear
    Well, it was our error that
    exposed your group to danger.
[21:38] Director Bear
    I apologize.
[21:39] Lammis
    N-Not at all! I'm the one who's
    sorry for going out on a limb!
[21:44] protagonist
    The bear and the girl are
    busily bowing to each other.
[21:48] protagonist
    It's a surreal, but heartwarming sight.
[21:51] Director Bear
    Well done, everyone! Let's head for home.
[21:55] Director Bear
    But until we reach the village,
    the campaign continues.
[21:59] Director Bear
    Stay on your toes.
[22:00] Lammis/hunters
    Yes, sir!
[23:34] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Rebuilding
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[23:39] ---
    

E3 - Rebuilding

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[00:01] protagonist
    We finished our battle with the frog fiends,
    and returned to the village.
[00:05] protagonist
    No unusual events transpired
    on our way home, but...
[00:11] Kerioyl
    Hey!
[00:15] Lammis
    The village!
[00:18] Director Bear
    Everyone, I'm sorry. I know you're tired.
[00:21] Director Bear
    But it looks like there's
    one more thing we must do.
[00:27] Lammis
    Munami, missus...
[00:30] protagonist
    She's known them far longer
    than me, so for her this is...
[00:35] protagonist
    There must be some way to let
    her know what I'm thinking!
[00:39] Boxxo
    Forward-to-there, insert coins.
[00:41] Lammis
    Boxxo?
[00:43] Boxxo
    Thank you-look-to-there-coins.
[00:48] Boxxo
    Forward to there, insert coins.
[00:51] Lammis
    Forward? Look there?
[00:54] Lammis
    You're right! We won't know
    anything if we don't go look!
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    Rebuilding
[02:33] protagonist
    It looks like something
    got dragged through here.
[02:35] protagonist
    But what?
[02:37] Lammis
    The inn!
[02:38] Lammis
    Is the inn okay?!
[02:42] Lammis
    No... This is terrible!
[02:46] Lammis
    Munami! Missus!
[02:48] protagonist
    Uh-oh! She might go running inside!
[02:51] Boxxo
    You-might-too bad.
[02:53] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[02:58] Lammis
    Sorry, Boxxo. You're telling
     me to calm down.
[03:02] Lammis
    And if there's no answer, it might
    mean they evacuated somewhere.
[03:06] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[03:07] Lammis
    Let's see, at a time like
    this they'd go to...
[03:10] Lammis
    Oh, the Hunters Association!
[03:17] Karios
    Hey! Lammis and Boxxo!
[03:19] Lammis
    Karios! Gorth!
[03:22] Karios
    You guys are safe and sound too!
[03:24] Gorth
    Can't beat that.
[03:25] Lammis
    Um, where are those two?
[03:27] Karios
    Oh, don't worry! They're inside.
[03:30] Lammis
    Th-Thank goodness!
[03:32] Gorth
    This is where the transfer circle is.
     It's fully defended.
[03:37] protagonist
    Of course. This village was
    built inside a dungeon,
[03:40] protagonist
    so maybe it's no surprise they
    have all these defenses.
[03:44] Munami
    Lammy! Welcome back!
[03:46] Lammis
    Munami! Missus!
[03:48] missus
    Well, what a heck of a day today was.
[03:50] Munami
    Did you two get hurt?
[03:52] Lammis
    Nope! I'm fine!
[03:54] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[03:57] protagonist
    These people I see every day...
[03:59] protagonist
    I've only lived here for a few weeks,
    but I already don't want to lose any of them.
[04:04] protagonist
    I feel that all the more because
    I've already died once.
[04:09] protagonist
    All goods are on me today!
[04:11] protagonist
    It's a steal!
[04:19] protagonist
    This two-headed snake monster is apparently

    a natural enemy of the frog men.
[04:30] Shui
    All the fat makes it yummy!
[04:33] protagonist
    But they eat the monsters they defeat!
[04:35] protagonist
    I'm not sure whether to call this
    world's people wild or resilient.
[04:41] protagonist
    This free giveaway means there are
    some brand new faces in line.
[04:46] protagonist
    A new type of alcoholic beverage
    is selling like crazy,
[04:48] protagonist
    with potato chips and oden as accompaniment.
SIGN    Oden
[04:53] protagonist
    The free stuff ends after tonight!
[04:56] protagonist
    Tomorrow, I'm going to make loads of money!
[05:01] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[05:03] Lammis
    Are you drinking?
[05:05] Lammis
    We've been through a lot since we went on
    that expedition, but it sure was rewarding!
[05:13] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:14] Lammis
    You know what? I'm happy.
[05:20] Lammis
    Super happy that everyone's still alive,
[05:24] Lammis
    but also really happy to see
    everyone gather to you.
[05:32] Lammis
    It makes me think... at some point,
    you became a necessary part of this place.
[05:39] Lammis
    And that makes me happy, so happy...
[05:47] protagonist
    So, that's what she's been thinking.
[05:49] protagonist
    She really is a nice girl.
[05:53] protagonist
    Good night, Lammis.
[05:55] protagonist
    And here's to tomorrow.
[05:58] protagonist
    The merchants are as busy as can
    be getting their shops ready.
[06:03] protagonist
    There will be lots of carpenters
    around and hunters on guard duty.
[06:07] protagonist
    That much I expect.
[06:09] protagonist
    And Lammis was summoned by Director Bear.
[06:12] protagonist
    I just hope her assessment as a hunter
    improved as a result of that expedition.
[06:17] Lammis
    Listen, Boxxo!
[06:19] Lammis
    I got a personal request from the director!
[06:22] Lammis
    Incredible, huh!
[06:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[06:24] Lammis
    Check it out! It's for rubble removal!
[06:27] protagonist
    Of course it is.
[06:30] Lammis
    Munami! Missus!
[06:32] Lammis
    I'm here to help!
[06:34] Munami
    So you are, Lammy!
[06:36] missus
    This'll be a huge help.
[06:39] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[06:41] young hunter A
    This is the site?
[06:42] young hunter A
    Oh, there's the box with a mind of its own.
[06:45] young hunter B
    Great! We're in luck.
[06:46] young hunter C
    And the pay is good, so we'll buy tons—
[06:54] Lammis
    This is full, so I'll go dump it!
[06:59] protagonist
    Because of that Blessing of Might,
    Lammis apparently used to be a screw-up,
[07:03] protagonist
    and her colleagues treated
    her like a nuisance.
[07:06] protagonist
    Maybe if she'd been given enough
    of this simple manual labor,
[07:09] protagonist
    they'd have thought better of her.
[07:11] Kerioyl
    Oh, Lammis. Hard at work, I see!
[07:14] Kerioyl
    I've come to deliver a bribe to
    you hard-working youngsters.
[07:15] young hunter B
    This guy's...
[07:16] young hunter A
    Yeah.
[07:18] Kerioyl
    Choose whatever you like
    from Boxxo. It's on me.
[07:22] Kerioyl
    Naturally, that goes for you ladies as well.
[07:25] Lammis
    Your treat? Then I'll have this and this!
[07:28] Munami
    Lammy, at times like this you should
    choose the most expensive things.
[07:32] missus
    In that case, I'll have about a hundred
    stewed items for snacking purposes.
[07:35] Kerioyl
    W-Well, that's...
[07:38] Kerioyl
    Actually, Lammis. Would you
    care to join our menagerie?
[07:43] Kerioyl
    That goes for Boxxo too, of course.
[07:45] Lammis
    I would not.
[07:47] Kerioyl
    O-Oh...
[07:49] young hunter A
    Hey, why'd you refuse?
[07:52] young hunter A
    It's an invitation to
    the Menagerie of Fools!
[07:54] Lammis
    Because we're rebuilding right now,
    so we need all the help we can get.
[08:02] Acowi
    You must be Mister Boxxo,
    the box with a mind of its own?
[08:06] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:08] Acowi
    May I take that as a "yes"?
[08:11] Lammis
    Boxxo, what's up?
[08:13] Lammis
    Uh, who might you be?
[08:15] Acowi
    I am Acowi, from the Exchange House.
[08:19] Acowi
    Standing behind me here
    is my assistant, Gocguy.
[08:22] Gocguy
    Nice to meet you.
[08:24] Acowi
    We've come here because we received word
    this stratum is low on silver coins.
[08:30] protagonist
    Whoever could be hoarding silver coins?
[08:33] protagonist
    Disgraceful.
[08:34] Lammis
    Oh, that's because Boxxo gets paid
    practically only with silver coins!
[08:38] protagonist
    Lammis, shush!
[08:40] Acowi
    That's what I suspected.
[08:41] Acowi
    In that case, I have a
    proposal for Mister Boxxo.
[08:44] Acowi
    We're brought about a hundred gold coins.
[08:47] Acowi
    Could you exchange them for the
    silver coins you've saved up?
[08:50] protagonist
    Exchange, huh?
[08:51] protagonist
    I do believe one gold coin
    is worth 100 silver?
[08:54] protagonist
    And I'd say one gold coin is
    worth ¥100,000 Japanese yen.
[08:57] protagonist
    That's quite a lot of money!
[08:59] Acowi
    What do you say?
[09:00] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[09:01] Acowi
    That means you cannot accept?
[09:03] protagonist
    I want to do the exchange,
[09:05] protagonist
    but this vending machine isn't
    equipped with an exchange function.
[09:08] Lammis
    Oh! Maybe if you buy something with
    a gold coin, you'll get change!
[09:15] protagonist
    The first gold coin I've had in me!
[09:23] Acowi
    This will work! Let's keep purchasing!
[09:26] Gugoyle
    Damn! I got put through the
    wringer thanks to him!
[09:30] Acowi
    Any more might be an imposition on
    Mister Boxxo, so we will stop here.
[09:40] Acowi
    We will be back another day
    to make more purchases.
[09:44] Acowi
    I look forward to doing business then.
[09:45] Lammis
    Boxxo, you're so rich!
[09:48] Lammis
    Better watch out so nobody robs you.
[09:51] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:55] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[09:57] Shimelai
    Yeah, yeah!
[09:59] Shimelai
    Come on, come on!
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    yen
[10:02] Shimelai
    Seven, seven...
[10:04] Shimelai
    Six!
[10:06] Shimelai
    No way!
[10:08] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[10:10] protagonist
    I'm finally able to use this bit of
    speech for its intended purpose.
[10:15] protagonist
    I added the digital lottery function!
[10:18] protagonist
    Since I installed this,
    I've made close to 30% more sales!
[10:21] Shimelai
    Calm down, just calm down.
    I'll make this the last one!
[10:26] Shimelai
    The chances of winning a water are high!
[10:29] Shimelai
    I wager my whole gambling
    life on this one shot!
[10:33] Yumite
    What are you doing, old man?
[10:37] Yumite
    That bad old habit of yours is back.
[10:40] Yumite
    You don't remember what today is, do you?
[10:43] Shimelai
    I remember! I do!
[10:47] Lammis
    Sorry, Boxxo!
[10:49] Lammis
    I sent a letter to Hulemy,
    but there's been no reply.
[10:52] Lammis
    She's probably still hanging
    around in a stratum somewhere.
[10:55] Lammis
    So do you mind waiting here
    until she contacts me?!
[10:58] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[11:00] Director Bear
    Are you busy right now?
[11:01] Lammis
    Director!
[11:02] Director Bear
    I have something to discuss. Could you
     come to the Association?
[11:08] Director Bear
    As I told Lammis before,
    you both did well on the campaign.
[11:13] Director Bear
    Without the two of you,
[11:15] Director Bear
    there's a good chance the situation
    would have gone from bad to worse.
[11:18] Director Bear
    I thank you.
[11:20] Director Bear
    By the way, Boxxo. I have a
    favor to ask, if it's possible.
[11:25] Director Bear
    Would you mind leaving the
    room for this, Lammis?
[11:28] Lammis
    I guess not.
[11:30] Lammis
    Can I wait downstairs?
[11:32] Director Bear
    Please. I'll send for you once we're done.
[11:36] Lammis
    Yes, sir.
[11:40] Director Bear
    Recent developments have seen quite a
    few hoping to migrate to the village.
[11:44] Director Bear
    But a population increase brings
    with it a range of issues.
[11:47] Director Bear
    I very much hope you'll help
    out with any food shortfalls,
[11:51] Director Bear
    but right now it's a matter of hygiene
    that has me tearing out my fur.
[11:55] Director Bear
    We bear fiends don't have much in the way
    of physical desire outside breeding season,
[12:00] Director Bear
    but humans are not so orderly.
[12:03] Director Bear
    Diseases often end up spreading, which would
     delay reconstruction efforts.
[12:07] protagonist
    Aha, so that's why he wanted
    Lammis to leave the room.
[12:12] protagonist
    I mean hey, that's just
    part of human behavior.
[12:15] Director Bear
    Shirley, please come in.
[12:22] Shirley
    Nice to meet you. My name is Shirley.
[12:25] protagonist
    Wow, she's pretty!
[12:28] Shirley
    It would be a delight for the
    village to grow more energized.
[12:33] Shirley
    And if we tighten regulations
    to deal with the hygiene issues,
[12:37] Shirley
    that then creates other problems.
[12:39] protagonist
    One thing comes to mind,
    for preventing such diseases.
[12:42] protagonist
    But will they be able to understand it?
[12:46] protagonist
    Well, might as well show them and see.
[12:51] Director Bear
    So this is how you go about
    changing your products.
SIGN    OUTLET
[12:58] Director Bear
    What might this box be?
[13:00] Director Bear
    Is this your secret plan, Boxxo?
SIGN    Firm Fit
[13:03] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:04] Shirley
    Ten silver coins. That isn't cheap.
SIGN    OUTLET
[13:11] Shirley
    You tear open this little notched bag
     and take out what's inside?
[13:16] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Healthy! Family Planning
[13:17] Shirley
    My... what a strange material.
[13:20] Shirley
    It's interesting how it
    stretches and contracts.
[13:23] Shirley
    There's slimy liquid on one side.
[13:26] protagonist
    What's this immoral mood I'm in?
[13:30] Director Bear
    I have no idea how to use it.
[13:31] Director Bear
    There was some paper in the box, though.
[13:34] Shirley
    I shall take a look.
[13:37] Shirley
    Ah, so that's how it works.
[13:39] Shirley
    Good thing it's easy to understand,
    thanks to this diagram.
[13:43] Shirley
    This is indeed a wonderful product.
[13:46] Shirley
    It should protect against diseases.
[13:49] Shirley
    Let's purchase a large amount, and
    distribute them in the entertainment quarter.
[13:56] protagonist
    I made lots of sales.
[13:57] Lammis
    Boxxo, your body feels a little hot.
     Did something happen?
[14:02] protagonist
    There's a girl who shows
    up in the afternoon.
[14:05] protagonist
    I had been overlooking her
    little bouts of mischief.

[14:11] protagonist
    But this time, no way.
[14:14] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[14:16] Suori
    You rude thing! D-Do you
    have any idea who I am?!
[14:21] Suori
    Break that thing! Break it!
[14:23] MIB A
    My, my. Miss Suori's tomboyish
    antics are so troublesome.
[14:28] protagonist
    As per usual, the girl showed up again.
[14:32] Suori
    Father, you said you'd come home today.
[14:35] Suori
    Liar.
[14:41] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:45] Suori
    I can have this?
[14:47] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[14:51] Suori
    U-Um...
[14:53] Suori
    Thank you.
[14:55] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[15:03] Lammis
    I wish I had your figure, Shirley!
[15:07] Shirley
    Thank you.
[15:09] protagonist
    It's not like anyone's going
    to get on my case for gawking,
[15:13] protagonist
    but I'm glad I'm not flesh and blood!
[15:15] Lammis
    Boxxo, could you sell me the usual?
SIGN    Men's Underwear
[15:25] Lammis
    This liquid hair cleaner!
[15:28] Lammis
    It's great stuff, the way it
    makes hair unbelievably glossy!
[15:31] protagonist
    Yes! That's why I've been installed here!
[15:34] protagonist
    I'd like to emphasize it wasn't
    because I wanted it this way!
[15:38] tanuki
    I've been shedding like crazy lately.
[15:41] fox
    Because your new coat's
     growing in, right?
[15:43] tanuki
    Yeah, but I ache so much, I can't stand it.
[15:46] fox
    Yeah, it's almost mating season!
[15:48] tanuki
    Oh, Boxxo's here today!
[15:50] tanuki
    I'll stock up on fur wash.
[15:52] fox
    Me too.
[15:53] tanuki
    If I can improve my coat with this,
     all the males will notice!
[15:57] fox
    Turns out the scent is irresistible!
[16:00] fox
    My boyfriend got all hot and bothered before,
     even though it wasn't mating season!
[16:05] protagonist
    Only in the bathhouse...
[16:05] tanuki
    You serious? That's awesome!
[16:09] protagonist
    Putting one's hand on one's hip is so universal,
    they even do it in other worlds.
[16:15] Lammis
    That hits the spot right after a bath!
[16:18] Shirley
    A cold one for me too, Boxxo.
[16:21] Shirley
    Make it the brown kind today.
[16:23] Lammis
    That faint sweetness is just the best!
[16:26] protagonist
    Sure enough, after a bath it's got to be
    either fruit-flavored or coffee-flavored milk.
[16:30] protagonist
    In a bottle, of course.
[16:32] protagonist
    That's nonnegotiable in a bathhouse!
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    yen
[16:34] May
    Grandpa, what are these numbers?
[16:37] Shimelai
    They change when you buy something.
[16:39] Shimelai
    If they all end up as the same number,
    you can get another one for free.
[16:43] Shimelai
    And they say if you win here,
    it can make you happy all day.
[16:49] May
    I want to try!
[16:51] Shimelai
    Let's try it, then.
[16:52] Shimelai
    By the way, what I recommend
    for you is water.
[16:55] May
    Okay, I'll try that!
[16:57] mother
    I'm glad I got up the nerve to come see you.
[17:01] mother
    I'm sorry for being such
    a bad daughter, Mom.
[17:04] Yumite
    For a parent, the worst thing a
    child can do is die before them.
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    yen
[17:12] May
    Yes! I only need one more, right?
[17:15] Shimelai
    This is the one that never hits.
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    yen
[17:17] May
    Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
[17:22] May
    I got a seven! I did it!
[17:24] Shimelai
    Wh-What?!
[17:28] Shimelai
    May, hurry and decide or you'll run out
    of time to get something for free.
[17:33] May
    Okay, this!
[17:36] May
    This is for you, Grandpa!
[17:38] Shimelai
    You're giving it to me?
[17:41] Shimelai
    Thank you.
[17:43] Shimelai
    Ah, but the day's almost over. It'll only make
     you happy for a little while. What a waste.
[17:49] May
    So what?
[17:51] May
    I've been happy all day today,
    since I got to see you and Grandma!
[17:56] May
    That's why it's not a waste!
[18:02] Shimelai
    You're right.
[18:05] protagonist
    Was it a coincidence or not
    that May hit the jackpot?
[18:06] May
    Bet it tastes good, Grandpa.
[18:08] Shimelai
    Bet it does.
[18:09] protagonist
    That's something best left unsaid.
[18:16] Director Bear
    Boxxo, I heard you can use "mimicry"
    to blend in with your surroundings.
[18:21] Director Bear
    Is that true?
[18:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:26] Director Bear
    Well, that's really something!
[18:29] Director Bear
    I suppose nobody would find you like this.
[18:31] Director Bear
    Could I ask you to perform
    a task with that ability?
[18:35] protagonist
    Task?
[18:36] Director Bear
    I'd like you to hide out where a
    rash of crimes have been occurring,
[18:39] Director Bear
    so you can identify the offender.
[18:42] Director Bear
    First, could we test just how
    useful this mimicry of yours is?
[18:47] protagonist
    From here, I have a clear view
    of the Hunters Association.
[18:50] protagonist
    Nice change of pace.
[18:52] Lammis
    Boxxo! Where are you, Boxxo?!
[18:55] Munami
    Didn't the director say
    he was borrowing him?
[18:58] Lammis
    He did?
[18:59] Munami
    What'll you do today? Want to
    help out around here again?
[19:02] Lammis
    I'm going to help out at
    the Association today,
[19:05] Lammis
    so I can meet Boxxo whenever
    he's ready to come back.
[19:08] Munami
    Okay, okay.
[19:13] Shirley
    Oh, Boxxo isn't with you?
[19:16] Lammis
    Right, he's doing something
    for the director today.
[19:19] Shirley
    Oh, that's too bad.
[19:22] Lammis
    Boxxo sure is popular.
[19:26] protagonist
    What a quiet day.
[19:29] Suori
    I wanted to have some alowaz fruit juice.
[19:32] Suori
    Boxxo's a jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
[19:35] Lammis
    Hey, Suori!
[19:37] Lammis
    You shouldn't go calling Boxxo a jerk.
[19:40] Suori
    So there you are, booby monster.
[19:43] Lammis
    I already told you before, it's "Lammis."
[19:46] Suori
    By the way, Lammaries, have you
    given any thought to you-know-what?
[19:50] Lammis
    It's "Lammis"!
[19:52] Lammis
    No matter how much money
    you offer, I won't hand over Boxxo!
[19:56] Suori
    You could have so much money,
[19:59] Suori
    your family could fritter it away for
    three generations and not run out.
[20:02] Lammis
    I told you before, Boxxo isn't my property.
[20:06] Lammis
    Besides, money can't replace him.
[20:09] Suori
    Don't you think you
    restrict Boxxo too much?!
[20:12] Suori
    Rather than spend every day with some
    stumpy woman with no sex appeal,
[20:16] Suori
    wouldn't he be happier passing the time
    elegantly with me in my magnificent residence?!
[20:21] Lammis
    Stumpy? No sex appeal?
[20:24] Lammis
    Maybe you're not one to talk, Suori.
[20:28] Suori
    But I'm still growing.
[20:30] Suori
    I have plenty to look forward to.
[20:32] Suori
    Mother's are even larger than yours!
[20:35] MIB A
    How heartbreaking, Miss Suori!
[20:37] MIB B
    She doesn't know that the
    madam pads her chest!
[20:40] Suori
    Well, enough of that for now.
[20:43] Suori
    Lammaries, is it all right
    if I ask you something?
[20:46] Lammis
    I'll think about it, if you
    call me by my proper name.
[20:52] Suori
    Lammis...
[20:54] Lammis
    Yes?
[20:55] Suori
    Boxxo isn't just some magic tool, is he?
[20:59] Suori
    Exactly what is going on inside there?
[21:02] Lammis
    Well, about that... I'm not too sure either.
[21:07] Lammis
    But he understands what you say,
    and he responds accordingly,
[21:11] Lammis
    so he's probably the same as any human.
[21:13] protagonist
    So, that's how you think of me.
[21:16] protagonist
    Thank you, Lammis.
[21:19] Suori
    Well, that will do.
[21:21] Suori
    I'll use all the time and money
    it takes to acquire Boxxo.
[21:25] Suori
    Sooner or later, you'll see
    what makes me so good.
[21:29] Lammis
    Anyway! Boxxo isn't around today.
[21:32] Lammis
    Go on home.
[21:34] Suori
    I'll be back another day.
[21:38] Suori
    Until then, I'll leave Boxxo in your care,
    so polish him up nice and shiny for me!
[21:45] Lammis
    Suori is willing to talk a lot
    more than she was before.
[21:50] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:51] Lammis
    Boxxo?! How long have you been there?!
[21:54] Lammis
    You should speak up sooner!
[21:56] Lammis
    You know what? All sorts
    of things happened today!
[21:59] Lammis
    Want to hear about it?
[22:01] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Boxxo Is Abducted
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E4 - Boxxo Is Abducted

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[00:02] protagonist
    Such pleasant weather.
[00:08] protagonist
    Are those just animals? Not monsters?
[00:11] protagonist
    Talk about cute.
[00:13] protagonist
    I mean, hey!
[00:15] protagonist
    This is no time for taking it easy.
[00:19] protagonist
    I've been rattling around on this
    cart for about eight hours.
[00:22] protagonist
    Where the heck are these guys taking me?
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    Boxxo Is Abducted
[01:58] (Flashback) villain A
    The director has hired us to reinforce
    the village walls, starting today.
[02:03] (Flashback) villain A
    Therefore, he wants you to set
    up shop there for a while.
[02:08] protagonist
    Oh, he does?
[02:10] protagonist
    Huh?
[02:11] protagonist
    That's the guy who tried to steal
    money from me during the campaign!
[02:17] protagonist
    Has he reformed and started
    doing honest work?
[02:20] protagonist
    Well, it's at Director Bear's request.
    It should be fine.
[02:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[02:25] (Flashback) villain A
    That means "yes," as I recall.
[02:27] (Flashback) villain A
    We shall carry you there, then.
[02:30] (Flashback) villains
    Oof!
[02:31] (Flashback) villain C
    Be careful not to drop him.
[02:33] (Flashback) villain A
    Yeah!
[02:37] (Flashback) boss
    Okay, we're good.
[02:38] (Flashback) Gugoyle
    Yes, sir!
[02:41] protagonist
    That was me eight hours ago.
[02:45] protagonist
    It's a little late, but I now realize
    I should've been a bit more suspicious.
[02:49] protagonist
    Still, how far are they going to travel?
[02:52] protagonist
    Might as well be safe and check my points.
SIGN    <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
     Blessing • Barrier
[02:57] protagonist
    I could use my barrier, but it
    wouldn't even last three hours.
[03:01] protagonist
    This makes me wish I had pulled the plug
[03:03] protagonist
    whenever I got carried away
    over having plenty of points.
[03:06] boss
    Stop the cart. Time for a break.
[03:10] villain A
    Man, I'm beat.
[03:11] villain C
    I'm gonna go take a leak.
[03:13] villain B
    Me, too.
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
[03:17] protagonist
    I'll go ahead and record the perps'
    faces with my security camera.
[03:25] Gugoyle
    Long time no see, Boxxo.
[03:29] protagonist
    The small-time crook.
[03:30] protagonist
    I was a fool for thinking you'd reformed.
[03:33] Gugoyle
    You understand the situation you're in, right?
[03:36] Gugoyle
    Now hurry and make with the food and drink!
[03:38] Gugoyle
    Even an iron box must know what'll
    happen if it doesn't cooperate.
[03:45] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[03:46] Gugoyle
    You wanna play games, huh?!
[03:49] guide
    One damage. Durability decreased by one.
[03:52] boss
    Stop that.
[03:54] boss
    We're after the money inside it, but this
    thing itself should be worth something.
[03:58] boss
    Try to avoid damaging it.
[04:00] Gugoyle
    Y-Yes, sir!
[04:01] Gugoyle
    Sorry, boss.
[04:03] boss
    And you don't want to get busted up, do you?
[04:05] boss
    I think it'd be wise to do as you're told.
[04:08] Boxxo
    You-he-ad-too bad.
[04:12] boss
    Sounds like you don't
    understand your situation.
[04:16] boss
    Hey, isn't it supposed to be able
    to fix any damage it takes?
[04:20] Gugoyle
    Yes, sir! It got pretty dented
    up during the campaign,
[04:24] Gugoyle
    but now it's perfectly back to normal.
[04:27] boss
    Then use some physical persuasion.
    Just don't break it.
[04:30] Gugoyle
    Understood! Hey, let's go to town!
[04:34] Gugoyle
    Not too clever now, are ya?!
[04:37] guide
    Three damage. Durability decreased by three.
[04:40] guide
    Four damage. Durability decreased by four.
[04:41] protagonist
    This isn't all that much damage,
    but I hate to stand here and take it.
[04:45] guide
    Two damage. Durability decreased by two.
[04:45] protagonist
    It'd be nice if my body
    was a little sturdier.
SIGN    Durability
SIGN    Toughness
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Magic
[04:48] guide
    Would you like to spend 1,000 points
    to increase toughness by ten?
[04:52] protagonist
    Huh? You can also use points
    to enhance status?!
SIGN    Durability
SIGN    Toughness
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Would you like to enhance?
[04:55] villain B
    Eat this!
[04:58] villain B
    What?
[04:59] villain C
    That didn't happen before.
[05:01] guide
    Damage taken: zero.
[05:03] protagonist
    Good, now I'm no longer taking damage.
[05:05] boss
    We'll stop there for now.
[05:08] Gugoyle
    Y-Yes,sir.
[05:10] boss
    Hey, it hasn't repaired itself!
[05:12] Gugoyle
    No way! I'm sure it did before!
[05:15] Gugoyle
    Get on with the repairs, you!
[05:17] boss
    Gugoyle.
[05:18] boss
    You know what'll happen
    if it's broken, right?
[05:22] Gugoyle
    H-Hey, you stupid box! I know you're
    just pretending you can't—
[05:25] Gugoyle
    S-See, it's fine! It's not broken!
[05:30] villain B
    What's this?
[05:31] villain A
    Well, we'll drink it and find out.
SIGN    Weili
     The futuristic super health drink that's
    finally come from that planet! For those
    willing to risk everything for health!
    
