# Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai
Puberty syndrome – Abnormal experiences rumored on the internet to be caused by sensitivity and instability during adolescence. This year, Sakuta Azusagawa, a second-year student at a high school near Enoshima, meets several girls that are experiencing this “puberty syndrome.” For instance, he meets a wild bunny girl in the library. She turns out to be an actress on hiatus, Mai Sakurajima, who is also his senior at the school. For some reason, no one else can see this enchanting girl. How did she become invisible…?
# Season 1
# E1 - My Senpai is a Bunny Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X7VZ9Y/my-senpai-is-a-bunny-girl)
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**[00:04] ---**
Hey, why don't we kiss?
**[00:08] ---**
*This girl who teases me, saying as such...*
**[00:16] ---**
*Wait... who is she?*
**[00:26] ---**
MAY 29th
**[00:28] ---**
"What is written hereafter is
truly something unbelievable, but...
**[00:35] ---**
Everything is the truth,
so make sure to read until the very end.
**[00:39] ---**
You have to!"
**[00:41] ---**
What is this?
**[00:43] ---**
It was my senpai, a third-year
at Minegahara High School.
I went to Fujisawa Library, and there...
**[00:44] ---**
"May 6th. I met a wild bunny girl."
***SIGN*** #1 - My Senpai is a Bunny Girl
**[02:26] ---**
MAY 6th
**[02:54] ---**
What the hell?
**[03:08] ---**
I'm surprised.
So, you can still see me?
**[03:15] ---**
See you, then.
**[03:19] ---**
Um, you're Sakurajima-senpai, aren't you?
**[03:23] ---**
If you're calling me "senpai",
it means you go to Minegahara High School?
**[03:29] ---**
I'm Sakuta Azusagawa, class 2-1.
**[03:32] ---**
Azusagawa is spelled like the Azusagawa Rest Area,
and Sakuta is spelled "blooming Taro".
**[03:36] ---**
I'm Mai Sakurajima.
**[03:39] ---**
Sakurajima is spelled like Mai Sakurajima,
and Mai is spelled like Mai Sakurajima.
**[03:42] ---**
I know. You're a celebrity.
**[03:46] ---**
I'll give you one warning.
**[03:48] ---**
Forget about what you saw today.
**[03:50] ---**
Also, don't have anything to do with me
under any circumstances.
**[03:55] ---**
If you understand, then say "yes."
**[04:12] ---**
*She told me to forget, but...*
**[04:17] ---**
Kaede, it's morning. Wake up.
**[04:21] ---**
Big Brother, it's cold.
**[04:23] ---**
Heavy!
**[04:25] ---**
Half of Kaede is made of her feelings for you.
**[04:28] ---**
What's with that embarrassing setup?
**[04:31] ---**
You're already at a decent age,
maybe outgrow crawling into my bed.
**[04:37] ---**
I see, because you wake up too excited.
**[04:40] ---**
Who'd get excited over their little sister?
**[04:47] ---**
Hey, do you like bunny girls, Kunimi?
**[04:50] ---**
No, not exactly.
**[04:52] ---**
So you love them?
**[04:54] ---**
Yep, I love them!
**[04:56] ---**
For example, if you were to bump into
a pretty bunny girl at the library,
**[04:59] ---**
what would you do?
**[05:01] ---**
I'd do a double-take.
**[05:02] ---**
Right?
**[05:03] ---**
Then, I'd totally gawk at her.
**[05:05] ---**
Right?
**[05:11] ---**
KANAGAWA PREFECTURAL
MINEGAHARA HIGH SCHOOL
**[05:18] ---**
Hey, Kunimi...
**[05:19] ---**
You can see Sakurajima-senpai, can't you?
**[05:22] ---**
Yeah, crystal clear.
**[05:24] ---**
I wonder what kind of a person she is.
**[05:26] ---**
Hmm... Well, she's a celebrity, right?
**[05:29] ---**
Yeah, she would be.
**[05:31] ---**
She's still in showbiz,
even though she's on hiatus, right?
**[05:34] ---**
Yeah, and I was surprised to discover
that she attends our school.
**[05:39] ---**
It's nice to see you show interest
in a girl other than Shoko Makinohara,
**[05:44] ---**
but she's probably impossible, even for you.
**[05:46] ---**
I wasn't going to ask her out,
let alone be in love with her.
**[05:50] ---**
Then what's up?
**[05:51] ---**
Well, just thinking how I've never seen her
together with someone else at school.
**[05:57] ---**
She's always alone, you know.
**[05:59] ---**
Morning, Yuuma!
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, Kamisato.
**[06:02] ---**
See ya, Sakuta.
**[06:12] ---**
I heard from a senpai on my team...
**[06:15] ---**
Apparently Sakurajima didn't come to school
at the start of her first year.
**[06:20] ---**
Why?
**[06:21] ---**
For work.
**[06:22] ---**
She declared going on hiatus
straight out of middle school,
**[06:27] ---**
but she was locked into some prior titles,
so she apparently was busy.
**[06:31] ---**
He said she didn't seriously go to school
until after summer break.
**[06:36] ---**
That's a bit rough.
**[06:37] ---**
Isn't it?
**[06:39] ---**
*Sakurajima-senpai, the celebrity who
started school midway through the first year,*
**[06:44] ---**
*is totally an outsider.*
**[06:46] ---**
*Once the class takes its shape,
it doesn't change easily.*
**[06:51] ---**
*Others will talk behind your back if you stand out,
calling you annoying or a show off.*
**[06:57] ---**
*And once that happens, everyone knows
that there's no going back.*
**[07:02] ---**
*That's the kind of pace a school is...*
**[07:05] ---**
*Nobody can approach
Sakurajima-senpai to talk to her.*
**[07:08] ---**
*They don't want to stand out,
to be isolated...*
**[07:12] ---**
*That's why Sakurajima-senpai
is also reading the situation,*
**[07:15] ---**
*and pretending to act accordingly.*
**[07:17] ---**
*I'm sure.*
**[07:19] ---**
Hey, I need to talk to you.
**[07:22] ---**
I'll be blunt.
Don't talk to Yuuma ever again.
**[07:26] ---**
I don't think I'm interfering
in Kunimi's relationship with you, Kamisato.
**[07:31] ---**
That's not what I mean!
**[07:33] ---**
Everyone knows about
the Hospitalization Incident.
**[07:36] ---**
Oh, that Hospitalization Incident...
**[07:39] ---**
If Yuuma hangs out with the class loner,
his popularity will plummet.
**[07:43] ---**
I'd feel sorry for him if that happened.
**[07:45] ---**
So by that logic, your own popularity
is taking a nosedive, as well.
**[07:50] ---**
But you're fine with that?
**[07:51] ---**
Are you picking a fight?
**[07:53] ---**
Just accepting your challenge.
**[07:54] ---**
Why are you so irritated?
Are you on your period?
**[07:56] ---**
Wha—
**[07:58] ---**
Die, idiot! Just die!
**[08:00] ---**
This just can't be! You're the worst!
**[08:01] ---**
*In the end...*
**[08:03] ---**
*Everyone says "I'm bored" or "Isn't there
anything interesting out there?" like pet phrases.*
**[08:09] ---**
*But in reality, none of them are
really looking for a change.*
**[08:29] ---**
That's gotta be Mai Sakurajima.
**[08:32] ---**
Eh?
**[08:33] ---**
See? That's totally her!
**[08:36] ---**
I'll take a pic just in case.
**[08:37] ---**
Eh?
**[08:38] ---**
Come on, look this way a bit more.
**[08:43] ---**
Wh-What the hell are you?
**[08:46] ---**
A human. What are you,
an ogling photographer?
**[08:49] ---**
Wha— Why, you..!
**[08:50] ---**
Stop that. Let's go.
**[08:54] ---**
What's with that guy?
Like it's anything much.
**[09:02] ---**
Thanks.
**[09:05] ---**
You thought I'd get mad
and say to mind your own business?
**[09:08] ---**
Yes.
**[09:09] ---**
I thought it, but I'm holding it in.
**[09:12] ---**
Then I wish you didn't say that, either.
**[09:14] ---**
I'm used to stuff like that.
**[09:17] ---**
Even so, it wears you down inside, doesn't it?
**[09:21] ---**
Wears down...
You're right about that.
**[09:26] ---**
"Incoming call - Manager"
**[09:30] ---**
You don't have to answer that?
**[09:32] ---**
The train is here.
**[09:33] ---**
Besides, I know what that woman wants.
**[09:42] ---**
About that thing yesterday...
**[09:43] ---**
I warned you to forget about it, didn't I?
**[09:46] ---**
That bunny outfit was so erotic,
it's impossible to forget.
**[09:49] ---**
H-Hang on! You didn't do anything weird
while thinking about me, did you?
**[09:53] ---**
Well, I'm totally fine with being the subject
of erotic fantasies for young boys...
**[10:01] ---**
You know, Azusagawa-kun.
**[10:03] ---**
You remembered my name.
**[10:05] ---**
I saw the rumors about you...
**[10:07] ---**
Minegahara High School homepage
High Schools in Kanagawa
**[10:07] ---**
Something about a violent incident where
you sent three classmates to the hospital?
**[10:10] ---**
1) Sakuta Azusagawa - dude sent 3 classmates
to the hospital after a violent incident in middle school.
He moved outta Yokohama - where'd he go?
**[10:12] ---**
2) What's this hospitalization incident?
3) so scary lolol....
**[10:12] ---**
I'm honored that you'd take an interest in me.
**[10:15] ---**
It's really amazing.
**[10:16] ---**
All this information about one individual
being out in the open like this.
**[10:20] ---**
I didn't know it was written
to this extent, though.
**[10:23] ---**
You don't look it up yourself?
**[10:25] ---**
I don't have a smartphone.
**[10:27] ---**
Really?
**[10:28] ---**
I used to, but I got frustrated
and tossed it into the sea.
**[10:32] ---**
Throw trash away into trash cans.
**[10:35] ---**
You don't have any friends, do you?
**[10:37] ---**
Friends? I have two, even.
**[10:39] ---**
Can you say "even" with just two?
**[10:42] ---**
I feel having two friends
is more than enough.
**[10:46] ---**
I just have to be friends with them
for the rest of my life.
**[10:49] ---**
I see...
**[10:51] ---**
So, what did you think about
the Hospitalization Incident rumors?
**[10:56] ---**
It's pretty clear after some thought.
**[10:59] ---**
Someone who caused such a huge incident
couldn't attend school like nothing happened.
**[11:04] ---**
I wish my class could hear that line.
**[11:08] ---**
If it's wrong, then you need to tell them such.
**[11:11] ---**
A rumor is kind of like
the atmosphere, isn't it?
**[11:14] ---**
Since lately, the atmosphere
is something you need to read.
**[11:18] ---**
That "atmosphere" that labels you as
a bad person if you can't read it.
**[11:22] ---**
And the people creating that atmosphere
don't have a sense of participation,
**[11:28] ---**
so it's foolish to try
and fight against the atmosphere.
**[11:31] ---**
So you're leaving misunderstandings be,
and giving up before even fighting.
**[11:50] ---**
Your turn to talk, Senpai.
What was all that about yesterday?
**[11:58] ---**
I made my debut when I was six years old...
**[12:02] ---**
After getting the lead role
for the morning drama series,
**[12:05] ---**
television, movies, commercials...
I was always in the public eye.
**[12:10] ---**
There wasn't a day where I didn't
see Mai Sakurajima on TV.
**[12:15] ---**
It was fun in the beginning,
but it gradually became more stressful.
**[12:20] ---**
People would notice and say,
"That's THE Mai Sakurajima!" everywhere I went.
**[12:24] ---**
And at some point, I started wishing...
**[12:27] ---**
...that I could go to a world
where nobody knew who I was.
**[12:32] ---**
I first noticed that people weren't able
to see me at the beginning of a 4-day weekend.
**[12:38] ---**
On a whim, I went to the aquarium.
**[12:40] ---**
Alone?
**[12:42] ---**
Is that bad?
**[12:50] ---**
...and that's what she said.
**[12:52] ---**
- Eh? You're kidding me!
- It's true!
**[12:56] ---**
I thought it was just me at first,
since they were focused on viewing the fish.
**[13:02] ---**
But when I stopped in a café
on my way home...
**[13:05] ---**
Um, excuse me...
**[13:09] ---**
Excuse me...
**[13:12] ---**
Welcome.
**[13:14] ---**
Was it a shop that you did something
so terrible they banned your patronage?
**[13:18] ---**
Of course not.
**[13:20] ---**
Senpai, your foot...
**[13:22] ---**
Is something wrong with my foot?
**[13:24] ---**
No, I'm ecstatic that you
are stomping on mine.
**[13:27] ---**
In any case, quickly left the café
and went home.
**[13:32] ---**
But after returning to Fujisawa,
everyone saw me normally.
**[13:36] ---**
So I went around, seeing if something
similar would happen in other places.
**[13:40] ---**
That's why you were a bunny girl...
**[13:43] ---**
Looking like this, people would stare
if they saw me, right?
**[13:46] ---**
So you're going out as
a wild bunny girl again today?
**[13:50] ---**
Right, so don't get in the way.
**[13:56] ---**
One custard bun, please.
**[14:01] ---**
Excuse me, one custard bun, please.
**[14:07] ---**
Excuse me. A custard-filled bun.
**[14:09] ---**
Okay. Just one?
**[14:11] ---**
Yes, just one.
**[14:14] ---**
Aren't you at all troubled by this?
**[14:18] ---**
Right. Not being able to eat
the custard-filled buns here is a problem.
**[14:22] ---**
But do you actually believe
this insane story of mine?
**[14:27] ---**
I know what stories like that are called.
**[14:31] ---**
"Adolescence Syndrome," right?
**[14:40] ---**
Adolescence Syndrome, huh...
**[14:43] ---**
Hearing other people's thoughts,
or seeing another person's future,
**[14:48] ---**
or swapping bodies with someone else...
**[14:52] ---**
Rumors of that nature
started being called Adolescence Syndrome,
**[14:56] ---**
though nobody knows who coined the term.
**[14:59] ---**
That's just an urban legend.
**[15:03] ---**
What's this?
**[15:04] ---**
My apartment.
**[15:07] ---**
I won't do anything to you.
**[15:09] ---**
There's something I'd like to show you
so you'll believe me when I say...
**[15:12] ---**
"I believe you."
**[15:25] ---**
You keep it rather clean.
**[15:27] ---**
Senpai, you—
**[15:28] ---**
Stop with that "Senpai" thing.
I don't recall ever becoming your senpai.
**[15:33] ---**
Sakurajima-san?
**[15:34] ---**
My last name is a bit long.
**[15:36] ---**
Then, Mai.
**[15:37] ---**
Remember to add the "-san."
**[15:39] ---**
Then, Mai-san.
**[15:42] ---**
You really don't come across as "Azusagawa,"
so I'll call you "Sakuta-kun."
**[15:46] ---**
Wh-Why are you stripping!?
You said you weren't going to do anything!
**[15:49] ---**
Filthy! Perverted! Exhibitionist!
**[15:59] ---**
That's real, isn't it?
**[16:01] ---**
You think there are idiots
who'd wear special make-up like this?
**[16:06] ---**
Can I touch it?
**[16:07] ---**
Go ahead.
**[16:12] ---**
Don't make any weird noises!
**[16:13] ---**
It's a bit sensitive there, so please be gentle.
**[16:17] ---**
Like this?
**[16:18] ---**
That feels really good.
**[16:20] ---**
Ow! Pain! Let go!
**[16:22] ---**
You just seem to be enjoying this.
**[16:25] ---**
Anyway, what caused such a wound?
**[16:28] ---**
Actually, I'm not really sure.
**[16:34] ---**
My little sister Kaede.
**[16:38] ---**
She wasn't assaulted or anything.
Just bullied on the internet.
**[16:43] ---**
I don't get what you're trying to say.
**[16:45] ---**
Something about not replying
to a message...
**[16:48] ---**
A girl who was the leader
of her class started hating her,
**[16:51] ---**
and people wrote all sorts of insults
in social media groups.
**[16:54] ---**
DIE KAEDE
**[16:56] ---**
And then, one day...
**[16:58] ---**
Welcome home.
**[17:01] ---**
Big Brother...
**[17:02] ---**
Hmm? What's wrong?
**[17:11] ---**
This is why I believe
Adolescence Syndrome really exists.
**[17:17] ---**
That wound is from back then, too?
**[17:20] ---**
I have no idea how or why.
**[17:22] ---**
I awoke one morning covered in blood,
and was hospitalized.
**[17:27] ---**
Is that the truth
behind the Hospitalization Incident?
**[17:29] ---**
Yeah, I was the one sent to the hospital.
**[17:33] ---**
Big Brother, are you there?
**[17:37] ---**
S-So sorry!
**[17:39] ---**
If you were going to call for a professional lady
delivered to you, please say so in advance!
**[17:42] ---**
Kaede, you're making
a big misunderstanding.
**[17:45] ---**
Then, is she making you buy a vase?
**[17:48] ---**
I'm not being forced.
**[17:49] ---**
What about English-learning supplies...
**[17:50] ---**
I wasn't even recommended one,
so rest assured.
**[17:53] ---**
She's a senpai from my school.
**[17:56] ---**
I'm Mai Sakurajima. Nice to meet you.
**[18:01] ---**
Nice to meet you. I'm Kaede Azusagawa.
**[18:05] ---**
Um, she said, "Nice to meet you.
I'm Kaede Azusagawa."
**[18:11] ---**
And this is Nasuno.
**[18:13] ---**
"And this is Nasuno," she says.
**[18:17] ---**
Thanks for letting me know, Kaede-chan.
**[18:22] ---**
Sorry about that.
She's very afraid of strangers.
**[18:25] ---**
Nowadays she loves the house so much,
she doesn't even go to school anymore...
**[18:29] ---**
So she doesn't know about me?
**[18:32] ---**
That's because...
She doesn't watch much TV.
**[18:36] ---**
For Kaede, distancing herself from the internet
subsided symptoms of Adolescence Syndrome.
**[18:42] ---**
Hence why I threw my smartphone
into the sea.
**[18:45] ---**
So you're saying my case
bares similarity to this?
**[18:49] ---**
I mean, you're reacting
to the atmosphere at school perfectly.
**[18:54] ---**
So to avoid making the situation any worse,
**[18:57] ---**
it's better for you
to return to show business.
**[19:01] ---**
Why's that?
**[19:03] ---**
If you stand out a lot on TV,
everyone else won't leave you alone,
**[19:07] ---**
even if you play
the role of the atmosphere.
**[19:09] ---**
Besides, you seem to want
to return to show-biz yourself.
**[19:13] ---**
When did I ever say such a thing?
**[19:16] ---**
I mean, you had a disapproving look
towards the movie ad on the train.
**[19:22] ---**
I think you should do what you want.
**[19:25] ---**
You have skill and experience,
even a manager who eagerly awaits your—
**[19:30] ---**
She has nothing to do with this.
**[19:33] ---**
Mind your own business.
**[19:36] ---**
Oh, the bathroom is—
**[19:37] ---**
I'm going home!
**[19:40] ---**
Wait, this—
**[19:41] ---**
Keep it!
**[19:48] ---**
*Since then, Mai-san hasn't shown up to school.*
**[19:53] ---**
*I seem to have stepped on
a huge landmine or such.*
**[19:56] ---**
Mai Sakurajima hiatus reason
**[19:57] ---**
*Touched a part of Mai-san
I wasn't supposed to.*
**[20:02] ---**
Related words: Mai Sakurajima pregnant / mother
sleeping up the ladder / wrist-cut wounds
fleeing overseas / porn / schoolgirl prostitution
**[20:12] ---**
Hey, Kunimi...
**[20:14] ---**
Do you know why Mai Sakurajima
said she was going on hiatus?
**[20:18] ---**
Wasn't it to focus on studying,
or at least superficially?
**[20:22] ---**
Azusagawa, that female announcer
is here again.
**[20:28] ---**
It's been a while.
**[20:30] ---**
And who were you again?
**[20:32] ---**
I see, so that's how you're playing.
**[20:34] ---**
Then, nice to meet you.
**[20:36] ---**
BKS Television - Announcer Division
Fumika Nanjo
**[20:36] ---**
This is who I am.
**[20:40] ---**
And what can I do for you today?
**[20:42] ---**
I was in the area
covering a story about young sardines.
**[20:45] ---**
Since I had the afternoon off,
I came to see you.
**[20:48] ---**
And your order?
**[20:49] ---**
One Sakuta-kun to-go, please.
**[20:51] ---**
You seem to be out of your mind,
so I'll assume your order is one ambulance?
**[20:57] ---**
You still can't bring yourself
to talk about the incident?
**[21:00] ---**
Not for the rest of my life.
**[21:02] ---**
I'd just need one picture
of the scar on your chest.
**[21:06] ---**
No way.
**[21:09] ---**
Nanjo-san, would you know the reason
why Mai Sakurajima went on hiatus?
**[21:15] ---**
I think I know things normal folks don't,
to say the least.
**[21:27] ---**
I hear you're head-over-heels
for Sakurajima-senpai lately.
**[21:31] ---**
So you've gotten over
Shoko Makinohara, then?
**[21:34] ---**
First Kunimi, now you...
Why do you guys make that connection?
**[21:37] ---**
Add sugar if you want.
**[21:39] ---**
This is safe, right?
**[21:41] ---**
It's probably sugar inside.
I mean, it's white.
**[21:45] ---**
So what did you want to ask me?
**[21:47] ---**
Well, Futaba, do you think it's possible
to lose sight of someone?
**[21:51] ---**
If you're worried about your vision,
go see an optometrist.
**[21:54] ---**
That's not the issue.
**[21:56] ---**
As in someone is there but you
can't see them, like the invisible man.
**[22:01] ---**
Are you trying to sneak into
the girls' bathroom or something?
**[22:04] ---**
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
Such a rascal.
**[22:06] ---**
I'm not into scat.
**[22:08] ---**
If you're referring to Adolescence Syndrome,
I believe I've already said it before,
**[22:12] ---**
but I stand in the denial camp.
**[22:15] ---**
I know. It's just unreasonable.
So I came here for a reasonable explanation.
**[22:21] ---**
For instance, I'm sitting right
in front of you, Futaba.
**[22:24] ---**
Is it logically possible for me
to become invisible to you?
**[22:28] ---**
I'd need to be engrossed in something,
or simply space out.
**[22:32] ---**
The human brain doesn't look at
the things it doesn't want to see.
**[22:35] ---**
That's true.
But if it isn't something like that...
**[22:38] ---**
There's also the measurement theory.
**[22:40] ---**
Measurement theory?
**[22:42] ---**
The theory that the existence of something
is confirmed only when it is observed.
**[22:49] ---**
Surely you've at least heard
about the cat in the box, right?
**[22:53] ---**
Oh, right, that was...
**[22:56] ---**
Schrödinger's Cat.
**[23:01] ---**
*Mai Sakurajima existed while in show-biz,
when everyone could see her...*
**[23:09] ---**
Can I have one custard bun, please?
**[23:11] ---**
Okay, one custard bun.
**[23:15] ---**
Um, do you know who Mai Sakurajima is?
**[23:18] ---**
Huh?
**[23:19] ---**
You know, the child actor Mai Sakurajima,
who got her break in that morning drama.
**[23:24] ---**
Sakurajima?
**[23:26] ---**
Was there someone by that name?
**[23:31] ---**
*The fact that people no longer see her
means not only that people cannot see her...*
**[23:36] ---**
*In other words, her existence in itself...*
**[23:56] ---**
You're finally home.
**[24:00] ---**
You wanted to see me that much?
**[24:06] ---**
"I'm starving."
**[24:08] ---**
Your personality sucks.
**[24:09] ---**
I'm aware, more or less.
**[24:12] ---**
When did you change into
a hungry-girl type, by the way?
**[24:15] ---**
I can't buy anything.
**[24:17] ---**
For two weeks, more and more people
have become unable to see me.
**[24:22] ---**
Anywhere around Fujisawa Station
is no good anymore.
**[24:28] ---**
For now, here.
Want to eat this?
**[24:38] ---**
*"May 6th. I met a wild bunny girl.*
**[24:42] ---**
*This was the beginning. This is how we met.*
**[24:46] ---**
*There's no way I can forget.*
**[24:48] ---**
*You must remember, even if you forget.*
**[24:50] ---**
*Be sure to do a good job, future me."*
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
Such a rascal.
**[24:56] ---**
Next time
#2 On First Dates, Trouble is Essential
# E2 - On First Dates, Trouble Is Essential
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQW94D1Y/on-first-dates-trouble-is-essential)
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**[00:02] ---**
This explanation pertains to quantum physics,
rather then Adolescence Syndrome.
**[00:08] ---**
Inside it, you place a cat,
**[00:10] ---**
an atom which emits radiation at
a probability of once per hour,
**[00:16] ---**
and a device that emits poisonous gas
when it senses that radiation.
**[00:21] ---**
Then, place the lid on and wait 30 minutes.
**[00:26] ---**
Here, we have a box
that we prepared 30 minutes ago.
**[00:29] ---**
Is this a cooking show?
**[00:31] ---**
What do you think has happened
to the cat in the box?
**[00:34] ---**
Is it alive or dead?
**[00:36] ---**
Since the poison gas is emitting
at the probability of once per hour,
**[00:40] ---**
then if it's 30 minutes,
it's a fifty-fifty chance, right?
**[00:42] ---**
To "confirm" the current condition,
you must observe it.
**[00:46] ---**
In other words, until opening the lid
and confirming yourself,
**[00:48] ---**
the cat is half alive and half dead.
**[00:52] ---**
Are you saying it's the same for humans?
**[00:55] ---**
Until an observer confirms the existence,
it is not confirmed...
**[02:31] ---**
MAY 20th
**[02:37] ---**
It totally looks like we're a couple.
**[02:41] ---**
Did you say something?
**[02:42] ---**
No, nothing.
**[02:43] ---**
It's fine. I mean, nobody around us can see me anyway.
**[02:49] ---**
So that carrot you're holding right now...
**[02:52] ---**
How does it appear to people who can't see you?
**[02:55] ---**
Apparently, they can't see it.
**[02:58] ---**
See?
**[02:59] ---**
My guess is that whatever I touch
becomes invisible.
**[03:03] ---**
Then, what would happen
if I were to touch you?
**[03:07] ---**
Are you appealing to me
that you want to hold hands?
**[03:11] ---**
No, just an experiment.
**[03:13] ---**
I won't hold hands for a reason like that.
**[03:16] ---**
Actually, I just want to hold hands with you.
**[03:20] ---**
And?
**[03:22] ---**
I've never held hands with a girl,
so please be my first.
**[03:28] ---**
That sounds a bit creepy...
**[03:30] ---**
But I'll give you a passing score for now.
**[03:36] ---**
You're having lewd thoughts, aren't you?
**[03:38] ---**
My thoughts are a hundred times
more lewd than what you're imagining.
**[03:43] ---**
But, since you're an adult,
you're totally fine with that, right?
**[03:47] ---**
Right. I think nothing of younger boys
having erotic fantasies about me.
**[03:53] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:56] ---**
I guess they can still see me.
**[03:59] ---**
I'm looking forward to seeing your place.
**[04:02] ---**
I'm not letting you in.
I live alone, anyway.
**[04:05] ---**
Eh?
**[04:06] ---**
Besides, aren't we still in the middle of a fight?
**[04:08] ---**
That's because you're not being honest.
**[04:11] ---**
If you want to keep working
as an actress, you should.
**[04:14] ---**
Mind your own business.
You don't know anything.
**[04:18] ---**
I know things.
**[04:20] ---**
The reason is the photo book that came out
in your third year of middle school.
**[04:23] ---**
Your conditions were
that swimsuits are an absolute no-go,
**[04:27] ---**
but your mother the manager went ahead
with the contract without your permission.
**[04:30] ---**
That caused a huge argument,
**[04:32] ---**
so you took a hiatus from show-biz
to get revenge on your mother.
**[04:37] ---**
But that's ridiculous.
**[04:39] ---**
Shut up.
**[04:40] ---**
There's no point if you throw away
what you want the most, as well.
**[04:46] ---**
I said shut up!
**[04:47] ---**
I agonized and thought hard before deciding!
**[04:50] ---**
I was still in middle school!
**[04:52] ---**
But when I entered the studio,
there was a swimsuit waiting for me.
**[04:56] ---**
And they said the contract
was already signed, so I had to do it.
**[05:00] ---**
I forced myself to smile...
**[05:04] ---**
In the end, she only thought about
using me to make money.
**[05:11] ---**
If so, that's all the more reason
to return to show-biz.
**[05:18] ---**
Why's that?
**[05:19] ---**
Because you still have bitter feelings.
**[05:23] ---**
Don't hold yourself back
if you want to do it.
**[05:25] ---**
You should do it.
**[05:27] ---**
Deep down, you realize that too, Mai-san.
**[05:32] ---**
The reason for my hiatus...
Who'd you hear it from?
**[05:34] ---**
Eh?
**[05:37] ---**
Don't look away from me!
**[05:37] ---**
Ow!
**[05:39] ---**
Back during Kaede's incident,
**[05:41] ---**
I got to know an announcer
that came to do a report on bullying.
**[05:44] ---**
Her name is Fumika Nanjo.
**[05:46] ---**
Oh, her...
**[05:48] ---**
She's been good to me before, too.
**[05:50] ---**
She's interested in Adolescence Syndrome,
and is doing an investigation on it.
**[05:54] ---**
Sakuta-kun, did you make a deal with her
in order to gain information about me?
**[05:59] ---**
A photo... One of the scar on my chest.
**[06:04] ---**
Idiot! Now you'll have reporters
at your door with cameras!
**[06:07] ---**
They'll wait around your home,
resulting in hard times for your sister!
**[06:13] ---**
Give me her contact info.
**[06:15] ---**
You're such a queen, Mai-san.
**[06:17] ---**
And you take television too lightly, Sakuta-kun.
**[06:22] ---**
Sorry for the sudden call.
**[06:24] ---**
This is Mai Sakurajima, we've had
the pleasure of doing business before.
**[06:28] ---**
It's been a while since we last spoke.
Do you have some time?
**[06:32] ---**
Is this about Sakuta-kun?
**[06:34] ---**
What's your relation to him?
**[06:36] ---**
*He's a kouhai at my high school.*
**[06:39] ---**
*I'd like you to refrain from showing
the photo of his scar on television.*
**[06:44] ---**
In exchange, I will provide you
with a particular news scoop.
**[06:47] ---**
H-Hold it, Mai-san...
**[06:50] ---**
I will be resuming my activities
in show business soon.
**[06:54] ---**
However, I won't be returning
to my mother's agency.
**[06:57] ---**
I will resume work from a different agency.
**[06:59] ---**
When that happens, I promise you
an exclusive interview with your media outlet.
**[07:05] ---**
Sorry...
**[07:06] ---**
Why are you apologizing?
**[07:08] ---**
But you said you're going back to show-biz...
**[07:10] ---**
I thought what you said was right.
**[07:13] ---**
I liked acting for dramas and movies,
and felt like I could keep doing it forever.
**[07:19] ---**
Maybe it's because I kept lying
to those feelings
**[07:22] ---**
that I got into this weird
Adolescence Syndrome situation.
**[07:25] ---**
So, I came here tonight to tell you that.
**[07:29] ---**
Of course, a part of it was
because I was hungry.
**[07:36] ---**
Here. This is my place.
**[07:39] ---**
It's really close to our place!
**[07:42] ---**
Sorry for slapping you earlier.
And thanks for carrying the groceries.
**[07:48] ---**
Oh, right...
**[07:49] ---**
Let's hang out on Sunday.
**[07:52] ---**
I won't have time to play around
if I go back to show-biz.
**[07:56] ---**
I've been living here for two years now,
but I haven't even visited Kamakura yet.
**[08:00] ---**
That means—
**[08:01] ---**
It's not a date.
**[08:04] ---**
Well then, let's meet at 2:30
at the Enoden Fujisawa Station ticket gate.
**[08:08] ---**
If you're one second late, I'll head home.
**[08:12] ---**
*In the end, it didn't matter what I did.*
**[08:16] ---**
*Mai-san decided everything for herself.*
**[08:19] ---**
The world keeps spinning, huh...
**[08:25] ---**
Ya-hoo!
**[08:27] ---**
What's the matter, Big Brother?
**[08:30] ---**
Hey! No peeking!
**[08:32] ---**
Please share your "Ya-hoo" with Kaede too!
**[08:37] ---**
MAY 25th
**[08:45] ---**
A man's gotta be ready
for any and all situations.
**[08:57] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:02] ---**
You're not Mommy!
**[09:03] ---**
So she's lost...
**[09:05] ---**
I'll help you look for your Mommy,
so stop crying.
**[09:09] ---**
- Really?
- Yeah.
**[09:10] ---**
Go to hell, filthy pedophile!
**[09:15] ---**
Now's your chance! Run!
**[09:16] ---**
Hold on a second!
Who're you calling a filthy pedophile!?
**[09:19] ---**
Now, hurry!
**[09:20] ---**
I'm saying you're wrong!
She's a lost kid!
**[09:23] ---**
We were just going to try
to find her mother together!
**[09:27] ---**
Eh?
**[09:28] ---**
Yup.
**[09:30] ---**
Man, that hurts!
**[09:31] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[09:33] ---**
I think it's split in two now.
**[09:35] ---**
Eh? That's not good—
**[09:37] ---**
Wait, it's already split!
**[09:39] ---**
Sheesh, fine! I get it!
**[09:43] ---**
- Bring it!
- Huh?
**[09:45] ---**
Go ahead and kick. That way, we'll be even.
**[09:47] ---**
Wait, we'll be even?
**[09:49] ---**
Hurry! I have an appointment with a friend!
**[09:52] ---**
I also have an appointment—
**[09:54] ---**
Then hurry!
**[09:55] ---**
Oh, all right! Fine!
**[09:58] ---**
Ouch!
**[10:01] ---**
Hey, you there. What are you doing?
**[10:05] ---**
Man, this is the worst!
**[10:07] ---**
That's my line.
**[10:09] ---**
You kept staring at your smartphone,
which made the lecture longer than needed.
**[10:12] ---**
But I had an incoming message.
**[10:14] ---**
If I don't reply quickly,
they'll stop being my friends.
**[10:20] ---**
Oh, that's right, I had an appointment.
**[10:22] ---**
Crap! I'm late! See ya!
**[10:35] ---**
Well, that's to be expected...
**[10:39] ---**
You have some nerve to make me wait
for an hour and thirty eight minutes.
**[10:45] ---**
What is it?
**[10:46] ---**
Mai-san isn't a lovable girl that would
admirably wait for a man running late.
**[10:51] ---**
You must be an imposter!
**[10:53] ---**
I see now how you've perceived me, Sakuta.
**[10:57] ---**
You forgot the "-kun."
**[10:59] ---**
Sakuta doesn't deserve more
than just "Sakuta."
**[11:03] ---**
I understand why you're late,
but is that really all?
**[11:06] ---**
That's all.
**[11:07] ---**
If you're lying to me,
I'll make you eat Pocky through your nose.
**[11:12] ---**
One stick?
**[11:13] ---**
One box.
**[11:20] ---**
Hey, why do you look out for me so much?
**[11:24] ---**
Eh?
**[11:25] ---**
People usually don't look out
for troublesome girls like me.
**[11:28] ---**
You don't have any friends because
your personality is so twisted like that.
**[11:32] ---**
Give me a serious answer.
**[11:34] ---**
Why are you meddling in my affairs?
**[11:37] ---**
I'm just enthusiastic for a chance
to get to know a beautiful senpai.
**[11:41] ---**
Who told you to speak the truth so candidly?
**[11:44] ---**
You were the one who said to be serious.
**[11:51] ---**
Because it's hard to be in trouble
when you don't have anyone to rely on.
**[11:55] ---**
When my little sister Kaede
had her outburst of Adolescence Syndrome,
**[11:59] ---**
nobody believed us...
**[12:01] ---**
What about your parents?
**[12:02] ---**
We live apart nowadays.
**[12:05] ---**
Mom couldn't handle everything
that was happening with Kaede.
**[12:09] ---**
But one person did lend a serious ear to us.
**[12:14] ---**
If I hadn't met that person,
I probably wouldn't have gotten over it, either.
**[12:18] ---**
So I was hoping I could be to you
what that person was to me.
**[12:23] ---**
It's a woman, isn't it?
**[12:25] ---**
Eh?
**[12:26] ---**
I'm getting off.
**[12:27] ---**
Eh? What about Kamakura?
**[12:29] ---**
It's already evening, since you were so late.
**[12:32] ---**
Oh, hold on!
**[12:43] ---**
Did you know?
**[12:45] ---**
The distance to the horizon seen at eye level
is roughly four kilometers.
**[12:53] ---**
My name is Shoko Makinohara.
**[12:56] ---**
Makinohara spelled like Makinohara Rest Area,
**[12:59] ---**
and Shoko spelled as "child soaring the skies."
**[13:02] ---**
What's your name, young man?
**[13:04] ---**
We met in my third year of middle school.
She was a second-year high schooler.
**[13:08] ---**
She wore the uniform
of Minegahara High School.
**[13:11] ---**
Could it be that you applied to Minegahara
to follow in her footsteps?
**[13:16] ---**
Well, you got me there.
**[13:18] ---**
But you were rejected?
**[13:19] ---**
No, I haven't asked her out...
because I couldn't find her.
**[13:24] ---**
No student of such name
existed at Minegahara.
**[13:28] ---**
I checked all the alumni rosters, too.
She wasn't there.
**[13:33] ---**
But I'm positive I met someone
named Shoko Makinohara,
**[13:37] ---**
and that her existence saved me.
**[13:40] ---**
Are you still in love with her?
**[13:42] ---**
I was totally in love with her.
**[13:44] ---**
To say "I love another woman"
in the middle of a date, you're the worst.
**[13:47] ---**
Even though it was you who asked?
**[13:49] ---**
Besides, I WAS in love. That's important!
**[13:53] ---**
Looks like she's here.
**[13:56] ---**
Who is that?
**[13:57] ---**
To: Manager — (no title)
Come to Shichirigahama Beach at 5pm
on Sunday, May 25th
**[13:58] ---**
Manager?
**[14:00] ---**
Wait, that's your mother?
**[14:02] ---**
If I'm going to be returning to show-biz,
and sign a contract with a different agency,
**[14:06] ---**
then we need to have a proper chat.
**[14:08] ---**
Is it going to be all right?
**[14:10] ---**
We'll continue our date when I'm done,
so just wait here.
**[14:31] ---**
You're kidding...
**[14:33] ---**
Are you the one who called me out
to a place like this?
**[14:37] ---**
Who are you? What do you want?
**[14:42] ---**
I'm Sakuta Azusagawa,
a kouhai of Mai-san.
**[14:46] ---**
A kouhai of who?
**[14:47] ---**
Mai-san.
**[14:49] ---**
Who is that?
**[14:50] ---**
Who...?
**[14:52] ---**
I'm talking about your daughter!
**[14:54] ---**
What are you talking about?
I don't have a daughter. Quit joking.
**[14:58] ---**
Who's really joking here!?
**[15:00] ---**
The text... An appointment to meet today...
**[15:02] ---**
You mean this one?
