# E5 - Peter Grill and a Blind Date with an Orc
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**[00:11] ---**
My darling Luvellia is
drifting away from my side...
**[00:19] ---**
Unacceptable!
**[00:22] ---**
Guildmaster, a missive has arrived...
**[00:35] ---**
With this, you shall meet
your demise... Peter Grill!
**[00:51] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[00:58] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:04] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[01:07] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[01:11] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:17] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:20] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:23] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:27] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:31] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:34] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:38] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:41] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:44] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:47] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:50] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:54] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:03] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[02:10] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:15] ---**
Marriage... proposal?
**[02:18] ---**
Precisely.
**[02:19] ---**
Episode 5: Peter Grill and
a Blind Date with an Orc
**[02:19] ---**
We have received a missive from Orcland
requesting access to your future offspring.
**[02:25] ---**
Having witnessed your performance in
the Grand Fighting Tournament,
**[02:29] ---**
a member of the Orc aristocracy named
Mr. Babe has come forth with a direct offer.
**[02:31] ---**
But Luvellia-senpai and I
already pledged ourselves–!
**[02:37] ---**
Father!
**[02:38] ---**
What in the world is the meaning of this?!
**[02:41] ---**
The Guild recognized my
engagement to Peter-kun.
**[02:44] ---**
A marriage proposal?! Now, of all times?!
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Calm yourself, Luvellia.
**[02:48] ---**
Consider this nothing more than a formality.
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If I may be so bold,
**[02:52] ---**
the nobility hailing from Great Orcland and
the southern United Pork Pie Kingdom
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are some of our Guild's
most influential patrons.
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Due to the substantial monetary
contributions they provide,
**[03:02] ---**
it would be unwise to decline
their request outright.
**[03:05] ---**
So as not to disgrace our esteemed allies,
we must adhere to the standard protocol.
**[03:09] ---**
After that, etiquette
dictates a polite refusal.
**[03:14] ---**
Please, Guildmaster...!
**[03:16] ---**
Is there some sort of problem?
**[03:18] ---**
As Luvellia's loyal fiancé,
you don't intend to become emotionally
**[03:21] ---**
attached to this potential
marriage partner, do you?
**[03:24] ---**
No, I would never dream of such a thing...
**[03:28] ---**
I'm well aware of what you're
trying to pull, Father.
**[03:32] ---**
However, you're wasting your time.
**[03:35] ---**
The idea of Peter-kun betraying
my trust is simply preposterous!
**[03:42] ---**
Layonnaise!
**[03:44] ---**
The pain...
**[03:45] ---**
My heart can't take this...!
**[03:47] ---**
Senpai!
**[03:48] ---**
One little swimmer...
**[03:49] ---**
What about ME?!
**[03:56] ---**
It was exceedingly generous of you
to entertain our unusual request.
**[04:01] ---**
We are most appreciative!
**[04:04] ---**
This marriage proposal is
of great significance to us.
**[04:07] ---**
It presents an opportunity to reinforce the relationship between
**[04:12] ---**
Orcland and the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild.
**[04:16] ---**
Great minds think alike!
**[04:21] ---**
This whole blind date
thing is clearly a trap...
**[04:24] ---**
However, the Guildmaster has failed
to consider one crucial detail.
**[04:29] ---**
It's true...
**[04:30] ---**
Looks aren't everything, but...
**[04:36] ---**
That ain't gonna happen!
**[04:41] ---**
You! Go and fetch Piglette.
**[04:45] ---**
Did he say "Piglette"?!
**[04:48] ---**
Humans and Orcs are two distinct cultures.
**[04:51] ---**
Each has a vastly different
concept of ideal beauty.
**[04:54] ---**
If I had to guess, the Guildmaster's goal is to
trick me into causing some sort of scandal.
**[04:59] ---**
But this time, I have total confidence!
**[05:03] ---**
Oink...!
**[05:05] ---**
Me, fall for an Orc? No way in...
**[05:09] ---**
...hell?!
**[05:15] ---**
P-Piglette Pancetta, at your service.
**[05:24] ---**
Sh-She's cute?!
**[05:30] ---**
Now then, get to know one another.
Let your friendship blossom.
**[05:44] ---**
The old bastard set me up...!
**[05:46] ---**
I already know where this is going...
**[05:49] ---**
Man milk!
**[05:50] ---**
Oink!
**[05:58] ---**
I-Is she about to give birth?!
**[06:00] ---**
Uh... Are you okay?
**[06:03] ---**
F-forgive me... I-it's just...
**[06:07] ---**
I've never spoken to a man
this much in my life...
