Season 1

E1 - Nikola the Servant Girl

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[00:35] Hunter
    Oh, Nikola!
[00:37] Nikola
    Good morning!
[00:39] Nikola
    Good weather we're having today!
[00:40] Hunter
    I'll drop by the tavern later!
[00:42] Nikola
    Okay!
[00:45] Nikola
    Every day of my life was the
    same, and very peaceful.
[00:52] Nikola
    Are you okay?
[00:53] Woman
    Oh, Nikola!
[00:55] Woman
    I'm fine! This is nothing!
[00:57] Nikola
    And I was fine with that...
[01:03] Nikola
    Until that day.
[01:12] Nikola
    No way...
[01:15] Nikola
    Dragons!
[01:18] Villager
    Wh-Why?
[01:19] Villager
    Hoimoidragons are only supposed
    to appear deep in the mountains!
[01:23] Villager
    What are they doing near our village?
[01:26] Nikola
    Don't worry. I've heard
    they're peaceful monsters.
[01:33] Villager
    Run!
[01:36] Villager
    They're coming this way!
[01:39] Villager
    Run!
[01:40] Villager
    They'll crush you!
[01:48] Nikola
    I can't move...
[01:54] Nikola
    Am I going to die?
[01:58] Nikola
    I don't want to die!
[02:05] Haga
    Don't move.
[02:07] Haga
    Everything's okay. Everything's fine.
[02:10] Haga
    This is a safe spot.
[02:13] Haga
    Don't move.
[02:23] Nikola
    He's shaking, too.
[03:02] Haga
    What is this?
[03:03] Nikola
    H-He's big... and dressed strangely.
[03:12] Nikola
    U-Um...
[03:15] Haga
    Sorry, I feel sick.
[03:18] Haga
    I might throw up.
[03:21] Haga
    Big shaking's always been a problem for me.
[03:24] Nikola
    So what were you doing there?
[03:28] Nikola
    No, more importantly...
[03:30] Nikola
    Who are you?
[03:45] Haga
    Sorry.
[03:47] Haga
    I held you really tight.
[03:48] Nikola
    No, it's fine.
[03:50] Nikola
    Thank you.
[03:52] Haga
    That was a close call.
[03:55] Nikola
    Can I ask your name, please?
[03:58] Nikola
    I'm Nikola. I work at the village inn.
[04:03] Haga
    I'm Haga.
[04:06] Nikola
    Haga-san?
[04:08] Nikola
    That's a strange name.
[04:10] Nikola
    What were you doing there?
[04:14] Haga
    I wanted to observe the dragons up close.
[04:18] Haga
    You should head back to
    the village while you can.
[04:21] Haga
    And stay away from this place for a while.
[04:24] Nikola
    O-Okay.
[04:28] Nikola
    Don't tell me the dragons are back.
[04:40] Nikola
    What's it doing?
[04:42] Haga
    It's stuck and can't go any further.
[04:46] Haga
    I've never seen one do that before.
[04:48] Nikola
    I get it!
[04:50] Nikola
    Your job is to investigate
    monsters' behavior!
[04:54] Haga
    Well, I investigate a lot. Not just monsters.
[04:59] Nikola
    A lot?
[05:01] Haga
    Everything going on in this world.
[05:07] Nikola
    Everything in the world?
SIGN    Continent of Felnarc
SIGN    Raging Gulf
SIGN    Clayborne
SIGN    Silver Islands
[05:32] Nikola
    There's an island called Clayborne,
    which is the small island where we live.
SIGN    Desert
SIGN    Wilsword Empire
SIGN    Kingdom
    of
    Liono
SIGN    Bayle
    Wetlands
SIGN    Federated Kingdoms
    of Stamao
SIGN    Principality
    of Sai
[05:38] Bottom Row
    It's a backwater place far to the
    south of the continent of Felnarc,
[05:42] Bottom Row
    where there are five
    kingdoms all jammed together
[05:44] Bottom Row
    that are constantly getting in small fights.
SIGN    Royal Capital
SIGN    Kingdom of Bayle
[05:47] Bottom Row
    The tiny village where I, Nikola, live,
[05:51] Bottom Row
    is located in the Kingdom of Bayle, the
    smallest and most peaceful of the kingdoms,
SIGN    Luisa Village
[05:56] Bottom Row
    in a place far away from anyone.
[05:59] sign
    Nikola the Servant Girl
[06:04] Kids
    Wait!
[06:06] Villagers
    This guy who saved Nikola...
[06:09] Villagers
    You think he might be a King's Seeker?
SIGN    King's
    Seeker
[06:13] Nikola
    A Seeker?
[06:14] Villagers
    You haven't heard of them?
[06:15] Villagers
    There's a lot of weird stuff
    going on lately, right?
[06:20] Villagers
    Like crown princes and heirs to the
    throne suddenly falling ill.
[06:23] Villagers
    And monsters acting strange, like we saw today!
[06:28] Villagers
    And so the King has dispatched a secret
    investigation force all across the kingdom.
[06:33] Villagers
    They're supposed to be his most elite troops.
[06:37] Nikola
    Well, he did seem to be
    investigating something.
[06:40] Villagers
    But would they really come
    all the way out here?
[06:43] Nikola
    He didn't seem very elite to me.
[06:48] Villagers
    I hope he leaves soon.
[06:51] Villagers
    Outsiders are scary, yeah.
[06:54] Woman
    You guys don't have anything
    better to do today than drink?!
[06:58] Woman
    Nikola, can you help in the kitchen?
[07:00] Nikola
    Yes, ma'am!
[07:23] Nikola
    Seekers, the chosen elite...
[07:28] Nikola
    My heart's still racing.
[07:32] Nikola
    I was scared after the dragon attacked us,
    but today wasn't like every other day!
[07:39] Nikola
    It was a different kind of day!
[07:44] Bard
    Making his way in the world with a sword
[07:49] Bard
    Guided by fate
[07:53] Bard
    He will save this world
[08:02] Nikola
    A song praising an adventurer, huh?
[08:07] Nikola
    I wonder what's going on
    in the outside world.
[08:29] Haga
    This should be enough.
[08:34] Haga
    I'll make my report while I've got the time.
SIGN    Day 1
SIGN    Day 21
SIGN    Day 31
SIGN    Day 41
SIGN    Day 51
[08:44] Haga
    I've observed Hoimoidragons ten times,
    and only once were they acting odd.
[08:49] Haga
    It doesn't seem like a critical problem,
    but I should report it just in case.
[08:58] Haga
    The following abnormal behaviors were seen
    with the Zakan Plateau Hoimoidragons...
[09:09] Haga
    Okay.
[09:14] Haga
    Send.
[09:29] Nikola
    Is that light magic?
    Haga-san must be someone special.
[09:41] Nikola
    I'm sorry!
[09:44] Nikola
    Uh, I wanted to thank you for earlier today.
[09:51] Haga
    You scared me.
[09:54] Nikola
    Sorry. You look so strong,
    but you don't act like it.
[09:58] Haga
    No, that's not true. I'm not strong.
[10:02] Nikola
    Here, eat this.
[10:05] Haga
    Thank you.
[10:09] Nikola
    Are you an adventurer, Haga-san?
[10:13] Haga
    Something like that.
[10:15] Nikola
    Are you one of the King's Seekers, maybe?
[10:20] Haga
    Um, yes.
[10:21] Haga
    That's my job title.
[10:24] Nikola
    I knew it!
[10:25] Nikola
    Are you alone? Do you have anyone with you?
[10:29] Haga
    I'm alone right now.
[10:32] Nikola
    Maybe I shouldn't have asked that.
[10:40] Haga
    This is good.
[10:42] Nikola
    I'm glad!
[10:45] Nikola
    Um, Haga-san, would you be willing to
    tell me stories about the outside world?
[10:53] Nikola
    I haven't seen the outside world,
    and neither has anyone in the village.
[10:59] Nikola
    This village is so peaceful.
[11:02] Nikola
    Each day is so much like every
    other that it makes you laugh.
[11:07] Nikola
    So, um... I almost died today,
    and it was really dangerous, but...
[11:14] Nikola
    Thanks to you, Haga-san, it was so exciting!
[11:28] Nikola
    What? Haga-san?
[11:32] Haga
    I forgot what time it
    was and talked too long.
[11:35] Haga
    I need to calm down.
[11:38] Haga
    Nikola-san, get back to the village.
[11:42] Haga
    Get back to the village,
    and take everyone somewhere safe!
[11:46] Haga
    A huge dragon is coming
     to attack the village!
[11:49] Haga
    Hurry! Run!
[11:51] Nikola
    Okay!
[11:57] Haga
    I yelled.
[12:07] Haga
    Nikola... I can't let you...
    I can't let you die now!
SIGN    King's Seeker
SIGN    The kings of Clayborne formed a force of adventurers
    to investigate disasters occurring throughout the island.
    They are known as King's Seekers.
SIGN    The conditions in Southwestern Clayborne are unknown.
    According to one theory, the descendants of an ancient kingdom reside there in a hidden paradise.
     However, as the area is surrounded by raging seas, no one has returned from
    investigating the area.
SIGN    Western Sea
[12:47] Nikola
    Everyone!
[12:49] Nikola
    Get to high ground!
[12:50] Nikola
    Hurry!
[12:51] Woman
    What's wrong, Nikola?
[12:54] Nikola
    A dragon's going to attack the village!
[13:02] Nikola
    My day that was different from
    every other day... wasn't over yet!
[13:07] Nikola
    I don't even remember where exactly I went.
[13:09] Nikola
    I just ran and ran, and shouted to everyone.
[13:21] Villagers
    Is it really going to attack the village?
[13:22] Villagers
    I've heard that dragons are peaceful!
[13:24] Nikola
    Haga-san, did I do the right thing?
[13:28] Villagers
    Look! A dragon!
[13:30] Villagers
    Somebody's still out there!
[13:33] Villagers
    Is he stupid? He'll die!
[13:37] Nikola
    It's Haga-san!
[13:38] Villagers
    He really is a Seeker?
[13:40] Villagers
    No, maybe he brought the dragon!
[13:43] Nikola
    No. Haga-san tried to save me.
[13:48] Nikola
    And those barrels...
[13:50] Nikola
    He's been getting ready for this fight!
[13:53] Nikola
    But...
[14:00] Nikola
    You can't beat that thing
    all by yourself, Haga-san...
[14:18] Villagers
    What's he doing?
[14:20] Villagers
    Shooting arrows at a dragon that size?
[14:23] Villagers
    It's not gonna work.
[14:26] Nikola
    Haga-san...
[14:41] Villager
    What was that?
[14:51] Haga
    Okay, it's entered its pattern.
[14:54] Nikola
    I get it!
[14:56] Nikola
    The explosion makes it back away, and while
    it's flinching, he shoots an arrow at it?
SIGN    Poke
SIGN    Attack Pattern
[15:03] Villagers
    It's a pretty dull way to fight it.
[15:04] Villagers
    Really dull.
[15:06] Villagers
    So dull.
[15:08] Nikola
    Haga-san's fighting it all by himself!
[15:12] Nikola
    To protect the village! To protect us!
[15:18] Nikola
    I won't lie and say he looks cool.
[15:21] Nikola
    He's not like the heroes in
    the stories and ballads.
[15:25] Nikola
    But even so, I...
[15:43] Haga
    This is not good.
[15:44] Haga
    Not good at all.
[15:46] Haga
    The barrels are far away from me now.
[15:49] Haga
    The dragon's getting
    closer, little by little.
[15:52] Haga
    Is it immortal?
[15:55] Haga
    Maybe I should've known this wouldn't work.
[15:56] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[15:58] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[16:01] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[16:03] Nikola
    We'll help, too!
[16:06] Villagers
    We'll join you!
[16:11] Haga
    Thank you.
[16:13] Haga
    Let's all protect the village together!
[16:17] Villagers
    Anyone who can use a bow, head to the front!
[16:19] Villagers
    Stay calm!
[16:19] Villagers
    Let's do it!
[16:20] Villagers
    Protect the village!
[16:34] Haga
    It's dead.
[16:36] Haga
    We beat the Hoimoidragon.
[16:39] Villagers
    We beat it? We beat it!
[16:41] Villagers
    We really beat it!
[16:49] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[16:55] Nikola
    I'm so glad you're okay!
[17:01] Haga
    Are you hurt, Nikola-san?
[17:04] Nikola
    I'm fine! Thanks to you!
[17:12] Haga
    Yes, you seem to be fine.
[17:14] Nikola
    Um, is this part of a Seeker's job?
[17:20] Haga
    Well, it's one of the things we do.
[17:23] Nikola
    I see,
[17:25] Nikola
    When I saw you fight that dragon by yourself,
    Haga-san, I thought to myself...
[17:30] Nikola
    That if I just let myself be satisfied
    with peaceful, everyday life...
[17:33] Nikola
    When something happens,
    I won't be able to deal with it.
[17:37] Nikola
    I want the power to fight back, too!
[17:41] Nikola
    Please let me go with you, Haga-sama!
[17:46] Haga
    Nikola...
[17:47] Nikola
    May I go with you, as your student?
[17:55] Haga
    Well, I...
[18:01] Haga
    N-No.
[18:06] Haga
    I'm sorry.
[18:08] Haga
    I couldn't do it.
[18:12] Nikola
    Do what?
[18:14] Nikola
    What do you mean?
[18:22] Nikola
    What?
[18:32] Nikola
    Why?
[18:35] Nikola
    Why...
[18:37] Haga
    I'm sorry.
[18:38] Haga
    I can't... I can't help it...
[18:42] Haga
    I'm sorry, Nikola-san.
[18:46] Haga
    This event has a fixed outcome.
[18:50] Haga
    Even if you cheat and
    beat the Hoimoidragon...
[18:53] Haga
    The story makes sure that the
    village still gets wiped out!
[18:57] Haga
    My job was to make sure that no matter
    what happens, the village gets wiped out.
[19:05] Haga
    "Seeker" is just what we're called in-game.
[19:09] Nikola
    What are you saying?
[19:12] Haga
    My real job is...
[19:15] Haga
    ...to check for bugs in
    the game and report them!
[19:19] Haga
    I'm a debugger!
[19:24] Haga
    I've abandoned the quest again and again...
[19:27] Haga
    seen you die over and over in different ways.
[19:32] Haga
    But this will be the last time I do that.
[19:56] Haga
    Jin-san.
[19:58] Haga
    Suzuki-san. Namiko-san. Kuro-chan.
[20:04] (Flashback) Haga
    King's Seeker Online?
[20:06] (Flashback) Haga
    That's an AAA title!
[20:09] (Flashback) Haga
    And with full realistic VR!
[20:13] (Flashback) Kurosaki
    Wow!
[20:15] (Flashback) Suzuki
    I can't wait!
[20:17] (Flashback) Kanbayashi
    Five members from Nishima
    Technologies, logging in.
[20:28] (Flashback) Namiko
    Haga-chan's avatar is so macho!
[20:31] (Flashback) Haga
    I-Is it?
[20:33] (Flashback) Haga
    It's not as bad as Kuro-chan's.
[20:34] Kurosaki
    I can feel my muscles rippling!
[20:37] (Flashback) Kanbayashi
    You'll make your reports
    with these debugger stones.
[20:41] (Flashback) Kanbayashi
    They're linked to your ID,
     so don't lose them.
[20:44] (Flashback) Kanbayashi
    I'm sure you understand this,
    but use of debug mode is off-limits.
[20:50] (Flashback) Suzuki
    I've lost track of how
    long we've been here.
[20:53] (Flashback) Namiko
    Yeah. I feel like I'm going crazy.
[20:57] (Flashback) Kanbayashi
    Kuro-chan! I told you, no using debug mode!
[21:01] (Flashback) Namiko
    What do you mean, we can't log out?
[21:03] (Flashback) Kurosaki
    Doesn't that mean we're
    trapped in this game forever?
[21:07] (Flashback) Suzuki
    You've filed a report, right?
[21:14] Haga
    It's been one year since I entered the game.
[21:19] Haga
    I'm a coward and a stickler for rules,
    so I'm the only one who's still safe.
[21:23] Haga
    If I keep doing my job filing bug reports,
    will I be able to get out of here someday?
[21:32] Haga
    I know! The fact that the Hoimoidragons
    can be defeated might be a bug on its own.
[21:37] Haga
    I need to write down everything
    about that before I forget it.
[21:45] Haga
    Somebody's here? An event?
[21:47] Haga
    No, that's impossible.
[21:49] Haga
    Did they come back?
[21:53] Haga
    Suzuki-san? Namiko-san? Kuro-chan?
[22:04] Haga
    N-Nikola-san?
[22:09] Haga
    But you just...
[22:13] Haga
    You just...
[22:16] Haga
    Burned to ash in front of me.
[22:27] Haga
    Nikola, are you a bug, too?

E2 - Haga Makoto

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[00:15] Haga
    King's Seeker Online
    is a full immersion VR game.
[00:20] Haga**
    We logged in as QA testers,
    tasked with checking it for bugs.
[00:25] Haga
    But for some reason, we couldn't log out.
    That was a year ago now.
[00:30] Haga
    I've continued my job as a debugger anyway
[00:33] Haga
    and had a strange experience
    in a certain village.
[00:36] Haga
    Nikola, a village girl who was
    supposed to die during a quest...
[00:40] Haga
    came back to life and came to see me.
[00:50] Haga
    She's really alive.
[00:53] Haga
    I've seen that village burn dozens of times...
[00:56] Haga
    Done that quest over and over.
[00:58] Haga
    Have I seen it so many times
    that I've gone crazy?
[01:01] Haga
    Again...
[01:04] Haga
    And again...
[01:08] Haga
    And again...
[01:11] Haga
    No, this isn't right!
[01:13] Haga
    She's supposed to die in the game.
    She shouldn't be here.
[01:20] Haga
    I'll file an addendum.
[01:25] Nikola
    Haga-san! Good morning!
[01:33] Haga
    Ow, ow, ow...
[01:34] Nikola
    A-Are you okay?
[01:38] Haga
    Y-Yeah.
[03:13] Sign
    Haga Makoto
[03:13] Sign
    Haga Makoto
[03:13] Nikola
    Haga-san, what will you
    do with these barrels?
[03:16] Haga
    I'll take one with me, just in case.
[03:19] Haga
    I'm leaving the rest, though.
[03:21] Nikola
    All right.
[03:23] Nikola
    In that case, I'll move them outside.
[03:31] Nikola
    I'll do whatever I can to help, so just ask!
[03:35] Haga
    Okay.
[03:37] Nikola
    What shall we do with the stuff in this pile?
[03:40] Haga
    Somebody else might come and use it,
[03:43] Haga
    so they can just stay there.
[03:45] Nikola
    I see.
[03:47] Nikola
    You're leaving it for other Seekers, huh?
[03:52] Nikola
    Haga-san, do you not plan
    to use this anymore?
[03:57] Haga
    I suppose not.
[03:58] Nikola
    Then can I have it?
[04:02] Haga
    Help yourself.
[04:03] Nikola
    Thank you so much!
[04:11] Nikola
    Well?
[04:12] Nikola
    Do I look like your apprentice?
[04:15] Haga
    Yeah, I guess so.
[04:18] Nikola
    Then let us be off, Haga-san!
[04:27] Haga
    Um, the other villagers...
[04:33] Haga
    I mean, will they be okay without you?
[04:40] Nikola
    You're right. They all told me not to do this.
[04:44] Nikola
    But I really wanted to go on a
    journey with a Seeker, so I left!
[04:50] Haga
    So that's her new backstory?
[04:54] Nikola
    I've always wanted to see the outside world!
[04:58] Nikola
    Now I can fight the monsters of legend!
[05:01] Nikola
    And find long-lost treasure!
[05:05] Haga
    That's really not what this job is about.
[05:10] Haga
    U-Um, Nikola-san, you're actually...
[05:14] Nikola
    Yes?
[05:18] Haga
    Well, let's just get going.
[05:21] Nikola
    Okay!
[05:26] Haga
    We're heading to Bayle Castle
    to report what I've found so far.
[05:31] Haga
    But we'll be checking the towns
    and villages on the way, too.
[05:35] Haga
    Especially this one, the town of Adan.
[05:39] Nikola
    Okay!
[05:40] Haga
    This world looks peaceful, but it's actually
    filled with bugs... I mean, anomalies.
[05:48] Haga
    Study everything carefully.
[05:50] Nikola
    Okay!
[06:25] Haga
    What to do about this?
[06:35] Nikola
    So this is Adan.
[06:37] Nikola
    It's so very big!
[06:40] Haga
    You could say that.
[06:42] Nikola
    Is that an adventurer?
[06:45] Nikola
    Them, too!
[06:47] Nikola
    Oh, if you want to find an inn,
     leave that to me.
[06:50] Nikola
    I'll haggle down the price...
[06:52] Nikola
    Wait, huh?
[06:58] Nikola
    Haga-san?
[07:11] Nikola
    Haga-san?
[07:13] Nikola
    H-H-Haga-san?!
[07:14] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[07:20] Nikola
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What's wrong?!
[07:22] Haga
    Oh, sorry. Let me explain.
[07:27] Haga
    This is how you do debugging.
[07:29] Nikola
    Debugging?
[07:31] Nikola
    That's part of your job as a Seeker, right?
[07:35] Haga
    It's the bulk of the job, actually.
[07:39] Haga
    But anyway...
[07:41] Haga
    When you see a wall like this,
    suspect that there might be gaps in it.
[07:48] Nikola
    But why?
[07:50] Nikola
    I certainly don't see any...
[07:54] Haga
    You can't tell by looking,
    which is why I check like this.
[07:59] Haga
    And if I find anything strange,
    I write it down.
[08:03] Nikola
    I see.
[08:05] Haga
    You try it, too.
[08:09] Haga
    I'll start by having her learn
    simple checks like this.
[08:18] Nikola
    I can do it, too!
[08:23] Nikola
    Haga-san's been doing this
    harsh work all by himself?!
[08:33] Villagers
    What is he doing?
[08:35] Villagers
    I'm scared.
[08:48] Haga
    We've gone around the whole
    perimeter without any problems.
[08:51] Nikola
    Yes.
[08:53] Nikola
    Now, about that inn...
[08:55] Haga
    Wait.
[08:57] Haga
    It's dangerous to assume that
    one check is all you need!
[09:01] Haga
    That's precisely how you overlook things.
[09:06] Haga
    Let's try jumping at it or hitting it
    from other angles. Stuff like that.
[09:12] Haga
    Let's go around again!
[09:14] Haga
    We'll also check the two towers
    by the gate today, too.
[09:21] Haga
    Welp, that's a wrap for today.
[09:26] Haga
    We'll stay out here tonight.
[09:28] Haga
    There are towers we haven't
     checked outside of town.
[09:32] Haga
    We'll make one more pass around the wall
    and then go into town tomorrow.
[09:38] Haga
    Nikola-san, are you okay?
[09:41] Haga
    Was this too much to take in at once?
[09:54] Nikola
    I'm sorry.
[09:55] Nikola
    I was just thinking about what we
    did today, and it made me laugh.
[09:59] Nikola
    We're both all beat up from slamming
    into the wall so many times!
[10:05] Haga
    I guess from an outside perspective,
    it is kinda funny.
[10:12] Haga
    It's been so long
    since I did this with a buddy.
[10:18] Haga
    I see.
[10:20] Haga
    Even if I didn't realize it, I've been lonely.
[10:24] Haga
    Maybe I don't need to report her just yet.
[10:30] Haga
    Okay, once I've written up
    today's report, we can sleep.
[10:33] Nikola
    Um...
[10:35] Nikola
    So, Haga-san, you mentioned
    you're alone right now, right?
[10:40] Nikola
    What are your companions up to?
[10:47] Haga
    I was thinking that once we're done
    checking this town, I should go see them.
[10:55] Sakai
    Hey.
[10:57] Sakai
    What are you doing out here
     instead of in town?
[11:00] Haga
    An event? In a place like this?
[11:03] Sakai
    Hey, you're cute!
[11:08] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[11:10] Haga
    Wh-Who might you be?
[11:13] Haga
    We're Seekers, on a mission
    from Wise King Bayle.
[11:18] Haga
    Is there a problem?
[11:22] Sakai
    Oh, Seekers...
[11:24] Sakai
    I see. So you're Seekers, are you?
[11:29] Sakai
    Good work on the debugging.
[11:38] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[11:41] Nikola
    H-Haga-san!
[11:44] Sakai
    A little surprise! My way of saying hello!
[11:49] Sakai
    Come on, at least laugh.
[11:51] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[11:53] Sakai
    Oh, are you grinning inside that helmet?
[11:56] Sakai
    Right. You are a perv, aren't ya?
[11:59] Haga
    A debugger stone?
[12:01] Haga
    He's a QA tester, too!
[12:04] Sumida
    Get back.
[12:12] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[12:17] Sakai
    A stun bomb?
[12:21] Sign
     Royal Capital, Bayle
    
    Situated in the hills of the Bayle Plains, it serves
    as the financial and cultural center of the kingdom.
    The Bayle Mountains to the east serve
    as a natural barrier against invaders.
[12:24] Sign
    Grafa
    
