# Season 2
# E1 - Identity
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDE447/identity)
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**[00:00] ---**
**[00:00] ???**
It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
**[00:03] ???**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[00:07] ???**
I will put an end to you.
**[00:10] Shouta Aoi**
Put an end to me?
**[00:12] Shouta Aoi**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[00:16] Shouta Aoi**
Just who do you think you are?
**[00:34] Shouta Aoi**
It's me?
**[00:57] ---**
*There's no such thing as an endless battle*
**[01:03] ---**
*I've continued down*
**[01:06] ---**
*This path that I believe in*
**[01:10] ---**
*The lost cries echo*
**[01:16] ---**
*No matter what,*
**[01:18] ---**
*I will come to you all*
**[01:23] ---**
*I won't let everyone's desires*
**[01:26] ---**
*Be destroyed*
**[01:29] ---**
*Stop getting in the way*
**[01:31] ---**
*My other me's shadow*
**[01:36] ---**
*Go beyond time and space*
**[01:38] ---**
*And take on this spiraling destiny*
**[01:42] ---**
*Even if this is just*
**[01:44] ---**
*God playing tricks on us*
**[01:49] ---**
*I cannot be stopped*
**[01:51] ---**
*Until I can protect your smile*
**[01:55] ---**
*Tear through the darkness*
**[01:59] ---**
*And go forth*
**[02:01] ---**
*Endless love*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Identity
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[02:13] Popuko**
Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
**[02:16] Pipimi**
Sure.
**[02:18] Popuko**
Tooth!
**[02:20] Popuko**
Well?
**[02:22] Pipimi**
I saw it.
**[02:23] Popuko**
And?!
**[02:28] Popuko**
You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
**[02:30] Pipimi**
Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
**[02:32] Popuko**
That's fine. I'm just getting started!
**[02:35] Popuko**
Can you do this, then?
**[02:37] Popuko**
Tooth!
**[02:40] Popuko**
Tooth!
**[02:40] Popuko**
Tooth warp!
**[02:42] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[02:51] Popuko**
Huh?
**[02:52] Popuko**
You can do it... too?
**[02:55] Pipimi**
It was just a fluke.
**[02:57] Popuko**
Th-Then, this is gonna be real hard!
**[03:05] Popuko**
The hair—
**[03:05] Pipimi**
The hair whorl whirl?
**[03:06] Popuko**
You even know the name of it!
I've got a bad feeling about this!
**[03:09] Pipimi**
Hair whorl whirl.
**[03:10] Popuko**
I knew it! You can do it!
You can do all of these!
**[03:13] Popuko**
You don't even need me!
**[03:17] Pipimi**
I do.
**[03:18] Pipimi**
I do need you, Popu-chan!
**[03:20] Pipimi**
Everyone's different.
**[03:21] Pipimi**
You possess something unique only
to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
**[03:24] Pipimi**
Let's go find it!
**[03:30] Popuko**
Yeah, let's go!
**[03:38] ---**
*Let's go and find out*
**[03:41] ---**
*What's so unique about us*
**[03:44] ---**
* Let's go and find out,*
* yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah*
**[03:50] ---**
*The two of us*
**[03:53] ---**
*Together*
**[03:56] ---**
*Somewhere in this great big world*
**[03:59] ---**
*There! Over there! Here!*
**[04:01] ---**
*There! Over there! Here!*
**[04:02] ---**
*Our uniqueness*
**[04:05] ---**
*To the ends of the vast universe*
**[04:08] ---**
*Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl*
**[04:16] Pipimi**
Okay, your turn.
**[04:21] Pipimi**
Her footsteps have no flair.
**[04:27] ---**
*Friends are just*
**[04:28] ---**
*The best*
**[04:30] ---**
*F'real*
**[04:33] ---**
*Friendship is*
**[04:34] ---**
*Beautiful, bae*
**[04:36] ---**
*Fo sho*
**[04:37] ---**
*A rainbow appears*
**[04:38] ---**
*Heart to heart*
**[04:49] Popuko**
* Yes... The end of the journey*
* lies within your heart!*
**[04:53] ---**
*Your heart*
**[04:56] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[04:59] ---**
*Yeah*
**[04:59] ---**
*Your heart*
**[05:02] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[05:05] ---**
*Your heart*
**[05:07] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[05:15] Popuko**
Who the hell are you punks?!
**[05:16] Popuko**
Shoo! Scram! You shitheads!
**[05:20] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
**[05:22] Pipimi**
Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
**[05:26] Popuko**
Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
**[05:29] Popuko**
I can wink with both of my eyes!
**[05:36] Pipimi**
You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
**[05:47] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[05:50] Pipimi**
We'd like to thank you all for coming
to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
**[05:54] Pipimi**
production announcement
press conference today.
**[05:58] Pipimi**
And now, let's have a few
words for our dear fans.
**[06:00] Popuko**
Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
**[06:03] Popuko**
You're shit! Absolute shit!
**[06:07] Pipimi**
Well, that was rather inappropriate.
**[06:11] Pipimi**
We offer our viewers our most
sincere apologies.
**[06:15] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[06:19] Pipimi**
Whenever you go out,
don't you just get bombarded
**[06:21] Pipimi**
with comments like, "Hey, aren't
you from Pop Team Epic?"
**[06:24] Popuko**
Aw, you think so? You really think so?
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[06:36] Popuko**
Ah, this must be the Hatersville
I've heard so much about.
**[06:41] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[06:44] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[06:47] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[06:56] Popuko**
You mad?
**[06:58] Pipimi**
Nope.
**[07:01] Popuko**
You mad?
**[07:03] Pipimi**
Nope... I'm not.
**[07:08] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:11] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:14] Pipimi**
Okay, who's thrown away all
of their preconceived notions?
**[07:17] Popuko**
Me!
**[07:18] Pipimi**
Okay, let's go.
**[07:19] Popuko**
Heck yeah!
**[07:21] Popuko**
This seems like so much fun!
**[07:25] Pipimi**
Throw that notion away!
**[07:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:30] Popuko**
Let's all brainstorm how we can
make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
**[07:35] Rabbit**
But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
if it was actually funny!
**[07:39] Popuko**
All right, next!
**[07:42] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:46] Pipimi**
We've received some letters.
**[07:48] Pipimi**
"How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
when it's such a shit series?"
**[07:53] Popuko**
Well, that's because the characters in
Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[08:03] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[08:06] Someone**
Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Stained Glass Fortunetelling
**[08:12] Pipimi**
I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Prophecy
Predictor
Pipimi
**[08:15] Pipimi**
I see a ray of hope
shining into your heart...
**[08:18] Pipimi**
Behold... This beautiful stained
glass will show me your future.
**[08:24] Pipimi**
The horoscope for those born under
the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
**[08:24] Popuko**
Lookie, lookie!
**[08:25] Popuko**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
**[08:28] Popuko**
Slam!
**[08:30] Popuko**
An acorn!
***SIGN*** Today's horoscope...
Acorn
**[08:32] Pipimi**
There you have it.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:40] Pipimi**
I heard this forest is bad news.
**[08:42] Popuko**
I wanna go home...
**[08:47] Popuko**
I think I hear something.
**[08:49] Pipimi**
O-Oh, shit!
**[08:50] Popuko**
Huh?
**[08:51] Popuko**
No! Save me!
**[08:54] Popuko**
No, Chocobo, no!
**[09:11] Popuko and Pipimi**
Whoo!
**[09:12] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[09:15] Popuko**
Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
**[09:20] Pipimi**
Pippiman to the rescue!
**[09:24] Popuko**
Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
**[09:27] Pipimi**
You're gonna have to save scum this one.
**[09:30] Popuko**
I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
**[09:33] Popuko**
Save scum!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[09:34] Pipimi**
I'm sorry!
**[09:37] Popuko**
Hey, hey!
**[09:40] Popuko**
Uh! Uh-huh!
**[09:43] Popuko**
Yo, check it out, yo!
**[09:45] Popuko**
Hey, what's up, bro? You are...
**[09:47] Popuko**
Why you my friend?
**[09:50] Popuko**
Why you my friend... man?
**[09:54] Pipimi**
Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
**[09:56] Popuko**
Huh?!
**[09:59] Pipimi**
JK!
**[10:04] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:11] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:19] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:33] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:41] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:56] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:05] Popuko**
Great job!
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Room
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Popuko**
Great job! That was so much fun!
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Great job. It really was!
**[11:11] Pipimi**
It's been so long since we
got to record together.
**[11:13] Popuko**
Right? Not to mention,
it was just the two of us!
**[11:15] Pipimi**
I know, right? That might be a first.
**[11:17] Popuko**
Right? I was so happy.
**[11:19] Pipimi**
Seriously. We kept talking
even when we weren't recording.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:24] Popuko**
Like, "What are you up to?"
**[11:26] Pipimi**
Yeah, every free moment we got.
**[11:27] Popuko**
But seriously, though, you haven't aged a day,
Minorin. You haven't changed at all.
**[11:32] Pipimi**
Oh, come on! You're the one
who hasn't changed at all!
**[11:36] Popuko**
See? This is basically how it went.
**[11:38] Popuko**
But seriously, you haven't changed at all!
**[11:40] Popuko**
So yeah, I look forward to
working with you again.
**[11:42] Pipimi**
Likewise!
**[11:44] Popuko**
I'm glad we got to be on this show together.
**[11:46] Pipimi**
Right?! Seriously.
**[11:47] Popuko**
It was so much fun.
**[11:48] Pipimi**
I'm just so happy.
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] ???**
It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
**[11:54] ???**
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
**[11:57] ???**
I will put an end to you.
**[12:00] Shouta Aoi**
Put an end to me?
**[12:02] Shouta Aoi**
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
**[12:06] Shouta Aoi**
Just who do you think you are?
**[12:24] Shouta Aoi**
It's me?
**[12:47] ---**
*There's no such thing as an endless battle*
**[12:53] ---**
*I've continued down*
**[12:56] ---**
*This path that I believe in*
**[13:00] ---**
*The lost cries echo*
**[13:06] ---**
*No matter what,*
**[13:08] ---**
*I will come to you all*
**[13:13] ---**
*I won't let everyone's desires*
**[13:16] ---**
*Be destroyed*
**[13:19] ---**
*Stop getting in the way*
**[13:21] ---**
*My other me's shadow*
**[13:26] ---**
*Go beyond time and space*
**[13:28] ---**
*And take on this spiraling destiny*
**[13:32] ---**
*Even if this is just*
**[13:34] ---**
*God playing tricks on us*
**[13:39] ---**
*I cannot be stopped*
**[13:41] ---**
*Until I can protect your smile*
**[13:45] ---**
*Tear through the darkness*
**[13:49] ---**
*And go forth*
**[13:51] ---**
*Endless love*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Identity
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[14:02] Popuko**
Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
**[14:06] Pipimi**
Sure.
**[14:08] Popuko**
Nyah!
**[14:11] Popuko**
Well?
**[14:12] Pipimi**
I saw it.
**[14:13] Popuko**
And?!
**[14:18] Popuko**
You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
**[14:20] Pipimi**
Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
**[14:22] Popuko**
That's fine. I'm just getting started!
**[14:25] Popuko**
Can you do this, then?
**[14:30] Popuko**
Tooth warp!
**[14:32] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[14:41] Popuko**
Huh?
**[14:43] Popuko**
Y-Y-You can do it too?
**[14:45] Pipimi**
It was just a fluke.
**[14:47] Popuko**
Th-Then...
**[14:49] Popuko**
How about this? It's gonna be real hard!
**[14:54] Popuko**
The hair—
**[14:55] Pipimi**
The hair whorl whirl?
**[14:56] Popuko**
You even know the name of it!
I've got a bad feeling about this!
**[14:59] Pipimi**
Hair whorl whirl.
**[15:00] Popuko**
I knew it! You can do it!
You can do all of these!
**[15:03] Popuko**
You don't even need me!
**[15:07] Pipimi**
I do.
**[15:08] Pipimi**
I do need you, Popu-chan!
**[15:10] Pipimi**
Everyone's different.
**[15:11] Pipimi**
You possess something unique only
to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
**[15:15] Pipimi**
Let's go find it!
**[15:20] Popuko**
Yeah, let's go!
**[15:28] ---**
*Let's go and find out*
**[15:31] ---**
*What's so unique about us*
**[15:34] ---**
* Let's go and find out,*
* yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah*
**[15:40] ---**
*The two of us*
**[15:43] ---**
*Together*
**[15:46] ---**
*Somewhere in this great big world*
**[15:49] ---**
*There! Over there! Here!*
**[15:51] ---**
*There! Over there! Here!*
**[15:52] ---**
*Our uniqueness*
**[15:56] ---**
*To the ends of the vast universe*
**[15:58] ---**
*Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl*
**[16:06] Pipimi**
Okay, your turn.
**[16:11] Pipimi**
Her footsteps have no flair.
**[16:17] ---**
*Friends are just*
**[16:18] ---**
*The best*
**[16:20] ---**
*F'real*
**[16:23] ---**
*Friendship is*
**[16:24] ---**
*Beautiful, bae*
**[16:26] ---**
*Fo sho*
**[16:27] ---**
*A rainbow appears*
**[16:28] ---**
*Heart to heart*
**[16:39] Popuko**
* Yes... The end of the journey*
* lies within your heart!*
**[16:43] ---**
*Your heart*
**[16:46] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[16:48] ---**
*Yeah*
**[16:49] ---**
*Your heart*
**[16:52] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[16:55] ---**
*Your heart*
**[16:57] ---**
*Oh, oh, two hearts*
**[17:05] Popuko**
Who the hell are you punks?!
**[17:06] Popuko**
Shoo! Scram! You shitheads! Damn it!
**[17:10] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
**[17:13] Pipimi**
Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
**[17:16] Popuko**
Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
**[17:19] Popuko**
I can wink with both of my eyes!
**[17:26] Pipimi**
You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
**[17:30] Popuko**
Scissors!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[17:37] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[17:40] Pipimi**
We'd like to thank you all for coming
to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
**[17:44] Pipimi**
production announcement
press conference today.
**[17:48] Pipimi**
And now, let's have a few
words for our dear fans.
**[17:50] Popuko**
Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
**[17:54] Popuko**
You're shit! Absolute shit!
**[17:57] Popuko**
Hey, you hear me? You're shit.
**[17:57] Pipimi**
Well, that was rather inappropriate.
**[18:01] Pipimi**
We offer our viewers our most
sincere apologies.
**[18:05] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[18:09] Pipimi**
Whenever you go out,
don't you just get bombarded
**[18:11] Pipimi**
with comments like, "Hey, aren't
you from Pop Team Epic?"
**[18:15] Popuko**
Aw, you think so?
**[18:18] Popuko**
You really think so?
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[18:26] Popuko**
Ah, this must be the Hatersville
I've heard so much about.
**[18:31] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[18:34] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[18:37] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[18:40] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[18:47] Popuko**
You mad?
**[18:47] Pipimi**
Nope.
**[18:51] Popuko**
You mad?
**[18:53] Pipimi**
Nope... I'm not.
**[18:58] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:01] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:04] Pipimi**
Okay, who's thrown away all
of their preconceived notions?
**[19:06] Popuko**
Me!
**[19:08] Pipimi**
Okay, let's go.
**[19:09] Popuko**
Heck yeah!
**[19:11] Popuko**
This seems like so much fun!
**[19:15] Pipimi**
Throw that notion away!
**[19:17] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:20] Popuko**
Let's all brainstorm how we can
make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
**[19:25] Rabbit**
But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
if it was actually funny!
**[19:29] Popuko**
All right, next!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:33] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:37] Pipimi**
We've received some letters.
**[19:38] Pipimi**
"How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
when it's such a shit series?"
**[19:43] Popuko**
Well, that's because the characters in
Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
**[19:47] Popuko**
Amirite?
**[19:52] Popuko**
Amirite?
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[19:53] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:56] Someone**
Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Stained Glass Fortunetelling
**[20:02] Pipimi**
I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Prophecy
Predictor
Pipimi
**[20:05] Pipimi**
I see a ray of hope
shining into your heart...
**[20:08] Pipimi**
Behold... This beautiful stained
glass will show me your future.
**[20:14] Pipimi**
The horoscope for those born under
the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
**[20:14] Popuko**
Lookie, lookie!
**[20:15] Popuko**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
**[20:18] Popuko**
Slam!
**[20:20] Popuko**
An acorn!
***SIGN*** Today's horoscope...
Acorn
**[20:22] Pipimi**
There you have it.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:29] Pipimi**
I heard this forest is bad news.
**[20:33] Popuko**
I wanna go home...
**[20:37] Popuko**
I think I hear something.
**[20:39] Pipimi**
Oh, shit!
**[20:40] Popuko**
Huh?
**[20:42] Popuko**
No! Save me!
**[20:43] Popuko**
No, Chocobo, no! Chocobo!
**[20:47] Popuko**
No! No!
**[21:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
Whoo!
**[21:02] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[21:05] Popuko**
Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
**[21:10] Pipimi**
Pippiman to the rescue!
**[21:14] Popuko**
Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
**[21:17] Pipimi**
You're gonna have to save scum this one.
**[21:19] Popuko**
I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
**[21:22] ---**
Save scum?
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[21:24] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[21:28] Popuko**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[21:31] Popuko**
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[21:32] Popuko**
Yo, check it out! You are... You are...
**[21:37] Popuko**
Why you my friend?
**[21:40] Popuko**
Why you my friend... Oh, yeah.
**[21:44] Pipimi**
Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
**[21:46] Popuko**
Huh?!
**[21:49] Pipimi**
JK!
**[21:54] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:01] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:09] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:31] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[22:55] Pipimi**
Great job today.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Popuko**
You, too.
**[22:57] Pipimi**
Do you understand what Poputepipikku means?
**[23:00] Popuko**
I have no idea what Poputepipikku
means, and it's really hard to say.
**[23:03] Pipimi**
It says "Pop Team Epic"
on the screen, though.
**[23:05] Pipimi**
Is that where they got it from?
**[23:07] Popuko**
Pop Team?
**[23:08] Pipimi**
Isn't that what it said?
**[23:10] Popuko**
I think someone who just wanted to
say pa-pi-pu-pe-po just made it up.
**[23:12] Pipimi**
Oh, really? Pa-pi-pu-pe-po?
**[23:14] Popuko**
Pa-pu... Pa-pi-pu-pe-po-pikku.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
Yeah, people are gonna mess up saying that.
**[23:19] Popuko**
Man... Poputepipikku.
**[23:21] Pipimi**
This was my first time
playing a high school girl.
***SIGN*** °They're actually middle school girls
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:23] Popuko**
Well, I can imagine.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:24] Pipimi**
Have you played one before?
**[23:25] Popuko**
This was my first job in a while...
**[23:27] Popuko**
and I played a high school girl.
***SIGN*** °They're actually middle school girls
**[23:29] Pipimi**
High school girls.
**[23:30] Popuko**
I mean, look at us.
**[23:33] Popuko**
Is this really gonna work?
**[23:33] Pipimi**
Well, I mean, you know...
I wonder what people will think.
**[23:37] Popuko**
I guess we'll see.
# E2 - Here We Go! Biggus McHugeGuy Combination
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3JXXQ/here-we-go-biggus-mchugeguy-combination)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Popuko**
Come on in!
**[00:05] Patron**
I'd like you to give my precious a trim.
**[00:08] Popuko**
Sure thing.
**[00:15] Popuko**
Oh, shit. I messed up.
**[00:18] Patron**
How's my precious doing?
**[00:20] Popuko**
It died.
**[00:43] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:59] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:03] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:10] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:17] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:23] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:27] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:34] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:36] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:41] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[01:53] Pipimi**
Yay, yay...
***SIGN*** By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
**[01:58] Popuko**
Hup, hup, hup...
**[02:02] Popuko**
Huh?
**[02:03] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan...
**[02:08] Popuko**
I want you to give me head pats.
**[02:10] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[02:12] Popuko**
No, I need you to put more oomph in it.
**[02:19] Pipimi**
Finger!
**[02:23] Popuko**
You're so dumb...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[02:27] Pipimi**
Here you go. Say, "Ah!"
**[02:29] Popuko**
Ah—
**[02:33] Popuko**
Ah—
**[02:46] Popuko**
Oo keef twing to fam it in
befween muh wips an gwums...
***SIGN*** You keep trying to jam it in between my lips and gums...
***SIGN*** By Kamikaze Douga
**[02:51] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[02:54] Guy**
A debate!
**[02:55] Guy**
Let's settle this with a debate!
**[02:58] Popuko**
A debate? That's so savage... Gulp.
**[03:01] Popuko**
Why don't we settle this peacefully
with some violence?
**[03:04] Guy**
Violence?!
**[03:07] Guy**
Don't keep relying on violence!
**[03:08] Guy**
I bet you don't even have the guts to debate!
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
**[03:09] Guy**
And "settle this peacefully with some violence"
makes no sense! It's an oxymoron! Argh!
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[03:13] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[03:16] Guy**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[03:19] Popuko**
Oh, a giant meteor!
**[03:22] Pipimi**
Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg!
**[03:22] Popuko**
Oh, a master of the leggy arts!
***SIGN*** Leg
**[03:27] Popuko**
But even you can't take on a meteor!
**[03:27] Pipimi**
Leg!
**[03:30] Popuko**
But what a great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[03:32] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[03:34] Popuko**
An extremely great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[03:37] Popuko**
This is awesome!
**[03:38] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[03:39] Popuko**
A great angle! Great angle,
great angle, great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[03:41] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[03:42] Popuko**
Aw, but it was such a great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[03:45] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[03:53] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[03:57] Assistant**
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking.
**[04:00] Pipimi**
Today, we'll be doing some darkness cooking.
**[04:03] Assistant**
Huh? Darkness? What's that?
**[04:06] Pipimi**
We have a rose blizzard with special meat,
arranged graveyard style.
**[04:10] Assistant**
Um, what kind of ingredients will we need?
**[04:12] Pipimi**
Here's the completed dish.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[04:17] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[04:20] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[04:22] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[04:26] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[04:31] Popuko**
Pipihara!
**[04:33] Popuko**
Pipihara...
**[04:35] Popuko**
There's actually something
I want to give you.
**[04:38] Popuko**
Gapao... rice.
**[04:41] Pipimi**
Popuoka...
**[04:44] Pipimi**
Actually, I also have some...
**[04:47] Pipimi**
Gapao... rice.
**[04:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[04:53] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[04:56] Pipimi Narration**
The history of man is filled with
suffering due to mosquitoes.
**[05:00] Pipimi Narration**
But humanity used their brains to build the
one and only weapon that could fight back.
**[05:07] Pipimi Narration**
This is humanity's only hope...
**[05:10] Pipimi Narration**
Earth No-Mat!
***SIGN*** Earth Mosquito Eradicator
Earth No-Mat
***SIGN*** New Program
**[05:13] Popuko**
How do you like that PR?
***SIGN*** New Program
***SIGN*** Earth Mosquito Eradicator
Earth No-Mat
**[05:15] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
What a waste of time.
**[05:17] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
Who's ever going to take
bug repellents seriously—
**[05:23] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
Mosquito!
**[05:25] Popuko**
You can't fool us!
***SIGN*** Earth No-Mat
**[05:28] Pipimi Narration**
Earth No-Mat!
***SIGN*** Here We Go!
Biggus McHugeGuy Combination
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[05:45] Akashi Record**
Pipimi...
**[05:46] Akashi Record**
Is this the extent of the infinite
possibilities that only you humans
**[05:52] Akashi Record**
supposedly possess?
**[05:55] Mecha Pipimi**
I won't lose... I can't lose!
**[05:58] Mecha Pipimi**
For the sake of this planet's future!
**[06:17] Akashi Record**
Behold!
**[06:19] King Recorder**
As my form evolves...
**[06:22] King Recorder**
once more!
**[06:29] Mecha Pipimi**
Impossible!
**[06:30] King Recorder**
My name is King Recorder!
**[06:37] King Recorder**
You fools...
**[06:38] King Recorder**
While you were all idling around,
**[06:40] King recorder**
I had been releasing great hit albums
with other content...
**[06:44] King recorder**
one after another!
**[06:54] Sushi Pipimi**
Popu-chan...
**[06:56] Sushi Pipimi**
If I make it back alive...
**[07:00] Sushi Pipimi**
Let's...
**[07:06] Sushi Popuko**
Pipimi-chan...
**[07:20] King Recorder**
Now, be reduced to ashes!
**[07:35] Sushi Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:38] King Recorder**
Now that I have rid myself of that pest,
**[07:41] King Recorder**
I'm going to create a committee,
**[07:43] King Recorder**
and then subcontract...
and subcontract even further!
**[07:52] Sushi Popuko**
No!
**[07:53] Sushi Popuko**
Pop Team Epic needs to have only one sponsor
and be free to do whatever they want!
**[07:58] Sushi Pipimi**
If I make it back alive...
**[08:01] Sushi Pipimi**
Let's get Obari'd.
**[08:04] Sushi Popuko**
Are we really... gonna make
Obari do even more shit?
**[08:12] Sushi Popuko**
This is...
**[08:22] Mecha Pipimi**
Po...
**[08:24] Mecha Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[08:27] King Recorder**
You fools!
**[08:28] King Recorder**
How dare you spike the production costs
at this point in the project?
**[08:33] Mecha Popuko**
Production costs?
**[08:36] Mecha Popuko**
You really think this is the end?
**[08:40] King Recorder**
Huh? Huh, wha—
**[08:42] Mecha Popuko**
Let's go, Pipimi-chan!
**[08:43] Mecha Pipimi**
Let our powers combine!
**[09:00] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Biggus McHugeGuy Combination...
Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
**[09:05] King Recorder**
Wha... How dare you—
**[09:08] King Recorder**
Impossible! All of the power
I had amassed...
**[09:12] King Recorder**
The profits from my ultimate content...
are draining away!
**[09:18] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
King Recorder!
**[09:19] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Your budget energy... is being sucked
into our Shitty Manga Drive...
**[09:25] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
and being converted into Obarit Energy!
**[09:28] King Recorder**
Curse you, Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
**[09:33] Mecha Pipimi**
This is...
**[09:34] Mecha Popuko**
...the end!
**[09:37] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Great Shit Cannon... Full Burst!
**[09:46] King Recorder**
You insolent fools!
You're nothing more than...
**[09:57] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Get bent, loser!
**[09:59] Nar**
And so, the peace in Pop Team Epic
was preserved once again.
**[10:04] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:11] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:19] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:26] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:33] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:41] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:48] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:56] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This was the final episode of "Super Budget Hero Great Bari Bari Team Epic."
Thanks for watching!
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:10] Popuko**
Uh, but there are people watching
on streaming services, too.
**[11:13] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[11:15] Popuko**
You were probably better off buying ****lt.
**[11:17] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Don't say that!
**[11:19] Popuko**
But ****lt is way better for your tummy
and a much better deal.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
It sure is! Hey, wait!
**[11:23] Popuko**
Apparently, there's also 1000.
**[11:25] Pipimi**
Q-Q-Quit lyin'!
**[11:26] Popuko**
I'm not. It's the truth.
**[11:28] Pipimi**
Yeah, I guess.
**[11:29] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan.
**[11:30] Popuko**
You know that money you were
gonna spend on PTE S2...
**[11:32] Popuko**
Wait, what the hell is PTE S2?
**[11:34] Popuko**
Uh, what are you gonna buy with that money?
**[11:36] Pipimi**
An island!
**[11:38] Popuko**
Wait, you're not buying PTE?
**[11:39] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send a copy
to my agency, please.
**[11:44] Popuko**
O-Oh, right. Guess that's our privilege
for being on this show.
**[11:46] Pipimi**
I mean the island. Send it to my island.
**[11:48] Popuko**
Island?!
**[11:50] ---**
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Popuko**
Come on in!
**[11:55] Patron**
I'd like you to give my precious a trim.
**[11:57] Popuko**
Sure thing.
**[12:05] Popuko**
Oh, shit. I messed up.
**[12:08] Patron**
How's my precious doing?
**[12:10] Popuko**
It died.
**[12:33] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:49] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:53] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:00] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:05] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:07] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:13] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:17] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:24] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:26] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:31] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
**[13:43] Pipimi**
Pii pi pi pi pi... pi pi...
**[13:57] Popuko**
I want you to give me head pats.
**[14:00] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[14:02] Popuko**
No, I need you to put more oomph in it.
**[14:14] Pipimi(?)**
Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[14:17] Pipimi**
Here you go. Say, "Ah!"
**[14:19] Popuko**
Ah—
**[14:22] Popuko**
Ah—
**[14:25] Pipimi**
Here.
**[14:26] Pipimi**
Here. Here.
**[14:28] Pipimi**
Here, here, here, here...
**[14:36] Popuko**
You keep trying to jam it in
between my lips and gums!
**[14:39] Popuko**
Interdental brushes FTW!
**[14:41] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By Kamikaze Douga
**[14:44] Guy**
A debate!
**[14:45] Guy**
Let's settle this with a debate!
**[14:48] Popuko**
A debate? That's so savage...
**[14:51] Popuko**
Why don't we settle this peacefully
with some violence?
**[14:54] Guy**
Violence?!
