# Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time
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Peter Grill is the world’s strongest fighter, but his ascent to the top came with an unexpected consequence: Women around the world, human and monster alike, want to bear his genetically superior children! Since he’s currently engaged to the love of his life, Peter isn’t too keen on his sudden popularity, and it will take every ounce of self-control for Peter to keep his hands to himself and his relationship with his paramour in one piece.
# Season 1
# E1 - Peter Grill and the Ogre Sisters
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**[00:07] ---**
At last, the decennial combat
festival known as the
**[00:11] ---**
"Grand Fighting Tournament" has
reached its exciting conclusion!
**[00:14] ---**
Could a Human bring home the gold
for the first time in 150 years?!
**[00:25] ---**
If I win this thing now...
**[00:28] ---**
We... Luvellia-senpai and I...
**[00:39] ---**
Somewhere out there, in a faraway land...
**[00:42] ---**
A martial arts competition to decide the strongest
man on the planet was underway.
**[00:51] ---**
To the victor of said competition
goes fame and glory.
**[00:55] ---**
In turn, he will become the object
of international intrigue.
**[01:09] ---**
Your new champion is...
**[01:11] ---**
The representative of the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild:
**[01:13] ---**
Peter Grill!
**[01:15] ---**
Indeed.
Peter Grill!
**[01:16] ---**
Peter Grill knew not of what
the future had in store...
**[01:21] ---**
Nor the terror that lay ahead...
**[02:55] ---**
Episode 1: Peter Grill and the Ogre Sisters
**[02:58] ---**
Yo, Peter!
**[02:59] ---**
What happened to meetin' up at the bar?!
**[03:04] ---**
Gotta hurry...
**[03:05] ---**
I can't wait to celebrate with her...!
**[03:08] ---**
Senpai...
**[03:10] ---**
Senpai!
**[03:11] ---**
Oh, it's you, Mimi.
**[03:12] ---**
Major congrats on your win!
**[03:14] ---**
As a fellow guild member,
I couldn't be more proud!
**[03:18] ---**
Huh, looks like I'm the
first one to show up...
**[03:21] ---**
Hm? What do you mean?
**[03:23] ---**
Well, y'see...
**[03:24] ---**
Now that you're officially the
strongest man on the planet,
**[03:27] ---**
I've got a favor to ask...
**[03:31] ---**
Not sure what you're gettin' at...
**[03:32] ---**
But since I'm in a good mood,
go ahead and lay it on me!
**[03:35] ---**
Aw, thanks! Much appreciation!
**[03:39] ---**
So, I was thinking...
**[03:40] ---**
Hm...?
**[03:41] ---**
Lemme get your junk spunk!
**[03:45] ---**
Are you CRAZY?! What are you talking about?!
**[03:48] ---**
Oopsie... Did I say something
I wasn't supposed to...?
**[03:52] ---**
For us Ogres, producing strong
offspring is a pretty big deal...
**[03:57] ---**
And in terms of breeding partners,
a champion like you...
**[03:59] ---**
Ogre-based logic isn't gonna fly around here!
**[04:02] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:04] ---**
I forgot the Human Realm has
rules for this sorta stuff...
**[04:06] ---**
Jeez...
**[04:07] ---**
-Y'see, it hasn't been very
long since I moved here...
**[04:10] ---**
-She's not a bad kid.
-Y'see, it hasn't been very long since I moved here...
**[04:12] ---**
-She's not a bad kid.
**[04:12] ---**
But the weirdest crap comes flyin'
outta her mouth sometimes...
**[04:15] ---**
'Kay! I understand now, Senpai!
**[04:18] ---**
Would you...
**[04:19] ---**
-Please consider having sex with me?!
**[04:20] ---**
-You obviously don't understand a damn thing!
-Please consider having sex with me?!
**[04:22] ---**
-You obviously don't understand a damn thing!
**[04:23] ---**
Enough of your foolishness!
**[04:26] ---**
B-Big Sis?!
**[04:29] ---**
Oh, Lisa!
**[04:30] ---**
Talk some sense into her, would you?!
**[04:33] ---**
Mimi, I insist you cease
this behavior immediately.
**[04:38] ---**
-For I shall be the one to
partake in this man's loins!
**[04:40] ---**
-You, too...?!
-For I shall be the one to partake in this man's loins!
**[04:41] ---**
-You, too...?!
**[04:42] ---**
A close call, indeed.
**[04:44] ---**
At this precise moment,
**[04:46] ---**
countless nations are beginning
the race to obtain your sperm.
**[04:49] ---**
As an Ogre of the fairer sex,
I cannot allow such a thing to happen!
**[04:53] ---**
History has proven time and again...
**[04:57] ---**
The blood of the most powerful
warriors belongs to OGRES!
**[05:00] ---**
Unbelievable...
**[05:01] ---**
Come along, Peter Grill...
**[05:03] ---**
You get the picture, so
no puttin' up a fight!
**[05:06] ---**
Seriously?!
**[05:08] ---**
This can't be happening!
**[05:15] ---**
What...? What is it?
**[05:21] ---**
I refuse to be your studhorse!
**[05:24] ---**
Peter Grill!
**[05:25] ---**
On my pride as an Ogre...
I shall NEVER let you slip through my grasp!
**[05:29] ---**
...yeah!
**[05:31] ---**
Forget them... There's
no time to waste, Peter!
**[05:35] ---**
Go... Quickly!
**[05:38] ---**
Take your place by her side...!
**[05:42] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[05:44] ---**
Hello, Peter-kun.
**[05:46] ---**
I've been waiting for you.
**[05:51] ---**
I finally did it.
**[05:52] ---**
And now... Now we're home free!
**[05:55] ---**
Indeed.
**[05:56] ---**
He may be stubborn,
**[05:57] ---**
but with such an impressive
victory under your belt,
**[05:59] ---**
my father HAS to give us his blessing.
**[06:03] ---**
Once we're married...
**[06:05] ---**
All that's left is to have a child
and carry on the family name.
**[06:08] ---**
Uh... Just checking, but...
**[06:11] ---**
Could you remind me how babies are made?
**[06:17] ---**
Not this again...
**[06:19] ---**
Despite what you think, I'm
not COMPLETELY oblivious.
**[06:22] ---**
Pay attention. I won't spare you the details:
**[06:25] ---**
When two people who love
each other pray to the heavens,
**[06:28] ---**
the stork carries their
child to a cabbage patch.
**[06:31] ---**
It's the miracle of life!
**[06:34] ---**
So innocent...!
**[06:36] ---**
I can't help but feel
that's the REAL miracle...
**[06:41] ---**
It's been two years since
Senpai and I started dating.
**[06:43] ---**
Thanks to the Guildmaster's overprotective
personality and brainwashing methods,
**[06:48] ---**
the most we've ever done is hold hands!
**[06:52] ---**
If we get married like this, I'm screwed...
**[06:56] ---**
Come on!
**[06:57] ---**
Why don't we say a prayer
together, Peter-kun?
**[07:01] ---**
Sure...
**[07:08] ---**
What a day...
**[07:10] ---**
I'm glad I won the tournament,
but now I've got all sorts of problems...
**[07:17] ---**
Goof juice...!
**[07:21] ---**
There's no use dwelling on it...
**[07:27] ---**
Ta-da! Guess who?!
**[07:31] ---**
Make a woman outta me, Senpai!
**[07:35] ---**
Go away!
**[07:37] ---**
-Wait, Senpai! Please open
the door! C'mon, Senpai!
**[07:39] ---**
-Have these Ogres no sense of decency?!
-Wait, Senpai! Please open the door! C'mon, Senpai!
**[07:45] ---**
It seems the two of us are finally alone...
**[07:50] ---**
Open up, Peter Grill!
**[07:52] ---**
What EXACTLY are you dissatisfied with?!
**[07:54] ---**
Is this about money?! How
much do we gotta pay?!
**[07:57] ---**
Shut up and take a hike!
**[08:00] ---**
What's all the ruckus...?
**[08:02] ---**
No way...
**[08:03] ---**
This dude's kickin' out a
couple of naked girls...
**[08:05] ---**
Are you serious?!
**[08:06] ---**
What an asshole...
**[08:09] ---**
Goddammit!
**[08:10] ---**
Breathe...
**[08:11] ---**
At this rate, you're gonna
fall into their trap...
**[08:14] ---**
I'm happily engaged to Luvellia-senpai...
**[08:19] ---**
We are well aware, Peter Grill,
of the fact that your relationship with Luvellia...
**[08:25] ---**
...has never gone beyond
holding hands, for example...
**[08:28] ---**
Us, on the other hand...
**[08:33] ---**
H-hold on...
**[08:34] ---**
We can entertain you in ways she
couldn't even begin to imagine...
**[08:40] ---**
Knock it off!
**[08:42] ---**
What kind of scumbag do you take me for?!
**[08:45] ---**
Senpai and I made a
commitment to one another!
**[08:48] ---**
Betraying her trust...
**[08:50] ---**
It's absolutely unforgiveable!
**[08:53] ---**
That's right...
**[08:54] ---**
And no Ogre on this planet
can convince me otherwise!
**[09:03] ---**
Did you... say something just now?
**[09:12] ---**
C-crap... This feeling...
**[09:15] ---**
There's someone I care about deeply...!
**[09:25] ---**
And yet...
**[09:27] ---**
I...
**[09:29] ---**
I...!
**[10:30] ---**
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
**[10:33] ---**
How could I be so weak...?!
**[10:37] ---**
Why...
**[10:38] ---**
Why...?!
**[10:40] ---**
WHY COULDN'T I KEEP IT IN MY PANTS?!
**[10:46] ---**
Peter-kun, are you awake?
**[10:52] ---**
I know that voice...!
**[10:58] ---**
Oh no...
**[12:00] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Word on the street is you won the tournament
and got engaged to Luvellia-san.
**[12:06] ---**
Episode 2: Peter Grill and
the Future Father-in-Law
**[12:07] ---**
Betcha feel like the luckiest
guy alive right now, eh?
# E2 - Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2430W96/peter-grill-and-the-future-father-in-law)
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**[00:08] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:14] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[00:21] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[00:24] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:27] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[00:33] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[00:37] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[00:40] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[00:43] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[00:48] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:51] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[00:54] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[00:57] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[01:01] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[01:04] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[01:07] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[01:10] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[01:20] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[01:26] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[01:32] ---**
I know that voice...!
**[01:35] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[01:37] ---**
Wha?
**[01:43] ---**
Perfect!
**[01:44] ---**
Lay low in here for a while.
**[01:45] ---**
What is the MEANING of this?!
**[01:47] ---**
Yeah!
**[01:48] ---**
Is this how you treat people
after gettin' your pickle licked?!
**[01:50] ---**
Keep your mouth shut, I'm BEGGING you!
**[01:52] ---**
Senpai...!
**[01:56] ---**
Episode 2: Peter Grill and
the Future Father-in-Law
**[02:01] ---**
Good morning, Luvellia-senpai...
**[02:05] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[02:07] ---**
Wait... Wh-what's wrong?!
**[02:09] ---**
You're sweating up a storm!
**[02:11] ---**
A-about that...
**[02:13] ---**
TRAINING!
**[02:15] ---**
Yup, I was in the middle
of my training routine!
**[02:17] ---**
Oh...?
**[02:21] ---**
I'd expect nothing less.
**[02:23] ---**
Maintaining a strict regimen
**[02:24] ---**
rather than allowing
your accomplishments to inflate your ego...
**[02:27] ---**
This is exactly why you are suited
to become my husband.
**[02:33] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...?
**[02:36] ---**
There's a reason I've come to see you.
**[02:38] ---**
When we return to Guild Headquarters today...
**[02:41] ---**
I plan on informing my
father of our engagement.
**[02:47] ---**
You'll lend me your support, won't you?
**[02:51] ---**
O-of course!
**[02:53] ---**
After all, you're the only
woman I've got eyes for!
**[02:58] ---**
That's right...
**[02:59] ---**
I entered the tournament for a chance
to earn her hand in marriage.
**[03:03] ---**
Getting the green light from the Guildmaster
would be a perfect ending to our story...!
**[03:08] ---**
Denied.
**[03:10] ---**
But Father...!
