Psychic Princess

Qian Yunxi, the eldest daughter of the Grand Councilor, has had supernatural powers since she was young. Because of this, she has been kept in the Spirit-Cloud Mountain as she is seen as an ominous girl. When she's 16, she finds herself substituted for her younger sister into a marriage with Prince of Ye. However, it is said that the Prince of Ye is cold, eccentric, and cruel.

Season 1

E1 - You think you deserve to be my princess?
E2 - Zimo Debuts
E3 - Domestic violence?
E4 - Assembly and Chaos
E5 - The Smartest Jun Yiqing
E6 - Aunt Xue's Temptation
E7 - Domineering Prince of Ye, save his wife online
E8 - Feeling good to be tsundere
E9 - An abnormal Prince of Ye?
E10 - Princess of Ye
E11 - The Psychic Heroine
E12 - Promotion of the Princess of Ye
E13 - Awakening of love
E14 - A smile can melt your heart
E15 - The Warmer Relationship
E16 - You think you deserve to end this?

Season 1

E1 - You think you deserve to be my princess?

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[00:17] ---
    Father. Mother.
[00:19] ---
    I do not want to marry Prince Ye.
[00:21] ---
    I do not even like him!
[00:23] ---
    Husband...
[00:24] ---
    The House of Grand Councilor has been on
    bad terms with the Ye Prince for a long time.
[00:27] ---
    If we let Shang'er marry him,
     her life will be ruined!
[00:32] ---
    Dear wife, I understand
    the graveness of the situation.
[00:37] ---
    However, the marriage was arranged
    by the emperor. How can I disobey?
[00:41] ---
    I wish there was some alternative...
[00:43] ---
    Father, you promised I could
    choose my own husband.
[00:48] ---
    I have never met Prince Ye.
[00:50] ---
    I would rather die than marry him.
[00:53] ---
    Shang'er, do not say such things.
[00:55] ---
    As long as I am here, I will not let you suffer.
[00:58] ---
    Mother...
[00:58] ---
    Husband, can we not find another solution?
[01:01] ---
    I see no other way.
[01:03] ---
    If we disobey, the entire House of
    Grand Councilor may well be executed.
[01:12] ---
    Shang'er, you are a woman now.
[01:15] ---
    Do this for your mother and me
    and we will ask no more of you.
[01:20] ---
    Father, I do not wish to marry.
[01:24] ---
    I am your only daughter.
[01:27] ---
    If I am not here, who will look
    after you and love you like I do?
[01:36] ---
    Husband...
[01:38] ---
    Shang'er... is not our only daughter.
[01:47] ---
    Dear wife, you speak of the girl
    on Spirit Cloud Mountain...
[01:55] ---
    No. That will not do.
[01:59] ---
    It would be lying to the emperor.
[02:05] ---
    Our entire clan would pay the price.
[02:24] ---
    It is no lie, husband.
[02:26] ---
    The emperor arranged for
    our eldest daughter to be wed,
[02:29] ---
    and Yunxi is our eldest.
[02:31] ---
    If that is not enough, we can
    swap their names and identities.
[02:50] ---
    They are both our daughters.
[02:53] ---
    No one will be able to tell them apart.
[03:19] ---
    There is sense in your suggestion, dear wife.
[03:22] ---
    We must consider how it
    would work in the long term.
[03:33] ---
    Of course. I am not their only daughter.
[03:36] ---
    I have an elder sister.
[03:38] ---
    The half-wit our family disowned.
[03:41] ---
    Wow, this is exciting!
[03:44] ---
    Marrying into that Ye den
    of wretches instead of me...
[03:46] ---
    She has finally become useful.
[03:49] ---
    My lady! You must not lift your veil!
    It is most improper.
[03:53] ---
    Oh, come on, let me have a sneaky peek.
[03:57] ---
    Oh, honestly, my lady.
    What do you need to peek at?
[04:01] ---
    Secret!
[05:31] ---
    Psychic Princess
[05:31] ---
    Psychic Princess
[05:35] ---
    Episode 1
[05:50] ---
    Getting married is such a chore.
    I haven't stopped since I got up.
[05:53] ---
    It's now evening and I still can't rest.
[05:56] ---
    What's the idea behind having me wait in here?
[06:02] ---
    Hey! How long do I have to sit here?
[06:05] ---
    Is there anything else I need to be doing?
[06:08] ---
    My lady, please do not
     rush your "wifely duties."
[06:11] ---
    Huh? What does that mean?
[06:15] ---
    Have patience and you will find out.
[06:18] ---
    The other concubines say that
    Prince Ye is an expert "swordsman."
[06:22] ---
    His night-time "swordplay" is masterful.
[06:28] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Prince Ye practices his swordplay at night?
[06:32] ---
    No, no. His Highness will be bathing now.
[06:36] ---
    Ah, so he finished practicing, huh?
[06:38] ---
    Practicing even on his wedding day...
    Maybe he's obsessed with martial arts.
[06:42] ---
    My lady, did you not know?
    The prince practices every night.
[06:47] ---
    His nickname is "The Night Thruster."
[06:50] ---
    Hold your tongue! Do you have a death wish?
[06:57] ---
    How could I forget that bit?
[06:59] ---
    I did my best, getting
    married in Shang'er's place,
[07:01] ---
    but facing him for real...
[07:03] ---
    Wh-Wh-What am I going to do?
[07:14] ---
    Excellent job today, sir.
[07:18] ---
    Oh no!
[07:19] ---
    He's coming now?
[07:20] ---
    This is my usual nightly
    routine, so I am used to it.
[07:22] ---
    You prepared your cock just now?
[07:24] ---
    Yes, I took great care
    in plucking it this time.
[07:33] ---
    Good, good. What do you plan to do with it?
[07:37] ---
    Tonight, we will begin with
    "Dragons Playing with a Pearl."
[07:44] ---
    Followed by "Flying Dragon
     and Dancing Phoenix."
[07:48] ---
    And then, we reach the climax:
[07:54] ---
    "Hundreds of Birds Salute the Phoenix."
[07:56] ---
    How marvelous.
[07:57] ---
    Yes, very good!
[07:59] ---
    Curse that man. I'll punch him
    if he dares to touch me.
[08:05] ---
    Finally, I can make a delicious soup with the
    chicken bones and a few other ingredients.
[08:10] ---
    Chicken bones? What the...
[08:14] ---
    Has he left?
[08:16] ---
    Your Highness!
[08:24] ---
    I have come tonight to tell you this.
[08:25] ---
    Where is she? She was here a moment ago...
[08:27] ---
    If His Imperial Majesty had not ordered it,
    you would not have set foot in my palace.
[08:33] ---
    Qian Aotian, you sly old fox...
[08:36] ---
    You would constrain me with
    a political union? Wishful thinking.
[08:44] ---
    You are naught but a pathetic pawn.
[08:49] ---
    Listen close. Only Nan Qingwan
    is fit to be my princess.
[08:54] ---
    Nan Qingwan?
[08:57] ---
    I see. So you like hiding?
[08:59] ---
    Perfect. I do not wish to see you, either.
[09:03] ---
    Attendants, fetch her maid, Su Rong.
[09:06] ---
    Move her out of the Hall
    of Esteemed Virtue tonight.
[09:08] ---
    A-And move her where?
[09:11] ---
    The Serenity Pavilion.
[09:17] ---
    Wh-Wh-Where did His Highness say?
[09:20] ---
    I-I think... the Serenity Pavilion...
[09:27] ---
    My lady, please do not be unhappy.
[09:30] ---
    Yes, His Highness has no doubt
    imbibed, and is not himself.
[09:32] ---
    He's right. I am a pathetic pawn.
[09:36] ---
    I am the misfortune of my parents made flesh.
[09:37] ---
    My lady? My lady?
[09:40] ---
    I would like to know if you're satisfied now.
[09:48] ---
    For I am extremely satisfied!
[09:54] ---
    I no longer have to worry about
    pleasing that idiot prince!
[10:02] ---
    Mother, I am free!
[10:04] ---
    I can finally leave this horrible place!
[10:05] ---
    She has lost her mind!
[10:07] ---
    I will go fetch Su Rong!
[10:08] ---
    Wait! I will come too!
[10:13] ---
    God's plans supersede our own.
[10:15] ---
    I thought the odds were stacked against me.
[10:17] ---
    I never thought fate would
    let me survive to the end.
[10:20] ---
    As long as I leave the House of
    Grand Councilor, it works for me!
[10:27] ---
    Why did you react so strangely
    at the mention of the Serenity Pavilion?
[10:30] ---
    The Serenity Pavilion is haunted.
[10:44] ---
    This place is nice.
[10:46] ---
    Not as nice as Spirit Cloud
    Mountain, but I give it ten points.
[11:05] ---
    This...
[11:09] ---
    Does the prince have to be so miserly?
[11:12] ---
    There are so many pretty buildings here...
    Why do I have to stay in this one?
[11:19] ---
    Su Rong, can you go ask His Highness
    to find me somewhere else to—
[11:24] ---
    My lady, I must excuse myself!
[11:33] ---
    Prince Ye? More like Prince Ye-diot!
[11:38] ---
    Making a poor, defenseless
    woman like me fend for myself...
[11:40] ---
    What a jerk!
[11:49] ---
    Evil Prince Ye-diot,
    I won't be beaten so easily.
[11:52] ---
    I, Qian Yunxi, grew up on Spirit
    Cloud Mountain like a wild animal.
[11:58] ---
    My instinct is to survive.
[11:59] ---
    Watch me clean this place up in no time.
[12:06] ---
    What the hey? This is rather embarrassing.
[12:09] ---
    It looks like I can't do it by myself.
[12:15] ---
    Okay, you leave me no choice.
    I will have to summon my servant.
[12:18] ---
    You have been chosen. Come forth, Mochi!
[12:26] ---
    How dare you keep me
    locked up for so long!
[12:31] ---
    Oh, sorry, I accidentally forgot
    about you. Please forgive me.
[12:37] ---
    You only care about marriage.
    How dare you forget about me!
[12:41] ---
    Oh, come on, you know why I got married, right?
[12:45] ---
    All right, all right. I'm sorry, okay?
[12:47] ---
    There's something I want you to—
[12:47] ---
    Say what you like. It won't
    stop me from punishing you.
[12:58] ---
    So that's what's going on.
    No wonder it's so shabby in here.
[13:01] ---
    I thought you were living the
    high life and forgot all about me.
[13:06] ---
    Every day since I started
    following you has been a bust.
[13:09] ---
    I thought coming to the bustling capital
    from the mountain would improve things.
[13:13] ---
    I didn't expect the House of Grand
    Councilor to bully and insult you.
[13:16] ---
    I never thought marrying
    a prince could change so little.
[13:21] ---
    Oh, I give up! Your name should
    be Jinxi instead of Yunxi.
[13:26] ---
    Oh, come on, complaining won't help.
[13:28] ---
    You've got to think positively, be optimistic,
     and do something meaningful like...
[13:32] ---
    Like what?
[13:33] ---
    Like getting this Serenity Pavilion all
    cleaned up. It'll make you feel much better.
[13:38] ---
    What? You want me to do donkey work?
[13:41] ---
    You're like a blind man
    selling a calendar — absurd!
[13:45] ---
    Come on, dear Mochi,
    cute Mochi. You're the best!
[13:49] ---
    Let's clean it up together. Pretty please?
[13:54] ---
    No! Absolutely not!
[13:58] ---
    You know, I can't do it without you.
[14:04] ---
    Fine. I'll help you this once.
[14:31] ---
    Serenity Pavilion
[14:38] ---
    This is all that evil Prince Ye-diot's fault.
[14:42] ---
    Next time you see him,
    be sure to play a prank on him.
[14:43] ---
    Prince what? As if I care about some prince.
[14:45] ---
    Maybe save your energy and figure out how
    to live in this place from now on, yeah?
[14:50] ---
    I'm not worried about that.
    Good things happen to lucky people.
[14:53] ---
    Since we live in this big house now,
    there will be food and drink every day...
[14:58] ---
    Oh, that's right. I've been busy all day
    and haven't even had a chance to eat.
[15:03] ---
    I'm hungry, too.
[15:05] ---
    What about your optimism? Can we eat that?
[15:07] ---
    If we don't eat well, how can we sleep well?
    A midnight snack is in order.
[15:12] ---
    Who's going to give you food
    in the middle of the night?
[15:18] ---
    We won't rely on others. We'll go by ourselves!
[15:20] ---
    Go where?
[15:24] ---
    I did a little reconnaissance earlier.
[15:35] ---
    As soon as I got here,
    I checked out where the kitchen was.
[15:40] ---
    Are we there yet? This place is so big.
[15:44] ---
    Hey, wait for me! Don't run so fast!
    I can't keep up with you!
[15:50] ---
    No, something's wrong.
[15:52] ---
    Something nearby must
    be draining my strength.
[16:07] ---
    Shhh, be quiet.
[16:09] ---
    We'll be spotted if we
    make noise this late at night.
[16:12] ---
    So you have an accomplice?
[16:22] ---
    Who are you?
[16:24] ---
    Who am I?
[16:25] ---
    Oh shoot, he thinks I'm a thief...
[16:27] ---
    I asked you who you were.
[16:28] ---
    You want to know who I am?
[16:30] ---
    Who sent you?
[16:32] ---
    Who sent you?
[16:33] ---
    I asked you that!
[16:34] ---
    Who's asking?
[16:36] ---
    I am—
[16:38] ---
    I am a palace guard. Do you
    have any idea where you are?
[16:42] ---
    Prince Ye-diot's palace.
[16:43] ---
    How dare you! You break into the
    Ye Princely Palace and spout such nonsense?
[16:47] ---
    Give yourself up or be captured!
[17:00] ---
    You claim to be a guard?
[17:01] ---
    Guards don't usually wander around at night
    wearing weird gowns instead of a uniform.
[17:09] ---
    Or maybe... you're having an affair?
[17:13] ---
    If you dare approach me, I'll start yelling
    and everyone in the palace will find out!
[17:23] ---
    He's fast! A master of the arts?
[17:35] ---
    Rats, my joints are locked.
[17:39] ---
    Mochi! What are you doing?
    Hurry up and help me!
[17:43] ---
    That ungrateful brat!
[17:45] ---
    Where the heck is he when I need him?
[17:56] ---
    Lucky I had the psychedelic
    smoke Master gave me.
[18:06] ---
    You absolute waste of space. You owe me a meal!
[18:11] ---
    Curses, I let that wretch get away.
[18:12] ---
    Your Highness, are you injured?
[18:14] ---
    I am fine.
[18:18] ---
    It is the smoke making me feel weak.
[18:23] ---
    This is definitely not from the capital.
[18:26] ---
    Is this the handiwork of that
    old scoundrel, Qian Aotian?
[18:34] ---
    Master told me life is not decided by fate.
[18:37] ---
    You can change your fate
    through your own efforts.
[18:41] ---
    As such, I do not believe in fate.
[18:44] ---
    I believe only in myself.
[18:52] ---
    I believe only in myself.
[18:54] ---
    I am Qian Yunxi, and nobody
    gets to tell me what to do!
[19:05] ---
    Ah, Mochi! How did you fix this?!
[19:08] ---
    Help me move this sign!