**[15:03] ---**
From: — (no title)
Come to Shichirigahama Beach at 5pm
on Sunday, May 25th
**[15:04] ---**
But I can't figure out who the sender is.
**[15:05] ---**
From:
**[15:07] ---**
I remember forcing myself
to make some time for this appointment...
**[15:12] ---**
...but what is all of this about?
**[15:13] ---**
This is totally absurd!
**[15:16] ---**
You're her mother!
How can you forget your own daughter!?
**[15:19] ---**
That's enough!
**[15:20] ---**
Why? We're not done talking yet!
**[15:22] ---**
Please, stop already!
**[15:23] ---**
Don't pull weird pranks like this.
I won't go along any more.
**[15:33] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[15:35] ---**
Do you know about Mai Sakurajima?
**[15:37] ---**
You know, the one that broke out
in that morning drama.
**[15:39] ---**
Hmm... I don't know who that is.
**[15:44] ---**
*The fact she's no longer visible...*
**[15:47] ---**
*What if she's not just vanishing from sight,
but also from people's memories?*
**[15:53] ---**
Mai Sakurajima? Who's that?
**[15:57] ---**
*Hello?*
**[15:58] ---**
You don't know who Mai Sakurajima is?
**[16:01] ---**
*No idea. Who is that?*
**[16:03] ---**
Then what about the photo?
**[16:04] ---**
I promised you to not disclose it.
I remember that.
**[16:08] ---**
*Who did you promise?*
**[16:10] ---**
That'd be you of course, Sakuta-kun.
**[16:14] ---**
Thanks for everything today. See you.
**[16:18] ---**
Wait!
**[16:20] ---**
Mai-san, let's go!
**[16:21] ---**
Go where?
**[16:23] ---**
If we go to a far away city,
there might be someone who can still see you!
**[16:28] ---**
Let's find out!
**[16:30] ---**
What'll we do once we find out?
**[16:32] ---**
What good is there knowing nobody
other than you can see or remember me?
**[16:37] ---**
At the very least,
I can be by your side the whole way.
**[16:43] ---**
How cheeky for someone
younger than me.
**[16:45] ---**
It is a date, after all.
**[16:49] ---**
Very well.
**[16:50] ---**
If you're saying that you don't want
to take me back home yet...
**[16:53] ---**
I'll continue this date for you.
**[16:57] ---**
*Please leave your message after the tone.*
**[17:01] ---**
*Kaede, it's me.*
**[17:04] ---**
Hello? What's wrong?
**[17:07] ---**
*Sorry, I won't be home tonight.*
**[17:09] ---**
*I have a far away errand to run.*
**[17:11] ---**
What errand is that?
**[17:13] ---**
*Do you remember the girl Mai Sakurajima
that came by our place a while ago?*
**[17:17] ---**
I don't know her...
**[17:19] ---**
*It's fine if you don't know.*
**[17:21] ---**
*You can have the instant noodles
in the kitchen cupboard for dinner. Bear with me.*
**[17:24] ---**
NEW EXPRESS - TO OGAKI
**[17:26] ---**
*I'll call you again.*
**[17:30] ---**
The population is second in Gifu prefecture,
right after the city of Gifu, they say.
**[17:34] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[17:35] ---**
Ogaki, where this train is headed.
**[17:38] ---**
Ah.
**[17:39] ---**
It also says they have an abundance
of underground water.
**[17:41] ---**
I welcome places with clear waters...
**[17:45] ---**
Hey, Sakuta.
**[17:46] ---**
What is it?
**[17:48] ---**
Can you see me?
**[17:51] ---**
I see you.
**[17:52] ---**
Can you hear me?
**[17:54] ---**
Loud and clear.
**[17:55] ---**
Do you remember who I am?
**[17:57] ---**
Mai Sakurajima.
**[17:59] ---**
Third year in Kanagawa Prefectural
Minegahara High School.
**[18:03] ---**
Debuted as a child actor,
and had all sorts of popular roles.
**[18:07] ---**
She has a twisted personality,
and is never honest.
**[18:10] ---**
How so?
**[18:11] ---**
How you're so uncertain,
but you decide to hide it.
**[18:16] ---**
I didn't say you could hold that.
**[18:18] ---**
I want to hold it.
**[18:23] ---**
Oh, fine...
Special treatment, just for now.
**[18:30] ---**
Um, do you know who Mai Sakurajima is?
**[18:32] ---**
She was in a bullet train commercial, too.
**[18:35] ---**
Sakurajima... was there a talent by that name?
**[18:40] ---**
Thanks.
**[18:43] ---**
So cramped!
**[18:45] ---**
To be expected. I'm taking a bath.
**[18:50] ---**
No peeking.
**[18:51] ---**
I'm fine.
**[18:53] ---**
I could fill myself up three times over
with the sound of the shower alone.
**[18:59] ---**
In this case, letting the young boy agonize
by allowing him to only listen
**[19:03] ---**
would be the etiquette
of a composed, mature woman.
**[19:07] ---**
Of course I know that. On the other hand,
don't you go starting anything weird, okay?
**[19:13] ---**
Anything weird?
**[19:15] ---**
Idiot! I don't care!
**[19:19] ---**
She was really cute just now...
**[19:26] ---**
*Yes?*
**[19:27] ---**
Hey, Kunimi? It's me.
**[19:29] ---**
*What time do you think it is?*
**[19:32] ---**
It's 1:16.
**[19:33] ---**
*I already know that.*
**[19:36] ---**
It's an emergency. Help me out here.
**[19:38] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[19:40] ---**
*Do you remember Sakurajima-senpai?*
**[19:42] ---**
Huh? Of course I do.
**[19:44] ---**
Right, you wouldn't kno—
**[19:47] ---**
Wait, you do remember her!
I mean Sakurajima-senpai, you know?
**[19:49] ---**
*I'm telling you, of course I know about her.*
**[19:52] ---**
*Is that all you wanted? I'm going to sleep.*
**[19:55] ---**
Hold on! Can you give me Futaba's number?
**[19:58] ---**
Do you have any idea what time it is?
**[20:01] ---**
It's 1:19.
**[20:03] ---**
*It's 21 past. Your clock is a bit slow.*
**[20:08] ---**
*I see...*
**[20:09] ---**
*So the talk about Adolescence Syndrome
the other day was about this.*
**[20:14] ---**
I want to figure out why something
like this is happening, and how to resolve it.
**[20:18] ---**
*You sure speak nonsense, Azusagawa.*
**[20:21] ---**
Well, I'm desperate.
**[20:23] ---**
Kunimi once said that a good part about you
**[20:27] ---**
is that you say "Thank you,"
"Sorry," and "Help me."
**[20:31] ---**
What about school tomorrow?
**[20:32] ---**
I don't think I'll make it in the morning. Why?
**[20:35] ---**
*I figured the reason might be
something about school.*
**[20:38] ---**
*Since Sakurajima-senpai is visible
to the students at school, after all.*
**[20:42] ---**
I see...
**[20:43] ---**
*I'll think about it some more,
but don't get your hopes up.*
**[20:47] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:48] ---**
It might be in the afternoon,
but I'll be at school tomorrow.
**[20:51] ---**
Sorry for all this so late.
**[20:56] ---**
Wah! The shower is already over!
**[20:59] ---**
What should I do for underwear?
**[21:00] ---**
Huh?
**[21:01] ---**
I don't mind the same clothes,
but not the same underwear.
**[21:07] ---**
It's somehow strange.
**[21:10] ---**
Being in an unknown city like this.
**[21:12] ---**
I thought you went
to all sorts of places for work?
**[21:15] ---**
That's just me being taken around.
**[21:17] ---**
Oh, I know how that is.
**[21:20] ---**
But the strangest part of it all is that
the person walking with me is a younger boy.
**[21:25] ---**
I never thought I'd be in a faraway city
with THE Mai Sakurajima, either.
**[21:31] ---**
It's an honor, no?
**[21:32] ---**
I'll never forget it.
**[21:37] ---**
I'll never forget, for sure.
**[21:40] ---**
And if you forget?
**[21:42] ---**
I'll eat Pocky through my nose.
**[21:48] ---**
So cramped.
**[21:50] ---**
You want me to leave?
**[21:51] ---**
Talk to me. Tell me an entertaining story.
**[21:54] ---**
That's quite the hurdle.
Are you having fun troubling me?
**[21:59] ---**
But Sakuta, you enjoy it
when I'm poking fun at you.
**[22:03] ---**
I doubt any guy out there wouldn't find ecstasy
in getting bullied by a beautiful senpai.
**[22:08] ---**
Is that a compliment?
**[22:10] ---**
A rave review.
**[22:12] ---**
I see...
**[22:18] ---**
Hey, why don't we kiss?
**[22:22] ---**
Mai-san, are you frustrated?
**[22:26] ---**
Idiot.
**[22:28] ---**
Let's go to sleep. Good night.
**[22:34] ---**
Hey, Sakuta.
**[22:36] ---**
I thought we were going to sleep?
**[22:38] ---**
If I started trembling and crying that
I didn't want to disappear, what would you do?
**[22:43] ---**
I'd hold you from behind, and whisper
in your ear that everything's all right.
**[22:48] ---**
Then I'll never say it.
**[22:50] ---**
Huh? Are you dissatisfied?
**[22:53] ---**
You may take advantage of the situation
and touch my breasts or something...
**[22:56] ---**
I decided to go back into show-biz,
so this is no time for me to disappear.
**[23:00] ---**
Right.
**[23:02] ---**
I want to be in dramas, and another movie too.
Stage acting, on-camera acting.
**[23:07] ---**
I finally got to know a cheeky younger boy,
and it started getting fun to go to school...
**[23:12] ---**
I will absolutely never forget.
**[23:15] ---**
Is there such a thing as absolute?
**[23:17] ---**
So you can kiss whenever you want.
It doesn't have to be me.
**[23:22] ---**
Anything is a piece of cake for Mai-san.
You can do anything.
**[23:27] ---**
You're right.
**[23:29] ---**
Though, that was your first and last chance
to steal my first kiss.
**[23:34] ---**
If you said that first, I would have done it.
**[23:39] ---**
You can't anymore.
**[23:44] ---**
Thank you.
**[23:45] ---**
For not giving up on me...
**[23:49] ---**
Thank you.
**[24:56] ---**
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
Such a rascal.
**[24:56] ---**
Next time
#3 The World Without You
# E3 - The World Without You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG5VE45R/the-world-without-you)
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**[00:17] ---**
Morning.
**[00:19] ---**
Good morning.
**[00:21] ---**
You couldn't sleep?
**[00:23] ---**
Not a single wink.
**[00:25] ---**
Are you saying it's my fault?
**[00:27] ---**
Mai-san is too audacious.
How can you sleep so soundly?
**[00:31] ---**
I've been to many places for filming
since I was little.
**[00:35] ---**
Besides, Sakuta sleeping next to me
is like nothing.
**[00:38] ---**
That's good to hear.
**[00:40] ---**
I'll have to pull all sorts of pranks on you
the next opportunity I get.
**[00:43] ---**
Like you'd have the guts to do that.
**[00:47] ---**
We're heading back to Fujisawa,
then to school in the afternoon, right?
**[00:50] ---**
I'll get ready, so step outside for a bit.
**[00:57] ---**
*It's the next morning,*
**[00:58] ---**
*but like before, Mai-san can't be seen
by anyone other than me.*
**[02:39] ---**
#3 - The World Without You
**[02:42] ---**
What's he up to?
**[02:44] ---**
When I asked him yesterday,
he said he's totally fine.
**[02:47] ---**
It's just like normal.
**[02:50] ---**
So are they the ones who can't see you,
or are you actually invisible?
**[02:54] ---**
I'll check my classroom.
**[02:58] ---**
Azusagawa.
**[03:00] ---**
I have bad news.
**[03:02] ---**
It looks like everyone other than us
have forgotten about Sakurajima-senpai.
**[03:06] ---**
At the least, Kunimi didn't remember.
**[03:09] ---**
Really?
**[03:10] ---**
Oh, is that so?
**[03:12] ---**
Yesterday's—
**[03:13] ---**
Hey, you know who
Sakurajima-senpai is, right?
**[03:16] ---**
Huh? Sakura?
**[03:18] ---**
A third year, Mai Sakurajima-senpai.
**[03:20] ---**
Hold on, Tomoe.
**[03:22] ---**
Why is the Hospitalization Senpai...
**[03:24] ---**
Huh? I don't get it.
**[03:26] ---**
Sakura-what-senpai?
**[03:27] ---**
Let's go.
**[03:28] ---**
Why have you forgotten?
**[03:30] ---**
I'm talking about the celebrity,
Sakurajima-senpai!
**[03:33] ---**
Hey... Hey!
**[03:36] ---**
There's one possible reason...
**[03:39] ---**
Did you sleep last night?
**[03:41] ---**
Not a wink.
**[03:43] ---**
I didn't get one, either.
**[03:46] ---**
It may only be a result,
but there may be a reason in that.
**[03:50] ---**
By "that" do you mean how we didn't sleep?
**[03:53] ---**
Do you recall our previous chat
about measurement theory?
**[03:57] ---**
Schrödinger's Cat...
**[03:58] ---**
To be honest, I thought it was ridiculous.
**[04:01] ---**
But when it's presented before my eyes like this,
I get a chill up my spine.
**[04:04] ---**
What does? Adolescence Syndrome?
**[04:06] ---**
No...
**[04:08] ---**
The fact that she was treated
like the atmosphere
**[04:10] ---**
before something like
Adolescence Syndrome kicked in.
**[04:15] ---**
I, myself, took hints,
**[04:17] ---**
and accepted the condition that everyone
was unconsciously ignoring Sakurajima-senpai.
**[04:24] ---**
On the other hand, you could do that
because you didn't have any doubts.
**[04:27] ---**
But that's exactly why I think our clue
is this atmosphere we have at our school.
**[04:32] ---**
Sakurajima isn't being observed by anyone
at school, so her existence hasn't been confirmed.
**[04:39] ---**
For her, this school is the same as that box,
with her as the cat inside.
**[04:45] ---**
If recognition and observation are the keys,
**[04:48] ---**
then sleep, where consciousness is inoperative,
acts as the catalyst for memory loss.
**[04:53] ---**
I'm content with that train of thought.
**[04:56] ---**
In other words, that means...
**[05:00] ---**
If I had fallen asleep last night,
by now I'd also be...
**[05:08] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[05:09] ---**
No...
**[05:10] ---**
You have work today, right?
**[05:12] ---**
But...
**[05:13] ---**
You need to take care of things like that.
**[05:16] ---**
I'll be fine.
**[05:17] ---**
Well then, see you tomorrow.
**[05:22] ---**
*Nobody is looking at Mai-san...*
**[05:25] ---**
*Mai-san isn't being observed by anyone,
so her existence hasn't been confirmed.*
**[05:30] ---**
*So she's disappearing.*
**[05:33] ---**
*Because if nobody recognizes you,
it's the same as not existing in this world.*
**[05:39] ---**
But, if you're saying that
the school is where it started,
**[05:42] ---**
why are people not connected to the school
also unable to see Mai-san?
**[05:46] ---**
Perhaps she took the atmosphere of school
to the outside, as well.
**[05:52] ---**
Even if that wasn't the case,
atmospheres can easily spread.
**[05:56] ---**
Everyone inadvertently
takes hints nowadays.
**[06:00] ---**
*An atmosphere is invisible.*
**[06:02] ---**
*But that atmosphere does indeed exist.*
**[06:05] ---**
*Atmosphere is a ridiculous thing
to fight against.*
**[06:12] ---**
You can't be conscious of other people
while you're sleeping, after all.
**[06:16] ---**
At the time you lose consciousness,
**[06:18] ---**
you become engulfed
by the atmospherization phenomenon.
**[06:22] ---**
*I'll forget if I sleep.*
**[06:27] ---**
Big Brother, what are you drinking?
**[06:30] ---**
I have midterms for the next three days.
**[06:34] ---**
Kaede, you should sleep now.
**[06:37] ---**
*I have to do this while I'm clear-headed.*
**[06:51] ---**
*What is written hereafter is
truly something unbelievable, but...*
**[06:57] ---**
*Everything is the truth,
so make sure to read until the very end.*
**[07:02] ---**
*You have to!*
**[07:03] ---**
"May 6th. I met a wild bunny girl."
**[07:12] ---**
Your face is a mess.
**[07:15] ---**
Mai-san, you're beautiful as always today.
**[07:19] ---**
Your tie is crooked.
**[07:21] ---**
Didn't think I'd be able to play newlyweds
with you this early, Mai-san.
**[07:25] ---**
Make your face the only stupid thing here.
**[07:28] ---**
You're taking the exams as well?
You can cheat as much as you want.
**[07:33] ---**
I don't have to do that to do well academically.
**[07:37] ---**
But it's useless, since they won't pass
an exam sheet to me.
**[07:41] ---**
Yet still you go to school.
You're so serious.
**[07:45] ---**
I wouldn't have anything to do
if I stayed home.
**[07:48] ---**
Besides, maybe someone other than you
will be able to see me today.
**[07:57] ---**
MAY 27th - FIRST DAY OF EXAMS
**[08:04] ---**
*I can't. Don't sleep.
If you sleep, you'll forget.*
**[08:09] ---**
*Don't sleep!*
**[08:14] ---**
Azusagawa, are those dark circles
under your eyes from cramming all night?
**[08:19] ---**
Futaba...
**[08:22] ---**
Do you remember?
**[08:23] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[08:26] ---**
No, It's fine.
**[08:29] ---**
See ya.
**[08:32] ---**
So your hypothesis turned out to be right.
**[08:37] ---**
This turn of events really gets me going.
**[08:43] ---**
*Isn't there a way?*
**[08:45] ---**
Quantum Physics for Dummies
**[08:45] ---**
*Something... anything!*
**[08:50] ---**
You look like a zombie or something.
**[08:53] ---**
MAY 28th - SECOND DAY OF EXAMS
**[09:11] ---**
What did you buy?
**[09:12] ---**
Uh...
**[09:15] ---**
I knew it, you're not sleeping.
**[09:19] ---**
Now, sit down.
Tomorrow's the last day of exams, right?
**[09:23] ---**
I'll look over your studies.
**[09:25] ---**
I'll do my best
if you teach me as a bunny girl.
**[09:28] ---**
If I did that, your brain would be filled
with lewd thoughts and you wouldn't study, right?
**[09:32] ---**
You wouldn't be able to study like that.
**[09:34] ---**
I didn't think about that.
**[09:37] ---**
I'll give a reward if you get
a perfect score on your test.
**[09:40] ---**
Is that one of those
"I'll do anything for you" things?
**[09:43] ---**
Even if I say "anything,"
I couldn't really do anything for you, could I?
**[09:46] ---**
Then I'll settle for "taking a bath together."
**[09:49] ---**
That's a no-go.
**[09:51] ---**
Then how about we go on that date to Kamakura
that we couldn't do the other day?
**[09:55] ---**
That's fine, but are you really okay with that?
**[09:58] ---**
Mai-san would like something
a bit more extreme, I see...
**[10:01] ---**
I didn't say such a thing.
**[10:03] ---**
Oh, this wakes me up!
**[10:05] ---**
Seriously, you're so cheeky
for being younger than me...
**[10:09] ---**
Let's start with modern Japanese,
doing kanji problems.
**[10:13] ---**
Write the kanji for "hoshou" in the sentences,
"Nobody is here to guarantee a future for Sakuta,"
**[10:17] ---**
and "There is no security
for Sakuta in his final years."
**[10:22] ---**
Teacher, I sense animosity
in the example phrases.
**[10:25] ---**
Don't care, write them down.
**[10:28] ---**
hoshou (security) / hoshou (guarantee)
**[10:29] ---**
Now, which "hoshou" is the one for
"Nobody is here to guarantee a future for Sakuta"?
**[10:33] ---**
Let's see...
**[10:35] ---**
Sorry, can I get a hint?
**[10:38] ---**
This one means "take on responsibility,"
and this one is something like "protect."
**[10:42] ---**
Which means,
"I guarantee Mai-san's happy future" is this one,
**[10:47] ---**
and "There is substantial security
in the couple's future" is this one?
**[10:51] ---**
Don't go changing the sentences
on your own.
**[10:56] ---**
How's your little sister?
**[10:57] ---**
Looks like she's already asleep.
**[11:00] ---**
Mai-san, are you an only child?
**[11:01] ---**
I have a sister.
**[11:03] ---**
A girl born from my father's remarriage
after parting ways with that mother of mine.
**[11:08] ---**
Is she cute?
**[11:09] ---**
Not as much as me.
**[11:11] ---**
Wow, you're so childish.
**[11:13] ---**
Do you like girls who say someone else is "so cute"
even when she's fully aware that she is cuter?
**[11:21] ---**
That's the type I don't like.
**[11:23] ---**
Right?
**[11:25] ---**
That doesn't mean you should say that
about your sister...
**[11:36] ---**
Oh, good.
**[11:37] ---**
Looks like it's taking effect.
**[11:39] ---**
I can't... sleep just yet...
**[11:43] ---**
You really put in a great effort...
**[11:45] ---**
You put in so much effort just for my sake.
**[11:48] ---**
No... Not yet... This can't be how...
**[11:54] ---**
You've done enough. It's okay now.
**[11:58] ---**
Not okay...
**[12:00] ---**
I was alone in the beginning,
so I'll be all right.
**[12:04] ---**
Sakuta forgetting about me isn't much.
**[12:08] ---**
But still, thanks for everything.
**[12:11] ---**
And, I'm sorry.
**[12:16] ---**
Good night, Sakuta.
**[12:18] ---**
Goodbye.
**[12:29] ---**
—ther. Big Brother. It's morning.
**[12:37] ---**
It's the last day of your exams, right?
Won't you be late?
**[12:43] ---**
Oh, you're a lifesaver, Kaede.
**[12:46] ---**
Thanks for waking me up.
**[12:50] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[12:52] ---**
Maybe I thought about having you wear it?
**[12:54] ---**
N-Not wearing this!
**[12:56] ---**
It's too soon for Kaede
to be wearing sexy clothing like that!
**[13:10] ---**
MAY 29th
**[13:13] ---**
"What is written hereafter is
truly something unbelievable, but...
**[13:19] ---**
Everything is the truth,
so make sure to read until the very end.
**[13:23] ---**
You have to!"
**[13:25] ---**
What is this?
**[13:27] ---**
"May 6th. I met a wild bunny girl.
**[13:31] ---**
It was my senpai,
a third-year at Minegahara High School."
**[13:35] ---**
It was that celebrity..."
**[13:39] ---**
*I guess this is what I'd call my dark past.*
**[13:42] ---**
*I do remember going to Ogaki,
but I think I was traveling alone...*
**[13:50] ---**
Am I supposed to fill in the name
of my girlfriend when I find one?
**[13:59] ---**
You look much better today.
**[14:02] ---**
Up until yesterday, you looked like a zombie.
**[14:05] ---**
Are you the type that crams
the night before exams?
**[14:09] ---**
Nope, I'm the type
that gives up and hurries to bed.
**[14:11] ---**
Thought so.
**[14:14] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:15] ---**
No, I just had a feeling
someone was looking at me...
**[14:22] ---**
Yo.
**[14:23] ---**
Here.
**[14:24] ---**
- A love letter?
- It's not.
**[14:29] ---**
"Suppose that all matter is confirmed to take shape
as matter in this world once someone observes it."
**[14:38] ---**
What is this?
**[14:39] ---**
I don't know, either.
**[14:41] ---**
I saw it in my textbook this morning...
**[14:44] ---**
...along with this.
**[14:44] ---**
Don't think about it.
Just hand the letter over to Azusagawa.
**[14:46] ---**
See ya. I definitely handed it to you.
**[14:53] ---**
"...if her disappearance is based on
the unconscious ignorance of the students,
**[14:59] ---**
all you need to do is create a reason
for existence that overrides it.
**[15:03] ---**
In other words, your love needs to override
the ignorance of every student put together."
**[15:11] ---**
Love, huh?
**[15:29] ---**
Problem #2 - Read the following excerpt,
and answer the questions that follow.
**[15:34] ---**
Become the hoshou (guarantee) person for him
Hoshou (secure) the safety of the country
Sazukeru (entrust) technology to your juniors
**[15:34] ---**
Write down the kanji for
the underlined words in katakana:
**[15:39] ---**
hoshou (guarantee)
**[15:42] ---**
hoshou (security)
**[15:53] ---**
*This one means "take on responsibility,"
and this one is something like "protect."*
**[15:58] ---**
*Write the kanji for "hoshou" in the sentences,
"Nobody is here to guarantee a future for Sakuta,"*
**[16:02] ---**
*and "There is no security
for Sakuta in his final years."*
**[16:05] ---**
hoshou (security)
**[16:09] ---**
*What?*
**[16:23] ---**
What's wrong, Azusagawa?
**[16:25] ---**
Gotta take a dump!
**[16:30] ---**
*Something important came back to mind...*
**[16:33] ---**
*The memories of someone I cherished
have returned.*
**[16:35] ---**
*From here on,
I must face the atmosphere.*
**[16:38] ---**
*The atmosphere that won't move,
even if I push, pull or slap it around.*
**[16:42] ---**
*The atmosphere surrounding the school.*
**[16:44] ---**
*It's easy to "follow the leader"
as a lifestyle.*
**[16:47] ---**
*Deciding if everything is good or bad
on your own uses a ton of calories,*
**[16:50] ---**
*and to have a will of your own,
it can hurt to be denied.*
**[16:54] ---**
*To that point, you stay safe and sound
being the same as everyone else.*
**[16:59] ---**
*You don't have to see
what you don't want to.*
**[17:01] ---**
*You don't have to think about
what you don't want to.*
**[17:04] ---**
*You can leave everything to someone else.*
**[17:07] ---**
*But...*
**[17:08] ---**
*There's no reason to torment someone
just because everyone else is doing it.*
**[17:13] ---**
*Because everyone is doing it,
because everyone says so...*
**[17:16] ---**
*That doesn't make it true!*
**[17:18] ---**
*Who's this "everyone" anyway?*
**[17:21] ---**
*She always treated me
as the younger one and teased me.*
**[17:25] ---**
*She blew up whenever she tried sexy talk,
and her face would get completely red.*
**[17:29] ---**
*She was so obstinate and put up a front,
trying to hide those mistakes.*
**[17:33] ---**
*Selfish, a queen, whimsical,
and yet surprisingly naïve.*
**[17:38] ---**
*A senpai one year older than me...*
**[17:41] ---**
*I won't let people ignore her anymore.*
**[17:43] ---**
*I won't let people look and pretend not to.*
**[17:45] ---**
*I'll engrave her into everyone's memory
so much they won't be able to!*
**[17:54] ---**
I'm not gonna take hints anymore.
It's so stupid!
**[18:02] ---**
All right, guys! Listen up!
**[18:06] ---**
Class 2-1, attendance number 1,
Sakuta Akutagawa!
**[18:12] ---**
To Mai Sakurajima-senpai, in class 3-1...
**[18:19] ---**
I'm in love with you, Sakurajima-senpai!
**[18:35] ---**
Damn it, I knew it'd be like this.
**[18:38] ---**
So much lost from humiliation
with nothing to gain!
**[18:41] ---**
This is exactly why I didn't want
to go up against the atmosphere!
**[18:44] ---**
Bastards!
**[18:45] ---**
Mai-san, I love you!
**[18:48] ---**
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you!
**[18:52] ---**
Mai-san, I love you!
**[18:55] ---**
I want to hold hands
along Shichirigahama Beach!
**[18:57] ---**
I want to see you in
that bunny girl outfit one more time!
**[19:00] ---**
I want to hold you tight!
**[19:03] ---**
And I want to kiss you!
**[19:12] ---**
In other words, Mai-san...
**[19:15] ---**
I love you very, very, very, very, very much!
**[19:27] ---**
You don't have to say it
in such a loud voice, I hear you.
**[19:35] ---**
You're being a nuisance.
**[19:40] ---**
I figured, since I had the chance,
I wanted everyone in the world to know.
**[19:45] ---**
You're such an idiot.
**[19:46] ---**
Better than someone pretending
to be smart, right?
**[19:49] ---**
You really are an idiot.
**[19:51] ---**
You'll get more weird rumors about you
if you stand out doing something like this.
**[19:55] ---**
If the rumors are about being with Mai-san,
I welcome it.
**[19:58] ---**
That's not what I mean...
**[20:01] ---**
Idiot... Idiot Sakuta!
**[20:08] ---**
Ow!
**[20:09] ---**
Eh? Why?
**[20:11] ---**
Liar! You said you wouldn't forget!
**[20:13] ---**
That you'd absolutely never forget!
**[20:17] ---**
Sorry...
**[20:19] ---**
I won't forgive you.
**[20:21] ---**
Sorry...
**[20:22] ---**
No way I'll forgive you.
**[20:24] ---**
Then I won't let go until you do.
**[20:28] ---**
Then I'll never forgive you
for my whole life.
**[20:30] ---**
Eh?
**[20:31] ---**
What, you don't want that?
After making me say all of this...
**[20:37] ---**
Um... Your foot...
**[20:39] ---**
You're happy I'm stepping on you, right?
**[20:41] ---**
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'll reconsider my words, so please forgive me.
**[20:45] ---**
Anything else to say?
**[20:46] ---**
I'm happy to be stomped on by you.
**[20:49] ---**
Those aren't the words I want to hear.
**[20:54] ---**
I love you.
**[20:56] ---**
Are you sure?
**[20:58] ---**
I lied. I love you very much.
**[21:03] ---**
Hey, Sakuta.
**[21:04] ---**
What?
**[21:06] ---**
Tell me that again in a month from now.
**[21:08] ---**
Why?
**[21:09] ---**
If I answer now, I'll feel like I was steamrolled
into this from momentum and ambience.
**[21:14] ---**
Personally, I'd like to kiss you
right here on the spot.
**[21:17] ---**
Maybe our hearts are racing
due to the situation we're currently in.
**[21:22] ---**
You're unexpectedly calm.
**[21:24] ---**
Well, since I can't wait a month,
can I tell you every day?
**[21:28] ---**
That's fine, but you have to do so
for a whole month.
**[21:31] ---**
If you can't, then I'll take it
that you changed your mind.
**[21:40] ---**
Everyone really loves to take hints,
don't they?
**[21:46] ---**
That rumor about Sakuta
hospitalizing some classmates...
**[21:50] ---**
It's all silly nonsense!
**[21:54] ---**
How does Sakurajima-senpai
know about that?
**[21:57] ---**
Wait, what kind of relationship do they have?
**[22:00] ---**
You wanted to tell everyone, didn't you?
**[22:02] ---**
Thanks to you, everyone
is totally paying attention to me.
**[22:05] ---**
Getting lectured in the faculty office
will be such a drag.
**[22:08] ---**
It's fine.
**[22:11] ---**
I'll be scolded right there next to you.
**[22:13] ---**
Well, in that case, it can't be that bad.
**[22:16] ---**
You two over there!
**[22:18] ---**
Get over here!
**[22:22] ---**
*And thus, the world regained Mai Sakurajima.*
**[22:29] ---**
JUNE 2nd
**[22:31] ---**
As I thought,
your heart is made of iron, Sakuta.
**[22:35] ---**
If that was me, I'd die from embarrassment.
**[22:38] ---**
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
What a young rascal.
**[22:41] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[22:44] ---**
When the rumors about hospitalization
were going around the school,
**[22:47] ---**
you said fighting the atmosphere was stupid.
Did you forget about that?
**[22:51] ---**
You did say that.
**[22:52] ---**
You couldn't be serious
for something about yourself,
**[22:55] ---**
but you'll face any embarrassment
for a beautiful senpai.
**[22:59] ---**
What is this guy, if not a young rascal?
**[23:05] ---**
Hey, in the end, can we say
that your hypothesis was right?
**[23:09] ---**
Who knows?
**[23:10] ---**
Illusions shown by unstable psyches or strong
preconception that come from adolescence...
**[23:15] ---**
If that's what Adolescence Syndrome is,
then scientific inspection won't be reliable.
**[23:21] ---**
But it could be that our world is so simple
that a confession of love can change it.
**[23:29] ---**
Just like how you proved it.
**[23:33] ---**
Maybe so...
**[24:38] ---**
*But this wasn't the final incident
concerning Adolescence Syndrome.*
**[24:44] ---**
*After Schrödinger's Cat, Laplace's Demon...*
**[24:48] ---**
*No... Laplace's Petit-Devil appeared.*
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Senpai.
What a rascal.
**[24:56] ---**
Next time
#4 There is No Tomorrow for Rascal
# E4 - There Is No Tomorrow For A Rascal
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8DM934Y/there-is-no-tomorrow-for-a-rascal)
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**[00:00] ---**
JUNE 27th
**[00:04] ---**
*And that's the news we have for you at this time.
Have another great day.*
**[00:09] ---**
*Next up is News 07.*
**[00:11] ---**
*He's aiming directly!*
**[00:13] ---**
*He scores!*
***SIGN*** JAPAN VICTORY
**[00:15] ---**
*The Japanese team has done it!*
**[00:18] ---**
*Good morning, it's Friday, June 27th.
Let's talk about that soccer!*
**[00:23] ---**
Well, I'm heading out now.
**[00:25] ---**
Take care, Big Brother.
**[00:25] ---**
*Now, Miyama-san,
were you watching last night?*
**[00:31] ---**
So the Japanese national team won...
**[02:07] ---**
#4 There Is No Tomorrow for a Rascal
**[02:12] ---**
Hey, Sakuta.
Your bed hair's sticking straight up.
**[02:15] ---**
That's what this hairstyle is all about.
**[02:17] ---**
A novel idea.
**[02:20] ---**
Hey, Futaba.
**[02:21] ---**
Morning.
**[02:22] ---**
The Japanese team won.
Did you see their free kick in the first half?
**[02:26] ---**
Yeah. I saw it on the morning news.
**[02:28] ---**
You have to watch sports live
so you can cheer them on.
**[02:31] ---**
I see.
**[02:39] ---**
You really made one.
**[02:41] ---**
I made it for you because you were being cheeky
and said, "Mai-san, can you even cook?"
**[02:47] ---**
I'm sorry. I'm the one at fault.
I was cheeky. I'm sorry.
**[02:52] ---**
It's fine if you understand.
**[02:53] ---**
Time to eat!
**[02:54] ---**
Time to eat.
**[02:57] ---**
Um, Mai-san...
**[02:59] ---**
What?
**[03:00] ---**
I love you. I want you to go out with me.
**[03:08] ---**
Huh? You're ignoring me?
**[03:09] ---**
When I hear the same thing for an entire month,
I stop feeling anything. My heart doesn't race.
**[03:14] ---**
After you made me say it... that's cruel.
**[03:16] ---**
By the way, I got a part in a drama
starting in July.
**[03:20] ---**
Though, it's a late-night show, and I'm only
on-screen during one episode midway through.
**[03:24] ---**
There's a kissing scene, too.
**[03:27] ---**
What did you just say?
**[03:28] ---**
There's a kissing scene.
**[03:29] ---**
Please decline the offer.
**[03:31] ---**
Oh, it's all right.
It's not like it's my first time or anything.
**[03:35] ---**
Wait, Mai-san.
By "not my first time" you mean...
**[03:39] ---**
You don't remember how I gave you my first kiss?
You're the worst.
**[03:45] ---**
Can it be, it was during the time
when I had forgotten about Mai-san?
**[03:49] ---**
It just doesn't go like those fairy tales.
**[03:52] ---**
I thought you would remember me
if I kissed you.
**[03:57] ---**
I'll make sure to remember,
so please tell me the details on when and where.
**[04:00] ---**
- No way.
- Just a hint?
**[04:02] ---**
I'll never ever tell you.
**[04:04] ---**
Come on, please...
**[04:06] ---**
Then, do you want to do it again?
**[04:10] ---**
Please.
**[04:13] ---**
Close your eyes.
**[04:17] ---**
Here goes.
**[04:26] ---**
You really thought I would do it.
**[04:31] ---**
I'm so happy
I had an indirect kiss with Mai-san.
**[04:35] ---**
Well, since you're so mature, you must think
nothing of an indirect kiss with me, a younger boy.
**[04:42] ---**
R-Right.
**[04:46] ---**
I'll say one thing, though. It's not me.
**[04:50] ---**
The girl in the leading role
will do the kissing scene.
**[04:52] ---**
Mai-san, you have a terrible personality.
**[04:55] ---**
But Sakuta, you love me
just the way I am, don't you?
**[04:58] ---**
If this keeps going,
I might fall out of love, though.
**[05:01] ---**
Wh-Why is that?
**[05:03] ---**
I mean, you seem to have no interest at all,
and when you say that your heart doesn't race...
**[05:08] ---**
It makes me feel completely hopeless.
**[05:11] ---**
I didn't exactly say no.
**[05:13] ---**
Then, will you?
**[05:15] ---**
Well, that's... Um...
**[05:19] ---**
Will you?
**[05:23] ---**
Sure.
**[05:25] ---**
I will.
**[05:29] ---**
*And that's the news we have for you at this time.
Have another great day.*
**[05:31] ---**
Is something the matter, Big Brother?
**[05:33] ---**
*Next up is News 07.*
**[05:34] ---**
It's nothing.
**[05:35] ---**
It was worth waiting for an entire month.
**[05:35] ---**
*He's aiming directly!*
**[05:37] ---**
*He scores!*
**[05:37] ---**
From today, Mai-san and I are finally—
***SIGN*** JAPAN VICTORY
**[05:40] ---**
*The Japanese team has done it!*
**[05:42] ---**
*Good morning, it's Friday, June 27th.*
**[05:46] ---**
JUNE 27th
**[05:46] ---**
*Let's talk about that soccer!*
**[05:49] ---**
Is something the matter, Big Brother?
**[05:49] ---**
*Now, Miyama-san,
were you watching last night?*
**[05:51] ---**
Hey, Kaede.
**[05:52] ---**
*Of course! I was watching together
at home with my family.*
**[05:52] ---**
I'm going to ask something strange,
but we saw this news yesterday, didn't we?
**[05:55] ---**
*I couldn't help but shout
the moment that goal landed!*
**[05:57] ---**
Um... I haven't seen it, though.
**[05:58] ---**
*It was wonderful, wasn't it?*
**[06:06] ---**
Hey, Sakuta.
Your bed hair's sticking straight up.
**[06:08] ---**
That's what this hairstyle is all about.
**[06:10] ---**
A novel idea.
**[06:12] ---**
Hey, Futaba.
**[06:14] ---**
Morning.
**[06:17] ---**
What's wrong, Sakuta?
**[06:19] ---**
Didn't we have
this conversation yesterday, too?
**[06:21] ---**
No, I don't think we did. Right?
**[06:25] ---**
We didn't.
**[06:27] ---**
Right. Then, that's fine.
**[06:30] ---**
*Could it have been just me?*
**[06:33] ---**
...and this formula is how you know.
This will be on the final exam!
**[06:36] ---**
*This class...*
**[06:37] ---**
Now, let's talk about...
**[06:38] ---**
*That lipstick on his dress shirt...*
**[06:41] ---**
Figures from a newlywed.
**[06:42] ---**
If we call acceleration of gravity "whiz"...
**[06:44] ---**
No, "gee," then the air resistance
on the feather and the iron ball...