    
    Carbonated beverage Contains no fruit juice
[05:36] villain A
    Tastes like shit!
[05:40] protagonist
    How do you like the taste of one
    of my official bottom ten juices?!
[05:46] boss
    You guys, lug this inside and
    have our guest check it out.
[05:49] Gugoyle
    But boss, I doubt they're going
    to do what we tell them!
[05:53] boss
    If they don't, that's when
    your heads are coming off.
[05:57] Gugoyle
    C-Consider it done!
[06:00] protagonist
    Who the heck are they talking about?
[06:05] villain B
    The boss really is a slave driver.
[06:08] villain C
    Yeah, you said it.
[06:13] Gugoyle
    Hey, we brought you a toy you're
    sure to like, so look into it.
[06:17] Hulemy
    Huh?! Who the hell you
    think you're talking to?!
[06:19] protagonist
    Talk about forceful! Sounds like a woman, too.
[06:20] Hulemy
    You ain't shit! You don't give people orders!
[06:24] Gugoyle
    H-Here's the documentation on this thing!
[06:27] Gugoyle
    Give it a good read!
[06:28] Hulemy
    Say what?!
[06:34] Hulemy
    Didn't your mama teach you to look people
    in the eye when you talk to them?
[06:40] Hulemy
    Or are you scared
[06:42] Hulemy
    of a feeble little girl like me?
[06:44] Gugoyle
    J-Just figure this thing out!
[06:47] Hulemy
    The only thing you're any
    good at is running away.
[06:54] Hulemy
    Is it true you're a magic
    item with a mind of its own?
[06:57] protagonist
    I wonder if I should answer truthfully.
[07:00] Hulemy
    Oh, sorry. It'd be polite if
    I introduced myself first.
[07:04] Hulemy
    My name is Hulemy.
[07:07] protagonist
    I've heard that name somewhere.
[07:09] Hulemy
    I may not look it, but I'm sort
    of a famous magic item engineer.
[07:13] Hulemy
    Looks like they kidnapped
    me so I could study you.
[07:16] protagonist
    Oh! She's the one Lammis wanted me to meet!
[07:19] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[07:21] Hulemy
    Whoa, you really can talk!
[07:23] Hulemy
    I've never seen a magic item that
    talks and understands language!
[07:27] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[07:29] Hulemy
    Let's see.
[07:31] Hulemy
    It says here that means "yes."
[07:34] Hulemy
    Even with my limited engineering knowledge,
[07:37] Hulemy
    I've experimented with endowing magic
    items with human intelligence.
[07:41] Hulemy
    But I concluded it's impossible
    using current technology.
[07:45] Hulemy
    So then, I tried changing
    my way of thinking.
SIGN    Kocha Kadan
SIGN    Early Afternoon Tea
[07:48] Hulemy
    Instead of giving a magic
    item human intelligence,
[07:51] Hulemy
    maybe I could put a human soul inside one!
[07:55] protagonist
    Wow! She came up with that idea on her own?
[07:58] Hulemy
    Sorry, I don't usually get that worked up.
[08:02] Hulemy
    I'll drink some water or something.
[08:11] Hulemy
    I can have this?
[08:13] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:14] Hulemy
    I'll help myself, then.
[08:17] Hulemy
    How do you open it?
[08:19] Hulemy
    Oh, like this.
[08:21] Hulemy
    That's great!
[08:22] protagonist
    Yup.
[08:23] Hulemy
    My exhausted mind needed this sugar!
[08:26] Hulemy
    And it's just the right warmth.
[08:29] Hulemy
    You know your stuff.
[08:32] protagonist
    Her image becomes totally
    different when she smiles!
[08:34] protagonist
    Like that of an innocent girl.
[08:39] Hulemy
    So, your name is Boxxo?
[08:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:43] Hulemy
    Huh. Don't tell me you're a magic
    item with somebody's soul inside?
[08:49] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:51] Hulemy
    I thought so!
[08:52] Hulemy
    Okay, I'm going to keep on talking.
    You let me have it if I'm wrong.
[08:56] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:58] Hulemy
    Boxxo, you're a magic item who has a master.
[09:01] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[09:02] Hulemy
    Oh, you don't have one?
[09:04] Hulemy
    Well, do you have any memory
    of when you were human?
[09:07] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:08] Hulemy
    Huh, how about that?
[09:10] Hulemy
    Okay. Magic items aren't supposed
    to require money in the first place,
[09:14] Hulemy
    so why do you have prices set?
[09:17] Hulemy
    Do you need it for replenishing
    your inventory?
[09:20] Boxxo
    Hello there. Too bad.
[09:23] Hulemy
    So I wasn't totally mistaken?
[09:26] Hulemy
    And that means you can use
    money for something else?
[09:30] Boxxo
    Hello there. Hello there.
[09:32] protagonist
    I think it'd be quicker
    just to show her this.
[09:37] Hulemy
    What?
[09:38] Hulemy
    Your whole damn shape changed!
[09:42] Hulemy
    Looks like the goods you're
    selling are different too.
[09:45] protagonist
    This would make me feel weird
    if I wasn't a vending machine.
[09:49] Hulemy
    I get it! By using the money you make,
[09:52] Hulemy
    it becomes possible to
    change your functions!
[09:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:55] Hulemy
    That's wild! Is there
    anything else you can do?
[10:01] Hulemy
    What's this?
[10:06] Hulemy
    Looks like a wall.
[10:07] Hulemy
    Pretty strong one, too.
[10:10] protagonist
    Now for a little surprise.
[10:16] Hulemy
    A solid wall where you can
    control what goes in or out...
[10:19] Hulemy
    This is a barrier, isn't it?!
[10:21] Hulemy
    Impressive, Boxxo!
[10:22] Hulemy
    Not only do you have lots of functions,
    you can even use a blessing!
[10:25] Hulemy
    You're beyond a magic item!
[10:31] protagonist
    I appreciate the compliment,
[10:33] protagonist
    but all I did was receive an
    outstanding vending machine body.
[10:37] protagonist
    The thing to really be
    proud of is her intellect.
[10:40] protagonist
    Because she's figuring all
    this out by herself.
[10:53] protagonist
    I wonder if everyone's noticed
    by now that I'm gone.
[10:57] protagonist
    I just hope Lammis isn't so worried
    that she does something rash.
[11:02] villain B
    Huh? Has its damage been fixed?
[11:06] Gugoyle
    Never mind that.
[11:08] Gugoyle
    Looks like she's asleep.
[11:09] villain A
    Damn smart-ass girl.
    Let's teach her a good lesson.
[11:13] protagonist
    Attacking while she's asleep? Those cowards.
[11:15] protagonist
    Fine, I know how to stop this.
[11:20] villain B
    Wh-What?! It changed shape!
[11:35] villain
    Oh wow!
[11:40] Gugoyle
    Hey, there's something I need to do.
[11:42] Gugoyle
    I'm going back to my room.
[11:43] villain A
    And my stomach hurts,
    so I'm off to the toilet!
[11:45] villain B
    I'm kinda tired now, myself.
[11:49] protagonist
    I'm glad that worked,
    but those guys are so trashy.
[11:59] villain C
    Hey, food time! I'll leave it here.
[12:01] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[12:02] villain C
    Man, what's with this thing?
[12:08] Hulemy
    If food's here, that means it's morning.
[12:12] Hulemy
    'Sup, Boxxo.
[12:13] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[12:20] Hulemy
    Can't they manage anything better than this?
[12:25] Hulemy
    Sorry.
[12:26] Hulemy
    I've been so wary of them slipping
    something weird into the food,
[12:29] Hulemy
    I've hardly eaten a thing.
[12:33] Hulemy
    What's up, Boxxo?
[12:35] Hulemy
    Your goods changed again.
SIGN    Anpan
[12:40] Hulemy
    This is bread!
[12:42] Hulemy
    Am I glad to see this!
[12:45] Hulemy
    It's great! And it's soft and fluffy!
[12:50] Hulemy
    With all this tasty stuff, you'll put
    all the restaurants out of business!
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Gutenburger
[12:56] Hulemy
    I'm stuffed. That was great!
[13:00] Hulemy
    You want something?
[13:02] boss
    Have you figured out
    anything about that box?
[13:05] Hulemy
    Huh?! Why should I take orders from you?
[13:10] boss
    I'm not the patient type.
[13:12] boss
    You've got two days to figure out this
    box and get the money out of it.
[13:17] boss
    You hear?
[13:20] protagonist
    We only have two days.
[13:22] protagonist
    Got to figure out a way to escape by then.
[13:48] protagonist
    You know, Hulemy's hair is a mess.
[13:51] protagonist
    But there's no bath here.
[13:54] protagonist
    I know!
[13:57] Hulemy
    You're giving me something else?
[13:59] Hulemy
    But thanks to you, I'm not hungry or thirsty.
[14:06] Hulemy
    Water? But it feels too warm to drink.
[14:16] Boxxo
    He-ad-look forward to your next use.
[14:19] Hulemy
    Head?
[14:20] Hulemy
    Are you telling me to
    wash my hair with this?
[14:26] Hulemy
    Come to think of it, I haven't washed my hair
[14:29] Hulemy
    or my body since they locked me up in here.
[14:40] protagonist
    I've been hoping to
    facilitate this situation.
[14:43] protagonist
    Reincarnation is so worth a try.
[14:45] protagonist
    Oh, I want to stress that I only bought
    women's undergarments by mistake.
[14:50] protagonist
    Just so we're clear!
[14:53] Hulemy
    Now I'm all clean!
[14:55] Hulemy
    Thank, Boxxo.
[14:56] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:58] protagonist
    But the time limit is up tomorrow morning.
[15:01] protagonist
    What do we do?
[15:02] protagonist
    Do I attract their attention
    while she sneaks away?
[15:06] protagonist
    Or else...
[15:07] Hulemy
    Boxxo.
[15:10] Hulemy
    Is it cool if we talk
    about something serious?
[15:13] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[15:15] Hulemy
    If you're thinking of sacrificing yourself
    so I can get away, forget about it.
[15:20] Hulemy
    There are hordes of monsters in these parts.
[15:22] Hulemy
    You think I can survive in a place like
    that with my lack of fighting ability?
[15:27] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[15:28] Hulemy
    That's right! That's why
    escaping won't help me.
[15:31] Hulemy
    We'll just have to put up with
    this and wait for our chance.
[15:34] Hulemy
    Besides, I'm not all that scared of dying.
[15:38] Hulemy
    Maybe it's more accurate to say
    I'm numb to that sort of feeling.
[15:43] protagonist
    What's up? She must have some
    circumstances she can't tell anyone.
[15:50] Hulemy
    I feel tired.
[15:53] Hulemy
    So I'm going to bed.
[15:55] Hulemy
    Good night.
[15:56] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[16:04] protagonist
    Wow, she has a talent for
    falling asleep quickly.
[16:19] villain E
    Hey, what's that sound?!
[16:21] villain D
    Someone's launched an attack!
[16:23] protagonist
    This means they're under attack?!
[16:25] protagonist
    I've got to hurry and wake Hulemy!
[16:27] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[16:29] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[16:31] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[16:32] Hulemy
    What is it?
[16:34] Hulemy
    What's up, Boxxo?
[16:38] Hulemy
    I don't know what's going on,
    but this might be our chance.
[16:41] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[16:42] protagonist
    That voice!
[16:45] Lammis
    Boxxo! Where are you?!
[16:48] protagonist
    It's Lammis's voice!
[16:50] Hulemy
    Lammis? What's she doing here?
[16:52] Hulemy
    Does this mean the Hunters
    Association made a move?
[16:55] Hulemy
    And she was calling your name, Boxxo.
[16:57] Hulemy
    Do you two know each other?
[16:59] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:00] Hulemy
    Okay then!
[17:02] Hulemy
    If her group is here, we'll be fine.
[17:04] Hulemy
    Let's just stay here,
    so we don't get in the way.
[17:08] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:09] Hulemy
    Ayoomp.
[17:11] Hulemy
    Boxxo, help me out if it comes down to it.
[17:14] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:15] protagonist
    You can count on me! I know
    I can protect people!
[17:19] Hulemy
    Then again, we might be in some trouble.
[17:22] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[17:23] Hulemy
    There's a storehouse above us,
[17:25] Hulemy
    and the gold coins they've
    stolen are hoarded there.
[17:28] Hulemy
    But that's not all.
    They're also hoarding blastite.
[17:32] protagonist
    In other words, there's a bomb
    planted above our heads.
[17:37] protagonist
    That's just stupid!
[17:51] Hulemy
    You saved us, Boxxo. You sure are a capable guy.
[17:56] Hulemy
    Can you maintain this barrier indefinitely?
[17:59] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:00] Hulemy
    Oh.
[18:02] protagonist
    We're going to get crushed at some point.
[18:04] protagonist
    I can probably manage if I up my toughness.
[18:07] protagonist
    But if I forsake her, I'll regret
    it for the rest of my life!
[18:12] protagonist
    I can't afford to give up yet.
[18:14] protagonist
    There must be some way!
[18:17] Hulemy
    Hey, Boxxo. Tell me, do you need
    money to keep your blessing going?
[18:21] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:23] Hulemy
    Take a look at that.
[18:26] protagonist
    That's...
[18:27] Hulemy
    You see it? It's a bag filled with money.
[18:29] protagonist
    I'll let that into the barrier.
[18:36] Hulemy
    Good, now I'll buy whatever
    I want with this money!
[18:56] protagonist
    If we can hold out for three days,
    Lammis will likely dig us out.
[19:00] protagonist
    All that's left to do is wait.
[19:07] protagonist
    What's wrong? She was fine until a—
[19:09] Hulemy
    My head hurts...
[19:12] protagonist
    What am I, an idiot?! She's suffocating!
[19:15] protagonist
    The air's getting thin because
    we're sealed in here!
[19:18] protagonist
    What do I do?! I'm running out of time!
[19:22] protagonist
    I know!
[19:30] Hulemy
    What's that?
[19:34] Hulemy
    You telling me... to put it over my mouth?
[19:37] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[19:43] protagonist
    Never have I been so glad to
    be a vending machine nut.
[19:47] protagonist
    This oxygen vending machine
    came out around 1965,
[19:50] protagonist
    when air pollution was becoming an issue.
[19:55] Hulemy
    Thank you, Boxxo.
[19:57] Hulemy
    If you were a man in the flesh,
    I'm not sure I could resist.
[20:02] protagonist
    V-Vending machine or not,
[20:04] protagonist
    hearing you say that makes my heart...
    I mean, my equipment, pound!
[20:08] Lammis
    Boxxo, where are you?! Answer me!
[20:12] protagonist
    That voice!
[20:14] Hulemy
    Lammis is calling you. Go on, answer her.
[20:17] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:18] Lammis
    Boxxo? Are you in there?!
[20:20] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:21] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:22] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:24] Lammis
    Boxxo! Boxxo!
[20:26] Lammis
    Box—
[20:29] guide
    25 damage. Durability decreased by 25.
[20:35] protagonist
    That did more damage than I expected.
[20:40] Lammis
    I'm so sorry! This happened
    because I took my eyes off you!
[20:44] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[20:46] protagonist
    You keep crying, but I have
    no arms to hold you,
[20:49] protagonist
    nor a mouth to speak words of comfort.
[20:51] protagonist
    But I'm happy to see you again, Lammis.
[20:58] Filmina
    It's unusual for you to help with a job
    that doesn't pay anything, Captain.
[21:03] Kerioyl
    Come on. I'm always kind to
    others as well as myself.
[21:08] Filmina
    More like, if you get
    Boxxo to owe you a favor,
[21:12] Filmina
    it will become easier to persuade him.
[21:14] Filmina
    That's your dirty—
[21:15] Filmina
    your sensible approach.
[21:19] Kerioyl
    We have a goal to accomplish.
[21:21] Kerioyl
    For that, we've got to be
    willing to use any means.
[21:26] Kerioyl
    Boxxo is absolutely vital for making the
    Menagerie of Fools' wish come true.
[21:34] Hulemy
    Lammis, it's about time you let go.
[21:37] Hulemy
    Boxxo's body is wailing.
[21:39] Lammis
    No! If I let go, he'll go off somewhere again!
[21:43] Lammis
    Wait, what?!
[21:44] Lammis
    Hulemy, why're you here?!
[21:46] Hulemy
    You only just now noticed?
[21:49] Hulemy
    You really do have blinders on.
[21:53] Hulemy
    Well, thank goodness we managed
    to get out of there, Boxxo.
[22:01] Hulemy
    Aw, I wasn't trying to get you to do that.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E5 - Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine

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[00:20] Hulemy
    Your strength's amazing as ever, Lammis.
[00:23] Lammis
    Well, it's a quick way to fish.
[00:26] Hulemy
    Your parents will be happy
    to get all these fish.
[00:30] Lammis
    Yeah.
[00:31] Lammis
    But I'm so strong, I often
    break things at home.
[00:37] Lammis
    Because of that, Mom and Dad are
    always laughing in embarrassment.
[00:43] Hulemy
    Hey, look up.
[00:46] Hulemy
    Otherwise, you can't choose a product.
[00:48] Lammis
    Product?
[01:02] Lammis
    What's this big square box?
SIGN    Oden
[01:05] Lammis
    This feels familiar.
[01:09] Lammis
    This big, kind box is a precious
    magic item that saved my life.
[01:19] Lammis
    Boxxo, don't go away again.
[01:25] Hulemy
    Apparently after you were abducted,
    she kept looking and never even slept.
[01:30] protagonist
    I didn't know.
[01:32] Hulemy
    Maybe for her, it overlaps
    with that old incident.
[01:35] protagonist
    Old incident?
[01:37] Hulemy
    It's probably okay to tell you, Boxxo.
[01:40] Hulemy
    Long ago, a small village was
    attacked and wiped out by monsters.
[01:45] Hulemy
    Lammis and I are among the few survivors.
[01:50] Hulemy
    We both ended up losing our parents.
[01:53] Hulemy
    Lammis had her strength then,
[01:56] Hulemy
    but she was too scared to do anything,
    and she's regretted it ever since.
[02:02] Hulemy
    She used to be too clumsy to even kill a bug,
    and now she's become a hunter of all things.
[02:11] protagonist
    So that's the kind of past she's had.
[02:14] protagonist
    If there's any way I can
    help her out, I want to!
[02:18] Lammis
    Boxxo, we'll always be together...
[02:24] protagonist
    Of course. I'm happy to
    stick around, if you'll have me.
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    Vanity, Pride, and Vending Machine
[04:03] Hulemy
    I've decided to live in
    this village for a while.
[04:06] Hulemy
    Nice to have you as neighbors.
[04:08] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:10] Lammis
    If there's anything you don't understand
    about the village, just ask me.
[04:14] Hulemy
    Sure, I'm counting on you.
[04:17] Lammis
    Well, Director Bear's asked
    me to do reconstruction work.
[04:21] Lammis
    See you later!
[04:22] Hulemy
    Yep, take care!
[04:27] Hulemy
    Huh?
[04:29] MIB A
    Ms. Hulemy, Mister Boxxo, we have a request.
[04:33] protagonist
    These are Suori's bodyguards.
    What's going on?
[04:37] MIB A
    Later, Miss Suori will come
    to make a request of her own.
[04:42] MIB A
    We would like you to readily accept.
[04:45] Hulemy
    Hey, that's kind of sudden
    when I don't know what it is.
[04:51] MIB A
    What?! She's already nearby?!
[04:54] MIB A
    P-Please, keep it a secret
    that we contacted you first!
[04:59] Hulemy
    H-Hey...
[05:03] Suori
    E-Excuse me.
[05:05] Suori
    You must be Hulemy, that famous
     magic item engineer.
[05:10] Hulemy
    Yeah, that's me. And you?
[05:13] Suori
    You may call me...
[05:15] Suori
    My name is Suori.
[05:17] Suori
    I hope I'm not being rude,
    but would you mind assisting me?!
[05:21] Hulemy
    Come on now, that's not
    something a child should do.
[05:25] Hulemy
    Enough with the bowing.
[05:26] Suori
    D-Does that mean you will agree to help?
[05:30] Hulemy
    We'll see.
[05:31] Hulemy
    If you tell me the reason,
    I'll think about it.
[05:36] Suori
    Soon, influential merchant
    families will gather,
[05:39] Suori
    and a party will be held to publicly
    unveil their magic items and engineers.
[05:44] Hulemy
    And that's why you have
    your eye on me and Boxxo.
[05:47] Suori
    Yes. The one who planned the
    gathering is a girl named Kanashi,
[05:52] Suori
    from a rival merchant family
    with ties to my own.
[05:55] Suori
    Simply the thought of her
    annoying face is enough to...
[06:01] Hulemy
    I guess being rich can be tough.
[06:04] Hulemy
    Well, sounds like fun.
    I'd be willing to do it.
[06:08] Hulemy
    How do you feel, Boxxo?
[06:10] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[06:11] Hulemy
    That decides it, then.
[06:13] Suori
    Thank you very much!
[06:21] Hulemy
    Do you have a clear view, Boxxo?
[06:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[06:25] protagonist
    For that matter, where's this girl
    Suori has such a grudge against?
[06:30] protagonist
    Sounds like they're close in age.
[06:33] protagonist
    Ah, that's her.
[06:34] protagonist
    In terms of who pulls off the rich girl
    look better, Suori might lose.
[06:38] Suori
    Miss Kanashi.
[06:39] Suori
    What a long time it's been.
[06:42] Kanashi
    How nice to see you, Miss Suori.
[06:44] Kanashi
    Please, don't feel any
    need to put yourself out.
[06:47] Kanashi
    You can always just sit and
    enviously watch the proceedings.
[06:53] Suori
    You need not try too hard either, Miss Kanashi.
[06:56] Suori
    My conscience would pain me so if your heart
    stopped from how shocked you're going to be.
[07:01] Kanashi
    My, my, how can your conscience pain
    you when you don't have one?
[07:06] Suori
    Perhaps your hearing is as
    poor as your personality.
[07:09] Suori
    How worrisome!
[07:11] protagonist
    This is way too harsh to be
    children's conversation!
[07:17] Kanashi
    Is this your hastily prepared
    magic item engineer?
[07:22] Suori
    Yes, that's right.
[07:24] Suori
    She's so superior, your engineer won't
    be able to hold a candle to her!
[07:31] Kanashi
    Put on that brave front now,
     while you still can.
[07:35] Kanashi
    Then later, show me your miserable frustration.
[07:42] Suori
    She makes me so mad!
[07:45] Suori
    I apologize for all that, you two.
[07:48] Hulemy
    I was actually rather amused.
[07:51] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[07:53] emcee
    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this event!
[07:58] emcee
    We will now begin the unveiling festivities.
[08:01] emcee
    Our first participant, if you would!
[08:04] emcee
    What sort of magic item could this be?
[08:09] magic item engineer A
    It is, in fact, a magic item that
    transforms into a range of weapons.
[08:12] Hulemy
    Huh, I've had that idea before.
[08:16] Hulemy
    This should be good.
[08:25] magic item engineer A
    How about it?
[08:26] magic item engineer A
    You can transform this one magic
    item into any sort of weapon!
[08:34] protagonist
    Yeah, that's the reaction you'd get.
[08:37] magic item engineer B
    Voilà!
[08:44] Hulemy
    Isn't it our turn yet?
[08:47] emcee
    Next, what you've been waiting for!
[08:49] emcee
    It's the unveiling of
    Miss Kanashi's magic item!
[08:52] emcee
    I hope you enjoy!
[08:58] Kanashi
    Now, it's my magic item engineer's turn.
[09:02] Kanashi
    Feast your eyes!
[09:04] Hulemy
    Let's see what you've got.
[09:06] Suori
    Hmph, it won't be anything impressive.
[09:15] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    This magic item was produced
    based on a certain monster.
[09:20] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    Yes, a magic item that obeys
    the commands it's given!
[09:24] audience member A
    Is such a thing possible?
[09:26] Hulemy
    He didn't!
[09:27] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    An intelligent magic item has always
    been a dream for us engineers.
[09:32] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    And I have achieved it!
[09:41] Hulemy
    Boxxo, remember what I told you?
[09:44] Hulemy
    That the technology for endowing magic items
    with intelligence still hasn't been discovered?
[09:48] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:50] Hulemy
    It's not out of the question if you
    put someone's soul inside, though.
[09:55] Hulemy
    But that's such a dangerous act, it's prohibited
     by the Magic Item Engineers Association.
[10:01] Hulemy
    A fool of an engineer once broke that
    rule and destroyed a whole damn town.
[10:08] protagonist
    And that might mean...
[10:12] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    What do you think of this
    fabulous magic item?
[10:15] audience member A
    It's too incredible!
[10:17] audience member B
    We know who the winner will be!
[10:20] mannequin
    Kill...
[10:22] Kanashi
    Huh? Nobody told me it could speak.
[10:28] Hulemy
    Shit! Looks like the worst-case
    scenario, all right!
[10:31] mannequin
    Kill... Who... kill...
[10:35] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    Wh-What's going on? I didn't
    equip it with speech.
[10:36] mannequin
    Kill...
[10:37] mannequin
    Kill...
[10:39] mannequin
    Kill...
[10:39] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    G-Got to shut it off!
[10:41] mannequin
    You!
[10:43] mannequin
    You woke me from my sleep?!
[10:50] Hulemy
    That idiot forced a human
    soul inside the puppet!
[10:54] Kanashi
    He what?!
[10:55] Suori
    I-I'm scared!
[10:58] Hulemy
    Hey, you guys!
[11:00] Hulemy
    Can you hold that thing down?!
[11:01] MIB A
    R-Right!
[11:12] Hulemy
    This is it!
[11:13] Hulemy
    A magic seal keeps the soul inside,
    and there's even a brainwashing spell in place!
[11:19] Hulemy
    Have some respect for the dead, damn it!
[11:21] mannequin
    You must pay!
[11:28] Hulemy
    I'm sorry.
[11:30] Hulemy
    That must have been torture.
[11:35] Hulemy
    Sorry you got forced out of your slumber.
[11:39] Hulemy
    You weren't to blame at all.
[11:42] Hulemy
    This time, may you truly rest in peace.
[11:45] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    I-Impossible!
[11:47] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    I had to do research for years to
    finally arrive at this technique!
[11:52] Kanashi's magic item engineer
    You could never deactivate it that quickly!
[11:54] Hulemy
    That's some big talk for
    such a crude approach.
[11:58] Hulemy
    With me, Hulemy, on the job, it's easier
    than squishing a frog fiend tadpole!
[12:03] magic item engineer A
    H-Hulemy?!
[12:05] magic item engineer A
    Not Hulemy, the Girl Wonder of Mayhem?!
[12:08] magic item engineer B
    She's that problem child who caused
    all those explosions and fires
[12:11] magic item engineer B
    at the School of Magic Item Engineers.
[12:13] magic item engineer C
    She made a sleeping medicine that was
    too strong, and put the whole school to sleep.
[12:16] magic item engineer D
    I even heard she developed
    a drug to purify water,
[12:18] magic item engineer D
    and when she put it in a filthy pond, it
    vaporized all the water instead of purifying it!
[12:23] Hulemy
    You jerks, stop talking
    about my younger days!
[12:27] Suori
    Miss Kanashi, it looks like I win this time.
[12:32] protagonist
    Oh brother.
[12:34] protagonist
    Well, there was some trouble,
[12:36] protagonist
    but its safe resolution means I can
    consider this request a success.
[12:41] protagonist
    There's just one problem, though.
[12:44] protagonist
    I get the feeling everyone's
    forgotten about me!
[12:50] protagonist
    It's begun to snow in the village.
[12:54] protagonist
    It seems winter has come to
    the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[13:01] Munami
    Everyone, thank you for gathering today.
[13:05] shopkeeper A
    I never thought their reach
    would extend this far.
[13:08] shopkeeper B
    Yeah, we were careless.
[13:10] shopkeeper B
    They've taken possession of 70% of the
    strata where that's been released,
[13:14] shopkeeper B
    and now they've come for our
    Clearflow Lake stratum.
[13:16] shopkeeper C
    Unless we take some countermeasure,
    we'll be ruined in an instant.
[13:20] Munami
    We must be united in our purpose.
[13:23] Munami
    The time has come to eliminate the worst
    threat we've ever faced, Chains Restaurant!
[13:28] shopkeeper A
    That's right!
[13:28] shopkeeper B
    At this rate, our shops will go under!
[13:31] someone
    And we can't have that...
[13:32] Munami
    That's why I've invited a certain
    someone to be our secret weapon.
[13:36] Munami
    Would you mind saying hello to the group?
[13:39] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:41] Munami
    Thank you, Boxxo.
[13:45] protagonist
    Based on what I just heard,
[13:47] protagonist
    a big-time restaurant chain called Chains
    Restaurant is coming to the village,
[13:51] protagonist
    and the local restaurants are
    in danger of going out of business.
[13:56] Munami
    At any rate, we are truly
    being driven into a corner.
[14:00] shopkeeper D
    Damn that Chains Restaurant!
[14:02] shopkeeper E
    I've got children to support!
[14:05] shopkeeper E
    How are we supposed to
    get through the winter?!
[14:09] protagonist
    It seems a little ridiculous,
    but I know why I've been called here.
[14:14] protagonist
    They want me to come up with a
    way to deal with the situation.
[14:18] Munami
    Boxxo, would you be willing
    to cooperate with us?
[14:22] Munami
    If you help, I'll let Lammis stay at the inn
    for half price once it's back up and running.
[14:28] protagonist
    If it'll help Lammis, that gets rid
    of any reason for me to refuse!
[14:32] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:33] Munami
    Thank you!
[14:35] shopkeeper A
    Yes!
[14:36] protagonist
    It's all well and good to get excited,
    but this is a big responsibility.
[14:36] shopkeeper B
    Now we might get through this somehow!
[14:41] protagonist
    I guess I'll have to get Lammis
    and Hulemy to help, too.
[14:47] employee
    Welcome, welcome!
[14:49] employee
    When it comes to food, we have everything!
[14:51] employee
    Here at Chains Restaurant, we are delicious,
    cheap, convenient, and popular!
[14:56] Lammis
    This place is impressive.
[14:58] Hulemy
    I'd heard of them, but now they've finally
    set up shop in this stratum, too.
[15:03] Hulemy
    You can't blame Munami and
    the others for being scared.
[15:05] employee
    Scouting out the enemy, are we?
[15:08] employee
    Hello there.
[15:10] Lammis
    How could you tell?!
[15:12] Hulemy
    The Boxxo on your back, Lammis.
[15:14] employee
    You're the magic item
    with a mind of its own?
[15:17] employee
    Would you care to try working for us?
[15:20] employee
    I guarantee you'll be treated well.
[15:22] Lammis
    Boxxo wouldn't work at a place like that!
[15:26] Lammis
    Because he's always with me!
[15:28] Lammis
    Right, Boxxo?
[15:29] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[15:31] Lammis
    See?
[15:33] employee
    That's too bad.
[15:35] employee
    Well, in several months' time,
    we'll be raking it in anyway.
[15:39] employee
    Things are busy, so please excuse me.
[15:49] Hulemy
    It's like... it tastes just like I imagined.
[15:52] Lammis
    It's pretty average.
[15:54] Hulemy
    Maybe because I'm used to Boxxo's food,
    this doesn't surprise or impress me.
[16:01] Lammis
    Yeah.
[16:02] Lammis
    Also, I feel like the flavors are weak.
[16:05] Boxxo
    That makes sense.
[16:07] Boxxo
    Seasonings aren't cheap in this world,
    so everything basically tastes plain.
[16:11] Boxxo
    I may have found a way to beat them!
[16:14] Munami
    We will now call the second Chains Restaurant
     annihilation meeting to order.
[16:20] Munami
    Our only chance to win is now,
    while Chains is holding their opening sale.
[16:25] Munami
    To prevent loss of customers during this time,
     we must grab them firmly by the stomach.
[16:31] Munami
    For that, we need to develop a new menu.
[16:35] Munami
    So did everyone bring their trial items?
[16:39] shopkeepers
    Yeah!
[16:40] Hulemy
    This is kind of amazing.
[16:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:46] Munami
    Boxxo, could I get your
    opinion about my trial item?
[16:50] protagonist
    But I have no way of sampling it.
[16:53] Lammis
    Um, it looks like Boxxo's
    not sure what to do.
[16:56] Lammis
    Hulemy and I will try it
    and let you know what we think.
[16:59] Munami
    All right.
[17:01] Munami
    Help yourself, then.
[17:06] Lammis
    Yeah, it's not bad, but the
    flavor might be a little weak.
[17:10] Lammis
    I think if it were a little thicker, it'd stick
     to the pasta more and taste better.
[17:14] Hulemy
    I also think it'd be better if the
    pasta absorbed a bit more of the soup.
[17:19] protagonist
    Apt opinions, you two!
[17:21] Munami
    J-Just a minute. I'll write that—
[17:29] Munami
    What is this, Boxxo?
[17:35] Munami
    It's good!
[17:37] Munami
    The seasoning's on the heavy side,
     and it's thick, too!
[17:39] Munami
    Isn't this an animal's milk?
[17:41] Munami
    Right, right. In that case,
    you do it more like...
[17:44] protagonist
    As expected, she learned from it.
[17:47] shopkeeper D
    Boxxo, what should I do?!
[17:50] shopkeeper E
    Teach me the way, too!
SIGN    Deep-Fried Chicken
SIGN    Takoyaki
[17:54] shopkeeper D
    So good!
[17:56] shopkeeper D
    The coating is crispy, and the
    inside is juicy! This is the best!
[17:59] shopkeeper E
    There's fruit and cream inside the dough!
[18:02] shopkeeper E
    It's sweet and delicious!
[18:04] protagonist
    Once I let them sample the goods,
[18:07] protagonist
    the shopkeepers set about
    developing menus based on them.
[18:13] shopkeeper D
    Step right up!
[18:15] shopkeeper D
    We have a new menu as of today!
[18:18] shopkeeper D
    Meat fried in oil, the flavor
    locked inside for a sublime dish!
[18:21] shopkeeper D
    And you'll only get to taste it here!
[18:24] shopkeeper E
    How about something sweet, filled with
    delicious fruit and cream!
[18:29] shopkeeper E
    You're free to choose the fruit filling!
[18:33] Lammis
    At last, the competition begins.
[18:35] Hulemy
    Yeah.
[18:37] Hulemy
    I just hope they can take back the customers
    who drifted over to Chains Restaurant.
[18:43] customer A
    That smells good! Want to try some?
[18:46] customer B
    It's a long line over
    there again. Let's do it.
[18:55] customer A
    That's great!
[18:56] customer B
    I've never had food like this!
[18:58] customer C
    This is way better than Chains.
[19:02] protagonist
    Good.
[19:02] protagonist
    Thanks to Lammis and Hulemy
    sampling the new menus,
[19:06] protagonist
    it looks like things turned out rather well.
[19:10] employee
    I was wondering where
    all the customers went!
[19:14] employee
    Was this your doing?!
[19:16] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[19:18] employee
    Damn it! You'll pay for this!
[19:21] Hulemy
    Serves you right.
[19:23] Lammis
    We did it, Boxxo.
[19:25] protagonist
    Thus did the shops belonging to Munami's
    group flourish like never before.
[19:30] protagonist
    A month later, Chains Restaurant
    completely withdrew
[19:33] protagonist
    from Clearflow Lake stratum
    due to plummeting sales.
SIGN    — Out of Business —
[19:39] Munami's group
    Hooray!
[19:39] protagonist
    To be honest, I feel like
    we've been given the slip.
[19:42] protagonist
    They threw in the towel so hard, it makes
    me suspect there's more to it than that.
[19:47] Kerioyl
    Hi, Boxxo. Seems you've been busy again.
[19:51] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[19:52] Kerioyl
    I'd like to talk to you about something.
[19:55] Kerioyl
    Want to go on a campaign with
    us once winter is over?
[19:58] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[19:59] Kerioyl
    Quick to answer, as always...
[20:03] Kerioyl
    Am I that unpopular?
[20:05] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:06] Kerioyl
    Oh, come on.
[20:08] Kerioyl
    You should be nice to
    your regular customers.
[20:12] Kerioyl
    We did volunteer to go rescue you and all.
[20:16] protagonist
    That's true.
[20:18] protagonist
    With the Menagerie of Fools helping,
    that gang of thieves never stood a chance.
[20:24] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[20:26] Kerioyl
    Oh, you decided to warm up to me a little?
[20:29] Kerioyl
    Well, this would only be
    provided Lammis agrees, too.
[20:33] Kerioyl
    There's still time before the thaw.
[20:36] Kerioyl
    Take your time considering it.
[20:39] protagonist
    My feelings are one thing, but the
    question is, what does Lammis think?
[20:44] Hulemy
    The Menagerie of Fools is
    super-well known, you know.
[20:48] Hulemy
    One would usually be happy to get
    the chance to accompany them.
[20:52] Hulemy
    Lammis, are you okay?
[20:56] Lammis
    I want to fight.
[20:59] Lammis
    Because I'll never get
    any stronger if I don't.
[21:05] Hulemy
    Is your plan to get revenge?
[21:10] Hulemy
    Guess it doesn't matter what I say.
[21:12] Hulemy
    You've got a dependable partner now, anyway.
[21:16] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:18] Lammis
    Thanks, Boxxo, Hulemy.
[21:21] protagonist
    Lammis has been keeping this
    pain inside all this time.
[21:25] protagonist
    Despite that, she's always kind to me.
[21:29] protagonist
    There's nothing I can say,
    but there's something I can do!
[21:36] Hulemy
    I've never seen pretty flowers like these!
[21:44] Lammis
    Is this for me?
[21:47] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:49] Hulemy
    Hey, good for you.
[21:52] Lammis
    Thank you, Boxxo! I'll treasure it!
[21:55] protagonist
    Did you know, Lammis?
[21:58] protagonist
    In the language of flowers, the pink
    carnation means "gratitude."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Fighting Vending Machine
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E6 - The Fighting Vending Machine

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[00:03] Hulemy
    Long ago, a small village was
    attacked and wiped out by monsters.
[00:07] Hulemy
    Lammis and I are among the few survivors.
[00:12] Hulemy
    We both ended up losing our parents.
[00:15] Hulemy
    Lammis had her strength then,
[00:18] Hulemy
    but she was too scared to do anything,
    and she's regretted it ever since.
[00:23] protagonist
    I didn't know Lammis was harboring
    such a bitter memory.
[00:28] protagonist
    Once spring arrives, the hunters
    will become active again.
[00:33] protagonist
    Next time, I'll protect Lammis.
[00:43] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[00:46] Karios
    Sure is cold, though.
[00:48] Karios
    I should've worn an additional scarf.
[00:51] Gorth
    That one's a gaudy color.
[00:52] Karios
    Red's my lucky color!
[00:55] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Oden
[00:57] Karios
    Nice and hot again today!
[00:59] Gorth
    All you ever buy is stewed stuff.
[01:02] Karios
    So what?
[01:03] Karios
    This stuff's my absolute favorite!
[01:07] Karios
    Catch you later, Boxxo.
[01:09] Gorth
    We appreciate it.
[01:10] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The Fighting Vending Machine
[02:48] Karios
    You know?!
[02:48] Karios
    I wish you could have seen
    their faces when it hap—
[02:49] Munami
    Thank you!
[02:52] Karios
    Wh-What a coincidence!
[02:54] Karios
    I was just headed over to your shop!
[02:57] clerk
    I-Is that so?
[02:59] clerk
    I'm on my way back there, too.
[03:03] clerk
    Uh, y-your scarf is a pretty color...
[03:07] Karios
    Y-Yeah, I like red...
[03:10] Gorth
    Why not offer to carry her things?
[03:13] Karios
    Y-You're right.
[03:14] Karios
    If you'd like.
[03:16] clerk
    Th-Thank you!
[03:22] clerk
    Here I am again, dressed in
    your favorite color today.
[03:27] clerk
    Yet all I can do is gaze as you walk away.
[03:30] protagonist
    Alrighty!
[03:35] clerk
    What's this?
[03:38] clerk
    A vegetable?
[03:41] clerk
    Is it all right for me to take it?
[03:43] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[03:50] clerk
    Now it's eggs.
SIGN    THE KONJAC
SIGN    Fishcake Friends
SIGN    Heaven's Stock
[03:57] clerk
    Um, what's this?
SIGN    Heaven's Stock
[04:00] protagonist
    Soup stock, made from flying fish.
[04:03] clerk
    What am I, um, supposed to do with all this?
SIGN    The Blessings of Oden
     Oden
[04:10] clerk
    You're telling me to stew
    these ingredients together!
[04:14] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:15] clerk
    Thank you so much!
[04:17] clerk
    I know I can get his attention with this!
[04:22] protagonist
    Say what?!
[04:23] Karios
    Gorth! Boxxo! Love is the best!
[04:26] Karios
    Every day seems to sparkle!
[04:28] Karios
    She cooked for me again yesterday,
    and it's unbelievably good!
SIGN    Oden
[04:36] Karios
    What, Boxxo? Are we celebrating
    with one on the house?
[04:41] Karios
    Hot!
[04:43] protagonist
    Eat it while it's hot*, why don'cha!
[04:52] Lammis
    Boxxo, we're back!
[04:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:56] Hulemy
    It's warm today, so we might as
    well have some cold bubbly stuff.
[05:05] Lammis
    We're setting out tomorrow, Boxxo. Okay?
[05:08] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:09] Hulemy
    Oh, your outing with
    the Menagerie of Fools starts tomorrow.
[05:14] Lammis
    Yeah, they said we're going to go
    check on the crocodile fiends.
[05:18] Hulemy
    Crocodile fiends, huh?
[05:21] Hulemy
    They're one of the three big monster factions
     that inhabit the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[05:26] Lammis
    We ended up defeating the frog
    fiends and two-headed snakes,
[05:28] Lammis
    so it looks like we're going to see if
    the crocodile fiends over-multiplied.
[05:31] Lammis
    But any culling would have
    to wait, apparently.
[05:34] Hulemy
    It's true that not looking
    into it would be dangerous.
[05:37] Hulemy
    A king frog fiend appeared,
    and even a giant two-headed snake.
[05:42] Hulemy
    Something strange might be
    going on in this stratum.
[05:46] Hulemy
    Lammis, get away from there
    if things get dicey.
[05:49] Lammis
    Sure. If it gets dangerous,
    I'll run for it with Boxxo.
[05:53] Lammis
    Right?
[05:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:55] protagonist
    Yeah, never fear. I'll protect Lammis.
[06:02] Kerioyl
    Oh, here they come.
[06:04] Lammis
    Thanks for waiting, guys!
[06:06] Shui
    Lammis, Boxxo, here we go again!
[06:09] Aka
    You're a welcome sight!
[06:11] Shiro
    Yeah!
[06:12] Lammis
    Glad to be here!
[06:14] Karios
    Lammis! Boxxo!
[06:16] Karios
    Be careful out there.
[06:18] Lammis
    We will.
[06:19] Kerioyl
    Okay, time to go!
[06:22] Kerioyl
    Lammis and Boxxo, you can ride, too.
[06:24] Lammis
    No, I'll just walk like
    this. It's good training.
[06:28] Hulemy
    I'll be happy to take your place, then.
[06:33] Lammis
    You're coming too, Hulemy?
[06:35] Hulemy
    Sure.
[06:35] Hulemy
    If it's an ecological survey, shouldn't you
     have someone well-informed along?
[06:40] Hulemy
    Director Bear himself hired me to go.
[06:44] protagonist
    Did she keep it under wraps*
    just to surprise us?
[06:47] protagonist
    Well, things should be okay with
    the Menagerie of Fools along.
[06:52] Kerioyl
    Gotta love this weather.
[06:54] Kerioyl
    To be honest, it's not my style to live
    behind a stockade in town.
[06:59] Kerioyl
    I'll waste away if I don't take
    a breather outside now and then.
[07:03] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[07:05] Shui
    Anyone ready for a break?
[07:08] Shui
    I'm famished.
[07:18] Lammis
    Th-Thank you!
[07:20] Kerioyl
    No prob.
[07:24] Lammis
    Maybe I should do something, too.
[07:26] Lammis
    I could try throwing rocks.
[07:28] protagonist
    Throwing, huh?
[07:30] protagonist
    That'd put her excessive
    strength to good use.
[07:34] Hulemy
    Lammis.
[07:38] Lammis
    This is that bubbly drink.
[07:40] Lammis
    The container's harder than usual.
[07:43] Hulemy
    Isn't he telling you to throw that?
[07:45] Lammis
    Of course!
[07:51] Hulemy
    Wow, that got some serious distance.
[07:54] Lammis
    I can't stand it!
[08:01] Shui
    Getting to eat all this
    good stuff on a campaign?
[08:04] Shui
    I'm glad I took part!
[08:07] Filmina
    Looks like thanks to Boxxo, we aren't going
    to have to worry about running out of food.
[08:12] Aka
    This time we won't have to catch
    monsters and roast them whole!
[08:15] Shiro
    Good! I'm so glad!
[08:19] Hulemy
    Excuse me, I'll be back.
[08:22] Lammis
    Be careful.
[08:25] Hulemy
    Are you going to show us
    some new function again?
SIGN    Emergency
    Stockpile
[08:28] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Emergency
     Stockpile
[08:29] Hulemy
    Something's been added onto your side.
[08:32] Hulemy
    Is this a foldable chair?
[08:35] Hulemy
    What's the hole for?
[08:38] Hulemy
    This bag fits right into the chair hole!
[08:41] Hulemy
    That just leaves how to use this.
[08:47] Hulemy
    A tent just big enough for one person...
[08:50] Hulemy
    And a chair with a hole and a bag...
[08:53] Hulemy
    Is this a toilet?!
[08:55] Lammis
    Toilet?
[08:56] protagonist
    Yes! It's a simple toilet, installed
    on the sides of vending machines
[09:00] protagonist
    as a disaster management service!
[09:02] Hulemy
    I get it.
[09:03] Hulemy
    This way, nobody will see you,
[09:06] Hulemy
    and if you close the bag once you're
    done, the stink won't get out.
[09:09] Filmina
    Is that true?!
[09:11] Hulemy
    Right, Boxxo?
[09:12] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:14] Filmina
    What a big help!
[09:16] Kerioyl
    How about it?
[09:18] Kerioyl
    It's because I talked Boxxo into coming
    that you can use these conveniences.
[09:23] Kerioyl
    Go on, sing my praises!
[09:26] Filmina
    You don't get credit on account
    of Boxxo being amazing.
[09:30] Kerioyl
    Ouch.
[09:35] Kerioyl
    We're in their territory now,
    so you guys stay on guard.
[09:39] Aka
    Then you should keep watch too, Captain.
[09:42] Kerioyl
    Screw that.
[09:43] Shiro
    Wanna poke him from below with a spear?
[09:46] protagonist
    I think you should!
[09:47] Filmina
    Captain, please come down.
[09:49] Filmina
    We want do discuss how
    we're going to proceed.
[09:52] Kerioyl
    If you insist.
[09:55] Kerioyl
    Aka and Shiro, you guys go scouting.
[09:57] Aka
    All right, fine.
[10:00] protagonist
    He wants those two to handle recon?
[10:03] Shiro
    Okay, let's get going.
[10:03] protagonist
    By all appearances, they look more like the
    guys in a group who are the life of the party.
[10:05] Aka
    This'll be a breeze.
[10:12] protagonist
    This just goes to show you shouldn't
    judge people by their appearances.
[10:17] Kerioyl
    Might as well wait and take it easy.
[10:20] Kerioyl
    Boxxo, you got any tasty snacks?
[10:23] Filmina
    Some of that sweetened tea for me.
[10:25] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[10:28] Aka
    We're back!
[10:30] Shiro
    Just now!
[10:31] Kerioyl
    Hey, good work.
[10:33] Kerioyl
    Take a break, then report.
[10:35] Shiro/Aka
    Yes, sir!
[10:39] Shiro
    Let's see. Was it about two
    hours northeast of here, Aka?
[10:44] Aka
    That's right, Shiro.
[10:45] Aka
    There's a small marsh, without about
    thirty of them splashing around.
[10:49] Kerioyl
    Thirty? How big is that
    for a typical group?
[10:53] Hulemy
    They range from ten to fifty at the most.
[10:56] Hulemy
    Thirty means a mid-sized group.
[10:59] Hulemy
    How tall were they?
[11:00] Hulemy
    Um, on their hind legs,
    maybe about as tall as us.
[11:05] Shiro
    Yeah, about the same.
[11:07] Hulemy
    That's smaller than usual.
[11:09] Hulemy
    Have they been short on food,
    since they can't attack frog fiends?
[11:13] Kerioyl
    Aren't crocodile fiends the most
    vicious of the three major groups?
[11:19] Kerioyl
    If frog fiend numbers increased lately,
    wouldn't they be happy since that means more food?
[11:25] Hulemy
    That's because of that
    recent king frog fiend.
[11:29] Hulemy
    They're certainly absurdly strong
    in battle, but they also lead well.
[11:33] Hulemy
    Small groups and individuals
    tend to gather to them.
[11:37] protagonist
    No wonder we had to be so
    careful dealing with them.
[11:40] Kerioyl
    If it's not a big group,
    why not just leave them be?
[11:44] Filmina
    Captain, crocodile fiends are carnivorous.
[11:47] Filmina
    What do you think they'll attack
    to satisfy their hunger?
[11:50] Kerioyl
    Humans...
[11:53] Kerioyl
    Still though, this job only
    involves information gathering.
[11:57] Kerioyl
    We don't need to go killing them.
[11:59] Filmina
    Crocodile fiend materials
    fetch a high price!
[12:02] Filmina
    Now's our chance, while they've been weakened!
[12:04] Aka
    The vice captain changes completely
    when money is involved.
[12:04] Kerioyl
    Yeah, but there's still risk involved,
    and we should make sure we're prepared.
[12:08] Shiro
    She usually has such a cool head, too.
[12:11] protagonist
    Is Vice Captain Filmina a miser?
[12:15] protagonist
    No, look at her captain.
    Money's probably a big challenge.
[12:19] Kerioyl
    Then I guess we'll go put them down.
[12:21] Kerioyl
    We usually attack at night.
[12:24] Hulemy
    I'd avoid that.
[12:26] Hulemy
    Crocodile fiends are nocturnal.
[12:28] Hulemy
    They're more ferocious at night.
[12:30] Lammis
    Oh, is that so?
[12:30] protagonist
    Oh, is that so?
[12:33] protagonist
    Lammis and I overlapped.
[12:35] Kerioyl
    Then we'll get plenty of rest
    tonight and move in the morning.
[12:39] Kerioyl
    I'm countin' on all of you!
[12:41] Aka/Shiro/Lammis/Shui
    Yeah!
[12:52] Hulemy
    Once the fighting starts,
    I'll have nothing to do.
[12:55] Hulemy
    Lammis, don't take too many chances.
[12:57] Lammis
    Sure.
[12:58] Hulemy
    Boxxo, if things get bad,
    protect Lammis for me.
[13:02] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:04] Lammis
    I'm relying on you, Boxxo.
[13:07] Hulemy
    I wish I could help somehow, too.
[13:10] Hulemy
    When it comes to crocodile
    fiend weaknesses—
[13:14] Hulemy
    What's up, Boxxo?
SIGN    Automatic Ice Machine
    
