# E4 - Assembly and Chaos
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Psychic Princess
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Psychic Princess
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Episode 4
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This is our house special:
our Lu-style chicken combo.
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It is on the house, as our apology to you.
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You are so very charming, sir. I like you a lot.
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What are you doing?
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Do not be afraid, sir.
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I know a little about the art of massage.
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If you are sore at all, I can work my magic.
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Talk about taking advantage.
What idiot would fall for that?
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Really?! That'd be great! Please do!
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Are you stupid?!
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Have you been feeling annoyed,
anxious or breathless recently, sir?
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Now that you mention it, a little, yeah.
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Then, you are in luck. I happen to
know a little trick to remedy that.
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If you have no objections,
I can show it to you, sir.
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What if I still feel bad afterwards?
Got anything more vigorous?
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Then, I will have to use my ultimate technique:
The Ruoyan Deep Tissue Massage.
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Mistress Ruoyan! Mistress Ruoyan!
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Mistress Ruoyan, that
troublesome client is here again.
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W-Waiter, b-bring my lord
the D-D-Dragon Combo.
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Sorry, sir, we do not have this combo.
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Th-Then, we will have the b-big combo.
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All the private rooms are occupied.
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What?
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S-Surely you have w-waiters, d-do you not?
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We do indeed. And deals.
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Spend over 500 and you
get a free cola with ice.
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Spend over 1,000 and you
get free wine: an '82 Lafite.
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Spend over 10,000 and
you get a gold VIP card.
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Silence, y-you dog!
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My lord is a-already a premier
b-black card member h-here,
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so you c-can keep your d-discounts.
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My, what an angry outburst.
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This man is severely nearsighted.
He did not realize you are valued customers.
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Wangcai, prepare the innermost
room on the second floor.
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Yes, mistress.
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Get us a b-big room!
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To what do we owe the
honor of your presence, sir?
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My lord s-s-said...
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Ruoyan, did you miss me?
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I have left my palace today solely to see you.
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As they say: "For thee, my love, for thee.
I miss her so, yet ne'er regret how I atrophy."
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Surely a noble like yourself knows
more poems than just that one?
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Let go of me!
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Come, let me recite another poem for you.
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Does reciting poetry not
make you overly hot?
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Hot? My heart is all aflame,
like wearing a sweater in summer!
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Come to the palace with me, Ruoyan.
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Not on your life!
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I will not go to the palace with you!
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Ruoyan, I sincerely love you.
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Nobody cares about your sincerity! Let me go!
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No, promise me first.
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Treating me to a chicken dinner
and a special massage...
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The proprietress here is really kind.
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Do I scan a QR code to pay?
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You are so irksome.
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Let go of me or I will strike you.
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Go ahead and scream yourself hoarse.
No one will come to your rescue.
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Someone in trouble?
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Please, someone! Help me!
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*The proprietress?*
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Ruoyan, stop screaming. Stop screaming.
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Unhand her!
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Where'd you crawl in from, villain?
How dare you harass the kind proprietress!
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Um, sir... why are you here?
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We didn't get to finish what we started.
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Ruoyan, you do not love me anymore...
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Hurry up and leave!
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The proprietress still needs to
finish up my massage therapy!
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Massage therapy?!
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I plan on experiencing her
"Ruoyan Deep Tissue Massage" later.
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You wild monkey! How dare
you steal my love away from me!
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I will kill you!
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Stop dodging and fight me!
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Okay, you asked for it.
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I will beat you so hard, even
your mother won't recognize you.
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Sir! Do not beat him! Please!
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What dog attacks me from the shadows?
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Make a m-move t-toward my lord again,
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and I m-may end up
e-executing your whole f-family!
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What a joke.
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I'll kick this weirdo's butt
every time I see him.
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Do not b-blame me then. You asked for this.
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Stop this immediately!
What if my guest gets hurt?
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Fight! Do not stop! I will
take care of all medical bills!
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**Uh-oh, this man is highly skilled. And it's too
cramped in here to use psychedelic smoke.**
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I have to lure him outside.
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Behold, my storm of needles!
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T-Trying to escape?
You will n-not find that so e-easy!
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Qingwan, this is your first time here, yes?
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The Drunk Fairy serves some
of the finest food in the capital.
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Since Lord Zimo recommends it,
it must be a fine place indeed.
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You are a lady?
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You... You... Let me go!
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Don't expect a thank you.
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I finally found you, little handmaiden.
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I thought I would never see you again.
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Let go of me! Who are you?
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I am Yu Zimo, the man you
threw over your shoulder.
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Oh, right, that guy...
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Come and be my princess.
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I promise I will make you happy.
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No.
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She is coming with me.
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What was that? Since we were kids,
you have always taken my things.
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Well, not this time!
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Hey! What do you two think I am?
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Come, do not be angry, please.
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I bite. Don't come any closer.
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I did not realize you were such a fair maiden.
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I was most rude to you just now.
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Go away!
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My lord, a-are you all right?
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Jun Yiqing.
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Do you not fear our father, the emperor, finding
out you left your palace without permission?
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I left on the orders of our mother.
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Why would our father blame me?
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His father, the emperor?
Doesn't that make him a prince too?
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Enjoy your conversation.
This girl belongs to me.
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Who belongs to you?
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She is connected to the
assassin who attacked me.
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I will interrogate her.
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Brother Ye, can you think up no better excuse?
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I thought we came to cheer up Qingwan.
Why are you fighting over a woman?
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Exactly!
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Brother Ye, you insist on taking this
maiden from me, but what of Qingwan?
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Please calm yourselves, my lords.
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This is the place!
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How dare they throw me out!
Smash this place to bits!
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Yes, sir!
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On second thoughts...
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Sorry for bothering you.
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Perfect. I have you to myself.
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Let me go! Get away from me!
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You would rather be interrogated
by Prince Ye than come with me?
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I haven't agreed to anything!
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Fret not, my sweet. I will treat you well.
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How interesting.
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Yu Princely Palace
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Yu Princely Palace
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Yu Princely Palace
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Yu Princely Palace
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Hey, wh-what are you doing?
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Don't come any closer. I'll do it myself.
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They've finally gone.
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**I haven't had much luck lately.**
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**I met three princes all at once.
Each one weirder than the next.**
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**This Yu Zimo character is
definitely up to no good too.**
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**Why hasn't Mochi come to save me yet?**
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Something's... draining my power.
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*I can't stay here too long.
I have to find a way out of here.*
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My lady, you are very beautiful.
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No wonder His Highness,
Prince Yu, is so taken with you.
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What are you talking about?
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Your Highness.
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You handmaidens may leave now.
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Excuse us, Your Highness.
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Thank you for helping me.
I'll be sure to pay you back someday.
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Wait.
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Stay. I know this situation is hard for you.
But I fell in love with you at first sight.
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Become my princess.
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No chance.
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You refuse? But why?
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Your Highness.
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Can you not see I am busy?
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Your Highness, Eunuch Ji is here.
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The atmosphere has been ruined!
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I do not wish to leave, even for a second—
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Just get out.
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Worry not! I shall return anon!
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I'm *not* worried!
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Despite all his sweet talk,
he still leaves without a second thought.
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The perfect time to escape.
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What's this thing?
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Your Highness, I took this portrait
and asked around the palace.
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I discovered that there is
no such maid in the palace.
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Your Highness?
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Your Highness?
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Yes?
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But Su Rong said the girl in the
portrait looked like someone else.
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Who?
**[16:17] ---**
The princess in the Serenity Pavilion.
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It seems we must pay a visit
to the Yu Princely Palace.