Season 1

E1 - A Closed-Door Hire / The Athletic Black Cat

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[00:00] Sign
    Even cats "could use
    a hand from a human"
     — T.K. Angus
[00:04] Narrator
    The human phrase "I could use
    a hand from a cat" is used to express
[00:07] Narrator
    when things get too overwhelming.
[00:10] Narrator
    But from a cat's perspective,
    they could "use a hand from a human."
[00:14] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:15] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:18] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:18] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:20] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:21] Narrator
    At present, only cats are employed here.
[00:23] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:31] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:33] Sign
    Prepping
    in Progress
[00:40] SIGN
    Ramen Akaneko
[02:07] Sign
    A Closed-Door Hire
[02:14] Sabu
    Oh, welcome!
[02:18] Tamako
    Hello, I'm—
[02:19] Hana
    Table for one? We're still prepping,
    but we can make an exception, meow!
[02:24] Tamako
    Oh, no, I mean...
[02:26] Hana
    That's okay, isn't it, Sabu-chan?
[02:27] Sabu
    Sure. We're just about to open, anyway.
[02:31] Hana
    Is a counter seat okay, meow?
[02:32] Tamako
    Uh, sure.
[02:35] Hana
    Is this your first time here, miss?
    I recommend the Akaneko shoyu ramen, meow.
[02:41] Tamako
    Well, you see, um...
[02:44] Hana
    So is shoyu ramen okay?
[02:46] Tamako
    P-Please.
[02:47] Hana
    One order of shoyu ramen!
[02:49] Sabu
    Coming up!
[02:50] Hana
    Oh. I forgot your water, meow. Sorry.
[02:56] Hana
    Here's your water.
[02:58] Tamako
    Th-Thank you.
[03:04] Sasaki
    Hana-chan.
[03:06] Sasaki
    Aren't you being a bit too pushy with
    the customer with all that rolling around?
[03:10] Hana
    Not at all. It's how I usually am.
[03:15] Sign
    Service first,
     flavor second
[03:15] Sign
    A Notice About Cat Hair
[03:15] Sign
    Our employees take great caution.
    However, there may be times when
    cat hair can get in the ramen
[03:15] Sign
    We thank you for your understanding.
     Please enjoy your meal.
[03:34] Sabu
    Order up! Akaneko shoyu ramen!
[03:36] Tamako
    That looks good.
[03:40] Tamako
    Thanks for the food.
[03:51] Tamako
    It's delicious!
[03:53] Sabu
    Thank you.
[03:54] Hana
    Good job, boss.
[03:56] Bunzo
    Mhm.
[03:57] Bunzo
    Hana, go put out the sign. We're opening.
[04:00] Hana
    'Kay.
[04:03] Tamako
    Oh, um, Mr. Boss!
[04:06] Tamako
    Uh, you see, I-I'm...
    I'm h-here for the job interview!
[04:10] Tamako
    My name's Tamako Yashiro.
[04:12] Sabu
    Interview?
[04:13] Bunzo
    Oh, was that today?
[04:15] Tamako
    Huh? That's what I was told.
[04:18] Hana
    Boss, you're hiring a human?
[04:19] Bunzo
    Yeah.
[04:20] Hana
    Seriously?
[04:22] Bunzo
    Answer honestly, Yashiro-san.
[04:27] Bunzo
    Do you like cats?
[04:31] Tamako
    Well, in all honestly, I prefer dogs.
[04:38] Bunzou
    You're hired.
[04:41] Hana
    Why, boss?
[04:49] Hana
    Brushing feels much better
    when done by humans.
[04:53] Tamako
    Um, is this really okay?
[04:56] Hana
    Hm? Is what okay?
[04:58] Tamako
    Shouldn't I be helping around
     the store? It seems busy.
[05:05] Hana
    What are you talking about?
[05:07] Hana
    It'll be a letdown if they see
    a human running the shop instead.
[05:11] Tamako
    Oh, I see. Sorry for asking.
[05:15] Hana
    Anyway, thanks.
[05:16] Tamako
    No problem.
[05:21] Tamako
    I'm glad I was hired,
    but this isn't what I imagined.
[05:29] Sabu
    Can I get brushed, too?
[05:31] Tamako
    Oh, yes. Of course.
[05:35] Sabu
    This is the best. Thanks a bunch.
[05:38] Sabu
    We usually put in a lot of effort to make sure
     our hair doesn't end up in the ramen.
[05:43] Tamako
    What? Is effort all it takes?
[05:46] Sabu
    Totally. With training, that is.
[05:49] Sabu
    The boss is particularly amazing.
    He never gets hair in the food.
[05:54] Sabu
    Thanks! I feel refreshed!
[05:56] Tamako
    I-I'm glad to hear it.
[06:03] Tamako
    He shed a lot. Amazing.
[06:06] Tamako
    Come in.
[06:08] Sasaki
    Can I get brushed, too?
[06:12] Tamako
    So busy.
[06:16] Sasaki
    Sorry that you have to keep brushing us.
[06:18] Tomako
    Oh, not at all.
[06:20] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san, isn't it?
[06:22] Sasaki
    So what do you think?
    Will you stay with us?
[06:24] Sasaki
    We used to just brush each other,
    but it didn't really work.
[06:28] Tamako
    Ah.
[06:28] Sasaki
    And when we looked for new hires,
    we only attracted cat lovers.
[06:33] Tamako
    Is hiring cat lovers not a good idea?
[06:36] Sasaki
    Well, how should I put it?
[06:39] Sasaki
    All of our customers are cat lovers,
    so if our employees are also like them...
[06:43] Tamako
    Oh, I get it.
[06:47] Tamako
    You all shed so much.
[06:49] Sakaki
    We try to be careful
    since this is a restaurant,
[06:52] Sakaki
    but we're cats, so we can't help it.
[06:57] Sasaki
    It happens sometimes.
[07:00] Complainer
    You punks think you can feed me food
    with a hair in it? Get me the manager!
[07:04] Bunzo
    Like I told you, I'm the boss.
[07:07] Complainer
    Huh?
[07:08] Bunzo
    We have a notice regarding cat hair
    on the wall there. Please read it.
[07:10] Sign
    Our employees take great caution.
    However, there may be times when
    cat hair can get in the ramen.
[07:15] Bunzo
    Since you've already eaten your meal,
    we cannot give you a refund.
[07:19] Bunzo
    You may leave now.
[07:21] Complainer
    You really don't hold your tongue
    when speaking to a human, huh?
[07:24] Complainer
    Ah, this can't be good!
[07:26] Complainer
    I'll tell the health department about this
    place, where filthy beasts make ramen.
[07:30] Complainer
    There'll be a thorough investigation!
    It'll take one—no, two weeks!
[07:34] Tamako
    What's with that guy? How horrible.
[07:36] Sasaki
    We get folk like that.
[07:37] Complainer
    Is that what you want, "boss"? Well?
[07:38] Sasaki
    They try to get money from us
     by causing a scene,
[07:41] Sasaki
    thinking they can mess with us
    'cause cats run the place.
[07:43] Tamako
    Wh-What should we do?
[07:45] Sasaki
    Don't worry about it.
[07:48] Sasaki
    Krishna-chan.
[07:52] Sasaki
    I'll leave this to you.
[07:54] Complainer
    What's wrong, boss man?
[07:56] Complainer
    Cat got your tongue?
[07:59] Complainer
    You understand me, don't you?
[08:02] Krishna
    Excuse me, sir.
[08:04] Complainer
    Whaddaya want, uh, punk...
[08:05] Krishna
    Is something the matter, sir?
[08:15] Krishna
    Was there something you wanted
     to say about our ramen?
[08:18] Complainer
    Oh, uh, no.
[08:20] Complainer
    No, nothing at all. Thanks for the meal.
[08:24] Complainer
    I'll be on my way now.
[08:29] Krishna
    Sorry for the disturbance.
[08:32] Krishna
    I apologize. So sorry.
[08:40] Mayu/ customer
    That was Krishna-chan! She rarely shows up!
[08:45] Sasaki
    Thank you, Krishna-chan.
[08:50] Krishna
    I was so scared, Sasaki-san!
[08:52] Sasaki
    There, there.
[08:53] Sasaki
    Sorry for making you do that
    even though you hate it.
[08:57] Sasaki
    Wait, I know. Can you also brush Krishna-chan?
[09:00] Tamako
    What?
[09:00] Krishna
    Huh? You'd do that?
[09:03] Krishna
    That'd make me so happy!
[09:05] Tamako
    Sure. I'll do my best.
[09:08] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san, Yashiro-san.
[09:10] Sasaki
    She may not look it, but Krishna-chan's kind
    and a big ol' scaredy-cat, so don't worry.
[09:20] Sasaki
    Have fun.
[09:28] Krishna
    It's been a while since I was last brushed.
[09:32] Tamako
    This is kinda hard.
[09:38] Tamako
    This job is very different
    from what I thought it'd be.
[09:44] SIGN
    Ramen Akaneko
[09:44] SIGN
    Ramen
[09:44] SIGN
    Akaneko
[09:49] Bunzo
    The stress of the day just melts away.
[09:52] Bunzo
    Sorry to keep you so late.
[09:54] Bunzo
    Today was supposed to be
    a trial day for you, but it got so busy.
[09:58] Tamako
    Oh, no. It's no problem.
[10:02] Bunzo
    All right. Follow me.
[10:06] Bunzo
    Are you all done with the clean-up?
    Attention, please.
[10:10] Bunzo
    Let me introduce you to
    the staff of Ramen Akaneko.
[10:13] Bunzo
    Though you've already brushed all of them.
[10:17] Bunzo
    This is Sabu, our head chef.
    He's in charge of toppings and the sides.
[10:21] Sabu
    Nice to meet'cha.
[10:23] Bunzo
    Our customer service rep, Hana, is popular
    with her cunning customer service skills.
[10:27] Hana
    Hello.
[10:28] Bunzo
    Sasaki, our service rep and cashier.
    He also handles the finances.
[10:31] Sasaki
    Nice to meet you.
[10:33] Bunzo
    And in the back...
[10:35] Bunzo
    Krishna, who's in charge of our noodles.
    She's shy, so she works in the back.
[10:40] Krishna
    It's very nice to meet you.
[10:42] Bunzo
    And finally, I'm Bunzo,
    the boss here at Ramen Akaneko.
[10:48] Bunzo
    Now, Yashiro-san, time to introduce yourself.
[10:50] Tamako
    Oh, u-um... well...
[10:56] Tamako
    I'm T-Tamako Yashiro.
[11:00] Tamako
    M-My aunt introduced me
    to this store, and um...
[11:06] Tamako
    I-It's nice to meet you all.
[11:11] Sasaki
    Welcome.
[11:12] Sabu
    Happy to have ya!
[11:13] Krishna
    Nice to meet you.
[11:14] Sabu
    Who's her aunt?
[11:15] Bunzo
    The previous owner.
[11:17] Bunzo
    There aren't many people
    who would sell their store to cats,
[11:20] Bunzo
    so I'm very grateful to her.
[11:23] Sabu
    Did you know the store before we took over?
[11:27] Tamako
    Yes. I used to eat here when I was younger.
[11:30] Sabu
    I see.
[11:30] Bunzo
    Interesting.
[11:31] Hana
    Hmph.
[11:32] Hana
    So she's a nepo-baby.
    Life's so easy for a human.
[11:37] Hana
    Boss, I'm heading out first.
[11:40] Bunzo
    Hey!
[11:42] Bunzo
    Save the catnip till you're
    back in your room, Hana!
[11:46] Tamako
    Um, did I do something to offend Hana-san?
[11:53] Bunzo
    Don't worry about it. It just takes
    Hana a while to get used to you.
[11:58] Bunzo
    Ask Sasaki if you have any
    questions. I've got prep to do.
[12:03] Sasaki
    You're good to go for today.
[12:05] Sasaki
    Can you come in at nine tomorrow morning?
[12:07] Tamako
    Oh, yes, of course.
[12:10] Sabu
    Here, take these home. It's gyoza.
[12:13] Tamako
    Oh, thank you.
[12:15] Tamako
    Well then, I'll be off.
[12:17] Bunzo
    Good work today.
[12:18] Sabu
    See ya!
[12:19] Sasaki
    Thanks for today.
[12:20] Krishna
    Thank you for today.
[12:27] Tamako
    I'm beat.
[12:31] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[12:36] Sign
    The Athletic Black Cat
[12:49] Tamako
    Good morning.
[12:51] Sabu
    Oh, morning.
[12:53] Bunzo
    Morning.
[12:54] Hana
    Good morning.
[12:55] Tamako
    Morning.
[12:57] Hana
    Head to the back to get
    instructions from Sasaki-san.
[13:00] Tamako
    Okay, I'll go do that.
[13:09] Tamako
    Good morning.
[13:11] Sasaki
    Oh, good morning.
[13:13] Sasaki
    You can use that locker for your
    belongings. Top right, I mean.
[13:23] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san.
[13:24] SIGN
    Ramen Akaneko
    Staff Manual
[13:24] Sasaki
    Here. Our manual.
[13:27] Sasaki
    It's still in the works,
    but use this for today.
[13:30] Tamako
    Okay. Thank you very much.
[13:33] Krishna
    Good morning.
[13:35] Tamako
    Good morning.
[13:37] Sasaki
    Feel free to ask me
    if you have any questions.
[13:40] Sasaki
    First, please start with Krishna-chan.
[13:47] Sign
    Brushing the Staff
[13:50] Krishna
    Thanks for brushing me
    first thing in the morning.
[14:00] Krishna
    Thank you so much. I feel so much better.
[14:05] Tamako
    No worries.
[14:07] Tamako
    There's so much fur.
[14:10] Sign
    More Brushing
[14:19] Bunzo
    Hup. Thanks.
[14:29] Sabu
    Can you brush a li'l harder?
[14:31] Tamako
    Sure.
[14:33] Sabu
    Thanks!
[14:38] Sasaki
    Ah, that's good.
[14:40] Sasaki
    It's harder than you thought, right?
[14:42] Sasaki
    Be careful not to get tendonitis.
[14:46] Tamako
    Right.
[14:53] Tamako
    Um, Hana-san, your brushing...
[15:01] Hana
    I'll pass. I had one yesterday.
[15:03] Bunzo
    Hana.
[15:04] Bunzo
    Go do it.
[15:07] Hana
    Is that an order?
[15:08] Bunzo
    Mhm.
[15:09] Hana
    Fine.
[15:10] Bunzo
    That's the spirit.
[15:16] Tamako
    Please take a seat.
[15:17] Hana
    Hold it. I don't want that brush.
[15:19] Tamako
    Huh?
[15:20] Hana
    You see those other ones there?
    I want a rubber brush.
[15:24] Tamako
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[15:37] Tamako
    Um...
[15:38] Hana
    Hm? What?
[15:40] Tamako
    Is it possible that everyone
    has their own preferred brush?
[15:46] Hana
    Well, of course. Don't say you've been
    using the same brush this whole time.
[15:51] Tamako
    I have.
[15:52] Hana
    Huh. Everyone's so nice to you.
[15:56] Hana
    You have to check with each of them.
[15:59] Tamako
    Right.
[16:01] Hana
    Are you looking down at us
    'cause we're cats?
[16:03] Tamako
    Not at all. I'm so sorry.
[16:08] Hana
    Ah! It's time already?
[16:10] Hana
    Hurry it up!
[16:11] Hana
    No! With that thin comb!
[16:14] Hana
    Ah! There's no time!
[16:20] Sign
    Store Opens
[16:21] Hana
    Welcome, meow.
[16:24] Hana
    This way, meow.
[16:27] Tamako
    She switches personas so quickly.
[16:29] Hana
    I'm happy you're back, meow!
[16:35] Tamako
    "After opening, clean the staff room, etc..."
[16:41] Tamako
    So I need to clean this?
[16:44] Tamako
    All right.
[16:47] Tamako
    Since the store's open,
    I can't use the vacuum.
[16:52] Tamako
    So much cat hair.
[16:56] Tamako
    I need to organize things
    before I can start cleaning.
[17:03] Tamako
    Snacks? They've been stashed here.
[17:07] Tamako
    Someone's toys?
[17:09] Tamako
    An extra chair?
[17:11] Tamako
    It's all worn. Maybe it's a scratch post?
[17:14] Tamako
    Everyone really is a cat.
[17:17] Tamako
    What am I saying? Of course they are.
[17:22] Krishna
    Huh?
[17:23] Sasaki
    After she's cleaned the staff room,
    I'll get her to help you, Krishna-chan.
[17:27] Sasaki
    You can show her the ropes.
[17:30] Krishna
    But she's not here?
[17:31] Krishna
    Tamako-san?
[17:33] Krishna
    Whoa! It's so clean! Did you do all this?
[17:37] Tamako
    Oh, Krishna-san.
[17:42] Sasaki
    So you were cleaning this whole time?
[17:44] Tamako
    Yes, I got a little carried away.
[17:47] Tamako
    I'm sorry. I think I went too far.
[17:51] Sabu
    My hideout's gone!
[17:53] Sasaki
    Those two just messed around in
    that space, so don't worry about it.
[17:58] Sasaki
    They never cleaned it,
     no matter how many times we asked.
[18:01] Tamako
    But I ignored the manual.
[18:03] Tamako
    It's all right.
[18:05] Tamako
    You can pick things up
    one at a time. There's no rush.
[18:10] Tamako
    Thank you.
[18:12] Sabu
    Oh!
[18:13] Sabu
    That's my snack!
[18:16] Sasaki
    Well then, lunch time's over,
    so you can clock off for today.
[18:22] Sasaki
    We're closed from two to five,
    so I'll have you come in tomorrow evening.
[18:27] Tamako
    Ah, okay.
[18:29] Tamako
    Well then, I'll see you tomorrow.
[18:32] Bunzo
    Want some lunch before you go?
[18:35] Sasaki
    You should do that. I've got some things
    to give you, too, so have a seat.
[18:38] Tamako
    Okay.
[18:46] Sasaki
    Here you go.
[18:47] Sasaki
    Your notice of employment.
[18:51] Sasaki
    Sorry it took a while. Be sure to bring in your
    notice of unemployment from your last job.
[18:55] Sasaki
    We'll need your employee insurance
    number to process your new insurance.
[19:02] Tamako
    You're being so thorough.
[19:05] Sasaki
    Yeah, it's hard to employ
    humans with all these steps.
[19:11] Sasaki
    What's the matter? Why are you crying?
[19:15] Tamako
    I-I'm sorry.
[19:18] Tamako
    My previous job was just
    such a horrible place.
[19:21] Tamako
    They were so careless about my insurance
    and stuff. Even quitting was difficult.
[19:30] Tamako
    I'm just so relieved and grateful.
[19:33] Sasaki
    I see. That must have been hard.
[19:37] Bunzo
    Here. Your lunch is ready.
[19:41] Bunzo
    The Akaneko Special.
[19:43] Tamako
    Thanks for the food!
[19:45] Sasaki
    We take great care of
    any human staff we employ.
[19:47] Hana; Sabu
    What about the cats?
[19:49] Sasaki
    Cats don't have labor laws.
[19:51] Hana
    What's up with that?
[19:52] Tamako
    I see.
[19:58] Hana
    You always come out with
     weird cat jokes, Sasaki-san!
[20:01] Sabu
    Yup, yup!
[21:42] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[21:44] Bunzo
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:48] Sasaki
    After "A Closed-Door Hire."
[21:51] Tamako
    Hello, auntie? It's me, Tamako.
[21:55] Tamako
    Yup. At Ramen Akaneko.
[21:58] Tamako
    Yeah. It wasn't really an interview.
    We just spoke a bit.
[22:02] Tamako
    Yeah. Thanks.
[22:04] Tamako
    Yup, everyone's a cat. There's even a tiger.
[22:08] Tamako
    I'm serious.
[22:10] Tamako
    Mhm. Don't worry, they're nice.
[22:14] Tamako
    Thanks.
[22:17] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[22:18] Bunzo
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:22] Sabu
    After "The Athletic Black Cat."
[22:25] Sasaki
    We've hired a good person.
[22:27] Bunzo
    Yeah. I just hope Hana
    will get used to her soon.
[22:31] Sasaki
    I agree. Hana-chan can be
    super strict about this job.
[22:34] Bunzo
    Take good care of them.
[22:36] Sasaki
    I know.
[22:37] Hana
    Hey, Sabu-chan. What do you
    think about that human?
[22:41] Sabu
    I think she's great. She seems dedicated.
[22:43] Hana
    Huh.
[22:45] Sabu
    Hana-san, you're the type
    who judges people first, huh?
[22:48] Hana
    What do you mean?
[22:49] Sabu
    You were like that towards me at first, too.
[22:52] Hana
    Was I?
[22:54] Krishna
    It's been so long since someone
    brushed me that thoroughly!
[22:59] Krishna
    She's a keeper.
[23:01] Hana
    Oh, really?
[23:04] Tamako
    How did you guys brush yourselves before?
[23:06] Krishna
    We brushed each other.
[23:09] Krishna
    But we always felt bad, and to be honest,
     we weren't really good at it.
[23:14] Tamako
    I see.

E2 - Hana-chan's Professionalism / The Tiger in the Noodle Room

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[00:00] Sign
    "Curiosity kills people, too."
    perhaps
     — T.K. Angus
[00:04] Narrator
    "Curiosity killed the cat."
    That's how the saying goes.
[00:08] Narrator
    But excessive curiosity not only
    kills cats, but humans, too.
[00:16] Narrator
    Or so they say.
[00:17] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:18] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:21] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:21] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:23] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:24] Narrator
    It's a place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:25] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:33] Tamako
    Hello.
[00:35] Bunzo
    Ah, Yashiro-san. Hello.
[00:37] Tamako
    Hello, boss.
[00:41] Bunzo
    It's four already.
[00:43] Bunzo
    Hey! Get up!
[00:48] Bunzo
    It's time to prep for the evening.
[01:01] Tamako
    Boss, is this brush okay for you?
[01:04] Bunzo
    Hm? Yeah, sure.
[01:09] Bunzo
    Yashiro-san, why don't you man the sink
     in the evenings? Would that be okay?
[01:14] Hana
    What?
[01:15] Hana
    What's this, boss? You're gonna
    let a human work up front?
[01:18] Hana
    Absolutely not! It'll wreck the
    whole concept of our restaurant!
[01:22] Bunzo
    Even so, we can't keep up with
    the amount of dishes that pile up.
[01:26] Hana
    No way! I object!
[01:28] Bunzo
    Then, you can help with the dishes instead.
[01:31] Hana
    Don't wanna.
[01:32] Bunzo
    C'mon. Do it.
[01:34] Hana
    Don't wanna.
[01:35] Bunzo
    C'mon.
[01:36] Hana
    No way.
[01:39] Bunzo
    Well, I figured Hana would oppose it.
[01:43] Bunzo
    But it seems Sasaki has an idea.
[01:48] Bunzo
    He's out shopping for it now.
[01:52] Sasaki
    I'm back.
[01:53] Bunzo
    Ah. We were just talking about you.
[01:56] Sasaki
    Oh, really?
[01:57] Hana
    Sasaki-san!
[01:59] Hana
    We're a cat ramen restaurant, right?
[02:01] Sasaki
    What else can we do? Especially since
    Hana-chan won't help with the dishes.
[02:04] Sasaki
    Cleanup will take longer, too.
[02:07] Sasaki
    But we can't have her
    going out there looking like that.
[02:18] Sasaki
    So we'll have her cosplay as a cat.
[02:20] Hana
    What the heck?
[02:21] Hana
    This isn't some cosplay ramen joint.
    Are you serious?
[02:24] Sasaki
    So it's a no, huh?
[02:26] Tamako
    I-I also don't know about this look...
[02:30] Sasaki
    I see.
[02:32] Sasaki
    How about a cat-eared maid?
    Humans like that, right?
[02:36] Hana
    We're a ramen restaurant!
[02:37] Hana
    You want us to become a maid café?
    The concept's all over the place!
[02:41] Sasaki
    What? But it's cute.
[02:43] Sasaki
    We may even get customers
    coming just to see Yashiro-san.
[02:46] Hana
    Like I said, this is a cat ramen restaurant!
[02:52] Sasaki
    I wasn't too confident with this one, but...
[02:57] Sasaki
    A stagehand outfit.
[03:01] Hana
    This is the best one.
[03:03] Sasaki
    But it's so not cute. It's not even catlike.
[03:07] Hana
    She doesn't need to be cute.
    She's supposed to be a stagehand.
[03:11] Hana
    Boss! Sabu-chan! Help me out here!
[03:14] Hana
    We're not a concept café!
[03:16] Bunzo
    I'm okay with whatever,
    as long as the dishes get done.
[03:22] Sabu
    I think she'd look more catlike
    if we put cat ears on her head.
[03:27] Sasaki
    Ooh, looking good!
[03:30] Hana
    Well, I guess that's more catlike now.
[03:33] Sasaki
    All right. Let's go with this.
[03:36] Sasaki
    It's decided.
[03:44] Hana
    Wait. Were we originally
    talking about outfits?
[03:49] Bunzo
    Hana, go put out the sign.
[03:52] Hana
    Oh, shoot. It's already opening time?
[03:57] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[05:24] Sign
    Hana-chan's Professionalism
[05:30] Hana
    Welcome, meow.
[05:33] Yano
    Hana-chan!
[05:34] Kawahara
    So cute!
[05:36] Hana
    Table for three?
    Follow me to the back, meow.
[05:39] Kawahara
    Aw, she's guiding us.
[05:43] Tamako
    Welcome.
[05:50] Fujimi
    That was a human, right?
[05:52] Kawahara
    So they do have people here.
[05:54] Yano
    The stagehand attire means
     they're behind the scenes.
[05:57] Tamako
    This is a lot more embarrassing
    than I imagined it would be.
[06:02] Sasaki
    Welcome. Here's your water.
[06:06] Fujimi
    Excuse me, kitty cat. I have a question.
[06:10] Sasaki
    Of course. What is it?
[06:12] Fujimi
    That stagehand over there...
[06:12] Sign
    Cat Stool
[06:14] Sasaki
    That's our new part-timer.
[06:17] Fujimi
    Huh?
[06:17] Yano
    What?
[06:18] Kawahara
    Must be nice. I wanna work here, too.
[06:21] Yano
    Same.
[06:23] Sasaki
    I'm afraid we're not hiring right now.
[06:29] Sabu
    Please wash these up.
[06:33] Tamako
    Ah, right.
[06:38] Sabu
    It'll get busy in a bit. So stay focused.
[06:43] Hana
    Two shoyus and one charsyu.
[06:45] Sabu
    Meow!
[06:49] Sabu
    Welcome!
[06:50] Hana
    Welcome.
[06:53] Hana
    Here you go.
[06:59] Sasaki
    Take these, please.
[07:12] Tamako
    I-It's so busy!
[07:14] Hana
    Here's some more.
[07:17] Tamako
    Ah, this thing's in the way!
[07:19] Hana
    Hey, don't remove your face covering!
[07:21] Hana
    You listening?
[07:31] Hana
    Guess no one really cares.
[07:44] Sasaki
    Good work today. We've already closed up.
[07:47] Tamako
    What?
[07:48] Tamako
    Oh, thank you very much.
     I didn't even notice.
[07:52] Sasaki
    You were working very hard.
[07:54] Sasaki
    It feels so good not having the dishes
     all piled up at closing time.
[07:58] Tamako
    Th-Thank you.
[08:01] Sasaki
    I was able to focus on serving.
[08:03] Sasaki
    It was a load off for you, too,
    right, Hana-chan?
[08:06] Hana
    Sure. It was all just dandy.
[08:09] Sasaki
    See?
[08:10] Tamako
    Um, I'm sorry for removing my face covering.
[08:13] Tamako
    The fabric kept sticking to my face...
[08:15] Sasaki
    Don't worry about it.
    It's better for you to feel comfortable.
[08:19] Sasaki
    But I'd prefer it if you kept the cat ears on.
    Also, tie your hair up.
[08:24] Tamako
    Oh, okay.
[08:26] Hana
    I'm heading out first.
[08:27] Tamako
    Oh, Hana-san!
[08:29] Tamako
    P-Please hold on.
[08:31] Hana
    Huh? Wh-What is it?
[08:33] Tamako
    Well, um, I haven't brushed you today.
[08:37] Tamako
    So if it's okay with you, I can do it now.
[08:49] Hana
    Are you good at cleaning and stuff?
[08:52] Tamako
    Not particularly. I just have this habit
    of cleaning when I can't sleep.
[08:58] Hana
    Then, you should learn to clean the store.
[09:00] Hana
    I can teach you.
    That way, it'll be easier for me.
[09:03] Tamako
    Yes, I'd love that.
[09:06] Sabu
    Hup!
[09:16] Tenpiru
    Found it.
[09:19] Sign
    The Tiger in the Noodle Room
[09:24] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[09:33] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san.
[09:34] Sasaki
    This area just needs a quick clean.
[09:37] Sasaki
    Afterwards, please go help Krishna-chan.
[09:40] Tamako
    Okay, I will.
[09:47] Tamako
    Good.
[09:54] Tamako
    Excuse me, Krishna-san.
[09:57] Krishna
    Ah, Tamako-san!
[10:02] Krishna
    Please wait over there.
[10:04] Tamako
    Okay.
[10:10] Krishna
    Let's see...
[10:15] Krishna
    Please mask up.
[10:16] Krishna
    There's a lot of flour back here.
    Are you allergic to wheat at all?
[10:21] Tamako
    No, I'm not.
[10:24] Krishna
    Ah, what should I do? I'd like you
    to help with the cleaning later...
[10:29] Krishna
    Hm?
[10:31] Krishna
    I know.
[10:33] Krishna
    You can watch what I do for a bit.
[10:36] Krishna
    I'm making noodles right now.
[10:39] Tamako
    Ooh.
[10:45] Krishna
    It cuts automatically, so you just gather
     them and line them up in this box.
[10:52] Tamako
    Uh-huh.
[10:54] Krishna
    The noodles keep coming, but once
    you get used to the tempo, it's easy.
[10:58] Krishna
    Hit the switch to stop the machine.
[11:04] Krishna
    Well, want to try?
[11:07] Tamako
    Huh? Right now?
[11:09] Krishna
    You won't learn if you don't do it, right?
[11:13] Tamako
    Uh, right.
[11:17] Krishna
    I'll get a new box.
[11:21] Krishna
    Well then.
[11:26] Krishna
    It's okay to take your time.
[11:28] Tamako
    Okay.
[11:33] Krishna
    Don't worry. We can fix that later.
[11:35] Tamako
    Okay.
[11:41] Krishna
    Oh, wow. You're a natural.
    I think I can leave you to it at this rate.
[11:45] Tamako
    D-Do you really think so?
[11:49] Krishna
    It took me a while to get the hang of it.
[11:51] Krishna
    Having human hands
    really makes a difference.
[11:55] Tamako
    You're amazing, Krishna-san.
[11:59] Krishna
    Well then. I'll leave the rest to you.
[12:01] Tamako
    Right.
[12:13] Tamako
    Oh, I think that's it.
[12:16] Tamako
    Um, Krishna-san. I'm finished.
[12:21] Tamako
    Krishna-san?
[12:23] Krishna
    Ah. You're all done?
[12:25] Tamako
    Yes.
[12:27] Tamako
    Are those noodles handmade?
[12:29] Krishna
    Yes, they are. The Akaneko special
    uses handmade noodles.
[12:34] Tamako
    Really? That's amazing.
[12:42] Krishna
    We don't sell a whole lot
    of Akaneko specials, though.
[12:45] Tamako
    What?
[12:47] Krishna
    Well, I guess it is a little pricey.
[12:51] Tamako
    They should say it's because
    the noodles are handmade.
[12:59] Krishna
    Hm? Someone's causing
    a ruckus out in front of the restaurant.
[13:06] Krishna
    Did something happen again?
[13:15] Sign
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    Hurry
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    It's started
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    I've got high hopes
    
    
    
    
    A chic-piru
    
    
    
    
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
[13:15] Tenpiru
    It's the "Barging in with
    Tenpiru" channel! Yeah!
[13:16] Sign
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    Hurry
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    It's started
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    I've got high hopes
    
    
    
    
    A chic-piru
    
    
    
    
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
[13:16] Sign
    Hurry
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    It's started
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    I've got high hopes
    
    
    
    
    A chic-piru
    
    
    
    
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
[13:16] Sign
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    It's started
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    I've got high hopes
    
    
    
    
    A chic-piru
    
    
    
    
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
[13:17] Sign
    It's started
    
    
    
    
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    I've got high hopes
    
    
    
    
    A chic-piru
    
    
    
    
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
[13:17] Sign
    Standing by
    
    
    
    
    I've got high hopes
    
    
    
    
    A chic-piru
    
    
    
    
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
[13:18] Sign
    I've got high hopes
    
    
    
    
    A chic-piru
    
    
    
    
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
[13:18] Sign
    A chic-piru
    
    
    
    
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
[13:18] Sign
    So exciting!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
[13:18] Sign
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
    
    
    
    
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
[13:18] Sign
    Is he here yet?
    
