E22 - Summer Festival
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[00:01] Motoharu
I'm pretty decent at communicating.
[00:04] Motoharu
For me, as someone whose job
it is to write about people,
[00:07] Motoharu
age and sex are just characteristics,
[00:09] Motoharu
so I've never perceived either as a barrier.
SIGN Feels like he's totally getting stared at...
SIGN Badump
Badump
SIGN Uneasy
SIGN Tends to drink something
when he's in a tough spot.
SIGN Gulp
[00:18] Motoharu
A seven-year age difference
basically isn't a thing for me.
[00:23] Motoharu
So I thought we'd open up to
each other by now, but still...
[00:27] Motoharu
Hayate.
[00:29] Motoharu
That's my coffee.
SIGN Spit
SIGN #22
Summer Festival
[02:03] Hayate
I'm so sorry!
[02:05] Motoharu
It's fine.
[02:06] Motoharu
You can finish it.
[02:07] Shun
Indirectly kissing a guy is so lame.
[02:09] Motoharu
Huh?
[02:10] Motoharu
I guess you'd rather be indirectly
kissing a girl, right?
[02:13] Motoharu
That makes sense.
[02:15] Shun
How does that make sense?!
[02:16] Shun
Are you stupid?
[02:17] Shun
You're dumb!
[02:17] Shun
Stupid! Stupid!
[02:19] Motoharu
Your small vocabulary is cute.
[02:21] Souma
Shun, I don't think you can
ever win against Motoharu-kun.
[02:24] Hayate
I really am sorry.
[02:28] Motoharu
Hayate, look at me.
SIGN Frozen
[02:31] Hayate
I can't.
[02:32] Shun
You've been nervous this whole time.
[02:33] Souma
You're so easy to read, Hayate-kun.
[02:37] Motoharu
There's no reason to be so nervous, though.
[02:40] Motoharu
I wonder how far he'll get
at today's summer festival.
[02:45] Hayate
Mima-san said he's leaving his office now.
[02:47] Souma
Then we should get going, too.
[02:53] Mima
I'm heading out now.
[02:55] Souta
See you tomorrow!
[02:56] Souta
Well, this is pretty rare.
[02:58] Souta
You're actually leaving on time.
[03:00] Mima
Yes.
[03:00] Mima
I was invited to the summer festival.
[03:03] Both
The summer festival?
[03:05] Both
With a girl?!
[03:07] Mima
They're all guys.
[03:08] Wom
Boring.
[03:10] Wom
I'll get ready to go home too.
[03:12] Souta
Ah, man.
[03:14] Souta
Well, I can't really imagine you
on a date with a woman anyway.
[03:18] Mima
Souma-kun is going to be there too.
[03:20] Souta
Oh, yeah, he said he was going to eat
dinner tonight at the food stalls.
[03:23] Mima
Would you like to join us?
[03:25] Souta
I'll pass.
[03:26] Souta
I'll have him bring something home for me.
[03:28] Souta
You don't have a festival every day.
[03:30] Souta
Have fun!
[03:31] Mima
All right.
[03:33] Souma
They have candied apples.
[03:34] Souma
And candied strawberries too!
[03:35] Shun
The sauces all smell so good.
[03:37] Shun
This is bordering on violence.
[03:38] Shun
I'm starving.
[03:40] Souma
It's not surprising, but
this place is packed.
[03:42] Shun
You think we'll find Mima-san?
[03:44] Hayate
He should be around here somewhere.
[03:47] Motoharu
There.
[03:48] Shun
It's good he's so tall.
[03:51] Mima
Good evening.
[03:52] All
Good evening!
[03:53] Souma
Have you been waiting long?
[03:54] Mima
Oh, not at al—
SIGN Tada
[03:57] Mima
You're really part of the group, huh.
[03:59] Motoharu
Right?
[04:00] Motoharu
Though I'm the only one around 30.
[04:02] Souma
Did you get bit by a mosquito?
[04:04] Mima
Ah, yes, it does happen more
often if you stand still.