**[06:46] ---**
*This corny joke is the same as yesterday, too.*
**[06:50] ---**
*If today is yesterday, then Mai-san and I
are still not dating yet. Which means...*
**[06:59] ---**
I love you. I want you to go out with me.
**[07:03] ---**
When I hear the same thing for an entire month,
I stop feeling anything. My heart doesn't race.
**[07:08] ---**
I see. I've been denied. I guess I'll have to
look for a new romance, then.
**[07:12] ---**
Huh? Wait...
**[07:13] ---**
Thank you for everything up until now.
**[07:16] ---**
I-I didn't exactly say no!
**[07:18] ---**
Why are you trying to give up?
**[07:20] ---**
Then, will you?
**[07:23] ---**
This is so cheeky of you, Sakuta.
**[07:26] ---**
Will you?
**[07:28] ---**
Sure.
**[07:29] ---**
I will.
**[07:33] ---**
No more problems here.
**[07:35] ---**
So, if you don't mind, will you go out with me?
**[07:39] ---**
You don't want to?
**[07:41] ---**
N-No, um, well...
**[07:45] ---**
Can I think it over for a bit?
**[07:47] ---**
*Another confession of love over here, too.*
**[07:49] ---**
*I'm finally dating Mai-san, too. All I need
is for tomorrow to come, and it's perfect.*
**[07:55] ---**
*The Japanese team has done it!*
***SIGN*** JAPAN VICTORY
**[07:57] ---**
*Good morning, it's Friday, June 27th.*
**[08:02] ---**
*Let's talk about that soccer!*
**[08:04] ---**
Again huh?
**[08:06] ---**
What do you mean by "again," Big Brother?
**[08:06] ---**
JUNE 27th
**[08:08] ---**
No, it's nothing.
**[08:11] ---**
I have to consult Futaba about this.
**[08:13] ---**
PHYSICS PREP ROOM
**[08:14] ---**
Azusagawa, that's what you call
the "8th Grade Syndrome".
**[08:17] ---**
I'm in 11th grade.
**[08:19] ---**
Then, call it "11th Grade Syndrome".
**[08:21] ---**
Other than that, it's probably
your favorite Adolescence Syndrome.
**[08:25] ---**
I don't like it one bit.
**[08:27] ---**
More like, can you do something about this?
**[08:29] ---**
I'm troubled because
tomorrow's not coming for me.
**[08:31] ---**
You simply
have to do something about it yourself.
**[08:34] ---**
The seven billion people in the human race,
including me,
**[08:38] ---**
doesn't think today is the third iteration.
**[08:41] ---**
Can you still do something?
Think of it as being a lifesaver.
**[08:44] ---**
You say time is looping, but maybe you shouldn't
be trapped into that train of thought?
**[08:50] ---**
Why?
**[08:51] ---**
It's all sorts of trouble to return to the past.
**[08:55] ---**
Perhaps the "June 27th"
that you've experienced several times
**[08:58] ---**
was just watching the future
from an earlier point in time.
**[09:02] ---**
If it's troublesome to return to the past, isn't it
even more troublesome to go to the future?
**[09:06] ---**
I'm not talking time travel,
but more about predicting the future.
**[09:09] ---**
Hey, predicting the future
isn't all that easy either.
**[09:13] ---**
Have you heard of Laplace's Demon?
**[09:16] ---**
Unfortunately,
I don't have any demon acquaintances.
**[09:19] ---**
Any and every piece of matter existing in this world
is equal under the same laws of physics.
**[09:26] ---**
If you quantify those laws
by mathematical equations and calculate them,
**[09:29] ---**
you can elicit a future situation.
**[09:32] ---**
It's not clicking with me at all.
**[09:35] ---**
In other words, if you can figure out the position
and momentum of every atom in this world...
**[09:42] ---**
...you can elicit
a future situation by sheer calculation.
**[09:46] ---**
Every single atom?
That's quite a number, isn't it?
**[09:50] ---**
To calculate an immense amount
of data mathematically,
**[09:53] ---**
you need an adequate amount of time.
**[09:56] ---**
It's meaningless if it takes more than one second
to calculate one second into the future.
**[10:00] ---**
Right.
**[10:01] ---**
That's why the physicist
Laplace thought of a fictitious existence
**[10:05] ---**
that could do such an extraordinary feat.
**[10:08] ---**
And that's Laplace's Demon...
**[10:10] ---**
That demon has the power
to instantaneously ascertain
**[10:13] ---**
the position and momentum
of every atom existing in this world,
**[10:17] ---**
and can instantaneously calculate the future.
**[10:20] ---**
So what I'm seeing right now is a future
that was calculated in that way?
**[10:24] ---**
Right.
**[10:25] ---**
I'm sorry, but I'm not such a suspicious demon.
**[10:28] ---**
Well then, you should go look
for the real Laplace's Demon.
**[10:32] ---**
How so?
**[10:33] ---**
Wouldn't the demon likely be the only one
who acts differently from last time,
**[10:37] ---**
as it retains the memories
of "June 27th" as it repeats?
**[10:42] ---**
Now, let's talk about the places...
**[10:43] ---**
*Someone acting differently
compared to last time...*
**[10:47] ---**
If we call acceleration of gravity "whiz"...
**[10:49] ---**
*There's no way I can find that one person
from all seven billion people on this world.*
**[10:50] ---**
No, "gee," then the air resistance
on the feather and the iron ball...
**[10:55] ---**
*My lunchtime with Mai-san
is the only thing that comforts me.*
**[11:09] ---**
There she is. Laplace's Demon.
**[11:13] ---**
Azusagawa-senpai, was it?
**[11:16] ---**
Sakuta Azusagawa, second year.
**[11:19] ---**
Tomoe Koga. I am a first year.
**[11:21] ---**
You can be informal with me.
After all, we did kick each other's butts.
**[11:24] ---**
Forget about that!
**[11:26] ---**
Koga, this may be a stupid question...
**[11:28] ---**
What?
**[11:30] ---**
How many times have you lived today?
**[11:33] ---**
This is my third time.
**[11:36] ---**
This is my third time, too.
**[11:39] ---**
So it wasn't just me. What's up with this?
What's gonna be croppin' up from here?
**[11:48] ---**
Just to be certain,
you have no ideas yourself, Koga?
**[11:52] ---**
No flippin' idea.
**[11:55] ---**
What was that?
**[11:57] ---**
I-I don't have any idea at all.
**[11:59] ---**
So useless.
**[12:01] ---**
That's you, Senpai!
**[12:03] ---**
Did something disturbing
or agonizing happen to you lately?
**[12:07] ---**
Why do I have to talk about
something like that to you?
**[12:10] ---**
Oh, incoming message...
**[12:12] ---**
This situation...
I think it's Adolescence Syndrome.
**[12:16] ---**
If it's a situation caused by your
unstable psyche characteristic to adolescence,
**[12:21] ---**
we have to figure out
what the reason is and resolve it.
**[12:23] ---**
Adolescence Syndrome? Senpai, are you sane?
That's only a rumor on the internet.
**[12:28] ---**
- Ugh, stop doing that while we're talking.
- Hey, give that back!
**[12:31] ---**
I won't do it while we're talking!
**[12:35] ---**
Here.
**[12:38] ---**
So you'll choose not to talk?
**[12:39] ---**
You're breaking my concentration.
Don't talk to me.
**[12:42] ---**
High school girls are something...
**[12:45] ---**
So, what was it?
**[12:46] ---**
Did something disturbing
or agonizing happen to you lately?
**[12:50] ---**
The hint for us to get out of June 27th
might be hidden there.
**[12:56] ---**
I gained some weight.
**[12:58] ---**
It's fine, you're actually on the skinny end.
**[13:01] ---**
It's better if you fattened up a bit
so your chest can gain some meat.
**[13:05] ---**
My problem is that everything goes
to my butt and my tummy.
**[13:10] ---**
Hide!
**[13:21] ---**
Isn't he looking for you?
**[13:23] ---**
Maybe, but I already sent him a message
kinda saying I was busy during lunch break.
**[13:36] ---**
Geez, just hurry up and get asked out already.
**[13:39] ---**
How the whack do you know about
him asking me out!?
**[13:41] ---**
I saw it last time.
In the first place, why do you have to hide?
**[13:45] ---**
Because Maezawa-senpai
is the guy Rena is pining for!
**[13:50] ---**
Rena Kashiba, my friend and classmate.
We used to go watch basketball practice together.
**[13:57] ---**
Rena was saying how handsome
Maezawa-senpai was.
**[14:00] ---**
I was just tagging along with her, but...
**[14:04] ---**
But you were the one that he took a liking to?
**[14:06] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[14:07] ---**
And do you like that guy, too?
**[14:09] ---**
Nope, I flippin' don't like guys who are popular.
**[14:13] ---**
Then, why don't you get asked out
and just dump him?
**[14:16] ---**
If I do that, I'd be ignored by my entire class!
**[14:19] ---**
It's the guy that Rena, my friend,
is in love with!
**[14:22] ---**
But I'm the one that gets asked out?
That's seriously not taking hints!
**[14:26] ---**
If you shout, he'll find us.
**[14:37] ---**
So this is what you had to do?
You have poor taste in guys.
**[14:41] ---**
No, wait, it's not—
**[14:52] ---**
It's a misunderstanding.
**[14:55] ---**
Wait, Mai-san! Let me explain!
**[14:58] ---**
Don't speak to me.
**[15:02] ---**
Oh, well.
**[15:04] ---**
I'm sure I'll be replaying today
tomorrow, anyway.
***SIGN*** WHO IN THE WORLD!?
**[15:10] ---**
*Good morning, it's Saturday, June 28th.*
**[15:14] ---**
*We're starting today with some startling news.*
**[15:16] ---**
JUNE 28th
**[15:17] ---**
Is something the matter, Big Brother?
**[15:19] ---**
Kaede, pinch my cheeks for me.
**[15:22] ---**
Okay. Sure thing.
**[15:25] ---**
It hurts.
**[15:26] ---**
What do you want
so early on a Saturday morning?
**[15:28] ---**
*Make me a time machine.*
**[15:31] ---**
Can I hang up?
**[15:32] ---**
I am completely serious about this.
**[15:34] ---**
*I'm changing clothes right now.*
**[15:36] ---**
Can you describe in detail
your current situation?
**[15:39] ---**
*I only have to put socks on.*
**[15:41] ---**
You change clothes in a strange order.
**[15:43] ---**
Isn't it normal? So, what do you want?
**[15:46] ---**
*You remember
what I talked about yesterday, right?*
**[15:48] ---**
*The one about repeating the same day.*
**[15:50] ---**
Congrats.
You were able to escape from yesterday.
**[15:53] ---**
In a way that's against my will.
**[15:55] ---**
*Well then, I'm going to put my socks on.*
**[15:58] ---**
I'm not as important as her socks, huh?
**[16:01] ---**
*In any case, if yesterday isn't repeating again,*
**[16:04] ---**
*I have to clear up Mai-san's misunderstanding,
and have her forgive me.*
**[16:07] ---**
Sakurajima? She's not here today.
**[16:11] ---**
Then, that first year Koga
was Laplace's Demon?
**[16:16] ---**
Because there was no longer a confession,
the problem troubling Koga was resolved.
**[16:22] ---**
Did something happen?
**[16:24] ---**
Why?
**[16:25] ---**
Because you look like you're in a bad mood.
**[16:28] ---**
Well, I guess it's better to tell you so you can laugh,
rather than brood about it all by myself.
**[16:34] ---**
What's that about?
**[16:36] ---**
I bumped into Kunimi on the train this morning.
**[16:38] ---**
And?
**[16:39] ---**
Nothing much.
**[16:40] ---**
I'm just sick of myself for being happy
that a guy with a girlfriend said hi to me.
**[16:46] ---**
That's such a girlish thing to worry about.
**[16:49] ---**
I mean, if you said hi to me,
it would only make my skin crawl.
**[16:53] ---**
Did you need to say that?
**[16:56] ---**
I feel like I'm getting worse and worse.
**[16:59] ---**
- Why don't you just tell him?
- Tell him what?
**[17:02] ---**
That you love him.
**[17:03] ---**
I don't want to hear
any sound arguments right now.
**[17:06] ---**
I think you should clarify things
before it gets any more complicated.
**[17:10] ---**
Hurry up and ask him out,
and have your hopes shattered.
**[17:13] ---**
If I also become Laplace's Demon as a result of that,
it will get out of hand for you.
**[17:19] ---**
Well, I was able
to actually escape yesterday for now,
**[17:23] ---**
so everything is settled
if I resolve Mai-san's misunderstanding.
**[17:27] ---**
If your misunderstanding is resolved,
wouldn't that Maezawa-senpai ask Koga out again?
**[17:34] ---**
Even if the misunderstanding isn't resolved,
he'd realize he had the wrong idea soon enough.
**[17:38] ---**
In the first place, you asked Sakurajima-senpai out
a month ago in front of everyone on campus.
**[17:46] ---**
If that happens,
will I start again from yesterday?
**[17:49] ---**
That possibility is high, I'd say.
**[17:51] ---**
In other words, a tomorrow where
I can be dating Mai-san will never come?
**[17:56] ---**
Azusagawa, do you know
what they call situations like that?
**[18:01] ---**
Yeah, "checkmate".
**[18:09] ---**
What's wrong, Sakuta?
**[18:10] ---**
Your eyes are so dead.
**[18:12] ---**
Can I get a moment from both of you?
**[18:15] ---**
This is Koga. She'll be starting today.
Please teach her about waiting tables.
**[18:21] ---**
Koga?
**[18:22] ---**
Senpai!?
**[18:23] ---**
Oh, you go to the same school?
**[18:25] ---**
Then she really is your kouhai.
Please take care of her, then.
**[18:34] ---**
I-I'm Tomoe Koga. Nice to meet you.
**[18:38] ---**
I'm Yuuma Kunimi.
**[18:40] ---**
Oh, you mentioned before that you kicked
each other's butts or something?
**[18:43] ---**
Why are you telling other people!?
**[18:44] ---**
It's a shame to stay quiet
about something so amusing.
**[18:51] ---**
Azusagawa,
can you get the orders for table seven?
**[18:55] ---**
Got it.
**[18:58] ---**
- Apparently.
- What, seriously?
**[19:00] ---**
That's why we're here, right?
**[19:01] ---**
Have you decided on your order?
**[19:05] ---**
Are you serious about Tomoe?
**[19:08] ---**
I'm terribly sorry, but we don't serve
"are-you-serious-about-tomoe" at our restaurant.
**[19:13] ---**
I'm asking seriously.
**[19:15] ---**
It's immediately after you were dumped
by Sakurajima-senpai, so we're worried.
**[19:19] ---**
Tomoe is indeed cute,
but what's so good about her?
**[19:23] ---**
You guys have a misunderstanding, I think.
**[19:26] ---**
You don't have to hide it
because we already know!
**[19:29] ---**
Oh. There's Tomoe, over there.
**[19:31] ---**
Hey there!
**[19:33] ---**
Rena, and everyone else, too.
You really came all the way here?
**[19:36] ---**
I told you we'd definitely come!
**[19:38] ---**
The uniform is cute.
**[19:39] ---**
Yup, it's cute.
**[19:40] ---**
Senpai, if you're just playing around
with Tomoe, I won't forgive you.
**[19:53] ---**
- Senpai! I actually have a favor to—
- I refuse.
**[19:56] ---**
At least listen to my story!
**[19:58] ---**
- I refuse to listen to it.
- Why?
**[20:00] ---**
It's something like allowing the misunderstanding
that I'm dating you to keep proliferating, right?
**[20:05] ---**
Senpai, you can read minds or sometin'?
**[20:08] ---**
More like, there's something else you should be
worried about, like the Adolescence Syndrome.
**[20:12] ---**
That's all done now
because we've moved on to today.
**[20:15] ---**
I don't have time to think about that!
I'm in a predicament!
**[20:17] ---**
In the first place, how long
will you allow this misunderstanding?
**[20:21] ---**
Will it continue until the third years graduate?
**[20:23] ---**
I've already thought that part out.
**[20:25] ---**
I'll only have the misunderstanding
go for the rest of the first term, so please!
**[20:29] ---**
Once we enter summer break,
we won't have classes anymore.
**[20:32] ---**
If we say that our relationship
fizzed out during break,
**[20:34] ---**
we can act normally in the second term, right?
**[20:39] ---**
Come on, Senpai!
**[20:43] ---**
I hate to say this about myself,
**[20:45] ---**
but will you be okay dating me, the guy with
the worst reputation in the entire school?
**[20:50] ---**
Recently among first-years, you've come full circle
and you're acceptable, so I think that's fine.
**[20:56] ---**
What's that about?
**[20:58] ---**
Shouting your love in the middle of school grounds
is normally unthinkable.
**[21:01] ---**
That's a really cool thing to do.
**[21:03] ---**
Though, I'd never do that for you.
**[21:08] ---**
That's right.
**[21:09] ---**
It's too sudden if we're "already dating,"
so I would like something one step before that.
**[21:14] ---**
Maybe more than a senpai,
but not quite dating?
**[21:16] ---**
Do you realize what you're about to do here?
**[21:20] ---**
This means you'll be telling a lie
to the entire school.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm fully aware of that.
In any case, please help!
**[21:29] ---**
I lived in Fukuoka
until the end of middle school.
**[21:33] ---**
So, I only have friends
I made here in high school.
**[21:36] ---**
You mean those three earlier?
**[21:38] ---**
Right. At this rate,
there won't be a place for me in my class.
**[21:43] ---**
I don't want to spend break time, eating lunch,
and going to the bathroom by myself.
**[21:48] ---**
- At least, go to the bathroom by yourself.
- That's impossible.
**[21:51] ---**
Being alone is easy in its own way.
You don't have to accommodate others.
**[21:56] ---**
Once you're alone, you surprisingly
don't feel as lonely as you first thought.
**[21:59] ---**
It's not like
I don't want to because I feel lonely.
**[22:02] ---**
Huh? Then, what's the reason?
**[22:05] ---**
Being alone is... embarrassing.
**[22:09] ---**
I don't want everyone to be thinking
that I'm always all by myself.
**[22:15] ---**
*No...*
**[22:17] ---**
*It's embarrassing to go to school.*
**[22:24] ---**
Senpai?
**[22:25] ---**
Fine.
**[22:27] ---**
I'll tell a lie to the entire school.
**[22:29] ---**
- Really?
- Yeah.
**[22:31] ---**
Then, I have one more favor to ask.
**[22:33] ---**
A-About tomorrow... Senpai, wh-when your shift
at work is over, can I... d-d-d-
**[22:40] ---**
- A "ding on your forehead".
- No!
**[22:42] ---**
I-I want to go on a date!
**[22:45] ---**
Why is that?
**[22:47] ---**
Rena asked me,
"Aren't you gonna go on dates?"
**[22:50] ---**
You can totally bluff them and say
"Man, it was a busy weekend," can't you?
**[22:56] ---**
I want to take a photo, just in case.
**[22:58] ---**
You're surprisingly the cautious type, huh?
**[23:02] ---**
*How should I inform Mai-san about this?*
**[23:05] ---**
*I'm sure she'll watch me as I desperately explain
things, and smile like she is truly having fun.*
**[23:15] ---**
Crap, it looks really fun for her.
**[23:18] ---**
*Now, this week is the last week of June.
We're about to enter some hot weather.*
**[23:22] ---**
*After the commercial, we'll have the weather
with our meteorologist Sakiyama-san.*
**[23:27] ---**
Big Brother! This girl is the one you
brought over here the other day, isn't it?
**[23:32] ---**
*You want a sip?*
**[23:35] ---**
*You don't get any!*
**[23:36] ---**
Yeah, that's her.
**[23:38] ---**
*Vivitz with fruit puree!*
**[23:40] ---**
Who is it, this late at night?
**[23:43] ---**
Yes?
**[23:44] ---**
*It's me.*
**[23:50] ---**
Why didn't you come over to explain yourself?
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
What a rascal.
**[24:57] ---**
Next time
#5 All the Lies I Have for You
# E5 - All the Lies I Have for You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJ27M8Y/all-the-lies-i-have-for-you)
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**[01:41] ---**
I understand the circumstances now.
It's tough being a high-school girl.
**[01:45] ---**
Is that all?
**[01:46] ---**
You'd get ecstatic if I scolded you, Sakuta.
**[01:49] ---**
It seems not giving a punishment
is a punishment in your case.
**[01:54] ---**
But it's not sitting right with me,
for some reason.
**[01:56] ---**
You hate lies like pretending
to be dating, don't you?
**[01:59] ---**
I don't think anyone would like lies
of this sort...
**[02:02] ---**
That's why it's not sitting right with me.
What are you hiding?
**[02:07] ---**
Actually, I've been getting excited
looking at your legs for the past few minutes.
**[02:11] ---**
I-I already knew that.
**[02:16] ---**
Just hurry and spit it all out.
**[02:19] ---**
Koga said the same thing
as when Kaede first stopped going to school.
**[02:24] ---**
That she was embarrassed.
**[02:27] ---**
She said she wouldn't have a place in her class
if her friends found out Maesawa asked her out.
**[02:33] ---**
She didn't want to be embarrassed
about people thinking she's a loner.
**[02:38] ---**
How boring.
**[02:39] ---**
I talk seriously, and that's your reaction?
**[02:41] ---**
I can't complain if you bring up
the bit about your little sister.
**[02:47] ---**
I'll let you off the hook this one time.
**[02:49] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[02:51] ---**
But, let's see...
**[02:52] ---**
Simply letting you go
won't do much for the future,
**[02:55] ---**
so show enough faith to be worth it.
**[02:58] ---**
What do you want me to do?
**[03:00] ---**
You should at least think of that yourself.
**[03:04] ---**
Then...
**[03:05] ---**
Hey, what the!?
**[03:07] ---**
I'm showing some faith.
**[03:08] ---**
No, that's your libido!
**[03:10] ---**
Th-Then how about a date?
**[03:12] ---**
We can go look at the hydrangea
in Kamakura next Sunday—
**[03:16] ---**
I'm in Kagoshima for a week,
filming a drama starting tomorrow.
**[03:20] ---**
Kagoshima? I'm jealous.
**[03:21] ---**
I'm not there for a vacation.
**[03:24] ---**
Oh, right. You can have this.
**[03:29] ---**
They gave me the outfit I wore
during a fashion magazine shoot.
**[03:32] ---**
So I should treat this as a substitute for you
while you're in Kagoshima?
**[03:35] ---**
It's for your sister!
**[03:38] ---**
She'll be 15 this year, right?
**[03:40] ---**
Maybe dressing up will spark
a little interest in leaving the house
**[03:46] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[03:48] ---**
I'm so happy that
you're looking out for Kaede.
**[03:52] ---**
I'll fetch her right now.
**[03:58] ---**
What are you doing?
**[03:59] ---**
I-It's not what you think.
I wasn't pretending to be a ninja.
**[04:03] ---**
I thought you were just eavesdropping on us.
**[04:07] ---**
Well, it works out.
**[04:08] ---**
Eh?
**[04:11] ---**
Good evening.
**[04:13] ---**
G-Good evening...
**[04:16] ---**
This is from Mai-san.
**[04:22] ---**
Why don't you try it on?
**[04:28] ---**
Yup. So cute.
**[04:31] ---**
I've never worn anything like this,
so it's embarrassing...
**[04:34] ---**
You should thank Mai-san.
**[04:36] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[04:38] ---**
You're welcome.
**[04:41] ---**
U-Um...
**[04:42] ---**
What is it?
**[04:43] ---**
Can Kaede call you "Mai-san", too?
**[04:47] ---**
That's fine.
And I'll call you "Kaede-chan."
**[04:51] ---**
Sure!
**[04:54] ---**
Thanks for everything today.
**[04:56] ---**
Why are you thanking me again?
**[04:58] ---**
It's been a while since Kaede spoke
with anyone other than me,
**[05:01] ---**
since she's cooped up at home for so long.
**[05:03] ---**
When you're so honest,
it's not worth toying with you.
**[05:08] ---**
I hope "pretend" doesn't turn into "serious."
**[05:11] ---**
What?
**[05:13] ---**
That first-year.
**[05:15] ---**
You're going on a date
after work tomorrow, right?
**[05:19] ---**
My heart is only for Mai-san,
so it'll be all right.
**[05:23] ---**
If you don't get it, forget it.
**[05:26] ---**
Eh?
**[05:27] ---**
Good night.
**[05:29] ---**
Good night.
**[05:31] ---**
JUNE 29th
**[05:32] ---**
Kunimi, there's a guy named Maesawa
on the basketball team, yeah?
**[05:35] ---**
Hmm? Oh, you mean Yosuke-senpai.
**[05:39] ---**
What kind of guy is he?
**[05:40] ---**
What kind of guy?
**[05:42] ---**
Well, he's probably the best
basketball player at our school.
**[05:46] ---**
Plus, he's pretty popular with the girls.
**[05:48] ---**
Keep giving me more info
so I can hate him even more.
**[05:51] ---**
What's up with that?
**[05:53] ---**
It's hard to explain, but if he's
a good person, it'll haunt me.
**[05:58] ---**
Well, I don't want
to badmouth people too much,
**[06:01] ---**
but yesterday, coming back from practice,
he was saying he'll dump his girlfriend
**[06:05] ---**
because she wasn't giving it up.
**[06:07] ---**
Wait, he has a girlfriend?
**[06:09] ---**
He does.
Some third-year from another school.
**[06:12] ---**
And he says a lot of demeaning things
about his past girlfriends, too.
**[06:16] ---**
Makes me think how I don't want
to end up like that.
**[06:18] ---**
Thanks for the valuable info.
**[06:21] ---**
Now it won't haunt me.
**[06:29] ---**
S-Sorry to make you wait.
**[06:31] ---**
Your face is all red.
And you're five minutes late.
**[06:34] ---**
I-I couldn't help it.
I had to get ready and stuff.
**[06:38] ---**
Get ready, huh...
**[06:42] ---**
Well, you sure are cute.
**[06:44] ---**
D-Don't tell me I'm cute.
**[06:46] ---**
Minus points for not wearing a miniskirt,
but since you have bare legs,
**[06:49] ---**
I can forgive you.
**[06:50] ---**
You can't look at just my legs, either!
**[06:52] ---**
Oh, that's right, your ID.
**[06:55] ---**
I thought about telling you I was gonna be late,
but I never got your ID.
**[07:00] ---**
Don't have one.
**[07:01] ---**
Eh?
**[07:02] ---**
I don't have a smartphone,
nor a flip-phone.
**[07:04] ---**
What do you mean?
I dun git dat at all!
**[07:07] ---**
How do you live!?
**[07:08] ---**
Do people without smartphones die?
**[07:10] ---**
They die!
**[07:15] ---**
Starting off with a yawn?
**[07:17] ---**
I haven't slept much.
**[07:19] ---**
Because you're looking forward to the date?
**[07:20] ---**
I was with everyone in the group chat
till past 2AM yesterday.
**[07:24] ---**
Then I watched funny animal videos,
until I noticed it was morning already.
**[07:28] ---**
That, and preparing for the date a bit.
**[07:30] ---**
Why don't you hurry and get sleep?
**[07:32] ---**
Everyone else was awake,
so I couldn't go to sleep before them!
**[07:35] ---**
You can watch funny animal videos
when you have time to kill, right?
**[07:38] ---**
Everyone said they already saw it.
**[07:40] ---**
I'm in trouble if I can't join in
on the conversation!
**[07:42] ---**
Rena-chan recommended them, you know?
**[07:44] ---**
Rena-chan again...
**[07:46] ---**
Oh right! My impressions!
**[08:03] ---**
Your eyes look dead, Senpai.
**[08:05] ---**
It's the same as usual.
**[08:07] ---**
So they're always dead?
**[08:10] ---**
For our closing act, we'll be attempting
a dive from the springboard!
**[08:13] ---**
That penguin over there
is a bit like you, Senpai.
**[08:13] ---**
It looks like one's sleeping...
**[08:15] ---**
We'll have this one give it his best.
**[08:15] ---**
Then are you that
energetic penguin over there?
**[08:17] ---**
Actually, the penguins become so engrossed
in eating that they often slip and fall.
**[08:18] ---**
I'm not that one.
**[08:19] ---**
I'm the penguin that follows the others.
**[08:22] ---**
Now, here we go. Three... Two... One...
**[08:23] ---**
It has a big butt, too.
**[08:24] ---**
I was being serious...
**[08:26] ---**
Success!
**[08:27] ---**
It looks like he's finally gotten up,
but the show's over now...
**[08:32] ---**
He's fine with everyone laughing at him.
Just like you, Senpai.
**[08:40] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:45] ---**
You know...
**[08:46] ---**
I wasn't like this back in middle school.
**[08:50] ---**
It's a...
**[08:52] ---**
Bumpkin.
**[08:53] ---**
That's why I didn't want to show you!
**[08:55] ---**
Weren't you the one who showed me it?
**[08:58] ---**
Dad got relocated,
so I ended up moving here from Fukuoka.
**[09:02] ---**
I was in an unnoticed group in class,
**[09:05] ---**
so I thought, in Tokyo, they'd say I wasn't cool,
wouldn't make friends and get bullied.
**[09:11] ---**
So I did some research.
**[09:13] ---**
I wore makeup for the first time,
and got my hair done at a fancy salon.
**[09:18] ---**
I bought and wore clothes
from fashion magazines.
**[09:21] ---**
I worked on my accent, too.
**[09:23] ---**
And this is what I ended up with.
**[09:25] ---**
Do you not like who you are right now?
**[09:29] ---**
I like it. I like it a whole lot.
**[09:32] ---**
Then why agonize over it?
It's bothersome.
**[09:36] ---**
You're just being immature, thinking like
"This isn't who I really am," right?
**[09:41] ---**
Y-You're right, but...
**[09:42] ---**
- It's annoying.
- You're horrible!
**[09:44] ---**
No matter who you were before,
how you look right now is who you are.
**[09:49] ---**
No matter the reason, you ended up that way
because you wanted to and worked for it, right?
**[09:53] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[09:55] ---**
And you like who you are now, right?
**[09:58] ---**
Yet you say, "This isn't who I really am"?
That's even more messed up.
**[10:04] ---**
I feel a bit frustrated,
because I feel like you talked me into this.
**[10:08] ---**
Let's go.
**[10:09] ---**
Come on, next is Enoshima, right?
**[10:13] ---**
Yup.
**[10:18] ---**
Someone you know?
**[10:19] ---**
A classmate, Yoneyama-san.
**[10:22] ---**
Yoneyama-san!
**[10:26] ---**
Koga-san...
**[10:28] ---**
A-And "came full circle and acceptable" senpai.
**[10:32] ---**
That sentiment really is spreading.
**[10:35] ---**
Sorry...
**[10:37] ---**
Are you looking for something?
**[10:39] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:40] ---**
I'll look for it with you!
**[10:42] ---**
Y-You don't have to.
**[10:43] ---**
You're in Kashiba's group, Koga-san.
**[10:46] ---**
It's faster if the three of us look.
**[10:49] ---**
You heard Senpai.
**[10:51] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:53] ---**
I'm looking for a phone strap.
My friends and I got matching ones.
**[10:57] ---**
It has a jellyfish charm on it.
**[10:59] ---**
You're sure you dropped it
somewhere around here?
**[11:02] ---**
I-I'm sorry, I'm not sure of that, either.
**[11:05] ---**
You don't have to apologize.
**[11:08] ---**
Senpai is a strange guy, but he's not scary.
**[11:11] ---**
Yeah...
**[11:12] ---**
Isn't that it?
**[11:15] ---**
Wow!
**[11:16] ---**
Hey, hold on—
**[11:17] ---**
Koga-san!
**[11:19] ---**
Hurray!
**[11:22] ---**
Are you okay?
**[11:23] ---**
JUNE 30th
**[11:28] ---**
Did you catch a cold?
**[11:29] ---**
Senpai.
**[11:32] ---**
I heard from Rena.
**[11:34] ---**
I'm totally fine.
**[11:35] ---**
Want some mandarin oranges?
**[11:38] ---**
It's against school rules
to leave campus during class.
**[11:41] ---**
So you don't want it, I guess.
**[11:44] ---**
I'll eat it.
**[11:45] ---**
I can do the "say aah" thing, if you want.
**[11:48] ---**
It's hard to eat that way, so no.
**[11:51] ---**
Hey, Senpai. Why did you go along
with my unreasonable requests?
**[11:56] ---**
Because you were desperate
when you asked.
**[11:58] ---**
Even though you hardly know me?
**[12:01] ---**
We did kick each other's butts.
**[12:03] ---**
Sheesh, I'm asking a serious question.
**[12:05] ---**
But I did think you were
a good girl back then.
**[12:08] ---**
And because you're cute, to be honest.
**[12:10] ---**
There you go, joking again.
**[12:13] ---**
I don't know if I'd do the same
if you were ugly.
**[12:16] ---**
Guys are just like that.
**[12:18] ---**
I'm sure you would have, Senpai.
**[12:21] ---**
If you have a cold, just stay home.
**[12:23] ---**
If I stay home, I won't be able
to keep up with everyone's conversation.
**[12:26] ---**
After just a day?
**[12:28] ---**
That one day is life-threatening.
**[12:30] ---**
It's the same if you're sleeping
in the nurse's office.
**[12:33] ---**
Even now, I'm worried about everyone's opinion
of me since I'm in the nurse's office.
**[12:38] ---**
You're excessively self-conscious, Koga.
**[12:40] ---**
You're the strange one, Senpai.
**[12:42] ---**
Everyone looks at you funny
and makes fun of you.
**[12:46] ---**
How are you okay like that?
**[12:47] ---**
It's not like I live
for all of humanity to like me.
**[12:51] ---**
I want everyone to like me.
Or rather, I don't want them to hate me.
**[12:56] ---**
I don't mind if I only had one person.
**[12:58] ---**
Even if the whole world hated me,
I could keep living if that person needed me.
**[13:09] ---**
Here. A thank-you gift for a couple days ago.
**[13:12] ---**
Why canned peaches?
Because you have a peach-shaped butt?
**[13:15] ---**
No more perversion!
**[13:16] ---**
I think I'll savor this tonight,
imagining it's you.
**[13:21] ---**
Y-You dummy!
I'm telling you, my butt isn't that big!
**[13:25] ---**
Oh, come on, no need to be humble.
**[13:27] ---**
That doesn't sound right, either!
**[13:31] ---**
Senpai, how did things
with Sakurajima-senpai turn out?
**[13:35] ---**
Still no reply.
**[13:36] ---**
Wait, she hasn't rejected you yet?
**[13:38] ---**
If that whole loop thing didn't happen,
**[13:40] ---**
she'd say it's okay for us to start dating
during lunch break that day.
**[13:44] ---**
- You're kidding.
- It's true.
**[13:46] ---**
You've got to be kidding.
**[13:48] ---**
We're talking about Sakurajima-senpai here!
She's in show-biz!
**[13:51] ---**
Did she say she loved you?
**[13:53] ---**
She... hasn't said that yet.
**[13:56] ---**
See? It's just you, Senpai.
**[13:59] ---**
Next time I ask her out,
I'll try my best for her to tell me that.
**[14:07] ---**
What's up, Mai-san?
**[14:09] ---**
*I thought you might want to hear my voice,
so I called you for your sake.*
**[14:13] ---**
Actually, I was just thinking about you.
**[14:16] ---**
*I hope you have your underwear on.*
**[14:18] ---**
*Though it's natural for you
to do things like that thinking about me.*
**[14:21] ---**
I'm buck naked!
**[14:22] ---**
Y-You pervert!
**[14:24] ---**
*I'm kidding.*
**[14:25] ---**
*I just got out of a bath,
so I'm only wearing underware.*
**[14:27] ---**
Don't tell such stupid lies.
**[14:29] ---**
I might be indebted to you
on restless nights, though.
**[14:34] ---**
*Yeah, yeah, do as you wish.*
**[14:36] ---**
*Anyway, how are things over there?
Was the date with your cute little girlfriend fun?*
**[14:40] ---**
In a way, I suppose.
**[14:42] ---**
Oh...
**[14:43] ---**
*What was the right answer to that question?*
**[14:47] ---**
How about bolting out of your house
and coming down to Kagoshima to see me?
**[14:51] ---**
*And when I do,
I need to hug you buck naked, right?*
**[14:53] ---**
Such a mood killer.
**[14:56] ---**
Mai-san, is the filming fun?
**[14:59] ---**
It's fun.
**[15:01] ---**
Are there any jobs you want to do, Sakuta?
**[15:03] ---**
Well, I think I want
to be Santa Claus in the future.
**[15:07] ---**
*Because he doesn't work
364 days out of the year?*
**[15:10] ---**
You got me.
**[15:11] ---**
*Say dumb things and you'll become dumb!*
**[15:14] ---**
JULY 5th
**[15:19] ---**
Futaba.
**[15:21] ---**
Yo.
**[15:22] ---**
Kunimi...
**[15:25] ---**
Need something?
**[15:27] ---**
Sakuta's not in the classroom,
so I was wondering if he was here.
**[15:31] ---**
Isn't he with that first-year?
**[15:33] ---**
Oh, over there!
**[15:35] ---**
I'll let Azusagawa know if he shows up.
**[15:37] ---**
Futaba, you here?
**[15:42] ---**
Sorry to bother you.
**[15:45] ---**
Are you an idiot!? You must be an idiot!
Don't be oddly considerate of me!
**[15:49] ---**
Kunimi will catch on!
**[15:51] ---**
If he was going to notice with that,
he would've caught on long ago...
**[15:55] ---**
...to your feelings.
**[15:57] ---**
That'd be problematic.
**[15:59] ---**
You guys seem to be busy,
so I'll talk to you later, Sakuta!
**[16:04] ---**
He really was handsome as always.
**[16:08] ---**
So, what does Azusagawa
the not-so-handsome rascal want with me?
**[16:12] ---**
Yeah...
**[16:13] ---**
I haven't relived the same day since then,
so I was wondering what it actually was about.
**[16:19] ---**
Perhaps it's exactly what you said it was.
**[16:22] ---**
The first-year that is your
supposed girlfriend was Laplace's Demon.
**[16:28] ---**
She kept rolling the dice until
a future convenient to her occurred.
**[16:34] ---**
And...
**[16:35] ---**
Since she's satisfied with her current condition,
there's no need to relive it anymore.
**[16:39] ---**
But she's not aware of it at all.
**[16:42] ---**
If she was, that'd probably
make her a real demon.
**[16:49] ---**
Kamisato.
**[16:52] ---**
I thought I said this before,
about not getting close to Yuuma.
**[16:56] ---**
I think what you said was,
"Don't talk to him."
**[17:00] ---**
That's the same thing.
**[17:02] ---**
That, and what's with the girl
in the physics lab?
**[17:04] ---**
What is she to Yuuma?
They seem to be chatting often.
**[17:08] ---**
Why don't you ask Kunimi?
**[17:09] ---**
You're friends with her too, right?
**[17:11] ---**
Just answer me!
**[17:13] ---**
Why are you so irritated?
You constipated?
**[17:16] ---**
Die! Just die right now!
**[17:19] ---**
You really are the pits!
**[17:22] ---**
Get some dietary fiber!