    
    
    
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
[13:19] Sign
    He's here
    
    
    
    
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
[13:19] Sign
    Here now
    
    
    
    
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Where are you?
[13:19] Tenpiru
    Let's see... Today, we're barging in here!
[13:20] Sign
    It's started!
    
    
    
    
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Where are you?
    
    
    
    
    Hooray
[13:20] Sign
    Where to today?
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Where are you?
    
    
    
    
    Hooray
    
    
    
    
    Congrats on 30k
[13:21] Sign
    Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Where are you?
    
    
    
    
    Hooray
    
    
    
    
    Congrats on 30k
    
    
    
    
    You got this, Tenpiru
[13:21] Sign
    Tenpiru~
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Where are you?
    
    
    
    
    Hooray
    
    
    
    
    Congrats on 30k
    
    
    
    
    You got this, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    
    Where are you barging in today?
[13:22] Sign
    Yeah!!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Yeah!
    
    
    
    
    Where are you?
    
    
    
    
    Hooray
    
    
    
    
    Congrats on 30k
    
    
    
    
    You got this, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    
    Where are you barging in today?
    
    
    
    
    Hello
[13:23] Sign
    Hey, Tenpiru-san! Looking forward to today!!
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and explain
    
    
    
    
     So where are you?
    
    
    
    
     I know this place
    
    
    
    
    You're outside
    
    
    
    
    You're so loud
    
    
    
    
    Was waiting for your livestream
    
    
    
    
    "Neko"?
    
    
    
    
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
[13:23] Tenpiru
    Ramen Akaneko!
[13:24] Sign
    Hurry up and explain
    
    
    
    
     So where are you?
    
    
    
    
     I know this place
    
    
    
    
    You're outside
    
    
    
    
    You're so loud
    
    
    
    
    Was waiting for your livestream
    
    
    
    
    "Neko"?
    
    
    
    
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
[13:25] Tenpiru
    Rumor has it this ramen restaurant is run
    by cats, so let's go see. Wow, seriously?
[13:25] Sign
    So where are you?
    
    
    
    
     I know this place
    
    
    
    
    You're outside
    
    
    
    
    You're so loud
    
    
    
    
    Was waiting for your livestream
    
    
    
    
    "Neko"?
    
    
    
    
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
[13:26] Sign
    I know this place
    
    
    
    
    You're outside
    
    
    
    
    You're so loud
    
    
    
    
    Was waiting for your livestream
    
    
    
    
    "Neko"?
    
    
    
    
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
[13:26] Sign
    You're outside
    
    
    
    
    You're so loud
    
    
    
    
    Was waiting for your livestream
    
    
    
    
    "Neko"?
    
    
    
    
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
[13:27] Sign
    You're so loud
    
    
    
    
    Was waiting for your livestream
    
    
    
    
    "Neko"?
    
    
    
    
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
[13:28] Sign
    Was waiting for your livestream
    
    
    
    
    "Neko"?
    
    
    
    
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
[13:29] Sign
    "Neko"?
    
    
    
    
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
[13:30] Sign
    "Akaneko"?
    
    
    
    
     Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
[13:31] Sign
    Caaaat
    
    
    
    
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
[13:31] Tenpiru
    Uh? Hm, whatever.
[13:32] Sign
    Cat
    
    
    
    
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
[13:33] Sign
    There's no way lol
    
    
    
    
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
[13:33] Sign
    By cats?
    
    
    
    
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
[13:34] Sign
    Seriously?
    
    
    
    
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
[13:34] Tenpiru
    Here I go!
[13:34] Sign
    They making cats work now?
    
    
    
    
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
[13:35] Sign
    Lets go!
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
[13:36] Sign
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
[13:36] Sign
    
    
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
[13:36] Sign
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
[13:37] Sabu
    Welcome—
[13:37] Sign
    Just go in
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
[13:37] Sign
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
[13:38] Sign
    You shouldn't
    
    
    
    
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
[13:39] Sign
    I'm eating ramen rn, too
    
    
    
    
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
[13:40] Sign
    You're going in? Right here and now?
    
    
    
    
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
[13:41] Sign
    Don't do it
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
[13:41] Tenpiru
    It seriously is run by cats! Cool!
[13:41] Sign
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
[13:41] Sign
    Go!
    
    
    
    
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
[13:42] Sign
    He barged in!
    
    
    
    
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    Cat!!
[13:43] Sign
    Unstoppable fire
    
    
    
    
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    Cat!!
    
    
    
    
    They're really there
[13:43] Sign
    Exciting
    
    
    
    
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    Cat!!
    
    
    
    
    They're really there
    
    
    
    
    Cats lol
[13:43] Sabu
    Hey, photography isn't allowed here!
[13:44] Sign
    It's packed
    
    
    
    
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    Cat!!
    
    
    
    
    They're really there
    
    
    
    
    Cats lol
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
[13:45] Sign
    Are there any cats?
    
    
    
    
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    Cat!!
    
    
    
    
    They're really there
    
    
    
    
    Cats lol
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    A black cat
[13:45] Tenpiru
    I'm not taking photos. It's a livestream.
[13:46] Sign
    Cat!
    
    
    
    
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    Cat!!
    
    
    
    
    They're really there
    
    
    
    
    Cats lol
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    A black cat
    
    
    
    
    You're already getting told off lol
[13:47] Sign
    Cats!
    
    
    
    
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    Cat!!
    
    
    
    
    They're really there
    
    
    
    
    Cats lol
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    A black cat
    
    
    
    
    You're already getting told off lol
    
    
    
    
    I'm unemployed. This cat beat me to a job
[13:47] Sign
    There really is a cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    Cat!!
    
    
    
    
    They're really there
    
    
    
    
    Cats lol
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    A black cat
    
    
    
    
    You're already getting told off lol
    
    
    
    
    I'm unemployed. This cat beat me to a job
    
    
    
    
    Cooking cats!!
[13:48] Tenpiru
    I'm helping you to gain exposure.
    You're cool with that, right?
[13:52] Sabu
    Hey!
[13:53] Bunzo
    Sabu, watch the noodles.
[13:56] Bunzo
    Sir, photography isn't allowed here,
    so please stop. Now.
[14:03] Sign
    Serious cat lol
    
    
    
    
    Cute lol
    
    
    
    
    Scary
    
    
    
    
    He so mad lol
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
    Hey, where's he standing?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go!
    
    
    
    
    Where is this?
    
    
    
    
    Is that even hygienic?
    
    
    
    
    There's def hair in that food
[14:03] Tenpiru
    I'm getting a ton of comments!
[14:04] Bunzo
    Turn off that camera! Don't ignore me!
[14:04] Sign
    Cute lol
    
    
    
    
    Scary
    
    
    
    
    He so mad lol
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
    Hey, where's he standing?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go!
    
    
    
    
    Where is this?
    
    
    
    
    Is that even hygienic?
    
    
    
    
    There's def hair in that food
    
    
    
    
    It's not photography, right?
[14:04] Sign
    Scary
    
    
    
    
    He so mad lol
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
    Hey, where's he standing?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go!
    
    
    
    
    Where is this?
    
    
    
    
    Is that even hygienic?
    
    
    
    
    There's def hair in that food
    
    
    
    
    It's not photography, right?
    
    
    
    
    I wouldn't eat there
[14:05] Sign
    He so mad lol
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
    Hey, where's he standing?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go!
    
    
    
    
    Where is this?
    
    
    
    
    Is that even hygienic?
    
    
    
    
    There's def hair in that food
    
    
    
    
    It's not photography, right?
    
    
    
    
    I wouldn't eat there
    
    
    
    
    Boss...
[14:06] Sign
    A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
    Hey, where's he standing?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go!
    
    
    
    
    Where is this?
    
    
    
    
    Is that even hygienic?
    
    
    
    
    There's def hair in that food
    
    
    
    
    It's not photography, right?
    
    
    
    
    I wouldn't eat there
    
    
    
    
    Boss...
    
    
    
    
    Cat~~
[14:06] Sign
    Hey, where's he standing?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go!
    
    
    
    
    Where is this?
    
    
    
    
    Is that even hygienic?
    
    
    
    
    There's def hair in that food
    
    
    
    
    It's not photography, right?
    
    
    
    
    I wouldn't eat there
    
    
    
    
    Boss...
    
    
    
    
    Cat~~
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go
[14:09] Sasaki
    Krishna-chan!
[14:12] Tenpiru
    Look at all these viewers!
[14:16] Krishna
    I-I'm going in.
[14:20] Tamako
    I don't think that's a good idea.
[14:22] Krishna; Sasaki
    What?
[14:24] Tenpiru
    You really are cats!
    I bet there's hair in all the food.
[14:27] Bunzo
    Enough! Turn off that camera!
[14:30] Tamako
    People like that would only get more
    excited if Krishna-san showed up.
[14:35] Tamako
    He just wants shot-worthy footage.
[14:38] Krishna
    But we need to stop him.
[14:39] Tamako
    Sasaki-san. Please, call the police.
[14:45] Tamako
    Just in case.
[14:48] Tamako
    I will take care of this.
[14:50] Sasaki
    What?
[14:51] Krishna
    Tamako-san?
[14:57] Tenpiru
    This is dope.
[14:58] Bunzo
    Turn your camera off!
[15:00] Tenpiru
    What's the big deal? I've got
    30,000 followers on my channel.
[15:04] Tenpiru
    I'm advertising to 30k people for you.
[15:06] Bunzo
    I don't care. Camera! Off! Now!
    You're being a nuisance!
[15:10] Hana
    Hmph. I bet his fans aren't even worth it.
[15:13] Tenpiru
    Whoa! There's another one!
[15:15] Sign
    Where is this?
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     I wanna go...
    
    
    
    
     Photos aren't allowed, right?
    
    
    
    
     A white cat!
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
     Stop spamming
    
    
    
    
     Tenpiru! Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
     Lets goooo
    
    
    
    
    Is he doing this without permission?
[15:15] Hana
    Shoot! I'll be on film!
[15:15] Sign
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     I wanna go...
    
    
    
    
     Photos aren't allowed, right?
    
    
    
    
     A white cat!
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
     Stop spamming
    
    
    
    
     Tenpiru! Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
     Lets goooo
    
    
    
    
    Is he doing this without permission?
    
    
    
    
    Kitty cat!
[15:15] Sign
    I wanna go...
    
    
    
    
     Photos aren't allowed, right?
    
    
    
    
     A white cat!
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
     Stop spamming
    
    
    
    
     Tenpiru! Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
     Lets goooo
    
    
    
    
    Is he doing this without permission?
    
    
    
    
    Kitty cat!
    
    
    
    
    Can my cat work there, too?
[15:16] Sign
    Photos aren't allowed, right?
    
    
    
    
     A white cat!
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
     Stop spamming
    
    
    
    
     Tenpiru! Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
     Lets goooo
    
    
    
    
    Is he doing this without permission?
    
    
    
    
    Kitty cat!
    
    
    
    
    Can my cat work there, too?
    
    
    
    
    Doesn't "akaneko" mean arsonist?
[15:16] Sign
    A white cat!
    
    
    
    
     A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
     Stop spamming
    
    
    
    
     Tenpiru! Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
     Lets goooo
    
    
    
    
    Is he doing this without permission?
    
    
    
    
    Kitty cat!
    
    
    
    
    Can my cat work there, too?
    
    
    
    
    Doesn't "akaneko" mean arsonist?
    
    
    
    
    What kind of ramen?
[15:16] Sign
    A ramen place?
    
    
    
    
     Stop spamming
    
    
    
    
     Tenpiru! Tenpiru!
    
    
    
    
     Lets goooo
    
    
    
    
    Is he doing this without permission?
    
    
    
    
    Kitty cat!
    
    
    
    
    Can my cat work there, too?
    
    
    
    
    Doesn't "akaneko" mean arsonist?
    
    
    
    
    What kind of ramen?
    
    
    
    
    This is all kinds of wack
[15:24] Sign
    White cat! So cute!
    
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Follow it, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    
    The apron is cute
    
    
    
    
    Reminds me of my cat back home
    
    
    
    
    Something appeared
    
    
    
    
    Who?
    
    
    
    
    Oh?
    
    
    
    
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
[15:24] Tamako
    Excuse me, sir.
[15:25] Sign
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    
    Follow it, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    
    The apron is cute
    
    
    
    
    Reminds me of my cat back home
    
    
    
    
    Something appeared
    
    
    
    
    Who?
    
    
    
    
    Oh?
    
    
    
    
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
[15:25] Sign
    Follow it, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    
    The apron is cute
    
    
    
    
    Reminds me of my cat back home
    
    
    
    
    Something appeared
    
    
    
    
    Who?
    
    
    
    
    Oh?
    
    
    
    
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
[15:25] Sign
    The apron is cute
    
    
    
    
    Reminds me of my cat back home
    
    
    
    
    Something appeared
    
    
    
    
    Who?
    
    
    
    
    Oh?
    
    
    
    
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
[15:25] Sign
    Reminds me of my cat back home
    
    
    
    
    Something appeared
    
    
    
    
    Who?
    
    
    
    
    Oh?
    
    
    
    
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
[15:26] Sign
    Something appeared
    
    
    
    
    Who?
    
    
    
    
    Oh?
    
    
    
    
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
[15:26] Tenpiru
    Hm? What? You work here?
[15:26] Sign
    Who?
    
    
    
    
    Oh?
    
    
    
    
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    Get 'em
[15:26] Sign
    Oh?
    
    
    
    
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    Get 'em
    
    
    
    
    Lmaoooo
[15:27] Sign
    A stagehand? It's a human
    
    
    
    
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    Get 'em
    
    
    
    
    Lmaoooo
    
    
    
    
    ...I like it...
[15:27] Sign
    Huuuuge
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    Get 'em
    
    
    
    
    Lmaoooo
    
    
    
    
    ...I like it...
    
    
    
    
    Something's awakening inside me
[15:27] Sign
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    Get 'em
    
    
    
    
    Lmaoooo
    
    
    
    
    ...I like it...
    
    
    
    
    Something's awakening inside me
    
    
    
    
    A cat-eared stagehand...
[15:28] Sign
    I thought it was run by cats?
    
    
    
    
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    Get 'em
    
    
    
    
    Lmaoooo
    
    
    
    
    ...I like it...
    
    
    
    
    Something's awakening inside me
    
    
    
    
    A cat-eared stagehand...
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
[15:28] Sign
    What's up with this person?
    
    
    
    
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    Get 'em
    
    
    
    
    Lmaoooo
    
    
    
    
    ...I like it...
    
    
    
    
    Something's awakening inside me
    
    
    
    
    A cat-eared stagehand...
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    They look like a cat
[15:28] Sign
    Hurry up and show us the cats
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    Get 'em
    
    
    
    
    Lmaoooo
    
    
    
    
    ...I like it...
    
    
    
    
    Something's awakening inside me
    
    
    
    
    A cat-eared stagehand...
    
    
    
    
    — DELETED —
    
    
    
    
    They look like a cat
    
    
    
    
    What kind of ramen? I wanna go so gimme the deets
[15:29] Tenpiru
    So humans do work here.
[15:31] Tenpiru
    And I thought this place
    was only run by cats. Lame.
[15:35] Tamako
    Ph-Photography is prohibited here.
[15:38] Tamako
    You're bothering the other
    customers. P-Please leave.
[15:44] Tenpiru
    Huh?! I'm advertising
    to 30,000 people for you!
[15:47] Tenpiru
    It's a win-win situation. Right?
[15:50] Tamako
    Photography is prohibited here.
[15:52] Tamako
    You're bothering the other
    customers. Please leave.
[15:56] Tenpiru
    Oh, c'mon. Just let it slide.
[16:00] Tenpiru
    It's only for a little bit.
[16:02] Tamako
    Photography is prohibited here.
[16:04] Tamako
    You're bothering the other
    customers. Please leave.
[16:08] Tenpiru
    Is that all you can say? So persistent.
[16:10] Tenpiru
    Are you even listening?
[16:11] Sign
    Scary. This guy's bad news lol
    
    
    
    
    No way you can deal with this
    
    
    
    
    Reported
    
    
    
    
     Whaaaat?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go there
    
    
    
    
     What kind of ramen?
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     This person's broken
    
    
    
    
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
[16:12] Sign
    No way you can deal with this
    
    
    
    
    Reported
    
    
    
    
     Whaaaat?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go there
    
    
    
    
     What kind of ramen?
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     This person's broken
    
    
    
    
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
[16:12] Tamako
    Photography is prohibited here.
[16:13] Sign
    Reported
    
    
    
    
     Whaaaat?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go there
    
    
    
    
     What kind of ramen?
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     This person's broken
    
    
    
    
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
    
    
    
    
     Where is this restaurant?
[16:13] Sign
    Whaaaat?
    
    
    
    
    I wanna go there
    
    
    
    
     What kind of ramen?
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     This person's broken
    
    
    
    
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
    
    
    
    
    Where is this restaurant?
    
    
    
    
    Lmaooo
[16:14] Sign
    I wanna go there
    
    
    
    
     What kind of ramen?
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     This person's broken
    
    
    
    
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
    
    
    
    
    Where is this restaurant?
    
    
    
    
    Lmaooo
    
    
    
    
    They're shaking
[16:14] Tamako
    You're bothering the other
    customers. Please leave.
[16:15] Sign
    What kind of ramen?
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     This person's broken
    
    
    
    
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
    
    
    
    
    Where is this restaurant?
    
    
    
    
    Lmaooo
    
    
    
    
    They're shaking
    
    
    
    
    Stop bothering Stagehand-chan
[16:15] Sign
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    
     This person's broken
    
    
    
    
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
    
    
    
    
    Where is this restaurant?
    
    
    
    
    Lmaooo
    
    
    
    
    They're shaking
    
    
    
    
    Stop bothering Stagehand-chan
    
    
    
    
    Spit it out. Stop being scared
[16:16] Sign
    This person's broken
    
    
    
    
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
    
    
    
    
    Where is this restaurant?
    
    
    
    
    Lmaooo
    
    
    
    
    They're shaking
    
    
    
    
    Stop bothering Stagehand-chan
    
    
    
    
    Spit it out. Stop being scared
    
    
    
    
    Tbh... I can't... stand it...
[16:17] Sign
    Kinda scary
    
    
    
    
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
    
    
    
    
    Where is this restaurant?
    
    
    
    
    Lmaooo
    
    
    
    
    They're shaking
    
    
    
    
    Stop bothering Stagehand-chan
    
    
    
    
    Spit it out. Stop being scared
    
    
    
    
    Tbh... I can't... stand it...
    
    
    
    
    Ahhhhhhhh
[16:17] Sign
    Tenpiru's being pressured lol
    
    
    
    
    Where are the cats?
    
    
    
    
    Where is this restaurant?
    
    
    
    
    Lmaooo
    
    
    
    
    They're shaking
    
    
    
    
    Stop bothering Stagehand-chan
    
    
    
    
    Spit it out. Stop being scared
    
    
    
    
    Tbh... I can't... stand it...
    
    
    
    
    Ahhhhhhhh
    
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
[16:20] Sign
    Stop bothering Stagehand-chan
    
    
    
    Spit it out. Stop being scared
    
    
    
    Tbh... I can't... stand it
    
    
    
    Ahhhhhhhh
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
[16:21] Sign
    Spit it out. Stop being scared
    
    
    
    Tbh... I can't... stand it
    
    
    
    Ahhhhhhhh
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    You suck 'cause you're backing out, Tenpiru
[16:21] Sign
    Tbh... I can't... stand it
    
    
    
    Ahhhhhhhh
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    You suck 'cause you're backing out, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    Stop being lazy and make a move
[16:21] Sign
    Ahhhhhhhh
    
    
    
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    You suck 'cause you're backing out, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    Stop being lazy and make a move
    
    
    
    I'm bored of the same thing
[16:21] Sign
    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
    
    
    
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    You suck 'cause you're backing out, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    Stop being lazy and make a move
    
    
    
    I'm bored of the same thing
    
    
    
     It's not enough
[16:22] Sign
    PUDDY TAT
    
    
    
    You suck 'cause you're backing out, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    Stop being lazy and make a move
    
    
    
    I'm bored of the same thing
    
    
    
     It's not enough
    
    
    
    I'm disappointed. You lost a subscriber
[16:22] Sign
    You suck 'cause you're backing out, Tenpiru
    
    
    
    Stop being lazy and make a move
    
    
    
    I'm bored of the same thing
    
    
    
     It's not enough
    
    
    
    I'm disappointed. You lost a subscriber
    
    
    
    Put some effort into it
[16:22] Sign
    Stop being lazy and make a move
    
    
    
    I'm bored of the same thing
    
    
    
     It's not enough
    
    
    
    I'm disappointed. You lost a subscriber
    
    
    
    Put some effort into it
    
    
    
    Show us more kitty cats
[16:23] Sign
    I'm bored of the same thing
    
    
    
     It's not enough
    
    
    
    I'm disappointed. You lost a subscriber
    
    
    
    Put some effort into it
    
    
    
    Show us more kitty cats
    
    
    
    It's an infinite loop
[16:23] Sign
    It's not enough
    
    
    
    I'm disappointed. You lost a subscriber
    
    
    
    Put some effort into it
    
    
    
    Show us more kitty cats
    
    
    
    It's an infinite loop
    
    
    
    Utter defeat
[16:23] Sign
    I'm disappointed. You lost a subscriber
    
    
    
    Put some effort into it
    
    
    
    Show us more kitty cats
    
    
    
    It's an infinite loop
    
    
    
    Utter defeat
    
    
    
    Stagehand-chan is tough!
[16:23] Tenpiru
    Hey, hey! I'm a customer, too!
[16:26] Bunzo
    You're no customer.
[16:27] Bunzo
    Leave.
[16:29] Hana
    Get out!
[16:32] Tenpiru
    Why aren't you getting it?
     It's free exposure.
[16:36] Hana
    A livestream like that
    will just cause backlash!
[16:39] Sabu
    Your Akaneko shoyu ramen.
[16:41] Sakura
    Hey, want me to call the police?
[16:45] Sabu
    Huh? Um...
[16:48] Tenpiru
    That'll be good.
[16:49] Tenpiru
    As long as it brings in more viewers,
    you can call the cops and cause a stir!
[16:53] Tenpiru
    I'm used to it!
[17:06] Mikio
    Young man. Why don't you stop doing that
    and come chat with me outside?
[17:12] Mikio
    Well?
[17:13] Hana
    Oh, Miki-chan!
[17:20] Tamako
    Huh?
[17:25] Sasaki
    What a relief.
[17:27] Hana
    Sasaki-san, did you call Miki-chan here?
[17:30] Sakura
    Miki-chan?
[17:31] Sasaki
    It was the right move to call
    Miki-san instead of the police.
[17:35] Hana
    Anyway, Sasaki-san...
[17:38] Hana
    Here's a coupon for our gyoza.
    Please use them, meow.
[17:38] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[17:38] Sign
    Akaneko Gyoza: Coupon for 1 free plate
[17:42] Sasaki
    Sorry for the disturbance.
[17:46] Hana
    Sorry for the disturbance, meow.
[17:47] Sakura
    It's okay.
[17:49] Sasaki
    The coupons can be used today, by the way.
[17:52] Hana
    Sorry for the disturbance, meow.
[18:05] Hana
    Nice.
[18:13] Krishna
    Tamako-san.
[18:15] Krishna
    That was amazing! You're so brave!
[18:19] Tamako
    N-Not at all.
[18:21] Tamako
    Um, you see, there were lots of people
     like that at my last job, so...
[18:28] Krishna
    I see. So that's why you
    were able to respond so firmly.
[18:32] Tamako
    U-Um, who was that man?
    It looked like Hana-san knew him.
[18:37] Krishna
    Oh, you mean Mikio-san?
[18:40] Krishna
    He was originally
    an acquaintance of Sasaki-san's.
[18:42] Krishna
    Our restaurant really owes
    a lot to Mikio-san.
[18:47] Mikio
    Here's your license back.
    Be sure to keep your promise.
[18:51] Tenpiru
    Sure thing.
[19:00] Mikio
    I took care of it, Bunzo-san.
    It's all good now.
[19:07] Tamako
    Does he, uh, do the shady stuff?
[19:13] Krishna
    No, it's nothing like that. Don't worry.
[19:16] Krishna
    Mikio-san is the restaurant's lawyer.
    He's helped us since we opened.
[19:21] Tamako
    Oh, I see.
[19:24] Krishna
    He may look scary, but he's a good person.
[19:27] Mikio
    I made sure I got through to him.
[19:29] Hana
    Miki-chan!
[19:31] Mikio
    Hey now.
[19:32] Mikio
    One Akaneko light broth ramen, please.
[19:35] Bunzo
    Meow!
[21:07] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[21:10] Krishna
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:13] Hana; Krishna
    After "Hana-chan's Professionalism."
[21:17] Hana
    Think more seriously, Sasaki-san!
[21:19] Sasaki
    I am being serious.
[21:22] Hana
    You're a liar!
[21:23] Sasaki
    I'm not.
[21:24] Hana
    So 'cause it means extra hands,
     this is fine to you?!
[21:27] Tamako
    Um, this is cutting into my hours...
[21:32] Fujimi
    I'm a regular here, and I brought a friend
    today to help support their business, but...
[21:36] Fujimi
    Will they hate me if I act overly friendly
    with the kitty cats? I wanna ask.
[21:39] Fujimi
    I wanna work here, too.
[21:41] Fujimi
    What should I do?
[21:42] Fujimi
    All right! I'll ask! I'll ask them!
[21:46] Tamako
    I haven't had the chance to brush Hana-san.
[21:48] Tamako
    I wonder if that's okay. Probably not.
[21:52] Sign
    The
    Daily
    Akaneko
[21:54] Sasaki
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:58] Krishna
    After "The Tiger in the Noodle Room."
[22:02] Tamako
    The Akaneko special
    was delicious, Krishna-san.
[22:05] Krishna
    Really? I'm happy to hear it!
[22:11] Krishna
    The flour went everywhere.
[22:16] Sasaki
    There's a troublesome customer
    in the restaurant right now.
[22:20] Sasaki
    Yes. Ah, got it.
[22:24] Sasaki
    Yes, please do.
[22:26] Krishna
    I need to find this "Tenpiru" guy's
    account and report him!
[22:32] Tamako
    So she watches those things?
[22:36] Hana
    Miki-chan. Did you sock it to that guy?
[22:38] Mikio
    No way. I simply said it'd be a lot
    of work if we had to go to court.
[22:44] Hana
    Hey, Miki-chan.
    Why don't cats have labor laws?
[22:49] Mikio
    Well, other cats don't really
    want to work, anyway.
[22:53] Mikio
    You're in the minority.
[22:56] Sign
    Q: What do
    you call him?
[23:00] Hana
    Miki-chan!
[23:01] Sasaki
    Miki-san.
[23:02] Krishna
    Mikio-san.
[23:03] Bunzo
    Attorney Terada.
[23:07] Sabu
    I haven't really spoken to him.
[23:12] Hana
    Here's your free Akaneko gyoza.
[23:15] Sasaki
    Please order more if you enjoy it.

