Season 1

E1 - You're the Only One I'm Telling

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[00:02] ---
    Daichi, we're going now.
[00:08] ---
    I'm Daichi Taira, just
    an average high school student.
[00:12] ---
    My parents are leaving today
    for their trip abroad
[00:15] ---
    and I'm gonna have
    the time of my life!
[00:18] ---
    By the way, Daichi,
    try not to bother Sosogu too much.
[00:23] ---
    Okay, we're off.
[00:27] ---
    Sosogu?
[00:30] ---
    Who's that?
[01:38] ---
    Episode 1:
    "You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
[01:41] ---
    Not!
[01:50] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - No, I'm not.
[01:55] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - I'm not.
[01:58] ---
    I'm not--
[02:03] ---
    Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
[02:05] ---
    Beef? Chicken?
[02:07] ---
    Beef or chicken?
[02:12] ---
    Beef.
[02:14] ---
    Your life's been spared.
[02:19] ---
    I am God!
[02:22] ---
    I will tell you all you want to know.
SIGN    Wiki CHECK*
[02:25] ---
    Tell me how much you love me.
[02:30] ---
    A...whole...lot.
[02:35] ---
    I'm late, I'm late! Whoa!
[02:41] ---
    Again! Late, I'm late!
SIGN    #1 Encounter
    By Space Cat Company
[02:50] ---
    There is some distortion in this broadcast,
    however it is part of the presentation.
[02:55] ---
    Oh no!
[02:57] ---
    I'm late! I'll be late!
[02:59] ---
    I'm Popuko, an average 14-year-old
    7th grader that you'd find anywhere!
[03:07] ---
    W-Watch out!
[03:12] ---
    Are you okay?
[03:26] ---
    What's your name?
[03:30] ---
    I'm me!
[03:50] ---
    Oh no!
[03:52] ---
    Late! I'm late!
[03:56] ---
    My feelings are hurt!
[03:59] ---
    Huh? My pendant...
[04:06] ---
    That's mine. Give it back.
[04:08] ---
    1\pos(424,83)}Can I have it back?
    - Yes
    - No*
[04:09] ---
    Oh, I get to choose.
[04:10] ---
    There's only one choice, I guess.
[04:15] ---
    Nah, I choose No.
[04:38] ---
    Don't shoot.
[04:43] ---
    I am Pipimi.
    Earth is under attack.
[04:56] ---
    Don't shoot.
[05:03] ---
    I can't take this anymore!
[05:07] ---
    Hold it! Are you planning to
    kill that chilled out classmate?
[05:12] ---
    Explosives based on
    firearm technology
[05:14] ---
    developed by political extremists!
[05:16] ---
    Here we go!
[05:17] ---
    1\pos(147,38)}Evil*
[05:22] ---
    Like me?
[05:26] ---
    I'm smitten.
[05:30] ---
    I love the way you say that.
[05:47] ---
    Just what I need!
[05:50] ---
    You there, traveler.
[05:57] ---
    You don't plan to
    snatch that umbrella, do you?
[06:07] ---
    Choose one of these three,
    and set out on your adventure.
[06:15] ---
    Wake up! Wake up!
[06:19] ---
    I give myself to you!
[06:23] ---
    Are you awake now?
[06:26] ---
    - What are you doing?
    - Reset marathon.
[06:33] ---
    What? She's conscious!
[06:36] ---
    Calm down, it's just temporary.
[06:40] ---
    Her consciousness is still in
    Macbeth's miniature garden...
[06:47] ---
    I'm here to save you!
[07:01] ---
    Looks like there's a snag.
[07:04] ---
    Let them have their way for now.
[07:07] ---
    Yes, our plan is just beginning.
[07:10] ---
    There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
    can become an anime.
[07:14] ---
    It will all go as our
    committee has planned.
[07:18] ---
    Exactly.
[07:20] ---
    In any case, we shall
    attain supremacy this season.
[07:43] ---
    Typical...
SIGN    It's over now.
    Thank you for watching until the end.
[07:45] ---
    This is the end.
[07:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New series
[07:55] ---
    Everyone's hippo.
[07:57] ---
    Hippo... hippo hippo...
[08:00] ---
    Hippo... I'm starving!
SIGN    1\pos(471,102)}Stomach*
SIGN    1\pos(358,116)}Peek*
[08:05] ---
    I'm so hungry.
[08:07] ---
    So hungry... I'm so hungry.
SIGN    Bugs
[08:13] ---
    I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
[08:18] ---
    Here's a scorpion!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:33] ---
    Damn you!
[08:35] ---
    Like you scare me!
[08:38] ---
    That's some fighting spirit.
[08:40] ---
    Damn you!
[08:49] ---
    Masashi Super Dry!
[08:57] ---
    Do you realize what you've done?
[09:00] ---
    Do you?!
[09:03] ---
    Eat this cutlet bowl.
[09:05] ---
    I said eat the cutlet!
[10:06] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[10:09] ---
    I never get upset.
[10:13] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:15] ---
    I'm not upset.
[10:18] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:19] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Tasty Pickled Radish
[10:33] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:34] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Preview
[11:35] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[11:36] ---
    No one in my class knows
    that I'm a celebrity idol!
[11:40] ---
    Things happen, and I'm about
    to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
[11:43] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop Episode 2
    "Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[11:52] ---
    Daichi, we're going now.
[11:58] ---
    I'm Daichi Taira, just
    an average high school student.
[12:02] ---
    My parents are leaving today
    for their trip abroad
[12:05] ---
    and I'm gonna have
    the time of my life!
[12:08] ---
    By the way, Daichi,
    try not to bother Sosogu too much.
[12:13] ---
    Okay, we're off.
[12:17] ---
    Sosogu?
[12:20] ---
    Who's that?
[13:28] ---
    Episode 1:
    "You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
[13:31] ---
    Not!
[13:40] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - No, I'm not.
[13:45] ---
    - Are you upset!
    - I'm not.
[13:53] ---
    Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
[13:55] ---
    Beef? Chicken?
[13:58] ---
    Beef or chicken?
[14:02] ---
    Beef.
[14:04] ---
    Your life's been spared.
[14:10] ---
    I am God!
[14:12] ---
    I will tell you all you want to know.
SIGN    Wiki CHECK
[14:15] ---
    Tell me how much you love me.
[14:20] ---
    A...whole...lot.
[14:25] ---
    Oh no! I'm late, I'm late!
[14:28] ---
    I have to make it!
[14:32] ---
    I'll be late! Hang in there!
SIGN    #1 Encounter By Space Cat Company
[14:40] ---
    There is some distortion in this broadcast,
    however it is part of the presentation.
[14:45] ---
    Oh no!
[14:47] ---
    I'm late! I'll be late!
[14:49] ---
    I'm Popuko, an average 7th grader
    that you'd find anywhere!
[14:57] ---
    Watch out!
[15:02] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:16] ---
    What's your name?
[15:20] ---
    I'm me!
[15:40] ---
    Oh no!
[15:42] ---
    Late! I'm late!
[15:47] ---
    My feelings are hurt!
[15:49] ---
    Huh? My pendant...
[15:56] ---
    That's mine. Give it back.
[15:58] ---
    1\pos(392,82.667)}Can I have it back?
    - Yes
    - No*
[15:58] ---
    Oh, I get to choose.
[16:00] ---
    There's only one choice, I guess.
[16:05] ---
    Nah, I choose No.
[16:29] ---
    Don't shoot.
[16:33] ---
    I am Pipimi.
    Earth is under attack.
[16:46] ---
    Don't shoot.
[16:53] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[16:57] ---
    Hold it!
[16:59] ---
    Are you going to kill
    that chilled out classmate?
[17:01] ---
    Explosives based on
    firearm technology
[17:04] ---
    developed by political extremists!
[17:06] ---
    Here we go!
[17:07] ---
    Evil
[17:12] ---
    Like me?
[17:16] ---
    I'm smitten.
[17:20] ---
    I love the way you say that.
[17:37] ---
    Just what I need.
[17:40] ---
    You there, traveler.
[17:48] ---
    You don't plan to
    snatch that umbrella, do you?
[17:57] ---
    Choose one of these three,
    and set out on your adventure.
[18:05] ---
    Wake up! Wake up!
[18:09] ---
    I give myself to you!
[18:13] ---
    Are you awake now?
[18:16] ---
    - What are you doing?
    - Reset marathon.
[18:23] ---
    What? She's conscious!
[18:26] ---
    Calm down, it's just temporary.
[18:30] ---
    Her consciousness is still in
    Macbeth's miniature garden...
[18:37] ---
    I'm here to save you!
[18:51] ---
    Looks like there's a snag.
[18:54] ---
    Let them have their way for now.
[18:57] ---
    Yes, our plan is just beginning.
[19:00] ---
    There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
    can become an anime.
[19:04] ---
    It will all go as our committee
    has planned.
[19:08] ---
    Exactly.
[19:10] ---
    In any case, we shall
    attain supremacy this season.
[19:30] ---
    Here I go!
[19:31] ---
    I'm going.
[19:33] ---
    Typical...
SIGN    It's over now.
    Thank you for watching until the end.
[19:35] ---
    This is the end.
[19:43] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[19:45] ---
    Everyone's hippo.
[19:47] ---
    Hippo... hippo hippo...
[19:49] ---
    Hippo... I'm starving!
SIGN    1\pos(468.444,123.556)}Stomachs
[19:55] ---
    I'm so hungry.
SIGN    1\pos(452.444,136.889)}Peek
[19:57] ---
    So hungry... I'm so hungry.
SIGN    Bugs
[20:03] ---
    I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
[20:08] ---
    Here's a scorpion!
[20:11] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[20:22] ---
    Damn you, lightning!
[20:24] ---
    Like you scare me!
[20:28] ---
    That's some fighting spirit.
[20:30] ---
    Damn you!
[20:33] ---
    You're nothing!
[20:39] ---
    Masashi Super Dry!
[20:47] ---
    Do you realize what you've done?
[20:50] ---
    Do you?!
[20:53] ---
    Eat this cutlet bowl.
[20:55] ---
    I said eat the cutlet!
[21:11] ---
    Hello, in this segment
[21:12] ---
    we poke fun at the stereotypes
    to convey the sense that perhaps,
[21:16] ---
    Parisians really aren't like that.
SIGN    We're going to Paris at last! I can't wait.
SIGN    I don't know French, will I manage?
[21:30] ---
    Don't worry, I've a great idea.
SIGN    You just have to know the gestures.
SIGN    Now that you mention it, they love making gestures.
[21:56] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[21:59] ---
    I never get upset.
[22:03] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:05] ---
    I'm not upset.
[22:08] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:10] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Tasty Pickled Radish
[22:23] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:24] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Preview
[23:25] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:27] ---
    No one in my class knows
    that I'm a celebrity idol!
[23:30] ---
    Things happen, and I'm about
    to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
[23:33] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 2
    "Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
[23:37] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:40] ---
    

E2 - Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension

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SIGN    #2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    A Game in Another Dimension
    Vanver
[01:45] ---
    Be careful, everyone!
    There's the Demon King!
[01:51] ---
    You have done well to come this far.
    I applaud you.
[01:56] ---
    Master Hero,
    let me use my summoning magic!
[01:59] ---
    Right, I'm counting on you!
[02:02] ---
    Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
    I order you to appear!
[02:07] ---
    Messenger from across the miles,
     Twin Elemental Dragon!
[02:20] ---
    What's this?
    It's not even completed yet!
[02:23] ---
    It's like they put all their energy into
    Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
[02:29] ---
    I am the Demon King.
[02:31] ---
    I'm sooo scared.
[02:32] ---
    Do something!
    You're the beast she summoned!
[02:35] ---
    Shut up, bit part actor.
    Your face isn't even drawn in.
[02:39] ---
    I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
[02:43] ---
    I completely agree.
[02:45] ---
    Oh well...
[02:47] ---
    I hear you're good at impersonating,
    Mr. Hero?
[02:50] ---
    If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
[02:56] ---
    "H-How you doin'?"
[03:01] ---
    Huh?
[03:04] ---
    What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
[03:07] ---
    Okay, next. Do an impression.
[03:12] ---
    Do it!
[03:14] ---
    O-Okay!
[03:17] ---
    "How you doin'? H-How you doin'?"
[03:20] ---
    "H-How you doin'?"
[03:23] ---
    And you get paid for that?
    Talk about an easy job.
[03:27] ---
    I completely agree!
[03:30] ---
    H-Hey wait. Stop this recording.
[03:32] ---
    - Stop.
    - Right.
[03:34] ---
    - Mr. Producer, can we see you?
    - Yeah, please come.
[03:38] ---
    I was told about this.
    I was, but isn't this a little ridiculous?
[03:43] ---
    This script is mostly,
    "Please ad lib it."
[03:45] ---
    I wasn't told about doing impressions.
[03:48] ---
    We thought it might be fun.
[03:50] ---
    - Fun?!
    - Things seemed quiet in the booth.
[03:53] ---
    I heard only snickers.
[03:55] ---
    - We're sorry.
    - Take this and rewrite it.
[03:59] ---
    - Lately, the work's been really shoddy.
    - I'm sorry.
[04:02] ---
    - It's the entire industry.
    - I'm sorry. Thanks for coming.
[04:07] ---
    Did you get it?
[04:24] ---
    Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
[04:29] ---
    Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
[04:36] ---
    Zero percent...
[05:08] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Boo Zoo
[05:10] ---
    Can't wait to see the panda.
[05:12] ---
    - A panda!
    - So cute!
[05:14] ---
    - A koala!
    - So cute!
[05:16] ---
    - A panda!
    - Saw it.
[05:17] ---
    - A koala!
    - Saw it.
[05:19] ---
    - A Tasmanian tiger.
    - So cute!
[05:20] ---
    - A wombat.
    - So cute.
[05:22] ---
    - A dingo.
    - Don't care.
[05:23] ---
    - A wallaby.
    - So cute.
[05:25] ---
    - A wombat.
    - Saw it.
[05:26] ---
    - A Tasmanian devil.
    - Saw it.
[05:28] ---
    Not. A Tasmanian devil
    hasn't appeared yet.
[05:31] ---
    Oops.
[05:40] ---
    - Let's go to the beach.
    - Okay!
[05:45] ---
    - Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
    - Can't.
[05:48] ---
    The set isn't ordered for that,
    so we can't.
[06:14] ---
    No one can beat my smile!
[06:17] ---
    Oh? Can you beat mine?
SIGN    Love Me * Pop Team Epic
[06:39] ---
    Every day, you totally ignore me
[06:45] ---
    Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
[06:51] ---
    You pretend not to notice that I love you
[06:58] ---
    You are so rude, go take a nap!
[07:04] ---
    I don't care what your tastes are
[07:09] ---
    Delve into subculture,
    but it's still so fake
[07:17] ---
    Well, let me show you
    my Pop Technique!
[07:20] ---
    My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
[07:26] ---
    I'll give you a thrill
    you've never experienced
[07:33] ---
    A unique love like mine
    is tantalizing, right?
[07:39] ---
    I won't let you say
    you're not interested
[07:46] ---
    A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
[07:49] ---
    Pop Team Epic!
[08:00] ---
    There's time left,
    so let's check our fortunes.
SIGN    °Please use a cell phone
    that is equipped with a camera.
[08:04] ---
    Time for a screen shot!
[08:06] ---
    Screen shot!
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
    Ridiculous Fortunes
[08:22] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:28] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:33] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:41] ---
    Here you go.
[08:44] ---
    I'll put it on Instagram.
[08:47] ---
    Don't interrupt.
[09:02] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[09:05] ---
    Let's play hide-and-seek.
[09:07] ---
    Sure.
[09:09] ---
    One...
[09:11] ---
    Two...
[09:12] ---
    Three...
[09:14] ---
    Four...
[09:15] ---
    Five...
[09:17] ---
    Ready or not?
SIGN    Not yet.
[09:20] ---
    Hide-and-seek
SIGN    - Ready or not? - Not yet.
SIGN    Ready or not?
[09:25] ---
    Decided!
SIGN    Ready... Ready...
SIGN    Ready... Rea...
SIGN    Ready... Rea...
[09:34] ---
    Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
[09:53] ---
    From the shadows of
    the lake shore forest...
[09:56] ---
    - Waking...
    - From the shadows of...
[09:59] ---
    Don't sing over me!
[10:01] ---
    Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
    Hurry, run!
[10:10] ---
    Say,
[10:11] ---
    think about what you'll do if
    I become an adult tomorrow before you.
SIGN    Preview
[11:34] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
    The manager's sick!
[11:38] ---
    And at the last minute,
    Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
[11:41] ---
    What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
[11:43] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
    "Daichi is the New Manager?"
[11:47] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    #2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
    by Space Cat Company
SIGN    A Game in Another Dimension
    Vanver
[13:35] ---
    Be careful, everyone!
    There's the Demon King!
[13:42] ---
    You have done well to come this far.
    I applaud you.
[13:46] ---
    Master Hero,
    let me use my summoning magic!
[13:49] ---
    Right, I'm counting on you!
[13:51] ---
    Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
    I order you to appear!
[13:56] ---
    Messenger from across the miles,
     Twin Elemental Dragon!
[14:10] ---
    What's this?
    It's not even completed yet!
[14:13] ---
    It's like they put all their energy into
    Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
[14:19] ---
    I am the Demon King.
[14:21] ---
    I'm sooo scared.
[14:22] ---
    Do something!
    You're the beast she summoned!
[14:25] ---
    Shut up, bit part actor.
    Your face isn't even drawn in.
[14:30] ---
    I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
[14:33] ---
    I completely agree.
[14:35] ---
    Oh well...
[14:37] ---
    Do something fun.
[14:40] ---
    If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
[14:44] ---
    O-Okay, I’ll imitate a donkey.
[14:53] ---
    Huh?
[14:54] ---
    What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
[14:58] ---
    Okay, next. Do an impression.
[15:02] ---
    I mean you!
[15:04] ---
    O-Okay!
[15:06] ---
    "Hey you! Yabba dabba doo!"
[15:09] ---
    "Hasta la vista, baby!"
[15:13] ---
    And you get paid for that?
    Talk about an easy job.
[15:17] ---
    I completely agree!
[15:20] ---
    Cut!
[15:22] ---
    - I can't take this…
    - Hey…
[15:24] ---
    Hey, come in here! Hey!
[15:27] ---
    Mr. Producer!
[15:29] ---
    Oh, hello.
[15:30] ---
    What is with this idiotic anime?
[15:33] ---
    - Sorry, are you okay?
    - This girl...
[15:36] ---
    She's never done an impersonation!
[15:38] ---
    Let's go... Let's go home.
[15:40] ---
    W-Wait…
[15:41] ---
    Gimme those glasses! You jerk!
    Let's go,come on!
[15:44] ---
    Throw it! Throw!
[15:47] ---
    - I'm taking this!
    - Let's go outside and cool down…
[15:53] ---
    Did you get it?
[16:11] ---
    Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
[16:16] ---
    Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
[16:23] ---
    Zero percent...
[16:55] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Boo Zoo
[16:58] ---
    Can't wait to see the panda.
[16:59] ---
    - A panda!
    - So cute!
[17:01] ---
    - A koala!
    - So cute!
[17:03] ---
    - A panda!
    - Saw it.
[17:04] ---
    - A koala!
    - Saw it.
[17:06] ---
    - A Tasmanian tiger.
    - So cute!
[17:08] ---
    - A wombat.
    - So cute.
[17:09] ---
    - A dingo.
    - Don't care.
[17:11] ---
    - A wallaby.
    - So cute.
[17:12] ---
    - A wombat.
    - Saw it.
[17:14] ---
    - A Tasmanian devil.
    - Saw it.
[17:15] ---
    Not. A Tasmanian devil
    hasn't appeared yet.
[17:19] ---
    Oops.
[17:28] ---
    - Let's go to the beach.
    - Okay!
[17:32] ---
    - Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
    - Can't.
[17:35] ---
    The set isn't ordered for that,
    so we can't.
[18:01] ---
    No one can beat my smile!
[18:04] ---
    Oh? Can you beat mine?
SIGN    Love Me * Pop Team Epic
[18:26] ---
    Every day, you totally ignore me
[18:32] ---
    Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
[18:38] ---
    You pretend not to notice that I love you
[18:45] ---
    You are so rude, go take a nap!
[18:51] ---
    I don't care what your tastes are
[18:56] ---
    Delve into subculture,
    but it's still so fake
[19:04] ---
    Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
[19:07] ---
    My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
[19:13] ---
    I'll give you a thrill
    you've never experienced
[19:20] ---
    A unique love like mine
    is tantalizing, right?
[19:26] ---
    I won't let you say you're not interested
[19:33] ---
    A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
[19:36] ---
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:46] ---
    There's time left,
    so let's check our fortunes.
SIGN    °Please use a cell phone
    that is equipped with a camera.
[19:51] ---
    Time for a screen shot!
[19:53] ---
    Screen shot!
SIGN    Pop Team Epic Ridiculous Fortunes
[20:12] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    What!?
[20:31] ---
    Here you go.
[20:34] ---
    I'll put it on Instagram.
[20:37] ---
    Don't interrupt.
[20:52] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[20:55] ---
    Let's play hide-and-seek.
[20:57] ---
    Sure.
[20:59] ---
    One...
[21:01] ---
    Two...
[21:02] ---
    Three...
[21:04] ---
    Four...
[21:05] ---
    Five...
[21:07] ---
    Ready or not?
SIGN    Not yet.
[21:10] ---
    Hide-and-seek
SIGN    - Ready or not? - Not yet.
SIGN    Ready or not?
[21:16] ---
    Decided!
SIGN    Ready... Ready...
[21:24] ---
    Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
[21:43] ---
    From the shadows of
    the lake shore forest...
[21:46] ---
    - Waking...
    - From the shadows of...
[21:49] ---
    Don't sing over me!
[21:51] ---
    Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
    Hurry, run!
[22:00] ---
    Say,
[22:01] ---
    think about what you'll do if
    I become an adult tomorrow before you.
[23:23] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
    The manager's sick!
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] ---
    And at the last minute,
    Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
[23:31] ---
    What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
[23:33] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
    "Daichi is the New Manager?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:39] ---
    

