# E8 - The Dragon of Iidabashi Pipi's Revenge
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG9Z8V/the-dragon-of-iidabashi-pipis-revenge)
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**[00:03] ---**
I'm Chomp-Chomp Bacon.
**[00:05] ---**
And I love to eat bacon!
**[00:21] ---**
Hot!
**[01:56] ---**
#8
The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[01:56] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Abashiri Prison
**[02:01] ---**
Begin lunch!
**[02:07] ---**
Isn't this stamp cute?
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, you like that?
**[02:11] ---**
I've never read the manga though.
**[02:14] ---**
Would you quit yer yappin' already?!
**[02:17] ---**
Hey, #893! Keep it quiet!
***SIGN*** The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[02:27] ---**
Mr. Prison Guard.
**[02:29] ---**
Mind if I talk to that prisoner?
**[02:35] ---**
Guess I can't say no to you.
**[02:37] ---**
Appreciate it.
**[02:42] ---**
Here, I got this for ya.
**[02:46] ---**
You're an interesting character.
**[02:49] ---**
Got a place to go
after you get out?
**[02:53] ---**
No.
**[02:54] ---**
The gang'll take care of you.
Wanna be a yakuza?
**[03:00] ---**
Sure!
**[03:02] ---**
We don't have *sake*,
so we'll suck this lemon.
**[03:17] ---**
We've sworn an oath.
I'll be waiting when you get out.
***SIGN*** A Lucky Day in October
Popu is Released on Parole
**[03:27] ---**
The air of freedom sure smells nice.
**[03:34] ---**
Hey, pardner! Been waiting for you.
Hurry and get in.
**[03:43] ---**
*And so, Popu and Pipi who had
sworn an oath of brotherhood,*
**[03:47] ---**
*would spread their notoriety
throughout Hiroshima.*
**[03:50] ---**
*Pipi was the young boss of
the Bamboozle Gang*
***SIGN*** Bamboozle Gang Boss
Funazo Iidabashi
**[03:53] ---**
*which was rapidly spreading
its power and influence.*
**[03:57] ---**
*Under Pipi's guidance,*
**[04:01] ---**
*Popu becomes the gang's assassin,*
**[04:03] ---**
*taking down rivals
and enemies with fearless abandon.*
**[04:10] ---**
Hey, guys...
**[04:12] ---**
I-It's Pipi!
**[04:13] ---**
Didn't I tell you no more YouTubing?!
**[04:18] ---**
Stay.
**[04:20] ---**
Hey, Pipi.
**[04:22] ---**
If you came to talk, I'm all ears.
**[04:24] ---**
Thanks to you guys, the cops
are getting suspicious of us too.
**[04:28] ---**
Stop YouTubing!
**[04:31] ---**
Well, honorable Young Boss...
**[04:33] ---**
We're doing this to make
someone look good...
**[04:38] ---**
And if you can't guess who,
I'd shut your trap!
**[04:41] ---**
Don't tell me...the old man...
**[04:47] ---**
Boss!
**[04:48] ---**
We walk the path of chivalry...
when did we stoop so low?!
**[04:53] ---**
Listen to me, Pipi.
**[04:55] ---**
These are the times we live in,
the pressure's on from the cops.
**[05:00] ---**
YouTubing or whatever,
we do what we have to.
**[05:03] ---**
- Boss!
- Listen to me, Pipi!
**[05:06] ---**
We can't survive with
just our yakuza code!
**[05:10] ---**
It's time you grew up too!
**[05:12] ---**
Stay.
**[05:13] ---**
Stay with me.
**[05:13] ---**
So that's it?
**[05:15] ---**
Well, I have my principles too.
**[05:18] ---**
I'm quitting this gang
and doing things my way.
**[05:24] ---**
B-Boss!
**[05:31] ---**
Ready?
**[05:34] ---**
Even!
**[05:37] ---**
See you in hell, Popu!