    A deity worshipped widely throughout the Bayle Kingdom.
    As the god of the earth and love, Grafa's temple
     welcomes pilgrims from far and wide with open arms.
[12:30] Sakai
    Damn it!
[12:31] Sumida
    Let's follow him, Sakai.
[12:32] Sumida
    He can't have gone far with that girl.
[12:35] Sakai
    Nah, Sumida, there's no rush.
[12:40] Sakai
    Look at all these bug sheets!
[12:43] Sakai
    I didn't know anybody was still
    taking this job so seriously.
[12:46] Sakai
    Wow, he's even noting
    individual hitboxes and stuff? Eww!
[12:52] Sakai
    It's not like there's any point.
[12:55] Sakai
    Well, let's follow him, I guess.
[13:04] Haga
    Okay, they can't get in from outside now.
[13:08] Haga
    Nikola-san...
[13:10] Haga
    Listen to me. When a problem like this happens,
[13:12] Haga
    your first order of business is to get away,
     calm yourself down, and think!
[13:17] Nikola
    O-Okay.
[13:19] Nikola
    But what about your wound, Haga-san?
[13:23] Haga
    Oh, I'll be fine...
[13:24] Nikola
    You're not fine!
[13:26] Nikola
    If we don't treat you, you'll die!
[13:28] Haga
    You're gonna kill me! You're gonna kill me!
[13:28] Nikola
    We need to get this out!
[13:31] Haga
    Really, I'll be fine.
[13:33] Haga
    I have something for this.
[13:35] Haga
    Stamina medicine! And recovery medicine!
[13:38] Nikola
    Wow!
[13:39] Nikola
    Seekers are amazing!
[13:42] Haga
    Now, what to do...
[13:45] Nikola
    Were those people not your companions?
[13:47] Nikola
    They were acting so friendly.
[13:50] Haga
    No, they're in the same line
    of work, but I don't know them.
[13:53] Haga
    There's no telling what they're after,
    though I assume they'll follow us.
[13:57] Nikola
    Wh-What do we do?
[14:00] Haga
    Let me think...
[14:03] Haga
    Okay, I've decided.
[14:05] Haga
    We'll stay here and hide for a while.
[14:09] Nikola
    How long is a while?
[14:11] Haga
    A few days, maybe months...
[14:13] Haga
    I'm a pretty patient guy.
[14:15] Nikola
    Th-That long, huh?
[14:19] Sakai
    Oh, there you are! Lucky me.
[14:31] Haga
    You're using debug mode, aren't you?
[14:36] Sakai
    Yeah, of course we are.
[14:39] Sakai
    Got a problem with that?
[14:41] Nikola
    Debug mode?
[14:44] Haga
    They told us our first day not
    to use it except for emergencies!
[14:51] Nikola
    H-Haga-san's... really angry.
[14:54] Haga
    We need to do our checks in the
    same environment players will be using,
[14:59] Haga
    which means no debug mode!
[15:01] Haga
    That's Debugging 101!
[15:03] Haga
    Using debug mode can even create more bugs!
[15:11] Haga
    What's so funny?!
[15:13] Sakai
    Cool it, would you? Sorry if I startled you.
[15:18] Sakai
    I get that you take this stuff
     way too seriously.
[15:21] Sakai
    My bad.
[15:22] Sakai
    You'd be right... under most circumstances.
[15:27] Sakai
    But this is an emergency, isn't it?
[15:29] Sakai
    We can't go back to our world.
[15:32] Sakai
    Right?
[15:33] Sakai
    We debuggers gotta look out for each other.
[15:38] Sakai
    And that's just how it is.
[15:42] Sakai
    So why don't you come join us?
[15:45] Sakai
    I'm Sakai with Play-Ing, Inc.
[15:48] Sakai
    And this is Sumida-san.
[15:51] Sakai
    Nice to meet you.
[15:54] Haga
    I'm Haga from Nishima Technologies.
[15:58] Sakai
    Oh, aren't you guys in Ikebukuro?
[16:01] Sakai
    Didn't we do debugging for
    Monica's Castle together?
[16:05] Haga
    Oh, right.
[16:07] Haga
    I think we did.
[16:08] Sakai
    Uh-huh.
[16:10] Sakai
    Well, what about you?
[16:14] Nikola
    I-I'm Nikola from Luisa Village!
[16:17] Sakai
    Huh? A non-player character?
[16:20] Sakai
    You're an NPC?
[16:24] Sakai
    You look like a stick in the mud,
    but you're having some fun too, aren't you?
[16:28] Sakai
    Glad to see it!
[16:30] Sakai
    We've got a little group going
    with our boss as the leader.
[16:34] Sakai
    There's a lot we don't
    understand about debug mode.
[16:38] Sakai
    So we're recruiting other debuggers
    and exchanging information.
[16:43] Sakai
    We all spend our days
    trying different things.
[16:47] Sakai
    And the more the merrier, right?
[16:52] Haga
    Then why...
[16:54] Haga
    Why aren't you doing your job as debuggers?
[16:58] Sakai
    About that...
[17:01] Sakai
    We haven't been able to log out
     for nearly a year now!
[17:04] Sakai
    What I want to know is why
     you're still working at all.
[17:08] Haga
    If we play to the end and file our reports,
     maybe we can leave!
[17:14] Sumida
    A while back, we ran into a group
     who said the same thing.
[17:20] Sumida
    They were trying to beat the game's story.
[17:22] Sakai
    Oh, those idiots?
[17:25] Sakai
    They had zero basis for all that talk.
[17:27] Sakai
    Felt like some religion.
[17:29] Haga
    A group that said the same thing I did?
[17:32] Sakai
    Come on. Think about it, Haga-chan.
[17:36] Haga
    "Haga-chan"?
[17:37] Sakai
    Nobody'd blame you at this point
    for giving up on your debugger job.
[17:42] Sakai
    Besides, even if you do get out of here,
    is anything good waiting for you?
[17:47] Sakai
    No dreams, no goals.
    Just taking whatever comes your way.
[17:52] Sakai
    Suicide in slow motion.
    Doesn't that sound familiar?
[17:55] Sakai
    Well, that's why we all decided
    that we like it better here!
[18:03] Sakai
    Just let go of that weird sense of pride,
    and you can have a ton of fun.
[18:08] Sakai
    For instance, our boss is doing
    a challenge to see how many NPCs
[18:13] Sakai
    he can impale on the castle spire.
[18:16] Sakai
    And I'm testing out how much
     a vampire can endure.
[18:19] Sakai
    As for this guy, he sleeps
     on a bed of naked NPCs!
[18:24] Sakai
    He's a total perv!
[18:26] Sumida
    Shut up.
[18:26] Sakai
    It's true, though! You're a real freak!
[18:28] Nikola
    H-Haga-san, these people...
[18:29] Sumida
    Zip it.
[18:32] Haga
    I'm going to keep doing my job on my own.
[18:36] Haga
    I'm not going with you!
[18:41] Sakai
    What a pain.
[18:43] Sakai
    I should've known it'd come to this.
[18:44] Sumida
    It's because you stabbed him for a laugh.
[18:48] Sumida
    I don't like wasting time.
[18:51] Sumida
    I'm going to knock you out
    and take you with us.
[18:54] Sumida
    Charge Alpha...
[18:56] Sumida
    Level 5!
[19:04] Sakai
    Another smokescreen?
[19:07] Sakai
    For someone who looks like a tank, he sure
     puts a lot of effort into being slippery.
[19:13] Sumida
    He seems insistent on not using debug mode.
[19:16] Sumida
    It should be easy to find him.
[19:19] Sumida
    We haven't done too much
     debugger hunting lately.
[19:22] Sumida
    This'll be fun.
[19:25] Haga
    They're using debug mode. I can't beat them.
[19:29] Haga
    I need to get away, but how?
[19:32] Nikola
    Haga-san, it doesn't look
    like they're chasing us.
[19:35] Haga
    They're in no hurry.
[19:38] Haga
    You saw how they came in, right?
[19:40] Haga
    That stone slate can let you pass
    through walls and become invincible.
[19:46] Nikola
    The slate makes them invincible?
[19:49] Nikola
    Then if we steal it...
[19:52] Haga
    Steal it?
[19:53] Haga
    You're right!
[20:02] Sumida
    You're pretty fast.
[20:05] Sumida
    But where do you think you're going?
[20:09] Haga
    We'll have to chance it.
[20:10] Haga
    Let's go, Nikola!
[20:12] Sakai
    Sumida-san, feel free to tag
     me in if you get bored!
[20:15] Sumida
    Sure.
[20:17] Sumida
    I'm overflowing with power.
[20:23] Sumida
    No hemorrhoids, no back pain!
[20:30] Sumida
    This world's the best thing
    to ever happen to me!
[20:35] Nikola
    That tower! On the right!
[20:38] Haga
    Got it!
[20:44] Sumida
    You trapped yourself, idiot.
[20:48] Sumida
    Our little game of tag is over.
[20:51] Sumida
    Charge Alpha...
[20:53] Sumida
    Level 5!
[20:57] Sumida
    So they split up?
[20:59] Sumida
    It won't help them.
[21:01] Sumida
    This skill has zero cooldown.
[21:03] Sumida
    If I bounce off the wall toward that
    slow-looking girl, that's one down!
[21:13] Haga
    This is why you have to actually check things!
[21:16] Sumida
    My debugger stone!
[21:31] Nikola
    Gotcha!
[21:33] Haga
    The other one could still be nearby!
[21:36] Haga
    Stay close to me!
[21:37] Nikola
    Okay!
[21:39] Sakai
    Seriously, Sumida-san?
[21:41] Sakai
    Who knows what'll happen in
    an area with no assets?
[21:45] Sakai
    He might be falling through
    empty space for all eternity.
[21:50] Sakai
    Going after them is way too risky.
[21:54] Sakai
    I've gotta tell the boss.
[22:05] Nikola
    Are all the other Seekers as scary as them?
[22:11] Haga
    There's a place called the Advent Altar
    half a day's walk from here.
[22:18] Haga
    We'll spend the night here and head
     there tomorrow if nothing happens.
[22:23] Nikola
    What's there?
[22:26] Haga
    My friends...
[22:28] Haga
    My old companions.

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[00:15] Haga
    Nikola-san the NPC and
    I have set out on a journey.
[00:19] Haga
    While in the town of Adan,
[00:21] Haga
    we ran into Sakai and Sumida,
    debuggers from a different company.
[00:24] Haga
    They've been abusing debug mode
    to entertain themselves in the game.
[00:29] Haga
    Sumida tried to take us with them by force,
    but we used an in-game bug to best him.
[00:46] Nikola
    Um, Haga-san, what are we...
[00:49] Haga
    That Sakai guy might still be after us.
[00:53] Haga
    We need to be on guard at all times.
[00:56] Haga
    Gotta take it slow. And be careful.
[00:58] Haga
    Very careful.
[01:00] Nikola
    O-Okay.
[01:02] Nikola
    Haga-san, I think I'm starting to understand.
[01:07] Nikola
    I don't know why, but this world
    feels... incomplete in places.
[01:13] Nikola
    And it's a debugger's job
     to find those places, right?
[01:18] Haga
    That's pretty much the idea.
[01:21] Nikola
    You and the other Seekers have a device
[01:24] Nikola
    called a "debugger stone"
    that you use to do your work.
[01:28] Nikola
    It has strange powers,
[01:31] Nikola
    which some people use to do bad things.
[01:33] Haga
    That's right.
[01:35] Nikola
    But you don't use those powers at all, do you?
[01:39] Nikola
    Why is that?
[01:43] Haga
    I'll tell you after we reach
     the Advent Altar. Is that okay?
[01:47] Nikola
    S-Sure.
[01:50] Nikola
    The Advent Altar...
[01:53] Nikola
    That's where Haga-san's companions are.
[03:28] Sign
    Tesla
[03:28] Sign
    Tesla
[03:33] NPC
    Our latest work.
[03:36] Boss
    Let's see...
[03:44] Boss
    Wow!
[03:47] Boss
    Nice job, NPCs!
[03:50] Sakai
    Boss...
[03:51] Boss
    Hm?
[03:52] Boss
    Oh, Sakai-kun! Morning.
[03:55] Boss
    I heard you were late last night.
[03:57] Boss
    Were you and Sumida-kun
     out having some fun?
[04:01] Sakai
    Yeah, um, about that...
[04:06] Boss
    A debugger taking the job way too seriously?
[04:09] Boss
    I didn't know anyone
    was actually still working.
[04:11] Boss
    Why'd you let him get away, though?
[04:13] Sakai
    Well, I may have let my guard down...
[04:18] Boss
    Shall I go talk to him myself?
[04:21] Sakai
    Nah, you don't need to do that!
[04:23] Sakai
    I'm just worried about Sumida-san...
[04:26] Sakai
    Forget him. There's nothing we can do.
[04:28] Sakai
    It's way too risky to search
    outside the in-game areas.
[04:32] Sakai
    R-Right?
[04:33] Sakai
    I'm so glad he didn't order me to find him!
[04:37] Boss
    Anyway, check this out!
[04:40] Sakai
    Oh, got something new?
[04:41] Boss
    Sure do. Wanna give it a taste?
[04:44] Sakai
    Don't mind if I do!
[04:50] Sakai
    That's good! Sweet and sour.
[04:52] Boss
    It's something called garlish.
    Tastes kinda like a Chinese onion.
[04:55] Boss
    My grandma in Matsuyama used
    to send me those all the time.
[05:00] Boss
    I made us all this!
[05:01] Sakai
    Must've been hard
    to get the flavor just right.
[05:04] Boss
    A taste of the real world,
    you know what I mean?
[05:09] NPC
    Well then, we'll be going...
[05:11] Boss
    Say, Sakai, I was about to play NPC darts.
[05:16] Boss
    Care to join me?
[05:17] Sakai
    Sure thing.
[05:18] NPC
    If you'll excuse us...
[05:20] Boss
    C'mon, now. No running away.
[05:26] Boss
    Okay...
[05:28] Boss
    I'll take the first shot.
[05:30] Sakai
    Go right ahead.
[05:32] Boss
    Get over there!
[05:40] Sakai
    Wow, bullseye on the first try!
[05:42] Boss
    No, I was a little off.
[05:44] Sakai
    Well done, well done!
[05:47] Sakai
    My turn next.
[05:49] Sakai
    I haven't played lately, so this is great.
[05:53] Boss
    Hey, that debugger... Haga, was it?
[05:57] Sakai
    Huh? Oh, yeah.
[05:59] Boss
    I feel like he might be trouble.
[06:03] Boss
    Just a hunch.
[06:05] Sakai
    Maybe so, yeah.
[06:07] Boss
    We could catch him when he comes
    here to the castle, but...
[06:12] Boss
    I'd rather deal with him before
    he becomes a problem, you know?
[06:15] Sakai
    Good... point!
[06:25] Nikola
    He said it was half a day away,
    but it's already been three!
[06:31] Haga
    Okay, we're here.
[06:38] Nikola
    What an amazing building!
[06:41] Nikola
    So this is the Advent Altar, huh?
[06:44] Haga
    Yeah.
[06:46] Nikola
    I've never seen ruins before!
[06:49] Haga
    My companions are in the
    dungeon underground.
[06:52] Nikola
    Then let's go there, Haga-san!
[06:54] Haga
    Wait.
[06:56] Haga
    Step back a bit.
[07:04] Haga
    Pattern C, huh?
[07:10] Haga
    It's a maze down here, so stick close, okay?
[07:14] Nikola
    O-Okay!
[07:17] Haga
    This dungeon is a DLC bonus,
    so there are lots of nasty tricks.
[07:23] Haga
    Oh, get down!
[07:24] Nikola
    Huh? Oh, right!
[07:45] Haga
    We'll be okay now.
[07:50] Nikola
    He saw all the traps ahead of time!
[07:52] Nikola
    Wow!
[07:53] Nikola
    Haga-san really is an elite Seeker!
[07:56] Haga
    There are only five enemy patterns,
[07:59] Haga
    and I come here so often
    I've got them all memorized.
[08:03] Haga
    Oh, that reminds me...
[08:05] Haga
    Don't touch the walls.
[08:07] Haga
    There are randomly placed switches
[08:10] Haga
    that will flood the dungeon.
[08:12] Haga
    Also, be especially careful not to...
[08:16] Nikola
    A gold piece!
[08:30] Haga
    You're amazing!
[08:35] Haga
    There are also some monsters
     called Coin Boys.
[08:39] Haga
    They use coins as bait
    and put adventurers to sleep.
[08:42] Haga
    Funny, right?
[08:47] Haga
    Huh? Nikola-san?
[08:50] Haga
    Nikola-san? Nikola-san!
[08:53] Haga
    Nikola-san!
[08:57] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[08:59] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[09:00] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering, Wykirie-sama!
[09:04] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[09:06] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[09:08] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering, Wykirie-sama!
[09:09] Nikola
    Look at all this money I found, Haga-san.
[09:11] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[09:13] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[09:15] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering, Wykirie-sama!
[09:18] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[09:20] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[09:21] Coin Boys
    We make you this offering!
[09:45] Haga
    Are you okay?
[09:47] Nikola
    Y-Yes.
[10:21] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[10:21] Coin Boys
    Wykirie-sama! Wykirie-sama!
[10:22] Haga
    Nikola-san! I'm so glad I made it in time!
[10:25] Haga
    Thank goodness you're safe.
[10:29] Haga
    If they catch you,
    it starts this sacrifice event.
[10:43] Haga
    Off you go!
[10:50] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[10:51] Nikola
    I'm sorry for causing trouble for you!
[10:53] Nikola
    I was blinded by greed.
[10:55] Nikola
    I'm so, so sorry!
[10:58] Haga
    Nikola-san, it's okay.
[11:00] Haga
    It's all good.
[11:02] Haga
    It's fine.
[11:04] Haga
    All right?
[11:06] Haga
    Here.
[11:08] Nikola
    Thank you... Whew.
[11:14] Nikola
    This place is scarier than I thought.
[11:18] Nikola
    I promise I'll be on my best behavior.
[11:23] Haga
    Um, Nikola-san...
[11:26] Nikola
    Oh, I know!
[11:28] Nikola
    Where are your companions?
[11:31] Nikola
    You said they were in this dungeon, right?
[11:34] Haga
    R-Right there.
[11:37] Haga
    Under you.
[11:40] Nikola
    Under me?
[11:52] Sign
     Advent Altar
    
    The Advent Altar is a relic of old times.
    It is a labyrinth crawling with magical creatures
    from the continent as well as cultists.
    Only adventurers who do not value
     their lives go near it.
[11:57] Sign
    Fighters
    
    People who study sword and shield techniques.
    Because there are no skill requirements to join,
    the Clayborne Island warriors' guild has
    the highest number of registered members.
[12:03] Haga
    That's Kuro-chan, one of my companions.
[12:06] Haga
    He got stuck in the geometry
     while teleporting.
[12:10] Haga
    And he's slowly sinking in for some reason.
[12:14] Haga
    The other one is over there.
[12:16] Haga
    Can you see her?
[12:22] Nikola
    Wh-What's happening to her?
[12:24] Haga
    Namiko-san had invincibility turned on
    when she fell into that instakill trap.
[12:31] Haga
    So because she's invincible,
[12:32] Sign
    Revived
[12:33] Haga
    she's stuck in an infinite loop
    of reviving and dying.
[12:33] Sign
    Instakill
[12:34] Sign
    Revived
[12:35] Sign
    Instakill
[12:36] Haga
    I've tried dragging them out and using
    items to help them... All kinds of stuff.
[12:42] Haga
    But nothing has worked.
[12:44] Haga
    For nearly a year now.
[12:48] Haga
    We used to be... That's right.
[12:51] Haga
    We were originally a team of five.
[12:54] (Flashback) Jin
    You'll make your reports
    with these debugger stones.
[12:58] (Flashback) Jin
    They're linked to your ID,
     so don't lose them.
[13:02] (Flashback) Jin
    I'm sure you understand this,
    but use of debug mode is off-limits.
[13:07] (Flashback) Jin
    You need to play the game the same way
    users would or else this is pointless.
[13:11] Haga
    At first, everything was fine.
[13:15] (Flashback) Namiko
    And guess what happened then!
[13:17] (Flashback) Namiko
    Something this big came out!
[13:20] (Flashback) Namiko
    I couldn't believe it!
[13:23] (Flashback) Jin
    Wow. So, what did you do?
[13:25] (Flashback) Namiko
    I beat the stuffing out of it!
[13:29] (Flashback) Suzuki
    I bet you were terrified, Namiko-san!
[13:31] (Flashback) Namiko
    I was not!
[13:33] (Flashback) Haga
    Namiko-san, the second item on this report...
[13:36] (Flashback) Haga
    You need to shorten the summary.
[13:40] (Flashback) Namiko
    You'll rewrite it for me,
    won't you, Haga-chan?
[13:43] (Flashback) Namiko
    Thanks a ton!
[13:45] (Flashback) Suzuki
    Namiko-san uses her "thanks a ton" attack!
[13:48] (Flashback) Haga
    Oh, fine.
[13:50] (Flashback) Namiko
    Kidding, kidding! I was just kidding!
[13:53] (Flashback) Namiko
    I'll do it myself tomorrow!
[13:56] (Flashback) Suzuki
    Haga really does take his job seriously.
[14:00] (Flashback) Haga
    Kuro-chan, why'd you strip?
[14:07] (Flashback) Kurosaki
    I've got all these muscles now,
     so I want to enjoy them!
[14:16] (Flashback) Kurosaki
    Man, this is the best job in the world,
[14:20] (Flashback) Kurosaki
    getting paid to play video games!
[14:24] (Flashback) Haga
    Kuro-chan, don't get the
    wrong idea about that.
[14:29] (Flashback) Haga
    Your job isn't to play games.
[14:32] (Flashback) Haga
    It's working with them.
[14:35] Nikola
    It sounds like they all
    really enjoyed their jobs.
[14:39] Haga
    They did.
[14:41] Haga
    Until one day, Jin-san said...
[14:46] (Flashback) Jin
    We can't log out.
[14:48] (Flashback) Namiko
    What do you mean, we can't log out?!
[14:50] (Flashback) Kurosaki
    Are you saying we're stuck in here forever?!
[14:54] (Flashback) Suzuki
    They're reading our reports, right?
[14:59] (Flashback) Haga
    If it's a bug, let's report it.
[15:01] (Flashback) Suzuki
    I've been including it on the sheets,
    but nothing's come of it.
[15:06] (Flashback) Suzuki
    The emergency code isn't working either.
[15:09] Haga
    After that, everyone except Jin-san and I
[15:13] Haga
    started to use debug mode
    to entertain themselves.
[15:18] (Flashback) Namiko
    Want to fly to Adan and have lunch?
[15:22] (Flashback) Suzuki
    Hey, I think I can go really high
    by messing with this parameter!
[15:27] Haga
    And this is the result.
[15:30] Haga
    Kuro-chan got stuck.
[15:31] Haga
    Namiko-san's in an infinite death loop.
[15:35] Haga
    Suzuki-san disappeared into
    the sky and hasn't come back.
[15:38] Haga
    That's why...
[15:41] Haga
    I'll never use debug mode!
[15:44] Nikola
    So that's it.
[15:45] Nikola
    That's why he's so careful
    about everything.
[15:49] Nikola
    Um, what about the guy
    you called Jin-san?
[15:52] Nikola
    I think he's gone further in the game.
[15:55] (Flashback) Jin
    Haga-chan, I'm going to try
     and clear the game.
[15:59] (Flashback) Jin
    Maybe that will let us log out.
[16:02] (Flashback) Jin
    Would you keep trying ways to see
    if you can rescue the others?
[16:07] (Flashback) Haga
    Okay, I will.
[16:10] Haga
    Do you remember what the
    two guys we met in Adan said?
[16:15] Haga
    That there were people trying
    to beat the game's story?
[16:19] Nikola
    Does that mean they're...
[16:22] Haga
    Yeah.
[16:23] Haga
    It's probably Jin.
[16:26] Haga
    He might be traveling
     with a party he formed.
[16:29] Haga
    I've been trying for almost a year,
    but nothing has worked here.
[16:35] Haga
    So I've decided to move out, too.
[16:39] Nikola
    I see.
[16:42] Haga
    Kuro-chan, Namiko-san...
[16:44] Haga
    I don't know if you can hear me,
[16:46] Haga
    but I'm going to do the story quests,
[16:48] Haga
    so I think I'll be gone awhile.
[16:50] Haga
    But I swear I'll be back to save you!
[16:59] Haga
    Okay, let's get going.
[17:04] Haga
    Nikola-san, the danger has passed...
[17:07] Sign
    Pat
[17:07] Sign
    Pat
[17:10] Haga
    N-Nikola-san?
[17:15] Nikola
    This is Haga's. This is Sumida's.
[17:20] Haga
    Nikola-san, those are important...
[17:28] Haga
    N-Nikola-san?
[17:29] Haga
    Th-That's dangerous! Get down from there!
[17:31] Haga
    No, stay where you are! That's safer!
[17:36] Haga
    Why did she take the debugger stones?
[17:40] Haga
    And how is a villager NPC like her
    able to jump like that?
[17:45] Nikola
    Make something.
[17:50] Nikola
    I'm hungry.
[17:52] Nikola
    Make me a meal.
[18:02] Haga
    Um, Nikola-san, should you
    really be eating that much?
[18:07] Nikola
    This body has little stamina.
[18:12] Nikola
    Take better care of it.
[18:15] Nikola
    Make sure it gets enough food. And sleep.
[18:20] Haga
    Um, I've been wondering...
[18:23] Haga
    Is it possible you're... not Nikola-san?
[18:27] Nikola
    I'm Tesla, a meta AI.
[18:30] Nikola
    I'm borrowing this NPC's body,
     you could say.
[18:34] Haga
    A meta AI?
[18:36] Nikola
    Yup.
[18:37] Nikola
    There are three main types
    of AIs in this game.
[18:42] Nikola
    First, there's a character AI
    defined for each NPC in the game.
[18:48] Nikola
    Next, the navigation AI handles
    things like environmental data.
[18:53] Nikola
    Then there's a meta AI
     that runs the entire game.
[18:58] Nikola
    That's me.
[19:00] Haga
    I-I see...
[19:02] Haga
    But why take over Nikola-san?
[19:05] Nikola
    Because she was the closest
     available NPC to you.
[19:11] Nikola
    If you don't like it,
     I can choose another NPC.
[19:15] Haga
    No, Nikola-san will do fine!
[19:18] Haga
    I see...
[19:19] Haga
    So it was this meta AI
    that revived Nikola-san?
[19:24] Nikola
    The details don't matter.
[19:25] Nikola
    What I want is for you to eliminate
    from the game those foolish debuggers
[19:30] Nikola
    who are using debug mode
    to play around instead of doing their jobs.
[19:36] Haga
    Those foolish debuggers?
[19:37] Nikola**
    If they are not stopped,
    the debugging will never be complete
[19:41] Nikola
    and the game will never be finished.
[19:44] Haga
    I can appreciate that much,
    but what does eliminating them mean?
[19:47] Nikola
    The method is very simple.
[19:50] Nikola
    Take this, and...
[19:51] Sign
    CHOMP
[19:56] Haga
    W-W-W-W-Wait... What?!
[20:02] Nikola
    Don't worry. That was Sumida's.
[20:04] Haga
    That's not what I'm worried about.
[20:06] Nikola
    We'll steal their debugger privileges,
     one fool at a time.
[20:10] Nikola
    You can have yours back.
[20:13] Nikola
    Continue to eliminate
    those foolish debuggers.
[20:18] Haga
    But, why?
[20:21] Haga
    Why me?
[20:23] Haga
    If you're a meta AI, can't you do it yourself?
[20:28] Nikola
    I don't have authorization
    to interfere directly with players.
[20:33] Nikola
    Also...
[20:35] Nikola
    You're the only one in this area who's
    actually doing your debugging job.
[20:42] Nikola
    Haga.
[20:43] Nikola
    Work hard.
[20:49] Haga
    Y-You're back!
[20:51] Nikola
    H-Haga-san?
[20:53] Nikola
    Huh? Weren't we underground?
[20:57] Sign
    URP
[20:59] Nikola
    I feel sick to my stomach.
[21:02] Haga
    You ate too much food.
    And a debugger stone.
[21:10] Haga
    Still... eliminating debuggers, huh?
[21:20] Nikola
    Haga-san has been down since we
    left that underground dungeon.
[21:25] Haga
    Do I have to keep doing stuff like that?
[21:30] Haga**
    I can't hack it.
[21:32] Haga
    I can't!
[21:34] Nikola
    I've gotta do something!
[21:39] Nikola
    Haga-san, look!
[21:42] Nikola
    There's a village!
[21:44] Nikola
    Let's stock up on food there.
[21:47] Haga
    Good idea.
[21:49] Nikola
    We went through most of
    our food yesterday, after all.
[21:51] Haga
    Actually, you went through most of it.
[21:56] Haga
    I knew it! This place isn't on the map.
[21:59] Haga
    There was a location
    I hadn't discovered this close?
[22:03] Villager
    Hey, you there!
[22:06] Villager
    Who are you?
[22:09] Villager
    Where did you come from?
[22:13] Villager
    Don't move!
[22:14] Villager
    Make one wrong move... and you'll regret it!

