E6 - POP Memories to YOU

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:04] Popuko
    Welcome to the Pop Team Epic Night Show!
    Today, we have the Earth with us!
[00:09] Popuko
    Now, hang on a sec.
[00:11] Popuko
    If the Earth is here,
    what are we all standing on?
[00:13] Pipimi
    Ah, so you've finally realized it.
[00:15] Popuko
    Whut?
[00:17] Pipimi
    Everything about this world is a sham.
[00:21] Popuko
    It's a sham?
[00:45] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:50] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:55] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:05] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:08] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:16] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:19] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:25] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:31] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:36] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:38] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:42] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    POP Memories To YOU
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[01:58] Narrator (Pipimi)
    Have you ever heard the tale
    about this strange bell?
[02:01] Narrator (Pipimi)
    It appears on the cape just once each summer,
[02:03] Narrator (Pipimi)
    and if two people ring the bell,
[02:05] Narrator
    they're bound together by eternal love.
[02:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    POP Memories
[02:10] Popuko and Pipimi
    I'll be waiting for you tomorrow
[02:14] Popuko and Pipimi
    Kick that cowardice
[02:17] Popuko and Pipimi
    We both laughed and ran
[02:22] Popuko and Pipimi
    We cherished this moment right now
[02:27] Popuko and Pipimi
    We did
[02:29] Popuko and Pipimi
    Close your eyes
[02:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    And I want you to believe in
[02:35] Popuko and Pipimi
    POP Memories to YOU
SIGN    Start
    Continue
    Options
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Today's our entrance ceremony,
     and the beginning of my youth!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    My goal is to get a cute girlfriend.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Just kidding! A real man's
     gotta concentrate on his studies!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Hey! You planning to be late
                  for our first day of school?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This scary girl is my childhood friend.
     Not that either of us had any say in it.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Man... I've got no luck with girls.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Jeez!
                  You're such a pain!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I feel bad for your future wife!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    My bad. I'll treat you to something
     on our way home,
     so let me off the hook.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You've got some nerve! I already
                  know you're completely broke
                  for the month!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Whoopsie.
     My bad again.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Jeez! We were seriously
                  almost late for our first day!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Whew! Good grief.
     I guess we made it just in time.
SIGN    Bam!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Sh-She's so cute!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Are you all right?
               Oh! Oh, no! You're bleeding...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    N-No need to worry!
     A real man...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: I'm sorry this handkerchief
                is so girly... But the bleeding's
                stopped now.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    R-Right...
     Bo-yo-yoing...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Look at that stupid grin on
                  your face. Jeez, you're hopeless.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Wait, you're...
    
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: We're on the same tennis
                  team together...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: I guess we go to the same school!
                  It's great to see you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Wow! I guess we're going to the
                same school now! I'm so happy!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    H-Hey, you know this beautiful girl?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Pfft, now you're impressed?
                  But she's way too good for you!
    
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Don't be like that! Goddess, O Great
     Childhood Friend! Please grant this lowly
     fellow that girl's digits, pwease!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Ahaha...
                I can hear you...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ah, how can fate be so cruel? Of course
     that beautiful girl would be the student
     council president that every guy admires.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Looks like I've got my work
     cut out for me...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Senpai!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hey! No middle school kids allowed!
     Only adults around here.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Look at you, trying to act all 
                  mature! I thought you forgot
                  all about me!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You dummy. Like I'd ever forget the face of
     my precious kohai. I'm the best senpai you
     could ask for!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Tehe! I feel a bit relieved that you
                  never change.
                  So, did you get a girlfriend yet?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Don't ask me that.
     You're gonna make me cry. Sob, sob...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You know, if you'd wait
                   just another year, I'd...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Oh, never mind!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hm? Did you say something?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Nyah! See you later, Senpai!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Good grief... Oh, crap! The school store's
     gonna be packed!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread           Bread
SIGN    Rice dishes             Noodle dishes
SIGN    Pick up
SIGN    Corner
SIGN    D'oh! E-Everything's sold out...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Sorry 'bout that. We're feedin'
                  lots of growing kids here.
                  Best not be late next time!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    If I starve to death,
     I'll curse you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Are you hungry?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread           Bread
SIGN    Who the heck is this chick? Is she really
    gonna eat all that bread all by herself?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Want one...?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hngh... I don't need your pity!
