E11 - Boomer Team Epic

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Bear
    Yeah, then I told 'em...
[00:06] Bear
    What's up?
[00:07] Penguin
    Hey! There's apparently
    a thicc MILF beastgirl
[00:09] Penguin
    and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
    makin' out over there!
[00:11] Bear
    Huh?!
[00:12] Rabbit
    Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
[00:13] Bear
    I don't care if it's a trap!
[00:15] Bear
    I'll take the chance!
[00:37] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:39] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:41] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:42] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:47] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[00:57] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:00] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:05] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:09] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:18] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:22] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:24] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:31] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:35] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Boomer Team Epic
SIGN    By: ????
SIGN    TV

SIGN    Sunday Nights
SIGN    Pop Talk
SIGN    Pop Talk
[01:59] Popuko
    Oh, heya. Good work, team.
[02:03] Popuko
    But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
    TV station like yours
SIGN    Big-Shot Comedian
    Popuko
[02:06] Popuko
    made an offer to some
    super-popular comedians like us.
[02:09] Popuko
    Yer probably over budget
    just payin' our fee, amirite?!
SIGN     Greenroom
SIGN     Greenroom
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
[02:22] Pipimi
    Heya. How ya doin'?
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Big-Shot Comedian
    Pipimi
[02:26] Popuko
    Hey. What's my partner doin' in my greenroom?
SIGN    Popuko
    Pipimi
[02:30] Popuko
    We seriously sharin' a room?
[02:32] Popuko
    Do you have any idea how long
    we've been in this business?
[02:34] Popuko
    Comedians at our level should
    definitely have our own rooms.
[02:37] Popuko
    Man, it's gonna be super awkward
    sharin' a room now...
[02:52] Popuko
    What day's the horse-racin' paper
    come out, again?
[02:55] Pipimi
    Dunno.
[02:56] Popuko
    Oh, I see.
[02:59] Pipimi
    You've been to England before, haven't ya?
[03:02] Popuko
    No, but you have.
[03:03] Pipimi
    Oh, I see.
[03:07] Popuko
    Do you prefer Sugita or Nakamura?
[03:09] Pipimi
    I can't answer a question like that.
[03:11] Popuko
    Good point.
[03:14] Popuko
    Yes?
[03:16] Kanchi
    Hellsphere!
[03:18] Mocchi
    I'm Peach-Butt Mocchi.
[03:19] Kanchi
    I'm Persimmon-Butt Kanchi.
[03:21] Mocchi
    And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
[03:23] Kanchi
    We're gonna be on the show
    with you guys today!
SIGN    Newbie Comedians
    Mocchi Kanchi
[03:25] Mocchi
    We'll hype things up, so lookin'
    forward to working with you-sphere!
[03:27] Kanchi
    Hellsphere!
[03:30] Popuko
    Monkey Panty, was it?
[03:31] Mocchi
    It's Mocchi Kanchi.
[03:33] Pipimi
    Boner Panty?
[03:35] Kanchi
    No one's got a boner. I mean,
    we're veteran idol voice actresses.
[03:38] Mocchi
    But wow, you sure are bringin' in
    the dough, being so popular!
[03:43] Mocchi
    We brought your favorite...
[03:44] Mocchi
    A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
[03:47] Kanchi
    You moron!
[03:48] Kanchi
    Even the great Abeno Harukas building,
    the tallest in Japan, would shrivel at that.
[03:51] Mocchi
    JK, JK.
[03:53] Kanchi
    Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
[03:54] Kanchi
    There's already some bartering
    with this episode's VA casting right now,
[03:57] Kanchi
    but you should barter
    and invite us over again!
[03:59] Mocchi
    We'll do anything-sphere!
[04:02] Kanchi
    Anyway, see you on the show.
[04:04] Mocchi
    Boner Panty signing off!
[04:06] Kanchi
    We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
[04:08] Mocchi
    MusicRay'n...