**[17:24] ---**
JULY 6th
**[17:27] ---**
Kunimi, it's annoying, so I'll say this up front.
**[17:31] ---**
Your girlfriend picked a fight
with me again yesterday.
**[17:33] ---**
That's unfortunate.
**[17:35] ---**
You really have to choose
between me or her.
**[17:38] ---**
What is that not-so-ultimate ultimatum.
**[17:42] ---**
All right. I'll call her tonight about it.
**[17:44] ---**
Seriously, I'm counting on you.
**[17:47] ---**
Anyway, Sakuta...
**[17:49] ---**
Is the thing about you dating Koga for real?
**[17:51] ---**
For real.
**[17:52] ---**
Seriously?
**[17:54] ---**
Actually, it's more like a trial period.
**[17:57] ---**
Then I should have mentioned this yesterday...
**[18:01] ---**
It's about Koga.
**[18:03] ---**
What is it?
**[18:05] ---**
There are bad rumors about her.
**[18:07] ---**
Like how she's easy, a whore,
screwing you all the time, stuff like that.
**[18:13] ---**
What's up with that?
**[18:14] ---**
I found out from
the basketball team's group messages, too.
**[18:18] ---**
Sakuta, you asked about Yosuke-senpai
the other day, right?
**[18:34] ---**
Futaba, do you ever have thoughts like,
"What if, back then..."?
**[18:38] ---**
For you, that would be about your little sister?
**[18:41] ---**
Yeah. Is that bad?
**[18:44] ---**
It's not bad,
but I'd say it's not like you to do so.
**[18:48] ---**
It's not that I really want
to do everything over, per se.
**[18:51] ---**
I just want to stop thinking about "what if's",
since it's useless to think about them.
**[18:57] ---**
I see. That IS like you.
**[19:00] ---**
You know, Futaba...
**[19:02] ---**
What?
**[19:03] ---**
Would I have a chance of winning
**[19:05] ---**
against someone who's not only bigger than me,
but works out on an athletic team?
**[19:10] ---**
Who knows?
**[19:11] ---**
Humans aren't ordinary monkeys.
**[19:13] ---**
Maybe you can win if you used your brains?
**[19:23] ---**
*This is Mai Sakurajima.*
**[19:25] ---**
*I just got back from Kagoshima.
Thought I'd let you know.*
**[19:37] ---**
JULY 7th
**[19:41] ---**
I totally messed up my bangs!
Isn't it like terrible?
**[19:49] ---**
Don't have such a morbid look on your face.
**[19:52] ---**
Senpai...
**[19:53] ---**
Is that her?
**[20:00] ---**
First-years nowadays get it on often, huh?
**[20:04] ---**
Huh? Did you laugh at me?
**[20:07] ---**
I'm still laughing. What of it?
**[20:09] ---**
You messing with me?
**[20:11] ---**
No, I'm just making fun of you.
**[20:14] ---**
Senpai!
**[20:23] ---**
Huh? Ya wanna go?
**[20:36] ---**
You're not being fair!
**[20:38] ---**
No, that'd be you.
**[20:42] ---**
So uncool.
**[20:43] ---**
Who isn't cool!?
**[20:44] ---**
You should go wash your face.
**[20:47] ---**
Huh?
**[20:48] ---**
I stepped on some poop yesterday.
**[20:56] ---**
D-Don't mess with me!
**[20:58] ---**
You're the one messing with others.
**[21:01] ---**
If you don't want to attract attention,
don't do stupid stuff.
**[21:05] ---**
Your way of life is so uncool.
**[21:07] ---**
Senpai, that's enough!
**[21:09] ---**
No, I have to say one thing.
**[21:12] ---**
Getting screwed all the time?
Gimme a break!
**[21:15] ---**
I'm a virgin!
**[21:26] ---**
Wai— Sen—
**[21:28] ---**
Senpai, that's going too far!
**[21:29] ---**
Like I care!
**[21:30] ---**
That was going way too far!
**[21:37] ---**
I think I understand a bit
of what you said before, Senpai.
**[21:41] ---**
If the whole world was your enemy,
if one person needs you kinda thing.
**[21:46] ---**
"Kinda thing?"
At least remember things properly.
**[21:50] ---**
It really felt like I was your girlfriend.
Like I was being cherished.
**[21:56] ---**
I promised you that I would for the first term.
**[21:58] ---**
You normally wouldn't go so far
for the sake of a fake girlfriend.
**[22:01] ---**
I'm a perfectionist.
**[22:03] ---**
What's that? Mega lame!
**[22:06] ---**
What's that mean?
**[22:07] ---**
You can't even tell dat?
I meant boring.
**[22:15] ---**
Oh, it's from Rena.
**[22:18] ---**
She wrote, "I'm so disappointed
in Maesawa-senpai."
**[22:20] ---**
If some poop on his face makes her lose interest,
her admiration was just that superficial.
**[22:26] ---**
Oh, there's something I'd like to say.
**[22:29] ---**
- Bathroom break?
- No!
**[22:32] ---**
I-I've, um...
**[22:36] ---**
...never done anything like that.
**[22:37] ---**
Like what?
**[22:40] ---**
I'm still a virgin!
**[22:45] ---**
You're so horrible for laughing at me!
**[22:48] ---**
You thought I'd really believe a rumor like that?
**[22:51] ---**
I didn't, but I'd feel bad if you did, so...
**[22:54] ---**
But didn't you say you used
to have a boyfriend at some point?
**[22:58] ---**
I mean, everyone said they had boyfriends
back in middle school.
**[23:02] ---**
And they were like, "Of course you had one too,
right Tomoe?" kinda thing...
**[23:04] ---**
I see.
**[23:05] ---**
Besides, if I said I never dated anyone,
I thought you'd make a fool out of me.
**[23:10] ---**
What exactly are you fighting, Koga?
**[23:12] ---**
I don't know.
**[23:15] ---**
You know, Senpai...
**[23:19] ---**
How should I pay you back for all this?
**[23:23] ---**
Well, when all the lies are over,
you can be my friend.
**[23:28] ---**
It's fine if you don't want to.
**[23:31] ---**
No.
**[23:33] ---**
You're hopeless, so I'll be your best friend!
**[24:56] ---**
As expected of you, Sakuta.
You're such a rascal.
**[24:57] ---**
Next Time
#6 This World You Chose
# E6 - This World You Chose
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X1797Y/this-world-you-chose)
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**[00:23] ---**
Poop.
**[00:24] ---**
Shouting he's a virgin.
**[00:39] ---**
FINAL EXAMS
**[00:41] ---**
*This is no longer the air of,
"more than a senpai, but not quite dating."*
**[00:47] ---**
*Would people really believe this
naturally fizzing out over summer break?*
**[02:21] ---**
JULY 10th
**[02:25] ---**
Hey! Don't look away.
We're studying for exams.
**[02:29] ---**
I'm fine as long as I can avoid flunking.
**[02:32] ---**
Are you properly thinking
of what career to pursue?
**[02:35] ---**
I wish to marry Mai-san someday.
**[02:40] ---**
I'm thinking about going to college.
**[02:43] ---**
What about you?
**[02:44] ---**
Planning on university.
**[02:46] ---**
So you're not focusing on work?
**[02:48] ---**
I can still attend school while working.
**[02:50] ---**
I'm considering a public university
in Yokohama.
**[02:53] ---**
Well, you do have good grades.
**[02:55] ---**
And you want to go
to the same university as me, right?
**[02:57] ---**
If possible.
**[02:59] ---**
Then you want to study well, right?
**[03:01] ---**
Well, I guess...
**[03:03] ---**
What? You sound half-hearted.
**[03:05] ---**
There's the issue of basic academics,
so I can't really motivate myself.
**[03:10] ---**
Then what if I told you
I'll be tutoring in a bunny girl outfit?
**[03:13] ---**
I'd get motivated in various ways!
**[03:23] ---**
What?
**[03:24] ---**
I didn't think you'd really wear that outfit.
**[03:27] ---**
Look at the textbook and not me.
**[03:30] ---**
What's wrong with you, Mai-san?
**[03:31] ---**
Me?
**[03:32] ---**
You're not getting upset with me.
What happened?
**[03:35] ---**
Nothing in particular. I just thought
giving you a carrot every so often was better.
**[03:39] ---**
Why?
**[03:40] ---**
I didn't think you'd go so far
as to get in a fight for that girl's sake.
**[03:44] ---**
By chance, were you watching
that thing on Monday?
**[03:47] ---**
From the middle.
**[03:48] ---**
Oh, right. You should wash your shoes.
**[03:51] ---**
The bit about stepping on poop?
That was a lie.
**[03:53] ---**
Oh really? How boring.
**[03:55] ---**
So basically, you wanted me
to give you some attention?
**[03:57] ---**
I'll punch you.
**[03:58] ---**
Not the face, please!
**[04:01] ---**
Hurry up and humor me.
**[04:04] ---**
Mai-san.
**[04:05] ---**
What?
**[04:06] ---**
I love you.
**[04:07] ---**
OUCH!
**[04:08] ---**
Don't openly cheat.
**[04:10] ---**
For now, you're that first-year's
boyfriend, aren't you?
**[04:18] ---**
Do well on exams?
**[04:20] ---**
Not really. What about you, Senpai?
**[04:22] ---**
Totally—
**[04:23] ---**
You did well?
**[04:23] ---**
Failed.
**[04:25] ---**
Well then, you're in my camp.
**[04:31] ---**
I promised to go to the beach
with Rena and the others.
**[04:33] ---**
But I only have the school swimsuit.
**[04:36] ---**
Why not wear your middle school one?
**[04:38] ---**
Why should I go back to that?
**[04:40] ---**
Oh, how about this one?
**[04:42] ---**
I'm not interested
in rejoicing over tons of padding.
**[04:46] ---**
This isn't to appease you, Senpai.
**[04:48] ---**
With swimsuits like that,
**[04:50] ---**
you should consider them
once you're that big.
**[04:52] ---**
I'll never be able to in this lifetime!
**[04:55] ---**
You know, if you keep being rude like that,
Sakurajima-senpai will hate you.
**[04:59] ---**
She's sure to punch me if I say that.
**[05:02] ---**
You sound happy, somehow.
**[05:04] ---**
Do you go to the beach
with Sakurajima-senpai?
**[05:07] ---**
Who knows...
**[05:09] ---**
Mai-san is in show-biz,
so we might not be able to do stuff like that.
**[05:12] ---**
I'll help you out, Senpai,
so things go well with Sakurajima-senpai.
**[05:17] ---**
And whose fault is it
that my relationship is distanced now?
**[05:21] ---**
Th-That's why I'll cheer you on.
**[05:23] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
I appreciate the sentiment.
**[05:27] ---**
Hey, Koga...
**[05:29] ---**
What?
**[05:30] ---**
Shouldn't we be thinking about
how we're going to break up?
**[05:32] ---**
Yeah, I know.
**[05:34] ---**
I've already thought about how
I'm going to dump you, so don't worry.
**[05:37] ---**
Wait, I'm the one being dumped?
**[05:39] ---**
I thought of a scenario where you never
got over Sakurajima-senpai in the end,
**[05:43] ---**
and I dump you after realizing that.
**[05:46] ---**
That's strangely realistic.
**[05:47] ---**
And I end it by slapping you and saying,
"I don't know you anymore, Senpai!"
**[05:51] ---**
You're not really going through
with that, right?
**[05:53] ---**
It's important to be realistic.
**[05:54] ---**
So you are...
**[05:56] ---**
Keep your schedule open
after the term-end ceremony.
**[05:58] ---**
I'm planning to have the argument
on the way back from our beach date.
**[06:01] ---**
JULY 18th
**[06:04] ---**
Big Brother, it's morning.
**[06:09] ---**
Morning, Kaede.
**[06:11] ---**
Good morning.
**[06:14] ---**
Today is Friday, July 18th.
**[06:15] ---**
Summer break is starting tomorrow.
**[06:17] ---**
What do you think is symbolic of summer?
**[06:20] ---**
A watermelon.
**[06:21] ---**
Then I'll go get one next time.
**[06:23] ---**
I want a round one.
**[06:27] ---**
Sakuta, what're your plans
for the summer?
**[06:29] ---**
Work.
**[06:30] ---**
You do have Koga, too.
**[06:32] ---**
What about you?
**[06:33] ---**
Work, team stuff, dates.
**[06:36] ---**
You master of adolescence!
**[06:37] ---**
I could say the same of you!
**[06:39] ---**
*So starting tomorrow,
you will have a long summer break.*
**[06:45] ---**
*In the meantime,
I have a couple favors to ask of you.*
**[06:48] ---**
*At last, our final date.*
**[06:51] ---**
*Our lie to the entire student body
will end today.*
**[06:58] ---**
Oh, you got here first, Senpai.
**[07:05] ---**
I changed into my swimsuit
in the school locker room.
**[07:09] ---**
You have a lewd look in your eyes.
**[07:11] ---**
I know.
**[07:12] ---**
That means don't stare!
**[07:34] ---**
All right, let's swim!
**[07:36] ---**
Eh? No feedback to give?
**[07:38] ---**
You didn't want me to stare, right?
**[07:40] ---**
Well, I do think you're cute.
**[07:42] ---**
D-Don't say that I'm cute!
**[07:44] ---**
Then what do you want me to say?
**[07:46] ---**
C-Cute, I guess...
**[07:49] ---**
Are you emotionally unstable?
**[07:51] ---**
This is just how girls' minds work!
**[07:53] ---**
I don't flippin' get it.
**[07:55] ---**
You're so irritating, Senpai!
**[07:57] ---**
Since I'm irritating,
I'll just go eat some grilled corn.
**[08:01] ---**
I'll go, too!
**[08:18] ---**
It's a race to see which castle
can stand up to the waves better.
**[08:21] ---**
Loser buys winner shaved ice.
**[08:27] ---**
Your butt saved you.
**[08:28] ---**
Sh-Shut up!
**[08:40] ---**
You know, Senpai...
**[08:42] ---**
Hungry again?
**[08:44] ---**
Thanks for everything up to today.
**[08:47] ---**
Here.
**[08:49] ---**
Let's shake hands.
**[08:50] ---**
Why?
**[08:52] ---**
To say goodbye.
**[08:59] ---**
In the end, you were still in love
with Sakurajima-senpai.
**[09:03] ---**
So I got fed up and dumped you.
**[09:06] ---**
You don't have to slap me?
**[09:08] ---**
I'll just say that I did.
**[09:11] ---**
If I slapped you now,
I'd be a really ungrateful person.
**[09:15] ---**
I see...
**[09:16] ---**
Well then, good job.
**[09:19] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:21] ---**
Have a good summer break.
**[09:22] ---**
I hope you get to go out
with Sakurajima-senpai.
**[09:27] ---**
Well, I'll take my time with that.
**[09:36] ---**
Big Brother, it's morning.
**[09:40] ---**
You know, Kaede...
**[09:41] ---**
Yes?
**[09:43] ---**
There's something called summer break
in this world.
**[09:46] ---**
But summer break doesn't start
until tomorrow, right?
**[09:49] ---**
No, it's today.
**[09:51] ---**
No, it's tomorrow.
**[09:58] ---**
Big Brother?
**[10:01] ---**
Kaede, do you want to eat some watermelon?
**[10:03] ---**
Eh? I do want some.
**[10:05] ---**
Then I'll go buy a round one next time.
**[10:05] ---**
JULY 18th (2nd TIME)
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, it's this app?
**[10:11] ---**
- Yeah, this one.
- Let me see.
**[10:12] ---**
Tomoe...
**[10:15] ---**
You trouble me when you suddenly come
to the classroom.
**[10:18] ---**
I feel kinda bad,
but there's nothing I can do.
**[10:20] ---**
Did something bad happen to you?
**[10:22] ---**
Why?
**[10:23] ---**
Why, you ask? Are we looping again?
**[10:26] ---**
Huh?
**[10:27] ---**
This is the second "today," right?
**[10:28] ---**
No...
**[10:29] ---**
Hold on. This is the first time for you?
**[10:32] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:35] ---**
All right. Forget what I said for now.
**[10:38] ---**
And after school?
**[10:39] ---**
We'll go as planned. See you later.
**[10:43] ---**
What do you think?
**[10:44] ---**
Azusagawa, is your head all right?
**[10:47] ---**
What do you mean by that?
**[10:49] ---**
Because you just asked a question
that even a grade schooler would know.
**[10:54] ---**
If it's what you think,
and that first-year...
**[10:57] ---**
Tomoe Koga?
**[10:58] ---**
If that girl is the Laplace's Demon,
then the answer is quite simple.
**[11:02] ---**
Is it simple?
**[11:03] ---**
There's likely a crucial difference
between July 18th and July 19th?
**[11:09] ---**
Like the relationship with you
changes or something.
**[11:14] ---**
Actually, you have an idea why, don't you?
**[11:17] ---**
Why what?
**[11:18] ---**
Why she started rolling the dice again.
**[11:23] ---**
But in this case, Koga isn't aware
that this is the second time.
**[11:28] ---**
If so, then perhaps you're
the demon, Azusagawa.
**[11:31] ---**
I am not.
**[11:32] ---**
Then there's only one possibility...
**[11:35] ---**
One, huh...
**[11:37] ---**
Yup.
**[11:38] ---**
She must be lying.
**[11:44] ---**
Oh, you got here first, Senpai.
**[11:51] ---**
I changed into my swimsuit
in the school locker room.
**[11:55] ---**
You have a lewd look in your eyes.
**[12:16] ---**
Thanks for everything up to today.
**[12:20] ---**
JULY 18th (3rd TIME)
**[12:26] ---**
All right, let's swim!
**[12:28] ---**
Eh? No feedback to give?
**[12:39] ---**
Thanks for everything up to today.
**[12:44] ---**
Big Brother, it's morning.
**[12:50] ---**
JULY 18th (4th TIME)
**[12:56] ---**
You know, Kunimi...
**[12:58] ---**
You have a girlfriend, right?
**[12:59] ---**
Thankfully, yes.
**[13:02] ---**
What if there was another girl
who was in love with you?
**[13:07] ---**
What would you do if you realized
that girl had feelings for you?
**[13:10] ---**
Who are we talking about?
**[13:12] ---**
It's just a hypothetical.
**[13:14] ---**
Hypothetical, huh?
**[13:17] ---**
Does the girl realize that I already know?
**[13:19] ---**
For now, she hasn't caught on.
**[13:21] ---**
For now, huh?
**[13:24] ---**
I have reservations about forcing out
feelings that she's keeping in her heart.
**[13:30] ---**
I feel that's being too self-conscious.
Like, who do I think I am?
**[13:35] ---**
But keeping status quo is good, either.
**[13:38] ---**
What's the right thing to do here?
**[13:40] ---**
I'm the one asking you.
**[13:42] ---**
*So starting tomorrow,
you will have a long summer break.*
**[13:47] ---**
*In the meantime,
I have a couple favors to ask of you.*
**[13:51] ---**
*One is to please be mindful of your health.*
**[13:52] ---**
*Koga is lying.*
**[13:58] ---**
Senpai? The beach is this way.
**[14:01] ---**
This is the fourth "today" for me.
**[14:03] ---**
So you're bored of the beach?
**[14:05] ---**
Thank goodness you can take hints.
**[14:08] ---**
We're going to Enoshima?
**[14:10] ---**
We weren't able to go there
on our first date, remember?
**[14:38] ---**
Man, my legs are so sore!
**[14:40] ---**
You're still a first-year.
**[14:42] ---**
What's with that logic?
**[14:48] ---**
Hey, these votive tablets
are for good relationships.
**[14:50] ---**
Should we fill one out?
**[14:51] ---**
Eh? You're going to lie to the gods?
**[14:54] ---**
S-Senpai, that's pretty sinful.
**[14:57] ---**
When we decided to deceive everyone,
you were prepared to go to hell.
**[15:02] ---**
Come on.
**[15:09] ---**
I'm fine with it, but...
**[15:11] ---**
girlfriend: Tomoe Koga
**[15:15] ---**
Hold on, Senpai!
**[15:16] ---**
If you mix a lie in with everyone's
real wishes, you'll damn yourself!
**[15:20] ---**
I'll take it home!
**[15:22] ---**
I'm the only one lying, so it's all right.
**[15:29] ---**
Senpai...
**[15:31] ---**
What you did...
**[15:33] ---**
...no, nothing.
**[15:36] ---**
Hey, why don't we go to the beach now?
**[15:39] ---**
I'm wearing a swimsuit, after all.
**[15:43] ---**
Senpai?
**[15:44] ---**
Koga, enough with the lies.
**[15:46] ---**
Eh? Oh, right.
Today's the last day.
**[15:49] ---**
That's not it...
**[15:51] ---**
You look kinda scary right now?
**[15:54] ---**
What? Something wrong?
**[15:56] ---**
You really thought I wouldn't notice?
**[15:58] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[16:01] ---**
Even if it was just a lie,
I was your boyfriend for about three weeks.
**[16:05] ---**
I'm the type that can take hints,
but chooses not to.
**[16:11] ---**
If you don't want to say it, I will.
**[16:14] ---**
No matter how many times you roll your dice,
people's feelings don't change.
**[16:18] ---**
Lies will never become reality,
and the truth will never become lies.
**[16:25] ---**
Even after a hundred times?
**[16:26] ---**
Yeah...
**[16:28] ---**
A thousand times?
**[16:29] ---**
That's right.
**[16:30] ---**
Ten thousand times?
**[16:31] ---**
Do it a hundred million times,
it still won't change.
**[16:34] ---**
The person I love is Mai-san.
**[16:36] ---**
Even if we do the same thing over and over,
your feelings will remain in stasis.
**[16:48] ---**
You're a liar, Senpai.
**[16:50] ---**
Feelings do change.
**[16:53] ---**
They build up the more you repeat them.
**[16:55] ---**
They've built up for me.
**[16:59] ---**
I decided to forget it all,
but I couldn't...
**[17:03] ---**
I thought I'd forget it this time for sure,
but I couldn't.
**[17:06] ---**
I wanted to say goodbye to these feelings.
**[17:11] ---**
I was going to have
my last fun date with you today.
**[17:15] ---**
I have to end this fake relationship
with a smile.
**[17:19] ---**
And you're going to hit it off
with Sakurajima-senpai.
**[17:23] ---**
So in the second term, I'll be cheeky
and poke fun at you, like "good for you!"
**[17:29] ---**
And I'm going to become your friend.
**[17:32] ---**
Good friends who talk about anything.
An older friend who can spoil me a little bit.
**[17:37] ---**
Everything up to today will be something
to talk about, like "pretending to date was fun."
**[17:43] ---**
And we'll be good friends forever!
**[17:47] ---**
We're going to...
**[17:49] ---**
That's all I wish for.
**[17:52] ---**
It's not like I wanted anything special.
**[17:55] ---**
I wasn't being selfish.
**[17:57] ---**
And I'm not troubling anyone else!
**[18:00] ---**
But why...
**[18:02] ---**
Why...
**[18:04] ---**
Why won't tomorrow come for me!?
**[18:07] ---**
Why is it my feelings grow from the last day
each time I wake up in the morning!?
**[18:11] ---**
It's too cruel...
**[18:13] ---**
I decided none of it really happened...
**[18:15] ---**
You don't have to do that.
**[18:16] ---**
I have to do it!
**[18:18] ---**
After all, you're in love
with Sakurajima-senpai!
**[18:21] ---**
I'd just inconvenience you, right?
**[18:23] ---**
You don't have feelings like this
towards a friend.
**[18:26] ---**
This emotion doesn't exist among friends!
**[18:28] ---**
Did I ever say I was inconvenienced?
**[18:32] ---**
You're horrible...
**[18:34] ---**
I hate you, Senpai. I hate you!
**[18:36] ---**
It's all your fault!
You were too nice to me!
**[18:40] ---**
That's right.
So you don't need to be considerate of me.
**[18:44] ---**
I hate myself like this! This isn't me at all!
**[18:47] ---**
No, it's you. It's a part of you.
**[18:50] ---**
No! This isn't me!
I want summer break to come!
**[18:55] ---**
I want to hurry and be friends with you,
to have fun and laugh!
**[18:58] ---**
That's all I want!
**[19:00] ---**
Stop lying to yourself already.
**[19:04] ---**
You're a high-school girl
who fights for justice, right?
**[19:07] ---**
There's nothing you can't do.
**[19:09] ---**
Unfair...
**[19:10] ---**
It's unfair to put it that way!
**[19:13] ---**
So you don't have to hold back anymore.
**[19:19] ---**
Senpai, you idiot! Idiot!
**[19:21] ---**
I hate you! I hate you...
**[19:23] ---**
But... But...
**[19:27] ---**
Love...
**[19:29] ---**
I'm in love with you...
**[19:33] ---**
I LOVE YOU!
**[19:41] ---**
Koga, you tried really hard there.
**[19:45] ---**
You gave it your best.
**[20:02] ---**
*The Japanese team has done it!*
**[20:05] ---**
*Good morning, it's Friday, June 27th.*
**[20:09] ---**
*Let's talk about that soccer!*
**[20:10] ---**
She really is amazing.
**[20:11] ---**
*Now, Miyama-san,
were you watching last night?*
**[20:13] ---**
So everything from the very beginning
was just one huge simulation of the future...
**[20:14] ---**
*Of course! I was watching together
at home with my family.*
**[20:18] ---**
*I couldn't help but shout
the moment that goal landed!*
**[20:21] ---**
Um, Mai-san...
**[20:22] ---**
What?
**[20:23] ---**
I love you. I want you to go out with me.
**[20:27] ---**
When I hear the same thing for an entire month,
I stop feeling anything. My heart doesn't race.
**[20:32] ---**
I see. I've been denied. I guess I'll have to
look for a new romance, then.
**[20:37] ---**
Huh? Wait...
**[20:38] ---**
Thank you for everything up until now.
**[20:41] ---**
I-I didn't exactly say no!
**[20:43] ---**
Why are you trying to give up?
**[20:45] ---**
Then, will you?
**[20:48] ---**
This is so cheeky of you, Sakuta.
**[20:51] ---**
Will you?
**[20:53] ---**
Sure.
**[20:54] ---**
I will.
**[20:57] ---**
So, Mai-san, how do you feel about me?
**[21:00] ---**
How I feel? That's...
**[21:03] ---**
That's?
**[21:04] ---**
That doesn't matter, right?
**[21:05] ---**
It does because it's not all right.
**[21:08] ---**
You really want me to tell you?
**[21:10] ---**
Yes.
**[21:12] ---**
Oh!
**[21:20] ---**
You understand now, yes?
**[21:23] ---**
I wish it was mouth-to-mouth.
**[21:27] ---**
Don't get carried away.
**[21:28] ---**
Ow.
**[21:32] ---**
Sorry, but I can't go out
with you, Maesawa-senpai.
**[21:37] ---**
You don't have a boyfriend now, right?
**[21:39] ---**
I don't.
**[21:40] ---**
Then, do you like someone?
**[21:41] ---**
Yes. He's so primitive that he doesn't have
a smartphone in this day and age.
**[21:48] ---**
Who are you calling primitive?
**[21:51] ---**
I didn't say I was talking about you, Senpai.
**[21:53] ---**
Also, I'm holding you responsible, okay?
**[21:56] ---**
Responsible?
**[21:57] ---**
Rena-chan will hate me because of this,
and I won't have a place in my class.
**[22:01] ---**
And why am I being
held responsible for that?
**[22:03] ---**
I mean, it's your fault.
**[22:05] ---**
Let me hear the reason.
**[22:07] ---**
You made me into an adult.
**[22:09] ---**
That sounds pretty lewd.
**[22:11] ---**
You know damn well what's going on,
but you always say stuff like that.
**[22:14] ---**
Hiding your shame?
**[22:16] ---**
Well, no matter what happens,
I'll stay your friend.
**[22:19] ---**
So you'll never be alone.
**[22:21] ---**
I'm the one letting you be a close friend.
**[22:27] ---**
From then to summer break,
it was a series of surprises.
**[22:32] ---**
The days I experienced with Koga
became reality.
**[22:36] ---**
Koga began working with me
as the new employee.
**[22:39] ---**
Mai-san gave Kaede clothes she used at work,
then went off to Kagoshima for more work.
**[22:45] ---**
Upon her return, she tutored me
in her bunny girl outfit.
**[22:49] ---**
What I saw on the final exams
was exactly the same, too.
**[22:53] ---**
I see...
**[22:54] ---**
The girl that desperately tried to take hints
to blend into the people around her,
**[22:58] ---**
became able to read the future
before she knew it.
**[23:04] ---**
But, of the 7 billion people in this world,
**[23:07] ---**
why was I the only one
who got sucked into that phenomenon?
**[23:10] ---**
Quantum entanglement, perhaps?
**[23:12] ---**
Quantum entanglement? What's that?
**[23:15] ---**
A strange phenomenon where two particles
in separate places don't need any intermediation,
**[23:19] ---**
to instantly share information and move.
**[23:23] ---**
So you're saying that Koga and I synchronized
because we were entangled?
**[23:28] ---**
Right.
**[23:29] ---**
But how'd we become entangled?
**[23:31] ---**
Quantum entanglement occurs
after two particles collide.
**[23:35] ---**
Did you and the first-year
deliver some sort of impact to each other?
**[23:40] ---**
Oh...
**[23:41] ---**
We kicked each other's butts.
**[23:47] ---**
Azusagawa...
**[23:50] ---**
I wish to perform a reenactment experiment.
Show me your butt.
**[23:52] ---**
I refuse.
**[23:53] ---**
Shut up and show it, you rascal.
**[23:59] ---**
I look forward to seeing you in an apron.
**[24:02] ---**
I don't wear aprons when I cook.
**[24:05] ---**
Huh!?
**[24:07] ---**
All right, I get it.
**[24:08] ---**
Maybe you could wear nothing
under the apron, too.
**[24:11] ---**
Maybe I'll lace the food with laxatives.
**[24:12] ---**
That was a joke.
**[24:13] ---**
You were serious about it.
**[24:19] ---**
What's wrong?
**[24:22] ---**
The little one...
**[24:28] ---**
Mai-san, can you take the umbrella?
**[24:29] ---**
Sure.
**[24:32] ---**
I'll take it back to my place for now.
**[24:34] ---**
Oh, but I want to adopt that little one.
**[24:38] ---**
Then contact me later.
I'll give you our phone number.
**[24:42] ---**
I'm Sakuta Azusagawa.
**[24:44] ---**
Azusagawa is spelled like
the Azusagawa Rest Area,
**[24:47] ---**
and Sakuta is spelled "blooming Taro."
**[24:49] ---**
My name is Shoko Makinohara.
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
What a rascal.
**[24:57] ---**
Next Time
#7 Adolescence Paradox
# E7 - Adolescence Paradox
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRJ0V9Z8Y/adolescence-paradox)
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**[00:06] ---**
Did you know?
**[00:08] ---**
The distance to the horizon seen at eye level
is roughly four kilometers.
**[00:16] ---**
Do people around here suddenly start talking
to people they've never met?
**[00:21] ---**
Oh, do you think I'm strange, by chance?
**[00:25] ---**
No, you're just annoying.
**[00:28] ---**
That's taboo for a high school girl.
**[00:30] ---**
"Annoying," "uncool" and "can't take hints"
are the three big taboos.
**[00:35] ---**
You seem to be sulking quite a bit.
Did something bad happen?
**[00:43] ---**
My name is Shoko Makinohara.
**[00:46] ---**
Makinohara spelled like Makinohara Rest Area,
**[00:49] ---**
and Shoko spelled as "child soaring the skies."
**[00:52] ---**
What's your name, young man?
**[01:01] ---**
Good morning, Big Brother.
**[01:04] ---**
Kaede, I've told you countless times,
stop crawling into my bed.
**[01:09] ---**
Is it because you'd become aware
of the urge for forbidden love?
**[01:12] ---**
That's not it.
**[01:13] ---**
Simply put, you should stop
because it's hot.
**[01:16] ---**
AUGUST 2nd
**[01:21] ---**
*The girl that appeared that day
with the abandoned cat...*
**[01:25] ---**
*...had the same name as my first crush,
the high school girl I met two years ago.*
**[01:30] ---**
My name is Shoko Makinohara.
**[01:32] ---**
*She had the same name...*
**[01:37] ---**
*Yet she didn't know anything about me.*
**[01:39] ---**
*Two more weeks of summer break
passed with nothing happening.*
**[01:43] ---**
There, there.
Were you a good cat, Hayate?
**[01:46] ---**
*Oh, the cat's name is now Hayate.
From the Tohoku trains, like Nasuno.*
**[01:51] ---**
Sorry. Though I said I'd like to adopt him,
I haven't gotten around to asking my parents.
**[01:57] ---**
We'll take care of him for a while,
so it's all right.
**[02:00] ---**
And Nasuno likes to have him around.
**[02:02] ---**
You should learn how to take care of cats
at our place, too.
**[02:05] ---**
Okay.
**[02:06] ---**
Big Brother, do you prefer
your little sisters to be young?
**[02:10] ---**
Do you prefer them to be tidy and proper?
**[02:13] ---**
What kind of question is that?
**[02:15] ---**
Right now, Kaede is in the biggest crisis
in the history of Kaede!
**[02:18] ---**
There is a need to master the ways
of little sisterhood as soon as possible!
**[02:21] ---**
I'm fine having Kaede
as my one little sister.
**[02:24] ---**
Th-Then...
**[02:26] ---**
What is Shoko-san to you, Big Brother?
**[02:31] ---**
I wonder...
**[02:33] ---**
Makinohara, you don't have a big sister, right?
**[02:36] ---**
Right, I'm an only child.
**[02:38] ---**
Any relatives that look like you?
**[02:40] ---**
I don't think there are.
**[02:43] ---**
Maybe I'll consult Futaba, after all.
**[02:56] ---**
AZUSAGAWA
**[02:59] ---**
What is it, Azusagawa?
**[04:34] ---**
Futaba?
**[04:35] ---**
It's hot if I keep my hair down.
**[04:38] ---**
I'm not wearing glasses
because I have contacts on.
**[04:40] ---**
Why the school uniform?
**[04:42] ---**
I'm going to school after this.
**[04:43] ---**
Kunimi's at work, so he's not there.
**[04:45] ---**
The Science Club is just me, so they'll
shut it down if I don't document activities.
**[04:50] ---**
So what did you want?
**[04:53] ---**
Oh yeah, actually...
**[04:56] ---**
I met Shoko Makinohara.
**[04:57] ---**
That first crush of yours?
She really does exist...
**[05:01] ---**
And, surprisingly enough,
she's now a seventh grader.
**[05:04] ---**
Are you sane?
**[05:06] ---**
Unfortunately.
**[05:07] ---**
Isn't it simply someone else
with the same name and similar looks?
**[05:11] ---**
It's said there are three people
with the same face in the world.
**[05:15] ---**
That's just a popular urban legend.
**[05:17] ---**
That's right, a common urban legend...
**[05:21] ---**
But you know, this isn't causing you
actual harm for now, right?
**[05:24] ---**
Well, not really.
**[05:26] ---**
Then maybe it's fine.
**[05:29] ---**
I guess there's a fireworks festival
somewhere today.
**[05:32] ---**
There's one in Chigasaki.
**[05:35] ---**
Come to think it, you, me and Kunimi
went to a fireworks festival last year.
**[05:40] ---**
You were in normal clothes back then.
You should have worn a yukata.
**[05:44] ---**
Why must I do something
so cumbersome for your sake?
**[05:49] ---**
I meant to show Kunimi.
**[05:51] ---**
Either way, I don't look good in one.
**[05:53] ---**
Do yukatas not look good
when you got big boobs?
**[05:56] ---**
I didn't mean it that way.
**[05:58] ---**
You'd look pretty good if you wore a yukata
and had your hair the way it is now.
**[06:02] ---**
That's enough.
You have to go to work, right? See you.
**[06:06] ---**
Thanks for the advice.
**[06:11] ---**
Have you gotten more tanned?
**[06:14] ---**
Probably because I went to the beach
two days ago.
**[06:16] ---**
With Kamisato?
**[06:17] ---**
Yeah, so?
**[06:18] ---**
Ugh, how annoying.
**[06:19] ---**
Says the guy with
an incredibly beautiful girlfriend.
**[06:23] ---**
But Mai-san is incredibly busy,
and I haven't seen her face all week.
**[06:28] ---**
I saw her on TV yesterday.
**[06:30] ---**
Don't worry, I've seen her every day
if it's on TV.
**[06:35] ---**
Hello...
**[06:37] ---**
Ugh, Senpai!
**[06:39] ---**
Did you come to brag about
your cute yukata?
**[06:41] ---**
I'm here because I didn't fill out
my shifts for next week.
**[06:45] ---**
You look good in a yukata.
**[06:47] ---**
You said that while staring at my breasts.
**[06:49] ---**
That was said in consideration to
the balance between your waist and hips.
**[06:52] ---**
So irritating! Yeah yeah, I don't have breasts
big enough to rest on top of the obi.
**[06:57] ---**
I'm totally cylindrical!
**[07:01] ---**
Welco—
**[07:05] ---**
Weren't you coming back
from your film shoot tomorrow?
**[07:08] ---**
Since the show had a lot of veteran actors,
and I don't have outtakes, we finished early.
**[07:13] ---**
I see. So you came back because
you couldn't wait another day to see me.
**[07:18] ---**
I'm so happy.
**[07:19] ---**
What was that?
**[07:21] ---**
If you're ready, I'll take your order now.
**[07:24] ---**
I'll take your order now.
**[07:26] ---**
Why are you pouting?
**[07:28] ---**
I'm not pouting.
**[07:29] ---**
You're pouting.
**[07:30] ---**
And whose fault do you think it is?
**[07:32] ---**
Well, that's...
**[07:34] ---**
That's?
**[07:35] ---**
Sorry.
**[07:37] ---**
I realize I'm a horrible girlfriend too engrossed
with work that she's ignoring her new boyfriend.
**[07:44] ---**
I wouldn't go that far, but...
**[07:46] ---**
But?
**[07:47] ---**
I look forward to what you'll do in return.
**[07:49] ---**
All right. I'll do things for you within reason.
**[07:52] ---**
Even lewd things?
**[07:53] ---**
If it's only a little bit.
**[07:55] ---**
Then, I forgive you.
**[07:56] ---**
Don't get carried away.
**[07:58] ---**
I'm so happy you came back early!
**[08:01] ---**
Silly, you should have said that to start.
**[08:03] ---**
What time are you off?
I'll wait for you.
**[08:07] ---**
Is she dropping by every day?
**[08:10] ---**
That Shoko Makinohara
who looks exactly like your first crush.
**[08:14] ---**
She is. Does that bother you?
**[08:17] ---**
No way I'd be jealous of a seventh-grader.
**[08:21] ---**
Anything strange happen?
**[08:22] ---**
Not at all.
**[08:24] ---**
Have you found something out?
**[08:25] ---**
I asked Futaba about it, too.
Nothing, so far.
**[08:29] ---**
Instead of talking about this,
I want to make out with you a lot more.
**[08:33] ---**
I haven't seen you for a while, after all.
**[08:35] ---**
I'll do that as much as you want later.
**[08:38] ---**
Eh? I prefer we do it now.
**[08:42] ---**
Isn't that Futaba?
**[08:49] ---**
What's she doing in a place like this?
