POP TEAM EPIC REPEAT -remix version-

E1 - You're the Only One I'm Telling
E2 - Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
E3 - The Documentary
E4 - SWGP 2018
E5 - Donca * Sis
E6 - The 30th Cyber War
E7 - Hellshake Yano
E8 - The Dragon of Iidabashi Pipi's Revenge
E9 - Dancing with a Miracle
E10 - Ginza Hostess Detective
E11 - Cursed Mansion
E12 - The Age of Pop Team Epic

E1 - You're the Only One I'm Telling

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[00:02] ---
    Daichi, we're going now.
[00:08] ---
    I'm Daichi Taira, just
    an average high school student.
[00:12] ---
    My parents are leaving today
    for their trip abroad
[00:15] ---
    and I'm gonna have
    the time of my life!
[00:18] ---
    By the way, Daichi,
    try not to bother Sosogu too much.
[00:23] ---
    Okay, we're off.
[00:27] ---
    Sosogu?
[00:30] ---
    Who's that?
[01:38] ---
    Episode 1:
    "You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
[01:41] ---
    Not!
[01:50] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - No, I'm not.
[01:55] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - I'm not.
[01:58] ---
    I'm not--
[02:03] ---
    Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
[02:05] ---
    Beef? Chicken?
[02:07] ---
    Beef or chicken?
[02:12] ---
    Beef.
[02:14] ---
    Your life's been spared.
[02:19] ---
    I am God!
[02:22] ---
    I will tell you all you want to know.
SIGN    Wiki CHECK*
[02:25] ---
    Tell me how much you love me.
[02:30] ---
    A...whole...lot.
[02:35] ---
    I'm late, I'm late! Whoa!
[02:41] ---
    Again! Late, I'm late!
SIGN    #1 Encounter
    By Space Cat Company
[02:50] ---
    There is some distortion in this broadcast,
    however it is part of the presentation.
[02:55] ---
    Oh no!
[02:57] ---
    I'm late! I'll be late!
[02:59] ---
    I'm Popuko, an average 14-year-old
    7th grader that you'd find anywhere!
[03:07] ---
    W-Watch out!
[03:12] ---
    Are you okay?
[03:26] ---
    What's your name?
[03:30] ---
    I'm me!
[03:50] ---
    Oh no!
[03:52] ---
    Late! I'm late!
[03:56] ---
    My feelings are hurt!
[03:59] ---
    Huh? My pendant...
[04:06] ---
    That's mine. Give it back.
[04:08] ---
    1\pos(424,83)}Can I have it back?
    - Yes
    - No*
[04:09] ---
    Oh, I get to choose.
[04:10] ---
    There's only one choice, I guess.
[04:15] ---
    Nah, I choose No.
[04:38] ---
    Don't shoot.
[04:43] ---
    I am Pipimi.
    Earth is under attack.
[04:56] ---
    Don't shoot.
[05:03] ---
    I can't take this anymore!
[05:07] ---
    Hold it! Are you planning to
    kill that chilled out classmate?
[05:12] ---
    Explosives based on
    firearm technology
[05:14] ---
    developed by political extremists!
[05:16] ---
    Here we go!
[05:17] ---
    1\pos(147,38)}Evil*
[05:22] ---
    Like me?
[05:26] ---
    I'm smitten.
[05:30] ---
    I love the way you say that.
[05:47] ---
    Just what I need!
[05:50] ---
    You there, traveler.
[05:57] ---
    You don't plan to
    snatch that umbrella, do you?
[06:07] ---
    Choose one of these three,
    and set out on your adventure.
[06:15] ---
    Wake up! Wake up!
[06:19] ---
    I give myself to you!
[06:23] ---
    Are you awake now?
[06:26] ---
    - What are you doing?
    - Reset marathon.
[06:33] ---
    What? She's conscious!
[06:36] ---
    Calm down, it's just temporary.
[06:40] ---
    Her consciousness is still in
    Macbeth's miniature garden...
[06:47] ---
    I'm here to save you!
[07:01] ---
    Looks like there's a snag.
[07:04] ---
    Let them have their way for now.
[07:07] ---
    Yes, our plan is just beginning.
[07:10] ---
    There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
    can become an anime.
[07:14] ---
    It will all go as our
    committee has planned.
[07:18] ---
    Exactly.
[07:20] ---
    In any case, we shall
    attain supremacy this season.
[07:43] ---
    Typical...
SIGN    It's over now.
    Thank you for watching until the end.
[07:45] ---
    This is the end.
[07:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New series
[07:55] ---
    Everyone's hippo.
[07:57] ---
    Hippo... hippo hippo...
[08:00] ---
    Hippo... I'm starving!
SIGN    1\pos(471,102)}Stomach*
SIGN    1\pos(358,116)}Peek*
[08:05] ---
    I'm so hungry.
[08:07] ---
    So hungry... I'm so hungry.
SIGN    Bugs
[08:13] ---
    I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
[08:18] ---
    Here's a scorpion!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:33] ---
    Damn you!
[08:35] ---
    Like you scare me!
[08:38] ---
    That's some fighting spirit.
[08:40] ---
    Damn you!
[08:49] ---
    Masashi Super Dry!
[08:57] ---
    Do you realize what you've done?
[09:00] ---
    Do you?!
[09:03] ---
    Eat this cutlet bowl.
[09:05] ---
    I said eat the cutlet!
[10:06] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[10:09] ---
    I never get upset.
[10:13] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:15] ---
    I'm not upset.
[10:18] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:19] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Tasty Pickled Radish
[10:33] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:34] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Preview
[11:35] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[11:36] ---
    No one in my class knows
    that I'm a celebrity idol!
[11:40] ---
    Things happen, and I'm about
    to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
[11:43] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop Episode 2
    "Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[11:52] ---
    Daichi, we're going now.
[11:58] ---
    I'm Daichi Taira, just
    an average high school student.
[12:02] ---
    My parents are leaving today
    for their trip abroad
[12:05] ---
    and I'm gonna have
    the time of my life!
[12:08] ---
    By the way, Daichi,
    try not to bother Sosogu too much.
[12:13] ---
    Okay, we're off.
[12:17] ---
    Sosogu?
[12:20] ---
    Who's that?
[13:28] ---
    Episode 1:
    "You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
[13:31] ---
    Not!
[13:40] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - No, I'm not.
[13:45] ---
    - Are you upset!
    - I'm not.
[13:53] ---
    Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
[13:55] ---
    Beef? Chicken?
[13:58] ---
    Beef or chicken?
[14:02] ---
    Beef.
[14:04] ---
    Your life's been spared.
[14:10] ---
    I am God!
[14:12] ---
    I will tell you all you want to know.
SIGN    Wiki CHECK
[14:15] ---
    Tell me how much you love me.
[14:20] ---
    A...whole...lot.
[14:25] ---
    Oh no! I'm late, I'm late!
[14:28] ---
    I have to make it!
[14:32] ---
    I'll be late! Hang in there!
SIGN    #1 Encounter By Space Cat Company
[14:40] ---
    There is some distortion in this broadcast,
    however it is part of the presentation.
[14:45] ---
    Oh no!
[14:47] ---
    I'm late! I'll be late!
[14:49] ---
    I'm Popuko, an average 7th grader
    that you'd find anywhere!
[14:57] ---
    Watch out!
[15:02] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:16] ---
    What's your name?
[15:20] ---
    I'm me!
[15:40] ---
    Oh no!
[15:42] ---
    Late! I'm late!
[15:47] ---
    My feelings are hurt!
[15:49] ---
    Huh? My pendant...
[15:56] ---
    That's mine. Give it back.
[15:58] ---
    1\pos(392,82.667)}Can I have it back?
    - Yes
    - No*
[15:58] ---
    Oh, I get to choose.
[16:00] ---
    There's only one choice, I guess.
[16:05] ---
    Nah, I choose No.
[16:29] ---
    Don't shoot.
[16:33] ---
    I am Pipimi.
    Earth is under attack.
[16:46] ---
    Don't shoot.
[16:53] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[16:57] ---
    Hold it!
[16:59] ---
    Are you going to kill
    that chilled out classmate?
[17:01] ---
    Explosives based on
    firearm technology
[17:04] ---
    developed by political extremists!
[17:06] ---
    Here we go!
[17:07] ---
    Evil
[17:12] ---
    Like me?
[17:16] ---
    I'm smitten.
[17:20] ---
    I love the way you say that.
[17:37] ---
    Just what I need.
[17:40] ---
    You there, traveler.
[17:48] ---
    You don't plan to
    snatch that umbrella, do you?
[17:57] ---
    Choose one of these three,
    and set out on your adventure.
[18:05] ---
    Wake up! Wake up!
[18:09] ---
    I give myself to you!
[18:13] ---
    Are you awake now?
[18:16] ---
    - What are you doing?
    - Reset marathon.
[18:23] ---
    What? She's conscious!
[18:26] ---
    Calm down, it's just temporary.
[18:30] ---
    Her consciousness is still in
    Macbeth's miniature garden...
[18:37] ---
    I'm here to save you!
[18:51] ---
    Looks like there's a snag.
[18:54] ---
    Let them have their way for now.
[18:57] ---
    Yes, our plan is just beginning.
[19:00] ---
    There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
    can become an anime.
[19:04] ---
    It will all go as our committee
    has planned.
[19:08] ---
    Exactly.
[19:10] ---
    In any case, we shall
    attain supremacy this season.
[19:30] ---
    Here I go!
[19:31] ---
    I'm going.
[19:33] ---
    Typical...
SIGN    It's over now.
    Thank you for watching until the end.
[19:35] ---
    This is the end.
[19:43] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[19:45] ---
    Everyone's hippo.
[19:47] ---
    Hippo... hippo hippo...
[19:49] ---
    Hippo... I'm starving!
SIGN    1\pos(468.444,123.556)}Stomachs
[19:55] ---
    I'm so hungry.
SIGN    1\pos(452.444,136.889)}Peek
[19:57] ---
    So hungry... I'm so hungry.
SIGN    Bugs
[20:03] ---
    I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
[20:08] ---
    Here's a scorpion!
[20:11] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[20:22] ---
    Damn you, lightning!
[20:24] ---
    Like you scare me!
[20:28] ---
    That's some fighting spirit.
[20:30] ---
    Damn you!
[20:33] ---
    You're nothing!
[20:39] ---
    Masashi Super Dry!
[20:47] ---
    Do you realize what you've done?
[20:50] ---
    Do you?!
[20:53] ---
    Eat this cutlet bowl.
[20:55] ---
    I said eat the cutlet!
[21:11] ---
    Hello, in this segment
[21:12] ---
    we poke fun at the stereotypes
    to convey the sense that perhaps,
[21:16] ---
    Parisians really aren't like that.
SIGN    We're going to Paris at last! I can't wait.
SIGN    I don't know French, will I manage?
[21:30] ---
    Don't worry, I've a great idea.
SIGN    You just have to know the gestures.
SIGN    Now that you mention it, they love making gestures.
[21:56] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[21:59] ---
    I never get upset.
[22:03] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:05] ---
    I'm not upset.
[22:08] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:10] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Tasty Pickled Radish
[22:23] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:24] ---
    I'm not upset.
[23:24] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] ---
    No one in my class knows
    that I'm a celebrity idol!
[23:30] ---
    Things happen, and I'm about
    to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
[23:33] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 2
    "Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
[23:37] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:40] ---

