E1 - Ichikura Hayate Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] [Messenger] txt     Alarm [00:19] Hayate     Hurry, hurry. [00:24] Hayate     Hur— [00:32] Hayate     Hurry, hurry. [00:38] Hayate     All right. [00:40] Hayate     Wait, today's class is in the afternoon. [00:47] Narr     I'm sure you have people     like this around you too. [00:51] Narr     They're so cool, good looking,     and yet slightly... SIGN    I forgot my wallet SIGN    The sound is kinda distant SIGN    Oh yeah, I'm wearing contacts SIGN    Doesn't notice it's a bendy straw SIGN    msy Gu SIGN    msy Gu SIGN    msy Gu SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys [00:58] Nar     Clumsy guys. SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys SIGN    Clumsy Guys [01:01] Nar     These are the day-to-day adventures [01:04] Nar     of a group of awkward guys     who still manage to play it cool. SIGN    #01      Ichikura Hayate SIGN    Cool,     sexy     guys      Keep it     simple,      then     add     one     extra     flair. SIGN    Even if it's simple, quality is important. Accessories set you apart! SIGN    This year's trend is to play with colors, textures, and silhouettes. [02:42] Hayate     Keep it simple, then add one extra flair. [02:46] Hayate     Cool, sexy guys. SIGN    Cool,     sexy     guys      Keep it     simple,      then     add     one     extra     flair. SIGN    This year's trend is to play with colors, textures, and silhouettes. SIGN    Even if it's simple, quality is important. Accessories set you apart! [02:50] Hayate     I swear, these days it's all something-something     guys or something-something women. [02:55] Hayate     Can't relate, as a guy who     doesn't have anything going on [02:59] Hayate     that could qualify me for any category. [03:05] Hayate     I don't need a bag. [03:06] Girl     Got it. [03:10] Girl     Sir, isn't that your wallet? [03:16] Hayate     Sorry. I meant this. [03:18] Girl     No problem! [03:20] Girl     Thank you! [03:23] Girl     That guy messed up in a cool way again. SIGN    Cringe [03:29] Hayate     That was embarrassing. SIGN    Ichikura     Hayate SIGN    Born: April 24th SIGN    20 yrs / College student SIGN    Cool and Awkward Files 01 SIGN    The type to get embarrassed and reflect [03:45] Hayate     I'm in my second year in college,     but I still can't see where I'm going. SIGN    Career discussion     . Year Class Name SIGN    Going to university / Other SIGN    Motivations [03:54] Hayate     If I had that kind of personality, [03:59] Hayate     I might have figured out what I'm     supposed to be doing by now. SIGN    Turn SIGN    Home University [04:03] Hay     And right as I was thinking that,     I realized I was going the wrong way. [04:10] [Messenger] txt     Student jobs Shibuya           Jobs for students -     find the perfect job     for you! Job prince [04:13] Kuro     Hey. [04:16] Hay     Hey. [04:17] Kuro     Huh? Are you looking for a part-time job? [04:18] [Messenger] txt      2 days a week OK! Staff for live venue      Wage 1000 Yen      Location 10 minute walk from Shibuya station      1 day a week~/4h~ No experience needed           Pub staff      Wage 1000 Yen ~ 1375 Yen + travel costs      Free staff meals      3 minute walk [04:21] Kuro     Aren't you working at a pub? [04:22] Hay     I'm gonna quit at the end of this month. [04:25] Kuro     How come? [04:27] Hay     It's become a kind of go-to place for     a lot of student drinking parties, [04:30] Hay     so I don't like it anymore. [04:32] Kuro     Oh yeah, you're not a fan of crowds, huh? [04:35] Kuro     You're already in your second year. [04:38] Kuro     And you still haven't joined any clubs. [04:42] Hay     I figure it's no good to force it. [04:45] Kuro     Force what? [04:46] Hay     Having someone there who isn't interested would bring down the people who actually care. [04:52] Kuro     Wait, that's what you worry about? [04:55] Hay     Yeah. [04:56] Kuro     Well, you shouldn't. [04:58] Kuro     I wasn't particularly interested     in traveling myself. [05:00] Kuro     Then I joined the travel club, and now     I'm actually kinda enjoying myself. [05:06] Hay     What's so funny? [05:07] Kuro     No, remember back in our first year? [05:09] Kuro     We went to an opening party     for one of these clubs. [05:11] (Flashback) All     Cheers! [05:14] Hay     I don't belong here. [05:16] (Flashback) Girl     Hayate-kun! [05:18] (Flashback) Girl     Let me guess, these types of     parties aren't your thing? [05:20] (Flashback) Hay     Yeah... [05:21] (Flashback) Girl     I'm gonna sit down. [05:23] (Flashback) Hay     U-Uh... [05:26] (Flashback) Girl     You're all nerves! [05:28] (Flashback) Hay     This is my first drinking party. [05:30] (Flashback) Girl     I guess you just started     college in the spring. [05:33] (Flashback) Girl     Once you get used to it,     these things are really fun. [05:36] (Flashback) Hay     