# E11 - Boomer Team Epic
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGJ225/boomer-team-epic)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Bear**
Yeah, then I told 'em...
**[00:06] Bear**
What's up?
**[00:07] Penguin**
Hey! There's apparently
a thicc MILF beastgirl
**[00:09] Penguin**
and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
makin' out over there!
**[00:11] Bear**
Huh?!
**[00:12] Rabbit**
Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
**[00:13] Bear**
I don't care if it's a trap!
**[00:15] Bear**
I'll take the chance!
**[00:37] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:41] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:57] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:00] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:05] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:09] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:18] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:22] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:24] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:35] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Boomer Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: ????
***SIGN*** TV
***SIGN*** Sunday Nights
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
**[01:59] Popuko**
Oh, heya. Good work, team.
**[02:03] Popuko**
But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
TV station like yours
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Popuko
**[02:06] Popuko**
made an offer to some
super-popular comedians like us.
**[02:09] Popuko**
Yer probably over budget
just payin' our fee, amirite?!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
**[02:22] Pipimi**
Heya. How ya doin'?
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Pipimi
**[02:26] Popuko**
Hey. What's my partner doin' in my greenroom?
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi
**[02:30] Popuko**
We seriously sharin' a room?
**[02:32] Popuko**
Do you have any idea how long
we've been in this business?
**[02:34] Popuko**
Comedians at our level should
definitely have our own rooms.
**[02:37] Popuko**
Man, it's gonna be super awkward
sharin' a room now...
**[02:52] Popuko**
What day's the horse-racin' paper
come out, again?
**[02:55] Pipimi**
Dunno.
**[02:56] Popuko**
Oh, I see.
**[02:59] Pipimi**
You've been to England before, haven't ya?
**[03:02] Popuko**
No, but you have.
**[03:03] Pipimi**
Oh, I see.
**[03:07] Popuko**
Do you prefer Sugita or Nakamura?
**[03:09] Pipimi**
I can't answer a question like that.
**[03:11] Popuko**
Good point.
**[03:14] Popuko**
Yes?
**[03:16] Kanchi**
Hellsphere!
**[03:18] Mocchi**
I'm Peach-Butt Mocchi.
**[03:19] Kanchi**
I'm Persimmon-Butt Kanchi.
**[03:21] Mocchi**
And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
**[03:23] Kanchi**
We're gonna be on the show
with you guys today!
***SIGN*** Newbie Comedians
Mocchi Kanchi
**[03:25] Mocchi**
We'll hype things up, so lookin'
forward to working with you-sphere!
**[03:27] Kanchi**
Hellsphere!
**[03:30] Popuko**
Monkey Panty, was it?
**[03:31] Mocchi**
It's Mocchi Kanchi.
**[03:33] Pipimi**
Boner Panty?
**[03:35] Kanchi**
No one's got a boner. I mean,
we're veteran idol voice actresses.
**[03:38] Mocchi**
But wow, you sure are bringin' in
the dough, being so popular!
**[03:43] Mocchi**
We brought your favorite...
**[03:44] Mocchi**
A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
**[03:47] Kanchi**
You moron!
**[03:48] Kanchi**
Even the great Abeno Harukas building,
the tallest in Japan, would shrivel at that.
**[03:51] Mocchi**
JK, JK.
**[03:53] Kanchi**
Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
**[03:54] Kanchi**
There's already some bartering
with this episode's VA casting right now,
**[03:57] Kanchi**
but you should barter
and invite us over again!
**[03:59] Mocchi**
We'll do anything-sphere!
**[04:02] Kanchi**
Anyway, see you on the show.
**[04:04] Mocchi**
Boner Panty signing off!
**[04:06] Kanchi**
We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
**[04:08] Mocchi**
MusicRay'n...
**[04:08] Mocchi and Kanchi**
FTW!
**[04:12] Popuko**
Kids these days... I understand them
even less than I did before.
**[04:16] Pipimi**
If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
I don't want it.
**[04:19] Popuko**
Oh, please.
**[04:20] Popuko**
I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
they bought at the Shinkansen station.
**[04:24] Popuko**
Honestly, it woulda been funnier
if they *were* panties.
**[04:28] Popuko**
I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
**[04:32] Popuko**
Where were they from...