[04:08] Mocchi and Kanchi
    FTW!
[04:12] Popuko
    Kids these days... I understand them
    even less than I did before.
[04:16] Pipimi
    If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
    I don't want it.
[04:19] Popuko
    Oh, please.
[04:20] Popuko
    I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
    they bought at the Shinkansen station.
[04:24] Popuko
    Honestly, it woulda been funnier
    if they were panties.
[04:28] Popuko
    I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
[04:32] Popuko
    Where were they from...
SIGN    Namba Theater
SIGN    35 Years Ago
[04:42] (Flashback) Popuko
    I'm Popuko!
[04:44] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I'm Pipimi!
[04:45] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi
    And we're Pop Team Epic!
[04:48] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Greenroom
SIGN    Taisho Sink or Swim
[04:52] (Flashback) Master Pigeon
    Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
[04:53] (Flashback) Pipimi
    No, it's Pop Team Epic.
[04:56] (Flashback) Master Sparrow
    Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
[04:57] (Flashback) Pipimi
    No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
[05:00] (Flashback) Master Pigeon
    Poopoopoo?
SIGN     Manzai Beginners' Audition
SIGN     Manzai Beginners' Audition
[05:01] (Flashback) Popuko
    Ya know how they keep sayin' we've
    gotta be cuter at auditions lately?
[05:05] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Yeah, definitely.
[05:07] (Flashback) Popuko
    Couldja give it a try?
[05:09] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Ahem...
[05:11] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Moe moe kyun!
[05:13] (Flashback) Drunks
    You guys suck! Get off the stage!
SIGN    Namba Theater
[05:16] (Flashback) Popuko
    Pudds the Pudding.
[05:19] (Flashback) Popuko
    Chipper the Chipmunk.
[05:20] (Flashback) Pipimi
    What kinda chipmunk is that?
[05:22] (Flashback) Popuko
    Poli... the Policeman.
[05:25] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I like that one.
[05:28] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
[05:31] (Flashback) Popuko
    Nope.
[05:32] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Then you can have half of mine.
    Let's eat it together.
[05:35] (Flashback) Popuko
    Hey! That's the meat bun
    from that one stall.
[05:38] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
[05:40] (Flashback) Pipimi
    All because I invited you to come
    to this zany world with me...
[05:44] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
[05:48] (Flashback) Popuko
    What're you talkin' about?
[05:49] (Flashback) Popuko
    I was poor way before I met you.
[05:51] (Flashback) Popuko
    I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
[05:54] (Flashback) Popuko
    More importantly,
[05:55] (Flashback) Popuko
    we need to come up with a buncha
    funny bits and get popular.
[05:58] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Yer right.
[05:59] (Flashback) Pipimi
    One day, we'll get big enough
    to have our own greenroom!
[06:04] (Flashback) Pipimi
    The hell? This is amazing.
[06:06] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Gimme the other half back.
[06:07] (Flashback) Popuko
    Wh-What the hell? Too late, fool.
SIGN    Namba Theater
[06:16] Popuko
    I guess this taste never changes.
[06:20] Pipimi
    I haven't had this since back
    when we were practicin' our bits.
[06:23] Popuko
    Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
[06:26] Pipimi
    Eatin' this really takes ya back
    to the good ol' days.
[06:31] Popuko
    I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
[06:35] Popuko
    Our bro used to take us out
    to have that all the time.
[06:37] Pipimi
    But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
    my legs hurt so much I could die.
[06:41] Popuko
    Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
[06:44] Pipimi
    Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
    to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
SIGN    TV

[06:48] Popuko
    D'oh!
[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    PTE!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[06:56] Pipimi
    I'm gonna tickle ya!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:31] Popuko
    Gee... I really wish I had
    a shiitake mushroom log.
SIGN    Shiitake~ <3
[07:35] Shiitake
    You want a piece of me?