E3 - Nothing Wrong With That / Service First/ The Masked Handyman

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[00:00] Sign
    "When a tiger makes the
    noodles, customers come."
     — T.K. Angus
[00:04] Narrator
    "If a cat washes its face, it's going to rain."
    That's how the saying goes.
[00:08] Narrator
    When tigers, who are also felines,
    make noodles, as strange as that is,
[00:13] Narrator
    it brings good fortune
    and even customers.
[00:17] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:17] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:21] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:21] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:23] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:24] Narrator
    It's a place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:25] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:58] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[02:26] Sign
    Nothing Wrong With That
[02:37] Bunzo
    Huh?
[02:38] Bunzo
    Yashiro-san, you're rather early.
[02:42] Tamako
    Good morning.
[02:49] Tamako
    Um...
[02:51] Tamako
    There's actually something
    I wanted to show you guys.
[02:56] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[02:56] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef
    Krishna
[02:56] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[02:56] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[02:58] Sasaki
    Did you make this, Yashiro-san?
[03:01] Tamako
    Y-Yes. Though it's only a draft.
[03:04] Sabu
    Wow!
[03:06] Tamako
    You see...
[03:07] Tamako
    Krishna-san told me the
    Akaneko Special doesn't sell very well.
[03:13] Tamako
    But it's so good.
[03:14] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[03:14] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef
    Krishna
[03:15] Tamako
    I think maybe it doesn't sell
    because people don't know
[03:18] Tamako
    the noodles are paw-made
     by Krishna-san.
[03:22] Tamako
    I ate it without knowing that, too.
    I feel it's such a waste.
[03:32] Tamako
    Did I step out of line?
[03:34] Sasaki
    Not at all! It's a great idea!
[03:37] Sasaki
    And it's well-made, too. Seriously.
[03:40] Bunzo;Sabu
    Uh-huh.
[03:42] Sasaki
    But...
[03:43] Sasaki
    It all depends on what
    Krishna-chan thinks of it.
[03:46] Tamako
    Huh?
[03:50] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef
    Krishna
[03:54] Tamako
    Wh-What do you think?
[03:58] Krishna
    N-No, that's way too embarrassing!
[04:02] Sabu
    Just as I feared. What a shame.
[04:05] Sasaki
    Yup.
[04:08] Hana
    Hey, hurry up and get brushing.
[04:11] Tamako
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[04:19] Hana
    Hey, have you made things like that before?
[04:24] Tamako
    My job before this one was
    at an advertising design company.
[04:29] Tamako
    But we were just subcontractors
     of subcontractors.
[04:34] Hana
    The horrible place you mentioned?
[04:35] Tamako
    Yes.
[04:37] Tamako
    My other place was the same.
[04:39] Tamako
    I did my best and worked on
    lots of stuff with good intentions,
[04:42] Tamako
    but I always ended up getting told off
    for doing unnecessary work.
[04:46] Tamako
    Looks like I failed again.
[04:55] Hana
    I wouldn't say that.
[04:58] Hana
    You tried to contribute to the store
    in your own way. Nothing wrong with that.
[05:03] Hana
    It's better than folk
    who only pretend to work.
[05:07] Hana
    Come with me.
[05:10] Hana
    Krishna!
[05:13] Hana
    I say this as an Akaneko employee:
     we should totally put up that poster.
[05:18] Hana
    I respect your wishes, but you have
    to think about how it could boost sales.
[05:24] Krishna
    Hana-chan.
[05:26] Krishna
    But using info about the process to sell the
    special instead of the taste doesn't sit right—
[05:30] Hana
    Huh?!
[05:31] Hana
    What's so wrong with it?
[05:33] Krishna
    I-I want people to choose it for the taste.
[05:37] Krishna
    Not because of added information like that.
[05:41] Hana
    If they never order it,
    they won't know how it tastes.
[05:44] Hana
    Sometimes, there are more
    important things than ideals.
[05:48] Hana
    The noodles you painstakingly make are
    going to waste 'cause no one's ordering them.
[05:52] Hana
    Is that what you want?
[05:54] Hana
    Prioritize having more people eating your
    noodles instead of getting embarrassed.
[05:59] Hana
    Aren't you a pro noodle-making tiger?
[06:12] Krishna
    Tamako-san.
[06:14] Krishna
    I'm so sorry.
[06:17] Krishna
    In truth, that poster... I was actually...
[06:23] Krishna
    very happy with it.
[06:28] Tamako
    Then, can I take a photo of you
     making noodles later?
[06:32] Krishna
    Wh-What?
[06:34] Tamako
    I want to include it on the poster. Please?
[06:37] Krishna
    Oh, um... Okay.
[06:43] Sign
    Cat Stool
[06:43] Sign
    Cat Stool
[06:44] Tamako
    H-Hana-san. Thank you so much.
[06:44] Sign
    Cat Stool
[06:45] Sign
    Cat Stool
[06:49] Hana
    Don't mention it.
[06:50] Hana
    I only said stuff
    I'd wanted to say for a while.
[06:53] Hana
    Anyway, hurry up and finish your task
     so you can help me clean.
[06:58] Tamako
    Right.
[07:11] Hana
    And why are you grinning?
[07:15] Sasaki
    No reason.
[07:23] Sign
    Service First
[07:30] Tamako
    Hello—
[07:32] Tamako
    Wh-What happened?
[07:35] Sasaki
    Oh, we had a huge lunch rush.
[07:40] Hana
    With the way today's going,
    tonight'll be one of those nights.
[07:45] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san, you don't have to brush me.
[07:51] Sasaki
    So can you help with the dishes?
[07:54] Tamako
    Yes, I understand.
[07:57] Hana
    I want a brushing, though.
[08:11] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[08:20] Hana
    Thank you for waiting, meow.
[08:25] Sabu
    Order up.
[08:27] Sasaki
    Thank you very much. Get home safe.
[08:37] Sabu
    Akaneko shoyu, order up!
[08:54] Sasaki
    Table three's all set.
[08:57] Hana
    Okay! Table for three, right this way.
[09:01] Sabu
    Order up. Gyoza.
[09:02] Fujihara
    Thank you.
[09:44] Pietro
    Excuse me. A moment of your time, please.
[09:49] Pietro
    I have a question regarding this ramen.
[09:52] Pietro
    Can I ask you?
[09:53] Tamako
    Sorry, I'm just a part-timer.
[09:57] Tamako
    Sabu-san.
[09:58] Sabu
    Oh, man, I dunno. It's so busy right now.
[10:02] Bunzo
    How can I help?
[10:03] Bunzo
    It's a bit busy, so I'll have to answer
    your question while I work.
[10:08] Pietro
    This soup is delightful.
[10:12] Pietro
    The chicken broth, the dried sardines,
    the kelp, the mushrooms...
[10:15] Pietro
    It's traditional, yet has
    a complex, harmonious taste.
[10:22] Pietro
    But I don't understand something.
    To mollify the chicken broth's aroma...
[10:26] Pietro
    you didn't use green onions. Why is that?
[10:31] Bunzo
    You're right. We use qín cài.
[10:36] Pietro
    Qín cài?
[10:37] Bunzo
    Uh, it's Chinese celery, I think.
[10:38] Sabu
    Order up!
[10:41] Pietro
    Why don't you match it
    with your traditional style?
[10:46] Bunzo
    It's because we're cats
    and can't touch onions.
[10:51] Bunzo
    Never heard that?
[10:52] Bunzo
    Worst-case scenario,
    cats can die from eating onions.
[10:58] Bunzo
    Well, cats shouldn't eat
     salt or shoyu, either.
[11:03] Bunzo
    Because of that,
    I've never actually had our soup.
[11:09] Pietro
    If that's true, how did you make this soup?
    How can you even make ramen?
[11:14] Bunzo
    Well, I do a taste test by watering down
     some of it and lapping that up.
[11:20] Pietro
    Unbelievable.
[11:22] Ishida
    So that's how it's done.
[11:26] Bunzo
    I've got my sense of smell and intuition,
    plus my predecessor's recipes.
[11:31] Tamako
    Predecessor?
[11:32] Bunzo
    But like it says there, flavor is secondary
    because the food is made by cats.
[11:35] Sign
    A Notice About Cat Hair
[11:35] Sign
    Our employees take great caution.
    However, there may be times when
    cat hair can get in the ramen
    We thank you for your understanding.
    Please enjoy your meal.
[11:35] Sign
    Service first,
     flavor second
[11:39] Bunzo
    There are limits on
    what ingredients we can use,
[11:42] Bunzo
    and our taste buds will never
    completely match a human's.
[11:48] Bunzo
    Also, the customers we get
    aren't just here for the ramen.
[12:20] Sasaki
    Thank you very much.
[12:22] Pietro
    Cooking is entertainment.
[12:25] Sasaki
    What?
[12:26] Pietro
    This place is more than that.
[12:29] Pietro
    It is amusement. It is divertimento.
[12:33] Pietro
    Fantastico!
[12:37] Pietro
    Thank you for the meal.
[12:41] Sasaki
    Thank you very much.
[12:45] Sasaki
    What was that all about?
[12:47] Bunzo
    Who knows?
[12:49] Bunzo
    Maybe he's a chef himself.
[12:54] Krishna
    We have a lot of customers today.
[12:57] Krishna
    The busier it gets,
    the more weirdos show up.
[13:00] Sign
    Famous three-star chef,
     Pietro Romario
[13:00] Sign
    De facto retirement?
[13:00] Sign
    Globally renowned Italian restaurant Romari's
    owner and chef...
[13:01] Krishna
    I can't let my guard down.
[13:05] Sign
    The Masked Handyman
[13:10] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[13:16] Tamako
    Good morning.
[13:19] Tamako
    Huh?
[13:28] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san!
[13:30] Sasaki
    Calm down. It's okay.
[13:32] Tamako
    Huh?
[13:36] Tamako
    Ah, Sasaki-san.
[13:39] Sasaki
    This is Shirosaki-kun. He's somewhat
    allergic to cats so he wears a mask.
[13:44] Tamako
    A mask? Oh, I-I'm sorry.
[13:48] Shirosaki
    Oh, no. It's my fault.
[13:50] Sasaki
    He's good at repairing stuff, so I asked him
     to take a look at the dishwasher.
[13:57] Tamako
    We have a dishwasher?
[13:59] Sasaki
    Yeah.
[14:01] Sasaki
    It's kind of old and difficult for us cats
     to use, so we didn't bother with it.
[14:06] Sasaki
    But since we've been busier lately,
[14:09] Sasaki
    I thought having a working dishwasher
    would make it easier for you.
[14:13] Tamako
    Wait, you're doing this for me?
[14:16] Sasaki
    Yup. I thought about replacing it,
    but it's a li'l short notice.
[14:20] Sasaki
    So I figured I'd have
    Shirosaki-kun look it over.
[14:24] Sasaki
    Now then.
[14:26] Sasaki
    I need to get ready for opening.
[14:28] Tamako
    Oh, so do I.
[14:35] Tamako
    Good morning.
[14:54] Tamako
    Are you taking it easy today?
[14:57] Hana
    We cleaned up because
     Shirosaki-kun was coming.
[15:01] Hana
    We'd feel bad if there was hair everywhere.
    I don't think there was, though.
[15:04] Tamako
    Huh? But what about the boss and Sasaki-san?
[15:07] Hana
    Those two don't really shed.
[15:12] Hana
    Anyway, I wonder if
    it's true what they say.
[15:15] Hana
    About Shirosaki-kun's face.
[15:18] Krishna
    Yeah, I want to see.
[15:22] Krishna
    According to Sasaki-san,
    Shirosaki-san's super handsome.
[15:27] Hana
    I wonder if it's true.
[15:29] Tamako
    Oh?
[15:31] Krishna
    She doesn't seem interested at all.
[15:34] Krishna
    But seriously, Sasaki-san
    sure knows a lot of people.
[15:38] Hana
    He has mysterious connections.
[15:42] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san. Got a minute?
[15:45] Tamako
    Coming!
[15:50] Shirosaki
    I can ask a friend if you want
    to see about a replacement.
[15:53] Sasaki
    Good idea. Maybe I could look
    at a pamphlet or something.
[15:56] Shirosaki
    Can do.
[15:57] Tamako
    Sorry about that.
[15:59] Tamako
    I took off my jacket because
    I thought it might have hair on it.
[16:03] Shirosaki
    Oh, u-um, as for how to use this thing...
[16:09] Shirosaki
    You put the soap in here,
    then just load up the dishes.
[16:18] Shirosaki
    Everything else is automatic.
[16:24] Shirosaki
    Guess that's all.
[16:26] Shirosaki
    Okay, I'd better get to my next job.
[16:29] Sasaki
    Right. Thanks for doing that.
[16:31] Shirosaki
    No problem. Call if you need me again.
[16:34] Sasaki
    I'll transfer your payment
    to the usual account, 'kay?
[16:44] Tamako
    I wonder if Auntie used this.
[16:48] Tamako
    Ah.
[16:50] Tamako
    Excuse me, you forgot...
[16:52] Sasaki
    Hm?
[17:10] Tamako
    Excuse me.
[17:12] Tamako
    You forgot this.
[17:14] Shirosaki
    Huh?
[17:15] Shirosaki
    Oh, sorry about that. Thanks.
[17:22] Tamako
    Um, is something on your mind?
[17:26] Shirosaki
    Oh, no.
[17:30] Shirosaki
    You see...
[17:34] Shirosaki
    I've always wanted to try their ramen.
[17:38] Shirosaki
    But I can't really take off my mask in there.
[17:43] Shirosaki
    My allergies aren't that bad, but I don't
    want it to affect me on my next job.
[17:51] Shirosaki
    The Akaneko team is amazing.
[17:54] Shirosaki
    Even for a cat restaurant,
    the place has gotten super popular.
[18:00] Tamako
    Wait right here.
[18:21] Shirosaki
    Not a single cat hair.
[18:24] Tamako
    Um...
[18:26] Tamako
    It's on the house.
[18:30] Tamako
    If you'd like it, that is.
[18:40] Tamako
    I-I thought if I brought it out,
    there wouldn't be any hair on it.
[18:44] Tamako
    Also, the boss is confident he doesn't get hair
     in the food he puts so much effort into.
[18:52] Tamako
    Also, also, if you're okay with over-the-counter
     meds, the store stocks allergy pills.
[18:57] Tamako
    Oh, you don't have to eat it if you can't.
[19:09] Shirosaki
    I'm grateful. Thanks for the food.
[19:20] Hana
    He really is good-looking!
[19:22] Krishna
    He's as pretty as a girl!
[19:24] Sasaki
    Right?
[19:26] Bunzo
    Let him eat in peace.
[21:00] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[21:00] Krishna
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:05] Bunzo; Sabu; Sasaki; Hana
    After "Nothing Wrong With That."
[21:08] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[21:08] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef
    Krishna
[21:10] Krishna
    This tiger isn't me. But how did you...
[21:14] Tamako
    Oh, this is only a draft.
[21:17] Tamako
    I just used images I found online
    and put them together like a collage.
[21:22] Hana
    Wow. That's how you make stuff like this?
[21:26] Sabu
    And in that quality?
[21:28] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[21:28] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef
    Krishna
[21:28] Krishna
    W-Wow. So this image will be
    replaced with a picture of me?
[21:35] Hana
    You look happy about that.
[21:37] Sasaki
    Hey, isn't 1,800 yen too much?
    It doesn't cost that much to make.
[21:42] Bunzo
    That's what makes it the "special."
[21:46] Bunzo
    It's my fault the special doesn't sell well.
[21:49] Bunzo
    I figured we shouldn't sell
    handmade noodles any cheaper.
[21:54] Hana
    Nothing wrong with that.
[21:55] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[21:57] Sabu
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:01] Bunzo
    After "Service First."
[22:03] Sabu
    Order up. Gyoza.
[22:06] Sign
    Former cultural restoration technician
[22:06] Sign
    With experience living in Italy
[22:06] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[22:06] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[22:06] Sign
    Fuji
[22:06] Sign
    hara
[22:06] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[22:06] Sign
    san
[22:12] Fujihara
    I've been looking forward to this.
[22:15] Sabu
    Order up. One Akaneko special.
[22:18] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[22:18] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[22:18] Sign
    Ishi
[22:18] Sign
    da
[22:18] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[22:18] Sign
    kun
[22:18] Sign
    Just a regular
[22:18] Sign
    Salary
    -man
[22:24] Ishida
    I've ordered everything on the menu now.
[22:27] Sign
    The
    Daily
    Akaneko
[22:29] Bunzo
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:32] Sasaki
    After "The Masked Handyman."
[22:36] Sasaki
    You drove today, right?
    Wanna just eat it in your car?
[22:40] Sasaki
    You can return the bowl anytime.
[22:43] Shirosaki
    I appreciate it.
[22:45] Sign
    Only came 'cause
     everyone else did
[22:45] Sign
    Not interested
     at all
[22:48] Tamako
    Are there good-looking cats, too?
[22:51] Hana
    Cats don't fawn over
    facial features and such.
[22:56] Krish
    We go for strength.
[22:59] Tamako
    So it's based on a cat's essence, huh?
[23:04] Shirosaki
    So he put a lot of effort into this, huh?
[23:18] Shirosaki
    It's good.

E4 - The Fluffy Tiger / Tiger Paw-Made Noodles / The Late-Night Cat / A Story Just a While Ago...

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[00:00] Sign
    "Cast gaming PCs
    before cats."
     — T.K. Angus
[00:03] Narrator
    "Cast coins before cats."
    That's how the saying goes.
[00:07] Narrator
    But casting coins before cats is insulting.
[00:10] Narrator
    To test the theory out,
    why not cast a gaming PC instead?
[00:15] Narrator
    Maybe, just maybe, they'd be able
    to make far better use of it than humans.
[00:21] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:21] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:24] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:24] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:27] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:28] Narrator
    A place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:29] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:33] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san.
[00:34] Sasaki
    Good work today.
[00:36] Sasaki
    Will you be all right?
    You're supposed to be in this evening, too.
[00:40] Tamako
    Yeah, I'm fine. My workload's lighter now,
    thanks to the dishwasher.
[00:45] Sasaki
    That's good to hear.
[00:47] Sasaki
    But you still need to do
    some hand-washing, right?
[00:49] Tamako
    It's still no trouble.
[00:50] Bunzo
    Yashiro-san, are you all right
    with shoyu ramen for your meal?
[00:57] Tamako
    Well, uh, you see...
[01:02] Bunzo
    Oh, you're tired of it?
[01:04] Bunzo
    Then, we'll make it a light broth.
    Sabu, throw in some gyoza, too.
[01:08] Sabu
    Meow!
[01:09] Tamako
    Oh, no, uh, it's not that.
[01:16] Tamako
    It's just... the ramen's so good,
[01:21] Tamako
    I've... gained weight lately.
[01:27] Tamako
    So if it's possible to have something
     a little on the lighter side...
[01:32] Bunzo
    Lighter, huh?
[01:34] Tamako
    Y-Yes.
[01:41] Sabu
    Now that you mention it...
[01:42] Sasaki
    Hey!
[01:46] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[03:13] Sign
    The Fluffy Tiger
[03:18] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[03:22] Bunzo
    Okay! Your meal's ready.
[03:26] Sasaki
    Here you go.
[03:28] Tamako
    Thank you so much.
[03:30] Bunzo
    I made chicken and steamed gyoza
     in vegetable broth today.
[03:33] All
    Let's eat.
[03:35] Sasaki
    Sorry we don't have a table here.
[03:38] Tamako
    It's fine.
[03:40] Bunzo
    Is there enough flavor, Yashiro-san?
[03:42] Bunzo
    I adjusted it a little, but it was
    originally a soup us cats could eat.
[03:46] Tamako
    Is that so? It's delicious.
[04:00] Hana
    Anyway, we've been getting
    a lot more customers lately.
[04:04] Krishna
    It must be because of that livestream.
[04:06] Hana
    Right?
[04:07] Hana
    That guy's account got deleted.
[04:10] Krishna
    "Tenpiru," wasn't it?
[04:11] Hana
    Yup.
[04:12] Krishna
    There was also a compilation video
    with footage from that livestream.
[04:17] Krishna
    But it was quickly taken down.
[04:19] Sasaki
    What?
[04:20] Krishna
    And a video of the boss all angry.
[04:22] Hana
    I saw that one, too.
[04:23] Bunzo
    Seriously?
[04:24] Sasaki
    Well, I'll ask someone
    who knows a bit more about it.
[04:28] Hana
    You and your mysterious connections again.
[04:34] Krishna
    Thanks for the meal.
[04:35] Tamako
    Oh, I can take those.
[04:38] Sasaki
    Thank you.
[04:39] Sasaki
    Oh, Yashiro-san.
[04:43] Sasaki
    We open again at five.
    What'll you do till then?
[04:46] Sasaki
    You're free to do what you like.
[04:48] Sasaki
    We usually just relax in the back,
    so feel free to join us.
[04:54] Tamako
    If you're all fine with it,
    I'd like to take my break back there, too.
[04:58] Sasaki
    It's no problem at all.
    You only have two hours, after all.
[05:02] Tamako
    I'll take my break after
    loading the dishwasher.
[05:04] Sasaki
    Okay, thanks.
[05:13] Tamako
    They're already asleep.
[05:34] Krishna
    Tamako-san.
[05:37] Krishna
    It's not really a break if you're
    just on your phone the whole time.
[05:42] Tamako
    Oh, right.
[05:44] Tamako
    But I don't know what else to do.
[05:49] Krishna
    Then, here.
[05:50] Tamako
    What?
[05:54] Krishna
    We can nap together.
[05:56] Tamako
    Huh?
[05:57] Krishna
    Well?
[06:00] Tamako
    O-Okay.
[06:16] Tamako
    She smells like shampoo.
[06:36] Tamako
    So warm.
[06:44] Hana
    Hey.
[06:45] Hana
    Hey. Wake up.
[06:53] Tamako
    W-Was I...
[06:54] Krishna
    Looks like you had a good sleep.
[06:57] Tamako
    I-I'm so sorry!
[06:59] Krishna
    There's no need to rush.
[07:01] Hana
    Everyone suggested we wake you.
[07:03] Tamako
    I'll get ready right away—
[07:03] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[07:05] Tamako
    Ouch!
[07:06] Hana
    Aw, jeez. Don't worry about it
    and go wash your face.
[07:10] Krishna
    Let's do our best this evening.
[07:14] Sign
    Tiger Paw-Made Noodles
[07:22] Delivery
    Hello.
[07:23] Delivery
    Delivery for you.
[07:25] Hana
    Coming!
[07:27] Hana
    For the store?
[07:28] Delivery
    It appears to be.
[07:30] Hana
    Thanks for your hard work.
[07:41] Bunzo
    Ah, I'm so glad we hired you, Yashiro-san.
    My stress is all brushed away.
[07:47] Tamako
    I-I'm happy to hear you say that.
[07:54] Hana
    Boss, you've got a delivery.
[07:59] Bunzo
    What's this? A tube?
[08:01] Hana
    You don't know, either?
[08:03] Tamako
    Oh, maybe it's the poster.
[08:05] Bunzo
    Oh, that one from last time?
[08:09] Hana
    Seems like it.
[08:11] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[08:11] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[08:11] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[08:11] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[08:12] Bunzo
    Wow, it's big.
[08:14] Hana
    Oh, yeah, this. It looks great!
[08:17] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[08:17] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[08:17] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[08:17] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[08:17] Tamako
    Sasaki-san said he ordered it
    from a print shop.
[08:20] Hana
    Krishna, get over here.
[08:24] Krishna
    What is it, Hana-chan?
[08:27] Krishna
    The poster's finished?
[08:30] Hana
    Get over here and take a look at it.
[08:33] Krishna
    I'm embarrassed,
    so I'm fine looking at it from here.
[08:37] Hana
    Hmm, I see.
[08:40] Hana
    All right then.
[08:42] Hana
    I'll go put it up in the store.
[08:47] Sign
    Service first,
     flavor second
[08:47] Sign
    A Notice About Cat Hair
     Our employees take great caution.
     However, there may be times when cat hair can get in the ramen.
     We thank you for your understanding. Please enjoy your meal.
[08:48] Hana
    Now, where to put it?
[08:51] Sign
    Service first,
     flavor second
[08:51] Sign
    A Notice About Cat Hair
     Our employees take great caution.
     However, there may be times when cat hair can get in the ramen.
     We thank you for your understanding. Please enjoy your meal.
[08:53] Hana
    Yup!
[08:54] Hana
    It'll be good here, right behind this booth.
[08:58] Hana
    Customers will see it
    the moment they walk in.
[09:00] Bunzo
    Yeah.
[09:01] Tamako
    I think it's a good idea.
[09:03] Sasaki
    I'm back.
[09:04] Sasaki
    Oh, hey, the poster's been delivered.
[09:06] Sasaki
    You're putting it up there? Looks good.
[09:08] Hana
    Right?
[09:09] Bunzo
    Where have you been?
    You're even wearing clothes.
[09:12] Sasaki
    I was over at the chamber of commerce.
[09:14] Bunzo
    A-ha.
[09:15] Tamako
    It's up.
[09:17] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[09:17] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[09:17] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[09:17] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[09:17] Tamako
    I hope this will equate to more orders.
[09:21] Hana
    Same here. But we need
    to think about reducing waste first.
[09:25] Hana
    It's possible we'll run out
    of noodles for the special!
[09:31] Krishna
    Should I make more noodles tomorrow?
[09:35] Krishna
    But I guess it depends on today's sales.
[09:39] Krishna
    I should prepare for it, at least.
[09:43] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[09:48] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[09:55] Sabu
    Order up! The Akaneko special!
[09:57] Hana
    For the customer who
    ordered the Akaneko special!
[10:00] Sasaki
    One shoyu, and one special.
[10:02] Bunzo
    Meow!
[10:04] Tamako
    I'm so happy. I can't stop grinning.
[10:07] Tamako
    I'm so glad I'm dressed as a stagehand.
[10:12] Mayu
    Misuzu-chan, we have to!
[10:13] Misuzu
    Uh, that might be a little much today.
[10:17] Mayu
    What?!
[10:18] Misuzu
    Sorry!
[10:22] Tamako
    Maybe she's a fan of Krishna-san?
[10:25] Sasaki
    Welcome.
[10:27] Sasaki
    Thank you for coming.
[10:29] Sasaki
    If you're ready to order, I can...
[10:33] Sasaki
    Is everything all right?
[10:35] Misuzu
    Sorry, she's just a little down.
[10:38] Sasaki
    Huh?
[10:39] Misuzu
    Krishna-chan's her favorite, you see.
[10:39] Mayu
    I'm pathetic. Should I just do it?
[10:41] Misuzu
    So she wants the Akaneko special,
    but she has such a small appetite.
[10:42] Mayu
    I've never had it, after all.
[10:44] Mayu
    But if I can't finish it, I'll be even more...
[10:46] Misuzu
    I usually help her out,
    but I'm not all that hungry today.
[10:51] Sasaki
    Ah. Yeah, the special is
    a pretty hefty portion size.
[10:56] Sasaki
    Hold on a moment.
[11:15] Sasaki
    Then, how about
    a half-sized Akaneko special?
[11:20] Mayu
    Is that okay? Then, I'll have
    the half-sized, please!
[11:23] Misuzu
    I'll have the gyoza.
[11:24] Sasaki
    Okay. Thank you very much.
[11:28] Hana
    Thanks for waiting. Here's your
    half-sized Akaneko special.
[11:32] Mayu
    Wow!
[11:44] Mayu
    The tiger paw-made noodles are so good!
[11:48] Misuzu
    Good for you.
[11:52] Sasaki
    Here you go.
[11:54] Sasaki
    I'll leave these to you.
[11:56] Sasaki
    Might be an idea to put the
    half-sized version on the regular menu.
[11:59] Sasaki
    It's all thanks to your poster.
[12:04] Mayu
    This is so precious to me.
    I can't waste a single noodle.
[12:07] Misuzu
    Ha, you're like an otaku.
[12:10] Tamako
    She's enjoying it so much, after all.
[12:13] Sasaki
    That's true, but...
[12:15] Tamako
    Hmm?
[12:16] Sasaki
    From my rough calculations,
    I think it'll make us a lot of profit.
[12:20] Tamako
    O-Oh, really?
[12:27] Sign
    The Late-Night Cat
[12:39] Sign
    Congratulations!
[12:39] Sign
    You reached a new level
[12:39] Sign
    End of Season
[12:39] Sign
    28 Days
[12:39] Sign
    Play
[12:39] Sign
    Challenge
[12:39] Sign
    Select Season
[12:39] Sign
    Store
[12:39] Sign
    Play
[12:55] Sasaki
    Thanks.
[12:56] Sasaki
    Is it just me or is your
    brushing getting better?
[12:59] Tamako
    Is it? I'm glad.
[13:02] Tamako
    Oh, by the way,
    I haven't seen Sabu-san today.
[13:05] Sasaki
    Hey, you're right.
[13:07] Tamako
    Sabu-san's the only one
    I haven't brushed yet.
[13:11] Sasaki
    Is he still upstairs?
[13:13] Sasaki
    Sabu-chan!
[13:17] Sasaki
    Maybe he's still asleep?
[13:19] Sasaki
    Hey!
[13:24] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san, sorry to ask,
[13:27] Sasaki
    but could you go up there
    and call Sabu-chan?
[13:30] Tamako
    What? Me?
[13:32] Tamako
    Isn't upstairs your living space?
[13:35] Sasaki
    It's all good. I've got some office stuff to do.
[13:39] Sasaki
    So please?
[13:41] Sasaki
    Head up the stairs and Sabu-chan's room
     at the end of the hall, on your right.
[14:00] Tamako
    At the end of the hall, on my right.
[14:04] Sign
    Sabu
[14:08] Tamako
    Sabu-san!
[14:16] Tamako
    Sabu-san?
[14:23] Tamako
    A gaming PC?
[14:34] Tamako
    Sabu-san, please wake up.
[14:40] Tamako
    Sabu-san.
[14:44] Tamako
    I-I'm sorry!
[14:47] Sabu
    Huh? Yashiro-san? What are you...
[14:51] Sabu
    Aw, shoot! I overslept!
[14:55] Tamako
    Hey!
[14:55] Sign
    Sasaki
[14:56] Sign
    Sabu
[14:57] Sign
    Sasaki
[14:58] Sabu
    Sorry!
[14:59] Sabu
    I'm so sorry! I overslept! I'm sorry!
[15:02] Bunzo
    All right, that's enough.
[15:06] Sabu
    I'm sorry.
[15:07] Bunzo
    I heard you. Get yourself brushed
    before you come into the kitchen.
[15:12] Sabu
    Sorry.
[15:19] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san, thanks for earlier.
[15:22] Tamako
    Oh, sure.
[15:23] Sasaki
    Sabu-chan, were you up
    playing games till late again?
[15:27] Sasaki
    You need to stop that.
[15:35] Tamako
    You've got a sweet gaming PC.
[15:38] Tamako
    I play FPS games, too,
    though I'm not very good.
[15:41] Sabu
    What? For real?
[15:43] Sabu
    I'm gonna be in the next Predator Cup.
    Have you heard of it?
[15:47] Tamako
    Huh? You mean that competition
    pro gamers take part in?
[15:50] Sabu
    Nah, I only qualified for
    the general participation round.
[15:54] Sabu
    I was practicing for it last night.
[15:56] Tamako
    There's supposed to be a big prize, right?
[16:00] Tamako
    You must be really good
     if you're in that round.
[16:02] Sabu
    Oh, well... I just got lucky, I guess.
[16:08] Krishna
    Tamako-san.
[16:09] Krishna
    Could you come help me
    with making the noodles soon?
[16:12] Tamako
    Sure thing.
[16:14] Sabu
    That should do it. Thanks.
[16:16] Tamako
    Oh, okay.
[16:18] Sabu
    I'm happy we got to talk about gaming.
[16:22] Tamako
    I was so surprised to hear
    you're a high-ranked player.
[16:44] Hana
    Huh?
[16:45] Hana
    What's the matter, Sasaki-san?
    You seem kind of down.
[16:51] Sasaki
    Hana-chan...
[16:53] Hana
    Hmm?
[17:26] Bunzo
    Hey, Sabu.
[17:28] Sabu
    What's up?
[17:40] Bunzo
    Are you going to quit the ramen shop?
[17:44] Sabu
    What?! What's this about?!
[17:47] Hana
    Sabu-chan...
[17:48] Sabu
    What?! Why would you say that? Am I fired?!
[17:52] Hana
    Sabu-chan...
[17:55] Bunzo
    You're going to be a pro gamer, aren't you?
[17:59] Sabu
    No, no, no! I'm just taking part in a tournament!
[18:02] Sasaki
    But there's a big prize, right?
[18:06] Sabu
    What?
[18:07] Bunzo
    Sabu!
[18:09] Bunzo
    Don't hold back because of us!
[18:11] Hana
    Why didn't you tell us sooner?
[18:13] Sabu
    Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!
    There's no way I can be a pro gamer!
[18:17] Sabu
    My mouse is just a tiny travel-sized mouse!
[18:20] Sabu
    Since I'm a cat,
    I can only use smaller ones!
[18:22] Sabu
    I'm no match for humans that can use
    those high-sensitivity mouses for pros!
[18:30] Sabu
    Th-They don't understand a word!
[18:32] Sabu
    Yashiro-san, help me explain it to them!
[18:35] Hana
    Sabu-chan, I'm rooting for you.
[18:38] Sabu
    No, no, no. Like I said, you've got it all wrong!
    I'm just taking part in a tournament!
[18:43] Sabu
    Listen to me, will ya?
[20:14] Sign
    A Story Just a While Ago...
[20:24] Bunzo
    I'll help, Sasaki.
[20:27] Bunzo
    I'll wash. You can rinse.
[20:29] Sasaki
    Ah, thanks.
[20:31] Bunzo
    I want to hire a dishwasher.
[20:34] Sasaki
    But it's hard to find someone.
[20:37] Bunzo
    Let's hire a human.
[20:39] Sasaki
    Huh?
[20:39] Sasaki
    But I don't think Hana-chan will like that.
[20:43] Bunzo
    Maybe not. But I'm sure even
    Hana knows we need the extra help.
[20:50] Sasaki
    What do you think, Sabu-chan?
[20:52] Sabu
    Well, if you ask me...
[20:55] Sabu
    There's the question of the washing,
[20:58] Sabu
    but it'd also be great if we had a human
    who could brush Krishna-san.
[21:03] Sabu
    Hana-chan's been doing it up to now,
    but it looks difficult for her.
[21:07] Bunzo
    I see.
[21:08] Sasaki
    Yeah, it'd be great
    if we could get brushed, too.
[21:12] Sasaki
    Though hiring a human won't be so easy.
[21:16] Sasaki
    I'll go ask Miki-san about it.
[21:18] Bunzo
    How about asking someone you know?
[21:23] Sasaki
    I wonder...
[21:25] Sasaki
    I wonder if there's a nice human out there.
[21:30] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[21:32] Sabu
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:40] Krishna
    After "The Fluffy Tiger."
[21:43] Bunzo
    She fell asleep while wearing her glasses.
[21:46] Bunzo
    Should I take them off?
[21:48] Bunzo
    But...
[21:52] Hana
    Hey, help me clean.
[21:55] Sasaki
    Let her sleep a little longer.
[21:57] Sign
    The
    Daily
    Akaneko
[21:59] Krishna
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:02] Sign
    Tiger
    Paw-Made
    Noodles
[22:03] Krishna
    After "The Tiger Paw-Made Noodles."
[22:04] Sign
    After
[22:06] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[22:06] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[22:06] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[22:06] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[22:07] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[22:07] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[22:07] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[22:07] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[22:08] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[22:08] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[22:08] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[22:08] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[22:09] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[22:09] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[22:09] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[22:09] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[22:11] Sasaki
    Hm?
[22:12] Sasaki
    If I don't wear clothes, I get kicked out
    of government offices, hospitals, and so on,
[22:16] Sasaki
    'cause they think I'm a stray.
[22:21] Tamako
    I see. The boss prefers slow strokes
    with a bigger brush.
[22:33] Mayu
    Is that poster for sale?
[22:35] Sasaki
    Oh, uh, no, it's not for sale.
[22:38] Mayu
    Of course not. Sorry for asking.
[22:41] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[22:43] Hana
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:46] Sabu
    After "The Late-Night Cat." Sh-Shoot!
[22:50] Tamako
    I think you could even
    become a streamer, Sabu-san.
[22:55] Sabu
    But if I do nothing other than gaming,
    I get bored. So I'd rather keep it as a hobby.
[23:01] Bunzo
    If you want to pursue becoming
    a pro in the future, let us know.
[23:07] Bunzo
    We'll support you.
[23:08] Sabu
    Right.
[23:11] Narrator
    Morituke_cat!
[23:14] Sabu
    I'm truly sorry.
[23:16] Sign
    Avoid staying up late!