[04:08] Mima
It's itchy.
[04:10] Motoharu
You don't seem like the type
to get bitten by mosquitoes.
[04:13] Mima
No, I really...
SIGN Slap!!
[04:17] Motoharu
Huh?
SIGN Mole
[04:22] Mima
Oh. That was a mole.
[04:24] Mima
It was nothing.
[04:25] Mima
Shall we?
[04:26] Motoharu
Ouch.
[04:28] All
I guess he's really sensitive
to mosquitoes now.
[04:32] Souma
Shun, they've got your omelet soba.
SIGN Omelet soba
[04:34] Shun
I want some!
[04:35] Motoharu
Don't worry about it.
[04:36] Motoharu
You kids don't have to
take out your wallets.
[04:38] Both
Kids?
[04:39] Shun
You mean you're paying?
[04:40] Shun
What a god!
[04:41] Souma
Are you sure?
[04:42] Motoharu
Leave it to the adults.
[04:44] Motoharu
Takayuki, let's use rock-paper-scissors
to decide who pays for each one.
[04:48] Mima
Sure.
[04:50] Hayate
Mima-san and Igarashi-sensei
really were classmates, huh?
[04:51] Both
Rock, paper, scissors!
[04:53] Both
Again!
[04:54] Hayate
It's so amazing that they're friends.
[04:55] Both
Again!
[04:56] Motoharu
I win!
[04:57] Motoharu
So that means you pay for this one, Takayuki!
[05:00] Mima
Got it.
[05:01] Mima
Shun-kun, how many portions do we need?
[05:03] Shun
Let me see...
[05:05] Souma
I'll help you carry them.
[05:09] Motoharu
We'll go get some takoyaki.
[05:11] Souma
Okay!
[05:12] Shun
Extra mayo on mine!
[05:13] Motoharu
Okay.
[05:15] Motoharu
Let's go.
[05:16] Hayate
H-Huh?!
[05:21] Motoharu
Hayate, we'll get separated
if you fall too far behind.
[05:25] Hayate
I'm really sorry!
[05:28] Motoharu
No need to be nervous.
[05:31] Motoharu
I'm really happy to know
you as one of my readers,
[05:35] Motoharu
but I'd also really like to get
to know you as one of my friends.
[05:39] Hayate
I'm really sorry.
[05:41] Motoharu
I got rejected...
[05:42] Motoharu
Maybe I shouldn't push too much.
[05:45] Hayate
I...
[05:47] Hayate
I really love your books!
[05:51] Hayate
If I were to get involved
in your day-to-day life,
[05:56] Hayate
I might indirectly influence
your inspiration somehow,
[05:59] Hayate
and then it would not longer be a
100% pure Igarashi Motoharu world!
[06:03] Hayate
When I'm before you,
I just want to be a rock.
SIGN A nerd who wants to be a
SIGN rock before one of his gods
[06:11] Motoharu
I can see you are a passionate reader.
SIGN Takoyaki
[06:16] Motoharu
You don't have to worry about all that.
[06:19] Motoharu
Is this place okay for the takoyaki?
[06:21] Hayate
Yes.
[06:23] Hayate
Sorry for thinking I could
actually do anything.
[06:26] Hayate
I'm just a rock.
[06:28] Motoharu
That's not what I meant.
[06:31] Motoharu
I'll take four sets of six, please.
[06:33] Motoharu
One of them with extra mayo.
[06:35] Guy
Coming right up!
[06:36] Motoharu
The first protagonist I ever
wrote was based off of Takayuki.
[06:42] Motoharu
I was excited about the work of remolding
[06:45] Motoharu
something I experienced in
real life into something else.
[06:48] Motoharu
Whoever I meet,
[06:50] Motoharu
whatever I do,
[06:52] Motoharu
anything I've absorbed—
[06:54] Motoharu
it all becomes my own as
soon as I put it on paper.
[06:58] Motoharu
So I want you to relax
and stay as my reader,
[07:01] Motoharu
but I'd also like you to be my friend.