[07:38] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan—
[07:41] Popuko
    Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
[07:44] Pouko
    P-Pipimi-chan!
[07:47] Popuko
    Thank you!
[07:48] Pipimi and Shiitake
    Love and peace!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:51] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:54] Popuko
    Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
[07:56] Popuko
    Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
[07:59] Popuko
    I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
    but it's just a torpedo.
[08:02] Popuko
    Back into the ocean you go.
[08:04] Poseidon
    Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
[08:06] Poseidon
    ...dooooooooooooon!
[08:09] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[08:15] Prefectural Police
    Kablow! Charge!
[08:17] Prefectural Police
    Prefectural police here!
[08:18] Prefectural Police
    Gah! So bright!
[08:20] Prefectural Police
    So bright!
[08:21] Popuko
    What prefecture? Hey!
[08:23] Popuko
    I asked you what prefecture!
[08:26] Pipimi
    C'mon, now. Must be rough.
[08:27] Pipimi
    Just let it all out already.
[08:29] Popuko
    I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
[08:31] Prefectural Police
    Canada! I'm with the Canada
    Prefectural Police!
[08:35] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?
[08:37] Popuko and Pipimi
    Sorry about that!
SIGN    Canada Prefectural Police
[08:39] Prefectural Police
    Vroom, vroom.
SIGN    Beautiful Foods
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Delicious Takuan Radishes
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:42] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[08:47] Pipimi
    OMG, a pro gamer!
[08:49] Popuko
    Get rekt!
SIGN    Popunator
[08:52] Pipimi
    Oh, my gosh!
[08:54] Pipimi
    I've seen that move in
    a Poppex tournament before!
[08:58] Popuko
    Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
[09:01] Pipimi
    Oh, my gosh!
[09:01] Popuko
    Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
    Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
[09:02] Pipimi
    I've seen that move in
    a POPU tournament before!
[09:06] Popuko
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[09:08] Pipimi
    Squee! Oh, my gosh!
[09:10] Popuko
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[09:13] Popuko
    Get rekt!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:16] Popuko
    Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
[09:20] Popuko
    I'm gonna be the one who keeps
    picking which way to look!
[09:23] Pipimi
    I'm fine with endless defense.
[09:27] Popuko
    Ready, and...
[09:29] Popuko
    Look!
[09:30] Popuko
    Look! Look!
[09:32] Popuko
    Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
[09:37] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:40] Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
[09:44] Popuko
    Leave it to me!
[09:45] Popuko
    I'll fix this garbage perspective
    with the free transform tool!
[09:48] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
[09:51] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
[09:54] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
    Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
[10:02] Popuko
    We're doomed.
[10:03] Pipimi
    Nice try!
[10:05] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:13] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:20] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:28] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:35] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:42] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:50] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:57] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:07] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for buying Pop Team Epic.
[11:10] Popuko
    But you were probably better off buying a
    BD concert of the voice actress unit Sphere.
[11:15] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Don't say that!
[11:17] Popuko
    But it's amazing. It's been thirteen
    years now since they debuted.
[11:21] Popuko
    All the members are over thirty these days.
[11:24] Popuko
    They keep saying we're veteran idols,
    but we can sing, like, 84 songs in two days.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[11:29] Popuko
    To be honest, our old songs that
    reference school uniforms in the lyrics
[11:33] Popuko
    make me go "Yikes," too,
    since we're so much older now.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:38] Popuko
    Or so Pipimi-chan said the other day.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:40] Pipimi
    Huh?
[11:41] Popuko
    You mentioned how you were
    thinking you're really old now.
[11:43] Popuko
    So what do you think about that, huh? Huh?!
[11:46] Pipimi
    U-Um... Yes, that is what I thought.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Bear
    So, hey.
[11:53] Rabbit
    Hm?
[11:54] Bear
    If a cheerful character and
    a gloomy character played tag...