**[14:57] Guy**
Don't keep relying on violence!
**[14:58] Guy**
I bet you don't even have the guts to debate!
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
**[14:59] Guy**
And "settle this peacefully with some violence"
makes no sense! It's an oxymoron! Argh!
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Gripe
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** Nag
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[15:03] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[15:06] Guy**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[15:09] Popuko**
Oh, a giant meteor!
**[15:12] Pipimi**
Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg!
**[15:12] Popuko**
Oh, a master of the leggy arts!
***SIGN*** Leg
**[15:17] Popuko**
But even you can't take on a meteor!
**[15:17] Pipimi**
Leg!
**[15:20] Popuko**
But what a great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[15:22] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
***SIGN*** Great Angle
**[15:24] Popuko**
An extremely great angle!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[15:27] Popuko**
This is awesome!
**[15:28] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[15:29] Popuko**
A great angle! Great angle,
great angle, great angle!
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**[15:31] Pipimi**
Leg!
***SIGN*** Great Angle
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**[15:32] Popuko**
Aw, but it was such a great angle!
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***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[15:36] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[15:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[15:47] Assistant**
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking.
**[15:50] Pipimi**
Today, we'll be doing some darkness cooking.
**[15:53] Assistant**
Huh? Darkness? What's that?
**[15:56] Pipimi**
We have a rose blizzard with special meat,
arranged graveyard style.
**[16:00] Assistant**
Um, what kind of ingredients will we need?
**[16:02] Pipimi**
Here's the completed dish.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[16:07] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[16:10] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[16:12] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[16:16] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[16:21] Popuko**
Pipihara!
**[16:23] Popuko**
Pipihara...
**[16:24] Popuko**
There's actually something
I want to give you.
**[16:28] Popuko**
Gapao... rice.
**[16:31] Pipimi**
Popuoka...
**[16:33] Pipimi**
Actually, I also have some...
**[16:37] Pipimi**
Gapao... rice.
**[16:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[16:44] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[16:47] Pipimi Narration**
The history of man is filled with
suffering due to mosquitoes.
**[16:50] Pipimi Narration**
But humanity used their brains to build the
one and only weapon that could fight back.
**[16:57] Pipimi Narration**
This is humanity's only hope...
**[17:00] Pipimi Narration**
Earth No-Mat!
***SIGN*** Earth Mosquito Eradicator
Earth No-Mat
***SIGN*** New Program
***SIGN*** New Program
***SIGN*** Earth Mosquito Eradicator
Earth No-Mat
**[17:03] Popuko**
How do you like that PR?
**[17:05] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
What a waste of time.
**[17:07] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
Who's ever going to take
bug repellents seriously—
**[17:13] Middle-aged boss-type guy**
Mosquito!
**[17:15] Popuko**
You can't fool us!
***SIGN*** Earth No-Mat
**[17:18] Pipimi Narration**
Earth No-Mat!
***SIGN*** Here We Go!
Biggus McHugeGuy Combination
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[17:35] Akashi Record**
Pipimi...
**[17:36] Akashi Record**
Is this the extent of the infinite
possibilities that only you humans
**[17:42] Akashi Record**
supposedly possess?
**[17:45] Mecha Pipimi**
I won't lose... I can't lose!
**[17:48] Mecha Pipimi**
For the sake of this planet's future!
**[18:07] Akashi Record**
Behold!
**[18:09] King Recorder**
As my form evolves...
**[18:12] King Recorder**
once more!
**[18:19] Mecha Pipimi**
Impossible!
**[18:21] King Recorder**
My name is King Recorder!
**[18:27] King Recorder**
You fools...
**[18:28] King Recorder**
While you were all idling around,
**[18:30] King recorder**
I had been releasing great hit albums
with other content...
**[18:34] King recorder**
one after another!
**[18:44] Sushi Pipimi**
Popu-chan...
**[18:46] Sushi Pipimi**
If I make it back alive...
**[18:50] Sushi Pipimi**
Let's...
**[18:56] Sushi Popuko**
Pipimi-chan...
**[19:10] King Recorder**
Now, be reduced to ashes!
**[19:25] Sushi Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[19:28] King Recorder**
Now that I have rid myself of that pest,
**[19:31] King Recorder**
I'm going to create a committee,
**[19:33] King Recorder**
and then subcontract...
and subcontract even further!
**[19:42] Sushi Popuko**
No!
**[19:43] Sushi Popuko**
Pop Team Epic needs to have only one sponsor
and be free to do whatever they want!
**[19:48] Sushi Pipimi**
If I make it back alive...
**[19:51] Sushi Pipimi**
Let's get Obari'd.
**[19:54] Sushi Popuko**
Are we really... gonna make
Obari do even more shit?
**[20:02] Sushi Popuko**
This is...
**[20:12] Mecha Pipimi**
Po...
**[20:14] Mecha Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[20:17] King Recorder**
You fools!
**[20:18] King Recorder**
How dare you spike the production costs
at this point in the project?
**[20:23] Mecha Popuko**
Production costs?
**[20:26] Mecha Popuko**
You really think this is the end?
**[20:29] King Recorder**
Huh? Huh, wha—
**[20:32] Mecha Popuko**
Let's go, Pipimi-chan!
**[20:33] Mecha Pipimi**
Let our powers combine!
**[20:50] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Biggus McHugeGuy Combination...
Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
**[20:55] King Recorder**
Wha... How dare you—
**[20:58] King Recorder**
Impossible! All of the power
I had amassed...
**[21:02] King Recorder**
The profits from my ultimate content...
are draining away!
**[21:09] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
King Recorder!
**[21:10] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Your budget energy... is being sucked
into our Shitty Manga Drive...
**[21:15] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
and being converted into Obarit Energy!
**[21:18] King Recorder**
Curse you, Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
**[21:23] Mecha Pipimi**
This is...
**[21:24] Mecha Popuko**
...the end!
**[21:27] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Great Shit Cannon... Full Burst!
**[21:36] King Recorder**
You insolent fools!
You're nothing more than...
**[21:47] Great Bari Bari Team Epic**
Get bent, loser!
**[21:49] Nar**
And so, the peace in Pop Team Epic
was preserved once again.
**[21:54] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:01] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:09] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:16] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:23] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:31] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:38] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This was the final episode of "Super Budget Hero Great Bari Bari Team Epic."
Thanks for watching!
**[22:57] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Room
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:01] Popuko**
Uh, but there are people watching
on streaming services, too.
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Oh, really?
**[23:04] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[23:06] Popuko**
You were probably better off
buying Tsubaki ***juro instead.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Don't say that!
**[23:12] Popuko**
But Tsubaki ***juro is a classic film
from the world-renowned Kurosawa.
**[23:15] Popuko**
What a deal.
**[23:16] Pipimi**
It sure is! Hey, wait!
**[23:18] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan.
**[23:19] Popuko**
What are you going to buy with the money
you were gonna use to buy PTE S2?
**[23:21] Pipimi**
Let's see... Probably one of Inorin's CDs.
**[23:25] Popuko**
You're not buying PTE?
**[23:26] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send a copy
over to Axl One, please.
**[23:29] Popuko**
Oh, right. Guess that's our privilege
for being on this show.
**[23:32] Pipimi**
You could also say it's
the president's privilege.
**[23:34] Popuko**
Jeez, you're not even holding back lately.
**[23:36] Popuko**
Just reminding everyone you're
the president, aren't you?
**[23:37] Pipimi**
King Recorder!
# E3 - Poputan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX2VV8/poputan)
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***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[00:00] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Popuko?**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[00:06] Popuko**
Wow, that smells divine.
I'll just drink it now!
**[00:10] Popuko**
Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp...
***SIGN*** This is hot water...
**[00:13] Popuko**
*This is hot water...*
**[00:15] Popuko**
*This isn't coffee, this is hot water!*
**[00:18] Pipimi**
*Oh, how embarrassing!*
**[00:19] Popuko**
*I can't say that...*
**[00:21] Popuko**
Th-The rich, robust flavor of coffee...
The robust, rich coffee flavor...
***SIGN*** This is just hot water...
**[00:28] Pipimi**
*This is just hot water...*
**[00:30] Popuko**
*This is just hot water, right?*
***SIGN*** This is just hot water, right?
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[01:00] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[01:03] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[01:05] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:10] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:16] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:20] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:28] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:33] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:40] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:44] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:47] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:51] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[02:11] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
**[02:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
**[02:20] Popuko and Pipimi**
Educational anime: Poputan!
**[02:24] Popuko**
Hi! I'm Poputan!
**[02:25] Pipimi**
I'm Pipitan!
**[02:28] Popuko**
We're here today to get some milk
so we can make some delicious cake!
**[02:33] Pipimi**
Do you know where we are right now?
**[02:40] Pipimi**
That's right! We're at the farm!
**[02:42] Pipimi**
Bokujou ni kita no!
**[02:44] Popuko and Pipimi**
We came to the farm! We came to the farm!
**[02:48] Popuko and Pipimi**
We came to get some milk so we
can make some delicious cake!
**[02:53] Popuko**
But Pipitan, what animal
can we get milk from?
**[02:58] Pipitan**
I wonder. Do you know?
**[03:06] Piptan**
That's right! We get it from the cow!
**[03:08] Piptan**
Ushi-san da ne!
**[03:10] Poputan**
Hi, Cow. Can we have some milk, please?
**[03:14] Old guy**
Would you like to squeeze out
some of *my* milk?
**[03:25] Poputan**
Hi, Cow. Can we have some milk, please?
**[03:27] Cow**
Oh, hi there, Poputan and Pipitan.
**[03:30] Cow**
Sure, you can have some of my milk.
**[03:33] Poputan**
Yeah!
**[03:35] Pipitan**
Will Poputan be able to get the milk okay?
**[03:38] Pipitan**
Let's all cheer on Poputan together.
**[03:40] Pipitan**
You can do it, Poputan!
You can do it, Poputan!
**[03:44] Pipitan**
You can do it, Poputan!
You can do it, Poputan!
**[03:51] Poputan**
Oh my fucking God, the pressure!
You don't even know what it feels like!
**[03:55] Poputan**
Poputan's done with this shit!
**[03:56] Pipitan**
Poputan is unable to deal with
societal pressures any longer
**[03:59] Pipitan**
and is now just rejecting
society altogether.
**[04:01] Pipitan**
You might also be unknowingly
putting pressure on someone
**[04:06] Pipitan**
when showing your support,
and making them suffer.
**[04:09] Pipitan**
Come on, let's apologize to Poputan.
Let's say, "We're sorry, Poputan."
**[04:12] Pipitan**
Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
**[04:15] Pipitan**
Okay, everyone! Ready, and...
**[04:20] Poputan**
Hmph. Actions speak louder
than words, assholes.
**[04:23] Pipitan**
Looks like she's still in a bad mood.
**[04:26] Pipitan**
I guess this is a job for PT Bag.
**[04:29] Pipitan**
Ready, and PT Bag!
**[04:33] PT Bag**
PT Bag to the rescue!
**[04:36] PT Bag**
PT Bag, PT Bag. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
**[04:41] PT Bag**
Here are today's items!
**[04:43] Pipitan**
I wonder which item will make
Poputan the happiest.
**[04:46] Pipitan**
Do you know, boys and girls?
**[04:52] Pipitan**
That's right! Money!
**[04:53] Pipitan**
Okane da ne!
**[04:54] Pipitan**
Thanks, everyone!
**[05:01] Poputan**
Why don't we just buy milk with this money?
***SIGN*** Store
**[05:04] Cow**
Good idea! The store's just over there.
**[05:06] Poputan**
Wow, there are so many things on display!
**[05:10] Pipitan**
I wonder which one of these things is milk.
**[05:17] Poputan and Pipitan**
Meat, veggies, and beer!
**[05:20] Poputan and Pipitan**
Cheers!
***SIGN*** BBQ Area
**[05:22] Pipitan**
Having a BBQ was clearly the right answer.
**[05:24] Old Guy**
Would you like to try my wiener, too?
**[05:27] Poputan**
Oh? I think I hear some dude
sexually harassing us.
**[05:30] Pipitan**
Could you all point him out to us?
**[05:37] Poputan and Pipitan**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[05:46] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:50] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[05:53] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[05:56] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[06:01] Pipimi**
Hey, now. That's definitely over budget.
**[06:06] Pipimi**
We'll just have to cut costs...
**[06:09] Pipimi**
where we can.
**[06:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[06:19] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:27] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:31] Popuko**
Time for another episode
of Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:34] Popuko**
Our ingredient today is...
**[06:37] Popuko**
Bell peppers!
**[06:39] Popuko**
No! It's a friggin' bell pepper!
I hate all bell peppers!
**[06:43] Popuko**
Horf.
**[06:44] Pipimi**
You're gonna make Bell Peppermi
real sad saying that.
**[06:48] Popuko**
Bell Peppermi!
**[06:56] Pipimi**
Yeah, I'm done being Peppermi.
***SIGN*** Fin
**[07:00] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:04] Nanachi**
Na!
**[07:04] Narrator**
Nanachi Ranking!
**[07:07] Popuko**
Nanachi Ranking!
**[07:09] Pipimi**
What's today's ranking?
**[07:11] Popuko**
Five things we want Nanachi to eat!
**[07:13] Pipimi**
Let's jump right into number five!
***SIGN*** TH
***SIGN*** Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
**[07:16] Narrator**
Fifth place: Flounder wrapped in kelp sushi!
***SIGN*** NANACHI
RANKING
**[07:19] Nanachi**
You shitty anime. How dare you
mess around with me again?
**[07:23] Nanachi**
Nom.
**[07:29] Popuko**
Oh, just look how happy Nanachi is.
**[07:33] Pipimi**
But if Nanachi's already like this with fifth
place, who knows how the rest will go?
**[07:36] Pipimi**
Rescue squad, make sure you're on standby!
***SIGN*** Ranking Results
***SIGN*** 1st Fried Shrimp Curry
***SIGN*** 2nd Sasebo Burger
***SIGN*** 3rd Lu Rou Fan
***SIGN*** 4th Chicken Paitan Ramen
***SIGN*** 5th Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
**[07:38] Narrator**
This is how the ranking turned out.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:45] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:47] Popuko**
Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
**[07:47] Pipimi**
Clench, clench. Clench, clench.
**[07:51] Mother**
Please stop this!
There are children present!
**[07:55] Popuko**
Oh, fine. I guess we'll have to switch
over to kiddy-friendly torture today.
**[07:58] Pipimi**
'Kay.
**[08:02] Popuko**
Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
**[08:02] Pipimi**
Clench, clench. Clench, clench.
***SIGN*** By: Asami Ike
**[08:06] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[08:09] Popuko**
I wanna give a giraffe some food!
**[08:12] Popuko**
Wow! He's eating it, he's eating it!
**[08:16] Popuko**
O-Oh...
**[08:20] Popuko**
Dearie me, my hands seem to be
drenched in drooly drool now.
**[08:23] Popuko**
I'll just wipe them off on this dolphin.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:26] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic
**[08:29] Popuko**
Good morning.
**[08:33] Popuko**
I'm going to be surprising
someone in their sleep today.
**[08:39] Popuko**
Be very quiet, now. Softly...
**[08:42] Popuko**
Soft...
**[08:54] Popuko**
Soft...
**[08:54] Pipimi**
Whut?
**[08:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:01] Pipimi**
Wait, wait!
**[09:05] Pipimi**
Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
**[09:09] Pipimi**
Wait! The way you're running like
a bugged-out 3D game is so cute!
**[09:14] Pipimi**
Wait, wait!
**[09:17] Popuko**
Tehehe, yeah.
**[09:24] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
Kweh, kweh, kweh!
**[09:43] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh!
Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
**[09:46] Pipimi**
Kweh?
***SIGN*** Dafuq...?
**[09:48] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
Kweh-kweh, kweh-kweh!
***SIGN*** Let me tell you how I got into this predicament...
***SIGN*** When I went down into the dungeon,
**[09:52] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh, kweh...
***SIGN*** the floor suddenly disappeared,
**[09:55] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh?!
***SIGN*** and the treasure chests on that floor were all monsters!
**[09:58] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh... kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** I don't believe you.
**[10:00] Pipimi**
Kweh, kweh, kweh.
**[10:02] Popuko**
KWEH, KWEH-KWEH, KWEH!
***SIGN*** WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
***SIGN*** WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
**[10:04] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:11] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:19] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:33] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:41] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:56] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Pipimi**
Thank you for bwuying Pop Team Epic.
**[11:09] Popuko**
You totally messed up just now.
**[11:11] Pipimi**
Huh?!
**[11:11] Popuko**
One more time.
**[11:12] Pipimi**
P-P-Pop T-Team Epic, er, fank...
**[11:15] Popuko**
That's the part you're going to mess up?
**[11:17] Popuko**
Are we just going to end like this?
**[11:19] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic...
**[11:21] Popuko**
Yes, you got that part.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
Thank you for buying the show.
Whew, I said it.
**[11:24] Popuko**
Yes, thank you. But you know,
**[11:25] Popuko**
I think some people are streaming it, too.
**[11:27] Pipimi**
What?
**[11:27] Popuko**
LOL, "What?"
**[11:28] Pipimi**
Really.
**[11:29] Popuko**
Yes. You can actually stream it, too.
**[11:32] Pipimi**
But we need these folks to buy it.
**[11:34] Popuko**
But would they buy it?
**[11:36] Pipimi**
Well, yeah. You're not going to buy it?
**[11:38] Popuko**
Maybe... I guess I would.
**[11:40] Pipimi**
You will, right?
**[11:40] Popuko**
Buy it! Please!
**[11:43] Pipimi**
I'm not gonna buy it, though.
**[11:44] Popuko**
What?
**[11:45] Pipimi**
I'm gonna buy me some
shine muscat grapes instead.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Popuko?**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[11:56] Popuko**
Wow, that smells divine.
I'll just drink it now!
**[12:00] Popuko**
Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp...
***SIGN*** This is hot water...
**[12:03] Popuko**
*This is hot water...*
**[12:05] Popuko**
*This isn't coffee, this is hot water!*
**[12:08] Pipimi**
*Oh, how embarrassing!*
**[12:09] Popuko**
*I can't say that...*
**[12:11] Popuko**
Th-The rich, robust flavor of coffee...
The robust, rich coffee flavor...
***SIGN*** This is just hot water...
**[12:18] Pipimi**
*This is just hot water...*
**[12:20] Popuko**
*This is just hot water, right?*
***SIGN*** This is just hot water, right?
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:50] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:53] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[13:00] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:10] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:15] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:18] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:23] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:28] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:30] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:34] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:37] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:41] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[13:58] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
**[14:03] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
Doot do do doo, Poputan!
**[14:05] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop, pop, p-pop, pop...
**[14:07] Pipimi**
DOOT DO DO DOO BOOM!
**[14:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
Educational anime: Poputan!
**[14:14] Popuko**
Hi! I'm Poputan!
**[14:16] Pipimi**
I'm Pipitan!
**[14:17] Popuko**
We're here today to get some milk
so we can make some delicious cake!
**[14:21] Pipimi**
Yay!
**[14:22] Pipimi**
Do you know where we are right now?
**[14:30] Pipimi**
That's right! We're at the farm!
**[14:33] Pipimi**
Bokujou ni kita no!
**[14:34] Popuko and Pipimi**
We came to the farm! We came to the farm!
**[14:38] Popuko**
We came to get some milk so we
can make some delicious cake!
**[14:38] Pipitan**
Pop, pop-pop, pop...
**[14:43] Popuko**
On St*le.
**[14:44] Popuko**
But Pipitan, what animal
can we get milk from?
**[14:48] Pipitan**
I wonder. Do you know?
**[14:52] Popuko**
C... C-C... C... Beep!
**[14:56] Piptan**
That's right! We get it from the cow!
**[14:59] Piptan**
Ushi-san da ne!
**[15:00] Poputan**
Hi, Cow. Gimme some milk!
**[15:04] Old guy**
Would you like to squeeze out
some of *my* milk?
**[15:06] Popuko**
Shut the hell up!
Yours is probably cloudy AF!
**[15:08] Popuko**
We're gonna chop it off.
**[15:08] Pipimi**
Ye. Hey, old man.
**[15:10] Popuko**
Yeah, that's right.
Say goodbye to your balls.
**[15:12] Pipimi**
One old man's about to turn into two—
**[15:16] Poputan**
Hi, Cow! Gimme some milk!
**[15:17] Cow**
Oh, hi there, Poputan and Pipitan.
**[15:19] Poputan**
Hey.
**[15:20] Cow**
Sure, you can have some of my milk.
**[15:21] Poputan**
Hurry it up.
**[15:23] Poputan**
Yeah! Hell yeah!
**[15:25] Pipitan**
Will Poputan be able to get the milk okay?
**[15:28] Pipitan**
Let's all cheer on Poputan together.
**[15:31] Pipitan**
You can do it, Poputan!
You can do it, Poputan!
**[15:34] Pipitan**
You can do it, Poputan!
**[15:46] Pipitan**
Poputan is unable to deal with
societal pressures any longer
**[15:49] Pipitan**
and is now just rejecting
society altogether.
**[15:51] Pipitan**
You might also be unknowingly
putting pressure on someone
**[15:56] Pipitan**
when showing your support,
and making them suffer.
**[15:59] Pipitan**
Come on, let's apologize to Poputan.
Let's say, "We're sorry, Poputan."
**[16:02] Pipitan**
Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
**[16:05] Pipitan**
Everyone! Ready, and...
**[16:10] Poputan**
I've been searching for my name,
but you bastards haven't tweeted shit.
**[16:14] Pipitan**
Hm... Sounds like Junya's
still in a pissy mood.
**[16:18] Pipitan**
I guess this is a job for PT Bag.
**[16:20] Pipitan**
Ready, and PT Bag!
**[16:23] PT Bag**
PT Bag to the rescue!
**[16:26] PT Bag**
PT Bag, PT Bag. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
**[16:31] PT Bag**
Here are today's items!
**[16:34] Pipitan**
I wonder which item will make
Poputan the happiest.
**[16:36] Pipitan**
Do you know, boys and girls?
**[16:42] Pipitan**
That's right! Money!
**[16:44] Pipitan**
Okane da ne!
**[16:45] Pipitan**
Thanks, everyone!
**[16:49] Poputan**
Woo! This is going right
into Forex! Forex!
**[16:51] Poputan**
Why don't we just use this
money for Forex?
***SIGN*** Store
**[16:54] Cow**
Good idea! The store's just over there.
**[16:54] Poputan**
Bitch, listen to me! I said Forex!
**[16:56] Poputan**
Wow, there are so many things
on dicksplay! I mean, display!
**[16:59] Pipitan**
Dude, shut the hell up.
**[17:01] Pipitan**
I wonder which one of these things is milk.
**[17:04] Poputan**
It's the white one.
**[17:06] Poputan and Pipitan**
Meat! Veggies! Beer!
**[17:09] Pipimi**
Beer!
**[17:10] Poputan and Pipitan**
Hell yeah!
**[17:11] Popuko**
Great job.
***SIGN*** BBQ Area
**[17:12] Pipitan**
Having a BBQ was clearly the right answer.
**[17:14] Old Guy**
Would you like to try my wiener, too?
**[17:17] Poputan**
Yours ain't that big.
It's probably like an enoki mushroom.
**[17:19] Pipimi**
Oh, dear, dear, dear. Could you all
point out where this asshat is?
**[17:27] Poputan and Pipitan**
Thank you!
**[17:29] Pipimi**
Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
**[17:32] Popuko**
Dude, you've only got an enoki
mushroom. Quit bragging.
**[17:32] Pipimi**
Fried chicken! Fried chicken!
**[17:33] Pipimi**
Gonna turn this old guy into some
fried chicken! Fried chicken! Fried...
**[17:35] Popuko**
Look how thin it is.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[17:37] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[17:40] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[17:43] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[17:46] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[17:52] Pipimi**
Hey, now. That's definitely over budget.
**[17:55] Pipimi**
We'll just have to cut costs...
**[17:58] Pipimi**
where we can.
**[18:05] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[18:09] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:16] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[18:21] Popuko**
Time for another episode
of Pop Team Cooking!
**[18:24] Popuko**
There better not be any bell peppers.
I told you to fuck off with the—
**[18:27] Popuko**
Bell peppers!
**[18:30] Popuko**
No! I hate bell peppers!
**[18:33] Popuko**
Horf.
**[18:34] Pipimi**
You're gonna make...
**[18:36] Pipimi**
Bell Peppermi real sad saying that.
**[18:38] Popuko**
Bell Peppermi!
**[18:46] Pipimi**
Yeah, I'm done being Peppermi.
***SIGN*** Fin
**[18:50] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[18:54] Nanachi**
Na!
**[18:55] Narrator**
Nanachi Ranking!
**[18:57] Popuko**
Nanachi Ranking!
**[18:59] Pipimi**
What's today's ranking?
**[19:01] Popuko**
Five things we want Nanachi to eat!
**[19:03] Pipimi**
Let's jump right into number five!
***SIGN*** TH
***SIGN*** Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
**[19:06] Narrator**
Fifth place: Flounder wrapped in kelp sushi!
***SIGN*** NANACHI
RANKING
**[19:09] Nanachi**
You shitty anime. How dare you
mess around with me again?
**[19:13] Nanachi**
Nom.
**[19:19] Popuko**
You just can't stop someone's dreams!
**[19:23] Pipimi**
But if Nanachi's already like this with fifth
place, who knows how the rest will go?
**[19:26] Pipimi**
Rescue squad, make sure you're on standby!
***SIGN*** Ranking Results
***SIGN*** 1st Fried Shrimp Curry
***SIGN*** 2nd Sasebo Burger
***SIGN*** 3rd Lu Rou Fan
***SIGN*** 4th Chicken Paitan Ramen
***SIGN*** 5th Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
**[19:28] Narrator**
This is how the ranking turned out.
**[19:31] Popuko**
They just keep saying Naaa... How adorable.
**[19:34] Pipimi**
Naaa.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:37] Popuko**
Well? You say your prayers yet? Huh?
**[19:37] Pipimi**
All right, let's get this
shit started. You ready?
**[19:41] Mother**
Please stop this!
There are children present!
**[19:45] Popuko**
Oh, fine. I guess we'll have to switch
over to kiddy-friendly torture today.
**[19:48] Pipimi**
Okay.
**[19:50] Popuko**
'Kay. We're gonna make your
wittle teef chitter-chatter.
**[19:50] Pipimi**
'Kay, let me see those
widdle hands of yours.
**[19:55] Popuko**
Those spikes must feel real nice.
***SIGN*** By: Asami Ike
**[19:59] Popuko**
I wanna give a giraffe some food!
**[20:02] Popuko**
Wow! He's eating it, he's eating it!
**[20:06] Popuko**
Ah... Hnnnnngh...
**[20:10] Popuko**
Dearie me, my hands seem to be
drenched in drooly drool now.
**[20:13] Popuko**
I'll just wipe them off on this dolphin.
**[20:16] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:20] Popuko**
Good morning!
**[20:21] Popuko**
I'm going to be surprising
someone in their sleep today.
**[20:25] Popuko**
I'm gonna slobber all over her toothbrush.
**[20:29] Popuko**
If she's sleeping naked,
I'm gonna upload that shit to YouTube.
**[20:31] Pipimi**
If you had a crush on me,
you should've just said so.
**[20:37] Pipimi**
Why didn't you just tell me...?
**[20:44] Pipimi**
I haven't been able to sleep for years
because I keep thinking about you...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:51] Pipimi**
Wait, wait!
**[20:53] Popuko**
Nope!
**[20:55] Pipimi**
Come on, wait for me!
**[20:59] Pipimi**
OMG. The way you're running like
a bugged-out 3D game is so cute!
**[21:05] Popuko**
I bet you say that to *all* the girls!
**[21:07] Popuko**
Oh, stop!
**[21:07] Pipimi**
I do not!
**[21:08] Popuko**
Playboy, playboy!
**[21:15] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[21:29] Popuko**
Literally who?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Kweh, kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** Kweh
**[21:34] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
***SIGN*** Kweh
**[21:37] Pipimi**
Kweh?
***SIGN*** Dafuq...?
**[21:39] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh...
***SIGN*** Let me tell you how I got into this predicament...
**[21:42] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh...
***SIGN*** When I went down into the dungeon,
**[21:44] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh, kweh?!
***SIGN*** the floor suddenly disappeared,
**[21:45] Popuko**
Kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh!
***SIGN*** and the treasure chests on that floor were all monsters!
**[21:48] Popuko**
Kweh-kweh, pi pi pi kweh!
**[21:50] Pipimi**
Kweh, kweh.
***SIGN*** I don't believe you.
***SIGN*** WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
***SIGN*** WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
**[21:52] Popuko**
KWEH-KWEH, PI PI PI!
***SIGN*** Takeshobo Co. Ltd.
**[21:54] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:02] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:09] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:31] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Popuko**
Man, I'm exhausted.
**[22:57] Pipimi**
No kidding.
**[22:58] Popuko**
They gave us too much freedom.
**[23:00] Pipimi**
H-How the hell did this even happen?