Season 1

E2 - Zimo Debuts

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 2
[01:46] ---
    Ever since I married Prince Ye in Yunshang's
    place, nothing good has happened to me.
[01:51] ---
    First, I was banished to that cold pavilion,
    then mistaken for an assassin.
[01:55] ---
    I've had enough!
[01:56] ---
    Well, it's all your fault. You had it
    good on Spirit Cloud Mountain.
[02:00] ---
    Hmph! Don't talk to me.
[02:02] ---
    I haven't forgiven you for
    abandoning me last night.
[02:06] ---
    But if you do me a favor,
    I'll consider forgiving you.
[02:11] ---
    Yeah? What kind of favor?
[02:13] ---
    Push me on the swing so I can save my strength.
[02:22] ---
    Faster! Faster!
[02:25] ---
    That's not high enough! Push harder!
[02:31] ---
    Push harder!
[02:34] ---
    Not high enough! Come on, come on!
[02:38] ---
    Haven't you had enough yet?
[02:40] ---
    How's this, then?
[02:42] ---
    Amazing!
[02:45] ---
    Who dares disturb the serenity
    of the palace so brazenly?
[02:47] ---
    Don't stop! Keep going! Keep going!
[02:50] ---
    I must find out who would be so bold.
    I will seize and discipline them.
[02:54] ---
    Amazing!
[02:54] ---
    Who is playing so self-indulgently in the
    Princely Palace in the middle of the... day?
[02:59] ---
    Let's do it again!
[03:07] ---
    Who is this, happily swinging by herself
    in this most venerable Princely Palace?
[03:11] ---
    Wow, I can't believe such
    a handsome man exists.
[03:19] ---
    You want to swing too, my lord?
[03:21] ---
    You may swing first. I will wait.
[03:23] ---
    Oh, of course. We can hardly swing together.
[03:26] ---
    Do not worry yourself. I will wait.
[03:30] ---
    Hey, don't get all lovestruck!
    I can't swing you both!
[03:34] ---
    Oh, it was nice talking
    to you, but it's getting late.
[03:37] ---
    I have to go. Another time, perhaps.
[03:40] ---
    Huh?
[03:42] ---
    But...
[03:46] ---
    Please wait.
[03:46] ---
    Yes?
[03:47] ---
    Even though I cannot play
    on the swing with you,
[03:51] ---
    may we... still be friends?
[03:54] ---
    My name is Yu Zimo.
[03:56] ---
    Might I ask your name, miss?
[04:03] ---
    What is the matter, miss? Are you all right?
[04:06] ---
    I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
[04:09] ---
    I'm a new handmaiden here. No one of note.
[04:11] ---
    Your position here is immaterial.
    There can be no harm in telling me your name.
[04:17] ---
    Hold it. I can't. Bye!
[04:23] ---
    As the old adage goes, not returning
    what one receives is impolite.
[04:26] ---
    I have told you my name,
    therefore, you must tell me yours.
[04:40] ---
    Miss!
[04:45] ---
    What is your name?
[04:48] ---
    You really wish to know it, my lord?
[04:53] ---
    Give me your name so that
    we may meet again one day.
[04:59] ---
    Fine.
[05:00] ---
    Don't ever forget...
[05:02] ---
    My name is "Grandma"!
[05:14] ---
    Step aside!
[05:15] ---
    Prince Ye is inside. You cannot enter.
[05:15] ---
    Move out of my way!
[05:17] ---
    What is it?
[05:18] ---
    It is me, Brother Ye.
[05:21] ---
    Unhand me.
[05:23] ---
    What are you doing?
[05:25] ---
    I desire a bath too.
[05:30] ---
    My waist is sore, and my back hurts.
    I require the water's soothing powers.
[05:34] ---
    Hm? What did you do?
[05:36] ---
    Nothing to deserve it.
[05:37] ---
    On my way here, one of your handmaidens
    performed a shoulder throw on me.
[05:43] ---
    Is there a maid so courageous in my palace?
[05:46] ---
    I should promote her.
[05:48] ---
    Brother Ye...
[05:49] ---
    Does your conscience not prick you?
[05:51] ---
    Never.
[05:52] ---
    Let me recount the story, dear brother.
[05:54] ---
    She was a curious young filly.
[05:57] ---
    It was the first time
    I luxuriated in a shoulder throw.
[06:00] ---
    I am happy for you.
[06:01] ---
    Dear brother, you have never experienced
    a shoulder throw, so you do not understand.
[06:04] ---
    I do not wish to.
[06:05] ---
    Brother Ye...
[06:07] ---
    May I have that handmaiden?
[06:09] ---
    What is her name?
[06:11] ---
    All I know is that she is new here.
[06:14] ---
    As she is new, I will send you
    all of my newly-hired maids.
[06:19] ---
    You are as generous as ever, Prince Ye!
[06:23] ---
    Well, anyway, how are you these days?
[06:26] ---
    I do not wish to discuss it. You know the truth.
[06:30] ---
    Of course, but I hear she is the most beautiful
    girl in the House of Grand Councilor.
[06:34] ---
    Many men have proposed to her,
    but all were rejected.
[06:37] ---
    And in the end, Father
    arranged for her to marry you.
[06:41] ---
    Do I take it... you are not fond of her?
[06:45] ---
    No. I am not. Did you have
    a reason for you mentioning her?
[06:50] ---
    Yes, I enjoy rubbing salt into the wound.
[07:01] ---
    What about that matter
     I asked you to investigate?
[07:04] ---
    It was as you suspected.
[07:06] ---
    That sly old fox, Qian Aotian,
    can no longer contain his impatience.
[07:10] ---
    I would like to see...
[07:12] ---
    ...whether he can escape from my grasp.
[07:15] ---
    He has already passed the point of no return.
[07:17] ---
    He should have known that this day
    would come when he chose to be disloyal.
[07:21] ---
    Once we have conclusive evidence,
[07:24] ---
    I will make the whole Qian
    clan pay with their blood.
[07:29] ---
    Would that not also include your princess?
[07:33] ---
    What a pity.
[07:48] ---
    If you ask me how much sorrow is in my heart,
[07:51] ---
    I will tell you it is like the
    river flowing east: endless.
[07:55] ---
    There is no escape from such sorrow.
[07:57] ---
    Just as I think it will depart my furrowed
    brow, it creeps back into my heart.
[08:02] ---
    Someone in the palace
    is as sorrowful as I am?
[08:05] ---
    A companion on the same sinking boat?
[08:08] ---
    Slicing water with a sword
    only makes it flow faster.
[08:11] ---
    Drinking to drown my sorrow only deepens it.
[08:14] ---
    How strong the east wind,
    how fleeting our happiness.
[08:16] ---
    An anxious heart, apart for years.
    Wrong, wrong, wrong.
[08:21] ---
    Wrong, wrong, wrong. I am so wrong.
[08:24] ---
    Why was I not told life could be
    so hard as the wife of a prince?
[08:30] ---
    At a time like this, we need
    comfort and embraces.
[08:35] ---
    We can embrace each other, back to back.
[08:37] ---
    Although the posture is so simple...
[08:42] ---
    ..my arm is not long enough to embrace you.
[08:50] ---
    For some reason, this doesn't feel right.
[08:56] ---
    Oh! You're a horse.
[08:58] ---
    You're a mare!
[09:00] ---
    Oh! A human being.
[09:03] ---
    My fellow human!
[09:03] ---
    My fellow horse!
[09:09] ---
    A long time ago, the prince would
    eagerly ride me all day long.
[09:14] ---
    But nowadays, I don't see him
    from one month to the next.
[09:19] ---
    What a jerk. He's so annoying,
[09:22] ---
    I don't like him.
[09:23] ---
    Just move on. You're too cute for that
    nasty buffoon. Why do you even like him?
[09:27] ---
    Find another master.
[09:30] ---
    It's not that easy.
[09:32] ---
    It usually goes like this:
[09:33] ---
    Horses I like never show up,
    and the ones that do are not my type.
[09:37] ---
    Don't worry, I like you.
[09:41] ---
    I know some psychic tricks.
[09:43] ---
    Let's hang out a lot in the future.
[09:45] ---
    My name is Qian Yunxi. What's yours?
[09:48] ---
    My name, Succubus, sounds
    like such a catty name.
[09:51] ---
    I don't want to tell her it.
    What should I do? Help!
[09:56] ---
    It doesn't matter what your name was.
    What's important is your name from now on.
[10:01] ---
    I, Qian Yunxi, on behalf of Nyx, the goddess
    of night, will give you a new name.
[10:06] ---
    From now on, your name will be: Crystal
    Butterfly Q. Purple-Dream-Elegant-Snow.
[10:12] ---
    Otherwise known as Juliet.
[10:15] ---
    Will you be my Romeo?
[10:17] ---
    Sure I will.
[10:18] ---
    From this day forward, I will be
    your eyes, your walking stick...
[10:23] ---
    ...and your Romeo.
[10:25] ---
    Don't call me Juliet just
    because you like me now,
[10:28] ---
    then dump me when you find another horse.
[10:31] ---
    No, that won't happen, Juliet.
[10:37] ---
    Juliet, I'd like to ride you. May I?
[10:40] ---
    Jump on and let me show you what I can do.
[10:47] ---
    Love ya!
[11:00] ---
    Succubus is no ordinary horse.
    She is extremely loyal.
[11:03] ---
    She refuses to let anyone
    ride her, except Brother Ye.
[11:06] ---
    She never lets me approach her,
    however I try to please her.
[11:08] ---
    Who is that girl? Why has
    Succubus not unseated her?
[11:16] ---
    Stop! Who are you? Who gave you
     permission to ride that horse?
[11:21] ---
    Who are you?
[11:22] ---
    Why can't I ride this horse?
[11:23] ---
    Is this your horse?
[11:24] ---
    Yes. This is my horse and you
    are not allowed to ride her.
[11:29] ---
    Romeo, he's lying to you. I am not his horse.
[11:35] ---
    If you can prove it,
    I'll give her back to you.
[11:38] ---
    Fine. I shall prove it.
[11:43] ---
    Here you go. Put on your show.
[11:46] ---
    Succubus, for Brother Ye's sake,
    please let me ride you today.
[12:07] ---
    Come and get me! I will let you
    ride me if you can catch me.
[12:13] ---
    This horse isn't yours at all. Liar.
[12:18] ---
    You are so mean to me!
[12:21] ---
    What a nasty woman!
[12:24] ---
    I'm telling Brother Ye!
[12:29] ---
    Don't cry now. Get up.
[12:35] ---
    Let me teach you how to tame Juliet.
[12:48] ---
    Hey, Mochi.
[12:50] ---
    Get me some food quick. I'm starving!
[12:53] ---
    Yunxi, welcome back.
[12:58] ---
    I rode a horse all afternoon,
    and now I'm tired and hungry.
[13:00] ---
    Help me find food...
[13:01] ---
    No, I won't.
[13:03] ---
    I never asked you to ride a horse.
[13:07] ---
    Mochi, what are you doing?
[13:09] ---
    It's not me. Don't blame me.
[13:11] ---
    If it isn't you, who else could it be?
[13:51] ---
    How dare you scare people!
[13:51] ---
    How dare you scare a ghost!
[13:54] ---
    Who are you? Tell us your name!
[13:58] ---
    My name is Sesame.
[13:59] ---
    I'm just a lonely ghost
    with a very low power level.
[14:02] ---
    Please forgive me.
[14:05] ---
    We'll forgive you, but from now on,
    you must serve us and tend to all our needs.
[14:14] ---
    That's no problem at all. I will do all I can,
    from serving you food to giving massages.
[14:20] ---
    Do you know what you need to do now?
[14:22] ---
    Yes. Please wait a moment.
[14:33] ---
    This is great!
[14:34] ---
    You are ridiculously lucky.
[14:36] ---
    In spite of all your mishaps,
    you always get your way.
[14:39] ---
    Of course!
[14:40] ---
    I am the invincible, undefeated,
    unbeatable Qian Yunxi.
[14:45] (Flashback) ---
    I want to take Auntie
    Xue and Que'er with me!
[14:47] (Flashback) ---
    Husband, you cannot allow it.
    More people equals more trouble.
[14:51] (Flashback) ---
    If they all go, the risk of exposure increases.
[14:55] (Flashback) ---
    Furthermore, they signed
    a life contract with us.
[14:58] ---
    My lady...
[15:00] (Flashback) ---
    You want them? Do you have
    the money to pay for them?
[15:03] (Flashback) ---
    Do not worry about us, my lady.
[15:05] (Flashback) ---
    We have been working here a long time.
[15:08] (Flashback) ---
    They will not treat us badly.
    Please do not worry.
[15:11] (Flashback) ---
    You need to take care of yourself, my lady.
[15:15] (Flashback) ---
    Come back and visit us when you have time.
[15:27] (Flashback) ---
    My lady...
[15:43] ---
    Auntie Xue... Que'er...
[15:51] ---
    Why are you screaming
    so early in the morning?
[15:53] ---
    What's wrong, Mistress Yunxi?
[15:56] ---
    What is it? Tell us what's got you down.
[15:59] ---
    It'll entertain us— I mean,
    so we can share the burden.
[16:03] ---
    I had a nightmare that Auntie Xue and
    Que'er were being treated appallingly.
[16:08] ---
    Don't worry, Mistress Yunxi.
    Dreams are the opposite of reality.
[16:12] ---
    Sesame is right.
[16:14] ---
    I know, but I'm still worried.
[16:18] ---
    Aren't you bored here?
    No one cares about you in this place.
[16:22] ---
    Why not sneak home and check it out?
[16:23] ---
    Exactly what I was thinking.
    No time like the present.
[16:27] ---
    But I am still a princess.
    I need to disguise myself.
[16:36] ---
    Did I not give you the maids you desired?
[16:39] ---
    I desire the one who threw
    me over her shoulder.
[16:41] ---
    You must have kept her for
    yourself, due to her beauty.
[16:45] ---
    General Xuan and I are
    discussing the Western Tribe.
[16:48] ---
    Stop your games.
[16:50] ---
    Western Tribe?
[16:52] ---
    But Father assigned Qian
    Aotian to deal with them.
[16:56] ---
    You heard so too?
[16:57] ---
    Indeed.
[16:59] ---
    The Western Tribe have
    been acting up lately.
[17:03] ---
    Father trusts Qian Aotian. Naturally,
    he sent him to solve the problem.
[17:09] ---
    But Qian Aotian's relationship
    with the Western Tribe is suspect.
[17:14] ---
    Examine our wares!
[17:15] ---
    Take a look at our homemade cloth!
[17:18] ---
    Fresh meat!

Season 1

E3 - Domestic violence?

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 3
[01:47] ---
    Pan, pan, pan! The best pan ever!
[01:51] ---
    A necessity for your daily life and travels!
[01:53] ---
    Our pan can be used for
    cooking and self-defense!
[01:58] ---
    Why would you use a pan for self-defense?
[02:00] ---
    Hello, friend. It looks like
    you're not from around here.
[02:02] ---
    Recently, many thieves and robbers from
    other tribes have come to the capital.
[02:06] ---
    You should buy our pan to defend yourself.
[02:09] ---
    It's just a pan. Why advertise it
    as an item for self-defense?
[02:12] ---
    Who'd believe that?
[02:13] ---
    Shopkeeper, I'll take your biggest one!
[02:18] ---
    You're an idiot. It's a pan.
    Stop acting like it's some kind of treasure.
[02:23] ---
    You don't get it. I bought it because of fate.
[02:26] ---
    Lucky draw! Lucky draw!
[02:28] ---
    New anti-theft items to win!
[02:31] ---
    It only costs a dime for one draw!
[02:32] ---
    A guaranteed super rare
    item every ten draws!
[02:35] ---
    One draw, shopkeeper!
[02:41] ---
    A special super rare item,
    drawn on the first attempt!
[02:44] ---
    Congratulations! You have won
    our strongest anti-theft item!
[02:47] ---
    What's in this box, shopkeeper?
[02:49] ---
    When you find yourself in danger,
    open it and you will find out.
[02:58] ---
    Are you dense? You don't even know
    what you've spent your money on.
[03:01] ---
    You don't get it. I bought it on trust.
[03:04] ---
    Come and see our gray gamecock!
[03:07] ---
    Product of the year:
    a lightning-fast gray gamecock.
[03:10] ---
    Never worry about
    thieves and robbers again!
[03:13] ---
    This lightning-fast gray gamecock
    will easily retrieve your items!
[03:15] ---
    Even if the thief has eight legs,
[03:17] ---
    this gamecock will catch
    them in three seconds flat!
[03:21] ---
    What a load of hooey!
    Even a ghost wouldn't believe that!
[03:25] ---
    I want one, shopkeeper!
[03:26] ---
    Stop it already!
[03:30] ---
    I think you're being a fool.
[03:32] ---
    You do not get it.
[03:33] ---
    If a woman wants something, she will find
    thousands of reasons to justify buying it.
[03:39] ---
    Something else worth buying?
[03:49] ---
    Here comes the belle of Nan House!
[03:52] ---
    Her face could launch a thousand ships!
[03:54] ---
    If I married her, it would be
    the luckiest day of my life—
[03:56] ---
    Go away, you boorish oafs!
    Keep away from my mistress!
[04:00] ---
    Xin'er, you should not speak like that.
[04:02] ---
    Wow, she's so beautiful,
    even I want to marry her!
[04:03] ---
    So beautiful!
[04:05] ---
    Hey, stop daydreaming! Snap out of it!
[04:11] ---
    My lady!
[04:13] ---
    Hey, you! Are you blind?
    How dare you bump into my mistress!
[04:16] ---
    Oh no, Xin'er... my purse is gone.
[04:20] ---
    Hey! The man who bumped into my mistress!
[04:24] ---
    Stop!
[04:28] ---
    My two beautiful ladies, allow me
    to aid you in this simple matter.
[04:32] ---
    My lord... Are you moving house?
[04:43] ---
    Refuel!
[04:47] ---
    Here we go!
[04:50] ---
    Lightning-fast...
[04:51] ---
    ...gray gamecock!
[05:33] ---
    Don't stand there with your mouth open.
    Take a look in your special super rare box.
[05:36] ---
    Oh, right!
[05:39] ---
    OPEN WHEN IN DANGER
[05:45] ---
    Quick! Run!
[05:46] ---
    Quick! Run!
[05:46] ---
    Quick! Run!
[05:47] ---
    Quick! Run!
[05:52] ---
    Qian Aotian, that sly old fox...
[05:54] ---
    How dare he disregard the safety of our
    citizens by colluding with those people...
[05:59] ---
    Is that why you married
    his favorite daughter?
[06:02] ---
    Father arranged our marriage.
    She and I had no say in it.
[06:05] ---
    However, it seems I have one
    more hostage in my hands now.
[06:11] ---
    While you may say that, it must be painful
    for Brother Ye and Sister Qingwan
[06:15] ---
    to be parted by this arranged marriage.
[06:19] ---
    Even before that, that sly fox had
    a hand in General Nan's death...
[06:24] ---
    General Nan cared for me like a son.
[06:26] ---
    I can never repay his kindness now.
[06:28] ---
    He was murdered. He died without justice.
[06:32] ---
    And I will make sure Qian
    Aotian pays with his blood.
[06:39] ---
    My exquisite white jade cup...
[06:43] ---
    While we are on the subject, Brother Ye has
    a date with Sister Qingwan today, correct?
[06:47] ---
    Why has she not arrived yet?
[06:51] ---
    Nan Qingwan, eldest daughter
    of the late General Nan.
[06:54] ---
    A goddess to the capital's saps. Good-natured,
    hugely popular, and the focus of daily gossip.
[06:58] ---
    FORTUNE
[06:58] ---
    I will make a fortune
    selling her personal items.
[07:11] ---
    He caught it? Seems he
    isn't your average thief.
[07:14] ---
    Is that the best you can do?
[07:18] ---
    Counterattack: Pan Throw!
[07:19] ---
    Counter
    attack:
[07:19] ---
    Pan Throw!
[07:21] ---
    Mistress Yunxi!
[07:22] ---
    Watch out!
[07:25] ---
    You're still too green!
[07:26] ---
    Super Combo: Pan Reversal!
[07:28] ---
    Super Combo: Pan Reversal!
[07:30] ---
    Critical hit! Pan-fried!
[07:30] ---
    Critical hit!
[07:31] ---
    Pan-fried!
[07:42] ---
    Finishing Move: Pan Punch!
[07:44] ---
    Finishing Move:
[07:44] ---
    Pan Punch!
[07:49] ---
    People are fighting over there.
[07:54] ---
    If you apologize now, I might go easy on you.
[08:01] ---
    Damn, my face has swollen up like a ball.
    How is that "going easy" on me?!
[08:07] ---
    Got nothing to say? Okay, tough guy!
[08:15] ---
    How dare you ignore me!
[08:18] ---
    Gonna say sorry?
[08:19] ---
    If you don't, your suffering will continue!
[08:21] ---
    Somebody help me!
[08:26] ---
    I know! My safety shirt!
[08:30] ---
    Please
[08:32] ---
    Please spare me!
[08:34] ---
    Huh? Don't tell me he bought that
    from the anti-theft store too...
[08:37] ---
    Get your safety shirt! Metal-proof, ready
    to wear, and full refund if you die in it.
[08:43] ---
    Got you!
[08:48] ---
    Mistress Yunxi, watch out!
[08:52] ---
    Sesame!
[08:57] ---
    How dare you hurt my friend!
[09:01] ---
    Wh-What friend? There is
    only the two of us here...
[09:04] ---
    I will show you what real poison is like!
[09:16] ---
    That smoke...
[09:19] ---
    Brother Ye!
[09:32] ---
    Who are you?
[09:33] ---
    Another one showed up.
[09:36] ---
    Hold it.
[09:40] ---
    I knew you two were in league.
[09:41] ---
    I have a question I wish to ask you.
[09:43] ---
    Let go of me!
[09:54] ---
    Where did you get that smoke bomb?
[09:56] ---
    None of your business!
[09:59] ---
    You...
[10:00] ---
    What?
[10:09] ---
    How dare you strike the face of the prince...
[10:13] ---
    Speak!
[10:14] ---
    Are you the assassin that attacked me
    in my princely palace two nights ago?
[10:18] ---
    Assassin?
[10:19] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about!
[10:22] ---
    He called himself the "prince"... Don't tell me...
[10:25] ---
    You refuse to answer?
    Then, I will break your neck.
[10:31] ---
    Youming! My lord, stop!
[10:38] ---
    This man is not at fault.
    He was helping me catch the thief.
[10:42] ---
    Wan'er...
[10:48] ---
    Wan'er, what happened?
[10:51] ---
    Forgive me, Lord Youming.
[10:52] ---
    I was on my way to meet you when
    a pickpocket stole from me, making me late.
[11:00] ---
    This is a new sight! A day when
    Brother Ye does not win out.
[11:06] ---
    Qingwan, it has been a while. Are you well now?
[11:12] ---
    Thank you for your concern, Lord Zimo.
[11:14] ---
    Thanks to your medicine, I am much better.
[11:18] ---
    Glad to hear it.
[11:19] ---
    I will send you some more later.
[11:22] ---
    After General Nan's death, it has been
    difficult for you and your mother.
[11:25] ---
    Let me know if you need any help.
[11:27] ---
    Wan'er, you asked me to go with
    you to Tan Yin Temple to pray.
[11:30] ---
    What is this about?
[11:33] ---
    Nightmares have plagued my mother
    recently, and she has no appetite.
[11:36] ---
    She consulted the doctor but is no better.
[11:39] ---
    I thought praying at Tan
    Yin Temple might help.
[11:42] ---
    General Nan's death is the cause of
    Auntie's illness and inability to recover.
[11:46] ---
    Worry not.
[11:48] ---
    I will dice Qian Aotian into a thousand
     pieces so that General Nan may find his rest.
[11:52] ---
    Youming...
[11:55] ---
    All right, enough. Let us not speak of such
    unpleasant things in front of Qingwan.
[11:59] ---
    Let us go together to Tan Yin Temple.
[12:02] ---
    Little Po, will you join us?
[12:04] ---
    Naturally. I am a bodyguard of the first order.
[12:07] ---
    If any more thieves dare to
    offend Sister Qingwan, I will—
[12:12] ---
    Where is the thief?
[12:26] ---
    What luck. Qingwan's purse is still here.
[12:32] ---
    That man... was actually Ye Youming!
[12:35] ---
    I see. The real thief slipped away long ago.
[12:42] ---
    And the young man who fought Brother
    Ye was attempting to catch the thief.
[12:47] ---
    Qingwan, is anything missing?
[12:50] ---
    Thank goodness. Father's jade pendant
    is still here. Nothing is missing.
[12:54] ---
    If I had been there, I would
    never have let the thief escape.
[12:58] ---
    How do you feel knowing you hurt the
    hero of the hour by mistake, Brother Ye?
[13:01] ---
    The "hero"?
[13:05] ---
    I should've checked the calendar to see
    if today was unlucky before I left.
[13:10] ---
    Hey, twerp. Why didn't you help out just now?
[13:15] ---
    I was feeling really weak...
[13:17] ---
    You always feel weak when I need help,
    but you're lively again when dinner's ready!
[13:23] ---
    Mistress Yunxi, it is true!
[13:25] ---
    When I was looking for food in the Ye Princely
     Palace, I felt my energy drain halfway,
[13:29] ---
    and I only recovered the next day.
[13:31] ---
    The Ye Palace?
[13:33] ---
    Come to think of it, last time I ran into him,
    Mochi seemed to pass out then too.
[13:39] ---
    Ah! Why do bad things happen
    every time Prince Ye-diot is around?!
[13:42] ---
    That harbinger of bad luck!
[13:44] ---
    Two days ago, an assassin used
    the same psychedelic smoke on me.
[13:48] ---
    Psychedelic smoke?
[13:49] ---
    Anyone hit with it feels drained
    and loses their ability to fight...
[13:54] ---
    I remember now!
[13:56] ---
    It is a weapon used by the Western Tribe.
[13:59] ---
    Is Qian Aotian involved?
[14:02] ---
    Here are my orders!
[14:04] ---
    Lock down the city
    and flush out that man!
[14:06] ---
    Even if it means digging three-meter holes
    all over the city, he must be found.
[14:13] ---
    Brother Ye.
[14:16] ---
    What are you doing? You said you
    would not act rashly and alert the enemy.
[14:20] ---
    He trifled with Qingwan.
[14:23] ---
    He aided Qingwan in retrieving her purse.
    It would seem he is not without virtue.
[14:27] ---
    Do you have any evidence that
    he was the one who attacked you?
[14:31] ---
    If you have no evidence,
    we must not be reckless,
[14:35] ---
    or that sly old fox will bite us.
[14:37] ---
    Brother Yu speaks sense.
[14:44] ---
    Let us go to Tan Yin Temple.
[14:46] ---
    I will overlook it this time.
[14:48] ---
    But General Nan, please find peace.
[14:52] ---
    Those who have hurt Wan'er,
    and all of Qian Aotian's relations...
[14:56] ---
    I, Ye Youming,
[14:58] ---
    pledge that none shall escape my wrath.
[15:05] ---
    That bad luck bringer! So annoying!
[15:08] ---
    So what if you're Prince Ye?
[15:09] ---
    I'll beat you up next time.
[15:12] ---
    You say that, but you didn't
    even recognize your own husband.
[15:15] ---
    He didn't recognize me either.
[15:16] ---
    You were veiled that night.
    That'd even fool a ghost.
[15:20] ---
    Are you picking a fight?
[15:25] ---
    Mistress Yunxi, do not be angry.
[15:27] ---
    Look over there.
[15:30] ---
    Drunk
    Fairy
[15:30] ---
    Drunk
    Fairy
[15:30] ---
    Drunk
    Fairy
[15:30] ---
    Drunk
    Fairy
[15:31] ---
    Drunk
    Fairy
[15:31] ---
    Drunk
    Fairy
[15:31] ---
    Drunk
    Fairy
[15:31] ---
    Drunk
    Fairy
[15:31] ---
    The "Drunk Fairy"?
[15:32] ---
    Yes, this is the best
    restaurant in the capital,
[15:35] ---
    serving only the finest food and drink.
[15:36] ---
    Mistress Yunxi must be hungry.
[15:38] ---
    Shall we have a meal here?
[15:42] ---
    Watch out!
[15:46] ---
    Ow, my hip!
[15:51] ---
    Mr. Zhang, how many times must I tell you?
[15:54] ---
    You must have charm or you must have money.
[15:58] ---
    You have neither, so the Drunk
    Fairy is not the place for you.
[16:07] ---
    This young man is most handsome.
[16:11] ---
    I-I have spent 500 taels in here!
[16:13] ---
    It said I could choose any combo once the
    minimum spend was reached. What changed?
[16:18] ---
    Your spend was cumulative.
    The requirement is over 500 taels on one bill.
[16:25] ---
    I will tell everyone how
    terrible this restaurant is!
[16:31] ---
    Sorry about that, sir.
[16:33] ---
    Please walk this way.
    I will serve you some chicken.
[16:37] ---
    Chicken?