E4 - Isora Amano

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[00:14] Sign
    Pat
[00:14] Sign
    Pat
[00:15] Haga
    Nikola-san started acting strangely
    all of sudden.
[00:19] Haga
    Tesla, a meta AI that oversees the
    entire game, had taken over her body.
[00:26] Haga
    She's ordered me to get rid of the
    debuggers who are causing problems.
[00:30] Haga
    Now we're headed for a new village, but...
[00:35] Villager
    Hey, you there!
[00:38] Villager
    Who are you?
[00:40] Villager
    Where did you come from?
[00:41] Villager
    Don't move!
[00:43] Villager
    Make one wrong move... and you'll regret it!
[00:47] Villager
    Hey, everyone!
[00:48] Villager
    On me!
[00:49] Villagers
    What?
[00:50] Villagers
    What is it?
[00:50] Villagers
    Someone suspicious?
[00:51] Villagers
    Everything okay?
[00:52] Villagers
    Who's that?
[00:53] Haga
    What is this?
[00:54] Nikola
    Um...
[00:57] Nikola
    Is this a new trend or something?
[01:00] Villager
    What are you talking about?
[01:01] Haga
    Wait a sec, Nikola-san.
[01:03] Haga
    That's a bug.
[01:05] Haga
    The people in this village
    are stuck in their T-poses.
[01:08] Nikola
    T-poses?
[01:09] Sign
    What's a T-pose?
[01:10] Haga
    It's the default pose
     for a 3D character model.
[01:13] Haga
    You add animation from there, but...
[01:17] Haga
    These guys don't have any.
[01:19] Haga
    That's why they're just floating
     above the ground.
[01:24] Haga
    Anyway, can you start by making
    a list of all the villagers?
[01:28] Haga
    Then we can see which of them
     are stuck like this.
[01:32] Nikola
    O-Okay.
[01:34] Haga
    Sorry for startling you.
[01:36] Haga
    Um... we don't mean you any harm, you see.
[01:40] Haga
    We're official Seekers
     conducting an investigation...
[01:46] Villagers
    Sorry for being suspicious of you.
[01:48] Villagers
    Have a good time in our village!
[01:50] Nikola
    I'm glad they believed us.
[01:53] Haga
    Yeah.
[02:00] Haga
    There's still so much I don't understand.
[02:04] Haga
    But that doesn't change my job.
[02:07] Haga
    I'll just focus on my work, stay cautious,
    and taking things one step at a time.
[02:28] Amano
    Oh, you're awake, Luu.
[02:31] Luu
    Good morning, Amano-sama.
[04:12] Sign
    Isora Amano
[04:12] Sign
    Isora Amano
[04:40] Sign
    Wanted
[04:48] Nikola
    Sixty-two... Sixty-three...
[04:52] Nikola
    I finished my fifth check.
[04:54] Nikola
    I think I got everyone.
[04:56] Haga
    Thank you.
[04:58] Haga
    So the reproducibility rate is 5/5.
[04:59] Sign
    Other
[05:00] Sign
    Reproducibility
[05:02] Haga
    Now we put this on the stone...
[05:06] Haga
    Transfer.
[05:09] Haga
    And that concludes our report to the dev team.
[05:12] Haga
    We'll get a notice once it's fixed,
    then go see for ourselves in the morning.
[05:18] Nikola
    Okay.
[05:24] Nikola
    It's been so long since I've slept
    in a bed. This is great!
[05:30] Sign
    Reproducibility
[05:30] Sign
    Other
[05:30] Sign
    Bugfix Status
[05:30] Sign
    Fixed
[05:30] Sign
    Fixed
[05:38] Nikola
    It's fixed!
[05:40] Haga
    Okay, let's take another look
     at how everyone moves.
[05:43] Nikola
    Okay.
[05:44] Sign
    Find Bug
[05:44] Sign
    Report Bug
[05:44] Haga
    Reporting bugs and confirming fixes
     are also part of our job.
[05:46] Sign
    Confirm Fix
[05:49] Haga
    That's the debugger's basic process.
[05:51] Nikola
    I see!
[05:57] Luu
    Good morning.
[05:59] Amano
    Morning, Luu.
[06:01] Amano
    Here's today's.
[06:03] Luu
    Thank you.
[06:06] Luu
    You were up all night again,
    weren't you, Amano-sama?
[06:09] Amano
    Yeah, but I get rest where I can.
[06:14] Luu
    Are you heading out?
[06:15] Amano
    I'm out of paper, so I'm off to buy more.
[06:19] Luu
    Right. You said a traveling
    merchant was in town.
[06:21] Luu
    Be careful.
[06:27] Amano
    I'll be back soon.
[06:28] Amano
    If I can find medicine to
     help your legs, I'll buy that, too.
[06:53] Amano
    The T-posing's been fixed!
[06:57] Nikola
    Haga-san, look!
[07:01] Haga
    He's not fixed!
[07:03] Nikola
    We missed him yesterday.
[07:05] Nikola
    But that's strange.
    I'm sure I checked everyone.
[07:12] Amano
    I've never seen those two before.
[07:14] Amano
    Are they with them?
[07:17] Haga**
    Excuse me, um...
[07:27] Haga
    Nikola-san, get behind me!
[07:32] Nikola
    He disappeared!
[07:34] Nikola
    Is he using a debugger stone?
[07:37] Haga
    That wasn't debug mode. He used an
    invisibility spell to cloak himself.
[07:43] Nikola
    It was magic?
[07:45] Haga
    He started out T-posing,
[07:47] Haga
    but he switched to normal animation
    when we spoke to him.
[07:50] Sign
    Fether = Race of Cat People
[07:51] Nikola
    Maybe because he's a fether?
[07:52] Haga
    It's possible that certain races
    have different behaviors.
[07:57] Haga
    His footprints are still here.
[08:00] Haga
    I've never seen anyone
     use invisibility before.
[08:03] Haga
    Maybe this is just how it's supposed to work.
[08:06] Haga
    Make note of it, I guess.
[08:08] Haga
    We can't miss even tiny graphical bugs.
[08:12] Nikola
    Okay.
[08:13] Haga
    Even though the devs hate getting those.
[08:17] Haga
    He didn't seem aggressive,
     so let's follow and talk to him.
[08:22] Nikola
    I sure spend a lot of time crawling
    around when I'm with Haga-san.
[08:26] Nikola
    This is all a trial to help me
    become a Seeker!
[08:29] Haga
    It's not, though.
[08:32] Haga
    The footprints lead inside this house.
[08:35] Nikola
    Yes.
[08:42] Luu
    Who might you be?
[08:43] Haga
    Oh, um, I'm sorry.
[08:45] Haga
    Uh, I'm looking for a fether adventurer.
[08:50] Luu
    It's rude to barge into someone's house.
[08:53] Haga
    I, um...
[08:54] Luu
    Leave.
[08:56] Nikola
    She's right, Haga-san.
    What we're doing is outrageous.
[08:59] Haga
    It's just a game, but they kept
    this one part realistic.
[09:05] Haga
    Wait, those are bug sheets.
[09:07] Haga
    E-Excuse me. These are...
[09:14] Haga
    Manga?!
[09:15] Luu
    Give those back. They're mine.
[09:18] Haga
    Where did you get these?
[09:24] Haga
    Nikola-san!
[09:24] Amano
    Freeze.
[09:26] Amano
    One wrong move and I'll slit her throat.
[09:34] Haga
    Nikola-san...
[09:35] Amano
    Tell the boss...
[09:37] Amano
    that I'm not going to bother you guys.
    So just leave me alone.
[09:42] Amano
    I gave you my debugger stone.
     Isn't that enough?
[09:46] Haga
    Did you just say "debugger stone"?
[09:49] Haga
    Padon me, but are you a debugger?
[09:55] Amano
    Who are you?
[09:57] Haga
    We're...
[09:58] Amano
    Stay right there!
[09:59] Haga
    Wait! We're not your enemies!
[10:03] Haga
    Can you see the debugger stone on my back?
[10:05] Haga
    If you're worried, you can hold on to it.
[10:10] Luu
    You are all in my house.
    Kindly keep the ruckus down.
[10:21] Amano
    I see.
[10:23] Amano
    So the T-posing villagers were
     fixed because you reported them.
[10:28] Amano
    Must've been a pain
    to catalog every one of them.
[10:31] Luu
    Nikola-san and I split the work.
[10:34] Amano
    Sakai and Sumida, the two guys you met
    in Adan, are old coworkers of mine.
[10:40] Amano
    Based on what you said,
     the Play-Ing crew hasn't changed at all.
[10:45] Haga
    Then the boss you mentioned...
    You meant from Play-Ing?
[10:50] Amano
    Yeah.
[10:51] Amano
    They've been doing all kinds of awful stuff,
[10:54] Amano
    claiming to be "testing console commands."
[10:57] Amano
    I got sick of it and walked out.
[11:00] Haga
    So that's what you're doing
    all the way out here.
[11:02] Haga
    By the way, Amano-san,
     are you a pro manga artist?
[11:07] Amano
    If I were pro,
     I wouldn't be debugging part-time.
[11:09] Haga
    That's fair.
[11:11] Luu
    It's for me.
[11:14] Luu
    Amano-sama crafts such wonderful stories
    for me since I can't easily leave my house.
[11:21] Amano
    Luu, you don't need to tell them anything.
[11:24] Luu
    But...
[11:25] Haga
    She's an NPC, right?
[11:30] Amano
    Luu is part of the "Tell Me a Story" subquest.
[11:35] Amano
    She has the ability to evaluate stories.
[11:39] Haga
    Procedurally generated subquests
    for specific NPCs...
[11:43] Haga
    That's one of this game's selling points!
[11:45] Amano
    Yeah.
[11:46] Amano
    You've seen enough, right?
[11:49] Amano
    I've decided to stay here and draw my manga.
[11:53] Amano
    Now that you know, you can go.
[11:58] Haga
    I was hoping you might help me debug...
[12:02] Amano
    No way in hell.
[12:03] Haga
    Well, I'm glad it wasn't some weird bug
    still making people T-pose, at least.
[12:08] Amano
    Man, you take this way too seriously.
[12:11] Amano
    Haga, was it?
[12:12] Amano
    I think you're probably the only
    one who's still debugging.
[12:17] Haga
    So it seems...
[12:27] Haga
    Nikola-san, what's wrong?
[12:31] Nikola
    I didn't know stories could be so moving!
[12:36] Nikola
    This is wonderful!
[12:40] Nikola
    Let me read more!
[12:42] Amano
    What's gotten into you?
[12:43] Nikola
    Please!
[12:45] Amano
    Wait! Hey!
[12:47] Haga
    Nikola-san can read manga?
[12:48] Nikola
    Please!
[12:50] Haga
    Excuse me...
[12:51] Haga
    I'd like to read some more, too.
[12:54] Amano
    You should be stopping her!
[12:56] Haga
    Come on, please.
[12:57] Nikola
    Please!
[12:57] Amano
    Damn, you're persistent.
[13:02] Amano
    Leave when you're done reading.
[13:06] Amano
    And you'd better wash your hands.
[13:08] Amano
    Get my drafts dirty and I'll kill you.
[13:20] Nikola
    Wow!
[13:21] Haga
    You did all this, Amano-san?
[13:25] Amano
    Well, yeah.
[13:39] Sign
     Forgotten Villages
    
    Far from the road that connects the Bayle Highlands and the capital, you can find
    sporadic "forgotten villages" dotting the landscape. Rare visits by traveling
    merchants are their only source of information from the outside world.
[13:42] Sign
    Wanted System
    
    Guards will be dispatched immediately to arrest
    anyone who violates the kingdom's laws.
    The King's Seekers are no exception.
[13:45] Haga
    That's a lot of pages.
[13:47] Haga
    How long have you been in this village?
[13:50] Amano
    Hm, let me think...
[13:52] Amano
    About six months, I guess.
[13:54] Amano
    I've decided to go.
    I'm leaving my debugger stone behind.
    -Amano
[13:55] Amano
    I left the castle because I didn't like
    what the boss and the others were doing.
[13:59] Amano
    "They might come after me.
     I need to hide out somewhere."
[14:05] Amano
    That's all I thought about back then.
[14:10] (Flashback) Amano
    A village? Out here?
[14:15] Amano
    Look at this place.
    It's bugged to hell and back.
[14:19] Amano
    But that means no debugger has found it yet.
[14:29] Amano
    Maybe here?
[14:35] (Flashback) Luu
    Who's there?
[14:36] (Flashback) Amano
    S-Sorry. I didn't think anyone was living here.
[14:39] (Flashback) Luu
    Are you a traveler?
[14:41] Amano
    Huh? She's not bugged out.
[14:45] (Flashback) Luu
    Would you please tell me
    a story about a hero?
[14:50] Amano
    She's got a subquest?
[14:53] (Flashback) Luu
    I've been told the world is full of stories.
[14:57] (Flashback) Luu
    Traveler, I am unable to walk
     because of my legs.
[15:01] (Flashback) Luu
    If you have any tales to share, please do.
[15:07] (Flashback) Amano
    How about this?
[15:16] Amano
    There's no point in showing
    an NPC my manga, is it?
[15:25] (Flashback) Luu
    I've never read anything so amazing.
[15:29] (Flashback) Luu
    This is a picture story, isn't it?
[15:31] (Flashback) Amano
    Y-Yeah.
[15:34] (Flashback) Amano
    I could write more, I think...
[15:38] (Flashback) Amano
    Want to read it?
[15:40] (Flashback) Luu
    Of course!
[15:42] (Flashback) Luu
    I can't wait!
[15:46] (Flashback) Amano
    Yeah... Okay.
[15:51] Amano
    In exchange for her letting me stay here,
    I fixed up her run-down house.
[15:55] Amano
    And you know the rest.
[15:57] Haga
    I see.
[15:59] Haga
    So, since then, you've been
     here writing manga?
[16:02] Haga
    I think you're the same as me.
[16:07] Haga
    You're keeping sane in this world
    by devoting yourself to your work.
[16:12] Amano
    Aw, cut it out.
[16:14] Amano
    I just like manga.
[16:17] Amano
    By the way, Haga, do you know any recipes
    for medicine that could heal Luu's legs?
[16:23] Haga
    No, I'm sorry.
[16:26] Amano
    I see.
[16:27] Amano
    I wish I could make some for her.
[16:31] Amano
    If only her legs would heal,
    she could go wherever she wanted.
[16:37] Haga
    Amano-san...
[16:40] Nikola
    What happens next after this?
[16:42] Nikola
    I can't wait to find out!
[17:04] Boss
    The traveling merchant said
    this was the house, right?
[17:09] Sakai
    Yeah. Pretty sure we just squished 'em both.
[17:16] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[17:17] Amano
    Damn it! What was that?
[17:20] Amano
    Luu was upstairs!
[17:23] Haga
    No!
[17:23] Amano
    Let me go! Let me go, damn it!
[17:26] Haga
    Shh! Be quiet!
[17:30] Sakai
    That's funny... I'm sure this was the spot.
[17:35] Boss
    Well, whatever.
[17:37] Boss
    Let's go.
[17:38] Sakai
    Okay.
[17:39] Boss
    I've figured out how to control dragons now.
[17:42] Boss
    This was tons of fun.
[17:44] Boss
    Get moving.
[17:51] Sakai
    Have fun rebuilding, guys!
[17:55] Haga
    That's the debugger from before!
[17:58] Haga
    We can't go outside now!
[18:00] Amano
    I know! But I've got more
    important things to worry about!
[18:03] Nikola
    A-Again?
[18:05] Amano
    Please be safe, Luu...
[18:13] Amano
    I've gotten a lot better, haven't I?
[18:16] Amano
    I could probably go pro!
[18:19] (Flashback) Luu
    This was another great story!
[18:22] (Flashback) Luu
    I can't wait to find out how
     David's going to get out of this one!
[18:29] (Flashback) Amano
    You're the first person to ever
    enjoy my stories so much.
[18:36] (Flashback) Amano
    And that... makes me want
    to work really hard.
[18:41] (Flashback) Amano
    I can just write and write!
[18:44] (Flashback) Luu
    That's a wonderful thing.
[18:48] (Flashback) Amano
    U-Um...
[18:50] (Flashback) Amano
    I want to stay here forever to write
     manga... a-and live with you...
[18:58] (Flashback) Amano
    Kind of, I guess.
[19:01] (Flashback) Luu
    I...
[19:04] (Flashback) Luu
    I want to keep being the first person
    to read your manga forever, Amano-sama.
[19:16] (Flashback) Amano
    Luu...
[19:23] Amano
    Luu! Luu!
[19:27] Luu
    Amano-sama...
[19:32] Amano
    Luu!
[19:34] Haga
    Luu-san!
[19:35] Amano
    Okay, Luu, I'll get you out.
[19:41] Amano
    Everything's all right.
[19:42] Amano
    I'll make a potion to heal you right up!
[19:45] Amano
    I've put a lot into training
    my herbalism skill.
[19:48] Luu
    Amano-sama, I'm sorry.
[19:51] Luu
    Your drafts...
[19:53] Amano
    It's fine!
[19:54] Amano
    I can just write more.
[20:00] Luu
    I was imagining the next
    part of the story...
[20:06] Amano
    Don't worry. I'll write it right away...
[20:11] Luu
    It's strange. My legs feel so light.
[20:16] Luu
    Not heavy like they always do.
[20:18] Luu
    Not at all...
[20:20] Luu
    Are they better, I wonder?
[20:22] Luu
    Now I can finally... go outside with you...
[20:32] Amano
    Luu! Luu!
[20:34] Amano
    Luu!
[20:36] Amano
    No!
[20:39] Amano
    No! Luu!
[20:43] Amano
    Listen! Here's the rest of the story!
[20:46] Amano
    Someone comes to recruit the hero!
[20:49] Amano
    Remember, he was about to give up!
[20:51] Amano
    But someone comes!
    Don't you want to know who?
[20:54] Amano
    Don't you?!
[20:55] Amano
    Hey, Haga! Get me a potion! Now!
[20:58] Amano
    Hey! Say something, Luu! Luu!
[21:03] Amano
    Luu!
[21:05] Amano
    I did it...
[21:07] Amano
    I did it for you.
[21:12] Nikola
    H-Haga-san!
[21:13] Nikola
    Hurry up and help Luu-san!
[21:15] Haga
    You can't fix that with a potion.
[21:18] Haga
    There's nothing we can do.
[21:21] Haga
    NPCs in this world aren't that
    different from normal people.
[21:25] Haga
    So...
[21:26] Haga
    Damn it!
[21:27] Haga
    Killing an NPC is supposed to put you
    on a wanted list as a penalty.
[21:31] Haga
    Wait, did they use
    debug mode to disable that?
[21:33] Haga
    I can't remember if that's a thing!
[21:34] Haga
    Hold on. This is more gore than
    the game's supposed to have!
[21:38] Haga
    I need to report all this!
[21:40] Haga
    Ah, what do I do?
[21:42] Nikola
    Haga.
[21:45] Haga
    T-Tesla...
[21:47] Nikola
    Now you understand why these
    debuggers need to be removed.
[21:52] Nikola
    You just saw what happens when
     they're left to their own devices.
[21:57] Haga
    If you used your power
    as a meta AI to fix her...
[22:00] Nikola
    Don't be ridiculous.
[22:03] Nikola
    Each NPC in this world is unique.
[22:06] Nikola
    The cycle of life and death exists here
    just as it does in the real world.
[22:15] Haga
    Amano-san, where are you going?
[22:19] Amano
    Where else?
[22:21] Amano
    I'm going to kill them.

E5 - Infiltration

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[00:15] Haga
    We stumbled upon a village where
    we met Amano-san, another debugger.
[00:20] Haga
    Amano-san spent his days
    drawing manga for Lu-san, an NPC.
[00:25] Haga
    He was working for Play-Ing,
    like Sakai and the others,
[00:28] Haga
    but he got sick of their behavior and left.
[00:30] Haga
    He'd come to this town to hide out.
[00:33] Haga
    But then his old boss came chasing
    after us with Sakai, and Lu-san...
[00:47] Haga
    Amano-san, where are you going?
[00:52] Amano
    Where else?
[00:54] Amano
    I'm going to kill them.
[01:00] Haga
    You can't!
[01:01] Haga
    They're all really good at using debug mode.
[01:04] Haga
    If you go in without a plan,
    they'll destroy you.
[01:07] Amano
    Don't tell me what to do.
[01:08] Haga
    Just wait!
[01:10] Amano
    Don't get in my way!
[01:12] Haga
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[01:15] Haga
    I'll help you!
[01:16] Haga
    So at least hear me out!
[01:22] Haga
    Tesla-san asked me to get rid
    of the bad debuggers.
[01:27] Haga
    I've got to do what I can.
[03:01] Sign
    Infiltration
[03:01] Sign
    Infiltration
[03:11] Nikola
    I'm sure Lu-san's soul will
    reach Grafa, the god of love,
[03:15] Nikola
    and be guided to the promised land.
[03:20] Haga
    I guess the NPCs believe in gods,
    so that's what they think.
[03:24] Haga
    But since we can't log out, if we die
    in this game... what happens to us?
[03:37] Haga
    Let's follow them while their
    tracks are still visible.
[03:41] Haga
    We can talk about what to do on the way...
[03:45] Haga
    Maybe I should leave him for a bit.
[03:49] Haga
    I can do some debugging until he's done.
[03:51] Nikola
    Amano-san.
[03:54] Nikola
    This is the necklace Lu-san wore.
[03:59] Nikola
    I found it in her house.
[04:05] Nikola
    They're lovely jewels, aren't they?
[04:10] Amano
    I gave this to Lu.
[04:13] Amano
    You found it for me?
[04:15] Amano
    Thank you.
[04:17] Nikola
    She can't take anything
    to the promised land, so...
[04:22] Nikola
    You hang on to it for her.
[04:34] Amano
    Goodbye...
[04:37] Amano
    Goodbye, Lu.
[04:46] Sign
    Three
    Days
    Later
[05:06] Amano
    I'm ready to go.
[05:08] Nikola
    Amano-san!
[05:10] Amano
    We've lost a bunch of time because of me.
[05:14] Amano
    Now, let's get going.
[05:17] Both
    Yeah!
[05:19] Amano
    It looks like they went
    straight back to Bayle Castle.
[05:24] Haga
    Given the direction these go,
    there's no doubt about it.
[05:27] Amano
    Okay, then. Bayle Castle, here we come.
[05:34] Haga
    Oh, sorry. Here's yours, Amano-san.
[05:38] Amano
    I'm not using that!
[05:40] Haga
    Y-You aren't?
[05:41] Amano
    How many days do you think it'd
    take to get there in those?!
[05:44] Haga
    But we need to be cautious.
[05:46] Amano
    Fethers have good eyes!
    We can see in the dark, too!
[05:49] Amano
    It'll be fine!
[05:51] Haga
    R-Really?
[05:53] Amano
    What's their problem?
[05:56] Nikola
    He's a very brave man.
[05:57] Haga
    Right?
[06:01] Amano
    I'm not sure they're going
    to be any help at all.
[06:31] Amano
    Do you have a plan?
[06:33] Haga
    I've got a bunch of ideas,
    but I haven't settled on anything.
[06:38] Haga
    We need some more intel first.
[06:41] Haga
    How many debuggers are there?
[06:44] Amano
    When I left, there were nine,
     including the boss.
[06:48] Amano
    But they're all morons. It'll be fine.
[06:51] Haga
    There's only three of us, though.
[06:54] Amano
    We're taking her, too?
[06:56] Nikola
    It's fine! I'll do anything!
[06:59] Amano
    It's always the folks who can't do squat
    who shout, "I'll do anything!"
[07:04] Nikola
    I can't do squat?
[07:07] Haga
    Um, Tesla-san the meta AI
    talks to me through her.
[07:13] Amano
    Oh, that's right. You mentioned she
    had something like that inside her.
[07:17] Haga
    Yeah.
[07:18] Amano
    Okay, then bring her out.
[07:20] Amano
    If we know what this whatsit AI can do,
     it'll make planning a lot easier.
[07:25] Haga
    Well, that's true, but...
[07:28] Haga
    She only shows up when she wants to.
[07:30] Haga
    Here you go, Nikola-san.
[07:32] Haga
    If only I knew how to summon her...
[07:53] Amano
    Does she appear when Nikola eats?
[07:56] Haga
    Is that possible?
[07:58] Nikola
    Gimme more.
[07:59] Haga
    Oh, sure.
[08:01] Haga
    That's definitely Tesla-san.
[08:07] Nikola
    Do whatever it takes.
[08:09] Nikola
    Once you get me their
     debugger stones, I'll eat them.
[08:13] Amano
    If you're an AI, can't you warp in
     and grab them or something?
[08:17] Nikola
    I can't directly interfere with players
    or act outside of the rules.
[08:23] Amano
    Then what can you do?
[08:32] Nikola
    My stomach hurts all of a sudden.
[08:36] Amano
    D-Don't tell me she's totally useless.
[08:39] Haga
    First, let's scope out the castle and
    see how we're going to sneak in.
[08:44] Amano
    Y-Yeah, good idea.
[08:46] Amano
    We can get a good look at the town and
     the castle from that watchtower.
[08:50] Amano
    Let's go there tomorrow.
[08:53] Nikola
    I feel sick...
[08:56] Haga
    Do you think potions work on stomachaches?
[09:28] Haga
    It looks...
[09:32] Haga
    like they've really altered the place.
[09:34] Amano
    It wasn't like that when I left.
[09:37] Amano
    We can't just walk in
    through the front door.
[09:41] Amano
    They've knocked out the bridge.
[09:43] Nikola
    I think something's moving at
    the bottom of that hole.
[09:47] Nikola
    What is that?
[09:52] Nikola
    Those are people!
[09:56] Haga
    They're feeding them to monsters.
[09:59] Haga
    I think those are guards.
[10:00] Amano
    Probably soldiers who tried
    to apprehend them.
[10:03] Haga
    What are you talking about?
[10:06] Amano
    When I left, they were working on what they
    called "Operation Kill All the Townspeople."
[10:11] Amano
    They slaughtered a whole mountain of NPCs.
[10:14] Amano
    No doubt guards came
     to arrest them as a consequence.
[10:19] Amano
    They probably made this hole to get out
    of dealing with them individually.
[10:25] Haga
    This is bad.
[10:27] Haga
    I was thinking of letting the castle guards
    arrest us so we could get inside...
[10:34] Haga
    But now we can't even get close.
[10:37] Amano
    This is an emergency. Haga, use debug mode.
[10:40] Haga
    No, I think...
[10:45] Amano
    Hey, where are you going?
[10:47] Haga
    Give me a sec.
[10:51] Haga
    Let's see...
[10:53] Haga
    This is perfect.
[10:58] Amano
    What are you doing?
[11:00] Amano
    Use your debugger stone already!
[11:02] Haga
    No. With this, I won't have to.
[11:06] Haga
    Just let me check my notes...
[11:11] Haga
    Here goes.
[11:20] Haga
    Yeowch!
[11:24] Haga
    Okay!
[11:25] Haga
    Twice!
[11:26] Nikola
    H-Haga-san?!
[11:27] Haga
    Three times!
[11:28] Haga
    Four! Five!
[11:31] Haga
    Six! Seven!
[11:32] Amano
    Hey, what are you doing?
[11:34] Haga
    Eight!
[11:36] Haga
    Amano-san, how many seconds does
    your invisibility spell last?
[11:42] Amano
    Fifteen seconds, I think.
[11:44] Haga
    Roger. Now...
[11:47] Haga
    Nine!
[11:50] Haga
    There might be lookouts,
[11:50] Nikola
    Hey, Haga-san!
[11:52] Haga
    so please cast invisibility
     when we're halfway up.
[11:57] Amano
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[12:00] Haga
    We're about to fly...
    straight to the castle gate!
[12:07] Amano
    Fly?
[12:25] Amano
    What the hell is this?!
[12:27] Haga
    A bug in the physics engine
    with treasure chests!
[12:30] Haga
    When you fix an indestructible
    object in place and hit it,
[12:34] Haga
    it builds energy in the direction you hit.
[12:36] Haga
    You can use it to do a super-jump!
[12:40] Sign
    Glitch: A helpful bug, also known as an exploit.
[12:40] Amano
    A glitch? I see!
[12:43] Haga
    Amano-san, cast invisibility!
[12:45] Amano
    Oh, right!
[12:48] Haga
    We're heading right into Bayle Castle!
[12:54] Sign
     Watchtowers
    
     Several hills surrounding Bayle Castle have towers called "Dragon Eyes"
    built on top of them. Many of these towers face west, where there
    is nothing but open sea. The reason for this is unknown.
[12:58] Sign
    Martial Artist
    
    A warrior who uses their fists as weapons.
    Can break rocks by concentrating and unleashing
    a powerful strike.
[13:06] Haga
    Okay, we're almost there!
[13:26] Haga
    You two okay?
[13:31] Amano
    Yeah, 'cause you protected us.
[13:34] Amano
    What about you?
[13:35] Haga
    I'm... fine.
[13:39] Amano
    Sheesh, you're crazy, you know that?
[13:45] Nikola
    I... I... I just flew!
[13:51] Amano
    This explains why you carry
     so many potions around.
[13:58] Nikola
    Anyway, looks like we made it.
[14:06] Guards
    Who are you? Identify yourself!
[14:08] Haga
    I'm one of the King's Seekers.
[14:10] Haga
    I'm here to see His Majesty.
[14:13] Guard
    Wait there.
[14:14] Amano
    They do these pat downs every time.
[14:18] Amano
    Really slows down the game.
[14:19] Haga
    They're buying time to load the castle map.
[14:24] Guard
    You may proceed!
[14:37] Amano
    What's wrong?
[14:39] Haga
    Did you just feel something weird?
[14:46] Guard
    King Bayle has ordered us to arrest
    all Seekers, as they bring disaster.
[14:53] Guard
    You'll be coming with us.
[14:56] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[14:57] Amano
    Haga, I'm thinking we just
     started the main quest.
[15:03] Haga
    It does seem that way.
[15:04] Haga
    And here I thought we wouldn't
    trigger it until we were further in.
[15:09] Nikola
    Don't hurt us!
[15:11] Nikola
    We're innocent!
[15:14] Haga
    The guide says it kicks off
    after you enter the castle.
[15:18] Nikola
    The devs aren't going to tell you
    exactly where it starts.
[15:21] Nikola
    Be grateful they gave you anything at all.
[15:24] Guard
    Now follow me!
[15:30] Haga
    Maybe this will help us, though.
[15:34] Amano
    Yeah.
[15:42] Nikola
    There must be some mistake!
[15:45] Nikola
    Let me out of here!
[15:48] Haga
    My journal's been updated.
[15:49] Sign
    Main Quest "The Mad King"
    
    Escape Castle Bayle
    -Escape Your Cell
[15:50] Haga
    This quest isn't over
     until we escape the castle.
[15:59] Sakai
    Finally caught 'em, did you?
[16:01] Sakai
    Not bad for an NPC!
[16:04] Guard
    Th-Thank you.
[16:08] Sakai
    Now, how should I rip them apart?
[16:22] Guard
    Here.
[16:26] Haga
    Normally, all the players in the game
    share the same open world.
[16:31] Haga
    But for the main quest,
[16:32] Haga
    parties are sent to different instances so as
     not to interfere with each other's progress.
[16:37] Haga
    Right now, we should be
     isolated from everyone else.
[16:44] Sakai
    Let's have some fun, little vampire!
[16:49] Amano
    Meaning we're the only ones
     in this dungeon, right?
[16:53] Amano
    In other words...
[16:54] Amano
    ...we can take our time scouting!
[16:54] Haga
    ...we can take our time debugging!
[16:58] Amano
    Listen, now's not the time
    for a thorough check.
[17:02] Amano
    We need to avenge Lu first.
[17:04] Haga
    But we don't know what may await us.
[17:06] Haga
    It's dangerous not to debug as we go.
[17:10] Amano
    For now, let's get out of here.
[17:12] Amano
    We can talk after.
[17:14] Haga
    Right.
[17:16] Haga
    I'm guessing there'll be...
[17:21] Nikola
    Please let me out!
[17:25] Guard
    Pipe down! Be quiet already.
[17:28] Guard
    What?!
[17:31] Haga
    It feels breakable right here.
[17:36] Haga
    We should be able to get out this way.
[17:38] Amano
    How expected.
[17:40] Amano
    Well, that's all well and good, but...
[17:43] Nikola
    This is all a big misunderstanding!
    Let us out!
[17:45] Guard
    Fine!
[17:46] Amano
    Hurry up and get her to chill, would you?
[17:54] Boss
    You can't handle it on your own?
[17:57] Kizaki
    Sorry. We're just not coming together.
[18:00] Ota
    It's been a while since we
     went dragon hunting,
[18:03] Ota
    and everyone has stuff they want to do.
[18:06] Kizaki
    Use your leadership skills
    to bring us all together!
[18:09] Ota
    Please, boss!
[18:13] All
    Thank you!
[18:18] Ota
    I'm sick of sucking up to him like this.
[18:22] Kizaki
    He gets annoyed when we come to him,
[18:24] Kizaki
    but he also bitches if we
    do anything ourselves.
[18:32] Boss
    Well, I know I can't get drunk off
    the booze in this world.
[18:52] Amano
    Getting out of that cell was a breeze,
    but the tough part is yet to come.
[18:57] Amano
    Now's not the time for debugging!
[18:59] Amano
    Haga! What's our current quest objective?!
[19:03] Haga
    Uh, hang on a second.
[19:06] Sign
    Main Quest "The Mad King"
    
    Escape Castle Bayle
    -Escape Your Cell
    -Defeat Head Guard
[19:07] Haga
    Looks like we need to defeat the head guard.
[19:10] Amano
    Our first midboss, huh?
[19:15] Amano
    He's up ahead.
[19:22] Nikola
    What is this place?
[19:25] Amano
    A torture chamber.
[19:27] Haga
    Given the size of the room, this is
    probably where the fight takes place.
[19:31] Amano
    Yeah, you're right.
[19:32] Amano
    Let's take anything we might
    be able to use before the battle.
[19:35] Haga
    Okay.
[19:48] Nikola
    Haga-san! Haga-san!
[19:50] Nikola
    Um...
[19:51] Nikola
    What's this?
[19:54] Nikola
    What do you think it is?
[19:57] Nikola
    A weapon?
[19:58] Nikola
    It looks like a magic rod!
[20:01] Haga
    Hey, don't wave that around!
[20:03] Nikola
    Take that!
[20:04] Haga
    Stop it!
[20:06] Amano
    Is this supposed to be a torture implement?
[20:08] Amano
    They can't use this in the Japanese version!
[20:11] Haga
    Yeah, that's 18 and up.
[20:13] Haga
    We need to find and make a list of them all.
[20:16] Nikola
    Haga-san, look what else I found!
[20:21] Haga
    There are so many.
[20:24] Haga
    Why?
[20:25] Amano
    This is a rating issue, not a bug.
[20:29] Amano
    Just write up that we found them here.
[20:31] Haga
    But if even one of them is left,
    they can't sell the game.
[20:35] Amano
    They're already going to court
    for what happened to us debuggers!
[20:39] Amano
    They can't sell this damn game anyway!
[20:42] Haga
    But...
[20:46] Nikola
    Ha! Hyah! Hup! Huzzah! Hwoo!
[20:50] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[20:52] Haga
    I told you to stop that!
[21:09] Haga
    Nikola-san!
[21:11] Amano
    Is that the head guard?
[21:13] Amano
    Him?
[21:15] Amano
    He's a monster!
[21:17] Torturer
    Hey, !
[21:20] Torturer
    Don't you wanna get banged?
    And which **** ***** you want me to dig?
[21:26] Torturer
    Tell me exactly what you want me to do.
[21:29] Torturer
    I'm going to suck your
    sauteed ***** ***,
[21:33] Torturer
    looking at your - *** .
[21:37] Amano
    Did they not record any Japanese
    dialogue for this guy?
[21:41] Haga
    And his lines are full of
     inappropriate language.
[21:44] Amano
    Wait, you speak English?
[21:46] Haga
    A little, yeah.
[21:49] Amano
    He's really overqualified for this job.
[21:54] Torturer
    I'm a genius at taking all kinds of ****
    pain and turning it into **** !
[22:01] Haga
    Gosh, this dungeon is riddled with bugs!
[22:06] Haga
    I'll pull aggro and keep him distracted!
[22:08] Haga
    You shave down his health bar, Amano-san!
[22:11] Haga
    Nikola-san, you get back!
[22:13] Amano
    Roger that.
[22:18] Torturer
    I look forward to the moment when your
    voice dies and your pleas turn to despair!