E2 - Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension

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SIGN    #2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    A Game in Another Dimension
    Vanver
[01:45] ---
    Be careful, everyone!
    There's the Demon King!
[01:51] ---
    You have done well to come this far.
    I applaud you.
[01:56] ---
    Master Hero,
    let me use my summoning magic!
[01:59] ---
    Right, I'm counting on you!
[02:02] ---
    Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
    I order you to appear!
[02:07] ---
    Messenger from across the miles,
     Twin Elemental Dragon!
[02:20] ---
    What the?
     Looks a little more complete this time.
[02:23] ---
    Guess this shit anime put all their energy
     into the original season, then ran out of gas.
[02:29] ---
    I am the Demon King.
[02:31] ---
    I'm sooo scared.
[02:32] ---
    Do something!
    You're the beast she summoned!
[02:35] ---
    Shut up, bit part actor.
    Your face isn't even drawn in.
[02:39] ---
    I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
[02:43] ---
    I completely agree.
[02:45] ---
    Oh well...
[02:47] ---
    I hear you're good at impersonating,
    Mr. Hero?
[02:50] ---
    If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
[02:56] ---
    "H-How you doin'?"
[03:01] ---
    Huh?
[03:04] ---
    What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
[03:07] ---
    Okay, next. Do an impression.
[03:12] ---
    Do it!
[03:14] ---
    O-Okay!
[03:17] ---
    "How you doin'? H-How you doin'?"
[03:20] ---
    "H-How you doin'?"
[03:23] ---
    And you get paid for that?
    Talk about an easy job.
[03:27] ---
    I completely agree!
[03:30] ---
    H-Hey wait. Stop this recording.
[03:32] ---
    - Stop.
    - Right.
[03:34] ---
    - Mr. Producer, can we see you?
    - Yeah, please come.
[03:38] ---
    I was told about this.
    I was, but isn't this a little ridiculous?
[03:43] ---
    This script is mostly,
    "Please ad lib it."
[03:45] ---
    I wasn't told about doing impressions.
[03:48] ---
    We thought it might be fun.
[03:50] ---
    - Fun?!
    - Things seemed quiet in the booth.
[03:53] ---
    I heard only snickers.
[03:55] ---
    - We're sorry.
    - Take this and rewrite it.
[03:59] ---
    - Lately, the work's been really shoddy.
    - I'm sorry.
[04:02] ---
    - It's the entire industry.
    - I'm sorry. Thanks for coming.
[04:07] ---
    Did you get it?
[04:24] ---
    Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
[04:29] ---
    Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
[04:36] ---
    Zero percent...
[05:08] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[05:10] ---
    Can't wait to see the panda.
SIGN    Boo Zoo
[05:12] ---
    - A panda!
    - So cute!
[05:14] ---
    - A koala!
    - So cute!
[05:16] ---
    - A panda!
    - Saw it.
[05:17] ---
    - A koala!
    - Saw it.
[05:19] ---
    - A Tasmanian tiger.
    - So cute!
[05:20] ---
    - A wombat.
    - So cute.
[05:22] ---
    - A dingo.
    - Don't care.
[05:23] ---
    - A wallaby.
    - So cute.
[05:25] ---
    - A wombat.
    - Saw it.
[05:26] ---
    - A Tasmanian devil.
    - Saw it.
[05:28] ---
    Not. A Tasmanian devil
    hasn't appeared yet.
[05:31] ---
    Oops.
[05:40] ---
    - Let's go to the beach.
    - Okay!
[05:45] ---
    - Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
    - Can't.
[05:48] ---
    The set isn't ordered for that,
    so we can't.
[06:14] ---
    No one can beat my smile!
[06:17] ---
    Oh? Can you beat mine?
SIGN    Love Me * Pop Team Epic
[06:39] ---
    Every day, you totally ignore me
[06:45] ---
    Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
[06:51] ---
    You pretend not to notice that I love you
[06:58] ---
    You are so rude, go take a nap!
[07:04] ---
    I don't care what your tastes are
[07:09] ---
    Delve into subculture,
    but it's still so fake
[07:17] ---
    Well, let me show you
    my Pop Technique!
[07:20] ---
    My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
[07:26] ---
    I'll give you a thrill
    you've never experienced
[07:33] ---
    A unique love like mine
    is tantalizing, right?
[07:39] ---
    I won't let you say
    you're not interested
[07:46] ---
    A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
[07:49] ---
    Pop Team Epic!
[08:00] ---
    There's time left,
    so let's check our fortunes.
SIGN    °Please use a cell phone
    that is equipped with a camera.
[08:04] ---
    Time for a screen shot!
[08:06] ---
    Screen shot!
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
    Ridiculous Fortunes
[08:22] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:28] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:33] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:41] ---
    Here you go.
[08:44] ---
    I'll put it on Instagram.
[08:47] ---
    Don't interrupt.
[08:53] ---
    Oh, oh! Come on! Yeah! Yeah! Let's go!
[09:02] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[09:05] ---
    Let's play hide-and-seek.
[09:07] ---
    Sure.
[09:09] ---
    One...
[09:11] ---
    Two...
[09:12] ---
    Three...
[09:14] ---
    Four...
[09:15] ---
    Five...
[09:17] ---
    Ready or not?
SIGN    Not yet.
[09:20] ---
    Hide-and-seek
SIGN    - Ready or not? - Not yet.
SIGN    Ready or not?
[09:25] ---
    Decided!
SIGN    Ready... Ready...
SIGN    Ready... Rea...
SIGN    Ready... Rea...
[09:34] ---
    Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
[09:53] ---
    From the shadows of
    the lake shore forest...
[09:56] ---
    - Waking...
    - From the shadows of...
[09:59] ---
    Don't sing over me!
[10:01] ---
    Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
    Hurry, run!
[10:10] ---
    Say,
[10:11] ---
    think about what you'll do if
    I become an adult tomorrow before you.
SIGN    Preview
[11:34] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
    The manager's sick!
[11:38] ---
    And at the last minute,
    Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
[11:41] ---
    What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
[11:43] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
    "Daichi is the New Manager?"
[11:47] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    #2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
    by Space Cat Company
SIGN    A Game in Another Dimension
    Vanver
[13:35] ---
    Be careful, everyone!
    There's the Demon King!
[13:42] ---
    You have done well to come this far.
    I applaud you.
[13:46] ---
    Master Hero,
    let me use my summoning magic!
[13:49] ---
    Right, I'm counting on you!
[13:51] ---
    Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
    I order you to appear!
[13:56] ---
    Messenger from across the miles,
     Twin Elemental Dragon!
[14:10] ---
    What's this?
    It's not even completed yet!
[14:13] ---
    Guess this shit anime put all their energy
     into the original season, then ran out of gas.
[14:19] ---
    I am the Demon King.
[14:21] ---
    I'm sooo scared.
[14:22] ---
    Do something!
    You're the beast she summoned!
[14:25] ---
    Shut up, bit part actor.
    Your face isn't even drawn in.
[14:30] ---
    I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
[14:33] ---
    I completely agree.
[14:35] ---
    Oh well...
[14:37] ---
    Do something fun.
[14:40] ---
    If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
[14:44] ---
    O-Okay, I’ll imitate a donkey.
[14:53] ---
    Huh?
[14:54] ---
    What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
[14:58] ---
    Okay, next. Do an impression.
[15:02] ---
    I mean you!
[15:04] ---
    O-Okay!
[15:06] ---
    "Hey you! Yabba dabba doo!"
[15:09] ---
    "Hasta la vista, baby!"
[15:13] ---
    And you get paid for that?
    Talk about an easy job.
[15:17] ---
    I completely agree!
[15:20] ---
    Cut!
[15:22] ---
    - I can't take this…
    - Hey…
[15:24] ---
    Hey, come in here! Hey!
[15:27] ---
    Mr. Producer!
[15:29] ---
    Oh, hello.
[15:30] ---
    What is with this idiotic anime?
[15:33] ---
    - Sorry, are you okay?
    - This girl...
[15:36] ---
    She's never done an impersonation!
[15:38] ---
    Let's go... Let's go home.
[15:40] ---
    W-Wait…
[15:41] ---
    Gimme those glasses! You jerk!
    Let's go,come on!
[15:44] ---
    Throw it! Throw!
[15:47] ---
    - I'm taking this!
    - Let's go outside and cool down…
[15:53] ---
    Did you get it?
[16:11] ---
    Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
[16:16] ---
    Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
[16:23] ---
    Zero percent...
[16:55] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Boo Zoo
[16:58] ---
    Can't wait to see the panda.
[16:59] ---
    - A panda!
    - So cute!
[17:01] ---
    - A koala!
    - So cute!
[17:03] ---
    - A panda!
    - Saw it.
[17:04] ---
    - A koala!
    - Saw it.
[17:06] ---
    - A Tasmanian tiger.
    - So cute!
[17:08] ---
    - A wombat.
    - So cute.
[17:09] ---
    - A dingo.
    - Don't care.
[17:11] ---
    - A wallaby.
    - So cute.
[17:12] ---
    - A wombat.
    - Saw it.
[17:14] ---
    - A Tasmanian devil.
    - Saw it.
[17:15] ---
    Not. A Tasmanian devil
    hasn't appeared yet.
[17:19] ---
    Oops.
[17:28] ---
    - Let's go to the beach.
    - Okay!
[17:32] ---
    - Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
    - Can't.
[17:35] ---
    The set isn't ordered for that,
    so we can't.
[18:01] ---
    No one can beat my smile!
[18:04] ---
    Oh? Can you beat mine?
SIGN    Love Me * Pop Team Epic
[18:26] ---
    Every day, you totally ignore me
[18:32] ---
    Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
[18:38] ---
    You pretend not to notice that I love you
[18:45] ---
    You are so rude, go take a nap!
[18:51] ---
    I don't care what your tastes are
[18:56] ---
    Delve into subculture,
    but it's still so fake
[19:04] ---
    Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
[19:07] ---
    My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
[19:13] ---
    I'll give you a thrill
    you've never experienced
[19:20] ---
    A unique love like mine
    is tantalizing, right?
[19:26] ---
    I won't let you say you're not interested
[19:33] ---
    A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
[19:36] ---
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:46] ---
    There's time left,
    so let's check our fortunes.
SIGN    °Please use a cell phone
    that is equipped with a camera.
[19:51] ---
    Time for a screen shot!
[19:53] ---
    Screen shot!
SIGN    Pop Team Epic Ridiculous Fortunes
[20:12] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    What!?
[20:31] ---
    Here you go.
[20:34] ---
    I'll put it on Instagram.
[20:37] ---
    Don't interrupt.
[20:52] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[20:55] ---
    Let's play hide-and-seek.
[20:57] ---
    Sure.
[20:59] ---
    One...
[21:01] ---
    Two...
[21:02] ---
    Three...
[21:04] ---
    Four...
[21:05] ---
    Five...
[21:07] ---
    Ready or not?
SIGN    Not yet.
[21:10] ---
    Hide-and-seek
SIGN    - Ready or not? - Not yet.
SIGN    Ready or not?
[21:16] ---
    Decided!
SIGN    Ready... Ready...
[21:24] ---
    Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
[21:43] ---
    From the shadows of
    the lake shore forest...
[21:46] ---
    - Waking...
    - From the shadows of...
[21:49] ---
    Don't sing over me!
[21:51] ---
    Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
    Hurry, run!
[22:00] ---
    Say,
[22:01] ---
    think about what you'll do if
    I become an adult tomorrow before you.
[23:23] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
    The manager's sick!
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] ---
    And at the last minute,
    Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
[23:31] ---
    What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
[23:33] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
    "Daichi is the New Manager?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:39] ---

E3 - The Documentary

E4 - SWGP 2018

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[00:01] ---

SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[00:03] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    New Series**
SIGN    Weeheeheeehee
[00:06] ---
    Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
SIGN    Fasting till
    you die
[00:08] ---
    I have... It's so much fun.
SIGN    Weeheeeheepic
[00:11] ---
    Then why're you alive?!
[00:12] ---
    Who is this old guy?!
[00:14] ---
    Don't try keeping up
    with young people. It's uncool.
[00:17] ---
    Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
[00:20] ---
    Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
[00:23] ---
    Unpleasant.
SIGN    Weeheeheeheepic
[00:24] ---
    Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
[00:31] ---
    Say something!
[02:06] ---
    #4
    SWGP 2018
[02:06] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[02:20] ---
    I prepared as well I could.
    Just enjoy the ride now.
[02:23] ---
    Coach...
[02:27] ---
    Here we go,
    this is the race of the century.
[02:30] ---
    The world's daredevils have come
    to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
[02:35] ---
    I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
[02:37] ---
    Along with me, John K.
[02:42] ---
    Cool running!
[02:46] ---
    All the racers are safely out the gate.
[02:49] ---
    We're coming to the first turn.
[02:50] ---
    Cool running...
[03:00] ---
    What? Were you abandoned?
[03:07] ---
    Cool!
[03:09] ---
    Ever heard of the Skeleton?
[03:12] ---
    Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
[03:15] ---
    Then I must try it!
[03:21] ---
    The race is coming to a climax.
[03:24] ---
    Hit and interfere!
[03:26] ---
    It's the death course where anything goes!
[03:29] ---
    That's why it's the most dangerous
    sport in the world!
[03:33] ---
    Now who will be left standing?
[03:36] ---
    Hey, there's a racer
    leaving the pack!
[03:40] ---
    Haha!
    At this rate, the rest will be history!
[03:43] ---
    You left trash, so I picked it up.
[03:46] ---
    I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
[03:50] ---
    Oh no, he blew himself up!
[03:55] ---
    The rest of the racers are
    picking up speed!
[04:00] ---
    Get out of the way!
[04:02] ---
    - What?!
    - Boys...
[04:03] ---
    - A family of penguins!
    - Be careful now.
[04:10] ---
    Oh, something terrible has happened!
[04:14] ---
    I hope the penguins are safe.
[04:17] ---
    Okay, back to the race.
    Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
[04:21] ---
    Wait! There's another racer
    who jumps into the lead!
[04:21] ---
    Whoa! I'm spinning,
    spinning, spinning, spinning...
SIGN    Whoosh
[04:26] ---
    The "R" in GTR stands for
    the legend who is invincible!
[04:30] ---
    Is this it for Popuko?
[04:33] ---
    H-Hold it. Look at that?
[04:35] ---
    Yay!
[04:37] ---
    Zoom! Wait for me, my little Pop!
[04:38] ---
    It's Coach Pipimi!
    Look at her go!
[04:43] ---
    Coach Pipimi's
    super turbo engine and sharp tip,
[04:43] ---
    Oho? Yes? Sure? Oh? Yes? I'm sharp?
[04:47] ---
    is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
[04:48] ---
    Aeronautics? That's like a smart-person word.
[04:51] ---
    worthy of being known as
    the mad dog of the circuit.
[04:52] ---
    Wait, mad dog disease?
[04:54] ---
    And when we merge,
    our speed doubles.
[04:57] ---
    Popupipi!
[04:59] ---
    You got boost power!
[05:01] ---
    What?
    How can they do that me, the GTR?!
[05:05] ---
    Popuko blasts GTR!
[05:11] ---
    The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
[05:12] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
[05:14] ---
    The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
[05:15] ---
    I love you so much!
[05:20] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[05:21] ---
    According to a report
    we just received...
[05:21] ---
    Yo, wtf?! Put me back up there!
[05:24] ---
    Suspicion of drug use has arisen
    over Popuko's unusual behavior.
[05:32] ---
    What?!
    It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
[05:36] ---
    Oh well, now that it's out, it's over!
[05:38] ---
    Ca-chunk! Ca-chunk!
[05:51] ---
    Corner me to the wall!
[05:53] ---
    Okay, crunch, crunch!
[05:59] ---
    Here we go.
[06:16] ---
    A save point!
[06:21] ---
    Peek.
[06:22] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:26] ---
    There's the boss!
[06:28] ---
    Pop Team Epic Factoid
    Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.
[06:37] ---
    I am the Demon King that rules
    over 7 seas and 5 continents!
[06:42] ---
    I will breed fear in man...
[06:43] ---
    Master! The throne is broken,
    so I have a bean-bag chair instead!
[06:46] ---
    Huh? It's broken? Oh, I see...
SIGN    Squish... <3
[06:52] ---
    Oh, this is great!
    I don't want to move.
[06:58] ---
    Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
SIGN    So good
SIGN    It's a rip-off
SIGN    Popukoooo
SIGN    So cute
SIGN    Yeah, get out
SIGN    Get lost, haters
SIGN    Mods aren't doing their job
SIGN    Too creepy
SIGN    LOL she's flying
SIGN    What are they even parodying?
SIGN    Hell Southern Cross
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:51] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    New series**
[08:53] ---
    Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
[08:57] ---
    Go home!
[08:58] ---
    I'm a cat.
[09:00] ---
    Meow, meow.
[09:03] ---
    Meow, meow.
[09:07] ---
    Go home!
[09:10] ---
    Go home!
[09:13] ---
    Can't fool her, huh?
[09:16] ---
    Go home!
[09:19] ---
    Go home!
[09:25] ---
    Oops!
[09:30] ---
    Uh-oh!
[09:35] ---
    Yay!
[09:38] ---
    A time paradox has occurred.
[09:41] ---
    Popuko, you must not change the future!
[09:48] ---
    I've become evil.
[09:51] ---
    Revive with friendship power!
[09:53] ---
    - Noooo!
    - There, there.
[10:11] ---
    I am Mary. I am right
    in front of your house.
[10:16] ---
    The hell'd you go?! Huh?!
[10:25] ---
    I am Mary.
[10:26] ---
    - Where are you?!
    - At the station...
[10:28] ---
    Don't you run away!
[11:31] ---
    Hi, I'm Shizuku!
SIGN    Preview
[11:32] ---
    Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
[11:35] ---
    She filled my mind,
    and I ended up failing all my courses!
SIGN    Royal Straight Flush
    of Failing Grades
[11:39] ---
    Just because you're tutoring me,
    doesn't mean I think you're cool!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
    "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up."
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[11:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    New series**
SIGN    Weeheeheehee
[11:56] ---
    Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
SIGN    Fasting till
    you die
[11:57] ---
    I have... It's so much fun.
SIGN    Weeheeheeheepic
[11:59] ---
    Weeheehee, weeheehee!
[12:01] ---
    Then why're you alive?!
[12:03] ---
    Who is this old guy?!
[12:04] ---
    Don't try keeping up
    with young people. It's uncool.
[12:07] ---
    Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
[12:10] ---
    Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
[12:13] ---
    Unpleasant.
SIGN    Weeheeheeheepic
[12:14] ---
    Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
[12:21] ---
    Say something!
[13:56] ---
    a6\i1}#4
    SWGP 2018*
[13:56] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[14:10] ---
    I prepared as well I could.
    Just enjoy the ride now.
[14:14] ---
    Coach...
[14:17] ---
    Here we go,
    this is the race of the century.
[14:20] ---
    The world's daredevils have come
    to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
[14:25] ---
    I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
[14:27] ---
    Along with me, John K.
[14:33] ---
    Cool running!
[14:36] ---
    All the racers are safely out the gate.
[14:39] ---
    We're coming to the first turn.
[14:41] ---
    Cool running...
[14:51] ---
    What? Were you abandoned?
[14:57] ---
    Cool!
[14:59] ---
    Ever heard of the Skeleton?
[15:02] ---
    Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
[15:05] ---
    Then I must try it!
[15:11] ---
    The race is coming to a climax.
[15:14] ---
    Hit and interfere!
[15:16] ---
    It's the death course where anything goes!
[15:19] ---
    That's why it's the most dangerous
    sport in the world!
[15:23] ---
    Now who will be left standing?
[15:26] ---
    Hey, there's a racer leaving the pack!
[15:30] ---
    Haha! At this rate,
    the rest will be history!
[15:33] ---
    You left trash, so I picked it up.
[15:36] ---
    I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
[15:41] ---
    Oh no, he blew himself up!
[15:45] ---
    The rest of the racers are
    picking up speed!
[15:50] ---
    Get out of the way!
[15:52] ---
    - What?!
    - Boys...
[15:53] ---
    - A family of penguins!
    - Be careful now.
[16:00] ---
    Oh, something terrible has happened!
[16:04] ---
    I hope the penguins are safe.
[16:07] ---
    Okay, back to the race.
    Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
[16:11] ---
    Wait! There's another racer
    who jumps into the lead!
[16:11] ---
    I'm going counter-clockwise!
SIGN    Whoosh
[16:16] ---
    The "R" in GTR stands for
    the legend who is invincible!
[16:20] ---
    Is this it for Popuko?
[16:22] ---
    My leg... I'm finished...
[16:23] ---
    H-Hold it. Look at that?
[16:27] ---
    It's Coach Pipimi!
    Look at her go!
[16:27] ---
    No one invited me but here I come!
[16:33] ---
    Coach Pipimi's
    super turbo engine and sharp tip,
[16:37] ---
    is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
[16:41] ---
    worthy of being known as
    the mad dog of the circuit.
[16:44] ---
    When you and I combine,
    we become twice as fast!
[16:51] ---
    What?
    How can they do that me, the GTR?!
[16:55] ---
    Popuko blasts GTR!
[17:01] ---
    The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
[17:04] ---
    The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
[17:09] ---
    Huh? What? What's your problem, man?
[17:10] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[17:11] ---
    According to a report
    we just received...
[17:14] ---
    Suspicion of drug use has arisen
    over Popuko's unusual behavior.
[17:21] ---
    What?!
    It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
[17:26] ---
    Welp, guess you saw through us.
[17:41] ---
    Corner me to the wall!
[17:43] ---
    Okay. Crunch, crunch.
[17:49] ---
    I guess you got a new ride now.
[17:52] ---
    I guess.
[18:06] ---
    A save point!
[18:15] ---
    There's the boss.
[18:18] ---
    Pop Team Epic Factoid
    Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.
[18:27] ---
    I am the Demon King that rules
    over 7 seas and 5 continents!
[18:32] ---
    I will breed fear in man...
[18:34] ---
    Master! The throne is broken,
    so I have a bean-bag chair instead!
[18:38] ---
    Huh? It broke?
SIGN    Squish... <3
[18:42] ---
    Oh, this is great!
    I don't want to move.
[18:48] ---
    Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
SIGN    So good
SIGN    It's a rip-off
SIGN    Popukoooo
SIGN    So cute
SIGN    Yeah, get out
SIGN    Get lost, haters
SIGN    Mods aren't doing their job
SIGN    Too creepy
SIGN    LOL she's flying
SIGN    What are they even parodying?
SIGN    Hell Southern Cross
[20:41] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Series**
[20:43] ---
    Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
[20:46] ---
    Go home!
[20:48] ---
    I'm a cat.
[20:50] ---
    Meow, meow.
[20:53] ---
    Meow, meow-meow.
[20:57] ---
    Go home!
[21:00] ---
    Go home!
[21:03] ---
    Can't fool her, huh?
[21:05] ---
    Green light... red light.
[21:06] ---
    Go home!
[21:08] ---
    Green light... red light?
[21:09] ---
    Go home!
[21:20] ---
    Uh-oh!
[21:25] ---
    Yay!
[21:29] ---
    A time paradox has occurred!
[21:31] ---
    Popuko, you must not change the future! Yeah!
[21:38] ---
    I've become evil.
[21:41] ---
    Revive with friendship power!
[22:01] ---
    I am Mary. I am right
    in front of your house.
[22:05] ---
    Where'd you go?! Damn it...
[22:15] ---
    I am Mary.
[22:16] ---
    - Where are you?!
    - At the station...
[22:19] ---
    Don't you run away!
SIGN    Preview
[23:21] ---
    Hi, I'm Shizuku!
[23:22] ---
    Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
[23:25] ---
    She filled my mind, and I ended up
    failing all my courses!
SIGN    Royal Straight Flush
    of Failing Grades
[23:29] ---
    Just because you're tutoring me,
    doesn't mean I think you're cool!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
    "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!