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
***SIGN*** 35 Years Ago
**[04:42] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'm Popuko!
**[04:44] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm Pipimi!
**[04:45] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
And we're Pop Team Epic!
**[04:48] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Taisho Sink or Swim
**[04:52] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
**[04:53] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, it's Pop Team Epic.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Master Sparrow**
Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
**[04:57] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
**[05:00] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoo?
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
**[05:01] (Flashback) Popuko**
Ya know how they keep sayin' we've
gotta be cuter at auditions lately?
**[05:05] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yeah, definitely.
**[05:07] (Flashback) Popuko**
Couldja give it a try?
**[05:09] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Ahem...
**[05:11] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Moe moe kyun!
**[05:13] (Flashback) Drunks**
You guys suck! Get off the stage!
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[05:16] (Flashback) Popuko**
Pudds the Pudding.
**[05:19] (Flashback) Popuko**
Chipper the Chipmunk.
**[05:20] (Flashback) Pipimi**
What kinda chipmunk is that?
**[05:22] (Flashback) Popuko**
Poli... the Policeman.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I like that one.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
**[05:31] (Flashback) Popuko**
Nope.
**[05:32] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Then you can have half of mine.
Let's eat it together.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Popuko**
Hey! That's the meat bun
from that one stall.
**[05:38] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
**[05:40] (Flashback) Pipimi**
All because I invited you to come
to this zany world with me...
**[05:44] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
**[05:48] (Flashback) Popuko**
What're you talkin' about?
**[05:49] (Flashback) Popuko**
I was poor way before I met you.
**[05:51] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Popuko**
More importantly,
**[05:55] (Flashback) Popuko**
we need to come up with a buncha
funny bits and get popular.
**[05:58] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yer right.
**[05:59] (Flashback) Pipimi**
One day, we'll get big enough
to have our own greenroom!
**[06:04] (Flashback) Pipimi**
The hell? This is amazing.
**[06:06] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Gimme the other half back.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Popuko**
Wh-What the hell? Too late, fool.
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[06:16] Popuko**
I guess this taste never changes.
**[06:20] Pipimi**
I haven't had this since back
when we were practicin' our bits.
**[06:23] Popuko**
Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
**[06:26] Pipimi**
Eatin' this really takes ya back
to the good ol' days.
**[06:31] Popuko**
I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
**[06:35] Popuko**
Our bro used to take us out
to have that all the time.
**[06:37] Pipimi**
But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
my legs hurt so much I could die.
**[06:41] Popuko**
Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
**[06:44] Pipimi**
Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
***SIGN*** TV
**[06:48] Popuko**
D'oh!
**[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
PTE!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:56] Pipimi**
I'm gonna tickle ya!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:31] Popuko**
Gee... I really wish I had
a shiitake mushroom log.
***SIGN*** Shiitake~ <3
**[07:35] Shiitake**
You want a piece of me?
**[07:38] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan—
**[07:41] Popuko**
Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
**[07:44] Pouko**
P-Pipimi-chan!
**[07:47] Popuko**
Thank you!
**[07:48] Pipimi and Shiitake**
Love and peace!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:51] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:54] Popuko**
Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
**[07:56] Popuko**
Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
**[07:59] Popuko**
I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
but it's just a torpedo.
**[08:02] Popuko**
Back into the ocean you go.
**[08:04] Poseidon**
Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
**[08:06] Poseidon**
...dooooooooooooon!
**[08:09] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[08:15] Prefectural Police**
Kablow! Charge!
**[08:17] Prefectural Police**
Prefectural police here!
**[08:18] Prefectural Police**
Gah! So bright!
**[08:20] Prefectural Police**
So bright!
**[08:21] Popuko**
What prefecture? Hey!
**[08:23] Popuko**
I asked you what prefecture!
**[08:26] Pipimi**
C'mon, now. Must be rough.
**[08:27] Pipimi**
Just let it all out already.
**[08:29] Popuko**
I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
**[08:31] Prefectural Police**
Canada! I'm with the Canada
Prefectural Police!
**[08:35] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[08:37] Popuko and Pipimi**
Sorry about that!
***SIGN*** Canada Prefectural Police
**[08:39] Prefectural Police**
Vroom, vroom.
***SIGN*** Beautiful Foods
***SIGN*** Healthy
***SIGN*** Delicious Takuan Radishes
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:42] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[08:47] Pipimi**
OMG, a pro gamer!