E6 - The Mad King

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[00:15] Haga
    We succeeded in making our
    way inside Bayle Castle,
[00:19] Haga
    where the boss and debuggers of Play-Ing live.
[00:23] Haga
    Our goal is to take their debugger stones
    and stop them from causing more harm.
[00:28] Haga
    Amano-san is also here
    to get vengeance for Lu-san.
[00:32] Haga
    We triggered the main quest,
    so we're working through it
[00:36] Haga
    as we head for the heart of the castle.
[00:39] Haga
    But then we encountered...
[00:42] Torturer
    I look forward to the moment when your
    voice dies and your pleas turn to despair!
[00:57] Haga
    Swing.
[00:59] Haga
    Thrust.
[01:03] Haga
    Body blow.
[01:05] Haga
    It's a simple attack pattern.
[01:07] Haga
    Nikola-san!
[01:09] Haga
    Write down what I'm about to say!
[01:11] Nikola
    H-Huh?
[01:14] Amano
    Keep calm! You won't be attacked!
[01:18] Nikola
    O-Okay!
[01:21] Haga
    The torture chamber
    in the main quest "The Mad King"
[01:24] Haga
    contains multiple objects
    resembling adult toys.
[01:30] Haga
    Please confirm whether or not
     this is intentional.
[01:34] Haga
    Next...
[01:35] Haga
    In the same quest, the head guard's
    voiced lines are still in English.
[01:42] Haga
    Also, the English lines include
    a multitude of inappropriate words.
[01:48] Haga
    I am reporting this as well, just in case!
[03:23] Sign
    The Mad King
[03:23] Sign
    The Mad King
[03:26] Haga
    I beat it without taking damage.
[03:28] Nikola
    Good work!
[03:30] Nikola
    Please review these.
[03:33] Haga
    Thanks a ton.
[03:38] Haga
    Huh?
[03:39] Haga
    "Torturer"? Didn't it say
    "head guard" a moment ago?
[03:39] Sign
    Main Quest "The Mad King"
    
    Escape Castle Bayle
    -Escape Your Cell
    -Defeat Torturer
[03:43] Haga
    So it's inconsistent, huh?
[03:45] Haga
    I'll report that, too.
[03:48] Amano
    The bugs you report get fixed, right?
[03:51] Haga
    The simple ones, yeah.
[03:54] Amano
    If we can reach the devs,
    they should be able to help us log out.
[04:01] Haga
    It's weird, isn't it?
[04:03] Haga
    I report every day that
     I can't log out, but...
[04:14] Nikola
    Haga-san, what's it mean to log out?
[04:18] Haga
    Um, well, it's a way of saying we'd...
[04:23] Amano
    Haga!
[04:23] Amano
    Show me your journal! Now!
[04:25] Haga
    Huh? O-Oh, sure.
[04:28] Amano
    She's not gonna understand!
    You don't have to explain!
[04:31] Haga
    What? But...
[04:32] Amano
    What if giving her meta information
    causes some weird bug?
[04:36] Haga
    Yeah, you're right.
[04:39] Haga
    The journal updated.
[04:41] Sign
    Main Quest "The Mad King"
    
    Escape Castle Bayle
    -Escape Your Cell
    -Defeat Torturer
    -Defeat Kitra and Escape
[04:42] Haga
    "Kitra"?
[04:57] Haga
    I-Is this...
[05:01] Haga
    Kitra?
[05:06] Haga
    Was this the monster that
     attacked the guards below?
[05:10] Haga
    If we have to defeat it to escape,
     then this is the boss.
[05:14] Haga
    Beating it will finish the main quest, right?
[05:17] Amano
    Most likely.
[05:20] Haga
    Nikola-san, it can't get to us here.
[05:24] Haga
    Now, I'll go over the plan.
[05:28] Haga
    Amano-san says that they're basically a
    top-down organization under the boss.
[05:33] Sign
    Boss
[05:34] Haga
    So let's take him out first.
[05:37] Sign
    Boss
[05:38] Haga
    In other words, our top priority
    is stealing his debugger stone.
[05:43] Haga
    To do that, we need to get close
    to him without being discovered.
[05:47] Haga
    So we'll take advantage of the way the game
    segregates the main quest from the open world.
[05:55] Amano
    I see.
[05:57] Amano
    I'm starting to catch your drift.
[05:59] Amano
    Gimme the pen.
[06:01] Amano
    You mean this, right?
[06:04] Amano
    First, we go back up into the castle
    without defeating the quest boss
[06:06] Sign
    Haga's Party
[06:06] Sign
    Ignore
[06:06] Sign
    Main Quest Instance
[06:08] Amano
    so that the main quest doesn't end.
[06:11] Haga
    Yeah. We'll get inside
    debuggers' boss's quarters,
[06:15] Haga
    then use time bombs to blow up
     and defeat the quest boss.
[06:16] Sign
    Use Haga's Special Time Bombs
[06:19] Amano
    And then, having completed
    the main quest...
[06:20] Sign
    Open World
[06:23] Sign
    We complete the main quest from the
    boss's room, where we'll come back
    to the open world
[06:23] Haga
    We'll come back to the open
    world right in the boss's room!
[06:29] Amano
    But will that actually work?
[06:32] Amano
    We won't just get warped back
    here when the quest completes?
[06:34] Haga
    Even if it doesn't work,
    there's no risk to us, right?
[06:43] Haga
    So let's find a way to escape from this
    underground dungeon without beating the boss!
[06:49] Amano
    You look so alive right now.
[06:52] Haga
    Isn't it exciting to find loopholes
    that shouldn't exist?
[06:56] Amano
    No, it's not!
[06:57] Amano
    That's just your job as a debugger!
[07:00] Amano
    That's all you want to do, isn't it?
[07:14] Haga
    Nikola! Amano-san!
[07:24] Haga
    It's sweeping us toward an exit!
[07:26] Haga
    Oh, no! At this rate...
[07:44] Nikola
    I-I'm sorry.
[07:46] Amano
    Just how much training have you
    been doing all by yourself?
[07:53] Haga
    What's that?
[07:56] Ota
    So, I went and asked the boss to come...
[08:02] Ota
    But he didn't show!
[08:05] Sakai
    Yeah, that happens a lot.
[08:08] Sakai
    Y'know, he's been acting weird lately.
[08:12] Ota
    Totally. He's either spacing out
    or suddenly blowing up.
[08:16] Sakai
    Right. His mood changes every minute.
[08:19] Sakai
    Honestly, it's exhausting
     just being around him.
[08:24] Ota
    And he has no idea because
     no one's willing to say it.
[08:27] Ota
    The smart people all left.
[08:29] Sakai
    Not long ago, he gave me
    this big lecture, all like,
[08:33] Sakai
    "Do you really think things
    are okay like this?"
[08:35] Sakai
    Damn it!
[08:37] Sakai
    Just thinking about it pisses me off!
[08:38] Sakai
    Whose fault does he think this is?!
[08:42] Ota
    Hey! Focus! Focus!
[08:46] Sakai
    Oh, crap.
[08:50] Ota
    The blood's not bringing him back to life.
[08:53] Sakai
    Ah, crap.
[08:55] Sakai
    Finding these guys is a real pain, too.
[08:58] Ota
    Well, we can just say
    this was the boss's fault!
[09:05] Haga
    Okay.
[09:07] Haga
    And next...
[09:20] Haga
    It's asleep now.
[09:22] Haga
    We should be safe.
[09:23] Amano
    You can concoct anything, huh?
[09:26] Haga
    I'll climb up and check out
    that hole in the ceiling.
[09:38] Nikola
    Amano-san, um...
[09:41] Nikola
    Are you not going to write any more manga?
[09:45] Nikola
    I mean, I was just wondering what
    was going to happen next...
[09:51] Amano
    You're gonna fall in the water again!
[09:56] Nikola
    Thank you.
[10:00] Amano
    I will write more manga.
[10:04] Amano
    Someday, I think.
[10:07] Haga
    Hey!
[10:10] Haga
    There's a way through up here!
[10:13] Amano
    How long until this goes off?
[10:16] Haga
    About two hours, I think.
[10:18] Amano
    Why do you have all those
    explosives, anyway?
[10:24] Haga
    I just wanted to be prepared.
[10:29] Haga
    Nikola-san, can you hold this for me?
[10:32] Nikola
    Okay.
[10:34] Haga
    If it looks like it's about
    to burn out, tell me.
[10:37] Haga
    That means the bombs below
    are about to blow.
[10:40] Nikola
    Okay, got it!
[10:43] Haga
    It's a low ceiling. Be careful.
[10:46] Nikola
    R-Right...
[10:56] Nikola
    Is this some kind of storeroom?
[10:58] Nikola
    There's so much stuff here.
[10:59] Nikola
    Let's just keep going.
[11:02] Amano
    This place is awful narrow.
[11:31] Amano
    This... is bad!
[11:35] Sign
     Fether
    
    A race of beastfolk who can see in the dark.
    They live mainly on the small islands in the northeast of Clayborne,
    where they trade with the continent using their excellent navigation skills.
[11:39] Sign
    Gust
    
    The most basic spirit magic. Uses the power of wind spirits
    to summon a blast of air. Does no direct damage, but can be
    surprisingly useful depending on the situation and terrain.
[11:39] Sign
    Squeal
[11:39] Sign
    Squeal
[11:39] Sign
    Squeal
[11:39] Sign
    Squeal
[11:46] Haga
    Both of you, turn around quietly...
[11:51] Haga
    And run!
[12:13] Amano
    There's one ahead of us!
[12:14] Amano
    How?!
[12:17] Haga
    That one was probably there from the start!
[12:24] Amano
    So if I hadn't screwed up,
[12:26] Amano
    we would only have needed to defeat one?
[12:29] Amano
    Damn it!
[12:31] Amano
    Even if we start fighting now, more and more
    will come, and we'll be screwed!
[12:36] Haga
    More?
[12:37] Haga
    That's it!
[12:39] Nikola
    Haga-san?!
[12:40] Amano
    What the hell are you doing?!
[12:46] Nikola
    Stop! No more!
[13:12] Nikola
    What... is... this?
[13:16] Amano
    I'm... moving... so... slow...
[13:21] Amano
    The frame rate tanked?
[13:23] Amano
    All of these monsters spawning in
[13:26] Amano
    is lagging the game and slowing things down!
[13:29] Haga
    Now... we... can... dodge...
[13:34] Haga
    And flee!
[13:35] Amano
    I get it!
[13:37] Amano
    As long as we know their moves,
    we can evade them!
[13:53] Haga
    They're still coming!
[13:55] Haga
    Run!
[14:12] Nikola
    W-We're saved! Amazing, Haga-san!
[14:16] Amano
    That was a pretty bold move
    from a coward like you.
[14:20] Haga
    Well, I've tried it once before.
[14:24] Amano
    If you'd screwed up the timing even a little,
    that would've been the end of us, though.
[14:28] Haga
    Too true.
[14:30] Amano
    Anyway, let's hurry.
[14:36] Sakai
    An emergency meeting?
[14:37] Masubuchi
    That's what we were told.
[14:39] Masubuchi
    It's in fifteen minutes.
[14:40] Ota
    Another one of the boss's stupid whims.
[14:43] Kizaki
    Yeah.
[14:44] Kizaki
    I'm getting tired of all this.
[14:49] Sakai
    Say, before we go, why don't we all
    have a meeting of our own? Just us.
[14:54] Masubuchi
    Just us?
[14:56] Sakai
    The rest of us. The debuggers of Play-Ing.
[15:01] Sakai
    Everybody except the boss.
[15:08] Amano
    We've made it to the heart of the castle!
[15:10] Amano
    We can get to the tower
     where the boss is from here.
[15:15] Haga
    The main quest is still active.
[15:17] Amano
    Looks like the plan's working.
[15:20] Amano
    All right.
[15:21] Amano
    I'll show you the way.
[15:24] Amano
    Haga! Use your thief skills
    to open this door.
[15:28] Haga
    Sure, sure.
[15:32] Amano
    Our party balance is all wrong, isn't it?
[15:38] Amano
    A thief, a shaman, and a plain old villager.
[15:38] Sign
    Thief
[15:39] Sign
    Shaman
[15:40] Sign
    Villager
[15:42] Amano
    No attacker, no tank, no healer.
[15:46] Nikola
    "An plain old villager"?
[15:48] Haga
    How much spirit magic
    can you use, Amano-san?
[15:53] Amano
    Actually, I haven't leveled it at all.
[15:56] Amano
    Now, why in the world are you a thief?!
[15:59] Amano
    With that build, you should be a tank!
[16:01] Haga
    Well, thieves have a lot of
    helpful skills, like lockpicking.
[16:05] Nikola
    Can I...
[16:08] Nikola
    Can I get stronger, too?
[16:13] Amano
    Crap.
[16:14] Amano
    We've stepped in it now.
[16:16] Nikola
    I want to be more useful to you, Haga-san.
[16:21] Amano
    C-Come on, Haga!
[16:22] Haga
    R-Right!
[16:27] Haga
    Once we're done here, let's go to a guild
     in town and find you a new job class.
[16:31] Haga
    There's bound to be something perfect for you.
[16:35] Nikola
    O-Okay!
[16:37] Haga
    For now, let's just hurry.
[16:46] Amano
    There aren't even any rando NPCs around.
[16:49] Haga
    You're not supposed to be able to
     come here during the main quest.
[16:53] Haga
    I'll need to report that we managed it.
[16:59] Amano
    Beyond this hall,
[17:01] Amano
    it's a straight shot up the stairs
     to reach the boss's room.
[17:11] Haga
    A monster, maybe?
[17:14] Haga
    Amano-san, do you know what that is?
[17:16] Amano
    Nope. Never seen it before.
[17:19] Haga
    Being able to get to the castle
    from the underground is a bug.
[17:22] Haga
    And there's also a monster
    that shouldn't be here.
[17:27] Amano
    We don't have time to waste dwelling on it.
[17:31] Amano
    Invisibility!
[17:53] Haga
    It sees us.
[17:55] Haga
    Can you buff me?
[17:57] Haga
    We might be in for a fight!
[18:00] Amano
    I can cast Wind Shield on you.
[18:03] Amano
    It should block a single attack.
[18:10] Haga
    Here's a magic potion.
[18:12] Haga
    If the buff wears off, renew it immediately.
[18:19] Haga
    Damn it! We're running out of time!
[18:32] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[18:33] Amano
    That was a massive attack!
[18:36] Haga
    Amano-san, if I die...
[18:39] Haga
    do you think I'll respawn?
[18:43] Haga
    This might be the kind of foe that takes
    more than one life to get the hang of.
[18:49] Amano
    The game does have respawns...
[18:53] Amano
    But nobody's tried it as far as I know.
[18:56] Amano
    This game's so realistic, you'd have
    to have nerves of steel to do that.
[19:04] Haga
    Amano-san!
[19:05] Amano
    Wind Shield!
[19:20] Boss
    We're getting out of here.
[19:24] Boss
    I'm bored of this.
[19:26] Sakai
    Boss, are you talking about trying
    to find a way to log out?
[19:30] Boss
    Yeah. We'll make that our new goal.
[19:34] Boss
    We've figured out plenty
    about how the game works.
[19:37] Boss
    We even have the console command that
    lets us spawn any items that we want.
[19:43] Boss
    I'm thinking it's time we started
    looking for a way to log out.
[19:49] Boss
    We've all had enough fun.
[19:52] Boss
    We've got tons of weapons and items.
[19:55] Boss
    We've got invincibility mode too,
    so no enemy can touch us.
[19:59] Boss
    That's what makes it boring.
[20:01] Boss
    There's no point in staying here forever.
[20:04] Boss
    Right?
[20:06] Sakai
    Well, you see...
[20:11] Sakai
    We were actually having a
    little chat ourselves.
[20:15] Sakai
    Somebody had a great idea.
[20:24] Amano
    Wind Shield!
[20:28] Amano
    This is bad. I've used up the potion
    and I'm running low on magic!
[20:34] Nikola
    Haga-san! The candle's about to go out!
[20:45] Amano
    Damn it! Haga, use your debugger stone!
[20:49] Amano
    Use invincibility mode!
[20:50] Haga
    Absolutely... not!
[20:54] Haga
    We'll fall back and come up with a new plan.
[20:59] Haga
    We don't have a choice.
[21:09] Haga
    It disappeared?!
[21:10] Haga
    Why?
[21:12] Amano
    Haga!
[21:13] Amano
    You can think about it later!
[21:15] Amano
    For now, we need to run!
[21:22] Amano
    The boss's room is above us.
[21:25] Amano
    One floor up.
[21:26] Nikola
    But the candle...
[21:30] Haga
    Let's hide in that chest!
[21:58] Haga
    This should move us from the
    main quest back to the open world.
[22:02] Haga
    The fact that you can enter the
    castle during the main quest...
[22:05] Haga
    That strange knight in black...
[22:07] Haga
    I'll have to report all this later!
[22:11] Amano
    Sounds like it worked.
[22:13] Amano
    I hear voices.
[22:15] Haga
    Y-Yeah.
[22:25] Amano
    Boss?!
[22:28] Amano
    What's going on?

E7 - The Boss

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[00:15] Haga
    We worked our way through
    Bayle Castle's main quest,
[00:18] Haga
    overcoming many obstacles along the way.
[00:21] Sign
    Boss
[00:22] Haga
    Our ultimate goal is to steal the
    boss of Play-Ing's debugger stone.
[00:27] Haga
    To do that, we needed to get close
    to him without being noticed.
[00:31] Haga
    We came up with a plan to take advantage
    of the main quest instancing,
[00:32] Sign
    Main Quest Instance
[00:35] Haga
    as well as a few bugs,
[00:37] Haga
    and managed to reach
    the heart of the castle.
[00:41] Haga
    This will move us from the
    main quest back to the open world.
[00:46] Boss
    I'm thinking it's time we started
    looking for a way to log out.
[00:52] Boss
    We've all had enough fun.
[00:56] Boss
    We've got tons of weapons and items.
[00:58] Boss
    We've got invincibility mode too,
    so no enemy can touch us.
[01:02] Boss
    That's what makes it boring.
[01:04] Boss
    There's no point in staying here forever.
[01:07] Boss
    Right?
[01:11] Sakai
    Well, you see...
[01:14] Sakai
    We were actually having a
    little chat ourselves.
[01:18] Sakai
    Somebody had a great idea.
[01:21] Boss
    Oh, yeah?
[01:22] Boss
    What is it? Tell me.
[01:24] Sakai
    Well, all right.
[01:27] Sakai
    You wanna log out now, boss?
    Talk about a real dipshit!
[01:36] Tsukahara
    Boss, did you know we all hate
     your senile old ass?
[01:48] Boss
    Sakai...
[01:50] Boss
    You bastard!
[02:00] Sakai
    I think it's time for the old man to retire!
[02:03] Sakai
    Who here is with me?
[02:05] Debuggers
    Me!
[02:12] Amano
    Boss...
[02:14] Haga
    Amano-san, what's happening out there?
[02:17] Amano
    Th-The boss...
[02:20] Amano
    I don't know what's going on myself!
[03:57] Sign
    The Boss
[03:57] Sign
    The Boss
[04:00] Sakai
    Totally 'grammable.
[04:02] Ota
    Look at his cute little eyes!
[04:05] Sakai
    You made us work long hours for shit pay.
[04:09] Sakai
    We never liked you in the first place!
[04:13] Sakai
    Even in the game, you acted
    like you were in charge!
[04:18] Sakai
    We're finally settled in,
    and you want to go home?
[04:22] Sakai
    We've all decided to stay and have fun.
[04:25] Ota
    Majority rule, you know?
[04:29] Masubuchi
    Are you sure he won't respawn?
[04:31] Sakai
    I doubt it.
[04:33] Sakai
    All the other debuggers who
    have died just vanished.
[04:37] Masubuchi
    If he's lucky, he can log out,
     but we can't be sure.
[04:42] Kizaki
    That's the first time you've sounded
    like a debugger in ages.
[04:44] Masubuchi
    Shush, would you?
[04:47] Kawashima
    Let's go. I don't even want
    to see his ugly mug.
[04:50] Sakai
    Me, neither.
[04:54] Haga
    The way the game originally worked,
    unlike NPCs, players could revive with magic.
[05:02] Haga
    But if he's just left there
    and can't log out...
[05:07] Haga
    What happens to his mind?
[05:12] Haga
    Let's be especially careful
    to make sure we don't die, too.
[05:16] Haga
    Amano-san? You okay?
[05:20] Amano
    Y-Yeah...
[05:26] Kawashima
    What do you want to do?
    Go get some more vampires?
[05:31] Sakai
    I'm tired of that.
[05:45] Haga
    Here's his debugger stone.
[05:47] Haga
    Okay...
[05:50] Haga
    Tesla-san, hurry up and do your thing!
[05:50] Sign
    POKE
[05:53] Nikola
    H-Haga-san? Wh-What are you doing?
[05:57] Sign
    CHOMP
[06:00] Haga
    That takes care of that.
[06:01] Amano
    Damn it.
[06:04] Amano
    Don't kick it before I can get to you.
[06:09] Amano
    Damn it!
[06:10] Amano
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[06:12] Amano
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[06:16] Amano
    Damn it! Damn it!
[06:17] Amano
    Damn it!
[06:18] Haga
    Amano-san!
[06:24] Amano
    I thought killing him would make a difference.
[06:28] Amano
    But...
[06:30] Amano
    Of course not.
[06:32] Amano
    Lu's not coming back! Nothing's changed!
[06:35] Amano
    I don't feel any better at all!
[06:43] Haga
    Amano-san, there's still the others.
[06:47] Haga
    We need to remove their privileges
    by taking their debugger stones.
[06:54] Amano
    That won't change a thing—
[06:56] Nikola
    It will.
[06:59] Nikola
    As long as this world remains imperfect,
    these awful things will keep happening.
[07:04] Nikola
    But if we fix things, bit by bit,
    the world will someday change for the better.
[07:10] Haga
    Tesla-san...
[07:15] Nikola
    I feel so full all of a sudden.
[07:18] Haga
    M-Must be your imagination.
[07:24] Haga
    Anyway, let's get out of here.
[07:27] Haga
    We're out of potions.
[07:30] Haga
    I think we need to come up with a new plan.
[07:33] Nikola
    Yeah.
[07:34] Amano
    If we run into Sakai or the others,
    should I use invisibility to cloak us?
[07:40] Haga
    No, save your MP in case we need it.
[07:47] Amano
    What in the world?
[07:54] Kizaki
    We're nearing the end of
     our tower balancing game.
[07:56] Ota
    I don't ever want to see
    the boss's spire again.
[08:00] Sakai
    Whoever knocks it over
     goes reverse bungee jumping.
[08:02] Ota
    Take that one to the lower left next!
[08:04] Kizaki
    Sure thing.
[08:06] Tsukahara
    Okay, I'll go with the one
    to the bottom right!
[08:08] Kizaki
    Got it!
[08:23] Kizaki
    Crap!
[08:24] Tsukahara
    Man, it was me?
[08:27] Sakai
    The debris's gonna be dangerous,
    so turn invincibility mode on.
[08:30] Ota
    Okay!
[08:42] Sakai
    Whoa, awesome!
[08:49] Sakai
    Boss...
[08:50] Sakai
    Rest in peace.
[09:06] Sakai
    You!
[09:08] Sakai
    You're that one debugger
    who actually does his job!
[09:12] Ota
    Hey, isn't that Amanocchi?
[09:16] Kizaki
    You're right. What the heck?
[09:18] Haga
    Seven debuggers...
[09:20] Haga
    And they'll all use debug
    mode without hesitation.
[09:24] Haga
    This is unbelievably bad!
[09:26] Amano
    Haga, I'll use invisibility...
[09:30] Haga
    No! Save your magic!
[09:33] Haga
    That's the gate entrance.
[09:35] Haga
    Okay!
[09:38] Haga
    We're making a break for it!
[09:42] Amano
    Hey!
[09:43] Nikola
    Haga-san?
[09:44] Haga
    That gang of cheaters will kill us instantly!
[09:48] Sakai
    What were they doing in
    the castle, you think?
[09:52] Ota
    They legged it as soon as they saw us.
[09:54] Sakai
    That big dude got Sumida-san.
[09:59] Ota
    He's the guy you were talking about?!
[10:01] Sakai
    I say...
[10:04] Sakai
    we should probably kill them.
[10:07] Masubuchi
    Okay!
[10:09] Ota
    Get 'em!
[10:10] Masubuchi
    This is for Sumidacchi!
[10:20] Sakai
    You've got the aim assist on? Nice!
[10:26] Masubuchi
    He's tough. Is he in debug mode?
[10:29] Sakai
    Nah. Knowing him, there's no way.
[10:32] Masubuchi
    So he's just tanking the damage?
[10:35] Masubuchi
    Ew.
[10:37] Ota
    Okay, time for me to pitch in for once!
[10:41] Ota
    Here I go!
[10:46] Ota
    Inferno Sphere 8!
[10:52] Masubuchi
    You overdid it.
[10:54] Ota
    Sorry!
[10:55] Kawashima
    That has to have gotten them.
[11:00] Tsukahara
    Wait, he can still run?
    How much HP does he have?
[11:05] Imai
    He's tough.
[11:06] Sakai
    Hand of the Dryad.
[11:12] Amano
    Take this! And this! And this!
    And this! And this! Eat it!
[11:16] Haga
    Almost there!
[11:18] Sakai
    Maybe they think they can survive
    if they make it outside
[11:23] Ota
    Idiots.
[11:25] Kizaki
    Haste!
[11:28] Kizaki
    Sucks for you!
[11:35] Ota
    You leveled your melee skill way too high!
[11:38] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[11:39] Nikola
    Are you okay? Haga-san!
[11:41] Amano
    Haga!
[11:42] Haga
    I'm going to die.
[11:43] Haga
    I'm going to die!
[11:47] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[11:50] Haga
    The gate... Gotta reach the gate...
[11:58] Sakai
    Yeah, sorry.
[12:03] Sakai
    Now then...
[12:05] Sakai
    Let's end this already.
[12:09] Sign
     Thief
    
    While officially banned, organizations of thieves are an absolute necessity
    for gathering intelligence on enemy nations. Thus, in this country,
    they are tacitly allowed to exist. None can escape eyes of the thieves guild.
[12:14] Sign
    Shaman
    