**[03:12] ---**
You were so enthusiastic
about the idea of the
**[03:14] ---**
Grand Fighting Tournament Champion
becoming your son-in-law!
**[03:18] ---**
Peter Grill...
**[03:20] ---**
Attempting to deceive my daughter, are you?!
**[03:22] ---**
YOUR DEATH SHALL BE SWIFT!
**[03:24] ---**
Father!
**[03:25] ---**
If you cannot accept the
reality of our relationship,
**[03:28] ---**
I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!
**[03:38] ---**
Ridiculous...!
**[03:39] ---**
A life without my precious Luvellia...?!
**[03:43] ---**
I have come to this
decision of my own accord.
**[03:48] ---**
He's done for...
**[03:50] ---**
Given the circumstances,
**[03:51] ---**
it appears I've been left with no choice
but to grant you my blessing...
**[03:56] ---**
Mark my words, Peter Grill...
**[03:58] ---**
You will RUE this day!
**[04:01] ---**
You impudent, conniving...!
**[04:04] ---**
Let it be known:
**[04:05] ---**
The Guild hereby recognizes the engagement
between Peter Grill and Lady Luvellia!
**[04:09] ---**
Make preparations for a feast in their honor,
and to celebrate our triumph in the tournament!
**[04:20] ---**
Honestly, I'm surprised you managed
to convince the Guildmaster...
**[04:24] ---**
To tell you the truth, I was quite nervous.
**[04:27] ---**
You've seen for yourself how
ruthless my father can be.
**[04:31] ---**
But...
**[04:32] ---**
Perhaps it was my faith in you that gave
me the strength to confront him.
**[04:36] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[04:39] ---**
The fact that she trusts me so deeply...
**[04:48] ---**
The guilt is eating me alive...
**[05:00] ---**
If word got out about my
fling with the Ogre sisters,
**[05:04] ---**
the Guildmaster would wring my neck...
**[05:06] ---**
And if Luvellia-senpai somehow found out...!
**[05:08] ---**
Oh, Senpai!
**[05:12] ---**
It's kinda late, but we wanna sincerely congratulate
you on goin' public with your engagement!
**[05:17] ---**
Rest assured, we shall cheer
you on from the sidelines.
**[05:21] ---**
You guys...
**[05:24] ---**
I get it...
**[05:25] ---**
They must've had a change of heart...
**[05:28] ---**
On that note, Senpai...
**[05:29] ---**
I was hopin' to get a big ol' batch
of baby batter again tonight...
**[05:32] ---**
Y'mind if we bump uglies right here?
**[05:35] ---**
WHO IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T MIND?!
**[05:36] ---**
Look... You heard the news, right?
**[05:39] ---**
I'm officially engaged
to Luvellia-senpai now...
**[05:41] ---**
This poses no risk to our objective.
**[05:43] ---**
We merely wish to conceive a child
with the world's strongest warrior.
**[05:46] ---**
A relationship born of convenience and
devoid of affection is more than adequate.
**[05:50] ---**
They're insane...!
**[05:52] ---**
Oopsie!
**[06:00] ---**
Let's make a deal, Peter Grill...
**[06:05] ---**
We promise never to disclose
this little arrangement of ours.
**[06:08] ---**
In return, you shall continue to
supply us with your sweet seed
**[06:13] ---**
until we've sucessfully become
pregnant... at the least!
**[06:22] ---**
Those footsteps...
**[06:25] ---**
Luvellia-senpai?!
**[06:28] ---**
There's no time to put on pants!
**[06:30] ---**
What's my next move...?!
**[06:32] ---**
Over there!
**[06:35] ---**
Just a little farther...!
**[06:46] ---**
Peter-kun?
**[06:47] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[06:49] ---**
That sure was quick...
**[06:50] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[06:52] ---**
My father was having another
one of his outbursts.
**[06:56] ---**
When the Guildmaster gets angry,
you're just about the only one who can calm him down.
**[07:05] ---**
Peter Grill...
**[07:08] ---**
I wish to speak with Luvellia.
Lend me your seat, won't you?
**[07:13] ---**
W-well, I...
**[07:15] ---**
Dammit!
**[07:17] ---**
I was totally unprepared for
something like this to happen...
**[07:20] ---**
Giving up my seat is the obvious answer.
**[07:22] ---**
HOWEVER...!
**[07:23] ---**
They'd catch sight of the
naked Ogre sisters...
**[07:26] ---**
And besides...
**[07:28] ---**
Everyone would realize that my junk's been
flappin' in the wind this whole time...!
**[07:35] ---**
Father! I shall accompany
you somewhere private...
**[07:37] ---**
Nonsense! Stay right where you are.
**[07:40] ---**
Perhaps you didn't hear me, Peter-kun...
**[07:45] ---**
Wh-what now...?!
**[07:47] ---**
What am I supposed to do?!
**[07:49] ---**
There's gotta be some
way out of this, right?!
**[07:53] ---**
Th-that...
**[07:55] ---**
I cannot do!
**[07:56] ---**
Oh...?
**[07:57] ---**
Run that by me again.
**[08:00] ---**
Did you just refuse an order?
**[08:04] ---**
I have no intention of giving up
my place at Senpai's side...
**[08:08] ---**
Consider this proof of my commitment to her!
**[08:11] ---**
P-Peter-kun?!
**[08:16] ---**
Insolent brat!
**[08:17] ---**
Trying to sway my darling Luvellia
with your empty words again, are you?!
**[08:21] ---**
A-am I busted?!
**[08:24] ---**
Father...!
**[08:28] ---**
Guess what, Papa?
**[08:30] ---**
When I get bigger, I'm gonna be your wife!
**[08:34] ---**
If you cannot accept our relationship,
**[08:35] ---**
I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!
**[08:42] ---**
How loathsome!
**[08:45] ---**
I require more alcohol to
endure this wretched party...
**[08:47] ---**
D-did he take the bait...?
**[08:49] ---**
Peter-kun.
**[08:53] ---**
Thank you...
**[08:56] ---**
I've never had anyone stand up to
my father like that before.
**[09:00] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[09:04] ---**
This merely reinforces my belief that you're the
only man fit to become my husband.
**[09:10] ---**
R-Right!
**[09:12] ---**
I feel the same way...
**[09:14] ---**
Boop!
**[09:18] ---**
What's the matter, Peter-kun?
**[09:20] ---**
You're the only one for
me, Luvellia-senpai...
**[09:27] ---**
Father's lost his temper again...!
**[09:29] ---**
My apologies, Peter-kun.
**[09:31] ---**
I have to go!
**[09:32] ---**
O-of course.
**[09:32] ---**
Be careful!
**[09:37] ---**
That was close...!
**[09:39] ---**
Peekaboo!
**[09:41] ---**
It looks like that pesky
distraction is finally gone...
**[09:44] ---**
H-hey! Quit stickin' your
head out of my crotch!
**[09:46] ---**
Now then, let us continue.
**[09:48] ---**
C'mon...
**[09:49] ---**
You heard what I said back there, right?
**[09:51] ---**
Luvellia-senpai is the one
and only woman I love!
**[09:54] ---**
You're crazy if you think I'll make
another mistake with the two of you!
**[09:57] ---**
Oh...?
**[09:58] ---**
You might claim to have an iron will,
but your downstairs brain suggests otherwise.
**[10:02] ---**
N-no!
**[10:03] ---**
A physiological response like
this has nothing to do with
**[10:07] ---**
How long 'til you start
singin' a different tune?
**[10:11] ---**
I can't wait to find out... Senpai.
**[10:30] ---**
Luvellia-senpai has faith
in me, of all people...
**[10:35] ---**
And yet...
**[10:38] ---**
I made the same damn mistake...!
**[10:45] ---**
Why are people only capable of rational
thought AFTER they've already screwed up...?
**[10:52] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[10:55] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[10:58] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:00] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:04] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:06] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:09] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:12] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:15] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:18] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:20] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:23] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:26] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:29] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:32] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:35] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:37] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:40] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:44] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:46] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[11:56] ---**
I found you... Peter Grill.
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Congrats on going public
with your engagement!
**[12:06] ---**
Luvellia-san, too.
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 3: Peter Grill and
Relationships with Elves
**[12:07] ---**
She must be happy as a
clam right about now, eh?
# E3 - Peter Grill and Relationships with Elves
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**[00:06] ---**
Peter-kun...
**[00:08] ---**
At long last, I understand
where babies come from.
**[00:13] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[00:15] ---**
I'm glad to hear you've finally
taken my explanation to heart.
**[00:21] ---**
Now, if we're to have a child...
**[00:24] ---**
Let us embark upon this journey together...
**[00:28] ---**
Peter-kun.
**[00:32] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[00:39] ---**
You're dead meat...
**[00:41] ---**
A-a ghost...?!
**[00:55] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[01:02] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:08] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[01:12] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[01:15] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:21] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:24] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:28] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:31] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:35] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:39] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:42] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:45] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:48] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:51] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:55] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:58] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:08] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[02:14] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:20] ---**
Wait... you're a thief, aren't you?!
**[02:21] ---**
Episode 3: Peter Grill and
Relationships with Elves
**[02:23] ---**
Don't put up a fight, you bastard!
**[02:25] ---**
C'mere! There's nowhere to run!
**[02:27] ---**
What are you doing, you cretin?!
**[02:29] ---**
Everything would be fine
if you had stayed asleep!
**[02:31] ---**
Why, you...!
**[02:32] ---**
Good ol' Peter sure is rowdy tonight...
**[02:35] ---**
He drinkin' in his room or somethin'?
**[02:37] ---**
Yo, knock-knock!
**[02:39] ---**
What're you fussin' around
in the dark for...?
**[02:55] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] ---**
A-A girl...?
**[03:03] ---**
Release me, you imbecile!
**[03:07] ---**
No need to worry!
**[03:08] ---**
I'll take this whole thing to the grave.
**[03:11] ---**
"Tim Robinson withdraws coolly."
**[03:13] ---**
N-No, this isn't what it looks like!
**[03:15] ---**
Wait a minute, Tim-kun!
**[03:16] ---**
Let me explain...!
**[03:18] ---**
Tim-kun...!
**[03:18] ---**
Cheatin' on her, eh?
Tim-kun...!
**[03:19] ---**
Tim-kun...!
**[03:20] ---**
The dude's got balls of steel...
Tim-kun...!
**[03:20] ---**
The dude's got balls of steel...
**[03:25] ---**
Given the situation,
**[03:26] ---**
I suppose I'll have to do
this the old-fashioned way...
**[03:30] ---**
My name is Vegan Eldoriel.
**[03:32] ---**
I have traveled here as the designated
**[03:34] ---**
goodwill ambassador from the land of my brethren.
**[03:38] ---**
Elf...
**[03:40] ---**
Demi-human...
**[03:42] ---**
Female...
**[03:44] ---**
Not sure why...
**[03:45] ---**
But I've got a VERY bad feeling about this...
**[03:47] ---**
Don't tell me she's got the same idea
as those crazy Ogre sisters...!
**[03:52] ---**
As for the reason I've traveled here today...
**[03:58] ---**
I have come to acquire the
nectar of your nethers!
**[04:01] ---**
Goddammit!
**[04:03] ---**
At this point I'm afraid to ask...
**[04:05] ---**
But why ME, exactly...?
**[04:08] ---**
A good question, indeed!
**[04:09] ---**
Why would us members of the proud Elven race
**[04:12] ---**
require the seed of an inferior Human such as yourself?
**[04:16] ---**
The answer, of course, is none other than to save
our beloved village from total annihilation!
**[04:20] ---**
A humiliating subject though it may be,
**[04:22] ---**
our nation has continually failed to yield sufficient
results at the Grand Fighting Tournament,
**[04:26] ---**
an event that celebrates combat prowess!
**[04:29] ---**
We're the object of ridicule amongst neighboring
countries who terrorize us with acts of aggression,
**[04:33] ---**
and our international reputation
is slowly deteriorating...
**[04:36] ---**
Despite taking various countermeasures,
**[04:39] ---**
Elves are a physically weak species.
**[04:42] ---**
History proves that we aren't
suited for military conquest.
**[04:46] ---**
Therein lies MY role!
**[04:47] ---**
The Council has chosen to adopt a
resolution stating that we shall aim
**[04:50] ---**
to obtain an optimal genetic
specimen from an outside source!
