# E6 - Peter Grill and the Orc's True Character
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Sir Peter...
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Piglette...
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Our guest has consumed the aphrodisiac, sir.
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It's the end of the line
for that impudent bastard.
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Once his relationship with the Orc turns physical,
his engagement to Luvellia shall crumble to pieces...
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And I shall do him the honor
of slicing his head clean off!
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Forgive me, Peter-Kun...
**[00:53] ---**
The Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
is on the verge of financial ruin...
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Please, for our sake...
Take one for the team!
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Sir Peter... I-I...
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My mind is made up...!
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Boobs!
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The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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Dug myself into a hole with no way out
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Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
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"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
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I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
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Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
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I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
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So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
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I suffocate under its weight
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The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
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I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
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Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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Full of regret and powerless to change,
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I feel my heart being torn apart
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on this night of endless shame and despair
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Why can't I get my act together?
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Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
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Boobs!
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Peter-kun!
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Focus!
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W-Wait a minute!
***SIGN*** Episode 6: Peter Grill and
the Orc's True Character
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Don't do anything rash...
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Besides, weren't you against this
whole marriage proposal thing?!
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No!
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You are mistaken, Sir Peter!
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If it means being with
a noble man like you...
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Not again!
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Don't let her pull you in...!
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Listen to me, Piglette!
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The truth is...
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I'm already engaged to another woman!
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So, y'see... it wouldn't
be right for us to...
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Th-That's fine with me...
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Sir Peter!
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Orc relationships are different
from Human relationships.
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Polygyny is the norm!
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Not good...!
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Take it easy, Piglette!
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This entire thing is a setup!
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A conspiracy between Orcland and the Guild...
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They're trying to lure us into a trap!
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I-I'm glad you understand...
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I knew it...
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I'm not good enough, am I?
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I'm far too ugly...
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That's why...!
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N-No!
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That's not true!
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You're the furthest thing from ugly!
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In my opinion, from a Human perspective...
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You're beautiful exactly the way you are!
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Sir Peter...
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This is bad...
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Giving in is exactly what
the Guildmaster wants...
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At this point, I can't afford
to do any more damage!
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Then again, I...
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Absolutely not!
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I won't be swayed by an Orc!
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Good.
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Just take a deep breath!
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Tap into the Eastern art of
"Zen" and clear your mind...
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Remain calm...
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Remain calm...
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R-R-R-Remain calm...
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R-R-R-R-R-Re...
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BOOBS!
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Why...
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Why?!
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Why am I like this?!
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Defeated by a pair of boobs...!
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Oh crap...
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I'm screwed...
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Everything up 'til now
doesn't even come close...
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If Piglette reports back with the
truth about what happened...
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How dare you betray the trust
of my darling Luvellia...?!
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He's gonna kill me for sure!
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Anyone with eyes could
see that it was a trap...
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What's WRONG with me?!
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What's done is done...
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There's only one choice left:
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Convince Piglette to keep quiet!
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Good morning, Sir Peter.
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Last night was wonderful, don't you think?
**[06:14] ---**
And now I can deliver the
good news to Master Babe:
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Sir Peter and I have successfully
consummated our relationship.
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H-H-H... H-Hold on!
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You can't tell anyone about this!
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What?!
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B-But...
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Why not, Sir Peter?!
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Y-Y'see...
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Think fast, Peter Grill!
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By all accounts, there's
no way outta this, BUT...
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"When you give up, that's
when the game is over!"
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S-Sir Peter...?
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Are you...
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Are you content with living the rest of
your life like a puppet on a string?!
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The motive behind this marriage proposal
was political from the beginning.
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One of the most important decisions of your
life is being controlled by the national interest!
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Are you truly satisfied with that?!
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W-Well, I...
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What do you really want?!
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Deep inside your heart,
what is it you desire?!
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Don't you think you oughtta stop and take
the time to consider your options?!
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Well, you can't say I didn't try...
Question is, did she buy it...?
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What I really want...
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What I desire, deep inside my heart...
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L-Let me think it over...
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Let's hear it, you two!
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How did things go last night?
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Our hope, of course, is that you were able to establish
the foundation for a positive relationship.
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Lady Piglette...
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Were there any interesting developments
after dinner last night?
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H-Help me out... Please!
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A miracle... Gimme a miracle, just this once!
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L-Last night...
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Sir Peter stood firm.
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He didn't lay a single finger on me!
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C-Come again?!
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Are you telling me this bastard managed
to resist the Orc's ample assets?!
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It's a miracle...
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My prayers have been answered!
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However...
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Th-There is one small
favor I'd like to ask...
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P-Piglette...?
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A-Although the events of last night
did not result in physical intimacy...
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I felt an undeniable connection.
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Therefore, in the name of cultivating a better
relationship with Sir Peter from here on out...
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Stop! Don't do it!
**[09:05] ---**
I'd like to request your permission...
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...to transfer to the Guild so as to remain by
Sir Peter's side and attend to his needs!
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A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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Rest assured, I shall go to great
lengths in order to gain his favor!
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All for the sake of our
great Orcland's future!
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Piglette...
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What's gotten into you...?!
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Ever since our talk, I've
been doing some thinking.
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About what I really want...
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About the desires buried
deep within my heart...
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I came to a conclusion:
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I shall do everything in my power to prevent
Orcland from acquiring your sperm!
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Huh?
**[10:03] ---**
Once you and I have conceived a child
who possesses your unrivaled strength...
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I shall raise them, train them...
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And harness their power to crush those
Orcland pigs who made my life a living hell!
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She's got more issues than
I originally thought...
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Something tells me I might've created a monster,
one with a terrifying dark side...
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And if nothing else,
it means I get to stay by your side forever!
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I promise to do my best to
carry your child, Sir Peter!
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I may not seem like much of an Orc...
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But my reproductive abilities
are on par with the best of them!
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Let's enjoy each other's company, Sir Peter!
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It started out as a simple crush
**[11:04] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
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Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
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This is my sincerest wish:
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Stay with me, stay with me
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So long time, by my side for all eternity
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Beaten down by our daily struggles
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Or soaked by a storm of rage;
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If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
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To be the umbrella that shields you
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It's not so cold... I'm by your side
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That's good enough for me
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You're my rock, my strength
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That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
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I could search the whole world over
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And find no one like you
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You're my rock, my strength
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Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
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No matter how much it may hurt,
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I pledge my life to protecting you
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Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Does your roommate Tim still
like throwin' back the drinks?
**[12:07] ---**
Man, I'd love to party
with you guys sometime!
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 7: Peter Grill and
the Battle of the Fates