# E3 - Vermilion Bird ver
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDKXMGGY/vermilion-bird-ver)
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**[00:05] ---**
Woo-woo!
**[00:06] ---**
Woo-woo! Your bestie is sooo metal.
**[00:10] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metal-head!
**[00:13] ---**
Let's get some shade, Pipimi.
**[00:15] ---**
'Kay.
**[01:23] ---**
Can you do it?
**[01:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:25] ---**
Can you do it?
**[01:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[01:28] ---**
Can you do it with natural oil?!
**[01:30] ---**
Raaah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[01:34] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[01:37] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[01:43] ---**
*She stole my eyes?*
**[01:54] ---**
**Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice,
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys**
**[01:59] ---**
Service, please!
**[01:59] ---**
**It's a sexy voice for you.**
**[02:04] ---**
Banana...
**[02:06] ---**
Muffin.
**[02:10] ---**
**It's a sexy voice. A
strong, sexy voice, baby.**
**[02:25] ---**
Are you ready?
**[02:26] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[02:36] ---**
*Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!*
**[02:40] ---**
*Pop Team Epic!*
**[02:45] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[02:47] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[02:51] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[02:54] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[02:57] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[03:00] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[03:01] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[03:03] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[03:05] ---**
It's an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[03:08] ---**
Don't say that.
**[03:11] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[03:13] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[03:15] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[03:20] ---**
Man, I'm all alone, no customers;
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
**[03:26] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[03:28] ---**
Ahhh! A robber!
**[03:31] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[03:34] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[03:39] ---**
Get a move on!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[03:45] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[03:47] ---**
Money first!
**[03:50] ---**
Repent first.
**[03:52] ---**
Money!
**[03:54] ---**
Repent.
**[03:56] ---**
Money!
**[03:57] ---**
Re...
**[03:58] ---**
Whoa, whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[04:01] ---**
What's your deal?
**[04:03] ---**
This's my hit. Outta my way.
**[04:05] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[04:10] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[04:12] ---**
Now you've done it!
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, you went there!
**[04:15] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[04:15] ---**
Fight me!
**[04:17] ---**
Cut it out!
**[04:18] ---**
Both of you...
**[04:20] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[04:29] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[04:32] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[04:37] ---**
What's her deal...
**[04:39] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[04:40] ---**
Who're you?
**[04:41] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[04:44] ---**
I created her.
**[04:45] ---**
You "created" her?
**[04:47] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam War with a special forces unit.
**[04:52] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[04:55] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[04:58] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[05:01] ---**
O-okay.
**[05:04] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[05:06] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[05:10] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[05:13] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[05:16] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[05:18] ---**
The war is over. Hand that thing over!
**[05:22] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[05:26] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[05:30] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[05:35] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[05:38] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[05:41] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[05:43] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[05:47] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[05:50] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[05:54] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[05:57] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[06:02] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[06:04] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[06:08] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[06:11] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[06:13] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[06:18] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[06:20] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[06:29] ---**
Get up, Popuko.
**[06:32] ---**
Maj—I mean, Colonel!
**[06:35] ---**
Yeah, I got promoted.
**[06:50] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[06:53] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[06:54] ---**
Memento Mori!
**[06:56] ---**
**We're launching a new corner
after the break!**
**[07:04] ---**
BOBUNEMIMIMMI
**[07:07] ---**
Pipimi, where are you?
**[07:25] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[07:33] ---**
Showtime!
**[07:41] ---**
**All the kids and grownups,**
**[07:44] ---**
**And all the girls, too...**
**[07:47] ---**
**Our nostalgic future is a...**
**[07:50] ---**
**100 mega shock!**
**[07:53] ---**
**Sexy dynamite.**
**[07:55] ---**
**Itchy. Tasty.**
**[07:58] ---**
**No problem.**
**[08:01] ---**
**Everything's fine.**
**[08:04] ---**
**It's "Gamay Obera" again!**
**[08:07] ---**
**Pop team press "Up Up"!
(All your...)**
**[08:10] ---**
**Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)**
**[08:13] ---**
**The final attack is bitter-sweet.**
**[08:19] ---**
**Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)**
**[08:22] ---**
**Remember while looking at the moon!**
**[08:23] ---**
**Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)**
**[08:25] ---**
**Turn the Indian to the right.**
**[09:29] ---**
Bonus question!