    For inquires, contact
    Iceberg Ice Machines, Inc.
[13:16] Hulemy
    You're using a weird form again.
[13:22] Hulemy
    What's this?
[13:23] Lammis
    Wow, it's cold!
[13:26] Hulemy
    That's ice, isn't it?
[13:29] Lammis
    But what's he doing, dispensing ice?
[13:32] Hulemy
    He's telling us to use it
    for the crocodile hunt.
[13:35] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:37] Hulemy
    Boxxo, can you dispense a
    ridiculous amount of this ice?
[13:41] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:43] Hulemy
    Looks like this will turn
    out to be interesting.
[13:46] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[13:48] Lammis
    Come on, tell me so I understand, too!
[13:56] Aka
    Captain!
[13:58] Aka
    The crocodile fiends have come ashore!
[14:01] Shiro
    They were shivering like they were cold!
[14:03] Kerioyl
    Good work.
[14:04] Kerioyl
    Looks like it worked as planned.
[14:07] Kerioyl
    Vice Captain, is it possible to
    obstruct their view with fog magic?
[14:12] Filmina
    Covering the entire marsh
    with fog is too difficult.
[14:15] Kerioyl
    What to do, then?
[14:18] Kerioyl
    We could split them into groups...
[14:22] Kerioyl
    What is it, Boxxo?!
[14:25] Lammis
    What's this shape? I've never seen it.
[14:29] Kerioyl
    What's that? It's awful cloudy to be ice.
[14:32] Kerioyl
    Is it like hardened snow?
[14:35] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[14:37] Lammis
    Captain, I think maybe
    he's saying, "Don't touch."
[14:41] Hulemy
    Maybe it's dangerous to touch it barehanded.
[14:44] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:45] Kerioyl
    S-Sure...
[14:49] Kerioyl
    Say what?!
[14:50] Kerioyl
    It's giving off a fog!
[14:52] Filmina
    That's amazing, Boxxo!
[14:54] Filmina
    Combined with my magic, we can
    cover the entire marsh with fog.
[14:58] Kerioyl
    Not bad, Boxxo! I knew
    I picked the right magic item.
[15:03] Filmina
    He's more useful than you are, Captain.
[15:09] Filmina
    Captain, stop moping and give us orders.
[15:14] Kerioyl
    Just go pick them off one by one.
[15:16] Kerioyl
    Your useless captain's going to help
    himself to sweetened tea while he watches.
[15:22] Lammis
    Well, I'm going to go, but Boxxo
    needs to keep dumping that stuff.
[15:29] Lammis
    Will you be okay without me?
[15:31] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[15:32] Hulemy
    Go on, and be careful.
[15:34] Hulemy
    If it gets dangerous, come back right away.
[15:37] Lammis
    Sure!
[15:39] Lammis
    Okay, we'll be back!
[15:41] Hulemy
    Yep!
[15:43] Hulemy
    Well, the Menagerie of Fools
    are a bunch of master hunters.
[15:47] Hulemy
    I'm sure they know when it's
    too dangerous to stick around.
[15:50] Hulemy
    Boxxo, I want to talk to you for a bit.
[15:53] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[15:54] Hulemy
    I accepted this job straight
    from the director.
[15:59] Hulemy
    But what he wanted me to do was go find out
    why things are awry in Clearflow Lake stratum.
[16:05] Hulemy
    I don't think you know this, but each
    stratum has a being called a "lord."
[16:11] Hulemy
    It will appear on rare occasions,
    but nobody knows what triggers it.
[16:15] Hulemy
    It's been known to take years, even decades.
[16:19] protagonist
    That must be the boss character, like you
    often see on each level of a dungeon.
[16:23] Hulemy
    Looks like the director thinks these
    disturbances might mean the revival of the lord.
[16:29] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:31] Hulemy
    You know, there's a rumor that if you defeat
    a lord, you'll get a superb treasure.
[16:36] Hulemy
    Well, in any case, we're never going
    to hit the jackpot on our first try.
[16:42] Hulemy
    What's this sound?
[16:46] Hulemy
    No way!
[16:58] Hulemy
    What's with this timing?!
    The damn lord's here?!
[17:03] Hulemy
    Shit! There's even stratum split!
[17:06] protagonist
    Stratum split?
[17:07] protagonist
    I don't know what that is, but I can
    tell something bad is happening!
[17:11] Hulemy
    Where's Lammis?!
[17:12] Kerioyl
    She's just unconscious!
[17:14] Kerioyl
    Hulemy, grab hold of my hand!
[17:16] Hulemy
    What about Boxxo?!
    You're saying leave him here?!
[17:21] Hulemy
    Boxxo, what's the big idea?!
[17:27] Kerioyl
    Sorry, Boxxo! We'll come back for you!
[17:30] Hulemy
    Get your damn hands off me!
[17:32] Hulemy
    Boxxo!
[17:34] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[17:36] protagonist
    Okay.
[17:37] protagonist
    Form change!
[17:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:43] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:45] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:46] protagonist
    Raise durability by 100 to 200!
[17:48] protagonist
    Raise toughness by 30 to 50!
[17:51] protagonist
    Might not make much difference, though!
[17:58] audio guide
    Points decreased by 1,000.
[18:00] protagonist
    One thousand?!
[18:01] protagonist
    That must mean, I use up a lot of points
[18:04] protagonist
    when I get hit with an attack
    stronger than the barrier.
[18:06] protagonist
    If that hit me without the barrier,
    there wouldn't be even a trace left!
[18:10] protagonist
    Which makes it even more important
    I don't let it go after the group!
[18:19] protagonist
    I'll use the barrier to expel
    these fried-chicken lunches!
[18:29] protagonist
    Good, it took the bait!
[18:31] protagonist
    In that case, here's a ton of them!
SIGN    Deep-Fried Chicken
[18:39] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:54] protagonist
    Okay.
[18:59] protagonist
    So, this is its stomach.
[19:03] protagonist
    My points are dropping in a hurry!
[19:05] protagonist
    Which means I don't have much time.
[19:08] protagonist
    So I'll start right in on being a pain!
SIGN    Completely gets rid
    of any and all stains
[19:15] protagonist
    I'll use the barrier!
[19:18] protagonist
    Look at 'em go.
[19:20] protagonist
    I'll give your stomach a good cleanse!
[19:28] protagonist
    That's having quite an effect.
[19:30] protagonist
    But it'll only give it a stomachache!
[19:32] protagonist
    It won't be enough to finish it off.
[19:36] protagonist
    Now I'm a gas vending machine! You sometimes
    see these around old inns and dorms.
[19:40] protagonist
    I only have one goal for changing into this!
[19:44] protagonist
    First, I'll fill the barrier with lots
    of gas, then release it outside!
[19:54] protagonist
    The problem is fire.
[19:55] protagonist
    I'll change into the mode
    where I warm up frozen food,
SIGN    Imagawayaki
SIGN    Yakisoba
[19:59] protagonist
    then replenish an item into
    my internal microwave!
[20:02] protagonist
    Can I manage to put just one item
    in there, like how I normally replenish?
[20:07] protagonist
    This vending machine is my body.
[20:10] protagonist
    I've been with it for months now!
[20:12] protagonist
    I can handle this!
[20:14] protagonist
    Please, work!
[20:17] protagonist
    Good!
[20:18] protagonist
    Now a towel and a newspaper, the same way!
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[20:23] protagonist
    And now, the forbidden step!
[20:26] protagonist
    Heating a can in a microwave!
[20:38] audio guide
    Ten damage. Durability decreased by ten.
[20:41] protagonist
    And then, I expel these
    three items from the barrier!
[20:47] protagonist
    I look forward to your next use.
[21:05] protagonist
    Ow!
[21:09] protagonist
    Where'd it go?!
[21:12] protagonist
    Those look like the eight-legged
    crocodile's bones.
[21:25] protagonist
    Is this the superb treasure
    Hulemy was talking about?
[21:29] protagonist
    Might as well take—
[21:32] protagonist
    W-W-Wait a minute!
[21:34] protagonist
    Is this that "stratum split" thing?!
[21:36] protagonist
    Hello!
[21:37] protagonist
    Is anyone around with the Blessing of Might?!
[21:39] protagonist
    Are there any customers strong enough to
    easily carry around a vending machine?!
[21:53] protagonist
    During this desperate situation,
    an image came to mind...
[22:00] protagonist
    That of Lammis crying.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Voracious Devils
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E7 - The Voracious Devils

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[00:13] protagonist
    Ow! Ow...
[00:17] protagonist
    Where'd it go?!
[00:19] protagonist
    Those look like the eight-legged
    crocodile's bones.
[00:28] protagonist
    Is this the superb treasure
    Hulemy was talking about?
[00:32] protagonist
    Might as well take—
[00:36] protagonist
    W-W-Wait a minute!
[00:37] protagonist
    Is this that "stratum split" thing?!
[00:39] protagonist
    Hello!
[00:40] protagonist
    Is anyone around with
    the Blessing of Might?!
[00:43] protagonist
    Are there any customers strong enough to
    easily carry around a vending machine?!
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The Voracious Devils
[02:23] protagonist
    C-Calm down!
[02:25] protagonist
    This calls for...
[02:26] protagonist
    This is a balloon vending machine!
[02:29] protagonist
    They were often placed on supermarket
    rooftops or in amusement parks.
[02:34] protagonist
    This is too slow!
[02:35] protagonist
    Can't I inflate these
    balloons faster than this?!
[02:38] protagonist
    Oh, I know!
[02:39] protagonist
    Do I just need to up my speed in my status?
SIGN    Vitality
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Attack
SIGN    Defense
[02:42] audio guide
    Would you like to spend 10,000
    points to increase speed by 10?
[02:46] protagonist
    I would! I would!
[02:57] protagonist
    But I'm still falling just as fast.
[02:59] protagonist
    In that case!
[03:04] protagonist
    This is a cardboard vending machine!
[03:06] protagonist
    Hand-shaped from cardboard, they used to
    be popular with grade school students!
[03:14] protagonist
    Wh-What the hell is this?!
[03:19] protagonist
    O-Oh yeah, Hulemy was talking about this.
[03:22] protagonist
    That there's a giant labyrinth
    beneath the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[03:27] protagonist
    That's one complicated maze.
[03:29] protagonist
    I'll play it safe and take
    some security camera shots.
[03:34] protagonist
    That'll do!
[03:35] protagonist
    Once they're composited later,
    they should prove useful.
[03:45] protagonist
    I managed to stick the landing,
    but now what do I do?
[03:50] protagonist
    Oh yeah, the coin the eight-legged
    crocodile dropped.
[03:54] protagonist
    But I can't pick it up.
[03:57] protagonist
    Maybe I can use points
    for some new function.
[04:00] protagonist
    A-A million?!
[04:02] protagonist
    Why do I have so many points?!
[04:04] protagonist
    Oh! It's because I defeated that thing!
[04:07] protagonist
    I guess you get points primarily
    from beating enemies.
[04:11] protagonist
    But, eh, things just happened
    to work out well this time.
[04:15] protagonist
    My realistic approach is to earn
    honest money as a vending machine.
[04:21] protagonist
    Anyway, what function can
    I add with a million points?
SIGN    Keep Cold
    Keep Warm
    Omnidirectional Vision
    Dispense Hot Water (for cup noodles)
SIGN    Oxygen Vending Machine
    Magazine Vending Machine
    Gas Vending Machine
    Cardboard Vending Machine
SIGN    Lollipop Vending Machine
    Change Paint Color
    Boxed Goods Support
    Vending Machine Security Camera
SIGN    Coin-Op Vacuum Cleaner
    Vending Machine Rank-Up
    Kerosene Pump
    Electric Bulletin Board Functionality
[04:26] protagonist
    What are these words that stir my
    vending machine-obsessed soul?!
[04:31] protagonist
    Yup, that's the one!
SIGN    Vending Machine Rank-Up
[04:37] audio guide
    Your vending machine rank increased to two.
SIGN    Boxxo
SIGN    Rank
SIGN    Durability
SIGN    Toughness
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Magic
[04:41] protagonist
    Aha. As long as it adheres to the
    definition of "vending machine,"
[04:44] protagonist
    I can transform into things
    I wasn't able to turn into before.
[04:48] protagonist
    Okay, I'll use this function!
[04:54] protagonist
    This is a coin-op vacuum cleaner!
[04:57] protagonist
    You often see them set up
    in self-serve car washes.
[05:00] protagonist
    Commence suction!
SIGN    You obtained an eight-legged crocodile coin
[05:06] protagonist
    Good, that went well.
[05:08] protagonist
    Now I'll find out what the coin can do.
SIGN    Investigate
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Conserve Power
SIGN    Inspect
SIGN    Goods
SIGN    Inventory
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Functions
SIGN    Abilities
SIGN    Blessings
SIGN    Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin
[05:12] audio guide
    The Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin.
    Proof that you defeated a stratum lord.
[05:17] protagonist
    What, that's all?
[05:18] protagonist
    Well, I didn't learn much, but
    there's no harm in keeping it.
[05:24] protagonist
    Wh-What?!
[05:25] audio guide
    Your transformation time for today
    is about to exceed two hours.
[05:30] audio guide
    Please revert to your original
    vending machine form.
[05:33] protagonist
    I-I-I just need to change back.
[05:39] protagonist
    I didn't know there was a time limit.
[05:43] protagonist
    I'm also below 20,000 points now, so I should
    knock it off with all the transformations.
[05:51] protagonist
    What nice weather.
[05:54] protagonist
    Not a single person has come by since then,
    but I'm not worried in the least.
[05:59] protagonist
    Because...
[06:01] protagonist
    Now that I've added my
    new solar panel function,
[06:04] protagonist
    I can save up points on sunny
    days with no effort!
[06:08] protagonist
    All I have to do is bask in
    the sun. It's so convenient!
[06:15] protagonist
    What's that?
[06:18] protagonist
    A little black bear?
[06:20] protagonist
    No, are they cats?
[06:29] protagonist
    They're being chased by those guys!
[06:31] Pell
    Go away!
[06:35] Suco
    Just leave me behind already!
[06:38] Mikenne
    You know we can't do that!
[06:40] protagonist
    She's injured! Okay then!
[06:48] protagonist
    Okay, here they come!
[06:56] protagonist
    That went well.
[06:59] protagonist
    Still, those bearcats were adorable!
[07:03] Pell
    Huh? They're gone.
[07:06] Mikenne
    You're right. I was sure they
    chased us this far, though.
[07:10] Suco
    Yeah.
[07:11] protagonist
    Yay! They came back!
[07:15] Suco
    What's that thing?
[07:18] Suco
    Was this here when we came through before?
[07:21] Pell
    I dunno.
[07:23] protagonist
    I'm so happy.
[07:25] protagonist
    I'd love to enjoy this bliss,
    surrounded by bearcats.
[07:30] protagonist
    But, priorities...
[07:32] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[07:36] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[07:41] four bearcats
    It spoke!
[07:43] protagonist
    Oh, man! Looks like I scared them!
[07:45] protagonist
    If I lose these bearcats now, there's no
    telling when I'll next meet anyone!
[07:50] protagonist
    In that case...
SIGN    Fried chicken
    Hamburger combo
    Imagawayaki
SIGN    Grilled rice balls
    Hot dog
    Yakisoba
SIGN    Pasta with cream sauce
    French fries
    Takoyaki
[07:56] Suco
    It changed shape?
[07:58] Short
    G-Guys, be careful!
[08:03] Pell
    Hey, shouldn't we just leave?
[08:12] Short
    That scent... It's meat?
[08:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:19] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[08:21] Suco
    Maybe it's a box that sells things.
[08:25] Mikenne
    Be cautious, Suco.
[08:26] Mikenne
    Maybe it's a trap that uses food as bait.
[08:31] Mikenne
    Pell, don't go near it!
[08:32] Mikenne
    And Short, keep your distance.
[08:35] Short
    B-But Mikenne...
[08:37] protagonist
    Now I've figured out their names.
[08:40] protagonist
    The slender leader guy is Mikenne.
[08:43] protagonist
    The one with the droopy ears is Suco.
[08:45] protagonist
    The chubby one is Pell.
[08:47] protagonist
    And the blackish brown one is Short.
[08:49] Pell
    Let's just try some! I'm hungry!
[08:53] Mikenne
    Have some pride, Pell! You're one of the pouched
     bearcat fiends, A.K.A. the devouring devils!
[08:59] protagonist
    Devouring devils?
[09:02] protagonist
    Oh! I knew they reminded me of something!
[09:05] protagonist
    They're Tasmanian devils!
[09:07] protagonist
    They're carnivores, and they eat quite a lot.
[09:11] Pell
    I can't take it!
[09:17] Pell
    That was so good!
[09:19] Short
    I-I'm gonna eat too!
[09:21] Suco
    Maybe it comes out if you put coins in here.
[09:23] Mikenne
    Hold on, Suco! Short!
[09:27] Short
    Th-That's too good!
[09:29] Suco
    I'll have some too!
[09:31] Suco
    Yum!
[09:32] Pell
    I want seconds!
[09:34] Mikenne
    What would you do if it was a trap?
[09:39] Mikenne
    W-Well, as leader, I can at
    least test it for poison.
[09:44] Mikenne
    This meat's so juicy, it's overflowing!
[09:46] Mikenne
    Tastes so good!
[09:49] protagonist
    I've conquered them all.
[09:54] protagonist
    Based on things the bearcats said,
[09:56] protagonist
    they're hunters, and their group
    is called the Voracious Devils.
[10:01] protagonist
    But according to them, their expenses
    are high for some reason,
[10:05] protagonist
    and they've come to this stratum in
    the hopes of getting rich quick.
[10:09] protagonist
    You know, it's easy for a bystander
    to see why their overhead is so high.
[10:15] Mikenne
    Guys, about what we should do from here...
[10:18] Mikenne
    I think we should find our
    way back to the entrance.
[10:20] Pell
    M-Maybe we should go back.
[10:24] Pell
    I mean, it's scary here.
[10:26] Suco
    But we haven't gotten any treasure.
[10:29] Mikenne
    Oh, we already found some treasure.
[10:33] Suco
    Ah, right!
[10:34] Short
    Makes sense.
[10:36] protagonist
    I don't mind being called treasure,
    but I'm nobody's property,
[10:41] protagonist
    and I already have Lammis for a partner!
[10:44] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[10:47] Suco
    That scared me!
[10:49] Suco
    It can say more than just "hello there."
[10:52] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[10:54] Pell
    It's true.
[10:56] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[10:58] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[11:00] Pell
    Was it reacting to our voices just now?
[11:03] Suco
    Might just be a coincidence.
[11:05] Mikenne
    The timing made it sound
    like a response, though.
[11:08] Short
    Don't tell me this box thinks for itself?
[11:11] Mikenne
    Maybe it understands what
    we're saying or something?
[11:15] protagonist
    The words I've been waiting for!
[11:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[11:20] Mikenne
    Nah, it doesn't understand us.
[11:24] Mikenne
    It's just responding with whatever.
[11:26] protagonist
    No, no, no! Think it through!
[11:29] protagonist
    I can only say canned phrases,
    and that's how I have to get by!
[11:33] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[11:34] Suco
    You're right. It's just reacting.
[11:37] Pell
    Well, heck.
[11:38] Short
    I guess there was no way.
[11:40] protagonist
    Come on, think about it a little harder!
[11:44] Mikenne
    But we found it and all, so maybe we should
    bring this magic item back with us?
[11:48] Suco/Pell/Short
    Yeah!
[11:50] protagonist
    Oh well. At least I can have
    them take me to the entrance.
[11:53] Mikenne
    Well, Suco is injured, so the
    three of us will carry it.
[11:59] protagonist
    This figures.
[12:01] protagonist
    I could turn into cardboard so they can
    carry me, but it might scare them away.
[12:07] protagonist
    I know!
[12:09] Pell
    Huh? Feels like it got a little lighter.
[12:12] Suco
    Look, the box has wheels on the bottom now.
[12:15] Short
    We can move it now, can't we?
[12:18] Pell/Mikenne/Short
    Heave-ho!
[12:21] Mikenne
    It's moving!
[12:23] Suco
    Yay! Now we can eat anytime!
[12:26] Short
    No, look how convenient a magic item it is.
[12:28] Short
    If we sell it to somewhere like
    Chains Restaurant, we'll make a fortune!
[12:32] Mikenne
    That's right.
[12:33] Suco
    Short, you're so smart!
[12:35] protagonist
    Sorry to rain on your parade, but
    I have no intention of being sold.
[12:38] protagonist
    Also, Chains Restaurant?
    Them's fightin' words, my friend!
[12:45] Short
    We're not far from where those
    hugehog fiends showed up.
[12:49] Suco
    They sprung out from that fork so
    fast. I got hurt I was so surprised.
[12:53] protagonist
    So, that's what happened.
[12:55] protagonist
    I think I'll let them know about my barrier.
[12:59] Pell
    Wh-What's this?!
[13:01] Mikenne
    Blue see-through walls?!
[13:03] Suco
    You guys okay?!
[13:04] Pell
    W-We can't get out! Mikenne! Suco! Help!
[13:08] Suco
    Let them out!
[13:10] Short
    This is your doing?!
[13:12] Pell
    Short!
[13:13] Short
    Ow!
[13:15] Mikenne
    What's the big idea, magic item?!
[13:17] protagonist
    I made them wary of me instead!
[13:20] protagonist
    I'll release Pell too to clear this up.
[13:25] Pell
    Oh, I'm out.
[13:27] Mikenne
    Pell!
[13:28] Short
    The magic item put us outside on purpose?
[13:32] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:36] Suco
    It changed shape?
[13:37] Mikenne
    Are you messing with us?
[13:39] Mikenne
    "Hello there" my paw!
[13:41] protagonist
    I'll just have to search for some
    new way to communicate with them.
[13:45] protagonist
    I'll try that function I've
    been wondering about!
SIGN    Hello there. Please insert coins.
[13:55] Suco
    What's that?
SIGN    Thank you very much.
[13:56] Suco
    There are funny pictures moving in a line.
[14:00] protagonist
    All I can put on this board
    are my standard messages?!
[14:04] Mikenne
    Maybe they're letters?
[14:06] Mikenne
    I've never seen them before, though.
[14:09] protagonist
    Of course you can't read it.
[14:11] protagonist
    Because it's in Japanese!
[14:13] Mikenne
    In other words, the magic
    item box has rejected us.
[14:17] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[14:18] Suco
    "Too bad," it said.
[14:19] Mikenne
    See, told you so.
[14:21] protagonist
    You've got it wrong!
[14:23] protagonist
    This is so frustrating!
[14:30] Pell
    There's no way a box that can make
    food this good can be a bad guy!
[14:35] Suco
    Yep, because it's so tasty!
[14:38] Short
    Yeah, you said it!
[14:40] Mikenne
    Yeah. It's good, so who cares?
[14:43] protagonist
    That's all it takes for you guys?
[14:48] Suco
    That was a hugehog fiend's voice!
[14:49] Mikenne
    Let's get out of here!
[14:54] protagonist
    There they are again!
[14:57] protagonist
    This is a kerosene pump, that thing at
    gasoline stands you depend on in the winter.
[15:05] protagonist
    Okay, now I'll pull the lever!
[15:08] protagonist
    H-Huh?
[15:09] protagonist
    No kerosene comes out when
    the nozzle's secured!
[15:12] protagonist
    That's Japanese craftsmanship for you.
[15:14] protagonist
    This is no time to be impressed!
[15:17] protagonist
    Now what?!
[15:22] protagonist
    Not sure what happened, but I'm in luck!
[15:29] protagonist
    That's what you get for bullying!
[15:31] protagonist
    Something doesn't seem right.
[15:35] protagonist
    What's that?!
[15:38] Short
    You're kidding!
[15:40] Pell
    Th-That's the...
[15:41] Suco
    Flame Skeletitan!
[15:45] Mikenne
    Everybody run!
[16:10] Mikenne
    I never thought the stratum
    lord would show up.
[16:14] Suco
    That really scared me.
[16:16] Short
    They say you get a treasure if
    you defeat the Flame Skeletitan,
[16:19] Short
    but how're you supposed to take
    down something like that?!
[16:23] protagonist
    I agree with Short.
[16:25] protagonist
    That thing's probably unbeatable!
[16:34] protagonist
    I have a number of misgivings.
[16:39] protagonist
    But it soothes me so much to
    watch them sleeping happily.
[16:47] protagonist
    What's that sound?
[16:51] protagonist
    I should wake everyone up.
[16:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:55] Pell
    Just twenty more pieces of meat...
[16:59] Suco
    Mikenne, Short... Two guys
    shouldn't be doing that...
[17:05] protagonist
    I'm getting a rotten vibe
    from Suco's sleep talking!
[17:07] protagonist
    Uh-oh! They're coming closer!
[17:09] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[17:13] Mikenne
    Wh-What?!
[17:14] Suco
    What's going on?
[17:16] Mikenne
    Flame scolls!
[17:17] Mikenne
    If we don't deal with them quick,
    they'll summon the Flame Skeletitan!
[17:20] Short
    Um, what's their weakness?!
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
[17:25] Pell
    Water fell out of the magic item box!
[17:28] Mikenne
    Good! We're in luck!
[17:29] Pell/Suco/Short
    Take this!
[17:37] Mikenne
    Now!
[17:43] Pell/Suco/Short
    Yes!
[17:46] protagonist
    They're pretty quick on their feet.
[17:48] protagonist
    Maybe they're powerful after all.
[17:51] protagonist
    Not that you'd guess from
    their usual attitude.
[17:55] Mikenne
    We might be attacked again, so
    let's each keep a water handy.
[18:00] Short
    Okay!
[18:02] Pell
    But this magic item box is incredible.
[18:05] Pell
    When we think we want some meat,
    it gives us some, and now water, too.
[18:09] Pell
    It's like it has a mind of its own.
[18:12] protagonist
    Oh, Pell! The power of logic comPells you!
[18:15] protagonist
    Now it looks like we might
    understand each other!
[18:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:20] Mikenne
    No way.
[18:21] Mikenne
    See, it's still just saying
    things entirely unrelated.
[18:25] protagonist
    Damn it, next time you're
    getting cold fried chicken.
[18:32] Short
    We should be about at the exit.
[18:36] Mikenne
    Sounds like someone's fighting up ahead.
[18:39] Short
    Yeah, I definitely hear the sound of battle.
[18:42] protagonist
    I can't hear it.
[18:45] protagonist
    They must have pretty good hearing.
[18:47] Suco
    Sounds like a bunch of them.
[18:49] Mikenne
    Now what?
[18:50] Short
    I'll go take a quick look.
[18:52] Mikenne
    Okay. Be careful.
[18:54] Short
    Yeah.
[18:59] Short
    Hey, guys!
[19:01] Short
    Director Bear's there! Let's go meet up!
[19:05] Mikenne
    Isn't Director Bear supposed to
    be on the Clearflow Lake stratum?
[19:09] protagonist
    Director Bear is here! I'm saved!
[19:12] Short
    Oh yeah, one of the hunters was amazing.
[19:15] Short
    She kept yelling nonsense like "Boxxo!"
[19:18] Short
    And she shattered a bunch of rock
    fiends with kicks and punches.
[19:22] Pell
    No way, humans can't shatter
    rock fiends barehanded.
[19:25] Short
    It's true!
[19:27] Short
    And I'm pretty sure she said,
    "He's got me so worried,
[19:30] Short
    I won't feel better until
    I nail him with a solid hit."
[19:35] Mikenne
    This box suddenly got heavier.
[19:38] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[19:52] Lammis
    Boxxo!
SIGN    120 damage
    Durability decreased by 120
[20:01] Hulemy
    Way to worry us.
[20:05] Hulemy
    But I was confident you'd
    turn out to be okay.
[20:09] protagonist
    They really were worried about me.
[20:12] Kerioyl
    I'm glad you're okay, Boxxo.
[20:15] Kerioyl
    If we weren't able to find you...
[20:17] Aka
    That was a close call, Shiro.
[20:19] Shiro
    It sure was, Aka.
[20:21] protagonist
    What's that supposed to mean?
[20:23] Filmina
    Actually, when we told Lammis
    how we abandoned you...
[20:28] Shui
    ...she got up in the captain's
    face with such a menacing look,
[20:30] Shui
    who knows what would've happened
    if we hadn't found you?
[20:33] Filmina
    Indeed.
[20:35] Kerioyl
    I'll say.
[20:37] protagonist
    Aha, Lammis is the one
    who got everyone moving.
[20:42] Mikenne
    Ow...
[20:44] Mikenne
    Long time no see, Director.
[20:47] Director Bear
    Oh, the Band of Gluttons!
[20:50] Director Bear
    Not only did you find Boxxo,
    you even guarded him.
[20:53] Director Bear
    I appreciate it.
[20:55] Director Bear
    Good work from the Menagerie of Fools, too.
[20:58] Director Bear
    I owe you all a meal.
[20:59] four devils/Shui/Aka/Shiro
    Yay!
[21:01] Mikenne
    By the way, Director. What is "Boxxo"?
[21:04] Director Bear
    It's no wonder you don't know, Mikenne.
[21:07] Director Bear
    You see, this magic item is named Boxxo.
[21:11] Director Bear
    He's a resident of the
    Clearflow Lake stratum.
[21:14] Mikenne
    But this is just a convenient magic item...
[21:17] Director Bear
    Oh, you guys haven't noticed.
[21:21] Director Bear
    Boxxo is capable of understanding us.
[21:24] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:25] Mikenne
    See, all it says is "Hello there."
[21:29] Lammis
    Boxxo's limited in what he can say.
[21:32] Lammis
    "Hello there" means "yes,"
    and "too bad" is "no."
[21:36] Mikenne
    Um, that stuff we ate so much
    of was fried meat, right?
[21:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:44] Mikenne
    His name is Short.
[21:46] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[21:49] Mikenne
    You mean, you understood
    everything we were saying?
[21:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:57] Mikenne/Pell/Suco/Short
    No way!
[22:02] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E8 - The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum

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[00:11] Director Bear
    Our first goal this time around
    was to find you, Boxxo.
[00:16] Director Bear
    We could just return at this point,
[00:18] Director Bear
    but we also have another objective
    for coming to the Labyrinth stratum.
[00:22] protagonist
    Objective?
[00:24] Director Bear
    This is a request from
    the Menagerie of Fools,
[00:26] Director Bear
    and it's to defeat the Flame
    Skeletitan stratum lord.
[00:30] protagonist
    That one we encountered before.
[00:32] Director Bear
    We originally weren't
    considering defeating it,
[00:36] Director Bear
    but it does present a danger
    for hunters if left unchecked.
[00:40] Director Bear
    We'd like to go ahead and
    take it down, if possible.
[00:42] Director Bear
    It's my duty as director of
    the Hunters Association.
[00:45] protagonist
    Director Bear is a fine leader.
[00:48] Director Bear
    I imagine it's best to let the
    Menagerie explain the rest.
[00:54] Kerioyl
    As I think the director told you,
    we want to defeat this stratum's lord.
[00:59] Kerioyl
    And for that, we want your assistance.
[01:02] protagonist
    It's one thing to say that...
[01:04] Kerioyl
    I'm sure that's a lot to take in.
[01:07] Kerioyl
    Let me do a little more explaining.
[01:10] Kerioyl
    Everybody in the Menagerie has a goal.
[01:13] Kerioyl
    We've resolved ourselves to do
    whatever it takes to accomplish it,
[01:17] Kerioyl
    even if it means people treat us like
    fools or scornfully call us a menagerie.
[01:22] Kerioyl
    Boxxo, do you know the
    legend of the labyrinth?
[01:26] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[01:27] Kerioyl
    They say whoever reaches the lowest
    level of the labyrinth—in other words,
[01:32] Kerioyl
    the dungeon—and meets the requirements
    can have any wish granted.
[01:36] protagonist
    Any wish granted?
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The Flame Skeletitan of the Labyrinth Stratum
[03:11] Kerioyl
    Even if there are those who've reached the
    lowest level, nobody's conquered it yet.
[03:17] Kerioyl
    We don't know what the requirements are,
    but anyway, that's what we're after.
[03:22] Lammis
    Requirements?
[03:24] Kerioyl
    Rumor has it that for each
    wish you want granted,
[03:27] Kerioyl
    you need one of those coins that drops
    when you take down a stratum lord.
[03:32] protagonist
    He means that eight-legged crocodile
    coin I have in my inventory.
[03:37] protagonist
    I didn't know it was that valuable.
[03:40] Kerioyl
    The Menagerie of Fools has eight members.
[03:44] Kerioyl
    The twins have the same wish.
[03:45] Kerioyl
    The vice captain and I also share one,
     so we want six granted in all.
[03:50] Kerioyl
    We've currently obtained three coins,
     which isn't enough.
[03:54] protagonist
    This means if I use a coin,
    I can have a wish granted, too!
[03:59] protagonist
    I could become a super
    high-performance vending machine!
[04:01] protagonist
    Well, probably not.
[04:03] Kerioyl
    I heard from Hulemy that you've
    got a human soul inside there.
[04:08] Kerioyl
    If you work alongside us, I think it'd
    be possible to come back as a human.
[04:14] Lammis
    Is what you just said true?!
[04:16] Lammis
    Hey, tell me!
[04:17] Hulemy
    I remember seeing something
    like that written in a book.
[04:22] Hulemy
    Boxxo, resurrected as a human, huh?
[04:24] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[04:27] Kerioyl
    Th-Thanks for the save, Boxxo.
[04:30] Kerioyl
    In any case, we have to reach the lowest
    level first for it to mean anything.
[04:34] Kerioyl
    To develop our abilities,
[04:37] Kerioyl
    we're currently going
    around to different strata
[04:40] Kerioyl
    and defeating the lords whenever
    we hear one has appeared.
[04:43] Kerioyl
    By the way, Boxxo.
[04:44] Kerioyl
    Did you see a coin when you defeated
    the eight-legged crocodile?
[04:49] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:50] Kerioyl
    Do you have it now, by any chance?
[04:53] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:55] Kerioyl
    Okay, that works out well.
[04:58] Kerioyl
    Boxxo, Lammis, would you
    like to join the Menagerie?
[05:03] Kerioyl
    No, I won't tell you to
    do everything with us.
[05:07] Kerioyl
    I want you to work with us on campaigns,
    and when we need your help.
[05:10] protagonist
    Fine by me, but Lammis...
[05:13] Lammis
    Sure, I'll work with you.
[05:15] Lammis
    I want to get to talk to Boxxo,
    and have him eat my cooking.
[05:19] Hulemy
    Twist my arm.
[05:20] Hulemy
    I'll work with you, too.
[05:22] Kerioyl
    I appreciate it.
[05:24] Kerioyl
    So, Boxxo. Will you help out?
[05:28] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:30] Aka/Shiro
    Hooray!
[05:31] Kerioyl
    Okay! Thanks!
[05:33] Filmina
    With Boxxo along, our food problems
    are solved in one fell swoop.
[05:37] Shui
    Campaigns just became much more attractive!
[05:41] protagonist
    Back to being human...
[05:55] protagonist
    I wonder if I'd get to feel their
    warmth if I had a human body.
[06:03] Director Bear
    Looks like everyone is ready.
[06:05] Director Bear
    Take a look at this map, then.
[06:09] protagonist
    This is the new map?
[06:11] protagonist
    I couldn't call that accurate,
    even just to be nice.
[06:14] protagonist
    If only I could share my
    security camera images.
[06:17] protagonist
    Oh, I could use this function!
[06:22] protagonist
    Show up.
[06:23] protagonist
    Show up, show up, show up!
[06:31] Director Bear
    That's... the Labyrinth stratum!
[06:34] Director Bear
    Boxxo, how did you get this?
[06:37] Hulemy
    Boxxo, are you able to show us
    things you've seen yourself?
[06:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[06:44] Director Bear
    What a feat, Boxxo!
[06:47] Director Bear
    You're getting a bonus later
    from the Hunters Association.
[06:50] Kerioyl
    Filmina, if you would.
[06:52] Filmina
    Understood.
[06:54] protagonist
    I hope this makes the
    approach a little easier.
[06:59] Director Bear
    About how to defeat
    the stratum lord, the Flame Skeletitan.
[07:03] Director Bear
    Up ahead on this path is a very large trap.
[07:07] Director Bear
    It only activates when
    certain conditions are met.
[07:11] Kerioyl
    It has to do with weight, doesn't it?
[07:13] Director Bear
    That's right.
[07:14] Director Bear
    Anything above a set weight will activate
    the trap, opening a large hole.
[07:19] Director Bear
    We once tried to move a large group through
    this stratum and paid the price for it.
[07:26] Director Bear
    We'll drop the Flame
    Skeletitan into that hole.
[07:28] protagonist
    It's a hole big enough for that
    insanely big thing to fit into?
[07:32] Hulemy
    It seems unlikely a stratum lord would
    fall for a trap in its own stratum.
[07:36] Director Bear
    We'll use that against it.
[07:39] Director Bear
    If a stratum lord won't automatically
    activate the trap, we'll do it manually.
[07:44] Kerioyl
    Isn't that why the group this time is
    about quality rather than quantity?
[07:48] protagonist
    That explains why Karios and Gorth are here.
[07:52] protagonist
    These two are more skilled
    than your average guard.
[07:56] Director Bear
    Everyone, stay close to the left-hand wall.
[08:00] Director Bear
    So close that your back is up against it.
[08:14] Director Bear
    Be careful now.
[08:16] Director Bear
    I want you to clearly remember
    the placement of the hole.
[08:22] Kerioyl
    Okay, time for a detailed explanation.
[08:26] Kerioyl
    The hole is over twice as deep
    as the Flame Skeletitan is tall.
[08:29] Kerioyl
    We plan to lure it on top
    of the hole and drop it in,
[08:33] Kerioyl
    but even if that works,
    it's doubtful it'll finish it off.
[08:37] Shui
    Are we gonna attack it from up here?
[08:40] Kerioyl
    Yeah.
[08:41] Kerioyl
    But even if we attack from above, the fire
    all over its body will melt everything.
[08:47] Kerioyl
    That's why I'm thinking of using
    the vice captain's water magic
[08:50] Kerioyl
    and some water from Boxxo to fill the hole.
[08:56] Hulemy
    So, the plan is to put out the flames,
    expose the bone like with flame scolls,
[09:01] Hulemy
    and then inflict damage.
[09:04] Kerioyl
    Boxxo, is it possible to sell or
    discharge a large volume of water?
[09:10] protagonist
    I can dispense bottled water,
    but it'll take days at that rate.
[09:21] protagonist
    Darn it! Vending machines are there
    to be convenient for customers!
[09:24] protagonist
    I'll add a function!
SIGN    Refreshing
     Mr. Pressure
[09:31] Kerioyl
    That's another shape I've never seen.
[09:35] Kerioyl
    I take it this is your answer, Boxxo?
[09:38] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Refreshing
    Mr. Pressure
SIGN    Coin-Op
     Power
     Washer
[09:40] Hulemy
    That there are multiple things
    sticking out must mean that
[09:44] Hulemy
    pushing them results in some reaction,
     as when you buy things.
[09:48] Lammis
    There are some pictures here.
SIGN    Insert Payment
SIGN    Choose Settings
SIGN    Activate Trigger
SIGN    Replace When Done
[09:50] Lammis
    Maybe that's how you use it.
[09:53] Hulemy
    Let's see. Squeeze this and water comes out...
[09:57] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:59] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[10:01] Kerioyl
    Take it away, Vice Captain.
[10:03] Filmina
    It's just like you not to have the guts
    to open your own coin purse, Captain.
[10:12] Hulemy
    Okay, everything's ready!
[10:16] Hulemy
    Whoa!
[10:22] Hulemy
    This is great!
[10:24] Hulemy
    That could easily extinguish a flame scoll!
[10:27] Kerioyl
    With that much water, filling the hole
    will take days, but it should work.
[10:31] Kerioyl
    You're a lifesaver, Boxxo!
[10:34] protagonist
    Yeah, but there's a problem.
[10:38] protagonist
    I can only change forms for two hours a day.
[10:43] protagonist
    What a pain.
[10:46] protagonist
    It's been two days since then.
[10:48] protagonist
    For just one hour each day, I turn
    into a power washer and spray water.
[10:53] protagonist
    At other times, I have them
    throw in bottled water.
[10:57] protagonist
    Once it's been thrown, I do
    away with just the bottles.
[11:01] protagonist
    Things like hugehog fiends and flame
    scolls have shown up several times,
[11:05] protagonist
    but they're no threat for
    a group of this skill level.
[11:10] protagonist
    When flame scolls appear,
    Lammis puts me on her back,
[11:14] protagonist
    and Shui gleefully douses
    them with the sprayer.
[11:20] Mikenne
    I'll go see how much water's collected.
[11:23] Mikenne
    Keep a firm grip on the lifeline.
[11:28] Mikenne
    It's as cold as midwinter down here.
[11:32] Mikenne
    Looks like this ground drains well!
[11:34] Mikenne
    It hasn't collected at all!
[11:37] Director Bear
    Is that so?
[11:38] Kerioyl
    I thought it was a good plan, though.
[11:41] Kerioyl
    Dropping it in the pit should prove
    effective, but we'll have to rethink this.
[11:47] protagonist
    It has good drainage? Well, then!
[11:52] Kerioyl
    Oh? Boxxo, what's with the sudden change?
[11:56] Kerioyl
    Is that...
[11:58] Kerioyl
    Ah, so that's it!
SIGN    Automatic Ice Machine
[11:59] Kerioyl
    If it's cold down there, we can
    dump ice instead of water!
[12:06] protagonist
    My speed has increased,
    so I'm also dumping ice faster,
[12:11] protagonist
    but are water and ice going to be
    enough against that stratum lord?
[12:31] Lammis
    Boxxo, are you thinking about something?
[12:34] protagonist
    Huh? How can you tell?
[12:37] Lammis
    I don't think you've noticed this, but when
    you're thinking, your lighting flickers.
[12:42] protagonist
    It does?
[12:44] Lammis
    Boxxo, can I ask you something?
[12:46] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[12:48] Lammis
    Do you want to be human again?
[12:52] protagonist
    Normally, you'd think I would.
[12:56] protagonist
    That was something I wanted at first.
[13:00] protagonist
    I'd still like to do it so Lammis
    and I could have conversations.
[13:04] protagonist
    But at some point it hit me.
[13:07] protagonist
    If I ceased to be a vending machine,
    would I be worth anything?
[13:13] protagonist
    Right now, I have a sense of
    value for Lammis and the others.
[13:18] protagonist
    But if I went back to being human...
[13:21] Lammis
    Boxxo?
[13:22] protagonist
    Of course, I'm sure they'd
    be happy at first.
[13:26] protagonist
    But once word got around that I was useless,
    they might wish I was still a vending machine.
[13:32] protagonist
    It makes me scared to think such things.
[13:35] protagonist
    That's why I still won't acquire
    the Telepathy function.
[13:39] protagonist
    Pathetic, isn't it?
[13:42] protagonist
    I have more self-confidence as
    a vending machine than as a human.
[13:46] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:47] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[13:49] Lammis
    You mean you aren't sure?
[13:51] Lammis
    I'd like to talk with you someday
    and do all sorts of things.
[13:56] Lammis
    Oh, and like I said before,
    you've got to try my cooking.
[14:02] protagonist
    She's right.
[14:03] protagonist
    I'll be human again,
    and we'll walk side by side!
[14:06] protagonist
    Maybe that alone is enough!
[14:13] protagonist
    Several more days passed.
[14:16] protagonist
    Quite a bit has collected in the pit, so
    it's finally time to put the plan into motion.
[14:21] Hulemy
    Be honest, Boxxo. How do things look?
[14:25] Hulemy
    Do you think this plan will work?
[14:28] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:30] Hulemy
    They say the Flame Skeletitan's fire is
    hot enough to instantly vaporize water.
[14:36] Hulemy
    Is ice going to be enough?
[14:39] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[15:08] Director Bear
    Now, Mikenne!
[15:09] Mikenne
    Yes, sir!
[15:17] Hulemy
    Watch out, everyone!
    Steam will come gushing out!
[15:24] Hulemy
    The water should vaporize. What's going on?
[15:29] Mikenne
    Guys!
[15:30] Mikenne
    The skeleton's fire is out!
[15:33] Kerioyl
    I don't know what happened,
    but if it's out, it's out!
[15:36] Kerioyl
    Start throwing!
[15:37] Hulemy
    No steam, but the flames still went out?
[15:41] protagonist
    I'm the only one who knows why.
[15:43] protagonist
    What I was chucking into the hole
    wasn't ice, it was dry ice!
[15:48] protagonist
    Dry ice is solidified carbon dioxide.
[15:51] protagonist
    When the Flame Skeletitan fell in,
    the hole was filled with carbon dioxide.
[15:55] protagonist
    Fire can't burn without oxygen,
[15:57] protagonist
    and carbon dioxide collects at the
    bottom since it's heavier than oxygen.
[16:00] protagonist
    In other words, the flames are extinguished.
[16:03] protagonist
    It's good this all worked well, but if
    it had failed, we'd have been screwed.
[16:08] Kerioyl
    Mikenne, how does it look?!
[16:11] Mikenne
    It looks like it's taking
    some amount of damage,
[16:13] Mikenne
    but I think we need to
    hit it a little harder!
[16:17] Kerioyl
    A little harder, huh?
[16:19] Shiro
    Something heavy.
[16:21] Aka
    And hard and sturdy.
[16:25] Kerioyl
    Wouldn't Boxxo work?
[16:28] Filmina
    But if it doesn't work, he'll break.
[16:31] Kerioyl
    He was fine after falling
    through a stratum split.
[16:34] Kerioyl
    Shouldn't this be fine?
[16:36] protagonist
    Uh, maybe you could stop talking about
    something so unsafe right in front of me?
[16:42] Lammis
    No way!
[16:43] Lammis
    We can't force Boxxo into danger!
[16:46] Hulemy
    We can't be sure it would work.
[16:48] Hulemy
    I'm against it, too.
[16:50] Kerioyl
    You're right.
[16:52] Kerioyl
    It'd be cruel to put any more burden on him.
[16:55] Filmina
    Shall we jump in there and rush it?
[16:57] Kerioyl
    With the flames all gone, we could win!
[17:00] protagonist
    No, no, no, no! Don't do that!
[17:03] protagonist
    It's full of carbon dioxide down there!
[17:05] protagonist
    Go down there and you'll have trouble breathing,
    then die of carbon dioxide poisoning!
[17:09] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:10] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:11] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:11] Kerioyl
    Oh, Boxxo agrees.
[17:13] protagonist
    Wrong!
[17:15] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[17:16] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[17:17] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[17:18] Kerioyl
    He doesn't?
[17:20] Kerioyl
    But if we just stand here...
[17:22] Mikenne
    The Flame Skeletitan's trying
    to climb up the hole!
[17:25] Kerioyl
    We can't afford to miss this opportunity!
[17:28] Kerioyl
    Are you guys ready?!
[17:29] protagonist
    Things are about to fall apart!
[17:32] protagonist
    There has to be some way to stop them!
[17:36] protagonist
    I know!
[17:39] Lammis
    Boxxo, you suddenly changed...
[17:44] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:45] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[17:46] Lammis
    S-Stop that, Boxxo!
[17:48] Lammis
    We're not gonna buy stuff like that!
[17:50] Lammis
    You pervert!
[17:54] Lammis
    Boxxo?!
[17:55] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[17:59] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[18:08] audio guide
    Twelve damage. Durability decreased by twelve.
[18:24] protagonist
    Looks like I managed to finish it off.
[18:26] protagonist
    Everything's okay!
[18:28] Lammis
    Boxxo, you're so reckless!
[18:32] Lammis
    Just hold on, I'm coming to get you!
[18:35] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:36] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:37] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:38] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:39] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:41] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:43] Hulemy
    Boxxo! Does that mean it's
    still dangerous down there?!
[18:47] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:55] protagonist
    There!
SIGN    Investigate
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Conserve Power
SIGN    Inspect
SIGN    Goods
SIGN    Inventory
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Eight-Legged Crocodile Coin
SIGN    Flame Skeletitan Coin
[18:57] protagonist
    "Flame Skeletitan Coin" was added
    to my list of possessions.
[19:21] Director Bear
    Mikenne! Shut the hole!
[19:24] Mikenne
    Will do!
[19:37] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[19:39] Lammis
    What were you gonna do if you broke?!
[19:42] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[19:43] Lammis
    Don't give me that! I'm angry!
[19:47] Hulemy
    Lammis, leave it at that.
[19:49] Hulemy
    Criticize him too much,
    and Boxxo won't like you.
[19:54] Lammis
    Okay, I'll stop there.
[19:57] Lammis
    Don't do crazy stuff like that anymore.
[19:59] protagonist
    I said nothing in response.
[20:02] protagonist
    I'd probably do the same thing
    again, if I could save everyone.
[20:07] protagonist
    But I don't want to lie to Lammis.
[20:11] protagonist
    And then, she smiled at me in exasperation.
[20:16] Kerioyl
    You guys done talking?
[20:18] Kerioyl
    I have a question, too.
[20:21] Kerioyl
    Boxxo, did the stratum lord's
    coin drop, down in that hole?
[20:26] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:29] Kerioyl
    Oh, you picked it up for me!
[20:33] Kerioyl
    What's the big idea, Hulemy?
[20:35] Hulemy
    You're trying to claim it as your
    own like it's matter of course,
[20:39] Hulemy
    but Boxxo is the one who
    defeated the Flame Skeletitan.
[20:42] Hulemy
    You're not the owner of this coin.
[20:46] Kerioyl
    Yeah, sorry about that.
[20:49] Kerioyl
    It's true that things worked out
    due to your exploits, Boxxo.
[20:52] Kerioyl
    There's no denying you earned
    the rights to the coin.
[20:56] Kerioyl
    And so, let me buy it off you.
[20:59] Kerioyl
    How does a hundred gold coins sound?
[21:02] protagonist
    A-A hundred gold coins?!
[21:04] protagonist
    Converted into points,
    that's a hundred thousand?!
[21:09] Director Bear
    That's about right for the going
    rate for a stratum lord coin.
[21:14] Hulemy
    You heard him, Boxxo.
[21:16] Hulemy
    What'll it be?
[21:17] protagonist
    Not only is that no problem,
    it's more than enough!
[21:20] protagonist
    I already have one stratum lord coin,
    so I don't need more of them!
[21:25] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:26] Kerioyl
    I knew you'd agree, Boxxo.
    Glad that was quick.
[21:30] Kerioyl
    You don't mind if I pay
    you another day, right?
[21:36] Director Bear
    Well done, everyone.
[21:37] Director Bear
    Let's head for home.
[21:43] protagonist
    Now we just need to go back
    to Clearflow Lake stratum.
[21:51] protagonist
    Looks like all I'll get to
    see of the Labyrinth stratum
[21:54] protagonist
    is the view from the sky
    and these main avenues.
[21:56] protagonist
    Yeah, I probably won't come here again.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    A Less-than-Ideal Hero
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E9 - A Less-than-Ideal Hero