**[04:54] ---**
And as the designated goodwill ambassador,
**[04:58] ---**
I have been tasked with the responsibility
of bringing back your juices!
**[05:01] ---**
Now, with that being said, Peter Grill...
**[05:05] ---**
Y-You are welcome to play with me...
**[05:11] ---**
As much as you'd like.
**[05:13] ---**
Why are these demi-human types completely
incapable of considering MY point of view?!
**[05:17] ---**
Is breeding the only thing they care about?!
**[05:19] ---**
Look, to be honest with you...
**[05:21] ---**
I don't necessarily mind being
approached by cute girls.
**[05:27] ---**
Of course not! I mean, who would?!
**[05:29] ---**
However...!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[05:31] ---**
While I appreciate the offer,
I must respectfully decline!
**[05:35] ---**
What...?!
**[05:37] ---**
Impossible!
**[05:39] ---**
Are you saying a plebeian Human
like you would let the chance
**[05:42] ---**
to mate with a member of the
noble Elven race such as I go to waste?!
**[05:44] ---**
The superiority complex
is strong with this one...
**[05:46] ---**
Pretty typical comin' from an Elf...
**[05:49] ---**
Then I shall squeeze every
last drop out of you by force!
**[05:52] ---**
Not happening! Just take a look for yourself!
**[05:59] ---**
H-How dare you?!
**[06:01] ---**
It can't be...
**[06:02] ---**
Does my sublime body not arouse
that ugly meatstick of yours?!
**[06:07] ---**
How come?!
**[06:08] ---**
Why don't you have an erection?!
**[06:11] ---**
As long as my heart belongs to another,
**[06:13] ---**
the blood in my veins shall refrain
from flowing to my spongy tissues!
**[06:19] ---**
No way...
**[06:21] ---**
Impotent moron!
**[06:22] ---**
How am I supposed to fulfill my
duties as an ambassador now?!
**[06:27] ---**
In that case...
**[06:29] ---**
You've left me no choice but
to utilize my secret weapon!
**[06:31] ---**
Huh?
**[06:44] ---**
H-hold on!
**[06:45] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[06:48] ---**
Go!
**[06:51] ---**
Wh-What's with this light...?!
**[06:55] ---**
A magic spell?!
**[06:56] ---**
The hell'd you do to my crotch?!
**[06:59] ---**
It's far too late for
apologies, you imbecile!
**[07:02] ---**
The curse I placed upon you is a powerful
type of forbidden sorcery
**[07:07] ---**
that's been carefully sealed
away in my homeland for generations!
**[07:11] ---**
F-forbidden sorcery?!
**[07:13] ---**
Peter Grill.
**[07:15] ---**
Allow me to share with you a prediction:
**[07:18] ---**
Tomorrow night,
you shall appear before me and drop to your knees,
**[07:21] ---**
pleading for mercy in a pitiful voice!
**[07:25] ---**
"Please, I'll do anything for
you to sample my man goo!
**[07:28] ---**
I'm begging you, please let me bang you!"
**[07:32] ---**
That was oddly specific, don't you think?!
**[07:34] ---**
Until we meet again...
**[07:35] ---**
Fare thee well!
**[07:37] ---**
H-Hey, wait!
**[07:42] ---**
Well, the light died out...
My junk looks normal, too...
**[07:45] ---**
And besides, I've never heard of a spell used
to mess with a man's dangly bits...
**[07:50] ---**
That's just silly.
**[07:51] ---**
She's bluffing, that's all!
**[07:55] ---**
Now then, it's time to get
ready for today's hunt.
**[07:58] ---**
I'm itchin' for some action!
**[08:06] ---**
According to the villagers,
the creature supposedly emerges around dusk...
**[08:10] ---**
Isn't that right?
**[08:15] ---**
Lady Luvellia.
**[08:16] ---**
Nighttime is nearly upon us.
**[08:18] ---**
We'll be in grave danger should the sun set
before we're able to locate the creature's lair.
**[08:23] ---**
Perhaps we ought to wait for the
combat unit to arrive and try again
**[08:27] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[08:28] ---**
L-Lady Luvellia!
**[08:29] ---**
The ground...!
**[08:34] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[08:47] ---**
Peter-san!
**[08:48] ---**
Terrible news!
**[08:49] ---**
It's Lady Luvellia...!
**[08:52] ---**
If you're looking for Senpai,
**[08:53] ---**
she should've already left for the hot
springs area as part of the vanguard.
**[08:56] ---**
I'm headed out now, myself.
**[08:57] ---**
I just received word from our messenger that
she's been ambushed by the creature...
**[09:02] ---**
Based on our intel, this is
the creature who attacked her:
**[09:05] ---**
The Great Worm Goblin!
**[09:08] ---**
Huh?
**[09:09] ---**
Oh, my mistake.
**[09:11] ---**
Here it is!
**[09:12] ---**
S-Seriously...?!
**[09:16] ---**
They say it wreaks havoc across the village at sunset,
devouring the men and defiling the women!
**[09:29] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...!
**[09:32] ---**
Oh, Senpai!
**[09:42] ---**
Accursed demon...!
**[09:44] ---**
Lady Luvellia, it's too risky!
**[09:46] ---**
I shall act as a shield.
**[09:47] ---**
Escape while the creature is distracted!
**[09:53] ---**
I am a knight...
**[09:55] ---**
I cannot in good conscience surrender now!
**[10:14] ---**
Let go, you fiend!
**[10:25] ---**
Lady Luvellia...!
**[10:37] ---**
It's no use...
**[10:39] ---**
We can't win!
**[10:55] ---**
Save me...
**[10:57] ---**
Save me...
**[10:58] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:03] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:06] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:24] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:26] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:32] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:34] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:37] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:43] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:46] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:49] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:53] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:00] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Rumor has it, you set out on a
dangerous hunting mission...
**[12:06] ---**
Betcha no monster can hold a candle
to the strongest warrior alive!
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 4: Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
# E4 - Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
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**[00:07] ---**
It's no use...
**[00:10] ---**
We can't win!
**[00:24] ---**
Save me...!
**[00:34] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:41] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[00:47] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[00:50] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:54] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[01:00] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[01:03] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[01:06] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[01:10] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[01:14] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[01:17] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[01:21] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[01:24] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[01:27] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[01:30] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[01:34] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[01:37] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[01:46] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[01:53] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[01:58] ---**
Episode 4: Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
**[02:03] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[02:06] ---**
Save me...
**[02:09] ---**
Save me...
**[02:10] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[02:33] ---**
It's pure evil...!
**[02:34] ---**
Can Peter-san handle that
creature all on his own...?
**[02:37] ---**
Of course!
**[02:38] ---**
He'll be fine. Don't worry.
**[02:45] ---**
How dare you lay a hand...
**[02:48] ---**
ON LUVELLIA-SENPAI?!
**[02:51] ---**
The man you see before you is the
strongest warrior on the planet.
**[03:12] ---**
Hell yeah!
**[03:14] ---**
Incredible...
**[03:15] ---**
He totally kicked that thing's ass!
**[03:17] ---**
Whoa, talk about awesome!
**[03:20] ---**
No one stands a chance against Senpai!
**[03:22] ---**
We're lookin' at the strongest
man alive, Big Sis!
**[03:24] ---**
Yes... Right you are, Mimi.
**[03:26] ---**
This merely reaffirms our mission to incorporate his
**[03:29] ---**
genetic superiority into our bloodline at any cost.
**[03:31] ---**
Aren'tcha glad we hightailed it to the Warriors Guild as soon
**[03:33] ---**
as we caught wind of him?!
**[03:36] ---**
Witnessing such extraordinary
combat prowess...
**[03:40] ---**
Horny
**[03:41] ---**
Makes me wet!
**[03:42] ---**
Same!
**[03:46] ---**
Are you hurt?
**[03:47] ---**
Thank you, Peter-kun.
**[03:50] ---**
This serves as proof...
**[03:53] ---**
That I'd be completely lost without you.
**[03:56] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[04:00] ---**
Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!
**[04:05] ---**
Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!
**[04:11] ---**
Well, this is... awkward.
**[04:21] ---**
Fortunately, Luvellia-senpai
suffered only minor injuries.
**[04:24] ---**
And the local townspeople were grateful
to us for ridding them of the creature, too.
**[04:29] ---**
So then... why?!
**[04:33] ---**
What's with this raging boner?!
**[04:36] ---**
Leftover adrenaline from the battle, maybe?
**[04:38] ---**
No, it's been several hours. There's no way!
**[04:42] ---**
And in the aftermath...
**[04:46] ---**
Check it out!
**[04:46] ---**
The dude rescued an entire village
and yet he's still so humble!
**[04:50] ---**
Of course.
**[04:51] ---**
Real heroes don't walk around
actin' all high and mighty.
**[04:55] ---**
Wait a minute...
**[04:58] ---**
Could it have something to do with
the spell that Elf cast on me...?
**[05:01] ---**
Right on the money!
**[05:09] ---**
Y-you?!
**[05:11] ---**
It appears you've grown since
we last met, Peter Grill.
**[05:19] ---**
Let me guess:
You're beginning to regret your foolish decision
**[05:23] ---**
to refuse an arrangement with the
exquisite Vegan Eldoriel, aren't you?
**[05:27] ---**
So the reason I've been
pitchin' a tent is...?
**[05:29] ---**
Precisely, a forbidden curse passed
down amongst my brethren:
**[05:33] ---**
"The Eternal Erection."
**[05:34] ---**
Subjects upon whom the curse is cast experience
**[05:37] ---**
a sense of insatiable arousal in their nether regions.
**[05:40] ---**
Before long, this causes damage
to the penile tissues...
**[05:43] ---**
Resulting in the permanent
inability to pop a pocket rocket!
**[05:46] ---**
WHAAAT?!
**[05:48] ---**
Losing a major function of your manhood
and turning into a dusty old geezer
**[05:51] ---**
at such a young age sounds
awfully miserable...
**[05:58] ---**
Please, not that! Anything but that!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[06:03] ---**
Come again?
**[06:04] ---**
You'll have to speak up.
**[06:06] ---**
I couldn't quite hear you...
**[06:08] ---**
Please!
**[06:10] ---**
Please break the curse!
**[06:16] ---**
DAMN ELF...!
**[06:19] ---**
Very well. Calm down!
**[06:21] ---**
If you insist, I shall break the curse.
**[06:23] ---**
However...
**[06:24] ---**
Once this type of magic has been cast,
there's only one way to reverse its effects.
**[06:29] ---**
To put it simply...
**[06:31] ---**
You must deposit your juices...
**[06:33] ---**
Right here!
**[06:36] ---**
Spilling your sweet gravy inside
of me is the only option.
**[06:40] ---**
Wha-?!
**[06:43] ---**
You can't possibly expect me to do that!
**[06:45] ---**
Luvellia-senpai is the only woman for me!
**[06:47] ---**
Peter-kun...
**[06:48] ---**
Luvellia-senpai?
**[06:49] ---**
So it WAS you.
**[06:51] ---**
I thought I heard a familiar voice.
**[06:55] ---**
This hot spring is wonderful, isn't it?
**[06:58] ---**
And the water is so soothing...
**[07:00] ---**
I can feel my cuts and
bruises healing as we speak.
**[07:02] ---**
By the way, Peter-kun...
**[07:04] ---**
Have you heard the legends
surrounding this resort?
**[07:07] ---**
Huh?! Wh-what are you talking about?!
**[07:10] ---**
The village itself is famous
for its hot springs.
**[07:13] ---**
However, this particular spring is unique.
**[07:17] ---**
It flows from a special source and is
said to have a rather fascinating effect.
**[07:20] ---**
According to the rumors,
**[07:22] ---**
those who soak themselves in these mysterious
waters shall be blessed with children...
**[07:27] ---**
So, um...
**[07:29] ---**
What do you think?
**[07:30] ---**
You could join me...
**[07:32] ---**
And we...
**[07:34] ---**
We could test out the effects
of the hot spring together...
**[07:39] ---**
S-SAY WHAT?!
**[07:42] ---**
Am I dreaming?! Hallucinating?!
**[07:43] ---**
Senpai...
**[07:44] ---**
SHE'S... asking ME?
