# Pop Team Epic
Crude, rude, and a little…cute? Get ready for the larger-than-life attitude of Popuko and Pipimi, the small and tall stars of Pop Team Epic! Based off the bizarre four-panel webcomic by Bukubu Okawa comes a comedy that’ll throw you off with its out-there jokes and intense absurdity. You think you’re ready for these girls? Think again, F#%\*\*er!
# Season 1
# E1 - You're the Only One I'm Telling
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G649EXW3Y/youre-the-only-one-im-telling)
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**[00:02] ---**
Daichi, we're going now.
**[00:08] ---**
*I'm Daichi Taira, just
an average high school student.*
**[00:12] ---**
*My parents are leaving today
for their trip abroad*
**[00:15] ---**
*and I'm gonna have
the time of my life!*
**[00:18] ---**
By the way, Daichi,
try not to bother Sosogu too much.
**[00:23] ---**
Okay, we're off.
**[00:27] ---**
Sosogu?
**[00:30] ---**
Who's that?
**[01:38] ---**
Episode 1:
"You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
**[01:41] ---**
Not!
**[01:50] ---**
- Are you upset?
- No, I'm not.
**[01:55] ---**
- Are you upset?
- I'm not.
**[01:58] ---**
I'm not--
**[02:03] ---**
Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
**[02:05] ---**
Beef? Chicken?
**[02:07] ---**
Beef or chicken?
**[02:12] ---**
Beef.
**[02:14] ---**
Your life's been spared.
**[02:19] ---**
I am God!
**[02:22] ---**
I will tell you all you want to know.
***SIGN*** Wiki CHECK*
**[02:25] ---**
Tell me how much you love me.
**[02:30] ---**
A...whole...lot.
**[02:35] ---**
I'm late, I'm late! Whoa!
**[02:41] ---**
Again! Late, I'm late!
***SIGN*** *#1 Encounter
By Space Cat Company*
**[02:50] ---**
*There is some distortion in this broadcast,
however it is part of the presentation.*
**[02:55] ---**
*Oh no!*
**[02:57] ---**
*I'm late! I'll be late!*
**[02:59] ---**
*I'm Popuko, an average 14-year-old
7th grader that you'd find anywhere!*
**[03:07] ---**
W-Watch out!
**[03:12] ---**
Are you okay?
**[03:26] ---**
What's your name?
**[03:30] ---**
I'm me!
**[03:50] ---**
Oh no!
**[03:52] ---**
Late! I'm late!
**[03:56] ---**
My feelings are hurt!
**[03:59] ---**
Huh? My pendant...
**[04:06] ---**
That's mine. Give it back.
**[04:08] ---**
1\pos(424,83)}Can I have it back?
- Yes
- No*
**[04:09] ---**
Oh, I get to choose.
**[04:10] ---**
There's only one choice, I guess.
**[04:15] ---**
Nah, I choose No.
**[04:38] ---**
Don't shoot.
**[04:43] ---**
I am Pipimi.
Earth is under attack.
**[04:56] ---**
Don't shoot.
**[05:03] ---**
I can't take this anymore!
**[05:07] ---**
Hold it! Are you planning to
kill that chilled out classmate?
**[05:12] ---**
Explosives based on
firearm technology
**[05:14] ---**
developed by political extremists!
**[05:16] ---**
Here we go!
**[05:17] ---**
1\pos(147,38)}Evil*
**[05:22] ---**
Like me?
**[05:26] ---**
I'm smitten.
**[05:30] ---**
I love the way you say that.
**[05:47] ---**
Just what I need!
**[05:50] ---**
You there, traveler.
**[05:57] ---**
You don't plan to
snatch that umbrella, do you?
**[06:07] ---**
Choose one of these three,
and set out on your adventure.
**[06:15] ---**
Wake up! Wake up!
**[06:19] ---**
I give myself to you!
**[06:23] ---**
Are you awake now?
**[06:26] ---**
- What are you doing?
- Reset marathon.
**[06:33] ---**
What? She's conscious!
**[06:36] ---**
Calm down, it's just temporary.
**[06:40] ---**
Her consciousness is still in
Macbeth's miniature garden...
**[06:47] ---**
I'm here to save you!
**[07:01] ---**
Looks like there's a snag.
**[07:04] ---**
Let them have their way for now.
**[07:07] ---**
Yes, our plan is just beginning.
**[07:10] ---**
There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
can become an anime.
**[07:14] ---**
It will all go as our
committee has planned.
**[07:18] ---**
Exactly.
**[07:20] ---**
In any case, we shall
attain supremacy this season.
**[07:43] ---**
Typical...
***SIGN*** *It's over now.
Thank you for watching until the end.*
**[07:45] ---**
This is the end.
**[07:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New series
**[07:55] ---**
Everyone's hippo.
**[07:57] ---**
Hippo... hippo hippo...
**[08:00] ---**
Hippo... I'm starving!
***SIGN*** 1\pos(471,102)}Stomach*
***SIGN*** 1\pos(358,116)}Peek*
**[08:05] ---**
I'm so hungry.
**[08:07] ---**
So hungry... I'm so hungry.
***SIGN*** Bugs
**[08:13] ---**
I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
**[08:18] ---**
Here's a scorpion!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:33] ---**
Damn you!
**[08:35] ---**
Like you scare me!
**[08:38] ---**
That's some fighting spirit.
**[08:40] ---**
Damn you!
**[08:49] ---**
Masashi Super Dry!
**[08:57] ---**
Do you realize what you've done?
**[09:00] ---**
Do you?!
**[09:03] ---**
Eat this cutlet bowl.
**[09:05] ---**
I said eat the cutlet!
**[10:06] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[10:09] ---**
I never get upset.
**[10:13] ---**
Are you upset?
**[10:15] ---**
I'm not upset.
**[10:18] ---**
Are you upset?
**[10:19] ---**
I'm not upset.
***SIGN*** Tasty Pickled Radish
**[10:33] ---**
Are you upset?
**[10:34] ---**
I'm not upset.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:35] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[11:36] ---**
No one in my class knows
that I'm a celebrity idol!
**[11:40] ---**
Things happen, and I'm about
to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
**[11:43] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop Episode 2
"Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[11:52] ---**
Daichi, we're going now.
**[11:58] ---**
*I'm Daichi Taira, just
an average high school student.*
**[12:02] ---**
*My parents are leaving today
for their trip abroad*
**[12:05] ---**
*and I'm gonna have
the time of my life!*
**[12:08] ---**
By the way, Daichi,
try not to bother Sosogu too much.
**[12:13] ---**
Okay, we're off.
**[12:17] ---**
Sosogu?
**[12:20] ---**
Who's that?
**[13:28] ---**
Episode 1:
"You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
**[13:31] ---**
Not!
**[13:40] ---**
- Are you upset?
- No, I'm not.
**[13:45] ---**
- Are you upset!
- I'm not.
**[13:53] ---**
Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
**[13:55] ---**
Beef? Chicken?
**[13:58] ---**
Beef or chicken?
**[14:02] ---**
Beef.
**[14:04] ---**
Your life's been spared.
**[14:10] ---**
I am God!
**[14:12] ---**
I will tell you all you want to know.
***SIGN*** *Wiki CHECK*
**[14:15] ---**
Tell me how much you love me.
**[14:20] ---**
A...whole...lot.
**[14:25] ---**
Oh no! I'm late, I'm late!
**[14:28] ---**
I have to make it!
**[14:32] ---**
I'll be late! Hang in there!
***SIGN*** #1 Encounter By Space Cat Company
**[14:40] ---**
*There is some distortion in this broadcast,
however it is part of the presentation.*
**[14:45] ---**
*Oh no!*
**[14:47] ---**
*I'm late! I'll be late!*
**[14:49] ---**
*I'm Popuko, an average 7th grader
that you'd find anywhere!*
**[14:57] ---**
Watch out!
**[15:02] ---**
Are you okay?
**[15:16] ---**
What's your name?
**[15:20] ---**
I'm me!
**[15:40] ---**
Oh no!
**[15:42] ---**
Late! I'm late!
**[15:47] ---**
My feelings are hurt!
**[15:49] ---**
Huh? My pendant...
**[15:56] ---**
That's mine. Give it back.
**[15:58] ---**
1\pos(392,82.667)}Can I have it back?
- Yes
- No*
**[15:58] ---**
Oh, I get to choose.
**[16:00] ---**
There's only one choice, I guess.
**[16:05] ---**
Nah, I choose No.
**[16:29] ---**
Don't shoot.
**[16:33] ---**
I am Pipimi.
Earth is under attack.
**[16:46] ---**
Don't shoot.
**[16:53] ---**
I can't take it anymore!
**[16:57] ---**
Hold it!
**[16:59] ---**
Are you going to kill
that chilled out classmate?
**[17:01] ---**
Explosives based on
firearm technology
**[17:04] ---**
developed by political extremists!
**[17:06] ---**
Here we go!
**[17:07] ---**
Evil
**[17:12] ---**
Like me?
**[17:16] ---**
I'm smitten.
**[17:20] ---**
I love the way you say that.
**[17:37] ---**
Just what I need.
**[17:40] ---**
You there, traveler.
**[17:48] ---**
You don't plan to
snatch that umbrella, do you?
**[17:57] ---**
Choose one of these three,
and set out on your adventure.
**[18:05] ---**
Wake up! Wake up!
**[18:09] ---**
I give myself to you!
**[18:13] ---**
Are you awake now?
**[18:16] ---**
- What are you doing?
- Reset marathon.
**[18:23] ---**
What? She's conscious!
**[18:26] ---**
Calm down, it's just temporary.
**[18:30] ---**
Her consciousness is still in
Macbeth's miniature garden...
**[18:37] ---**
I'm here to save you!
**[18:51] ---**
Looks like there's a snag.
**[18:54] ---**
Let them have their way for now.
**[18:57] ---**
Yes, our plan is just beginning.
**[19:00] ---**
There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
can become an anime.
**[19:04] ---**
It will all go as our committee
has planned.
**[19:08] ---**
Exactly.
**[19:10] ---**
In any case, we shall
attain supremacy this season.
**[19:30] ---**
Here I go!
**[19:31] ---**
I'm going.
**[19:33] ---**
Typical...
***SIGN*** *It's over now.
Thank you for watching until the end.*
**[19:35] ---**
This is the end.
**[19:43] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[19:45] ---**
Everyone's hippo.
**[19:47] ---**
Hippo... hippo hippo...
**[19:49] ---**
Hippo... I'm starving!
***SIGN*** 1\pos(468.444,123.556)}Stomach*s
**[19:55] ---**
I'm so hungry.
***SIGN*** 1\pos(452.444,136.889)}Peek*
**[19:57] ---**
So hungry... I'm so hungry.
***SIGN*** Bugs
**[20:03] ---**
I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
**[20:08] ---**
Here's a scorpion!
**[20:11] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[20:22] ---**
Damn you, lightning!
**[20:24] ---**
Like you scare me!
**[20:28] ---**
That's some fighting spirit.
**[20:30] ---**
Damn you!
**[20:33] ---**
You're nothing!
**[20:39] ---**
Masashi Super Dry!
**[20:47] ---**
Do you realize what you've done?
**[20:50] ---**
Do you?!
**[20:53] ---**
Eat this cutlet bowl.
**[20:55] ---**
I said eat the cutlet!
**[21:11] ---**
Hello, in this segment
**[21:12] ---**
we poke fun at the stereotypes
to convey the sense that perhaps,
**[21:16] ---**
Parisians really aren't like that.
***SIGN*** We're going to Paris at last! I can't wait.
***SIGN*** I don't know French, will I manage?
**[21:30] ---**
Don't worry, I've a great idea.
***SIGN*** You just have to know the gestures.
***SIGN*** Now that you mention it, they love making gestures.
**[21:56] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[21:59] ---**
I never get upset.
**[22:03] ---**
Are you upset?
**[22:05] ---**
I'm not upset.
**[22:08] ---**
Are you upset?
**[22:10] ---**
I'm not upset.
***SIGN*** Tasty Pickled Radish
**[22:23] ---**
Are you upset?
**[22:24] ---**
I'm not upset.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:25] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:27] ---**
No one in my class knows
that I'm a celebrity idol!
**[23:30] ---**
Things happen, and I'm about
to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
**[23:33] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 2
"Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
**[23:37] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:40] ---**
# E2 - Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6GGQXX56/vanver---a-game-in-another-dimension)
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***SIGN*** *#2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
By Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *A Game in Another Dimension
Vanver*
**[01:45] ---**
Be careful, everyone!
There's the Demon King!
**[01:51] ---**
You have done well to come this far.
I applaud you.
**[01:56] ---**
Master Hero,
let me use my summoning magic!
**[01:59] ---**
Right, I'm counting on you!
**[02:02] ---**
Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
I order you to appear!
**[02:07] ---**
Messenger from across the miles,
Twin Elemental Dragon!
**[02:20] ---**
What's this?
It's not even completed yet!
**[02:23] ---**
It's like they put all their energy into
Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
**[02:29] ---**
I am the Demon King.
**[02:31] ---**
I'm sooo scared.
**[02:32] ---**
Do something!
You're the beast she summoned!
**[02:35] ---**
Shut up, bit part actor.
Your face isn't even drawn in.
**[02:39] ---**
I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
**[02:43] ---**
I completely agree.
**[02:45] ---**
Oh well...
**[02:47] ---**
I hear you're good at impersonating,
Mr. Hero?
**[02:50] ---**
If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
**[02:56] ---**
"H-How you doin'?"
**[03:01] ---**
Huh?
**[03:04] ---**
What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
**[03:07] ---**
Okay, next. Do an impression.
**[03:12] ---**
Do it!
**[03:14] ---**
O-Okay!
**[03:17] ---**
"How you doin'? H-How you doin'?"
**[03:20] ---**
"H-How you doin'?"
**[03:23] ---**
And you get paid for that?
Talk about an easy job.
**[03:27] ---**
I completely agree!
**[03:30] ---**
H-Hey wait. Stop this recording.
**[03:32] ---**
- Stop.
- Right.
**[03:34] ---**
- Mr. Producer, can we see you?
- Yeah, please come.
**[03:38] ---**
I was told about this.
I was, but isn't this a little ridiculous?
**[03:43] ---**
This script is mostly,
"Please ad lib it."
**[03:45] ---**
I wasn't told about doing impressions.
**[03:48] ---**
We thought it might be fun.
**[03:50] ---**
- Fun?!
- Things seemed quiet in the booth.
**[03:53] ---**
I heard only snickers.
**[03:55] ---**
- We're sorry.
- Take this and rewrite it.
**[03:59] ---**
- Lately, the work's been really shoddy.
- I'm sorry.
**[04:02] ---**
- It's the entire industry.
- I'm sorry. Thanks for coming.
**[04:07] ---**
Did you get it?
**[04:24] ---**
Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
**[04:29] ---**
Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
**[04:36] ---**
Zero percent...
**[05:08] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Boo Zoo
**[05:10] ---**
Can't wait to see the panda.
**[05:12] ---**
- A panda!
- So cute!
**[05:14] ---**
- A koala!
- So cute!
**[05:16] ---**
- A panda!
- Saw it.
**[05:17] ---**
- A koala!
- Saw it.
**[05:19] ---**
- A Tasmanian tiger.
- So cute!
**[05:20] ---**
- A wombat.
- So cute.
**[05:22] ---**
- A dingo.
- Don't care.
**[05:23] ---**
- A wallaby.
- So cute.
**[05:25] ---**
- A wombat.
- Saw it.
**[05:26] ---**
- A Tasmanian devil.
- Saw it.
**[05:28] ---**
Not. A Tasmanian devil
hasn't appeared yet.
**[05:31] ---**
Oops.
**[05:40] ---**
- Let's go to the beach.
- Okay!
**[05:45] ---**
- Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
- Can't.
**[05:48] ---**
The set isn't ordered for that,
so we can't.
**[06:14] ---**
No one can beat my smile!
**[06:17] ---**
Oh? Can you beat mine?
***SIGN*** Love Me * Pop Team Epic
**[06:39] ---**
Every day, you totally ignore me
**[06:45] ---**
Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
**[06:51] ---**
You pretend not to notice that I love you
**[06:58] ---**
You are so rude, go take a nap!
**[07:04] ---**
I don't care what your tastes are
**[07:09] ---**
Delve into subculture,
but it's still so fake
**[07:17] ---**
Well, let me show you
my Pop Technique!
**[07:20] ---**
My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
**[07:26] ---**
I'll give you a thrill
you've never experienced
**[07:33] ---**
A unique love like mine
is tantalizing, right?
**[07:39] ---**
I won't let you say
you're not interested
**[07:46] ---**
A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
**[07:49] ---**
Pop Team Epic!
**[08:00] ---**
There's time left,
so let's check our fortunes.
***SIGN*** *°Please use a cell phone
that is equipped with a camera.*
**[08:04] ---**
Time for a screen shot!
**[08:06] ---**
Screen shot!
***SIGN*** *Pop Team Epic
Ridiculous Fortunes*
**[08:22] ---**
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
***SIGN*** *What!?*
**[08:28] ---**
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
***SIGN*** *What!?*
**[08:33] ---**
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
***SIGN*** *What!?*
**[08:41] ---**
Here you go.
**[08:44] ---**
I'll put it on Instagram.
**[08:47] ---**
Don't interrupt.
**[09:02] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[09:05] ---**
Let's play hide-and-seek.
**[09:07] ---**
Sure.
**[09:09] ---**
One...
**[09:11] ---**
Two...
**[09:12] ---**
Three...
**[09:14] ---**
Four...
**[09:15] ---**
Five...
**[09:17] ---**
Ready or not?
***SIGN*** Not yet.
**[09:20] ---**
*Hide-and-seek*
***SIGN*** - Ready or not? - Not yet.
***SIGN*** Ready or not?
**[09:25] ---**
*Decided!*
***SIGN*** Ready... Ready...
***SIGN*** Ready... Rea...
***SIGN*** Ready... Rea...
**[09:34] ---**
Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
**[09:53] ---**
From the shadows of
the lake shore forest...
**[09:56] ---**
- Waking...
- From the shadows of...
**[09:59] ---**
Don't sing over me!
**[10:01] ---**
Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
Hurry, run!
**[10:10] ---**
Say,
**[10:11] ---**
think about what you'll do if
I become an adult tomorrow before you.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:34] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
The manager's sick!
**[11:38] ---**
And at the last minute,
Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
**[11:41] ---**
What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
**[11:43] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
"Daichi is the New Manager?"
**[11:47] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** *#2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *A Game in Another Dimension
Vanver*
**[13:35] ---**
Be careful, everyone!
There's the Demon King!
**[13:42] ---**
You have done well to come this far.
I applaud you.
**[13:46] ---**
Master Hero,
let me use my summoning magic!
**[13:49] ---**
Right, I'm counting on you!
**[13:51] ---**
Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
I order you to appear!
**[13:56] ---**
Messenger from across the miles,
Twin Elemental Dragon!
**[14:10] ---**
What's this?
It's not even completed yet!
**[14:13] ---**
It's like they put all their energy into
Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
**[14:19] ---**
I am the Demon King.
**[14:21] ---**
I'm sooo scared.
**[14:22] ---**
Do something!
You're the beast she summoned!
**[14:25] ---**
Shut up, bit part actor.
Your face isn't even drawn in.
**[14:30] ---**
I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
**[14:33] ---**
I completely agree.
**[14:35] ---**
Oh well...
**[14:37] ---**
Do something fun.
**[14:40] ---**
If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
**[14:44] ---**
O-Okay, I’ll imitate a donkey.
**[14:53] ---**
Huh?
**[14:54] ---**
What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
**[14:58] ---**
Okay, next. Do an impression.
**[15:02] ---**
I mean you!
**[15:04] ---**
O-Okay!
**[15:06] ---**
"Hey you! Yabba dabba doo!"
**[15:09] ---**
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
**[15:13] ---**
And you get paid for that?
Talk about an easy job.
**[15:17] ---**
I completely agree!
**[15:20] ---**
Cut!
**[15:22] ---**
- I can't take this…
- Hey…
**[15:24] ---**
Hey, come in here! Hey!
**[15:27] ---**
Mr. Producer!
**[15:29] ---**
Oh, hello.
**[15:30] ---**
What is with this idiotic anime?
**[15:33] ---**
- Sorry, are you okay?
- This girl...
**[15:36] ---**
She's never done an impersonation!
**[15:38] ---**
Let's go... Let's go home.
**[15:40] ---**
W-Wait…
**[15:41] ---**
Gimme those glasses! You jerk!
Let's go,come on!
**[15:44] ---**
Throw it! Throw!
**[15:47] ---**
- I'm taking this!
- Let's go outside and cool down…
**[15:53] ---**
Did you get it?
**[16:11] ---**
Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
**[16:16] ---**
Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
**[16:23] ---**
Zero percent...
**[16:55] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Boo Zoo
**[16:58] ---**
Can't wait to see the panda.
**[16:59] ---**
- A panda!
- So cute!
**[17:01] ---**
- A koala!
- So cute!
**[17:03] ---**
- A panda!
- Saw it.
**[17:04] ---**
- A koala!
- Saw it.
**[17:06] ---**
- A Tasmanian tiger.
- So cute!
**[17:08] ---**
- A wombat.
- So cute.
**[17:09] ---**
- A dingo.
- Don't care.
**[17:11] ---**
- A wallaby.
- So cute.
**[17:12] ---**
- A wombat.
- Saw it.
**[17:14] ---**
- A Tasmanian devil.
- Saw it.
**[17:15] ---**
Not. A Tasmanian devil
hasn't appeared yet.
**[17:19] ---**
Oops.
**[17:28] ---**
- Let's go to the beach.
- Okay!
**[17:32] ---**
- Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
- Can't.
**[17:35] ---**
The set isn't ordered for that,
so we can't.
**[18:01] ---**
No one can beat my smile!
**[18:04] ---**
Oh? Can you beat mine?
***SIGN*** Love Me * Pop Team Epic
**[18:26] ---**
Every day, you totally ignore me
**[18:32] ---**
Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
**[18:38] ---**
You pretend not to notice that I love you
**[18:45] ---**
You are so rude, go take a nap!
**[18:51] ---**
I don't care what your tastes are
**[18:56] ---**
Delve into subculture,
but it's still so fake
**[19:04] ---**
Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
**[19:07] ---**
My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
**[19:13] ---**
I'll give you a thrill
you've never experienced
**[19:20] ---**
A unique love like mine
is tantalizing, right?
**[19:26] ---**
I won't let you say you're not interested
**[19:33] ---**
A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
**[19:36] ---**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:46] ---**
There's time left,
so let's check our fortunes.
***SIGN*** *°Please use a cell phone
that is equipped with a camera.*
**[19:51] ---**
Time for a screen shot!
**[19:53] ---**
Screen shot!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic Ridiculous Fortunes
**[20:12] ---**
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
***SIGN*** *What!?*
***SIGN*** *What!?*
***SIGN*** *What!?*
**[20:31] ---**
Here you go.
**[20:34] ---**
I'll put it on Instagram.
**[20:37] ---**
Don't interrupt.
**[20:52] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[20:55] ---**
Let's play hide-and-seek.
**[20:57] ---**
Sure.
**[20:59] ---**
One...
**[21:01] ---**
Two...
**[21:02] ---**
Three...
**[21:04] ---**
Four...
**[21:05] ---**
Five...
**[21:07] ---**
Ready or not?
***SIGN*** Not yet.
**[21:10] ---**
*Hide-and-seek*
***SIGN*** - Ready or not? - Not yet.
***SIGN*** Ready or not?
**[21:16] ---**
*Decided!*
***SIGN*** Ready... Ready...
**[21:24] ---**
Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
**[21:43] ---**
From the shadows of
the lake shore forest...
**[21:46] ---**
- Waking...
- From the shadows of...
**[21:49] ---**
Don't sing over me!
**[21:51] ---**
Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
Hurry, run!
**[22:00] ---**
Say,
**[22:01] ---**
think about what you'll do if
I become an adult tomorrow before you.
**[23:23] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
The manager's sick!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:27] ---**
And at the last minute,
Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
**[23:31] ---**
What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
**[23:33] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
"Daichi is the New Manager?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:39] ---**
# E3 - The Documentary
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6JQGGGXR/the-documentary)
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**[00:04] ---**
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[00:08] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[00:10] ---**
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
***SIGN*** *Peer Gynt "Morning"*
***SIGN*** Ahh, I slept so well.
***SIGN*** Oh my...
**[02:11] ---**
You! You! You!
**[02:13] ---**
You! You! You!
***SIGN*** #3 "The Documentary"
**[02:16] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[02:23] ---**
*The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[02:32] ---**
*X Day of X Month
A Certain Live Music Club in Tokyo*
**[02:41] ---**
*Idol Producer PipiP...*
***SIGN*** PipiP
**[02:44] ---**
*PipiP has sent numerous
performers out into the world.*
**[02:49] ---**
*The focus of her efforts right now,*
**[02:52] ---**
*is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
***SIGN*** Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
**[02:56] ---**
Hey! Not you again!
**[02:58] ---**
- Give us a break!
- Enough, get off the stage!
**[03:02] ---**
Hey!
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with
the Tame Monkeys*
**[03:08] ---**
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
**[03:11] ---**
We're idols!
Don't you know that?!
**[03:15] ---**
Tell her too, Producer!
**[03:20] ---**
Pop-chin, I think you should
lose the cigarettes.
**[03:30] ---**
Oh, good girl!
You're special, after all.
**[03:34] ---**
Err...
**[03:39] ---**
A light! Give her a light!
**[03:41] ---**
- Yes!
- Right!
**[03:45] ---**
Huh? Who're you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
**[03:49] ---**
Pop-chan, it's for television.
They're doing a story.
**[03:55] ---**
I'm going to do my best again today!
**[03:59] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[04:03] ---**
*Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?*
**[04:08] ---**
She's a vessel who will
reach the pinnacle.
**[04:25] ---**
If you wanna get it,
come at me now!
**[04:30] ---**
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
**[04:36] ---**
*In her search to find the best
counterbalance for her star*
**[04:41] ---**
*she kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.*
**[04:45] ---**
*However, try as she might,
PipiP was not satisfied with any of them.*
**[04:52] ---**
*Finally, PipiP came to a certain conclusion.*
***SIGN*** *The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins*
**[05:00] ---**
*What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?*
**[05:13] ---**
*And the plan was put into action.*
**[05:18] ---**
*Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.*
**[05:25] ---**
*In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.*
**[05:43] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[05:50] ---**
*Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?*
**[05:54] ---**
I guess you could say that.
***SIGN*** *The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[06:13] ---**
*The End*
**[06:24] ---**
It's over. Throw in the towel!
**[06:27] ---**
Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
**[06:40] ---**
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
**[06:43] ---**
Yeah, it'll camouflage
the color of blood.
**[06:48] ---**
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
**[06:52] ---**
Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
**[06:59] ---**
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
**[07:01] ---**
- I know a cool job.
- Oh tell me! Tell me!
**[07:05] ---**
Okay, you get paid in advance.
**[07:09] ---**
Yay!
**[07:15] ---**
- Here's the list.
- For what?
**[07:17] ---**
- Do it.
- Do what?
**[07:20] ---**
Do it.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:18] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[08:22] ---**
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
**[08:26] ---**
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
**[08:39] ---**
What?
**[08:45] ---**
It was bigger than I thought.
**[08:53] ---**
What're you doing?
**[08:56] ---**
Listen to what happened...
**[08:59] ---**
I was walking
along the road when...
**[09:01] ---**
The ground fell out from under me.
**[09:07] ---**
How could that happen?
**[09:08] ---**
It did!
**[09:14] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New Series)**
**[09:17] ---**
I love the samba!
**[09:19] ---**
Oh, mambo!
**[09:22] ---**
Hey...
***SIGN*** Samba Master
**[09:27] ---**
My casual mambo hurt
the samba master.
**[09:31] ---**
Olé!
***SIGN*** Flamenco Master
**[09:36] ---**
My casual olé hurt
the flamenco master.
**[09:40] ---**
And this bonded
the two wounded masters!
**[09:47] ---**
A letter came today.
**[09:52] ---**
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
**[09:56] ---**
Please challenge yourselves
with more original content.
**[10:03] ---**
That really hit me, right here.
**[10:07] ---**
Gotcha!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, how cute!
**[10:19] ---**
Nah, on closer inspection...
It's really irritating!
**[10:27] ---**
Your life will end in 30 minutes.
***SIGN*** *Preview*
**[11:34] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[11:36] ---**
I'm in an audition against
Devil Volcano!
**[11:39] ---**
Daichi and I are going to
rehearse all alone?!
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[11:44] ---**
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[11:47] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[11:54] ---**
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[11:58] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[12:00] ---**
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
***SIGN*** *Peer Gynt "Morning"*
**[13:52] ---**
Ahh, I slept so well.
**[13:57] ---**
Oh my...
**[14:01] ---**
You! You! You!
**[14:03] ---**
You! You! You!
***SIGN*** #3 "The Documentary"
***SIGN*** By Space Cat Company
**[14:13] ---**
*The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[14:22] ---**
*X Day of X Month
A Certain Live Music Club in the City*
**[14:31] ---**
*Idol Producer PipiP...*
***SIGN*** PipiP
**[14:34] ---**
*PipiP has sent numerous
performers out into the world.*
**[14:39] ---**
*The focus of her efforts right now,*
**[14:42] ---**
*is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with
the Tame Monkeys*
**[14:46] ---**
Hey! Not you again!
**[14:48] ---**
- Give us a break!
- Enough, get off the stage!
**[14:52] ---**
Hey!
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
**[14:58] ---**
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
**[15:02] ---**
We're idols!
Don't you know that?!
**[15:05] ---**
Tell her too, Producer!
**[15:10] ---**
Pop-chin,
I think you should lose the cigarettes.
**[15:20] ---**
Oh, good girl!
You're special, after all.
**[15:29] ---**
A light! Give her a light!
**[15:31] ---**
-Yes!
- Right!
**[15:35] ---**
Huh? Who're you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
**[15:39] ---**
Pop-chan, it's for television.
They're doing a story.
**[15:45] ---**
I'm going to do my best again today!
**[15:49] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[15:53] ---**
*Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?*
**[15:58] ---**
She's an essel-v who will
reach the innacle-p.
**[16:15] ---**
If you wanna get it,
come at me now!
**[16:20] ---**
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
**[16:26] ---**
*In his search to find the best
counterbalance for his star*
**[16:31] ---**
*he kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.*
**[16:35] ---**
*However, try as he might,
he was not satisfied.*
**[16:42] ---**
*Finally, PipiP found a solution.*
***SIGN*** *The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins*
**[16:50] ---**
*What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?*
**[17:03] ---**
*And the plan was put into action.*
**[17:08] ---**
*Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.*
**[17:15] ---**
*In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.*
***SIGN*** *We asked PipiP.*
**[17:40] ---**
*Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?*
**[17:44] ---**
I guess you could say that.
***SIGN*** *The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[18:03] ---**
*The End*
**[18:14] ---**
It’s over. Throw in the towel!
**[18:17] ---**
Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
**[18:30] ---**
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah, it'll camouflage
the color of blood.
**[18:38] ---**
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
**[18:42] ---**
Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
**[18:49] ---**
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
**[18:51] ---**
- I know a cool job.
- Oh tell me! Tell me!
**[18:55] ---**
Okay, you get paid in advance.
**[18:58] ---**
Yay!
**[19:05] ---**
- Here's the list.
- For what?
**[19:07] ---**
- Do it.
- Do what?
**[19:10] ---**
Do it.
***SIGN*** French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
***SIGN*** They're even better in France.
***SIGN*** Here... Popuko discovers baguettes.
***SIGN*** French baguettes are so good!
***SIGN*** Let's buy some for later.
***SIGN*** So many! It's awesome!
***SIGN*** I can't live without these!
***SIGN*** Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[20:09] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[20:12] ---**
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
**[20:16] ---**
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
**[20:29] ---**
What?
**[20:35] ---**
It was bigger than I thought.
**[20:43] ---**
What're you doing?
**[20:46] ---**
Listen to what happened...
**[20:49] ---**
I was walking along the road when...
**[20:52] ---**
The ground fell out from under me.
**[20:57] ---**
How could that happen?
**[20:58] ---**
It did!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[21:04] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[21:07] ---**
I love the samba!
**[21:09] ---**
Oh, mambo!
**[21:12] ---**
Hey...
***SIGN*** Samba Master
**[21:17] ---**
My casual mambo hurt
the samba master.
**[21:21] ---**
Olé!
***SIGN*** Flamenco Master
**[21:26] ---**
My casual olé hurt
the master teacher.
**[21:30] ---**
And this bonded
the two wounded masters!
**[21:38] ---**
A letter came today.
**[21:42] ---**
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
**[21:47] ---**
Please challenge yourselves
with more original content.
**[21:53] ---**
That really hit me, right here.
**[21:57] ---**
Gotcha!
**[22:07] ---**
Oh, how cute!
**[22:09] ---**
Nah, on closer inspection...
It's really irritating!
**[22:18] ---**
Your life will end in 30 minutes.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:24] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:26] ---**
I'm in an audition against
Devil Volcano!
**[23:29] ---**
Daichi and I are going to
rehearse all alone?!
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[23:34] ---**
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[23:37] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
# E4 - SWGP 2018
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZXNG7ZR/swgp-2018)
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**[00:01] ---**
**[00:03] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[00:03] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Series**
**[00:05] ---**
Weeheeheeehee
**[00:06] ---**
Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
**[00:06] ---**
Self-mummification
**[00:08] ---**
I have... It's so much fun.
**[00:09] ---**
Weeheeeheepic
**[00:11] ---**
Then why're you alive?!
**[00:12] ---**
Who is this old guy?!
**[00:14] ---**
Don't try keeping up
with young people. It's uncool.
**[00:17] ---**
Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
**[00:20] ---**
Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
**[00:22] ---**
Unpleasant.
**[00:24] ---**
Weeheeheeheepic
**[00:24] ---**
Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
**[00:31] ---**
Say something!
**[02:06] ---**
*#4
SWGP 2018*
**[02:06] ---**
*By Space Cat Company*
**[02:20] ---**
I prepared as well I could.
Just enjoy the ride now.
**[02:23] ---**
Coach...
**[02:27] ---**
Here we go,
this is the race of the century.
**[02:30] ---**
The world's daredevils have come
to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
**[02:35] ---**
I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
**[02:37] ---**
Along with me, John K.
**[02:42] ---**
Cool running!
**[02:46] ---**
All the racers are safely out the gate.
**[02:49] ---**
We're coming to the first turn.
**[02:50] ---**
Cool running...
**[03:00] ---**
What? Were you abandoned?
**[03:08] ---**
Cool!
**[03:09] ---**
Ever heard of the Skeleton?
**[03:12] ---**
Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
**[03:15] ---**
Then I must try it!
**[03:21] ---**
The race is coming to a climax.
**[03:24] ---**
Hit and interfere!
**[03:26] ---**
It's the death course where anything goes!
**[03:29] ---**
That's why it's the most dangerous
sport in the world!
**[03:33] ---**
Now who will be left standing?
**[03:36] ---**
Hey, there's a racer
leaving the pack!
**[03:40] ---**
Haha!
At this rate, the rest will be history!
**[03:43] ---**
You left trash, so I picked it up.
**[03:46] ---**
I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
**[03:50] ---**
Oh no, he blew himself up!
**[03:55] ---**
The rest of the racers are
picking up speed!
**[04:00] ---**
Get out of the way!
**[04:02] ---**
- What?!
- Boys...
**[04:03] ---**
- A family of penguins!
- Be careful now.
**[04:10] ---**
Oh, something terrible has happened!
**[04:14] ---**
I hope the penguins are safe.
**[04:17] ---**
Okay, back to the race.
Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
**[04:21] ---**
Wait! There's another racer
who jumps into the lead!
**[04:25] ---**
Whoosh
**[04:26] ---**
The "R" in GTR stands for
the legend who is invincible!
**[04:30] ---**
Is this it for Popuko?
**[04:33] ---**
H-Hold it. Look at that?
**[04:35] ---**
Yay!
**[04:38] ---**
It's Coach Pipimi!
Look at her go!
**[04:43] ---**
Coach Pipimi's
super turbo engine and sharp tip,
**[04:45] ---**
That's right, turbo.
**[04:47] ---**
is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
**[04:48] ---**
Yup, sharp.
**[04:49] ---**
Totally ideal.
**[04:51] ---**
worthy of being known as
the mad dog of the circuit.
**[04:52] ---**
Woof, woof.
**[04:54] ---**
And when we merge,
our speed doubles.
**[04:59] ---**
*You got boost power!*
**[05:01] ---**
What?
How can they do that me, the GTR?!
**[05:05] ---**
Popuko blasts GTR!
**[05:11] ---**
The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
**[05:14] ---**
The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
**[05:20] ---**
Hey, what's this?
**[05:21] ---**
According to a report
we just received...
**[05:24] ---**
Suspicion of drug use has arisen
over Popuko's unusual behavior.
**[05:32] ---**
What?!
It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
**[05:36] ---**
Oh well, now that it's out, it's over!
**[05:38] ---**
Ca-chunk! Ca-chunk!
**[05:51] ---**
Corner me to the wall!
**[05:53] ---**
Okay, crunch, crunch!
**[05:58] ---**
Here we go.
**[06:16] ---**
A save point!
**[06:21] ---**
What's the matter?
**[06:25] ---**
There's the boss!
**[06:28] ---**
*Pop Team Epic Factoid
Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.*
**[06:37] ---**
I am the Demon King that rules
over 7 seas and 5 continents!
**[06:42] ---**
I will breed fear in man...
**[06:43] ---**
Master! The throne is broken,
so I have an ottoman instead!
**[06:48] ---**
What? Broken?
**[06:50] ---**
Squish... <3
**[06:53] ---**
Oh, this is great!
I don't want to move.
**[06:58] ---**
Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
**[07:38] ---**
So good
**[07:40] ---**
It's a rip-off
**[07:42] ---**
Popukoooo
**[07:42] ---**
So cute
**[07:43] ---**
Yeah, get out
**[07:45] ---**
Get lost, haters
**[07:46] ---**
Mods aren't doing their job
**[07:46] ---**
Too creepy
**[07:48] ---**
LOL she's flying
**[07:48] ---**
What are they even parodying?
**[08:04] ---**
Hell Southern Cross
**[08:51] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[08:51] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New series**
**[08:53] ---**
Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
**[08:57] ---**
Go home!
**[08:58] ---**
I'm a cat.
**[09:00] ---**
Meow, meow.
**[09:02] ---**
Meow, meow-meow.
**[09:07] ---**
Go home!
**[09:10] ---**
Go home!
**[09:13] ---**
Can't fool her, huh?
**[09:16] ---**
Go home!
**[09:19] ---**
Go home!
**[09:25] ---**
Oops!
**[09:30] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[09:35] ---**
Yay!
**[09:39] ---**
A time paradox has occurred.
**[09:41] ---**
Popuko, you must not change the future!
**[09:48] ---**
I've become evil.
**[09:51] ---**
Revive with friendship power!
**[09:53] ---**
- Noooo!
- There, there.
**[10:11] ---**
I am Mary. I am right
in front of your house.
**[10:18] ---**
Where are you?!
**[10:25] ---**
I am Mary.
**[10:27] ---**
- Where are you?!
- At the station...
**[10:28] ---**
Don't you run away!
**[11:31] ---**
Hi, I'm Shizuku!
***SIGN*** *Preview*
**[11:32] ---**
Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
**[11:35] ---**
She filled my mind,
and I ended up failing all my courses!
***SIGN*** Royal Straight Flush
of Failing Grades
**[11:39] ---**
Just because you're tutoring me,
doesn't mean I think you're cool!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
"Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[11:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[11:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New series**
**[11:55] ---**
Weeheeheehee
**[11:56] ---**
Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
**[11:56] ---**
Weeheeheeehee
**[11:58] ---**
I have... It's so much fun.
**[11:59] ---**
Weeheeheeheepic
**[12:01] ---**
Then why're you alive?!
**[12:03] ---**
Who is this old guy?!
**[12:04] ---**
Don't try keeping up
with young people. It's uncool.
**[12:07] ---**
Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
**[12:10] ---**
Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
**[12:12] ---**
Unpleasant.
**[12:14] ---**
Weeheeheeheepic
**[12:14] ---**
Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
**[12:21] ---**
Say something!
**[13:56] ---**
a6\i1}#4
SWGP 2018*
**[13:56] ---**
*By Space Cat Company*
**[14:10] ---**
I prepared as well I could.
Just enjoy the ride now.
**[14:13] ---**
Coach...
**[14:17] ---**
Here we go,
this is the race of the century.
**[14:20] ---**
The world's daredevils have come
to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
**[14:25] ---**
I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
**[14:27] ---**
Along with me, John K.
**[14:32] ---**
Cool running!
**[14:36] ---**
All the racers are safely out the gate.
**[14:39] ---**
We're coming to the first turn.
**[14:51] ---**
What? Were you abandoned?
**[14:57] ---**
Cool!
**[14:59] ---**
Ever heard of the Skeleton?
**[15:02] ---**
Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
**[15:05] ---**
Then I must try it!
**[15:11] ---**
The race is coming to a climax.
**[15:14] ---**
Hit and interfere!
**[15:16] ---**
It's the death course where anything goes!
**[15:19] ---**
That's why it's the most dangerous
sport in the world!
**[15:23] ---**
Now who will be left standing?
**[15:26] ---**
Hey, there's a racer leaving the pack!
**[15:30] ---**
Haha! At this rate,
the rest will be history!
**[15:33] ---**
You left trash, so I picked it up.
**[15:36] ---**
I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
**[15:41] ---**
Oh no, he blew himself up!
**[15:45] ---**
The rest of the racers are
picking up speed!
**[15:50] ---**
Get out of the way!
**[15:52] ---**
- What?!
- Boys...
**[15:53] ---**
- A family of penguins!
- Be careful now.
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, something terrible has happened!
**[16:04] ---**
I hope the penguins are safe.
**[16:07] ---**
Okay, back to the race.
Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
**[16:11] ---**
Wait! There's another racer
who jumps into the lead!
**[16:15] ---**
Whoosh
**[16:16] ---**
The "R" in GTR stands for
the legend who is invincible!
**[16:20] ---**
Is this it for Popuko?
**[16:23] ---**
H-Hold it. Look at that?
**[16:28] ---**
It's Coach Pipimi!
Look at her go!
**[16:33] ---**
Coach Pipimi's
super turbo engine and sharp tip,
**[16:37] ---**
is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
**[16:41] ---**
worthy of being known as
the mad dog of the circuit.
**[16:44] ---**
Popuko, time to merge! Change!
**[16:49] ---**
Boost power!
**[16:51] ---**
What?
How can they do that me, the GTR?!
**[16:55] ---**
Popuko blasts GTR!
**[17:01] ---**
The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
**[17:04] ---**
The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
**[17:10] ---**
Hey, what's this?
**[17:11] ---**
According to a report
we just received...
**[17:14] ---**
Suspicion of drug use has arisen
over Popuko's unusual behavior.
**[17:22] ---**
What?!
It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
**[17:26] ---**
Oh well, now that it's out, baby...!
**[17:29] ---**
Max Docking!
**[17:41] ---**
Corner me to the wall!
**[17:43] ---**
Okay.
**[18:06] ---**
A save point!
**[18:15] ---**
There's the boss.
**[18:18] ---**
*Pop Team Epic Factoid
Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.*
**[18:27] ---**
I am the Demon King that rules
over 7 seas and 5 continents!
**[18:32] ---**
I will breed fear in man...
**[18:34] ---**
Master! The throne is broken,
so I have an ottoman instead!
**[18:40] ---**
Squish... <3
**[18:42] ---**
Oh, this is great!
I don't want to move.
**[18:48] ---**
Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
**[19:28] ---**
So good
**[19:30] ---**
It's a rip-off
**[19:32] ---**
Popukoooo
**[19:33] ---**
So cute
**[19:34] ---**
Yeah, get out
**[19:35] ---**
Get lost, haters
**[19:36] ---**
Mods aren't doing their job
**[19:37] ---**
Too creepy
**[19:38] ---**
LOL she's flying
**[19:39] ---**
What are they even parodying?
**[19:55] ---**
Hell Southern Cross
**[20:41] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[20:41] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Series**
**[20:43] ---**
Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
**[20:47] ---**
Go home!
**[20:48] ---**
I'm a cat.
**[20:50] ---**
Meow, meow.
**[20:53] ---**
Meow, meow-meow.
**[20:57] ---**
Go home!
**[21:01] ---**
Go home!
**[21:03] ---**
Can't fool her, huh?
**[21:06] ---**
Go home!
**[21:09] ---**
Go home!
**[21:15] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:20] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[21:25] ---**
Yay!
**[21:29] ---**
A time paradox has occurred!
**[21:31] ---**
Popuko, you must not change the future!
**[21:38] ---**
I've become evil.
**[21:41] ---**
Revive with friendship power!
**[22:01] ---**
I am Mary. I am right
in front of your house.
**[22:06] ---**
Where are you?!
**[22:15] ---**
I am Mary.
**[22:17] ---**
- Where are you?!
- At the station...
**[22:19] ---**
Don't you run away!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:21] ---**
Hi, I'm Shizuku!
**[23:22] ---**
Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
**[23:25] ---**
She filled my mind, and I ended up
failing all my courses!
***SIGN*** Royal Straight Flush
of Failing Grades
**[23:29] ---**
Just because you're tutoring me,
doesn't mean I think you're cool!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
"Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
# E5 - Donca * Sis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G619MME1Y/donca--sis)
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***SIGN*** Due to the mature nature of this corner,
the image has been expeditiously switched.
**[01:54] ---**
#5 Donca * Sis
**[01:54] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[01:58] ---**
*Say, Mom...*
**[02:00] ---**
*Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?*
**[02:04] ---**
*Well, I found it too.*
***SIGN*** Donca ° Sis
Don't call me your sister!
**[02:17] ---**
*My name is Iyo Sakuragi
and I'm 16 years old.*
**[02:21] ---**
*I'm a first-year at
St. Culture Academy.*
**[02:26] ---**
A step mom...
**[02:31] ---**
Hey there, first-year!
**[02:35] ---**
Toss me the ball, will you?
**[02:37] ---**
It's Hojo-senpai!
**[02:40] ---**
S-Sure!
**[02:44] ---**
Thanks...
**[02:46] ---**
Ack, Senpai!
**[02:47] ---**
You are way too cool!
**[02:51] ---**
*Hojo-senpai...*
**[02:52] ---**
*soccer team captain,
top scholar and class president...*
**[02:58] ---**
*and the one I love.*
**[03:03] ---**
*That's right... I wonder what
Dad's new wife is like.*
**[03:12] ---**
Here we are!
**[03:15] ---**
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
**[03:19] ---**
H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
**[03:23] ---**
Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
**[03:27] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[03:29] ---**
Y-You're that first-year!
**[03:42] ---**
U-Um, Senpai...
**[03:45] ---**
Not Senpai.
**[03:47] ---**
We're siblings now, Iyo.
**[03:52] ---**
*No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!*
**[03:59] ---**
*And so began my new life with
Hojo-senpai and my step mom.*
**[04:06] ---**
*It was a life of constant hardship.*
**[04:11] ---**
*Dad and Mom didn't work, and
spent all day at the pachinko parlor.*
**[04:18] ---**
*I couldn't study because they'd do
puppet shows from the window.*
**[04:26] ---**
*I couldn't sleep because
of their Gundam motion dancing.*
**[04:34] ---**
*I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.*
**[04:38] ---**
*I was at my limit...*
**[04:41] ---**
*But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.*
**[04:47] ---**
*That is...until that day.*
**[04:51] ---**
How we spend the
household money is up to us!
**[04:54] ---**
Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
**[04:59] ---**
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
**[05:02] ---**
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
**[05:05] ---**
- I can't take it anymore!
- Iyo!
**[05:06] ---**
You can...!
**[05:08] ---**
You can just...!
**[05:09] ---**
Iyo, stop!
**[05:17] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[05:19] ---**
For my sake... Don't this do, Iyo.
**[05:24] ---**
If they take you way, I...
**[05:28] ---**
Senpai, are you saying...?
**[05:31] ---**
Yeah, I...
**[05:35] ---**
love you, Iyo!
**[05:36] ---**
Senpai!
**[05:38] ---**
I'm so happy.
**[05:41] ---**
So stop calling me Senpai.
***SIGN*** Five Years Later
**[05:54] ---**
And Senpai and I got married.
**[05:59] ---**
I gave birth to
adorable twins this year.
**[06:02] ---**
We went through a lot, but...
**[06:05] ---**
Right now,
life couldn't be better for us!
**[06:16] ---**
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
**[06:19] ---**
Here goes.
***SIGN*** Pipimi
14/F.
Tall.
**[06:24] ---**
Clock starts when speed is set...
**[06:26] ---**
It's over.
***SIGN*** Home Run
**[06:27] ---**
It took 7.11 seconds.
**[06:29] ---**
Okay, about his performance.
**[06:32] ---**
Did he have to take this
so seriously?
**[06:37] ---**
That's all. Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:52] ---**
*Pop Team Cooking*
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:57] ---**
- Pop Team
- Cooking
**[07:00] ---**
Here's this week's recommendation.
**[07:06] ---**
Simmering.
**[07:10] ---**
And here's...the finished dish!
***SIGN*** This week's recommendation
"Simmering"
***SIGN*** The End
**[07:15] ---**
Tune in again...next week!
**[07:25] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Travelululu Japan
**[07:27] ---**
What's our next vacation?
**[07:31] ---**
Go to the outlet stores.
**[07:34] ---**
Oh look, a supporting role character.
**[07:37] ---**
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
**[07:39] ---**
Once there, go straight
to the pet shop.
***SIGN*** Birds Section
**[07:44] ---**
Then...
you heroes can figure it out, right?
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
Delicious / Nutritious
**[07:52] ---**
Go yourself.
**[07:57] ---**
Can you say
the 3x multiplication table?
**[07:59] ---**
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
**[08:02] ---**
Three three's three.
**[08:03] ---**
- Three three's?
- Three!
**[08:09] ---**
I'm the type that longs
for good strokes.
**[08:15] ---**
- Good girl.
- Oh yeah...
**[08:24] ---**
Marilyn Monroe...
**[08:27] ---**
Marilyn Monroe...
**[08:32] ---**
Marilyn Monroe!
**[08:36] ---**
Marilyn Monroe...
**[08:47] ---**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Ten minutes earlier
**[08:55] ---**
I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
you die.
**[08:58] ---**
- This is 99.
- Oh, it stopped?
**[09:01] ---**
I'll just self-destruct.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[09:14] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[09:17] ---**
- Sorry, did you wait long?
- No, just got here.
**[09:20] ---**
- Will we make the movie?
- Don't worry.
**[09:25] ---**
- Hey, what're you looking at?
- Huh?
**[09:28] ---**
I said, what're you looking at?!
**[09:31] ---**
Wanna die, you bastard?
**[09:34] ---**
I'm not looking.
**[09:35] ---**
- You are!
- You're looking!
**[09:37] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[09:38] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[09:40] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[09:42] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
***SIGN*** Not looking
**[09:43] ---**
I'm not.
**[09:48] ---**
Here's an impression of M**key!
**[09:50] ---**
You're asking for death.
**[09:52] ---**
Gosh! #$%&! Stop!
**[09:54] ---**
Heh heh! Hey!
**[09:56] ---**
Uh? Aw, #$%&ing stop!
**[09:59] ---**
Oh! Huh! Heiee!
**[10:01] ---**
#$%&ing stop!
**[10:03] ---**
Uh, uh... Uh...
**[10:07] ---**
M**key doesn't snort when he laughs.
**[10:14] ---**
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
**[10:18] ---**
Must hurry, must hurry!
**[10:20] ---**
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
**[10:23] ---**
Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
**[10:28] ---**
Wait, wait!
**[10:29] ---**
Wait, wait.
**[10:34] ---**
Wait!
**[10:39] ---**
Wait, I said!
**[10:43] ---**
Hey!
**[11:34] ---**
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:36] ---**
What? Daichi and I are close?
**[11:39] ---**
Does that bother you?
**[11:41] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
"Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Repeat broadcast
***SIGN*** Due to the mature nature of this corner,
the image has been expeditiously switched.
**[13:44] ---**
#5 Donca * Sis
**[13:44] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[13:48] ---**
*Say, Mom...*
**[13:50] ---**
*Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?*
**[13:54] ---**
*Well, I found it too.*
***SIGN*** Donca ° Sis
Don't call me your sister!
**[14:07] ---**
*My name is Iyo Sakuragi
and I'm 16 years old.*
**[14:11] ---**
*I'm a first-year at
St. Culture Academy.*
**[14:16] ---**
A step mom...
**[14:22] ---**
Hey there, first-year!
**[14:25] ---**
Toss me the ball, will you?
**[14:27] ---**
It's Hojo-senpai!
**[14:30] ---**
S-Sure!
**[14:34] ---**
Thanks...
**[14:36] ---**
Acck, Senpai!
**[14:37] ---**
You are way too cool!
**[14:41] ---**
*Hojo-senpai...*
**[14:42] ---**
*soccer team captain,
top scholar and class president...*
**[14:48] ---**
*and the one I love.*
**[14:53] ---**
*That's right... I wonder what
Dad's new wife is like.*
**[15:02] ---**
Here we are!
**[15:05] ---**
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
**[15:09] ---**
H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
**[15:13] ---**
Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
**[15:17] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[15:19] ---**
Y-You're that first-year!
**[15:24] ---**
That's a mackerel.
**[15:26] ---**
That's a mackerel.
**[15:32] ---**
U-Um, Senpai...
**[15:35] ---**
Not Senpai.
**[15:37] ---**
We're siblings now, Iyo.
**[15:42] ---**
*No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!*
**[15:49] ---**
*And so began my new life with
Hojo-senpai and my step mom.*
**[15:56] ---**
*It was a life of constant hardship.*
**[16:01] ---**
*Dad and Mom didn't work, and
spent all day at the pachinko parlor.*
**[16:01] ---**
All right, you got this.
**[16:03] ---**
Yeah, leave it to me.
**[16:07] ---**
I am Fuguriman!
**[16:08] ---**
*I couldn't study because they'd do
puppet shows from the window.*
**[16:09] ---**
You shall marry Fuguriman!
**[16:14] ---**
I'm the SGGK of the night.
**[16:16] ---**
*I couldn't sleep because
of their Gundam motion dancing.*
**[16:16] ---**
SGGK! Check it, yo! SGGK!
**[16:24] ---**
*I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.*
**[16:28] ---**
*I was at my limit...*
**[16:31] ---**
*But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.*
**[16:37] ---**
That is...until that day.
**[16:41] ---**
How we spend the
household money is up to us!
**[16:44] ---**
Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
**[16:49] ---**
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
**[16:52] ---**
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
**[16:55] ---**
- I can't take it anymore!
- Iyo!
**[16:56] ---**
You can...!
**[16:58] ---**
You can just...!
**[16:59] ---**
Iyo, stop!
**[17:07] ---**
Pa, pa, pa… Chin, chin, chin…
**[17:07] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[17:09] ---**
For my sake... Don't this do, Iyo.
**[17:14] ---**
If they take you way, I...
**[17:18] ---**
Senpai, are you saying...?
**[17:22] ---**
Yeah, I...
**[17:25] ---**
love you, Iyo!
**[17:26] ---**
Senpai! I'm so happy.
**[17:31] ---**
So stop calling me Senpai.
***SIGN*** *Five Years Later*
**[17:44] ---**
And Senpai and I got married.
**[17:49] ---**
I gave birth to
adorable twins this year.
**[17:52] ---**
We went through a lot, but...
**[17:55] ---**
Right now,
life couldn't be better for us!
**[18:06] ---**
Okay, get set, go.
**[18:08] ---**
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
**[18:12] ---**
Here goes.
***SIGN*** Pipimi
14/F.
Tall.
**[18:15] ---**
Ping!
**[18:17] ---**
Clock starts when... It's over.
***SIGN*** Home Run
**[18:19] ---**
It took 7.11 seconds.
**[18:22] ---**
Okay, about his performance.
**[18:24] ---**
Did he have to take this
so seriously?
**[18:29] ---**
That's all. Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:42] ---**
Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:47] ---**
- Pop Team
- Cooking.
**[18:50] ---**
Here's this week's recommendation.
**[18:54] ---**
Did I wash my hands, you ask?
Wash your body too, guys.
**[18:57] ---**
Okay, simmering.
**[19:00] ---**
And here's...the finished dish!
***SIGN*** This week's recommendation
"Simmering"
***SIGN*** The End
**[19:05] ---**
Tune in again...next week!
**[19:15] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Travelululu Japan
**[19:17] ---**
What's our next vacation?
**[19:21] ---**
Go to the outlet stores.
**[19:24] ---**
Oh look, a supporting role character.
**[19:27] ---**
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
**[19:29] ---**
Once there, go straight
to the pet shop.
***SIGN*** Birds Section
**[19:34] ---**
Then...
you heroes can figure it out, right?
**[19:36] ---**
*Owl Feed
Delicious and Nutritious*
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
Delicious / Nutritious
**[19:42] ---**
Go yourself.
**[19:47] ---**
Can you say
the 3x multiplication table?
**[19:50] ---**
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
**[19:52] ---**
Three three's three.
**[19:53] ---**
- Three three's?
- Three!
**[19:59] ---**
I'm the type that longs
for good strokes.
**[20:05] ---**
- Good girl.
- Oh yeah...
**[20:12] ---**
- Here's where it gets long.
- Sure is long.
**[20:15] ---**
- Not only the neck, the interaction too.
- Really long.
**[20:18] ---**
It's like the opening of that
detective show from the 90s.
**[20:20] ---**
They should put the producer's name
in this blank here.
***SIGN*** Planning ° Producer
Kotaro Sudo
**[20:24] ---**
- Maybe they'll add captions when it airs.
- Maybe.
***SIGN*** Planning ° Producer
Kotaro Sudo
**[20:36] ---**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Ten minutes earlier
**[20:45] ---**
I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
you die.
**[20:48] ---**
- This is 99.
- Oh, it stopped?
**[20:50] ---**
I'll just self-destruct.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[21:04] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[21:07] ---**
- Sorry, did you wait long?
- No, just got here.
**[21:10] ---**
- Will we make the movie?
- Don't worry.
**[21:15] ---**
- Hey, what're you looking at?
- Huh?
**[21:18] ---**
I said, what're you looking at?!
**[21:21] ---**
Wanna die, you bastard?
**[21:24] ---**
I'm not looking.
**[21:25] ---**
- You are!
- You're looking!
**[21:27] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:28] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:30] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:32] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:33] ---**
I'm not.
**[21:37] ---**
Here's an impression of Mi**ey!
**[21:40] ---**
You're asking for death.
**[21:42] ---**
Haha, #$%&ing stop it.
**[21:45] ---**
Haha, hey!
**[21:47] ---**
Ahahah, oh... #$%&! There!
**[21:50] ---**
Eheheh... #$%&!
**[21:57] ---**
M**key doesn't snort when he laughs.
**[22:05] ---**
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
**[22:10] ---**
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
**[22:10] ---**
*Get your motor ramen.*
**[22:13] ---**
Wait, wait!
**[22:14] ---**
*Comes with free rice.*
**[22:16] ---**
Wait! Wait, wait!
**[22:17] ---**
*Lookin' for a ramen.*
**[22:18] ---**
Wait! Wait!
**[22:20] ---**
Wait!
**[22:21] ---**
*And the shop comes our way.*
**[22:23] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[22:24] ---**
*Get your motor ramen.*
**[22:26] ---**
Are you listening? Stop that song.
**[22:28] ---**
*With egg on top.*
**[22:29] ---**
Wait! Hey, wait!
**[22:32] ---**
*Get your motor ramen.*
**[22:35] ---**
*Born to be hungry.*
**[23:24] ---**
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
**[23:26] ---**
What? Daichi and I are close?
**[23:29] ---**
Does that bother you?
**[23:31] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
"Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:38] ---**
**[23:40] ---**
# E6 - The 30th Cyber War
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWGPZ7Y/the-30th-cyber-war)
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**[00:03] ---**
I was scolded at career counseling because
I said I wanted to become a paladin.
**[00:09] ---**
It's a fine job,
protecting the citizens.
**[00:16] ---**
*Hellshake Yano.*
**[00:20] ---**
Are you listening!?
**[00:21] ---**
Sorry, I was thinking about
Hellshake Yano.
**[02:01] ---**
That's why I'm changing and
becoming a Demon Hunter.
**[02:07] ---**
Hey!
**[02:09] ---**
I bet you're still thinking
about Hellshake Yano!
**[02:15] ---**
*Magma Mixer Murata.*
**[02:19] ---**
#6
The 30th Cyber War
**[02:19] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[02:23] ---**
*Japan Shogi Association
First of the Big Four
"Underdog" Shoichi*
**[02:26] ---**
*Challenger
Popuko (Amateur)*
**[02:31] ---**
10 seconds.
**[02:35] ---**
*This girl...*
**[02:37] ---**
*She leaves no...openings!*
**[02:45] ---**
I concede.
**[02:46] ---**
With zero moves, the winner
is Popuko the challenger.
**[02:51] ---**
Good game!
**[02:53] ---**
Don't let down your guard.
**[02:55] ---**
This is as far as you'll get,
before I have to use my Divine Move.
**[03:01] ---**
Pipimi...?
**[03:03] ---**
- Nice Heian style.
- Don't you think?
**[03:10] ---**
Did you really think that
the first player of the Big Four
**[03:13] ---**
would actually be strong?
***SIGN*** 35th Queen
"Tempo Loss" Chieko
**[03:16] ---**
Underdog.
***SIGN*** Interviewer
Ayumu Ichinohashi
***SIGN*** Analyst
Kakutarou Matsubayashi
**[03:20] ---**
We're glad to be here.
**[03:23] ---**
Mr. Matsubayashi,
any comments on the match so far?
**[03:29] ---**
The Queen's special move,
the Tempo Loss Bishop Exchange.
**[03:31] ---**
Challenger Popuko
boldly countered it.
**[03:35] ---**
Boldly countered it?
**[03:38] ---**
Black is using its pieces
to try to topple the rear guard.
**[03:43] ---**
Trying to topple the rear guard?
**[03:46] ---**
As far as positional advantage
the Queen is in a jam.
**[03:51] ---**
The Queen is in a jam?
**[04:04] ---**
I guess I was an underdog too.
**[04:07] ---**
After 73 moves,
the winner is Challenger Popuko.
**[04:13] ---**
Well, the challenger
Popuko certainly was strong.
**[04:16] ---**
Her takedowns were impressive.
**[04:19] ---**
P2 tried her best, too.
**[04:23] ---**
P2?
**[04:25] ---**
I'll take you on now.
**[04:30] ---**
I, Billion Quadrillion,
will not use machine guns or missiles.
***SIGN*** 123rd Permanent Grand Master
Billion Quadrillion
**[04:36] ---**
It's been awhile since
I've had a real match.
**[04:41] ---**
It's Sir Billion Quadrillion,
#2 of the Big Four of Shogi.
**[04:47] ---**
He's the record-setting
Permanent Grand Master.
**[04:50] ---**
This will be interesting indeed.
**[04:53] ---**
If his tactic is a static rook,
he'll open with a side pawn capture...
**[04:57] ---**
Oh yeah, see my double eyelids?
I had a minor cosmetic surgery.
**[05:01] ---**
See? Look...
**[05:05] ---**
Minor surgery?
**[05:21] ---**
10 seconds.
**[05:23] ---**
9, 8...
**[05:25] ---**
- What a surprise!
- 7, 6...
**[05:27] ---**
Master Quadrillion had
a mechanical body.
**[05:31] ---**
He was a robot?
**[05:33] ---**
After one move,
the winner is Challenger Popuko.
**[05:38] ---**
One more to go.
**[05:40] ---**
Impressive.
**[05:43] ---**
Go to the top floor of this tower...
**[05:46] ---**
You've earned the right
to know the truth...
**[05:56] ---**
I have been waiting.
**[05:58] ---**
I am Mother AI PP1000,
true master of the Divine Move.
**[06:05] ---**
The players you faced
were mere holograms.
**[06:10] ---**
Create top players of flesh and blood,
then to crush them...
**[06:14] ---**
That was the real goal of
Mother AI PP1000.
**[06:19] ---**
That's amazing.
**[06:20] ---**
Pipimi!
**[06:24] ---**
Child of man!
**[06:26] ---**
Show me your human potential!
***SIGN*** Mother AI
PP1000 Perfected Model
**[06:31] ---**
I heard that AI shogi was progressing,
but had no idea it would be this advanced!
**[06:36] ---**
The AI solution seems to be
**[06:38] ---**
controlling the players
to improve the shogi world.
**[06:44] ---**
Frightening, isn't it?
**[06:51] ---**
Your... name...
**[06:55] ---**
is...!
**[07:10] ---**
Pipimi...
**[07:13] ---**
Over here, Popuko.
**[07:15] ---**
Pipimi!
**[07:18] ---**
Over...here.
**[07:22] ---**
Pipimi...
Are you really okay with this?
**[07:28] ---**
Okay, bravo!
**[07:29] ---**
Pippimi!
**[07:32] ---**
The body disintegrated,
**[07:34] ---**
but the AI core remains in her ribbon.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[07:46] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Hankyu Koshien
**[07:48] ---**
It's our first time here.
***SIGN*** Regional Handstand
**[07:50] ---**
Now that we're here,
I'm doing a "regional" handstand!
***SIGN*** Regional handstand
**[07:54] ---**
Here goes!
**[07:57] ---**
"Regional" flip!
**[08:00] ---**
"Regional" body link formation!
**[08:03] ---**
"Regional" first pitch from the mound!
**[08:06] ---**
"Regional" three strikes, you're out!
**[08:09] ---**
"Regional" first round elimination!
**[08:17] ---**
My pippi-beau...
**[08:20] ---**
Who says "pippi-beau" anyway?
**[08:23] ---**
Really?
I don't think it sounds bad.
**[08:27] ---**
Pipi...pippi.
**[08:33] ---**
Way to go!
**[08:34] ---**
Can you hear me...?
**[08:36] ---**
- I can hear you.
- My name is...
**[08:38] ---**
Your name is...
**[08:40] ---**
Dymlos!
**[08:42] ---**
Wrong...
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[08:53] ---**
Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[08:58] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[09:01] ---**
*La Saint-Valentin* is coming up
so we're making *du chocolat*.
**[09:08] ---**
Add sugar until you say stop.
**[09:17] ---**
Stop!
**[09:24] ---**
Stop!
***SIGN*** End
**[09:32] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[09:34] ---**
Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[09:38] ---**
I can't! If I sleep now,
for sure I'll be late.
**[09:41] ---**
Oh hey, mattress.
**[09:43] ---**
Hey, curtain.
**[09:45] ---**
Hey, comfie pillow!
**[09:48] ---**
Oh... alarm clock!
**[09:50] ---**
C'mon, come back to sleep!
**[09:53] ---**
Thanks, guys.
***SIGN*** Subscribe
**[10:04] ---**
Thanks for watching!
**[10:07] ---**
Smartphone users,
hit the button down here.
**[10:09] ---**
PC users, please subscribe
to my channel from here.
**[10:13] ---**
Thank you for subscribing! And...
**[10:18] ---**
You there, who didn't register...
**[10:20] ---**
I'm coming for you, now.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:31] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[11:33] ---**
Due to location shooting,
I miss my year-end school trip!
**[11:36] ---**
Then Daichi and I end up in
the same room at the same inn!
**[11:40] ---**
B-But we're not engaged yet!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7 "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7
"Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:53] ---**
I was scolded at career counseling because
I said I wanted to become a paladin.
**[11:59] ---**
It's a fine job,
protecting the citizens.
**[12:06] ---**
*Hellshake Yano.*
**[12:10] ---**
Are you listening!?
**[12:11] ---**
Sorry, I was thinking about
Hellshake Yano.
**[13:52] ---**
That's why I'm gonna open
a fried chicken shop instead.
**[13:57] ---**
Hey!
**[13:59] ---**
I bet you're still thinking
about Hellshake Yano!
**[14:05] ---**
*Magma Mixer Murata.*
**[14:09] ---**
#6
The 30th Cyber War
**[14:09] ---**
*By Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** Trigésimo combate entre humano y máquina
**[14:13] ---**
*Japan Shogi Association
First of the Big Four
"Underdog" Shoichi*
**[14:16] ---**
*Challenger
Popuko (Amateur)*
**[14:21] ---**
10 seconds.
**[14:25] ---**
*This girl...*
**[14:27] ---**
*She leaves no...openings!*
**[14:35] ---**
I concede.
**[14:36] ---**
With zero moves, the winner
is Popuko the challenger.
**[14:41] ---**
Good game!
**[14:43] ---**
Don't let down your guard.
**[14:45] ---**
This is as far as you'll get,
before I use my Divine Move.
**[14:51] ---**
Pipimi...?
**[14:53] ---**
- Nice Heian style.
- Don't you think?
**[15:00] ---**
Did you really think that
the first player of the Big Four
**[15:03] ---**
would actually be strong?
***SIGN*** 35th Queen
"Tempo Loss" Chieko
**[15:06] ---**
Underdog.
**[15:10] ---**
We're glad to be here.
***SIGN*** Interviewer
Ayumu Ichinohashi
***SIGN*** Analyst
Kakutarou Matsubayashi
**[15:13] ---**
Mr. Matsubayashi,
any comments on the match so far?
**[15:19] ---**
The Queen's special move,
the Tempo Loss Bishop Exchange.
**[15:22] ---**
Challenger Popuko
boldly countered it.
**[15:25] ---**
Boldly countered it?
**[15:28] ---**
Black is using its pieces
to try to topple the rear guard.
**[15:33] ---**
Trying to topple the rear guard?
**[15:36] ---**
As far as positional advantage
the Queen is in a jam.
**[15:41] ---**
The Queen is in a jam?
**[15:54] ---**
I guess I was an underdog too.
**[15:57] ---**
After 73 moves,
the winner is Challenger Popuko.
**[16:03] ---**
Well, the challenger
Popuko certainly was strong.
**[16:07] ---**
Her takedowns were impressive.
**[16:09] ---**
P2 tried her best, too.
**[16:13] ---**
P2?
**[16:15] ---**
I'll take you on now.
**[16:20] ---**
I, Billion Quadrillion,
will not use machine guns or missiles.
***SIGN*** 123rd Permanent Grand Master
Billion Quadrillion
**[16:26] ---**
It's been awhile since
I've had a real match.
**[16:31] ---**
It's Sir Billion Quadrillion,
#2 of the Big Four of Shogi.
**[16:37] ---**
He's the record-setting
Permanent Grand Master.
**[16:40] ---**
This will be interesting indeed.
**[16:43] ---**
If his tactic is a static rook,
he'll open with a side pawn capture...
**[16:47] ---**
Oh yeah, see my double eyelids?
I had a minor cosmetic surgery.
**[16:51] ---**
See? Look...
**[16:55] ---**
Minor surgery?
**[17:12] ---**
10 seconds.
**[17:13] ---**
9, 8...
**[17:15] ---**
- What a surprise!
- 7, 6...
**[17:17] ---**
Master Quadrillion had
a mechanical body.
**[17:21] ---**
He was a robot?
**[17:23] ---**
After one move,
the winner is Challenger Popuko.
**[17:28] ---**
One more to go.
**[17:30] ---**
Impressive.
**[17:33] ---**
Go to the top floor of this tower...
**[17:36] ---**
You've earned the right
to know the truth.
**[17:46] ---**
I have been waiting.
**[17:49] ---**
I am Mother AI PP1000,
true master of the Divine Move.
**[17:55] ---**
The players you faced
were mere holograms.
**[18:00] ---**
Create top players of flesh and blood,
then to crush them...
**[18:04] ---**
That was the real goal of
Mother AI PP1000.
**[18:09] ---**
That's amazing.
**[18:10] ---**
Pipimi!
**[18:13] ---**
Child of man!
**[18:15] ---**
Show me your human potential!
***SIGN*** Mother AI
PP1000 Perfected Model
**[18:21] ---**
I heard that AI shogi was progressing,
but had no idea it would be this advanced!
**[18:26] ---**
The AI solution seems to be
**[18:28] ---**
controlling the players
to improve the shogi world.
**[18:34] ---**
Frightening, isn't it?
**[18:41] ---**
Your...name...
**[18:45] ---**
is...!
**[19:00] ---**
Pipimi...
**[19:03] ---**
Over here, Popuko.
**[19:06] ---**
Pipimi!
**[19:08] ---**
Over...here.
**[19:12] ---**
Pipimi...
Are you really okay with this?
**[19:18] ---**
Okay, bravo!
**[19:19] ---**
Pipimi!
**[19:22] ---**
The body disintegrated,
**[19:24] ---**
but the AI core remains in her ribbon.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[19:36] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Hankyu Koshien
**[19:38] ---**
It's our first time here.
***SIGN*** Regional handstand
**[19:40] ---**
Now that we're here,
I'm doing a "regional" handstand!
***SIGN*** Regional handstand
**[19:44] ---**
Here goes!
**[19:47] ---**
"Regional" flip!
**[19:50] ---**
"Regional" body link formation!
**[19:53] ---**
"Regional" first pitch from the mound!
**[19:56] ---**
"Regional" three strikes, you're out!
**[19:59] ---**
"Regional" first round elimination!
**[20:08] ---**
My pippi-beau...
**[20:10] ---**
No girl says "pippi-beau"!
**[20:13] ---**
Really? I don't think it sounds bad.
**[20:17] ---**
Pipi...pippi.
**[20:23] ---**
1000 percent!
**[20:24] ---**
Can you hear me...?
**[20:26] ---**
- I can hear you.
- My name is...
**[20:28] ---**
Your name is...
**[20:30] ---**
Dymlos!
**[20:32] ---**
Wrong...
**[20:37] ---**
Sorry, my voice cracked.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[20:43] ---**
Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[20:48] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[20:51] ---**
*La Saint-Valentin* is coming up
so we're making *du chocolat*.
**[20:58] ---**
Add sugar until you say stop.
**[21:07] ---**
Stop!
**[21:13] ---**
S-S-Sto...
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[21:22] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[21:24] ---**
Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[21:28] ---**
I can't! If I sleep now,
for sure I'll be late.
**[21:31] ---**
Oh hey, mattress.
**[21:33] ---**
Hey, curtain.
**[21:35] ---**
Hey, comfie pillow!
**[21:38] ---**
Oh... alarm clock!
**[21:41] ---**
C'mon, come back to sleep!
**[21:44] ---**
Thanks, guys.
***SIGN*** Subscribe
**[21:54] ---**
Thanks for watching!
**[21:57] ---**
Smartphone users,
hit the button down here.
**[22:00] ---**
PC users, please subscribe
to my channel from here.
**[22:04] ---**
Yep! Thank you for subscribing! And...
**[22:08] ---**
You there, who didn't register...
**[22:10] ---**
I'm coming for you, now.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:21] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:23] ---**
Due to location work, I miss
my year-end school trip!
**[23:26] ---**
Then Daichi and I end up in
the same room at the same inn!
**[23:30] ---**
B-But we're not engaged yet!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7 "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:39] ---**
**[23:41] ---**
# E7 - Hellshake Yano
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679V424Y/hellshake-yano)
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**[00:04] ---**
I feel so depressed.
**[00:07] ---**
Then, you need...
**[00:09] ---**
Pop Team Therapy!
**[00:19] ---**
- Boring.
- Humph!
**[00:21] ---**
So you're a hater!
**[02:00] ---**
♪ Oh, hater...
**[02:02] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[02:06] ---**
Don't be nice to a hater!
**[02:09] ---**
♪ Fanboy...
**[02:11] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[02:16] ---**
Hater and fanboy of what?
***SIGN*** Nutria
**[02:19] ---**
Nutria?
**[02:23] ---**
#7
Hellshake Yano
**[02:23] ---**
By Team AC
**[02:26] ---**
I got lectured for saying
I wanted to be a palladin.
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
**[02:29] ---**
Emotional documentary
*"Hellshake Yano"*.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Big Budoukan
**[02:33] ---**
The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
**[02:35] ---**
He is about to make his first
appearance in this venerable place.
**[02:41] ---**
How do you feel?
**[02:48] ---**
Today, I'm...
**[02:49] ---**
amped up!
**[02:51] ---**
This is bad!
**[02:52] ---**
Manager!
**[02:54] ---**
The trains stopped running and,
the band members can't make it!
**[02:58] ---**
What?!
**[03:00] ---**
We have to cancel
this live performance.
**[03:04] ---**
W-Wait!
**[03:09] ---**
I'm not gonna give up so easily!
**[03:17] ---**
Until the others come...
**[03:19] ---**
I'll hold the audience captive
with my high-speed guitar solo!
***SIGN*** Whoooo!!
**[03:31] ---**
Yano's solitary battle in
the packed Big Budokan begins.
**[03:36] ---**
Here I go!
**[03:48] ---**
Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
**[03:54] ---**
An ordinary solo is too boring!
**[03:56] ---**
Faster! I have to play faster!
**[04:01] ---**
But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
and causes a problem!
**[04:06] ---**
Faster! Faster!
**[04:14] ---**
Ah! My guitar string...
**[04:17] ---**
...snapped.
Is it over for me?
**[04:24] ---**
No, not yet!
**[04:26] ---**
There are five strings left!
**[04:30] ---**
I am NOT done yet!
**[04:33] ---**
Tuning it to the max!
**[04:41] ---**
Which will break first?!
The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
***SIGN*** Bwink!
***SIGN*** Twank!
***SIGN*** Dwong!
**[04:55] ---**
It's hell!
Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
**[04:58] ---**
The man who shakes hell!
He's Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** The Man Who Shakes Hell
**[05:05] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[05:08] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[05:11] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[05:18] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[05:21] ---**
Shake!
***SIGN*** Kaboom! Kaboom!
**[05:24] ---**
Kaboom!
**[05:29] ---**
Hellshake...
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
The End
**[05:30] ---**
Hellshake... Hellshake...
**[05:34] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[05:35] ---**
Oh sorry, I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[05:45] ---**
Subculture bitch on board!
**[05:47] ---**
Take that! And that! And that!
**[05:52] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[06:06] ---**
Thank you for saving me!
**[06:14] ---**
Peek-a...
**[06:17] ---**
I'm not here.
**[06:19] ---**
It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
**[06:27] ---**
So flawlessly cute...
**[06:29] ---**
Thank you for your words.
**[06:31] ---**
Time for the execution.
**[06:50] ---**
I turned into a baby.
**[06:51] ---**
Baby, baby, baby,
ba-be-be-be, baby.
***SIGN*** BUT...
**[06:57] ---**
What if I can't go to
the same high school as you?
***SIGN*** future anxiety.
**[07:01] ---**
I'll wait for you,
no matter how long.
**[07:06] ---**
Pipimi!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[07:15] ---**
Pop Team Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[07:21] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[07:24] ---**
Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
**[07:27] ---**
What? It's not
beef and pork mixed?
**[07:31] ---**
Of course not!
Everything should be 100%!
**[07:35] ---**
This is 100% manatee!
***SIGN*** Hamburger 100 %
manatee 100 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[07:46] ---**
Here I go. Ready?
**[07:50] ---**
Done!
**[07:52] ---**
This is a compressed manatee!
***SIGN*** Compressed Manatee
Manatí 300 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[07:57] ---**
See you next week!
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Fin
**[08:54] ---**
Extreme Bicycle Perch!
**[09:00] ---**
Oopsie...!
***SIGN*** Blu-ray Ver.
**[09:09] ---**
There, there.
**[09:11] ---**
There, there.
**[09:12] ---**
There—
**[09:22] ---**
Nothing's biting.
**[09:31] ---**
I got seaweed on me.
***SIGN*** Sploosh!
**[09:39] ---**
I caught a big one.
**[09:42] ---**
Looks just like you, Pipimi.
**[09:46] ---**
What'd you say?
***SIGN*** Oh! Pipimi appeared!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
***SIGN*** > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
***SIGN*** Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
***SIGN*** Oh no, I'm shrinking.
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
**[10:24] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[10:25] ---**
I'll never play
this crappy game again!
**[10:30] ---**
Ah... My collarbone hurts.
**[11:26] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[11:28] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:30] ---**
The Super Live Fest is next month!
I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
**[11:34] ---**
But we end up clashing
with the direction of our music!
**[11:37] ---**
Then Daichi steps in to mediate!
***SIGN*** Direction for our new song
Ballad Metalcore
**[11:40] ---**
Should we go with majority rules?
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
"Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:51] ---**
Pop Pe— wait, what was it?
**[11:54] ---**
I feel so depressed.
**[11:57] ---**
Then, you need...
**[11:59] ---**
Pop Team Therapy!
**[12:09] ---**
- Boring.
- Humph!
**[12:11] ---**
So you're a hater!
**[13:50] ---**
♪ Oh, hater...
**[13:52] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[13:56] ---**
Don't be nice to a hater!
**[13:59] ---**
♪ Fanboy...
**[14:01] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[14:05] ---**
Hater of what? Fanboy of what?
**[14:10] ---**
Nutria?
***SIGN*** Nutria
**[14:13] ---**
#7
Hellshake Yano
**[14:13] ---**
By Team AC
**[14:16] ---**
I got lectured for saying
I wanted to be a palladin.
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
**[14:19] ---**
Emotional documentary
*"Hellshake Yano"*.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Big Budoukan
**[14:23] ---**
The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
**[14:25] ---**
He is about to make his first
appearance in this venerable place.
**[14:31] ---**
How do you feel?
**[14:38] ---**
Today, I'm...
**[14:39] ---**
amped up!
**[14:41] ---**
This is bad!
**[14:42] ---**
Manager!
**[14:44] ---**
The trains stopped running and,
the band members can't make it!
**[14:48] ---**
What?!
**[14:50] ---**
We have to cancel
this live performance.
**[14:54] ---**
W-Wait!
**[14:59] ---**
I'm not gonna give up so easily!
**[15:07] ---**
Until the others come...
**[15:09] ---**
I'll hold the audience captive
with my high-speed guitar solo!
***SIGN*** Whoooo!!
**[15:21] ---**
Yano's solitary battle in
the packed Big Budokan begins.
**[15:26] ---**
Here I go!
**[15:38] ---**
Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
**[15:44] ---**
An ordinary solo is too boring!
**[15:46] ---**
Faster! I have to play faster!
**[15:51] ---**
But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
and causes a problem!
**[15:56] ---**
Faster! Faster!
**[16:04] ---**
Ah! My guitar string...
**[16:07] ---**
...snapped.
Is it over for me?
**[16:14] ---**
No, not yet!
**[16:16] ---**
There are five strings left!
**[16:20] ---**
I am NOT done yet!
**[16:23] ---**
Tuning it to the max!
**[16:31] ---**
Which will break first?!
The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
***SIGN*** Bwink!
***SIGN*** Twank!
***SIGN*** Dwong!
**[16:45] ---**
It's hell!
Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
**[16:48] ---**
The man who shakes hell!
He's Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** The Man Who Shakes Hell
**[16:55] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[16:58] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[17:01] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[17:08] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[17:11] ---**
Shake!
***SIGN*** Kaboom! Kaboom!
**[17:14] ---**
Kaboom!
**[17:19] ---**
Hellshake...
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
**[17:20] ---**
Hellshake... Hellshake...
**[17:24] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[17:25] ---**
Oh sorry, I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[17:35] ---**
Subculture bitch on board!
**[17:42] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[17:56] ---**
Thank you for saving me!
**[18:04] ---**
Peek-a...
**[18:07] ---**
Peek-a...
**[18:09] ---**
It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
**[18:17] ---**
So flawlessly cute...
**[18:19] ---**
Thank you very very.
**[18:21] ---**
Time for the execution.
**[18:39] ---**
I turned into a baby.
**[18:41] ---**
Baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby.
**[18:47] ---**
What if I can't go to
the same high school as you?
***SIGN*** future anxiety.
**[18:51] ---**
I'll wait for you,
no matter how long, baby.
**[18:56] ---**
Pipimi!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:05] ---**
Pop Team Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:11] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[19:14] ---**
Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
**[19:18] ---**
What? It's not beef and pork mixed?
**[19:21] ---**
Of course not!
Everything should be 100%!
**[19:25] ---**
This is 100% manatee!
***SIGN*** Hamburger 100 %
manatee 100 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[19:28] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's a way!
**[19:30] ---**
Yes, you can!
**[19:35] ---**
- Here I go!
- Go!
**[19:36] ---**
1-2-3!
**[19:41] ---**
Done!
**[19:42] ---**
This is a compressed manatee!
***SIGN*** Compressed Manatee
Manatí 300 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[19:47] ---**
See you next week!
***SIGN*** Fin
**[20:07] ---**
The weather is opposite
in north and south of France.
**[20:10] ---**
It rains a lot in the north,
while the south is sunny.
**[20:15] ---**
I was born in the north,
and tend to be masochistic.
**[20:23] ---**
Wow, this view is incredible.
**[20:26] ---**
Take a photo!
**[20:28] ---**
Cheese!
**[20:30] ---**
Oh, there's our bus.
***SIGN*** Fin
**[20:44] ---**
Extreme Bicycle Perch!
**[20:50] ---**
Oops...!
***SIGN*** Blu-ray Ver.
**[20:54] ---**
Bonitos are back.
***SIGN*** BD Version
**[20:59] ---**
There, there.
**[21:00] ---**
There, there.
**[21:02] ---**
There—
**[21:12] ---**
Nothing's biting.
**[21:16] ---**
Look at this!
**[21:25] ---**
Fish God!
***SIGN*** Sploosh!
**[21:29] ---**
I caught a big one.