E5 - Donca * Sis

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SIGN    There will be some static and distortion
    during the broadcast but that is intended.
[01:54] ---
    #5 Donca * Sis
[01:54] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[01:58] ---
    Say, Mom...
[02:00] ---
    Remember what you told me that day,
    about what is precious?
[02:04] ---
    Well, I found it too.
SIGN    Donca ° Sis
    Don't call me your sister!
[02:17] ---
    My name is Iyo Sakuragi
    and I'm 16 years old.
[02:21] ---
    I'm a first-year at
    St. Culture Academy.
[02:26] ---
    A step mom...
[02:31] ---
    Hey there, first-year!
[02:35] ---
    Toss me the ball, will you?
[02:37] ---
    It's Hojo-senpai!
[02:40] ---
    S-Sure!
[02:44] ---
    Thanks...
[02:46] ---
    Ack, Senpai!
[02:47] ---
    You are way too cool!
[02:51] ---
    Hojo-senpai...
[02:52] ---
    soccer team captain,
    top scholar and class president...
[02:58] ---
    and the one I love.
[03:03] ---
    That's right... I wonder what
    Dad's new wife is like.
[03:12] ---
    Here we are!
[03:15] ---
    Hey, where's your greeting?
    Here's your new mom and brother.
[03:19] ---
    H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
[03:23] ---
    Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
[03:27] ---
    S-Senpai!
[03:29] ---
    Y-You're that first-year!
[03:36] ---
    The hell?
[03:37] ---
    What the heck are we watching?
[03:39] ---
    The Seventh Generation.
[03:42] ---
    U-Um, Senpai...
[03:45] ---
    Not Senpai.
[03:47] ---
    We're siblings now, Iyo.
[03:52] ---
    No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
    not my brother!
[03:59] ---
    And so began my new life with
    Hojo-senpai and my step mom.
[04:06] ---
    It was a life of constant hardship.
[04:10] ---
    Woot! Time to hit them pachinko slots!
[04:11] ---
    Dad and Mom didn't work, and
    spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
[04:13] ---
    Yup. Time to win all the tokens.
[04:17] ---
    You're cheating on me!
[04:18] ---
    I couldn't study because they'd do
    puppet shows from the window.
[04:20] ---
    How dare you?!
[04:26] ---
    I couldn't sleep because
    of their Gundam motion dancing.
[04:27] ---
    Hey, hey, let's all play tag!
[04:30] ---
    I'mma getcha! I'mma getcha!
    I'll keep chasing you!
[04:34] ---
    I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
[04:38] ---
    I was at my limit...
[04:41] ---
    But while it was rough,
    living with Senpai was a joy.
[04:47] ---
    That is...until that day.
[04:52] ---
    How we spend the
    household money is up to us!
[04:53] ---
    Yup, yup, sure is.
[04:55] ---
    Stop it! If you spend that money,
    we can't pay this month's rent!
[04:59] ---
    With all this money, we can place
    three times the bet on pachinko!
[05:02] ---
    We'd make so much, we'd
    experience the summer of love!
[05:05] ---
    - I can't take it anymore!
    - Iyo!
[05:06] ---
    You can...!
[05:08] ---
    You can just...!
[05:09] ---
    Iyo, stop!
[05:17] ---
    Let's go play them Ev* slots.
    There's an Ev* event today.
[05:17] ---
    S-Senpai!
[05:19] ---
    For my sake... Don't do this, Iyo.
[05:20] ---
    Noice! I can fly!
[05:24] ---
    If they take you way, I...
[05:28] ---
    Senpai, are you saying...?
[05:31] ---
    Yeah, I...
[05:35] ---
    I ca—
[05:35] ---
    love you, Iyo!
[05:36] ---
    Senpai!
[05:38] ---
    I'm so happy.
[05:41] ---
    So stop calling me Senpai.
SIGN    Five Years Later
[05:54] ---
    And Senpai and I got married.
[05:59] ---
    I gave birth to
    adorable twins this year.
[06:02] ---
    We went through a lot, but...
[06:04] ---
    Right now,
    life couldn't be better for us!
[06:07] ---
    This stroller's gotta be expensive.
[06:08] ---
    Yeah.
[06:16] ---
    Brother's gonna see how quickly
    he can hit a home run.
[06:19] ---
    Here goes.
SIGN    Pipimi
    14/F.
    Tall.
[06:24] ---
    Clock starts when speed is set...
[06:26] ---
    It's over.
SIGN    Home Run
[06:27] ---
    It took 7.11 seconds.
[06:29] ---
    Okay, about his performance.
[06:32] ---
    Did he have to take this
    so seriously?
[06:37] ---
    That's all. Thank you for watching.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:52] ---
    Pop Team Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:57] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - ...Cooking!
[07:00] ---
    Here's this week's recommendation.
[07:06] ---
    Simmering.
[07:10] ---
    And here's...the finished dish!
SIGN    This week's recommendation
    "Simmering"
SIGN    The End
[07:15] ---
    Tune in again...next week!
[07:24] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Travelululu Japan
[07:27] ---
    What's our next vacation?
[07:31] ---
    Go to the outlet stores.
[07:34] ---
    Oh look, a supporting role character.
[07:37] ---
    There's a shuttle bus at the station.
[07:39] ---
    Once there, go straight
    to the pet shop.
SIGN    Birds Section
[07:44] ---
    Then... you heroes
    can figure it out, right?
SIGN    Owl Feed
SIGN    Owl Feed
    Delicious / Nutritious
[07:52] ---
    Go yourself.
[07:57] ---
    Can you say
    the 3x multiplication table?
[07:59] ---
    Think I'm stupid? Sure!
[08:02] ---
    Three three's three.
[08:03] ---
    - Three three's?
    - Three!
[08:09] ---
    I'm the type that longs
    for good strokes.
[08:15] ---
    - Good girl.
    - Oh yeah...
[08:20] ---
    Good girl. Good girl, good girl, good girl,
    good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl...
[08:24] ---
    Ah, so your neck grows...
[08:29] ---
    Teachers like that show
    up in ghost stories at school.
[08:29] ---
    Good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl,
    good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl...
[08:46] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Ten minutes earlier
[08:55] ---
    I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
    you die.
[08:58] ---
    - This is 99.
    - Oh, it stopped?
[09:00] ---
    I'll just self-destruct.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[09:14] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[09:17] ---
    - Sorry, did you wait long?
    - No, just got here.
[09:20] ---
    - Will we make the movie?
    - Don't worry.
[09:25] ---
    - Hey, what're you looking at?
    - Huh?
[09:28] ---
    I said, what're you looking at?!
[09:31] ---
    Wanna die, you bastard?
[09:34] ---
    I'm not looking.
[09:34] ---
    - You are!
    - You're looking!
[09:37] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[09:38] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[09:40] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[09:42] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
SIGN    Not looking
[09:43] ---
    I'm not.
[09:48] ---
    Here's an impression of Mkey!
[09:50] ---
    You're asking for death.
[09:52] ---
    Gosh! #$%&! Stop!
[09:55] ---
    Heh heh! Hey!
[09:58] ---
    Uh? Aw, #$%&ing stop!
[10:00] ---
    Oh! Huh! Heiee!
[10:02] ---
    #$%&ing stop!
[10:03] ---
    Uh, uh... Uh...
[10:07] ---
    Mkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
[10:14] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
[10:17] ---
    Must hurry, must hurry!
[10:18] ---
    Tea party, tea party,
    we're having a tea party.
[10:21] ---
    Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
[10:23] ---
    Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
[10:26] ---
    I'm going to be late.
[10:26] ---
    Wait, wait!
[10:27] ---
    Must hurry, must hurry.
[10:30] ---
    Wait, wait.
[10:33] ---
    Wait!
[10:35] ---
    Wait, I said!
[10:40] ---
    Hey!
[11:34] ---
    Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
SIGN    Preview
[11:36] ---
    What? Daichi and I are close?
[11:39] ---
    Does that bother you?
[11:41] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
    "Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Repeat broadcast
SIGN    There will be some static and distortion
    during the broadcast but that is intended.
[13:44] ---
    #5 Donca * Sis
[13:44] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[13:48] ---
    Say, Mom...
[13:50] ---
    Remember what you told me that day,
    about what is precious?
[13:54] ---
    Well, I found it too.
SIGN    Donca ° Sis
    Don't call me your sister!
[14:07] ---
    My name is Iyo Sakuragi
    and I'm 16 years old.
[14:11] ---
    I'm a first-year at
    St. Culture Academy.
[14:16] ---
    A step mom...
[14:22] ---
    Hey there, first-year!
[14:25] ---
    Toss me the ball, will you?
[14:27] ---
    It's Hojo-senpai!
[14:30] ---
    S-Sure!
[14:34] ---
    Thanks...
[14:36] ---
    Acck, Senpai!
[14:38] ---
    You are way too cool!
[14:41] ---
    Hojo-senpai...
[14:42] ---
    soccer team captain,
    top scholar and class president...
[14:48] ---
    and the one I love.
[14:53] ---
    That's right... I wonder what
    Dad's new wife is like.
[15:02] ---
    Here we are!
[15:05] ---
    Hey, where's your greeting?
    Here's your new mom and brother.
[15:10] ---
    H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
[15:13] ---
    Just call me "Maman."
[15:16] ---
    Maman.
[15:17] ---
    S-Senpai!
[15:19] ---
    Y-You're that first-year!
[15:24] ---
    Pipimi marriage, my ass.
[15:26] ---
    What the heck is that?
[15:28] ---
    Those internet bastards don't know anything.
[15:30] ---
    Is that so?
[15:31] ---
    Yup.
[15:32] ---
    Really?
[15:32] ---
    U-Um, Senpai...
[15:35] ---
    Not Senpai.
[15:37] ---
    We're siblings now, Iyo.
[15:42] ---
    No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
    not my brother!
[15:49] ---
    And so began my new life with
    Hojo-senpai and my step mom.
[15:56] ---
    It was a life of constant hardship.
[16:00] ---
    I'm gonna use alchemy and
    turn this cash into a mansion.
[16:00] ---
    Dad and Mom didn't work, and
    spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
[16:04] ---
    Just put it in savings.
[16:06] ---
    Savings?
[16:07] ---
    I love you!
[16:08] ---
    I couldn't study because they'd do
    puppet shows from the window.
[16:09] ---
    Thorns from the past prick you! Take that!
[16:10] ---
    Ow, ow, ow! I want to hold you, but it hurts!
[16:14] ---
    Quiz time! This dance
    is called "shagedan" but why?
[16:16] ---
    I couldn't sleep because
    of their Gundam motion dancing.
[16:18] ---
    I know! Uh... Because they're gonna shag.
[16:22] ---
    Wrong.
[16:23] ---
    Really?
[16:24] ---
    I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
[16:28] ---
    I was at my limit...
[16:31] ---
    But while it was rough,
    living with Senpai was a joy.
[16:37] ---
    That is...until that day.
[16:42] ---
    How we spend the
    household money is up to us!
[16:44] ---
    Stop it! If you spend that money,
    we can't pay this month's rent!
[16:44] ---
    Yeah! You tell her!
[16:49] ---
    With all this money, we can place
    three times the bet on pachinko!
[16:52] ---
    We'd make so much,
    we could even go to Hawaii!
[16:55] ---
    - I can't take it anymore!
    - Iyo!
[16:56] ---
    You can...!
[16:58] ---
    You can just...!
[16:59] ---
    Iyo, stop!
[17:04] ---
    Hey, you good?
[17:07] ---
    Yo, she just stabbed my guy there.
[17:07] ---
    S-Senpai!
[17:08] ---
    Time to leave.
[17:09] ---
    For my sake... Don't do this, Iyo.
[17:14] ---
    If they take you way, I...
[17:18] ---
    Senpai, are you saying...?
[17:22] ---
    Yeah, I...
[17:25] ---