**[07:47] ---**
I never thought I'd see the day...!
**[07:51] ---**
This is...
**[07:53] ---**
In the past two years,
**[07:54] ---**
we haven't progressed towards any sort of
physical intimacy other than holding hands.
**[07:57] ---**
This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance
to take things to the next level!
**[08:01] ---**
There's just one problem...
**[08:03] ---**
My crown jewels are practically
on the verge of exploding!
**[08:11] ---**
So, what will you choose?
**[08:13] ---**
The suspense is killing me...
**[08:15] ---**
I absolutely CANNOT afford
to waste this opportunity...!
**[08:19] ---**
But...
**[08:21] ---**
But...!
**[08:26] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[08:27] ---**
I...
**[08:28] ---**
I...!
**[08:31] ---**
Forgive me!
**[08:33] ---**
I'm afraid I can't...
**[08:38] ---**
Now isn't a good time...
**[08:41] ---**
O-Oh...
**[08:43] ---**
Well, it was a bit sudden.
**[08:45] ---**
And besides, the others might see us.
**[08:48] ---**
Although, it's a shame...
**[08:56] ---**
Perhaps if we took a bath and
said a prayer together...
**[09:01] ---**
The stork would descend
upon us from the heavens...
**[09:06] ---**
With our future child in tow...
**[09:11] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:12] ---**
I'm so sorry, Senpai...!
**[09:21] ---**
A wise decision.
**[09:24] ---**
Now then, Peter Grill...
**[09:26] ---**
Shouldn't you be pleading for mercy?
**[09:28] ---**
Isn't there something you wish to ask of me?
**[09:44] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[09:46] ---**
Please, take it!
**[09:48] ---**
End this torture and take my load!
**[09:53] ---**
Game over...
**[09:55] ---**
Any shred of self-respect
I had left as a warrior...
**[09:57] ---**
It's been smashed up into little pieces...!
**[10:01] ---**
Still...
**[10:02] ---**
I'm merely doing what's necessary
to protect my future with Senpai!
**[10:06] ---**
Come, it's time to drop
this pathetic charade.
**[10:10] ---**
I'm ready when you are, Peter Grill.
**[10:13] ---**
Exactly!
**[10:15] ---**
This doesn't count...
**[10:17] ---**
It's not even CLOSE to cheating!
**[10:21] ---**
I've got no choice...
**[10:23] ---**
It's totally...
**[10:25] ---**
Out of my hands...
**[10:52] ---**
Y-You've got some pretty good moves...
**[11:01] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[11:03] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:06] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:09] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:18] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:21] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:23] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:26] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:29] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:31] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:34] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:37] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:41] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:43] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:45] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:48] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:52] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:55] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[12:00] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Word on the street is you're working
as a diplomat these days.
**[12:06] ---**
Just goes to show how much everyone
in the Warriors Guild trusts you, eh?
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 5: Peter Grill and
a Blind Date with an Orc
# E5 - Peter Grill and a Blind Date with an Orc
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**[00:11] ---**
My darling Luvellia is
drifting away from my side...
**[00:19] ---**
Unacceptable!
**[00:22] ---**
Guildmaster, a missive has arrived...
**[00:35] ---**
With this, you shall meet
your demise... Peter Grill!
**[00:51] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[00:58] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:04] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[01:07] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[01:11] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:17] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:20] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:23] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:27] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:31] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:34] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:38] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:41] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:44] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:47] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:50] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:54] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:03] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[02:10] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:15] ---**
Marriage... proposal?
**[02:18] ---**
Precisely.
**[02:19] ---**
Episode 5: Peter Grill and
a Blind Date with an Orc
**[02:19] ---**
We have received a missive from Orcland
requesting access to your future offspring.
**[02:25] ---**
Having witnessed your performance in
the Grand Fighting Tournament,
**[02:29] ---**
a member of the Orc aristocracy named
Mr. Babe has come forth with a direct offer.
**[02:31] ---**
But Luvellia-senpai and I
already pledged ourselves!
**[02:37] ---**
Father!
**[02:38] ---**
What in the world is the meaning of this?!
**[02:41] ---**
The Guild recognized my
engagement to Peter-kun.
**[02:44] ---**
A marriage proposal?! Now, of all times?!
**[02:45] ---**
Calm yourself, Luvellia.
**[02:48] ---**
Consider this nothing more than a formality.
**[02:51] ---**
If I may be so bold,
**[02:52] ---**
the nobility hailing from Great Orcland and
the southern United Pork Pie Kingdom
**[02:56] ---**
are some of our Guild's
most influential patrons.
**[02:59] ---**
Due to the substantial monetary
contributions they provide,
**[03:02] ---**
it would be unwise to decline
their request outright.
**[03:05] ---**
So as not to disgrace our esteemed allies,
we must adhere to the standard protocol.
**[03:09] ---**
After that, etiquette
dictates a polite refusal.
**[03:14] ---**
Please, Guildmaster...!
**[03:16] ---**
Is there some sort of problem?
**[03:18] ---**
As Luvellia's loyal fiancé,
you don't intend to become emotionally
**[03:21] ---**
attached to this potential
marriage partner, do you?
**[03:24] ---**
No, I would never dream of such a thing...
**[03:28] ---**
I'm well aware of what you're
trying to pull, Father.
**[03:32] ---**
However, you're wasting your time.
**[03:35] ---**
The idea of Peter-kun betraying
my trust is simply preposterous!
**[03:42] ---**
Layonnaise!
**[03:44] ---**
The pain...
**[03:45] ---**
My heart can't take this...!
**[03:47] ---**
Senpai!
**[03:48] ---**
One little swimmer...
**[03:49] ---**
What about ME?!
**[03:56] ---**
It was exceedingly generous of you
to entertain our unusual request.
**[04:01] ---**
We are most appreciative!
**[04:04] ---**
This marriage proposal is
of great significance to us.
**[04:07] ---**
It presents an opportunity to reinforce the relationship between
**[04:12] ---**
Orcland and the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild.
**[04:16] ---**
Great minds think alike!
**[04:21] ---**
This whole blind date
thing is clearly a trap...
**[04:24] ---**
However, the Guildmaster has failed
to consider one crucial detail.
**[04:29] ---**
It's true...
**[04:30] ---**
Looks aren't everything, but...
**[04:36] ---**
That ain't gonna happen!
**[04:41] ---**
You! Go and fetch Piglette.
**[04:45] ---**
Did he say "Piglette"?!
**[04:48] ---**
Humans and Orcs are two distinct cultures.
**[04:51] ---**
Each has a vastly different
concept of ideal beauty.
**[04:54] ---**
If I had to guess, the Guildmaster's goal is to
trick me into causing some sort of scandal.
**[04:59] ---**
But this time, I have total confidence!
**[05:03] ---**
Oink...!
**[05:05] ---**
Me, fall for an Orc? No way in...
**[05:09] ---**
...hell?!
**[05:15] ---**
P-Piglette Pancetta, at your service.
**[05:24] ---**
Sh-She's cute?!
**[05:30] ---**
Now then, get to know one another.
Let your friendship blossom.
**[05:44] ---**
The old bastard set me up...!
**[05:46] ---**
I already know where this is going...
**[05:49] ---**
Man milk!
**[05:50] ---**
Oink!
**[05:58] ---**
I-Is she about to give birth?!
**[06:00] ---**
Uh... Are you okay?
**[06:03] ---**
F-forgive me... I-it's just...
**[06:07] ---**
I've never spoken to a man
this much in my life...
**[06:12] ---**
But we've barely said
two words to each other!
**[06:19] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[06:22] ---**
Guildmaster, a young lady such as she...
**[06:26] ---**
Fret not, Goodman...
**[06:30] ---**
Guildmaster!
**[06:31] ---**
My apologies for the delay.
**[06:33] ---**
I've brought the Goon Squad
Trio, as you requested.
**[06:37] ---**
Goon Squad Trio?!
**[06:41] ---**
I was employed as a servant by Master Babe.
**[06:45] ---**
One day, I suddenly found myself
swept up in talks of marriage...
**[06:49] ---**
Does that mean...
**[06:50] ---**
You're not on board with this whole thing?
**[06:53] ---**
Y-You see, I'm merely doing
as Master Babe instructed...
**[07:00] ---**
However...
**[07:03] ---**
Your breathtaking performance at the tournament is burned into
**[07:05] ---**
my memories even now, Sir Peter.
**[07:10] ---**
Offering a repulsive woman like
me to a noble man like you...
**[07:15] ---**
It's...!
**[07:16] ---**
Repulsive?! You?!
**[07:18] ---**
I'm an outcast in Orc society.
**[07:21] ---**
My entire life, I've been treated like garbage
for having the appearance of a Human...
**[07:26] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:27] ---**
Only a fool would be seen with
a hideous Orc like me...!
**[07:32] ---**
Wait!
**[07:38] ---**
P-Pardon me...
**[07:41] ---**
Hey there, sweet cheeks!
**[07:43] ---**
If you ain't got nowhere to be,
how's about joinin' us for a bite to eat?
**[07:48] ---**
Let us show you a good time...
**[07:51] ---**
U-Um... No, thank you. I...
**[07:56] ---**
Hey, back off!
**[07:57] ---**
S-Sir Peter...?
**[07:59] ---**
Piglette-san, stay behind me.
**[08:02] ---**
The hell's your problem?!
**[08:04] ---**
Dammit! Yer pissin' me off!
**[08:06] ---**
It's slaughter time, boys!
**[08:15] ---**
Now's our chance!
**[08:20] ---**
Th-Thank you, Sir Peter...
for rescuing such an ugly woman...
**[08:26] ---**
You aren't ugly at all.
**[08:28] ---**
That might be the case in the Orc world,
but let's get one thing straight:
**[08:33] ---**
By Human standards, you're really cute.
**[08:36] ---**
C-C-C-Cu...?!
**[08:44] ---**
So have a little more
confidence in yourself, okay?
**[08:48] ---**
Oh, my bad.
**[08:55] ---**
W-Well then, could we take a
tour of the town together...?
**[09:01] ---**
Of course!
**[09:11] ---**
How beautiful...!
**[09:17] ---**
I've always wanted to visit a Human city.
**[09:19] ---**
I figured that it might be easier for
a hideous woman like myself...
**[09:24] ---**
To blend in, you know?
**[09:31] ---**
That was a blast!
**[09:37] ---**
Out with it, you two.
**[09:39] ---**
Were you able to connect with
each other on a deeper level?
**[09:42] ---**
With all due respect, I must speak my mind.
**[09:45] ---**
This marriage proposal is nothing more
than a ploy to score political points.
**[09:49] ---**
The intentions of those involved
are not being taken into account.
**[09:54] ---**
I believe Miss Piglette feels likewise and
would prefer not to proceed any further.
**[10:00] ---**
Does he speak the truth, Piglette?
**[10:02] ---**
W-Well, I...
**[10:04] ---**
Now then, if you'll excuse me...
**[10:08] ---**
How rude!
**[10:09] ---**
Leaving your seat before our esteemed
guest has a chance to respond?
**[10:11] ---**
Where are your manners?!
**[10:14] ---**
Perhaps the two of you have not had enough time to
**[10:18] ---**
gain an intimate understanding of one another...
**[10:20] ---**
Don't you agree, Piglette?
**[10:27] ---**
What the hell...?
**[10:29] ---**
Guildmaster!
**[10:30] ---**
If you spend one night in this room,
at least we can say that we tried.
**[10:34] ---**
Though a mere formality,
we must be sure to cover all our bases.
**[10:38] ---**
I sincerely hope that you refrain
from making an error in judgement...
**[10:43] ---**
Oh crap...
**[10:44] ---**
This is bad...!
**[10:49] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:03] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:06] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:23] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:26] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:31] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:34] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:37] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:43] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:45] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:48] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:52] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Between your fortitude and ingenuity,
nobody can catch you off guard.
**[12:06] ---**
That's the beauty of being
the strongest man alive, eh?
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 6: Peter Grill and
the Orc's True Character
# E6 - Peter Grill and the Orc's True Character
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNV4318R/peter-grill-and-the-orcs-true-character)
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**[00:01] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[00:03] ---**
Piglette...
**[00:12] ---**
Our guest has consumed the aphrodisiac, sir.