**[09:33] ---**
1+1 is 2, as you know.
**[09:36] ---**
But what is 1+1?
**[09:44] ---**
2.
**[09:47] ---**
2.
**[09:51] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[09:55] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[10:03] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the bath right now.
**[10:07] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[10:17] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[10:18] ---**
I do, I do!
**[10:20] ---**
Let's get small!
**[10:29] ---**
**Did you change up your shampoo?**
**[10:32] ---**
**Nope. I haven't.**
**[10:35] ---**
**But I did change my doll body.**
**[10:38] ---**
**Doll body.**
**[10:40] ---**
**Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!**
**[10:43] ---**
**Whoa, dude! Late on the first day?
Such bad karma!**
**[10:46] ---**
**Ooh! I've had "Slow" cast on me!**
**[10:49] ---**
**I'm ditching work...**
**[10:54] ---**
**Learn your own strength...
Why did you kill him?**
**[10:57] ---**
**Well, he just said... "Hawawa"...**
**[10:59] ---**
**I see.
It's okay to kill guys who use "Hawawa."**
**[11:03] ---**
**Hi. I'm a Multi-Creator.**
**[11:05] ---**
**Stronger than Multi-Missile?**
**[11:07] ---**
**Not sure.
But Multi-Creator is super-multi.**
**[11:09] ---**
**I fired Multi-Missiles to the Multi-Creator.**
**[11:12] ---**
**We fired Multi-Missiles
to the Multi-Creator!**
**[11:12] ---**
**He dead!**
**[11:17] ---**
**Pipimi, stay still.**
**[11:22] ---**
**There was a woodpecker on you.**
**[11:24] ---**
**Thanks.**
**[11:31] ---**
Ah, how grand.
**[11:33] ---**
That's weird.
**[11:35] ---**
There's three of me!
**[11:37] ---**
It broke down.
**[11:38] ---**
A breakdown? It needs some natural oil!
**[11:41] ---**
It's my private car...
**[11:43] ---**
Welp...
**[11:45] ---**
What now, Major?
**[11:47] ---**
I like how it has so much character.
**[11:55] ---**
Woo-woo-woo!
**[11:56] ---**
Woo-woo! Your bestie is sooo metal.
**[12:00] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metal-head!
**[12:03] ---**
Let's go, Pipimi.
**[12:04] ---**
I'll kill ya dead!
**[13:12] ---**
Can you do it?
**[13:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:15] ---**
Can you do it?
**[13:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:18] ---**
Show me what you got!
**[13:20] ---**
Raaah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[13:23] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[13:28] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[13:32] ---**
*I couldn't do it, but that's perfect.*
***SIGN*** *Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice,
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys*
**[13:49] ---**
Service, please!
***SIGN*** *It's a sexy voice for you.*
**[13:54] ---**
Banana...
**[13:56] ---**
Mango...
**[14:00] ---**
*It's a great sexy voice for you.*
**[14:14] ---**
Hup!
**[14:15] ---**
Are you ready?
**[14:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:17] ---**
One!
**[14:18] ---**
Two!
**[14:18] ---**
Three!
**[14:19] ---**
Four!
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[14:26] ---**
*Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!*
**[14:30] ---**
*Pop Team Epic!*
**[14:35] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[14:36] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[14:37] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[14:40] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[14:44] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[14:46] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[14:49] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[14:51] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[14:53] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[14:55] ---**
It's an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[14:58] ---**
Don't say that.