[17:25] ---
    love you, Iyo!
[17:26] ---
    Senpai! I'm so happy.
[17:31] ---
    So stop calling me Senpai.
SIGN    Five Years Later
[17:44] ---
    And Senpai and I got married.
[17:49] ---
    I gave birth to
    adorable twins this year.
[17:52] ---
    We went through a lot, but...
[17:54] ---
    Wait, did we die?
[17:54] ---
    Right now,
    life couldn't be better for us!
[17:57] ---
    Nah.
[17:58] ---
    Didn't she try to stab you?
[18:00] ---
    For twins, we don't look alike.
[18:02] ---
    Goo.
[18:08] ---
    Brother's gonna see how quickly
    he can hit a home run.
[18:12] ---
    Here goes.
SIGN    Pipimi
    14/F.
    Tall.
[18:16] ---
    What's up?
[18:17] ---
    Clock starts when... It's over.
[18:18] ---
    Home run!
SIGN    Home Run
[18:19] ---
    It took 7.11 seconds.
[18:22] ---
    Okay, about his performance.
[18:23] ---
    Good work.
[18:24] ---
    Did he have to take this
    so seriously?
[18:29] ---
    What now?
[18:29] ---
    That's all. Thank you for watching.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:42] ---
    Pop Team Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:47] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - ...Cooking.
[18:49] ---
    So for the recommendation this week...
[18:53] ---
    Just stick whatever you want into
    the damn pot. Have fun with it. Now simmer.
[18:58] ---
    Wow!
[18:59] ---
    And here's the finished dish.
[19:02] ---
    Oh yeah!
[19:05] ---
    Welp, see you next week.
SIGN    This week's recommendation
    "Simmering"
SIGN    The End
[19:07] ---
    Hot.
[19:09] ---
    Is it good? Eat up.
[19:15] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Travelululu Japan
[19:17] ---
    What's our next vacation?
[19:21] ---
    Go to the outlet stores.
[19:24] ---
    Oh look, a supporting role character.
[19:27] ---
    There's a shuttle bus at the station.
[19:30] ---
    Once there, go straight
    to the pet shop.
SIGN    Birds Section
[19:34] ---
    Then... you heroes
    can figure it out, right?
SIGN    Owl Feed
SIGN    Owl Feed
    Delicious / Nutritious
[19:42] ---
    Go yourself.
[19:47] ---
    Can you say
    the 3x multiplication table?
[19:49] ---
    Think I'm stupid? Sure!
[19:52] ---
    Three three's three.
[19:53] ---
    - Three three's?
    - Three!
[19:56] ---
    Three!
[19:59] ---
    I'm the type that longs
    for good strokes.
[20:05] ---
    - Good girl.
    - Oh yeah...
[20:10] ---
    Say, Popuko. This is where it gets long.
[20:13] ---
    Not only the neck, the interaction too.
[20:15] ---
    Yeah.
[20:16] ---
    In that case... Sing
    me the song of your people.
[20:19] ---
    Okay, here we go.
[20:20] ---
    "Popuko and Pipimi."
[20:23] ---
    The two of them are friends
[20:26] ---
    But they're also rivals!
[20:30] ---
    Awesome.
[20:36] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Ten minutes earlier
[20:45] ---
    I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
    you die.
[20:48] ---
    - This is 99.
    - Oh, it stopped?
[20:50] ---
    I'll just self-destruct.
[20:55] ---
    And on that day, a fifth
    of humanity was destroyed.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[21:04] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[21:07] ---
    - Sorry, did you wait long?
    - No, just got here.
[21:10] ---
    - Will we make the movie?
    - Don't worry.
[21:15] ---
    - Hey, what're you looking at?
    - Huh?
[21:18] ---
    I said, what're you looking at?!
[21:21] ---
    Wanna die, you bastard?
[21:24] ---
    I'm not looking.
[21:25] ---
    - You are!
    - You're looking!
[21:27] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:29] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:30] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:32] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:33] ---
    I'm not.
[21:37] ---
    Here's an impression of Miey!
[21:40] ---
    You're asking for death.
[21:42] ---
    Heh heh! Come closer, Miey!
[21:45] ---
    Come clos... That's pretty close, Miey.
[21:50] ---
    Wait, don't. Miey, no. Everyone's
    watching. Miey, stop!
[21:53] ---
    Plu! Not you, too, Plu**!
[21:57] ---
    You have no intention
    of letting this air, do you?
[22:04] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
[22:07] ---
    Must hurry! Must hurry!
[22:10] ---
    Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
[22:12] ---
    Oh, Popuko-chan!
[22:14] ---
    What?
[22:14] ---
    So can I say something?
[22:17] ---
    Okay!
[22:17] ---
    Popuko-chan, actually, Shimono-san!
[22:19] ---
    Uh, what?
[22:20] ---
    So, hey... This whole skit.
[22:25] ---
    Sugita-san and Nakamura-san did it last time.
[22:27] ---
    Yup.
[22:29] ---
    That's a lot to follow.
[22:31] ---
    Yeah, it is.
[22:32] ---
    We're doomed.
[22:33] ---
    I know, right?
[22:35] ---
    It even made the internet news
[22:37] ---
    because they were so funny.
[22:41] ---
    This sucks, man.
[22:42] ---
    Not to mention, this rabbit...
[22:46] ---
    They didn't plan on Sugita-san
    playing the rabbit here.
[22:49] ---
    Right.
[22:50] ---
    Yet he did.
[22:51] ---
    Yeah.
[22:52] ---
    He kept singing some song about ramen.
[22:55] ---
    I saw that in our script.
[22:57] ---
    Yeah, it was.
[22:58] ---
    But copying it wouldn't be right.
[23:01] ---
    Exactly.
[23:03] ---
    I'm not confident we could
    do something better either.
[23:07] ---
    Yeah, not to mention Part A
[23:11] ---
    has Sanpei-san and Nazuka-san.
[23:13] ---
    Right.
[23:14] ---
    Their script is different, too.
[23:15] ---
    Exactly.
[23:16] ---
    Right?
[23:17] ---
    Even if it's the same story.
[23:17] ---
    Yeah...
[23:19] ---
    And we're done!
[23:20] ---
    See you later!
[23:21] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:24] ---
    Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
[23:26] ---
    What? Daichi and I are close?
[23:29] ---
    Does that bother you?
[23:31] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
    "Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:38] ---

[23:40] ---

E6 - The 30th Cyber War

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:03] ---
    I was scolded at career counseling because
    I said I wanted to become a paladin.
[00:09] ---
    It's a fine job,
    protecting the citizens.
[00:16] ---
    Hellshake Yano.
[00:20] ---
    Are you listening!?
[00:21] ---
    Sorry, I was thinking about
    Hellshake Yano.
[02:01] ---
    That's why I'm changing and
    becoming a Demon Hunter.
[02:07] ---
    Hey!
[02:08] ---
    I bet you're still thinking
    about Hellshake Yano!
[02:15] ---
    Magma Mixer Murata.
[02:19] ---
    #6
    The 30th Cyber War
[02:19] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[02:23] ---
    Japan Shogi Association
    First of the Big Four
    "Underdog" Shoichi
[02:26] ---
    Challenger
    Popuko (Amateur)
[02:31] ---
    10 seconds.
[02:35] ---
    This girl...
[02:37] ---
    She leaves no...openings!
[02:45] ---
    I concede.
[02:46] ---
    With zero moves, the winner
    is Popuko the challenger.
[02:51] ---
    Good game!
[02:53] ---
    Don't let down your guard.
[02:55] ---
    This is as far as you'll get,
    before I have to use my Divine Move.
[03:01] ---
    Pipimi...?
[03:03] ---
    - Nice Heian style.
    - Don't you think?
[03:10] ---
    Did you really think that
    the first player of the Big Four
[03:13] ---
    would actually be strong?
SIGN    35th Queen
    "Tempo Loss" Chieko
[03:16] ---
    Underdog.
SIGN    Interviewer
    Ayumu Ichinohashi
SIGN    Analyst
    Kakutarou Matsubayashi
[03:20] ---
    We're glad to be here.
[03:23] ---
    Mr. Matsubayashi,
    any comments on the match so far?
[03:29] ---
    The Queen's special move,
    the Tempo Loss Bishop Exchange.
[03:31] ---
    Challenger Popuko
    boldly countered it.
[03:35] ---
    Boldly countered it?
[03:38] ---
    Black is using its pieces
    to try to topple the rear guard.
[03:43] ---
    Trying to topple the rear guard?
[03:46] ---
    As far as positional advantage
    the Queen is in a jam.
[03:51] ---
    The Queen is in a jam?
[04:04] ---
    I guess I was an underdog too.
[04:07] ---
    After 73 moves,
    the winner is Challenger Popuko.
[04:13] ---
    Well, the challenger
    Popuko certainly was strong.
[04:16] ---
    Her takedowns were impressive.
[04:19] ---
    P2 tried her best, too.
[04:23] ---
    P2?
[04:25] ---
    I'll take you on now.
[04:30] ---
    I, Billion Quadrillion,
    will not use machine guns or missiles.
SIGN    123rd Permanent Grand Master
    Billion Quadrillion
[04:36] ---
    It's been awhile since
    I've had a real match.
[04:41] ---
    It's Sir Billion Quadrillion,
    #2 of the Big Four of Shogi.
[04:47] ---
    He's the record-setting
    Permanent Grand Master.
[04:50] ---
    This will be interesting indeed.
[04:53] ---
    If his tactic is a static rook,
    he'll open with a side pawn capture...
[04:57] ---
    Oh yeah, see my double eyelids?
    I had a minor cosmetic surgery.
[05:01] ---
    See? Look...
[05:05] ---
    Minor surgery?
[05:22] ---
    10 seconds.
[05:23] ---
    9, 8...
[05:25] ---
    - What a surprise!
    - 7, 6...
[05:27] ---
    Master Quadrillion had
    a mechanical body.
[05:31] ---
    He was a robot?
[05:33] ---
    After one move,
    the winner is Challenger Popuko.
[05:38] ---
    One more to go.
[05:40] ---
    Impressive.
[05:43] ---
    Go to the top floor of this tower...
[05:46] ---
    You've earned the right
    to know the truth...
[05:56] ---
    I have been waiting.
[05:59] ---
    I am Mother AI PP1000,
    true master of the Divine Move.
[06:04] ---
    The players you faced
    were mere holograms.
[06:10] ---
    Create top players of flesh and blood,
    then to crush them...
[06:15] ---
    That was the real goal of
    Mother AI PP1000.
[06:18] ---
    That's amazing.
[06:20] ---
    Pipimi!
[06:24] ---
    Child of man!
SIGN    Mother AI
    PP1000 Perfected Model
[06:26] ---
    Show me your human potential!
[06:31] ---
    I heard that AI shogi was progressing,
    but had no idea it would be this advanced!
[06:36] ---
    The AI solution seems to be
[06:38] ---
    controlling the players
    to improve the shogi world.
[06:44] ---
    Frightening, isn't it?
[06:51] ---
    Your... name...
[06:55] ---
    is...!
[07:10] ---
    Pipimi...
[07:13] ---
    Over here, Popuko.
[07:15] ---
    Pipimi!
[07:18] ---
    Over...here.
[07:22] ---
    Pipimi...
    Are you really okay with this?
[07:28] ---
    Okay, bravo!
[07:29] ---
    Pippimi!
[07:32] ---
    The body disintegrated,
[07:34] ---
    but the AI core remains in her ribbon.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[07:46] ---
    "Bob Epic Team."
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Hankyu Koshien
[07:48] ---
    It's our first time here.
SIGN    Regional Handstand
[07:50] ---
    Now that we're here,
    I'm doing a "regional" handstand!
SIGN    Regional handstand
[07:54] ---
    Here goes!
[07:57] ---
    "Regional" flip!
[08:00] ---
    "Regional" body link formation!
[08:03] ---
    "Regional" first pitch from the mound!
[08:06] ---
    "Regional" three strikes, you're out!
[08:09] ---
    "Regional" first round elimination!
[08:17] ---
    My pippi-beau...
[08:20] ---
    Who says "pippi-beau" anyway?
[08:23] ---
    Really?
    I don't think it sounds bad.
[08:27] ---
    Pipi...pippi.
[08:33] ---
    Breaker!
[08:34] ---
    Can you hear me...?
[08:36] ---
    - I can hear you.
    - My name is...
[08:38] ---
    Your name is...
[08:40] ---
    Some sword!
[08:42] ---
    Wrong...
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[08:53] ---
    "Pop Team Cooking."
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[08:57] ---
    - Clear skies! Pop Team...
    - Cooking!
[09:01] ---
    La Saint-Valentin is coming up
    so we're making du chocolat.
[09:06] ---
    Chocolat!
[09:08] ---
    I'll add sugar until you say stop.
[09:17] ---
    Stop!
SIGN    End
[09:25] ---
    S-S-S...
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[09:32] ---
    "Bob Epic Team."
SIGN    (New series)
[09:34] ---
    Blankie, I'm going to school.
[09:38] ---
    I can't! If I sleep now,
    for sure I'll be late.
[09:41] ---
    Oh hey, mattress.
[09:43] ---
    Hey, curtain.
[09:45] ---
    Hey, comfie pillow!
[09:48] ---
    Oh... alarm clock!
[09:50] ---
    C'mon, come back to sleep!
[09:53] ---
    Thanks, guys.
SIGN    Subscribe
[10:04] ---
    Thanks for watching!
[10:07] ---
    Smartphone users,
    hit the button down here.
[10:09] ---
    PC users, please subscribe
    to my channel from here.
[10:13] ---
    Thank you for subscribing! And...
[10:18] ---
    You there, who didn't register...
[10:21] ---
    I'm coming for you, now.
[11:31] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[11:33] ---
    Due to location shooting,
    I miss my year-end school trip!
[11:36] ---
    Then Daichi and I end up in
    the same room at the same inn!
[11:39] ---
    B-But we're not engaged yet!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7 "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7
    "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:53] ---
    I was scolded at career counseling because
    I said I wanted to become a paladin.
[11:59] ---
    It's a fine job,
    protecting the citizens.
[12:06] ---
    Hellshake Yano.
[12:10] ---
    Hey, are you listening!?
[12:11] ---
    Sorry, I was thinking about
    Hellshake Yano.
[13:51] ---
    That's why I'm gonna be
    a popular voice actor instead.
[13:57] ---
    Hey!
[13:58] ---
    I bet you're still thinking
    about Hellshake Yano!
[14:05] ---
    Magma Mixer Murata.
[14:09] ---
    #6
    The 30th Cyber War
[14:09] ---
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Trigésimo combate entre humano y máquina
[14:13] ---
    Japan Shogi Association
    First of the Big Four
    "Underdog" Shoichi
[14:16] ---
    Challenger
    Popuko (Amateur)
[14:21] ---
    10 seconds.
[14:25] ---
    This girl...
[14:27] ---
    She leaves no...openings!
[14:35] ---
    I concede.
[14:36] ---
    With zero moves, the winner
    is Popuko the challenger.
[14:41] ---
    Good game!
[14:43] ---
    Don't let down your guard.
[14:45] ---
    Before I use my Divine Move,
    I, uh... are you listening?
[14:51] ---
    Pipimi...?
[14:53] ---
    - You screwed up your line.
    - You think?
[15:00] ---
    Did you really think that
    the first player of the Big Four
[15:03] ---
    would actually be strong?
SIGN    35th Queen
    "Tempo Loss" Chieko
[15:06] ---
    Underdog.
[15:10] ---
    We're glad to be here.
SIGN    Interviewer
    Ayumu Ichinohashi
SIGN    Analyst
    Kakutarou Matsubayashi
[15:13] ---
    Mr. Matsubayashi,
    any comments on the match so far?
[15:19] ---
    The Queen's special move,
    the Tempo Loss Bishop Exchange.
[15:22] ---
    Challenger Popuko
    boldly countered it.
[15:25] ---
    Boldly countered it?
[15:28] ---
    Black is using its pieces
    to try to topple the rear guard.
[15:33] ---
    Trying to topple the rear guard?
[15:37] ---
    As far as positional advantage
    the Queen is in a jam.
[15:41] ---
    The Queen is in a jam?
[15:54] ---
    I guess I was an underdog too.
[15:57] ---
    After 73 moves,
    the winner is Challenger Popuko.
[16:03] ---
    Well, the challenger
    Popuko certainly was strong.
[16:06] ---
    Her takedowns were impressive.
[16:09] ---
    P2 tried her best, too.
[16:13] ---
    P2?
[16:15] ---
    I'll take you on now.
[16:19] ---
    Wh-Who the heck are you?!
[16:20] ---
    I, Billion Quadrillion,
    will not use machine guns or missiles.
[16:22] ---
    Billion... Quadrillion, you say?!
[16:25] ---
    What's that about machine guns?
SIGN    123rd Permanent Grand Master
    Billion Quadrillion
[16:26] ---
    It's been awhile since
    I've had a real match.
[16:27] ---
    Don't you dare use those missiles!
[16:31] ---
    It's Sir Billion Quadrillion,
    #2 of the Big Four of Shogi.
[16:37] ---
    He's the record-setting
    Permanent Grand Master.
[16:40] ---
    This will be interesting indeed.
[16:43] ---
    If his tactic is a static rook,
    he'll open with a side pawn capture...
[16:47] ---
    Oh yeah, see my double eyelids?
    I had a minor cosmetic surgery.
[16:51] ---
    See? Look...
[16:55] ---
    Minor surgery?
[16:57] ---
    Yeah! How you like them apples?!
[17:08] ---
    Woo! Shit went flying!
[17:12] ---
    10 seconds.
[17:13] ---
    Yeah! Wait, what about ten seconds?
[17:13] ---
    9, 8...
[17:15] ---
    - What a surprise!
    - 7, 6...
[17:17] ---
    Master Quadrillion had
    a mechanical body.
[17:21] ---
    He was a robot?
[17:23] ---
    After one move,
    the winner is Challenger Popuko.
[17:28] ---
    One more to go.
[17:30] ---
    Impressive.
[17:33] ---
    Dude, I thought you broke.
[17:33] ---
    Go to the top floor of this tower...
[17:35] ---
    You're just a talking head now.
[17:36] ---
    You've earned the right
    to know the truth.
[17:38] ---
    I figured you out! You're some
    kind of machine, aren't you?!
[17:46] ---
    I have been waiting.
[17:47] ---
    What the? You're a damn machine, too?
[17:49] ---
    I am Mother AI PP1000,
    true master of the Divine Move.
[17:50] ---
    Here we go!
[17:53] ---
    I came here to see you!
[17:55] ---
    The players you faced
    were mere holograms.
[17:56] ---
    I'm gonna beat you to a pulp!
[18:00] ---
    Create top players of flesh and blood,
    then to crush them...
[18:04] ---
    That was the real goal of
    Mother AI PP1000.
[18:09] ---
    That's amazing.
[18:11] ---
    P-P-P-Pipimi!
[18:13] ---
    She disappeared! P-Pipimi's gone!
[18:15] ---
    Child of man!
[18:16] ---
    Show me your human potential!
[18:16] ---
    And, uh...
SIGN    Mother AI
    PP1000 Perfected Model
[18:18] ---
    She combined with this thing!
[18:21] ---
    I heard that AI shogi was progressing,
    but had no idea it would be this advanced!
[18:26] ---
    The AI solution seems to be
[18:28] ---
    controlling the players
    to improve the shogi world.
[18:30] ---
    What about the players?!
[18:33] ---
    Right. They're going to improve—
[18:34] ---
    Frightening, isn't it?
[18:40] ---
    Your...name...
[18:45] ---
    is...!
[19:00] ---
    Pipimi...
[19:03] ---
    Over here, Popuko.
[19:05] ---
    Pipimi!
[19:08] ---
    I'm here. R-Right over here.
[19:08] ---
    Wait! Where are you?!
[19:12] ---
    Pipimi...
    Are you really okay with this?
[19:18] ---
    Stop talking over me.
[19:19] ---
    Pipimi! Pipimi!
[19:19] ---
    Dude, stop talking over me! Hello?!
[19:22] ---
    Shut up! Are you listening?!
[19:23] ---
    Pipimi! You don't even have a head anymore!
[19:25] ---
    Come on! Just shut up!
[19:27] ---
    Pipimi's just a goddamn ribbon now!
[19:28] ---
    This isn't how it's supposed to be!
[19:30] ---
    Argh!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[19:35] ---
    "Bob Epic Team."
SIGN    Hankyu Koshien
[19:38] ---
    It's our first time here.
SIGN    Regional handstand
[19:40] ---
    Now that we're here,
    I'm doing a "regional" handstand!
SIGN    Regional handstand
[19:44] ---
    Here goes!
[19:47] ---
    "Regional" flip!
[19:50] ---
    "Regional" body link formation!
[19:53] ---
    "Regional" first pitch from the mound!
[19:56] ---
    "Regional" three strikes, you're out!
[19:59] ---
    "Regional" first round elimination!
[20:08] ---
    My pippi-beau...
[20:10] ---
    No girl says "pippi-beau"!
[20:13] ---
    Really? I don't think it sounds bad.
[20:16] ---
    Pipi... pippi. Pipi... pippi.
[20:20] ---
    Dude, that's gross.
[20:22] ---
    Daisuke! Daisuke! Daisuke,
    Daisuke! Daisuke, Daisuke!
[20:23] ---
    Stop. Just stop already.
[20:24] ---
    Can you hear me...?
[20:26] ---
    - I can hear you.
    - My name is...
[20:28] ---
    Your name is...
[20:30] ---
    D****star!
[20:32] ---
    Wrong...
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[20:43] ---
    "Pop Team Cooking."
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[20:48] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - Cooking!
[20:51] ---
    La Saint-Valentin is coming up
    so we're making du chocolat.
[20:56] ---
    Yeah!
[20:58] ---
    I'll add sugar until you say stop.
[21:07] ---
    Stopping!
[21:12] ---
    Huh? Wait... Is it because
    I said, "Stopping"? Stop... No, sto—
SIGN    End
[21:19] ---
    Way too fast!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[21:22] ---
    "Bob Epic Team."
SIGN    (New series)
[21:25] ---
    Blankie, I'm going to school.
[21:28] ---
    I can't! If I sleep now,
    for sure I'll be late.
[21:31] ---
    Oh hey, mattress.
[21:33] ---
    Hey, curtain.
[21:35] ---
    Hey, comfie pillow!
[21:37] ---
    Oh... alarm clock!
[21:41] ---
    C'mon, come back to sleep!
[21:44] ---
    Thanks, guys.
SIGN    Subscribe
[21:54] ---
    Thanks for watching!
[21:57] ---
    Smartphone users,
    hit the button down here.
[21:59] ---
    PC users, please subscribe
    to my channel from here.
[22:03] ---
    Yep! Thank you for subscribing! And...
[22:07] ---
    You there, who didn't register...
[22:09] ---
    I'm coming for you, now.
[22:15] ---
    Hey. I know you're home.
[22:18] ---
    I know you're in there! Hey! Come
    on out! Let's have some fun!
SIGN    Preview
[23:21] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:23] ---
    Due to location work, I miss
    my year-end school trip!
[23:26] ---
    Then Daichi and I end up in
    the same room at the same inn!
[23:30] ---
    B-But we're not engaged yet!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 7 "Sharing Rooms Means Sharing Names?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:39] ---