**[08:49] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Popunator
**[08:52] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[08:54] Pipimi**
I've seen that move in
a Poppex tournament before!
**[08:58] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[09:01] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[09:01] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[09:02] Pipimi**
I've seen that move in
a POPU tournament before!
**[09:06] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[09:08] Pipimi**
Squee! Oh, my gosh!
**[09:10] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[09:13] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:16] Popuko**
Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
**[09:20] Popuko**
I'm gonna be the one who keeps
picking which way to look!
**[09:23] Pipimi**
I'm fine with endless defense.
**[09:27] Popuko**
Ready, and...
**[09:29] Popuko**
Look!
**[09:30] Popuko**
Look! Look!
**[09:32] Popuko**
Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
**[09:37] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:40] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[09:44] Popuko**
Leave it to me!
**[09:45] Popuko**
I'll fix this garbage perspective
with the free transform tool!
**[09:48] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[09:51] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[09:54] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[10:02] Popuko**
We're doomed.
**[10:03] Pipimi**
Nice try!
**[10:05] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:13] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:20] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:28] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:35] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:42] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:50] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:57] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for buying Pop Team Epic.
**[11:10] Popuko**
But you were probably better off buying a
BD concert of the voice actress unit Sphere.
**[11:15] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Don't say that!
**[11:17] Popuko**
But it's amazing. It's been thirteen
years now since they debuted.
**[11:21] Popuko**
All the members are over thirty these days.
**[11:24] Popuko**
They keep saying we're veteran idols,
but we can sing, like, 84 songs in two days.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[11:29] Popuko**
To be honest, our old songs that
reference school uniforms in the lyrics
**[11:33] Popuko**
make me go "Yikes," too,
since we're so much older now.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:38] Popuko**
Or so Pipimi-chan said the other day.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:40] Pipimi**
Huh?
**[11:41] Popuko**
You mentioned how you were
thinking you're really old now.
**[11:43] Popuko**
So what do you think about that, huh? Huh?!
**[11:46] Pipimi**
U-Um... Yes, that is what I thought.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Bear**
So, hey.
**[11:53] Rabbit**
Hm?
**[11:54] Bear**
If a cheerful character and
a gloomy character played tag...
**[11:57] Penguin**
Hey! There's apparently
a thicc MILF beastgirl
**[11:59] Penguin**
and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
makin' out over there!
**[12:02] Bear**
Huh?!
**[12:02] Rabbit**
Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
**[12:03] Bear**
I don't care if it's a trap!
**[12:05] Bear**
I'll take the chance!
**[12:27] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:29] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:31] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:32] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:47] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[12:59] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:02] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:08] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:12] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:14] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:21] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Boomer Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: ????
***SIGN*** TV
***SIGN*** Sunday Nights
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
**[13:49] Popuko**
Well, hello there.
**[13:53] Popuko**
But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
TV station like yours
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Popuko
**[13:55] Popuko**
made an offer to some
super-popular comedians like us.
**[13:58] Popuko**
Yer probably over budget
just payin' our fee, amirite?!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
**[14:12] Pipimi**
Heya. How ya doin'?
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Pipimi
**[14:15] Popuko**
Hey. What's my partner
doin' in my greenroom?
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi
**[14:21] Popuko**
Do you have any idea how long
we've been in this business?
**[14:23] Popuko**
Comedians at our level should
definitely have our own rooms.
**[14:27] Popuko**
Man, it's gonna be super awkward
sharin' a room now...
**[14:42] Popuko**
What day's the horse-racin' paper
come out, again?
**[14:45] Pipimi**
Dunno.
**[14:49] Pipimi**
You used to be obsessed
with snowboarding, didn't ya?
**[14:52] Popuko**
Never even been.
**[14:53] Pipimi**
Not even once?
**[14:54] Popuko**
Nope.
**[14:57] Popuko**
Do you prefer rhinoceros
beetles or stag beetles?
**[14:59] Pipimi**
I hate bugs.
**[15:01] Popuko**
Oh, I see.
**[15:04] Popuko**
Yes?
**[15:06] Kanchi**
Mornin'!
**[15:08] Mocchi**
I'm Soft-Skinned Mocchi.
**[15:10] Kanchi**
I'm Blown-Knee Kanchi.
