E5 - Infiltration
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[00:15] Haga
We stumbled upon a village where
we met Amano-san, another debugger.
[00:20] Haga
Amano-san spent his days
drawing manga for Lu-san, an NPC.
[00:25] Haga
He was working for Play-Ing,
like Sakai and the others,
[00:28] Haga
but he got sick of their behavior and left.
[00:30] Haga
He'd come to this town to hide out.
[00:33] Haga
But then his old boss came chasing
after us with Sakai, and Lu-san...
[00:47] Haga
Amano-san, where are you going?
[00:52] Amano
Where else?
[00:54] Amano
I'm going to kill them.
[01:00] Haga
You can't!
[01:01] Haga
They're all really good at using debug mode.
[01:04] Haga
If you go in without a plan,
they'll destroy you.
[01:07] Amano
Don't tell me what to do.
[01:08] Haga
Just wait!
[01:10] Amano
Don't get in my way!
[01:12] Haga
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[01:15] Haga
I'll help you!
[01:16] Haga
So at least hear me out!
[01:22] Haga
Tesla-san asked me to get rid
of the bad debuggers.
[01:27] Haga
I've got to do what I can.
[03:01] Sign
Infiltration
[03:01] Sign
Infiltration
[03:11] Nikola
I'm sure Lu-san's soul will
reach Grafa, the god of love,
[03:15] Nikola
and be guided to the promised land.
[03:20] Haga
I guess the NPCs believe in gods,
so that's what they think.
[03:24] Haga
But since we can't log out, if we die
in this game... what happens to us?
[03:37] Haga
Let's follow them while their
tracks are still visible.
[03:41] Haga
We can talk about what to do on the way...
[03:45] Haga
Maybe I should leave him for a bit.
[03:49] Haga
I can do some debugging until he's done.
[03:51] Nikola
Amano-san.
[03:54] Nikola
This is the necklace Lu-san wore.
[03:59] Nikola
I found it in her house.
[04:05] Nikola
They're lovely jewels, aren't they?
[04:10] Amano
I gave this to Lu.
[04:13] Amano
You found it for me?
[04:15] Amano
Thank you.
[04:17] Nikola
She can't take anything
to the promised land, so...
[04:22] Nikola
You hang on to it for her.
[04:34] Amano
Goodbye...
[04:37] Amano
Goodbye, Lu.
[04:46] Sign
Three
Days
Later
[05:06] Amano
I'm ready to go.
[05:08] Nikola
Amano-san!
[05:10] Amano
We've lost a bunch of time because of me.
[05:14] Amano
Now, let's get going.
[05:17] Both
Yeah!
[05:19] Amano
It looks like they went
straight back to Bayle Castle.
[05:24] Haga
Given the direction these go,
there's no doubt about it.
[05:27] Amano
Okay, then. Bayle Castle, here we come.
[05:34] Haga
Oh, sorry. Here's yours, Amano-san.
[05:38] Amano
I'm not using that!
[05:40] Haga
Y-You aren't?
[05:41] Amano
How many days do you think it'd
take to get there in those?!
[05:44] Haga
But we need to be cautious.
[05:46] Amano
Fethers have good eyes!
We can see in the dark, too!
[05:49] Amano
It'll be fine!
[05:51] Haga
R-Really?
[05:53] Amano
What's their problem?
[05:56] Nikola
He's a very brave man.
[05:57] Haga
Right?
[06:01] Amano
I'm not sure they're going
to be any help at all.
[06:31] Amano
Do you have a plan?
[06:33] Haga
I've got a bunch of ideas,
but I haven't settled on anything.
[06:38] Haga
We need some more intel first.
[06:41] Haga
How many debuggers are there?
[06:44] Amano
When I left, there were nine,
including the boss.
[06:48] Amano
But they're all morons. It'll be fine.
[06:51] Haga
There's only three of us, though.
[06:54] Amano
We're taking her, too?
[06:56] Nikola
It's fine! I'll do anything!
[06:59] Amano
It's always the folks who can't do squat
who shout, "I'll do anything!"
[07:04] Nikola
I can't do squat?
[07:07] Haga
Um, Tesla-san the meta AI
talks to me through her.
[07:13] Amano
Oh, that's right. You mentioned she
had something like that inside her.