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[00:04] protagonist
    We met with no real trouble after
    conquering the Labyrinth stratum lord,
[00:09] protagonist
    and two days later, we got out of the maze.
[00:14] Lammis
    Seems like a desolate sight.
[00:18] Shui
    It's because ordinary people
    seldom come to this stratum.
[00:22] Hulemy
    So there are only facilities
    hunters would need.
[00:26] Lammis
    Really?
[00:28] Lammis
    But there's no wall.
[00:30] Lammis
    How do they protect against monsters?
[00:32] Filmina
    Outside the maze, it's a wasteland
    where nothing lives. Even monsters.
[00:37] Lammis
    Wow.
[00:39] Director Bear
    Many domains of the dungeon
    still defy our understanding...
[00:44] Director Bear
    Such as this current resurgence
    of so many stratum lords.
[00:48] Director Bear
    I can't help but think it's a bad omen.
[00:52] protagonist
    I guess encountering two stratum lords
    so quickly would usually be impossible.
[01:00] Kerioyl
    So, here we are.
[01:01] Kerioyl
    The Labyrinth stratum's Hunters Association.
[01:17] Director Bear
    Kesha...
[01:18] Kesha
    Huh?
[01:19] Kesha
    Oh, Director Bommy! You're back already!
[01:23] Director Bear
    You too, Uliwa. I know you're bored,
    but don't make it so obvious.
[01:28] Kesha
    I-I apologize.
[01:31] protagonist
    Huh, Director Bear's real name
    is Bommy. That's surprisingly cute.
[01:35] protagonist
    But in my mind, I'm going to
    keep calling him Director Bear.
[01:39] Director Bear
    All of you have worked hard.
[01:41] Director Bear
    Feel free to take it easy today.
[01:54] protagonist
    With the stress gone now that there's
    finally a roof over my head,
[01:59] protagonist
    I fell asleep for the first time since
    falling into the Labyrinth stratum.
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    A Less-than-Ideal Hero
[03:39] Kerioyl
    Okay, you take care of the rest.
[03:41] Lammis
    Sure.
[03:47] protagonist
    We're remaining here because
    Director Bear asked us
[03:50] protagonist
    to survey the perimeter
    of the giant labyrinth.
[04:07] Mishuel
    Excuse me, my name is Mishuel.
[04:10] Mishuel
    I only just arrived at this stratum today.
[04:11] Lammis
    Look, Hulemy. That guy's
    looks are picture perfect.
[04:12] Mishuel
    Do you have a detailed map of the maze?
[04:15] Hulemy
    Yeah, I'll say.
[04:23] Mishuel
    Um...
[04:25] Kesha
    Y-Yes!
[04:26] Kesha
    If you don't mind waiting three days.
[04:28] Uliwa
    We plan to have the latest
    accurate map then!
[04:32] Mishuel
    I see. I shall call on you
    at another time, then.
[04:36] Kesha/Uliwa
    We'll be waiting!
[04:41] protagonist
    Behold the hottie effect!
[04:44] Lammis
    Didn't he seem like a gallant
    hero out of an old tale?
[04:48] Hulemy
    That heroic image has been romanticized
    all out of proportion.
[04:52] Hulemy
    Famous hunters are typically
    musclebound or middle-aged dudes.
[05:02] Lammis
    Okay, okay, then what about
    the famous hunter they called
[05:06] Lammis
    "She of a Hundred Blessings
    and Divine Favor"?!
[05:09] Lammis
    I've heard she was of surpassing beauty!
[05:13] Lammis
    I look up to her like crazy!
[05:15] Hulemy
    Ah, She of Divine Favor.
[05:21] Hulemy
    Documents and verbal accounts do say
    that she was truly kind and beautiful.
[05:28] Hulemy
    Well, maybe that looker we just saw
    is that sort of special person.
[05:33] Hulemy
    If he's strong enough to challenge
    the Labyrinth stratum alone,
[05:36] Hulemy
    he must be pretty good.
[05:51] Mishuel
    I came here because I heard there
    weren't many people in this stratum...
[05:56] protagonist
    What's with him?
[05:57] protagonist
    Unlike earlier today, now he
    seems like a dismal depresso.
[06:01] protagonist
    The "hottie who could nottie."
[06:04] Mishuel
    I was so nervous!
[06:07] Mishuel
    Why does everyone stare at me like that?!
[06:12] Mishuel
    It was scary...
[06:14] protagonist
    Whoa, whoa, you're saying
    this is the real him?
[06:17] Mishuel
    I can't do it!
[06:19] Mishuel
    I hate talking to people!
[06:21] Mishuel
    Don't make me do it anymore!
[06:24] protagonist
    He's actually bad at communicating,
[06:26] protagonist
    and to hide it, he's completely

    assumed this hottie persona.
[06:30] protagonist
    Suddenly he seems more relatable!
[06:32] Mishuel
    Stop that!
[06:33] Mishuel
    Mom said it was bad to always
    think negative things.
[06:37] Mishuel
    Be positive... Be positive...
[06:41] protagonist
    Now I kinda want to help him.
[06:43] protagonist
    Don't cacao pods alter your
    autonomic nerves so you can relax?
[06:49] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Gentle Cocoa
[06:52] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[06:53] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[07:01] Mishuel
    It's so sweet and delicious.
[07:03] Mishuel
    And very relaxing somehow.
[07:07] Mishuel
    This is a great magic item.
[07:09] Mishuel
    I'm not dealing with a person,
    so buying things isn't nerve-wracking.
[07:13] Mishuel
    Right! Tomorrow, it's negotiation time!
[07:16] protagonist
    "Negotiation time"?! He might try
    to buy me from Lammis!
[07:22] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[07:24] Lammis
    Mishuel's going to accompany us on our job!
[07:28] protagonist
    Oh, that's what he meant by "negotiation."
[07:34] Lammis
    Weren't you actually planning on questing
    through the inside of the maze?
[07:40] Mishuel
    That's true.
[07:41] Hulemy
    No harm done.
[07:43] Hulemy
    We've got a capable hunter
    coming along with us.
[07:46] Hulemy
    Sounds reliable to me.
[07:49] Mishuel
    That's true.
[07:50] Mikenne
    It's an honor to work alongside the
    one they call the Aloof Black Flash!
[07:57] Mishuel
    That's true.
[07:58] protagonist
    Mishuel, work on changing
    up your responses a little.
[08:03] protagonist
    Your reputation will suffer.
[08:05] Lammis
    By the way, Hulemy. How long will it
    take to go all the way around this?
[08:10] Hulemy
    From what I saw of Boxxo's images,
    I'd say less than three weeks.
[08:15] Hulemy
    What do you think, Mishuel?
[08:17] Mishuel
    That's true.
[08:21] Mishuel
    I-I'll be the rear guard, for safety's sake!
[08:25] Lammis
    Okay.
[08:27] protagonist
    There go the communication issues.
[08:29] protagonist
    But I've been paying close attention.
[08:32] Mishuel
    This month, learn to be as natural as
    possible around unfamiliar people.
[08:37] Mishuel
    Learn to be natural...
[08:39] Mishuel
    Learn to be natural...
[08:41] protagonist
    Looks like by being with this group,
[08:44] protagonist
    he's trying to improve his communication
    issues at least a little.
[09:04] Mishuel
    I was so nervous.
[09:07] Mishuel
    They're both beautiful, and the
    Band of Gluttons are all so cute.
[09:12] Mishuel
    It was all I could do to
    keep my face neutral.
[09:20] Mishuel
    Everyone said we'd be
    fine with Boxxo on watch,
[09:25] Mishuel
    but does this boxy magic item
    really have a mind of its own?
[09:28] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:30] Mishuel
    Yes, good evening!
[09:34] Mishuel
    H-Hey...
[09:41] Mishuel
    It's good, all right.
[09:43] Mishuel
    And here, shopping usually stresses me out.
[09:47] protagonist
    Yup. One of a vending machine's
    merits is its accessibility.
[09:54] protagonist
    A week went by, but there
    was no combat whatsoever,
[09:57] protagonist
    and the days passed smoothly.
[10:00] protagonist
    But today, something seems
    amiss with Lammis.
[10:03] Hulemy
    Hey Lammis, what's going on?
[10:06] Hulemy
    If you're not feeling well, you and
     Boxxo can ride on the cart.
[10:10] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[10:12] Lammis
    I'm fine.
[10:14] Lammis
    Couldn't be better!
[10:17] Mishuel
    L-Lammis, you mustn't overexert yourself.
[10:20] Mishuel
    A rest is what you ne—
[10:22] protagonist
    Oh, shit!
[10:24] Mishuel
    Lammis!
[10:28] protagonist
    That was close!
[10:29] protagonist
    Nice one, Mishuel!
[10:32] Mishuel
    Hulemy, can I ask you to look after her?
[10:35] Hulemy
    Sure, no problem.
[10:37] Hulemy
    Come on, we're changing those clothes.
[10:40] Lammis
    I-It's fine, I'll do it myself.
[10:43] Hulemy
    Don't try to play hero when
    you're ready to fall over.
[10:47] Hulemy
    You should just accept
    kindness when it's offered.
[10:52] Hulemy
    As usual, you push yourself
    right up to the edge.
[10:56] protagonist
    Huh? Was she sick?!
[10:58] Hulemy
    At times like this you've got
    to rest, not power through it.
[11:02] Lammis
    Y-Yeah...
[11:06] protagonist
    Right. She's had other off days
    like this, about once a month.
[11:12] protagonist
    Sorry I failed to pick up on it.
[11:14] Mikenne
    What's going on?
[11:16] Pell
    Maybe she's hungry.
[11:18] Short
    Suco, do you know?
[11:19] Suco
    I heard with humans and many
    other monkey-like species,
[11:23] Suco
    the women have this thing where
    they bleed from down there.
[11:27] protagonist
    What can I do to help?
[11:33] Hulemy
    Huh? Boxxo, what is it all of a sudden?
[11:36] Hulemy
    It must mean something
    if you just transformed.
[11:47] Hulemy
    How do you use this?
[11:50] Hulemy
    This cloth has a strange feel.
[11:52] Hulemy
    Or is it paper?
[11:54] Hulemy
    Oh, maybe...
[11:57] Hulemy
    Look at that absorbency!
[12:00] Hulemy
    I get it! That solves that problem!
[12:03] protagonist
    It's a real-life problem, all right.
[12:06] protagonist
    You see lots of lady adventurers
    in fantasy worlds,
[12:09] protagonist
    but I bet it's no picnic behind the scenes.
[12:21] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Insert coins
SIGN    Items inside
     are washed
SIGN    Your laundry is clean!
[12:25] Hulemy
    Well, well!
[12:29] protagonist
    It needs a test run anyway,
    so no charge this time!
[12:37] protagonist
    It's been over two weeks since we
    set out to survey the perimeter.
[12:41] protagonist
    By Hulemy's reckoning,
[12:43] protagonist
    we should be able to return to the
    Labyrinth stratum village in three days.
[12:48] protagonist
    After what happened with Lammis,
    Mishuel has started eating with everyone,
[12:52] protagonist
    and he seems much better adjusted.
[12:55] protagonist
    Yep.
[12:57] Mishuel
    Boxxo is a truly outstanding magic item.
[13:00] Lammis
    Yeah.
[13:01] Lammis
    His food and drinks taste good,
    he dispenses tons of useful tools,
[13:05] Lammis
    and he even protects us!
[13:08] Hulemy
    As far as I know, there are no written
    records of any magic items like Boxxo.
[13:15] Mishuel
    You don't say.
[13:19] Short
    What's up, Mikenne?
[13:21] Mikenne
    Everyone, stop!
[13:26] Mikenne
    Can you tell anything, Pell?
[13:29] Pell
    Let's see, there's human scent
    coming from up ahead a little.
[13:33] Pell
    Four or five of them.
[13:36] Short
    I can't make out what they're saying,
     but they sound like men.
[13:40] Hulemy
    Seriously?
[13:41] Hulemy
    There wouldn't be any hunters
    in a place like this, though.
[13:46] protagonist
    This is starting to get suspicious.
[13:49] Mishuel
    Everyone, I apologize.
[13:51] Mishuel
    There's a good chance they're here for me.
[13:54] Mishuel
    I do not wish to cause you any
    trouble, so I alone will—
[14:00] Lammis
    We don't know for sure yet.
[14:02] Lammis
    Besides, we can't let you
    go alone if it's dangerous.
[14:07] Mishuel
    Please, let go!
[14:09] Mishuel
    If you go with me, your life
     might be in danger!
[14:12] Hulemy
    Calm down.
[14:13] Hulemy
    Care to tell us why they're targeting you?
[14:20] protagonist
    I wouldn't take it too seriously if
    this were just communication issues,
[14:23] protagonist
    but his secretiveness
    seems really problematic.
[14:27] Hulemy
    I get that you're concerned about us,
     but there's no need to worry.
[14:31] Lammis
    And getting hurt is no concern
    with Boxxo by our side.
[14:35] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:37] protagonist
    Proof is better than argument.
[14:42] Mishuel
    What is this blue light?
[14:45] Lammis
    It's called a barrier,
    and it's Boxxo's blessing.
[14:49] Hulemy
    How about if your attack doesn't get
    through at all, you let us come with you?
[14:56] Mishuel
    Understood.
[14:57] Mishuel
    If the defense fails, can you promise
    not to follow me, no matter what?
[15:02] Lammis
    Sure thing.
[15:03] Mishuel
    Then I will not hold back.
[15:12] protagonist
    Bring it on!
[15:13] protagonist
    No matter what sort of attack,
    the barrier will block it.
[15:16] protagonist
    You can do it, barrier! Don't lose, barrier!
[15:30] Mishuel
    It blocked it?!
[15:32] audio guide
    You consumed 500 points.
[15:35] protagonist
    W-Wow!
[15:36] protagonist
    The eight-legged crocodile stratum lord's
    ramming attack ate up 1,000 points,
[15:40] protagonist
    so his was half that powerful?!
[15:43] Lammis
    Thanks, Boxxo.
[15:44] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[15:46] Lammis
    See, all good.
[15:48] Lammis
    No matter what happens, we'll be fine.
[15:51] Hulemy
    What she said.
[15:55] Mishuel
    All right.
[16:00] Lammis
    Boxxo, you know what to
    do if it comes down to it.
[16:03] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:06] Mikenne
    Lammis, there are five humans.
[16:09] Mishuel
    Yes, three are probably
    highly-skilled swordsmen.
[16:13] Mishuel
    The remaining two most likely use magic
    or blessings—perhaps of the four elements.
[16:19] Lammis
    Wow! You can sense that this far away?
[16:22] Mishuel
    Yes, to a certain extent.
[16:42] leader
    You must be Mister Mishuel.
[16:44] leader
    We have come for your life.
[16:48] Mishuel
    As I suspected.
[16:51] Mishuel
    Who do you work for?
[16:54] leader
    I suspect you already know.
[16:57] Mishuel
    True enough.
[16:59] leader
    By the way, are the beast person
    and the girl there with you?
[17:03] Mishuel
    They are not.
[17:05] Mishuel
    We just accepted a job together.
[17:07] Mishuel
    I don't mind if you come after me,
    but I won't let you harm them.
[17:13] Lammis
    Mishuel...
[17:19] leader
    Very well. I swear not to harm
    them if you don't resist.
[17:26] Mishuel
    I'm supposed to believe that?
[17:28] leader
    That's up to you to decide.
[17:31] leader
    Now, what will it be, Mister Mishuel?
[17:34] Mishuel
    My response is obvious.
[17:36] Mishuel
    By defeating all of you,
    I keep you from harming them!
[17:40] leader
    How commendable of you!
[17:42] leader
    With noble sentiment in your heart,
    you can meet your death in the wasteland!
[17:49] Mishuel
    Lammis, be careful!
[17:50] Lammis
    Okay!
[17:55] protagonist
    I think the barrier can also
    protect against magic and such!

[17:59] protagonist
    Good!
[18:00] protagonist
    Lammis, feel free to go to town!
[18:06] mage A
    What?!
[18:07] mage A
    A blessing that controls water?!
SIGN    Insert Payment
SIGN    Choose Settings
SIGN    Activate Trigger
SIGN    Replace When Done
[18:09] protagonist
    It's only powerful enough to hurt a little,
    but it's enough to obstruct your view!
[18:13] protagonist
    And here's some car wash soap for you!
SIGN    Choose Settings
[18:19] mage A
    What's this?!
[18:19] mage B
    M-My eyes hurt!
[18:22] mage B
    My eyes!
[18:23] protagonist
    You can't cast magic where
    you want if you can't see!
[18:27] protagonist
    Now, for rinse mode!
[18:33] mage B
    My eyes!
[18:42] Lammis
    Mishuel, we won over here!
[18:59] Mishuel
    Thank you very much.
[19:01] Mishuel
    It would have been dangerous,
    without your help.
[19:03] Lammis
    Huh? N-N-No problem...
[19:06] Mishuel
    Could you go get the others?
[19:08] Mishuel
    There's information
    I must extract from these people.
[19:11] Lammis
    Sure, you got it.
[19:13] Lammis
    We'll bring back Hulemy and the others!
[19:16] Lammis
    Looks like Mishuel has a lot going on, too.
[19:19] Lammis
    I'm not quite sure how deep I should
    get into a thing like this.
[19:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[19:26] Mishuel
    I apologize for involving
    you in personal matters.
[19:29] Lammis
    Don't worry about it!
[19:31] Lammis
    Boxxo gets me involved lots, what with being
    abducted and falling into stratum splits.
[19:37] Hulemy
    You got that right.
[19:39] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[19:40] protagonist
    Sorry to cause so much trouble.
[19:43] Mishuel
    I can't reveal any details, but there's
    a reason my life is being targeted.
[19:49] Mishuel
    Traveling with you further will
    also put your lives in danger,
[19:53] Mishuel
    so I will transfer to another stratum.
[19:56] Mishuel
    I really appreciate all that you've done.
[19:58] Lammis
    Hold on a minute.
[20:01] Lammis
    If you're a powerful guy with a past,
    why not join the Menagerie of Fools?
[20:06] Lammis
    The captain was saying he's
    looking for talent like that.
[20:09] Hulemy
    Yeah, he was going on about that.
[20:13] Hulemy
    He said, "As long as they're strong,
    their history doesn't matter.
[20:16] Hulemy
    In fact, there's not a single person
    in the group who's not in some mess."
[20:22] Mishuel
    Is the Menagerie of Fools
    that famous team of hunters?
[20:26] Lammis
    That's right.
[20:27] Lammis
    They're all interesting people.
[20:30] Lammis
    We work with them sometimes.
[20:32] Hulemy
    I'd try talking to them once rather
    than think about it too hard.
[20:37] Mishuel
    All right. I'll plan on contacting them.
[20:41] Mishuel
    Well, perhaps we'll meet again.
[20:51] Mishuel
    The Menagerie of Fools is
    full of people I don't know.
[20:56] Mishuel
    I can't handle that!
[22:33] protagonist
    Having finished our job, we came back to
    Clearflow Lake stratum after so long.
[22:41] clerk
    Boxxo, haven't you been doing business
    here in the village for over a week?
[22:53] protagonist
    Looks like someone's been impersonating me.
[22:56] protagonist
    They set up where Chains
    Restaurant used to be.
[23:00] voice
    A silver coin was ins—
[23:02] voice
    —ted.
[23:04] Hulemy
    Was that a cough just now?
[23:06] voice
    Thank you—
[23:07] voice
    Ow!
[23:08] voice
    —very much!
[23:09] Lammis
    This tastes like Chains Restaurant food.
[23:15] protagonist
    And then, everything became clear!
[23:17] protagonist
    It was a simple setup.
[23:18] protagonist
    The fake vending machines were
    connected to the former restaurant.
[23:25] protagonist
    The following day, I started selling again.
[23:28] crow
    Fools! Fools!
[23:29] protagonist
    By the time a week had passed, the fake
    vending machines were no longer in service.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Gastric Measures
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E10 - Gastric Measures

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[00:02] Munami
    I'm thinking of holding an eating contest.
[00:05] shopkeeper
    That's unreal!
[00:07] shopkeeper
    An eating contest?!
[00:09] Munami
    Quiet, everyone.
[00:10] Munami
    The Chains Restaurant fake
    Boxxo incident is settled,
[00:14] Munami
    and in two weeks' time, repairs to
    the damaged wall will be complete.
[00:19] Munami
    Once safety is ensured, more and more
    people are likely to come here.
[00:24] Munami
    And so...
[00:26] Munami
    Under the guise of celebrating
    the wall's completion,
[00:29] Munami
    I say the Restaurant Union
    should hold an event!
[00:32] protagonist
    Aha, which is why it's an eating contest.
[00:35] shopkeeper B
    Good idea! The hunters eat a huge amount.
[00:39] shopkeeper A
    If we have a prize for the winner,
    it'll get people even more excited.
[00:43] shopkeeper F
    And if we charge admission,
    we won't end up taking a loss.
[00:47] shopkeeper C
    We should serve the most
    filling foods possible.
[00:50] Munami
    Then it will happen in two weeks.
[00:52] Munami
    We'll make leaflets and notices,
    and really get into the spirit of things!
[00:57] shopkeepers
    Yeah!
[01:00] protagonist
    Was there any need for me to be here?
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    Gastric Measures
[02:36] shopkeeper E
    Boxxo, we want your help!
[02:39] Lammis
    H-Hey, you're scaring Boxxo!
[02:42] Hulemy
    What do you want him to do?
[02:44] Hulemy
    I heard the eating contest
    was coming together fine.
[02:47] Lammis
    Yeah. I'm entering it, too.
[02:49] Munami
    Indeed.
[02:51] Munami
    People were entering. It was going well.
[02:54] Munami
    That is, until we learned
    that they were entering.
[02:57] Lammis
    They?
[02:58] Munami
    The banes of eating contests!
[03:00] Munami
    Shui the Inhaler and the
    Band of Gluttons are competing!
[03:06] (Flashback) Lammis
    Your appetite's incredible.
[03:08] (Flashback) Shui
    I'm just getting started.
[03:12] protagonist
    The Band of Gluttons and
    Shui herself are entering!
[03:16] protagonist
    Their stomachs are not normal.
[03:20] shopkeeper A
    We're going way into the red now!
[03:23] shopkeeper B
    There's no way we can prepare enough food!
[03:25] shopkeeper C
    We came together and tried
    so hard, but now it's all over!
[03:30] Hulemy
    In other words, do something about
    those five bottomless pits?
[03:34] Lammis
    You got anything, Boxxo?
[03:44] Lammis
    Let's see, this is a sweet bubbly drink.
[03:48] Hulemy
    It can be quite filling.
[03:50] Hulemy
    Which means, if we provide this along
    with the food, they'll eat less?
[03:56] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[03:58] shopkeeper E
    That makes sense.
[03:59] Lammis
    But I wonder if the entrants will complain
    about using this instead of water.
[04:04] Hulemy
    They will. I know I'd have trouble with it.
[04:07] shopkeeper A
    We could let them choose
    between this and water.
[04:10] shopkeeper B
    Wouldn't that give the water
    drinkers an advantage?
[04:13] shopkeeper F
    I like this stuff, though.
[04:16] shopkeeper E
    Let's do this, then.
[04:17] shopkeeper E
    Until the day of the contest, we'll advertise
     this drink and sell it on the pricey side.
[04:23] shopkeeper E
    During the contest, we'll make it a selling
    point that you can drink it for free.
[04:26] shopkeeper A
    That works.
[04:27] shopkeeper B
    That'll make 'em want to drink it.
[04:33] shopkeepers
    Boxxo!
[04:34] shopkeeper E
    If you could offer this to us at a
    reasonable price, we'd be immensely grateful!
[04:39] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:42] Munami
    Thank you, Boxxo.
[04:45] Munami
    If we run into any more
    problems, will you help out?
[04:48] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:52] someone
    Step right up!
[04:57] protagonist
    Look at that crowd!
[04:59] cook A
    We need more meat!
[05:00] cook B
    There should be some they brought
    back from that one campaign!
[05:04] protagonist
    I won't try to find out
    what kind of meat that is.
[05:08] Munami
    Ladies and gentlemen,
    your wait is at an end!
[05:11] Munami
    We now present Clearflow Lake
    stratum's first eating contest!
[05:19] Munami
    We got more entries than expected,
[05:21] Munami
    so those who got through the tryouts
    will be divided into two blocks.
[05:26] Munami
    The five leaders of each
    block will advance to the finals.
[05:30] Munami
    We have a superb prize prepared
    for the champion, so best of luck!
[05:37] Munami
    Now, could all competitors in
    block one please come onstage?
[05:47] Munami
    The time limit is when all the
    sand in this hourglass runs out.
[05:51] Munami
    Whoever has finished eating everything at
    that point will advance to the finals.
[05:55] protagonist
    Oh, you have to eat quickly, too!
[05:57] Munami
    So, is everyone ready?
[06:00] Munami
    Eating contest, block one...
[06:03] Munami
    Start!
[06:12] contest man A
    Hot!
[06:19] Pell
    All done!
[06:21] Mikenne
    I'm finished, too!
[06:22] Suco
    Me, too!
[06:24] Short
    Done here, too!
[06:27] Munami
    That's four all at once!
[06:29] Munami
    Who will take the last spot?
[06:32] Gocguy
    I am finished as well.
[06:34] Munami
    We have our qualifiers without
    even reaching the time limit!
[06:38] Karios
    Damn!
[06:39] Gorth
    That's it, huh?
[06:41] protagonist
    Gocguy's the only human
    amongst the five qualifiers!
[06:46] protagonist
    Fear the Band of Gluttons.
[06:48] Munami
    You can feel free to take
    any leftovers with you.
[06:51] Munami
    Moving on, block two competitors
    will now take their places!
[07:06] protagonist
    Shirley entered, too?
[07:08] protagonist
    I would never picture her as a big eater.
[07:11] Munami
    And so, block two...
[07:13] Munami
    Start!
[07:34] spectator A
    That girl's too good at this.
[07:37] Shui
    That was great!
[07:42] spectator B
    Is she really human?
[07:51] Acowi
    I am finished eating as well.
[07:54] Lammis
    I-I'm done eating!
[07:56] Lammis
    It was good!
[08:01] Munami
    That's time!
[08:02] Munami
    We have all our final participants!
[08:06] Munami
    The finals will take place in two hours.
[08:09] Munami
    Until then, please enjoy a performance
    by the theatrical troupe.
[08:12] Munami
    And food and drink is available
    for purchase while you watch.
[08:21] Karios
    Oh!
[08:23] Karios
    You're watching the performance too, Boxxo?
[08:25] Karios
    Perfect. I could use a drink.
[08:27] Lammis
    Let's see, today's program is...
[08:30] Hulemy
    The Farm That Calls Happiness?
[08:32] Hulemy
    Never heard of it.
[08:34] Hulemy
    Oh, it's starting.
SIGN    The program ends
[08:42] Karios
    It's like...
[08:44] Gorth
    That didn't go like I thought it would.
[08:47] Hulemy
    I never expected that twist.
[08:49] Hulemy
    Hey, Lammis. Aren't you entering the finals?
[08:52] Lammis
    Oh, that's right!
[08:53] Lammis
    Let's go, Boxxo!
[08:55] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:57] Hulemy
    You can do it!
[09:00] Munami
    And now, the eating contest finals!
[09:04] Munami
    Contestants, to the stage!
[09:09] Munami
    Huh? Music?
[09:11] protagonist
    A new function I added at rank two!
[09:14] protagonist
    I bet I can liven things up by using this!
[09:17] spectator
    Where are they playing?
[09:19] Munami
    Is everyone having a good time?!
[09:23] spectators
    Yeah!
[09:25] Munami
    Whoever eats the most within the
    time limit is the champion!
[09:29] Munami
    Go for it, eat as much as you like!
[09:37] spectator
    Go for it, short-haired girl!
[09:39] spectator
    Don't lose this one, Band of Gluttons!
[09:44] spectator
    What're those?
[09:46] spectator
    They're huge!
[09:47] protagonist
    Crepes, mercilessly stuffed with
    apples and bananas and stuff!
[09:51] protagonist
    I provided the fruit filling.
[09:56] Lammis
    Oh, something sweet!
[09:58] Lammis
    Looks super-delish!
[09:59] Acowi
    We can have that, too?
[10:06] spectator A
    That girl makes it look so tasty!
[10:09] spectator B
    Now I'm hungry too, darn it!
[10:19] protagonist
    Get a load of Suco, the sole
    lady in the Band of Gluttons!
[10:23] protagonist
    This is coming down to a
    duel between her and Shui!
[10:36] Shui
    I ate it all!
[10:38] spectator A
    You go, girl!
[10:40] spectator B
    She beat the Band of Gluttons?!
[10:42] spectator C
    Congrats!
[10:48] protagonist
    Gocguy didn't stand out at all,
    but he performed unexpectedly well.
[11:00] Munami
    First prize is the chance to make
    free use of Boxxo for a day!
[11:08] protagonist
    Pardon?
[11:08] Munami
    Please, Boxxo.
[11:10] Munami
    You did say you'd help out
    if I ran into a problem.
[11:15] protagonist
    Well, I did get to earn a lot with
    the cola, and it's true that I promised.
[11:20] protagonist
    If it's just one day, I guess I'll manage.
[11:24] Shui
    And that's why all day today,
    Boxxo belongs to me!
[11:30] Shiro
    Lucky you, Shui! I'm so jealous!
[11:33] Aka
    All you can eat and drink, huh?
[11:35] Kerioyl
    Well done, Shui!
[11:38] Kerioyl
    If it's just one day,
    we could go monster hunting!
[11:41] Filmina
    True, Captain. Or maybe...
[11:45] Shui
    Captain, Vice Captain...
[11:47] Shui
    Boxxo is mine. I'm not lending him out.
[11:51] Shui
    He and I are going on a date
    at the Origin stratum!
[11:55] protagonist
    Origin stratum?
[12:01] Lammis
    I haven't been here in forever!
     So many memories!
[12:04] Shui
    I come here fairly often.
[12:08] (Flashback) Kerioyl
    You're taking him to the first stratum?
[12:11] (Flashback) Kerioyl
    Well, if that's how it is,
    I'll yield this time.
[12:16] protagonist
    What did Captain Kerioyl mean by that?
[12:20] Lammis
    Shui, where are we going?
[12:22] Shui
    Farther in.
[12:30] Shui
    Here we are.
[12:32] Shui
    I'm back, everyone!
[12:35] child A
    It's Shui!
[12:38] child B
    Welcome home!
[12:39] child C
    Do you have presents?
[12:40] child D
    Let's play, let's play!
[12:40] child E
    Ma'am! Shui's come back!
[12:42] director
    Yes, yes. So I heard.
[12:46] director
    Welcome home, Shui.
[12:48] Shui
    Good to be back, Director.
[12:51] director
    Is that your friend behind you?
[12:53] Shui
    Something like that. We work together.
[12:56] Lammis
    My name is Lammis.
[12:59] director
    You are welcome here. Let's go inside,
     rather than stand around out here.
[13:05] Lammis
    Yes, ma'am! I'd be happy to!
[13:09] Lammis
    I think the floor might give way.
[13:11] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[13:15] Shui
    Guys, this box is a magic box.
[13:19] Shui
    If you want something, try pushing
     where it sticks out.
[13:22] child A
    Really?
[13:24] Shui
    I like this dark bubbly stuff.
[13:27] child B
    What's this?! What's this?!
[13:29] Shui
    That's a snack.
[13:31] Shui
    It's nice and salty!
[13:40] child
    Me, too!
[13:40] child
    Push on it!
[13:41] child
    This is great!
[13:44] child
    So yummy!
[13:48] child
    Look!
[13:49] protagonist
    Put me in a position like this,
    and I have to give things out for free!