**[21:31] ---**
Looks just like you, Pipimi.
**[21:36] ---**
- Say what?
- Say what?
***SIGN*** Oh! Pipimi appeared!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
***SIGN*** > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
***SIGN*** Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
***SIGN*** Oh no, I'm shrinking.
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
**[22:14] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[22:15] ---**
I'll never play
this crappy game again!
**[22:19] ---**
Turns my own world dark!
**[23:17] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[23:18] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:20] ---**
The Super Live Fest is next month!
I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
**[23:23] ---**
But we end up clashing
with the direction of our music!
**[23:27] ---**
Then Daichi steps in
to mediate!
***SIGN*** Direction for our new song
Ballad Metal Core
**[23:30] ---**
Should we go with majority rules?
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[23:34] ---**
"Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:39] ---**
**[23:41] ---**
# E8 - The Dragon of Iidabashi Pipi's Revenge
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8D28V7Y/the-dragon-of-iidabashi-pipis-revenge)
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**[00:03] ---**
I'm Chomp-Chomp Bacon.
**[00:05] ---**
And I love to eat bacon!
**[00:21] ---**
Hot!
**[01:56] ---**
#8
The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[01:56] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Abashiri Prison
**[02:02] ---**
Begin lunch!
**[02:07] ---**
Isn't this stamp cute?
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, you like that?
**[02:11] ---**
I've never read the manga though.
**[02:13] ---**
Why you—!
**[02:17] ---**
Hey, #893! Keep it quiet!
***SIGN*** The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[02:27] ---**
Mr. Prison Guard.
**[02:29] ---**
Mind if I talk to that prisoner?
**[02:35] ---**
Guess I can't say no to you.
**[02:37] ---**
Appreciate it.
**[02:42] ---**
Here, I got this for ya.
**[02:46] ---**
You're an interesting character.
**[02:49] ---**
Got a place to go
after you get out?
**[02:53] ---**
No.
**[02:54] ---**
The gang'll take care of you.
Wanna be a yakuza?
**[03:00] ---**
Sure!
**[03:02] ---**
We don't have *sake*,
so we'll suck this lemon.
**[03:17] ---**
We've sworn an oath.
I'll be waiting when you get out.
***SIGN*** A Lucky Day in October
Popu is Released on Parole
**[03:27] ---**
The air of freedom sure smells nice.
**[03:34] ---**
Hey, pardner! Been waiting for you.
Hurry and get in.
**[03:43] ---**
*And so, Popu and Pipi who had
sworn an oath of brotherhood,*
**[03:47] ---**
*would spread their notoriety
throughout Hiroshima.*
**[03:50] ---**
*Pipi was the young boss of
the Bamboozle Gang*
***SIGN*** Bamboozle Gang Boss
Funazo Iidabashi
**[03:53] ---**
*which was rapidly spreading
its power and influence.*
**[03:57] ---**
*Under Pipi's guidance,*
**[04:01] ---**
*Popu becomes the gang's assassin,*
**[04:03] ---**
*taking down rivals
and enemies with fearless abandon.*
**[04:10] ---**
Hey, guys...
**[04:13] ---**
I-It's Pipi!
**[04:15] ---**
Didn't I tell you no more YouTubing?!
**[04:18] ---**
Stay.
**[04:20] ---**
Hey, Pipi.
**[04:22] ---**
If you came to talk, I'm all ears.
**[04:24] ---**
Thanks to you guys, the cops
are getting suspicious of us too.
**[04:29] ---**
Stop YouTubing!
**[04:31] ---**
Well, honorable Young Boss...
**[04:33] ---**
We're doing this to make
someone look good...
**[04:38] ---**
And if you can't guess who,
I'd shut your trap!
**[04:41] ---**
Don't tell me...the old man...
**[04:47] ---**
Boss!
**[04:48] ---**
We walk the path of chivalry...
when did we stoop so low?!
**[04:53] ---**
Listen to me, Pipi.
**[04:55] ---**
These are the times we live in,
the pressure's on from the cops.
**[05:00] ---**
YouTubing or whatever,
we do what we have to.
**[05:03] ---**
- Boss!
- Listen to me, Pipi!
**[05:06] ---**
We can't survive with
just our yakuza code!
**[05:10] ---**
It's time you grew up too!
**[05:11] ---**
Stay.
**[05:14] ---**
So that's it?
**[05:15] ---**
Well, I have my principles too.
**[05:18] ---**
I'm quitting this gang
and doing things my way.
**[05:25] ---**
B-Boss!
**[05:31] ---**
Ready?
**[05:34] ---**
Even!
**[05:37] ---**
See you in hell, Popu!
***SIGN*** Popu dies
**[06:00] ---**
Boss, it's Pipi.
**[06:17] ---**
Hey, Popu...
**[06:19] ---**
Where'd we take the wrong path?
**[06:28] ---**
She said she hated subculture girls...
**[06:32] ---**
but she sure sucked up to them.
**[06:42] ---**
What? Popu is...!
**[06:47] ---**
Pipi... You!
***SIGN*** The End
**[07:03] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[07:05] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[07:09] ---**
Eisai haramasukoi!
**[07:13] ---**
What's that?
**[07:13] ---**
My dance, Eisai Haramasukoi.
Think it'll catch on?
**[07:16] ---**
Not a chance.
**[07:18] ---**
Never mind!
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[07:21] ---**
Wait!
**[07:23] ---**
Wait!
**[07:25] ---**
Waaaait!
**[07:27] ---**
It'll catch on, I promise.
**[07:29] ---**
Eisai...haramasukoi!
**[07:36] ---**
Here's a present.
**[07:40] ---**
It's just some "edgelord" key chain
they sell in souvenir shops.
**[07:43] ---**
My name...
**[07:45] ---**
My name is Lord Calamity.
Are you my new master?
**[07:53] ---**
Whoa, a real magic item.
Sorry about what I said.
**[08:02] ---**
I cut my bangs too short.
**[08:05] ---**
Me too.
**[08:08] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up.
**[08:09] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up!
**[08:11] ---**
My name...
**[08:12] ---**
You're...!
**[08:15] ---**
- Whisper, whisper, whisper.
- Oh, okay, okay, okay.
**[08:19] ---**
You can pass.
**[08:29] ---**
Pipimi! Let's watch the best of
"Sun and Green, Healthy Living!"
**[08:37] ---**
- It's just a scratch. No worries.
- Whoa! Whoa!
**[08:40] ---**
I'll put a Band-aid on it!
**[08:43] ---**
Aw damn, I got it stuck
on my finger!
**[08:47] ---**
Damn, not again!
**[08:49] ---**
Damn... it!
**[08:55] ---**
Not to worry.
**[09:02] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Popuko Midnight Dancer
**[09:05] ---**
I made a music video.
Take a look.
**[09:07] ---**
The personification of action...
***SIGN*** Playback
**[09:24] ---**
Stop it and
burn that tape right now!
**[09:28] ---**
Okay.
**[09:30] ---**
The personification of action.
**[09:41] ---**
You're looking scared.
**[09:44] ---**
Finger....!
**[10:01] ---**
Pop Team Epic
Tales of Long Ago
**[10:14] ---**
I'll make the dead tree...
**[10:17] ---**
burst into bloom!
**[10:22] ---**
Fooled ya!
**[10:25] ---**
This is just plain old flour!
**[10:35] ---**
How come we aren't
in the anime?
**[10:37] ---**
To begin with,
why are we singing?
**[10:40] ---**
Maybe the writer likes you?
**[10:43] ---**
Ah, I saw that on p***v.
**[11:28] ---**
- So short!
- So short!
**[11:32] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:34] ---**
I'm in charge of the
lyrics for our new song,
***SIGN*** Sturdy Earth
Lyrics: Sosogu Hoshifuri
What do I do?
I can't fill in the blanks.
Ether, ether.
My mind's always blank.
**[11:37] ---**
but I can't think of anything!
**[11:39] ---**
That's it! I'll write a song
about my love for Daiichi!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9 "Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Reemisión
**[11:53] ---**
I'm Chomp-Chomp Bacon.
**[11:56] ---**
And I love to eat bacon!
**[11:59] ---**
I'm going to fry
my favorite bacon today!
**[12:05] ---**
First, oil the frying pan and...
**[12:08] ---**
lay a slice of bacon on it...
**[12:11] ---**
Hot!
**[13:46] ---**
#8
The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[13:46] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Abashiri Prison
**[13:51] ---**
Begin lunch!
**[13:57] ---**
Isn't this stamp cute?
**[14:00] ---**
Oh, you like that?
**[14:01] ---**
I've never read the manga though.
**[14:07] ---**
Hey, #893! Keep it quiet!
***SIGN*** The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[14:17] ---**
Mr. Prison Guard.
**[14:19] ---**
Mind if I talk to that prisoner?
**[14:25] ---**
Guess I can't say no to you.
**[14:27] ---**
Appreciate it.
**[14:32] ---**
Here, I got this for ya.
**[14:37] ---**
You're an interesting character.
**[14:39] ---**
Got a place to go
after you get out?
**[14:43] ---**
No.
**[14:44] ---**
The gang'll take care of you.
Wanna be a yakuza?
**[14:50] ---**
Sure!
**[14:52] ---**
We don't have *sake*,
so we'll suck this lemon.
**[15:07] ---**
We've sworn an oath.
I'll be waiting when you get out.
***SIGN*** A Lucky Day in October
Popu is Released on Parole
**[15:17] ---**
The air of freedom
sure smells nice.
**[15:22] ---**
Varoom!
**[15:24] ---**
Hey, pardner! Been waiting for you.
Hurry and get in.
**[15:33] ---**
*And so, Popu and Pipi who had
sworn an oath of brotherhood,*
**[15:37] ---**
*would spread their notoriety
throughout Hiroshima.*
**[15:40] ---**
*Pipi was the young boss of
the Bamboozle Gang*
***SIGN*** Bamboozle Gang Boss
Funazo Iidabashi
**[15:43] ---**
*which was rapidly spreading
its power and influence.*
**[15:47] ---**
*Under Pipi's guidance,*
**[15:51] ---**
*Popu becomes the gang's assassin,*
**[15:53] ---**
*taking down rivals
and enemies with fearless abandon.*
**[16:00] ---**
Hey, guys...
**[16:03] ---**
I-It's Pipi!
**[16:05] ---**
Didn't I tell you no more YouTubing?!
**[16:08] ---**
It's okay. Stay, stay.
**[16:10] ---**
Hey, Pipi. If you came to talk,
I'm all ears.
**[16:14] ---**
Thanks to you guys, the cops
are getting suspicious of us too.
**[16:19] ---**
Stop YouTubing!
**[16:21] ---**
Well, honorable Young Boss...
**[16:23] ---**
We're doing this to make
someone look good...
**[16:28] ---**
And if you can't guess who,
I'd shut your trap!
**[16:32] ---**
Don't tell me...the old man...
**[16:37] ---**
Boss!
**[16:38] ---**
We walk the path of chivalry...
when did we stoop so low?!
**[16:43] ---**
Listen to me, Pipi.
**[16:45] ---**
These are the times we live in,
the pressure's on from the cops.
**[16:50] ---**
YouTubing or whatever,
we do what we have to.
**[16:53] ---**
- Boss!
- Listen to me, Pipi!
**[16:56] ---**
We can't survive with
just our yakuza code!
**[17:00] ---**
It's time you grew up too!
**[17:02] ---**
It's okay. Stay, stay.
**[17:03] ---**
So that's it?
Well, I have my principles too.
**[17:07] ---**
I'm quitting this gang
and doing things my way.
**[17:15] ---**
B-Boss!
**[17:21] ---**
Ready?
**[17:24] ---**
Even!
**[17:27] ---**
See you in hell, Popu!
***SIGN*** Popu dies
**[17:51] ---**
Boss, it's Pipi.
**[18:07] ---**
Hey, Popu...
**[18:09] ---**
Where'd we take the wrong path?
**[18:14] ---**
Get this.
**[18:15] ---**
Gasp! Gasp!
**[18:18] ---**
She said she hated subculture girls...
**[18:22] ---**
but she sure sucked up to them.
**[18:30] ---**
Damn you guys...!
**[18:33] ---**
What? Popu is...!
**[18:37] ---**
Pipi... I was wrong!
***SIGN*** The End
**[18:43] ---**
It's over.
**[18:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[18:55] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[18:59] ---**
Eisai haramasukoi!
**[19:03] ---**
What's that?
**[19:04] ---**
My dance, Eisai Haramasukoi.
Think it'll catch on?
**[19:06] ---**
Not a chance.
**[19:08] ---**
Never mind!
**[19:09] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[19:11] ---**
Wait!
**[19:13] ---**
Wait!
**[19:15] ---**
Waaaait!
**[19:18] ---**
It'll catch on, I promise.
**[19:19] ---**
Eisai...haramasukoi!
**[19:25] ---**
Here's a present.
**[19:30] ---**
It's just some "edgelord" key chain
they sell in souvenir shops.
**[19:34] ---**
My name...
**[19:35] ---**
My name is Lord Calamity.
**[19:38] ---**
Are you my new master?
**[19:42] ---**
- You summoned me...
- Whoa, a real magic item!
**[19:53] ---**
I cut my bangs too short.
**[19:56] ---**
Me too.
**[19:58] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up.
**[20:00] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up!
**[20:02] ---**
Me too!
**[20:03] ---**
You're...!
**[20:04] ---**
- Whisper, whisper, whisper
- M-Me too...
**[20:06] ---**
Please take a close look.
**[20:09] ---**
Okay, pass!
**[20:11] ---**
Phew, lucky.
**[20:13] ---**
Thank goodness my name's Xavier.
**[20:19] ---**
Pipimi! Let's watch the best of
"Sun and Green, Healthy Living!"
**[20:28] ---**
It's just a scratch. No worries.
**[20:30] ---**
I'll put a Band-aid on it!
**[20:32] ---**
Aw damn, I got it stuck on my finger!
**[20:35] ---**
Aw shit!
**[20:38] ---**
Aw man!
**[20:45] ---**
Not to worry.
**[20:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Popuko Midnight Dancer
**[20:55] ---**
I made a music video.
Take a look.
**[20:58] ---**
The personification of action...
***SIGN*** Playback
**[21:14] ---**
Stop it!
**[21:15] ---**
Burn that tape right now!
**[21:18] ---**
Okay.
**[21:20] ---**
The personification of action.
**[21:32] ---**
You're looking scared.
**[21:34] ---**
Finger....!
**[21:51] ---**
Pop Team Epic
Tales of Long Ago
**[21:55] ---**
Long, long ago,
**[21:59] ---**
there lived a man
named Flower-Bloomer Popuko.
**[22:04] ---**
I'll make the dead tree...
**[22:07] ---**
burst into bloom!
**[22:11] ---**
I fooled the old, dead tree!
**[22:14] ---**
This is just plain old flour!
**[22:18] ---**
Fooled the damned tree!
**[22:20] ---**
Made it bloom!
**[22:23] ---**
Everyone, please sing your hearts out
for the ending.
**[23:22] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** Sturdy Earth
Lyrics: Sosogu Hoshifuri
What do I do?
I can't fill in the blanks.
Ether, ether.
My mind's always blank.
**[23:24] ---**
I'm in charge of the
lyrics for our new song,
**[23:27] ---**
but I can't think of anything!
**[23:29] ---**
That's it! I'll write a song
about my love for Daiichi!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9 "Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9
"Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
# E9 - Dancing with a Miracle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDK0G246/dancing-with-a-miracle)
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**[00:00] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[00:03] ---**
It's showtime!
***SIGN*** Tai-chan Body Parts!
**[00:11] ---**
Hey, Taichan (Heart).
**[00:13] ---**
Hey, Taichan (Hand).
**[00:14] ---**
I went to look at a house recently.
**[00:17] ---**
Did you buy it?
**[00:18] ---**
It was out of my reach.
**[00:20] ---**
Guess you need a hand!
**[01:59] ---**
#9
Dancing with a Miracle
***SIGN*** By Space Cat Company
**[02:05] ---**
*The boy becomes the adult.*
**[02:08] ---**
*Let me tell today,
a story of some old friends.*
***SIGN*** A Miracle and a Dance
Original Title: Dream in New York
**[02:19] ---**
*I think back to when I first met them.*
**[02:21] ---**
*The memory is still clear as day.*
**[02:24] ---**
*It happened to be the very first time
I visited New York City.*
**[02:30] ---**
Oh!
**[02:31] ---**
No!
**[02:37] ---**
Where are the rotten kids?!
**[02:38] ---**
Where are you?
**[02:40] ---**
- Ready!
- Busted!
**[02:47] ---**
A-Amazing.
**[02:50] ---**
Oh, wait a minute!
**[02:52] ---**
C'mon, wait!
**[02:54] ---**
*My heart was overwhelmed with affection.*
**[02:56] ---**
*I had run away from home to the big city,*
**[02:58] ---**
*after losing faith in
the adults who surrounded me.*
**[03:01] ---**
*Only to be saved by some
strangers on the street.*
**[03:11] ---**
That's when dad yelled at me like...
**[03:13] ---**
"You ate my damned cherry pie,
didn't you?"
**[03:15] ---**
Man, was I fed up.
**[03:17] ---**
Because the culprit was
Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
**[03:21] ---**
Not to mention that very same day,
**[03:23] ---**
something even worse happened at school.
**[03:25] ---**
That damned Johnny kissed Mary
right on the cheek!
**[03:29] ---**
Oh, Mary's the girl
who I actually like.
**[03:32] ---**
so I was really annoyed.
**[03:35] ---**
*Even though I considered myself
a shy person back then,*
**[03:35] ---**
Look at this!
**[03:37] ---**
Oh, Toutomi, eh.
**[03:39] ---**
*I had no problem
getting to know these girls.*
**[03:40] ---**
Toutomi Hideyoshi!
**[03:42] ---**
Ouch!
**[03:45] ---**
*And so, the girls show me
the dazzling night life of New York City.*
**[03:52] ---**
*They even personally listened to
all the struggles I was carrying,*
**[03:56] ---**
*which made me happy.*
**[03:57] ---**
*It was all so stimulating,*
**[03:59] ---**
*and compared to
anything else I have experienced...*
**[04:02] ---**
*it was so cool, and cool,
and the coolest thing ever!*
**[04:06] ---**
What are you making?
**[04:08] ---**
I dunno...
**[04:09] ---**
I'll think about it...
**[04:17] ---**
Thanks for today.
**[04:18] ---**
When I see you two, it feels like
I've been freed from my shackles.
**[04:19] ---**
The fire's going nicely.
**[04:20] ---**
Hurry.
**[04:21] ---**
Wait a little more.
**[04:22] ---**
Hurry.
**[04:23] ---**
Bluefin tuna!
**[04:25] ---**
Whet your appetites!
**[04:27] ---**
What?! No way, a *maguro*?!
I can't dissect that...!
**[04:39] ---**
*It was then that I realized...*
**[04:41] ---**
*No, those girls had made me realize...*
**[04:50] ---**
Heh, I used the dull side.
**[04:52] ---**
*...that in the end,
I found myself too scared*
**[04:55] ---**
*to do anything for myself.*
**[04:58] ---**
*I blamed others
if something didn't go well,*
**[05:01] ---**
*and continued to run away from reality.*
**[05:14] ---**
I gave it a lot of thought,
but I've decided to go back home.
**[05:20] ---**
Right now, I'm nothing.
**[05:22] ---**
I've realized that I don't have
the proper resolution to live my life
**[05:26] ---**
with freedom, like you two.
**[05:30] ---**
Thank you...
**[05:32] ---**
I'll think long and hard about
what I want to do when I'm getting older.
**[05:37] ---**
How's that!
**[05:39] ---**
Eyes closed. Again.
**[05:40] ---**
How's that!
**[05:41] ---**
- Eyes closed.
- How's that!
**[05:42] ---**
Eyes closed.
**[05:47] ---**
Ah, my loving friends...
**[05:49] ---**
I'm sure, even now,
you're living in your freedom somewhere.
**[05:53] ---**
Those girls told me something.
**[05:55] ---**
As someone who has nothing,
I have to think long and hard
**[05:59] ---**
about what I must do for the future.
**[06:02] ---**
If I had never met those two girls,
**[06:05] ---**
I wouldn't be here
standing in front of you,
**[06:08] ---**
as the mayor of New York City.
**[06:11] ---**
So I'd like to take this moment,
**[06:13] ---**
to express my gratitude
towards those two girls.
**[06:18] ---**
You two are my friends for all eternity.
**[06:21] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:36] ---**
Hah! No way!
**[06:43] ---**
Guess I'll go conquer the world!
**[06:52] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[06:55] ---**
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
**[06:59] ---**
I'll be late for the secret tea party.
**[07:04] ---**
Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
**[07:06] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[07:08] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[07:10] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[07:14] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[07:19] ---**
Mr. Rabbit is late.
**[07:25] ---**
Latte art is so cute.
**[07:26] ---**
Latte art is cute.
**[07:28] ---**
I'll have one with latte art.
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
**[07:32] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[07:34] ---**
Here's your latte art.
**[07:39] ---**
Please enjoy.
**[07:43] ---**
What was the drawing?
**[07:45] ---**
Don't know, don't care.
**[07:49] ---**
I see.
***SIGN*** Button
**[07:54] ---**
Press this button.
**[07:57] ---**
Squeeze.
***SIGN*** Squeeze...
**[08:07] ---**
Idiot!
**[08:17] ---**
What if 1000 out of 10 people
didn't like you, Popuchin?
**[08:32] ---**
Stay with me!
**[08:36] ---**
And what if I...
**[08:38] ---**
was the only person on your side?
**[08:44] ---**
Center of my universe...
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:55] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[08:58] ---**
I have something funny to say.
**[09:01] ---**
Um...
**[09:02] ---**
That's funny.
**[09:10] ---**
I didn't say it yet.
**[09:13] ---**
I didn't say it.
**[09:16] ---**
I didn't say it yet!
***SIGN*** End
**[10:30] ---**
Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
**[10:33] ---**
I'm so happy!
I'm palpitating!
**[10:38] ---**
So how come we're not in the anime?
**[10:41] ---**
They're so blatant
the way they pair things up.
**[10:45] ---**
Won't people get upset?
**[10:47] ---**
- Piggybacking...
- Marketing!
**[11:31] ---**
That's all?!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:36] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[11:37] ---**
I'm stranded at the spot
that holds memories of Daichi.
**[11:40] ---**
Then he comes for me!
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
"Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop, episodio 10 Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:50] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[11:53] ---**
It's showtime!
***SIGN*** Taichan Body Parts!
**[12:01] ---**
Hey, Taichan (Heart).
**[12:03] ---**
Hey, Taichan (Hand).
**[12:05] ---**
I went to look at a house recently.
**[12:07] ---**
Did you buy it?
**[12:08] ---**
It was out of my reach.
**[12:10] ---**
Guess you need a hand!
**[13:49] ---**
#9
Dancing with a Miracle
**[13:49] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Translation: Masahiro Arakaki
**[13:54] ---**
*Da kid grows up to an adult one day.*
**[13:58] ---**
*Lemme tell ya,
a story of some old chums.*
**[14:03] ---**
Dancing with a Miracle
***SIGN*** A Miracle and a Dance
Original Title: Dream in New York
**[14:08] ---**
*Thinking 'bout da day I met 'em...*
**[14:11] ---**
*da memories are as clear as day.*
**[14:14] ---**
*Was the first time eva that
I visited New York City.*
**[14:20] ---**
Oh!
**[14:22] ---**
Get off!
**[14:28] ---**
What the—?!
**[14:30] ---**
Busted, you shitholes!
**[14:32] ---**
Givin' us trouble!
**[14:33] ---**
Don't pretend to be humans!
**[14:36] ---**
You can't fool these eyes!
**[14:38] ---**
A-Amazing.
**[14:39] ---**
Hey, hey, wait!
**[14:42] ---**
I said, wait!
**[14:44] ---**
*Damn, my heart was full with emotion.*
**[14:48] ---**
*I wen run away from home to da big city,*
**[14:51] ---**
*'cuz I neva had faith in
the grown-ups around me.*
**[14:54] ---**
*Den some strangers wen save me,
from the streets.*
**[15:00] ---**
My pa would yell like...
**[15:03] ---**
"You ate my damned cherry pie,
didn't you?"
**[15:06] ---**
Man, I was fed up.
**[15:09] ---**
'Cuz it wasn't me
but Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
**[15:13] ---**
And den, da same day...
**[15:16] ---**
something more worse happened at school.
**[15:19] ---**
That damned Johnny kissed Mary
right on the cheek!
**[15:23] ---**
See, Mary's the girl
I got the hots for.
**[15:25] ---**
*I figured I was a shy guy back den...*
**[15:27] ---**
It's a *manji* symbol!
**[15:28] ---**
-*Manji*!
-It's a *manji*.
**[15:30] ---**
*but I neva had issues with da girls.*
**[15:30] ---**
No kidding!
**[15:32] ---**
*Manji*? For real?
**[15:35] ---**
*Anyway, the girls showed me*
**[15:38] ---**
*the awesome night life of New York City.*
**[15:39] ---**
I just did a dance with hard luck!
**[15:42] ---**
*And they even heard me out
'bout my personal struggles.*
**[15:43] ---**
The AE86 is a car that nurtures a driver.
**[15:46] ---**
*That made me happy.*
**[15:46] ---**
I can tell just how an AE86 runs
**[15:48] ---**
*They wen stimulate me more than
any experience I had in the past.*
**[15:49] ---**
simply by looking at it.
**[15:52] ---**
*It was way betta than anything
I experienced...*
**[15:56] ---**
When is innovation necessary
from the micro and macro perspective...
**[16:00] ---**
Never mind that, think about compliance.
**[16:04] ---**
Thanks for today.
**[16:05] ---**
Flamed!
**[16:07] ---**
These dirty affiliate marketers
piss me off!
**[16:07] ---**
Looking at you, I feel like
**[16:11] ---**
my shackles are broken free.
**[16:14] ---**
Bluefin tuna.
**[16:15] ---**
It won't feel a thing.
**[16:18] ---**
Huh? I can't cut up a *maguro*!
**[16:29] ---**
*And then, I wen realize...*
**[16:29] ---**
Hey, hey, check, one, two,
las lyrics de Pop Team Epic.
**[16:29] ---**
Test, test... Check, one, two
**[16:31] ---**
*No, da girls made me realize...*
**[16:31] ---**
Pop Team Epic kicks ill lyrics
**[16:34] ---**
Slicin' *maguro* with this microphone
**[16:36] ---**
Yeah, this one's a colossal *maguro*
**[16:38] ---**
Now just watch my lethal blow!
**[16:42] ---**
*...that in the end,*
**[16:43] ---**
I've cut another worthless object.
**[16:45] ---**
*I was too scared
for do anything for myself.*
**[16:49] ---**
*I blamed others wen somethin' went wrong,*
**[16:52] ---**
*and neva face reality.*
**[17:04] ---**
So I wen think a lot,
**[17:06] ---**
and decided to go back home.
**[17:10] ---**
Right now, I'm nothing.
**[17:13] ---**
And I gotta have da guts to live strong
**[17:16] ---**
and live free, like you two.
**[17:20] ---**
Thank you...
**[17:22] ---**
I goin' think long and hard about
what I really wanna do with my life.
**[17:27] ---**
So high!
My skin feels dry. I need oil.
**[17:31] ---**
Freedom is awesome!
**[17:33] ---**
Eh, my dear pals...
**[17:37] ---**
I know, even now, you stay live
freely somewhere.
**[17:43] ---**
Da girls taught me something.
**[17:46] ---**
Wen you have nothing,
**[17:48] ---**
you gotta think long and hard
about how to get ahead.
**[17:53] ---**
If I wen never meet da two girls,
**[17:55] ---**
I wouldn't be here
standing in front of you,
**[17:59] ---**
as the mayor of New York City.
**[18:01] ---**
So I wanna take this moment,
**[18:03] ---**
to say thank you to da two girls.
**[18:07] ---**
You two are my friends for eva and eva.
**[18:11] ---**
Thank you!
**[18:26] ---**
- Hah! No way!
- Master...!
**[18:28] ---**
What?
**[18:33] ---**
Guess I'll go conquer the world!
**[18:42] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[18:45] ---**
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
**[18:49] ---**
I'll be late for the secret tea party.
**[18:54] ---**
Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
**[18:56] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[18:58] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[19:00] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[19:04] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[19:09] ---**
Mr. Rabbit is late.
**[19:15] ---**
Latte art is so cute.
**[19:16] ---**
Latte art is cute.
**[19:18] ---**
I'll have one with latte art.
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
**[19:22] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[19:24] ---**
Here's your latte art.
**[19:29] ---**
Please enjoy.
**[19:33] ---**
What was the drawing?
**[19:35] ---**
I dunno, not interested.
**[19:39] ---**
I see.
***SIGN*** Button
**[19:43] ---**
Press this button.
***SIGN*** Squeeze...
**[19:48] ---**
Love.
**[19:50] ---**
Love.
**[19:57] ---**
Just friendship!
**[20:00] ---**
Friendship...!
**[20:07] ---**
What if 1000 out of 10 people
didn't like you, Popuchin?
**[20:23] ---**
Yngwie Malmsteen!
**[20:26] ---**
And what if I...
**[20:27] ---**
was the only person on your side?
**[20:34] ---**
Center of my universe...
**[20:39] ---**
And the Earth.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[20:45] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[20:48] ---**
I have something funny to say.
**[20:51] ---**
Um...
**[20:52] ---**
That's funny.
**[21:00] ---**
I didn't say it yet.
**[21:03] ---**
I didn't say it.
**[21:06] ---**
I didn't say it yet!
**[21:26] ---**
I love French cuisine,
**[21:28] ---**
but some foods have such a strong odor,
tourists can't stomach them.
**[21:33] ---**
In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
**[21:36] ---**
a dish that has a really strong smell.
**[21:46] ---**
This is our first meal in France.
Let's be adventurous.
**[21:50] ---**
I think I'll try the andouillette sausage.
**[21:53] ---**
It sounds delicious!
And you, Popuko?
**[21:56] ---**
Let's see...
**[21:57] ---**
I'll have the salade de maroilles chaud.
**[22:06] ---**
Okay, these all sound good!
**[22:09] ---**
Oh, yes.
***SIGN*** End
**[22:19] ---**
Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
**[22:22] ---**
I'm so damned happy!
**[22:25] ---**
I'm palpitating!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:28] ---**
I'm stranded at the spot
that holds memories of Daichi.
**[23:30] ---**
Then he comes for me!
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
"Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop, episodio 10 "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
# E10 - Ginza Hostess Detective
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNV0NDG6/ginza-hostess-detective)
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**[00:07] ---**
Is something the matter,
Lord Hikomaro Takeshobo?
**[00:11] ---**
Show yourself, Pop Team Epic.
**[00:14] ---**
You may try to hide,
**[00:16] ---**
but I would recognize the stench
of your shitty manga anywhere.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[02:03] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[02:05] ---**
Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
***SIGN*** Sluga sluga
**[02:08] ---**
Sluga slugabed.
**[02:14] ---**
I am the Sluggard God.
I see potential in you.
***SIGN*** Sluggard God
**[02:17] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[02:18] ---**
Wanna succeed me and rule over my kingdom?
**[02:22] ---**
I can't be bothered!
**[02:28] ---**
Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
***SIGN*** Prickly Realm
**[02:30] ---**
Sluga slugabed.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[02:37] ---**
Pop Team Epic Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[02:44] ---**
It's the start of today's
Pop Team Epic Cooking.
**[02:48] ---**
We're doing a
super-economical recipe today.
**[02:52] ---**
Our ingredient is premium
wagyu tenderloin beef.
**[02:56] ---**
Oh... A cheaper, ordinary
cut of beef will do, right?
**[03:00] ---**
Nope, it has to be this.
I bought it for 50 yen.
**[03:04] ---**
What?!
Where can you find it so cheap?
**[03:08] ---**
Hey you...
Can't you do your own shopping?
***SIGN*** End
**[03:12] ---**
Huh?!
**[03:18] ---**
So forceful!
**[03:20] ---**
Special power!
**[03:21] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:23] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:24] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:26] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:27] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:29] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:30] ---**
Everybody, say ho!
**[03:32] ---**
Pop T... Pop T... Pop T... Pop T...
**[03:47] ---**
- Pass, pass!
- Okay!
**[03:50] ---**
Aura Cannon!
**[03:52] ---**
Nice pass!
**[03:53] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[03:57] ---**
Aura Cannon!
**[04:02] ---**
Bob Team Epic
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[04:05] ---**
Have some water.
**[04:06] ---**
Please press the button
when you're ready to order.
**[04:09] ---**
Why that—!
**[04:23] ---**
Excuse me!
**[04:24] ---**
Bob...!
**[04:25] ---**
Team...!
**[04:26] ---**
Epic!
**[04:28] ---**
Have you decided?
**[04:30] ---**
Why that—!
**[04:32] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Ginza Hostess Detective
**[04:37] ---**
So... you had something to tell me?
**[04:51] ---**
Oh, the food was delicious!
**[04:55] ---**
Do you know what's the most important
thing for Ginza hostesses?
**[05:01] ---**
What is it?
**[05:03] ---**
It's...
**[05:06] ---**
to enjoy life to the fullest.
**[05:09] ---**
Mama Pipimi... That's so cool!
**[05:16] ---**
This is so relaxing.
***SIGN*** Ginza Hostess Detective Part 10
Mystery at the Hot Spring
The Crime and Punishment of the Young Inn Madam
***SIGN*** Baths
**[05:27] ---**
That was a wonderful soak, wasn't it, Popu?
**[05:29] ---**
Yes, it was.
**[05:30] ---**
Is this everyone?
**[05:32] ---**
Yes, Detective Higure.
**[05:33] ---**
Oh?
**[05:36] ---**
Thank you for gathering
so late at night.
**[05:40] ---**
I'm Detective Higure from
police headquarters.
**[05:44] ---**
There's been a murder here at the inn.
**[05:47] ---**
You are all considered
persons of interest.
**[05:51] ---**
I'd like your full cooperation.
**[05:54] ---**
Y-You mean,
there's a killer among us?!
**[05:57] ---**
Hurry up, and capture the suspect!
**[05:59] ---**
I can't believe such a frightening
thing would occur at our inn!
**[06:05] ---**
Calm down, everyone.
**[06:07] ---**
First, I want to hear
what each of you has to say.
**[06:10] ---**
Huh, what are you anyway?
**[06:13] ---**
Uh-oh, she's doing
her busybody thing again.
**[06:17] ---**
I know! You're the killer!
**[06:18] ---**
- There's only one truth!
- Y-You're wrong!
**[06:21] ---**
Popu, don't be rude to the guest.
**[06:23] ---**
Huh?
**[06:29] ---**
- On your way home from work?
- Y-Yes.
**[06:31] ---**
Or from a murder?
**[06:34] ---**
Hey, don't interfere
with my investigation!
**[06:37] ---**
On the rocks? With water?
**[06:38] ---**
Or murder?
**[06:40] ---**
You idiots!
***SIGN*** Inn Madam
**[06:47] ---**
Okay, forensics... Did you find anything?
**[06:51] ---**
- So what was the murder weapon?
- Wow, you're amazing.
**[06:54] ---**
- I didn't know.
- Probably a blunt weapon.
**[06:56] ---**
It took one blow.
**[06:58] ---**
Get these two... outta here!
**[07:04] ---**
I guess that's as far as
we amateurs will get.
**[07:08] ---**
I'll keep you company.
**[07:10] ---**
After all, you're Ginza's top busybody.
**[07:18] ---**
I sure am. Thank you, Popu.
**[07:21] ---**
Well then, let's get to work ourselves.
**[07:24] ---**
Yes!
**[07:26] ---**
The killer is still in this inn.
We need to gather evidence.
**[07:30] ---**
The basic rule of detective work...
is thorough data gathering!
**[07:33] ---**
I recall that my late husband...
got up so many times...
**[07:38] ---**
to go to take a pee.
**[07:43] ---**
Popu, assemble everyone.
I figured it out!
**[07:50] ---**
No kidding! I totally get it!
***SIGN*** 1\an7\fs20}Totally got it*
***SIGN*** Detective Higure
Hiromi Yoshikawa
Kiyoshi Teshigawara
Tanaka
Ichirou Suzuki
Gouzou Kaneko
Camille
**[08:00] ---**
Okay, Mama, everyone's here.
**[08:02] ---**
Thank you, Popu.
**[08:04] ---**
Um... Why did you call us?
**[08:07] ---**
Don't tell me...
You know who the killer is?!
**[08:10] ---**
I didn't do it!
**[08:12] ---**
Now, now... Quiet down, everyone.
**[08:20] ---**
I started working in Ginza
back when this nation still had life.
**[08:26] ---**
Everything back then was
fresh and dazzling.
**[08:31] ---**
I accepted Ginza...
**[08:33] ---**
And Ginza accepted me in return.
***SIGN*** Club Pipimi
**[08:37] ---**
Ready...
**[08:39] ---**
Congratulations on your 25th anniversary,
Mama Pipimi!
**[08:43] ---**
- This is for you.
- Oh my...
***SIGN*** 25th Anniversary
**[08:44] ---**
It's our gift from all of us.
**[08:46] ---**
Mama, go and relax for a change.
**[08:49] ---**
Everyone... Thank you!
**[08:52] ---**
Mama, we're sending Popuko
to accompany you.
**[08:55] ---**
Huh? Me?
**[08:57] ---**
You deserve it for topping sales
last month as a newbie.
**[09:01] ---**
Have fun!
**[09:03] ---**
I did it!
**[09:08] ---**
This trip was a present of love
from all the girls...
**[09:13] ---**
And it's been spoiled by a murder.
**[09:16] ---**
What? Are you saying
it's all my fault?!
**[09:20] ---**
Th-That's...
**[09:22] ---**
How was I to know...
**[09:25] ---**
that we had such an important guest?!
**[09:29] ---**
You're the murderer, right?
**[09:31] ---**
I couldn't forgive him!
**[09:32] ---**
Fifteen years ago, because of that man,
my father...
**[09:37] ---**
I'm going to join Father now...
**[09:40] ---**
Ginza is a mirror
that reflects the human soul.
**[09:45] ---**
Your death won't appease any soul.
**[09:48] ---**
But... I'm a terrible woman!
I deserve to die!
**[09:52] ---**
Fool!
**[09:54] ---**
In Ginza, we call women like you,
a damn fool!
**[09:58] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[09:59] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[10:01] ---**
When you've served your time,
come to my place for a drink.
**[10:06] ---**
It'll be on the house.
**[10:09] ---**
We'll always be waiting for you in Ginza.
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. Characters, organizations, and incidents are purely fictitious.
**[11:33] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:34] ---**
Oh no! Daiichi wants to
discover his real self,
**[11:37] ---**
and plans to study abroad!
**[11:40] ---**
We're going to be separated!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11 "The Sudden Break-up"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11
"The Sudden Break-up"
**[11:45] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:57] ---**
Is something the matter,
Lord Hikomaro Takeshobo?
**[12:01] ---**
Show yourself, Pop Team Epic.
**[12:04] ---**
You may try to hide,
**[12:06] ---**
but I would recognize the stench
of your shitty manga anywhere.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[13:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Sluga sluga
**[13:55] ---**
Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
**[13:58] ---**
Sluga slugabed.
**[14:04] ---**
I am the Sluggard God.
I see potential in you.
***SIGN*** Sluggard God
**[14:07] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[14:08] ---**
Wanna succeed me and rule over my kingdom?
**[14:12] ---**
I can't be bothered!
**[14:18] ---**
Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
***SIGN*** Prickly Realm
**[14:20] ---**
Sluga slugabed.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[14:27] ---**
Pop Team Epic Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[14:34] ---**
It's the start of today's
Pop Team Epic Cooking.
**[14:38] ---**
We're doing a
super-economical recipe today.
**[14:42] ---**
Our ingredient is premium
wagyu tenderloin beef.
**[14:46] ---**
Oh... A cheaper, ordinary
cut of beef will do, right?
**[14:50] ---**
Nope, it has to be this.
I bought it for 50 yen.
**[14:54] ---**
What?!
Where can you find it so cheap?
**[14:58] ---**
Hey you...
Can't you do your own shopping? Huh?
***SIGN*** END
**[15:02] ---**
Fool!
**[15:08] ---**
Overwhelming!
**[15:09] ---**
Weakling!
**[15:10] ---**
Endurance!
**[15:11] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:13] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:14] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:16] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:18] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:19] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:21] ---**
Everybody, say ho!
**[15:37] ---**
Pass, pass!
**[15:38] ---**
Gotcha!
**[15:39] ---**
Satellite Cannon!
**[15:42] ---**
Nice pass... Okay, here I go!
**[15:45] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[15:52] ---**
Bob Team Epic
**[15:55] ---**
Have some water.
**[15:56] ---**
Please press the button
when you're ready to order.
**[15:59] ---**
Why that—!
**[16:13] ---**
Excuse me!
**[16:14] ---**
Bob...!
**[16:15] ---**
Team...!
**[16:16] ---**
Epic!
**[16:18] ---**
Have you decided?
**[16:20] ---**
Why that—!
***SIGN*** Ginza Hostess Detective
**[16:22] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[16:27] ---**
So... you had something to tell me?
**[16:41] ---**
Oh, the food was delicious!
**[16:45] ---**
Do you know what's the most important
thing for Ginza hostesses?
**[16:51] ---**
What is it?
**[16:54] ---**
It's...
**[16:56] ---**
to enjoy life to the fullest.
**[16:59] ---**
Aw, Mama Pipimi...
**[17:02] ---**
That's creepy.
**[17:07] ---**
Did you say "creepy"?
***SIGN*** Ginza Hostess Detective Part 10
Mystery at the Hot Spring
The Crime and Punishment of the Young Inn Madam
**[17:09] ---**
No.
***SIGN*** Baths
**[17:16] ---**
That was a wonderful soak, wasn't it, Popu?
**[17:19] ---**
Yes, it was.
**[17:20] ---**
Is this everyone?
**[17:22] ---**
Yes, Detective Higure.
**[17:23] ---**
Oh! What could this be?
**[17:25] ---**
Thank you for gathering so late at night.
**[17:30] ---**
I'm Detective Higure from
police headquarters.
**[17:34] ---**
There's been a murder here at the inn.
**[17:37] ---**
You are all considered
persons of interest.
**[17:38] ---**
- Detective Higure?
- Can they use his name?
**[17:41] ---**
- It's Higure.
- Seriously?!
**[17:41] ---**
I'd like your full cooperation.
**[17:43] ---**
They named the detective Higure.
**[17:44] ---**
Y-You mean, there's a killer among us?!
**[17:47] ---**
Hurry up, and capture the suspect!
**[17:47] ---**
- They know no fear.
- I'll say.
**[17:49] ---**
I can't believe such a frightening
thing would occur at our inn!
**[17:55] ---**
Calm down, everyone.
**[17:57] ---**
First, I want to hear
what each of you has to say.
**[18:00] ---**
Huh, what are you anyway?
**[18:02] ---**
Damn it, she's gonna be
a busybody again!
**[18:06] ---**
I know! You must be the killer!
**[18:09] ---**
Y-You're wrong!
**[18:11] ---**
Popu, don't be rude to the guest.
**[18:19] ---**
- On your way home from work?
- Uh, yes.
**[18:21] ---**
Or from a murder?
**[18:24] ---**
Hey, don't interfere
with my investigation!
**[18:27] ---**
On the rocks? With water?
**[18:28] ---**
Or murder?
**[18:30] ---**
You idiots!
***SIGN*** Inn Madam
**[18:37] ---**
Okay, forensics... Did you find anything?
**[18:41] ---**
So what was the murder weapon?
**[18:44] ---**
Probably a blunt weapon.
**[18:46] ---**
It took one blow.
**[18:48] ---**
Get these two... outta here!
**[18:54] ---**
I guess that's as far as
we amateurs will get.
**[18:58] ---**
I'll tag along.
**[19:00] ---**
After all, you're Kinshicho's
worst-nightmare busybody!
**[19:08] ---**
I sure am. Thank you, Popu.
**[19:11] ---**
Well then, let's get to work ourselves.
**[19:14] ---**
Roger that!
**[19:16] ---**
The killer is still in this inn.
We need to gather evidence.
**[19:20] ---**
Sleuth Rule Number 1:
Just talk to whomever, right?
**[19:23] ---**
I recall that my late husband...
got up so many times...
**[19:28] ---**
- to go to take a pee.
- You 're dying next.
**[19:33] ---**
Popu, assemble everyone.
I figured it out!
**[19:37] ---**
- I've solved it.
- Hmm... I see.
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, I totally get it!
***SIGN*** 1\an7\fs20}Totally got it*
**[19:43] ---**
I have an announcement, you cops!
***SIGN*** Detective Higure
Hiromi Yoshikawa
Kiyoshi Teshigawara
Tanaka
Ichirou Suzuki
Gouzou Kaneko
Camille
**[19:45] ---**
Hey, you look like Det. Kogoro.
**[19:50] ---**
Okay, Mama, everyone's here.
**[19:52] ---**
Thank you, Popu.
**[19:54] ---**
Um... Why did you call us?
**[19:57] ---**
Don't tell me...
You know who the killer is?!
**[20:00] ---**
I-I didn't do it!
**[20:02] ---**
Now, now... Quiet down, everyone.
**[20:10] ---**
I started working in Ginza
when this nation still had life.
**[20:16] ---**
Everything back then was
fresh and dazzling.
**[20:21] ---**
I accepted Ginza...
**[20:23] ---**
And Ginza accepted me in return.
***SIGN*** Club Pipimi
**[20:27] ---**
Ready...
**[20:29] ---**
Congratulations on your 25th anniversary,
Mama Pipimi!
***SIGN*** 25th Anniversary
**[20:33] ---**
- This is for you.
- Oh my...
**[20:34] ---**
It's our gift from all of us.
**[20:37] ---**
Mama, go and relax for a change.
**[20:39] ---**
Everyone... Thank you!
**[20:42] ---**
Mama, we're sending Popuko
to accompany you.
**[20:45] ---**
Huh? Me?
**[20:47] ---**
You deserve it for topping sales
last month as a newbie.
**[20:51] ---**
Have fun!
**[21:00] ---**
This trip was a present of love
from all the girls...
**[21:03] ---**
And it's been spoiled by the killer!
**[21:06] ---**
What? Are you saying
it's all my fault?!
**[21:10] ---**
Th-That's...
**[21:12] ---**
How was I to know...
**[21:15] ---**
that we had such an important guest?!
**[21:19] ---**
You're the murderer, right?
**[21:21] ---**
I couldn't forgive him!
**[21:22] ---**
Fifteen years ago, because of that man,
my father...
**[21:27] ---**
I'm going to join Father now...
**[21:30] ---**
Ginza is a mirror
of the human soul.
**[21:35] ---**
Your death won't appease any soul.
**[21:38] ---**
But... I'm a terrible woman!
I deserve to die!
**[21:42] ---**
Fool!
**[21:44] ---**
In Ginza, we call women like you,
a damn fool!
**[21:48] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[21:49] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[21:51] ---**
When you've served your time,
come to my place for a drink.
**[21:56] ---**
There's probably only one truth.
**[21:59] ---**
You'll always find us in Kinshicho,
waiting for you.
**[22:04] ---**
Kinshichou Station...
The doors are closing.
**[22:08] ---**
Damn it, I overslept!
**[22:09] ---**
Too bad, that was the last train.
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. Characters, organizations, and incidents are purely fictitious.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:23] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:24] ---**
Oh no! Daiichi wants to
discover his real self,
**[23:27] ---**
and plans to study abroad!
**[23:30] ---**
We're going to be separated!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11 "The Sudden Break-up"
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11
"The Sudden Break-up"
**[23:35] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:38] ---**
**[23:40] ---**
# E11 - Cursed Mansion
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KE99NE6/cursed-mansion)
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**[00:03] ---**
Eisai...
**[00:05] ---**
...haramasukoi!
**[00:08] ---**
What are you doing?
**[00:10] ---**
The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
You think it'll catch on?
**[00:14] ---**
Not a chance.
**[00:20] ---**
I'm sure it will!
**[00:54] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[00:56] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[00:58] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[01:00] ---**
E-E-E-E-Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[01:02] ---**
Eisai...haramasukoi.
**[01:04] ---**
E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
**[01:06] ---**
E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
**[01:08] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[01:09] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
E-E-E-E-E-E...
**[01:13] ---**
E-E-E-E-E...E-E.
**[01:16] ---**
#11
Cursed Mansion
**[01:16] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[01:19] ---**
All together now... Cheers!
**[01:22] ---**
I love the atmosphere of this place.
I'm gonna Instagram it.
**[01:25] ---**
Cool place you found, Hayato.
You outdid yourself.
**[01:28] ---**
I found it on the Net...
on a site that's really hard to find.
**[01:32] ---**
Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
**[01:35] ---**
- Oh, that's the pits.
- I'll say.
**[01:38] ---**
Oh hey, look.
It's from the home party.
**[01:42] ---**
Shota, you're such a party animal.
**[01:45] ---**
Okay, IG Story.
**[01:47] ---**
Yay!
**[01:49] ---**
- Never mind.
- Yeah.
**[01:53] ---**
Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
**[01:55] ---**
I know!
**[01:57] ---**
Like... OMG!
**[01:59] ---**
Leave it to ace here
of our drinking group.
**[02:02] ---**
Oww... Cut it out.
**[02:05] ---**
Yup, he's so handy.
**[02:07] ---**
For sure.
***SIGN*** Cursed Mansion
**[02:18] ---**
Seriously though, let's go together.
**[02:21] ---**
Well, I'm ready and willing.
**[02:23] ---**
It's gotta be you, Reina.
**[02:25] ---**
Aya's been gone a long time.
**[02:27] ---**
Oh, yeah...
**[02:38] ---**
W-What?
**[02:43] ---**
Eww, creepy.
**[02:54] ---**
A-Aya!
**[02:57] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[02:59] ---**
Aya!
**[03:01] ---**
O-Over there!
**[03:04] ---**
There's nothing there, Aya.
**[03:07] ---**
Girls...
**[03:09] ---**
There were two girls standing there!
**[03:12] ---**
Aya, calm down!
**[03:14] ---**
Aya, let's just go back to the room.
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, wait... Shogo!
**[03:27] ---**
- You okay?
- Uh-huh.
**[03:31] ---**
Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
**[03:34] ---**
Huh?
**[03:35] ---**
Trying to look helpless and cute.
**[03:38] ---**
It's gotten really boring.
**[03:41] ---**
I'm not pretending!
**[03:42] ---**
There really were two girls!
I'm not lying!
**[03:46] ---**
Hey, Reina, stop it.
**[03:48] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[03:49] ---**
We all know you have
the hots for Aya.
**[03:53] ---**
It's so disgusting.
**[03:56] ---**
W-What are you saying?!
**[03:59] ---**
So hey, I think it's great.
Pair up, you two!
**[04:04] ---**
And I'll stick with Shogo.
**[04:07] ---**
Hey, Reina.
**[04:10] ---**
I feel sorry for you, Reina.
**[04:13] ---**
You don't even know that
Shogo and I have a thing going?
**[04:21] ---**
I'm in for it now!
**[04:23] ---**
Then what was that kiss
back there in the kitchen?!
**[04:28] ---**
What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
**[04:32] ---**
I had too much to drink and...
**[04:39] ---**
You bastard...
Always getting it on with the girls.
**[04:42] ---**
And always rubbing it in!
**[04:45] ---**
I'll slaughter all of you!
**[04:50] ---**
You wait!
**[04:53] ---**
Help... help!
**[04:56] ---**
I can't take this!
I'm leaving!
**[05:00] ---**
Start! C'mon, start!
**[05:04] ---**
It started!
**[05:14] ---**
Just be a good girl...
**[05:17] ---**
- Damn you!
- What?!
**[05:22] ---**
Aya...!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[06:15] ---**
Bob Team Epic
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[06:17] ---**
Mayor, I've come up with an idea
for new playground equipment!
**[06:21] ---**
Well done!
**[06:22] ---**
How about a jetpack swing?
***SIGN*** Jetpack Swing
**[06:25] ---**
No, that won't do.
It's too dangerous—
**[06:29] ---**
You'll still pay me for all my work!
**[06:31] ---**
With your life!
**[06:42] ---**
Live long.
**[06:51] ---**
Pop Team Epic Stories of Old
**[06:57] ---**
Would you like to know
what I'm reading?
**[06:59] ---**
I would.
**[07:04] ---**
She turned into a tree!
**[07:06] ---**
Pipimi...!
**[07:08] ---**
Don't leave me!
**[07:17] ---**
And that's the way the story goes.
**[07:27] ---**
Pipimi!
**[07:29] ---**
How'd you get so big?
**[07:40] ---**
Science.
**[07:45] ---**
Oh, science.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[07:58] ---**
Pop Team Epic Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[08:04] ---**
- Pop Team Epic...
- Cooking!
**[08:06] ---**
We're making rice omelet today!
**[08:08] ---**
I'll draw a heart with ketchup.
**[08:16] ---**
Oh, this is so embarrassing!
**[08:23] ---**
Noooo!
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:30] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[08:32] ---**
Correspondence Corner
**[08:32] ---**
We have a letter today.
***SIGN*** Correspondence Corner
**[08:34] ---**
Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
***SIGN*** Correspondence Corner
**[08:41] ---**
That really hits hard.
**[08:43] ---**
Gotcha!
**[08:44] ---**
I'll draw tons of keyframes
and make 'em move!
**[08:47] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[08:50] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[08:54] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[08:56] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi dance,
the real McCoy!
***SIGN*** End
**[10:07] ---**
See you!
**[10:17] ---**
Okay, so why aren't we in the anime?
**[10:19] ---**
There's only one episode left.
**[10:21] ---**
No way! It's gonna end like this?!
**[10:23] ---**
Hey, author, if you like Ai****u,
keep making more!
**[11:09] ---**
Too short!
***SIGN*** Preview of Final Episode
***SIGN*** Preview of Final Episode
**[11:15] ---**
As I searched to find myself
I remembered...
**[11:18] ---**
Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
and became a star.
**[11:23] ---**
But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
for all my memories of Sosogu,
**[11:28] ---**
she brought her back to life.
**[11:31] ---**
Now, she's about to lose her life
for me again.
**[11:35] ---**
This time, I want to keep
the promise I made with you.
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
**[11:40] ---**
Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
**[11:43] ---**
Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise
**[11:46] ---**
We'll fall in love once again.
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:53] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[11:58] ---**
What are you doing?
**[12:01] ---**
The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
You think it'll catch on?
**[12:04] ---**
Not a chance.
**[12:10] ---**
I'm sure it will.
**[12:44] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[12:46] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[12:49] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[12:56] ---**
Hey, c’mon!
**[12:57] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[13:06] ---**
#11
Cursed Mansion
**[13:06] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[13:09] ---**
All together now... Cheers!
**[13:12] ---**
I love the atmosphere of this place.
I'm gonna Instagram it.
**[13:13] ---**
Oh, there's four of them.
**[13:15] ---**
Cool place you found, Hayato.
You outdid yourself.
**[13:15] ---**
I get it. Yeah, I get it.
**[13:18] ---**
I found it on the Net...
on a site that's really hard to find.
**[13:19] ---**
I like that hefty one on the right.
He's gonna get killed.
**[13:22] ---**
Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
**[13:25] ---**
Oh, that's the pits.
**[13:25] ---**
See, her nail's coming off.
It's the ghost's doing.
**[13:26] ---**
I'll say.
**[13:28] ---**
Oh hey, look.
It's from the home party.
**[13:28] ---**
The nail comes off, and
you don't see a crescent.
**[13:32] ---**
Shota, you're such a party animal.
**[13:33] ---**
That's a ghostly thing too.
**[13:35] ---**
Okay, IG Story.
**[13:36] ---**
Hmm... she can't read the situation.
**[13:37] ---**
Yay!
**[13:42] ---**
Huh?
**[13:43] ---**
Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
**[13:43] ---**
Y'know the guy talking now?
And the dark-haired girl?
**[13:46] ---**
I know!
**[13:47] ---**
I'll say... so dramatic.
**[13:49] ---**
Like she'd be in a shampoo commercial.
**[13:49] ---**
Leave it to ace here
of our drinking group.
**[13:51] ---**
There's a fireball wafting behind them.
**[13:52] ---**
Oww... Cut it out.
**[13:55] ---**
Yup, he's so handy.
**[13:55] ---**
Yup, there's something there.
**[13:57] ---**
And see the guns above?
**[14:00] ---**
Hey, hey... Huh!?
***SIGN*** Cursed Mansion
**[14:04] ---**
Ah, the title of this is "Cursed Mansion."
**[14:07] ---**
It's snowing steadily.
**[14:08] ---**
Seriously though, let's go together.
**[14:10] ---**
Mmhmm, these two are chummy.
**[14:11] ---**
Well, I'm ready and willing.
**[14:13] ---**
It's gotta be you, Reina.
**[14:14] ---**
Hey, stop the camera!
**[14:15] ---**
Aya's been gone a long time.
**[14:15] ---**
The one holding a Bud***ser, I mean, beer?
His finger moved just now.
**[14:17] ---**
Oh, yeah...
**[14:21] ---**
Didja know home run sluggers
stick their finger up like that?
**[14:25] ---**
He's a ballplayer.
**[14:26] ---**
Yeah... Oh, what?
**[14:28] ---**
W-What?
**[14:29] ---**
What? What?
**[14:32] ---**
This girl...
**[14:33] ---**
Eww, creepy.
**[14:33] ---**
Not only can't she read the situation,
she didn't close the bathroom door earlier.
**[14:37] ---**
Such poor upbringing.
I don't like her...
**[14:40] ---**
Hey, I can see it!
There's something. There is!
**[14:43] ---**
A-Aya!
**[14:45] ---**
Hey... I saw it!
**[14:47] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[14:48] ---**
Yup... It's definitely a female ghost.
**[14:49] ---**
Aya!
**[14:51] ---**
Maybe a male though.
**[14:51] ---**
O-Over there!
**[14:54] ---**
There's nothing.
**[14:55] ---**
Nothing? It disappeared?
**[14:57] ---**
Girls...
**[14:58] ---**
Oh, there were girls. I saw.
**[14:59] ---**
There were two girls standing there!
**[15:02] ---**
Aya, calm down!
**[15:04] ---**
Aya, let's just go back to the room.
**[15:06] ---**
Hey, wait... Shogo!
**[15:08] ---**
Huh?
**[15:13] ---**
Did I hear some poltergeist noise?
**[15:15] ---**
Yeah, that was definitely a poltergeist.
**[15:17] ---**
You okay?
**[15:19] ---**
I wonder what generation these kids are?
**[15:21] ---**
Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
**[15:23] ---**
Although I don't really stress
about millennials and stuff.
**[15:25] ---**
Trying to look helpless and cute.
**[15:27] ---**
But... it must have been late last year...
**[15:28] ---**
It's gotten really boring.
**[15:31] ---**
I'm not pretending!
**[15:32] ---**
I'm on my way to a shoot
and I'm in the car.
**[15:32] ---**
There really were two girls!
I'm not lying!
**[15:36] ---**
Hey, Reina, stop it.
**[15:36] ---**
And next to me is
a young 20-something staffer.
**[15:38] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[15:39] ---**
We all know you have
the hots for Aya.
**[15:41] ---**
And we were chatting away... Then...
**[15:43] ---**
It's so disgusting.
**[15:45] ---**
I hear a "Uh... uh... uh!"
**[15:47] ---**
W-What are you saying?!
**[15:50] ---**
So hey, I think it's great.
Pair up, you two!
**[15:50] ---**
They started gagging like
they were gonna puke.
**[15:53] ---**
I thought, "oh no..."
**[15:54] ---**
And I'll stick with Shogo.
**[15:56] ---**
and I quickly emptied a plastic
grocery bag and gave it to him.
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, Reina.
**[15:59] ---**
And...
**[16:00] ---**
I feel sorry for you, Reina.
**[16:03] ---**
You don't even know that
Shogo and I have a thing going?
**[16:04] ---**
They vomited and immediately felt better.
**[16:08] ---**
Then they hand me the plastic bag!
**[16:11] ---**
That was a scary moment.
I wonder if that was a generational thing.
**[16:12] ---**
I'm in for it now!
**[16:13] ---**
Then what was that kiss
back there in the kitchen?!
**[16:16] ---**
Huh? Hey, he has an axe!
**[16:17] ---**
What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
**[16:19] ---**
I was just about to say so, and look!
**[16:22] ---**
I had too much to drink and...
**[16:28] ---**
I knew that was suspicious.
**[16:29] ---**
You bastard...
Always getting it on with the girls.
**[16:29] ---**
It's winter, right? It's snowing?
**[16:31] ---**
Yet, the table is covered with
candy and snacks, but...
**[16:33] ---**
And always rubbing it in!
**[16:35] ---**
I'll slaughter all of you!
**[16:35] ---**
An out-of-season watermelon?
I knew that was suspicious.
**[16:39] ---**
Oh, no... This is bad!
**[16:41] ---**
Look, a car.
**[16:42] ---**
Cars and horror movies go hand-in-hand.
**[16:46] ---**
I bet... Oh, see!
Here she comes!
**[16:46] ---**
I can't take it! I'm leaving!
**[16:49] ---**
The car won't start. See!
**[16:50] ---**
Start! C'mon, start!
**[16:52] ---**
In American horror movies,
they always try to jump start it...
**[16:54] ---**
It started!
**[17:01] ---**
Hey, it's Popuko and Pipimi.
**[17:04] ---**
Just be a good girl...
**[17:04] ---**
This girl was wearing a black scanty.
**[17:07] ---**
Huh? Wow, so sudden!
**[17:08] ---**
- Damn you!
- What?!
**[17:10] ---**
It's all so fast... Huh?!
**[17:25] ---**
Ah... I see.
**[17:27] ---**
Ah, I figured it all out.
**[17:30] ---**
You see...
**[17:33] ---**
It's like that famous horror film...
I shouldn't say the title.
**[17:39] ---**
It's from the "ShXXXng."
**[17:41] ---**
It's a parody of that movie.
**[17:46] ---**
There, you see?
I saw that photo.
**[17:50] ---**
I didn't let on I knew because
I didn't want to scare you all.
**[17:55] ---**
There, see... the dying message.
**[17:59] ---**
"The End."
**[18:05] ---**
Bob Team Epic
**[18:07] ---**
Mayor, I've come up with an idea
for new playground equipment!
**[18:11] ---**
Well done!
**[18:12] ---**
How about a jetpack swing?
***SIGN*** Jetpack Swing
**[18:15] ---**
No, that won't do.
It's too dangerous—
**[18:19] ---**
You'll still pay me for all my work!
**[18:21] ---**
With your life!
**[18:32] ---**
Live long.
**[18:40] ---**
Pop Team Epic Stories of Old
**[18:47] ---**
Would you like to know
what I'm reading?
**[18:49] ---**
I would.
**[18:55] ---**
She turned into a tree!
**[18:56] ---**
Pipimi...!
**[18:58] ---**
If you go, I'll join you!
**[19:05] ---**
I would, too.
**[19:08] ---**
And that's the way the story goes.
**[19:17] ---**
Pipimi!
**[19:19] ---**
How'd you get so big?
**[19:30] ---**
Science.
**[19:35] ---**
Oh, science.
**[19:38] ---**
Oh, sigh...
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:48] ---**
Pop Team Epic Cooking.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:54] ---**
- Pop Team Epic...
- Cooking!
**[19:56] ---**
We're making rice omelet today!
**[19:58] ---**
I'll draw a heart with ketchup.
**[20:07] ---**
Oh, this is so embarrassing!
**[20:10] ---**
You saw us.
**[20:13] ---**
Noooo!
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[20:20] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Correspondence Corner
**[20:22] ---**
We have a letter today.
**[20:24] ---**
Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
**[20:31] ---**
That really hits hard.
**[20:33] ---**
Gotcha!
**[20:34] ---**
I'll draw tons of keyframes
and make 'em move!
**[20:37] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[20:40] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[20:44] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[20:46] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi dance,
the real McCoy!
**[20:49] ---**
Explosion, Implosion, Beware.
**[21:00] ---**
Something that happens a lot in france
**[21:02] ---**
is that people tend to be
pretentious about wine,
**[21:05] ---**
even though they don't know
what they're talking about.
**[21:08] ---**
Here, Popuko is talking about her drink.
**[21:18] ---**
Oh, Paris!
**[21:20] ---**
The perfect day to enjoy a glass.
**[21:25] ---**
Look! Texture as smooth as silk.
**[21:29] ---**
Color so clear, light shines through it.
**[21:35] ---**
I'm tipsy from its fragrance!
**[21:37] ---**
Just finish that grape juice!
***SIGN*** End
**[21:57] ---**
See you!
**[22:01] ---**
This must be heaven.
***SIGN*** Preview of Final Episode
**[23:05] ---**
As I searched to find myself
I remembered...
**[23:08] ---**
Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
and became a star.
**[23:13] ---**
But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
for all my memories of Sosogu,
**[23:18] ---**
she brought her back to life.
**[23:21] ---**
Now, she's about to lose her life
for me again.
**[23:25] ---**
This time, I want to keep
the promise I made with you.
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
**[23:30] ---**
Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
**[23:33] ---**
Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise
**[23:36] ---**
We'll fall in love once again.
# E12 - The Age of Pop Team Epic
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRKE9KNPR/the-age-of-pop-team-epic)
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***SIGN*** Takeshobo
***SIGN*** Recover
"Pop Team Epicrimson"…
**[00:31] ---**
It happened ten years ago...
***SIGN*** He has
"Pop Team Epicrimson"
***SIGN*** His name...
***SIGN*** Full Name: Popuchin Popusuke
Code Name: Combat Popuchin
Age: 29 Size: 181 cm 70 kg
**[00:56] ---**
Pop Team Epicrimson
**[01:00] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[01:06] ---**
I can't see a thing.
**[01:08] ---**
Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
**[01:09] ---**
It's like the darkness
before light was born.
**[01:14] ---**
Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
**[01:16] ---**
And this stench
that reeks of despair...
***SIGN*** Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
***SIGN*** Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
**[01:19] ---**
Is it a deadly poison born
out of a foolish era?
**[01:24] ---**
We have become
so disgustingly depraved...
***SIGN*** Series Composition: Jun Aoki
***SIGN*** Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
***SIGN*** Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
***SIGN*** Music Production: King Records
**[01:28] ---**
To get involved with
that Nihility Farce!
***SIGN*** Series Directors:
***SIGN*** Jun Aoki
***SIGN*** Aoi Umeki
***SIGN*** Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
**[01:32] ---**
This is a deep darkness...
**[01:35] ---**
No... It is not darkness.
Only total ignorance!
**[01:41] ---**
They're short and stubby,
the antithesis of cute!
**[01:45] ---**
It makes me want to puke every time!
**[01:48] ---**
The mythology which we created
so painstakingly...
**[01:53] ---**
This Nihility Farce brought
such dishonor!
**[01:56] ---**
However...
**[01:58] ---**
Back then...
**[02:00] ---**
How did they do the Infinite Break
from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
**[02:05] ---**
The mightiest supermen
have failed until now...
**[02:10] ---**
It was going smoothly up to
the shrinker sedation.
**[02:17] ---**
By rights, their arche would be King's...
**[02:24] ---**
But suddenly, Macbeth Records
had an abnormal expansion...
**[02:29] ---**
And the decoherence xanadu
did a parallel excitation.
**[02:33] ---**
Ridiculous! How can that be?!
**[02:35] ---**
Still, it happened in reality.
**[02:38] ---**
Not just once, but continuously.
**[02:41] ---**
And the unthinkable result...
***SIGN*** January 2018
The Anime Begins!
**[02:48] ---**
We have been helpless
since that humiliating day!
**[02:53] ---**
The Nihility Farce has
spread worldwide...
**[02:55] ---**
If it had been broadcast
with that scenario intact...
**[03:00] ---**
We would have hegemony!
**[03:01] ---**
Hegemony...
**[03:02] ---**
Hegemony...
**[03:04] ---**
Music to my ears...
**[03:08] ---**
Just the sound of that word!
**[03:12] ---**
Next season,
hegemony shall be ours.
**[03:15] ---**
For that, those two must be...
**[03:18] ---**
Rest assured.
**[03:20] ---**
The special elite force,
Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
**[03:26] ---**
Oh! The Hamlet Death Gods!
**[03:30] ---**
Even those two...
**[03:32] ---**
Shall see their end this time!
**[03:37] ---**
Oh it's so hot!
**[03:40] ---**
So yummy!
**[03:57] ---**
To die without disclosing who
sent them shows much spirit.
**[04:06] ---**
Well, it's probably Take anyway.
**[04:12] ---**
Okay, shall we go?
**[04:16] ---**
You'll be sorry, Takeshobo...
***SIGN*** Tap to select a card
***SIGN*** Begin Synthesis
***SIGN*** Select cards to synthesize
***SIGN*** Face reality and bring forth your true potential
***SIGN*** Evolution Synthesis
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** Begin Synthesis
***SIGN*** Do you really want to synthesize?
**[04:36] ---**
I can become...much stronger!
***SIGN*** Synthesis complete
**[04:47] ---**
Rarity Up.
***SIGN*** Kiwi
**[04:57] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[04:59] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:01] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:03] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:05] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:07] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:09] ---**
My eyeglasses...
**[05:10] ---**
It's mine.
**[05:11] ---**
- It's mine.
- No, mine.
**[05:15] ---**
- It's mine.
- It's mine.
**[05:18] ---**
- It's mine!
- Mine!
**[05:21] ---**
A black hole!
**[05:36] ---**
So this is a school!
**[05:38] ---**
Ponta!
**[05:39] ---**
I keep telling you,
you can't come to school like this!
**[05:43] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[05:45] ---**
I-I'm... sorry.
**[05:48] ---**
Please... don't hit me.
Please don't hit me.
**[05:55] ---**
What?!
You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
**[05:58] ---**
No! This thing always plays the victim!
***SIGN*** 1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
Composed by Bkub Okawa*
***SIGN*** It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
***SIGN*** *That tree will grow tall and strong*
***SIGN*** *That's what growing up means
(no complaining)*
***SIGN*** *No one is complaining
(except you)*
***SIGN*** *It just shows you're not doing your best*
***SIGN*** *It just shows you're not doing your best*
***SIGN*** *I... will... kill... you*
***SIGN*** *With a friendly punch, good day*
***SIGN*** *Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit*
***SIGN*** *Poppi, poppin destruction*
***SIGN*** *I'm gonna do my best!*
***SIGN*** *Poppin!*
***SIGN*** *Destruction*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *This is so much fun*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *Destruction*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *This is so much fun*
***SIGN*** *I... will... kill... you*
***SIGN*** *You are my sunshine*
***SIGN*** Takeshobo
**[07:47] ---**
What the hell?!
**[07:48] ---**
Whaddya want?!
**[07:50] ---**
Quit foolin' around!
**[07:52] ---**
Don't blow things up!
**[08:03] ---**
That hitman...
Didn't you order him?
**[08:08] ---**
What're you talking about?
**[08:09] ---**
The anime's coming to an end...
**[08:11] ---**
In the name of the Moon,
we'll punish you!
**[08:13] ---**
Anime? What're you're talking about?
**[08:16] ---**
Of course, you know.
**[08:17] ---**
It's true! We haven't
invested in anything!
**[08:21] ---**
Really? You didn't?
**[08:23] ---**
Nope... Not a penny!
**[08:26] ---**
Then who did?
**[08:28] ---**
"K." It's all their doing.
**[08:31] ---**
Korokke?
**[08:31] ---**
You mean, King?
**[08:34] ---**
Now I see...
who the evil mastermind it!
***SIGN*** The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
Pop Team Epic
**[08:47] ---**
Intruders!
**[08:53] ---**
Target center, then switch.
**[08:54] ---**
Outta the way!
**[08:58] ---**
Put our hands together in happiness.
**[09:04] ---**
Hey, you're all here.
**[09:07] ---**
King or whatever...
Today's your last day.
**[09:13] ---**
We didn't expect you to
make it all the way here.
**[09:16] ---**
Perfect timing.
**[09:18] ---**
This will be your graves...
and we'll obtain hegemony!
**[09:24] ---**
Arise, our star child!
**[09:35] ---**
This is the ultimate form
of King Records!
**[09:40] ---**
Akashic Records!
**[09:44] ---**
Popu-chan!
**[09:46] ---**
Now, Pipipippi!
**[09:48] ---**
Okay, leave it to me!
**[09:50] ---**
Synthesize!
**[10:05] ---**
It's me!
**[10:08] ---**
*Hegemony Dynamic!*
**[10:12] ---**
Are you angry?
**[10:13] ---**
We are not angry!
**[10:25] ---**
Pi...Pipimi?
**[10:30] ---**
Pipimi!
**[10:36] ---**
Hey!
**[10:40] ---**
What's the matter?
**[10:43] ---**
Pipimi is...
**[10:46] ---**
Okay, leave it to me!
I can travel through time!
**[10:51] ---**
Now, take my hand!
**[10:56] ---**
Who are you?
**[10:57] ---**
Huh? I'm Shota Aoi.
**[11:00] ---**
Is that so?
**[11:02] ---**
Do your best.
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:51] ---**
They're coming from above.
Be careful.
**[11:57] ---**
Over here... Popuchin!
**[12:01] ---**
What's with these stairs?!
**[12:04] ---**
Anyway, let's go in.
**[12:19] ---**
Well, if I have to choose,
I choose this red door.
**[12:44] ---**
And this is how Popuchin and Popusuke
got the Crimson.
**[12:50] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[12:55] ---**
Darn... I can't see nothin'.
**[12:58] ---**
I say, it's like them times of darkness
before light was born.
**[12:58] ---**
Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
**[13:04] ---**
Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
**[13:05] ---**
And this stench
that reeks of despair...
**[13:09] ---**
Is it a deadly poison born
out of a foolish era?
***SIGN*** Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
***SIGN*** Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
**[13:14] ---**
We have become
so disgustingly depraved...
***SIGN*** Series Composition: Jun Aoki
***SIGN*** Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
***SIGN*** Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
***SIGN*** Music Production: King Records
**[13:18] ---**
To get involved with
that Nihility Farce!
***SIGN*** Series Directors:
***SIGN*** Jun Aoki
***SIGN*** Aoi Umeki
***SIGN*** Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
**[13:22] ---**
Like, this is totally deep darkness...
**[13:26] ---**
No... It is not darkness.
Only total ignorance!
**[13:31] ---**
Pik*chu...!
**[13:33] ---**
Number 51 is, yes...
**[13:35] ---**
It makes me want to puke every time!
**[13:38] ---**
The mythology which we created
so painstakingly...
**[13:43] ---**
This Nihility Farce brought
such dishonor!
**[13:46] ---**
However... back then...
**[13:49] ---**
How did they do the Infinite Break
from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
**[13:55] ---**
The mightiest supermen
have failed until now...
**[14:00] ---**
It was going smoothly up to
the shrinker sedation.
**[14:07] ---**
By rights, their arche would be King's...
**[14:14] ---**
But suddenly, Macbeth Records
had an abnormal expansion...
**[14:19] ---**
And the decoherence xanadu
did a parallel excitation.
**[14:23] ---**
Ridiculous! How can that be?!
**[14:25] ---**
Yeah but... it really happened.
**[14:29] ---**
Not just once, but continuously.
**[14:31] ---**
And the result... was unthinkable...
***SIGN*** January 2018
The Anime Begins!
**[14:38] ---**
4000 physical copies sold in week one?
**[14:41] ---**
Don't bring up statistics
that we can't dispute.
**[14:45] ---**
If we had only aired it
with the original storyboard.
**[14:49] ---**
Hegemony would be ours!
**[14:51] ---**
Hegemony!
**[14:53] ---**
Hegemony... Man, that sounds so sweet.
**[14:57] ---**
Mmhmm... music to my ears.
**[15:03] ---**
Hegemony shall be ours next season.
**[15:06] ---**
Then for real, those two hafta...
**[15:08] ---**
Don't worry!
**[15:10] ---**
The special elite force,
Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
**[15:15] ---**
Oh! Hamlet's Death Pokem*ns!
**[15:20] ---**
Even those two...
**[15:21] ---**
...are gonna be dead, for sure.
**[15:29] ---**
- So sweet, this sweet potato.
- Yeah, sweet.
**[15:31] ---**
Delicious sweet potato...
**[15:47] ---**
To die without disclosing
**[15:49] ---**
who sent you shows much spirit.
**[15:53] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:56] ---**
It's probably Take, right?
**[16:02] ---**
Okay, let's go.
**[16:06] ---**
You'll be sorry, Takeshobo!
***SIGN*** Tap to select a card
***SIGN*** Begin Synthesis
***SIGN*** Select cards to synthesize
***SIGN*** Face reality and bring forth your true potential
***SIGN*** Evolution Synthesis
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** Begin Synthesis
***SIGN*** Do you really want to synthesize?
**[16:25] ---**
I can become... much stronger!
***SIGN*** Synthesis complete
**[16:37] ---**
Rarity Up.
***SIGN*** Pipimi
**[16:47] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[16:50] ---**
Hey! I bet you did it!
**[16:54] ---**
Want some katsudon?
**[16:57] ---**
You've got a tight lip.
**[16:59] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[17:01] ---**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[17:04] ---**
You! You! You!
**[17:06] ---**
Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
**[17:08] ---**
You! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
**[17:10] ---**
You! Katsudon!
**[17:13] ---**
- I'm katsudon!
- There you go!
**[17:25] ---**
So this is a school!
**[17:28] ---**
Ponta!
**[17:29] ---**
I keep telling you,
you can't come to school like this!
**[17:33] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[17:35] ---**
I-I'm... sorry.
**[17:39] ---**
Please... don't hit me.
Please don't hit me.
**[17:45] ---**
What?!
You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
**[17:48] ---**
No! This thing always plays the victim!
***SIGN*** 1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
Composed by Bkub Okawa*
***SIGN*** It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
***SIGN*** *That tree will grow tall and strong*
***SIGN*** *That's what growing up means
(no complaining)*
***SIGN*** *No one is complaining
(except you)*
***SIGN*** *It just shows you're not doing your best*
***SIGN*** *It just shows you're not doing your best*
***SIGN*** *I... will... kill... you*
***SIGN*** *With a friendly punch, good day*
***SIGN*** *Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit*
***SIGN*** *Poppi, poppin destruction*
***SIGN*** *I'm gonna do my best!*
***SIGN*** *Poppin!*
***SIGN*** *Destruction*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *This is so much fun*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *Destruction*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *This is so much fun*
***SIGN*** *I... will... kill... you*
***SIGN*** *You are my sunshine*
**[19:35] ---**
Let's really do this!
***SIGN*** Takeshobo
**[19:37] ---**
Whaddya want?!
**[19:40] ---**
Quit foolin' around!
**[19:42] ---**
Don't blow things up!
**[19:53] ---**
That hitman...
Didn't you order him?
**[19:57] ---**
What're you talking about?
**[19:59] ---**
You wanted to settle things
since the anime's ending?
**[20:04] ---**
Anime? What're you talking about?
**[20:06] ---**
Hey, don't lie to a grown-up.
**[20:08] ---**
It's true! We haven't
invested in anything!
**[20:11] ---**
Really? You didn't?
**[20:13] ---**
Nope... Not a penny!
**[20:16] ---**
Tightwad! Then who did?
**[20:18] ---**
"K." It's all their doing.
**[20:22] ---**
You mean, King?
**[20:24] ---**
Now I see...
who the evil mastermind it!
***SIGN*** The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
Pop Team Epic
**[20:37] ---**
Intruders!
**[20:40] ---**
- Joy.
- And refinement.
**[20:47] ---**
Made in Heaven!
**[20:54] ---**
Hey, you're all here.
**[20:57] ---**
King or whatever...
Today's your last day.
**[21:03] ---**
We didn't expect you to
make it all the way here.
**[21:06] ---**
Perfect timing.
**[21:08] ---**
This will be your graves...
and we'll obtain hegemony!
**[21:14] ---**
Ugh... creepy.
**[21:15] ---**
All heil, Star Child!
**[21:24] ---**
This is the ultimate form of King Records!
**[21:29] ---**
Akashic Records!
**[21:35] ---**
Akashic Records?
That's so laughable.
**[21:38] ---**
This is getting good!
**[21:39] ---**
Here we go... Synthesize!
**[21:53] ---**
The adorable whirlwind...
will sweep you away!
**[21:58] ---**
*Hegemony Dynamic!*
**[22:01] ---**
Are you upset?
**[22:03] ---**
We're not upset...!
**[22:15] ---**
Yay!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Special Announcement
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop
Season Two Confirmed!
**[23:19] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:20] ---**
We had planned on solo careers...
**[23:23] ---**
But out of the blue, Daiichi proposed
and said let's live abroad!
**[23:27] ---**
Which dream should I choose?
**[23:30] ---**
Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2
Episode 1
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2 Episode 1 ""Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
**[23:33] ---**
"Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next season.
# Season 2
# E1 - Identity
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDE447/identity)
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Editor:
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**[00:00] ---**
**[00:00] ???**
It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
**[00:03] ???**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[00:07] ???**
I will put an end to you.
**[00:10] Shouta Aoi**
Put an end to me?
**[00:12] Shouta Aoi**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[00:16] Shouta Aoi**
Just who do you think you are?
**[00:34] Shouta Aoi**
It's me?
**[00:57] ---**
*There's no such thing as an endless battle*
**[01:03] ---**
*I've continued down*
**[01:06] ---**
*This path that I believe in*
**[01:10] ---**
*The lost cries echo*
**[01:16] ---**
*No matter what,*
**[01:18] ---**
*I will come to you all*
**[01:23] ---**
*I won't let everyone's desires*
**[01:26] ---**
*Be destroyed*
**[01:29] ---**
*Stop getting in the way*
**[01:31] ---**
*My other me's shadow*
**[01:36] ---**
*Go beyond time and space*
**[01:38] ---**
*And take on this spiraling destiny*
**[01:42] ---**
*Even if this is just*
**[01:44] ---**
*God playing tricks on us*
**[01:49] ---**
*I cannot be stopped*
**[01:51] ---**
*Until I can protect your smile*
**[01:55] ---**
*Tear through the darkness*
**[01:59] ---**
*And go forth*
**[02:01] ---**
*Endless love*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Identity
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[02:13] Popuko**
Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
**[02:16] Pipimi**
Sure.
**[02:18] Popuko**
Tooth!
**[02:20] Popuko**
Well?
**[02:22] Pipimi**
I saw it.
**[02:23] Popuko**
And?!
**[02:28] Popuko**
You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
**[02:30] Pipimi**
Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
**[02:32] Popuko**
That's fine. I'm just getting started!
**[02:35] Popuko**
Can you do this, then?
**[02:37] Popuko**
Tooth!
**[02:40] Popuko**
Tooth!
**[02:40] Popuko**
Tooth warp!
**[02:42] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[02:51] Popuko**
Huh?
**[02:52] Popuko**
You can do it... too?
**[02:55] Pipimi**
It was just a fluke.
**[02:57] Popuko**
Th-Then, this is gonna be real hard!
**[03:05] Popuko**
The hair—
**[03:05] Pipimi**
The hair whorl whirl?
**[03:06] Popuko**
You even know the name of it!
I've got a bad feeling about this!
**[03:09] Pipimi**
Hair whorl whirl.
**[03:10] Popuko**
I knew it! You can do it!
You can do all of these!
**[03:13] Popuko**
You don't even need me!
**[03:17] Pipimi**
I do.
**[03:18] Pipimi**
I do need you, Popu-chan!
**[03:20] Pipimi**
Everyone's different.
**[03:21] Pipimi**
You possess something unique only
to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
**[03:24] Pipimi**
Let's go find it!
**[03:30] Popuko**
Yeah, let's go!
**[03:38] ---**
*Let's go and find out*
**[03:41] ---**
*What's so unique about us*
**[03:44] ---**
* Let's go and find out,*
* yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah*
**[03:50] ---**
*The two of us*
**[03:53] ---**
*Together*
**[03:56] ---**
*Somewhere in this great big world*
**[03:59] ---**
*There! Over there! Here!*
**[04:01] ---**
*There! Over there! Here!*
**[04:02] ---**
*Our uniqueness*
**[04:05] ---**
*To the ends of the vast universe*
**[04:08] ---**
*Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl*
**[04:16] Pipimi**
Okay, your turn.
**[04:21] Pipimi**
Her footsteps have no flair.
**[04:27] ---**
*Friends are just*
**[04:28] ---**
*The best*
**[04:30] ---**
*F'real*
**[04:33] ---**
*Friendship is*
**[04:34] ---**
*Beautiful, bae*
**[04:36] ---**
*Fo sho*
**[04:37] ---**
*A rainbow appears*
**[04:38] ---**
*Heart to heart*
**[04:49] Popuko**
* Yes... The end of the journey*
* lies within your heart!*
**[04:53] ---**
*Your heart*
**[04:56] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[04:59] ---**
*Yeah*
**[04:59] ---**
*Your heart*
**[05:02] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[05:05] ---**
*Your heart*
**[05:07] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[05:15] Popuko**
Who the hell are you punks?!
**[05:16] Popuko**
Shoo! Scram! You shitheads!
**[05:20] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
**[05:22] Pipimi**
Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
**[05:26] Popuko**
Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
**[05:29] Popuko**
I can wink with both of my eyes!
**[05:36] Pipimi**
You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
**[05:47] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[05:50] Pipimi**
We'd like to thank you all for coming
to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
**[05:54] Pipimi**
production announcement
press conference today.
**[05:58] Pipimi**
And now, let's have a few
words for our dear fans.