[07:17] Haga
Yeah.
[07:18] Amano
Okay, then bring her out.
[07:20] Amano
If we know what this whatsit AI can do,
it'll make planning a lot easier.
[07:25] Haga
Well, that's true, but...
[07:28] Haga
She only shows up when she wants to.
[07:30] Haga
Here you go, Nikola-san.
[07:32] Haga
If only I knew how to summon her...
[07:53] Amano
Does she appear when Nikola eats?
[07:56] Haga
Is that possible?
[07:58] Nikola
Gimme more.
[07:59] Haga
Oh, sure.
[08:01] Haga
That's definitely Tesla-san.
[08:07] Nikola
Do whatever it takes.
[08:09] Nikola
Once you get me their
debugger stones, I'll eat them.
[08:13] Amano
If you're an AI, can't you warp in
and grab them or something?
[08:17] Nikola
I can't directly interfere with players
or act outside of the rules.
[08:23] Amano
Then what can you do?
[08:32] Nikola
My stomach hurts all of a sudden.
[08:36] Amano
D-Don't tell me she's totally useless.
[08:39] Haga
First, let's scope out the castle and
see how we're going to sneak in.
[08:44] Amano
Y-Yeah, good idea.
[08:46] Amano
We can get a good look at the town and
the castle from that watchtower.
[08:50] Amano
Let's go there tomorrow.
[08:53] Nikola
I feel sick...
[08:56] Haga
Do you think potions work on stomachaches?
[09:28] Haga
It looks...
[09:32] Haga
like they've really altered the place.
[09:34] Amano
It wasn't like that when I left.
[09:37] Amano
We can't just walk in
through the front door.
[09:41] Amano
They've knocked out the bridge.
[09:43] Nikola
I think something's moving at
the bottom of that hole.
[09:47] Nikola
What is that?
[09:52] Nikola
Those are people!
[09:56] Haga
They're feeding them to monsters.
[09:59] Haga
I think those are guards.
[10:00] Amano
Probably soldiers who tried
to apprehend them.
[10:03] Haga
What are you talking about?
[10:06] Amano
When I left, they were working on what they
called "Operation Kill All the Townspeople."
[10:11] Amano
They slaughtered a whole mountain of NPCs.
[10:14] Amano
No doubt guards came
to arrest them as a consequence.
[10:19] Amano
They probably made this hole to get out
of dealing with them individually.
[10:25] Haga
This is bad.
[10:27] Haga
I was thinking of letting the castle guards
arrest us so we could get inside...
[10:34] Haga
But now we can't even get close.
[10:37] Amano
This is an emergency. Haga, use debug mode.
[10:40] Haga
No, I think...
[10:45] Amano
Hey, where are you going?
[10:47] Haga
Give me a sec.
[10:51] Haga
Let's see...
[10:53] Haga
This is perfect.
[10:58] Amano
What are you doing?
[11:00] Amano
Use your debugger stone already!
[11:02] Haga
No. With this, I won't have to.
[11:06] Haga
Just let me check my notes...
[11:11] Haga
Here goes.
[11:20] Haga
Yeowch!
[11:24] Haga
Okay!
[11:25] Haga
Twice!
[11:26] Nikola
H-Haga-san?!
[11:27] Haga
Three times!
[11:28] Haga
Four! Five!
[11:31] Haga
Six! Seven!
[11:32] Amano
Hey, what are you doing?
[11:34] Haga
Eight!
[11:36] Haga
Amano-san, how many seconds does
your invisibility spell last?
[11:42] Amano
Fifteen seconds, I think.
[11:44] Haga
Roger. Now...
[11:47] Haga
Nine!
[11:50] Haga
There might be lookouts,
[11:50] Nikola
Hey, Haga-san!
[11:52] Haga
so please cast invisibility
when we're halfway up.
[11:57] Amano
Huh? What are you talking about?
[12:00] Haga
We're about to fly...
straight to the castle gate!
[12:07] Amano
Fly?
[12:25] Amano
What the hell is this?!
[12:27] Haga
A bug in the physics engine
with treasure chests!
[12:30] Haga
When you fix an indestructible
object in place and hit it,
[12:34] Haga
it builds energy in the direction you hit.