E3 - The Documentary

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[00:04] ---
    Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
[00:08] ---
    Oh, come on!
[00:10] ---
    If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
SIGN    Peer Gynt "Morning"
SIGN    Ahh, I slept so well.
SIGN    Oh my...
[02:11] ---
    You! You! You!
[02:13] ---
    You! You! You!
SIGN    #3 "The Documentary"
[02:16] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[02:23] ---
    The Documentary
    On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[02:32] ---
    X Day of X Month
    A Certain Live Music Club in Tokyo
[02:41] ---
    Idol Producer PipiP...
SIGN    PipiP
[02:44] ---
    PipiP has sent numerous
    performers out into the world.
[02:49] ---
    The focus of her efforts right now,
[02:52] ---
    is her newest discovery,
    Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
SIGN    Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
[02:56] ---
    Hey! Not you again!
[02:58] ---
    - Give us a break!
    - Enough, get off the stage!
[03:02] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Pop-chin with
     the Tame Monkeys
[03:08] ---
    Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
[03:11] ---
    We're idols!
    Don't you know that?!
[03:15] ---
    Tell her too, Producer!
[03:20] ---
    Pop-chin, I think you should
    lose the cigarettes.
[03:30] ---
    Oh, good girl!
    You're special, after all.
[03:34] ---
    Err...
[03:39] ---
    A light! Give her a light!
[03:41] ---
    - Yes!
    - Right!
[03:45] ---
    Huh? Who're you shooting?
    I'm not on display here.
[03:49] ---
    Pop-chan, it's for television.
    They're doing a story.
[03:55] ---
    I'm going to do my best again today!
[03:59] ---
    We asked PipiP.
[04:03] ---
    Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?
[04:08] ---
    She's a vessel who will
    reach the pinnacle.
[04:25] ---
    If you wanna get it,
    come at me now!
[04:30] ---
    You two are holding Pop-chin back.
[04:36] ---
    In her search to find the best
    counterbalance for her star
[04:41] ---
    she kept switching the members
    of the Tame Monkeys.
[04:45] ---
    However, try as she might,
    PipiP was not satisfied with any of them.
[04:52] ---
    Finally, PipiP came to a certain conclusion.
SIGN    The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins
[05:00] ---
    What is the plan to clone
    lots of Pop-chins?
[05:13] ---
    And the plan was put into action.
[05:18] ---
    Pop-chins were manufactured
    with unceasing speed in a factory.
[05:25] ---
    In time, there were so many,
    they threatened man's existence.
[05:43] ---
    We asked PipiP.
[05:50] ---
    Is this the ideal world
    that you envisioned?
[05:54] ---
    I guess you could say that.
SIGN    The Documentary
    On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[06:13] ---
    The End
[06:24] ---
    It's over. Throw in the towel!
[06:27] ---
    Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
[06:40] ---
    How do you like it?
    Isn't the color red so cool?
[06:43] ---
    Yeah, it'll camouflage
    the color of blood.
[06:48] ---
    I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
[06:52] ---
    Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
[06:59] ---
    Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
[07:01] ---
    - I know a cool job.
    - Oh tell me! Tell me!
[07:05] ---
    Okay, you get paid in advance.
[07:09] ---
    Yay!
[07:15] ---
    - Here's the list.
    - For what?
[07:17] ---
    - Do it.
    - Do what?
[07:20] ---
    Do it.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:18] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[08:22] ---
    Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
[08:26] ---
    Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
    How cute!
[08:39] ---
    What?
[08:45] ---
    It was bigger than I thought.
[08:53] ---
    What're you doing?
[08:56] ---
    Listen to what happened...
[08:59] ---
    I was walking
    along the road when...
[09:01] ---
    The ground fell out from under me.
[09:07] ---
    How could that happen?
[09:08] ---
    It did!
[09:14] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New Series)
[09:17] ---
    I love the samba!
[09:19] ---
    Oh, mambo!
[09:22] ---
    Hey...
SIGN    Samba Master
[09:27] ---
    My casual mambo hurt
    the samba master.
[09:31] ---
    Olé!
SIGN    Flamenco Master
[09:36] ---
    My casual olé hurt
    the flamenco master.
[09:40] ---
    And this bonded
    the two wounded masters!
[09:47] ---
    A letter came today.
[09:52] ---
    Pop Team Epic has way
    too many lame parodies.
[09:56] ---
    Please challenge yourselves
    with more original content.
[10:03] ---
    That really hit me, right here.
[10:07] ---
    Gotcha!
[10:17] ---
    Oh, how cute!
[10:19] ---
    Nah, on closer inspection...
    It's really irritating!
[10:27] ---
    Your life will end in 30 minutes.
SIGN    Preview
[11:34] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[11:36] ---
    I'm in an audition against
    Devil Volcano!
[11:39] ---
    Daichi and I are going to
    rehearse all alone?!
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[11:44] ---
    "Devil Volcano Appears!
    A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[11:47] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[11:54] ---
    Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
[11:58] ---
    Oh, come on!
[12:00] ---
    If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
SIGN    Peer Gynt "Morning"
[13:52] ---
    Ahh, I slept so well.
[13:57] ---
    Oh my...
[14:01] ---
    You! You! You!
[14:03] ---
    You! You! You!
SIGN    #3 "The Documentary"
SIGN    By Space Cat Company
[14:13] ---
    The Documentary
    On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[14:22] ---
    X Day of X Month
    A Certain Live Music Club in the City
[14:31] ---
    Idol Producer PipiP...
SIGN    PipiP
[14:34] ---
    PipiP has sent numerous
    performers out into the world.
[14:39] ---
    The focus of her efforts right now,
[14:42] ---
    is her newest discovery,
    Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
SIGN    Pop-chin with
     the Tame Monkeys
[14:46] ---
    Hey! Not you again!
[14:48] ---
    - Give us a break!
    - Enough, get off the stage!
[14:52] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
[14:58] ---
    Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
[15:02] ---
    We're idols!
    Don't you know that?!
[15:05] ---
    Tell her too, Producer!
[15:10] ---
    Pop-chin,
    I think you should lose the cigarettes.
[15:20] ---
    Oh, good girl!
    You're special, after all.
[15:29] ---
    A light! Give her a light!
[15:31] ---
    -Yes!
    - Right!
[15:35] ---
    Huh? Who're you shooting?
    I'm not on display here.
[15:39] ---
    Pop-chan, it's for television.
    They're doing a story.
[15:45] ---
    I'm going to do my best again today!
[15:49] ---
    We asked PipiP.
[15:53] ---
    Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?
[15:58] ---
    She's an essel-v who will
    reach the innacle-p.
[16:15] ---
    If you wanna get it,
    come at me now!
[16:20] ---
    You two are holding Pop-chin back.
[16:26] ---
    In his search to find the best
    counterbalance for his star
[16:31] ---
    he kept switching the members
    of the Tame Monkeys.
[16:35] ---
    However, try as he might,
    he was not satisfied.
[16:42] ---
    Finally, PipiP found a solution.
SIGN    The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins
[16:50] ---
    What is the plan to clone
    lots of Pop-chins?
[17:03] ---
    And the plan was put into action.
[17:08] ---
    Pop-chins were manufactured
    with unceasing speed in a factory.
[17:15] ---
    In time, there were so many,
    they threatened man's existence.
SIGN    We asked PipiP.
[17:40] ---
    Is this the ideal world
    that you envisioned?
[17:44] ---
    I guess you could say that.
SIGN    The Documentary
    On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[18:03] ---
    The End
[18:14] ---
    It’s over. Throw in the towel!
[18:17] ---
    Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
[18:30] ---
    How do you like it?
    Isn't the color red so cool?
[18:33] ---
    Yeah, it'll camouflage
    the color of blood.
[18:38] ---
    I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
[18:42] ---
    Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
[18:49] ---
    Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
[18:51] ---
    - I know a cool job.
    - Oh tell me! Tell me!
[18:55] ---
    Okay, you get paid in advance.
[18:58] ---
    Yay!
[19:05] ---
    - Here's the list.
    - For what?
[19:07] ---
    - Do it.
    - Do what?
[19:10] ---
    Do it.
SIGN    French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
SIGN    They're even better in France.
SIGN    Here... Popuko discovers baguettes.
SIGN    French baguettes are so good!
SIGN    Let's buy some for later.
SIGN    So many! It's awesome!
SIGN    I can't live without these!
SIGN    Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[20:09] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[20:12] ---
    Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
[20:16] ---
    Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
    How cute!
[20:29] ---
    What?
[20:35] ---
    It was bigger than I thought.
[20:43] ---
    What're you doing?
[20:46] ---
    Listen to what happened...
[20:49] ---
    I was walking along the road when...
[20:52] ---
    The ground fell out from under me.
[20:57] ---
    How could that happen?
[20:58] ---
    It did!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[21:04] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[21:07] ---
    I love the samba!
[21:09] ---
    Oh, mambo!
[21:12] ---
    Hey...
SIGN    Samba Master
[21:17] ---
    My casual mambo hurt
    the samba master.
[21:21] ---
    Olé!
SIGN    Flamenco Master
[21:26] ---
    My casual olé hurt
    the master teacher.
[21:30] ---
    And this bonded
    the two wounded masters!
[21:38] ---
    A letter came today.
[21:42] ---
    Pop Team Epic has way
    too many lame parodies.
[21:47] ---
    Please challenge yourselves
    with more original content.
[21:53] ---
    That really hit me, right here.
[21:57] ---
    Gotcha!
[22:07] ---
    Oh, how cute!
[22:09] ---
    Nah, on closer inspection...
    It's really irritating!
[22:18] ---
    Your life will end in 30 minutes.
SIGN    Preview
[23:24] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:26] ---
    I'm in an audition against
    Devil Volcano!
[23:29] ---
    Daichi and I are going to
    rehearse all alone?!
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[23:34] ---
    "Devil Volcano Appears!
    A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[23:37] ---
    Fall in love again next week!

E4 - SWGP 2018

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[00:01] ---
    
[00:03] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[00:03] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Series**
[00:05] ---
    Weeheeheeehee
[00:06] ---
    Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
[00:06] ---
    Self-mummification
[00:08] ---
    I have... It's so much fun.
[00:09] ---
    Weeheeeheepic
[00:11] ---
    Then why're you alive?!
[00:12] ---
    Who is this old guy?!
[00:14] ---
    Don't try keeping up
    with young people. It's uncool.
[00:17] ---
    Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
[00:20] ---
    Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
[00:22] ---
    Unpleasant.
[00:24] ---
    Weeheeheeheepic
[00:24] ---
    Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
[00:31] ---
    Say something!
[02:06] ---
    #4
    SWGP 2018
[02:06] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[02:20] ---
    I prepared as well I could.
    Just enjoy the ride now.
[02:23] ---
    Coach...
[02:27] ---
    Here we go,
    this is the race of the century.
[02:30] ---
    The world's daredevils have come
    to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
[02:35] ---
    I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
[02:37] ---
    Along with me, John K.
[02:42] ---
    Cool running!
[02:46] ---
    All the racers are safely out the gate.
[02:49] ---
    We're coming to the first turn.
[02:50] ---
    Cool running...
[03:00] ---
    What? Were you abandoned?
[03:08] ---
    Cool!
[03:09] ---
    Ever heard of the Skeleton?
[03:12] ---
    Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
[03:15] ---
    Then I must try it!
[03:21] ---
    The race is coming to a climax.
[03:24] ---
    Hit and interfere!
[03:26] ---
    It's the death course where anything goes!
[03:29] ---
    That's why it's the most dangerous
    sport in the world!
[03:33] ---
    Now who will be left standing?
[03:36] ---
    Hey, there's a racer
    leaving the pack!
[03:40] ---
    Haha!
    At this rate, the rest will be history!
[03:43] ---
    You left trash, so I picked it up.
[03:46] ---
    I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
[03:50] ---
    Oh no, he blew himself up!
[03:55] ---
    The rest of the racers are
    picking up speed!
[04:00] ---
    Get out of the way!
[04:02] ---
    - What?!
    - Boys...
[04:03] ---
    - A family of penguins!
    - Be careful now.
[04:10] ---
    Oh, something terrible has happened!
[04:14] ---
    I hope the penguins are safe.
[04:17] ---
    Okay, back to the race.
    Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
[04:21] ---
    Wait! There's another racer
    who jumps into the lead!
[04:25] ---
    Whoosh
[04:26] ---
    The "R" in GTR stands for
    the legend who is invincible!
[04:30] ---
    Is this it for Popuko?
[04:33] ---
    H-Hold it. Look at that?
[04:35] ---
    Yay!
[04:38] ---
    It's Coach Pipimi!
    Look at her go!
[04:43] ---
    Coach Pipimi's
    super turbo engine and sharp tip,
[04:45] ---
    That's right, turbo.
[04:47] ---
    is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
[04:48] ---
    Yup, sharp.
[04:49] ---
    Totally ideal.
[04:51] ---
    worthy of being known as
    the mad dog of the circuit.
[04:52] ---
    Woof, woof.
[04:54] ---
    And when we merge,
    our speed doubles.
[04:59] ---
    You got boost power!
[05:01] ---
    What?
    How can they do that me, the GTR?!
[05:05] ---
    Popuko blasts GTR!
[05:11] ---
    The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
[05:14] ---
    The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
[05:20] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[05:21] ---
    According to a report
    we just received...
[05:24] ---
    Suspicion of drug use has arisen
    over Popuko's unusual behavior.
[05:32] ---
    What?!
    It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
[05:36] ---
    Oh well, now that it's out, it's over!
[05:38] ---
    Ca-chunk! Ca-chunk!
[05:51] ---
    Corner me to the wall!
[05:53] ---
    Okay, crunch, crunch!
[05:58] ---
    Here we go.
[06:16] ---
    A save point!
[06:21] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:25] ---
    There's the boss!
[06:28] ---
    Pop Team Epic Factoid
    Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.
[06:37] ---
    I am the Demon King that rules
    over 7 seas and 5 continents!
[06:42] ---
    I will breed fear in man...
[06:43] ---
    Master! The throne is broken,
    so I have an ottoman instead!
[06:48] ---
    What? Broken?
[06:50] ---
    Squish... <3
[06:53] ---
    Oh, this is great!
    I don't want to move.
[06:58] ---
    Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
[07:38] ---
    So good
[07:40] ---
    It's a rip-off
[07:42] ---
    Popukoooo
[07:42] ---
    So cute
[07:43] ---
    Yeah, get out
[07:45] ---
    Get lost, haters
[07:46] ---
    Mods aren't doing their job
[07:46] ---
    Too creepy
[07:48] ---
    LOL she's flying
[07:48] ---
    What are they even parodying?
[08:04] ---
    Hell Southern Cross
[08:51] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[08:51] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New series**
[08:53] ---
    Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
[08:57] ---
    Go home!
[08:58] ---
    I'm a cat.
[09:00] ---
    Meow, meow.
[09:02] ---
    Meow, meow-meow.
[09:07] ---
    Go home!
[09:10] ---
    Go home!
[09:13] ---
    Can't fool her, huh?
[09:16] ---
    Go home!
[09:19] ---
    Go home!
[09:25] ---
    Oops!
[09:30] ---
    Uh-oh!
[09:35] ---
    Yay!
[09:39] ---
    A time paradox has occurred.
[09:41] ---
    Popuko, you must not change the future!
[09:48] ---
    I've become evil.
[09:51] ---
    Revive with friendship power!
[09:53] ---
    - Noooo!
    - There, there.
[10:11] ---
    I am Mary. I am right
    in front of your house.
[10:18] ---
    Where are you?!
[10:25] ---
    I am Mary.
[10:27] ---
    - Where are you?!
    - At the station...
[10:28] ---
    Don't you run away!
[11:31] ---
    Hi, I'm Shizuku!
SIGN    Preview
[11:32] ---
    Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
[11:35] ---
    She filled my mind,
    and I ended up failing all my courses!
SIGN    Royal Straight Flush
    of Failing Grades
[11:39] ---
    Just because you're tutoring me,
    doesn't mean I think you're cool!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
    "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[11:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[11:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New series**
[11:55] ---
    Weeheeheehee
[11:56] ---
    Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
[11:56] ---
    Weeheeheeehee
[11:58] ---
    I have... It's so much fun.
[11:59] ---
    Weeheeheeheepic
[12:01] ---
    Then why're you alive?!
[12:03] ---
    Who is this old guy?!
[12:04] ---
    Don't try keeping up
    with young people. It's uncool.
[12:07] ---
    Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
[12:10] ---
    Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
[12:12] ---
    Unpleasant.
[12:14] ---
    Weeheeheeheepic
[12:14] ---
    Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
[12:21] ---
    Say something!
[13:56] ---
    a6\i1}#4
    SWGP 2018*
[13:56] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[14:10] ---
    I prepared as well I could.
    Just enjoy the ride now.
[14:13] ---
    Coach...
[14:17] ---
    Here we go,
    this is the race of the century.
[14:20] ---
    The world's daredevils have come
    to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
[14:25] ---
    I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
[14:27] ---
    Along with me, John K.
[14:32] ---
    Cool running!
[14:36] ---
    All the racers are safely out the gate.
[14:39] ---
    We're coming to the first turn.
[14:51] ---
    What? Were you abandoned?
[14:57] ---
    Cool!
[14:59] ---
    Ever heard of the Skeleton?
[15:02] ---
    Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
[15:05] ---
    Then I must try it!
[15:11] ---
    The race is coming to a climax.
[15:14] ---
    Hit and interfere!
[15:16] ---
    It's the death course where anything goes!
[15:19] ---
    That's why it's the most dangerous
    sport in the world!
[15:23] ---
    Now who will be left standing?
[15:26] ---
    Hey, there's a racer leaving the pack!
[15:30] ---
    Haha! At this rate,
    the rest will be history!
[15:33] ---
    You left trash, so I picked it up.
[15:36] ---
    I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
[15:41] ---
    Oh no, he blew himself up!
[15:45] ---
    The rest of the racers are
    picking up speed!
[15:50] ---
    Get out of the way!
[15:52] ---
    - What?!
    - Boys...
[15:53] ---
    - A family of penguins!
    - Be careful now.
[16:00] ---
    Oh, something terrible has happened!
[16:04] ---
    I hope the penguins are safe.
[16:07] ---
    Okay, back to the race.
    Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
[16:11] ---
    Wait! There's another racer
    who jumps into the lead!
[16:15] ---
    Whoosh
[16:16] ---
    The "R" in GTR stands for
    the legend who is invincible!
[16:20] ---
    Is this it for Popuko?
[16:23] ---
    H-Hold it. Look at that?
[16:28] ---
    It's Coach Pipimi!
    Look at her go!
[16:33] ---
    Coach Pipimi's
    super turbo engine and sharp tip,
[16:37] ---
    is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
[16:41] ---
    worthy of being known as
    the mad dog of the circuit.
[16:44] ---
    Popuko, time to merge! Change!
[16:49] ---
    Boost power!
[16:51] ---
    What?
    How can they do that me, the GTR?!
[16:55] ---
    Popuko blasts GTR!
[17:01] ---
    The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
[17:04] ---
    The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
[17:10] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[17:11] ---
    According to a report
    we just received...
[17:14] ---
    Suspicion of drug use has arisen
    over Popuko's unusual behavior.
[17:22] ---
    What?!
    It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
[17:26] ---
    Oh well, now that it's out, baby...!
[17:29] ---
    Max Docking!
[17:41] ---
    Corner me to the wall!
[17:43] ---
    Okay.
[18:06] ---
    A save point!
[18:15] ---
    There's the boss.
[18:18] ---
    Pop Team Epic Factoid
    Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.
[18:27] ---
    I am the Demon King that rules
    over 7 seas and 5 continents!
[18:32] ---
    I will breed fear in man...
[18:34] ---
    Master! The throne is broken,
    so I have an ottoman instead!
[18:40] ---
    Squish... <3
[18:42] ---
    Oh, this is great!
    I don't want to move.
[18:48] ---
    Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
[19:28] ---
    So good
[19:30] ---
    It's a rip-off
[19:32] ---
    Popukoooo
[19:33] ---
    So cute
[19:34] ---
    Yeah, get out
[19:35] ---
    Get lost, haters
[19:36] ---
    Mods aren't doing their job
[19:37] ---
    Too creepy
[19:38] ---
    LOL she's flying
[19:39] ---
    What are they even parodying?
[19:55] ---
    Hell Southern Cross
[20:41] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[20:41] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Series**
[20:43] ---
    Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
[20:47] ---
    Go home!
[20:48] ---
    I'm a cat.
[20:50] ---
    Meow, meow.
[20:53] ---
    Meow, meow-meow.
[20:57] ---
    Go home!
[21:01] ---
    Go home!
[21:03] ---
    Can't fool her, huh?
[21:06] ---
    Go home!
[21:09] ---
    Go home!
[21:15] ---
    Yeah!
[21:20] ---
    Uh-oh!
[21:25] ---
    Yay!
[21:29] ---
    A time paradox has occurred!
[21:31] ---
    Popuko, you must not change the future!
[21:38] ---
    I've become evil.
[21:41] ---
    Revive with friendship power!
[22:01] ---
    I am Mary. I am right
    in front of your house.
[22:06] ---
    Where are you?!
[22:15] ---
    I am Mary.
[22:17] ---
    - Where are you?!
    - At the station...
[22:19] ---
    Don't you run away!
SIGN    Preview
[23:21] ---
    Hi, I'm Shizuku!
[23:22] ---
    Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
[23:25] ---
    She filled my mind, and I ended up
    failing all my courses!
SIGN    Royal Straight Flush
    of Failing Grades
[23:29] ---
    Just because you're tutoring me,
    doesn't mean I think you're cool!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
    "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!