[23:41] ---**

E7 - Hellshake Yano

E8 - The Dragon of Iidabashi Pipi's Revenge

E9 - Dancing with a Miracle

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:00] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[00:03] ---
    It's showtime!
SIGN    Tai-chan Body Parts!
[00:09] ---
    Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya! Yay! Taichan (Heart).
[00:13] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Hand).
[00:14] ---
    I went to look at a house recently.
[00:17] ---
    Did you buy it?
[00:18] ---
    It was out of my reach.
[00:20] ---
    Guess you need a hand!
[00:24] ---
    Bye-bye! Bye!
[01:59] ---
    #9
    Dancing with a Miracle
SIGN    By Space Cat Company
[02:05] ---
    The boy becomes the adult.
[02:08] ---
    Let me tell today,
    a story of some old friends.
SIGN    A Miracle and a Dance
    Original Title: Dream in New York
[02:19] ---
    I think back to when I first met them.
[02:21] ---
    The memory is still clear as day.
[02:24] ---
    It happened to be the very first time
    I visited New York City.
[02:30] ---
    Oh!
[02:31] ---
    No!
[02:37] ---
    I'm craving some ham!
[02:39] ---
    You hot, baby!
[02:47] ---
    A-Amazing.
[02:50] ---
    Oh, wait a minute!
[02:51] ---
    What do you wanna do tonight?
[02:52] ---
    C'mon, wait!
[02:53] ---
    They're dumb.
[02:54] ---
    My heart was overwhelmed with affection.
[02:55] ---
    Hello?
[02:56] ---
    Uh, sure.
[02:56] ---
    I had run away from home to the big city,
[02:58] ---
    after losing faith in
    the adults who surrounded me.
[03:01] ---
    Only to be saved by some
    strangers on the street.
[03:07] ---
    Right side!
[03:09] ---
    Uh... a fat foreigner!
[03:11] ---
    That's when dad yelled at me like...
[03:12] ---
    Left side, Pipimi!
[03:13] ---
    "You ate my damned cherry pie,
    didn't you?"
[03:14] ---
    Now, stare each other down. Just like that.
[03:15] ---
    Man, was I fed up.
[03:17] ---
    I love your white, soulless eyes.
[03:17] ---
    Because the culprit was
    Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
[03:19] ---
    Go!
[03:21] ---
    Not to mention that very same day,
[03:21] ---
    Guts, damn it!
[03:22] ---
    Next up is another fat foreigner.
[03:23] ---
    something even worse happened at school.
[03:25] ---
    That damned Johnny kissed Mary
    right on the cheek!
[03:27] ---
    It already started! Go!
[03:28] ---
    And it's done. Who the hell?!
[03:29] ---
    Oh, Mary's the girl
    who I actually like.
[03:31] ---
    U-Uh...
[03:33] ---
    Who... Just go!
[03:35] ---
    Hey, look. They have shit-flavored curry.
[03:35] ---
    Even though I considered myself
    a shy person back then,
[03:38] ---
    What?
[03:39] ---
    I had no problem
    getting to know these girls.
[03:39] ---
    Shit-flavored curry.
[03:41] ---
    I'm gonna puke.
[03:42] ---
    Would you prefer shit-flavored
    curry or curry-flavored shit?
[03:45] ---
    And so, the girls show me
    the dazzling night life of New York City.
[03:52] ---
    They even personally listened to
    all the struggles I was carrying,
[03:53] ---
    Bob? Is that Bob I see?
[03:55] ---
    What do you think?
[03:56] ---
    which made me happy.
[03:57] ---
    It was all so stimulating,
[03:59] ---
    and compared to
    anything else I have experienced...
[04:01] ---
    Pot is top if you read it backwards.
[04:02] ---
    it was so cool, and cool,
    and the coolest thing ever!
[04:06] ---
    What are you making?
[04:06] ---
    6,660,000.
[04:08] ---
    I dunno...
[04:09] ---
    I'm gonna sell this for 100 yen.
[04:09] ---
    I'll think about it...
[04:11] ---
    Gimme.
[04:14] ---
    It's burning!
[04:16] ---
    The fire is burning.
[04:17] ---
    Thanks for today.
[04:18] ---
    I am also burning.
[04:18] ---
    When I see you two, it feels like
    I've been freed from my shackles.
[04:21] ---
    Ahh, I'm burning.
[04:23] ---
    **** maguro.
[04:25] ---
    zanmai.
[04:27] ---
    What?! No way, a maguro?!
    I can't dissect that...!
[04:39] ---
    It was then that I realized...
[04:41] ---
    No, those girls had made me realize...
[04:44] ---
    Chopping, chop, chop, choppy, and open.
[04:49] ---
    Hey, hey, are you a samurai?
[04:51] ---
    You totally are.
[04:52] ---
    Bob, eat up already.
[04:52] ---
    ...that in the end,
    I found myself too scared
[04:52] ---
    Samurai.
[04:54] ---
    Samurai in your past life.
[04:54] ---
    Bob.
[04:55] ---
    to do anything for myself.
[04:55] ---
    I'm gonna call you Goemon now, okay, Goemon?
[04:57] ---
    I'm Bob.
[04:58] ---
    Goemonmi. Goemonmi?
[04:58] ---
    I blamed others
    if something didn't go well,
[05:01] ---
    and continued to run away from reality.
[05:14] ---
    I gave it a lot of thought,
    but I've decided to go back home.
[05:20] ---
    Right now, I'm nothing.
[05:22] ---
    I've realized that I don't have
    the proper resolution to live my life
[05:26] ---
    with freedom, like you two.
[05:30] ---
    Thank you...
[05:32] ---
    I'll think long and hard about
    what I want to do when I'm getting older.
[05:38] ---
    Do I look sexy?
[05:40] ---
    Oh, absolutely.
[05:47] ---
    Ah, my loving friends...
[05:49] ---
    I'm sure, even now,
    you're living in your freedom somewhere.
[05:53] ---
    Those girls told me something.
[05:55] ---
    As someone who has nothing,
    I have to think long and hard
[05:59] ---
    about what I must do for the future.
[06:02] ---
    If I had never met those two girls,
[06:05] ---
    I wouldn't be here
    standing in front of you,
[06:08] ---
    as the mayor of New York City.
[06:11] ---
    So I'd like to take this moment,
[06:13] ---
    to express my gratitude
    towards those two girls.
[06:18] ---
    You two are my friends for all eternity.
[06:21] ---
    Thank you!
[06:37] ---
    You won't get away with that.
[06:43] ---
    Huge haul!
[06:52] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[06:55] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
[06:58] ---
    I'll be late for the secret tea party.
[07:04] ---
    Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
[07:05] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! M-Mr. Eel?
[07:08] ---
    Uh, Ueno? Eel?
[07:10] ---
    Ueno? E-Eel? Ueno?
[07:13] ---
    Is it eel or Ueno? Ueno. Ueno?!
[07:16] ---
    Wait, is it Ueno? Or eel?
[07:20] ---
    Mr. Ueno sure is late.
[07:25] ---
    Latte art is so cute.
[07:26] ---
    Latte art is cute.
[07:28] ---
    I'll have one with latte art.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
[07:32] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[07:34] ---
    Here's your latte art.
[07:39] ---
    Please enjoy.
[07:43] ---
    What was the drawing?
[07:45] ---
    It was the color of shit.
[07:49] ---
    I'm sorry I asked.
SIGN    Button
[07:54] ---
    Press this button.
[07:57] ---
    Squeeze.
SIGN    Squeeze...
[08:17] ---
    What if 1000 out of 10 people
    didn't like you, Popuchin?
[08:30] ---
    Save with me!
[08:33] ---
    What does that mean? I don't understand.
[08:36] ---
    And what if I...
[08:37] ---
    was the only person on your side?
[08:40] ---
    I can't speak English!
[08:44] ---
    Center of my universe...
[08:47] ---
    What's that mean?
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:55] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    (New series)
[08:57] ---
    I have something funny to say.
[09:00] ---
    Um...
[09:02] ---
    That's funny.
[09:03] ---
    That's funny! That's so funny! So funny!
[09:10] ---
    I didn't say it yet.
[09:14] ---
    I didn't say it.
[09:16] ---
    I didn't say it yet!
[09:37] ---
    I love French cuisine,
[09:39] ---
    but some foods have such a strong odor,
    tourists can't stomach them.
[09:44] ---
    In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
[09:46] ---
    a dish that has a really strong smell.
[09:56] ---
    This is our first meal in France.
    Let's be adventurous.
[10:01] ---
    I think I'll try the aroofroofroof.
[10:04] ---
    How fun! And you, Popuko?
[10:06] ---
    Oh, I think I'll try the sharleblargh.
[10:11] ---
    What even is this?
[10:13] ---
    Oh, god. It stinks so bad.
[10:17] ---
    Okay, I can definitely eat this.
SIGN    End
[10:29] ---
    Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
[10:31] ---
    Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
[10:34] ---
    We have the right ventricle
    and the left ventricle...
[10:38] ---
    So how come we're not in the anime?
[10:41] ---
    They're so blatant
    the way they pair things up.
[10:45] ---
    Won't people get upset?
[10:47] ---
    - Piggybacking...
    - Marketing!
[11:31] ---
    That's all?!
[11:36] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[11:37] ---
    I'm stranded at the spot
    that holds memories of Daichi.
[11:40] ---
    Then he comes for me!
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
    "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop, episode 10 Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:50] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[11:53] ---
    It's showtime!
SIGN    Taichan Body Parts!
[11:59] ---
    Taichan Body Parts.
[12:00] ---
    Yup.
[12:00] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Heart).
[12:02] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Hand).
[12:04] ---
    I went to look at a house recently.
[12:07] ---
    Did you buy it?
[12:09] ---
    It was out of my reach.
[12:11] ---
    Guess you need a hand!
[12:16] ---
    Should we do this?
[12:18] ---
    Sorry.
[12:18] ---
    Let's talk during the opening, too.
[12:20] ---
    I guess we are.
[12:21] ---
    So with Bkub-sensei's series lately...
[12:25] ---
    They seem to end with
    murders a lot, so I'm worried.
[12:28] ---
    Someone loses it at the end.
[12:30] ---
    They've always been like that.
[12:31] ---
    They have?
[12:32] ---
    Are they okay?
[12:32] ---
    They're actually a streamer.
[12:34] ---
    Oh, so they're not a mangaka?
[12:36] ---
    It says here they're not.
[12:37] ---
    Why are the executives...
[12:37] ---
    Hey, which one's the evil one?
[12:39] ---
    There's 3 executives.
[12:41] ---
    Three? I guess they're splitting up the work.
[12:42] ---
    Yeah, exactly.
[12:44] ---
    Gross, what the heck?
[12:46] ---
    She's in there.
[12:47] ---
    *******?
[12:49] ---
    How, though?
[12:51] ---
    Man, that's gross.
[12:52] ---
    Who the hell's this dude?
[12:54] ---
    Oh, King Records, eh?
[12:55] ---
    Yup.
[12:56] ---
    Thanks for giving us work, King Records.
[12:58] ---
    They kept King Records
    on the screen for a while.
[13:00] ---
    They did.
[13:02] ---
    Is this part supposed to be Gndm?
[13:05] ---
    Whoops. I shouldn't say that.
[13:07] ---
    This is Bi*******n. That spinning part.
[13:09] ---
    The opening from Bi*******n?
[13:11] ---
    Where the faces spin.
[13:12] ---
    Yup.
[13:14] ---
    Angels and demons.
[13:15] ---
    Yeah, that. Exactly.
[13:15] ---
    They keep changing.
[13:18] ---
    Sometimes I'm not sure
    what I'm even looking at.
[13:20] ---
    Oh, so this is Uesaka-san's song.
[13:22] ---
    You just realized that?
[13:25] ---
    I never cared about who sang it.
[13:28] ---
    The opening's the Jj people.
[13:31] ---
    Kamikaze Douga.
[13:31] ---
    Kamikaze Douga's doing it.
[13:33] ---
    Okay.
[13:34] ---
    Anyway, let's do this.
[13:36] ---
    Right on.
[13:37] ---
    Yup.
[13:37] ---
    I'mma do my best.
[13:40] ---
    The following program is
    brought to you by King Records.
[13:49] ---
    #9
    Dancing with a Miracle
[13:49] ---
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Translation: Masahiro Arakaki
[13:54] ---
    Da kid grows up to an adult one day.
[13:58] ---
    Lemme tell ya,
    a story of some old chums.
[14:03] ---
    Dancing with a Miracle
SIGN    A Miracle and a Dance
    Original Title: Dream in New York
[14:08] ---
    Thinking 'bout da day I met 'em...
[14:11] ---
    da memories are as clear as day.
[14:14] ---
    Was the first time eva that
    I visited New York City.
[14:20] ---
    Oh!
[14:22] ---
    Get off!
[14:27] ---
    Damn, I thought I was gonna die.
[14:30] ---
    Got you now, spammer.
[14:32] ---
    Causing us all this trouble.
[14:33] ---
    You're not human! You can't fool us!
[14:35] ---
    Your spam mails have no effect on us.
[14:38] ---
    A-Amazing.
[14:39] ---
    Hey, hey, wait!
[14:40] ---
    How're we getting back?
[14:42] ---
    Hitchhiking.
[14:42] ---
    I said, wait!
[14:44] ---
    Damn, my heart was full with emotion.
[14:48] ---
    I wen run away from home to da big city,
[14:51] ---
    'cuz I neva had faith in
    the grown-ups around me.
[14:54] ---
    Den some strangers wen save me,
    from the streets.
[15:00] ---
    My pa would yell like...
[15:03] ---
    "You ate my damned cherry pie,
    didn't you?"
[15:06] ---
    Man, I was fed up.
[15:09] ---
    Ready, fight!
[15:09] ---
    'Cuz it wasn't me
    but Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
[15:12] ---
    Win.
[15:13] ---
    And den, da same day...
[15:15] ---
    Ready... fight!
[15:16] ---
    something more worse happened at school.
[15:18] ---
    You win.
[15:19] ---
    That damned Johnny kissed Mary
    right on the cheek!
[15:21] ---
    Ready, fight!
[15:23] ---
    See, Mary's the girl
    I got the hots for.
[15:25] ---
    You win.
[15:25] ---
    I figured I was a shy guy back den...
[15:26] ---
    Hey, it's another robot.
[15:28] ---
    You know... isn't this dirty?
[15:30] ---
    but I neva had issues with da girls.
[15:32] ---
    D-Don't zoom in like that...
[15:34] ---
    Whoa.
[15:35] ---
    Anyway, the girls showed me
[15:38] ---
    the awesome night life of New York City.
[15:40] ---
    Come on, push faster already.
[15:42] ---
    And they even heard me out
    'bout my personal struggles.
[15:43] ---
    Damn, can't you go faster?
[15:45] ---
    Right? You wanna go on a trip, don't you?
[15:46] ---
    That made me happy.
[15:47] ---
    Get moving already.
[15:48] ---
    They wen stimulate me more than
    any experience I had in the past.
[15:48] ---
    You wanna go on a trip, don't you?
[15:49] ---
    Pick it up a notch. Come on.
[15:52] ---
    It was way betta than anything
    I experienced...
[15:58] ---
    How elegant.
[15:59] ---
    Hey, this is looking good.
[16:04] ---
    Thanks for today.
[16:07] ---
    H-Hey, be really careful
    putting bamboo into the fire.
[16:07] ---
    Looking at you, I feel like
[16:10] ---
    It pops right?
[16:11] ---
    It goes pop. Pow.
[16:11] ---
    Yeah, exactly.
[16:11] ---
    my shackles are broken free.
[16:13] ---
    Maguro!
[16:16] ---
    I'll make you pop, too.
[16:18] ---
    Huh? I can't cut up a maguro!
[16:29] ---
    And then, I wen realize...
[16:30] ---
    Wow, this is impressive.
[16:31] ---
    No, da girls made me realize...
[16:32] ---
    Truly amazing.
[16:34] ---
    Cuts through anything, eh?
[16:35] ---
    Yeah, you just go like this.
[16:37] ---
    Choppy, chop.
[16:38] ---
    Wow, fantastic!
[16:39] ---
    And there you have it.
[16:42] ---
    It looks yummy.
[16:42] ---
    ...that in the end,
[16:43] ---
    I've cut down something so trivial again.
[16:45] ---
    I was too scared
    for do anything for myself.
[16:49] ---
    I blamed others wen somethin' went wrong,
[16:52] ---
    and neva face reality.
[17:04] ---
    So I wen think a lot,
[17:06] ---
    and decided to go back home.
[17:10] ---
    Right now, I'm nothing.
[17:13] ---
    And I gotta have da guts to live strong
[17:16] ---
    and live free, like you two.
[17:20] ---
    Thank you...
[17:22] ---
    I goin' think long and hard about
    what I really wanna do with my life.
[17:27] ---
    Yay!
[17:28] ---
    Yeah, this is definitely going on Instagram.
[17:30] ---
    So how are we getting down?
[17:30] ---
    Onto Instagram you go.
[17:33] ---
    Eh, my dear pals...
[17:37] ---
    I know, even now, you stay live
    freely somewhere.
[17:43] ---
    Da girls taught me something.
[17:46] ---
    Wen you have nothing,
[17:48] ---
    you gotta think long and hard
    about how to get ahead.
[17:53] ---
    If I wen never meet da two girls,
[17:55] ---
    I wouldn't be here
    standing in front of you,
[17:59] ---
    as the mayor of New York City.
[18:01] ---
    So I wanna take this moment,
[18:03] ---
    to say thank you to da two girls.
[18:07] ---
    You two are my friends for eva and eva.
[18:11] ---
    Thank you!
[18:27] ---
    You ain't gonna get away with this!
[18:28] ---