[12:36] Haga
You can use it to do a super-jump!
[12:40] Sign
Glitch: A helpful bug, also known as an exploit.
[12:40] Amano
A glitch? I see!
[12:43] Haga
Amano-san, cast invisibility!
[12:45] Amano
Oh, right!
[12:48] Haga
We're heading right into Bayle Castle!
[12:54] Sign
Watchtowers
Several hills surrounding Bayle Castle have towers called "Dragon Eyes"
built on top of them. Many of these towers face west, where there
is nothing but open sea. The reason for this is unknown.
[12:58] Sign
Martial Artist
A warrior who uses their fists as weapons.
Can break rocks by concentrating and unleashing
a powerful strike.
[13:06] Haga
Okay, we're almost there!
[13:26] Haga
You two okay?
[13:31] Amano
Yeah, 'cause you protected us.
[13:34] Amano
What about you?
[13:35] Haga
I'm... fine.
[13:39] Amano
Sheesh, you're crazy, you know that?
[13:45] Nikola
I... I... I just flew!
[13:51] Amano
This explains why you carry
so many potions around.
[13:58] Nikola
Anyway, looks like we made it.
[14:06] Guards
Who are you? Identify yourself!
[14:08] Haga
I'm one of the King's Seekers.
[14:10] Haga
I'm here to see His Majesty.
[14:13] Guard
Wait there.
[14:14] Amano
They do these pat downs every time.
[14:18] Amano
Really slows down the game.
[14:19] Haga
They're buying time to load the castle map.
[14:24] Guard
You may proceed!
[14:37] Amano
What's wrong?
[14:39] Haga
Did you just feel something weird?
[14:46] Guard
King Bayle has ordered us to arrest
all Seekers, as they bring disaster.
[14:53] Guard
You'll be coming with us.
[14:56] Nikola
Haga-san!
[14:57] Amano
Haga, I'm thinking we just
started the main quest.
[15:03] Haga
It does seem that way.
[15:04] Haga
And here I thought we wouldn't
trigger it until we were further in.
[15:09] Nikola
Don't hurt us!
[15:11] Nikola
We're innocent!
[15:14] Haga
The guide says it kicks off
after you enter the castle.
[15:18] Nikola
The devs aren't going to tell you
exactly where it starts.
[15:21] Nikola
Be grateful they gave you anything at all.
[15:24] Guard
Now follow me!
[15:30] Haga
Maybe this will help us, though.
[15:34] Amano
Yeah.
[15:42] Nikola
There must be some mistake!
[15:45] Nikola
Let me out of here!
[15:48] Haga
My journal's been updated.
[15:49] Sign
Main Quest "The Mad King"
Escape Castle Bayle
-Escape Your Cell
[15:50] Haga
This quest isn't over
until we escape the castle.
[15:59] Sakai
Finally caught 'em, did you?
[16:01] Sakai
Not bad for an NPC!
[16:04] Guard
Th-Thank you.
[16:08] Sakai
Now, how should I rip them apart?
[16:22] Guard
Here.
[16:26] Haga
Normally, all the players in the game
share the same open world.
[16:31] Haga
But for the main quest,
[16:32] Haga
parties are sent to different instances so as
not to interfere with each other's progress.
[16:37] Haga
Right now, we should be
isolated from everyone else.
[16:44] Sakai
Let's have some fun, little vampire!
[16:49] Amano
Meaning we're the only ones
in this dungeon, right?
[16:53] Amano
In other words...
[16:54] Amano
...we can take our time scouting!
[16:54] Haga
...we can take our time debugging!
[16:58] Amano
Listen, now's not the time
for a thorough check.
[17:02] Amano
We need to avenge Lu first.
[17:04] Haga
But we don't know what may await us.
[17:06] Haga
It's dangerous not to debug as we go.
[17:10] Amano
For now, let's get out of here.
[17:12] Amano
We can talk after.
[17:14] Haga
Right.
[17:16] Haga
I'm guessing there'll be...
[17:21] Nikola
Please let me out!
[17:25] Guard
Pipe down! Be quiet already.
[17:28] Guard
What?!
[17:31] Haga
It feels breakable right here.
[17:36] Haga
We should be able to get out this way.
[17:38] Amano
How expected.
[17:40] Amano
Well, that's all well and good, but...