**[08:57] ---**
I've never been inside a net café before.
**[09:02] ---**
We can't tell where she is like this.
**[09:05] ---**
Mai-san, lend me your smartphone.
**[09:13] ---**
*Hello?*
**[09:14] ---**
Futaba, it's me.
**[09:15] ---**
*Why are you calling from a mobile number?*
**[09:19] ---**
I borrowed Mai-san's phone.
**[09:20] ---**
*Take your romantic talk elsewhere.
So what, another troublesome affair?*
**[09:24] ---**
So I'm equivalent to
troublesome affairs in your mind?
**[09:27] ---**
Sakuta, over there.
**[09:29] ---**
*Azusagawa, what's wrong?*
**[09:32] ---**
Sorry, looks like the battery's dying,
I'll call again later!
**[09:36] ---**
Hold on a sec!
**[09:41] ---**
Were you just calling me?
**[09:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:44] ---**
Then I can't dodge this bullet.
**[09:49] ---**
There are two of me.
**[09:51] ---**
What do you mean?
**[09:53] ---**
Just as I said...
**[09:55] ---**
There's been two Rio Futabas in the world
since three days ago.
**[09:59] ---**
So it's Adolescence Syndrome?
**[10:01] ---**
I hate to admit it, but...
**[10:03] ---**
Any clues?
**[10:05] ---**
I'd have taken care of it already, if I had any.
**[10:07] ---**
So was it the other one that I met
at the bookstore this afternoon?
**[10:11] ---**
Since I haven't seen you,
that would be the case.
**[10:14] ---**
That fake is inconvenient.
**[10:17] ---**
Since she's actually living in my house,
I couldn't go there even if I wanted to.
**[10:22] ---**
That's why you're at a net café?
You should have contacted me immediately.
**[10:28] ---**
Mai-san, is it okay if I have Futaba
stay over at my place from today on?
**[10:31] ---**
No way.
**[10:32] ---**
Huh? But Futaba's my friend!
**[10:35] ---**
Then let me ask you.
**[10:37] ---**
Would you be okay if I had
a guy friend stay at my place?
**[10:42] ---**
I'd rather not imagine it.
**[10:44] ---**
See?
**[10:46] ---**
So I'll stay at your place, too.
**[10:52] ---**
Big Brother has brought
yet another new woman...
**[10:55] ---**
You're ruining my reputation.
**[10:57] ---**
B-But Kaede is your little sister,
and thus prepared to accept you.
**[11:02] ---**
This is my friend, Rio Futaba.
**[11:05] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[11:06] ---**
I-I'm Kaede Azusagawa...
**[11:09] ---**
This is Nasuno, and this is Hayate.
**[11:14] ---**
They'll both be staying with us
for a while, starting tonight.
**[11:17] ---**
Let's see, Mai-san and Futaba
can sleep in my room, and I—
**[11:21] ---**
Then let's sleep together
in Kaede's room, Big Brother!
**[11:24] ---**
Denied. I'll sleep in the living room.
**[11:27] ---**
I'll head home to grab some clothes,
and take a bath while I'm there.
**[11:35] ---**
Then, Futaba can bathe before me.
**[11:39] ---**
I'll be clear, I don't intend on doing anything
to the Futaba broth bathwater.
**[11:44] ---**
Azusagawa.
**[11:46] ---**
You understand me?
**[11:47] ---**
You should die at saying "broth."
**[11:56] ---**
I'll leave a towel here.
**[11:58] ---**
Okay.
**[11:59] ---**
You have clothes to change into, right?
**[12:01] ---**
I do.
**[12:02] ---**
If you don't, I can lend you
a bunny girl outfit or panda pajamas.
**[12:05] ---**
I just said I do.
**[12:07] ---**
Anyways, are you okay?
**[12:09] ---**
If you would leave, then yes.
**[12:12] ---**
There we go...
**[12:14] ---**
Why are you relaxing right outside the bath?
**[12:17] ---**
I was talking about Adolescence Syndrome
when I asked "are you okay?"
**[12:22] ---**
I'm not really sure.
**[12:24] ---**
Is that all?
**[12:25] ---**
What do you want me to say?
**[12:27] ---**
Nothing, really.
Just to hear your opinion.
**[12:32] ---**
Slightly scary.
**[12:34] ---**
Only slightly?
**[12:35] ---**
I was really scared
when I was alone in the net café.
**[12:40] ---**
But still, is something like this even possible?
**[12:43] ---**
For someone to exist as two people, I mean.
**[12:46] ---**
There is a possibility if quantum teleportation
works on a macroscopic scale.
**[12:51] ---**
Teleportation?
That's only in movies, isn't it?
**[12:54] ---**
Not quite.
I'm talking about in the real world.
**[12:57] ---**
Seriously?
**[12:58] ---**
We previously talked about
quantum entanglement, right?
**[13:01] ---**
I'll apply it to this case
for a simple explanation.
**[13:04] ---**
Say there's a blueprint with information
on how to construct me.
**[13:08] ---**
You call that simple?
**[13:10] ---**
And let's say you use quantum entanglement
to move that information to a distant location.
**[13:15] ---**
Like, if we take Futaba who's in the bath at my
house, and send that information to the school?
**[13:20] ---**
Right.
**[13:21] ---**
The information that constructs me
**[13:24] ---**
will be established by someone's perception
in the guise of Rio Futaba.
**[13:28] ---**
With that logic, isn't it impossible
for both to exist simultaneously?
**[13:33] ---**
Precisely. In fact, I haven't seen
my other self yet.
**[13:38] ---**
So if you ask me if we both exist
simultaneously, I can't say for sure.
**[13:43] ---**
But when I met you at the net café,
I was talking to the other Futaba on the phone.
**[13:48] ---**
Were you really talking to me on the phone?
**[13:51] ---**
I couldn't see her or anything...
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, but this quantum teleportation?
**[13:55] ---**
If the information that
constructs you is the same,
**[13:58] ---**
wouldn't your consciousness and memories
be shared regardless of which is seen?
**[14:03] ---**
Say the one observing me,
Rio Futaba, was myself.
**[14:08] ---**
If, for whatever reason, there are two copies
of my consciousness that observes me...
**[14:13] ---**
we could end up in a situation
like the right now.
**[14:16] ---**
Meaning there are two personalities.
**[14:20] ---**
Let's say that's true.
How did it end up this way?
**[14:24] ---**
I told you, I have no idea.
**[14:40] ---**
Mai-san.
**[14:42] ---**
What are you doing?
**[14:44] ---**
Watching Sakuta's face.
**[14:46] ---**
Well, I know you are, but...
**[14:48] ---**
Watching my boyfriend's face.
**[14:51] ---**
Did your heart skip a beat?
**[14:53] ---**
Are you in high spirits?
**[14:55] ---**
I get to spend time since a while ago
and sleep over at my boyfriend's place.
**[14:58] ---**
Of course I am.
**[15:00] ---**
And Futaba?
**[15:01] ---**
She's sound asleep.
**[15:03] ---**
Maybe she hasn't slept peacefully
for the past few days?
**[15:06] ---**
I see...
**[15:08] ---**
Even though I'm right in front of you,
you're more worried about Futaba?
**[15:12] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[15:13] ---**
I had the whole day off tomorrow,
so I planned on letting you take me on a date.
**[15:17] ---**
Why are you talking like that idea is a bust?
**[15:20] ---**
Because you're going to investigate
about Futaba, aren't you?
**[15:24] ---**
The "fake" should be at school tomorrow,
working on Science Club things.
**[15:27] ---**
So yeah, I was thinking about
heading over to check on her.
**[15:30] ---**
See? I knew it.
**[15:32] ---**
That's where I have a favor to ask.
**[15:34] ---**
No way.
**[15:35] ---**
You just want me to watch over the real Futaba
while you're checking out the fake one, right?
**[15:41] ---**
Just as I expected, Mai-san.
You really know me well.
**[15:44] ---**
Don't be elated.
**[15:45] ---**
Ouch, that hurts.
**[15:46] ---**
Don't be ecstatic.
**[15:48] ---**
So I'd like you to. Please.
**[15:51] ---**
Then, in return for leaving you alone
due to being busy with work, we're even.
**[15:56] ---**
Eh? I'd like something in return
just to get one.
**[15:58] ---**
I'm here lying next to you.
**[16:00] ---**
Something more like
what birds do with beaks.
**[16:04] ---**
Oh? You didn't get it?
**[16:07] ---**
You don't have to use an apology
as a reason to do that.
**[16:09] ---**
If you choose the right time, place and mood,
you can make your move on me, you know?
**[16:19] ---**
Mai-san.
**[16:20] ---**
What?
**[16:34] ---**
That hurt.
**[16:35] ---**
It's because you got bashful
and looked down.
**[16:37] ---**
It's because you got too greedy.
**[16:40] ---**
Mai-san?
**[16:41] ---**
That's it for today.
**[16:43] ---**
Huh?
**[16:44] ---**
It's because you suck at it, Sakuta.
**[16:46] ---**
Man, that really hurts my feelings.
**[16:48] ---**
I might lose confidence
and become scared of women.
**[16:51] ---**
It'd never end up like that.
**[16:53] ---**
Why do you think that?
**[16:55] ---**
Because I'll let you practice as much
as you need to until you can do it well.
**[17:00] ---**
Mai-san...
**[17:02] ---**
What?
**[17:03] ---**
I love you so much.
**[17:04] ---**
I know.
**[17:07] ---**
Well, good night.
**[17:09] ---**
Yup, good night.
**[17:16] ---**
AUGUST 3rd
**[17:21] ---**
Big Brother, this is delicious!
It's so fluffy!
**[17:24] ---**
The eggs are tasty, too.
**[17:26] ---**
They're so creamy!
**[17:29] ---**
Let's have Mai-san cook every day
from now on.
**[17:31] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:33] ---**
Don't use Kaede as bait.
**[17:35] ---**
Ow!
**[17:35] ---**
What is the matter, Big Brother?
**[17:37] ---**
My love is being tested right now...
**[17:40] ---**
You don't like it, Futaba?
**[17:42] ---**
Oh, no...
**[17:44] ---**
It's just that this is my first breakfast
in a while eating with others.
**[17:52] ---**
Good morning, Sakuta-san.
**[17:54] ---**
Morning.
**[17:57] ---**
You have some guests?
**[17:58] ---**
There's been a lot going on.
**[18:00] ---**
It's fine, come on in.
**[18:03] ---**
Oh, good morning, Shoko.
**[18:04] ---**
Good morning.
**[18:06] ---**
You have quite a few
female acquaintances, Sakuta-san.
**[18:10] ---**
Oh, I didn't mean anything by that.
**[18:12] ---**
This is Rio Futaba,
a classmate at my high school.
**[18:15] ---**
I'm Shoko Makinohara.
**[18:19] ---**
She really does exist...
**[18:25] ---**
Futaba, are you here?
**[18:29] ---**
Come to think, Kunimi mentioned
that there was a practice game.
**[18:50] ---**
There she is.
**[18:53] ---**
Hey, is that a third-year?
**[18:54] ---**
She's kinda sexy. Smart-sexy.
**[18:57] ---**
Is Kunimi doing well?
**[18:59] ---**
I came for my club activities,
and this was on the way.
**[19:02] ---**
Why not do the "kyaaa! Kunimi!" thing too?
**[19:05] ---**
I am cheering for him.
**[19:06] ---**
In your heart?
**[19:11] ---**
You don't appeal to him enough, Futaba.
**[19:14] ---**
I don't want you getting in my way.
**[19:18] ---**
So, ultimately, what part of Kunimi
did you fall for?
**[19:23] ---**
What would you do by knowing?
**[19:25] ---**
Nothing, really. Sheer curiosity.
**[19:31] ---**
Choco-Coronet.
**[19:32] ---**
Want me to go get you one?
**[19:33] ---**
No.
**[19:35] ---**
I didn't bring a lunch one day,
and Kunimi gave me one.
**[19:39] ---**
It was the first term of our first year.
The first day I tried to buy some bread.
**[19:44] ---**
I was overwhelmed,
when Kunimi called out to me.
**[19:49] ---**
You're a girl, so you like sweet things, right?
**[19:53] ---**
He said, as he ate his battle trophy,
the curry bread.
**[19:56] ---**
The curry bread prince, huh?
**[19:59] ---**
And then?
**[20:01] ---**
That's it.
**[20:02] ---**
How much is a Choco-Coronet?
**[20:04] ---**
130 yen.
**[20:06] ---**
Your price is quite reasonable.
**[20:08] ---**
I wouldn't have fallen in love
if it was you who did it.
**[20:11] ---**
So it's his face, in the end?
**[20:14] ---**
It was timing, in the end, I think.
**[20:16] ---**
Since I was feeling rather down back then.
**[20:19] ---**
You should watch, if you want to.
**[20:21] ---**
So, what do you want from me?
**[20:24] ---**
Right now, I have a Futaba
staying over at my place.
**[20:28] ---**
I see. So that's why you were
acting strange on the phone last night.
**[20:33] ---**
So what do you think is going on here?
**[20:36] ---**
Do you think I'm a fake?
**[20:39] ---**
That's what I first thought, to be honest.
**[20:42] ---**
But when I talk to you like this,
you're both really Futaba.
**[20:45] ---**
What's my other self's opinion?
**[20:47] ---**
Something about quantum teleportation,
if that's possible.
**[20:51] ---**
The same as mine.
**[20:54] ---**
Her observation was that your consciousness
is what is perceiving you,
**[20:58] ---**
and there are two copies of your mind
for one reason or another.
**[21:03] ---**
What about the reason?
**[21:04] ---**
She said she had no clue.
**[21:06] ---**
And you believed a lie like that?
**[21:09] ---**
Why do you think it's a lie?
**[21:11] ---**
Because I have a clue as to why.
**[21:14] ---**
If it doesn't make a difference
of who to ask, tell me.
**[21:16] ---**
I'm going back to do club stuff.
**[21:19] ---**
X and Y here are inside the parentheses...
**[21:22] ---**
Okay.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm making coffee, want some?
**[21:25] ---**
Oh, yes. Thank you.
**[21:27] ---**
Kaede is the little sister, so honey café au lait
with lots of milk and honey is her favorite.
**[21:32] ---**
I'd be delighted to have
what Kaede-san is having.
**[21:35] ---**
Then I might do the same, too...
**[21:39] ---**
Sorry, Kaede-chan.
It looks like it's from my manager.
**[21:43] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[21:44] ---**
*Is this a good time?*
**[21:46] ---**
It's fine.
**[21:47] ---**
*Thank you for your hard work
filming up to yesterday.*
**[21:49] ---**
*Are you away from home, by chance?*
**[21:51] ---**
Yes. I'm at my boyfriend's house.
**[21:53] ---**
*I see, boyfriend...*
**[21:55] ---**
*Wait, what!? Boyfriend!?
D-Did you just say "boyfriend"?*
**[22:00] ---**
Futaba was around until
a few minutes ago, right?
**[22:02] ---**
You noticed?
**[22:04] ---**
Right after the game started.
**[22:06] ---**
Does Futaba come by often?
**[22:08] ---**
Hmm, let's see. I think every so often,
on the way to or from the Science Club?
**[22:12] ---**
Who knows which is actually "on the way"...
**[22:14] ---**
Did something happened to Futaba?
**[22:16] ---**
What do you mean, something?
**[22:18] ---**
You don't like school enough
to come during summer break, right?
**[22:22] ---**
Meaning something happened to Futaba.
**[22:25] ---**
Kunimi-senpai, the coach is calling for you!
**[22:27] ---**
Got it, be right there.
**[22:30] ---**
Hit me up if something happens.
**[22:33] ---**
About Futaba.
**[22:35] ---**
You don't have to tell me. Better fly over,
even in the middle of the night!
**[22:39] ---**
I don't think I can fly,
so I'll race over on my bike!
**[22:49] ---**
*Hello, Azusagawa residence.*
**[22:51] ---**
Mai-san, can you do that one more time?
**[22:53] ---**
Hello, Azusagawa residence.
**[22:55] ---**
*Say it more like a newlywed wife.*
**[22:57] ---**
How can you be so giddy
over one phone call?
**[23:00] ---**
*How are things on your end?*
**[23:02] ---**
Futaba was here at school.
**[23:04] ---**
I see. She's been here the whole time, too.
**[23:07] ---**
*Anyways, can you come home soon?*
**[23:09] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[23:11] ---**
*I got a call from my manager earlier,
so there's something I want to talk to you about.*
**[23:16] ---**
Talk to me?
**[23:18] ---**
What?
**[23:19] ---**
*No, it's nothing.*
**[23:20] ---**
*I'll see you later.*
**[23:25] ---**
Azusagawa, you're friends
with that girl, aren't you?
**[23:29] ---**
By "that girl",
I take it you mean Futaba?
**[23:32] ---**
Isn't that girl doing something pretty risky?
**[23:35] ---**
Something risky?
**[23:36] ---**
This is her hidden account.
**[24:56] ---**
Nothing less from you, Big Brother.
What a rascal!
**[24:57] ---**
Next Time
#8 Wash It All Away on a Stormy Night
# E8 - Wash It All Away on a Stormy Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR8DXEK4R/wash-it-all-away-on-a-stormy-night)
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**[01:32] ---**
I'm home.
**[01:33] ---**
Welcome back.
**[01:35] ---**
What are you doing?
**[01:37] ---**
Making curry.
**[01:38] ---**
Looking like that?
**[01:39] ---**
I'd hate if it splashed on my clothes.
**[01:44] ---**
Delicious!
**[01:45] ---**
Yeah, it's great.
**[01:47] ---**
That's because I followed the recipe exactly.
Just like a science experiment.
**[01:51] ---**
Come to think, cooking and
experiments might be similar.
**[01:58] ---**
Futaba, got a moment?
**[02:00] ---**
Why is it that, each time I bathe,
you always come to talk to me?
**[02:04] ---**
Because it excites me when there's only a door
between me and a naked girl.
**[02:09] ---**
Sometimes, it's easier to talk
when you can't see their face, right?
**[02:12] ---**
What's with that?
**[02:15] ---**
I know what the other Futaba is doing.
**[02:19] ---**
So you heard something from the fake.
**[02:21] ---**
No, how I got there is a bit complicated.
**[02:25] ---**
I made that account before summer break.
**[02:28] ---**
But I didn't know what to write about.
**[02:31] ---**
Wouldn't anything have been okay?
**[02:33] ---**
Like, "I'm in love with a handsome guy
who has a girlfriend," or something.
**[02:37] ---**
Were you trying to make friends online?
**[02:40] ---**
Who knows...
**[02:42] ---**
It might have been simpler than that,
just wanting someone to give me attention.
**[02:46] ---**
Though, starting with lewd stuff isn't fair.
**[02:49] ---**
But that's all I got.
**[02:51] ---**
More like, you were confident about that?
**[02:53] ---**
It was only an inferiority complex,
never confidence.
**[02:57] ---**
My feminine parts developed
before any of my classmates.
**[03:01] ---**
When I realized how all the monkey-like boys
looked at me, I began to hate my body.
**[03:09] ---**
I felt like a truly filthy thing.
**[03:12] ---**
And yet, those photos?
**[03:14] ---**
Because I get reactions.
**[03:16] ---**
I felt some salvation in that there was
a reaction, regardless who it was from.
**[03:21] ---**
It's the same as saying you got something,
just not how you wanted to.
**[03:25] ---**
Maybe that's why. In the end, I couldn't
detach from the disgust I felt being seen.
**[03:31] ---**
The immense stress from the contradictory
ends and means caused my separation.
**[03:37] ---**
In other words,
"the Futaba that wants attention,"
**[03:41] ---**
and , "the Futaba that can't forgive
the means to do so," split apart?
**[03:46] ---**
That's pretty much it.
**[03:48] ---**
The other Futaba seems
to be uploading her selfies still.
**[03:53] ---**
I know...
**[03:55] ---**
So what do you want?
**[03:57] ---**
If possible, I'd like her to stop.
**[03:59] ---**
All right. Leave it to me.
**[04:02] ---**
What are you planning?
**[04:03] ---**
I'll go to school again tomorrow.
**[04:05] ---**
And I'll have a leisurely chat
with the other Futaba.
**[04:08] ---**
You do some tedious things.
**[04:16] ---**
*Doka-chan, what's your favorite thing?*
**[04:17] ---**
*I like the actress Mai Sakurajima.*
**[04:20] ---**
*She's a thing!?*
**[04:22] ---**
*Most folks would say things
like "strawberries" or "bean daifuku."*
**[04:25] ---**
Mai-san, what are you doing for your bath?
**[04:26] ---**
*Then, the strawberry daifuku Mai Sakurajima
was eating in one of her TV dramas!*
**[04:28] ---**
Yeah, but before that...
**[04:30] ---**
Oh, come to think, you mentioned
you had something to talk about.
**[04:35] ---**
Eh!? Dating is prohibited!?
**[04:37] ---**
Does that mean we have to break up!?
**[04:39] ---**
They didn't say that much, but the agency
ordered me to not see you privately.
**[04:45] ---**
They might be confusing me for an idol singer
who can't have romantic relationships at all.
**[04:50] ---**
So, did you agree to those terms?
**[04:53] ---**
It's not something I can decide by myself,
so I held on the reply.
**[04:57] ---**
Meaning...
**[04:58] ---**
Yeah. It's a problem for both of us, right?
**[05:05] ---**
There's nothing we can do for a while.
**[05:08] ---**
What do you mean, "nothing we can do?"
**[05:10] ---**
It's a strategic retreat.
**[05:11] ---**
You're okay with that?
Even if you can't see me for a while?
**[05:15] ---**
I hate it...
**[05:17] ---**
But, you just resumed your career in show-biz.
**[05:20] ---**
So wouldn't you be more well liked
if you acted the model student for a while?
**[05:24] ---**
A boring, yet sound argument.
**[05:26] ---**
AUGUST 4th
**[05:35] ---**
Did you figure something out?
**[05:36] ---**
I discovered that you're amazing
when you take your clothes off.
**[05:40] ---**
So you came to lecture me, saying something
like, "Don't do such foolish things."
**[05:43] ---**
As if. That's so tedious.
**[05:46] ---**
Mai-san went home,
and I can't go on dates with her.
**[05:49] ---**
So I'm bored, and thought to spend
some leisurely time with you.
**[05:52] ---**
I see, so you came to do something
even more tedious.
**[05:56] ---**
So did you take anything
other than the ones you uploaded?
**[06:05] ---**
So they're not all lewd.
**[06:08] ---**
Those are from middle school.
**[06:10] ---**
I had no intent on
showing anyone anything, at first.
**[06:14] ---**
I just wanted an objective look at myself
and think, "I'm doing something stupid."
**[06:19] ---**
What's the point of doing that?
**[06:21] ---**
A form of self-mutilation.
**[06:23] ---**
You might not be able to understand, but...
**[06:26] ---**
I hate who I am.
**[06:30] ---**
The other Futaba said something similar.
**[06:33] ---**
Azusagawa, which side are you on?
**[06:37] ---**
I'm on Futaba's side.
**[06:39] ---**
What a pretentious answer.
**[06:42] ---**
You really should give up
on one or the other.
**[06:46] ---**
The world doesn't need two Rio Futabas.
**[07:01] ---**
I went out to Kamakura.
**[07:03] ---**
With my other self?
**[07:04] ---**
No, by myself.
**[07:05] ---**
I thought you were having a leisurely chat?
**[07:09] ---**
Say, Futaba...
**[07:10] ---**
Can you think of a way to return to one self?
**[07:13] ---**
Now that we're both doing separate things,
gaining different memories and experiences,
**[07:18] ---**
I doubt we can return to one being.
**[07:22] ---**
AUGUST 5th
**[07:25] ---**
So, have you decided
which one of us you want?
**[07:28] ---**
That's something for you
to decide for yourself.
**[07:31] ---**
You should make your own decisions, right?
**[07:33] ---**
I see. A sound argument.
**[07:35] ---**
Man, I'm gonna die!
**[07:38] ---**
Sakuta! Air, please!
**[07:41] ---**
Futaba, Kunimi is asking you to fan him.
**[07:44] ---**
Futaba! Air, please!
**[07:49] ---**
Feels good...
**[07:53] ---**
Rio-san, would you like some, too?
**[07:58] ---**
So how long are you going
to keep doing stuff like this?
**[07:59] ---**
AUGUST 12th
**[08:02] ---**
Until Futaba no longer does stuff
like that, I guess.
**[08:05] ---**
Though, I wouldn't mind if it's until
you start showing lewd pics to only me.
**[08:09] ---**
If that's your goal,
you're getting further away each day.
**[08:17] ---**
Someone responding to you?
**[08:19] ---**
THAT'S A MINEGAHARA HIGH
UNIFORM, RIGHT?
**[08:21] ---**
I'M CLOSE BY TODAY,
SO HOW ABOUT WE MEET UP?
**[08:29] ---**
IF YOU DON'T SEE ME,
I'LL TELL YOUR SCHOOL WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
**[08:29] ---**
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
**[08:33] ---**
Give me that.
**[08:36] ---**
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
**[08:37] ---**
That should do it.
**[08:40] ---**
I'll walk you home, just in case.
**[08:43] ---**
Delete it.
**[08:45] ---**
That account... Please, delete it.
**[08:54] ---**
Well... I'm sorry.
**[08:57] ---**
I got to see a really cute side of you,
so I'll be bragging to Kunimi sometime.
**[09:03] ---**
Here.
**[09:06] ---**
Eh?
**[09:07] ---**
Um... I want you to stay with me tonight.
**[09:11] ---**
Your parents?
**[09:12] ---**
Dad's in Germany for a conference.
Mom's somewhere in Europe for a business deal.
**[09:17] ---**
That's a line I'd usually hear in a TV drama.
**[09:19] ---**
Happens a lot in our family.
**[09:21] ---**
Full disclaimer, though. I am a guy.
**[09:24] ---**
If something happens,
**[09:26] ---**
I'll report to Sakurajima immediately,
including things that didn't happen.
**[09:29] ---**
Keep it to things that really happen, please.
**[09:38] ---**
Azusagawa?
**[09:39] ---**
I'm here.
**[09:45] ---**
Azusagawa?
**[09:46] ---**
Here.
**[09:53] ---**
I think I was scared.
**[09:56] ---**
Right now, I have you and Kunimi.
**[09:59] ---**
But maybe I felt like I'll end up
alone again, someday.
**[10:01] ---**
What's that about?
**[10:03] ---**
I wasn't this uneasy
before entering high school.
**[10:07] ---**
Whether at school or at home,
it was a given that I'd be by myself.
**[10:12] ---**
But I entered high school...
**[10:15] ---**
And ended up in the same class
as you and Kunimi in the first year...
**[10:19] ---**
And I've felt uneasy ever since.
**[10:21] ---**
Kunimi is such a sinful guy.
**[10:23] ---**
You're responsible for half of it.
**[10:35] ---**
I'm surprised you can
come to school every day.
**[10:38] ---**
The whole school gives you the cold shoulder
due to the hospitalization rumors.
**[10:43] ---**
Everyone is avoiding me?
Isn't that a bit too self-conscious?
**[10:47] ---**
I doubt it's going too far, at all.
Is your head all right?
**[10:51] ---**
No, you're coming to school
because it's not.
**[10:54] ---**
Futaba, you're amusing.
**[10:56] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[10:58] ---**
When you talk to me like this,
you're quite amusing.
**[11:02] ---**
Oh yeah, stuff like that happened...
**[11:04] ---**
When Kunimi got a girlfriend,
I became really scared.
**[11:09] ---**
All he does is make you sad.
**[11:12] ---**
You, as well.
**[11:14] ---**
I thought you'd never give me attention again
after finding such a beautiful girlfriend.
**[11:20] ---**
Dumbass.
**[11:21] ---**
I intend to have you stick around as my friend
for the rest of my life.
**[11:27] ---**
That, and you really don't get it at all.
**[11:30] ---**
Get what?
**[11:31] ---**
You've got the hots for Kunimi,
but you don't understand him at all.
**[11:36] ---**
I'll borrow your phone.
**[11:38] ---**
I'll teach you just how amazing he is.
You'll fall in love all over again.
**[11:41] ---**
Stop it! This late at night,
he'll think I have no sense!
**[11:45] ---**
Too late.
**[11:47] ---**
Futaba's in a pinch!
Come to Honkugenuma Station right away!
**[11:58] ---**
You're late.
**[12:00] ---**
No, you're just too quick.
**[12:02] ---**
You're the one who said
to come flying over.
**[12:04] ---**
Futaba, are you all right?
**[12:07] ---**
Sakuta didn't do anything
weird to you, did he?
**[12:08] ---**
Like I would!
**[12:09] ---**
I totally thought that you assaulted her.
**[12:12] ---**
Why would the assailant
be the one calling you!?
**[12:15] ---**
Because your guilty conscience
was tormenting you?
**[12:17] ---**
Wait, Sakuta doesn't have a conscience.
**[12:20] ---**
Why...
**[12:23] ---**
Why...
**[12:24] ---**
Kunimi, don't make her cry.
**[12:26] ---**
It's my fault?
**[12:27] ---**
Without a doubt, it's your fault.
**[12:30] ---**
Well, you got me.
**[12:31] ---**
It's not Kunimi's fault...
**[12:34] ---**
Futaba sure is cute when she cries.
**[12:36] ---**
I don't know that...
**[12:38] ---**
It's been a while since I last cried...
**[12:41] ---**
But... But I...
**[12:44] ---**
I wasn't alone at all... I wasn't alone...
**[12:50] ---**
Sakuta.
**[12:52] ---**
You're buying Futaba and I some juice.
**[12:54] ---**
Why am I the one being exploited?
I don't flippin' get it.
**[12:58] ---**
You gotta rehydrate what we've lost, yeah?
**[13:06] ---**
Here.
**[13:07] ---**
Thank you!
**[13:09] ---**
Azusagawa's been totally domesticated
by Sakurajima-senpai.
**[13:13] ---**
Sakuta can be valiant in the strangest places.
**[13:16] ---**
So, what do we do now?
**[13:18] ---**
This.
**[13:28] ---**
The wind's strong, huh?
**[13:30] ---**
They say a typhoon
is coming in tomorrow night.
**[13:32] ---**
Get closer, Kunimi.
Block the wind with that big body of yours.
**[13:36] ---**
S-So close...
**[13:40] ---**
Oh, it's lit!
**[13:41] ---**
Futaba, hurry.
**[13:53] ---**
Don't fling it around!
**[14:14] ---**
Kunimi, you're not asking me anything.
**[14:18] ---**
About me.
**[14:20] ---**
When Sakuta called me out,
I wondered what the hell was going on.
**[14:24] ---**
But when I saw you crying like that,
I didn't care anymore.
**[14:31] ---**
Argh! Damn, I lost!
**[14:34] ---**
Maybe we'll get a good view from here.
**[14:37] ---**
The fireworks festival at Enoshima
is next week, right?
**[14:40] ---**
Why don't we watch it together again?
**[14:42] ---**
You haven't made a promise
with that cute girlfriend of yours?
**[14:44] ---**
Well, we're kind of in the middle of a fight.
**[14:48] ---**
You didn't promise Sakurajima-senpai?
**[14:51] ---**
Thanks to her agency,
I'm prohibited from going on dates.
**[14:54] ---**
Nothing like a super-popular celebrity. Futaba?
**[14:58] ---**
I don't have any plans.
**[14:59] ---**
Then it's decided.
**[15:04] ---**
Isn't the sky a bit brighter now?
**[15:07] ---**
I've never pulled an all-nighter before.
**[15:10] ---**
What in the world am I doing?
**[15:13] ---**
Something stupid, of course.
**[15:15] ---**
We're certainly doing something stupid.
**[15:21] ---**
It would've been great if you two were girls.
**[15:27] ---**
The trains should be moving by now.
**[15:29] ---**
Well, that was fun. See ya.
**[15:31] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:36] ---**
Azusagawa...
**[15:38] ---**
If you're still scared,
I'll stay with you again today.
**[15:40] ---**
I'm fine on that front. It's my other self.
She has it worse than I do.
**[15:47] ---**
Because she hates me...
**[15:49] ---**
So, please... Take care of my other self.
**[16:01] ---**
Welcome back.
**[16:02] ---**
I'm home.
**[16:03] ---**
You must be tired.
**[16:06] ---**
Here. She said she deleted the account.
**[16:09] ---**
I doubt she'll be doing that anymore.
**[16:11] ---**
I see...
**[16:12] ---**
I'll fill you in on the details later.
**[16:14] ---**
Right now, I'm tired and going to sleep.
**[16:26] ---**
AUGUST 13th
**[16:35] ---**
Good morning, Big Brother.
**[16:38] ---**
Morning, Kaede.
**[16:41] ---**
Is Futaba in her room?
**[16:42] ---**
No, she's not back yet.
**[16:44] ---**
Huh? Did she step out?
**[16:47] ---**
Right after you came home,
she said she was going shopping.
**[16:51] ---**
Shopping?
**[17:02] ---**
Damn! She left her phone behind!
**[17:10] ---**
This is the worst feeling, dammit!
**[17:15] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:16] ---**
Futaba is gone.
**[17:18] ---**
I got home, passed out, and when I woke up,
she was clean outta my house, stuff and all.
**[17:22] ---**
I'll say this just in case,
but we're not back to one person.
**[17:26] ---**
Any idea where she might have gone?
**[17:28] ---**
If it was me...
**[17:33] ---**
Dammit! This is so tedious!
**[17:37] ---**
Futaba is so tedious!
**[17:49] ---**
Azusagawa... Why?
**[17:54] ---**
Man, that was a hell of a time...
**[17:57] ---**
Yesterday... oh wait, this morning.
There was something I forgot to tell you.
**[18:01] ---**
What?
**[18:02] ---**
Wanna go see fireworks next week?
**[18:04] ---**
Eh?
**[18:05] ---**
The fireworks festival at Enoshima.
We went last year, didn't we?
**[18:09] ---**
Kunimi said he'd come, too.
**[18:11] ---**
I...
**[18:12] ---**
You're coming too, right?
**[18:14] ---**
I won't.
**[18:15] ---**
You already got plans or something?
**[18:17] ---**
I'm going to disappear from here...
**[18:20] ---**
Huh?
**[18:21] ---**
I'll disappear from your sight, Azusagawa.
I'll disappear from this city.
**[18:26] ---**
What's with that?
**[18:28] ---**
The world doesn't need two Rio Futabas.
**[18:32] ---**
My other self is being a much better
Rio Futaba than me.
**[18:37] ---**
She's accustomed to this world.
**[18:40] ---**
Everything will be resolved if I'm gone.
**[18:43] ---**
That's a wrong answer.
**[18:45] ---**
No part of that is wrong.
**[18:47] ---**
Totally wrong. Right from the foundation.
**[18:50] ---**
If so, why was such a picture...
**[18:53] ---**
If I'm shown such an enviable picture,
that's the only way I can think!
**[18:57] ---**
There's nowhere I belong anymore!
**[19:00] ---**
There's no more need for me...
**[19:02] ---**
You and Kunimi are fine
as long as my other self is around, right?
**[19:06] ---**
You're so insensitive, Azusagawa!
**[19:07] ---**
Dumbass. You say that after all this?
**[19:11] ---**
You're already fully aware
that I'm insensitive.
**[19:15] ---**
So, we're all meeting up at Kugenuma-
Kaigan Station at 6:30 on the 19th, okay?
**[19:20] ---**
That's all I have to say.
**[19:26] ---**
Azusagawa!
**[19:35] ---**
Morning.
**[19:36] ---**
This is all because you ran around
in the pouring rain, getting soaked.
**[19:41] ---**
The test results said there's nothing wrong.
**[19:44] ---**
Why do you look so captivated?
**[19:46] ---**
With such a beautiful senpai here,
I couldn't help it.
**[19:50] ---**
If you're acting like that,
you're definitely fine.
**[19:53] ---**
Mai-san, what brings you here?
**[19:55] ---**
I got a call from Futaba.
**[20:00] ---**
Azusagawa...
**[20:02] ---**
I troubled you with this, too.
**[20:04] ---**
No kidding.
The way you do this is so unfair.
**[20:07] ---**
I couldn't leave you collapsed
in a place like that.
**[20:10] ---**
If so, it was worth collapsing.
**[20:13] ---**
Azusagawa, I...
**[20:16] ---**
If it's about how you're no longer needed,
or everything will be reconciled if you fade away,
**[20:22] ---**
or you're scared and not sure what to do,
tedious stuff like that, I don't want to hear it.
**[20:30] ---**
It's all right if you hate yourself, really.
**[20:34] ---**
I always live thinking,
"well, I guess this is how things go."
**[20:41] ---**
Nothing less from you.
**[20:43] ---**
Normally, this is where people say
"You can slowly work on liking yourself,"
**[20:47] ---**
or "There are tons of good things
about you, Futaba," or something like that.
**[20:51] ---**
Living with such a positive attitude
is so exhausting, right?
**[20:54] ---**
You really are the worst, Azusagawa.
**[20:58] ---**
But somehow, it's a relief.
**[21:02] ---**
Truly, such a relief.
**[21:09] ---**
You know...
**[21:11] ---**
Can I go see the fireworks, too?
**[21:15] ---**
No way.
**[21:17] ---**
You can't come if you ask like that.
**[21:21] ---**
I-I want to see the fireworks, too!
**[21:23] ---**
You're asking the wrong person.
**[21:35] ---**
It's me.
**[21:38] ---**
Yeah, I met up with Azusagawa.
**[21:41] ---**
And, well... I have a favor to ask.
**[21:48] ---**
I want to go to the fireworks together.
**[22:03] ---**
Hello?
**[22:04] ---**
*You should head back
to the consultation room.*
**[22:07] ---**
*Sakurajima-senpai is waiting for you, right?*
**[22:10] ---**
So you're back to being one person.
**[22:12] ---**
*Yeah. So, about the fireworks.
Don't you dare be late.*
**[22:16] ---**
Got it.
**[22:18] ---**
AUGUST 19th
**[22:23] ---**
Hey, Futaba.
**[22:27] ---**
You went back to glasses.
**[22:28] ---**
I-Is it weird?
**[22:30] ---**
It looks good with the yukata. Right, Sakuta?
**[22:32] ---**
Looks kinda erotic.
**[22:34] ---**
Right, Kunimi?
**[22:35] ---**
Definitely.
**[22:37] ---**
That's why I hated wearing a yukata.
**[22:51] ---**
Kunimi...
**[22:54] ---**
What?
**[23:03] ---**
Futaba, I...
**[23:05] ---**
Don't bother answering.
I already know the answer.
**[23:08] ---**
I see...
**[23:09] ---**
If you said anything, I think I'd cry, too.
**[23:13] ---**
If you do, Sakuta will lend you
a sleeve of his yukata.
**[23:16] ---**
You can blow your nose in it.
**[23:18] ---**
Idiot.
**[23:22] ---**
Kunimi?
**[23:24] ---**
Go make up with your girlfriend.
I'm sure the reason is me or Azusagawa, right?
**[23:29] ---**
Yeah... I guess I'll call her later.
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Sakuta.
You rascal!