**[15:11] Mocchi**
And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
**[15:13] Kanchi**
We're gonna be on the show
with you guys today!
***SIGN*** Newbie Comedians
Mocchi Kanchi
**[15:15] kanchi**
We'll hype things up,
so lookin' forward to working with ya!
**[15:18] Mocchi**
Hell yeah!
**[15:19] Popuko**
Nishiki Panty, was it?
**[15:21] Mocchi**
Not Nishiki! It's Mocchi Kanchi.
**[15:24] Pipimi**
Boner Panty?
**[15:25] Kanchi**
No one's got a boner.
Let's move away from the panty talk.
**[15:29] Mocchi**
But wow, you sure are bringin' in
the dough, being so popular!
**[15:32] Mocchi**
We brought your favorite...
**[15:35] Mocchi**
A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
**[15:37] Kanchi**
They'll get you goin' with the ladies!
**[15:39] Kanchi**
You moron! They'd shrivel anyone up!
**[15:41] Mocchi**
JK, JK.
**[15:42] Mocchi**
Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
**[15:44] Mocchi**
Eat lots, cheer up,
**[15:47] mocchi**
and you should barter
and invite us over again.
**[15:50] Kanchi**
Nishiki!
**[15:51] Kanchi**
Anyway, see you on the show.
**[15:54] Mocchi**
Boner Panty signing off!
**[15:56] Kanchi**
We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
**[16:01] Popuko**
Kids these days... I understand them
even less than I did before.
**[16:06] Pipimi**
If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
I don't want it.
**[16:09] Popuko**
I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
they bought at the Shinkansen station.
**[16:13] Popuko**
Honestly, it woulda been funnier
if they *were* panties.
**[16:18] Popuko**
I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
**[16:22] Popuko**
Where were they from...
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
***SIGN*** 35 Years Ago
**[16:32] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'm Popuko!
**[16:34] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm Pipimi!
**[16:35] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
And we're Pop Team Epic!
**[16:38] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Taisho Sink or Swim
**[16:42] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
**[16:43] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, it's Pop Team Epic.
**[16:46] (Flashback) Master Sparrow**
Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
**[16:47] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoo?
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
**[16:51] (Flashback) Popuko**
This is our first time onstage today.
It's our first time, but we'll do our best.
**[16:55] (Flashback) Popuko**
We're real nervous, though.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Popuko**
We'll still do our best, thanks.
**[16:59] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Thanks!
**[17:01] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
We're Pop Team Epic!
**[17:03] (Flashback) Drunks**
You guys suck! Get off the stage!
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[17:07] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Man, that's totally Nishiki.
**[17:10] (Flashback) Popuko**
But Boss says it ain't Nishiki.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I see... so I guess it's not.
**[17:18] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
**[17:21] (Flashback) Popuko**
Nope.
**[17:22] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Here. Then you can have half of mine.
**[17:24] (Flashback) Popuko**
Hey! That's the meat bun
from that one stall.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Pipimi**
All because I invited you to come
to this zany world with me...
**[17:33] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
**[17:37] (Flashback) Popuko**
What're you talkin' about?
**[17:39] (Flashback) Popuko**
I was poor way before I met you.
**[17:40] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
**[17:44] (Flashback) Popuko**
More importantly,
**[17:45] (Flashback) Popuko**
we need to come up with a buncha
funny bits and get popular.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yer right.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Pipimi**
One day, we'll get big enough
to have our own greenroom!
**[17:54] (Flashback) Pipimi**
The hell? This is amazing.
**[17:56] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Gimme the other half back.
**[17:57] (Flashback) Popuko**
What the hell? Too late, fool.
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[18:06] Popuko**
I guess this taste never changes.
**[18:10] Pipimi**
I haven't had this since back
when we were practicin' our bits.
**[18:13] Popuko**
Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
**[18:16] Pipimi**
This dirt-cheap taste...
I'd never forget it.
**[18:21] Popuko**
I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
**[18:25] Popuko**
Our bro used to take us out
to have that all the time.
**[18:27] Pipimi**
But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
my legs hurt so much I could die.
**[18:32] Popuko**
Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
***SIGN*** TV
**[18:35] Pipimi**
Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
We're Pop Team Epic!
**[18:45] Pipimi**
I'm gonna tickle ya! I actually already am!