[11:57] Penguin
    Hey! There's apparently
    a thicc MILF beastgirl
[11:59] Penguin
    and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
    makin' out over there!
[12:02] Bear
    Huh?!
[12:02] Rabbit
    Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
[12:03] Bear
    I don't care if it's a trap!
[12:05] Bear
    I'll take the chance!
[12:27] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:29] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:31] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:32] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:37] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:47] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:55] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[12:59] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:02] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:08] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:12] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:14] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:19] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:21] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Boomer Team Epic
SIGN    By: ????
SIGN    TV

SIGN    Sunday Nights
SIGN    Pop Talk
SIGN    Pop Talk
[13:49] Popuko
    Well, hello there.
[13:53] Popuko
    But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
    TV station like yours
SIGN    Big-Shot Comedian
    Popuko
[13:55] Popuko
    made an offer to some
    super-popular comedians like us.
[13:58] Popuko
    Yer probably over budget
    just payin' our fee, amirite?!
SIGN     Greenroom
SIGN     Greenroom
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
[14:12] Pipimi
    Heya. How ya doin'?
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Big-Shot Comedian
    Pipimi
[14:15] Popuko
    Hey. What's my partner
    doin' in my greenroom?
SIGN    Popuko
    Pipimi
[14:21] Popuko
    Do you have any idea how long
    we've been in this business?
[14:23] Popuko
    Comedians at our level should
    definitely have our own rooms.
[14:27] Popuko
    Man, it's gonna be super awkward
    sharin' a room now...
[14:42] Popuko
    What day's the horse-racin' paper
    come out, again?
[14:45] Pipimi
    Dunno.
[14:49] Pipimi
    You used to be obsessed
    with snowboarding, didn't ya?
[14:52] Popuko
    Never even been.
[14:53] Pipimi
    Not even once?
[14:54] Popuko
    Nope.
[14:57] Popuko
    Do you prefer rhinoceros
    beetles or stag beetles?
[14:59] Pipimi
    I hate bugs.
[15:01] Popuko
    Oh, I see.
[15:04] Popuko
    Yes?
[15:06] Kanchi
    Mornin'!
[15:08] Mocchi
    I'm Soft-Skinned Mocchi.
[15:10] Kanchi
    I'm Blown-Knee Kanchi.
[15:11] Mocchi
    And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
[15:13] Kanchi
    We're gonna be on the show
    with you guys today!
SIGN    Newbie Comedians
    Mocchi Kanchi
[15:15] kanchi
    We'll hype things up,
    so lookin' forward to working with ya!
[15:18] Mocchi
    Hell yeah!
[15:19] Popuko
    Nishiki Panty, was it?
[15:21] Mocchi
    Not Nishiki! It's Mocchi Kanchi.
[15:24] Pipimi
    Boner Panty?
[15:25] Kanchi
    No one's got a boner.
    Let's move away from the panty talk.
[15:29] Mocchi
    But wow, you sure are bringin' in
    the dough, being so popular!
[15:32] Mocchi
    We brought your favorite...
[15:35] Mocchi
    A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
[15:37] Kanchi
    They'll get you goin' with the ladies!
[15:39] Kanchi
    You moron! They'd shrivel anyone up!
[15:41] Mocchi
    JK, JK.
[15:42] Mocchi
    Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
[15:44] Mocchi
    Eat lots, cheer up,
[15:47] mocchi
    and you should barter
    and invite us over again.
[15:50] Kanchi
    Nishiki!
[15:51] Kanchi
    Anyway, see you on the show.
[15:54] Mocchi
    Boner Panty signing off!
[15:56] Kanchi
    We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
[16:01] Popuko
    Kids these days... I understand them
    even less than I did before.
[16:06] Pipimi
    If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
    I don't want it.
[16:09] Popuko
    I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
    they bought at the Shinkansen station.
[16:13] Popuko
    Honestly, it woulda been funnier
    if they were panties.