E5 - Donca * Sis

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SIGN    Due to the mature nature of this corner,
    the image has been expeditiously switched.
[01:54] ---
    #5 Donca * Sis
[01:54] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[01:58] ---
    Say, Mom...
[02:00] ---
    Remember what you told me that day,
    about what is precious?
[02:04] ---
    Well, I found it too.
SIGN    Donca ° Sis
    Don't call me your sister!
[02:17] ---
    My name is Iyo Sakuragi
    and I'm 16 years old.
[02:21] ---
    I'm a first-year at
    St. Culture Academy.
[02:26] ---
    A step mom...
[02:31] ---
    Hey there, first-year!
[02:35] ---
    Toss me the ball, will you?
[02:37] ---
    It's Hojo-senpai!
[02:40] ---
    S-Sure!
[02:44] ---
    Thanks...
[02:46] ---
    Ack, Senpai!
[02:47] ---
    You are way too cool!
[02:51] ---
    Hojo-senpai...
[02:52] ---
    soccer team captain,
    top scholar and class president...
[02:58] ---
    and the one I love.
[03:03] ---
    That's right... I wonder what
    Dad's new wife is like.
[03:12] ---
    Here we are!
[03:15] ---
    Hey, where's your greeting?
    Here's your new mom and brother.
[03:19] ---
    H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
[03:23] ---
    Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
[03:27] ---
    S-Senpai!
[03:29] ---
    Y-You're that first-year!
[03:42] ---
    U-Um, Senpai...
[03:45] ---
    Not Senpai.
[03:47] ---
    We're siblings now, Iyo.
[03:52] ---
    No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
    not my brother!
[03:59] ---
    And so began my new life with
    Hojo-senpai and my step mom.
[04:06] ---
    It was a life of constant hardship.
[04:11] ---
    Dad and Mom didn't work, and
    spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
[04:18] ---
    I couldn't study because they'd do
    puppet shows from the window.
[04:26] ---
    I couldn't sleep because
    of their Gundam motion dancing.
[04:34] ---
    I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
[04:38] ---
    I was at my limit...
[04:41] ---
    But while it was rough,
    living with Senpai was a joy.
[04:47] ---
    That is...until that day.
[04:51] ---
    How we spend the
    household money is up to us!
[04:54] ---
    Stop it! If you spend that money,
    we can't pay this month's rent!
[04:59] ---
    With all this money, we can place
    three times the bet on pachinko!
[05:02] ---
    We'd make so much,
    we could even go to Hawaii!
[05:05] ---
    - I can't take it anymore!
    - Iyo!
[05:06] ---
    You can...!
[05:08] ---
    You can just...!
[05:09] ---
    Iyo, stop!
[05:17] ---
    S-Senpai!
[05:19] ---
    For my sake... Don't this do, Iyo.
[05:24] ---
    If they take you way, I...
[05:28] ---
    Senpai, are you saying...?
[05:31] ---
    Yeah, I...
[05:35] ---
    love you, Iyo!
[05:36] ---
    Senpai!
[05:38] ---
    I'm so happy.
[05:41] ---
    So stop calling me Senpai.
SIGN    Five Years Later
[05:54] ---
    And Senpai and I got married.
[05:59] ---
    I gave birth to
    adorable twins this year.
[06:02] ---
    We went through a lot, but...
[06:05] ---
    Right now,
    life couldn't be better for us!
[06:16] ---
    Brother's gonna see how quickly
    he can hit a home run.
[06:19] ---
    Here goes.
SIGN    Pipimi
    14/F.
    Tall.
[06:24] ---
    Clock starts when speed is set...
[06:26] ---
    It's over.
SIGN    Home Run
[06:27] ---
    It took 7.11 seconds.
[06:29] ---
    Okay, about his performance.
[06:32] ---
    Did he have to take this
    so seriously?
[06:37] ---
    That's all. Thank you for watching.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:52] ---
    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:57] ---
    - Pop Team
    - Cooking
[07:00] ---
    Here's this week's recommendation.
[07:06] ---
    Simmering.
[07:10] ---
    And here's...the finished dish!
SIGN    This week's recommendation
    "Simmering"
SIGN    The End
[07:15] ---
    Tune in again...next week!
[07:25] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Travelululu Japan
[07:27] ---
    What's our next vacation?
[07:31] ---
    Go to the outlet stores.
[07:34] ---
    Oh look, a supporting role character.
[07:37] ---
    There's a shuttle bus at the station.
[07:39] ---
    Once there, go straight
    to the pet shop.
SIGN    Birds Section
[07:44] ---
    Then...
    you heroes can figure it out, right?
SIGN    Owl Feed
SIGN    Owl Feed
    Delicious / Nutritious
[07:52] ---
    Go yourself.
[07:57] ---
    Can you say
    the 3x multiplication table?
[07:59] ---
    Think I'm stupid? Sure!
[08:02] ---
    Three three's three.
[08:03] ---
    - Three three's?
    - Three!
[08:09] ---
    I'm the type that longs
    for good strokes.
[08:15] ---
    - Good girl.
    - Oh yeah...
[08:24] ---
    Marilyn Monroe...
[08:27] ---
    Marilyn Monroe...
[08:32] ---
    Marilyn Monroe!
[08:36] ---
    Marilyn Monroe...
[08:47] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Ten minutes earlier
[08:55] ---
    I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
    you die.
[08:58] ---
    - This is 99.
    - Oh, it stopped?
[09:01] ---
    I'll just self-destruct.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[09:14] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[09:17] ---
    - Sorry, did you wait long?
    - No, just got here.
[09:20] ---
    - Will we make the movie?
    - Don't worry.
[09:25] ---
    - Hey, what're you looking at?
    - Huh?
[09:28] ---
    I said, what're you looking at?!
[09:31] ---
    Wanna die, you bastard?
[09:34] ---
    I'm not looking.
[09:35] ---
    - You are!
    - You're looking!
[09:37] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[09:38] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[09:40] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[09:42] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
SIGN    Not looking
[09:43] ---
    I'm not.
[09:48] ---
    Here's an impression of Mkey!
[09:50] ---
    You're asking for death.
[09:52] ---
    Gosh! #$%&! Stop!
[09:54] ---
    Heh heh! Hey!
[09:56] ---
    Uh? Aw, #$%&ing stop!
[09:59] ---
    Oh! Huh! Heiee!
[10:01] ---
    #$%&ing stop!
[10:03] ---
    Uh, uh... Uh...
[10:07] ---
    Mkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
[10:14] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
[10:18] ---
    Must hurry, must hurry!
[10:20] ---
    Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
[10:23] ---
    Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
[10:28] ---
    Wait, wait!
[10:29] ---
    Wait, wait.
[10:34] ---
    Wait!
[10:39] ---
    Wait, I said!
[10:43] ---
    Hey!
[11:34] ---
    Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
SIGN    Preview
[11:36] ---
    What? Daichi and I are close?
[11:39] ---
    Does that bother you?
[11:41] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
    "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Repeat broadcast
SIGN    Due to the mature nature of this corner,
    the image has been expeditiously switched.
[13:44] ---
    #5 Donca * Sis
[13:44] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[13:48] ---
    Say, Mom...
[13:50] ---
    Remember what you told me that day,
    about what is precious?
[13:54] ---
    Well, I found it too.
SIGN    Donca ° Sis
    Don't call me your sister!
[14:07] ---
    My name is Iyo Sakuragi
    and I'm 16 years old.
[14:11] ---
    I'm a first-year at
    St. Culture Academy.
[14:16] ---
    A step mom...
[14:22] ---
    Hey there, first-year!
[14:25] ---
    Toss me the ball, will you?
[14:27] ---
    It's Hojo-senpai!
[14:30] ---
    S-Sure!
[14:34] ---
    Thanks...
[14:36] ---
    Acck, Senpai!
[14:37] ---
    You are way too cool!
[14:41] ---
    Hojo-senpai...
[14:42] ---
    soccer team captain,
    top scholar and class president...
[14:48] ---
    and the one I love.
[14:53] ---
    That's right... I wonder what
    Dad's new wife is like.
[15:02] ---
    Here we are!
[15:05] ---
    Hey, where's your greeting?
    Here's your new mom and brother.
[15:09] ---
    H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
[15:13] ---
    Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
[15:17] ---
    S-Senpai!
[15:19] ---
    Y-You're that first-year!
[15:24] ---
    That's a mackerel.
[15:26] ---
    That's a mackerel.
[15:32] ---
    U-Um, Senpai...
[15:35] ---
    Not Senpai.
[15:37] ---
    We're siblings now, Iyo.
[15:42] ---
    No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
    not my brother!
[15:49] ---
    And so began my new life with
    Hojo-senpai and my step mom.
[15:56] ---
    It was a life of constant hardship.
[16:01] ---
    Dad and Mom didn't work, and
    spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
[16:01] ---
    All right, you got this.
[16:03] ---
    Yeah, leave it to me.
[16:07] ---
    I am Fuguriman!
[16:08] ---
    I couldn't study because they'd do
    puppet shows from the window.
[16:09] ---
    You shall marry Fuguriman!
[16:14] ---
    I'm the SGGK of the night.
[16:16] ---
    I couldn't sleep because
    of their Gundam motion dancing.
[16:16] ---
    SGGK! Check it, yo! SGGK!
[16:24] ---
    I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
[16:28] ---
    I was at my limit...
[16:31] ---
    But while it was rough,
    living with Senpai was a joy.
[16:37] ---
    That is...until that day.
[16:41] ---
    How we spend the
    household money is up to us!
[16:44] ---
    Stop it! If you spend that money,
    we can't pay this month's rent!
[16:49] ---
    With all this money, we can place
    three times the bet on pachinko!
[16:52] ---
    We'd make so much,
    we could even go to Hawaii!
[16:55] ---
    - I can't take it anymore!
    - Iyo!
[16:56] ---
    You can...!
[16:58] ---
    You can just...!
[16:59] ---
    Iyo, stop!
[17:07] ---
    Pa, pa, pa… Chin, chin, chin…
[17:07] ---
    S-Senpai!
[17:09] ---
    For my sake... Don't this do, Iyo.
[17:14] ---
    If they take you way, I...
[17:18] ---
    Senpai, are you saying...?
[17:22] ---
    Yeah, I...
[17:25] ---
    love you, Iyo!
[17:26] ---
    Senpai! I'm so happy.
[17:31] ---
    So stop calling me Senpai.
SIGN    Five Years Later
[17:44] ---
    And Senpai and I got married.
[17:49] ---
    I gave birth to
    adorable twins this year.
[17:52] ---
    We went through a lot, but...
[17:55] ---
    Right now,
    life couldn't be better for us!
[18:06] ---
    Okay, get set, go.
[18:08] ---
    Brother's gonna see how quickly
    he can hit a home run.
[18:12] ---
    Here goes.
SIGN    Pipimi
    14/F.
    Tall.
[18:15] ---
    Ping!
[18:17] ---
    Clock starts when... It's over.
SIGN    Home Run
[18:19] ---
    It took 7.11 seconds.
[18:22] ---
    Okay, about his performance.
[18:24] ---
    Did he have to take this
    so seriously?
[18:29] ---
    That's all. Thank you for watching.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:42] ---
    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:47] ---
    - Pop Team
    - Cooking.
[18:50] ---
    Here's this week's recommendation.
[18:54] ---
    Did I wash my hands, you ask?
    Wash your body too, guys.
[18:57] ---
    Okay, simmering.
[19:00] ---
    And here's...the finished dish!
SIGN    This week's recommendation
    "Simmering"
SIGN    The End
[19:05] ---
    Tune in again...next week!
[19:15] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Travelululu Japan
[19:17] ---
    What's our next vacation?
[19:21] ---
    Go to the outlet stores.
[19:24] ---
    Oh look, a supporting role character.
[19:27] ---
    There's a shuttle bus at the station.
[19:29] ---
    Once there, go straight
    to the pet shop.
SIGN    Birds Section
[19:34] ---
    Then...
    you heroes can figure it out, right?
[19:36] ---
    Owl Feed
    Delicious and Nutritious
SIGN    Owl Feed
SIGN    Owl Feed
    Delicious / Nutritious
[19:42] ---
    Go yourself.
[19:47] ---
    Can you say
    the 3x multiplication table?
[19:50] ---
    Think I'm stupid? Sure!
[19:52] ---
    Three three's three.
[19:53] ---
    - Three three's?
    - Three!
[19:59] ---
    I'm the type that longs
    for good strokes.
[20:05] ---
    - Good girl.
    - Oh yeah...
[20:12] ---
    - Here's where it gets long.
    - Sure is long.
[20:15] ---
    - Not only the neck, the interaction too.
    - Really long.
[20:18] ---
    It's like the opening of that
    detective show from the 90s.
[20:20] ---
    They should put the producer's name
    in this blank here.
SIGN    Planning ° Producer
    Kotaro Sudo
[20:24] ---
    - Maybe they'll add captions when it airs.
    - Maybe.
SIGN    Planning ° Producer
    Kotaro Sudo
[20:36] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Ten minutes earlier
[20:45] ---
    I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
    you die.
[20:48] ---
    - This is 99.
    - Oh, it stopped?
[20:50] ---
    I'll just self-destruct.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[21:04] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[21:07] ---
    - Sorry, did you wait long?
    - No, just got here.
[21:10] ---
    - Will we make the movie?
    - Don't worry.
[21:15] ---
    - Hey, what're you looking at?
    - Huh?
[21:18] ---
    I said, what're you looking at?!
[21:21] ---
    Wanna die, you bastard?
[21:24] ---
    I'm not looking.
[21:25] ---
    - You are!
    - You're looking!
[21:27] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:28] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:30] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:32] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:33] ---
    I'm not.
[21:37] ---
    Here's an impression of Miey!
[21:40] ---
    You're asking for death.
[21:42] ---
    Haha, #$%&ing stop it.
[21:45] ---
    Haha, hey!
[21:47] ---
    Ahahah, oh... #$%&! There!
[21:50] ---
    Eheheh... #$%&!
[21:57] ---
    Mkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
[22:05] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
[22:10] ---
    Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
[22:10] ---
    Get your motor ramen.
[22:13] ---
    Wait, wait!
[22:14] ---
    Comes with free rice.
[22:16] ---
    Wait! Wait, wait!
[22:17] ---
    Lookin' for a ramen.
[22:18] ---
    Wait! Wait!
[22:20] ---
    Wait!
[22:21] ---
    And the shop comes our way.
[22:23] ---
    Hey, wait!
[22:24] ---
    Get your motor ramen.
[22:26] ---
    Are you listening? Stop that song.
[22:28] ---
    With egg on top.
[22:29] ---
    Wait! Hey, wait!
[22:32] ---
    Get your motor ramen.
[22:35] ---
    Born to be hungry.
[23:24] ---
    Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
[23:26] ---
    What? Daichi and I are close?
[23:29] ---
    Does that bother you?
[23:31] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
    "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:38] ---
    