[13:54] protagonist
    Any vending machine would!
[13:57] child C
    Say what?
[14:09] Lammis
    Here you go.
[14:10] child B
    Thank you!
[14:14] protagonist
    Now for this!
[14:17] Lammis
    Here goes!
[14:19] Lammis
    There!
[14:23] director
    Everyone, please put your wet clothes here.
[14:27] children
    Okay!
[14:29] child C
    Wow, look at that!
[14:31] child D
    It's washing them.
[14:33] director
    It can even do laundry?
[14:36] director
    Magic items these days sure are handy.
[14:39] Shui
    It'll be done soon, so let's all
    get in the bath until then.
[14:43] child C/D
    Aw...
[14:44] Shui
    You'd better make it snappy...
[14:47] Shui
    or the lick monster'll get ya!
[14:49] Shui
    Get back here!
[14:53] child E
    There's no hot water in the bath!
[14:56] director
    Oh, my. Who was on bath duty today?
[15:02] child F
    I'm sorry.
[15:04] child G
    We were playing with Shui, and we forgot.
[15:07] director
    Thank you for being honest.
[15:11] director
    Everyone makes mistakes.
[15:14] director
    It's important not to cover them up,
    but to admit them and learn from them.
[15:19] child F/G
    Yes, ma'am.
[15:21] director
    But if we gather water now and heat it
    with firewood, it will take too long.
[15:27] director
    Let's forego baths for the day.
[15:31] Lammis
    Boxxo?
[15:33] Lammis
    You've turned into another
    shape I've never seen before.
[15:36] protagonist
    My fourth form change for the day!
[15:38] protagonist
    A hot spring vending machine!
[15:41] Lammis
    Huh, what's this long thing?
[15:45] child A
    Oh, wow!
[15:47] child F
    It filled up so fast!
[15:50] child G
    Boxxo's amazing!
[15:52] child C
    I'm first in!
[15:54] child D
    No fair!
[15:57] child E
    Hey, no running!
[16:15] director
    Boxxo, thank you for everything.
[16:19] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:20] director
    I was concerned about Shui since
    she's been so worried lately,
[16:26] director
    but the way she seems today is a relief.
[16:29] director
    Please look after her from now on.
[16:33] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:34] child
    Hey, look at all that!
[16:37] Shui
    Come on, you guys. You don't
    have to wolf it down.
[16:41] child
    I want to try some!
[16:43] protagonist
    I might as well provide some underwear,
    t-shirts, and towels later.
[16:47] protagonist
    Or am I just teaching them that
    it's good to accept handouts?
[16:52] protagonist
    I'm never sure how involved
    to get at times like this.
[16:57] Lammis
    Your lighting was flickering.
[17:00] Lammis
    Were you having weird thoughts?
[17:03] protagonist
    Great.
[17:04] protagonist
    Apparently, I do that involuntarily
    whenever I'm thinking about something.
[17:08] Lammis
    You should have more confidence.
[17:11] Lammis
    You're the one who's given them delicious
    food and put smiles on their faces.
[17:17] protagonist
    Lammis is amazing.
[17:20] protagonist
    She understands what an inarticulate
    vending machine is thinking
[17:23] protagonist
    and expresses her concern.
[17:26] protagonist
    I'm so glad it was Lammis
    who first found me.
[17:36] protagonist
    A cave where you can't see the sky...
[17:39] protagonist
    I think it'd be hard to
    tell morning from night.
[17:43] Shui
    Boxxo, you did a lot of work today.
[17:47] Shui
    Everyone's delighted,
    and I couldn't be more grateful.
[17:49] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[17:52] Shui
    Today must have been expensive for you.
[17:55] Shui
    I promise to make it up
    to you. I just need some time.
[18:00] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:01] Shui
    Huh? You won't wait?
[18:03] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:04] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[18:06] Shui
    Um...
[18:08] Shui
    Maybe that means I don't need to pay?
[18:11] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:16] Shui
    The bubbles!
[18:18] Shui
    Nice! I was just thinking
    I could use one of these!
[18:22] protagonist
    Don't chug it like that!
[18:26] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[18:29] Shui
    O-Oh yeah.
[18:30] Shui
    Did you know this Origin stratum is a place
[18:34] Shui
    anyone who goes into the
    dungeon is sure to visit?
[18:37] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[18:38] Shui
    Unless you enter this stratum first
    and reach the transfer circle within,
[18:43] Shui
    you can't move to any other strata.
[18:46] Shui
    Well, if someone can't handle
    traversing the Origin stratum,
[18:50] Shui
    they have no business moving
    on to other strata.
[18:54] protagonist
    Does that mean all the innkeepers,
    merchants, et cetera made it through here?
[18:59] Shui
    There are lots of people left in this
    stratum who, for whatever reason,
[19:04] Shui
    never made it to the transfer circle within.
[19:07] Shui
    This place is where children
    who were abandoned here,
[19:10] Shui
    and who don't know the light of the
    sun or the touch of the wind, gather.
[19:17] Shui
    My wish is for everyone here to be happy.
[19:21] Shui
    Wow, I've been a real blabbermouth today.
[19:25] Shui
    I'd like you to forget what I just said.
[19:27] Shui
    I'm turning in for the day.
[19:29] Shui
    Good night.
[19:35] boss
    This the place?
[19:37] flunky A
    Yeah, boss.
[19:39] flunky B
    I heard there's an unusual magic item.
[19:42] protagonist
    The first customers in a
    while who're here for me.

[19:45] protagonist
    I guess I got carried away,
    given this place isn't exactly safe.
[19:49] boss
    It really spits out unlimited food?
[19:52] flunky A
    Saw it with my own eyes.
[19:55] protagonist
    Now, what to do?
[19:57] protagonist
    I could wake Lammis and
    Shui up with a loud noise,
[20:00] protagonist
    but there's a chance the children
    would be exposed to danger.
[20:04] protagonist
    Okay!
[20:05] protagonist
    This week's vending machine surprise!
[20:09] flunky B
    What's this smoke?
[20:12] flunky C
    I heard a weird sound, too.
[20:16] flunky A
    D-Do you hear water and wind howling?
[20:20] boss
    Th-There're no rivers
    or springs around here!
[20:23] boss
    It's your imagination!
[20:26] protagonist
    Finally, the barrier!
[20:29] flunky A
    Ow!
[20:30] boss
    We're gettin' out of here, dammit!
[20:34] flunky A
    Wait for us, boss!
[20:37] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[20:39] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[20:45] Lammis
    This sort of thing happened overnight?!
[20:47] Shui
    Those are former hunters who
    set up a base near here.
[20:52] director
    Lapsing into criminal activity! Such bad boys.
[20:59] director
    Shui, I'm going out for a while.
[21:02] director
    Can I leave the children in your care?
[21:05] Shui
    Y-Yes, ma'am...
[21:11] Shui
    I haven't seen her get
    seriously mad in a while.
[21:15] Shui
    The director taught me archery,
    and she used to be an expert hunter.
[21:20] Shui
    She and Director Bear used to
    go raiding in the labyrinth,
[21:24] Shui
    and even Captain Kerioyl admits
    she's better than him.
[21:27] Lammis
    You don't say.
[21:31] protagonist
    An hour later, the director
    came back all smiles.
[21:32] child
    Where'd you go?
[21:34] child
    Welcome back!
[21:35] director
    Boxxo, they were more than
    happy to listen to reason.
[21:41] director
    They'll never come meddle with you again.
[21:44] protagonist
    I see there are no arrows
    left in her quiver.
[21:49] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[21:51] protagonist
    That's Shui's teacher for you.
[21:53] protagonist
    I wonder if that means Shui will
    one day become like the director.
[22:00] Shui
    What's up?
[22:01] Boxxo
    Too bad.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Dead's Lament Stratum
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E11 - The Dead's Lament Stratum

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[00:02] Lammis
    The Dead's Lament stratum?!
[00:06] crow
    Fools! Fools!
[00:06] Kerioyl
    Yeah. We're planning a campaign there,
    so would you guys like to take part?
[00:12] Hulemy
    I think that stratum is filled with creepy
    things like corpse fiends and skeleton fiends.
[00:19] Lammis
    Are you really going there?
[00:21] Kerioyl
    That's the plan. You wouldn't have time?
[00:24] Lammis
    No, it's not that...
[00:28] Hulemy
    Lammis, you've always been bad
    with scary stories and such.
[00:32] Hulemy
    You're afraid, aren't you?
[00:33] Lammis
    N-No I'm not!
[00:34] Lammis
    I'm not a child anymore, so it's fine!
[00:38] Kerioyl
    Oh, you can't handle scary stuff.
[00:40] Kerioyl
    But the enemies there are just moving
    corpses, skeletons, and ghosts.
[00:46] Kerioyl
    No sweat!
[00:47] Filmina
    Captain, it's typical for those to be scary.
[00:51] Filmina
    Not everyone has your nerves of steel.
[00:57] Hulemy
    Everything I know, I've heard secondhand,
[01:01] Hulemy
    but what kind of place is
    the Dead's Lament stratum?
[01:04] Filmina
    Let's see.
[01:06] Filmina
    The sky is constantly covered in thick
    cloud, lightning flashes, it's chilly,
[01:12] Filmina
    and there are gravestones all over the
    place that look ready to fall apart.
[01:17] protagonist
    I didn't know Lammis had this
    much trouble with scary things.
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The Dead's Lament Stratum
[02:55] crows
    Fools! Fools!
[02:58] Kerioyl
    Lammis, are you scared for real?
[03:01] Lammis
    O-O-Of course I'm not!
[03:04] Lammis
    I'm not some child who's afraid of ghosts!
[03:07] Hulemy
    Take it easy.
[03:08] Hulemy
    When you were a kid,
    all it took was a scary story,
[03:11] Hulemy
    and you couldn't venture
    to the bathroom all night.
[03:13] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[03:15] Lammis
    You don't have to bring
    up the ancient past.
[03:18] Kerioyl
    But if Lammis can't go, the question
    becomes, "Who's going to carry Boxxo?"
[03:24] Kerioyl
    Nobody in our current group
    has that kind of strength.
[03:28] Filmina
    That is true.
[03:29] Filmina
    If Boxxo does not accompany us,
[03:32] Filmina
    a long-term campaign becomes
    impossible due to food issues.
[03:36] Kerioyl
    The stratum lord there isn't
    just going to sit in one place,
[03:40] Kerioyl
    so searching for it won't be easy.
[03:43] Kerioyl
    Besides...
[03:45] Lammis
    W-Wait a minute!
[03:46] Lammis
    I never said I wouldn't go!
[03:49] Lammis
    I'll be totally fine!
[03:51] Lammis
    In fact, I'm good with scary stuff!
[03:54] Hulemy
    Then you should be fine going
    to the Dead's Lament stratum.
[03:58] Lammis
    S-Sure...
[04:00] Kerioyl
    Cool, that decides things!
[04:03] Kerioyl
    Okay, we'll go on ahead.
[04:05] Aka
    We'll be along as soon as things are ready.
[04:09] Lammis
    What about Filmina?
[04:11] Kerioyl
    She's not going this time.
[04:13] Shui
    The vice captain's easily frightened.
[04:16] Aka/Shiro
    Yep, yep.
SIGN    ho ho ho ho
[04:20] Lammis
    No fair.
[04:34] Kerioyl
    Here we are.
[04:36] Kerioyl
    And here we'll stay for a while.
[04:38] Lammis
    W-W-W-W-We're going to camp here?!
[04:41] protagonist
    She's such a chicken,
    she's practically clucking.
[04:44] Kerioyl
    Say the word anytime if
    you can't take anymore.
[04:47] Kerioyl
    We'll go back to Clearflow Lake stratum.
[04:50] Lammis
    Wh-Wh-Whatcha talkin' 'bout?!
[04:53] Lammis
    Ah'm fine!
[04:55] Kerioyl
    Okay, in we go.
[05:07] hostess
    Welcome.
[05:09] hostess
    I've been waiting for you.
[05:16] hostess
    Oh?
[05:17] Kerioyl
    Oh, man.
[05:19] Kerioyl
    It's that big a problem for her?
[05:21] Hulemy
    Believe it or not, it was
    worse when we were kids.
[05:25] Hulemy
    We can carry Lammis to
    her room, but what about Boxxo?
[05:33] Kerioyl
    Oh! Thanks, Boxxo!
[05:35] Kerioyl
    Ma'am, do you mind if we set
    Boxxo up in front of the inn?
[05:40] hostess
    No.
[05:41] hostess
    He must be the much-talked-about
    magic item with a mind of its own.
[05:48] hostess
    What a mystery.
[05:52] Hulemy
    You know, Lammis has always been like that.
[05:56] Hulemy
    Tell a scary story, and she'd cover
    her ears and start shouting.
[06:02] Hulemy
    It takes me back.
[06:04] protagonist
    She's grumbling about her,
    but these two are quite close.
[06:08] protagonist
    At times, they're like sisters.
[06:11] Hulemy
    Usually she'd have run for it by now,
[06:14] Hulemy
    but it looks like she can't
    bear to leave this time.
[06:17] protagonist
    I wonder if she's trying to put up with it
[06:19] protagonist
    because she thinks there'd
    be nobody left to carry me.
[06:22] Hulemy
    Don't tell me you're misreading
    the situation, Boxxo.
[06:26] Hulemy
    When it comes to why Lammis is stubbornly
    trying to control her fear...
[06:30] Hulemy
    Wait, it'll hurt her feelings if I tell you.
[06:33] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[06:35] Hulemy
    Well, take your time thinking it over.
[06:42] protagonist
    What could it be?
[06:58] protagonist
    Is that a...
[07:02] protagonist
    Those are flame scolls!
[07:06] protagonist
    But they're just wandering around.
[07:09] protagonist
    What're they trying to do?
[07:14] protagonist
    This is like an outdoor haunted house.
[07:17] protagonist
    Might as well play it safe
    and put up a barrier.
[07:21] protagonist
    It also wouldn't hurt to try out
    a number of anti-undead goods.
[07:26] protagonist
    Well, salt is the old standard.
SIGN    Natural Rock Salt
[07:30] Boxxo
    I'll give rock salt a try.
[07:37] Boxxo
    No good.
[07:38] Boxxo
    What else might have an effect?
[07:41] Boxxo
    Oh, how about that?!
[07:46] Boxxo
    If they're ghosts, maybe these will work!
[07:49] Boxxo
    Here! Here! How's this?!
[07:55] Boxxo
    Nothing happened.
[07:57] Boxxo
    Maybe it takes more of them!
[08:02] Hulemy
    Hey, Boxxo. You get any sleep last night?
[08:06] Hulemy
    What's all this?!
[08:09] protagonist
    I tried things all night, but they had no effect
    whatsoever on these otherworldly monsters.
[08:16] protagonist
    As soon as Shui and the
    others arrived belatedly,
[08:20] protagonist
    Captain Kerioyl ordered them to go explore.
[08:22] protagonist
    The captain himself said he would bring
    back some help for tackling this stratum,
[08:27] protagonist
    and then he went off somewhere.
[08:32] hostess
    Mister Boxxo.
[08:37] hostess
    Did you enjoy last night?
[08:40] protagonist
    When did she get here?!
[08:42] protagonist
    She's like a ghost.
[08:44] hostess
    When night falls here, monsters appear
    even in the middle of the village.
[08:50] hostess
    So only those with confidence in their
    skills are allowed to venture out.
[08:55] protagonist
    Wish you had told me that ahead of time.
[08:58] hostess
    The monsters here envy the living.
[09:02] hostess
    And so to you, they are harmless.
[09:05] hostess
    I suspect you were never attacked.
[09:08] protagonist
    So that's why they didn't crowd me,
    and they were just peering into buildings.
[09:14] hostess
    You are more akin to them
    than you are to us.
[09:19] hostess
    Ah, I beg your pardon.
[09:22] protagonist
    Well, I'm basically a vending machine
    possessed by a soul, so you're not wrong.
[09:29] protagonist
    But I'm not so sure I'm more
    akin to a ghost than you are.

[09:36] Lammis
    Sorry about yesterday, Boxxo.
[09:39] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:46] Lammis
    Things can't keep going like this.
[09:50] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[09:51] Lammis
    It really is too bad.
[09:54] protagonist
    Uh-oh. She's in negative mode,
    and she's taking me literally.
[10:00] Hulemy
    This isn't like you, y'know.
[10:02] Hulemy
    If it's a weakness, just overcome it.
[10:05] Hulemy
    Isn't that right?
[10:07] Lammis
    R-Right!
[10:08] Lammis
    Yeah, all I have to do is get used to it!
[10:11] Hulemy
    Well said.
[10:12] Hulemy
    Now, I'm going to give you a crash
    course in overcoming your fear.
[10:15] Lammis
    Crash course?
[10:18] Lammis
    Please do, Instructor!
[10:21] Hulemy
    Then let's start with you
    strolling through this village.
[10:25] Lammis
    Strolling?!
[10:28] Lammis
    Doesn't seem possible!
[10:29] Hulemy
    You gave in too soon!
[10:31] Hulemy
    It's just a little gloomy over there,
    so it shouldn't be too scary.
[10:35] Lammis
    Yes, but the mood is different here!
[10:38] Lammis
    If Clearflow Lake stratum is a frog fiend,
     this place is a king frog fiend!
[10:43] protagonist
    That sort of makes sense,
    and sort of doesn't.
[10:46] Hulemy
    Then will you give up and go back
    to Clearflow Lake stratum alone?
[10:50] Lammis
    I don't want to!
[10:51] Hulemy
    Then all you can do is tough it out.
[10:54] Lammis
    Y-Yeah, but...
[10:56] Hulemy
    Okay, at the village entrance
    is a general store.
[11:00] Hulemy
    First, go buy some
    restorative potions there.
[11:02] Lammis
    Fine.
[11:04] Lammis
    Let's go, Boxxo.
[11:07] Hulemy
    By yourself.
[11:09] Lammis
    You kidding?
[11:11] Hulemy
    I'm serious.
[11:14] Lammis
    I-I'll do it!
[11:16] Lammis
    J-Just you watch. I'm not a child!
     This'll be easy!
[11:21] Lammis
    I can do this.
[11:23] Lammis
    It'll work.
[11:24] Lammis
    I won't lose!
[11:25] protagonist
    I wonder if this is how a parent feels while
    watching their child go on their first errand.
[11:33] Lammis
    Screw that!
[11:41] protagonist
    There, there. That sure was scary.
[11:43] protagonist
    Have some warm corn soup
    or something, and settle down.
[11:46] protagonist
    Maybe something sweet to
    drink would be better.
[11:49] Hulemy
    Don't coddle her.
[11:50] protagonist
    Sorry, Lammis. Looks like that's a no-go.
[11:56] Lammis
    Y-You know, my job is to carry Boxxo,
    so I think it's no use if I don't have him.
[12:02] Hulemy
    Okay, fine. Go ahead and do it that way.
[12:06] Lammis
    Yeah! With Boxxo, I'll be fine!
[12:09] protagonist
    It's true.
[12:10] protagonist
    Even in a haunted house, it's a world of
    difference between going through alone,
[12:13] protagonist
    and doing it with a vending
    machine on your...
[12:15] protagonist
    I guess I've never seen anyone like that.
[12:18] Lammis
    Boxxo, you still there?!
[12:20] Lammis
    You're on my back?!
[12:21] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[12:23] Lammis
    Really?
[12:24] Lammis
    You're really there?
[12:25] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[12:27] Lammis
    Don't you fall off my back. You had better not!
[12:31] protagonist
    She's like a kid learning
    how to ride a bike.
[12:34] Lammis
    I'll try.
[12:37] Lammis
    I'll do my best.
[12:40] Lammis
    So let's go exploring together.
[12:46] protagonist
    I see, Lammis is desperately trying to
    overcome her fear so she and I can be together.
[12:53] protagonist
    Then I should help her any way I can!
SIGN    Change Paint Color
SIGN    Add Markings
SIGN    Switch Design
SIGN    Electric Bulletin Board
SIGN    Aroma Diffuser
[12:58] protagonist
    This device uses the scent of the
    merchandise to draw people to a vending machine.
[13:03] protagonist
    Let's go ahead and try some coffee aroma.
[13:08] Lammis
    What's that?
[13:09] Lammis
    Something smells good.
[13:11] protagonist
    Now, step two!
[13:18] Lammis
    Huh? Now I can hear some nice music!
[13:22] protagonist
    Good! Looks like it worked.
[13:25] protagonist
    Maybe I'm too generous?
[13:31] Lammis
    Guys!
[13:32] Lammis
    Look, look! I've got this down pat now!
[13:35] Lammis
    I'm not afraid anymore!
[13:37] Aka
    Oh!
[13:38] Shiro
    Wow!
[13:39] Shui
    You did it!
[13:40] Hulemy
    Okay, time to move on to the next step.
[13:43] Lammis
    Whatever it is, bring it on!
[13:45] Hulemy
    Listen to you. Next, remove
    Boxxo and go around the—
[13:50] Lammis
    Not happening.
[13:51] Lammis
    That, I won't do.
[13:52] protagonist
    Talk about firm resolve.
[13:54] protagonist
    That's impressive! And admirable!
[13:57] Kerioyl
    Ah, here you are!
[13:59] Kerioyl
    I brought back more explorers!
[14:02] Hulemy
    Oh, the Band of Gluttons!
    They're dependable!
[14:06] Lammis
    Mishuel!
[14:08] Mishuel
    Hello again.
[14:09] Suco/Pell
    Thanks for having us!
[14:11] protagonist
    So, he really did contact
    the Menagerie of Fools.
[14:15] protagonist
    I don't doubt his fighting power.
[14:17] protagonist
    But will he be able to
    communicate in a group this big?
[14:21] Kerioyl
    You guys know Mishuel, don't you?
[14:24] Kerioyl
    He's joined the Menagerie
    of Fools on a trial basis.
[14:28] Kerioyl
    This campaign will let
    him be sure about us.
[14:31] Kerioyl
    Right?
[14:32] Mishuel
    Not at all. I just want to make
    sure I don't slow everyone down,
[14:37] Mishuel
    and see whether I can smoothly handle teamwork.
[14:39] protagonist
    He seems like he's being modest, but I know
    it's that latter part that's important.
[14:46] Kerioyl
    Well, I'll say it again.
[14:48] Kerioyl
    Our goal in coming to the
    Dead's Lament stratum
[14:51] Kerioyl
    is to find the stratum lord,
    the King of Souls, and defeat him.
[14:55] Kerioyl
    There are lots of difficult monsters here,
     but you guys'll have no problem.
[14:59] Mikenne
    I don't really get it myself,
[15:01] Mikenne
    but I hear humans have trouble with dark
    places and monsters like corpse fiends.
[15:05] Suco
    Oh, they do?
[15:07] Short
    I know I don't like corpse fiends.
    They smell like rotten meat.
[15:11] Pell
    That smell will kill your appetite.
[15:15] protagonist
    Looks like humans and beast people
    perceive horror differently.
[15:19] Kerioyl
    The plan is to start by
    way of one-day searches.
[15:22] Kerioyl
    Everybody get prepared.
[15:24] Menagerie of Fools/Band of Gluttons
    Okay!
[15:26] protagonist
    Lammis, that's not a good sound to hear.
[15:33] Mikenne
    Why did they put graves outside the village?
[15:36] Short
    You know, Mikenne, reasons.
[15:38] Short
    Why, though?
[15:39] Suco
    Neither Mikenne nor Short know why.
     For the heck of it, I bet.
[15:43] Pell
    I don't know...
[15:44] Pell
    But if you left an offering,
    monsters could eat it. What a waste.
[15:49] Kerioyl
    Everyone, stop!
[15:52] Kerioyl
    Just like I figured.
[15:59] Shui
    Now it's our turn!
[16:01] Aka
    You ready, Shiro?
[16:02] Shiro
    I was born ready, Aka.
[16:04] Mishuel
    We're ready anytime.
[16:06] Kerioyl
    Good.
[16:08] Kerioyl
    Let's go!
[16:14] Lammis
    Wow.
[16:16] protagonist
    Hey, it's no contest.
[16:22] protagonist
    After watching for several days,
[16:25] protagonist
    it occurred to me that the monsters look
    like they're peering into the windows with envy.
[16:29] protagonist
    Maybe the rumors are true that,
    unlike typical monsters,
[16:34] protagonist
    the ones here are based on dead humans.
[16:37] protagonist
    That made me scream!
[16:39] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[16:41] protagonist
    Or not.
[16:42] protagonist
    Curse this body that only uses canned
    phrases even at times like this.
[16:49] protagonist
    If he doesn't mean me harm, but is only
    looking at me with a child's curiosity,
[16:55] protagonist
    I guess it'd be sad to be unkind to him.
[16:58] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:01] protagonist
    Huh?
[17:02] protagonist
    H-Hey, stop!
[17:05] protagonist
    Come on, don't paw at me!
[17:07] protagonist
    I'll give you this.
[17:15] protagonist
    There, drink up.
[17:19] protagonist
    That's right.
[17:36] protagonist
    Looks like the monsters have
    come to loiter again tonight.
[17:43] protagonist
    Is that the same one from yesterday?
[17:45] protagonist
    In that case...
[17:52] protagonist
    Huh?
[17:53] protagonist
    Does he like me or something?
[17:55] protagonist
    No way.
[17:58] protagonist
    He's probably just a kid expecting a treat.
[18:01] protagonist
    He came by night after night.
[18:04] protagonist
    This surprises even me, but I'm starting
    to enjoy this late-night interaction.
[18:11] protagonist
    Exploration is going smoothly,
[18:12] protagonist
    and this is the first night we're
    spending outside the village.
[18:17] protagonist
    I guess I can't give orange juice
    to the corpse fiend child today.
[18:21] protagonist
    Well, we'll return tomorrow,
    so he can go without for a day.
[18:27] protagonist
    A corpse fiend!
[18:29] protagonist
    There's just one, but it
    seems to be headed this way.
[18:34] Shiro
    Aka, want to wake the others?
[18:36] Aka
    We'll be fine if it's just one, Shiro.
[18:39] protagonist
    Okay, I'll help, too.
[18:46] protagonist
    Huh? Is that him?!
[18:48] Shiro
    A child. I feel bad, but...
[18:51] Aka
    ...rest in peace!
[18:52] Boxxo
    Too bad!
[19:01] Aka
    What's with the shouting, Boxxo?
[19:04] protagonist
    Could that corpse fiend child
    be the same one who's been...
[19:09] Aka
    This is from one of your drinks, Boxxo.
[19:12] Aka
    Where did he get it?
[19:14] protagonist
    I know it's wrong to get mad at Aka.
[19:17] protagonist
    I know that, but...
[19:20] protagonist
    My wiring feels like it's gonna short out.
[19:23] Shiro
    He also dropped a copper coin.
[19:24] Aka
    Don't tell me he was
    trying to buy something?
[19:27] Aka
    No, that can't be.
[19:29] Mikenne
    I don't know if it was that corpse fiend,
[19:32] Mikenne
    but there was one staring
    this way from a distance.
[19:34] Mikenne
    It didn't try anything,
    so I was ignoring it.
[19:37] protagonist
    So in other words, he was trying to put a
    coin in me after seeing others buy things.
[19:46] protagonist
    What a fool.
[19:47] protagonist
    Children don't need to
    worry about such things.
[19:50] protagonist
    Besides, all he had was one copper coin.
[19:53] protagonist
    That wouldn't be enough.
[19:56] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[20:02] protagonist
    You want the usual?
[20:08] Kerioyl
    Okay, good job everyone.
[20:11] Kerioyl
    We have a good idea where
    the King of Souls is.
[20:14] Hulemy
    You've thought of a way
    to deal with him, right?
[20:17] Kerioyl
    Well, I was going to compare notes with you.
[20:21] Kerioyl
    Do you know what kind of
    monster the King of Souls is?
[20:24] Hulemy
    I believe it's said he's something
    of a great magic user.
[20:29] Kerioyl
    Yeah, that's quite right.
[20:31] Kerioyl
    He uses many different elemental spells,
[20:33] Kerioyl
    and his magic power is apparently vast,
    which lets him fire them off quickly.
[20:36] Hulemy
    Right, so what will you do about his magic?
[20:39] Kerioyl
    Don't we have someone we can depend on
    to defend against any sort of attack?
[20:45] Lammis
    Huh? Do you mean Boxxo?
[20:47] Kerioyl
    Correct, Lammis.
[20:49] Kerioyl
    Boxxo's barrier is an all-purpose
    shield that can block magic as well.
[20:53] Kerioyl
    It's fine if you rush the enemy and take
    him down or just keep him distracted.
[21:00] protagonist
    Ah, so that's how it is.
[21:02] protagonist
    This was the real reason he
    wanted to bring me along.
[21:06] Hulemy
    True.
[21:07] Hulemy
    Word is, he also blocked the spells cast
    by those guys who were after Mishuel.
[21:11] Kerioyl
    How about it, Boxxo?
[21:13] Kerioyl
    I'll redo the plan if you don't
    think it'll work, but will it?
[21:17] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:18] Boxxo
    That's our Boxxo! You're the man!
[21:22] Lammis
    If Boxxo says okay, I'm fine with it too.
[21:24] Kerioyl
    That settles it.
[21:26] Kerioyl
    As the name suggests, the King of Souls
    has a number of monsters serving him.
[21:31] Kerioyl
    Let us handle those little guys.
[21:34] Lammis
    Okay!
[21:35] Hulemy
    Lammis, don't get too worked up.
[21:37] Lammis
    I know!
[21:38] Kerioyl
    Don't forget that everyone's
    agreed to be here.
[21:42] Kerioyl
    Well, the rest depends on what happens
    when we reach the King of Souls.
[21:46] Kerioyl
    For now, let's drink to lift our spirits!
[21:48] everyone
    Cheers!
[21:53] Lammis
    Boxxo, let's make 'em proud!
[21:55] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:57] protagonist
    Once this quest ends safely, I wouldn't
    mind us having another toast!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.