**[18:49] Pipimi**
How do you like that? And that? And that?
**[18:55] Pipimi**
Left, right, left, right, left, right.
**[18:56] Pipimi**
Front, back, front, back, front, back.
**[19:05] Pipimi**
Does that feel good?
Does that feel good, Popuko-chan?
**[19:07] Pipimi**
I see, I see.
**[19:17] Pipimi**
And now for my special move!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:21] Popuko**
Gee... I really wish I had
a shiitake mushroom log.
***SIGN*** Shiitake~ <3
**[19:25] Shiitake**
Shiitake!
**[19:28] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan—
**[19:30] Popuko**
Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
**[19:34] Pouko**
P-Pipimi-chan!
**[19:37] Popuko**
Thank you!
**[19:38] Pipimi**
Popuko, I'm up here! Look up!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:41] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:44] Popuko**
Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
**[19:46] Popuko**
Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
**[19:49] Popuko**
I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
but it's just a torpedo.
**[19:52] Popuko**
Back into the ocean you go.
**[19:54] Poseidon**
Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
**[19:56] Poseidon**
...dooooooooooooon!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[19:59] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[20:05] Prefectural Police**
Kablow! Charge!
**[20:07] Prefectural Police**
Prefectural police here!
**[20:08] Prefectural Police**
Gah! So bright!
**[20:10] Prefectural Police**
So bright!
**[20:11] Popuko**
What prefecture? Hey!
**[20:14] Popuko**
I asked you what prefecture!
**[20:16] Pipimi**
C'mon, now. Must be rough.
**[20:17] Pipimi**
Just let it all out already.
**[20:19] Popuko**
I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
**[20:21] Prefectural Police**
Canada! I'm with the Canada
Prefectural Police!
**[20:25] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[20:27] Popuko and Pipimi**
Sorry about that!
***SIGN*** Canada Prefectural Police
**[20:29] Prefectural Police**
Vroom, vroom.
***SIGN*** Beautiful Foods
***SIGN*** Healthy
***SIGN*** Delicious Takuan Radishes
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:32] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[20:37] Pipimi**
Ooh! A pro gamer!
**[20:39] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Popunator
**[20:42] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[20:44] Pipimi**
I've seen that move
in a Poppex tournament before!
**[20:48] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
**[20:51] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[20:52] Pipimi**
I've seen that move
in a POPU tournament before!
**[20:57] Pipimi**
Eek! OMG! You're so cool! I'm so excited!
**[21:01] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
**[21:03] Popuko**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:06] Popuko**
Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
**[21:10] Popuko**
I'm gonna be the one who keeps
picking which way to look!
**[21:13] Pipimi**
I'm fine with endless defense.
**[21:17] Popuko**
Ready, and...
**[21:19] Popuko**
Look!
**[21:20] Popuko**
Look! Look!
**[21:22] Pipimi**
My eyes...
**[21:23] Popuko**
Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:27] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[21:31] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[21:34] Popuko**
Leave it to me!
**[21:35] Popuko**
I'll fix this garbage perspective
with the free transform tool!
**[21:51] Popuko**
W-We're doomed.
**[21:53] Pipimi**
Nice try!
**[21:55] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:03] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:18] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:25] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:32] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:40] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:47] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:57] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic!
**[23:01] Popuko**
Wouldn't you have been better off
buying one of them yakuza games?
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Don't say that, Popu-chan!
**[23:07] Popuko**
But you can spend way more time on those
yakuza games, so it's a way better deal.
**[23:11] Pipimi**
Huh? It is?
**[23:12] Pipimi**
Uh, hey!
**[23:13] Popuko**
Act now, and we'll throw in a gun.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
A-A-A gun?
**[23:17] Pipimi**
Hey! Don't lie!
**[23:18] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
with the money for PTE season 2?
**[23:22] Pipimi**
Hmm... I'm thinking some Matsusaka beef.
**[23:25] Popuko**
Hey! You're not buying PTE?
**[23:27] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send it
to my agency, please.
**[23:30] Popuko**
Guess that's our privilege
for being in this show.
**[23:33] Pipimi**
And by "it," I meant some
Matsusaka beef, by the way.
**[23:35] Popuko**
Really?
**[23:36] Pipimi**
Oh, Kobe beef will also work just fine.
**[23:38] Popuko**
Would you stop?