E5 - Brushing Makes a Cat Talkative / The Calm Superior / Way To Go!

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[00:00] Sign
    "Give a cat bonito flakes,"
    but don't get too close.
     — T.K. Angus
[00:03] Narrator
    "Give a cat bonito flakes."
    That's how the saying goes.
[00:08] Narrator
    It's only natural for things to get crazy
    when your favorite food is placed near you.
[00:12] Narrator
    Which is why you shouldn't get too close.
[00:15] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:16] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:19] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:19] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:22] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:22] Narrator
    It's a place supported by cat lovers.
[00:24] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:35] Watarai
    On that day, I was very tired.
[00:37] Watarai
    I'd gotten a new job
    in a place I didn't know.
[00:41] Fujimi
    That was seriously good.
[00:44] Fujimi
    It's totally the best place.
[00:46] Mamiya
    Right? Watching all those kitty cats
    while eating ramen is great.
[00:51] Mamiya
    Feel better now?
[00:53] Fujimi
    Yeah. I'll do my best at work.
[00:56] Mamiya
    I'm glad.
[00:57] Watarai
    Cats?
[01:09] Watarai
    I wanted my spirits lifted.
[01:12] Hana
    Table 2: two shoyu, one chashu.
[01:14] Bunzo; Sabu
    Meow!
[01:16] Sasaki
    Thank you very much. Please come again.
[01:30] Watarai
    After that day, I became a regular.
[01:34] Sabu
    Welcome!
[03:05] Sign
    Brushing Makes a Cat Talkative
[03:12] Tamako
    Huh? Sasaki-san? I wonder what he's doing.
[03:16] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san!
[03:20] Sasaki
    Hurry!
[03:23] Tamako
    What's wrong?
[03:24] Sasaki
    Quick, over here. Don't worry
     about washing dishes today.
[03:30] Sasaki
    We're in a bind 'cause it's Krishna-chan's
    shedding season and she's all grumpy.
[03:34] Sasaki
    Krishna-chan!
[03:35] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san's here.
[03:40] Hana
    Take it.
[03:42] Krishna
    Tamako-san, I'm in your care.
[03:46] Tamako
    R-Right.
[04:02] Tamako
    Whew, there sure is a lot.
[04:06] Krishna
    Thank you so much, Tamako-san.
[04:09] Krishna
    At this time of year,
[04:11] Krishna
    I get so irritated at having to stop myself
     from scratching more than usual.
[04:16] Tamako
    It must be very hard for you.
[04:19] Krishna
    If I start scratching, my fur goes all
    over the place and ruins the noodles.
[04:23] Tamako
    Yeah, I see. That really does sound rough.
    You have my respect for how well you cope.
[04:29] Krishna
    Oh, no, not at all.
[04:31] Tamako
    When are the others' shedding seasons?
[04:34] Krishna
    Oh, I think theirs finished already?
    That was all before you started, Tamako-san.
[04:41] Krishna
    Hana-chan frequently goes
    to trimming salons, too.
[04:45] Tamako
    I see.
[04:47] Krishna
    Hana-chan's actually a long-haired cat.
    She just trims it so it's short.
[04:52] Tamako
    What? I would never have known.
     That's so surprising.
[04:57] Krishna
    It really is.
[04:59] Tamako
    By the way, you're shedding a lot of fur.
[05:03] Krishna
    Oh, um...
[05:05] Krishna
    I'm all good now.
[05:08] Krishna
    Thank you so much, Tamako-san.
[05:10] Tamako
    Huh? Are you sure?
[05:12] Krishna
    Yes, I'm all right. I feel much better now.
[05:16] Krishna
    I'll get back to making noodles now.
[05:19] Tamako
    Uh, okay.
[05:21] Krishna
    Be sure not to get tendinitis.
[05:28] Tamako
    I-I'm beat.
[05:36] Tamako
    Thinking about it, I don't really know all that much about everyone.
[05:40] Tamako
    I wonder if I should just ask them.
[05:42] Bunzo
    Hmm? The past?
[05:45] Tamako
    Before, you mentioned using
    a predecessor's recipes or something.
[05:50] Bunzo
    Ah. Right, right.
[05:52] Sign
    Ak
[05:52] Sign
    a
[05:52] Sign
    ne
[05:52] Sign
    ko
[05:52] Sign
    Akaneko
[05:52] Bunzo
    "Akaneko" was originally
    a food cart run by a human.
[05:59] Bunzo
    But the founder ate too much ramen
    and his health suffered as a result.
[06:04] Bunzo
    Then, a lot of things happened,
    and I took over the business.
[06:08] Tamako
    That's amazing.
[06:11] Sasaki
    Hmm? The history of this shop?
[06:14] Sasaki
    Yeah, Bunzo-kun ran a food cart.
     That takes me back.
[06:19] Sasaki
    In those days, we wandered
    from place to place every day.
[06:24] Sasaki
    Yeah, Bunzo-kun couldn't settle on
     a physical location to open up a store.
[06:29] Sasaki
    It took a long time to
    convince him to do so.
[06:31] Sasaki
    Yup, yup.
[06:33] Tamako
    Huh.
[06:34] Sasaki
    Oh. Anyway, Yashiro-san...
[06:36] Sasaki
    About that poster you made.
[06:38] Sasaki
    How much should we pay you for
    the design and production costs?
[06:42] Tamako
    What?
[06:43] Tamako
    A-Are you sure you want to?
    I did it of my own accord.
[06:47] Sasaki
    No, no. We need to pay you properly.
[06:50] Sasaki
    If naming a price is too tough,
    I can check out the market price.
[06:54] Sabu
    The store's past?
[06:56] Sabu
    I was a stray before working here,
    so I don't know much.
[06:59] Tamako
    What? You were a stray?
[07:02] Sabu
    Right. I wandered the streets every day.
[07:05] Sabu
    Yup. While eating the leftovers
     out of the bin this one time,
[07:09] Sabu
    I told the boss the duck chashu's
    seasoning was nice and simple,
[07:13] Sabu
    and it'd make a great soup base
     instead of the pork chashu.
[07:18] Sabu
    Then, they headhunted me,
[07:20] Sabu
    and I underwent training to stop my hair
     falling out. It was a lot of hassle.
[07:24] Tamako
    I see.
[07:26] Hana
    The past? I don't feel like
    talking about it, so I won't.
[07:30] Tamako
    Oh, uh, sorry for asking.
[07:33] Tamako
    Oh, by the way, Hana-san...
[07:36] Hana
    What is it?
[07:37] Tamako
    Is it true you're actually long-haired?
[07:40] Hana
    Wh-What?! How do you know that? Huh?
[07:44] Tamako
    Oh, uh, Krishna-san told me.
[07:46] Hana
    Bah! Krishna!
[07:49] Hana
    Don't tell people stuff
     without my... permission...
[07:55] Krishna
    Sorry.
[08:00] Krishna
    Oh, um...
[08:04] Krishna
    I'm so sorry.
[08:06] Tamako
    No, no, don't hold back.
    This is what I was hired for.
[08:11] Tamako
    You're not allowed to worry about me.
[08:16] Krishna
    I'm so glad you're here.
[08:19] Sign
    The Calm Superior
[08:36] Sasaki
    Thank you very much.
[08:39] Sasaki
    It was busy again today.
[08:42] Sabu
    Sure was.
[08:44] Mikio
    Good evening.
[08:45] Sabu
    Oh?
[08:46] Mikio
    Closed already?
[08:48] Sasaki
    Miki-san!
[08:51] Mikio
    I'm here about the incident.
[09:01] Tamako
    Hana-san.
[09:02] Hana
    Hmm?
[09:04] Tamako
    Who's that woman?
[09:07] Hana
    That's Goshogawara-san.
    She's a lawyer and Miki-chan's assistant.
[09:12] Tamako
    Huh.
[09:14] Tamako
    So the internet expert
    Sasaki-san mentioned...
[09:19] Hana
    Her? Well, you could say that.
[09:32] Hana
    I don't really like her.
[09:34] Hana
    She's totally cat crazy.
    And she thinks she hides it well.
[09:38] Sasaki
    So you're saying the livestream
    from that incident hasn't spread too far?
[09:45] Goshogawara
    Precisely. It seems to have stayed
     within the cat lover community.
[09:50] Sasaki
    Ah, I see.
[09:52] Goshogawara
    It'd be impossible to request
    the deletion of every video. Costly, too.
[09:58] Goshogawara
    Therefore, I propose we only request
    the deletion of malicious posts
[10:02] Goshogawara
    with the name of the store or info about it
     that are profiting from the number of views.
SIGN    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
SIGN    I wanna go...
SIGN    Photos aren't allowed, right?
SIGN    A white cat!
SIGN    A ramen place?
SIGN    Stop spamming
SIGN    Tenpiru! Tenpiru!
SIGN    Let's goooo
SIGN    Is he doing this without permission?
SIGN    Kitty cat!
[10:08] Goshogawara
    As for the rest, we'll request the removal
    of videos that stand out on sharing sites.
[10:12] Goshogawara
    If you'd like to go ahead with it,
    we can do that from our end.
[10:15] Mikio
    Are you suggesting doing that
    as a free service? Are you sure?
[10:20] Goshogawara
    Of course! It's my case, after all.
[10:22] Sasaki
    What do you think, Bunzo-kun?
    Will that be okay?
[10:25] Bunzo
    I don't really know.
    But here's what I think...
[10:29] Bunzo
    I'd be grateful if they could prevent
    the store from getting overcrowded
[10:33] Bunzo
    and causing a panic,
     like when this store first opened.
[10:37] Sasaki
    I agree.
[10:39] Goshogawara
    Of course. I completely understand.
[10:45] Tamako
    Thank you for today.
    I'm heading off now.
[10:48] Sasaki
    Good work today. See you tomorrow.
[10:54] Tamako
    Okay, home time.
[11:01] Goshogawara
    Excuse me.
[11:03] Goshogawara
    Um, do you have a moment?
[11:06] Tamako
    Oh, you're the one from earlier...
[11:17] Goshogawara
    Sorry for waylaying you.
    My name is Goshogawara.
[11:21] Tamako
    Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Yashiro.
[11:24] Goshogawahara
    I invited you here because I wanted to see
     what kind of people work at Ramen Akaneko.
[11:29] Tamako
    Uh, right.
[11:31] Goshogawara
    I was once in charge
    of the brushing, you see.
[11:36] Goshogawara
    Only for a short time, though.
[11:39] Hana
    She had scary eyes
    whenever she brushed us.
[11:42] Sabu
    Sometimes, she'd bury her face in me
    and breathe in sharply. It was a li'l, uh...
[11:49] Goshogawara
    If they'd asked, I was prepared
    to quit my job as a lawyer for them.
[11:55] Goshogawara
    Which is why I'm a little
    envious of you, Yashiro-san.
[11:59] Goshogawara
    In fact, I'm jealous.
[12:01] Tamako
    Uh, right.
[12:03] Bunzo
    Ah. After her, we decided
    we'd never hire a cat person again.
[12:09] Sasaki
    To even consider quitting her job
     as a lawyer is a bit, well...
[12:12] Krishna
    She tried to do our jobs, too.
[12:17] Gosho
    So, uh, did the cats at Akaneko
    say anything about me?
[12:24] Hana
    I can't just ignore her 'cause she's helped
    me out before. She's not a bad person.
[12:33] Tamako
    Hana-san said you'd helped
     them out a lot in the past.
[12:37] Gosho
    Really?!
[12:41] Gosho
    I'm so happy.
[12:43] Gosho
    But I still want to work more
    closely with them somehow.
[12:54] Tamako
    You know, Hana-san gave me a piece of advice.
[12:58] Tamako
    She said I should "contribute
    to the store in my own way."
[13:02] Gosho
    In my own way?
[13:07] Gosho
    You're right.
[13:10] Gosho
    You're really open with each other.
[13:12] Gosho
    I'm so jealous.
[13:18] Gosho
    But I'm so glad that someone like you
     has joined Ramen Akaneko.
[13:25] Gosho
    Yeah, you're right. I'll also try to do things
    only I can do and contribute where I can.
[13:30] Tamako
    I think that's a great idea.
[13:33] Gosho
    Let's have tea again sometime.
[13:35] Tamako
    Sure.
[13:41] Sabu
    That lawyer's a regular
    who comes here a lot.
[13:45] Sabu
    She was actually in here today.
[13:46] Tamako
    What?
[13:48] Hana
    Don't bring that up, Sabu-chan.
[13:50] Hana
    She wears a disguise every time.
[13:53] Sabu
    But her scent totally gives her away.
    So why even go that far?
[13:59] Tamako
    The store needs the support of cat lovers.
[14:02] Sign
    Way To Go!
[14:11] Hana
    It's raining again.
[14:16] Hana
    We get fewer customers when it rains.
[14:20] Sasaki
    Yup.
[14:21] Hana
    Well, it's been busy lately, so it's whatever.
[14:24] Sasaki
    But our sales will go down.
[14:35] Sakura
    Excuse me, kitty cat.
[14:38] Sabu
    What's up?
[14:39] Sakura
    I, like, totally love this place, you know?
[14:42] Sabu
    Th-Thanks.
[14:44] Sakura
    But I pile on the pounds eating here,
    so I can't come often.
[14:48] Sabu
    Ah, right. Makes sense.
[14:50] Sakura
    But I feel like if this shop disappears,
    I don't think I'd ever recover.
[14:57] Watai
    Same.
[14:59] Sakura
    So is there, like, another way?
[15:02] Sabu
    Another way?
[15:03] Sakura
    Yeah. I want Ramen Akaneko coins.
[15:07] Sabu
    Coins, huh?
[15:08] Sabu
    Like in a gaming app?
[15:09] Sakura
    Uh-huh.
[15:11] Bunzo
    But we're a ramen shop.
[15:14] Bunzo
    I only care about people eating
    our ramen. Anything else is sort of...
[15:19] Sakura
    I see.
[15:20] Sasaki
    There you go again, being all cool.
[15:26] Bunzo
    Even so, if the restaurant
    really does face closure,
[15:32] Bunzo
    I won't shy away from asking for help.
[15:35] Bunzo
    We'll do our best to
    prevent it from happening.
[15:38] Sakura
    Right! I'm totally rooting for you!
[15:41] Sakura
    Sorry for spouting nonsense.
    Thanks for the meal.
[15:45] Sabu
    Thanks!
[15:52] Sabu
    Thank you very much!
[15:55] Sasaki
    Still, it's nice to hear
    people say stuff like that.
[15:58] Hana
    It's giving away freebies, right?
    You should just do it.
[16:02] Sasaki
    Right? That way, they spend more on ramen.
[16:07] Bunzo
    Then, let's hand out photos of Hana
     with each ramen bowl.
[16:10] Hana
    Huh?
[16:11] Hana
    Hey! Stop teasing me, boss!
[16:14] Bunzo
    Ouch. All right, sorry.
[16:15] Hana
    Hmph!
[16:16] Sabu
    Sorry 'bout the ruckus.
[16:19] Watai
    I'd actually want that.
[16:21] Sign
    Ra
[16:21] Sign
    men
[16:21] Sign
    Aka
[16:21] Sign
    neko
[16:26] Mamiya
    Sweet. We're the first here.
[16:28] Hana
    Welcome.
[16:31] Sasaki
    Have a seat wherever.
[16:33] Mamiya
    Okay.
[16:35] Sabu
    Welcome.
[16:36] Makurazaki
    Wow. There really are cats
    working here. How amazing.
[16:41] Makurazaki
    What do you recommend, Senpai?
[16:43] Mamiya
    Probably the Akaneko special, half-size.
[16:46] Hana
    Welcome...
[16:50] Hana
    He's huge!
[16:52] Sakura
    Good evening.
[16:53] Hana
    Oh, back again, miss?
[16:56] Sakura
    Yup, here again.
[16:58] Sakura
    This time, I brought someone
    who can really put it away.
[17:03] Hana
    Table for two, right this way, meow.
[17:21] Hana
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:24] Ryu
    Thanks for the food.
[17:26] Sakura
    Yeah, eat up! It's really good.
[17:40] Tamako
    Wow.
[18:05] Makurazaki
    Amazing.
[18:13] Sakura
    Way to go!
[18:18] Hana
    Thank you very much.
[18:20] Hana
    Would you like some more water, meow?
[18:25] Hana
    Miss, thank you for bringing a friend.
[18:31] Sakura
    He's not really a friend.
    I only just met him.
[18:35] Hana
    What? Is that true?
[18:38] Sakura
    I went looking for folk who
    seemed like they could eat a lot.
[18:41] Ryu
    Here. My contact info.
[18:45] Ryu
    I don't think it's very safe for a girl
    to call out to random men.
[18:50] Ryu
    So if you don't mind me joining you,
    you can reach out whenever.
[18:53] Sakura
    Oh, uh, okay. Sure.
[18:55] Sakura
    Then, I'll reach out again.
[19:00] Ryu
    The noodles were very good.
    So those were "tiger paw-made noodles," huh?
[19:04] Hana
    Thank you very much.
[19:06] Hana
    Krishna, he says he liked your
    tiger paw-made noodles! Good job!
[19:13] Ryu
    I'd like another Akaneko special.
[19:15] Hana; Sakura
    You can still eat?!
[20:52] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[20:53] Bunzo
    The Daily Akaneko.
[20:58] Hana
    After "Brushing Makes a Cat Talkative."
[21:01] Hana
    This is seriously difficult, okay?
[21:04] Sabu
    Good work on brushing Krishna-san.
    I finished up the cleaning.
[21:08] Hana
    Right. Thanks.
[21:26] Bunzo
    Meow.
[21:27] Sign
    I did it
    without
    thinking
[21:27] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[21:27] Sign
    Bunzo
[21:30] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[21:32] Tamako
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:36] Gosho
    After "The Calm Superior."
[21:40] Sign
    Goshogawara's Faults: 1
[21:42] Krishna
    Um, could you hurry up a little?
    I'm late getting started on my noodles.
[21:47] Sign
    Goshogawara's Faults: 2
[21:51] Sabu
    Too close.
[21:53] Sign
    Goshogawara's Faults: 3
[21:57] Gosho
    Gewd work today!
    Have some snacky-wackies!
[22:02] Sasaki
    I can eat on my own.
[22:03] Sign
    Goshogawara's Faults: 4
[22:06] Hana
    Stop using your hands.
    Hurry up and grab the brush.
[22:10] Sign
    And so, Bunzo
[22:10] Sign
    made a decision
[22:18] Bunzo
    The shedding season's over,
    so we don't need a brusher anymore.
[22:33] Hana
    Goshogawara-san was super upset.
[22:35] Bunzo
    I don't mind her hating me for it,
    but be sure to tie up any loose ends.
[22:39] Sasaki
    Yup. I'll go talk with Miki-san.
[22:43] Sign
    The
    Daily
    Akaneko
[22:44] Krishna
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:48] Bunzo
    After "Way To Go!"
[22:51] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[22:51] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[22:54] Ryu
    Tiger.
[22:56] Sakura
    Nope, no way. I said I'd pay for you
     when I invited you here.
[22:59] Ryu
    Yeah, but even so...
[23:01] Sakura
    Don't worry about it!
[23:02] Ryu
    Well, how about I pay next time?
[23:04] Sakura
    Don't worry about it!
[23:05] Ryu
    But...
[23:07] Sabu
    Four orders, huh?
[23:10] Sabu
    I'll add two extra.
[23:13] Bunzo
    All right, all right. Cut it out already.
[23:18] Bunzo
    I said sorry.

E6 - Intrigued / I Want to Know / To Blend and Blend In

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[00:00] Sign
    "You can't just look
    at a cat and draw a cat."
     — T.K. Angus
[00:03] Narrator
    What can be said about intuitive cats?
[00:08] Narrator
    The gentler and more docile they are,
    the more strength they could be hiding.
[00:14] Narrator
    "Cats that catch mice hide their claws."
    That's how the saying goes.
[00:20] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:21] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:24] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:24] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:26] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:27] Narrator
    It's a place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:28] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:32] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:43] Sabu
    Table 2's order is ready!
[00:45] Hana
    Okay!
[00:49] Sasaki
    Thank you for waiting.
[00:54] Sabu
    Order up!
[00:55] Hana
    Are you ready to order, meow?
[00:58] Sign
    Cat Stool
[00:58] Inoda
    Excuse me.
[00:59] Hana
    Meow?
[01:00] Inoda
    What's the difference between the
    light broth, rich broth, and the shoyu?
[01:07] Inoda
    The menu only has the dish names,
    so I don't know what's what.
[01:11] Hana
    Of course! Allow me to explain, meow.
[01:14] Hana
    First of all, the Akaneko shoyu ramen
    uses chicken stock as its base,
[01:19] Hana
    and is a blend of dried sardines,
    kelp, and shiitake mushrooms,
[01:19] Sign
    Akaneko Shoyu Ramen
[01:23] Hana
    all seasoned with our special soy sauce.
[01:25] Hana
    It's our most popular ramen dish,
    with a focus on umami balance, meow.
[01:30] Hana
    The Akaneko light broth ramen
    is topped with bonito flakes,
[01:31] Sign
    Akaneko Light Broth Ramen
[01:33] Hana
    and comes in a seafood broth, meow.
[01:36] Hana
    It's a more refreshing soup,
    with less soy sauce and more salt.
[01:40] Hana
    It's popular among women, meow.
[01:42] Hana
    By contrast, the Akaneko rich broth ramen
     is topped with homemade chicken oil
[01:46] Hana
    to bring out the chicken's flavor, meow.
[01:49] Hana
    With its crunchy chicken skin and
    scrambled eggs in a soy sauce broth,
[01:52] Hana
    it really packs a delicious punch, meow.
[01:55] Hana
    Would you like to hear
    about our other options, meow?
[01:58] Aoki
    No, that can be a surprise for next time.
    I'd like the Akaneko shoyu ramen, please.
[02:02] Inoda
    The Akaneko rich broth ramen for me.
[02:05] Arisugawa
    I'll have the light broth.
[02:07] Hana
    Certainly. Thank you for your order, meow.
[02:12] Arisugawa
    Her customer service is good.
[02:14] Aoki
    I give her a nine... No, a ten.
[02:16] Inoda
    True, but I wonder why they don't
     put that stuff in the menu itself.
[02:20] Aoki
    Maybe that's their communication strategy?
[02:23] Arisugawa
    I don't see a problem with it. She was cute.
[02:27] Hana
    Table 3 ordered the shoyu,
    the light, and the rich ramen.
[02:32] Sabu
    Meow!
[02:34] Hana
    Oh, Sasaki-san.
[02:36] Hana
    Table 3 might be ramen nuts.
    Watch out for photos.
[02:40] Sasaki
    Understood.
[02:46] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[04:13] Sign
    Intrigued
[04:19] Aoki
    I can't wait.
[04:22] Sasaki
    Thank you for waiting.
[04:24] Sasaki
    The rich broth, the shoyu,
    and the light broth.
[04:32] Inoda
    A cat made this?
[04:39] Sasaki
    Oh, I'm so sorry, but photography
    is prohibited inside the store.
[04:45] Aoki
    Sorry. Force of habit.
[04:47] Sasaki
    It's fine. Thank you for your understanding.
[04:53] Inoda
    Is there any way I can take a photo
    for my own personal meal records?
[04:57] Sasaki
    I'm sorry, but all forms of photography
    are strictly forbidden within the store.
[05:04] Sasaki
    We live in an age where even personal records
     can be shared and spread, after all.
[05:09] Sasaki
    We also ask folk to refrain from uploading
     photos of our restaurant to social media.
[05:13] Sasaki
    We ask for your understanding so that
    we may maintain the quality of our service.
[05:18] Inoda
    But the point of keeping
     a record of things is to—
[05:22] Arisugawa
    Inoda-san.
[05:25] Arisugawa
    Let's eat. The noodles are getting soggy.
[05:28] Inoda
    A-A-Arisugawa-san.
[05:30] Arisugawa
    You can't keep a record of
    the taste itself anyway, right?
[05:33] Aoki
    Wise words, Arisugawa-san.
[05:35] Inoda
    I lost sight of what was important.
    I'm ashamed of myself.
[05:39] Sasaki
    Take your time and enjoy.
[05:52] Aoki
    I see.
[06:00] Sasaki
    That guy's a cat lover.
[06:06] Tamako
    That looked good.
    The light broth and the rich broth, too.
[06:10] Tamako
    I usually get the shoyu for my free meals.
[06:14] Tamako
    But I'd gain so much weight.
[06:21] Sabu
    Thanks a bunch!
[06:26] Bunzo
    Huh? You don't need your free meal today?
[06:29] Tamako
    Right. It's just...
[06:31] Sabu
    Then, wanna take some gyoza home?
[06:33] Tamako
    No, I'm good. Thank you very much.
[06:39] Tamako
    Good work today.
[06:40] Sasaki
    Good work.
[06:43] Hana
    Is she on a diet?
[06:45] Krishna
    Seems like it.
[06:46] Tamako
    Too many temptations!
[06:53] Tamako
    I'll just grab a salad at
    a café, then head home.
[07:01] Clerk
    Thank you for waiting.
    Your steamed chicken salad.
[07:04] Clerk
    Enjoy your meal.
[07:08] Tamako
    I wish I'd had the ramen.
[07:14] Tamako
    I'll have some tomorrow.
[07:26] Tamako
    Huh?
[07:28] Tamako
    Sasaki-san?
[07:35] Sign
    I Want to Know
[08:05] Krishna
    Tamako-san.
[08:07] Krishna
    Is something wrong?
[08:08] Tamako
    What?
[08:09] Krishna
    You smell a little different today.
[08:13] Krishna
    I don't know if I can be of much help, but...
[08:15] Krishna
    If you want, I can lend an ear.
[08:19] Tamako
    Oh, uh, well...
[08:22] Tamako
    I don't mean to pry, but...
[08:26] Tamako
    Well, you see, on my way home last night,
    I saw Sasaki-san in the back seat of a car.
[08:33] Krishna
    Oh, I see. So you were
    wondering about that, huh?
[08:38] Krishna
    Yup, Sasaki-san went home last night.
[08:42] Tamako
    Huh? Doesn't he live here?
[08:44] Krishna
    No, Sasaki-san is...
[08:47] Krishna
    I don't know if I should be telling you this.
[08:49] Krishna
    Sasaki-san! Do you have a moment?
[08:53] Tamako
    Whoa! Uh, Krishna-san?
[08:56] Krishna
    Don't worry. Since it's you,
    Tamako-san, it's fine.
[09:00] Sasaki
    You called? What's up?
[09:02] Krishna
    Tamako-san says she saw you
    in the back seat of a car.
[09:07] Sasaki
    Oh, my.
[09:08] Tamako
    Oh, no, uh, I didn't mean
    to pry into anyone's business.
[09:14] Sasaki
    I see. So you saw me.
[09:17] Sasaki
    Hmm, maybe I should
    just come out and say it.
[09:21] Sasaki
    There's no point in hiding it.
    I'm the manager of Ramen Akaneko.
[09:26] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
[09:26] Sign
    CEO
[09:27] Sign
    Sasaki
[09:31] Tamako
    You mean...
[09:32] Tamako
    Well, I kinda figured that might be the case.
[09:35] Sasaki
    Huh?
[09:37] Tamako
    The boss seems more like a craftsman
    than a business owner. Or wait, a "craftscat"?
[09:42] Sasaki
    He is. I was actually the one
    who invested and bought this store.
[09:48] Tamako
    Really?
[09:50] Sasaki
    Yup. I did it with the money
    I inherited from my former owner.
[09:54] Tamako
    Inherited?
[09:55] Sasaki
    I don't go back often, but I also own a house.
    I happened to have business there.
[10:00] Sasaki
    I guess you saw me
    heading home, Yashiro-san.
[10:04] Sasaki
    Everyone at Akaneko knows about it.
[10:06] Sasaki
    Right?
[10:08] Krishna
    Yes.
[10:09] Sasaki
    Does that clear up your doubts?
[10:11] Tamako
    Oh, uh, yes.
[10:12] Sasaki
    Well, then. Please do
    your best again today, too.
[10:15] Hana
    Hey, when can you brush us?
[10:17] Sign
    Don't play with the hairballs
[10:39] Krishna
    Is it still on your mind?
[10:41] Tamako
    Well, it's just... Before I know it,
    I'm already thinking about it.
[10:48] Krishna
    I guess it is quite a surprise.
[10:50] Tamako
    Sorry. I'll try to focus.
[10:56] Krishna
    I was born in a Japanese zoo, you know.
[11:00] Tamako
    Huh? Uh, what?
[11:03] Krishna
    My pop's a Siberian tiger,
    and my mom's a Bengal tiger.
[11:08] Krishna
    I have a bigger build like my pop.
[11:11] Krishna
    When I was little, we all lived together.
[11:14] Krishna
    But one day, my mom's and my pop's
     contracts with the zoo ended,
[11:20] Krishna
    and they were sent back to
     their respective homelands.
[11:24] Krishna
    I could've gone with either
     my mom or my pop,
[11:29] Krishna
    but I was scared about moving to a new country
    and living a completely different life.
[11:38] Krishna
    But unlike my mom and my pop,
[11:41] Krishna
    I couldn't perform in front of people,
    so I couldn't stay in the zoo, either.
[11:46] Krishna
    All I did was hide in the corner.
[11:51] Krishna
    I was determined to stay in Japan,
[11:55] Krishna
    but nowhere would take in
    a tiger that couldn't even perform.
[12:03] Krishna
    My heart grew weak
    from the anxiety and stress.
[12:10] Krishna
    It was then...
[12:13] Krishna
    that I met Sasaki-san.
[12:16] Krishna
    He'd somehow heard about my predicament.
[12:21] Krishna
    With the inheritance he got,
    he set up a cat social welfare project,
[12:24] Krishna
    where he helped cats in need and
    cats that wanted to become independent.
[12:30] Krishna
    That's how he helped me, too.
[12:32] Krishna
    Still, there aren't many cats out there
    wanting to become independent.
[12:37] Krishna
    Learning how to make noodles
     by paw wasn't easy.
[12:40] Krishna
    But it suits me more than performing.
[12:43] Sabu
    Krishna-san!
[12:45] Sabu
    Can you help me change out the stock pot?
[12:48] Krishna
    Oh, coming!
[12:55] Krishna
    Tamako-san.
[12:57] Krishna
    There were times when I struggled
    and times when I felt lonely.
[13:01] Krishna
    But I love this ramen shop.
[13:05] Krishna
    It's such a wonderful feeling
    knowing you belong somewhere.
[13:11] Tamako
    Yes, I feel the same way.
[13:21] Sign
    To Blend and Blend In
[13:35] Tamako
    Good morning.
[13:36] Bunzo
    Morning.
[13:37] Sabu
    Mornin'.
[13:39] Tamako
    Oh, are you making gyoza?
[13:42] Sabu
    Yup.
[13:51] Tamako
    Wow. Every time I see you do it,
    I'm in awe. I could watch you all day.
[13:56] Sabu
    It's not that easy, though.
[13:58] Tamako
    Oh, we're not open yet—
[14:00] Bunzo
    Oh, Mama-san.
[14:02] Tamako
    Huh?
[14:03] Bunzo
    This is Mama-san from BAR RAT next door.
[14:08] Mama
    Hello.
[14:09] Tamako
    From next door?
[14:11] Mama
    And you are?
[14:12] Bunzo
    This is our new part-timer, Yashiro-san.
[14:17] Tamako
    It's nice to meet you.
[14:18] Mama
    Oh, so you're the new hire?
[14:24] Mama
    Nice going, boss. Look at you, hiring
     a human. Business must be thriving.
[14:30] Bunzo
    Oh, no, it's thanks to your support.
[14:33] Bunzo
    Did you need something today?
[14:35] Mama
    Well, you see, since you hadn't asked me to
    brush Tiger-chan lately, I came to check in.
[14:43] Bunzo
    We've entrusted the
    brushing duties to our new girl,
[14:46] Bunzo
    and Krishna's shedding season
    ended without issue.
[14:49] Bunzo
    We have a great worker now.
[14:51] Mama
    Oh, is that so? That's wonderful.
[14:57] Mama
    You. Show me.
[14:59] Tamako
    Huh?
[15:01] Mama
    Are you all right?
     No tendinitis or anything?
[15:05] Mama
    I had it bad.
[15:07] Tamako
    Oh, I'm totally fine at the moment.
[15:10] Mama
    That's good. You must be tough.
    Maybe it's because you're young.
[15:14] Mama
    Listen, if you get any pain, heaviness,
     or discomfort, come straight to my store.
[15:19] Mama
    I'll give you a massage.
[15:21] Mama
    All right. That should do it. Well?
[15:25] Tamako
    Th-Thank you very much.
[15:29] Mama
    Hey, boss.
[15:30] Mama
    I think you'll see an uptick in customers
    from now on, so be ready for that.
[15:33] Bunzo
    Ah, right. Understood.
[15:36] Mama
    We sometimes order
    takeout gyoza for my store.
[15:40] Mama
    When it gets hot,
    beer and gyoza is a popular combo.
[15:43] Tamako
    Oh, I see.
[15:48] Mama
    Then, take care.
[15:50] Bunzo
    We will. Thank you so much.
[15:54] Bunzo
    You sure you're okay?
    You don't have tendinitis?
[15:57] Tamako
    I'm totally fine. Really.
[16:01] Bunzo
    Mama-san is very maternal.
[16:04] Bunzo
    During one shedding season,
    she volunteered to brush Krishna.
[16:09] Bunzo
    She wouldn't accept any compensation
    and doesn't seem to care that we're cats.
[16:14] Bunzo
    She's a good person. We're indebted to her.
[16:25] Bunzo
    Oh, all done? Good work.
[16:28] Sabu
    Yup.
[16:30] Tamako
    Oh, yikes, look at the time.
[16:38] Hana
    Mama from RAT was here?
[16:40] Sasaki
    I told her about Yashiro-san.
    Looks like she was worried about her.
[16:44] Hana
    Beer and gyoza? I don't really get it.
[16:48] Hana
    What about you? Do you like alcohol?
[16:51] Tamako
    Nope, not at all.
[16:53] Tamako
    I'm pretty weak, too.
    I don't know how people can like the taste.
[17:02] Tamako
    Doesn't our store serve alcohol?
    I hear you can make a good profit on it.
[17:07] Sasaki
    Well, I have considered it.
[17:11] Sasaki
    But Bunzo-kun was against it.
[17:16] Sasaki
    He said he struggled to deal with drunk
    customers when he worked on the food cart.
[17:21] Tamako
    Makes sense.
[17:22] Hana
    Hana wouldn't want
    to serve drunk people, either.
[17:26] Sasaki
    Well, customers that drink tend to hang around
    and take up seats longer. It has its pros and cons.
[17:33] Sabu
    Yashiro-san, do you have a moment?
[17:37] Hana
    That's enough brushing for me.
[17:39] Tamako
    Okay.
[17:47] Bunzo
    Could you taste-test the gyoza for me?
    Sabu tweaked the recipe without telling me.
[17:54] Sabu
    I guarantee it's good!
[17:57] Tamako
    How is it different?
[17:59] Bunzo
    He put in chopped qín cài,
    which is supposed to be for the soup.
[18:02] Sabu
    Oh, it's fine. They were leftovers.
[18:04] Tamako
    I see.
[18:08] Hana
    What are you laughing about, Sasaki-san?
[18:11] Sasaki
    Oh, Yashiro-san referred to it as "our" store.
[18:15] Sasaki
    I'm glad she feels like she's blending in.
[18:20] Hana
    Well, that's nice.
[18:23] Hana
    But it'd be troublesome
    if she got too familiar with us.
[18:28] Krishna
    You casually referred to yourself
     in the third person earlier.
[18:31] Krishna
    You don't normally do that
     during work hours.
[18:34] Hana
    What?
[18:35] Sasaki
    Oh, yeah. She did.
[18:37] Hana
    Huh? What?
[18:39] Hana
    Krishna! Hey!
[18:41] Tamako
    It's good.
[18:42] Bunzo
    Next time, tell me before
    you make a whole bunch.
[20:18] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[20:19] Tamako
    The Daily Akaneko.
[20:23] Hana
    After "Intrigued." Can I help you?
[20:31] Hana
    Lift the corners of your mouth higher!
     Swifter! Don't be shy!
[20:36] Hana
    "R"! "L"! "Sho"! Go!
[20:39] Sasaki
    "Rich," "Light," "Shoyu." Got it.
[20:42] Hana
    Humans must have it hard
    worrying about their weight.
[20:46] Krishna
    Cats must be careful not
    to gain too much weight, too.
[20:50] Sabu
    Thanks a bunch. Safe trip back.
[20:54] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[20:55] Hana
    The Daily Akaneko.
[20:59] Tamako
    After "I Want to Know!"
[21:02] Tamako
    I-I want to know.
[21:05] Sign
    Q: Who's
    superior?
[21:05] Sign
    Boss Bunzo
    or CEO Sasaki?
[21:08] Sasaki
    Bunzo-kun, no doubt.
    I can't make ramen, after all.
[21:13] Bunzo
    Sasaki, for sure.
    He's the chief executive officer.
[21:17] Sign
    Let's just say it's Hana-chan
[21:22] Hana
    What do you want?
[21:24] Tamako
    So when you were younger, your parents...
[21:27] Krishna
    Yes. But there was a staff member
    named Suzukawa-san, who raised me,
[21:33] Krishna
    and was like a mother to me.
[21:35] Tamako
    It's amazing how the CEO serves
     the customers in-store, too.
[21:40] Sasaki
    We're short-staffed, after all.
[21:42] Tamako
    So who was driving?
[21:46] Sasaki
    Someone who takes care
     of the house for me.
[21:49] Sasaki
    I usually stay on the second floor
    of the restaurant, anyway.
[21:57] Sabu
    The CEO? I don't do business simulations.
[22:02] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[22:03] Sasaki
    The Daily Akaneko
[22:07] Sabu
    After "To Blend and Blend in!"
[22:10] Sabu
    Thank you as ever.
[22:13] Sabu
    Unlike before, Yashiro-san
    can taste-test a bunch of stuff.
[22:18] Sabu
    Maybe this is my chance.
[22:20] Sabu
    If I wanna do this, now's the time.
[22:23] Tamako
    Are you sure about changing
    the recipe without permission?
[22:27] Bunzo
    Well, Sabu is in charge of the sides menu.
[22:31] Bunzo
    So if it has your seal of approval,
    Yashiro-san, I guess it's okay.
[22:35] Bunzo
    What do you think, Hana?
[22:36] Hana
    Han— I mean, I think...
[22:39] Hana
    I-I think just this once...
[22:39] Krishna
    Ah, she almost referred to
    herself in the third person.
[22:47] Hana
    What's different about the gyoza?
    I need to be able to tell the customers.
[22:51] Sabu
    It's got qín cài in it.
[22:53] Hana
    And the taste?
[22:54] Tamako
    Um, well, it's good, and, uh...
[22:59] Mama
    Stop apologizing.
    I'm the one who said I'd do this.
[23:02] Krishna
    Right. Thank you so much.
[23:05] Sasaki
    I need to hire a human.
[23:08] Bunzo
    Sabu, you need to stop
    eating food meant for humans.
[23:12] Bunzo
    You'll get sick. You hear me?
[23:14] Sabu
    A-All right. I understand.