**[06:00] Popuko**
Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
**[06:03] Popuko**
You're shit! Absolute shit!
**[06:07] Pipimi**
Well, that was rather inappropriate.
**[06:11] Pipimi**
We offer our viewers our most
sincere apologies.
**[06:15] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[06:19] Pipimi**
Whenever you go out,
don't you just get bombarded
**[06:21] Pipimi**
with comments like, "Hey, aren't
you from Pop Team Epic?"
**[06:24] Popuko**
Aw, you think so? You really think so?
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[06:36] Popuko**
Ah, this must be the Hatersville
I've heard so much about.
**[06:41] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[06:44] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[06:47] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[06:56] Popuko**
You mad?
**[06:58] Pipimi**
Nope.
**[07:01] Popuko**
You mad?
**[07:03] Pipimi**
Nope... I'm not.
**[07:08] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:11] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:14] Pipimi**
Okay, who's thrown away all
of their preconceived notions?
**[07:17] Popuko**
Me!
**[07:18] Pipimi**
Okay, let's go.
**[07:19] Popuko**
Heck yeah!
**[07:21] Popuko**
This seems like so much fun!
**[07:25] Pipimi**
Throw that notion away!
**[07:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:30] Popuko**
Let's all brainstorm how we can
make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
**[07:35] Rabbit**
But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
if it was actually funny!
**[07:39] Popuko**
All right, next!
**[07:42] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:46] Pipimi**
We've received some letters.
**[07:48] Pipimi**
"How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
when it's such a shit series?"
**[07:53] Popuko**
Well, that's because the characters in
Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[08:03] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[08:06] Someone**
Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Stained Glass Fortunetelling
**[08:12] Pipimi**
I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Prophecy
Predictor
Pipimi
**[08:15] Pipimi**
I see a ray of hope
shining into your heart...
**[08:18] Pipimi**
Behold... This beautiful stained
glass will show me your future.
**[08:24] Pipimi**
The horoscope for those born under
the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
**[08:24] Popuko**
Lookie, lookie!
**[08:25] Popuko**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
**[08:28] Popuko**
Slam!
**[08:30] Popuko**
An acorn!
***SIGN*** Today's horoscope...
Acorn
**[08:32] Pipimi**
There you have it.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:40] Pipimi**
I heard this forest is bad news.
**[08:42] Popuko**
I wanna go home...
**[08:47] Popuko**
I think I hear something.
**[08:49] Pipimi**
O-Oh, shit!
**[08:50] Popuko**
Huh?
**[08:51] Popuko**
No! Save me!
**[08:54] Popuko**
No, Chocobo, no!
**[09:11] Popuko and Pipimi**
Whoo!
**[09:12] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[09:15] Popuko**
Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
**[09:20] Pipimi**
Pippiman to the rescue!
**[09:24] Popuko**
Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
**[09:27] Pipimi**
You're gonna have to save scum this one.
**[09:30] Popuko**
I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
**[09:33] Popuko**
Save scum!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[09:34] Pipimi**
I'm sorry!
**[09:37] Popuko**
Hey, hey!
**[09:40] Popuko**
Uh! Uh-huh!
**[09:43] Popuko**
Yo, check it out, yo!
**[09:45] Popuko**
Hey, what's up, bro? You are...
**[09:47] Popuko**
Why you my friend?
**[09:50] Popuko**
Why you my friend... man?
**[09:54] Pipimi**
Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
**[09:56] Popuko**
Huh?!
**[09:59] Pipimi**
JK!
**[10:04] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:11] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:19] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:33] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:41] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:56] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:05] Popuko**
Great job!
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Room
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Popuko**
Great job! That was so much fun!
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Great job. It really was!
**[11:11] Pipimi**
It's been so long since we
got to record together.
**[11:13] Popuko**
Right? Not to mention,
it was just the two of us!
**[11:15] Pipimi**
I know, right? That might be a first.
**[11:17] Popuko**
Right? I was so happy.
**[11:19] Pipimi**
Seriously. We kept talking
even when we weren't recording.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:24] Popuko**
Like, "What are you up to?"
**[11:26] Pipimi**
Yeah, every free moment we got.
**[11:27] Popuko**
But seriously, though, you haven't aged a day,
Minorin. You haven't changed at all.
**[11:32] Pipimi**
Oh, come on! You're the one
who hasn't changed at all!
**[11:36] Popuko**
See? This is basically how it went.
**[11:38] Popuko**
But seriously, you haven't changed at all!
**[11:40] Popuko**
So yeah, I look forward to
working with you again.
**[11:42] Pipimi**
Likewise!
**[11:44] Popuko**
I'm glad we got to be on this show together.
**[11:46] Pipimi**
Right?! Seriously.
**[11:47] Popuko**
It was so much fun.
**[11:48] Pipimi**
I'm just so happy.
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] ???**
It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
**[11:54] ???**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[11:57] ???**
I will put an end to you.
**[12:00] Shouta Aoi**
Put an end to me?
**[12:02] Shouta Aoi**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[12:06] Shouta Aoi**
Just who do you think you are?
**[12:24] Shouta Aoi**
It's me?
**[12:47] ---**
*There's no such thing as an endless battle*
**[12:53] ---**
*I've continued down*
**[12:56] ---**
*This path that I believe in*
**[13:00] ---**
*The lost cries echo*
**[13:06] ---**
*No matter what,*
**[13:08] ---**
*I will come to you all*
**[13:13] ---**
*I won't let everyone's desires*
**[13:16] ---**
*Be destroyed*
**[13:19] ---**
*Stop getting in the way*
**[13:21] ---**
*My other me's shadow*
**[13:26] ---**
*Go beyond time and space*
**[13:28] ---**
*And take on this spiraling destiny*
**[13:32] ---**
*Even if this is just*
**[13:34] ---**
*God playing tricks on us*
**[13:39] ---**
*I cannot be stopped*
**[13:41] ---**
*Until I can protect your smile*
**[13:45] ---**
*Tear through the darkness*
**[13:49] ---**
*And go forth*
**[13:51] ---**
*Endless love*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Identity
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[14:02] Popuko**
Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
**[14:06] Pipimi**
Sure.
**[14:08] Popuko**
Nyah!
**[14:11] Popuko**
Well?
**[14:12] Pipimi**
I saw it.
**[14:13] Popuko**
And?!
**[14:18] Popuko**
You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
**[14:20] Pipimi**
Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
**[14:22] Popuko**
That's fine. I'm just getting started!
**[14:25] Popuko**
Can you do this, then?
**[14:30] Popuko**
Tooth warp!
**[14:32] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[14:41] Popuko**
Huh?
**[14:43] Popuko**
Y-Y-You can do it too?
**[14:45] Pipimi**
It was just a fluke.
**[14:47] Popuko**
Th-Then...
**[14:49] Popuko**
How about this? It's gonna be real hard!
**[14:54] Popuko**
The hair—
**[14:55] Pipimi**
The hair whorl whirl?
**[14:56] Popuko**
You even know the name of it!
I've got a bad feeling about this!
**[14:59] Pipimi**
Hair whorl whirl.
**[15:00] Popuko**
I knew it! You can do it!
You can do all of these!
**[15:03] Popuko**
You don't even need me!
**[15:07] Pipimi**
I do.
**[15:08] Pipimi**
I do need you, Popu-chan!
**[15:10] Pipimi**
Everyone's different.
**[15:11] Pipimi**
You possess something unique only
to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
**[15:15] Pipimi**
Let's go find it!
**[15:20] Popuko**
Yeah, let's go!
**[15:28] ---**
*Let's go and find out*
**[15:31] ---**
*What's so unique about us*
**[15:34] ---**
* Let's go and find out,*
* yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah*
**[15:40] ---**
*The two of us*
**[15:43] ---**
*Together*
**[15:46] ---**
*Somewhere in this great big world*
**[15:49] ---**
*There! Over there! Here!*
**[15:51] ---**
*There! Over there! Here!*
**[15:52] ---**
*Our uniqueness*
**[15:56] ---**
*To the ends of the vast universe*
**[15:58] ---**
*Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl*
**[16:06] Pipimi**
Okay, your turn.
**[16:11] Pipimi**
Her footsteps have no flair.
**[16:17] ---**
*Friends are just*
**[16:18] ---**
*The best*
**[16:20] ---**
*F'real*
**[16:23] ---**
*Friendship is*
**[16:24] ---**
*Beautiful, bae*
**[16:26] ---**
*Fo sho*
**[16:27] ---**
*A rainbow appears*
**[16:28] ---**
*Heart to heart*
**[16:39] Popuko**
* Yes... The end of the journey*
* lies within your heart!*
**[16:43] ---**
*Your heart*
**[16:46] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[16:48] ---**
*Yeah*
**[16:49] ---**
*Your heart*
**[16:52] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[16:55] ---**
*Your heart*
**[16:57] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[17:05] Popuko**
Who the hell are you punks?!
**[17:06] Popuko**
Shoo! Scram! You shitheads! Damn it!
**[17:10] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
**[17:13] Pipimi**
Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
**[17:16] Popuko**
Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
**[17:19] Popuko**
I can wink with both of my eyes!
**[17:26] Pipimi**
You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
**[17:30] Popuko**
Scissors!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[17:37] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[17:40] Pipimi**
We'd like to thank you all for coming
to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
**[17:44] Pipimi**
production announcement
press conference today.
**[17:48] Pipimi**
And now, let's have a few
words for our dear fans.
**[17:50] Popuko**
Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
**[17:54] Popuko**
You're shit! Absolute shit!
**[17:57] Popuko**
Hey, you hear me? You're shit.
**[17:57] Pipimi**
Well, that was rather inappropriate.
**[18:01] Pipimi**
We offer our viewers our most
sincere apologies.
**[18:05] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[18:09] Pipimi**
Whenever you go out,
don't you just get bombarded
**[18:11] Pipimi**
with comments like, "Hey, aren't
you from Pop Team Epic?"
**[18:15] Popuko**
Aw, you think so?
**[18:18] Popuko**
You really think so?
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[18:26] Popuko**
Ah, this must be the Hatersville
I've heard so much about.
**[18:31] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[18:34] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[18:37] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[18:40] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[18:47] Popuko**
You mad?
**[18:47] Pipimi**
Nope.
**[18:51] Popuko**
You mad?
**[18:53] Pipimi**
Nope... I'm not.
**[18:58] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:01] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:04] Pipimi**
Okay, who's thrown away all
of their preconceived notions?
**[19:06] Popuko**
Me!
**[19:08] Pipimi**
Okay, let's go.
**[19:09] Popuko**
Heck yeah!
**[19:11] Popuko**
This seems like so much fun!
**[19:15] Pipimi**
Throw that notion away!
**[19:17] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:20] Popuko**
Let's all brainstorm how we can
make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
**[19:25] Rabbit**
But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
if it was actually funny!
**[19:29] Popuko**
All right, next!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:33] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:37] Pipimi**
We've received some letters.
**[19:38] Pipimi**
"How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
when it's such a shit series?"
**[19:43] Popuko**
Well, that's because the characters in
Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
**[19:47] Popuko**
Amirite?
**[19:52] Popuko**
Amirite?
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[19:53] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:56] Someone**
Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Stained Glass Fortunetelling
**[20:02] Pipimi**
I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Prophecy
Predictor
Pipimi
**[20:05] Pipimi**
I see a ray of hope
shining into your heart...
**[20:08] Pipimi**
Behold... This beautiful stained
glass will show me your future.
**[20:14] Pipimi**
The horoscope for those born under
the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
**[20:14] Popuko**
Lookie, lookie!
**[20:15] Popuko**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
**[20:18] Popuko**
Slam!
**[20:20] Popuko**
An acorn!
***SIGN*** Today's horoscope...
Acorn
**[20:22] Pipimi**
There you have it.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:29] Pipimi**
I heard this forest is bad news.
**[20:33] Popuko**
I wanna go home...
**[20:37] Popuko**
I think I hear something.
**[20:39] Pipimi**
Oh, shit!
**[20:40] Popuko**
Huh?
**[20:42] Popuko**
No! Save me!
**[20:43] Popuko**
No, Chocobo, no! Chocobo!
**[20:47] Popuko**
No! No!
**[21:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
Whoo!
**[21:02] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[21:05] Popuko**
Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
**[21:10] Pipimi**
Pippiman to the rescue!
**[21:14] Popuko**
Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
**[21:17] Pipimi**
You're gonna have to save scum this one.
**[21:19] Popuko**
I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
**[21:22] ---**
Save scum?
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[21:24] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[21:28] Popuko**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[21:31] Popuko**
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[21:32] Popuko**
Yo, check it out! You are... You are...
**[21:37] Popuko**
Why you my friend?
**[21:40] Popuko**
Why you my friend... Oh, yeah.
**[21:44] Pipimi**
Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
**[21:46] Popuko**
Huh?!
**[21:49] Pipimi**
JK!
**[21:54] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:01] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:09] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:31] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[22:55] Pipimi**
Great job today.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Popuko**
You, too.
**[22:57] Pipimi**
Do you understand what Poputepipikku means?
**[23:00] Popuko**
I have no idea what Poputepipikku
means, and it's really hard to say.
**[23:03] Pipimi**
It says "Pop Team Epic"
on the screen, though.
**[23:05] Pipimi**
Is that where they got it from?
**[23:07] Popuko**
Pop Team?
**[23:08] Pipimi**
Isn't that what it said?
**[23:10] Popuko**
I think someone who just wanted to
say pa-pi-pu-pe-po just made it up.
**[23:12] Pipimi**
Oh, really? Pa-pi-pu-pe-po?
**[23:14] Popuko**
Pa-pu... Pa-pi-pu-pe-po-pikku.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
Yeah, people are gonna mess up saying that.
**[23:19] Popuko**
Man... Poputepipikku.
**[23:21] Pipimi**
This was my first time
playing a high school girl.
***SIGN*** °They're actually middle school girls
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:23] Popuko**
Well, I can imagine.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:24] Pipimi**
Have you played one before?
**[23:25] Popuko**
This was my first job in a while...
**[23:27] Popuko**
and I played a high school girl.
***SIGN*** °They're actually middle school girls
**[23:29] Pipimi**
High school girls.
**[23:30] Popuko**
I mean, look at us.
**[23:33] Popuko**
Is this really gonna work?
**[23:33] Pipimi**
Well, I mean, you know...
I wonder what people will think.
**[23:37] Popuko**
I guess we'll see.
# E2 - Here We Go! Biggus McHugeGuy Combination
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3JXXQ/here-we-go-biggus-mchugeguy-combination)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Popuko**
Come on in!
**[00:05] Patron**
I'd like you to give my precious a trim.
**[00:08] Popuko**
Sure thing.
**[00:15] Popuko**
Oh, shit. I messed up.
**[00:18] Patron**
How's my precious doing?
**[00:20] Popuko**
It died.
**[00:43] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:59] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:03] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:10] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:17] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:23] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:27] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:34] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:36] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:41] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[01:53] Pipimi**
Yay, yay...
***SIGN*** By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
**[01:58] Popuko**
Hup, hup, hup...
**[02:02] Popuko**
Huh?
**[02:03] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan...
**[02:08] Popuko**
I want you to give me head pats.
**[02:10] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[02:12] Popuko**
No, I need you to put more oomph in it.
**[02:19] Pipimi**
Finger!
**[02:23] Popuko**
You're so dumb...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[02:27] Pipimi**
Here you go. Say, "Ah!"
**[02:29] Popuko**
Ah—
**[02:33] Popuko**
Ah—
**[02:46] Popuko**
Oo keef twing to fam it in
befween muh wips an gwums...
***SIGN*** You keep trying to jam it in between my lips and gums...
***SIGN*** By Kamikaze Douga
**[02:51] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[02:54] Guy**
A debate!
**[02:55] Guy**
Let's settle this with a debate!
**[02:58] Popuko**
A debate? That's so savage... Gulp.
**[03:01] Popuko**
Why don't we settle this peacefully
with some violence?
**[03:04] Guy**
Violence?!
**[03:07] Guy**
Don't keep relying on violence!
**[03:08] Guy**
I bet you don't even have the guts to debate!
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
**[03:09] Guy**
And "settle this peacefully with some violence"
makes no sense! It's an oxymoron! Argh!
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[03:13] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[03:16] Guy**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[03:19] Popuko**
Oh, a giant meteor!
**[03:22] Pipimi**
Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg!
**[03:22] Popuko**
Oh, a master of the leggy arts!
***SIGN*** Leg
**[03:27] Popuko**
But even you can't take on a meteor!
**[03:27] Pipimi**
Leg!
**[03:30] Popuko**
But what a great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[03:32] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[03:34] Popuko**
An extremely great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[03:37] Popuko**
This is awesome!
**[03:38] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[03:39] Popuko**
A great angle! Great angle,
great angle, great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[03:41] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[03:42] Popuko**
Aw, but it was such a great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[03:45] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[03:53] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[03:57] Assistant**
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking.
**[04:00] Pipimi**
Today, we'll be doing some darkness cooking.
**[04:03] Assistant**
Huh? Darkness? What's that?
**[04:06] Pipimi**
We have a rose blizzard with special meat,
arranged graveyard style.
**[04:10] Assistant**
Um, what kind of ingredients will we need?
**[04:12] Pipimi**
Here's the completed dish.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[04:17] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[04:20] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[04:22] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[04:26] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[04:31] Popuko**
Pipihara!
**[04:33] Popuko**
Pipihara...
**[04:35] Popuko**
There's actually something
I want to give you.
**[04:38] Popuko**
Gapao... rice.
**[04:41] Pipimi**
Popuoka...
**[04:44] Pipimi**
Actually, I also have some...
**[04:47] Pipimi**
Gapao... rice.
**[04:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[04:53] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[04:56] Pipimi Narration**
The history of man is filled with
suffering due to mosquitoes.
**[05:00] Pipimi Narration**
But humanity used their brains to build the
one and only weapon that could fight back.
**[05:07] Pipimi Narration**
This is humanity's only hope...
**[05:10] Pipimi Narration**
Earth No-Mat!
***SIGN*** Earth Mosquito Eradicator
Earth No-Mat
***SIGN*** New Program
**[05:13] Popuko**
How do you like that PR?
***SIGN*** New Program
***SIGN*** Earth Mosquito Eradicator
Earth No-Mat
**[05:15] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
What a waste of time.
**[05:17] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
Who's ever going to take
bug repellents seriously—
**[05:23] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
Mosquito!
**[05:25] Popuko**
You can't fool us!
***SIGN*** Earth No-Mat
**[05:28] Pipimi Narration**
Earth No-Mat!
***SIGN*** Here We Go!
Biggus McHugeGuy Combination
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[05:45] Akashi Record**
Pipimi...
**[05:46] Akashi Record**
Is this the extent of the infinite
possibilities that only you humans
**[05:52] Akashi Record**
supposedly possess?
**[05:55] Mecha Pipimi**
I won't lose... I can't lose!
**[05:58] Mecha Pipimi**
For the sake of this planet's future!
**[06:17] Akashi Record**
Behold!
**[06:19] King Recorder**
As my form evolves...
**[06:22] King Recorder**
once more!
**[06:29] Mecha Pipimi**
Impossible!
**[06:30] King Recorder**
My name is King Recorder!
**[06:37] King Recorder**
You fools...
**[06:38] King Recorder**
While you were all idling around,
**[06:40] King recorder**
I had been releasing great hit albums
with other content...
**[06:44] King recorder**
one after another!
**[06:54] Sushi Pipimi**
Popu-chan...
**[06:56] Sushi Pipimi**
If I make it back alive...
**[07:00] Sushi Pipimi**
Let's...
**[07:06] Sushi Popuko**
Pipimi-chan...
**[07:20] King Recorder**
Now, be reduced to ashes!
**[07:35] Sushi Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:38] King Recorder**
Now that I have rid myself of that pest,
**[07:41] King Recorder**
I'm going to create a committee,
**[07:43] King Recorder**
and then subcontract...
and subcontract even further!
**[07:52] Sushi Popuko**
No!
**[07:53] Sushi Popuko**
Pop Team Epic needs to have only one sponsor
and be free to do whatever they want!
**[07:58] Sushi Pipimi**
If I make it back alive...
**[08:01] Sushi Pipimi**
Let's get Obari'd.
**[08:04] Sushi Popuko**
Are we really... gonna make
Obari do even more shit?
**[08:12] Sushi Popuko**
This is...
**[08:22] Mecha Pipimi**
Po...
**[08:24] Mecha Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[08:27] King Recorder**
You fools!
**[08:28] King Recorder**
How dare you spike the production costs
at this point in the project?
**[08:33] Mecha Popuko**
Production costs?
**[08:36] Mecha Popuko**
You really think this is the end?
**[08:40] King Recorder**
Huh? Huh, wha—
**[08:42] Mecha Popuko**
Let's go, Pipimi-chan!
**[08:43] Mecha Pipimi**
Let our powers combine!
**[09:00] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Biggus McHugeGuy Combination...
Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
**[09:05] King Recorder**
Wha... How dare you—
**[09:08] King Recorder**
Impossible! All of the power
I had amassed...
**[09:12] King Recorder**
The profits from my ultimate content...
are draining away!
**[09:18] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
King Recorder!
**[09:19] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Your budget energy... is being sucked
into our Shitty Manga Drive...
**[09:25] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
and being converted into Obarit Energy!
**[09:28] King Recorder**
Curse you, Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
**[09:33] Mecha Pipimi**
This is...
**[09:34] Mecha Popuko**
...the end!
**[09:37] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Great Shit Cannon... Full Burst!
**[09:46] King Recorder**
You insolent fools!
You're nothing more than...
**[09:57] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Get bent, loser!
**[09:59] Nar**
And so, the peace in Pop Team Epic
was preserved once again.
**[10:04] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:11] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:19] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:26] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:33] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:41] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:48] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:56] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This was the final episode of "Super Budget Hero Great Bari Bari Team Epic."
Thanks for watching!
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:10] Popuko**
Uh, but there are people watching
on streaming services, too.
**[11:13] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[11:15] Popuko**
You were probably better off buying ****lt.
**[11:17] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Don't say that!
**[11:19] Popuko**
But ****lt is way better for your tummy
and a much better deal.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
It sure is! Hey, wait!
**[11:23] Popuko**
Apparently, there's also 1000.
**[11:25] Pipimi**
Q-Q-Quit lyin'!
**[11:26] Popuko**
I'm not. It's the truth.
**[11:28] Pipimi**
Yeah, I guess.
**[11:29] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan.
**[11:30] Popuko**
You know that money you were
gonna spend on PTE S2...
**[11:32] Popuko**
Wait, what the hell is PTE S2?
**[11:34] Popuko**
Uh, what are you gonna buy with that money?
**[11:36] Pipimi**
An island!
**[11:38] Popuko**
Wait, you're not buying PTE?
**[11:39] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send a copy
to my agency, please.
**[11:44] Popuko**
O-Oh, right. Guess that's our privilege
for being on this show.
**[11:46] Pipimi**
I mean the island. Send it to my island.
**[11:48] Popuko**
Island?!
**[11:50] ---**
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Popuko**
Come on in!
**[11:55] Patron**
I'd like you to give my precious a trim.
**[11:57] Popuko**
Sure thing.
**[12:05] Popuko**
Oh, shit. I messed up.
**[12:08] Patron**
How's my precious doing?
**[12:10] Popuko**
It died.
**[12:33] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:49] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:53] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:00] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:05] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:07] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:13] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:17] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:24] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:26] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:31] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
**[13:43] Pipimi**
Pii pi pi pi pi... pi pi...
**[13:57] Popuko**
I want you to give me head pats.
**[14:00] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[14:02] Popuko**
No, I need you to put more oomph in it.
**[14:14] Pipimi(?)**
Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[14:17] Pipimi**
Here you go. Say, "Ah!"
**[14:19] Popuko**
Ah—
**[14:22] Popuko**
Ah—
**[14:25] Pipimi**
Here.
**[14:26] Pipimi**
Here. Here.
**[14:28] Pipimi**
Here, here, here, here...
**[14:36] Popuko**
You keep trying to jam it in
between my lips and gums!
**[14:39] Popuko**
Interdental brushes FTW!
**[14:41] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By Kamikaze Douga
**[14:44] Guy**
A debate!
**[14:45] Guy**
Let's settle this with a debate!
**[14:48] Popuko**
A debate? That's so savage...
**[14:51] Popuko**
Why don't we settle this peacefully
with some violence?
**[14:54] Guy**
Violence?!
**[14:57] Guy**
Don't keep relying on violence!
**[14:58] Guy**
I bet you don't even have the guts to debate!
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
**[14:59] Guy**
And "settle this peacefully with some violence"
makes no sense! It's an oxymoron! Argh!
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[15:03] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[15:06] Guy**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[15:09] Popuko**
Oh, a giant meteor!
**[15:12] Pipimi**
Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg!
**[15:12] Popuko**
Oh, a master of the leggy arts!
***SIGN*** Leg
**[15:17] Popuko**
But even you can't take on a meteor!
**[15:17] Pipimi**
Leg!
**[15:20] Popuko**
But what a great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[15:22] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[15:24] Popuko**
An extremely great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[15:27] Popuko**
This is awesome!
**[15:28] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[15:29] Popuko**
A great angle! Great angle,
great angle, great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[15:31] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[15:32] Popuko**
Aw, but it was such a great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[15:36] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[15:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[15:47] Assistant**
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking.
**[15:50] Pipimi**
Today, we'll be doing some darkness cooking.
**[15:53] Assistant**
Huh? Darkness? What's that?
**[15:56] Pipimi**
We have a rose blizzard with special meat,
arranged graveyard style.
**[16:00] Assistant**
Um, what kind of ingredients will we need?
**[16:02] Pipimi**
Here's the completed dish.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[16:07] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[16:10] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[16:12] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[16:16] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[16:21] Popuko**
Pipihara!
**[16:23] Popuko**
Pipihara...
**[16:24] Popuko**
There's actually something
I want to give you.
**[16:28] Popuko**
Gapao... rice.
**[16:31] Pipimi**
Popuoka...
**[16:33] Pipimi**
Actually, I also have some...
**[16:37] Pipimi**
Gapao... rice.
**[16:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[16:44] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[16:47] Pipimi Narration**
The history of man is filled with
suffering due to mosquitoes.
**[16:50] Pipimi Narration**
But humanity used their brains to build the
one and only weapon that could fight back.
**[16:57] Pipimi Narration**
This is humanity's only hope...
**[17:00] Pipimi Narration**
Earth No-Mat!
***SIGN*** Earth Mosquito Eradicator
Earth No-Mat
***SIGN*** New Program
***SIGN*** New Program
***SIGN*** Earth Mosquito Eradicator
Earth No-Mat
**[17:03] Popuko**
How do you like that PR?
**[17:05] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
What a waste of time.
**[17:07] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
Who's ever going to take
bug repellents seriously—
**[17:13] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
Mosquito!
**[17:15] Popuko**
You can't fool us!
***SIGN*** Earth No-Mat
**[17:18] Pipimi Narration**
Earth No-Mat!
***SIGN*** Here We Go!
Biggus McHugeGuy Combination
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[17:35] Akashi Record**
Pipimi...
**[17:36] Akashi Record**
Is this the extent of the infinite
possibilities that only you humans
**[17:42] Akashi Record**
supposedly possess?
**[17:45] Mecha Pipimi**
I won't lose... I can't lose!
**[17:48] Mecha Pipimi**
For the sake of this planet's future!
**[18:07] Akashi Record**
Behold!
**[18:09] King Recorder**
As my form evolves...
**[18:12] King Recorder**
once more!
**[18:19] Mecha Pipimi**
Impossible!
**[18:21] King Recorder**
My name is King Recorder!
**[18:27] King Recorder**
You fools...
**[18:28] King Recorder**
While you were all idling around,
**[18:30] King recorder**
I had been releasing great hit albums
with other content...
**[18:34] King recorder**
one after another!
**[18:44] Sushi Pipimi**
Popu-chan...
**[18:46] Sushi Pipimi**
If I make it back alive...
**[18:50] Sushi Pipimi**
Let's...
**[18:56] Sushi Popuko**
Pipimi-chan...
**[19:10] King Recorder**
Now, be reduced to ashes!
**[19:25] Sushi Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[19:28] King Recorder**
Now that I have rid myself of that pest,
**[19:31] King Recorder**
I'm going to create a committee,
**[19:33] King Recorder**
and then subcontract...
and subcontract even further!
**[19:42] Sushi Popuko**
No!
**[19:43] Sushi Popuko**
Pop Team Epic needs to have only one sponsor
and be free to do whatever they want!
**[19:48] Sushi Pipimi**
If I make it back alive...
**[19:51] Sushi Pipimi**
Let's get Obari'd.
**[19:54] Sushi Popuko**
Are we really... gonna make
Obari do even more shit?
**[20:02] Sushi Popuko**
This is...
**[20:12] Mecha Pipimi**
Po...
**[20:14] Mecha Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[20:17] King Recorder**
You fools!
**[20:18] King Recorder**
How dare you spike the production costs
at this point in the project?
**[20:23] Mecha Popuko**
Production costs?
**[20:26] Mecha Popuko**
You really think this is the end?
**[20:29] King Recorder**
Huh? Huh, wha—
**[20:32] Mecha Popuko**
Let's go, Pipimi-chan!
**[20:33] Mecha Pipimi**
Let our powers combine!
**[20:50] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Biggus McHugeGuy Combination...
Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
**[20:55] King Recorder**
Wha... How dare you—
**[20:58] King Recorder**
Impossible! All of the power
I had amassed...
**[21:02] King Recorder**
The profits from my ultimate content...
are draining away!
**[21:09] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
King Recorder!
**[21:10] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Your budget energy... is being sucked
into our Shitty Manga Drive...
**[21:15] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
and being converted into Obarit Energy!
**[21:18] King Recorder**
Curse you, Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
**[21:23] Mecha Pipimi**
This is...
**[21:24] Mecha Popuko**
...the end!
**[21:27] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Great Shit Cannon... Full Burst!
**[21:36] King Recorder**
You insolent fools!
You're nothing more than...
**[21:47] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Get bent, loser!
**[21:49] Nar**
And so, the peace in Pop Team Epic
was preserved once again.
**[21:54] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:01] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:09] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:16] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:23] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:31] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:38] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This was the final episode of "Super Budget Hero Great Bari Bari Team Epic."
Thanks for watching!
**[22:57] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Room
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:01] Popuko**
Uh, but there are people watching
on streaming services, too.
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Oh, really?
**[23:04] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[23:06] Popuko**
You were probably better off
buying Tsubaki ***juro instead.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Don't say that!
**[23:12] Popuko**
But Tsubaki ***juro is a classic film
from the world-renowned Kurosawa.
**[23:15] Popuko**
What a deal.
**[23:16] Pipimi**
It sure is! Hey, wait!
**[23:18] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan.
**[23:19] Popuko**
What are you going to buy with the money
you were gonna use to buy PTE S2?
**[23:21] Pipimi**
Let's see... Probably one of Inorin's CDs.
**[23:25] Popuko**
You're not buying PTE?
**[23:26] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send a copy
over to Axl One, please.
**[23:29] Popuko**
Oh, right. Guess that's our privilege
for being on this show.
**[23:32] Pipimi**
You could also say it's
the president's privilege.
**[23:34] Popuko**
Jeez, you're not even holding back lately.
**[23:36] Popuko**
Just reminding everyone you're
the president, aren't you?
**[23:37] Pipimi**
King Recorder!
# E3 - Poputan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX2VV8/poputan)
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***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[00:00] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Popuko?**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[00:06] Popuko**
Wow, that smells divine.
I'll just drink it now!
**[00:10] Popuko**
Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp...
***SIGN*** This is hot water...
**[00:13] Popuko**
*This is hot water...*
**[00:15] Popuko**
*This isn't coffee, this is hot water!*
**[00:18] Pipimi**
*Oh, how embarrassing!*
**[00:19] Popuko**
*I can't say that...*
**[00:21] Popuko**
Th-The rich, robust flavor of coffee...
The robust, rich coffee flavor...
***SIGN*** This is just hot water...
**[00:28] Pipimi**
*This is just hot water...*
**[00:30] Popuko**
*This is just hot water, right?*
***SIGN*** This is just hot water, right?
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[01:00] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[01:03] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[01:05] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:10] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:16] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:20] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:28] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:33] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:40] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:44] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:47] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:51] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[02:11] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
**[02:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
**[02:20] Popuko and Pipimi**
Educational anime: Poputan!
**[02:24] Popuko**
Hi! I'm Poputan!
**[02:25] Pipimi**
I'm Pipitan!
**[02:28] Popuko**
We're here today to get some milk
so we can make some delicious cake!
**[02:33] Pipimi**
Do you know where we are right now?
**[02:40] Pipimi**
That's right! We're at the farm!
**[02:42] Pipimi**
Bokujou ni kita no!
**[02:44] Popuko and Pipimi**
We came to the farm! We came to the farm!
**[02:48] Popuko and Pipimi**
We came to get some milk so we
can make some delicious cake!
**[02:53] Popuko**
But Pipitan, what animal
can we get milk from?
**[02:58] Pipitan**
I wonder. Do you know?
**[03:06] Piptan**
That's right! We get it from the cow!
**[03:08] Piptan**
Ushi-san da ne!
**[03:10] Poputan**
Hi, Cow. Can we have some milk, please?
**[03:14] Old guy**
Would you like to squeeze out
some of *my* milk?
**[03:25] Poputan**
Hi, Cow. Can we have some milk, please?
**[03:27] Cow**
Oh, hi there, Poputan and Pipitan.
**[03:30] Cow**
Sure, you can have some of my milk.
**[03:33] Poputan**
Yeah!
**[03:35] Pipitan**
Will Poputan be able to get the milk okay?
**[03:38] Pipitan**
Let's all cheer on Poputan together.
**[03:40] Pipitan**
You can do it, Poputan!
You can do it, Poputan!
**[03:44] Pipitan**
You can do it, Poputan!
You can do it, Poputan!
**[03:51] Poputan**
Oh my fucking God, the pressure!
You don't even know what it feels like!
**[03:55] Poputan**
Poputan's done with this shit!
**[03:56] Pipitan**
Poputan is unable to deal with
societal pressures any longer
**[03:59] Pipitan**
and is now just rejecting
society altogether.
**[04:01] Pipitan**
You might also be unknowingly
putting pressure on someone
**[04:06] Pipitan**
when showing your support,
and making them suffer.
**[04:09] Pipitan**
Come on, let's apologize to Poputan.
Let's say, "We're sorry, Poputan."
**[04:12] Pipitan**
Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
**[04:15] Pipitan**
Okay, everyone! Ready, and...
**[04:20] Poputan**
Hmph. Actions speak louder
than words, assholes.
**[04:23] Pipitan**
Looks like she's still in a bad mood.
**[04:26] Pipitan**
I guess this is a job for PT Bag.
**[04:29] Pipitan**
Ready, and PT Bag!
**[04:33] PT Bag**
PT Bag to the rescue!
**[04:36] PT Bag**
PT Bag, PT Bag. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
**[04:41] PT Bag**
Here are today's items!
**[04:43] Pipitan**
I wonder which item will make
Poputan the happiest.
**[04:46] Pipitan**
Do you know, boys and girls?
**[04:52] Pipitan**
That's right! Money!
**[04:53] Pipitan**
Okane da ne!
**[04:54] Pipitan**
Thanks, everyone!
**[05:01] Poputan**
Why don't we just buy milk with this money?
***SIGN*** Store
**[05:04] Cow**
Good idea! The store's just over there.
**[05:06] Poputan**
Wow, there are so many things on display!
**[05:10] Pipitan**
I wonder which one of these things is milk.
**[05:17] Poputan and Pipitan**
Meat, veggies, and beer!
**[05:20] Poputan and Pipitan**
Cheers!
***SIGN*** BBQ Area
**[05:22] Pipitan**
Having a BBQ was clearly the right answer.
**[05:24] Old Guy**
Would you like to try my wiener, too?
**[05:27] Poputan**
Oh? I think I hear some dude
sexually harassing us.
**[05:30] Pipitan**
Could you all point him out to us?
**[05:37] Poputan and Pipitan**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[05:46] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:50] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[05:53] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[05:56] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[06:01] Pipimi**
Hey, now. That's definitely over budget.
**[06:06] Pipimi**
We'll just have to cut costs...
**[06:09] Pipimi**
where we can.
**[06:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[06:19] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:27] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:31] Popuko**
Time for another episode
of Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:34] Popuko**
Our ingredient today is...
**[06:37] Popuko**
Bell peppers!
**[06:39] Popuko**
No! It's a friggin' bell pepper!
I hate all bell peppers!
**[06:43] Popuko**
Horf.
**[06:44] Pipimi**
You're gonna make Bell Peppermi
real sad saying that.
**[06:48] Popuko**
Bell Peppermi!
**[06:56] Pipimi**
Yeah, I'm done being Peppermi.
***SIGN*** Fin
**[07:00] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:04] Nanachi**
Na!
**[07:04] Narrator**
Nanachi Ranking!
**[07:07] Popuko**
Nanachi Ranking!
**[07:09] Pipimi**
What's today's ranking?
**[07:11] Popuko**
Five things we want Nanachi to eat!
**[07:13] Pipimi**
Let's jump right into number five!
***SIGN*** TH
***SIGN*** Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
**[07:16] Narrator**
Fifth place: Flounder wrapped in kelp sushi!
***SIGN*** NANACHI
RANKING
**[07:19] Nanachi**
You shitty anime. How dare you
mess around with me again?
**[07:23] Nanachi**
Nom.
**[07:29] Popuko**
Oh, just look how happy Nanachi is.
**[07:33] Pipimi**
But if Nanachi's already like this with fifth
place, who knows how the rest will go?
**[07:36] Pipimi**
Rescue squad, make sure you're on standby!
***SIGN*** Ranking Results
***SIGN*** 1st Fried Shrimp Curry
***SIGN*** 2nd Sasebo Burger
***SIGN*** 3rd Lu Rou Fan
***SIGN*** 4th Chicken Paitan Ramen
***SIGN*** 5th Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
**[07:38] Narrator**
This is how the ranking turned out.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:45] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:47] Popuko**
Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
**[07:47] Pipimi**
Clench, clench. Clench, clench.
**[07:51] Mother**
Please stop this!
There are children present!
**[07:55] Popuko**
Oh, fine. I guess we'll have to switch
over to kiddy-friendly torture today.
**[07:58] Pipimi**
'Kay.
**[08:02] Popuko**
Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
**[08:02] Pipimi**
Clench, clench. Clench, clench.
***SIGN*** By: Asami Ike
**[08:06] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[08:09] Popuko**
I wanna give a giraffe some food!
**[08:12] Popuko**
Wow! He's eating it, he's eating it!
**[08:16] Popuko**
O-Oh...
**[08:20] Popuko**
Dearie me, my hands seem to be
drenched in drooly drool now.
**[08:23] Popuko**
I'll just wipe them off on this dolphin.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:26] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic
**[08:29] Popuko**
Good morning.
**[08:33] Popuko**
I'm going to be surprising
someone in their sleep today.
**[08:39] Popuko**
Be very quiet, now. Softly...
**[08:42] Popuko**
Soft...
**[08:54] Popuko**
Soft...
**[08:54] Pipimi**
Whut?
**[08:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:01] Pipimi**
Wait, wait!
**[09:05] Pipimi**
Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
**[09:09] Pipimi**
Wait! The way you're running like
a bugged-out 3D game is so cute!
**[09:14] Pipimi**
Wait, wait!
**[09:17] Popuko**
Tehehe, yeah.
**[09:24] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
Kweh, kweh, kweh!
**[09:43] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh!
Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
**[09:46] Pipimi**
Kweh?
***SIGN*** Dafuq...?
**[09:48] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
Kweh-kweh, kweh-kweh!
***SIGN*** Let me tell you how I got into this predicament...
***SIGN*** When I went down into the dungeon,
**[09:52] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh, kweh...
***SIGN*** the floor suddenly disappeared,
**[09:55] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh?!
***SIGN*** and the treasure chests on that floor were all monsters!
**[09:58] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh... kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** I don't believe you.
**[10:00] Pipimi**
Kweh, kweh, kweh.
**[10:02] Popuko**
KWEH, KWEH-KWEH, KWEH!
***SIGN*** WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
***SIGN*** WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
**[10:04] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:11] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:19] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:33] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:41] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:56] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Pipimi**
Thank you for bwuying Pop Team Epic.
**[11:09] Popuko**
You totally messed up just now.
**[11:11] Pipimi**
Huh?!
**[11:11] Popuko**
One more time.
**[11:12] Pipimi**
P-P-Pop T-Team Epic, er, fank...
**[11:15] Popuko**
That's the part you're going to mess up?
**[11:17] Popuko**
Are we just going to end like this?
**[11:19] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic...
**[11:21] Popuko**
Yes, you got that part.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
Thank you for buying the show.
Whew, I said it.
**[11:24] Popuko**
Yes, thank you. But you know,
**[11:25] Popuko**
I think some people are streaming it, too.
**[11:27] Pipimi**
What?
**[11:27] Popuko**
LOL, "What?"
**[11:28] Pipimi**
Really.
**[11:29] Popuko**
Yes. You can actually stream it, too.
**[11:32] Pipimi**
But we need these folks to buy it.
**[11:34] Popuko**
But would they buy it?
**[11:36] Pipimi**
Well, yeah. You're not going to buy it?
**[11:38] Popuko**
Maybe... I guess I would.
**[11:40] Pipimi**
You will, right?
**[11:40] Popuko**
Buy it! Please!
**[11:43] Pipimi**
I'm not gonna buy it, though.
**[11:44] Popuko**
What?
**[11:45] Pipimi**
I'm gonna buy me some
shine muscat grapes instead.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Popuko?**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[11:56] Popuko**
Wow, that smells divine.
I'll just drink it now!
**[12:00] Popuko**
Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp...
***SIGN*** This is hot water...
**[12:03] Popuko**
*This is hot water...*
**[12:05] Popuko**
*This isn't coffee, this is hot water!*
**[12:08] Pipimi**
*Oh, how embarrassing!*
**[12:09] Popuko**
*I can't say that...*
**[12:11] Popuko**
Th-The rich, robust flavor of coffee...
The robust, rich coffee flavor...
***SIGN*** This is just hot water...
**[12:18] Pipimi**
*This is just hot water...*
**[12:20] Popuko**
*This is just hot water, right?*
***SIGN*** This is just hot water, right?
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:50] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:53] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[13:00] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:10] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:15] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:18] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:23] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:28] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:30] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:34] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:37] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:41] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[13:58] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
**[14:03] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
**[14:05] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop, pop, p-pop, pop...
**[14:07] Pipimi**
DOOT DO DO DOO BOOM!
**[14:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
Educational anime: Poputan!
**[14:14] Popuko**
Hi! I'm Poputan!
**[14:16] Pipimi**
I'm Pipitan!
**[14:17] Popuko**
We're here today to get some milk
so we can make some delicious cake!
**[14:21] Pipimi**
Yay!
**[14:22] Pipimi**
Do you know where we are right now?
**[14:30] Pipimi**
That's right! We're at the farm!
**[14:33] Pipimi**
Bokujou ni kita no!
**[14:34] Popuko and Pipimi**
We came to the farm! We came to the farm!
**[14:38] Popuko**
We came to get some milk so we
can make some delicious cake!
**[14:38] Pipitan**
Pop, pop-pop, pop...
**[14:43] Popuko**
On St*le.
**[14:44] Popuko**
But Pipitan, what animal
can we get milk from?
**[14:48] Pipitan**
I wonder. Do you know?
**[14:52] Popuko**
C... C-C... C... Beep!
**[14:56] Piptan**
That's right! We get it from the cow!
**[14:59] Piptan**
Ushi-san da ne!
**[15:00] Poputan**
Hi, Cow. Gimme some milk!
**[15:04] Old guy**
Would you like to squeeze out
some of *my* milk?
**[15:06] Popuko**
Shut the hell up!
Yours is probably cloudy AF!
**[15:08] Popuko**
We're gonna chop it off.
**[15:08] Pipimi**
Ye. Hey, old man.
**[15:10] Popuko**
Yeah, that's right.
Say goodbye to your balls.
**[15:12] Pipimi**
One old man's about to turn into two—
**[15:16] Poputan**
Hi, Cow! Gimme some milk!
**[15:17] Cow**
Oh, hi there, Poputan and Pipitan.
**[15:19] Poputan**
Hey.
**[15:20] Cow**
Sure, you can have some of my milk.
**[15:21] Poputan**
Hurry it up.
**[15:23] Poputan**
Yeah! Hell yeah!
**[15:25] Pipitan**
Will Poputan be able to get the milk okay?
**[15:28] Pipitan**
Let's all cheer on Poputan together.
**[15:31] Pipitan**
You can do it, Poputan!
You can do it, Poputan!
**[15:34] Pipitan**
You can do it, Poputan!
**[15:46] Pipitan**
Poputan is unable to deal with
societal pressures any longer
**[15:49] Pipitan**
and is now just rejecting
society altogether.
**[15:51] Pipitan**
You might also be unknowingly
putting pressure on someone
**[15:56] Pipitan**
when showing your support,
and making them suffer.
**[15:59] Pipitan**
Come on, let's apologize to Poputan.
Let's say, "We're sorry, Poputan."
**[16:02] Pipitan**
Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
**[16:05] Pipitan**
Everyone! Ready, and...
**[16:10] Poputan**
I've been searching for my name,
but you bastards haven't tweeted shit.
**[16:14] Pipitan**
Hm... Sounds like Junya's
still in a pissy mood.
**[16:18] Pipitan**
I guess this is a job for PT Bag.
**[16:20] Pipitan**
Ready, and PT Bag!
**[16:23] PT Bag**
PT Bag to the rescue!
**[16:26] PT Bag**
PT Bag, PT Bag. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
**[16:31] PT Bag**
Here are today's items!
**[16:34] Pipitan**
I wonder which item will make
Poputan the happiest.
**[16:36] Pipitan**
Do you know, boys and girls?
**[16:42] Pipitan**
That's right! Money!
**[16:44] Pipitan**
Okane da ne!
**[16:45] Pipitan**
Thanks, everyone!
**[16:49] Poputan**
Woo! This is going right
into Forex! Forex!
**[16:51] Poputan**
Why don't we just use this
money for Forex?
***SIGN*** Store
**[16:54] Cow**
Good idea! The store's just over there.
**[16:54] Poputan**
Bitch, listen to me! I said Forex!
**[16:56] Poputan**
Wow, there are so many things
on dicksplay! I mean, display!
**[16:59] Pipitan**
Dude, shut the hell up.
**[17:01] Pipitan**
I wonder which one of these things is milk.
**[17:04] Poputan**
It's the white one.
**[17:06] Poputan and Pipitan**
Meat! Veggies! Beer!
**[17:09] Pipimi**
Beer!
**[17:10] Poputan and Pipitan**
Hell yeah!
**[17:11] Popuko**
Great job.
***SIGN*** BBQ Area
**[17:12] Pipitan**
Having a BBQ was clearly the right answer.
**[17:14] Old Guy**
Would you like to try my wiener, too?
**[17:17] Poputan**
Yours ain't that big.
It's probably like an enoki mushroom.
**[17:19] Pipimi**
Oh, dear, dear, dear. Could you all
point out where this asshat is?
**[17:27] Poputan and Pipitan**
Thank you!
**[17:29] Pipimi**
Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
**[17:32] Popuko**
Dude, you've only got an enoki
mushroom. Quit bragging.
**[17:32] Pipimi**
Fried chicken! Fried chicken!
**[17:33] Pipimi**
Gonna turn this old guy into some
fried chicken! Fried chicken! Fried...
**[17:35] Popuko**
Look how thin it is.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[17:37] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[17:40] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[17:43] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[17:46] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[17:52] Pipimi**
Hey, now. That's definitely over budget.
**[17:55] Pipimi**
We'll just have to cut costs...
**[17:58] Pipimi**
where we can.
**[18:05] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[18:09] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:16] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[18:21] Popuko**
Time for another episode
of Pop Team Cooking!
**[18:24] Popuko**
There better not be any bell peppers.
I told you to fuck off with the—
**[18:27] Popuko**
Bell peppers!
**[18:30] Popuko**
No! I hate bell peppers!
**[18:33] Popuko**
Horf.
**[18:34] Pipimi**
You're gonna make...
**[18:36] Pipimi**
Bell Peppermi real sad saying that.
**[18:38] Popuko**
Bell Peppermi!
**[18:46] Pipimi**
Yeah, I'm done being Peppermi.
***SIGN*** Fin
**[18:50] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[18:54] Nanachi**
Na!
**[18:55] Narrator**
Nanachi Ranking!
**[18:57] Popuko**
Nanachi Ranking!
**[18:59] Pipimi**
What's today's ranking?
**[19:01] Popuko**
Five things we want Nanachi to eat!
**[19:03] Pipimi**
Let's jump right into number five!
***SIGN*** TH
***SIGN*** Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
**[19:06] Narrator**
Fifth place: Flounder wrapped in kelp sushi!
***SIGN*** NANACHI
RANKING
**[19:09] Nanachi**
You shitty anime. How dare you
mess around with me again?
**[19:13] Nanachi**
Nom.
**[19:19] Popuko**
You just can't stop someone's dreams!
**[19:23] Pipimi**
But if Nanachi's already like this with fifth
place, who knows how the rest will go?
**[19:26] Pipimi**
Rescue squad, make sure you're on standby!
***SIGN*** Ranking Results
***SIGN*** 1st Fried Shrimp Curry
***SIGN*** 2nd Sasebo Burger
***SIGN*** 3rd Lu Rou Fan
***SIGN*** 4th Chicken Paitan Ramen
***SIGN*** 5th Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
**[19:28] Narrator**
This is how the ranking turned out.
**[19:31] Popuko**
They just keep saying Naaa... How adorable.
**[19:34] Pipimi**
Naaa.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:37] Popuko**
Well? You say your prayers yet? Huh?
**[19:37] Pipimi**
All right, let's get this
shit started. You ready?
**[19:41] Mother**
Please stop this!
There are children present!
**[19:45] Popuko**
Oh, fine. I guess we'll have to switch
over to kiddy-friendly torture today.
**[19:48] Pipimi**
Okay.
**[19:50] Popuko**
'Kay. We're gonna make your
wittle teef chitter-chatter.
**[19:50] Pipimi**
'Kay, let me see those
widdle hands of yours.
**[19:55] Popuko**
Those spikes must feel real nice.
***SIGN*** By: Asami Ike
**[19:59] Popuko**
I wanna give a giraffe some food!
**[20:02] Popuko**
Wow! He's eating it, he's eating it!
**[20:06] Popuko**
Ah... Hnnnnngh...
**[20:10] Popuko**
Dearie me, my hands seem to be
drenched in drooly drool now.
**[20:13] Popuko**
I'll just wipe them off on this dolphin.
**[20:16] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:20] Popuko**
Good morning!
**[20:21] Popuko**
I'm going to be surprising
someone in their sleep today.
**[20:25] Popuko**
I'm gonna slobber all over her toothbrush.
**[20:29] Popuko**
If she's sleeping naked,
I'm gonna upload that shit to YouTube.
**[20:31] Pipimi**
If you had a crush on me,
you should've just said so.
**[20:37] Pipimi**
Why didn't you just tell me...?
**[20:44] Pipimi**
I haven't been able to sleep for years
because I keep thinking about you...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:51] Pipimi**
Wait, wait!
**[20:53] Popuko**
Nope!
**[20:55] Pipimi**
Come on, wait for me!
**[20:59] Pipimi**
OMG. The way you're running like
a bugged-out 3D game is so cute!
**[21:05] Popuko**
I bet you say that to *all* the girls!
**[21:07] Popuko**
Oh, stop!
**[21:07] Pipimi**
I do not!
**[21:08] Popuko**
Playboy, playboy!
**[21:15] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[21:29] Popuko**
Literally who?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Kweh, kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** Kweh
**[21:34] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
**[21:37] Pipimi**
Kweh?
***SIGN*** Dafuq...?
**[21:39] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh...
***SIGN*** Let me tell you how I got into this predicament...
**[21:42] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh...
***SIGN*** When I went down into the dungeon,
**[21:44] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh?!
***SIGN*** the floor suddenly disappeared,
**[21:45] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** and the treasure chests on that floor were all monsters!
**[21:48] Popuko**
Kweh-kweh, pi pi pi kweh!
**[21:50] Pipimi**
Kweh, kweh.
***SIGN*** I don't believe you.
***SIGN*** WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
***SIGN*** WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
**[21:52] Popuko**
KWEH-KWEH, PI PI PI!
***SIGN*** Takeshobo Co. Ltd.
**[21:54] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:02] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:09] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:31] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Popuko**
Man, I'm exhausted.
**[22:57] Pipimi**
No kidding.
**[22:58] Popuko**
They gave us too much freedom.
**[23:00] Pipimi**
H-How the hell did this even happen?
**[23:01] Popuko**
Yuma-kun, you were insane.
**[23:04] Pipimi**
No—
**[23:05] Pipimi**
Aaaaaaaargh! My head! My head!
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:07] Popuko**
Oh, no! He's broken!
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:09] Popuko**
Yuma! Yuma-tan's broken!
**[23:13] Popuko**
What's wrong? You love this shit, don't you?
**[23:15] Pipimi**
Huh?
**[23:15] Popuko**
You love having all this freedom, don't you?
**[23:17] Pipimi**
I-I never thought I'd be going
through all this on Pop Team Epic.
**[23:20] Pipimi**
King Records is just...
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:22] Popuko**
Your record label is King Records.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:24] Pipimi**
They're messed up, man.
**[23:25] Popuko**
So, you're probably going to go record
another song after this session, aren't you?
**[23:29] Popuko**
For King Records.
**[23:30] Pipimi**
I'mma go work.
**[23:32] Popuko**
I believe in you.
**[23:32] Pipimi**
Today... Today's just, WTF?!
**[23:36] Popuko**
Should we not say this?
**[23:37] Pipimi**
And we're just out of time.
# E4 - Train Battle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0E995/train-battle)
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***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[00:05] Popuko**
You're supposed to always throw rock first
in rock, paper, scissors...
**[00:08] Popuko**
But I'mma throw paper!
**[00:11] Pipimi**
What?!
**[00:16] Popuko**
Did I finish her off?
***SIGN*** Ya did
***SIGN*** Ya did
**[00:23] Popuko**
Hell yeah!
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:52] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:57] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:00] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:11] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:16] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:18] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:24] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:35] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:42] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Train Battle
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[02:01] Popuko**
I know.
**[02:03] Popuko**
I'll go to Kyoto.
**[02:06] Popuko**
Gonna place a whole bunch...
**[02:08] Popuko**
of get-off-my-lawn stones.
***SIGN*** Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
**[02:14] Popuko**
I huffed and I puffed as I moved
my get-off-my-lawn stones.
**[02:16] Popuko**
Om, nom, om, nom, this is delicious.
**[02:18] Popuko**
'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
**[02:21] Pipimi**
No, ya damn young'un.
**[02:26] Popuko**
Then how 'bout I put you down?
**[02:29] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[02:30] Pipimi**
I see the frog in the well
knows nothing of the great ocean.
**[02:34] Pipimi**
Very well.
**[02:35] Pipimi**
I accept your challenge!
**[02:37] Conductor**
It would appear that you both accept.
**[02:39] Popuko and Pipimi**
Train battle!
***SIGN*** The weather in Tokyo...
***SIGN*** Warning Warning Warning
**[02:41] Conductor**
* A train battle declaration*
* has just been issued in car 6.*
***SIGN*** A train battle declaration has been issued
**[02:46] Conductor**
* We ask that the remaining passengers*
* in car 6 swiftly move to another car,*
**[02:50] Conductor**
* and that those who would like to watch*
* the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.*
**[02:55] Popuko**
Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
**[03:00] Pipimi**
Time to show you some manners, young'un.
**[03:01] Conductor**
*The train battle... will now begin.*
**[03:14] Pipimi**
This is nothing.
**[03:20] Popuko**
Ack, that's bright.
**[03:22] Pipimi**
I'll use these!
**[03:24] Popuko**
Gwah! Wait, ow! Ow, ice creams hurt!
**[03:27] Popuko**
Damn it... Oh, yeah.
**[03:29] Popuko**
Hey, you know that one
comedian? Who was it, again?
**[03:31] Pipimi**
Huh?
**[03:32] Popuko**
Now's my chance!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[03:44] Conductor**
*They've both gone down.*
**[03:46] Conductor**
*Whoever gets up first will be the winner.*
**[03:52] Pipimi**
To think we've both been
dealt this much damage...
**[03:59] Pipimi**
Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
**[04:04] Popuko**
Look outside.
**[04:06] Pipimi**
Outside?
**[04:13] Pipimi**
D-Doctor *ellow!
**[04:16] Popuko**
Doctor *ellow is known to bestow
those who see it with good luck.
**[04:20] Popuko**
Looks like the goddess of victory
**[04:21] Popuko**
has smiled down upon me this time.
**[04:24] Conductor**
The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[04:32] Pipimi**
I guess I've lost.
**[04:33] Pipimi**
You win.
**[04:36] Pipimi**
I used to be...
**[04:38] Pipimi**
a feisty little train battler like you.
**[04:42] Popuko**
That's... an ashtray!
**[04:44] Pipimi**
The bullet trains were a part of Japan
during their economic growth—
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[04:49] Pipimi**
the passion of the Showa era itself!
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[04:52] Pipimi**
The smoke from cigarettes
always lingered in each car,
**[04:55] Pipimi**
and bloodthirsty salarymen
were always starting fights.
**[04:59] Pipimi**
That's where the train battles began.
**[05:03] Pipimi**
I was afraid...
**[05:05] Boy A**
Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
**[05:05] Pipimi**
that another piece of culture
born in the Showa era...
**[05:07] Boy B**
Sure.
**[05:08] Pipimi**
was going to be irrationally,
immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
**[05:08] College Girl A**
Hey, look. That old man's crying.
**[05:11] College Girl B**
Wait, where? Oh, shit.
He's crying for real.
**[05:14] Popuko**
Yeah, I totally get it.
**[05:16] Pipimi**
But I'm happy to see that
train battlers like yourself
**[05:20] Pipimi**
are still around.
**[05:22] Popuko**
Old man...
**[05:24] Pipimi**
I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
**[05:26] Pipimi**
The memories of those who fought
through the Showa era.
**[05:33] Popuko**
Tch. Fine.
**[05:36] Popuko**
I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
**[05:40] Popuko**
I'm going to become...
**[05:41] Pipimi**
the best train battler in Japan!
**[05:45] Popuko**
To be continued.
**[05:46] Pipimi**
No, it isn't!
**[05:47] Popuko**
Why, though?
**[05:48] Pipimi**
It's not continuing!
**[05:48] Popuko**
Wait, no! It's going to continue!
**[05:51] Popuko**
We ended up with extra time.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[05:54] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:57] Narrator**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[06:00] Popuko**
Where am I?
**[06:02] Man**
Oh, you're just a gem!
**[06:04] Popuko**
Uh, what?
**[06:05] Man**
We'll add this, this,
this, this, whoo, and look!
**[06:08] Man**
You're a natural! I just knew it!
**[06:12] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** Round 1
**[06:14] Commentator**
Round 1, you win!
***SIGN*** Round 2
**[06:16] Commentator**
Round 2, you win!
**[06:18] Commentator**
Semi-finals, you win!
***SIGN*** Semi-finals
***SIGN*** Finals
**[06:20] Commentator**
Finals, you sho won!
***SIGN*** Commendation Ceremony
**[06:25] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:29] Popuko**
Guess this one's a dud.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:31] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:32] Popuko**
Toss!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:33] Popuko**
It broke.
**[06:34] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[06:35] Popuko**
Toss!
**[06:36] Popuko**
Something came out.
**[06:38] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[06:39] Popuko**
Toss!
**[06:40] Popuko**
Okay, goodnight, folks!
**[06:51] Pipimi**
Shit happens.
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[06:52] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[06:56] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[06:59] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[07:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[07:05] Popuko**
What the heck? That's hilarious!
**[07:07] Popuko**
I'll just do it again!
**[07:09] Popuko**
Yup, still hilarious!
**[07:10] Teacher**
Hey, Popuoka!
**[07:12] Teacher**
Don't bring such things to school!
**[07:15] Pipimi**
Did you need something from my Popuoka?
**[07:19] Pipimi**
Just look at my Ben* knife.
**[07:21] Popuko**
Oh, yeah!
**[07:24] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:30] Pipimi**
Can you look right and left
at the same time?
**[07:35] Popuko**
Pfft, easy-peasy.
**[07:48] Popuko**
So... I'll use everything.
**[07:50] Popuko**
LOL, like I could actually do that!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:53] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[07:57] Popuko**
I want clout!
**[08:00] Popuko**
I'm gonna change up my headshot
before the year's over.
**[08:03] Pipimi**
Whoa, there...
**[08:06] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[08:11] Pipimi**
I want clout!
**[08:13] Pipimi**
I'mma finally upload
that poor, forgotten selfie!
**[08:15] Popuko**
What're you gonna do?
**[08:17] Popuko and Pipimi**
Noice!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[08:22] Popuko**
I thought up a senryu poem!
**[08:25] Pipimi**
Have at it!
**[08:27] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
**[08:29] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[08:30] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[08:32] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[08:34] Pipimi**
My, that is so rude.
***SIGN*** My, that is so rude.
**[08:35] Pipimi**
I must say that you lack tact,
***SIGN*** I must say that you lack tact,
**[08:36] Pipimi**
and quality, too.
***SIGN*** and quality, too.
**[08:39] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[08:41] Popuko**
Whut?
***SIGN*** Whut?
**[08:43] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** I just read that poem out loud
**[08:44] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** ever so proudly.
**[08:46] Popuko**
ever so proudly.
**[08:47] Popuko**
Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[08:48] Pipimi**
Do not cry, my dear.
***SIGN*** Do not cry, my dear.
**[08:50] Pipimi**
Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** that doesn't suit you.
**[08:51] Pipimi**
that doesn't suit you.
**[08:52] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[08:54] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
***SIGN*** YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
stated an alibi at all!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Leave this to me...
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
interrogation room.
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: Who did you want to call?
***SIGN*** Popu
***SIGN*** PIPI: Popu.
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
***SIGN*** YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
***SIGN*** POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** POPU: The
***SIGN*** is Yasu!
***SIGN*** YASU: Wait, no...
***SIGN*** YASU: Please order a halt to
this investigation, Pipiboss!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
***SIGN*** The Portopia Serial Murder Case
Pop Team Epic Collab
Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[09:39] Pipimi?**
Pop Team Epic!
**[09:42] Popuko**
Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
**[09:45] Pipimi**
That's a great idea!
***SIGN*** Dumbass Personalities
**[09:49] Popuko**
Here I go!
**[09:51] Popuko**
Merf.
**[09:54] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[09:58] Popuko**
Merf.
**[09:59] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:01] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:02] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:04] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:04] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:05] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:06] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:07] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:08] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:09] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:10] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:12] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:12] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:14] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:16] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:17] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf.
**[10:18] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:20] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:21] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:22] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:24] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:25] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:26] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:27] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:30] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:31] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:32] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[10:32] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[10:34] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:39] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:41] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:42] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:42] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:43] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:44] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf.
**[10:45] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:46] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:47] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:48] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:50] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:51] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:53] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:54] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:57] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:57] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[10:58] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:59] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[10:59] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Popuko**
Hey, I guess we can talk now.
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Oh, really?
**[11:09] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:10] Popuko**
So the reason we got invited on here
is *H°nter x H°nter* right?
**[11:14] Pipimi**
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
**[11:16] Popuko**
Yeah, of course.
This is like perfect timing, too.
**[11:18] Pipimi**
Yeah, it is.
**[11:20] Popuko**
I basically think it's a miracle.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
It's nice.
**[11:23] Popuko**
Yeah, it's nice. I mean, we're
talking about G*n and K*llua here.
**[11:27] Pipimi**
Yup.
**[11:28] Popuko**
Yup. Of course.
**[11:29] Popuko**
I'm pretty sure they bleeped
that out, so let's keep talking.
**[11:33] Pipimi**
I guess Bkub-sensei loves *H°nter x H°nter*.
**[11:37] Popuko**
Yeah, because he upped
a drawing of I***mi the other day.
**[11:40] Pipimi**
Seriously?
**[11:42] Popuko**
Yeah, that makes me really happy.
**[11:43] Pipimi**
Speaking of really happy things on Twitter,
**gashi-sensei has descended.
**[11:46] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[11:48] Popuko**
That's the perfect timing
I was talking about.
**[11:50] ---**
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[11:55] Pipimi**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[11:57] Popuko**
Beam! I said beam!
**[12:05] Popuko**
Did I finish her off? Well?
***SIGN*** Ya did
***SIGN*** Ya did
**[12:11] Popuko**
Hell yeah!
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:42] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:47] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:54] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:57] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:01] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:08] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:14] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:21] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:28] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:32] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Train Battle
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[13:48] Popuko**
Man, I'm bored.
**[13:51] Popuko**
I know. I'll go to Kyoto.
**[13:56] Popuko**
Gonna buy a whole bunch...
**[13:57] Popuko**
of get-off-my-lawn stones.
***SIGN*** Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
**[14:08] Popuko**
'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
**[14:11] Pipimi**
No, ya damn young'un.
**[14:16] Popuko**
Then how 'bout I put you down?
**[14:19] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[14:21] Pipimi**
I see the frog in the well
knows nothing of the great ocean.
**[14:24] Pipimi**
Very well.
**[14:25] Pipimi**
I accept your challenge!
**[14:27] Conductor**
It would appear that you both accept.
**[14:29] Popuko and Pipimi**
Train battle!
***SIGN*** The weather in Tokyo...
***SIGN*** Warning Warning Warning
**[14:31] Conductor**
* A train battle declaration*
* has just been issued in car 6.*
***SIGN*** A train battle declaration has been issued
**[14:36] Conductor**
* We ask that the remaining passengers*
* in car 6 swiftly move to another car,*
**[14:40] Conductor**
* and that those who would like to watch*
* the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.*
**[14:45] Popuko**
Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
**[14:50] Pipimi**
Time to show you some manners, young'un.
**[14:51] Conductor**
*The train battle... will now begin.*
**[15:03] Pipimi**
This is nothing.
**[15:10] Popuko**
Ack, that's bwight.
**[15:12] Pipimi**
I'll use these!
**[15:14] Popuko**
Gwah! They're so hard!
**[15:16] Popuko**
Damn it...
**[15:17] Popuko**
Oh, yeah. Hey, you know that one comedian?
**[15:20] Popuko**
Who was it, again?
**[15:21] Popuko**
Now!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[15:24] Popuko**
A-E-I-O-U... sometimes... Y!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[15:34] Conductor**
*They've both gone down.*
**[15:36] Conductor**
*Whoever gets up first will be the winner.*
**[15:42] Pipimi**
To think we've both been
dealt this much damage...
**[15:44] Pipimi**
Is it a draw?
**[15:49] Pipimi**
Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
**[15:54] Popuko**
Look outside.
**[15:56] Pipimi**
Outside?
**[16:03] Pipimi**
D-Doctor *ellow!
**[16:06] Popuko**
Doctor *ellow is known to bestow
those who see it with good luck.
**[16:09] Popuko**
Looks like the goddess of victory
has smiled down upon me this time.
**[16:14] Conductor**
The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[16:21] Pipimi**
I guess I've lost.
**[16:24] Pipimi**
You win.
**[16:26] Pipimi**
I used to be...
**[16:27] Pipimi**
a feisty little train battler like you.
**[16:31] Popuko**
That's... a tray for ash... An ashtray!
**[16:34] Pipimi**
The bullet trains were a part of Japan
during their economic growth—
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[16:38] Pipimi**
the passion of the Showa era itself!
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[16:41] Pipimi**
The smoke from cigarettes
always lingered in each car,
**[16:45] Pipimi**
and bloodthirsty salarymen
were always starting fights.
**[16:48] Pipimi**
That's where the train battles began.
**[16:53] Pipimi**
I was afraid...
**[16:55] Boy A**
Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
**[16:55] Pipimi**
that another piece of culture
born in the Showa era...
**[16:57] Boy B**
Sure.
**[16:58] College Girl A**
Hey, look. That old man's crying.
**[16:58] Pipimi**
was going to be irrationally,
immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
**[17:01] College Girl B**
Wait, where? Oh, shit.
He's crying for real.
**[17:05] Pipimi**
But I'm happy to see that
train battlers like yourself
**[17:09] Pipimi**
are still around.
**[17:12] Popuko**
What're you trying to say?
**[17:14] Pipimi**
I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
**[17:16] Pipimi**
The memories of those who fought
through the Showa era.
**[17:24] Popuko**
Tch. Fine.
**[17:26] Popuko**
I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
**[17:29] Popuko**
I'm going to become...
**[17:31] Pipimi**
the best train battler in Japan!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[17:43] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[17:47] Narrator**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[17:50] Popuko**
Where am I?
**[17:52] Man**
Oh, you're just a gem!
**[17:54] Popuko**
Uh, what?
**[17:55] Man**
We'll add this, this,
this, this, whoo, and look!
**[17:58] Man**
You're a natural! I just knew it!
**[18:02] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** Round 1
**[18:04] Commentator**
Round 1, you win!
***SIGN*** Round 2
**[18:06] Commentator**
Round 2, you win!
**[18:08] Commentator**
Semi-finals, you win!
***SIGN*** Semi-finals
***SIGN*** Finals
**[18:10] Commentator**
Finals, you sho won!
***SIGN*** Commendation Ceremony
**[18:15] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:17] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:19] Popuko**
Guess this one's a dud.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:21] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:22] Popuko**
And toss.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:23] Popuko**
It broke.
**[18:24] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[18:25] Popuko**
And toss!
**[18:26] Popuko**
Something came out.
**[18:28] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[18:29] Popuko**
And toss!
**[18:38] Popuko**
Why'd that happen?
**[18:40] Pipimi**
They saw right through us.
**[18:42] Popuko**
They sure did.
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[18:45] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[18:48] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[18:51] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[18:54] Popuko**
Gently, now... Oh, my!
**[18:58] Popuko**
One more time, upsy-daisy!
**[19:00] Teacher**
Hey, Popuoka!
**[19:02] Teacher**
Don't bring such things to school!
**[19:10] Pipimi**
C'mere.
**[19:11] Popuko**
Oh, yeah!
**[19:13] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:18] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:21] Pipimi**
Can you look right and left
at the same time?
**[19:25] Popuko**
Pfft, easy-peasy.
**[19:40] Popuko**
I did it!
**[19:41] Pipimi**
You're supposed to say,
"Like I could actually do that!"
**[19:41] Popuko**
Like I could actually do that!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:47] Popuko**
I want to be in the spotlight!
**[19:50] Popuko**
Maybe I'll take the TOEIC!
**[19:52] Pipimi**
Whoa, there...
**[19:56] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[20:00] Pipimi**
I want to be in the spotlight!
**[20:03] Pipimi**
I had some afternoon tea.
**[20:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Noice!
**[20:08] Popuko**
Noice!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:09] Pipimi**
Say the line!
**[20:12] Popuko**
Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay!
**[20:15] Pipimi**
Have at it!
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:17] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:19] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:20] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[20:22] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[20:24] Pipimi**
My, that is so rude.
***SIGN*** My, that is so rude.
**[20:25] Pipimi**
I must say that you lack tact,
***SIGN*** I must say that you lack tact,
**[20:26] Pipimi**
and quality, too.
***SIGN*** and quality, too.
**[20:29] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[20:31] Popuko**
Whut?
***SIGN*** Whut?
**[20:33] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** Well, now I feel dumb.
**[20:34] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** ever so proudly.
**[20:36] Popuko**
ever so proudly.
**[20:37] Popuko**
Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[20:38] Pipimi**
Do not cry, my dear.
***SIGN*** Do not cry, my dear.
**[20:39] Pipimi**
Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** Tears are an accessory
**[20:41] Pipimi**
that doesn't suit you.
***SIGN*** that doesn't suit you.
**[20:42] Popuko**
Actually, they look great on you.
**[20:42] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
**[20:45] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
stated an alibi at all!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Leave this to me...
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
interrogation room.
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: Who did you want to call?
***SIGN*** Popu
***SIGN*** PIPI: Popu.
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
***SIGN*** YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
***SIGN*** POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** POPU: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** YASU: Wait, no...
***SIGN*** YASU: Please order a halt to
this investigation, Pipiboss!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
***SIGN*** The Portopia Serial Murder Case
Pop Team Epic Collab
Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[21:29] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic! Pi!
**[21:32] Popuko**
Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
**[21:35] Pipimi**
That's a great idea!
***SIGN*** Dumbass Personalities
**[21:39] Popuko**
Here I go!
**[21:41] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:44] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:48] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:49] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:51] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:52] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:54] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:55] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:55] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[21:56] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:57] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:58] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:59] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:00] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:02] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:02] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:04] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:06] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[22:06] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[22:09] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:10] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:11] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:12] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:14] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:15] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:16] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:17] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:20] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:21] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:22] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[22:22] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:28] Popuko**
Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay... Um...
**[22:32] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:33] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:34] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:35] Pipimi**
Wait, let's do that one more time.
**[22:36] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:37] Pipimi**
Hold on. Come on.
**[22:38] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:40] Pipimi**
Your line wasn't supposed
to go over mine there.
**[22:42] Popuko**
Nope, nope.
**[22:44] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
**[22:47] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[22:48] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
**[22:49] Popuko**
ever so proudly...
Damn it, my time's done already.
**[22:52] Pipimi**
Let's start over again, please?
**[22:53] Popuko**
Okay, fine.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
**[22:59] Popuko**
But there are people watching
on streaming services, too.
**[23:02] Popuko**
Actually, are there actually
people who bought it?
**[23:05] Popuko**
You were probably better off buying XXXX.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, what's XXXX?
**[23:10] Popuko**
But XXXX is totally more XXXX
and a better deal.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
You're not making any sense. What's XXXX?
**[23:17] Popuko**
Oh, really? Act now and you get...
**[23:20] Popuko**
a roasted sweet potato.
**[23:22] Pipimi**
I have no idea anymore.
**[23:24] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan.
**[23:25] Popuko**
What are you going to do with the
money you didn't use to buy PTE S2?
**[23:28] Pipimi**
Right now? Invest in an accumulating NISA.
**[23:31] Popuko**
Ah, accumulating nii-sans, eh?
***SIGN*** Accumulating Nii-sans?
**[23:32] Popuko**
That's great. Wait, you're not buying PTE?
**[23:36] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send a copy
to my agency, please.
**[23:38] Popuko**
Whoops.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:38] Pipimi**
It's over.
# E5 - Shining Shoulder
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX1991/shining-shoulder)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[00:04] Popuko**
Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel!
**[00:10] Popuko**
We are the scoundrels, my friends!
**[00:15] Rando protag**
I've finally found you!
Now I can avenge my father!
**[00:18] Popuko**
Can't you see I'm singing here?!
**[00:41] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:43] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:21] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:26] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:28] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:32] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:35] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:39] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[01:56] Pipimi**
Welcome, and enjoy Pipimi's English Entrance!
**[02:03] Pipimi**
Hello, and welcome
to Pipimi's English Entrance.
**[02:07] Pipimi**
I am the English specialist, Pipimi, and...
**[02:09] Popuko**
I'm Popuko, and I'm super-
interested in English!
**[02:12] Pipimi**
Now, let's begin our basic
English lessons for the day.
**[02:15] Pipimi**
In this segment, you'll listen to me say
something, and then you'll repeat after me!
**[02:19] Pipimi**
Repeat after me!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[04:50] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[04:53] Popuko**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
**[04:55] Popuko and Pipimi**
The Backpow Workout's about to begin!
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Man in the background
who wields the power
**[05:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
You've gotta hit that man of power
coming from the back with a backpow!
***SIGN*** Man in the background
who wields the power
***SIGN*** Backwards-Digging Mole, Pow-chan
**[05:03] Popuko and Pipimi**
You've gotta backpow that
backwards-digging mole back into the depths!
**[05:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Bacchus Powell, Hussell for short!
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
**[05:11] Popuko and Pipimi**
Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors, go!
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** m 54 57 l 127 24 203 33 181 79 90 92
***SIGN*** Battle with Hussell!
Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors
Segment
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** Will you beat him?
**[05:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Will you beat him?
***SIGN*** Did you beat him?
**[05:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Did you beat him?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:23] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:27] Pipimi**
Right as you sit,
I'm gonna pull out your chair...
**[05:31] Pipimi**
Or not!
**[05:34] Pipimi**
Gonna pull out your chair...
**[05:41] Pipimi**
Or not!
**[05:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Boing!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:44] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:47] Popuko**
The balance between my mind and body...
**[05:52] Pipimi**
What's the current ratio?
**[05:54] Popuko**
Mind: 9,999. Body: 1.
**[05:59] Pipimi**
Leave this to me!
***SIGN*** Is this what "perfect" is?!
**[06:05] Popuko**
Is this what "perfect" is?!
***SIGN*** Is this what "perfect" is?!
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[06:15] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:21] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:27] Popuko**
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking.
**[06:30] Popuko**
All the good boys and girls
who want paella, gather round!
**[06:33] Kids**
Ooh! I want some! I want some!
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[06:45] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[06:49] Pipimi**
It's all about new-money
trains in this day and age.
**[06:52] Pipimi**
I mean, just look at my form.
**[06:56] Popuko**
So beautiful...
**[06:57] Popuko**
Ten points is not nearly enough!
**[06:59] Pipimi**
Are we talking about old-school *ixiv here?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:01] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:07] Popuko**
I'm carsick.
**[07:08] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[07:12] Popuko**
I'm gonna hurl...
**[07:13] Pipimi**
You're gonna?!
**[07:17] Popuko**
Oh, hey. I'm all better.
**[07:18] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[07:21] Popuko**
I lied.
**[07:22] Pipimi**
You did?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:23] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:27] Pipimi**
What kind of look did you
want to go for today?
**[07:29] Popuko**
The usual tomboy bob, please.
**[07:31] Pipimi**
Okay!
**[07:33] Popuko**
Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[07:38] Pipimi**
My bad! I made an oopsie!
**[07:40] Popuko**
C'mon, now!
**[07:42] Pipimi**
Okay!
**[07:43] Popuko**
Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[07:48] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:51] Popuko**
Hey, Cactus-kun is looking for hugs.
**[07:54] Pipimi**
Serial killer!
**[07:56] Popuko**
Kenzan-kun, too!
**[07:57] Pipimi**
There's gonna be a bloodbath!
**[07:59] Pipimi**
Just hug it out already!
**[08:00] Popuko**
What, you scared?
**[08:03] Popuko**
Oh?
**[08:04] Pipimi**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Slide... Slide...
**[08:06] Popuko**
You want hugs, don't you?!
**[08:06] Pipimi**
What's the matter? You can't?
**[08:07] Popuko**
You can't do it?
**[08:09] Pipimi**
Oh?
**[08:10] Pipimi**
Why're you running away,
you spineless bastards?!
**[08:11] Popuko**
Spineless bastards!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:13] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
**[08:16] Popuko**
That's right!
**[08:18] Popuko**
The Earth's in danger.
**[08:21] Popuko**
I mean... The Earth's really in danger here.
**[08:24] Pipimi**
For real?
**[08:25] Popuko**
Actually... The Earth could
already be in danger.
**[08:29] Pipimi**
Oh, shit!
**[08:31] Popuko**
Whether you believe it or not...
**[08:34] Popuko**
Depends on if you really believe it or not!
**[08:37] Cthulhu**
Then I'll have to say that I don't.
**[08:40] Popuko**
Then... That just means
that's all you've got.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
***SIGN*** Today's Baboo
is PopuPopuu.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The scarecrow has failed! A Popuu with destructive tendencies is invincible.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Popuu continues on her path of
destruction.
**[09:03] Popuko**
You fucking moron!
**[09:05] Popuko**
You fuckwad!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** All of the traps have been destroyed.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** She also destroyed the gate
while she was at it.
***SIGN*** Artistry Points
**[09:17] Pipimis**
Popu-chan... Popu-chan... Popu-chan...
***SIGN*** 1st Year 1/7 (Sun) Spring
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I can't eat Pipimi-chan~
**[09:21] Popuko**
I can't eat Pipimi-chan!
***SIGN*** Artistry Points
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[09:32] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:35] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[09:38] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[09:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[09:44] Pipimi**
Popuoka!
**[09:49] Popuko**
Pipihara...
**[09:50] Pipimi**
Apparently this segment's... been canceled.
***SIGN*** Takeshobo
**[10:04] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:12] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:19] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:33] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:41] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:56] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:05] Popuko**
Great job today.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Pipimi**
You, too!
**[11:07] Popuko**
That was so much fun.
**[11:08] Pipimi**
It was!
**[11:09] Popuko**
And we got to see each other after so long.
**[11:11] Pipimi**
Right! How long has it been since
we've been in the booth together?
**[11:15] Popuko**
I'm grateful.
**[11:16] Pipimi**
There's a show that's on right now,
but we're all recording separately.
**[11:20] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly.
**[11:21] Popuko**
The fact that I get to spend so
much time with you, Yuki-chan...
**[11:24] Pipimi**
With me?
**[11:24] Popuko**
It's been fun... and it's been so long.
**[11:28] Popuko**
Thank you so much.
**[11:29] Pipimi**
Thank you so much, Pop Team Epic.
**[11:31] Popuko**
Pretty much.
**[11:32] Pipimi**
Thanks, Popumi.
**[11:35] Popuko**
You, too, Popuko.
**[11:37] Pipimi**
You mean Pipiko.
**[11:38] Pipimi**
Oh! Popuko and Pipimi. I got them wrong!
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:40] Popuko**
Wait, what?
**[11:40] Pipimi**
Am I Pipimi? Right, I'm Pipimi!
**[11:42] Popuko**
Yes, I'm Popuko.
**[11:43] Pipimi**
Thanks, Popuko.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[11:53] Pipimi**
Pop, pop, p-pop, pop, pop-pop...
**[11:54] Popuko**
Scoundrel! Scoundrel!
**[12:00] Popuko**
We are the scoundrels, my friends!
**[12:06] Rando protag**
I've finally found you!
Now I can avenge my father!
**[12:07] Popuko**
We—
**[12:08] Popuko**
Can't you see I'm singing here?!
**[12:31] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:33] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:54] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:11] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:16] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:18] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:22] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:29] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[13:46] Pipimi**
Welcome, and enjoy Pipimi's English Entrance!
**[13:53] Pipimi**
Hello, and welcome
to Pipimi's English Entrance.
**[13:57] Pipimi**
I am the English specialist, Pipimi, and...
**[13:59] Popuko**
I'm Popuko, and I'm super-
interested in English!
**[14:02] Pipimi**
Now, let's begin our basic
English lessons for the day.
**[14:04] Pipimi**
In this segment, you'll listen to me say
something, and then you'll repeat after me!
**[14:09] Pipimi**
Repeat after me!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[16:40] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[16:43] Popuko**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
**[16:45] Popuko and Pipimi**
The Backpow Workout's about to begin!
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Man in the background
who wields the power
**[16:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
You've gotta hit that man of power
coming from the back with a backpow!
***SIGN*** Man in the background
who wields the power
***SIGN*** Backwards-Digging Mole, Pow-chan
**[16:53] Popuko and Pipimi**
You've gotta backpow that
backwards-digging mole back into the depths!
**[16:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
Bacchus Powell, Hussell for short!
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
**[17:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors, go!
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** m 54 57 l 127 24 203 33 181 79 90 92
***SIGN*** Battle with Hussell!
Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors
Segment
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** Will you beat him?
**[17:05] Popuko and Pipimi**
Will you beat him?
**[17:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
Did you beat him?
***SIGN*** Did you beat him?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:13] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[17:17] Pipimi**
Right as you sit,
I'm gonna pull out your chair...
**[17:21] Pipimi**
Or not!
**[17:25] Pipimi**
Gonna pull out your chair...
**[17:31] Pipimi**
Or not!
**[17:32] Popuko**
Hup!
**[17:33] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot-doo-doo!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:35] Pipimi**
Oh, Pop Team Epic.
**[17:36] Popuko**
The balance between my mind and body...
**[17:42] Pipimi**
What's the current ratio?
**[17:44] Popuko**
Mind: 9,999. Body: 1.
**[17:49] Pipimi**
Leave this to me! Psshu.
***SIGN*** Is this what "perfect" is?!
**[17:55] Popuko**
Is this what "perfect" is?!
***SIGN*** Is this what "perfect" is?!
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
**[18:01] Popuko**
Well, is it?!
**[18:04] Popuko**
Perfect Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:08] Pipimi**
Ready, and...
**[18:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking.
**[18:12] Pipimi**
That "Ready, and..."
was so worth putting in.
**[18:14] Popuko**
Great job.
**[18:17] Popuko**
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking.
**[18:20] Popuko**
All the good boys and girls
who want paella, gather round!
**[18:23] Kids**
Ooh! I want some! I want some!
**[18:26] Popuko**
And shoot, and shoot,
and shoot, and shoot...
**[18:31] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan!
**[18:32] Pipimi**
Whoops, I should've caught
that with my face.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[18:39] Pipimi**
It's all about new-money
trains in this day and age.
**[18:43] Pipimi**
I mean, just look at my form.
**[18:44] Popuko**
So beautiful...
**[18:47] Popuko**
Ten points is not nearly enough!
**[18:49] Pipimi**
Are we talking about old-school *ixiv here?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[18:51] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[18:57] Popuko**
I'm carsick.
**[18:58] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[19:02] Popuko**
I'm gonna hurl...