Um, this has been on my mind the whole time. [05:38] (Flashback) Girl     Yes? SIGN    Badump SIGN    Lean [05:40] (Flashback) Hay     Your top has slipped off a bit. [05:42] (Flashback) Kuro     Dude! [05:43] (Flashback) Kuro     That's supposed to be like that! [05:44] (Flashback) Kuro     That style's called "off shoulder"! [05:47] (Flashback) Hay     I didn't know. I'm sorry. [05:49] (Flashback) Girl     That's right, geez. [05:52] (Flashback) Girl     You're so cute. [05:54] (Flashback) Hay     Well then, please make     sure to not catch a cold. SIGN    Throb SIGN    Badump [05:57] Girl     I love it! He's so awkward! [06:00] Hay     It's made that way? [06:02] Hay     I'm so embarrassed, I could die. [06:04] Guy     So there was that. [06:06] Guy     It was pretty impressive how you managed     to play it cool in that situation. [06:09] Hay     Please forget about it. [06:11] Guy     I don't get why you hate parties. SIGN    Pub     Hakoneko [06:15] Hay     I'm not good with people to begin with. [06:18] Hay     I get nervous, and I always mess up. [06:21] Hay     People who can just glide     over their mistakes [06:26] Hay     Good morning. [06:26] Hay     are a lot cooler and more impressive. [06:27] Boss     Morning. [06:28] Boss     So about next week,     can we move your shifts? [06:29] Girl1     Hayate-kun is so great. [06:31] Girl2     He never says anything, which     just makes him seem even cooler. [06:31] Boss     We're got a group coming on Sunday. [06:33] Hay     Sure. [06:34] Boss     Thanks so much! [06:36] Boss     Then next Sunday, you start at 4 PM. [06:37] Girl1     I know what you mean! [06:39] Hay     Got it. [06:42] Hay     Here you go. [06:43] Hay     Two draft beers. [06:44] Stu     Souma! That's the entrance, not the toilet! [06:48] Sou     Whoops, my bad! [06:49] Stu     Jeez. [06:51] Girl     That's too funny! SIGN    Teehee SIGN    Everyone's [06:54] Voice     Whoops, my bad! [06:56] Guy     He's so easy-going! [06:59] Guy     Excuse me, but we didn't order this. [07:03] Guy2     We're the ones who ordered that! [07:06] Hay     I messed up! SIGN    Teehee [07:08] Hay     I got in trouble. [07:09] Boss     There's a time to be casual, [07:11] Boss     but I need you to take an apology     to a customer seriously. [07:15] Hay     Yes, sir. [07:17] Hay     You shouldn't do things     that don't come naturally. [07:20] Hay     It's been a while. I feel     like something sweet. SIGN    Wha-bam SIGN    Fluffy Custard Souffle SIGN    New Item SIGN    Hamham Chestnut Pudding SIGN    Badump [07:27] Hay     That looks like our hamster! SIGN    The Ichikura Household's Stars SIGN    Anko and Kinako SIGN    Instant decision SIGN    Instant decision SIGN    Show [07:33] Koba     Oh, it's the cool-awkward guy. SIGN    Kobayashi SIGN    Kobayashi [07:37] Koba     You managed to put the right item out today. [07:40] Koba     That'll be 250 yen. [07:47] Hay     I'm sorry. [07:48] Hay     Please cancel that. [07:49] Work     Oh, sure. [07:51] Work     He forgot his wallet. [07:53] Work     Poor guy! [07:54] Work     I feel bad for him! [07:55] Work     But it's also kind of cute. [07:57] Hay     I screwed it up again. [08:02] Work     Excuse me, do you like small animals? [08:06] Hay     Huh? SIGN    Small Animals Cafe 10-minute walk from Shibuya Station SIGN    Hakoniwa SIGN    200% comfort      factor SIGN    Recently     renovated!! SIGN    Come check us out!!! [08:07] Work     We're handing out flyers for a small animal     cafe with a half-off coupon for drinks. [08:13] Work     Would you like to take one? [08:15] Hay     Thank you. [08:17] Work     Guess he's cool after all. [08:19] Work     Maybe I just imagined him feeling     down about forgetting his wallet. [08:24] Work     Maybe I shouldn't have given him that. [08:27] Hay     I'm so happy! [08:30] Hay     I want to go there. [08:31] Hay     I want to give them sunflower seeds. [08:33] Hay     But I have Anko and Kinako... SIGN    Feels like cheating SIGN    Feels like cheating SIGN     Push for signal [08:40] Hay     If I hadn't forgotten my wallet, [08:42] Hay     she probably wouldn't have     given me this pamphlet. [08:46] Hay     If I think about it that way, [08:48] Hay     then maybe I can be a bit     more positive than usual. [08:53] Hay     By accepting your shortcomings like this, [08:56] Hay     maybe you can figure out who you really are. SIGN    Push for signal [09:00] Hay     For now, I should just try to     stay positive and move on. SIGN    Please push SIGN    Push [09:11] hay     And already, a mistake! SIGN    Blush [09:13] hay     I'm sorry. I didn't notice. [09:16] Shun     No problem. [09:19] Hay     Wow. [09:21] Hay     So cool, so chill. [09:22] Hay     So cool. [09:26] Shun     I forget to push those     things all the time, too. SIGN    Coming up next SIGN    Futami Shun SIGN    We hope you'll tune in again! SIGN    We hope you'll tune in again!