E9 - Bump-Boo Crusaders

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[00:04] Popuko
    Oh, shit. I killed him, as a bit.
[00:08] Popuko
    Oh, come on! This is just a bit!
[00:11] Popuko
    I would've been in real trouble
    if it wasn't, tee-hee!
[00:45] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:50] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:55] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:04] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:08] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:17] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:19] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:25] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:31] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:36] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:38] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:42] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: ????
SIGN    Bump-Boo Crusaders
[02:04] Cthuo
    I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama.
[02:06] Cthuo
    I'm a first-year at Bump-Boo High.
[02:08] Cthuo
    One day, I just happened to become friends
    with the awesome Popuko and Pipimi.
[02:13] Cthuo
    What can I say? They're pretty awesome,
[02:15] Cthuo
    and my high school life was
    going pretty awesomely, too.
[02:19] Cthuo
    Aight, here's to another day of trying
    to become the rulers at this school!
SIGN    Episode 7
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse
[02:27] Pipimi
    "Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse."
[02:33] Cthuo's Mom
    Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
[02:36] Cthuo
    Crap! Sorry 'bout that!
[02:38] Cthuo's Mom
    You seem to be enjoying school lately.
[02:41] Cthuo
    Sh-Shut up! Bye!
[02:50] Cthuo
    Enjoying school, huh?
[02:51] Cthuo
    If I hadn't met Popu and Pipi that day, I...
[02:56] Koroshitani
    Are you Cthuo-kun?
[02:58] Cthuo
    Huh? Yeah.
[03:01] Koroshitani
    The name's Koroshitani.
[03:03] Cthuo
    Koroshitani?!
[03:05] Cthuo
    Dude's the head of the Iidabashi Alliance!
[03:08] Koroshitani
    I hear that Popuko and Pipimi
    have been getting a bit cocky lately.
[03:14] Koroshitani
    So I have a favor to ask you...
[03:17] Koroshitani
    I want you to lure them out
    to the bay-area warehouse tonight.
[03:23] Cthuo
    Y-You want me to sell out my friends?
[03:26] Cthuo
    Hell no!
[03:28] Koroshitani
    I'm not sure you have much of a choice.
[03:30] Koroshitani
    I hear that your mother's a gentle soul
[03:32] Koroshitani
    who got you into high school
    all by herself,
[03:36] Koroshitani
    and that she happens to work part-time
    at my family's department store.
[03:39] Cthuo
    You bastard!
[03:43] Koroshitani
    I trust you'll make the right decision,
    being the weakling that you are, Cthuo.
SIGN    Bump-Boo High School
SIGN    Bump-Boo High School
[03:53] Popuko
    Like, give me a break.
[03:55] Pipimi
    I know, right?
SIGN    Tea
SIGN    Tea
[03:57] Popuko
    Am I right, Cthuo?
[03:59] Popuko
    Hey, why the long face?
[04:01] Pipimi
    You get dumped by a girl again?
[04:05] Cthuo
    So, hey...
[04:08] Cthuo
    Later today...
[04:19] Koroshitani
    Ah, I see they've arrived.
[04:22] Koroshitani
    Oh?
[04:24] Koroshitani
    What's the meaning of this?
SIGN    Iidabashi Alliance
[04:26] Cthuo
    I know I've got a lot of nerve
    showing up here alone, but...
[04:29] Cthuo
    But those two taught me...
[04:32] Cthuo
    that a man doesn't betray his friends!
[04:35] Cthuo
    Do whatever you want to me!
[04:37] Koroshitani
    Hmph.
[04:39] Koroshitani
    You've read far too many manga, Cthuo-kun.
[04:43] Koroshitani
    Were you too thick-headed...
[04:47] Koroshitani
    to figure out what I'd do to you
[04:49] Koroshitani
    if you made me mad? Huh?!
[04:56] Koroshitani
    You're no fun at all.
[04:58] Koroshitani
    Go ahead and have some fun, guys.
[05:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Really?
[05:02] Pipimi
    Guess we'll take you up
    on that offer, then.
[05:07] Cthuo
    Popu, Pipi... Why?
[05:11] Pipimi
    Well, you were obviously acting strange.