[18:31] ---
    Gu*lty Gr.
[18:33] ---
    A cornered fox is fiercer than a jackal!
[18:39] ---
    We got an order for "Pop Team Epic"!
[18:43] ---
    New series: Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[18:45] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
[18:48] ---
    I'll be late for the secret tea party.
[18:53] ---
    Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
[18:55] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[18:58] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[19:00] ---
    Mr. Eel!
[19:02] ---
    Mr. Rabbit!
[19:05] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[19:10] ---
    Mr. Eel is late.
[19:12] ---
    Pop Te– Did that just say "Chinpiku"?
[19:15] ---
    Latte art is so cute.
[19:16] ---
    Latte art is cute.
[19:18] ---
    I'll have one with latte art.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
[19:22] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[19:24] ---
    Here's your latte art.
[19:29] ---
    Please enjoy.
[19:33] ---
    What was the drawing?
[19:34] ---
    I dunno, not interested.
[19:37] ---
    Solider.
[19:40] ---
    Faust.
SIGN    Button
[19:43] ---
    Just press this button.
[19:45] ---
    Okay.
[19:47] ---
    Trendy.
SIGN    Squeeze...
[19:49] ---
    I wanna hold you.
[19:57] ---
    Reunion!
[19:59] ---
    I just wanna feel good.
[20:05] ---
    So, what if...
[20:07] ---
    What if 1000 out of 10 people
    didn't like you, Popuchin?
[20:20] ---
    That's so mean!
[20:26] ---
    And what if I...
[20:27] ---
    was the only person on your side?
[20:32] ---
    Center of my universe...
[20:37] ---
    .
[20:44] ---
    New series: Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[20:48] ---
    I have something funny to say.
[20:51] ---
    Um...
[20:52] ---
    That's funny.
[20:53] ---
    I didn't say it yet.
[21:00] ---
    I didn't say it yet.
[21:03] ---
    I didn't say it.
[21:06] ---
    I didn't say it yet!
[21:12] ---
    How could you?
[21:26] ---
    I love French cuisine,
[21:29] ---
    but some foods have such a strong odor,
    tourists can't stomach them.
[21:34] ---
    In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
[21:36] ---
    a dish that has a really strong smell.
[21:46] ---
    This is our first meal in France.
    Let's be adventurous.
[21:51] ---
    I think I'll try...
    this thing I can't even read.
[21:53] ---
    It sounds delicious!
    And you, Popuko?
[21:56] ---
    Let's see...
[21:58] ---
    I'll have the salade de maroilles lololol.
[22:04] ---
    Really?
[22:05] ---
    Oh, I see...
[22:07] ---
    This is probably good.
[22:09] ---
    Really?
SIGN    End
[22:12] ---
    Really?
[22:19] ---
    Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
[22:24] ---
    A*****!
[22:26] ---
    Huh?
[23:25] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] ---
    I'm stranded at the spot
    that holds memories of Daichi.
[23:30] ---
    Then he comes for me!
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
    "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop, episode 10 "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!