[23:40] ---
    

E6 - The 30th Cyber War

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[00:03] ---
    I was scolded at career counseling because
    I said I wanted to become a paladin.
[00:09] ---
    It's a fine job,
    protecting the citizens.
[00:16] ---
    Hellshake Yano.
[00:20] ---
    Are you listening!?
[00:21] ---
    Sorry, I was thinking about
    Hellshake Yano.
[02:01] ---
    That's why I'm changing and
    becoming a Demon Hunter.
[02:07] ---
    Hey!
[02:09] ---
    I bet you're still thinking
    about Hellshake Yano!
[02:15] ---
    Magma Mixer Murata.
[02:19] ---
    #6
    The 30th Cyber War
[02:19] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[02:23] ---
    Japan Shogi Association
    First of the Big Four
    "Underdog" Shoichi
[02:26] ---
    Challenger
    Popuko (Amateur)
[02:31] ---
    10 seconds.
[02:35] ---
    This girl...
[02:37] ---
    She leaves no...openings!
[02:45] ---
    I concede.
[02:46] ---
    With zero moves, the winner
    is Popuko the challenger.
[02:51] ---
    Good game!
[02:53] ---
    Don't let down your guard.
[02:55] ---
    This is as far as you'll get,
    before I have to use my Divine Move.
[03:01] ---
    Pipimi...?
[03:03] ---
    - Nice Heian style.
    - Don't you think?
[03:10] ---
    Did you really think that
    the first player of the Big Four
[03:13] ---
    would actually be strong?
SIGN    35th Queen
    "Tempo Loss" Chieko
[03:16] ---
    Underdog.
SIGN    Interviewer
    Ayumu Ichinohashi
SIGN    Analyst
    Kakutarou Matsubayashi
[03:20] ---
    We're glad to be here.
[03:23] ---
    Mr. Matsubayashi,
    any comments on the match so far?
[03:29] ---
    The Queen's special move,
    the Tempo Loss Bishop Exchange.
[03:31] ---
    Challenger Popuko
    boldly countered it.
[03:35] ---
    Boldly countered it?
[03:38] ---
    Black is using its pieces
    to try to topple the rear guard.
[03:43] ---
    Trying to topple the rear guard?
[03:46] ---
    As far as positional advantage
    the Queen is in a jam.
[03:51] ---
    The Queen is in a jam?
[04:04] ---
    I guess I was an underdog too.
[04:07] ---
    After 73 moves,
    the winner is Challenger Popuko.
[04:13] ---
    Well, the challenger
    Popuko certainly was strong.
[04:16] ---
    Her takedowns were impressive.
[04:19] ---
    P2 tried her best, too.
[04:23] ---
    P2?
[04:25] ---
    I'll take you on now.
[04:30] ---
    I, Billion Quadrillion,
    will not use machine guns or missiles.
SIGN    123rd Permanent Grand Master
    Billion Quadrillion
[04:36] ---
    It's been awhile since
    I've had a real match.
[04:41] ---
    It's Sir Billion Quadrillion,
    #2 of the Big Four of Shogi.
[04:47] ---
    He's the record-setting
    Permanent Grand Master.
[04:50] ---
    This will be interesting indeed.
[04:53] ---
    If his tactic is a static rook,
    he'll open with a side pawn capture...
[04:57] ---
    Oh yeah, see my double eyelids?
    I had a minor cosmetic surgery.
[05:01] ---
    See? Look...
[05:05] ---
    Minor surgery?
[05:21] ---
    10 seconds.
[05:23] ---
    9, 8...
[05:25] ---
    - What a surprise!
    - 7, 6...
[05:27] ---
    Master Quadrillion had
    a mechanical body.
[05:31] ---
    He was a robot?
[05:33] ---
    After one move,
    the winner is Challenger Popuko.
[05:38] ---
    One more to go.
[05:40] ---
    Impressive.
[05:43] ---
    Go to the top floor of this tower...
[05:46] ---
    You've earned the right
    to know the truth...
[05:56] ---
    I have been waiting.
[05:58] ---
    I am Mother AI PP1000,
    true master of the Divine Move.
[06:05] ---
    The players you faced
    were mere holograms.
[06:10] ---
    Create top players of flesh and blood,
    then to crush them...
[06:14] ---
    That was the real goal of
    Mother AI PP1000.
[06:19] ---
    That's amazing.
[06:20] ---
    Pipimi!
[06:24] ---
    Child of man!
[06:26] ---
    Show me your human potential!
SIGN    Mother AI
    PP1000 Perfected Model
[06:31] ---
    I heard that AI shogi was progressing,
    but had no idea it would be this advanced!
[06:36] ---
    The AI solution seems to be
[06:38] ---
    controlling the players
    to improve the shogi world.
[06:44] ---
    Frightening, isn't it?
[06:51] ---
    Your... name...
[06:55] ---
    is...!
[07:10] ---
    Pipimi...
[07:13] ---
    Over here, Popuko.
[07:15] ---
    Pipimi!
[07:18] ---
    Over...here.
[07:22] ---
    Pipimi...
    Are you really okay with this?
[07:28] ---
    Okay, bravo!
[07:29] ---
    Pippimi!
[07:32] ---
    The body disintegrated,
[07:34] ---
    but the AI core remains in her ribbon.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[07:46] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Hankyu Koshien
[07:48] ---
    It's our first time here.
SIGN    Regional Handstand
[07:50] ---
    Now that we're here,
    I'm doing a "regional" handstand!
SIGN    Regional handstand
[07:54] ---
    Here goes!
[07:57] ---
    "Regional" flip!
[08:00] ---
    "Regional" body link formation!
[08:03] ---
    "Regional" first pitch from the mound!
[08:06] ---
    "Regional" three strikes, you're out!
[08:09] ---
    "Regional" first round elimination!
[08:17] ---
    My pippi-beau...
[08:20] ---
    Who says "pippi-beau" anyway?
[08:23] ---
    Really?
    I don't think it sounds bad.
[08:27] ---
    Pipi...pippi.
[08:33] ---
    Way to go!
[08:34] ---
    Can you hear me...?
[08:36] ---
    - I can hear you.
    - My name is...
[08:38] ---
    Your name is...
[08:40] ---
    Dymlos!
[08:42] ---
    Wrong...
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[08:53] ---
    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[08:58] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - Cooking!
[09:01] ---
    La Saint-Valentin is coming up
    so we're making du chocolat.
[09:08] ---
    Add sugar until you say stop.
[09:17] ---
    Stop!
[09:24] ---
    Stop!
SIGN    End
[09:32] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[09:34] ---
    Blankie, I'm going to school.
[09:38] ---
    I can't! If I sleep now,
    for sure I'll be late.
[09:41] ---
    Oh hey, mattress.
[09:43] ---
    Hey, curtain.
[09:45] ---
    Hey, comfie pillow!
[09:48] ---
    Oh... alarm clock!
[09:50] ---
    C'mon, come back to sleep!
[09:53] ---
    Thanks, guys.
SIGN    Subscribe
[10:04] ---
    Thanks for watching!
[10:07] ---
    Smartphone users,
    hit the button down here.
[10:09] ---
    PC users, please subscribe
    to my channel from here.
[10:13] ---
    Thank you for subscribing! And...
[10:18] ---
    You there, who didn't register...
[10:20] ---
    I'm coming for you, now.
SIGN    Preview
[11:31] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[11:33] ---
    Due to location shooting,
    I miss my year-end school trip!
[11:36] ---
    Then Daichi and I end up in
    the same room at the same inn!
[11:40] ---
    B-But we're not engaged yet!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7 "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7
    "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:53] ---
    I was scolded at career counseling because
    I said I wanted to become a paladin.
[11:59] ---
    It's a fine job,
    protecting the citizens.
[12:06] ---
    Hellshake Yano.
[12:10] ---
    Are you listening!?
[12:11] ---
    Sorry, I was thinking about
    Hellshake Yano.
[13:52] ---
    That's why I'm gonna open
    a fried chicken shop instead.
[13:57] ---
    Hey!
[13:59] ---
    I bet you're still thinking
    about Hellshake Yano!
[14:05] ---
    Magma Mixer Murata.
[14:09] ---
    #6
    The 30th Cyber War
[14:09] ---
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Trigésimo combate entre humano y máquina
[14:13] ---
    Japan Shogi Association
    First of the Big Four
    "Underdog" Shoichi
[14:16] ---
    Challenger
    Popuko (Amateur)
[14:21] ---
    10 seconds.
[14:25] ---
    This girl...
[14:27] ---
    She leaves no...openings!
[14:35] ---
    I concede.
[14:36] ---
    With zero moves, the winner
    is Popuko the challenger.
[14:41] ---
    Good game!
[14:43] ---
    Don't let down your guard.
[14:45] ---
    This is as far as you'll get,
    before I use my Divine Move.
[14:51] ---
    Pipimi...?
[14:53] ---
    - Nice Heian style.
    - Don't you think?
[15:00] ---
    Did you really think that
    the first player of the Big Four
[15:03] ---
    would actually be strong?
SIGN    35th Queen
    "Tempo Loss" Chieko
[15:06] ---
    Underdog.
[15:10] ---
    We're glad to be here.
SIGN    Interviewer
    Ayumu Ichinohashi
SIGN    Analyst
    Kakutarou Matsubayashi
[15:13] ---
    Mr. Matsubayashi,
    any comments on the match so far?
[15:19] ---
    The Queen's special move,
    the Tempo Loss Bishop Exchange.
[15:22] ---
    Challenger Popuko
    boldly countered it.
[15:25] ---
    Boldly countered it?
[15:28] ---
    Black is using its pieces
    to try to topple the rear guard.
[15:33] ---
    Trying to topple the rear guard?
[15:36] ---
    As far as positional advantage
    the Queen is in a jam.
[15:41] ---
    The Queen is in a jam?
[15:54] ---
    I guess I was an underdog too.
[15:57] ---
    After 73 moves,
    the winner is Challenger Popuko.
[16:03] ---
    Well, the challenger
    Popuko certainly was strong.
[16:07] ---
    Her takedowns were impressive.
[16:09] ---
    P2 tried her best, too.
[16:13] ---
    P2?
[16:15] ---
    I'll take you on now.
[16:20] ---
    I, Billion Quadrillion,
    will not use machine guns or missiles.
SIGN    123rd Permanent Grand Master
    Billion Quadrillion
[16:26] ---
    It's been awhile since
    I've had a real match.
[16:31] ---
    It's Sir Billion Quadrillion,
    #2 of the Big Four of Shogi.
[16:37] ---
    He's the record-setting
    Permanent Grand Master.
[16:40] ---
    This will be interesting indeed.
[16:43] ---
    If his tactic is a static rook,
    he'll open with a side pawn capture...
[16:47] ---
    Oh yeah, see my double eyelids?
    I had a minor cosmetic surgery.
[16:51] ---
    See? Look...
[16:55] ---
    Minor surgery?
[17:12] ---
    10 seconds.
[17:13] ---
    9, 8...
[17:15] ---
    - What a surprise!
    - 7, 6...
[17:17] ---
    Master Quadrillion had
    a mechanical body.
[17:21] ---
    He was a robot?
[17:23] ---
    After one move,
    the winner is Challenger Popuko.
[17:28] ---
    One more to go.
[17:30] ---
    Impressive.
[17:33] ---
    Go to the top floor of this tower...
[17:36] ---
    You've earned the right
    to know the truth.
[17:46] ---
    I have been waiting.
[17:49] ---
    I am Mother AI PP1000,
    true master of the Divine Move.
[17:55] ---
    The players you faced
    were mere holograms.
[18:00] ---
    Create top players of flesh and blood,
    then to crush them...
[18:04] ---
    That was the real goal of
    Mother AI PP1000.
[18:09] ---
    That's amazing.
[18:10] ---
    Pipimi!
[18:13] ---
    Child of man!
[18:15] ---
    Show me your human potential!
SIGN    Mother AI
    PP1000 Perfected Model
[18:21] ---
    I heard that AI shogi was progressing,
    but had no idea it would be this advanced!
[18:26] ---
    The AI solution seems to be
[18:28] ---
    controlling the players
    to improve the shogi world.
[18:34] ---
    Frightening, isn't it?
[18:41] ---
    Your...name...
[18:45] ---
    is...!
[19:00] ---
    Pipimi...
[19:03] ---
    Over here, Popuko.
[19:06] ---
    Pipimi!
[19:08] ---
    Over...here.
[19:12] ---
    Pipimi...
    Are you really okay with this?
[19:18] ---
    Okay, bravo!
[19:19] ---
    Pipimi!
[19:22] ---
    The body disintegrated,
[19:24] ---
    but the AI core remains in her ribbon.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[19:36] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Hankyu Koshien
[19:38] ---
    It's our first time here.
SIGN    Regional handstand
[19:40] ---
    Now that we're here,
    I'm doing a "regional" handstand!
SIGN    Regional handstand
[19:44] ---
    Here goes!
[19:47] ---
    "Regional" flip!
[19:50] ---
    "Regional" body link formation!
[19:53] ---
    "Regional" first pitch from the mound!
[19:56] ---
    "Regional" three strikes, you're out!
[19:59] ---
    "Regional" first round elimination!
[20:08] ---
    My pippi-beau...
[20:10] ---
    No girl says "pippi-beau"!
[20:13] ---
    Really? I don't think it sounds bad.
[20:17] ---
    Pipi...pippi.
[20:23] ---
    1000 percent!
[20:24] ---
    Can you hear me...?
[20:26] ---
    - I can hear you.
    - My name is...
[20:28] ---
    Your name is...
[20:30] ---
    Dymlos!
[20:32] ---
    Wrong...
[20:37] ---
    Sorry, my voice cracked.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[20:43] ---
    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[20:48] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - Cooking!
[20:51] ---
    La Saint-Valentin is coming up
    so we're making du chocolat.
[20:58] ---
    Add sugar until you say stop.
[21:07] ---
    Stop!
[21:13] ---
    S-S-Sto...
SIGN    End
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[21:22] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[21:24] ---
    Blankie, I'm going to school.
[21:28] ---
    I can't! If I sleep now,
    for sure I'll be late.
[21:31] ---
    Oh hey, mattress.
[21:33] ---
    Hey, curtain.
[21:35] ---
    Hey, comfie pillow!
[21:38] ---
    Oh... alarm clock!
[21:41] ---
    C'mon, come back to sleep!
[21:44] ---
    Thanks, guys.
SIGN    Subscribe
[21:54] ---
    Thanks for watching!
[21:57] ---
    Smartphone users,
    hit the button down here.
[22:00] ---
    PC users, please subscribe
    to my channel from here.
[22:04] ---
    Yep! Thank you for subscribing! And...
[22:08] ---
    You there, who didn't register...
[22:10] ---
    I'm coming for you, now.
SIGN    Preview
[23:21] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:23] ---
    Due to location work, I miss
    my year-end school trip!
[23:26] ---
    Then Daichi and I end up in
    the same room at the same inn!
[23:30] ---
    B-But we're not engaged yet!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7 "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:39] ---
    
[23:41] ---**
    

E7 - Hellshake Yano

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[00:04] ---
    I feel so depressed.
[00:07] ---
    Then, you need...
[00:09] ---
    Pop Team Therapy!
[00:19] ---
    - Boring.
    - Humph!
[00:21] ---
    So you're a hater!
[02:00] ---
    ♪ Oh, hater...
[02:02] ---
    ♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
[02:06] ---
    Don't be nice to a hater!
[02:09] ---
    ♪ Fanboy...
[02:11] ---
    ♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
[02:16] ---
    Hater and fanboy of what?
SIGN    Nutria
[02:19] ---
    Nutria?
[02:23] ---
    #7
    Hellshake Yano
[02:23] ---
    By Team AC
[02:26] ---
    I got lectured for saying
    I wanted to be a palladin.
SIGN    Emotional documentary
    Hellshake Yano
[02:29] ---
    Emotional documentary
    "Hellshake Yano".
SIGN    Tokyo Big Budoukan
[02:33] ---
    The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
[02:35] ---
    He is about to make his first
    appearance in this venerable place.
[02:41] ---
    How do you feel?
[02:48] ---
    Today, I'm...
[02:49] ---
    amped up!
[02:51] ---
    This is bad!
[02:52] ---
    Manager!
[02:54] ---
    The trains stopped running and,
    the band members can't make it!
[02:58] ---
    What?!
[03:00] ---
    We have to cancel
    this live performance.
[03:04] ---
    W-Wait!
[03:09] ---
    I'm not gonna give up so easily!
[03:17] ---
    Until the others come...
[03:19] ---
    I'll hold the audience captive
    with my high-speed guitar solo!
SIGN    Whoooo!!
[03:31] ---
    Yano's solitary battle in
    the packed Big Budokan begins.
[03:36] ---
    Here I go!
[03:48] ---
    Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
[03:54] ---
    An ordinary solo is too boring!
[03:56] ---
    Faster! I have to play faster!
[04:01] ---
    But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
    and causes a problem!
[04:06] ---
    Faster! Faster!
[04:14] ---
    Ah! My guitar string...
[04:17] ---
    ...snapped.
    Is it over for me?
[04:24] ---
    No, not yet!
[04:26] ---
    There are five strings left!
[04:30] ---
    I am NOT done yet!
[04:33] ---
    Tuning it to the max!
[04:41] ---
    Which will break first?!
    The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
SIGN    Bwink!
SIGN    Twank!
SIGN    Dwong!
[04:55] ---
    It's hell!
    Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
[04:58] ---
    The man who shakes hell!
    He's Hellshake Yano!
SIGN    The Man Who Shakes Hell
[05:05] ---
    Hellshake! Hellshake!
[05:08] ---
    Hellshake! Hellshake!
SIGN    Hellshake! Hellshake!
[05:11] ---
    Heeeeeeeellllll...!
[05:18] ---
    Heeeeeeeellllll...!
[05:21] ---
    Shake!
SIGN    Kaboom! Kaboom!
[05:24] ---
    Kaboom!
[05:29] ---
    Hellshake...
SIGN    Emotional documentary
    Hellshake Yano
    The End
[05:30] ---
    Hellshake... Hellshake...
[05:34] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[05:35] ---
    Oh sorry, I was thinking
    about Hellshake Yano.
[05:45] ---
    Subculture bitch on board!
[05:47] ---
    Take that! And that! And that!
[05:52] ---
    Oh yeah!
[06:06] ---
    Thank you for saving me!
[06:14] ---
    Peek-a...
[06:17] ---
    I'm not here.
[06:19] ---
    It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
[06:27] ---
    So flawlessly cute...
[06:29] ---
    Thank you for your words.
[06:31] ---
    Time for the execution.
[06:50] ---
    I turned into a baby.
[06:51] ---
    Baby, baby, baby,
    ba-be-be-be, baby.
SIGN    BUT...
[06:57] ---
    What if I can't go to
    the same high school as you?
SIGN    future anxiety.
[07:01] ---
    I'll wait for you,
    no matter how long.
[07:06] ---
    Pipimi!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[07:15] ---
    Pop Team Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[07:21] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - Cooking!
[07:24] ---
    Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
[07:27] ---
    What? It's not
    beef and pork mixed?
[07:31] ---
    Of course not!
    Everything should be 100%!
[07:35] ---
    This is 100% manatee!
SIGN    Hamburger 100 %
    
    manatee 100 g
    Breadcrumbs 1 handful
     1 medium-sized onion
    A pinch of pepper
[07:46] ---
    Here I go. Ready?
[07:50] ---
    Done!
[07:52] ---
    This is a compressed manatee!
SIGN    Compressed Manatee
    
    Manatí 300 g
    Breadcrumbs 1 handful
    1 medium-sized onion
    A pinch of pepper
[07:57] ---
    See you next week!
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Fin
[08:54] ---
    Extreme Bicycle Perch!
[09:00] ---
    Oopsie...!
SIGN    Blu-ray Ver.
[09:09] ---
    There, there.
[09:11] ---
    There, there.
[09:12] ---
    There—
[09:22] ---
    Nothing's biting.
[09:31] ---
    I got seaweed on me.
SIGN    Sploosh!
[09:39] ---
    I caught a big one.
[09:42] ---
    Looks just like you, Pipimi.
[09:46] ---
    What'd you say?
SIGN    Oh! Pipimi appeared!
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
SIGN    > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
SIGN    Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
SIGN    Oh no, I'm shrinking.
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
[10:24] ---
    Done with this shit!
[10:25] ---
    I'll never play
    this crappy game again!
[10:30] ---
    Ah... My collarbone hurts.
[11:26] ---
    Done with this shit!
[11:28] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
SIGN    Preview
[11:30] ---
    The Super Live Fest is next month!
    I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
[11:34] ---
    But we end up clashing
    with the direction of our music!
[11:37] ---
    Then Daichi steps in to mediate!
SIGN    Direction for our new song
    