[05:14] Popuko
    You just wanted all the badass glory
    for yourself, didn't ya?
[05:18] Pipimi
    Take it easy for a bit, Cthuo.
[05:20] Popuko
    Now, then, as you requested...
[05:23] Popuko
    Let's serve you a full course
    of Bump-Boo High ass-kicking!
[05:29] Koroshitani
    You had the nerve to show up...
    but you'll soon regret it!
[05:37] Thug C
    Thrust!
[05:50] Thug D
    Wh-Who the hell are these guys?!
    They're insane!
[05:53] Thug E
    Wait, wait, wait...
[06:00] Koroshitani
    Hey, we're leaving.
[06:04] Koroshitani
    Hey!
[06:05] Pipimi
    Where d'you think you're going?
[06:08] Popuko
    Well, well...
[06:10] Popuko
    Looks like you're the only one left.
[06:12] Koroshitani
    W-Wait... H-Help... Help me!
[06:21] Cthuo
    Ow...
[06:23] Popuko
    You look like shit, Cthuo.
[06:25] Cthuo
    Shut up... I could've handled them myself.
[06:27] Popuko
    "Do whatever you want to me!"
[06:29] Cthuo
    Wha—You bastard!
[06:31] Cthuo
    If you were there,
    you should've come out sooner!
[06:31] Popuko
    My bad!
[06:33] Pipimi
    We were waiting for Popu
    to finish eating her bread.
[06:36] Cthuo
    Huh?!
[06:36] Popuko
    Oh, shit.
[06:37] Cthuo
    Hey!
[06:38] Cthuo
    Come back here, damn it!
[06:38] Popuko
    I said I'm sorry!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[06:46] ---
    Pop Team Epic!
[06:52] Child
    Dad! It's Sunday! Take us somewhere!
[06:56] Dad
    Easier said than done, son...
[07:00] Popuko
    Wanna go to... Brazil?
[07:02] Pipimi
    Amigo!
[07:04] Popuko
    You can find the other side of the world
    right here in Okayama Prefecture!
[07:06] Popuko
    Spend an exciting day off at the
    Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
[07:11] Dad
    All right, let's go!
[07:13] Children
    Yay!
[07:14] Popuko
    Hurry!
[07:16] Pipimi
    Hurry!
[07:17] Popuko and Pipimi
    Bye-bye!
[07:19] Popuko and Pipimi
    Washuzan Highland!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:21] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:24] Popuko
    Tell me three things
    that're awesome about me!
[07:26] Pipimi
    Hm, probably that you're well-versed
    in running, hitting, and fielding.
SIGN    Running
SIGN    Hitting
SIGN    Fielding
[07:30] Popuko
    That's three...?
[07:34] Pipimi
    It's just... one!
SIGN    Running, hitting, fielding
[07:39] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:44] Pipimi
    Also, you're blonde and short.
[07:46] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:50] Pipimi
    Did you do your homework today?
[07:51] Popuko
    Ah...
[07:53] Popuko
    climbing on a tetrapod!
[07:57] Pipimi
    Oh, hey. Wharf roaches.
[08:03] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[08:09] Narrator
    The mysterious crop circle!
[08:12] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey, a UFO!
[08:18] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey! They're making a crop circle!
[08:24] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?
[08:26] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?!
[08:27] Popuko
    Dude, you suck!
[08:29] Pipimi
    You ain't no Banksy!
[08:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Don't underestimate street art!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:39] Pipimi
    WoL! Floor Sommelier Check!
[08:43] Pipimi
    The floor we're going to have
    Popuko-sama try out today is... this!
[08:48] Pipimi
    The floor of Titan's arena!
[08:50] Popuko
    Oiyoiyo!
[08:53] Pipimi
    We're going to have her choose
    whether A or B is the Titan EX floor!
[08:57] Popuko
    Easy-peasy! Here we go!
[09:00] Popuko
    How many extreme floors
    do you think I've licked?
[09:02] Popuko
    Ah... This floor feels like a landslide
    smacking me in the tongue!
[09:06] Popuko
    The hint of smokiness gives
    the flavor so much more depth!
[09:10] Popuko
    The warmth I feel from this topaz color,
    and this extreme malice from the devs!