Season 1

E4 - Assembly and Chaos

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 4
[01:55] ---
    This is our house special:
    our Lu-style chicken combo.
[01:58] ---
    It is on the house, as our apology to you.
[02:01] ---
    You are so very charming, sir. I like you a lot.
[02:06] ---
    What are you doing?
[02:10] ---
    Do not be afraid, sir.
[02:11] ---
    I know a little about the art of massage.
[02:13] ---
    If you are sore at all, I can work my magic.
[02:16] ---
    Talk about taking advantage.
     What idiot would fall for that?
[02:19] ---
    Really?! That'd be great! Please do!
[02:21] ---
    Are you stupid?!
[02:23] ---
    Have you been feeling annoyed,
    anxious or breathless recently, sir?
[02:29] ---
    Now that you mention it, a little, yeah.
[02:32] ---
    Then, you are in luck. I happen to
    know a little trick to remedy that.
[02:36] ---
    If you have no objections,
    I can show it to you, sir.
[02:44] ---
    What if I still feel bad afterwards?
    Got anything more vigorous?
[02:48] ---
    Then, I will have to use my ultimate technique:
    The Ruoyan Deep Tissue Massage.
[02:52] ---
    Mistress Ruoyan! Mistress Ruoyan!
[02:57] ---
    Mistress Ruoyan, that
    troublesome client is here again.
[03:05] ---
    W-Waiter, b-bring my lord
    the D-D-Dragon Combo.
[03:12] ---
    Sorry, sir, we do not have this combo.
[03:15] ---
    Th-Then, we will have the b-big combo.
[03:22] ---
    All the private rooms are occupied.
[03:24] ---
    What?
[03:25] ---
    S-Surely you have w-waiters, d-do you not?
[03:29] ---
    We do indeed. And deals.
[03:30] ---
    Spend over 500 and you
    get a free cola with ice.
[03:33] ---
    Spend over 1,000 and you
    get free wine: an '82 Lafite.
[03:37] ---
    Spend over 10,000 and
    you get a gold VIP card.
[03:41] ---
    Silence, y-you dog!
[03:49] ---
    My lord is a-already a premier
    b-black card member h-here,
[03:53] ---
    so you c-can keep your d-discounts.
[03:58] ---
    My, what an angry outburst.
[04:02] ---
    This man is severely nearsighted.
    He did not realize you are valued customers.
[04:07] ---
    Wangcai, prepare the innermost
    room on the second floor.
[04:11] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[04:14] ---
    Get us a b-big room!
[04:16] ---
    To what do we owe the
    honor of your presence, sir?
[04:20] ---
    My lord s-s-said...
[04:25] ---
    Ruoyan, did you miss me?
[04:29] ---
    I have left my palace today solely to see you.
[04:36] ---
    As they say: "For thee, my love, for thee.
    I miss her so, yet ne'er regret how I atrophy."
[04:41] ---
    Surely a noble like yourself knows
    more poems than just that one?
[04:54] ---
    Let go of me!
[04:56] ---
    Come, let me recite another poem for you.
[04:58] ---
    Does reciting poetry not
    make you overly hot?
[05:01] ---
    Hot? My heart is all aflame,
    like wearing a sweater in summer!
[05:06] ---
    Come to the palace with me, Ruoyan.
[05:08] ---
    Not on your life!
[05:09] ---
    I will not go to the palace with you!
[05:15] ---
    Ruoyan, I sincerely love you.
[05:19] ---
    Nobody cares about your sincerity! Let me go!
[05:22] ---
    No, promise me first.
[05:32] ---
    Treating me to a chicken dinner
    and a special massage...
[05:35] ---
    The proprietress here is really kind.
[05:38] ---
    Do I scan a QR code to pay?
[05:44] ---
    You are so irksome.
[05:46] ---
    Let go of me or I will strike you.
[05:48] ---
    Go ahead and scream yourself hoarse.
    No one will come to your rescue.
[05:49] ---
    Someone in trouble?
[05:53] ---
    Please, someone! Help me!
[05:57] ---
    The proprietress?
[05:58] ---
    Ruoyan, stop screaming. Stop screaming.
[06:02] ---
    Unhand her!
[06:05] ---
    Where'd you crawl in from, villain?
    How dare you harass the kind proprietress!
[06:09] ---
    Um, sir... why are you here?
[06:11] ---
    We didn't get to finish what we started.
[06:17] ---
    Ruoyan, you do not love me anymore...
[06:20] ---
    Hurry up and leave!
[06:21] ---
    The proprietress still needs to
    finish up my massage therapy!
[06:26] ---
    Massage therapy?!
[06:29] ---
    I plan on experiencing her
    "Ruoyan Deep Tissue Massage" later.
[06:40] ---
    You wild monkey! How dare
    you steal my love away from me!
[06:43] ---
    I will kill you!
[06:57] ---
    Stop dodging and fight me!
[06:59] ---
    Okay, you asked for it.
[07:23] ---
    I will beat you so hard, even
    your mother won't recognize you.
[07:26] ---
    Sir! Do not beat him! Please!
[07:37] ---
    What dog attacks me from the shadows?
[07:42] ---
    Make a m-move t-toward my lord again,
[07:46] ---
    and I m-may end up
    e-executing your whole f-family!
[07:51] ---
    What a joke.
[07:52] ---
    I'll kick this weirdo's butt
    every time I see him.
[07:55] ---
    Do not b-blame me then. You asked for this.
[08:34] ---
    Stop this immediately!
    What if my guest gets hurt?
[08:37] ---
    Fight! Do not stop! I will
    take care of all medical bills!
[08:37] ---
    Uh-oh, this man is highly skilled. And it's too
    cramped in here to use psychedelic smoke.
[08:42] ---
    I have to lure him outside.
[08:44] ---
    Behold, my storm of needles!
[09:02] ---
    T-Trying to escape?
    You will n-not find that so e-easy!
[09:23] ---
    Qingwan, this is your first time here, yes?
[09:25] ---
    The Drunk Fairy serves some
    of the finest food in the capital.
[09:29] ---
    Since Lord Zimo recommends it,
     it must be a fine place indeed.
[10:28] ---
    You are a lady?
[10:30] ---
    You... You... Let me go!
[10:39] ---
    Don't expect a thank you.
[10:41] ---
    I finally found you, little handmaiden.
[10:45] ---
    I thought I would never see you again.
[10:47] ---
    Let go of me! Who are you?
[10:50] ---
    I am Yu Zimo, the man you
    threw over your shoulder.
[10:59] ---
    Oh, right, that guy...
[11:02] ---
    Come and be my princess.
[11:04] ---
    I promise I will make you happy.
[11:07] ---
    No.
[11:11] ---
    She is coming with me.
[11:15] ---
    What was that? Since we were kids,
    you have always taken my things.
[11:18] ---
    Well, not this time!
[11:21] ---
    Hey! What do you two think I am?
[11:23] ---
    Come, do not be angry, please.
[11:26] ---
    I bite. Don't come any closer.
[11:35] ---
    I did not realize you were such a fair maiden.
[11:37] ---
    I was most rude to you just now.
[11:41] ---
    Go away!
[11:53] ---
    My lord, a-are you all right?
[12:00] ---
    Jun Yiqing.
[12:01] ---
    Do you not fear our father, the emperor, finding
    out you left your palace without permission?
[12:06] ---
    I left on the orders of our mother.
[12:09] ---
    Why would our father blame me?
[12:11] ---
    His father, the emperor?
    Doesn't that make him a prince too?
[12:17] ---
    Enjoy your conversation.
    This girl belongs to me.
[12:21] ---
    Who belongs to you?
[12:26] ---
    She is connected to the
    assassin who attacked me.
[12:28] ---
    I will interrogate her.
[12:31] ---
    Brother Ye, can you think up no better excuse?
[12:36] ---
    I thought we came to cheer up Qingwan.
    Why are you fighting over a woman?
[12:43] ---
    Exactly!
[12:45] ---
    Brother Ye, you insist on taking this
    maiden from me, but what of Qingwan?
[12:48] ---
    Please calm yourselves, my lords.
[12:56] ---
    This is the place!
[12:58] ---
    How dare they throw me out!
    Smash this place to bits!
[13:02] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:14] ---
    On second thoughts...
[13:16] ---
    Sorry for bothering you.
[13:38] ---
    Perfect. I have you to myself.
[13:41] ---
    Let me go! Get away from me!
[13:44] ---
    You would rather be interrogated
    by Prince Ye than come with me?
[13:48] ---
    I haven't agreed to anything!
[13:49] ---
    Fret not, my sweet. I will treat you well.
[13:50] ---
    How interesting.
[13:55] ---
    Yu Princely Palace
[13:56] ---
    Yu Princely Palace
[13:56] ---
    Yu Princely Palace
[13:57] ---
    Yu Princely Palace
[13:58] ---
    Hey, wh-what are you doing?
[14:00] ---
    Don't come any closer. I'll do it myself.
[14:09] ---
    They've finally gone.
[14:23] ---
    I haven't had much luck lately.
[14:25] ---
    I met three princes all at once.
    Each one weirder than the next.
[14:29] ---
    This Yu Zimo character is
    definitely up to no good too.
[14:33] ---
    Why hasn't Mochi come to save me yet?
[14:36] ---
    Something's... draining my power.
[14:40] ---
    I can't stay here too long.
    I have to find a way out of here.
[14:43] ---
    My lady, you are very beautiful.
[14:45] ---
    No wonder His Highness,
    Prince Yu, is so taken with you.
[14:49] ---
    What are you talking about?
[14:50] ---
    Your Highness.
[14:51] ---
    You handmaidens may leave now.
[14:54] ---
    Excuse us, Your Highness.
[14:59] ---
    Thank you for helping me.
    I'll be sure to pay you back someday.
[15:08] ---
    Wait.
[15:09] ---
    Stay. I know this situation is hard for you.
    But I fell in love with you at first sight.
[15:13] ---
    Become my princess.
[15:15] ---
    No chance.
[15:16] ---
    You refuse? But why?
[15:20] ---
    Your Highness.
[15:21] ---
    Can you not see I am busy?
[15:23] ---
    Your Highness, Eunuch Ji is here.
[15:26] ---
    The atmosphere has been ruined!
[15:28] ---
    I do not wish to leave, even for a second—
[15:30] ---
    Just get out.
[15:32] ---
    Worry not! I shall return anon!
[15:32] ---
    I'm not worried!
[15:39] ---
    Despite all his sweet talk,
    he still leaves without a second thought.
[15:43] ---
    The perfect time to escape.
[15:47] ---
    What's this thing?
[15:59] ---
    Your Highness, I took this portrait
    and asked around the palace.
[16:02] ---
    I discovered that there is
    no such maid in the palace.
[16:05] ---
    Your Highness?
[16:07] ---
    Your Highness?
[16:08] ---
    Yes?
[16:10] ---
    But Su Rong said the girl in the
    portrait looked like someone else.
[16:16] ---
    Who?
[16:17] ---
    The princess in the Serenity Pavilion.
[16:21] ---
    It seems we must pay a visit
    to the Yu Princely Palace.