**[19:03] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[19:07] Popuko**
Oh, hey. I'm all better.
**[19:08] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[19:11] Popuko**
I lied.
**[19:12] Pipimi**
You did?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:13] Pipimi**
I wanna buy a hedgehog.
**[19:17] Pipimi**
What kind of look did you
want to go for today?
**[19:19] Popuko**
The usual tomboy bob, please.
**[19:21] Pipimi**
Okay!
**[19:22] Popuko**
Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[19:28] Pipimi**
My bad! I made an oopsie!
**[19:30] Popuko**
C'mon, now!
**[19:32] Pipimi**
Okay!
**[19:33] Popuko**
Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[19:38] Popuko**
Nepal.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:42] Popuko**
Hey, Cactus-kun is looking for hugs.
**[19:44] Pipimi**
Serial killer!
**[19:46] Popuko**
Kenzan-kun, too!
**[19:47] Pipimi**
There's gonna be a bloodbath!
**[19:49] Pipimi**
Just hug it out already!
**[19:50] Popuko**
What, you scared?
**[19:53] Popuko**
Well? Go on.
**[19:53] Pipimi**
Hey, get on with it.
***SIGN*** Slide... Slide...
**[19:55] Popuko**
Hey.
**[19:56] Popuko**
Hey, you want hugs, don't you?!
**[19:57] Pipimi**
What's the matter? Huh?
**[19:57] Popuko**
You can't do it?
**[19:59] Pipimi**
Hey. Hey, get on with it.
**[20:00] Popuko**
Hey. Go.
**[20:00] Pipimi**
You're holding a sign that says "free hugs,"
but they're not free at all!
**[20:02] Popuko**
Free, my ass! I'll knock you out!
**[20:03] Pipimi**
You're picking and choosing!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
**[20:06] Popuko**
That's right!
**[20:08] Popuko**
The Earth's in danger.
**[20:09] Pipimi**
The Earth's in danger?
**[20:11] Popuko**
I mean... The Earth's really in danger here.
**[20:14] Pipimi**
Wait, I wasn't listening.
**[20:15] Popuko**
Actually... The Earth
could already be in danger.
**[20:19] Pipimi**
Oh, shit! No way! That sucks!
**[20:21] Popuko**
Whether you believe it or not...
**[20:24] Popuko**
Depends on if you really believe it or not!
**[20:27] Cthulhu**
Then I'll have to say that I don't.
**[20:31] Popuko**
You... Just go roll some dice or something.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
***SIGN*** Today's Baboo
is PopuPopuu.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The scarecrow has failed! A Popuu with destructive tendencies is invincible.
**[20:48] Popuko**
No... no.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Popuu continues on her path of
destruction.
**[20:51] Popuko**
No! No! No!
**[20:56] Popuko**
You fuckwad!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** All of the traps have been destroyed.
**[20:58] Popuko**
You fuckwad!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** She also destroyed the gate
while she was at it.
***SIGN*** Artistry Points
**[21:07] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, I'm ready.
***SIGN*** 1st Year 1/7 (Sun) Spring
**[21:09] Pipimi**
I grew nice and yummy.
**[21:10] Pipimi**
Now, eat me up.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I can't eat Pipimi-chan~
**[21:12] Popuko**
I can't eat Pipimi-chan!
***SIGN*** Artistry Points
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[21:22] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[21:25] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[21:28] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[21:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[21:34] Pipimi**
Popuoka!
**[21:39] Popuko**
Pipihara...
**[21:40] Pipimi**
Apparently this segment's... been canceled.
**[21:45] Popuko**
Canceled...
***SIGN*** Takeshobo
**[21:49] Popuko**
So that means...
**[21:54] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:02] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:09] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:31] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Pipimi**
Hey, hey, Popuko-chan.
I have a question for you.
**[22:58] Popuko**
What is it, Pipimi-chan?
**[22:59] Pipimi**
You know how you get some hair
growing on your big toe?
**[23:01] Pipimi**
It's just there.
**[23:02] Popuko**
Yeah.
**[23:03] Pipimi**
But why's it even there?
What's it protecting?
**[23:06] Popuko**
That question could sway
the fate of the whole world.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
What?
**[23:10] Popuko**
Because that hair...
**[23:14] Popuko**
protects you from being electrocuted...
**[23:17] Popuko**
when you drop your smartphone.
**[23:20] Pipimi**
What?
**[23:21] Pipimi**
Oh, so you're saying that humanity,
even from a long time ago,
**[23:24] Pipimi**
predicted the creation of smartphones
**[23:26] Pipimi**
and that they'd be
dropping them on their own feet?
**[23:29] Popuko**
Whether you believe it or not...
**[23:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Depends on if you really believe it or not!
# E6 - POP Memories to YOU
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK7GGP/pop-memories-to-you)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:04] Popuko**
Welcome to the Pop Team Epic Night Show!
Today, we have the Earth with us!
**[00:09] Popuko**
Now, hang on a sec.
**[00:11] Popuko**
If the Earth is here,
what are we all standing on?
**[00:13] Pipimi**
Ah, so you've finally realized it.
**[00:15] Popuko**
Whut?
**[00:17] Pipimi**
Everything about this world is a sham.
**[00:21] Popuko**
It's a sham?
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:50] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:05] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:16] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:19] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:36] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:42] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** POP Memories To YOU
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[01:58] Narrator (Pipimi)**
* Have you ever heard the tale*
* about this strange bell?*
**[02:01] Narrator (Pipimi)**
*It appears on the cape just once each summer,*
**[02:03] Narrator (Pipimi)**
*and if two people ring the bell,*
**[02:05] Narrator**
*they're bound together by eternal love.*
**[02:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
*POP Memories*
**[02:10] Popuko and Pipimi**
*I'll be waiting for you tomorrow*
**[02:14] Popuko and Pipimi**
*Kick that cowardice*
**[02:17] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We both laughed and ran*
**[02:22] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We cherished this moment right now*
**[02:27] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We did*
**[02:29] Popuko and Pipimi**
*Close your eyes*
**[02:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
*And I want you to believe in*
**[02:35] Popuko and Pipimi**
*POP Memories to YOU*
***SIGN*** Start
Continue
Options
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Today's our entrance ceremony,
and the beginning of my youth!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** My goal is to get a cute girlfriend.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Just kidding! A real man's
gotta concentrate on his studies!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Hey! You planning to be late
for our first day of school?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** This scary girl is my childhood friend.
Not that either of us had any say in it.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Man... I've got no luck with girls.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Jeez!
You're such a pain!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I feel bad for your future wife!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** My bad. I'll treat you to something
on our way home,
so let me off the hook.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You've got some nerve! I already
know you're completely broke
for the month!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Whoopsie.
My bad again.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Jeez! We were seriously
almost late for our first day!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Whew! Good grief.
I guess we made it just in time.
***SIGN*** Bam!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Sh-She's so cute!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Are you all right?
Oh! Oh, no! You're bleeding...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** N-No need to worry!
A real man...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: I'm sorry this handkerchief
is so girly... But the bleeding's
stopped now.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** R-Right...
Bo-yo-yoing...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Look at that stupid grin on
your face. Jeez, you're hopeless.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Wait, you're...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: We're on the same tennis
team together...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: I guess we go to the same school!
It's great to see you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Wow! I guess we're going to the
same school now! I'm so happy!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** H-Hey, you know this beautiful girl?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Pfft, now you're impressed?
But she's way too good for you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Don't be like that! Goddess, O Great
Childhood Friend! Please grant this lowly
fellow that girl's digits, pwease!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Ahaha...
I can hear you...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ah, how can fate be so cruel? Of course
that beautiful girl would be the student
council president that every guy admires.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Looks like I've got my work
cut out for me...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Senpai!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hey! No middle school kids allowed!
Only adults around here.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Look at you, trying to act all
mature! I thought you forgot
all about me!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** You dummy. Like I'd ever forget the face of
my precious kohai. I'm the best senpai you
could ask for!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Tehe! I feel a bit relieved that you
never change.
So, did you get a girlfriend yet?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Don't ask me that.
You're gonna make me cry. Sob, sob...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You know, if you'd wait
just another year, I'd...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Oh, never mind!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hm? Did you say something?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Nyah! See you later, Senpai!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Good grief... Oh, crap! The school store's
gonna be packed!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Rice dishes Noodle dishes
***SIGN*** Pick up
***SIGN*** Corner
***SIGN*** D'oh! E-Everything's sold out...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Sorry 'bout that. We're feedin'
lots of growing kids here.
Best not be late next time!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** If I starve to death,
I'll curse you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Are you hungry?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Who the heck is this chick? Is she really
gonna eat all that bread all by herself?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Want one...?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hngh... I don't need your pity!
I haven't fallen so low that I need
to take food from a girl!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gurgle~
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Hehe... You're funny.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Rice dishes Noodle dishes
***SIGN*** Damn it, stomach! How dare you
embarrass me like that? N-No, you've got the wrong idea... Hahaha...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Here... This one's my
personal favorite.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** What the heck? Custard bread...?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: They're delicious. See you later.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** "See you later," huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I might be imagining it, but it feels like
my time's finally arrived...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Does that mean... My rose-colored youth
is finally going to begin?! Huehue!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hey! I found even more girls over there!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hey, what are you two talking about?
Maybe a hot guy holding custard bread
in one hand?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Who the hell is this retro protag?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: God, you're annoying! Piss off!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[06:27] Man**
Huh?!
**[06:33] Man**
Shit!
**[06:34] Man**
This game is boring as shit!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:38] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[06:42] Popuko**
I'm gonna be auto-tracking all day today!
**[06:44] Pipimi**
Okay.
**[06:46] Popuko**
Um, um, this way, um, um, um, um...
**[06:51] Popuko**
Um, um, that way, um, um, um, um...
**[06:54] Popuko**
Um, um, this way, that way, some way...
**[06:58] Popuko**
Um, um, this way, um,
um, uh, um, uh, uh, um...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:06] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[07:08] Pipimi**
Okay. Today, I'll do the auto-tracking.
**[07:12] Popuko**
Roger!
**[07:13] Popuko**
This way!
**[07:15] Pipimi**
Hup, hup...
**[07:16] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:19] Pipimi**
Hup...
**[07:20] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:25] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:28] Popuko**
Huh?
**[07:30] Popuko**
P-P-P-Pipimi-chan, where are you?!
**[07:33] Pipimi**
Here.
**[07:35] Popuko**
Abeshi!
**[07:40] Popuko and Pipimi**
Oh. Hello, there.
**[07:42] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[07:45] Popuko?**
Bob Team... Epic.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Cooking-san is going to try to make fried rice today! I wonder what kind of dish he'll make!
**[07:48] Cooking**
I'm gonna make fried rice today!
**[07:50] Cooking**
Pour rice into the frying pan.
**[07:52] Cooking**
And sauté! So tiring!
**[07:55] Cooking**
How you like that?
This is my special fried rice!
***SIGN*** Full of Rice
***SIGN*** Fried Rice
**[07:58] Cooking**
Man, it looks good!
**[08:00] Cooking**
Down the hatch!
**[08:01] Pipimi**
Heyo. Fried Rice Eats here.
**[08:09] Cooking**
Guess there're just days like this.
**[08:12] Cooking**
But this is what cooking's all about!
**[08:15] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
***SIGN*** The Evil Yokai "Kappa" Appears at a
Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
***SIGN*** Wanted
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kappa Sushi
***SIGN*** Huge Discount
***SIGN*** We've Discovered "Huge Discount" Sushi
at a Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kappa Sushi
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:43] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:26] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:29] Pipimi**
Say... What do you want to do...
**[09:32] Pipimi**
with this giant lump of brown sugar?
**[09:35] Pipimi**
What do you wanna do?
**[09:38] Pipimi**
What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
**[09:43] Pipimi**
Bwat boo vuu banna boo?
**[09:47] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Asami Ike
**[10:00] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:07] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:15] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:23] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:29] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:45] ED Lyrics**
*We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:52] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Great job today!
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:09] Popuko**
You, too!
**[11:11] Popuko**
We definitely... needed
a lot of power for that.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:14] Pipimi**
Um, uh... If we're being honest here...
**[11:17] Pipimi**
I don't really think I got any of it.
**[11:19] Popuko**
Maybe that's what's so great about it.
**[11:21] Pipimi**
Well... It's been a while
since we've seen each other.
**[11:24] Pipimi**
Did it go okay?
**[11:25] Popuko**
Huh? Well, it was really nostalgic.
**[11:28] Pipimi**
Nostalgic!
**[11:29] Popuko**
The way you just said that...
**[11:31] Pipimi**
I'm sure it's nostalgic
for the viewers, too.
**[11:33] Popuko**
Right?
**[11:34] Popuko**
But I'm so thankful for this opportunity.
**[11:36] Pipimi**
Exactly. It feels like the Earth did
a full circle... What am I saying?
**[11:40] Pipimi**
It's ending!
**[11:41] Popuko**
Yup.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:47] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:51] Popuko**
Welcome to the Pop Team Epic Night Show!
Today, we have the Earth with us!
**[11:57] Popuko**
Now, hang on a sec.
**[11:58] Popuko**
If the Earth is here,
what are we all standing on?
**[12:00] Pipimi**
So you've finally realized it!
**[12:04] Pipimi**
Everything about this world is a sham!
**[12:08] Popuko**
Doesn't sham sound like yam? Sham, yam.
**[12:10] Pipimi**
Whut?!
**[12:32] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:33] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:40] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:42] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:52] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:59] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:04] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:12] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:16] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:18] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:23] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:30] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** POP Memories To YOU
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[13:45] Narrator (Pipimi)**
* Have you ever heard the tale*
* about this strange bell?*
**[13:48] Narrator (Pipimi)**
*It appears on the cape just once each summer,*
**[13:50] Narrator (Pipimi)**
* and if two people ring the bell,*
* they're bound together by eternal love.*
**[13:54] Popuko and Pipimi**
*POP Memories*
**[13:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
*I'll be waiting for you tomorrow*
**[14:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
*Kick that cowardice*
**[14:04] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We both laughed and ran*
**[14:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We cherished this moment right now*
**[14:14] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We did*
**[14:16] Popuko and Pipimi**
*Close your eyes*
**[14:18] Popuko and Pipimi**
*And I want you to believe in*
**[14:22] Popuko and Pipimi**
*POP Memories to YOU*
***SIGN*** Start
Continue
Options
***SIGN*** Today's our entrance ceremony,
and the beginning of my youth!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** My goal is to get a wonderful boyfriend!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Just kidding! A real woman's
gotta concentrate on her studies!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Hey! You planning to be late
for our first day of school?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** This busybody guy is my childhood friend.
Not that either of us had any say in it.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Man... He's got a nice face,
but he's such a jerk.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Jeez!
You're such a pain!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: I feel bad for your future husband.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** My bad. I'll treat you to something
on our way home.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You've got some nerve.
You already said you were almost
broke this month.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Yikes, he's got me figured out.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: That was close. We were
seriously almost late our first day.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Whew! Good grief.
I guess we made it just in time.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bam!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ow! S-Sorry!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Oh, God! He's hot!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Are you all right?
Oh, no! You're bleeding...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Oh, this is nothing!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: I'm sorry this handkerchief
is so boyish... But the bleeding's
stopped now.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** R-Right...
Bo-yo-yoing...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Tch... Look at that stupid grin
on your face.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Wait, you're...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You're on the rival racing team.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You're my senpai?
Man, this sucks!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Come on, don't be like that.
I guess you're violent
both on and off the circuit.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Wait, you know this hottie?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: What? This dude's your type?
Well, you've got shit taste.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** D'aww, is the childhood friend jealous?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Good grief. What are we going
to do with him?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ah, how can fate be so cruel? Of course
that hot guy would be the student council
president that every girl admires.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Looks like I've got my work
cut out for me...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Senpai!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Eek! No middle school kids allowed!
Only adults around here.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Look at you, trying to act all
mature, you weirdo.
I thought you forgot all about me!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** You dummy. Like I'd ever forget the face
of my precious kohai.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Hehe! I feel a bit relieved
that you never change.
So, did you get a boyfriend yet?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Stop that.
You know you shouldn't bring that up.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You know, if you'd wait
just another year, I'd...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Oh, never mind!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hm? Did you say something?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Nyah! See you later, Senpai!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Good grief... Oh, crap! The school store's
gonna be packed!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Rice dishes Noodle dishes
***SIGN*** Pick up
***SIGN*** Corner
***SIGN*** D'oh! E-Everything's sold out...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Sorry 'bout that. We're feedin'
lots of growing kids here.
Best not be late next time!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Waah! If I starve to death,
I'll curse you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: You, there... Are you hungry?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Wh-Who the heck is this guy? Is he really
gonna eat all that bread all by himself?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Want one...?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I haven't fallen so low that I need to take
food from some rando!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gurgle~
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Hehe... You're funny.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Rice dishes Noodle dishes
***SIGN*** Urgh... Damn it. How dare you
embarrass me like that, stomach?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Here... This one's my
personal favorite.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** What the heck? Custard bread...?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: They're delicious. See you later.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** "See you later," huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I might be imagining it, but it feels like
my time's finally arrived...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Does that mean... My rose-colored youth
is finally going to begin?!
All right! Let's do this!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[18:00] Protag**
Huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Releasing an incomplete game?
Give me a break. Payback time.
***SIGN*** First of all, there's Okawa Bkub,
who ran off with some chick
during production.
Yeah, you, jackass.
***SIGN*** Then there's King Records,
who did nothing but slack
the whole damn time.
Yeah, you, jackass.
***SIGN*** Whew, that's better...
***SIGN*** Or not. Takeshobo, yeah, you.
I'm talking to you.
Ugh, just disappear.
**[18:25] YuiP**
So this is how shit games work?!
**[18:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:35] Popuko**
I'm gonna be auto-tracking all day today!
**[18:37] Pipimi**
Okay.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:58] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:01] Pipimi**
Okay. Today, I'll do the auto-tracking.
**[19:05] Popuko**
'Kay!
**[19:07] Popuko**
This way!
**[19:09] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan?!
**[19:13] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan?!
**[19:18] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan?!
**[19:21] Popuko**
Huh?
**[19:24] Popuko**
P-P-P-Pipimi-chan, where are you?!
**[19:28] Popuko**
H-Hey!
**[19:32] Popuko and Pipimi**
You and I... are now overlayed!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[19:35] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:38] Popuko?**
Bob Team... Epic.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Cooking-san is going to try to make fried rice today! I wonder what kind of dish he'll make!
**[19:41] Cooking**
I'm gonna make fried rice today!
**[19:44] Cooking**
Pour rice into the frying pan.
**[19:45] Cooking**
And sauté! So tiring!
**[19:48] Cooking**
How you like that?
This is my special fried rice!
***SIGN*** Full of Rice
***SIGN*** Fried Rice
**[19:51] Cooking**
Man, it looks good!
**[19:53] Cooking**
Down the hatch!
**[19:54] Pipimi**
Heyo. Fried Rice Eats here.
**[20:02] Cooking**
Guess there're just days like this.
**[20:05] Cooking**
But this is what cooking's all about!
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[20:08] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** The Evil Yokai "Kappa" Appears at a
Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
***SIGN*** Wanted
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kappa Sushi
***SIGN*** Huge Discount
***SIGN*** We've Discovered "Huge Discount" Sushi
at a Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kappa Sushi
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:37] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[20:50] Popuko**
Uh... wha? Hello...
**[21:01] Popuko**
Uh, hello? Hi?
**[21:19] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:22] Pipimi**
Say... What do you want to do...
**[21:25] Pipimi**
with this giant lump of brown sugar?
**[21:28] Pipimi**
What do you wanna do?
**[21:31] Pipimi**
What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
**[21:40] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic... Hey!
**[21:40] Popuko**
Pop Team! Oh, whoopsie.
***SIGN*** By: Asami Ike
**[21:53] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:01] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:08] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:16] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:23] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:39] ED Lyrics**
*We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:45] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[23:00] Pipimi**
Great job today. I'm Masuda Toshiki.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:01] Popuko**
You, too.
**[23:03] Popuko**
Oh, I'm Hatanaka Tasuku.
**[23:03] Pipimi**
And now...
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Hatanaka-san wanted to do a free talk,
so the next 35 seconds are all his.
**[23:08] Popuko**
Wait, what?
**[23:09] Pipimi**
And go.
**[23:10] Popuko**
Hey, come on now.
You can't do that to me, seriously.
**[23:13] Popuko**
Wait, you're really walking
away from the mic?!
**[23:16] Popuko**
Wait, uh... Um.
**[23:18] Popuko**
Yes, hi. Right. Um, I mean, it's fine
for people who know our voices,
**[23:25] Popuko**
but there are people who don't...
**[23:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic is, like, nationwide.
**[23:29] Popuko**
So... Um, yeah.
**[23:32] Popuko**
So there might be people who don't
know our voices... Wait, no way.
# E7 - Raising Hell: The Hellshake Arrow
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0KQQQ/rising-hell-the-hellshake-arrow)
Translator:
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***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[00:22] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:23] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:25] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:27] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:28] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:30] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:32] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:33] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:35] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:38] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:02] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:20] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[01:40] Popuko**
I got yelled at for saying I wanted
to become a paladin when I grew up.
**[01:44] Popuko**
But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
**[01:47] Narrator**
Hellshake Yano.
***SIGN*** Hellshake Yano
***SIGN*** The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan
Hellshake Yano
**[01:50] Narrator**
The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan.
**[01:54] Narrator**
Alas, his musical career was crushed
in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
***SIGN*** Major Contract
**[01:57] Narrator**
his major record label contract went kaput,
**[01:59] Narrator**
and Yano disappeared
without anyone noticing.
***SIGN*** Investigative Team
**[02:03] Narrator**
Our investigative team decided
to track Yano down
**[02:06] Narrator**
so they could do an up-close-
and-personal interview!
**[02:09] Narrator**
Ta-dah!
***SIGN*** Emotional Documentary Special
Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[02:10] Narrator**
Emotional Documentary Special:
*Rising Hell ~The Hellshake Arrow~*.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[02:18] Narrator**
A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
**[02:20] Narrator**
That's where our team
found Yano working.
**[02:24] Shop owner**
Make sure you shake all the
water out of those noodles.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[02:26] Yano**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
**[02:28] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[02:30] Narrator**
Yano had forgotten about music
and was shaking noodles instead.
**[02:30] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[02:34] Narrator**
But then, Yano got a visitor...
**[02:38] Manager**
I finally found you.
**[02:40] Yano**
Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
**[02:42] Manager**
Heh, don't go underestimating
your former manager's instincts.
**[02:45] Manager**
Yano, why don't you try entering this?
***SIGN*** Gather 'round, future stars
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** Win the Grand Prix
and become a star!
***SIGN*** We're waiting for all
the musicians to apply!
***SIGN*** We're cheering you on!
***SIGN*** Date:
***SIGN*** Place:
Event Space
**[02:50] Manager**
A music contest where only
the top musicians compete!
**[02:53] Manager**
The Musicione Grand Prix!
**[02:55] Manager**
If you win this,
you'll go back to being a star overni—
**[02:59] Yano**
Ain't interested.
**[03:00] Manager**
What?!
**[03:01] Yano**
I decided not to do music ever again.
**[03:05] Yano**
Never, ever again.
**[03:08] Manager**
Y-Yano...
**[03:10] Manager**
Yano...
**[03:12] Narrator**
The day of the event.
***SIGN*** Event Space
**[03:15] Narrator**
Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
**[03:20] Yano**
I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
win this thing! Hell yeah!
**[03:25] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[03:32] Narrator**
And now, a word from our sponsor,
Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:42] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[03:43] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[03:46] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:48] Popuko and Pipimi**
Celebrating 50 years.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** Thank you for 50 years
**[03:51] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[03:52] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[03:54] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
A slightly unique music shop.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** A slightly unique music shop
**[04:00] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[04:02] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[04:04] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[04:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Located in Niigata.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** 6 shops in Niigata
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[04:15] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
**[04:19] Host**
Musicione Grand Prix!
***SIGN*** Musicione
Grand Prix
***SIGN*** 4 minutes
**[04:22] Host**
Our contestants will have four minutes
to present their musici.
**[04:25] Host**
Our judges will repeatedly
tap their buttons to award points,
***SIGN*** Point Button
Tap Repeatedly
**[04:28] Host**
and our contestants will compete
for the highest total score.
***SIGN*** Total Score
**[04:31] Host**
All right, let's welcome
our first contestant!
**[04:34] Narrator**
Pshuu...
**[04:35] Host**
Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
**[04:39] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
***SIGN*** No-Subject Prince
**[04:42] No-Subject Prince**
I'm the No-Subject Prince.
Don't expect a subject from me.
***SIGN*** Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
***SIGN*** Time Remaining
**[04:46] Host**
He's taking his time...
**[04:48] Host**
Just how is he going to leave
the subject out of a sentence?
**[04:50] Host**
He's running out of time!
**[04:53] No-Subject Prince**
Bow down...
***SIGN*** Bow down...
**[04:54] Judge**
He did it!
**[04:55] Host**
He magnificently left out any subject there.
Look at those points rack up!
**[04:58] Host**
And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Kapow
**[05:00] No-Subject Prince**
Thank you.
**[05:02] Yano**
He got a perfect score with just
a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
**[05:05] Yano**
I'm up next!
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** D-D-D-Dash
**[05:06] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-Dash...
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[05:09] Host**
Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
**[05:13] Narrator**
Pshuu!
**[05:14] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
**[05:18] Narrator**
It was then that Yano realized
his fatal shortcoming.
***SIGN*** Musicione
**[05:21] Yano**
D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
Where do I tap?
***SIGN*** Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
**[05:25] Yano**
D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
Take that, and that!
**[05:28] Yano**
Damn it! It's no use! But why?
**[05:30] Yano**
Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
**[05:32] Yano**
But why?! The guitar!
**[05:32] Manager**
Yano, what's wrong?
**[05:35] Manager**
Don't tell me you forgot how
to play the guitar...
**[05:40] Manager**
I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
**[05:43] Narrator**
Rustle, rustle, rustle,
flappy, flap, flap...
**[05:46] Narrator**
Rustle.
***SIGN*** New Hotel
**[05:47] Host**
What's this? Yano's second
has thrown in the towel!
**[05:50] Host**
Is Yano going to forfeit?
**[05:52] Yano**
Hell no!
**[05:53] Narrator**
Fwap!
**[05:55] Yano**
Don't think... Just move
the way your instincts tell you!
***SIGN*** Think
***SIGN*** No, don't think...
***SIGN*** Yano...
**[05:58] Yano**
Just move your body!
**[06:00] Yano**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
shake
**[06:01] Narrator**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[06:04] Yano**
Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
**[06:06] Yano**
These are the movements I do
at the ramen shop!
***SIGN*** Wait, nooooo
***SIGN*** Worldly Desires
**[06:10] Yano**
I need to purge these worldly desires
I acquired in mundane life...
***SIGN*** Hell
**[06:15] Yano**
and regain Hell within my heart!
**[06:17] Yano**
Hey, staff! Snap!
**[06:20] Yano**
Come on, bring me a new guitar!
**[06:21] Narrator**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
***SIGN*** Purifying Guitar
**[06:24] Yano**
The guitar that has 108 strings...
The Purifying Guitar!
**[06:28] Yano**
I'll use this to get rid of all of
my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
**[06:31] Manager**
108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
**[06:33] Yano**
Just shut up and watch!
**[06:35] Manager**
Throw in the towel!
**[06:37] Yano**
Hell no!
**[06:43] Yano**
Hellshaaaaake!
**[06:48] Narrator**
Crack...
***SIGN*** Crack...
**[06:51] Narrator**
Snap!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
**[06:53] Yano**
Oh, no! My pick shattered!
**[06:55] Yano**
Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
***SIGN*** Victory
**[07:02] Yano**
Ah... My dreams...
**[07:04] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
**[07:05] Yano**
Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
**[07:08] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
**[07:10] Yano**
Hey! You're the one that appears out
of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
**[07:13] Bird**
Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
**[07:16] Yano**
What?
**[07:17] Bird**
Then...
**[07:18] Yano**
What's there?
**[07:19] Bird**
Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
**[07:21] Yano**
Hey, wait!
**[07:23] Host**
You've got thirty seconds left!
***SIGN*** 30 Seconds Remaining
**[07:25] Yano**
Crap!
***SIGN*** Guitarist Forest
**[07:26] Yano**
I don't have time to waste!
**[07:28] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
**[07:29] Narrator**
And Yano ran, believing
in that tiny glimmer of hope.
**[07:32] Narrator**
He ran down that perilous path!
**[07:35] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 28 seconds remaining!
**[07:38] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 26 seconds remaining!
**[07:40] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 24 seconds remaining!
**[07:43] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
**[07:43] Narrator**
And then, deep in the forest,
he finally found it...
**[07:49] Yano**
Oh! That's...
**[07:51] Narrator**
Zooom.
**[07:53] Yano**
The legendary pick that can pick
through anything! The Master Pick!
***SIGN*** Master Pick
**[07:59] Yano**
Master Pick, lend me your strength!
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
**[08:04] Yano**
So this is the legendary...
Wait, it's not coming out!
**[08:07] Yano**
It's not budging!
**[08:10] Yano**
I've always put my health first,
**[08:14] Yano**
but right now, playing the guitar
is more important!
**[08:17] Yano**
Quiver, my body!
**[08:20] Yano**
Quiver, quiver, quiver, quiver...
**[08:24] Manager**
A-Amazing. He's making his health
quiver and turning it into power!
**[08:29] Manager**
The man who shakes even health,
Hellshake Yano!
**[08:34] Yano and Manager**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[08:41] Yano and Manager**
And finally, the pick was released!
**[08:45] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
**[08:49] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
***SIGN*** Venue
**[08:52] Yano**
Go!
**[08:54] Narrator**
The overwhelming energy from
the Master Pick became one with Yano
**[08:58] Narrator**
and led him back to the venue.
**[08:59] Narrator**
Crash!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[09:00] Host**
What the?! A huge pick
just fell from the sky!
**[09:04] Yano**
I'm not out of the game yet!
**[09:06] Yano**
I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
**[09:09] Host**
Ten seconds remaining!
***SIGN*** 10 Seconds Remaining
**[09:10] Host**
Will he make it in time?!
**[09:12] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[09:15] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[09:20] Yano**
Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Plink
Clink
***SIGN*** Plonk
Plank
***SIGN*** Twang
**[09:25] Yano**
Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
***SIGN*** Plink
Twang
***SIGN*** Plunk
***SIGN*** Psssh
***SIGN*** Tear Tear
Kaput
**[09:31] Yano and others**
Hell...shake!
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
**[09:35] Narrator**
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
***SIGN*** Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
**[09:39] Host**
He managed to cut through
all of the strings!
**[09:41] Host**
Hellshake wins!
***SIGN*** 1 Second Remaining
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
Huff... Huff...
**[09:46] Everyone**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[09:56] Narrator**
Kaboom!
**[09:57] Popuko**
Hey, are you listening?
**[09:59] Pipimi**
Oh, sorry. I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[10:10] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:17] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi:
Hellshake Yano:
Manager:
Narrator:
Host:
Judge:
No-Subject Prince:
Ramen Shop Owner:
The One That Appears Out of
Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
***SIGN*** Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
**[10:25] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:32] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:39] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:47] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:54] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[11:02] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** How Long Did It Take You to Make This?
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
**[11:15] Staff**
How long did it take you to make this?
**[11:18] Itakura**
Actually, I didn't really
do anything for this.
**[11:22] Itakura**
Adachi basically made
the whole thing himself.
**[11:24] Itakura**
So I saw the completed project,
got involved with the acting part,
**[11:28] Itakura**
and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
**[11:30] Itakura**
I really like the "shake, shake, shake"
during the ramen part.
**[11:34] Itakura**
How long did this thing take you to make?
**[11:36] Adachi**
Well, the script actually took quite a—
***SIGN*** Rerun
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[12:11] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:13] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:15] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:16] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:18] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:20] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:21] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:23] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:25] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:28] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:31] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[12:52] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:05] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:09] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[13:31] Popuko**
I got yelled at for saying I wanted
to become a paladin when I grew up.
**[13:35] Popuko**
But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
**[13:38] Narrator**
Hellshake Yano.
***SIGN*** Hellshake Yano
**[13:40] Narrator**
The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan.
***SIGN*** The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan
Hellshake Yano
**[13:44] Narrator**
Alas, his musical career was crushed
in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
**[13:48] Narrator**
his major record label contract went kaput,
***SIGN*** Major Contract
**[13:50] Narrator**
and Yano disappeared
without anyone noticing.
***SIGN*** Investigative Team
**[13:54] Narrator**
Our investigative team decided
to track Yano down
**[13:57] Narrator**
so they could do an up-close-
and-personal interview!
**[14:00] Narrator**
Ta-dah!
***SIGN*** Emotional Documentary Special
Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[14:01] Narrator**
Emotional Documentary Special:
*Rising Hell ~The Hellshake Arrow~*.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[14:09] Narrator**
A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
**[14:11] Narrator**
That's where our team
found Yano working.
**[14:15] Shop owner**
Make sure you shake all the
water out of those noodles.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[14:17] Yano**
Yes, sir!
**[14:18] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake,
shake. Shake, shake, shake.
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
**[14:21] Narrator**
Yano had forgotten about music
and was shaking noodles instead.
**[14:24] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[14:25] Narrator**
But then, Yano got a visitor...
**[14:29] Manager**
I finally found you.
**[14:31] Yano**
Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
**[14:33] Manager**
Heh, don't go underestimating
your former manager's instincts.
**[14:37] Manager**
Yano, why don't you try entering this?
***SIGN*** Gather 'round, future stars
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** Win the Grand Prix
and become a star!
***SIGN*** We're waiting for all
the musicians to apply!
***SIGN*** We're cheering you on!!
***SIGN*** Date:
***SIGN*** Place:
Event Space
**[14:41] Manager**
A music contest where only
the top musicians compete!
**[14:44] Manager**
The Musicione Grand Prix!
**[14:46] Manager**
If you win this,
you'll go back to being a star overni—
**[14:50] Yano**
Ain't interested.
**[14:51] Manager**
What?!
**[14:52] Yano**
I decided not to do music ever again.
**[14:56] Yano**
Never, ever again.
**[15:00] Manager**
Yano...
**[15:02] Manager**
Yano!
**[15:04] Narrator**
The day of the event.
***SIGN*** Event Space
**[15:06] Narrator**
Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
**[15:10] Yano**
I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
win this thing! Hell yeah!
**[15:15] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[15:22] Narrator**
And now, a word from our sponsor,
Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:30] Popuko**
Exciting!
**[15:31] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:33] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:36] Popuko and Pipimi**
Celebrating 50 years.
***SIGN*** Thank you for 50 years
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:38] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:40] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:45] Popuko and Pipimi**
A slightly unique music shop.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** A slightly unique music shop
**[15:48] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:50] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:52] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:55] Popuko and Pipimi**
Located in Niigata.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** 6 shops in Niigata
**[16:04] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[16:08] Host**
Musicione Grand Prix!
***SIGN*** Musicione
Grand Prix
**[16:12] Host**
Our contestants will have four minutes
to present their musici.
***SIGN*** 4 minutes
**[16:15] Host**
Our judges will repeatedly
tap their buttons to award points,
***SIGN*** Point Button
Tap Repeatedly
**[16:17] Host**
and our contestants will compete
for the highest total score.
***SIGN*** Total Score
**[16:20] Host**
All right, let's welcome
our first contestant!
**[16:24] Narrator**
Pshuu...
**[16:25] Host**
Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
**[16:28] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
***SIGN*** No-Subject Prince
***SIGN*** Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
**[16:32] No-Subject Prince**
I'm the No-Subject Prince.
Don't expect a subject from me.
***SIGN*** Time Remaining
**[16:35] Host**
He's taking his time...
**[16:37] Host**
Just how is he going to leave
the subject out of a sentence?
**[16:41] Host**
He's running out of time!
**[16:43] No-Subject Prince**
Bow down...
***SIGN*** Bow down...
**[16:44] Judge**
He did it!
**[16:46] Host**
He magnificently left out any subject there.
Look at those points rack up!
**[16:49] Host**
And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Kapow
**[16:51] No-Subject Prince**
Thank you.
**[16:53] Yano**
He got a perfect score with just
a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
**[16:56] Yano**
I'm up next!
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** D-D-D-Dash
**[16:58] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-Dash...
**[17:00] Host**
Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[17:03] Narrator**
Pshuu!
**[17:03] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step... stop.
**[17:07] Narrator**
It was then that Yano realized
his fatal shortcoming.
***SIGN*** Musicione
**[17:11] Yano**
D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
Where do I tap?
***SIGN*** Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
**[17:14] Yano**
D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
Take that, and that!
**[17:18] Yano**
Damn it! It's no use! But why?
**[17:20] Yano**
Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
**[17:21] Manager**
Yano, what's wrong?
**[17:25] Manager**
Don't tell me you forgot how
to play the guitar...
**[17:29] Manager**
I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
**[17:31] Narrator**
Rustle, rustle, rustle...
**[17:33] Narrator**
Rustle.
***SIGN*** New Hotel
**[17:34] Host**
What's this? Yano's second
has thrown in the towel!
**[17:39] Host**
Is Yano going to forfeit?
**[17:42] Yano**
Hell no!
**[17:43] Narrator**
Fwap!
**[17:44] Yano**
Don't think... Just move
the way your instincts tell you!
***SIGN*** Think
***SIGN*** No, don't think...
***SIGN*** Yano...
**[17:48] Yano**
Just move your body!
**[17:50] Yano**
Here I go!
**[17:51] Narrator**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
shake
**[17:54] Yano**
Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
**[17:57] Yano**
These are the movements I do
at the ramen shop!
***SIGN*** Wait, nooooo
***SIGN*** Worldly Desires
**[18:01] Yano**
I need to purge these worldly desires
I acquired in mundane life...
***SIGN*** Hell
**[18:05] Yano**
and regain Hell within my heart!
**[18:08] Yano**
Hey, staff! Snap!
**[18:10] Yano**
Come on, bring me a new guitar!
**[18:12] Narrator**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
***SIGN*** Purifying Guitar
**[18:15] Yano**
The guitar that has 108 strings...
The Purifying Guitar!
**[18:18] Yano**
I'll use this to get rid of all
of my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
**[18:22] Manager**
108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
**[18:25] Yano**
Just shut up and watch!
**[18:27] Manager**
Throw in the towel!
**[18:29] Yano**
Hell no!
**[18:35] Yano**
Hellshaaaaake!
**[18:40] Narrator**
Crack...
***SIGN*** Crack...
**[18:42] Narrator**
Snap!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:44] Yano**
Oh, no! My pick shattered!
**[18:47] Yano**
Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
***SIGN*** Victory
**[18:52] Yano**
Ah... My dreams...
**[18:55] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
**[18:55] Yano**
Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
**[18:59] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
**[19:01] Yano**
Hey! You're the one that appears out
of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
**[19:04] Bird**
Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
**[19:07] Yano**
What?
**[19:08] Bird**
Then...
**[19:09] Yano**
What's there?
**[19:11] Bird**
Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
**[19:12] Yano**
Hey, wait!
***SIGN*** 30 Seconds Remaining
**[19:14] Host**
You've got thirty seconds left!
**[19:16] Yano**
Crap!
**[19:17] Yano**
I don't have time to waste!
**[19:18] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
**[19:19] Narrator**
And Yano ran, believing
in that tiny glimmer of hope.
***SIGN*** Guitarist Forest
**[19:23] Narrator**
He ran down that perilous path!
**[19:27] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 28 seconds remaining!
**[19:32] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 26 seconds remaining!
**[19:34] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 24 seconds remaining!
**[19:37] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
**[19:37] Narrator**
And then, deep in the forest,
he finally found it...
**[19:43] Yano**
Oh! That's...
**[19:45] Narrator**
Zooom.
**[19:48] Yano**
The legendary pick that can pick
through anything! The Master Pick!
***SIGN*** Master Pick
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
**[19:54] Yano**
Master Pick, lend me your strength!
**[19:58] Yano**
So this is the legendary...
Wait, it's not coming out!
**[20:02] Yano**
It's not budging!
**[20:06] Yano**
I've always put my health first,
**[20:09] Yano**
but for right now, playing the guitar
is more important!
**[20:13] Yano**
Quiver, my body!
**[20:20] Manager**
A-Amazing. He's making his health quiver
and turning it into power!
**[20:25] Manager**
The man who shakes even health,
Hellshake Yano!
**[20:30] Yano and Manager**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[20:36] Yano and Manager**
And finally, the pick was released!
**[20:41] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
**[20:44] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
***SIGN*** Venue
**[20:46] Yano**
Go!
**[20:48] Narrator**
The overwhelming energy from
the Master Pick became one with Yano
**[20:52] Narrator**
and led him back to the venue.
**[20:54] Narrator**
Crash!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[20:55] Host**
What the?! A huge pick
just fell from the sky!
**[20:59] Yano**
I'm not out of the game yet!
**[21:01] Yano**
I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
**[21:03] Host**
Ten seconds remaining!
***SIGN*** 10 Seconds Remaining
**[21:04] Host**
Will he make it in time?!
**[21:07] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:10] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:14] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:16] Yano**
Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Plink
Clink
***SIGN*** Plonk
Plank
**[21:20] Yano**
Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Twang
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
***SIGN*** Plink
Twang
***SIGN*** Plunk
***SIGN*** Psssh
***SIGN*** Tear Tear
Kaput
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
**[21:27] Yano and others**
Hell...shake!
**[21:31] Narrator**
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
***SIGN*** Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
**[21:34] Host**
He managed to cut through
all of the strings!
**[21:36] Host**
Hellshake wins!
***SIGN*** 1 Second Remaining
**[21:41] Everyone**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
Huff... Huff...
**[21:53] Narrator**
Kaboom!
**[21:54] Popuko**
Hey, are you listening?
**[21:56] Pipimi**
Oh, sorry. I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
***SIGN*** Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi:
Hellshake Yano:
Manager:
Narrator:
Host:
Judge:
No-Subject Prince:
Ramen Shop Owner:
The One That Appears Out of
Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
**[22:13] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
***SIGN*** Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
**[22:20] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:28] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:35] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:50] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:57] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[23:11] Yamadera**
Man, am I tired.
**[23:13] Yamadera**
Seriously, how many roles
did you have me do—
**[23:16] Yamadera**
Actually, isn't this supposed to be funny
because it's the guys from AC-bu doing it?
**[23:22] Yamadera**
Yet you made me do all
kinds of roles by myself.
**[23:25] Yamadera**
You're treating me like
some plaything, aren't you?!
**[23:27] Yamadera**
Seriously...
**[23:28] Yamadera**
Thank you very much!
# E8 - Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNXMM0/pop-team-epic-battle-royale)
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***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Pipimi**
Let's play some shiritori.
**[00:05] Popuko**
Fo sho.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
**[00:08] Popuko**
Huh? What's this?
**[00:10] Pipimi**
A handicap.
**[00:12] Popuko**
Let's stack on some more!
**[00:13] Pipimi**
Oh, fine.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
***SIGN*** Another Dictionary
***SIGN*** Yet Another
Dictionary
***SIGN*** Have Some Words
***SIGN*** WDM English-
Japanese Dictionary
***SIGN*** G3 Japanese-
English Dictionary
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:40] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:50] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:52] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:02] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:11] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:19] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:23] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:30] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:32] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:37] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[01:49] Popuko**
Apple (ringo)!
**[01:50] Pipimi**
Gorilla (gorira)!
**[01:51] Popuko**
Trumpet (rappa)!
**[01:52] Applegorillatrumpet**
Hey, did someone call for me?
***SIGN*** The Sage of the Forest
Applegorillatrumpet
**[01:58] Pipimi**
Pa... Pa, eh?
**[02:02] Pipimi**
Pa, huh?
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[02:07] Narrator**
*Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.*
**[02:09] Narrator**
* A hundred participants*
* land on a deserted island*
**[02:13] Narrator**
* and fight for their survival*
* using only what they find there.*
**[02:17] Narrator**
* Today, another batch of would-be*
* survivors heads to the battlefield.*
**[02:21] Popuko**
I use heavy artillery.
**[02:23] Pipimi**
No, I use heavy artillery.
**[02:24] Sexual harassment guy**
I'll show you my little artillery.
Man, I'm annoying.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[02:36] Popuko**
Kiss the ground hello for me!
**[02:38] Pipimi**
My, so violent. You need to win
battle royales more intelligently.
**[02:41] Popuko**
Let's see who gets
the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
**[02:47] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[02:49] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[02:51] Popuko**
Oh, shit!
**[02:52] Cthulhu**
Cower! Be afraid!
**[02:54] Cthulhu**
Die knowing you lost to someone
who truly knows how to use a M*bile Suit!
**[02:58] Cthulhu**
This Great Old One is number one!
**[03:02] Nyarlathotep**
Get bent, loser!
**[03:04] Pipimi**
Right back at you.
**[03:08] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[03:09] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[03:11] Pipimi**
Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
**[03:12] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[03:15] Popuko**
Shithead!
**[03:16] Pipimi**
Loser!
**[03:16] Popuko**
Usada!
**[03:17] Pipimi**
Don't say that!
**[03:18] Popuko**
Trash!
**[03:18] Pipimi**
Shithead!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[03:24] Woman**
Aw, I can't shoot you.
**[03:25] Man**
Well, I can't shoot you either.
**[03:28] System**
*Double kill.*
**[03:29] Popuko**
Hell yeah, double kill.
**[03:35] Pipimi**
Get rekt! The hell are you doing?!
**[03:35] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[03:38] Players**
Run!
**[03:39] Player**
Who the hell is that?!
**[03:40] Players**
It's PINE again.
**[03:42] Player E**
Damn it!
**[03:50] Pipimi**
Looks like we've got a cheater.
That bastard.
**[03:52] Popuko**
He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
**[03:55] Pipimi**
We'll settle this another time.
**[03:56] Popuko**
Fine. First, hunt down
that shithead, and then...
**[03:59] Popuko and Pipimi**
...kill him!
**[04:04] Pipimi**
You've got this.
**[04:06] Popuko**
You've gotta do this, too!
**[04:07] Pipimi**
The three of us are the only ones left.
**[04:10] Pipimi**
At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
**[04:12] Popuko**
What do you want to do?
Should we both attack at once?
**[04:14] Pipimi**
No, this is the only choice we have!
**[04:16] Popuko**
Wha—No!
**[04:18] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan, you have to win...
Today, you're...
**[04:20] Pipimi**
the champion...
**[04:23] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun!
**[04:26] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
**[04:38] Popuko**
I see. He's outta bullets.
**[04:40] Popuko**
Good!
**[04:41] Popuko**
Die, motherfucker!
**[04:43] Popuko**
Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
**[04:47] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun's death box...
**[05:00] Popuko**
You stupid cheater...
You'll never be a real winner.
**[05:04] Popuko**
You cheated not only
the game, but yourself.
**[05:12] Popuko**
What the?
**[05:16] Popuko**
Poke.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[05:27] Pipimi**
Cheating's bad, okay?
**[05:31] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:34] Pipimi**
I've been crossing my legs
ever since I was born!
**[05:37] Popuko**
How do you walk, then?
**[05:44] Pipimi**
Hup.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:45] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[05:48] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
**[05:50] Pipimi**
The heck is that?
**[05:51] Popuko**
Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:53] Pipimi**
Huh? Like this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[05:54] Pipimi**
I don't get it.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:55] Popuko**
Y-You're doing it!
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:57] Pipimi**
Huh? What is this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[05:59] Popuko**
You're doing it!
**[06:00] Popuko**
You're doing it, damn it!
**[06:03] Pipimi**
Seriously, what is this?
***SIGN*** Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
**[06:04] Pipimi**
No, really. Seriously, what is this?
**[06:04] Popuko**
Amazing!
**[06:08] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:11] Popuko**
One, two, fwee!
**[06:13] Popuko**
Popu-chan, cheese!
**[06:17] Pipimi**
No one can deny your cuteness.
**[06:19] Pipimi**
Humanity cannot escape.
**[06:21] Pipimi**
In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
**[06:26] Popuko and Pipimi**
Go! Yeah! Decorate the Earth!
**[06:29] Pipimi**
So cute!
**[06:33] Popuko**
So cute!
**[06:33] Pipimi**
You're so cute!
**[06:34] Alien**
What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[06:39] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:45] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:50] Popuko**
And now, it's time for another
episode of Pop Team Coo—
**[06:53] Popuko**
Huh? Pipimi-chan?
**[06:56] Pipimi**
Who wants whipped cream?
**[06:58] Popuko**
I do!
**[07:09] Popuko**
So sweet.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:12] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[07:15] Popuko**
I turned into an instrument!
**[07:21] Popuko**
Hey, play me.
**[07:23] Pipimi**
What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
**[07:28] Popuko**
She played with my heart...
**[07:30] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:34] Pipimi**
In this world...
**[07:35] Popuko**
You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
**[07:37] Pipimi**
I'm a nurse!
**[07:39] Popuko**
I'm a government official!
**[07:41] Pipimi**
You can't be.
**[07:42] Popuko**
Huh?
**[07:43] Pipimi**
That's because...
**[07:45] Pipimi**
You're destined for something much greater.
**[07:47] Popuko**
I sure am...
**[07:49] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:54] Popuko**
I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
**[07:57] Popuko**
that makes you want to puke.
**[07:58] Pipimi**
Do it.
**[07:59] Streamer**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Laying it on thiiiick
**[08:01] Streamer**
Want me to say "Goodnight"?
**[08:04] Popuko**
God, he's infuriating.
**[08:06] Popuko**
Kill him.
**[08:07] Pipimi**
As you wish.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[08:19] Popuko**
Ma'am! I've got my ult!
**[08:21] Teacher**
You don't need to announce that in class!
**[08:24] Popuko**
But I finally got it!
**[08:26] Popuko**
Wah! Wah!
**[08:28] Teacher**
Okay, fine. Go ahead.
**[08:30] Popuko**
Huh? Yahoo!
**[08:31] Popuko**
Shinku... Hado...
**[08:33] Popuko**
Head go pop!
**[08:41] Teacher**
What's that supposed to do?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[08:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[08:45] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:46] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:47] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:48] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:49] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:50] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:51] Popuko**
Green onion!
**[08:52] Baldy A**
Stop that!
**[08:53] Baldy B**
You don't get it at all!
**[08:56] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[08:59] Popuko**
Pop Team Delivery.
**[09:01] Cthulhu**
Coming!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:07] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:10] Pipimi**
Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
**[09:13] Popuko**
Grandma, I—
**[09:16] Pipimi**
Aw, she bugged out.
**[09:19] Pipimi**
This used to happen in old
video games all the time.
**[09:24] Pipimi**
I guess you young'uns
might not know about that.
**[09:29] Pipimi**
When that happens, you do this.
**[09:37] Popuko**
Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
**[09:46] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:49] Popuko**
Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
**[09:52] Popuko**
*Whoops, I said what it was...*
**[10:07] Pipimi**
Peekaboo.
**[10:13] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:20] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:26] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:33] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:39] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:46] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:53] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[11:00] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:10] Pipimi**
Thank you for buying Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:14] Popuko**
Actually, there are people
streaming this, too.
**[11:16] Popuko**
Honestly, you'd be better
off buying Di Gi ******.
**[11:19] Pipimi**
What? Did you really...
**[11:21] Popuko**
I figured that might be okay to bring up.
**[11:24] Pipimi**
You just went for it.
**[11:25] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:25] Popuko**
So what did you think of the session today?
**[11:31] Pipimi**
So much came out.
**[11:32] Popuko**
It sure did.
**[11:33] Pipimi**
Yeah.
**[11:34] Popuko**
The stuff I ate earlier almost came out.
**[11:35] Pipimi**
Don't let that come out.
**[11:38] Pipimi**
But I was watching, and it was a lot of fun.
**[11:41] Popuko**
Yeah.
**[11:42] Pipimi**
Yeah, I think we opened up
all kinds of doors...
**[11:45] Pipimi**
Yup.
**[11:46] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:47] ---**
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Pipimi**
Let's play some shiritori.
**[11:55] Popuko**
Fo sho.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
**[11:58] Popuko**
What dis?
**[12:00] Pipimi**
A handicap.
**[12:02] Popuko**
Let's stack on some more!
**[12:03] Pipimi**
Oh, fine.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
***SIGN*** Game Hacks
***SIGN*** GIMEST
***SIGN*** Another Gamer Mag
**[12:06] Popuko**
You're going too far.
***SIGN*** Vemaga
***SIGN*** Voice Actor Gacha
Grand Prix
**[12:07] Pipimi**
What?
**[12:29] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:30] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:32] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:40] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:42] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:49] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:52] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:01] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:09] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:13] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:16] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:20] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:22] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:27] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[13:39] Popuko**
Apple (ringo)!
**[13:40] Pipimi**
Gorilla (gorira)!
**[13:41] Popuko**
Trumpet (rappa)!
**[13:42] Applegorillatrumpet**
Hey, did someone call for me?
***SIGN*** The Sage of the Forest
Applegorillatrumpet
**[13:48] Pipimi**
Pa... Pa, eh?
**[13:52] Pipimi**
Pa, huh...
**[13:53] Popuko**
Pa.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[13:58] Narrator**
*Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.*
**[14:00] Narrator**
* A hundred participants*
* land on a deserted island*
**[14:03] Narrator**
* and fight for their survival*
* using only what they find there.*
**[14:08] Narrator**
* Today, another batch of would-be*
* survivors heads to the battlefield.*
**[14:11] Popuko**
I use heavy artillery.
**[14:13] Pipimi**
No, I use heavy artillery.
**[14:14] Sexual harassment guy**
I'll show you my little artillery.
Man, I'm annoying.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[14:25] Popuko**
Kiss the ground hello for me!
**[14:28] Pipimi**
So violent. You need to win
battle royales more intelligently.
**[14:31] Popuko**
Let's see who gets
the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
**[14:38] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[14:39] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[14:41] Popuko**
Oh, shit!
**[14:42] Cthulhu**
Cower! Be afraid!
**[14:44] Cthulhu**
Die knowing you lost to someone
who truly knows how to use a M*bile Suit!
**[14:48] Cthulhu**
This Great Old One is number one!
**[14:52] Nyarlathotep**
Get bent, loser!
**[14:54] Pipimi**
Right back at you.
**[14:58] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[14:59] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[15:01] Pipimi**
Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
**[15:01] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[15:05] Popuko**
Shithead!
**[15:06] Pipimi**
Loser!
**[15:07] Popuko**
Ass!
**[15:07] Pipimi**
Dumbass!
**[15:08] Popuko**
Moron!
**[15:09] Pipimi**
Damn it!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[15:14] Woman**
Aw, I can't shoot you.
**[15:15] Man**
Well, I can't shoot you either.
**[15:18] System**
*Double kill.*
**[15:19] Popuko**
Lookin' good!
**[15:25] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[15:26] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Rekt!
**[15:29] Player**
Who the hell is that?!
**[15:30] Players**
It's PINE again.
**[15:32] Player E**
Damn it!
**[15:34] Player**
Run!
**[15:36] Player**
We're doomed!
**[15:38] Player**
My drone!
**[15:40] Pipimi**
Looks like we've got a cheater.
That bastard.
**[15:43] Popuko**
He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
**[15:45] Pipimi**
We'll settle this another time.
**[15:46] Popuko**
Fine. First, hunt down
that shithead, and then...
**[15:48] Popuko and Pipimi**
...kill him!
**[15:54] Pipimi**
You've got this.
**[15:56] Popuko**
You've gotta do this, too!
**[15:57] Pipimi**
The three of us are the only ones left.
**[16:00] Pipimi**
At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
**[16:02] Popuko**
What do you want to do?
Should we both attack at once?
**[16:04] Pipimi**
No, this is the only choice we have!
**[16:06] Popuko**
Wha—No!
**[16:08] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan, you have to win...
Today, you're...
**[16:11] Pipimi**
the champion...
**[16:13] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun!
**[16:16] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
**[16:28] Popuko**
I see. He's outta bullets.
**[16:30] Popuko**
Good!
**[16:31] Popuko**
Die, motherfucker!
**[16:33] Popuko**
Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
**[16:37] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun's death box...
**[16:50] Popuko**
You stupid cheater...
You'll never be a real winner.
**[16:54] Popuko**
You cheated not only
the game, but yourself.
**[17:02] Popuko**
What the?
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[17:17] Pipimi**
Hey, everyone. Cheating's bad, mmkay?
**[17:21] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:24] Pipimi**
I've been crossing my legs
ever since I was born!
**[17:27] Popuko**
How do you walk, then?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:36] Popuko**
Damn it, Sn*ke.
**[17:38] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
**[17:40] Pipimi**
The heck is that?
**[17:41] Popuko**
Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:43] Pipimi**
Huh? Like this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[17:44] Pipimi**
I don't get it.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:45] Popuko**
Y-You're doing it!
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:47] Pipimi**
Huh? What is this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[17:49] Popuko**
You're doing it!
**[17:50] Popuko**
You're doing it, damn it!
**[17:53] Pipimi**
Seriously, what is this?
***SIGN*** Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
**[17:55] Pipimi**
No, really. Seriously, what is this?
**[17:55] Popuko**
Amazing!
**[17:58] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:01] Popuko**
One, two, fwee!
**[18:03] Popuko**
Popu-chan, cheese!
**[18:07] Pipimi**
No one can deny your cuteness.
**[18:09] Pipimi**
Humanity cannot escape.
**[18:11] Pipimi**
In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
**[18:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Go! Yeah! Go!
**[18:17] Pipimi**
So cute!
**[18:19] Popuko**
Thanks!
**[18:19] Pipimi**
You're actually an old man!
**[18:21] Popuko**
Aw, you found me out!
**[18:22] Popuko**
Whee! So cute!
**[18:22] Pipimi**
I sure did!
**[18:24] Alien**
What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
**[18:27] Popuko**
You're going too far.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[18:28] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:36] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[18:40] Popuko**
And now, it's time for another
episode of Pop Team Coo—
**[18:43] Popuko**
Huh? Pipimi-chan?
**[18:46] Pipimi**
Who wants whipped cream?
**[18:48] Popuko**
I do!
**[18:59] Popuko**
Ten points, ten points, ten points.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:02] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:05] Popuko**
I turned into an instrument!
**[19:10] Popuko**
Hey, play me.
**[19:13] Pipimi**
What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
**[19:18] Popuko**
She played with my heart...
**[19:20] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:24] Pipimi**
In this world...
**[19:25] Popuko**
You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
**[19:28] Pipimi**
I'm a nurse!
**[19:29] Popuko**
I'm a government official!
**[19:31] Pipimi**
You can't be.
**[19:32] Popuko**
Huh?
**[19:33] Pipimi**
That's because...
**[19:35] Pipimi**
You're destined for something much greater.
**[19:39] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:44] Popuko**
I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
**[19:47] Popuko**
that makes you want to puke.
**[19:48] Pipimi**
Do it, damn it!
**[19:49] Streamer**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Laying it on thiiiick
**[19:51] Streamer**
Want me to say "Goodnight"?
**[19:55] Popuko**
God, he's infuriating.
**[19:56] Popuko**
Kill him.
**[19:57] Pipimi**
As you wish.
**[20:00] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[20:09] Popuko**
Ma'am! I've got my ult!
**[20:11] Teacher**
You don't need to announce that in class!
**[20:14] Popuko**
But I finally got it!
**[20:16] Popuko**
Wah! Wah!
**[20:18] Teacher**
Okay, fine. Go ahead.
**[20:20] Popuko**
Huh? Yahoo!
**[20:21] Popuko**
Shinku... Hado...
**[20:23] Popuko**
Head go pop!
**[20:31] Teacher**
What's that supposed to do?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[20:33] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[20:36] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:36] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:37] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:38] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:39] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:40] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:41] Popuko**
Green onion!
**[20:42] Baldy A**
Stop that!
**[20:43] Baldy B**
You don't get it at all!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[20:46] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[20:49] Popuko**
Pop Team Delivery.
**[20:51] Cthulhu**
Coming!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:57] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[21:00] Pipimi**
Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
**[21:03] Popuko**
Grandma, I—
**[21:07] Pipimi**
Aw, she bugged out.
**[21:09] Pipimi**
This used to happen in old
video games all the time.
**[21:14] Pipimi**
I guess you young'uns
might not know about that.
**[21:18] Pipimi**
When that happens, you do this.
**[21:26] Popuko**
Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
**[21:36] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:39] Popuko**
Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
**[21:42] Popuko**
*Whoops, I said what it was...*
**[21:58] Pipimi**
Peekaboo.
**[22:03] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:16] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:23] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:30] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:37] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:43] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:50] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:01] Popuko**
Well, we just finished recording.
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:07] Popuko**
I actually wanted to do that, too.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:09] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[23:11] Pipimi**
I don't know why, but I love that dance.
**[23:14] Pipimi**
During season one, I was glued to my TV
watching it in real time each week.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:20] Popuko**
You kept telling me that in the lobby.
That you're a huge fan.
**[23:23] Pipimi**
I love it.
**[23:25] Popuko**
You were trying to tell me
not to mess this up.
**[23:27] Pipimi**
No, no. That's not it.
**[23:29] Pipimi**
I just meant you can do whatever you want.
**[23:31] Popuko**
Ah, okay. So I can totally be free.
I did that perfectly.
**[23:35] Pipimi**
Yes, yes, you did.
**[23:36] Popuko**
Well, everyone, I hope you enjoy it.
**[23:37] Popuko**
Thank you very much.
**[23:37] Pipimi**
I think you'll enjoy it, yeah.
# E9 - Bump-Boo Crusaders
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVK442/bump-boo-crusaders)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[00:04] Popuko**
Oh, shit. I killed him, as a bit.
**[00:08] Popuko**
Oh, come on! This is just a bit!
**[00:11] Popuko**
I would've been in real trouble
if it wasn't, tee-hee!
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:50] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:17] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:19] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:36] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:42] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: ????
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo Crusaders
**[02:04] Cthuo**
*I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama.*
**[02:06] Cthuo**
*I'm a first-year at Bump-Boo High.*
**[02:08] Cthuo**
* One day, I just happened to become friends*
* with the awesome Popuko and Pipimi.*
**[02:13] Cthuo**
*What can I say? They're pretty awesome,*
**[02:15] Cthuo**
* and my high school life was*
* going pretty awesomely, too.*
**[02:19] Cthuo**
* Aight, here's to another day of trying*
* to become the rulers at this school!*
***SIGN*** Episode 7
Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse
**[02:27] Pipimi**
"Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse."
**[02:33] Cthuo's Mom**
Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
**[02:36] Cthuo**
Crap! Sorry 'bout that!
**[02:38] Cthuo's Mom**
You seem to be enjoying school lately.
**[02:41] Cthuo**
Sh-Shut up! Bye!
**[02:50] Cthuo**
*Enjoying school, huh?*
**[02:51] Cthuo**
*If I hadn't met Popu and Pipi that day, I...*
**[02:56] Koroshitani**
Are you Cthuo-kun?
**[02:58] Cthuo**
Huh? Yeah.
**[03:01] Koroshitani**
The name's Koroshitani.
**[03:03] Cthuo**
*Koroshitani?!*
**[03:05] Cthuo**
*Dude's the head of the Iidabashi Alliance!*
**[03:08] Koroshitani**
I hear that Popuko and Pipimi
have been getting a bit cocky lately.
**[03:14] Koroshitani**
So I have a favor to ask you...
**[03:17] Koroshitani**
I want you to lure them out
to the bay-area warehouse tonight.
**[03:23] Cthuo**
Y-You want me to sell out my friends?
**[03:26] Cthuo**
Hell no!
**[03:28] Koroshitani**
I'm not sure you have much of a choice.
**[03:30] Koroshitani**
I hear that your mother's a gentle soul
**[03:32] Koroshitani**
who got you into high school
all by herself,
**[03:36] Koroshitani**
and that she happens to work part-time
at my family's department store.
**[03:39] Cthuo**
You bastard!
**[03:43] Koroshitani**
I trust you'll make the right decision,
being the weakling that you are, Cthuo.
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo High School
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo High School
**[03:53] Popuko**
Like, give me a break.
**[03:55] Pipimi**
I know, right?
***SIGN*** Tea
***SIGN*** Tea
**[03:57] Popuko**
Am I right, Cthuo?
**[03:59] Popuko**
Hey, why the long face?
**[04:01] Pipimi**
You get dumped by a girl again?
**[04:05] Cthuo**
So, hey...
**[04:08] Cthuo**
Later today...
**[04:19] Koroshitani**
Ah, I see they've arrived.
**[04:22] Koroshitani**
Oh?
**[04:24] Koroshitani**
What's the meaning of this?
***SIGN*** Iidabashi Alliance
**[04:26] Cthuo**
I know I've got a lot of nerve
showing up here alone, but...
**[04:29] Cthuo**
But those two taught me...
**[04:32] Cthuo**
that a man doesn't betray his friends!
**[04:35] Cthuo**
Do whatever you want to me!
**[04:37] Koroshitani**
Hmph.
**[04:39] Koroshitani**
You've read far too many manga, Cthuo-kun.
**[04:43] Koroshitani**
Were you too thick-headed...
**[04:47] Koroshitani**
to figure out what I'd do to you
**[04:49] Koroshitani**
if you made me mad? Huh?!
**[04:56] Koroshitani**
You're no fun at all.
**[04:58] Koroshitani**
Go ahead and have some fun, guys.
**[05:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Really?
**[05:02] Pipimi**
Guess we'll take you up
on that offer, then.
**[05:07] Cthuo**
Popu, Pipi... Why?
**[05:11] Pipimi**
Well, you were obviously acting strange.
**[05:14] Popuko**
You just wanted all the badass glory
for yourself, didn't ya?
**[05:18] Pipimi**
Take it easy for a bit, Cthuo.
**[05:20] Popuko**
Now, then, as you requested...
**[05:23] Popuko**
Let's serve you a full course
of Bump-Boo High ass-kicking!
**[05:29] Koroshitani**
You had the nerve to show up...
but you'll soon regret it!
**[05:37] Thug C**
Thrust!
**[05:50] Thug D**
Wh-Who the hell are these guys?!
They're insane!
**[05:53] Thug E**
Wait, wait, wait...
**[06:00] Koroshitani**
Hey, we're leaving.
**[06:04] Koroshitani**
Hey!
**[06:05] Pipimi**
Where d'you think you're going?
**[06:08] Popuko**
Well, well...
**[06:10] Popuko**
Looks like you're the only one left.
**[06:12] Koroshitani**
W-Wait... H-Help... Help me!
**[06:21] Cthuo**
Ow...
**[06:23] Popuko**
You look like shit, Cthuo.
**[06:25] Cthuo**
Shut up... I could've handled them myself.
**[06:27] Popuko**
"Do whatever you want to me!"
**[06:29] Cthuo**
Wha—You bastard!
**[06:31] Cthuo**
If you were there,
you should've come out sooner!
**[06:31] Popuko**
My bad!
**[06:33] Pipimi**
We were waiting for Popu
to finish eating her bread.
**[06:36] Cthuo**
Huh?!
**[06:36] Popuko**
Oh, shit.
**[06:37] Cthuo**
Hey!
**[06:38] Cthuo**
Come back here, damn it!
**[06:38] Popuko**
I said I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[06:46] ---**
Pop Team Epic!
**[06:52] Child**
Dad! It's Sunday! Take us somewhere!
**[06:56] Dad**
Easier said than done, son...
**[07:00] Popuko**
Wanna go to... Brazil?
**[07:02] Pipimi**
Amigo!
**[07:04] Popuko**
You can find the other side of the world
right here in Okayama Prefecture!
**[07:06] Popuko**
Spend an exciting day off at the
Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
**[07:11] Dad**
All right, let's go!
**[07:13] Children**
Yay!
**[07:14] Popuko**
Hurry!
**[07:16] Pipimi**
Hurry!
**[07:17] Popuko and Pipimi**
Bye-bye!
**[07:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Washuzan Highland!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:21] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:24] Popuko**
Tell me three things
that're awesome about me!
**[07:26] Pipimi**
Hm, probably that you're well-versed
in running, hitting, and fielding.
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Hitting
***SIGN*** Fielding
**[07:30] Popuko**
That's three...?
**[07:34] Pipimi**
It's just... one!
***SIGN*** Running, hitting, fielding
**[07:39] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:44] Pipimi**
Also, you're blonde and short.
**[07:46] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:50] Pipimi**
Did you do your homework today?
**[07:51] Popuko**
Ah...
**[07:53] Popuko**
climbing on a tetrapod!
**[07:57] Pipimi**
Oh, hey. Wharf roaches.
**[08:03] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[08:09] Narrator**
The mysterious crop circle!
**[08:12] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey, a UFO!
**[08:18] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey! They're making a crop circle!
**[08:24] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[08:26] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?!
**[08:27] Popuko**
Dude, you suck!
**[08:29] Pipimi**
You ain't no Banksy!
**[08:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Don't underestimate street art!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:39] Pipimi**
WoL! Floor Sommelier Check!
**[08:43] Pipimi**
The floor we're going to have
Popuko-sama try out today is... this!
**[08:48] Pipimi**
The floor of Titan's arena!
**[08:50] Popuko**
Oiyoiyo!
**[08:53] Pipimi**
We're going to have her choose
whether A or B is the Titan EX floor!
**[08:57] Popuko**
Easy-peasy! Here we go!
**[09:00] Popuko**
* How many extreme floors*
* do you think I've licked?*
**[09:02] Popuko**
* Ah... This floor feels like a landslide*
* smacking me in the tongue!*
**[09:06] Popuko**
* The hint of smokiness gives*
* the flavor so much more depth!*
**[09:10] Popuko**
* The warmth I feel from this topaz color,*
* and this extreme malice from the devs!*
**[09:17] Popuko**
A's definitely the EX floor!
**[09:19] Popuko**
B's the Titan (Hard) floor.
***SIGN*** Please choose which room you'd like to transfer to.
**[09:22] Popuko**
The "weight" is totally different!
**[09:26] Pipimi**
Let's announce the results!
**[09:29] Pipimi**
The room I go into is the correct one!
**[09:34] Pipimi**
You're correct!
**[09:36] Popuko**
Yahooie!
**[09:38] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[09:44] Popuko and Pipimi**
And one, and two...
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[09:49] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:52] Popuko**
Go!
**[10:06] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:14] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:21] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:29] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:36] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:43] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:51] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:58] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Room
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
**[11:10] Popuko**
But there are people watching
on streaming services.
**[11:13] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[11:15] Popuko**
You were probably better off
buying Evangelion.
**[11:19] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, don't say that!
**[11:21] Popuko**
Not to mention, Eva has way more animation.
It's much better value.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:25] Pipimi**
Is it?
**[11:25] Popuko**
It is.
**[11:26] Pipimi**
I guess it is. Wait, is it though?
**[11:28] Popuko**
Actually, right now, you can even
get it signed by ****.
**[11:30] Popuko**
Isn't that amazing?
**[11:31] Pipimi**
Wow, I want one!
***SIGN*** Some Bigshot
Autograph
**[11:35] Popuko**
Wait, really?
**[11:36] Popuko**
What are you going to do, Pipi-chan?
**[11:37] Pipimi**
Uhhh...
**[11:39] Popuko**
Are you going to buy something else
with the money for PTE season 2?
**[11:42] Popuko**
Or are you actually buying season 2?
**[11:43] Pipimi**
I sure won't, so please
send a copy to my agency.
**[11:45] Popuko**
I guess it's a perk of being on the show.
**[11:47] Pipimi**
Send me the juiciest bits.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[11:54] Popuko**
Oh, shit. I killed him, as a bit.
**[11:58] Popuko**
Oh, come on! This is just a bit! A bit!
**[12:01] Popuko**
I would've been in real trouble
if it wasn't! Yeesh!
**[12:04] Popuko**
Holy, holy, holy... Holy night!
**[12:08] Popuko**
Holy, holy, holy, holy,
holy, holy, holy night!
**[12:13] Popuko**
Ho!
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:40] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:02] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:07] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:09] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:15] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:21] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:26] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:28] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:33] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo Crusaders
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[13:54] Cthuo**
*I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama.*
**[13:56] Cthuo**
*I'm a first-year at Bump-Boo High.*
**[13:57] Cthuo**
* One day, I just happened to become friends*
* with the awesome Popuko and Pipimi.*
**[14:02] Cthuo**
*What can I say? They're pretty awesome,*
**[14:05] Cthuo**
* and my high school life was*
* going pretty awesomely, too.*
**[14:09] Cthuo**
* Aight, here's to another day of trying*
* to become the rulers at this school!*
***SIGN*** Episode 7
Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse
**[14:17] Pipimi**
"Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse."
**[14:23] Cthuo's Mom**
Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
**[14:26] Cthuo**
Crap! Sorry 'bout that!
**[14:28] Cthuo's Mom**
You seem to be enjoying school lately.
**[14:31] Cthuo**
Sh-Shut up! Bye!
**[14:40] Cthuo**
*Enjoying school, huh?*
**[14:41] Cthuo**
*If I hadn't met Popu and Pipi that day, I...*
**[14:46] Koroshitani**
Are you Cthuo-kun?
**[14:48] Cthuo**
Huh? Yeah.
**[14:51] Koroshitani**
The name's Koroshitani.
**[14:53] Cthuo**
*Koroshitani?!*
**[14:55] Cthuo**
*Dude's the head of the Iidabashi Alliance!*
**[14:58] Koroshitani**
I hear that Popuko and Pipimi
have been getting a bit cocky lately.
**[15:04] Koroshitani**
So I have a favor to ask you...
**[15:07] Koroshitani**
I want you to lure them out
to the bay-area warehouse tonight.
**[15:13] Cthuo**
Y-You want me to sell out my friends?
**[15:16] Cthuo**
Hell no!
**[15:18] Koroshitani**
I'm not sure you have much of a choice.
**[15:20] Koroshitani**
I hear that your mother's a gentle soul
**[15:22] Koroshitani**
who got you into high school
all by herself,
**[15:26] Koroshitani**
and that she happens to work part-time
at my family's department store.
**[15:29] Cthuo**
You bastard!
**[15:33] Koroshitani**
I trust you'll make the right decision,
being the weakling that you are, Cthuo.
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo High School
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo High School
**[15:42] Popuko**
Like, give me a break.
**[15:44] Pipimi**
I know, right?
**[15:47] Popuko**
Am I right, Cthuo?
***SIGN*** Tea
***SIGN*** Tea
**[15:49] Popuko**
Hey, why the long face?
**[15:52] Pipimi**
You get dumped by a girl again?
**[15:56] Cthuo**
So, hey...
**[15:58] Cthuo**
Later today...
**[16:09] Koroshitani**
Ah, I see they've arrived.
**[16:12] Koroshitani**
Oh?
**[16:14] Koroshitani**
What's the meaning of this?
***SIGN*** Iidabashi Alliance
**[16:16] Cthuo**
I know I've got a lot of nerve
showing up here alone, but...
**[16:19] Cthuo**
But those two taught me...
**[16:22] Cthuo**
that a man doesn't betray his friends!
**[16:24] Cthuo**
Do whatever you want to me!
**[16:27] Koroshitani**
Hmph.
**[16:29] Koroshitani**
You've read far too many manga, Cthuo-kun.
**[16:33] Koroshitani**
Were you too thick-headed...
**[16:37] Koroshitani**
to figure out what I'd do to you
**[16:39] Koroshitani**
if you made me mad? Huh?!
**[16:46] Koroshitani**
You're no fun at all.
**[16:48] Koroshitani**
Go ahead and have some fun, guys.
**[16:50] Pipimi**
Really?
**[16:52] Pipimi**
Guess we'll take you up
on that offer, then.
**[16:57] Cthuo**
Popu, Pipi... You guys... Why?
**[17:00] Pipimi**
Well, you were obviously acting strange.
**[17:04] Popuko**
You just wanted all the badass glory
for yourself, didn't ya?
**[17:08] Pipimi**
Take it easy for a bit, Cthuo.
**[17:10] Popuko**
Now, then, as you requested...
**[17:13] Popuko**
Let's serve you a full course
of Bump-Boo High ass-kicking!
**[17:19] Koroshitani**
You had the nerve to show up...
but you'll soon regret it!
**[17:28] Thug C**
Thrust!
**[17:40] Thug D**
Wh-Who the hell are these guys?!
They're insane!
**[17:43] Thug E**
Wait, wait, wait...
**[17:44] Pipimi**
Hup!
**[17:50] Koroshitani**
Hey, we're leaving.
**[17:54] Koroshitani**
Hey!
**[17:55] Pipimi**
Where d'you think you're going?
**[18:00] Popuko**
Well, well... Looks like
you're the only one left.
**[18:02] Koroshitani**
W-Wait... H-Help... Help me!
**[18:12] Cthuo**
Ow...
**[18:13] Popuko**
You look like shit, Cthuo.
**[18:15] Cthuo**
Shut up... I could've handled them myself.
**[18:17] Popuko**
"Do whatever you want to me!"
**[18:19] Cthuo**
Wha—You bastard!
**[18:21] Cthuo**
If you were there,
you should've come out sooner!
**[18:22] Popuko**
My bad!
**[18:23] Pipimi**
We were waiting for Popu
to finish eating her bread.
**[18:26] Cthuo**
Huh?!
**[18:26] Popuko**
Oh, shit.
**[18:27] Cthuo**
H-Hey!
**[18:29] Cthuo**
Come back here, damn it!
**[18:30] Popuko**
I said I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[18:36] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[18:42] Child**
Dad! It's Sunday! Take us somewhere!
**[18:46] Dad**
Easier said than done, son...
**[18:50] Popuko**
Wanna go to... Brazil?
**[18:52] Pipimi**
Amigo!
**[18:53] Popuko**
You can find the other side of the world
right here in Okayama Prefecture!
**[18:56] Popuko**
Spend an exciting day off at the
Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
**[19:01] Dad**
All right, let's go!
**[19:03] Children**
Yay!
**[19:04] Popuko**
Hurry!
**[19:06] Pipimi**
Hurry!
**[19:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Bye-bye!
**[19:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
Washuzan Highland!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:11] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:14] Popuko**
Tell me three things
that're awesome about me!
**[19:17] Pipimi**
You're well-versed in running,
hitting, and fielding.
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Hitting
***SIGN*** Fielding
**[19:20] Popuko**
That's three...?
**[19:23] Pipimi**
It's just...
**[19:25] Pipimi**
O-O-O-One!
***SIGN*** Running, hitting, fielding
**[19:29] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[19:34] Pipimi**
Also, you're blonde and short.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:37] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:39] Pipimi**
Did you do your homework today?
**[19:41] Popuko**
Ah...
**[19:43] Popuko**
climbing on a tetrapod!
**[19:47] Pipimi**
Oh, hey. Wharf roaches.
**[19:51] Popuko**
Ah!
**[19:53] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[19:59] Narrator**
The mysterious crop circle!
**[20:02] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey, a UFO!
**[20:08] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey! They're making a crop circle!
**[20:14] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[20:16] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?!
**[20:17] Popuko**
Dude, you suck!
**[20:19] Pipimi**
You ain't no Banksy!
**[20:21] Popuko and Pipimi**
Don't underestimate street art!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:29] Pipimi**
WoL! Floor Sommelier Check!
**[20:33] Popuko**
Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
**[20:33] Pipimi**
The floor we're going to have
Popuko-sama try out today is... this!
**[20:37] Popuko**
Oiyoiyo! Oiyoiyo!
**[20:38] Pipimi**
The floor of Titan's arena!
**[20:40] Popuko**
Yoshida!
**[20:41] Pipimi**
We're going to have her choose
whether A or B is the Titan EX floor!
**[20:43] Popuko**
Oiyoiyo!
**[20:47] Popuko**
Easy-peasy! Here we go!
**[20:49] Popuko**
* How many extreme floors*
* do you think I've licked?*
**[20:52] Popuko**
*I can tell in no time!*
**[20:53] Popuko**
* Ah... This floor feels like a landslide*
* smacking me in the tongue!*
**[20:57] Popuko**
* The hint of smokiness gives*
* the flavor so much more depth!*
**[21:00] Popuko**
* The warmth I feel from this topaz color,*
* and this extreme malice from the devs!*
**[21:07] Popuko**
A's definitely the EX floor!
**[21:09] Popuko**
B's the Titan (Hard) floor.
***SIGN*** Please choose which room you'd like to transfer to.
**[21:11] Popuko**
The "weight" is totally different!
**[21:16] Pipimi**
Let's announce the results!
**[21:19] Pipimi**
The room I go into is the correct one!
**[21:24] Pipimi**
You're correct!
**[21:25] Popuko**
Yay! Yahoo!
**[21:27] Popuko**
Hey! Hey, hey!
**[21:28] Pipimi**
Yahoo!
**[21:30] Popuko**
Yay! Yay! Yahoo!
**[21:35] Popuko**
Yahoo!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[21:39] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[21:42] Popuko**
Go!
**[21:56] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:04] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:11] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:19] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:26] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:33] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:41] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:48] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:58] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
**[23:02] Popuko**
Yeah! But there are people
watching on streaming services.
**[23:06] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Probably not.
**[23:10] Popuko**
What?
**[23:11] Popuko**
I'd rather buy a Kanto Electric Massager.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
A Kanto Electric Massager? What's that?
**[23:18] Popuko**
You know, the Kanto Electric Massager.
**[23:21] Popuko**
It's way more reliable and worth the price.
**[23:25] Pipimi**
Hm... I'd prefer alcohol.
**[23:28] Popuko**
Huh? Also, act now,
and you get a Blu-ray and DVD!
**[23:32] Pipimi**
Wait, it comes with alcohol?
**[23:34] Popuko**
What even... Did you even hear me?
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:37] Popuko**
It comes with a Blu-ray and DVD!
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
# E10 - The Kingdom of Nature
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVKXX3/the-kingdom-of-nature)
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***SIGN*** By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Pipimi**
We used rare sugar for this cake.
**[00:06] Popuko**
How much?
**[00:08] Pipimi**
This much.
**[00:12] Pipimi**
This much!
**[00:14] Popuko**
Wow...
**[00:16] Pipimi**
We used this much!
**[00:18] Popuko**
Wow!
**[00:19] Pipimi**
This much! This much!
This much! This much...
**[00:20] Popuko**
Oh, no! We're done for!
They're gonna put us away!
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:59] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:11] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:20] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:22] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:28] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:32] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:34] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:39] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:41] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:46] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[01:57] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Shake hands
with an otter
**[02:01] Popuko**
Whoa! You can shake hands
with an otter! Neat!
**[02:05] Popuko**
Friendship!
**[02:11] Popuko**
The hell? Don't make me change your shape.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[02:14] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic! Let's Fly!
**[02:17] Popuko**
Unyumaru. Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[02:19] Popuko**
Perhaps I kept you waiting too long.
**[02:26] Popuko**
Unyumaru! You're so...
**[02:29] Unyumaru**
Noice.
**[02:30] Popuko**
...fantastic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[02:32] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[02:39] Pipimi**
Step forward, defendant.
**[02:40] Popuko**
Okay.
**[02:42] Pipimi**
Now to the right, defendant.
**[02:44] Popuko**
Okay.
**[02:44] Pipimi**
Now back, defendant.
**[02:46] Popuko**
Okay.
**[02:47] Pipimi**
To the left!
**[02:48] Popuko**
Okay.
**[02:49] Pipimi**
Forward! Right!
**[02:49] Popuko**
Okay, okay.
**[02:50] Pipimi**
Back! Left!
**[02:51] Popuko**
Okay, okay.
**[02:52] Pipimi**
One, two, three, four.
**[02:53] Popuko**
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
**[02:55] Pipimi**
Box step! Box step!
**[02:57] Popuko**
Box step! Box step!
**[02:58] Popuko**
Box step! Box step!
Box step! Box step! Box step!
**[03:02] Popuko**
Box ste—
**[03:03] Pipimi**
Court is adjourned!
***SIGN*** Court Adjourned
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[03:05] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[03:10] Pipimi**
So healthy.
**[03:25] Pipimi**
Oh, goodness...
**[03:29] Pipimi**
So healthy.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[03:34] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[03:39] Popuko**
Confidence, go, go, go!
**[03:43] Pipimi**
Hey, hey! Come on, come on!
**[03:46] Popuko**
Thank you, thank you!
**[03:54] Pipimi**
Drugs?
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[04:00] Narrator**
* This is the Ungapopo*
* National Nature Reserve.*
**[04:03] Narrator**
* Due to civil war and rampant poaching,*
* elephants, lions, and other animals*
**[04:06] Narrator**
* at the top of the food chain*
* sharply decreased in number.*
**[04:09] Narrator**
* It has become a savanna*
* where herbivores proliferate.*
**[04:13] Ranger A**
*There was once order in this wild kingdom.*
**[04:17] Ranger A**
*It's truly in a sad state now.*
**[04:19] Ranger B**
* The herbivores here do what they want*
* now that they've forgotten*
**[04:22] Ranger B**
*the fear of their natural enemies.*
**[04:24] Ranger C**
*There's nothing to stop them anymore.*
**[04:27] Ranger D**
*In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,*
**[04:30] Ranger D**
*we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.*
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[04:35] Pipimi**
I haven't asked the question yet.
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[04:37] Popuko**
Echi** Seika!
**[04:39] Pipimi**
Anyway, let's continue.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[04:47] Ranger B**
*How're you all doing back there?*
**[04:49] Ranger C**
*Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.*
**[04:52] Narrator**
* They've transported some carnivores*
* from another region*
**[04:56] Narrator**
* in order to remind the herbivores*
* of the fear of being preyed upon.*
**[05:02] Narrator**
* An experiment toward restoring the rich*
* ecosystem that was once here has begun.*
**[05:07] Pipimi**
And now, for our question.