**[24:56] ---**
Next Time
#9 Sister Panic
# E9 - Sister Panic
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DK4418R/sister-panic)
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**[00:00] ---**
SEPTEMBER 1st
**[00:01] ---**
*The eagerly awaited second term has begun.*
**[00:04] ---**
*Mai was busy with show-biz work
during summer break.*
**[00:08] ---**
*On top of it, her agency
forbid us from going on dates.*
**[00:11] ---**
*So there were many days
where I couldn't see her.*
**[00:13] ---**
Don't worry.
**[00:14] ---**
Once the second term starts,
we'll see each other normally at school.
**[00:18] ---**
*Those days are finally over!*
**[00:21] ---**
*And yet...*
**[00:23] ---**
*I don't see Mai-san anywhere.*
**[00:28] ---**
*It doesn't look like she even came to school.*
**[00:36] ---**
Mai-san...
**[00:41] ---**
Mai-san!
**[00:46] ---**
Who are you?
**[00:47] ---**
Eh?
**[00:48] ---**
I'm asking, who are you?
**[00:51] ---**
As you know, I am Sakuta Azusagawa,
and I have a pure, innocent relationship with you.
**[00:56] ---**
H-Huh!?
**[00:58] ---**
A guy with dead eyes like that
couldn't possibly be Big Sister's boyfriend.
**[01:02] ---**
Big Sister? Who are you?
**[01:05] ---**
She's Nodoka Toyohama.
**[01:08] ---**
And, for now, I'm Mai Sakurajima.
**[01:12] ---**
O-Oh! I-It really is you, Mai-san.
**[01:15] ---**
You can tell from being stepped on?
What kinda pervert are you?
**[01:18] ---**
What exactly is the meaning of all this?
**[01:20] ---**
It's a dream! A dream!
**[01:22] ---**
It's not a dream.
I somehow swapped bodies with her.
**[01:26] ---**
Could it possibly be...
**[01:28] ---**
Puberty Syndrome, I think.
**[01:32] ---**
Again?
**[03:08] ---**
Mai-san, what's the rent for this place?
**[03:11] ---**
I don't pay rent. I bought it.
**[03:13] ---**
More importantly, that's your reaction
for your first time in your girlfriend's home?
**[03:17] ---**
You should look happier.
**[03:19] ---**
If the situation wasn't what it is...
**[03:21] ---**
If this isn't a dream, then what is it?
**[03:24] ---**
It's a lie. It's all a lie!
**[03:26] ---**
You should hurry up and accept reality.
**[03:29] ---**
Wasn't Nodoka Toyohama...
**[03:32] ---**
*Doka-chan, what's your favorite thing?*
**[03:34] ---**
*I like the actress Mai Sakurajima.*
**[03:37] ---**
She's in that idol group,
"Sweet Palette" or something?
**[03:40] ---**
Not "Pallete" with a P, but "Bullet."
"Sweet Bullet!"
**[03:43] ---**
How are you two related?
**[03:46] ---**
I said before that I had a little sister, right?
**[03:48] ---**
A half-sister on my dad's side,
after he remarried.
**[03:52] ---**
Why is said little sister here?
**[03:55] ---**
She suddenly came to my place
late last night.
**[03:58] ---**
She said she didn't want to go home.
**[04:00] ---**
And our bodies were swapped
after waking up this morning.
**[04:02] ---**
What's up with all that...
**[04:05] ---**
Toyohama-san, do you have any clues why?
**[04:07] ---**
Huh? Clues?
**[04:09] ---**
Clues as to why you swapped bodies
with my Mai-san.
**[04:12] ---**
And who is "my Mai-san?"
**[04:14] ---**
Ouch...
**[04:15] ---**
I have no idea!
**[04:17] ---**
More like, why are both of you so cal—
**[04:20] ---**
How do you stay calm!?
**[04:21] ---**
Physical bodies swapping?
That's absolutely, positively, perfectly abnormal!
**[04:26] ---**
Right.
**[04:27] ---**
Wait, that's all? Big Si—
**[04:29] ---**
Mai-san, you're all right with this?
With this situation?
**[04:32] ---**
For better or worse, it's already happened,
so we have to live with it.
**[04:36] ---**
Anyways, until we return to normal,
I'll live as Nodoka.
**[04:40] ---**
Nodoka, you have to live as me.
**[04:44] ---**
This is all I have for work.
**[04:46] ---**
A fashion magazine shoot, some interviews,
and a commercial filming.
**[04:50] ---**
That's surprisingly little work.
**[04:52] ---**
I cut back for the second term,
so a certain someone wouldn't feel lonely.
**[04:56] ---**
It's useless if the dating ban hasn't been lifted.
**[04:59] ---**
Nodoka's schedule is packed.
**[05:01] ---**
It's not real work.
They're mostly song and dance lessons.
**[05:05] ---**
Sweet Bullet has a gig
at the end of the month.
**[05:08] ---**
I hope we can return back before then...
**[05:11] ---**
I don't have song and dance experience,
so it'll be rough to learn it all.
**[05:15] ---**
What about you?
**[05:16] ---**
Yeah, I've done photo shoots
and interviews before.
**[05:20] ---**
But filming commercials...
**[05:21] ---**
The director is the type to be strict to the script,
so you'll be fine if you're prepared.
**[05:26] ---**
Oh, you can go home now, Sakuta.
**[05:28] ---**
Eh? What'll happen to my
lovey-dovey life with you, Mai-san?
**[05:32] ---**
Let's meet up at 7:50 tomorrow morning.
**[05:35] ---**
I'd like you to take Nodoka to school.
**[05:39] ---**
SEPTEMBER 2nd
**[05:49] ---**
Nasuno and Hayate are one step ahead!
**[05:52] ---**
It's the duty of a little sister
to wake up her big brother.
**[05:55] ---**
Morning, Kaede.
**[05:57] ---**
Kaede wants to be a cat, too.
**[06:00] ---**
And if Kaede were to swap bodies with a cat,
it'd make even less sense.
**[06:07] ---**
Um, I should have asked this first, but...
**[06:10] ---**
Isn't it impossible for me
to pretend that I'm Mai-san?
**[06:14] ---**
Close friends would notice right away
that I'm acting odd.
**[06:17] ---**
Don't worry, Mai-san doesn't have any friends.
**[06:20] ---**
Huh?
**[06:21] ---**
What's that?
You're in the same boat.
**[06:24] ---**
I have friends. Three of them, even.
**[06:27] ---**
There you have it.
It'll be easy pretending to be me at school.
**[06:34] ---**
Sit quiet in class,
and go home when it's done.
**[06:36] ---**
No need to talk with anyone.
**[06:38] ---**
O-Okay...
**[06:40] ---**
Well... It's the same for me.
**[06:43] ---**
When my record debut was confirmed last year,
I lost all time to hang with my school friends.
**[06:48] ---**
Two friendless sisters... It's too sad.
**[06:52] ---**
Well then, I'll head to Nodoka's school.
**[06:55] ---**
Was it a rich girls' school in Yokohama?
**[06:58] ---**
About Nodoka, I have a good clue why,
but can you ask what happened?
**[07:03] ---**
I think I'm the reason this happened.
**[07:05] ---**
It's rough having a big sister
that everyone in the country knows.
**[07:10] ---**
That, and stories of how prideful
both our mothers are.
**[07:14] ---**
I didn't mention before?
**[07:16] ---**
My mother made me join a troupe
out of spite for her ex-husband...
**[07:20] ---**
...and his new wife, Nodoka's mother.
**[07:23] ---**
I hadn't heard that.
**[07:25] ---**
When she found out, Nodoka's mother
forced her daughter into one, as well.
**[07:30] ---**
I see. So the daughters are pawns
in their proxy war.
**[07:37] ---**
What were you talking about?
**[07:39] ---**
You want to know?
**[07:40] ---**
Annoying.
**[07:42] ---**
Come to think, is it fine
to send Mai-san to school like that?
**[07:46] ---**
Huh?
**[07:46] ---**
I'm asking if the idol Nodoka Toyohama
won't cause a panic riding trains like everyone else.
**[07:52] ---**
Are you mocking me?
**[07:54] ---**
I'm actually worried about you.
**[07:57] ---**
It's totally fine.
**[07:59] ---**
You say I'm an idol, but we're not that popular.
**[08:02] ---**
Nobody knows anything about me...
**[08:10] ---**
Class 3-1, okay?
**[08:11] ---**
I know.
**[08:12] ---**
My seat's on the window side,
second from the back.
**[08:15] ---**
And I just need to quietly listen to class, right?
**[08:18] ---**
You sure can act the part.
**[08:21] ---**
The speech and expressions
are just like Mai-san's.
**[08:25] ---**
I impersonated her often as a kid.
**[08:29] ---**
She was my pride, and who I looked up to.
**[08:34] ---**
Setting aside the examinations
of what's going on...
**[08:38] ---**
For this case, aren't the clues
to solve this out in the open?
**[08:43] ---**
Meaning?
**[08:44] ---**
I believe that Puberty Syndrome
is caused by one's unstable mental state.
**[08:50] ---**
Well, that's the logical step.
**[08:52] ---**
If I can imagine where the issue stems from
by listening to the circumstances,
**[08:58] ---**
you'd obviously have a clue about it,
wouldn't you?
**[09:01] ---**
To describe it in a sentence...
**[09:02] ---**
"An inferiority complex
against a gifted big sister."
**[09:05] ---**
But still, how do you get over that?
**[09:09] ---**
Maybe she just needs to become
a nationally popular idol?
**[09:21] ---**
Girls taking off their tights is kinda erotic.
**[09:24] ---**
D-Don't watch, dummy!
**[09:29] ---**
Feels good!
**[09:31] ---**
What's with this beach? It's the best!
**[09:34] ---**
It indeed is the best.
**[09:38] ---**
Why do you keep staring at my legs!?
**[09:40] ---**
They're wonderful.
**[09:41] ---**
Don't look at Big Sister's body with lewd eyes!
**[09:44] ---**
I want them to sandwich me.
**[09:47] ---**
Specifically, I mean my face.
**[09:49] ---**
The thought that it's okay if it's your head
is totally crazy. You should die.
**[09:52] ---**
If it was Mai-san, she'd say, "Sandwiching a
young boy's head with my legs is nothing."
**[09:59] ---**
Big Sis, what part of this guy
do you like so much?
**[10:07] ---**
Say, why don't you call Mai-san "Big Sis"
when she's around?
**[10:12] ---**
You sometimes call her "Mai-san",
and you speak somewhat politely...
**[10:16] ---**
Of course. In show-biz,
she's a great senpai to me.
**[10:20] ---**
Is that all?
**[10:21] ---**
That's all.
**[10:23] ---**
Then why did you run away from home
to end up at her place?
**[10:27] ---**
If it were me,
I'd seek someone more familiar.
**[10:30] ---**
I'm not like you.
**[10:34] ---**
Don't you have something
you want to tell her?
**[10:37] ---**
For instance, something like,
"I hate you, Big Sister!"
**[10:41] ---**
No!
**[10:42] ---**
No...
**[10:44] ---**
Well, isn't it fine?
**[10:46] ---**
The fact that you ran away from home
likely means you're in a fight with your parents.
**[10:50] ---**
If you said the reason was Mai-san,
then of course you'd start hating her.
**[10:55] ---**
What is it... What is it with you!?
**[10:59] ---**
I haven't said anything!
**[11:01] ---**
You don't need to tell me
to understand that much.
**[11:04] ---**
Mai-san probably has a general idea, too.
**[11:06] ---**
No way...
**[11:10] ---**
Well, you should have a proper talk
with Mai-san when you get home.
**[11:14] ---**
See ya.
**[11:15] ---**
Hold on.
**[11:16] ---**
What is it?
**[11:17] ---**
Can I sleep at your place for a while?
I can't go back to Big Sister's place after all this.
**[11:22] ---**
How will you explain that to her?
**[11:24] ---**
You could come up with some good excuse...
**[11:26] ---**
What's wrong?
**[11:29] ---**
Toyohama-san wants to sleep over at my place.
**[11:32] ---**
The reason?
**[11:34] ---**
Well, let's see...
**[11:35] ---**
Wait. I'll say it.
**[11:41] ---**
I've always, ever since I was little...
been compared.
**[11:47] ---**
Every audition I went to,
they always chose you.
**[11:50] ---**
And each time, Mom would get mad at me.
**[11:53] ---**
She'd say, "Why can't you do
what Mai-chan can do?"
**[11:57] ---**
While you were on hiatus from show-biz,
**[12:00] ---**
I was finally able to debut
as part of Sweet Bullet.
**[12:03] ---**
Mom got a tiny bit kinder
and complimented me.
**[12:07] ---**
But...
**[12:08] ---**
But what's this about
resuming show-biz work?
**[12:11] ---**
You got a good role in a special drama,
**[12:13] ---**
landed a lot of commercials,
**[12:14] ---**
and I see you on the cover of
fashion magazines every single month!
**[12:17] ---**
Why do you keep getting in my way!?
**[12:19] ---**
You easily accomplish what I
am finally able to do.
**[12:23] ---**
You're the one that everyone
is watching all the time!
**[12:25] ---**
Don't make all of my effort go to waste!
**[12:29] ---**
I hate you!
**[12:31] ---**
I hate you, Big Sister!
**[12:35] ---**
I see. I'm glad.
**[12:38] ---**
I hated you too, Nodoka.
**[12:40] ---**
Though, it's all thanks to our insensitive father.
**[12:44] ---**
Not only did he leave us, he was the one
who first brought us together.
**[12:49] ---**
It's not particularly your fault,
but you must know that I have ill feelings, too.
**[13:01] ---**
Is it really all right?
For you to sleep over, I mean.
**[13:05] ---**
I can't have Nodoka sleeping over
at your place.
**[13:08] ---**
Well, you have a point, but...
**[13:12] ---**
Welcome home, Big Brot—
**[13:16] ---**
Big Brother has gone delinquent.
**[13:19] ---**
No, I haven't.
**[13:20] ---**
Big Brother has turned into a gigolo.
**[13:22] ---**
What kind of interpretation is that?
**[13:25] ---**
You have yet another new girl with you.
**[13:28] ---**
She's Mai-san's little sister.
She'll be staying with us for a while.
**[13:32] ---**
Nice to meet you. I'm Nodoka Toyohama!
**[13:43] ---**
In the future, if I were to marry Mai-san...
**[13:48] ---**
Nodoka Toyohama would be a little sister...
Rather, sister-in-law.
**[13:52] ---**
But she's actually Mai's half-sister,
so she'd be a half-sister-in-law...
**[13:58] ---**
What's the right way
to address people like her?
**[14:02] ---**
You sure took your time.
Were you thinking about me or something?
**[14:06] ---**
I'm always thinking about you, Mai-san.
**[14:09] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[14:10] ---**
Actually, I was just engrossed in
playing the submarine game.
**[14:14] ---**
Huh? Do you know what that game is?
**[14:19] ---**
Those wounds aren't going away.
**[14:23] ---**
Would you like to touch them?
**[14:24] ---**
Why would I?
**[14:25] ---**
Because I want you to touch them.
**[14:27] ---**
Stop speaking nonsense
and put your clothes on.
**[14:29] ---**
We're in trouble if your naked body
gets burned into Nodoka's memory.
**[14:33] ---**
She's not a child, either.
**[14:35] ---**
She's still quite the child.
**[14:36] ---**
And who was it that had
a huge argument with said child?
**[14:40] ---**
That was...
**[14:42] ---**
I think it's best to be honest.
**[14:45] ---**
I don't want to hear sound logic.
**[15:34] ---**
Hayate, were you being a good kitty?
**[15:40] ---**
Makinohara, you don't have a big sister, right?
**[15:43] ---**
Yes. I'm an only child.
**[15:46] ---**
But, sometimes I long for one,
wishing it'd be nice to have a wonderful big sister.
**[15:51] ---**
Kaede would also be happy
to have a wonderful big sister.
**[15:54] ---**
But only if she's older than Big Brother.
**[15:57] ---**
Kaede is the only little sister for Big Brother!
**[16:05] ---**
SEPTEMBER 10th
**[16:06] ---**
You're filming the commercial
starting tomorrow morning?
**[16:09] ---**
How's this smile?
**[16:11] ---**
Wouldn't it be better to ask Mai-san
for stuff like that?
**[16:14] ---**
I didn't mention her.
**[16:16] ---**
If that's the case, it troubles
an amateur like me when you ask.
**[16:19] ---**
Then I won't ask.
**[16:22] ---**
Oh, good morning, Senpai.
**[16:25] ---**
Is Mai-san on that issue?
**[16:27] ---**
I'm not giving it to you. I haven't read it all yet.
**[16:31] ---**
I still need to study it.
**[16:33] ---**
That's fine. I'll just look at the real deal.
**[16:36] ---**
Senpai...
**[16:38] ---**
That line was super creepy.
**[16:44] ---**
Welcome...
**[16:49] ---**
Mai-san, what's wrong?
**[16:51] ---**
I thought I should eat something
before my singing practice.
**[16:55] ---**
I could get hungry.
**[16:57] ---**
Is that Toyohama's smartphone?
**[17:00] ---**
A text from Nodoka's mother.
**[17:03] ---**
I've gotten about 50 of them today,
since this morning.
**[17:04] ---**
- Hurry and come home.
- Are you going to your vocal lessons?
- Be mindful of your time
**[17:10] ---**
One of these, please.
**[17:11] ---**
Spaghetti with tomato sauce, was it?
**[17:14] ---**
In preparation for tomorrow's
commercial shoot,
**[17:16] ---**
she was practicing hard
to make the right expressions.
**[17:19] ---**
What's this so suddenly?
**[17:21] ---**
I thought that's actually why
you came by to hear.
**[17:24] ---**
Actually, I stopped by to see my boyfriend's face.
**[17:27] ---**
Man, I'm so happy.
**[17:29] ---**
You can be genuinely grateful.
**[17:31] ---**
If you have any advice, I'll relay it.
**[17:34] ---**
Did Nodoka say she wanted some?
**[17:36] ---**
No.
**[17:36] ---**
Then, I won't give any.
**[17:38] ---**
So she's on your mind after all.
**[17:40] ---**
It's fine. If she can remember what
she was taught in the troupe,
**[17:45] ---**
she'll make it through, no problem.
**[17:46] ---**
SEPTEMBER 12th
**[18:00] ---**
Can't help being sleepy,
so early in the morning...
**[18:02] ---**
Mai Sakurajima-san is on the set!
**[18:06] ---**
Good morning!
**[18:07] ---**
Thank you all for your hard work.
**[18:11] ---**
We're going in with the camera test
before the train comes in!
**[18:15] ---**
All right, let's go.
**[18:17] ---**
And... Start!
**[18:23] ---**
Okay, cut!
**[18:31] ---**
We'll wait for a train to pass,
then we'll film!
**[18:49] ---**
Is she all right?
**[18:51] ---**
All right, starting takes.
**[18:53] ---**
Take one!
**[19:07] ---**
Stop the cameras!
**[19:08] ---**
Mai-san? Mai-san?
**[19:11] ---**
Calm down! Breathe slowly!
**[19:13] ---**
All right, she's conscious.
**[19:15] ---**
Hurry up!
**[19:20] ---**
Sakuta...
**[19:22] ---**
Running again today?
**[19:24] ---**
I'm increasing stamina for the gig.
**[19:26] ---**
Anyways, how'd the shoot go?
**[19:28] ---**
Look at this depressed look on my face.
**[19:30] ---**
I realize it didn't go that well,
but it ended after some retakes, right?
**[19:35] ---**
No, the problem was before that.
**[19:38] ---**
She got dizzy before the first take,
and collapsed.
**[19:40] ---**
Huh?
**[19:41] ---**
They cancelled the shoot.
**[19:44] ---**
The staff was saying
she probably just hyperventilated.
**[19:47] ---**
Why did...
**[19:49] ---**
It became painfully obvious to her...
**[19:51] ---**
How much trust and expectation
people put on Mai Sakurajima.
**[19:57] ---**
You don't get it?
**[19:59] ---**
She felt pressured by everything
of that nature, I'm sure...
**[20:07] ---**
You seem to be in a bad mood.
What's wrong?
**[20:10] ---**
Nothing, really. Just had a thought.
**[20:13] ---**
About how I'd feel if I had
a big sister that could do anything.
**[20:17] ---**
What's with that?
**[20:18] ---**
I've never experienced
being compared to a big sister.
**[20:22] ---**
Then do you want to ask someone
who has a big sister that can do anything?
**[20:34] ---**
What?
**[20:35] ---**
Sakuta said he had something to ask you.
**[20:38] ---**
Kamisato, do you have a big sister?
**[20:41] ---**
I do, but...
**[20:42] ---**
Wait, why don't you know about her?
**[20:44] ---**
And why should I know about
what goes on in your family?
**[20:48] ---**
Big Sister attended this school until last year.
**[20:51] ---**
She was also the student council president,
so I'm sure you saw her around.
**[20:54] ---**
I don't remember her.
**[20:55] ---**
Can I go now?
**[20:56] ---**
Can you try a bit harder?
**[20:58] ---**
So your sister was brilliant?
**[21:00] ---**
She got into the best national university
in Japan on her first year trying.
**[21:04] ---**
Do you like your big sister?
**[21:07] ---**
Not really.
**[21:08] ---**
Then you hate her?
**[21:09] ---**
Not really.
**[21:10] ---**
I see. I get it now.
**[21:12] ---**
Huh? What are you saying you understand?
**[21:15] ---**
So it's not something as simple
as liking or hating...
**[21:20] ---**
It's not like I hate her or anything.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm just annoyed that Mom keeps saying I should
take her as an example and study more.
**[21:39] ---**
Mai-san...
**[21:41] ---**
Here you go.
**[21:42] ---**
A key to my place.
**[21:44] ---**
You're giving me a spare key?
**[21:45] ---**
I can't give you a spare key that easily.
You're so disgusting.
**[21:48] ---**
Ouch, ouch!
**[21:49] ---**
I'm lending it to you, only briefly.
I'm counting on you.
**[21:53] ---**
If she's still on your mind,
you should go and talk to her.
**[21:58] ---**
I just don't know what to say to her.
**[22:00] ---**
You can include that as part of what to tell her.
**[22:02] ---**
I don't want to.
**[22:04] ---**
Well, you still have to save face
as the big sister...
**[22:08] ---**
Then, I'll be going now.
**[22:10] ---**
Hold on.
**[22:11] ---**
What is it?
**[22:14] ---**
Never, ever open the cabinets
in the Japanese-style room.
**[22:17] ---**
Never, ever?
**[22:26] ---**
Never, ever, huh?
**[22:34] ---**
*Yes?*
**[22:35] ---**
It's Azusagawa.
**[22:37] ---**
*What is it?*
**[22:38] ---**
Can I come in?
**[22:41] ---**
Even if I can't, I'll help myself in
with the spare key Mai-san lent me.
**[22:46] ---**
Um... Did Big Sister say anything?
**[22:50] ---**
Not really. She wasn't worried at all.
**[22:53] ---**
She thought you would have
several outtakes,
**[22:56] ---**
but she had no doubt you'd be able
to get a good take out of that director.
**[23:01] ---**
Really?
**[23:02] ---**
You know, you should just smile like that.
**[23:05] ---**
Huh?
**[23:06] ---**
For that commercial shoot.
**[23:08] ---**
While you were practicing,
you forced yourself to smile like Mai-san.
**[23:11] ---**
But it looked really fake, to be blunt.
**[23:15] ---**
In any case...
**[23:17] ---**
This is horrible.
**[23:20] ---**
She couldn't possibly have anticipated this
in giving me the spare key...
**[23:24] ---**
Have you eaten?
**[23:25] ---**
I haven't eaten since morning.
**[23:27] ---**
Then I'll make something,
so you can freshen up by taking a bath first.
**[23:31] ---**
Don't peek.
**[23:32] ---**
Are you asking me to peek in?
**[23:34] ---**
Of course not! Die!
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Sakuta.
What a rascal.
**[24:57] ---**
Next Time
#10 Complex Congratulations
# E10 - Complex Congratulations
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYKEN8G4Y/complex-congratulations)
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**[00:04] ---**
*Well then, Maiko-chan,
shall we go home together?*
**[00:09] ---**
*Okay!*
**[00:12] ---**
This is Big Sister...
**[00:14] ---**
If I try hard enough,
maybe I can meet her someday.
**[00:35] ---**
Sheesh, they should hurry and make up.
**[02:09] ---**
I'm home.
**[02:11] ---**
You're late.
**[02:13] ---**
I was cooking, doing laundry
and cleaning over there.
**[02:19] ---**
That's it?
**[02:21] ---**
For today, my honest feelings are that
you guys should hurry and make up.
**[02:27] ---**
I see...
**[02:29] ---**
I'm turning in.
**[02:30] ---**
Eh? No rewards for going over
to check on how she was doing?
**[02:34] ---**
I have an early morning meeting
to prepare for the gig tomorrow.
**[02:38] ---**
SEPTEMBER 8th
**[02:46] ---**
*Oh no, I left my window open.*
**[02:52] ---**
*Care to try being dead, too?*
**[02:56] ---**
No, that's not the smile you want!
**[02:58] ---**
If you're going to study up on Mai-san,
make it something a bit more exhilarating.
**[03:02] ---**
Oh, what should I do?
**[03:05] ---**
The retake for the commercial is tomorrow!
**[03:07] ---**
I haven't grasped anything yet!
**[03:09] ---**
Things probably won't change
going into tomorrow, anyway.
**[03:11] ---**
Y-You don't have to be so blunt!
**[03:13] ---**
Maybe you don't have to try
doing things you can't do.
**[03:17] ---**
Just be mediocre. You're being too greedy.
**[03:21] ---**
What, going home already?
**[03:23] ---**
If I'm home late, Mai-san gets in a bad mood.
**[03:26] ---**
Hold on!
**[03:28] ---**
Y-You know...
**[03:30] ---**
I want to take my time with a bath...
**[03:34] ---**
...so can you stay until I'm out?
**[03:36] ---**
Huh? I don't see why I have to stay.
I don't flippin' get it.
**[03:40] ---**
Wh-When I'm bathing by myself,
I sometimes have a bad feeling...
**[03:47] ---**
So you're just scared.
**[03:48] ---**
You jumped at that bath scene earlier, too!
**[03:51] ---**
I'm okay if I can bathe with you.
**[03:53] ---**
Y-You'd have to ask Big Sister about that...
**[03:56] ---**
All right, let me call Mai-san.
**[03:58] ---**
N-Never mind! Die!
Seriously, die!
**[04:02] ---**
I'm home!
**[04:04] ---**
W-Welcome back, Big Brother.
**[04:08] ---**
Y-You're home early.
**[04:11] ---**
Is that a new game?
**[04:13] ---**
I-If you think Kaede is playing games
all the time, you're seriously mistaken.
**[04:16] ---**
Kaede has a lot of things on her mind, too.
**[04:19] ---**
What are you thinking of
to end up like that?
**[04:23] ---**
Big Brother, you promise not to laugh?
**[04:26] ---**
I won't laugh.
**[04:31] ---**
What do you think?
**[04:34] ---**
It smells like the closet.
**[04:36] ---**
That's it?
**[04:37] ---**
Hmm... You kinda look
like a middle school student.
**[04:40] ---**
K-Kaede is a bona-fide middle school student!
**[04:44] ---**
I think it's almost time for Kaede.
Almost time to put in some effort.
**[04:52] ---**
Don't overdo it.
**[04:54] ---**
Since Big Brother keeps bringing
one new girl after another,
**[04:59] ---**
Kaede feels she needs to shape up soon.
**[05:03] ---**
I'm home!
**[05:04] ---**
Welcome back, Nodoka-san.
**[05:06] ---**
Your uniform?
**[05:07] ---**
It's great! So cute!
**[05:09] ---**
Really!?
**[05:11] ---**
Yup.
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, I have a souvenir.
**[05:13] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[05:17] ---**
Oh, it's slightly better pudding!
**[05:19] ---**
That's right. I got this, too.
Tickets for the gig at the end of the month.
**[05:23] ---**
Give one to Nodoka, too.
**[05:25] ---**
You can give it to her yourself...
**[05:27] ---**
There's one for you too,
so come see the show together.
**[05:29] ---**
I sent one to Nodoka's mom, too.
**[05:32] ---**
SEPTEMBER 19th
**[05:34] ---**
Ready...
**[05:35] ---**
Start!
**[05:41] ---**
Yes! Okay!
**[05:43] ---**
That's a wrap!
**[05:44] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[05:53] ---**
Good thing that went well.
**[05:55] ---**
That didn't go well at all.
Twelve takes? You've got to be kidding!
**[06:01] ---**
It really is impossible for me
to be like Big Sister.
**[06:05] ---**
I seriously can't think about living
under this much pressure every day.
**[06:10] ---**
Totally impossible. Oh man, what should I do?
**[06:14] ---**
Worry about that once you're
actually that popular.
**[06:17] ---**
That's not what I'm talking about.
**[06:21] ---**
What about you?
Do you want to be like Mai-san?
**[06:25] ---**
I'm not sure.
I think I wanted to in the past.
**[06:29] ---**
And now?
**[06:36] ---**
Answer.
**[06:39] ---**
*Hello?*
**[06:40] ---**
Why are you answering, Sakuta?
**[06:42] ---**
*Well, I needed to tell you something,
so it's all right.*
**[06:45] ---**
Me?
**[06:46] ---**
Your dad called a few minutes ago.
**[06:49] ---**
I didn't answer, but when
the answering machine picked up,
**[06:52] ---**
*he asked if you could see him
two nights from now.*
**[06:54] ---**
Got it. Thank you so much.
**[06:57] ---**
Oh, and the commercial shoot ended well.
**[07:00] ---**
Though she had like thirteen takes.
**[07:01] ---**
*Twelve!*
**[07:02] ---**
I see. Tell Nodoka she did a good job.
**[07:05] ---**
See you.
**[07:10] ---**
That's right. Mai-san told me to give you this.
**[07:14] ---**
The ticket for the gig at the end of the month.
**[07:18] ---**
I still remember when I first met Big Sister
at an audition, back when I was a kid.
**[07:21] ---**
Audition Area - historical drama "Kokonoe"
**[07:25] ---**
*I was just thinking
how I wanted a little sister!*
**[07:31] ---**
I was so happy...
**[07:33] ---**
Big Sister was just so awesome.
**[07:36] ---**
Well, Mai-san is still awesome as always.
**[07:39] ---**
But recalling it now,
I think Big Sister was bewildered.
**[07:43] ---**
But, she was still Big Sister...
**[07:50] ---**
I know I can't be like Big Sister,
but I'll continue my work as a pop idol.
**[07:54] ---**
The gigs are fun,
and I have fans that cheer for me.
**[07:58] ---**
I see.
**[07:59] ---**
Yeah...
**[08:00] ---**
So I'll first work hard on getting a song
where I'm the main singer.
**[08:04] ---**
That way, Mother may be
more understanding of me.
**[08:09] ---**
Hey, what do you think about your parents?
**[08:13] ---**
Do you know of the situation
regarding my family?
**[08:15] ---**
Yeah. I've heard most of it from Big Sister.
**[08:19] ---**
Your little sister developed Puberty Syndrome,
**[08:22] ---**
your mother was hospitalized
because she couldn't accept that fact,
**[08:25] ---**
and your father had to stay by her side...
**[08:28] ---**
Well, that's about it.
**[08:31] ---**
In the end, they left everything
about Kaede to me, and now we live apart.
**[08:37] ---**
And? How do you feel about your parents?
**[08:40] ---**
They're my parents.
**[08:42] ---**
Huh? What's up with that?
Surely, you have other feelings.
**[08:45] ---**
Like you love them, hate them,
they piss you off or are annoying...
**[08:48] ---**
Well, all of the above?
**[08:53] ---**
No grudges?
**[08:54] ---**
Not really.
**[08:55] ---**
Why?
**[08:56] ---**
Probably because they're my parents.
**[09:05] ---**
Something wrong?
**[09:07] ---**
Mother...
**[09:08] ---**
Where is Nodoka?
This is an important time for her.
**[09:12] ---**
Please return her!
**[09:14] ---**
Sorry, I don't understand...
**[09:17] ---**
She's at your place, isn't she?
**[09:18] ---**
No, she is not.
**[09:20] ---**
Don't lie to me!
**[09:22] ---**
She really isn't here.
Would you like to come in and see for yourself?
**[09:27] ---**
No, that's fine.
**[09:29] ---**
If you hear from Nodoka,
please tell her to hurry back home.
**[09:36] ---**
SEPTEMBER 21st
**[09:43] ---**
It's been a while.
**[09:45] ---**
Perhaps.
**[09:48] ---**
How's Mom?
**[09:49] ---**
Getting better.
**[09:51] ---**
I see. That's good.
**[09:54] ---**
- Oh—
- Ka—
**[09:57] ---**
H-How's Kaede doing?
**[09:59] ---**
She was wearing her uniform
when I came home the other day.
**[10:02] ---**
It's still hard for her to go outside, but I think
she feels that she can't stay like this forever.
**[10:09] ---**
I see...
**[10:12] ---**
You know...
**[10:13] ---**
What is it?
**[10:14] ---**
How does it feel to be a parent?
**[10:16] ---**
You can't possibly have a kid—
**[10:18] ---**
No, not that!
I haven't done that stuff yet!
**[10:20] ---**
That's not what I wanted to ask.
**[10:24] ---**
I see, not yet...
**[10:27] ---**
Well, you can find out what it feels like
once you've become a parent.
**[10:32] ---**
Will I be one someday?
**[10:35] ---**
Honestly, your mother and I were in turmoil
when you were born.
**[10:40] ---**
It was a first time for everything,
which made us feel uneasy...
**[10:43] ---**
One time, when I was changing your diapers,
my head so hazy from utter fatigue,
**[10:47] ---**
I feel asleep before finishing.
**[10:49] ---**
If you're going to tell me anything,
can you make it something more decent?
**[10:53] ---**
SEPTEMBER 30th
**[10:57] ---**
Amazing. You're pretty popular.
**[11:00] ---**
For now, it's all we can do
to fill up a place of this size.
**[11:04] ---**
So your mother is somewhere in the crowd?
**[11:07] ---**
Somewhere towards the front, I think.
**[11:54] ---**
Good evening!
**[11:56] ---**
We're Sweet Bullet!
**[11:58] ---**
Well, it's finally started.
**[11:58] ---**
Toyohama, were you "Doka-chan"?
Should I go along with it?
**[12:00] ---**
Wait, Zukki, aren't you sweating a ton?
**[12:01] ---**
You don't have to!
**[12:03] ---**
Eh? Idols don't sweat.
**[12:05] ---**
No, you are. Quite a bit.
**[12:06] ---**
You always say how even your panties
are drenched after a gig.
**[12:10] ---**
I-Idols don't wear panties!
**[12:13] ---**
Eh? You're not wearing panties?
**[12:16] ---**
Oh no, no, that's not what I wanted to say.
I wanted to say, idols never sweat!
**[12:19] ---**
Then, what's that?
**[12:20] ---**
This is, well...
Some kind of strange juice!
**[12:24] ---**
If we keep this up, she might say
something fatal to a pop idol's career.
**[12:30] ---**
Okay, on to the next song, "BABY"!
**[12:34] ---**
I WANNA KISS YOU, LOVE ME BABY!
**[12:40] ---**
I WANNA KISS YOU, LOVE ME BABY!
**[12:52] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[12:53] ---**
Today's Set List
1. Sweet Bullet
2. BABY
**[12:59] ---**
You know,
**[12:59] ---**
Nee, watashi
**[13:00] ---**
My brain has been in a traffic jam all day long
**[13:00] ---**
Asa kara shikou kairo ga daijuutai desu
**[13:04] ---**
I won't look so flat and exhausted like before
**[13:04] ---**
Mae mitai ni kino nuketa kao nante shinaiwa
**[13:11] ---**
Calculating to pretend that it's just a coincidence
**[13:11] ---**
Guuzen wo yosoou tame no keisan wo shite
**[13:16] ---**
Words to approach you with
are what I desperately--
**[13:16] ---**
Kimi ni kakeru kotoba hisshi--
**[13:19] ---**
am searching for
**[13:19] ---**
Sagashiteru
**[13:23] ---**
Confidence that I can speak well
**[13:23] ---**
Jouzu ni hanaseru jishin nante
**[13:29] ---**
is something I don't have one bit of
**[13:29] ---**
Koreppochi mo nai kuse nine
**[13:34] ---**
For you, KISS YOU, LOVE ME BABY
**[13:34] ---**
Kimi ni KISS YOU, LOVE ME BABY
**[13:37] ---**
This story's just begun
**[13:37] ---**
Hajimatta bakari no STORY
**[13:40] ---**
Big Sister is amazing...
**[13:40] ---**
- Yoshuu mo nanimo dekite naikedo
- I haven't beenn able to study in advance at all
**[13:44] ---**
And now, the usual event
for Sweet Bullet...
**[13:46] ---**
Announcing the featured member
for the next single!
**[13:50] ---**
Clap, clap, clap!
**[13:53] ---**
Wait, since I'm the one announcing it,
that means I'm out of the running!
**[13:58] ---**
Maybe it's a surprise and
you're announcing yourself, Zukki!
**[14:01] ---**
Well, here goes!
**[14:04] ---**
Announcing!
**[14:07] ---**
The featured member of our next single...
**[14:11] ---**
...is Doka-chan!
**[14:16] ---**
Grats!
**[14:18] ---**
Thank you!
**[14:20] ---**
I'll do my best to not lose
to everyone else, including Zukki!
**[14:32] ---**
Man, that was fun.
**[14:34] ---**
I can kinda see why some people
get totally obsessed with pop idols.
**[14:40] ---**
What are they waiting for?
**[14:43] ---**
That.
**[14:47] ---**
Good for you. Good for you.
**[14:50] ---**
I'm so happy for you.
You really tried so hard.
**[15:01] ---**
Mother was smiling...
**[15:04] ---**
It's normal to smile sometimes.
**[15:06] ---**
No way. She's never looked like that
in front of me.
**[15:11] ---**
So in the end, it's all about Big Sister.
**[15:15] ---**
So Mother thinks Big Sister is better after all...
**[15:24] ---**
I don't want to go home.
**[15:26] ---**
I want to go to the beach.
**[15:32] ---**
All right. Just for a bit.
**[15:47] ---**
Hey!
**[15:53] ---**
Hold on!
**[15:54] ---**
Let go!
**[15:55] ---**
Nobody really needs me at all!
**[15:58] ---**
Toyohama!
**[16:00] ---**
What the hell are you doing?
**[16:01] ---**
I've had enough of this!
**[16:02] ---**
No way you've had enough!
**[16:04] ---**
Let go! Let go of me, you idiot!
**[16:05] ---**
Who's the idiot here!?
**[16:07] ---**
This has nothing to do with you!
**[16:08] ---**
Then don't test me so unfairly!
**[16:11] ---**
Don't go into the ocean assuming
someone will save you, idiot!
**[16:14] ---**
Shut up!
**[16:16] ---**
All you care about is Big Sister!
**[16:18] ---**
That's right! If something happened to you,
Mai-san will be sad!
**[16:21] ---**
That's a lie!
**[16:22] ---**
It's not a lie!
**[16:24] ---**
If something happened to you,
I know Mai-san will be sad!
**[16:26] ---**
She said she hated me!
**[16:28] ---**
And that was the lie!