**[00:28] ---**
It's the end of the line
for that impudent bastard.
**[00:32] ---**
Once his relationship with the Orc turns physical,
his engagement to Luvellia shall crumble to pieces...
**[00:40] ---**
And I shall do him the honor
of slicing his head clean off!
**[00:50] ---**
Forgive me, Peter-Kun...
**[00:53] ---**
The Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
is on the verge of financial ruin...
**[00:56] ---**
Please, for our sake...
Take one for the team!
**[01:01] ---**
Sir Peter... I-I...
**[01:09] ---**
My mind is made up...!
**[01:12] ---**
Boobs!
**[01:22] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[01:28] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[01:35] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[01:38] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[01:41] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[01:47] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[01:51] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[01:54] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[01:57] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[02:02] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[02:05] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[02:08] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[02:11] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[02:15] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[02:18] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[02:21] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[02:24] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[02:34] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[02:40] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[02:45] ---**
Boobs!
**[02:49] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[02:51] ---**
Focus!
**[02:52] ---**
W-Wait a minute!
***SIGN*** Episode 6: Peter Grill and
the Orc's True Character
**[02:54] ---**
Don't do anything rash...
**[02:56] ---**
Besides, weren't you against this
whole marriage proposal thing?!
**[02:59] ---**
No!
**[03:00] ---**
You are mistaken, Sir Peter!
**[03:03] ---**
If it means being with
a noble man like you...
**[03:09] ---**
Not again!
**[03:10] ---**
Don't let her pull you in...!
**[03:13] ---**
Listen to me, Piglette!
**[03:15] ---**
The truth is...
**[03:16] ---**
I'm already engaged to another woman!
**[03:18] ---**
So, y'see... it wouldn't
be right for us to...
**[03:21] ---**
Th-That's fine with me...
**[03:24] ---**
Sir Peter!
**[03:28] ---**
Orc relationships are different
from Human relationships.
**[03:31] ---**
Polygyny is the norm!
**[03:34] ---**
Not good...!
**[03:35] ---**
Take it easy, Piglette!
**[03:37] ---**
This entire thing is a setup!
**[03:40] ---**
A conspiracy between Orcland and the Guild...
**[03:42] ---**
They're trying to lure us into a trap!
**[03:52] ---**
I-I'm glad you understand...
**[03:56] ---**
I knew it...
**[03:57] ---**
I'm not good enough, am I?
**[04:00] ---**
I'm far too ugly...
**[04:02] ---**
That's why...!
**[04:06] ---**
N-No!
**[04:07] ---**
That's not true!
**[04:09] ---**
You're the furthest thing from ugly!
**[04:11] ---**
In my opinion, from a Human perspective...
**[04:13] ---**
You're beautiful exactly the way you are!
**[04:21] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[04:30] ---**
This is bad...
**[04:31] ---**
Giving in is exactly what
the Guildmaster wants...
**[04:36] ---**
At this point, I can't afford
to do any more damage!
**[04:41] ---**
Then again, I...
**[04:48] ---**
Absolutely not!
**[04:50] ---**
I won't be swayed by an Orc!
**[04:52] ---**
Good.
**[04:53] ---**
Just take a deep breath!
**[04:54] ---**
Tap into the Eastern art of
"Zen" and clear your mind...
**[05:01] ---**
Remain calm...
**[05:03] ---**
Remain calm...
**[05:05] ---**
R-R-R-Remain calm...
**[05:08] ---**
R-R-R-R-R-Re...
**[05:11] ---**
BOOBS!
**[05:23] ---**
Why...
**[05:25] ---**
Why?!
**[05:26] ---**
Why am I like this?!
**[05:28] ---**
Defeated by a pair of boobs...!
**[05:32] ---**
Oh crap...
**[05:34] ---**
I'm screwed...
**[05:35] ---**
Everything up 'til now
doesn't even come close...
**[05:38] ---**
If Piglette reports back with the
truth about what happened...
**[05:42] ---**
How dare you betray the trust
of my darling Luvellia...?!
**[05:48] ---**
He's gonna kill me for sure!
**[05:50] ---**
Anyone with eyes could
see that it was a trap...
**[05:53] ---**
What's WRONG with me?!
**[05:57] ---**
What's done is done...
**[05:58] ---**
There's only one choice left:
**[05:59] ---**
Convince Piglette to keep quiet!
**[06:06] ---**
Good morning, Sir Peter.
**[06:10] ---**
Last night was wonderful, don't you think?
**[06:14] ---**
And now I can deliver the
good news to Master Babe:
**[06:17] ---**
Sir Peter and I have successfully
consummated our relationship.
**[06:20] ---**
H-H-H... H-Hold on!
**[06:23] ---**
You can't tell anyone about this!
**[06:26] ---**
What?!
**[06:26] ---**
B-But...
**[06:28] ---**
Why not, Sir Peter?!
**[06:31] ---**
Y-Y'see...
**[06:34] ---**
Think fast, Peter Grill!
**[06:37] ---**
By all accounts, there's
no way outta this, BUT...
**[06:40] ---**
"When you give up, that's
when the game is over!"
**[06:43] ---**
S-Sir Peter...?
**[06:46] ---**
Are you...
**[06:48] ---**
Are you content with living the rest of
your life like a puppet on a string?!
**[06:54] ---**
The motive behind this marriage proposal
was political from the beginning.
**[06:58] ---**
One of the most important decisions of your
life is being controlled by the national interest!
**[07:03] ---**
Are you truly satisfied with that?!
**[07:05] ---**
W-Well, I...
**[07:07] ---**
What do you really want?!
**[07:10] ---**
Deep inside your heart,
what is it you desire?!
**[07:13] ---**
Don't you think you oughtta stop and take
the time to consider your options?!
**[07:20] ---**
Well, you can't say I didn't try...
Question is, did she buy it...?
**[07:26] ---**
What I really want...
**[07:28] ---**
What I desire, deep inside my heart...
**[07:32] ---**
L-Let me think it over...
**[07:39] ---**
Let's hear it, you two!
**[07:41] ---**
How did things go last night?
**[07:44] ---**
Our hope, of course, is that you were able to establish
the foundation for a positive relationship.
**[07:50] ---**
Lady Piglette...
**[07:52] ---**
Were there any interesting developments
after dinner last night?
**[08:06] ---**
H-Help me out... Please!
**[08:10] ---**
A miracle... Gimme a miracle, just this once!
**[08:13] ---**
L-Last night...
**[08:17] ---**
Sir Peter stood firm.
**[08:20] ---**
He didn't lay a single finger on me!
**[08:24] ---**
C-Come again?!
**[08:26] ---**
Are you telling me this bastard managed
to resist the Orc's ample assets?!
**[08:34] ---**
It's a miracle...
**[08:36] ---**
My prayers have been answered!
**[08:42] ---**
However...
**[08:43] ---**
Th-There is one small
favor I'd like to ask...
**[08:48] ---**
P-Piglette...?
**[08:50] ---**
A-Although the events of last night
did not result in physical intimacy...
**[08:54] ---**
I felt an undeniable connection.
**[08:58] ---**
Therefore, in the name of cultivating a better
relationship with Sir Peter from here on out...
**[09:04] ---**
Stop! Don't do it!
**[09:05] ---**
I'd like to request your permission...
**[09:11] ---**
...to transfer to the Guild so as to remain by
Sir Peter's side and attend to his needs!
**[09:15] ---**
A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
**[09:18] ---**
Rest assured, I shall go to great
lengths in order to gain his favor!
**[09:23] ---**
All for the sake of our
great Orcland's future!
**[09:33] ---**
Piglette...
**[09:34] ---**
What's gotten into you...?!
**[09:40] ---**
Ever since our talk, I've
been doing some thinking.
**[09:44] ---**
About what I really want...
**[09:46] ---**
About the desires buried
deep within my heart...
**[09:49] ---**
I came to a conclusion:
**[09:52] ---**
I shall do everything in my power to prevent
Orcland from acquiring your sperm!
**[09:57] ---**
Huh?
**[10:03] ---**
Once you and I have conceived a child
who possesses your unrivaled strength...
**[10:07] ---**
I shall raise them, train them...
**[10:12] ---**
And harness their power to crush those
Orcland pigs who made my life a living hell!
**[10:18] ---**
She's got more issues than
I originally thought...
**[10:23] ---**
Something tells me I might've created a monster,
one with a terrifying dark side...
**[10:32] ---**
And if nothing else,
it means I get to stay by your side forever!
**[10:37] ---**
I promise to do my best to
carry your child, Sir Peter!
**[10:41] ---**
I may not seem like much of an Orc...
**[10:44] ---**
But my reproductive abilities
are on par with the best of them!
**[10:49] ---**
Let's enjoy each other's company, Sir Peter!
**[11:01] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[11:04] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:07] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:09] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:13] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:15] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:18] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:21] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:24] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:27] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:29] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:32] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:35] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:38] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:41] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:44] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:46] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:49] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:53] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:55] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Does your roommate Tim still
like throwin' back the drinks?
**[12:07] ---**
Man, I'd love to party
with you guys sometime!
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 7: Peter Grill and
the Battle of the Fates
# E7 - Peter Grill and the Battle of the Fates
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**[00:09] ---**
Go on, Sir Peter.
**[00:11] ---**
Please enjoy your meal!
**[00:14] ---**
I-It looks great...
**[00:22] ---**
Senpai...
**[00:24] ---**
Did you honestly sleep with that farm animal?
**[00:27] ---**
We came here for a dose of your meat sauce,
only to discover this lowly pig...
**[00:32] ---**
And an insufferable Elf!
**[00:35] ---**
Don't make me laugh.
**[00:37] ---**
Peter Grill's giblet juices...
**[00:40] ---**
Belong to our great Elven race!
**[00:43] ---**
You don't say...?
**[00:44] ---**
And how shall we settle this?
**[00:46] ---**
A fight to the death, perhaps...
**[00:47] ---**
L-Ladies, please!
**[00:49] ---**
Don't kill each other 'cause of me...!
**[00:59] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[01:06] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:12] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[01:15] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[01:19] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:25] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:28] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:31] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:35] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:39] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:43] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:46] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:49] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:52] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:55] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:59] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:02] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:11] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[02:18] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:28] ---**
Wowie, you're surprisingly weak, ain'tcha?
**[02:32] ---**
When you strip away their ability to use magic,
Elves are quite the pathetic creatures.
**[02:37] ---**
Damned barbarians...!
**[02:39] ---**
Cut it out.
**[02:40] ---**
Episode 7: Peter Grill and
the Battle of the Fates
**[02:40] ---**
Ganging up on someone who can't defend
themselves isn't very nice, y'know.
**[02:45] ---**
C'mon.
**[02:48] ---**
Are you alright?
**[02:50] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[02:52] ---**
I am unharmed...
**[02:55] ---**
Time out! What the hell is THAT about?!
**[02:57] ---**
We got dibs on Senpai
'cause we saw him first!
**[03:00] ---**
We take priority over her!
**[03:03] ---**
Such an argument means nothing.
**[03:05] ---**
I have no doubt that you uncivilized Ogres...
**[03:08] ---**
Took advantage of this man's weaknesses
and forced him to do your bidding!
**[03:13] ---**
Yeah, you're one to talk...
**[03:17] ---**
And who exactly is this Orc, anyway?!
**[03:21] ---**
I-I'm...
**[03:24] ---**
My name is Piglette and I joined
the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
**[03:28] ---**
as a personal assistant to Sir Peter!
**[03:34] ---**
If I'm understanding correctly,
the four of us are here for the same reason.
**[03:38] ---**
We all wish to acquire Sir Peter's seed.
**[03:42] ---**
Peter Grill is the man whom
I've chosen as my husband.
**[03:46] ---**
The idea of a dim-witted Orc such as yourself
**[03:49] ---**
defeating a member of the proud
Elven race such as I is truly laughable.
**[03:54] ---**
I-I had no intention of hogging Sir Peter
to myself from the start!
**[04:00] ---**
I-I'm perfectly content with
being one of his mistresses!
**[04:07] ---**
Such a permissive attitude...
**[04:10] ---**
How does she maintain her composure...?
**[04:16] ---**
THOSE THINGS?!
**[04:21] ---**
She laughed!
**[04:22] ---**
Curse you...!