    Ballad Metalcore
[11:40] ---
    Should we go with majority rules?
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
    "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:51] ---
    Pop Pe— wait, what was it?
[11:54] ---
    I feel so depressed.
[11:57] ---
    Then, you need...
[11:59] ---
    Pop Team Therapy!
[12:09] ---
    - Boring.
    - Humph!
[12:11] ---
    So you're a hater!
[13:50] ---
    ♪ Oh, hater...
[13:52] ---
    ♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
[13:56] ---
    Don't be nice to a hater!
[13:59] ---
    ♪ Fanboy...
[14:01] ---
    ♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
[14:05] ---
    Hater of what? Fanboy of what?
[14:10] ---
    Nutria?
SIGN    Nutria
[14:13] ---
    #7
    Hellshake Yano
[14:13] ---
    By Team AC
[14:16] ---
    I got lectured for saying
    I wanted to be a palladin.
SIGN    Emotional documentary
    Hellshake Yano
[14:19] ---
    Emotional documentary
    "Hellshake Yano".
SIGN    Tokyo Big Budoukan
[14:23] ---
    The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
[14:25] ---
    He is about to make his first
    appearance in this venerable place.
[14:31] ---
    How do you feel?
[14:38] ---
    Today, I'm...
[14:39] ---
    amped up!
[14:41] ---
    This is bad!
[14:42] ---
    Manager!
[14:44] ---
    The trains stopped running and,
    the band members can't make it!
[14:48] ---
    What?!
[14:50] ---
    We have to cancel
    this live performance.
[14:54] ---
    W-Wait!
[14:59] ---
    I'm not gonna give up so easily!
[15:07] ---
    Until the others come...
[15:09] ---
    I'll hold the audience captive
    with my high-speed guitar solo!
SIGN    Whoooo!!
[15:21] ---
    Yano's solitary battle in
    the packed Big Budokan begins.
[15:26] ---
    Here I go!
[15:38] ---
    Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
[15:44] ---
    An ordinary solo is too boring!
[15:46] ---
    Faster! I have to play faster!
[15:51] ---
    But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
    and causes a problem!
[15:56] ---
    Faster! Faster!
[16:04] ---
    Ah! My guitar string...
[16:07] ---
    ...snapped.
    Is it over for me?
[16:14] ---
    No, not yet!
[16:16] ---
    There are five strings left!
[16:20] ---
    I am NOT done yet!
[16:23] ---
    Tuning it to the max!
[16:31] ---
    Which will break first?!
    The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
SIGN    Bwink!
SIGN    Twank!
SIGN    Dwong!
[16:45] ---
    It's hell!
    Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
[16:48] ---
    The man who shakes hell!
    He's Hellshake Yano!
SIGN    The Man Who Shakes Hell
[16:55] ---
    Hellshake! Hellshake!
[16:58] ---
    Hellshake! Hellshake!
SIGN    Hellshake! Hellshake!
[17:01] ---
    Heeeeeeeellllll...!
[17:08] ---
    Heeeeeeeellllll...!
[17:11] ---
    Shake!
SIGN    Kaboom! Kaboom!
[17:14] ---
    Kaboom!
[17:19] ---
    Hellshake...
SIGN    Emotional documentary
    Hellshake Yano
[17:20] ---
    Hellshake... Hellshake...
[17:24] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[17:25] ---
    Oh sorry, I was thinking
    about Hellshake Yano.
[17:35] ---
    Subculture bitch on board!
[17:42] ---
    Oh yeah!
[17:56] ---
    Thank you for saving me!
[18:04] ---
    Peek-a...
[18:07] ---
    Peek-a...
[18:09] ---
    It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
[18:17] ---
    So flawlessly cute...
[18:19] ---
    Thank you very very.
[18:21] ---
    Time for the execution.
[18:39] ---
    I turned into a baby.
[18:41] ---
    Baby, baby, baby,
    baby, baby.
[18:47] ---
    What if I can't go to
    the same high school as you?
SIGN    future anxiety.
[18:51] ---
    I'll wait for you,
    no matter how long, baby.
[18:56] ---
    Pipimi!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:05] ---
    Pop Team Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:11] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - Cooking!
[19:14] ---
    Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
[19:18] ---
    What? It's not beef and pork mixed?
[19:21] ---
    Of course not!
    Everything should be 100%!
[19:25] ---
    This is 100% manatee!
SIGN    Hamburger 100 %
    
    manatee 100 g
    Breadcrumbs 1 handful
     1 medium-sized onion
    A pinch of pepper
[19:28] ---
    Where there's a will,
    there's a way!
[19:30] ---
    Yes, you can!
[19:35] ---
    - Here I go!
    - Go!
[19:36] ---
    1-2-3!
[19:41] ---
    Done!
[19:42] ---
    This is a compressed manatee!
SIGN    Compressed Manatee
    
    Manatí 300 g
    Breadcrumbs 1 handful
    1 medium-sized onion
    A pinch of pepper
[19:47] ---
    See you next week!
SIGN    Fin
[20:07] ---
    The weather is opposite
    in north and south of France.
[20:10] ---
    It rains a lot in the north,
    while the south is sunny.
[20:15] ---
    I was born in the north,
    and tend to be masochistic.
[20:23] ---
    Wow, this view is incredible.
[20:26] ---
    Take a photo!
[20:28] ---
    Cheese!
[20:30] ---
    Oh, there's our bus.
SIGN    Fin
[20:44] ---
    Extreme Bicycle Perch!
[20:50] ---
    Oops...!
SIGN    Blu-ray Ver.
[20:54] ---
    Bonitos are back.
SIGN    BD Version
[20:59] ---
    There, there.
[21:00] ---
    There, there.
[21:02] ---
    There—
[21:12] ---
    Nothing's biting.
[21:16] ---
    Look at this!
[21:25] ---
    Fish God!
SIGN    Sploosh!
[21:29] ---
    I caught a big one.
[21:31] ---
    Looks just like you, Pipimi.
[21:36] ---
    - Say what?
    - Say what?
SIGN    Oh! Pipimi appeared!
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
SIGN    > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
SIGN    Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
SIGN    Oh no, I'm shrinking.
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
[22:14] ---
    Done with this shit!
[22:15] ---
    I'll never play
    this crappy game again!
[22:19] ---
    Turns my own world dark!
[23:17] ---
    Done with this shit!
[23:18] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
SIGN    Preview
[23:20] ---
    The Super Live Fest is next month!
    I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
[23:23] ---
    But we end up clashing
    with the direction of our music!
[23:27] ---
    Then Daichi steps in
    to mediate!
SIGN    Direction for our new song
    
    Ballad Metal Core
[23:30] ---
    Should we go with majority rules?
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
[23:34] ---
    "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:39] ---
    
[23:41] ---
    

E8 - The Dragon of Iidabashi Pipi's Revenge

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[00:03] ---
    I'm Chomp-Chomp Bacon.
[00:05] ---
    And I love to eat bacon!
[00:21] ---
    Hot!
[01:56] ---
    #8
    The Dragon of Iidabashi
    Pipi's Revenge
[01:56] ---
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Abashiri Prison
[02:02] ---
    Begin lunch!
[02:07] ---
    Isn't this stamp cute?
[02:10] ---
    Oh, you like that?
[02:11] ---
    I've never read the manga though.
[02:13] ---
    Why you—!
[02:17] ---
    Hey, #893! Keep it quiet!
SIGN    The Dragon of Iidabashi
    Pipi's Revenge
[02:27] ---
    Mr. Prison Guard.
[02:29] ---
    Mind if I talk to that prisoner?
[02:35] ---
    Guess I can't say no to you.
[02:37] ---
    Appreciate it.
[02:42] ---
    Here, I got this for ya.
[02:46] ---
    You're an interesting character.
[02:49] ---
    Got a place to go
    after you get out?
[02:53] ---
    No.
[02:54] ---
    The gang'll take care of you.
    Wanna be a yakuza?
[03:00] ---
    Sure!
[03:02] ---
    We don't have sake,
    so we'll suck this lemon.
[03:17] ---
    We've sworn an oath.
    I'll be waiting when you get out.
SIGN    A Lucky Day in October
    Popu is Released on Parole
[03:27] ---
    The air of freedom sure smells nice.
[03:34] ---
    Hey, pardner! Been waiting for you.
    Hurry and get in.
[03:43] ---
    And so, Popu and Pipi who had
    sworn an oath of brotherhood,
[03:47] ---
    would spread their notoriety
    throughout Hiroshima.
[03:50] ---
    Pipi was the young boss of
    the Bamboozle Gang
SIGN    Bamboozle Gang Boss
    Funazo Iidabashi
[03:53] ---
    which was rapidly spreading
    its power and influence.
[03:57] ---
    Under Pipi's guidance,
[04:01] ---
    Popu becomes the gang's assassin,
[04:03] ---
    taking down rivals
    and enemies with fearless abandon.
[04:10] ---
    Hey, guys...
[04:13] ---
    I-It's Pipi!
[04:15] ---
    Didn't I tell you no more YouTubing?!
[04:18] ---
    Stay.
[04:20] ---
    Hey, Pipi.
[04:22] ---
    If you came to talk, I'm all ears.
[04:24] ---
    Thanks to you guys, the cops
    are getting suspicious of us too.
[04:29] ---
    Stop YouTubing!
[04:31] ---
    Well, honorable Young Boss...
[04:33] ---
    We're doing this to make
    someone look good...
[04:38] ---
    And if you can't guess who,
    I'd shut your trap!
[04:41] ---
    Don't tell me...the old man...
[04:47] ---
    Boss!
[04:48] ---
    We walk the path of chivalry...
    when did we stoop so low?!
[04:53] ---
    Listen to me, Pipi.
[04:55] ---
    These are the times we live in,
    the pressure's on from the cops.
[05:00] ---
    YouTubing or whatever,
    we do what we have to.
[05:03] ---
    - Boss!
    - Listen to me, Pipi!
[05:06] ---
    We can't survive with
    just our yakuza code!
[05:10] ---
    It's time you grew up too!
[05:11] ---
    Stay.
[05:14] ---
    So that's it?
[05:15] ---
    Well, I have my principles too.
[05:18] ---
    I'm quitting this gang
    and doing things my way.
[05:25] ---
    B-Boss!
[05:31] ---
    Ready?
[05:34] ---
    Even!
[05:37] ---
    See you in hell, Popu!
SIGN    Popu dies
[06:00] ---
    Boss, it's Pipi.
[06:17] ---
    Hey, Popu...
[06:19] ---
    Where'd we take the wrong path?
[06:28] ---
    She said she hated subculture girls...
[06:32] ---
    but she sure sucked up to them.
[06:42] ---
    What? Popu is...!
[06:47] ---
    Pipi... You!
SIGN    The End
[07:03] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[07:05] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[07:09] ---
    Eisai haramasukoi!
[07:13] ---
    What's that?
[07:13] ---
    My dance, Eisai Haramasukoi.
    Think it'll catch on?
[07:16] ---
    Not a chance.
[07:18] ---
    Never mind!
[07:19] ---
    Oh, wait!
[07:21] ---
    Wait!
[07:23] ---
    Wait!
[07:25] ---
    Waaaait!
[07:27] ---
    It'll catch on, I promise.
[07:29] ---
    Eisai...haramasukoi!
[07:36] ---
    Here's a present.
[07:40] ---
    It's just some "edgelord" key chain
    they sell in souvenir shops.
[07:43] ---
    My name...
[07:45] ---
    My name is Lord Calamity.
    Are you my new master?
[07:53] ---
    Whoa, a real magic item.
    Sorry about what I said.
[08:02] ---
    I cut my bangs too short.
[08:05] ---
    Me too.
[08:08] ---
    - Me too—
    - Shut up.
[08:09] ---
    - Me too—
    - Shut up!
[08:11] ---
    My name...
[08:12] ---
    You're...!
[08:15] ---
    - Whisper, whisper, whisper.
    - Oh, okay, okay, okay.
[08:19] ---
    You can pass.
[08:29] ---
    Pipimi! Let's watch the best of
    "Sun and Green, Healthy Living!"
[08:37] ---
    - It's just a scratch. No worries.
    - Whoa! Whoa!
[08:40] ---
    I'll put a Band-aid on it!
[08:43] ---
    Aw damn, I got it stuck
    on my finger!
[08:47] ---
    Damn, not again!
[08:49] ---
    Damn... it!
[08:55] ---
    Not to worry.
[09:02] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Popuko Midnight Dancer
[09:05] ---
    I made a music video.
    Take a look.
[09:07] ---
    The personification of action...
SIGN    Playback
[09:24] ---
    Stop it and
    burn that tape right now!
[09:28] ---
    Okay.
[09:30] ---
    The personification of action.
[09:41] ---
    You're looking scared.
[09:44] ---
    Finger....!
[10:01] ---
    Pop Team Epic
    Tales of Long Ago
[10:14] ---
    I'll make the dead tree...
[10:17] ---
    burst into bloom!
[10:22] ---
    Fooled ya!
[10:25] ---
    This is just plain old flour!
[10:35] ---
    How come we aren't
    in the anime?
[10:37] ---
    To begin with,
    why are we singing?
[10:40] ---
    Maybe the writer likes you?
[10:43] ---
    Ah, I saw that on pv.
[11:28] ---
    - So short!
    - So short!
[11:32] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[11:34] ---
    I'm in charge of the
    lyrics for our new song,
SIGN    Sturdy Earth
    Lyrics: Sosogu Hoshifuri
    
    What do I do?
    I can't fill in the blanks.
    Ether, ether.
    My mind's always blank.
[11:37] ---
    but I can't think of anything!
[11:39] ---
    That's it! I'll write a song
    about my love for Daiichi!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9 "Just for You - Our New Song!"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Reemisión
[11:53] ---
    I'm Chomp-Chomp Bacon.
[11:56] ---
    And I love to eat bacon!
[11:59] ---
    I'm going to fry
    my favorite bacon today!
[12:05] ---
    First, oil the frying pan and...
[12:08] ---
    lay a slice of bacon on it...
[12:11] ---
    Hot!
[13:46] ---
    #8
    The Dragon of Iidabashi
    Pipi's Revenge
[13:46] ---
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Abashiri Prison
[13:51] ---
    Begin lunch!
[13:57] ---
    Isn't this stamp cute?
[14:00] ---
    Oh, you like that?
[14:01] ---
    I've never read the manga though.
[14:07] ---
    Hey, #893! Keep it quiet!
SIGN    The Dragon of Iidabashi
    Pipi's Revenge
[14:17] ---
    Mr. Prison Guard.
[14:19] ---
    Mind if I talk to that prisoner?
[14:25] ---
    Guess I can't say no to you.
[14:27] ---
    Appreciate it.
[14:32] ---
    Here, I got this for ya.
[14:37] ---
    You're an interesting character.
[14:39] ---
    Got a place to go
    after you get out?
[14:43] ---
    No.
[14:44] ---
    The gang'll take care of you.
    Wanna be a yakuza?
[14:50] ---
    Sure!
[14:52] ---
    We don't have sake,
    so we'll suck this lemon.
[15:07] ---
    We've sworn an oath.
    I'll be waiting when you get out.
SIGN    A Lucky Day in October
    Popu is Released on Parole
[15:17] ---
    The air of freedom
    sure smells nice.
[15:22] ---
    Varoom!
[15:24] ---
    Hey, pardner! Been waiting for you.
    Hurry and get in.
[15:33] ---
    And so, Popu and Pipi who had
    sworn an oath of brotherhood,
[15:37] ---
    would spread their notoriety
    throughout Hiroshima.
[15:40] ---
    Pipi was the young boss of
    the Bamboozle Gang
SIGN    Bamboozle Gang Boss
    Funazo Iidabashi
[15:43] ---
    which was rapidly spreading
    its power and influence.
[15:47] ---
    Under Pipi's guidance,
[15:51] ---
    Popu becomes the gang's assassin,
[15:53] ---
    taking down rivals
    and enemies with fearless abandon.
[16:00] ---
    Hey, guys...
[16:03] ---
    I-It's Pipi!
[16:05] ---
    Didn't I tell you no more YouTubing?!
[16:08] ---
    It's okay. Stay, stay.
[16:10] ---
    Hey, Pipi. If you came to talk,
    I'm all ears.
[16:14] ---
    Thanks to you guys, the cops
    are getting suspicious of us too.
[16:19] ---
    Stop YouTubing!
[16:21] ---
    Well, honorable Young Boss...
[16:23] ---
    We're doing this to make
    someone look good...
[16:28] ---
    And if you can't guess who,
    I'd shut your trap!
[16:32] ---
    Don't tell me...the old man...
[16:37] ---
    Boss!
[16:38] ---
    We walk the path of chivalry...
    when did we stoop so low?!
[16:43] ---
    Listen to me, Pipi.
[16:45] ---
    These are the times we live in,
    the pressure's on from the cops.
[16:50] ---
    YouTubing or whatever,
    we do what we have to.
[16:53] ---
    - Boss!
    - Listen to me, Pipi!
[16:56] ---
    We can't survive with
    just our yakuza code!
[17:00] ---
    It's time you grew up too!
[17:02] ---
    It's okay. Stay, stay.
[17:03] ---
    So that's it?
    Well, I have my principles too.
[17:07] ---
    I'm quitting this gang
    and doing things my way.
[17:15] ---
    B-Boss!
[17:21] ---
    Ready?
[17:24] ---
    Even!
[17:27] ---
    See you in hell, Popu!
SIGN    Popu dies
[17:51] ---
    Boss, it's Pipi.
[18:07] ---
    Hey, Popu...
[18:09] ---
    Where'd we take the wrong path?
[18:14] ---
    Get this.
[18:15] ---
    Gasp! Gasp!
[18:18] ---
    She said she hated subculture girls...
[18:22] ---
    but she sure sucked up to them.
[18:30] ---
    Damn you guys...!
[18:33] ---
    What? Popu is...!
[18:37] ---
    Pipi... I was wrong!
SIGN    The End
[18:43] ---
    It's over.
[18:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[18:55] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[18:59] ---
    Eisai haramasukoi!
[19:03] ---
    What's that?
[19:04] ---
    My dance, Eisai Haramasukoi.
    Think it'll catch on?
[19:06] ---
    Not a chance.
[19:08] ---
    Never mind!
[19:09] ---
    Oh, wait!
[19:11] ---
    Wait!
[19:13] ---
    Wait!
[19:15] ---
    Waaaait!
[19:18] ---
    It'll catch on, I promise.
[19:19] ---
    Eisai...haramasukoi!
[19:25] ---
    Here's a present.
[19:30] ---
    It's just some "edgelord" key chain
    they sell in souvenir shops.
[19:34] ---
    My name...
[19:35] ---
    My name is Lord Calamity.
[19:38] ---
    Are you my new master?
[19:42] ---
    - You summoned me...
    - Whoa, a real magic item!
[19:53] ---
    I cut my bangs too short.
[19:56] ---
    Me too.
[19:58] ---
    - Me too—
    - Shut up.
[20:00] ---
    - Me too—
    - Shut up!
[20:02] ---
    Me too!
[20:03] ---
    You're...!
[20:04] ---
    - Whisper, whisper, whisper
    - M-Me too...
[20:06] ---
    Please take a close look.
[20:09] ---
    Okay, pass!
[20:11] ---
    Phew, lucky.
[20:13] ---
    Thank goodness my name's Xavier.
[20:19] ---
    Pipimi! Let's watch the best of
    "Sun and Green, Healthy Living!"
[20:28] ---
    It's just a scratch. No worries.
[20:30] ---
    I'll put a Band-aid on it!
[20:32] ---
    Aw damn, I got it stuck on my finger!
[20:35] ---
    Aw shit!
[20:38] ---
    Aw man!
[20:45] ---
    Not to worry.
[20:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Popuko Midnight Dancer
[20:55] ---
    I made a music video.
    Take a look.
[20:58] ---
    The personification of action...
SIGN    Playback
[21:14] ---
    Stop it!
[21:15] ---
    Burn that tape right now!
[21:18] ---
    Okay.
[21:20] ---
    The personification of action.
[21:32] ---
    You're looking scared.
[21:34] ---
    Finger....!
[21:51] ---
    Pop Team Epic
    Tales of Long Ago
[21:55] ---
    Long, long ago,
[21:59] ---
    there lived a man
    named Flower-Bloomer Popuko.
[22:04] ---
    I'll make the dead tree...
[22:07] ---
    burst into bloom!
[22:11] ---
    I fooled the old, dead tree!
[22:14] ---
    This is just plain old flour!
[22:18] ---
    Fooled the damned tree!
[22:20] ---
    Made it bloom!
[22:23] ---
    Everyone, please sing your hearts out
    for the ending.
[23:22] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Sturdy Earth
    Lyrics: Sosogu Hoshifuri
    
    What do I do?
    I can't fill in the blanks.
    Ether, ether.
    My mind's always blank.
[23:24] ---
    I'm in charge of the
    lyrics for our new song,
[23:27] ---
    but I can't think of anything!
[23:29] ---
    That's it! I'll write a song
    about my love for Daiichi!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9 "Just for You - Our New Song!"
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 9
    "Just for You - Our New Song!"
[23:36] ---*
    Fall in love again next week!