***SIGN*** Popu dies
**[06:00] ---**
Boss, it's Pipi.
**[06:17] ---**
Hey, Popu...
**[06:19] ---**
Where'd we take the wrong path?
**[06:28] ---**
She said she hated subculture girls...
**[06:32] ---**
but she sure sucked up to them.
**[06:36] ---**
Snapped!
**[06:38] ---**
1 point! 2 points! 3 points!
**[06:40] ---**
4 points. 5 points.
**[06:42] ---**
What? Popu is...!
**[06:47] ---**
Pipi... You!
**[06:52] ---**
Fin.
***SIGN*** The End
**[06:54] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:03] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[07:05] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[07:09] ---**
Eisai haramasukoi!
**[07:13] ---**
What's that?
**[07:14] ---**
My dance, Eisai Haramasukoi.
Think it'll catch on?
**[07:16] ---**
Not a chance.
**[07:18] ---**
Never mind!
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[07:21] ---**
Wait!
**[07:23] ---**
Wait!
**[07:26] ---**
Waaaait!
**[07:28] ---**
It'll catch on, I promise.
**[07:29] ---**
Eisai...haramasukoi!
**[07:35] ---**
Here's a present.
**[07:40] ---**
It's just some "edgelord" key chain
they sell in souvenir shops.
**[07:43] ---**
My name...
**[07:45] ---**
My name is Lord Calamity.
Are you my new master?
**[07:53] ---**
Whoa, a real magic item.
Sorry about what I said.
**[08:01] ---**
I cut my bangs too short.
**[08:05] ---**
Me too.
**[08:08] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up.
**[08:10] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up!
**[08:11] ---**
My name...
**[08:12] ---**
You're...!
**[08:13] ---**
- Xavi Peh. X-Xavi Peh. Xavi Peh! Xavi Peh
- Xavi Peh? Oh, okay, okay, okay.
**[08:20] ---**
You can pass.
**[08:28] ---**
Pipimi! Let's watch the best of
"Sun and Green, Healthy Living!"
**[08:37] ---**
- It's just a scratch. No worries.
- Whoa! Whoa!
**[08:40] ---**
I'll put a Band-aid on it!
**[08:43] ---**
Aw damn, I got it stuck
on my finger!
**[08:46] ---**
Damn, not again!
**[08:48] ---**
Damn... it! Damn it,
damn it, damn it, damn it...
**[08:54] ---**
Not to worry.
**[09:02] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Popuko Midnight Dancer
**[09:05] ---**
I made a music video.
Take a look.
**[09:07] ---**
The personification of action...
***SIGN*** Playback
**[09:25] ---**
Stop it and
burn that tape right now!
**[09:28] ---**
Okay.
**[09:29] ---**
In you go.
**[09:30] ---**
The personification of action.
**[09:41] ---**
You're looking scared.
**[09:44] ---**
Finger....!
**[09:50] ---**
I did it!
**[10:01] ---**
Pop Team Epic
Tales of Long Ago
**[10:14] ---**
I'll make the dead tree...
**[10:17] ---**
burst into bloom!
**[10:20] ---**
F-Fooled you!
**[10:22] ---**
This is just plain old flour!
**[10:26] ---**
It's just flour, you fool.
**[10:30] ---**
Now you can make pancakes. Yum!
**[10:35] ---**
How come we aren't
in the anime?
**[10:37] ---**
To begin with,
why are we singing?
**[10:40] ---**
Maybe the writer likes you?
**[10:43] ---**
Ah, I saw that on p***v.
**[11:28] ---**
- So short!
- So short!
**[11:32] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:34] ---**
I'm in charge of the
lyrics for our new song,
***SIGN*** Sturdy Earth
Lyrics: Sosogu Hoshifuri
What do I do?
I can't fill in the blanks.
Ether, ether.
My mind's always blank.
**[11:37] ---**
but I can't think of anything!