**[16:33] ---**
Do you have proof?
**[16:36] ---**
Fine. I'll show you.
**[16:43] ---**
You shouldn't do that.
Swimming is prohibited in this area.
**[16:53] ---**
What is this?
**[16:54] ---**
You'll see when you open it.
**[16:56] ---**
Annoying.
**[17:02] ---**
These are... all letters I wrote.
**[17:05] ---**
Why?
**[17:06] ---**
I don't get it... Why... Why?
**[17:11] ---**
Obviously, because she was happy
to receive them.
**[17:14] ---**
She kept all the letters from you
safe and sound.
**[17:18] ---**
There's no way she hates you
if she's done this.
**[17:20] ---**
But I'm not... her real little sister!
**[17:25] ---**
What's that about?
**[17:29] ---**
Back when I wrote these,
**[17:31] ---**
I didn't know that Big Sister and I
had different mothers, and what that meant...
**[17:36] ---**
So, after I figured it out,
I always felt uneasy...
**[17:40] ---**
When I thought that I was being a nuisance
to Big Sister, I couldn't write letters anymore!
**[17:47] ---**
Or so she says.
Mai-san, how did you really feel?
**[17:53] ---**
Don't look through people's treasures
without permission.
**[17:57] ---**
Why...
**[18:00] ---**
Big Sister...
**[18:02] ---**
All I remember from back then is
how dizzy I felt from how busy I was.
**[18:07] ---**
All I did after going home was sleep, and didn't
have time to watch the shows I appeared in.
**[18:13] ---**
So many people complimented me,
but all I thought was, "Who are these people?"
**[18:21] ---**
But you were different, Nodoka.
**[18:23] ---**
Honestly, I was bewildered when you
were introduced as my little sister...
**[18:28] ---**
But you always gave me letters saying,
"You were awesome!" or "You're amazing!"
**[18:34] ---**
And it gave me courage each time.
**[18:37] ---**
I felt that I could keep working hard
as long as it made you happy.
**[18:41] ---**
And thanks to that, I came to like my job.
**[18:44] ---**
So, Nodoka...
**[18:46] ---**
Thank you.
**[18:49] ---**
Thank you for being my little sister.
**[18:55] ---**
Big Sister...
**[18:57] ---**
Not fair! You're not fair, Big Sister!
**[18:59] ---**
Saying that after everything's
said and done... It's too late!
**[19:03] ---**
I tried to do my best, too....
**[19:06] ---**
But why do you get a featured song before me?
**[19:10] ---**
Why are you being complimented
by my mother!?
**[19:13] ---**
Because I practiced.
**[19:15] ---**
I practiced bit by bit every day.
**[19:17] ---**
That's what I mean!
**[19:18] ---**
No matter how hard it is,
you do what you need to properly!
**[19:21] ---**
It's your fault if you can't do it!
I hate how you're awesome like that!
**[19:28] ---**
Ouch! Why me!?
**[19:31] ---**
Sorry. She sounded like a spoiled brat,
so my anger flared up.
**[19:34] ---**
Then you slapped the wrong person, right?
**[19:37] ---**
She has a fashion magazine
photo shoot tomorrow, right?
**[19:39] ---**
What'll she do if she's scarred because of me?
**[19:42] ---**
Stuff like that, too...
**[19:44] ---**
Your professionalism is too strong!
I can't even compete!
**[19:48] ---**
I can't even compete...
**[19:56] ---**
Nodoka.
**[19:58] ---**
You know how your mother was
in the line of high-fives after the gig, right?
**[20:03] ---**
Her hand was trembling on her turn,
and she held my hand.
**[20:09] ---**
I think she felt really uneasy until now.
**[20:12] ---**
Uneasy?
**[20:13] ---**
Seeing you do everything
to meet her expectations,
**[20:17] ---**
she was uneasy about whether or not
you were truly happy this whole time
**[20:22] ---**
But I don't know anything about that.
I haven't heard a thing.
**[20:25] ---**
Like parents would be able to tell their child
about how uneasy they feel about raising them.
**[20:31] ---**
But I... I...
**[20:35] ---**
I just wanted my mother to be happy
since she was always mad, you see?
**[20:39] ---**
She always talked about you,
so I wanted her to compliment me for once!
**[20:43] ---**
I wanted my mother to smile at me!
**[20:47] ---**
Then, from now on, make her happy
with something you choose for yourself, Nodoka.
**[20:52] ---**
Not something she tells you to do.
**[20:57] ---**
Yup... Yup...
**[21:03] ---**
Sorry... I'm sorry, mother...
**[21:19] ---**
You know, Big Sister...
**[21:21] ---**
What?
**[21:23] ---**
I don't have to be exactly like you, do I?
**[21:27] ---**
You can if you want to be.
**[21:30] ---**
I don't.
**[21:40] ---**
Huh?
**[21:41] ---**
Eh? What?
**[21:42] ---**
We're back?
**[21:44] ---**
I think so...
**[21:47] ---**
We're back! We're back to normal, Big Sister!
**[21:50] ---**
Nodoka! I'm so glad!
**[21:56] ---**
Now, I can be all lovey-dovey with Mai-san...
**[21:59] ---**
Big Sister!
**[22:01] ---**
Oh, don't cry...
**[22:02] ---**
But...
**[22:06] ---**
In the end, I wonder what this was all about.
**[22:10] ---**
First of all, it wasn't their personas
that had swapped, right?
**[22:13] ---**
I guess so. You could say it was only
their appearances that swapped.
**[22:17] ---**
The little sister's consciousness, thinking
"I want to be like Big Sister" or "I have to be like her,"
**[22:22] ---**
probably changed her appearance
into that of Mai Sakurajima.
**[22:26] ---**
Probably, but what kind of reasoning is that?
**[22:29] ---**
As for the principle, it's probably adequate
to assume it's a type of quantum teleportation.
**[22:32] ---**
Quantum Mechanics Stories that
Even Gorillas Can Understand
**[22:36] ---**
Gorillas are smart, aren't they?
**[22:38] ---**
In other words...
**[22:39] ---**
Sakurajima-senpai's little sister took the blueprint
for her big sister's physical body for her own,
**[22:44] ---**
and gained the guise of our senpai
by observing it for herself. That's what I think.
**[22:50] ---**
Then, why did Mai-san
look like Toyohama as well?
**[22:53] ---**
Is it possible to think that she may have
been slightly jealous of her little sister, too?
**[23:45] ---**
*It's unlocked. Come in.*
**[23:47] ---**
Excuse me!
**[23:50] ---**
Why are you here, Toyohama?
**[23:52] ---**
I'm going to live here, too.
**[23:54] ---**
I thought you mended fences with your mom.
**[23:56] ---**
I had another fight soon after.
**[23:58] ---**
I mean, she was so annoying,
telling me to do this and that, you know?
**[24:01] ---**
Don't "you know" me!
**[24:02] ---**
Are you okay with this, Mai-san?
**[24:04] ---**
Oh, sorry. It's a call from my agency.
**[24:07] ---**
Hello. Thanks for the hard work.
**[24:09] ---**
When I talked to Big Sister about it, she asked,
"Do you want to live at my place for a while?"
**[24:14] ---**
And, well... Thank you.
**[24:18] ---**
Big Sister said I should give a proper thanks!
**[24:20] ---**
I troubled you in many ways...
And you saved me...
**[24:24] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[24:26] ---**
I just wanted to be lovey-dovey
with Mai-san as soon as possible.
**[24:32] ---**
I think I understand it a bit now.
**[24:34] ---**
Huh?
**[24:35] ---**
Why Big Sister chose you, Sakuta.
**[24:39] ---**
I am terribly sorry about that.
**[24:42] ---**
Yes, I realize I'll be troubling you.
**[24:44] ---**
Yes...
**[24:46] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[24:47] ---**
I think we've got a slight problem now...
**[24:50] ---**
Showbiz news
Shocking Scandal for Mai Sakurajima!
Is that her boyfriend walking next to her!?
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Sakuta-kun.
What a rascal.
**[24:57] ---**
Next Time
#11 The Kaede Quest
# E11 - The Kaede Quest
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW41Q7EY/the-kaede-quest)
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**[00:00] ---**
PRODUCTION ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE FILM
"FUTURE OF SPRING (HARUNO MIRAI)"
**[00:04] ---**
I am terribly sorry to have caused
such a commotion as of late.
**[00:09] ---**
What kind of person is he?
**[00:11] ---**
How did you end up dating him?
**[00:13] ---**
He is a younger boy who attends
the same school as me.
**[00:17] ---**
He confessed his love in front of
the entire student body, and well...
**[00:21] ---**
Mai-san, your face seems to be a bit red.
**[00:25] ---**
*I'm talking about my first-ever boyfriend
in front of so many cameras, after all.*
**[00:30] ---**
*Of course I'd be embarrassed!*
**[00:34] ---**
*With the movie production announcement
becoming something like this,*
**[00:38] ---**
*I've troubled the director,
as well as all of my co-stars.*
**[00:42] ---**
*The producer was ecstatic, saying how he
didn't need to do advertising, so it's fine.*
**[00:49] ---**
*He became the catalyst for me
returning to my work in the business.*
**[00:53] ---**
*If I hadn't met him, I never would have had
the opportunity to stand before cameras like this.*
**[01:02] ---**
*I don't mind you peering
into my own private life,*
**[01:05] ---**
*but he's an ordinary boy
with nothing to do with showbiz.*
**[01:08] ---**
*I would ask that you refrain
from invading his privacy, if possible.*
**[01:12] ---**
Mai-san is so awesome!
**[01:14] ---**
*It's fine, no one in this country
would be so shameless*
**[01:17] ---**
*to take photos of others without asking
and uploading them to the Net.*
**[01:23] ---**
Kaede has to do her best for Big Brother, too!
**[01:26] ---**
KAEDE'S GOALS FOR THE YEAR!
**[03:00] ---**
OCTOBER 15th
**[03:01] ---**
I'm glad it didn't turn into as big
an ordeal as I thought it would.
**[03:05] ---**
All thanks to that line from the director.
**[03:07] ---**
There's that, but I think you left a really
good impression at that press conference.
**[03:12] ---**
You looked so innocent, and were really cute!
**[03:16] ---**
I'm fortunate to have you as my girlfriend.
I am the happiest guy in the world.
**[03:21] ---**
Of course you are.
**[03:23] ---**
But once the movie starts filming,
I'll be busy again.
**[03:27] ---**
Even then, I'm happy.
**[03:29] ---**
I really am the happiest guy in the world.
**[03:34] ---**
Hey, what about you?
**[03:37] ---**
You know, Sakuta...
**[03:38] ---**
What is it?
**[03:39] ---**
It's likely that I'm more in love
with you than you think.
**[03:45] ---**
No, I think I love you more.
**[03:48] ---**
Yeah, yeah. I'll just leave it at that for you.
**[03:51] ---**
See you.
**[04:06] ---**
To Sakuta-kun
**[04:09] ---**
Can I see you at Shichirigahama Beach tomorrow?
— From Shoko-san
**[04:13] ---**
Come to think,
Makinohara hasn't been around lately.
**[04:16] ---**
Kaede is slightly worried about that, too.
**[04:18] ---**
SHOKO MAKINOHARA
**[04:19] ---**
Hayate looks a bit lonely, too.
**[04:21] ---**
*The fact that she calls herself "Shoko-san"*
**[04:24] ---**
*indicates that it's not
middle-school Makinohara.*
**[04:28] ---**
*Meaning, it must be...*
**[04:30] ---**
OCTOBER 16th
**[04:32] ---**
Hey, Futaba.
**[04:33] ---**
Azusagawa...
How many times is this now?
**[04:36] ---**
I'm not seeking counsel
for Puberty Syndrome this time.
**[04:39] ---**
Well, it might have something
to do with it, but...
**[04:43] ---**
Can I see you at Shichirigahama Beach tomorrow?
— From Shoko-san
**[04:44] ---**
It's a letter from "Shoko-san."
**[04:46] ---**
When is this "tomorrow"?
**[04:48] ---**
I think that's today.
**[04:50] ---**
Did you say anything to Sakurajima-senpai?
**[04:52] ---**
I didn't.
**[04:53] ---**
So what you're asking is how to cheat on her
without getting caught?
**[04:57] ---**
No, that's not it.
Don't misunderstand it.
**[05:00] ---**
Then, why didn't you tell her?
**[05:02] ---**
What's the right way to tell her?
**[05:04] ---**
Though, it's strange that you'd be worried
about something like this.
**[05:08] ---**
Usually, you'd hurry and tell her,
saying being scolded is a reward or something.
**[05:12] ---**
Who the hell do you think I am?
**[05:14] ---**
A rascal that feels ecstasy from abuse.
**[05:16] ---**
I shouldn't have asked.
**[05:19] ---**
But well, how do I put it...
I felt like it was being unfair.
**[05:23] ---**
Unfair?
**[05:24] ---**
If it were the opposite, and she told me,
"I'm going to meet my first crush,"
**[05:29] ---**
I'd totally get gloomy thinking about it.
**[05:31] ---**
Isn't Sakurajima-senpai different?
**[05:34] ---**
She's someone that can face
any problem presented to her, right?
**[05:37] ---**
Well, yeah...
**[05:39] ---**
Wait, what have you been doing
this whole time?
**[05:41] ---**
You're too tedious, so I've been texting her
everything we've been talking about.
**[05:46] ---**
What?
**[05:46] ---**
She said she'll be right over.
**[05:48] ---**
Hold on a second!
**[05:49] ---**
So yeah, enjoy.
**[05:52] ---**
Thank you, Futaba.
**[05:53] ---**
No problem, pardon me.
**[05:59] ---**
You know, Sakuta...
**[06:00] ---**
Yes, what is it?
**[06:03] ---**
Can you be back by 6 o'clock?
**[06:04] ---**
Eh?
**[06:05] ---**
I'll make dinner for you.
**[06:07] ---**
Y-Yeah, I think I can be home by then.
**[06:10] ---**
Okay. I'll swing by around then.
**[06:16] ---**
Um, Mai-san, is that all?
**[06:19] ---**
What, you want me to act all jealous?
**[06:22] ---**
Well, there's that...
**[06:24] ---**
I don't quite know how to say this,
but she is slightly intriguing to me, too.
**[06:30] ---**
Shoko-san and Shoko-chan...
**[06:33] ---**
And when you consider how they're related.
**[06:35] ---**
So that's why you're forgiving me.
**[06:38] ---**
She's the one who helped you
when you were down, right?
**[06:42] ---**
I just don't want you to
keep having some weird remorse about her.
**[06:47] ---**
Though I find none of this amusing...
**[06:50] ---**
Any thoughts?
**[06:55] ---**
Mai-san, I love you!
**[06:57] ---**
You're embarrassing me. Stop!
**[06:59] ---**
Show your sincerity some other way!
**[07:02] ---**
Well then...
**[07:06] ---**
Ah! Why!?
**[07:07] ---**
Why should I kiss a boyfriend
who's about to go meet his ex?
**[07:11] ---**
I thought you gave me permission
for that earlier.
**[07:14] ---**
This is this, and that is that.
**[07:17] ---**
I won't let you do stuff like that so easily.
**[07:22] ---**
Well, as promised,
I'll definitely be home by 6 o'clock.
**[07:28] ---**
Um...
**[07:29] ---**
Uh... Do you not remember me?
**[07:32] ---**
I'm Kotomi Kano,
Kae-chan's childhood friend.
**[07:36] ---**
Sakuta, why not go somewhere else?
**[07:39] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:40] ---**
I must have troubled you,
showing up so suddenly.
**[07:43] ---**
No, it's totally fine.
**[07:46] ---**
Um, Mai-san, it troubles me
to ask you this, but...
**[07:50] ---**
I'll go to the beach for you.
**[07:52] ---**
I'll recognize her on sight,
since I know Shoko-chan, right?
**[07:55] ---**
Right, you should recognize her.
**[07:58] ---**
I'm sorry, you had other plans, didn't you?
**[08:02] ---**
It's fine.
**[08:04] ---**
Anyway, how'd you figure out
which school I go to?
**[08:07] ---**
Well... I saw you in the magazines...
**[08:11] ---**
I've been trying to forget all this time.
**[08:15] ---**
How I couldn't do anything about the
terrible things that happened to Kae-chan.
**[08:20] ---**
Then, both of you moved away...
**[08:23] ---**
After you left, the bullying against Kae-chan
became a big problem at school.
**[08:28] ---**
Everyone started telling the girls who
bullied Kae-chan to die and disappear...
**[08:34] ---**
And then, those girls
stopped coming to school, too.
**[08:38] ---**
It started to feel like everyone
defeated the villain, and it was all over.
**[08:43] ---**
I see...
**[08:44] ---**
But I wasn't able to do anything for Kae-chan.
**[08:48] ---**
I couldn't help in the slightest.
All I did was worry about her...
**[08:52] ---**
That's only natural.
**[08:53] ---**
You couldn't have done anything
from the classroom next door.
**[08:56] ---**
Um...
**[08:57] ---**
Is Kae-chan doing well?
**[08:59] ---**
She's well.
**[09:01] ---**
Though, she loves the house so much
that she can't leave.
**[09:05] ---**
There's no reason for you to be down, Kano.
**[09:08] ---**
Is it possible for me to see Kae-chan?
**[09:11] ---**
It's sure to cause perplexity.
**[09:16] ---**
Sorry to make you wait.
**[09:18] ---**
Where's that girl?
**[09:19] ---**
I walked her to the train station.
**[09:21] ---**
Then I'll head home ahead of you.
**[09:23] ---**
I'll go home now, too.
**[09:25] ---**
You don't have to wait for Shoko-san?
**[09:27] ---**
The sun will set soon, so there's no telling
if she'll actually come if I wait.
**[09:31] ---**
I'm all right if you're all right...
**[09:34] ---**
Oh, but I should tell her
what I've been wanting to say...
**[09:41] ---**
I have a girlfriend now.
—From Sakuta
**[09:48] ---**
Big Brother!
**[09:50] ---**
Hold off a bit on dinner.
Mai-san is coming over to make it tonight.
**[09:54] ---**
Mai-san makes tasty meals,
so looking forward to it!
**[09:57] ---**
But, before that, Kaede has
an important announcement to make!
**[10:03] ---**
Ta-dah!
**[10:07] ---**
What is this?
**[10:08] ---**
° Go outside with Big Brother
° Stroll around with Big Brother
° Flirt with Big Brother at the beach
**[10:08] ---**
These are Kaede's goals for the year!
**[10:12] ---**
We're going to flirt?
**[10:13] ---**
Yes, we will flirt.
**[10:15] ---**
° Ride a train with Big Brother
° Go buy pudding with Big Brother
° Go on a date with Big Brother!
**[10:17] ---**
You know, Kaede...
**[10:18] ---**
What is it?
**[10:19] ---**
Is there anything that doesn't involve me?
**[10:21] ---**
There is.
**[10:22] ---**
This one!
**[10:22] ---**
° Answer phone calls from people
other than Big Brother
**[10:27] ---**
° Go to school
**[10:28] ---**
So what do you think, Big Brother?
**[10:30] ---**
For starters, don't you have too many goals?
**[10:33] ---**
There's only two and a half months
left in the year.
**[10:36] ---**
And, the leap between answering the phone
and going to school is too big.
**[10:40] ---**
Don't overexert yourself.
**[10:41] ---**
That's true...
**[10:43] ---**
Heading outside may be difficult.
**[10:46] ---**
For now, why not get more goals
that'll make you want to go out?
**[10:50] ---**
What kind of goals, for example?
**[10:52] ---**
Let's see... How about going to see pandas?
**[10:55] ---**
Pandas? You mean giant pandas?
**[10:57] ---**
We can go see lesser pandas too.
**[11:00] ---**
Let's go see pandas!
**[11:01] ---**
° Go see pandas with Big Brother
**[11:05] ---**
Kaede feels like she can head outside now!
**[11:15] ---**
The yellowtail is so juicy!
**[11:16] ---**
Mai-san is such a good cook! So amazing!
**[11:19] ---**
With practice, you'll be able to make this, too.
**[11:23] ---**
Really!?
**[11:27] ---**
SHOKO MAKINOHARA
**[11:28] ---**
Hello, Azusagawa residence.
**[11:30] ---**
*Um, it's me, Makinohara. Good evening.*
**[11:33] ---**
Yup. Good evening.
**[11:35] ---**
*Sorry it took so long to call you back
after calling me yesterday.*
**[11:40] ---**
No, it's fine. I just wanted
to confirm something with you.
**[11:44] ---**
Makinohara, you didn't toss a letter
into our mailbox, did you?
**[11:47] ---**
*A letter? No.*
**[11:49] ---**
I see. Then, that's fine.
**[11:52] ---**
You haven't been over lately.
Are you doing well?
**[11:55] ---**
*Yes, my apologies. I've left Hayate
in your care all this time, too...*
**[11:59] ---**
Did something happen?
**[12:01] ---**
*Oh, I just haven't been feeling well lately.*
**[12:04] ---**
*I'll visit again once I'm feeling better.*
**[12:07] ---**
Yeah. We'll be waiting for you.
**[12:14] ---**
U-Um, Big Brother...
**[12:16] ---**
If Shoko calls again, can Kaede answer?
**[12:21] ---**
Yeah, that's fine.
**[12:23] ---**
Do you want to answer phone calls?
**[12:25] ---**
Yes! It's one of Kaede's goals!
**[12:26] ---**
Kaede's goals for the year!
**[12:28] ---**
You really are enthusiastic.
What happened to you?
**[12:32] ---**
Kaede came to a realization.
**[12:34] ---**
If Kaede can't live on her own, Big Brother will
never be able to marry in this lifetime.
**[12:39] ---**
Let's hear the details.
**[12:41] ---**
Face it, whoever marries Big Brother
will automatically get Kaede, too.
**[12:47] ---**
I'm sure Mai-san will be happy to have you.
**[12:49] ---**
I wouldn't mind if you were around, Kaede.
**[12:52] ---**
But, still, Kaede wanting to
be independent is a good thing.
**[12:57] ---**
Do you want to practice answering
the phone with me right now?
**[13:06] ---**
Don't worry. It's Mai-san.
**[13:08] ---**
O-Okay!
**[13:13] ---**
A-Azusagawa residence!
**[13:15] ---**
Congratulations, Kaede. A job well done.
**[13:19] ---**
Success, Big Brother!
**[13:20] ---**
*Hello? Kaede, can you hear me?*
**[13:23] ---**
Y-Yes, loud and clear!
**[13:26] ---**
Looks like you'll be able to
answer calls from me now.
**[13:28] ---**
A great effort, Kaede.
**[13:31] ---**
Kaede!?
**[13:33] ---**
It's all right...
**[13:36] ---**
She has a fever...
**[13:37] ---**
I'm sorry. I made you work too hard.
**[13:39] ---**
No. Thanks to Mai-san,
Kaede was able to meet one of her goals.
**[13:44] ---**
At this pace, stepping outside
may be possible tomorrow.
**[13:48] ---**
Maybe so.
**[13:49] ---**
We might be able to see the pandas, too.
**[14:03] ---**
○ ° Answer phone calls from people
other than Big Brother
**[14:19] ---**
What I think, Sakuta-kun...
**[14:22] ---**
...is that life is here for us to become kinder.
**[14:26] ---**
To become kinder...
**[14:29] ---**
I live life every day hoping that I'm a
slightly kinder person than I was the day before.
**[14:43] ---**
OCTOBER 17th
**[14:50] ---**
Senpai.
**[14:51] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[14:53] ---**
Not really.
**[14:54] ---**
I was just thinking how to use your charm
to gather more customers in this lull.
**[15:00] ---**
Senpai, you're terrible at lying.
**[15:03] ---**
If you're bored, help me out over here...
**[15:06] ---**
...with the beer tank!
**[15:07] ---**
Sure thing.
**[15:08] ---**
Let's do this. And a heigh-hoh!
**[15:12] ---**
Senpai, hold your end properly!
**[15:15] ---**
No, it's just that you casted a weird spell.
**[15:17] ---**
Something about a heigh?
**[15:20] ---**
Wait, you don't say that in Tokyo?
**[15:22] ---**
Neither do you in Kanagawa.
**[15:24] ---**
No way! What do I do?
**[15:25] ---**
I said it on cleaning duty with Nana!
**[15:28] ---**
You let it slip out sometimes,
so I'm sure Nana is already aware.
**[15:33] ---**
So, here goes.
**[15:35] ---**
And a heigh-hoh!
**[15:37] ---**
Senpai, you're seriously annoying!
**[15:39] ---**
But, well...
**[15:41] ---**
It sure cheers me up to chat with you, Koga.
**[15:43] ---**
Don't be so monotonous!
You really tick me off!
**[15:50] ---**
Welcome home, Big Brother.
**[15:52] ---**
Y-Yeah. I'm home.
**[15:54] ---**
Big Brother really came home,
just like you said, Mai-san!
**[15:59] ---**
Okay.
I'll hand him the phone, then.
**[16:03] ---**
Mai-san?
**[16:04] ---**
*Welcome home.*
**[16:05] ---**
I was watching you arrive
from my veranda.
**[16:09] ---**
*Does Kaede seem to be okay?*
**[16:10] ---**
She appears to be better than yesterday.
**[16:13] ---**
*I see. That's good.*
**[16:15] ---**
Thanks for thinking about Kaede.
**[16:19] ---**
You shouldn't overwork yourself either.
**[16:21] ---**
*Oh, I'll be all right.*
**[16:23] ---**
*When things get tough for me,
I'll just have you spoil me to heal me back up.*
**[16:27] ---**
*I'm fine with that,
as long as it cheers you up.*
**[16:29] ---**
Man, I want to see you right now.
**[16:32] ---**
*Nope. I'm going to take a bath now.*
**[16:34] ---**
That makes me want to see you even more.
**[16:36] ---**
Hold off for today.
**[16:38] ---**
And I'm sure Kaede has
another new announcement.
**[16:44] ---**
Big Brother, it's finally done!
**[16:47] ---**
- That's a joyous occasion.
- Joyous, indeed.
**[16:50] ---**
So, what's done now?
**[16:52] ---**
The plan for Kaede to step outside!
**[16:55] ---**
Ta-dah!
**[16:58] ---**
"1. Change into cute clothes."
**[17:01] ---**
"2. Take a short break."
**[17:03] ---**
"3. Move to the front entrance."
**[17:05] ---**
"4. Take a short break."
**[17:07] ---**
"5. Put shoes on."
**[17:09] ---**
"6. Take a short break."
**[17:11] ---**
There's a lot of breaks.
**[17:13] ---**
It's important to take frequent breaks.
**[17:16] ---**
"7. Latch onto Big Brother's back."
**[17:19] ---**
"8. Replenish Big Brother power."
**[17:22] ---**
"9. And head outside together with Big Brother!"
**[17:25] ---**
° Furthermore, if Kaede collapses,
have Big Brother carry her (like a princess)
**[17:25] ---**
What to do in an emergency
has been prepared, too!
**[17:29] ---**
It's perfect!
**[17:33] ---**
OCTOBER 19th
**[17:35] ---**
So many!
**[17:36] ---**
They're all things I've worn
for magazine shoots.
**[17:39] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[17:41] ---**
Big Brother! Mai-san handed over
so many cute clothes!
**[17:45] ---**
Good for you, Kaede.
**[17:47] ---**
Why don't you try them on?
**[17:48] ---**
I think this will look good on you.
**[17:50] ---**
I-Isn't that a bit too mature?
**[17:54] ---**
It's fine. See?
**[17:56] ---**
It's as if Kaede is no longer Kaede!
**[17:58] ---**
If you want something more feminine,
you can go with this.
**[18:02] ---**
So feminine!
**[18:03] ---**
OCTOBER 23rd
**[18:12] ---**
I'm home!
**[18:17] ---**
Kaede would like to try
going outside now.
**[18:25] ---**
All right, let's go.
**[18:26] ---**
Yes. All done changing into cute clothes, too.
**[18:29] ---**
Did you take a short break?
**[18:31] ---**
Took a long break!
**[18:34] ---**
Then, shoes are up next.
**[18:39] ---**
Are they tight?
**[18:40] ---**
It's a very new feeling.
**[18:46] ---**
Next is latching onto Big Brother's back.
**[18:49] ---**
All right, gotcha.
**[18:54] ---**
You're going to latch on this hard?
**[18:55] ---**
Yes, this hard.
**[19:00] ---**
You know, Kaede...
**[19:01] ---**
Yes?
**[19:02] ---**
You're replenishing Big Brother power, right?
**[19:06] ---**
50 percent...
**[19:07] ---**
How many more minutes will it take?
**[19:09] ---**
Five minutes.
**[19:10] ---**
If you're scared,
isn't it okay to call it quits about now?
**[19:14] ---**
I mean, you were able to put your shoes on,
so that's more than good enough for today.
**[19:18] ---**
N-No way!
**[19:20] ---**
Kaede is scared.
**[19:22] ---**
Kaede is scared to stay stagnant...
**[19:25] ---**
...scared to think things are
going to stay like this forever.
**[19:29] ---**
I see.
**[19:30] ---**
There is much love for the home.
It's scary to step outside. It's scary, but...
**[19:37] ---**
Not being able to leave forever is a lot...
a lot scarier!
**[19:42] ---**
I see. You may be right...
**[19:46] ---**
Kaede, I'm opening the door.
**[19:48] ---**
Okay!
**[19:55] ---**
Kaede, can you see before you?
**[19:58] ---**
Still too scared, so eyes are still shut.
Naturally, can't see anything.
**[20:02] ---**
All right, I get it.
Then, we're moving forward really slowly.
**[20:10] ---**
B-Big Brother, is it outside yet?
**[20:14] ---**
We're still in the entryway.
**[20:17] ---**
How about now? Are we outside?
**[20:19] ---**
Still a ways to go.
**[20:23] ---**
Just a bit more, Kaede.
**[20:25] ---**
H-Hold on, Big Brother.
**[20:27] ---**
No more, please... This is the limit.
**[20:29] ---**
Calling it off after all.
**[20:31] ---**
It was a decade too early
for someone like Kaede to step outside!
**[20:45] ---**
Big Brother, this is...
**[20:47] ---**
Outside.
**[20:48] ---**
B-Big Brother, was this your scheme?
**[20:51] ---**
Yeah, it was my scheme.
**[20:53] ---**
K-Kaede is...
**[20:57] ---**
H-Hey, Kaede...
**[20:59] ---**
I'm sorry for lying.
**[21:02] ---**
Big Brother... Big Brother did...
**[21:05] ---**
I'm really sorry about this.
**[21:07] ---**
No.. That's not it! That's not it!
**[21:11] ---**
Kaede is...
**[21:13] ---**
Kaede is outside...
She's happy that she's outside!
**[21:24] ---**
*Since then, Kaede became able
to step further and further outside.*
**[21:29] ---**
*The next day, she made it to the elevator.*
**[21:32] ---**
*The day after that, she made it out
to the first-floor building entrance.*
**[21:37] ---**
*It was smooth sailing from there.*
**[21:38] ---**
*She managed to eat over at Mai-san's place,
or head to the local park.*
**[21:43] ---**
Nothing less from you, Azusagawa.
Such a sister-loving rascal.
**[21:43] ---**
NOVEMBER 10th
**[21:47] ---**
Who you calling a sister-lover?
**[21:49] ---**
If a second-year high schooler
can talk that much about his little sister,
**[21:52] ---**
that's totally a sister-lover.
**[21:53] ---**
That so?
**[21:55] ---**
Well, in any case, it's really a good thing.
**[21:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:59] ---**
And have you talked to Sakurajima-senpai yet?
**[22:04] ---**
About what?
**[22:05] ---**
That thing about Kaede.
**[22:10] ---**
So you haven't told her.
**[22:13] ---**
NOVEMBER 16th
**[22:16] ---**
Are you sure they don't
think strangely of Kaede?
**[22:19] ---**
Oh, it's fine.
**[22:20] ---**
But there were feelings of
a few lukewarm glances.
**[22:24] ---**
Probably because you've latched onto me
like a koala bear.
**[22:27] ---**
But if Kaede separated from Big Brother,
she would die.
**[22:32] ---**
Kaede, look out the window behind you.
**[22:42] ---**
The sea!
**[22:50] ---**
Rice balls you eat outside are something else!
**[22:53] ---**
Really, rice balls made by Mai-san
are something else.
**[22:57] ---**
Though I was the one
who made the balls filled with salmon.
**[23:01] ---**
No wonder they're not as...
**[23:02] ---**
Then, don't eat them.
**[23:19] ---**
Kae-chan?
**[23:30] ---**
Someone you know?
**[23:31] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[23:34] ---**
Kae-chan, it's me, Kotomi Kano.
You don't remember?
**[23:38] ---**
S-Sorry. Don't know you...
**[23:43] ---**
What's going on?
**[23:49] ---**
Kaede has no memories.
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Sakuta-kun.
Such a rascal.
**[24:56] ---**
Next Time
#12 Life is a Never-Ending Dream
# E12 - Life is a Never-Ending Dream
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6MEQ914R/life-is-a-never-ending-dream)
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**[00:00] ---**
KAEDE
**[00:02] ---**
Kaede, you should get up soon.
Breakfast will be ready.
**[00:10] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[00:11] ---**
Huh?
**[00:12] ---**
Eh? Where is this place?
**[00:14] ---**
I...
**[00:16] ---**
What is this?
**[00:18] ---**
Kaede?
**[01:51] ---**
Kaede-san's symptoms could be those
of a type of dissociative disorder.
**[01:55] ---**
Dissociative disorder?
**[01:57] ---**
An illness where there is a loss of sense
and awareness that you are yourself.
**[02:02] ---**
As is the case with Kaede-san,
**[02:05] ---**
patients experience symptoms
including omission or memory loss.
**[02:10] ---**
Currently, she has no memories of living
with her parents or big brother to now.
**[02:16] ---**
Why would such a...
**[02:18] ---**
It's believed that extreme stress or
mental trauma can cause this.
**[02:23] ---**
Kaede developed Puberty Syndrome due to
people badmouthing her on social media, right?
**[02:31] ---**
Correct.
**[02:32] ---**
It caused Kaede to suffer.
**[02:33] ---**
DIE, KAEDE
**[02:35] ---**
So much that she decided to sever a part
of her memory to escape that crushing feeling.
**[02:42] ---**
She did so to protect from
being totally broken.
**[02:45] ---**
So that's why it's dissociative...
**[02:47] ---**
When Kaede lost her memory,
I didn't know how to interact with her.
**[02:51] ---**
At first, I was hesitant...
**[02:54] ---**
Kaede, I brought you a book.
**[02:56] ---**
You were looking forward to
the new volume of this series.
**[02:59] ---**
Here.
**[03:00] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[03:03] ---**
Um... So "Kaede-san" really liked these books?
**[03:10] ---**
*The way she talks is different.*
**[03:12] ---**
*How she holds chopsticks is different.*
**[03:14] ---**
*The order she eats her dishes is different.*
**[03:17] ---**
*She buttons her pajamas from the top.*
**[03:20] ---**
*The way she walks is different.*
**[03:21] ---**
*She's different from Kaede...*
**[03:23] ---**
*Different... Different...
Everything about her is different.*
**[03:29] ---**
I'm home.
**[03:30] ---**
Welcome home.
**[03:35] ---**
Mom! Kaede has...
She has bruises all over her body again!
**[03:40] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[03:43] ---**
It's all right, Kaede...
**[03:47] ---**
You'll be all right...
**[03:49] ---**
*Mom wasn't able to accept
what happened to Kaede.*
**[03:51] ---**
It's fine, you'll be fine, Kaede.
**[03:53] ---**
*And she ended up with mental illness herself.*
**[03:56] ---**
*And as for me...*
**[04:07] ---**
*At the hospital I was brought to,
nobody would believe my story.*
**[04:12] ---**
*No matter how much I explained, they thought
it was a preconception, something mental,*
**[04:16] ---**
*and that the wounds were self-inflicted.*
**[04:19] ---**
*I couldn't do anything.*
**[04:22] ---**
*I couldn't do anything for Kaede.*
**[04:25] ---**
*I was sick of everything,
and snuck out of hospital one day.*
**[04:29] ---**
*That was when I met her.*
**[04:33] ---**
Did you know?
**[04:35] ---**
The distance to the horizon seen at eye level
is roughly four kilometers.
**[04:42] ---**
Shoko-san quietly listened to my story,
and believed every bit of it.
**[04:48] ---**
From then on, I snuck out of the hospital
time and time again.
**[04:53] ---**
Shoko-san was always there
at Shichirigahama Beach.
**[04:58] ---**
Were you thinking about
your little sister again?
**[05:01] ---**
I was thinking about you, Shoko-san.
**[05:03] ---**
I see. You were having lewd thoughts.
**[05:05] ---**
That's not it.
**[05:07] ---**
I was wondering why you
believed what I said.
**[05:11] ---**
About Kaede's wounds, my scar,
and Puberty Syndrome.
**[05:16] ---**
No matter what I said,
nobody would listen to me seriously.
**[05:19] ---**
Nobody believes what I've seen
with my own eyes.
**[05:24] ---**
There are as many worlds to see
as there are people in them, I'm sure.
**[05:29] ---**
Just like how the horizon you can see
is further than the horizon I can see.
**[05:36] ---**
Same for the ocean breeze.
**[05:38] ---**
Some will say it feels refreshing...
**[05:40] ---**
while others say they dislike it because
it makes their skin and hair feel sticky.
**[05:45] ---**
I think it was some sort of fate
that brought us together,
**[05:47] ---**
so as a senpai in life,
I'll give you some wonderful advice.
**[05:51] ---**
Do people normally say "wonderful"
for their own stuff?
**[05:55] ---**
I didn't have a big dream or
high hopes for my life, either.
**[06:01] ---**
But I was still able to
find meaning for my own life.
**[06:06] ---**
What I think, Sakuta-kun...
**[06:08] ---**
...is that life is here for us to become kinder.
**[06:12] ---**
To become kinder...
**[06:15] ---**
I live life every day hoping that I'm a
slightly kinder person than I was the day before.
**[06:32] ---**
You know what, Shoko-san...
**[06:35] ---**
What is it?
**[06:36] ---**
Is it okay to live my life like you do?
**[06:40] ---**
Of course it is.
**[06:42] ---**
Now that you know of pain
that others cannot understand,
**[06:46] ---**
I'm sure you can become kinder
than anyone else.
**[06:49] ---**
And I'm sure you can be supportive
of someone else.
**[06:54] ---**
*These values were unknown to me.*
**[06:56] ---**
KAEDE
**[06:57] ---**
*When I was released from the hospital,
I bought a pen and notebook on the way home.*
**[07:03] ---**
What's this?
**[07:04] ---**
The doctor said yesterday how
you should write some stuff.
**[07:07] ---**
What happened that day,
what you thought. It can be anything.
**[07:12] ---**
Okay...
**[07:13] ---**
We should start with your name.
**[07:14] ---**
All right.
**[07:16] ---**
Oh, hold on.
**[07:18] ---**
Yes?
**[07:19] ---**
About your name...
**[07:20] ---**
It's all right. I can write it properly.
**[07:23] ---**
"Kaede" is spelled like "Flower,"
followed with "Maple" like the tree, right?
**[07:27] ---**
We should write "Kaede" in all hiragana.