E7 - Tough Love / Today's Reflection / Ambition and Animals

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[00:00] Sign
    "You can't look at a cat
     and draw a tiger."
     — T.K. Angus
[00:03] Sign
    Drawing an imaginary tiger based on a cat
[00:03] Narrator
    "Drawing an imaginary tiger
    based on a cat."
[00:07] Narrator
    When someone imitates only
    the appearance or form of something
[00:10] Narrator
    without understanding
    its true nature, we say this.
[00:13] Narrator
    In other words, "You can't look
    at a cat and draw a tiger."
[00:21] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:21] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:24] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:25] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:27] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:28] Narrator
    It's a place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:29] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:32] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:41] Sabu
    Welcome.
[00:51] Sabu
    Welcome!
[00:53] Tajima
    Good response. But you should have
     greeted me like that first time.
[00:58] Sabu
    Yes! My apologies!
[01:00] Bunzo
    T-Tajima-san. What brings you here today?
[01:03] Tajima
    What kind of question is that?
     I came to see all of you.
[01:09] Tajima
    Besides...
[01:12] Tajima
    I doubt you've run out of menma yet,
    but I'm delivering some anyway.
[01:17] Bunzo
    Oh, in that case,
    please just leave it back here...
[01:22] Tajima
    What are you saying? What'd be the point
    of me showing up unannounced if I did that?
[01:27] Tajima
    Now, then. I'd like the Akaneko shoyu ramen.
[01:31] Tajima
    With fewer noodles, please.
[01:34] Bunzo
    M-Meow!
[01:40] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[03:07] Sign
    Tough Love
[03:17] Krishna
    That's Teru Tajima-san.
    She's an old acquaintance of the boss.
[03:24] Krishna
    She's been providing handmade menma for
    the store since Ramen Akaneko was a cart.
[03:29] Krishna
    She's very picky about flavor, and only
    makes menma for shops she approves of.
[03:37] Tamako
    So she's probably doing a taste-test.
[03:39] Krishna
    Probably.
[03:41] Krishna
    This is a first, though.
[03:43] Hana
    Welcome, Grandma Tajima.
[03:46] Tajima
    Oh, my, Hana. Have you been well?
[03:48] Hana
    Yup. But you sure surprised us,
    your scary face showing up outta nowhere.
[03:54] Tajima
    You don't hold back, do you?
[03:57] Hana
    Is Ushimitsumaru-san doing well?
[03:59] Tajima
    Yes. He's getting older, though.
[04:02] Krishna
    Ushimitsumaru-san is the cat
    that lives with Tajima-san.
[04:05] Sign
    Ushimitsumaru
[04:08] Krishna
    He trained us how not to shed our fur.
[04:14] Tamako
    What would you even have to do
    for fur-shedding prevention training?
[04:23] Krishna
    I'm sorry, Yashiro-san. We cannot
    disclose that information to humans.
[04:30] Tamako
    Oh, really?
[04:32] Tajima
    Oh, that reminds me. I have a message
    for Sasaki from Ushimitsumaru.
[04:37] Sasaki
    Here.
[04:38] Sasaki
    Welcome, Tajima-san.
[04:40] Tajima
    He wants to know if there
    are any promising recruits.
[04:43] Sasaki
    Yeah, figured as much.
[04:45] Hana
    Were you training some new cats?
[04:49] Sasaki
    Yeah. I thought I should
    train up the next generation.
[04:54] Sasaki
    But it's not going so well.
[04:57] Tajima
    There aren't a lot of cats
     like you out there.
[05:01] Tajima
    They don't want to work
    and be independent.
[05:05] Tajima
    It's rare enough that you guys
    are all here running a ramen shop.
[05:09] Hana
    What's this, Grandma?
    It's not like you to compliment us.
[05:12] Tajima
    It wasn't a compliment.
[05:15] Tajima
    I prefer normal cats who like to roll
    around and be taken care of at home.
[05:21] Hana
    Aw, how could you say that?
[05:24] Tajima
    Enough small talk.
[05:27] Tajima
    Show me your workmanship.
[05:37] Bunzo
    Here.
[05:38] Sabu
    Hup!
[05:38] Sign
    Stir-fried Szechuan pepper,
    bean sprouts, and chicken skin
    in a light chicken broth
[05:39] Sign
    Duck chashu
[05:40] Sign
    Handmade menma
[05:41] Sign
    Boiled egg
[05:42] Sign
    Specially ordered
    paw print nori
[05:44] Sabu
    Thank you for waiting!
[05:46] Sabu
    Akaneko shoyu ramen, order up!
[06:12] Tajima
    Bunzo.
[06:15] Tajima
    Come here.
[06:30] Bunzo
    How... How is it?
[06:38] Tajima
    You're doing such a great job.
[06:40] Tajima
    Your predecessors must be proud.
    Have more confidence in yourself.
[06:47] Bunzo
    Thank you very much.
[06:53] Ishida
    The boss was... Seriously?
[06:56] Fujimi
    She's petting the boss's head. Must be nice.
[07:06] Sign
    Today's Reflection
[07:29] Tamako
    Good morning.
[07:31] Sabu
    Mornin'!
[07:32] Hana
    Morning.
[07:35] Hana
    What's that?
[07:38] Hana
    It's huge!
[07:39] Sabu
    Wow, that's somethin'.
[07:41] Tamako
    My relatives grow watermelons
    and sent this one over.
[07:45] Tamako
    They've had a plentiful harvest this year.
[07:48] Tamako
    I was worried I wouldn't
    be able to eat it all myself,
[07:51] Tamako
    so Sasaki-san told me
    to bring it to the store.
[07:55] Hana
    Ah, I see.
[07:58] Hana
    That's a good sound.
[08:00] Sabu
    This would've been expensive at a store.
[08:05] Sasaki
    Oh, good morning, Yashiro-san.
[08:07] Bunzo
    Morning.
[08:09] Tamako
    Good morning.
[08:11] Hana
    Sasaki-san, look. A watermelon.
[08:13] Hana
    Ta... Ya... Yashiro-san brought it.
[08:19] Sasaki
    Wow. What a glorious watermelon.
[08:23] Hana
    Right?
[08:25] Sasaki
    Are you sure we can have this
    big watermelon, Yashiro-san?
[08:32] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san?
[08:33] Tamako
    Oh, sorry.
[08:35] Tamako
    Uh, are you going to give
    the watermelon to customers?
[08:39] Sasaki
    No, not at all.
    We'll share it between us.
[08:43] Sasaki
    Krishna-chan loves watermelons.
[08:46] Tamako
    Ah, I...
[08:49] Krishna
    Watermelon. Watermelon.
[08:49] Tamako
    I see!
[08:52] Krishna
    Tamako-san! Good morning!
[08:55] Tamako
    Good morning.
[08:57] Tamako
    You'd be helping me out
     if you all had some.
[09:03] Bunzo
    I'll cut it, so bring it over.
[09:05] Sabu
    'Kay.
[09:06] Sabu
    Hup!
[09:08] Tamako
    Will you be all right?
[09:09] Hana
    No problem.
[09:11] Sasaki
    Okay, let's eat before our shifts start.
[09:13] Tamako
    Oh, it might be a bit warm.
[09:16] Sasaki
    It's fine. We might hurt
    our bellies if it's cold.
[09:31] Sasaki
    Ahem. This watermelon was kindly
    brought to us by Yashiro-san.
[09:37] Sasaki
    Let's enjoy it with gratitude.
[09:40] All
    Thank you very much for the meal.
[09:44] Krishna
    Tamako-san!
[09:45] Krishna
    Thank you for the meal!
[09:47] Tamako
    Please enjoy.
[09:52] Bunzo
    Ah, tasty.
[09:54] Bunzo
    This is a good watermelon.
[09:56] Sabu
    Yum, yum.
[09:57] Hana
    It's sweet.
[09:59] Sasaki
    It smells good, too.
[10:04] Tamako
    I didn't expect them to enjoy it this much.
[10:07] Sasaki
    Are you sure this was okay?
    This would've cost a lot from a store.
[10:11] Tamako
    Well, either way,
    I'm not a huge fan of watermelon.
[10:16] Krishna
    Huh?
[10:17] Krishna
    Tamako-san, is that true?
[10:20] Krishna
    Is it even possible to not like watermelon?
[10:23] Tamako
    K-Krishna-san...
[10:25] Krishna
    Huh?
[10:26] Tamako
    Y-You're looking very extreme right now.
[10:31] Krishna
    Hmm?
[10:32] Krishna
    Whoa, I look terrifying!
[10:36] Hana
    Don't go out facing the customers like that.
[10:39] Krishna
    Oh no.
[10:53] Hana
    Thanks for the watermelon.
    Krishna really liked it.
[10:57] Tamako
    Oh, no, it would've gone rotten
    if I'd tried to eat it all myself.
[11:03] Hana
    It was pretty big.
[11:06] Hana
    I actually don't really
    like watermelon, either.
[11:11] Tamako
    What?
[11:11] Hana
    I usually just eat the tip,
    then give the rest to Krishna.
[11:17] Tamako
    But just now, you had all that...
[11:21] Hana
    That's because this one was delicious.
[11:24] Hana
    What?
[11:26] Hana
    What's so funny?
[11:28] Hanako
    No, it's just...
[11:32] Hanako
    Just eating the tip sounds
    exactly like something you'd do.
[11:36] Hana
    What's that supposed to mean?
[11:38] Tamako
    I'll let my relatives know
    my coworkers enjoyed it.
[11:44] Hana
    Give them our thanks.
[11:46] Tamako
    I will.
[11:49] Tamako
    Oh, it's almost time.
[11:52] Hana
    You're right.
[11:54] Hana
    There. Cute as always.
[12:03] Hana
    Thanks for everything, Yashiro-san.
[12:15] Tamako
    Hana-san's so cute.
[12:23] Tamako
    Am I becoming a cat lover?
[12:28] Tamako
    I hope that's all right.
[12:31] Sign
    Ambition and Animals
[12:36] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[12:47] Hana
    May I take your order, meow?
[12:50] Sasaki
    Thank you for waiting.
[12:53] Sasaki
    I'll bring them out one at a time.
    Here's the Akaneko shoyu ramen.
[13:07] Sasaki
    Here's another order
    of Akaneko shoyu ramen.
[13:25] Shintani
    I see. It's no wonder it's popular.
[13:29] Sasaki
    Please take your time.
[13:31] Shintani
    Excuse me.
[13:33] Sasaki
    Yes?
[13:36] Shintani
    You're Sasaki-san, the owner, right?
[13:39] Sasaki
    Huh?
[13:40] Sign
    Ryu Ramen Hikari
[13:40] Sign
    Mitsuhiko Shintani
[13:41] Sign
    Ryu Ramen Hikari
[13:41] Sign
    Mitsuhiko Shintani
[13:41] Sign
    Ryu Ramen Hikari
[13:41] Sign
    Mitsuhiko Shintani
[13:41] Sign
    Ryu Ramen Hikari
[13:41] Sign
    Mitsuhiko Shintani
[13:41] Shintani
    My name is Shintani.
[13:45] Shintani
    I'd like to talk business with you.
[13:53] Sabu
    Alley-oop.
[14:05] Sasaki
    Sorry to make you wait until we closed.
[14:09] Shintani
    Perfectly understandable.
[14:12] Shintani
    Thank you for accommodating
    my unexpected visit.
[14:17] Sasaki
    So, um...
[14:18] Sasaki
    What would a burgeoning nationwide chain
    like Ryu Ramen Hikari-san want with us?
[14:24] Shintani
    Well...
[14:26] Shintani
    Business, of course.
[14:30] Shintani
    I've been hearing rumors about
    Ramen Akaneko for a while now.
[14:33] Shintani
    You rely on word of mouth
    rather than social media or advertising,
[14:38] Shintani
    yet you still have a steady stream
    of customers and sales are on the up.
[14:43] Shintani
    Many doubt the existence of
    such a fictitious-sounding store,
[14:46] Shintani
    but our reliable Shirafuji-kun here
    was finally able to track you down.
[14:51] Shintani
    And now I'm confident...
[14:54] Shintani
    that if we can borrow
    Ramen Akaneko's strengths,
[14:58] Shintani
    our company can reach the top
    of Japan's food service industry.
[15:01] Sasaki
    Um, what exactly do you mean?
[15:06] Shintani
    The restaurant industry,
    ramen chains included, is over-saturated.
[15:11] Shintani
    Providing delicious food at low prices...
[15:14] Shintani
    However much effort is put into
    improving flavors and cutting costs,
[15:18] Shintani
    the competition for a slice
    of the pie will only intensify.
[15:20] Shintani
    The restaurant industry will dwindle in
    this country with a declining population.
[15:25] Shintani
    However...
[15:28] Shintani
    Cats with customer service skills!
[15:31] Shintani
    This is a whole new experience
    with added value.
[15:34] Shintani
    A fusion of food and comfort. Entertainment
     from cuteness and deliciousness.
[15:39] Shintani
    It would attract plenty of foreigners, too.
[15:42] Shintani
    In other words...
[15:44] Shintani
    We'd like to adopt Ramen Akaneko's business
    model for Ryu Ramen and expand it nationwide.
[15:51] Shintani
    That's what I have in mind.
    What do you say?
[15:54] Shintani
    I'd appreciate your cooperation.
[15:59] Bunzo
    So this has nothing to do with our ramen?
[16:01] Sasaki
    How do I put this?
[16:04] Shintani
    What is it?
[16:05] Sasaki
    I don't think you'd be able to
    find cat employees that easily.
[16:10] Sasaki
    Cats typically hate working.
[16:12] Shintani
    But the cats here...
[16:14] Sasaki
    Our store just happens to be this way.
[16:18] Sasaki
    Even if you interviewed
    every cat in the world,
[16:20] Sasaki
    you'd struggle to find one that talks,
     let alone has the desire to work.
[16:24] Sasaki
    They'd also need to be educated,
[16:26] Sasaki
    and having the aptitude
    for it is another issue.
[16:29] Sasaki
    It'd take a lot more time and money
    than simply hiring humans.
[16:35] Shintani
    I see. You have a point.
[16:38] Shintani
    In that case...
[16:40] Shintani
    What if Ramen Akaneko became
    an affiliate of Ryu Ramen Hikari?
[16:47] Bunzo; Sasaki
    Huh?
[16:48] Shintani
    We can set up a cat scouting division and
    you can take your time with the preparations.
[16:55] Shintani
    That way, we can provide you
    with the funding and know-how.
[16:59] Shintani
    You can make money more easily if you
    break away from the management style
[17:04] Shintani
    of selling high-cost ramen at low margins.
[17:10] Sasaki
    I do think you have quite
    an attractive proposal there.
[17:14] Sasaki
    A cat scouting division, huh?
[17:17] Bunzo
    Sasaki, stop beating around the bush.
[17:21] Bunzo
    Take a hike.
[17:23] Bunzo
    You won't make us cats your pawns.
[17:26] Shintani
    Oh? Is that so? I see.
[17:33] Shintani
    In that case, we'll take our leave for now.
[17:35] Bunzo
    Oh, so you got the hint then.
[17:38] Shintani
    However...
[17:41] Shintani
    I always get what I want.
[17:45] Shintani
    I'll do whatever it takes.
[17:50] Shintani
    Excuse us.
[18:02] Sasaki
    Hey now.
[18:06] Krishna
    A-Are you all right? You said all those things
     to the CEO of a famous company.
[18:11] Krishna
    What if he does something?
[18:13] Sasaki
    Man, you seriously have zero tact.
[18:16] Bunzo
    This happens all the time.
[18:18] Tamako
    What?
[18:19] Sasaki
    It's common for cat businesses
    to get harassed.
[18:24] Sasaki
    Do they think we're full of ourselves?
[18:26] Tamako
    Will everything be all right?
[18:27] Sasaki
    Yup. It's not a problem.
[18:30] Sasaki
    Cats or no, our store has built up
    its reputation through honest business.
[18:41] Sasaki
    And besides...
[18:45] Sintani
    Shirafuji-kun.
[18:46] Shirafuji
    Yes, sir.
[18:48] Shintani
    Find out all of their business partners
     and totally cut them off.
[18:55] Shintani
    I'll make those animals
    regret ever defying me.
[19:01] Shirafuji
    Sir.
[19:07] Shirafuji
    I've had it.
[19:10] Shirafuji
    I was misled.
[19:11] Shintani
    What?
[19:12] Shintani
    I quit.
[19:14] Shintani
    What?
[19:15] Shintani
    Shirafuji-kun? Why?
[19:18] Shintani
    W-Wait a minute! Shirafuji-kun!
[19:23] Sasaki
    There will always be
    a powerful cat lover on our side.
[20:58] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[20:59] Tamako
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:04] Bunzo
    After "Tough Love."
[21:07] Bunzo
    I've got a bad feeling.
[21:08] Bunzo
    Why did you come by unannounced today?
[21:11] Tajima
    I'm visiting my grandkid,
     so I'll be leaving Japan for a bit.
[21:14] Tajima
    You were just on the way.
[21:16] Bunzo
    Oh, I see.
[21:18] Krishna
    Tajima-san, it's been a while!
[21:21] Tajima
    Hello, Krishna. You've grown again.
[21:27] Sign
    You're a
     long coat.
    You must be
    trimming
    your hair.
[21:29] Hana
    I-I am! How can you tell?
[21:32] Sign
    I can tell
    just by
    looking
    at you.
[21:35] Sign
    If you're really a cat, you will have made
    all of your hair stand up before, yes?
[21:39] Sign
    It's just
    like that.
[21:41] Sign
    But it's not done
    by feeling...
[21:43] Sign
    It's something
    you can control
     with your
    awareness.
[21:48] Sign
    But this way
    of preventing
    shedding...
[21:50] Sign
    You must never
    tell it to a human.
[21:53] Sign
    If you do,
    humans will eventually
[21:56] Sign
    tell every cat the secret
    behind this ability
[21:59] Sign
    and convince
    them to use it...
[22:02] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[22:03] Sabu
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:07] Krishna; Hana; Tamako
    After "Today's Reflection."
[22:10] Krishna
    Ah, I got half the melon!
[22:13] Krishna
    I should cut my watermelon smaller next time.
[22:17] Bunzo
    There's a lot left over. What should we do?
[22:20] Bunzo
    I can't just let Krishna have it.
[22:22] Sasaki
    We can offer it to Mama from RAT.
[22:26] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[22:28] Hana
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:31] Bunzo
    After "Ambition and Animals."
[22:34] Bunzo
    Hot water's delish.
[22:36] Krishna
    What's with that guy? I'm so mad.
[22:38] Krishna
    This is a ramen shop,
    yet he has the gall to say that?
[22:41] Hana
    Stop right there.
    Leave it to the boss and Sasaki-san.
[22:44] Shintani
    Asking for collabs and advisers like
    Shirafuji-kun suggested would take too long.
[22:50] Shintani
    Acquisition is the swiftest way.
[22:52] Shintani
    I can toss them a life preserver
    once I've squeezed out the benefits.
[22:56] Sasaki
    I bet he thinks it's easy for cats
    to work in the food service industry.
[23:04] Shirafuji
    If it hadn't been Akaneko we talked to today,
    I would've done what the boss said.
[23:11] Shirafuji
    It was the right choice to quit.
[23:16] Bunzo
    Well, it's good to drink
    hot water before bed.