**[04:23] ---**
I'll teach you to laugh at
the size of my chest...!
**[04:26] ---**
C-Calm down!
**[04:28] ---**
The little wretch had the
audacity to laugh at me!
**[04:30] ---**
Piglette wasn't laughing at anyone just now.
**[04:33] ---**
Yes, she was!
**[04:34] ---**
Sounds like someone's kinda paranoid...
**[04:36] ---**
It appears that conflict
is inevitable, after all.
**[04:39] ---**
She laughed at me!
**[04:39] ---**
Therefore, in the interest of establishing
a hierarchy amongst ourselves...
**[04:44] ---**
we shall compete using our feminine wiles.
**[04:47] ---**
Fine with me!
**[04:50] ---**
I-In that case...
**[04:52] ---**
C-Count me in!
**[04:54] ---**
What? What?! WHAT?!
**[04:57] ---**
Somebody, please... Make it stop!
**[05:06] ---**
Agape!
**[05:08] ---**
This is Agape,
a fairy with the ability to quantify male arousal.
**[05:13] ---**
N-No, not more sorcery...!
**[05:16] ---**
The rules are simple enough:
**[05:18] ---**
Whoever manages to cause the most excitement
in Peter Grill's pants is the winner!
**[05:23] ---**
Very well!
**[05:25] ---**
Okie-dokie... We'll go first.
**[05:29] ---**
WHOA! SLOW DOWN, YOU TWO!
**[05:32] ---**
Now then...
**[05:46] ---**
What's the matter with me...?!
**[05:50] ---**
There's gotta be something in here...!
**[05:51] ---**
There's gotta be something in here...!
**[05:51] ---**
Uh, that's Tim's room...
**[05:57] ---**
Wh-What do you think?
**[06:02] ---**
(Kanojo wa taira na mune o motteimasu.)
She has a flat chest.
**[06:07] ---**
Why do you refuse to get an
erection in my presence?!
**[06:12] ---**
N-Now it's my turn...!
**[06:17] ---**
Piglette, your outfit...
**[06:21] ---**
Huh?
**[06:22] ---**
The ol' naked apron!
**[06:24] ---**
Survey says...!
**[06:27] ---**
But I... haven't done anything yet...
**[06:31] ---**
EVERY MAN'S DREAM!
**[06:33] ---**
-Oh, Sir Peter...!
-It's not fair!
**[06:35] ---**
Why are her boobs so damn big?!
**[06:38] ---**
A formidable foe...
**[06:41] ---**
Boobs are off-limits!
**[06:43] ---**
Oh dear, how embarrassing for you!
**[06:45] ---**
Well, she's flatter than a pancake.
**[06:47] ---**
Take it easy, you two!
**[06:50] ---**
You mustn't tease her like that...
**[06:53] ---**
I'm begging you... Stop the madness...
**[06:57] ---**
Enough with the
**[06:59] ---**
T-Tim?!
**[07:01] ---**
Dude, help me out!
**[07:03] ---**
You gotta break up this fight!
**[07:07] ---**
Peter, if you wanna stop a fight...
**[07:11] ---**
Use this!
**[07:11] ---**
Booze?!
**[07:13] ---**
C'mon, ladies! Time for a drink!
**[07:16] ---**
Down the hatch!
**[07:25] ---**
One slice of pork, two slices of pork...
**[07:30] ---**
I'm sowwrie... I'm suh sowwrie!
**[07:34] ---**
This is a special ocassion!
**[07:36] ---**
We shall drink the night away!
**[07:38] ---**
Yea! Summore alcohols, pleez!
**[07:43] ---**
Cheers!
**[07:44] ---**
I've gotta admit, the alcohol
helped lighten the mood...
**[07:48] ---**
But for some reason, I can't
shake this bad feeling...
**[08:01] ---**
CALLED IT!
**[08:03] ---**
Come along, Peter Grill...
**[08:06] ---**
There's still plenty to go around.
**[08:08] ---**
N-No thanks, I'm good...
**[08:12] ---**
There's no need to be shy...
**[08:19] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[08:21] ---**
Please have some more to drink.
**[08:24] ---**
W-Wait... That's enough for
**[08:28] ---**
Summore, summore!
**[08:34] ---**
No...
**[08:35] ---**
KNOCK IT OFF!
**[08:42] ---**
I know exactly what you're trying to do!
**[08:45] ---**
Pump me full of alcohol and pressure me
into your disgusting behavior, right?!
**[08:51] ---**
Too bad!
**[08:51] ---**
Luvellia-senpai and I are
destined for one another!
**[08:55] ---**
And I...
**[08:56] ---**
For as long as I live...
**[08:58] ---**
I won't give in to temptation ever again!
**[09:03] ---**
He said the thing!
**[09:07] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:08] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:35] ---**
What's the rush?
**[09:36] ---**
Time and booze...
**[09:39] ---**
We've got plenty of both to spare.
**[09:58] ---**
Huh?
**[09:59] ---**
What happened last night...?
**[10:07] ---**
Oh no...
**[10:08] ---**
Did I... betray Luvellia-senpai again?!
**[10:14] ---**
H-Hey!
**[10:17] ---**
Nothing happened yesterday, right?!
**[10:18] ---**
Right?!
**[10:20] ---**
You were awfully enthusiastic last night...
**[10:26] ---**
Your arousal levels were off the charts.
This is all that was left.
**[10:33] ---**
Agape-san...
**[10:36] ---**
My back feels like jelly!
**[10:38] ---**
I didn't expect such a vigorous workout...
**[10:40] ---**
You were incredible, Sir Peter...
**[10:46] ---**
From now on, in order to avoid
this type of situation...
**[10:49] ---**
...we must agree upon an
official set of terms.
**[10:56] ---**
A TREATY REGARDING THE ALLOCATION OF
PETER GRILL'S REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:03] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:06] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:24] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:26] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:31] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:34] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:37] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:43] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:45] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:48] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:52] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:00] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
"Harmony is the greatest of virtues."
**[12:05] ---**
The mindset of treating everyone as equals is getting
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 8: Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
**[12:08] ---**
more popular nowadays, don'tcha think?
# E8 - Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJX24M6/peter-grill-and-the-secret-treaty)
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**[00:04] ---**
Agape-san...
**[00:06] ---**
Agape...!
Given the circumstances...
**[00:07] ---**
Perhaps our best course of action is to draw up an
official set of terms concerning Peter Grill's seed.
**[00:13] ---**
Indeed.
**[00:14] ---**
We must approach this situation
in an efficient manner.
**[00:17] ---**
Huh?
**[00:24] ---**
A TREATY REGARDING THE ALLOCATION OF
PETER GRILL'S REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES
**[00:28] ---**
A-Are they about to strike
a deal over my crotch?!
**[00:39] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:46] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[00:52] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[00:56] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:59] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[01:05] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[01:08] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[01:12] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[01:15] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[01:19] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[01:23] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[01:26] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[01:29] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[01:32] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[01:35] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[01:39] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[01:42] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[01:52] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[01:58] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[02:03] ---**
'S-Scuse me...
**[02:07] ---**
Can anyone hear me...?
**[02:10] ---**
Using magic oughtta be banned!
**[02:12] ---**
That impact play of yours
is what ought to be banned!
**[02:16] ---**
It stimulates the flow
of Senpai's slam chowder!
**[02:16] ---**
Episode 8: Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
**[02:17] ---**
Uh...
It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!
**[02:18] ---**
It stimulates the flow
of Senpai's slam chowder!
**[02:19] ---**
Ladies...?
It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!
**[02:19] ---**
Ladies...?
**[02:19] ---**
Well, my magic can control
the way he shoots his goo
**[02:21] ---**
Hello...?!
Well, my magic can control the way he shoots his goo
**[02:21] ---**
Well, my magic can control
the way he shoots his goo
**[02:22] ---**
M-more importantly...
**[02:23] ---**
I'd like to point out a major
issue with this schedule.
**[02:26] ---**
It's biased in your favor!
**[02:29] ---**
How observant of you.
**[02:30] ---**
It seems you're more than just a pair
of walking boobs, after all...
**[02:33] ---**
Unlike that wimpy, long-eared
freak over there!
**[02:36] ---**
Who're you calling "wimpy"?!
**[02:38] ---**
Hey...!
**[02:39] ---**
Then let's reassess the agreement and create
a final draft once we've reached a consensus.
**[02:45] ---**
Fine.
Um, what about me...?
**[02:45] ---**
Agreed.
Um, what about me...?
**[02:45] ---**
Roger!
Um, what about me...?
**[02:47] ---**
C'mon, are you listening?!
**[02:49] ---**
Don't I get a say?!
**[02:50] ---**
Am I invisible or something?!
**[02:55] ---**
Gimme a damn break, would you?!
**[03:00] ---**
The terms introduced by a unilateral
interspecies treaty were enforced thereafter.
**[03:05] ---**
In accordance with the treaty,
Peter Grill carried out his usual,
**[03:09] ---**
rigorous duties on a daily basis.
**[03:13] ---**
Until...
**[03:16] ---**
...the first day of rest following the
treaty's enactment had finally arrived.
**[03:24] ---**
What's up, Peter?
**[03:26] ---**
You're in a good mood,
gettin' all decked out...
**[03:29] ---**
Why, I'm glad you asked, Tim!
**[03:31] ---**
Today is a rest day, as
established by the treaty.
**[03:34] ---**
I'm going to revel in my freedom and spend
some quality time with Luvellia-senpai...!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm well aware of your situation.
**[03:45] ---**
A long-overdue date... Have fun, dude.
**[03:57] ---**
Hello, Peter-kun.
**[03:59] ---**
I hope...
**[04:01] ---**
...you weren't waiting for too long.
**[04:06] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[04:08] ---**
N-No, it's just...
**[04:09] ---**
You look even more beautiful than usual.
I couldn't help but stare...
**[04:14] ---**
As the old saying goes, "Flattery
will get you nowhere."
**[04:18] ---**
Shall we?
**[04:38] ---**
I'm in heaven...
**[04:40] ---**
When I'm with Luvellia-senpai,
I feel at peace...
**[04:51] ---**
The food here is exquisite, isn't it?
**[04:54] ---**
As long as you like it,
that's all that matters.
**[04:57] ---**
Some of the guys down at the
Guild rave about this place.
**[05:01] ---**
I apologize for dragging you along
on my shopping trip, Peter-kun.
**[05:06] ---**
Oh, don't mention it.
**[05:08] ---**
I had a great time today.
**[05:15] ---**
To our future.
**[05:17] ---**
May it be bright.
**[05:24] ---**
Your hand...
**[05:25] ---**
You still have a scar.
**[05:27] ---**
How shameful of me...
**[05:30] ---**
Carelessly leaving a mark on the world's
strongest warrior like that...
**[05:36] ---**
This scar is a badge of honor.
**[05:39] ---**
And it's the reason why I get to spend this type
of quality time with my beloved senpai.
**[05:44] ---**
But you used to despise
me back then, didn't you?
**[05:49] ---**
Don't tease me like that, Senpai.
**[05:54] ---**
I wish this moment would last forever...
**[06:01] ---**
No way!
**[06:02] ---**
Is that you over there, Senpai?!
**[06:06] ---**
What a coinkydink!
**[06:08] ---**
Is this a joke?!
**[06:09] ---**
What the hell is she doing here...?!
**[06:12] ---**
Are you on a date, Senpai?
**[06:15] ---**
W-Well...
**[06:18] ---**
What do you want?
**[06:19] ---**
Today's a rest day, right...?
**[06:22] ---**
The heck are you talkin' about, Senpai?!
**[06:25] ---**
Now's the perfect time to get
a jump on those other guys.
**[06:27] ---**
That way, I get to hog your
hog all to myself, y'know?!
**[06:31] ---**
Listen here, you...!
**[06:33] ---**
Isn't the whole point of a contract
to obey the damn thing?!
**[06:37] ---**
W-Wait... Senpai!
**[06:42] ---**
You and this young Ogre seem to have become
quite close friends lately, Peter-kun.
**[06:47] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[06:48] ---**
She asked for my help with combat training.
**[06:50] ---**
It's been a real hands-on process...
**[06:52] ---**
Oh?
**[06:53] ---**
You're kiddin', right?