E9 - Dancing with a Miracle

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[00:00] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[00:03] ---
    It's showtime!
SIGN    Tai-chan Body Parts!
[00:11] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Heart).
[00:13] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Hand).
[00:14] ---
    I went to look at a house recently.
[00:17] ---
    Did you buy it?
[00:18] ---
    It was out of my reach.
[00:20] ---
    Guess you need a hand!
[01:59] ---
    #9
    Dancing with a Miracle
SIGN    By Space Cat Company
[02:05] ---
    The boy becomes the adult.
[02:08] ---
    Let me tell today,
    a story of some old friends.
SIGN    A Miracle and a Dance
    Original Title: Dream in New York
[02:19] ---
    I think back to when I first met them.
[02:21] ---
    The memory is still clear as day.
[02:24] ---
    It happened to be the very first time
    I visited New York City.
[02:30] ---
    Oh!
[02:31] ---
    No!
[02:37] ---
    Where are the rotten kids?!
[02:38] ---
    Where are you?
[02:40] ---
    - Ready!
    - Busted!
[02:47] ---
    A-Amazing.
[02:50] ---
    Oh, wait a minute!
[02:52] ---
    C'mon, wait!
[02:54] ---
    My heart was overwhelmed with affection.
[02:56] ---
    I had run away from home to the big city,
[02:58] ---
    after losing faith in
    the adults who surrounded me.
[03:01] ---
    Only to be saved by some
    strangers on the street.
[03:11] ---
    That's when dad yelled at me like...
[03:13] ---
    "You ate my damned cherry pie,
    didn't you?"
[03:15] ---
    Man, was I fed up.
[03:17] ---
    Because the culprit was
    Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
[03:21] ---
    Not to mention that very same day,
[03:23] ---
    something even worse happened at school.
[03:25] ---
    That damned Johnny kissed Mary
    right on the cheek!
[03:29] ---
    Oh, Mary's the girl
    who I actually like.
[03:32] ---
    so I was really annoyed.
[03:35] ---
    Even though I considered myself
    a shy person back then,
[03:35] ---
    Look at this!
[03:37] ---
    Oh, Toutomi, eh.
[03:39] ---
    I had no problem
    getting to know these girls.
[03:40] ---
    Toutomi Hideyoshi!
[03:42] ---
    Ouch!
[03:45] ---
    And so, the girls show me
    the dazzling night life of New York City.
[03:52] ---
    They even personally listened to
    all the struggles I was carrying,
[03:56] ---
    which made me happy.
[03:57] ---
    It was all so stimulating,
[03:59] ---
    and compared to
    anything else I have experienced...
[04:02] ---
    it was so cool, and cool,
    and the coolest thing ever!
[04:06] ---
    What are you making?
[04:08] ---
    I dunno...
[04:09] ---
    I'll think about it...
[04:17] ---
    Thanks for today.
[04:18] ---
    When I see you two, it feels like
    I've been freed from my shackles.
[04:19] ---
    The fire's going nicely.
[04:20] ---
    Hurry.
[04:21] ---
    Wait a little more.
[04:22] ---
    Hurry.
[04:23] ---
    Bluefin tuna!
[04:25] ---
    Whet your appetites!
[04:27] ---
    What?! No way, a maguro?!
    I can't dissect that...!
[04:39] ---
    It was then that I realized...
[04:41] ---
    No, those girls had made me realize...
[04:50] ---
    Heh, I used the dull side.
[04:52] ---
    ...that in the end,
    I found myself too scared
[04:55] ---
    to do anything for myself.
[04:58] ---
    I blamed others
    if something didn't go well,
[05:01] ---
    and continued to run away from reality.
[05:14] ---
    I gave it a lot of thought,
    but I've decided to go back home.
[05:20] ---
    Right now, I'm nothing.
[05:22] ---
    I've realized that I don't have
    the proper resolution to live my life
[05:26] ---
    with freedom, like you two.
[05:30] ---
    Thank you...
[05:32] ---
    I'll think long and hard about
    what I want to do when I'm getting older.
[05:37] ---
    How's that!
[05:39] ---
    Eyes closed. Again.
[05:40] ---
    How's that!
[05:41] ---
    - Eyes closed.
    - How's that!
[05:42] ---
    Eyes closed.
[05:47] ---
    Ah, my loving friends...
[05:49] ---
    I'm sure, even now,
    you're living in your freedom somewhere.
[05:53] ---
    Those girls told me something.
[05:55] ---
    As someone who has nothing,
    I have to think long and hard
[05:59] ---
    about what I must do for the future.
[06:02] ---
    If I had never met those two girls,
[06:05] ---
    I wouldn't be here
    standing in front of you,
[06:08] ---
    as the mayor of New York City.
[06:11] ---
    So I'd like to take this moment,
[06:13] ---
    to express my gratitude
    towards those two girls.
[06:18] ---
    You two are my friends for all eternity.
[06:21] ---
    Thank you!
[06:36] ---
    Hah! No way!
[06:43] ---
    Guess I'll go conquer the world!
[06:52] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[06:55] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
[06:59] ---
    I'll be late for the secret tea party.
[07:04] ---
    Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
[07:06] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[07:08] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[07:10] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[07:14] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[07:19] ---
    Mr. Rabbit is late.
[07:25] ---
    Latte art is so cute.
[07:26] ---
    Latte art is cute.
[07:28] ---
    I'll have one with latte art.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
[07:32] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[07:34] ---
    Here's your latte art.
[07:39] ---
    Please enjoy.
[07:43] ---
    What was the drawing?
[07:45] ---
    Don't know, don't care.
[07:49] ---
    I see.
SIGN    Button
[07:54] ---
    Press this button.
[07:57] ---
    Squeeze.
SIGN    Squeeze...
[08:07] ---
    Idiot!
[08:17] ---
    What if 1000 out of 10 people
    didn't like you, Popuchin?
[08:32] ---
    Stay with me!
[08:36] ---
    And what if I...
[08:38] ---
    was the only person on your side?
[08:44] ---
    Center of my universe...
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:55] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[08:58] ---
    I have something funny to say.
[09:01] ---
    Um...
[09:02] ---
    That's funny.
[09:10] ---
    I didn't say it yet.
[09:13] ---
    I didn't say it.
[09:16] ---
    I didn't say it yet!
SIGN    End
[10:30] ---
    Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
[10:33] ---
    I'm so happy!
    I'm palpitating!
[10:38] ---
    So how come we're not in the anime?
[10:41] ---
    They're so blatant
    the way they pair things up.
[10:45] ---
    Won't people get upset?
[10:47] ---
    - Piggybacking...
    - Marketing!
[11:31] ---
    That's all?!
SIGN    Preview
[11:36] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[11:37] ---
    I'm stranded at the spot
    that holds memories of Daichi.
[11:40] ---
    Then he comes for me!
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
    "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop, episodio 10 Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:50] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[11:53] ---
    It's showtime!
SIGN    Taichan Body Parts!
[12:01] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Heart).
[12:03] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Hand).
[12:05] ---
    I went to look at a house recently.
[12:07] ---
    Did you buy it?
[12:08] ---
    It was out of my reach.
[12:10] ---
    Guess you need a hand!
[13:49] ---
    #9
    Dancing with a Miracle
[13:49] ---
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Translation: Masahiro Arakaki
[13:54] ---
    Da kid grows up to an adult one day.
[13:58] ---
    Lemme tell ya,
    a story of some old chums.
[14:03] ---
    Dancing with a Miracle
SIGN    A Miracle and a Dance
    Original Title: Dream in New York
[14:08] ---
    Thinking 'bout da day I met 'em...
[14:11] ---
    da memories are as clear as day.
[14:14] ---
    Was the first time eva that
    I visited New York City.
[14:20] ---
    Oh!
[14:22] ---
    Get off!
[14:28] ---
    What the—?!
[14:30] ---
    Busted, you shitholes!
[14:32] ---
    Givin' us trouble!
[14:33] ---
    Don't pretend to be humans!
[14:36] ---
    You can't fool these eyes!
[14:38] ---
    A-Amazing.
[14:39] ---
    Hey, hey, wait!
[14:42] ---
    I said, wait!
[14:44] ---
    Damn, my heart was full with emotion.
[14:48] ---
    I wen run away from home to da big city,
[14:51] ---
    'cuz I neva had faith in
    the grown-ups around me.
[14:54] ---
    Den some strangers wen save me,
    from the streets.
[15:00] ---
    My pa would yell like...
[15:03] ---
    "You ate my damned cherry pie,
    didn't you?"
[15:06] ---
    Man, I was fed up.
[15:09] ---
    'Cuz it wasn't me
    but Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
[15:13] ---
    And den, da same day...
[15:16] ---
    something more worse happened at school.
[15:19] ---
    That damned Johnny kissed Mary
    right on the cheek!
[15:23] ---
    See, Mary's the girl
    I got the hots for.
[15:25] ---
    I figured I was a shy guy back den...
[15:27] ---
    It's a manji symbol!
[15:28] ---
    -Manji!
    -It's a manji.
[15:30] ---
    but I neva had issues with da girls.
[15:30] ---
    No kidding!
[15:32] ---
    Manji? For real?
[15:35] ---
    Anyway, the girls showed me
[15:38] ---
    the awesome night life of New York City.
[15:39] ---
    I just did a dance with hard luck!
[15:42] ---
    And they even heard me out
    'bout my personal struggles.
[15:43] ---
    The AE86 is a car that nurtures a driver.
[15:46] ---
    That made me happy.
[15:46] ---
    I can tell just how an AE86 runs
[15:48] ---
    They wen stimulate me more than
    any experience I had in the past.
[15:49] ---
    simply by looking at it.
[15:52] ---
    It was way betta than anything
    I experienced...
[15:56] ---
    When is innovation necessary
    from the micro and macro perspective...
[16:00] ---
    Never mind that, think about compliance.
[16:04] ---
    Thanks for today.
[16:05] ---
    Flamed!
[16:07] ---
    These dirty affiliate marketers
    piss me off!
[16:07] ---
    Looking at you, I feel like
[16:11] ---
    my shackles are broken free.
[16:14] ---
    Bluefin tuna.
[16:15] ---
    It won't feel a thing.
[16:18] ---
    Huh? I can't cut up a maguro!
[16:29] ---
    And then, I wen realize...
[16:29] ---
    Hey, hey, check, one, two,
    las lyrics de Pop Team Epic.
[16:29] ---
    Test, test... Check, one, two
[16:31] ---
    No, da girls made me realize...
[16:31] ---
    Pop Team Epic kicks ill lyrics
[16:34] ---
    Slicin' maguro with this microphone
[16:36] ---
    Yeah, this one's a colossal maguro
[16:38] ---
    Now just watch my lethal blow!
[16:42] ---
    ...that in the end,
[16:43] ---
    I've cut another worthless object.
[16:45] ---
    I was too scared
    for do anything for myself.
[16:49] ---
    I blamed others wen somethin' went wrong,
[16:52] ---
    and neva face reality.
[17:04] ---
    So I wen think a lot,
[17:06] ---
    and decided to go back home.
[17:10] ---
    Right now, I'm nothing.
[17:13] ---
    And I gotta have da guts to live strong
[17:16] ---
    and live free, like you two.
[17:20] ---
    Thank you...
[17:22] ---
    I goin' think long and hard about
    what I really wanna do with my life.
[17:27] ---
    So high!
    My skin feels dry. I need oil.
[17:31] ---
    Freedom is awesome!
[17:33] ---
    Eh, my dear pals...
[17:37] ---
    I know, even now, you stay live
    freely somewhere.
[17:43] ---
    Da girls taught me something.
[17:46] ---
    Wen you have nothing,
[17:48] ---
    you gotta think long and hard
    about how to get ahead.
[17:53] ---
    If I wen never meet da two girls,
[17:55] ---
    I wouldn't be here
    standing in front of you,
[17:59] ---
    as the mayor of New York City.
[18:01] ---
    So I wanna take this moment,
[18:03] ---
    to say thank you to da two girls.
[18:07] ---
    You two are my friends for eva and eva.
[18:11] ---
    Thank you!
[18:26] ---
    - Hah! No way!
    - Master...!
[18:28] ---
    What?
[18:33] ---
    Guess I'll go conquer the world!
[18:42] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[18:45] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
[18:49] ---
    I'll be late for the secret tea party.
[18:54] ---
    Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
[18:56] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[18:58] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[19:00] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[19:04] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[19:09] ---
    Mr. Rabbit is late.
[19:15] ---
    Latte art is so cute.
[19:16] ---
    Latte art is cute.
[19:18] ---
    I'll have one with latte art.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
[19:22] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[19:24] ---
    Here's your latte art.
[19:29] ---
    Please enjoy.
[19:33] ---
    What was the drawing?
[19:35] ---
    I dunno, not interested.
[19:39] ---
    I see.
SIGN    Button
[19:43] ---
    Press this button.
SIGN    Squeeze...
[19:48] ---
    Love.
[19:50] ---
    Love.
[19:57] ---
    Just friendship!
[20:00] ---
    Friendship...!
[20:07] ---
    What if 1000 out of 10 people
    didn't like you, Popuchin?
[20:23] ---
    Yngwie Malmsteen!
[20:26] ---
    And what if I...
[20:27] ---
    was the only person on your side?
[20:34] ---
    Center of my universe...
[20:39] ---
    And the Earth.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[20:45] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[20:48] ---
    I have something funny to say.
[20:51] ---
    Um...
[20:52] ---
    That's funny.
[21:00] ---
    I didn't say it yet.
[21:03] ---
    I didn't say it.
[21:06] ---
    I didn't say it yet!
[21:26] ---
    I love French cuisine,
[21:28] ---
    but some foods have such a strong odor,
    tourists can't stomach them.
[21:33] ---
    In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
[21:36] ---
    a dish that has a really strong smell.
[21:46] ---
    This is our first meal in France.
    Let's be adventurous.
[21:50] ---
    I think I'll try the andouillette sausage.
[21:53] ---
    It sounds delicious!
    And you, Popuko?
[21:56] ---
    Let's see...
[21:57] ---
    I'll have the salade de maroilles chaud.
[22:06] ---
    Okay, these all sound good!
[22:09] ---
    Oh, yes.
SIGN    End
[22:19] ---
    Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
    
[22:22] ---
    I'm so damned happy!
[22:25] ---
    I'm palpitating!
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:28] ---
    I'm stranded at the spot
    that holds memories of Daichi.
[23:30] ---
    Then he comes for me!
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
    "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop, episodio 10 "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!

E10 - Ginza Hostess Detective

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[00:07] ---
    Is something the matter,
    Lord Hikomaro Takeshobo?
[00:11] ---
    Show yourself, Pop Team Epic.
[00:14] ---
    You may try to hide,
[00:16] ---
    but I would recognize the stench
    of your shitty manga anywhere.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[02:03] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[02:05] ---
    Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
SIGN    Sluga sluga
[02:08] ---
    Sluga slugabed.
[02:14] ---
    I am the Sluggard God.
    I see potential in you.
SIGN    Sluggard God
[02:17] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[02:18] ---
    Wanna succeed me and rule over my kingdom?
[02:22] ---
    I can't be bothered!
[02:28] ---
    Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
SIGN    Prickly Realm
[02:30] ---
    Sluga slugabed.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[02:37] ---
    Pop Team Epic Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[02:44] ---
    It's the start of today's
    Pop Team Epic Cooking.
[02:48] ---
    We're doing a
    super-economical recipe today.
[02:52] ---
    Our ingredient is premium
    wagyu tenderloin beef.
[02:56] ---
    Oh... A cheaper, ordinary
    cut of beef will do, right?
[03:00] ---
    Nope, it has to be this.
    I bought it for 50 yen.
[03:04] ---
    What?!
    Where can you find it so cheap?
[03:08] ---
    Hey you...
    Can't you do your own shopping?
SIGN    End
[03:12] ---
    Huh?!
[03:18] ---
    So forceful!
[03:20] ---
    Special power!
[03:21] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[03:23] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[03:24] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[03:26] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[03:27] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[03:29] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[03:30] ---
    Everybody, say ho!
[03:32] ---
    Pop T... Pop T... Pop T... Pop T...
[03:47] ---
    - Pass, pass!
    - Okay!
[03:50] ---
    Aura Cannon!
[03:52] ---
    Nice pass!
[03:53] ---
    Okay, here I go!
[03:57] ---
    Aura Cannon!
[04:02] ---
    Bob Team Epic
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[04:05] ---
    Have some water.
[04:06] ---
    Please press the button
    when you're ready to order.
[04:09] ---
    Why that—!
[04:23] ---
    Excuse me!
[04:24] ---
    Bob...!
[04:25] ---
    Team...!
[04:26] ---
    Epic!
[04:28] ---
    Have you decided?
[04:30] ---
    Why that—!
[04:32] ---
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Ginza Hostess Detective
[04:37] ---
    So... you had something to tell me?
[04:51] ---
    Oh, the food was delicious!
[04:55] ---
    Do you know what's the most important
    thing for Ginza hostesses?
[05:01] ---
    What is it?
[05:03] ---
    It's...
[05:06] ---
    to enjoy life to the fullest.
[05:09] ---
    Mama Pipimi... That's so cool!
[05:16] ---
    This is so relaxing.
SIGN    Ginza Hostess Detective Part 10
    Mystery at the Hot Spring
    The Crime and Punishment of the Young Inn Madam
SIGN    Baths
[05:27] ---
    That was a wonderful soak, wasn't it, Popu?
[05:29] ---
    Yes, it was.
[05:30] ---
    Is this everyone?
[05:32] ---
    Yes, Detective Higure.
[05:33] ---
    Oh?
[05:36] ---
    Thank you for gathering
    so late at night.
[05:40] ---
    I'm Detective Higure from
    police headquarters.
[05:44] ---
    There's been a murder here at the inn.
[05:47] ---
    You are all considered
    persons of interest.
[05:51] ---
    I'd like your full cooperation.
[05:54] ---
    Y-You mean,
    there's a killer among us?!
[05:57] ---
    Hurry up, and capture the suspect!
[05:59] ---
    I can't believe such a frightening
    thing would occur at our inn!
[06:05] ---
    Calm down, everyone.
[06:07] ---
    First, I want to hear
    what each of you has to say.
[06:10] ---
    Huh, what are you anyway?
[06:13] ---
    Uh-oh, she's doing
    her busybody thing again.
[06:17] ---
    I know! You're the killer!
[06:18] ---
    - There's only one truth!
    - Y-You're wrong!
[06:21] ---
    Popu, don't be rude to the guest.
[06:23] ---
    Huh?
[06:29] ---
    - On your way home from work?
    - Y-Yes.
[06:31] ---
    Or from a murder?
[06:34] ---
    Hey, don't interfere
    with my investigation!
[06:37] ---
    On the rocks? With water?
[06:38] ---
    Or murder?
[06:40] ---
    You idiots!
SIGN    Inn Madam
[06:47] ---
    Okay, forensics... Did you find anything?
[06:51] ---
    - So what was the murder weapon?
    - Wow, you're amazing.
[06:54] ---
    - I didn't know.
    - Probably a blunt weapon.
[06:56] ---
    It took one blow.
[06:58] ---
    Get these two... outta here!
[07:04] ---
    I guess that's as far as
    we amateurs will get.
[07:08] ---
    I'll keep you company.
[07:10] ---
    After all, you're Ginza's top busybody.
[07:18] ---
    I sure am. Thank you, Popu.
[07:21] ---
    Well then, let's get to work ourselves.
[07:24] ---
    Yes!
[07:26] ---
    The killer is still in this inn.
    We need to gather evidence.
[07:30] ---
    The basic rule of detective work...
    is thorough data gathering!
[07:33] ---
    I recall that my late husband...
    got up so many times...
[07:38] ---
    to go to take a pee.
[07:43] ---
    Popu, assemble everyone.
    I figured it out!
[07:50] ---
    No kidding! I totally get it!
SIGN    1\an7\fs20}Totally got it*
SIGN    Detective Higure
    Hiromi Yoshikawa
    Kiyoshi Teshigawara
    Tanaka
    
    
    
    
    Ichirou Suzuki
    Gouzou Kaneko
    Camille
[08:00] ---
    Okay, Mama, everyone's here.
[08:02] ---
    Thank you, Popu.
[08:04] ---
    Um... Why did you call us?
[08:07] ---
    Don't tell me...
    You know who the killer is?!
[08:10] ---
    I didn't do it!
[08:12] ---
    Now, now... Quiet down, everyone.
[08:20] ---
    I started working in Ginza
    back when this nation still had life.
[08:26] ---
    Everything back then was
    fresh and dazzling.
[08:31] ---
    I accepted Ginza...
[08:33] ---
    And Ginza accepted me in return.
SIGN    Club Pipimi
[08:37] ---
    Ready...
[08:39] ---
    Congratulations on your 25th anniversary,
    Mama Pipimi!
[08:43] ---
    - This is for you.
    - Oh my...
SIGN    25th Anniversary
[08:44] ---
    It's our gift from all of us.
[08:46] ---
    Mama, go and relax for a change.
[08:49] ---
    Everyone... Thank you!
[08:52] ---
    Mama, we're sending Popuko
    to accompany you.
[08:55] ---
    Huh? Me?
[08:57] ---
    You deserve it for topping sales
    last month as a newbie.
[09:01] ---
    Have fun!
[09:03] ---
    I did it!
[09:08] ---
    This trip was a present of love
    from all the girls...
[09:13] ---
    And it's been spoiled by a murder.
[09:16] ---
    What? Are you saying
    it's all my fault?!
[09:20] ---
    Th-That's...
[09:22] ---
    How was I to know...
[09:25] ---
    that we had such an important guest?!
[09:29] ---
    You're the murderer, right?
[09:31] ---
    I couldn't forgive him!
[09:32] ---
    Fifteen years ago, because of that man,
    my father...
[09:37] ---
    I'm going to join Father now...
[09:40] ---
    Ginza is a mirror
    that reflects the human soul.
[09:45] ---
    Your death won't appease any soul.
[09:48] ---
    But... I'm a terrible woman!
    I deserve to die!
[09:52] ---
    Fool!
[09:54] ---
    In Ginza, we call women like you,
    a damn fool!
[09:58] ---
    I'm sorry...
[09:59] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[10:01] ---
    When you've served your time,
    come to my place for a drink.
[10:06] ---
    It'll be on the house.
[10:09] ---
    We'll always be waiting for you in Ginza.
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Characters, organizations, and incidents are purely fictitious.
[11:33] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[11:34] ---
    Oh no! Daiichi wants to
    discover his real self,
[11:37] ---
    and plans to study abroad!
[11:40] ---
    We're going to be separated!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11 "The Sudden Break-up"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11
    "The Sudden Break-up"
[11:45] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:57] ---
    Is something the matter,
    Lord Hikomaro Takeshobo?
[12:01] ---
    Show yourself, Pop Team Epic.
[12:04] ---
    You may try to hide,
[12:06] ---
    but I would recognize the stench
    of your shitty manga anywhere.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[13:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Sluga sluga
[13:55] ---
    Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
[13:58] ---
    Sluga slugabed.
[14:04] ---
    I am the Sluggard God.
    I see potential in you.
SIGN    Sluggard God
[14:07] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[14:08] ---
    Wanna succeed me and rule over my kingdom?
[14:12] ---
    I can't be bothered!
[14:18] ---
    Sluga... sluga... slugabed.
SIGN    Prickly Realm
[14:20] ---
    Sluga slugabed.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[14:27] ---
    Pop Team Epic Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[14:34] ---
    It's the start of today's
    Pop Team Epic Cooking.
[14:38] ---
    We're doing a
    super-economical recipe today.
[14:42] ---
    Our ingredient is premium
    wagyu tenderloin beef.
[14:46] ---
    Oh... A cheaper, ordinary
    cut of beef will do, right?
[14:50] ---
    Nope, it has to be this.
    I bought it for 50 yen.
[14:54] ---
    What?!
    Where can you find it so cheap?
[14:58] ---
    Hey you...
    Can't you do your own shopping? Huh?
SIGN    END
[15:02] ---
    Fool!
[15:08] ---
    Overwhelming!
[15:09] ---
    Weakling!
[15:10] ---
    Endurance!
[15:11] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[15:13] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[15:14] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[15:16] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[15:18] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[15:19] ---
    - Pop T...
    - Pop T...
[15:21] ---
    Everybody, say ho!
[15:37] ---
    Pass, pass!
[15:38] ---
    Gotcha!
[15:39] ---
    Satellite Cannon!
[15:42] ---
    Nice pass... Okay, here I go!
[15:45] ---
    Aura Cannon!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[15:52] ---
    Bob Team Epic
[15:55] ---
    Have some water.
[15:56] ---
    Please press the button
    when you're ready to order.
[15:59] ---
    Why that—!
[16:13] ---
    Excuse me!
[16:14] ---
    Bob...!
[16:15] ---
    Team...!
[16:16] ---
    Epic!
[16:18] ---
    Have you decided?
[16:20] ---
    Why that—!
SIGN    Ginza Hostess Detective
[16:22] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[16:27] ---
    So... you had something to tell me?
[16:41] ---
    Oh, the food was delicious!
[16:45] ---
    Do you know what's the most important
    thing for Ginza hostesses?
[16:51] ---
    What is it?
[16:54] ---
    It's...
[16:56] ---
    to enjoy life to the fullest.
[16:59] ---
    Aw, Mama Pipimi...
[17:02] ---
    That's creepy.
[17:07] ---
    Did you say "creepy"?
SIGN    Ginza Hostess Detective Part 10
    Mystery at the Hot Spring
    The Crime and Punishment of the Young Inn Madam
[17:09] ---
    No.
SIGN    Baths
[17:16] ---
    That was a wonderful soak, wasn't it, Popu?
[17:19] ---
    Yes, it was.
[17:20] ---
    Is this everyone?
[17:22] ---
    Yes, Detective Higure.
[17:23] ---
    Oh! What could this be?
[17:25] ---
    Thank you for gathering so late at night.
[17:30] ---
    I'm Detective Higure from
    police headquarters.
[17:34] ---
    There's been a murder here at the inn.
[17:37] ---
    You are all considered
    persons of interest.
[17:38] ---
    - Detective Higure?
    - Can they use his name?
[17:41] ---
    - It's Higure.
     - Seriously?!
[17:41] ---
    I'd like your full cooperation.
[17:43] ---
    They named the detective Higure.
[17:44] ---
    Y-You mean, there's a killer among us?!
[17:47] ---
    Hurry up, and capture the suspect!
[17:47] ---
    - They know no fear.
    - I'll say.
[17:49] ---
    I can't believe such a frightening
    thing would occur at our inn!
[17:55] ---
    Calm down, everyone.
[17:57] ---
    First, I want to hear
    what each of you has to say.
[18:00] ---
    Huh, what are you anyway?
[18:02] ---
    Damn it, she's gonna be
    a busybody again!
[18:06] ---
    I know! You must be the killer!
[18:09] ---
    Y-You're wrong!
[18:11] ---
    Popu, don't be rude to the guest.
[18:19] ---
    - On your way home from work?
    - Uh, yes.
[18:21] ---
    Or from a murder?
[18:24] ---
    Hey, don't interfere
    with my investigation!
[18:27] ---
    On the rocks? With water?
[18:28] ---
    Or murder?
[18:30] ---
    You idiots!
SIGN    Inn Madam
[18:37] ---
    Okay, forensics... Did you find anything?
[18:41] ---
    So what was the murder weapon?
[18:44] ---
    Probably a blunt weapon.
[18:46] ---
    It took one blow.
[18:48] ---
    Get these two... outta here!
[18:54] ---
    I guess that's as far as
    we amateurs will get.
[18:58] ---
    I'll tag along.
[19:00] ---
    After all, you're Kinshicho's
    worst-nightmare busybody!
[19:08] ---
    I sure am. Thank you, Popu.
[19:11] ---
    Well then, let's get to work ourselves.
[19:14] ---
    Roger that!
[19:16] ---
    The killer is still in this inn.
    We need to gather evidence.
[19:20] ---
    Sleuth Rule Number 1:
    Just talk to whomever, right?
[19:23] ---
    I recall that my late husband...
    got up so many times...
[19:28] ---
    - to go to take a pee.
    - You 're dying next.
[19:33] ---
    Popu, assemble everyone.
    I figured it out!
[19:37] ---
    - I've solved it.
    - Hmm... I see.
[19:40] ---
    Oh, I totally get it!
SIGN    1\an7\fs20}Totally got it*
[19:43] ---
    I have an announcement, you cops!
SIGN    Detective Higure
    Hiromi Yoshikawa
    Kiyoshi Teshigawara
    Tanaka
    
    
    
    
    Ichirou Suzuki
    Gouzou Kaneko
    Camille
[19:45] ---
    Hey, you look like Det. Kogoro.
[19:50] ---
    Okay, Mama, everyone's here.
[19:52] ---
    Thank you, Popu.
[19:54] ---
    Um... Why did you call us?
[19:57] ---
    Don't tell me...
    You know who the killer is?!
[20:00] ---
    I-I didn't do it!
[20:02] ---
    Now, now... Quiet down, everyone.
[20:10] ---
    I started working in Ginza
    when this nation still had life.
[20:16] ---
    Everything back then was
    fresh and dazzling.
[20:21] ---
    I accepted Ginza...
[20:23] ---
    And Ginza accepted me in return.
SIGN    Club Pipimi
[20:27] ---
    Ready...
[20:29] ---
    Congratulations on your 25th anniversary,
    Mama Pipimi!
SIGN    25th Anniversary
[20:33] ---
    - This is for you.
    - Oh my...
[20:34] ---
    It's our gift from all of us.
[20:37] ---
    Mama, go and relax for a change.
[20:39] ---
    Everyone... Thank you!
[20:42] ---
    Mama, we're sending Popuko
    to accompany you.
[20:45] ---
    Huh? Me?
[20:47] ---
    You deserve it for topping sales
    last month as a newbie.
[20:51] ---
    Have fun!
[21:00] ---
    This trip was a present of love
    from all the girls...
[21:03] ---
    And it's been spoiled by the killer!
[21:06] ---
    What? Are you saying
    it's all my fault?!
[21:10] ---
    Th-That's...
[21:12] ---
    How was I to know...
[21:15] ---
    that we had such an important guest?!
[21:19] ---
    You're the murderer, right?
[21:21] ---
    I couldn't forgive him!
[21:22] ---
    Fifteen years ago, because of that man,
    my father...
[21:27] ---
    I'm going to join Father now...
[21:30] ---
    Ginza is a mirror
    of the human soul.
[21:35] ---
    Your death won't appease any soul.
[21:38] ---
    But... I'm a terrible woman!
    I deserve to die!
[21:42] ---
    Fool!
[21:44] ---
    In Ginza, we call women like you,
    a damn fool!
[21:48] ---
    I'm sorry...
[21:49] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[21:51] ---
    When you've served your time,
    come to my place for a drink.
[21:56] ---
    There's probably only one truth.
[21:59] ---
    You'll always find us in Kinshicho,
    waiting for you.
[22:04] ---
    Kinshichou Station...
    The doors are closing.
[22:08] ---
    Damn it, I overslept!
[22:09] ---
    Too bad, that was the last train.
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Characters, organizations, and incidents are purely fictitious.
SIGN    Preview
[23:23] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:24] ---
    Oh no! Daiichi wants to
    discover his real self,
[23:27] ---
    and plans to study abroad!
[23:30] ---
    We're going to be separated!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11 "The Sudden Break-up"
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 11
    "The Sudden Break-up"
[23:35] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:38] ---
    
[23:40] ---**
    

E11 - Cursed Mansion

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[00:03] ---
    Eisai...
[00:05] ---
    ...haramasukoi!
[00:08] ---
    What are you doing?
[00:10] ---
    The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
    You think it'll catch on?
[00:14] ---
    Not a chance.
[00:20] ---
    I'm sure it will!
[00:54] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[00:56] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[00:58] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[01:00] ---
    E-E-E-E-Eisai... haramasukoi.
[01:02] ---
    Eisai...haramasukoi.
[01:04] ---
    E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:06] ---
    E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:08] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[01:09] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
    E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:13] ---
    E-E-E-E-E...E-E.
[01:16] ---
    #11
    Cursed Mansion
[01:16] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[01:19] ---
    All together now... Cheers!
[01:22] ---
    I love the atmosphere of this place.
    I'm gonna Instagram it.
[01:25] ---
    Cool place you found, Hayato.
    You outdid yourself.
[01:28] ---
    I found it on the Net...
    on a site that's really hard to find.
[01:32] ---
    Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
[01:35] ---
    - Oh, that's the pits.
    - I'll say.
[01:38] ---
    Oh hey, look.
    It's from the home party.
[01:42] ---
    Shota, you're such a party animal.
[01:45] ---
    Okay, IG Story.
[01:47] ---
    Yay!
[01:49] ---
    - Never mind.
    - Yeah.
[01:53] ---
    Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
[01:55] ---
    I know!
[01:57] ---
    Like... OMG!
[01:59] ---
    Leave it to ace here
    of our drinking group.
[02:02] ---
    Oww... Cut it out.
[02:05] ---
    Yup, he's so handy.
[02:07] ---
    For sure.
SIGN    Cursed Mansion
[02:18] ---
    Seriously though, let's go together.
[02:21] ---
    Well, I'm ready and willing.
[02:23] ---
    It's gotta be you, Reina.
[02:25] ---
    Aya's been gone a long time.
[02:27] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[02:38] ---
    W-What?
[02:43] ---
    Eww, creepy.
[02:54] ---
    A-Aya!
[02:57] ---
    What's wrong?!
[02:59] ---
    Aya!
[03:01] ---
    O-Over there!
[03:04] ---
    There's nothing there, Aya.
[03:07] ---
    Girls...
[03:09] ---
    There were two girls standing there!
[03:12] ---
    Aya, calm down!
[03:14] ---
    Aya, let's just go back to the room.
[03:16] ---
    Hey, wait... Shogo!
[03:27] ---
    - You okay?
    - Uh-huh.
[03:31] ---
    Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
[03:34] ---
    Huh?
[03:35] ---
    Trying to look helpless and cute.
[03:38] ---
    It's gotten really boring.
[03:41] ---
    I'm not pretending!
[03:42] ---
    There really were two girls!
    I'm not lying!
[03:46] ---
    Hey, Reina, stop it.
[03:48] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[03:49] ---
    We all know you have
    the hots for Aya.
[03:53] ---
    It's so disgusting.
[03:56] ---
    W-What are you saying?!
[03:59] ---
    So hey, I think it's great.
    Pair up, you two!
[04:04] ---
    And I'll stick with Shogo.
[04:07] ---
    Hey, Reina.
[04:10] ---
    I feel sorry for you, Reina.
[04:13] ---
    You don't even know that
    Shogo and I have a thing going?
[04:21] ---
    I'm in for it now!
[04:23] ---
    Then what was that kiss
    back there in the kitchen?!
[04:28] ---
    What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
[04:32] ---
    I had too much to drink and...
[04:39] ---
    You bastard...
    Always getting it on with the girls.
[04:42] ---
    And always rubbing it in!
[04:45] ---
    I'll slaughter all of you!
[04:50] ---
    You wait!
[04:53] ---
    Help... help!
[04:56] ---
    I can't take this!
    I'm leaving!
[05:00] ---
    Start! C'mon, start!
[05:04] ---
    It started!
[05:14] ---
    Just be a good girl...
[05:17] ---
    - Damn you!
    - What?!
[05:22] ---
    Aya...!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[06:15] ---
    Bob Team Epic
SIGN    (New series)
[06:17] ---
    Mayor, I've come up with an idea
    for new playground equipment!
[06:21] ---
    Well done!
[06:22] ---
    How about a jetpack swing?
SIGN    Jetpack Swing
[06:25] ---
    No, that won't do.
    It's too dangerous—
[06:29] ---
    You'll still pay me for all my work!
[06:31] ---
    With your life!
[06:42] ---
    Live long.
[06:51] ---
    Pop Team Epic Stories of Old
[06:57] ---
    Would you like to know
    what I'm reading?
[06:59] ---
    I would.
[07:04] ---
    She turned into a tree!
[07:06] ---
    Pipimi...!
[07:08] ---
    Don't leave me!
[07:17] ---
    And that's the way the story goes.
[07:27] ---
    Pipimi!
[07:29] ---
    How'd you get so big?
[07:40] ---
    Science.
[07:45] ---
    Oh, science.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[07:58] ---
    Pop Team Epic Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[08:04] ---
    - Pop Team Epic...
    - Cooking!
[08:06] ---
    We're making rice omelet today!
[08:08] ---
    I'll draw a heart with ketchup.
[08:16] ---
    Oh, this is so embarrassing!
[08:23] ---
    Noooo!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:30] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[08:32] ---
    Correspondence Corner
[08:32] ---
    We have a letter today.
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[08:34] ---
    Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
    enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[08:41] ---
    That really hits hard.
[08:43] ---
    Gotcha!
[08:44] ---
    I'll draw tons of keyframes
    and make 'em move!
[08:47] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:50] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:54] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:56] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi dance,
    the real McCoy!
SIGN    End
[10:07] ---
    See you!
[10:17] ---
    Okay, so why aren't we in the anime?
[10:19] ---
    There's only one episode left.
[10:21] ---
    No way! It's gonna end like this?!
[10:23] ---
    Hey, author, if you like Ai*u,
    keep making more!
[11:09] ---
    Too short!
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
[11:15] ---
    As I searched to find myself
    I remembered...
[11:18] ---
    Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
    and became a star.
[11:23] ---
    But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
    for all my memories of Sosogu,
[11:28] ---
    she brought her back to life.
[11:31] ---
    Now, she's about to lose her life
    for me again.
[11:35] ---
    This time, I want to keep
    the promise I made with you.
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
[11:40] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
[11:43] ---
    Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise
[11:46] ---
    We'll fall in love once again.
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:53] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[11:58] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:01] ---
    The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
    You think it'll catch on?
[12:04] ---
    Not a chance.
[12:10] ---
    I'm sure it will.
[12:44] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:46] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:49] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:56] ---
    Hey, c’mon!
[12:57] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[13:06] ---
    #11
    Cursed Mansion
[13:06] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[13:09] ---
    All together now... Cheers!
[13:12] ---
    I love the atmosphere of this place.
    I'm gonna Instagram it.
[13:13] ---
    Oh, there's four of them.
[13:15] ---
    Cool place you found, Hayato.
    You outdid yourself.
[13:15] ---
    I get it. Yeah, I get it.
[13:18] ---
    I found it on the Net...
    on a site that's really hard to find.
[13:19] ---
    I like that hefty one on the right.
    He's gonna get killed.
[13:22] ---
    Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
[13:25] ---
    Oh, that's the pits.
[13:25] ---
    See, her nail's coming off.
    It's the ghost's doing.
[13:26] ---
    I'll say.
[13:28] ---
    Oh hey, look.
    It's from the home party.
[13:28] ---
    The nail comes off, and
    you don't see a crescent.
[13:32] ---
    Shota, you're such a party animal.
[13:33] ---
    That's a ghostly thing too.
[13:35] ---
    Okay, IG Story.
[13:36] ---
    Hmm... she can't read the situation.
[13:37] ---
    Yay!
[13:42] ---
    Huh?
[13:43] ---
    Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
[13:43] ---
    Y'know the guy talking now?
    And the dark-haired girl?
[13:46] ---
    I know!
[13:47] ---
    I'll say... so dramatic.
[13:49] ---
    Like she'd be in a shampoo commercial.
[13:49] ---
    Leave it to ace here
    of our drinking group.
[13:51] ---
    There's a fireball wafting behind them.
[13:52] ---
    Oww... Cut it out.
[13:55] ---
    Yup, he's so handy.
[13:55] ---
    Yup, there's something there.
[13:57] ---
    And see the guns above?
[14:00] ---
    Hey, hey... Huh!?
SIGN    Cursed Mansion
[14:04] ---
    Ah, the title of this is "Cursed Mansion."
[14:07] ---
    It's snowing steadily.
[14:08] ---
    Seriously though, let's go together.
[14:10] ---
    Mmhmm, these two are chummy.
[14:11] ---
    Well, I'm ready and willing.
[14:13] ---
    It's gotta be you, Reina.
[14:14] ---
    Hey, stop the camera!
[14:15] ---
    Aya's been gone a long time.
[14:15] ---
    The one holding a Budser, I mean, beer?
    His finger moved just now.
[14:17] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[14:21] ---
    Didja know home run sluggers
    stick their finger up like that?
[14:25] ---
    He's a ballplayer.
[14:26] ---
    Yeah... Oh, what?
[14:28] ---
    W-What?
[14:29] ---
    What? What?
[14:32] ---
    This girl...
[14:33] ---
    Eww, creepy.
[14:33] ---
    Not only can't she read the situation,
    she didn't close the bathroom door earlier.
[14:37] ---
    Such poor upbringing.
    I don't like her...
[14:40] ---
    Hey, I can see it!
    There's something. There is!
[14:43] ---
    A-Aya!
[14:45] ---
    Hey... I saw it!
[14:47] ---
    What's wrong?!
[14:48] ---
    Yup... It's definitely a female ghost.
[14:49] ---
    Aya!
[14:51] ---
    Maybe a male though.
[14:51] ---
    O-Over there!
[14:54] ---
    There's nothing.
[14:55] ---
    Nothing? It disappeared?
[14:57] ---
    Girls...
[14:58] ---
    Oh, there were girls. I saw.
[14:59] ---
    There were two girls standing there!
[15:02] ---
    Aya, calm down!
[15:04] ---
    Aya, let's just go back to the room.
[15:06] ---
    Hey, wait... Shogo!
[15:08] ---
    Huh?
[15:13] ---
    Did I hear some poltergeist noise?
[15:15] ---
    Yeah, that was definitely a poltergeist.
[15:17] ---
    You okay?
[15:19] ---
    I wonder what generation these kids are?
[15:21] ---
    Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
[15:23] ---
    Although I don't really stress
    about millennials and stuff.
[15:25] ---
    Trying to look helpless and cute.
[15:27] ---
    But... it must have been late last year...
[15:28] ---
    It's gotten really boring.
[15:31] ---
    I'm not pretending!
[15:32] ---
    I'm on my way to a shoot
    and I'm in the car.
[15:32] ---
    There really were two girls!
    I'm not lying!
[15:36] ---
    Hey, Reina, stop it.
[15:36] ---
    And next to me is
    a young 20-something staffer.
[15:38] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[15:39] ---
    We all know you have
    the hots for Aya.
[15:41] ---
    And we were chatting away... Then...
[15:43] ---
    It's so disgusting.
[15:45] ---
    I hear a "Uh... uh... uh!"
[15:47] ---
    W-What are you saying?!
[15:50] ---
    So hey, I think it's great.
    Pair up, you two!
[15:50] ---
    They started gagging like
    they were gonna puke.
[15:53] ---
    I thought, "oh no..."
[15:54] ---
    And I'll stick with Shogo.
[15:56] ---
    and I quickly emptied a plastic
    grocery bag and gave it to him.
[15:57] ---
    Hey, Reina.
[15:59] ---
    And...
[16:00] ---
    I feel sorry for you, Reina.
[16:03] ---
    You don't even know that
    Shogo and I have a thing going?
[16:04] ---
    They vomited and immediately felt better.
[16:08] ---
    Then they hand me the plastic bag!
[16:11] ---
    That was a scary moment.
    I wonder if that was a generational thing.
[16:12] ---
    I'm in for it now!
[16:13] ---
    Then what was that kiss
    back there in the kitchen?!
[16:16] ---
    Huh? Hey, he has an axe!
[16:17] ---
    What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
[16:19] ---
    I was just about to say so, and look!
[16:22] ---
    I had too much to drink and...
[16:28] ---
    I knew that was suspicious.
[16:29] ---
    You bastard...
    Always getting it on with the girls.
[16:29] ---
    It's winter, right? It's snowing?
[16:31] ---
    Yet, the table is covered with
    candy and snacks, but...
[16:33] ---
    And always rubbing it in!
[16:35] ---
    I'll slaughter all of you!
[16:35] ---
    An out-of-season watermelon?
    I knew that was suspicious.
[16:39] ---
    Oh, no... This is bad!
[16:41] ---
    Look, a car.
[16:42] ---
    Cars and horror movies go hand-in-hand.
[16:46] ---
    I bet... Oh, see!
    Here she comes!
[16:46] ---
    I can't take it! I'm leaving!
[16:49] ---
    The car won't start. See!
[16:50] ---
    Start! C'mon, start!
[16:52] ---
    In American horror movies,
    they always try to jump start it...
[16:54] ---
    It started!
[17:01] ---
    Hey, it's Popuko and Pipimi.
[17:04] ---
    Just be a good girl...
[17:04] ---
    This girl was wearing a black scanty.
[17:07] ---
    Huh? Wow, so sudden!
[17:08] ---
    - Damn you!
    - What?!
[17:10] ---
    It's all so fast... Huh?!
[17:25] ---
    Ah... I see.
[17:27] ---
    Ah, I figured it all out.
[17:30] ---
    You see...
[17:33] ---
    It's like that famous horror film...
    I shouldn't say the title.
[17:39] ---
    It's from the "ShXXXng."
[17:41] ---
    It's a parody of that movie.
[17:46] ---
    There, you see?
    I saw that photo.
[17:50] ---
    I didn't let on I knew because
    I didn't want to scare you all.
[17:55] ---
    There, see... the dying message.
[17:59] ---
    "The End."
[18:05] ---
    Bob Team Epic
[18:07] ---
    Mayor, I've come up with an idea
    for new playground equipment!
[18:11] ---
    Well done!
[18:12] ---
    How about a jetpack swing?
SIGN    Jetpack Swing
[18:15] ---
    No, that won't do.
    It's too dangerous—
[18:19] ---
    You'll still pay me for all my work!
[18:21] ---
    With your life!
[18:32] ---
    Live long.
[18:40] ---
    Pop Team Epic Stories of Old
[18:47] ---
    Would you like to know
    what I'm reading?
[18:49] ---
    I would.
[18:55] ---
    She turned into a tree!
[18:56] ---
    Pipimi...!
[18:58] ---
    If you go, I'll join you!
[19:05] ---
    I would, too.
[19:08] ---
    And that's the way the story goes.
[19:17] ---
    Pipimi!
[19:19] ---
    How'd you get so big?
[19:30] ---
    Science.
[19:35] ---
    Oh, science.
[19:38] ---
    Oh, sigh...
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:48] ---
    Pop Team Epic Cooking.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:54] ---
    - Pop Team Epic...
    - Cooking!
[19:56] ---
    We're making rice omelet today!
[19:58] ---
    I'll draw a heart with ketchup.
[20:07] ---
    Oh, this is so embarrassing!
[20:10] ---
    You saw us.
[20:13] ---
    Noooo!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[20:20] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[20:22] ---
    We have a letter today.
[20:24] ---
    Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
    enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
[20:31] ---
    That really hits hard.
[20:33] ---
    Gotcha!
[20:34] ---
    I'll draw tons of keyframes
    and make 'em move!
[20:37] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[20:40] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[20:44] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[20:46] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi dance,
    the real McCoy!
[20:49] ---
    Explosion, Implosion, Beware.
[21:00] ---
    Something that happens a lot in france
[21:02] ---
    is that people tend to be
    pretentious about wine,
[21:05] ---
    even though they don't know
    what they're talking about.
[21:08] ---
    Here, Popuko is talking about her drink.
[21:18] ---
    Oh, Paris!
[21:20] ---
    The perfect day to enjoy a glass.
[21:25] ---
    Look! Texture as smooth as silk.
[21:29] ---
    Color so clear, light shines through it.
[21:35] ---
    I'm tipsy from its fragrance!
[21:37] ---
    Just finish that grape juice!
SIGN    End
[21:57] ---
    See you!
[22:01] ---
    This must be heaven.
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
[23:05] ---
    As I searched to find myself
    I remembered...
[23:08] ---
    Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
    and became a star.
[23:13] ---
    But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
    for all my memories of Sosogu,
[23:18] ---
    she brought her back to life.
[23:21] ---
    Now, she's about to lose her life
    for me again.
[23:25] ---
    This time, I want to keep
    the promise I made with you.
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
[23:30] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
[23:33] ---
    Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise
[23:36] ---
    We'll fall in love once again.

E12 - The Age of Pop Team Epic

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SIGN    Takeshobo
SIGN    Recover
    "Pop Team Epicrimson"…
[00:31] ---
    It happened ten years ago...
SIGN    He has
    "Pop Team Epicrimson"
SIGN    His name...
SIGN    Full Name: Popuchin Popusuke
     Code Name: Combat Popuchin
    Age: 29 Size: 181 cm 70 kg
[00:56] ---
    Pop Team Epicrimson
[01:00] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[01:06] ---
    I can't see a thing.
[01:08] ---
    Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
[01:09] ---
    It's like the darkness
    before light was born.
[01:14] ---
    Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
[01:16] ---
    And this stench
    that reeks of despair...
SIGN    Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
SIGN    Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
[01:19] ---
    Is it a deadly poison born
    out of a foolish era?
[01:24] ---
    We have become
    so disgustingly depraved...
SIGN    Series Composition: Jun Aoki
SIGN    Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
SIGN    Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
SIGN    Music Production: King Records
[01:28] ---
    To get involved with
    that Nihility Farce!
SIGN    Series Directors:
SIGN    Jun Aoki
SIGN    Aoi Umeki
SIGN    Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
[01:32] ---
    This is a deep darkness...
[01:35] ---
    No... It is not darkness.
    Only total ignorance!
[01:41] ---
    They're short and stubby,
    the antithesis of cute!
[01:45] ---
    It makes me want to puke every time!
[01:48] ---
    The mythology which we created
    so painstakingly...
[01:53] ---
    This Nihility Farce brought
    such dishonor!
[01:56] ---
    However...
[01:58] ---
    Back then...
[02:00] ---
    How did they do the Infinite Break
    from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
[02:05] ---
    The mightiest supermen
    have failed until now...
[02:10] ---
    It was going smoothly up to
    the shrinker sedation.
[02:17] ---
    By rights, their arche would be King's...
[02:24] ---
    But suddenly, Macbeth Records
    had an abnormal expansion...
[02:29] ---
    And the decoherence xanadu
    did a parallel excitation.
[02:33] ---
    Ridiculous! How can that be?!
[02:35] ---
    Still, it happened in reality.
[02:38] ---
    Not just once, but continuously.
[02:41] ---
    And the unthinkable result...
SIGN    January 2018
    The Anime Begins!
[02:48] ---
    We have been helpless
    since that humiliating day!
[02:53] ---
    The Nihility Farce has
    spread worldwide...
[02:55] ---
    If it had been broadcast
    with that scenario intact...
[03:00] ---
    We would have hegemony!
[03:01] ---
    Hegemony...
[03:02] ---
    Hegemony...
[03:04] ---
    Music to my ears...
[03:08] ---
    Just the sound of that word!
[03:12] ---
    Next season,
    hegemony shall be ours.
[03:15] ---
    For that, those two must be...
[03:18] ---
    Rest assured.
[03:20] ---
    The special elite force,
    Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
[03:26] ---
    Oh! The Hamlet Death Gods!
[03:30] ---
    Even those two...
[03:32] ---
    Shall see their end this time!
[03:37] ---
    Oh it's so hot!
[03:40] ---
    So yummy!
[03:57] ---
    To die without disclosing who
    sent them shows much spirit.
[04:06] ---
    Well, it's probably Take anyway.
[04:12] ---
    Okay, shall we go?
[04:16] ---
    You'll be sorry, Takeshobo...
SIGN    Tap to select a card
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Select cards to synthesize
SIGN    Face reality and bring forth your true potential
SIGN    Evolution Synthesis
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Do you really want to synthesize?
[04:36] ---
    I can become...much stronger!
SIGN    Synthesis complete
[04:47] ---
    Rarity Up.
SIGN    Kiwi
[04:57] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[04:59] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:01] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:03] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:05] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:07] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:09] ---
    My eyeglasses...
[05:10] ---
    It's mine.
[05:11] ---
    - It's mine.
    - No, mine.
[05:15] ---
    - It's mine.
    - It's mine.
[05:18] ---
    - It's mine!
    - Mine!
[05:21] ---
    A black hole!
[05:36] ---
    So this is a school!
[05:38] ---
    Ponta!
[05:39] ---
    I keep telling you,
    you can't come to school like this!
[05:43] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[05:45] ---
    I-I'm... sorry.
[05:48] ---
    Please... don't hit me.
    Please don't hit me.
[05:55] ---
    What?!
    You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
[05:58] ---
    No! This thing always plays the victim!
SIGN    1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
    Composed by Bkub Okawa*
SIGN    It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
SIGN    That tree will grow tall and strong
SIGN    That's what growing up means
    (no complaining)
SIGN    No one is complaining
    (except you)
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    With a friendly punch, good day
SIGN    Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit
SIGN    Poppi, poppin destruction
SIGN    I'm gonna do my best!
SIGN    Poppin!
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    You are my sunshine
SIGN    Takeshobo
[07:47] ---
    What the hell?!
[07:48] ---
    Whaddya want?!
[07:50] ---
    Quit foolin' around!
[07:52] ---
    Don't blow things up!
[08:03] ---
    That hitman...
    Didn't you order him?
[08:08] ---
    What're you talking about?
[08:09] ---
    The anime's coming to an end...
[08:11] ---
    In the name of the Moon,
    we'll punish you!
[08:13] ---
    Anime? What're you're talking about?
[08:16] ---
    Of course, you know.
[08:17] ---
    It's true! We haven't
    invested in anything!
[08:21] ---
    Really? You didn't?
[08:23] ---
    Nope... Not a penny!
[08:26] ---
    Then who did?
[08:28] ---
    "K." It's all their doing.
[08:31] ---
    Korokke?
[08:31] ---
    You mean, King?
[08:34] ---
    Now I see...
    who the evil mastermind it!
SIGN    The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
    Pop Team Epic
[08:47] ---
    Intruders!
[08:53] ---
    Target center, then switch.
[08:54] ---
    Outta the way!
[08:58] ---
    Put our hands together in happiness.
[09:04] ---
    Hey, you're all here.
[09:07] ---
    King or whatever...
    Today's your last day.
[09:13] ---
    We didn't expect you to
    make it all the way here.
[09:16] ---
    Perfect timing.
[09:18] ---
    This will be your graves...
    and we'll obtain hegemony!
[09:24] ---
    Arise, our star child!
[09:35] ---
    This is the ultimate form
    of King Records!
[09:40] ---
    Akashic Records!
[09:44] ---
    Popu-chan!
[09:46] ---
    Now, Pipipippi!
[09:48] ---
    Okay, leave it to me!
[09:50] ---
    Synthesize!
[10:05] ---
    It's me!
[10:08] ---
    Hegemony Dynamic!
[10:12] ---
    Are you angry?
[10:13] ---
    We are not angry!
[10:25] ---
    Pi...Pipimi?
[10:30] ---
    Pipimi!
[10:36] ---
    Hey!
[10:40] ---
    What's the matter?
[10:43] ---
    Pipimi is...
[10:46] ---
    Okay, leave it to me!
    I can travel through time!
[10:51] ---
    Now, take my hand!
[10:56] ---
    Who are you?
[10:57] ---
    Huh? I'm Shota Aoi.
[11:00] ---
    Is that so?
[11:02] ---
    Do your best.
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:51] ---
    They're coming from above.
    Be careful.
[11:57] ---
    Over here... Popuchin!
[12:01] ---
    What's with these stairs?!
[12:04] ---
    Anyway, let's go in.
[12:19] ---
    Well, if I have to choose,
    I choose this red door.
[12:44] ---
    And this is how Popuchin and Popusuke
    got the Crimson.
[12:50] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[12:55] ---
    Darn... I can't see nothin'.
[12:58] ---
    I say, it's like them times of darkness
    before light was born.
[12:58] ---
    Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
[13:04] ---
    Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
[13:05] ---
    And this stench
    that reeks of despair...
[13:09] ---
    Is it a deadly poison born
    out of a foolish era?
SIGN    Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
SIGN    Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
[13:14] ---
    We have become
    so disgustingly depraved...
SIGN    Series Composition: Jun Aoki
SIGN    Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
SIGN    Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
SIGN    Music Production: King Records
[13:18] ---
    To get involved with
    that Nihility Farce!
SIGN    Series Directors:
SIGN    Jun Aoki
SIGN    Aoi Umeki
SIGN    Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
[13:22] ---
    Like, this is totally deep darkness...
[13:26] ---
    No... It is not darkness.
    Only total ignorance!
[13:31] ---
    Pik*chu...!
[13:33] ---
    Number 51 is, yes...
[13:35] ---
    It makes me want to puke every time!
[13:38] ---
    The mythology which we created
    so painstakingly...
[13:43] ---
    This Nihility Farce brought
    such dishonor!
[13:46] ---
    However... back then...
[13:49] ---
    How did they do the Infinite Break
    from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
[13:55] ---
    The mightiest supermen
    have failed until now...
[14:00] ---
    It was going smoothly up to
    the shrinker sedation.
[14:07] ---
    By rights, their arche would be King's...
[14:14] ---
    But suddenly, Macbeth Records
    had an abnormal expansion...
[14:19] ---
    And the decoherence xanadu
    did a parallel excitation.
[14:23] ---
    Ridiculous! How can that be?!
[14:25] ---
    Yeah but... it really happened.
[14:29] ---
    Not just once, but continuously.
[14:31] ---
    And the result... was unthinkable...
SIGN    January 2018
    The Anime Begins!
[14:38] ---
    4000 physical copies sold in week one?
[14:41] ---
    Don't bring up statistics
    that we can't dispute.
[14:45] ---
    If we had only aired it
    with the original storyboard.
[14:49] ---
    Hegemony would be ours!
[14:51] ---
    Hegemony!
[14:53] ---
    Hegemony... Man, that sounds so sweet.
[14:57] ---
    Mmhmm... music to my ears.
[15:03] ---
    Hegemony shall be ours next season.
[15:06] ---
    Then for real, those two hafta...
[15:08] ---
    Don't worry!
[15:10] ---
    The special elite force,
    Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
[15:15] ---
    Oh! Hamlet's Death Pokem*ns!
[15:20] ---
    Even those two...
[15:21] ---
    ...are gonna be dead, for sure.
[15:29] ---
    - So sweet, this sweet potato.
    - Yeah, sweet.
[15:31] ---
    Delicious sweet potato...
[15:47] ---
    To die without disclosing
[15:49] ---
    who sent you shows much spirit.
[15:53] ---
    Thanks.
[15:56] ---
    It's probably Take, right?
[16:02] ---
    Okay, let's go.
[16:06] ---
    You'll be sorry, Takeshobo!
SIGN    Tap to select a card
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Select cards to synthesize
SIGN    Face reality and bring forth your true potential
SIGN    Evolution Synthesis
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Do you really want to synthesize?
[16:25] ---
    I can become... much stronger!
SIGN    Synthesis complete
[16:37] ---
    Rarity Up.
SIGN    Pipimi
[16:47] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[16:50] ---
    Hey! I bet you did it!
[16:54] ---
    Want some katsudon?
[16:57] ---
    You've got a tight lip.
[16:59] ---
    Leave it to me.
[17:01] ---
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[17:04] ---
    You! You! You!
[17:06] ---
    Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
[17:08] ---
    You! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
[17:10] ---
    You! Katsudon!
[17:13] ---
    - I'm katsudon!
     - There you go!
[17:25] ---
    So this is a school!
[17:28] ---
    Ponta!
[17:29] ---
    I keep telling you,
    you can't come to school like this!
[17:33] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[17:35] ---
    I-I'm... sorry.
[17:39] ---
    Please... don't hit me.
    Please don't hit me.
[17:45] ---
    What?!
    You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
[17:48] ---
    No! This thing always plays the victim!
SIGN    1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
    Composed by Bkub Okawa*
SIGN    It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
SIGN    That tree will grow tall and strong
SIGN    That's what growing up means
    (no complaining)
SIGN    No one is complaining
    (except you)
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    With a friendly punch, good day
SIGN    Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit
SIGN    Poppi, poppin destruction
SIGN    I'm gonna do my best!
SIGN    Poppin!
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    You are my sunshine
[19:35] ---
    Let's really do this!
SIGN    Takeshobo
[19:37] ---
    Whaddya want?!
[19:40] ---
    Quit foolin' around!
[19:42] ---
    Don't blow things up!
[19:53] ---
    That hitman...
    Didn't you order him?
[19:57] ---
    What're you talking about?
[19:59] ---
    You wanted to settle things
    since the anime's ending?
[20:04] ---
    Anime? What're you talking about?
[20:06] ---
    Hey, don't lie to a grown-up.
[20:08] ---
    It's true! We haven't
    invested in anything!
[20:11] ---
    Really? You didn't?
[20:13] ---
    Nope... Not a penny!
[20:16] ---
    Tightwad! Then who did?
[20:18] ---
    "K." It's all their doing.
[20:22] ---
    You mean, King?
[20:24] ---
    Now I see...
    who the evil mastermind it!
SIGN    The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
    Pop Team Epic
[20:37] ---
    Intruders!
[20:40] ---
    - Joy.
    - And refinement.
[20:47] ---
    Made in Heaven!
[20:54] ---
    Hey, you're all here.
[20:57] ---
    King or whatever...
    Today's your last day.
[21:03] ---
    We didn't expect you to
    make it all the way here.
[21:06] ---
    Perfect timing.
[21:08] ---
    This will be your graves...
    and we'll obtain hegemony!
[21:14] ---
    Ugh... creepy.
[21:15] ---
    All heil, Star Child!
[21:24] ---
    This is the ultimate form of King Records!
[21:29] ---
    Akashic Records!
[21:35] ---
    Akashic Records?
    That's so laughable.
[21:38] ---
    This is getting good!
[21:39] ---
    Here we go... Synthesize!
[21:53] ---
    The adorable whirlwind...
    will sweep you away!
[21:58] ---
    Hegemony Dynamic!
[22:01] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:03] ---
    We're not upset...!
[22:15] ---
    Yay!
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Special Announcement
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop
    Season Two Confirmed!
[23:19] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[23:20] ---
    We had planned on solo careers...
[23:23] ---
    But out of the blue, Daiichi proposed
    and said let's live abroad!
[23:27] ---
    Which dream should I choose?
[23:30] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2
    Episode 1
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2 Episode 1 ""Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
[23:33] ---
    "Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next season.