E10 - Ginza Hostess Detective

E11 - Cursed Mansion

Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:03] ---
    Eisai...
[00:04] ---
    ...haramasukoi!
[00:08] ---
    What are you doing?
[00:10] ---
    The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
    You think it'll catch on?
[00:14] ---
    Not a chance.
[00:20] ---
    I'm sure it will!
[00:56] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[00:58] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[00:59] ---
    E-E-E-E-Eisai... haramasukoi.
[01:03] ---
    Eisai...haramasukoi.
[01:05] ---
    E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:06] ---
    E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:08] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[01:11] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
    E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:15] ---
    Eh?
[01:16] ---
    #11
    Cursed Mansion
[01:16] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[01:19] ---
    All together now... Cheers!
[01:22] ---
    I love the atmosphere of this place.
    I'm gonna Instagram it.
[01:24] ---
    It's really noisy.
[01:25] ---
    Cool place you found, Hayato.
    You outdid yourself.
[01:26] ---
    What the?
[01:28] ---
    I found it on the Net...
    on a site that's really hard to find.
[01:28] ---
    Someone's here. Hey.
[01:31] ---
    Hello?
[01:32] ---
    What was your name again?
[01:32] ---
    Eisai... I'm Pipimi.
[01:32] ---
    Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
[01:34] ---
    Pipimi! Right, Pipimi!
[01:35] ---
    - Oh, that's the pits.
    - I'll say.
[01:36] ---
    Eisai... haramasu—
[01:36] ---
    Pipimi, I hear something out there.
[01:38] ---
    Oh hey, look.
    It's from the home party.
[01:39] ---
    Pipimi, go take a look for me.
[01:42] ---
    Shota, you're such a party animal.
[01:42] ---
    What's all that racket?
[01:45] ---
    Someone's there!
[01:45] ---
    Okay, IG Story.
[01:46] ---
    Say what?!
[01:47] ---
    Yay!
[01:48] ---
    P-Popuko, there's people here.
[01:49] ---
    Really?
[01:49] ---
    - Never mind.
    - Yeah.
[01:49] ---
    There's like four randos we don't know.
[01:52] ---
    Are they friends of yours?
[01:53] ---
    Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
[01:53] ---
    What?
[01:54] ---
    They're not my friends. I don't know any of them.
[01:56] ---
    I know!
[01:57] ---
    Like... OMG!
[01:57] ---
    There's like... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
[01:59] ---
    Leave it to ace here
    of our drinking group.
[02:01] ---
    I don't know those guys equaling
    about six and a half people.
[02:02] ---
    Oww... Cut it out.
[02:05] ---
    So is this an un... unlawful entry?
[02:05] ---
    Yup, he's so handy.
[02:07] ---
    For sure.
[02:08] ---
    Unlawful entry?
[02:11] ---
    They're some punks.
SIGN    Cursed Mansion
[02:12] ---
    Punks? Let's chase them away.
[02:15] ---
    Hm? What's the matter?
[02:16] ---
    Pipimi.
[02:17] ---
    I need to go potty.
[02:18] ---
    Seriously though, let's go together.
[02:18] ---
    Potty?
[02:19] ---
    Potty.
[02:19] ---
    Th-Then you should hurry and go.
[02:20] ---
    It might be number 2.
[02:21] ---
    Well, I'm ready and willing.
[02:22] ---
    Let's go! Hurry!
[02:23] ---
    It's gotta be you, Reina.
[02:23] ---
    Crap.
[02:24] ---
    Run!
[02:25] ---
    Aya's been gone a long time.
[02:25] ---
    Run! Run! Run!
[02:25] ---
    I can't keep it in if I run!
[02:27] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[02:27] ---
    It'll come out!
[02:28] ---
    Wait, Popuko!
[02:29] ---
    There's someone inside!
[02:29] ---
    I need to go! Pipimi!
[02:31] ---
    There's a line to get in!
[02:33] ---
    Someone's in there!
[02:34] ---
    No way, dude! I'm at my limit here!
[02:37] ---
    I think she felt your urgency.
[02:37] ---
    Get the hell out already!
[02:38] ---
    W-What?
[02:40] ---
    I'm about to lose all my dignity as
    a person right now. You okay with that?
[02:43] ---
    Eww, creepy.
[02:43] ---
    It's gonna happen.
[02:43] ---
    This won't make it to air.
[02:48] ---
    Did you properly disinfect everything?
[02:49] ---
    Did you put the seat back down?
[02:54] ---
    A-Aya!
[02:57] ---
    What's wrong?!
[02:59] ---
    Aya!
[03:01] ---
    O-Over there!
[03:04] ---
    There's nothing there, Aya.
[03:07] ---
    Girls...
[03:09] ---
    There were two girls standing there!
[03:12] ---
    Aya, calm down!
[03:14] ---
    Aya, let's just go back to the room.
[03:16] ---
    Hey, wait... Shogo!
[03:26] ---
    Man, thank goodness I made it.
[03:27] ---
    - You okay?
    - Uh-huh.
[03:28] ---
    I'm glad you made it.
[03:30] ---
    I made it. I retained my dignity
    as a person, Pipimi.
[03:31] ---
    Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
[03:34] ---
    Huh?
[03:34] ---
    Thank goodness. I didn't know
    how things were gonna end up for a bit.
[03:35] ---
    Trying to look helpless and cute.
[03:38] ---
    Oh?
[03:38] ---
    It's gotten really boring.
[03:39] ---
    Wait.
[03:41] ---
    I'm not pretending!
[03:42] ---
    Now they're fighting in someone else's house.
[03:42] ---
    There really were two girls!
    I'm not lying!
[03:44] ---
    Hey, read the room.
[03:46] ---
    Just stop.
[03:46] ---
    Hey, Reina, stop it.
[03:48] ---
    It gets really nasty when girls fight.
[03:48] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[03:49] ---
    We all know you have
    the hots for Aya.
[03:51] ---
    Yup.
[03:52] ---
    Right?
[03:52] ---
    Seriously, isn't she cold with
    her shoulders out like that?
[03:53] ---
    It's so disgusting.
[03:55] ---
    It's the dead of winter.
[03:57] ---
    W-What are you saying?!
[03:57] ---
    Yeah. It's the dead of winter.
[03:59] ---
    You're gonna get sick.
[04:00] ---
    So hey, I think it's great.
    Pair up, you two!
[04:01] ---
    Her ankles are showing, too.
[04:02] ---
    The other one's under a blanket, too.
[04:04] ---
    And I'll stick with Shogo.
[04:05] ---
    I know, right?
[04:07] ---
    Oh, this is just...
[04:07] ---
    Hey, Reina.
[04:10] ---
    Yeah...
[04:10] ---
    I feel sorry for you, Reina.
[04:11] ---
    This is becoming a hot mess.
[04:13] ---
    It sure is.
[04:13] ---
    You don't even know that
    Shogo and I have a thing going?
[04:19] ---
    Really?!
[04:22] ---
    I'm in for it now!
[04:23] ---
    Then what was that kiss
    back there in the kitchen?!
[04:27] ---
    What?
[04:27] ---
    Yikes.
[04:28] ---
    What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
[04:29] ---
    Wow, he's a real piece of shit.
[04:30] ---
    He really is.
[04:32] ---
    I had too much to drink and...
[04:32] ---
    There really are assholes like this.
[04:34] ---
    Yeah, but how did she not—
[04:37] ---
    Hey.
[04:39] ---
    You bastard...
    Always getting it on with the girls.
[04:39] ---
    Hey, now!
[04:39] ---
    That watermelon just splattered all over the floor.
[04:42] ---
    How dare you waste food like that?!
[04:42] ---
    And always rubbing it in!
[04:45] ---
    And you messed up someone else's house!
[04:45] ---
    I'll slaughter all of you!
[04:46] ---
    Seriously! What are you
    gonna do about this, huh?
[04:49] ---
    Who do you think is gonna clean this up?
[04:50] ---
    You wait!
[04:51] ---
    Pipimi's gonna have to clean this all up.
[04:53] ---
    Help... help!
[04:53] ---
    Huh? You have to help, too.
[04:56] ---
    That's not my thing.
[04:56] ---
    I can't take this!
    I'm leaving!
[04:57] ---
    You really...
[04:58] ---
    You really should help me.
[05:00] ---
    Start! C'mon, start!
[05:00] ---
    Hey! What the hell?
[05:02] ---
    You're just gonna leave after leaving this mess?
[05:04] ---
    It started!
[05:05] ---
    Yeah!
[05:06] ---
    As if.
[05:12] ---
    For real, though...
[05:14] ---
    Just be a good girl...
[05:15] ---
    That guy is trying to crack open another watermelon.
[05:18] ---
    - Damn you!
    - What?!
[05:19] ---
    He is...
[05:19] ---
    Oh, no! Where'd she get that?
[05:22] ---
    That doesn't belong to you!
[05:22] ---
    Aya...!
[05:23] ---
    Yeah!
[05:23] ---
    Now there's another mess!
[05:25] ---
    Come on, dude.
[05:27] ---
    The floor, the walls...
[05:38] ---
    Look at this mess!
[05:41] ---
    It's so filthy!
[05:45] ---
    We need to remodel, Pipimi.
[05:46] ---
    Yeah, we definitely should.
[05:49] ---
    Yup.
[05:51] ---
    Cash.
[05:52] ---
    Cash? Get us some cash?
[05:52] ---
    Bring us some cash, Pipimi.
[05:54] ---
    Wait, I have to earn it all on my own?
[05:57] ---
    It's all you, Pipimi.
[05:59] ---
    Really?
[05:59] ---
    Pay for the remodel.
[06:02] ---
    I'll do what I can.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[06:15] ---
    Bob Team Epic.
SIGN    (New series)
[06:17] ---
    Mayor, I've come up with an idea
    for new playground equipment!
[06:21] ---
    Well done!
[06:22] ---
    How about a jetpack swing?
SIGN    Jetpack Swing
[06:25] ---
    No, that won't do.
    It's too dangerous—
[06:29] ---
    You'll still pay me for all my work!
[06:31] ---
    With your life!
[06:39] ---
    These peas are yummy.
    These peas are yummy.
[06:42] ---
    Live long.
[06:50] ---
    Pop Team Epic Stories of Old.
[06:57] ---
    Would you like to know
    what I'm reading?
[06:59] ---
    I would.
[07:03] ---
    Now I'm actually wood!
[07:05] ---
    She turned into a tree!
[07:06] ---
    Pipimi...!
[07:08] ---
    Don't leave me!
[07:17] ---
    And that's the way the story goes.
[07:27] ---
    Pipimi!
[07:29] ---
    How'd you get so big?
[07:40] ---
    Science?
[07:45] ---
    Oh, science.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[07:59] ---
    Pop Team Epic Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[08:03] ---
    - Pop Team Epic...
    - Cooking!
[08:06] ---
    We're making rice omelet today!
[08:08] ---
    I'll draw a heart with ketchup.
[08:14] ---
    Oh, that's very ni—
[08:15] ---
    Oh, this is so embarrassing!
[08:23] ---
    Noooo!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:30] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[08:32] ---
    We have a letter today.
[08:34] ---
    Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
    enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[08:41] ---
    That really hits hard.
[08:43] ---
    Gotcha!
[08:44] ---
    I'll draw tons of keyframes
    and make 'em move!
[08:47] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:51] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:54] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:56] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi dance,
    the real McCoy!
[09:09] ---
    Something that happens a lot in France
[09:11] ---
    is that people tend to be
    pretentious about wine,
[09:14] ---
    even though they don't know
    what they're talking about.
[09:18] ---
    Here, Popuko is talking about her drink.
[09:28] ---
    Oh, Paris!
[09:31] ---
    The perfect day to enjoy a glass.
[09:35] ---
    Look! Texture as smooth as silk.
[09:38] ---
    Color so clear, light shines through it.
[09:42] ---
    And this fragrance...
[09:45] ---
    It's so refined that I'm getting tipsy from it!
[09:48] ---
    Bitch, it's just grape juice!
SIGN    End
[10:07] ---
    See you!
[10:17] ---
    Okay, so why aren't we in the anime?
[10:19] ---
    There's only one episode left.
[10:21] ---
    No way! It's gonna end like this?!
[10:23] ---
    Hey, author, if you like Ai****u,
    keep making more!
[11:09] ---
    Too short!
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
[11:15] ---
    As I searched to find myself
    I remembered...
[11:18] ---
    Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
    and became a star.
[11:23] ---
    But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
    for all my memories of Sosogu,
[11:28] ---
    she brought her back to life.
[11:31] ---
    Now, she's about to lose her life
    for me again.
[11:35] ---
    This time, I want to keep
    the promise I made with you.
[11:40] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
[11:43] ---
    Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise.
[11:46] ---
    We'll fall in love once again.
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:53] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[11:58] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:01] ---
    The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
    You think it'll catch on?
[12:04] ---
    Not a chance.
[12:06] ---
    Oh, no!
[12:08] ---
    Unless...
[12:11] ---
    I'm sure it will.
[12:16] ---
    We got this?
[12:17] ---
    Hell yeah!
[12:19] ---
    For real?
[12:21] ---
    Hell yeah!
[12:24] ---
    What should I do?
[12:25] ---
    Just do it!
[12:27] ---
    Are we ready? Yikes.
[12:29] ---
    Same.
[12:34] ---
    One, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight!
[12:42] ---
    I'm done!
[12:44] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:46] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:48] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:53] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi. I'm done!
[12:53] ---
    Lookin' good!
[12:56] ---
    Hey, c’mon!
[13:03] ---
    Now for the greeting.
[13:06] ---
    #11
    Cursed Mansion
[13:06] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[13:09] ---
    All together now... Cheers!
[13:11] ---
    Cheers! Wait.
[13:12] ---
    I love the atmosphere of this place.
    I'm gonna Instagram it.
[13:13] ---
    They just toasted to something.
[13:15] ---
    Yeah.
[13:15] ---
    Cool place you found, Hayato.
    You outdid yourself.
[13:16] ---
    Who is this?
[13:17] ---
    Who the heck are these guys? Huh?
[13:18] ---
    I found it on the Net...
    on a site that's really hard to find.
[13:19] ---
    This is our place.
[13:20] ---
    The hell're you guys doing, huh?
[13:22] ---
    Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
[13:23] ---
    Looks like fun.
[13:24] ---
    Where'd you fools come from?
[13:25] ---
    Oh, that's the pits.
[13:26] ---
    I'll say.
[13:26] ---
    Don't say that.
[13:28] ---
    Wait, oh. Really?
[13:28] ---
    Oh hey, look.
    It's from the home party.
[13:30] ---
    Let's simmer down.
[13:31] ---
    Got it.
[13:31] ---
    We're classy fellows.
[13:31] ---
    We're... exactly.
[13:32] ---
    Shota, you're such a party animal.
[13:34] ---
    Right. We want to continue
    making a living in this world.
[13:35] ---
    Okay, IG Story.
[13:37] ---
    Yay!
[13:37] ---
    Right.
[13:37] ---
    Yes. Precisely.
[13:38] ---
    We were supposed to get into the story here.
[13:41] ---
    Oh, what? Really?
[13:42] ---
    We missed it.
[13:43] ---
    Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
[13:43] ---
    Sorry! My bad, Senpai! I'm so sorry!
[13:45] ---
    Who are these four anyway?
[13:46] ---
    I know!
[13:47] ---
    I'll say... so dramatic.
[13:47] ---
    They're like...
[13:48] ---
    What are they doing here?
[13:49] ---
    They're like a typical gathering.
[13:49] ---
    Leave it to ace here
    of our drinking group.
[13:51] ---
    Did they tell you they were coming?
[13:52] ---
    They did not.
[13:52] ---
    Oww... Cut it out.
[13:53] ---
    Exactly.
[13:54] ---
    Yeah.
[13:55] ---
    They're acting like they live here.
[13:55] ---
    Yup, he's so handy.
[13:56] ---
    Right?
[13:57] ---
    Making themselves at home.
[13:57] ---
    Why though?
[14:00] ---
    We've been watching this whole time.
[14:01] ---
    Ayup.
SIGN    Cursed Mansion
[14:03] ---
    Jukan!
[14:06] ---
    It's freezing.
[14:07] ---
    Say.
[14:08] ---
    Seriously though, let's go together.
[14:08] ---
    Hm? What is it?
[14:09] ---
    I can't get in.
[14:11] ---
    Really?
[14:11] ---
    Well, I'm ready and willing.
[14:11] ---
    This is our house.
[14:13] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:13] ---
    It's gotta be you, Reina.
[14:13] ---
    The door's locked.
[14:15] ---
    Aya's been gone a long time.
[14:16] ---
    What? Hey, someone's here.
[14:17] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[14:20] ---
    Say.
[14:21] ---
    Hm?
[14:22] ---
    People we don't know are here.
[14:24] ---
    Hey, what's going on here?
[14:26] ---
    You drank too much.
[14:27] ---
    Enough of your bullshit.
[14:28] ---
    W-What?
[14:30] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[14:30] ---
    We're in the bathroom.
[14:32] ---
    Hey, it's us.
[14:32] ---
    Ah.
[14:33] ---
    Eww, creepy.
[14:34] ---
    It's our turn now.
[14:37] ---
    Right here.
[14:40] ---
    So dark!
[14:42] ---
    Wasn't there anywhere better lit?
[14:43] ---
    A-Aya!
[14:43] ---
    Eisai...
[14:45] ---
    ...haramasukoi.
[14:47] ---
    What's wrong?!
[14:48] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[14:49] ---
    Aya!
[14:50] ---
    Yup.
[14:51] ---
    O-Over there!
[14:52] ---
    Just keep saying that.
[14:54] ---
    There's nothing.
[14:55] ---
    Eisai...
[14:56] ---
    We're already gone, boys.
[14:57] ---
    Girls...
[14:59] ---
    There were two girls standing there!
[14:59] ---
    We just wanted to scare you.
[15:00] ---
    Exactly.
[15:02] ---
    Aya, calm down!
[15:03] ---
    I mean, we had no idea these people were coming.
[15:04] ---
    Right? They said her name is Aya.
[15:04] ---
    Aya, let's just go back to the room.
[15:06] ---
    Hey, wait... Shogo!
[15:06] ---
    Aya.
[15:07] ---
    Aya? Which Aya?
[15:09] ---
    No idea.
[15:17] ---
    You okay?
[15:19] ---
    Did you hear how he just said that?
[15:21] ---
    Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
[15:21] ---
    I'm the one who bought all this.
[15:23] ---
    Huh?
[15:23] ---
    You bought that watermelon?
[15:24] ---
    Yes, they're my favorite.
[15:25] ---
    Trying to look helpless and cute.
[15:26] ---
    Oh, really?
[15:27] ---
    What's this?
[15:28] ---
    When you eat watermelons too much
[15:28] ---
    It's gotten really boring.
[15:29] ---
    you have to go pee.
[15:31] ---
    I'm not pretending!
[15:32] ---
    There really were two girls!
    I'm not lying!
[15:34] ---
    I eat them a lot, too.
[15:35] ---
    Now they're bickering.
[15:36] ---
    Hey, Reina, stop it.
[15:37] ---
    Say what?
[15:37] ---
    Yeah.
[15:38] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[15:39] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:39] ---
    We all know you have
    the hots for Aya.
[15:40] ---
    I hate thoughtless language like this.
[15:43] ---
    It's so disgusting.
[15:43] ---
    I hate that more than anything.
[15:45] ---
    Is that so?
[15:46] ---
    Speak Japanese properly.
[15:47] ---
    W-What are you saying?!
[15:47] ---
    Exactly.
[15:48] ---
    Yup.
[15:49] ---
    Proper Japanese.
[15:50] ---
    So hey, I think it's great.
    Pair up, you two!
[15:51] ---
    Just like we do.
[15:53] ---
    Uh-oh?
[15:54] ---
    And I'll stick with Shogo.
[15:56] ---
    What's happening?
[15:56] ---
    Oh, dear.
[15:57] ---
    Hey, Reina.
[15:58] ---
    Throwing herself on him.
[15:59] ---
    No fighting, now.
[16:00] ---
    I feel sorry for you, Reina.
[16:02] ---
    How did you get here anyways?
[16:03] ---
    What? You didn't invite them?
[16:03] ---
    You don't even know that
    Shogo and I have a thing going?
[16:06] ---
    What? No way. I hate
    thoughtless people like this.
[16:10] ---
    I...
[16:10] ---
    I only hang out with gentlemen.
[16:12] ---
    I'm in for it now!
[16:13] ---
    They didn't ask to use our place.
[16:13] ---
    Then what was that kiss
    back there in the kitchen?!
[16:14] ---
    Hey, what's that doing there?
[16:17] ---
    Why's that on the wall there? What's he going to do?
[16:17] ---
    What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
[16:20] ---
    Well, usually...
[16:22] ---
    I had too much to drink and...
[16:23] ---
    We were using it for cooking—
[16:26] ---
    My precious watermelon!
[16:29] ---
    You bastard...
    Always getting it on with the girls.
[16:31] ---
    No one asked for this!
[16:33] ---
    And always rubbing it in!
[16:33] ---
    Stop it!
[16:34] ---
    That's not why that was on the wall!
[16:35] ---
    I'll slaughter all of you!
[16:38] ---
    This is just...
[16:39] ---
    This is just awful!
[16:42] ---
    Just stop!
[16:43] ---
    It's freezing outsi— Oh, here she comes!
[16:46] ---
    I can't take it! I'm leaving!
[16:46] ---
    Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
[16:50] ---
    Start! C'mon, start!
[16:51] ---
    Hurry and get out of here! Hurry! Run!
[16:54] ---
    It started!
[16:56] ---
    You're blinding us, bitch!
[16:59] ---
    Eisai...
[17:00] ---
    Oh, dear.
[17:02] ---
    Oh...
[17:03] ---
    That wasn't our fault right?
[17:04] ---
    Just be a good girl...
[17:05] ---
    What should we do?
[17:06] ---
    I mean, this is our home!
[17:07] ---
    That car went over the cliff.
[17:08] ---
    - Damn you!
    - What?!
[17:09] ---
    She went over on her own.
[17:18] ---
    Ack!
[17:19] ---
    I'm done with this!
[17:22] ---
    Now it's morning.
[17:23] ---
    Yup. Morning.
[17:24] ---
    Morning is here.
[17:26] ---
    Now, then...
[17:28] ---
    Morning is here but...
[17:30] ---
    Wait, this wasn't some nightmare?
[17:31] ---
    What should we do now?
[17:32] ---
    Hey.
[17:33] ---
    So the cleaning...
[17:34] ---
    Who's gonna clean this? I mean...
[17:36] ---
    Well, we need the forensics people here first.
[17:39] ---
    Detective! Hey, Detective!
[17:41] ---
    We've got the perfect guy right here.
[17:41] ---
    You're up, Detective!
[17:43] ---
    Yeah, this is a job for a detective! For sure!
[17:44] ---
    Hey.
[17:45] ---
    It's too dangerous for anyone else.
[17:48] ---
    Hey, check this out right now.
[17:48] ---
    Huh?
[17:50] ---
    What? Right now?
[17:51] ---
    You're a detective, aren't you?
[17:51] ---
    Wait, no! Wait, what was that?
[17:53] ---
    I can't do anything here.
[17:55] ---
    I'll pretend I didn't hear
    you. I heard nothing.
[17:58] ---
    I'm completely innocent.
[18:05] ---
    Bob Team Epic.
[18:07] ---
    Mayor, I've come up with an idea
    for new playground equipment!
[18:11] ---
    Well done!
[18:12] ---
    How about a jetpack swing?
SIGN    Jetpack Swing
[18:15] ---
    No, that won't do.
    It's too dangerous—
[18:17] ---
    You'll still pay me for all my work!
[18:19] ---
    With your life!
[18:32] ---
    Stop living off our taxes.
[18:40] ---
    Pop Team Epic Stories of Old.
[18:47] ---
    Would you like to know
    what I'm reading?
[18:50] ---
    I would.
[18:52] ---
    I sure wood.
[18:55] ---
    She turned into a tree!
[18:57] ---
    Pipimi...!
[18:59] ---
    I don't want to leave you! No! Don't go!
[19:02] ---
    We're BFFs forever! We're gonna create a duo!
[19:05] ---
    Why don't we make an agency?
[19:06] ---
    Yeah, nope!
[19:08] ---
    And that's the way the story goes.
[19:16] ---
    Pipimi!
[19:19] ---
    How'd you get so big?
[19:30] ---
    It's all about angles.
[19:34] ---
    Oh... Angles.
[19:38] ---
    Which way does my swirly go?
[19:39] ---
    I'm gonna be crushed.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:49] ---
    Pop Team Epic Cooking.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:54] ---
    - Pop Team Epic...
    - Cooking!
[19:56] ---
    We're making crab omelet today!
[19:59] ---
    I'll draw something nice with ketchup.
[20:01] ---
    See?
[20:02] ---
    You're drawing with ketchup?
[20:03] ---
    I sure am! See?
[20:05] ---
    Oh, how cute.
[20:07] ---
    Oh, this is so embarrassing!
[20:08] ---
    Crab omelet, bitch!
[20:11] ---
    You saw us.
[20:13] ---
    Noooo!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[20:20] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
[20:22] ---
    We have a letter today.
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[20:24] ---
    Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
    enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
[20:31] ---
    You're really gonna bring that up?
[20:33] ---
    Gotcha!
[20:34] ---
    I'll draw tons of keyframes
    and make 'em move!
[20:37] ---
    Oh, wow.
[20:37] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[20:40] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[20:41] ---
    Hey. Didn't you say you had a bad back?
[20:44] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi! This is embarrassing!
[20:45] ---
    We're both really old now.
[20:46] ---
    I'm so embarrassed! I'm done!
[21:00] ---
    Something that happens a lot in France
[21:01] ---
    is that people tend to be
    pretentious about wine,
[21:05] ---
    even though they don't know
    what they're talking about.
[21:08] ---
    Here, Popuko is talking about her drink.
[21:18] ---
    Oh, Paris!
[21:21] ---
    The perfect day to enjoy a glass.
[21:25] ---
    Look! Texture as smooth as silk.
[21:28] ---
    Color so clear, light shines through it.
[21:32] ---
    And this fragrance? How lovely.
    I'm getting tipsy from it!
[21:37] ---
    Just finish your damn juice already!
SIGN    End
[21:57] ---
    See you!
[21:58] ---
    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
[23:05] ---
    As I searched to find myself
    I remembered...
[23:08] ---
    Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
    and became a star.
[23:13] ---
    But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
    for all my memories of Sosogu,
[23:18] ---
    she brought her back to life.
[23:21] ---
    Now, she's about to lose her life
    for me again.
[23:25] ---
    This time, I want to keep
    the promise I made with you.
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
[23:30] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
[23:33] ---
    Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise.
[23:36] ---
    We'll fall in love once again.