**[11:39] ---**
That's it! I'll write a song
about my love for Daichi!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9 "Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Reemisión
**[11:53] ---**
I'm Chomp-Chomp Bacon.
**[11:56] ---**
And I love to eat bacon!
**[11:59] ---**
I'm going to fry
my favorite bacon today!
**[12:05] ---**
First, oil the frying pan and...
**[12:08] ---**
lay a slice of bacon on it...
**[12:11] ---**
Hot!
**[13:46] ---**
#8
The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[13:46] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Abashiri Prison
**[13:51] ---**
Begin lunch!
**[13:57] ---**
Isn't this stamp cute?
**[14:00] ---**
Oh, you like that?
**[14:01] ---**
I've never read the manga though.
**[14:04] ---**
The hell'd you say?!
**[14:07] ---**
Hey, #893! Keep it quiet!
***SIGN*** The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[14:17] ---**
Mr. Prison Guard.
**[14:20] ---**
Mind if I talk to that prisoner?
**[14:25] ---**
Guess I can't say no to you.
**[14:27] ---**
Appreciate it.
**[14:32] ---**
Here, I got this for ya.
**[14:37] ---**
You're an interesting character.
**[14:40] ---**
Got a place to go
after you get out?
**[14:43] ---**
No.
**[14:45] ---**
The gang'll take care of you.
Wanna be a yakuza?
**[14:50] ---**
Sure!
**[14:52] ---**
We don't have *sake*,
so we'll suck this lemon.
**[15:04] ---**
Sweet as candy...
**[15:07] ---**
We've sworn an oath.
I'll be waiting when you get out.
***SIGN*** A Lucky Day in October
Popu is Released on Parole
**[15:17] ---**
The air of freedom
sure smells nice.
**[15:22] ---**
Varoom!
**[15:24] ---**
Hey, pardner! Been waiting for you.
Hurry and get in.
**[15:33] ---**
*And so, Popu and Pipi who had
sworn an oath of brotherhood,*
**[15:37] ---**
*would spread their notoriety
throughout Hiroshima.*
**[15:41] ---**
*Pipi was the young boss of
the Bamboozle Gang*
***SIGN*** Bamboozle Gang Boss
Funazo Iidabashi
**[15:43] ---**
*which was rapidly spreading
its power and influence.*
**[15:47] ---**
*Under Pipi's guidance,*
**[15:51] ---**
*Popu becomes the gang's assassin,*
**[15:53] ---**
*taking down rivals
and enemies with fearless abandon.*
**[16:01] ---**
Hey, guys...
**[16:03] ---**
I-It's Pipi!
**[16:05] ---**
Didn't I tell you no more YouTubing?!
**[16:08] ---**
It's okay. Stay, stay.
**[16:10] ---**
Hey, Pipi. If you came to talk,
I'm all ears.
**[16:14] ---**
Thanks to you guys, the cops
are getting suspicious of us too.
**[16:19] ---**
Stop YouTubing!
**[16:21] ---**
Well, honorable Young Boss...
**[16:23] ---**
We're doing this to make
someone look good...
**[16:28] ---**
And if you can't guess who,
I'd shut your trap!
**[16:31] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[16:32] ---**
Don't tell me...the old man...
**[16:37] ---**
Boss!
**[16:38] ---**
We walk the path of chivalry...
when did we stoop so low?!
**[16:43] ---**
Listen to me, Pipi.
**[16:45] ---**
These are the times we live in,
the pressure's on from the cops.
**[16:50] ---**
YouTubing or whatever,
we do what we have to.
**[16:53] ---**
- Boss!
- Listen to me, Pipi!
**[16:56] ---**
We can't survive with
just our yakuza code!
**[17:00] ---**
It's time you grew up too!
**[17:02] ---**
It's okay. Stay, stay.
**[17:04] ---**
So that's it?
Well, I have my principles too.
**[17:08] ---**
I'm quitting this gang
and doing things my way.
**[17:15] ---**
B-Boss!
**[17:21] ---**
Ready?