[07:04] Hayate
He's so cool...
SIGN Bow
[07:06] Hayate
Thank you so much.
[07:07] Hayate
And I'm sorry.
[07:10] Motoharu
And over time, you can
stop holding back, too.
[07:12] Motoharu
Shall we go back and join the others?
[07:15] Hayate
Right.
SIGN Takoyaki
[07:16] Guy
Lads, your takoyaki!
[07:20] Hayate
You know, after everything, your
first book is still my favorite.
[07:24] Motoharu
Really?
[07:25] Motoharu
Then again, I can see why you'd like it.
[07:27] Hayate
Yes!
[07:28] Hayate
The marvelous interplay between the
characters breeds such a peculiar atmosphere!
[07:32] Hayate
What kind of books do you usually read?
[07:35] Motoharu
I read all sorts of things.
[07:36] Motoharu
Want to come over sometime?
[07:37] Hayate
What?
[07:38] Motoharu
It'd be easier if I just
showed you my bookshelves.
[07:40] All
Suddenly they're like best buds.
[07:43] All
What happened?
[07:45] Motoharu
I'm pretty decent at communicating.
[07:48] Motoharu
For me, as someone whose job
it is to write about people,
[07:48] Hayate
Mima-san, Igarashi-sensei,
[07:50] Hayate
thank you so much for treating
us to all this food.
[07:51] Motoharu
the moment when he revealed what
was in his heart made me happy.
[07:53] Both
Thank you so much!
[07:55] Mima
Don't mention it.
[07:55] Motoharu
I feel like I got another piece of why
understanding people is so fun.
[07:56] Souma
Today was fun!
[07:57] Souma
One summer event checked off.
[07:59] Motoharu
Going to a summer festival with friends
is such a teenager thing to do.
[08:00] Motoharu
A certain man was the impetus,
[08:02] Mima
You're around 30, though.
[08:02] Motoharu
and now here I am.
[08:03] Souma
Next year, we should come back in yukata.
[08:05] Motoharu
In the end, it seems like
this was the right choice.
[08:06] Shun
Sounds like effort.
[08:11] Motoharu
All right, I have to go this way now.
[08:13] Hayate
Oh, same for me.
[08:15] Motoharu
I see.
[08:16] Souma
Shun, are you going home,
or back to the cafe?
[08:18] Shun
I'm going home.
[08:19] Mima
I'm going this way. See you next time.
[08:21] All
See you next time!
[08:24] Motoharu
So you're going this way, too.
[08:26] Motoharu
I'll be turning at the next corner.
[08:27] Hayate
Me too.
[08:29] Motoharu
I guess we live close to each other.
[08:31] Hayate
There's a lot of apartment
buildings in this area.
[08:37] Both
I wonder how long we'll
keep walking together.
[08:45] Hayate
This... this isn't what it looks like!
[08:47] Hayate
I wasn't trying to scope out where you live!
[08:50] Hayate
I'm a fan, but I would never stoop so low!
[08:53] Motoharu
Don't worry. I never
suspected you of anything.
[08:58] Motoharu
Who would've thought we
lived in the same building?
[09:00] Hayate
That was unexpected.
[09:03] Motoharu
I'm home often, so you're welcome
to come over whenever you like.
[09:06] Hayate
Huh?
[09:06] Voice
First floor.
[09:07] Hayate
No, I couldn't!
[09:08] Motoharu
I have a cat.
[09:09] Hayate
A cat?
[09:12] Motoharu
That sounded like I'm
luring you with the cat.
[09:14] Motoharu
You don't have to come over alone, either.
[09:15] Motoharu
You can call Takayuki or
Souma or Shun over anytime.
[09:18] Motoharu
You can come sit around in the library, too.
[09:23] Voice
Please select a floor.
SIGN Oh
[09:27] Motoharu
Which floor are you on?
[09:28] Hayate
The sixth.
SIGN Summer Sky and Sea
SIGN Coming up next
SIGN We hope you'll tune in again!
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