[09:17] Popuko
    A's definitely the EX floor!
[09:19] Popuko
    B's the Titan (Hard) floor.
SIGN    Please choose which room you'd like to transfer to.
[09:22] Popuko
    The "weight" is totally different!
[09:26] Pipimi
    Let's announce the results!
[09:29] Pipimi
    The room I go into is the correct one!
[09:34] Pipimi
    You're correct!
[09:36] Popuko
    Yahooie!
[09:38] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[09:44] Popuko and Pipimi
    And one, and two...
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[09:49] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:52] Popuko
    Go!
[10:06] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:14] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:21] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:29] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:36] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:43] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:51] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:58] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
SIGN    Pipimi's Room
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:07] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
[11:10] Popuko
    But there are people watching
    on streaming services.
[11:13] Popuko
    In fact, are there actually people
    out there who bought it?
[11:15] Popuko
    You were probably better off
    buying Evangelion.
[11:19] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, don't say that!
[11:21] Popuko
    Not to mention, Eva has way more animation.
    It's much better value.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:25] Pipimi
    Is it?
[11:25] Popuko
    It is.
[11:26] Pipimi
    I guess it is. Wait, is it though?
[11:28] Popuko
    Actually, right now, you can even
    get it signed by .
[11:30] Popuko
    Isn't that amazing?
[11:31] Pipimi
    Wow, I want one!
SIGN    Some Bigshot
    Autograph
[11:35] Popuko
    Wait, really?
[11:36] Popuko
    What are you going to do, Pipi-chan?
[11:37] Pipimi
    Uhhh...
[11:39] Popuko
    Are you going to buy something else
    with the money for PTE season 2?
[11:42] Popuko
    Or are you actually buying season 2?
[11:43] Pipimi
    I sure won't, so please
    send a copy to my agency.
[11:45] Popuko
    I guess it's a perk of being on the show.
[11:47] Pipimi
    Send me the juiciest bits.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[11:54] Popuko
    Oh, shit. I killed him, as a bit.
[11:58] Popuko
    Oh, come on! This is just a bit! A bit!
[12:01] Popuko
    I would've been in real trouble
    if it wasn't! Yeesh!
[12:04] Popuko
    Holy, holy, holy... Holy night!
[12:08] Popuko
    Holy, holy, holy, holy,
    holy, holy, holy night!
[12:13] Popuko
    Ho!
[12:35] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:40] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:45] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:55] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:58] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies

    in between dreams and reality

[13:02] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:07] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:09] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:15] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:19] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:21] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:26] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:28] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:33] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Bump-Boo Crusaders
SIGN    By: ????
[13:54] Cthuo
    I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama.
[13:56] Cthuo
    I'm a first-year at Bump-Boo High.
[13:57] Cthuo
    One day, I just happened to become friends
    with the awesome Popuko and Pipimi.
[14:02] Cthuo
    What can I say? They're pretty awesome,
[14:05] Cthuo
    and my high school life was
    going pretty awesomely, too.
[14:09] Cthuo
    Aight, here's to another day of trying
    to become the rulers at this school!
SIGN    Episode 7
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse
[14:17] Pipimi
    "Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse."
[14:23] Cthuo's Mom
    Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
[14:26] Cthuo
    Crap! Sorry 'bout that!
[14:28] Cthuo's Mom
    You seem to be enjoying school lately.
[14:31] Cthuo
    Sh-Shut up! Bye!
[14:40] Cthuo
    Enjoying school, huh?
[14:41] Cthuo
    If I hadn't met Popu and Pipi that day, I...
[14:46] Koroshitani
    Are you Cthuo-kun?
[14:48] Cthuo
    Huh? Yeah.
[14:51] Koroshitani
    The name's Koroshitani.
[14:53] Cthuo
    Koroshitani?!
[14:55] Cthuo
    Dude's the head of the Iidabashi Alliance!
[14:58] Koroshitani
    I hear that Popuko and Pipimi
    have been getting a bit cocky lately.
[15:04] Koroshitani
    So I have a favor to ask you...
[15:07] Koroshitani
    I want you to lure them out
    to the bay-area warehouse tonight.
[15:13] Cthuo
    Y-You want me to sell out my friends?