**[15:00] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[15:03] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[15:05] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[15:10] ---**
Man! I'm alone, there's no customers; I'm
not even supposed to be here today.
**[15:16] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[15:18] ---**
Ahhh! A robber!
**[15:20] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[15:24] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[15:29] ---**
Get a move on!
**[15:32] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[15:35] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[15:37] ---**
Money first!
**[15:40] ---**
Repent first.
**[15:42] ---**
Money!
**[15:44] ---**
Repent.
**[15:46] ---**
Money!
**[15:47] ---**
Re...
**[15:48] ---**
Whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[15:51] ---**
What's your deal?
**[15:52] ---**
This's my hit. Outta my way.
**[15:55] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[15:59] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh, you went there! Now you've done it!
**[16:05] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[16:07] ---**
Cut it out!
**[16:09] ---**
Both of you...
**[16:11] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[16:19] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[16:22] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[16:27] ---**
What's her deal...
**[16:29] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[16:30] ---**
Who're you?
**[16:32] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[16:34] ---**
I created her.
**[16:35] ---**
You "created" her?
**[16:37] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam war in a special forces unit.
**[16:42] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[16:45] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[16:48] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[16:51] ---**
O-okay.
**[16:54] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[16:56] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[17:00] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[17:03] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[17:06] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[17:10] ---**
The war is over.
**[17:12] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[17:15] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[17:20] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[17:24] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[17:28] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[17:32] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[17:34] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[17:37] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[17:40] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[17:43] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[17:46] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[17:51] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[17:54] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[17:57] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[18:01] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[18:03] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[18:07] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[18:10] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[18:27] ---**
Capture her!
**[18:40] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[18:43] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[18:44] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[18:46] ---**
*We're launching a new corner
after the break!*
**[18:54] ---**
BOBUNEMIMIMMI
**[18:57] ---**
Pipimi, where did you go?
**[19:15] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[19:23] ---**
Showtime!
**[19:31] ---**
*All the kids and grownups,*
**[19:34] ---**
*And all the girls, too...*
**[19:37] ---**
*Our nostalgic future is a...*
**[19:40] ---**
*100 mega shock!*
**[19:43] ---**
*Sexy dynamite.*
**[19:44] ---**
**"You are the most..."**
**[19:45] ---**
**"Ugly one."**
**[19:45] ---**
**Itchy. Tasty.**
**[19:48] ---**
**No problem.**
**[19:51] ---**
**Everything's fine.**
**[19:53] ---**
**You have defeated King Pop.**
**[19:54] ---**
**It's "Gamay Obera" again!**
**[19:56] ---**
**Pop team, press "Up Up"!
(All your...)**
**[20:00] ---**
**Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)**
**[20:03] ---**
**What... My...**
**[20:03] ---**
**The final attack is bitter-sweet.**
**[20:09] ---**
**Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)**
**[20:12] ---**
**Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)**
**[20:15] ---**
**Turn the Indian to the right.**
**[20:19] ---**
The end!
**[20:28] ---**
We wanted to highlight France's
traditions in this special.
**[20:31] ---**
So we're going to send the girls
to the Fest Noz in Brittany.
**[20:46] ---**
Fest Noz is super-fun!
**[20:48] ---**
Look! Everyone's dancing.
**[20:52] ---**
I love you, Brittany! You're the best!
**[20:55] ---**
I love it, too! I want to travel
around and see everything!
**[20:58] ---**
*The next day...*
**[21:02] ---**
French churches really are gorgeous.
Don't you agree?
**[21:06] ---**
Huh? Popuko?
**[21:11] ---**
These girls aren't hyped up enough!
**[21:19] ---**
Bonus question!
**[21:22] ---**
1+1 is 2, as you know.
**[21:26] ---**
But what is 1+1?
**[21:34] ---**
2.
**[21:37] ---**
2.
**[21:41] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[21:45] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[21:53] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the tub right now.
**[21:57] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[22:07] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[22:08] ---**
I do, I do!