**[06:54] ---**
The only hand involved in that process
is mine wrapped around your
**[06:58] ---**
You're comin' with me!
**[06:59] ---**
Please excuse us for a
moment, Luvellia-senpai.
**[07:02] ---**
Sure...
**[07:03] ---**
C'mon, cut me some slack!
**[07:05] ---**
This date is a big deal.
Don't blow it for me!
**[07:08] ---**
Then how's about we start off with a quickie?
That'll keep me happy for a while!
**[07:12] ---**
Don't say "start off with"
like it's an appetizer!
**[07:16] ---**
A-Although...
**[07:18] ---**
If she keeps hanging around,
**[07:20] ---**
the short time I have left with
Luvellia-senpai will go to waste...
**[07:24] ---**
WOW!
**[07:26] ---**
Senpai...!
**[07:28] ---**
A-And once again...
**[07:30] ---**
See ya!
**[07:31] ---**
I've committed yet another
heinous act of betrayal...
**[07:37] ---**
I'd better hurry back before
she gets suspicious...!
**[07:40] ---**
You got this!
**[07:42] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[07:46] ---**
OF COURSE SHE'S HERE, TOO!
**[07:48] ---**
For today, let's start off
with something quick and easy.
**[07:53] ---**
What about my rest day...?!
**[07:58] ---**
A rest day is the perfect time to get
a jump on those other guys!
**[08:02] ---**
A rest day is perfect.
**[08:04] ---**
The others won't interrupt us.
**[08:08] ---**
*Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter
Grill is assumed to be largely non-existent.
**[08:12] ---**
It seems you and this Elf have grown quite
close with each other lately, Peter-kun.
**[08:16] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:18] ---**
Fate has a twisted sense of humor...
**[08:22] ---**
Bye for now!
**[08:23] ---**
O-Okay...
**[08:25] ---**
I somehow convinced her to leave...
**[08:27] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[08:31] ---**
GODDAMMIT!
**[08:33] ---**
S-Sir?!
**[08:36] ---**
I-It's no use...
**[08:37] ---**
They're a total disaster...!
**[08:40] ---**
NONE of them have any intention
of following the rules...!
**[09:01] ---**
Peter Grill!
**[09:03] ---**
You are far too concerned
with the pursuit of strength!
**[09:06] ---**
Settling for second best isn't the
right attitude for a captain!
**[09:16] ---**
D-Damn it...!
**[09:17] ---**
Look out, Captain!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm just glad you're safe...
**[09:27] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[09:29] ---**
Peter-kun...
**[09:37] ---**
Perhaps I've had too much wine...
**[09:43] ---**
I had a wonderful time today, Peter-kun.
**[09:46] ---**
I'm sorry for letting them ruin our date...
**[09:50] ---**
Not at all.
**[09:51] ---**
As the world's strongest warrior,
your popularity is only natural.
**[09:54] ---**
N-Nah...
**[10:01] ---**
Well, I must bid you good night.
**[10:03] ---**
Father tends to make a fuss
when I return home late.
**[10:07] ---**
O-Of course.
**[10:08] ---**
Y-You're right...
**[10:10] ---**
The Guildmaster can be...
kind of a worrywart.
**[10:16] ---**
I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
outside of our Guild duties.
**[10:20] ---**
Just the two of us...
**[10:22] ---**
Somewhere calm and relaxing...
**[10:24] ---**
Th-That sounds nice...
**[10:31] ---**
Should I... stop her?
**[10:33] ---**
Letting her leave with this
awkwardness between us...
**[10:40] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...!
**[10:45] ---**
Sir Peter!
**[10:47] ---**
Nut butter...!
**[10:51] ---**
If something doesn't change...
**[10:53] ---**
I'm not sure how much longer I'll be
able to endure their torture
**[10:55] ---**
and still manage to protect my
relationship with Luvellia-senpai...!
**[11:01] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[11:03] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:06] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:09] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:18] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:21] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:24] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:26] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:29] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:32] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:34] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:37] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:41] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:43] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:46] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:49] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:52] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:55] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
I received a letter from
Luvellia-san the other day...
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 9: Peter Grill and
the Treaty's Aftermath
**[12:08] ---**
Did something happen?
# E9 - Peter Grill and the Treaty's Aftermath
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**[00:17] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[00:18] ---**
Peter-kun?
**[00:20] ---**
Peter-kun...!
**[00:24] ---**
FORGIVE ME, LUVELLIA-SENPAI!
**[00:36] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[00:42] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[00:49] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[00:52] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[00:55] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:01] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:05] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:08] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:11] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:16] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:19] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:22] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:25] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:29] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:32] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:35] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:38] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:48] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[01:54] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:01] ---**
Our first date in ages, just the two of us...
**[02:02] ---**
Episode 9: Peter Grill and
the Treaty's Aftermath
**[02:04] ---**
How could I let this happen...?
**[02:10] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[02:12] ---**
P-Piglette!
**[02:14] ---**
What, uh...
**[02:16] ---**
...brings you he
**[02:25] ---**
I finished preparing dinner,
and I've been awaiting your return...
**[02:29] ---**
J-Just checking, but...
**[02:31] ---**
You do know what a "rest day" is, right...?
**[02:34] ---**
Huh?
**[02:35] ---**
Wh-Why, of course!
**[02:38] ---**
I am aware of the implications!
**[02:40] ---**
G-Good...
**[02:42] ---**
That's a relief...
**[02:45] ---**
Um...
**[02:47] ---**
If you'd like...
**[02:49] ---**
Shall I wash your back for you?
**[02:59] ---**
Is something the matter, Sir Peter?
**[03:03] ---**
I'm the biggest scumbag on the planet...
**[03:07] ---**
Today was my special date
with Luvellia-senpai...
**[03:11] ---**
And yet...
**[03:12] ---**
I went behind her back and did
all sorts of despicable things...!
**[03:19] ---**
My heart breaks for you, Sir Peter...
**[03:25] ---**
You must've gone through a dreadful ordeal.
**[03:29] ---**
But please... try to put your mind at ease.
**[03:32] ---**
Unlike the others,
I would never do anything to cause you pain.
**[03:39] ---**
Piglette...?
**[03:40] ---**
So, for right now...
**[03:42] ---**
Let your feelings out on me.
**[03:45] ---**
I don't mind one bit.
**[03:53] ---**
I accept you for who you are,
regardless of your flaws!
**[04:01] ---**
N-Not again...!
**[04:12] ---**
They're pulling me in...
**[04:13] ---**
I can't hold out much long
**[04:22] ---**
There goes the treaty...
**[04:25] ---**
Oh dear... How distasteful...
**[04:30] ---**
Such a shameless violation of the treaty...
**[04:33] ---**
Lisa!
**[04:37] ---**
"Farm animal" is an appropriate
title for an Orc like her...
**[04:41] ---**
Can't take your eyes off
her for a second, huh?
**[04:45] ---**
W... Wait a minute!
**[04:51] ---**
With all due respect,
**[04:52] ---**
the three of you are the ones intruding
upon Sir Peter's personal time in broad daylight!
**[04:57] ---**
You're in no position to criticize me!
**[05:00] ---**
D-Did the dimwitted Orc...
**[05:02] ---**
...anticipate us gettin'
the jump on each other...?!
**[05:05] ---**
I knew it...
**[05:06] ---**
This woman is not to be trifled with.
**[05:10] ---**
U-Unbelievable...
**[05:11] ---**
They ignored the rules...
**[05:13] ---**
Despite cheating the system...
**[05:16] ---**
They refuse to take responsibility,
and now they're trying to pin the blame on each other?!
**[05:22] ---**
Well then...
**[05:23] ---**
Given the extenuating circumstances...
**[05:26] ---**
There's only one way outta this mess, huh?
**[05:28] ---**
In accordance with the guidelines...
**[05:30] ---**
We shall share his fluids equally...!
**[06:01] ---**
Why me...?
**[06:03] ---**
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
**[06:08] ---**
Does "rest day" mean nothing to you?!
**[06:10] ---**
What about the treaty?!
**[06:12] ---**
At this rate, it's nothing more than
A WORTHLESS PIECE OF PAPER!
**[06:22] ---**
Well, he might have a point.
**[06:25] ---**
Indeed.
**[06:26] ---**
This poses a serious problem.
**[06:28] ---**
M-My sincerest apologies.
**[06:31] ---**
However...
**[06:33] ---**
Y'see, the thing is...
**[06:35] ---**
Even if we break the rules,
the treaty doesn't exactly specify any kind of punishment.
**[06:47] ---**
Wait...
**[06:50] ---**
Then that means...
**[06:52] ---**
I've reached the point of no
return in every possible way...!
**[07:02] ---**
Senpai?!
**[07:13] ---**
I'm done...
**[07:14] ---**
No more...
**[07:16] ---**
I've had enough of this madness...!
**[07:18] ---**
I know!
**[07:20] ---**
I should run away from home!
**[07:22] ---**
Somewhere far, far away...
**[07:24] ---**
I'll put an end to it once and for all...!
**[07:42] ---**
Goodbye forever, Luvellia-senpai...!
**[07:47] ---**
On that day, Peter Grill,
the strongest man in the world...
**[07:52] ---**
Cast aside everything and fled.
**[07:57] ---**
Alas, misfortune struck...
**[08:00] ---**
In his fragile mental state,
**[08:02] ---**
Peter found himself unable to
abandon the life he had come to know.
**[08:06] ---**
I can't bring myself to throw it all away...
**[08:09] ---**
I can't bear to leave my relationship
with Luvellia-senpai behind...!
**[08:21] ---**
The rain has chosen an inopportune
moment to fall upon us.
**[08:25] ---**
H-He's an Ogre...
**[08:32] ---**
If you are so inclined, please use this.
**[08:36] ---**
Th-Thank you very much...
**[08:38] ---**
It would seem you have
suffered a great tragedy.
**[08:42] ---**
Well...
**[08:45] ---**
It's an embarrassing story...
**[08:46] ---**
I shall lend an ear, if you wish.
**[08:54] ---**
To be honest, I've made a terrible mistake...
**[08:58] ---**
Many, many times...
**[08:59] ---**
At this point,
I probably oughtta suck it up and walk away.
**[09:04] ---**
But...
**[09:06] ---**
No matter what I do, I can't
get her out of my head...
**[09:11] ---**
Love is beyond our control.
**[09:15] ---**
I understand how you feel.
**[09:17] ---**
As fate would have it,
**[09:19] ---**
I just arrived in this town as part of my
search for the woman who stole my heart.
**[09:24] ---**
The woman who stole your heart...?
**[09:27] ---**
Three years...
**[09:28] ---**
Three years I've been journeying across the land,
leaving no stone unturned in a quest to find her...
**[09:33] ---**
He knows what it's like to fall
head-over-heels for someone...!
**[09:37] ---**
At last, I secured a lead.
**[09:39] ---**
Supposedly, she has become a member of the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild located in this town.
**[09:44] ---**
Did he say...?!
**[09:46] ---**
While I am unfamiliar with the details of your situation,
you mustn't let fear consume you.
**[09:52] ---**
If your love is genuine,
**[09:54] ---**
then I am confident that the gods
shall light your path with their blessings.
**[09:59] ---**
He has such kindness and
compassion for a total stranger...
**[10:03] ---**
This Ogre is the definition of "wholesome"!
**[10:07] ---**
Thank you!
**[10:08] ---**
I won't give up!
**[10:12] ---**
No matter what the future
holds... I'll see it through.
**[10:14] ---**
Luvellia-senpai and I are gonna
find our happily-ever-after!
**[10:21] ---**
It seems the rain has let up...
**[10:24] ---**
I shall take my leave accordingly.
**[10:27] ---**
Talk about a coincidence...
**[10:29] ---**
You see, I'm a member of the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild myself.
**[10:34] ---**
Uh...
**[10:34] ---**
May I ask the name of the
woman who stole your heart...?
**[10:37] ---**
Of course.
**[10:39] ---**
She is known to the people of Ogrestan
as both our strongest warrior and Princess Royal:
**[10:45] ---**
I have travelled here in
pursuit of Lady Lisa Alpacas.
**[10:51] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[10:54] ---**
Lisa...
**[10:56] ---**
Alpacas is a...