**[05:08] Pipimi**
What did one of the animals
that was transported over say?
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:12] Pipimi**
Cthulhu-san was fastest!
**[05:14] Cthulhu**
"There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** There aren't any
SBux here, are there...
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:17] Pipimi**
Yes, Popuko-san.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:20] Popuko**
C'mon.
**[05:21] Pipimi**
I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:24] Pipimi**
Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
**[05:27] Pipimi**
Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[05:31] Ranger A**
* Look over there! There are some*
* African wild dogs forming packs.*
**[05:34] Ranger C**
*They're already breeding! Unbelievable.*
**[05:39] Pipimi**
Yes?
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:41] Cthulhu**
This safari park sucks.
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
**[05:44] Cthulhu**
Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:49] Popuko**
Here are some animals
roasting some mochi on an irori grill.
**[05:53] Pipimi**
Stop making up prompts, please.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:58] Popuko**
Humans are such selfish creatures.
**[06:01] Popuko**
If they want to return nature
to how it once was,
**[06:03] Popuko**
they shouldn't have destroyed it
in the first place.
**[06:07] Popuko**
Aren't humans actually
a hindrance here on Earth?
**[06:11] Popuko**
That's what I'd like to say!
**[06:14] Pipimi**
Correct!
**[06:16] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan came out on top today!
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[06:19] Cthulu**
Damn it...
**[06:21] Pipimi**
Well, see you next week.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
**[06:24] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[06:28] John**
* It happened ten years ago,*
* when I was playing in the park.*
**[06:32] John**
Oh!
**[06:33] John**
Little birdies! They're so cute!
**[06:35] Mother**
They are rather adorable.
**[06:38] Popuko**
They're here... We're counting on you.
**[06:40] Pipimi**
The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
**[06:44] Popuko and Pipimi**
It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
Picolinon for short!
**[06:48] Mother**
That's...
**[06:49] Mother**
If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
**[06:51] Mother**
it'll destroy everything and plunge
the Earth back into the Ice Age!
**[06:55] Pipimi**
Picolinon, fire!
**[06:59] John**
* And that was when I knew that the Picolinos*
* placed in parks all around Japan...*
**[07:04] John**
* were protecting the parks*
* where the children of Earth played,*
**[07:08] John**
*as well as those children's smiles.*
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:12] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:16] Pipimi**
Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
**[07:19] Popuko**
Sure, I think I'll take some.
**[07:22] Pipimi**
We got a request for a refill!
**[07:25] Pipimi**
Is that okay?
**[07:26] Pipimi**
It sure is!
**[07:27] Pipimi**
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
**[07:32] Pipimi**
Thanks for the refill!
**[07:34] Server Pipimis**
Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
**[07:35] Pipimi**
Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
**[07:36] Server Pipimis**
Go, go, go, go!
**[07:38] Pipimi**
Look at that steam!
**[07:39] Server Pipimis**
Just look at that steam!
**[07:40] Pipimi**
Now's the best moment
to drink! Drink it now!
**[07:43] Server pipimis**
Yes!
**[07:43] Pipimi**
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
**[07:46] Server Pipimis**
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
**[07:48] Server Pipimis**
Let's go!
**[07:48] Pipimi**
And now, let's hear a word
from our princess.
**[07:51] Popuko**
Can I have another?
**[07:52] Pipimi**
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
**[07:54] Server Pipimis**
It's a party! We're hype for caffeine!
**[07:56] Server Pipimis**
Caffè latte, café au lait, cappuccino!
**[07:57] Pipimi**
Would you like a refill, as well?
**[07:59] Female customer**
Nah... I'm good.
**[08:00] Pipimi**
Oh... but I insist.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:04] Narrator**
* Adventure awaits you in the realm*
* embraced by the gods, Eorzea.*
**[08:12] Popuko**
Yahoo!
**[08:15] Pipimi**
Go, go!
**[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Adventures are awesome!
**[08:32] Popuko**
Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
**[08:38] Dragoon**
This should do it.
**[08:44] Pipimi**
That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
**[08:48] Pipimi**
Ron!
**[08:49] Popuko**
Noice, noice!
**[08:54] Minfilia**
I can't get through to them at all.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:00] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:02] Popuko**
Uwu? Uwuwu... bususu.
**[09:06] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
**[09:08] Popuko**
Yup, I knew you'd say that you
knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
**[09:09] Very Eloquent MC**
*Yeah! Two chains!*
**[09:12] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
**[09:14] Very Eloquent MC**
*Wow! Three chains!*
**[09:17] Popuko**
Yup, I knew—
**[09:17] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew—
**[09:18] Popuko**
Yup!
**[09:19] Pipimi**
Yup!
**[09:19] Popuko**
Yup!
**[09:20] Pipimi**
Y—
**[09:20] Popuko**
Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
**[09:22] Popuko**
Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
**[09:25] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
**[09:26] Popuko**
Yup, I knew—
**[09:26] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew—
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:28] Pipimi**
Yup!
**[09:34] Pipimi**
Over here.
**[09:36] Pipimi**
Piece of cake.
**[09:40] Pipimi**
You're down.
**[09:42] Popuko**
Let me do my finisher.
**[09:58] Popuko**
Oh, please do excuse me.
**[09:59] Popuko**
I'm quite confident
in my gun-wielding abilities.
**[10:01] Announcer**
*Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.*
**[10:07] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:15] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:22] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:30] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:37] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:44] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:52] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:59] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:08] Pipimi**
Everyone, thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Room
**[11:13] Popuko**
But there are people watching
on streaming services.
**[11:15] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[11:17] Pipimi**
What?
**[11:18] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, that's a bit harsh...
**[11:19] Popuko**
You're probably better off buying
ringside seats to a pro wrestling match.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, don't say that!
**[11:24] Popuko**
But when you get special ringside seats,
**[11:26] Popuko**
you sometimes get blood sprayed on you,
so it's totally worth it.
**[11:29] Pipimi**
What? No, it's not! Jeez!
**[11:31] Popuko**
Act now, and get some musclehead boyfriend.
**[11:34] Pipimi**
Don't lie!
**[11:35] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
with the money for PTE season 2?
**[11:39] Pipimi**
An electric kickboard.
**[11:41] Popuko**
You're not gonna buy PTE?
**[11:42] Pipimi**
Of course not.
Please send a copy to my agency.
**[11:46] Popuko**
It's located in Tokyo, Chiyoda Ward, ****.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
***SIGN*** By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Pipimi**
We used rare sugar for this cake.
**[11:56] Popuko**
How much?
**[11:58] Pipimi**
This muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
**[12:16] Pipimi**
...ch.
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:49] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:54] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[13:01] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:05] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:10] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:12] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:18] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:22] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:29] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:31] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:36] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[13:47] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Shake hands
with an otter
**[13:50] Popuko**
Whoa! You can shake hands
with an otter! Neat!
**[13:54] Popuko**
Friendship!
**[13:57] Otter**
I'm gonna shatter them fantasies!
**[14:01] Popuko**
Oh? You want a fuckin' piece of me?
**[14:04] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[14:07] Popuko**
Unyumaru, come on out.
**[14:09] Popuko**
Come on. I promise this won't hurt.
**[14:11] Popuko**
It won't hurt at all.
**[14:16] Popuko**
Unyumaru! You fucking bastard!
I'll kill you!
**[14:17] Unyumaru**
Can't reach me, bitch. Now, what?
**[14:20] Popuko**
Ow! Fuck you!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[14:22] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[14:29] Pipimi**
Step forward, defendant.
**[14:31] Popuko**
Okay.
**[14:32] Pipimi**
Now to the right, defendant.
**[14:34] Popuko**
Okay.
**[14:34] Pipimi**
Now back, defendant.
**[14:36] Popuko**
Okay.
**[14:37] Pipimi**
To the left!
**[14:38] Popuko**
Okay.
**[14:39] Pipimi**
Forward! Right!
**[14:39] Popuko**
Okay, okay.
**[14:40] Pipimi**
Back! Left!
**[14:41] Popuko**
Okay, okay.
**[14:42] Pipimi**
One, two, three, four.
**[14:43] Popuko**
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
**[14:45] Pipimi**
Box step! Box step!
**[14:47] Popuko**
Box step! Box step!
**[14:48] Popuko**
Box step! Box step!
Box step! Box step! Box step!
**[14:52] Popuko**
Box ste—
**[14:53] Pipimi**
Court is adjourned!
***SIGN*** Court Adjourned
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[14:55] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[15:00] Pipimi**
So healthy!
**[15:06] Popuko**
Om, nom, nom, nom...
**[15:15] Pipimi**
You know...
**[15:18] Pipimi**
You should probably become a manga artist.
**[15:21] Pipimi**
Like for J*mp.
**[15:23] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[15:27] Popuko**
Yeah, yeah! Confidence, go, go!
**[15:30] Popuko**
I can't do it.
**[15:33] Popuko**
It's not...
**[15:34] Pipimi**
Hey, hey! Come on, come on! Hey!
**[15:36] Popuko**
Oh! Thank you, thank you!
**[15:44] Pipimi**
Drugs.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[15:50] Narrator**
* This is the Ungapopo*
* National Nature Reserve.*
**[15:50] Popuko**
Ah... Ungapopo. I know that place.
**[15:53] Narrator**
*Due to civil war and rampant poaching, elephants, lions, and other animals*
**[15:53] Pipimi**
Right?
**[15:54] Popuko**
That place.
**[15:55] Pipimi**
Make sure you're watching.
**[15:56] Popuko**
Okay.
**[15:56] Narrator**
* at the top of the food chain*
* sharply decreased in number.*
**[15:57] Pipimi**
Yes. There'll be questions later.
**[15:59] Narrator**
* It has become a savanna*
* where herbivores proliferate.*
**[16:00] Popuko**
No fair. I wanna go.
**[16:02] Popuko**
I wanna go to the savanna.
**[16:03] Pipimi**
That'd be nice...
to be surrounded by nature.
**[16:03] Ranger A**
*There was once order in this wild kingdom.*
**[16:06] Popuko**
Oh, hey. Do dinosaurs show up here?
Like, actual dinosaurs.
**[16:07] Ranger A**
*It's truly in a sad state now.*
**[16:08] Pipimi**
Dinosaurs are, uh...
**[16:09] Ranger B**
* The herbivores here do what they want*
* now that they've forgotten*
**[16:12] Pipimi**
Yeah, I guess.
**[16:12] Ranger B**
*the fear of their natural enemies.*
**[16:14] Popuko**
Oh, th-th-they will?
**[16:14] Pipimi**
I think they will.
**[16:14] Ranger C**
*There's nothing to stop them anymore.*
**[16:15] Pipimi**
That's probably what's back there.
**[16:17] Pipimi**
Oh, hey. He was totally in that movie.
**[16:17] Ranger D**
*In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,*
**[16:19] Pipimi**
I think a dinosaur...
**[16:19] Popuko**
Oh, I knew it.
**[16:20] Ranger D**
*we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.*
**[16:20] Popuko**
eats him?
**[16:21] Pipimi**
I think he's the guy who gets spat on.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[16:25] Pipimi**
I haven't asked the question yet.
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[16:27] Popuko**
Echi** Seika!
**[16:29] Pipimi**
Anyway, let's continue.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
**[16:32] Popuko**
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[16:34] Popuko**
Are they gonna have to do
an emergency landing?
**[16:36] Pipimi**
Oh, that one game on the Famicom. Ikari...
**[16:37] Ranger B**
*How're you all doing back there?*
**[16:39] Ranger C**
*Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.*
**[16:39] Pipimi**
When you fall in the very beginning.
**[16:41] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly.
**[16:42] Popuko**
Like that's where the story begins.
**[16:42] Narrator**
* They've transported some carnivores*
* from another region*
**[16:44] Pipimi**
Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
**[16:46] Narrator**
* in order to remind the herbivores*
* of the fear of being preyed upon.*
**[16:46] Pipimi**
Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
**[16:46] Popuko**
Oh, yeah that. Exactly.
**[16:50] Pipimi**
Dun, dun, dun... like that.
**[16:52] Narrator**
* An experiment toward restoring the rich*
* ecosystem that was once here has begun.*
**[16:57] Pipimi**
And now, for our question.
**[16:58] Pipimi**
What did one of the animals
that was transported over say?
**[17:01] Pipimi**
What did one of the animals that was...
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:02] Pipimi**
Yes! Cthulhu-san was faster!
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
**[17:04] Cthulhu**
"There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
***SIGN*** There aren't any
SBux here, are there...
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:07] Pipimi**
Yes, Popuko-san.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:11] Pipimi**
I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:14] Pipimi**
Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
**[17:16] Pipimi**
Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[17:21] Ranger A**
* Look over there! There are some*
* African wild dogs forming packs.*
**[17:21] Popuko**
So these two are probably
going to fall in love.
**[17:24] Ranger C**
*They're already breeding! Unbelievable.*
**[17:25] Pipimi**
Ah, so romance will bloom.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:30] Pipimi**
Yes?
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
**[17:32] Cthulhu**
This safari park sucks.
**[17:35] Cthulhu**
Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:41] Pipimi**
Stop making up prompts, please.
And knock it off with the mochi already.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:48] Popuko**
Humans are such selfish creatures.
**[17:51] Popuko**
If they want to return nature
to how it once was,
**[17:54] Popuko**
they shouldn't have destroyed
it in the first place.
**[17:57] Popuko**
Aren't humans actually
a hindrance here on Earth?
**[18:01] Popuko**
That's what I'd like to say!
**[18:04] Pipimi**
Correct!
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[18:07] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan came out on top today!
**[18:09] Cthulhu**
Damn it...
**[18:11] Pipimi**
Well, see you next week.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
**[18:14] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[18:18] John**
* It happened ten years ago,*
* when I was playing in the park.*
**[18:22] John**
Oh!
**[18:23] John**
Little birdies! They're so cute!
**[18:25] Mother**
They are rather adorable.
**[18:28] Popuko**
They're here... We're counting on you.
**[18:30] Pipimi**
The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
**[18:34] Popuko and Pipimi**
It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
Picolinon for short!
**[18:38] Mother**
That's...
**[18:39] Mother**
If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
**[18:41] Mother**
it'll destroy everything and plunge
the Earth back into the Ice Age!
**[18:45] Pipimi**
Picolinon, fire!
**[18:49] John**
* And that was when I knew that the Picolinos*
* placed in parks all around Japan...*
**[18:54] John**
* were protecting the parks*
* where the children of Earth played,*
**[18:58] John**
*as well as those children's smiles.*
**[19:01] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:05] Pipimi**
Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
**[19:09] Popuko**
Sure, I think I'll take some.
**[19:12] Pipimi**
We got a request for a refill!
**[19:16] Pipimi**
Is that okay?
**[19:17] Pipimi**
It sure is!
**[19:18] Pipimi**
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
**[19:23] Pipimi**
Thanks for the refill!
**[19:24] Server Pipimis**
Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
**[19:25] Pipimi**
Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
**[19:26] Server Pipimis**
Go, go, go, go!
**[19:28] Pipimi**
Look at that steam!
**[19:29] Server Pipimis**
Just look at that steam!
**[19:31] Pipimi**
Now's the best moment
to drink! Drink it now!
**[19:32] Server pipimis**
Yes!
**[19:33] Pipimi**
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
**[19:34] Server Pipimis**
Drink, drink, bring it!
**[19:36] Server Pipimis**
Let's go!
**[19:38] Pipimi**
And now, let's hear a word
from our princess.
**[19:41] Popuko**
Can I have another?
**[19:42] Pipimi**
Let's go!
**[19:44] Pipimi**
Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
**[19:47] Pipimi**
Would you like a refill, as well?
**[19:49] Female customer**
Nah... I'm good.
**[19:49] Pipimi**
Oh... but I insist.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:54] Narrator**
* Adventure awaits you in the realm*
* embraced by the gods, Eorzea.*
**[20:02] Popuko**
Yahoo! Yay!
**[20:06] Pipimi**
Go, go! Yahoo!
**[20:08] Popuko**
Yahoo!
**[20:10] Popuko and Pipimi**
Adventures are awesome!
**[20:12] Popuko and Pipimi**
What fun!
**[20:22] Popuko**
Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
**[20:28] Dragoon**
This should do it.
**[20:34] Pipimi**
That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
**[20:38] Pipimi**
Ron!
**[20:44] Minfilia**
I can't get through to them at all.
**[20:49] Popuko and pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:52] Popuko**
Morning, Murasucky Shikibu!
**[20:55] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
**[20:58] Popuko**
Yup, I knew you'd say
that you knew I'd say that.
**[20:59] Very Eloquent MC**
*Yeah! Two chains!*
**[21:02] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
**[21:04] Very Eloquent MC**
*Wow! Three chains!*
**[21:07] Popuko**
Yup, I knew—
**[21:08] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew—
**[21:08] Popuko**
Yup!
**[21:09] Pipimi**
Yup!
**[21:09] Popuko**
Yup! Y—
**[21:10] Popuko**
Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
**[21:11] Popuko**
Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
**[21:14] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd way wat.
**[21:16] Popuko**
Yup, I knew—
**[21:16] Pipimi**
Yup!
**[21:17] Popuko**
Yup!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:17] Pipimi**
Y—
**[21:17] Popuko**
Y—
**[21:24] Pipimi**
Right now, I'm flanking from the right!
**[21:26] Pipimi**
Oh, their shield's about to go down!
**[21:29] Pipimi**
And then...
**[21:29] Pipimi**
And down.
**[21:30] Popuko**
Let me do my finisher.
**[21:49] Pipimi**
All right!
**[21:51] Announcer**
*Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.*
**[21:57] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:12] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:20] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:27] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:34] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:49] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[22:58] Pipimi**
Well... You, too.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:59] Popuko**
Great job today.
**[23:00] Pipimi**
It's been a while since we got
to act together like this.
**[23:02] Popuko**
I know, right?
**[23:03] Popuko**
We did meet at an event recently.
**[23:05] Pipimi**
Oh yeah, we did. That's right.
**[23:06] Popuko**
And I also get in trouble sometimes.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Oh, really?
**[23:09] Popuko**
Er, there's a certain series
that we're both on.
**[23:12] Pipimi**
Yup.
**[23:13] Popuko**
And then she'd say, "You're not together!"
**[23:15] Popuko**
The princess gets real mad at me.
**[23:17] Popuko**
Er, priestess, rather.
**[23:18] Pipimi**
Yes, the priestess.
**[23:19] Popuko**
She gets real mad.
**[23:20] Pipimi**
The priestess... Well, what can you do?
**[23:21] Popuko**
I'm sorry, everyone who works on that show.
**[23:21] Pipimi**
Right. Because you couldn't
always get there on time.
**[23:23] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly!
**[23:23] Pipimi**
Yeah... there's not much
you can do about that.
**[23:25] Popuko**
A lot of time has passed...
**[23:27] Pipimi**
Yeah, and well, now you're
actually a president.
**[23:29] Pipimi**
Yeah. You're actually an agency president.
**[23:30] Popuko**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, really.
**[23:31] Popuko**
Er, yeah...
**[23:32] Pipimi**
Yeah, you run a tanuki agency.
**[23:33] Popuko**
We're doing our best.
I hope you'll all support Raccoon Dog.
**[23:36] Popuko**
Please. Oh, and Ken Pro, too!
**[23:38] Pipimi**
Thanks.
# E11 - Boomer Team Epic
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGJ225/boomer-team-epic)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Bear**
Yeah, then I told 'em...
**[00:06] Bear**
What's up?
**[00:07] Penguin**
Hey! There's apparently
a thicc MILF beastgirl
**[00:09] Penguin**
and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
makin' out over there!
**[00:11] Bear**
Huh?!
**[00:12] Rabbit**
Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
**[00:13] Bear**
I don't care if it's a trap!
**[00:15] Bear**
I'll take the chance!
**[00:37] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:41] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:57] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:00] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:05] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:09] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:18] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:22] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:24] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:35] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Boomer Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: ????
***SIGN*** TV
***SIGN*** Sunday Nights
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
**[01:59] Popuko**
Oh, heya. Good work, team.
**[02:03] Popuko**
But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
TV station like yours
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Popuko
**[02:06] Popuko**
made an offer to some
super-popular comedians like us.
**[02:09] Popuko**
Yer probably over budget
just payin' our fee, amirite?!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
**[02:22] Pipimi**
Heya. How ya doin'?
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Pipimi
**[02:26] Popuko**
Hey. What's my partner doin' in my greenroom?
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi
**[02:30] Popuko**
We seriously sharin' a room?
**[02:32] Popuko**
Do you have any idea how long
we've been in this business?
**[02:34] Popuko**
Comedians at our level should
definitely have our own rooms.
**[02:37] Popuko**
Man, it's gonna be super awkward
sharin' a room now...
**[02:52] Popuko**
What day's the horse-racin' paper
come out, again?
**[02:55] Pipimi**
Dunno.
**[02:56] Popuko**
Oh, I see.
**[02:59] Pipimi**
You've been to England before, haven't ya?
**[03:02] Popuko**
No, but you have.
**[03:03] Pipimi**
Oh, I see.
**[03:07] Popuko**
Do you prefer Sugita or Nakamura?
**[03:09] Pipimi**
I can't answer a question like that.
**[03:11] Popuko**
Good point.
**[03:14] Popuko**
Yes?
**[03:16] Kanchi**
Hellsphere!
**[03:18] Mocchi**
I'm Peach-Butt Mocchi.
**[03:19] Kanchi**
I'm Persimmon-Butt Kanchi.
**[03:21] Mocchi**
And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
**[03:23] Kanchi**
We're gonna be on the show
with you guys today!
***SIGN*** Newbie Comedians
Mocchi Kanchi
**[03:25] Mocchi**
We'll hype things up, so lookin'
forward to working with you-sphere!
**[03:27] Kanchi**
Hellsphere!
**[03:30] Popuko**
Monkey Panty, was it?
**[03:31] Mocchi**
It's Mocchi Kanchi.
**[03:33] Pipimi**
Boner Panty?
**[03:35] Kanchi**
No one's got a boner. I mean,
we're veteran idol voice actresses.
**[03:38] Mocchi**
But wow, you sure are bringin' in
the dough, being so popular!
**[03:43] Mocchi**
We brought your favorite...
**[03:44] Mocchi**
A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
**[03:47] Kanchi**
You moron!
**[03:48] Kanchi**
Even the great Abeno Harukas building,
the tallest in Japan, would shrivel at that.
**[03:51] Mocchi**
JK, JK.
**[03:53] Kanchi**
Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
**[03:54] Kanchi**
There's already some bartering
with this episode's VA casting right now,
**[03:57] Kanchi**
but you should barter
and invite us over again!
**[03:59] Mocchi**
We'll do anything-sphere!
**[04:02] Kanchi**
Anyway, see you on the show.
**[04:04] Mocchi**
Boner Panty signing off!
**[04:06] Kanchi**
We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
**[04:08] Mocchi**
MusicRay'n...
**[04:08] Mocchi and Kanchi**
FTW!
**[04:12] Popuko**
Kids these days... I understand them
even less than I did before.
**[04:16] Pipimi**
If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
I don't want it.
**[04:19] Popuko**
Oh, please.
**[04:20] Popuko**
I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
they bought at the Shinkansen station.
**[04:24] Popuko**
Honestly, it woulda been funnier
if they *were* panties.
**[04:28] Popuko**
I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
**[04:32] Popuko**
Where were they from...
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
***SIGN*** 35 Years Ago
**[04:42] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'm Popuko!
**[04:44] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm Pipimi!
**[04:45] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
And we're Pop Team Epic!
**[04:48] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Taisho Sink or Swim
**[04:52] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
**[04:53] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, it's Pop Team Epic.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Master Sparrow**
Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
**[04:57] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
**[05:00] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoo?
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
**[05:01] (Flashback) Popuko**
Ya know how they keep sayin' we've
gotta be cuter at auditions lately?
**[05:05] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yeah, definitely.
**[05:07] (Flashback) Popuko**
Couldja give it a try?
**[05:09] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Ahem...
**[05:11] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Moe moe kyun!
**[05:13] (Flashback) Drunks**
You guys suck! Get off the stage!
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[05:16] (Flashback) Popuko**
Pudds the Pudding.
**[05:19] (Flashback) Popuko**
Chipper the Chipmunk.
**[05:20] (Flashback) Pipimi**
What kinda chipmunk is that?
**[05:22] (Flashback) Popuko**
Poli... the Policeman.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I like that one.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
**[05:31] (Flashback) Popuko**
Nope.
**[05:32] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Then you can have half of mine.
Let's eat it together.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Popuko**
Hey! That's the meat bun
from that one stall.
**[05:38] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
**[05:40] (Flashback) Pipimi**
All because I invited you to come
to this zany world with me...
**[05:44] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
**[05:48] (Flashback) Popuko**
What're you talkin' about?
**[05:49] (Flashback) Popuko**
I was poor way before I met you.
**[05:51] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Popuko**
More importantly,
**[05:55] (Flashback) Popuko**
we need to come up with a buncha
funny bits and get popular.
**[05:58] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yer right.
**[05:59] (Flashback) Pipimi**
One day, we'll get big enough
to have our own greenroom!
**[06:04] (Flashback) Pipimi**
The hell? This is amazing.
**[06:06] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Gimme the other half back.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Popuko**
Wh-What the hell? Too late, fool.
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[06:16] Popuko**
I guess this taste never changes.
**[06:20] Pipimi**
I haven't had this since back
when we were practicin' our bits.
**[06:23] Popuko**
Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
**[06:26] Pipimi**
Eatin' this really takes ya back
to the good ol' days.
**[06:31] Popuko**
I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
**[06:35] Popuko**
Our bro used to take us out
to have that all the time.
**[06:37] Pipimi**
But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
my legs hurt so much I could die.
**[06:41] Popuko**
Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
**[06:44] Pipimi**
Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
***SIGN*** TV
**[06:48] Popuko**
D'oh!
**[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
PTE!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:56] Pipimi**
I'm gonna tickle ya!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:31] Popuko**
Gee... I really wish I had
a shiitake mushroom log.
***SIGN*** Shiitake~ <3
**[07:35] Shiitake**
You want a piece of me?
**[07:38] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan—
**[07:41] Popuko**
Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
**[07:44] Pouko**
P-Pipimi-chan!
**[07:47] Popuko**
Thank you!
**[07:48] Pipimi and Shiitake**
Love and peace!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:51] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:54] Popuko**
Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
**[07:56] Popuko**
Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
**[07:59] Popuko**
I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
but it's just a torpedo.
**[08:02] Popuko**
Back into the ocean you go.
**[08:04] Poseidon**
Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
**[08:06] Poseidon**
...dooooooooooooon!
**[08:09] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[08:15] Prefectural Police**
Kablow! Charge!
**[08:17] Prefectural Police**
Prefectural police here!
**[08:18] Prefectural Police**
Gah! So bright!
**[08:20] Prefectural Police**
So bright!
**[08:21] Popuko**
What prefecture? Hey!
**[08:23] Popuko**
I asked you what prefecture!
**[08:26] Pipimi**
C'mon, now. Must be rough.
**[08:27] Pipimi**
Just let it all out already.
**[08:29] Popuko**
I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
**[08:31] Prefectural Police**
Canada! I'm with the Canada
Prefectural Police!
**[08:35] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[08:37] Popuko and Pipimi**
Sorry about that!
***SIGN*** Canada Prefectural Police
**[08:39] Prefectural Police**
Vroom, vroom.
***SIGN*** Beautiful Foods
***SIGN*** Healthy
***SIGN*** Delicious Takuan Radishes
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:42] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[08:47] Pipimi**
OMG, a pro gamer!
**[08:49] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Popunator
**[08:52] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[08:54] Pipimi**
I've seen that move in
a Poppex tournament before!
**[08:58] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[09:01] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[09:01] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[09:02] Pipimi**
I've seen that move in
a POPU tournament before!
**[09:06] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[09:08] Pipimi**
Squee! Oh, my gosh!
**[09:10] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[09:13] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:16] Popuko**
Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
**[09:20] Popuko**
I'm gonna be the one who keeps
picking which way to look!
**[09:23] Pipimi**
I'm fine with endless defense.
**[09:27] Popuko**
Ready, and...
**[09:29] Popuko**
Look!
**[09:30] Popuko**
Look! Look!
**[09:32] Popuko**
Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
**[09:37] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:40] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[09:44] Popuko**
Leave it to me!
**[09:45] Popuko**
I'll fix this garbage perspective
with the free transform tool!
**[09:48] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[09:51] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[09:54] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[10:02] Popuko**
We're doomed.
**[10:03] Pipimi**
Nice try!
**[10:05] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:13] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:20] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:28] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:35] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:42] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:50] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:57] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for buying Pop Team Epic.
**[11:10] Popuko**
But you were probably better off buying a
BD concert of the voice actress unit Sphere.
**[11:15] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Don't say that!
**[11:17] Popuko**
But it's amazing. It's been thirteen
years now since they debuted.
**[11:21] Popuko**
All the members are over thirty these days.
**[11:24] Popuko**
They keep saying we're veteran idols,
but we can sing, like, 84 songs in two days.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[11:29] Popuko**
To be honest, our old songs that
reference school uniforms in the lyrics
**[11:33] Popuko**
make me go "Yikes," too,
since we're so much older now.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:38] Popuko**
Or so Pipimi-chan said the other day.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:40] Pipimi**
Huh?
**[11:41] Popuko**
You mentioned how you were
thinking you're really old now.
**[11:43] Popuko**
So what do you think about that, huh? Huh?!
**[11:46] Pipimi**
U-Um... Yes, that is what I thought.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Bear**
So, hey.
**[11:53] Rabbit**
Hm?
**[11:54] Bear**
If a cheerful character and
a gloomy character played tag...
**[11:57] Penguin**
Hey! There's apparently
a thicc MILF beastgirl
**[11:59] Penguin**
and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
makin' out over there!
**[12:02] Bear**
Huh?!
**[12:02] Rabbit**
Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
**[12:03] Bear**
I don't care if it's a trap!
**[12:05] Bear**
I'll take the chance!
**[12:27] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:29] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:31] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:32] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:47] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[12:59] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:02] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:08] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:12] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:14] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:21] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Boomer Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: ????
***SIGN*** TV
***SIGN*** Sunday Nights
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
**[13:49] Popuko**
Well, hello there.
**[13:53] Popuko**
But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
TV station like yours
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Popuko
**[13:55] Popuko**
made an offer to some
super-popular comedians like us.
**[13:58] Popuko**
Yer probably over budget
just payin' our fee, amirite?!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
**[14:12] Pipimi**
Heya. How ya doin'?
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Pipimi
**[14:15] Popuko**
Hey. What's my partner
doin' in my greenroom?
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi
**[14:21] Popuko**
Do you have any idea how long
we've been in this business?
**[14:23] Popuko**
Comedians at our level should
definitely have our own rooms.
**[14:27] Popuko**
Man, it's gonna be super awkward
sharin' a room now...
**[14:42] Popuko**
What day's the horse-racin' paper
come out, again?
**[14:45] Pipimi**
Dunno.
**[14:49] Pipimi**
You used to be obsessed
with snowboarding, didn't ya?
**[14:52] Popuko**
Never even been.
**[14:53] Pipimi**
Not even once?
**[14:54] Popuko**
Nope.
**[14:57] Popuko**
Do you prefer rhinoceros
beetles or stag beetles?
**[14:59] Pipimi**
I hate bugs.
**[15:01] Popuko**
Oh, I see.
**[15:04] Popuko**
Yes?
**[15:06] Kanchi**
Mornin'!
**[15:08] Mocchi**
I'm Soft-Skinned Mocchi.
**[15:10] Kanchi**
I'm Blown-Knee Kanchi.
**[15:11] Mocchi**
And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
**[15:13] Kanchi**
We're gonna be on the show
with you guys today!
***SIGN*** Newbie Comedians
Mocchi Kanchi
**[15:15] kanchi**
We'll hype things up,
so lookin' forward to working with ya!
**[15:18] Mocchi**
Hell yeah!
**[15:19] Popuko**
Nishiki Panty, was it?
**[15:21] Mocchi**
Not Nishiki! It's Mocchi Kanchi.
**[15:24] Pipimi**
Boner Panty?
**[15:25] Kanchi**
No one's got a boner.
Let's move away from the panty talk.
**[15:29] Mocchi**
But wow, you sure are bringin' in
the dough, being so popular!
**[15:32] Mocchi**
We brought your favorite...
**[15:35] Mocchi**
A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
**[15:37] Kanchi**
They'll get you goin' with the ladies!
**[15:39] Kanchi**
You moron! They'd shrivel anyone up!
**[15:41] Mocchi**
JK, JK.
**[15:42] Mocchi**
Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
**[15:44] Mocchi**
Eat lots, cheer up,
**[15:47] mocchi**
and you should barter
and invite us over again.
**[15:50] Kanchi**
Nishiki!
**[15:51] Kanchi**
Anyway, see you on the show.
**[15:54] Mocchi**
Boner Panty signing off!
**[15:56] Kanchi**
We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
**[16:01] Popuko**
Kids these days... I understand them
even less than I did before.
**[16:06] Pipimi**
If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
I don't want it.
**[16:09] Popuko**
I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
they bought at the Shinkansen station.
**[16:13] Popuko**
Honestly, it woulda been funnier
if they *were* panties.
**[16:18] Popuko**
I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
**[16:22] Popuko**
Where were they from...
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
***SIGN*** 35 Years Ago
**[16:32] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'm Popuko!
**[16:34] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm Pipimi!
**[16:35] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
And we're Pop Team Epic!
**[16:38] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Taisho Sink or Swim
**[16:42] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
**[16:43] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, it's Pop Team Epic.
**[16:46] (Flashback) Master Sparrow**
Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
**[16:47] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoo?
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
**[16:51] (Flashback) Popuko**
This is our first time onstage today.
It's our first time, but we'll do our best.
**[16:55] (Flashback) Popuko**
We're real nervous, though.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Popuko**
We'll still do our best, thanks.
**[16:59] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Thanks!
**[17:01] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
We're Pop Team Epic!
**[17:03] (Flashback) Drunks**
You guys suck! Get off the stage!
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[17:07] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Man, that's totally Nishiki.
**[17:10] (Flashback) Popuko**
But Boss says it ain't Nishiki.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I see... so I guess it's not.
**[17:18] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
**[17:21] (Flashback) Popuko**
Nope.
**[17:22] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Here. Then you can have half of mine.
**[17:24] (Flashback) Popuko**
Hey! That's the meat bun
from that one stall.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Pipimi**
All because I invited you to come
to this zany world with me...
**[17:33] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
**[17:37] (Flashback) Popuko**
What're you talkin' about?
**[17:39] (Flashback) Popuko**
I was poor way before I met you.
**[17:40] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
**[17:44] (Flashback) Popuko**
More importantly,
**[17:45] (Flashback) Popuko**
we need to come up with a buncha
funny bits and get popular.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yer right.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Pipimi**
One day, we'll get big enough
to have our own greenroom!
**[17:54] (Flashback) Pipimi**
The hell? This is amazing.
**[17:56] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Gimme the other half back.
**[17:57] (Flashback) Popuko**
What the hell? Too late, fool.
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[18:06] Popuko**
I guess this taste never changes.
**[18:10] Pipimi**
I haven't had this since back
when we were practicin' our bits.
**[18:13] Popuko**
Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
**[18:16] Pipimi**
This dirt-cheap taste...
I'd never forget it.
**[18:21] Popuko**
I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
**[18:25] Popuko**
Our bro used to take us out
to have that all the time.
**[18:27] Pipimi**
But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
my legs hurt so much I could die.
**[18:32] Popuko**
Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
***SIGN*** TV
**[18:35] Pipimi**
Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
We're Pop Team Epic!
**[18:45] Pipimi**
I'm gonna tickle ya! I actually already am!
**[18:49] Pipimi**
How do you like that? And that? And that?
**[18:55] Pipimi**
Left, right, left, right, left, right.
**[18:56] Pipimi**
Front, back, front, back, front, back.
**[19:05] Pipimi**
Does that feel good?
Does that feel good, Popuko-chan?
**[19:07] Pipimi**
I see, I see.
**[19:17] Pipimi**
And now for my special move!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:21] Popuko**
Gee... I really wish I had
a shiitake mushroom log.
***SIGN*** Shiitake~ <3
**[19:25] Shiitake**
Shiitake!
**[19:28] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan—
**[19:30] Popuko**
Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
**[19:34] Pouko**
P-Pipimi-chan!
**[19:37] Popuko**
Thank you!
**[19:38] Pipimi**
Popuko, I'm up here! Look up!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:41] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:44] Popuko**
Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
**[19:46] Popuko**
Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
**[19:49] Popuko**
I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
but it's just a torpedo.
**[19:52] Popuko**
Back into the ocean you go.
**[19:54] Poseidon**
Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
**[19:56] Poseidon**
...dooooooooooooon!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[19:59] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[20:05] Prefectural Police**
Kablow! Charge!
**[20:07] Prefectural Police**
Prefectural police here!
**[20:08] Prefectural Police**
Gah! So bright!
**[20:10] Prefectural Police**
So bright!
**[20:11] Popuko**
What prefecture? Hey!
**[20:14] Popuko**
I asked you what prefecture!
**[20:16] Pipimi**
C'mon, now. Must be rough.
**[20:17] Pipimi**
Just let it all out already.
**[20:19] Popuko**
I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
**[20:21] Prefectural Police**
Canada! I'm with the Canada
Prefectural Police!
**[20:25] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[20:27] Popuko and Pipimi**
Sorry about that!
***SIGN*** Canada Prefectural Police
**[20:29] Prefectural Police**
Vroom, vroom.
***SIGN*** Beautiful Foods
***SIGN*** Healthy
***SIGN*** Delicious Takuan Radishes
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:32] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[20:37] Pipimi**
Ooh! A pro gamer!
**[20:39] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Popunator
**[20:42] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[20:44] Pipimi**
I've seen that move
in a Poppex tournament before!
**[20:48] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
**[20:51] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[20:52] Pipimi**
I've seen that move
in a POPU tournament before!
**[20:57] Pipimi**
Eek! OMG! You're so cool! I'm so excited!
**[21:01] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
**[21:03] Popuko**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:06] Popuko**
Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
**[21:10] Popuko**
I'm gonna be the one who keeps
picking which way to look!
**[21:13] Pipimi**
I'm fine with endless defense.
**[21:17] Popuko**
Ready, and...
**[21:19] Popuko**
Look!
**[21:20] Popuko**
Look! Look!
**[21:22] Pipimi**
My eyes...
**[21:23] Popuko**
Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:27] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[21:31] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[21:34] Popuko**
Leave it to me!
**[21:35] Popuko**
I'll fix this garbage perspective
with the free transform tool!
**[21:51] Popuko**
W-We're doomed.
**[21:53] Pipimi**
Nice try!
**[21:55] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:03] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:18] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:25] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:32] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:40] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:47] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:57] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic!
**[23:01] Popuko**
Wouldn't you have been better off
buying one of them yakuza games?
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Don't say that, Popu-chan!
**[23:07] Popuko**
But you can spend way more time on those
yakuza games, so it's a way better deal.
**[23:11] Pipimi**
Huh? It is?
**[23:12] Pipimi**
Uh, hey!
**[23:13] Popuko**
Act now, and we'll throw in a gun.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
A-A-A gun?
**[23:17] Pipimi**
Hey! Don't lie!
**[23:18] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
with the money for PTE season 2?
**[23:22] Pipimi**
Hmm... I'm thinking some Matsusaka beef.
**[23:25] Popuko**
Hey! You're not buying PTE?
**[23:27] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send it
to my agency, please.
**[23:30] Popuko**
Guess that's our privilege
for being in this show.
**[23:33] Pipimi**
And by "it," I meant some
Matsusaka beef, by the way.
**[23:35] Popuko**
Really?
**[23:36] Pipimi**
Oh, Kobe beef will also work just fine.
**[23:38] Popuko**
Would you stop?
# E12 - Endless Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZP51K/endless-love)
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**[00:01] Narrator**
* Ever since the Earth was created,*
* time has continued to flow.*
**[00:05] Narrator**
* Countless branching points are established,*
* causing other alternate timelines.*
**[00:11] Narrator**
* In order to protect everyone's smiles,*
* one man travels through various timelines...*
**[00:13] Shouta**
Run, everyone! Hurry!
**[00:16] Narrator**
*Shouta Aoi.*
**[00:19] Narrator**
* But there are those who believe*
* the beginning of time—*
**[00:21] Narrator**
* or rather, the original timeline—*
* to be sacred,*
**[00:24] Narrator**
* and have made it their quest*
* to destroy every other timeline.*
**[00:31] Mysterious Girl**
Please stop...
**[00:45] Shouta**
Hold it!
**[00:49] Shouta**
Get away from her!
**[00:57] Shouta**
Why are you doing something so awful?!
**[01:23] OP Lyrics**
*There's no such thing as an endless battle*
**[01:30] OP Lyrics**
*I've continued down*
**[01:33] OP Lyrics**
*This path that I believe in*
**[01:36] OP Lyrics**
*The lost cries echo*
**[01:43] OP Lyrics**
*No matter what,*
**[01:45] OP Lyrics**
*I will come to you all*
**[01:50] OP Lyrics**
*I won't let everyone's desires*
**[01:52] OP Lyrics**
*Be destroyed*
**[01:56] OP Lyrics**
*Stop getting in the way*
**[01:58] OP Lyrics**
*My other me's shadow*
**[02:02] OP Lyrics**
*Go beyond time and space*
**[02:05] OP Lyrics**
*And take on this spiraling destiny*
**[02:09] OP Lyrics**
*Even if this is just*
**[02:10] OP Lyrics**
*God playing tricks on us*
**[02:15] OP Lyrics**
*I cannot be stopped*
**[02:18] OP Lyrics**
*Until I can protect your smile*
**[02:22] OP Lyrics**
*Tear through the darkness*
**[02:25] OP Lyrics**
*And go forth*
**[02:28] OP Lyrics**
*Endless love*
**[02:45] Shouta**
Don't worry. You're okay now.
**[02:47] Mysterious Girl**
No...
**[02:49] Mysterious Girl**
Anyone who stays with me will end up hurt.
**[02:53] Shouta**
It's not your fault.
**[02:55] Mysterious Girl**
But...
**[02:56] Shouta**
Don't worry!
**[03:01] Shouta**
I'll use this... to stop them.
**[03:06] Mysterious Girl**
Where did you get that?
**[03:09] Shouta**
I guess you could say...
from a not-so-friendly lookalike.
**[03:19] Shouta**
Okay, let's rest a little more before we go.
***SIGN*** Time Patrol HQ
**[03:28] Nishikawa**
Well, this isn't good.
**[03:31] Nishikawa**
Shouta Aoi coming in contact
with her is dangerous.
**[03:34] Nishikawa**
Secure the girl immediately.
**[03:38] Nishikawa**
If we do not, the spacetime criminal
Shouta Aoi will bring chaos to the world.
**[03:44] Nakamura**
Roger!
**[03:57] Nakamura**
Freeze!
**[03:58] Nakamura**
Step away from that girl!
**[04:02] Shouta**
Heck no! I'm gonna protect her!
**[04:12] Nakamura**
What's this?
**[04:13] Shouta**
Oh, no...
**[04:15] Nakamura**
What did you do to the girl?!
**[04:25] Shouta**
It's Time!
**[04:51] Officer**
Hold it!
**[04:56] Shouta**
Look out!
**[05:04] Nakamura**
Wait... Why did you save me?
**[05:07] Shouta**
Well, you're not a bad guy, are you?
**[05:15] Shouta**
Hurry! Take that girl and run!
**[05:22] Nakamura**
All right!
**[05:27] Nakamura**
Let's go!
**[05:34] Nakamura**
Are you okay?
**[05:38] Nakamura**
You—
**[05:43] Mysterious Girl**
I'm sorry.
**[05:48] Mysterious Girl**
Please save everyone...
**[05:53] Shouta**
Look out!
**[06:06] Nishikawa**
Well, well. This was a pleasant surprise.
**[06:11] Nakamura**
Commander Nishikawa, what's going on here?!
**[06:15] Nishikawa**
I'm glad to see that you've made it
back alive, Captain Nakamura.
**[06:18] Nakamura**
Cut the crap!
**[06:20] Nakamura**
Did you order them to do that?
**[06:23] Nishikawa**
Oh, dear. Have you forgotten
our mission as the Time Patrol?
**[06:30] Nishikawa**
We must take down any spacetime
criminals who threaten our history.
**[06:37] Nakamura**
Shouta Aoi was trying to protect that girl.
**[06:41] Nishikawa**
Do you feel a sense of friendship
now that he's saved you?
**[06:45] Nishikawa**
How foolish.
**[06:50] Nishikawa**
Countless alternate timeline
worlds continue to sprout.
**[06:53] Nishikawa**
And they all threaten the world
of this sacred original timeline.
**[06:58] Nakamura**
What?!
**[07:00] Nishikawa**
Every time another timeline forms,
they become weaker.
**[07:06] Nishikawa**
Our sacred timeline has been sullied.
**[07:09] Nakamura**
What are you...
**[07:11] Nishikawa**
I tried to use the Time Noise that exists
within the chasms of spacetime
**[07:14] Nishikawa**
to destroy the other timelines,
**[07:18] Nishikawa**
but Shouta Aoi thwarted my plans.
**[07:20] Nakamura**
Who are you?!
**[07:23] Nishikawa**
I'm just a lowly repairman who was born
to protect the sacred original timeline.
**[07:32] Nakamura**
What are these things?!
**[07:36] Nishikawa**
They're the Time Noise that the girl created.
**[07:39] Nishikawa**
And now...
**[07:42] Nishikawa**
They're completely under my control!
**[07:54] Nishikawa**
That poor fool.
**[07:56] Nishikawa**
It won't be long before he has
nowhere left to run.
***SIGN*** Alternate Timeline World A
**[08:07] Girl**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Alternate Timeline World B
***SIGN*** Alternate Timeline World C
**[08:26] Nishikawa**
This is all for our sacred original timeline.
**[08:49] Nakamura**
I guess this place is doomed, as well.
**[09:02] Nakamura 2**
Hey, it's me.
**[09:06] Nakamura**
Damn it...
**[09:08] Nakamura**
Don't scare me like that.
***SIGN*** Resistance HQ Shelter
**[09:25] Nakamura**
Shouta Aoi.
**[09:27] Nakamura**
Still sulking?
**[09:38] Nakamura 2**
Don't expect too much from him.
**[09:40] Nakamura 2**
We need to be the ones who stop Nishikawa.
**[09:42] Nakamura**
But how?!
**[09:44] Nakamura 2**
Calm down.
**[09:45] Nakamura 2**
We, the members of the Time Patrol,
have infinite time.
**[09:49] Nakamura 2**
We'll get our chance.
**[09:51] Nakamura**
But while we're sitting here,
**[09:53] Nakamura**
the people from alternate timelines
are losing their homes!
**[10:03] Nakamura 2**
Hey! Don't do anything rash!
**[10:09] (Flashback) Shouta**
I'll use this... to stop them.
**[10:28] Boy**
Well, this looks pretty broken.
**[10:30] Boy**
The time's stopped on it.
**[10:37] Boy**
Are you hurt?
**[10:49] Boy**
I'll have Nakamura-oniichan
fix your clock for you.
**[10:53] Boy**
But for now, you can borrow mine.
**[11:08] Boy**
Bye-bye!
**[11:24] (Flashback) Mysterious Girl**
I'm sorry.
**[11:25] (Flashback) Mysterious Girl**
Please save everyone...
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob... Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Prefecture Forecast
**[11:46] Rainy Season**
Yes! This is where we're
broadcasting from today.
***SIGN*** Weather Analyst:
Rainy Season
***SIGN*** Live
Tokyo, Bobugaya Ward
***SIGN*** Live
Tokyo, Bobugaya Ward
**[11:49] Rainy Season**
Heyo, Rainy Season here.
**[11:51] Rainy Season**
Yikes, your roof's definitely
leaking there, bud.
**[11:54] Popuko**
What?!
**[11:55] Popuko**
The hell's your problem, cloud?
***SIGN*** Kanto Region
**[11:57] Rainy Season**
Anyway, this is how the current
Kanto Region prefectures look.
***SIGN*** Nagano
***SIGN*** Yamanashi
***SIGN*** Gunma
***SIGN*** Tochigi
***SIGN*** Saitama
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Kanagawa
***SIGN*** Ibaraki
***SIGN*** Chiba
***SIGN*** This Week for the Kanto Region
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Yokohama
***SIGN*** Chiba
***SIGN*** Saitama
***SIGN*** Maebashi
***SIGN*** Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
**[12:03] Rainy season**
And here's your weekly forecast.
***SIGN*** Tokyo
Kanagawa
Chiba
Saitama
Gunma
***SIGN*** Tokyo
Kanagawa
Chiba
Saitama
Gunma
***SIGN*** Tokyo
Kanagawa
Chiba
Saitama
Kanagawa
***SIGN*** Kanagawa
Tokyo
Chiba
Saitama/Tochigi
Kanagawa
->Gunma
***SIGN*** Kanagawa
Chiba
Tokyo
Tokyo
Saitama
**[12:04] Rainy Season**
Everything is pretty much on course
for the beginning of the week,
***SIGN*** Chiba
Chiba/Tokyo
Tokyo
Kanagawa
Saitama
***SIGN*** Gunma
Tokyo
Chiba
Chiba
Tokyo
**[12:06] Rainy Season**
but it looks like things will
fall apart during the weekend.
**[12:09] Rainy Season**
And that's it for your prefecture forecast!
***SIGN*** Prefecture Forecast
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: UchuPeople
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
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(Pop 'em out!)
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(Pop 'em out!)
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(Pop 'em out!)
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Your-Spinal-Cord
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Spinal cord
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(Pop 'em out!)
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A special technique that's sure
to end anyone's life
**[12:39] [SONG] ---**
But you just get a kitty punch
**[12:43] [SONG] ---**
After I hit you
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"I'm not mad ♥"
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I know that you're not holding back on me
**[12:54] [SONG] ---**
Let's give it a try
**[12:56] [SONG] ---**
Show me
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That you're not poor
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Receding hairline
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(Pop 'em out!)
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LAN cable
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(Pop 'em out!)
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
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A yakuza's discarded tiles
**[13:11] [SONG] ---**
(Pop 'em out!)
***SIGN*** Monthly Salary
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Your salary
***SIGN*** TALK TO YOUR LABOR STANDARDS BUREAU
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(Pop 'em out!)
**[13:17] [SONG] ---**
Enjoy your life!
**[13:19] [SONG] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[13:21] [SONG] ---**
Let your ice cream melt
**[13:22] [SONG] ---**
And let's make it hard again
**[13:28] [SONG] ---**
Spinal cord
**[13:29] [SONG] ---**
(Pop 'em out!)
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Spinal cord
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(Pop 'em out!)
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(Pop 'em out!)
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(Pop 'em out!)
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Spinal cord
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(Pop 'em out!)
**[13:40] Narrator**
Wow! Yummy! The spinal cord pop out!
**[13:43] Narrator**
Buy now!
**[13:45] ---**
**[13:51] Nishikawa**
Is this where Shouta Aoi is?
**[13:54] Nakamura**
Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
**[13:57] Nakamura**
I'm pretty sure this is where
your grave's gonna be!
**[14:03] Nishikawa**
You foolish man. Kill him.
**[14:05] Men**
Yes, sir!
**[14:27] Nishikawa**
Now, then...
**[14:28] Nishikawa**
I believe your time has come to an end.
**[14:35] Shouta**
Hey!
**[14:41] Shouta**
What's the matter?
**[14:43] Nakamura**
Shouta... Aoi...
**[14:45] Nishikawa**
Hmph.
**[14:46] Nishikawa**
Well, well.
Looks like our target's come to us.
**[14:51] Shouta**
Always remember to stretch...
**[14:54] Shouta**
before physical activities!
**[15:01] Nishikawa**
I'm happy to see you're doing well.
**[15:04] Nishikawa**
But...
**[15:05] Nishikawa**
What can you possibly do,
now that you can't transform?
**[15:16] Future Shouta**
Nishikawa...
**[15:18] Future Shouta**
This scar that you've given me...
**[15:28] Future Shouta**
I'm going to...
**[15:31] Future Shouta**
take back the future!
**[15:37] Shouta**
It's Time!
**[16:23] Nakamura 2**
Nakamura!
**[16:24] Nakamura**
Nakamura! Thanks!
**[18:13] Nishikawa**
Give it up. You cannot defeat me.
**[18:19] Shouta**
I won't... give up!
**[18:24] Shouta**
There's no way that I can give up on...
**[18:28] Shouta**
a future where everyone can smile!
**[18:33] Nishikawa**
Well, your happy little fairytale future...
**[18:36] Nishikawa**
doesn't exist!
**[18:53] Nishikawa**
What?!
**[19:02] Popukos and Pipimis**
Pop Team Epic! Pop Team Epic!
Pop Team Epic! Pop Team Epic!
**[19:12] Bob Team Epic**
Bob Team Epic!
**[19:13] Koichi Yamadera (VA from S2 ep 7 Part B)**
Rising Hell!
**[19:14] Popukos and Pipimis**
Pop Team Epic! Pop Team Epic!
Pop Team Epic! Pop Team Epic!
**[19:20] Shouta**
Everyone! You came!
**[19:29] Nishikawa**
No matter how many more vermin show up...
**[19:33] Nishikawa**
It's all futile!
**[19:36] Shouta**
Everyone! Here we go!
***SIGN*** Certified Eco-Friendly Anime
**[20:38] Nishikawa**
Time is sacred! I won't let you
touch it with your filthy hands!
**[20:45] Shouta**
No matter how dirty they get,
we can still join hands together!
**[21:07] Shouta**
Endless Punch!
**[21:21] Nishikawa**
So...
**[21:23] Nishikawa**
You're going to create a new time.
**[21:30] Nishikawa**
Then...
**[21:32] Nishikawa**
Let's see what you've got.
**[22:05] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
(The Shouta Aoi workout is about to start!)
**[22:08] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Okay, everyone, let's wake up
with plenty of energy as usual
**[22:14] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
And let's run outside!
**[22:19] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Ah, wait... we have to eat breakfast first
**[22:25] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Or we'll pass out from being too hungry!
**[22:30] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Doot dodo
**[22:31] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
I wake up real early
**[22:37] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
This repeating workout never ends!
**[22:42] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
(But why?)
**[22:44] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Endless! Hopeless!
**[22:46] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Come on! Come with me
**[22:50] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Go! Let's travel across time
**[22:56] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
And cut through
the intersecting light and darkness
**[23:01] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Don't believe fight, nothing will come from
**[23:07] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
These grooves left by my tears,
these grooves left by my tears
**[23:29] Shouta**
Wait, where did you two come from?
**[23:32] Pipimi**
We came from the future.
***SIGN*** Po
***SIGN*** Pi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[23:34] Pipimi**
A future that may yet come to pass. Right?
# Epic TV Special
# E1 - Blue Dragon ver
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8DNQ78Y/blue-dragon-ver)
Translator:
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:05] ---**
Woo-woo!
**[00:06] ---**
Woo-woo! Your bestie is so metal.
**[00:10] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metalhead!
**[00:12] ---**
Let's go, Pipimi.
**[00:14] ---**
'Kay.
**[01:22] ---**
Can you do it?
**[01:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:25] ---**
Can you do it?
**[01:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[01:28] ---**
Show me what you got!
**[01:30] ---**
Rah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[01:34] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[01:37] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[01:43] ---**
*I couldn't do it.*
**[01:54] ---**
**Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice!
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys.**
**[01:59] ---**
Service, please!
**[01:59] ---**
**It's a sexy voice for you.**
**[02:04] ---**
Potato...
**[02:06] ---**
Butter...
**[02:10] ---**
**It's a sexy voice. A strong, sexy voice, baby.**
**[02:25] ---**
Are you ready?
**[02:26] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[02:36] ---**
**Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!**
**[02:40] ---**
**Pop Team Epic!**
**[02:45] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[02:47] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[02:50] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[02:54] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[02:56] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[02:59] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[03:01] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[03:03] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[03:05] ---**
It was an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[03:08] ---**
Don't say that.
**[03:10] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[03:13] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[03:15] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[03:20] ---**
Man, I'm all alone. No customers...
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
**[03:26] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[03:28] ---**
Ah! A robber!
**[03:30] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[03:34] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[03:39] ---**
Get a move on!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[03:45] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[03:47] ---**
Money first!
**[03:50] ---**
Repent first.
**[03:52] ---**
Money!
**[03:54] ---**
Repent.
**[03:56] ---**
Money!
**[03:57] ---**
Re...
**[03:58] ---**
Whoa, whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[04:01] ---**
What's your deal?
**[04:03] ---**
This is my hit. Outta my way.
**[04:05] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[04:09] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, you went there!
**[04:13] ---**
Now you've done it!
**[04:15] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[04:15] ---**
Fight me!
**[04:17] ---**
Cut it out!
**[04:19] ---**
Both of you...
**[04:20] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[04:29] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[04:32] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[04:37] ---**
What's her deal?
**[04:39] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[04:40] ---**
Who're you?
**[04:41] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[04:44] ---**
I created her.
**[04:45] ---**
You "created" her?
**[04:47] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam War with a special forces unit.
**[04:52] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[04:55] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[04:58] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[05:01] ---**
O-Okay.
**[05:04] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[05:05] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[05:10] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[05:13] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[05:16] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[05:19] ---**
The war is over.
**[05:22] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[05:25] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[05:30] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[05:34] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[05:38] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[05:41] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[05:43] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[05:47] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[05:50] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[05:53] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[05:57] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[06:01] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[06:04] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[06:08] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[06:11] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[06:13] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[06:17] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[06:20] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[06:50] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[06:53] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[06:54] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[06:56] ---**
**We're launching a new corner
after the break!**
**[07:04] ---**
Bobunemimimmi!
**[07:07] ---**
Pipimi, where are you?
**[07:25] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[07:33] ---**
Showtime!
**[07:41] ---**
**All the kids and grownups,**
**[07:44] ---**
**And all the girls, too...**
**[07:47] ---**
**Our nostalgic future is a...**
**[07:50] ---**
**100 mega shock!**
**[07:53] ---**
**Sexy dynamite.**
**[07:55] ---**
**Itchy. Tasty.**
**[07:58] ---**
**No problem.**
**[08:01] ---**
**Everything's fine.**
**[08:04] ---**
**It's "Gamay Obera" again!**
**[08:07] ---**
**Pop team press "Up Up"!
(All your...)**
**[08:10] ---**
**Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)**
**[08:13] ---**
**The final attack is bitter-sweet.**
**[08:19] ---**
**Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)**
**[08:22] ---**
**Remember while looking at the moon!**
**[08:23] ---**
**Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)**
**[08:25] ---**
**Turn the Indian to the right.**
**[09:29] ---**
Bonus question!
**[09:32] ---**
One plus one is two, as you know.
**[09:36] ---**
But what is one plus one?
**[09:44] ---**
Two.
**[09:46] ---**
Two.
**[09:51] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[09:55] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[10:03] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the bath right now.
**[10:07] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[10:17] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[10:19] ---**
I do, I do!
**[10:20] ---**
Let's get small!
**[10:29] ---**
**Did you change up your shampoo?**
**[10:32] ---**
**Nope. I haven't.**
**[10:35] ---**
**But I did change my doll body.**
**[10:38] ---**
**Doll body.**
**[10:40] ---**
**Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!**
**[10:43] ---**
**Whoa, dude! Late on the first day?
Such bad karma!**
**[10:46] ---**
**Ooh! I've had "Slow" cast on me!**
**[10:49] ---**
**I'm ditching work...**
**[10:54] ---**
**Learn your own strength...
Why did you kill him?**
**[10:57] ---**
**Well, he just said... "Hawawa"...**
**[10:59] ---**
**I see.
It's okay to kill guys who use "Hawawa."**
**[11:03] ---**
**Hi. I'm a Multi-Creator.**
**[11:05] ---**
**Stronger than Multi-Missile?**
**[11:07] ---**
**Not sure.
But Multi-Creator is super-multi.**
**[11:09] ---**
**I fired Multi-Missiles to the Multi-Creator.**
**[11:12] ---**
**We fired Multi-Missiles
to the Multi-Creator!**
**[11:17] ---**
**Pipimi, stay still.**
**[11:22] ---**
**There was a woodpecker on you.**
**[11:24] ---**
**Thanks.**
**[11:36] ---**
What's the deal with this movie?
**[11:40] ---**
Final Fantasy was nice to loan it to us,
but what do we do with it now?
**[11:44] ---**
There's three of me,
and Pipimi is stuck in a rut.
**[11:47] ---**
I'm not stuck.
**[11:55] ---**
Woo-woo!
**[11:56] ---**
Woo-woo-woo! Your bestie is so metal.
**[12:00] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metalhead!
**[12:02] ---**
Let's go, Pipimi.
**[12:04] ---**
'Kay.
**[13:12] ---**
Can you do it?
**[13:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:15] ---**
Can you do it?
**[13:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:18] ---**
Show me what you got!
**[13:20] ---**
Rah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[13:24] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[13:27] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[13:34] ---**
**I couldn't do it.**
**[13:44] ---**
**Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice!
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys.**
**[13:49] ---**
Service, please!
**[13:49] ---**
**It's a sexy voice for you.**
**[13:54] ---**
Nameko...
**[13:56] ---**
Oroshi.
**[14:00] ---**
*It's a great sexy voice for you.*
**[14:15] ---**
Are you ready?
**[14:16] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[14:26] ---**
*Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!*
**[14:30] ---**
*Pop Team Epic!*
**[14:35] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[14:36] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[14:37] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[14:40] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[14:44] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[14:46] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[14:50] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[14:51] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[14:53] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[14:55] ---**
It was an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[14:58] ---**
Don't say that.
**[15:01] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[15:03] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[15:05] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[15:10] ---**
Man, I'm all alone. No customers...
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
**[15:16] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[15:18] ---**
Ah! A robber!
**[15:20] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[15:24] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[15:29] ---**
Get a move on!
**[15:32] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[15:35] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[15:37] ---**
Money first!
**[15:40] ---**
Repent first.
**[15:42] ---**
Money!
**[15:44] ---**
Repent.
**[15:46] ---**
Money!
**[15:47] ---**
Re...
**[15:48] ---**
Whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[15:51] ---**
What's your deal?
**[15:53] ---**
This is my hit. Outta my way.
**[15:56] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[15:59] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh, you went there! Now you've done it!
**[16:05] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[16:07] ---**
Cut it out!
**[16:09] ---**
Both of you...
**[16:10] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[16:19] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[16:22] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[16:27] ---**
What's her deal?
**[16:29] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[16:30] ---**
Who're you?
**[16:31] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[16:34] ---**
I created her.
**[16:35] ---**
You "created" her?
**[16:37] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam war with a special forces unit.
**[16:42] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[16:44] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[16:48] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[16:51] ---**
O-Okay.
**[16:54] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[16:55] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[17:00] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[17:03] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[17:06] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[17:09] ---**
The war is over.
**[17:12] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[17:16] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[17:20] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[17:25] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[17:28] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[17:31] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[17:33] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[17:37] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[17:40] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[17:43] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[17:47] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[17:51] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[17:54] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[17:57] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[18:01] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[18:03] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[18:07] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[18:10] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[18:21] ---**
Popuko!
**[18:40] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[18:43] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[18:44] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[18:46] ---**
*We're launching a new corner
after the break!*
**[18:54] ---**
Bobunemimimmi!
**[18:57] ---**
Pipimi, where did you go?
**[19:15] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[19:23] ---**
Showtime!
**[19:31] ---**
**All the kids and grownups,**
**[19:34] ---**
**And all the girls, too...**
**[19:37] ---**
**Our nostalgic future is a...**
**[19:40] ---**
**100 mega shock!**
**[19:43] ---**
**Sexy dynamite.**
**[19:44] ---**
**"You are the most..."**
**[19:45] ---**
**"Ugly one."**
**[19:45] ---**
**Itchy. Tasty.**
**[19:48] ---**
**No problem.**
**[19:51] ---**
**Everything's fine.**
**[19:53] ---**
**You have defeated King Pop.**
**[19:54] ---**
**It's "Gamay Obera" again!**
**[19:56] ---**
**Pop team, press “Up Up”!
(All your...)**
**[20:00] ---**
**Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)**
**[20:03] ---**
**The final attack is bitter-sweet.**
**[20:09] ---**
**Press “Left Right”!
(Belong to...)**
**[20:12] ---**
**Press “Left Right B A”!
(Us...)**
**[20:15] ---**
**Turn the Indian to the right.**
**[20:19] ---**
The end!
**[20:28] ---**
We wanted to highlight France's
traditions in this special.
**[20:31] ---**
So we're going to send the girls
to the Fest Noz in Brittany.
**[20:46] ---**
Fest Noz is super-fun!
**[20:48] ---**
Look! Everyone's dancing.
**[20:52] ---**
I love you, Brittany! You're the best!
**[20:55] ---**
I love it, too! I want to travel
around and see everything!
**[20:58] ---**
*The next day...*
**[21:02] ---**
French churches really are gorgeous.
Don't you agree?
**[21:06] ---**
Huh? Popuko?
**[21:11] ---**
These girls aren't hyped up enough!
**[21:19] ---**
Bonus question!
**[21:22] ---**
One plus one is two, as you know.
**[21:25] ---**
But what is one plus one?
**[21:34] ---**
Two.
**[21:36] ---**
Two.
**[21:41] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[21:45] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[21:53] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the tub right now.
**[21:57] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[22:07] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[22:08] ---**
I do, I do!
**[22:10] ---**
Let's get small!
**[22:19] ---**
**Don't turn your head...**
**[22:22] ---**
**I'm quite the head-turner.**
**[22:25] ---**
**I'm going up against
all the head-turning haters.**
**[22:28] ---**
**You're a head-turning liberator.**
**[22:30] ---**
**Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!**
**[22:33] ---**
**I'm leaving work on time! See ya!**
**[22:36] ---**
**Ooh! He cast "Overtime" on me!**
**[22:39] ---**
**Good thing I have magic resistance!**
**[22:44] ---**
**Did you clash with the
"Hawawa" citizens again?**
**[22:47] ---**
**He just said... he's now being "monetized."**
**[22:49] ---**
**Oh. He's a YouTuber.
Kill 'em while they're young.**
**[22:53] ---**
**Hi. I'm an anime producer.**
**[22:55] ---**
**You said you could cast that famous VA,
but they refused to voice this show!**
**[22:59] ---**
**I'm going to spare you this time.
But next time, I'll push this button.**
**[23:02] ---**
**King Records is evil!
(So is Takeshobo.)**
**[23:07] ---**
**Not you again!**
**[23:12] ---**
**What a wicked woodpecker.**
**[23:14] ---**
**He's "Wickpecker" for short.**
**[23:23] ---**
Check out these graphics.
**[23:26] ---**
Great mood.
**[23:28] ---**
True dat.
**[23:30] ---**
The air is so refreshing!
**[23:31] ---**
For real, tho.
**[23:33] ---**
Final Fantasy sure has a big budget.
**[23:37] ---**
Maybe I should "Job Change."
***SIGN*** *Hoshiiro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[24:47] ---**
I hope they get all your tartar off.
**[24:51] ---**
Me, too.
**[24:54] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[24:59] ---**
Hiyashi tofu and hiyayakko's
only difference is...
**[25:02] ---**
Their size.
**[25:10] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:12] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:13] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:14] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:15] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[25:17] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:19] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:24] ---**
Okay.
**[25:25] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[25:29] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-Doesn't hurt a bit!
**[25:33] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[25:39] ---**
Ow... I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[25:47] ---**
Hey, new college grads,
let's use our imaginations!
**[25:52] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want
with the power of imagination!
**[26:00] ---**
Imagination!
**[26:02] ---**
Aw, yeah!
**[26:08] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[26:19] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[26:23] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[26:26] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[26:30] ---**
But no vampire lets me stab them.
**[26:35] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[26:37] ---**
Uh, b-but I...
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
**[26:43] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[26:51] ---**
I plead...
**[26:54] ---**
Innocent.
**[26:56] ---**
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
**[27:00] ---**
Innocent.
**[27:01] ---**
Free her!
**[27:17] ---**
**The golden season is gone.**
**[27:21] ---**
**We can barely find any VAs for the show.**
**[27:25] ---**
**I think we've milked
this stupid anime dry.**
**[27:33] ---**
**Our parodies of major works...**
**[27:36] ---**
**get buried when we take them too far.**
**[27:41] ---**
**When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,**
**[27:45] ---**
**they also never get shown on air.**
**[27:51] ---**
**We won't attempt to flatter our followers.**
**[27:55] ---**
**And we couldn't care
less about the haters.**
**[27:59] ---**
**You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.**
**[28:11] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[28:13] ---**
I just saw the concept of
coolness reach max.
**[28:17] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[28:19] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[28:25] ---**
Throw it far, okay?
**[28:26] ---**
I've got this!
**[28:28] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:36] ---**
I'll try the next one.
**[28:37] ---**
Please do, please do.
**[28:39] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:43] ---**
No way.
**[28:51] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:53] ---**
He loves me not.
**[28:55] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:58] ---**
He loves me not.
**[29:00] ---**
He loves me.
**[29:02] ---**
He...
**[29:05] ---**
He... He...
**[29:08] ---**
Resurrection.
**[29:23] ---**
Bobumi!
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[29:24] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[29:25] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[29:28] ---**
...pota-mouth!
**[29:37] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking!
**[29:42] ---**
Pop Epic...
**[29:43] ---**
Cooking!
**[29:45] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[29:49] ---**
Get in line.
**[29:53] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[30:02] ---**
**It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...**
**[30:06] ---**
**are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.**
**[30:10] ---**
**What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?**
**[30:15] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[30:19] ---**
But we only have four grace frames.
**[30:22] ---**
Which means?
**[30:24] ---**
I know! I know!
**[30:27] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
**[30:32] ---**
But a with light punch...
**[30:33] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[30:34] ---**
Oh my God, what have you done!
**[30:37] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[30:40] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[30:43] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[30:45] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[30:50] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead!
**[30:56] ---**
Tsk. Now you're springing quests on us?
**[30:59] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[31:03] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[31:05] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[31:07] ---**
So, let's go.
**[31:14] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[31:19] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[31:22] ---**
then took an epic fall when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[31:25] ---**
My bike broke down,
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[31:30] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[31:34] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[31:36] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[31:40] ---**
Not this time.
**[31:42] ---**
Why?
**[31:43] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[31:49] ---**
Look to your right.
**[31:54] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[31:57] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[32:00] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[32:03] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[32:22] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[32:24] ---**
What's their deal?
**[32:28] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[32:33] ---**
You ass...
**[32:40] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[32:44] ---**
Let's rumble.
**[32:59] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[33:01] ---**
Four frames, remember?
**[33:03] ---**
Four frames...
**[33:06] ---**
Hit him with a light punch!
**[33:19] ---**
Popchin wins!
**[33:21] ---**
Well done, Popchin.
**[33:23] ---**
Daddy!
**[33:32] ---**
Uh-oh...
**[33:34] ---**
Pop Team Epic's ratings rely on
the ages 4-10 demographic.
**[33:38] ---**
You know who to call.
**[33:40] ---**
Ooh, right.
**[33:41] ---**
Okay, kids at home! Call him with us.
**[33:44] ---**
Shota Aoi, do something!
**[33:49] ---**
Hello!
**[33:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[33:55] ---**
See for yourself, Shota Aoi.
**[33:58] ---**
Poor little tyke.
**[34:00] ---**
Okay. I've got this.
**[34:02] ---**
I can control space-time at will.
**[34:06] ---**
Here goes!
***SIGN*** *Hoshi-iro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[36:25] ---**
I hope they get all your tartar off.
**[36:29] ---**
Me, too.
**[36:31] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[36:37] ---**
Hiyashi tofu and hiyayakko's
only difference is their size.
**[36:48] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:49] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:50] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:52] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:53] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[36:55] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[36:57] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[37:04] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[37:07] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-Doesn't hurt a bit!
**[37:11] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[37:16] ---**
Ow... I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[37:25] ---**
Hey, new college- rads,
let's use our imaginations!
**[37:30] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
**[37:37] ---**
Imagination!
**[37:40] ---**
Aw, yeah!
**[37:45] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[37:57] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[38:01] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[38:04] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[38:08] ---**
But no vampire lets me stab them.
**[38:13] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[38:15] ---**
Uh, b- but I...
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
**[38:21] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[38:30] ---**
I plead...
**[38:32] ---**
Innocent.
**[38:34] ---**
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
**[38:38] ---**
She's innocent! Rule her innocent! Innocent!
**[38:55] ---**
**The golden season is gone.**
**[38:59] ---**
**We can barely find any VAs for the show.**
**[39:03] ---**
**I think we've milked this stupid anime dry.**
**[39:11] ---**
**Our parodies of major works...**
**[39:14] ---**
**get buried when we take them too far.**
**[39:19] ---**
**When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,**
**[39:23] ---**
**they also never get shown on air.**
**[39:29] ---**
**We won't attempt to flatter our followers.**
**[39:33] ---**
**And we couldn't care
less about the haters.**
**[39:37] ---**
**You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.**
**[39:48] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[39:51] ---**
I just saw the concept
of coolness reach max.
**[39:54] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[39:57] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[40:03] ---**
Throw it far, okay?
**[40:05] ---**
I've got this!
**[40:06] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[40:14] ---**
I'll try the next one.
**[40:15] ---**
Please do, please do.
**[40:17] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[40:21] ---**
No way.
**[40:28] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:31] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:34] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:36] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:38] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:39] ---**
He...
**[40:43] ---**
He... He...
**[40:46] ---**
Resurrection.
**[40:54] ---**
He loves me!
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
**[41:01] ---**
Bobumi!
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[41:02] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[41:03] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[41:14] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking!
**[41:20] ---**
Pop Epic...
**[41:21] ---**
Cooking!
**[41:23] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[41:27] ---**
Get in line.
**[41:31] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[41:40] ---**
**It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...**
**[41:44] ---**
**are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.**
**[41:48] ---**
**What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?**
**[41:53] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[41:57] ---**
But we only have four grace frames.
**[42:01] ---**
Which means?
**[42:02] ---**
I know! I know!
**[42:05] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
**[42:09] ---**
But with a light punch...
**[42:11] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[42:13] ---**
Oh my God, what have you done!
**[42:15] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[42:18] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[42:21] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[42:23] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[42:28] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead.
**[42:34] ---**
Now you're springing quests on us?
**[42:37] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[42:41] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[42:43] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[42:45] ---**
So, let's go.
**[42:52] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[42:56] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[42:59] ---**
then took an epic fall when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[43:03] ---**
My bike broke down,
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[43:08] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[43:12] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[43:15] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[43:18] ---**
Not this time.
**[43:19] ---**
Why?
**[43:20] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[43:27] ---**
Look to your right.
**[43:32] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[43:34] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[43:38] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[43:41] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[44:00] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[44:01] ---**
What's their deal?
**[44:06] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[44:11] ---**
You ass...
**[44:18] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[44:22] ---**
Let's rumble.
**[44:35] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[44:39] ---**
Four frames, remember?
**[44:41] ---**
Four frames...
**[44:43] ---**
Hit him with a light punch...
**[44:48] ---**
I'm correcting you!
**[44:53] ---**
Wait a second!
**[44:57] ---**
He has a young daughter!
**[45:01] ---**
Look at her!
**[45:07] ---**
Time to go home, Poppy.
**[45:09] ---**
What a narrow escape.
**[45:12] ---**
All's well that ends well.
**[45:15] ---**
It's not at all "well"!
**[45:19] ---**
This mountain's security is in jeopardy
with these two around.
**[45:22] ---**
P-Please, listen to me.
**[45:24] ---**
I want to turn over a new leaf.
Stop being evil.
**[45:28] ---**
Right now, I'm content just
riding with a gang I like.
**[45:32] ---**
See? He's reformed.
**[45:33] ---**
But that won't do!
**[45:34] ---**
He's the scum of society.
**[45:37] ---**
Eh? Things got pretty effed up, huh?
**[45:40] ---**
Whatever shall I do?
**[45:42] ---**
It ends here, Shota Aoi.
**[45:45] ---**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[45:49] ---**
Today, I will put an end to you.
**[45:52] ---**
Put an end to me?
**[45:54] ---**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[45:58] ---**
Just who do you think you are?
**[46:16] ---**
It's me?
# E2 - White Tiger ver
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65P49GD6/white-tiger-ver)
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**[00:05] ---**
Woo-woo!
**[00:06] ---**
Woo-woo! Your bestie is sooo metal.
**[00:10] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metal-head!
**[00:13] ---**
- Let's go, Pipimi.
- 'Kay.
**[01:23] ---**
- Can you do it?
- Yeah.
**[01:26] ---**
- Can you do it?
- Yeah!
**[01:28] ---**
Show me what you got!
**[01:30] ---**
Raaah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[01:34] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[01:38] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[01:44] ---**
*I couldn't do it.*
***SIGN*** *Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice,
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys*
**[01:59] ---**
Service, please!
***SIGN*** *It's a sexy voice for you.*
**[02:04] ---**
Whelk...
**[02:06] ---**
Sushi...
**[02:10] ---**
*It's a sexy voice. A strong, sexy voice, baby.*
**[02:25] ---**
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[02:36] ---**
*Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!*
**[02:40] ---**
*Pop Team Epic!*
**[02:45] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[02:47] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[02:51] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[02:54] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[02:57] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[03:00] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[03:01] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[03:03] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[03:06] ---**
It's an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[03:08] ---**
Don't say that.
**[03:11] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[03:13] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[03:15] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[03:20] ---**
Man, I'm all alone, no customers.
This is boring.
**[03:27] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[03:28] ---**
Ahhh! A robber!
**[03:31] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[03:32] ---**
Please don't kill me!
**[03:34] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[03:38] ---**
Spare my life!
**[03:40] ---**
Get a move on!
**[03:41] ---**
Make it stop!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[03:43] ---**
Now there's another one!
**[03:45] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[03:46] ---**
What does that mean?
**[03:47] ---**
Money first!
**[03:48] ---**
Okay!
**[03:50] ---**
Repent first.
**[03:53] ---**
Money!
**[03:54] ---**
Why me?
**[03:54] ---**
Repent.
**[03:56] ---**
Money!
**[03:56] ---**
Help!
**[03:58] ---**
Re...
**[03:59] ---**
Whoa, whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[04:01] ---**
What's your deal?
**[04:03] ---**
This's my hit. Outta my way.
**[04:06] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[04:10] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[04:13] ---**
- Oh, you went there!
- Now you've done it!
**[04:15] ---**
- Say your prayers!
- Fight me!
**[04:17] ---**
Cut it out!
**[04:19] ---**
Both of you...
**[04:21] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[04:29] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[04:33] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[04:38] ---**
What's her deal...
**[04:39] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[04:40] ---**
Who're you?
**[04:41] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[04:44] ---**
- I created her.
- You "created" her?
**[04:47] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam War with a special forces unit.
**[04:52] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[04:55] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[04:58] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[05:01] ---**
O-okay.
**[05:04] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[05:06] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[05:10] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[05:13] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[05:17] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[05:19] ---**
The war is over.
**[05:22] ---**
Nothing's over for me. Nothing's over for me, man!
**[05:26] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[05:30] ---**
I bought the clothes I liked,
but they got dissed!
**[05:35] ---**
Everyone on social media called them lame!
**[05:38] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[05:41] ---**
Your fashion sense was bad.
**[05:43] ---**
It "was" bad?
When will my time come?
**[05:47] ---**
At least these clothes
were in a fashion magazine!
**[05:50] ---**
Would a self-declared fashion leader
die in a place like this?
**[05:54] ---**
I've played numerous cute anime characters.
**[05:57] ---**
But they always put me as the last act at events!
**[06:01] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[06:04] ---**
I want to be adored like the others.
**[06:08] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[06:11] ---**
I'm a multi-talented voice actress!
**[06:18] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[06:20] ---**
Dreams where my senryu poetry totally bombs.
**[06:50] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[06:53] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[06:54] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[06:56] ---**
*We're launching a new corner
after the break!*
**[07:04] ---**
BOBUNEMIMIMMI
**[07:07] ---**
Pipimi, where are you?
**[07:25] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[07:33] ---**
Showtime!
**[07:41] ---**
*All the kids and grownups,*
**[07:44] ---**
*And all the girls, too...*
**[07:47] ---**
*Our nostalgic future is a...*
**[07:50] ---**
*100 mega shock!*
**[07:53] ---**
*Sexy dynamite.*
**[07:55] ---**
*Itchy. Tasty.*
**[07:58] ---**
*No problem.*
**[08:01] ---**
*Everything's fine.*
**[08:04] ---**
*It's "Gamay Obera" again!*
**[08:07] ---**
*Pop team press "Up Up"!
(All your...)*
**[08:10] ---**
*Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)*
**[08:13] ---**
*The final attack is bitter-sweet.*
**[08:19] ---**
*Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)*
***SIGN*** *Remember while looking at the moon!*
**[08:22] ---**
*Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)*
**[08:25] ---**
*Turn the Indian to the right.*
**[09:29] ---**
Bonus question!
**[09:32] ---**
1+1 is 2, as you know.
**[09:35] ---**
But what is 1+1?
**[09:44] ---**
2.
**[09:46] ---**
2.
**[09:51] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[09:55] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[10:03] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the bath right now.
**[10:07] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[10:17] ---**
- Do you know what this is?
- I do, I do!
**[10:20] ---**
Let's get small!
**[10:26] ---**
Not like this...
***SIGN*** *Did you change up your shampoo?*
***SIGN*** *Nope. I haven't.*
***SIGN*** *But I did change my doll body.*
***SIGN*** *Doll body.*
***SIGN*** *Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!*
***SIGN*** *Whoa, dude! Late on the first day?
Such bad karma!*
***SIGN*** *Ooh! I've had "Slow" cast on me!*
***SIGN*** *I'm ditching work...*
***SIGN*** *Learn your own strength...
Why did you kill him?*
***SIGN*** *Well, he just said... "Hawawa"...*
***SIGN*** *I see.
It's okay to kill guys who use "Hawawa."*
***SIGN*** *Hi. I'm a Multi-Creator.*
***SIGN*** *Stronger than Multi-Missile?*
***SIGN*** *Not sure.
But Multi-Creator is super-multi.*
***SIGN*** *I fired Multi-Missiles to the Multi-Creator.*
***SIGN*** *We fired Multi-Missiles
to the Multi-Creator!*
***SIGN*** *Pipimi, stay still.*
***SIGN*** *- There was a woodpecker on you.
- Thanks.*
**[11:30] ---**
Here we with the audio commentary.
I'm Popuko.
**[11:33] ---**
And I'm Pipimi.
**[11:34] ---**
We said that.
**[11:36] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:36] ---**
So this video... doesn't look familiar at all.
**[11:40] ---**
What do you think it is?
**[11:41] ---**
Looks like we borrowed it from a sci-fi title.
**[11:44] ---**
There are three of me, and...
**[11:46] ---**
Pipimi, are you preoccupied?
**[11:47] ---**
No, I'm not.
**[11:55] ---**
Woo-woo!
**[11:56] ---**
Woo-woo-woo! Your bestie is sooo metal.
**[12:00] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metal-head!
**[12:03] ---**
- Let's go, Pipimi.
- 'Kay.
**[13:12] ---**
- Can you do it?
- Yeah.
**[13:15] ---**
- Can you do it?
- Yeah!
**[13:18] ---**
Show me what you got!
**[13:20] ---**
Raaah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[13:24] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[13:27] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[13:32] ---**
*I couldn't do it.*
***SIGN*** *Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice,
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys*
**[13:49] ---**
Service, please!
***SIGN*** *It's a sexy voice for you.*
**[13:52] ---**
Hello.
**[13:54] ---**
Ikebana...
**[13:56] ---**
Idiot.
**[13:59] ---**
You get it, right?
**[14:00] ---**
*It's a great sexy voice for you.*
**[14:15] ---**
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[14:26] ---**
*Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!*
**[14:30] ---**
*Pop Team Epic!*
**[14:35] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[14:36] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[14:37] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[14:41] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[14:44] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[14:46] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[14:50] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[14:51] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[14:53] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[14:55] ---**
It's an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[14:58] ---**
Don't say that.
**[15:00] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[15:03] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[15:05] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[15:11] ---**
Man, I'm all alone, no customers.
This is boring.
**[15:16] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[15:18] ---**
Ahhh! A robber!
**[15:21] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[15:24] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[15:28] ---**
Okay!
**[15:29] ---**
Get a move on!
**[15:31] ---**
Okay!
**[15:32] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[15:33] ---**
Okay!
**[15:35] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[15:37] ---**
Money first!
**[15:38] ---**
Okay!
**[15:40] ---**
Repent first.
**[15:43] ---**
Money!
**[15:44] ---**
Okay!
**[15:44] ---**
Repent.
**[15:46] ---**
Money!
**[15:47] ---**
Okay!
**[15:47] ---**
- Re...
- Whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[15:51] ---**
What's your deal?
**[15:53] ---**
This's my hit. Outta my way.
**[15:55] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[15:59] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[16:03] ---**
- Oh, you went there!
- Now you've done it!
**[16:05] ---**
- Say your prayers!
**[16:07] ---**
Cut it out!
**[16:09] ---**
Both of you...
**[16:11] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[16:19] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[16:22] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[16:27] ---**
What's her deal...
**[16:29] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[16:30] ---**
Who're you?
**[16:32] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[16:34] ---**
- I created her.
- You "created" her?