**[22:10] ---**
Let's get small!
**[22:16] ---**
What is this? Poop?
**[22:19] ---**
**Don't turn your head...**
**[22:22] ---**
**I'm quite the head-turner.**
**[22:25] ---**
**I'm going up against
all the head-turning haters.**
**[22:28] ---**
**You're a head-turning liberator.**
**[22:30] ---**
**Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!**
**[22:33] ---**
**I'm leaving work on time! See ya!**
**[22:36] ---**
**Ooh! He cast "Overtime" on me!**
**[22:39] ---**
**Good thing I have magic-resistance!**
**[22:44] ---**
**Did you clash with the
"Hawawa" citizens again?**
**[22:47] ---**
**He just said...he's now being "monetized."**
**[22:49] ---**
**Oh. He's a YouTuber.
Kill 'em while they're young.**
**[22:53] ---**
**Hi. I'm an anime producer.**
**[22:55] ---**
**You said you could cast that famous VA,
but they refused to voice this show!**
**[22:59] ---**
**I'm going to spare you this time.
But next time, I'll push this button.**
**[23:02] ---**
**King Records is evil!
(So is Takeshobo)**
**[23:07] ---**
**Not you again!**
**[23:12] ---**
**What a wicked woodpecker.**
**[23:14] ---**
**He's Wickpecker for short.**
**[23:23] ---**
Check out these graphics, Kensho!
**[23:25] ---**
Awesome.
**[23:25] ---**
Great mood.
**[23:26] ---**
True dat.
**[23:27] ---**
The air is so refreshing!
**[23:28] ---**
For real, tho.
**[23:29] ---**
Final Fantasy sure has a big budget.
**[23:31] ---**
Yuki, what do you want
to do in this world?
**[23:33] ---**
Huh? I dunno...
I guess I do want some ripped abs like that.
**[23:36] ---**
Abs?
**[23:37] ---**
Hmm... Might be impossible.
***SIGN*** *Hoshiiro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[24:48] ---**
I hope they get all your tartar off.
**[24:51] ---**
Me too.
**[24:54] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[24:59] ---**
Hiyashi-dofu and hiya-yakko's
only difference is...
**[25:02] ---**
Their size.
**[25:10] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:12] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:13] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:14] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:15] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[25:17] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:19] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:26] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[25:29] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-doesn't hurt a bit!
**[25:33] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[25:39] ---**
Owww. I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[25:47] ---**
Hey, new college-grads,
let's use our imaginations!
**[25:52] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
**[26:00] ---**
Imagination!
**[26:02] ---**
Awww yeah!
**[26:08] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[26:19] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[26:23] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[26:26] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[26:30] ---**
But no vampires lets me stab them.
**[26:35] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[26:37] ---**
Uh, b-but I...
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
**[26:43] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[26:52] ---**
I plead...
**[26:54] ---**
Innocent.
**[26:56] ---**
Innocent, Innocent. Super-innocent!
**[27:00] ---**
Innocent.
**[27:01] ---**
Free her!
**[27:17] ---**
**The golden season is gone.**
**[27:21] ---**
**We can barely find any VAs for the show.**
**[27:25] ---**
**I think we've milked
this stupid anime dry.**
**[27:33] ---**
**Our parodies of major works...**
**[27:36] ---**
**get buried when we take it too far.**
**[27:41] ---**
**When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,**
**[27:45] ---**
**they also never get shown on air.**
**[27:51] ---**
**We won't attempt to flatter our followers.**
**[27:55] ---**
**And we couldn't care
less about the haters.**
**[27:59] ---**
**You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.**
**[28:11] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[28:13] ---**
I just saw the concept of
coolness reach max.
**[28:17] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[28:19] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[28:25] ---**
Throw it far, okay?
**[28:27] ---**
I've got this!
**[28:28] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:36] ---**
I'll try the next one.
**[28:38] ---**
Please do, please do.
**[28:39] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:51] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:53] ---**
He loves me not.