Season 1

E5 - The Smartest Jun Yiqing

Season 1

E6 - Aunt Xue's Temptation

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 6
[01:44] ---
    House of Grand Councilor
[01:53] ---
    What's going on in the House of Grand Councilor?
    They even have guards at the back door.
[01:56] ---
    Seems like they're holding a feast today.
[01:58] ---
    Mochi, go check it out.
[02:00] ---
    Why me again?
[02:02] ---
    You got a problem with that?
[02:04] ---
    Where were you last time I was in danger?
[02:07] ---
    You're the one who left us in the
    private room in that restaurant.
[02:09] ---
    Pfft. And why didn't you come looking for me?
[02:12] ---
    Um, Mistress Yunxi...
[02:14] ---
    The House of Grand Councilor is your home.
[02:17] ---
    Why not just walk straight in?
[02:19] ---
    Yunxi is here without permission, idiot.
    What if her father finds out she's here?
[02:24] ---
    I made a deal with Father.
[02:26] ---
    If I got married in my sister's stead,
    he said he would take care of Auntie Xue. But...
[02:31] (Flashback) ---
    If you promise to stay,
[02:33] (Flashback) ---
    these priceless blood-jade
    earrings are yours.
[02:37] ---
    Auntie Xue always kept those earrings with
    her. They are the only pair in the world.
[02:42] ---
    But my father gave them
    to the Crown Prince as a gift.
[02:44] ---
    Auntie Xue...
[02:47] ---
    For Auntie Xue's sake, I bit my tongue and
    agreed to all of his unreasonable requests,
[02:51] ---
    but I can't believe my father
     didn't keep his word.
[02:54] ---
    I will take Auntie Xue with me now,
     and leave this place forever.
[02:58] ---
    But I can't even get in the damn door.
[03:00] ---
    Mistress Yunxi, do not worry. Look over there.
[03:10] ---
    My princess is still missing?
[03:14] ---
    How is it possible that a young
    maiden can elude you so easily?
[03:19] ---
    Princess Ye is skilled in avoiding
    detection. She is no ordinary woman.
[03:22] ---
    We will keep searching.
    Please forgive us, Highness.
[03:29] ---
    Qian Yunshang...
[03:31] ---
    What game are you playing?
[03:39] ---
    Ah, I finally got in.
[03:44] ---
    Shouldn't be so fat.
[03:46] ---
    Are you looking for a fight?!
[03:51] ---
    Who is out there?
[03:53] ---
    Uh-oh, someone's coming.
[03:56] ---
    I will lure her away.
[03:57] ---
    Wait.
[03:59] ---
    That voice...
[04:05] ---
    Que'er!
[04:19] ---
    Hold your stick!
[04:26] ---
    Mistress Yunxi?
[04:27] ---
    Did you miss me?
[04:33] ---
    Court Yiya
[04:36] ---
    My lady, I never thought
    you would suffer so...
[04:39] ---
    That's why I came back today.
    So we can run away together.
[04:44] ---
    Where's Auntie Xue?
[04:46] ---
    Auntie Xue? I do not know
    her whereabouts, either.
[04:50] ---
    The mistress said Auntie Xue had
    malaria, so she could not stay here.
[04:54] ---
    They kicked her out.
[04:56] ---
    On top of that, the mistress took
    all of Auntie Xue's valuables.
[05:01] ---
    So it was all that woman's doing...
[05:04] ---
    What about Father? Did he say anything?
[05:07] ---
    He does not get involved.
[05:10] ---
    The mistress is in charge
    of all household matters.
[05:13] ---
    After you left, Mistress Yunshang
    made life very difficult for us.
[05:19] ---
    Don't worry.
[05:20] ---
    I will go to Father now and set this right.
[05:24] ---
    But wait...
[05:25] ---
    We have an important guest today, my lady.
    I'm afraid... you might not get to see the master.
[05:30] ---
    An important guest?
[05:32] ---
    The head of the Western Tribe, Beitang Lie.
[05:36] ---
    The master has cozied up to him recently.
    It feels like something is afoot.
[05:41] ---
    He has also caught Mistress Yunshang's eye.
[05:44] ---
    Beitang Lie?
[05:50] ---
    Que'er! Are you slacking off again? Get out here!
[05:53] ---
    Oh no! Auntie Deng!
[05:56] ---
    Move it!
[06:00] ---
    I told you to get to work,
    yet here you are slacking off?!
[06:04] ---
    I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
[06:07] ---
    Big bully. I need to talk to Father now.
[06:14] ---
    Halt! Who are you?
[06:16] ---
    The first daughter of the House of
    Grand Councilor, here to see my father.
[06:20] ---
    The only daughter here is
    Mistress Qian Yunshang.
[06:23] ---
    Where did you spring from, impostor?
[06:25] ---
    We have an important guest today. Lock her up.
[06:27] ---
    What are you doing?
    Are the preparations made?
[06:29] ---
    Father?
[06:34] ---
    Where is she?
[06:39] ---
    Why does nobody recognize you here?
    Are you really the Grand Councilor's daughter?
[06:43] ---
    They bully me 'cause I only
    lived here a short time.
[06:47] ---
    Most of the people here didn't
    like me when I was still at home.
[06:50] ---
    Only Auntie Xue and Que'er were nice to me.
[06:53] ---
    My father sent me to Spirit Cloud Mountain
    when I was seven. I haven't been back since.
[06:58] ---
    It's no wonder no one knows me now.
[07:03] ---
    What am I going to do now?! I need to
    at least get as far as the entrance hall!
[07:07] ---
    We have an important guest
    visiting today, so stay sharp.
[07:10] ---
    Yes, miss.
[07:18] ---
    I have an idea.
[07:29] ---
    How do I look?
[07:30] ---
    Mistress Yunxi, you look beautiful
    even in a servant's dress.
[07:34] ---
    Ass kisser.
[07:36] ---
    You look stunning, Mistress Yunxi.
[07:40] ---
    Shhh, they're coming.
[07:44] ---
    Keep an eye on her. Make sure no one finds her.
[07:47] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[07:47] ---
    Be careful.
[08:10] ---
    Hey, so um, when do we go in?
[08:14] ---
    When the music stops,
    we start serving the food.
[08:17] ---
    You must be new here.
    I have not seen your face before.
[08:20] ---
    Oh, uh, y-yeah.
[08:23] ---
    If there is anything you are unsure of,
    just do what I do. We cannot afford mistakes.
[08:27] ---
    Thank you. You are such a kind person.
[08:32] ---
    What a glorious day. Such beautiful
    weather and blossoming flowers.
[08:35] ---
    Your timing could not be better, Lord Beitang.
[08:38] ---
    Indeed.
[08:40] ---
    The scenery here in the Central
    Plains invites one to stay longer.
[08:46] ---
    Thanks to you, Grand Councilor,
    our tribe could reconcile with your nation,
[08:50] ---
    and I have the opportunity
    to visit here again.
[08:55] ---
    You flatter me, Lord Beitang.
[08:57] ---
    I am merely doing my part, however small,
    to foster peace between our nations.
[09:12] ---
    Now, stay in your lines, enter in
    single file, and serve with care.
[09:22] ---
    Many bandits and thieves have been
    spotted near Xiyun Pass recently.
[09:26] ---
    I wonder if there are enough
    guards to protect the merchants.
[09:30] ---
    Worry not, Lord Beitang.
[09:32] ---
    We have two thousand trained soldiers
    guarding the Xiyun Pass from bandit attack.
[09:37] ---
    Sounds perfect.
[09:38] ---
    Perfect.
[09:44] ---
    So this is where Father is.
[09:46] ---
    I have to make him notice me.
[10:13] ---
    We have prepared a few sculpted
    dishes for you, Lord Beitang.
[10:18] ---
    Look. This "Picture of
    Scenery" maps the shape
[10:21] ---
    of the rivers and mountains
    of our nations in one dish.
[10:24] ---
    A metaphor for our prosperity and peace.
[10:29] ---
    A most creative way to use
    cuisine to symbolize peace.
[10:32] ---
    A wise choice, Grand Councilor.
[10:38] ---
    I thank you for the compliment.
[10:43] ---
    Why does that man keep staring at me?
[11:09] ---
    Are you okay?
[11:12] ---
    Clumsy fool! Have you any
     idea what you have done?!
[11:22] ---
    Forgive me, my lord! Please, have mercy on me!
[11:27] ---
    Take her away and flog her eighty times!
[11:32] ---
    Wait!
[11:33] ---
    Master, that would be inappropriate
    in front of our honored guests.
[11:39] ---
    As long as Father recognizes me,
    I can end this peacefully.
[11:43] ---
    How dare you answer back!
[11:45] ---
    Take them both away and
    flog them! Flog them soundly!
[11:48] ---
    Wait, what? He didn't recognize me?
[11:51] ---
    Do not get so irate, Father.
[12:04] ---
    There is no need to let the
    actions of two maids enrage you.
[12:07] ---
    Qian Yunshang? What's she *doing here?
[12:11] (Flashback) ---
    After you left, Mistress Yunshang
    made life very difficult for us.
[12:15] ---
    Whatever they have done
     to anger you so, Father...
[12:18] ---
    No, now isn't the right time.
[12:21] ---
    This maid is insolent in the extreme, and has
    ruined our centerpiece, "Picture of Scenery."
[12:26] ---
    She may have cursed the
    peace between our nations!
[12:29] ---
    Is that so?
[12:31] ---
    From what I can see,
    I believe this is a good omen.
[12:35] ---
    A good omen?
[12:36] ---
    How is that possible?
[12:38] ---
    The Central Plains and
    Western Tribe are like brothers.
[12:42] ---
    Now, like milk mixing with water,
    we are in perfect harmony,
[12:45] ---
    signifying an even closer
    relationship than before.
[12:51] ---
    My, my, what a silver tongue you have, daughter.
[12:54] ---
    It is all down to your teaching, Father.
[13:11] ---
    Lord Beitang, I apologize
    for that little scene.
[13:14] ---
    This is my daughter, Qian Yunshang.
[13:19] ---
    Yunshang, this is Lord Beitang.
[13:24] ---
    Greetings, Lord Beitang.
[13:27] ---
    Shang'er, you are late.
[13:29] ---
    Lord Beitang must be upset that you
    kept him waiting. Apologize to him.
[13:33] ---
    I am deeply sorry, Lord Beitang.
[13:37] ---
    Oh, do not worry.
[13:42] ---
    Why does he keep looking at me
    instead of Qian Yunshang?
[13:48] ---
    When Shang'er heard Lord
    Beitang would be in attendance,
[13:51] ---
    she had a new dress
    tailored for the occasion.
[13:54] ---
    Oh, Mother, please.
[13:57] ---
    Her thoughtful comment
    a moment ago was excellent.
[14:00] ---
    These two maids did not err on purpose.
[14:02] ---
    Please reduce your
    punishment, Grand Councilor.
[14:07] ---
    He's pleading on my behalf?
[14:11] ---
    Father, since Lord Beitang wishes it,
[14:14] ---
    why not consider a lighter punishment,
    such as docking them one month's pay?
[14:18] ---
    Even Qian Yunshang?
[14:20] ---
    Is the sun rising in the west?
[14:23] ---
    Shang'er, you are always so kind.
[14:26] ---
    Very well. For their sake, you will
    each be docked one month's pay.
[14:32] ---
    Now, leave.
[14:33] ---
    Thank you, master!
[14:35] ---
    Thank you, master!
[14:42] ---
    Father didn't recognize me?
[14:44] ---
    Are my makeup skills that good?
[14:47] ---
    For Qian Yunshang to defend me, too...
[14:50] ---
    What's she up to?
[14:55] ---
    Do not be upset, Mistress Yunxi.
[14:57] ---
    Grand Councilor did not talk to you because
    there were important guests present.
[15:02] ---
    The Spirit Cloud Mountain crew
    has makeup skills you can't outdo.
[15:11] ---
    Not only have I got serious makeup
    skills, I'm also blessed with luck.
[15:14] ---
    Guess which nice person saved me today?
[15:18] ---
    M-Mistress Yunxi... Behind you...
[15:20] ---
    Would this "nice person" you mention... be me?
[15:40] ---
    Would this "nice person" you mention... be me?
[15:53] ---
    The man who couldn't keep his
    eyes off me during the feast...
[16:07] ---
    I, uh, was talking about
    Mistress Qian Yunshang.
[16:10] ---
    What business is it of yours?
[16:13] ---
    Please excuse me.
    I thought you looked familiar.
[16:19] ---
    Might I know your name?
[16:24] ---
    Why's this guy so persistent?
[16:31] ---
    I can't stay here for long.
[16:34] ---
    Why should I tell you?
[16:45] ---
    Please wait.
[16:49] ---
    Let go of me!
[16:59] ---
    Mistress Yunxi, I will save you.
[17:14] ---
    Watch out for incoming cakes!
[17:17] ---
    Why do I itch so all of a sudden?
[17:21] ---
    Watch out.
[17:30] ---
    Telekinesis?
[17:32] ---
    What technique is this?
[17:37] ---
    A woman's self-defense technique.
[17:57] ---
    Your Highness, our agent has reported in.
[17:59] ---
    Grand Councilor hosted a feast today for
    the leader of the Western Tribe, Beitang Lie.
[18:06] ---
    Furthermore, Princess Ye is in
    the House of Grand Councilor.
[18:10] ---
    As I thought. She is a spy sent by Qian Aotian.
[18:15] ---*
    All right. Let us go see them.

Season 1

E7 - Domineering Prince of Ye, save his wife online

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 7
[01:50] ---
    How annoying. Why isn't
    anything going smoothly today?
[01:53] ---
    Mochi!
[01:57] ---
    Why do I suddenly feel so weak?
[02:02] ---
    Who set up an Anti-Spirit Barrier here?
[02:12] ---
    Father?
[02:18] ---
    Right.
[02:20] ---
    I have to talk to Father and
    ask him where Auntie Xue is.
[02:36] ---
    Mistress, are you okay?
[02:39] ---
    Are you blind?
[02:42] ---
    Sorry, my bad.
[02:44] ---
    But since we both fell down,
    let's call it quits, okay?
[02:48] ---
    How presumptuous!
[02:49] ---
    How dare a lowly maid excuse herself
    after running into her mistress!
[02:54] ---
    Mistress, she looks like
    the maid from the feast.
[02:59] ---
    That one?
[03:00] ---
    Yes.
[03:12] ---
    Lowly maid, not only did you seduce
    Lord Beitang, you have also caused me pain.
[03:16] ---
    On your knees!
[03:18] ---
    You heard the mistress! Kowtow to her!
[03:24] ---
    I go away for a few days,
    and your manners desert you?
[03:28] ---
    Don't you know how to greet your elder sister?
[03:31] ---
    What nonsense are you spouting?
[03:35] ---
    Stupid girl. Look closer.
[03:38] ---
    Even if you don't recognize your elder sister,
    you should know the face of Princess Ye.
[03:45] ---
    Princess Ye?
[03:47] ---
    Then, that means...
[03:49] ---
    So you finally caught on. Good.
    I'm going to go talk to Father now.
[03:59] ---
    What an insolent slave.
[04:01] ---
    What?
[04:03] ---
    Guards!
[04:04] ---
    Bring this maid back with me.
[04:06] ---
    I will punish her myself!
[04:14] ---
    You have a lot of nerve for a lowly maid.
[04:16] ---
    Hurry up and bow to your mistress.
[04:20] ---
    Let me go!
[04:21] ---
    You think you are deserving of a bow from me?
[04:25] ---
    Besides, I'm still your elder sister.
[04:30] ---
    My elder sister?
[04:31] ---
    You think you can be?
[04:34] ---
    You are a bastard child
    raised in the mountains.
[04:37] ---
    If I had not afforded you this opportunity,
[04:40] ---
    you would never have come
    to the capital in your lifetime.
[04:43] ---
    Since she does not wish to bow, hold her
     down and make her kneel before me.
[04:48] ---
    On top of being your elder
    sister, I'm also Princess Ye!
[04:51] ---
    You're the one who should kowtow
    before me, don't you think?
[04:55] ---
    Unless you choose to defy your superior?
[05:00] ---
    You may well be Princess Ye, but you
    flirted with Lord Beitang during the feast.
[05:05] ---
    Courting the eye of
    another man is infidelity.
[05:08] ---
    Let me see... Can you still be a "princess"
    if Prince Ye finds out about that?
[05:16] ---
    Think about it, stupid.
[05:17] ---
    Even if I did cheat on Prince Ye,
[05:19] ---
    people would think it was you: Qian Yunshang.
[05:26] ---
    How can such a shameless woman as you exist?
[05:30] ---
    What raving and ranting is this I hear?
[05:37] ---
    Who dares slander the
    innocence of my Yunshang?
[05:41] ---
    Father? Mother?
[05:46] ---
    Father?
[05:48] ---
    Mother! You and Father arrived just in time!
    My reputation was about to be ruined!
[05:54] ---
    Mother! She was bullying me.
[05:55] ---
    Do not be scared, child. Your mother is here.
[05:59] ---
    Oh, come on, she's putting on an act again.
[06:04] ---
    Greetings, Father.
[06:09] ---
    Is that really you?
[06:10] ---
    Yunxi, why have you returned?
[06:13] ---
    And dressed like that...
[06:14] ---
    I came to find Que'er and Auntie Xue.
[06:20] ---
    When did you come back?
[06:23] ---
    Does anyone know you are here?
[06:25] ---
    Do not tell me Ye Youming is here as well?
[06:30] ---
    I came back in secret to visit Auntie Xue.
    No one else knows I'm here.
[06:33] ---
    Do you have any idea of your position?
    What mistress comes to visit her slaves?
[06:38] ---
    Look at how you are behaving. How improper!
[06:42] ---
    Father!
[06:43] ---
    She used her title of Princess Ye to bully me.
    She wishes to snatch Lord Beitang from me!
[06:48] ---
    What did I tell you before you got married?
[06:50] ---
    Do you not realize that such an unreasonable
     act would harm our whole house?
[06:55] ---
    You should go back immediately.
[06:57] ---
    I'll do just that, but on two conditions.
[07:00] ---
    First, I take Que'er with me.
[07:02] ---
    Second, you must promise to find Auntie Xue,
    bring her back, and treat her illness!
[07:07] ---
    Why was Auntie Xue kicked out
    of the House of Grand Councilor?
[07:10] ---
    Why were her precious blood-jade earrings
    taken and given to the Crown Prince as a gift?
[07:16] ---
    Dear wife, is this true?
[07:19] ---
    Husband, Xue was gravely ill
    with an infectious disease.
[07:23] ---
    I had no choice but to send her away.
[07:25] ---
    Yes, Father, Que'er stayed with me.
    Who dares to bully her?
[07:31] ---
    Baloney!
[07:32] ---
    You made Auntie Xue do heavy work on
    a daily basis. How could she not get sick?
[07:37] ---
    Yunxi, how can you sling mud at me?
[07:40] ---
    Is it wrong to ask the maids to work?
[07:43] ---
    Besides, Yunshang let you be Princess Ye,
[07:47] ---
    meaning you could leave
     Spirit Cloud Mountain.
[07:49] ---
    "Let"?
[07:50] ---
    At the risk of deceiving the emperor,
    you "let" me marry Prince Ye in my sister's stead.
[07:55] ---
    Was it really for my sake? The girl
    called a "jinx" from an early age?
[07:59] ---
    Then, "let" me return the title
    of "princess" to my sister.
[08:02] ---
    Ridiculous!
[08:03] ---
    This is an outrage. You think
    you can do whatever you want?
[08:08] ---
    Like mother, like daughter.
[08:12] ---
    In the past, your mother
    envied and hated my mother,
[08:15] ---
    so she used witchcraft to hurt
    people. How cruel and evil.
[08:19] ---
    Oh, but you are not like your
    mother. You are even worse.
[08:21] ---
    You want to hurt your whole house.
[08:25] ---
    You are your mother's daughter.
[08:37] ---
    Your Highness.
[08:38] ---
    We have enough soldiers to surround
    the House of Grand Councilor.
[08:41] ---
    No need.
[08:42] ---
    We are simply collecting my
     princess. Why surround them?
[08:46] ---
    But...
[08:47] ---
    The princess is visiting her family.
     It is nothing to worry about.
[08:50] ---
    Even evil tigers do not eat their young.
[08:52] ---
    Qian Aotian is evil, but even he
    would not harm his own daughter.
[08:57] ---
    Let us go.
[08:57] ---
    Yes, sir.
[09:15] ---
    Insult me all you like, but I won't
     let you badmouth my mother!
[09:18] ---
    Shang'er!
[09:20] ---
    You brutish bastard child!
[09:23] ---
    How can you be so violent?
[09:25] ---
    Auntie, since you're my elder,
[09:28] ---
    I will let it slide this time,
     but watch what you say.
[09:32] ---
    Silence!
[09:34] ---
    Unfilial daughter! Apologize to your sister!
[09:40] ---
    Who framed my mother all those
    years ago? You know it in your heart.
[09:44] ---
    Why distort the truth like that?
[09:46] ---
    My mother never hurt anyone.
[09:49] ---
    That sinner hurt others and herself.
    Conclusive evidence proved as such.
[09:53] ---
    Do not hurl wild accusations here!
[09:55] ---
    Guards, take her away
    and flog her thirty times!
[10:05] ---
    Halt!
[10:06] ---
    The Grand Councilor is hosting important
    guests. No uninvited visitors may enter.
[10:10] ---
    This is Prince Ye. How dare
    you deny entry to His Highness!
[10:14] ---
    Forgive me, Your Highness. Allow me
     to announce you to the Grand Councilor.
[10:17] ---
    I have come for my princess.
    The Grand Councilor need not be disturbed.
[10:22] ---
    Your Highness!
[10:23] ---
    Your Highness!
[10:29] ---
    Admit your wrongdoing.
[10:31] ---
    I've done nothing wrong.
    Why are you accusing me?
[10:34] ---
    Why did you accuse my mother?
[10:36] ---
    You—
[10:39] ---
    I see. You do not wish to redeem yourself.
[10:41] ---
    Flog her.
[10:42] ---
    Flog her until she apologizes.
[10:46] ---
    Flog her with all your might.
[10:50] ---
    You can't hit me. I'm Princess Ye.
[10:54] ---
    And what of it?
[10:56] ---
    Even if Prince Ye were present,
    a father can still discipline his daughter.
[11:16] ---
    Your Highness, please wait!
[11:20] ---
    Do it.
[11:27] ---
    Stop.
[11:31] ---
    And who is this?
[11:36] ---
    Master, Prince Ye barged in
    before I could announce his coming.
[11:39] ---
    I did not dare stop him. Please forgive me.
[11:44] ---
    Prince Ye-diot? What's he doing here?
[11:46] ---
    So Prince Ye does me the honor. Forgive me
    for not welcoming Your Highness at the gate.
[11:51] ---
    It is of no consequence, Grand Councilor.
[11:55] ---
    Why did Your Highness not allow my
    guards to announce your presence?
[11:58] ---
    What urgent matter sees you
    visit us without an entourage?
[12:03] ---
    I have come to take my princess back with me.
[12:06] ---
    I have been indisposed lately,
    and as a result, neglected my princess.
[12:10] ---
    It would seem she came back here alone.
[12:14] ---
    Take me back?
[12:15] ---
    He noticed I was gone?
[12:17] ---
    Damn.
[12:22] ---
    He's looking at me. Does he recognize me?
[12:26] ---
    I found Yunshang had come
    home without my permission.
[12:29] ---
    After asking the reason, I discovered
    she had not informed Your Highness,
[12:32] ---
    and had come here of her own accord.
[12:34] ---
    I wonder what crime my princess
    has committed to receive a flogging.
[12:39] ---
    I have long heard tales of
    Prince Ye's impressive appearance,
[12:42] ---
    despite his demeanor being cold as ice.
[12:44] ---
    But if I had a husband like him,
    it would be worth giving up my life here.
[12:48] ---
    Rats, I gave that wretch a gift.
[12:50] ---
    I was afraid Your Highness' reputation
    would be besmirched by her recklessness.
[12:55] ---
    Her actions angered me greatly.
[12:59] ---
    Shang'er, hurry up and
    apologize to His Highness.
[13:04] ---
    How he twists! With a few words, accusations of
     misdeeds become a consideration of others.
[13:10] ---
    I... I left the palace without your say-so.
[13:12] ---
    I'm sorry, Your Highness.
[13:14] ---
    Shang'er, how can you speak
    to His Highness so rudely?
[13:17] ---
    Have you forgotten how
    to behave in front of men?
[13:21] ---
    Damn him. The prince didn't object.
    Why is he sticking his big nose in?
[13:27] ---
    Your wife greets you, Your Highness.
    Please forgive your wife's behavior.
[13:31] ---
    Princess, do not stand on ceremony.
[13:33] ---
    Your Highness, please allow
    me to escort you to the lobby.
[13:36] ---
    Let me prepare you some
    exquisite tea and snacks.
[13:39] ---
    There is no need. I have matters to attend to.
[13:42] ---
    Since I have retrieved my princess,
     I will take my leave.
[13:49] ---
    So we're leaving already?
[13:51] ---
    Oh, wait, I can use this opportunity.
[13:54] ---
    Since Your Highness has matters to attend to,
    I will not keep Your Highness a moment longer.
[13:58] ---
    A moment.
[14:00] ---
    I am ever so lonely in the palace.
    That is why I sneaked back home.
[14:05] ---
    If the maid I grew up with
     could accompany me back,
[14:08] ---
    I would not run off again.
[14:11] ---
    This girl is shrewd indeed.
[14:14] ---
    I'd be stupid not to take advantage
     of such a golden opportunity.
[14:19] ---
    Oh, and about Auntie Xue... please
    find her in the next ten days, Father.
[14:24] ---
    That won't be a problem, right?
[14:25] ---
    Ten days?
[14:27] ---
    That is...
[14:28] ---
    If I don't get to see Auntie Xue,
    I will miss her so much,
[14:31] ---
    and I might go saying something stupid.
[14:33] ---
    How dare she threaten me!
[14:36] ---
    I should not have let her marry Prince Ye.
[14:40] ---
    I shall endeavor to do what I can.
[14:43] ---
    And please follow the rules
    and rituals, Your Highness.
[14:45] ---
    Stay at the Ye Princely Palace, and do not
    do anything unbefitting of your status.
[14:51] ---
    I loathe you! Do you think you
    deserve to be Princess Ye?
[14:55] ---
    I gave you that position as a charity to you.
[14:57] ---
    Qian Yunxi, just you wait!
[15:07] ---
    Farewell, Your Highness.
[15:09] ---
    By the way, I was told you held a feast today,
    and a special guest was in attendance.
[15:15] ---
    An old friend of mine who had
    made a rare trip to the capital.
[15:20] ---
    Someone from the west?
[15:23] ---
    He... is fond of traveling.
[15:31] ---
    So...
[15:33] ---
    You are Princess Ye, hm?
[15:43] ---
    Great! It seems the title of
    "Princess Ye" finally came in useful.
[15:47] ---
    I can mess around with Que'er again.
    I'm happy just thinking about it!
[16:05] ---
    Just so we're clear.
[16:06] ---
    I don't love you in the slightest.
[16:09] ---
    But... thank you for today.