[16:18] Popuko
    I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
[16:22] Popuko
    Where were they from...
SIGN    Namba Theater
SIGN    35 Years Ago
[16:32] (Flashback) Popuko
    I'm Popuko!
[16:34] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I'm Pipimi!
[16:35] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi
    And we're Pop Team Epic!
[16:38] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Greenroom
SIGN    Taisho Sink or Swim
[16:42] (Flashback) Master Pigeon
    Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
[16:43] (Flashback) Pipimi
    No, it's Pop Team Epic.
[16:46] (Flashback) Master Sparrow
    Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
[16:47] (Flashback) Pipimi
    No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
[16:49] (Flashback) Master Pigeon
    Poopoopoo?
SIGN     Manzai Beginners' Audition
SIGN     Manzai Beginners' Audition
[16:51] (Flashback) Popuko
    This is our first time onstage today.
    It's our first time, but we'll do our best.
[16:55] (Flashback) Popuko
    We're real nervous, though.
[16:57] (Flashback) Popuko
    We'll still do our best, thanks.
[16:59] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Thanks!
[17:01] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi
    We're Pop Team Epic!
[17:03] (Flashback) Drunks
    You guys suck! Get off the stage!
SIGN    Namba Theater
[17:07] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Man, that's totally Nishiki.
[17:10] (Flashback) Popuko
    But Boss says it ain't Nishiki.
[17:14] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I see... so I guess it's not.
[17:18] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
[17:21] (Flashback) Popuko
    Nope.
[17:22] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Here. Then you can have half of mine.
[17:24] (Flashback) Popuko
    Hey! That's the meat bun
    from that one stall.
[17:28] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
[17:30] (Flashback) Pipimi
    All because I invited you to come
    to this zany world with me...
[17:33] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
[17:37] (Flashback) Popuko
    What're you talkin' about?
[17:39] (Flashback) Popuko
    I was poor way before I met you.
[17:40] (Flashback) Popuko
    I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
[17:44] (Flashback) Popuko
    More importantly,
[17:45] (Flashback) Popuko
    we need to come up with a buncha
    funny bits and get popular.
[17:48] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Yer right.
[17:49] (Flashback) Pipimi
    One day, we'll get big enough
    to have our own greenroom!
[17:54] (Flashback) Pipimi
    The hell? This is amazing.
[17:56] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Gimme the other half back.
[17:57] (Flashback) Popuko
    What the hell? Too late, fool.
SIGN    Namba Theater
[18:06] Popuko
    I guess this taste never changes.
[18:10] Pipimi
    I haven't had this since back
    when we were practicin' our bits.
[18:13] Popuko
    Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
[18:16] Pipimi
    This dirt-cheap taste...
    I'd never forget it.
[18:21] Popuko
    I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
[18:25] Popuko
    Our bro used to take us out
    to have that all the time.
[18:27] Pipimi
    But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
    my legs hurt so much I could die.
[18:32] Popuko
    Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
SIGN    TV

[18:35] Pipimi
    Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
    to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:41] Popuko and Pipimi
    We're Pop Team Epic!
[18:45] Pipimi
    I'm gonna tickle ya! I actually already am!
[18:49] Pipimi
    How do you like that? And that? And that?
[18:55] Pipimi
    Left, right, left, right, left, right.
[18:56] Pipimi
    Front, back, front, back, front, back.
[19:05] Pipimi
    Does that feel good?
    Does that feel good, Popuko-chan?
[19:07] Pipimi
    I see, I see.
[19:17] Pipimi
    And now for my special move!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:21] Popuko
    Gee... I really wish I had
    a shiitake mushroom log.
SIGN    Shiitake~ <3
[19:25] Shiitake
    Shiitake!
[19:28] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan—
[19:30] Popuko
    Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
[19:34] Pouko
    P-Pipimi-chan!
[19:37] Popuko
    Thank you!