[15:16] Cthuo
    Hell no!
[15:18] Koroshitani
    I'm not sure you have much of a choice.
[15:20] Koroshitani
    I hear that your mother's a gentle soul
[15:22] Koroshitani
    who got you into high school
    all by herself,
[15:26] Koroshitani
    and that she happens to work part-time
    at my family's department store.
[15:29] Cthuo
    You bastard!
[15:33] Koroshitani
    I trust you'll make the right decision,
    being the weakling that you are, Cthuo.
SIGN    Bump-Boo High School
SIGN    Bump-Boo High School
[15:42] Popuko
    Like, give me a break.
[15:44] Pipimi
    I know, right?
[15:47] Popuko
    Am I right, Cthuo?
SIGN    Tea
SIGN    Tea
[15:49] Popuko
    Hey, why the long face?
[15:52] Pipimi
    You get dumped by a girl again?
[15:56] Cthuo
    So, hey...
[15:58] Cthuo
    Later today...
[16:09] Koroshitani
    Ah, I see they've arrived.
[16:12] Koroshitani
    Oh?
[16:14] Koroshitani
    What's the meaning of this?
SIGN    Iidabashi Alliance
[16:16] Cthuo
    I know I've got a lot of nerve
    showing up here alone, but...
[16:19] Cthuo
    But those two taught me...
[16:22] Cthuo
    that a man doesn't betray his friends!
[16:24] Cthuo
    Do whatever you want to me!
[16:27] Koroshitani
    Hmph.
[16:29] Koroshitani
    You've read far too many manga, Cthuo-kun.
[16:33] Koroshitani
    Were you too thick-headed...
[16:37] Koroshitani
    to figure out what I'd do to you
[16:39] Koroshitani
    if you made me mad? Huh?!
[16:46] Koroshitani
    You're no fun at all.
[16:48] Koroshitani
    Go ahead and have some fun, guys.
[16:50] Pipimi
    Really?
[16:52] Pipimi
    Guess we'll take you up
    on that offer, then.
[16:57] Cthuo
    Popu, Pipi... You guys... Why?
[17:00] Pipimi
    Well, you were obviously acting strange.
[17:04] Popuko
    You just wanted all the badass glory
    for yourself, didn't ya?
[17:08] Pipimi
    Take it easy for a bit, Cthuo.
[17:10] Popuko
    Now, then, as you requested...
[17:13] Popuko
    Let's serve you a full course
    of Bump-Boo High ass-kicking!
[17:19] Koroshitani
    You had the nerve to show up...
    but you'll soon regret it!
[17:28] Thug C
    Thrust!
[17:40] Thug D
    Wh-Who the hell are these guys?!
    They're insane!
[17:43] Thug E
    Wait, wait, wait...
[17:44] Pipimi
    Hup!
[17:50] Koroshitani
    Hey, we're leaving.
[17:54] Koroshitani
    Hey!
[17:55] Pipimi
    Where d'you think you're going?
[18:00] Popuko
    Well, well... Looks like
    you're the only one left.
[18:02] Koroshitani
    W-Wait... H-Help... Help me!
[18:12] Cthuo
    Ow...
[18:13] Popuko
    You look like shit, Cthuo.
[18:15] Cthuo
    Shut up... I could've handled them myself.
[18:17] Popuko
    "Do whatever you want to me!"
[18:19] Cthuo
    Wha—You bastard!
[18:21] Cthuo
    If you were there,
    you should've come out sooner!
[18:22] Popuko
    My bad!
[18:23] Pipimi
    We were waiting for Popu
    to finish eating her bread.
[18:26] Cthuo
    Huh?!
[18:26] Popuko
    Oh, shit.
[18:27] Cthuo
    H-Hey!
[18:29] Cthuo
    Come back here, damn it!
[18:30] Popuko
    I said I'm sorry!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[18:36] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[18:42] Child
    Dad! It's Sunday! Take us somewhere!
[18:46] Dad
    Easier said than done, son...
[18:50] Popuko
    Wanna go to... Brazil?
[18:52] Pipimi
    Amigo!
[18:53] Popuko
    You can find the other side of the world
    right here in Okayama Prefecture!