Season 1

E8 - Feeling good to be tsundere

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 8
[02:11] ---
    So you are feeling lion-hearted, hm?
    How dare you stand in my way...
[02:15] ---
    Beauty Chu, His Highness ordered me
    not to admit anyone to see him today.
[02:20] ---
    I am His Highness' favorite
    concubine. Move aside!
[02:23] ---
    P-Please do not make this difficult for me...
[02:32] ---
    Your Highness, are you off to visit someone?
[02:35] ---
    Please take me with you.
[02:38] ---
    Business. Not convenient.
[02:42] ---
    Your Highness!
[02:44] ---
    Your Highness!
[02:48] ---
    In the past, Prince Ye loved only Beauty Chu,
     but see how she is treated now.
[02:52] ---
    Look at the color her face has turned.
[03:09] ---
    I am sorry I hurt you, mistress. I deserve death!
[03:12] ---
    Even you dare to hurt me?
[03:15] ---
    Get out!
[03:16] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[03:22] ---
    Get out! All of you! Get out!
[03:27] ---
    Get out!
[03:30] ---
    What has happened?
[03:32] ---
    Who has angered you so,
    Little Sister Jiao'er?
[03:36] ---
    Have my elder sisters come to mock me?
[03:44] ---
    Little sister appears to be in a bad mood.
[03:46] ---
    Is it because His Highness has a new favorite?
[03:49] ---
    A new favorite?!
[03:51] ---
    A few days ago, His Highness
    brought two girls back with him.
[03:55] ---
    Two little girls have usurped me, Chu Jiao'er?
[04:00] ---
    One of them is in fact
    Princess Ye, Qian Yunshang.
[04:04] ---
    What?!
[04:09] ---
    Does she not reside in the Serenity Pavilion?
[04:13] ---
    Why would he...
[04:16] ---
    Are you all right, little sister?
[04:19] ---
    She is restless with ambition and cunning.
[04:22] ---
    I do not know what witchcraft she has used
    to suddenly attract the gaze of His Highness.
[04:27] ---
    We were all sent here by the empress
    dowager, but your route was different.
[04:32] ---
    You were brought here
    by His Highness himself.
[04:35] ---
    His Highness loved you from the
    moment you set foot in the palace.
[04:38] ---
    His sudden loss of interest in you
    must be related to Princess Ye.
[04:44] ---
    You were orphaned. You rely solely
    on His Highness for food and shelter.
[04:48] ---
    If you fall out of favor...
[04:50] ---
    Our families can still support us,
[04:52] ---
    but my poor little sister, you have no one else...
[04:56] ---
    Qian Yunshang!
[05:09] ---
    Don't hide. Let me put it on you.
[05:12] ---
    My lady, I cannot wear this.
    If someone sees, I will be in trouble—
[05:16] ---
    It looks good on you.
[05:18] ---
    Come on.
[05:27] ---
    Enjoy your self-satisfaction while you can.
[05:34] ---
    Once Father finds Auntie Xue,
    I'll take you to Spirit Cloud Mountain.
[05:38] ---
    The fish there look even
    better than the ones here.
[05:40] ---
    But Auntie Xue was gravely ill
    and did not know what ailed her...
[05:44] ---
    No problem.
[05:45] ---
    My master lives on Spirit Cloud Mountain.
    He'll definitely be able to cure Auntie Xue.
[05:49] ---
    All right.
[05:56] ---
    My lady!
[06:08] ---
    My lady!
[06:13] ---
    Mistress, are you all right?
[06:15] ---
    Forgive... Forgive me.
[06:24] ---
    Que'er!
[06:25] ---
    Who are you?
[06:27] ---
    I'm the one who splashed you.
     Why'd you kick my maid?!
[06:31] ---
    You do not know who you address.
[06:33] ---
    Our mistress is Beauty Chu,
    the most beloved in the palace.
[06:37] ---
    So what if she kicked a maid?
[06:39] ---
    Qiuzhu, do not be so rude.
[06:41] ---
    She is Princess Ye, after all.
[06:43] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[06:44] ---
    So you're Beauty Chu?
    I'm sorry for splashing you.
[06:48] ---
    It is fine. A little dirty water, nothing more.
[06:51] ---
    My lady...
[06:53] ---
    Beauty Chu is merciful.
[06:55] ---
    Que'er, let's go.
[07:00] ---
    Wait.
[07:04] ---
    A maid wearing a flower hairpin
    is a transgression of the rules.
[07:11] ---
    I placed the hairpin in my maid's
     hair. Why should you care?
[07:17] ---
    This is not about my mistress,
    but the rules of the palace.
[07:22] ---
    Since His Highness lets me manage the palace,
[07:25] ---
    I do not dare overlook this.
[07:28] ---
    Please do not make this
    difficult for me, princess.
[07:32] ---
    Qiuzhu, slap her face.
[07:34] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[07:39] ---
    Don't you dare!
[07:41] ---
    If you want to talk rules, I'm the
    princess and you're just a concubine.
[07:45] ---
    So you should be listening to me.
[07:47] ---
    You didn't bow or kneel when you saw me,
[07:49] ---
    so shouldn't I be punishing you?
[07:52] ---
    You are nothing but a title.
[07:54] ---
    You really think you matter?
[07:56] ---
    My lady...
[07:59] ---
    Mistress Yunxi!
[08:01] ---
    It's fine as long as she doesn't bully anyone.
[08:03] ---
    Stop talking crap and help me out like before.
[08:08] ---
    Since Beauty Chu is so strict
    about the palace rules,
[08:11] ---
    I won't argue any longer.
[08:14] ---
    If you must punish her, go ahead.
[08:16] ---
    Qiuzhu.
[08:18] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[08:28] ---
    Stop!
[08:29] ---
    Stop immediately!
[08:32] ---
    My... My face...
[08:36] ---
    Are you okay, mistress?
[08:37] ---
    Why would Beauty Chu's face be...
[08:40] ---
    You did great!
[08:42] ---
    When don't we?
[08:50] ---
    Excellent work.
[08:52] ---
    With such fine horses, we can be more
    confident of winning a battle with the West.
[08:56] ---
    Your praise honors me.
[08:58] ---
    If His Imperial Majesty permits it,
    increased breeding will yield more gains.
[09:02] ---
    But thus far...
[09:04] ---
    Father should be supporting us,
[09:06] ---
    but it would be politically
    inconvenient to do so directly.
[09:10] ---
    Then, what should we do?
    Continue breeding them at a snail's pace?
[09:13] ---
    Lanshuang's birthday is in two days.
    Everyone will be there to celebrate it.
[09:17] ---
    If we can get his permission then,
    everything will run more smoothly.
[09:26] ---
    You... What kind of witchcraft did you use?!
[09:30] ---
    Since you're done slapping and enforcing
     the rules, this matter ends here.
[09:34] ---
    We're leaving.
[09:36] ---
    Stop... Stop them!
[09:41] ---
    Your Highness, please stay.
[09:44] ---
    What makes you think you can stop me?
[09:48] ---
    You witch...
[09:49] ---
    You are going nowhere
    until you explain everything!
[09:52] ---
    Why is it so noisy here?
[09:57] ---
    Greetings, Your Highness.
[09:59] ---
    Greetings, General Xuan.
[10:06] ---
    Mochi? Sesame?
[10:08] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:11] ---
    Your Highness...
[10:20] ---
    My lady, we should greet them, too.
[10:23] ---
    What happened to your face?
[10:25] ---
    I was taking a turn around the garden,
[10:28] ---
    and I do not know how I offended the princess,
    but she splashed me with dirty water.
[10:33] ---
    And that is not all.
[10:34] ---
    The princess also used witchcraft to hurt me.
[10:37] ---
    Witchcraft?
[10:38] ---
    I saw her maid, Que'er, wearing flowers,
     a transgression of the rules.
[10:42] ---
    So I bade Qiuzhu to slap her. I do not know
     why I was the one who was harmed...
[10:47] ---
    Please, Your Highness, get justice for me.
[10:49] ---
    It is true, Your Highness.
    We saw it with our own eyes.
[10:52] ---
    I definitely slapped the maid, Que'er.
[10:55] ---
    I do not know what the princess did,
    but my mistress' face was struck instead.
[10:58] ---
    I see.
[11:00] ---
    Tie up the maid, Que'er,
    and slap her thirty times.
[11:04] ---
    Wait. For what reason?
    This is unprovoked assault!
[11:08] ---
    For what reason?
[11:10] ---
    You choose to defy me over a maid?
[11:16] ---
    This is also the quickest
    way to verify the claims.
[11:18] ---
    If I want her dead, she will not see tomorrow.
[11:25] ---
    Do not be angry, Your Highness! It was all
    my fault! Please do not blame the princess!
[11:31] ---
    Slap her face now.
[11:34] ---
    Yes, Your Highness.
[11:53] ---
    I am unharmed.
[12:00] ---
    Let me go!
[12:05] ---
    I splashed the water and put the
     flower in her hair. I did all of it.
[12:09] ---
    It has nothing to do with Que'er.
    If you want to punish someone, punish me.
[12:15] ---
    Do not be angry, Highness.
[12:16] ---
    The princess' status is noble and mine is low.
[12:20] ---
    How could I subject the
    princess to such a grievance?
[12:23] ---
    There are rules within the palace.
[12:25] ---
    They apply to everyone equally,
    regardless of title or status.
[12:30] ---
    Beauty Chu can overlook what happened,
    and plead on the princess' behalf.
[12:33] ---
    She is a model of virtue.
[12:36] ---
    Your praise honors me, General Xuan.
[12:41] ---
    See, Brother Ye?
[12:42] ---
    There is no witchcraft, and Beauty Chu
    has chosen to let the matter rest.
[12:46] ---
    Plus, the maid has been slapped.
    Why not drop the matter?
[12:50] ---
    I... That is not quite what I meant...
[12:55] ---
    Beauty Chu, you are so dignified and generous.
[12:58] ---
    Were you not trying to turn
    a major dispute into a minor one?
[13:02] ---
    Of course.
[13:04] ---
    I hope His Highness can forgive the princess...
[13:08] ---
    Then, all is well.
[13:10] ---
    The punishment has been carried out.
    I also admire your noble morals.
[13:15] ---
    B-But... if Your Highness insists
     on punishing the princess,
[13:20] ---
    I would not dare to oppose
    Your Highness' judgment.
[13:24] ---
    As you wish to drop the matter,
    I have no desire to spend more time on it.
[13:31] ---
    I will overlook it this time.
[13:35] ---
    You are merciful, Highness!
[13:37] ---
    Princess...
[13:39] ---
    Let's go.
[13:43] ---
    Stop.
[13:46] ---
    Did I say you could leave?
[13:49] ---
    We are no longer needed. Why can't we leave?
[13:52] ---
    Lock the princess in the firewood storehouse
    for three days to reflect on her actions.
[13:58] ---
    Relay the following order:
[14:00] ---
    No one may bring them
    food for those three days.
[14:03] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[14:06] ---
    Que'er, are you okay?
[14:08] ---
    It was only a few slaps. Nothing major.
[14:11] ---
    I swear to you, I will get justice for you!
[14:14] ---
    My lady, I do not need justice.
    Please do not offend others again.
[14:19] ---
    But Que'er...
[14:21] ---
    My lady...
[14:23] ---
    My life is worthless.
[14:25] ---
    You must not enrage the prince for my sake.
[14:28] ---
    In the palace, His Highness is
     the only one you can rely on.
[14:33] ---
    You have to learn to endure.
[14:35] ---
    Please, I beg you...
[14:39] ---
    Mistress Yunxi!
[14:41] ---
    Sesame? Mochi?
[14:44] ---
    My lady, who are you talking to?
[14:47] ---
    Mistress Yunxi, are you all right?
[14:51] ---
    Awesome! You guys brought food!
[14:55] ---
    The food flew out of thin air!
[15:00] ---
    Less gawping, more eating.
[15:01] ---
    Hold up, I have something
    important to tell you.
[15:04] ---
    I'm sure of it now.
[15:06] ---
    The one restricting my power is Ye Youming.
[15:09] ---
    Whenever he's present,
    I can't use my powers.
[15:11] ---
    You need to find a way to get close to him
     and see if he has a gold ring inlaid with jade.
[15:16] ---
    It'll have a dragon pattern
    engraved on the inside of it.
[15:21] ---
    What?
[15:21] ---
    Get close to him? Not happening!
[15:25] ---
    He saved you before.
[15:28] ---
    Can't you just bury the hatchet?
[15:38] ---
    Okay, since you guys
    remembered to bring me food,
[15:42] ---
    I'll keep my eye out for it.
[15:44] ---
    Great!
[15:51] ---
    Qiuzhu, do you understand
    why you are being punished?
[15:54] ---
    I do... understand...
[15:58] ---
    It is all... the princess' fault!
[16:01] ---
    Correct.
[16:02] ---
    All right, you may stop.
    Come, clean and dress me.
[16:06] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[16:08] ---
    That unloved princess deserves to be
    locked in the firewood storehouse.
[16:11] ---
    Despite being the most
    favored in the palace,
[16:14] ---
    I still must be extremely
    respectful to His Highness.
[16:16] ---
    She dares to offend him again and again,
    and thinks too highly of herself.
[16:21] ---
    Well, I think she will not draw attention
    to herself so much from now on.
[16:25] ---
    Still, we must never lower our guard.
[16:27] ---
    I shall expose her witchcraft
     in front of His Highness,
[16:30] ---
    so that His Highness will divorce her.
[16:32] ---
    Could some aberration have latched on to her
    when she resided in the Serenity Pavilion?
[16:37] ---
    The Serenity Pavilion?
[16:39] ---
    Qiuzhu, you will go to the
    Taoist Temple tomorrow,
[16:42] ---
    and invite all the most famous
    Taoists here on my behalf.
[16:46] ---
    Yes, mistress. I will go do so in the morning.
[16:53] ---
    What is it? Is what I said
    still not clear enough?
[16:56] ---
    I do not understand, Highness.
[16:58] ---
    You wished to interrogate the princess
    before, yet now, you desire an investigation.
[17:02] ---
    This is most...
[17:04] ---
    Do I have to explain everything?
    Just follow my instructions.
[17:09] ---
    Yes, Highness.
[17:13] ---
    Psychic Princess stops airing next week
[17:13] ---
    Notice of a pause in airing
[17:17] ---
    The production team is taking a break
    due to the Chinese New Year
[17:21] ---
    They are hiding to master their dancing skills
[17:24] ---
    They've closed the door to research how to be funny
[17:28] ---
    They are working hard to maintain
    and improve the quality of each scene
[17:31] ---
    Therefore, the animation known as "Psychic Princess"
[17:31] ---
    will stop airing on January 25th,
[17:31] ---
    and resume again March 1st
[17:43] ---
    Everyone, please wait patiently for
    the Ye Princely Palace to return! (Bow)

Season 1

E9 - An abnormal Prince of Ye?

