# E7 - Hellshake Yano
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679V424Y/hellshake-yano)
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**[00:04] ---**
I feel so depressed.
**[00:07] ---**
Then, you need...
**[00:09] ---**
Pop Team Therapy!
**[00:19] ---**
- Boring.
- Humph!
**[00:21] ---**
So you're a hater!
**[02:00] ---**
♪ Oh, hater...
**[02:02] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[02:06] ---**
Don't be nice to a hater!
**[02:09] ---**
♪ Fanboy...
**[02:11] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[02:16] ---**
Hater and fanboy of what?
***SIGN*** Nutria
**[02:19] ---**
Nutria?
**[02:23] ---**
#7
Hellshake Yano
**[02:23] ---**
By Team AC
**[02:26] ---**
I got lectured for saying
I wanted to be a palladin.
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
**[02:29] ---**
Emotional documentary
*"Hellshake Yano"*.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Big Budoukan
**[02:33] ---**
The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
**[02:35] ---**
He is about to make his first
appearance in this venerable place.
**[02:41] ---**
How do you feel?
**[02:48] ---**
Today, I'm...
**[02:49] ---**
amped up!
**[02:51] ---**
This is bad!
**[02:52] ---**
Manager!
**[02:54] ---**
The trains stopped running and,
the band members can't make it!
**[02:58] ---**
What?!
**[03:00] ---**
We have to cancel
this live performance.
**[03:04] ---**
W-Wait!
**[03:09] ---**
I'm not gonna give up so easily!
**[03:17] ---**
Until the others come...
**[03:19] ---**
I'll hold the audience captive
with my high-speed guitar solo!
***SIGN*** Whoooo!!
**[03:31] ---**
Yano's solitary battle in
the packed Big Budokan begins.
**[03:36] ---**
Here I go!
**[03:48] ---**
Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
**[03:54] ---**
An ordinary solo is too boring!
**[03:56] ---**
Faster! I have to play faster!
**[04:01] ---**
But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
and causes a problem!
**[04:06] ---**
Faster! Faster!
**[04:14] ---**
Ah! My guitar string...
**[04:17] ---**
...snapped.
Is it over for me?
**[04:24] ---**
No, not yet!
**[04:26] ---**
There are five strings left!
**[04:30] ---**
I am NOT done yet!
**[04:33] ---**
Tuning it to the max!
**[04:41] ---**
Which will break first?!
The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
***SIGN*** Bwink!
***SIGN*** Twank!
***SIGN*** Dwong!
**[04:55] ---**
It's hell!
Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
**[04:58] ---**
The man who shakes hell!
He's Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** The Man Who Shakes Hell
**[05:05] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[05:08] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[05:11] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[05:18] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[05:21] ---**
Shake!
***SIGN*** Kaboom! Kaboom!
**[05:24] ---**
Kaboom!
**[05:29] ---**
Hellshake...
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
The End
**[05:30] ---**
Hellshake... Hellshake...
**[05:34] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[05:35] ---**
Oh sorry, I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[05:45] ---**
Subculture bitch on board!
**[05:47] ---**
Take that! And that! And that!
**[05:52] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[06:06] ---**
Thank you for saving me!
**[06:14] ---**
Peek-a...
**[06:17] ---**
I'm not here.
**[06:19] ---**
It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
**[06:27] ---**
So flawlessly cute...
**[06:29] ---**
Thank you for your words.
**[06:31] ---**
Time for the execution.
**[06:50] ---**
I turned into a baby.
**[06:51] ---**
Baby, baby, baby,
ba-be-be-be, baby.
***SIGN*** BUT...
**[06:57] ---**
What if I can't go to
the same high school as you?
***SIGN*** future anxiety.
**[07:01] ---**
I'll wait for you,
no matter how long.
**[07:06] ---**
Pipimi!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[07:15] ---**
Pop Team Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[07:21] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[07:24] ---**
Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
**[07:27] ---**
What? It's not
beef and pork mixed?