E8 - All Ages Welcome/ A Highly-Rated Brushing / Crazy About Ramen

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[00:00] Sign
    "Cats belong on roofs."
     Who decided that?
     — T.K. Angus
[00:04] Narrator
    "Cats belong on roofs. Birds belong in trees."
    That's how the saying goes.
[00:10] Narrator
    This is said to demonstrate
    how everything has its own place,
[00:14] Narrator
    and how important it is
    to put things in the right place.
[00:18] Narrator
    Even so, cats are rarely
    seen on roofs these days.
[00:23] Narrator
    And if they were, it'd cause concern
    because it's dangerous up there.
[00:28] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:28] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:31] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:32] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:34] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:35] Narrator
    It's a place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:36] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:41] Sasaki
    Thank you very much.
[00:47] Sasaki
    It's hot again today.
[00:49] Sasaki
    It's a bit early, but the place is empty,
     so let's take a little break.
[00:54] Bunzo
    Sounds good. It's hot after all.
[00:56] Bunzo
    Let's start cleaning up.
[00:58] Sabu
    'Kay!
[00:59] Sasaki
    I'll go take down the sign.
[01:01] Bunzo
    Right.
[01:04] Sasaki
    Boy, it's hot. My paw pads would burn
     right off without these sandals.
[01:24] Sasaki
    Ma'am.
[01:26] Sasaki
    Ma'am.
[01:27] Sasaki
    Ma'am.
[01:30] Sasaki
    Care to cool off for a bit?
[01:32] Mother
    Huh?
[01:34] Sasaki
    At least have some water.
[01:36] Sasaki
    The baby might get heatstroke, too.
[01:40] Mother
    A cat?
[01:45] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[03:12] Sign
    All Ages Welcome
[03:22] Sasaki
    Cute.
[03:23] Hana
    It's so small.
[03:32] Mother
    Ah, I feel better now.
[03:38] Mother
    Sorry. And thank you so much.
[03:41] Mother
    I only went for a short walk, but I got lost.
[03:45] Sasaki
    It's all good.
[03:53] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:53] Sign
    Rice
    Akaneko Karaage
    Akaneko Special Gyoza
    Akaneko Vegetable Ramen
    Akaneko Chashu Ramen
    Akaneko Rich Broth Ramen
    Akaneko Light Broth Ramen
    Akaneko Shoyu Ramen
    Akaneko Special
[03:53] Sign
    200 Yen
    500 Yen
    500 Yen
    900 Yen
    1200 Yen
    1000 Yen
    900 Yen
    900 Yen
    1800 Yen
[03:55] Mother
    So this is a ramen shop?
[04:00] Sasaki
    Would you like some ramen?
[04:05] Mother
    Would that be okay?
[04:08] Sasaki
    Well, we'd have to charge you, of course.
[04:12] Mother
    I'm not worried about that. But my child...
[04:16] Sasaki
    Oh. There's no one in the shop right now,
[04:19] Sasaki
    so if it's fine with you,
    we can watch your baby.
[04:22] Sasaki
    Take your time and eat.
[04:27] Sign
    Service first,
     flavor second
[04:27] Sign
    A Notice About Cat Hair
[04:27] Sign
    Our employees take great caution.
    However, there may be times when
    cat hair can get in the ramen
[04:27] Sign
    We thank you for your understanding.
     Please enjoy your meal.
[04:29] Hana
    Thank you for waiting, meow.
[04:32] Hana
    One Akaneko shoyu ramen, meow.
[04:42] Mother
    It looks so good.
[04:45] Sasaki
    What is it? Are my toe beans squishy?
[04:48] Sasaki
    I make a sound if you press them.
[04:50] Sasaki
    Meow! Meow! Meow!
[04:55] Sasaki
    Oh, don't worry about us.
    Please eat before it gets cold.
[05:01] Mother
    Th-Thank you.
[05:09] Hana
    Do you need help, Sasaki-san?
[05:12] Hana
    Wanna switch?
[05:13] Sasaki
    I'm good. I'll leave the cleaning to you.
[05:16] Hana
    Okay.
[05:28] Sasaki
    Over here.
[05:36] Mother
    How long has it been since
    I last had a hot bowl of ramen?
[05:44] Mother
    It's delicious.
[05:47] Mother
    Thank you so much for
    the meal. It was delicious.
[05:52] Sasaki
    Were you able to eat in comfort?
[05:54] Mother
    It's been so long since I was able
     to enjoy a meal like this.
[05:58] Sasaki
    I'm glad. We can only serve you like this
    when it's slow, but please come again.
[06:04] Mother
    Yes, I'd love to.
[06:18] Sasaki
    Thank you very much.
[06:20] Sasaki
    It's hot, so take care.
[06:25] Sasaki
    All right, break time.
[06:28] Sasaki
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:30] Hana
    Ah, finally. Break time.
[06:33] Hana
    You're way too friendly
    with the customers, Sasaki-san.
[06:36] Hana
    You can't keep that up all the time.
[06:38] Sasaki
    You're right. I wouldn't
    be able to if it was busy.
[06:42] Hana
    If word gets out and a bunch of moms with
    little kids show up, it'll be a lot of work.
[06:47] Sasaki
    Yeah, that'd be rough.
[06:48] Bunzo
    Our food's ready.
[06:50] Sabu
    I'm so hungry.
[06:52] Hana
    Aw, yeah. Off I go!
[06:57] Krishna
    I think that was a wonderful thing to do.
    You're amazing, Sasaki-san.
[07:01] Sasaki
    Right?
[07:02] Hana
    Well, sure, but it's not like
     we could do it all the time.
[07:07] Hana
    There'd be times you'd
    have to turn people away.
[07:10] Krishna
    We'd just do it whenever we could.
[07:11] Hana
    It'd be troublesome turning away
     people expecting that service.
[07:15] Hana
    We're the ones who talk
    to the customers, you know.
[07:18] Krishna
    That's true, but...
[07:22] Sasaki
    But you know, we'd sell our ramen,
    the mother would feel better,
[07:28] Sasaki
    and the baby would be happier.
[07:30] Sasaki
    It's a win-win-win situation!
    Service really does come first!
[07:36] Bunzo
    Sasaki.
[07:37] Bunzo
    Don't just gloss over stuff.
[07:39] Bunzo
    Hana has a point.
    We can only do things within reason.
[07:43] Hana
    Yup, yup.
[07:45] Sasaki
    Fine.
[07:50] Mother
    That was a big kitty, wasn't it?
[07:53] Mother
    Let's go there again and
    eat together when you're bigger.
[07:59] Sign
    A Highly-Rated Brushing
[08:10] Tamako
    Krishna-san? Krishna-san?
[08:14] Tamako
    Krishna-san?
[08:17] Krishna
    Oh, yes?
[08:21] Krishna
    Oh.
[08:26] Krishna
    Sorry. I fell asleep.
[08:29] Tamako
    It's all right.
[08:41] Tamako
    All done.
[08:50] Bunzo
    You know, Yashiro-san...
[08:51] Tamako
    Yes?
[08:58] Bunzo
    Never mind.
[09:00] Bunzo
    Thanks.
[09:17] Bunzo
    Say, I've been thinking.
[09:20] Bunzo
    Has Yashiro-san been
    getting better at brushing?
[09:24] Hana
    Really? I can't tell.
[09:27] Sasaki
    Oh, I thought so, too.
[09:29] Sasaki
    Krishna-chan even fell asleep
    while getting brushed.
[09:32] Bunzo
    I almost did, too.
[09:34] Hana
    Huh.
[09:36] Bunzo
    There are more brushes now, too.
[09:38] Sasaki
    Yeah. I told her she could buy them
    with the store's money.
[09:46] Sabu
    All righty. Time for work.
[09:48] Tamako
    Hana-san, your turn.
[09:51] Hana
    Okay, coming.
[09:56] Bunzo
    Sabu, don't you think Yashiro-san's
    brushing has gotten better?
[10:00] Sabu
    You're right. Yashiro-san has a real
     knack for learning stuff, after all.
[10:03] Sasaki
    Is that true?
[10:04] Sabu
    For sure.
[10:14] Hana
    Everyone's been complimenting you
    on how your brushing's improved.
[10:18] Tamako
    Huh? Really? I'm so glad.
[10:21] Hana
    But you know...
[10:22] Hana
    I don't really feel any difference.
    Are you just not trying when it's my turn?
[10:27] Tamako
    No, I really am.
[10:30] Tamako
    You were the first cat
    I was assigned to brush, and well...
[10:34] Tamako
    You seemed particular about your brushing,
     so I try not to do anything unnecessary.
[10:40] Hana
    Oh, I see.
[10:43] Hana
    Sorry.
[10:44] Tamako
    Since you go to the groomers, maybe you're
    used to the high-quality brushing there,
[10:49] Tamako
    so mine doesn't seem as good?
[10:57] Hana
    Could that really be it?
[10:59] Tamako
    Ah! This is my chance!
[11:00] Tamako
    Hana-san, why don't
    we try some other brushes?
[11:03] Hana
    What? But I prefer the rubber one.
[11:07] Tamako
    There are different types of rubber brush,
     like ones with finer knobs or softer knobs.
[11:18] Hana
    Well, go ahead and try.
[11:20] Hana
    I'll leave it to you.
[11:21] Tamako
    O-Okay.
[11:26] Hana
    Ah, this is kinda nice.
[11:31] Tamako
    Do you keep your hair
     short for work, Hana-san?
[11:38] Hana
    You could say that.
    But that's not the only reason.
[11:44] Tamako
    That's a pro customer service cat for you.
[11:46] Hana
    What's that supposed to mean?
[11:48] Tamako
    Huh? But you told Krishna-san...
[11:58] Tamako
    Hana-san?
[11:59] Tamako
    Hana-san?
[12:01] Hana
    I-I wasn't sleeping!
    I was just resting my eyes.
[12:05] Hana
    I watched a movie with Krishna
    last night until super late.
[12:09] Tamako
    I think we're done with the brushing.
[12:12] Hana
    Ah, uh, right. Th-Thanks.
[12:17] Hana
    Sasaki-san! You're up next!
[12:21] Sasaki
    Looks like everyone thinks
    your brushing has gotten better.
[12:26] Sasaki
    Sabu-chan thinks you've
    been doing your homework.
[12:29] Sasaki
    So what have you been doing?
[12:32] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 98 0 100
[12:32] Sign
    This caressing feeling is a moment of relaxation
[12:32] Tamako
    Well, I watched some pet grooming videos,
[12:35] Sign
    Cat Skeleton &
    Body Structure
[12:35] Sign
    Skull
[12:35] Sign
    Cervical Vertebrae
[12:35] Sign
    Scapula
[12:35] Sign
    Thoracic Vertebrae
[12:35] Sign
    Lumbar Vertebrae
[12:35] Sign
    Caudal Vertebrae
[12:35] Sign
    Humerus
[12:35] Sign
    Ribs
[12:35] Sign
    Pelvis
[12:35] Sign
    Femur
[12:35] Sign
    Radius
[12:35] Sign
    Fibula
[12:35] Sign
    Carpal
[12:35] Tamako
    studied the skeletal anatomy of cats,
    and memorized the direction of fur growth.
[12:38] Tamako
    I studied Sabu-san's body, too.
     Stuff like that.
[12:43] Sasaki
    Wow, you really put in the work, huh?
[12:48] Sasaki
    I can't believe any workplace exists
     that wouldn't value you.
[12:52] Sasaki
    They must've been crazy at your old job.
[12:55] Tamako
    Ah, I think they did find me useful.
[12:59] Tamako
    I did my best whenever they pushed
    something onto me, so they said I was of use.
[13:04] Sasaki
    Is that so?
[13:08] Sasaki
    Ah, sorry about that.
    I was being insensitive.
[13:13] Tamako
    No, it's all right.
[13:15] Tamako
    Don't worry about it.
[13:17] Tamako
    It's all in the past now.
[13:20] Sasaki
    Okay. In that case...
[13:22] Sasaki
    Since you've been working so hard,
    I have a present for you.
[13:27] Sasaki
    Here ya go.
[13:28] Tamako
    What?
[13:29] Sasaki
    It's a stagehand outfit
    with more breathable material.
[13:31] Tamako
    Wow, this is great!
[13:33] Tamako
    I've been getting so hot lately
    whenever I wear it. This'll help a lot.
[13:38] Sasaki
    But wait, there's more.
[13:40] Sasaki
    Ta-da! A Ramen Akaneko staff T-shirt.
[13:44] Sasaki
    It matches our staff aprons.
[13:47] Tamako
    Th-Thank you so much.
[13:49] Sasaki
    Man, would you look at the time?
[13:52] Sasaki
    Well, as usual, I'll leave cleaning the
    staff room and helping Krishna-chan to you.
[13:57] Tamako
    Sure.
[14:14] Tamako
    Krishna-san, I'm here
    to help with the noodles.
[14:17] Krishna
    Okay! It's ready for you—
[14:21] Krishna
    A staff T-shirt!
[14:28] Sign
    Crazy About Ramen
[15:09] Tamako
    Hey, boss.
[15:10] Bunzo
    Hm?
[15:11] Bunzo
    Oh, Yashiro-san. You're early.
[15:14] Tamako
    You're always out here early, too, boss.
[15:17] Bunzo
    Yeah, I've always been
    the type to take shorter naps.
[15:22] Tamako
    Is that so?
[15:24] Tamako
    Not very catlike of him.
[15:26] Bunzo
    There's a lot of prep work
    and such I gotta do.
[15:30] Tamako
    Are you prepping right now?
[15:31] Bunzo
    Yeah. I'm making the chicken oil.
[15:35] Bunzo
    We run out of it pretty quick
    since it's made in-house.
[15:39] Tamako
    You've put a lot of thought into this.
[15:41] Bunzo
    Well, I'm just following
    my predecessor's recipe.
[15:49] Tamako
    What was your predecessor like?
[15:52] Bunzo
    Ah, Gramps was a ramen-crazy old man.
[15:57] Tamako
    "Gramps"?
[15:59] Bunzo
    He served his customers ramen
    without thinking about profit,
[16:03] Bunzo
    and poured most of the money he did
    make into learning more about ramen.
[16:08] Bunzo
    In other words, he was hopeless.
[16:11] Sasaki
    He was more like a researcher
    than a businessman or a craftsman.
[16:16] Sasaki
    You're out here early, Yashiro-san.
    Did you get any rest?
[16:19] Tamako
    Yes, I'm all right.
[16:21] Tamako
    Did you know his predecessor, too, Sasaki-san?
[16:24] Sasaki
    Of course.
[16:26] Sasaki
    Bunzo-kun and I are childhood friends.
[16:29] Sasaki
    We were strays, and I was weak from
    sickness when Grandpa took us both in.
[16:36] Tamako
    Is that so?
[16:39] Bunzo
    He took us in, but...
[16:41] Bunzo
    Even though he had no money,
    he rushed us to the vets without a plan,
[16:45] Bunzo
    and had trouble paying the bill.
[16:49] Sasaki
    Yup, that sounds like Grandpa.
[16:51] Sasaki
    I had a fever so I don't really remember.
[16:55] Tamako
    What happened then?
[16:58] Bunzo
    He fed the vets ramen
    and they cut him some slack.
[17:02] Bunzo
    Those vets later became regulars.
[17:05] Tamako
    Wow, that's amazing.
[17:10] Tamako
    You look so happy when you talk
    about your predecessor, boss.
[17:15] Bunzo
    Huh? D-Do I?
[17:20] Sasaki
    After that, I was adopted.
[17:23] Sasaki
    But Bunzo-kun stayed with Grandpa the
    whole time and helped with the food cart.
[17:28] Tamako
    I see.
[17:30] Sasaki
    Is Grandpa doing well?
[17:32] Bunzo
    Yeah, he's good.
[17:35] Bunzo
    He's as sharp as ever.
[17:37] Sasaki
    I need to go pay him a visit.
[17:40] Tamako
    A visit?
[17:43] Bunzo
    I went last week.
[17:45] Sasaki
    Oh, really?
[17:49] Bunzo
    All right.
[17:51] Bunzo
    Yashiro-san. Could you try this?
[17:54] Tamako
    Huh?
[17:57] Tamako
    What is it?
[17:58] Bunzo
    It's a simple stock with noodles.
[18:03] Bunzo
    Krishna's been attempting
    thin paw-made noodles for a while.
[18:07] Bunzo
    Those are our new thin
    tiger paw-made noodles.
[18:11] Tamako
    Huh? These are tiger paw-made noodles?
[18:14] Sasaki
    Krishna-chan's such a hard worker.
[18:17] Tamako
    Wow. Th-Thank you for this.
[18:20] Bunzo
    Yup. The flavor is probably a bit light.
[18:27] Tamako
    It's a thin noodle, but it has
    a good bite to it. It's delicious.
[18:31] Tamako
    Tiger paw-made noodles always are.
[18:32] Sasaki
    So what are we doing with this?
[18:35] Bunzo
    Well, I was thinking of
    making a new menu item.
[18:41] Sasaki
    A new menu item?!
[18:43] Tamako
    What?
[18:44] Sasaki
    You finally feel like making one?
[18:47] Sasaki
    The Bunzo-kun who never wanted to
    reproduce or alter the previous menu?
[18:52] Bunzo
    No, it's still important to keep the basics.
[18:55] Bunzo
    Yashiro-san's been working hard
    in this new environment.
[18:58] Bunzo
    Krishna's been challenging herself
    with something new.
[19:01] Bunzo
    As the boss, I couldn't just sit still
    and maintain the status quo.
[19:06] Bunzo
    This'll take some time, though.
[19:09] Sasaki
    Good job! Good job, Bunzo-kun!
    That's our boss for ya!
[19:14] Sasaki
    I'm so proud!
[19:15] Bunzo
    Hey, cut it out. Watch the oil.
[19:17] Sabu
    We heard everything!
[19:20] Sabu
    A new menu item! We'll help, too!
[19:23] Hana
    Leave it to us!
[19:24] Bunzo
    Uh, I'm grateful for the offer, but...
[19:27] Bunzo
    Even if you want to help,
    you guys can't eat food for humans.
[19:34] Bunzo
    I can't either.
[19:35] Hana
    So what are you gonna do?
[19:37] Sabu
    Maybe just a little!
[19:38] Bunzo
    That's why I'm getting
    Yashiro-san to try it now!
[19:41] Bunzo
    I'm leaving all the taste-testing to her.
[19:44] Tamako
    Huh? I don't know if I can
    do that with any confidence.
[19:47] Bunzo
    Oh, I just want to hear
     your honest thoughts.
[19:51] Tamako
    Sure, but, uh, I think I'd just
    say everything's delicious.
[21:29] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[21:31] Tamako
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:35] Sasaki
    After "All Ages Welcome"!
[21:38] Sasaki
    Welcome!
[21:42] Bunzo
    That must be Sasaki's special move.
[21:45] Sasaki
    I modified a child's sandals for this.
[21:49] Krishna
    I wanted to see the baby up close, too,
    but I didn't want to scare it.
[21:54] Hana
    Since the baby was so young,
    maybe it wouldn't have cared?
[21:57] Sabu
    I only know how to make ramen.
    I don't know how to handle customers.
[22:02] Sasaki
    I'm sure you could do it
    if you tried, Sabu-chan.
[22:05] Hana
    I can't babysit as well as Sasaki-san.
    I can only use my tail to play with kids.
[22:11] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[22:12] Hana
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:16] Tamako
    After "A Highly-Rated Brushing."
[22:18] Tamako
    I did a lot of research for this.
[22:21] Tamako
    Yeah. He looks satisfied.
[22:23] Tamako
    The boss seems to like slow, big strokes.
[22:28] Tamako
    I'll take note of that.
[22:29] Sabu
    I'd 'preciate it if you could
     brush my belly gently.
[22:32] Tamako
    All right.
[22:33] Tamako
    Sabu-san's easy to brush
    since he tells me how he wants it.
[22:36] Tamako
    Krishna-san prefers a thorough brushing of
    her whole body instead of overthinking it.
[22:43] Tamako
    Maybe she prefers rubber brushes
    due to her long hair?
[22:46] Tamako
    Maybe her skin's prone to irritation?
[22:49] Tamako
    Sasaki-san surprisingly has no preferences.
    He seems satisfied as long as I do it carefully.
[22:54] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[22:56] Sabu
    The Daily Akaneko.
[23:00] Bunzo
    After "Crazy About Ramen."
[23:01] Bunzo
    Yup, that guy sure is ramen crazy.
[23:06] Krishna
    It's hard to make big batches
    when I'm not used to it.
[23:10] Krishna
    But I still need to do my best.
[23:11] Sabu
    Chicken oil, huh?
    Then, I'll start preppin' the bean sprouts.
[23:15] Bunzo
    Okay. If you could.
[23:17] Sabu
    Roger that!

E9 - The Case of the Missing Confit / Unable to Learn From the Tiger's Might / It's Not Really a Secret

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[00:00] Sign
    Anyone and anything
     and "cats and ladles."
     — T.K. Angus
[00:03] Narrator
    "Cats and ladles." A saying that means,
    "everyone and everything."
[00:12] Narrator
    There are several theories about its origin.
[00:16] Narrator
    But no matter what its origin is, it just means,
    "everyone and everything, all together."
[00:25] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:26] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:29] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:29] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:32] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:32] Narrator
    It's a place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:34] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:38] Tamako
    Good morning.
[00:41] Bunzo
    Morning.
[00:42] Sabu
    Mornin'.
[00:53] Tamako
    Hana-san, good morning.
[00:55] Hana
    Yup, good morning, Yashiro-san.
[01:03] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[02:31] Sign
    The Case of the Missing Confit
[02:41] Tamako
    Krishna-san.
[02:42] Krishna
    Yes?
[02:43] Tamako
    Has something happened?
[02:45] Krishna
    Hm?
[02:46] Tamako
    Sabu-san seems to be in a bad mood.
[02:51] Tamako
    And Hana-san's already
    in customer service mode.
[02:57] Krishna
    So you noticed, huh?
[02:59] Krishna
    Hana-chan and Sabu-san have
    been fighting since this morning.
[03:04] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:04] Sign
    Inter
[03:04] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:04] Sign
    view
[03:04] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:04] Sign
    1
[03:04] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:04] Sign
    Sabu's
[03:04] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:04] Sign
    Testi
[03:04] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:04] Sign
    mony
[03:07] Sabu
    I woke up this morning and
    it was there on the second floor.
[03:10] Sabu
    The empty bag of
    seasonal bonito confit snacks!
[03:13] Sabu
    I was saving them!
[03:17] Tamako
    Confit?
[03:18] Sabu
    They're cooked in oil
    at a low temperature.
[03:20] Sabu
    Those were the last
    limited item of the season!
[03:25] Tamako
    And Hana-san ate them all?
[03:26] Sabu
    I'm sure of it!
[03:28] Sabu
    She's always eating
    my secret stash of snacks!
[03:32] Sabu
    She's really done it this time!
[03:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:35] Sign
    Inter
[03:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:35] Sign
    view
[03:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:35] Sign
    2
[03:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:35] Sign
    Hana's
[03:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:35] Sign
    Testi
[03:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:35] Sign
    mony
[03:38] Hana
    I didn't eat them.
[03:41] Hana
    Well, I can't help that he suspects me.
[03:45] Hana
    But it's super annoying that he won't
     even listen to my side of the story.
[03:48] Hana
    Besides...
[03:50] Hana
    If I had eaten them, I wouldn't hide it.
[03:55] Tamako
    You're right.
[04:07] Tamako
    Krishna-san?
[04:08] Krishna
    I can't help worrying about them.
[04:11] Krishna
    I don't like that they're fighting.
[04:16] Tamako
    Will everything be all right?
[04:19] Tamako
    It's already opening time.
[04:22] Krishna
    Well, um...
[04:25] Krishna
    Everyone here is a pro,
     so I don't think it'll affect our workflow.
[04:28] Sabu
    Number 2, order up. Please take it to 'em.
[04:30] Hana
    Okay.
[04:32] Krishna
    Hopefully.
[04:34] Watai
    Something's off.
[04:40] Tamako
    So if Hana-san really didn't eat them...
[04:45] Tamako
    Who could it have been?
[04:48] Tamako
    I know that if Hana-san had eaten them,
    she would've just admitted it.
[04:52] Krishna
    We don't even have any proof of anything.
[04:56] Krishna
    But there's no denying
    that Sabu-san's snack is gone.
[04:59] Tamako
    Right.
[05:09] Krishna
    At a time like this,
    how would a mystery novel play out?
[05:13] Krishna
    Wouldn't the least suspicious
    person be the suspect?
[05:24] Tamako
    Personally, I thought
    you were the least suspicious.
[05:31] Krishna
    It wasn't me! I-I didn't eat them!
[05:34] Sign
    Closed for
    Lunch Break
[05:34] Sign
    Open
     for dinner at 5 pm
[05:44] Sasaki
    Hey, what's with the heavy atmosphere?
[05:47] Sasaki
    Please stop fighting.
[05:49] Hana
    I didn't eat them.
    I haven't done anything wrong!
[05:51] Sign
    Claiming
[05:51] Sign
    Innocence
[05:54] Sabu
    Then, who did?
[05:56] Sign
    Objection
[05:56] Hana
    As if I'd know!
[05:58] Hana
    I'd tell you if I ate them!
[06:00] Sabu
    But you always eat my stuff without asking!
[06:03] Hana
    Find the cat burglar yourself!
[06:05] Sabu
    There's no one else but you, Hana-san!
[06:07] Bunzo
    That's enough.
[06:09] Bunzo
    Time for lunch.
[06:12] Bunzo
    Here, Sabu. Eat this.
[06:15] Bunzo
    It's duck boiled in soup.
[06:17] Bunzo
    Eat up and feel better.
[06:21] Sabu
    S-So good! Meow, meow!
[06:24] Hana
    No fair! No fair! Why just Sabu-chan?
[06:27] Sabu
    Hana-san, it's 'cause you ate my snacks.
[06:29] Hana
    I'm telling you, I didn't!
    Why are you pointing claws at me?
[06:32] Sabu
    'Cause you always eat 'em without asking!
[06:36] Bunzo
    Sabu! Hana! Forgive me!
[06:39] Bunzo
    I was the one who ate Sabu's snack.
[06:43] Bunzo
    I didn't know why you two
    were fighting today.
[06:46] Bunzo
    Sasaki just filled me in.
[06:48] Bunzo
    It's all my fault. I'm sorry.
[06:51] Sabu
    Oh, uh, if you ate it, boss, that's fine.
[06:55] Hana
    What the heck?!
[06:56] Sabu
    I was originally planning to get
    the boss to try that confit bonito.
[07:02] Bunzo
    What? Is that true?
[07:03] Sabu
    I thought it could be the basis for
    new cooking methods or menu ideas.
[07:09] Bunzo
    Sabu...
[07:12] Bunzo
    So that's how it was.
[07:14] Sabu
    So please don't worry about it.
[07:20] Hana
    Meow!
[07:25] Sabu
    Um, Hana-san...
[07:28] Sabu
    I'm sorry.
[07:31] Hana
    These taste great, boss.
[07:34] Bunzo
    Uh, right.
[07:37] Sign
    Unable to Learn From the Tiger's Might
[07:43] Sabu
    Welcome.
[07:45] Hana
    Oh? Welcome, Mr. Giant!
[07:50] Taki
    Hey.
[07:51] Hana
    By yourself today?
    Where's that cheerful lady?
[07:54] Taki
    She's joining me later.
[07:56] Hana
    I'm so happy you two come here often, meow.
[08:00] Watai
    He's huge.
[08:01] Hana
    Since you're big,
    you'd prefer a table, right?
[08:05] Hana
    Here you go, meow.
[08:09] Hana
    Your water.
[08:11] Hana
    Would you like to wait until
    the lady gets here to order?
[08:15] Taki
    I think she'll be a bit late,
    so I'll order now.
[08:17] Hana
    Hey, mister. I'm glad you two
    come to our store a lot,
[08:22] Hana
    but you two should go to a
    fancier place if you're on a date.
[08:25] Taki
    No, um, we're not dating or anything...
[08:31] Hana
    Oh? Is that so?
[08:38] Hana
    Then, will you be ordering the special
    as usual? How many bowls today?
[08:42] Taki
    No, I'd like the light broth ramen today.
[08:46] Hana
    What? Oh, really?
[08:48] Hana
    I mean, that's fine and all...
[08:50] Taki
    I've, uh...
[08:53] Taki
    I've got a match coming up,
    so I need to show some restraint.
[08:57] Hana
    A match?
[08:59] Taki
    After today, I'll also have
     to cut back on ramen.
[09:02] Taki
    I do martial arts, and this match is—
[09:05] Hana
    For real? That's so cool!
[09:08] Taki
    Um, so...
[09:11] Taki
    I want to discuss something with you.
[09:13] Hana
    Huh? Discuss something?
[09:15] Taki
    That is, if you have the time.
[09:20] Hana
    Sabu-chan! One light broth!
[09:22] Sabu
    Meow!
[09:23] Hana
    So what about? Are you
    having romance trouble?
[09:29] Hana
    Would a kitty like me even relate?
[09:32] Taki
    No, uh...
[09:35] Taki
    You see...
[09:36] Taki
    I haven't won a single match.
[09:40] Taki
    I've been told that I'm weak-minded
    and that I lack fighting spirit.
[09:44] Hana
    Huh. Well, you do seem
     like a gentle giant, mister.
[09:49] Taki
    That's why, um...
[09:53] Taki
    I want Tiger-san to teach me!
[09:57] Taki
    About fighting spirit
    and how to be intimidating.
[10:00] Taki
    Like, um, mental preparation!
[10:04] Hana
    Our tiger's a timid girl, though.
[10:09] Taki
    What?
[10:12] Hana
    But I can ask for you.
[10:18] Taki
    A girl? I see.
[10:22] Hana
    What do you say? You don't have to, though.
[10:26] Hana
    But if you want to, that's fine, too.
[10:29] Krishna
    Okay. I'll do it.
[10:31] Krishna
    He's a regular who always orders the special.
[10:38] Krishna
    Excuse me.
[10:41] Krishna
    You said you want me to train you, but...
[10:44] Krishna
    I'm just holding back all of my anxieties.
[10:47] Hana
    Yup.
[10:49] Sasaki
    One Akaneko light broth.
[10:52] Sasaki
    Uh, what's going on?
[10:54] Sasaki
    And with Krishna-chan, too.
[10:56] Hana
    This man's a martial artist
     but since he has such a gentle personality,
[11:00] Hana
    he wanted to learn about
    fighting spirit from Krishna.
[11:03] Sasaki
    A martial artist, huh?
[11:05] Sasaki
    Here's your light broth ramen.
[11:09] Sasaki
    Fighting spirit, huh? But rather than that...
[11:13] Sasaki
    Intimidation is used to avoid fights.
[11:16] Hana
    Yup.
[11:17] Krishna
    You're right.
[11:19] Sasaki
    When you're scared and want to
    avoid a fight, you try to intimidate.
[11:23] Sasaki
    It's not about having
    confidence in your strength.
[11:27] Taki
    So when you have to
    confront rowdy customers...
[11:31] Krishna
    It's super scary.
[11:33] Krishna
    I'm almost in tears every time.
[11:35] Krishna
    But it's all to protect the shop, you see.
[11:39] Krishna
    So even if I'm scared, I can't back down.
[11:47] Hana
    Yup. Since you're so kind, mister,
[11:51] Hana
    maybe you'd fight better if it was
     for something other than yourself?
[11:54] Sasaki
    That might work.
[11:57] Hana
    Isn't there anything you want to protect?
[12:01] Taki
    Something to protect?
[12:05] Sabu
    Welcome!
[12:11] Sakura
    Sorry for showing up super last minute!
[12:13] Sakura
    Are you still taking orders?
[12:16] Bunzo
    Yeah, you're all good.
[12:17] Sakura
    Thank goodness.
[12:20] Sakura
    Then, I'll have a veggie ramen.
[12:23] Bunzo; Sabu
    Meow!
[12:25] Sakura
    W-Wow. What's going on here?
[12:28] Sasaki
    Welcome.
[12:30] Sakura
    Why are you all gathered over here, kitties?
[12:32] Hana
    Welcome.
[12:34] Taki
    Sakura-san.
[12:36] Sakura
    Sorry, Taki-kun.
    Work took longer than I hoped.
[12:40] Taki
    No, it's all right.
[12:43] Sakura
    Huh? Is that the light broth ramen?
    That's a rare choice for you.
[12:47] Hana
    So he does have something
    he wants to protect.
[12:49] Sasaki
    No doubt about it.
[12:51] Sakura
    Hm? What are you talking about?
[12:53] Hana
    Why don't you tell her
    if you win your next match?
[12:56] Sakura
    What's this? A match? Huh? What?
[13:01] Hana
    You haven't told her?
[13:04] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[13:07] Sakura
    A martial artist? For real?
[13:10] Sabu
    Veggie ramen, order up.
[13:13] Taki
    Will you come watch my match?
[13:16] Sakura
    Sure! I'll totally come!
    I'll be rooting for you!
[13:24] Sign
    It's Not Really a Secret
[13:39] Tamako
    Good morning.
[13:42] Hana
    Morning. Is it raining already?
[13:44] Tamako
    Yeah. It's only drizzling, though.
[13:47] Tamako
    Looks like it'll rain properly later.
[13:53] Sasaki
    Morning, Yashiro-san.
[13:55] Tamako
    Good morning.
[14:04] Tamako
    You look really busy, Sasaki-san.
[14:07] Sasaki
    The admin work has piled up.
[14:09] Tamako
    I see.
[14:10] Sasaki
    The shop's been so busy lately,
    plus I have other plans today.
[14:15] Tamako
    Is that so?
[14:17] Sasaki
    Ah! Hey, Yashiro-san.
[14:20] Tamako
    Huh?
[14:20] Sasaki
    Are you able to input data?
[14:23] Tamako
    Oh, yes. I can do a bit of accounting.
[14:27] Tamako
    I did all sorts at my last job.
[14:29] Sasaki
    Really?
[14:30] Sasaki
    All right.
[14:32] Sasaki
    Krishna-chan!
[14:35] Sasaki
    Can I borrow Yashiro-san today? Will you
    be able to make the noodles without her?
[14:40] Krishna
    That's fine. I should be all right.
[14:43] Sasaki
    Okay.
[14:45] Sasaki
    Then, Yashiro-san...
[14:47] Tamako
    Yes?
[14:48] Sasaki
    Once you've brushed everyone,
    could I ask you to help me with some work?
[14:52] Tamako
    Sure. I'll go start on the brushing.
[15:00] Tamako
    Krishna-san, your brushing.
[15:03] Krishna
    Coming.
[15:21] Tamako
    Sasaki-san, you're the only one left to brush.
[15:28] Sasaki
    Sorry.
[15:30] Sasaki
    Can I get brushed during the lunch break?
[15:33] Tamako
    Oh, sure.
[15:34] Tamako
    Then, should I start on that admin work?
[15:37] Sasaki
    Yup. Here.
[15:40] Sasaki
    I'd like you to enter the dates
    and amounts from these.
[15:44] Sasaki
    This is the management software I use.
[15:46] Sasaki
    Each subject is divided into boxes.
[15:49] Sasaki
    So just select the subject,
    input the information and numbers...
[15:53] Sasaki
    You can use the last file as reference.
[15:55] Sasaki
    So? Think you can do it?
[15:59] Tamako
    Yes, I think so.
[16:01] Sasaki
    What a relief.
[16:03] Sasaki
    Then, I'll leave it to you.
    Just do what you can.
[16:08] Sasaki
    I've got lots to do, like going to the
    chamber of commerce, the bank, and so on.
[16:15] Sasaki
    I should be back by the evening shift.
    Thanks for taking over.
[16:21] Tamaki
    Okay.
[16:25] Sasaki
    Sorry for stepping out during
    the morning shift. I'm off now!
[16:26] Tamako
    It must be tough being the owner.
[16:28] Sabu
    See ya later!
[16:29] Hana
    Okay. See you.
[16:32] Tamako
    All right.
[16:38] Sign
    To Do
[16:38] Sign
    Done
[16:41] Tamako
    Since they're already all categorized,
    I just have to input them. This is a breeze.
[16:46] Tamako
    That's Sasaki-san for you.
[16:49] Sign
    To Sasaki Pudding-sama
[16:53] Sign
    Pudding-sama
[16:53] Tamako
    I-Isn't this...
[16:58] Hana
    Tama-chan.
[17:00] Hana
    If you're free, can we get
    some help washing dishes?
[17:07] Tamako
    S-Sure! I'll be right there!
[17:09] Hana
    Hm? What's up?
[17:11] Tamako
    Oh, uh, nothing!
[17:13] Hana
    Are you hiding something?
[17:17] Tamako
    Oh, uh...
[17:19] Hana
    Hm? It's just a letter.
[17:21] Hana
    Ah!
[17:24] Hana
    So you found out Sasaki-san's real name.
[17:27] Tamako
    Oh, no, um...
[17:30] Hana
    I know it's cute,
    but don't tease him about it.
[17:33] Tamako
    I-I would never!
[17:35] Hana
    But it is cute.
[17:38] Hana
    Like, so cute.
[17:40] Tamako
    Y-Yeah.
[17:44] Sabu
    Thanks so much.
[17:51] Bunzo
    All right. Break time.
[17:54] Sabu
    Meow.
[17:54] Hana
    Okay.
[17:57] Sasaki
    I'm back.
[17:58] Bunzo
    Welcome back.
[17:59] Tamako
    Welcome back.
[18:00] Sabu
    Yo.
[18:02] Sasaki
    Sorry. I got delayed.
[18:06] Hana
    Welcome back.
[18:07] Hana
    Sasaki-san.
[18:08] Sasaki
    Hm?
[18:10] Hana
    Yashiro-san found out your full name.
[18:12] Sasaki
    What?
[18:14] Sasaki
    Is that so?
[18:15] Sasaki
    Uh, was it written on some paperwork?
[18:18] Sasaki
    Well, it's no matter.
[18:20] Tamako
    Yeah.
[18:21] Sasaki
    J-Just today, the bank
    called out my full name,
[18:26] Sasaki
    because there were
    so many Sasaki-san's there.
[18:29] Clerk
    Sasaki...
[18:31] Clerk
    Pudding-sama.
[18:33] Sasaki
    It was so embarrassing.
[18:36] Hana
    It's cute, so don't worry about it.
[18:39] Sasaki
    There's only one person
    who can call me that.
[18:42] Sasaki
    End of conversation.
[18:44] Hana
    Aw.
[18:46] Hana
    But it's so cute.
[18:48] Sasaki
    Drop it.
[20:20] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[20:21] Bunzo
    The Daily Akaneko.
[20:24] Sign
    The Case of
    the Missing Confit
[20:25] Sabu; Hana
    After "The Case of the Missing Confit!"
[20:28] Sabu; Hana
    Meow! Meow! Meow!
[20:32] Tamako
    Do you read mystery books, Krishna-san?
[20:36] Krishna
    Occasionally. I use them
     to practice my reading.
[20:39] Krishna
    But for long novels, it's better to listen
    to audio books or commentaries.
[20:45] Krishna
    It's difficult reading all those words.
[20:47] Tamako
    I see.
[20:51] Bunzo
    That pack of bonito snacks I found wedged
    at the back of the closet was pretty good.
[20:57] Bunzo
    Maybe Sabu bought them.
    I'll ask him when he wakes up.
[21:01] Sasaki
    Sabu's saying the pack of bonito snacks
    he was hiding has gone missing.
[21:05] Bunzo
    Bonito? Oh!
[21:08] Sasaki
    Bunzo-kun, don't tell me you...
[21:10] Bunzo
    I-It was buried, so I thought it was old.
[21:14] Bunzo
    I got a little hungry while making
    the soup stock late last night, you see.
[21:18] Bunzo
    I'm sorry, Hana. It's my fault and you—
[21:21] Hana
    Nope! I won't forgive you! I want confit, too!
[21:24] Sabu
    It was a limited item.
[21:27] Hana
    It's rare for you to get so mad.
    It's because you got it for the boss, isn't it?
[21:32] Sabu
    When you eat my snacks,
    I've normally bought them in bulk.
[21:36] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[21:38] Krishna
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:42] Krishna
    After "Unable to Learn From the Tiger's Might."
[21:45] Krishna
    Wh-What should I do?
[21:47] Hana
    What? So it's not about romance? Boo.
[21:53] Tamako
    Looks like she's enjoying this.
[21:55] Hana
    Krishna, he says he wants to learn
    about fighting spirit and intimidation.
[22:01] Krishna
    Huh? From me? I don't know
    anything about those things.
[22:04] Krishna
    I-I learned about intensity
    from watching yakuza films.
[22:11] Sasaki
    But you know, if you're gonna do it,
    you have to be prepared to kill.
[22:15] Sasaki
    Otherwise, you can't avoid fights
    just by intimidation.
[22:19] Hana
    So you wanted the light broth ramen?
     Sorry for assuming.
[22:25] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[22:27] Sasaki
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:30] Sasaki
    After "It's Not Really a Secret."
[22:34] Sasaki
    Well, it really isn't a secret.
[22:40] Sasaki
    I'm off.
[22:41] Hana
    Take care out there.
[22:43] Sasaki
    I'll be taking the cat paths
     so I'll be all right.
[22:46] Sabu
    I'll handle the register this evening
    since Sasaki-san's stepped out.
[22:50] Hana
    Okay. I'll take care of the front.
[22:53] Sign
    Touched because she realized
    she was called "Tama-chan"
[22:57] Sign
    Thinks nothing of it
[23:02] Sasaki
    Since we were adopted together,
    I feel like Bunzo-kun also has a cute name,
[23:07] Sasaki
    but I don't remember it.
[23:09] Hana
    Please remember it, Sasaki-san!
    I really want to know!
[23:15] Sabu
    I think it's a good name,
    since it sounds so delicious.
[23:17] Sabu
    Delicious!

