E4 - Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
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It's no use...
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We can't win!
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Save me...!
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The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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Dug myself into a hole with no way out
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Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
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"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
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I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
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Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
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I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
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So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
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I suffocate under its weight
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The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
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I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
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Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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Full of regret and powerless to change,
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I feel my heart being torn apart
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on this night of endless shame and despair
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Why can't I get my act together?
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Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
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Episode 4: Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
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Luvellia-senpai!
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Save me...
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Save me...
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Peter-kun!
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It's pure evil...!
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Can Peter-san handle that
creature all on his own...?
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Of course!
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He'll be fine. Don't worry.
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How dare you lay a hand...
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ON LUVELLIA-SENPAI?!
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The man you see before you is the
strongest warrior on the planet.
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Hell yeah!
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Incredible...
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He totally kicked that thing's ass!
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Whoa, talk about awesome!
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No one stands a chance against Senpai!
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We're lookin' at the strongest
man alive, Big Sis!
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Yes... Right you are, Mimi.
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This merely reaffirms our mission to incorporate his
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genetic superiority into our bloodline at any cost.
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Aren'tcha glad we hightailed it to the Warriors Guild as soon
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as we caught wind of him?!
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Witnessing such extraordinary
combat prowess...
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Horny
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Makes me wet!
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Same!
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Are you hurt?
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Thank you, Peter-kun.
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This serves as proof...
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That I'd be completely lost without you.
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Luvellia-senpai...
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Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!
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Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!
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Well, this is... awkward.
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Fortunately, Luvellia-senpai
suffered only minor injuries.
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And the local townspeople were grateful
to us for ridding them of the creature, too.
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So then... why?!
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What's with this raging boner?!
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Leftover adrenaline from the battle, maybe?
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No, it's been several hours. There's no way!
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And in the aftermath...
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Check it out!
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The dude rescued an entire village
and yet he's still so humble!
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Of course.
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Real heroes don't walk around
actin' all high and mighty.
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Wait a minute...
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Could it have something to do with
the spell that Elf cast on me...?
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Right on the money!
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Y-you?!
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It appears you've grown since
we last met, Peter Grill.
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Let me guess:
You're beginning to regret your foolish decision
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to refuse an arrangement with the
exquisite Vegan Eldoriel, aren't you?
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So the reason I've been
pitchin' a tent is...?
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Precisely, a forbidden curse passed
down amongst my brethren:
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"The Eternal Erection."
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Subjects upon whom the curse is cast experience
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a sense of insatiable arousal in their nether regions.
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Before long, this causes damage
to the penile tissues...
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Resulting in the permanent
inability to pop a pocket rocket!
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WHAAAT?!
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Losing a major function of your manhood
and turning into a dusty old geezer
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at such a young age sounds
awfully miserable...
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Please, not that! Anything but that!
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I'm begging you!
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Come again?
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You'll have to speak up.
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I couldn't quite hear you...
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Please!
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Please break the curse!
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DAMN ELF...!
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Very well. Calm down!
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If you insist, I shall break the curse.
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However...
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Once this type of magic has been cast,
there's only one way to reverse its effects.
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To put it simply...
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You must deposit your juices...
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Right here!
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Spilling your sweet gravy inside
of me is the only option.
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Wha-?!
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You can't possibly expect me to do that!
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Luvellia-senpai is the only woman for me!
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Peter-kun...
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Luvellia-senpai?
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So it WAS you.
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I thought I heard a familiar voice.
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This hot spring is wonderful, isn't it?
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And the water is so soothing...
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I can feel my cuts and
bruises healing as we speak.
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By the way, Peter-kun...
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Have you heard the legends
surrounding this resort?
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Huh?! Wh-what are you talking about?!
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The village itself is famous
for its hot springs.
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However, this particular spring is unique.
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It flows from a special source and is
said to have a rather fascinating effect.
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According to the rumors,
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those who soak themselves in these mysterious
waters shall be blessed with children...
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So, um...
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What do you think?
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You could join me...
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And we...
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We could test out the effects
of the hot spring together...
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S-SAY WHAT?!
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Am I dreaming?! Hallucinating?!
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Senpai...
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SHE'S... asking ME?
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I never thought I'd see the day...!
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This is...
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In the past two years,
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we haven't progressed towards any sort of
physical intimacy other than holding hands.
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This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance
to take things to the next level!
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There's just one problem...
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My crown jewels are practically
on the verge of exploding!
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So, what will you choose?
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The suspense is killing me...
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I absolutely CANNOT afford
to waste this opportunity...!
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But...
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But...!
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Luvellia-senpai...
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I...
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I...!
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Forgive me!
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I'm afraid I can't...
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Now isn't a good time...
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O-Oh...
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Well, it was a bit sudden.
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And besides, the others might see us.
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Although, it's a shame...
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Perhaps if we took a bath and
said a prayer together...
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The stork would descend
upon us from the heavens...
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With our future child in tow...
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I'm sorry!
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I'm so sorry, Senpai...!
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A wise decision.
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Now then, Peter Grill...
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Shouldn't you be pleading for mercy?
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Isn't there something you wish to ask of me?
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I'm begging you!
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Please, take it!
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End this torture and take my load!
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Game over...
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Any shred of self-respect
I had left as a warrior...
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It's been smashed up into little pieces...!
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Still...
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I'm merely doing what's necessary
to protect my future with Senpai!
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Come, it's time to drop
this pathetic charade.
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I'm ready when you are, Peter Grill.
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Exactly!
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This doesn't count...
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It's not even CLOSE to cheating!
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I've got no choice...
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It's totally...
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Out of my hands...
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Y-You've got some pretty good moves...
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It started out as a simple crush
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Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
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Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
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This is my sincerest wish:
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Stay with me, stay with me
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So long time, by my side for all eternity
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Beaten down by our daily struggles
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Or soaked by a storm of rage;
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If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
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To be the umbrella that shields you
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It's not so cold... I'm by your side
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That's good enough for me
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You're my rock, my strength
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That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
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I could search the whole world over
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And find no one like you
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You're my rock, my strength
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Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
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No matter how much it may hurt,
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I pledge my life to protecting you
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Dear Sir Peter Grill,
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Word on the street is you're working
as a diplomat these days.
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Just goes to show how much everyone
in the Warriors Guild trusts you, eh?
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Episode 5: Peter Grill and
a Blind Date with an Orc