E12 - The Age of Pop Team Epic

Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN    Takeshobo
SIGN    Recover
    "Pop Team Epicrimson"…
[00:31] ---
    It happened ten years ago...
SIGN    He has
    "Pop Team Epicrimson"
SIGN    His name...
SIGN    Full Name: Popuchin Popusuke
     Code Name: Combat Popuchin
    Age: 29 Size: 181 cm 70 kg
[00:56] ---
    Pop Team Epicrimson
[01:00] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[01:06] ---
    I can't see a thing.
[01:08] ---
    Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
[01:09] ---
    It's like the darkness
    before light was born.
[01:14] ---
    Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
[01:16] ---
    And this stench
    that reeks of despair...
SIGN    Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
SIGN    Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
[01:19] ---
    Is it a deadly poison born
    out of a foolish era?
[01:24] ---
    We have become
    so disgustingly depraved...
SIGN    Series Composition: Jun Aoki
SIGN    Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
SIGN    Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
SIGN    Music Production: King Records
[01:28] ---
    To get involved with
    that Nihility Farce!
SIGN    Series Directors:
SIGN    Jun Aoki
SIGN    Aoi Umeki
SIGN    Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
[01:32] ---
    This is a deep darkness...
[01:35] ---
    No... It is not darkness.
    Only total ignorance!
[01:41] ---
    They're short and stubby,
    the antithesis of cute!
[01:46] ---
    It makes me want to puke every time!
[01:48] ---
    The mythology which we created
    so painstakingly...
[01:53] ---
    This Nihility Farce brought
    such dishonor!
[01:56] ---
    However...
[01:58] ---
    Back then...
[02:00] ---
    How did they do the Infinite Break
    from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
[02:05] ---
    The mightiest supermen
    have failed until now...
[02:10] ---
    It was going smoothly up to
    the shrinker sedation.
[02:17] ---
    By rights, their arche would be King's...
[02:24] ---
    But suddenly, Macbeth Records
    had an abnormal expansion...
[02:29] ---
    And the decoherence xanadu
    did a parallel excitation.
[02:33] ---
    Ridiculous! How can that be?!
[02:35] ---
    Still, it happened in reality.
[02:38] ---
    Not just once, but continuously.
[02:41] ---
    And the unthinkable result...
SIGN    January 2018
    The Anime Begins!
[02:48] ---
    We have been helpless
    since that humiliating day!
[02:53] ---
    The Nihility Farce has
    spread worldwide...
[02:55] ---
    If it had been broadcast
    with that scenario intact...
[03:00] ---
    We would have hegemony!
[03:02] ---
    Hegemony...
[03:03] ---
    Hegemony...
[03:04] ---
    Music to my ears...
[03:08] ---
    Just the sound of that word!
[03:13] ---
    Next season,
    hegemony shall be ours.
[03:15] ---
    For that, those two must be...
[03:18] ---
    Rest assured.
[03:20] ---
    The special elite force,
    Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
[03:26] ---
    Oh! The Hamlet Death Gods!
[03:30] ---
    Even those two...
[03:32] ---
    Shall see their end this time!
[03:37] ---
    Oh it's so hot!
[03:57] ---
    To die without disclosing who
    sent them shows much spirit.
[04:06] ---
    Well, it's probably Take anyway.
[04:12] ---
    Okay, shall we go?
[04:16] ---
    You'll be sorry, Takeshobo...
SIGN    Tap to select a card
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Select cards to synthesize
SIGN    Face reality and bring forth your true potential
SIGN    Evolution Synthesis
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Do you really want to synthesize?
[04:36] ---
    I can become...much stronger!
SIGN    Synthesis complete
[04:47] ---
    Rarity Up.
SIGN    Kiwi
[04:57] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[04:59] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:01] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:04] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:06] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:11] ---
    - It's mine.
    - No, mine.
[05:13] ---
    - It's mine.
    - It's mine.
[05:16] ---
    - It's mine!
    - Mine!
[05:21] ---
    A black hole!
[05:36] ---
    So this is a school!
[05:38] ---
    Ponta!
[05:39] ---
    I keep telling you,
    you can't come to school like this!
[05:43] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[05:46] ---
    I-I'm... sorry.
[05:48] ---
    Please... don't hit me.
[05:55] ---
    What?!
    You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
[05:59] ---
    No! This thing always plays the victim!
SIGN    1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
    Composed by Bkub Okawa*
SIGN    It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
SIGN    That tree will grow tall and strong
SIGN    That's what growing up means
    (no complaining)
SIGN    No one is complaining
    (except you)
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    With a friendly punch, good day
SIGN    Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit
SIGN    Poppi, poppin destruction
SIGN    I'm gonna do my best!
SIGN    Poppin!
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    You are my sunshine
SIGN    Takeshobo
[07:47] ---
    What the hell?!
[07:48] ---
    Whaddya want?!
[07:50] ---
    Quit foolin' around!
[07:52] ---
    Don't blow things up!
[08:03] ---
    That hitman...
    Didn't you order him?
[08:08] ---
    What're you talking about?
[08:09] ---
    The anime's coming to an end,
    so you don't need us anymore?
[08:13] ---
    Anime? What're you're talking about?
[08:16] ---
    Of course, you know.
[08:18] ---
    It's true! We haven't
    invested in anything!
[08:22] ---
    Really? You didn't?
[08:23] ---
    Nope... Not a penny!
[08:26] ---
    Then who did?
[08:28] ---
    "K." It's all their doing.
[08:31] ---
    Who the heck's K?
[08:31] ---
    You mean, King?
[08:34] ---
    Now I see...
    who the evil mastermind it!
SIGN    The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
    Pop Team Epic
[08:47] ---
    Intruders!
[08:54] ---
    Oh, I just can't do that.
[08:58] ---
    I just can't!
[09:00] ---
    I'm sorry!
[09:04] ---
    Hey, you're all here.
[09:07] ---
    King or whatever...
    Today's your last day.
[09:13] ---
    We didn't expect you to
    make it all the way here.
[09:16] ---
    Perfect timing.
[09:18] ---
    This will be your graves...
    and we'll obtain hegemony!
[09:24] ---
    Arise, our star child!
[09:35] ---
    This is the ultimate form
    of King Records!
[09:40] ---
    Akashic Records!
[09:44] ---
    Popu-chan!
[09:46] ---
    Now, Pipipippi!
[09:48] ---
    Okay, leave it to me!
[09:50] ---
    Synthesize!
[10:05] ---
    It's me!
[10:08] ---
    Hegemony Dynamic!
[10:12] ---
    Are you angry?
[10:13] ---
    We are not angry!
[10:26] ---
    Pi...Pipimi?
[10:31] ---
    Pipimi!
[10:36] ---
    Hey!
[10:40] ---
    What's the matter?
[10:44] ---
    Pipimi is...
[10:46] ---
    Okay, leave it to me!
    I can travel through time!
[10:51] ---
    Now, take my hand!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:51] ---
    They're coming from above.
    Be careful.
[11:57] ---
    Over here... Popuchin!
[12:02] ---
    What's with these stairs?!
[12:05] ---
    Anyway, let's go in.
[12:17] ---
    Well, if I have to choose,
[12:19] ---
    I choose this red door.
[12:44] ---
    And this is how Popuchin and Popusuke
    got the Crimson.
[12:50] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[12:55] ---
    Darn... I can't see nothin'.
[12:58] ---
    I say, it's like them times of darkness
    before light was born.
[12:58] ---
    Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
[13:04] ---
    Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
[13:05] ---
    And this stench
    that reeks of despair...
[13:09] ---
    Is it a deadly poison born
    out of a foolish era?
SIGN    Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
SIGN    Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
[13:14] ---
    We have become
    so disgustingly depraved...
SIGN    Series Composition: Jun Aoki
SIGN    Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
SIGN    Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
SIGN    Music Production: King Records
[13:18] ---
    To get involved with
    that Nihility Farce!
SIGN    Series Directors:
SIGN    Jun Aoki
SIGN    Aoi Umeki
SIGN    Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
[13:22] ---
    Like, this is totally deep darkness...
[13:26] ---
    No... It is not darkness.
    Only total ignorance!
[13:31] ---
    Pik*chu...!
[13:33] ---
    Number 51 is, yes...
[13:35] ---
    It makes me want to puke every time!
[13:38] ---
    The mythology which we created
    so painstakingly...
[13:43] ---
    This Nihility Farce brought
    such dishonor!
[13:46] ---
    However... back then...
[13:49] ---
    How did they do the Infinite Break
    from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
[13:55] ---
    The mightiest supermen
    have failed until now...
[14:00] ---
    It was going smoothly up to
    the shrinker sedation.
[14:07] ---
    By rights, their arche would be King's...
[14:14] ---
    But suddenly, Macbeth Records
    had an abnormal expansion...
[14:19] ---
    And the decoherence xanadu
    did a parallel excitation.
[14:23] ---
    Ridiculous! How can that be?!
[14:25] ---
    Yeah but... it really happened.
[14:29] ---
    Not just once, but continuously.
[14:31] ---
    And the result... was unthinkable...
SIGN    January 2018
    The Anime Begins!
[14:38] ---
    4000 physical copies sold in week one?
[14:41] ---
    Don't bring up statistics
    that we can't dispute.
[14:45] ---
    If we had only aired it
    with the original storyboard.
[14:50] ---
    Hegemony would be ours!
[14:52] ---
    Hegemony!
[14:53] ---
    Hegemony... Man, that sounds so sweet.
[14:57] ---
    Mmhmm... music to my ears.
[15:03] ---
    Hegemony shall be ours next season.
[15:06] ---
    Then for real, those two hafta...
[15:08] ---
    Don't worry!
[15:10] ---
    The special elite force,
    Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
[15:15] ---
    Oh! Hamlet's Death Pokem*ns!
[15:20] ---
    Even those two...
[15:21] ---
    ...are gonna be dead, for sure.
[15:27] ---
    - These sweet potatoes are yummy.
    - Yeah, these are...
[15:31] ---
    I give them three stars.
[15:47] ---
    To die without disclosing
[15:49] ---
    who sent you shows much spirit.
[15:53] ---
    Thanks.
[15:55] ---
    It's probably Take, right?
[16:02] ---
    Shall we start round 2?
[16:06] ---
    You'll be sorry, Takeshobo!
SIGN    Tap to select a card
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Select cards to synthesize
SIGN    Face reality and bring forth your true potential
SIGN    Evolution Synthesis
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Do you really want to synthesize?
[16:26] ---
    I can become... much stronger!
SIGN    Synthesis complete
[16:37] ---
    Rarity Up.
SIGN    Pipimi
[16:47] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[16:50] ---
    Hey! I bet you did it!
[16:54] ---
    Want some katsudon?
[16:57] ---
    You've got a tight lip.
[16:59] ---
    Leave it to me.
[17:01] ---
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[17:04] ---
    You! You! You!
[17:06] ---
    Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
[17:08] ---
    You! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
[17:10] ---
    You! Katsudon!
[17:13] ---
    - I'm katsudon!
     - Took you long enough!
[17:26] ---
    So this is a school!
[17:28] ---
    Ponta!
[17:29] ---
    I keep telling you,
    you can't come to school like this!
[17:33] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[17:36] ---
    I-I'm... sorry.
[17:37] ---
    Please... don't hit me.
    Please don't hit me.
[17:40] ---
    Please! Just don't hit me! It'll probably
    hurt super bad, so please don't!
[17:45] ---
    What?!
    You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
[17:48] ---
    No! This thing always plays the victim!
[17:48] ---
    Yes! Exactly! Don't! I'm playing the victim!
SIGN    1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
    Composed by Bkub Okawa*
SIGN    It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
SIGN    That tree will grow tall and strong
SIGN    That's what growing up means
    (no complaining)
SIGN    No one is complaining
    (except you)
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    With a friendly punch, good day
SIGN    Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit
SIGN    Poppi, poppin destruction
SIGN    I'm gonna do my best!
SIGN    Poppin!
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    You are my sunshine
[19:24] ---
    Sun!
[19:32] ---
    Today, we're hanging
    out at ******* in Iidabashi!
SIGN    Takeshobo
[19:36] ---
    We're comin' in!
[19:37] ---
    Whaddya want?!
[19:40] ---
    Quit foolin' around!
[19:42] ---
    Don't blow things up!
[19:53] ---
    That hitman...
    Didn't you order him?
[19:57] ---
    What're you talking about?
[19:59] ---
    You wanted to settle things
    since the anime's ending?
[20:04] ---
    Anime? What're you talking about?
[20:06] ---
    Hey, you definitely know.
[20:08] ---
    It's true! We haven't
    invested in anything!
[20:11] ---
    Really? You didn't?
[20:13] ---
    Nope... Not a penny!
[20:17] ---
    Then who did?
[20:19] ---
    "K." It's all their doing.
[20:22] ---
    You mean, King?
[20:24] ---
    Now I see...
    who the evil mastermind it!
SIGN    The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
    Pop Team Epic
[20:37] ---
    Intruders!
[20:40] ---
    - You know, we're pretty...
    - ...strong!
[20:54] ---
    Hey, you're all here.
[20:57] ---
    King or whatever...
    Today's your last day.
[21:03] ---
    We didn't expect you to
    make it all the way here.
[21:06] ---
    Perfect timing.
[21:08] ---
    This will be your graves...
    and we'll obtain hegemony!
[21:14] ---
    Ugh... creepy.
[21:15] ---
    All hail, Star Child!
[21:24] ---
    This is the ultimate form of King Records!
[21:29] ---
    Akashic Records!
[21:34] ---
    Akashic Records?
    That's so laughable.
[21:38] ---
    This is getting good!
[21:39] ---
    - Rock, paper...
    - ...scissors!
[21:40] ---
    Synthesize!
[21:53] ---
    The adorable whirlwind...
    will sweep you away!
[21:58] ---
    Hegemony Dynamic!
[22:01] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:03] ---
    We're not upset...!
SIGN    The End
[22:16] ---
    Yay!
SIGN    Special Announcement
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop
    Season Two Confirmed!
[23:19] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[23:20] ---
    We had planned on solo careers...
[23:23] ---
    But out of the blue, Daichi proposed
    and said let's live abroad!
[23:27] ---
    Which dream should I choose?
[23:30] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2
    Episode 1
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2 Episode 1 ""Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
[23:33] ---
    "Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next season.