**[16:37] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam war in the special forces unit.
**[16:42] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[16:45] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[16:48] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[16:51] ---**
O-okay.
**[16:54] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[16:56] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[17:00] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[17:03] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[17:07] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[17:09] ---**
The war is over.
**[17:12] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[17:16] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[17:20] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[17:23] ---**
I worked you too hard.
**[17:25] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[17:28] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[17:31] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[17:33] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[17:37] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[17:40] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[17:44] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[17:47] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[17:52] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[17:54] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[17:58] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[18:01] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[18:03] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[18:07] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[18:10] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[18:40] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[18:43] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[18:44] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[18:46] ---**
*We're launching a new corner
after the break!*
**[18:55] ---**
BOBUNEMIMIMMI
**[18:57] ---**
Pipimi, where did you go?
**[19:15] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[19:23] ---**
Showtime!
**[19:31] ---**
*All the kids and grownups,*
**[19:34] ---**
*And all the girls, too...*
**[19:37] ---**
*Our nostalgic future is a...*
**[19:40] ---**
*100 mega shock!*
**[19:42] ---**
*Sexy dynamite.*
***SIGN*** *"You are the most...
- Ugly one."*
**[19:45] ---**
*Itchy. Tasty.*
**[19:48] ---**
*No problem.*
**[19:51] ---**
*Everything's fine.*
***SIGN*** *You have defeated King Pop.*
**[19:54] ---**
*It's "Gamay Obera" again!*
**[19:57] ---**
*Pop team, press “Up Up”!
(All your...)*
**[20:00] ---**
*Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)*
**[20:03] ---**
*The final attack is bitter-sweet.*
**[20:09] ---**
*Press “Left Right”!
(Belong to...)*
**[20:12] ---**
*Press “Left Right B A”!
(Us...)*
**[20:15] ---**
*Turn the Indian to the right.*
**[20:20] ---**
The end!
**[20:28] ---**
We wanted to highlight France's
traditions in this special.
**[20:31] ---**
So we're going to send the girls
to the Fest Noz in Brittany.
**[20:46] ---**
Fest Noz is super-fun!
**[20:48] ---**
Look! Everyone's dancing.
**[20:52] ---**
I love you, Brittany! You're the best!
**[20:55] ---**
I love it, too! I want to travel
around and see everything!
**[20:58] ---**
*The next day...*
**[21:03] ---**
French churches really are gorgeous.
Don't you agree?
**[21:06] ---**
Huh? Popuko?
**[21:11] ---**
These girls aren't hyped up enough!
**[21:19] ---**
Bonus question!
**[21:22] ---**
1+1 is 2, as you know.
**[21:26] ---**
But what is 1+1?
**[21:34] ---**
Just laugh. 2.
**[21:36] ---**
Y'know, 2.
**[21:42] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[21:45] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[21:53] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the tub right now.
**[21:57] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[22:07] ---**
- Do you know what this is?
- I do, I do!
**[22:10] ---**
Let's get small!
***SIGN*** *Don't turn your head...*
***SIGN*** *I'm quite the head-turner.*
***SIGN*** *I'm going up against
all the head-turning haters.*
***SIGN*** *You're a head-turning liberator.*
***SIGN*** *Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!*
***SIGN*** *I'm leaving work on time! See ya!*
***SIGN*** *Ooh! He cast "Overtime" on me!*
***SIGN*** *Good thing I have magic-resistance!*
***SIGN*** *Did you clash with the
"Hawawa" citizens again?*
***SIGN*** *He just said...he's now being "monetized."*
***SIGN*** *Oh. He's a YouTuber.
Kill 'em while they're young.*
***SIGN*** *Hi. I'm an anime producer.*
***SIGN*** *You said you could cast that famous VA,
but they refused to voice this show!*
***SIGN*** *I'm going to spare you this time.
But next time, I'll push this button.*
***SIGN*** *King Records is evil!
(So is Takeshobo)*
***SIGN*** *Not you again!*
***SIGN*** *- What a wicked woodpecker.
- He's Wickpecker for short.*
**[23:20] ---**
Check out these graphics.
**[23:24] ---**
Great mood.
**[23:25] ---**
No weapons!
**[23:27] ---**
Final Fantasy sure has a big budget.
**[23:35] ---**
I'm gonna gun it, Poporo!
**[23:38] ---**
Sounds like fun!
***SIGN*** *Hoshiiro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[24:47] ---**
- I hope they get all your tartar off.
- Me too.
**[24:54] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[24:59] ---**
Hiyashi-dofu and hiya-yakko's
only difference is...
**[25:02] ---**
Their size.
**[25:04] ---**
I like hiya-yakko!
**[25:10] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:12] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:13] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:14] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:15] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[25:18] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:19] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:26] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[25:29] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-doesn't hurt a bit!
**[25:33] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[25:39] ---**
Owww. I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[25:42] ---**
Like, the most pain I've ever experienced.
**[25:47] ---**
Hey, new college-grads,
let's use our imaginations!
**[25:52] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
**[25:57] ---**
We'll use the corner of a new eraser!
**[26:00] ---**
Imagination!
**[26:02] ---**
Awww yeah!
**[26:06] ---**
Yeah, yeah! Ride on, ride on!
**[26:08] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[26:11] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[26:19] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[26:23] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[26:26] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[26:30] ---**
But no vampires lets me stab them.
**[26:35] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[26:37] ---**
Uh, b-but I...
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
**[26:44] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[26:52] ---**
I plead...
**[26:55] ---**
Innocent.
**[26:56] ---**
Innocent, Innocent. Super-innocent!
**[26:59] ---**
Innocent.
**[27:01] ---**
Free her!
**[27:17] ---**
*The golden season is gone.*
**[27:21] ---**
*We can barely find any VAs for the show.*
**[27:25] ---**
*I think we've milked
this stupid anime dry.*
**[27:33] ---**
*Our parodies of major works...*
**[27:36] ---**
*get buried when we take it too far.*
**[27:41] ---**
*When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,*
**[27:45] ---**
*they also never get shown on air.*
**[27:51] ---**
*We won't attempt to flatter our followers.*
**[27:55] ---**
*And we couldn't care
less about the haters.*
**[27:59] ---**
*You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.*
**[28:11] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[28:13] ---**
I just saw the concept of
coolness reach max.
**[28:16] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[28:19] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[28:26] ---**
- Throw it far, okay?
- I've got this!
**[28:29] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:36] ---**
- I'll try the next one.
- Please do, please do.
**[28:39] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:45] ---**
No way.
**[28:51] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:54] ---**
He loves me not.
**[28:57] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:58] ---**
He loves me not.
**[29:00] ---**
He loves me.
**[29:02] ---**
He...
**[29:06] ---**
He... he...
**[29:09] ---**
Resurrection.
**[29:23] ---**
BOBUMI
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[29:24] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[29:25] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[29:28] ---**
...pota-mouth!
**[29:37] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking
**[29:42] ---**
- Pop Epic...
- Cooking!
**[29:46] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[29:50] ---**
Get in line.
**[29:53] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[30:02] ---**
*It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...*
**[30:06] ---**
*are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.*
**[30:10] ---**
*What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?*
**[30:15] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[30:19] ---**
But we only have 4 grace frames.
**[30:22] ---**
Which means?
**[30:24] ---**
I know! I know!
**[30:27] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within 4 frames.
**[30:31] ---**
But a with light punch...
**[30:33] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[30:35] ---**
Oh my god, what have you done!
**[30:38] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[30:40] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[30:43] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[30:45] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[30:50] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead!
**[30:57] ---**
Tsk. Now you're springing quests on us?
**[31:00] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[31:04] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[31:06] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[31:08] ---**
So, let's go.
**[31:14] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[31:19] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[31:22] ---**
then fell epically when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[31:26] ---**
My bike broke down
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[31:31] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[31:36] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[31:38] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[31:41] ---**
- Not this time.
- Why?
**[31:43] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[31:49] ---**
Look to your right.
**[31:54] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[31:56] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[32:00] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[32:03] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[32:22] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[32:24] ---**
What's their deal?
**[32:28] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[32:33] ---**
You ass...
**[32:40] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[32:44] ---**
Let's rumble.
**[32:58] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[33:01] ---**
4 frames, remember?
**[33:03] ---**
4 frames...
**[33:06] ---**
Hit him with a light punch!
**[33:19] ---**
Popchin wins!
**[33:21] ---**
Well done, Popchin.
**[33:23] ---**
Daddy!
**[33:32] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[33:34] ---**
Pop Team Epic's ratings rely on
the age 4-10 demographic...
**[33:38] ---**
You know who to call.
**[33:40] ---**
Ooh, right.
**[33:41] ---**
Okay, kids at home! Call him with us.
**[33:44] ---**
Shota Aoi, do something!
**[33:49] ---**
Hellooo!
**[33:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[33:55] ---**
See for yourself, Shota Aoi.
**[33:58] ---**
Poor little tyke.
**[34:00] ---**
Okay. I've got this.
**[34:02] ---**
I can control spacetime at will.
**[34:06] ---**
Here goes!
***SIGN*** *Hoshi-iro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[36:25] ---**
- I hope they get all your tartar off.
- Me too.
**[36:32] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[36:37] ---**
Hiyashi-dofu and hiya-yakko's
only difference is their size.
**[36:48] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:50] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:51] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:52] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:53] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[36:55] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[36:57] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[37:04] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[37:08] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-doesn't hurt a bit!
**[37:12] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[37:17] ---**
Owww. I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[37:26] ---**
Hey, new college-grads, let's
use our imaginations!
**[37:30] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
**[37:35] ---**
Imagination!
**[37:39] ---**
Awww yeah!
**[37:45] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[37:57] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[38:01] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[38:04] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[38:08] ---**
But no vampires lets me stab them.
**[38:13] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[38:15] ---**
Uh, b- but I...
**[38:21] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[38:30] ---**
I plead...
**[38:32] ---**
Innocent.
**[38:34] ---**
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
**[38:38] ---**
She's innocent!
**[38:55] ---**
*The golden season is gone.*
**[38:59] ---**
*We can barely find any VAs for the show.*
**[39:03] ---**
*I think we've milked this stupid anime dry.*
**[39:11] ---**
*Our parodies of major works...*
**[39:14] ---**
*get buried when we take it too far.*
**[39:19] ---**
*When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,*
**[39:23] ---**
*they also never get shown on air.*
**[39:29] ---**
*We won't attempt to flatter our followers.*
**[39:33] ---**
*And we couldn't care
less about the haters.*
**[39:37] ---**
*You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.*
**[39:49] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[39:51] ---**
I just saw the concept
of coolness reach max.
**[39:54] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[39:57] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[40:04] ---**
- Throw it far, okay?
- I've got this!
**[40:06] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[40:14] ---**
- I'll try the next one.
- Please do, please do.
**[40:17] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[40:28] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:30] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:31] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:33] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:34] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:36] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:37] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:44] ---**
He...he...
**[40:47] ---**
Resurrection.
**[41:01] ---**
BOBUMI
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[41:02] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[41:03] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[41:15] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking
**[41:20] ---**
- Pop Epic...
- Cooking!
**[41:23] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[41:28] ---**
Get in line.
**[41:31] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[41:40] ---**
*It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...*
**[41:44] ---**
*are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.*
**[41:48] ---**
*What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?*
**[41:53] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[41:57] ---**
But we only have four grace frames.
**[42:00] ---**
Which means?
**[42:02] ---**
I know! I know!
**[42:05] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
**[42:09] ---**
But with a light punch...
**[42:11] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[42:13] ---**
Oh my god, what have you done!
**[42:16] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[42:18] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[42:21] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[42:23] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[42:28] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead.
**[42:35] ---**
Now you're springing quests on us?
**[42:37] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[42:41] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[42:44] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[42:45] ---**
So, let's go.
**[42:52] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[42:56] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[42:59] ---**
then fell epically when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[43:03] ---**
My bike broke down
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[43:08] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[43:11] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[43:15] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[43:19] ---**
- Not this time.
- Why?
**[43:21] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[43:27] ---**
Look to your right.
**[43:31] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[43:34] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[43:37] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[43:40] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[44:00] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[44:02] ---**
What's their deal?
**[44:06] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[44:11] ---**
You ass...
**[44:18] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[44:22] ---**
Let's rumble.
**[44:36] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[44:39] ---**
4 frames, remember?
**[44:41] ---**
4 frames...
**[44:44] ---**
Hit him with a light punch...
**[44:53] ---**
Wait a second!
**[44:57] ---**
He has a young daughter!
**[45:01] ---**
Look at her!
**[45:07] ---**
Time to go home, Poppy.
**[45:09] ---**
What a narrow escape.
**[45:12] ---**
All's well that ends well.
**[45:15] ---**
It's not at all "well"!
**[45:19] ---**
This mountain's security is in jeopardy
with these two around.
**[45:23] ---**
P-please, listen to me.
**[45:24] ---**
I want to turn over a new leaf.
Stop being evil.
**[45:28] ---**
Right now I'm content just
riding with a gang I like.
**[45:33] ---**
- See? He's reformed.
- But that won't do!
**[45:35] ---**
He's the scum of society.
**[45:37] ---**
Ehhh? Things got pretty effed up, huh?
**[45:41] ---**
Whatever shall I do?
**[45:42] ---**
It ends here, Shota Aoi.
**[45:45] ---**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[45:49] ---**
Today, I will put an end to you.
**[45:52] ---**
Put an end to me?
**[45:54] ---**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[45:58] ---**
Just who do you think you are?
**[46:16] ---**
It's me?
# E3 - Vermilion Bird ver
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDKXMGGY/vermilion-bird-ver)
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**[00:05] ---**
Woo-woo!
**[00:06] ---**
Woo-woo! Your bestie is sooo metal.
**[00:10] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metal-head!
**[00:13] ---**
Let's get some shade, Pipimi.
**[00:15] ---**
'Kay.
**[01:23] ---**
Can you do it?
**[01:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:25] ---**
Can you do it?
**[01:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[01:28] ---**
Can you do it with natural oil?!
**[01:30] ---**
Raaah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[01:34] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[01:37] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[01:43] ---**
*She stole my eyes?*
**[01:54] ---**
**Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice,
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys**
**[01:59] ---**
Service, please!
**[01:59] ---**
**It's a sexy voice for you.**
**[02:04] ---**
Banana...
**[02:06] ---**
Muffin.
**[02:10] ---**
**It's a sexy voice. A
strong, sexy voice, baby.**
**[02:25] ---**
Are you ready?
**[02:26] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[02:36] ---**
*Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!*
**[02:40] ---**
*Pop Team Epic!*
**[02:45] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[02:47] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[02:51] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[02:54] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[02:57] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[03:00] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[03:01] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[03:03] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[03:05] ---**
It's an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[03:08] ---**
Don't say that.
**[03:11] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[03:13] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[03:15] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[03:20] ---**
Man, I'm all alone, no customers;
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
**[03:26] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[03:28] ---**
Ahhh! A robber!
**[03:31] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[03:34] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[03:39] ---**
Get a move on!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[03:45] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[03:47] ---**
Money first!
**[03:50] ---**
Repent first.
**[03:52] ---**
Money!
**[03:54] ---**
Repent.
**[03:56] ---**
Money!
**[03:57] ---**
Re...
**[03:58] ---**
Whoa, whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[04:01] ---**
What's your deal?
**[04:03] ---**
This's my hit. Outta my way.
**[04:05] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[04:10] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[04:12] ---**
Now you've done it!
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, you went there!
**[04:15] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[04:15] ---**
Fight me!
**[04:17] ---**
Cut it out!
**[04:18] ---**
Both of you...
**[04:20] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[04:29] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[04:32] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[04:37] ---**
What's her deal...
**[04:39] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[04:40] ---**
Who're you?
**[04:41] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[04:44] ---**
I created her.
**[04:45] ---**
You "created" her?
**[04:47] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam War with a special forces unit.
**[04:52] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[04:55] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[04:58] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[05:01] ---**
O-okay.
**[05:04] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[05:06] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[05:10] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[05:13] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[05:16] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[05:18] ---**
The war is over. Hand that thing over!
**[05:22] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[05:26] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[05:30] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[05:35] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[05:38] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[05:41] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[05:43] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[05:47] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[05:50] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[05:54] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[05:57] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[06:02] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[06:04] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[06:08] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[06:11] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[06:13] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[06:18] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[06:20] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[06:29] ---**
Get up, Popuko.
**[06:32] ---**
Maj—I mean, Colonel!
**[06:35] ---**
Yeah, I got promoted.
**[06:50] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[06:53] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[06:54] ---**
Memento Mori!
**[06:56] ---**
**We're launching a new corner
after the break!**
**[07:04] ---**
BOBUNEMIMIMMI
**[07:07] ---**
Pipimi, where are you?
**[07:25] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[07:33] ---**
Showtime!
**[07:41] ---**
**All the kids and grownups,**
**[07:44] ---**
**And all the girls, too...**
**[07:47] ---**
**Our nostalgic future is a...**
**[07:50] ---**
**100 mega shock!**
**[07:53] ---**
**Sexy dynamite.**
**[07:55] ---**
**Itchy. Tasty.**
**[07:58] ---**
**No problem.**
**[08:01] ---**
**Everything's fine.**
**[08:04] ---**
**It's "Gamay Obera" again!**
**[08:07] ---**
**Pop team press "Up Up"!
(All your...)**
**[08:10] ---**
**Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)**
**[08:13] ---**
**The final attack is bitter-sweet.**
**[08:19] ---**
**Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)**
**[08:22] ---**
**Remember while looking at the moon!**
**[08:23] ---**
**Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)**
**[08:25] ---**
**Turn the Indian to the right.**
**[09:29] ---**
Bonus question!
**[09:33] ---**
1+1 is 2, as you know.
**[09:36] ---**
But what is 1+1?
**[09:44] ---**
2.
**[09:47] ---**
2.
**[09:51] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[09:55] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[10:03] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the bath right now.
**[10:07] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[10:17] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[10:18] ---**
I do, I do!
**[10:20] ---**
Let's get small!
**[10:29] ---**
**Did you change up your shampoo?**
**[10:32] ---**
**Nope. I haven't.**
**[10:35] ---**
**But I did change my doll body.**
**[10:38] ---**
**Doll body.**
**[10:40] ---**
**Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!**
**[10:43] ---**
**Whoa, dude! Late on the first day?
Such bad karma!**
**[10:46] ---**
**Ooh! I've had "Slow" cast on me!**
**[10:49] ---**
**I'm ditching work...**
**[10:54] ---**
**Learn your own strength...
Why did you kill him?**
**[10:57] ---**
**Well, he just said... "Hawawa"...**
**[10:59] ---**
**I see.
It's okay to kill guys who use "Hawawa."**
**[11:03] ---**
**Hi. I'm a Multi-Creator.**
**[11:05] ---**
**Stronger than Multi-Missile?**
**[11:07] ---**
**Not sure.
But Multi-Creator is super-multi.**
**[11:09] ---**
**I fired Multi-Missiles to the Multi-Creator.**
**[11:12] ---**
**We fired Multi-Missiles
to the Multi-Creator!**
**[11:12] ---**
**He dead!**
**[11:17] ---**
**Pipimi, stay still.**
**[11:22] ---**
**There was a woodpecker on you.**
**[11:24] ---**
**Thanks.**
**[11:31] ---**
Ah, how grand.
**[11:33] ---**
That's weird.
**[11:35] ---**
There's three of me!
**[11:37] ---**
It broke down.
**[11:38] ---**
A breakdown? It needs some natural oil!
**[11:41] ---**
It's my private car...
**[11:43] ---**
Welp...
**[11:45] ---**
What now, Major?
**[11:47] ---**
I like how it has so much character.
**[11:55] ---**
Woo-woo-woo!
**[11:56] ---**
Woo-woo! Your bestie is sooo metal.
**[12:00] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metal-head!
**[12:03] ---**
Let's go, Pipimi.
**[12:04] ---**
I'll kill ya dead!
**[13:12] ---**
Can you do it?
**[13:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:15] ---**
Can you do it?
**[13:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:18] ---**
Show me what you got!
**[13:20] ---**
Raaah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[13:23] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[13:28] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[13:32] ---**
*I couldn't do it, but that's perfect.*
***SIGN*** *Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice,
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys*
**[13:49] ---**
Service, please!
***SIGN*** *It's a sexy voice for you.*
**[13:54] ---**
Banana...
**[13:56] ---**
Mango...
**[14:00] ---**
*It's a great sexy voice for you.*
**[14:14] ---**
Hup!
**[14:15] ---**
Are you ready?
**[14:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:17] ---**
One!
**[14:18] ---**
Two!
**[14:18] ---**
Three!
**[14:19] ---**
Four!
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[14:26] ---**
*Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!*
**[14:30] ---**
*Pop Team Epic!*
**[14:35] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[14:36] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[14:37] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[14:40] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[14:44] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[14:46] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[14:49] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[14:51] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[14:53] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[14:55] ---**
It's an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[14:58] ---**
Don't say that.
**[15:00] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[15:03] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[15:05] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[15:10] ---**
Man! I'm alone, there's no customers; I'm
not even supposed to be here today.
**[15:16] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[15:18] ---**
Ahhh! A robber!
**[15:20] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[15:24] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[15:29] ---**
Get a move on!
**[15:32] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[15:35] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[15:37] ---**
Money first!
**[15:40] ---**
Repent first.
**[15:42] ---**
Money!
**[15:44] ---**
Repent.
**[15:46] ---**
Money!
**[15:47] ---**
Re...
**[15:48] ---**
Whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[15:51] ---**
What's your deal?
**[15:52] ---**
This's my hit. Outta my way.
**[15:55] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[15:59] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh, you went there! Now you've done it!
**[16:05] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[16:07] ---**
Cut it out!
**[16:09] ---**
Both of you...
**[16:11] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[16:19] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[16:22] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[16:27] ---**
What's her deal...
**[16:29] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[16:30] ---**
Who're you?
**[16:32] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[16:34] ---**
I created her.
**[16:35] ---**
You "created" her?
**[16:37] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam war in a special forces unit.
**[16:42] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[16:45] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[16:48] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[16:51] ---**
O-okay.
**[16:54] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[16:56] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[17:00] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[17:03] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[17:06] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[17:10] ---**
The war is over.
**[17:12] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[17:15] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[17:20] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[17:24] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[17:28] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[17:32] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[17:34] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[17:37] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[17:40] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[17:43] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[17:46] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[17:51] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[17:54] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[17:57] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[18:01] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[18:03] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[18:07] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[18:10] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[18:27] ---**
Capture her!
**[18:40] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[18:43] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[18:44] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[18:46] ---**
*We're launching a new corner
after the break!*
**[18:54] ---**
BOBUNEMIMIMMI
**[18:57] ---**
Pipimi, where did you go?
**[19:15] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[19:23] ---**
Showtime!
**[19:31] ---**
*All the kids and grownups,*
**[19:34] ---**
*And all the girls, too...*
**[19:37] ---**
*Our nostalgic future is a...*
**[19:40] ---**
*100 mega shock!*
**[19:43] ---**
*Sexy dynamite.*
**[19:44] ---**
**"You are the most..."**
**[19:45] ---**
**"Ugly one."**
**[19:45] ---**
**Itchy. Tasty.**
**[19:48] ---**
**No problem.**
**[19:51] ---**
**Everything's fine.**
**[19:53] ---**
**You have defeated King Pop.**
**[19:54] ---**
**It's "Gamay Obera" again!**
**[19:56] ---**
**Pop team, press "Up Up"!
(All your...)**
**[20:00] ---**
**Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)**
**[20:03] ---**
**What... My...**
**[20:03] ---**
**The final attack is bitter-sweet.**
**[20:09] ---**
**Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)**
**[20:12] ---**
**Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)**
**[20:15] ---**
**Turn the Indian to the right.**
**[20:19] ---**
The end!
**[20:28] ---**
We wanted to highlight France's
traditions in this special.
**[20:31] ---**
So we're going to send the girls
to the Fest Noz in Brittany.
**[20:46] ---**
Fest Noz is super-fun!
**[20:48] ---**
Look! Everyone's dancing.
**[20:52] ---**
I love you, Brittany! You're the best!
**[20:55] ---**
I love it, too! I want to travel
around and see everything!
**[20:58] ---**
*The next day...*
**[21:02] ---**
French churches really are gorgeous.
Don't you agree?
**[21:06] ---**
Huh? Popuko?
**[21:11] ---**
These girls aren't hyped up enough!
**[21:19] ---**
Bonus question!
**[21:22] ---**
1+1 is 2, as you know.
**[21:26] ---**
But what is 1+1?
**[21:34] ---**
2.
**[21:37] ---**
2.
**[21:41] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[21:45] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[21:53] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the tub right now.
**[21:57] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[22:07] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[22:08] ---**
I do, I do!
**[22:10] ---**
Let's get small!
**[22:16] ---**
What is this? Poop?
**[22:19] ---**
**Don't turn your head...**
**[22:22] ---**
**I'm quite the head-turner.**
**[22:25] ---**
**I'm going up against
all the head-turning haters.**
**[22:28] ---**
**You're a head-turning liberator.**
**[22:30] ---**
**Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!**
**[22:33] ---**
**I'm leaving work on time! See ya!**
**[22:36] ---**
**Ooh! He cast "Overtime" on me!**
**[22:39] ---**
**Good thing I have magic-resistance!**
**[22:44] ---**
**Did you clash with the
"Hawawa" citizens again?**
**[22:47] ---**
**He just said...he's now being "monetized."**
**[22:49] ---**
**Oh. He's a YouTuber.
Kill 'em while they're young.**
**[22:53] ---**
**Hi. I'm an anime producer.**
**[22:55] ---**
**You said you could cast that famous VA,
but they refused to voice this show!**
**[22:59] ---**
**I'm going to spare you this time.
But next time, I'll push this button.**
**[23:02] ---**
**King Records is evil!
(So is Takeshobo)**
**[23:07] ---**
**Not you again!**
**[23:12] ---**
**What a wicked woodpecker.**
**[23:14] ---**
**He's Wickpecker for short.**
**[23:23] ---**
Check out these graphics, Kensho!
**[23:25] ---**
Awesome.
**[23:25] ---**
Great mood.
**[23:26] ---**
True dat.
**[23:27] ---**
The air is so refreshing!
**[23:28] ---**
For real, tho.
**[23:29] ---**
Final Fantasy sure has a big budget.
**[23:31] ---**
Yuki, what do you want
to do in this world?
**[23:33] ---**
Huh? I dunno...
I guess I do want some ripped abs like that.
**[23:36] ---**
Abs?
**[23:37] ---**
Hmm... Might be impossible.
***SIGN*** *Hoshiiro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[24:48] ---**
I hope they get all your tartar off.
**[24:51] ---**
Me too.
**[24:54] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[24:59] ---**
Hiyashi-dofu and hiya-yakko's
only difference is...
**[25:02] ---**
Their size.
**[25:10] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:12] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:13] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:14] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:15] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[25:17] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:19] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:26] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[25:29] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-doesn't hurt a bit!
**[25:33] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[25:39] ---**
Owww. I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[25:47] ---**
Hey, new college-grads,
let's use our imaginations!
**[25:52] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
**[26:00] ---**
Imagination!
**[26:02] ---**
Awww yeah!
**[26:08] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[26:19] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[26:23] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[26:26] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[26:30] ---**
But no vampires lets me stab them.
**[26:35] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[26:37] ---**
Uh, b-but I...
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
**[26:43] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[26:52] ---**
I plead...
**[26:54] ---**
Innocent.
**[26:56] ---**
Innocent, Innocent. Super-innocent!
**[27:00] ---**
Innocent.
**[27:01] ---**
Free her!
**[27:17] ---**
**The golden season is gone.**
**[27:21] ---**
**We can barely find any VAs for the show.**
**[27:25] ---**
**I think we've milked
this stupid anime dry.**
**[27:33] ---**
**Our parodies of major works...**
**[27:36] ---**
**get buried when we take it too far.**
**[27:41] ---**
**When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,**
**[27:45] ---**
**they also never get shown on air.**
**[27:51] ---**
**We won't attempt to flatter our followers.**
**[27:55] ---**
**And we couldn't care
less about the haters.**
**[27:59] ---**
**You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.**
**[28:11] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[28:13] ---**
I just saw the concept of
coolness reach max.
**[28:17] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[28:19] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[28:25] ---**
Throw it far, okay?
**[28:27] ---**
I've got this!
**[28:28] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:36] ---**
I'll try the next one.
**[28:38] ---**
Please do, please do.
**[28:39] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:51] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:53] ---**
He loves me not.
**[28:56] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:58] ---**
He loves me not.
**[29:00] ---**
He loves me.
**[29:03] ---**
He...
**[29:04] ---**
He...he...
**[29:08] ---**
Resurrection.
**[29:23] ---**
BOBUMI
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[29:24] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[29:25] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[29:28] ---**
...pota-mouth!
**[29:37] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking
**[29:42] ---**
Pop Epic...
**[29:43] ---**
Cooking!
**[29:45] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[29:50] ---**
Get in line.
**[29:53] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[30:02] ---**
**It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...**
**[30:06] ---**
**are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.**
**[30:10] ---**
**What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?**
**[30:15] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[30:19] ---**
But we only have 4 grace frames.
**[30:22] ---**
Which means?
**[30:24] ---**
I know! I know!
**[30:27] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within 4 frames.
**[30:31] ---**
But a with light punch...
**[30:33] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[30:34] ---**
Oh my god, what have you done!
**[30:37] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[30:40] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[30:43] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[30:45] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[30:50] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead!
**[30:56] ---**
Tsk. Now you're springing quests on us?
**[31:00] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[31:03] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[31:06] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[31:07] ---**
So, let's go.
**[31:14] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[31:18] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[31:21] ---**
then fell epically when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[31:24] ---**
My bike broke down
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[31:31] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[31:34] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[31:37] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[31:41] ---**
Not this time.
**[31:42] ---**
Why?
**[31:43] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[31:46] ---**
Look to your right.
**[31:53] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[31:56] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[31:59] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[32:03] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[32:22] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[32:24] ---**
What's their deal?
**[32:28] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[32:33] ---**
You ass...
**[32:40] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[32:44] ---**
Here he comes.
**[32:47] ---**
Let's rumble!
**[32:58] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[33:01] ---**
4 frames, remember?
**[33:03] ---**
4 frames...
**[33:05] ---**
Hit him with a light punch!
**[33:19] ---**
Popchin wins!
**[33:21] ---**
Well done, Popchin.
**[33:23] ---**
Daddy!
**[33:32] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[33:34] ---**
Pop Team Epic's ratings rely on
the age 4-10 demographic...
**[33:38] ---**
You know who to call.
**[33:40] ---**
Ooh, right.
**[33:41] ---**
Okay, kids at home! Call him with us.
**[33:44] ---**
Shota Aoi, do something!
**[33:49] ---**
Hellooo!
**[33:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[33:55] ---**
See for yourself, Shota Aoi.
**[33:58] ---**
Poor little tyke.
**[34:00] ---**
Okay. I've got this.
**[34:02] ---**
I can control spacetime at will.
**[34:06] ---**
Here 'goes!
***SIGN*** *Hoshi-iro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[36:25] ---**
I hope they get all your tartar off.
**[36:29] ---**
Me too.
**[36:32] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[36:37] ---**
Hiyashi-dofu and hiya-yakko's
only difference is their size.
**[36:47] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:49] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:51] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:52] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:53] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[36:55] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[36:57] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[37:02] ---**
Let's see.
**[37:03] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[37:07] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-doesn't hurt a bit!
**[37:11] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[37:16] ---**
Owww. I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[37:25] ---**
Hey, new college-grads, let's
use our imaginations!
**[37:30] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
**[37:36] ---**
All you want!
**[37:38] ---**
Imagination!
**[37:40] ---**
Awww yeah!
**[37:44] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[37:57] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[38:01] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[38:03] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[38:08] ---**
But no vampires lets me stab them.
**[38:13] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[38:15] ---**
Uh, b- but I...
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
**[38:21] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[38:30] ---**
I plead...
**[38:32] ---**
Innocent.
**[38:34] ---**
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
**[38:38] ---**
She's innocent! Rule her
innocent! I'll stab you!
**[38:55] ---**
**The golden season is gone.**
**[38:59] ---**
**We can barely find any VAs for the show.**
**[39:03] ---**
**I think we've milked this stupid anime dry.**
**[39:11] ---**
**Our parodies of major works...**
**[39:14] ---**
**get buried when we take it too far.**
**[39:19] ---**
**When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,**
**[39:23] ---**
**they also never get shown on air.**
**[39:29] ---**
**We won't attempt to flatter our followers.**
**[39:33] ---**
**And we couldn't care
less about the haters.**
**[39:37] ---**
**You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.**
**[39:48] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[39:51] ---**
I just saw the concept
of coolness reach max.
**[39:54] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[39:57] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[40:03] ---**
Throw it far, okay?
**[40:05] ---**
I've got this!
**[40:06] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[40:14] ---**
I'll try the next one.
**[40:16] ---**
Please do, please do.
**[40:17] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[40:28] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:30] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:31] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:33] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:34] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:36] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:38] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:40] ---**
He...
**[40:43] ---**
He...he...
**[40:46] ---**
Resurrection.
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
**[41:01] ---**
BOBUMI
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[41:02] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[41:03] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[41:14] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking
**[41:20] ---**
Pop Epic...
**[41:21] ---**
Cooking!
**[41:23] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[41:28] ---**
Get in line.
**[41:31] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[41:40] ---**
**It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...**
**[41:44] ---**
**are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.**
**[41:48] ---**
**What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?**
**[41:53] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[41:57] ---**
But we only have four grace frames.
**[42:00] ---**
Which means?
**[42:02] ---**
I know! I know!
**[42:03] ---**
Chute knife.
**[42:05] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
**[42:09] ---**
But with a light punch...
**[42:11] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[42:12] ---**
Oh my god, what have you done!
**[42:15] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[42:18] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[42:21] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[42:23] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[42:28] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead.
**[42:34] ---**
Now you're springing quests on us?
**[42:37] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[42:41] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[42:44] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[42:45] ---**
So, let's go.
**[42:52] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[42:56] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[43:00] ---**
then fell epically when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[43:03] ---**
My bike broke down
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[43:08] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[43:12] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[43:15] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[43:18] ---**
Not this time.
**[43:19] ---**
Why?
**[43:20] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[43:27] ---**
Look to your right.
**[43:32] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[43:34] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[43:38] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[43:40] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[44:00] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[44:02] ---**
What's their deal?
**[44:06] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[44:11] ---**
You ass...
**[44:18] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[44:22] ---**
Let's rumble.
**[44:27] ---**
Come on, come on, come on!
**[44:28] ---**
Bring it, sucker!
**[44:37] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[44:39] ---**
4 frames, remember?
**[44:41] ---**
4 frames...
**[44:44] ---**
Hit him with a light punch...
**[44:49] ---**
I'm correcting you!
**[44:53] ---**
Wait a second!
**[44:57] ---**
He has a young daughter!
**[45:01] ---**
Look at her!
**[45:07] ---**
Time to go home, Poppy.
**[45:09] ---**
What a narrow escape.
**[45:12] ---**
All's well that ends well.
**[45:15] ---**
It's not at all "well"!
**[45:19] ---**
This mountain's security is in jeopardy
with these two around.
**[45:22] ---**
P-please, listen to me.
**[45:24] ---**
I want to turn over a new leaf.
Stop being evil.
**[45:28] ---**
Right now I'm content just
riding with a gang I like.
**[45:32] ---**
See? He's reformed.
**[45:33] ---**
But that won't do!
**[45:34] ---**
He's the scum of society.
**[45:37] ---**
Ehhh? Things got pretty effed up, huh?
**[45:40] ---**
Whatever shall I do?
**[45:42] ---**
It ends here, Shota Aoi.
**[45:45] ---**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[45:49] ---**
Today, I will put an end to you.
**[45:52] ---**
Put an end to me?
**[45:54] ---**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[45:58] ---**
Just who do you think you are?
**[46:16] ---**
It's me?
# E4 - Black Tortoise ver
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6P503QG6/black-tortoise-ver)
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**[00:05] ---**
Woo-woo!
**[00:06] ---**
Woo-woo! Your bestie is so metal.
**[00:10] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metalhead!
**[00:13] ---**
Let's go, Pipimi.
**[00:15] ---**
I'm not a metalhead.
**[01:22] ---**
Can you do it?
**[01:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:25] ---**
Can you do it?
**[01:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[01:28] ---**
Show me what you got!
**[01:30] ---**
Wanna fight? Bing, pow, zap!
**[01:33] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[01:37] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[01:43] ---**
*I couldn't do it.*
**[01:54] ---**
**Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice!
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys.**
**[01:59] ---**
Service, please!
**[01:59] ---**
**It's a sexy voice for you.**
**[02:04] ---**
Nuru...
**[02:06] ---**
Senbei...
**[02:10] ---**
**It's a sexy voice.
A strong, sexy voice, baby.**
**[02:11] ---**
You sell that?
**[02:12] ---**
We do.
**[02:14] ---**
You can sell that?
**[02:25] ---**
Are you ready?
**[02:26] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[02:36] ---**
*Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!*
**[02:40] ---**
*Pop Team Epic!*
**[02:45] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[02:47] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[02:50] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[02:54] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[02:57] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[03:00] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[03:01] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[03:03] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[03:05] ---**
It was an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[03:08] ---**
Don't say that.
**[03:11] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[03:13] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[03:15] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[03:20] ---**
Man, I'm all alone. No customers...
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
**[03:26] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[03:28] ---**
Ah! A robber!
**[03:30] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[03:32] ---**
Oh no!
**[03:34] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[03:38] ---**
Amazing!
**[03:39] ---**
Get a move on!
**[03:41] ---**
Okay!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[03:44] ---**
Oh no!
**[03:45] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[03:47] ---**
Money first!
**[03:50] ---**
Repent first.
**[03:53] ---**
Money!
**[03:54] ---**
Repent.
**[03:56] ---**
Money!
**[03:57] ---**
Re...
**[03:58] ---**
Whoa, whoa, hold it, old timer.
**[04:01] ---**
What's your deal?
**[04:03] ---**
This is my hit. Outta my way.
**[04:06] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[04:10] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[04:13] ---**
Now you've done it!
**[04:15] ---**
Oh, you went there!
**[04:15] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[04:16] ---**
Fight me!
**[04:17] ---**
Cut it out!
**[04:19] ---**
Both of you...
**[04:20] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[04:29] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[04:32] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[04:37] ---**
What's her deal?
**[04:39] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[04:40] ---**
Who're you?
**[04:41] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[04:44] ---**
I created her.
**[04:45] ---**
You "created" her?
**[04:47] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam War with a special forces unit.
**[04:52] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[04:55] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[04:58] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[05:01] ---**
O-Okay.
**[05:04] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[05:06] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[05:10] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[05:13] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[05:17] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[05:19] ---**
The war is over.
**[05:22] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[05:26] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[05:30] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[05:35] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[05:38] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[05:41] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[05:43] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[05:47] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[05:50] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[05:53] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[05:57] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[06:02] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[06:04] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[06:08] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[06:12] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[06:14] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[06:17] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[06:20] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[06:50] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[06:53] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[06:54] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[06:56] ---**
**We're launching a new corner
after the break!**
**[07:04] ---**
Bobunemimimmi!
**[07:07] ---**
Pipimi, where are you?
**[07:25] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[07:33] ---**
Showtime!
**[07:41] ---**
**All the kids and grownups,**
**[07:44] ---**
**And all the girls, too...**
**[07:47] ---**
**Our nostalgic future is a...**
**[07:50] ---**
**100 mega shock!**
**[07:53] ---**
**Sexy dynamite.**
**[07:55] ---**
**Itchy. Tasty.**
**[07:58] ---**
**No problem.**
**[08:01] ---**
**Everything's fine.**
**[08:04] ---**
**It's "Gamay Obera" again!**
**[08:07] ---**
**Pop team press "Up Up"!
(All your...)**
**[08:10] ---**
**Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)**
**[08:13] ---**
**The final attack is bitter-sweet.**
**[08:19] ---**
**Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)**
**[08:22] ---**
**Remember while looking at the moon!**
**[08:23] ---**
**Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)**
**[08:25] ---**
**Turn the Indian to the right.**
**[09:29] ---**
Bonus question!
**[09:32] ---**
One plus one is two, as you know.
**[09:35] ---**
But what is one plus one?
**[09:44] ---**
Two.
**[09:46] ---**
Two.
**[09:51] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[09:55] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[10:03] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the bath right now.
**[10:07] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[10:17] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[10:19] ---**
I do, I do!
**[10:20] ---**
Let's get small!
**[10:27] ---**
Sweetie.
**[10:29] ---**
**Did you change up your shampoo?**
**[10:32] ---**
**Nope. I haven't.**
**[10:35] ---**
**But I did change my doll body.**
**[10:38] ---**
**Doll body.**
**[10:40] ---**
**Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!**
**[10:43] ---**
**Whoa, dude! Late on the first day?
Such bad karma!**
**[10:46] ---**
**Ooh! I've had "Slow" cast on me!**
**[10:49] ---**
**I'm ditching work...**
**[10:54] ---**
**Learn your own strength...
Why did you kill him?**
**[10:57] ---**
**Well, he just said... "Hawawa"...**
**[10:59] ---**
**I see.
It's okay to kill guys who use "Hawawa."**
**[11:03] ---**
**Hi. I'm a Multi-Creator.**
**[11:05] ---**
**Stronger than Multi-Missile?**
**[11:07] ---**
**Not sure.
But Multi-Creator is super-multi.**
**[11:09] ---**
**I fired Multi-Missiles to the Multi-Creator.**
**[11:12] ---**
**We fired Multi-Missiles
to the Multi-Creator!**
**[11:17] ---**
**Pipimi, stay still.**
**[11:22] ---**
**There was a woodpecker on you.**
**[11:24] ---**
**Thanks.**
**[11:29] ---**
I know this one.
**[11:30] ---**
It's about driving forever with sexy boys.
**[11:33] ---**
No way. Really?
**[11:34] ---**
Really.
**[11:34] ---**
You're kidding me!
**[11:35] ---**
Hey, that looks like me!
Pipimi, are you stuck?
**[11:38] ---**
No, I'm not stuck.
**[11:40] ---**
No, I'm not.
**[11:41] ---**
You are so.
**[11:44] ---**
My eyes might be stuck.
**[11:45] ---**
That's scary.
**[11:46] ---**
I'm not stuck!
**[11:47] ---**
That's scary.
**[11:48] ---**
I'm not stuck.
**[11:55] ---**
Woo-woo!
**[11:56] ---**
Woo-woo-woo! Your bestie is so metal.
**[12:00] ---**
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metalhead!
**[12:03] ---**
Let's go, Pipimi.
**[13:12] ---**
Can you do it?
**[13:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:15] ---**
Can you do it?
**[13:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:18] ---**
Show me what you got!
**[13:20] ---**
Rah! Baramos Spelunker!
**[13:23] ---**
Good. You're serious.
**[13:27] ---**
I can see it in your eyes.
**[13:34] ---**
**I couldn't do it.**
**[13:44] ---**
**Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice!
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys.**
**[13:49] ---**
**It's a sexy voice for you.**
**[13:49] ---**
Service, please!
**[13:54] ---**
Pepper...
**[13:56] ---**
Steak.
**[14:00] ---**
**It's a great sexy voice for you.**
**[14:15] ---**
Are you ready?
**[14:16] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** *#13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company*
**[14:26] ---**
**Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!**
**[14:30] ---**
**Pop Team Epic!**
**[14:34] ---**
I'm Popuko.
**[14:36] ---**
I'm Pipimi.
**[14:37] ---**
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
**[14:41] ---**
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
**[14:44] ---**
We're 14 right now.
**[14:46] ---**
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
**[14:49] ---**
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
**[14:51] ---**
Wrong commercial.
**[14:53] ---**
It was "An ga An-jan."
**[14:55] ---**
It was an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
**[14:58] ---**
Don't say that.
**[15:01] ---**
So, what kinda job do you want?
**[15:03] ---**
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
**[15:05] ---**
Short skit: "Clerks."
**[15:10] ---**
Man, I'm all alone. No customers...
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
**[15:16] ---**
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
**[15:18] ---**
Ah! A robber!
**[15:20] ---**
Put all the money in that bag.
**[15:24] ---**
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
**[15:30] ---**
Get a move on!
**[15:32] ---**
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
**[15:35] ---**
Non-believers repent!
**[15:37] ---**
Money first!
**[15:40] ---**
Repent first.
**[15:42] ---**
Money!
**[15:44] ---**
Repent.
**[15:46] ---**
Money!
**[15:47] ---**
Re...
**[15:48] ---**
Whoa, hold it, old timer. Hold it, old timer.
**[15:51] ---**
What's your deal?
**[15:53] ---**
This is my hit. Outta my way.
**[15:55] ---**
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
**[15:59] ---**
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh, you went there!
**[16:03] ---**
Now you've done it!
**[16:05] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[16:07] ---**
Cut it out!
**[16:09] ---**
Both of you...
**[16:11] ---**
Get outta my store!
**[16:19] ---**
We have you surrounded.
**[16:22] ---**
Give up your weapons and surrender.
**[16:27] ---**
What's her deal?
**[16:29] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[16:30] ---**
Who're you?
**[16:31] ---**
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
**[16:34] ---**
I created her.
**[16:35] ---**
You "created" her?
**[16:36] ---**
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam war with a special forces unit.
**[16:41] ---**
And I was her commander.
**[16:44] ---**
I am the only one who can reach her now.
**[16:48] ---**
Don't act until I give the signal.
**[16:51] ---**
O-Okay.
**[16:54] ---**
I'm coming in, Popuko.
**[16:56] ---**
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
**[17:00] ---**
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
**[17:04] ---**
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
**[17:07] ---**
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
**[17:10] ---**
The war is over.
**[17:12] ---**
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
**[17:15] ---**
The war is still going hard in my brain.
**[17:20] ---**
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
**[17:24] ---**
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
**[17:28] ---**
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
**[17:31] ---**
It was a bad era to live through.
**[17:33] ---**
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
**[17:36] ---**
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
**[17:40] ---**
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
**[17:43] ---**
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
**[17:47] ---**
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
**[17:52] ---**
I shouldn't have come back.
**[17:54] ---**
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
**[17:58] ---**
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
**[18:01] ---**
They were all such good kids.
**[18:03] ---**
And none of them are with me now.
**[18:06] ---**
I have these dreams every night...
**[18:09] ---**
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
**[18:40] ---**
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
**[18:43] ---**
Meh. Who cares.
**[18:44] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[18:46] ---**
**We're launching a new corner
after the break!**
**[18:54] ---**
Bobunemimimmi!
**[18:57] ---**
Pipimi, where did you go?
**[19:15] ---**
The mark of a true entertainer!
**[19:23] ---**
Showtime!
**[19:24] ---**
Pointless.
**[19:31] ---**
**All the kids and grownups,**
**[19:34] ---**
**And all the girls, too...**
**[19:37] ---**
**Our nostalgic future is a...**
**[19:40] ---**
**100 mega shock!**
**[19:43] ---**
**Sexy dynamite.**
**[19:44] ---**
**"You are the most..."**
**[19:45] ---**
**"Ugly one."**
**[19:45] ---**
**Itchy. Tasty.**
**[19:48] ---**
**No problem.**
**[19:50] ---**
Pointless! Pointless! Pointless!
**[19:51] ---**
**Everything's fine.**
**[19:53] ---**
**You have defeated King Pop.**
**[19:54] ---**
**It's "Gamay Obera" again!**
**[19:56] ---**
**Pop team, press “Up Up”!
(All your...)**
**[20:00] ---**
**Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)**
**[20:03] ---**
Um... mine...
**[20:03] ---**
**The final attack is bitter-sweet.**
**[20:09] ---**
**Press “Left Right”!
(Belong to...)**
**[20:12] ---**
**Press “Left Right B A”!
(Us...)**
**[20:15] ---**
**Turn the Indian to the right.**
**[20:19] ---**
The end!
**[20:28] ---**
We wanted to highlight France's
traditions in this special.
**[20:31] ---**
So we're going to send the girls
to the Fest Noz in Brittany.
**[20:46] ---**
Fest Noz is super-fun!
**[20:48] ---**
Look! Everyone's dancing.
**[20:52] ---**
I love you, Brittany! You're the best!
**[20:55] ---**
I love it, too! I want to travel
around and see everything!
**[20:58] ---**
*The next day...*
**[21:02] ---**
French churches really are gorgeous.
Don't you agree?
**[21:06] ---**
Huh? Popuko?
**[21:11] ---**
These girls aren't hyped up enough!
**[21:19] ---**
Bonus question!
**[21:22] ---**
One plus one is two, as you know.
**[21:26] ---**
But what is one plus one?
**[21:34] ---**
Two.
**[21:37] ---**
Two.
**[21:41] ---**
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
**[21:45] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[21:50] ---**
Almost got it.
**[21:53] ---**
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the tub right now.
**[21:57] ---**
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
**[22:07] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[22:08] ---**
I do, I do!
**[22:10] ---**
Let's get small!
**[22:16] ---**
That didn't work.
**[22:19] ---**
**Don't turn your head...**
**[22:22] ---**
**I'm quite the head-turner.**
**[22:25] ---**
**I'm going up against
all the head-turning haters.**
**[22:28] ---**
**You're a head-turning liberator.**
**[22:30] ---**
**Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!**
**[22:33] ---**
**I'm leaving work on time! See ya!**
**[22:36] ---**
**Ooh! He cast "Overtime" on me!**
**[22:39] ---**
**Good thing I have magic resistance!**
**[22:44] ---**
**Did you clash with the
"Hawawa" citizens again?**
**[22:47] ---**
**He just said... he's now being "monetized."**
**[22:49] ---**
**Oh. He's a YouTuber.
Kill 'em while they're young.**
**[22:53] ---**
**Hi. I'm an anime producer.**
**[22:55] ---**
**You said you could cast that famous VA,
but they refused to voice this show!**
**[22:59] ---**
**I'm going to spare you this time.
But next time, I'll push this button.**
**[23:02] ---**
**King Records is evil!
(So is Takeshobo.)**
**[23:07] ---**
**Not you again!**
**[23:12] ---**
**What a wicked woodpecker.**
**[23:14] ---**
**He's Wickpecker for short.**
**[23:19] ---**
Morning feels great!
**[23:21] ---**
What? But the sky is blue.
**[23:23] ---**
Oh, right.
**[23:24] ---**
I just wanted to say it.
**[23:25] ---**
I'm concerned about the one on the right.
**[23:27] ---**
Someone's on the ground.
**[23:28] ---**
Really?
**[23:29] ---**
Maybe we should show more.
**[23:31] ---**
This is the mess up.
**[23:32] ---**
The mess up?
**[23:33] ---**
The video's messed up.
**[23:34] ---**
I see. There are three
of them. Is that okay?
**[23:37] ---**
We think it's fine as-is.
***SIGN*** *Hoshiiro Girl Drop*
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[24:47] ---**
I hope they get all your tartar off.
**[24:51] ---**
Me too.
**[24:54] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[24:59] ---**
Hiyashi tofu and hiyayakko's
only difference is...
**[25:02] ---**
Their size.
**[25:10] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:12] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[25:13] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:14] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[25:15] ---**
You're freaking dead, garbage!
**[25:18] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:19] ---**
Please, not so rough.
**[25:25] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[25:29] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-Doesn't hurt a bit!
**[25:33] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[25:39] ---**
Ow... I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[25:47] ---**
Hey, new college grads,
let's use our imaginations!
**[25:52] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want
with the power of imagination!
**[26:00] ---**
Imagination!
**[26:02] ---**
Aw, yeah!
**[26:07] ---**
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
**[26:10] ---**
Choo-choo!
**[26:19] ---**
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
**[26:24] ---**
What are you going to stab?
**[26:26] ---**
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
**[26:30] ---**
But no vampire lets me stab them.
**[26:36] ---**
Let her stab you!
**[26:37] ---**
Uh, b-but I...
**[26:42] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[26:51] ---**
I plead...
**[26:54] ---**
Innocent.
**[26:56] ---**
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
**[27:00] ---**
Innocent.
**[27:01] ---**
Free her!
**[27:17] ---**
**The golden season is gone.**
**[27:21] ---**
**We can barely find any VAs for the show.**
**[27:25] ---**
**I think we've milked
this stupid anime dry.**
**[27:33] ---**
**Our parodies of major works...**
**[27:36] ---**
**get buried when we take them too far.**
**[27:41] ---**
**When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,**
**[27:45] ---**
**they also never get shown on air.**
**[27:51] ---**
**We won't attempt to flatter our followers.**
**[27:55] ---**
**And we couldn't care
less about the haters.**
**[27:59] ---**
**You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.**
**[28:11] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[28:13] ---**
I just saw the concept of
coolness reach max.
**[28:17] ---**
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
**[28:19] ---**
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
**[28:25] ---**
Throw it far, okay?
**[28:27] ---**
I've got this!
**[28:28] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:36] ---**
I'll try the next one.
**[28:37] ---**
Please do, please do.
**[28:39] ---**
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
**[28:43] ---**
No way.
**[28:51] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:53] ---**
He loves me not.
**[28:56] ---**
He loves me.
**[28:58] ---**
He loves me not.
**[29:00] ---**
He loves me.
**[29:01] ---**
He...
**[29:04] ---**
He... He...
**[29:08] ---**
Resurrection.
**[29:23] ---**
Bobumi!
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[29:24] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[29:25] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[29:28] ---**
...pota-mouth!
**[29:37] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking!
**[29:42] ---**
Pop Epic...
**[29:43] ---**
Cooking!
**[29:45] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[29:50] ---**
Get in line.
**[29:53] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[30:02] ---**
**It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...**
**[30:06] ---**
**are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.**
**[30:10] ---**
**What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?**
**[30:15] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[30:19] ---**
But we only have four grace frames.
**[30:22] ---**
Which means?
**[30:24] ---**
I know! I know!
**[30:27] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable to attack within four frames.
**[30:31] ---**
But a with light punch...
**[30:33] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[30:35] ---**
Oh my God, what have you done!
**[30:38] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[30:40] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[30:43] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[30:45] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[30:50] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead!
**[30:57] ---**
Tsk. Now you're springing quests on us?
**[31:00] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[31:04] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[31:06] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[31:08] ---**
So, let's go.
**[31:10] ---**
Let's get killing!
**[31:14] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[31:19] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[31:22] ---**
then took an epic fall when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[31:25] ---**
My bike broke down,
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[31:31] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[31:35] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[31:37] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[31:41] ---**
Not this time.
**[31:42] ---**
Why?
**[31:42] ---**
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
**[31:48] ---**
Look to your right.
**[31:54] ---**
Absolutely gorgeous.
**[31:56] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[32:00] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[32:03] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[32:22] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[32:24] ---**
What's their deal?
**[32:28] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[32:33] ---**
You ass...
**[32:40] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[32:44] ---**
Let's rumble.
**[32:58] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[33:01] ---**
Four frames, remember?
**[33:03] ---**
Four frames...
**[33:05] ---**
Hit him with a light punch!
**[33:19] ---**
Popchin wins!
**[33:21] ---**
Well done, Popchin.
**[33:23] ---**
Daddy!
**[33:33] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[33:34] ---**
Pop Team Epic's ratings rely on
the ages 4-10 demographic.
**[33:38] ---**
You know who to call.
**[33:40] ---**
Ooh, right.
**[33:41] ---**
Okay, kids at home! Call him with us.
**[33:44] ---**
Shota Aoi, do something!
**[33:49] ---**
Hello!
**[33:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[33:55] ---**
See for yourself, Shota Aoi.
**[33:58] ---**
Poor little tyke.
**[34:00] ---**
Okay. I've got this.
**[34:02] ---**
I can control space-time at will.
**[34:06] ---**
Here goes!
***SIGN*** *Hoshi-iro Girl Drop*
**[35:37] ---**
Oh no!
**[35:48] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[35:50] ---**
Um, hey...
**[35:53] ---**
Hey, um, this is for you!
**[35:56] ---**
I already saw it.
**[35:56] ---**
Hey... um...
**[36:02] ---**
Hippo... Hippo...
**[36:05] ---**
Scorpion!
**[36:06] ---**
Hippo!
**[36:07] ---**
Hitomi...
**[36:10] ---**
Pinch!
***SIGN*** *Dental Clinic*
**[36:25] ---**
Popchin, I hope they get all your tartar off.
**[36:29] ---**
Me too.
**[36:32] ---**
Hold her hand and talk to her.
**[36:37] ---**
Hiyashi tofu and hiyayakko's
only difference is their size.
**[36:48] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:50] ---**
Eh? What's that thing?
**[36:51] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:52] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[36:53] ---**
You're freaking dead!
**[36:55] ---**
Don't kill her.
**[36:57] ---**
Don't kill her.
**[37:04] ---**
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
**[37:07] ---**
Mmmrrrggg... D-Doesn't hurt a bit!
**[37:11] ---**
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
**[37:17] ---**
Ow... I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
**[37:25] ---**
Hey, new college grads,
let's use our imaginations!
**[37:30] ---**
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want
with the power of imagination!
**[37:39] ---**
Imagination!
**[37:41] ---**
Aw, yeah!
**[37:43] ---**
Let's go!
**[37:44] ---**
Get 'em!
**[37:46] ---**
Hang up, you!
**[37:46] ---**
Come back, you!
**[37:49] ---**
You're gone, buddy!
**[37:50] ---**
You won't get away!
**[37:57] ---**
I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
**[38:00] ---**
Wing? Wing, right?
**[38:04] ---**
Vampire, I will kill you.
**[38:07] ---**
But no vampire lets me kill them.
**[38:11] ---**
Zero won't give me a word of praise.
**[38:13] ---**
Zero! Start talking, Zero!
***SIGN*** *Six Main Codes of Japan*
**[38:21] ---**
Fist of the Nose—wrong one!
***SIGN*** *Legal Battler: Pipimi*
**[38:30] ---**
I plead...
**[38:32] ---**
Innocent.
**[38:33] ---**
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
**[38:38] ---**
She's innocent, Zero! Hey, old man Zero!
**[38:55] ---**
**The golden season is gone.**
**[38:59] ---**
**We can barely find any VAs for the show.**
**[39:03] ---**
**I think we've milked this stupid anime dry.**
**[39:11] ---**
**Our parodies of major works...**
**[39:14] ---**
**get buried when we take them too far.**
**[39:19] ---**
**When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,**
**[39:23] ---**
**they also never get shown on air.**
**[39:29] ---**
**We won't attempt to flatter our followers.**
**[39:33] ---**
**And we couldn't care
less about the haters.**
**[39:37] ---**
**You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.**
**[39:48] ---**
Whoa! So metallic.
**[39:51] ---**
I just saw the concept
of coolness reach max.
**[39:54] ---**
Oh... you think so?
**[39:57] ---**
Oh, you tease!
I can't take it!
**[40:03] ---**
Throw it far, okay?
**[40:05] ---**
Mission accepted.
**[40:07] ---**
Oops, sorry.
**[40:09] ---**
It exploded.
**[40:10] ---**
Sorry, I'm really sorry.
**[40:14] ---**
I'll try the next one.
**[40:16] ---**
Please do.
**[40:17] ---**
Hup! ...Wait.
**[40:21] ---**
Sorry!
**[40:23] ---**
Mission failed.
**[40:29] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:31] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:34] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:36] ---**
He loves me not.
**[40:38] ---**
He loves me.
**[40:39] ---**
He...
**[40:42] ---**
He... He...
**[40:46] ---**
Poppy is cute, so she gets one more chance!
**[40:54] ---**
He loves me!
**[41:01] ---**
Bobumi!
***SIGN*** *Specially returns tonight!*
***SIGN*** *Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2*
**[41:02] ---**
It's everyone's favorite...
**[41:03] ---**
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
**[41:15] ---**
Pop Epic Cooking!
**[41:20] ---**
Pop Epic...
**[41:21] ---**
Cooking!
**[41:23] ---**
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
**[41:28] ---**
Get in line.
**[41:30] ---**
March.
***SIGN*** *#14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *Edo Era Pop Team*
**[41:40] ---**
**It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...**
**[41:44] ---**
**are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.**
**[41:48] ---**
**What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?**
**[41:53] ---**
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
**[41:57] ---**
But we only have four grace frames.
**[42:00] ---**
Which means?
**[42:02] ---**
I know! I know!
**[42:05] ---**
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
**[42:09] ---**
But with a light punch...
**[42:11] ---**
You'll hit him!
**[42:12] ---**
Oh my God, what have you done!
**[42:16] ---**
What, light punches are forbidden?
**[42:17] ---**
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
**[42:21] ---**
Mountain deity?
**[42:23] ---**
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
**[42:28] ---**
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead.
**[42:34] ---**
Now you're springing quests on us?
**[42:37] ---**
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
**[42:41] ---**
When you put it that way...
**[42:44] ---**
I'm fired up now!
**[42:45] ---**
So, let's go.
**[42:52] ---**
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
**[42:56] ---**
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
**[42:59] ---**
then took an epic fall when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
**[43:02] ---**
My bike broke down,
and I got three stitches in my leg.
**[43:08] ---**
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
**[43:12] ---**
Sorry, Uncle.
**[43:14] ---**
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
**[43:18] ---**
Not this time.
**[43:19] ---**
Why?
**[43:20] ---**
Wiping out on a bike is
a pain worth than death.
**[43:27] ---**
Look to your right.
**[43:31] ---**
Wow. I'll never die!
**[43:35] ---**
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
**[43:38] ---**
Follow your impulses.
**[43:41] ---**
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
**[44:00] ---**
Hey. Look.
**[44:02] ---**
What's their deal?
**[44:06] ---**
We heard the demon has revived himself.
**[44:11] ---**
You ass...
**[44:18] ---**
I'm the demon.
**[44:22] ---**
Let's rumble.
**[44:36] ---**
I can't get a hit in.
**[44:39] ---**
Four frames, remember?
**[44:41] ---**
Four frames...
**[44:44] ---**
Hit him with a light punch...
**[44:47] ---**
This is the power of finite life!
**[44:53] ---**
Wait a second!
**[44:57] ---**
He has a young daughter!
**[45:01] ---**
Look at her!
**[45:05] ---**
Ah, well.
**[45:07] ---**
Time to go home, Poppy.
**[45:09] ---**
Let's get home and game.
**[45:12] ---**
All's well that ends well.
**[45:15] ---**
It's not at all "well"!
**[45:19] ---**
This mountain's security is in jeopardy
with these two around.
**[45:22] ---**
P-Please, listen to me.
**[45:24] ---**
I want to turn over a new leaf.
Stop being evil.
**[45:28] ---**
Right now, I'm content just
riding with a gang I like.
**[45:32] ---**
See? He's reformed.
**[45:33] ---**
But that won't do!
**[45:34] ---**
He's the scum of society.
**[45:37] ---**
Eh? Things got pretty effed up, huh?
**[45:40] ---**
Whatever shall I do?
**[45:42] ---**
It ends here, Shota Aoi.
**[45:45] ---**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[45:49] ---**
Today, I will put an end to you.
**[45:52] ---**
Put an end to me?
**[45:54] ---**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[45:58] ---**
Just who do you think you are?
**[46:16] ---**
It's me?
# POP TEAM EPIC REPEAT -remix version-
# E1 - You're the Only One I'm Telling
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE051/youre-the-only-one-im-telling)
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Editor:
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**[00:02] ---**
Daichi, we're going now.
**[00:08] ---**
*I'm Daichi Taira, just
an average high school student.*
**[00:12] ---**
*My parents are leaving today
for their trip abroad*
**[00:15] ---**
*and I'm gonna have
the time of my life!*
**[00:18] ---**
By the way, Daichi,
try not to bother Sosogu too much.
**[00:23] ---**
Okay, we're off.
**[00:27] ---**
Sosogu?
**[00:30] ---**
Who's that?
**[01:38] ---**
Episode 1:
"You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
**[01:41] ---**
Not!
**[01:50] ---**
- Are you upset?
- No, I'm not.
**[01:55] ---**
- Are you upset?
- I'm not.
**[01:58] ---**
I'm not--
**[02:03] ---**
Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
**[02:05] ---**
Beef? Chicken?
**[02:07] ---**
Beef or chicken?
**[02:12] ---**
Beef.
**[02:14] ---**
Your life's been spared.
**[02:19] ---**
I am God!
**[02:22] ---**
I will tell you all you want to know.
***SIGN*** Wiki CHECK*
**[02:25] ---**
Tell me how much you love me.
**[02:30] ---**
A...whole...lot.
**[02:35] ---**
I'm late, I'm late! Whoa!
**[02:41] ---**
Again! Late, I'm late!
***SIGN*** *#1 Encounter
By Space Cat Company*
**[02:50] ---**
*There is some distortion in this broadcast,
however it is part of the presentation.*
**[02:55] ---**
*Oh no!*
**[02:57] ---**
*I'm late! I'll be late!*
**[02:59] ---**
*I'm Popuko, an average 14-year-old
7th grader that you'd find anywhere!*
**[03:07] ---**
W-Watch out!
**[03:12] ---**
Are you okay?
**[03:26] ---**
What's your name?
**[03:30] ---**
I'm me!
**[03:50] ---**
Oh no!
**[03:52] ---**
Late! I'm late!
**[03:56] ---**
My feelings are hurt!
**[03:59] ---**
Huh? My pendant...
**[04:06] ---**
That's mine. Give it back.
**[04:08] ---**
1\pos(424,83)}Can I have it back?
- Yes
- No*
**[04:09] ---**
Oh, I get to choose.
**[04:10] ---**
There's only one choice, I guess.
**[04:15] ---**
Nah, I choose No.
**[04:38] ---**
Don't shoot.
**[04:43] ---**
I am Pipimi.
Earth is under attack.
**[04:56] ---**
Don't shoot.
**[05:03] ---**
I can't take this anymore!
**[05:07] ---**
Hold it! Are you planning to
kill that chilled out classmate?
**[05:12] ---**
Explosives based on
firearm technology
**[05:14] ---**
developed by political extremists!
**[05:16] ---**
Here we go!
**[05:17] ---**
1\pos(147,38)}Evil*
**[05:22] ---**
Like me?
**[05:26] ---**
I'm smitten.
**[05:30] ---**
I love the way you say that.
**[05:47] ---**
Just what I need!
**[05:50] ---**
You there, traveler.
**[05:57] ---**
You don't plan to
snatch that umbrella, do you?
**[06:07] ---**
Choose one of these three,
and set out on your adventure.
**[06:15] ---**
Wake up! Wake up!
**[06:19] ---**
I give myself to you!
**[06:23] ---**
Are you awake now?
**[06:26] ---**
- What are you doing?
- Reset marathon.
**[06:33] ---**
What? She's conscious!
**[06:36] ---**
Calm down, it's just temporary.
**[06:40] ---**
Her consciousness is still in
Macbeth's miniature garden...
**[06:47] ---**
I'm here to save you!
**[07:01] ---**
Looks like there's a snag.
**[07:04] ---**
Let them have their way for now.
**[07:07] ---**
Yes, our plan is just beginning.
**[07:10] ---**
There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
can become an anime.
**[07:14] ---**
It will all go as our
committee has planned.
**[07:18] ---**
Exactly.
**[07:20] ---**
In any case, we shall
attain supremacy this season.
**[07:43] ---**
Typical...
***SIGN*** *It's over now.
Thank you for watching until the end.*
**[07:45] ---**
This is the end.
**[07:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New series
**[07:55] ---**
Everyone's hippo.
**[07:57] ---**
Hippo... hippo hippo...
**[08:00] ---**
Hippo... I'm starving!
***SIGN*** 1\pos(471,102)}Stomach*
***SIGN*** 1\pos(358,116)}Peek*
**[08:05] ---**
I'm so hungry.
**[08:07] ---**
So hungry... I'm so hungry.
***SIGN*** Bugs
**[08:13] ---**
I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
**[08:18] ---**
Here's a scorpion!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:33] ---**
Damn you!
**[08:35] ---**
Like you scare me!
**[08:38] ---**
That's some fighting spirit.
**[08:40] ---**
Damn you!
**[08:49] ---**
Masashi Super Dry!
**[08:57] ---**
Do you realize what you've done?
**[09:00] ---**
Do you?!
**[09:03] ---**
Eat this cutlet bowl.
**[09:05] ---**
I said eat the cutlet!
**[10:06] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[10:09] ---**
I never get upset.
**[10:13] ---**
Are you upset?
**[10:15] ---**
I'm not upset.
**[10:18] ---**
Are you upset?
**[10:19] ---**
I'm not upset.
***SIGN*** Tasty Pickled Radish
**[10:33] ---**
Are you upset?
**[10:34] ---**
I'm not upset.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:35] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[11:36] ---**
No one in my class knows
that I'm a celebrity idol!
**[11:40] ---**
Things happen, and I'm about
to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
**[11:43] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop Episode 2
"Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[11:52] ---**
Daichi, we're going now.
**[11:58] ---**
*I'm Daichi Taira, just
an average high school student.*
**[12:02] ---**
*My parents are leaving today
for their trip abroad*
**[12:05] ---**
*and I'm gonna have
the time of my life!*
**[12:08] ---**
By the way, Daichi,
try not to bother Sosogu too much.
**[12:13] ---**
Okay, we're off.
**[12:17] ---**
Sosogu?
**[12:20] ---**
Who's that?
**[13:28] ---**
Episode 1:
"You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
**[13:31] ---**
Not!
**[13:40] ---**
- Are you upset?
- No, I'm not.
**[13:45] ---**
- Are you upset!
- I'm not.
**[13:53] ---**
Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
**[13:55] ---**
Beef? Chicken?
**[13:58] ---**
Beef or chicken?
**[14:02] ---**
Beef.
**[14:04] ---**
Your life's been spared.
**[14:10] ---**
I am God!
**[14:12] ---**
I will tell you all you want to know.
***SIGN*** *Wiki CHECK*
**[14:15] ---**
Tell me how much you love me.
**[14:20] ---**
A...whole...lot.
**[14:25] ---**
Oh no! I'm late, I'm late!
**[14:28] ---**
I have to make it!
**[14:32] ---**
I'll be late! Hang in there!
***SIGN*** #1 Encounter By Space Cat Company
**[14:40] ---**
*There is some distortion in this broadcast,
however it is part of the presentation.*
**[14:45] ---**
*Oh no!*
**[14:47] ---**
*I'm late! I'll be late!*
**[14:49] ---**
*I'm Popuko, an average 7th grader
that you'd find anywhere!*
**[14:57] ---**
Watch out!
**[15:02] ---**
Are you okay?
**[15:16] ---**
What's your name?
**[15:20] ---**
I'm me!
**[15:40] ---**
Oh no!
**[15:42] ---**
Late! I'm late!
**[15:47] ---**
My feelings are hurt!
**[15:49] ---**
Huh? My pendant...
**[15:56] ---**
That's mine. Give it back.
**[15:58] ---**
1\pos(392,82.667)}Can I have it back?
- Yes
- No*
**[15:58] ---**
Oh, I get to choose.
**[16:00] ---**
There's only one choice, I guess.
**[16:05] ---**
Nah, I choose No.
**[16:29] ---**
Don't shoot.
**[16:33] ---**
I am Pipimi.
Earth is under attack.
**[16:46] ---**
Don't shoot.
**[16:53] ---**
I can't take it anymore!
**[16:57] ---**
Hold it!
**[16:59] ---**
Are you going to kill
that chilled out classmate?
**[17:01] ---**
Explosives based on
firearm technology
**[17:04] ---**
developed by political extremists!
**[17:06] ---**
Here we go!
**[17:07] ---**
Evil
**[17:12] ---**
Like me?
**[17:16] ---**
I'm smitten.
**[17:20] ---**
I love the way you say that.
**[17:37] ---**
Just what I need.
**[17:40] ---**
You there, traveler.
**[17:48] ---**
You don't plan to
snatch that umbrella, do you?
**[17:57] ---**
Choose one of these three,
and set out on your adventure.
**[18:05] ---**
Wake up! Wake up!
**[18:09] ---**
I give myself to you!
**[18:13] ---**
Are you awake now?
**[18:16] ---**
- What are you doing?
- Reset marathon.
**[18:23] ---**
What? She's conscious!
**[18:26] ---**
Calm down, it's just temporary.
**[18:30] ---**
Her consciousness is still in
Macbeth's miniature garden...
**[18:37] ---**
I'm here to save you!
**[18:51] ---**
Looks like there's a snag.
**[18:54] ---**
Let them have their way for now.
**[18:57] ---**
Yes, our plan is just beginning.
**[19:00] ---**
There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
can become an anime.
**[19:04] ---**
It will all go as our committee
has planned.
**[19:08] ---**
Exactly.
**[19:10] ---**
In any case, we shall
attain supremacy this season.
**[19:30] ---**
Here I go!
**[19:31] ---**
I'm going.
**[19:33] ---**
Typical...
***SIGN*** *It's over now.
Thank you for watching until the end.*
**[19:35] ---**
This is the end.
**[19:43] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[19:45] ---**
Everyone's hippo.
**[19:47] ---**
Hippo... hippo hippo...
**[19:49] ---**
Hippo... I'm starving!
***SIGN*** 1\pos(468.444,123.556)}Stomach*s
**[19:55] ---**
I'm so hungry.
***SIGN*** 1\pos(452.444,136.889)}Peek*
**[19:57] ---**
So hungry... I'm so hungry.
***SIGN*** Bugs
**[20:03] ---**
I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
**[20:08] ---**
Here's a scorpion!
**[20:11] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[20:22] ---**
Damn you, lightning!
**[20:24] ---**
Like you scare me!
**[20:28] ---**
That's some fighting spirit.
**[20:30] ---**
Damn you!
**[20:33] ---**
You're nothing!
**[20:39] ---**
Masashi Super Dry!
**[20:47] ---**
Do you realize what you've done?
**[20:50] ---**
Do you?!
**[20:53] ---**
Eat this cutlet bowl.
**[20:55] ---**
I said eat the cutlet!
**[21:11] ---**
Hello, in this segment
**[21:12] ---**
we poke fun at the stereotypes
to convey the sense that perhaps,
**[21:16] ---**
Parisians really aren't like that.
***SIGN*** We're going to Paris at last! I can't wait.
***SIGN*** I don't know French, will I manage?
**[21:30] ---**
Don't worry, I've a great idea.
***SIGN*** You just have to know the gestures.
***SIGN*** Now that you mention it, they love making gestures.
**[21:56] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[21:59] ---**
I never get upset.
**[22:03] ---**
Are you upset?
**[22:05] ---**
I'm not upset.
**[22:08] ---**
Are you upset?
**[22:10] ---**
I'm not upset.
***SIGN*** Tasty Pickled Radish
**[22:23] ---**
Are you upset?
**[22:24] ---**
I'm not upset.
**[23:24] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:27] ---**
No one in my class knows
that I'm a celebrity idol!
**[23:30] ---**
Things happen, and I'm about
to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
**[23:33] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 2
"Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
**[23:37] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:40] ---**
# E2 - Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P2DE/vanver---a-game-in-another-dimension)
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***SIGN*** *#2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
By Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *A Game in Another Dimension
Vanver*
**[01:45] ---**
Be careful, everyone!
There's the Demon King!
**[01:51] ---**
You have done well to come this far.
I applaud you.
**[01:56] ---**
Master Hero,
let me use my summoning magic!
**[01:59] ---**
Right, I'm counting on you!
**[02:02] ---**
Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
I order you to appear!
**[02:07] ---**
Messenger from across the miles,
Twin Elemental Dragon!
**[02:20] ---**
What the?
Looks a little more complete this time.
**[02:23] ---**
Guess this shit anime put all their energy
into the original season, then ran out of gas.
**[02:29] ---**
I am the Demon King.
**[02:31] ---**
I'm sooo scared.
**[02:32] ---**
Do something!
You're the beast she summoned!
**[02:35] ---**
Shut up, bit part actor.
Your face isn't even drawn in.
**[02:39] ---**
I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
**[02:43] ---**
I completely agree.
**[02:45] ---**
Oh well...
**[02:47] ---**
I hear you're good at impersonating,
Mr. Hero?
**[02:50] ---**
If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
**[02:56] ---**
"H-How you doin'?"
**[03:01] ---**
Huh?
**[03:04] ---**
What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
**[03:07] ---**
Okay, next. Do an impression.
**[03:12] ---**
Do it!
**[03:14] ---**
O-Okay!
**[03:17] ---**
"How you doin'? H-How you doin'?"
**[03:20] ---**
"H-How you doin'?"
**[03:23] ---**
And you get paid for that?
Talk about an easy job.
**[03:27] ---**
I completely agree!
**[03:30] ---**
H-Hey wait. Stop this recording.
**[03:32] ---**
- Stop.
- Right.
**[03:34] ---**
- Mr. Producer, can we see you?
- Yeah, please come.
**[03:38] ---**
I was told about this.
I was, but isn't this a little ridiculous?
**[03:43] ---**
This script is mostly,
"Please ad lib it."
**[03:45] ---**
I wasn't told about doing impressions.
**[03:48] ---**
We thought it might be fun.
**[03:50] ---**
- Fun?!
- Things seemed quiet in the booth.
**[03:53] ---**
I heard only snickers.
**[03:55] ---**
- We're sorry.
- Take this and rewrite it.
**[03:59] ---**
- Lately, the work's been really shoddy.
- I'm sorry.
**[04:02] ---**
- It's the entire industry.
- I'm sorry. Thanks for coming.
**[04:07] ---**
Did you get it?
**[04:24] ---**
Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
**[04:29] ---**
Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
**[04:36] ---**
Zero percent...
**[05:08] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[05:10] ---**
Can't wait to see the panda.
***SIGN*** Boo Zoo
**[05:12] ---**
- A panda!
- So cute!
**[05:14] ---**
- A koala!
- So cute!
**[05:16] ---**
- A panda!
- Saw it.
**[05:17] ---**
- A koala!
- Saw it.
**[05:19] ---**
- A Tasmanian tiger.
- So cute!
**[05:20] ---**
- A wombat.
- So cute.
**[05:22] ---**
- A dingo.
- Don't care.
**[05:23] ---**
- A wallaby.
- So cute.
**[05:25] ---**
- A wombat.
- Saw it.
**[05:26] ---**
- A Tasmanian devil.
- Saw it.
**[05:28] ---**
Not. A Tasmanian devil
hasn't appeared yet.
**[05:31] ---**
Oops.
**[05:40] ---**
- Let's go to the beach.
- Okay!
**[05:45] ---**
- Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
- Can't.
**[05:48] ---**
The set isn't ordered for that,
so we can't.
**[06:14] ---**
No one can beat my smile!
**[06:17] ---**
Oh? Can you beat mine?
***SIGN*** Love Me * Pop Team Epic
**[06:39] ---**
Every day, you totally ignore me
**[06:45] ---**
Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
**[06:51] ---**
You pretend not to notice that I love you
**[06:58] ---**
You are so rude, go take a nap!
**[07:04] ---**
I don't care what your tastes are
**[07:09] ---**
Delve into subculture,
but it's still so fake
**[07:17] ---**
Well, let me show you
my Pop Technique!
**[07:20] ---**
My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
**[07:26] ---**
I'll give you a thrill
you've never experienced
**[07:33] ---**
A unique love like mine
is tantalizing, right?
**[07:39] ---**
I won't let you say
you're not interested
**[07:46] ---**
A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
**[07:49] ---**
Pop Team Epic!
**[08:00] ---**
There's time left,
so let's check our fortunes.
***SIGN*** *°Please use a cell phone
that is equipped with a camera.*
**[08:04] ---**
Time for a screen shot!
**[08:06] ---**
Screen shot!
***SIGN*** *Pop Team Epic
Ridiculous Fortunes*
**[08:22] ---**
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
***SIGN*** *What!?*
**[08:28] ---**
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
***SIGN*** *What!?*
**[08:33] ---**
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
***SIGN*** *What!?*
**[08:41] ---**
Here you go.
**[08:44] ---**
I'll put it on Instagram.
**[08:47] ---**
Don't interrupt.
**[08:53] ---**
Oh, oh! Come on! Yeah! Yeah! Let's go!
**[09:02] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[09:05] ---**
Let's play hide-and-seek.
**[09:07] ---**
Sure.
**[09:09] ---**
One...
**[09:11] ---**
Two...
**[09:12] ---**
Three...
**[09:14] ---**
Four...
**[09:15] ---**
Five...
**[09:17] ---**
Ready or not?
***SIGN*** Not yet.
**[09:20] ---**
*Hide-and-seek*
***SIGN*** - Ready or not? - Not yet.
***SIGN*** Ready or not?
**[09:25] ---**
*Decided!*
***SIGN*** Ready... Ready...
***SIGN*** Ready... Rea...
***SIGN*** Ready... Rea...
**[09:34] ---**
Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
**[09:53] ---**
From the shadows of
the lake shore forest...
**[09:56] ---**
- Waking...
- From the shadows of...
**[09:59] ---**
Don't sing over me!
**[10:01] ---**
Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
Hurry, run!
**[10:10] ---**
Say,
**[10:11] ---**
think about what you'll do if
I become an adult tomorrow before you.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:34] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
The manager's sick!
**[11:38] ---**
And at the last minute,
Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
**[11:41] ---**
What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
**[11:43] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
"Daichi is the New Manager?"
**[11:47] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** *#2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
by Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** *A Game in Another Dimension
Vanver*
**[13:35] ---**
Be careful, everyone!
There's the Demon King!
**[13:42] ---**
You have done well to come this far.
I applaud you.
**[13:46] ---**
Master Hero,
let me use my summoning magic!
**[13:49] ---**
Right, I'm counting on you!
**[13:51] ---**
Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
I order you to appear!
**[13:56] ---**
Messenger from across the miles,
Twin Elemental Dragon!
**[14:10] ---**
What's this?
It's not even completed yet!
**[14:13] ---**
Guess this shit anime put all their energy
into the original season, then ran out of gas.
**[14:19] ---**
I am the Demon King.
**[14:21] ---**
I'm sooo scared.
**[14:22] ---**
Do something!
You're the beast she summoned!
**[14:25] ---**
Shut up, bit part actor.
Your face isn't even drawn in.
**[14:30] ---**
I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
**[14:33] ---**
I completely agree.
**[14:35] ---**
Oh well...
**[14:37] ---**
Do something fun.
**[14:40] ---**
If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
**[14:44] ---**
O-Okay, I’ll imitate a donkey.
**[14:53] ---**
Huh?
**[14:54] ---**
What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
**[14:58] ---**
Okay, next. Do an impression.
**[15:02] ---**
I mean you!
**[15:04] ---**
O-Okay!
**[15:06] ---**
"Hey you! Yabba dabba doo!"
**[15:09] ---**
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
**[15:13] ---**
And you get paid for that?
Talk about an easy job.
**[15:17] ---**
I completely agree!
**[15:20] ---**
Cut!
**[15:22] ---**
- I can't take this…
- Hey…
**[15:24] ---**
Hey, come in here! Hey!
**[15:27] ---**
Mr. Producer!
**[15:29] ---**
Oh, hello.
**[15:30] ---**
What is with this idiotic anime?
**[15:33] ---**
- Sorry, are you okay?
- This girl...
**[15:36] ---**
She's never done an impersonation!
**[15:38] ---**
Let's go... Let's go home.
**[15:40] ---**
W-Wait…
**[15:41] ---**
Gimme those glasses! You jerk!
Let's go,come on!
**[15:44] ---**
Throw it! Throw!
**[15:47] ---**
- I'm taking this!
- Let's go outside and cool down…
**[15:53] ---**
Did you get it?
**[16:11] ---**
Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
**[16:16] ---**
Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
**[16:23] ---**
Zero percent...
**[16:55] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Boo Zoo
**[16:58] ---**
Can't wait to see the panda.
**[16:59] ---**
- A panda!
- So cute!
**[17:01] ---**
- A koala!
- So cute!
**[17:03] ---**
- A panda!
- Saw it.
**[17:04] ---**
- A koala!
- Saw it.
**[17:06] ---**
- A Tasmanian tiger.
- So cute!
**[17:08] ---**
- A wombat.
- So cute.
**[17:09] ---**
- A dingo.
- Don't care.
**[17:11] ---**
- A wallaby.
- So cute.
**[17:12] ---**
- A wombat.
- Saw it.
**[17:14] ---**
- A Tasmanian devil.
- Saw it.
**[17:15] ---**
Not. A Tasmanian devil
hasn't appeared yet.
**[17:19] ---**
Oops.
**[17:28] ---**
- Let's go to the beach.
- Okay!
**[17:32] ---**
- Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
- Can't.
**[17:35] ---**
The set isn't ordered for that,
so we can't.
**[18:01] ---**
No one can beat my smile!
**[18:04] ---**
Oh? Can you beat mine?
***SIGN*** Love Me * Pop Team Epic
**[18:26] ---**
Every day, you totally ignore me
**[18:32] ---**
Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
**[18:38] ---**
You pretend not to notice that I love you
**[18:45] ---**
You are so rude, go take a nap!
**[18:51] ---**
I don't care what your tastes are
**[18:56] ---**
Delve into subculture,
but it's still so fake
**[19:04] ---**
Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
**[19:07] ---**
My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
**[19:13] ---**
I'll give you a thrill
you've never experienced
**[19:20] ---**
A unique love like mine
is tantalizing, right?
**[19:26] ---**
I won't let you say you're not interested
**[19:33] ---**
A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
**[19:36] ---**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:46] ---**
There's time left,
so let's check our fortunes.
***SIGN*** *°Please use a cell phone
that is equipped with a camera.*
**[19:51] ---**
Time for a screen shot!