E10 - Heart Heart / Lovely Pipi-chan / Work

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[00:00] Sign
    A cat "in cat's clothing"
     is twice as complicated
     — T.K. Angus
[00:03] Narrator
    "A wolf in sheep's clothing."
    That's how the saying goes.
[00:07] Narrator
    The metaphor only works
    with certain animals, though.
[00:12] Narrator
    If a cat pretended to be something else
    by wearing "cat's clothing,"
[00:15] Narrator
    the situation would
    quickly get complicated.
[00:20] Narrator
    It'd be copycat after copycat
    until nothing made sense.
[00:25] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:25] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:28] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:28] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:31] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:32] Narrator
    It's a place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:33] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[01:36] Sign
    charged into a cat ramen shop
[01:44] Yoko
    Wait a minute... It can't be...
[01:53] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[03:20] Sign
    Heart Heart
[03:27] Hana
    I'm so tired.
[03:30] Hana
    Today's been seriously busy.
[03:33] Tamako
    It's a long weekend.
[03:36] Tamako
    There were a lot of dishes
    piled up this morning, too.
[03:39] Hana
    Yeah.
[03:40] Hana
    Ever since Yashiro-san started working here,
    Sasaki-san hasn't washed any dishes.
[03:46] Tamako
    Well, we use the dishwasher, too,
    so it's not so bad.
[03:50] Hana
    Is that so?
[03:52] Hana
    Must be nice. Wonder if my job would be easier
    if there was such a thing as a server robot.
[03:58] Sasaki
    Oh, I hear robots like that
     do actually exist now.
[04:02] Hana
    Buy one then, Sasaki-san.
[04:05] Tamako
    But some of the customers might
    be disappointed if we did that.
[04:10] Sasaki
    Hana-chan's customer service
    is our pride and joy, after all.
[04:14] Sasaki
    Our customers would much prefer
    having their orders taken by Hana-chan.
[04:20] Hana
    What can I say?
[04:22] Hana
    Jeez. You're just saying
    all that to butter me up.
[04:29] Sasaki
    It's the truth.
[04:32] Hana
    Whatever would you do without me?
    Service comes first, after all.
[04:38] Sasaki
    I'd love to lighten your load, Hana-chan,
[04:41] Sasaki
    but there's no one else that can
    serve customers as well as you.
[04:48] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[04:53] Sabu
    Order up!
[05:00] Sabu
    Table 2, good to go!
[05:02] Hana
    Okay!
[05:06] Sasaki
    Welcome.
[05:08] Shirosaki
    Good evening.
[05:09] Sasaki
    Ah, Shirosaki-kun.
[05:12] Sasaki
    Where's your usual mask?
     Will you be all right?
[05:18] Shirosaki
    I took an allergy pill and
    I have the day off tomorrow.
[05:22] Shirosaki
    Oh.
[05:24] Shirosaki
    Sorry for coming when you're so busy.
[05:26] Sasaki
    No, no. We're happy you're here.
[05:30] Sasaki
    Please have a seat at the counter.
[05:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[05:35] Sign
    Rice
    Akaneko Karaage
    Akaneko Special Gyoza
    Akaneko Vegetable Ramen
    Akaneko Chashu Ramen
    Akaneko Rich Broth Ramen
    Akaneko Light Broth Ramen
    Akaneko Shoyu Ramen
    Akaneko Special
[05:35] Sign
    200 Yen
    500 Yen
    500 Yen
    900 Yen
    1200 Yen
    1000 Yen
    900 Yen
    900 Yen
    1800 Yen
[05:36] Shirosaki
    Let's see...
[05:38] Shirosaki
    I'll have the Akaneko
    rich broth and rice, please.
[05:41] Hana
    Okay. Thank you so much, meow.
[05:49] Shirosaki
    I'm indulging myself a bit today.
[06:03] Tamako
    I don't think he knows who I am.
[06:05] Tamako
    Hello.
[06:07] Shirosaki
    Hello.
[06:09] Shirosaki
    I see. I didn't realize.
[06:20] Tamako
    Oh, yeah. We were just talking
    about the dishwasher.
[06:28] Sabu
    Akaneko rich broth, order up!
[06:30] Shirosaki
    Thanks.
[06:35] Sabu
    Your rice and Akaneko gyoza, too.
[06:42] Sabu
    It's on the house. Orders from Sasaki-san.
[06:53] Sasaki
    Eat up. But keep it hush-hush.
[06:59] Shirosaki
    Thank you.
[07:02] Shirosaki
    Thanks for the meal.
[07:04] Sasaki
    Shirosaki-kun's less of a hired handyman...
[07:08] Sasaki
    and more of an odd-jobs helper-outer.
[07:10] Sasaki
    He's currently saving up to go to college.
[07:14] Sasaki
    He's a real hard worker.
[07:17] Sasaki
    He has no relatives, so he works
    on his own without relying on others.
[07:22] Tamako
    How impressive.
[07:24] Bunzo
    Shirosaki-kun's smart
     and incredibly skilled.
[07:30] Sasaki
    Uh-huh.
[07:32] Sasaki
    The wooden platforms
    all around the store
[07:34] Sasaki
    were made by Shirosaki-kun at our request.
[07:37] Sasaki
    He also made us cookware
    that cats can easily handle.
[07:41] Sasaki
    He listens carefully and works
    diligently to meet our requests.
[07:46] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[07:46] Sasaki
    Shirosaki-kun also made our sign outside.
[07:50] Sasaki
    We're all rooting for Shirosaki-kun.
[07:59] Sabu
    Welcome!
[08:01] Yoko
    Love Pipi-chan!
[08:04] Yoko
    So this is where you've been.
[08:06] Yoko
    I'm here to pick you up.
[08:07] Yoko
    Let's go home together and start anew!
[08:16] Sign
    Lovely Pipi-chan
[08:25] Yoko
    Love Pipi-chan!
[08:26] Sasaki
    Excuse me, miss!
[08:29] Sasaki
    There's no one by the name
    of "Love Pipi" in this store.
[08:33] Sasaki
    I think you have the wrong cat.
[08:35] Yoko
    What are you saying?
[08:37] Yoko
    There's no way I'm wrong.
    You can't fool me!
[08:40] Sasaki
    Please lower your voice—
[08:43] Yoko
    Even if you cut your fur short,
    that heart on your tummy is proof.
[08:46] Yoko
    Come on. Let's go home together.
[08:49] Yoko
    Why are you serving customers
     in a place like this?
[08:52] Yoko
    You're an idol, Love Pipi-chan.
[09:00] Hana
    I don't wanna.
[09:01] Yoko
    Huh? Why not?
[09:03] Yoko
    You had so much fun!
[09:06] Customer 1
    Isn't Love Pipi...
[09:07] Yoko
    I know there was a teensy misunderstanding
     when you got that piercing...
[09:07] Customer 2
    Yeah, that one from a while back.
[09:10] Yoko
    But the penalty for breaching contract
    on that commercial's all settled now.
[09:13] Sign
    Love Pipi
[09:13] Sign
    Cat influencer
    suspected of
    animal abuse deletes
    social media account
[09:13] Sign
     Could the cause be the piercing
    the cat herself requested?
[09:13] Sign
     The account of Love Pipi, a popular
     cat influencer, who has been seen
     in various media recently,
    was suddenly deleted.
[09:14] Yoko
    So let's work together again.
[09:19] Hana
    I don't wanna.
[09:21] Yoko
    Wh-Why not?
[09:23] Yoko
    I won't know if you don't tell me!
[09:25] Sasaki
    Now, now, now.
[09:27] Sasaki
    You're disturbing the
    other customers, so please...
[09:32] Shirosaki
    Come on now. Let's just calm down, okay?
[09:35] Hana
    Those photo people were sweet to my face,
[09:38] Hana
    but in private, they looked down
     on me because I'm a cat.
[09:42] Hana
    I hated them.
[09:45] Hana
    Those grown-up sponsors made
    such a huge fuss when I got a piercing,
[09:48] Hana
    and refused to listen to
    a word I said. I hated them.
[09:51] Hana
    Those social media comments filled
    with rumors and lies. I hated them.
[09:57] Yoko
    B-But...
[09:59] Yoko
    You said it was part and parcel of the job,
    so it didn't bother you. You said that, Pipi.
[10:05] Yoko
    You said, "Pipi's a pro at being cute!"
[10:09] Hana
    But you were bothered by it, Yoko!
[10:12] Hana
    Whenever people said, "The owner's
    not attractive," you got offended.
[10:17] Hana
    And it pained me.
[10:19] Hana
    Because of that, you had a ton of surgery done,
    and there's not a trace of the real you left.
[10:24] Hana
    It would've been fine if you'd had the surgery
    by choice. But you were forced into it.
[10:29] Hana
    And it was my fault.
[10:32] Hana
    Seeing your face all bandaged up
     after surgery, Yoko...
[10:35] Hana
    I never want to see that again.
[10:38] Hana
    If it's just going to end up hurting you,
    I hate being an idol and influencer.
[10:44] Hana
    I really hate it!
[10:58] Yoko
    Pipi...
[11:10] Goshogawara
    That's enough.
[11:16] Goshogawara
    Hana-san is legally an independent cat.
[11:21] Goshogawara
    Even if you were once her owner,
    you no longer get to tell her what to do.
[11:27] Goshogawara
    Depending on what happens,
    you may even get charged with extortion.
[11:31] Yoko
    Huh? Um, what? Who are you?
[11:33] Yoko
    What's this all of a sudden?
[11:37] Goshogawara
    I am...
[11:45] Goshogawara
    Ramen Akaneko's lawyer, Rin Goshogawara.
[11:51] Tamako
    Goshogawara-san?
[11:53] Yoko
    L-Lawyer?
[11:56] Goshogawara
    You're getting in the way of their business.
    Let's discuss this elsewhere.
[12:08] Goshogawara
    Come with me.
[12:17] Hana; Yoko
    I'm sorry.
[12:17] Hana; Yoko
    I'm sorry.
[12:23] Bunzo
    You were able to say what
    you've been wanting to say, Hana.
[12:50] Sign
    Work
[12:55] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[12:59] Hana
    Sorry for causing so much trouble.
[13:02] Hana
    I ended up being a bother.
[13:05] Sasaki
    No, you weren't a bother. Don't worry.
[13:07] Sasaki
    Anyway, how'd it go? You got
    to talk things over last night, right?
[13:12] Hana
    Yeah.
[13:13] Hana
    After we closed, we talked all night
    and she saw my side. So it's all right now.
[13:22] Sasaki
    So what will you do from now on?
[13:24] Hana
    Huh? I'd like to keep working here.
[13:32] Krishna
    Hana-chan!
[13:34] Krishna
    Thank goodness! Oh, thank goodness!
[13:37] Hana
    What's with you, Krishna?
    Did you think I was going to quit?
[13:41] Tamako
    Krishna-san was worried
    you'd go back to being an idol.
[13:47] Hana
    Oh, is that so?
[13:50] Hana
    Don't worry, I'm not quitting.
[13:53] Hana
    Anyway...
[13:55] Hana
    Are you all ready for opening?
[13:58] Krishna
    Not yet.
[14:00] Hana
    Follow the routine!
[14:02] Hana
    What's your job?
[14:04] Krishna
    To make noodles!
[14:05] Hana
    Good. Now, go on, get to work.
[14:08] Hana
    You're a pro, aren't you?
[14:09] Krishna
    Right!
[14:15] Hana
    Hey! Go get ready for opening!
[14:20] Hana
    C'mon now.
[14:24] Sasaki
    Yup. Whatever would we do without Hana-chan?
[14:27] Tamako
    Uh-huh.
[14:29] Sasaki
    Despite what you're saying,
    you haven't rested enough, have you?
[14:34] Sasaki
    We'll take care of opening,
    so you go get some rest, Hana-chan.
[14:38] Sasaki
    Okay?
[14:39] Hana
    All right.
[14:41] Hana
    Thank you, Sasaki-san.
[14:43] Sasaki
    Don't sweat it.
[14:49] Hana
    Y-You should do your
    own job, too, Yashiro-san.
[14:52] Tamako
    Yup. My job is taking care of all of you.
[14:57] Tamako
    So please...
[14:58] Hana
    Uh, right.
[15:05] Tamako
    Your fur's grown a little.
[15:09] Hana
    Guess I gotta go to the groomers again.
[15:12] Tamako
    You said stopping it
    from falling in the ramen
[15:15] Tamako
    wasn't, uh, the only reason
    for keeping your fur short.
[15:21] Hana
    Yeah, it was also to hide my identity.
    I didn't want to cause trouble for the shop.
[15:27] Hana
    Though, in the end, I still did.
[15:29] Hana
    Who would've guessed Yoko
    would find me because of that thing?
[15:35] Hana
    This right here.
[15:37] Tamako
    The heart on your belly?
[15:39] Hana
    You can't really see it when my fur's long.
[15:42] Hana
    But Yoko knew about it 'cause
    she's known me since I was a kitten.
[15:46] Tamako
    You're right! I could barely
    see it in the, uh, videos...
[15:53] Hana
    So you watched 'em, huh?
[15:55] Tamako
    Yes.
[15:57] Hana
    Which ones?
[15:58] Tamako
    The, um... "Lovely, yay! Yay!" dance video.
[16:04] Hana
    Uh-huh.
[16:05] Hana
    Well, whatever.
[16:11] Hana
    There were times when
    it was fun to be an idol cat.
[16:16] Hana
    But I think I've had my fill of it.
[16:20] Hana
    Who would've thought I'd get chewed out
[16:23] Hana
    by some adult I didn't even know over
    a piercing I decided to get? It was ridiculous.
[16:28] Hana
    Besides, instead of being surrounded
    by a lot of humans as a lone working cat...
[16:33] Hana
    it's a lot more fun working with my friends.
[16:38] Hana
    Anyway...
[16:39] Hana
    I'm sure another fun idol
    will pop up again soon.
[16:43] Hana
    So the public will quickly forget about me.
[16:52] Tamako
    A pro idol that can sing, dance,
    and wow people with her charm.
[16:56] Tamako
    I think Hana-san's the only
    kitty cat capable of that.
[17:00] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[17:09] Hana
    Welcome, meow!
[17:16] Yoko
    Pipi... Hana-chan.
[17:19] Hana
    Yoko! And Gosho-san, too!
[17:26] Hana
    You're back already?
     I knew you said you'd come, but...
[17:30] Yoko
    I plan to go back home tonight.
[17:34] Hana
    I see.
[17:36] Hana
    In that case, you should try
     our recommended item.
[17:39] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[17:39] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[17:40] Hana
    The Akaneko special.
[17:41] Hana
    It has noodles made by
    my roommate, Krishna.
[17:45] Yoko
    Wow. Then, I'll take that, please.
[17:47] Watai
    I'll also have the special.
[17:49] Goshogawara
    Me, too.
[17:50] Hana
    Okay! Three specials!
[17:57] Bunzo; Sabu
    Meow!
[19:28] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[19:30] Tamako
    The Daily Akaneko.
[19:34] Hana
    After "Heart Heart."
[19:37] Hana
    Thank you for waiting, meow.
[19:39] Hana
    You haven't done any dishwashing
    since Yashiro-san started here.
[19:42] Sasaki
    But she's much better
    and faster at it than me.
[19:46] Sasaki
    If it weren't for your allergies, I would've
    asked you to be our part-timer, Shirosaki-kun.
[19:51] Shirosaki
    But you already give me
    more than enough work.
[19:54] Tamako
    What would have happened to me, then?
[19:58] Sasaki
    What will you study
    when you get into college?
[20:01] Shirosaki
    I wonder. Probably
    architecture or engineering?
[20:06] Shirosaki
    Since I couldn't go to high school,
    I want to study lots of things.
[20:11] Sasaki
    Sabu-chan, throw in a little
    something extra for Shirosaki-kun.
[20:15] Sasaki
    He's here as a customer
    for the first time, after all.
[20:18] Sabu
    All righty. I'll toss in some gyoza.
[20:21] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[20:22] Krishna
    The Daily Akaneko.
[20:26] Hana
    After "Lovely Pipi-chan." Meow!
[20:31] Goshogawara
    Why did it have to be
    when I'm in
this disguise?
[20:35] Goshogawara
    I'm so embarrassed.
[20:36] Goshogawara
    But... But...
[20:40] Sabu
    I'm sure I can make this work.
[20:44] Sabu
    It's too loose.
[20:47] Sasaki
    It's hard to find the
    right time to return that wig.
[20:51] Hana
    You're right. I'm sure
    it'll be embarrassing, too.
[20:55] Sasaki
    Thank you.
[20:57] Bunzo
    Yeah, thanks.
[20:58] Hana
    Thanks.
[20:59] Krishna
    Thank you very much.
[21:01] Sabu
    Wh-What the... Seriously?
[21:03] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[21:05] Sabu
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:10] Tamako
    After "Work."
[21:19] Yoko
    I was really worried, you know.
    You left me an email and walked out.
[21:25] Hana
    Sorry. I just couldn't bring
    myself to tell you in person.
[21:28] Goshogawara
    I'm so embarrassed,
    but it's part of the job.
[21:31] Sabu
    Ms. Lawyer, you forgot this last time!
[21:34] Goshogawara
    A-Ah, um, th-thank you.
[21:38] Sabu
    Ms. Lawyer, you have such a small head.
[21:41] Goshogawara
    Huh? Uh, what?
[21:44] Sabu
    I'm talking about the wig.
[21:49] Hana
    ♫ Hey! Strong and cute! ♫
[21:51] Hana
    ♫ Wordy and cunning! ♫
[21:53] Hana
    ♫ I'm an invincible idol! ♫
[21:56] Hana
    ♫ Lovely, yay! Yay! ♫
[22:13] Hana
    ♫ I brush myself and gaze at the mirror ♫
[22:17] Hana
    ♫ My hairstyle is always perfect ♫
[22:20] Hana
    ♫ I won't allow anything
    other than being cute ♫
[22:24] Hana
    ♫ Full strength supreme! ♫
[22:28] Hana
    ♫ Even if you tell me "No," ♫
[22:31] Hana
    ♫ It's me, so love me and only me ♫
[22:35] Hana
    ♫ I'll make your heart throb all the time ♫
[22:40] Hana
    ♫ Here's a spell I'll repeat
    over and over again ♫
[22:43] Hana
    ♫ Listen! ♫
[22:44] Hana
    ♫ Lovely, yay! Yay! ♫
[22:46] Hana
    ♫ Lovely, yay! Yay! ♫
[22:48] Hana
    ♫ With these infinite sparkles,
    I'll cast my magic! ♫
[22:52] Hana
    ♫ Lovely, yay! Yay! ♫
[22:53] Hana
    ♫ Lovely, yay! Yay! ♫
[22:55] Hana
    ♫ I'm a pro cutie! ♫
[22:59] Hana
    ♫ Strong and cute! ♫
[23:01] Hana
    ♫ Wordy and cunning! ♫
[23:03] Hana
    ♫ To be cute and cunning is justice! ♫
[23:07] Hana
    ♫ White and cute! ♫
[23:08] Hana
    ♫ Rolling around and cunning! ♫
[23:10] Hana
    ♫ I'm an invincible idol! ♫
[23:14] Hana
    ♫ Lovely, yay! Yay! ♫