    Those who commune with spirits and the divine. With the use of special
    catalysts and rituals, they can borrow the power of such beings.
    Common among races descended from the gods,
    such as lord elves and dwarves.
[12:23] Nikola
    Please don't die, Haga-san!
[12:25] Masubuchi
    Who's that? An NPC?
[12:27] Sakai
    Yeah, the big guy took her with him.
[12:31] Kawashima
    Looks like any old villager to me.
[12:34] Kawashima
    What a weirdo.
[12:36] Sakai
    So, Haga-san from Nishima Tech...
[12:38] Sakai
    Why not stop being stubborn
    and use debug mode?
[12:41] Sakai
    It might help you escape.
[12:45] Sakai
    You'll still have to fight
     the seven of us, though.
[12:50] Kizaki
    You're just as nasty as the boss was.
[12:52] Sakai
    Aw, thanks.
[12:54] Ota
    Hey!
[12:56] Sakai
    What is it, Kana-chan?
[12:57] Ota
    Why don't we just let Amanocchi live?
[13:00] Ota
    He's a former coworker.
[13:02] Sakai
    Ah, right. You always used to push him around.
[13:06] Tsukahara
    He always hated the boss, too.
[13:11] Masubuchi
    He liked the boring, pain-in-the-ass work,
    so maybe he'll be useful.
[13:14] Kawashima
    I'm okay with it. What about you?
[13:17] Imai
    Sure.
[13:19] Sakai
    Hey, Amano!
[13:22] Sakai
    I don't know why you're with them,
     but want to come back?
[13:30] Haga
    Amano-san...
[13:33] Amano
    That's right.
[13:34] Amano
    If I had just stayed in the castle,
    I wouldn't have had to suffer like this.
[13:43] Amano
    Are you sure?
[13:45] Amano
    I can join you again?
[13:49] Ota
    Just get on your knees and say
    you're sorry for running away.
[13:55] Kizaki
    You did something bad, so apologize.
[13:57] Tsukahara
    You used to grovel all the time, didn't you?
[14:08] Masubuchi
    He's actually going to do it.
[14:12] Kizaki
    That's right. A nice, deep bow.
[14:15] Ota
    It's a good look for you, Amano-chan.
[14:23] Nikola
    Amano-san!
[14:24] Sakai
    You don't have your debugger
    stone anymore, do you?
[14:28] Sakai
    You'll be our slave forever.
    I hope you're prepared, Amano-kun.
[14:37] Sakai
    First off, let's see if we can stand
    a hundred people on Amano!
[14:42] Ota
    Hilarious!
[14:44] Ota
    He's dead meat without invincibility mode!
[14:53] Amano
    I remember...
[14:55] Amano
    I always hated you guys' sense of humor.
[15:02] Amano
    Fly.
[15:03] Amano
    Gust!
[15:08] Kizaki
    Gust?
[15:10] Sign
    Gust
[15:10] Kizaki
    That's the default spirit magic spell.
[15:12] Kizaki
    The most it can do is blow us
    back a few dozen meters.
[15:17] Kizaki
    What's he thinking?
[15:19] Sakai
    And here we gave him a chance!
[15:21] Guards
    Wait!
[15:21] Tsukahara
    Kind of impressive for a low-level dweeb.
[15:22] Guards
    You're suspicious! Wait!
[15:25] Guards
    Get down here!
[15:25] Kizaki
    The guards are freaking out 'cause
    they can't do their patdown.
[15:26] Guards
    Halt! Halt, I say!
[15:29] Kawashima
    This is pretty nice. Should we move
    around like this from now on?
[15:33] Sakai
    I've had enough. Let's kill them
    as soon as we get back.
[15:36] Sakai
    That cool?
[15:37] Ota
    Fine by me, I guess!
[15:46] Haga
    Amano-san...
[15:48] Sakai
    Now, how shall we make him suffer?
[16:08] Amano
    Did it... work?
[16:11] (Flashback) Haga
    Amano-san, I'll lure them
    all in front of the gate.
[16:15] (Flashback) Haga
    Blast them with Gust when you get a chance!
[16:18] (Flashback) Haga
    Push them through the gate! We'll...
[16:24] Sign
    Loading the Interior Area
[16:24] Sign
    Patdown
[16:24] Sign
    Loading the External Area
[16:25] Haga
    You know how this place uses the
    patdown to buy time to load the map?
[16:31] Haga
    So...
[16:32] Amano
    I get it. That means if they're blasted out
    of the gate before the map loads...
[16:38] Haga
    Yes. Their games should be frozen.
[16:45] Haga
    Nikola-san, grab their debugger
    stones and potions.
[16:49] Nikola
    R-Right!
[16:52] Amano
    I thought we were goners this time.
[16:58] Haga
    I-I'm saved.
[17:00] Haga
    That was close.
[17:02] Haga
    I just broke out in the shakes.
[17:04] Amano
    Hey, Haga...
[17:06] Amano
    Do you think they're still conscious?
[17:10] Haga
    I don't know.
[17:11] Haga
    I hope they've logged out.
[17:15] Haga
    It's possible they'll stay here,
    frozen like that forever.
[17:20] Amano
    Well, what are you gonna do now?
[17:22] Haga
    We'll go back inside.
[17:25] Haga
    With them and the boss gone,
    we need to figure this place out.
[17:30] Amano
    You really do take your job seriously.
[17:34] Haga
    What about you, Amano-san?
[17:39] Amano
    I'm thinking of going back
    to Lu's village, I guess.
[17:42] Haga
    Any plans to join us in
    debugging after this?
[17:47] Amano
    I don't know if it's safer or more
    dangerous to stick with them.
[17:52] Nikola
    It would make me happy
     if you came with us, too.
[17:56] Nikola
    I don't know what we would've done
     without you this time.
[18:01] Haga
    Nikola-san, let's hit the guilds in town
    tomorrow to find you a new job.
[18:06] Nikola
    A new job?!
[18:08] Haga
    I can't go on... Huzzah!
[18:09] Nikola
    Kazam!
[18:11] Haga
    Yeah.
[18:13] Haga
    We need new equipment, too. We'll be busy.
[18:16] Nikola
    R-Right!
[18:17] Haga
    And tonight, we can splurge
     a little and stay at an inn.
[18:21] Nikola
    Leave the price haggling to me!
[18:24] Haga
    Okay, sounds like a plan.
[18:26] Nikola
    Great!
[18:28] Boss
    Hey, what did you do to them?
[18:34] Amano
    Boss!
[18:36] Haga
    I thought they killed you!
[18:38] Amano
    So you can respawn? The game allows it?
[18:43] Boss
    Nah, I didn't respawn.
[18:45] Boss
    I had a soul stone.
    They protect you upon death.
[18:48] Boss
    Glad I kept one on me, just in case.
[18:51] Haga
    Did you use debugger mode to get that?
[18:53] Boss
    Don't get the wrong idea. I crafted it myself.
[18:57] Boss
    It took a ton of rare materials.
[19:00] Boss
    It was one of my little secrets.
[19:04] Haga
    A soul stone...
[19:06] Haga
    I remember reading about them in the manual.
[19:09] Haga
    But when I checked in your room,
     you were definitely dead!
[19:13] Haga
    And it took you a long time to come back.
[19:16] Haga
    How does that work?
[19:18] Boss
    You really care about the little stuff, huh?
[19:21] Boss
    True to the rumors.
[19:23] Amano
    He said one of his little secrets.
[19:28] Amano
    So if I kill him again...
[19:34] Haga
    Amano-san!
[19:39] Amano
    Die! Die, die, die!
[19:42] Amano
    Let me go, damn it!
[19:42] Boss
    You guys are debugging
    the game as you go, right?
[19:45] Boss
    I'm planning on playing through myself,
     so I can log out.
[19:50] Boss
    But I'm down my debugger stone now.
[19:53] Boss
    There's no point in us fighting, right?
[19:56] Boss
    Why don't we work together—
[19:57] Amano
    Hell no!
[19:59] Amano
    You killed Lu!
[20:00] Amano
    You'll pay, you piece of shit!
[20:02] Boss
    Lu?
[20:03] Amano
    The village girl you crushed!
[20:07] Boss
    An NPC, huh?
[20:08] Boss
    I see.
[20:09] Haga
    Amano-san, without his debugger stone,
    he can't do anything bad anymore.
[20:15] Haga
    We can just leave him.
[20:16] Amano
    Shut up! Shut your mouth!
[20:18] Boss
    Your name's Haga, right?
[20:21] Boss
    You're serious about playing this
    damn game without debug mode?
[20:25] Haga
    Yes. What of it?
[20:27] Boss
    If our goal is the same, then join me.
[20:32] Nikola
    Haga-san...
[20:35] Boss
    At least, I'd like it if you would.
[20:38] Boss
    But it's not happening, huh?
[20:45] Boss
    Amano.
[20:46] Boss
    I'm sorry.
[20:54] Boss
    If we both follow the story,
    we'll see each other again.
[20:58] Boss
    Let's try to log out alive, shall we?
[21:07] Boss
    Oh, they're frozen, huh?
[21:10] Boss
    Look at your dumb ass now, Sakai!
[21:17] Haga
    So this is the real King Bayle.
[21:20] Amano
    Yeah, the Mad King.
[21:23] King Bayle
    Capture all the Seekers,
    who are the root of these disasters!
[21:28] Soldiers
    Yes, sire!
[21:30] Haga
    Looks like the link with the
    main quest is working fine.
[21:33] Haga
    Let's go.
[21:35] Amano
    Yeah.
[21:37] Nikola
    Wow, that was scary.
[21:39] Amano
    Satisfied now?
[21:41] Amano
    You've had enough, right?
    There's no reason to stick around here.
[21:44] Haga
    Yeah. They've started rebuilding the castle,
[21:49] Haga
    and the map's being restored as well.
[21:52] Haga
    Law and order within the game
    should return to normal.
[21:57] Haga
    I guess it's finally over.
[22:00] Haga
    What a long day that was.
[22:03] Nikola
    Right? Let's hurry up and find an inn!
[22:07] Nikola
    One with nice, soft beds!
[22:14] (Flashback) Boss
    There's a way to bring that Lu girl back.
[22:18] (Flashback) Boss
    If you want to know it,
    let's make a secret deal.
[22:28] Amano
    What does that bastard want?

E8 - Console Command

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[00:15] Haga
    Sakai and the other debuggers betrayed
    their boss and killed him.
[00:19] Haga
    They're a group of cheaters who
    use debug mode without hesitation.
[00:24] Haga
    They cornered us and whaled on us,
[00:28] Haga
    but we were able to come up
    with a plan using the map's load time
[00:31] Haga
    to freeze them and escape.
[00:35] Haga
    Then we encountered their boss,
    who'd used an item to revive.
[00:39] Haga
    He left without any sign of hostility.
[00:42] Haga
    Thus ended our quest at Bayle Castle.
[00:52] Sign
    Eternal Life Inn
[00:56] Nikola
    It's been ages since I've slept on a soft bed!
[01:00] Haga
    This inn is great. It's so clean.
[01:04] Haga
    We can go to a guild tomorrow.
[01:05] Nikola
    And get new equipment, right?
[01:07] Haga
    Yup.
[01:09] Nikola
    I don't want to cause any more
    trouble for you, so I'll try my best!
[01:18] (Flashback) Boss
    There's no point in us fighting, right?
[01:21] (Flashback) Boss
    Why don't we work together—
[01:22] (Flashback) Amano
    Hell no!
[01:24] (Flashback) Amano
    You killed Luu!
[01:25] (Flashback) Amano
    You'll pay, you piece of shit!
[01:27] (Flashback) Boss
    Luu?
[01:28] (Flashback) Amano
    The village girl you crushed!
[01:32] (Flashback) Boss
    An NPC, huh?
[01:33] (Flashback) Boss
    I see.
[01:35] (Flashback) Boss
    Amano, I'm sorry.
[01:39] (Flashback) Boss
    There's a way to bring back that Luu girl.
[01:43] (Flashback) Boss
    If you want to know it,
    let's make a secret deal.
[03:24] Sign
    Console Command
[03:24] Sign
    Console Command
[03:39] Amano
    You're not going to sleep?
[03:40] Amano
    You're working too hard.
[03:42] Haga
    After all the bugs we saw during those battles,
     I have a huge backlog.
[03:46] Haga
    I need to write them up before I forget.
[03:48] Amano
    You're kinda off-the-wall, you know that?
[03:52] Haga
    Am I?
[03:54] Amano
    That wasn't a compliment.
[03:57] Amano
    But it was you and your off-the-wall
    nonsense that pulled us through today.
[04:03] Amano
    It made me realize I should've
    been leveling up, too.
[04:06] Haga
    Yeah.
[04:09] Amano
    I'm going to get some night air.
[04:11] Amano
    You should get some rest.
[04:13] Haga
    Yeah, sure. Be careful, okay?
[04:20] Haga
    He's right. I haven't had a chance
    to take a break in forever.
[04:26] Haga
    I'll hit the hay early tonight.
[04:40] Amano
    This is the base of the tower,
    so the boss's room must be over here.
[04:53] Amano
    This is the chest we hid inside.
[04:58] Amano
    Which means...
[05:04] Amano
    Here it is.
[05:06] Amano
    My debugger stone.
[05:12] Sign
    Load
[05:13] Sign
    Loading...
[05:14] Boss
    You came to find it just like I asked.
[05:18] Boss
    Good, good.
[05:23] Amano
    You were telling the truth, right?
[05:26] Amano
    That I can bring back NPCs... like Luu.
[05:31] Boss
    Try it and see for yourself.
[05:33] Amano
    Then tell me how.
[05:35] Boss
    I want something in return, however.
[05:38] Amano
    What?
[05:39] Boss
    I'll tell you, but in exchange, I want you
    to use your debugger stone to help me.
[05:46] Boss
    What do you say?
[05:49] Amano
    Fine.
[05:50] Amano
    You have my word.
[05:57] Boss
    Man, I'm really one lucky bastard!
[06:01] Boss
    I figured this out by luck, too.
[06:04] Amano
    How do I do it? Tell me already!
[06:07] Boss
    Calm down.
[06:08] Amano
    I heard that when an NPC dies,
     they're gone for good.
[06:12] Amano
    So how do you bring them back to life?
[06:22] Boss
    You use a console command that only I know.
[06:26] Amano
    You mean...
[06:27] Boss
    A code that resurrects any NPC you want.
[06:31] Boss
    For now, take me to this NPC's grave.
[06:35] Amano
    If you're lying, I'll use
    invincibility mode to end you.
[06:38] Boss
    Sure, sure.
[06:40] Boss
    Anyway, you're sure about this, right?
[06:43] Boss
    Haga wouldn't want you using debug mode.
[06:47] Boss
    You're on the same team,
    at least in theory, right?
[06:49] Amano
    He's a little too cautious.
[06:53] Amano
    I mean, I do feel bad, but...
[06:57] Boss
    I see.
[07:01] Boss
    What're you standing around for?
[07:04] Boss
    Go get us some horses.
[07:06] Amano
    You still like talking down to people, huh?
[07:13] Boss
    Something about his adamant insistence
    on not using debug mode bothers me.
[07:19] Boss
    I wonder if he knows something
    the rest of us don't.
[07:30] Nikola
    Haga-san! Haga-san!
[07:33] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[07:36] Nikola
    He's gone!
[07:37] Nikola
    Amano-san is gone!
[07:40] Haga
    He's probably in the bathroom.
[07:42] Nikola
    He's been gone too long!
[07:44] Nikola
    I've been waiting and he hasn't come back!
[07:46] Haga
    There's no sign he even used his bed.
[07:49] Haga
    So he took off last night?
[07:52] Haga
    Oh, that's right...
[07:55] (Flashback) Amano
    Burning the midnight oil, huh?
[07:57] (Flashback) Amano
    Your intense focus surpasses even mine!
[08:00] (Flashback) Amano
    Dummy! I'm saying I'm impressed!
[08:02] (Flashback) Amano
    I need to be as focused as you!
[08:04] (Flashback) Amano
    I'm going out to get some
     night air and train my mind!
[08:07] Haga
    I think that's what he said.
[08:09] Sign
    °That's not what he said.
[08:13] Haga
    Nikola-san, I'm sure Amano-san
    knows what he's doing.
[08:18] Haga
    He must be training in secret!
[08:21] Nikola
    Training in secret?
[08:22] Haga
    Yeah. Knowing the kind of guy he is,
    he's definitely leveling up in secret!
[08:28] Nikola
    I see!
[08:30] Haga
    While he's doing that,
     let's get going to find you a job!
[08:34] Nikola
    Okay!
[08:39] Kid
    No fair!
[08:41] Haga
    Any idea what kind of job you want?
[08:44] Nikola
    Um...
[08:45] Haga
    How about this?
[08:48] Nikola
    The fighters guild!
[08:53] Sign
    Nikola the Wandering Female Warrior
[08:53] Nikola
    Nikola the wandering female warrior!
[08:56] Haga
    Or maybe this?
[08:58] Nikola
    The sorcerers guild!
[09:03] Sign
    Nikola the Great Sorcerer
[09:03] Nikola
    Nikola the great sorcerer!
[09:06] Haga
    Or maybe this one?
[09:08] Nikola
    The hunters guild!
[09:14] Sign
    Nikola the Mysterious Hunter
[09:14] Nikola
    Nikola the mysterious hunter!
[09:17] Sign
    Nikola the Wandering Female Warrior
[09:17] Sign
    Nikola the Great Sorcerer
[09:17] Sign
    Nikola the Mysterious Hunter
[09:21] Nikola
    But...
[09:23] Nikola
    I want to be a thief like you.
[09:31] Sign
    Nikola the Seductive Lady Thief
[09:31] Nikola
    Nikola the seductive lady thief!
[09:36] Haga
    Well, I guess it's best to pick
    whatever motivates her the most.
[09:48] Haga
    Excuse me. We'd like to see the guildmaster.
[09:52] Man
    What? You here for work?
[09:55] Man
    Or did you come to sell a slave?
[09:58] Haga
    No, no. I was hoping you
    could make her a thief.
[10:04] Man
    No way. Go home. She's just a villager—
[10:08] Haga
    Hey, hey, hey!
[10:09] Haga
    Nikola-san, could you wait outside a moment?
[10:12] Nikola
    Okay.
[10:18] Haga
    There's nothing you can do?
[10:24] Man
    Listen, mister.
    Once a villager, always a villager.
[10:29] Haga
    Of course.
[10:32] Haga
    Nikola-san is an NPC.
    She doesn't get to pick a job like we do.
[10:37] Sign
    Nikola the Normal Villager
[10:38] Haga
    I should've expected that.
[10:40] Nikola
    Nikola the normal villager forever!
[10:52] Nikola
    Oh, look at all these quests!
[10:55] Nikola
    I'll write them down for later.
[10:57] Nikola
    Gotta think about my job.
[11:00] Haga
    I feel so bad for her!
[11:02] Haga
    What should I do?
[11:05] Haga
    Nikola-san.
[11:07] Nikola
    How'd it go, Haga-san?
[11:09] Haga
    Actually, if you want to join the guild, um...
[11:14] Haga
    Well...
[11:15] Nikola
    There's a test, right?
[11:17] Haga
    What? Oh, uh, no...
[11:21] Haga
    You have to be at least fifteen.
[11:25] Sign
    Actually 14 years old
[11:26] Nikola
    I see! I see!
[11:29] Nikola
    I didn't realize!
[11:31] Haga
    So let's come back next year...
[11:33] Nikola
    Right. I have to be fifteen.
[11:45] Haga
    Um, but it's okay!
[11:48] Haga
    We can get you some gear now.
[11:52] Haga
    Let's go to the weapon shop!
[11:54] Nikola
    Okay!
[12:10] Sign
     Wilsword Empire
    
    A militant nation ruled by the Sword Emperor, Wilsword III.
    The most powerful country on the island.
    They're strengthening their armies and trying to take control of
     Clayborne, putting them in constant conflict with neighboring nations.
[12:10] Sign
    Nikola the Wandering Female Warrior
[12:10] Sign
    Nikola the Great Sorcerer
[12:15] Sign
    Nikola the Mysterious Hunter
[12:15] Sign
    Nikola the Seductive Lady Thief
[12:15] Sign
    Sorcerer
    
    One who has mastered ether magic at the sorcerers guild.
    They can male miracles happen with the power of their mind
    and the ether in the air. Because of how dangerous this ability is,
    they are tightly regulated by the government.
[12:26] Amano
    I'll say it again.
[12:27] Amano
    If you're lying, you're a dead man.
[12:30] Boss
    Come on, trust me.
[12:33] Boss
    But you know, you're a totally changed man.
[12:36] Boss
    You used to be such a nice kid.
[12:39] Sign
    Boss!
[12:39] Amano
    Boss!
[12:41] Amano
    Shut up.
[12:43] Sign
    Luu
    A kind lover of manga
    rests here
[12:46] Boss
    Boot up your debugger stone.
[12:49] Amano
    Will it bring her back immediately?
[12:51] Boss
    Chill, chill.
[12:53] Boss
    Go to the console command screen
    and type in what I tell you.
[13:02] Boss
    Start with "coderesurrect."
    Then enter the name of the NPC, and...
[13:15] Boss
    Looks like it ran.
[13:18] Amano
    Hey, where are you? Luu!
[13:21] Boss
    Instead of here, she might be
     in her original location.
[13:25] Amano
    Her house?
[13:30] Amano
    Luu...
[13:33] Amano
    Luu!
[13:45] Amano
    Her house is back to normal.
[14:09] Amano
    Luu...
[14:11] Amano
    Luu, I'm sorry.
[14:13] Amano
    Luu, I'm so glad.
[14:16] Amano
    You've been waiting for the rest
    of my manga, haven't you?
[14:20] Amano
    I've got so many ideas.
[14:22] Amano
    I'll start drawing right away.
[14:24] Amano
    You'll read it like you did before, right?
[14:29] Amano
    Luu...
[14:31] Amano
    Never again will I—
[14:32] Luu
    Who are you?
[14:36] Luu
    Who do you think you are,
    barging in like this?
[14:39] Amano
    Luu, it's me!
[14:41] Amano
    Did you forget?
[14:42] Amano
    Look!
[14:44] Amano
    Here.
[14:48] Amano
    This is the pendant I gave you.
[14:50] Amano
    You liked it, right?
[14:52] Amano
    You can wear it again!
[14:53] Luu
    Get out of here!
[14:54] Luu
    Or I'll scream!
[15:09] Amano
    I'm sorry.
[15:15] Boss
    So memories get reset, huh?
[15:21] Boss
    But I wasn't lying, right?
[15:23] Amano
    This is for the best.
[15:26] Amano
    Nothing good will come of sticking
    with me in this imperfect world.
[15:35] Amano
    Goodbye, Luu.
[15:50] Owner
    You'll never be able to lift it, lass.
[15:52] Owner
    Weapons have a prerequisite
     strength level to wield them.
[15:56] Nikola
    What?
[15:59] Owner
    Mister, there's no point in
    giving a villager a weapon.
[16:04] Haga
    Shh!
[16:12] Haga
    Maybe try these twin daggers?
[16:15] Nikola
    O-Okay.
[16:18] Nikola
    It's heavy!
[16:22] Owner
    He looks like he has money.
[16:26] Haga
    Maybe you can start off with that.
[16:29] Nikola
    It's so small.
[16:31] Owner
    I've got something special, sir.
[16:38] Haga
    What is this scary-looking... weapon?
[16:43] Owner
    Of course it's a weapon.
[16:45] Owner
    Want to give it a try?
[16:48] Owner
    Put your hand in it and
    hold it by the eyes and nose.
[16:52] Haga
    Um...
[16:54] Owner
    Yeah, like that.
[16:55] Owner
    Now pull back the jaw to fire.
[17:00] Haga
    Fire?
[17:09] Owner
    Th-That's incredible! I've never seen
    anybody who could fire it like that!
[17:15] Haga
    It varies from person to person?
[17:17] Owner
    That's right.
[17:18] Owner
    Its power depends on the
    latent potential of its wielder.
[17:22] Owner
    So you can also use it
    to see how strong someone is.
[17:28] Haga
    It's hot!
[17:29] Owner
    Oh, yeah, it heats up, so you have
    to let it cool down between shots.
[17:34] Haga
    This might be good for when
    I run into a difficult monster.
[17:37] Owner
    Well? I'll give you a discount.
[17:43] Haga
    How much is it?
[17:44] Owner
    One hundred gold.
[17:46] Haga
    What?! That much?
[17:47] Owner
    It's a special piece.
[17:51] Nikola
    I wonder how much potential I have.
[18:02] Nikola
    Aim at the target...
[18:04] Haga
    I'll think about it and come back.
[18:07] Haga
    Nikola-san, let's—
[18:23] Owner
    M-My store...
[18:27] Haga
    You okay?
[18:30] Nikola
    Yes.
[18:33] Nikola
    Haga-san...
[18:35] Nikola
    Am I really... that strong?
[18:40] Haga
    Th-This weapon's power depends
    on the user's level.
[18:46] Haga
    And Nikola-san is a villager with no level.
[18:50] Haga
    In other words, it fired at max power
    with no level to limit it.
[18:56] Haga
    So... it's bugged?
[19:00] Owner
    Hey! What are you going to do about this?
[19:03] Haga
    Sorry! I'll pay for it!
[19:06] Haga
    And I'll buy the skull, too!
[19:25] Boss
    C'mon, keep it together.
[19:29] Boss
    For now, give me your debugger stone.
[19:36] Boss
    I'll hold on to this. Got it?
[19:40] Amano
    Do what you want with it.
[19:42] Amano
    What's wrong with this world?
[19:46] Amano
    It's shit.
[19:49] Amano
    I feel like I'm gonna lose it at this rate.
[19:54] Boss
    Hey!
[19:55] Boss
    Don't you say a word about losing it!
[19:58] Boss
    Or about not being able
    to go home or log out!
[20:01] Boss
    Don't say any of that crap!
[20:07] Boss
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[20:16] Boss
    A potion to boost your fear resistance.
[20:20] Boss
    Want one?
[20:25] Amano
    Keeping that group of assholes together
    was stressful to the max, I'll bet...
[20:32] Boss
    I'm going home.
[20:35] Boss
    I've got a wife and a newborn waiting for me.
[20:41] Boss
    Huh?
[21:00] Akira
    This time, he's dead for sure.
[21:13] Haga
    Did shooting it tire her out?
[21:18] Haga
    Reporting this bug...
[21:20] (Flashback) Nikola
    Right. I have to be fifteen.
[21:23] (Flashback) Nikola
    Gotta think about my job.
[21:26] (Flashback) Nikola
    Do you think I could use these?
[21:30] Haga
    For now... I guess there's no hurry.
[21:38] Haga
    Now where should we go next?
[21:41] Sign
    Journal
    -Report to the ruler of each nation
[21:44] Haga
    I can venture to any country I want, right?
[21:49] Haga
    Now I can finally follow the main story.
[21:55] Haga
    Amano-san?
[21:56] Haga
    I was just...
[22:02] Haga
    Y-You're...
[22:06] Amano
    Wait, Haga!
[22:11] Akira
    It's so hot in here!
[22:13] Akira
    I'm done with this armor.
[22:17] Akira
    Gave you a start, didn't I?
[22:19] Akira
    Sorry!
[22:20] Akira
    Don't worry. I'm not your enemy.
[22:26] Akira
    I'm Akira Kagami of Entermation, Inc.!
[22:31] Akira
    Nice to meet you!