     I haven't fallen so low that I need
     to take food from a girl!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gurgle~
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Hehe... You're funny.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread           Bread
SIGN    Rice dishes             Noodle dishes
SIGN    Damn it, stomach! How dare you
     embarrass me like that? N-No, you've got the wrong idea... Hahaha...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Here... This one's my
                personal favorite.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    What the heck? Custard bread...?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: They're delicious. See you later.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    "See you later," huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I might be imagining it, but it feels like
     my time's finally arrived...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Does that mean... My rose-colored youth
     is finally going to begin?! Huehue!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hey! I found even more girls over there!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hey, what are you two talking about?
     Maybe a hot guy holding custard bread
     in one hand?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Who the hell is this retro protag?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: God, you're annoying! Piss off!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[06:27] Man
    Huh?!
[06:33] Man
    Shit!
[06:34] Man
    This game is boring as shit!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[06:38] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[06:42] Popuko
    I'm gonna be auto-tracking all day today!
[06:44] Pipimi
    Okay.
[06:46] Popuko
    Um, um, this way, um, um, um, um...
[06:51] Popuko
    Um, um, that way, um, um, um, um...
[06:54] Popuko
    Um, um, this way, that way, some way...
[06:58] Popuko
    Um, um, this way, um,
    um, uh, um, uh, uh, um...
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:06] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[07:08] Pipimi
    Okay. Today, I'll do the auto-tracking.
[07:12] Popuko
    Roger!
[07:13] Popuko
    This way!
[07:15] Pipimi
    Hup, hup...
[07:16] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:19] Pipimi
    Hup...
[07:20] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:25] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:28] Popuko
    Huh?
[07:30] Popuko
    P-P-P-Pipimi-chan, where are you?!
[07:33] Pipimi
    Here.
[07:35] Popuko
    Abeshi!
[07:40] Popuko and Pipimi
    Oh. Hello, there.
[07:42] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[07:45] Popuko?
    Bob Team... Epic.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    Cooking-san is going to try to make fried rice today! I wonder what kind of dish he'll make!
[07:48] Cooking
    I'm gonna make fried rice today!
[07:50] Cooking
    Pour rice into the frying pan.
[07:52] Cooking
    And sauté! So tiring!
[07:55] Cooking
    How you like that?
    This is my special fried rice!
SIGN    Full of Rice
SIGN    Fried Rice
[07:58] Cooking
    Man, it looks good!
[08:00] Cooking
    Down the hatch!
[08:01] Pipimi
    Heyo. Fried Rice Eats here.
[08:09] Cooking
    Guess there're just days like this.
[08:12] Cooking
    But this is what cooking's all about!
[08:15] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
SIGN    The Evil Yokai "Kappa" Appears at a
     Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
SIGN    Wanted
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kappa Sushi
SIGN    Huge                            Discount
SIGN    We've Discovered "Huge Discount" Sushi
     at a Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kappa Sushi
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:43] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:26] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:29] Pipimi
    Say... What do you want to do...
[09:32] Pipimi
    with this giant lump of brown sugar?
[09:35] Pipimi
    What do you wanna do?
[09:38] Pipimi
    What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
[09:43] Pipimi
    Bwat boo vuu banna boo?
[09:47] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Asami Ike
[10:00] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:07] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:15] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:23] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:29] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:45] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just 
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:52] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:07] Pipimi
    Great job today!
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:09] Popuko
    You, too!
[11:11] Popuko
    We definitely... needed
    a lot of power for that.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:14] Pipimi
    Um, uh... If we're being honest here...
[11:17] Pipimi
    I don't really think I got any of it.
[11:19] Popuko
    Maybe that's what's so great about it.
[11:21] Pipimi
    Well... It's been a while
    since we've seen each other.
[11:24] Pipimi
    Did it go okay?
[11:25] Popuko
    Huh? Well, it was really nostalgic.
[11:28] Pipimi
    Nostalgic!
[11:29] Popuko
    The way you just said that...
[11:31] Pipimi
    I'm sure it's nostalgic
    for the viewers, too.
[11:33] Popuko
    Right?
[11:34] Popuko
    But I'm so thankful for this opportunity.
[11:36] Pipimi
    Exactly. It feels like the Earth did
    a full circle... What am I saying?