[18:56] Popuko
    Spend an exciting day off at the
    Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
[19:01] Dad
    All right, let's go!
[19:03] Children
    Yay!
[19:04] Popuko
    Hurry!
[19:06] Pipimi
    Hurry!
[19:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    Bye-bye!
[19:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    Washuzan Highland!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:11] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:14] Popuko
    Tell me three things
    that're awesome about me!
[19:17] Pipimi
    You're well-versed in running,
    hitting, and fielding.
SIGN    Running
SIGN    Hitting
SIGN    Fielding
[19:20] Popuko
    That's three...?
[19:23] Pipimi
    It's just...
[19:25] Pipimi
    O-O-O-One!
SIGN    Running, hitting, fielding
[19:29] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[19:34] Pipimi
    Also, you're blonde and short.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:37] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:39] Pipimi
    Did you do your homework today?
[19:41] Popuko
    Ah...
[19:43] Popuko
    climbing on a tetrapod!
[19:47] Pipimi
    Oh, hey. Wharf roaches.
[19:51] Popuko
    Ah!
[19:53] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[19:59] Narrator
    The mysterious crop circle!
[20:02] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey, a UFO!
[20:08] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey! They're making a crop circle!
[20:14] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?
[20:16] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?!
[20:17] Popuko
    Dude, you suck!
[20:19] Pipimi
    You ain't no Banksy!
[20:21] Popuko and Pipimi
    Don't underestimate street art!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:29] Pipimi
    WoL! Floor Sommelier Check!
[20:33] Popuko
    Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
[20:33] Pipimi
    The floor we're going to have
    Popuko-sama try out today is... this!
[20:37] Popuko
    Oiyoiyo! Oiyoiyo!
[20:38] Pipimi
    The floor of Titan's arena!
[20:40] Popuko
    Yoshida!
[20:41] Pipimi
    We're going to have her choose
    whether A or B is the Titan EX floor!
[20:43] Popuko
    Oiyoiyo!
[20:47] Popuko
    Easy-peasy! Here we go!
[20:49] Popuko
    How many extreme floors
    do you think I've licked?
[20:52] Popuko
    I can tell in no time!
[20:53] Popuko
    Ah... This floor feels like a landslide
    smacking me in the tongue!
[20:57] Popuko
    The hint of smokiness gives
    the flavor so much more depth!
[21:00] Popuko
    The warmth I feel from this topaz color,
    and this extreme malice from the devs!
[21:07] Popuko
    A's definitely the EX floor!
[21:09] Popuko
    B's the Titan (Hard) floor.
SIGN    Please choose which room you'd like to transfer to.
[21:11] Popuko
    The "weight" is totally different!
[21:16] Pipimi
    Let's announce the results!
[21:19] Pipimi
    The room I go into is the correct one!
[21:24] Pipimi
    You're correct!
[21:25] Popuko
    Yay! Yahoo!
[21:27] Popuko
    Hey! Hey, hey!
[21:28] Pipimi
    Yahoo!
[21:30] Popuko
    Yay! Yay! Yahoo!
[21:35] Popuko
    Yahoo!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[21:39] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[21:42] Popuko
    Go!
[21:56] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:04] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:11] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:19] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:26] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:33] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:41] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:48] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:58] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
[23:02] Popuko
    Yeah! But there are people
    watching on streaming services.
[23:06] Popuko
    In fact, are there actually people
    out there who bought it?
[23:09] Pipimi
    Probably not.
[23:10] Popuko
    What?
[23:11] Popuko
    I'd rather buy a Kanto Electric Massager.
[23:15] Pipimi
    A Kanto Electric Massager? What's that?
[23:18] Popuko
    You know, the Kanto Electric Massager.
[23:21] Popuko
    It's way more reliable and worth the price.
[23:25] Pipimi
    Hm... I'd prefer alcohol.
[23:28] Popuko
    Huh? Also, act now,
    and you get a Blu-ray and DVD!
[23:32] Pipimi
    Wait, it comes with alcohol?
[23:34] Popuko
    What even... Did you even hear me?
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:37] Popuko
    It comes with a Blu-ray and DVD!
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
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Revision #1
Created 2024-01-02 04:05:46 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-01-02 04:05:48 UTC by whimsee