**[07:31] ---**
Of course not!
Everything should be 100%!
**[07:35] ---**
This is 100% manatee!
***SIGN*** Hamburger 100 %
manatee 100 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[07:46] ---**
Here I go. Ready?
**[07:50] ---**
Done!
**[07:52] ---**
This is a compressed manatee!
***SIGN*** Compressed Manatee
Manatí 300 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[07:57] ---**
See you next week!
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Fin
**[08:54] ---**
Extreme Bicycle Perch!
**[09:00] ---**
Oopsie...!
***SIGN*** Blu-ray Ver.
**[09:09] ---**
There, there.
**[09:11] ---**
There, there.
**[09:12] ---**
There—
**[09:22] ---**
Nothing's biting.
**[09:31] ---**
I got seaweed on me.
***SIGN*** Sploosh!
**[09:39] ---**
I caught a big one.
**[09:42] ---**
Looks just like you, Pipimi.
**[09:46] ---**
What'd you say?
***SIGN*** Oh! Pipimi appeared!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
***SIGN*** > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
***SIGN*** Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
***SIGN*** Oh no, I'm shrinking.
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
**[10:24] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[10:25] ---**
I'll never play
this crappy game again!
**[10:30] ---**
Ah... My collarbone hurts.
**[11:26] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[11:28] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:30] ---**
The Super Live Fest is next month!
I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
**[11:34] ---**
But we end up clashing
with the direction of our music!
**[11:37] ---**
Then Daichi steps in to mediate!
***SIGN*** Direction for our new song
Ballad Metalcore
**[11:40] ---**
Should we go with majority rules?
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
"Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:51] ---**
Pop Pe— wait, what was it?
**[11:54] ---**
I feel so depressed.
**[11:57] ---**
Then, you need...
**[11:59] ---**
Pop Team Therapy!
**[12:09] ---**
- Boring.
- Humph!
**[12:11] ---**
So you're a hater!
**[13:50] ---**
♪ Oh, hater...
**[13:52] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[13:56] ---**
Don't be nice to a hater!
**[13:59] ---**
♪ Fanboy...
**[14:01] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[14:05] ---**
Hater of what? Fanboy of what?
**[14:10] ---**
Nutria?
***SIGN*** Nutria
**[14:13] ---**
#7
Hellshake Yano
**[14:13] ---**
By Team AC
**[14:16] ---**
I got lectured for saying
I wanted to be a palladin.
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
**[14:19] ---**
Emotional documentary
*"Hellshake Yano"*.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Big Budoukan
**[14:23] ---**
The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
**[14:25] ---**
He is about to make his first
appearance in this venerable place.
**[14:31] ---**
How do you feel?
**[14:38] ---**
Today, I'm...
**[14:39] ---**
amped up!
**[14:41] ---**
This is bad!
**[14:42] ---**
Manager!
**[14:44] ---**
The trains stopped running and,
the band members can't make it!
**[14:48] ---**
What?!
**[14:50] ---**
We have to cancel
this live performance.
**[14:54] ---**
W-Wait!
**[14:59] ---**
I'm not gonna give up so easily!
**[15:07] ---**
Until the others come...
**[15:09] ---**
I'll hold the audience captive
with my high-speed guitar solo!
***SIGN*** Whoooo!!
**[15:21] ---**
Yano's solitary battle in
the packed Big Budokan begins.
**[15:26] ---**
Here I go!
**[15:38] ---**
Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
**[15:44] ---**
An ordinary solo is too boring!
**[15:46] ---**
Faster! I have to play faster!
**[15:51] ---**
But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
and causes a problem!
**[15:56] ---**
Faster! Faster!
**[16:04] ---**
Ah! My guitar string...
**[16:07] ---**
...snapped.
Is it over for me?
**[16:14] ---**
No, not yet!
**[16:16] ---**
There are five strings left!