[11:40] Pipimi
    It's ending!
[11:41] Popuko
    Yup.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:47] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:51] Popuko
    Welcome to the Pop Team Epic Night Show!
    Today, we have the Earth with us!
[11:57] Popuko
    Now, hang on a sec.
[11:58] Popuko
    If the Earth is here,
    what are we all standing on?
[12:00] Pipimi
    So you've finally realized it!
[12:04] Pipimi
    Everything about this world is a sham!
[12:08] Popuko
    Doesn't sham sound like yam? Sham, yam.
[12:10] Pipimi
    Whut?!
[12:32] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:33] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:35] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:37] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:40] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:42] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:45] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:52] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:55] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:59] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:04] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:06] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:12] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:16] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:18] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:23] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:30] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    POP Memories To YOU
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[13:45] Narrator (Pipimi)
    Have you ever heard the tale
    about this strange bell?
[13:48] Narrator (Pipimi)
    It appears on the cape just once each summer,
[13:50] Narrator (Pipimi)
    and if two people ring the bell,
    they're bound together by eternal love.
[13:54] Popuko and Pipimi
    POP Memories
[13:57] Popuko and Pipimi
    I'll be waiting for you tomorrow
[14:01] Popuko and Pipimi
    Kick that cowardice
[14:04] Popuko and Pipimi
    We both laughed and ran
[14:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    We cherished this moment right now
[14:14] Popuko and Pipimi
    We did
[14:16] Popuko and Pipimi
    Close your eyes
[14:18] Popuko and Pipimi
    And I want you to believe in
[14:22] Popuko and Pipimi
    POP Memories to YOU
SIGN    Start
    Continue
    Options
SIGN    Today's our entrance ceremony,
     and the beginning of my youth!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    My goal is to get a wonderful boyfriend!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Just kidding! A real woman's
     gotta concentrate on her studies!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Hey! You planning to be late
                  for our first day of school?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This busybody guy is my childhood friend.
     Not that either of us had any say in it.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Man... He's got a nice face,
     but he's such a jerk.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Jeez!
                  You're such a pain!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: I feel bad for your future husband.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    My bad. I'll treat you to something
     on our way home.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You've got some nerve.
                  You already said you were almost
                  broke this month.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Yikes, he's got me figured out.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: That was close. We were
                  seriously almost late our first day.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Whew! Good grief. 
    I guess we made it just in time.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bam!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ow! S-Sorry!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Oh, God! He's hot!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Are you all right?
               Oh, no! You're bleeding...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Oh, this is nothing!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: I'm sorry this handkerchief
                is so boyish... But the bleeding's
                stopped now.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    R-Right...
     Bo-yo-yoing...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Tch... Look at that stupid grin
                  on your face.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Wait, you're...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You're on the rival racing team.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You're my senpai?
                  Man, this sucks!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Come on, don't be like that.
                I guess you're violent 
                both on and off the circuit.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Wait, you know this hottie?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: What? This dude's your type?
                  Well, you've got shit taste.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    D'aww, is the childhood friend jealous?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Good grief. What are we going
                to do with him?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ah, how can fate be so cruel? Of course
    that hot guy would be the student council
     president that every girl admires.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Looks like I've got my work
     cut out for me...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Senpai!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Eek! No middle school kids allowed!
     Only adults around here.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Look at you, trying to act all 
                  mature, you weirdo.
                  I thought you forgot all about me!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You dummy. Like I'd ever forget the face
     of my precious kohai.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Hehe! I feel a bit relieved
                  that you never change.
                  So, did you get a boyfriend yet?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Stop that.
    You know you shouldn't bring that up.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You know, if you'd wait
                   just another year, I'd...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Oh, never mind!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hm? Did you say something?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Nyah! See you later, Senpai!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Good grief... Oh, crap! The school store's
    gonna be packed!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread           Bread
SIGN    Rice dishes             Noodle dishes
SIGN    Pick up
SIGN    Corner
SIGN    D'oh! E-Everything's sold out...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Sorry 'bout that. We're feedin'
                  lots of growing kids here.
                  Best not be late next time!