E9 - Akira Kagami

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[00:15] Amano
    Haga did his best to find Nikola
    a new class in Bayle's castle town.
[00:20] Amano
    He at least wanted to get her some gear
    and ended up buying a peculiar weapon.
[00:26] Amano
    Meanwhile, I got my debugger stone back
    thanks to a secret deal with my old boss.
[00:31] Amano
    I was able to bring Luu back,
[00:34] Amano
    but she'd lost all her memories of me.
[00:39] Amano
    Then, as I was standing around
    in my depression,
[00:42] Amano
    the black knight we saw at Bayle Castle
    appeared and cleaved the boss in half.
[00:46] Amano
    That black knight turned out to be...
[00:50] Akira
    So, once again...
[00:53] Akira
    I'm Akira Kagami,
[00:55] Akira
    a debugger with Entermation, Inc!
[01:00] Haga
    H-Hello.
[01:02] Haga
    I can't believe the black knight
    was actually a debugger.
[01:09] Akira
    Sorry about what happened at the castle.
[01:11] Akira
    I wasn't sure if you were an enemy or not.
[01:16] Amano
    But how were you able to get
    into our main quest line?
[01:19] Akira
    I was investigating Bayle Castle, too.
[01:23] Akira
    I got lost inside and was wandering around.
[01:26] Akira
    Then I saw you being
     taken in at the front gate.
[01:31] Akira
    So when you three shifted to the main quest,
    I guess I got sent with you.
[01:33] Sign
    Main Quest "The Mad King"
    
    Escape Castle Bayle
    -Escape Your Cell
[01:36] Haga
    You mean you were mistakenly
    considered part of our party?
[01:40] Akira
    I poked around some, but I couldn't figure
    out if it was intentional or a bug.
[01:44] Akira
    So I just started roaming the castle.
[01:46] Sign
    Oh, a gold coin!
[01:47] Sign
    Lucky me!
[01:48] Amano
    And that's when you ran into us?
[01:51] Akira
    That's right!
[01:54] Akira
    And so we fought, but you guys
    didn't seem like bad people.
[02:00] Akira
    So I decided to pull back.
[02:01] Haga
    Thank goodness.
[02:03] Akira
    Amano-kun told me what you've been up to.
[02:06] Akira
    You've been through an awful lot, haven't you?
[02:11] Haga
    Well, you could say that...
[02:14] Haga
    Huh? Wait—
[02:19] Haga
    U-Uh, um...
[02:22] Akira
    You... You...
[02:25] Akira
    You did such a good job!
    A really, really, really good job!
[02:28] Haga
    H-H-H-Hey! H-H-H-Hold on!
[02:31] Akira
    You did great too, Amano-kun! So great!
[02:33] Amano
    Hey, kn-knock it off!
[02:35] Akira
    Wow, you're so fluffy!
[02:38] Amano
    Whatever! Just let go!
[02:40] Akira
    When I think of how you've suffered,
    it just brings me to tears!
[02:45] Both
    What's wrong with her?!
[02:49] Akira
    You too, little missy!
[02:51] Haga
    I-I think she's pretty tired,
    so let's leave her be!
[02:56] Haga
    A-Anyway, Kagami-san, what brings you here?
[03:03] Akira
    That's rather serious business.
     You okay with that?
[04:37] Akira
    It's been, what, a year now?
[04:40] Akira
    We haven't been able
    to log out for a long time.
[04:40] Sign
    Akira Kagami
[04:40] Sign
    Akira Kagami
[04:43] Akira
    When it happened, I was beside myself.
[04:46] Akira
    But someone inspired me to think
    about how I really wanted to live.
[04:52] Akira
    And so, I've decided to
     accept this world for what it is.
[04:58] Akira
    I'm going to live my life
    normally within this world.
[05:03] Amano
    Live life normally, huh?
[05:05] Akira
    Yup!
[05:06] Akira
    So bad debuggers like your boss,
[05:08] Akira
    who make normal life impossible,
     are my enemies!
[05:11] Haga
    And you're all by yourself?
[05:13] Akira
    I've got friends in the Principality of Sai,
     but right now, I'm solo.
[05:17] Akira
    So, you know...
[05:20] Akira
    When I saw how hard you were trying
    to get by normally too, I was awestruck!
[05:24] Akira
    I seriously respect that!
[05:26] Akira
    So I was wondering if maybe
    we could travel together.
[05:31] Akira
    I mean, I'm coming with even if you say no!
[05:34] Amano
    Hey! I told you to knock that off!
[05:34] Akira
    So fluffy!
[05:36] Akira
    Welp, I'll go get a room! See you!
[05:40] Amano
    I'm okay with her joining if you are.
[05:45] Akira
    She doesn't seem like a bad person, but...
[05:53] Akira
    She sliced the boss in half
    without a second thought.
[05:59] Haga
    Well, if it comes to that,
    we've got a lethal weapon.
[06:02] Nikola
    Ker-pow!
[06:03] Sign
    Ker-pow!
[06:04] Amano
    We can just tell her that
    Nikola is an NPC follower.
[06:08] Amano
    Let's not tell her about Tesla for now.
[06:10] Haga
    I agree.
[06:12] Amano
    Also, Haga...
[06:15] Amano
    I wanted to show you this.
[06:16] Haga
    A debugger stone?
[06:18] Haga
    Is this yours?
[06:20] Amano
    I just so happened to find it
    in the rubble at Bayle Castle.
[06:24] Amano
    Should I hand it over to you?
[06:25] Haga
    No, no. That's okay.
[06:28] Haga
    I trust you, Amano-san.
[06:31] Amano
    I see.
[06:33] Haga
    Now we can make bug reports together!
    It'll go so much faster!
[06:36] Amano
    Y-Yeah.
[06:40] Amano
    What's that?
[06:42] Haga
    Oh, that...
[06:49] Nikola
    So we've got a new Seeker friend?
[06:52] Nikola
    And a fighter, no less!
[06:55] Akira
    The name's Akira! Nice to meet you!
[06:57] Nikola
    I'm Nikola—
[06:59] Akira
    You did great!
[07:02] Akira
    Oh, what a good kid you are!
[07:04] Akira
    And so cute! Mm-hmm!
[07:06] Nikola
    N-Nice to meet you.
[07:08] Akira
    Mm-hmm, you're great!
[07:09] Waitress
    What can I get for you?
[07:11] Akira
    Scrambled eggs, but I want them soft.
[07:14] Akira
    And French toast with plenty of whipped cream!
[07:17] Akira
    Can you make enough for four?
[07:18] Waitress
    Sure thing!
[07:25] Nikola
    You can order like this, huh?
[07:28] Akira
    Let's say it's a Seeker's privilege.
[07:30] Akira
    Now, let's eat before it gets cold!
[07:33] Haga
    Right.
[07:40] Akira
    You're such a wild eater!
[07:42] Akira
    Wow, Nikola-chan!
[07:44] Haga
    Tesla-san's not saying a
     word about Akira-san.
[07:49] Amano
    There's still stuff we don't know.
[07:51] Amano
    Well, I suppose she's waiting
    to see how this pans out.
[07:52] Akira
    Oh, wow!
[07:55] Amano
    So... what do we do now?
[07:59] Haga
    Oh, I was thinking about that yesterday.
[08:01] Sign
    Wilsword Empire
[08:01] Sign
    Kingdom
    of Liono
[08:01] Sign
    Desert
[08:01] Sign
    Bayle Wetlands
[08:01] Sign
    Principality of Sai
[08:01] Sign
    Federated Kingdoms
    of Stamao
[08:01] Sign
    Kingdom
    of Bayle
[08:02] Haga
    For the next main quest, "Each Nation's Ambition,"
    we can go to any country.
[08:08] Haga
    So, since it's the closest country, how about
     going to the Federated Kingdoms of Stamao?
[08:14] Akira
    Hey, I came through Stamao
    on my way from Sai.
[08:18] Akira
    I can show you the way.
[08:19] Haga
    I'd really appreciate that.
[08:21] Haga
    Except, Akira-san, um...
[08:25] Akira
    I know.
[08:27] Akira
    No using debug mode, right?
[08:30] Akira
    I only ever use it against
    bad debuggers, anyway.
[08:34] Akira
    It scares me.
[08:36] Akira
    Want this?
[08:36] Haga
    No, no need to go so far.
[08:38] Haga
    I take you at your word.
[08:42] Nikola
    I'm so full...
[08:51] Sign
    Fencer
[08:53] Sign
    Shaman
[08:56] Sign
    Thief
[08:59] Amano
    Hey, aren't you going to put on your armor?
[09:02] Akira
    I'm giving that up.
[09:03] Akira
    It's too hot!
[09:04] Nikola
    We've got a new comrade,
    and we're off on our next adventure!
[09:08] Nikola
    I'm still just an apprentice thief, but...
[09:09] Sign
    Just a villager
[09:12] Nikola
    I have this Necromancer's Skull!
[09:15] Amano
    There's a village about ten days'
     walk along the main road.
[09:20] Nikola
    Okay!
[09:57] Nikola
    Haga-san, what are those?
[10:03] Haga
    A giant's footprints, maybe?
[10:05] Akira
    Uh-huh.
[10:06] Akira
    There are giants in the mountains,
    I've heard, but this area should be safe.
[10:11] Amano
    Is it a subquest?
[10:12] Haga
    No, I checked, but...
[10:15] Akira
    We'll be fine as long as
    we stick to the road.
[10:17] Akira
    They're not aggressive monsters.
[10:21] Amano
    His brain's locked in debug mode.
    He can't just ignore something like this.
[10:24] Akira
    I see.
[10:31] Haga
    There are human footprints, too.
[10:33] Haga
    Was there a fight here?
[10:37] Akira
    Hey!
[10:39] Akira
    We're going to leave you behind!
[10:46] Haga
    Okay, I'll make dinner. Give me a minute.
[10:50] Akira
    I'll cook tonight, Haga-chan.
[10:53] Akira
    I've leveled my cooking skill!
[10:56] Haga
    No, that's okay. This is always my job.
[10:58] Akira
    In that case, let's have a cook-off!
[11:02] Akira
    Let's both make two dishes
    and see whose are better.
[11:05] Nikola
    Haga-san, good luck!
[11:10] Amano
    Nikola, our job is to find
     water and firewood.
[11:32] Haga
    Okay!
[11:34] Sign
    Haga-chan's Dishes
[11:34] Sign
    Mountain Herb Soup
    Even Though He
     Just Cooked Meat
[11:38] Akira
    I'm done!
[11:39] Sign
    Akira's Dishes
[11:39] Sign
    Keikei Bird
    in Orange Sauce
    with Vegetables
    and Berry Tart
[11:48] Both
    Now, eat up!
[12:12] Both
    Well, who did better?
[12:15] Sign
    Akira
[12:15] Sign
    Akira
[12:18] Tesla
    Haga, you're skilled,
    but you're a culinary one-trick pony.
[12:22] Tesla
    Meanwhile, Akira's presentation
     was thoughtful.
[12:25] Tesla
    She puts her skills to better use than you.
[12:29] Akira
    You're so harsh, Nikola-chan!
[12:32] Haga
    I'm doing the best I can.
[12:35] Akira
    Don't let it get to you, Haga-chan.
[12:38] Amano
    There's no denying that Akira's
    adapted to this world well.
[12:42] Amano
    As for Haga...
    all he cares about is debugging.
[12:46] Haga
    That's good!
[12:48] Amano
    Akira comes across a lot more normal than him.
[12:55] Akira
    Amano-kun.
[12:57] Amano
    Above us!
[12:59] Both
    Scatter!
[13:16] Nikola
    A-A giant fell from the sky?
[13:22] Akira
    Something's coming from the forest.
[13:26] Sign
    Federated Kingdoms of Stamao
    
    A collection of small tribes in the Stamao Mountains.
    Several hundred of them live in constant conflict,
    except when faced when an external threat.
    They then come together as one due to an ancient treaty.
[13:31] Sign
    So hot...
[13:31] Sign
    Lord Elf
    
    A woodland race with long ears and porcelain skin.
    Their exceptional capacity for magic makes lord elves
     who are trained as mages the most feared opponents
    on the battlefield.
[13:40] Akira
    Haga-chan, get next to me.
[13:42] Haga
    Right!
[13:43] Akira
    Amano-kun, you stay close to Nikola-chan.
[13:49] Akira
    Here they come!
[13:57] Amano
    You okay?!
[13:58] Akira
    I'm fine!
[14:12] Haga
    They're running?
[14:13] Amano
    What in the world?
[14:15] Nikola
    It's like something scared them.
[14:19] Amano
    Something's coming in behind them. Get ready.
[14:31] Akira
    That's no giant.
[14:33] Akira
    But...
[14:34] Haga
    He's so strong!
[14:44] Gaydle
    Who are you guys?! Bandits?!
[14:47] Gaydle
    Don't get in my way!
[14:54] Amano
    Is he the one who knocked that giant this way?
[15:01] Gaydle
    Turned tail, did they?
[15:08] Akira
    Haga-chan?
[15:11] Haga
    We're King's Seekers. We're not bandits.
[15:15] Haga
    We're heading to the capital
    by order of our king.
[15:19] Gaydle
    King's Seekers?
[15:24] Gaydle
    I'm a Seeker too, actually!
[15:27] Haga
    You are?
[15:30] Gaydle
    See? Here's the proof.
[15:33] Haga
    Looks real to me.
[15:39] Gaydle
    So you're buddies, huh?
[15:41] Gaydle
    That's great!
[15:43] Gaydle
    Wow!
[15:45] Haga
    U-Um, I'm Haga from Nishima Tech.
[15:50] Haga
    And you?
[15:51] Gaydle
    I'm Gaydle from the Moravi Settlement.
[15:54] Gaydle
    Nice to meet you.
[15:55] Akira
    Gaydle?
[15:57] Akira
    Um, what's your real name?
[15:59] Gaydle
    Huh? What do you mean?
[16:10] Gaydle
    My village gets attacked by giants a lot.
[16:14] Gaydle
    Both men and women alike are raised to fight.
[16:17] Gaydle
    We do battle almost every day.
[16:19] Haga
    A village of fighters, huh?
[16:21] Haga
    Wait, so he's an NPC Seeker?
[16:24] Amano
    I guess it makes sense that a few exist.
[16:27] Gaydle
    Until a while ago,
     I was just an ordinary villager.
[16:32] Gaydle
    But one day a Seeker came to our village!
[16:52] Gaydle
    We got to be friends,
    and he made me a Seeker.
[16:58] Nikola
    So you went from villager to Seeker?
[17:01] Nikola
    The same thing happened to me!
[17:03] Nikola
    I'm Haga-san's apprentice!
[17:05] Gaydle
    What a coincidence! We're the same, then!
[17:09] Akira
    What's the name of the Seeker
    who came to your village?
[17:13] Gaydle
    Yamanaka-sama.
[17:15] Sign
    Probably Written
    "Yamanaka"
[17:15] All
    Yamanaka?
[17:19] Haga
    So it was a player.
[17:22] Gaydle
    Thanks to him, I have enough
    power to fight the giants!
[17:28] Nikola
    Wow!
[17:30] Haga
    That debugger did something to this
    villager to give him the power to fight.
[17:35] Amano
    He probably used his debugger stone.
[17:38] Amano
    This doesn't seem like a bug.
[17:40] Akira
    But something doesn't feel right, y'know?
[17:44] Amano
    So, Gaydle-san, is this Yamanaka
    person still in your village?
[17:48] Akira
    No, he vanished right after
    he made me a Seeker.
[17:56] Amano
    Well, there are freelancers out
    there who act on their own.
[17:59] Haga
    We'll have to go his village and see
    for ourselves what's going on.
[18:03] Amano
    Yeah.
[18:06] Haga
    Gaydle-san, can you take us to your village?
[18:11] Gaydle
    You want to visit?
[18:13] Gaydle
    The elders will be super happy!
[18:25] Gaydle
    We should make it to the village by evening.
[18:30] Nikola
    The path...
[18:31] Gaydle
    This is in the way.
[18:37] Gaydle
    There we go!
[18:42] Gaydle
    Sorry!
[18:43] Gaydle
    You okay?
[18:45] Nikola
    You really are strong, huh?
[18:49] Gaydle
    I bet you'll be as strong as me soon!
[19:01] Gaydle
    This is the Moravi Settlement.
[19:04] Haga
    Moravi Settlement is an odd name.
[19:07] Haga
    I wish I could check the name list.
[19:09] Amano
    There you go again.
[19:11] Gaydle
    I'm back! Hey!
[19:14] Woman
    Let's go.
[19:15] Woman 2
    Yeah.
[19:17] Gaydle
    This is the elders' house.
[19:32] Elder
    Welcome.
[19:34] Elder
    Stay here in our village tonight.
[19:38] Haga
    Thank you.
[19:43] Akira
    They don't look happy to see us.
[19:49] Gaydle
    That's right!
[19:50] Gaydle
    When giants attacked the other day,
     I defeated them all myself!
[19:59] Akira
    It feels kind of tense in here.
[20:01] Amano
    Yeah.
[20:02] Fighter A
    If that man were here,
    this wouldn't have happened.
[20:05] Fighter B
    No, maybe this is what he
    wanted from the start.
[20:08] Fighter C
    It doesn't matter.
[20:10] Fighter C
    We'll solve the problem ourselves. Tonight.
[20:41] Akira
    I overheard those guys, too.
[20:44] Akira
    You going to investigate?
[20:45] Haga
    Yeah, I suppose.
[20:47] Akira
    Then take this.
[20:50] Akira
    It's an elf whistle.
[20:52] Akira
    It makes a sound only elves can hear.
[20:54] Akira
    Blow it if something happens.
[20:57] Haga
    All right.
[21:01] Akira
    Be careful, okay?
[21:03] Haga
    I will.
[21:19] Fighter C
    Elders, we can't take this anymore.
[21:22] Elder
    He's protecting the village!
[21:25] Fighter C
    And that's always been our job!
[21:29] Elder
    But the attacks from giants
    have become less frequent.
[21:33] Fighter C
    Still...
[21:35] Fighter D
    I know you can't see, old man, but I wish
    I could show you what he did to my brother!
[21:45] Fighter E
    I picked a fight with him
    and this is the result.
[21:48] Fighter E
    I barely survived.
[21:51] Elder
    You can't talk it out?
[21:55] Fighters
    It'll never work. He's a monster.
[22:01] Haga
    So that's why the village is so tense.
[22:05] Haga
    What did Yamanaka do to Gaydle?
[22:07] Fighter C
    This is our chance,
     while he's drunk and asleep!
[22:10] Elder
    So you're going to do it?
[22:13] Fighter C
    Yes, we're going to kill Gaydle!
[22:23] Haga
    This isn't a subquest, but...
[22:27] Fighters
    Let's go!
[22:30] Haga
    What do I do?

E10 - Gaydle and Yamanaka

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[00:15] Haga
    We met a new debugger, Akira-san,
    and left Bayle with her.
[00:19] Haga
    But just as we made it into the next country,
    we were attacked by giants.
[00:26] Haga
    Following after them was Gaydle,
    an NPC fighter from a nearby village.
[00:33] Haga
    It appears a debugger named Yamanaka
    granted him power via his debugger stone.
[00:40] Haga
    Just what did Yamanaka do?
[00:43] Haga
    While trying to investigate,
[00:46] Haga
    I discovered that the village's other
    fighters intended to assassinate Gaydle.
[00:55] Fighter C
    It's time to kill Gaydle! Let's go!
[01:01] Haga
    Um...
[01:04] Haga
    Please wait, everyone!
[02:43] Sign
    Gaydle and Yamanaka
[02:43] Sign
    Gaydle and Yamanaka
[02:45] Fighter
    The King's Seeker...
[02:48] Fighter
    Are you allied with Gaydle?
[02:51] Fighter
    If you are, I'll show no mercy!
[02:53] Haga
    Y-You've got the wrong idea!
    U-Um, Gaydle says he's a Seeker,
[02:58] Haga
    so as a fellow Seeker,
    I want to help work things out.
[03:04] Haga
    Can you tell me what's happened here?
[03:09] Elder
    We found Gaydle when he was but a babe.
[03:17] Elder
    He'd been kidnapped by giants,
    so we took him in and raised him.
[03:23] Elder
    But Gaydle lacked the blood of a fighter.
[03:27] Elder
    As such, in our village,
    he couldn't become one.
[03:30] Elder
    Yet, in spite of that,
     he worked hard for the settlement.
[03:36] Elder
    Until one day...
[03:43] (Flashback) Woman
    We're doomed! They've surrounded us!
[03:45] (Flashback) Woman 2
    And while most of the fighters are away, too!
[04:06] (Flashback) Woman 3
    W-We're saved.
[04:09] (Flashback) Woman 4
    Hey, is that...
[04:12] (Flashback) Elder
    Who is that?
[04:13] (Flashback) Woman 5
    He must be a Seeker!
[04:15] (Flashback) Woman 6
    I've never seen one before!
[04:22] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    There, everything's fine now.
[04:23] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Nothing to be scared of.
[04:25] (Flashback) Gaydle
    U-Um, what's your name?
[04:28] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Me?
[04:30] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Yamanaka.
[04:32] (Flashback) Gaydle
    Yamanaka-sama...
[04:37] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Maybe I'll stay in this village for a bit.
[04:42] Elder
    Gaydle saw himself in the Seeker,
    who'd come from the outside.
[04:47] Elder
    He wanted to be just like him.
[04:50] Elder
    And Yamanaka-sama took a shine to the boy.
[04:55] Haga
    So Yamanaka trained him to be
     stronger here in the village?
[05:00] Elder
    No, it was a far stranger affair.
[05:04] Elder
    The two of them disappeared one day.
[05:09] Elder
    Yamanaka-sama had taken Gaydle
     with him on his journey, I'd assumed.
[05:17] Elder
    But the night after we gave up the search...
[05:30] (Flashback) Fighter C
    Is it a giant?!
[05:35] (Flashback) Fighter C
    Who the hell are you?
[05:37] (Flashback) Gaydle
    Stop, everyone! It's me, Gaydle!
[05:43] (Flashback) Gaydle
    See, Yamanaka-sama made me a Seeker!
[05:47] (Flashback) Gaydle
    I'm a fighter now!
[05:53] Haga
    And Yamanaka was no longer with him?
[05:56] Elder
    Gaydle said he'd used peculiar
    magic to turn him into a fighter
[06:02] Elder
    before disappearing suddenly.
[06:04] Haga
    A peculiar magic? Sounds like
    it must've been debug mode.
[06:09] Elder
    Following that,
    Gaydle has been hunting down giants,
[06:12] Elder
    as if taking out years
    of frustration on them.
[06:25] Elder
    He's so strong that our village
    fighters can do nothing.
[06:32] (Flashback) Gaydle
    Finishing blow!
[06:39] Elder
    Some have even perished after
    getting caught in his attacks.
[06:44] Fighter C
    All who've tried to stop him
    have been defeated.
[06:48] Fighter D
    We can't take this anymore!
[06:52] Haga
    So, basically, they're fighting
    over an accident,
[06:56] Haga
    and with pride on the line,
    things have spiraled out of control.
[07:00] Fighter C
    We've got to kill him before he kills us.
[07:03] Fighter C
    Let's go!
[07:06] Haga
    Please!
[07:08] Haga
    Just... give me a little time.
[07:12] Haga
    And that's about the size of it.
[07:15] Akira
    So just kill Gaydle.
[07:18] Akira
    Kill Gaydle and Yamanaka.
    That'll set things right.
[07:22] Nikola
    Erm, what? Aren't you all Seekers?
[07:27] Haga
    Right?
[07:28] Haga
    Akira-san, we should resolve this peacefully.
[07:30] Akira
    Huh? Why?
[07:32] Haga
    Why...
[07:34] Haga
    E-Either way, we can't kill him!
[07:36] Amano
    Akira's keeping this simple:
    eliminate all anomalies.
[07:42] Amano
    Haga wants to find and fix
    any bugs there might be.
[07:46] Amano
    And Nikola sees herself in Gaydle,
    but I guess we can ignore her.
[07:48] Nikola
    You can't do that to Gaydle-san
    after he finally became a Seeker!
[07:50] Amano
    Haga, the fact is that we can't
    spend too much time on this.
[07:54] Amano
    We're advancing the story, right?
[07:56] Haga
    Y-Yes, but I...
[08:01] Akira
    Well, we may be too late.
[08:03] Haga
    What do you mean?
[08:06] Akira
    I hear the sounds of combat.
[08:08] Akira
    Seems the fighters couldn't wait.
[08:19] Gaydle
    Jose... Paul... Joseph...
[08:23] Gaydle
    Why?
[08:25] Gaydle
    Why were you so mean to me?!
[08:37] Gaydle
    Come on! I'm finally a fighter, aren't I?
[08:43] Gaydle
    Am I still just an orphan,
    even if I'm a fighter?
[08:47] Gaydle
    I got so strong, for everyone's sake...
[08:51] Gaydle
    I just want to protect the village!
[09:02] Akira
    That's enough, right?
[09:03] Akira
    I'm killing him.
[09:08] Haga
    Akira-san, wait!
[09:10] Akira
    Hey, he's getting away!
[09:12] Haga
    We need to find Yamanaka!
[09:14] Haga
    We need to figure out exactly
    what caused this first!
[09:19] Haga
    He's so big that it'll be easy
    to follow his tracks.
[09:44] Gaydle
    Yamanaka-sama...
[09:47] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    That does it.
[09:51] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Oh, Gaydle?
[09:54] (Flashback) Gaydle
    What are you doing here, Yamanaka-sama?
[09:57] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Just looking into something.
[10:00] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Were they bullying you again?
[10:04] (Flashback) Gaydle
    I can't help it. It's my fault
    for not being a fighter.
[10:07] (Flashback) Gaydle
    You never get bullied, do you?
[10:10] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    No, I got bullied a lot when I was a kid.
[10:14] (Flashback) Gaydle
    What? I don't believe it!
[10:16] (Flashback) Gaydle
    I see... If I was as strong
    as you, I'd get them back.
[10:23] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    That's not how it works, Gaydle.
[10:26] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    The strong have to protect people.
[10:29] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    You can't do the same thing they did to you.
[10:33] (Flashback) Gaydle
    Got it!
[10:34] (Flashback) Gaydle
    If I get strong, I won't bully the weak!
[10:37] (Flashback) Gaydle
    I'll protect others!
[10:43] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Want to try being a fighter, then?
[10:48] (Flashback) Gaydle
    Me?
[10:50] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Yeah. I'll do it for you.
[10:52] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Stay put for a second, Gaydle.
[10:56] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    I can raise your HP, of course...
[10:59] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    What about your attack?
[11:01] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Wow, look how high it can go!
[11:04] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    What about the other parameters?
[11:06] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    I'll max this out, turn this up too, then...
[11:18] (Flashback) Gaydle
    Wow! I'm so strong! I have so much power!
[11:47] Gaydle
    Yamanaka-sama!
[11:51] Gaydle
    Yamanaka-sama!
[11:53] Gaydle
    Please help me!
[11:54] Gaydle
    I'm a fighter now, but they still bully me!
[11:58] Gaydle
    I... I...
[12:00] Gaydle
    What do I do?
[12:02] Gaydle
    I don't want to be a fighter anymore!
[12:07] Gaydle
    Before, it was awful just doing
    chores instead of fighting...
[12:10] Gaydle
    But I was still a part of the village.
[12:14] Gaydle
    And now they treat me like a monster!
[12:19] Gaydle
    I'm all alone!
[12:26] Amano
    This place...
[12:27] Haga
    Don't take another step, you guys!
[12:30] Nikola
    O-Okay!
[12:36] Haga
    The floor seems okay, but...
[12:39] Amano
    That wall's texture map never got set, did it?
[12:43] Amano
    I saw this once in another game.
[12:47] Haga
    Amano-san...
[12:49] Sign
    Texture Map
[12:49] Haga
    When we report this, let's be sure we
     say "texture" and not "texture map."
[12:51] Sign
    ×
[12:54] Amano
    Who cares?
[12:57] Gaydle
    Look at me, Yamanaka-sama!
[13:00] Gaydle
    Why are you ignoring me?!
[13:02] Akira
    Wait, is that Yamanaka? Is he frozen?
[13:06] Amano
    Freezing from a texture bug?
    That's hard to imagine.
[13:10] Haga
    He's not frozen. I can see
    him breathing softly.
[13:15] Amano
    Seriously? I'm shocked you can see that far.
[13:17] Akira
    You're right.
[13:19] Haga
    It makes more sense to assume
    he can't control his avatar.
[13:22] Haga
    The real question is why.
[13:25] Haga
    I can't tell from here.
[13:29] Haga
    Nikola-san?
[13:31] Haga
    Hey, it's dangerous! Get back here!
[13:34] Amano
    Is that Tesla?
[13:37] Gaydle
    Yamanaka-sama, why aren't
    you saying anything?
[13:43] Gaydle
    N-Nikola-san?
[13:45] Gaydle
    I...
[13:54] Sign
     Giants
    
    Common in the Kingdoms of Stamao on Clayborne Island.
    They often come down from the mountains and attack villages
     to capture humans for food or slaves. There are said to be greater
     races of giants that are highly intelligent.
[13:59] Sign
    Dragon God's Waterfall
    
    There are many waterfalls in the Stamao Mountains.
    Some of them draw adventurers because they are rumored
    to contain secret treasures from an ancient civilization.
[14:04] Sign
    Several
    Hours
    Earlier
[14:14] Yamanaka
    I knew it.
[14:18] Yamanaka
    Overlapping it doesn't help.
[14:22] Yamanaka
    Whew...
[14:26] Yamanaka
    How long have I been locked out
    of my own body now?
[14:31] Yamanaka
    I just wanted to check up on Gaydle discreetly
[14:34] Yamanaka
    so the villagers wouldn't complain...
[14:36] Yamanaka
    I only meant to turn on free
    camera mode for a second.
[14:40] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Free camera...
[14:42] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Maybe this "FC" command is it?
[14:45] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Oh, there we go.
[14:58] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    H-Huh?
[14:59] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    What?
[15:00] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    Hey, wait. Huh?
[15:03] Yamanaka
    Seriously, why didn't
    I think this through?
[15:07] Yamanaka
    You have to be able to move
    to get out of free camera mode.
[15:12] Yamanaka
    I was screwed the second
     I turned it on, wasn't I?
[15:17] Yamanaka
    It looks like I'm alive,
     so at least I'm not dead, but...
[15:25] Yamanaka
    I can't touch or do anything.
[15:31] Yamanaka
    I can move, but...
[15:41] Yamanaka
    There's diddly-squat
    outside of these cave walls.
[15:46] Yamanaka
    I'm so bored.
[15:52] Yamanaka
    I've tried everything I can think of, too.
[15:57] Sign
    Find something touchable
[15:57] Sign
    Touch it from different angles
[15:59] Yamanaka
    I can't imagine anybody coming
    to this secret dungeon, either.
[16:03] Yamanaka
    I'll just have to wait for another
    debugger to show up by chance.
[16:11] Yamanaka
    Somebody's coming!
[16:12] Gaydle
    Yamanaka-sama!
[16:14] Gaydle
    Please help me!
[16:16] Gaydle
    I'm a fighter now, but they still bully me!
[16:19] Gaydle
    I... I...
[16:22] Gaydle
    What do I do?
[16:23] Yamanaka
    Gaydle! Hey! Can you see me?
[16:26] Gaydle
    I don't want to be a fighter anymore!
[16:27] Yamanaka
    What happened? Damn it...
[16:30] Yamanaka
    I should've known you couldn't hear me.
[16:31] Yamanaka
    Don't cry, Gaydle!
[16:33] Yamanaka
    I want to cry, too! I do...
[16:36] Yamanaka
    Damn it all!
[16:39] Haga
    Nikola-san!
[16:46] Gaydle
    N-Nikola-san?
[16:48] Gaydle
    I-I...
[16:49] Yamanaka
    Who are you? When did you get here?
[16:53] Yamanaka
    Y-You there! Can you see me?
[16:56] Nikola
    Yeah.
[16:57] Nikola
    You're stuck in free camera mode, huh?
[17:00] Yamanaka
    Th-Th-Th... That's right!
[17:03] Nikola
    And nobody but you can
     use your debugger stone.
[17:06] Yamanaka
    "Debugger stone"? Is she a debugger?!
[17:09] Yamanaka
    I'm saved!
[17:11] Yamanaka
    I-I-Is there anything you can do?
    L-Like maybe hold my hand?
[17:11] Gaydle
    Nikola-san, what are you saying?
[17:20] Yamanaka
    Hey! What are you doing to my stone?!
[17:28] Akira
    Haga-chan, you're going to tell me
     all about her later, you hear me?
[17:35] Yamanaka
    H-H-H-H-Hey! My stone!
[17:39] Yamanaka
    G-G-Give it back!
[17:40] Yamanaka
    Hey! Spit it out! I said spit it out!
[17:41] Nikola
    Shut up.
[17:43] Gaydle
    Nikola-san, what are you doing?
[17:45] Gaydle
    Are you talking to Yamanaka-sama?
[17:48] Nikola
    Yamanaka is here but not.
[17:51] Nikola
    He can't talk to you.
[17:53] Gaydle
    What are you saying? He's right here...
[17:56] Nikola
    You'll stay as you are.
[17:58] Nikola
    You won't be going back.
[18:01] Nikola
    Give up.
[18:03] Gaydle
    Give up?
[18:10] Gaydle
    N-No!
[18:16] Gaydle
    No!
[18:17] Haga
    Nikola-san!
[18:20] Amano
    Hey, hey, hey!
[18:24] Amano
    Haga? You're the one who
    said not to go in there!
[18:32] Yamanaka
    What are you doing?!
[18:34] Yamanaka
    I finally met someone I could talk to!
[18:39] Gaydle
    Did you come to bully me, too?!
[18:42] Yamanaka
    Who's this guy?
[18:43] Gaydle
    Stay back! Stay! Back!
[18:49] Haga
    What strength!
[18:57] Amano
    Haga, she's breathing! She's not dead!
[19:02] Akira
    I can kill him now, right?!
[19:04] Haga
    Be careful! We have no way of knowing
    how strong he's become!
[19:15] Akira
    You're kidding me! That did nothing?
[19:23] Yamanaka
    Hey! Leave my body out of this!
[19:32] Haga
    If I fight him head-on, one hit will kill me!
[19:39] Akira
    You monster!
[19:42] Gaydle
    I'm not a monster!
[19:53] Haga
    Akira-san!
[19:59] Gaydle
    I'm not a monster... I'm... I'm...
[20:06] Amano
    Damn it! How do we fight this guy?
[20:14] Haga
    I'll buy some time!
[20:21] Amano
    Haga! Get down!
[20:24] Haga
    Amano-san?
[20:42] Amano
    What is this thing?
[20:45] Haga
    Here! Drink this!
[20:48] Akira
    What was that weapon?
[20:51] Haga
    Just drink it!
[20:53] Haga
    I'm so glad I bought that!
[20:55] Amano
    Talk about incredible power.
[20:58] Amano
    I didn't think it'd be this strong.
[21:10] Gaydle
    Is it...
[21:14] Gaydle
    Is it fun to bully me?
[21:20] Amano
    Wh-What do we do?
[21:22] Haga
    We... get out of here!
[21:29] Haga
    When you don't know
    what's going on, fall back!
[21:32] Haga
    Then think!
[21:33] Haga
    That's rule number one!
[21:45] Gaydle
    I can't even die?
[21:50] Gaydle
    What did you do to me, Yamanaka-sama?
[21:55] Yamanaka
    Gaydle...
[21:57] Yamanaka
    I'm sorry. I was trying to be kind.
[22:01] Yamanaka
    This shouldn't have happened.
[22:06] Yamanaka
    Somebody tell me what to do.
[22:17] Yamanaka
    I can't take any more.
[22:19] Yamanaka
    Turn me back! Somebody!
[22:22] Yamanaka
    Somebody help me!