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    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 9
[01:49] (Flashback) ---
    Yunxi.
[01:54] (Flashback) ---
    Coming of age is a major event in a girl's life.
[01:57] (Flashback) ---
    This is a gift I have prepared for you.
[02:01] (Flashback) ---
    These flowers are beautiful!
[02:03] (Flashback) ---
    Master, what type of flower is this?
[02:05] (Flashback) ---
    I have never seen it on Spirit Cloud Mountain.
[02:08] (Flashback) ---
    This is a phantasy ghost orchid.
[02:10] (Flashback) ---
    It does not grow on Spirit Cloud Mountain.
[02:21] ---
    Master...
[02:29] ---
    Greetings, Your Highness.
[02:32] ---
    Be quick, girls.
[02:34] ---
    Yes, mistress.
[02:37] ---
    Princess!
[02:39] ---
    Your Highness, please come with us.
[02:41] ---
    I'll go with you, but you must
    keep Que'er from harm.
[02:44] ---
    I understand.
[02:48] ---
    What are you doing?
[02:49] ---
    L-L-Let me go!
[02:56] ---
    So why are you dressing me
     up like some strumpet?
[03:01] ---
    We are simply following orders.
[03:04] ---
    Continue.
[03:15] ---
    Ye Princely Palace
[03:21] ---
    The answer to your question is in front of you.
    Please step into the carriage, Your Highness.
[03:25] ---
    At least tell me where we're going.
[03:28] ---
    You will find out shortly.
[03:44] ---
    Where are you going?
[03:46] ---
    Let me go.
[04:01] ---
    Why are you so arrogant? Put me down!
[04:04] ---
    Is this not normal behavior
    for a husband and wife?
[04:08] ---
    Ow! That hurts.
[04:10] ---
    You tryna hurl me off
    the Earth or something?
[04:12] ---
    You asked to be put down.
[04:28] ---
    What now?
[04:29] ---
    Do you wish me to carry you
     instead of getting down by yourself?
[04:42] ---
    It's weird...
[04:43] ---
    I know he's a tomcat, but I still
     kind of enjoy the attention.
[04:57] ---
    Princess Palace
[05:08] ---
    Why isn't Brother Ye here yet?
[05:11] ---
    I am sure he will be here soon.
[05:13] ---
    Do not worry. He loves you the most.
    He will come, no matter how busy he is.
[05:21] ---
    Brother Zimo, you're right.
[05:22] ---
    I wonder if he'll bring
     his princess with him...
[05:27] ---
    His princess?
[05:29] ---
    Ye Youming, that stony-faced wretch!
[05:31] ---
    I saw that girl first. He even
     promised to give her to me!
[05:35] ---
    And he went back on his word.
[05:38] ---
    Oh, hush up and move on. His Imperial Majesty
     arranged their marriage the official way.
[05:43] ---
    It had nothing to do with you from the start.
[05:46] ---
    Brother Zimo is smitten
    with her? How interesting...
[05:50] ---
    I want to see what kind of person she is—
[05:51] ---
    Announcing Prince Ye!
[05:57] ---
    Brother Ye!
[06:00] ---
    Brother Ye! You're here!
[06:11] ---
    Brother Ye, I've missed you so much!
[06:13] ---
    Check out my new Princess
    Palace. What do you think?
[06:17] ---
    If you like it, it is fine.
[06:18] ---
    Do not worry what others think.
[06:20] ---
    You know me best, Brother Ye.
[06:23] ---
    Do you see? Our relationship is unbreakable.
[06:27] ---
    Who is that?
[06:29] ---
    Lanshuang is our youngest sister.
[06:31] ---
    Brother Ye spoils her.
[06:33] ---
    You two. Keep up.
[06:37] ---
    Over here, Brother Ye!
[06:42] ---
    Oh, we're a chair short.
[06:46] ---
    How careless of me.
[06:48] ---
    It was only the four of us in the past.
    I wasn't expecting an extra person today.
[06:52] ---
    It's fine. Just ask someone
    to bring another chair out.
[06:55] ---
    This woman... Fine, if you
    want to take the high ground...
[07:03] ---
    They are in a relationship...
    His Imperial Majesty arranged the marriage...
[07:06] ---
    They are in a relationship...
    His Imperial Majesty arranged the marriage...
[07:09] ---
    So, are you Brother Ye's favorite concubine?
[07:13] ---
    I heard Brother Ye even ignores
     his new princess in favor of you.
[07:20] ---
    His favorite concubine...
[07:21] ---
    probably wouldn't sleep
    in the firewood storehouse.
[07:24] ---
    What are you saying?
[07:26] ---
    This is Princess Ye, the one you wanted to meet.
[07:31] ---
    She's the princess?
[07:33] ---
    Sorry. I'm immature. I didn't expect Brother
    Ye to actually bring his princess here.
[07:36] ---
    Please don't take offense, Sister Princess Ye.
[07:41] ---
    If you didn't know, then you're not guilty
     of anything. It's only a title. I don't mind.
[07:48] ---
    Traitor! You spoiled everything!
[07:52] ---
    Your Highness, the hall is ready.
[07:55] ---
    The banquet can start on time.
[07:58] ---
    Make sure everyone enjoys themselves.
[08:01] ---
    Is today a special day?
[08:03] ---
    Today is Lanshuang's birthday.
[08:06] ---
    And her coming-of-age ceremony.
[08:07] ---
    How time flies.
[08:09] ---
    Coming-of-age ceremony...
[08:12] ---
    Oh, right!
[08:15] ---
    Where's the toilet?
[08:17] ---
    It's... over there...
[08:23] ---
    Is she really the daughter
    of the Grand Councilor?
[08:25] ---
    I can't believe she said
    a vulgar word like "toilet."
[08:28] ---
    Princess Ye is special.
[08:30] ---
    She is bold, forthright,
    and good at martial arts.
[08:32] ---
    Like a heroine in a story.
[08:34] ---
    It is no wonder she even tamed Succubus.
[08:38] ---
    Succubus?! Impossible!
[08:40] ---
    Doesn't it only recognize
    Brother Ye as its master?
[08:42] ---
    Oh?
[08:44] ---
    I did not know this.
[08:47] ---
    I witnessed it.
[08:48] ---
    Succubus behaved like
    a rabbit in her presence.
[08:53] ---
    Oh? Not bad.
[08:59] ---
    Even though this girl kind of dislikes me,
[09:01] ---
    Master said coming of age is
    a major event in a girl's life.
[09:05] ---
    I'd better get her a gift.
[09:19] ---
    Oh, it's a flower fairy.
[09:21] ---
    Oh, it's a muggle, disturbing my rest...
[09:28] ---
    You... You can see me?
[09:31] ---
    Yeah. Can you do me a favor?
[09:34] ---
    A favor?
[09:38] ---
    Who the hell are you and why can you see me?
[09:47] ---
    Oh, I see.
[09:49] ---
    Any friend of his is a friend of mine.
[09:51] ---
    So tell me, how may I help?
[09:53] ---
    Today is the occupant's birthday.
[09:56] ---
    I want to give her a garland as a gift.
[09:58] ---
    Can you help me find some flowers?
[10:00] ---
    No sweat. What kind
    of flowers do you want?
[10:03] ---
    Phantasy ghost orchids.
[10:04] ---
    Ph-Phantasy ghost orchids?
[10:08] ---
    Oh, yeah, you're a friend
    of Mr. Ling Qugu's...
[10:11] ---
    Can you get them?
[10:12] ---
    Well...
[10:13] ---
    Phantasy ghost orchids are magical,
    and only bloom once every thousand years.
[10:16] ---
    A little flower fairy like
     me wouldn't have any.
[10:19] ---
    Bloom once every thousand years?
[10:21] ---
    Also, it only grows on Tuoai Cliff, and it's
    protected by the Busi demon all year round.
[10:26] ---
    Normal people can't get near them.
[10:30] ---
    Master never mentioned this...
[10:34] ---
    However...
[10:35] ---
    Even though I don't have
    phantasy ghost orchids,
[10:37] ---
    I do have a birthday gift more
     suitable for the princess.
[10:45] ---
    These are Jizi orchids.
[10:47] ---
    Not as rare as phantasy ghosts, but a treasure
    all the same, only blooming every 300 years.
[10:50] ---
    The princess will love them.
[10:52] ---
    Thanks, little flower fairy!
[11:00] ---
    Lord Beitang, today is very important for us.
[11:04] ---
    You must follow my lead.
[11:06] ---
    I understand.
[11:10] ---
    Is that not Beitang Lie,
    the Western Tribe's champion?
[11:13] ---
    Why is he here?
[11:15] ---
    He seems rather friendly with Qian Aotian.
[11:19] ---
    Qian Aotian, that sly old fox...
    He does not even take care to hide now.
[11:26] ---
    Which reminds me... What is taking her so long?
[11:29] ---
    Did she lose her way?
[11:31] ---
    Oh, there she is.
[11:32] ---
    Princess Ye! Over here!
[11:37] ---
    What were you doing? What took you so long?
[11:41] ---
    Simply following orders.
    Your Highness will find out shortly.
[11:47] ---
    You...
[11:53] ---
    This way, please.
[11:58] ---
    This way, my lord.
[11:59] ---
    Lord Sun, please sit here.
[12:18] ---
    Lord Situ presents a Hetian jade,
[12:22] ---
    and wishes Princess Lanshuang good fortune.
[12:26] ---
    His Highness, the Crown Prince,
    presents a double phoenix
[12:29] ---
    aromatherapy tube with
    golden silk inlaid with rubies,
[12:32] ---
    and wishes Princess
    Lanshuang eternal youth.
[12:35] ---
    These gifts are precious,
    but also kinda vulgar...
[12:39] ---
    By the way, why isn't Brother Crown Prince here?
[12:43] ---
    Your Highness, the Crown Prince is said
    to be ill and recuperating in his palace.
[12:47] ---
    His Imperial Majesty handed
    military affairs to Brother Ye,
[12:50] ---
    and these weather vanes
    are also getting restless.
[12:54] ---
    We have a sensitive
    relationship with the West.
[12:56] ---
    All factions are trying to work out whether
     His Imperial Majesty favors war or peace.
[13:02] ---
    On the surface, it is the princess' party,
[13:04] ---
    but their gifts to the princess
    are an attempt to curry favor.
[13:08] ---
    The person who should be most concerned
     about Brother Ye's military involvement is...
[13:16] ---
    Grand Councilor Qian presents a pair of
    double dragon coral bracelets in silver blue;
[13:21] ---
    a crown in the shape of a phoenix spreading
    its wings, with jewels on six tines;
[13:25] ---
    a golden ring with rubies and sapphires;
[13:29] ---
    and one enamel flower hairpin.
[13:31] ---
    I wish you hundreds of blessings
    on your birthday, Your Highness.
[13:34] ---
    May your endless fortune bless this world.
[13:39] ---
    Behold his display of generosity.
[13:41] ---
    My gift is next.
[13:43] ---
    General Xuan presents a pair
    of koi carp with seven colors.
[13:48] ---
    What do you think?
[13:50] ---
    They're great! I like them a lot!
[13:52] ---
    Take a look at my gift.
[13:54] ---
    Prince Yu presents a sewing set
     inlaid with emeralds,
[13:58] ---
    and wishes for Princess Lanshuang
    to find love in short order.
[14:01] ---
    Hateful! How dare you make fun of me!
[14:06] ---
    I don't want to argue with you.
[14:08] ---
    I wonder what Brother Ye will give me.
[14:12] ---
    My, what a priceless treasure!
[14:13] ---
    This is my first time laying eyes on it...
[14:14] ---
    Is that the legendary...
[14:19] ---
    Prince Ye presents the
    luminous pearl of nine colors,
[14:23] ---
    and wishes the nation's pearl,
    Princess Lanshuang, eternal happiness.
[14:28] ---
    He's truly the one who loves me most!
[14:30] ---
    My son excels himself.
[14:31] ---
    Acquiring such a treasure
    is a feat in itself. Bravo.
[14:35] ---
    Your praise honors me, Father.
[14:39] ---
    Lord Beitang Lie of the Western Tribe
[14:41] ---
    presents a brightly-colored
    glazed glass chalice.
[14:46] ---
    I broaden my horizons today.
[14:50] ---
    Unbelievable generosity.
[14:51] ---
    That is the most prized treasure
    of the Western Tribe.
[14:54] ---
    A peace offering?
[14:56] ---
    He has stolen the limelight from Brother Ye.
[14:59] ---
    No matter how precious a gift is, it is worth
    less than one-millionth of Her Highness.
[15:03] ---
    On behalf of the Western Tribe,
[15:05] ---
    I wish Princess Lanshuang a happy birthday.
[15:12] ---
    Well said!
[15:16] ---
    How can we not be joyful in welcoming
    like-minded friends from distant lands?
[15:19] ---
    We are exceedingly grateful for the
    sincere kindness of the Western Tribe.
[15:24] ---
    Your Majesty, Lord Beitang
    has also come here today
[15:27] ---
    in the hope of putting aside our
    differences and restoring relations.
[15:32] ---
    Since ancient times,
[15:33] ---
    the Western Tribe and Central Plains
    have been branches of the same tree.
[15:37] ---
    Even if friction exists between us,
    as long as the misunderstanding is resolved,
[15:40] ---
    we are still brothers.
[15:43] ---
    Lord Beitang is right.
[15:45] ---
    Your Majesty, should we—
[15:49] ---
    Since all the gifts have been presented...
[15:51] ---
    Father, please instruct the banquet to begin.
[15:54] ---
    Lanshuang is also getting impatient.
[15:59] ---
    All right, let the banquet begin!
[16:01] ---
    Please wait.
[16:08] ---
    Shang'er, how can you forget
    your place and be so rude?
[16:15] ---
    Where is your gift to the princess?
    Why have you not presented one?
[16:18] ---
    Was your greedy mouth all you brought?
[16:29] ---
    As if.
[16:30] ---
    I have a gift right here to
    present to Princess Lanshuang.

Season 1

E10 - Princess of Ye

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 10
[01:43] ---
    We need to seize our opportunity
     during the birthday celebrations.
[01:47] ---
    Tomorrow, I will use trade between
    our two nations as an excuse
[01:51] ---
    to persuade His Imperial Majesty
    to open up towns near the border.
[01:55] ---
    If this scheme works,
[01:57] ---
    you and I will coordinate from both outside
    and inside these towns when the time comes.
[02:05] ---
    But if we move too hastily,
[02:07] ---
    Ye Youming and his faction will
    not let us have our way easily.
[02:12] ---
    Do not fret.
[02:13] ---
    The empress dowager has
    always disliked Ye Youming.
[02:16] ---
    If an argument ensues, she will take our side.
[02:24] ---
    Shang'er, how can you forget
    your place and be so rude?
[02:29] ---
    Where is your gift to the princess?
    Why have you not presented one?
[02:32] ---
    Was your greedy mouth all you brought?
[02:35] ---
    As if.
[02:36] ---
    I have a gift right here to
    present to Princess Lanshuang.
[02:41] ---
    The princess definitely
    won't guess what it is.
[02:44] ---
    I'm not interested in guessing, either.
[02:49] ---
    Shang'er, you are too discourteous.
[02:52] ---
    His Imperial Majesty has loved Princess
    Lanshuang dearly since she was little.
[02:55] ---
    What treasure would she not have seen before?
[02:57] ---
    What right do you have to spout such nonsense?
[03:01] ---
    What nonsense?
[03:03] ---
    Behave yourself!
[03:04] ---
    Did you forgot the rules and rituals
     we taught you after you married?
[03:09] ---
    Enough!
[03:11] ---
    This is the princess' birthday party.
[03:13] ---
    How dare the two of you argue
    about such trivial matters here!
[03:19] ---
    I am a little curious about your gift.
[03:23] ---
    Hurry up and present it.
[03:26] ---
    My gift to the princess is a garland.
[03:29] ---
    A garland? Seriously?
[03:31] ---
    Since marrying Prince Ye, you have
    become ignorant of the rules of etiquette.
[03:35] ---
    How dare you present such a pathetic gift!
[03:39] ---
    Not only do you embarrass Prince Ye,
    you embarrass me also.
[03:45] ---
    You...
[03:46] ---
    As a proud prince, I do not require
    my princess to bring gifts herself.
[03:50] ---
    I did not expect your daughter to bring a gift.
[03:53] ---
    Based on her sincerity alone,
    how could our vulgar gifts even compare?
[04:00] ---
    At least you thought of me, Prince Jerk.
[04:03] ---
    Yes, but—
[04:04] ---
    Besides, Grand Councilor and his wife are
    disrupting the occasion with this fracas.
[04:09] ---
    It makes one wonder who is
    the "discourteous" one here...
[04:19] ---
    I am delighted that His Highness
     spoils my daughter so.
[04:24] ---
    However, given His Highness'
     noble and special status,
[04:27] ---
    and the important military duties His
    Imperial Majesty has bestowed on him,
[04:30] ---
    I believe His Highness should be more
     careful with his speech and behavior.
[04:34] ---
    He has, after all, disregarded the
    rules of etiquette and morals.
[04:37] ---
    Is such behavior appropriate?
[04:46] ---
    It seems like I've made
     trouble for Prince Jerk...
[04:50] ---
    Ye'er...
[04:52] ---
    It was indeed Princess Ye
     who talked back first.
[04:55] ---
    You may spoil her, but you cannot disregard
    seniority and seriousness in these matters.
[05:00] ---
    I am worried that you will fail to
    meet your father's expectations.
[05:05] ---
    Grandmother, Brother did
    not mean it in that way.
[05:08] ---
    I am speaking to Ye'er right now.
[05:19] ---
    Grandmother, please don't blame my brothers.
[05:22] ---
    I actually really like this garland.
[05:25] ---
    It is pure and refined,
    with a fresh fragrance.
[05:28] ---
    These...
[05:29] ---
    Are these flowers Jizi orchids?
[05:35] ---
    Jizi orchids?
[05:38] ---
    This orchid blooms once every 300 years,
    and is extremely difficult to grow.
[05:40] ---
    Every 300 years?
[05:42] ---
    It is a very delicate flower.
[05:46] ---
    Furthermore, only a truly refined person
    may earn the right to nurture this flower.
[05:58] ---
    Where are these butterflies from?
[06:01] ---
    They are likely attracted by
    the fragrance of the Jizi orchid.
[06:10] ---
    I have yearned for this flower, ever since
    I saw its picture in a book many years ago.
[06:16] ---
    At that time, your grandfather
    was given a plant by a hermit.
[06:22] ---
    After careful nurturing, buds appeared.
[06:26] ---
    Despite this, I had still never had
    the chance to see it in full bloom.
[06:32] ---
    Today is the day my beloved
    granddaughter comes of age.
[06:37] ---
    This precious and rare Jizi orchid
    becomes my Shuang'er perfectly.
[06:48] ---
    Excellent. We thank you for
    your kindness, Princess Ye.
[06:52] ---
    I find it hard to believe you found time
    to prepare the perfect gift for Lanshuang
[06:55] ---
    while locked in the firewood storehouse.
[06:57] ---
    But the Princess Palace does not have this
    type of flower. Where did you acquire it?
[07:03] ---
    Through legal means.
[07:09] ---
    They can even grow Jizi orchids.
    The Ye Princely Palace is wondrous.
[07:14] ---
    His Imperial Majesty's ability
    to spot talent is unquestionable.
[07:17] ---
    All right. Let the banquet begin!
[07:19] ---
    The banquet begins!
[07:36] ---
    Here, Lord Ji.
[07:37] ---
    To your health, Grand Councilor.
[07:54] ---
    Lord Beitang, do you enjoy
    the food of the Central Plains?
[07:59] ---
    The Central Plains are vast,
    abundant with food and the like.
[08:02] ---
    This plum wine from the north and lychee soup
     from the south can share the same table.
[08:07] ---
    It has broadened my horizons.
[08:10] ---
    However, the lychees could be fresher.
[08:14] ---
    If you had faster horses to transport them...
[08:20] ---
    Your Imperial Majesty, we have many
    products, and they have good horses.
[08:24] ---
    Why not each take what we need from the other,
    and create trading posts at the border?
[08:30] ---
    This way, not only will it grow our
     economy, it will increase our GDP.
[08:35] ---
    Would it not kill two birds with one stone?
[08:37] ---
    Good horses...
[08:39] ---
    Now that the West has shown its intention for
    peace, which it has expressed most sincerely,
[08:44] ---
    I believe we should not pass up
     such a golden opportunity.
[08:50] ---
    Your Imperial Majesty, the border
    towns are important military sites.
[08:53] ---
    Opening trading posts is not
    some game. Please think twice!
[08:57] ---
    Your concerns are sensible
    ones, General Xuan.
[09:00] ---
    However, such isolationist policies
     are not a long-term solution.
[09:04] ---
    Or is this a sign that you do not believe you can
     defend our nation and its people, General Xuan?
[09:10] ---
    But...
[09:13] ---
    In order to promote this trade deal,
    we are willing to provide our best stallions.
[09:20] ---
    All right. After the banquet,
[09:22] ---
    please come to the Imperial Palace to
    discuss this matter in detail, Lord Beitang.
[09:26] ---
    My thanks, Imperial Majesty.
[09:28] ---
    Congratulations, Father, on reaching a
    preliminary agreement with Lord Beitang.
[09:32] ---
    However, if we are talking horses,
[09:34] ---
    I have bred a number of stallions recently,
[09:38] ---
    and they are more than
    a match for those in the West.
[09:41] ---
    Oh? Stallions better than the West's?
[09:45] ---
    As everyone knows, the horses from
    the West are the best of the best.
[09:49] ---
    Are you sure your confidence
    is not unfounded, Highness?
[09:52] ---
    In that case, let us have a race.
[09:56] ---
    We will find out who breeds
    the best horses in the world.
[10:07] ---
    What an interesting turn of
     events! You have my blessing!
[10:16] ---
    Do not be impulsive.
[10:19] ---
    Something wrong? You fear
    you will lose, Lord Beitang?
[10:23] ---
    Since the invitation is from Your
    Highness, how can I not accept?
[10:27] ---
    Perfect. Allow me to give you some
    advice about riding, Your Highness.
[10:30] ---
    No.
[10:32] ---
    I am not the one you will be competing against.
[10:35] ---
    It will be her.
[10:45] ---
    What? Princess Ye?
[10:47] ---
    Asking the princess to
    compete in a horse race?
[10:52] ---
    Your Highness, surely you jest?
[10:56] ---
    Does it look like I am?
[10:59] ---
    What the heck is Prince Jerk thinking?
[11:01] ---
    Father.
[11:02] ---
    The horses I breed can beat Lord Beitang's
     even when ridden by a rider without skill.
[11:09] ---
    This will prove they are the best in the world.
[11:14] ---
    All right. I will judge your contest today.
[11:20] ---
    My thanks, Father.
[11:23] ---
    Servants! Bring my horse.
[11:27] ---
    Come on! You can do it!
[11:32] ---
    Seriously?!
[11:45] ---
    That is the horse raised by Prince Ye.
[11:48] ---
    What an extraordinary beast!
[12:00] ---
    So it's you, Juliet!
[12:02] ---
    It's been a while, my Romeo.
[12:04] ---
    Are you going to ride me today?
[12:09] (Flashback) ---
    I witnessed it. Succubus behaved
    like a rabbit in her presence.
[12:15] ---
    Interesting.
[12:19] ---
    This is the horse?
[12:21] ---
    Yes, this is one of the stallions I have bred.
[12:26] ---
    How does it compare to your
    Thousand Miles Snow Hoof, Lord Beitang?
[12:39] ---
    You never mentioned
    Ye Youming had a Red Dragon Foal.
[12:43] ---
    I told you not to be impulsive.
[12:45] ---
    We will begin when you are ready.
[12:48] ---
    Riders Princess Ye and Lord Beitang.
    Please mount your horses.
[12:54] ---
    A Red Dragon Foal versus
    a Thousand Miles Snow Hoof.
[12:58] ---
    It is hard to say which will win.
[13:00] ---
    If Ye Youming wins and gains the
    upper hand, our plans will be dashed.
[13:08] ---
    The higher the risk, the better the reward.
[13:11] ---
    Ye Youming has been nothing but aggressive.
[13:13] ---
    This could be a good opportunity for us.
[13:17] ---
    Lord Beitang, do you intend to...
[13:21] ---
    Ye Youming is not the only one
    who came well-prepared.
[13:49] ---
    What's going on?
[13:50] ---
    The heavens have opened!
[13:52] ---
    Help the masters to the hallway
     to shelter from the rain.
[14:02] ---
    My birthday party...
[14:04] ---
    Oh dear. It seems the
    weather is not cooperating.
[14:09] ---
    Imperial Majesty,
    deciding which border towns
[14:11] ---
    to use as trading posts
    requires careful consideration.
[14:15] ---
    Since the rain is heavy, why not come
     to my house so we can discuss it?
[14:23] ---
    Please don't go, Father. Today is my birthday.
[14:26] ---
    Anyone who leaves early is a meanie.
[14:29] ---
    She is right, Father.
[14:30] ---
    If everyone departs, who shall
    keep Lanshuang company?
[14:34] ---
    Indeed. Has Grand Councilor even
    considered how the princess would feel?
[14:39] ---
    It is my fault for not
    considering that aspect.
[14:42] ---
    I hope Her Highness will forgive me.
[14:45] ---
    But as it is raining heavily, there seems
    little hope of the banquet continuing.
[14:51] ---
    No! No!
[14:52] ---
    I spent more than a month
     preparing this banquet.
[14:55] ---
    I don't want it to end like this!
[14:56] ---
    Shuang'er...
[14:58] ---
    A storm may appear from
    a cloudless sky, Her Highness.
[15:02] ---
    We cannot fight the weather.
[15:05] ---
    That's what you think.
[15:15] ---
    The weather won't change, but people can.
[15:17] ---
    It's only drizzling. There are
     many solutions to this problem.
[15:23] ---
    What do you plan to do?
[15:26] ---
    How many red silks like the
    ones on that tree do we have?
[15:31] ---
    We have a lot in the
    storehouse still, Your Highness.
[15:35] ---
    And roller blinds?
[15:36] ---
    We have plenty.
[15:39] ---
    Please bring some over here.
[15:40] ---
    Yes, Highness.
[15:42] ---
    What is Princess Ye planning to do?
[15:46] ---
    What do you plan to do this time?
[15:48] ---
    You want to know, Highness?
[15:50] ---
    Tell me.
[15:51] ---
    I'm not telling.
[15:58] ---
    Your Highness, is this enough?
[16:01] ---
    Is there anything else you need us to fetch?
[16:05] ---
    Let me see...
[16:08] ---
    It seems like something's still missing.
[16:11] ---
    There are pebbles around the
    corner of the hallway. Fetch some.
[16:16] ---
    Does he know what I'm going to do?
[16:19] ---
    So he just pretended not to know?
[16:22] ---
    This guy's despicable.