**[19:53] ---**
Screen shot!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic Ridiculous Fortunes
**[20:12] ---**
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
***SIGN*** *What!?*
***SIGN*** *What!?*
***SIGN*** *What!?*
**[20:31] ---**
Here you go.
**[20:34] ---**
I'll put it on Instagram.
**[20:37] ---**
Don't interrupt.
**[20:52] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[20:55] ---**
Let's play hide-and-seek.
**[20:57] ---**
Sure.
**[20:59] ---**
One...
**[21:01] ---**
Two...
**[21:02] ---**
Three...
**[21:04] ---**
Four...
**[21:05] ---**
Five...
**[21:07] ---**
Ready or not?
***SIGN*** Not yet.
**[21:10] ---**
*Hide-and-seek*
***SIGN*** - Ready or not? - Not yet.
***SIGN*** Ready or not?
**[21:16] ---**
*Decided!*
***SIGN*** Ready... Ready...
**[21:24] ---**
Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
**[21:43] ---**
From the shadows of
the lake shore forest...
**[21:46] ---**
- Waking...
- From the shadows of...
**[21:49] ---**
Don't sing over me!
**[21:51] ---**
Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
Hurry, run!
**[22:00] ---**
Say,
**[22:01] ---**
think about what you'll do if
I become an adult tomorrow before you.
**[23:23] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
The manager's sick!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:27] ---**
And at the last minute,
Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
**[23:31] ---**
What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
**[23:33] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
"Daichi is the New Manager?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:39] ---**
# E3 - The Documentary
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DJGN/the-documentary)
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**[00:04] ---**
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[00:08] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[00:10] ---**
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
***SIGN*** *Peer Gynt "Morning"*
***SIGN*** Ahh, I slept so well.
***SIGN*** Oh my...
**[02:11] ---**
You! You! You!
**[02:12] ---**
You! You! You!
***SIGN*** #3 "The Documentary"
**[02:16] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[02:23] ---**
*The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[02:32] ---**
*X Day of X Month
A Certain Live Music Club in Tokyo*
**[02:41] ---**
*Idol Producer PipiP...*
***SIGN*** PipiP
**[02:44] ---**
*PipiP has sent numerous
performers out into the world.*
**[02:49] ---**
*The focus of her efforts right now,*
**[02:52] ---**
*is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
***SIGN*** Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
**[02:56] ---**
The hell are you doing?!
**[02:58] ---**
- Stop smoking!
- The hell do you think you are?
**[03:02] ---**
Screw you, man!
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with
the Tame Monkeys*
**[03:08] ---**
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
**[03:11] ---**
We're idols!
Don't you know that?!
**[03:15] ---**
Tell her too, Producer!
**[03:19] ---**
Listen, Pop-chin. I think
you should lose the cigarettes.
**[03:30] ---**
Excellent, Pop-chin! You know
exactly how to put out a cigarette!
**[03:34] ---**
Err...
**[03:39] ---**
What?! She's a chain smoker!
**[03:41] ---**
- Yes!
- Right!
**[03:45] ---**
Huh? Who're you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
**[03:49] ---**
I told you people were
interviewing us today, remember?
**[03:55] ---**
I'm going to do my best again today!
**[03:59] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[04:03] ---**
*Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?*
**[04:08] ---**
She's going to be a top idol someday.
**[04:25] ---**
If you wanna get it,
come at me now!
**[04:30] ---**
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
**[04:36] ---**
*In her search to find the best
counterbalance for her star*
**[04:41] ---**
*she kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.*
**[04:41] ---**
Panda! Gorilla!
**[04:45] ---**
*However, try as she might,
PipiP was not satisfied with any of them.*
**[04:46] ---**
What is this thing?! Dog!
**[04:52] ---**
*Finally, PipiP came to a certain conclusion.*
***SIGN*** *The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins*
**[05:00] ---**
*What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?*
**[05:13] ---**
*And the plan was put into action.*
**[05:18] ---**
*Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.*
**[05:25] ---**
*In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.*
**[05:34] ---**
Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall!
Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall!
**[05:43] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[05:50] ---**
*Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?*
**[05:55] ---**
Whatevs.
***SIGN*** *The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[06:13] ---**
*The End*
**[06:24] ---**
It's over. Throw in the towel!
**[06:27] ---**
Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
**[06:40] ---**
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
**[06:43] ---**
Yeah, it'll camouflage
the color of blood.
**[06:48] ---**
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
**[06:52] ---**
Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
**[06:59] ---**
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
**[07:01] ---**
- I know a cool job.
- Oh tell me! Tell me!
**[07:05] ---**
Okay, you get paid in advance.
**[07:09] ---**
Yay!
**[07:15] ---**
- Here's the list.
- For what?
**[07:17] ---**
- Kill them.
- Who?
**[07:20] ---**
Bukubu.
**[07:36] ---**
French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
**[07:39] ---**
They're even better in France.
**[07:42] ---**
In this segment, Popuko
discovers real baguettes.
**[07:52] ---**
French baguettes are so good!
**[07:56] ---**
I know, right? Let's buy some for later.
**[08:00] ---**
Unbelievable!
**[08:02] ---**
I can't live without these!
**[08:07] ---**
Isn't this a bit overboard?
**[08:11] ---**
Is it?
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:18] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[08:22] ---**
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
**[08:26] ---**
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
**[08:39] ---**
What?
**[08:45] ---**
It was bigger than I thought.
**[08:54] ---**
What're you doing?
**[08:56] ---**
Listen to what happened...
**[08:59] ---**
I was walking
along the road when...
**[09:01] ---**
The ground fell out from under me.
**[09:07] ---**
How could that happen?
**[09:08] ---**
It did!
**[09:14] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New Series)**
**[09:17] ---**
I love the samba!
**[09:19] ---**
Oh, mambo!
**[09:22] ---**
Hey...
***SIGN*** Samba Master
**[09:27] ---**
My casual mambo hurt
the samba master.
**[09:31] ---**
Olé!
***SIGN*** Flamenco Master
**[09:36] ---**
My casual olé hurt
the flamenco master.
**[09:40] ---**
And this bonded
the two wounded masters!
**[09:47] ---**
A letter came today.
**[09:52] ---**
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
**[09:57] ---**
Please challenge yourselves
with more original content.
**[10:03] ---**
That really hit me, right here.
**[10:07] ---**
Gotcha!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, how cute!
**[10:19] ---**
Nah, on closer inspection...
It's really irritating!
**[10:27] ---**
Your life will end in 30 minutes.
**[10:32] ---**
1... 2...
**[10:36] ---**
3... 4– Shit, the song started.
**[10:41] ---**
5... Wait, was I on 5?
**[10:45] ---**
10... 11...
**[10:48] ---**
12... 13...
**[10:52] ---**
14... 15...
**[10:55] ---**
Wait, am I counting these seconds right?
**[10:58] ---**
1... 2–
**[11:01] ---**
1, 2, 3, 4...
**[11:06] ---**
Right? Um... 6,
**[11:09] ---**
7, 8, 9, 10,
**[11:15] ---**
11... Hello? Someone help me count.
**[11:19] ---**
How many seconds is 30 minutes?
**[11:22] ---**
1, um, uh, er...
**[11:26] ---**
Um... 30!
**[11:29] ---**
Hello? Has it been 30 minutes?
**[11:31] ---**
Or 30 seconds? What? How long–
***SIGN*** *Preview*
**[11:34] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[11:36] ---**
I'm in an audition against
Devil Volcano!
**[11:39] ---**
Daichi and I are going to
rehearse all alone?!
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[11:44] ---**
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[11:47] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[11:54] ---**
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[11:58] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[12:00] ---**
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
***SIGN*** *Peer Gynt "Morning"*
**[13:52] ---**
Ahh, I slept so well.
**[13:57] ---**
Oh my...
**[14:01] ---**
You! You! You!
**[14:03] ---**
You! You! You!
***SIGN*** #3 "The Documentary"
***SIGN*** By Space Cat Company
**[14:13] ---**
*The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[14:22] ---**
*X Day of X Month
A Certain Live Music Club in the City*
**[14:31] ---**
*Idol Producer PipiP...*
***SIGN*** PipiP
**[14:34] ---**
*PipiP has sent numerous
performers out into the world.*
**[14:39] ---**
*The focus of her efforts right now,*
**[14:42] ---**
*is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with
the Tame Monkeys*
**[14:46] ---**
The hell are you doing?!
**[14:48] ---**
- Stop smoking!
- The hell do you think you are?
**[14:52] ---**
The hell's your problem?!
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
**[14:58] ---**
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
**[15:02] ---**
We're idols!
Don't you know that?!
**[15:05] ---**
Tell her too, Producer!
**[15:10] ---**
Pop-chin, I think you
should lose the cigarettes.
**[15:20] ---**
Yo, you're smoking Ga**?!
That's frickin' awesome! You rule!
**[15:27] ---**
Hey.
**[15:29] ---**
Cut off the end!
**[15:31] ---**
-Yes!
- Right!
**[15:31] ---**
Get to it!
**[15:35] ---**
Huh? Who're you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
**[15:38] ---**
Pop-chan, this is for TV.
They're covering us for *Yoasobi*.
**[15:45] ---**
I'm going to do my best again today!
**[15:49] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[15:53] ---**
*Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?*
**[15:57] ---**
Well, I need to look out for myself.
**[16:15] ---**
I've been done with this shit years ago!
**[16:20] ---**
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
**[16:26] ---**
*In his search to find the best
counterbalance for his star*
**[16:27] ---**
It's your fault...
**[16:31] ---**
*he kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.*
**[16:32] ---**
...that we keep getting shit on!
**[16:35] ---**
*However, try as he might,
he was not satisfied.*
**[16:37] ---**
Weakling!
**[16:42] ---**
*Finally, PipiP found a solution.*
***SIGN*** *The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins*
**[16:50] ---**
*What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?*
**[16:55] ---**
Well...
**[17:03] ---**
*And the plan was put into action.*
**[17:08] ---**
*Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.*
**[17:15] ---**
*In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.*
***SIGN*** *We asked PipiP.*
**[17:40] ---**
*Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?*
**[17:44] ---**
Bruuuh...
***SIGN*** *The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[18:03] ---**
*The End*
**[18:14] ---**
It’s over. Throw in the towel!
**[18:17] ---**
Sorry, $%*#$*%#&!
**[18:30] ---**
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah... Red's just not my color.
**[18:38] ---**
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
**[18:42] ---**
It doesn't run on just gas? Never mind, then.
**[18:49] ---**
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
**[18:51] ---**
- I know a cool job.
- Oh tell me! Tell me!
**[18:55] ---**
Okay, you get paid in advance.
**[18:59] ---**
Yay!
**[19:05] ---**
- Here's the list.
- For what?
**[19:06] ---**
- Do it.
- Do what?
**[19:08] ---**
Take this golden gun.
**[19:10] ---**
Gol**n Eye!
**[19:26] ---**
French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
**[19:29] ---**
They're even better in France.
**[19:32] ---**
In this segment, Popuko
discovers real baguettes.
**[19:43] ---**
French baguettes are so good!
**[19:47] ---**
Right?! Let's buy some for later.
**[19:50] ---**
I can't even!
**[19:53] ---**
These are perfect for skiing!
**[19:57] ---**
Yeah, you're way too cool for school.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[20:09] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[20:12] ---**
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
**[20:16] ---**
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
**[20:21] ---**
Yay! Yay! Ya–
**[20:29] ---**
What?
**[20:31] ---**
It's so much fun going
on a big, huge adventure!
**[20:35] ---**
It was bigger than I thought.
**[20:43] ---**
Why are you trying this hard?
**[20:46] ---**
Listen to what happened...
**[20:49] ---**
I was walking along the road when...
**[20:52] ---**
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
**[20:52] ---**
The ground fell out from under me.
**[20:57] ---**
How could that happen?
**[20:58] ---**
It did!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[21:04] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[21:07] ---**
I love the samba!
**[21:10] ---**
Oh, mambo!
**[21:12] ---**
Hey...
***SIGN*** Samba Master
**[21:17] ---**
My casual mambo hurt
the samba master.
**[21:21] ---**
Olé!
***SIGN*** Flamenco Master
**[21:26] ---**
My casual olé hurt
the master teacher.
**[21:31] ---**
And this bonded
the two wounded masters!
**[21:36] ---**
Shit, say it with me.
**[21:37] ---**
We've got a message from
a listener named Bukubun.
**[21:40] ---**
Yo, thank you very much!
**[21:42] ---**
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
**[21:45] ---**
Please challenge yourselves with more
original content. What do you think, Pop-chin?
**[21:51] ---**
Well, we can't say much since
we were made for this series...
**[21:55] ---**
But yeah, you've got a point.
**[22:02] ---**
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
**[22:05] ---**
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
**[22:08] ---**
Oh, how cute!
**[22:09] ---**
Actually, you're exactly what I'm into!
**[22:15] ---**
And that's why...
**[22:18] ---**
I have to destroy you with my own hands.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:24] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:26] ---**
I'm in an audition against
Devil Volcano!
**[23:29] ---**
Daichi and I are going to
rehearse all alone?!
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[23:34] ---**
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[23:37] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
# E4 - SWGP 2018
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9282/swgp-2018)
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**[00:01] ---**
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[00:03] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
***SIGN*** New Series**
***SIGN*** Weeheeheeehee
**[00:06] ---**
Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
***SIGN*** Fasting till
you die
**[00:08] ---**
I have... It's so much fun.
***SIGN*** Weeheeeheepic
**[00:11] ---**
Then why're you alive?!
**[00:12] ---**
Who is this old guy?!
**[00:14] ---**
Don't try keeping up
with young people. It's uncool.
**[00:17] ---**
Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
**[00:20] ---**
Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
**[00:23] ---**
Unpleasant.
***SIGN*** Weeheeheeheepic
**[00:24] ---**
Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
**[00:31] ---**
Say something!
**[02:06] ---**
*#4
SWGP 2018*
**[02:06] ---**
*By Space Cat Company*
**[02:20] ---**
I prepared as well I could.
Just enjoy the ride now.
**[02:23] ---**
Coach...
**[02:27] ---**
Here we go,
this is the race of the century.
**[02:30] ---**
The world's daredevils have come
to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
**[02:35] ---**
I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
**[02:37] ---**
Along with me, John K.
**[02:42] ---**
Cool running!
**[02:46] ---**
All the racers are safely out the gate.
**[02:49] ---**
We're coming to the first turn.
**[02:50] ---**
Cool running...
**[03:00] ---**
What? Were you abandoned?
**[03:07] ---**
Cool!
**[03:09] ---**
Ever heard of the Skeleton?
**[03:12] ---**
Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
**[03:15] ---**
Then I must try it!
**[03:21] ---**
The race is coming to a climax.
**[03:24] ---**
Hit and interfere!
**[03:26] ---**
It's the death course where anything goes!
**[03:29] ---**
That's why it's the most dangerous
sport in the world!
**[03:33] ---**
Now who will be left standing?
**[03:36] ---**
Hey, there's a racer
leaving the pack!
**[03:40] ---**
Haha!
At this rate, the rest will be history!
**[03:43] ---**
You left trash, so I picked it up.
**[03:46] ---**
I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
**[03:50] ---**
Oh no, he blew himself up!
**[03:55] ---**
The rest of the racers are
picking up speed!
**[04:00] ---**
Get out of the way!
**[04:02] ---**
- What?!
- Boys...
**[04:03] ---**
- A family of penguins!
- Be careful now.
**[04:10] ---**
Oh, something terrible has happened!
**[04:14] ---**
I hope the penguins are safe.
**[04:17] ---**
Okay, back to the race.
Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
**[04:21] ---**
Wait! There's another racer
who jumps into the lead!
**[04:21] ---**
Whoa! I'm spinning,
spinning, spinning, spinning...
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[04:26] ---**
The "R" in GTR stands for
the legend who is invincible!
**[04:30] ---**
Is this it for Popuko?
**[04:33] ---**
H-Hold it. Look at that?
**[04:35] ---**
Yay!
**[04:37] ---**
Zoom! Wait for me, my little Pop!
**[04:38] ---**
It's Coach Pipimi!
Look at her go!
**[04:43] ---**
Coach Pipimi's
super turbo engine and sharp tip,
**[04:43] ---**
Oho? Yes? Sure? Oh? Yes? I'm sharp?
**[04:47] ---**
is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
**[04:48] ---**
Aeronautics? That's like a smart-person word.
**[04:51] ---**
worthy of being known as
the mad dog of the circuit.
**[04:52] ---**
Wait, mad dog disease?
**[04:54] ---**
And when we merge,
our speed doubles.
**[04:57] ---**
Popupipi!
**[04:59] ---**
*You got boost power!*
**[05:01] ---**
What?
How can they do that me, the GTR?!
**[05:05] ---**
Popuko blasts GTR!
**[05:11] ---**
The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
**[05:12] ---**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[05:14] ---**
The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
**[05:15] ---**
I love you so much!
**[05:20] ---**
Hey, what's this?
**[05:21] ---**
According to a report
we just received...
**[05:21] ---**
Yo, wtf?! Put me back up there!
**[05:24] ---**
Suspicion of drug use has arisen
over Popuko's unusual behavior.
**[05:32] ---**
What?!
It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
**[05:36] ---**
Oh well, now that it's out, it's over!
**[05:38] ---**
Ca-chunk! Ca-chunk!
**[05:51] ---**
Corner me to the wall!
**[05:53] ---**
Okay, crunch, crunch!
**[05:59] ---**
Here we go.
**[06:16] ---**
A save point!
**[06:21] ---**
Peek.
**[06:22] ---**
What's the matter?
**[06:26] ---**
There's the boss!
**[06:28] ---**
*Pop Team Epic Factoid
Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.*
**[06:37] ---**
I am the Demon King that rules
over 7 seas and 5 continents!
**[06:42] ---**
I will breed fear in man...
**[06:43] ---**
Master! The throne is broken,
so I have a bean-bag chair instead!
**[06:46] ---**
Huh? It's broken? Oh, I see...
***SIGN*** Squish... <3
**[06:52] ---**
Oh, this is great!
I don't want to move.
**[06:58] ---**
Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
***SIGN*** So good
***SIGN*** It's a rip-off
***SIGN*** Popukoooo
***SIGN*** So cute
***SIGN*** Yeah, get out
***SIGN*** Get lost, haters
***SIGN*** Mods aren't doing their job
***SIGN*** Too creepy
***SIGN*** LOL she's flying
***SIGN*** What are they even parodying?
***SIGN*** Hell Southern Cross
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:51] ---**
*Bob Epic Team.*
***SIGN*** New series**
**[08:53] ---**
Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
**[08:57] ---**
Go home!
**[08:58] ---**
I'm a cat.
**[09:00] ---**
Meow, meow.
**[09:03] ---**
Meow, meow.
**[09:07] ---**
Go home!
**[09:10] ---**
Go home!
**[09:13] ---**
Can't fool her, huh?
**[09:16] ---**
Go home!
**[09:19] ---**
Go home!
**[09:25] ---**
Oops!
**[09:30] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[09:35] ---**
Yay!
**[09:38] ---**
A time paradox has occurred.
**[09:41] ---**
Popuko, you must not change the future!
**[09:48] ---**
I've become evil.
**[09:51] ---**
Revive with friendship power!
**[09:53] ---**
- Noooo!
- There, there.
**[10:11] ---**
I am Mary. I am right
in front of your house.
**[10:16] ---**
The hell'd you go?! Huh?!
**[10:25] ---**
I am Mary.
**[10:26] ---**
- Where are you?!
- At the station...
**[10:28] ---**
Don't you run away!
**[11:31] ---**
Hi, I'm Shizuku!
***SIGN*** *Preview*
**[11:32] ---**
Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
**[11:35] ---**
She filled my mind,
and I ended up failing all my courses!
***SIGN*** Royal Straight Flush
of Failing Grades
**[11:39] ---**
Just because you're tutoring me,
doesn't mean I think you're cool!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
"Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up."
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[11:53] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
***SIGN*** New series**
***SIGN*** Weeheeheehee
**[11:56] ---**
Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
***SIGN*** Fasting till
you die
**[11:57] ---**
I have... It's so much fun.
***SIGN*** Weeheeheeheepic
**[11:59] ---**
Weeheehee, weeheehee!
**[12:01] ---**
Then why're you alive?!
**[12:03] ---**
Who is this old guy?!
**[12:04] ---**
Don't try keeping up
with young people. It's uncool.
**[12:07] ---**
Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
**[12:10] ---**
Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
**[12:13] ---**
Unpleasant.
***SIGN*** Weeheeheeheepic
**[12:14] ---**
Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
**[12:21] ---**
Say something!
**[13:56] ---**
a6\i1}#4
SWGP 2018*
**[13:56] ---**
*By Space Cat Company*
**[14:10] ---**
I prepared as well I could.
Just enjoy the ride now.
**[14:14] ---**
Coach...
**[14:17] ---**
Here we go,
this is the race of the century.
**[14:20] ---**
The world's daredevils have come
to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
**[14:25] ---**
I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
**[14:27] ---**
Along with me, John K.
**[14:33] ---**
Cool running!
**[14:36] ---**
All the racers are safely out the gate.
**[14:39] ---**
We're coming to the first turn.
**[14:41] ---**
Cool running...
**[14:51] ---**
What? Were you abandoned?
**[14:57] ---**
Cool!
**[14:59] ---**
Ever heard of the Skeleton?
**[15:02] ---**
Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
**[15:05] ---**
Then I must try it!
**[15:11] ---**
The race is coming to a climax.
**[15:14] ---**
Hit and interfere!
**[15:16] ---**
It's the death course where anything goes!
**[15:19] ---**
That's why it's the most dangerous
sport in the world!
**[15:23] ---**
Now who will be left standing?
**[15:26] ---**
Hey, there's a racer leaving the pack!
**[15:30] ---**
Haha! At this rate,
the rest will be history!
**[15:33] ---**
You left trash, so I picked it up.
**[15:36] ---**
I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
**[15:41] ---**
Oh no, he blew himself up!
**[15:45] ---**
The rest of the racers are
picking up speed!
**[15:50] ---**
Get out of the way!
**[15:52] ---**
- What?!
- Boys...
**[15:53] ---**
- A family of penguins!
- Be careful now.
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, something terrible has happened!
**[16:04] ---**
I hope the penguins are safe.
**[16:07] ---**
Okay, back to the race.
Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
**[16:11] ---**
Wait! There's another racer
who jumps into the lead!
**[16:11] ---**
I'm going counter-clockwise!
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[16:16] ---**
The "R" in GTR stands for
the legend who is invincible!
**[16:20] ---**
Is this it for Popuko?
**[16:22] ---**
My leg... I'm finished...
**[16:23] ---**
H-Hold it. Look at that?
**[16:27] ---**
It's Coach Pipimi!
Look at her go!
**[16:27] ---**
No one invited me but here I come!
**[16:33] ---**
Coach Pipimi's
super turbo engine and sharp tip,
**[16:37] ---**
is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
**[16:41] ---**
worthy of being known as
the mad dog of the circuit.
**[16:44] ---**
When you and I combine,
we become twice as fast!
**[16:51] ---**
What?
How can they do that me, the GTR?!
**[16:55] ---**
Popuko blasts GTR!
**[17:01] ---**
The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
**[17:04] ---**
The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
**[17:09] ---**
Huh? What? What's your problem, man?
**[17:10] ---**
Hey, what's this?
**[17:11] ---**
According to a report
we just received...
**[17:14] ---**
Suspicion of drug use has arisen
over Popuko's unusual behavior.
**[17:21] ---**
What?!
It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
**[17:26] ---**
Welp, guess you saw through us.
**[17:41] ---**
Corner me to the wall!
**[17:43] ---**
Okay. Crunch, crunch.
**[17:49] ---**
I guess you got a new ride now.
**[17:52] ---**
I guess.
**[18:06] ---**
A save point!
**[18:15] ---**
There's the boss.
**[18:18] ---**
*Pop Team Epic Factoid
Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.*
**[18:27] ---**
I am the Demon King that rules
over 7 seas and 5 continents!
**[18:32] ---**
I will breed fear in man...
**[18:34] ---**
Master! The throne is broken,
so I have a bean-bag chair instead!
**[18:38] ---**
Huh? It broke?
***SIGN*** Squish... <3
**[18:42] ---**
Oh, this is great!
I don't want to move.
**[18:48] ---**
Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
***SIGN*** So good
***SIGN*** It's a rip-off
***SIGN*** Popukoooo
***SIGN*** So cute
***SIGN*** Yeah, get out
***SIGN*** Get lost, haters
***SIGN*** Mods aren't doing their job
***SIGN*** Too creepy
***SIGN*** LOL she's flying
***SIGN*** What are they even parodying?
***SIGN*** Hell Southern Cross
**[20:41] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Series**
**[20:43] ---**
Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
**[20:46] ---**
Go home!
**[20:48] ---**
I'm a cat.
**[20:50] ---**
Meow, meow.
**[20:53] ---**
Meow, meow-meow.
**[20:57] ---**
Go home!
**[21:00] ---**
Go home!
**[21:03] ---**
Can't fool her, huh?
**[21:05] ---**
Green light... red light.
**[21:06] ---**
Go home!
**[21:08] ---**
Green light... red light?
**[21:09] ---**
Go home!
**[21:20] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[21:25] ---**
Yay!
**[21:29] ---**
A time paradox has occurred!
**[21:31] ---**
Popuko, you must not change the future! Yeah!
**[21:38] ---**
I've become evil.
**[21:41] ---**
Revive with friendship power!
**[22:01] ---**
I am Mary. I am right
in front of your house.
**[22:05] ---**
Where'd you go?! Damn it...
**[22:15] ---**
I am Mary.
**[22:16] ---**
- Where are you?!
- At the station...
**[22:19] ---**
Don't you run away!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:21] ---**
Hi, I'm Shizuku!
**[23:22] ---**
Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
**[23:25] ---**
She filled my mind, and I ended up
failing all my courses!
***SIGN*** Royal Straight Flush
of Failing Grades
**[23:29] ---**
Just because you're tutoring me,
doesn't mean I think you're cool!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
"Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
# E5 - Donca * Sis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ87NJ/donca--sis)
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***SIGN*** There will be some static and distortion
during the broadcast but that is intended.
**[01:54] ---**
#5 Donca * Sis
**[01:54] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[01:58] ---**
*Say, Mom...*
**[02:00] ---**
*Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?*
**[02:04] ---**
*Well, I found it too.*
***SIGN*** Donca ° Sis
Don't call me your sister!
**[02:17] ---**
*My name is Iyo Sakuragi
and I'm 16 years old.*
**[02:21] ---**
*I'm a first-year at
St. Culture Academy.*
**[02:26] ---**
A step mom...
**[02:31] ---**
Hey there, first-year!
**[02:35] ---**
Toss me the ball, will you?
**[02:37] ---**
It's Hojo-senpai!
**[02:40] ---**
S-Sure!
**[02:44] ---**
Thanks...
**[02:46] ---**
Ack, Senpai!
**[02:47] ---**
You are way too cool!
**[02:51] ---**
*Hojo-senpai...*
**[02:52] ---**
*soccer team captain,
top scholar and class president...*
**[02:58] ---**
*and the one I love.*
**[03:03] ---**
*That's right... I wonder what
Dad's new wife is like.*
**[03:12] ---**
Here we are!
**[03:15] ---**
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
**[03:19] ---**
H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
**[03:23] ---**
Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
**[03:27] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[03:29] ---**
Y-You're that first-year!
**[03:36] ---**
The hell?
**[03:37] ---**
What the heck are we watching?
**[03:39] ---**
The Seventh Generation.
**[03:42] ---**
U-Um, Senpai...
**[03:45] ---**
Not Senpai.
**[03:47] ---**
We're siblings now, Iyo.
**[03:52] ---**
*No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!*
**[03:59] ---**
*And so began my new life with
Hojo-senpai and my step mom.*
**[04:06] ---**
*It was a life of constant hardship.*
**[04:10] ---**
Woot! Time to hit them pachinko slots!
**[04:11] ---**
*Dad and Mom didn't work, and
spent all day at the pachinko parlor.*
**[04:13] ---**
Yup. Time to win all the tokens.
**[04:17] ---**
You're cheating on me!
**[04:18] ---**
*I couldn't study because they'd do
puppet shows from the window.*
**[04:20] ---**
How dare you?!
**[04:26] ---**
*I couldn't sleep because
of their Gundam motion dancing.*
**[04:27] ---**
Hey, hey, let's all play tag!
**[04:30] ---**
I'mma getcha! I'mma getcha!
I'll keep chasing you!
**[04:34] ---**
*I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.*
**[04:38] ---**
*I was at my limit...*
**[04:41] ---**
*But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.*
**[04:47] ---**
*That is...until that day.*
**[04:52] ---**
How we spend the
household money is up to us!
**[04:53] ---**
Yup, yup, sure is.
**[04:55] ---**
Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
**[04:59] ---**
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
**[05:02] ---**
We'd make so much, we'd
experience the summer of love!
**[05:05] ---**
- I can't take it anymore!
- Iyo!
**[05:06] ---**
You can...!
**[05:08] ---**
You can just...!
**[05:09] ---**
Iyo, stop!
**[05:17] ---**
Let's go play them Ev* slots.
There's an Ev* event today.
**[05:17] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[05:19] ---**
For my sake... Don't do this, Iyo.
**[05:20] ---**
Noice! I can fly!
**[05:24] ---**
If they take you way, I...
**[05:28] ---**
Senpai, are you saying...?
**[05:31] ---**
Yeah, I...
**[05:35] ---**
I ca—
**[05:35] ---**
love you, Iyo!
**[05:36] ---**
Senpai!
**[05:38] ---**
I'm so happy.
**[05:41] ---**
So stop calling me Senpai.
***SIGN*** Five Years Later
**[05:54] ---**
And Senpai and I got married.
**[05:59] ---**
I gave birth to
adorable twins this year.
**[06:02] ---**
We went through a lot, but...
**[06:04] ---**
Right now,
life couldn't be better for us!
**[06:07] ---**
This stroller's gotta be expensive.
**[06:08] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:16] ---**
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
**[06:19] ---**
Here goes.
***SIGN*** Pipimi
14/F.
Tall.
**[06:24] ---**
Clock starts when speed is set...
**[06:26] ---**
It's over.
***SIGN*** Home Run
**[06:27] ---**
It took 7.11 seconds.
**[06:29] ---**
Okay, about his performance.
**[06:32] ---**
Did he have to take this
so seriously?
**[06:37] ---**
That's all. Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:52] ---**
*Pop Team Cooking!*
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:57] ---**
- Pop Team...
- ...Cooking!
**[07:00] ---**
Here's this week's recommendation.
**[07:06] ---**
Simmering.
**[07:10] ---**
And here's...the finished dish!
***SIGN*** This week's recommendation
"Simmering"
***SIGN*** The End
**[07:15] ---**
Tune in again...next week!
**[07:24] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Travelululu Japan
**[07:27] ---**
What's our next vacation?
**[07:31] ---**
Go to the outlet stores.
**[07:34] ---**
Oh look, a supporting role character.
**[07:37] ---**
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
**[07:39] ---**
Once there, go straight
to the pet shop.
***SIGN*** Birds Section
**[07:44] ---**
Then... you heroes
can figure it out, right?
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
Delicious / Nutritious
**[07:52] ---**
Go yourself.
**[07:57] ---**
Can you say
the 3x multiplication table?
**[07:59] ---**
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
**[08:02] ---**
Three three's three.
**[08:03] ---**
- Three three's?
- Three!
**[08:09] ---**
I'm the type that longs
for good strokes.
**[08:15] ---**
- Good girl.
- Oh yeah...
**[08:20] ---**
Good girl. Good girl, good girl, good girl,
good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl...
**[08:24] ---**
Ah, so your neck grows...
**[08:29] ---**
Teachers like that show
up in ghost stories at school.
**[08:29] ---**
Good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl,
good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl...
**[08:46] ---**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Ten minutes earlier
**[08:55] ---**
I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
you die.
**[08:58] ---**
- This is 99.
- Oh, it stopped?
**[09:00] ---**
I'll just self-destruct.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[09:14] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[09:17] ---**
- Sorry, did you wait long?
- No, just got here.
**[09:20] ---**
- Will we make the movie?
- Don't worry.
**[09:25] ---**
- Hey, what're you looking at?
- Huh?
**[09:28] ---**
I said, what're you looking at?!
**[09:31] ---**
Wanna die, you bastard?
**[09:34] ---**
I'm not looking.
**[09:34] ---**
- You are!
- You're looking!
**[09:37] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[09:38] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[09:40] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[09:42] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
***SIGN*** Not looking
**[09:43] ---**
I'm not.
**[09:48] ---**
Here's an impression of M**key!
**[09:50] ---**
You're asking for death.
**[09:52] ---**
Gosh! #$%&! Stop!
**[09:55] ---**
Heh heh! Hey!
**[09:58] ---**
Uh? Aw, #$%&ing stop!
**[10:00] ---**
Oh! Huh! Heiee!
**[10:02] ---**
#$%&ing stop!
**[10:03] ---**
Uh, uh... Uh...
**[10:07] ---**
M**key doesn't snort when he laughs.
**[10:14] ---**
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
**[10:17] ---**
Must hurry, must hurry!
**[10:18] ---**
Tea party, tea party,
we're having a tea party.
**[10:21] ---**
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
**[10:23] ---**
Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
**[10:26] ---**
I'm going to be late.
**[10:26] ---**
Wait, wait!
**[10:27] ---**
Must hurry, must hurry.
**[10:30] ---**
Wait, wait.
**[10:33] ---**
Wait!
**[10:35] ---**
Wait, I said!
**[10:40] ---**
Hey!
**[11:34] ---**
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:36] ---**
What? Daichi and I are close?
**[11:39] ---**
Does that bother you?
**[11:41] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
"Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Repeat broadcast
***SIGN*** There will be some static and distortion
during the broadcast but that is intended.
**[13:44] ---**
#5 Donca * Sis
**[13:44] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[13:48] ---**
*Say, Mom...*
**[13:50] ---**
*Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?*
**[13:54] ---**
*Well, I found it too.*
***SIGN*** Donca ° Sis
Don't call me your sister!
**[14:07] ---**
*My name is Iyo Sakuragi
and I'm 16 years old.*
**[14:11] ---**
*I'm a first-year at
St. Culture Academy.*
**[14:16] ---**
A step mom...
**[14:22] ---**
Hey there, first-year!
**[14:25] ---**
Toss me the ball, will you?
**[14:27] ---**
It's Hojo-senpai!
**[14:30] ---**
S-Sure!
**[14:34] ---**
Thanks...
**[14:36] ---**
Acck, Senpai!
**[14:38] ---**
You are way too cool!
**[14:41] ---**
*Hojo-senpai...*
**[14:42] ---**
*soccer team captain,
top scholar and class president...*
**[14:48] ---**
*and the one I love.*
**[14:53] ---**
*That's right... I wonder what
Dad's new wife is like.*
**[15:02] ---**
Here we are!
**[15:05] ---**
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
**[15:10] ---**
H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
**[15:13] ---**
Just call me "Maman."
**[15:16] ---**
Maman.
**[15:17] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[15:19] ---**
Y-You're that first-year!
**[15:24] ---**
Pipimi marriage, my ass.
**[15:26] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[15:28] ---**
Those internet bastards don't know anything.
**[15:30] ---**
Is that so?
**[15:31] ---**
Yup.
**[15:32] ---**
Really?
**[15:32] ---**
U-Um, Senpai...
**[15:35] ---**
Not Senpai.
**[15:37] ---**
We're siblings now, Iyo.
**[15:42] ---**
*No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!*
**[15:49] ---**
*And so began my new life with
Hojo-senpai and my step mom.*
**[15:56] ---**
*It was a life of constant hardship.*
**[16:00] ---**
I'm gonna use alchemy and
turn this cash into a mansion.
**[16:00] ---**
*Dad and Mom didn't work, and
spent all day at the pachinko parlor.*
**[16:04] ---**
Just put it in savings.
**[16:06] ---**
Savings?
**[16:07] ---**
I love you!
**[16:08] ---**
*I couldn't study because they'd do
puppet shows from the window.*
**[16:09] ---**
Thorns from the past prick you! Take that!
**[16:10] ---**
Ow, ow, ow! I want to hold you, but it hurts!
**[16:14] ---**
Quiz time! This dance
is called "shagedan" but why?
**[16:16] ---**
*I couldn't sleep because
of their Gundam motion dancing.*
**[16:18] ---**
I know! Uh... Because they're gonna shag.
**[16:22] ---**
Wrong.
**[16:23] ---**
Really?
**[16:24] ---**
*I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.*
**[16:28] ---**
*I was at my limit...*
**[16:31] ---**
*But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.*
**[16:37] ---**
That is...until that day.
**[16:42] ---**
How we spend the
household money is up to us!
**[16:44] ---**
Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
**[16:44] ---**
Yeah! You tell her!
**[16:49] ---**
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
**[16:52] ---**
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
**[16:55] ---**
- I can't take it anymore!
- Iyo!
**[16:56] ---**
You can...!
**[16:58] ---**
You can just...!
**[16:59] ---**
Iyo, stop!
**[17:04] ---**
Hey, you good?
**[17:07] ---**
Yo, she just stabbed my guy there.
**[17:07] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[17:08] ---**
Time to leave.
**[17:09] ---**
For my sake... Don't do this, Iyo.
**[17:14] ---**
If they take you way, I...
**[17:18] ---**
Senpai, are you saying...?
**[17:22] ---**
Yeah, I...
**[17:25] ---**
**[17:25] ---**
love you, Iyo!
**[17:26] ---**
Senpai! I'm so happy.
**[17:31] ---**
So stop calling me Senpai.
***SIGN*** *Five Years Later*
**[17:44] ---**
And Senpai and I got married.
**[17:49] ---**
I gave birth to
adorable twins this year.
**[17:52] ---**
We went through a lot, but...
**[17:54] ---**
Wait, did we die?
**[17:54] ---**
Right now,
life couldn't be better for us!
**[17:57] ---**
Nah.
**[17:58] ---**
Didn't she try to stab you?
**[18:00] ---**
For twins, we don't look alike.
**[18:02] ---**
Goo.
**[18:08] ---**
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
**[18:12] ---**
Here goes.
***SIGN*** Pipimi
14/F.
Tall.
**[18:16] ---**
What's up?
**[18:17] ---**
Clock starts when... It's over.
**[18:18] ---**
Home run!
***SIGN*** Home Run
**[18:19] ---**
It took 7.11 seconds.
**[18:22] ---**
Okay, about his performance.
**[18:23] ---**
Good work.
**[18:24] ---**
Did he have to take this
so seriously?
**[18:29] ---**
What now?
**[18:29] ---**
That's all. Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:42] ---**
Pop Team Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:47] ---**
- Pop Team...
- ...Cooking.
**[18:49] ---**
So for the recommendation this week...
**[18:53] ---**
Just stick whatever you want into
the damn pot. Have fun with it. Now simmer.
**[18:58] ---**
Wow!
**[18:59] ---**
And here's the finished dish.
**[19:02] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[19:05] ---**
Welp, see you next week.
***SIGN*** This week's recommendation
"Simmering"
***SIGN*** The End
**[19:07] ---**
Hot.
**[19:09] ---**
Is it good? Eat up.
**[19:15] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Travelululu Japan
**[19:17] ---**
What's our next vacation?
**[19:21] ---**
Go to the outlet stores.
**[19:24] ---**
Oh look, a supporting role character.
**[19:27] ---**
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
**[19:30] ---**
Once there, go straight
to the pet shop.
***SIGN*** Birds Section
**[19:34] ---**
Then... you heroes
can figure it out, right?
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
Delicious / Nutritious
**[19:42] ---**
Go yourself.
**[19:47] ---**
Can you say
the 3x multiplication table?
**[19:49] ---**
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
**[19:52] ---**
Three three's three.
**[19:53] ---**
- Three three's?
- Three!
**[19:56] ---**
Three!
**[19:59] ---**
I'm the type that longs
for good strokes.
**[20:05] ---**
- Good girl.
- Oh yeah...
**[20:10] ---**
Say, Popuko. This is where it gets long.
**[20:13] ---**
Not only the neck, the interaction too.
**[20:15] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:16] ---**
In that case... Sing
me the song of your people.
**[20:19] ---**
Okay, here we go.
**[20:20] ---**
"Popuko and Pipimi."
**[20:23] ---**
The two of them are friends
**[20:26] ---**
But they're also rivals!
**[20:30] ---**
Awesome.
**[20:36] ---**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Ten minutes earlier
**[20:45] ---**
I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
you die.
**[20:48] ---**
- This is 99.
- Oh, it stopped?
**[20:50] ---**
I'll just self-destruct.
**[20:55] ---**
And on that day, a fifth
of humanity was destroyed.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[21:04] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[21:07] ---**
- Sorry, did you wait long?
- No, just got here.
**[21:10] ---**
- Will we make the movie?
- Don't worry.
**[21:15] ---**
- Hey, what're you looking at?
- Huh?
**[21:18] ---**
I said, what're you looking at?!
**[21:21] ---**
Wanna die, you bastard?
**[21:24] ---**
I'm not looking.
**[21:25] ---**
- You are!
- You're looking!
**[21:27] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:29] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:30] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:32] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:33] ---**
I'm not.
**[21:37] ---**
Here's an impression of Mi**ey!
**[21:40] ---**
You're asking for death.
**[21:42] ---**
Heh heh! Come closer, Mi**ey!
**[21:45] ---**
Come clos... That's pretty close, Mi**ey.
**[21:50] ---**
Wait, don't. Mi**ey, no. Everyone's
watching. Mi**ey, stop!
**[21:53] ---**
Plu**! Not you, too, Plu**!
**[21:57] ---**
You have no intention
of letting this air, do you?
**[22:04] ---**
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
**[22:07] ---**
Must hurry! Must hurry!
**[22:10] ---**
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
**[22:12] ---**
Oh, Popuko-chan!
**[22:14] ---**
What?
**[22:14] ---**
So can I say something?
**[22:17] ---**
Okay!
**[22:17] ---**
Popuko-chan, actually, Shimono-san!
**[22:19] ---**
Uh, what?
**[22:20] ---**
So, hey... This whole skit.
**[22:25] ---**
Sugita-san and Nakamura-san did it last time.
**[22:27] ---**
Yup.
**[22:29] ---**
That's a lot to follow.
**[22:31] ---**
Yeah, it is.
**[22:32] ---**
We're doomed.
**[22:33] ---**
I know, right?
**[22:35] ---**
It even made the internet news
**[22:37] ---**
because they were so funny.
**[22:41] ---**
This sucks, man.
**[22:42] ---**
Not to mention, this rabbit...
**[22:46] ---**
They didn't plan on Sugita-san
playing the rabbit here.
**[22:49] ---**
Right.
**[22:50] ---**
Yet he did.
**[22:51] ---**
Yeah.
**[22:52] ---**
He kept singing some song about ramen.
**[22:55] ---**
I saw that in our script.
**[22:57] ---**
Yeah, it was.
**[22:58] ---**
But copying it wouldn't be right.
**[23:01] ---**
Exactly.
**[23:03] ---**
I'm not confident we could
do something better either.
**[23:07] ---**
Yeah, not to mention Part A
**[23:11] ---**
has Sanpei-san and Nazuka-san.
**[23:13] ---**
Right.
**[23:14] ---**
Their script is different, too.
**[23:15] ---**
Exactly.
**[23:16] ---**
Right?
**[23:17] ---**
Even if it's the same story.
**[23:17] ---**
Yeah...
**[23:19] ---**
And we're done!
**[23:20] ---**
See you later!
**[23:21] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:24] ---**
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
**[23:26] ---**
What? Daichi and I are close?
**[23:29] ---**
Does that bother you?
**[23:31] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
"Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:38] ---**
**[23:40] ---**
# E6 - The 30th Cyber War
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVXM54/the-30th-cyber-war)
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**[00:03] ---**
I was scolded at career counseling because
I said I wanted to become a paladin.
**[00:09] ---**
It's a fine job,
protecting the citizens.
**[00:16] ---**
*Hellshake Yano.*
**[00:20] ---**
Are you listening!?
**[00:21] ---**
Sorry, I was thinking about
Hellshake Yano.
**[02:01] ---**
That's why I'm changing and
becoming a Demon Hunter.
**[02:07] ---**
Hey!
**[02:08] ---**
I bet you're still thinking
about Hellshake Yano!
**[02:15] ---**
*Magma Mixer Murata.*
**[02:19] ---**
#6
The 30th Cyber War
**[02:19] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[02:23] ---**
*Japan Shogi Association
First of the Big Four
"Underdog" Shoichi*
**[02:26] ---**
*Challenger
Popuko (Amateur)*
**[02:31] ---**
10 seconds.
**[02:35] ---**
*This girl...*
**[02:37] ---**
*She leaves no...openings!*
**[02:45] ---**
I concede.
**[02:46] ---**
With zero moves, the winner
is Popuko the challenger.
**[02:51] ---**
Good game!
**[02:53] ---**
Don't let down your guard.
**[02:55] ---**
This is as far as you'll get,
before I have to use my Divine Move.
**[03:01] ---**
Pipimi...?
**[03:03] ---**
- Nice Heian style.
- Don't you think?
**[03:10] ---**
Did you really think that
the first player of the Big Four
**[03:13] ---**
would actually be strong?
***SIGN*** 35th Queen
"Tempo Loss" Chieko
**[03:16] ---**
Underdog.
***SIGN*** Interviewer
Ayumu Ichinohashi
***SIGN*** Analyst
Kakutarou Matsubayashi
**[03:20] ---**
We're glad to be here.
**[03:23] ---**
Mr. Matsubayashi,
any comments on the match so far?
**[03:29] ---**
The Queen's special move,
the Tempo Loss Bishop Exchange.
**[03:31] ---**
Challenger Popuko
boldly countered it.
**[03:35] ---**
Boldly countered it?
**[03:38] ---**
Black is using its pieces
to try to topple the rear guard.
**[03:43] ---**
Trying to topple the rear guard?
**[03:46] ---**
As far as positional advantage
the Queen is in a jam.
**[03:51] ---**
The Queen is in a jam?
**[04:04] ---**
I guess I was an underdog too.
**[04:07] ---**
After 73 moves,
the winner is Challenger Popuko.
**[04:13] ---**
Well, the challenger
Popuko certainly was strong.
**[04:16] ---**
Her takedowns were impressive.
**[04:19] ---**
P2 tried her best, too.
**[04:23] ---**
P2?
**[04:25] ---**
I'll take you on now.
**[04:30] ---**
I, Billion Quadrillion,
will not use machine guns or missiles.
***SIGN*** 123rd Permanent Grand Master
Billion Quadrillion
**[04:36] ---**
It's been awhile since
I've had a real match.
**[04:41] ---**
It's Sir Billion Quadrillion,
#2 of the Big Four of Shogi.
**[04:47] ---**
He's the record-setting
Permanent Grand Master.
**[04:50] ---**
This will be interesting indeed.
**[04:53] ---**
If his tactic is a static rook,
he'll open with a side pawn capture...
**[04:57] ---**
Oh yeah, see my double eyelids?
I had a minor cosmetic surgery.
**[05:01] ---**
See? Look...
**[05:05] ---**
Minor surgery?
**[05:22] ---**
10 seconds.
**[05:23] ---**
9, 8...
**[05:25] ---**
- What a surprise!
- 7, 6...
**[05:27] ---**
Master Quadrillion had
a mechanical body.
**[05:31] ---**
He was a robot?
**[05:33] ---**
After one move,
the winner is Challenger Popuko.
**[05:38] ---**
One more to go.
**[05:40] ---**
Impressive.
**[05:43] ---**
Go to the top floor of this tower...
**[05:46] ---**
You've earned the right
to know the truth...
**[05:56] ---**
I have been waiting.
**[05:59] ---**
I am Mother AI PP1000,
true master of the Divine Move.
**[06:04] ---**
The players you faced
were mere holograms.
**[06:10] ---**
Create top players of flesh and blood,
then to crush them...
**[06:15] ---**
That was the real goal of
Mother AI PP1000.
**[06:18] ---**
That's amazing.
**[06:20] ---**
Pipimi!
**[06:24] ---**
Child of man!
***SIGN*** Mother AI
PP1000 Perfected Model
**[06:26] ---**
Show me your human potential!
**[06:31] ---**
I heard that AI shogi was progressing,
but had no idea it would be this advanced!
**[06:36] ---**
The AI solution seems to be
**[06:38] ---**
controlling the players
to improve the shogi world.
**[06:44] ---**
Frightening, isn't it?
**[06:51] ---**
Your... name...
**[06:55] ---**
is...!
**[07:10] ---**
Pipimi...
**[07:13] ---**
Over here, Popuko.
**[07:15] ---**
Pipimi!
**[07:18] ---**
Over...here.
**[07:22] ---**
Pipimi...
Are you really okay with this?
**[07:28] ---**
Okay, bravo!
**[07:29] ---**
Pippimi!
**[07:32] ---**
The body disintegrated,
**[07:34] ---**
but the AI core remains in her ribbon.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[07:46] ---**
"Bob Epic Team."
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Hankyu Koshien
**[07:48] ---**
It's our first time here.
***SIGN*** Regional Handstand
**[07:50] ---**
Now that we're here,
I'm doing a "regional" handstand!
***SIGN*** Regional handstand
**[07:54] ---**
Here goes!
**[07:57] ---**
"Regional" flip!
**[08:00] ---**
"Regional" body link formation!
**[08:03] ---**
"Regional" first pitch from the mound!
**[08:06] ---**
"Regional" three strikes, you're out!
**[08:09] ---**
"Regional" first round elimination!
**[08:17] ---**
My pippi-beau...
**[08:20] ---**
Who says "pippi-beau" anyway?
**[08:23] ---**
Really?
I don't think it sounds bad.
**[08:27] ---**
Pipi...pippi.
**[08:33] ---**
Breaker!
**[08:34] ---**
Can you hear me...?
**[08:36] ---**
- I can hear you.
- My name is...
**[08:38] ---**
Your name is...
**[08:40] ---**
Some sword!
**[08:42] ---**
Wrong...
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[08:53] ---**
"Pop Team Cooking."
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[08:57] ---**
- Clear skies! Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[09:01] ---**
*La Saint-Valentin* is coming up
so we're making *du chocolat*.
**[09:06] ---**
Chocolat!
**[09:08] ---**
I'll add sugar until you say stop.
**[09:17] ---**
Stop!
***SIGN*** End
**[09:25] ---**
S-S-S...
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[09:32] ---**
"Bob Epic Team."
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[09:34] ---**
Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[09:38] ---**
I can't! If I sleep now,
for sure I'll be late.
**[09:41] ---**
Oh hey, mattress.
**[09:43] ---**
Hey, curtain.
**[09:45] ---**
Hey, comfie pillow!
**[09:48] ---**
Oh... alarm clock!
**[09:50] ---**
C'mon, come back to sleep!
**[09:53] ---**
Thanks, guys.
***SIGN*** Subscribe
**[10:04] ---**
Thanks for watching!
**[10:07] ---**
Smartphone users,
hit the button down here.
**[10:09] ---**
PC users, please subscribe
to my channel from here.
**[10:13] ---**
Thank you for subscribing! And...
**[10:18] ---**
You there, who didn't register...
**[10:21] ---**
I'm coming for you, now.
**[11:31] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:33] ---**
Due to location shooting,
I miss my year-end school trip!
**[11:36] ---**
Then Daichi and I end up in
the same room at the same inn!
**[11:39] ---**
B-But we're not engaged yet!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7 "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7
"Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:53] ---**
I was scolded at career counseling because
I said I wanted to become a paladin.
**[11:59] ---**
It's a fine job,
protecting the citizens.
**[12:06] ---**
*Hellshake Yano.*
**[12:10] ---**
Hey, are you listening!?
**[12:11] ---**
Sorry, I was thinking about
Hellshake Yano.
**[13:51] ---**
That's why I'm gonna be
a popular voice actor instead.
**[13:57] ---**
Hey!
**[13:58] ---**
I bet you're still thinking
about Hellshake Yano!
**[14:05] ---**
*Magma Mixer Murata.*
**[14:09] ---**
#6
The 30th Cyber War
**[14:09] ---**
*By Space Cat Company*
***SIGN*** Trigésimo combate entre humano y máquina
**[14:13] ---**
*Japan Shogi Association
First of the Big Four
"Underdog" Shoichi*
**[14:16] ---**
*Challenger
Popuko (Amateur)*
**[14:21] ---**
10 seconds.
**[14:25] ---**
*This girl...*
**[14:27] ---**
*She leaves no...openings!*
**[14:35] ---**
I concede.
**[14:36] ---**
With zero moves, the winner
is Popuko the challenger.
**[14:41] ---**
Good game!
**[14:43] ---**
Don't let down your guard.
**[14:45] ---**
Before I use my Divine Move,
I, uh... are you listening?
**[14:51] ---**
Pipimi...?
**[14:53] ---**
- You screwed up your line.
- You think?
**[15:00] ---**
Did you really think that
the first player of the Big Four
**[15:03] ---**
would actually be strong?
***SIGN*** 35th Queen
"Tempo Loss" Chieko
**[15:06] ---**
Underdog.
**[15:10] ---**
We're glad to be here.
***SIGN*** Interviewer
Ayumu Ichinohashi
***SIGN*** Analyst
Kakutarou Matsubayashi
**[15:13] ---**
Mr. Matsubayashi,
any comments on the match so far?
**[15:19] ---**
The Queen's special move,
the Tempo Loss Bishop Exchange.
**[15:22] ---**
Challenger Popuko
boldly countered it.
**[15:25] ---**
Boldly countered it?
**[15:28] ---**
Black is using its pieces
to try to topple the rear guard.
**[15:33] ---**
Trying to topple the rear guard?
**[15:37] ---**
As far as positional advantage
the Queen is in a jam.
**[15:41] ---**
The Queen is in a jam?
**[15:54] ---**
I guess I was an underdog too.
**[15:57] ---**
After 73 moves,
the winner is Challenger Popuko.
**[16:03] ---**
Well, the challenger
Popuko certainly was strong.
**[16:06] ---**
Her takedowns were impressive.
**[16:09] ---**
P2 tried her best, too.
**[16:13] ---**
P2?
**[16:15] ---**
I'll take you on now.
**[16:19] ---**
Wh-Who the heck are you?!
**[16:20] ---**
I, Billion Quadrillion,
will not use machine guns or missiles.
**[16:22] ---**
Billion... Quadrillion, you say?!
**[16:25] ---**
What's that about machine guns?
***SIGN*** 123rd Permanent Grand Master
Billion Quadrillion
**[16:26] ---**
It's been awhile since
I've had a real match.
**[16:27] ---**
Don't you dare use those missiles!
**[16:31] ---**
It's Sir Billion Quadrillion,
#2 of the Big Four of Shogi.
**[16:37] ---**
He's the record-setting
Permanent Grand Master.
**[16:40] ---**
This will be interesting indeed.
**[16:43] ---**
If his tactic is a static rook,
he'll open with a side pawn capture...
**[16:47] ---**
Oh yeah, see my double eyelids?
I had a minor cosmetic surgery.
**[16:51] ---**
See? Look...
**[16:55] ---**
Minor surgery?
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah! How you like them apples?!
**[17:08] ---**
Woo! Shit went flying!
**[17:12] ---**
10 seconds.
**[17:13] ---**
Yeah! Wait, what about ten seconds?
**[17:13] ---**
9, 8...
**[17:15] ---**
- What a surprise!
- 7, 6...
**[17:17] ---**
Master Quadrillion had
a mechanical body.
**[17:21] ---**
He was a robot?
**[17:23] ---**
After one move,
the winner is Challenger Popuko.
**[17:28] ---**
One more to go.
**[17:30] ---**
Impressive.
**[17:33] ---**
Dude, I thought you broke.
**[17:33] ---**
Go to the top floor of this tower...
**[17:35] ---**
You're just a talking head now.
**[17:36] ---**
You've earned the right
to know the truth.
**[17:38] ---**
I figured you out! You're some
kind of machine, aren't you?!
**[17:46] ---**
I have been waiting.
**[17:47] ---**
What the? You're a damn machine, too?
**[17:49] ---**
I am Mother AI PP1000,
true master of the Divine Move.
**[17:50] ---**
Here we go!
**[17:53] ---**
I came here to see you!
**[17:55] ---**
The players you faced
were mere holograms.
**[17:56] ---**
I'm gonna beat you to a pulp!
**[18:00] ---**
Create top players of flesh and blood,
then to crush them...
**[18:04] ---**
That was the real goal of
Mother AI PP1000.
**[18:09] ---**
That's amazing.
**[18:11] ---**
P-P-P-Pipimi!
**[18:13] ---**
She disappeared! P-Pipimi's gone!
**[18:15] ---**
Child of man!
**[18:16] ---**
Show me your human potential!
**[18:16] ---**
And, uh...
***SIGN*** Mother AI
PP1000 Perfected Model
**[18:18] ---**
She combined with this thing!
**[18:21] ---**
I heard that AI shogi was progressing,
but had no idea it would be this advanced!
**[18:26] ---**
The AI solution seems to be
**[18:28] ---**
controlling the players
to improve the shogi world.
**[18:30] ---**
What about the players?!
**[18:33] ---**
Right. They're going to improve—
**[18:34] ---**
Frightening, isn't it?
**[18:40] ---**
Your...name...
**[18:45] ---**
is...!
**[19:00] ---**
Pipimi...
**[19:03] ---**
Over here, Popuko.
**[19:05] ---**
Pipimi!
**[19:08] ---**
I'm here. R-Right over here.
**[19:08] ---**
Wait! Where are you?!
**[19:12] ---**
Pipimi...
Are you really okay with this?
**[19:18] ---**
Stop talking over me.
**[19:19] ---**
Pipimi! Pipimi!
**[19:19] ---**
Dude, stop talking over me! Hello?!
**[19:22] ---**
Shut up! Are you listening?!
**[19:23] ---**
Pipimi! You don't even have a head anymore!
**[19:25] ---**
Come on! Just shut up!
**[19:27] ---**
Pipimi's just a goddamn ribbon now!
**[19:28] ---**
This isn't how it's supposed to be!
**[19:30] ---**
Argh!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[19:35] ---**
"Bob Epic Team."
***SIGN*** Hankyu Koshien
**[19:38] ---**
It's our first time here.
***SIGN*** Regional handstand
**[19:40] ---**
Now that we're here,
I'm doing a "regional" handstand!
***SIGN*** Regional handstand
**[19:44] ---**
Here goes!
**[19:47] ---**
"Regional" flip!
**[19:50] ---**
"Regional" body link formation!
**[19:53] ---**
"Regional" first pitch from the mound!
**[19:56] ---**
"Regional" three strikes, you're out!
**[19:59] ---**
"Regional" first round elimination!
**[20:08] ---**
My pippi-beau...
**[20:10] ---**
No girl says "pippi-beau"!
**[20:13] ---**
Really? I don't think it sounds bad.
**[20:16] ---**
Pipi... pippi. Pipi... pippi.
**[20:20] ---**
Dude, that's gross.
**[20:22] ---**
Daisuke! Daisuke! Daisuke,
Daisuke! Daisuke, Daisuke!
**[20:23] ---**
Stop. Just stop already.
**[20:24] ---**
Can you hear me...?
**[20:26] ---**
- I can hear you.
- My name is...
**[20:28] ---**
Your name is...
**[20:30] ---**
D****star!
**[20:32] ---**
Wrong...
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[20:43] ---**
"Pop Team Cooking."
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[20:48] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[20:51] ---**
*La Saint-Valentin* is coming up
so we're making *du chocolat*.
**[20:56] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:58] ---**
I'll add sugar until you say stop.
**[21:07] ---**
Stopping!
**[21:12] ---**
Huh? Wait... Is it because
I said, "Stopping"? Stop... No, sto—
***SIGN*** End
**[21:19] ---**
Way too fast!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[21:22] ---**
"Bob Epic Team."
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[21:25] ---**
Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[21:28] ---**
I can't! If I sleep now,
for sure I'll be late.
**[21:31] ---**
Oh hey, mattress.
**[21:33] ---**
Hey, curtain.
**[21:35] ---**
Hey, comfie pillow!
**[21:37] ---**
Oh... alarm clock!
**[21:41] ---**
C'mon, come back to sleep!
**[21:44] ---**
Thanks, guys.
***SIGN*** Subscribe
**[21:54] ---**
Thanks for watching!
**[21:57] ---**
Smartphone users,
hit the button down here.
**[21:59] ---**
PC users, please subscribe
to my channel from here.
**[22:03] ---**
Yep! Thank you for subscribing! And...
**[22:07] ---**
You there, who didn't register...
**[22:09] ---**
I'm coming for you, now.
**[22:15] ---**
Hey. I know you're home.
**[22:18] ---**
I know you're in there! Hey! Come
on out! Let's have some fun!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:21] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:23] ---**
Due to location work, I miss
my year-end school trip!
**[23:26] ---**
Then Daichi and I end up in
the same room at the same inn!
**[23:30] ---**
B-But we're not engaged yet!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7 "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:39] ---**
**[23:41] ---**
# E7 - Hellshake Yano
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVWG08/hellshake-yano)
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**[00:04] ---**
I feel so depressed.
**[00:07] ---**
Then, you need...
**[00:09] ---**
Pop Team Therapy!
**[00:19] ---**
- Boring.
- Humph!
**[00:21] ---**
So you're a hater!
**[02:01] ---**
♪ Oh, hater...
**[02:02] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[02:06] ---**
Don't be nice to a hater!
**[02:10] ---**
♪ Fanboy...
**[02:12] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[02:15] ---**
Hater and fanboy of what?
***SIGN*** Nutria
**[02:19] ---**
Nutria?
**[02:23] ---**
#7
Hellshake Yano
**[02:23] ---**
By Team AC
**[02:26] ---**
I got lectured for saying
I wanted to be a paladin.
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
**[02:29] ---**
Emotional documentary
*"Hellshake Yano"*.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Big Budoukan
**[02:33] ---**
The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
**[02:35] ---**
He is about to make his first
appearance in this venerable place.
**[02:41] ---**
How do you feel?
**[02:48] ---**
Today, I'm...
**[02:49] ---**
amped up!
**[02:51] ---**
This is bad!
**[02:53] ---**
Manager!
**[02:54] ---**
The trains stopped running and,
the band members can't make it!
**[02:59] ---**
What?!
**[03:00] ---**
We have to cancel
this live performance.
**[03:04] ---**
W-Wait!
**[03:09] ---**
I'm not gonna give up so easily!
**[03:17] ---**
Until the others come...
**[03:19] ---**
I'll hold the audience captive
with my high-speed guitar solo!
***SIGN*** Whoooo!!
**[03:31] ---**
Yano's solitary battle in
the packed Big Budokan begins.
**[03:37] ---**
Here I go!
**[03:48] ---**
Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
**[03:54] ---**
An ordinary solo is too boring!
**[03:57] ---**
Faster! I have to play faster!
**[04:01] ---**
But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
and causes a problem!
**[04:06] ---**
Faster! Faster!
**[04:15] ---**
Ah! My guitar string...
**[04:18] ---**
...snapped.
Is it over for me?
**[04:25] ---**
No, not yet!
**[04:27] ---**
There are five strings left!
**[04:30] ---**
I am NOT done yet!
**[04:33] ---**
Tuning it to the max!
**[04:41] ---**
Which will break first?!
The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
***SIGN*** Bwink!
***SIGN*** Twank!
***SIGN*** Dwong!
**[04:55] ---**
It's hell!
Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
**[04:58] ---**
The man who shakes hell!
He's Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** The Man Who Shakes Hell
**[05:05] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[05:08] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[05:11] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[05:18] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[05:22] ---**
Shake!
***SIGN*** Kaboom! Kaboom!
**[05:24] ---**
Kaboom!
**[05:29] ---**
Hellshake...
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
The End
**[05:30] ---**
Hellshake... Hellshake...
**[05:34] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[05:36] ---**
Oh sorry, I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[05:45] ---**
Subculture bitch on board!
**[05:47] ---**
Take that! And that! And that!
**[05:53] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[06:07] ---**
Thank you for saving me!
**[06:14] ---**
Peek-a...
**[06:17] ---**
Peek-a...
**[06:19] ---**
It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
**[06:27] ---**
So flawlessly cute...
**[06:29] ---**
Thank you for your words.
**[06:31] ---**
Time for the execution.
**[06:50] ---**
I turned into a baby.
**[06:51] ---**
Baby, baby, baby,
ba-be-be-be, baby.
***SIGN*** BUT...
***SIGN*** Future anxiety
**[06:57] ---**
What if I can't go to
the same high school as you?
**[07:01] ---**
I'll wait for you,
no matter how long.
**[07:06] ---**
Pipimi!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[07:15] ---**
Pop Team Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[07:21] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[07:25] ---**
Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
**[07:28] ---**
What? It's not
beef and pork mixed?
**[07:31] ---**
Of course not!
Everything should be 100%!
**[07:35] ---**
This is 100% manatee!
***SIGN*** Hamburger 100 %
Manatee 100 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[07:45] ---**
Here I go. Ready?
**[07:50] ---**
Done!
**[07:52] ---**
This is a compressed manatee!
***SIGN*** Compressed Manatee
Manatee 300 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[07:56] ---**
See you next week!
***SIGN*** Fin
**[08:00] ---**
I'm so sorry...
**[08:17] ---**
The weather is opposite
in north and south of France.
**[08:21] ---**
It rains a lot in the north,
while the south is sunny.
**[08:25] ---**
I was born in the north,
and tend to be masochistic.
**[08:34] ---**
Wow, this view is incredible.
**[08:36] ---**
Take a photo!
**[08:38] ---**
Cheese!
**[08:39] ---**
Oh, there's our bus.
***SIGN*** Fin
**[08:54] ---**
Extreme Bicycle Perch!
**[09:00] ---**
Oopsie...!
***SIGN*** Blu-ray Ver.
**[09:09] ---**
There, there.
**[09:10] ---**
There, there.
**[09:12] ---**
There—
**[09:14] ---**
Meat!
**[09:22] ---**
Nothing's biting.
***SIGN*** Sploosh!
**[09:40] ---**
I caught a big one.
**[09:42] ---**
Looks just like you, Pipimi.
**[09:46] ---**
What'd you say?
***SIGN*** Oh! Pipimi appeared!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
***SIGN*** > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
***SIGN*** Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
***SIGN*** Oh no, I'm shrinking.
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
**[10:24] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[10:26] ---**
I'll never play
this crappy game again!
**[10:32] ---**
When you watch this shitty anime,
watch from a distance and leave your lights on.
**[10:36] ---**
Should've said that earlier.
**[11:27] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[11:28] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:30] ---**
The Super Live Fest is next month!
I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
**[11:34] ---**
But we end up clashing
with the direction of our music!
**[11:37] ---**
Then Daichi steps in to mediate!
***SIGN*** Direction for our new song
Ballad Metalcore
**[11:40] ---**
Should we go with majority rules?
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
"Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:54] ---**
I feel so depressed.
**[11:57] ---**
Then, you need...
**[11:59] ---**
Pop Team Therapy!
**[12:09] ---**
- Boring.
- Humph!
**[12:11] ---**
So you're a hater!
**[13:50] ---**
♪ Oh, hater...
**[13:53] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[13:56] ---**
Don't be nice to a hater!
**[14:01] ---**
♪ Fanboy...
**[14:03] ---**
♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
**[14:06] ---**
Hater of wh-what? A-A-And fanboy of what?
**[14:10] ---**
Nutria?
***SIGN*** Nutria
**[14:13] ---**
#7
Hellshake Yano
**[14:13] ---**
By Team AC
**[14:16] ---**
I got lectured for saying
I wanted to be a paladin.
**[14:19] ---**
Emotional documentary
*"Hellshake Yano"*.
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
***SIGN*** Tokyo Big Budoukan
**[14:23] ---**
The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
**[14:24] ---**
He is about to make his first
appearance in this venerable place.
**[14:31] ---**
How do you feel?
**[14:38] ---**
Today, I'm...
**[14:39] ---**
amped up!
**[14:41] ---**
This is bad!
**[14:42] ---**
Manager!
**[14:43] ---**
The trains stopped running and,
the band members can't make it!
**[14:48] ---**
What?!
**[14:50] ---**
We have to cancel
this live performance.
**[14:54] ---**
W-W-Wait!
**[14:59] ---**
I'm not gonna give up so easily!
**[15:07] ---**
Until the others come...
**[15:09] ---**
I'll hold the audience captive
with my high-speed guitar solo!
***SIGN*** Whoooo!!
**[15:21] ---**
Yano's solitary battle in
the packed Big Budokan begins.
**[15:27] ---**
Here I go!
**[15:38] ---**
Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
**[15:44] ---**
An ordinary solo is too boring!
**[15:47] ---**
Faster! I have to play faster!
**[15:51] ---**
But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
and causes a problem!
**[15:57] ---**
Faster! Faster!
**[16:04] ---**
Ah! My guitar string...
**[16:07] ---**
...snapped.
Is it over for me?
**[16:14] ---**
No, not yet!
**[16:16] ---**
There are five strings left!
**[16:20] ---**
I am NOT done yet!
**[16:23] ---**
Tuning it to the max!
**[16:32] ---**
Which will break first?!
The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
***SIGN*** Bwink!
***SIGN*** Twank!
***SIGN*** Dwong!
**[16:45] ---**
It's hell!
Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
**[16:48] ---**
The man who shakes hell!
He's Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** The Man Who Shakes Hell
**[16:55] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[16:58] ---**
Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[17:01] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[17:08] ---**
Heeeeeeeellllll...!
**[17:12] ---**
Shake!
***SIGN*** Kaboom! Kaboom!
**[17:14] ---**
Kaboom!
**[17:19] ---**
Hellshake...
***SIGN*** Emotional documentary
Hellshake Yano
**[17:20] ---**
Hellshake... Hellshake...
**[17:24] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[17:26] ---**
Oh sorry, I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[17:35] ---**
Subculture bitch on board!
**[17:39] ---**
Take this!
**[17:45] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[17:56] ---**
Thank you for saving me!
**[18:04] ---**
Peek-a...
**[18:07] ---**
Peek-a...
**[18:10] ---**
It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
**[18:15] ---**
Excellent.
**[18:17] ---**
So flawlessly cute...
**[18:19] ---**
Thank you very kindly.
**[18:21] ---**
Time for the execution.
**[18:27] ---**
Genj***.
**[18:28] ---**
Really?
**[18:39] ---**
I turned into a baby.
**[18:41] ---**
Baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby.
**[18:45] ---**
But...
**[18:47] ---**
What if I can't go to
the same high school as you?
***SIGN*** Future anxiety
**[18:51] ---**
I'll wait for you,
no matter how long. See?
**[18:56] ---**
Pipimi!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:05] ---**
Pop Team Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:12] ---**
- Pop Team...
- Cooking!
**[19:15] ---**
Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
**[19:17] ---**
What? It's not beef and pork mixed?
**[19:21] ---**
Of course not!
Everything should be 100%!
**[19:25] ---**
This is 100% manatee!
***SIGN*** Hamburger 100 %
Manatee 100 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[19:28] ---**
100% matinee?
**[19:30] ---**
Nope.
**[19:31] ---**
Manatee?
**[19:32] ---**
Manatee.
**[19:34] ---**
- Here I go!
- Oh!
**[19:41] ---**
Done!
**[19:42] ---**
This is a compressed manatee!
***SIGN*** Compressed Manatee
Manatee 300 g
Breadcrumbs 1 handful
1 medium-sized onion
A pinch of pepper
**[19:46] ---**
See you next week!
***SIGN*** Fin
**[20:07] ---**
The weather is opposite
in north and south of France.
**[20:11] ---**
It rains a lot in the north,
while the south is sunny.
**[20:15] ---**
I was born in the north,
and tend to be masochistic.
**[20:23] ---**
Wow, this view is incredible.
**[20:27] ---**
Take a photo!
**[20:28] ---**
Cheese!
**[20:30] ---**
Oh, there's the C*t Bus.
**[20:34] ---**
C*t Bus?
**[20:35] ---**
C*t Bus.
**[20:37] ---**
It's not a cat...
***SIGN*** Fin
**[20:38] ---**
Um... Let's wait till the bus stops.
**[20:40] ---**
Really?
**[20:44] ---**
Extreme Bicycle Perch!
**[20:50] ---**
Oops...!
**[20:51] ---**
Oh, and the "Remix" version
won't be on Blu-ray.
***SIGN*** Blu-ray Ver.
**[20:55] ---**
Who'd even buy it?
**[20:59] ---**
There, there.
**[21:00] ---**
There, there.
**[21:02] ---**
There—
**[21:06] ---**
Goodnight.
**[21:11] ---**
Nothing's biting.
**[21:15] ---**
There probably aren't any fish down there.
**[21:25] ---**
Fish God!
***SIGN*** Sploosh!
**[21:29] ---**
I caught a big one.
**[21:31] ---**
Looks just like you, Pipimi.
**[21:36] ---**
Say what?
***SIGN*** Oh! Pipimi appeared!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
***SIGN*** > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
***SIGN*** Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
***SIGN*** Oh no, I'm shrinking.
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
***SIGN*** Popuko Pipimi
***SIGN*** All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
**[22:14] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[22:16] ---**
I'll never play
this crappy game again!
**[22:19] ---**
Damn it. Never again.
**[22:23] ---**
Piece of shit game.
**[22:28] ---**
But you know... Maybe just a little bit more.
**[23:17] ---**
Done with this shit!
**[23:18] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:20] ---**
The Super Live Fest is next month!
I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
**[23:23] ---**
But we end up clashing
with the direction of our music!
**[23:27] ---**
Then Daichi steps in
to mediate!
***SIGN*** Direction for our new song
Ballad Metal Core
**[23:30] ---**
Should we go with majority rules?
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[23:34] ---**
"Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:39] ---**
**[23:41] ---**
# E8 - The Dragon of Iidabashi Pipi's Revenge
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG9Z8V/the-dragon-of-iidabashi-pipis-revenge)
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**[00:03] ---**
I'm Chomp-Chomp Bacon.
**[00:05] ---**
And I love to eat bacon!
**[00:21] ---**
Hot!
**[01:56] ---**
#8
The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[01:56] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Abashiri Prison
**[02:01] ---**
Begin lunch!
**[02:07] ---**
Isn't this stamp cute?
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, you like that?
**[02:11] ---**
I've never read the manga though.
**[02:14] ---**
Would you quit yer yappin' already?!
**[02:17] ---**
Hey, #893! Keep it quiet!
***SIGN*** The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[02:27] ---**
Mr. Prison Guard.
**[02:29] ---**
Mind if I talk to that prisoner?
**[02:35] ---**
Guess I can't say no to you.
**[02:37] ---**
Appreciate it.
**[02:42] ---**
Here, I got this for ya.
**[02:46] ---**
You're an interesting character.
**[02:49] ---**
Got a place to go
after you get out?
**[02:53] ---**
No.
**[02:54] ---**
The gang'll take care of you.
Wanna be a yakuza?
**[03:00] ---**
Sure!
**[03:02] ---**
We don't have *sake*,
so we'll suck this lemon.
**[03:17] ---**
We've sworn an oath.
I'll be waiting when you get out.
***SIGN*** A Lucky Day in October
Popu is Released on Parole
**[03:27] ---**
The air of freedom sure smells nice.
**[03:34] ---**
Hey, pardner! Been waiting for you.
Hurry and get in.
**[03:43] ---**
*And so, Popu and Pipi who had
sworn an oath of brotherhood,*
**[03:47] ---**
*would spread their notoriety
throughout Hiroshima.*
**[03:50] ---**
*Pipi was the young boss of
the Bamboozle Gang*
***SIGN*** Bamboozle Gang Boss
Funazo Iidabashi
**[03:53] ---**
*which was rapidly spreading
its power and influence.*
**[03:57] ---**
*Under Pipi's guidance,*
**[04:01] ---**
*Popu becomes the gang's assassin,*
**[04:03] ---**
*taking down rivals
and enemies with fearless abandon.*
**[04:10] ---**
Hey, guys...
**[04:12] ---**
I-It's Pipi!
**[04:13] ---**
Didn't I tell you no more YouTubing?!
**[04:18] ---**
Stay.
**[04:20] ---**
Hey, Pipi.
**[04:22] ---**
If you came to talk, I'm all ears.
**[04:24] ---**
Thanks to you guys, the cops
are getting suspicious of us too.
**[04:28] ---**
Stop YouTubing!
**[04:31] ---**
Well, honorable Young Boss...
**[04:33] ---**
We're doing this to make
someone look good...
**[04:38] ---**
And if you can't guess who,
I'd shut your trap!
**[04:41] ---**
Don't tell me...the old man...
**[04:47] ---**
Boss!
**[04:48] ---**
We walk the path of chivalry...
when did we stoop so low?!
**[04:53] ---**
Listen to me, Pipi.
**[04:55] ---**
These are the times we live in,
the pressure's on from the cops.
**[05:00] ---**
YouTubing or whatever,
we do what we have to.
**[05:03] ---**
- Boss!
- Listen to me, Pipi!
**[05:06] ---**
We can't survive with
just our yakuza code!
**[05:10] ---**
It's time you grew up too!
**[05:12] ---**
Stay.
**[05:13] ---**
Stay with me.
**[05:13] ---**
So that's it?
**[05:15] ---**
Well, I have my principles too.
**[05:18] ---**
I'm quitting this gang
and doing things my way.
**[05:24] ---**
B-Boss!
**[05:31] ---**
Ready?
**[05:34] ---**
Even!
**[05:37] ---**
See you in hell, Popu!
***SIGN*** Popu dies
**[06:00] ---**
Boss, it's Pipi.
**[06:17] ---**
Hey, Popu...
**[06:19] ---**
Where'd we take the wrong path?
**[06:28] ---**
She said she hated subculture girls...
**[06:32] ---**
but she sure sucked up to them.
**[06:36] ---**
Snapped!
**[06:38] ---**
1 point! 2 points! 3 points!
**[06:40] ---**
4 points. 5 points.
**[06:42] ---**
What? Popu is...!
**[06:47] ---**
Pipi... You!
**[06:52] ---**
Fin.
***SIGN*** The End
**[06:54] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:03] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[07:05] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[07:09] ---**
Eisai haramasukoi!
**[07:13] ---**
What's that?
**[07:14] ---**
My dance, Eisai Haramasukoi.
Think it'll catch on?
**[07:16] ---**
Not a chance.
**[07:18] ---**
Never mind!
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[07:21] ---**
Wait!
**[07:23] ---**
Wait!
**[07:26] ---**
Waaaait!
**[07:28] ---**
It'll catch on, I promise.
**[07:29] ---**
Eisai...haramasukoi!
**[07:35] ---**
Here's a present.
**[07:40] ---**
It's just some "edgelord" key chain
they sell in souvenir shops.
**[07:43] ---**
My name...
**[07:45] ---**
My name is Lord Calamity.
Are you my new master?
**[07:53] ---**
Whoa, a real magic item.
Sorry about what I said.
**[08:01] ---**
I cut my bangs too short.
**[08:05] ---**
Me too.
**[08:08] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up.
**[08:10] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up!
**[08:11] ---**
My name...
**[08:12] ---**
You're...!
**[08:13] ---**
- Xavi Peh. X-Xavi Peh. Xavi Peh! Xavi Peh
- Xavi Peh? Oh, okay, okay, okay.
**[08:20] ---**
You can pass.
**[08:28] ---**
Pipimi! Let's watch the best of
"Sun and Green, Healthy Living!"
**[08:37] ---**
- It's just a scratch. No worries.
- Whoa! Whoa!
**[08:40] ---**
I'll put a Band-aid on it!
**[08:43] ---**
Aw damn, I got it stuck
on my finger!
**[08:46] ---**
Damn, not again!
**[08:48] ---**
Damn... it! Damn it,
damn it, damn it, damn it...
**[08:54] ---**
Not to worry.
**[09:02] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Popuko Midnight Dancer
**[09:05] ---**
I made a music video.
Take a look.
**[09:07] ---**
The personification of action...
***SIGN*** Playback
**[09:25] ---**
Stop it and
burn that tape right now!
**[09:28] ---**
Okay.
**[09:29] ---**
In you go.
**[09:30] ---**
The personification of action.
**[09:41] ---**
You're looking scared.
**[09:44] ---**
Finger....!
**[09:50] ---**
I did it!
**[10:01] ---**
Pop Team Epic
Tales of Long Ago
**[10:14] ---**
I'll make the dead tree...
**[10:17] ---**
burst into bloom!
**[10:20] ---**
F-Fooled you!
**[10:22] ---**
This is just plain old flour!
**[10:26] ---**
It's just flour, you fool.
**[10:30] ---**
Now you can make pancakes. Yum!
**[10:35] ---**
How come we aren't
in the anime?
**[10:37] ---**
To begin with,
why are we singing?
**[10:40] ---**
Maybe the writer likes you?
**[10:43] ---**
Ah, I saw that on p***v.
**[11:28] ---**
- So short!
- So short!
**[11:32] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:34] ---**
I'm in charge of the
lyrics for our new song,
***SIGN*** Sturdy Earth
Lyrics: Sosogu Hoshifuri
What do I do?
I can't fill in the blanks.
Ether, ether.
My mind's always blank.
**[11:37] ---**
but I can't think of anything!
**[11:39] ---**
That's it! I'll write a song
about my love for Daichi!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9 "Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Reemisión
**[11:53] ---**
I'm Chomp-Chomp Bacon.
**[11:56] ---**
And I love to eat bacon!
**[11:59] ---**
I'm going to fry
my favorite bacon today!
**[12:05] ---**
First, oil the frying pan and...
**[12:08] ---**
lay a slice of bacon on it...
**[12:11] ---**
Hot!
**[13:46] ---**
#8
The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[13:46] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Abashiri Prison
**[13:51] ---**
Begin lunch!
**[13:57] ---**
Isn't this stamp cute?
**[14:00] ---**
Oh, you like that?
**[14:01] ---**
I've never read the manga though.
**[14:04] ---**
The hell'd you say?!
**[14:07] ---**
Hey, #893! Keep it quiet!
***SIGN*** The Dragon of Iidabashi
Pipi's Revenge
**[14:17] ---**
Mr. Prison Guard.
**[14:20] ---**
Mind if I talk to that prisoner?
**[14:25] ---**
Guess I can't say no to you.
**[14:27] ---**
Appreciate it.
**[14:32] ---**
Here, I got this for ya.
**[14:37] ---**
You're an interesting character.
**[14:40] ---**
Got a place to go
after you get out?
**[14:43] ---**
No.
**[14:45] ---**
The gang'll take care of you.
Wanna be a yakuza?
**[14:50] ---**
Sure!
**[14:52] ---**
We don't have *sake*,
so we'll suck this lemon.
**[15:04] ---**
Sweet as candy...
**[15:07] ---**
We've sworn an oath.
I'll be waiting when you get out.
***SIGN*** A Lucky Day in October
Popu is Released on Parole
**[15:17] ---**
The air of freedom
sure smells nice.
**[15:22] ---**
Varoom!
**[15:24] ---**
Hey, pardner! Been waiting for you.
Hurry and get in.
**[15:33] ---**
*And so, Popu and Pipi who had
sworn an oath of brotherhood,*
**[15:37] ---**
*would spread their notoriety
throughout Hiroshima.*
**[15:41] ---**
*Pipi was the young boss of
the Bamboozle Gang*
***SIGN*** Bamboozle Gang Boss
Funazo Iidabashi
**[15:43] ---**
*which was rapidly spreading
its power and influence.*
**[15:47] ---**
*Under Pipi's guidance,*
**[15:51] ---**
*Popu becomes the gang's assassin,*
**[15:53] ---**
*taking down rivals
and enemies with fearless abandon.*
**[16:01] ---**
Hey, guys...
**[16:03] ---**
I-It's Pipi!
**[16:05] ---**
Didn't I tell you no more YouTubing?!
**[16:08] ---**
It's okay. Stay, stay.
**[16:10] ---**
Hey, Pipi. If you came to talk,
I'm all ears.
**[16:14] ---**
Thanks to you guys, the cops
are getting suspicious of us too.
**[16:19] ---**
Stop YouTubing!
**[16:21] ---**
Well, honorable Young Boss...
**[16:23] ---**
We're doing this to make
someone look good...
**[16:28] ---**
And if you can't guess who,
I'd shut your trap!
**[16:31] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[16:32] ---**
Don't tell me...the old man...
**[16:37] ---**
Boss!
**[16:38] ---**
We walk the path of chivalry...
when did we stoop so low?!
**[16:43] ---**
Listen to me, Pipi.
**[16:45] ---**
These are the times we live in,
the pressure's on from the cops.
**[16:50] ---**
YouTubing or whatever,
we do what we have to.
**[16:53] ---**
- Boss!
- Listen to me, Pipi!
**[16:56] ---**
We can't survive with
just our yakuza code!
**[17:00] ---**
It's time you grew up too!
**[17:02] ---**
It's okay. Stay, stay.
**[17:04] ---**
So that's it?
Well, I have my principles too.
**[17:08] ---**
I'm quitting this gang
and doing things my way.
**[17:15] ---**
B-Boss!
**[17:21] ---**
Ready?
**[17:24] ---**
Even!
**[17:27] ---**
See you in hell, Popu!
***SIGN*** Popu dies
**[17:51] ---**
Boss, it's Pipi.
**[18:07] ---**
Hey, Popu...
**[18:09] ---**
Where'd we take the wrong path?
**[18:14] ---**
Get this.
**[18:15] ---**
Gasp!
**[18:18] ---**
She said she hated subculture girls...
**[18:22] ---**
but she sure sucked up to them.