**[28:56] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:58] ---**
He loves me not.
**[29:00] ---**
He loves me.
**[29:03] ---**
He...
**[29:04] ---**
He...he...
**[29:08] ---**
Resurrection.
**[29:23] ---**
BOBUMI
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[29:24] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[29:25] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[29:28] ---**
...pota-mouth!
**[29:37] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking
**[29:42] ---**
Pop Epic...
**[29:43] ---**
Cooking!
**[29:45] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[29:50] ---**
Get in line.
**[29:53] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[30:02] ---**
**It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...**
**[30:06] ---**
**are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.**
**[30:10] ---**
**What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?**
**[30:15] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[30:19] ---**
But we only have 4 grace frames.
**[30:22] ---**
Which means?
**[30:24] ---**
I know! I know!
**[30:27] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within 4 frames.
**[30:31] ---**
But a with light punch...
**[30:33] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[30:34] ---**
Oh my god, what have you done!
**[30:37] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[30:40] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[30:43] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[30:45] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[30:50] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead!
**[30:56] ---**
Tsk. Now you're springing quests on us?
**[31:00] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[31:03] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[31:06] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[31:07] ---**
So, let's go.
**[31:14] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[31:18] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[31:21] ---**
then fell epically when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[31:24] ---**
My bike broke down
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[31:31] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[31:34] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[31:37] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[31:41] ---**
Not this time.
**[31:42] ---**
Why?
**[31:43] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[31:46] ---**
Look to your right.
**[31:53] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[31:56] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[31:59] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[32:03] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[32:22] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[32:24] ---**
What's their deal?
**[32:28] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[32:33] ---**
You ass...
**[32:40] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[32:44] ---**
Here he comes.
**[32:47] ---**
Let's rumble!
**[32:58] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[33:01] ---**
4 frames, remember?
**[33:03] ---**
4 frames...
**[33:05] ---**
Hit him with a light punch!
**[33:19] ---**
Popchin wins!
**[33:21] ---**
Well done, Popchin.
**[33:23] ---**
Daddy!
**[33:32] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[33:34] ---**
Pop Team Epic's ratings rely on
the age 4-10 demographic...
**[33:38] ---**
You know who to call.
**[33:40] ---**
Ooh, right.
**[33:41] ---**
Okay, kids at home! Call him with us.
**[33:44] ---**
Shota Aoi, do something!
**[33:49] ---**
Hellooo!
**[33:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[33:55] ---**
See for yourself, Shota Aoi.
**[33:58] ---**
Poor little tyke.
**[34:00] ---**
Okay. I've got this.
**[34:02] ---**
I can control spacetime at will.
**[34:06] ---**
Here 'goes!
***SIGN*** *Hoshi-iro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[36:25] ---**
I hope they get all your tartar off.
**[36:29] ---**
Me too.
**[36:32] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[36:37] ---**
Hiyashi-dofu and hiya-yakko's
only difference is their size.
**[36:47] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:49] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:51] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:52] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:53] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[36:55] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[36:57] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[37:02] ---**
Let's see.
**[37:03] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[37:07] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-doesn't hurt a bit!
**[37:11] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[37:16] ---**
Owww. I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[37:25] ---**
Hey, new college-grads, let's
use our imaginations!
**[37:30] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
**[37:36] ---**
All you want!
**[37:38] ---**
Imagination!
**[37:40] ---**
Awww yeah!
**[37:44] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[37:57] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[38:01] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[38:03] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[38:08] ---**
But no vampires lets me stab them.
**[38:13] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[38:15] ---**
Uh, b- but I...
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
**[38:21] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[38:30] ---**
I plead...
**[38:32] ---**
Innocent.
**[38:34] ---**
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
**[38:38] ---**
She's innocent! Rule her
innocent! I'll stab you!