Season 1

E11 - The Psychic Heroine

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 11
[01:43] ---
    What do you plan to do with these?
[01:47] ---
    It is already raining... Redecorate maybe?
[01:50] ---
    Your Highness, is this enough?
[01:53] ---
    Can you see anything else you want us to fetch?
[01:58] ---
    Let me see...
[02:00] ---
    It seems like something's still missing.
[02:03] ---
    There are pebbles around the
    corner of the hallway. Fetch some.
[02:09] ---
    Does he know what I'm going to do?
[02:12] ---
    So he just pretended not to know?
[02:15] ---
    This guy's despicable.
[02:57] ---
    She even knows martial arts!
[03:00] ---
    This Princess Ye is most unpredictable.
[03:03] ---
    Indeed. A child full of surprises.
[03:05] ---
    This woman sincerely
    wishes to help Lanshuang.
[03:18] ---
    I'll need some more here.
[03:29] ---
    What are you doing?
[04:22] ---
    Thanks for the help.
[04:23] ---
    Even though your personality stinks most of
    the time, you can be kindhearted at times.
[04:28] ---
    P-Pardon?
[04:30] ---
    Now, the banquet can continue. Isn't it great?
[04:48] ---
    As expected from the maiden I had
    my eye on. You are very smart indeed!
[04:53] ---
    I did not expect Princess
    Ye to know martial arts.
[04:55] ---
    She is certainly not some
    spoiled, pampered lady.
[04:58] ---
    How admirable.
[04:59] ---
    You were the important
    guest at Father's feast.
[05:02] ---
    Or should I say... the pervert!
[05:08] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[05:10] ---
    Where are you taking me?! Put me down!
[05:15] ---
    Greetings, Your Highnesses.
[05:20] ---
    The prince and princess
     are so good together.
[05:23] ---
    People are looking at us, Prince Jerk!
     Are you crazy? Put me down!
[05:26] ---
    So what if they are?
[05:28] ---
    Put me down! I can walk by myself!
[05:31] ---
    Greetings, Your Highnesses.
[05:37] ---
    Wait! I'm not going in! I'm not going in!
    What do you want to do to me?
[05:41] ---
    I warned you more than once already.
[05:44] ---
    Do not defy me.
[05:46] ---
    Do you not remember?
[05:48] ---
    So what?! Put me down, Prince Jerk!
[05:51] ---
    Stop wasting your energy.
[05:53] ---
    Damn you! I told you I don't want to go in!
[05:58] ---
    No!
[06:02] ---
    You perverted Prince Jerk!
[06:05] ---
    Put me down!
[06:11] ---
    Damn, you threw me again!
[06:16] ---
    Change your clothes.
[06:20] ---
    No one is allowed to see you wet except me.
[06:26] ---
    That man...
[06:30] ---
    Go in and help my princess clean and change,
     then return her to the banquet.
[06:35] ---
    Yes, Your Highness.
[06:41] ---
    This Princess Ye is most impressive. Truly.
[06:46] ---
    The view has suddenly become
    much more elegant. Not bad.
[06:51] ---
    Announcing Princess Ye!
[07:01] ---
    Wow, she is so beautiful, like
    a fairy princess descending to Earth!
[07:11] ---
    The effect isn't bad. It's great that
    the birthday party can continue.
[07:23] ---
    Greetings, Imperial Majesty.
    Long may you live.
[07:27] ---
    You may rise.
[07:33] ---
    Good timing. I shall reward you
    for aiding Princess Lanshuang.
[07:39] ---
    Is there anything you desire?
[07:44] ---
    There isn't anything I desire.
[07:46] ---
    I'm just happy I could help
     keep this banquet going.
[07:51] ---
    Well said.
[07:53] ---
    As I thought, you are different
    from the others, Princess Ye.
[07:56] ---
    In that case, when you have decided
    what you want as a reward, simply ask.
[08:02] ---
    Many thanks, Imperial Majesty.
[08:04] ---
    Have a seat.
[08:05] ---
    May the banquet continue!
[08:23] ---
    Lord Sun, I must go now.
[08:26] ---
    Thank you, Lord Lee.
[08:31] ---
    We have found Auntie Xue.
[08:33] ---
    What?
[08:35] ---
    If you wish her to remain unharmed,
     remember your promise to me.
[08:39] ---
    Stop acting recklessly
    and causing trouble.
[08:44] ---
    I understand.
[08:55] ---
    Let us depart.
[08:56] ---
    Brother Ye and Sister-In-Law
     Princess, please stay.
[09:03] ---
    What is it?
[09:05] ---
    I... I hope you can accept this.
[09:11] ---
    Why are you giving me this?
[09:13] ---
    It's a thank you gift for giving me
    this precious Jizi orchid garland.
[09:17] ---
    I like it very much.
[09:18] ---
    And because of your amazing idea,
    my birthday party could continue.
[09:23] ---
    Thank you for creating such
    wonderful memories for me today.
[09:27] ---
    Although this gift cannot
    compare with the Jizi orchids,
[09:30] ---
    it is still my favorite, so I hope... I hope...
[09:37] ---
    Thanks for the gift. I'll cherish it.
[09:44] ---
    Sister Princess...
[09:55] ---
    So she can do cute too.
[09:58] ---
    Let us go.
[10:04] ---
    My lady, let me help you.
[10:08] ---
    My lady, look! It is Prince and Princess Ye!
[10:15] ---
    Wan'er...
[10:18] ---
    I thank you, Princess Ye.
[10:21] ---
    Why are you thanking me?
[10:27] ---
    Oh, you're the lady whose
    purse got stolen by that thief!
[10:30] ---
    I do hope your cross-dressing days are over.
[10:34] ---
    The jade pendant in this purse is
    a memento from my deceased father.
[10:38] ---
    It is my most precious item.
[10:40] ---
    I'm very happy I could help...
[10:46] ---
    Something's odd about this jade pendant.
[10:48] ---
    It may be possessed by a demon...
[10:54] ---
    My lady!
[10:57] ---
    Did you bring your pills?
[10:59] ---
    I helped my mistress take
    her pills, but they have not...
[11:04] ---
    It seems the demon's energy has
    already done great harm to her body...
[11:09] ---
    Xin'er, do not make a fuss.
[11:11] ---
    I am feeling better now...
[11:13] ---
    If you don't mind, could I feel your pulse?
[11:16] ---
    What are you doing?!
[11:17] ---
    Just feeling her pulse!
[11:19] ---
    I have never heard anyone say
    you could practice medicine!
[11:23] ---
    Just 'cause you haven't heard
    it said, it doesn't mean I can't.
[11:26] ---
    Miss Nan's illness has never improved.
    I have a way of treating her.
[11:30] ---
    P-Please do not argue.
[11:34] ---
    Miss Nan, could you show me your jade pendant?
[11:40] ---
    Of course. If it had not been for you,
    I would have lost my father's memento.
[11:46] ---
    Rats, if I try exorcising the demon, it may
    damage the pendant her father left her.
[11:51] ---
    Guess I need a way to
    temporarily suppress it...
[11:59] ---
    Miss Nan, when you get home,
    put on a string of Bodhi seed beads.
[12:03] ---
    Simply wearing Bodhi seed beads will help?
[12:07] ---
    You must also try to relax more.
[12:09] ---
    Once you feel better,
    come find me in the palace.
[12:12] ---
    I will think of a way to cleanse you.
[12:15] ---
    I appreciate your help.
[12:22] ---
    What are you scheming?
[12:25] ---
    Come again?
[12:26] ---
    Your father corrupts,
    persecutes and harms people.
[12:29] ---
    Because of him, Wan'er's father died
    on the battlefield without support.
[12:33] ---
    Lose that innocent look and
     stop playing nice in front of me.
[12:37] ---
    I will make him pay for what he did.
[12:41] ---
    Although you are his daughter,
    I will spare your life...
[12:44] ---
    provided you remain in the palace
    and stay away from Wan'er.
[12:49] ---
    Sorry. I can't stay away from my patient.
[12:53] ---
    What did you say?
[12:55] ---
    I am not my father. I am me.
[12:58] ---
    Since I am sure I can cure Wan'er's
    illness, I can't just leave her like that.
[13:02] ---
    It's about principles.
[13:05] ---
    We didn't meet before we married
    and barely know each other now.
[13:08] ---
    Yet, you tense up whenever I do anything, and
    interpret all my good intentions negatively.
[13:13] ---
    Do what you want.
[13:20] ---
    Ye Princely Palace
[13:21] ---
    Ye Princely Palace
[13:21] ---
    Ye Princely Palace
[13:24] ---
    Guards!
[13:27] ---
    Take the princess to the Serenity Pavilion.
[13:29] ---
    She is not allowed to set foot outside
     the palace without my permission.
[13:36] ---
    Seriously? You're obsessed
     with imprisoning me!
[13:46] ---
    When I was at the princess's birthday party,
    I started thinking maybe he wasn't so bad.
[13:49] ---
    But as soon as we get back,
    that lunatic locks me up again!
[13:53] ---
    I'm not happy!
[13:55] ---
    So Prince Ye took you to the
    princess' birthday party today?
[13:59] ---
    They took you away without saying anything.
[14:02] ---
    I was so worried about you.
[14:04] ---
    Look at me. I'm fine.
[14:06] ---
    Don't worry.
[14:08] ---
    Oh, right.
[14:10] ---
    I haven't opened the gift
    from the princess yet.
[14:13] ---
    Let's open it together.
[14:16] ---
    Wow! A whip!
[14:19] ---
    How exciting!
[14:33] ---
    I do not know how I ended up here.
[14:38] ---
    My lady, slow down.
[15:06] ---
    You look so dashing, my lady.
[15:09] ---
    My lady, let us take a break.
[15:16] ---
    That feels great.
[15:18] ---
    I need to thank the princess
    properly next time I see her.
[15:26] ---
    My lady, since the prince took you
    to the princess' birthday party,
[15:30] ---
    does that mean he cares about you in some way?
[15:38] ---
    Don't even mention that hateful,
    perverted, evil Prince Ye-diot!
[15:42] ---
    It doesn't matter whether he cares or not.
[15:45] ---
    Whenever I see him,
    I feel a burning rage inside.
[15:47] ---
    I wish I could steam him like a turtle!
[15:51] ---
    But you are Princess Ye, my lady.
[15:54] ---
    If you can get along with him
    and muddle through the days,
[15:57] ---
    is that not the secret to a happy marriage?
[16:00] ---
    Que'er, have you forgotten
    what he did to us before?
[16:07] ---
    I avoid this kind of weirdo like the plague.
[16:10] ---
    How am I supposed to get along with him?
[16:13] ---
    We both keep our distance
    from each other now.
[16:16] ---
    Suits me fine.
[16:18] ---
    But Prince Ye is your husband.
[16:21] ---
    Can you truly keep your distance from him?
[16:24] ---
    Not a problem for me.
[16:27] ---
    Good. I would like to find out whether
    you truly can keep your distance from me.
[16:33] ---
    Why was I eavesdropping on them?