    
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Waah! If I starve to death,
     I'll curse you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: You, there... Are you hungry?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread           Bread
SIGN    Wh-Who the heck is this guy? Is he really
    gonna eat all that bread all by himself?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Want one...?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I haven't fallen so low that I need to take
    food from some rando!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gurgle~
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Hehe... You're funny.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread           Bread
SIGN    Rice dishes             Noodle dishes
SIGN    Urgh... Damn it. How dare you 
    embarrass me like that, stomach?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Here... This one's my
                personal favorite.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    What the heck? Custard bread...?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: They're delicious. See you later.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    "See you later," huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I might be imagining it, but it feels like
     my time's finally arrived...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Does that mean... My rose-colored youth
     is finally going to begin?!
     All right! Let's do this!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[18:00] Protag
    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Releasing an incomplete game?
    Give me a break. Payback time.
SIGN    First of all, there's Okawa Bkub,
     who ran off with some chick
     during production.
     Yeah, you, jackass.
SIGN    Then there's King Records,
     who did nothing but slack
     the whole damn time.
     Yeah, you, jackass.
SIGN    Whew, that's better...
SIGN    Or not. Takeshobo, yeah, you.
     I'm talking to you.
     Ugh, just disappear.
[18:25] YuiP
    So this is how shit games work?!
[18:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:35] Popuko
    I'm gonna be auto-tracking all day today!
[18:37] Pipimi
    Okay.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:58] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:01] Pipimi
    Okay. Today, I'll do the auto-tracking.
[19:05] Popuko
    'Kay!
[19:07] Popuko
    This way!
[19:09] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan?!
[19:13] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan?!
[19:18] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan?!
[19:21] Popuko
    Huh?
[19:24] Popuko
    P-P-P-Pipimi-chan, where are you?!
[19:28] Popuko
    H-Hey!
[19:32] Popuko and Pipimi
    You and I... are now overlayed!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[19:35] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:38] Popuko?
    Bob Team... Epic.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    Cooking-san is going to try to make fried rice today! I wonder what kind of dish he'll make!
[19:41] Cooking
    I'm gonna make fried rice today!
[19:44] Cooking
    Pour rice into the frying pan.
[19:45] Cooking
    And sauté! So tiring!
[19:48] Cooking
    How you like that?
    This is my special fried rice!
SIGN    Full of Rice
SIGN    Fried Rice
[19:51] Cooking
    Man, it looks good!
[19:53] Cooking
    Down the hatch!
[19:54] Pipimi
    Heyo. Fried Rice Eats here.
[20:02] Cooking
    Guess there're just days like this.
[20:05] Cooking
    But this is what cooking's all about!
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[20:08] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    The Evil Yokai "Kappa" Appears at a
     Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
SIGN    Wanted
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kappa Sushi
SIGN    Huge                            Discount
SIGN    We've Discovered "Huge Discount" Sushi
     at a Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kappa Sushi
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:37] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[20:50] Popuko
    Uh... wha? Hello...
[21:01] Popuko
    Uh, hello? Hi?
[21:19] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:22] Pipimi
    Say... What do you want to do...
[21:25] Pipimi
    with this giant lump of brown sugar?
[21:28] Pipimi
    What do you wanna do?
[21:31] Pipimi
    What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
[21:40] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic... Hey!
[21:40] Popuko
    Pop Team! Oh, whoopsie.
SIGN    By: Asami Ike
[21:53] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:01] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:08] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:16] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:23] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just 
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:45] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[23:00] Pipimi
    Great job today. I'm Masuda Toshiki.
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[23:01] Popuko
    You, too.
[23:03] Popuko
    Oh, I'm Hatanaka Tasuku.
[23:03] Pipimi
    And now...
[23:04] Pipimi
    Hatanaka-san wanted to do a free talk,
    so the next 35 seconds are all his.
[23:08] Popuko
    Wait, what?
[23:09] Pipimi
    And go.
[23:10] Popuko
    Hey, come on now.
    You can't do that to me, seriously.
[23:13] Popuko
    Wait, you're really walking
    away from the mic?!
[23:16] Popuko
    Wait, uh... Um.
[23:18] Popuko
    Yes, hi. Right. Um, I mean, it's fine
    for people who know our voices,
[23:25] Popuko
    but there are people who don't...
[23:27] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic is, like, nationwide.
[23:29] Popuko
    So... Um, yeah.
[23:32] Popuko
    So there might be people who don't
    know our voices... Wait, no way.