**[18:30] ---**
Damn you guys...!
**[18:33] ---**
What? Popu is...!
**[18:37] ---**
Pipi... I was wrong!
***SIGN*** The End
**[18:43] ---**
It's over.
**[18:52] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[18:55] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[18:59] ---**
Eisai haramasukoi!
**[19:03] ---**
What's that?
**[19:04] ---**
My dance, Eisai Haramasukoi.
Think it'll catch on?
**[19:06] ---**
Not a chance.
**[19:07] ---**
Never mind!
**[19:09] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[19:11] ---**
Wait!
**[19:13] ---**
Wait!
**[19:14] ---**
Waaaait!
**[19:17] ---**
It'll catch on, I promise.
**[19:19] ---**
Eisai...haramasukoi!
**[19:25] ---**
Here's a present.
**[19:30] ---**
It's just some "edgelord" key chain
they sell in souvenir shops.
**[19:34] ---**
My name...
**[19:35] ---**
My name is Lord Calamity.
**[19:38] ---**
Are you my new master?
**[19:42] ---**
- You summoned me...
- Whoa, a real magic item!Sorry about what I said.
**[19:52] ---**
I cut my bangs too short.
**[19:55] ---**
Me too.
**[19:58] ---**
- Me too—
- Shut up.
**[20:00] ---**
Shut up!
**[20:02] ---**
Y-You're...!
**[20:04] ---**
- He can't be serious.
- Wh-What do we do?
**[20:06] ---**
What should we do, huh?
**[20:09] ---**
Okay, pass!
**[20:11] ---**
Phew, lucky.
**[20:19] ---**
Pipimi! Let's watch the best of
"Sun and Green, Healthy Living!"
**[20:27] ---**
It's just a scratch. No worries.
**[20:30] ---**
I'll put a Band-aid on it!
**[20:33] ---**
Aw damn, I got it stuck on my finger!
**[20:37] ---**
Aw shit!
**[20:38] ---**
Aw man!
**[20:45] ---**
Not to worry.
**[20:48] ---**
Owie.
**[20:53] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Popuko Midnight Dancer
**[20:55] ---**
I made a music video.
Take a look.
**[20:58] ---**
The personification of action...
***SIGN*** Playback
**[21:15] ---**
Stop it!
**[21:16] ---**
Burn that tape right now!
**[21:17] ---**
Okay.
**[21:19] ---**
Hup.
**[21:20] ---**
The personification of action.
**[21:32] ---**
You're looking scared.
**[21:35] ---**
Finger....!
**[21:51] ---**
Pop Team Epic
Tales of Long Ago
**[21:55] ---**
Long, long ago,
**[21:58] ---**
there lived a mentalist named
Flower-Bloomer Popuko, or something.
**[22:04] ---**
I'll make the dead tree...
**[22:07] ---**
burst into bloom!
**[22:10] ---**
This is just plain old flour!
**[22:13] ---**
Meaning you would've been
fine with any ol' powder.
**[22:16] ---**
Seriously, you trees are so dumb lately.
**[22:20] ---**
Y'all dumb.
**[23:22] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** Sturdy Earth
Lyrics: Sosogu Hoshifuri
What do I do?
I can't fill in the blanks.
Ether, ether.
My mind's always blank.
**[23:24] ---**
I'm in charge of the
lyrics for our new song,
**[23:27] ---**
but I can't think of anything!
**[23:29] ---**
That's it! I'll write a song
about my love for Daichi!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9 "Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9
"Just for You - Our New Song!"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
# E9 - Dancing with a Miracle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ4D3V/dancing-with-a-miracle)
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**[00:00] ---**
*Ladies and gentlemen!*
**[00:03] ---**
It's showtime!
***SIGN*** Tai-chan Body Parts!
**[00:09] ---**
Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya! Yay! Taichan (Heart).
**[00:13] ---**
Hey, Taichan (Hand).
**[00:14] ---**
I went to look at a house recently.
**[00:17] ---**
Did you buy it?
**[00:18] ---**
It was out of my reach.
**[00:20] ---**
Guess you need a hand!
**[00:24] ---**
Bye-bye! Bye!
**[01:59] ---**
#9
Dancing with a Miracle
***SIGN*** By Space Cat Company
**[02:05] ---**
*The boy becomes the adult.*
**[02:08] ---**
*Let me tell today,
a story of some old friends.*
***SIGN*** A Miracle and a Dance
Original Title: Dream in New York
**[02:19] ---**
*I think back to when I first met them.*
**[02:21] ---**
*The memory is still clear as day.*
**[02:24] ---**
*It happened to be the very first time
I visited New York City.*
**[02:30] ---**
Oh!
**[02:31] ---**
No!
**[02:37] ---**
I'm craving some ham!
**[02:39] ---**
You hot, baby!
**[02:47] ---**
A-Amazing.
**[02:50] ---**
Oh, wait a minute!
**[02:51] ---**
What do you wanna do tonight?
**[02:52] ---**
C'mon, wait!
**[02:53] ---**
They're dumb.
**[02:54] ---**
*My heart was overwhelmed with affection.*
**[02:55] ---**
Hello?
**[02:56] ---**
Uh, sure.
**[02:56] ---**
*I had run away from home to the big city,*
**[02:58] ---**
*after losing faith in
the adults who surrounded me.*
**[03:01] ---**
*Only to be saved by some
strangers on the street.*
**[03:07] ---**
Right side!
**[03:09] ---**
Uh... a fat foreigner!
**[03:11] ---**
That's when dad yelled at me like...
**[03:12] ---**
Left side, Pipimi!
**[03:13] ---**
"You ate my damned cherry pie,
didn't you?"
**[03:14] ---**
Now, stare each other down. Just like that.
**[03:15] ---**
Man, was I fed up.
**[03:17] ---**
I love your white, soulless eyes.
**[03:17] ---**
Because the culprit was
Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
**[03:19] ---**
Go!
**[03:21] ---**
Not to mention that very same day,
**[03:21] ---**
Guts, damn it!
**[03:22] ---**
Next up is another fat foreigner.
**[03:23] ---**
something even worse happened at school.
**[03:25] ---**
That damned Johnny kissed Mary
right on the cheek!
**[03:27] ---**
It already started! Go!
**[03:28] ---**
And it's done. Who the hell?!
**[03:29] ---**
Oh, Mary's the girl
who I actually like.
**[03:31] ---**
U-Uh...
**[03:33] ---**
Who... Just go!
**[03:35] ---**
Hey, look. They have shit-flavored curry.
**[03:35] ---**
*Even though I considered myself
a shy person back then,*
**[03:38] ---**
What?
**[03:39] ---**
*I had no problem
getting to know these girls.*
**[03:39] ---**
Shit-flavored curry.
**[03:41] ---**
I'm gonna puke.
**[03:42] ---**
Would you prefer shit-flavored
curry or curry-flavored shit?
**[03:45] ---**
*And so, the girls show me
the dazzling night life of New York City.*
**[03:52] ---**
*They even personally listened to
all the struggles I was carrying,*
**[03:53] ---**
Bob? Is that Bob I see?
**[03:55] ---**
What do you think?
**[03:56] ---**
*which made me happy.*
**[03:57] ---**
*It was all so stimulating,*
**[03:59] ---**
*and compared to
anything else I have experienced...*
**[04:01] ---**
Pot is top if you read it backwards.
**[04:02] ---**
*it was so cool, and cool,
and the coolest thing ever!*
**[04:06] ---**
What are you making?
**[04:06] ---**
6,660,000.
**[04:08] ---**
I dunno...
**[04:09] ---**
I'm gonna sell this for 100 yen.
**[04:09] ---**
I'll think about it...
**[04:11] ---**
Gimme.
**[04:14] ---**
It's burning!
**[04:16] ---**
The fire is burning.
**[04:17] ---**
Thanks for today.
**[04:18] ---**
I am also burning.
**[04:18] ---**
When I see you two, it feels like
I've been freed from my shackles.
**[04:21] ---**
Ahh, I'm burning.
**[04:23] ---**
**** maguro.
**[04:25] ---**
*****zanmai.
**[04:27] ---**
What?! No way, a *maguro*?!
I can't dissect that...!
**[04:39] ---**
*It was then that I realized...*
**[04:41] ---**
*No, those girls had made me realize...*
**[04:44] ---**
Chopping, chop, chop, choppy, and open.
**[04:49] ---**
Hey, hey, are you a samurai?
**[04:51] ---**
You totally are.
**[04:52] ---**
Bob, eat up already.
**[04:52] ---**
*...that in the end,
I found myself too scared*
**[04:52] ---**
Samurai.
**[04:54] ---**
Samurai in your past life.
**[04:54] ---**
Bob.
**[04:55] ---**
*to do anything for myself.*
**[04:55] ---**
I'm gonna call you Goemon now, okay, Goemon?
**[04:57] ---**
I'm Bob.
**[04:58] ---**
Goemonmi. Goemonmi?
**[04:58] ---**
*I blamed others
if something didn't go well,*
**[05:01] ---**
*and continued to run away from reality.*
**[05:14] ---**
I gave it a lot of thought,
but I've decided to go back home.
**[05:20] ---**
Right now, I'm nothing.
**[05:22] ---**
I've realized that I don't have
the proper resolution to live my life
**[05:26] ---**
with freedom, like you two.
**[05:30] ---**
Thank you...
**[05:32] ---**
I'll think long and hard about
what I want to do when I'm getting older.
**[05:38] ---**
Do I look sexy?
**[05:40] ---**
Oh, absolutely.
**[05:47] ---**
Ah, my loving friends...
**[05:49] ---**
I'm sure, even now,
you're living in your freedom somewhere.
**[05:53] ---**
Those girls told me something.
**[05:55] ---**
As someone who has nothing,
I have to think long and hard
**[05:59] ---**
about what I must do for the future.
**[06:02] ---**
If I had never met those two girls,
**[06:05] ---**
I wouldn't be here
standing in front of you,
**[06:08] ---**
as the mayor of New York City.
**[06:11] ---**
So I'd like to take this moment,
**[06:13] ---**
to express my gratitude
towards those two girls.
**[06:18] ---**
You two are my friends for all eternity.
**[06:21] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:37] ---**
You won't get away with that.
**[06:43] ---**
Huge haul!
**[06:52] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[06:55] ---**
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
**[06:58] ---**
I'll be late for the secret tea party.
**[07:04] ---**
Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
**[07:05] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! M-Mr. Eel?
**[07:08] ---**
Uh, Ueno? Eel?
**[07:10] ---**
Ueno? E-Eel? Ueno?
**[07:13] ---**
Is it eel or Ueno? Ueno. Ueno?!
**[07:16] ---**
Wait, is it Ueno? Or eel?
**[07:20] ---**
Mr. Ueno sure is late.
**[07:25] ---**
Latte art is so cute.
**[07:26] ---**
Latte art is cute.
**[07:28] ---**
I'll have one with latte art.
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
**[07:32] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[07:34] ---**
Here's your latte art.
**[07:39] ---**
Please enjoy.
**[07:43] ---**
What was the drawing?
**[07:45] ---**
It was the color of shit.
**[07:49] ---**
I'm sorry I asked.
***SIGN*** Button
**[07:54] ---**
Press this button.
**[07:57] ---**
Squeeze.
***SIGN*** Squeeze...
**[08:17] ---**
What if 1000 out of 10 people
didn't like you, Popuchin?
**[08:30] ---**
Save with me!
**[08:33] ---**
What does that mean? I don't understand.
**[08:36] ---**
And what if I...
**[08:37] ---**
was the only person on your side?
**[08:40] ---**
I can't speak English!
**[08:44] ---**
Center of my universe...
**[08:47] ---**
What's that mean?
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:55] ---**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[08:57] ---**
I have something funny to say.
**[09:00] ---**
Um...
**[09:02] ---**
That's funny.
**[09:03] ---**
That's funny! That's so funny! So funny!
**[09:10] ---**
I didn't say it yet.
**[09:14] ---**
I didn't say it.
**[09:16] ---**
I didn't say it yet!
**[09:37] ---**
I love French cuisine,
**[09:39] ---**
but some foods have such a strong odor,
tourists can't stomach them.
**[09:44] ---**
In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
**[09:46] ---**
a dish that has a really strong smell.
**[09:56] ---**
This is our first meal in France.
Let's be adventurous.
**[10:01] ---**
I think I'll try the aroofroofroof.
**[10:04] ---**
How fun! And you, Popuko?
**[10:06] ---**
Oh, I think I'll try the sharleblargh.
**[10:11] ---**
What even is this?
**[10:13] ---**
Oh, god. It stinks so bad.
**[10:17] ---**
Okay, I can definitely eat this.
***SIGN*** End
**[10:29] ---**
Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
**[10:31] ---**
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
**[10:34] ---**
We have the right ventricle
and the left ventricle...
**[10:38] ---**
So how come we're not in the anime?
**[10:41] ---**
They're so blatant
the way they pair things up.
**[10:45] ---**
Won't people get upset?
**[10:47] ---**
- Piggybacking...
- Marketing!
**[11:31] ---**
That's all?!
**[11:36] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:37] ---**
I'm stranded at the spot
that holds memories of Daichi.
**[11:40] ---**
Then he comes for me!
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
"Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop, episode 10 Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:50] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[11:53] ---**
It's showtime!
***SIGN*** Taichan Body Parts!
**[11:59] ---**
Taichan Body Parts.
**[12:00] ---**
Yup.
**[12:00] ---**
Hey, Taichan (Heart).
**[12:02] ---**
Hey, Taichan (Hand).
**[12:04] ---**
I went to look at a house recently.
**[12:07] ---**
Did you buy it?
**[12:09] ---**
It was out of my reach.
**[12:11] ---**
Guess you need a hand!
**[12:16] ---**
Should we do this?
**[12:18] ---**
Sorry.
**[12:18] ---**
Let's talk during the opening, too.
**[12:20] ---**
I guess we are.
**[12:21] ---**
So with Bkub-sensei's series lately...
**[12:25] ---**
They seem to end with
murders a lot, so I'm worried.
**[12:28] ---**
Someone loses it at the end.
**[12:30] ---**
They've always been like that.
**[12:31] ---**
They have?
**[12:32] ---**
Are they okay?
**[12:32] ---**
They're actually a streamer.
**[12:34] ---**
Oh, so they're not a mangaka?
**[12:36] ---**
It says here they're not.
**[12:37] ---**
Why are the executives...
**[12:37] ---**
Hey, which one's the evil one?
**[12:39] ---**
There's 3 executives.
**[12:41] ---**
Three? I guess they're splitting up the work.
**[12:42] ---**
Yeah, exactly.
**[12:44] ---**
Gross, what the heck?
**[12:46] ---**
She's in there.
**[12:47] ---**
*******?
**[12:49] ---**
How, though?
**[12:51] ---**
Man, that's gross.
**[12:52] ---**
Who the hell's this dude?
**[12:54] ---**
Oh, King Records, eh?
**[12:55] ---**
Yup.
**[12:56] ---**
Thanks for giving us work, King Records.
**[12:58] ---**
They kept King Records
on the screen for a while.
**[13:00] ---**
They did.
**[13:02] ---**
Is this part supposed to be G*nd*m?
**[13:05] ---**
Whoops. I shouldn't say that.
**[13:07] ---**
This is Bi*******n. That spinning part.
**[13:09] ---**
The opening from Bi*******n?
**[13:11] ---**
Where the faces spin.
**[13:12] ---**
Yup.
**[13:14] ---**
Angels and demons.
**[13:15] ---**
Yeah, that. Exactly.
**[13:15] ---**
They keep changing.
**[13:18] ---**
Sometimes I'm not sure
what I'm even looking at.
**[13:20] ---**
Oh, so this is Uesaka-san's song.
**[13:22] ---**
You just realized that?
**[13:25] ---**
I never cared about who sang it.
**[13:28] ---**
The opening's the J*j* people.
**[13:31] ---**
Kamikaze Douga.
**[13:31] ---**
Kamikaze Douga's doing it.
**[13:33] ---**
Okay.
**[13:34] ---**
Anyway, let's do this.
**[13:36] ---**
Right on.
**[13:37] ---**
Yup.
**[13:37] ---**
I'mma do my best.
**[13:40] ---**
The following program is
brought to you by King Records.
**[13:49] ---**
#9
Dancing with a Miracle
**[13:49] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Translation: Masahiro Arakaki
**[13:54] ---**
*Da kid grows up to an adult one day.*
**[13:58] ---**
*Lemme tell ya,
a story of some old chums.*
**[14:03] ---**
Dancing with a Miracle
***SIGN*** A Miracle and a Dance
Original Title: Dream in New York
**[14:08] ---**
*Thinking 'bout da day I met 'em...*
**[14:11] ---**
*da memories are as clear as day.*
**[14:14] ---**
*Was the first time eva that
I visited New York City.*
**[14:20] ---**
Oh!
**[14:22] ---**
Get off!
**[14:27] ---**
Damn, I thought I was gonna die.
**[14:30] ---**
Got you now, spammer.
**[14:32] ---**
Causing us all this trouble.
**[14:33] ---**
You're not human! You can't fool us!
**[14:35] ---**
Your spam mails have no effect on us.
**[14:38] ---**
A-Amazing.
**[14:39] ---**
Hey, hey, wait!
**[14:40] ---**
How're we getting back?
**[14:42] ---**
Hitchhiking.
**[14:42] ---**
I said, wait!
**[14:44] ---**
*Damn, my heart was full with emotion.*
**[14:48] ---**
*I wen run away from home to da big city,*
**[14:51] ---**
*'cuz I neva had faith in
the grown-ups around me.*
**[14:54] ---**
*Den some strangers wen save me,
from the streets.*
**[15:00] ---**
My pa would yell like...
**[15:03] ---**
"You ate my damned cherry pie,
didn't you?"
**[15:06] ---**
Man, I was fed up.
**[15:09] ---**
Ready, fight!
**[15:09] ---**
'Cuz it wasn't me
but Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
**[15:12] ---**
Win.
**[15:13] ---**
And den, da same day...
**[15:15] ---**
Ready... fight!
**[15:16] ---**
something more worse happened at school.
**[15:18] ---**
You win.
**[15:19] ---**
That damned Johnny kissed Mary
right on the cheek!
**[15:21] ---**
Ready, fight!
**[15:23] ---**
See, Mary's the girl
I got the hots for.
**[15:25] ---**
You win.
**[15:25] ---**
*I figured I was a shy guy back den...*
**[15:26] ---**
Hey, it's another robot.
**[15:28] ---**
You know... isn't this dirty?
**[15:30] ---**
*but I neva had issues with da girls.*
**[15:32] ---**
D-Don't zoom in like that...
**[15:34] ---**
Whoa.
**[15:35] ---**
*Anyway, the girls showed me*
**[15:38] ---**
*the awesome night life of New York City.*
**[15:40] ---**
Come on, push faster already.
**[15:42] ---**
*And they even heard me out
'bout my personal struggles.*
**[15:43] ---**
Damn, can't you go faster?
**[15:45] ---**
Right? You wanna go on a trip, don't you?
**[15:46] ---**
*That made me happy.*
**[15:47] ---**
Get moving already.
**[15:48] ---**
*They wen stimulate me more than
any experience I had in the past.*
**[15:48] ---**
You wanna go on a trip, don't you?
**[15:49] ---**
Pick it up a notch. Come on.
**[15:52] ---**
*It was way betta than anything
I experienced...*
**[15:58] ---**
How elegant.
**[15:59] ---**
Hey, this is looking good.
**[16:04] ---**
Thanks for today.
**[16:07] ---**
H-Hey, be really careful
putting bamboo into the fire.
**[16:07] ---**
Looking at you, I feel like
**[16:10] ---**
It pops right?
**[16:11] ---**
It goes pop. Pow.
**[16:11] ---**
Yeah, exactly.
**[16:11] ---**
my shackles are broken free.
**[16:13] ---**
Maguro!
**[16:16] ---**
I'll make you pop, too.
**[16:18] ---**
Huh? I can't cut up a *maguro*!
**[16:29] ---**
*And then, I wen realize...*
**[16:30] ---**
Wow, this is impressive.
**[16:31] ---**
*No, da girls made me realize...*
**[16:32] ---**
Truly amazing.
**[16:34] ---**
Cuts through anything, eh?
**[16:35] ---**
Yeah, you just go like this.
**[16:37] ---**
Choppy, chop.
**[16:38] ---**
Wow, fantastic!
**[16:39] ---**
And there you have it.
**[16:42] ---**
It looks yummy.
**[16:42] ---**
*...that in the end,*
**[16:43] ---**
I've cut down something so trivial again.
**[16:45] ---**
*I was too scared
for do anything for myself.*
**[16:49] ---**
*I blamed others wen somethin' went wrong,*
**[16:52] ---**
*and neva face reality.*
**[17:04] ---**
So I wen think a lot,
**[17:06] ---**
and decided to go back home.
**[17:10] ---**
Right now, I'm nothing.
**[17:13] ---**
And I gotta have da guts to live strong
**[17:16] ---**
and live free, like you two.
**[17:20] ---**
Thank you...
**[17:22] ---**
I goin' think long and hard about
what I really wanna do with my life.
**[17:27] ---**
Yay!
**[17:28] ---**
Yeah, this is definitely going on Instagram.
**[17:30] ---**
So how are we getting down?
**[17:30] ---**
Onto Instagram you go. ******
**[17:33] ---**
Eh, my dear pals...
**[17:37] ---**
I know, even now, you stay live
freely somewhere.
**[17:43] ---**
Da girls taught me something.
**[17:46] ---**
Wen you have nothing,
**[17:48] ---**
you gotta think long and hard
about how to get ahead.
**[17:53] ---**
If I wen never meet da two girls,
**[17:55] ---**
I wouldn't be here
standing in front of you,
**[17:59] ---**
as the mayor of New York City.
**[18:01] ---**
So I wanna take this moment,
**[18:03] ---**
to say thank you to da two girls.
**[18:07] ---**
You two are my friends for eva and eva.
**[18:11] ---**
Thank you!
**[18:27] ---**
You ain't gonna get away with this!
**[18:28] ---**
**[18:31] ---**
Gu*lty G**r.
**[18:33] ---**
A cornered fox is fiercer than a jackal!
**[18:39] ---**
We got an order for "Pop Team Epic"!
**[18:43] ---**
New series: Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[18:45] ---**
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
**[18:48] ---**
I'll be late for the secret tea party.
**[18:53] ---**
Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
**[18:55] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[18:58] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[19:00] ---**
Mr. Eel!
**[19:02] ---**
Mr. Rabbit!
**[19:05] ---**
Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
**[19:10] ---**
Mr. Eel is late.
**[19:12] ---**
Pop Te– Did that just say "Chinpiku"?
**[19:15] ---**
Latte art is so cute.
**[19:16] ---**
Latte art is cute.
**[19:18] ---**
I'll have one with latte art.
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
**[19:22] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[19:24] ---**
Here's your latte art.
**[19:29] ---**
Please enjoy.
**[19:33] ---**
What was the drawing?
**[19:34] ---**
I dunno, not interested.
**[19:37] ---**
Solider.
**[19:40] ---**
Faust.
***SIGN*** Button
**[19:43] ---**
Just press this button.
**[19:45] ---**
Okay.
**[19:47] ---**
Trendy.
***SIGN*** Squeeze...
**[19:49] ---**
I wanna hold you.
**[19:57] ---**
Reunion!
**[19:59] ---**
I just wanna feel good.
**[20:05] ---**
So, what if...
**[20:07] ---**
What if 1000 out of 10 people
didn't like you, Popuchin?
**[20:20] ---**
That's so mean!
**[20:26] ---**
And what if I...
**[20:27] ---**
was the only person on your side?
**[20:32] ---**
Center of my universe...
**[20:37] ---**
***********.
**[20:44] ---**
New series: Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[20:48] ---**
I have something funny to say.
**[20:51] ---**
Um...
**[20:52] ---**
That's funny.
**[20:53] ---**
I didn't say it yet.
**[21:00] ---**
I didn't say it yet.
**[21:03] ---**
I didn't say it.
**[21:06] ---**
I didn't say it yet!
**[21:12] ---**
How could you?
**[21:26] ---**
I love French cuisine,
**[21:29] ---**
but some foods have such a strong odor,
tourists can't stomach them.
**[21:34] ---**
In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
**[21:36] ---**
a dish that has a really strong smell.
**[21:46] ---**
This is our first meal in France.
Let's be adventurous.
**[21:51] ---**
I think I'll try...
this thing I can't even read.
**[21:53] ---**
It sounds delicious!
And you, Popuko?
**[21:56] ---**
Let's see...
**[21:58] ---**
I'll have the salade de maroilles lololol.
**[22:04] ---**
Really?
**[22:05] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[22:07] ---**
This is probably good.
**[22:09] ---**
Really?
***SIGN*** End
**[22:12] ---**
Really?
**[22:19] ---**
Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
**[22:24] ---**
A*****!
**[22:26] ---**
Huh?
**[23:25] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:27] ---**
I'm stranded at the spot
that holds memories of Daichi.
**[23:30] ---**
Then he comes for me!
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
"Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop, episode 10 "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
# E10 - Ginza Hostess Detective
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8K3Z2/ginza-hostess-detective)
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**[00:07] ---**
Is something the matter,
Lord Hikomaro Takeshobo?
**[00:11] ---**
Show yourself, Pop Team Epic.
**[00:14] ---**
You may try to hide,
**[00:16] ---**
but I would recognize the stench
of your shitty manga anywhere.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[02:03] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[02:05] ---**
Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
***SIGN*** Sluga sluga
**[02:08] ---**
Sluga slugabed.
**[02:13] ---**
I am the Sluggard God.
I see potential in you.
***SIGN*** Sluggard God
**[02:17] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[02:18] ---**
Wanna succeed me and rule over my kingdom?
**[02:22] ---**
Then I won't be able to slack off!
**[02:25] ---**
Sluga... sluga... sluga...
**[02:27] ---**
My hands turned into cacti!
***SIGN*** Prickly Realm
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[02:37] ---**
Pop Team Epic Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[02:44] ---**
It's the start of today's
Pop Team Epic Cooking.
**[02:48] ---**
We're doing a
super-economical recipe today.
**[02:52] ---**
Our ingredient is premium
wagyu tenderloin beef.
**[02:56] ---**
Oh... A cheaper, ordinary
cut of beef will do, right?
**[03:00] ---**
Nope, it has to be this.
I bought it for 50 yen.
**[03:04] ---**
What?!
Where can you find it so cheap?
**[03:07] ---**
Hey you...
Can't you do your own shopping?
***SIGN*** End
**[03:12] ---**
Huh?!
**[03:18] ---**
So forceful!
**[03:20] ---**
Special power!
**[03:21] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:23] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:24] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:26] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:27] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:29] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[03:30] ---**
Everybody, say ho!
**[03:32] ---**
Pop T... Pop T... Pop T... Pop T...
**[03:46] ---**
- Pass, pass!
- Okay!
**[03:50] ---**
Aura Cannon!
**[03:52] ---**
Nice pass!
**[03:53] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[03:57] ---**
Aura Cannon!
**[04:02] ---**
*Bob Team Epic.*
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[04:05] ---**
Have some water.
**[04:06] ---**
Please press the button
when you're ready to order.
**[04:09] ---**
Why that!
**[04:23] ---**
Excuse me!
**[04:28] ---**
Have you decided?
**[04:30] ---**
Why that!
**[04:32] ---**
By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Ginza Hostess Detective
**[04:37] ---**
So... you had something to tell me?
**[04:50] ---**
Oh, the food was delicious!
**[04:54] ---**
Do you know what the most important
thing is for Ginza hostesses?
**[05:01] ---**
What is it?
**[05:03] ---**
It's...
**[05:06] ---**
to enjoy life to the fullest.
**[05:09] ---**
Mama Pipimi... That's so cool!
**[05:15] ---**
This is so relaxing.
***SIGN*** Ginza Hostess Detective Part 10
Mystery at the Hot Spring
The Crime and Punishment of the Young Inn Madam
***SIGN*** Baths
**[05:27] ---**
That was a wonderful soak, wasn't it, Popu?
**[05:29] ---**
Yes, it was.
**[05:30] ---**
Is this everyone?
**[05:32] ---**
Yes, Detective Higure.
**[05:34] ---**
Oh?
**[05:36] ---**
Thank you for gathering
so late at night.
**[05:40] ---**
I'm Detective Higure from
police headquarters.
**[05:44] ---**
There's been a murder here at the inn.
**[05:47] ---**
You are all considered
persons of interest.
**[05:51] ---**
I'd like your full cooperation.
**[05:54] ---**
Y-You mean,
there's a killer among us?!
**[05:57] ---**
Hurry up, and capture the suspect!
**[05:59] ---**
I can't believe such a frightening
thing would occur at our inn!
**[06:05] ---**
Calm down, everyone.
**[06:07] ---**
First, I want to hear
what each of you has to say.
**[06:10] ---**
Huh, what are you anyway?
**[06:12] ---**
Uh-oh, she's doing
her busybody thing again.
**[06:17] ---**
I know! You're the killer!
**[06:18] ---**
- There's only one truth!
- Y-You're wrong!
**[06:20] ---**
Popu, don't be rude to the guest.
**[06:23] ---**
Huh?
**[06:29] ---**
- On your way home from work?
- Y-Yes.
**[06:32] ---**
Or from a murder?
**[06:34] ---**
Hey, don't interfere
with my investigation!
**[06:36] ---**
On the rocks? With water?
**[06:38] ---**
Or murder?
**[06:40] ---**
You idiots!
***SIGN*** Inn Madam
**[06:47] ---**
Okay, forensics... Did you find anything?
**[06:52] ---**
So what was the murder weapon?
**[06:52] ---**
Wow, oh really? I had no idea.
**[06:54] ---**
Probably a blunt weapon.
**[06:55] ---**
Wow, that's amazing.
**[06:56] ---**
It took one blow.
**[06:58] ---**
Get these two... outta here!
**[07:04] ---**
I guess that's as far as
we amateurs will get.
**[07:08] ---**
I'll keep you company.
**[07:10] ---**
After all, you're Ginza's top busybody.
**[07:18] ---**
I sure am. Thank you, Popu.
**[07:21] ---**
Well then, let's get to work ourselves.
**[07:24] ---**
Yes!
**[07:26] ---**
The killer is still in this inn.
We need to gather evidence.
**[07:30] ---**
The basic rule of detective work...
is thorough data gathering!
**[07:33] ---**
I recall that my late husband...
got up so many times...
**[07:38] ---**
to go to take a pee.
**[07:43] ---**
Popu, assemble everyone.
I figured it out!
**[07:50] ---**
No kidding! I totally get it!
***SIGN*** 1\an7\fs20}Totally got it*
***SIGN*** Detective Higure
Hiromi Yoshikawa
Kiyoshi Teshigawara
Tanaka
Ichirou Suzuki
Gouzou Kaneko
Camille
**[08:00] ---**
Okay, Mama, everyone's here.
**[08:02] ---**
Thank you, Popu.
**[08:04] ---**
Um... Why did you call us?
**[08:07] ---**
Don't tell me...
You know who the killer is?!
**[08:10] ---**
I didn't do it!
**[08:12] ---**
Now, now... Quiet down, everyone.
**[08:20] ---**
I started working in Ginza
back when this nation still had life.
**[08:26] ---**
Everything back then was
fresh and dazzling.
**[08:30] ---**
I accepted Ginza...
**[08:32] ---**
And Ginza accepted me in return.
***SIGN*** Club Pipimi
**[08:37] ---**
Ready...
**[08:39] ---**
Congratulations on your 25th anniversary,
Mama Pipimi!
**[08:43] ---**
- This is for you.
- Oh my...
***SIGN*** 25th Anniversary
**[08:44] ---**
It's our gift from all of us.
**[08:46] ---**
Mama, go and relax for a change.
**[08:49] ---**
Everyone... Thank you!
**[08:52] ---**
Mama, we're sending Popuko
to accompany you.
**[08:55] ---**
Huh? Me?
**[08:57] ---**
You deserve it for topping sales
last month as a newbie.
**[09:01] ---**
Have fun!
**[09:09] ---**
This trip was a present of love
from all the girls...
**[09:13] ---**
And it's been spoiled by a murder.
**[09:16] ---**
What? Are you saying
it's all my fault?!
**[09:20] ---**
Th-That's...
**[09:22] ---**
How was I to know...
**[09:25] ---**
that we had such an important guest?!
**[09:29] ---**
You're the murderer, right?
**[09:31] ---**
I couldn't forgive him!
**[09:32] ---**
Fifteen years ago, because of that man,
my father...
**[09:37] ---**
I'm going to join Father now...
**[09:41] ---**
Ginza is a mirror
that reflects the human soul.
**[09:45] ---**
Your death won't appease any soul.
**[09:48] ---**
But... I'm a terrible woman!
I deserve to die!
**[09:52] ---**
Fool!
**[09:54] ---**
In Ginza, we call women like you,
a damn fool!
**[09:58] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[09:59] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[10:01] ---**
When you've served your time,
come to my place for a drink.
**[10:06] ---**
It'll be on the house.
**[10:08] ---**
We'll always be waiting for you in Ginza.
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. Characters, organizations, and incidents are purely fictitious.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[11:33] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[11:34] ---**
Oh no! Daichi wants to
discover his real self,
**[11:37] ---**
and plans to study abroad!
**[11:40] ---**
We're going to be separated!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11 "The Sudden Break-up"
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11
"The Sudden Break-up."
**[11:45] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:57] ---**
Is something the matter,
Lord Hikomaro Takeshobo?
**[12:01] ---**
Show yourself, Pop Team Epic.
**[12:04] ---**
You may try to hide,
**[12:06] ---**
but I would recognize the stench
of your shitty manga anywhere.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[13:53] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Sluga sluga
**[13:55] ---**
Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
**[13:58] ---**
Sluga slugabed.
**[14:03] ---**
I am the Sluggard God.
I see potential in you.
***SIGN*** Sluggard God
**[14:07] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[14:08] ---**
Wanna succeed me and rule over my kingdom?
**[14:12] ---**
I can't be bothered!
**[14:18] ---**
Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
***SIGN*** Prickly Realm
**[14:21] ---**
Sluga slugabed.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[14:27] ---**
Pop Team Epic Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[14:34] ---**
It's the start of today's
Pop Team Epic Cooking.
**[14:38] ---**
We're doing a
super-economical recipe today.
**[14:42] ---**
Our ingredient is premium
wagyu tenderloin beef.
**[14:46] ---**
Oh... A cheaper, ordinary
cut of beef will do, right?
**[14:50] ---**
Nope, it has to be this.
I bought it for 50 yen.
**[14:54] ---**
What?!
Where can you find it so cheap?
**[14:58] ---**
Hey you...
Can't you do your own shopping? Huh?
***SIGN*** END
**[15:02] ---**
Fool!
**[15:08] ---**
Overwhelming!
**[15:09] ---**
Weakling!
**[15:10] ---**
Endurance!
**[15:11] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:13] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:14] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:16] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:17] ---**
- Pop T...
- Pop T...
**[15:21] ---**
Everybody, say ho!
**[15:22] ---**
Pop T... Pop T... Pop T... Pop T...
**[15:36] ---**
Pass, pass!
**[15:37] ---**
Gotcha!
**[15:39] ---**
Aura Cannon!
**[15:41] ---**
Nice pass... Okay, here I go!
**[15:46] ---**
Aura Cannon!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[15:52] ---**
*Bob Team Epic*.
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[15:55] ---**
Have some water.
**[15:56] ---**
Please press the button
when you're ready to order.
**[15:59] ---**
Why that!
**[16:13] ---**
Excuse me!
**[16:14] ---**
Bob...!
**[16:15] ---**
Team...!
**[16:16] ---**
Epic!
**[16:18] ---**
Have you decided?
**[16:20] ---**
Why that!
***SIGN*** Ginza Hostess Detective
**[16:22] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[16:27] ---**
So... you had something to tell me?
**[16:41] ---**
Oh, the food was delicious!
**[16:45] ---**
Do you know what the most important
thing is for Ginza hostesses?
**[16:51] ---**
What is it?
**[16:53] ---**
It's...
**[16:56] ---**
to enjoy life to the fullest.
**[17:00] ---**
Aw, Mama Pipimi...
**[17:02] ---**
How wonderful.
**[17:08] ---**
The title should pop up any second.
***SIGN*** Ginza Hostess Detective Part 10
Mystery at the Hot Spring
The Crime and Punishment of the Young Inn Madam
***SIGN*** Baths
**[17:16] ---**
That was a wonderful soak, wasn't it, Popu?
**[17:19] ---**
Yes, it was.
**[17:20] ---**
Is this everyone?
**[17:22] ---**
Yes, Detective Higure.
**[17:23] ---**
Oh! What could this be?
**[17:26] ---**
Thank you for gathering so late at night.
**[17:30] ---**
I'm Detective Higure from
police headquarters.
**[17:34] ---**
There's been a murder here at the inn.
**[17:37] ---**
You are all considered
persons of interest.
**[17:38] ---**
A murder?
**[17:40] ---**
The killer's among us.
**[17:41] ---**
I'd like your full cooperation.
**[17:42] ---**
How scary.
**[17:44] ---**
Y-You mean, there's a killer among us?!
**[17:47] ---**
Hurry up, and capture the suspect!
**[17:49] ---**
I can't believe such a frightening
thing would occur at our inn!
**[17:55] ---**
Calm down, everyone.
**[17:57] ---**
First, I want to hear
what each of you has to say.
**[18:00] ---**
Huh, what are you anyway?
**[18:02] ---**
Uh-oh, she's doing her busybody thing again.
**[18:07] ---**
I know! You must be the killer!
**[18:09] ---**
Y-You're wrong!
**[18:11] ---**
Popu, don't be rude to the guest.
**[18:19] ---**
- On your way home from work?
- Uh, yes.
**[18:21] ---**
Or from a murder?
**[18:24] ---**
Hey, don't interfere
with my investigation!
**[18:26] ---**
On the rocks? With water?
**[18:28] ---**
Or murder?
**[18:30] ---**
You idiots!
***SIGN*** Inn Madam
**[18:37] ---**
Okay, forensics... Did you find anything?
**[18:42] ---**
So what was the murder weapon?
**[18:44] ---**
Probably a blunt weapon.
**[18:46] ---**
It took one blow.
**[18:48] ---**
Get these two... outta here!
**[18:54] ---**
I guess that's as far as
we amateurs will get.
**[18:58] ---**
I'll tag along.
**[19:00] ---**
After all, you're Ginza's top busybody.
**[19:07] ---**
I sure am. Thank you, Popu.
**[19:11] ---**
Well then, let's get to work ourselves.
**[19:14] ---**
Roger that!
**[19:16] ---**
The killer is still in this inn.
We need to gather evidence.
**[19:20] ---**
The basic rule of detective work...
is thorough data gathering!
**[19:23] ---**
I recall that my late husband...
got up so many times...
**[19:28] ---**
...to go to take a pee.
**[19:33] ---**
Popu, assemble everyone.
I figured it out!
**[19:38] ---**
I see, I see.
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, I totally get it now!
***SIGN*** 1\an7\fs20}Totally got it*
***SIGN*** Detective Higure
Hiromi Yoshikawa
Kiyoshi Teshigawara
Tanaka
Ichirou Suzuki
Gouzou Kaneko
Camille
**[19:50] ---**
Okay, Mama, everyone's here.
**[19:52] ---**
Thank you, Popu.
**[19:54] ---**
Um... Why did you call us?
**[19:57] ---**
Don't tell me...
You know who the killer is?!
**[20:00] ---**
I-I didn't do it!
**[20:02] ---**
Now, now... Quiet down, everyone.
**[20:10] ---**
I started working in Ginza
when this nation still had life.
**[20:17] ---**
Everything back then was
fresh and dazzling.
**[20:21] ---**
I accepted Ginza...
**[20:23] ---**
And Ginza accepted me in return.
***SIGN*** Club Pipimi
**[20:27] ---**
Ready...
**[20:29] ---**
Congratulations on your 25th anniversary, Mama Pipimi!
**[20:31] ---**
Oh, my goodness, girls! I'm so happy!
**[20:33] ---**
This is for you.
***SIGN*** 25th Anniversary
**[20:34] ---**
It's our gift from all of us.
**[20:36] ---**
Mama, go and relax for a change.
**[20:39] ---**
Everyone... Thank you!
**[20:42] ---**
Mama, we're sending Popuko
to accompany you.
**[20:45] ---**
Huh? Me?
**[20:47] ---**
You deserve it for topping sales
last month as a newbie.
**[20:51] ---**
Have fun!
**[20:59] ---**
This trip was a present of love
from all the girls...
**[21:03] ---**
And it's been spoiled by the killer!
**[21:06] ---**
What? Are you saying
it's all my fault?!
**[21:10] ---**
Th-That's...
**[21:12] ---**
How was I to know...
**[21:15] ---**
that we had such an important guest?!
**[21:18] ---**
You're the murderer, right?
**[21:21] ---**
I couldn't forgive him!
**[21:22] ---**
Fifteen years ago, because of that man,
my father...
**[21:27] ---**
I'm going to join Father now...
**[21:31] ---**
Ginza is a mirror
of the human soul.
**[21:35] ---**
Your death won't appease any soul.
**[21:38] ---**
But... I'm a terrible woman!
I deserve to die!
**[21:42] ---**
Fool!
**[21:44] ---**
In Ginza, we call women like you,
a damn fool!
**[21:48] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[21:49] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[21:52] ---**
When you've served your time,
come to my place for a drink.
**[21:57] ---**
It'll be on the house.
**[21:59] ---**
You'll always find us in Ginza,
waiting for you.
**[22:03] ---**
Now, then.
**[22:04] ---**
Let's go home.
**[22:05] ---**
Yes, let's.
**[22:06] ---**
Speaking of, Popu, did you get your license?
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. Characters, organizations, and incidents are purely fictitious.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:23] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:24] ---**
Oh no! Daichi wants to
discover his real self,
**[23:27] ---**
and plans to study abroad!
**[23:30] ---**
We're going to be separated!
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11 "The Sudden Break-up"
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11
"The Sudden Break-up."
**[23:35] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:38] ---**
**[23:40] ---**
# E11 - Cursed Mansion
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2EVKW/cursed-mansion)
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**[00:03] ---**
Eisai...
**[00:04] ---**
...haramasukoi!
**[00:08] ---**
What are you doing?
**[00:10] ---**
The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
You think it'll catch on?
**[00:14] ---**
Not a chance.
**[00:20] ---**
I'm sure it will!
**[00:56] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[00:58] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[00:59] ---**
E-E-E-E-Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[01:03] ---**
Eisai...haramasukoi.
**[01:05] ---**
E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
**[01:06] ---**
E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
**[01:08] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[01:11] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
E-E-E-E-E-E...
**[01:15] ---**
Eh?
**[01:16] ---**
#11
Cursed Mansion
**[01:16] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[01:19] ---**
All together now... Cheers!
**[01:22] ---**
I love the atmosphere of this place.
I'm gonna Instagram it.
**[01:24] ---**
It's really noisy.
**[01:25] ---**
Cool place you found, Hayato.
You outdid yourself.
**[01:26] ---**
What the?
**[01:28] ---**
I found it on the Net...
on a site that's really hard to find.
**[01:28] ---**
Someone's here. Hey.
**[01:31] ---**
Hello?
**[01:32] ---**
What was your name again?
**[01:32] ---**
Eisai... I'm Pipimi.
**[01:32] ---**
Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
**[01:34] ---**
Pipimi! Right, Pipimi!
**[01:35] ---**
- Oh, that's the pits.
- I'll say.
**[01:36] ---**
Eisai... haramasu—
**[01:36] ---**
Pipimi, I hear something out there.
**[01:38] ---**
Oh hey, look.
It's from the home party.
**[01:39] ---**
Pipimi, go take a look for me.
**[01:42] ---**
Shota, you're such a party animal.
**[01:42] ---**
What's all that racket?
**[01:45] ---**
Someone's there!
**[01:45] ---**
Okay, IG Story.
**[01:46] ---**
Say what?!
**[01:47] ---**
Yay!
**[01:48] ---**
P-Popuko, there's people here.
**[01:49] ---**
Really?
**[01:49] ---**
- Never mind.
- Yeah.
**[01:49] ---**
There's like four randos we don't know.
**[01:52] ---**
Are they friends of yours?
**[01:53] ---**
Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
**[01:53] ---**
What?
**[01:54] ---**
They're not my friends. I don't know any of them.
**[01:56] ---**
I know!
**[01:57] ---**
Like... OMG!
**[01:57] ---**
There's like... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
**[01:59] ---**
Leave it to ace here
of our drinking group.
**[02:01] ---**
I don't know those guys equaling
about six and a half people.
**[02:02] ---**
Oww... Cut it out.
**[02:05] ---**
So is this an un... unlawful entry?
**[02:05] ---**
Yup, he's so handy.
**[02:07] ---**
For sure.
**[02:08] ---**
Unlawful entry?
**[02:11] ---**
They're some punks.
***SIGN*** Cursed Mansion
**[02:12] ---**
Punks? Let's chase them away.
**[02:15] ---**
Hm? What's the matter?
**[02:16] ---**
Pipimi.
**[02:17] ---**
I need to go potty.
**[02:18] ---**
Seriously though, let's go together.
**[02:18] ---**
Potty?
**[02:19] ---**
Potty.
**[02:19] ---**
Th-Then you should hurry and go.
**[02:20] ---**
It might be number 2.
**[02:21] ---**
Well, I'm ready and willing.
**[02:22] ---**
Let's go! Hurry!
**[02:23] ---**
It's gotta be you, Reina.
**[02:23] ---**
Crap.
**[02:24] ---**
Run!
**[02:25] ---**
Aya's been gone a long time.
**[02:25] ---**
Run! Run! Run!
**[02:25] ---**
I can't keep it in if I run!
**[02:27] ---**
Oh, yeah...
**[02:27] ---**
It'll come out!
**[02:28] ---**
Wait, Popuko!
**[02:29] ---**
There's someone inside!
**[02:29] ---**
I need to go! Pipimi!
**[02:31] ---**
There's a line to get in!
**[02:33] ---**
Someone's in there!
**[02:34] ---**
No way, dude! I'm at my limit here!
**[02:37] ---**
I think she felt your urgency.
**[02:37] ---**
Get the hell out already!
**[02:38] ---**
W-What?
**[02:40] ---**
I'm about to lose all my dignity as
a person right now. You okay with that?
**[02:43] ---**
Eww, creepy.
**[02:43] ---**
It's gonna happen.
**[02:43] ---**
This won't make it to air.
**[02:48] ---**
Did you properly disinfect everything?
**[02:49] ---**
Did you put the seat back down?
**[02:54] ---**
A-Aya!
**[02:57] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[02:59] ---**
Aya!
**[03:01] ---**
O-Over there!
**[03:04] ---**
There's nothing there, Aya.
**[03:07] ---**
Girls...
**[03:09] ---**
There were two girls standing there!
**[03:12] ---**
Aya, calm down!
**[03:14] ---**
Aya, let's just go back to the room.
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, wait... Shogo!
**[03:26] ---**
Man, thank goodness I made it.
**[03:27] ---**
- You okay?
- Uh-huh.
**[03:28] ---**
I'm glad you made it.
**[03:30] ---**
I made it. I retained my dignity
as a person, Pipimi.
**[03:31] ---**
Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
**[03:34] ---**
Huh?
**[03:34] ---**
Thank goodness. I didn't know
how things were gonna end up for a bit.
**[03:35] ---**
Trying to look helpless and cute.
**[03:38] ---**
Oh?
**[03:38] ---**
It's gotten really boring.
**[03:39] ---**
Wait.
**[03:41] ---**
I'm not pretending!
**[03:42] ---**
Now they're fighting in someone else's house.
**[03:42] ---**
There really were two girls!
I'm not lying!
**[03:44] ---**
Hey, read the room.
**[03:46] ---**
Just stop.
**[03:46] ---**
Hey, Reina, stop it.
**[03:48] ---**
It gets really nasty when girls fight.
**[03:48] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[03:49] ---**
We all know you have
the hots for Aya.
**[03:51] ---**
Yup.
**[03:52] ---**
Right?
**[03:52] ---**
Seriously, isn't she cold with
her shoulders out like that?
**[03:53] ---**
It's so disgusting.
**[03:55] ---**
It's the dead of winter.
**[03:57] ---**
W-What are you saying?!
**[03:57] ---**
Yeah. It's the dead of winter.
**[03:59] ---**
You're gonna get sick.
**[04:00] ---**
So hey, I think it's great.
Pair up, you two!
**[04:01] ---**
Her ankles are showing, too.
**[04:02] ---**
The other one's under a blanket, too.
**[04:04] ---**
And I'll stick with Shogo.
**[04:05] ---**
I know, right?
**[04:07] ---**
Oh, this is just...
**[04:07] ---**
Hey, Reina.
**[04:10] ---**
Yeah...
**[04:10] ---**
I feel sorry for you, Reina.
**[04:11] ---**
This is becoming a hot mess.
**[04:13] ---**
It sure is.
**[04:13] ---**
You don't even know that
Shogo and I have a thing going?
**[04:19] ---**
Really?!
**[04:22] ---**
I'm in for it now!
**[04:23] ---**
Then what was that kiss
back there in the kitchen?!
**[04:27] ---**
What?
**[04:27] ---**
Yikes.
**[04:28] ---**
What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
**[04:29] ---**
Wow, he's a real piece of shit.
**[04:30] ---**
He really is.
**[04:32] ---**
I had too much to drink and...
**[04:32] ---**
There really are assholes like this.
**[04:34] ---**
Yeah, but how did she not—
**[04:37] ---**
Hey.
**[04:39] ---**
You bastard...
Always getting it on with the girls.
**[04:39] ---**
Hey, now!
**[04:39] ---**
That watermelon just splattered all over the floor.
**[04:42] ---**
How dare you waste food like that?!
**[04:42] ---**
And always rubbing it in!
**[04:45] ---**
And you messed up someone else's house!
**[04:45] ---**
I'll slaughter all of you!
**[04:46] ---**
Seriously! What are you
gonna do about this, huh?
**[04:49] ---**
Who do you think is gonna clean this up?
**[04:50] ---**
You wait!
**[04:51] ---**
Pipimi's gonna have to clean this all up.
**[04:53] ---**
Help... help!
**[04:53] ---**
Huh? You have to help, too.
**[04:56] ---**
That's not my thing.
**[04:56] ---**
I can't take this!
I'm leaving!
**[04:57] ---**
You really...
**[04:58] ---**
You really should help me.
**[05:00] ---**
Start! C'mon, start!
**[05:00] ---**
Hey! What the hell?
**[05:02] ---**
You're just gonna leave after leaving this mess?
**[05:04] ---**
It started!
**[05:05] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:06] ---**
As if.
**[05:12] ---**
For real, though...
**[05:14] ---**
Just be a good girl...
**[05:15] ---**
That guy is trying to crack open another watermelon.
**[05:18] ---**
- Damn you!
- What?!
**[05:19] ---**
He is...
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, no! Where'd she get that?
**[05:22] ---**
That doesn't belong to you!
**[05:22] ---**
Aya...!
**[05:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:23] ---**
Now there's another mess!
**[05:25] ---**
Come on, dude.
**[05:27] ---**
The floor, the walls...
**[05:38] ---**
Look at this mess!
**[05:41] ---**
It's so filthy!
**[05:45] ---**
We need to remodel, Pipimi.
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah, we definitely should.
**[05:49] ---**
Yup.
**[05:51] ---**
Cash.
**[05:52] ---**
Cash? Get us some cash?
**[05:52] ---**
Bring us some cash, Pipimi.
**[05:54] ---**
Wait, I have to earn it all on my own?
**[05:57] ---**
It's all you, Pipimi.
**[05:59] ---**
Really?
**[05:59] ---**
Pay for the remodel.
**[06:02] ---**
I'll do what I can.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[06:15] ---**
*Bob Team Epic*.
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[06:17] ---**
Mayor, I've come up with an idea
for new playground equipment!
**[06:21] ---**
Well done!
**[06:22] ---**
How about a jetpack swing?
***SIGN*** Jetpack Swing
**[06:25] ---**
No, that won't do.
It's too dangerous—
**[06:29] ---**
You'll still pay me for all my work!
**[06:31] ---**
With your life!
**[06:39] ---**
These peas are yummy.
These peas are yummy.
**[06:42] ---**
Live long.
**[06:50] ---**
*Pop Team Epic Stories of Old*.
**[06:57] ---**
Would you like to know
what I'm reading?
**[06:59] ---**
I would.
**[07:03] ---**
Now I'm actually wood!
**[07:05] ---**
She turned into a tree!
**[07:06] ---**
Pipimi...!
**[07:08] ---**
Don't leave me!
**[07:17] ---**
And that's the way the story goes.
**[07:27] ---**
Pipimi!
**[07:29] ---**
How'd you get so big?
**[07:40] ---**
Science?
**[07:45] ---**
Oh, science.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[07:59] ---**
Pop Team Epic Cooking!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[08:03] ---**
- Pop Team Epic...
- Cooking!
**[08:06] ---**
We're making rice omelet today!
**[08:08] ---**
I'll draw a heart with ketchup.
**[08:14] ---**
Oh, that's very ni—
**[08:15] ---**
Oh, this is so embarrassing!
**[08:23] ---**
Noooo!
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:30] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Correspondence Corner
**[08:32] ---**
We have a letter today.
**[08:34] ---**
Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
***SIGN*** Correspondence Corner
**[08:41] ---**
That really hits hard.
**[08:43] ---**
Gotcha!
**[08:44] ---**
I'll draw tons of keyframes
and make 'em move!
**[08:47] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[08:51] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[08:54] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[08:56] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi dance,
the real McCoy!
**[09:09] ---**
Something that happens a lot in France
**[09:11] ---**
is that people tend to be
pretentious about wine,
**[09:14] ---**
even though they don't know
what they're talking about.
**[09:18] ---**
Here, Popuko is talking about her drink.
**[09:28] ---**
Oh, Paris!
**[09:31] ---**
The perfect day to enjoy a glass.
**[09:35] ---**
Look! Texture as smooth as silk.
**[09:38] ---**
Color so clear, light shines through it.
**[09:42] ---**
And this fragrance...
**[09:45] ---**
It's so refined that I'm getting tipsy from it!
**[09:48] ---**
Bitch, it's just grape juice!
***SIGN*** End
**[10:07] ---**
See you!
**[10:17] ---**
Okay, so why aren't we in the anime?
**[10:19] ---**
There's only one episode left.
**[10:21] ---**
No way! It's gonna end like this?!
**[10:23] ---**
Hey, author, if you like Ai****u,
keep making more!
**[11:09] ---**
Too short!
***SIGN*** Preview of Final Episode
***SIGN*** Preview of Final Episode
**[11:15] ---**
As I searched to find myself
I remembered...
**[11:18] ---**
Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
and became a star.
**[11:23] ---**
But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
for all my memories of Sosogu,
**[11:28] ---**
she brought her back to life.
**[11:31] ---**
Now, she's about to lose her life
for me again.
**[11:35] ---**
This time, I want to keep
the promise I made with you.
**[11:40] ---**
Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
**[11:43] ---**
Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise.
**[11:46] ---**
We'll fall in love once again.
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:53] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[11:58] ---**
What are you doing?
**[12:01] ---**
The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
You think it'll catch on?
**[12:04] ---**
Not a chance.
**[12:06] ---**
Oh, no!
**[12:08] ---**
Unless...
**[12:11] ---**
I'm sure it will.
**[12:16] ---**
We got this?
**[12:17] ---**
Hell yeah!
**[12:19] ---**
For real?
**[12:21] ---**
Hell yeah!
**[12:24] ---**
What should I do?
**[12:25] ---**
Just do it!
**[12:27] ---**
Are we ready? Yikes.
**[12:29] ---**
Same.
**[12:34] ---**
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!
**[12:42] ---**
I'm done!
**[12:44] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[12:46] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[12:48] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[12:53] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi. I'm done!
**[12:53] ---**
Lookin' good!
**[12:56] ---**
Hey, c’mon!
**[13:03] ---**
Now for the greeting.
**[13:06] ---**
#11
Cursed Mansion
**[13:06] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[13:09] ---**
All together now... Cheers!
**[13:11] ---**
Cheers! Wait.
**[13:12] ---**
I love the atmosphere of this place.
I'm gonna Instagram it.
**[13:13] ---**
They just toasted to something.
**[13:15] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:15] ---**
Cool place you found, Hayato.
You outdid yourself.
**[13:16] ---**
Who is this?
**[13:17] ---**
Who the heck are these guys? Huh?
**[13:18] ---**
I found it on the Net...
on a site that's really hard to find.
**[13:19] ---**
This is our place.
**[13:20] ---**
The hell're you guys doing, huh?
**[13:22] ---**
Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
**[13:23] ---**
Looks like fun.
**[13:24] ---**
Where'd you fools come from?
**[13:25] ---**
Oh, that's the pits.
**[13:26] ---**
I'll say.
**[13:26] ---**
Don't say that.
**[13:28] ---**
Wait, oh. Really?
**[13:28] ---**
Oh hey, look.
It's from the home party.
**[13:30] ---**
Let's simmer down.
**[13:31] ---**
Got it.
**[13:31] ---**
We're classy fellows.
**[13:31] ---**
We're... exactly.
**[13:32] ---**
Shota, you're such a party animal.
**[13:34] ---**
Right. We want to continue
making a living in this world.
**[13:35] ---**
Okay, IG Story.
**[13:37] ---**
Yay!
**[13:37] ---**
Right.
**[13:37] ---**
Yes. Precisely.
**[13:38] ---**
We were supposed to get into the story here.
**[13:41] ---**
Oh, what? Really?
**[13:42] ---**
We missed it.
**[13:43] ---**
Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
**[13:43] ---**
Sorry! My bad, Senpai! I'm so sorry!
**[13:45] ---**
Who are these four anyway?
**[13:46] ---**
I know!
**[13:47] ---**
I'll say... so dramatic.
**[13:47] ---**
They're like...
**[13:48] ---**
What are they doing here?
**[13:49] ---**
They're like a typical gathering.
**[13:49] ---**
Leave it to ace here
of our drinking group.
**[13:51] ---**
Did they tell you they were coming?
**[13:52] ---**
They did not.
**[13:52] ---**
Oww... Cut it out.
**[13:53] ---**
Exactly.
**[13:54] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:55] ---**
They're acting like they live here.
**[13:55] ---**
Yup, he's so handy.
**[13:56] ---**
Right?
**[13:57] ---**
Making themselves at home.
**[13:57] ---**
Why though?
**[14:00] ---**
We've been watching this whole time.
**[14:01] ---**
Ayup.
***SIGN*** Cursed Mansion
**[14:03] ---**
*Jukan!*
**[14:06] ---**
It's freezing.
**[14:07] ---**
Say.
**[14:08] ---**
Seriously though, let's go together.
**[14:08] ---**
Hm? What is it?
**[14:09] ---**
I can't get in.
**[14:11] ---**
Really?
**[14:11] ---**
Well, I'm ready and willing.
**[14:11] ---**
This is our house.
**[14:13] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:13] ---**
It's gotta be you, Reina.
**[14:13] ---**
The door's locked.
**[14:15] ---**
Aya's been gone a long time.
**[14:16] ---**
What? Hey, someone's here.
**[14:17] ---**
Oh, yeah...
**[14:20] ---**
Say.
**[14:21] ---**
Hm?
**[14:22] ---**
People we don't know are here.
**[14:24] ---**
Hey, what's going on here?
**[14:26] ---**
You drank too much.
**[14:27] ---**
Enough of your bullshit.
**[14:28] ---**
W-What?
**[14:30] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[14:30] ---**
We're in the bathroom.
**[14:32] ---**
Hey, it's us.
**[14:32] ---**
Ah.
**[14:33] ---**
Eww, creepy.
**[14:34] ---**
It's our turn now.
**[14:37] ---**
Right here.
**[14:40] ---**
So dark!
**[14:42] ---**
Wasn't there anywhere better lit?
**[14:43] ---**
A-Aya!
**[14:43] ---**
Eisai...
**[14:45] ---**
...haramasukoi.
**[14:47] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[14:48] ---**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[14:49] ---**
Aya!
**[14:50] ---**
Yup.
**[14:51] ---**
O-Over there!
**[14:52] ---**
Just keep saying that.
**[14:54] ---**
There's nothing.
**[14:55] ---**
Eisai...
**[14:56] ---**
We're already gone, boys.
**[14:57] ---**
Girls...
**[14:59] ---**
There were two girls standing there!
**[14:59] ---**
We just wanted to scare you.
**[15:00] ---**
Exactly.
**[15:02] ---**
Aya, calm down!
**[15:03] ---**
I mean, we had no idea these people were coming.
**[15:04] ---**
Right? They said her name is Aya.
**[15:04] ---**
Aya, let's just go back to the room.
**[15:06] ---**
Hey, wait... Shogo!
**[15:06] ---**
Aya.
**[15:07] ---**
Aya? Which Aya?
**[15:09] ---**
No idea.
**[15:17] ---**
You okay?
**[15:19] ---**
Did you hear how he just said that?
**[15:21] ---**
Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
**[15:21] ---**
I'm the one who bought all this.
**[15:23] ---**
Huh?
**[15:23] ---**
You bought that watermelon?
**[15:24] ---**
Yes, they're my favorite.
**[15:25] ---**
Trying to look helpless and cute.
**[15:26] ---**
Oh, really?
**[15:27] ---**
What's this?
**[15:28] ---**
When you eat watermelons too much
**[15:28] ---**
It's gotten really boring.
**[15:29] ---**
you have to go pee.
**[15:31] ---**
I'm not pretending!
**[15:32] ---**
There really were two girls!
I'm not lying!
**[15:34] ---**
I eat them a lot, too.
**[15:35] ---**
Now they're bickering.
**[15:36] ---**
Hey, Reina, stop it.
**[15:37] ---**
Say what?
**[15:37] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:38] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[15:39] ---**
What's wrong?
**[15:39] ---**
We all know you have
the hots for Aya.
**[15:40] ---**
I hate thoughtless language like this.
**[15:43] ---**
It's so disgusting.
**[15:43] ---**
I hate that more than anything.
**[15:45] ---**
Is that so?
**[15:46] ---**
Speak Japanese properly.
**[15:47] ---**
W-What are you saying?!
**[15:47] ---**
Exactly.
**[15:48] ---**
Yup.
**[15:49] ---**
Proper Japanese.
**[15:50] ---**
So hey, I think it's great.
Pair up, you two!
**[15:51] ---**
Just like we do.
**[15:53] ---**
Uh-oh?
**[15:54] ---**
And I'll stick with Shogo.
**[15:56] ---**
What's happening?
**[15:56] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, Reina.
**[15:58] ---**
Throwing herself on him.
**[15:59] ---**
No fighting, now.
**[16:00] ---**
I feel sorry for you, Reina.
**[16:02] ---**
How did you get here anyways?
**[16:03] ---**
What? You didn't invite them?
**[16:03] ---**
You don't even know that
Shogo and I have a thing going?
**[16:06] ---**
What? No way. I hate
thoughtless people like this.
**[16:10] ---**
I...
**[16:10] ---**
I only hang out with gentlemen.
**[16:12] ---**
I'm in for it now!
**[16:13] ---**
They didn't ask to use our place.
**[16:13] ---**
Then what was that kiss
back there in the kitchen?!
**[16:14] ---**
Hey, what's that doing there?
**[16:17] ---**
Why's that on the wall there? What's he going to do?
**[16:17] ---**
What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
**[16:20] ---**
Well, usually...
**[16:22] ---**
I had too much to drink and...
**[16:23] ---**
We were using it for cooking—
**[16:26] ---**
My precious watermelon!
**[16:29] ---**
You bastard...
Always getting it on with the girls.
**[16:31] ---**
No one asked for this!
**[16:33] ---**
And always rubbing it in!
**[16:33] ---**
Stop it!
**[16:34] ---**
That's not why that was on the wall!
**[16:35] ---**
I'll slaughter all of you!
**[16:38] ---**
This is just...
**[16:39] ---**
This is just awful!
**[16:42] ---**
Just stop!
**[16:43] ---**
It's freezing outsi— Oh, here she comes!
**[16:46] ---**
I can't take it! I'm leaving!
**[16:46] ---**
Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
**[16:50] ---**
Start! C'mon, start!
**[16:51] ---**
Hurry and get out of here! Hurry! Run!
**[16:54] ---**
It started!
**[16:56] ---**
You're blinding us, bitch!
**[16:59] ---**
Eisai...
**[17:00] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[17:02] ---**
Oh...
**[17:03] ---**
That wasn't our fault right?
**[17:04] ---**
Just be a good girl...
**[17:05] ---**
What should we do?
**[17:06] ---**
I mean, this is our home!
**[17:07] ---**
That car went over the cliff.
**[17:08] ---**
- Damn you!
- What?!
**[17:09] ---**
She went over on her own.
**[17:18] ---**
Ack!
**[17:19] ---**
I'm done with this!
**[17:22] ---**
Now it's morning.
**[17:23] ---**
Yup. Morning.
**[17:24] ---**
Morning is here.
**[17:26] ---**
Now, then...
**[17:28] ---**
Morning is here but...
**[17:30] ---**
Wait, this wasn't some nightmare?
**[17:31] ---**
What should we do now?
**[17:32] ---**
Hey.
**[17:33] ---**
So the cleaning...
**[17:34] ---**
Who's gonna clean this? I mean...
**[17:36] ---**
Well, we need the forensics people here first.
**[17:39] ---**
Detective! Hey, Detective!
**[17:41] ---**
We've got the perfect guy right here.
**[17:41] ---**
You're up, Detective!
**[17:43] ---**
Yeah, this is a job for a detective! For sure!
**[17:44] ---**
Hey.
**[17:45] ---**
It's too dangerous for anyone else.
**[17:48] ---**
Hey, check this out right now.
**[17:48] ---**
Huh?
**[17:50] ---**
What? Right now?
**[17:51] ---**
You're a detective, aren't you?
**[17:51] ---**
Wait, no! Wait, what was that?
**[17:53] ---**
I can't do anything here.
**[17:55] ---**
I'll pretend I didn't hear
you. I heard nothing.
**[17:58] ---**
I'm completely innocent.
**[18:05] ---**
*Bob Team Epic*.
**[18:07] ---**
Mayor, I've come up with an idea
for new playground equipment!
**[18:11] ---**
Well done!
**[18:12] ---**
How about a jetpack swing?
***SIGN*** Jetpack Swing
**[18:15] ---**
No, that won't do.
It's too dangerous—
**[18:17] ---**
You'll still pay me for all my work!
**[18:19] ---**
With your life!
**[18:32] ---**
Stop living off our taxes.
**[18:40] ---**
*Pop Team Epic Stories of Old*.
**[18:47] ---**
Would you like to know
what I'm reading?
**[18:50] ---**
I would.
**[18:52] ---**
I sure *wood*.
**[18:55] ---**
She turned into a tree!
**[18:57] ---**
Pipimi...!
**[18:59] ---**
I don't want to leave you! No! Don't go!
**[19:02] ---**
We're BFFs forever! We're gonna create a duo!
**[19:05] ---**
Why don't we make an agency?
**[19:06] ---**
Yeah, nope!
**[19:08] ---**
And that's the way the story goes.
**[19:16] ---**
Pipimi!
**[19:19] ---**
How'd you get so big?
**[19:30] ---**
It's all about angles.
**[19:34] ---**
Oh... Angles.
**[19:38] ---**
Which way does my swirly go?
**[19:39] ---**
I'm gonna be crushed.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:49] ---**
Pop Team Epic Cooking.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[19:54] ---**
- Pop Team Epic...
- Cooking!
**[19:56] ---**
We're making crab omelet today!
**[19:59] ---**
I'll draw something nice with ketchup.
**[20:01] ---**
See?
**[20:02] ---**
You're drawing with ketchup?
**[20:03] ---**
I sure am! See?
**[20:05] ---**
Oh, how cute.
**[20:07] ---**
Oh, this is so embarrassing!
**[20:08] ---**
Crab omelet, bitch!
**[20:11] ---**
You saw us.
**[20:13] ---**
Noooo!
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[20:20] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
**[20:22] ---**
We have a letter today.
***SIGN*** Correspondence Corner
**[20:24] ---**
Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
**[20:31] ---**
You're really gonna bring that up?
**[20:33] ---**
Gotcha!
**[20:34] ---**
I'll draw tons of keyframes
and make 'em move!
**[20:37] ---**
Oh, wow.
**[20:37] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[20:40] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi!
**[20:41] ---**
Hey. Didn't you say you had a bad back?
**[20:44] ---**
Eisaiharamasukoi! This is embarrassing!
**[20:45] ---**
We're both really old now.
**[20:46] ---**
I'm so embarrassed! I'm done!
**[21:00] ---**
Something that happens a lot in France
**[21:01] ---**
is that people tend to be
pretentious about wine,
**[21:05] ---**
even though they don't know
what they're talking about.
**[21:08] ---**
Here, Popuko is talking about her drink.
**[21:18] ---**
Oh, Paris!
**[21:21] ---**
The perfect day to enjoy a glass.
**[21:25] ---**
Look! Texture as smooth as silk.
**[21:28] ---**
Color so clear, light shines through it.
**[21:32] ---**
And this fragrance? How lovely.
I'm getting tipsy from it!
**[21:37] ---**
Just finish your damn juice already!
***SIGN*** End
**[21:57] ---**
See you!
**[21:58] ---**
Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Preview of Final Episode
**[23:05] ---**
As I searched to find myself
I remembered...
**[23:08] ---**
Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
and became a star.
**[23:13] ---**
But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
for all my memories of Sosogu,
**[23:18] ---**
she brought her back to life.
**[23:21] ---**
Now, she's about to lose her life
for me again.
**[23:25] ---**
This time, I want to keep
the promise I made with you.
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
**[23:30] ---**
Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
**[23:33] ---**
Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise.
**[23:36] ---**
We'll fall in love once again.
# E12 - The Age of Pop Team Epic
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN0XVW/the-age-of-pop-team-epic)
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***SIGN*** Takeshobo
***SIGN*** Recover
"Pop Team Epicrimson"…
**[00:31] ---**
It happened ten years ago...
***SIGN*** He has
"Pop Team Epicrimson"
***SIGN*** His name...
***SIGN*** Full Name: Popuchin Popusuke
Code Name: Combat Popuchin
Age: 29 Size: 181 cm 70 kg
**[00:56] ---**
Pop Team Epicrimson
**[01:00] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[01:06] ---**
I can't see a thing.
**[01:08] ---**
Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
**[01:09] ---**
It's like the darkness
before light was born.
**[01:14] ---**
Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
**[01:16] ---**
And this stench
that reeks of despair...
***SIGN*** Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
***SIGN*** Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
**[01:19] ---**
Is it a deadly poison born
out of a foolish era?
**[01:24] ---**
We have become
so disgustingly depraved...
***SIGN*** Series Composition: Jun Aoki
***SIGN*** Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
***SIGN*** Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
***SIGN*** Music Production: King Records
**[01:28] ---**
To get involved with
that Nihility Farce!
***SIGN*** Series Directors:
***SIGN*** Jun Aoki
***SIGN*** Aoi Umeki
***SIGN*** Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
**[01:32] ---**
This is a deep darkness...
**[01:35] ---**
No... It is not darkness.
Only total ignorance!
**[01:41] ---**
They're short and stubby,
the antithesis of cute!
**[01:46] ---**
It makes me want to puke every time!
**[01:48] ---**
The mythology which we created
so painstakingly...
**[01:53] ---**
This Nihility Farce brought
such dishonor!
**[01:56] ---**
However...
**[01:58] ---**
Back then...
**[02:00] ---**
How did they do the Infinite Break
from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
**[02:05] ---**
The mightiest supermen
have failed until now...
**[02:10] ---**
It was going smoothly up to
the shrinker sedation.
**[02:17] ---**
By rights, their arche would be King's...
**[02:24] ---**
But suddenly, Macbeth Records
had an abnormal expansion...
**[02:29] ---**
And the decoherence xanadu
did a parallel excitation.
**[02:33] ---**
Ridiculous! How can that be?!
**[02:35] ---**
Still, it happened in reality.
**[02:38] ---**
Not just once, but continuously.
**[02:41] ---**
And the unthinkable result...
***SIGN*** January 2018
The Anime Begins!
**[02:48] ---**
We have been helpless
since that humiliating day!
**[02:53] ---**
The Nihility Farce has
spread worldwide...
**[02:55] ---**
If it had been broadcast
with that scenario intact...
**[03:00] ---**
We would have hegemony!
**[03:02] ---**
Hegemony...
**[03:03] ---**
Hegemony...
**[03:04] ---**
Music to my ears...
**[03:08] ---**
Just the sound of that word!
**[03:13] ---**
Next season,
hegemony shall be ours.
**[03:15] ---**
For that, those two must be...
**[03:18] ---**
Rest assured.
**[03:20] ---**
The special elite force,
Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
**[03:26] ---**
Oh! The Hamlet Death Gods!
**[03:30] ---**
Even those two...
**[03:32] ---**
Shall see their end this time!
**[03:37] ---**
Oh it's so hot!
**[03:57] ---**
To die without disclosing who
sent them shows much spirit.
**[04:06] ---**
Well, it's probably Take anyway.
**[04:12] ---**
Okay, shall we go?
**[04:16] ---**
You'll be sorry, Takeshobo...
***SIGN*** Tap to select a card
***SIGN*** Begin Synthesis
***SIGN*** Select cards to synthesize
***SIGN*** Face reality and bring forth your true potential
***SIGN*** Evolution Synthesis
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** Begin Synthesis
***SIGN*** Do you really want to synthesize?
**[04:36] ---**
I can become...much stronger!
***SIGN*** Synthesis complete
**[04:47] ---**
Rarity Up.
***SIGN*** Kiwi
**[04:57] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[04:59] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:01] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:04] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:06] ---**
My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
**[05:11] ---**
- It's mine.
- No, mine.
**[05:13] ---**
- It's mine.
- It's mine.
**[05:16] ---**
- It's mine!
- Mine!
**[05:21] ---**
A black hole!
**[05:36] ---**
So this is a school!
**[05:38] ---**
Ponta!
**[05:39] ---**
I keep telling you,
you can't come to school like this!
**[05:43] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[05:46] ---**
I-I'm... sorry.
**[05:48] ---**
Please... don't hit me.
**[05:55] ---**
What?!
You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
**[05:59] ---**
No! This thing always plays the victim!
***SIGN*** 1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
Composed by Bkub Okawa*
***SIGN*** It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
***SIGN*** *That tree will grow tall and strong*
***SIGN*** *That's what growing up means
(no complaining)*
***SIGN*** *No one is complaining
(except you)*
***SIGN*** *It just shows you're not doing your best*
***SIGN*** *It just shows you're not doing your best*
***SIGN*** *I... will... kill... you*
***SIGN*** *With a friendly punch, good day*
***SIGN*** *Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit*
***SIGN*** *Poppi, poppin destruction*
***SIGN*** *I'm gonna do my best!*
***SIGN*** *Poppin!*
***SIGN*** *Destruction*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *This is so much fun*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *Destruction*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *This is so much fun*
***SIGN*** *I... will... kill... you*
***SIGN*** *You are my sunshine*
***SIGN*** Takeshobo
**[07:47] ---**
What the hell?!
**[07:48] ---**
Whaddya want?!
**[07:50] ---**
Quit foolin' around!
**[07:52] ---**
Don't blow things up!
**[08:03] ---**
That hitman...
Didn't you order him?
**[08:08] ---**
What're you talking about?
**[08:09] ---**
The anime's coming to an end,
so you don't need us anymore?
**[08:13] ---**
Anime? What're you're talking about?
**[08:16] ---**
Of course, you know.
**[08:18] ---**
It's true! We haven't
invested in anything!
**[08:22] ---**
Really? You didn't?
**[08:23] ---**
Nope... Not a penny!
**[08:26] ---**
Then who did?
**[08:28] ---**
"K." It's all their doing.
**[08:31] ---**
Who the heck's K?
**[08:31] ---**
You mean, King?
**[08:34] ---**
Now I see...
who the evil mastermind it!
***SIGN*** The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
Pop Team Epic
**[08:47] ---**
Intruders!
**[08:54] ---**
Oh, I just can't do that.
**[08:58] ---**
I just can't!
**[09:00] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:04] ---**
Hey, you're all here.
**[09:07] ---**
King or whatever...
Today's your last day.
**[09:13] ---**
We didn't expect you to
make it all the way here.
**[09:16] ---**
Perfect timing.
**[09:18] ---**
This will be your graves...
and we'll obtain hegemony!
**[09:24] ---**
Arise, our star child!
**[09:35] ---**
This is the ultimate form
of King Records!
**[09:40] ---**
Akashic Records!
**[09:44] ---**
Popu-chan!
**[09:46] ---**
Now, Pipipippi!
**[09:48] ---**
Okay, leave it to me!
**[09:50] ---**
Synthesize!
**[10:05] ---**
It's me!
**[10:08] ---**
*Hegemony Dynamic!*
**[10:12] ---**
Are you angry?
**[10:13] ---**
We are not angry!
**[10:26] ---**
Pi...Pipimi?
**[10:31] ---**
Pipimi!
**[10:36] ---**
Hey!
**[10:40] ---**
What's the matter?
**[10:44] ---**
Pipimi is...
**[10:46] ---**
Okay, leave it to me!
I can travel through time!
**[10:51] ---**
Now, take my hand!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
**[11:51] ---**
They're coming from above.
Be careful.
**[11:57] ---**
Over here... Popuchin!
**[12:02] ---**
What's with these stairs?!
**[12:05] ---**
Anyway, let's go in.
**[12:17] ---**
Well, if I have to choose,
**[12:19] ---**
I choose this red door.
**[12:44] ---**
And this is how Popuchin and Popusuke
got the Crimson.
**[12:50] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[12:55] ---**
Darn... I can't see nothin'.
**[12:58] ---**
I say, it's like them times of darkness
before light was born.
**[12:58] ---**
Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
**[13:04] ---**
Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
**[13:05] ---**
And this stench
that reeks of despair...
**[13:09] ---**
Is it a deadly poison born
out of a foolish era?
***SIGN*** Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
***SIGN*** Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
**[13:14] ---**
We have become
so disgustingly depraved...
***SIGN*** Series Composition: Jun Aoki
***SIGN*** Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
***SIGN*** Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
***SIGN*** Music Production: King Records
**[13:18] ---**
To get involved with
that Nihility Farce!
***SIGN*** Series Directors:
***SIGN*** Jun Aoki
***SIGN*** Aoi Umeki
***SIGN*** Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
**[13:22] ---**
Like, this is totally deep darkness...
**[13:26] ---**
No... It is not darkness.
Only total ignorance!
**[13:31] ---**
Pik*chu...!
**[13:33] ---**
Number 51 is, yes...
**[13:35] ---**
It makes me want to puke every time!
**[13:38] ---**
The mythology which we created
so painstakingly...
**[13:43] ---**
This Nihility Farce brought
such dishonor!
**[13:46] ---**
However... back then...
**[13:49] ---**
How did they do the Infinite Break
from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
**[13:55] ---**
The mightiest supermen
have failed until now...
**[14:00] ---**
It was going smoothly up to
the shrinker sedation.
**[14:07] ---**
By rights, their arche would be King's...
**[14:14] ---**
But suddenly, Macbeth Records
had an abnormal expansion...
**[14:19] ---**
And the decoherence xanadu
did a parallel excitation.
**[14:23] ---**
Ridiculous! How can that be?!
**[14:25] ---**
Yeah but... it really happened.
**[14:29] ---**
Not just once, but continuously.
**[14:31] ---**
And the result... was unthinkable...
***SIGN*** January 2018
The Anime Begins!
**[14:38] ---**
4000 physical copies sold in week one?
**[14:41] ---**
Don't bring up statistics
that we can't dispute.
**[14:45] ---**
If we had only aired it
with the original storyboard.
**[14:50] ---**
Hegemony would be ours!
**[14:52] ---**
Hegemony!
**[14:53] ---**
Hegemony... Man, that sounds so sweet.
**[14:57] ---**
Mmhmm... music to my ears.
**[15:03] ---**
Hegemony shall be ours next season.
**[15:06] ---**
Then for real, those two hafta...
**[15:08] ---**
Don't worry!
**[15:10] ---**
The special elite force,
Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
**[15:15] ---**
Oh! Hamlet's Death Pokem*ns!
**[15:20] ---**
Even those two...
**[15:21] ---**
...are gonna be dead, for sure.
**[15:27] ---**
- These sweet potatoes are yummy.
- Yeah, these are...
**[15:31] ---**
I give them three stars.
**[15:47] ---**
To die without disclosing
**[15:49] ---**
who sent you shows much spirit.
**[15:53] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:55] ---**
It's probably Take, right?
**[16:02] ---**
Shall we start round 2?
**[16:06] ---**
You'll be sorry, Takeshobo!
***SIGN*** Tap to select a card
***SIGN*** Begin Synthesis
***SIGN*** Select cards to synthesize
***SIGN*** Face reality and bring forth your true potential
***SIGN*** Evolution Synthesis
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** Begin Synthesis
***SIGN*** Do you really want to synthesize?
**[16:26] ---**
I can become... much stronger!
***SIGN*** Synthesis complete
**[16:37] ---**
Rarity Up.
***SIGN*** Pipimi
**[16:47] ---**
*Bob Epic Team*.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[16:50] ---**
Hey! I bet you did it!
**[16:54] ---**
Want some katsudon?
**[16:57] ---**
You've got a tight lip.
**[16:59] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[17:01] ---**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[17:04] ---**
You! You! You!
**[17:06] ---**
Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
**[17:08] ---**
You! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
**[17:10] ---**
You! Katsudon!
**[17:13] ---**
- I'm katsudon!
- Took you long enough!
**[17:26] ---**
So this is a school!
**[17:28] ---**
Ponta!
**[17:29] ---**
I keep telling you,
you can't come to school like this!
**[17:33] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[17:36] ---**
I-I'm... sorry.
**[17:37] ---**
Please... don't hit me.
Please don't hit me.
**[17:40] ---**
Please! Just don't hit me! It'll probably
hurt super bad, so please don't!
**[17:45] ---**
What?!
You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
**[17:48] ---**
No! This thing always plays the victim!
**[17:48] ---**
Yes! Exactly! Don't! I'm playing the victim!
***SIGN*** 1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
Composed by Bkub Okawa*
***SIGN*** It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
***SIGN*** *That tree will grow tall and strong*
***SIGN*** *That's what growing up means
(no complaining)*
***SIGN*** *No one is complaining
(except you)*
***SIGN*** *It just shows you're not doing your best*
***SIGN*** *It just shows you're not doing your best*
***SIGN*** *I... will... kill... you*
***SIGN*** *With a friendly punch, good day*
***SIGN*** *Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit*
***SIGN*** *Poppi, poppin destruction*
***SIGN*** *I'm gonna do my best!*
***SIGN*** *Poppin!*
***SIGN*** *Destruction*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *This is so much fun*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *Destruction*
***SIGN*** *Poppin*
***SIGN*** *This is so much fun*
***SIGN*** *I... will... kill... you*
***SIGN*** *You are my sunshine*
**[19:24] ---**
Sun!
**[19:32] ---**
Today, we're hanging
out at ******* in Iidabashi!
***SIGN*** Takeshobo
**[19:36] ---**
We're comin' in!
**[19:37] ---**
Whaddya want?!
**[19:40] ---**
Quit foolin' around!
**[19:42] ---**
Don't blow things up!
**[19:53] ---**
That hitman...
Didn't you order him?
**[19:57] ---**
What're you talking about?
**[19:59] ---**
You wanted to settle things
since the anime's ending?
**[20:04] ---**
Anime? What're you talking about?
**[20:06] ---**
Hey, you definitely know.
**[20:08] ---**
It's true! We haven't
invested in anything!
**[20:11] ---**
Really? You didn't?
**[20:13] ---**
Nope... Not a penny!
**[20:17] ---**
Then who did?
**[20:19] ---**
"K." It's all their doing.
**[20:22] ---**
You mean, King?
**[20:24] ---**
Now I see...
who the evil mastermind it!
***SIGN*** The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
Pop Team Epic
**[20:37] ---**
Intruders!
**[20:40] ---**
- You know, we're pretty...
- ...strong!
**[20:54] ---**
Hey, you're all here.
**[20:57] ---**
King or whatever...
Today's your last day.
**[21:03] ---**
We didn't expect you to
make it all the way here.
**[21:06] ---**
Perfect timing.
**[21:08] ---**
This will be your graves...
and we'll obtain hegemony!
**[21:14] ---**
Ugh... creepy.
**[21:15] ---**
All hail, Star Child!
**[21:24] ---**
This is the ultimate form of King Records!
**[21:29] ---**
Akashic Records!
**[21:34] ---**
Akashic Records?
That's so laughable.
**[21:38] ---**
This is getting good!
**[21:39] ---**
- Rock, paper...
- ...scissors!
**[21:40] ---**
Synthesize!
**[21:53] ---**
The adorable whirlwind...
will sweep you away!
**[21:58] ---**
*Hegemony Dynamic!*
**[22:01] ---**
Are you upset?
**[22:03] ---**
We're not upset...!
***SIGN*** The End
**[22:16] ---**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Special Announcement
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop
Season Two Confirmed!
**[23:19] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:20] ---**
We had planned on solo careers...
**[23:23] ---**
But out of the blue, Daichi proposed
and said let's live abroad!
**[23:27] ---**
Which dream should I choose?
**[23:30] ---**
Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2
Episode 1
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2 Episode 1 ""Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
**[23:33] ---**
"Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next season.