**[07:29] ---**
Hiragana?
**[07:31] ---**
The person here right now
is the current "Kaede."
**[07:37] ---**
Sorry for everything 'til now.
**[07:41] ---**
I-It's only you, Big Brother!
**[07:44] ---**
You're the only one who understands Kaede!
**[07:56] ---**
KAEDE AZUSAGAWA
**[07:57] ---**
I'm trusting you with Kaede.
**[07:59] ---**
And you take care of Mom, Dad.
**[08:01] ---**
Yeah...
**[08:03] ---**
Kaede.
**[08:05] ---**
Take your time.
You don't have to over do it.
**[08:09] ---**
Mom and I will be waiting for you.
**[08:14] ---**
Kaede is afraid of how everyone looks at her.
**[08:18] ---**
Everyone is looking at "Kaede-san."
**[08:21] ---**
*Of course, I wanted Kaede's
memories to return, too.*
**[08:25] ---**
*I wanted her to come back to us.*
**[08:28] ---**
*But, if that came to be,
what would happen to the current Kaede?*
**[08:34] ---**
That's the whole story about Kaede.
Sorry I kept quiet about it until now.
**[08:38] ---**
It's all right.
You were looking out for Kaede, right?
**[08:41] ---**
You're right about that...
**[08:43] ---**
I mean, as I watched Kaede
slowly becoming friends with everyone,
**[08:47] ---**
I couldn't bring myself to mention it.
**[08:49] ---**
I felt it was okay to stay like this.
**[08:51] ---**
I understand. I'm not that mad about it.
**[08:54] ---**
But...
**[08:56] ---**
I wish you told us a bit earlier.
**[08:58] ---**
So you ARE mad about it.
**[09:00] ---**
NOVEMBER 17th
**[09:01] ---**
Good morning, Kaede.
**[09:03] ---**
G-Good morning, Big Brother.
**[09:06] ---**
Kaede might not make it much longer.
**[09:08] ---**
Her whole body is in pain.
**[09:11] ---**
You frolicked around a lot yesterday,
so you just have muscle cramps.
**[09:15] ---**
You don't have a fever...
**[09:21] ---**
A film shoot in Kanazawa?
**[09:23] ---**
Guess I won't be able
to see you for a while again.
**[09:26] ---**
We're filming at a studio in Tokyo
until the day after tomorrow,
**[09:29] ---**
so I'll be coming home.
**[09:31] ---**
Call me if anything happens.
**[09:33] ---**
I'll call you even if nothing happens!
**[09:34] ---**
I meant if something happens
to Kaede-chan.
**[09:38] ---**
I'm home.
**[09:43] ---**
Kaede, I'm home—
**[09:44] ---**
W-Wah!
**[09:47] ---**
What are you doing?
**[09:49] ---**
Ow!
**[09:51] ---**
Be a good girl and stay asleep.
**[09:52] ---**
Since making it all the way
to the beach yesterday,
**[09:54] ---**
Kaede doesn't want this good groove
to be interrupted by muscle cramps!
**[09:58] ---**
Kaede wants to head outside again today.
**[10:00] ---**
- Seriously?
- Seriously!
**[10:02] ---**
And it's your uniform debut?
**[10:03] ---**
It's a uniform debut.
**[10:05] ---**
I bought some pudding.
**[10:06] ---**
Hurray!
**[10:07] ---**
Ow...
**[10:08] ---**
P-Please don't change the subject.
**[10:11] ---**
It's all right. The outside world
isn't going anywhere, so no need to panic.
**[10:15] ---**
Is Kaede all right?
**[10:17] ---**
You're all right.
**[10:18] ---**
But, Kaede doesn't know the girl we met
at the beach yesterday...
**[10:23] ---**
She's someone "Kaede-san" knows, right?
**[10:26] ---**
If you want to know,
I'll tell you what kind of a girl she is.
**[10:29] ---**
Kaede has trouble dealing
with people who know "Kaede-san."
**[10:32] ---**
It's troubling, but...
**[10:34] ---**
Not knowing is scary, too!
**[10:38] ---**
That was Kotomi Kano,
an acquaintance from before kindergarten.
**[10:42] ---**
She used to live above us
in the same apartment complex.
**[10:46] ---**
She used to play with "Kaede"
from a very young age.
**[10:50] ---**
Apparently, she was at the beach
thinking about rereading this book.
**[10:51] ---**
The Poison Apple the Prince Gave Me
**[10:54] ---**
Apparently, she borrowed it from "Kaede."
**[10:59] ---**
What's this?
**[11:00] ---**
Can I look at it?
**[11:02] ---**
Sure.
**[11:04] ---**
I want to be friends with Kae-chan again
—Kotomi
**[11:08] ---**
friends
**[11:14] ---**
Komi-chan...
**[11:15] ---**
Kaede! Just now—
**[11:18] ---**
Kaede! Kaede!
**[11:23] ---**
Honestly, until Kaede-san is conscious again,
I can't say anything for sure.
**[11:29] ---**
However, there's a possibility that there will be
a change to her memories when she awakens.
**[11:35] ---**
Meaning what?
**[11:36] ---**
KAEDE AZUSAGAWA
**[11:48] ---**
Well, Kaede isn't the type
you'd call a princess, either...
**[11:53] ---**
Kaede?
**[11:56] ---**
Big Brother?
**[11:58] ---**
This place...
**[11:59] ---**
You collapsed and brough here
in an ambulance.
**[12:03] ---**
Did Big Brother change Kaede's clothes!?
**[12:05] ---**
It wasn't, so relax.
**[12:07] ---**
It was done by the nurse and Mai-san,
with some help from Toyohama.
**[12:10] ---**
It would've been fine if you did it, Big Brother.
**[12:14] ---**
You're Kaede... Right?
**[12:16] ---**
Kaede is still Kaede, okay?
**[12:20] ---**
*Kaede has regained consciousness.*
**[12:22] ---**
*Test results showed no abnormalities,
so she may be released today.*
**[12:26] ---**
I'm glad...
**[12:27] ---**
*However...*
**[12:28] ---**
The fact she collapsed may indicate
that "Kaede's" memories are coming back.
**[12:33] ---**
If Kaede regains her previous memories,
**[12:36] ---**
*there's a possibility that all of her
current memories will disappear.*
**[12:40] ---**
No way...
**[12:43] ---**
TAXI AREA
**[12:44] ---**
Was Dad here?
**[12:46] ---**
Yeah. He was worried about you.
**[12:51] ---**
Hey, Kaede, what do you want
to do the most right now?
**[12:54] ---**
Eat pudding.
**[12:55] ---**
Something to celebrate your hospital release.
It can be something bigger than that.
**[12:59] ---**
Eat a giant pudding, then!
**[13:01] ---**
Well, we can eat that, but I was talking more
about going to see pandas or something.
**[13:08] ---**
Pandas are second on the list.
**[13:10] ---**
What's first?
**[13:11] ---**
First is...
**[13:13] ---**
Going to school.
**[13:17] ---**
NOVEMBER 19th
**[13:18] ---**
Kaede says that she wants to go to school.
**[13:21] ---**
I see.
**[13:23] ---**
And I want to grant her that wish.
**[13:25] ---**
All right.
**[13:26] ---**
I'll explain the situation to her middle school
before tomorrow ends.
**[13:33] ---**
Sakuta...
**[13:35] ---**
Are you eating properly?
**[13:37] ---**
I am.
**[13:38] ---**
I see...
**[13:41] ---**
And you know, it's all right to do it
after everything settles down, but...
**[13:44] ---**
What?
**[13:46] ---**
You should introduce me to
the girl you're dating right now.
**[13:50] ---**
Oh... Yeah, when things settle down.
**[13:54] ---**
NOVEMBER 20th
**[13:55] ---**
The shoot in Kanazawa
was going to be for two weeks?
**[13:58] ---**
Yup. I'm sure you'll be lonely not seeing me,
but I'll be sure to call you every night.
**[14:03] ---**
I'll wait in front of the phone every night!
**[14:06] ---**
Take life more seriously and study.
**[14:11] ---**
So Sakuta, you're not scared?
**[14:15] ---**
When you think about Kaede-chan.
**[14:17] ---**
Of course I'm scared.
I'm about to wet my pants as we speak.
**[14:20] ---**
I'm asking a serious question.
**[14:22] ---**
But as a big brother, there are things
you never show a little sister.
**[14:26] ---**
Piss, poop... and whining.
**[14:30] ---**
Because I'm the big brother.
**[14:32] ---**
If there was something I could do,
I'd like to do it.
**[14:37] ---**
But there's nothing I can do.
**[14:40] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[14:42] ---**
Oh, geez, I'm such an idiot!
**[14:44] ---**
Big Sister didn't say anything about it
because there was nothing we could do!
**[14:47] ---**
I really am sorry!
**[14:49] ---**
NOVEMBER 22nd
**[14:52] ---**
*Hello, I'm Tomobe, the school counselor.*
**[14:55] ---**
At first, it can be as simple as
walking to school for a little bit.
**[15:00] ---**
And it doesn't have to start in the classroom.
You can go to the nurse's office first.
**[15:04] ---**
W-Would the nurse's office count
as going to school?
**[15:07] ---**
Yes, of course it would.
**[15:09] ---**
But that's different from everyone else, right?
**[15:11] ---**
That is true.
**[15:13] ---**
But even though they may look the same,
everyone is actually different.
**[15:17] ---**
For instance, there are tall kids and short kids.
**[15:20] ---**
Some kids are good at running,
and some are not.
**[15:24] ---**
Each person has their own pace.
**[15:26] ---**
That's why, if it's the result
of you doing your best,
**[15:30] ---**
it's fine to say that it counts
as you "going to school."
**[15:33] ---**
Th-Then, it can be circled
even if it's the nurse's office?
**[15:36] ---**
Circled?
**[15:38] ---**
C-Circling this.
**[15:39] ---**
* GO TO SCHOOL
**[15:42] ---**
I think that's fine.
**[15:43] ---**
Th-Then, Kaede would definitely like
to go to school.
**[16:16] ---**
You're kidding me!
**[16:17] ---**
For real!
**[16:18] ---**
And what do you think she said?
**[16:20] ---**
Eh? What?
**[16:22] ---**
It's not like they're laughing
about you, Kaede.
**[16:25] ---**
Really?
**[16:26] ---**
If you think you can make people laugh
that easily, you're sorely mistaken.
**[16:30] ---**
T-The path of the comedian is a steep one.
**[16:34] ---**
We tried hard today, so why don't we
head back and eat some pudding?
**[16:44] ---**
Kaede is determined to finally make it
all the way to school today.
**[16:47] ---**
She will do her best.
**[16:48] ---**
You don't have to be so impatient about it.
**[16:50] ---**
K-Kaede is not being impatient!
**[16:53] ---**
Even Tomobe-san said
you can take it slow, didn't she?
**[16:58] ---**
Kaede?
**[17:00] ---**
That's not good enough...
**[17:02] ---**
Not good enough?
**[17:08] ---**
Kaede, let's take a break
from practicing today, okay?
**[17:13] ---**
Kaede!
**[17:18] ---**
Kaede!
**[17:19] ---**
You don't have to overdo it!
**[17:21] ---**
There is a need to overdo it!
**[17:22] ---**
Kaede doesn't have the time to take it slow!
**[17:28] ---**
So, she knew about it...
**[17:39] ---**
What's up with that?
Totally cracking me up!
**[17:40] ---**
Too wicked!
**[17:45] ---**
Why...
**[17:47] ---**
Why...
**[17:48] ---**
Kaede...
**[17:51] ---**
Why are they no good!?
**[17:53] ---**
Kaede wants to go to school!
Why won't they move at all!?
**[17:58] ---**
Kaede.
**[17:58] ---**
Kaede will not go home!
**[18:00] ---**
Not home...
but practice until she can go to school!
**[18:04] ---**
Practice!
**[18:08] ---**
All right.
**[18:10] ---**
I'll make it so that
you can go to school, Kaede.
**[18:12] ---**
Eh? Really?
**[18:14] ---**
Really.
**[18:15] ---**
But we'll resume practice
after a short break.
**[18:19] ---**
A break?
**[18:21] ---**
Yeah, in the best place I can think of.
**[18:29] ---**
There are lots of people.
**[18:30] ---**
If you're scared of this many people,
you'll never make it to school.
**[18:34] ---**
O-Okay. Will try harder.
**[18:39] ---**
B-Big Brother, are we at this "best place" yet?
**[18:43] ---**
Don't worry. We'll be there soon.
**[18:48] ---**
Big Brother, are we there yet?
**[18:50] ---**
Almost.
**[18:55] ---**
There. We have arrived.
**[19:00] ---**
The Zoo! It's the zoo, Big Brother!
**[19:03] ---**
I told you it was the best place
I could think of.
**[19:07] ---**
Please take your time.
**[19:09] ---**
It smells like Nasuno before a bath!
**[19:11] ---**
It does smell like beasts.
**[19:14] ---**
Oh! Pandas! Big Brother, there's the pandas!
**[19:17] ---**
There are pandas right there!
**[19:20] ---**
Pandas! Pandas are walking around!
**[19:22] ---**
They're walking.
**[19:24] ---**
That panda over there is eating!
**[19:25] ---**
It's eating.
**[19:27] ---**
Pandas are big.
**[19:28] ---**
You'd expect "giant" pandas to be big.
**[19:30] ---**
Oh, it looked over at us!
**[19:33] ---**
The panda is eating again.
**[19:36] ---**
They said on TV before that
bamboo isn't very nutritious,
**[19:40] ---**
so pandas need to spend a majority
of the day eating to survive.
**[19:44] ---**
It's a tough life being a panda, too.
**[19:46] ---**
Everyone is doing their best
to live their lives.
**[20:04] ---**
Big Brother, it's the lesser pandas!
**[20:06] ---**
They are lesser.
**[20:07] ---**
They're smaller.
**[20:08] ---**
They're "lesser," after all.
**[20:10] ---**
But they're cute!
**[20:13] ---**
Kaede really loves pandas after all.
**[20:16] ---**
It's a bit lonely to say goodbye to them...
**[20:18] ---**
You can just come here again.
**[20:19] ---**
But Kaede is...
**[20:26] ---**
Here, this is for you. An annual pass.
**[20:30] ---**
With this, you can come see pandas
every day if you wanted to.
**[20:33] ---**
A-Amazing!
Big brother really is a big brother!
**[20:37] ---**
It's okay for Kaede to come back here again?
**[20:39] ---**
Of course it is.
**[20:42] ---**
I went to the effort of buying it,
so it'd be a waste of money not to.
**[20:47] ---**
Kaede wants to come here many times
and get our money's worth!
**[21:04] ---**
Kaede was able to make a purchase, too!
**[21:07] ---**
Want me to carry that?
**[21:08] ---**
Kaede purchased the pudding,
so Kaede will carry it!
**[21:14] ---**
Big Brother, our house is that way, right?
**[21:16] ---**
This is a shortcut.
**[21:29] ---**
A shortcut, didn't know that.
**[21:31] ---**
Well, you're still an amateur
when it comes to roads around here.
**[21:34] ---**
Are you a seasoned veteran?
**[21:36] ---**
You could call me a pro.
**[21:38] ---**
Amazing!
**[21:44] ---**
Big Brother, this is...
**[21:45] ---**
T-The school!
**[21:47] ---**
It's night now, so stay quiet.
**[21:50] ---**
There.
**[21:51] ---**
Y-You shouldn't, Big Brother.
**[21:53] ---**
Come on.
**[21:54] ---**
But...
**[21:55] ---**
We're only going to peek in for a little bit.
**[21:58] ---**
J-Just a little bit, okay?
**[22:04] ---**
This is your first trip to school.
**[22:10] ---**
Oh, this is class 3-1.
**[22:12] ---**
Is this Kaede's classroom?
**[22:24] ---**
Big Brother.
**[22:26] ---**
Next time at school
will hopefully be in the daytime.
**[22:29] ---**
Since you've conquered school at night,
that should be easy.
**[22:33] ---**
As of today, every goal
in the notebook can be circled.
**[22:37] ---**
Oh, it's been that many already?
**[22:39] ---**
Panda, pudding and school
were the last to complete.
**[22:42] ---**
Then we have to celebrate.
**[22:44] ---**
Yes!
**[22:45] ---**
Oh, but school will still be a triangle.
**[22:48] ---**
I think you'd be okay circling it.
**[22:50] ---**
That'll be for after
coming to school during the day.
**[22:52] ---**
I see.
**[22:54] ---**
Now, there is a feeling
that it can be accomplished.
**[22:56] ---**
Kaede feels like she can head to school
during the day tomorrow!
**[23:00] ---**
You're right.
**[23:01] ---**
Looking forward to tomorrow!
**[23:03] ---**
Really can't wait for tomorrow to come!
**[23:06] ---**
NOVEMBER 27th
**[23:10] ---**
Kaede, it's morning.
**[23:12] ---**
Are you still asleep?
**[23:21] ---**
Morning, Big Brother.
**[23:23] ---**
Huh? That is you, right?
**[23:27] ---**
Yeah...
**[23:28] ---**
Ugh, my legs are so swollen!
**[23:30] ---**
You did run around the zoo a lot yesterday.
**[23:32] ---**
The zoo?
**[23:33] ---**
I didn't go.
Big Brother, what's wrong with you?
**[23:37] ---**
Kaede, you...
**[23:39] ---**
Wait, was my room always like this?
**[23:43] ---**
You're...
**[23:45] ---**
Kaede, right?
**[23:47] ---**
Of course I am.
Sheesh, what are you talking about?
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from you, Big Brother.
Such a rascal.
**[24:57] ---**
Next Time
#13 The Dawn After an Endless Night
# E13 - The Dawn After an Endless Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9VZNE36/the-dawn-after-an-endless-night)
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**[01:33] ---**
I heard. I spoke to Sakuta
on the phone last night.
**[01:33] ---**
Kaede was able to go to school at night!
**[01:36] ---**
He said she was going to school
during the day today.
**[01:39] ---**
He should still be home...
**[01:41] ---**
SAKUTA
**[01:49] ---**
*What's wrong, Sakuta?*
**[01:51] ---**
I think Kaede's gotten her memories back.
**[01:53] ---**
*Really?*
**[01:54] ---**
I wouldn't make a mistake about that.
**[01:57] ---**
*Right...*
**[01:58] ---**
I plan on having her checked out
at the hospital now. Can you come?
**[02:02] ---**
*Sure thing.*
**[02:05] ---**
She appears to have no recollection
of the time when she had amnesia.
**[02:10] ---**
For now, she can't quite
understand the situation.
**[02:13] ---**
But in time, she should start to hesitate
about the gaps in her memory.
**[02:18] ---**
Until things settle down,
it'd be better to keep her here for observation.
**[02:22] ---**
We are counting on you.
**[02:26] ---**
I don't think there's anything wrong with me...
**[02:29] ---**
You really are Kaede...
**[02:34] ---**
What's wrong, Dad?
**[02:36] ---**
No, this is...
**[02:38] ---**
You're kinda making ME embarrassed...
**[02:42] ---**
Right...
**[02:43] ---**
It's nothing to cry over, really.
**[02:47] ---**
Where are you going?
**[02:48] ---**
Bathroom for a bit.
**[03:16] ---**
Weren't you going to go see pandas again!?
**[03:20] ---**
You said you'd get your money's worth
from the annual pass!
**[03:25] ---**
You said you could go to school tomorrow...
**[03:27] ---**
You said you could...
**[03:31] ---**
Kaede said that to me!
**[03:39] ---**
Gimme a break... Gimme a break!
**[03:43] ---**
Give me a break!
**[03:44] ---**
What the hell is this!?
What the hell is all this!?
**[03:51] ---**
You'll be all right, Sakuta-kun.
**[03:55] ---**
Shoko-san...
**[03:57] ---**
Yes, it's me, Shoko-san.
**[03:59] ---**
Since I've arrived,
everything will be all right.
**[04:08] ---**
I'm opening the door.
It's only an accident if you're still changing.
**[04:16] ---**
It will be a while before the bath is hot.
**[04:19] ---**
If you stay like that, you'll catch a cold.
**[04:24] ---**
Here. Hands up, like banzai.
**[04:34] ---**
You're fine. It looks like the blood has clotted.
**[04:38] ---**
Do you want me to take your pants
and underwear off, too?
**[04:41] ---**
I'll do it myself.
**[04:46] ---**
I'll leave your change of clothes here.
**[04:49] ---**
Shoko-san.
**[04:50] ---**
What is it?
**[04:52] ---**
I... couldn't do anything.
**[04:55] ---**
I don't think that's the case.
**[04:58] ---**
You put up a valiant effort.
**[05:01] ---**
What would you know about this, Shoko-san...
**[05:04] ---**
"I could have done more for Kaede."
**[05:09] ---**
I can understand how
you regret things like that, Sakuta-kun.
**[05:13] ---**
Shoko-san can see through it all.
**[05:16] ---**
Did Kaede hold a grudge against you?
**[05:21] ---**
She loved you all along, didn't she?
**[05:25] ---**
I could have done even more.
**[05:29] ---**
You can do so at your next opportunity.
**[05:32] ---**
There is no "next" for Kaede.
**[05:35] ---**
With you like that, Sakuta-kun,
I feel sorry for Kaede.
**[05:40] ---**
This time around, she tried so hard
so you wouldn't have any regrets.
**[05:45] ---**
Kaede tried desperately to tell you
that having you at her side was her happiness.
**[05:53] ---**
If her feelings weren't reaching you,
then I feel sorry for her.
**[06:04] ---**
"November 5th. I've decided to
start writing a diary from today on."
**[06:09] ---**
"This is Kaede's diary.
Big Brother gave me my name."
**[06:14] ---**
"Big Brother bought this notebook
and pen for me, too."
**[06:18] ---**
"Kaede has a father, a mother, and a big brother.
But, she doesn't really get it."
**[06:24] ---**
"They say that Kaede has no memory."
**[06:27] ---**
"The doctor said that it's amnesia
stemming from dissociative disorder."
**[06:31] ---**
"It sounds complicated."
**[06:33] ---**
"Until recently, they say Kaede wasn't Kaede."
**[06:37] ---**
"They told me that 'Kaede-san'
was who Kaede used to be."
**[06:41] ---**
*But, Kaede knows nothing
about this "Kaede-san".*
**[06:44] ---**
*She's never met this person.
It really is complicated.*
**[06:50] ---**
*December 10th.
Mother and Father look awfully pained.*
**[06:55] ---**
*Father spoke to the doctor the entire time.*
**[06:59] ---**
*Over and over, hee kept asking the doctor,
"When will she be better?"*
**[07:03] ---**
*Does Kaede have an illness?*
**[07:07] ---**
*If Kaede-san's memories return,
what will happen to Kaede?*
**[07:11] ---**
*Where will Kaede go?*
**[07:15] ---**
*Thinking about it made her scared,
and she cried.*
**[07:20] ---**
*March 7th.
It's decided that Kaede will be moving.*
**[07:24] ---**
*Big Brother said that Kaede can choose
which things she wants to bring with her.*
**[07:29] ---**
*She is a bit uneasy of all the things
that are in Kaede-san's room.*
**[07:33] ---**
*She decided to bring the bookshelf
and books, at the least.*
**[07:37] ---**
*Kaede-san has collected a lot of books.*
**[07:41] ---**
*Nasuno will be moving with us.*
**[07:43] ---**
*We have arrived at our new home.*
**[07:46] ---**
*Someday, when Kaede is all healed,
Kaede-san is sure to return.*
**[07:50] ---**
*So, in this new home, for the sake
of Big Brother who let Kaede be Kaede,*
**[07:53] ---**
KAEDE AZUSAGAWA
**[07:56] ---**
*she will do her best
to be a good little sister.*
**[08:00] ---**
*Big Brother is entering high school this spring.*
**[08:03] ---**
*He will be attending Minegahara High School.*
**[08:07] ---**
*Big Brother has started a part-time job.*
**[08:10] ---**
*He will be coming home late from now on.*
**[08:12] ---**
*It feels a bit lonely, but she must
try hard staying home with Nasuno.*
**[08:17] ---**
*Big Brother bought a panda DVD
with his first paycheck.*
**[08:23] ---**
*Pandas are wonderful.
They have a healing effect.*
**[08:26] ---**
*Can you believe it?
Big Brother has a new girlfriend!*
**[08:29] ---**
*Impossible! But it's true!*
**[08:32] ---**
*Mai-san is a wonderful person.*
**[08:34] ---**
*She is a popular person,
who even appears on TV.*
**[08:37] ---**
*August 2nd.*
**[08:38] ---**
*Big Brother's friend will be
staying with us starting today.*
**[08:41] ---**
*Her name is Rio Futaba.*
**[08:43] ---**
*September 2nd.*
**[08:45] ---**
*Big Brother has become a delinquent.*
**[08:47] ---**
*But not exactly. Nodoka-san turned out
to be Mai-san's little sister.*
**[08:52] ---**
"There is something that even Kaede knows."
**[08:55] ---**
"Big Brother has always been regretting."
**[08:58] ---**
"When Kaede was bullied and felt pain,
**[09:00] ---**
he regretted being unable
to do anything to help her."
**[09:05] ---**
"Kaede can tell.
If Kaede were to disappear like this,
**[09:09] ---**
she's sure that Big Brother will regret it again
and will say, 'I couldn't do anything for her.'"
**[09:15] ---**
"So..."
**[09:17] ---**
*So, Kaede decided to set goals.*
**[09:20] ---**
*They're goals to achieve with Big Brother.*
**[09:24] ---**
*Even after Kaede is gone,
she doesn't want Big Brother to have regrets.*
**[09:29] ---**
*Kaede wants him to hold his head high,
knowing he granted many of her dreams.*
**[09:34] ---**
*Instead of sad ones,*
**[09:35] ---**
*she'd like to leave behind memories
that are fun, happy, and make you smile.*
**[09:41] ---**
*Even after she's gone, Kaede will be happy
if Big Brother smiles when he remembers her.*
**[09:49] ---**
*That's why Kaede will try her best.*
**[09:52] ---**
*Kaede doesn't think
there'ss much time left for her.*
**[09:57] ---**
*Please, just a little longer...
Give Kaede some time.*
**[10:03] ---**
*Thanks to Big Brother,
Kaede was able to circle so many things.*
**[10:07] ---**
*She was able to step outside,
after being scared of it for so long.*
**[10:10] ---**
*That deserves a flowery circle.*
**[10:12] ---**
*She was able to visit Mai-san's place, too.*
**[10:15] ---**
*She was able to ride the train, too.*
**[10:17] ---**
*She had fun at the beach, too.*
**[10:19] ---**
*She was even able to see the pandas.*
**[10:21] ---**
*It was sort of cheating,
but she was able to go to school, too.*
**[10:25] ---**
*They're all thanks to Big Brother.*
**[10:27] ---**
*Big Brother has given Kaede
so much happiness.*
**[10:32] ---**
*Kaede is fortunate that she was
Big Brother's little sister.*
**[10:35] ---**
*She loves him now, has always loved him,
and will always love him.*
**[10:39] ---**
*Tomorrow, she will head to school
during the day.*
**[10:45] ---**
You don't have to hold it back.
**[10:47] ---**
I shouldn't be crying!
**[10:49] ---**
If I cry here,
I'll be betraying Kaede's feelings!
**[10:53] ---**
Kaede tried so hard,
what right do I have to ruin it all!?
**[10:59] ---**
That sadness is another precious thing
that Kaede has given you.
**[11:05] ---**
That shows exactly how big Kaede's existence was.
**[11:10] ---**
Sakuta-kun, you are the big brother...
**[11:13] ---**
You must accept it all.
**[11:35] ---**
NOVEMBER 28th
**[11:50] ---**
It looks like Sakuta-kun is all right now,
so Shoko-san will be going home.
**[12:01] ---**
I look like crap...
**[12:32] ---**
*You have one message.*
**[12:35] ---**
*November 27th, 10:05PM.*
**[12:40] ---**
*It's me. Was Kaede able to go to school?*
**[12:43] ---**
*I don't care how late. Give me a call.*
**[12:50] ---**
Sakuta?
**[12:52] ---**
*Good morning, Mai-san.*
**[12:54] ---**
*Sorry about yesterday.*
**[12:56] ---**
*So much happened before I went to sleep,
I didn't notice you called.*
**[13:00] ---**
Oh, that's fine.
**[13:02] ---**
What about Kaede?
Was she able to go to school during the day?
**[13:06] ---**
*No, she couldn't go to school.*
**[13:09] ---**
*She's in the hospital now.
She has regained her old memories.*
**[13:14] ---**
*But, she doesn't seem to remember anything
about the past two years.*
**[13:19] ---**
*Looks like I'll have to
reintroduce you to her, Mai-san.*
**[13:23] ---**
Sakuta...
**[13:25] ---**
Oh, but there's nothing to worry.
**[13:27] ---**
She's fine physically,
**[13:29] ---**
and she's in the hospital
for checkup and monitoring.
**[13:33] ---**
*And are you all right, Sakuta?*
**[13:36] ---**
I was slightly confused myself yesterday,
**[13:39] ---**
*I was slightly confused myself yesterday,
but I've calmed down a bit by morning.*
**[13:42] ---**
Mai-san, are you all ready now?
**[13:45] ---**
Sorry, looks like my ride's here.
I have to go now.
**[13:48] ---**
*Okay. We'll talk more later tonight, then.*
**[13:51] ---**
*Please do your best with the filming.*
**[13:53] ---**
Okay. Later, then.
**[14:03] ---**
What happened yesterday?
You went to the bathroom and never came back.
**[14:07] ---**
I had terrible diarrhea,
and became friends with the toilet.
**[14:11] ---**
Sheesh, so gross.
**[14:13] ---**
Anyways, Kaede, do you like pandas?
**[14:15] ---**
What's this so suddenly?
**[14:17] ---**
You like them?
**[14:18] ---**
I don't hate them.
**[14:19] ---**
Well then, let's go see them
once you're discharged.
**[14:22] ---**
That's fine, but you're not making any sense.
**[14:25] ---**
I want to go see them. Bear with me.
**[14:28] ---**
Instead of your sister, shouldn't you
find a girlfriend and go with her?
**[14:33] ---**
I already have a girlfriend.
**[14:35] ---**
No way!
**[14:36] ---**
I'll introduce you sometime, so brace yourself!
**[14:41] ---**
Okay, actual take now!
**[14:42] ---**
Take!
**[14:45] ---**
Are you all right?
**[14:47] ---**
Huh?
**[14:48] ---**
I figured something happened
with you and your boyfriend.
**[14:50] ---**
I'm all right.
**[14:53] ---**
*In the end, Shoko-san has completely
disappeared after that night.*
**[14:58] ---**
SHOKO MAKINOHARA
**[14:58] ---**
*My calls to the middle-school Makinohara
haven't gone through, either.*
**[15:03] ---**
*So, what exactly was Shoko-san's
existence all about?*
**[15:07] ---**
Maybe "the older Shoko Makinohara"
never existed to begin with?
**[15:13] ---**
No, that's just impossible.
**[15:15] ---**
But in reality, both two years ago and now,
only you saw Shoko Makinohara.
**[15:22] ---**
Nobody else was able to observe her, right?
**[15:25] ---**
This talk about observation again?
**[15:27] ---**
Or, we can think even more simply.
**[15:30] ---**
She was merely an illusion you created.
The fantasy of a rascal.
**[15:36] ---**
DECEMBER 1st
**[15:44] ---**
Is this also a fantasy?
**[15:47] ---**
You're done filming the movie already?
**[15:49] ---**
For today. I'm going back to Kanazawa
on the first bullet train tomorrow morning.
**[15:56] ---**
What? You're not happy?
**[15:58] ---**
Of course I'm terribly,
tremendously happy about this.
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, I'll make some tea.
**[16:02] ---**
I'll make the tea,
so you go put some clothes on.
**[16:06] ---**
You'll catch a cold.
**[16:07] ---**
Okay.
**[16:17] ---**
But I really was surprised.
**[16:19] ---**
If you were coming back,
you could have dropped me a line...
**[16:23] ---**
Mai-san!
**[16:25] ---**
What is the meaning of this?
**[16:26] ---**
Th-That's, um...
**[16:30] ---**
On the day Kaede's memory returned,
Shoko-san suddenly reappeared.
**[16:34] ---**
And she came over to our place,
and cheered me up because I was depressed.
**[16:40] ---**
I found that letter
when I woke up the next morning.
**[16:43] ---**
Oh, but Shoko-san didn't
spend the night at our place...
**[16:46] ---**
No, wait, I fell asleep
before I realized what was going on,
**[16:49] ---**
so I don't exactly know
when Shoko-san left, either.
**[16:52] ---**
Oh, but it's nothing, really!
Rest assured, nothing suspicious happened...
**[16:58] ---**
That night, I really cried myself to sleep...
**[17:02] ---**
Enough.
**[17:04] ---**
If you're all right, then all is well.
**[17:07] ---**
Mai-san...
**[17:08] ---**
But, I'm sorry.
**[17:09] ---**
I'm still going to go back today.
**[17:11] ---**
Eh? Wait, go back?
**[17:13] ---**
To Kanazawa. The bullet trains are still running.
**[17:19] ---**
Hold on a second, Mai-san!
**[17:23] ---**
Mai-san...
**[17:28] ---**
I can't do stuff like that for a while, okay?
**[17:32] ---**
I'm sorry, Mai-san...
**[17:34] ---**
I'm not dating you
to hear those kinds of words, Sakuta.
**[17:42] ---**
December 2nd
**[17:44] ---**
What's wrong, Sakuta?
Your eyes are dead.
**[17:47] ---**
They're the same as usual.
**[17:49] ---**
No, today they look especially dead.
**[17:51] ---**
Senpai, if you're not feeling well,
wouldn't it be better to just go home?
**[17:55] ---**
No, I'm fine.
**[17:57] ---**
Welcome...
**[17:59] ---**
Argh! Senpai, whacha doin dere?
**[18:04] ---**
What, you were waiting outside?
**[18:06] ---**
We need to talk.
**[18:08] ---**
Make it for another day.
I'm hungry, and have stuff I need to think about.
**[18:13] ---**
All you need to think about is Big Sister.
**[18:16] ---**
Let me tell you that "stuff" is about Mai-san.
**[18:19] ---**
Big Sister went out of her way
to come back from Kanazawa.
**[18:22] ---**
I'm telling you, Mai-san had a
misunderstanding about Shoko-san.
**[18:25] ---**
Huh? Do you seriously think that was it?
**[18:28] ---**
Big Sister does have faith in you, Sakuta.
**[18:31] ---**
If so...
**[18:32] ---**
She came back because
she was worried about you.
**[18:34] ---**
You've had a rough time lately
with all the stuff about Kaede,
**[18:38] ---**
so she was trying to cheer you up
by being at your side, even only for a while.
**[18:42] ---**
Plus, today is her birthday to boot.
**[18:45] ---**
Birthday?
**[18:46] ---**
See? December 2nd!
**[18:48] ---**
Wait, how can you not even know
when her birthday is?
**[18:52] ---**
Toyohama, lend me your phone.
**[18:54] ---**
Huh? Big Sister is still on-site for the shoot today.
**[18:56] ---**
Just give me the phone.
**[18:58] ---**
What are you doing?
**[18:59] ---**
I still have time...
**[19:01] ---**
If I head out to Omiya, and catch a bullet train.
**[19:03] ---**
- You're serious?
- Of course.
**[19:06] ---**
Call me when you get there.
**[19:08] ---**
I'll casually ask Big Sister where she is for you!
**[19:45] ---**
Why are you here, Sakuta?
**[19:56] ---**
Nodoka was pretty persistent
in contacting me, so I figured...
**[19:59] ---**
She said she'd be casual.
**[20:02] ---**
It must have cost you
to come all the way here.
**[20:05] ---**
Well, a little bit...
**[20:07] ---**
And the train fare back?
**[20:09] ---**
I might make it back
if I don't hop on a bullet train.
**[20:14] ---**
Ryoko-san, I'm terribly sorry about this...
**[20:17] ---**
Can you see if there are any rooms open
in the hotel the staff are staying at?
**[20:21] ---**
I'll check for you.
**[20:24] ---**
And?
**[20:26] ---**
Well...
**[20:29] ---**
For starters, happy birthday.
**[20:34] ---**
You're late in saying that.
**[20:36] ---**
You only have 15 minutes for your date.
**[20:38] ---**
And, please get properly cheered up
by your boyfriend.
**[20:42] ---**
H-Hold on, Ryoko-san,
don't say weird stuff like that.
**[20:46] ---**
Come on, why are you smirking?
Let's get going.
**[20:53] ---**
So you were feeling down...
**[20:56] ---**
You seem to be in good spirits.
**[20:58] ---**
I was depressed all day myself, you know.
**[21:03] ---**
Anyways, it's a bit cold...
**[21:10] ---**
Didn't you say you couldn't do stuff
like this for a while?
**[21:14] ---**
It's fine since it's cold.
**[21:16] ---**
Hurray for winter.
**[21:19] ---**
Um... I really am sorry for everything.
**[21:22] ---**
It's fine now, really.
**[21:24] ---**
It's not fine. Let me apologize properly.
**[21:27] ---**
You were worried about me and rushed back
all the way from Kanazawa.
**[21:32] ---**
I should properly apologize myself.
**[21:35] ---**
I should be honest, since you
came all the way out here to see me.
**[21:41] ---**
I knew you needed someone to support you.
**[21:45] ---**
It was just a slight shock
that I wasn't that person.
**[21:49] ---**
I think that's why yesterday...
**[21:51] ---**
No, the day before yesterday now,
I said what I said.
**[21:57] ---**
Sakuta...
**[22:00] ---**
I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you
in your greatest time of need.
**[22:06] ---**
Just you being here with me
always makes me feel happy.
**[22:11] ---**
But that means I'm not doing anything at all.
**[22:13] ---**
And I think that's an amazing thing, you know?
**[22:18] ---**
I want to be someone like that
for you as well, Mai-san.
**[22:22] ---**
Sakuta...
**[22:24] ---**
What is it?
**[22:25] ---**
Close your eyes.
**[22:36] ---**
Sakuta...
**[22:45] ---**
Owwww!
**[22:46] ---**
That hurts, Mai-san! Wait, why!?
**[22:48] ---**
I mean, this is the best reward
I can give you, right?
**[23:59] ---**
You know what?
**[24:02] ---**
Thank you, Big Brother.
**[24:05] ---**
No, I'm the one that has to thank you.
**[24:08] ---**
Why are you thanking me?
**[24:12] ---**
By the way, Kano said she wanted to
drop by sometime. What do you want to do?
**[24:16] ---**
Komi-chan did?
**[24:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[24:20] ---**
I want to see her.
**[24:21] ---**
Then, I'll let her know you do.
Anything else you want to do?
**[24:25] ---**
Let's see...
**[24:28] ---**
I want to go to school.
**[24:31] ---**
I want to be able to go.
**[24:33] ---**
You're not afraid anymore?
**[24:35] ---**
I think I'll be all right. I mean...
**[24:40] ---**
I'm not alone anymore.
**[24:46] ---**
Shall we go?
**[24:47] ---**
Yup!
**[24:55] ---**
Nothing less from myself.
Such a rascal.
**[24:57] ---**
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!