**[23:01] Popuko**
Yuma-kun, you were insane.
**[23:04] Pipimi**
No—
**[23:05] Pipimi**
Aaaaaaaargh! My head! My head!
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:07] Popuko**
Oh, no! He's broken!
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:09] Popuko**
Yuma! Yuma-tan's broken!
**[23:13] Popuko**
What's wrong? You love this shit, don't you?
**[23:15] Pipimi**
Huh?
**[23:15] Popuko**
You love having all this freedom, don't you?
**[23:17] Pipimi**
I-I never thought I'd be going
through all this on Pop Team Epic.
**[23:20] Pipimi**
King Records is just...
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:22] Popuko**
Your record label is King Records.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:24] Pipimi**
They're messed up, man.
**[23:25] Popuko**
So, you're probably going to go record
another song after this session, aren't you?
**[23:29] Popuko**
For King Records.
**[23:30] Pipimi**
I'mma go work.
**[23:32] Popuko**
I believe in you.
**[23:32] Pipimi**
Today... Today's just, WTF?!
**[23:36] Popuko**
Should we not say this?
**[23:37] Pipimi**
And we're just out of time.
# E4 - Train Battle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0E995/train-battle)
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***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[00:05] Popuko**
You're supposed to always throw rock first
in rock, paper, scissors...
**[00:08] Popuko**
But I'mma throw paper!
**[00:11] Pipimi**
What?!
**[00:16] Popuko**
Did I finish her off?
***SIGN*** Ya did
***SIGN*** Ya did
**[00:23] Popuko**
Hell yeah!
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:52] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:57] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:00] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:11] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:16] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:18] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:24] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:35] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:42] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Train Battle
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[02:01] Popuko**
I know.
**[02:03] Popuko**
I'll go to Kyoto.
**[02:06] Popuko**
Gonna place a whole bunch...
**[02:08] Popuko**
of get-off-my-lawn stones.
***SIGN*** Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
**[02:14] Popuko**
I huffed and I puffed as I moved
my get-off-my-lawn stones.
**[02:16] Popuko**
Om, nom, om, nom, this is delicious.
**[02:18] Popuko**
'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
**[02:21] Pipimi**
No, ya damn young'un.
**[02:26] Popuko**
Then how 'bout I put you down?
**[02:29] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[02:30] Pipimi**
I see the frog in the well
knows nothing of the great ocean.
**[02:34] Pipimi**
Very well.
**[02:35] Pipimi**
I accept your challenge!
**[02:37] Conductor**
It would appear that you both accept.
**[02:39] Popuko and Pipimi**
Train battle!
***SIGN*** The weather in Tokyo...
***SIGN*** Warning Warning Warning
**[02:41] Conductor**
* A train battle declaration*
* has just been issued in car 6.*
***SIGN*** A train battle declaration has been issued
**[02:46] Conductor**
* We ask that the remaining passengers*
* in car 6 swiftly move to another car,*
**[02:50] Conductor**
* and that those who would like to watch*
* the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.*
**[02:55] Popuko**
Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
**[03:00] Pipimi**
Time to show you some manners, young'un.
**[03:01] Conductor**
*The train battle... will now begin.*
**[03:14] Pipimi**
This is nothing.
**[03:20] Popuko**
Ack, that's bright.
**[03:22] Pipimi**
I'll use these!
**[03:24] Popuko**
Gwah! Wait, ow! Ow, ice creams hurt!
**[03:27] Popuko**
Damn it... Oh, yeah.
**[03:29] Popuko**
Hey, you know that one
comedian? Who was it, again?
**[03:31] Pipimi**
Huh?
**[03:32] Popuko**
Now's my chance!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[03:44] Conductor**
*They've both gone down.*
**[03:46] Conductor**
*Whoever gets up first will be the winner.*
**[03:52] Pipimi**
To think we've both been
dealt this much damage...
**[03:59] Pipimi**
Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
**[04:04] Popuko**
Look outside.
**[04:06] Pipimi**
Outside?
**[04:13] Pipimi**
D-Doctor *ellow!
**[04:16] Popuko**
Doctor *ellow is known to bestow
those who see it with good luck.
**[04:20] Popuko**
Looks like the goddess of victory
**[04:21] Popuko**
has smiled down upon me this time.
**[04:24] Conductor**
The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[04:32] Pipimi**
I guess I've lost.
**[04:33] Pipimi**
You win.
**[04:36] Pipimi**
I used to be...
**[04:38] Pipimi**
a feisty little train battler like you.
**[04:42] Popuko**
That's... an ashtray!
**[04:44] Pipimi**
The bullet trains were a part of Japan
during their economic growth—
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[04:49] Pipimi**
the passion of the Showa era itself!
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[04:52] Pipimi**
The smoke from cigarettes
always lingered in each car,
**[04:55] Pipimi**
and bloodthirsty salarymen
were always starting fights.
**[04:59] Pipimi**
That's where the train battles began.
**[05:03] Pipimi**
I was afraid...
**[05:05] Boy A**
Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
**[05:05] Pipimi**
that another piece of culture
born in the Showa era...
**[05:07] Boy B**
Sure.
**[05:08] Pipimi**
was going to be irrationally,
immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
**[05:08] College Girl A**
Hey, look. That old man's crying.
**[05:11] College Girl B**
Wait, where? Oh, shit.
He's crying for real.
**[05:14] Popuko**
Yeah, I totally get it.
**[05:16] Pipimi**
But I'm happy to see that
train battlers like yourself
**[05:20] Pipimi**
are still around.
**[05:22] Popuko**
Old man...
**[05:24] Pipimi**
I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
**[05:26] Pipimi**
The memories of those who fought
through the Showa era.
**[05:33] Popuko**
Tch. Fine.
**[05:36] Popuko**
I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
**[05:40] Popuko**
I'm going to become...
**[05:41] Pipimi**
the best train battler in Japan!
**[05:45] Popuko**
To be continued.
**[05:46] Pipimi**
No, it isn't!
**[05:47] Popuko**
Why, though?
**[05:48] Pipimi**
It's not continuing!
**[05:48] Popuko**
Wait, no! It's going to continue!
**[05:51] Popuko**
We ended up with extra time.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[05:54] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:57] Narrator**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[06:00] Popuko**
Where am I?
**[06:02] Man**
Oh, you're just a gem!
**[06:04] Popuko**
Uh, what?
**[06:05] Man**
We'll add this, this,
this, this, whoo, and look!
**[06:08] Man**
You're a natural! I just knew it!
**[06:12] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** Round 1
**[06:14] Commentator**
Round 1, you win!
***SIGN*** Round 2
**[06:16] Commentator**
Round 2, you win!
**[06:18] Commentator**
Semi-finals, you win!
***SIGN*** Semi-finals
***SIGN*** Finals
**[06:20] Commentator**
Finals, you sho won!
***SIGN*** Commendation Ceremony
**[06:25] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:29] Popuko**
Guess this one's a dud.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:31] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:32] Popuko**
Toss!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:33] Popuko**
It broke.
**[06:34] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[06:35] Popuko**
Toss!
**[06:36] Popuko**
Something came out.
**[06:38] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[06:39] Popuko**
Toss!
**[06:40] Popuko**
Okay, goodnight, folks!
**[06:51] Pipimi**
Shit happens.
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[06:52] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[06:56] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[06:59] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[07:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[07:05] Popuko**
What the heck? That's hilarious!
**[07:07] Popuko**
I'll just do it again!
**[07:09] Popuko**
Yup, still hilarious!
**[07:10] Teacher**
Hey, Popuoka!
**[07:12] Teacher**
Don't bring such things to school!
**[07:15] Pipimi**
Did you need something from my Popuoka?
**[07:19] Pipimi**
Just look at my Ben* knife.
**[07:21] Popuko**
Oh, yeah!
**[07:24] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:30] Pipimi**
Can you look right and left
at the same time?
**[07:35] Popuko**
Pfft, easy-peasy.
**[07:48] Popuko**
So... I'll use everything.
**[07:50] Popuko**
LOL, like I could actually do that!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:53] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[07:57] Popuko**
I want clout!
**[08:00] Popuko**
I'm gonna change up my headshot
before the year's over.
**[08:03] Pipimi**
Whoa, there...
**[08:06] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[08:11] Pipimi**
I want clout!
**[08:13] Pipimi**
I'mma finally upload
that poor, forgotten selfie!
**[08:15] Popuko**
What're you gonna do?
**[08:17] Popuko and Pipimi**
Noice!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[08:22] Popuko**
I thought up a senryu poem!
**[08:25] Pipimi**
Have at it!
**[08:27] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
**[08:29] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[08:30] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[08:32] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[08:34] Pipimi**
My, that is so rude.
***SIGN*** My, that is so rude.
**[08:35] Pipimi**
I must say that you lack tact,
***SIGN*** I must say that you lack tact,
**[08:36] Pipimi**
and quality, too.
***SIGN*** and quality, too.
**[08:39] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[08:41] Popuko**
Whut?
***SIGN*** Whut?
**[08:43] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** I just read that poem out loud
**[08:44] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** ever so proudly.
**[08:46] Popuko**
ever so proudly.
**[08:47] Popuko**
Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[08:48] Pipimi**
Do not cry, my dear.
***SIGN*** Do not cry, my dear.
**[08:50] Pipimi**
Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** that doesn't suit you.
**[08:51] Pipimi**
that doesn't suit you.
**[08:52] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[08:54] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
***SIGN*** YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
stated an alibi at all!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Leave this to me...
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
interrogation room.
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: Who did you want to call?
***SIGN*** Popu
***SIGN*** PIPI: Popu.
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
***SIGN*** YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
***SIGN*** POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** POPU: The
***SIGN*** is Yasu!
***SIGN*** YASU: Wait, no...
***SIGN*** YASU: Please order a halt to
this investigation, Pipiboss!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
***SIGN*** The Portopia Serial Murder Case
Pop Team Epic Collab
Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[09:39] Pipimi?**
Pop Team Epic!
**[09:42] Popuko**
Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
**[09:45] Pipimi**
That's a great idea!
***SIGN*** Dumbass Personalities
**[09:49] Popuko**
Here I go!
**[09:51] Popuko**
Merf.
**[09:54] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[09:58] Popuko**
Merf.
**[09:59] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:01] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:02] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:04] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:04] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:05] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:06] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:07] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:08] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:09] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:10] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:12] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:12] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:14] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:16] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:17] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf.
**[10:18] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:20] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:21] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:22] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:24] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:25] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:26] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:27] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:30] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:31] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:32] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[10:32] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[10:34] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:39] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:41] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:42] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:42] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:43] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:44] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf.
**[10:45] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:46] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:47] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:48] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:50] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:51] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:53] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:54] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:57] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:57] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[10:58] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:59] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[10:59] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Popuko**
Hey, I guess we can talk now.
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Oh, really?
**[11:09] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:10] Popuko**
So the reason we got invited on here
is *H°nter x H°nter* right?
**[11:14] Pipimi**
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
**[11:16] Popuko**
Yeah, of course.
This is like perfect timing, too.
**[11:18] Pipimi**
Yeah, it is.
**[11:20] Popuko**
I basically think it's a miracle.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
It's nice.
**[11:23] Popuko**
Yeah, it's nice. I mean, we're
talking about G*n and K*llua here.
**[11:27] Pipimi**
Yup.
**[11:28] Popuko**
Yup. Of course.
**[11:29] Popuko**
I'm pretty sure they bleeped
that out, so let's keep talking.
**[11:33] Pipimi**
I guess Bkub-sensei loves *H°nter x H°nter*.
**[11:37] Popuko**
Yeah, because he upped
a drawing of I***mi the other day.
**[11:40] Pipimi**
Seriously?
**[11:42] Popuko**
Yeah, that makes me really happy.
**[11:43] Pipimi**
Speaking of really happy things on Twitter,
**gashi-sensei has descended.
**[11:46] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[11:48] Popuko**
That's the perfect timing
I was talking about.
**[11:50] ---**
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[11:55] Pipimi**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[11:57] Popuko**
Beam! I said beam!
**[12:05] Popuko**
Did I finish her off? Well?
***SIGN*** Ya did
***SIGN*** Ya did
**[12:11] Popuko**
Hell yeah!
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:42] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:47] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:54] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:57] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:01] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:08] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:14] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:21] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:28] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:32] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Train Battle
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[13:48] Popuko**
Man, I'm bored.
**[13:51] Popuko**
I know. I'll go to Kyoto.
**[13:56] Popuko**
Gonna buy a whole bunch...
**[13:57] Popuko**
of get-off-my-lawn stones.
***SIGN*** Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
**[14:08] Popuko**
'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
**[14:11] Pipimi**
No, ya damn young'un.
**[14:16] Popuko**
Then how 'bout I put you down?
**[14:19] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[14:21] Pipimi**
I see the frog in the well
knows nothing of the great ocean.
**[14:24] Pipimi**
Very well.
**[14:25] Pipimi**
I accept your challenge!
**[14:27] Conductor**
It would appear that you both accept.
**[14:29] Popuko and Pipimi**
Train battle!
***SIGN*** The weather in Tokyo...
***SIGN*** Warning Warning Warning
**[14:31] Conductor**
* A train battle declaration*
* has just been issued in car 6.*
***SIGN*** A train battle declaration has been issued
**[14:36] Conductor**
* We ask that the remaining passengers*
* in car 6 swiftly move to another car,*
**[14:40] Conductor**
* and that those who would like to watch*
* the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.*
**[14:45] Popuko**
Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
**[14:50] Pipimi**
Time to show you some manners, young'un.
**[14:51] Conductor**
*The train battle... will now begin.*
**[15:03] Pipimi**
This is nothing.
**[15:10] Popuko**
Ack, that's bwight.
**[15:12] Pipimi**
I'll use these!
**[15:14] Popuko**
Gwah! They're so hard!
**[15:16] Popuko**
Damn it...
**[15:17] Popuko**
Oh, yeah. Hey, you know that one comedian?
**[15:20] Popuko**
Who was it, again?
**[15:21] Popuko**
Now!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[15:24] Popuko**
A-E-I-O-U... sometimes... Y!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[15:34] Conductor**
*They've both gone down.*
**[15:36] Conductor**
*Whoever gets up first will be the winner.*
**[15:42] Pipimi**
To think we've both been
dealt this much damage...
**[15:44] Pipimi**
Is it a draw?
**[15:49] Pipimi**
Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
**[15:54] Popuko**
Look outside.
**[15:56] Pipimi**
Outside?
**[16:03] Pipimi**
D-Doctor *ellow!
**[16:06] Popuko**
Doctor *ellow is known to bestow
those who see it with good luck.
**[16:09] Popuko**
Looks like the goddess of victory
has smiled down upon me this time.
**[16:14] Conductor**
The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[16:21] Pipimi**
I guess I've lost.
**[16:24] Pipimi**
You win.
**[16:26] Pipimi**
I used to be...
**[16:27] Pipimi**
a feisty little train battler like you.
**[16:31] Popuko**
That's... a tray for ash... An ashtray!
**[16:34] Pipimi**
The bullet trains were a part of Japan
during their economic growth—
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[16:38] Pipimi**
the passion of the Showa era itself!
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[16:41] Pipimi**
The smoke from cigarettes
always lingered in each car,
**[16:45] Pipimi**
and bloodthirsty salarymen
were always starting fights.
**[16:48] Pipimi**
That's where the train battles began.
**[16:53] Pipimi**
I was afraid...
**[16:55] Boy A**
Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
**[16:55] Pipimi**
that another piece of culture
born in the Showa era...
**[16:57] Boy B**
Sure.
**[16:58] College Girl A**
Hey, look. That old man's crying.
**[16:58] Pipimi**
was going to be irrationally,
immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
**[17:01] College Girl B**
Wait, where? Oh, shit.
He's crying for real.
**[17:05] Pipimi**
But I'm happy to see that
train battlers like yourself
**[17:09] Pipimi**
are still around.
**[17:12] Popuko**
What're you trying to say?
**[17:14] Pipimi**
I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
**[17:16] Pipimi**
The memories of those who fought
through the Showa era.
**[17:24] Popuko**
Tch. Fine.
**[17:26] Popuko**
I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
**[17:29] Popuko**
I'm going to become...
**[17:31] Pipimi**
the best train battler in Japan!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[17:43] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[17:47] Narrator**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[17:50] Popuko**
Where am I?
**[17:52] Man**
Oh, you're just a gem!
**[17:54] Popuko**
Uh, what?
**[17:55] Man**
We'll add this, this,
this, this, whoo, and look!
**[17:58] Man**
You're a natural! I just knew it!
**[18:02] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** Round 1
**[18:04] Commentator**
Round 1, you win!
***SIGN*** Round 2
**[18:06] Commentator**
Round 2, you win!
**[18:08] Commentator**
Semi-finals, you win!
***SIGN*** Semi-finals
***SIGN*** Finals
**[18:10] Commentator**
Finals, you sho won!
***SIGN*** Commendation Ceremony
**[18:15] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:17] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:19] Popuko**
Guess this one's a dud.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:21] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:22] Popuko**
And toss.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:23] Popuko**
It broke.
**[18:24] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[18:25] Popuko**
And toss!
**[18:26] Popuko**
Something came out.
**[18:28] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[18:29] Popuko**
And toss!
**[18:38] Popuko**
Why'd that happen?
**[18:40] Pipimi**
They saw right through us.
**[18:42] Popuko**
They sure did.
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[18:45] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[18:48] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[18:51] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[18:54] Popuko**
Gently, now... Oh, my!
**[18:58] Popuko**
One more time, upsy-daisy!
**[19:00] Teacher**
Hey, Popuoka!
**[19:02] Teacher**
Don't bring such things to school!
**[19:10] Pipimi**
C'mere.
**[19:11] Popuko**
Oh, yeah!
**[19:13] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:18] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:21] Pipimi**
Can you look right and left
at the same time?
**[19:25] Popuko**
Pfft, easy-peasy.
**[19:40] Popuko**
I did it!
**[19:41] Pipimi**
You're supposed to say,
"Like I could actually do that!"
**[19:41] Popuko**
Like I could actually do that!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:47] Popuko**
I want to be in the spotlight!
**[19:50] Popuko**
Maybe I'll take the TOEIC!
**[19:52] Pipimi**
Whoa, there...
**[19:56] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[20:00] Pipimi**
I want to be in the spotlight!
**[20:03] Pipimi**
I had some afternoon tea.
**[20:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Noice!
**[20:08] Popuko**
Noice!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:09] Pipimi**
Say the line!
**[20:12] Popuko**
Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay!
**[20:15] Pipimi**
Have at it!
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:17] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:19] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:20] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[20:22] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[20:24] Pipimi**
My, that is so rude.
***SIGN*** My, that is so rude.
**[20:25] Pipimi**
I must say that you lack tact,
***SIGN*** I must say that you lack tact,
**[20:26] Pipimi**
and quality, too.
***SIGN*** and quality, too.
**[20:29] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[20:31] Popuko**
Whut?
***SIGN*** Whut?
**[20:33] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** Well, now I feel dumb.
**[20:34] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** ever so proudly.
**[20:36] Popuko**
ever so proudly.
**[20:37] Popuko**
Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[20:38] Pipimi**
Do not cry, my dear.
***SIGN*** Do not cry, my dear.
**[20:39] Pipimi**
Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** Tears are an accessory
**[20:41] Pipimi**
that doesn't suit you.
***SIGN*** that doesn't suit you.
**[20:42] Popuko**
Actually, they look great on you.
**[20:42] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
**[20:45] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
stated an alibi at all!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Leave this to me...
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
interrogation room.
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: Who did you want to call?
***SIGN*** Popu
***SIGN*** PIPI: Popu.
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
***SIGN*** YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
***SIGN*** POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** POPU: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** YASU: Wait, no...
***SIGN*** YASU: Please order a halt to
this investigation, Pipiboss!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
***SIGN*** The Portopia Serial Murder Case
Pop Team Epic Collab
Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[21:29] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic! Pi!
**[21:32] Popuko**
Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
**[21:35] Pipimi**
That's a great idea!
***SIGN*** Dumbass Personalities
**[21:39] Popuko**
Here I go!
**[21:41] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:44] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:48] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:49] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:51] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:52] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:54] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:55] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:55] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[21:56] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:57] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:58] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:59] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:00] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:02] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:02] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:04] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:06] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[22:06] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[22:09] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:10] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:11] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:12] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:14] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:15] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:16] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:17] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:20] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:21] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:22] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[22:22] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:28] Popuko**
Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay... Um...
**[22:32] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:33] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:34] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:35] Pipimi**
Wait, let's do that one more time.
**[22:36] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:37] Pipimi**
Hold on. Come on.
**[22:38] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:40] Pipimi**
Your line wasn't supposed
to go over mine there.
**[22:42] Popuko**
Nope, nope.
**[22:44] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
**[22:47] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[22:48] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
**[22:49] Popuko**
ever so proudly...
Damn it, my time's done already.
**[22:52] Pipimi**
Let's start over again, please?
**[22:53] Popuko**
Okay, fine.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
**[22:59] Popuko**
But there are people watching
on streaming services, too.
**[23:02] Popuko**
Actually, are there actually
people who bought it?
**[23:05] Popuko**
You were probably better off buying XXXX.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, what's XXXX?
**[23:10] Popuko**
But XXXX is totally more XXXX
and a better deal.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
You're not making any sense. What's XXXX?
**[23:17] Popuko**
Oh, really? Act now and you get...
**[23:20] Popuko**
a roasted sweet potato.
**[23:22] Pipimi**
I have no idea anymore.
**[23:24] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan.
**[23:25] Popuko**
What are you going to do with the
money you didn't use to buy PTE S2?
**[23:28] Pipimi**
Right now? Invest in an accumulating NISA.
**[23:31] Popuko**
Ah, accumulating nii-sans, eh?
***SIGN*** Accumulating Nii-sans?
**[23:32] Popuko**
That's great. Wait, you're not buying PTE?
**[23:36] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send a copy
to my agency, please.
**[23:38] Popuko**
Whoops.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:38] Pipimi**
It's over.
# E5 - Shining Shoulder
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX1991/shining-shoulder)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[00:04] Popuko**
Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel!
**[00:10] Popuko**
We are the scoundrels, my friends!
**[00:15] Rando protag**
I've finally found you!
Now I can avenge my father!
**[00:18] Popuko**
Can't you see I'm singing here?!
**[00:41] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:43] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:21] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:26] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:28] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:32] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:35] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:39] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[01:56] Pipimi**
Welcome, and enjoy Pipimi's English Entrance!
**[02:03] Pipimi**
Hello, and welcome
to Pipimi's English Entrance.
**[02:07] Pipimi**
I am the English specialist, Pipimi, and...
**[02:09] Popuko**
I'm Popuko, and I'm super-
interested in English!
**[02:12] Pipimi**
Now, let's begin our basic
English lessons for the day.
**[02:15] Pipimi**
In this segment, you'll listen to me say
something, and then you'll repeat after me!
**[02:19] Pipimi**
Repeat after me!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[04:50] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[04:53] Popuko**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
**[04:55] Popuko and Pipimi**
The Backpow Workout's about to begin!
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Man in the background
who wields the power
**[05:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
You've gotta hit that man of power
coming from the back with a backpow!
***SIGN*** Man in the background
who wields the power
***SIGN*** Backwards-Digging Mole, Pow-chan
**[05:03] Popuko and Pipimi**
You've gotta backpow that
backwards-digging mole back into the depths!
**[05:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Bacchus Powell, Hussell for short!
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
**[05:11] Popuko and Pipimi**
Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors, go!
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** m 54 57 l 127 24 203 33 181 79 90 92
***SIGN*** Battle with Hussell!
Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors
Segment
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** Will you beat him?
**[05:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Will you beat him?
***SIGN*** Did you beat him?
**[05:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Did you beat him?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:23] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:27] Pipimi**
Right as you sit,
I'm gonna pull out your chair...
**[05:31] Pipimi**
Or not!
**[05:34] Pipimi**
Gonna pull out your chair...
**[05:41] Pipimi**
Or not!
**[05:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Boing!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:44] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:47] Popuko**
The balance between my mind and body...
**[05:52] Pipimi**
What's the current ratio?
**[05:54] Popuko**
Mind: 9,999. Body: 1.
**[05:59] Pipimi**
Leave this to me!
***SIGN*** Is this what "perfect" is?!
**[06:05] Popuko**
Is this what "perfect" is?!
***SIGN*** Is this what "perfect" is?!
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[06:15] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:21] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:27] Popuko**
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking.
**[06:30] Popuko**
All the good boys and girls
who want paella, gather round!
**[06:33] Kids**
Ooh! I want some! I want some!
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[06:45] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[06:49] Pipimi**
It's all about new-money
trains in this day and age.
**[06:52] Pipimi**
I mean, just look at my form.
**[06:56] Popuko**
So beautiful...
**[06:57] Popuko**
Ten points is not nearly enough!
**[06:59] Pipimi**
Are we talking about old-school *ixiv here?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:01] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:07] Popuko**
I'm carsick.
**[07:08] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[07:12] Popuko**
I'm gonna hurl...
**[07:13] Pipimi**
You're gonna?!
**[07:17] Popuko**
Oh, hey. I'm all better.
**[07:18] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[07:21] Popuko**
I lied.
**[07:22] Pipimi**
You did?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:23] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:27] Pipimi**
What kind of look did you
want to go for today?
**[07:29] Popuko**
The usual tomboy bob, please.
**[07:31] Pipimi**
Okay!
**[07:33] Popuko**
Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[07:38] Pipimi**
My bad! I made an oopsie!
**[07:40] Popuko**
C'mon, now!
**[07:42] Pipimi**
Okay!
**[07:43] Popuko**
Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[07:48] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:51] Popuko**
Hey, Cactus-kun is looking for hugs.
**[07:54] Pipimi**
Serial killer!
**[07:56] Popuko**
Kenzan-kun, too!
**[07:57] Pipimi**
There's gonna be a bloodbath!
**[07:59] Pipimi**
Just hug it out already!
**[08:00] Popuko**
What, you scared?
**[08:03] Popuko**
Oh?
**[08:04] Pipimi**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Slide... Slide...
**[08:06] Popuko**
You want hugs, don't you?!
**[08:06] Pipimi**
What's the matter? You can't?
**[08:07] Popuko**
You can't do it?
**[08:09] Pipimi**
Oh?
**[08:10] Pipimi**
Why're you running away,
you spineless bastards?!
**[08:11] Popuko**
Spineless bastards!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:13] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
**[08:16] Popuko**
That's right!
**[08:18] Popuko**
The Earth's in danger.
**[08:21] Popuko**
I mean... The Earth's really in danger here.
**[08:24] Pipimi**
For real?
**[08:25] Popuko**
Actually... The Earth could
already be in danger.
**[08:29] Pipimi**
Oh, shit!
**[08:31] Popuko**
Whether you believe it or not...
**[08:34] Popuko**
Depends on if you really believe it or not!
**[08:37] Cthulhu**
Then I'll have to say that I don't.
**[08:40] Popuko**
Then... That just means
that's all you've got.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
***SIGN*** Today's Baboo
is PopuPopuu.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The scarecrow has failed! A Popuu with destructive tendencies is invincible.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Popuu continues on her path of
destruction.
**[09:03] Popuko**
You fucking moron!
**[09:05] Popuko**
You fuckwad!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** All of the traps have been destroyed.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** She also destroyed the gate
while she was at it.
***SIGN*** Artistry Points
**[09:17] Pipimis**
Popu-chan... Popu-chan... Popu-chan...
***SIGN*** 1st Year 1/7 (Sun) Spring
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I can't eat Pipimi-chan~
**[09:21] Popuko**
I can't eat Pipimi-chan!
***SIGN*** Artistry Points
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[09:32] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:35] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[09:38] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[09:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[09:44] Pipimi**
Popuoka!
**[09:49] Popuko**
Pipihara...
**[09:50] Pipimi**
Apparently this segment's... been canceled.
***SIGN*** Takeshobo
**[10:04] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:12] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:19] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:33] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:41] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:56] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:05] Popuko**
Great job today.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Pipimi**
You, too!
**[11:07] Popuko**
That was so much fun.
**[11:08] Pipimi**
It was!
**[11:09] Popuko**
And we got to see each other after so long.
**[11:11] Pipimi**
Right! How long has it been since
we've been in the booth together?
**[11:15] Popuko**
I'm grateful.
**[11:16] Pipimi**
There's a show that's on right now,
but we're all recording separately.
**[11:20] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly.
**[11:21] Popuko**
The fact that I get to spend so
much time with you, Yuki-chan...
**[11:24] Pipimi**
With me?
**[11:24] Popuko**
It's been fun... and it's been so long.
**[11:28] Popuko**
Thank you so much.
**[11:29] Pipimi**
Thank you so much, Pop Team Epic.
**[11:31] Popuko**
Pretty much.
**[11:32] Pipimi**
Thanks, Popumi.
**[11:35] Popuko**
You, too, Popuko.
**[11:37] Pipimi**
You mean Pipiko.
**[11:38] Pipimi**
Oh! Popuko and Pipimi. I got them wrong!
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:40] Popuko**
Wait, what?
**[11:40] Pipimi**
Am I Pipimi? Right, I'm Pipimi!
**[11:42] Popuko**
Yes, I'm Popuko.
**[11:43] Pipimi**
Thanks, Popuko.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[11:53] Pipimi**
Pop, pop, p-pop, pop, pop-pop...
**[11:54] Popuko**
Scoundrel! Scoundrel!
**[12:00] Popuko**
We are the scoundrels, my friends!
**[12:06] Rando protag**
I've finally found you!
Now I can avenge my father!
**[12:07] Popuko**
We—
**[12:08] Popuko**
Can't you see I'm singing here?!
**[12:31] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:33] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:54] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:11] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:16] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:18] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:22] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:29] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[13:46] Pipimi**
Welcome, and enjoy Pipimi's English Entrance!
**[13:53] Pipimi**
Hello, and welcome
to Pipimi's English Entrance.
**[13:57] Pipimi**
I am the English specialist, Pipimi, and...
**[13:59] Popuko**
I'm Popuko, and I'm super-
interested in English!
**[14:02] Pipimi**
Now, let's begin our basic
English lessons for the day.
**[14:04] Pipimi**
In this segment, you'll listen to me say
something, and then you'll repeat after me!
**[14:09] Pipimi**
Repeat after me!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[16:40] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[16:43] Popuko**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
**[16:45] Popuko and Pipimi**
The Backpow Workout's about to begin!
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Your
Backpow
Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** My Backpow Workout
***SIGN*** Man in the background
who wields the power
**[16:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
You've gotta hit that man of power
coming from the back with a backpow!
***SIGN*** Man in the background
who wields the power
***SIGN*** Backwards-Digging Mole, Pow-chan
**[16:53] Popuko and Pipimi**
You've gotta backpow that
backwards-digging mole back into the depths!
**[16:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
Bacchus Powell, Hussell for short!
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
**[17:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors, go!
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
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***SIGN*** Battle with Hussell!
Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors
Segment
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** Bacchus Powell
***SIGN*** (Hussell for short)
***SIGN*** Will you beat him?
**[17:05] Popuko and Pipimi**
Will you beat him?
**[17:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
Did you beat him?
***SIGN*** Did you beat him?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:13] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[17:17] Pipimi**
Right as you sit,
I'm gonna pull out your chair...
**[17:21] Pipimi**
Or not!
**[17:25] Pipimi**
Gonna pull out your chair...
**[17:31] Pipimi**
Or not!
**[17:32] Popuko**
Hup!
**[17:33] Popuko and Pipimi**
Doot-doo-doo!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:35] Pipimi**
Oh, Pop Team Epic.
**[17:36] Popuko**
The balance between my mind and body...
**[17:42] Pipimi**
What's the current ratio?
**[17:44] Popuko**
Mind: 9,999. Body: 1.
**[17:49] Pipimi**
Leave this to me! Psshu.
***SIGN*** Is this what "perfect" is?!
**[17:55] Popuko**
Is this what "perfect" is?!
***SIGN*** Is this what "perfect" is?!
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
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Body 9999
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Body 9999
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Body 9999
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Body 9999
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Body 9999
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Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
***SIGN*** Mind 9999
Body 9999
**[18:01] Popuko**
Well, is it?!
**[18:04] Popuko**
Perfect Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:08] Pipimi**
Ready, and...
**[18:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking.
**[18:12] Pipimi**
That "Ready, and..."
was so worth putting in.
**[18:14] Popuko**
Great job.
**[18:17] Popuko**
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking.
**[18:20] Popuko**
All the good boys and girls
who want paella, gather round!
**[18:23] Kids**
Ooh! I want some! I want some!
**[18:26] Popuko**
And shoot, and shoot,
and shoot, and shoot...
**[18:31] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan!
**[18:32] Pipimi**
Whoops, I should've caught
that with my face.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[18:39] Pipimi**
It's all about new-money
trains in this day and age.
**[18:43] Pipimi**
I mean, just look at my form.
**[18:44] Popuko**
So beautiful...
**[18:47] Popuko**
Ten points is not nearly enough!
**[18:49] Pipimi**
Are we talking about old-school *ixiv here?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[18:51] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[18:57] Popuko**
I'm carsick.
**[18:58] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[19:02] Popuko**
I'm gonna hurl...
**[19:03] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[19:07] Popuko**
Oh, hey. I'm all better.
**[19:08] Pipimi**
You are?!
**[19:11] Popuko**
I lied.
**[19:12] Pipimi**
You did?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:13] Pipimi**
I wanna buy a hedgehog.
**[19:17] Pipimi**
What kind of look did you
want to go for today?
**[19:19] Popuko**
The usual tomboy bob, please.
**[19:21] Pipimi**
Okay!
**[19:22] Popuko**
Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[19:28] Pipimi**
My bad! I made an oopsie!
**[19:30] Popuko**
C'mon, now!
**[19:32] Pipimi**
Okay!
**[19:33] Popuko**
Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[19:38] Popuko**
Nepal.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:42] Popuko**
Hey, Cactus-kun is looking for hugs.
**[19:44] Pipimi**
Serial killer!
**[19:46] Popuko**
Kenzan-kun, too!
**[19:47] Pipimi**
There's gonna be a bloodbath!
**[19:49] Pipimi**
Just hug it out already!
**[19:50] Popuko**
What, you scared?
**[19:53] Popuko**
Well? Go on.
**[19:53] Pipimi**
Hey, get on with it.
***SIGN*** Slide... Slide...
**[19:55] Popuko**
Hey.
**[19:56] Popuko**
Hey, you want hugs, don't you?!
**[19:57] Pipimi**
What's the matter? Huh?
**[19:57] Popuko**
You can't do it?
**[19:59] Pipimi**
Hey. Hey, get on with it.
**[20:00] Popuko**
Hey. Go.
**[20:00] Pipimi**
You're holding a sign that says "free hugs,"
but they're not free at all!
**[20:02] Popuko**
Free, my ass! I'll knock you out!
**[20:03] Pipimi**
You're picking and choosing!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
***SIGN*** Pop Team Urban Legends
**[20:06] Popuko**
That's right!
**[20:08] Popuko**
The Earth's in danger.
**[20:09] Pipimi**
The Earth's in danger?
**[20:11] Popuko**
I mean... The Earth's really in danger here.
**[20:14] Pipimi**
Wait, I wasn't listening.
**[20:15] Popuko**
Actually... The Earth
could already be in danger.
**[20:19] Pipimi**
Oh, shit! No way! That sucks!
**[20:21] Popuko**
Whether you believe it or not...
**[20:24] Popuko**
Depends on if you really believe it or not!
**[20:27] Cthulhu**
Then I'll have to say that I don't.
**[20:31] Popuko**
You... Just go roll some dice or something.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
***SIGN*** Today's Baboo
is PopuPopuu.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The scarecrow has failed! A Popuu with destructive tendencies is invincible.
**[20:48] Popuko**
No... no.
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***SIGN*** The Popuu continues on her path of
destruction.
**[20:51] Popuko**
No! No! No!
**[20:56] Popuko**
You fuckwad!
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***SIGN*** All of the traps have been destroyed.
**[20:58] Popuko**
You fuckwad!
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***SIGN*** She also destroyed the gate
while she was at it.
***SIGN*** Artistry Points
**[21:07] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, I'm ready.
***SIGN*** 1st Year 1/7 (Sun) Spring
**[21:09] Pipimi**
I grew nice and yummy.
**[21:10] Pipimi**
Now, eat me up.
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***SIGN*** I can't eat Pipimi-chan~
**[21:12] Popuko**
I can't eat Pipimi-chan!
***SIGN*** Artistry Points
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[21:22] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[21:25] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[21:28] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[21:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[21:34] Pipimi**
Popuoka!
**[21:39] Popuko**
Pipihara...
**[21:40] Pipimi**
Apparently this segment's... been canceled.
**[21:45] Popuko**
Canceled...
***SIGN*** Takeshobo
**[21:49] Popuko**
So that means...
**[21:54] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:02] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:09] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:31] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Pipimi**
Hey, hey, Popuko-chan.
I have a question for you.
**[22:58] Popuko**
What is it, Pipimi-chan?
**[22:59] Pipimi**
You know how you get some hair
growing on your big toe?
**[23:01] Pipimi**
It's just there.
**[23:02] Popuko**
Yeah.
**[23:03] Pipimi**
But why's it even there?
What's it protecting?
**[23:06] Popuko**
That question could sway
the fate of the whole world.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
What?
**[23:10] Popuko**
Because that hair...
**[23:14] Popuko**
protects you from being electrocuted...
**[23:17] Popuko**
when you drop your smartphone.
**[23:20] Pipimi**
What?
**[23:21] Pipimi**
Oh, so you're saying that humanity,
even from a long time ago,
**[23:24] Pipimi**
predicted the creation of smartphones
**[23:26] Pipimi**
and that they'd be
dropping them on their own feet?
**[23:29] Popuko**
Whether you believe it or not...
**[23:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Depends on if you really believe it or not!
# E6 - POP Memories to YOU
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK7GGP/pop-memories-to-you)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:04] Popuko**
Welcome to the Pop Team Epic Night Show!
Today, we have the Earth with us!
**[00:09] Popuko**
Now, hang on a sec.
**[00:11] Popuko**
If the Earth is here,
what are we all standing on?
**[00:13] Pipimi**
Ah, so you've finally realized it.
**[00:15] Popuko**
Whut?
**[00:17] Pipimi**
Everything about this world is a sham.
**[00:21] Popuko**
It's a sham?
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:50] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:05] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:16] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:19] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:36] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:42] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** POP Memories To YOU
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[01:58] Narrator (Pipimi)**
* Have you ever heard the tale*
* about this strange bell?*
**[02:01] Narrator (Pipimi)**
*It appears on the cape just once each summer,*
**[02:03] Narrator (Pipimi)**
*and if two people ring the bell,*
**[02:05] Narrator**
*they're bound together by eternal love.*
**[02:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
*POP Memories*
**[02:10] Popuko and Pipimi**
*I'll be waiting for you tomorrow*
**[02:14] Popuko and Pipimi**
*Kick that cowardice*
**[02:17] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We both laughed and ran*
**[02:22] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We cherished this moment right now*
**[02:27] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We did*
**[02:29] Popuko and Pipimi**
*Close your eyes*
**[02:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
*And I want you to believe in*
**[02:35] Popuko and Pipimi**
*POP Memories to YOU*
***SIGN*** Start
Continue
Options
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***SIGN*** Today's our entrance ceremony,
and the beginning of my youth!
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***SIGN*** My goal is to get a cute girlfriend.
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***SIGN*** Just kidding! A real man's
gotta concentrate on his studies!
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***SIGN*** Popuko: Hey! You planning to be late
for our first day of school?
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***SIGN*** This scary girl is my childhood friend.
Not that either of us had any say in it.
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***SIGN*** Man... I've got no luck with girls.
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***SIGN*** Popuko: Jeez!
You're such a pain!
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***SIGN*** I feel bad for your future wife!
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***SIGN*** My bad. I'll treat you to something
on our way home,
so let me off the hook.
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***SIGN*** Popuko: You've got some nerve! I already
know you're completely broke
for the month!
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***SIGN*** Whoopsie.
My bad again.
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***SIGN*** Popuko: Jeez! We were seriously
almost late for our first day!
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***SIGN*** Whew! Good grief.
I guess we made it just in time.
***SIGN*** Bam!
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***SIGN*** Sh-She's so cute!
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***SIGN*** Pipimi: Are you all right?
Oh! Oh, no! You're bleeding...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** N-No need to worry!
A real man...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: I'm sorry this handkerchief
is so girly... But the bleeding's
stopped now.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** R-Right...
Bo-yo-yoing...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Look at that stupid grin on
your face. Jeez, you're hopeless.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Wait, you're...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: We're on the same tennis
team together...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: I guess we go to the same school!
It's great to see you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Wow! I guess we're going to the
same school now! I'm so happy!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** H-Hey, you know this beautiful girl?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Pfft, now you're impressed?
But she's way too good for you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Don't be like that! Goddess, O Great
Childhood Friend! Please grant this lowly
fellow that girl's digits, pwease!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Ahaha...
I can hear you...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ah, how can fate be so cruel? Of course
that beautiful girl would be the student
council president that every guy admires.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Looks like I've got my work
cut out for me...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Senpai!
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***SIGN*** Hey! No middle school kids allowed!
Only adults around here.
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***SIGN*** Popuko: Look at you, trying to act all
mature! I thought you forgot
all about me!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** You dummy. Like I'd ever forget the face of
my precious kohai. I'm the best senpai you
could ask for!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Tehe! I feel a bit relieved that you
never change.
So, did you get a girlfriend yet?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Don't ask me that.
You're gonna make me cry. Sob, sob...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You know, if you'd wait
just another year, I'd...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Oh, never mind!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hm? Did you say something?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Nyah! See you later, Senpai!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Good grief... Oh, crap! The school store's
gonna be packed!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Rice dishes Noodle dishes
***SIGN*** Pick up
***SIGN*** Corner
***SIGN*** D'oh! E-Everything's sold out...
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***SIGN*** Popuko: Sorry 'bout that. We're feedin'
lots of growing kids here.
Best not be late next time!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** If I starve to death,
I'll curse you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Are you hungry?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Who the heck is this chick? Is she really
gonna eat all that bread all by herself?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Want one...?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hngh... I don't need your pity!
I haven't fallen so low that I need
to take food from a girl!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gurgle~
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Hehe... You're funny.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Rice dishes Noodle dishes
***SIGN*** Damn it, stomach! How dare you
embarrass me like that? N-No, you've got the wrong idea... Hahaha...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Here... This one's my
personal favorite.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** What the heck? Custard bread...?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: They're delicious. See you later.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** "See you later," huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I might be imagining it, but it feels like
my time's finally arrived...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Does that mean... My rose-colored youth
is finally going to begin?! Huehue!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hey! I found even more girls over there!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hey, what are you two talking about?
Maybe a hot guy holding custard bread
in one hand?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Who the hell is this retro protag?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: God, you're annoying! Piss off!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[06:27] Man**
Huh?!
**[06:33] Man**
Shit!
**[06:34] Man**
This game is boring as shit!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:38] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[06:42] Popuko**
I'm gonna be auto-tracking all day today!
**[06:44] Pipimi**
Okay.
**[06:46] Popuko**
Um, um, this way, um, um, um, um...
**[06:51] Popuko**
Um, um, that way, um, um, um, um...
**[06:54] Popuko**
Um, um, this way, that way, some way...
**[06:58] Popuko**
Um, um, this way, um,
um, uh, um, uh, uh, um...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:06] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[07:08] Pipimi**
Okay. Today, I'll do the auto-tracking.
**[07:12] Popuko**
Roger!
**[07:13] Popuko**
This way!
**[07:15] Pipimi**
Hup, hup...
**[07:16] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:19] Pipimi**
Hup...
**[07:20] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:25] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:28] Popuko**
Huh?
**[07:30] Popuko**
P-P-P-Pipimi-chan, where are you?!
**[07:33] Pipimi**
Here.
**[07:35] Popuko**
Abeshi!
**[07:40] Popuko and Pipimi**
Oh. Hello, there.
**[07:42] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[07:45] Popuko?**
Bob Team... Epic.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Cooking-san is going to try to make fried rice today! I wonder what kind of dish he'll make!
**[07:48] Cooking**
I'm gonna make fried rice today!
**[07:50] Cooking**
Pour rice into the frying pan.
**[07:52] Cooking**
And sauté! So tiring!
**[07:55] Cooking**
How you like that?
This is my special fried rice!
***SIGN*** Full of Rice
***SIGN*** Fried Rice
**[07:58] Cooking**
Man, it looks good!
**[08:00] Cooking**
Down the hatch!
**[08:01] Pipimi**
Heyo. Fried Rice Eats here.
**[08:09] Cooking**
Guess there're just days like this.
**[08:12] Cooking**
But this is what cooking's all about!
**[08:15] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
***SIGN*** The Evil Yokai "Kappa" Appears at a
Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
***SIGN*** Wanted
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kappa Sushi
***SIGN*** Huge Discount
***SIGN*** We've Discovered "Huge Discount" Sushi
at a Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kappa Sushi
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:43] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:26] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:29] Pipimi**
Say... What do you want to do...
**[09:32] Pipimi**
with this giant lump of brown sugar?
**[09:35] Pipimi**
What do you wanna do?
**[09:38] Pipimi**
What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
**[09:43] Pipimi**
Bwat boo vuu banna boo?
**[09:47] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Asami Ike
**[10:00] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:07] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:15] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:23] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:29] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:45] ED Lyrics**
*We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:52] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Great job today!
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:09] Popuko**
You, too!
**[11:11] Popuko**
We definitely... needed
a lot of power for that.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:14] Pipimi**
Um, uh... If we're being honest here...
**[11:17] Pipimi**
I don't really think I got any of it.
**[11:19] Popuko**
Maybe that's what's so great about it.
**[11:21] Pipimi**
Well... It's been a while
since we've seen each other.
**[11:24] Pipimi**
Did it go okay?
**[11:25] Popuko**
Huh? Well, it was really nostalgic.
**[11:28] Pipimi**
Nostalgic!
**[11:29] Popuko**
The way you just said that...
**[11:31] Pipimi**
I'm sure it's nostalgic
for the viewers, too.
**[11:33] Popuko**
Right?
**[11:34] Popuko**
But I'm so thankful for this opportunity.
**[11:36] Pipimi**
Exactly. It feels like the Earth did
a full circle... What am I saying?
**[11:40] Pipimi**
It's ending!
**[11:41] Popuko**
Yup.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:47] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:51] Popuko**
Welcome to the Pop Team Epic Night Show!
Today, we have the Earth with us!
**[11:57] Popuko**
Now, hang on a sec.
**[11:58] Popuko**
If the Earth is here,
what are we all standing on?
**[12:00] Pipimi**
So you've finally realized it!
**[12:04] Pipimi**
Everything about this world is a sham!
**[12:08] Popuko**
Doesn't sham sound like yam? Sham, yam.
**[12:10] Pipimi**
Whut?!
**[12:32] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:33] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:40] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:42] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:52] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:59] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:04] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:12] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:16] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:18] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:23] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:30] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** POP Memories To YOU
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[13:45] Narrator (Pipimi)**
* Have you ever heard the tale*
* about this strange bell?*
**[13:48] Narrator (Pipimi)**
*It appears on the cape just once each summer,*
**[13:50] Narrator (Pipimi)**
* and if two people ring the bell,*
* they're bound together by eternal love.*
**[13:54] Popuko and Pipimi**
*POP Memories*
**[13:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
*I'll be waiting for you tomorrow*
**[14:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
*Kick that cowardice*
**[14:04] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We both laughed and ran*
**[14:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We cherished this moment right now*
**[14:14] Popuko and Pipimi**
*We did*
**[14:16] Popuko and Pipimi**
*Close your eyes*
**[14:18] Popuko and Pipimi**
*And I want you to believe in*
**[14:22] Popuko and Pipimi**
*POP Memories to YOU*
***SIGN*** Start
Continue
Options
***SIGN*** Today's our entrance ceremony,
and the beginning of my youth!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** My goal is to get a wonderful boyfriend!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Just kidding! A real woman's
gotta concentrate on her studies!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Hey! You planning to be late
for our first day of school?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** This busybody guy is my childhood friend.
Not that either of us had any say in it.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Man... He's got a nice face,
but he's such a jerk.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Jeez!
You're such a pain!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: I feel bad for your future husband.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** My bad. I'll treat you to something
on our way home.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You've got some nerve.
You already said you were almost
broke this month.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Yikes, he's got me figured out.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: That was close. We were
seriously almost late our first day.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Whew! Good grief.
I guess we made it just in time.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bam!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ow! S-Sorry!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Oh, God! He's hot!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Are you all right?
Oh, no! You're bleeding...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Oh, this is nothing!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: I'm sorry this handkerchief
is so boyish... But the bleeding's
stopped now.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** R-Right...
Bo-yo-yoing...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Tch... Look at that stupid grin
on your face.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Wait, you're...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You're on the rival racing team.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You're my senpai?
Man, this sucks!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Come on, don't be like that.
I guess you're violent
both on and off the circuit.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Wait, you know this hottie?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: What? This dude's your type?
Well, you've got shit taste.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** D'aww, is the childhood friend jealous?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Good grief. What are we going
to do with him?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ah, how can fate be so cruel? Of course
that hot guy would be the student council
president that every girl admires.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Looks like I've got my work
cut out for me...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Senpai!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Eek! No middle school kids allowed!
Only adults around here.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Look at you, trying to act all
mature, you weirdo.
I thought you forgot all about me!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** You dummy. Like I'd ever forget the face
of my precious kohai.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Hehe! I feel a bit relieved
that you never change.
So, did you get a boyfriend yet?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Stop that.
You know you shouldn't bring that up.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: You know, if you'd wait
just another year, I'd...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Oh, never mind!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hm? Did you say something?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Nyah! See you later, Senpai!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Good grief... Oh, crap! The school store's
gonna be packed!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Rice dishes Noodle dishes
***SIGN*** Pick up
***SIGN*** Corner
***SIGN*** D'oh! E-Everything's sold out...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Popuko: Sorry 'bout that. We're feedin'
lots of growing kids here.
Best not be late next time!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Waah! If I starve to death,
I'll curse you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: You, there... Are you hungry?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Wh-Who the heck is this guy? Is he really
gonna eat all that bread all by himself?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Want one...?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I haven't fallen so low that I need to take
food from some rando!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gurgle~
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Hehe... You're funny.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bread Bread
***SIGN*** Rice dishes Noodle dishes
***SIGN*** Urgh... Damn it. How dare you
embarrass me like that, stomach?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: Here... This one's my
personal favorite.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** What the heck? Custard bread...?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Pipimi: They're delicious. See you later.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** "See you later," huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I might be imagining it, but it feels like
my time's finally arrived...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Does that mean... My rose-colored youth
is finally going to begin?!
All right! Let's do this!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[18:00] Protag**
Huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Releasing an incomplete game?
Give me a break. Payback time.
***SIGN*** First of all, there's Okawa Bkub,
who ran off with some chick
during production.
Yeah, you, jackass.
***SIGN*** Then there's King Records,
who did nothing but slack
the whole damn time.
Yeah, you, jackass.
***SIGN*** Whew, that's better...
***SIGN*** Or not. Takeshobo, yeah, you.
I'm talking to you.
Ugh, just disappear.
**[18:25] YuiP**
So this is how shit games work?!
**[18:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:35] Popuko**
I'm gonna be auto-tracking all day today!
**[18:37] Pipimi**
Okay.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:58] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:01] Pipimi**
Okay. Today, I'll do the auto-tracking.
**[19:05] Popuko**
'Kay!
**[19:07] Popuko**
This way!
**[19:09] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan?!
**[19:13] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan?!
**[19:18] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan?!
**[19:21] Popuko**
Huh?
**[19:24] Popuko**
P-P-P-Pipimi-chan, where are you?!
**[19:28] Popuko**
H-Hey!
**[19:32] Popuko and Pipimi**
You and I... are now overlayed!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[19:35] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:38] Popuko?**
Bob Team... Epic.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Cooking-san is going to try to make fried rice today! I wonder what kind of dish he'll make!
**[19:41] Cooking**
I'm gonna make fried rice today!
**[19:44] Cooking**
Pour rice into the frying pan.
**[19:45] Cooking**
And sauté! So tiring!
**[19:48] Cooking**
How you like that?
This is my special fried rice!
***SIGN*** Full of Rice
***SIGN*** Fried Rice
**[19:51] Cooking**
Man, it looks good!
**[19:53] Cooking**
Down the hatch!
**[19:54] Pipimi**
Heyo. Fried Rice Eats here.
**[20:02] Cooking**
Guess there're just days like this.
**[20:05] Cooking**
But this is what cooking's all about!
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[20:08] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** The Evil Yokai "Kappa" Appears at a
Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
***SIGN*** Wanted
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kappa Sushi
***SIGN*** Huge Discount
***SIGN*** We've Discovered "Huge Discount" Sushi
at a Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kappa Sushi
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:37] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[20:50] Popuko**
Uh... wha? Hello...
**[21:01] Popuko**
Uh, hello? Hi?
**[21:19] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:22] Pipimi**
Say... What do you want to do...
**[21:25] Pipimi**
with this giant lump of brown sugar?
**[21:28] Pipimi**
What do you wanna do?
**[21:31] Pipimi**
What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
**[21:40] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic... Hey!
**[21:40] Popuko**
Pop Team! Oh, whoopsie.
***SIGN*** By: Asami Ike
**[21:53] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:01] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:08] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:16] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:23] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:39] ED Lyrics**
*We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:45] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[23:00] Pipimi**
Great job today. I'm Masuda Toshiki.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:01] Popuko**
You, too.
**[23:03] Popuko**
Oh, I'm Hatanaka Tasuku.
**[23:03] Pipimi**
And now...
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Hatanaka-san wanted to do a free talk,
so the next 35 seconds are all his.
**[23:08] Popuko**
Wait, what?
**[23:09] Pipimi**
And go.
**[23:10] Popuko**
Hey, come on now.
You can't do that to me, seriously.
**[23:13] Popuko**
Wait, you're really walking
away from the mic?!
**[23:16] Popuko**
Wait, uh... Um.
**[23:18] Popuko**
Yes, hi. Right. Um, I mean, it's fine
for people who know our voices,
**[23:25] Popuko**
but there are people who don't...
**[23:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic is, like, nationwide.
**[23:29] Popuko**
So... Um, yeah.
**[23:32] Popuko**
So there might be people who don't
know our voices... Wait, no way.
# E7 - Raising Hell: The Hellshake Arrow
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0KQQQ/rising-hell-the-hellshake-arrow)
Translator:
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***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[00:22] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:23] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:25] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:27] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:28] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:30] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:32] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:33] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:35] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:38] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:02] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:20] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[01:40] Popuko**
I got yelled at for saying I wanted
to become a paladin when I grew up.
**[01:44] Popuko**
But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
**[01:47] Narrator**
Hellshake Yano.
***SIGN*** Hellshake Yano
***SIGN*** The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan
Hellshake Yano
**[01:50] Narrator**
The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan.
**[01:54] Narrator**
Alas, his musical career was crushed
in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
***SIGN*** Major Contract
**[01:57] Narrator**
his major record label contract went kaput,
**[01:59] Narrator**
and Yano disappeared
without anyone noticing.
***SIGN*** Investigative Team
**[02:03] Narrator**
Our investigative team decided
to track Yano down
**[02:06] Narrator**
so they could do an up-close-
and-personal interview!
**[02:09] Narrator**
Ta-dah!
***SIGN*** Emotional Documentary Special
Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[02:10] Narrator**
Emotional Documentary Special:
*Rising Hell ~The Hellshake Arrow~*.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[02:18] Narrator**
A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
**[02:20] Narrator**
That's where our team
found Yano working.
**[02:24] Shop owner**
Make sure you shake all the
water out of those noodles.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[02:26] Yano**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
**[02:28] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[02:30] Narrator**
Yano had forgotten about music
and was shaking noodles instead.
**[02:30] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[02:34] Narrator**
But then, Yano got a visitor...
**[02:38] Manager**
I finally found you.
**[02:40] Yano**
Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
**[02:42] Manager**
Heh, don't go underestimating
your former manager's instincts.
**[02:45] Manager**
Yano, why don't you try entering this?
***SIGN*** Gather 'round, future stars
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** Win the Grand Prix
and become a star!
***SIGN*** We're waiting for all
the musicians to apply!
***SIGN*** We're cheering you on!
***SIGN*** Date:
***SIGN*** Place:
Event Space
**[02:50] Manager**
A music contest where only
the top musicians compete!
**[02:53] Manager**
The Musicione Grand Prix!
**[02:55] Manager**
If you win this,
you'll go back to being a star overni—
**[02:59] Yano**
Ain't interested.
**[03:00] Manager**
What?!
**[03:01] Yano**
I decided not to do music ever again.
**[03:05] Yano**
Never, ever again.
**[03:08] Manager**
Y-Yano...
**[03:10] Manager**
Yano...
**[03:12] Narrator**
The day of the event.
***SIGN*** Event Space
**[03:15] Narrator**
Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
**[03:20] Yano**
I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
win this thing! Hell yeah!
**[03:25] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[03:32] Narrator**
And now, a word from our sponsor,
Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:42] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[03:43] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[03:46] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:48] Popuko and Pipimi**
Celebrating 50 years.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** Thank you for 50 years
**[03:51] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[03:52] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[03:54] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
A slightly unique music shop.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** A slightly unique music shop
**[04:00] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[04:02] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[04:04] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[04:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Located in Niigata.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** 6 shops in Niigata
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[04:15] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
**[04:19] Host**
Musicione Grand Prix!
***SIGN*** Musicione
Grand Prix
***SIGN*** 4 minutes
**[04:22] Host**
Our contestants will have four minutes
to present their musici.
**[04:25] Host**
Our judges will repeatedly
tap their buttons to award points,
***SIGN*** Point Button
Tap Repeatedly
**[04:28] Host**
and our contestants will compete
for the highest total score.
***SIGN*** Total Score
**[04:31] Host**
All right, let's welcome
our first contestant!
**[04:34] Narrator**
Pshuu...
**[04:35] Host**
Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
**[04:39] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
***SIGN*** No-Subject Prince
**[04:42] No-Subject Prince**
I'm the No-Subject Prince.
Don't expect a subject from me.
***SIGN*** Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
***SIGN*** Time Remaining
**[04:46] Host**
He's taking his time...
**[04:48] Host**
Just how is he going to leave
the subject out of a sentence?
**[04:50] Host**
He's running out of time!
**[04:53] No-Subject Prince**
Bow down...
***SIGN*** Bow down...
**[04:54] Judge**
He did it!
**[04:55] Host**
He magnificently left out any subject there.
Look at those points rack up!
**[04:58] Host**
And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Kapow
**[05:00] No-Subject Prince**
Thank you.
**[05:02] Yano**
He got a perfect score with just
a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
**[05:05] Yano**
I'm up next!
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** D-D-D-Dash
**[05:06] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-Dash...
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[05:09] Host**
Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
**[05:13] Narrator**
Pshuu!
**[05:14] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
**[05:18] Narrator**
It was then that Yano realized
his fatal shortcoming.
***SIGN*** Musicione
**[05:21] Yano**
D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
Where do I tap?
***SIGN*** Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
**[05:25] Yano**
D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
Take that, and that!
**[05:28] Yano**
Damn it! It's no use! But why?
**[05:30] Yano**
Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
**[05:32] Yano**
But why?! The guitar!
**[05:32] Manager**
Yano, what's wrong?
**[05:35] Manager**
Don't tell me you forgot how
to play the guitar...
**[05:40] Manager**
I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
**[05:43] Narrator**
Rustle, rustle, rustle,
flappy, flap, flap...
**[05:46] Narrator**
Rustle.
***SIGN*** New Hotel
**[05:47] Host**
What's this? Yano's second
has thrown in the towel!
**[05:50] Host**
Is Yano going to forfeit?
**[05:52] Yano**
Hell no!
**[05:53] Narrator**
Fwap!
**[05:55] Yano**
Don't think... Just move
the way your instincts tell you!
***SIGN*** Think
***SIGN*** No, don't think...
***SIGN*** Yano...
**[05:58] Yano**
Just move your body!
**[06:00] Yano**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
shake
**[06:01] Narrator**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[06:04] Yano**
Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
**[06:06] Yano**
These are the movements I do
at the ramen shop!
***SIGN*** Wait, nooooo
***SIGN*** Worldly Desires
**[06:10] Yano**
I need to purge these worldly desires
I acquired in mundane life...
***SIGN*** Hell
**[06:15] Yano**
and regain Hell within my heart!
**[06:17] Yano**
Hey, staff! Snap!
**[06:20] Yano**
Come on, bring me a new guitar!
**[06:21] Narrator**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
***SIGN*** Purifying Guitar
**[06:24] Yano**
The guitar that has 108 strings...
The Purifying Guitar!
**[06:28] Yano**
I'll use this to get rid of all of
my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
**[06:31] Manager**
108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
**[06:33] Yano**
Just shut up and watch!
**[06:35] Manager**
Throw in the towel!
**[06:37] Yano**
Hell no!
**[06:43] Yano**
Hellshaaaaake!
**[06:48] Narrator**
Crack...
***SIGN*** Crack...
**[06:51] Narrator**
Snap!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
**[06:53] Yano**
Oh, no! My pick shattered!
**[06:55] Yano**
Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
***SIGN*** Victory
**[07:02] Yano**
Ah... My dreams...
**[07:04] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
**[07:05] Yano**
Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
**[07:08] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
**[07:10] Yano**
Hey! You're the one that appears out
of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
**[07:13] Bird**
Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
**[07:16] Yano**
What?
**[07:17] Bird**
Then...
**[07:18] Yano**
What's there?
**[07:19] Bird**
Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
**[07:21] Yano**
Hey, wait!
**[07:23] Host**
You've got thirty seconds left!
***SIGN*** 30 Seconds Remaining
**[07:25] Yano**
Crap!
***SIGN*** Guitarist Forest
**[07:26] Yano**
I don't have time to waste!
**[07:28] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
**[07:29] Narrator**
And Yano ran, believing
in that tiny glimmer of hope.
**[07:32] Narrator**
He ran down that perilous path!
**[07:35] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 28 seconds remaining!
**[07:38] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 26 seconds remaining!
**[07:40] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 24 seconds remaining!
**[07:43] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
**[07:43] Narrator**
And then, deep in the forest,
he finally found it...
**[07:49] Yano**
Oh! That's...
**[07:51] Narrator**
Zooom.
**[07:53] Yano**
The legendary pick that can pick
through anything! The Master Pick!
***SIGN*** Master Pick
**[07:59] Yano**
Master Pick, lend me your strength!
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
**[08:04] Yano**
So this is the legendary...
Wait, it's not coming out!
**[08:07] Yano**
It's not budging!
**[08:10] Yano**
I've always put my health first,
**[08:14] Yano**
but right now, playing the guitar
is more important!
**[08:17] Yano**
Quiver, my body!
**[08:20] Yano**
Quiver, quiver, quiver, quiver...
**[08:24] Manager**
A-Amazing. He's making his health
quiver and turning it into power!
**[08:29] Manager**
The man who shakes even health,
Hellshake Yano!
**[08:34] Yano and Manager**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[08:41] Yano and Manager**
And finally, the pick was released!
**[08:45] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
**[08:49] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
***SIGN*** Venue
**[08:52] Yano**
Go!
**[08:54] Narrator**
The overwhelming energy from
the Master Pick became one with Yano
**[08:58] Narrator**
and led him back to the venue.
**[08:59] Narrator**
Crash!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[09:00] Host**
What the?! A huge pick
just fell from the sky!
**[09:04] Yano**
I'm not out of the game yet!
**[09:06] Yano**
I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
**[09:09] Host**
Ten seconds remaining!
***SIGN*** 10 Seconds Remaining
**[09:10] Host**
Will he make it in time?!
**[09:12] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[09:15] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[09:20] Yano**
Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Plink
Clink
***SIGN*** Plonk
Plank
***SIGN*** Twang
**[09:25] Yano**
Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
***SIGN*** Plink
Twang
***SIGN*** Plunk
***SIGN*** Psssh
***SIGN*** Tear Tear
Kaput
**[09:31] Yano and others**
Hell...shake!
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
**[09:35] Narrator**
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
***SIGN*** Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
**[09:39] Host**
He managed to cut through
all of the strings!
**[09:41] Host**
Hellshake wins!
***SIGN*** 1 Second Remaining
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
Huff... Huff...
**[09:46] Everyone**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[09:56] Narrator**
Kaboom!
**[09:57] Popuko**
Hey, are you listening?
**[09:59] Pipimi**
Oh, sorry. I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[10:10] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:17] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi:
Hellshake Yano:
Manager:
Narrator:
Host:
Judge:
No-Subject Prince:
Ramen Shop Owner:
The One That Appears Out of
Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
***SIGN*** Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
**[10:25] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:32] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:39] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:47] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:54] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[11:02] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** How Long Did It Take You to Make This?
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
**[11:15] Staff**
How long did it take you to make this?
**[11:18] Itakura**
Actually, I didn't really
do anything for this.
**[11:22] Itakura**
Adachi basically made
the whole thing himself.
**[11:24] Itakura**
So I saw the completed project,
got involved with the acting part,
**[11:28] Itakura**
and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
**[11:30] Itakura**
I really like the "shake, shake, shake"
during the ramen part.
**[11:34] Itakura**
How long did this thing take you to make?
**[11:36] Adachi**
Well, the script actually took quite a—
***SIGN*** Rerun
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[12:11] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:13] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:15] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:16] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:18] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:20] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:21] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:23] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:25] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:28] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:31] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[12:52] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:05] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:09] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[13:31] Popuko**
I got yelled at for saying I wanted
to become a paladin when I grew up.
**[13:35] Popuko**
But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
**[13:38] Narrator**
Hellshake Yano.
***SIGN*** Hellshake Yano
**[13:40] Narrator**
The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan.
***SIGN*** The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan
Hellshake Yano
**[13:44] Narrator**
Alas, his musical career was crushed
in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
**[13:48] Narrator**
his major record label contract went kaput,
***SIGN*** Major Contract
**[13:50] Narrator**
and Yano disappeared
without anyone noticing.
***SIGN*** Investigative Team
**[13:54] Narrator**
Our investigative team decided
to track Yano down
**[13:57] Narrator**
so they could do an up-close-
and-personal interview!
**[14:00] Narrator**
Ta-dah!
***SIGN*** Emotional Documentary Special
Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[14:01] Narrator**
Emotional Documentary Special:
*Rising Hell ~The Hellshake Arrow~*.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[14:09] Narrator**
A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
**[14:11] Narrator**
That's where our team
found Yano working.
**[14:15] Shop owner**
Make sure you shake all the
water out of those noodles.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[14:17] Yano**
Yes, sir!
**[14:18] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake,
shake. Shake, shake, shake.
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
**[14:21] Narrator**
Yano had forgotten about music
and was shaking noodles instead.
**[14:24] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[14:25] Narrator**
But then, Yano got a visitor...
**[14:29] Manager**
I finally found you.
**[14:31] Yano**
Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
**[14:33] Manager**
Heh, don't go underestimating
your former manager's instincts.
**[14:37] Manager**
Yano, why don't you try entering this?
***SIGN*** Gather 'round, future stars
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** Win the Grand Prix
and become a star!
***SIGN*** We're waiting for all
the musicians to apply!
***SIGN*** We're cheering you on!!
***SIGN*** Date:
***SIGN*** Place:
Event Space
**[14:41] Manager**
A music contest where only
the top musicians compete!
**[14:44] Manager**
The Musicione Grand Prix!
**[14:46] Manager**
If you win this,
you'll go back to being a star overni—
**[14:50] Yano**
Ain't interested.
**[14:51] Manager**
What?!
**[14:52] Yano**
I decided not to do music ever again.
**[14:56] Yano**
Never, ever again.
**[15:00] Manager**
Yano...
**[15:02] Manager**
Yano!
**[15:04] Narrator**
The day of the event.
***SIGN*** Event Space
**[15:06] Narrator**
Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
**[15:10] Yano**
I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
win this thing! Hell yeah!
**[15:15] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[15:22] Narrator**
And now, a word from our sponsor,
Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:30] Popuko**
Exciting!
**[15:31] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:33] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:36] Popuko and Pipimi**
Celebrating 50 years.
***SIGN*** Thank you for 50 years
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:38] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:40] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:45] Popuko and Pipimi**
A slightly unique music shop.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** A slightly unique music shop
**[15:48] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:50] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:52] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:55] Popuko and Pipimi**
Located in Niigata.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** 6 shops in Niigata
**[16:04] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[16:08] Host**
Musicione Grand Prix!
***SIGN*** Musicione
Grand Prix
**[16:12] Host**
Our contestants will have four minutes
to present their musici.
***SIGN*** 4 minutes
**[16:15] Host**
Our judges will repeatedly
tap their buttons to award points,
***SIGN*** Point Button
Tap Repeatedly
**[16:17] Host**
and our contestants will compete
for the highest total score.
***SIGN*** Total Score
**[16:20] Host**
All right, let's welcome
our first contestant!
**[16:24] Narrator**
Pshuu...
**[16:25] Host**
Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
**[16:28] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
***SIGN*** No-Subject Prince
***SIGN*** Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
**[16:32] No-Subject Prince**
I'm the No-Subject Prince.
Don't expect a subject from me.
***SIGN*** Time Remaining
**[16:35] Host**
He's taking his time...
**[16:37] Host**
Just how is he going to leave
the subject out of a sentence?
**[16:41] Host**
He's running out of time!
**[16:43] No-Subject Prince**
Bow down...
***SIGN*** Bow down...
**[16:44] Judge**
He did it!
**[16:46] Host**
He magnificently left out any subject there.
Look at those points rack up!
**[16:49] Host**
And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Kapow
**[16:51] No-Subject Prince**
Thank you.
**[16:53] Yano**
He got a perfect score with just
a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
**[16:56] Yano**
I'm up next!
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** D-D-D-Dash
**[16:58] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-Dash...
**[17:00] Host**
Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[17:03] Narrator**
Pshuu!
**[17:03] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step... stop.
**[17:07] Narrator**
It was then that Yano realized
his fatal shortcoming.
***SIGN*** Musicione
**[17:11] Yano**
D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
Where do I tap?
***SIGN*** Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
**[17:14] Yano**
D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
Take that, and that!
**[17:18] Yano**
Damn it! It's no use! But why?
**[17:20] Yano**
Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
**[17:21] Manager**
Yano, what's wrong?
**[17:25] Manager**
Don't tell me you forgot how
to play the guitar...
**[17:29] Manager**
I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
**[17:31] Narrator**
Rustle, rustle, rustle...
**[17:33] Narrator**
Rustle.
***SIGN*** New Hotel
**[17:34] Host**
What's this? Yano's second
has thrown in the towel!
**[17:39] Host**
Is Yano going to forfeit?
**[17:42] Yano**
Hell no!
**[17:43] Narrator**
Fwap!
**[17:44] Yano**
Don't think... Just move
the way your instincts tell you!
***SIGN*** Think
***SIGN*** No, don't think...
***SIGN*** Yano...
**[17:48] Yano**
Just move your body!
**[17:50] Yano**
Here I go!
**[17:51] Narrator**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
shake
**[17:54] Yano**
Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
**[17:57] Yano**
These are the movements I do
at the ramen shop!
***SIGN*** Wait, nooooo
***SIGN*** Worldly Desires
**[18:01] Yano**
I need to purge these worldly desires
I acquired in mundane life...
***SIGN*** Hell
**[18:05] Yano**
and regain Hell within my heart!
**[18:08] Yano**
Hey, staff! Snap!
**[18:10] Yano**
Come on, bring me a new guitar!
**[18:12] Narrator**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
***SIGN*** Purifying Guitar
**[18:15] Yano**
The guitar that has 108 strings...
The Purifying Guitar!
**[18:18] Yano**
I'll use this to get rid of all
of my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
**[18:22] Manager**
108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
**[18:25] Yano**
Just shut up and watch!
**[18:27] Manager**
Throw in the towel!
**[18:29] Yano**
Hell no!
**[18:35] Yano**
Hellshaaaaake!
**[18:40] Narrator**
Crack...
***SIGN*** Crack...
**[18:42] Narrator**
Snap!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:44] Yano**
Oh, no! My pick shattered!
**[18:47] Yano**
Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
***SIGN*** Victory
**[18:52] Yano**
Ah... My dreams...
**[18:55] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
**[18:55] Yano**
Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
**[18:59] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
**[19:01] Yano**
Hey! You're the one that appears out
of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
**[19:04] Bird**
Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
**[19:07] Yano**
What?
**[19:08] Bird**
Then...
**[19:09] Yano**
What's there?
**[19:11] Bird**
Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
**[19:12] Yano**
Hey, wait!
***SIGN*** 30 Seconds Remaining
**[19:14] Host**
You've got thirty seconds left!
**[19:16] Yano**
Crap!
**[19:17] Yano**
I don't have time to waste!
**[19:18] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
**[19:19] Narrator**
And Yano ran, believing
in that tiny glimmer of hope.
***SIGN*** Guitarist Forest
**[19:23] Narrator**
He ran down that perilous path!
**[19:27] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 28 seconds remaining!
**[19:32] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 26 seconds remaining!
**[19:34] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 24 seconds remaining!
**[19:37] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
**[19:37] Narrator**
And then, deep in the forest,
he finally found it...
**[19:43] Yano**
Oh! That's...
**[19:45] Narrator**
Zooom.
**[19:48] Yano**
The legendary pick that can pick
through anything! The Master Pick!
***SIGN*** Master Pick
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
**[19:54] Yano**
Master Pick, lend me your strength!
**[19:58] Yano**
So this is the legendary...
Wait, it's not coming out!
**[20:02] Yano**
It's not budging!
**[20:06] Yano**
I've always put my health first,
**[20:09] Yano**
but for right now, playing the guitar
is more important!
**[20:13] Yano**
Quiver, my body!
**[20:20] Manager**
A-Amazing. He's making his health quiver
and turning it into power!
**[20:25] Manager**
The man who shakes even health,
Hellshake Yano!
**[20:30] Yano and Manager**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[20:36] Yano and Manager**
And finally, the pick was released!
**[20:41] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
**[20:44] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
***SIGN*** Venue
**[20:46] Yano**
Go!
**[20:48] Narrator**
The overwhelming energy from
the Master Pick became one with Yano
**[20:52] Narrator**
and led him back to the venue.
**[20:54] Narrator**
Crash!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[20:55] Host**
What the?! A huge pick
just fell from the sky!
**[20:59] Yano**
I'm not out of the game yet!
**[21:01] Yano**
I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
**[21:03] Host**
Ten seconds remaining!
***SIGN*** 10 Seconds Remaining
**[21:04] Host**
Will he make it in time?!
**[21:07] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:10] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:14] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:16] Yano**
Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Plink
Clink
***SIGN*** Plonk
Plank
**[21:20] Yano**
Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Twang
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
***SIGN*** Plink
Twang
***SIGN*** Plunk
***SIGN*** Psssh
***SIGN*** Tear Tear
Kaput
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
**[21:27] Yano and others**
Hell...shake!
**[21:31] Narrator**
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
***SIGN*** Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
**[21:34] Host**
He managed to cut through
all of the strings!
**[21:36] Host**
Hellshake wins!
***SIGN*** 1 Second Remaining
**[21:41] Everyone**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
Huff... Huff...
**[21:53] Narrator**
Kaboom!
**[21:54] Popuko**
Hey, are you listening?
**[21:56] Pipimi**
Oh, sorry. I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
***SIGN*** Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi:
Hellshake Yano:
Manager:
Narrator:
Host:
Judge:
No-Subject Prince:
Ramen Shop Owner:
The One That Appears Out of
Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
**[22:13] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
***SIGN*** Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
**[22:20] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:28] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:35] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:50] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:57] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[23:11] Yamadera**
Man, am I tired.
**[23:13] Yamadera**
Seriously, how many roles
did you have me do—
**[23:16] Yamadera**
Actually, isn't this supposed to be funny
because it's the guys from AC-bu doing it?
**[23:22] Yamadera**
Yet you made me do all
kinds of roles by myself.
**[23:25] Yamadera**
You're treating me like
some plaything, aren't you?!
**[23:27] Yamadera**
Seriously...
**[23:28] Yamadera**
Thank you very much!
# E8 - Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNXMM0/pop-team-epic-battle-royale)
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***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Pipimi**
Let's play some shiritori.
**[00:05] Popuko**
Fo sho.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
**[00:08] Popuko**
Huh? What's this?
**[00:10] Pipimi**
A handicap.
**[00:12] Popuko**
Let's stack on some more!
**[00:13] Pipimi**
Oh, fine.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
***SIGN*** Another Dictionary
***SIGN*** Yet Another
Dictionary
***SIGN*** Have Some Words
***SIGN*** WDM English-
Japanese Dictionary
***SIGN*** G3 Japanese-
English Dictionary
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:40] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:50] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:52] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:02] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:11] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:19] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:23] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:30] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:32] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:37] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[01:49] Popuko**
Apple (ringo)!
**[01:50] Pipimi**
Gorilla (gorira)!
**[01:51] Popuko**
Trumpet (rappa)!
**[01:52] Applegorillatrumpet**
Hey, did someone call for me?
***SIGN*** The Sage of the Forest
Applegorillatrumpet
**[01:58] Pipimi**
Pa... Pa, eh?
**[02:02] Pipimi**
Pa, huh?
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[02:07] Narrator**
*Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.*
**[02:09] Narrator**
* A hundred participants*
* land on a deserted island*
**[02:13] Narrator**
* and fight for their survival*
* using only what they find there.*
**[02:17] Narrator**
* Today, another batch of would-be*
* survivors heads to the battlefield.*
**[02:21] Popuko**
I use heavy artillery.
**[02:23] Pipimi**
No, I use heavy artillery.
**[02:24] Sexual harassment guy**
I'll show you my little artillery.
Man, I'm annoying.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[02:36] Popuko**
Kiss the ground hello for me!
**[02:38] Pipimi**
My, so violent. You need to win
battle royales more intelligently.
**[02:41] Popuko**
Let's see who gets
the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
**[02:47] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[02:49] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[02:51] Popuko**
Oh, shit!
**[02:52] Cthulhu**
Cower! Be afraid!
**[02:54] Cthulhu**
Die knowing you lost to someone
who truly knows how to use a M*bile Suit!
**[02:58] Cthulhu**
This Great Old One is number one!
**[03:02] Nyarlathotep**
Get bent, loser!
**[03:04] Pipimi**
Right back at you.
**[03:08] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[03:09] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[03:11] Pipimi**
Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
**[03:12] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[03:15] Popuko**
Shithead!
**[03:16] Pipimi**
Loser!
**[03:16] Popuko**
Usada!
**[03:17] Pipimi**
Don't say that!
**[03:18] Popuko**
Trash!
**[03:18] Pipimi**
Shithead!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[03:24] Woman**
Aw, I can't shoot you.
**[03:25] Man**
Well, I can't shoot you either.
**[03:28] System**
*Double kill.*
**[03:29] Popuko**
Hell yeah, double kill.
**[03:35] Pipimi**
Get rekt! The hell are you doing?!
**[03:35] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[03:38] Players**
Run!
**[03:39] Player**
Who the hell is that?!
**[03:40] Players**
It's PINE again.
**[03:42] Player E**
Damn it!
**[03:50] Pipimi**
Looks like we've got a cheater.
That bastard.
**[03:52] Popuko**
He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
**[03:55] Pipimi**
We'll settle this another time.
**[03:56] Popuko**
Fine. First, hunt down
that shithead, and then...
**[03:59] Popuko and Pipimi**
...kill him!
**[04:04] Pipimi**
You've got this.
**[04:06] Popuko**
You've gotta do this, too!
**[04:07] Pipimi**
The three of us are the only ones left.
**[04:10] Pipimi**
At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
**[04:12] Popuko**
What do you want to do?
Should we both attack at once?
**[04:14] Pipimi**
No, this is the only choice we have!
**[04:16] Popuko**
Wha—No!
**[04:18] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan, you have to win...
Today, you're...
**[04:20] Pipimi**
the champion...
**[04:23] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun!
**[04:26] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
**[04:38] Popuko**
I see. He's outta bullets.
**[04:40] Popuko**
Good!
**[04:41] Popuko**
Die, motherfucker!
**[04:43] Popuko**
Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
**[04:47] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun's death box...
**[05:00] Popuko**
You stupid cheater...
You'll never be a real winner.
**[05:04] Popuko**
You cheated not only
the game, but yourself.
**[05:12] Popuko**
What the?
**[05:16] Popuko**
Poke.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[05:27] Pipimi**
Cheating's bad, okay?
**[05:31] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:34] Pipimi**
I've been crossing my legs
ever since I was born!
**[05:37] Popuko**
How do you walk, then?
**[05:44] Pipimi**
Hup.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:45] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[05:48] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
**[05:50] Pipimi**
The heck is that?
**[05:51] Popuko**
Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:53] Pipimi**
Huh? Like this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[05:54] Pipimi**
I don't get it.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:55] Popuko**
Y-You're doing it!
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:57] Pipimi**
Huh? What is this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[05:59] Popuko**
You're doing it!
**[06:00] Popuko**
You're doing it, damn it!
**[06:03] Pipimi**
Seriously, what is this?
***SIGN*** Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
**[06:04] Pipimi**
No, really. Seriously, what is this?
**[06:04] Popuko**
Amazing!
**[06:08] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:11] Popuko**
One, two, fwee!
**[06:13] Popuko**
Popu-chan, cheese!
**[06:17] Pipimi**
No one can deny your cuteness.
**[06:19] Pipimi**
Humanity cannot escape.
**[06:21] Pipimi**
In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
**[06:26] Popuko and Pipimi**
Go! Yeah! Decorate the Earth!
**[06:29] Pipimi**
So cute!
**[06:33] Popuko**
So cute!
**[06:33] Pipimi**
You're so cute!
**[06:34] Alien**
What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[06:39] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:45] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:50] Popuko**
And now, it's time for another
episode of Pop Team Coo—
**[06:53] Popuko**
Huh? Pipimi-chan?
**[06:56] Pipimi**
Who wants whipped cream?
**[06:58] Popuko**
I do!
**[07:09] Popuko**
So sweet.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:12] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[07:15] Popuko**
I turned into an instrument!
**[07:21] Popuko**
Hey, play me.
**[07:23] Pipimi**
What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
**[07:28] Popuko**
She played with my heart...
**[07:30] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:34] Pipimi**
In this world...
**[07:35] Popuko**
You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
**[07:37] Pipimi**
I'm a nurse!
**[07:39] Popuko**
I'm a government official!
**[07:41] Pipimi**
You can't be.
**[07:42] Popuko**
Huh?
**[07:43] Pipimi**
That's because...
**[07:45] Pipimi**
You're destined for something much greater.
**[07:47] Popuko**
I sure am...
**[07:49] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:54] Popuko**
I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
**[07:57] Popuko**
that makes you want to puke.
**[07:58] Pipimi**
Do it.
**[07:59] Streamer**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Laying it on thiiiick
**[08:01] Streamer**
Want me to say "Goodnight"?
**[08:04] Popuko**
God, he's infuriating.
**[08:06] Popuko**
Kill him.
**[08:07] Pipimi**
As you wish.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[08:19] Popuko**
Ma'am! I've got my ult!
**[08:21] Teacher**
You don't need to announce that in class!
**[08:24] Popuko**
But I finally got it!
**[08:26] Popuko**
Wah! Wah!
**[08:28] Teacher**
Okay, fine. Go ahead.
**[08:30] Popuko**
Huh? Yahoo!
**[08:31] Popuko**
Shinku... Hado...
**[08:33] Popuko**
Head go pop!
**[08:41] Teacher**
What's that supposed to do?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[08:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[08:45] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:46] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:47] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:48] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:49] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:50] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:51] Popuko**
Green onion!
**[08:52] Baldy A**
Stop that!
**[08:53] Baldy B**
You don't get it at all!
**[08:56] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[08:59] Popuko**
Pop Team Delivery.
**[09:01] Cthulhu**
Coming!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:07] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:10] Pipimi**
Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
**[09:13] Popuko**
Grandma, I—
**[09:16] Pipimi**
Aw, she bugged out.
**[09:19] Pipimi**
This used to happen in old
video games all the time.
**[09:24] Pipimi**
I guess you young'uns
might not know about that.
**[09:29] Pipimi**
When that happens, you do this.
**[09:37] Popuko**
Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
**[09:46] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:49] Popuko**
Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
**[09:52] Popuko**
*Whoops, I said what it was...*
**[10:07] Pipimi**
Peekaboo.
**[10:13] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:20] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:26] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:33] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:39] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:46] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:53] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[11:00] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:10] Pipimi**
Thank you for buying Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:14] Popuko**
Actually, there are people
streaming this, too.
**[11:16] Popuko**
Honestly, you'd be better
off buying Di Gi ******.
**[11:19] Pipimi**
What? Did you really...
**[11:21] Popuko**
I figured that might be okay to bring up.
**[11:24] Pipimi**
You just went for it.
**[11:25] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:25] Popuko**
So what did you think of the session today?
**[11:31] Pipimi**
So much came out.
**[11:32] Popuko**
It sure did.
**[11:33] Pipimi**
Yeah.
**[11:34] Popuko**
The stuff I ate earlier almost came out.
**[11:35] Pipimi**
Don't let that come out.
**[11:38] Pipimi**
But I was watching, and it was a lot of fun.
**[11:41] Popuko**
Yeah.
**[11:42] Pipimi**
Yeah, I think we opened up
all kinds of doors...
**[11:45] Pipimi**
Yup.
**[11:46] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:47] ---**
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Pipimi**
Let's play some shiritori.
**[11:55] Popuko**
Fo sho.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
**[11:58] Popuko**
What dis?
**[12:00] Pipimi**
A handicap.
**[12:02] Popuko**
Let's stack on some more!
**[12:03] Pipimi**
Oh, fine.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
***SIGN*** Game Hacks
***SIGN*** GIMEST
***SIGN*** Another Gamer Mag
**[12:06] Popuko**
You're going too far.
***SIGN*** Vemaga
***SIGN*** Voice Actor Gacha
Grand Prix
**[12:07] Pipimi**
What?
**[12:29] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:30] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:32] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:40] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:42] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:49] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:52] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:01] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:09] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:13] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:16] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:20] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:22] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:27] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[13:39] Popuko**
Apple (ringo)!
**[13:40] Pipimi**
Gorilla (gorira)!
**[13:41] Popuko**
Trumpet (rappa)!
**[13:42] Applegorillatrumpet**
Hey, did someone call for me?
***SIGN*** The Sage of the Forest
Applegorillatrumpet
**[13:48] Pipimi**
Pa... Pa, eh?
**[13:52] Pipimi**
Pa, huh...
**[13:53] Popuko**
Pa.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[13:58] Narrator**
*Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.*
**[14:00] Narrator**
* A hundred participants*
* land on a deserted island*
**[14:03] Narrator**
* and fight for their survival*
* using only what they find there.*
**[14:08] Narrator**
* Today, another batch of would-be*
* survivors heads to the battlefield.*
**[14:11] Popuko**
I use heavy artillery.
**[14:13] Pipimi**
No, I use heavy artillery.
**[14:14] Sexual harassment guy**
I'll show you my little artillery.
Man, I'm annoying.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[14:25] Popuko**
Kiss the ground hello for me!
**[14:28] Pipimi**
So violent. You need to win
battle royales more intelligently.
**[14:31] Popuko**
Let's see who gets
the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
**[14:38] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[14:39] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[14:41] Popuko**
Oh, shit!
**[14:42] Cthulhu**
Cower! Be afraid!
**[14:44] Cthulhu**
Die knowing you lost to someone
who truly knows how to use a M*bile Suit!
**[14:48] Cthulhu**
This Great Old One is number one!
**[14:52] Nyarlathotep**
Get bent, loser!
**[14:54] Pipimi**
Right back at you.
**[14:58] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[14:59] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[15:01] Pipimi**
Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
**[15:01] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[15:05] Popuko**
Shithead!
**[15:06] Pipimi**
Loser!
**[15:07] Popuko**
Ass!
**[15:07] Pipimi**
Dumbass!
**[15:08] Popuko**
Moron!
**[15:09] Pipimi**
Damn it!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[15:14] Woman**
Aw, I can't shoot you.
**[15:15] Man**
Well, I can't shoot you either.
**[15:18] System**
*Double kill.*
**[15:19] Popuko**
Lookin' good!
**[15:25] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[15:26] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Rekt!
**[15:29] Player**
Who the hell is that?!
**[15:30] Players**
It's PINE again.
**[15:32] Player E**
Damn it!
**[15:34] Player**
Run!
**[15:36] Player**
We're doomed!
**[15:38] Player**
My drone!
**[15:40] Pipimi**
Looks like we've got a cheater.
That bastard.
**[15:43] Popuko**
He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
**[15:45] Pipimi**
We'll settle this another time.
**[15:46] Popuko**
Fine. First, hunt down
that shithead, and then...
**[15:48] Popuko and Pipimi**
...kill him!
**[15:54] Pipimi**
You've got this.
**[15:56] Popuko**
You've gotta do this, too!
**[15:57] Pipimi**
The three of us are the only ones left.
**[16:00] Pipimi**
At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
**[16:02] Popuko**
What do you want to do?
Should we both attack at once?
**[16:04] Pipimi**
No, this is the only choice we have!
**[16:06] Popuko**
Wha—No!
**[16:08] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan, you have to win...
Today, you're...
**[16:11] Pipimi**
the champion...
**[16:13] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun!
**[16:16] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
**[16:28] Popuko**
I see. He's outta bullets.
**[16:30] Popuko**
Good!
**[16:31] Popuko**
Die, motherfucker!
**[16:33] Popuko**
Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
**[16:37] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun's death box...
**[16:50] Popuko**
You stupid cheater...
You'll never be a real winner.
**[16:54] Popuko**
You cheated not only
the game, but yourself.
**[17:02] Popuko**
What the?
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[17:17] Pipimi**
Hey, everyone. Cheating's bad, mmkay?
**[17:21] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:24] Pipimi**
I've been crossing my legs
ever since I was born!
**[17:27] Popuko**
How do you walk, then?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:36] Popuko**
Damn it, Sn*ke.
**[17:38] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
**[17:40] Pipimi**
The heck is that?
**[17:41] Popuko**
Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:43] Pipimi**
Huh? Like this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[17:44] Pipimi**
I don't get it.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:45] Popuko**
Y-You're doing it!
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:47] Pipimi**
Huh? What is this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[17:49] Popuko**
You're doing it!
**[17:50] Popuko**
You're doing it, damn it!
**[17:53] Pipimi**
Seriously, what is this?
***SIGN*** Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
**[17:55] Pipimi**
No, really. Seriously, what is this?
**[17:55] Popuko**
Amazing!
**[17:58] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:01] Popuko**
One, two, fwee!
**[18:03] Popuko**
Popu-chan, cheese!
**[18:07] Pipimi**
No one can deny your cuteness.
**[18:09] Pipimi**
Humanity cannot escape.
**[18:11] Pipimi**
In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
**[18:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Go! Yeah! Go!
**[18:17] Pipimi**
So cute!
**[18:19] Popuko**
Thanks!
**[18:19] Pipimi**
You're actually an old man!
**[18:21] Popuko**
Aw, you found me out!
**[18:22] Popuko**
Whee! So cute!
**[18:22] Pipimi**
I sure did!
**[18:24] Alien**
What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
**[18:27] Popuko**
You're going too far.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[18:28] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:36] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[18:40] Popuko**
And now, it's time for another
episode of Pop Team Coo—
**[18:43] Popuko**
Huh? Pipimi-chan?
**[18:46] Pipimi**
Who wants whipped cream?
**[18:48] Popuko**
I do!
**[18:59] Popuko**
Ten points, ten points, ten points.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:02] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:05] Popuko**
I turned into an instrument!
**[19:10] Popuko**
Hey, play me.
**[19:13] Pipimi**
What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
**[19:18] Popuko**
She played with my heart...
**[19:20] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:24] Pipimi**
In this world...
**[19:25] Popuko**
You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
**[19:28] Pipimi**
I'm a nurse!
**[19:29] Popuko**
I'm a government official!
**[19:31] Pipimi**
You can't be.
**[19:32] Popuko**
Huh?
**[19:33] Pipimi**
That's because...
**[19:35] Pipimi**
You're destined for something much greater.
**[19:39] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:44] Popuko**
I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
**[19:47] Popuko**
that makes you want to puke.
**[19:48] Pipimi**
Do it, damn it!
**[19:49] Streamer**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Laying it on thiiiick
**[19:51] Streamer**
Want me to say "Goodnight"?
**[19:55] Popuko**
God, he's infuriating.
**[19:56] Popuko**
Kill him.
**[19:57] Pipimi**
As you wish.
**[20:00] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[20:09] Popuko**
Ma'am! I've got my ult!
**[20:11] Teacher**
You don't need to announce that in class!
**[20:14] Popuko**
But I finally got it!
**[20:16] Popuko**
Wah! Wah!
**[20:18] Teacher**
Okay, fine. Go ahead.
**[20:20] Popuko**
Huh? Yahoo!
**[20:21] Popuko**
Shinku... Hado...
**[20:23] Popuko**
Head go pop!
**[20:31] Teacher**
What's that supposed to do?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[20:33] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[20:36] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:36] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:37] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:38] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:39] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:40] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:41] Popuko**
Green onion!
**[20:42] Baldy A**
Stop that!
**[20:43] Baldy B**
You don't get it at all!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[20:46] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[20:49] Popuko**
Pop Team Delivery.
**[20:51] Cthulhu**
Coming!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:57] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[21:00] Pipimi**
Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
**[21:03] Popuko**
Grandma, I—
**[21:07] Pipimi**
Aw, she bugged out.
**[21:09] Pipimi**
This used to happen in old
video games all the time.
**[21:14] Pipimi**
I guess you young'uns
might not know about that.
**[21:18] Pipimi**
When that happens, you do this.
**[21:26] Popuko**
Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
**[21:36] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:39] Popuko**
Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
**[21:42] Popuko**
*Whoops, I said what it was...*
**[21:58] Pipimi**
Peekaboo.
**[22:03] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:16] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:23] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:30] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:37] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:43] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:50] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:01] Popuko**
Well, we just finished recording.
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:07] Popuko**
I actually wanted to do that, too.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:09] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[23:11] Pipimi**
I don't know why, but I love that dance.
**[23:14] Pipimi**
During season one, I was glued to my TV
watching it in real time each week.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:20] Popuko**
You kept telling me that in the lobby.
That you're a huge fan.
**[23:23] Pipimi**
I love it.
**[23:25] Popuko**
You were trying to tell me
not to mess this up.
**[23:27] Pipimi**
No, no. That's not it.
**[23:29] Pipimi**
I just meant you can do whatever you want.
**[23:31] Popuko**
Ah, okay. So I can totally be free.
I did that perfectly.
**[23:35] Pipimi**
Yes, yes, you did.
**[23:36] Popuko**
Well, everyone, I hope you enjoy it.
**[23:37] Popuko**
Thank you very much.
**[23:37] Pipimi**
I think you'll enjoy it, yeah.
# E9 - Bump-Boo Crusaders
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVK442/bump-boo-crusaders)
Translator:
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[00:04] Popuko**
Oh, shit. I killed him, as a bit.
**[00:08] Popuko**
Oh, come on! This is just a bit!
**[00:11] Popuko**
I would've been in real trouble
if it wasn't, tee-hee!
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:50] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:17] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:19] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:36] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:42] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: ????
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo Crusaders
**[02:04] Cthuo**
*I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama.*
**[02:06] Cthuo**
*I'm a first-year at Bump-Boo High.*
**[02:08] Cthuo**
* One day, I just happened to become friends*
* with the awesome Popuko and Pipimi.*
**[02:13] Cthuo**
*What can I say? They're pretty awesome,*
**[02:15] Cthuo**
* and my high school life was*
* going pretty awesomely, too.*
**[02:19] Cthuo**
* Aight, here's to another day of trying*
* to become the rulers at this school!*
***SIGN*** Episode 7
Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse
**[02:27] Pipimi**
"Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse."
**[02:33] Cthuo's Mom**
Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
**[02:36] Cthuo**
Crap! Sorry 'bout that!
**[02:38] Cthuo's Mom**
You seem to be enjoying school lately.
**[02:41] Cthuo**
Sh-Shut up! Bye!
**[02:50] Cthuo**
*Enjoying school, huh?*
**[02:51] Cthuo**
*If I hadn't met Popu and Pipi that day, I...*
**[02:56] Koroshitani**
Are you Cthuo-kun?
**[02:58] Cthuo**
Huh? Yeah.
**[03:01] Koroshitani**
The name's Koroshitani.
**[03:03] Cthuo**
*Koroshitani?!*
**[03:05] Cthuo**
*Dude's the head of the Iidabashi Alliance!*
**[03:08] Koroshitani**
I hear that Popuko and Pipimi
have been getting a bit cocky lately.
**[03:14] Koroshitani**
So I have a favor to ask you...
**[03:17] Koroshitani**
I want you to lure them out
to the bay-area warehouse tonight.
**[03:23] Cthuo**
Y-You want me to sell out my friends?
**[03:26] Cthuo**
Hell no!
**[03:28] Koroshitani**
I'm not sure you have much of a choice.
**[03:30] Koroshitani**
I hear that your mother's a gentle soul
**[03:32] Koroshitani**
who got you into high school
all by herself,
**[03:36] Koroshitani**
and that she happens to work part-time
at my family's department store.
**[03:39] Cthuo**
You bastard!
**[03:43] Koroshitani**
I trust you'll make the right decision,
being the weakling that you are, Cthuo.
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo High School
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo High School
**[03:53] Popuko**
Like, give me a break.
**[03:55] Pipimi**
I know, right?
***SIGN*** Tea
***SIGN*** Tea
**[03:57] Popuko**
Am I right, Cthuo?
**[03:59] Popuko**
Hey, why the long face?
**[04:01] Pipimi**
You get dumped by a girl again?
**[04:05] Cthuo**
So, hey...
**[04:08] Cthuo**
Later today...
**[04:19] Koroshitani**
Ah, I see they've arrived.
**[04:22] Koroshitani**
Oh?
**[04:24] Koroshitani**
What's the meaning of this?
***SIGN*** Iidabashi Alliance
**[04:26] Cthuo**
I know I've got a lot of nerve
showing up here alone, but...
**[04:29] Cthuo**
But those two taught me...
**[04:32] Cthuo**
that a man doesn't betray his friends!
**[04:35] Cthuo**
Do whatever you want to me!
**[04:37] Koroshitani**
Hmph.
**[04:39] Koroshitani**
You've read far too many manga, Cthuo-kun.
**[04:43] Koroshitani**
Were you too thick-headed...
**[04:47] Koroshitani**
to figure out what I'd do to you
**[04:49] Koroshitani**
if you made me mad? Huh?!
**[04:56] Koroshitani**
You're no fun at all.
**[04:58] Koroshitani**
Go ahead and have some fun, guys.
**[05:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Really?
**[05:02] Pipimi**
Guess we'll take you up
on that offer, then.
**[05:07] Cthuo**
Popu, Pipi... Why?
**[05:11] Pipimi**
Well, you were obviously acting strange.
**[05:14] Popuko**
You just wanted all the badass glory
for yourself, didn't ya?
**[05:18] Pipimi**
Take it easy for a bit, Cthuo.
**[05:20] Popuko**
Now, then, as you requested...
**[05:23] Popuko**
Let's serve you a full course
of Bump-Boo High ass-kicking!
**[05:29] Koroshitani**
You had the nerve to show up...
but you'll soon regret it!
**[05:37] Thug C**
Thrust!
**[05:50] Thug D**
Wh-Who the hell are these guys?!
They're insane!
**[05:53] Thug E**
Wait, wait, wait...
**[06:00] Koroshitani**
Hey, we're leaving.
**[06:04] Koroshitani**
Hey!
**[06:05] Pipimi**
Where d'you think you're going?
**[06:08] Popuko**
Well, well...
**[06:10] Popuko**
Looks like you're the only one left.
**[06:12] Koroshitani**
W-Wait... H-Help... Help me!
**[06:21] Cthuo**
Ow...
**[06:23] Popuko**
You look like shit, Cthuo.
**[06:25] Cthuo**
Shut up... I could've handled them myself.
**[06:27] Popuko**
"Do whatever you want to me!"
**[06:29] Cthuo**
Wha—You bastard!
**[06:31] Cthuo**
If you were there,
you should've come out sooner!
**[06:31] Popuko**
My bad!
**[06:33] Pipimi**
We were waiting for Popu
to finish eating her bread.
**[06:36] Cthuo**
Huh?!
**[06:36] Popuko**
Oh, shit.
**[06:37] Cthuo**
Hey!
**[06:38] Cthuo**
Come back here, damn it!
**[06:38] Popuko**
I said I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[06:46] ---**
Pop Team Epic!
**[06:52] Child**
Dad! It's Sunday! Take us somewhere!
**[06:56] Dad**
Easier said than done, son...
**[07:00] Popuko**
Wanna go to... Brazil?
**[07:02] Pipimi**
Amigo!
**[07:04] Popuko**
You can find the other side of the world
right here in Okayama Prefecture!
**[07:06] Popuko**
Spend an exciting day off at the
Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
**[07:11] Dad**
All right, let's go!
**[07:13] Children**
Yay!
**[07:14] Popuko**
Hurry!
**[07:16] Pipimi**
Hurry!
**[07:17] Popuko and Pipimi**
Bye-bye!
**[07:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Washuzan Highland!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:21] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:24] Popuko**
Tell me three things
that're awesome about me!
**[07:26] Pipimi**
Hm, probably that you're well-versed
in running, hitting, and fielding.
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Hitting
***SIGN*** Fielding
**[07:30] Popuko**
That's three...?
**[07:34] Pipimi**
It's just... one!
***SIGN*** Running, hitting, fielding
**[07:39] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[07:44] Pipimi**
Also, you're blonde and short.
**[07:46] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:50] Pipimi**
Did you do your homework today?
**[07:51] Popuko**
Ah...
**[07:53] Popuko**
climbing on a tetrapod!
**[07:57] Pipimi**
Oh, hey. Wharf roaches.
**[08:03] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[08:09] Narrator**
The mysterious crop circle!
**[08:12] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey, a UFO!
**[08:18] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey! They're making a crop circle!
**[08:24] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[08:26] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?!
**[08:27] Popuko**
Dude, you suck!
**[08:29] Pipimi**
You ain't no Banksy!
**[08:31] Popuko and Pipimi**
Don't underestimate street art!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:39] Pipimi**
WoL! Floor Sommelier Check!
**[08:43] Pipimi**
The floor we're going to have
Popuko-sama try out today is... this!
**[08:48] Pipimi**
The floor of Titan's arena!
**[08:50] Popuko**
Oiyoiyo!
**[08:53] Pipimi**
We're going to have her choose
whether A or B is the Titan EX floor!
**[08:57] Popuko**
Easy-peasy! Here we go!
**[09:00] Popuko**
* How many extreme floors*
* do you think I've licked?*
**[09:02] Popuko**
* Ah... This floor feels like a landslide*
* smacking me in the tongue!*
**[09:06] Popuko**
* The hint of smokiness gives*
* the flavor so much more depth!*
**[09:10] Popuko**
* The warmth I feel from this topaz color,*
* and this extreme malice from the devs!*
**[09:17] Popuko**
A's definitely the EX floor!
**[09:19] Popuko**
B's the Titan (Hard) floor.
***SIGN*** Please choose which room you'd like to transfer to.
**[09:22] Popuko**
The "weight" is totally different!
**[09:26] Pipimi**
Let's announce the results!
**[09:29] Pipimi**
The room I go into is the correct one!
**[09:34] Pipimi**
You're correct!
**[09:36] Popuko**
Yahooie!
**[09:38] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[09:44] Popuko and Pipimi**
And one, and two...
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[09:49] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:52] Popuko**
Go!
**[10:06] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:14] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:21] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:29] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:36] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:43] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:51] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:58] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Room
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
**[11:10] Popuko**
But there are people watching
on streaming services.
**[11:13] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[11:15] Popuko**
You were probably better off
buying Evangelion.
**[11:19] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, don't say that!
**[11:21] Popuko**
Not to mention, Eva has way more animation.
It's much better value.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:25] Pipimi**
Is it?
**[11:25] Popuko**
It is.
**[11:26] Pipimi**
I guess it is. Wait, is it though?
**[11:28] Popuko**
Actually, right now, you can even
get it signed by ****.
**[11:30] Popuko**
Isn't that amazing?
**[11:31] Pipimi**
Wow, I want one!
***SIGN*** Some Bigshot
Autograph
**[11:35] Popuko**
Wait, really?
**[11:36] Popuko**
What are you going to do, Pipi-chan?
**[11:37] Pipimi**
Uhhh...
**[11:39] Popuko**
Are you going to buy something else
with the money for PTE season 2?
**[11:42] Popuko**
Or are you actually buying season 2?
**[11:43] Pipimi**
I sure won't, so please
send a copy to my agency.
**[11:45] Popuko**
I guess it's a perk of being on the show.
**[11:47] Pipimi**
Send me the juiciest bits.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[11:54] Popuko**
Oh, shit. I killed him, as a bit.
**[11:58] Popuko**
Oh, come on! This is just a bit! A bit!
**[12:01] Popuko**
I would've been in real trouble
if it wasn't! Yeesh!
**[12:04] Popuko**
Holy, holy, holy... Holy night!
**[12:08] Popuko**
Holy, holy, holy, holy,
holy, holy, holy night!
**[12:13] Popuko**
Ho!
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:40] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:02] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:07] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:09] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:15] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:21] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:26] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:28] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:33] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo Crusaders
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[13:54] Cthuo**
*I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama.*
**[13:56] Cthuo**
*I'm a first-year at Bump-Boo High.*
**[13:57] Cthuo**
* One day, I just happened to become friends*
* with the awesome Popuko and Pipimi.*
**[14:02] Cthuo**
*What can I say? They're pretty awesome,*
**[14:05] Cthuo**
* and my high school life was*
* going pretty awesomely, too.*
**[14:09] Cthuo**
* Aight, here's to another day of trying*
* to become the rulers at this school!*
***SIGN*** Episode 7
Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse
**[14:17] Pipimi**
"Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse."
**[14:23] Cthuo's Mom**
Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
**[14:26] Cthuo**
Crap! Sorry 'bout that!
**[14:28] Cthuo's Mom**
You seem to be enjoying school lately.
**[14:31] Cthuo**
Sh-Shut up! Bye!
**[14:40] Cthuo**
*Enjoying school, huh?*
**[14:41] Cthuo**
*If I hadn't met Popu and Pipi that day, I...*
**[14:46] Koroshitani**
Are you Cthuo-kun?
**[14:48] Cthuo**
Huh? Yeah.
**[14:51] Koroshitani**
The name's Koroshitani.
**[14:53] Cthuo**
*Koroshitani?!*
**[14:55] Cthuo**
*Dude's the head of the Iidabashi Alliance!*
**[14:58] Koroshitani**
I hear that Popuko and Pipimi
have been getting a bit cocky lately.
**[15:04] Koroshitani**
So I have a favor to ask you...
**[15:07] Koroshitani**
I want you to lure them out
to the bay-area warehouse tonight.
**[15:13] Cthuo**
Y-You want me to sell out my friends?
**[15:16] Cthuo**
Hell no!
**[15:18] Koroshitani**
I'm not sure you have much of a choice.
**[15:20] Koroshitani**
I hear that your mother's a gentle soul
**[15:22] Koroshitani**
who got you into high school
all by herself,
**[15:26] Koroshitani**
and that she happens to work part-time
at my family's department store.
**[15:29] Cthuo**
You bastard!
**[15:33] Koroshitani**
I trust you'll make the right decision,
being the weakling that you are, Cthuo.
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo High School
***SIGN*** Bump-Boo High School
**[15:42] Popuko**
Like, give me a break.
**[15:44] Pipimi**
I know, right?
**[15:47] Popuko**
Am I right, Cthuo?
***SIGN*** Tea
***SIGN*** Tea
**[15:49] Popuko**
Hey, why the long face?
**[15:52] Pipimi**
You get dumped by a girl again?
**[15:56] Cthuo**
So, hey...
**[15:58] Cthuo**
Later today...
**[16:09] Koroshitani**
Ah, I see they've arrived.
**[16:12] Koroshitani**
Oh?
**[16:14] Koroshitani**
What's the meaning of this?
***SIGN*** Iidabashi Alliance
**[16:16] Cthuo**
I know I've got a lot of nerve
showing up here alone, but...
**[16:19] Cthuo**
But those two taught me...
**[16:22] Cthuo**
that a man doesn't betray his friends!
**[16:24] Cthuo**
Do whatever you want to me!
**[16:27] Koroshitani**
Hmph.
**[16:29] Koroshitani**
You've read far too many manga, Cthuo-kun.
**[16:33] Koroshitani**
Were you too thick-headed...
**[16:37] Koroshitani**
to figure out what I'd do to you
**[16:39] Koroshitani**
if you made me mad? Huh?!
**[16:46] Koroshitani**
You're no fun at all.
**[16:48] Koroshitani**
Go ahead and have some fun, guys.
**[16:50] Pipimi**
Really?
**[16:52] Pipimi**
Guess we'll take you up
on that offer, then.
**[16:57] Cthuo**
Popu, Pipi... You guys... Why?
**[17:00] Pipimi**
Well, you were obviously acting strange.
**[17:04] Popuko**
You just wanted all the badass glory
for yourself, didn't ya?
**[17:08] Pipimi**
Take it easy for a bit, Cthuo.
**[17:10] Popuko**
Now, then, as you requested...
**[17:13] Popuko**
Let's serve you a full course
of Bump-Boo High ass-kicking!
**[17:19] Koroshitani**
You had the nerve to show up...
but you'll soon regret it!
**[17:28] Thug C**
Thrust!
**[17:40] Thug D**
Wh-Who the hell are these guys?!
They're insane!
**[17:43] Thug E**
Wait, wait, wait...
**[17:44] Pipimi**
Hup!
**[17:50] Koroshitani**
Hey, we're leaving.
**[17:54] Koroshitani**
Hey!
**[17:55] Pipimi**
Where d'you think you're going?
**[18:00] Popuko**
Well, well... Looks like
you're the only one left.
**[18:02] Koroshitani**
W-Wait... H-Help... Help me!
**[18:12] Cthuo**
Ow...
**[18:13] Popuko**
You look like shit, Cthuo.
**[18:15] Cthuo**
Shut up... I could've handled them myself.
**[18:17] Popuko**
"Do whatever you want to me!"
**[18:19] Cthuo**
Wha—You bastard!
**[18:21] Cthuo**
If you were there,
you should've come out sooner!
**[18:22] Popuko**
My bad!
**[18:23] Pipimi**
We were waiting for Popu
to finish eating her bread.
**[18:26] Cthuo**
Huh?!
**[18:26] Popuko**
Oh, shit.
**[18:27] Cthuo**
H-Hey!
**[18:29] Cthuo**
Come back here, damn it!
**[18:30] Popuko**
I said I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[18:36] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[18:42] Child**
Dad! It's Sunday! Take us somewhere!
**[18:46] Dad**
Easier said than done, son...
**[18:50] Popuko**
Wanna go to... Brazil?
**[18:52] Pipimi**
Amigo!
**[18:53] Popuko**
You can find the other side of the world
right here in Okayama Prefecture!
**[18:56] Popuko**
Spend an exciting day off at the
Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
**[19:01] Dad**
All right, let's go!
**[19:03] Children**
Yay!
**[19:04] Popuko**
Hurry!
**[19:06] Pipimi**
Hurry!
**[19:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Bye-bye!
**[19:09] Popuko and Pipimi**
Washuzan Highland!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:11] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:14] Popuko**
Tell me three things
that're awesome about me!
**[19:17] Pipimi**
You're well-versed in running,
hitting, and fielding.
***SIGN*** Running
***SIGN*** Hitting
***SIGN*** Fielding
**[19:20] Popuko**
That's three...?
**[19:23] Pipimi**
It's just...
**[19:25] Pipimi**
O-O-O-One!
***SIGN*** Running, hitting, fielding
**[19:29] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan!
**[19:34] Pipimi**
Also, you're blonde and short.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:37] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:39] Pipimi**
Did you do your homework today?
**[19:41] Popuko**
Ah...
**[19:43] Popuko**
climbing on a tetrapod!
**[19:47] Pipimi**
Oh, hey. Wharf roaches.
**[19:51] Popuko**
Ah!
**[19:53] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[19:59] Narrator**
The mysterious crop circle!
**[20:02] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey, a UFO!
**[20:08] Popuko and Pipimi**
Hey! They're making a crop circle!
**[20:14] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[20:16] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?!
**[20:17] Popuko**
Dude, you suck!
**[20:19] Pipimi**
You ain't no Banksy!
**[20:21] Popuko and Pipimi**
Don't underestimate street art!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:29] Pipimi**
WoL! Floor Sommelier Check!
**[20:33] Popuko**
Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
**[20:33] Pipimi**
The floor we're going to have
Popuko-sama try out today is... this!
**[20:37] Popuko**
Oiyoiyo! Oiyoiyo!
**[20:38] Pipimi**
The floor of Titan's arena!
**[20:40] Popuko**
Yoshida!
**[20:41] Pipimi**
We're going to have her choose
whether A or B is the Titan EX floor!
**[20:43] Popuko**
Oiyoiyo!
**[20:47] Popuko**
Easy-peasy! Here we go!
**[20:49] Popuko**
* How many extreme floors*
* do you think I've licked?*
**[20:52] Popuko**
*I can tell in no time!*
**[20:53] Popuko**
* Ah... This floor feels like a landslide*
* smacking me in the tongue!*
**[20:57] Popuko**
* The hint of smokiness gives*
* the flavor so much more depth!*
**[21:00] Popuko**
* The warmth I feel from this topaz color,*
* and this extreme malice from the devs!*
**[21:07] Popuko**
A's definitely the EX floor!
**[21:09] Popuko**
B's the Titan (Hard) floor.
***SIGN*** Please choose which room you'd like to transfer to.
**[21:11] Popuko**
The "weight" is totally different!
**[21:16] Pipimi**
Let's announce the results!
**[21:19] Pipimi**
The room I go into is the correct one!
**[21:24] Pipimi**
You're correct!
**[21:25] Popuko**
Yay! Yahoo!
**[21:27] Popuko**
Hey! Hey, hey!
**[21:28] Pipimi**
Yahoo!
**[21:30] Popuko**
Yay! Yay! Yahoo!
**[21:35] Popuko**
Yahoo!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[21:39] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[21:42] Popuko**
Go!
**[21:56] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:04] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:11] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:19] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:26] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:33] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:41] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:48] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:58] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
**[23:02] Popuko**
Yeah! But there are people
watching on streaming services.
**[23:06] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Probably not.
**[23:10] Popuko**
What?
**[23:11] Popuko**
I'd rather buy a Kanto Electric Massager.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
A Kanto Electric Massager? What's that?
**[23:18] Popuko**
You know, the Kanto Electric Massager.
**[23:21] Popuko**
It's way more reliable and worth the price.
**[23:25] Pipimi**
Hm... I'd prefer alcohol.
**[23:28] Popuko**
Huh? Also, act now,
and you get a Blu-ray and DVD!
**[23:32] Pipimi**
Wait, it comes with alcohol?
**[23:34] Popuko**
What even... Did you even hear me?
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[23:37] Popuko**
It comes with a Blu-ray and DVD!
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
# E10 - The Kingdom of Nature
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVKXX3/the-kingdom-of-nature)
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***SIGN*** By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Pipimi**
We used rare sugar for this cake.
**[00:06] Popuko**
How much?
**[00:08] Pipimi**
This much.
**[00:12] Pipimi**
This much!
**[00:14] Popuko**
Wow...
**[00:16] Pipimi**
We used this much!
**[00:18] Popuko**
Wow!
**[00:19] Pipimi**
This much! This much!
This much! This much...
**[00:20] Popuko**
Oh, no! We're done for!
They're gonna put us away!
**[00:48] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:53] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:59] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[01:01] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:11] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:20] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:22] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:28] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:32] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:34] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:39] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:41] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:46] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[01:57] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Shake hands
with an otter
**[02:01] Popuko**
Whoa! You can shake hands
with an otter! Neat!
**[02:05] Popuko**
Friendship!
**[02:11] Popuko**
The hell? Don't make me change your shape.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[02:14] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic! Let's Fly!
**[02:17] Popuko**
Unyumaru. Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[02:19] Popuko**
Perhaps I kept you waiting too long.
**[02:26] Popuko**
Unyumaru! You're so...
**[02:29] Unyumaru**
Noice.
**[02:30] Popuko**
...fantastic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[02:32] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[02:39] Pipimi**
Step forward, defendant.
**[02:40] Popuko**
Okay.
**[02:42] Pipimi**
Now to the right, defendant.
**[02:44] Popuko**
Okay.
**[02:44] Pipimi**
Now back, defendant.
**[02:46] Popuko**
Okay.
**[02:47] Pipimi**
To the left!
**[02:48] Popuko**
Okay.
**[02:49] Pipimi**
Forward! Right!
**[02:49] Popuko**
Okay, okay.
**[02:50] Pipimi**
Back! Left!
**[02:51] Popuko**
Okay, okay.
**[02:52] Pipimi**
One, two, three, four.
**[02:53] Popuko**
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
**[02:55] Pipimi**
Box step! Box step!
**[02:57] Popuko**
Box step! Box step!
**[02:58] Popuko**
Box step! Box step!
Box step! Box step! Box step!
**[03:02] Popuko**
Box ste—
**[03:03] Pipimi**
Court is adjourned!
***SIGN*** Court Adjourned
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[03:05] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[03:10] Pipimi**
So healthy.
**[03:25] Pipimi**
Oh, goodness...
**[03:29] Pipimi**
So healthy.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[03:34] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[03:39] Popuko**
Confidence, go, go, go!
**[03:43] Pipimi**
Hey, hey! Come on, come on!
**[03:46] Popuko**
Thank you, thank you!
**[03:54] Pipimi**
Drugs?
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[04:00] Narrator**
* This is the Ungapopo*
* National Nature Reserve.*
**[04:03] Narrator**
* Due to civil war and rampant poaching,*
* elephants, lions, and other animals*
**[04:06] Narrator**
* at the top of the food chain*
* sharply decreased in number.*
**[04:09] Narrator**
* It has become a savanna*
* where herbivores proliferate.*
**[04:13] Ranger A**
*There was once order in this wild kingdom.*
**[04:17] Ranger A**
*It's truly in a sad state now.*
**[04:19] Ranger B**
* The herbivores here do what they want*
* now that they've forgotten*
**[04:22] Ranger B**
*the fear of their natural enemies.*
**[04:24] Ranger C**
*There's nothing to stop them anymore.*
**[04:27] Ranger D**
*In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,*
**[04:30] Ranger D**
*we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.*
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[04:35] Pipimi**
I haven't asked the question yet.
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[04:37] Popuko**
Echi** Seika!
**[04:39] Pipimi**
Anyway, let's continue.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[04:47] Ranger B**
*How're you all doing back there?*
**[04:49] Ranger C**
*Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.*
**[04:52] Narrator**
* They've transported some carnivores*
* from another region*
**[04:56] Narrator**
* in order to remind the herbivores*
* of the fear of being preyed upon.*
**[05:02] Narrator**
* An experiment toward restoring the rich*
* ecosystem that was once here has begun.*
**[05:07] Pipimi**
And now, for our question.
**[05:08] Pipimi**
What did one of the animals
that was transported over say?
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:12] Pipimi**
Cthulhu-san was fastest!
**[05:14] Cthulhu**
"There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** There aren't any
SBux here, are there...
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:17] Pipimi**
Yes, Popuko-san.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:20] Popuko**
C'mon.
**[05:21] Pipimi**
I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:24] Pipimi**
Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
**[05:27] Pipimi**
Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[05:31] Ranger A**
* Look over there! There are some*
* African wild dogs forming packs.*
**[05:34] Ranger C**
*They're already breeding! Unbelievable.*
**[05:39] Pipimi**
Yes?
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:41] Cthulhu**
This safari park sucks.
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
**[05:44] Cthulhu**
Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:49] Popuko**
Here are some animals
roasting some mochi on an irori grill.
**[05:53] Pipimi**
Stop making up prompts, please.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[05:58] Popuko**
Humans are such selfish creatures.
**[06:01] Popuko**
If they want to return nature
to how it once was,
**[06:03] Popuko**
they shouldn't have destroyed it
in the first place.
**[06:07] Popuko**
Aren't humans actually
a hindrance here on Earth?
**[06:11] Popuko**
That's what I'd like to say!
**[06:14] Pipimi**
Correct!
**[06:16] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan came out on top today!
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[06:19] Cthulu**
Damn it...
**[06:21] Pipimi**
Well, see you next week.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
**[06:24] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[06:28] John**
* It happened ten years ago,*
* when I was playing in the park.*
**[06:32] John**
Oh!
**[06:33] John**
Little birdies! They're so cute!
**[06:35] Mother**
They are rather adorable.
**[06:38] Popuko**
They're here... We're counting on you.
**[06:40] Pipimi**
The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
**[06:44] Popuko and Pipimi**
It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
Picolinon for short!
**[06:48] Mother**
That's...
**[06:49] Mother**
If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
**[06:51] Mother**
it'll destroy everything and plunge
the Earth back into the Ice Age!
**[06:55] Pipimi**
Picolinon, fire!
**[06:59] John**
* And that was when I knew that the Picolinos*
* placed in parks all around Japan...*
**[07:04] John**
* were protecting the parks*
* where the children of Earth played,*
**[07:08] John**
*as well as those children's smiles.*
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:12] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:16] Pipimi**
Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
**[07:19] Popuko**
Sure, I think I'll take some.
**[07:22] Pipimi**
We got a request for a refill!
**[07:25] Pipimi**
Is that okay?
**[07:26] Pipimi**
It sure is!
**[07:27] Pipimi**
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
**[07:32] Pipimi**
Thanks for the refill!
**[07:34] Server Pipimis**
Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
**[07:35] Pipimi**
Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
**[07:36] Server Pipimis**
Go, go, go, go!
**[07:38] Pipimi**
Look at that steam!
**[07:39] Server Pipimis**
Just look at that steam!
**[07:40] Pipimi**
Now's the best moment
to drink! Drink it now!
**[07:43] Server pipimis**
Yes!
**[07:43] Pipimi**
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
**[07:46] Server Pipimis**
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
**[07:48] Server Pipimis**
Let's go!
**[07:48] Pipimi**
And now, let's hear a word
from our princess.
**[07:51] Popuko**
Can I have another?
**[07:52] Pipimi**
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
**[07:54] Server Pipimis**
It's a party! We're hype for caffeine!
**[07:56] Server Pipimis**
Caffè latte, café au lait, cappuccino!
**[07:57] Pipimi**
Would you like a refill, as well?
**[07:59] Female customer**
Nah... I'm good.
**[08:00] Pipimi**
Oh... but I insist.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:04] Narrator**
* Adventure awaits you in the realm*
* embraced by the gods, Eorzea.*
**[08:12] Popuko**
Yahoo!
**[08:15] Pipimi**
Go, go!
**[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Adventures are awesome!
**[08:32] Popuko**
Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
**[08:38] Dragoon**
This should do it.
**[08:44] Pipimi**
That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
**[08:48] Pipimi**
Ron!
**[08:49] Popuko**
Noice, noice!
**[08:54] Minfilia**
I can't get through to them at all.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:00] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:02] Popuko**
Uwu? Uwuwu... bususu.
**[09:06] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
**[09:08] Popuko**
Yup, I knew you'd say that you
knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
**[09:09] Very Eloquent MC**
*Yeah! Two chains!*
**[09:12] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
**[09:14] Very Eloquent MC**
*Wow! Three chains!*
**[09:17] Popuko**
Yup, I knew—
**[09:17] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew—
**[09:18] Popuko**
Yup!
**[09:19] Pipimi**
Yup!
**[09:19] Popuko**
Yup!
**[09:20] Pipimi**
Y—
**[09:20] Popuko**
Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
**[09:22] Popuko**
Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
**[09:25] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
**[09:26] Popuko**
Yup, I knew—
**[09:26] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew—
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:28] Pipimi**
Yup!
**[09:34] Pipimi**
Over here.
**[09:36] Pipimi**
Piece of cake.
**[09:40] Pipimi**
You're down.
**[09:42] Popuko**
Let me do my finisher.
**[09:58] Popuko**
Oh, please do excuse me.
**[09:59] Popuko**
I'm quite confident
in my gun-wielding abilities.
**[10:01] Announcer**
*Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.*
**[10:07] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:15] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:22] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:30] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:37] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:44] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:52] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:59] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:08] Pipimi**
Everyone, thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
***SIGN*** Pipimi's Room
**[11:13] Popuko**
But there are people watching
on streaming services.
**[11:15] Popuko**
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
**[11:17] Pipimi**
What?
**[11:18] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, that's a bit harsh...
**[11:19] Popuko**
You're probably better off buying
ringside seats to a pro wrestling match.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, don't say that!
**[11:24] Popuko**
But when you get special ringside seats,
**[11:26] Popuko**
you sometimes get blood sprayed on you,
so it's totally worth it.
**[11:29] Pipimi**
What? No, it's not! Jeez!
**[11:31] Popuko**
Act now, and get some musclehead boyfriend.
**[11:34] Pipimi**
Don't lie!
**[11:35] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
with the money for PTE season 2?
**[11:39] Pipimi**
An electric kickboard.
**[11:41] Popuko**
You're not gonna buy PTE?
**[11:42] Pipimi**
Of course not.
Please send a copy to my agency.
**[11:46] Popuko**
It's located in Tokyo, Chiyoda Ward, ****.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
***SIGN*** By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Pipimi**
We used rare sugar for this cake.
**[11:56] Popuko**
How much?
**[11:58] Pipimi**
This muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
**[12:16] Pipimi**
...ch.
**[12:38] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:48] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:49] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:54] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[13:01] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:05] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:10] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:12] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:18] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:22] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:29] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:31] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:36] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[13:47] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Shake hands
with an otter
**[13:50] Popuko**
Whoa! You can shake hands
with an otter! Neat!
**[13:54] Popuko**
Friendship!
**[13:57] Otter**
I'm gonna shatter them fantasies!
**[14:01] Popuko**
Oh? You want a fuckin' piece of me?
**[14:04] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[14:07] Popuko**
Unyumaru, come on out.
**[14:09] Popuko**
Come on. I promise this won't hurt.
**[14:11] Popuko**
It won't hurt at all.
**[14:16] Popuko**
Unyumaru! You fucking bastard!
I'll kill you!
**[14:17] Unyumaru**
Can't reach me, bitch. Now, what?
**[14:20] Popuko**
Ow! Fuck you!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[14:22] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[14:29] Pipimi**
Step forward, defendant.
**[14:31] Popuko**
Okay.
**[14:32] Pipimi**
Now to the right, defendant.
**[14:34] Popuko**
Okay.
**[14:34] Pipimi**
Now back, defendant.
**[14:36] Popuko**
Okay.
**[14:37] Pipimi**
To the left!
**[14:38] Popuko**
Okay.
**[14:39] Pipimi**
Forward! Right!
**[14:39] Popuko**
Okay, okay.
**[14:40] Pipimi**
Back! Left!
**[14:41] Popuko**
Okay, okay.
**[14:42] Pipimi**
One, two, three, four.
**[14:43] Popuko**
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
**[14:45] Pipimi**
Box step! Box step!
**[14:47] Popuko**
Box step! Box step!
**[14:48] Popuko**
Box step! Box step!
Box step! Box step! Box step!
**[14:52] Popuko**
Box ste—
**[14:53] Pipimi**
Court is adjourned!
***SIGN*** Court Adjourned
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[14:55] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[15:00] Pipimi**
So healthy!
**[15:06] Popuko**
Om, nom, nom, nom...
**[15:15] Pipimi**
You know...
**[15:18] Pipimi**
You should probably become a manga artist.
**[15:21] Pipimi**
Like for J*mp.
**[15:23] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[15:27] Popuko**
Yeah, yeah! Confidence, go, go!
**[15:30] Popuko**
I can't do it.
**[15:33] Popuko**
It's not...
**[15:34] Pipimi**
Hey, hey! Come on, come on! Hey!
**[15:36] Popuko**
Oh! Thank you, thank you!
**[15:44] Pipimi**
Drugs.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[15:50] Narrator**
* This is the Ungapopo*
* National Nature Reserve.*
**[15:50] Popuko**
Ah... Ungapopo. I know that place.
**[15:53] Narrator**
*Due to civil war and rampant poaching, elephants, lions, and other animals*
**[15:53] Pipimi**
Right?
**[15:54] Popuko**
That place.
**[15:55] Pipimi**
Make sure you're watching.
**[15:56] Popuko**
Okay.
**[15:56] Narrator**
* at the top of the food chain*
* sharply decreased in number.*
**[15:57] Pipimi**
Yes. There'll be questions later.
**[15:59] Narrator**
* It has become a savanna*
* where herbivores proliferate.*
**[16:00] Popuko**
No fair. I wanna go.
**[16:02] Popuko**
I wanna go to the savanna.
**[16:03] Pipimi**
That'd be nice...
to be surrounded by nature.
**[16:03] Ranger A**
*There was once order in this wild kingdom.*
**[16:06] Popuko**
Oh, hey. Do dinosaurs show up here?
Like, actual dinosaurs.
**[16:07] Ranger A**
*It's truly in a sad state now.*
**[16:08] Pipimi**
Dinosaurs are, uh...
**[16:09] Ranger B**
* The herbivores here do what they want*
* now that they've forgotten*
**[16:12] Pipimi**
Yeah, I guess.
**[16:12] Ranger B**
*the fear of their natural enemies.*
**[16:14] Popuko**
Oh, th-th-they will?
**[16:14] Pipimi**
I think they will.
**[16:14] Ranger C**
*There's nothing to stop them anymore.*
**[16:15] Pipimi**
That's probably what's back there.
**[16:17] Pipimi**
Oh, hey. He was totally in that movie.
**[16:17] Ranger D**
*In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,*
**[16:19] Pipimi**
I think a dinosaur...
**[16:19] Popuko**
Oh, I knew it.
**[16:20] Ranger D**
*we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.*
**[16:20] Popuko**
eats him?
**[16:21] Pipimi**
I think he's the guy who gets spat on.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[16:25] Pipimi**
I haven't asked the question yet.
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[16:27] Popuko**
Echi** Seika!
**[16:29] Pipimi**
Anyway, let's continue.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
**[16:32] Popuko**
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[16:34] Popuko**
Are they gonna have to do
an emergency landing?
**[16:36] Pipimi**
Oh, that one game on the Famicom. Ikari...
**[16:37] Ranger B**
*How're you all doing back there?*
**[16:39] Ranger C**
*Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.*
**[16:39] Pipimi**
When you fall in the very beginning.
**[16:41] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly.
**[16:42] Popuko**
Like that's where the story begins.
**[16:42] Narrator**
* They've transported some carnivores*
* from another region*
**[16:44] Pipimi**
Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
**[16:46] Narrator**
* in order to remind the herbivores*
* of the fear of being preyed upon.*
**[16:46] Pipimi**
Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
**[16:46] Popuko**
Oh, yeah that. Exactly.
**[16:50] Pipimi**
Dun, dun, dun... like that.
**[16:52] Narrator**
* An experiment toward restoring the rich*
* ecosystem that was once here has begun.*
**[16:57] Pipimi**
And now, for our question.
**[16:58] Pipimi**
What did one of the animals
that was transported over say?
**[17:01] Pipimi**
What did one of the animals that was...
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:02] Pipimi**
Yes! Cthulhu-san was faster!
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
**[17:04] Cthulhu**
"There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
***SIGN*** There aren't any
SBux here, are there...
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:07] Pipimi**
Yes, Popuko-san.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:11] Pipimi**
I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:14] Pipimi**
Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
**[17:16] Pipimi**
Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Nature
**[17:21] Ranger A**
* Look over there! There are some*
* African wild dogs forming packs.*
**[17:21] Popuko**
So these two are probably
going to fall in love.
**[17:24] Ranger C**
*They're already breeding! Unbelievable.*
**[17:25] Pipimi**
Ah, so romance will bloom.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:30] Pipimi**
Yes?
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
**[17:32] Cthulhu**
This safari park sucks.
**[17:35] Cthulhu**
Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:41] Pipimi**
Stop making up prompts, please.
And knock it off with the mochi already.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[17:48] Popuko**
Humans are such selfish creatures.
**[17:51] Popuko**
If they want to return nature
to how it once was,
**[17:54] Popuko**
they shouldn't have destroyed
it in the first place.
**[17:57] Popuko**
Aren't humans actually
a hindrance here on Earth?
**[18:01] Popuko**
That's what I'd like to say!
**[18:04] Pipimi**
Correct!
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
***SIGN*** Cthulhu
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[18:07] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan came out on top today!
**[18:09] Cthulhu**
Damn it...
**[18:11] Pipimi**
Well, see you next week.
***SIGN*** Nyarlathotep
**[18:14] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Junichi Yamamoto
**[18:18] John**
* It happened ten years ago,*
* when I was playing in the park.*
**[18:22] John**
Oh!
**[18:23] John**
Little birdies! They're so cute!
**[18:25] Mother**
They are rather adorable.
**[18:28] Popuko**
They're here... We're counting on you.
**[18:30] Pipimi**
The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
**[18:34] Popuko and Pipimi**
It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
Picolinon for short!
**[18:38] Mother**
That's...
**[18:39] Mother**
If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
**[18:41] Mother**
it'll destroy everything and plunge
the Earth back into the Ice Age!
**[18:45] Pipimi**
Picolinon, fire!
**[18:49] John**
* And that was when I knew that the Picolinos*
* placed in parks all around Japan...*
**[18:54] John**
* were protecting the parks*
* where the children of Earth played,*
**[18:58] John**
*as well as those children's smiles.*
**[19:01] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:05] Pipimi**
Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
**[19:09] Popuko**
Sure, I think I'll take some.
**[19:12] Pipimi**
We got a request for a refill!
**[19:16] Pipimi**
Is that okay?
**[19:17] Pipimi**
It sure is!
**[19:18] Pipimi**
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
**[19:23] Pipimi**
Thanks for the refill!
**[19:24] Server Pipimis**
Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
**[19:25] Pipimi**
Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
**[19:26] Server Pipimis**
Go, go, go, go!
**[19:28] Pipimi**
Look at that steam!
**[19:29] Server Pipimis**
Just look at that steam!
**[19:31] Pipimi**
Now's the best moment
to drink! Drink it now!
**[19:32] Server pipimis**
Yes!
**[19:33] Pipimi**
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
**[19:34] Server Pipimis**
Drink, drink, bring it!
**[19:36] Server Pipimis**
Let's go!
**[19:38] Pipimi**
And now, let's hear a word
from our princess.
**[19:41] Popuko**
Can I have another?
**[19:42] Pipimi**
Let's go!
**[19:44] Pipimi**
Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
**[19:47] Pipimi**
Would you like a refill, as well?
**[19:49] Female customer**
Nah... I'm good.
**[19:49] Pipimi**
Oh... but I insist.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:54] Narrator**
* Adventure awaits you in the realm*
* embraced by the gods, Eorzea.*
**[20:02] Popuko**
Yahoo! Yay!
**[20:06] Pipimi**
Go, go! Yahoo!
**[20:08] Popuko**
Yahoo!
**[20:10] Popuko and Pipimi**
Adventures are awesome!
**[20:12] Popuko and Pipimi**
What fun!
**[20:22] Popuko**
Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
**[20:28] Dragoon**
This should do it.
**[20:34] Pipimi**
That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
**[20:38] Pipimi**
Ron!
**[20:44] Minfilia**
I can't get through to them at all.
**[20:49] Popuko and pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:52] Popuko**
Morning, Murasucky Shikibu!
**[20:55] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
**[20:58] Popuko**
Yup, I knew you'd say
that you knew I'd say that.
**[20:59] Very Eloquent MC**
*Yeah! Two chains!*
**[21:02] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
**[21:04] Very Eloquent MC**
*Wow! Three chains!*
**[21:07] Popuko**
Yup, I knew—
**[21:08] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew—
**[21:08] Popuko**
Yup!
**[21:09] Pipimi**
Yup!
**[21:09] Popuko**
Yup! Y—
**[21:10] Popuko**
Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
**[21:11] Popuko**
Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
**[21:14] Pipimi**
Yup, I knew you'd way wat.
**[21:16] Popuko**
Yup, I knew—
**[21:16] Pipimi**
Yup!
**[21:17] Popuko**
Yup!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:17] Pipimi**
Y—
**[21:17] Popuko**
Y—
**[21:24] Pipimi**
Right now, I'm flanking from the right!
**[21:26] Pipimi**
Oh, their shield's about to go down!
**[21:29] Pipimi**
And then...
**[21:29] Pipimi**
And down.
**[21:30] Popuko**
Let me do my finisher.
**[21:49] Pipimi**
All right!
**[21:51] Announcer**
*Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.*
**[21:57] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:12] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:20] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:27] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:34] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:49] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[22:58] Pipimi**
Well... You, too.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:59] Popuko**
Great job today.
**[23:00] Pipimi**
It's been a while since we got
to act together like this.
**[23:02] Popuko**
I know, right?
**[23:03] Popuko**
We did meet at an event recently.
**[23:05] Pipimi**
Oh yeah, we did. That's right.
**[23:06] Popuko**
And I also get in trouble sometimes.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Oh, really?
**[23:09] Popuko**
Er, there's a certain series
that we're both on.
**[23:12] Pipimi**
Yup.
**[23:13] Popuko**
And then she'd say, "You're not together!"
**[23:15] Popuko**
The princess gets real mad at me.
**[23:17] Popuko**
Er, priestess, rather.
**[23:18] Pipimi**
Yes, the priestess.
**[23:19] Popuko**
She gets real mad.
**[23:20] Pipimi**
The priestess... Well, what can you do?
**[23:21] Popuko**
I'm sorry, everyone who works on that show.
**[23:21] Pipimi**
Right. Because you couldn't
always get there on time.
**[23:23] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly!
**[23:23] Pipimi**
Yeah... there's not much
you can do about that.
**[23:25] Popuko**
A lot of time has passed...
**[23:27] Pipimi**
Yeah, and well, now you're
actually a president.
**[23:29] Pipimi**
Yeah. You're actually an agency president.
**[23:30] Popuko**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, really.
**[23:31] Popuko**
Er, yeah...
**[23:32] Pipimi**
Yeah, you run a tanuki agency.
**[23:33] Popuko**
We're doing our best.
I hope you'll all support Raccoon Dog.
**[23:36] Popuko**
Please. Oh, and Ken Pro, too!
**[23:38] Pipimi**
Thanks.
# E11 - Boomer Team Epic
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGJ225/boomer-team-epic)
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***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Bear**
Yeah, then I told 'em...
**[00:06] Bear**
What's up?
**[00:07] Penguin**
Hey! There's apparently
a thicc MILF beastgirl
**[00:09] Penguin**
and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
makin' out over there!
**[00:11] Bear**
Huh?!
**[00:12] Rabbit**
Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
**[00:13] Bear**
I don't care if it's a trap!
**[00:15] Bear**
I'll take the chance!
**[00:37] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:41] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:57] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:00] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:05] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:09] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:12] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:18] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:22] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:24] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:35] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Boomer Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: ????
***SIGN*** TV
***SIGN*** Sunday Nights
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
**[01:59] Popuko**
Oh, heya. Good work, team.
**[02:03] Popuko**
But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
TV station like yours
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Popuko
**[02:06] Popuko**
made an offer to some
super-popular comedians like us.
**[02:09] Popuko**
Yer probably over budget
just payin' our fee, amirite?!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
**[02:22] Pipimi**
Heya. How ya doin'?
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Pipimi
**[02:26] Popuko**
Hey. What's my partner doin' in my greenroom?
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi
**[02:30] Popuko**
We seriously sharin' a room?
**[02:32] Popuko**
Do you have any idea how long
we've been in this business?
**[02:34] Popuko**
Comedians at our level should
definitely have our own rooms.
**[02:37] Popuko**
Man, it's gonna be super awkward
sharin' a room now...
**[02:52] Popuko**
What day's the horse-racin' paper
come out, again?
**[02:55] Pipimi**
Dunno.
**[02:56] Popuko**
Oh, I see.
**[02:59] Pipimi**
You've been to England before, haven't ya?
**[03:02] Popuko**
No, but you have.
**[03:03] Pipimi**
Oh, I see.
**[03:07] Popuko**
Do you prefer Sugita or Nakamura?
**[03:09] Pipimi**
I can't answer a question like that.
**[03:11] Popuko**
Good point.
**[03:14] Popuko**
Yes?
**[03:16] Kanchi**
Hellsphere!
**[03:18] Mocchi**
I'm Peach-Butt Mocchi.
**[03:19] Kanchi**
I'm Persimmon-Butt Kanchi.
**[03:21] Mocchi**
And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
**[03:23] Kanchi**
We're gonna be on the show
with you guys today!
***SIGN*** Newbie Comedians
Mocchi Kanchi
**[03:25] Mocchi**
We'll hype things up, so lookin'
forward to working with you-sphere!
**[03:27] Kanchi**
Hellsphere!
**[03:30] Popuko**
Monkey Panty, was it?
**[03:31] Mocchi**
It's Mocchi Kanchi.
**[03:33] Pipimi**
Boner Panty?
**[03:35] Kanchi**
No one's got a boner. I mean,
we're veteran idol voice actresses.
**[03:38] Mocchi**
But wow, you sure are bringin' in
the dough, being so popular!
**[03:43] Mocchi**
We brought your favorite...
**[03:44] Mocchi**
A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
**[03:47] Kanchi**
You moron!
**[03:48] Kanchi**
Even the great Abeno Harukas building,
the tallest in Japan, would shrivel at that.
**[03:51] Mocchi**
JK, JK.
**[03:53] Kanchi**
Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
**[03:54] Kanchi**
There's already some bartering
with this episode's VA casting right now,
**[03:57] Kanchi**
but you should barter
and invite us over again!
**[03:59] Mocchi**
We'll do anything-sphere!
**[04:02] Kanchi**
Anyway, see you on the show.
**[04:04] Mocchi**
Boner Panty signing off!
**[04:06] Kanchi**
We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
**[04:08] Mocchi**
MusicRay'n...
**[04:08] Mocchi and Kanchi**
FTW!
**[04:12] Popuko**
Kids these days... I understand them
even less than I did before.
**[04:16] Pipimi**
If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
I don't want it.
**[04:19] Popuko**
Oh, please.
**[04:20] Popuko**
I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
they bought at the Shinkansen station.
**[04:24] Popuko**
Honestly, it woulda been funnier
if they *were* panties.
**[04:28] Popuko**
I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
**[04:32] Popuko**
Where were they from...
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
***SIGN*** 35 Years Ago
**[04:42] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'm Popuko!
**[04:44] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm Pipimi!
**[04:45] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
And we're Pop Team Epic!
**[04:48] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Taisho Sink or Swim
**[04:52] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
**[04:53] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, it's Pop Team Epic.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Master Sparrow**
Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
**[04:57] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
**[05:00] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoo?
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
**[05:01] (Flashback) Popuko**
Ya know how they keep sayin' we've
gotta be cuter at auditions lately?
**[05:05] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yeah, definitely.
**[05:07] (Flashback) Popuko**
Couldja give it a try?
**[05:09] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Ahem...
**[05:11] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Moe moe kyun!
**[05:13] (Flashback) Drunks**
You guys suck! Get off the stage!
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[05:16] (Flashback) Popuko**
Pudds the Pudding.
**[05:19] (Flashback) Popuko**
Chipper the Chipmunk.
**[05:20] (Flashback) Pipimi**
What kinda chipmunk is that?
**[05:22] (Flashback) Popuko**
Poli... the Policeman.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I like that one.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
**[05:31] (Flashback) Popuko**
Nope.
**[05:32] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Then you can have half of mine.
Let's eat it together.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Popuko**
Hey! That's the meat bun
from that one stall.
**[05:38] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
**[05:40] (Flashback) Pipimi**
All because I invited you to come
to this zany world with me...
**[05:44] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
**[05:48] (Flashback) Popuko**
What're you talkin' about?
**[05:49] (Flashback) Popuko**
I was poor way before I met you.
**[05:51] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Popuko**
More importantly,
**[05:55] (Flashback) Popuko**
we need to come up with a buncha
funny bits and get popular.
**[05:58] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yer right.
**[05:59] (Flashback) Pipimi**
One day, we'll get big enough
to have our own greenroom!
**[06:04] (Flashback) Pipimi**
The hell? This is amazing.
**[06:06] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Gimme the other half back.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Popuko**
Wh-What the hell? Too late, fool.
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[06:16] Popuko**
I guess this taste never changes.
**[06:20] Pipimi**
I haven't had this since back
when we were practicin' our bits.
**[06:23] Popuko**
Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
**[06:26] Pipimi**
Eatin' this really takes ya back
to the good ol' days.
**[06:31] Popuko**
I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
**[06:35] Popuko**
Our bro used to take us out
to have that all the time.
**[06:37] Pipimi**
But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
my legs hurt so much I could die.
**[06:41] Popuko**
Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
**[06:44] Pipimi**
Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
***SIGN*** TV
**[06:48] Popuko**
D'oh!
**[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
PTE!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:56] Pipimi**
I'm gonna tickle ya!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:31] Popuko**
Gee... I really wish I had
a shiitake mushroom log.
***SIGN*** Shiitake~ <3
**[07:35] Shiitake**
You want a piece of me?
**[07:38] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan—
**[07:41] Popuko**
Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
**[07:44] Pouko**
P-Pipimi-chan!
**[07:47] Popuko**
Thank you!
**[07:48] Pipimi and Shiitake**
Love and peace!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:51] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:54] Popuko**
Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
**[07:56] Popuko**
Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
**[07:59] Popuko**
I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
but it's just a torpedo.
**[08:02] Popuko**
Back into the ocean you go.
**[08:04] Poseidon**
Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
**[08:06] Poseidon**
...dooooooooooooon!
**[08:09] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[08:15] Prefectural Police**
Kablow! Charge!
**[08:17] Prefectural Police**
Prefectural police here!
**[08:18] Prefectural Police**
Gah! So bright!
**[08:20] Prefectural Police**
So bright!
**[08:21] Popuko**
What prefecture? Hey!
**[08:23] Popuko**
I asked you what prefecture!
**[08:26] Pipimi**
C'mon, now. Must be rough.
**[08:27] Pipimi**
Just let it all out already.
**[08:29] Popuko**
I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
**[08:31] Prefectural Police**
Canada! I'm with the Canada
Prefectural Police!
**[08:35] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[08:37] Popuko and Pipimi**
Sorry about that!
***SIGN*** Canada Prefectural Police
**[08:39] Prefectural Police**
Vroom, vroom.
***SIGN*** Beautiful Foods
***SIGN*** Healthy
***SIGN*** Delicious Takuan Radishes
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:42] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[08:47] Pipimi**
OMG, a pro gamer!
**[08:49] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Popunator
**[08:52] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[08:54] Pipimi**
I've seen that move in
a Poppex tournament before!
**[08:58] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[09:01] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[09:01] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[09:02] Pipimi**
I've seen that move in
a POPU tournament before!
**[09:06] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[09:08] Pipimi**
Squee! Oh, my gosh!
**[09:10] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi!
**[09:13] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:16] Popuko**
Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
**[09:20] Popuko**
I'm gonna be the one who keeps
picking which way to look!
**[09:23] Pipimi**
I'm fine with endless defense.
**[09:27] Popuko**
Ready, and...
**[09:29] Popuko**
Look!
**[09:30] Popuko**
Look! Look!
**[09:32] Popuko**
Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
**[09:37] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:40] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[09:44] Popuko**
Leave it to me!
**[09:45] Popuko**
I'll fix this garbage perspective
with the free transform tool!
**[09:48] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[09:51] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[09:54] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
**[10:02] Popuko**
We're doomed.
**[10:03] Pipimi**
Nice try!
**[10:05] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:13] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:20] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:28] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:35] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:42] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:50] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:57] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for buying Pop Team Epic.
**[11:10] Popuko**
But you were probably better off buying a
BD concert of the voice actress unit Sphere.
**[11:15] Pipimi**
Popu-chan! Don't say that!
**[11:17] Popuko**
But it's amazing. It's been thirteen
years now since they debuted.
**[11:21] Popuko**
All the members are over thirty these days.
**[11:24] Popuko**
They keep saying we're veteran idols,
but we can sing, like, 84 songs in two days.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[11:29] Popuko**
To be honest, our old songs that
reference school uniforms in the lyrics
**[11:33] Popuko**
make me go "Yikes," too,
since we're so much older now.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:38] Popuko**
Or so Pipimi-chan said the other day.
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
***SIGN*** Clank
**[11:40] Pipimi**
Huh?
**[11:41] Popuko**
You mentioned how you were
thinking you're really old now.
**[11:43] Popuko**
So what do you think about that, huh? Huh?!
**[11:46] Pipimi**
U-Um... Yes, that is what I thought.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Bear**
So, hey.
**[11:53] Rabbit**
Hm?
**[11:54] Bear**
If a cheerful character and
a gloomy character played tag...
**[11:57] Penguin**
Hey! There's apparently
a thicc MILF beastgirl
**[11:59] Penguin**
and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
makin' out over there!
**[12:02] Bear**
Huh?!
**[12:02] Rabbit**
Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
**[12:03] Bear**
I don't care if it's a trap!
**[12:05] Bear**
I'll take the chance!
**[12:27] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:29] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:31] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:32] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:47] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:55] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[12:59] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:02] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:08] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:12] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:14] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:21] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Boomer Team Epic
***SIGN*** By: ????
***SIGN*** TV
***SIGN*** Sunday Nights
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
***SIGN*** Pop Talk
**[13:49] Popuko**
Well, hello there.
**[13:53] Popuko**
But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
TV station like yours
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Popuko
**[13:55] Popuko**
made an offer to some
super-popular comedians like us.
**[13:58] Popuko**
Yer probably over budget
just payin' our fee, amirite?!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
**[14:12] Pipimi**
Heya. How ya doin'?
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
***SIGN*** Big-Shot Comedian
Pipimi
**[14:15] Popuko**
Hey. What's my partner
doin' in my greenroom?
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi
**[14:21] Popuko**
Do you have any idea how long
we've been in this business?
**[14:23] Popuko**
Comedians at our level should
definitely have our own rooms.
**[14:27] Popuko**
Man, it's gonna be super awkward
sharin' a room now...
**[14:42] Popuko**
What day's the horse-racin' paper
come out, again?
**[14:45] Pipimi**
Dunno.
**[14:49] Pipimi**
You used to be obsessed
with snowboarding, didn't ya?
**[14:52] Popuko**
Never even been.
**[14:53] Pipimi**
Not even once?
**[14:54] Popuko**
Nope.
**[14:57] Popuko**
Do you prefer rhinoceros
beetles or stag beetles?
**[14:59] Pipimi**
I hate bugs.
**[15:01] Popuko**
Oh, I see.
**[15:04] Popuko**
Yes?
**[15:06] Kanchi**
Mornin'!
**[15:08] Mocchi**
I'm Soft-Skinned Mocchi.
**[15:10] Kanchi**
I'm Blown-Knee Kanchi.
**[15:11] Mocchi**
And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
**[15:13] Kanchi**
We're gonna be on the show
with you guys today!
***SIGN*** Newbie Comedians
Mocchi Kanchi
**[15:15] kanchi**
We'll hype things up,
so lookin' forward to working with ya!
**[15:18] Mocchi**
Hell yeah!
**[15:19] Popuko**
Nishiki Panty, was it?
**[15:21] Mocchi**
Not Nishiki! It's Mocchi Kanchi.
**[15:24] Pipimi**
Boner Panty?
**[15:25] Kanchi**
No one's got a boner.
Let's move away from the panty talk.
**[15:29] Mocchi**
But wow, you sure are bringin' in
the dough, being so popular!
**[15:32] Mocchi**
We brought your favorite...
**[15:35] Mocchi**
A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
**[15:37] Kanchi**
They'll get you goin' with the ladies!
**[15:39] Kanchi**
You moron! They'd shrivel anyone up!
**[15:41] Mocchi**
JK, JK.
**[15:42] Mocchi**
Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
**[15:44] Mocchi**
Eat lots, cheer up,
**[15:47] mocchi**
and you should barter
and invite us over again.
**[15:50] Kanchi**
Nishiki!
**[15:51] Kanchi**
Anyway, see you on the show.
**[15:54] Mocchi**
Boner Panty signing off!
**[15:56] Kanchi**
We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
**[16:01] Popuko**
Kids these days... I understand them
even less than I did before.
**[16:06] Pipimi**
If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
I don't want it.
**[16:09] Popuko**
I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
they bought at the Shinkansen station.
**[16:13] Popuko**
Honestly, it woulda been funnier
if they *were* panties.
**[16:18] Popuko**
I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
**[16:22] Popuko**
Where were they from...
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
***SIGN*** 35 Years Ago
**[16:32] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'm Popuko!
**[16:34] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm Pipimi!
**[16:35] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
And we're Pop Team Epic!
**[16:38] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Greenroom
***SIGN*** Taisho Sink or Swim
**[16:42] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
**[16:43] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, it's Pop Team Epic.
**[16:46] (Flashback) Master Sparrow**
Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
**[16:47] (Flashback) Pipimi**
No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Master Pigeon**
Poopoopoo?
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
***SIGN*** Manzai Beginners' Audition
**[16:51] (Flashback) Popuko**
This is our first time onstage today.
It's our first time, but we'll do our best.
**[16:55] (Flashback) Popuko**
We're real nervous, though.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Popuko**
We'll still do our best, thanks.
**[16:59] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Thanks!
**[17:01] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi**
We're Pop Team Epic!
**[17:03] (Flashback) Drunks**
You guys suck! Get off the stage!
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[17:07] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Man, that's totally Nishiki.
**[17:10] (Flashback) Popuko**
But Boss says it ain't Nishiki.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I see... so I guess it's not.
**[17:18] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
**[17:21] (Flashback) Popuko**
Nope.
**[17:22] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Here. Then you can have half of mine.
**[17:24] (Flashback) Popuko**
Hey! That's the meat bun
from that one stall.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Pipimi**
All because I invited you to come
to this zany world with me...
**[17:33] (Flashback) Pipimi**
I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
**[17:37] (Flashback) Popuko**
What're you talkin' about?
**[17:39] (Flashback) Popuko**
I was poor way before I met you.
**[17:40] (Flashback) Popuko**
I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
**[17:44] (Flashback) Popuko**
More importantly,
**[17:45] (Flashback) Popuko**
we need to come up with a buncha
funny bits and get popular.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Yer right.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Pipimi**
One day, we'll get big enough
to have our own greenroom!
**[17:54] (Flashback) Pipimi**
The hell? This is amazing.
**[17:56] (Flashback) Pipimi**
Gimme the other half back.
**[17:57] (Flashback) Popuko**
What the hell? Too late, fool.
***SIGN*** Namba Theater
**[18:06] Popuko**
I guess this taste never changes.
**[18:10] Pipimi**
I haven't had this since back
when we were practicin' our bits.
**[18:13] Popuko**
Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
**[18:16] Pipimi**
This dirt-cheap taste...
I'd never forget it.
**[18:21] Popuko**
I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
**[18:25] Popuko**
Our bro used to take us out
to have that all the time.
**[18:27] Pipimi**
But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
my legs hurt so much I could die.
**[18:32] Popuko**
Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
***SIGN*** TV
**[18:35] Pipimi**
Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:41] Popuko and Pipimi**
We're Pop Team Epic!
**[18:45] Pipimi**
I'm gonna tickle ya! I actually already am!
**[18:49] Pipimi**
How do you like that? And that? And that?
**[18:55] Pipimi**
Left, right, left, right, left, right.
**[18:56] Pipimi**
Front, back, front, back, front, back.
**[19:05] Pipimi**
Does that feel good?
Does that feel good, Popuko-chan?
**[19:07] Pipimi**
I see, I see.
**[19:17] Pipimi**
And now for my special move!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:21] Popuko**
Gee... I really wish I had
a shiitake mushroom log.
***SIGN*** Shiitake~ <3
**[19:25] Shiitake**
Shiitake!
**[19:28] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan—
**[19:30] Popuko**
Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
**[19:34] Pouko**
P-Pipimi-chan!
**[19:37] Popuko**
Thank you!
**[19:38] Pipimi**
Popuko, I'm up here! Look up!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:41] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:44] Popuko**
Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
**[19:46] Popuko**
Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
**[19:49] Popuko**
I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
but it's just a torpedo.
**[19:52] Popuko**
Back into the ocean you go.
**[19:54] Poseidon**
Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
**[19:56] Poseidon**
...dooooooooooooon!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[19:59] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[20:05] Prefectural Police**
Kablow! Charge!
**[20:07] Prefectural Police**
Prefectural police here!
**[20:08] Prefectural Police**
Gah! So bright!
**[20:10] Prefectural Police**
So bright!
**[20:11] Popuko**
What prefecture? Hey!
**[20:14] Popuko**
I asked you what prefecture!
**[20:16] Pipimi**
C'mon, now. Must be rough.
**[20:17] Pipimi**
Just let it all out already.
**[20:19] Popuko**
I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
**[20:21] Prefectural Police**
Canada! I'm with the Canada
Prefectural Police!
**[20:25] Popuko and Pipimi**
Huh?
**[20:27] Popuko and Pipimi**
Sorry about that!
***SIGN*** Canada Prefectural Police
**[20:29] Prefectural Police**
Vroom, vroom.
***SIGN*** Beautiful Foods
***SIGN*** Healthy
***SIGN*** Delicious Takuan Radishes
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:32] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[20:37] Pipimi**
Ooh! A pro gamer!
**[20:39] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Popunator
**[20:42] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[20:44] Pipimi**
I've seen that move
in a Poppex tournament before!
**[20:48] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
**[20:51] Pipimi**
Oh, my gosh!
**[20:52] Pipimi**
I've seen that move
in a POPU tournament before!
**[20:57] Pipimi**
Eek! OMG! You're so cool! I'm so excited!
**[21:01] Popuko**
Hey, girl. Get rekt!
**[21:03] Popuko**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:06] Popuko**
Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
**[21:10] Popuko**
I'm gonna be the one who keeps
picking which way to look!
**[21:13] Pipimi**
I'm fine with endless defense.
**[21:17] Popuko**
Ready, and...
**[21:19] Popuko**
Look!
**[21:20] Popuko**
Look! Look!
**[21:22] Pipimi**
My eyes...
**[21:23] Popuko**
Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:27] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[21:31] Pipimi**
Popu-chan!
**[21:34] Popuko**
Leave it to me!
**[21:35] Popuko**
I'll fix this garbage perspective
with the free transform tool!
**[21:51] Popuko**
W-We're doomed.
**[21:53] Pipimi**
Nice try!
**[21:55] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:03] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:18] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:25] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:32] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:40] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:47] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:57] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic!
**[23:01] Popuko**
Wouldn't you have been better off
buying one of them yakuza games?
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Don't say that, Popu-chan!
**[23:07] Popuko**
But you can spend way more time on those
yakuza games, so it's a way better deal.
**[23:11] Pipimi**
Huh? It is?
**[23:12] Pipimi**
Uh, hey!
**[23:13] Popuko**
Act now, and we'll throw in a gun.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
A-A-A gun?
**[23:17] Pipimi**
Hey! Don't lie!
**[23:18] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
with the money for PTE season 2?
**[23:22] Pipimi**
Hmm... I'm thinking some Matsusaka beef.
**[23:25] Popuko**
Hey! You're not buying PTE?
**[23:27] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send it
to my agency, please.
**[23:30] Popuko**
Guess that's our privilege
for being in this show.
**[23:33] Pipimi**
And by "it," I meant some
Matsusaka beef, by the way.
**[23:35] Popuko**
Really?
**[23:36] Pipimi**
Oh, Kobe beef will also work just fine.
**[23:38] Popuko**
Would you stop?
# E12 - Endless Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZP51K/endless-love)
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**[00:01] Narrator**
* Ever since the Earth was created,*
* time has continued to flow.*
**[00:05] Narrator**
* Countless branching points are established,*
* causing other alternate timelines.*
**[00:11] Narrator**
* In order to protect everyone's smiles,*
* one man travels through various timelines...*
**[00:13] Shouta**
Run, everyone! Hurry!
**[00:16] Narrator**
*Shouta Aoi.*
**[00:19] Narrator**
* But there are those who believe*
* the beginning of time—*
**[00:21] Narrator**
* or rather, the original timeline—*
* to be sacred,*
**[00:24] Narrator**
* and have made it their quest*
* to destroy every other timeline.*
**[00:31] Mysterious Girl**
Please stop...
**[00:45] Shouta**
Hold it!
**[00:49] Shouta**
Get away from her!
**[00:57] Shouta**
Why are you doing something so awful?!
**[01:23] OP Lyrics**
*There's no such thing as an endless battle*
**[01:30] OP Lyrics**
*I've continued down*
**[01:33] OP Lyrics**
*This path that I believe in*
**[01:36] OP Lyrics**
*The lost cries echo*
**[01:43] OP Lyrics**
*No matter what,*
**[01:45] OP Lyrics**
*I will come to you all*
**[01:50] OP Lyrics**
*I won't let everyone's desires*
**[01:52] OP Lyrics**
*Be destroyed*
**[01:56] OP Lyrics**
*Stop getting in the way*
**[01:58] OP Lyrics**
*My other me's shadow*
**[02:02] OP Lyrics**
*Go beyond time and space*
**[02:05] OP Lyrics**
*And take on this spiraling destiny*
**[02:09] OP Lyrics**
*Even if this is just*
**[02:10] OP Lyrics**
*God playing tricks on us*
**[02:15] OP Lyrics**
*I cannot be stopped*
**[02:18] OP Lyrics**
*Until I can protect your smile*
**[02:22] OP Lyrics**
*Tear through the darkness*
**[02:25] OP Lyrics**
*And go forth*
**[02:28] OP Lyrics**
*Endless love*
**[02:45] Shouta**
Don't worry. You're okay now.
**[02:47] Mysterious Girl**
No...
**[02:49] Mysterious Girl**
Anyone who stays with me will end up hurt.
**[02:53] Shouta**
It's not your fault.
**[02:55] Mysterious Girl**
But...
**[02:56] Shouta**
Don't worry!
**[03:01] Shouta**
I'll use this... to stop them.
**[03:06] Mysterious Girl**
Where did you get that?
**[03:09] Shouta**
I guess you could say...
from a not-so-friendly lookalike.
**[03:19] Shouta**
Okay, let's rest a little more before we go.
***SIGN*** Time Patrol HQ
**[03:28] Nishikawa**
Well, this isn't good.
**[03:31] Nishikawa**
Shouta Aoi coming in contact
with her is dangerous.
**[03:34] Nishikawa**
Secure the girl immediately.
**[03:38] Nishikawa**
If we do not, the spacetime criminal
Shouta Aoi will bring chaos to the world.
**[03:44] Nakamura**
Roger!
**[03:57] Nakamura**
Freeze!
**[03:58] Nakamura**
Step away from that girl!
**[04:02] Shouta**
Heck no! I'm gonna protect her!
**[04:12] Nakamura**
What's this?
**[04:13] Shouta**
Oh, no...
**[04:15] Nakamura**
What did you do to the girl?!
**[04:25] Shouta**
It's Time!
**[04:51] Officer**
Hold it!
**[04:56] Shouta**
Look out!
**[05:04] Nakamura**
Wait... Why did you save me?
**[05:07] Shouta**
Well, you're not a bad guy, are you?
**[05:15] Shouta**
Hurry! Take that girl and run!
**[05:22] Nakamura**
All right!
**[05:27] Nakamura**
Let's go!
**[05:34] Nakamura**
Are you okay?
**[05:38] Nakamura**
You—
**[05:43] Mysterious Girl**
I'm sorry.
**[05:48] Mysterious Girl**
Please save everyone...
**[05:53] Shouta**
Look out!
**[06:06] Nishikawa**
Well, well. This was a pleasant surprise.
**[06:11] Nakamura**
Commander Nishikawa, what's going on here?!
**[06:15] Nishikawa**
I'm glad to see that you've made it
back alive, Captain Nakamura.
**[06:18] Nakamura**
Cut the crap!
**[06:20] Nakamura**
Did you order them to do that?
**[06:23] Nishikawa**
Oh, dear. Have you forgotten
our mission as the Time Patrol?
**[06:30] Nishikawa**
We must take down any spacetime
criminals who threaten our history.
**[06:37] Nakamura**
Shouta Aoi was trying to protect that girl.
**[06:41] Nishikawa**
Do you feel a sense of friendship
now that he's saved you?
**[06:45] Nishikawa**
How foolish.
**[06:50] Nishikawa**
Countless alternate timeline
worlds continue to sprout.
**[06:53] Nishikawa**
And they all threaten the world
of this sacred original timeline.
**[06:58] Nakamura**
What?!
**[07:00] Nishikawa**
Every time another timeline forms,
they become weaker.
**[07:06] Nishikawa**
Our sacred timeline has been sullied.
**[07:09] Nakamura**
What are you...
**[07:11] Nishikawa**
I tried to use the Time Noise that exists
within the chasms of spacetime
**[07:14] Nishikawa**
to destroy the other timelines,
**[07:18] Nishikawa**
but Shouta Aoi thwarted my plans.
**[07:20] Nakamura**
Who are you?!
**[07:23] Nishikawa**
I'm just a lowly repairman who was born
to protect the sacred original timeline.
**[07:32] Nakamura**
What are these things?!
**[07:36] Nishikawa**
They're the Time Noise that the girl created.
**[07:39] Nishikawa**
And now...
**[07:42] Nishikawa**
They're completely under my control!
**[07:54] Nishikawa**
That poor fool.
**[07:56] Nishikawa**
It won't be long before he has
nowhere left to run.
***SIGN*** Alternate Timeline World A
**[08:07] Girl**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Alternate Timeline World B
***SIGN*** Alternate Timeline World C
**[08:26] Nishikawa**
This is all for our sacred original timeline.
**[08:49] Nakamura**
I guess this place is doomed, as well.
**[09:02] Nakamura 2**
Hey, it's me.
**[09:06] Nakamura**
Damn it...
**[09:08] Nakamura**
Don't scare me like that.
***SIGN*** Resistance HQ Shelter
**[09:25] Nakamura**
Shouta Aoi.
**[09:27] Nakamura**
Still sulking?
**[09:38] Nakamura 2**
Don't expect too much from him.
**[09:40] Nakamura 2**
We need to be the ones who stop Nishikawa.
**[09:42] Nakamura**
But how?!
**[09:44] Nakamura 2**
Calm down.
**[09:45] Nakamura 2**
We, the members of the Time Patrol,
have infinite time.
**[09:49] Nakamura 2**
We'll get our chance.
**[09:51] Nakamura**
But while we're sitting here,
**[09:53] Nakamura**
the people from alternate timelines
are losing their homes!
**[10:03] Nakamura 2**
Hey! Don't do anything rash!
**[10:09] (Flashback) Shouta**
I'll use this... to stop them.
**[10:28] Boy**
Well, this looks pretty broken.
**[10:30] Boy**
The time's stopped on it.
**[10:37] Boy**
Are you hurt?
**[10:49] Boy**
I'll have Nakamura-oniichan
fix your clock for you.
**[10:53] Boy**
But for now, you can borrow mine.
**[11:08] Boy**
Bye-bye!
**[11:24] (Flashback) Mysterious Girl**
I'm sorry.
**[11:25] (Flashback) Mysterious Girl**
Please save everyone...
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***SIGN*** New Segment
***SIGN*** Prefecture Forecast
**[11:46] Rainy Season**
Yes! This is where we're
broadcasting from today.
***SIGN*** Weather Analyst:
Rainy Season
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Tokyo, Bobugaya Ward
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Tokyo, Bobugaya Ward
**[11:49] Rainy Season**
Heyo, Rainy Season here.
**[11:51] Rainy Season**
Yikes, your roof's definitely
leaking there, bud.
**[11:54] Popuko**
What?!
**[11:55] Popuko**
The hell's your problem, cloud?
***SIGN*** Kanto Region
**[11:57] Rainy Season**
Anyway, this is how the current
Kanto Region prefectures look.
***SIGN*** Nagano
***SIGN*** Yamanashi
***SIGN*** Gunma
***SIGN*** Tochigi
***SIGN*** Saitama
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Kanagawa
***SIGN*** Ibaraki
***SIGN*** Chiba
***SIGN*** This Week for the Kanto Region
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Yokohama
***SIGN*** Chiba
***SIGN*** Saitama
***SIGN*** Maebashi
***SIGN*** Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
**[12:03] Rainy season**
And here's your weekly forecast.
***SIGN*** Tokyo
Kanagawa
Chiba
Saitama
Gunma
***SIGN*** Tokyo
Kanagawa
Chiba
Saitama
Gunma
***SIGN*** Tokyo
Kanagawa
Chiba
Saitama
Kanagawa
***SIGN*** Kanagawa
Tokyo
Chiba
Saitama/Tochigi
Kanagawa
->Gunma
***SIGN*** Kanagawa
Chiba
Tokyo
Tokyo
Saitama
**[12:04] Rainy Season**
Everything is pretty much on course
for the beginning of the week,
***SIGN*** Chiba
Chiba/Tokyo
Tokyo
Kanagawa
Saitama
***SIGN*** Gunma
Tokyo
Chiba
Chiba
Tokyo
**[12:06] Rainy Season**
but it looks like things will
fall apart during the weekend.
**[12:09] Rainy Season**
And that's it for your prefecture forecast!
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**[13:51] Nishikawa**
Is this where Shouta Aoi is?
**[13:54] Nakamura**
Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
**[13:57] Nakamura**
I'm pretty sure this is where
your grave's gonna be!
**[14:03] Nishikawa**
You foolish man. Kill him.
**[14:05] Men**
Yes, sir!
**[14:27] Nishikawa**
Now, then...
**[14:28] Nishikawa**
I believe your time has come to an end.
**[14:35] Shouta**
Hey!
**[14:41] Shouta**
What's the matter?
**[14:43] Nakamura**
Shouta... Aoi...
**[14:45] Nishikawa**
Hmph.
**[14:46] Nishikawa**
Well, well.
Looks like our target's come to us.
**[14:51] Shouta**
Always remember to stretch...
**[14:54] Shouta**
before physical activities!
**[15:01] Nishikawa**
I'm happy to see you're doing well.
**[15:04] Nishikawa**
But...
**[15:05] Nishikawa**
What can you possibly do,
now that you can't transform?
**[15:16] Future Shouta**
Nishikawa...
**[15:18] Future Shouta**
This scar that you've given me...
**[15:28] Future Shouta**
I'm going to...
**[15:31] Future Shouta**
take back the future!
**[15:37] Shouta**
It's Time!
**[16:23] Nakamura 2**
Nakamura!
**[16:24] Nakamura**
Nakamura! Thanks!
**[18:13] Nishikawa**
Give it up. You cannot defeat me.
**[18:19] Shouta**
I won't... give up!
**[18:24] Shouta**
There's no way that I can give up on...
**[18:28] Shouta**
a future where everyone can smile!
**[18:33] Nishikawa**
Well, your happy little fairytale future...
**[18:36] Nishikawa**
doesn't exist!
**[18:53] Nishikawa**
What?!
**[19:02] Popukos and Pipimis**
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**[19:13] Koichi Yamadera (VA from S2 ep 7 Part B)**
Rising Hell!
**[19:14] Popukos and Pipimis**
Pop Team Epic! Pop Team Epic!
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**[19:20] Shouta**
Everyone! You came!
**[19:29] Nishikawa**
No matter how many more vermin show up...
**[19:33] Nishikawa**
It's all futile!
**[19:36] Shouta**
Everyone! Here we go!
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**[20:38] Nishikawa**
Time is sacred! I won't let you
touch it with your filthy hands!
**[20:45] Shouta**
No matter how dirty they get,
we can still join hands together!
**[21:07] Shouta**
Endless Punch!
**[21:21] Nishikawa**
So...
**[21:23] Nishikawa**
You're going to create a new time.
**[21:30] Nishikawa**
Then...
**[21:32] Nishikawa**
Let's see what you've got.
**[22:05] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
(The Shouta Aoi workout is about to start!)
**[22:08] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Okay, everyone, let's wake up
with plenty of energy as usual
**[22:14] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
And let's run outside!
**[22:19] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Ah, wait... we have to eat breakfast first
**[22:25] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Or we'll pass out from being too hungry!
**[22:30] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Doot dodo
**[22:31] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
I wake up real early
**[22:37] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
This repeating workout never ends!
**[22:42] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
(But why?)
**[22:44] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Endless! Hopeless!
**[22:46] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Come on! Come with me
**[22:50] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Go! Let's travel across time
**[22:56] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
And cut through
the intersecting light and darkness
**[23:01] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
Don't believe fight, nothing will come from
**[23:07] [SONG] Insert Lyrics**
These grooves left by my tears,
these grooves left by my tears
**[23:29] Shouta**
Wait, where did you two come from?
**[23:32] Pipimi**
We came from the future.
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**[23:34] Pipimi**
A future that may yet come to pass. Right?