**[06:12] ---**
But we've barely said
two words to each other!
**[06:19] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[06:22] ---**
Guildmaster, a young lady such as she...
**[06:26] ---**
Fret not, Goodman...
**[06:30] ---**
Guildmaster!
**[06:31] ---**
My apologies for the delay.
**[06:33] ---**
I've brought the Goon Squad
Trio, as you requested.
**[06:37] ---**
Goon Squad Trio?!
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I was employed as a servant by Master Babe.
**[06:45] ---**
One day, I suddenly found myself
swept up in talks of marriage...
**[06:49] ---**
Does that mean...
**[06:50] ---**
You're not on board with this whole thing?
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Y-You see, I'm merely doing
as Master Babe instructed...
**[07:00] ---**
However...
**[07:03] ---**
Your breathtaking performance at the tournament is burned into
**[07:05] ---**
my memories even now, Sir Peter.
**[07:10] ---**
Offering a repulsive woman like
me to a noble man like you...
**[07:15] ---**
It's...!
**[07:16] ---**
Repulsive?! You?!
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I'm an outcast in Orc society.
**[07:21] ---**
My entire life, I've been treated like garbage
for having the appearance of a Human...
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I'm sorry!
**[07:27] ---**
Only a fool would be seen with
a hideous Orc like me...!
**[07:32] ---**
Wait!
**[07:38] ---**
P-Pardon me...
**[07:41] ---**
Hey there, sweet cheeks!
**[07:43] ---**
If you ain't got nowhere to be,
how's about joinin' us for a bite to eat?
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Let us show you a good time...
**[07:51] ---**
U-Um... No, thank you. I...
**[07:56] ---**
Hey, back off!
**[07:57] ---**
S-Sir Peter...?
**[07:59] ---**
Piglette-san, stay behind me.
**[08:02] ---**
The hell's your problem?!
**[08:04] ---**
Dammit! Yer pissin' me off!
**[08:06] ---**
It's slaughter time, boys!
**[08:15] ---**
Now's our chance!
**[08:20] ---**
Th-Thank you, Sir Peter...
for rescuing such an ugly woman...
**[08:26] ---**
You aren't ugly at all.
**[08:28] ---**
That might be the case in the Orc world,
but let's get one thing straight:
**[08:33] ---**
By Human standards, you're really cute.
**[08:36] ---**
C-C-C-Cu...?!
**[08:44] ---**
So have a little more
confidence in yourself, okay?
**[08:48] ---**
Oh, my bad.
**[08:55] ---**
W-Well then, could we take a
tour of the town together...?
**[09:01] ---**
Of course!
**[09:11] ---**
How beautiful...!
**[09:17] ---**
I've always wanted to visit a Human city.
**[09:19] ---**
I figured that it might be easier for
a hideous woman like myself...
**[09:24] ---**
To blend in, you know?
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That was a blast!
**[09:37] ---**
Out with it, you two.
**[09:39] ---**
Were you able to connect with
each other on a deeper level?
**[09:42] ---**
With all due respect, I must speak my mind.
**[09:45] ---**
This marriage proposal is nothing more
than a ploy to score political points.
**[09:49] ---**
The intentions of those involved
are not being taken into account.
**[09:54] ---**
I believe Miss Piglette feels likewise and
would prefer not to proceed any further.
**[10:00] ---**
Does he speak the truth, Piglette?
**[10:02] ---**
W-Well, I...
**[10:04] ---**
Now then, if you'll excuse me...
**[10:08] ---**
How rude!
**[10:09] ---**
Leaving your seat before our esteemed
guest has a chance to respond?
**[10:11] ---**
Where are your manners?!
**[10:14] ---**
Perhaps the two of you have not had enough time to
**[10:18] ---**
gain an intimate understanding of one another...
**[10:20] ---**
Don't you agree, Piglette?
**[10:27] ---**
What the hell...?
**[10:29] ---**
Guildmaster!
**[10:30] ---**
If you spend one night in this room,
at least we can say that we tried.
**[10:34] ---**
Though a mere formality,
we must be sure to cover all our bases.
**[10:38] ---**
I sincerely hope that you refrain
from making an error in judgement...
**[10:43] ---**
Oh crap...
**[10:44] ---**
This is bad...!
**[10:49] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:03] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:06] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:23] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:26] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:31] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:34] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:37] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:43] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:45] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:48] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:52] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Between your fortitude and ingenuity,
nobody can catch you off guard.
**[12:06] ---**
That's the beauty of being
the strongest man alive, eh?
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 6: Peter Grill and
the Orc's True Character