[19:38] Pipimi
    Popuko, I'm up here! Look up!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:41] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:44] Popuko
    Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
[19:46] Popuko
    Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
[19:49] Popuko
    I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
    but it's just a torpedo.
[19:52] Popuko
    Back into the ocean you go.
[19:54] Poseidon
    Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
[19:56] Poseidon
    ...dooooooooooooon!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[19:59] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[20:05] Prefectural Police
    Kablow! Charge!
[20:07] Prefectural Police
    Prefectural police here!
[20:08] Prefectural Police
    Gah! So bright!
[20:10] Prefectural Police
    So bright!
[20:11] Popuko
    What prefecture? Hey!
[20:14] Popuko
    I asked you what prefecture!
[20:16] Pipimi
    C'mon, now. Must be rough.
[20:17] Pipimi
    Just let it all out already.
[20:19] Popuko
    I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
[20:21] Prefectural Police
    Canada! I'm with the Canada
    Prefectural Police!
[20:25] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?
[20:27] Popuko and Pipimi
    Sorry about that!
SIGN    Canada Prefectural Police
[20:29] Prefectural Police
    Vroom, vroom.
SIGN    Beautiful Foods
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Delicious Takuan Radishes
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:32] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[20:37] Pipimi
    Ooh! A pro gamer!
[20:39] Popuko
    Hey, girl. Get rekt!
SIGN    Popunator
[20:42] Pipimi
    Oh, my gosh!
[20:44] Pipimi
    I've seen that move
    in a Poppex tournament before!
[20:48] Popuko
    Hey, girl. Get rekt!
[20:51] Pipimi
    Oh, my gosh!
[20:52] Pipimi
    I've seen that move
    in a POPU tournament before!
[20:57] Pipimi
    Eek! OMG! You're so cool! I'm so excited!
[21:01] Popuko
    Hey, girl. Get rekt!
[21:03] Popuko
    Yeah!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:06] Popuko
    Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
[21:10] Popuko
    I'm gonna be the one who keeps
    picking which way to look!
[21:13] Pipimi
    I'm fine with endless defense.
[21:17] Popuko
    Ready, and...
[21:19] Popuko
    Look!
[21:20] Popuko
    Look! Look!
[21:22] Pipimi
    My eyes...
[21:23] Popuko
    Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:27] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[21:31] Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
[21:34] Popuko
    Leave it to me!
[21:35] Popuko
    I'll fix this garbage perspective
    with the free transform tool!
[21:51] Popuko
    W-We're doomed.
[21:53] Pipimi
    Nice try!
[21:55] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:03] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:10] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:18] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:25] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:32] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:40] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:47] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:57] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic!
[23:01] Popuko
    Wouldn't you have been better off
    buying one of them yakuza games?
[23:04] Pipimi
    Don't say that, Popu-chan!
[23:07] Popuko
    But you can spend way more time on those
    yakuza games, so it's a way better deal.
[23:11] Pipimi
    Huh? It is?
[23:12] Pipimi
    Uh, hey!
[23:13] Popuko
    Act now, and we'll throw in a gun.
[23:15] Pipimi
    A-A-A gun?
[23:17] Pipimi
    Hey! Don't lie!
[23:18] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
    with the money for PTE season 2?
[23:22] Pipimi
    Hmm... I'm thinking some Matsusaka beef.
[23:25] Popuko
    Hey! You're not buying PTE?
[23:27] Pipimi
    Of course not. Just send it
    to my agency, please.
[23:30] Popuko
    Guess that's our privilege
    for being in this show.
[23:33] Pipimi
    And by "it," I meant some
    Matsusaka beef, by the way.
[23:35] Popuko
    Really?
[23:36] Pipimi
    Oh, Kobe beef will also work just fine.
[23:38] Popuko
    Would you stop?


Revision #1
Created 2024-01-02 04:06:02 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-01-02 04:06:04 UTC by whimsee