E11 - Alba

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[00:15] Haga
    Gaydle murdered the fighters
    from his village and then fled.
[00:20] Haga
    We chased him and caught up to him
    in a cave missing textures on its walls.
[00:26] Haga
    There we found Yamanaka, who was
    standing stock-still for some reason.
[00:30] Haga
    It seemed like Tesla-san was able
    to communicate with him,
[00:34] Haga
    but Gaydle flew into a rage
    and attacked her.
[00:37] Haga
    He's gone completely out of control.
[00:40] Haga
    Not even a shot from the skull
    cannon was able to stop him.
[00:48] Haga
    I need to make bug reports.
    One for Yamanaka losing input.
[00:52] Haga
    One for the untextured walls.
[00:56] Haga
    I don't think they're related, though.
[00:59] Haga
    As for Gaydle...
[01:01] Amano
    Hey, Haga. Do we head back to Bayle?
[01:04] Haga
    Y-Yeah, but we need
    to warn the villagers first.
[01:08] Amano
    Warn them?
[01:09] Akira
    Is there any point?
[01:11] Haga
    I don't know.
[01:13] Haga
    But we have to try!
[02:56] Sign
    Alba
[02:56] Sign
    Alba
[02:57] Haga
    Please, everyone! You have to run!
[03:00] Man
    There's no way!
[03:01] Man
    We'd rather fight to the death
    than flee our village!
[03:04] Haga
    Don't say that...
[03:06] Haga
    You can always come back later!
[03:08] Akira
    Haga-chan, mountain fighters
    are forever bound to their lands.
[03:12] Akira
    You'll never convince them.
[03:13] Haga
    But...
[03:14] Amano
    We have to go, Haga.
[03:39] Gaydle
    What do I do? What am I supposed to do?!
[03:44] Gaydle
    Everyone!
[03:56] Haga
    Invisibility? Nice thinking, Amano-san!
[03:59] Haga
    And Akira-san...
[04:02] Haga
    Not good. She hasn't fully recovered.
[04:20] Haga
    Please stop this, Gaydle-san!
[04:24] Gaydle
    Don't get in my way!
[04:35] Haga
    I'm... probably screwed...
[04:48] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    That's not how it works, Gaydle.
[04:51] (Flashback) Yamanaka
    The strong have to protect people.
[04:56] Gaydle
    What am I doing?
[05:05] Gaydle
    I'm acting just like the giants.
[05:15] Gaydle
    What have I done to the people of the village?
[05:20] Gaydle
    And to Nikola-san, Haga-san,
     and their friends?
[05:23] Gaydle
    I've hurt them so much.
[05:28] Haga
    Gaydle-san, I don't know how long it'll take,
    but can you hang in there and let me help you?
[05:34] Haga
    I'm sure I can come up with something.
[05:38] Haga
    Just stay in the cave for a while...
[05:42] Gaydle
    Haga-san...
[05:45] Gaydle
    I think I was having a nightmare.
[05:50] Gaydle
    It was all a dream.
[05:53] Gaydle
    There's no way I could ever get
    strong enough to do all this.
[05:59] Amano
    I don't know what's going on,
    but did he persuade him?
[06:02] Amano
    Nice going, Haga.
[06:10] Gaydle
    Even if I'm big, I'm still a crybaby.
[06:13] Gaydle
    I'm so embarrassed.
[06:20] Gaydle
    Gaydle-san!
[06:22] Gaydle
    Huh?
[06:33] Akira
    That's enough, I think.
[06:36] Gaydle
    Yamanaka-sama...
[06:45] Haga
    Akira-san, did you just use
     the "kill" console command?!
[06:50] Akira
    Yup.
[06:52] Haga
    He'd almost come back to his senses!
    We could've talked him down!
[06:56] Akira
    For now, sure.
[06:58] Akira
    But you don't know what he'd do in the future.
[07:01] Haga
    I can't believe you used debug mode!
[07:04] Akira
    This was my first time doing it against an NPC,
[07:08] Akira
    but it was clear which path
    posed the lesser risk.
[07:11] Akira
    Our lives are our top priority.
[07:15] Haga
    No! I've seen possibilities worse than death!
[07:20] Haga
    Don't touch debug mode!
[07:21] Akira
    Gaydle's dead now and we're still alive.
     That's all that matters, isn't it?
[07:25] Haga
    No, you're wrong! You can't do that!
[07:29] Akira
    Haga-chan, I'm getting tired of you.
[07:32] Akira
    If you're going to keep blathering,
    I'll have to resort to this.
[07:36] Akira
    You follow?
[07:38] Amano
    Wait, whoa. What are those two idiots doing?
[07:43] Akira
    Incoming!
[07:44] Amano
    This is bad. Haga! Giants!
[07:47] Amano
    Giants are attacking!
[07:54] Haga
    Now, of all times?
[07:56] Haga
    Akira-san and I are both exhausted.
[08:05] Akira
    Haga-chan, temporary truce.
[08:08] Amano
    Let's get out of here!
[08:10] Haga
    Nikola-san is still...
[08:13] Haga
    But this is all we can do for now!
[08:44] Haga
    What are we even doing?
[08:48] Haga
    Our job is just to observe and report.
[08:52] Haga
    But we've meddled in so many lives...
    We've even killed people.
[08:56] Haga
    Yet when it matters, we can't do anything.
[09:00] Akira
    You're exaggerating.
[09:02] Akira
    They were all NPCs.
[09:04] Haga
    I know, but...
[09:07] Amano
    I guess what I did to Luu...
    Yeah, it was no different.
[09:14] Amano
    But we're just debuggers.
[09:17] Amano
    Nothing more, nothing less.
[09:22] Amano
    Anyway, about Nikola...
[09:25] Amano
    She still hasn't woken up.
[09:27] Amano
    We don't have any medicine, so I think
    we need to take her to a temple.
[09:31] Haga
    Yeah. I've been worried about that, too.
[09:34] Haga
    She's breathing, but...
[09:38] Akira
    Let's push through the rest of this country
    as fast as we can and make for Sai.
[09:41] Amano
    That's where your friends are, right?
[09:44] Akira
    Yes, in the capital city of Mazuna.
[09:47] Akira
    The high priest there is amazing.
[09:49] Akira
    We could ask him to heal her.
[09:52] Akira
    Don't tell me you're thinking about how
    you're not finished debugging here yet.
[09:58] Akira
    Nikola-chan's life is
     more important, isn't it?
[10:02] Haga
    You're right.
[10:14] Haga
    Let's make for Sai.
[10:20] Sign
     Mountain People
    
    The people of the Stamao Mountains live alongside
    the mountain gods. They will never leave their lands,
    choosing instead to fight against invasion to the death.
[10:25] Sign
    Principality of Sai
    
    A small nation ruled by Duke Yaima. Its "Lost Forest"
     covers most of the nation, which is dotted with lord elf
    villages that engage in regular trade with humans.
[10:30] Sign
    One
    Month
    Later
[10:37] Haga
    Is this really Sai?
[10:40] Sign
    ...created during ancient times, and remnants of an
     ancient civilization can still be found along the paths.
    
    Principality of Sai
    Most of its territory is almost entirely covered in forest.
    The capital city of Mazuna is protected by high walls
    and is home to Mazuna Temple.
[10:40] Haga
    The documentation says the country's
     "almost entirely covered in forest."
[10:47] Haga
    Is this a bug?
[10:49] Amano
    You never change.
[10:51] Akira
    The power balance between
    the elementals is broken here.
[10:55] Akira
    It hasn't been green for a long time.
[10:58] Haga
    I see.
[10:59] Haga
    The story does mention disasters
    are happening all over the world.
[11:02] Amano
    Maybe fixing this is the
    main quest for the area.
[11:06] Akira
    Besides that...
[11:08] Akira
    Why has a ten-day walk
     taken us an entire month?!
[11:11] Akira
    Why were you debugging the whole way?!
[11:12] Sign
    Tons of bug
    report sheets
[11:12] Haga
    You're asking that now?
[11:14] Akira
    Nikola-chan's our top priority, right?!
[11:16] Akira
    I keep telling you that, and you won't listen!
[11:18] Akira
    What's wrong with you?!
[11:19] Haga
    I-I mean, you're totally right.
[11:23] Haga
    But at least she's been eating.
[11:27] Akira
    That doesn't excuse a
     month of lollygagging!
[11:28] Akira
    Stop messing around!
[11:30] Haga
    I'm sorry.
[11:33] Amano
    Good grief.
[11:36] Akira
    Once we're over this hill,
    we'll reach Mazuna.
[11:39] Amano
    At long last.
[11:42] Haga
    What's wrong?
[11:44] Amano
    I hear something. Footsteps?
[11:53] Haga
    The city's surrounded.
[11:55] Amano
    We can't get inside like this.
[11:58] Akira
    It's fine.
[11:59] Akira
    This is just "The Rebel Army,"
    a sidequest for the city.
[12:02] Haga
    Akira-san! Wait!
[12:04] Haga
    That's dangerous! Akira-san!
[12:10] Soldiers
    Who are you?!
[12:12] Soldiers
    Must be a servant of the king!
[12:13] Haga
    Amano-san, you stay here with Nikola-san.
[12:16] Haga
    Jeez, I swear...
[12:32] Amano
    What?
[13:00] Amano
    That's "Squash," a spell only the
    highest-ranking priests can use!
[13:04] Amano
    And they have to invoke a miracle
    from their god to cast it!
[13:14] Akira
    See? All cleaned up.
[13:38] Akane
    I knew it was you, Akira!
[13:41] Akane
    Akira!
[13:42] Akira
    Ren! Akane!
[13:45] Haga
    Those must be Akira-san's friends.
[14:02] Akira
    Come on. Hurry up, you two.
[14:05] Haga/Amano
    R-Right.
[14:11] Ren
    I see.
[14:12] Ren
    A modified NPC, was it?
[14:14] Ren
    I'm sure that was difficult.
[14:16] Ren
    But you all made it here because
    you did what you believed was right.
[14:19] Sign
    Entermation, Inc.
    Ren Mizoguchi
[14:22] Ren
    No crying over spilled milk.
[14:23] Akane
    Even if Akira is a little short-tempered.
[14:23] Sign
    Entermation, Inc.
    Akane Miyazaki
[14:28] Akira
    I mean, I do think I went a little too far.
[14:33] Ren
    We've been receiving regular
    reports from Akira.
[14:36] Ren
    So I know just how much you've been through.
[14:42] Ren
    You...
[14:45] Ren
    You did great!
[14:47] Haga
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Whoa, there!
[14:48] Akane
    You did great too, Amano!
[14:55] Ren
    Just thinking of how hard you've worked...
[14:58] Akira
    It brings me to tears!
[14:59] Amano
    Birds of a feather with Akira for sure.
[15:04] Ren
    And this young lady, too!
[15:05] Haga
    U-Uh, um, now's not a good time!
[15:09] Ren
    I see.
[15:11] Ren
    She's the one who ate the debugger stone.
[15:14] Akira
    Yeah.
[15:15] Akira
    I was hoping she could explain
    that when she woke up.
[15:19] Akira
    But she's been asleep all this time.
[15:21] Ren
    Let's have our leader, Alba-sama,
    take a look at her.
[15:26] Haga
    Your leader?
[15:28] Ren
    I'm sure you yourselves have felt...
[15:32] Ren
    the despair of realizing you couldn't log out.
[15:35] Ren
    A terror with no release.
[15:37] Ren
    It was Alba-sama who came to us when it
    struck and gave us a goal to strive for.
[15:43] Ren
    Even now, he protects us with
    miraculous powers like Squash.
[15:50] Haga
    Is he an NPC?
[15:52] Akira
    He's really amazing!
[15:55] Akira
    He's not here right now,
    but he'll be back soon.
[15:58] Haga
    I see.
[15:59] Akane
    You two look super tired.
[16:03] Haga
    Oh, do we?
[16:06] Ren
    Haga-san.
[16:07] Ren
    We're always thinking of ways to
     reduce stress, like hugging and kissing.
[16:15] Ren
    I can't promise it will do much,
[16:17] Ren
    but there's an ancient ritual in this
    country that you might try.
[16:26] Ren
    Write down your worries and
     anything you wish to forget.
[16:30] Ren
    Then place the paper in this dish.
[16:32] Haga
    Okay.
[16:33] Akira
    I haven't done this in ages.
[16:35] Akira
    Maybe I'll do it, too.
[16:36] Akane
    Me, too!
[16:40] Sign
    ...bothered by the fact that I haven't
    found any game-freezing bugs...
    ...want to find more...
[16:40] Amano
    "I'm bothered by the fact that I haven't
    found any game-freezing bugs.
[16:44] Amano
    I want to find more important issues."
[16:48] Ren
    Include your name too, if you would.
[16:50] Haga
    Oh, sure.
[16:52] Sign
    Makoto
[16:58] Ren
    Now...
[17:00] Ren
    Great Mardel, who rules over
    destruction and rebirth,
[17:04] Ren
    take hold of that which pains them.
[17:15] Akane
    Doing this once in a while sure feels great.
[17:30] Ren
    They've been purified.
[17:31] Ren
    How do you feel?
[17:32] Haga
    I do feel a little better somehow.
[17:36] Haga
    It's like I've been running
    at full speed for so long.
[17:40] Ren
    Truly, you've worked so very hard.
[17:42] Ren
    Please get some rest.
[17:52] Amano
    I've never used such a
     big bath in this game.
[17:56] Haga
    This country is wonderful.
[17:59] Amano
    Got that right.
[18:01] Amano
    They were really laying it on with you.
[18:04] (Flashback) Ren
    What? You made all these bug reports yourself?
[18:06] (Flashback) Girl
    Wow!
[18:09] Haga
    We're going to start swapping intel tomorrow.
[18:12] Haga
    They said they want to do a study group.
[18:14] Amano
    Good for you. I'm not going.
[18:22] Akira
    Want me to wash your back?
[18:28] Akane
    Men and women share
     all the baths in this country.
[18:34] Akira
    Haga-chan, it's true that I was
    investigating other countries
[18:38] Akira
    because Ren and Alba-sama asked me to.
[18:40] Akira
    But I was genuinely impressed with
    how seriously you take your work.
[18:44] Akira
    You don't see that every day.
[18:46] Haga
    Th-Thank you...
[18:49] Haga
    What are you going to do now, Akira-san?
[18:52] Haga
    Will you be staying here?
[18:55] Akira
    Traveling around is fun, and there are
     still weird debuggers out there.
[19:00] Akira
    What are you going to do?
[19:01] Akira
    Keep traveling with Nikola-chan?
[19:03] Haga
    Yeah. Well, while debugging.
[19:06] Akira
    Of course. That's just who you are.
[19:10] Akane
    Hey, do you two want some fruit milk
     when we get out of the bath?
[19:15] Haga
    You have that?!
[19:16] Akane
    Coffee milk, too!
[19:19] Amano
    Wow!
[19:21] Haga
    This is the best country ever!
[19:23] Akira
    Right?
[19:25] Akira
    There's so much here that
    you can't get elsewhere!
[19:35] Alba
    Akira, are these the ones
    who want salvation from me?
[19:40] Akira
    Yes, that is correct.
[19:43] Akira
    The girl they travel with
    has not awoken in weeks.
[19:46] Akira
    They ask that you look at her, Alba-sama.
[19:51] Haga
    This kid's their leader?
[19:59] Haga
    This is Nikola-san.
[20:01] Haga
    She's been asleep for a month.
[20:03] Haga
    She eats, but...
[20:16] Alba
    It appears she was quite badly injured.
[20:23] Alba
    Th-This girl is...
[20:25] Haga
    I-Is something wrong?
[20:28] Alba
    No...
[20:29] Alba
    I'm going to try.
[20:46] Haga
    N-Nikola-san!
[21:02] Ren
    Alba-sama! Are you okay?!
[21:04] Alba
    That hurt, damn it!
[21:06] Ren
    Akane! Call the guards!
[21:08] Akane
    On it!
[21:12] Alba
    Wait, Ren! Don't!
[21:14] Ren
    But...
[21:15] Nikola
    What do you think you're doing, Alba?
[21:18] Alba
    This is why I wasn't sure if
     I should wake you up, Big Sis Tesla!
[21:23] Amano
    "B-Big Sis"?
[21:26] Haga
    Are you telling me Alba-sama is...
[21:29] Nikola
    Yes, we are both meta AIs
    that control this game.
[21:34] Akira
    Meta AIs?
[21:37] Haga
    Tesla, I thought you were the only one...
[21:42] Nikola
    In order to keep each country
    in this game distinct,
[21:46] Nikola
    they each have their own meta AI
[21:49] Nikola
    which governs its nation
    under different principles.
[21:54] Amano
    I see.
[21:55] Amano
    So there are five meta AIs, huh?
[21:58] Amano
    Like five siblings.
[21:59] Nikola
    We have regular meetings, naturally.
[22:04] Nikola
    Now, Alba....
[22:06] Nikola
    Do you think you're a king?
    What are you doing here?
[22:11] Nikola
    Calling down Squash?
[22:14] Nikola
    Are you trying to use these
    debuggers to rule your country?
[22:17] Nikola
    At our last meeting, we all decided
    debugging was our top priority!
[22:23] Nikola
    What are you planning?
[22:25] Nikola
    Let's hear it, Alba.

E12 - The Diamond

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[00:15] Haga
    After our encounter with Gaydle,
[00:17] Haga
    we took Nikola-san, who was still asleep,
    to the neighboring Principality of Sai.
[00:23] Haga
    There we met Akira's comrades
[00:25] Haga
    and the young boy they looked up to
    as their leader, Alba-sama.
[00:30] Haga
    They greeted us with open arms.
[00:33] Haga
    Alba-sama tried to heal Nikola-san,
[00:35] Haga
    but it was Tesla-san who awoke.
[00:38] Haga
    It turns out Alba-sama is a meta AI, too.
[00:42] Nikola
    What are you planning?
[00:45] Nikola
    Let's hear it, Alba.
[00:48] Ren
    Tesla-sama!
[00:50] Ren
    Might I say something?
[00:53] Ren
    Alba-sama saved us debuggers from despair.
[00:58] Ren
    We're even sending people like Akira around
    the world to deal with the bad debuggers!
[01:05] Ren
    So, please... can't you come
     to accept our way of life?
[01:11] Alba
    You can do things your way, Big Sis.
[01:14] Alba
    This is my country!
[01:15] Alba
    You don't have any authority here!
[01:20] Alba
    O-Ow...
[01:23] Nikola
    Ren, was it? Prepare me a room.
[01:27] Nikola
    I'm tired.
[01:28] Nikola
    I'm going to rest.
[01:29] Haga
    O-Okay...
[03:03] Akira
    So there's a meta AI inside Nikola-chan?
[03:04] Sign
    The Diamond
[03:04] Sign
    The Diamond
[03:07] Akira
    That explains a lot.
[03:09] Akira
    But also, you should've told me!
[03:12] Akira
    We're friends, right?
[03:14] Haga
    S-Sorry...
[03:16] Amano
    Well, we've discussed
    enough today, haven't we?
[03:18] Amano
    So much has happened, and I'm pooped.
[03:22] Akira
    Welp, Haga-chan!
[03:24] Akira
    See you at the study group tomorrow!
[03:25] Haga
    Yes. Goodnight.
[03:38] Haga
    All right. Time to get some work done.
[03:41] Nikola
    Hey, there.
[03:42] Haga
    Tesla-san?! Why are you in my room?
[03:45] Nikola
    I need to tell you something.
[03:48] Haga
    Oh...
[03:49] Haga
    Is Nikola-san not going to wake up?
[03:54] Nikola
    I'm going to let her rest a little more.
[03:57] Nikola
    And I'm going to do the same.
[04:01] Nikola
    I didn't expect that I would personally
    take damage while inside an NPC vessel.
[04:06] Haga
    So you've been asleep
     for the past month, too?
[04:10] Nikola
    I was in a dark place.
[04:14] Nikola
    It felt like I was sinking
    into an endless lake.
[04:22] Nikola
    I survived by finding and eating faint lights.
[04:25] Haga
    Lights? Could she mean the food we gave her?
[04:28] Sign
    Eat up...
[04:30] Nikola
    Well, it's got nothing to do with you players.
[04:34] Nikola
    You don't need to report it.
[04:36] Nikola
    But there's something I do want you to report.
[04:42] Ren
    So you're a meta AI, Alba-sama?
[04:44] Akane
    What a surprise!
[04:47] Alba
    I didn't mean to hide it.
[04:50] Alba
    But I never found the right time to tell you.
[04:52] Ren
    Alba-sama, our loyalty remains unchanged.
[04:56] Ren
    Don't worry!
[04:57] Akane
    Same goes for me!
[04:59] Alba
    You guys...
[05:00] Ren
    If you desire it, we can eliminate them.
[05:05] Akira
    What are you saying, Ren?
[05:08] Ren
    What's the matter, Akira?
    Have you taken a liking to them?
[05:10] Akira
    Huh? They're not even that dangerous!
[05:14] Ren
    They wiped out everyone
    at Bayle Castle, didn't they?
[05:17] Ren
    We don't know for sure that
    they're not a threat.
[05:20] Akira
    There's no way—
[05:21] Alba
    Enough now.
[05:23] Alba
    Ren, calm down.
[05:25] Alba
    I'm not going to pick a fight
    with Tesla for no reason.
[05:29] Alba
    It's fine. There's nothing to worry about.
[05:33] Haga
    You want me to report Alba-sama?
[05:36] Nikola
    Correct.
[05:37] Nikola
    His operational methods
    leave something to be desired.
[05:42] Nikola
    Just note that something feels off and
    you're requesting that it be investigated.
[05:49] Nikola
    The developers can make the call.
[05:52] Haga
    Understood.
[05:54] Nikola
    Very good.
[05:57] Nikola
    I'm counting on you, Haga.
[06:02] Akira
    How could Ren say that about
    the guests I brought?
[06:06] Akane
    Now, now. He's just being cautious.
[06:09] Akane
    At times like this...
[06:11] Sign
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[06:11] Sign
    Fruit Milk
[06:11] Akane
    You have yourself some of Mazuna's
     famous fruit milk and cheer up!
[06:16] Akira
    Wow, thanks!
[06:18] Akane
    There's still plenty in the cafeteria.
[06:21] Akira
    Oh, right. Didn't I promise to get
     Haga-chan and the others some?
[06:29] Haga
    The meta AI in charge of the
    Principality of Sai, Alba,
[06:34] Haga
    seems to be aggressively
    interacting with players.
[06:41] Akane
    Heyo, Amanyan!
[06:43] Akira
    We brought the good stuff!
[06:44] Amane
    I was asleep, you know?
[06:48] Haga
    He appears to be taking a leadership role
    outside the scope of any debugging activities.
[06:58] Haga
    Just in case, I'd like to confirm
    whether this behavior is intended.
[07:02] Haga
    That should do it.
[07:03] Haga
    Now I just...
[07:11] Sign
    Send
[07:11] Sign
    Cancel
[07:14] Akira
    It's so good!
[07:14] Sign
    Fruit Milk
[07:34] Haga
    Where am I?
[07:43] Haga
    Three stun potions. Two sleeping drugs.
[07:46] Haga
    Ten packets of gunpowder.
[07:48] Haga
    And the whistle Akira-san gave me...
[07:52] Haga
    Not having my knife or debugger stone hurts.
[08:01] Haga
    I'm probably underground.
    This seems to be a chapel or something.
[08:08] Haga
    At times like this,
    it's important to stay calm.
[08:11] Haga
    I'll start by filling out a bug report.
[08:15] Haga
    I've been warped somewhere.
[08:16] Haga
    I was absorbed in my work
    and don't know exactly when.
[08:21] Haga
    But I was just about to report Alba-sama,
    which means... maybe...
[08:29] Haga
    No, I'll contemplate the parts
    I don't understand later.
[08:32] Haga
    Right now, I need to get out of here.
[08:35] Haga
    I hope I'm the only one who got warped.
[08:38] Haga
    I'm worried about the others.
[08:44] Haga
    Akira-san said that only elves can
    hear this. Will it reach her?
[08:49] Haga
    I'll try blowing it at regular intervals.
[08:52] Haga
    Now, time to get searching.
[08:58] Sign
    The Next Day
[09:00] People
    Alba-sama!
[09:02] People
    Alba-sama!
[09:07] Ren
    Alba-sama, you did the
    right thing with Haga.
[09:11] Alba
    Indeed.
[09:12] Alba
    He tried to send that bug
    report sooner than I thought.
[09:16] Alba
    It was a close call.
[09:18] Ren
    I'd heard he was dedicated to debugging,
[09:21] Ren
    but I didn't realize the extent of it.
[09:23] Sign
    Grasp
    Allows continuous targeting of anyone who
     has offered up their name to be burned
[09:24] Alba
    You offered up their names,
    so I was able to deal with this quickly.
[09:29] Alba
    You saved us.
[09:30] Ren
    You honor me with your praise.
[09:32] Ren
    However, Tesla-sama remains here asleep.
[09:36] Alba
    She can't do anything on her own.
[09:39] Alba
    Just lock her up. It'll be fine.
[09:41] Ren
    As you wish.
[09:43] Ren
    There's just one other problem.
[09:47] Ren
    Akira and Akane offered up their
     names too, so they probably also...
[09:54] Alba
    Seriously?
[09:56] Sign
    Fruit Milk
[09:56] Sign
    Fruit Milk
[09:56] Sign
    Fruit Milk
[09:56] Sign
    Fruit Milk
[10:04] Amano
    So we've finished all the fruit milk
    and the few snacks we had?
[10:08] Akira
    We need to find some water, at least.
[10:10] Akane
    It's all good.
[10:12] Akane
    If we just wait, Ren or
    Alba-sama will come save us.
[10:15] Akira
    But what if this happened
    to the two of them as well?
[10:19] Amano
    I doubt it.
[10:21] Amano
    I suspect they're the ones behind it.
[10:25] Amano
    Tesla showing up really undermined
     Alba's authority, didn't it?
[10:29] Amano
    I can imagine he'd want to get rid of us.
[10:31] Akira
    Then how do you explain me and Akane?
[10:33] Akira
    Why would he teleport us, too?
[10:35] Akane
    How dare you doubt Alba-sama!
[10:40] Amano
    Sorry! Sorry!
[10:43] (Flashback) Ren
    If you desire it, we can eliminate them.
[10:52] Akira
    We've got other stuff to
    worry about right now.
[10:54] Akira
    Let's just get moving!
[10:55] Amano
    Y-Yeah.
[10:57] Amano
    Luckily, there don't seem
    to be any monsters.
[11:00] Amano
    Let's get a move on...
[11:03] Amano
    and get as far as we can.
[11:05] Akane
    You're all fired up!
[11:07] Akane
    Go, Amanyan!
[11:08] Amano
    Okay, we're off!
[11:10] Amano
    Wait, use your own legs!
[11:15] Akane
    We're just fragile little women!
[11:18] Akira
    You're so mean!
[11:18] Amano
    You two, I swear...
[11:20] Amano
    It'd be weird to say, so I won't.
[11:23] Amano
    But those are just avatars.
[11:25] Amano
    There's no telling if
    they're actually girls or not.
[11:39] Douka
    Oh? You're awake?
[11:43] Douka
    I've just finished preparing your meal.
[11:46] Douka
    Can you eat?
[11:49] Douka
    My name is Douka.
[11:52] Douka
    Ren-sama told me to take care of you.
[11:59] Nikola
    U-Um, where's Haga-san?
[12:06] Sign
     Mazuna, the Capital
    
    A fortress city in the middle of Malmook Lake. The balance
     between the elementals collapsed and the lake dried up,
     but the city's high walls still keep away invaders.
[12:10] Sign
    Mardel
    
    God of fire, destruction, and war. On Clayborne, where conflict is constant,
     he is the most worshiped of all the gods. High priests of Mardel can use
     offensive magic the likes of which rivals mages.
[12:10] Sign
    Fruit
    Milk
[12:10] Sign
    Coffee
     Milk
[12:10] Sign
    Strawberry
    Milk
[12:14] Sign
    Two Days
     Later
[12:19] Haga
    I guess it's no use.
[12:22] Haga
    Here's another door clearly meant
    to be entered from the other side.
[12:26] Haga
    I've figured out that there is
    normal means of escape.
[12:31] Haga
    Which leaves me no choice.
    I'd really rather not do this, but...
[12:36] Haga
    This should be good.
[12:47] Haga
    Not the right angle, huh?
[13:02] Haga
    The wall clipping bug.
[13:03] Haga
    I reported this a long time ago.
    Lucky for me, they still haven't fixed it.
[13:04] Sign
    Wall Clipping Bug
    Hold a flat object and dash against a wall to pass through it.
    Use wisely, because you cannot return in some areas.
[13:12] Haga
    It's pretty dark.
[13:14] Haga
    At times like this, you go back to basics.
[13:17] Haga
    Careful mapping!
[13:19] Haga
    I don't have a weapon, so the first
    thing I need to do is find an armory.
[13:23] Sign
    Uh-oh!
[13:23] Haga
    Uh-oh!
[13:32] Haga
    What's this? It smells musty.
[13:38] Haga
    B-Books?
[13:44] Haga
    Is this... a library?
[13:49] Haga
    Look at all these books.
[13:55] Haga
    Could it possibly be...
[13:58] Haga
    It's full of flavor text you can read!
[13:59] Sign
    Flavor Text: Text that, while not necessary for the game, adds depth to its world
[14:02] Haga
    Don't tell me that all
    these books are readable.
[14:05] Haga
    Ache, ache, ache...
[14:05] Sign
    Ache
[14:05] Sign
    Ache
[14:05] Sign
    Ache
[14:05] Sign
    Ache
[14:05] Sign
    Ache
[14:05] Sign
    Ache
[14:08] Haga
    No! I don't have time to be debugging!
[14:12] Haga
    I don't...
[14:13] Sign
    If the first comrade disappea
    rs, it will cause great problems fo
    r hte publication.
    