E11 - Vague Memories / It Depends on the Cat / My Specialty

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[00:00] Sign
    Saying something's as
    easy as "taking in a kitten"
    might be offensive.
     — T.K. Angus
[00:05] Narrator
    If you're destined to stick together,
    crossing paths is certain.
[00:09] Narrator
    When your personalities jive well,
    you open up to each other in no time.
[00:13] Narrator
    As the saying goes,
    it's like "taking in a kitten."
[00:16] Narrator
    However, that isn't as easy as it sounds.
[00:19] Narrator
    To raise a kitten, you need
    to create the right environment,
[00:23] Narrator
    get the necessary knowledge, and have the
    financial means to take care of it all its life.
[00:31] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:32] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:35] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:35] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:37] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:38] Narrator
    It's a place where cats, and one human, work.
[00:39] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:57] Bunzo
    All right.
[00:59] Bunzo
    Oh, it's this late already?
    I got too wrapped up in that.
[01:04] Bunzo
    Time for a little catnap.
[01:14] Bunzo
    Lately, they've been huddling
    together for their naps.
[01:18] Bunzo
    Yashiro-san's sleeping
    with her glasses on again.
[01:42] Bunzo
    That startled me.
[02:04] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[03:31] Sign
    Vague Memories
[03:36] Sign
    Akaneko
[03:43] Predecessor
    I ended up bringing
    these guys with me, but...
[03:47] Predecessor
    What should I do?
[03:50] Predecessor
    I know.
[03:52] Sign
    Akaneko
[03:55] Woman
    It'd be no problem.
[03:57] Woman
    Let me take them in.
    I recently lost my elderly cat.
[04:01] Predecessor
    You're a lifesaver.
[04:06] Bunzo
    Meow?
[04:10] Predecessor
    Take care.
[04:19] Woman
    Pudding-chan's all full.
[04:22] Woman
    But Tart-chan, are you still wary of me?
[04:25] Woman
    Be good and wait here for a bit.
[04:43] Woman
    Huh? How did this get broken?
[04:59] Predecessor
    Huh? Why are you...
[05:07] Woman
    He won't leave you.
[05:08] Predecessor
    How troublesome.
[05:17] Predecessor
    I'm a ramen shop owner.
[05:20] Predecessor
    There's a lot involved in
    making ramen. It's no easy task.
[05:23] Predecessor
    That's why I don't have
    the time to look after you.
[05:27] Predecessor
    I guess I could take you
    with me on my cart,
[05:31] Predecessor
    but some customers won't like that.
[05:34] Predecessor
    I'm sure Sasaki-san can make you happy.
[05:38] Predecessor
    So go on now.
[05:40] Sign
    Akaneko
[05:44] Customer
    Hey, boss. You've got a cat on your roof.
[05:47] Predecessor
    Sorry 'bout that. He refuses to go.
[05:50] Predecessor
    I make sure his hair doesn't get in the ramen.
[05:55] Customer
    It's all good.
[05:58] Customer
    If only the little guy could
    bring you more customers, huh?
[06:06] Customer
    Thanks for the meal.
[06:08] Predecessor
    Thanks a bunch.
[06:12] Bunzo
    'elcome.
[06:18] Bunzo
    'elcome.
[06:19] Predecessor
    You... Y-You can...
[06:23] Predecessor
    All right. You win.
[06:29] Predecessor
    Let's make ramen together.
[06:31] Bunzo
    'elcome.
[06:33] Predecessor
    Bunzo.
[06:35] Predecessor
    Your name's Bunzo now.
[06:38] Bunzo
    'elcome.
[06:43] Sign
    It Depends on the Cat
[07:07] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[07:19] Sabu
    Yashiro-san's late.
[07:21] Hana
    Oh, you're right. She's usually here early.
[07:25] Sabu
    Oh, here she is.
[07:27] Sabu
    Mornin'!
[07:28] Hana
    Morning.
[07:29] Hana
    What's up—
[07:31] Tamako
    Um, I'm sorry.
[07:34] Tamako
    I found this kitten...
[07:45] Hana
    It's really chowing down.
[07:47] Sasaki
    It must've been very hungry.
    It's only a kitten.
[07:50] Tamako
    What'll happen to this kitten now?
[07:54] Hana
    It's wary of us.
[07:55] Sasaki
    Seems so.
[07:57] Sasaki
    It can stay here for today. I'll reach out
    to someone who works in animal rescue.
[08:02] Tamako
    I see.
[08:04] Sasaki
    We don't know if
    it's a stray or a runaway yet.
[08:09] Sasaki
    Its parents might be looking for it.
[08:10] Hana
    It does look frightened.
    Let's give it some space.
[08:14] Hana
    Well, it seems more like a stray.
[08:17] Sasaki
    Yeah. A kitty that small
     must have struggled.
[08:20] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san, please check in on it
    over the course of the day. I'll do the same.
[08:26] Tamako
    Okay, I'll do that.
[08:28] Sasaki
    Now then. I'm gonna go wash
    and use the flea shampoo.
[08:32] Hana
    Oh, okay. Gotcha.
[08:35] Hana
    You should give wherever the kitten
    touched a thorough wash, too, Tama-chan.
[08:40] Tamako
    Right.
[08:41] Hana
    Since it's a stray,
     it could have fleas or mites.
[08:45] Hana
    Or even some sort of cat virus.
[08:47] Tamako
    Right...
[08:48] Hana
    It wasn't showing any symptoms at least.
[08:52] Hana
    It wasn't sneezing
    and it didn't have crusty eyes.
[08:55] Tamako
    Uh, w-will everything be okay?
[08:58] Hana
    Uh-huh.
[08:59] Hana
    That's why it's in quarantine.
[09:01] Hana
    Once it's calmed down,
    we'll take it to the vet for a checkup.
[09:05] Tamako
    Then, wouldn't it be best for
    all of you to keep your distance?
[09:09] Hana
    Well, we've had our shots, but yeah,
     avoiding direct contact is preferable.
[09:14] Tamako
    Really? And I just brought it here,
    completely oblivious to that.
[09:20] Hana
    It's fine. That little one
    got a meal out of it.
[09:24] Tamako
    Yeah.
[09:25] Hana
    C'mon. We need to tidy the store.
[09:28] Tamako
    Oh, thank goodness.
[09:32] Hana
    Is it your first time rescuing a cat?
[09:34] Tamako
    Yeah. I couldn't just leave it there.
[09:37] Hana
    Seems you're fond of cats now.
[09:42] Tamako
    Will that kitten also learn to speak?
[09:46] Hana
    I wonder. It depends on the cat.
[09:50] Hana
    Oh, but a rescue cat taken in by us
    probably won't learn to talk.
[09:56] Tamako
    Why is that?
[09:57] Hana
    Because of Sasaki-san. He'd definitely find
    someone to take good care of them, y'know?
[10:04] Tamako
    Oh, you're right.
[10:05] Hana
    If you're owned by someone who cares
     for you, you won't learn how to speak.
[10:10] Hana
    Owners know what your meows mean.
[10:14] Tamako
    Th-That makes sense.
[10:16] Hana
    But there are some cats
    that can talk even despite that.
[10:19] Hana
    Anyway, I'll leave the cleaning here
     and upstairs to you. Be thorough.
[10:23] Tamako
    Got it.
[10:27] Hana
    All right. I need to redo
     the cleaning here, too.
[10:30] Bunzo
    Hana.
[10:31] Bunzo
    That kitten... Is it okay?
[10:34] Hana
    It had some food and didn't seem to be hurt.
[10:39] Hana
    You guys on food prep can't go see
     the kitten. It's a stray, you know.
[10:43] Bunzo
    We know.
[10:50] Tamako
    Excuse me.
[10:52] Tamako
    Aren't you going to give the kitten a bath?
[10:54] Sasaki
    No, we can't.
[10:56] Sasaki
    We don't know how weak it is,
    so absolutely no bath time.
[11:00] Tamako
    Oh, I see.
[11:02] Sasaki
    Yeah.
[11:03] Sasaki
    I know it could have fleas and mites,
[11:06] Sasaki
    but it needs to be strong
    enough to handle a bath.
[11:10] Sasaki
    Worst-case scenario, it could lead to death.
[11:13] Tamako
    Really?
[11:14] Sasaki
    Yup. You did the right thing warming it up
    by wrapping it in your clothes.
[11:21] Tamako
    I was just trying to keep it from running off.
[11:24] Sasaki
    Well, if the kitten's really dirty,
    you can wipe it down instead.
[11:28] Sasaki
    But I don't think it is.
[11:31] Sasaki
    The best thing to do right now
     is leave it alone.
[11:42] Sabu
    Thank ya very much!
[11:47] Sasaki
    How's the kitten?
[11:50] Tamako
    It tired itself out and fell asleep.
[11:52] Sasaki
    Yeah, it was crying
    the whole time we were open.
[11:55] Tamako
    Really?
[11:57] Sasaki
    Okay. For now, let's make sure it gets food
    and can go to the toilet and so on.
[12:01] Tamako
    Yeah.
[12:04] Goshogawara
    Good evening.
[12:06] Bunzo
    Oh, Ms. Lawyer.
[12:09] Bunzo
    What brings you here today?
[12:10] Goshogawara
    I have a document I'd like
    Sasaki-san to fill out for me.
[12:14] Sabu
    She's wearing normal clothes.
[12:40] Krishna
    Ah, wait!
[12:48] Sabu
    Hey!
[12:53] Goshogawara
    Huh?
[13:04] Bunzo
    Oh, I'm so sorry.
[13:06] Bunzo
    We're taking care of
    that little stray right now...
[13:11] Bunzo
    Huh? They're both calm?
[13:13] Sabu
    You all right?
[13:18] Goshogawara
    Please let me adopt this kitten!
[13:21] Bunzo
    Huh? Well, uh... How do I...
[13:26] Hana
    Ah, looks like that little one
    won't have to learn to talk now.
[13:31] Hana
    Look, she's already smitten.
[13:33] Tamako
    You're right.
[13:36] Sign
    My Specialty
[13:43] Tamako
    All right.
[13:45] Tamako
    I think that's it for the cleaning.
[13:49] Tamako
    Why's Sabu-san so scared
    of the vacuum cleaner?
[13:55] Sabu
    Don't come near me!
[14:01] Tamako
    Krishna-san, I'm done with the cleaning.
[14:04] Tamako
    I'll help you now.
[14:05] Krishna
    Okay.
[14:07] Krishna
    Then, you can help me with the noodles.
[14:10] Krishna
    It's all ready for you.
[14:11] Tamako
    Okay.
[14:15] Tamako
    Are you going to make
    the tiger paw-made noodles?
[14:18] Krishna
    Uh-huh.
[14:20] Krishna
    I need to hurry up and get used to
    making the thin noodles for the new menu.
[14:25] Tamako
    Oh, yeah. You cut those thin noodles by hand.
[14:30] Tamako
    That's amazing, Krishna-san.
[14:32] Tamako
    You're an impressive noodle maker
    that even takes on new challenges.
[14:38] Krishna
    What are you talking about?
[14:40] Krishna
    It's all thanks to you, Tamako-san.
[14:42] Tamako
    What?
[14:43] Krishna
    Since you take care of
    the machine-made noodles,
[14:46] Krishna
    I can dedicate much more time
    to my paw-made noodles.
[14:50] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko's
    noodle chef, Krishna,
    pours her heart and soul
     into every batch
[14:50] Sign
    Made with
    tiger paw-made
    noodles
[14:50] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[14:50] Sign
    Akaneko
    Special Ramen
    1,800 Yen
[14:50] Krishna
    And that poster you made increased
    sales of the special, Tamako-san.
[14:57] Krishna
    That's why I'm able to try out new things.
[15:02] Krishna
    See?
[15:03] Krishna
    It's all thanks to you, Tamako-san.
[15:05] Tamako
    Oh, no...
[15:07] Krishna
    Although it's kind of embarrassing
    calling them "tiger paw-made noodles."
[15:12] Tamako
    S-Sorry about that.
[15:15] Krishna
    Just kidding.
[15:25] Tamako
    Krishna-san.
[15:26] Krishna
    Yes?
[15:26] Tamako
    Where did you learn how to make noodles?
[15:30] Krishna
    I'm mainly self-taught.
[15:32] Tamako
    What?
[15:33] Krishna
    There are plenty of books and videos
    out there to use as reference.
[15:37] Krishna
    Though it did take some trial and error
    before I eventually got the hang of it.
[15:42] Tamako
    That's impressive.
[15:44] Krishna
    Oh, though...
[15:46] Krishna
    I did try to contact a few professionals
    and well-known stores, too.
[15:50] Krishna
    I asked them, "Could you
    teach me about noodle making?"
[15:53] Tamako
    H-How'd that go?
[15:55] Krishna
    Whenever I said, "I'm a tiger,"
    they thought it was a prank call,
[16:00] Krishna
    so I didn't really get anywhere.
[16:03] Tamako
    Oh, I see.
[16:07] Krishna
    But I'm pretty proud of
    my work. Sabu-san said:
[16:12] Sabu
    These are the best noodles
    I've had in my whole life!
[16:15] Krishna
    That's what he said.
[16:18] Tamako
    Sabu-san said that?
[16:20] Krishna
    When he was a stray, he used to hang around
    Chinatown, so he has quite a refined palate.
[16:25] Tamako
    Wow.
[16:26] Krishna
    Though cats really shouldn't be
    eating human food in the first place.
[16:33] Krishna
    Now then.
[16:35] Krishna
    Sorry, Tamako-san, but I need to
    focus on making my noodles now.
[16:39] Tamako
    Of course.
[16:47] Tamako
    All right. All done.
[16:48] Krishna
    No!
[16:49] Krishna
    I can't sell these like this!
[16:54] Krishna
    O-Oh, sorry.
[16:56] Krishna
    I just can't seem to cut
    these thin noodles right.
[17:08] Hana
    What's wrong? Why are you
    making such a racket?
[17:10] Krishna
    I can't get the thin noodles
    for that new menu item right.
[17:18] Sasaki
    Yeah, the thickness is
    kinda all over the place.
[17:21] Hana
    Then, why don't you leave
    the cutting to the machine?
[17:24] Krishna
    I-I can't do that! They wouldn't be
     tiger paw-made noodles then.
[17:29] Hana
    Why not? You're still the one making them.
[17:32] Sign
    Teeheehee
[17:32] Hana
    No one will know.
    And it's not like you're lying.
[17:36] Hana
    You should take it easy.
[17:37] Krishna
    Y-You're a little shoulder devil.
[17:40] Krishna
    N-No, I won't do it! I've got my pride
    as a noodle-making tiger!
[17:45] Hana
    Well, I figured that might be the case.
[17:48] Sasaki
    Then, maybe it'd be better to limit
    the number of orders of this new item.
[17:54] Bunzo
    If you change the water ratio and harden
    the noodles, it might make it easier to cut.
[17:59] Bunzo
    It'll likely affect the texture
     and the taste though.
[18:04] Bunzo
    Krishna.
[18:05] Bunzo
    When's the last time
    you sharpened this knife?
[18:08] Krishna
    What?
[18:10] Krishna
    A-A while ago?
[18:12] Krishna
    It's too difficult for me, so...
[18:14] Bunzo
    You shouldn't neglect it.
[18:17] Bunzo
    I'll sharpen it real quick for you.
[18:23] Bunzo
    Give it a try now.
[18:28] Krishna
    Cutting's so much easier!
    I think I can do it now.
[18:31] Bunzo
    Oh, yeah?
[18:32] Krishna
    That's the boss for you.
[18:35] Bunzo
    Sharpening knives is my specialty.
[18:37] Bunzo
    It was my first job when I started out.
[18:41] Sabu
    It's almost time to open!
    What're you all doing?
[20:16] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[20:17] Hana
    The Daily Akaneko.
[20:21] Bunzo
    After "Vague Memories."
[20:26] Bunzo
    Sorry that it's so vague.
[20:28] Sign
    Akaneko
[20:34] Woman
    Our little Pudding-chan's doing well, too.
[20:37] Predecessor
    Is that right? I can't thank you enough.
[20:41] Woman
    Not at all. Tart seems to be doing well, too.
[20:46] Predecessor
    Bunzo.
[20:47] Woman
    What?
[20:48] Predecessor
    This one's named Bunzo now.
[20:51] Bunzo
    Meow.
[20:53] Sabu
    A little extra!
[20:55] Sasaki
    Just a little.
[20:56] Bunzo
    Hey! Our trash has been messed with.
[21:00] Bunzo
    Since our bin keeps being rummaged through
     lately, I want a bigger metal dumpster.
[21:06] Bunzo
    It'll be harder to open.
[21:08] Sasaki
    Ah, you're right.
    Yeah, I think it's necessary. Gotcha.
[21:15] Sasaki
    You okay? Can you open it?
[21:18] Bunzo
    Yeah, this'll do.
[21:20] Bunzo
    This way, cats without proper training
    won't be able to open it.
[21:25] Sasaki
    I wonder how that black stray
     you saw is doing, Bunzo-kun.
[21:30] Sasaki
    Is he getting enough to eat?
[21:32] Bunzo
    But letting him rummage through
     our leftovers will cause issues.
[21:36] Bunzo
    Plus, it's bad for his health.
[21:39] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[21:41] Bunzo
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:47] Tamako
    After "It Depends on the Cat."
[21:49] Tamako
    I'm still worried.
[21:52] Tamako
    Oh, it peed on my top.
[21:54] Sasaki
    Uh, sorry about that.
[21:56] Tamako
    It's okay.
[22:02] Krishna
    So tiny! So cute!
[22:04] Sasaki
    We're letting it stay here tonight,
    then taking it to the vet tomorrow.
[22:11] Goshogawara
    I'll go with you!
[22:13] Sasaki
    But what about your work?
[22:14] Goshogawara
    I'll take the day off!
[22:16] Kitten
    Mew.
[22:18] Sign
    The Daily Akaneko
[22:20] Sasaki
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:23] Krishna; Bunzo
    After "My Specialty."
[22:26] Krishna
    What's everyone's specialty?
[22:30] Krishna
    Before entering the noodle-making room,
[22:32] Krishna
    please remove as much dust and hair
    from yourself as you can, just in case.
[22:37] Bunzo
    Listen up.
[22:38] Bunzo
    First, you wet the whetstones, then rub them
    together to coat them with grinding powder.
[22:45] Krishna
    Whetstone...
[22:47] Bunzo
    I can't sharpen the knife holding it like this,
    but you should be able to, Krishna.
[22:52] Sign
    World of Noodles
[22:52] Krishna
    Um, and then? Well, you see, I'm a tiger.
[22:57] Krishna
    Oh, um, no... You know, the feline kind.
[23:00] Krishna
    No, this is not a prank.
[23:04] Sabu
    It sounds like they're having fun over there.
[23:07] Sabu
    I'll go get them 10 minutes
    before we open. Good idea, me.
[23:11] Hana
    A real pro only needs to use
    70% of their power at all times.
[23:16] Hana
    If you push yourself and try to use 100%,
    you won't be able to keep it up.

E12 - Choose the Team! / As Always, Thanks for Coming / Congratulations

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[00:00] Sign
    "That's enough fur.
     The cat's covered in ash, sir,"
    has a nice ring to it.
     — T.K. Angus
[00:05] Narrator
    The old saying goes: "That's enough fur.
    The cat's covered in ash, sir."
[00:11] Narrator
    It's a humorous rhyme
    that means something's enough.
[00:14] Narrator
    But while it's true that cats are covered
    in fur, it's rare to see cats covered in ash.
[00:21] Narrator
    In the olden days, households
    mostly had kamado stoves,
[00:24] Narrator
    and cats warming themselves on one
    in winter was a common sight.
[00:28] Narrator
    This is why haiku poems have winter
    phrases like "stove cat" and "ashen cat."
[00:35] Narrator
    This is a ramen shop run by cats.
[00:36] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:39] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:39] Narrator
    It's called "Ramen Akaneko."
[00:41] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:42] Narrator
    It's a place that's supported
    by many cat lovers.
[00:43] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[00:48] Broadcaster
    It's the second Predator Cup!
[00:50] Broadcaster
    Morituke Cat is being cornered by
    Team Red Tail! What will he do?
[00:55] Commenter
    Time's running out. He could do
    with finding a better position.
[00:59] Announcer
    Team Red Tail is taking the initiative
    and preventing that from happening.
[01:03] Commenter
    He's still trying to find a good spot,
    but the sniper is making it difficult.
[01:08] Announcer
    If I were Morituke Cat,
    I'd want to press on.
[01:11] Commenter
    But they're not letting him.
[01:13] Announcer
    The final act begins!
    The battlefield has gotten smaller!
[01:17] Commenter
    Wow, Red Tail's in a great spot.
    Morituke has to make his move now.
[01:22] Announcer
    Morituke Cat goes for it!
[01:24] Announcer
    Team Red Tail attacks!
[01:27] Commenter
    He dodged and countered?
     Wow! What skills!

[01:30] Announcer
    Red Tail's down a player!
[01:32] Announcer
    What now?
[01:33] Commenter
    Ah, there's no time.
    Red Tail's cooling their jets.
[01:35] Announcer
    Will Morituke Cat go after them? Will he?
[01:39] Announcer
    He did!
[01:40] Announcer
    Nice dodging!
[01:43] Announcer
    Ah, but here comes a sniper!
[01:46] Announcer
    Morituke Cat is down!
[01:49] Announcer
    The final individual player of the
    tournament is eliminated in the second round.
[01:49] Tamako
    Oh no, Sabu-san...
[01:54] Tamako
    Sabu-san lost.
[01:56] Announcer
    But that was a magnificent fight.
[01:59] Announcer
    He put up a real challenge
    against the pro teams.
[02:02] Commenter
    But in the end, Team Red Tail's
    moves were too well-planned.
[02:07] Commenter
    Their strategy worked well
    for the team's interests.
[02:10] Tamako
    No fair.
[02:11] Announcer
    Rumor has it Morituke Cat once ignored
    an invitation to join Team Red Tail.
[02:17] Tamako
    Huh?
[02:17] Commenter
    I wonder...
[02:19] Commenter
    If he was good enough to be scouted,
    they must've also thoroughly researched him.
[02:23] Announcer
    Morituke Cat is shrouded in mystery, never
    exposing his true identity to the public.
[02:28] Announcer
    Some say he might be just a kid.
[02:31] Commenter
    Who knows?
[02:33] Commenter
    Looks like it's time for
    Red Tail's victory interview.
[02:40] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[04:16] Tamako
    Sabu-san.
[04:18] Tamako
    Too bad about the Predator Cup.
[04:21] Sabu
    Oh, you watched it?
[04:24] Sabu
    It was a good game.
[04:26] Sabu
    I was super nervous, too.
[04:28] Sabu
    But that's how far my skills go.
[04:30] Tamako
    But you were being targeted so much.
[04:35] Tamako
    And your opponent was a whole team.
    Don't you think that was unfair?
[04:38] Sabu
    Nah, that's just how it goes.
[04:41] Sabu
    It's normal for people to form teams to win.
[04:44] Sabu
    I had a handicap for playing solo, too.
     The loss was on me.
[04:48] Tamako
    Sabu-san, you're a good person.
    Or rather, a good cat.
[04:52] Sabu
    Nope! I'm super bummed!
[04:55] Sabu
    I spent a lot of time on it, too,
    and my best strategy was still beaten!
[05:02] Tamako
    Oh, that reminds me.
[05:05] Tamako
    The announcer mentioned you once ignored
    your opponent's invitation to join them.
[05:09] Sabu
    Huh? An invite from Red Tail?
[05:13] Sabu
    I dunno anything about that.
[05:14] Tamako
    So it was just a rumor?
[05:17] Sabu
    Yeah, um, probably.
[05:20] Sabu
    I'm not very good at reading,
    so I haven't checked my...
[05:24] Sabu
    Yeah, no way.
[05:33] Sabu
    Um...
[05:36] Sabu
    Can I go check my emails real quick?
[05:40] Tamako
    Oh, sure. Go right ahead.
[05:48] Tamako
    Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
[05:52] Tamako
    But if he really was invited to join...
[05:55] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[05:58] Sasaki
    Thank you for coming.
[06:03] Hana
    Hm? Sabu-chan,
    you forgot the paw pad nori.
[06:07] Sabu
    Oh, whoops!
[06:08] Sabu
    I'll fix that now!
[06:10] Bunzo
    Sabu, you made three shoyu.
    One was supposed to be light broth.
[06:15] Sabu
    Ah, sorry! I'll fix that now!
[06:17] Sasaki
    Sabu-chan.
[06:18] Sasaki
    Is the gyoza to-go ready?
[06:20] Sabu
    Aw, shoot!
[06:22] Sabu
    Oh, good. They're not burned.
[06:24] Sabu
    That was close.
[06:32] Bunzo
    Calm down.
[06:33] Bunzo
    Don't worry about the ramen.
    Focus on the gyoza.
[06:37] Bunzo
    Take your time.
[06:38] Sabu
    O-Okay.
[06:40] Sasaki
    Here's the takeout box.
[06:42] Sabu
    'Kay. Thanks.
[06:46] Sabu
    Thanks for coming!
[06:50] Hana
    Sabu-chan.
[06:52] Sasaki
    Sabu-chan, are you all right?
[06:54] Hana
    What's with you today? Feeling sick?
[06:57] Sabu
    Oh, uh, no, I-I'm okay.
[07:01] Sabu
    You see, I lost a gaming
    competition yesterday.
[07:05] Sabu
    I was so frustrated I couldn't sleep.
[07:08] Sabu
    Sorry 'bout that.
[07:09] Sasaki
    Is that so?
[07:10] Sasaki
    That's a shame.
    But you still need to get your sleep.
[07:15] Sabu
    Sorry 'bout that.
[07:16] Hana
    And here I was,
    worried something had happened.
[07:19] Bunzo
    I don't know a lot about games,
    but it made you feel that frustrated?
[07:23] Sasaki
    You sure you're okay?
    Should we do the cleaning?
[07:26] Sabu
    No, no, it's okay. I'm fine.
[07:36] Tamako
    S-Sabu-san, um...
[07:39] Sabu
    I did receive the email.
[07:42] Tamako
    The pro team's invite?
[07:45] Sabu
    Yup.
[07:47] Sabu
    Well, I'm still going to decline.
[07:49] Tamako
    Huh?
[07:50] Sabu
    I'd rather be a part of this team.
[07:54] Sign
    As Always, Thanks for Coming!
[08:04] Sabu
    Order up!
[08:07] Superior
    Oh, there's cats!
[08:10] Sabu
    Welcome!
[08:11] Superior
    Huh? The cats make the ramen?
[08:17] Sasaki
    Welcome.
[08:21] Superior
    Is this allowed?
    Won't there be hair in the food?
[08:26] Subordinate
    There's a notice about that here.
[08:29] Sasaki
    We take the utmost care.
[08:33] Superior
    Huh. Well, whatever. I'm hungry.
[08:37] Superior
    Okay, we'll have two shoyu ramen.
[08:41] Sasaki
    Certainly.
[08:45] Ishida
    Hey now...
[08:46] Sasaki
    Ah, sir.
[08:49] Superior
    What? I can't even use an e-cig?
[08:53] Sasaki
    Please refrain from doing so.
[08:54] Superior
    Tsk. It sure is hard being a smoker.
[09:01] Subordinate
    He's too drunk.
[09:04] Superior
    Huh? Hey...
[09:07] Superior
    Aren't you Yashiro?
[09:09] Tamako
    No, I'm not.
[09:12] Superior
    That's your voice!
[09:14] Superior
    What's this? Why so cold?
     I can tell just by looking at you.
[09:24] Superior
    Huh? What?
[09:25] Superior
    Do you run this place?
[09:28] Superior
    You're so crooked,
    making these cats work for you.
[09:32] Sasaki
    Sir, please refrain from
    excessively bothering our staff.
[09:38] Superior
    Huh? But we know each other.
[09:41] Superior
    Wait, "staff"?
[09:43] Superior
    So the cat's in charge? Not Yashiro?
[09:46] Sasaki
    Our store is managed by cats.
[09:50] Superior
    So cats can get business licenses? Wow.
[09:54] Superior
    How long does it take?!
[09:55] Superior
    Hurry it up.
[09:56] Superior
    You're useless!
[09:57] Superior
    Just do as you're told!
[09:58] Superior
    Why do you always need telling?
[10:00] Superior
    You're late!
[10:00] Superior
    It's your fault you misheard.
[10:02] Superior
    Take a guess.
[10:03] Superior
    It's common sense.
[10:04] Superior
    Use that brain of yours!
[10:06] Superior
    This one here used to work under me.
[10:08] Superior
    She quit outta nowhere one day.
[10:11] Superior
    So after all the effort I put in, working
    you to the bone, you work for cats now?
[10:25] Superior
    But man, what a riot that you're
    working for cats now. Hilarious.
[10:30] Superior
    You're really something—
[10:31] Tamako
    That's enough out of you!
[10:36] Tamako
    This is a much healthier workplace.
[10:39] Tamako
    It's one thing to make fun of me,
    but don't you dare insult this shop!
[10:46] Superior
    What was that? You think
    you can say that to a customer?
[10:49] Ishida
    You're so loud, man.
[10:51] Fujihara
    You're so lame.
[10:53] Superior
    What?
[10:55] Fujiwara
    If you wanna get drunk and
    mess around, go somewhere else.
[10:58] Bunzo
    We also have the right to refuse service.
[11:03] Bunzo
    If you're going to make fun of one of us,
[11:06] Bunzo
    then get out!
[11:07] Superior
    What?
[11:08] Superior
    How dare you!
[11:09] Superior
    Who do you think you are?!
[11:14] Superior
    Isn't the customer always right?!
[11:22] Superior
    A-A tiger?
[11:24] Subordinate
    Sir, let's go. This is bad!
[11:27] Superior
    What's up with this place?
[11:29] Bunzo
    We're a ramen shop run by cats!
    Got a problem with that?
[11:38] Subordinate
    C'mon!
[11:45] Sabu
    Hmph!
[11:49] Tamako
    Ah, I'm... I'm so sorry—
[11:53] Hana
    Sorry for the disturbance, meow!
[11:55] Hana
    As an apology, there's 100 yen off
     everything right now, meow!
[11:59] Sasaki
    Huh?!
[12:01] Sakura
    Excuse me! Can I get another special?
[12:05] Taki
    And rice.
[12:06] Bunzo; Sabu; Hana
    Meow!
[12:19] Sasaki
    Bunzo-kun.
[12:20] Bunzo
    Hm?
[12:21] Sasaki
    Don't you think it's time?
    Yashiro-san, I mean.
[12:27] Bunzo
    You're right.
[12:30] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[12:33] Sign
    Congratulations
[12:41] Mikio
    That should do it.
[12:42] Mikio
    Sorry to take up your time
     before your shift.
[12:46] Tamako
    Not at all.
[12:50] Tamako
    Terada-san, are you formally
    Ramen Akaneko's lawyer?
[12:56] Mikio
    Well, we don't have a contract as such.
[13:00] Mikio
    But since I've known
    Sasaki-san for a long time...
[13:03] Mikio
    Well...
[13:06] Mikio
    What exactly have you heard from Sasaki-san?
[13:09] Tamako
    I heard that you helped
    with his inheritance.
[13:13] Mikio
    Oh, so you know about that.
[13:16] Mikio
    I was originally the family lawyer
    for Sasaki-san's owner.
[13:23] Mikio
    She was also my friend.
[13:25] Mikio
    As a first-generation business owner,
    she ran her business successfully.
[13:32] Mikio
    But she fell ill at a young age
    and passed away.
[13:37] Mikio
    She left her whole estate
    to her cat, Sasaki-san.
[13:44] Mikio
    Due to her sudden illness,
    her mental state became unstable.
[13:50] Mikio
    She wouldn't let people near her.
[13:53] Mikio
    Only her cat, Sasaki-san,
    was allowed by her side.
[13:56] Mikio
    He took it upon himself to take care of her.
[14:00] Mikio
    Right up until she passed.
[14:05] Mikio
    While in hospital, she asked me
[14:08] Mikio
    to make sure her cat, Sasaki-san,
    got his full inheritance without fail.
[14:17] Mikio
    Naturally, I saw he did.
[14:19] Sign
    Donate Blood
[14:19] Sign
    Thank you for
    your cooperation
[14:19] Mikio
    He really gave it his all to care for her.
[14:22] Mikio
    He worked so hard.
[14:25] Mikio
    And I saw with my own eyes
    how his heartfelt efforts helped her.
[14:35] Mikio
    Oh dear.
[14:37] Mikio
    The older I get, the harder
    it is to hold back the tears.
[14:39] Mikio
    I'm sorry. How embarrassing.
[14:42] Tamako
    Not at all.
[14:44] Mikio
    Well, putting the past aside...
[14:48] Mikio
    How's work been going?
    Is there anything on your mind?
[14:56] Tamako
    Well, recently...
[14:58] Tamako
    Everyone at Akaneko
    is so cute to me now.
[15:03] Tamako
    It's like I'm becoming more
    and more of a cat person.
[15:07] Tamako
    In my initial interview,
    I said I wasn't a cat person,
[15:12] Tamako
    since it was part of the requirements.
[15:25] Mikio
    Excuse me. It's all right
    because it's you, Yashiro-san.
[15:32] Mikio
    Even if you're a cat person,
[15:33] Mikio
    you're not the type to cause trouble
    in the workplace, right?
[15:37] Tamako
    But...
[15:40] Mikio
    Sasaki-san told me whether you're with
     a person or a cat, or a man or woman,
[15:48] Mikio
    your attitude never changes,
    and you're always polite and considerate.
[15:53] Mikio
    You're a very sincere person.
[15:57] Mikio
    "I'm really glad Yashiro-san
    came to work at Ramen Akaneko."
[16:02] Mikio
    "I want to continue building a workplace
    Yashiro-san would choose." That's what he said.
[16:07] Tamako
    But that's...
[16:19] Tamako
    Oh, um, sorry. I need to get going.
[16:22] Mikio
    Ah, sure. You're good to go.
[16:26] Mikio
    I'll take care of the rest.
[16:29] Mikio
    Congratulations. Do your best.
[16:43] Mikio
    Sasaki-san, it's Terada.
[16:46] Mikio
    Uh-huh. Yes.
[16:48] Mikio
    Yes, no problem.
[16:50] Mikio
    Sure. I'll call again.
[16:52] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[16:55] Sign
    Open
[16:59] Tamako
    Hello—
[17:02] Hana;Krishna; Sabu; Sasaki
    Ready...
[17:04] Hana;Krishna; Sabu; Sasaki
    Congratulations on becoming a full-timer!
[17:09] Hana
    You did it!
[17:10] Hana
    You're our first ever
    permanent human staff.
[17:13] Krishna
    Congratulations. I'm so happy for you.
[17:17] Sabu
    Congrats! I'm so glad!
[17:20] Sasaki
    We look forward to
    continuing working with you.
[17:24] Tamako
    Thank you so much. I'll do my best!
[17:27] Tamako
    I'll be in your care from now on!
[17:33] Bunzo
    We're counting on you, Yashiro-san.
[17:36] Tamako
    Yes! Thanks for having me!
[17:39] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[17:40] Bunzo
    All right. Time to prep for the evening.
[17:43] All
    Meow!
[17:44] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[17:44] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[17:45] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[17:45] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[17:46] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[17:56] Tamako
    Auntie, how are you?
[17:59] Tamako
    I'm doing well.
[18:00] Tamako
    I was able to become a permanent
    employee at Ramen Akaneko,
[18:04] Tamako
    the place you introduced me to.
[18:07] Tamako
    You told me I'd most likely be
    helping out at the cat ramen place.
[18:11] Tamako
    However, my main duty
    is actually brushing the cat staff.
[18:15] Tamako
    All the cats underwent special training to
    make sure their fur doesn't get in the ramen.
[18:21] Tamako
    They do it through sheer spirit.
[18:24] Tamako
    But in reality,
    they're just doing their best.
[18:27] Tamako
    Now, they happily let me brush
    their loose fur away.
[18:31] Tamako
    Most of the customers that visit
    Ramen Akaneko are cat lovers.
[18:34] Tamako
    They're all very nice to cats.
[18:37] Tamako
    Sometimes, we get troublesome customers...
[18:40] Tamako
    But whenever that happens,
    we work together to handle the problem.
[19:20] Tamako
    Our store may be special to cat lovers,
[19:25] Tamako
    but the reason it's so special is because
    the cats work earnestly to make it that way.
[19:33] Tamako
    It might be me, not the customers, who finds
    the most comfort in seeing that side of them.
[19:39] Tamako
    Auntie...
[19:41] Tamako
    Thank you for introducing me
    to Ramen Akaneko.
[19:47] Tamako
    I'll do my best from now on, too.
[19:50] Tamako
    Tamako.
[19:55] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san, you got a minute?
[19:57] Tamako
    Coming.
[20:08] Sign
    Ramen Akaneko
[21:44] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[21:45] Tamako
    The Daily Akaneko.
[21:50] Sabu
    After "Choose the Team!"
[21:54] Sasaki
    It's rare for Sabu-chan
    to mess up like that.
[21:57] Hana
    Yeah. I'm worried something's up.
[22:02] Tamako
    Is it really okay that you're not
     pursuing becoming a pro gamer?
[22:06] Sabu
    I get tired of games pretty easily.
[22:08] Sabu
    Plus, I can't focus with
    others around me, so nah.
[22:12] Sabu
    It's mainly for me to take a breather.
[22:14] Bunzo
    I've seen a game competition before, too.
[22:18] Sabu
    Seriously? I never would've guessed.
[22:21] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[22:23] Bunzo
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:26] Tamako
    After "As Always, Thanks for Coming."
[22:32] Sasaki
    Yashiro-san, I'm happy you got
    angry for the sake of the store,
[22:37] Sasaki
    but you need to get angry
    for your own sake, too.
[22:39] Hana
    Yeah! I was motioning at you
    for that reason, you know.
[22:43] Tamako
    R-Right.
[22:45] Fujihara
    Young man, want some gyoza? My treat.
[22:49] Ishida
    Huh?
[22:50] Sabu
    It's 100 yen off!
[22:52] Sign
    The Daily
    Akaneko
[22:54] All
    The Daily Akaneko.
[22:58] Tamako
    After "Congratulations."
[23:01] Sasaki
    I'll be in your care.
[23:04] Sign
    Before the Course
[23:05] Man
    Making a cat provide care and medical
    treatment. Something's not right here.
[23:09] Sign
    After
    the Course
[23:10] Woman
    You worked so hard.
[23:13] Woman
    Really... You'll do just great.
[23:17] Hana
    Now that you're a permanent employee,
    be sure to call Sasaki-san "manager."
[23:22] Tamako
    Huh?
[23:23] Sasaki
    What?!
[23:24] Hana
    I'm kidding.
[23:27] All
    From all of us at Ramen Akaneko,
    we look forward to seeing you again.