**[38:55] ---**
**The golden season is gone.**
**[38:59] ---**
**We can barely find any VAs for the show.**
**[39:03] ---**
**I think we've milked this stupid anime dry.**
**[39:11] ---**
**Our parodies of major works...**
**[39:14] ---**
**get buried when we take it too far.**
**[39:19] ---**
**When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,**
**[39:23] ---**
**they also never get shown on air.**
**[39:29] ---**
**We won't attempt to flatter our followers.**
**[39:33] ---**
**And we couldn't care
less about the haters.**
**[39:37] ---**
**You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.**
**[39:48] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[39:51] ---**
I just saw the concept
of coolness reach max.
**[39:54] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[39:57] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[40:03] ---**
Throw it far, okay?
**[40:05] ---**
I've got this!
**[40:06] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[40:14] ---**
I'll try the next one.
**[40:16] ---**
Please do, please do.
**[40:17] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[40:28] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:30] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:31] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:33] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:34] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:36] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:38] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:40] ---**
He...
**[40:43] ---**
He...he...
**[40:46] ---**
Resurrection.
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
**[41:01] ---**
BOBUMI
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[41:02] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[41:03] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[41:14] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking
**[41:20] ---**
Pop Epic...
**[41:21] ---**
Cooking!
**[41:23] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[41:28] ---**
Get in line.
**[41:31] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[41:40] ---**
**It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...**
**[41:44] ---**
**are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.**
**[41:48] ---**
**What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?**
**[41:53] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[41:57] ---**
But we only have four grace frames.
**[42:00] ---**
Which means?
**[42:02] ---**
I know! I know!
**[42:03] ---**
Chute knife.
**[42:05] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
**[42:09] ---**
But with a light punch...
**[42:11] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[42:12] ---**
Oh my god, what have you done!
**[42:15] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[42:18] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[42:21] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[42:23] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[42:28] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead.
**[42:34] ---**
Now you're springing quests on us?
**[42:37] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[42:41] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[42:44] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[42:45] ---**
So, let's go.
**[42:52] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[42:56] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[43:00] ---**
then fell epically when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[43:03] ---**
My bike broke down
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[43:08] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[43:12] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[43:15] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[43:18] ---**
Not this time.
**[43:19] ---**
Why?
**[43:20] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[43:27] ---**
Look to your right.
**[43:32] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[43:34] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[43:38] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[43:40] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[44:00] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[44:02] ---**
What's their deal?
**[44:06] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[44:11] ---**
You ass...
**[44:18] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[44:22] ---**
Let's rumble.
**[44:27] ---**
Come on, come on, come on!
**[44:28] ---**
Bring it, sucker!
**[44:37] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[44:39] ---**
4 frames, remember?
**[44:41] ---**
4 frames...
**[44:44] ---**
Hit him with a light punch...
**[44:49] ---**
I'm correcting you!
**[44:53] ---**
Wait a second!
**[44:57] ---**
He has a young daughter!
**[45:01] ---**
Look at her!
**[45:07] ---**
Time to go home, Poppy.
**[45:09] ---**
What a narrow escape.
**[45:12] ---**
All's well that ends well.
**[45:15] ---**
It's not at all "well"!
**[45:19] ---**
This mountain's security is in jeopardy
with these two around.
**[45:22] ---**
P-please, listen to me.
**[45:24] ---**
I want to turn over a new leaf.
Stop being evil.
**[45:28] ---**
Right now I'm content just
riding with a gang I like.
**[45:32] ---**
See? He's reformed.
**[45:33] ---**
But that won't do!
**[45:34] ---**
He's the scum of society.
**[45:37] ---**
Ehhh? Things got pretty effed up, huh?
**[45:40] ---**
Whatever shall I do?
**[45:42] ---**
It ends here, Shota Aoi.
**[45:45] ---**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[45:49] ---**
Today, I will put an end to you.
**[45:52] ---**
Put an end to me?
**[45:54] ---**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[45:58] ---**
Just who do you think you are?
**[46:16] ---**
It's me?