    One of the powder monkeys said to me that
    there is light on theee otter side...
[14:15] Haga
    But...
[14:15] Haga
    The line breaks are a mess!
[14:17] Sign
    the ▯ of night
[14:17] Haga
    Characters are screwed up!
[14:18] Sign
    If the first comrade disappea
    rs, it will cause great problems fo
    r hte publication.
[14:19] Haga
    Typos! Mistranslations!
[14:20] Haga
    And they're using full width double-byte
    characters so it doesn't even fit on the page!
[14:20] Sign
    ...appeared before me.
    It was a huge serpent.
    My hands shook as I
[14:29] Haga
    Maybe I can just check two or three books.
[14:37] Haga
    Yes, this is definitely
    another mistranslation.
[14:39] Haga
    There are so many of them.
[14:45] Haga
    Wh-Who's there?
[14:47] Haga
    A-Amano-san?
[15:18] Kinoshita
    Um... A-Are you okay?
[15:23] Kinoshita
    I-I'm sorry for scaring you!
[15:26] Kinoshita
    I'm Kinoshita, a part-timer with Entermation!
[15:30] Haga
    Wh-What? Entermation,
    as in the debugging company?
[15:34] Kinoshita
    Yes!
[15:35] Haga
    S-So you're a debugger?
[15:42] Amano
    What's with this dungeon?
[15:44] Amano
    There aren't any monsters, but the map's
    complicated and full of dead ends.
[15:50] Amano
    What the heck is going on here?
[15:52] Akane
    That's a dead end.
[15:55] Akira
    It's like a maze.
[15:58] Amano
    Can you still hear the whistle?
[16:00] Akira
    Yup. Every day for the past three days.
[16:02] Akira
    Three times at regular intervals.
[16:04] Amano
    Nobody else but Haga would
    be so weirdly punctual.
[16:07] Amano
    If he's down here too,
     I want to meet up with him fast.
[16:12] Amano
    Light?
[16:13] Akane
    That has to be Haga-chan!
[16:15] Akira
    Akane!
[16:15] Akane
    Haga-chan!
[16:16] Amano
    Hey, wait!
[16:28] Akane
    Wow!
[16:31] Amano
    A c-casino?
[16:37] Kinoshita
    You see, I was actually
    a lizardman originally...
[16:42] Kinoshita
    But one day I bought a "Fluffy Dragon"
    equipment set from a merchant.
[16:42] Sign
    What do
     you think?
[16:42] Sign
    It's great!
[16:49] Kinoshita
    When I equipped it, I ended up like this.
[16:51] Kinoshita
    And I can't take it off.
[16:53] Haga
    I see.
[16:55] Haga
    Maybe it's a loading error
    because it hasn't been modeled.
[16:59] Haga
    So, did you report it?
[17:01] Haga
    You didn't report this bug
    with your debugger stone?
[17:04] Kinoshita
    No, I don't usually carry
    my stone with me.
[17:08] Kinoshita
    And not too long after,
     I suddenly got warped here.
[17:13] Haga
    Suddenly warped, huh?
[17:14] Haga
    Just like me.
[17:16] Kinoshita
    Actually, it's been a long time since
    I've heard any talk of reporting bugs.
[17:21] Kinoshita
    There are really people out there
    still debugging, huh?
[17:24] Haga
    I get that a lot.
[17:27] Haga
    I mean, I feel like
    it's the only thing I can do.
[17:31] Kinoshita
    Ah, I think I know what you mean.
[17:35] Kinoshita
    I think I would've gone crazy
     if it weren't for this library.
[17:39] Haga
    You've been reading this whole time?
[17:41] Kinoshita
    Yes.
[17:42] Kinoshita
    And thanks to that, I know
    a lot about this dungeon.
[17:46] Kinoshita
    This was an archive for alchemists
    who took up residence here.
[17:50] Haga
    You know where we are?
[17:53] Kinoshita
    Yes.
[17:55] Kinoshita
    We're in the underground ruins
    below the Mazuna Temple.
[18:00] Kinoshita
    They call this place the Diamond.
[18:05] Kinoshita
    We're on the thousandth floor.
[18:06] Sign
    Here
[18:08] Haga
    Floor... 1,000?!
[18:11] Kinoshita
    Yes.
[18:19] Kinoshita
    I-I was alone for so long! I was so lonely!
[18:23] Haga
    Don't worry. It's okay.
[18:26] Haga
    We'll be fine.
[18:28] Haga
    I hope.
[18:31] Hostess
    Welcome to the underground casino,
    the Diamond of Diamond!
[18:35] Hostess
    Buy some coins and enjoy yourselves.
[18:39] Akira
    It's common for RPGs to have casinos, but...
[18:42] Amano
    The customers are NPCs?
[18:44] Amano
    What's the backstory here?
[18:47] Amano
    Hey, you. How'd you get here?
[18:49] Man
    Ha ha ha! I think you should have
    fun and not sweat the details.
[18:55] Amano
    Hey, where are we?
[18:57] Woman
    Ha ha! I think you should have
    fun and not sweat the details.
[19:02] Amano
    They all say the same thing,
    and the dialogue sucks.
[19:05] Amano
    I should report this.
[19:07] Akira
    Amano-kun, you're sounding like Haga-chan.
[19:10] Amano
    You and I are debuggers too,
    I'll have you know!
[19:14] Amano
    Huh?
[19:15] Amano
    Where's Akane?
[19:17] Akane
    No luck so far.
[19:19] Amano
    Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[19:21] Akane
    Phew!
[19:23] Akane
    I got coins at the counter over there.
[19:26] Hostess
    We lend coins to those
    who can't afford to pay.
[19:29] Akane
    If you're lucky, you can
    get weapons as prizes.
[19:33] Akane
    We'll need them in the dungeon, right?
[19:36] Amano
    I mean, yeah, but...
[19:37] Akira
    We do need weapons.
[19:39] Akane
    You just leave this to me.
[19:41] Akane
    I tested a pachinko slot game once.
[19:45] Akane
    I made a living off slots at one point, too.
[19:48] Akane
    And never ever have I...
[19:51] Akane
    gone broke!
[19:55] Akira
    What confidence!
[19:56] Akira
    I've never seen her like this.
[19:59] Amano
    We may as well give it a shot.
[20:03] Sign
    I lost all my money!
[20:03] Sign
    Oh nooo!
[20:04] Both
    Hey, hey!
[20:05] Akane
    It's bugged! I'm going to report it!
[20:08] Akira
    Stop! Get away from the machine!
[20:09] Amano
    Hey, uh, Akane, did you read the contract
    for the coins they lent you?
[20:16] Amano
    It says your organs are collateral.
[20:21] Amano
    Hey, how much did she borrow and
     what exactly did she use as collateral?
[20:26] Hostess
    Oh, Akane-sama borrowed 1,000 coins
    by putting up her heart, both lungs,
[20:33] Hostess
    her liver, her pancreas, her
    gallbladder, and both kidneys!
[20:42] Akane
    Bullshit! I'm leaving!
[20:47] Man
    Ma'am, have you repaid your coins?
[20:52] Akane
    I ain't paying a thing
    to this busted casino!
[20:55] Akane
    And martial artists don't need any weapons!
[20:58] Akane
    Outta my way!
[21:00] Akane
    Gatling Fists!
[21:08] Man
    This is a noncombat area
    where all damage is nullified.
[21:18] Hostess
    Just come talk to me when you're ready,
[21:21] Hostess
    and we'll extract your
    organs in another room.
[21:31] Haga
    I feel so much better!
[21:34] Haga
    So this is the alchemists' lab, huh?
[21:38] Kinoshita
    I would've been dead ages ago
     if I hadn't found this place.
[21:43] Haga
    I'll make as many potions as I can.
[21:46] Haga
    Kinoshita-san, can you lend me a hand?
[21:49] Haga
    We need to get out of this place.
[21:51] Haga
    Oh, and do some debugging
    while we're here.
[21:54] Haga
    Let's head for the upper floors.
[21:55] Kinoshita
    Um, Haga-san...
[21:57] Kinoshita
    We can't go to the upper floors.
[22:02] Kinoshita
    I found signs of players
    who were here before me.
[22:07] Kinoshita
    I think they tried to escape, too.
[22:11] Kinoshita
    But it didn't work out for them.
[22:14] Kinoshita
    The thousandth floor of this
    dungeon is the lowest level.
[22:18] Kinoshita
    Past the great corridor,
    there's a big open space...
[22:27] Kinoshita
    where the raid boss, Silence, dwells.

E13 - Silence

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[00:29] Haga
    He's fast!
[00:30] Kinoshita
    If you enter that room, he'll react
    to the sound and attack you.
[00:34] Haga
    I see.
[00:36] Kinoshita
    I'm into fighting games,
[00:39] Kinoshita
    and in a fighting game, that'd be something
    like a ten- or eleven-frame attack.
[00:44] Kinoshita
    Not even a pro gamer
     has that kind of response time.
[00:48] Haga
    You're right.
[00:49] Haga
    This doesn't feel like something we
    could beat in a straight-up fight.
[00:53] Haga
    You're probably meant to have multiple
    tanks eating the damage.
[00:58] Kinoshita
    See now? There's no escape.
[01:07] Amano
    So, if we want out,
[01:09] Amano
    we either need to repay a thousand
    coins or hand over her organs, huh?
[01:15] Akira
    This isn't one of those events where
    you get saved in the end, right?
[01:19] Amano
    It'd be too dangerous to assume that!
[01:21] Akira
    Then what do we do?!
[01:27] Amano
    Hey, lend me some coins with
    my organs as collateral.
[01:31] Amano
    One thousand, the same as Akane.
[01:33] Akira
    Amano-kun?
[01:34] Amano
    We have to win those coins back.
[01:39] Amano
    And I'll do it... with poker!
[03:14] Sign
    Silence
[03:14] Sign
    Silence
[03:26] Nikola
    Something's not right here.
[03:29] (Flashback) Nikola
    Please, let me out!
[03:32] (Flashback) Nikola
    I need to see Haga-san!
[03:34] (Flashback) Soldier
    I'll pass the message to Ren-sama.
[03:41] Nikola
    I've got to train as much as I can every day.
[03:45] Nikola
    And there aren't many guards,
    but I need to be careful.
[03:49] Nikola
    I have to find a way to contact the others!
[03:50] Sign
    Wall Clipping Check
[03:55] Douka
    Nikola-chan, I'm here to change your sheets.
[04:01] Nikola
    I need to think about using old lady
    Douka as a hostage if I have to.
[04:07] Douka
    That's a scary face. What's the matter?
[04:11] Nikola
    Nothing! Let me do that.
[04:15] Douka
    It's okay.
[04:17] Douka
    It's my job, you know.
[04:22] Kinoshita
    Do you think there's some way
    to defeat Silence?
[04:27] Haga
    Normally, it'd take a huge
     group to fight him.
[04:31] Kinoshita
    Right?
[04:33] Haga
    By the way, are there still
    plenty of books you haven't read?
[04:39] Kinoshita
    I haven't read the ones
     in the back right yet.
[04:42] Haga
    This is where you'd ordinarily end up
    after beating Silence.
[04:45] Haga
    And it's just flavor text,
    so there's no guarantee...
[04:51] Haga
    But maybe there are helpful hints
    in the books you haven't gotten to yet.
[04:56] Haga
    Okay, time to get to work!
[04:59] Kinoshita
    Haga-san...
[05:01] Kinoshita
    When I'm with him, I start to get a
    funny feeling that things will work out!
[05:12] Amano
    He's already won a hand.
[05:15] Akira
    Amano-kun, are you sure about this?
[05:18] Amano
    I was really into poker for a while.
    I know how to bluff.
[05:23] Akane
    Win my organs back, pretty please!
[05:27] Amano
    I swear...
[05:28] Amano
    It won't be easy to rack up the
    two grand I need for both of us.
[05:32] Amano
    There's no point in pussyfooting around here.
[05:34] Amano
    But...
[05:36] Amano
    I'm pretty sure I'm up against
    a hardcore poker AI.
[05:39] Amano
    It's hard to read his expressions
    and movements.
[05:43] Amano
    Hey, this is a good hand.
[05:45] Sign
    Raising
[05:45] Amano
    Raise. Five chips.
[05:46] Sign
    Matching the raise
[05:46] AI
    Call.
[05:47] Sign
    The flop
[05:49] Sign
    Holding
[05:49] AI
    Check.
[05:50] Sign
    Betting
[05:50] Amano
    I bet four.
[05:52] AI
    I'll raise you eighteen.
[05:54] Amano
    Call!
[05:56] Akira
    This is the type of poker
    they call Texas hold 'em.
[06:00] Akira
    I know the basic rules...
[06:01] Sign
    The turn (revealing the fourth card)
[06:03] Akira
    You play with the five cards
    on the table and the two in your hand.
[06:08] Akira
    So, right now... Amano-kun has a full house!
[06:12] AI
    Check.
[06:13] Amano
    Bet. Thirty-eight chips!
[06:15] AI
    Call.
[06:16] Sign
    The river (revealing the fifth card)
[06:18] AI
    Check.
[06:19] Amano
    The situation hasn't changed.
[06:21] Amano
    This'll work!
[06:22] Amano
    All in!
[06:22] Sign
    Betting everything
[06:24] AI
    Call.
[06:25] Amano
    Okay, he took the bait!
[06:27] Dealer
    Showdown!
[06:29] Amano
    Full house.
[06:32] AI
    Full house.
[06:35] Amano
    If both players have a full house, the one
    with the higher three-of-a-kind wins.
[06:40] Amano
    Which means...
[06:41] Sign
    The AI wins
[06:41] Akane
    You lost!
[06:43] Amano
    He had a full house since the flop?
[06:47] Amano
    He hid it and took all my chips!
[06:51] Amano
    This AI is good!
[07:05] Akira
    He's been at this for three hours.
[07:08] Akane
    AIs don't get tired.
[07:11] Akane
    I'll just play some more slots!
[07:14] Akira
    Idiot! We can't trust you at all!
[07:16] Akane
    Give me one more chance!
[07:20] Amano
    Raise. Five chips.
[07:20] Sign
    Raising
[07:21] Sign
    Matching the raise
[07:21] AI
    Call.
[07:22] Sign
    The flop
[07:23] AI
    Check.
[07:23] Sign
    Holding
[07:24] Amano
    I'll bet eight chips.
[07:24] Sign
    Betting
[07:26] AI
    Call.
[07:27] Sign
    The turn (revealing the fourth card)
[07:28] AI
    Check.
[07:30] Amano
    Bet. Thirty-five chips.
[07:32] AI
    Call.
[07:33] Sign
    The river (revealing the fifth card)
[07:35] AI
    Check.
[07:37] Amano
    I've got squat,
[07:39] Amano
    but odds are he's got nothing good either.
[07:43] Amano
    I can't win by being timid.
[07:45] Amano
    Time to bluff!
[07:47] Amano
    Bet! A hundred and fifty!
[07:49] Sign
    Folding
[07:51] AI
    Fold.
[07:52] Sign
    Amano wins
[07:54] Akane
    You did it!
[07:55] Akira
    Amano-kun, you did it!
[07:57] Amano
    Thank goodness! This is terrifying.
[08:00] Amano
    But I still need 1,200 more chips.
[08:03] Amano
    How long can I keep this up?
[08:09] AI
    Raise. Five chips.
[08:11] Akira
    Amano-kun, you keep putting your
    hand to your chest. Are you okay?
[08:15] Amano
    Don't worry. It's nothing.
[08:18] Amano
    Call!
[08:24] Amano
    This is...
[08:25] Amano
    Yeah, if I can use this...
[08:29] Sign
    An Hour Later
[08:33] Amano
    Raise. Five chips.
[08:35] AI
    Call.
[08:38] AI
    Check.
[08:39] Amano
    Bet. Four chips.
[08:41] AI
    Call.
[08:42] Sign
    The turn
[08:44] AI
    Check.
[08:46] Amano
    Bet. Sixteen chips.
[08:48] AI
    Call.
[08:49] Sign
    The river
[08:51] AI
    Check.
[08:53] Amano
    Bet. Fifteen chips.
[08:55] AI
    Raise. Forty-five chips.
[08:57] Amano
    Raise! A hundred and forty!
[09:00] AI
    Raise. Two hundred and eighty.
[09:04] Amano
    A big raise at the river?!
[09:07] Amano
    Even so...
[09:08] Amano
    All in!
[09:10] AI
    Call.
[09:11] Dealer
    Showdown!
[09:13] AI
    I'll go first.
[09:15] Amano
    I knew it.
[09:17] Amano
    A full house with a king and jack.
[09:19] Amano
    The strongest hand possible
    in this situation.
[09:22] Amano
    But I've got...
[09:24] Amano
    Four of a kind!
[09:32] Akane
    A-Amano, this deck...
[09:36] Akira
    There are five kings?
[09:38] Amano
    Yeah, it's bugged! And the AI isn't
    capable of taking advantage of that!
[09:43] Amano
    If I wait for my chance, I can win big!
[09:46] Both
    Hooray!
[09:48] Amano
    Luck's on my side. Thank you, Luu.
[09:53] Sign
    Two Hours Later
[09:56] Amano
    Here we go.
[09:57] Amano
    This was worth waiting for.
[09:59] Amano
    I've got four kings again.
[10:02] Amano
    Time to go all in!
[10:04] Amano
    Raise! Four hundred chips!
[10:07] AI
    All in.
[10:08] Amano
    He's raising too, which means he's probably
    got a full house with kings and queens.
[10:13] Amano
    Which means I'll win!
[10:15] Amano
    There's still one way for him to beat me...
[10:19] Amano
    But if I win now, that two grand is mine!
[10:22] Amano
    Call!
[10:23] AI
    Showdown!
[10:31] Sign
    The AI wins
[10:31] AI
    Straight flush.
[10:34] Amano
    He pulled the one hand that could ruin me.
[10:38] Amano
    No, I've still got 400 coins. I'm good.
[10:42] Amano
    I can still exploit that bug...
[10:45] Dealer
    Now then, I'll be taking all your chips.
[10:48] Amano
    Huh?! You only had 900 chips, less than I did!
[10:52] Amano
    You're not taking all of mine!
[10:56] Amano
    He has more chips now?!
[10:58] Amano
    Hey, you didn't have that many before!
[11:03] Amano
    What gives?!
[11:03] Dealer
    Sir, this is a combat-restricted area.
[11:07] Amano
    Shut your hole! This game's bullshit!
[11:09] Amano
    There are five kings! What the hell?!
[11:14] Amano
    Akira, I'm sorry...
[11:18] Amano
    Offering your organs for more
     coins is our only hope now.
[11:23] Haga
    I see...
[11:27] Haga
    The AI can add chips after going all in.
[11:31] Haga
    Or maybe it's a bug
    involving the player's chip count?
[11:35] Haga
    There are also five kings.
[11:37] Haga
    Better report that, too.
[11:39] Amano
    Haga?!
[11:41] Amano
    When did you get here? And how?
[11:44] Haga
    There's a raid boss room in
    the middle of this floor.
[11:48] Haga
    I came from there.
[11:49] Akira
    A raid boss?
[11:51] Haga
    I'm so glad you're all safe.
[11:53] Amano
    We're not safe at all!
[11:55] Amano
    You saw, didn't you?!
[11:56] Haga
    It's fine! Now let's go!
[12:02] Sign
     The Diamond of Diamond
    
    A casino found at the very bottom of the Diamond.
    It offers irresistible prizes, but the coins to play cost so much
     that some players take out loans and find themselves
    unable to leave.
[12:07] Sign
    Silence
    
    A goat-headed monster that dwells at the very bottom of the
    Diamond. It reacts to sound and instantly eliminates intruders.
    Rumor has it the Diamond was created to seal this monster away.
[12:12] Ren
    Village girl Nikola.
[12:14] Ren
    This is Alba-sama, the ruler of our nation.
[12:18] Ren
    I am his aide, Ren.
[12:20] Alba
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[12:22] Alba
    I wanted to make sure you'd fully recovered.
[12:26] Nikola
    R-Right.
[12:29] Ren
    There's no sign of her.
[12:31] Alba
    She's totally asleep.
    So we stick to the plan.
[12:35] Nikola
    Um, I'd like to see
    Haga-san and Amano-san.
[12:40] Ren
    About that...
[12:41] Ren
    They've already left.
[12:45] Ren
    They decided the journey ahead
    would be too difficult for you.
[12:49] Ren
    Haga-san asked me to tell you.
[12:52] Nikola
    No...
[12:53] Nikola
    But Haga-san said he'd make me a Seeker.
[12:57] Ren
    Well, he must have changed his mind.
[12:59] Nikola
    You're lying!
[13:01] Nikola
    Haga-san taught me how to do
    everything a Seeker does.
[13:06] Nikola
    How to check the walls and try all sorts
    of things under different conditions.
[13:11] Ren
    It's not that easy to be a Seeker!
[13:14] Ren
    What do you know?
[13:16] Ren
    Did you really think a mere
    village girl could become a Seeker?
[13:32] (Flashback) Ren
    We'll at least give you a little money.
[13:35] (Flashback) Ren
    Now return to the village where you were born.
[13:55] Douka
    Want something warm to drink?
[13:59] Nikola
    Grandma Douka...
[14:01] Nikola
    There's nothing in the village I came from.
[14:05] Nikola
    It's all the same, day in and day out...
[14:09] Douka
    My hometown was like that, too.
[14:12] Douka
    That's just how it is.
[14:14] Douka
    The smart way to live is
    not trying to be someone you aren't.
[14:21] Nikola
    Haga-san protected my home...
[14:26] Nikola
    and... and...
[14:33] Douka
    Nikola-chan, eat this on your way.
[14:38] Nikola
    Thank you, Grandma Douka.
[14:44] Douka
    Take care.
[14:48] Ren
    Was this for the best?
[14:50] Alba
    My sister doesn't have the power or authority
    to pull anything in this country.
[14:57] Alba
    The safest thing was to send
    her home along with that girl.
[15:01] Alba
    Not that my sister cares much what
    happens to her, I'm sure.
[15:17] Akane
    I'm out!
[15:19] Amano
    A wall clipping bug, huh?
[15:21] Akira
    Such a simple thing,
    and they still haven't fixed it, huh?
[15:24] Amano
    Haga, you just said there's a
    raid boss down here, right?
[15:27] Amano
    Did you beat it on your own?
[15:29] Haga
    No, that's not really possible.
[15:31] Haga
    It reacts instantly to sound,
    so I can't exactly solo it.
[15:35] Amano
    Huh? Then how'd you get past it?
[15:41] Dealer
    Sir, your organs...
[15:45] Man
    Hand them over!
[15:54] Haga
    Werewolves?!
[15:57] Akane
    What's that thing behind them?!
[16:00] Akira
    Three heads?
[16:02] Akira
    It's a Cerberus!
[16:03] Amano
    Let's just get out of here!
[16:11] Akira
    Shouldn't we try fighting them?
[16:12] Amano
    We don't have any weapons!
[16:23] Haga
    Everyone, listen to me while you run!
[16:25] Haga
    The raid boss that reacts
    to sound is up ahead!
[16:29] Akira
    Then we're trapped!
[16:32] Amano
    So?
[16:33] Haga
    Books! There are books!
[16:35] Amano
    What? Books?
[16:37] Haga
    Once we're in the room,
    stay on the books on the floor!
[16:40] Akane
    What does that mean?!
[16:43] Haga
    Stay on the books! And don't say a word!
[17:07] (Flashback) Kinoshita
    Haga-san! Are you okay?
[17:10] (Flashback) Haga
    Yes.
[17:13] (Flashback) Haga
    Huh? Did I just...
[17:22] (Flashback) Haga
    Kinoshita-san, the leather
    books in this library
[17:27] (Flashback) Haga
    don't seem to have defined properties.
[17:29] (Flashback) Kinoshita
    Properties?
[17:31] (Flashback) Haga
    You could say the way they're
    described in the game is bugged.
[17:35] (Flashback) Haga
    The leather books are... See?
[17:39] (Flashback) Kinoshita
    S-So you're suggesting...
[17:41] (Flashback) Haga
    If we gather up all the books like this
    and place them around Silence...
[17:51] Amano
    They don't make any sound?
[18:08] Kinoshita
    Haga-san! I'm glad you're back
    in one piece from your search,
[18:12] Kinoshita
    but that's quite a gift you brought!
[18:15] Kinoshita
    Huh? Aren't those people with him...
[18:31] Haga
    If we're really lucky,
    they'll kill each other.
[18:42] Amano
    I guess the raid boss is winning, naturally.
[18:45] Haga
    But if they can whittle down
    its HP a bit, that'll be plenty.
[18:49] Haga
    Is Kinoshita-san ready?
[18:59] Amano
    The casino team's been totally wiped out.
[19:03] Haga
    Go for it!
[19:14] Kinoshita
    The time I spent making this
    samurai sword while reading those books...
[19:17] Kinoshita
    has finally paid off!
[19:18] Amano
    What the hell was that?!
[19:22] Haga
    Okay!
[19:34] Haga
    Kinoshita-san!
[19:35] Kinoshita
    Yeah!
[19:37] Amano
    Hey, Haga, is that thing on our side?
[19:41] Akira
    Kinoshita?
[19:42] Akane
    Is that you... Mayu-chan?!
[19:46] Kinoshita
    Akane! Akira-chan!
[19:47] Akira
    No way! Ren said you went on a journey...
[19:50] Akane
    I missed you!
[19:52] Amano
    A loading error, huh?
[19:54] Amano
    I see.
[19:56] Haga
    I'm glad they were able
    to reunite with their friend.
[20:00] Haga
    Not in the best of places, though.
[20:02] Haga
    Hey, Amano-san, where's Nikola-san?
[20:05] Amano
    We haven't seen her either.
[20:07] Amano
    She might not have been warped with us.
[20:38] Nikola
    Why would they leave me behind?
[20:49] (Flashback) Ren
    It's not that easy to be a Seeker!
[20:55] Nikola
    No, no...
[21:01] Nikola
    They wouldn't!
[21:02] Nikola
    That man doesn't know anything about Haga-san!
[21:07] Nikola
    Haga-san would never leave such a huge city
    so soon without investigating it!
[21:13] Nikola
    He was lying.
[21:15] Nikola
    I know he was!
[21:17] Nikola
    I don't have time to be sad.
[21:20] Nikola
    And I shouldn't just walk back in there!
[21:26] Nikola
    I'm sure Haga-san and the
    others... are still there!
[23:05] Akane
    Everybody! Above us! Overhead!
[23:11] Amano
    That probably goes a long way up.
[23:14] Haga
    Looks like we can take a shortcut.
[23:17] Akira
    But we're still on floor 1,000.
[23:19] Akira
    There's probably a lot of monsters.
[23:21] Kinoshita
    I'm sure it'll work out if we have Haga-chan!
[23:26] Kinoshita
    That's how it feels, anyway.
[23:29] Akira
    I know what you mean.
[23:30] Haga
    Okay!
[23:32] Haga
    Let's head upwards, then.
[23:38] Akira
    Akane!
[23:43] Amano
    Wh-What?
[23:45] Kinoshita
    Don't tell me...
[23:53] Haga
    Silence... has a second form?!