Season 1

E12 - Promotion of the Princess of Ye

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 12
[01:53] ---
    Greetings, Your Highness.
[01:56] ---
    At ease.
[01:57] ---
    Please come to the Hall of
     Esteemed Virtue, Highness.
[01:59] ---
    This is an order from the Prince.
[02:03] ---
    Hall of Esteemed Virtue? What's that?
[02:06] ---
    The Hall of Esteemed Virtue is the
    residence of Prince Ye, Your Highness.
[02:11] ---
    What the hell does Prince Ye-diot want now?
[02:13] ---
    You'd better go.
[02:15] ---
    Excuse me?
[02:16] ---
    You might manage to hide from him today,
    but you can't hide forever.
[02:18] ---
    Why don't you use this chance and find out
    if the prince has that thing on him for me?
[02:23] ---
    If you find it, I'll be able to go in
    and out of the palace as I please.
[02:26] ---
    Which means I'll be able to help
    you with whatever you want.
[02:31] ---
    Makes sense.
[02:33] ---
    Nothing good ever happens
    when I go somewhere with you,
[02:36] ---
    but I'll go with you this time.
[02:37] ---
    Thank you for your consideration, Highness.
[02:41] ---
    What do you want me to do here?
[02:43] ---
    The Hall of Esteemed Virtue
[02:43] ---
    His Highness has ordered that,
    starting from today,
[02:46] ---
    you will be responsible for all the day-to-day
    running of the Hall of Esteemed Virtue.
[02:49] ---
    The day-to-day running?
[02:51] ---
    Here is the water tank.
[02:53] ---
    Please fill it with water, Your Highness.
[02:56] ---
    Are you short of laborers in the palace?
[02:58] ---
    Why are you suddenly asking me to do this?
[03:00] ---
    I do not dare to speculate on the
    reasons behind the prince's orders.
[03:03] ---
    I am simply following them
    in bringing you here.
[03:06] ---
    Chop wood and carry water?
    Are these the prince's orders?
[03:08] ---
    Take me to him.
[03:10] ---
    I will ask him what his
    intentions are in person.
[03:15] ---
    Your Highness, please do not go to the prince.
[03:17] ---
    Will angering the prince again
    not make things worse?
[03:20] ---
    These are tasks I am used to performing.
[03:23] ---
    I can easily do them by myself.
[03:25] ---
    No way.
[03:36] ---
    How can I let you do it alone? I'll help.
[03:39] ---
    My lady! How could I allow
    you to perform these labors?
[03:44] ---
    Hold on a minute. Let me see
    if there's some better solution.
[03:49] ---
    A better solution?
[04:02] ---
    My lady! What are you planning to do?!
[04:04] ---
    You'll see soon enough.
[04:11] ---
    Out of interest, Sister Jiao'er,
[04:13] ---
    has the prince come to your place lately?
[04:17] ---
    Not recently, but His Highness
    did send someone to greet me.
[04:21] ---
    His Highness is busy with his work.
    We need to be understanding.
[04:24] ---
    Oh my. How envious we are of you.
[04:28] ---
    Do not speak of sending greetings.
[04:30] ---
    We have not even heard
    from His Highness all year.
[04:35] ---
    Worry not, sisters.
[04:37] ---
    I will be sure to relate your lovesickness
    to His Highness when I see him next.
[04:42] ---
    I do not wish to grow old and die
    alone in this palace like these hags.
[04:47] ---
    Mistress.
[04:49] ---
    I have news for you.
[04:56] ---
    Sisters, we have an entertaining
    spectacle awaiting us.
[04:59] ---
    An entertaining spectacle? What spectacle?
[05:03] ---
    Follow me and you will find out.
[05:05] ---
    I am certain you will all enjoy what you see.
[05:16] ---
    You are amazing, my lady.
    This is a much better solution.
[05:20] ---
    'Course it is. Who d'ya think you're talking to?
[05:22] ---
    Oh my!
[05:23] ---
    Why does my sister look so
    happy about chopping wood?
[05:27] ---
    Oh me, oh my, I feel sorry for you.
[05:30] ---
    Indeed.
[05:33] ---
    How can my sister be made
    to do such menial chores?
[05:36] ---
    When I visit His Highness,
    I will be sure to plead your case.
[05:40] ---
    Plead my case? Who are you?
[05:44] ---
    Busy nobles cannot be expected
     to remember everything,
[05:46] ---
    but have you forgotten your
    sister after only a few days?
[05:49] ---
    My lady, have you forgotten?
[05:54] ---
    Oh! You're Beauty Chu, right? The one who's
    always getting slapped and bruises easily?
[06:00] ---
    I wish I was so bold.
[06:01] ---
    Well said!
[06:03] ---
    What are you laughing at?! Stop laughing!
[06:08] ---
    What are you doing?
[06:09] ---
    You don't need to worry about me.
[06:15] ---
    Prince Ye is cruel. I suggest you stay away
    from him to avoid getting slapped again.
[06:22] ---
    Not only do you mock me,
    you also dare to traduce His Highness!
[06:24] ---
    You are impudent!
[06:26] ---
    It was just a friendly reminder.
[06:28] ---
    Enough false sincerity!
[06:31] ---
    What is this?
[06:33] ---
    Oh my! Is this not the bamboo
    that was purchased a few days ago?
[06:38] ---
    Indeed. This is the bamboo
    you spent a lot of money on.
[06:42] ---
    Why would she cut down such good bamboo?
[06:45] ---
    Look at what you have done!
[06:48] ---
    I made this so I don't have to
    carry water back and forth.
[06:53] ---
    Do you not realize that every single thing in
    this palace has been carefully placed by me?
[06:58] ---
    You need my permission to touch them!
[07:00] ---
    Well, I already did it. Is there
    a point to telling me this now?
[07:04] ---
    Last time, you outlawed flower hairpins.
    Now, cutting down bamboo is out.
[07:08] ---
    Do you own everything in this palace?
[07:12] ---
    The palace belongs to the prince. But the
    prince allows me to oversee everything.
[07:16] ---
    As such, even the grass and
    trees are my responsibility.
[07:18] ---
    Prince Ye has such bad taste.
[07:20] ---
    Who is talking about me?
[07:26] ---
    His Highness is here.
[07:28] ---
    Your Highness, please get justice for me.
[07:30] ---
    Look, Your Highness. I scrimped and
    saved to buy these precious bamboo trees.
[07:35] ---
    But the princess has cut them down!
[07:42] ---
    I asked her why she did,
[07:44] ---
    and she said I was not good
    enough to oversee the palace.
[07:47] ---
    She also said Your Highness had
    terrible taste in choosing me to manage it.
[07:51] ---
    Please get justice for me, Your Highness.
[07:56] ---
    Let us see how the prince punishes you.
[07:58] ---
    If that is how the princess feels,
[08:00] ---
    perhaps the princess should start
    managing the palace from tomorrow.
[08:04] ---
    I would like to see how
    capable the princess is.
[08:10] ---
    What?!
[08:11] ---
    Oh my.
[08:12] ---
    Did His Highness just say the princess
    is to manage the palace now?
[08:16] ---
    I believe so.
[08:18] ---
    Your... Your Highness, I can
    handle managing the palace.
[08:21] ---
    I was merely pointing out that the
    princess should not doubt your taste.
[08:30] ---
    I did not say you cannot manage.
[08:31] ---
    It was the princess who said you could not.
[08:34] ---
    So I would like know if I do,
     in fact, have terrible taste,
[08:39] ---
    or if it was merely an insult.
[08:41] ---
    But Your Highness, I am really...
[08:45] ---
    Where did you get the courage
    to talk back to me again and again?
[08:50] ---
    Hold it!
[08:53] ---
    I don't want to manage any palace.
[08:55] ---
    Oh? Well, this is most odd.
[08:58] ---
    Did you not say I had terrible taste?
[09:01] ---
    You having terrible taste doesn't
    mean I want to manage the palace.
[09:04] ---
    It's hard work and a pain in the butt.
    I'm not remotely interested.
[09:09] ---
    All right, then. Beauty Chu will continue
    managing the daily affairs of the palace.
[09:14] ---
    Your Highness, I shall work harder
    and manage the palace even better!
[09:19] ---
    From tomorrow hence, the princess will
    serve me in the Hall of Esteemed Virtue.
[09:27] ---
    Stop making things hard for me.
[09:28] ---
    Didn't the emperor give me a 1,000 tael reward?
[09:31] ---
    Go use it to hire someone.
[09:33] ---
    I do not need to hire anyone.
[09:35] ---
    However, I refuse to support idle wastrels.
[09:38] ---
    Who needs your support?
[09:40] ---
    I support myself in the Serenity Pavilion.
[09:42] ---
    The Serenity Pavilion is part of my palace.
[09:44] ---
    You are my princess.
[09:46] ---
    It is your duty to serve me.
[09:49] ---
    You didn't make me do it before!
    Why are you changing your mind now?
[09:54] ---
    Because you do not wish to do it.
[09:57] ---
    Which makes me want you to do it.
[10:06] ---
    This woman constantly talks
    back to His Highness. Why is he...
[10:12] ---
    Take heed: from tomorrow,
[10:14] ---
    if the princess defies my orders,
    she will be disciplined.
[10:18] ---
    Yes, Highness.
[10:20] ---
    You...
[10:21] ---
    Farewell, Highness.
[10:23] ---
    Farewell, Your Highness.
[10:27] ---
    Damn that jerk.
[10:28] ---
    As soon as Auntie Xue is back, I'm outta here.
[10:32] ---
    My lady, let us go back.
[10:40] ---
    Fortunately, your palace responsibilities
     were not taken from you. Close call, hm?
[10:45] ---
    Sister, why are you shaking?
[10:48] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:55] ---
    That harlot infuriates me!
[10:58] ---
    I, Chu Jiao'er, will never forgive you!
[11:04] ---
    We were keeping a nice distance
    from each other before.
[11:07] ---
    Why'd this jerk suddenly ask me to serve him?
[11:10] ---
    Let me pull out all your hair!
[11:14] ---
    Finished.
[11:15] ---
    I'm done, so can I leave now?
[11:18] ---
    No, you cannot leave yet.
[11:20] ---
    Why not?
[11:23] ---
    Go sweep the courtyard. Then you may leave.
[11:27] ---
    Sweep the courtyard?
[11:29] ---
    That wasn't the deal!
[11:31] ---
    You will do whatever I want you to do.
    We have no "deal" to speak of.
[11:39] ---
    You're going back on your word!
[11:49] ---
    If I'd known you'd also be roped into this,
[11:51] ---
    I would've pulled out some of
    his hair to teach him a lesson!
[11:56] ---
    My lady, you cannot do that.
    The prince will punish you.
[12:01] ---
    As if I care about that.
[12:03] ---
    If I start fearing him, it'll just
    encourage him to push his luck, right?
[12:11] ---
    Why are all these leaves suddenly falling?
[12:19] ---
    There is no wind, and the petioles are fresh.
[12:23] ---
    Which means...
[12:26] ---
    You did this, right?
[12:28] ---
    You... You can see me?
[12:30] ---
    Teasing others like that...
    Of course I can see you.
[12:32] ---
    Take back your leaves.
[12:36] ---
    You think just because you can see me,
     you can order me around?
[12:43] ---
    Who did that?!
[12:44] ---
    Me.
[12:44] ---
    M-Mei! Why are you here?
[12:47] ---
    Did you come to visit me?
[12:55] ---
    Oh, it's you! What brings you here?
[12:58] ---
    I came to take care of some business,
    so I dropped in to see you.
[13:02] ---
    Aren't I welcome?
[13:04] ---
    You're always welcome!
[13:05] ---
    Thanks for your help before. I've been
    looking for you so I could thank you.
[13:09] ---
    You're welcome!
[13:10] ---
    My lady, who are you talking to?
[13:12] ---
    The flower fairy who helped me last time.
[13:14] ---
    It is a shame I cannot see you...
[13:17] ---
    My name is Que'er. Nice to meet you!
[13:21] ---
    Mei...
[13:24] ---
    By the way, why are you holding a broom?
[13:26] ---
    You mean this thing? I have
    to sweep the courtyard today.
[13:29] ---
    I'm here now, so leave it to—
[13:31] ---
    Let me! Let me do it!
[13:33] ---
    I'm Muqing, a tree fairy.
    Sorry for being a pain earlier.
[13:36] ---
    I will help you tidy up this
    whole courtyard right this second!
[13:52] ---
    The seal was...
[13:58] ---
    This is...
[14:17] ---
    You are...
[14:19] ---
    I am this ginkgo tree and I have
    been asleep for many years.
[14:24] ---
    Did you wake me?
[14:27] ---
    You're this ginkgo tree, huh?
[14:29] ---
    Why'd you fall asleep?
[14:32] ---
    That is rather a long story.
[14:38] ---
    He just woke up from the seal,
    so he might take a while to recover.
[14:44] ---
    Yeah, true. It's great he woke up, though.
[14:47] ---
    This place is going to become livelier.
[14:55] ---
    Why is this dead ginkgo tree now in full leaf?
[14:59] ---
    It is extremely odd.
[15:01] ---
    It is said that no grass will grow around
    this tree in the Serenity Pavilion...
[15:05] ---
    Th-This is too spooky.
[15:07] ---
    We should go.
[15:15] ---
    The investigation?
[15:18] ---
    Your Highness.
[15:19] ---
    Another daughter appeared in the House
     of Grand Councilor three months ago.
[15:24] ---
    Three months ago, you say?
[15:26] ---
    Are you certain?
[15:28] ---
    Yes, Highness.
[15:29] ---
    Only one young lady
    resided there previously.
[15:31] ---
    The other daughter has been
    considered a jinx since childhood.
[15:34] ---
    She was raised on Spirit Cloud Mountain.
    For some reason, she returned three months ago.
[15:41] ---
    How dare the House of Grand
    Councilor do this, Shadow...
[15:45] ---
    They deceived His Imperial Majesty.
[15:47] ---
    If this is true, their entire
    house will be beheaded.
[15:51] ---
    We must be sure. Check again.
[15:54] ---
    Yes, Your Highness.
[15:57] ---
    What?
[15:59] ---
    Is what you say true?
[16:00] ---
    It is true, mistress.
[16:02] ---
    There is an additional swing on
     this tree also. It is frightful indeed!
[16:06] ---
    Although I have not been in the palace long,
    I have heard of this old dead ginkgo tree.
[16:11] ---
    How did it come back to life
    overnight, lush and in full leaf?
[16:15] ---
    Mistress, do you wish to
    report this to His Highness?
[16:19] ---
    Not right now.
[16:21] ---
    And the Taoist I asked you to invite?
[16:23] ---
    The Chief Taoist is out of town.
[16:25] ---
    He will return in a few days.
[16:28] ---
    Excellent.
[16:30] ---
    This time, come what may, I will make
    that woman show her true colors!

Season 1

E13 - Awakening of love

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[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:34] ---
    Psychic Princess
[01:37] ---
    Episode 13
[01:45] ---
    Where's that ring Mochi was talking about?
[01:49] ---
    Maybe... in the bedroom?
[01:54] ---
    Maybe under the bedding?
[02:08] ---
    What are you doing, dear wife?
[02:17] ---
    Since you are so interested in my bed,
    why are you pushing me away?
[02:21] ---
    Will you not regret that?
[02:24] ---
    Huh? What nonsense is this?
[02:25] ---
    Y-You... Move out of my way!
[02:28] ---
    Move out of your way?
[02:30] ---
    What if I say no?
[02:34] ---
    Dear wife...
[02:37] ---
    What were you looking for in here?
[02:40] ---
    Looking for?
[02:41] ---
    N-Nothing! I just can't stand it being
    such a mess, so I tidied up a bit.
[02:48] ---
    In that case, you can keep
    this room tidy from now on.
[02:53] ---
    Rats, I dug a hole for myself there.
[03:00] ---
    Dear wife, you are the
    best person for this task.
[03:04] ---
    Limbering up so early in the morning?
    It is good to see you are so excited.
[03:08] ---
    What is it?
[03:10] ---
    Breakfast is ready, and I am
    here to escort Your Highnesses.
[03:14] ---
    A meal waiting for us?
[03:18] ---
    This looks delicious!
[03:21] ---
    It's paradise on my tongue!
[03:25] ---
    You... realize these are ordinary dishes, yes?
[03:29] ---
    What do you know?
[03:31] ---
    Delicious food is like an elixir,
[03:33] ---
    which does not only lift
    a bad mood, but can also...
[03:36] ---
    ...make you gain weight.
[03:39] ---
    You're gaining weight.
    Everyone in your palace is.
[03:41] ---
    Why do I find her charming?
[03:44] ---
    What are you smiling at?
[03:46] ---
    This is the first time you
    did not disagree with me.
[03:49] ---
    I am simply taken aback.
[03:51] ---
    Disagree with you? Have I?
[04:12] ---
    I can't see it anywhere.
[04:14] ---
    I should check if he has it on his person.
[04:17] ---
    Hey, I know how!
[04:25] ---
    What is this woman up to?
[04:30] ---
    Please, have some tea, Highness.
[04:33] ---
    It is rare for my dear wife
    to be so considerate.
[04:39] ---
    No rings on his fingers.
[04:50] ---
    Oh no! Oh no! Your Highness,
    don't move. I'll help you wipe it up.
[04:57] ---
    Oh my, Your Highness. Why didn't you dodge it?
[05:03] ---
    It's not on him, either.
[05:05] ---
    Seems he isn't who Mochi's after.
    I should clear out now.
[05:08] ---
    Your Highness, I will go do some cleaning.
[05:11] ---
    I won't disturb your reading.
[05:18] ---
    You fool around and then leave?
[05:25] ---
    What are you doing?!
[05:27] ---
    Let me go!
[05:30] ---
    And if I do not?
[05:32] ---
    If you don't, I'll use my Ultimate Move on you!
[05:39] ---
    Is she gloating?
[06:06] ---
    This is the first time I have seen her cry.
[06:10] ---
    Do not cry.
[06:25] ---
    My lady, you have returned!
[06:29] ---
    My lady?
[06:33] ---
    I'm fine. I'm just exhausted
    and want to sleep...
[06:45] ---
    What is this?
[06:55] ---
    So he really didn't have that ring on him?
[06:59] ---
    Yeah, I told you.
[07:00] ---
    I searched everywhere,
    top to bottom, inside and out.
[07:03] ---
    Inside... of him?
[07:06] ---
    A-Anyway, I'm sure he doesn't have it!
[07:14] ---
    Why has she not come today?
[07:15] ---
    Your Highness, Her Highness said
    she was not feeling well today,
[07:19] ---
    so she could not come attend to you.
[07:23] ---
    She is ill? Has a doctor been called?
[07:25] ---
    Her Highness does not wish to see a doctor.
    She said a few days' rest is what she needs.
[07:32] ---
    Go give the princess the health tonic and
    snacks His Imperial Majesty sent as a gift.
[07:39] ---
    Yes, Your Highness.
[07:51] ---
    She is ill...
[08:01] ---
    What did you do on Spirit Cloud
    Mountain when it rained, my lady?
[08:07] ---
    On rainy days, I'd hunt for
    treasure inside the mountain.
[08:10] ---
    Treasure?
[08:14] ---
    I know, Que'er! Let's go
    hunt for treasure together!
[08:17] ---
    What kind of treasure is Mistress
    Yunxi hunting for? I want to join in, too!
[08:21] ---
    All right, you're in!
[08:24] ---
    You guys go. I need sleep.
[08:27] ---
    As expected from Master Mochi,
    who does not care for treasure.
[08:33] ---
    Treasure?
[08:34] ---
    Sesame, look. My treasure.
[08:38] ---
    Wood ear fungus?
[08:41] ---
    Que'er, catch!
[08:43] ---
    I will, but please be careful.
[08:54] ---
    Your Highness?
[08:58] ---
    That should be enough. Let's go, Sesame.
[09:02] ---
    Sesame?
[09:04] ---
    Wait... if he's in that state...
[09:08] ---
    G-Greetings, Your Highness.
    Long may you live.
[09:13] ---
    It's you...
[09:19] ---
    My lady!
[09:41] ---
    I still have things to do. I'm off.
[09:43] ---
    Please do it yourself.
[09:44] ---
    Wait.
[09:47] ---
    What is it?
[09:49] ---
    Come dry me off.
[09:51] ---
    I refuse.
[09:53] ---
    You cannot. I am soaked
     through because of you.
[09:57] ---
    You did that to yourself! Suffer the
    consequences of your own actions.
[10:01] ---
    Then, answer my question:
    what were you doing up there?
[10:04] ---
    Didn't you see? I was picking wood ear fungus.
[10:08] ---
    Are you not ill? Were you lying to me?
[10:12] ---
    I was ill, b-but I felt better, so I went
    out to pick some wood ear fungus...
[10:18] ---
    Since you are feeling better,
    you can continue serving me.
[10:24] ---
    Dry me off.
[10:26] ---
    Oh, fine. But I need to grab something first.
[10:39] ---
    I want you to dry me with your hands!
[10:42] ---
    You should be happy I'm helping
    you at all! Stop asking for more!
[10:45] ---
    Go get someone else to do it!
[10:51] ---
    Do you find me so repulsive?
[10:54] ---
    What do you think?
[10:56] ---
    You think you're a magnet
    that can just attract anyone?
[10:59] ---
    You enjoy tormenting me.
    It's annoying as hell.
[11:02] ---
    I'm leaving.
[11:03] ---
    Annoying?
[11:12] ---
    You say you do not like me, but you married
    me and became my princess, did you not?
[11:17] ---
    It's not just my head saying it.
    My body doesn't like you, either.
[11:20] ---
    And I didn't exactly have a choice.
[11:21] ---
    Do you really think I wanted to marry—
[11:26] ---
    What are you doing?!
[11:29] ---
    This is what you get for irritating me.
[11:31] ---
    Can you not feel what I am doing?
[11:33] ---
    Then, I shall do it again!
[11:34] ---
    You—
[11:43] ---
    Are you crazy?!
[11:45] ---
    How dare you...
[11:47] ---
    Why? Why are you doing this to me?
[11:50] ---
    We can both keep our
    distance from each other!
[11:52] ---
    Why must you keep messing with me?
[11:55] ---
    Weren't we both happy before,
    living in our separate bubbles?
[11:57] ---
    Since you and I are so tired of
    each other, let's just stay apart!
[12:01] ---
    So please don't bother me anymore!
[12:10] ---
    Keep our distance from each other?
[12:14] ---
    Wishful thinking.
[12:21] ---
    Your Highness?
[12:49] (Flashback) ---
    So please don't bother me anymore!
[12:52] (Flashback) ---
    It's best if we don't see each other again!
[13:00] ---
    Damn...
[13:06] ---
    Your Highness, I have discovered
    the true identity of the princess.
[13:11] ---
    Tell me.
[13:12] ---
    I discovered Qian Yunshang is the
    Grand Councilor's second daughter.
[13:16] ---
    The emperor arranged for her to marry you.
[13:18] ---
    However, the woman who became
    your princess is Qian Yunxi,
[13:21] ---
    considered a jinx since childhood
    and raised on Spirit Cloud Mountain.
[13:26] ---
    Excellent.
[13:27] ---
    The Grand Councilor will rue his deception.
[13:31] ---
    You may leave.
[13:33] ---
    Yes, Highness.
[13:36] ---
    So your name is... Qian Yunxi.
[13:47] ---
    This is wasabi.
[13:48] ---
    Don't use too much or your
    tongue won't thank you for it.
[13:52] ---
    I have never tried it before.
[13:53] ---
    Then, you're about to have
    an unforgettable experience.
[13:57] ---
    Fair maiden!
[13:59] ---
    Are you here?
[14:02] ---
    Who's there?
[14:04] ---
    I have finally found you!
    I am glad I did not give up!
[14:05] ---
    Stay away!
[14:09] ---
    Do not be shy!
[14:14] ---
    What are you doing here?
[14:24] ---
    What are these?
[14:27] ---
    Wood ear fungus I picked.
[14:29] ---
    Give it a try.
[14:33] ---
    My nose!
[14:37] ---
    My nose!
[14:39] ---
    Yu Zimo...
[14:41] ---
    How can such a special
    flavor exist in this world?
[14:44] ---
    I didn't expect your hobby
    to be so special, either.
[14:48] ---
    Out of interest, why do you reside here?
[14:50] ---
    I hear tell that this is a haunted,
    inauspicious place. Does that not scare you?
[14:57] ---
    No, only people with skeletons in
    the closet are scared of ghosts.
[15:01] ---
    I quite like it here.
[15:03] ---
    Even if you are not scared,
[15:04] ---
    it is mightily unfair for a
    princess to be residing here.
[15:10] ---
    Ye Youming, that jerk!
[15:12] ---
    How can he treat a frail girl in this way?
[15:14] ---
    Come with me. You need not
    be subjected to this abuse.
[15:20] ---
    You dare to abduct my princess?
[15:23] ---
    How very courageous of you.
[15:26] ---
    How can you let the princess
    reside in a place like this?
[15:28] ---
    Is it not improper?
[15:30] ---
    I feel no compunction to discuss with you
    where I wish my princess to reside.
[15:34] ---
    I do not care how you feel!
    It is my business if you mistreat her!
[15:39] ---
    Is it indeed?
[15:40] ---
    It seems that you still have
    not realized that she is your...
[15:43] ---
    ...sister-in-law.
[15:46] ---
    In-Law
[15:46] ---
    In-Law
[15:46] ---
    Sister-
[15:46] ---
    Sister-
[15:46] ---
    Sister-
[15:46] ---
    In-Law
[15:46] ---
    Sister-
[15:46] ---
    In-Law
[15:46] ---
    Sister-
[15:46] ---
    In-Law
[15:46] ---
    Sister-
[15:46] ---
    In-Law
[15:46] ---
    Sister-
[15:46] ---
    In-Law
[15:46] ---
    Sister-
[15:46] ---
    In-Law
[15:47] ---
    Sister-
[15:47] ---
    In-Law
[15:47] ---
    Sister-
[15:47] ---
    In-Law
[15:47] ---
    Sister-
[15:47] ---
    In-Law
[15:47] ---
    Sister-
[15:47] ---
    In-Law
[15:47] ---
    From now on, what happens between me and
     your sister-in-law is none of your business.
[15:52] ---
    Sister-
[15:52] ---
    In-Law
[15:53] ---
    Sister-
[15:53] ---
    In-Law
[15:53] ---
    Sister-
[15:53] ---
    In-Law
[16:06] ---
    Is he... looking at me?
[16:19] ---
    Qian Yunxi!

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E14 - A smile can melt your heart

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E15 - The Warmer Relationship

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E16 - You think you deserve to end this?