[17:43] Nikola
This is all a big misunderstanding!
Let us out!
[17:45] Guard
Fine!
[17:46] Amano
Hurry up and get her to chill, would you?
[17:54] Boss
You can't handle it on your own?
[17:57] Kizaki
Sorry. We're just not coming together.
[18:00] Ota
It's been a while since we
went dragon hunting,
[18:03] Ota
and everyone has stuff they want to do.
[18:06] Kizaki
Use your leadership skills
to bring us all together!
[18:09] Ota
Please, boss!
[18:13] All
Thank you!
[18:18] Ota
I'm sick of sucking up to him like this.
[18:22] Kizaki
He gets annoyed when we come to him,
[18:24] Kizaki
but he also bitches if we
do anything ourselves.
[18:32] Boss
Well, I know I can't get drunk off
the booze in this world.
[18:52] Amano
Getting out of that cell was a breeze,
but the tough part is yet to come.
[18:57] Amano
Now's not the time for debugging!
[18:59] Amano
Haga! What's our current quest objective?!
[19:03] Haga
Uh, hang on a second.
[19:06] Sign
Main Quest "The Mad King"
Escape Castle Bayle
-Escape Your Cell
-Defeat Head Guard
[19:07] Haga
Looks like we need to defeat the head guard.
[19:10] Amano
Our first midboss, huh?
[19:15] Amano
He's up ahead.
[19:22] Nikola
What is this place?
[19:25] Amano
A torture chamber.
[19:27] Haga
Given the size of the room, this is
probably where the fight takes place.
[19:31] Amano
Yeah, you're right.
[19:32] Amano
Let's take anything we might
be able to use before the battle.
[19:35] Haga
Okay.
[19:48] Nikola
Haga-san! Haga-san!
[19:50] Nikola
Um...
[19:51] Nikola
What's this?
[19:54] Nikola
What do you think it is?
[19:57] Nikola
A weapon?
[19:58] Nikola
It looks like a magic rod!
[20:01] Haga
Hey, don't wave that around!
[20:03] Nikola
Take that!
[20:04] Haga
Stop it!
[20:06] Amano
Is this supposed to be a torture implement?
[20:08] Amano
They can't use this in the Japanese version!
[20:11] Haga
Yeah, that's 18 and up.
[20:13] Haga
We need to find and make a list of them all.
[20:16] Nikola
Haga-san, look what else I found!
[20:21] Haga
There are so many.
[20:24] Haga
Why?
[20:25] Amano
This is a rating issue, not a bug.
[20:29] Amano
Just write up that we found them here.
[20:31] Haga
But if even one of them is left,
they can't sell the game.
[20:35] Amano
They're already going to court
for what happened to us debuggers!
[20:39] Amano
They can't sell this damn game anyway!
[20:42] Haga
But...
[20:46] Nikola
Ha! Hyah! Hup! Huzzah! Hwoo!
[20:50] Nikola
Haga-san!
[20:52] Haga
I told you to stop that!
[21:09] Haga
Nikola-san!
[21:11] Amano
Is that the head guard?
[21:13] Amano
Him?
[21:15] Amano
He's a monster!
[21:17] Torturer
Hey, !
[21:20] Torturer
Don't you wanna get banged?
And which **** ***** you want me to dig?
[21:26] Torturer
Tell me exactly what you want me to do.
[21:29] Torturer
I'm going to suck your
sauteed ***** ***,
[21:33] Torturer
looking at your - *** .
[21:37] Amano
Did they not record any Japanese
dialogue for this guy?
[21:41] Haga
And his lines are full of
inappropriate language.
[21:44] Amano
Wait, you speak English?
[21:46] Haga
A little, yeah.
[21:49] Amano
He's really overqualified for this job.
[21:54] Torturer
I'm a genius at taking all kinds of ****
pain and turning it into **** !
[22:01] Haga
Gosh, this dungeon is riddled with bugs!
[22:06] Haga
I'll pull aggro and keep him distracted!
[22:08] Haga
You shave down his health bar, Amano-san!
[22:11] Haga
Nikola-san, you get back!
[22:13] Amano
Roger that.
[22:18] Torturer
I look forward to the moment when your
voice dies and your pleas turn to despair!