E12 - What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine

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[00:09] Shiro
    Captain! Aka says he found a monster up
    ahead that appears to be the King of Souls!
[00:13] Kerioyl
    Found him, huh?
[00:15] Lammis
    Boxxo, it's a big responsibility,
    but let's do our best.
[00:19] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine
[00:27] Kerioyl
    What's the situation?
[00:29] Aka
    Up ahead are the King of Souls and
    the monsters under his command.
[00:33] Aka
    Five corpse fiends, five undead,
    eight skeleton fiends, and four flame scolls.
[00:39] Kerioyl
    Twenty-two in all.
[00:42] Kerioyl
    Not undoable, but...
[00:44] Shui
    We could have wiped them out with magic
     if the vice captain were here.
[00:48] Shui
    Maybe I can take several with
    arrows before we get close.
[00:52] Kerioyl
    I'd like to at least start by
    whittling down their numbers.
[00:57] Mishuel
    Boxxo!
[00:58] Lammis
    Have you thought of something?
[01:05] Hulemy
    Looks like the device that sprays water.
[01:08] Hulemy
    I'd say something comes out
    of the tip if you pull this?
[01:11] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[01:13] Mikenne
    Something came out!
[01:15] Mikenne
    It stinks.
[01:18] Hulemy
    Is it safe to touch this?
[01:20] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[01:24] Hulemy
    It feels greasy, like oil.
[01:27] Hulemy
    Let's try lighting it on fire.
[01:30] Mikenne
    Hot! Hot!
[01:31] Hulemy
    Look at it burn!
[01:33] Hulemy
    We should douse the enemy
    in this flammable oil?
[01:36] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[01:42] Kerioyl
    Okay, follow the plan.
[01:44] Kerioyl
    Here goes!
[01:46] protagonist
    Now! Eliminate just the plastic bottle!
[01:59] protagonist
    Use the barrier to keep out flames,
    heat, and carbon dioxide!
[02:14] protagonist
    We're all set!
[02:16] protagonist
    I'll protect us from any kind of magic!
[02:24] King of Souls
    You defend against my magic?
[02:27] King of Souls
    That pale blue light must be a barrier!
[02:46] Shui
    Lammis!
[02:49] Pell
    Skeleton fiends!
[02:51] Kerioyl
    There's more of them now!
[02:53] protagonist
    Guess we can't count on backup!
[02:55] King of Souls
    Girl, there's something afoot
    with that box on your back!
[03:00] Lammis
    I wouldn't really know!
[03:03] King of Souls
    O stones of ice!
[03:05] King of Souls
    What? You withstand this?!
[03:08] King of Souls
    Then I'll just blow you
    and the barrier away!
[03:14] King of Souls
    All too easy.
[03:21] King of Souls
    What's happening? Is she hampering
    the winds with magic?!
[03:25] protagonist
    No, it's just her Blessing of Might.
[03:29] Lammis
    It'll take more than wind or hail!
[03:33] Lammis
    All or nothing!
[03:34] Lammis
    Forward!
[03:36] Lammis
    Crush!
[03:40] King of Souls
    I see, it seems I misunderstood your power.
[03:45] King of Souls
    But you'll be powerless against this!
[03:48] King of Souls
    O earthen expanse, utter your wail!
[03:55] Lammis
    H-Hey!
[03:56] Lammis
    Wait a minute!
[03:57] protagonist
    Form change!
[04:01] Lammis
    Thanks, Boxxo!
[04:02] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:04] King of Souls
    Jaws of earth, close!
[04:10] King of Souls
    Curse you!
[04:14] Shui
    Got it!
[04:15] Shiro/Aka
    Nice one, Shui!
[04:19] King of Souls
    I don't need to rely on these!
[04:20] Lammis
    No? Well I rely on something!
[04:24] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[04:25] protagonist
    Yeah!
[04:46] Kerioyl
    Oh yeah!
[04:48] Kerioyl
    Whoa!
[04:54] Shui
    You did it!
[04:55] Lammis
    Yeah!
[04:56] Kerioyl
    I never thought the two of you
    would take down the King of Souls.
[05:01] protagonist
    Yeah!
[05:02] protagonist
    All she needs is control of her power,
    and Lammis will get stronger and stronger!
[05:07] King of Souls
    Who do you people think I am?!
[05:11] Kerioyl
    This punk's still barely alive.
[05:15] King of Souls
    You deserve death for
    treading upon my greatness!
[05:19] Kerioyl
    Big talk for someone nearly dead himself.
[05:22] Kerioyl
    I think I'll smash you
    so we can get that coin.
[05:25] King of Souls
    Coin? You think I'm merely a stratum—
[05:33] Kerioyl
    Everyone scatter!
[05:45] protagonist
    Wh-What?! Everything's gone black!
[05:46] Lammis
    Boxxo, what is this?! What's happening?!
[05:48] audio guide
    Points decreased by 500.
[05:55] protagonist
    It stopped?
[06:01] Lammis
    G-Guys!
[06:03] Mishuel
    What a blunder!
[06:14] Netherlord
    I wasn't aware there are any who
    can survive my Dark Torrent.
[06:18] Netherlord
    I'll take back this Arm of the Dead
     that clings to light.
[06:33] Netherlord
    Superior magic items belong
    to superior users.
[06:37] Netherlord
    Don't you agree, visitor from another world?
[06:41] protagonist
    He knows who I really am!
[06:44] Lammis
    Wh-Who're you?!
[06:47] Netherlord
    My name? That is long forgotten.
[06:50] Netherlord
    But I suppose I am often
    called the Netherlord.
[06:56] Netherlord
    So, this is a stratum lord's coin.
[07:00] Netherlord
    It is of no interest.
[07:05] Lammis
    Wh-Why're you doing this?
[07:08] Netherlord
    Why, you ask?
[07:10] Netherlord
    What is wrong with me hunting?
[07:13] Netherlord
    Didn't you, in turn, attack the King of Souls
     to satisfy your own desires?
[07:18] Lammis
    W-Well...
[07:20] Netherlord
    You would say this is different
    from that somehow?
[07:24] Netherlord
    Well, human?
[07:31] Netherlord
    Nice try.
[07:33] Netherlord
    That's a phantom.
[07:38] Lammis
    Mishuel!
[07:40] Netherlord
    Trying to blindside me, eh?
[07:42] Netherlord
    Care to enlighten me as to how
    righteousness should work?
[07:46] Hulemy
    Lammis!
[07:48] Hulemy
    Don't try to fight that thing head-on!
[07:50] Hulemy
    Boxxo!
[07:52] protagonist
    Eliminate!
[07:55] Netherlord
    Is that all you've got?
[07:57] Shui
    Think again!
[08:02] Shui
    Now's our chance to run!
[08:07] Netherlord
    Oh?
[08:08] Hulemy
    Make it quick!
[08:11] Kerioyl
    We're leaving for now!
[08:13] Netherlord
    You think you can escape?
[08:19] Netherlord
    You're a troublesome one.
[08:23] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[08:25] Netherlord
    Another blindside, after what I just said?
[08:33] Lammis
    Shui!
[08:38] Lammis
    Let them go!
[08:39] Hulemy
    Run...
[08:42] Shui
    Hurry...
[08:43] Shui
    Take the others...
[08:49] Netherlord
    The touching human spirit of self-sacrifice.
[08:53] Netherlord
    Very well.
[09:00] Lammis
    Stop it!
[09:13] Lammis
    You promised you'd always help me out.
[09:19] Lammis
    Everyone is waiting at the orphanage.
[09:22] Lammis
    So, please...
[09:25] Lammis
    I'm begging you, open your eyes!
[09:30] Netherlord
    It seems these two want
    to stay asleep forever.
[09:40] protagonist
    Not good!
[09:41] protagonist
    She's lost herself to anger!
[09:42] protagonist
    At this rate...
[09:49] Boxxo
    You-he-ad-too bad.
[09:51] Lammis
    I know, Boxxo.
[09:53] Lammis
    You're telling me to calm down?
[09:55] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:56] Lammis
    But if someone doesn't do something
    about him, we'll all be killed here.
[10:02] protagonist
    I know, that's why I have a plan!
[10:04] protagonist
    But if it doesn't work correctly,
    you'll just die for nothing!
[10:10] Netherlord
    What's the matter? Done attacking?
[10:13] Netherlord
    Then it's time for you to
    provide me with entertainment.
[10:18] Netherlord
    Bore!
[10:20] protagonist
    Be in time!
[10:25] Netherlord
    So prosaic.
[10:28] Lammis
    Thanks, Boxxo.
[10:30] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[10:33] Lammis
    I believe in you, Boxxo.
[10:36] Lammis
    That's why I won't lose to that creep!
[10:39] protagonist
    That's right, I believe, too.
[10:42] protagonist
    In you and in your strength!
[10:47] Lammis
    Boxxo?
[10:48] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[10:50] Lammis
    I get it.
[10:51] Lammis
    You've got some plan.
[10:53] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[10:55] Lammis
    Let's go, then!
[11:01] Netherlord
    It looks like you've finished
    saying your good-byes.
[11:05] Netherlord
    But there's no call for sorrow.
[11:07] Netherlord
    You'll be reunited with those two soon,
[11:11] Netherlord
    by way of my most powerful technique.
[11:14] protagonist
    Now!
[11:15] protagonist
    Eject Lammis at full power from the barrier!
[11:21] Lammis
    Go!
[11:24] protagonist
    No you don't!
[11:25] protagonist
    Reject the balloons at full power, too!
[11:29] Netherlord
    This is absurd.
[11:49] Netherlord
    I never thought you'd break
    the Arm of the Dead.
[11:57] Netherlord
    I look forward to seeing
    how your group develops.
[12:00] Netherlord
    Come and seek vengeance anytime.
[12:09] Lammis
    Hulemy! Hulemy!
[12:13] Lammis
    You're promised you'd help me, didn't you?!
[12:17] Lammis
    That you'd stick with me!
[12:20] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[12:22] Lammis
    Shui, too! Let's eat together again!
[12:26] Lammis
    Open your eyes!
[12:30] Kerioyl
    That son of a bitch!
[12:33] Kerioyl
    Shui! Shui!
[12:36] Kerioyl
    I won't let you go!
[12:38] Kerioyl
    I swear I won't let any of my people go!
[12:41] Lammis
    Captain...
[12:42] Kerioyl
    Don't just sit there!
[12:43] Kerioyl
    You learned at the association
    what to do at times like this!
[12:47] Lammis
    Right!
[12:49] protagonist
    Cardiac massage.
[12:51] protagonist
    Which means cardiac arrest!
[12:54] protagonist
    In that case!
[12:59] Kerioyl
    If Boxxo changed, it probably
    means we should use this.
[13:03] Lammis
    But I've never seen this kind.
[13:06] [SONG] text (white background)
    Automated External Defibrillator
    
     Release the lock and open this door
[13:06] protagonist
    It's no wonder.
[13:07] protagonist
    Even in my old world, not many
    people know how to use an AED.
[13:12] protagonist
    That holds even more true
    for this world's people.
[13:15] [SONG] text (red background)
    Release the lock and open this door
[13:15] protagonist
    But I don't have time to explain!
SIGN    Abilities
SIGN    Coin Conversion
SIGN    Vending Compartment Shock Absorber
SIGN    Transformation
SIGN    Telekinesis
SIGN    Change Paint Color
[13:19] protagonist
    I'll spend all the points I have!
[13:24] Lammis
    It's floating.
[13:26] Lammis
    Are you doing this, Boxxo?!
[13:28] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Use according to voice
     and visual instructions
[13:31] audio guide
    Expose the patient's chest and retrieve
    the square bag from the lid.
[13:36] audio guide
    Rip open the bag and take out the pads.
[13:39] Lammis
    O-Okay!
[13:41] protagonist
    Now for the hard part.
[13:43] protagonist
    To help increase the
    likelihood of resuscitation,
[13:45] protagonist
    I'll raise dexterity with
    my remaining points!
[13:49] Lammis
    Boxxo, I'm done!
[13:51] Lammis
    Is this good?
[13:52] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:54] protagonist
    Okay, first!
[14:01] audio guide
    Do not touch the body.
[14:03] audio guide
    Now measuring electrocardiogram.
[14:05] audio guide
    Do not touch the body.
[14:08] audio guide
    Electric shock is required.
[14:09] audio guide
    Move away from the body.
[14:12] protagonist
    Please work!
[14:16] audio guide
    Electric shock has been performed.
[14:17] audio guide
    Begin cardiac massage immediately.
[14:20] Lammis
    Okay!
[14:26] protagonist
    No...
[14:28] protagonist
    It was too late.
[14:30] protagonist
    My treatment was too slow!
[14:32] Lammis
    Hulemy, Boxxo helped, so you'll be fine now!
[14:36] Lammis
    So please, open your eyes!
[14:39] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[14:45] Hulemy
    Huh? What was I...
[14:48] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[14:50] Lammis
    Hulemy! Hulemy!
[14:50] Kerioyl
    Boxxo, do Shui, too!
[14:52] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:58] Shui
    Captain...
[15:00] Shui
    And you guys, too. What happened?
[15:04] Shui
    C-Captain?!
[15:05] Kerioyl
    You had me so worried, dummy!
[15:08] Shui
    Hey! Captain, it's hard to breathe!
[15:11] Shui
    What's got into you?
[15:11] protagonist
    The people of this world are
    sturdier than I thought.
[15:13] Shui
    Come on Captain, I need to breathe!
[15:18] Mishuel
    I sincerely apologize!
[15:21] Mishuel
    I was accompanying you, yet I still
     exposed you both to danger!
[15:25] Hulemy
    Don't feel so bad.
[15:26] Hulemy
    I talked big, too, and then
    couldn't do anything.
[15:30] Shui
    Me too.
[15:31] Hulemy
    Still, the Netherlord. That guy's bad news.
[15:36] Hulemy
    We've got to inform Director Bear
     as soon as possible.
[15:39] protagonist
    True, he was a monstrous opponent.
[15:42] protagonist
    The next time we meet, will I be
    able to protect everyone?
[15:48] protagonist
    Several days later, Hulemy and Shui recovered,
[15:51] protagonist
    and we returned to Clearflow Lake stratum.
[15:55] protagonist
    And then we reported the
    incident to Director Bear.
[16:00] Director Bear
    The Netherlord, huh?
[16:02] Hulemy
    You know something about him?
[16:05] Director Bear
    I've only read about him in old records, but I
    suspect he's a general serving the Demon Lord.
[16:13] protagonist
    In other words, there's someone
    even stronger than
him*!
[16:17] Director Bear
    I'm going to request an emergency meeting
    with the directors of each stratum.
[16:23] Director Bear
    I want everyone to get plenty of rest
    in case anything unexpected happens.
[16:27] Lammis
    Yes, sir!
[16:31] Lammis
    Missus, I'm back!
[16:33] missus
    Lammis! I was worried!
[16:36] missus
    You're not hurt at all?
[16:37] Lammis
    Nope.
[16:40] Munami
    Lammis!
[16:44] protagonist
    I feel like I've seen this before.
[16:47] Munami
    You okay?! You're not hurt anywhere?!
[16:50] Lammis
    I-I'm fine.
[16:52] Munami
    Good!
[16:54] Munami
    I heard you fought an enemy stronger than
    a stratum lord, and I was so worried!
[17:00] Lammis
    Thank you, Munami.
[17:04] protagonist
    Apparently the story about us fighting the*
    Netherlord had spread throughout the village.
[17:10] Karios
    We heard the news, Boxxo! Sounds like
     you were the star of the show again!
[17:15] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[17:16] Gorth
    Don't be modest.
[17:17] Gorth
    You drove off a monster
    stronger than a stratum lord,
[17:20] Gorth
    and you saved Hulemy's and Shui's lives.
[17:23] Shirley
    You're an indispensable part
    of this village now, Boxxo.
[17:28] protagonist
    It makes me happy to hear that, but I...
[17:33] Suori
    I heard about your heroism
    as well, Mr. Boxxo.
[17:37] Suori
    It makes me want to invite you
    into my home all the more.
[17:41] Suori
    Until then, I imagine it's inconvenient,
    but put up with life with Lammis.
[17:48] Karios
    Wh-What was all that?
[17:50] Gorth
    Who knows?
[17:54] Mishuel
    There are so many people in this village.
[17:57] Mikenne
    Mishuel!
[17:58] Mishuel
    Y-Yes?!
[18:00] Mishuel
    Oh, it's the Band of Gluttons.
[18:02] Mishuel
    What brings all of you here?
[18:04] Suco
    What are you going to do after this?
[18:07] Mishuel
    What?
[18:08] Pell
    He's the "Netherlord," right?
    I'm scared of an enemy that strong!
[18:13] Short
    Please fight alongside us, Mishuel!
[18:18] Mishuel
    The Netherlord defeated
    me in that last battle.
[18:22] Suco
    Mishuel...
[18:24] Mishuel
    That's why I swear upon this sword...
[18:28] Mishuel
    that next time, I won't lose!
[18:30] Mishuel
    I will succeed in defending
    my precious comrades.
[18:37] Mikenne/Short/Pell/Suco
    Yay!
[18:40] Suco
    You know it!
[18:41] Mikenne
    Director Bear said he would summon
    expert hunters from each stratum!
[18:41] Pell
    I'm not so scared now!
[18:45] Mishuel
    Huh?
[18:46] Short
    About forty or fifty, was it?
[18:48] Suco
    I heard it was two or three hundred.
[18:51] Pell
    I wonder if we could gather up a thousand.
[18:56] Mikenne
    Isn't that reassuring, Mishuel?
[19:01] Mishuel
    Right...
[19:08] Filmina
    What's the matter, Captain?
[19:11] Filmina
    Captain?
[19:12] Kerioyl
    What is it that we're doing, anyway?
[19:17] Kerioyl
    I figure if I'm trying to get my own wish
    granted, it's okay if I drop dead somewhere.
[19:23] Kerioyl
    But now, I'm not so sure about
    putting my people in danger
[19:29] Kerioyl
    for some goal I don't even
    know if we can accomplish.
[19:33] Filmina
    Kerioyl...
[19:35] Aka
    Since when do you go around
    saying such timid things?
[19:39] Shiro
    That's right. A look that serious
    doesn't suit your face.
[19:43] Kerioyl
    You guys...
[19:45] Aka
    The fact that we follow you is
    something we decided ourselves!
[19:51] Shiro
    So Captain Kerioyl, keep moving
    forward and don't worry.
[19:56] Shiro
    Because we'll cover the rear.
[19:58] Filmina
    I share their opinion.
[20:05] Kerioyl
    When did you start saying
    such commendable things?
[20:08] Kerioyl
    Okay, tomorrow we go on the hunt!
[20:10] Kerioyl
    Aka, Shiro! Go prepare thirty days'
    worth of food! And you're paying!
[20:15] Aka
    Th-Thirty days' worth?!
[20:17] Shiro
    With our own money?!
[20:18] Filmina
    On that note, Captain. We still
    haven't been paid for this month.
[20:26] protagonist
    One morning, Lammis put me on her
    back and departed the village
[20:31] protagonist
    without saying where we were going.
[20:35] protagonist
    Where does she plan to go?
[20:38] Lammis
    Here we are, Boxxo.
[20:44] protagonist
    This is...
[20:45] Lammis
    Do you remember, Boxxo?
[20:47] Lammis
    This is where you and I first met.
[20:50] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:52] Lammis
    And it's the first place you ever saved me.
[20:57] protagonist
    Lammis...
[20:59] Lammis
    So many things have happened
    since I got to know you.
[21:03] Lammis
    Plenty of it was dangerous.
[21:06] Lammis
    But each of those times,
    you protected me and my friends.
[21:12] protagonist
    You're wrong, Lammis.
[21:14] protagonist
    We've just been lucky until now.
[21:16] protagonist
    But during that last battle...
[21:19] Lammis
    Boxxo, are you by chance thinking
    it's your fault people got hurt?
[21:25] Lammis
    That's not true.
[21:27] Lammis
    Not true at all.
[21:29] Lammis
    It's because you were there
    that I didn't get hurt.
[21:33] Lammis
    And it's thanks to you Hulemy
    and Shui pulled through.
[21:38] Lammis
    So don't think such sad things.
[21:43] Lammis
    Please don't.
[21:46] protagonist
    Lammis, I'm amazed you care for me
    this much when I'm a vending machine.
[21:53] Hulemy
    So we were thinking we'd encourage you too.
[21:57] Shui
    Looks like there was no need, though.
[22:00] Lammis
    Hulemy! Shui!
[22:01] Lammis
    What're you doing here?!
[22:03] Hulemy
    Well, hey, we heard you left
    the village with Boxxo.
[22:10] Hulemy
    And besides, we still had yet to thank him.
[22:13] Shui
    That's right.
[22:15] protagonist
    Huh?! Um, hey...
[22:19] Lammis
    Wh-Wh-What are you two doing?!
[22:23] Hulemy
    Thanking him, that's what.
[22:25] Shui
    He did save our lives, after all.
[22:28] Hulemy
    You owe Boxxo a lot too, don't you?
[22:31] Hulemy
    At least thank him now and then.
[22:33] Lammis
    Th-Thank him?
[22:34] Lammis
    Yeah, it would be right for me to thank him.
[22:38] Lammis
    Ma did say you should always thank people.
[22:42] protagonist
    OMG!
[22:49] Lammis
    No, I can't do it!
[22:52] Lammis
    I'd die of embarrassment!
[22:54] Hulemy
    It's easy.
[22:55] Shui
    Go on.
[22:56] Hulemy/Shui
    Do it.
[23:10] Lammis
    Dang it, Hulemy!
[23:13] Hulemy
    Good for you!
[23:16] Shui
    You looked great!
[23:18] Lammis
    You too, Shui?!
[23:21] protagonist
    Being reborn as a vending machine to wander
    the dungeon in another world is ridiculous.
[23:28] protagonist
    But there I was, thinking I'd like
    to keep living this sort of life!
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon