Season 2

E1 - Identity

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[00:00] ---
    
[00:00] ???
    It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
[00:03] ???
    I cannot allow you to
    alter the past any further.
[00:07] ???
    I will put an end to you.
[00:10] Shouta Aoi
    Put an end to me?
[00:12] Shouta Aoi
    But I just wanna make
    everyone happy, 'kay?
[00:16] Shouta Aoi
    Just who do you think you are?
[00:34] Shouta Aoi
    It's me?
[00:57] ---
    There's no such thing as an endless battle
[01:03] ---
    I've continued down
[01:06] ---
    This path that I believe in
[01:10] ---
    The lost cries echo
[01:16] ---
    No matter what,
[01:18] ---
    I will come to you all
[01:23] ---
    I won't let everyone's desires
[01:26] ---
    Be destroyed
[01:29] ---
    Stop getting in the way
[01:31] ---
    My other me's shadow
[01:36] ---
    Go beyond time and space
[01:38] ---
    And take on this spiraling destiny
[01:42] ---
    Even if this is just
[01:44] ---
    God playing tricks on us
[01:49] ---
    I cannot be stopped
[01:51] ---
    Until I can protect your smile
[01:55] ---
    Tear through the darkness
[01:59] ---
    And go forth
[02:01] ---
    Endless love
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Identity
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[02:13] Popuko
    Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
[02:16] Pipimi
    Sure.
[02:18] Popuko
    Tooth!
[02:20] Popuko
    Well?
[02:22] Pipimi
    I saw it.
[02:23] Popuko
    And?!
[02:28] Popuko
    You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
[02:30] Pipimi
    Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
[02:32] Popuko
    That's fine. I'm just getting started!
[02:35] Popuko
    Can you do this, then?
[02:37] Popuko
    Tooth!
[02:40] Popuko
    Tooth!
[02:40] Popuko
    Tooth warp!
[02:42] Pipimi
    Noice.
[02:51] Popuko
    Huh?
[02:52] Popuko
    You can do it... too?
[02:55] Pipimi
    It was just a fluke.
[02:57] Popuko
    Th-Then, this is gonna be real hard!
[03:05] Popuko
    The hair—
[03:05] Pipimi
    The hair whorl whirl?
[03:06] Popuko
    You even know the name of it!
    I've got a bad feeling about this!
[03:09] Pipimi
    Hair whorl whirl.
[03:10] Popuko
    I knew it! You can do it!
    You can do all of these!
[03:13] Popuko
    You don't even need me!
[03:17] Pipimi
    I do.
[03:18] Pipimi
    I do need you, Popu-chan!
[03:20] Pipimi
    Everyone's different.
[03:21] Pipimi
    You possess something unique only
    to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
[03:24] Pipimi
    Let's go find it!
[03:30] Popuko
    Yeah, let's go!
[03:38] ---
    Let's go and find out
[03:41] ---
    What's so unique about us
[03:44] ---
    Let's go and find out,
    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:50] ---
    The two of us
[03:53] ---
    Together
[03:56] ---
    Somewhere in this great big world
[03:59] ---
    There! Over there! Here!
[04:01] ---
    There! Over there! Here!
[04:02] ---
    Our uniqueness
[04:05] ---
    To the ends of the vast universe
[04:08] ---
    Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl
[04:16] Pipimi
    Okay, your turn.
[04:21] Pipimi
    Her footsteps have no flair.
[04:27] ---
    Friends are just
[04:28] ---
    The best
[04:30] ---
    F'real
[04:33] ---
    Friendship is
[04:34] ---
    Beautiful, bae
[04:36] ---
    Fo sho
[04:37] ---
    A rainbow appears
[04:38] ---
    Heart to heart
[04:49] Popuko
    Yes... The end of the journey
    lies within your heart!
[04:53] ---
    Your heart
[04:56] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[04:59] ---
    Yeah
[04:59] ---
    Your heart
[05:02] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[05:05] ---
    Your heart
[05:07] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[05:15] Popuko
    Who the hell are you punks?!
[05:16] Popuko
    Shoo! Scram! You shitheads!
[05:20] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
[05:22] Pipimi
    Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
[05:26] Popuko
    Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
[05:29] Popuko
    I can wink with both of my eyes!
[05:36] Pipimi
    You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
[05:47] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[05:50] Pipimi
    We'd like to thank you all for coming
    to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
[05:54] Pipimi
    production announcement
    press conference today.
[05:58] Pipimi
    And now, let's have a few
    words for our dear fans.
[06:00] Popuko
    Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
[06:03] Popuko
    You're shit! Absolute shit!
[06:07] Pipimi
    Well, that was rather inappropriate.
[06:11] Pipimi
    We offer our viewers our most
    sincere apologies.
[06:15] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[06:19] Pipimi
    Whenever you go out,
    don't you just get bombarded
[06:21] Pipimi
    with comments like, "Hey, aren't
    you from Pop Team Epic?"
[06:24] Popuko
    Aw, you think so? You really think so?
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[06:36] Popuko
    Ah, this must be the Hatersville
    I've heard so much about.
[06:41] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[06:44] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[06:47] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[06:56] Popuko
    You mad?
[06:58] Pipimi
    Nope.
[07:01] Popuko
    You mad?
[07:03] Pipimi
    Nope... I'm not.
[07:08] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:11] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:14] Pipimi
    Okay, who's thrown away all
    of their preconceived notions?
[07:17] Popuko
    Me!
[07:18] Pipimi
    Okay, let's go.
[07:19] Popuko
    Heck yeah!
[07:21] Popuko
    This seems like so much fun!
[07:25] Pipimi
    Throw that notion away!
[07:27] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:30] Popuko
    Let's all brainstorm how we can
    make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
[07:35] Rabbit
    But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
    if it was actually funny!
[07:39] Popuko
    All right, next!
[07:42] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:46] Pipimi
    We've received some letters.
[07:48] Pipimi
    "How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
    when it's such a shit series?"
[07:53] Popuko
    Well, that's because the characters in
    Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[08:03] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[08:06] Someone
    Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    Stained Glass Fortunetelling
[08:12] Pipimi
    I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
SIGN    Prophecy
     Predictor
     Pipimi
[08:15] Pipimi
    I see a ray of hope
    shining into your heart...
[08:18] Pipimi
    Behold... This beautiful stained
    glass will show me your future.
[08:24] Pipimi
    The horoscope for those born under
    the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
[08:24] Popuko
    Lookie, lookie!
[08:25] Popuko
    Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
    rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
[08:28] Popuko
    Slam!
[08:30] Popuko
    An acorn!
SIGN    Today's horoscope...
    Acorn
[08:32] Pipimi
    There you have it.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:40] Pipimi
    I heard this forest is bad news.
[08:42] Popuko
    I wanna go home...
[08:47] Popuko
    I think I hear something.
[08:49] Pipimi
    O-Oh, shit!
[08:50] Popuko
    Huh?
[08:51] Popuko
    No! Save me!
[08:54] Popuko
    No, Chocobo, no!
[09:11] Popuko and Pipimi
    Whoo!
[09:12] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[09:15] Popuko
    Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
    Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
[09:20] Pipimi
    Pippiman to the rescue!
[09:24] Popuko
    Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
[09:27] Pipimi
    You're gonna have to save scum this one.
[09:30] Popuko
    I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
[09:33] Popuko
    Save scum!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[09:34] Pipimi
    I'm sorry!
[09:37] Popuko
    Hey, hey!
[09:40] Popuko
    Uh! Uh-huh!
[09:43] Popuko
    Yo, check it out, yo!
[09:45] Popuko
    Hey, what's up, bro? You are...
[09:47] Popuko
    Why you my friend?
[09:50] Popuko
    Why you my friend... man?
[09:54] Pipimi
    Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
[09:56] Popuko
    Huh?!
[09:59] Pipimi
    JK!
[10:04] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:11] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:19] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:27] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:33] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:41] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:49] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:56] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:05] Popuko
    Great job!
SIGN    Pipimi's Room
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Popuko
    Great job! That was so much fun!
[11:07] Pipimi
    Great job. It really was!
[11:11] Pipimi
    It's been so long since we
    got to record together.
[11:13] Popuko
    Right? Not to mention,
    it was just the two of us!
[11:15] Pipimi
    I know, right? That might be a first.
[11:17] Popuko
    Right? I was so happy.
[11:19] Pipimi
    Seriously. We kept talking
    even when we weren't recording.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:24] Popuko
    Like, "What are you up to?"
[11:26] Pipimi
    Yeah, every free moment we got.
[11:27] Popuko
    But seriously, though, you haven't aged a day,
    Minorin. You haven't changed at all.
[11:32] Pipimi
    Oh, come on! You're the one
    who hasn't changed at all!
[11:36] Popuko
    See? This is basically how it went.
[11:38] Popuko
    But seriously, you haven't changed at all!
[11:40] Popuko
    So yeah, I look forward to
    working with you again.
[11:42] Pipimi
    Likewise!
[11:44] Popuko
    I'm glad we got to be on this show together.
[11:46] Pipimi
    Right?! Seriously.
[11:47] Popuko
    It was so much fun.
[11:48] Pipimi
    I'm just so happy.
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] ???
    It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
[11:54] ???
    I cannot allow you to
    alter the past any further.
[11:57] ???
    I will put an end to you.
[12:00] Shouta Aoi
    Put an end to me?
[12:02] Shouta Aoi
    But I just wanna make
    everyone happy, 'kay?
[12:06] Shouta Aoi
    Just who do you think you are?
[12:24] Shouta Aoi
    It's me?
[12:47] ---
    There's no such thing as an endless battle
[12:53] ---
    I've continued down
[12:56] ---
    This path that I believe in
[13:00] ---
    The lost cries echo
[13:06] ---
    No matter what,
[13:08] ---
    I will come to you all
[13:13] ---
    I won't let everyone's desires
[13:16] ---
    Be destroyed
[13:19] ---
    Stop getting in the way
[13:21] ---
    My other me's shadow
[13:26] ---
    Go beyond time and space
[13:28] ---
    And take on this spiraling destiny
[13:32] ---
    Even if this is just
[13:34] ---
    God playing tricks on us
[13:39] ---
    I cannot be stopped
[13:41] ---
    Until I can protect your smile
[13:45] ---
    Tear through the darkness
[13:49] ---
    And go forth
[13:51] ---
    Endless love
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Identity
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[14:02] Popuko
    Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
[14:06] Pipimi
    Sure.
[14:08] Popuko
    Nyah!
[14:11] Popuko
    Well?
[14:12] Pipimi
    I saw it.
[14:13] Popuko
    And?!
[14:18] Popuko
    You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
[14:20] Pipimi
    Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
[14:22] Popuko
    That's fine. I'm just getting started!
[14:25] Popuko
    Can you do this, then?
[14:30] Popuko
    Tooth warp!
[14:32] Pipimi
    Noice.
[14:41] Popuko
    Huh?
[14:43] Popuko
    Y-Y-You can do it too?
[14:45] Pipimi
    It was just a fluke.
[14:47] Popuko
    Th-Then...
[14:49] Popuko
    How about this? It's gonna be real hard!
[14:54] Popuko
    The hair—
[14:55] Pipimi
    The hair whorl whirl?
[14:56] Popuko
    You even know the name of it!
    I've got a bad feeling about this!
[14:59] Pipimi
    Hair whorl whirl.
[15:00] Popuko
    I knew it! You can do it!
    You can do all of these!
[15:03] Popuko
    You don't even need me!
[15:07] Pipimi
    I do.
[15:08] Pipimi
    I do need you, Popu-chan!
[15:10] Pipimi
    Everyone's different.
[15:11] Pipimi
    You possess something unique only
    to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
[15:15] Pipimi
    Let's go find it!
[15:20] Popuko
    Yeah, let's go!
[15:28] ---
    Let's go and find out
[15:31] ---
    What's so unique about us
[15:34] ---
    Let's go and find out,
    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[15:40] ---
    The two of us
[15:43] ---
    Together
[15:46] ---
    Somewhere in this great big world
[15:49] ---
    There! Over there! Here!
[15:51] ---
    There! Over there! Here!
[15:52] ---
    Our uniqueness
[15:56] ---
    To the ends of the vast universe
[15:58] ---
    Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl
[16:06] Pipimi
    Okay, your turn.
[16:11] Pipimi
    Her footsteps have no flair.
[16:17] ---
    Friends are just
[16:18] ---
    The best
[16:20] ---
    F'real
[16:23] ---
    Friendship is
[16:24] ---
    Beautiful, bae
[16:26] ---
    Fo sho
[16:27] ---
    A rainbow appears
[16:28] ---
    Heart to heart
[16:39] Popuko
    Yes... The end of the journey
    lies within your heart!
[16:43] ---
    Your heart
[16:46] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[16:48] ---
    Yeah
[16:49] ---
    Your heart
[16:52] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[16:55] ---
    Your heart
[16:57] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[17:05] Popuko
    Who the hell are you punks?!
[17:06] Popuko
    Shoo! Scram! You shitheads! Damn it!
[17:10] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
[17:13] Pipimi
    Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
[17:16] Popuko
    Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
[17:19] Popuko
    I can wink with both of my eyes!
[17:26] Pipimi
    You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
[17:30] Popuko
    Scissors!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[17:37] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[17:40] Pipimi
    We'd like to thank you all for coming
    to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
[17:44] Pipimi
    production announcement
    press conference today.
[17:48] Pipimi
    And now, let's have a few
    words for our dear fans.
[17:50] Popuko
    Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
[17:54] Popuko
    You're shit! Absolute shit!
[17:57] Popuko
    Hey, you hear me? You're shit.
[17:57] Pipimi
    Well, that was rather inappropriate.
[18:01] Pipimi
    We offer our viewers our most
    sincere apologies.
[18:05] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[18:09] Pipimi
    Whenever you go out,
    don't you just get bombarded
[18:11] Pipimi
    with comments like, "Hey, aren't
    you from Pop Team Epic?"
[18:15] Popuko
    Aw, you think so?
[18:18] Popuko
    You really think so?
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[18:26] Popuko
    Ah, this must be the Hatersville
    I've heard so much about.
[18:31] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[18:34] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[18:37] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[18:40] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[18:47] Popuko
    You mad?
[18:47] Pipimi
    Nope.
[18:51] Popuko
    You mad?
[18:53] Pipimi
    Nope... I'm not.
[18:58] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:01] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:04] Pipimi
    Okay, who's thrown away all
    of their preconceived notions?
[19:06] Popuko
    Me!
[19:08] Pipimi
    Okay, let's go.
[19:09] Popuko
    Heck yeah!
[19:11] Popuko
    This seems like so much fun!
[19:15] Pipimi
    Throw that notion away!
[19:17] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:20] Popuko
    Let's all brainstorm how we can
    make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
[19:25] Rabbit
    But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
    if it was actually funny!
[19:29] Popuko
    All right, next!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:33] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:37] Pipimi
    We've received some letters.
[19:38] Pipimi
    "How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
    when it's such a shit series?"
[19:43] Popuko
    Well, that's because the characters in
    Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
[19:47] Popuko
    Amirite?
[19:52] Popuko
    Amirite?
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[19:53] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:56] Someone
    Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    Stained Glass Fortunetelling
[20:02] Pipimi
    I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
SIGN    Prophecy
     Predictor
     Pipimi
[20:05] Pipimi
    I see a ray of hope
    shining into your heart...
[20:08] Pipimi
    Behold... This beautiful stained
    glass will show me your future.
[20:14] Pipimi
    The horoscope for those born under
    the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
[20:14] Popuko
    Lookie, lookie!
[20:15] Popuko
    Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
    rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
[20:18] Popuko
    Slam!
[20:20] Popuko
    An acorn!
SIGN    Today's horoscope...
    Acorn
[20:22] Pipimi
    There you have it.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:29] Pipimi
    I heard this forest is bad news.
[20:33] Popuko
    I wanna go home...
[20:37] Popuko
    I think I hear something.
[20:39] Pipimi
    Oh, shit!
[20:40] Popuko
    Huh?
[20:42] Popuko
    No! Save me!
[20:43] Popuko
    No, Chocobo, no! Chocobo!
[20:47] Popuko
    No! No!
[21:01] Popuko and Pipimi
    Whoo!
[21:02] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[21:05] Popuko
    Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
    Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
[21:10] Pipimi
    Pippiman to the rescue!
[21:14] Popuko
    Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
[21:17] Pipimi
    You're gonna have to save scum this one.
[21:19] Popuko
    I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
[21:22] ---
    Save scum?
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[21:24] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[21:28] Popuko
    Yeah! Yeah!
[21:31] Popuko
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[21:32] Popuko
    Yo, check it out! You are... You are...
[21:37] Popuko
    Why you my friend?
[21:40] Popuko
    Why you my friend... Oh, yeah.
[21:44] Pipimi
    Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
[21:46] Popuko
    Huh?!
[21:49] Pipimi
    JK!
[21:54] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:01] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:09] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:17] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:24] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:31] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:46] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[22:55] Pipimi
    Great job today.
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Popuko
    You, too.
[22:57] Pipimi
    Do you understand what Poputepipikku means?
[23:00] Popuko
    I have no idea what Poputepipikku
    means, and it's really hard to say.
[23:03] Pipimi
    It says "Pop Team Epic"
    on the screen, though.
[23:05] Pipimi
    Is that where they got it from?
[23:07] Popuko
    Pop Team?
[23:08] Pipimi
    Isn't that what it said?
[23:10] Popuko
    I think someone who just wanted to
    say pa-pi-pu-pe-po just made it up.
[23:12] Pipimi
    Oh, really? Pa-pi-pu-pe-po?
[23:14] Popuko
    Pa-pu... Pa-pi-pu-pe-po-pikku.
[23:15] Pipimi
    Yeah, people are gonna mess up saying that.
[23:19] Popuko
    Man... Poputepipikku.
[23:21] Pipimi
    This was my first time
    playing a high school girl.
SIGN    °They're actually middle school girls
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:23] Popuko
    Well, I can imagine.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:24] Pipimi
    Have you played one before?
[23:25] Popuko
    This was my first job in a while...
[23:27] Popuko
    and I played a high school girl.
SIGN    °They're actually middle school girls
[23:29] Pipimi
    High school girls.
[23:30] Popuko
    I mean, look at us.
[23:33] Popuko
    Is this really gonna work?
[23:33] Pipimi
    Well, I mean, you know...
    I wonder what people will think.
[23:37] Popuko
    I guess we'll see.

E2 - Here We Go! Biggus McHugeGuy Combination

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Popuko
    Come on in!
[00:05] Patron
    I'd like you to give my precious a trim.
[00:08] Popuko
    Sure thing.
[00:15] Popuko
    Oh, shit. I messed up.
[00:18] Patron
    How's my precious doing?
[00:20] Popuko
    It died.
[00:43] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:59] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:03] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:06] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:10] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:15] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:17] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:23] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:27] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:34] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:36] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:41] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[01:53] Pipimi
    Yay, yay...
SIGN    By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
[01:58] Popuko
    Hup, hup, hup...
[02:02] Popuko
    Huh?
[02:03] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan...
[02:08] Popuko
    I want you to give me head pats.
[02:10] Pipimi
    Oho.
[02:12] Popuko
    No, I need you to put more oomph in it.
[02:19] Pipimi
    Finger!
[02:23] Popuko
    You're so dumb...
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[02:27] Pipimi
    Here you go. Say, "Ah!"
[02:29] Popuko
    Ah—
[02:33] Popuko
    Ah—
[02:46] Popuko
    Oo keef twing to fam it in
    befween muh wips an gwums...
SIGN    You keep trying to jam it in between my lips and gums...
SIGN    By Kamikaze Douga
[02:51] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[02:54] Guy
    A debate!
[02:55] Guy
    Let's settle this with a debate!
[02:58] Popuko
    A debate? That's so savage... Gulp.
[03:01] Popuko
    Why don't we settle this peacefully
    with some violence?
[03:04] Guy
    Violence?!
[03:07] Guy
    Don't keep relying on violence!
[03:08] Guy
    I bet you don't even have the guts to debate!
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
[03:09] Guy
    And "settle this peacefully with some violence"
    makes no sense! It's an oxymoron! Argh!
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[03:13] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[03:16] Guy
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[03:19] Popuko
    Oh, a giant meteor!
[03:22] Pipimi
    Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg!
[03:22] Popuko
    Oh, a master of the leggy arts!
SIGN    Leg
[03:27] Popuko
    But even you can't take on a meteor!
[03:27] Pipimi
    Leg!
[03:30] Popuko
    But what a great angle!
SIGN    Great Angle
[03:32] Pipimi
    Leg!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[03:34] Popuko
    An extremely great angle!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[03:37] Popuko
    This is awesome!
[03:38] Pipimi
    Leg!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[03:39] Popuko
    A great angle! Great angle,
    great angle, great angle!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[03:41] Pipimi
    Leg!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[03:42] Popuko
    Aw, but it was such a great angle!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[03:45] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[03:53] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[03:57] Assistant
    Welcome to another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking.
[04:00] Pipimi
    Today, we'll be doing some darkness cooking.
[04:03] Assistant
    Huh? Darkness? What's that?
[04:06] Pipimi
    We have a rose blizzard with special meat,
    arranged graveyard style.
[04:10] Assistant
    Um, what kind of ingredients will we need?
[04:12] Pipimi
    Here's the completed dish.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[04:17] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[04:20] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[04:22] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[04:26] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[04:31] Popuko
    Pipihara!
[04:33] Popuko
    Pipihara...
[04:35] Popuko
    There's actually something
    I want to give you.
[04:38] Popuko
    Gapao... rice.
[04:41] Pipimi
    Popuoka...
[04:44] Pipimi
    Actually, I also have some...
[04:47] Pipimi
    Gapao... rice.
[04:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[04:53] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[04:56] Pipimi Narration
    The history of man is filled with
    suffering due to mosquitoes.
[05:00] Pipimi Narration
    But humanity used their brains to build the
    one and only weapon that could fight back.
[05:07] Pipimi Narration
    This is humanity's only hope...
[05:10] Pipimi Narration
    Earth No-Mat!
SIGN    Earth Mosquito Eradicator
    Earth No-Mat
SIGN    New Program
[05:13] Popuko
    How do you like that PR?
SIGN    New Program
SIGN    Earth Mosquito Eradicator
    Earth No-Mat
[05:15] Middle-aged boss-type guy
    What a waste of time.
[05:17] Middle-aged boss-type guy
    Who's ever going to take
    bug repellents seriously—
[05:23] Middle-aged boss-type guy
    Mosquito!
[05:25] Popuko
    You can't fool us!
SIGN    Earth No-Mat
[05:28] Pipimi Narration
    Earth No-Mat!
SIGN    Here We Go!
    Biggus McHugeGuy Combination
SIGN    By: ????
[05:45] Akashi Record
    Pipimi...
[05:46] Akashi Record
    Is this the extent of the infinite
    possibilities that only you humans
[05:52] Akashi Record
    supposedly possess?
[05:55] Mecha Pipimi
    I won't lose... I can't lose!
[05:58] Mecha Pipimi
    For the sake of this planet's future!
[06:17] Akashi Record
    Behold!
[06:19] King Recorder
    As my form evolves...
[06:22] King Recorder
    once more!
[06:29] Mecha Pipimi
    Impossible!
[06:30] King Recorder
    My name is King Recorder!
[06:37] King Recorder
    You fools...
[06:38] King Recorder
    While you were all idling around,
[06:40] King recorder
    I had been releasing great hit albums
    with other content...
[06:44] King recorder
    one after another!
[06:54] Sushi Pipimi
    Popu-chan...
[06:56] Sushi Pipimi
    If I make it back alive...
[07:00] Sushi Pipimi
    Let's...
[07:06] Sushi Popuko
    Pipimi-chan...
[07:20] King Recorder
    Now, be reduced to ashes!
[07:35] Sushi Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:38] King Recorder
    Now that I have rid myself of that pest,
[07:41] King Recorder
    I'm going to create a committee,
[07:43] King Recorder
    and then subcontract...
    and subcontract even further!
[07:52] Sushi Popuko
    No!
[07:53] Sushi Popuko
    Pop Team Epic needs to have only one sponsor
    and be free to do whatever they want!
[07:58] Sushi Pipimi
    If I make it back alive...
[08:01] Sushi Pipimi
    Let's get Obari'd.
[08:04] Sushi Popuko
    Are we really... gonna make
    Obari do even more shit?
[08:12] Sushi Popuko
    This is...
[08:22] Mecha Pipimi
    Po...
[08:24] Mecha Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
[08:27] King Recorder
    You fools!
[08:28] King Recorder
    How dare you spike the production costs
    at this point in the project?
[08:33] Mecha Popuko
    Production costs?
[08:36] Mecha Popuko
    You really think this is the end?
[08:40] King Recorder
    Huh? Huh, wha—
[08:42] Mecha Popuko
    Let's go, Pipimi-chan!
[08:43] Mecha Pipimi
    Let our powers combine!
[09:00] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    Biggus McHugeGuy Combination...
    Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
[09:05] King Recorder
    Wha... How dare you—
[09:08] King Recorder
    Impossible! All of the power
    I had amassed...
[09:12] King Recorder
    The profits from my ultimate content...
    are draining away!
[09:18] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    King Recorder!
[09:19] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    Your budget energy... is being sucked
    into our Shitty Manga Drive...
[09:25] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    and being converted into Obarit Energy!
[09:28] King Recorder
    Curse you, Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
[09:33] Mecha Pipimi
    This is...
[09:34] Mecha Popuko
    ...the end!
[09:37] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    Great Shit Cannon... Full Burst!
[09:46] King Recorder
    You insolent fools!
    You're nothing more than...
[09:57] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    Get bent, loser!
[09:59] Nar
    And so, the peace in Pop Team Epic
    was preserved once again.
[10:04] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:11] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:19] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:26] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:33] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:41] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:48] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:56] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This was the final episode of "Super Budget Hero Great Bari Bari Team Epic."
    Thanks for watching!
[11:07] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:10] Popuko
    Uh, but there are people watching
    on streaming services, too.
[11:13] Popuko
    In fact, are there actually people
    out there who bought it?
[11:15] Popuko
    You were probably better off buying lt.
[11:17] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Don't say that!
[11:19] Popuko
    But lt is way better for your tummy
    and a much better deal.
[11:22] Pipimi
    It sure is! Hey, wait!
[11:23] Popuko
    Apparently, there's also 1000.
[11:25] Pipimi
    Q-Q-Quit lyin'!
[11:26] Popuko
    I'm not. It's the truth.
[11:28] Pipimi
    Yeah, I guess.
[11:29] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan.
[11:30] Popuko
    You know that money you were
    gonna spend on PTE S2...
[11:32] Popuko
    Wait, what the hell is PTE S2?
[11:34] Popuko
    Uh, what are you gonna buy with that money?
[11:36] Pipimi
    An island!
[11:38] Popuko
    Wait, you're not buying PTE?
[11:39] Pipimi
    Of course not. Just send a copy
    to my agency, please.
[11:44] Popuko
    O-Oh, right. Guess that's our privilege
    for being on this show.
[11:46] Pipimi
    I mean the island. Send it to my island.
[11:48] Popuko
    Island?!
[11:50] ---
    
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Popuko
    Come on in!
[11:55] Patron
    I'd like you to give my precious a trim.
[11:57] Popuko
    Sure thing.
[12:05] Popuko
    Oh, shit. I messed up.
[12:08] Patron
    How's my precious doing?
[12:10] Popuko
    It died.
[12:33] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:49] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:53] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:56] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[13:00] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:05] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:07] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:13] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:17] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:19] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:24] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:26] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:31] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
[13:43] Pipimi
    Pii pi pi pi pi... pi pi...
[13:57] Popuko
    I want you to give me head pats.
[14:00] Pipimi
    Oho.
[14:02] Popuko
    No, I need you to put more oomph in it.
[14:14] Pipimi(?)
    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[14:17] Pipimi
    Here you go. Say, "Ah!"
[14:19] Popuko
    Ah—
[14:22] Popuko
    Ah—
[14:25] Pipimi
    Here.
[14:26] Pipimi
    Here. Here.
[14:28] Pipimi
    Here, here, here, here...
[14:36] Popuko
    You keep trying to jam it in
    between my lips and gums!
[14:39] Popuko
    Interdental brushes FTW!
[14:41] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By Kamikaze Douga
[14:44] Guy
    A debate!
[14:45] Guy
    Let's settle this with a debate!
[14:48] Popuko
    A debate? That's so savage...
[14:51] Popuko
    Why don't we settle this peacefully
    with some violence?
[14:54] Guy
    Violence?!
[14:57] Guy
    Don't keep relying on violence!
[14:58] Guy
    I bet you don't even have the guts to debate!
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
[14:59] Guy
    And "settle this peacefully with some violence"
    makes no sense! It's an oxymoron! Argh!
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Gripe
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    Nag
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[15:03] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[15:06] Guy
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[15:09] Popuko
    Oh, a giant meteor!
[15:12] Pipimi
    Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg!
[15:12] Popuko
    Oh, a master of the leggy arts!
SIGN    Leg
[15:17] Popuko
    But even you can't take on a meteor!
[15:17] Pipimi
    Leg!
[15:20] Popuko
    But what a great angle!
SIGN    Great Angle
[15:22] Pipimi
    Leg!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[15:24] Popuko
    An extremely great angle!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[15:27] Popuko
    This is awesome!
[15:28] Pipimi
    Leg!
SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    Great Angle
[15:29] Popuko
    A great angle! Great angle,
    great angle, great angle!
SIGN    Great Angle
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[15:31] Pipimi
    Leg!
SIGN    Great Angle
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[15:32] Popuko
    Aw, but it was such a great angle!
SIGN    Great Angle
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SIGN    Great Angle
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
[15:36] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[15:43] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[15:47] Assistant
    Welcome to another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking.
[15:50] Pipimi
    Today, we'll be doing some darkness cooking.
[15:53] Assistant
    Huh? Darkness? What's that?
[15:56] Pipimi
    We have a rose blizzard with special meat,
    arranged graveyard style.
[16:00] Assistant
    Um, what kind of ingredients will we need?
[16:02] Pipimi
    Here's the completed dish.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[16:07] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[16:10] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[16:12] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[16:16] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[16:21] Popuko
    Pipihara!
[16:23] Popuko
    Pipihara...
[16:24] Popuko
    There's actually something
    I want to give you.
[16:28] Popuko
    Gapao... rice.
[16:31] Pipimi
    Popuoka...
[16:33] Pipimi
    Actually, I also have some...
[16:37] Pipimi
    Gapao... rice.
[16:41] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[16:44] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[16:47] Pipimi Narration
    The history of man is filled with
    suffering due to mosquitoes.
[16:50] Pipimi Narration
    But humanity used their brains to build the
    one and only weapon that could fight back.
[16:57] Pipimi Narration
    This is humanity's only hope...
[17:00] Pipimi Narration
    Earth No-Mat!
SIGN    Earth Mosquito Eradicator
    Earth No-Mat
SIGN    New Program
SIGN    New Program
SIGN    Earth Mosquito Eradicator
    Earth No-Mat
[17:03] Popuko
    How do you like that PR?
[17:05] Middle-aged boss-type guy
    What a waste of time.
[17:07] Middle-aged boss-type guy
    Who's ever going to take
    bug repellents seriously—
[17:13] Middle-aged boss-type guy
    Mosquito!
[17:15] Popuko
    You can't fool us!
SIGN    Earth No-Mat
[17:18] Pipimi Narration
    Earth No-Mat!
SIGN    Here We Go!
    Biggus McHugeGuy Combination
SIGN    By: ????
[17:35] Akashi Record
    Pipimi...
[17:36] Akashi Record
    Is this the extent of the infinite
    possibilities that only you humans
[17:42] Akashi Record
    supposedly possess?
[17:45] Mecha Pipimi
    I won't lose... I can't lose!
[17:48] Mecha Pipimi
    For the sake of this planet's future!
[18:07] Akashi Record
    Behold!
[18:09] King Recorder
    As my form evolves...
[18:12] King Recorder
    once more!
[18:19] Mecha Pipimi
    Impossible!
[18:21] King Recorder
    My name is King Recorder!
[18:27] King Recorder
    You fools...
[18:28] King Recorder
    While you were all idling around,
[18:30] King recorder
    I had been releasing great hit albums
    with other content...
[18:34] King recorder
    one after another!
[18:44] Sushi Pipimi
    Popu-chan...
[18:46] Sushi Pipimi
    If I make it back alive...
[18:50] Sushi Pipimi
    Let's...
[18:56] Sushi Popuko
    Pipimi-chan...
[19:10] King Recorder
    Now, be reduced to ashes!
[19:25] Sushi Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[19:28] King Recorder
    Now that I have rid myself of that pest,
[19:31] King Recorder
    I'm going to create a committee,
[19:33] King Recorder
    and then subcontract...
    and subcontract even further!
[19:42] Sushi Popuko
    No!
[19:43] Sushi Popuko
    Pop Team Epic needs to have only one sponsor
    and be free to do whatever they want!
[19:48] Sushi Pipimi
    If I make it back alive...
[19:51] Sushi Pipimi
    Let's get Obari'd.
[19:54] Sushi Popuko
    Are we really... gonna make
    Obari do even more shit?
[20:02] Sushi Popuko
    This is...
[20:12] Mecha Pipimi
    Po...
[20:14] Mecha Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
[20:17] King Recorder
    You fools!
[20:18] King Recorder
    How dare you spike the production costs
    at this point in the project?
[20:23] Mecha Popuko
    Production costs?
[20:26] Mecha Popuko
    You really think this is the end?
[20:29] King Recorder
    Huh? Huh, wha—
[20:32] Mecha Popuko
    Let's go, Pipimi-chan!
[20:33] Mecha Pipimi
    Let our powers combine!
[20:50] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    Biggus McHugeGuy Combination...
    Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
[20:55] King Recorder
    Wha... How dare you—
[20:58] King Recorder
    Impossible! All of the power
    I had amassed...
[21:02] King Recorder
    The profits from my ultimate content...
    are draining away!
[21:09] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    King Recorder!
[21:10] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    Your budget energy... is being sucked
    into our Shitty Manga Drive...
[21:15] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    and being converted into Obarit Energy!
[21:18] King Recorder
    Curse you, Great Bari Bari Team Epic!
[21:23] Mecha Pipimi
    This is...
[21:24] Mecha Popuko
    ...the end!
[21:27] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    Great Shit Cannon... Full Burst!
[21:36] King Recorder
    You insolent fools!
    You're nothing more than...
[21:47] Great Bari Bari Team Epic
    Get bent, loser!
[21:49] Nar
    And so, the peace in Pop Team Epic
    was preserved once again.
[21:54] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:01] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:09] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:16] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:23] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:31] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:38] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:46] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This was the final episode of "Super Budget Hero Great Bari Bari Team Epic."
    Thanks for watching!
[22:57] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pipimi's Room
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[23:01] Popuko
    Uh, but there are people watching
    on streaming services, too.
[23:04] Pipimi
    Oh, really?
[23:04] Popuko
    In fact, are there actually people
    out there who bought it?
[23:06] Popuko
    You were probably better off
    buying Tsubaki juro instead.
[23:09] Pipimi*
    Popu-chan! Don't say that!
[23:12] Popuko
    But Tsubaki juro is a classic film
    from the world-renowned Kurosawa.
[23:15] Popuko*
    What a deal.
[23:16] Pipimi
    It sure is! Hey, wait!
[23:18] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan.
[23:19] Popuko
    What are you going to buy with the money
    you were gonna use to buy PTE S2?
[23:21] Pipimi
    Let's see... Probably one of Inorin's CDs.
[23:25] Popuko
    You're not buying PTE?
[23:26] Pipimi
    Of course not. Just send a copy
    over to Axl One, please.
[23:29] Popuko
    Oh, right. Guess that's our privilege
    for being on this show.
[23:32] Pipimi
    You could also say it's
    the president's privilege.
[23:34] Popuko
    Jeez, you're not even holding back lately.
[23:36] Popuko
    Just reminding everyone you're
    the president, aren't you?
[23:37] Pipimi
    King Recorder!

E3 - Poputan

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SIGN    By: AC-bu
[00:00] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Popuko?
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[00:06] Popuko
    Wow, that smells divine.
    I'll just drink it now!
[00:10] Popuko
    Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    This is hot water...
[00:13] Popuko
    This is hot water...
[00:15] Popuko
    This isn't coffee, this is hot water!
[00:18] Pipimi
    Oh, how embarrassing!
[00:19] Popuko
    I can't say that...
[00:21] Popuko
    Th-The rich, robust flavor of coffee...
    The robust, rich coffee flavor...
SIGN    This is just hot water...
[00:28] Pipimi
    This is just hot water...
[00:30] Popuko
    This is just hot water, right?
SIGN    This is just hot water, right?
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:55] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[01:00] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[01:03] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[01:05] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[01:06] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:10] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:13] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:16] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:20] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:25] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:28] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:33] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:38] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:40] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:44] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:47] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:51] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[02:11] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
[02:15] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
[02:20] Popuko and Pipimi
    Educational anime: Poputan!
[02:24] Popuko
    Hi! I'm Poputan!
[02:25] Pipimi
    I'm Pipitan!
[02:28] Popuko
    We're here today to get some milk
    so we can make some delicious cake!
[02:33] Pipimi
    Do you know where we are right now?
[02:40] Pipimi
    That's right! We're at the farm!
[02:42] Pipimi
    Bokujou ni kita no!
[02:44] Popuko and Pipimi
    We came to the farm! We came to the farm!
[02:48] Popuko and Pipimi
    We came to get some milk so we
    can make some delicious cake!
[02:53] Popuko
    But Pipitan, what animal
    can we get milk from?
[02:58] Pipitan
    I wonder. Do you know?
[03:06] Piptan
    That's right! We get it from the cow!
[03:08] Piptan
    Ushi-san da ne!
[03:10] Poputan
    Hi, Cow. Can we have some milk, please?
[03:14] Old guy
    Would you like to squeeze out
    some of my milk?
[03:25] Poputan
    Hi, Cow. Can we have some milk, please?
[03:27] Cow
    Oh, hi there, Poputan and Pipitan.
[03:30] Cow
    Sure, you can have some of my milk.
[03:33] Poputan
    Yeah!
[03:35] Pipitan
    Will Poputan be able to get the milk okay?
[03:38] Pipitan
    Let's all cheer on Poputan together.
[03:40] Pipitan
    You can do it, Poputan!
    You can do it, Poputan!
[03:44] Pipitan
    You can do it, Poputan!
    You can do it, Poputan!
[03:51] Poputan
    Oh my fucking God, the pressure!
    You don't even know what it feels like!
[03:55] Poputan
    Poputan's done with this shit!
[03:56] Pipitan
    Poputan is unable to deal with
    societal pressures any longer
[03:59] Pipitan
    and is now just rejecting
    society altogether.
[04:01] Pipitan
    You might also be unknowingly
    putting pressure on someone
[04:06] Pipitan
    when showing your support,
    and making them suffer.
[04:09] Pipitan
    Come on, let's apologize to Poputan.
    Let's say, "We're sorry, Poputan."
[04:12] Pipitan
    Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
[04:15] Pipitan
    Okay, everyone! Ready, and...
[04:20] Poputan
    Hmph. Actions speak louder
    than words, assholes.
[04:23] Pipitan
    Looks like she's still in a bad mood.
[04:26] Pipitan
    I guess this is a job for PT Bag.
[04:29] Pipitan
    Ready, and PT Bag!
[04:33] PT Bag
    PT Bag to the rescue!
[04:36] PT Bag
    PT Bag, PT Bag. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
[04:41] PT Bag
    Here are today's items!
[04:43] Pipitan
    I wonder which item will make
    Poputan the happiest.
[04:46] Pipitan
    Do you know, boys and girls?
[04:52] Pipitan
    That's right! Money!
[04:53] Pipitan
    Okane da ne!
[04:54] Pipitan
    Thanks, everyone!
[05:01] Poputan
    Why don't we just buy milk with this money?
SIGN    Store
[05:04] Cow
    Good idea! The store's just over there.
[05:06] Poputan
    Wow, there are so many things on display!
[05:10] Pipitan
    I wonder which one of these things is milk.
[05:17] Poputan and Pipitan
    Meat, veggies, and beer!
[05:20] Poputan and Pipitan
    Cheers!
SIGN    BBQ Area
[05:22] Pipitan
    Having a BBQ was clearly the right answer.
[05:24] Old Guy
    Would you like to try my wiener, too?
[05:27] Poputan
    Oh? I think I hear some dude
    sexually harassing us.
[05:30] Pipitan
    Could you all point him out to us?
[05:37] Poputan and Pipitan
    Thank you!
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[05:46] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[05:50] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[05:53] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[05:56] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[06:01] Pipimi
    Hey, now. That's definitely over budget.
[06:06] Pipimi
    We'll just have to cut costs...
[06:09] Pipimi
    where we can.
[06:15] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[06:19] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:27] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[06:31] Popuko
    Time for another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking!
[06:34] Popuko
    Our ingredient today is...
[06:37] Popuko
    Bell peppers!
[06:39] Popuko
    No! It's a friggin' bell pepper!
    I hate all bell peppers!
[06:43] Popuko
    Horf.
[06:44] Pipimi
    You're gonna make Bell Peppermi
    real sad saying that.
[06:48] Popuko
    Bell Peppermi!
[06:56] Pipimi
    Yeah, I'm done being Peppermi.
SIGN    Fin
[07:00] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:04] Nanachi
    Na!
[07:04] Narrator
    Nanachi Ranking!
[07:07] Popuko
    Nanachi Ranking!
[07:09] Pipimi
    What's today's ranking?
[07:11] Popuko
    Five things we want Nanachi to eat!
[07:13] Pipimi
    Let's jump right into number five!
SIGN    TH
SIGN    Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
[07:16] Narrator
    Fifth place: Flounder wrapped in kelp sushi!
SIGN    NANACHI
    RANKING
[07:19] Nanachi
    You shitty anime. How dare you
    mess around with me again?
[07:23] Nanachi
    Nom.
[07:29] Popuko
    Oh, just look how happy Nanachi is.
[07:33] Pipimi
    But if Nanachi's already like this with fifth
    place, who knows how the rest will go?
[07:36] Pipimi
    Rescue squad, make sure you're on standby!
SIGN    Ranking Results
SIGN    1st Fried Shrimp Curry
SIGN    2nd Sasebo Burger
SIGN    3rd Lu Rou Fan
SIGN    4th Chicken Paitan Ramen
SIGN    5th Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
[07:38] Narrator
    This is how the ranking turned out.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:45] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:47] Popuko
    Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
[07:47] Pipimi
    Clench, clench. Clench, clench.
[07:51] Mother
    Please stop this!
    There are children present!
[07:55] Popuko
    Oh, fine. I guess we'll have to switch
    over to kiddy-friendly torture today.
[07:58] Pipimi
    'Kay.
[08:02] Popuko
    Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
[08:02] Pipimi
    Clench, clench. Clench, clench.
SIGN    By: Asami Ike
[08:06] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[08:09] Popuko
    I wanna give a giraffe some food!
[08:12] Popuko
    Wow! He's eating it, he's eating it!
[08:16] Popuko
    O-Oh...
[08:20] Popuko
    Dearie me, my hands seem to be
    drenched in drooly drool now.
[08:23] Popuko
    I'll just wipe them off on this dolphin.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:26] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic
[08:29] Popuko
    Good morning.
[08:33] Popuko
    I'm going to be surprising
    someone in their sleep today.
[08:39] Popuko
    Be very quiet, now. Softly...
[08:42] Popuko
    Soft...
[08:54] Popuko
    Soft...
[08:54] Pipimi
    Whut?
[08:57] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:01] Pipimi
    Wait, wait!
[09:05] Pipimi
    Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
[09:09] Pipimi
    Wait! The way you're running like
    a bugged-out 3D game is so cute!
[09:14] Pipimi
    Wait, wait!
[09:17] Popuko
    Tehehe, yeah.
[09:24] Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:41] Popuko and Pipimi
    Kweh, kweh, kweh!
[09:43] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh!
    Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
[09:46] Pipimi
    Kweh?
SIGN    Dafuq...?
[09:48] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
    Kweh-kweh, kweh-kweh!
SIGN    Let me tell you how I got into this predicament...
SIGN    When I went down into the dungeon,
[09:52] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh, kweh...
SIGN    the floor suddenly disappeared,
[09:55] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh?!
SIGN    and the treasure chests on that floor were all monsters!
[09:58] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh... kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh!
SIGN    I don't believe you.
[10:00] Pipimi
    Kweh, kweh, kweh.
[10:02] Popuko
    KWEH, KWEH-KWEH, KWEH!
SIGN    WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
SIGN    WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
[10:04] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:11] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:19] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:27] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:33] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:41] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:49] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:56] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Pipimi
    Thank you for bwuying Pop Team Epic.
[11:09] Popuko
    You totally messed up just now.
[11:11] Pipimi
    Huh?!
[11:11] Popuko
    One more time.
[11:12] Pipimi
    P-P-Pop T-Team Epic, er, fank...
[11:15] Popuko
    That's the part you're going to mess up?
[11:17] Popuko
    Are we just going to end like this?
[11:19] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic...
[11:21] Popuko
    Yes, you got that part.
[11:22] Pipimi
    Thank you for buying the show.
    Whew, I said it.
[11:24] Popuko
    Yes, thank you. But you know,
[11:25] Popuko
    I think some people are streaming it, too.
[11:27] Pipimi
    What?
[11:27] Popuko
    LOL, "What?"
[11:28] Pipimi
    Really.
[11:29] Popuko
    Yes. You can actually stream it, too.
[11:32] Pipimi
    But we need these folks to buy it.
[11:34] Popuko
    But would they buy it?
[11:36] Pipimi
    Well, yeah. You're not going to buy it?
[11:38] Popuko
    Maybe... I guess I would.
[11:40] Pipimi
    You will, right?
[11:40] Popuko
    Buy it! Please!
[11:43] Pipimi
    I'm not gonna buy it, though.
[11:44] Popuko
    What?
[11:45] Pipimi
    I'm gonna buy me some
    shine muscat grapes instead.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Popuko?
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[11:56] Popuko
    Wow, that smells divine.
    I'll just drink it now!
[12:00] Popuko
    Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    This is hot water...
[12:03] Popuko
    This is hot water...
[12:05] Popuko
    This isn't coffee, this is hot water!
[12:08] Pipimi
    Oh, how embarrassing!
[12:09] Popuko
    I can't say that...
[12:11] Popuko
    Th-The rich, robust flavor of coffee...
    The robust, rich coffee flavor...
SIGN    This is just hot water...
[12:18] Pipimi
    This is just hot water...
[12:20] Popuko
    This is just hot water, right?
SIGN    This is just hot water, right?
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:45] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:50] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:53] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:55] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:56] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[13:00] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[13:03] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[13:06] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[13:10] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:15] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:18] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:23] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:28] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:30] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:34] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:37] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:41] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[13:58] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
[14:03] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
[14:05] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop, pop, p-pop, pop...
[14:07] Pipimi
    DOOT DO DO DOO BOOM!
[14:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    Educational anime: Poputan!
[14:14] Popuko
    Hi! I'm Poputan!
[14:16] Pipimi
    I'm Pipitan!
[14:17] Popuko
    We're here today to get some milk
    so we can make some delicious cake!
[14:21] Pipimi
    Yay!
[14:22] Pipimi
    Do you know where we are right now?
[14:30] Pipimi
    That's right! We're at the farm!
[14:33] Pipimi
    Bokujou ni kita no!
[14:34] Popuko and Pipimi
    We came to the farm! We came to the farm!
[14:38] Popuko
    We came to get some milk so we
    can make some delicious cake!
[14:38] Pipitan
    Pop, pop-pop, pop...
[14:43] Popuko
    On Stle.
[14:44] Popuko
    But Pipitan, what animal
    can we get milk from?
[14:48] Pipitan
    I wonder. Do you know?
[14:52] Popuko
    C... C-C... C... Beep!
[14:56] Piptan
    That's right! We get it from the cow!
[14:59] Piptan
    Ushi-san da ne!
[15:00] Poputan
    Hi, Cow. Gimme some milk!
[15:04] Old guy
    Would you like to squeeze out
    some of my milk?
[15:06] Popuko
    Shut the hell up!
    Yours is probably cloudy AF!
[15:08] Popuko
    We're gonna chop it off.
[15:08] Pipimi
    Ye. Hey, old man.
[15:10] Popuko
    Yeah, that's right.
    Say goodbye to your balls.
[15:12] Pipimi
    One old man's about to turn into two—
[15:16] Poputan
    Hi, Cow! Gimme some milk!
[15:17] Cow
    Oh, hi there, Poputan and Pipitan.
[15:19] Poputan
    Hey.
[15:20] Cow
    Sure, you can have some of my milk.
[15:21] Poputan
    Hurry it up.
[15:23] Poputan
    Yeah! Hell yeah!
[15:25] Pipitan
    Will Poputan be able to get the milk okay?
[15:28] Pipitan
    Let's all cheer on Poputan together.
[15:31] Pipitan
    You can do it, Poputan!
    You can do it, Poputan!
[15:34] Pipitan
    You can do it, Poputan!
[15:46] Pipitan
    Poputan is unable to deal with
    societal pressures any longer
[15:49] Pipitan
    and is now just rejecting
    society altogether.
[15:51] Pipitan
    You might also be unknowingly
    putting pressure on someone
[15:56] Pipitan
    when showing your support,
    and making them suffer.
[15:59] Pipitan
    Come on, let's apologize to Poputan.
    Let's say, "We're sorry, Poputan."
[16:02] Pipitan
    Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
[16:05] Pipitan
    Everyone! Ready, and...
[16:10] Poputan
    I've been searching for my name,
    but you bastards haven't tweeted shit.
[16:14] Pipitan
    Hm... Sounds like Junya's
    still in a pissy mood.
[16:18] Pipitan
    I guess this is a job for PT Bag.
[16:20] Pipitan
    Ready, and PT Bag!
[16:23] PT Bag
    PT Bag to the rescue!
[16:26] PT Bag
    PT Bag, PT Bag. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
[16:31] PT Bag
    Here are today's items!
[16:34] Pipitan
    I wonder which item will make
    Poputan the happiest.
[16:36] Pipitan
    Do you know, boys and girls?
[16:42] Pipitan
    That's right! Money!
[16:44] Pipitan
    Okane da ne!
[16:45] Pipitan
    Thanks, everyone!
[16:49] Poputan
    Woo! This is going right
    into Forex! Forex!
[16:51] Poputan
    Why don't we just use this
    money for Forex?
SIGN    Store
[16:54] Cow
    Good idea! The store's just over there.
[16:54] Poputan
    Bitch, listen to me! I said Forex!
[16:56] Poputan
    Wow, there are so many things
    on dicksplay! I mean, display!
[16:59] Pipitan
    Dude, shut the hell up.
[17:01] Pipitan
    I wonder which one of these things is milk.
[17:04] Poputan
    It's the white one.
[17:06] Poputan and Pipitan
    Meat! Veggies! Beer!
[17:09] Pipimi
    Beer!
[17:10] Poputan and Pipitan
    Hell yeah!
[17:11] Popuko
    Great job.
SIGN    BBQ Area
[17:12] Pipitan
    Having a BBQ was clearly the right answer.
[17:14] Old Guy
    Would you like to try my wiener, too?
[17:17] Poputan
    Yours ain't that big.
    It's probably like an enoki mushroom.
[17:19] Pipimi
    Oh, dear, dear, dear. Could you all
    point out where this asshat is?
[17:27] Poputan and Pipitan
    Thank you!
[17:29] Pipimi
    Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
[17:32] Popuko
    Dude, you've only got an enoki
    mushroom. Quit bragging.
[17:32] Pipimi
    Fried chicken! Fried chicken!
[17:33] Pipimi
    Gonna turn this old guy into some
    fried chicken! Fried chicken! Fried...
[17:35] Popuko
    Look how thin it is.
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[17:37] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[17:40] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[17:43] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[17:46] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[17:52] Pipimi
    Hey, now. That's definitely over budget.
[17:55] Pipimi
    We'll just have to cut costs...
[17:58] Pipimi
    where we can.
[18:05] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[18:09] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:16] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[18:21] Popuko
    Time for another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking!
[18:24] Popuko
    There better not be any bell peppers.
    I told you to fuck off with the—
[18:27] Popuko
    Bell peppers!
[18:30] Popuko
    No! I hate bell peppers!
[18:33] Popuko
    Horf.
[18:34] Pipimi
    You're gonna make...
[18:36] Pipimi
    Bell Peppermi real sad saying that.
[18:38] Popuko
    Bell Peppermi!
[18:46] Pipimi
    Yeah, I'm done being Peppermi.
SIGN    Fin
[18:50] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[18:54] Nanachi
    Na!
[18:55] Narrator
    Nanachi Ranking!
[18:57] Popuko
    Nanachi Ranking!
[18:59] Pipimi
    What's today's ranking?
[19:01] Popuko
    Five things we want Nanachi to eat!
[19:03] Pipimi
    Let's jump right into number five!
SIGN    TH
SIGN    Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
[19:06] Narrator
    Fifth place: Flounder wrapped in kelp sushi!
SIGN    NANACHI
    RANKING
[19:09] Nanachi
    You shitty anime. How dare you
    mess around with me again?
[19:13] Nanachi
    Nom.
[19:19] Popuko
    You just can't stop someone's dreams!
[19:23] Pipimi
    But if Nanachi's already like this with fifth
    place, who knows how the rest will go?
[19:26] Pipimi
    Rescue squad, make sure you're on standby!
SIGN    Ranking Results
SIGN    1st Fried Shrimp Curry
SIGN    2nd Sasebo Burger
SIGN    3rd Lu Rou Fan
SIGN    4th Chicken Paitan Ramen
SIGN    5th Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
[19:28] Narrator
    This is how the ranking turned out.
[19:31] Popuko
    They just keep saying Naaa... How adorable.
[19:34] Pipimi
    Naaa.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:37] Popuko
    Well? You say your prayers yet? Huh?
[19:37] Pipimi
    All right, let's get this
    shit started. You ready?
[19:41] Mother
    Please stop this!
    There are children present!
[19:45] Popuko
    Oh, fine. I guess we'll have to switch
    over to kiddy-friendly torture today.
[19:48] Pipimi
    Okay.
[19:50] Popuko
    'Kay. We're gonna make your
    wittle teef chitter-chatter.
[19:50] Pipimi
    'Kay, let me see those
    widdle hands of yours.
[19:55] Popuko
    Those spikes must feel real nice.
SIGN    By: Asami Ike
[19:59] Popuko
    I wanna give a giraffe some food!
[20:02] Popuko
    Wow! He's eating it, he's eating it!
[20:06] Popuko
    Ah... Hnnnnngh...
[20:10] Popuko
    Dearie me, my hands seem to be
    drenched in drooly drool now.
[20:13] Popuko
    I'll just wipe them off on this dolphin.
[20:16] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:20] Popuko
    Good morning!
[20:21] Popuko
    I'm going to be surprising
    someone in their sleep today.
[20:25] Popuko
    I'm gonna slobber all over her toothbrush.
[20:29] Popuko
    If she's sleeping naked,
    I'm gonna upload that shit to YouTube.
[20:31] Pipimi
    If you had a crush on me,
    you should've just said so.
[20:37] Pipimi
    Why didn't you just tell me...?
[20:44] Pipimi
    I haven't been able to sleep for years
    because I keep thinking about you...
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:51] Pipimi
    Wait, wait!
[20:53] Popuko
    Nope!
[20:55] Pipimi
    Come on, wait for me!
[20:59] Pipimi
    OMG. The way you're running like
    a bugged-out 3D game is so cute!
[21:05] Popuko
    I bet you say that to all the girls!
[21:07] Popuko
    Oh, stop!
[21:07] Pipimi
    I do not!
[21:08] Popuko
    Playboy, playboy!
[21:15] Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
[21:29] Popuko
    Literally who?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Kweh, kweh, kweh!
SIGN    Kweh
[21:34] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
[21:37] Pipimi
    Kweh?
SIGN    Dafuq...?
[21:39] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh...
SIGN    Let me tell you how I got into this predicament...
[21:42] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh...
SIGN    When I went down into the dungeon,
[21:44] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh?!
SIGN    the floor suddenly disappeared,
[21:45] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh!
SIGN    and the treasure chests on that floor were all monsters!
[21:48] Popuko
    Kweh-kweh, pi pi pi kweh!
[21:50] Pipimi
    Kweh, kweh.
SIGN    I don't believe you.
SIGN    WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
SIGN    WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
[21:52] Popuko
    KWEH-KWEH, PI PI PI!
SIGN    Takeshobo Co. Ltd.
[21:54] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:02] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:09] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:17] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:24] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:31] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:46] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Popuko
    Man, I'm exhausted.
[22:57] Pipimi
    No kidding.
[22:58] Popuko
    They gave us too much freedom.
[23:00] Pipimi
    H-How the hell did this even happen?
[23:01] Popuko
    Yuma-kun, you were insane.
[23:04] Pipimi
    No—
[23:05] Pipimi
    Aaaaaaaargh! My head! My head!
SIGN    Clank
[23:07] Popuko
    Oh, no! He's broken!
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:09] Popuko
    Yuma! Yuma-tan's broken!
[23:13] Popuko
    What's wrong? You love this shit, don't you?
[23:15] Pipimi
    Huh?
[23:15] Popuko
    You love having all this freedom, don't you?
[23:17] Pipimi
    I-I never thought I'd be going
    through all this on Pop Team Epic.
[23:20] Pipimi
    King Records is just...
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:22] Popuko
    Your record label is King Records.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:24] Pipimi
    They're messed up, man.
[23:25] Popuko
    So, you're probably going to go record
    another song after this session, aren't you?
[23:29] Popuko
    For King Records.
[23:30] Pipimi
    I'mma go work.
[23:32] Popuko
    I believe in you.
[23:32] Pipimi
    Today... Today's just, WTF?!
[23:36] Popuko
    Should we not say this?
[23:37] Pipimi
    And we're just out of time.

E4 - Train Battle

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SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[00:05] Popuko
    You're supposed to always throw rock first
    in rock, paper, scissors...
[00:08] Popuko
    But I'mma throw paper!
[00:11] Pipimi
    What?!
[00:16] Popuko
    Did I finish her off?
SIGN    Ya did
SIGN    Ya did
[00:23] Popuko
    Hell yeah!
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:47] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:52] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:57] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:00] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:04] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:07] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:11] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:16] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:18] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:24] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:31] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:35] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:38] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:42] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Train Battle
SIGN    By: ????
[02:01] Popuko
    I know.
[02:03] Popuko
    I'll go to Kyoto.
[02:06] Popuko
    Gonna place a whole bunch...
[02:08] Popuko
    of get-off-my-lawn stones.
SIGN    Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
[02:14] Popuko
    I huffed and I puffed as I moved
    my get-off-my-lawn stones.
[02:16] Popuko
    Om, nom, om, nom, this is delicious.
[02:18] Popuko
    'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
[02:21] Pipimi
    No, ya damn young'un.
[02:26] Popuko
    Then how 'bout I put you down?
[02:29] Pipimi
    Oho.
[02:30] Pipimi
    I see the frog in the well
    knows nothing of the great ocean.
[02:34] Pipimi
    Very well.
[02:35] Pipimi
    I accept your challenge!
[02:37] Conductor
    It would appear that you both accept.
[02:39] Popuko and Pipimi
    Train battle!
SIGN    The weather in Tokyo...
SIGN    Warning Warning Warning
[02:41] Conductor
    A train battle declaration
    has just been issued in car 6.
SIGN    A train battle declaration has been issued
[02:46] Conductor
    We ask that the remaining passengers
    in car 6 swiftly move to another car,
[02:50] Conductor
    and that those who would like to watch
    the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.
[02:55] Popuko
    Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
[03:00] Pipimi
    Time to show you some manners, young'un.
[03:01] Conductor
    The train battle... will now begin.
[03:14] Pipimi
    This is nothing.
[03:20] Popuko
    Ack, that's bright.
[03:22] Pipimi
    I'll use these!
[03:24] Popuko
    Gwah! Wait, ow! Ow, ice creams hurt!
[03:27] Popuko
    Damn it... Oh, yeah.
[03:29] Popuko
    Hey, you know that one
    comedian? Who was it, again?
[03:31] Pipimi
    Huh?
[03:32] Popuko
    Now's my chance!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
[03:44] Conductor
    They've both gone down.
[03:46] Conductor
    Whoever gets up first will be the winner.
[03:52] Pipimi
    To think we've both been
    dealt this much damage...
[03:59] Pipimi
    Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
[04:04] Popuko
    Look outside.
[04:06] Pipimi
    Outside?
[04:13] Pipimi
    D-Doctor ellow!
[04:16] Popuko
    Doctor ellow is known to bestow
    those who see it with good luck.
[04:20] Popuko
    Looks like the goddess of victory
[04:21] Popuko
    has smiled down upon me this time.
[04:24] Conductor
    The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
SIGN    Popuko
[04:32] Pipimi
    I guess I've lost.
[04:33] Pipimi
    You win.
[04:36] Pipimi
    I used to be...
[04:38] Pipimi
    a feisty little train battler like you.
[04:42] Popuko
    That's... an ashtray!
[04:44] Pipimi
    The bullet trains were a part of Japan
    during their economic growth—
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
[04:49] Pipimi
    the passion of the Showa era itself!
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
[04:52] Pipimi
    The smoke from cigarettes
    always lingered in each car,
[04:55] Pipimi
    and bloodthirsty salarymen
    were always starting fights.
[04:59] Pipimi
    That's where the train battles began.
[05:03] Pipimi
    I was afraid...
[05:05] Boy A
    Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
[05:05] Pipimi
    that another piece of culture
    born in the Showa era...
[05:07] Boy B
    Sure.
[05:08] Pipimi
    was going to be irrationally,
    immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
[05:08] College Girl A
    Hey, look. That old man's crying.
[05:11] College Girl B
    Wait, where? Oh, shit.
    He's crying for real.
[05:14] Popuko
    Yeah, I totally get it.
[05:16] Pipimi
    But I'm happy to see that
    train battlers like yourself
[05:20] Pipimi
    are still around.
[05:22] Popuko
    Old man...
[05:24] Pipimi
    I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
[05:26] Pipimi
    The memories of those who fought
    through the Showa era.
[05:33] Popuko
    Tch. Fine.
[05:36] Popuko
    I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
[05:40] Popuko
    I'm going to become...
[05:41] Pipimi
    the best train battler in Japan!
[05:45] Popuko
    To be continued.
[05:46] Pipimi
    No, it isn't!
[05:47] Popuko
    Why, though?
[05:48] Pipimi
    It's not continuing!
[05:48] Popuko
    Wait, no! It's going to continue!
[05:51] Popuko
    We ended up with extra time.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[05:54] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[05:57] Narrator
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[06:00] Popuko
    Where am I?
[06:02] Man
    Oh, you're just a gem!
[06:04] Popuko
    Uh, what?
[06:05] Man
    We'll add this, this,
    this, this, whoo, and look!
[06:08] Man
    You're a natural! I just knew it!
[06:12] Popuko
    Uh, what?
SIGN    Round 1
[06:14] Commentator
    Round 1, you win!
SIGN    Round 2
[06:16] Commentator
    Round 2, you win!
[06:18] Commentator
    Semi-finals, you win!
SIGN    Semi-finals
SIGN    Finals
[06:20] Commentator
    Finals, you sho won!
SIGN    Commendation Ceremony
[06:25] Popuko
    Uh, what?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[06:27] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Loser
[06:29] Popuko
    Guess this one's a dud.
SIGN    Loser
[06:31] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
SIGN    Loser
[06:32] Popuko
    Toss!
SIGN    Loser
[06:33] Popuko
    It broke.
[06:34] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
[06:35] Popuko
    Toss!
[06:36] Popuko
    Something came out.
[06:38] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
[06:39] Popuko
    Toss!
[06:40] Popuko
    Okay, goodnight, folks!
[06:51] Pipimi
    Shit happens.
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[06:52] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[06:56] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[06:59] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[07:01] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[07:05] Popuko
    What the heck? That's hilarious!
[07:07] Popuko
    I'll just do it again!
[07:09] Popuko
    Yup, still hilarious!
[07:10] Teacher
    Hey, Popuoka!
[07:12] Teacher
    Don't bring such things to school!
[07:15] Pipimi
    Did you need something from my Popuoka?
[07:19] Pipimi
    Just look at my Ben knife.
[07:21] Popuko
    Oh, yeah!
[07:24] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:27] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:30] Pipimi
    Can you look right and left
    at the same time?
[07:35] Popuko
    Pfft, easy-peasy.
[07:48] Popuko
    So... I'll use everything.
[07:50] Popuko
    LOL, like I could actually do that!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:53] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[07:57] Popuko
    I want clout!
[08:00] Popuko
    I'm gonna change up my headshot
    before the year's over.
[08:03] Pipimi
    Whoa, there...
[08:06] Pipimi
    Noice.
[08:11] Pipimi
    I want clout!
[08:13] Pipimi
    I'mma finally upload
    that poor, forgotten selfie!
[08:15] Popuko
    What're you gonna do?
[08:17] Popuko and Pipimi
    Noice!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[08:22] Popuko
    I thought up a senryu poem!
[08:25] Pipimi
    Have at it!
[08:27] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Shut the fuck up, you.
[08:29] Popuko
    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
[08:30] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Popuko.
[08:32] Popuko
    Popuko.
[08:34] Pipimi
    My, that is so rude.
SIGN    My, that is so rude.
[08:35] Pipimi
    I must say that you lack tact,
SIGN    I must say that you lack tact,
[08:36] Pipimi
    and quality, too.
SIGN    and quality, too.
[08:39] Pipimi
    Pipimi.
SIGN    Pipimi.
[08:41] Popuko
    Whut?
SIGN    Whut?
[08:43] Popuko
    Well, now I feel dumb.
SIGN    Well, now I feel dumb.
SIGN    I just read that poem out loud
[08:44] Popuko
    I just read that poem out loud
SIGN    ever so proudly.
[08:46] Popuko
    ever so proudly.
[08:47] Popuko
    Popuko.
SIGN    Popuko.
[08:48] Pipimi
    Do not cry, my dear.
SIGN    Do not cry, my dear.
[08:50] Pipimi
    Tears are an accessory
SIGN    Tears are an accessory
SIGN    that doesn't suit you.
[08:51] Pipimi
    that doesn't suit you.
[08:52] Pipimi
    Pipimi.
SIGN    Pipimi.
[08:54] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Makoto Yamashita
SIGN    YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
     stated an alibi at all!
SIGN    PIPI: Leave this to me...
SIGN    Travel

SIGN    Ask someone
SIGN    Inspect someone
SIGN    Show something
SIGN    Look for someone
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Arrest

SIGN    YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
     interrogation room.
SIGN    Travel

SIGN    Ask someone
SIGN    Inspect someone
SIGN    Show something
SIGN    Look for someone
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Arrest

SIGN    YASU: Who did you want to call?
SIGN    Popu
SIGN    PIPI: Popu.
SIGN    PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
SIGN    PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
SIGN    YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
SIGN    POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
SIGN    POPU: The
SIGN    is Yasu!

SIGN    YASU: Wait, no...

SIGN    YASU: Please order a halt to
     this investigation, Pipiboss!
SIGN    PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
SIGN    The Portopia Serial Murder Case
     Pop Team Epic Collab
    
    
    
     Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[09:39] Pipimi?
    Pop Team Epic!
[09:42] Popuko
    Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
[09:45] Pipimi
    That's a great idea!
SIGN    Dumbass Personalities
[09:49] Popuko
    Here I go!
[09:51] Popuko
    Merf.
[09:54] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[09:58] Popuko
    Merf.
[09:59] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:01] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:02] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:04] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:04] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:05] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:06] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:07] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:08] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:09] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:10] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:12] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:12] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:14] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:16] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:17] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf.
[10:18] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:20] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:21] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:22] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:24] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:25] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:26] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:27] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:27] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:30] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:31] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:32] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf, merf...
[10:32] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
[10:34] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:39] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:41] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:42] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:42] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:43] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:44] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf.
[10:45] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:46] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:47] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:48] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:49] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:50] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:51] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:53] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:54] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:57] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:57] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[10:58] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:59] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
[10:59] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf, merf...
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Popuko
    Hey, I guess we can talk now.
[11:07] Pipimi
    Oh, really?
[11:09] Popuko
    Yup.
[11:10] Popuko
    So the reason we got invited on here
    is H°nter x H°nter right?
[11:14] Pipimi
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
[11:16] Popuko
    Yeah, of course.
    This is like perfect timing, too.
[11:18] Pipimi
    Yeah, it is.
[11:20] Popuko
    I basically think it's a miracle.
[11:22] Pipimi
    It's nice.
[11:23] Popuko
    Yeah, it's nice. I mean, we're
    talking about Gn and Kllua here.
[11:27] Pipimi
    Yup.
[11:28] Popuko
    Yup. Of course.
[11:29] Popuko
    I'm pretty sure they bleeped
    that out, so let's keep talking.
[11:33] Pipimi
    I guess Bkub-sensei loves H°nter x H°nter.
[11:37] Popuko
    Yeah, because he upped
    a drawing of Imi the other day.
[11:40] Pipimi*
    Seriously?
[11:42] Popuko
    Yeah, that makes me really happy.
[11:43] Pipimi
    Speaking of really happy things on Twitter,
    gashi-sensei has descended.
[11:46] Popuko**
    Yeah, exactly.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[11:48] Popuko
    That's the perfect timing
    I was talking about.
[11:50] ---
    
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[11:55] Pipimi
    Ow, ow, ow!
[11:57] Popuko
    Beam! I said beam!
[12:05] Popuko
    Did I finish her off? Well?
SIGN    Ya did
SIGN    Ya did
[12:11] Popuko
    Hell yeah!
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:37] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:42] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:47] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:54] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:57] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[13:01] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:06] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:08] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:14] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:19] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:21] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:28] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:32] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Train Battle
SIGN    By: ????
[13:48] Popuko
    Man, I'm bored.
[13:51] Popuko
    I know. I'll go to Kyoto.
[13:56] Popuko
    Gonna buy a whole bunch...
[13:57] Popuko
    of get-off-my-lawn stones.
SIGN    Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
[14:08] Popuko
    'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
[14:11] Pipimi
    No, ya damn young'un.
[14:16] Popuko
    Then how 'bout I put you down?
[14:19] Pipimi
    Oho.
[14:21] Pipimi
    I see the frog in the well
    knows nothing of the great ocean.
[14:24] Pipimi
    Very well.
[14:25] Pipimi
    I accept your challenge!
[14:27] Conductor
    It would appear that you both accept.
[14:29] Popuko and Pipimi
    Train battle!
SIGN    The weather in Tokyo...
SIGN    Warning Warning Warning
[14:31] Conductor
    A train battle declaration
    has just been issued in car 6.
SIGN    A train battle declaration has been issued
[14:36] Conductor
    We ask that the remaining passengers
    in car 6 swiftly move to another car,
[14:40] Conductor
    and that those who would like to watch
    the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.
[14:45] Popuko
    Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
[14:50] Pipimi
    Time to show you some manners, young'un.
[14:51] Conductor
    The train battle... will now begin.
[15:03] Pipimi
    This is nothing.
[15:10] Popuko
    Ack, that's bwight.
[15:12] Pipimi
    I'll use these!
[15:14] Popuko
    Gwah! They're so hard!
[15:16] Popuko
    Damn it...
[15:17] Popuko
    Oh, yeah. Hey, you know that one comedian?
[15:20] Popuko
    Who was it, again?
[15:21] Popuko
    Now!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
[15:24] Popuko
    A-E-I-O-U... sometimes... Y!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
[15:34] Conductor
    They've both gone down.
[15:36] Conductor
    Whoever gets up first will be the winner.
[15:42] Pipimi
    To think we've both been
    dealt this much damage...
[15:44] Pipimi
    Is it a draw?
[15:49] Pipimi
    Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
[15:54] Popuko
    Look outside.
[15:56] Pipimi
    Outside?
[16:03] Pipimi
    D-Doctor ellow!
[16:06] Popuko
    Doctor ellow is known to bestow
    those who see it with good luck.
[16:09] Popuko
    Looks like the goddess of victory
    has smiled down upon me this time.
[16:14] Conductor
    The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
SIGN    Popuko
[16:21] Pipimi
    I guess I've lost.
[16:24] Pipimi
    You win.
[16:26] Pipimi
    I used to be...
[16:27] Pipimi
    a feisty little train battler like you.
[16:31] Popuko
    That's... a tray for ash... An ashtray!
[16:34] Pipimi
    The bullet trains were a part of Japan
    during their economic growth—
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
[16:38] Pipimi
    the passion of the Showa era itself!
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
[16:41] Pipimi
    The smoke from cigarettes
    always lingered in each car,
[16:45] Pipimi
    and bloodthirsty salarymen
    were always starting fights.
[16:48] Pipimi
    That's where the train battles began.
[16:53] Pipimi
    I was afraid...
[16:55] Boy A
    Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
[16:55] Pipimi
    that another piece of culture
    born in the Showa era...
[16:57] Boy B
    Sure.
[16:58] College Girl A
    Hey, look. That old man's crying.
[16:58] Pipimi
    was going to be irrationally,
    immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
[17:01] College Girl B
    Wait, where? Oh, shit.
    He's crying for real.
[17:05] Pipimi
    But I'm happy to see that
    train battlers like yourself
[17:09] Pipimi
    are still around.
[17:12] Popuko
    What're you trying to say?
[17:14] Pipimi
    I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
[17:16] Pipimi
    The memories of those who fought
    through the Showa era.
[17:24] Popuko
    Tch. Fine.
[17:26] Popuko
    I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
[17:29] Popuko
    I'm going to become...
[17:31] Pipimi
    the best train battler in Japan!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[17:43] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[17:47] Narrator
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[17:50] Popuko
    Where am I?
[17:52] Man
    Oh, you're just a gem!
[17:54] Popuko
    Uh, what?
[17:55] Man
    We'll add this, this,
    this, this, whoo, and look!
[17:58] Man
    You're a natural! I just knew it!
[18:02] Popuko
    Uh, what?
SIGN    Round 1
[18:04] Commentator
    Round 1, you win!
SIGN    Round 2
[18:06] Commentator
    Round 2, you win!
[18:08] Commentator
    Semi-finals, you win!
SIGN    Semi-finals
SIGN    Finals
[18:10] Commentator
    Finals, you sho won!
SIGN    Commendation Ceremony
[18:15] Popuko
    Uh, what?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:17] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Loser
[18:19] Popuko
    Guess this one's a dud.
SIGN    Loser
[18:21] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
SIGN    Loser
[18:22] Popuko
    And toss.
SIGN    Loser
[18:23] Popuko
    It broke.
[18:24] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
[18:25] Popuko
    And toss!
[18:26] Popuko
    Something came out.
[18:28] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
[18:29] Popuko
    And toss!
[18:38] Popuko
    Why'd that happen?
[18:40] Pipimi
    They saw right through us.
[18:42] Popuko
    They sure did.
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[18:45] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[18:48] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[18:51] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[18:54] Popuko
    Gently, now... Oh, my!
[18:58] Popuko
    One more time, upsy-daisy!
[19:00] Teacher
    Hey, Popuoka!
[19:02] Teacher
    Don't bring such things to school!
[19:10] Pipimi
    C'mere.
[19:11] Popuko
    Oh, yeah!
[19:13] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:18] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:21] Pipimi
    Can you look right and left
    at the same time?
[19:25] Popuko
    Pfft, easy-peasy.
[19:40] Popuko
    I did it!
[19:41] Pipimi
    You're supposed to say,
    "Like I could actually do that!"
[19:41] Popuko
    Like I could actually do that!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:47] Popuko
    I want to be in the spotlight!
[19:50] Popuko
    Maybe I'll take the TOEIC!
[19:52] Pipimi
    Whoa, there...
[19:56] Pipimi
    Noice.
[20:00] Pipimi
    I want to be in the spotlight!
[20:03] Pipimi
    I had some afternoon tea.
[20:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    Noice!
[20:08] Popuko
    Noice!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:09] Pipimi
    Say the line!
[20:12] Popuko
    Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay!
[20:15] Pipimi
    Have at it!
SIGN    Shut the fuck up, you.
[20:17] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
[20:19] Popuko
    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
[20:20] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Popuko.
[20:22] Popuko
    Popuko.
[20:24] Pipimi
    My, that is so rude.
SIGN    My, that is so rude.
[20:25] Pipimi
    I must say that you lack tact,
SIGN    I must say that you lack tact,
[20:26] Pipimi
    and quality, too.
SIGN    and quality, too.
[20:29] Pipimi
    Pipimi.
SIGN    Pipimi.
[20:31] Popuko
    Whut?
SIGN    Whut?
[20:33] Popuko
    Well, now I feel dumb.
SIGN    Well, now I feel dumb.
[20:34] Popuko
    I just read that poem out loud
SIGN    I just read that poem out loud
SIGN    ever so proudly.
[20:36] Popuko
    ever so proudly.
[20:37] Popuko
    Popuko.
SIGN    Popuko.
[20:38] Pipimi
    Do not cry, my dear.
SIGN    Do not cry, my dear.
[20:39] Pipimi
    Tears are an accessory
SIGN    Tears are an accessory
[20:41] Pipimi
    that doesn't suit you.
SIGN    that doesn't suit you.
[20:42] Popuko
    Actually, they look great on you.
[20:42] Pipimi
    Pipimi.
SIGN    Pipimi.
SIGN    By: Makoto Yamashita
[20:45] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
     stated an alibi at all!
SIGN    PIPI: Leave this to me...
SIGN    Travel

SIGN    Ask someone
SIGN    Inspect someone
SIGN    Show something
SIGN    Look for someone
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Arrest

SIGN    YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
     interrogation room.
SIGN    Travel

SIGN    Ask someone
SIGN    Inspect someone
SIGN    Show something
SIGN    Look for someone
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Arrest

SIGN    YASU: Who did you want to call?
SIGN    Popu
SIGN    PIPI: Popu.
SIGN    PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
SIGN    PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
SIGN    YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
SIGN    POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
SIGN    POPU: You did it, didn't you?
SIGN    YASU: Wait, no...

SIGN    YASU: Please order a halt to
     this investigation, Pipiboss!
SIGN    PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
SIGN    The Portopia Serial Murder Case
     Pop Team Epic Collab
    
    
    
     Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[21:29] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic! Pi!
[21:32] Popuko
    Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
[21:35] Pipimi
    That's a great idea!
SIGN    Dumbass Personalities
[21:39] Popuko
    Here I go!
[21:41] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:44] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:48] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:49] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:51] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:52] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:54] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:55] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:55] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[21:56] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:57] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:58] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:59] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:00] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:02] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:02] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:04] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:06] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf, merf...
[22:06] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
[22:09] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:10] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:11] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:12] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:14] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:15] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:16] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:17] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:17] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:20] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:21] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:22] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf, merf...
[22:22] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
[22:24] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:28] Popuko
    Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay... Um...
[22:32] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:33] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
[22:34] Popuko
    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
[22:35] Pipimi
    Wait, let's do that one more time.
[22:36] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
[22:37] Pipimi
    Hold on. Come on.
[22:38] Popuko
    Popuko.
[22:39] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:40] Pipimi
    Your line wasn't supposed
    to go over mine there.
[22:42] Popuko
    Nope, nope.
[22:44] Popuko
    Well, now I feel dumb.
[22:47] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[22:48] Popuko
    I just read that poem out loud
[22:49] Popuko
    ever so proudly...
    Damn it, my time's done already.
[22:52] Pipimi
    Let's start over again, please?
[22:53] Popuko
    Okay, fine.
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
[22:59] Popuko
    But there are people watching
    on streaming services, too.
[23:02] Popuko
    Actually, are there actually
    people who bought it?
[23:05] Popuko
    You were probably better off buying XXXX.
[23:09] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, what's XXXX?
[23:10] Popuko
    But XXXX is totally more XXXX
    and a better deal.
[23:15] Pipimi
    You're not making any sense. What's XXXX?
[23:17] Popuko
    Oh, really? Act now and you get...
[23:20] Popuko
    a roasted sweet potato.
[23:22] Pipimi
    I have no idea anymore.
[23:24] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan.
[23:25] Popuko
    What are you going to do with the
    money you didn't use to buy PTE S2?
[23:28] Pipimi
    Right now? Invest in an accumulating NISA.
[23:31] Popuko
    Ah, accumulating nii-sans, eh?
SIGN    Accumulating Nii-sans?
[23:32] Popuko
    That's great. Wait, you're not buying PTE?
[23:36] Pipimi
    Of course not. Just send a copy
    to my agency, please.
[23:38] Popuko
    Whoops.
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[23:38] Pipimi
    It's over.

E5 - Shining Shoulder

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[00:04] Popuko
    Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel!
[00:10] Popuko
    We are the scoundrels, my friends!
[00:15] Rando protag
    I've finally found you!
    Now I can avenge my father!
[00:18] Popuko
    Can't you see I'm singing here?!
[00:41] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:43] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:04] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:08] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:13] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:15] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:21] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:26] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:28] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:32] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:35] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:39] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[01:56] Pipimi
    Welcome, and enjoy Pipimi's English Entrance!
[02:03] Pipimi
    Hello, and welcome
    to Pipimi's English Entrance.
[02:07] Pipimi
    I am the English specialist, Pipimi, and...
[02:09] Popuko
    I'm Popuko, and I'm super-
    interested in English!
[02:12] Pipimi
    Now, let's begin our basic
    English lessons for the day.
[02:15] Pipimi
    In this segment, you'll listen to me say
    something, and then you'll repeat after me!
[02:19] Pipimi
    Repeat after me!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[04:50] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[04:53] Popuko
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
[04:55] Popuko and Pipimi
    The Backpow Workout's about to begin!
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Man in the background
     who wields the power
[05:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    You've gotta hit that man of power
    coming from the back with a backpow!
SIGN    Man in the background
     who wields the power
SIGN    Backwards-Digging Mole, Pow-chan
[05:03] Popuko and Pipimi
    You've gotta backpow that
    backwards-digging mole back into the depths!
[05:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    Bacchus Powell, Hussell for short!
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
[05:11] Popuko and Pipimi
    Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors, go!
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    m 54 57 l 127 24 203 33 181 79 90 92
SIGN    Battle with Hussell!
    Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors
     Segment
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    Will you beat him?
[05:15] Popuko and Pipimi
    Will you beat him?
SIGN    Did you beat him?
[05:19] Popuko and Pipimi
    Did you beat him?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[05:23] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[05:27] Pipimi
    Right as you sit,
    I'm gonna pull out your chair...
[05:31] Pipimi
    Or not!
[05:34] Pipimi
    Gonna pull out your chair...
[05:41] Pipimi
    Or not!
[05:43] Popuko and Pipimi
    Boing!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[05:44] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[05:47] Popuko
    The balance between my mind and body...
[05:52] Pipimi
    What's the current ratio?
[05:54] Popuko
    Mind: 9,999. Body: 1.
[05:59] Pipimi
    Leave this to me!
SIGN    Is this what "perfect" is?!
[06:05] Popuko
    Is this what "perfect" is?!
SIGN    Is this what "perfect" is?!
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
[06:15] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:21] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[06:27] Popuko
    Welcome to another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking.
[06:30] Popuko
    All the good boys and girls
    who want paella, gather round!
[06:33] Kids
    Ooh! I want some! I want some!
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[06:45] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[06:49] Pipimi
    It's all about new-money
    trains in this day and age.
[06:52] Pipimi
    I mean, just look at my form.
[06:56] Popuko
    So beautiful...
[06:57] Popuko
    Ten points is not nearly enough!
[06:59] Pipimi
    Are we talking about old-school ixiv here?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:01] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:07] Popuko
    I'm carsick.
[07:08] Pipimi
    You are?!
[07:12] Popuko
    I'm gonna hurl...
[07:13] Pipimi
    You're gonna?!
[07:17] Popuko
    Oh, hey. I'm all better.
[07:18] Pipimi
    You are?!
[07:21] Popuko
    I lied.
[07:22] Pipimi
    You did?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:23] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:27] Pipimi
    What kind of look did you
    want to go for today?
[07:29] Popuko
    The usual tomboy bob, please.
[07:31] Pipimi
    Okay!
[07:33] Popuko
    Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[07:38] Pipimi
    My bad! I made an oopsie!
[07:40] Popuko
    C'mon, now!
[07:42] Pipimi
    Okay!
[07:43] Popuko
    Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[07:48] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:51] Popuko
    Hey, Cactus-kun is looking for hugs.
[07:54] Pipimi
    Serial killer!
[07:56] Popuko
    Kenzan-kun, too!
[07:57] Pipimi
    There's gonna be a bloodbath!
[07:59] Pipimi
    Just hug it out already!
[08:00] Popuko
    What, you scared?
[08:03] Popuko
    Oh?
[08:04] Pipimi
    What's this?
SIGN    Slide... Slide...
[08:06] Popuko
    You want hugs, don't you?!
[08:06] Pipimi
    What's the matter? You can't?
[08:07] Popuko
    You can't do it?
[08:09] Pipimi
    Oh?
[08:10] Pipimi
    Why're you running away,
    you spineless bastards?!
[08:11] Popuko
    Spineless bastards!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:13] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
[08:16] Popuko
    That's right!
[08:18] Popuko
    The Earth's in danger.
[08:21] Popuko
    I mean... The Earth's really in danger here.
[08:24] Pipimi
    For real?
[08:25] Popuko
    Actually... The Earth could
    already be in danger.
[08:29] Pipimi
    Oh, shit!
[08:31] Popuko
    Whether you believe it or not...
[08:34] Popuko
    Depends on if you really believe it or not!
[08:37] Cthulhu
    Then I'll have to say that I don't.
[08:40] Popuko
    Then... That just means
    that's all you've got.
SIGN    By: Makoto Yamashita
SIGN    Today's Baboo
     is PopuPopuu.

SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The scarecrow has failed! A Popuu with destructive tendencies is invincible.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Popuu continues on her path of
     destruction.
[09:03] Popuko
    You fucking moron!
[09:05] Popuko
    You fuckwad!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    All of the traps have been destroyed.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    She also destroyed the gate
     while she was at it.
SIGN    Artistry Points
[09:17] Pipimis
    Popu-chan... Popu-chan... Popu-chan...
SIGN    1st Year 1/7 (Sun) Spring
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I can't eat Pipimi-chan~

[09:21] Popuko
    I can't eat Pipimi-chan!
SIGN    Artistry Points
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[09:32] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:35] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[09:38] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[09:41] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[09:44] Pipimi
    Popuoka!
[09:49] Popuko
    Pipihara...
[09:50] Pipimi
    Apparently this segment's... been canceled.
SIGN    Takeshobo
[10:04] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:12] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:19] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:27] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:33] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:41] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:49] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:56] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:05] Popuko
    Great job today.
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Pipimi
    You, too!
[11:07] Popuko
    That was so much fun.
[11:08] Pipimi
    It was!
[11:09] Popuko
    And we got to see each other after so long.
[11:11] Pipimi
    Right! How long has it been since
    we've been in the booth together?
[11:15] Popuko
    I'm grateful.
[11:16] Pipimi
    There's a show that's on right now,
    but we're all recording separately.
[11:20] Popuko
    Yeah, exactly.
[11:21] Popuko
    The fact that I get to spend so
    much time with you, Yuki-chan...
[11:24] Pipimi
    With me?
[11:24] Popuko
    It's been fun... and it's been so long.
[11:28] Popuko
    Thank you so much.
[11:29] Pipimi
    Thank you so much, Pop Team Epic.
[11:31] Popuko
    Pretty much.
[11:32] Pipimi
    Thanks, Popumi.
[11:35] Popuko
    You, too, Popuko.
[11:37] Pipimi
    You mean Pipiko.
[11:38] Pipimi
    Oh! Popuko and Pipimi. I got them wrong!
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:40] Popuko
    Wait, what?
[11:40] Pipimi
    Am I Pipimi? Right, I'm Pipimi!
[11:42] Popuko
    Yes, I'm Popuko.
[11:43] Pipimi
    Thanks, Popuko.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[11:53] Pipimi
    Pop, pop, p-pop, pop, pop-pop...
[11:54] Popuko
    Scoundrel! Scoundrel!
[12:00] Popuko
    We are the scoundrels, my friends!
[12:06] Rando protag
    I've finally found you!
    Now I can avenge my father!
[12:07] Popuko
    We—
[12:08] Popuko
    Can't you see I'm singing here?!
[12:31] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:33] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:54] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:58] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:03] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:06] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:11] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:16] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:18] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:22] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:29] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[13:46] Pipimi
    Welcome, and enjoy Pipimi's English Entrance!
[13:53] Pipimi
    Hello, and welcome
    to Pipimi's English Entrance.
[13:57] Pipimi
    I am the English specialist, Pipimi, and...
[13:59] Popuko
    I'm Popuko, and I'm super-
    interested in English!
[14:02] Pipimi
    Now, let's begin our basic
    English lessons for the day.
[14:04] Pipimi
    In this segment, you'll listen to me say
    something, and then you'll repeat after me!
[14:09] Pipimi
    Repeat after me!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[16:40] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[16:43] Popuko
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
[16:45] Popuko and Pipimi
    The Backpow Workout's about to begin!
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Man in the background
     who wields the power
[16:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    You've gotta hit that man of power
    coming from the back with a backpow!
SIGN    Man in the background
     who wields the power
SIGN    Backwards-Digging Mole, Pow-chan
[16:53] Popuko and Pipimi
    You've gotta backpow that
    backwards-digging mole back into the depths!
[16:57] Popuko and Pipimi
    Bacchus Powell, Hussell for short!
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
[17:01] Popuko and Pipimi
    Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors, go!
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    m 54 57 l 127 24 203 33 181 79 90 92
SIGN    Battle with Hussell!
    Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors
     Segment
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    Will you beat him?
[17:05] Popuko and Pipimi
    Will you beat him?
[17:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    Did you beat him?
SIGN    Did you beat him?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[17:13] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[17:17] Pipimi
    Right as you sit,
    I'm gonna pull out your chair...
[17:21] Pipimi
    Or not!
[17:25] Pipimi
    Gonna pull out your chair...
[17:31] Pipimi
    Or not!
[17:32] Popuko
    Hup!
[17:33] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot-doo-doo!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[17:35] Pipimi
    Oh, Pop Team Epic.
[17:36] Popuko
    The balance between my mind and body...
[17:42] Pipimi
    What's the current ratio?
[17:44] Popuko
    Mind: 9,999. Body: 1.
[17:49] Pipimi
    Leave this to me! Psshu.
SIGN    Is this what "perfect" is?!
[17:55] Popuko
    Is this what "perfect" is?!
SIGN    Is this what "perfect" is?!
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
[18:01] Popuko
    Well, is it?!
[18:04] Popuko
    Perfect Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:08] Pipimi
    Ready, and...
[18:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking.
[18:12] Pipimi
    That "Ready, and..."
    was so worth putting in.
[18:14] Popuko
    Great job.
[18:17] Popuko
    Welcome to another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking.
[18:20] Popuko
    All the good boys and girls
    who want paella, gather round!
[18:23] Kids
    Ooh! I want some! I want some!
[18:26] Popuko
    And shoot, and shoot,
    and shoot, and shoot...
[18:31] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan!
[18:32] Pipimi
    Whoops, I should've caught
    that with my face.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[18:39] Pipimi
    It's all about new-money
    trains in this day and age.
[18:43] Pipimi
    I mean, just look at my form.
[18:44] Popuko
    So beautiful...
[18:47] Popuko
    Ten points is not nearly enough!
[18:49] Pipimi
    Are we talking about old-school ixiv here?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[18:51] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[18:57] Popuko
    I'm carsick.
[18:58] Pipimi
    You are?!
[19:02] Popuko
    I'm gonna hurl...
[19:03] Pipimi
    You are?!
[19:07] Popuko
    Oh, hey. I'm all better.
[19:08] Pipimi
    You are?!
[19:11] Popuko
    I lied.
[19:12] Pipimi
    You did?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:13] Pipimi
    I wanna buy a hedgehog.
[19:17] Pipimi
    What kind of look did you
    want to go for today?
[19:19] Popuko
    The usual tomboy bob, please.
[19:21] Pipimi
    Okay!
[19:22] Popuko
    Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[19:28] Pipimi
    My bad! I made an oopsie!
[19:30] Popuko
    C'mon, now!
[19:32] Pipimi
    Okay!
[19:33] Popuko
    Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[19:38] Popuko
    Nepal.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:42] Popuko
    Hey, Cactus-kun is looking for hugs.
[19:44] Pipimi
    Serial killer!
[19:46] Popuko
    Kenzan-kun, too!
[19:47] Pipimi
    There's gonna be a bloodbath!
[19:49] Pipimi
    Just hug it out already!
[19:50] Popuko
    What, you scared?
[19:53] Popuko
    Well? Go on.
[19:53] Pipimi
    Hey, get on with it.
SIGN    Slide... Slide...
[19:55] Popuko
    Hey.
[19:56] Popuko
    Hey, you want hugs, don't you?!
[19:57] Pipimi
    What's the matter? Huh?
[19:57] Popuko
    You can't do it?
[19:59] Pipimi
    Hey. Hey, get on with it.
[20:00] Popuko
    Hey. Go.
[20:00] Pipimi
    You're holding a sign that says "free hugs,"
    but they're not free at all!
[20:02] Popuko
    Free, my ass! I'll knock you out!
[20:03] Pipimi
    You're picking and choosing!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
[20:06] Popuko
    That's right!
[20:08] Popuko
    The Earth's in danger.
[20:09] Pipimi
    The Earth's in danger?
[20:11] Popuko
    I mean... The Earth's really in danger here.
[20:14] Pipimi
    Wait, I wasn't listening.
[20:15] Popuko
    Actually... The Earth
    could already be in danger.
[20:19] Pipimi
    Oh, shit! No way! That sucks!
[20:21] Popuko
    Whether you believe it or not...
[20:24] Popuko
    Depends on if you really believe it or not!
[20:27] Cthulhu
    Then I'll have to say that I don't.
[20:31] Popuko
    You... Just go roll some dice or something.
SIGN    By: Makoto Yamashita
SIGN    Today's Baboo
     is PopuPopuu.

SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The scarecrow has failed! A Popuu with destructive tendencies is invincible.
[20:48] Popuko
    No... no.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Popuu continues on her path of
     destruction.
[20:51] Popuko
    No! No! No!
[20:56] Popuko
    You fuckwad!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    All of the traps have been destroyed.
[20:58] Popuko
    You fuckwad!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    She also destroyed the gate
     while she was at it.
SIGN    Artistry Points
[21:07] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, I'm ready.
SIGN    1st Year 1/7 (Sun) Spring
[21:09] Pipimi
    I grew nice and yummy.
[21:10] Pipimi
    Now, eat me up.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I can't eat Pipimi-chan~

[21:12] Popuko
    I can't eat Pipimi-chan!
SIGN    Artistry Points
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[21:22] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[21:25] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[21:28] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[21:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[21:34] Pipimi
    Popuoka!
[21:39] Popuko
    Pipihara...
[21:40] Pipimi
    Apparently this segment's... been canceled.
[21:45] Popuko
    Canceled...
SIGN    Takeshobo
[21:49] Popuko
    So that means...
[21:54] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:02] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:09] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:17] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:24] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:31] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:46] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Pipimi
    Hey, hey, Popuko-chan.
    I have a question for you.
[22:58] Popuko
    What is it, Pipimi-chan?
[22:59] Pipimi
    You know how you get some hair
    growing on your big toe?
[23:01] Pipimi
    It's just there.
[23:02] Popuko
    Yeah.
[23:03] Pipimi
    But why's it even there?
    What's it protecting?
[23:06] Popuko
    That question could sway
    the fate of the whole world.
[23:09] Pipimi
    What?
[23:10] Popuko
    Because that hair...
[23:14] Popuko
    protects you from being electrocuted...
[23:17] Popuko
    when you drop your smartphone.
[23:20] Pipimi
    What?
[23:21] Pipimi
    Oh, so you're saying that humanity,
    even from a long time ago,
[23:24] Pipimi
    predicted the creation of smartphones
[23:26] Pipimi
    and that they'd be
    dropping them on their own feet?
[23:29] Popuko
    Whether you believe it or not...
[23:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Depends on if you really believe it or not!

E6 - POP Memories to YOU

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:04] Popuko
    Welcome to the Pop Team Epic Night Show!
    Today, we have the Earth with us!
[00:09] Popuko
    Now, hang on a sec.
[00:11] Popuko
    If the Earth is here,
    what are we all standing on?
[00:13] Pipimi
    Ah, so you've finally realized it.
[00:15] Popuko
    Whut?
[00:17] Pipimi
    Everything about this world is a sham.
[00:21] Popuko
    It's a sham?
[00:45] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:50] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:55] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:05] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:08] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:16] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:19] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:25] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:31] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:36] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:38] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:42] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    POP Memories To YOU
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[01:58] Narrator (Pipimi)
    Have you ever heard the tale
    about this strange bell?
[02:01] Narrator (Pipimi)
    It appears on the cape just once each summer,
[02:03] Narrator (Pipimi)
    and if two people ring the bell,
[02:05] Narrator
    they're bound together by eternal love.
[02:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    POP Memories
[02:10] Popuko and Pipimi
    I'll be waiting for you tomorrow
[02:14] Popuko and Pipimi
    Kick that cowardice
[02:17] Popuko and Pipimi
    We both laughed and ran
[02:22] Popuko and Pipimi
    We cherished this moment right now
[02:27] Popuko and Pipimi
    We did
[02:29] Popuko and Pipimi
    Close your eyes
[02:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    And I want you to believe in
[02:35] Popuko and Pipimi
    POP Memories to YOU
SIGN    Start
    Continue
    Options
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Today's our entrance ceremony,
     and the beginning of my youth!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    My goal is to get a cute girlfriend.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Just kidding! A real man's
     gotta concentrate on his studies!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Hey! You planning to be late
     for our first day of school?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This scary girl is my childhood friend.
     Not that either of us had any say in it.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Man... I've got no luck with girls.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Jeez!
     You're such a pain!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I feel bad for your future wife!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    My bad. I'll treat you to something
     on our way home,
     so let me off the hook.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You've got some nerve! I already
     know you're completely broke
     for the month!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Whoopsie.
     My bad again.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Jeez! We were seriously
     almost late for our first day!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Whew! Good grief.
     I guess we made it just in time.
SIGN    Bam!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Sh-She's so cute!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Are you all right?
     Oh! Oh, no! You're bleeding...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    N-No need to worry!
     A real man...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: I'm sorry this handkerchief
     is so girly... But the bleeding's
     stopped now.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    R-Right...
     Bo-yo-yoing...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Look at that stupid grin on
     your face. Jeez, you're hopeless.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Wait, you're...
    
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: We're on the same tennis
     team together...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: I guess we go to the same school!
     It's great to see you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Wow! I guess we're going to the
     same school now! I'm so happy!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    H-Hey, you know this beautiful girl?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Pfft, now you're impressed?
     But she's way too good for you!
    
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Don't be like that! Goddess, O Great
     Childhood Friend! Please grant this lowly
     fellow that girl's digits, pwease!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Ahaha...
     I can hear you...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ah, how can fate be so cruel? Of course
     that beautiful girl would be the student
     council president that every guy admires.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Looks like I've got my work
     cut out for me...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Senpai!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hey! No middle school kids allowed!
     Only adults around here.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Look at you, trying to act all
     mature! I thought you forgot
     all about me!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You dummy. Like I'd ever forget the face of
     my precious kohai. I'm the best senpai you
     could ask for!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Tehe! I feel a bit relieved that you
     never change.
     So, did you get a girlfriend yet?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Don't ask me that.
     You're gonna make me cry. Sob, sob...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You know, if you'd wait
     just another year, I'd...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Oh, never mind!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hm? Did you say something?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Nyah! See you later, Senpai!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Good grief... Oh, crap! The school store's
     gonna be packed!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread Bread
SIGN    Rice dishes Noodle dishes
SIGN    Pick up
SIGN    Corner
SIGN    D'oh! E-Everything's sold out...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Sorry 'bout that. We're feedin'
     lots of growing kids here.
     Best not be late next time!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    If I starve to death,
     I'll curse you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Are you hungry?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread Bread
SIGN    Who the heck is this chick? Is she really
    gonna eat all that bread all by herself?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Want one...?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hngh... I don't need your pity!
     I haven't fallen so low that I need
     to take food from a girl!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gurgle~
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Hehe... You're funny.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread Bread
SIGN    Rice dishes Noodle dishes
SIGN    Damn it, stomach! How dare you
     embarrass me like that? N-No, you've got the wrong idea... Hahaha...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Here... This one's my
     personal favorite.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    What the heck? Custard bread...?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: They're delicious. See you later.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    "See you later," huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I might be imagining it, but it feels like
     my time's finally arrived...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Does that mean... My rose-colored youth
     is finally going to begin?! Huehue!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hey! I found even more girls over there!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hey, what are you two talking about?
     Maybe a hot guy holding custard bread
     in one hand?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Who the hell is this retro protag?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: God, you're annoying! Piss off!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[06:27] Man
    Huh?!
[06:33] Man
    Shit!
[06:34] Man
    This game is boring as shit!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[06:38] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[06:42] Popuko
    I'm gonna be auto-tracking all day today!
[06:44] Pipimi
    Okay.
[06:46] Popuko
    Um, um, this way, um, um, um, um...
[06:51] Popuko
    Um, um, that way, um, um, um, um...
[06:54] Popuko
    Um, um, this way, that way, some way...
[06:58] Popuko
    Um, um, this way, um,
    um, uh, um, uh, uh, um...
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:06] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[07:08] Pipimi
    Okay. Today, I'll do the auto-tracking.
[07:12] Popuko
    Roger!
[07:13] Popuko
    This way!
[07:15] Pipimi
    Hup, hup...
[07:16] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:19] Pipimi
    Hup...
[07:20] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:25] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:28] Popuko
    Huh?
[07:30] Popuko
    P-P-P-Pipimi-chan, where are you?!
[07:33] Pipimi
    Here.
[07:35] Popuko
    Abeshi!
[07:40] Popuko and Pipimi
    Oh. Hello, there.
[07:42] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[07:45] Popuko?
    Bob Team... Epic.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    Cooking-san is going to try to make fried rice today! I wonder what kind of dish he'll make!
[07:48] Cooking
    I'm gonna make fried rice today!
[07:50] Cooking
    Pour rice into the frying pan.
[07:52] Cooking
    And sauté! So tiring!
[07:55] Cooking
    How you like that?
    This is my special fried rice!
SIGN    Full of Rice
SIGN    Fried Rice
[07:58] Cooking
    Man, it looks good!
[08:00] Cooking
    Down the hatch!
[08:01] Pipimi
    Heyo. Fried Rice Eats here.
[08:09] Cooking
    Guess there're just days like this.
[08:12] Cooking
    But this is what cooking's all about!
[08:15] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
SIGN    The Evil Yokai "Kappa" Appears at a
     Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
SIGN    Wanted
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kappa Sushi
SIGN    Huge Discount
SIGN    We've Discovered "Huge Discount" Sushi
     at a Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kappa Sushi
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:43] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:26] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:29] Pipimi
    Say... What do you want to do...
[09:32] Pipimi
    with this giant lump of brown sugar?
[09:35] Pipimi
    What do you wanna do?
[09:38] Pipimi
    What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
[09:43] Pipimi
    Bwat boo vuu banna boo?
[09:47] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Asami Ike
[10:00] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:07] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:15] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:23] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:29] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:45] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:52] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:07] Pipimi
    Great job today!
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:09] Popuko
    You, too!
[11:11] Popuko
    We definitely... needed
    a lot of power for that.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:14] Pipimi
    Um, uh... If we're being honest here...
[11:17] Pipimi
    I don't really think I got any of it.
[11:19] Popuko
    Maybe that's what's so great about it.
[11:21] Pipimi
    Well... It's been a while
    since we've seen each other.
[11:24] Pipimi
    Did it go okay?
[11:25] Popuko
    Huh? Well, it was really nostalgic.
[11:28] Pipimi
    Nostalgic!
[11:29] Popuko
    The way you just said that...
[11:31] Pipimi
    I'm sure it's nostalgic
    for the viewers, too.
[11:33] Popuko
    Right?
[11:34] Popuko
    But I'm so thankful for this opportunity.
[11:36] Pipimi
    Exactly. It feels like the Earth did
    a full circle... What am I saying?
[11:40] Pipimi
    It's ending!
[11:41] Popuko
    Yup.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:47] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:51] Popuko
    Welcome to the Pop Team Epic Night Show!
    Today, we have the Earth with us!
[11:57] Popuko
    Now, hang on a sec.
[11:58] Popuko
    If the Earth is here,
    what are we all standing on?
[12:00] Pipimi
    So you've finally realized it!
[12:04] Pipimi
    Everything about this world is a sham!
[12:08] Popuko
    Doesn't sham sound like yam? Sham, yam.
[12:10] Pipimi
    Whut?!
[12:32] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:33] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:35] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:37] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:40] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:42] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:45] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:52] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:55] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:59] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:04] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:06] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:12] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:16] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:18] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:23] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:30] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    POP Memories To YOU
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[13:45] Narrator (Pipimi)
    Have you ever heard the tale
    about this strange bell?
[13:48] Narrator (Pipimi)
    It appears on the cape just once each summer,
[13:50] Narrator (Pipimi)
    and if two people ring the bell,
    they're bound together by eternal love.
[13:54] Popuko and Pipimi
    POP Memories
[13:57] Popuko and Pipimi
    I'll be waiting for you tomorrow
[14:01] Popuko and Pipimi
    Kick that cowardice
[14:04] Popuko and Pipimi
    We both laughed and ran
[14:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    We cherished this moment right now
[14:14] Popuko and Pipimi
    We did
[14:16] Popuko and Pipimi
    Close your eyes
[14:18] Popuko and Pipimi
    And I want you to believe in
[14:22] Popuko and Pipimi
    POP Memories to YOU
SIGN    Start
    Continue
    Options
SIGN    Today's our entrance ceremony,
     and the beginning of my youth!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    My goal is to get a wonderful boyfriend!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Just kidding! A real woman's
     gotta concentrate on her studies!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Hey! You planning to be late
     for our first day of school?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This busybody guy is my childhood friend.
     Not that either of us had any say in it.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Man... He's got a nice face,
     but he's such a jerk.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Jeez!
     You're such a pain!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: I feel bad for your future husband.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    My bad. I'll treat you to something
     on our way home.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You've got some nerve.
     You already said you were almost
     broke this month.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Yikes, he's got me figured out.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: That was close. We were
     seriously almost late our first day.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Whew! Good grief.
    I guess we made it just in time.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bam!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ow! S-Sorry!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Oh, God! He's hot!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Are you all right?
     Oh, no! You're bleeding...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Oh, this is nothing!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: I'm sorry this handkerchief
     is so boyish... But the bleeding's
     stopped now.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    R-Right...
     Bo-yo-yoing...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Tch... Look at that stupid grin
     on your face.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Wait, you're...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You're on the rival racing team.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You're my senpai?
     Man, this sucks!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Come on, don't be like that.
     I guess you're violent
     both on and off the circuit.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Wait, you know this hottie?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: What? This dude's your type?
     Well, you've got shit taste.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    D'aww, is the childhood friend jealous?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Good grief. What are we going
     to do with him?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ah, how can fate be so cruel? Of course
    that hot guy would be the student council
     president that every girl admires.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Looks like I've got my work
     cut out for me...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Senpai!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Eek! No middle school kids allowed!
     Only adults around here.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Look at you, trying to act all
     mature, you weirdo.
     I thought you forgot all about me!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You dummy. Like I'd ever forget the face
     of my precious kohai.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Hehe! I feel a bit relieved
     that you never change.
     So, did you get a boyfriend yet?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Stop that.
    You know you shouldn't bring that up.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: You know, if you'd wait
     just another year, I'd...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Oh, never mind!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hm? Did you say something?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Nyah! See you later, Senpai!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Good grief... Oh, crap! The school store's
    gonna be packed!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread Bread
SIGN    Rice dishes Noodle dishes
SIGN    Pick up
SIGN    Corner
SIGN    D'oh! E-Everything's sold out...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Popuko: Sorry 'bout that. We're feedin'
     lots of growing kids here.
     Best not be late next time!
    
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Waah! If I starve to death,
     I'll curse you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: You, there... Are you hungry?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread Bread
SIGN    Wh-Who the heck is this guy? Is he really
    gonna eat all that bread all by himself?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Want one...?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I haven't fallen so low that I need to take
    food from some rando!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gurgle~
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Hehe... You're funny.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bread Bread
SIGN    Rice dishes Noodle dishes
SIGN    Urgh... Damn it. How dare you
    embarrass me like that, stomach?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: Here... This one's my
     personal favorite.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    What the heck? Custard bread...?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Pipimi: They're delicious. See you later.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    "See you later," huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I might be imagining it, but it feels like
     my time's finally arrived...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Does that mean... My rose-colored youth
     is finally going to begin?!
     All right! Let's do this!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[18:00] Protag
    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Releasing an incomplete game?
    Give me a break. Payback time.
SIGN    First of all, there's Okawa Bkub,
     who ran off with some chick
     during production.
     Yeah, you, jackass.
SIGN    Then there's King Records,
     who did nothing but slack
     the whole damn time.
     Yeah, you, jackass.
SIGN    Whew, that's better...
SIGN    Or not. Takeshobo, yeah, you.
     I'm talking to you.
     Ugh, just disappear.
[18:25] YuiP
    So this is how shit games work?!
[18:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:35] Popuko
    I'm gonna be auto-tracking all day today!
[18:37] Pipimi
    Okay.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:58] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:01] Pipimi
    Okay. Today, I'll do the auto-tracking.
[19:05] Popuko
    'Kay!
[19:07] Popuko
    This way!
[19:09] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan?!
[19:13] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan?!
[19:18] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan?!
[19:21] Popuko
    Huh?
[19:24] Popuko
    P-P-P-Pipimi-chan, where are you?!
[19:28] Popuko
    H-Hey!
[19:32] Popuko and Pipimi
    You and I... are now overlayed!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[19:35] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:38] Popuko?
    Bob Team... Epic.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    Cooking-san is going to try to make fried rice today! I wonder what kind of dish he'll make!
[19:41] Cooking
    I'm gonna make fried rice today!
[19:44] Cooking
    Pour rice into the frying pan.
[19:45] Cooking
    And sauté! So tiring!
[19:48] Cooking
    How you like that?
    This is my special fried rice!
SIGN    Full of Rice
SIGN    Fried Rice
[19:51] Cooking
    Man, it looks good!
[19:53] Cooking
    Down the hatch!
[19:54] Pipimi
    Heyo. Fried Rice Eats here.
[20:02] Cooking
    Guess there're just days like this.
[20:05] Cooking
    But this is what cooking's all about!
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[20:08] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    The Evil Yokai "Kappa" Appears at a
     Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
SIGN    Wanted
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kappa Sushi
SIGN    Huge Discount
SIGN    We've Discovered "Huge Discount" Sushi
     at a Nationwide Chain Off the Freeway!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kappa Sushi
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:37] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[20:50] Popuko
    Uh... wha? Hello...
[21:01] Popuko
    Uh, hello? Hi?
[21:19] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:22] Pipimi
    Say... What do you want to do...
[21:25] Pipimi
    with this giant lump of brown sugar?
[21:28] Pipimi
    What do you wanna do?
[21:31] Pipimi
    What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
[21:40] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic... Hey!
[21:40] Popuko
    Pop Team! Oh, whoopsie.
SIGN    By: Asami Ike
[21:53] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:01] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:08] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:16] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:23] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:45] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[23:00] Pipimi
    Great job today. I'm Masuda Toshiki.
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[23:01] Popuko
    You, too.
[23:03] Popuko
    Oh, I'm Hatanaka Tasuku.
[23:03] Pipimi
    And now...
[23:04] Pipimi
    Hatanaka-san wanted to do a free talk,
    so the next 35 seconds are all his.
[23:08] Popuko
    Wait, what?
[23:09] Pipimi
    And go.
[23:10] Popuko
    Hey, come on now.
    You can't do that to me, seriously.
[23:13] Popuko
    Wait, you're really walking
    away from the mic?!
[23:16] Popuko
    Wait, uh... Um.
[23:18] Popuko
    Yes, hi. Right. Um, I mean, it's fine
    for people who know our voices,
[23:25] Popuko
    but there are people who don't...
[23:27] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic is, like, nationwide.
[23:29] Popuko
    So... Um, yeah.
[23:32] Popuko
    So there might be people who don't
    know our voices... Wait, no way.

E7 - Raising Hell: The Hellshake Arrow

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SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[00:22] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:23] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:25] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:27] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:28] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:30] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:32] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:33] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:35] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:38] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[00:42] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[00:45] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:02] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:06] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:08] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:13] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:15] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:20] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[01:40] Popuko
    I got yelled at for saying I wanted
    to become a paladin when I grew up.
[01:44] Popuko
    But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
[01:47] Narrator
    Hellshake Yano.
SIGN    Hellshake Yano
SIGN    The musician who wrote his name
     into legend at the Big Budokan
    Hellshake Yano
[01:50] Narrator
    The musician who wrote his name
    into legend at the Big Budokan.
[01:54] Narrator
    Alas, his musical career was crushed
    in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
SIGN    Major Contract
[01:57] Narrator
    his major record label contract went kaput,
[01:59] Narrator
    and Yano disappeared
    without anyone noticing.
SIGN    Investigative Team
[02:03] Narrator
    Our investigative team decided
    to track Yano down
[02:06] Narrator
    so they could do an up-close-
    and-personal interview!
[02:09] Narrator
    Ta-dah!
SIGN    Emotional Documentary Special
    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[02:10] Narrator
    Emotional Documentary Special:
    Rising Hell The Hellshake Arrow.
SIGN    Ramen Shot
SIGN    Best Ramen in Town
SIGN    Ramen Shot
[02:18] Narrator
    A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
[02:20] Narrator
    That's where our team
    found Yano working.
[02:24] Shop owner
    Make sure you shake all the
    water out of those noodles.
SIGN    Ramen Shot
SIGN    Best Ramen in Town
SIGN    Ramen Shot
[02:26] Yano
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
[02:28] Yano
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
    shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
[02:30] Narrator
    Yano had forgotten about music
    and was shaking noodles instead.
[02:30] Yano
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
    shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
[02:34] Narrator
    But then, Yano got a visitor...
[02:38] Manager
    I finally found you.
[02:40] Yano
    Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
[02:42] Manager
    Heh, don't go underestimating
    your former manager's instincts.
[02:45] Manager
    Yano, why don't you try entering this?
SIGN    Gather 'round, future stars
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
SIGN    Win the Grand Prix
    and become a star!
SIGN    We're waiting for all
     the musicians to apply!
SIGN    We're cheering you on!
SIGN    Date:
SIGN    Place:
    Event Space
[02:50] Manager
    A music contest where only
    the top musicians compete!
[02:53] Manager
    The Musicione Grand Prix!
[02:55] Manager
    If you win this,
    you'll go back to being a star overni—
[02:59] Yano
    Ain't interested.
[03:00] Manager
    What?!
[03:01] Yano
    I decided not to do music ever again.
[03:05] Yano
    Never, ever again.
[03:08] Manager
    Y-Yano...
[03:10] Manager
    Yano...
[03:12] Narrator
    The day of the event.
SIGN    Event Space
[03:15] Narrator
    Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
[03:20] Yano
    I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
    win this thing! Hell yeah!
[03:25] Narrator
    Rising Hell.
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[03:32] Narrator
    And now, a word from our sponsor,
    Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
SIGN    Apollon
[03:42] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[03:43] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[03:46] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[03:48] Popuko and Pipimi
    Celebrating 50 years.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    Thank you for 50 years
[03:51] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[03:52] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[03:54] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[03:57] Popuko and Pipimi
    A slightly unique music shop.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    A slightly unique music shop
[04:00] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[04:02] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[04:04] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[04:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    Located in Niigata.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    6 shops in Niigata
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[04:15] Narrator
    Rising Hell.
[04:19] Host
    Musicione Grand Prix!
SIGN    Musicione
    Grand Prix
SIGN    4 minutes
[04:22] Host
    Our contestants will have four minutes
    to present their musici.
[04:25] Host
    Our judges will repeatedly
    tap their buttons to award points,
SIGN    Point Button
    Tap Repeatedly
[04:28] Host
    and our contestants will compete
    for the highest total score.
SIGN    Total Score
[04:31] Host
    All right, let's welcome
    our first contestant!
[04:34] Narrator
    Pshuu...
[04:35] Host
    Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
[04:39] Narrator
    Step, step, step, step.
SIGN    No-Subject Prince
[04:42] No-Subject Prince
    I'm the No-Subject Prince.
    Don't expect a subject from me.
SIGN    Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
SIGN    Time Remaining
[04:46] Host
    He's taking his time...
[04:48] Host
    Just how is he going to leave
    the subject out of a sentence?
[04:50] Host
    He's running out of time!
[04:53] No-Subject Prince
    Bow down...
SIGN    Bow down...
[04:54] Judge
    He did it!
[04:55] Host
    He magnificently left out any subject there.
    Look at those points rack up!
[04:58] Host
    And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Kapow
[05:00] No-Subject Prince
    Thank you.
[05:02] Yano
    He got a perfect score with just
    a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
[05:05] Yano
    I'm up next!
SIGN    Stage
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
SIGN    D-D-D-Dash
[05:06] Narrator
    D-D-D-D-Dash...
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
[05:09] Host
    Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
[05:13] Narrator
    Pshuu!
[05:14] Narrator
    Step, step, step, step.
[05:18] Narrator
    It was then that Yano realized
    his fatal shortcoming.
SIGN    Musicione
[05:21] Yano
    D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
    Where do I tap?
SIGN    Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
[05:25] Yano
    D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
    Take that, and that!
[05:28] Yano
    Damn it! It's no use! But why?
[05:30] Yano
    Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
[05:32] Yano
    But why?! The guitar!
[05:32] Manager
    Yano, what's wrong?
[05:35] Manager
    Don't tell me you forgot how
    to play the guitar...
[05:40] Manager
    I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
[05:43] Narrator
    Rustle, rustle, rustle,
    flappy, flap, flap...
[05:46] Narrator
    Rustle.
SIGN    New Hotel
[05:47] Host
    What's this? Yano's second
    has thrown in the towel!
[05:50] Host
    Is Yano going to forfeit?
[05:52] Yano
    Hell no!
[05:53] Narrator
    Fwap!
[05:55] Yano
    Don't think... Just move
    the way your instincts tell you!
SIGN    Think
SIGN    No, don't think...
SIGN    Yano...
[05:58] Yano
    Just move your body!
[06:00] Yano
    Here I go!
SIGN    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
[06:01] Narrator
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
[06:04] Yano
    Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
[06:06] Yano
    These are the movements I do
    at the ramen shop!
SIGN    Wait, nooooo
SIGN    Worldly Desires
[06:10] Yano
    I need to purge these worldly desires
    I acquired in mundane life...
SIGN    Hell
[06:15] Yano
    and regain Hell within my heart!
[06:17] Yano
    Hey, staff! Snap!
[06:20] Yano
    Come on, bring me a new guitar!
[06:21] Narrator
    Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
SIGN    Purifying Guitar
[06:24] Yano
    The guitar that has 108 strings...
    The Purifying Guitar!
[06:28] Yano
    I'll use this to get rid of all of
    my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
[06:31] Manager
    108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
[06:33] Yano
    Just shut up and watch!
[06:35] Manager
    Throw in the towel!
[06:37] Yano
    Hell no!
[06:43] Yano
    Hellshaaaaake!
[06:48] Narrator
    Crack...
SIGN    Crack...
[06:51] Narrator
    Snap!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Snap
[06:53] Yano
    Oh, no! My pick shattered!
[06:55] Yano
    Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
SIGN    Victory
[07:02] Yano
    Ah... My dreams...
[07:04] Narrator
    Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
[07:05] Yano
    Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
[07:08] Narrator
    Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
[07:10] Yano
    Hey! You're the one that appears out
    of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
[07:13] Bird
    Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
[07:16] Yano
    What?
[07:17] Bird
    Then...
[07:18] Yano
    What's there?
[07:19] Bird
    Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
[07:21] Yano
    Hey, wait!
[07:23] Host
    You've got thirty seconds left!
SIGN    30 Seconds Remaining
[07:25] Yano
    Crap!
SIGN    Guitarist Forest
[07:26] Yano
    I don't have time to waste!
[07:28] Narrator
    D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
[07:29] Narrator
    And Yano ran, believing
    in that tiny glimmer of hope.
[07:32] Narrator
    He ran down that perilous path!
[07:35] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 28 seconds remaining!
[07:38] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 26 seconds remaining!
[07:40] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 24 seconds remaining!
[07:43] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
[07:43] Narrator
    And then, deep in the forest,
    he finally found it...
[07:49] Yano
    Oh! That's...
[07:51] Narrator
    Zooom.
[07:53] Yano
    The legendary pick that can pick
    through anything! The Master Pick!
SIGN    Master Pick
[07:59] Yano
    Master Pick, lend me your strength!
SIGN    Huff... Huff...
[08:04] Yano
    So this is the legendary...
    Wait, it's not coming out!
[08:07] Yano
    It's not budging!
[08:10] Yano
    I've always put my health first,
[08:14] Yano
    but right now, playing the guitar
    is more important!
[08:17] Yano
    Quiver, my body!
[08:20] Yano
    Quiver, quiver, quiver, quiver...
[08:24] Manager
    A-Amazing. He's making his health
    quiver and turning it into power!
[08:29] Manager
    The man who shakes even health,
    Hellshake Yano!
[08:34] Yano and Manager
    Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
[08:41] Yano and Manager
    And finally, the pick was released!
[08:45] Narrator
    Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
[08:49] Narrator
    Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
SIGN    Venue
[08:52] Yano
    Go!
[08:54] Narrator
    The overwhelming energy from
    the Master Pick became one with Yano
[08:58] Narrator
    and led him back to the venue.
[08:59] Narrator
    Crash!
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
[09:00] Host
    What the?! A huge pick
    just fell from the sky!
[09:04] Yano
    I'm not out of the game yet!
[09:06] Yano
    I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
[09:09] Host
    Ten seconds remaining!
SIGN    10 Seconds Remaining
[09:10] Host
    Will he make it in time?!
[09:12] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[09:15] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[09:20] Yano
    Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
SIGN    Plink
    Clink
SIGN    Plonk
    Plank
SIGN    Twang
[09:25] Yano
    Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
SIGN    Rip
    Rip
SIGN    Plink
    Twang
SIGN    Plunk
SIGN    Psssh
SIGN    Tear Tear
    Kaput
[09:31] Yano and others
    Hell...shake!
SIGN    Rip
    Rip
[09:35] Narrator
    Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
SIGN    Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
[09:39] Host
    He managed to cut through
    all of the strings!
[09:41] Host
    Hellshake wins!
SIGN    1 Second Remaining
SIGN    Huff... Huff...
    Huff... Huff...
[09:46] Everyone
    Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
[09:56] Narrator
    Kaboom!
[09:57] Popuko
    Hey, are you listening?
[09:59] Pipimi
    Oh, sorry. I was thinking
    about Hellshake Yano.
[10:10] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:17] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
SIGN    Popuko
    Pipimi:
    Hellshake Yano:
    Manager:
    Narrator:
    Host:
    Judge:
    No-Subject Prince:
    Ramen Shop Owner:
    The One That Appears Out of
    Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
SIGN    Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
     Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
[10:25] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:32] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:39] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:47] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:54] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[11:02] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    How Long Did It Take You to Make This?
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
[11:15] Staff
    How long did it take you to make this?
[11:18] Itakura
    Actually, I didn't really
    do anything for this.
[11:22] Itakura
    Adachi basically made
    the whole thing himself.
[11:24] Itakura
    So I saw the completed project,
    got involved with the acting part,
[11:28] Itakura
    and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
[11:30] Itakura
    I really like the "shake, shake, shake"
     during the ramen part.
[11:34] Itakura
    How long did this thing take you to make?
[11:36] Adachi
    Well, the script actually took quite a—
SIGN    Rerun
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[12:11] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:13] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:15] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:16] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:18] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:20] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:21] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:23] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:25] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:28] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:31] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:35] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[12:52] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[12:56] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[12:58] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:03] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:05] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:09] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[13:31] Popuko
    I got yelled at for saying I wanted
    to become a paladin when I grew up.
[13:35] Popuko
    But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
[13:38] Narrator
    Hellshake Yano.
SIGN    Hellshake Yano
[13:40] Narrator
    The musician who wrote his name
    into legend at the Big Budokan.
SIGN    The musician who wrote his name
     into legend at the Big Budokan
    Hellshake Yano
[13:44] Narrator
    Alas, his musical career was crushed
    in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
[13:48] Narrator
    his major record label contract went kaput,
SIGN    Major Contract
[13:50] Narrator
    and Yano disappeared
    without anyone noticing.
SIGN    Investigative Team
[13:54] Narrator
    Our investigative team decided
    to track Yano down
[13:57] Narrator
    so they could do an up-close-
    and-personal interview!
[14:00] Narrator
    Ta-dah!
SIGN    Emotional Documentary Special
    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[14:01] Narrator
    Emotional Documentary Special:
    Rising Hell The Hellshake Arrow.
SIGN    Ramen Shot
SIGN    Best Ramen in Town
SIGN    Ramen Shot
[14:09] Narrator
    A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
[14:11] Narrator
    That's where our team
    found Yano working.
[14:15] Shop owner
    Make sure you shake all the
    water out of those noodles.
SIGN    Ramen Shot
SIGN    Best Ramen in Town
SIGN    Ramen Shot
[14:17] Yano
    Yes, sir!
[14:18] Yano
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake,
    shake. Shake, shake, shake.
SIGN    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
[14:21] Narrator
    Yano had forgotten about music
    and was shaking noodles instead.
[14:24] Yano
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
    shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
[14:25] Narrator
    But then, Yano got a visitor...
[14:29] Manager
    I finally found you.
[14:31] Yano
    Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
[14:33] Manager
    Heh, don't go underestimating
    your former manager's instincts.
[14:37] Manager
    Yano, why don't you try entering this?
SIGN    Gather 'round, future stars
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
SIGN    Win the Grand Prix
    and become a star!
SIGN    We're waiting for all
     the musicians to apply!
SIGN    We're cheering you on!!
SIGN    Date:
SIGN    Place:
    Event Space
[14:41] Manager
    A music contest where only
    the top musicians compete!
[14:44] Manager
    The Musicione Grand Prix!
[14:46] Manager
    If you win this,
    you'll go back to being a star overni—
[14:50] Yano
    Ain't interested.
[14:51] Manager
    What?!
[14:52] Yano
    I decided not to do music ever again.
[14:56] Yano
    Never, ever again.
[15:00] Manager
    Yano...
[15:02] Manager
    Yano!
[15:04] Narrator
    The day of the event.
SIGN    Event Space
[15:06] Narrator
    Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
[15:10] Yano
    I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
    win this thing! Hell yeah!
[15:15] Narrator
    Rising Hell.
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[15:22] Narrator
    And now, a word from our sponsor,
    Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    Exciting
[15:30] Popuko
    Exciting!
[15:31] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[15:33] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[15:36] Popuko and Pipimi
    Celebrating 50 years.
SIGN    Thank you for 50 years
SIGN    Apollon
[15:38] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[15:40] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[15:43] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[15:45] Popuko and Pipimi
    A slightly unique music shop.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    A slightly unique music shop
[15:48] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[15:50] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[15:52] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[15:55] Popuko and Pipimi
    Located in Niigata.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    6 shops in Niigata
[16:04] Narrator
    Rising Hell.
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[16:08] Host
    Musicione Grand Prix!
SIGN    Musicione
    Grand Prix
[16:12] Host
    Our contestants will have four minutes
    to present their musici.
SIGN    4 minutes
[16:15] Host
    Our judges will repeatedly
    tap their buttons to award points,
SIGN    Point Button
    Tap Repeatedly
[16:17] Host
    and our contestants will compete
    for the highest total score.
SIGN    Total Score
[16:20] Host
    All right, let's welcome
    our first contestant!
[16:24] Narrator
    Pshuu...
[16:25] Host
    Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
[16:28] Narrator
    Step, step, step, step.
SIGN    No-Subject Prince
SIGN    Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
[16:32] No-Subject Prince
    I'm the No-Subject Prince.
    Don't expect a subject from me.
SIGN    Time Remaining
[16:35] Host
    He's taking his time...
[16:37] Host
    Just how is he going to leave
    the subject out of a sentence?
[16:41] Host
    He's running out of time!
[16:43] No-Subject Prince
    Bow down...
SIGN    Bow down...
[16:44] Judge
    He did it!
[16:46] Host
    He magnificently left out any subject there.
    Look at those points rack up!
[16:49] Host
    And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Kapow
[16:51] No-Subject Prince
    Thank you.
[16:53] Yano
    He got a perfect score with just
    a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
[16:56] Yano
    I'm up next!
SIGN    Stage
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
SIGN    D-D-D-Dash
[16:58] Narrator
    D-D-D-D-Dash...
[17:00] Host
    Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
[17:03] Narrator
    Pshuu!
[17:03] Narrator
    Step, step, step, step... stop.
[17:07] Narrator
    It was then that Yano realized
    his fatal shortcoming.
SIGN    Musicione
[17:11] Yano
    D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
     Where do I tap?
SIGN    Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
[17:14] Yano
    D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
    Take that, and that!
[17:18] Yano
    Damn it! It's no use! But why?
[17:20] Yano
    Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
[17:21] Manager
    Yano, what's wrong?
[17:25] Manager
    Don't tell me you forgot how
    to play the guitar...
[17:29] Manager
    I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
[17:31] Narrator
    Rustle, rustle, rustle...
[17:33] Narrator
    Rustle.
SIGN    New Hotel
[17:34] Host
    What's this? Yano's second
    has thrown in the towel!
[17:39] Host
    Is Yano going to forfeit?
[17:42] Yano
    Hell no!
[17:43] Narrator
    Fwap!
[17:44] Yano
    Don't think... Just move
    the way your instincts tell you!
SIGN    Think
SIGN    No, don't think...
SIGN    Yano...
[17:48] Yano
    Just move your body!
[17:50] Yano
    Here I go!
[17:51] Narrator
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
SIGN    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
[17:54] Yano
    Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
[17:57] Yano
    These are the movements I do
    at the ramen shop!
SIGN    Wait, nooooo
SIGN    Worldly Desires
[18:01] Yano
    I need to purge these worldly desires
    I acquired in mundane life...
SIGN    Hell
[18:05] Yano
    and regain Hell within my heart!
[18:08] Yano
    Hey, staff! Snap!
[18:10] Yano
    Come on, bring me a new guitar!
[18:12] Narrator
    Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
SIGN    Purifying Guitar
[18:15] Yano
    The guitar that has 108 strings...
    The Purifying Guitar!
[18:18] Yano
    I'll use this to get rid of all
    of my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
[18:22] Manager
    108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
[18:25] Yano
    Just shut up and watch!
[18:27] Manager
    Throw in the towel!
[18:29] Yano
    Hell no!
[18:35] Yano
    Hellshaaaaake!
[18:40] Narrator
    Crack...
SIGN    Crack...
[18:42] Narrator
    Snap!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Snap
[18:44] Yano
    Oh, no! My pick shattered!
[18:47] Yano
    Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
SIGN    Victory
[18:52] Yano
    Ah... My dreams...
[18:55] Narrator
    Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
[18:55] Yano
    Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
[18:59] Narrator
    Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
[19:01] Yano
    Hey! You're the one that appears out
    of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
[19:04] Bird
    Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
[19:07] Yano
    What?
[19:08] Bird
    Then...
[19:09] Yano
    What's there?
[19:11] Bird
    Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
[19:12] Yano
    Hey, wait!
SIGN    30 Seconds Remaining
[19:14] Host
    You've got thirty seconds left!
[19:16] Yano
    Crap!
[19:17] Yano
    I don't have time to waste!
[19:18] Narrator
    D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
[19:19] Narrator
    And Yano ran, believing
    in that tiny glimmer of hope.
SIGN    Guitarist Forest
[19:23] Narrator
    He ran down that perilous path!
[19:27] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 28 seconds remaining!
[19:32] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 26 seconds remaining!
[19:34] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 24 seconds remaining!
[19:37] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
[19:37] Narrator
    And then, deep in the forest,
    he finally found it...
[19:43] Yano
    Oh! That's...
[19:45] Narrator
    Zooom.
[19:48] Yano
    The legendary pick that can pick
    through anything! The Master Pick!
SIGN    Master Pick
SIGN    Huff... Huff...
[19:54] Yano
    Master Pick, lend me your strength!
[19:58] Yano
    So this is the legendary...
    Wait, it's not coming out!
[20:02] Yano
    It's not budging!
[20:06] Yano
    I've always put my health first,
[20:09] Yano
    but for right now, playing the guitar
    is more important!
[20:13] Yano
    Quiver, my body!
[20:20] Manager
    A-Amazing. He's making his health quiver
    and turning it into power!
[20:25] Manager
    The man who shakes even health,
    Hellshake Yano!
[20:30] Yano and Manager
    Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
[20:36] Yano and Manager
    And finally, the pick was released!
[20:41] Narrator
    Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
[20:44] Narrator
    Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
SIGN    Venue
[20:46] Yano
    Go!
[20:48] Narrator
    The overwhelming energy from
    the Master Pick became one with Yano
[20:52] Narrator
    and led him back to the venue.
[20:54] Narrator
    Crash!
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
[20:55] Host
    What the?! A huge pick
    just fell from the sky!
[20:59] Yano
    I'm not out of the game yet!
[21:01] Yano
    I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
[21:03] Host
    Ten seconds remaining!
SIGN    10 Seconds Remaining
[21:04] Host
    Will he make it in time?!
[21:07] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[21:10] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[21:14] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[21:16] Yano
    Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
SIGN    Plink
    Clink
SIGN    Plonk
    Plank
[21:20] Yano
    Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
SIGN    Twang
SIGN    Rip
    Rip
SIGN    Plink
    Twang
SIGN    Plunk
SIGN    Psssh
SIGN    Tear Tear
    Kaput
SIGN    Rip
    Rip
[21:27] Yano and others
    Hell...shake!
[21:31] Narrator
    Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
SIGN    Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
[21:34] Host
    He managed to cut through
    all of the strings!
[21:36] Host
    Hellshake wins!
SIGN    1 Second Remaining
[21:41] Everyone
    Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
SIGN    Huff... Huff...
    Huff... Huff...
[21:53] Narrator
    Kaboom!
[21:54] Popuko
    Hey, are you listening?
[21:56] Pipimi
    Oh, sorry. I was thinking
    about Hellshake Yano.
[22:05] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
SIGN    Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
     Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
SIGN    Popuko
    Pipimi:
    Hellshake Yano:
    Manager:
    Narrator:
    Host:
    Judge:
    No-Subject Prince:
    Ramen Shop Owner:
    The One That Appears Out of
    Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
[22:13] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
SIGN    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
[22:20] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:28] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:35] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:42] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:50] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:57] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[23:11] Yamadera
    Man, am I tired.
[23:13] Yamadera
    Seriously, how many roles
    did you have me do—
[23:16] Yamadera
    Actually, isn't this supposed to be funny
    because it's the guys from AC-bu doing it?
[23:22] Yamadera
    Yet you made me do all
    kinds of roles by myself.
[23:25] Yamadera
    You're treating me like
    some plaything, aren't you?!
[23:27] Yamadera
    Seriously...
[23:28] Yamadera
    Thank you very much!

E8 - Pop Team Epic Battle Royale

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SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Pipimi
    Let's play some shiritori.
[00:05] Popuko
    Fo sho.
SIGN    Dictionary
    8th Edition
[00:08] Popuko
    Huh? What's this?
[00:10] Pipimi
    A handicap.
[00:12] Popuko
    Let's stack on some more!
[00:13] Pipimi
    Oh, fine.
SIGN    Dictionary
    8th Edition
SIGN    Another Dictionary
SIGN    Yet Another
     Dictionary
SIGN    Have Some Words
SIGN    WDM English-
    Japanese Dictionary
SIGN    G3 Japanese-
    English Dictionary
[00:39] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:40] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:42] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:45] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:47] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:50] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:52] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:55] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:02] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:06] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:11] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:13] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:19] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:23] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:25] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:30] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:32] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:37] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[01:49] Popuko
    Apple (ringo)!
[01:50] Pipimi
    Gorilla (gorira)!
[01:51] Popuko
    Trumpet (rappa)!
[01:52] Applegorillatrumpet
    Hey, did someone call for me?
SIGN    The Sage of the Forest
     Applegorillatrumpet
[01:58] Pipimi
    Pa... Pa, eh?
[02:02] Pipimi
    Pa, huh?
SIGN    Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Remaining
[02:07] Narrator
    Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.
[02:09] Narrator
    A hundred participants
    land on a deserted island
[02:13] Narrator
    and fight for their survival
    using only what they find there.
[02:17] Narrator
    Today, another batch of would-be
    survivors heads to the battlefield.
[02:21] Popuko
    I use heavy artillery.
[02:23] Pipimi
    No, I use heavy artillery.
[02:24] Sexual harassment guy
    I'll show you my little artillery.
    Man, I'm annoying.
SIGN    Remaining
[02:36] Popuko
    Kiss the ground hello for me!
[02:38] Pipimi
    My, so violent. You need to win
    battle royales more intelligently.
[02:41] Popuko
    Let's see who gets
    the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
[02:47] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[02:49] Popuko
    Get rekt!
[02:51] Popuko
    Oh, shit!
[02:52] Cthulhu
    Cower! Be afraid!
[02:54] Cthulhu
    Die knowing you lost to someone
    who truly knows how to use a Mbile Suit!
[02:58] Cthulhu
    This Great Old One is number one!
[03:02] Nyarlathotep
    Get bent, loser!
[03:04] Pipimi
    Right back at you.
[03:08] Popuko
    Get rekt!
[03:09] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[03:11] Pipimi
    Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
[03:12] Popuko
    Get rekt!
SIGN    Remaining
[03:15] Popuko
    Shithead!
[03:16] Pipimi
    Loser!
[03:16] Popuko
    Usada!
[03:17] Pipimi
    Don't say that!
[03:18] Popuko
    Trash!
[03:18] Pipimi
    Shithead!
SIGN    Remaining
[03:24] Woman
    Aw, I can't shoot you.
[03:25] Man
    Well, I can't shoot you either.
[03:28] System
    Double kill.
[03:29] Popuko
    Hell yeah, double kill.
[03:35] Pipimi
    Get rekt! The hell are you doing?!
[03:35] Popuko
    Get rekt! Get rekt!
[03:38] Players
    Run!
[03:39] Player
    Who the hell is that?!
[03:40] Players
    It's PINE again.
[03:42] Player E
    Damn it!
[03:50] Pipimi
    Looks like we've got a cheater.
    That bastard.
[03:52] Popuko
    He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
[03:55] Pipimi
    We'll settle this another time.
[03:56] Popuko
    Fine. First, hunt down
    that shithead, and then...
[03:59] Popuko and Pipimi
    ...kill him!
[04:04] Pipimi
    You've got this.
[04:06] Popuko
    You've gotta do this, too!
[04:07] Pipimi
    The three of us are the only ones left.
[04:10] Pipimi
    At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
[04:12] Popuko
    What do you want to do?
    Should we both attack at once?
[04:14] Pipimi
    No, this is the only choice we have!
[04:16] Popuko
    Wha—No!
[04:18] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan, you have to win...
    Today, you're...
[04:20] Pipimi
    the champion...
[04:23] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun!
[04:26] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
[04:38] Popuko
    I see. He's outta bullets.
[04:40] Popuko
    Good!
[04:41] Popuko
    Die, motherfucker!
[04:43] Popuko
    Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
[04:47] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun's death box...
[05:00] Popuko
    You stupid cheater...
    You'll never be a real winner.
[05:04] Popuko
    You cheated not only
    the game, but yourself.
[05:12] Popuko
    What the?
[05:16] Popuko
    Poke.
SIGN    Remaining
[05:27] Pipimi
    Cheating's bad, okay?
[05:31] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[05:34] Pipimi
    I've been crossing my legs
    ever since I was born!
[05:37] Popuko
    How do you walk, then?
[05:44] Pipimi
    Hup.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[05:45] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[05:48] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
[05:50] Pipimi
    The heck is that?
[05:51] Popuko
    Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[05:53] Pipimi
    Huh? Like this?
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
[05:54] Pipimi
    I don't get it.
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[05:55] Popuko
    Y-You're doing it!
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[05:57] Pipimi
    Huh? What is this?
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
[05:59] Popuko
    You're doing it!
[06:00] Popuko
    You're doing it, damn it!
[06:03] Pipimi
    Seriously, what is this?
SIGN    Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
[06:04] Pipimi
    No, really. Seriously, what is this?
[06:04] Popuko
    Amazing!
[06:08] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[06:11] Popuko
    One, two, fwee!
[06:13] Popuko
    Popu-chan, cheese!
[06:17] Pipimi
    No one can deny your cuteness.
[06:19] Pipimi
    Humanity cannot escape.
[06:21] Pipimi
    In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
[06:26] Popuko and Pipimi
    Go! Yeah! Decorate the Earth!
[06:29] Pipimi
    So cute!
[06:33] Popuko
    So cute!
[06:33] Pipimi
    You're so cute!
[06:34] Alien
    What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
[06:39] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:45] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[06:50] Popuko
    And now, it's time for another
    episode of Pop Team Coo—
[06:53] Popuko
    Huh? Pipimi-chan?
[06:56] Pipimi
    Who wants whipped cream?
[06:58] Popuko
    I do!
[07:09] Popuko
    So sweet.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:12] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[07:15] Popuko
    I turned into an instrument!
[07:21] Popuko
    Hey, play me.
[07:23] Pipimi
    What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
[07:28] Popuko
    She played with my heart...
[07:30] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:34] Pipimi
    In this world...
[07:35] Popuko
    You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
[07:37] Pipimi
    I'm a nurse!
[07:39] Popuko
    I'm a government official!
[07:41] Pipimi
    You can't be.
[07:42] Popuko
    Huh?
[07:43] Pipimi
    That's because...
[07:45] Pipimi
    You're destined for something much greater.
[07:47] Popuko
    I sure am...
[07:49] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:54] Popuko
    I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
    hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
[07:57] Popuko
    that makes you want to puke.
[07:58] Pipimi
    Do it.
[07:59] Streamer
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    Laying it on thiiiick
[08:01] Streamer
    Want me to say "Goodnight"?
[08:04] Popuko
    God, he's infuriating.
[08:06] Popuko
    Kill him.
[08:07] Pipimi
    As you wish.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[08:19] Popuko
    Ma'am! I've got my ult!
[08:21] Teacher
    You don't need to announce that in class!
[08:24] Popuko
    But I finally got it!
[08:26] Popuko
    Wah! Wah!
[08:28] Teacher
    Okay, fine. Go ahead.
[08:30] Popuko
    Huh? Yahoo!
[08:31] Popuko
    Shinku... Hado...
[08:33] Popuko
    Head go pop!
[08:41] Teacher
    What's that supposed to do?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[08:43] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[08:45] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[08:46] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[08:47] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[08:48] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[08:49] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[08:50] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[08:51] Popuko
    Green onion!
[08:52] Baldy A
    Stop that!
[08:53] Baldy B
    You don't get it at all!
[08:56] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[08:59] Popuko
    Pop Team Delivery.
[09:01] Cthulhu
    Coming!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:07] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:10] Pipimi
    Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
[09:13] Popuko
    Grandma, I—
[09:16] Pipimi
    Aw, she bugged out.
[09:19] Pipimi
    This used to happen in old
    video games all the time.
[09:24] Pipimi
    I guess you young'uns
    might not know about that.
[09:29] Pipimi
    When that happens, you do this.
[09:37] Popuko
    Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
[09:46] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:49] Popuko
    Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
[09:52] Popuko
    Whoops, I said what it was...
[10:07] Pipimi
    Peekaboo.
[10:13] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:20] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:26] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:33] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:39] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:46] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:53] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[11:00] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:10] Pipimi
    Thank you for buying Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:14] Popuko
    Actually, there are people
    streaming this, too.
[11:16] Popuko
    Honestly, you'd be better
    off buying Di Gi .
[11:19] Pipimi
    What? Did you really...
[11:21] Popuko**
    I figured that might be okay to bring up.
[11:24] Pipimi
    You just went for it.
[11:25] Popuko
    Yup.
[11:25] Popuko
    So what did you think of the session today?
[11:31] Pipimi
    So much came out.
[11:32] Popuko
    It sure did.
[11:33] Pipimi
    Yeah.
[11:34] Popuko
    The stuff I ate earlier almost came out.
[11:35] Pipimi
    Don't let that come out.
[11:38] Pipimi
    But I was watching, and it was a lot of fun.
[11:41] Popuko
    Yeah.
[11:42] Pipimi
    Yeah, I think we opened up
    all kinds of doors...
[11:45] Pipimi
    Yup.
[11:46] Popuko
    Yup.
[11:47] ---
    
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Pipimi
    Let's play some shiritori.
[11:55] Popuko
    Fo sho.
SIGN    Dictionary
    8th Edition
[11:58] Popuko
    What dis?
[12:00] Pipimi
    A handicap.
[12:02] Popuko
    Let's stack on some more!
[12:03] Pipimi
    Oh, fine.
SIGN    Dictionary
    8th Edition
SIGN    Game Hacks
SIGN    GIMEST
SIGN    Another Gamer Mag
[12:06] Popuko
    You're going too far.
SIGN    Vemaga
SIGN    Voice Actor Gacha
     Grand Prix
[12:07] Pipimi
    What?
[12:29] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:30] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:32] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:35] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:37] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:40] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:42] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:45] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:49] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:52] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:56] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:01] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:03] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:09] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:13] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:16] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:20] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:22] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:27] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[13:39] Popuko
    Apple (ringo)!
[13:40] Pipimi
    Gorilla (gorira)!
[13:41] Popuko
    Trumpet (rappa)!
[13:42] Applegorillatrumpet
    Hey, did someone call for me?
SIGN    The Sage of the Forest
     Applegorillatrumpet
[13:48] Pipimi
    Pa... Pa, eh?
[13:52] Pipimi
    Pa, huh...
[13:53] Popuko
    Pa.
SIGN    Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Remaining
[13:58] Narrator
    Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.
[14:00] Narrator
    A hundred participants
    land on a deserted island
[14:03] Narrator
    and fight for their survival
    using only what they find there.
[14:08] Narrator
    Today, another batch of would-be
    survivors heads to the battlefield.
[14:11] Popuko
    I use heavy artillery.
[14:13] Pipimi
    No, I use heavy artillery.
[14:14] Sexual harassment guy
    I'll show you my little artillery.
    Man, I'm annoying.
SIGN    Remaining
[14:25] Popuko
    Kiss the ground hello for me!
[14:28] Pipimi
    So violent. You need to win
    battle royales more intelligently.
[14:31] Popuko
    Let's see who gets
    the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
[14:38] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[14:39] Popuko
    Get rekt!
[14:41] Popuko
    Oh, shit!
[14:42] Cthulhu
    Cower! Be afraid!
[14:44] Cthulhu
    Die knowing you lost to someone
    who truly knows how to use a Mbile Suit!
[14:48] Cthulhu
    This Great Old One is number one!
[14:52] Nyarlathotep
    Get bent, loser!
[14:54] Pipimi
    Right back at you.
[14:58] Popuko
    Get rekt!
[14:59] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[15:01] Pipimi
    Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
[15:01] Popuko
    Get rekt!
SIGN    Remaining
[15:05] Popuko
    Shithead!
[15:06] Pipimi
    Loser!
[15:07] Popuko
    Ass!
[15:07] Pipimi
    Dumbass!
[15:08] Popuko
    Moron!
[15:09] Pipimi
    Damn it!
SIGN    Remaining
[15:14] Woman
    Aw, I can't shoot you.
[15:15] Man
    Well, I can't shoot you either.
[15:18] System
    Double kill.
[15:19] Popuko
    Lookin' good!
[15:25] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[15:26] Popuko
    Get rekt! Get rekt! Rekt!
[15:29] Player
    Who the hell is that?!
[15:30] Players
    It's PINE again.
[15:32] Player E
    Damn it!
[15:34] Player
    Run!
[15:36] Player
    We're doomed!
[15:38] Player
    My drone!
[15:40] Pipimi
    Looks like we've got a cheater.
    That bastard.
[15:43] Popuko
    He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
[15:45] Pipimi
    We'll settle this another time.
[15:46] Popuko
    Fine. First, hunt down
    that shithead, and then...
[15:48] Popuko and Pipimi
    ...kill him!
[15:54] Pipimi
    You've got this.
[15:56] Popuko
    You've gotta do this, too!
[15:57] Pipimi
    The three of us are the only ones left.
[16:00] Pipimi
    At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
[16:02] Popuko
    What do you want to do?
    Should we both attack at once?
[16:04] Pipimi
    No, this is the only choice we have!
[16:06] Popuko
    Wha—No!
[16:08] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan, you have to win...
    Today, you're...
[16:11] Pipimi
    the champion...
[16:13] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun!
[16:16] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
[16:28] Popuko
    I see. He's outta bullets.
[16:30] Popuko
    Good!
[16:31] Popuko
    Die, motherfucker!
[16:33] Popuko
    Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
[16:37] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun's death box...
[16:50] Popuko
    You stupid cheater...
    You'll never be a real winner.
[16:54] Popuko
    You cheated not only
    the game, but yourself.
[17:02] Popuko
    What the?
SIGN    Remaining
[17:17] Pipimi
    Hey, everyone. Cheating's bad, mmkay?
[17:21] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[17:24] Pipimi
    I've been crossing my legs
    ever since I was born!
[17:27] Popuko
    How do you walk, then?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[17:36] Popuko
    Damn it, Snke.
[17:38] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
[17:40] Pipimi
    The heck is that?
[17:41] Popuko
    Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[17:43] Pipimi
    Huh? Like this?
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
[17:44] Pipimi
    I don't get it.
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[17:45] Popuko
    Y-You're doing it!
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[17:47] Pipimi
    Huh? What is this?
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
[17:49] Popuko
    You're doing it!
[17:50] Popuko
    You're doing it, damn it!
[17:53] Pipimi
    Seriously, what is this?
SIGN    Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
[17:55] Pipimi
    No, really. Seriously, what is this?
[17:55] Popuko
    Amazing!
[17:58] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:01] Popuko
    One, two, fwee!
[18:03] Popuko
    Popu-chan, cheese!
[18:07] Pipimi
    No one can deny your cuteness.
[18:09] Pipimi
    Humanity cannot escape.
[18:11] Pipimi
    In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
[18:15] Popuko and Pipimi
    Go! Yeah! Go!
[18:17] Pipimi
    So cute!
[18:19] Popuko
    Thanks!
[18:19] Pipimi
    You're actually an old man!
[18:21] Popuko
    Aw, you found me out!
[18:22] Popuko
    Whee! So cute!
[18:22] Pipimi
    I sure did!
[18:24] Alien
    What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
[18:27] Popuko
    You're going too far.
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
[18:28] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:36] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[18:40] Popuko
    And now, it's time for another
    episode of Pop Team Coo—
[18:43] Popuko
    Huh? Pipimi-chan?
[18:46] Pipimi
    Who wants whipped cream?
[18:48] Popuko
    I do!
[18:59] Popuko
    Ten points, ten points, ten points.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:02] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:05] Popuko
    I turned into an instrument!
[19:10] Popuko
    Hey, play me.
[19:13] Pipimi
    What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
[19:18] Popuko
    She played with my heart...
[19:20] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:24] Pipimi
    In this world...
[19:25] Popuko
    You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
[19:28] Pipimi
    I'm a nurse!
[19:29] Popuko
    I'm a government official!
[19:31] Pipimi
    You can't be.
[19:32] Popuko
    Huh?
[19:33] Pipimi
    That's because...
[19:35] Pipimi
    You're destined for something much greater.
[19:39] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:44] Popuko
    I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
    hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
[19:47] Popuko
    that makes you want to puke.
[19:48] Pipimi
    Do it, damn it!
[19:49] Streamer
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    Laying it on thiiiick
[19:51] Streamer
    Want me to say "Goodnight"?
[19:55] Popuko
    God, he's infuriating.
[19:56] Popuko
    Kill him.
[19:57] Pipimi
    As you wish.
[20:00] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[20:09] Popuko
    Ma'am! I've got my ult!
[20:11] Teacher
    You don't need to announce that in class!
[20:14] Popuko
    But I finally got it!
[20:16] Popuko
    Wah! Wah!
[20:18] Teacher
    Okay, fine. Go ahead.
[20:20] Popuko
    Huh? Yahoo!
[20:21] Popuko
    Shinku... Hado...
[20:23] Popuko
    Head go pop!
[20:31] Teacher
    What's that supposed to do?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[20:33] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[20:36] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[20:36] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[20:37] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[20:38] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[20:39] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[20:40] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[20:41] Popuko
    Green onion!
[20:42] Baldy A
    Stop that!
[20:43] Baldy B
    You don't get it at all!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[20:46] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[20:49] Popuko
    Pop Team Delivery.
[20:51] Cthulhu
    Coming!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:57] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[21:00] Pipimi
    Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
[21:03] Popuko
    Grandma, I—
[21:07] Pipimi
    Aw, she bugged out.
[21:09] Pipimi
    This used to happen in old
    video games all the time.
[21:14] Pipimi
    I guess you young'uns
    might not know about that.
[21:18] Pipimi
    When that happens, you do this.
[21:26] Popuko
    Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
[21:36] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:39] Popuko
    Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
[21:42] Popuko
    Whoops, I said what it was...
[21:58] Pipimi
    Peekaboo.
[22:03] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:10] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:16] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:23] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:30] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:37] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:43] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:50] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[23:01] Popuko
    Well, we just finished recording.
[23:04] Pipimi
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[23:07] Popuko
    I actually wanted to do that, too.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[23:09] Popuko
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[23:11] Pipimi
    I don't know why, but I love that dance.
[23:14] Pipimi
    During season one, I was glued to my TV
    watching it in real time each week.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[23:20] Popuko
    You kept telling me that in the lobby.
    That you're a huge fan.
[23:23] Pipimi
    I love it.
[23:25] Popuko
    You were trying to tell me
    not to mess this up.
[23:27] Pipimi
    No, no. That's not it.
[23:29] Pipimi
    I just meant you can do whatever you want.
[23:31] Popuko
    Ah, okay. So I can totally be free.
    I did that perfectly.
[23:35] Pipimi
    Yes, yes, you did.
[23:36] Popuko
    Well, everyone, I hope you enjoy it.
[23:37] Popuko
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Pipimi
    I think you'll enjoy it, yeah.

E9 - Bump-Boo Crusaders

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[00:04] Popuko
    Oh, shit. I killed him, as a bit.
[00:08] Popuko
    Oh, come on! This is just a bit!
[00:11] Popuko
    I would've been in real trouble
    if it wasn't, tee-hee!
[00:45] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:50] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:55] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:04] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:08] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:17] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:19] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:25] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:31] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:36] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:38] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:42] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: ????
SIGN    Bump-Boo Crusaders
[02:04] Cthuo
    I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama.
[02:06] Cthuo
    I'm a first-year at Bump-Boo High.
[02:08] Cthuo
    One day, I just happened to become friends
    with the awesome Popuko and Pipimi.
[02:13] Cthuo
    What can I say? They're pretty awesome,
[02:15] Cthuo
    and my high school life was
    going pretty awesomely, too.
[02:19] Cthuo
    Aight, here's to another day of trying
    to become the rulers at this school!
SIGN    Episode 7
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse
[02:27] Pipimi
    "Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse."
[02:33] Cthuo's Mom
    Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
[02:36] Cthuo
    Crap! Sorry 'bout that!
[02:38] Cthuo's Mom
    You seem to be enjoying school lately.
[02:41] Cthuo
    Sh-Shut up! Bye!
[02:50] Cthuo
    Enjoying school, huh?
[02:51] Cthuo
    If I hadn't met Popu and Pipi that day, I...
[02:56] Koroshitani
    Are you Cthuo-kun?
[02:58] Cthuo
    Huh? Yeah.
[03:01] Koroshitani
    The name's Koroshitani.
[03:03] Cthuo
    Koroshitani?!
[03:05] Cthuo
    Dude's the head of the Iidabashi Alliance!
[03:08] Koroshitani
    I hear that Popuko and Pipimi
    have been getting a bit cocky lately.
[03:14] Koroshitani
    So I have a favor to ask you...
[03:17] Koroshitani
    I want you to lure them out
    to the bay-area warehouse tonight.
[03:23] Cthuo
    Y-You want me to sell out my friends?
[03:26] Cthuo
    Hell no!
[03:28] Koroshitani
    I'm not sure you have much of a choice.
[03:30] Koroshitani
    I hear that your mother's a gentle soul
[03:32] Koroshitani
    who got you into high school
    all by herself,
[03:36] Koroshitani
    and that she happens to work part-time
    at my family's department store.
[03:39] Cthuo
    You bastard!
[03:43] Koroshitani
    I trust you'll make the right decision,
    being the weakling that you are, Cthuo.
SIGN    Bump-Boo High School
SIGN    Bump-Boo High School
[03:53] Popuko
    Like, give me a break.
[03:55] Pipimi
    I know, right?
SIGN    Tea
SIGN    Tea
[03:57] Popuko
    Am I right, Cthuo?
[03:59] Popuko
    Hey, why the long face?
[04:01] Pipimi
    You get dumped by a girl again?
[04:05] Cthuo
    So, hey...
[04:08] Cthuo
    Later today...
[04:19] Koroshitani
    Ah, I see they've arrived.
[04:22] Koroshitani
    Oh?
[04:24] Koroshitani
    What's the meaning of this?
SIGN    Iidabashi Alliance
[04:26] Cthuo
    I know I've got a lot of nerve
    showing up here alone, but...
[04:29] Cthuo
    But those two taught me...
[04:32] Cthuo
    that a man doesn't betray his friends!
[04:35] Cthuo
    Do whatever you want to me!
[04:37] Koroshitani
    Hmph.
[04:39] Koroshitani
    You've read far too many manga, Cthuo-kun.
[04:43] Koroshitani
    Were you too thick-headed...
[04:47] Koroshitani
    to figure out what I'd do to you
[04:49] Koroshitani
    if you made me mad? Huh?!
[04:56] Koroshitani
    You're no fun at all.
[04:58] Koroshitani
    Go ahead and have some fun, guys.
[05:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Really?
[05:02] Pipimi
    Guess we'll take you up
    on that offer, then.
[05:07] Cthuo
    Popu, Pipi... Why?
[05:11] Pipimi
    Well, you were obviously acting strange.
[05:14] Popuko
    You just wanted all the badass glory
    for yourself, didn't ya?
[05:18] Pipimi
    Take it easy for a bit, Cthuo.
[05:20] Popuko
    Now, then, as you requested...
[05:23] Popuko
    Let's serve you a full course
    of Bump-Boo High ass-kicking!
[05:29] Koroshitani
    You had the nerve to show up...
    but you'll soon regret it!
[05:37] Thug C
    Thrust!
[05:50] Thug D
    Wh-Who the hell are these guys?!
    They're insane!
[05:53] Thug E
    Wait, wait, wait...
[06:00] Koroshitani
    Hey, we're leaving.
[06:04] Koroshitani
    Hey!
[06:05] Pipimi
    Where d'you think you're going?
[06:08] Popuko
    Well, well...
[06:10] Popuko
    Looks like you're the only one left.
[06:12] Koroshitani
    W-Wait... H-Help... Help me!
[06:21] Cthuo
    Ow...
[06:23] Popuko
    You look like shit, Cthuo.
[06:25] Cthuo
    Shut up... I could've handled them myself.
[06:27] Popuko
    "Do whatever you want to me!"
[06:29] Cthuo
    Wha—You bastard!
[06:31] Cthuo
    If you were there,
    you should've come out sooner!
[06:31] Popuko
    My bad!
[06:33] Pipimi
    We were waiting for Popu
    to finish eating her bread.
[06:36] Cthuo
    Huh?!
[06:36] Popuko
    Oh, shit.
[06:37] Cthuo
    Hey!
[06:38] Cthuo
    Come back here, damn it!
[06:38] Popuko
    I said I'm sorry!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[06:46] ---
    Pop Team Epic!
[06:52] Child
    Dad! It's Sunday! Take us somewhere!
[06:56] Dad
    Easier said than done, son...
[07:00] Popuko
    Wanna go to... Brazil?
[07:02] Pipimi
    Amigo!
[07:04] Popuko
    You can find the other side of the world
    right here in Okayama Prefecture!
[07:06] Popuko
    Spend an exciting day off at the
    Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
[07:11] Dad
    All right, let's go!
[07:13] Children
    Yay!
[07:14] Popuko
    Hurry!
[07:16] Pipimi
    Hurry!
[07:17] Popuko and Pipimi
    Bye-bye!
[07:19] Popuko and Pipimi
    Washuzan Highland!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:21] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:24] Popuko
    Tell me three things
    that're awesome about me!
[07:26] Pipimi
    Hm, probably that you're well-versed
    in running, hitting, and fielding.
SIGN    Running
SIGN    Hitting
SIGN    Fielding
[07:30] Popuko
    That's three...?
[07:34] Pipimi
    It's just... one!
SIGN    Running, hitting, fielding
[07:39] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[07:44] Pipimi
    Also, you're blonde and short.
[07:46] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:50] Pipimi
    Did you do your homework today?
[07:51] Popuko
    Ah...
[07:53] Popuko
    climbing on a tetrapod!
[07:57] Pipimi
    Oh, hey. Wharf roaches.
[08:03] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[08:09] Narrator
    The mysterious crop circle!
[08:12] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey, a UFO!
[08:18] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey! They're making a crop circle!
[08:24] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?
[08:26] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?!
[08:27] Popuko
    Dude, you suck!
[08:29] Pipimi
    You ain't no Banksy!
[08:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Don't underestimate street art!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:39] Pipimi
    WoL! Floor Sommelier Check!
[08:43] Pipimi
    The floor we're going to have
    Popuko-sama try out today is... this!
[08:48] Pipimi
    The floor of Titan's arena!
[08:50] Popuko
    Oiyoiyo!
[08:53] Pipimi
    We're going to have her choose
    whether A or B is the Titan EX floor!
[08:57] Popuko
    Easy-peasy! Here we go!
[09:00] Popuko
    How many extreme floors
    do you think I've licked?
[09:02] Popuko
    Ah... This floor feels like a landslide
    smacking me in the tongue!
[09:06] Popuko
    The hint of smokiness gives
    the flavor so much more depth!
[09:10] Popuko
    The warmth I feel from this topaz color,
    and this extreme malice from the devs!
[09:17] Popuko
    A's definitely the EX floor!
[09:19] Popuko
    B's the Titan (Hard) floor.
SIGN    Please choose which room you'd like to transfer to.
[09:22] Popuko
    The "weight" is totally different!
[09:26] Pipimi
    Let's announce the results!
[09:29] Pipimi
    The room I go into is the correct one!
[09:34] Pipimi
    You're correct!
[09:36] Popuko
    Yahooie!
[09:38] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[09:44] Popuko and Pipimi
    And one, and two...
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[09:49] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:52] Popuko
    Go!
[10:06] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:14] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:21] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:29] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:36] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:43] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:51] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:58] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
SIGN    Pipimi's Room
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:07] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
[11:10] Popuko
    But there are people watching
    on streaming services.
[11:13] Popuko
    In fact, are there actually people
    out there who bought it?
[11:15] Popuko
    You were probably better off
    buying Evangelion.
[11:19] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, don't say that!
[11:21] Popuko
    Not to mention, Eva has way more animation.
    It's much better value.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:25] Pipimi
    Is it?
[11:25] Popuko
    It is.
[11:26] Pipimi
    I guess it is. Wait, is it though?
[11:28] Popuko
    Actually, right now, you can even
    get it signed by .
[11:30] Popuko
    Isn't that amazing?
[11:31] Pipimi
    Wow, I want one!
SIGN    Some Bigshot
    Autograph
[11:35] Popuko
    Wait, really?
[11:36] Popuko
    What are you going to do, Pipi-chan?
[11:37] Pipimi
    Uhhh...
[11:39] Popuko
    Are you going to buy something else
    with the money for PTE season 2?
[11:42] Popuko
    Or are you actually buying season 2?
[11:43] Pipimi
    I sure won't, so please
    send a copy to my agency.
[11:45] Popuko
    I guess it's a perk of being on the show.
[11:47] Pipimi
    Send me the juiciest bits.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[11:54] Popuko
    Oh, shit. I killed him, as a bit.
[11:58] Popuko
    Oh, come on! This is just a bit! A bit!
[12:01] Popuko
    I would've been in real trouble
    if it wasn't! Yeesh!
[12:04] Popuko
    Holy, holy, holy... Holy night!
[12:08] Popuko
    Holy, holy, holy, holy,
    holy, holy, holy night!
[12:13] Popuko
    Ho!
[12:35] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:40] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:45] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:55] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:58] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[13:02] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:07] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:09] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:15] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:19] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:21] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:26] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:28] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:33] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Bump-Boo Crusaders
SIGN    By: ????
[13:54] Cthuo
    I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama.
[13:56] Cthuo
    I'm a first-year at Bump-Boo High.
[13:57] Cthuo
    One day, I just happened to become friends
    with the awesome Popuko and Pipimi.
[14:02] Cthuo
    What can I say? They're pretty awesome,
[14:05] Cthuo
    and my high school life was
    going pretty awesomely, too.
[14:09] Cthuo
    Aight, here's to another day of trying
    to become the rulers at this school!
SIGN    Episode 7
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse
[14:17] Pipimi
    "Showdown! At the Bay-Area Warehouse."
[14:23] Cthuo's Mom
    Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
[14:26] Cthuo
    Crap! Sorry 'bout that!
[14:28] Cthuo's Mom
    You seem to be enjoying school lately.
[14:31] Cthuo
    Sh-Shut up! Bye!
[14:40] Cthuo
    Enjoying school, huh?
[14:41] Cthuo
    If I hadn't met Popu and Pipi that day, I...
[14:46] Koroshitani
    Are you Cthuo-kun?
[14:48] Cthuo
    Huh? Yeah.
[14:51] Koroshitani
    The name's Koroshitani.
[14:53] Cthuo
    Koroshitani?!
[14:55] Cthuo
    Dude's the head of the Iidabashi Alliance!
[14:58] Koroshitani
    I hear that Popuko and Pipimi
    have been getting a bit cocky lately.
[15:04] Koroshitani
    So I have a favor to ask you...
[15:07] Koroshitani
    I want you to lure them out
    to the bay-area warehouse tonight.
[15:13] Cthuo
    Y-You want me to sell out my friends?
[15:16] Cthuo
    Hell no!
[15:18] Koroshitani
    I'm not sure you have much of a choice.
[15:20] Koroshitani
    I hear that your mother's a gentle soul
[15:22] Koroshitani
    who got you into high school
    all by herself,
[15:26] Koroshitani
    and that she happens to work part-time
    at my family's department store.
[15:29] Cthuo
    You bastard!
[15:33] Koroshitani
    I trust you'll make the right decision,
    being the weakling that you are, Cthuo.
SIGN    Bump-Boo High School
SIGN    Bump-Boo High School
[15:42] Popuko
    Like, give me a break.
[15:44] Pipimi
    I know, right?
[15:47] Popuko
    Am I right, Cthuo?
SIGN    Tea
SIGN    Tea
[15:49] Popuko
    Hey, why the long face?
[15:52] Pipimi
    You get dumped by a girl again?
[15:56] Cthuo
    So, hey...
[15:58] Cthuo
    Later today...
[16:09] Koroshitani
    Ah, I see they've arrived.
[16:12] Koroshitani
    Oh?
[16:14] Koroshitani
    What's the meaning of this?
SIGN    Iidabashi Alliance
[16:16] Cthuo
    I know I've got a lot of nerve
    showing up here alone, but...
[16:19] Cthuo
    But those two taught me...
[16:22] Cthuo
    that a man doesn't betray his friends!
[16:24] Cthuo
    Do whatever you want to me!
[16:27] Koroshitani
    Hmph.
[16:29] Koroshitani
    You've read far too many manga, Cthuo-kun.
[16:33] Koroshitani
    Were you too thick-headed...
[16:37] Koroshitani
    to figure out what I'd do to you
[16:39] Koroshitani
    if you made me mad? Huh?!
[16:46] Koroshitani
    You're no fun at all.
[16:48] Koroshitani
    Go ahead and have some fun, guys.
[16:50] Pipimi
    Really?
[16:52] Pipimi
    Guess we'll take you up
    on that offer, then.
[16:57] Cthuo
    Popu, Pipi... You guys... Why?
[17:00] Pipimi
    Well, you were obviously acting strange.
[17:04] Popuko
    You just wanted all the badass glory
    for yourself, didn't ya?
[17:08] Pipimi
    Take it easy for a bit, Cthuo.
[17:10] Popuko
    Now, then, as you requested...
[17:13] Popuko
    Let's serve you a full course
    of Bump-Boo High ass-kicking!
[17:19] Koroshitani
    You had the nerve to show up...
    but you'll soon regret it!
[17:28] Thug C
    Thrust!
[17:40] Thug D
    Wh-Who the hell are these guys?!
    They're insane!
[17:43] Thug E
    Wait, wait, wait...
[17:44] Pipimi
    Hup!
[17:50] Koroshitani
    Hey, we're leaving.
[17:54] Koroshitani
    Hey!
[17:55] Pipimi
    Where d'you think you're going?
[18:00] Popuko
    Well, well... Looks like
    you're the only one left.
[18:02] Koroshitani
    W-Wait... H-Help... Help me!
[18:12] Cthuo
    Ow...
[18:13] Popuko
    You look like shit, Cthuo.
[18:15] Cthuo
    Shut up... I could've handled them myself.
[18:17] Popuko
    "Do whatever you want to me!"
[18:19] Cthuo
    Wha—You bastard!
[18:21] Cthuo
    If you were there,
    you should've come out sooner!
[18:22] Popuko
    My bad!
[18:23] Pipimi
    We were waiting for Popu
    to finish eating her bread.
[18:26] Cthuo
    Huh?!
[18:26] Popuko
    Oh, shit.
[18:27] Cthuo
    H-Hey!
[18:29] Cthuo
    Come back here, damn it!
[18:30] Popuko
    I said I'm sorry!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[18:36] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[18:42] Child
    Dad! It's Sunday! Take us somewhere!
[18:46] Dad
    Easier said than done, son...
[18:50] Popuko
    Wanna go to... Brazil?
[18:52] Pipimi
    Amigo!
[18:53] Popuko
    You can find the other side of the world
    right here in Okayama Prefecture!
[18:56] Popuko
    Spend an exciting day off at the
    Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
[19:01] Dad
    All right, let's go!
[19:03] Children
    Yay!
[19:04] Popuko
    Hurry!
[19:06] Pipimi
    Hurry!
[19:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    Bye-bye!
[19:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    Washuzan Highland!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:11] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:14] Popuko
    Tell me three things
    that're awesome about me!
[19:17] Pipimi
    You're well-versed in running,
    hitting, and fielding.
SIGN    Running
SIGN    Hitting
SIGN    Fielding
[19:20] Popuko
    That's three...?
[19:23] Pipimi
    It's just...
[19:25] Pipimi
    O-O-O-One!
SIGN    Running, hitting, fielding
[19:29] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan!
[19:34] Pipimi
    Also, you're blonde and short.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:37] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:39] Pipimi
    Did you do your homework today?
[19:41] Popuko
    Ah...
[19:43] Popuko
    climbing on a tetrapod!
[19:47] Pipimi
    Oh, hey. Wharf roaches.
[19:51] Popuko
    Ah!
[19:53] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[19:59] Narrator
    The mysterious crop circle!
[20:02] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey, a UFO!
[20:08] Popuko and Pipimi
    Hey! They're making a crop circle!
[20:14] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?
[20:16] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?!
[20:17] Popuko
    Dude, you suck!
[20:19] Pipimi
    You ain't no Banksy!
[20:21] Popuko and Pipimi
    Don't underestimate street art!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:29] Pipimi
    WoL! Floor Sommelier Check!
[20:33] Popuko
    Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
[20:33] Pipimi
    The floor we're going to have
    Popuko-sama try out today is... this!
[20:37] Popuko
    Oiyoiyo! Oiyoiyo!
[20:38] Pipimi
    The floor of Titan's arena!
[20:40] Popuko
    Yoshida!
[20:41] Pipimi
    We're going to have her choose
    whether A or B is the Titan EX floor!
[20:43] Popuko
    Oiyoiyo!
[20:47] Popuko
    Easy-peasy! Here we go!
[20:49] Popuko
    How many extreme floors
    do you think I've licked?
[20:52] Popuko
    I can tell in no time!
[20:53] Popuko
    Ah... This floor feels like a landslide
    smacking me in the tongue!
[20:57] Popuko
    The hint of smokiness gives
    the flavor so much more depth!
[21:00] Popuko
    The warmth I feel from this topaz color,
    and this extreme malice from the devs!
[21:07] Popuko
    A's definitely the EX floor!
[21:09] Popuko
    B's the Titan (Hard) floor.
SIGN    Please choose which room you'd like to transfer to.
[21:11] Popuko
    The "weight" is totally different!
[21:16] Pipimi
    Let's announce the results!
[21:19] Pipimi
    The room I go into is the correct one!
[21:24] Pipimi
    You're correct!
[21:25] Popuko
    Yay! Yahoo!
[21:27] Popuko
    Hey! Hey, hey!
[21:28] Pipimi
    Yahoo!
[21:30] Popuko
    Yay! Yay! Yahoo!
[21:35] Popuko
    Yahoo!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[21:39] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[21:42] Popuko
    Go!
[21:56] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:04] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:11] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:19] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:26] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:33] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:41] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:48] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:58] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
[23:02] Popuko
    Yeah! But there are people
    watching on streaming services.
[23:06] Popuko
    In fact, are there actually people
    out there who bought it?
[23:09] Pipimi
    Probably not.
[23:10] Popuko
    What?
[23:11] Popuko
    I'd rather buy a Kanto Electric Massager.
[23:15] Pipimi
    A Kanto Electric Massager? What's that?
[23:18] Popuko
    You know, the Kanto Electric Massager.
[23:21] Popuko
    It's way more reliable and worth the price.
[23:25] Pipimi
    Hm... I'd prefer alcohol.
[23:28] Popuko
    Huh? Also, act now,
    and you get a Blu-ray and DVD!
[23:32] Pipimi
    Wait, it comes with alcohol?
[23:34] Popuko
    What even... Did you even hear me?
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:37] Popuko
    It comes with a Blu-ray and DVD!
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank

E10 - The Kingdom of Nature

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SIGN    By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Pipimi
    We used rare sugar for this cake.
[00:06] Popuko
    How much?
[00:08] Pipimi
    This much.
[00:12] Pipimi
    This much!
[00:14] Popuko
    Wow...
[00:16] Pipimi
    We used this much!
[00:18] Popuko
    Wow!
[00:19] Pipimi
    This much! This much!
    This much! This much...
[00:20] Popuko
    Oh, no! We're done for!
    They're gonna put us away!
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:59] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:04] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:07] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:11] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:15] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:20] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:22] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:28] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:32] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:34] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:39] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:41] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:46] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[01:57] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Shake hands
    with an otter
[02:01] Popuko
    Whoa! You can shake hands
    with an otter! Neat!
[02:05] Popuko
    Friendship!
[02:11] Popuko
    The hell? Don't make me change your shape.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[02:14] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic! Let's Fly!
[02:17] Popuko
    Unyumaru. Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:19] Popuko
    Perhaps I kept you waiting too long.
[02:26] Popuko
    Unyumaru! You're so...
[02:29] Unyumaru
    Noice.
[02:30] Popuko
    ...fantastic!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[02:32] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[02:39] Pipimi
    Step forward, defendant.
[02:40] Popuko
    Okay.
[02:42] Pipimi
    Now to the right, defendant.
[02:44] Popuko
    Okay.
[02:44] Pipimi
    Now back, defendant.
[02:46] Popuko
    Okay.
[02:47] Pipimi
    To the left!
[02:48] Popuko
    Okay.
[02:49] Pipimi
    Forward! Right!
[02:49] Popuko
    Okay, okay.
[02:50] Pipimi
    Back! Left!
[02:51] Popuko
    Okay, okay.
[02:52] Pipimi
    One, two, three, four.
[02:53] Popuko
    Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[02:55] Pipimi
    Box step! Box step!
[02:57] Popuko
    Box step! Box step!
[02:58] Popuko
    Box step! Box step!
    Box step! Box step! Box step!
[03:02] Popuko
    Box ste—
[03:03] Pipimi
    Court is adjourned!
SIGN    Court Adjourned
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[03:05] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[03:10] Pipimi
    So healthy.
[03:25] Pipimi
    Oh, goodness...
[03:29] Pipimi
    So healthy.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[03:34] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[03:39] Popuko
    Confidence, go, go, go!
[03:43] Pipimi
    Hey, hey! Come on, come on!
[03:46] Popuko
    Thank you, thank you!
[03:54] Pipimi
    Drugs?
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[04:00] Narrator
    This is the Ungapopo
    National Nature Reserve.
[04:03] Narrator
    Due to civil war and rampant poaching,
    elephants, lions, and other animals
[04:06] Narrator
    at the top of the food chain
    sharply decreased in number.
[04:09] Narrator
    It has become a savanna
    where herbivores proliferate.
[04:13] Ranger A
    There was once order in this wild kingdom.
[04:17] Ranger A
    It's truly in a sad state now.
[04:19] Ranger B
    The herbivores here do what they want
    now that they've forgotten
[04:22] Ranger B
    the fear of their natural enemies.
[04:24] Ranger C
    There's nothing to stop them anymore.
[04:27] Ranger D
    In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,
[04:30] Ranger D
    we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[04:35] Pipimi
    I haven't asked the question yet.
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[04:37] Popuko
    Echi** Seika!
[04:39] Pipimi
    Anyway, let's continue.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
    ~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[04:47] Ranger B
    How're you all doing back there?
[04:49] Ranger C
    Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.
[04:52] Narrator
    They've transported some carnivores
    from another region
[04:56] Narrator
    in order to remind the herbivores
    of the fear of being preyed upon.
[05:02] Narrator
    An experiment toward restoring the rich
    ecosystem that was once here has begun.
[05:07] Pipimi
    And now, for our question.
[05:08] Pipimi
    What did one of the animals
    that was transported over say?
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[05:12] Pipimi
    Cthulhu-san was fastest!
[05:14] Cthulhu
    "There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    There aren't any
    SBux here, are there...
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[05:17] Pipimi
    Yes, Popuko-san.
SIGN    Popuko
[05:20] Popuko
    C'mon.
[05:21] Pipimi
    I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[05:24] Pipimi
    Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
[05:27] Pipimi
    Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[05:31] Ranger A
    Look over there! There are some
    African wild dogs forming packs.
[05:34] Ranger C
    They're already breeding! Unbelievable.
[05:39] Pipimi
    Yes?
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[05:41] Cthulhu
    This safari park sucks.
SIGN    Cthulhu
[05:44] Cthulhu
    Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
SIGN    Popuko
[05:49] Popuko
    Here are some animals
    roasting some mochi on an irori grill.
[05:53] Pipimi
    Stop making up prompts, please.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
SIGN    Popuko
[05:58] Popuko
    Humans are such selfish creatures.
[06:01] Popuko
    If they want to return nature
    to how it once was,
[06:03] Popuko
    they shouldn't have destroyed it
    in the first place.
[06:07] Popuko
    Aren't humans actually
    a hindrance here on Earth?
[06:11] Popuko
    That's what I'd like to say!
[06:14] Pipimi
    Correct!
[06:16] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan came out on top today!
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[06:19] Cthulu
    Damn it...
[06:21] Pipimi
    Well, see you next week.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
[06:24] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[06:28] John
    It happened ten years ago,
    when I was playing in the park.
[06:32] John
    Oh!
[06:33] John
    Little birdies! They're so cute!
[06:35] Mother
    They are rather adorable.
[06:38] Popuko
    They're here... We're counting on you.
[06:40] Pipimi
    The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
[06:44] Popuko and Pipimi
    It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
    Picolinon for short!
[06:48] Mother
    That's...
[06:49] Mother
    If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
[06:51] Mother
    it'll destroy everything and plunge
    the Earth back into the Ice Age!
[06:55] Pipimi
    Picolinon, fire!
[06:59] John
    And that was when I knew that the Picolinos
    placed in parks all around Japan...
[07:04] John
    were protecting the parks
    where the children of Earth played,
[07:08] John
    as well as those children's smiles.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:12] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:16] Pipimi
    Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
[07:19] Popuko
    Sure, I think I'll take some.
[07:22] Pipimi
    We got a request for a refill!
[07:25] Pipimi
    Is that okay?
[07:26] Pipimi
    It sure is!
[07:27] Pipimi
    All right! Let's get this party started
    with a serving of gratitude!
[07:32] Pipimi
    Thanks for the refill!
[07:34] Server Pipimis
    Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
[07:35] Pipimi
    Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
[07:36] Server Pipimis
    Go, go, go, go!
[07:38] Pipimi
    Look at that steam!
[07:39] Server Pipimis
    Just look at that steam!
[07:40] Pipimi
    Now's the best moment
    to drink! Drink it now!
[07:43] Server pipimis
    Yes!
[07:43] Pipimi
    Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[07:46] Server Pipimis
    Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[07:48] Server Pipimis
    Let's go!
[07:48] Pipimi
    And now, let's hear a word
    from our princess.
[07:51] Popuko
    Can I have another?
[07:52] Pipimi
    All right! Let's get this party started
    with a serving of gratitude!
[07:54] Server Pipimis
    It's a party! We're hype for caffeine!
[07:56] Server Pipimis
    Caffè latte, café au lait, cappuccino!
[07:57] Pipimi
    Would you like a refill, as well?
[07:59] Female customer
    Nah... I'm good.
[08:00] Pipimi
    Oh... but I insist.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:04] Narrator
    Adventure awaits you in the realm
    embraced by the gods, Eorzea.
[08:12] Popuko
    Yahoo!
[08:15] Pipimi
    Go, go!
[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi
    Adventures are awesome!
[08:32] Popuko
    Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
[08:38] Dragoon
    This should do it.
[08:44] Pipimi
    That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
[08:48] Pipimi
    Ron!
[08:49] Popuko
    Noice, noice!
[08:54] Minfilia
    I can't get through to them at all.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:00] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:02] Popuko
    Uwu? Uwuwu... bususu.
[09:06] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[09:08] Popuko
    Yup, I knew you'd say that you
    knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[09:09] Very Eloquent MC
    Yeah! Two chains!
[09:12] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
    that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[09:14] Very Eloquent MC
    Wow! Three chains!
[09:17] Popuko
    Yup, I knew—
[09:17] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew—
[09:18] Popuko
    Yup!
[09:19] Pipimi
    Yup!
[09:19] Popuko
    Yup!
[09:20] Pipimi
    Y—
[09:20] Popuko
    Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
[09:22] Popuko
    Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
[09:25] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[09:26] Popuko
    Yup, I knew—
[09:26] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew—
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:28] Pipimi
    Yup!
[09:34] Pipimi
    Over here.
[09:36] Pipimi
    Piece of cake.
[09:40] Pipimi
    You're down.
[09:42] Popuko
    Let me do my finisher.
[09:58] Popuko
    Oh, please do excuse me.
[09:59] Popuko
    I'm quite confident
    in my gun-wielding abilities.
[10:01] Announcer
    Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.
[10:07] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:15] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:22] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:30] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:37] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:44] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:52] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:59] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:08] Pipimi
    Everyone, thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
SIGN    Pipimi's Room
[11:13] Popuko
    But there are people watching
    on streaming services.
[11:15] Popuko
    In fact, are there actually people
    out there who bought it?
[11:17] Pipimi
    What?
[11:18] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, that's a bit harsh...
[11:19] Popuko
    You're probably better off buying
    ringside seats to a pro wrestling match.
[11:22] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, don't say that!
[11:24] Popuko
    But when you get special ringside seats,
[11:26] Popuko
    you sometimes get blood sprayed on you,
    so it's totally worth it.
[11:29] Pipimi
    What? No, it's not! Jeez!
[11:31] Popuko
    Act now, and get some musclehead boyfriend.
[11:34] Pipimi
    Don't lie!
[11:35] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
    with the money for PTE season 2?
[11:39] Pipimi
    An electric kickboard.
[11:41] Popuko
    You're not gonna buy PTE?
[11:42] Pipimi
    Of course not.
    Please send a copy to my agency.
[11:46] Popuko
    It's located in Tokyo, Chiyoda Ward, .
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
SIGN    By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Pipimi
    We used rare sugar for this cake.
[11:56] Popuko
    How much?
[11:58] Pipimi
    This muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
[12:16] Pipimi
    ...ch.
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:49] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:54] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:58] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[13:01] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[13:05] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:10] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:12] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:18] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:22] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:29] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:31] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:36] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[13:47] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Shake hands
    with an otter
[13:50] Popuko
    Whoa! You can shake hands
    with an otter! Neat!
[13:54] Popuko
    Friendship!
[13:57] Otter
    I'm gonna shatter them fantasies!
[14:01] Popuko
    Oh? You want a fuckin' piece of me?
[14:04] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[14:07] Popuko
    Unyumaru, come on out.
[14:09] Popuko
    Come on. I promise this won't hurt.
[14:11] Popuko
    It won't hurt at all.
[14:16] Popuko
    Unyumaru! You fucking bastard!
    I'll kill you!
[14:17] Unyumaru
    Can't reach me, bitch. Now, what?
[14:20] Popuko
    Ow! Fuck you!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[14:22] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[14:29] Pipimi
    Step forward, defendant.
[14:31] Popuko
    Okay.
[14:32] Pipimi
    Now to the right, defendant.
[14:34] Popuko
    Okay.
[14:34] Pipimi
    Now back, defendant.
[14:36] Popuko
    Okay.
[14:37] Pipimi
    To the left!
[14:38] Popuko
    Okay.
[14:39] Pipimi
    Forward! Right!
[14:39] Popuko
    Okay, okay.
[14:40] Pipimi
    Back! Left!
[14:41] Popuko
    Okay, okay.
[14:42] Pipimi
    One, two, three, four.
[14:43] Popuko
    Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[14:45] Pipimi
    Box step! Box step!
[14:47] Popuko
    Box step! Box step!
[14:48] Popuko
    Box step! Box step!
    Box step! Box step! Box step!
[14:52] Popuko
    Box ste—
[14:53] Pipimi
    Court is adjourned!
SIGN    Court Adjourned
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[14:55] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[15:00] Pipimi
    So healthy!
[15:06] Popuko
    Om, nom, nom, nom...
[15:15] Pipimi
    You know...
[15:18] Pipimi
    You should probably become a manga artist.
[15:21] Pipimi
    Like for Jmp.
[15:23] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[15:27] Popuko
    Yeah, yeah! Confidence, go, go!
[15:30] Popuko
    I can't do it.
[15:33] Popuko
    It's not...
[15:34] Pipimi
    Hey, hey! Come on, come on! Hey!
[15:36] Popuko
    Oh! Thank you, thank you!
[15:44] Pipimi
    Drugs.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[15:50] Narrator
    This is the Ungapopo*
    National Nature Reserve.
[15:50] Popuko
    Ah... Ungapopo. I know that place.
[15:53] Narrator
    Due to civil war and rampant poaching, elephants, lions, and other animals
[15:53] Pipimi
    Right?
[15:54] Popuko
    That place.
[15:55] Pipimi
    Make sure you're watching.
[15:56] Popuko
    Okay.
[15:56] Narrator
    at the top of the food chain
    sharply decreased in number.
[15:57] Pipimi
    Yes. There'll be questions later.
[15:59] Narrator
    It has become a savanna
    where herbivores proliferate.
[16:00] Popuko
    No fair. I wanna go.
[16:02] Popuko
    I wanna go to the savanna.
[16:03] Pipimi
    That'd be nice...
    to be surrounded by nature.
[16:03] Ranger A
    There was once order in this wild kingdom.
[16:06] Popuko
    Oh, hey. Do dinosaurs show up here?
    Like, actual dinosaurs.
[16:07] Ranger A
    It's truly in a sad state now.
[16:08] Pipimi
    Dinosaurs are, uh...
[16:09] Ranger B
    The herbivores here do what they want
    now that they've forgotten
[16:12] Pipimi
    Yeah, I guess.
[16:12] Ranger B
    the fear of their natural enemies.
[16:14] Popuko
    Oh, th-th-they will?
[16:14] Pipimi
    I think they will.
[16:14] Ranger C
    There's nothing to stop them anymore.
[16:15] Pipimi
    That's probably what's back there.
[16:17] Pipimi
    Oh, hey. He was totally in that movie.
[16:17] Ranger D
    In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,
[16:19] Pipimi
    I think a dinosaur...
[16:19] Popuko
    Oh, I knew it.
[16:20] Ranger D
    we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.
[16:20] Popuko
    eats him?
[16:21] Pipimi
    I think he's the guy who gets spat on.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[16:25] Pipimi
    I haven't asked the question yet.
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[16:27] Popuko
    Echi** Seika!
[16:29] Pipimi
    Anyway, let's continue.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
    ~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
[16:32] Popuko
    Yes, yes, yes, yes.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[16:34] Popuko
    Are they gonna have to do
    an emergency landing?
[16:36] Pipimi
    Oh, that one game on the Famicom. Ikari...
[16:37] Ranger B
    How're you all doing back there?
[16:39] Ranger C
    Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.
[16:39] Pipimi
    When you fall in the very beginning.
[16:41] Popuko
    Yeah, exactly.
[16:42] Popuko
    Like that's where the story begins.
[16:42] Narrator
    They've transported some carnivores
    from another region
[16:44] Pipimi
    Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
[16:46] Narrator
    in order to remind the herbivores
    of the fear of being preyed upon.
[16:46] Pipimi
    Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
[16:46] Popuko
    Oh, yeah that. Exactly.
[16:50] Pipimi
    Dun, dun, dun... like that.
[16:52] Narrator
    An experiment toward restoring the rich
    ecosystem that was once here has begun.
[16:57] Pipimi
    And now, for our question.
[16:58] Pipimi
    What did one of the animals
    that was transported over say?
[17:01] Pipimi
    What did one of the animals that was...
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[17:02] Pipimi
    Yes! Cthulhu-san was faster!
SIGN    Cthulhu
[17:04] Cthulhu
    "There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
SIGN    There aren't any
    SBux here, are there...
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[17:07] Pipimi
    Yes, Popuko-san.
SIGN    Popuko
[17:11] Pipimi
    I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[17:14] Pipimi
    Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
[17:16] Pipimi
    Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[17:21] Ranger A
    Look over there! There are some
    African wild dogs forming packs.
[17:21] Popuko
    So these two are probably
    going to fall in love.
[17:24] Ranger C
    They're already breeding! Unbelievable.
[17:25] Pipimi
    Ah, so romance will bloom.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[17:30] Pipimi
    Yes?
SIGN    Cthulhu
[17:32] Cthulhu
    This safari park sucks.
[17:35] Cthulhu
    Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
SIGN    Popuko
[17:41] Pipimi
    Stop making up prompts, please.
    And knock it off with the mochi already.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
SIGN    Popuko
[17:48] Popuko
    Humans are such selfish creatures.
[17:51] Popuko
    If they want to return nature
    to how it once was,
[17:54] Popuko
    they shouldn't have destroyed
    it in the first place.
[17:57] Popuko
    Aren't humans actually
    a hindrance here on Earth?
[18:01] Popuko
    That's what I'd like to say!
[18:04] Pipimi
    Correct!
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[18:07] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan came out on top today!
[18:09] Cthulhu
    Damn it...
[18:11] Pipimi
    Well, see you next week.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
[18:14] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[18:18] John
    It happened ten years ago,
    when I was playing in the park.
[18:22] John
    Oh!
[18:23] John
    Little birdies! They're so cute!
[18:25] Mother
    They are rather adorable.
[18:28] Popuko
    They're here... We're counting on you.
[18:30] Pipimi
    The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
[18:34] Popuko and Pipimi
    It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
    Picolinon for short!
[18:38] Mother
    That's...
[18:39] Mother
    If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
[18:41] Mother
    it'll destroy everything and plunge
    the Earth back into the Ice Age!
[18:45] Pipimi
    Picolinon, fire!
[18:49] John
    And that was when I knew that the Picolinos
    placed in parks all around Japan...
[18:54] John
    were protecting the parks
    where the children of Earth played,
[18:58] John
    as well as those children's smiles.
[19:01] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:05] Pipimi
    Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
[19:09] Popuko
    Sure, I think I'll take some.
[19:12] Pipimi
    We got a request for a refill!
[19:16] Pipimi
    Is that okay?
[19:17] Pipimi
    It sure is!
[19:18] Pipimi
    All right! Let's get this party started
    with a serving of gratitude!
[19:23] Pipimi
    Thanks for the refill!
[19:24] Server Pipimis
    Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
[19:25] Pipimi
    Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
[19:26] Server Pipimis
    Go, go, go, go!
[19:28] Pipimi
    Look at that steam!
[19:29] Server Pipimis
    Just look at that steam!
[19:31] Pipimi
    Now's the best moment
    to drink! Drink it now!
[19:32] Server pipimis
    Yes!
[19:33] Pipimi
    Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[19:34] Server Pipimis
    Drink, drink, bring it!
[19:36] Server Pipimis
    Let's go!
[19:38] Pipimi
    And now, let's hear a word
    from our princess.
[19:41] Popuko
    Can I have another?
[19:42] Pipimi
    Let's go!
[19:44] Pipimi
    Let's get this party started
    with a serving of gratitude!
[19:47] Pipimi
    Would you like a refill, as well?
[19:49] Female customer
    Nah... I'm good.
[19:49] Pipimi
    Oh... but I insist.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:54] Narrator
    Adventure awaits you in the realm
    embraced by the gods, Eorzea.
[20:02] Popuko
    Yahoo! Yay!
[20:06] Pipimi
    Go, go! Yahoo!
[20:08] Popuko
    Yahoo!
[20:10] Popuko and Pipimi
    Adventures are awesome!
[20:12] Popuko and Pipimi
    What fun!
[20:22] Popuko
    Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
[20:28] Dragoon
    This should do it.
[20:34] Pipimi
    That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
[20:38] Pipimi
    Ron!
[20:44] Minfilia
    I can't get through to them at all.
[20:49] Popuko and pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:52] Popuko
    Morning, Murasucky Shikibu!
[20:55] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[20:58] Popuko
    Yup, I knew you'd say
    that you knew I'd say that.
[20:59] Very Eloquent MC
    Yeah! Two chains!
[21:02] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
    that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[21:04] Very Eloquent MC
    Wow! Three chains!
[21:07] Popuko
    Yup, I knew—
[21:08] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew—
[21:08] Popuko
    Yup!
[21:09] Pipimi
    Yup!
[21:09] Popuko
    Yup! Y—
[21:10] Popuko
    Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
[21:11] Popuko
    Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
[21:14] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd way wat.
[21:16] Popuko
    Yup, I knew—
[21:16] Pipimi
    Yup!
[21:17] Popuko
    Yup!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:17] Pipimi
    Y—
[21:17] Popuko
    Y—
[21:24] Pipimi
    Right now, I'm flanking from the right!
[21:26] Pipimi
    Oh, their shield's about to go down!
[21:29] Pipimi
    And then...
[21:29] Pipimi
    And down.
[21:30] Popuko
    Let me do my finisher.
[21:49] Pipimi
    All right!
[21:51] Announcer
    Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.
[21:57] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:05] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:12] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:20] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:27] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:34] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:42] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:49] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[22:58] Pipimi
    Well... You, too.
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:59] Popuko
    Great job today.
[23:00] Pipimi
    It's been a while since we got
    to act together like this.
[23:02] Popuko
    I know, right?
[23:03] Popuko
    We did meet at an event recently.
[23:05] Pipimi
    Oh yeah, we did. That's right.
[23:06] Popuko
    And I also get in trouble sometimes.
[23:09] Pipimi
    Oh, really?
[23:09] Popuko
    Er, there's a certain series
    that we're both on.
[23:12] Pipimi
    Yup.
[23:13] Popuko
    And then she'd say, "You're not together!"
[23:15] Popuko
    The princess gets real mad at me.
[23:17] Popuko
    Er, priestess, rather.
[23:18] Pipimi
    Yes, the priestess.
[23:19] Popuko
    She gets real mad.
[23:20] Pipimi
    The priestess... Well, what can you do?
[23:21] Popuko
    I'm sorry, everyone who works on that show.
[23:21] Pipimi
    Right. Because you couldn't
    always get there on time.
[23:23] Popuko
    Yeah, exactly!
[23:23] Pipimi
    Yeah... there's not much
    you can do about that.
[23:25] Popuko
    A lot of time has passed...
[23:27] Pipimi
    Yeah, and well, now you're
    actually a president.
[23:29] Pipimi
    Yeah. You're actually an agency president.
[23:30] Popuko
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry, really.
[23:31] Popuko
    Er, yeah...
[23:32] Pipimi
    Yeah, you run a tanuki agency.
[23:33] Popuko
    We're doing our best.
    I hope you'll all support Raccoon Dog.
[23:36] Popuko
    Please. Oh, and Ken Pro, too!
[23:38] Pipimi
    Thanks.

E11 - Boomer Team Epic

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Bear
    Yeah, then I told 'em...
[00:06] Bear
    What's up?
[00:07] Penguin
    Hey! There's apparently
    a thicc MILF beastgirl
[00:09] Penguin
    and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
    makin' out over there!
[00:11] Bear
    Huh?!
[00:12] Rabbit
    Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
[00:13] Bear
    I don't care if it's a trap!
[00:15] Bear
    I'll take the chance!
[00:37] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:39] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:41] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:42] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:47] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[00:57] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:00] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:05] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:09] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:12] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:18] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:22] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:24] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:31] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:35] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Boomer Team Epic
SIGN    By: ????
SIGN    TV

SIGN    Sunday Nights
SIGN    Pop Talk
SIGN    Pop Talk
[01:59] Popuko
    Oh, heya. Good work, team.
[02:03] Popuko
    But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
    TV station like yours
SIGN    Big-Shot Comedian
    Popuko
[02:06] Popuko
    made an offer to some
    super-popular comedians like us.
[02:09] Popuko
    Yer probably over budget
    just payin' our fee, amirite?!
SIGN     Greenroom
SIGN     Greenroom
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
[02:22] Pipimi
    Heya. How ya doin'?
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Big-Shot Comedian
    Pipimi
[02:26] Popuko
    Hey. What's my partner doin' in my greenroom?
SIGN    Popuko
    Pipimi
[02:30] Popuko
    We seriously sharin' a room?
[02:32] Popuko
    Do you have any idea how long
    we've been in this business?
[02:34] Popuko
    Comedians at our level should
    definitely have our own rooms.
[02:37] Popuko
    Man, it's gonna be super awkward
    sharin' a room now...
[02:52] Popuko
    What day's the horse-racin' paper
    come out, again?
[02:55] Pipimi
    Dunno.
[02:56] Popuko
    Oh, I see.
[02:59] Pipimi
    You've been to England before, haven't ya?
[03:02] Popuko
    No, but you have.
[03:03] Pipimi
    Oh, I see.
[03:07] Popuko
    Do you prefer Sugita or Nakamura?
[03:09] Pipimi
    I can't answer a question like that.
[03:11] Popuko
    Good point.
[03:14] Popuko
    Yes?
[03:16] Kanchi
    Hellsphere!
[03:18] Mocchi
    I'm Peach-Butt Mocchi.
[03:19] Kanchi
    I'm Persimmon-Butt Kanchi.
[03:21] Mocchi
    And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
[03:23] Kanchi
    We're gonna be on the show
    with you guys today!
SIGN    Newbie Comedians
    Mocchi Kanchi
[03:25] Mocchi
    We'll hype things up, so lookin'
    forward to working with you-sphere!
[03:27] Kanchi
    Hellsphere!
[03:30] Popuko
    Monkey Panty, was it?
[03:31] Mocchi
    It's Mocchi Kanchi.
[03:33] Pipimi
    Boner Panty?
[03:35] Kanchi
    No one's got a boner. I mean,
    we're veteran idol voice actresses.
[03:38] Mocchi
    But wow, you sure are bringin' in
    the dough, being so popular!
[03:43] Mocchi
    We brought your favorite...
[03:44] Mocchi
    A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
[03:47] Kanchi
    You moron!
[03:48] Kanchi
    Even the great Abeno Harukas building,
    the tallest in Japan, would shrivel at that.
[03:51] Mocchi
    JK, JK.
[03:53] Kanchi
    Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
[03:54] Kanchi
    There's already some bartering
    with this episode's VA casting right now,
[03:57] Kanchi
    but you should barter
    and invite us over again!
[03:59] Mocchi
    We'll do anything-sphere!
[04:02] Kanchi
    Anyway, see you on the show.
[04:04] Mocchi
    Boner Panty signing off!
[04:06] Kanchi
    We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
[04:08] Mocchi
    MusicRay'n...
[04:08] Mocchi and Kanchi
    FTW!
[04:12] Popuko
    Kids these days... I understand them
    even less than I did before.
[04:16] Pipimi
    If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
    I don't want it.
[04:19] Popuko
    Oh, please.
[04:20] Popuko
    I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
    they bought at the Shinkansen station.
[04:24] Popuko
    Honestly, it woulda been funnier
    if they were panties.
[04:28] Popuko
    I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
[04:32] Popuko
    Where were they from...
SIGN    Namba Theater
SIGN    35 Years Ago
[04:42] (Flashback) Popuko
    I'm Popuko!
[04:44] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I'm Pipimi!
[04:45] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi
    And we're Pop Team Epic!
[04:48] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Greenroom
SIGN    Taisho Sink or Swim
[04:52] (Flashback) Master Pigeon
    Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
[04:53] (Flashback) Pipimi
    No, it's Pop Team Epic.
[04:56] (Flashback) Master Sparrow
    Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
[04:57] (Flashback) Pipimi
    No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
[05:00] (Flashback) Master Pigeon
    Poopoopoo?
SIGN     Manzai Beginners' Audition
SIGN     Manzai Beginners' Audition
[05:01] (Flashback) Popuko
    Ya know how they keep sayin' we've
    gotta be cuter at auditions lately?
[05:05] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Yeah, definitely.
[05:07] (Flashback) Popuko
    Couldja give it a try?
[05:09] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Ahem...
[05:11] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Moe moe kyun!
[05:13] (Flashback) Drunks
    You guys suck! Get off the stage!
SIGN    Namba Theater
[05:16] (Flashback) Popuko
    Pudds the Pudding.
[05:19] (Flashback) Popuko
    Chipper the Chipmunk.
[05:20] (Flashback) Pipimi
    What kinda chipmunk is that?
[05:22] (Flashback) Popuko
    Poli... the Policeman.
[05:25] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I like that one.
[05:28] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
[05:31] (Flashback) Popuko
    Nope.
[05:32] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Then you can have half of mine.
    Let's eat it together.
[05:35] (Flashback) Popuko
    Hey! That's the meat bun
    from that one stall.
[05:38] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
[05:40] (Flashback) Pipimi
    All because I invited you to come
    to this zany world with me...
[05:44] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
[05:48] (Flashback) Popuko
    What're you talkin' about?
[05:49] (Flashback) Popuko
    I was poor way before I met you.
[05:51] (Flashback) Popuko
    I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
[05:54] (Flashback) Popuko
    More importantly,
[05:55] (Flashback) Popuko
    we need to come up with a buncha
    funny bits and get popular.
[05:58] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Yer right.
[05:59] (Flashback) Pipimi
    One day, we'll get big enough
    to have our own greenroom!
[06:04] (Flashback) Pipimi
    The hell? This is amazing.
[06:06] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Gimme the other half back.
[06:07] (Flashback) Popuko
    Wh-What the hell? Too late, fool.
SIGN    Namba Theater
[06:16] Popuko
    I guess this taste never changes.
[06:20] Pipimi
    I haven't had this since back
    when we were practicin' our bits.
[06:23] Popuko
    Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
[06:26] Pipimi
    Eatin' this really takes ya back
    to the good ol' days.
[06:31] Popuko
    I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
[06:35] Popuko
    Our bro used to take us out
    to have that all the time.
[06:37] Pipimi
    But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
    my legs hurt so much I could die.
[06:41] Popuko
    Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
[06:44] Pipimi
    Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
    to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
SIGN    TV

[06:48] Popuko
    D'oh!
[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    PTE!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[06:56] Pipimi
    I'm gonna tickle ya!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:31] Popuko
    Gee... I really wish I had
    a shiitake mushroom log.
SIGN    Shiitake~ <3
[07:35] Shiitake
    You want a piece of me?
[07:38] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan—
[07:41] Popuko
    Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
[07:44] Pouko
    P-Pipimi-chan!
[07:47] Popuko
    Thank you!
[07:48] Pipimi and Shiitake
    Love and peace!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:51] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:54] Popuko
    Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
[07:56] Popuko
    Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
[07:59] Popuko
    I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
    but it's just a torpedo.
[08:02] Popuko
    Back into the ocean you go.
[08:04] Poseidon
    Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
[08:06] Poseidon
    ...dooooooooooooon!
[08:09] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[08:15] Prefectural Police
    Kablow! Charge!
[08:17] Prefectural Police
    Prefectural police here!
[08:18] Prefectural Police
    Gah! So bright!
[08:20] Prefectural Police
    So bright!
[08:21] Popuko
    What prefecture? Hey!
[08:23] Popuko
    I asked you what prefecture!
[08:26] Pipimi
    C'mon, now. Must be rough.
[08:27] Pipimi
    Just let it all out already.
[08:29] Popuko
    I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
[08:31] Prefectural Police
    Canada! I'm with the Canada
    Prefectural Police!
[08:35] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?
[08:37] Popuko and Pipimi
    Sorry about that!
SIGN    Canada Prefectural Police
[08:39] Prefectural Police
    Vroom, vroom.
SIGN    Beautiful Foods
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Delicious Takuan Radishes
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:42] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[08:47] Pipimi
    OMG, a pro gamer!
[08:49] Popuko
    Get rekt!
SIGN    Popunator
[08:52] Pipimi
    Oh, my gosh!
[08:54] Pipimi
    I've seen that move in
    a Poppex tournament before!
[08:58] Popuko
    Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
[09:01] Pipimi
    Oh, my gosh!
[09:01] Popuko
    Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
    Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!
[09:02] Pipimi
    I've seen that move in
    a POPU tournament before!
[09:06] Popuko
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[09:08] Pipimi
    Squee! Oh, my gosh!
[09:10] Popuko
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[09:13] Popuko
    Get rekt!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:16] Popuko
    Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
[09:20] Popuko
    I'm gonna be the one who keeps
    picking which way to look!
[09:23] Pipimi
    I'm fine with endless defense.
[09:27] Popuko
    Ready, and...
[09:29] Popuko
    Look!
[09:30] Popuko
    Look! Look!
[09:32] Popuko
    Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
[09:37] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:40] Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
[09:44] Popuko
    Leave it to me!
[09:45] Popuko
    I'll fix this garbage perspective
    with the free transform tool!
[09:48] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
[09:51] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
[09:54] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
    Popu-chan! Popu-chan! Popu-chan!
[10:02] Popuko
    We're doomed.
[10:03] Pipimi
    Nice try!
[10:05] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:13] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:20] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:28] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:35] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:42] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:50] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:57] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:07] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for buying Pop Team Epic.
[11:10] Popuko
    But you were probably better off buying a
    BD concert of the voice actress unit Sphere.
[11:15] Pipimi
    Popu-chan! Don't say that!
[11:17] Popuko
    But it's amazing. It's been thirteen
    years now since they debuted.
[11:21] Popuko
    All the members are over thirty these days.
[11:24] Popuko
    They keep saying we're veteran idols,
    but we can sing, like, 84 songs in two days.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[11:29] Popuko
    To be honest, our old songs that
    reference school uniforms in the lyrics
[11:33] Popuko
    make me go "Yikes," too,
    since we're so much older now.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:38] Popuko
    Or so Pipimi-chan said the other day.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:40] Pipimi
    Huh?
[11:41] Popuko
    You mentioned how you were
    thinking you're really old now.
[11:43] Popuko
    So what do you think about that, huh? Huh?!
[11:46] Pipimi
    U-Um... Yes, that is what I thought.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Bear
    So, hey.
[11:53] Rabbit
    Hm?
[11:54] Bear
    If a cheerful character and
    a gloomy character played tag...
[11:57] Penguin
    Hey! There's apparently
    a thicc MILF beastgirl
[11:59] Penguin
    and a robot shota whose bangs hide his eyes
    makin' out over there!
[12:02] Bear
    Huh?!
[12:02] Rabbit
    Don't do it, man! It's a trap!
[12:03] Bear
    I don't care if it's a trap!
[12:05] Bear
    I'll take the chance!
[12:27] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:29] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:31] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:32] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:37] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:47] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:55] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[12:59] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:02] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:08] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:12] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:14] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:19] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:21] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Boomer Team Epic
SIGN    By: ????
SIGN    TV

SIGN    Sunday Nights
SIGN    Pop Talk
SIGN    Pop Talk
[13:49] Popuko
    Well, hello there.
[13:53] Popuko
    But I'm surprised that a tiny li'l
    TV station like yours
SIGN    Big-Shot Comedian
    Popuko
[13:55] Popuko
    made an offer to some
    super-popular comedians like us.
[13:58] Popuko
    Yer probably over budget
    just payin' our fee, amirite?!
SIGN     Greenroom
SIGN     Greenroom
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
[14:12] Pipimi
    Heya. How ya doin'?
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Bull's-Eye Spot-on!
SIGN    Big-Shot Comedian
    Pipimi
[14:15] Popuko
    Hey. What's my partner
    doin' in my greenroom?
SIGN    Popuko
    Pipimi
[14:21] Popuko
    Do you have any idea how long
    we've been in this business?
[14:23] Popuko
    Comedians at our level should
    definitely have our own rooms.
[14:27] Popuko
    Man, it's gonna be super awkward
    sharin' a room now...
[14:42] Popuko
    What day's the horse-racin' paper
    come out, again?
[14:45] Pipimi
    Dunno.
[14:49] Pipimi
    You used to be obsessed
    with snowboarding, didn't ya?
[14:52] Popuko
    Never even been.
[14:53] Pipimi
    Not even once?
[14:54] Popuko
    Nope.
[14:57] Popuko
    Do you prefer rhinoceros
    beetles or stag beetles?
[14:59] Pipimi
    I hate bugs.
[15:01] Popuko
    Oh, I see.
[15:04] Popuko
    Yes?
[15:06] Kanchi
    Mornin'!
[15:08] Mocchi
    I'm Soft-Skinned Mocchi.
[15:10] Kanchi
    I'm Blown-Knee Kanchi.
[15:11] Mocchi
    And we're Mocchi Kanchi!
[15:13] Kanchi
    We're gonna be on the show
    with you guys today!
SIGN    Newbie Comedians
    Mocchi Kanchi
[15:15] kanchi
    We'll hype things up,
    so lookin' forward to working with ya!
[15:18] Mocchi
    Hell yeah!
[15:19] Popuko
    Nishiki Panty, was it?
[15:21] Mocchi
    Not Nishiki! It's Mocchi Kanchi.
[15:24] Pipimi
    Boner Panty?
[15:25] Kanchi
    No one's got a boner.
    Let's move away from the panty talk.
[15:29] Mocchi
    But wow, you sure are bringin' in
    the dough, being so popular!
[15:32] Mocchi
    We brought your favorite...
[15:35] Mocchi
    A buncha Osakan grannies' panties.
[15:37] Kanchi
    They'll get you goin' with the ladies!
[15:39] Kanchi
    You moron! They'd shrivel anyone up!
[15:41] Mocchi
    JK, JK.
[15:42] Mocchi
    Just some delicious Osakan bento boxes.
[15:44] Mocchi
    Eat lots, cheer up,
[15:47] mocchi
    and you should barter
    and invite us over again.
[15:50] Kanchi
    Nishiki!
[15:51] Kanchi
    Anyway, see you on the show.
[15:54] Mocchi
    Boner Panty signing off!
[15:56] Kanchi
    We're Mocchi Kanchi, dumbass. Oh, whatever.
[16:01] Popuko
    Kids these days... I understand them
    even less than I did before.
[16:06] Pipimi
    If it's not a Gyogyoen bento,
    I don't want it.
[16:09] Popuko
    I'm sure they're just some cheap bento
    they bought at the Shinkansen station.
[16:13] Popuko
    Honestly, it woulda been funnier
    if they were panties.
[16:18] Popuko
    I think I've seen these bento boxes before.
[16:22] Popuko
    Where were they from...
SIGN    Namba Theater
SIGN    35 Years Ago
[16:32] (Flashback) Popuko
    I'm Popuko!
[16:34] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I'm Pipimi!
[16:35] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi
    And we're Pop Team Epic!
[16:38] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Masters! Good morning! We're Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Greenroom
SIGN    Taisho Sink or Swim
[16:42] (Flashback) Master Pigeon
    Poopoopoopooppoopoo?
[16:43] (Flashback) Pipimi
    No, it's Pop Team Epic.
[16:46] (Flashback) Master Sparrow
    Peepeepeepeeppeepee?
[16:47] (Flashback) Pipimi
    No, not pee. It's Pop Team Epic. PTE.
[16:49] (Flashback) Master Pigeon
    Poopoopoo?
SIGN     Manzai Beginners' Audition
SIGN     Manzai Beginners' Audition
[16:51] (Flashback) Popuko
    This is our first time onstage today.
    It's our first time, but we'll do our best.
[16:55] (Flashback) Popuko
    We're real nervous, though.
[16:57] (Flashback) Popuko
    We'll still do our best, thanks.
[16:59] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Thanks!
[17:01] (Flashback) Popuko and Pipimi
    We're Pop Team Epic!
[17:03] (Flashback) Drunks
    You guys suck! Get off the stage!
SIGN    Namba Theater
[17:07] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Man, that's totally Nishiki.
[17:10] (Flashback) Popuko
    But Boss says it ain't Nishiki.
[17:14] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I see... so I guess it's not.
[17:18] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Popu-yan, you haven't had lunch yet?
[17:21] (Flashback) Popuko
    Nope.
[17:22] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Here. Then you can have half of mine.
[17:24] (Flashback) Popuko
    Hey! That's the meat bun
    from that one stall.
[17:28] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Sorry 'bout this, Popu-yan.
[17:30] (Flashback) Pipimi
    All because I invited you to come
    to this zany world with me...
[17:33] (Flashback) Pipimi
    I'm makin' you live like some pauper...
[17:37] (Flashback) Popuko
    What're you talkin' about?
[17:39] (Flashback) Popuko
    I was poor way before I met you.
[17:40] (Flashback) Popuko
    I'll survive if I miss a meal or two.
[17:44] (Flashback) Popuko
    More importantly,
[17:45] (Flashback) Popuko
    we need to come up with a buncha
    funny bits and get popular.
[17:48] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Yer right.
[17:49] (Flashback) Pipimi
    One day, we'll get big enough
    to have our own greenroom!
[17:54] (Flashback) Pipimi
    The hell? This is amazing.
[17:56] (Flashback) Pipimi
    Gimme the other half back.
[17:57] (Flashback) Popuko
    What the hell? Too late, fool.
SIGN    Namba Theater
[18:06] Popuko
    I guess this taste never changes.
[18:10] Pipimi
    I haven't had this since back
    when we were practicin' our bits.
[18:13] Popuko
    Hey, Pipi-yan. You actually ate yours?
[18:16] Pipimi
    This dirt-cheap taste...
    I'd never forget it.
[18:21] Popuko
    I know. Why don't we go have some beef soup?
[18:25] Popuko
    Our bro used to take us out
    to have that all the time.
[18:27] Pipimi
    But I've got gout now. Anytime I eat meat,
    my legs hurt so much I could die.
[18:32] Popuko
    Then just eat the tofu and green onions.
SIGN    TV

[18:35] Pipimi
    Why the hell do I gotta go all the way
    to Osaka just for tofu and green onions?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:41] Popuko and Pipimi
    We're Pop Team Epic!
[18:45] Pipimi
    I'm gonna tickle ya! I actually already am!
[18:49] Pipimi
    How do you like that? And that? And that?
[18:55] Pipimi
    Left, right, left, right, left, right.
[18:56] Pipimi
    Front, back, front, back, front, back.
[19:05] Pipimi
    Does that feel good?
    Does that feel good, Popuko-chan?
[19:07] Pipimi
    I see, I see.
[19:17] Pipimi
    And now for my special move!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:21] Popuko
    Gee... I really wish I had
    a shiitake mushroom log.
SIGN    Shiitake~ <3
[19:25] Shiitake
    Shiitake!
[19:28] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan—
[19:30] Popuko
    Wait, what?! A shiitake mushroom log?!
[19:34] Pouko
    P-Pipimi-chan!
[19:37] Popuko
    Thank you!
[19:38] Pipimi
    Popuko, I'm up here! Look up!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:41] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:44] Popuko
    Come on, tell me, Pipimi-chan!
[19:46] Popuko
    Come on, tell me! Er, huh?
[19:49] Popuko
    I thought I was talking to Pipimi-chan,
    but it's just a torpedo.
[19:52] Popuko
    Back into the ocean you go.
[19:54] Poseidon
    Heya, Popu-chan. I'm Posei...
[19:56] Poseidon
    ...dooooooooooooon!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[19:59] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[20:05] Prefectural Police
    Kablow! Charge!
[20:07] Prefectural Police
    Prefectural police here!
[20:08] Prefectural Police
    Gah! So bright!
[20:10] Prefectural Police
    So bright!
[20:11] Popuko
    What prefecture? Hey!
[20:14] Popuko
    I asked you what prefecture!
[20:16] Pipimi
    C'mon, now. Must be rough.
[20:17] Pipimi
    Just let it all out already.
[20:19] Popuko
    I'm askin' you which prefecture, jackass!
[20:21] Prefectural Police
    Canada! I'm with the Canada
    Prefectural Police!
[20:25] Popuko and Pipimi
    Huh?
[20:27] Popuko and Pipimi
    Sorry about that!
SIGN    Canada Prefectural Police
[20:29] Prefectural Police
    Vroom, vroom.
SIGN    Beautiful Foods
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Delicious Takuan Radishes
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:32] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[20:37] Pipimi
    Ooh! A pro gamer!
[20:39] Popuko
    Hey, girl. Get rekt!
SIGN    Popunator
[20:42] Pipimi
    Oh, my gosh!
[20:44] Pipimi
    I've seen that move
    in a Poppex tournament before!
[20:48] Popuko
    Hey, girl. Get rekt!
[20:51] Pipimi
    Oh, my gosh!
[20:52] Pipimi
    I've seen that move
    in a POPU tournament before!
[20:57] Pipimi
    Eek! OMG! You're so cool! I'm so excited!
[21:01] Popuko
    Hey, girl. Get rekt!
[21:03] Popuko
    Yeah!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:06] Popuko
    Let's play "Look That Way" with Like2D!
[21:10] Popuko
    I'm gonna be the one who keeps
    picking which way to look!
[21:13] Pipimi
    I'm fine with endless defense.
[21:17] Popuko
    Ready, and...
[21:19] Popuko
    Look!
[21:20] Popuko
    Look! Look!
[21:22] Pipimi
    My eyes...
[21:23] Popuko
    Ah, there's nothing drawn beyond that...
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:27] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[21:31] Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
[21:34] Popuko
    Leave it to me!
[21:35] Popuko
    I'll fix this garbage perspective
    with the free transform tool!
[21:51] Popuko
    W-We're doomed.
[21:53] Pipimi
    Nice try!
[21:55] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:03] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:10] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:18] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:25] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:32] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:40] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:47] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:57] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic!
[23:01] Popuko
    Wouldn't you have been better off
    buying one of them yakuza games?
[23:04] Pipimi
    Don't say that, Popu-chan!
[23:07] Popuko
    But you can spend way more time on those
    yakuza games, so it's a way better deal.
[23:11] Pipimi
    Huh? It is?
[23:12] Pipimi
    Uh, hey!
[23:13] Popuko
    Act now, and we'll throw in a gun.
[23:15] Pipimi
    A-A-A gun?
[23:17] Pipimi
    Hey! Don't lie!
[23:18] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
    with the money for PTE season 2?
[23:22] Pipimi
    Hmm... I'm thinking some Matsusaka beef.
[23:25] Popuko
    Hey! You're not buying PTE?
[23:27] Pipimi
    Of course not. Just send it
    to my agency, please.
[23:30] Popuko
    Guess that's our privilege
    for being in this show.
[23:33] Pipimi
    And by "it," I meant some
    Matsusaka beef, by the way.
[23:35] Popuko
    Really?
[23:36] Pipimi
    Oh, Kobe beef will also work just fine.
[23:38] Popuko
    Would you stop?

E12 - Endless Love

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[00:01] Narrator
    Ever since the Earth was created,
    time has continued to flow.
[00:05] Narrator
    Countless branching points are established,
    causing other alternate timelines.
[00:11] Narrator
    In order to protect everyone's smiles,
    one man travels through various timelines...
[00:13] Shouta
    Run, everyone! Hurry!
[00:16] Narrator
    Shouta Aoi.
[00:19] Narrator
    But there are those who believe
    the beginning of time—
[00:21] Narrator
    or rather, the original timeline—
    to be sacred,
[00:24] Narrator
    and have made it their quest
    to destroy every other timeline.
[00:31] Mysterious Girl
    Please stop...
[00:45] Shouta
    Hold it!
[00:49] Shouta
    Get away from her!
[00:57] Shouta
    Why are you doing something so awful?!
[01:23] OP Lyrics
    There's no such thing as an endless battle
[01:30] OP Lyrics
    I've continued down
[01:33] OP Lyrics
    This path that I believe in
[01:36] OP Lyrics
    The lost cries echo
[01:43] OP Lyrics
    No matter what,
[01:45] OP Lyrics
    I will come to you all
[01:50] OP Lyrics
    I won't let everyone's desires
[01:52] OP Lyrics
    Be destroyed
[01:56] OP Lyrics
    Stop getting in the way
[01:58] OP Lyrics
    My other me's shadow
[02:02] OP Lyrics
    Go beyond time and space
[02:05] OP Lyrics
    And take on this spiraling destiny
[02:09] OP Lyrics
    Even if this is just
[02:10] OP Lyrics
    God playing tricks on us
[02:15] OP Lyrics
    I cannot be stopped
[02:18] OP Lyrics
    Until I can protect your smile
[02:22] OP Lyrics
    Tear through the darkness
[02:25] OP Lyrics
    And go forth
[02:28] OP Lyrics
    Endless love
[02:45] Shouta
    Don't worry. You're okay now.
[02:47] Mysterious Girl
    No...
[02:49] Mysterious Girl
    Anyone who stays with me will end up hurt.
[02:53] Shouta
    It's not your fault.
[02:55] Mysterious Girl
    But...
[02:56] Shouta
    Don't worry!
[03:01] Shouta
    I'll use this... to stop them.
[03:06] Mysterious Girl
    Where did you get that?
[03:09] Shouta
    I guess you could say...
    from a not-so-friendly lookalike.
[03:19] Shouta
    Okay, let's rest a little more before we go.
SIGN    Time Patrol HQ
[03:28] Nishikawa
    Well, this isn't good.
[03:31] Nishikawa
    Shouta Aoi coming in contact
    with her is dangerous.
[03:34] Nishikawa
    Secure the girl immediately.
[03:38] Nishikawa
    If we do not, the spacetime criminal
    Shouta Aoi will bring chaos to the world.
[03:44] Nakamura
    Roger!
[03:57] Nakamura
    Freeze!
[03:58] Nakamura
    Step away from that girl!
[04:02] Shouta
    Heck no! I'm gonna protect her!
[04:12] Nakamura
    What's this?
[04:13] Shouta
    Oh, no...
[04:15] Nakamura
    What did you do to the girl?!
[04:25] Shouta
    It's Time!
[04:51] Officer
    Hold it!
[04:56] Shouta
    Look out!
[05:04] Nakamura
    Wait... Why did you save me?
[05:07] Shouta
    Well, you're not a bad guy, are you?
[05:15] Shouta
    Hurry! Take that girl and run!
[05:22] Nakamura
    All right!
[05:27] Nakamura
    Let's go!
[05:34] Nakamura
    Are you okay?
[05:38] Nakamura
    You—
[05:43] Mysterious Girl
    I'm sorry.
[05:48] Mysterious Girl
    Please save everyone...
[05:53] Shouta
    Look out!
[06:06] Nishikawa
    Well, well. This was a pleasant surprise.
[06:11] Nakamura
    Commander Nishikawa, what's going on here?!
[06:15] Nishikawa
    I'm glad to see that you've made it
    back alive, Captain Nakamura.
[06:18] Nakamura
    Cut the crap!
[06:20] Nakamura
    Did you order them to do that?
[06:23] Nishikawa
    Oh, dear. Have you forgotten
    our mission as the Time Patrol?
[06:30] Nishikawa
    We must take down any spacetime
    criminals who threaten our history.
[06:37] Nakamura
    Shouta Aoi was trying to protect that girl.
[06:41] Nishikawa
    Do you feel a sense of friendship
    now that he's saved you?
[06:45] Nishikawa
    How foolish.
[06:50] Nishikawa
    Countless alternate timeline
    worlds continue to sprout.
[06:53] Nishikawa
    And they all threaten the world
    of this sacred original timeline.
[06:58] Nakamura
    What?!
[07:00] Nishikawa
    Every time another timeline forms,
    they become weaker.
[07:06] Nishikawa
    Our sacred timeline has been sullied.
[07:09] Nakamura
    What are you...
[07:11] Nishikawa
    I tried to use the Time Noise that exists
    within the chasms of spacetime
[07:14] Nishikawa
    to destroy the other timelines,
[07:18] Nishikawa
    but Shouta Aoi thwarted my plans.
[07:20] Nakamura
    Who are you?!
[07:23] Nishikawa
    I'm just a lowly repairman who was born
    to protect the sacred original timeline.
[07:32] Nakamura
    What are these things?!
[07:36] Nishikawa
    They're the Time Noise that the girl created.
[07:39] Nishikawa
    And now...
[07:42] Nishikawa
    They're completely under my control!
[07:54] Nishikawa
    That poor fool.
[07:56] Nishikawa
    It won't be long before he has
    nowhere left to run.
SIGN    Alternate Timeline World A
[08:07] Girl
    Huh?
SIGN    Alternate Timeline World B
SIGN    Alternate Timeline World C
[08:26] Nishikawa
    This is all for our sacred original timeline.
[08:49] Nakamura
    I guess this place is doomed, as well.
[09:02] Nakamura 2
    Hey, it's me.
[09:06] Nakamura
    Damn it...
[09:08] Nakamura
    Don't scare me like that.
SIGN    Resistance HQ Shelter
[09:25] Nakamura
    Shouta Aoi.
[09:27] Nakamura
    Still sulking?
[09:38] Nakamura 2
    Don't expect too much from him.
[09:40] Nakamura 2
    We need to be the ones who stop Nishikawa.
[09:42] Nakamura
    But how?!
[09:44] Nakamura 2
    Calm down.
[09:45] Nakamura 2
    We, the members of the Time Patrol,
    have infinite time.
[09:49] Nakamura 2
    We'll get our chance.
[09:51] Nakamura
    But while we're sitting here,
[09:53] Nakamura
    the people from alternate timelines
    are losing their homes!
[10:03] Nakamura 2
    Hey! Don't do anything rash!
[10:09] (Flashback) Shouta
    I'll use this... to stop them.
[10:28] Boy
    Well, this looks pretty broken.
[10:30] Boy
    The time's stopped on it.
[10:37] Boy
    Are you hurt?
[10:49] Boy
    I'll have Nakamura-oniichan
    fix your clock for you.
[10:53] Boy
    But for now, you can borrow mine.
[11:08] Boy
    Bye-bye!
[11:24] (Flashback) Mysterious Girl
    I'm sorry.
[11:25] (Flashback) Mysterious Girl
    Please save everyone...
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SIGN    Prefecture Forecast
[11:46] Rainy Season
    Yes! This is where we're
    broadcasting from today.
SIGN    Weather Analyst:
    Rainy Season
SIGN    Live
    
    Tokyo, Bobugaya Ward
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    Tokyo, Bobugaya Ward
[11:49] Rainy Season
    Heyo, Rainy Season here.
[11:51] Rainy Season
    Yikes, your roof's definitely
    leaking there, bud.
[11:54] Popuko
    What?!
[11:55] Popuko
    The hell's your problem, cloud?
SIGN    Kanto Region
[11:57] Rainy Season
    Anyway, this is how the current
    Kanto Region prefectures look.
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    Yamanashi
SIGN    Gunma
SIGN    Tochigi
SIGN    Saitama
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Kanagawa
SIGN    Ibaraki
SIGN    Chiba
SIGN    This Week for the Kanto Region

SIGN     Tokyo

SIGN    Yokohama
SIGN     Chiba

SIGN    Saitama
SIGN    Maebashi
SIGN    Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
[12:03] Rainy season
    And here's your weekly forecast.
SIGN    Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    Kanagawa
    
    
    
    
    
    Chiba
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Saitama
    
    
    
    
    
    Gunma
SIGN    Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    Kanagawa
    
    
    
    
    
    Chiba
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Saitama
    
    
    
    
    
    Gunma
SIGN    Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    Kanagawa
    
    
    
    
    
    Chiba
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Saitama
    
    
    
    
    
    Kanagawa
SIGN    Kanagawa
    
    
    
    
    
    Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    Chiba
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Saitama/Tochigi
    
    
    
    
    
    Kanagawa
    ->Gunma
SIGN    Kanagawa
    
    
    
    
    
    Chiba
    
    
    
    
    
    Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    Saitama
[12:04] Rainy Season
    Everything is pretty much on course
    for the beginning of the week,
SIGN    Chiba
    
    
    
    
    
    Chiba/Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Kanagawa
    
    
    
    
    
    Saitama
SIGN    Gunma
    
    
    
    
    
    Tokyo
    
    
    
    
    
    Chiba
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Chiba
    
    
    
    
    
    Tokyo
[12:06] Rainy Season
    but it looks like things will
    fall apart during the weekend.
[12:09] Rainy Season
    And that's it for your prefecture forecast!
SIGN    Prefecture Forecast
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: UchuPeople
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
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[13:51] Nishikawa
    Is this where Shouta Aoi is?
[13:54] Nakamura
    Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
[13:57] Nakamura
    I'm pretty sure this is where
    your grave's gonna be!
[14:03] Nishikawa
    You foolish man. Kill him.
[14:05] Men
    Yes, sir!
[14:27] Nishikawa
    Now, then...
[14:28] Nishikawa
    I believe your time has come to an end.
[14:35] Shouta
    Hey!
[14:41] Shouta
    What's the matter?
[14:43] Nakamura
    Shouta... Aoi...
[14:45] Nishikawa
    Hmph.
[14:46] Nishikawa
    Well, well.
    Looks like our target's come to us.
[14:51] Shouta
    Always remember to stretch...
[14:54] Shouta
    before physical activities!
[15:01] Nishikawa
    I'm happy to see you're doing well.
[15:04] Nishikawa
    But...
[15:05] Nishikawa
    What can you possibly do,
    now that you can't transform?
[15:16] Future Shouta
    Nishikawa...
[15:18] Future Shouta
    This scar that you've given me...
[15:28] Future Shouta
    I'm going to...
[15:31] Future Shouta
    take back the future!
[15:37] Shouta
    It's Time!
[16:23] Nakamura 2
    Nakamura!
[16:24] Nakamura
    Nakamura! Thanks!
[18:13] Nishikawa
    Give it up. You cannot defeat me.
[18:19] Shouta
    I won't... give up!
[18:24] Shouta
    There's no way that I can give up on...
[18:28] Shouta
    a future where everyone can smile!
[18:33] Nishikawa
    Well, your happy little fairytale future...
[18:36] Nishikawa
    doesn't exist!
[18:53] Nishikawa
    What?!
[19:02] Popukos and Pipimis
    Pop Team Epic! Pop Team Epic!
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[19:12] Bob Team Epic
    Bob Team Epic!
[19:13] Koichi Yamadera (VA from S2 ep 7 Part B)
    Rising Hell!
[19:14] Popukos and Pipimis
    Pop Team Epic! Pop Team Epic!
    Pop Team Epic! Pop Team Epic!
[19:20] Shouta
    Everyone! You came!
[19:29] Nishikawa
    No matter how many more vermin show up...
[19:33] Nishikawa
    It's all futile!
[19:36] Shouta
    Everyone! Here we go!
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[20:38] Nishikawa
    Time is sacred! I won't let you
    touch it with your filthy hands!
[20:45] Shouta
    No matter how dirty they get,
    we can still join hands together!
[21:07] Shouta
    Endless Punch!
[21:21] Nishikawa
    So...
[21:23] Nishikawa
    You're going to create a new time.
[21:30] Nishikawa
    Then...
[21:32] Nishikawa
    Let's see what you've got.
[22:05] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    (The Shouta Aoi workout is about to start!)
[22:08] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    Okay, everyone, let's wake up
    with plenty of energy as usual
[22:14] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    And let's run outside!
[22:19] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    Ah, wait... we have to eat breakfast first
[22:25] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    Or we'll pass out from being too hungry!
[22:30] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    Doot dodo
[22:31] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    I wake up real early
[22:37] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    This repeating workout never ends!
[22:42] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    (But why?)
[22:44] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    Endless! Hopeless!
[22:46] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    Come on! Come with me
[22:50] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    Go! Let's travel across time
[22:56] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    And cut through
    the intersecting light and darkness
[23:01] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    Don't believe fight, nothing will come from
[23:07] [SONG] Insert Lyrics
    These grooves left by my tears,
    these grooves left by my tears
[23:29] Shouta
    Wait, where did you two come from?
[23:32] Pipimi
    We came from the future.
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[23:34] Pipimi
    A future that may yet come to pass. Right?