**[17:24] ---**
Even!
**[17:27] ---**
See you in hell, Popu!
***SIGN*** Popu dies
**[17:51] ---**
Boss, it's Pipi.
**[18:07] ---**
Hey, Popu...
**[18:09] ---**
Where'd we take the wrong path?
**[18:14] ---**
Get this.
**[18:15] ---**
Gasp!
**[18:18] ---**
She said she hated subculture girls...
**[18:22] ---**
but she sure sucked up to them.
**[18:30] ---**
Damn you guys...!
**[18:33] ---**
What? Popu is...!
**[18:37] ---**
Pipi... I was wrong!
***SIGN*** The End
**[18:43] ---**
It's over.
**[18:52] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[18:55] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[18:59] ---**
Eisai haramasukoi!
**[19:03] ---**
What's that?
**[19:04] ---**
My dance, Eisai Haramasukoi.
Think it'll catch on?
**[19:06] ---**
Not a chance.
**[19:07] ---**
Never mind!
**[19:09] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[19:11] ---**
Wait!
**[19:13] ---**
Wait!
**[19:14] ---**
Waaaait!
**[19:17] ---**
It'll catch on, I promise.
**[19:19] ---**
Eisai...haramasukoi!
**[19:25] ---**
Here's a present.
**[19:30] ---**
It's just some "edgelord" key chain
they sell in souvenir shops.
**[19:34] ---**
My name...
**[19:35] ---**
My name is Lord Calamity.
**[19:38] ---**
Are you my new master?
**[19:42] ---**
- You summoned me...
- Whoa, a real magic item!Sorry about what I said.
**[19:52] ---**
I cut my bangs too short.
**[19:55] ---**
Me too.
**[19:58] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up.
**[20:00] ---**
Shut up!
**[20:02] ---**
Y-You're...!
**[20:04] ---**
- He can't be serious.
- Wh-What do we do?
**[20:06] ---**
What should we do, huh?
**[20:09] ---**
Okay, pass!
**[20:11] ---**
Phew, lucky.
**[20:19] ---**
Pipimi! Let's watch the best of
"Sun and Green, Healthy Living!"
**[20:27] ---**
It's just a scratch. No worries.
**[20:30] ---**
I'll put a Band-aid on it!
**[20:33] ---**
Aw damn, I got it stuck on my finger!
**[20:37] ---**
Aw shit!
**[20:38] ---**
Aw man!
**[20:45] ---**
Not to worry.
**[20:48] ---**
Owie.
**[20:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Popuko Midnight Dancer
**[20:55] ---**
I made a music video.
Take a look.
**[20:58] ---**
The personification of action...
***SIGN*** Playback
**[21:15] ---**
Stop it!
**[21:16] ---**
Burn that tape right now!
**[21:17] ---**
Okay.
**[21:19] ---**
Hup.
**[21:20] ---**
The personification of action.
**[21:32] ---**
You're looking scared.
**[21:35] ---**
Finger....!
**[21:51] ---**
Pop Team Epic
Tales of Long Ago
**[21:55] ---**
Long, long ago,
**[21:58] ---**
there lived a mentalist named
Flower-Bloomer Popuko, or something.
**[22:04] ---**
I'll make the dead tree...
**[22:07] ---**
burst into bloom!
**[22:10] ---**
This is just plain old flour!
**[22:13] ---**
Meaning you would've been
fine with any ol' powder.
**[22:16] ---**
Seriously, you trees are so dumb lately.
**[22:20] ---**
Y'all dumb.
**[23:22] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** Sturdy Earth
Lyrics: Sosogu Hoshifuri
What do I do?
I can't fill in the blanks.
Ether, ether.
My mind's always blank.
**[23:24] ---**
I'm in charge of the
lyrics for our new song,
**[23:27] ---**
but I can't think of anything!
**[23:29] ---**
That's it! I'll write a song
about my love for Daichi!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9 "Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9
"Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!