**[16:20] ---**
I am NOT done yet!
**[16:23] ---**
Tuning it to the max!
**[16:31] ---**
Which will break first?!
The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
***SIGN*** Bwink!
***SIGN*** Twank!
***SIGN*** Dwong!
**[16:45] ---**
It's hell!
Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
**[16:48] ---**
The man who shakes hell!
He's Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** The Man Who Shakes Hell
**[16:55] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[16:58] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[17:01] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[17:08] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[17:11] ---**
Shake!
***SIGN*** Kaboom! Kaboom!
**[17:14] ---**
Kaboom!
**[17:19] ---**
Hellshake...
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
**[17:20] ---**
Hellshake... Hellshake...
**[17:24] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[17:25] ---**
Oh sorry, I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[17:35] ---**
Subculture bitch on board!
**[17:42] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[17:56] ---**
Thank you for saving me!
**[18:04] ---**
Peek-a...
**[18:07] ---**
Peek-a...
**[18:09] ---**
It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
**[18:17] ---**
So flawlessly cute...
**[18:19] ---**
Thank you very very.
**[18:21] ---**
Time for the execution.
**[18:39] ---**
I turned into a baby.
**[18:41] ---**
Baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby.
**[18:47] ---**
What if I can't go to
the same high school as you?
***SIGN*** future anxiety.
**[18:51] ---**
I'll wait for you,
no matter how long, baby.
**[18:56] ---**
Pipimi!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:05] ---**
Pop Team Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:11] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[19:14] ---**
Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
**[19:18] ---**
What? It's not beef and pork mixed?
**[19:21] ---**
Of course not!
Everything should be 100%!
**[19:25] ---**
This is 100% manatee!
***SIGN*** Hamburger 100 %
manatee 100 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[19:28] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's a way!
**[19:30] ---**
Yes, you can!
**[19:35] ---**
- Here I go!
- Go!
**[19:36] ---**
1-2-3!
**[19:41] ---**
Done!
**[19:42] ---**
This is a compressed manatee!
***SIGN*** Compressed Manatee
Manatí 300 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[19:47] ---**
See you next week!
***SIGN*** Fin
**[20:07] ---**
The weather is opposite
in north and south of France.
**[20:10] ---**
It rains a lot in the north,
while the south is sunny.
**[20:15] ---**
I was born in the north,
and tend to be masochistic.
**[20:23] ---**
Wow, this view is incredible.
**[20:26] ---**
Take a photo!
**[20:28] ---**
Cheese!
**[20:30] ---**
Oh, there's our bus.
***SIGN*** Fin
**[20:44] ---**
Extreme Bicycle Perch!
**[20:50] ---**
Oops...!
***SIGN*** Blu-ray Ver.
**[20:54] ---**
Bonitos are back.
***SIGN*** BD Version
**[20:59] ---**
There, there.
**[21:00] ---**
There, there.
**[21:02] ---**
There—
**[21:12] ---**
Nothing's biting.
**[21:16] ---**
Look at this!
**[21:25] ---**
Fish God!
***SIGN*** Sploosh!
**[21:29] ---**
I caught a big one.
**[21:31] ---**
Looks just like you, Pipimi.
**[21:36] ---**
- Say what?
- Say what?
***SIGN*** Oh! Pipimi appeared!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
***SIGN*** > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
***SIGN*** Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
***SIGN*** Oh no, I'm shrinking.
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
**[22:14] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[22:15] ---**
I'll never play
this crappy game again!
**[22:19] ---**
Turns my own world dark!
**[23:17] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[23:18] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:20] ---**
The Super Live Fest is next month!
I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
**[23:23] ---**
But we end up clashing
with the direction of our music!
**[23:27] ---**
Then Daichi steps in
to mediate!
***SIGN*** Direction for our new song
Ballad Metal Core
**[23:30] ---**
Should we go with majority rules?
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[23:34] ---**
"Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:39] ---**
**[23:41] ---**