# E10 - Peter Grill and the Angry Megaton Axe
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The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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Dug myself into a hole with no way out
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Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
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"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
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I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
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Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
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I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
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So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
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I suffocate under its weight
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The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
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I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
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Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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Full of regret and powerless to change,
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I feel my heart being torn apart
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on this night of endless shame and despair
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Why can't I get my act together?
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Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
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Episode 10: Peter Grill
and the Angry Megaton Axe
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Explain yourself!
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Is something wrong?
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Tell me the truth...
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Are the two of you members
of the royal family?!
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Y-You're kidding, right...?
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A few months ago,
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two warriors came waltzing
into the Guild outta nowhere...
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A-And now you're telling
me that they're royalty?!
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F-For the love of God, say something...!
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Where on earth did you hear such a thing?
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Don't answer my question
with another question!
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I'm the one in charge of this interrogation!
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Oh dear...
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I can't very well lie about
something like this...
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Th-Then...?
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Yes, you speak the truth.
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I, Lisa Alpacas...
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acknowledge my position as the crown princess
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of Ogrestan and heir apparent to the throne!
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Excuse me.
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Is this the reception desk for the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild?
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Yes...
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Wh-What breathtaking pecs...!
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How dreamy...!
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My name is Antonio Spartokos.
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I would like to submit an inquiry regarding
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Uh... Hello?
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Heya, Mitchie!
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You got any work for us today?
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L-Lady Mimi?!
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Spartokos!
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I barely recognized you!
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Th-This is serious, you know!
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If I were to get the princess
of a foreign country pregnant,
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it'd cause an international
disaster of epic proportions!
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Your concern is unnecessary.
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I give you my word that my identity
shall pose no risk to you whatsoever.
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What...?!
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All I desire is your creamy
goodness, nothing more.
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Should I become pregnant with
a child of unmatched strength...
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I shall promptly disappear from your sight.
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Thereafter...
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I shall never disclose
the name of the father.
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Now then...
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In the interest of increasing our chances,
how about we put a little more bump into our grind?
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According to Lady Mimi, Lady
Lisa ought to be here...
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'Twas a long and arduous journey...
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It's been three years since the day
that they suddenly vanished,
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setting out on a mission to hone their
skills and leaving behind naught but a note...
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However, over the course
of those three years,
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my feelings have not
wavered in the slightest!
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G-Get off of me...
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My mind is made up!
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Luvellia-senpai and I...
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Excuse me.
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Enough with that nonsense.
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That voice...!
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Even now, the heart of Spartokos
belongs only to Lady Lisa!
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LADY LISA...!
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Huh?!
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Hey!
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W-Wait...
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Y-You're the guy from...
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YOU BASTARD...!
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The hell?!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LADY LISA?!
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You destroyed my room!
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Now I'll never get my security deposit back!
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SAVE YOUR EXCUSES!
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It's not much of a weapon, but...
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I'll have to make do!
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If I don't fight back, he's gonna kill me!
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You fiend!
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Lady Lisa was almost certainly
not the woman you named as your lover!
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And yet...
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YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON HER?!
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I can't reason with him!
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Besides...
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No matter how closely I follow his movements,
there's only so much a banana can take...!
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Hold it right there!
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In the name of Lisa Alpacas,
Crown Princess of Ogrestan, I hereby command you:
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Cease this senseless violence immediately!
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Spartokos!
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The amount of pure hatred emanating
from this man is insane...
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Lemme get this straight...
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This Ogre is an old friend of yours...?
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He's had a crush on Big
Sis since we were kids.
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Been chasin' her our whole lives!
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You have blossomed into a
beautiful woman, Lady Lisa.
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I'm assuming there's a reason that you traveled
out of your way to a place such as this...
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Please, I beg of you!
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Put a swift end to your mission
and return to our homeland!
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I am not the only one...
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Our armies are struggling with
the absense of their leader!
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At this rate, even the most loyal
of Ogrestan's soldiers shall...!
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Raise your head, Spartokos.
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The suffering of our soldiers
weighs heavily on my heart.
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However, I cannot afford to return just yet.
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B-But why not?!
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In the end, my three-year quest for
adventure led me to this land...
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And to this man.
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I have selected Peter Grill...
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The strongest warrior on the planet,
as the official "donor"!
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Our destiny as a species is to strive for
a generation more powerful than the last.
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It is especially important given my
future as the leader of Ogrestan.
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Therefore, I am determined not
to return to our motherland
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until I carry the world's
strongest child inside of me!
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Why...?
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Why, Lady Lisa?!
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I, Spartokos, have admired
you since our tender youth!
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Day after day, I devoted myself to
training in the art of combat
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so as to become a man
worthy of your affection
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The reason is simple.
so as to become a man worthy of your affection
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The reason is simple.
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An Ogre like you...
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Totally out of the question!
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Is exceedingly weaker than one such as I!
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Damn, that's brutal...
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Such was the root of the problem...
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Had there been a single man in Ogrestan
strong enough to meet my standards,
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I would not have needed
to embark on a journey.
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If you do indeed care
about me, then I urge you:
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Prove your worth as a
progenitor of our species...
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Spartokos!
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You speak the truth...
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The Spartokos I left behind in our
homeland led a life of incompetence,
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unable to surpass your strength...
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However...!
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In order to become a man
worthy of your affection,
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I have devoted the past three years to an
even more difficult training regimen,
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and I stand before you
having refined my combat prowess!
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Now is the time to demonstrate
the fruits of my labor!
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Peter Grill!
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Huh?
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For the honor of standing
at Lady Lisa's side...
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I challenge you to a duel!
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Wha...?
I challenge you to a duel!
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Apparently someone challenged that dude who
won the Grand Fighting Tournament to a duel!
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I heard this whole thing
started because of a woman...
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But, if memory serves, doesn't
Peter Grill have a fiancee?
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They say that the challenger has a
personal stake in this duel...
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I get it, "Defeat the strongest man alive,
become famous, and propose to the girl," right?
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Which means Sir Peter agreed
to this fight despite
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the fact that there's
nothing in it for him...
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Fantastic...
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Even if I win the match, it's
not gonna change anything...
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Wait a minute...!
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If I were to end up losing,
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Spartokos-kun would take
Lisa back home to their country...
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Which would leave one less obstacle in the way
of my relationship with Luvellia-senpai...
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That's it...
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All I gotta do is throw the match...!
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It started out as a simple crush
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Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
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Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
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This is my sincerest wish:
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Stay with me, stay with me
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So long time, by my side for all eternity
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Beaten down by our daily struggles
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Or soaked by a storm of rage;
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If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
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To be the umbrella that shields you
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It's not so cold... I'm by your side
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That's good enough for me
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You're my rock, my strength
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That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
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I could search the whole world over
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And find no one like you
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You're my rock, my strength
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Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
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No matter how much it may hurt,
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I pledge my life to protecting you
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Dear Sir Peter Grill,
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Since you're the world's strongest warrior,
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challengers are gonna start
comin' outta the woodwork.
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Episode 11: Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
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Show 'em what you're made of!