**[10:58] ---**
PRINCESS?!
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:04] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:07] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:13] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:15] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:24] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:27] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:32] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:35] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:38] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:44] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:46] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:49] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:53] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:04] ---**
A little birdie told me that things are gettin'
precarious in the Ogres' neck of the woods.
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 10: Peter Grill
and the Angry Megaton Axe
**[12:08] ---**
Y'think something bad happened...?
# E10 - Peter Grill and the Angry Megaton Axe
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**[00:08] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:14] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[00:21] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[00:24] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:27] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[00:34] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[00:37] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[00:40] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[00:43] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[00:48] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:51] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[00:54] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[00:57] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[01:01] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[01:04] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[01:07] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[01:10] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[01:20] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[01:26] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[01:33] ---**
Episode 10: Peter Grill
and the Angry Megaton Axe
**[01:46] ---**
Explain yourself!
**[01:48] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[01:50] ---**
Tell me the truth...
**[01:51] ---**
Are the two of you members
of the royal family?!
**[01:56] ---**
Y-You're kidding, right...?
**[01:59] ---**
A few months ago,
**[02:00] ---**
two warriors came waltzing
into the Guild outta nowhere...
**[02:03] ---**
A-And now you're telling
me that they're royalty?!
**[02:08] ---**
F-For the love of God, say something...!
**[02:11] ---**
Where on earth did you hear such a thing?
**[02:13] ---**
Don't answer my question
with another question!
**[02:16] ---**
I'm the one in charge of this interrogation!
**[02:19] ---**
Oh dear...
**[02:20] ---**
I can't very well lie about
something like this...
**[02:23] ---**
Th-Then...?
**[02:25] ---**
Yes, you speak the truth.
**[02:28] ---**
I, Lisa Alpacas...
**[02:30] ---**
acknowledge my position as the crown princess
**[02:32] ---**
of Ogrestan and heir apparent to the throne!
**[02:51] ---**
Excuse me.
**[02:52] ---**
Is this the reception desk for the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild?
**[02:56] ---**
Yes...
**[03:03] ---**
Wh-What breathtaking pecs...!
**[03:07] ---**
How dreamy...!
**[03:09] ---**
My name is Antonio Spartokos.
**[03:13] ---**
I would like to submit an inquiry regarding
**[03:16] ---**
Uh... Hello?
**[03:19] ---**
Heya, Mitchie!
**[03:20] ---**
You got any work for us today?
**[03:23] ---**
L-Lady Mimi?!
**[03:26] ---**
Spartokos!
**[03:27] ---**
I barely recognized you!
**[03:32] ---**
Th-This is serious, you know!
**[03:34] ---**
If I were to get the princess
of a foreign country pregnant,
**[03:36] ---**
it'd cause an international
disaster of epic proportions!
**[03:39] ---**
Your concern is unnecessary.
**[03:41] ---**
I give you my word that my identity
shall pose no risk to you whatsoever.
**[03:45] ---**
What...?!
**[03:46] ---**
All I desire is your creamy
goodness, nothing more.
**[03:51] ---**
Should I become pregnant with
a child of unmatched strength...
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I shall promptly disappear from your sight.
**[03:57] ---**
Thereafter...
**[03:59] ---**
I shall never disclose
the name of the father.
**[04:08] ---**
Now then...
**[04:10] ---**
In the interest of increasing our chances,
how about we put a little more bump into our grind?
**[04:22] ---**
According to Lady Mimi, Lady
Lisa ought to be here...
**[04:33] ---**
'Twas a long and arduous journey...
**[04:36] ---**
It's been three years since the day
that they suddenly vanished,
**[04:39] ---**
setting out on a mission to hone their
skills and leaving behind naught but a note...
**[04:45] ---**
However, over the course
of those three years,
**[04:49] ---**
my feelings have not
wavered in the slightest!
**[04:53] ---**
G-Get off of me...
**[04:55] ---**
My mind is made up!
**[04:57] ---**
Luvellia-senpai and I...
**[05:00] ---**
Excuse me.
**[05:02] ---**
Enough with that nonsense.
**[05:06] ---**
That voice...!
**[05:09] ---**
Even now, the heart of Spartokos
belongs only to Lady Lisa!
**[05:15] ---**
LADY LISA...!
**[05:22] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:24] ---**
Hey!
**[05:30] ---**
W-Wait...
**[05:32] ---**
Y-You're the guy from...
**[05:37] ---**
YOU BASTARD...!
**[05:43] ---**
The hell?!
**[05:44] ---**
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LADY LISA?!
**[05:58] ---**
You destroyed my room!
**[06:00] ---**
Now I'll never get my security deposit back!
**[06:03] ---**
SAVE YOUR EXCUSES!
**[06:19] ---**
It's not much of a weapon, but...
**[06:23] ---**
I'll have to make do!
**[06:26] ---**
If I don't fight back, he's gonna kill me!
**[06:29] ---**
You fiend!
**[06:30] ---**
Lady Lisa was almost certainly
not the woman you named as your lover!
**[06:34] ---**
And yet...
**[06:36] ---**
YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON HER?!
**[06:40] ---**
I can't reason with him!
**[06:41] ---**
Besides...
**[06:42] ---**
No matter how closely I follow his movements,
there's only so much a banana can take...!
**[06:49] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[06:55] ---**
In the name of Lisa Alpacas,
Crown Princess of Ogrestan, I hereby command you:
**[07:01] ---**
Cease this senseless violence immediately!
**[07:04] ---**
Spartokos!
**[07:15] ---**
The amount of pure hatred emanating
from this man is insane...
**[07:20] ---**
Lemme get this straight...
**[07:22] ---**
This Ogre is an old friend of yours...?
**[07:25] ---**
He's had a crush on Big
Sis since we were kids.
**[07:27] ---**
Been chasin' her our whole lives!
**[07:30] ---**
You have blossomed into a
beautiful woman, Lady Lisa.
**[07:35] ---**
I'm assuming there's a reason that you traveled
out of your way to a place such as this...
**[07:46] ---**
Please, I beg of you!
**[07:48] ---**
Put a swift end to your mission
and return to our homeland!
**[07:52] ---**
I am not the only one...
**[07:54] ---**
Our armies are struggling with
the absense of their leader!
**[07:57] ---**
At this rate, even the most loyal
of Ogrestan's soldiers shall...!
**[08:01] ---**
Raise your head, Spartokos.
**[08:04] ---**
The suffering of our soldiers
weighs heavily on my heart.
**[08:08] ---**
However, I cannot afford to return just yet.
**[08:12] ---**
B-But why not?!
**[08:14] ---**
In the end, my three-year quest for
adventure led me to this land...
**[08:19] ---**
And to this man.
**[08:22] ---**
I have selected Peter Grill...
**[08:26] ---**
The strongest warrior on the planet,
as the official "donor"!
**[08:31] ---**
Our destiny as a species is to strive for
a generation more powerful than the last.
**[08:35] ---**
It is especially important given my
future as the leader of Ogrestan.
**[08:39] ---**
Therefore, I am determined not
to return to our motherland
**[08:43] ---**
until I carry the world's
strongest child inside of me!
**[08:47] ---**
Why...?
**[08:49] ---**
Why, Lady Lisa?!
**[08:51] ---**
I, Spartokos, have admired
you since our tender youth!
**[08:54] ---**
Day after day, I devoted myself to
training in the art of combat
**[08:57] ---**
so as to become a man
worthy of your affection
**[08:59] ---**
The reason is simple.
so as to become a man worthy of your affection
**[09:00] ---**
The reason is simple.
**[09:02] ---**
An Ogre like you...
**[09:04] ---**
Totally out of the question!
**[09:04] ---**
Is exceedingly weaker than one such as I!
**[09:09] ---**
Damn, that's brutal...
**[09:11] ---**
Such was the root of the problem...
**[09:14] ---**
Had there been a single man in Ogrestan
strong enough to meet my standards,
**[09:19] ---**
I would not have needed
to embark on a journey.
**[09:22] ---**
If you do indeed care
about me, then I urge you:
**[09:25] ---**
Prove your worth as a
progenitor of our species...
**[09:28] ---**
Spartokos!
**[09:32] ---**
You speak the truth...
**[09:33] ---**
The Spartokos I left behind in our
homeland led a life of incompetence,
**[09:37] ---**
unable to surpass your strength...
**[09:39] ---**
However...!
**[09:40] ---**
In order to become a man
worthy of your affection,
**[09:43] ---**
I have devoted the past three years to an
even more difficult training regimen,
**[09:45] ---**
and I stand before you
having refined my combat prowess!
**[09:49] ---**
Now is the time to demonstrate
the fruits of my labor!
**[09:54] ---**
Peter Grill!
**[09:56] ---**
Huh?
**[10:03] ---**
For the honor of standing
at Lady Lisa's side...
**[10:06] ---**
I challenge you to a duel!
**[10:08] ---**
Wha...?
I challenge you to a duel!
**[10:11] ---**
Apparently someone challenged that dude who
won the Grand Fighting Tournament to a duel!
**[10:15] ---**
I heard this whole thing
started because of a woman...
**[10:20] ---**
But, if memory serves, doesn't
Peter Grill have a fiancee?
**[10:24] ---**
They say that the challenger has a
personal stake in this duel...
**[10:28] ---**
I get it, "Defeat the strongest man alive,
become famous, and propose to the girl," right?
**[10:33] ---**
Which means Sir Peter agreed
to this fight despite
**[10:35] ---**
the fact that there's
nothing in it for him...
**[10:37] ---**
Fantastic...
**[10:39] ---**
Even if I win the match, it's
not gonna change anything...
**[10:43] ---**
Wait a minute...!
**[10:45] ---**
If I were to end up losing,
**[10:47] ---**
Spartokos-kun would take
Lisa back home to their country...
**[10:50] ---**
Which would leave one less obstacle in the way
of my relationship with Luvellia-senpai...
**[10:54] ---**
That's it...
**[10:57] ---**
All I gotta do is throw the match...!
**[11:01] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[11:04] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:07] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:09] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:13] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:15] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:18] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:21] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:24] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:27] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:29] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:32] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:35] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:38] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:42] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:44] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:46] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:49] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:53] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:55] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Since you're the world's strongest warrior,
**[12:06] ---**
challengers are gonna start
comin' outta the woodwork.
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 11: Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
**[12:08] ---**
Show 'em what you're made of!
# E11 - Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
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Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[00:14] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[00:21] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[00:24] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[00:27] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[00:33] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[00:37] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[00:40] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[00:43] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[00:48] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[00:51] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[00:54] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[00:57] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:01] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:04] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:07] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:10] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:20] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[01:26] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[01:32] ---**
That's it...!
**[01:32] ---**
Episode 11:Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
**[01:34] ---**
Stay calm, Peter Grill.
**[01:37] ---**
If I lose this fight...
**[01:39] ---**
Spartokos takes Lisa off my hands
and back to Ogrestan for good.
**[01:44] ---**
This is perfect...
**[01:46] ---**
All I gotta do is throw the match...!
**[01:52] ---**
Peter Grill...
**[01:54] ---**
Have a look.
**[02:06] ---**
She wouldn't dare...!
**[02:08] ---**
I suggest that you reconsider doing anything brash.
Losing on purpose, for example.
**[02:12] ---**
That is, of course, if you'd like our
arrangement to remain a secret...
**[02:20] ---**
Sh-She read me like a book...!
**[02:25] ---**
Let us begin!
**[02:26] ---**
Challengers, step forward!
**[02:32] ---**
In the name of the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
and the Ogrestan Armed Forces,
**[02:36] ---**
I expect each of you to put your best foot
forward in this fight and defend your honor!
**[02:42] ---**
Gentlemen, are you prepared for battle?
**[02:44] ---**
Yes, Your Highness!
**[02:46] ---**
S-Sure...
**[02:54] ---**
Sir Peter Grill...
**[02:57] ---**
Do you remember our conversation
on the day we first met?
**[03:01] ---**
If your love is genuine,
**[03:04] ---**
then I am confident that the gods
shall light your path with their blessings.
**[03:11] ---**
'Twas absurd of me to
preach the virtues of love
**[03:15] ---**
in the presence of a man who
knows naught but lies and deceit.
**[03:20] ---**
Realistically, I need not
waste my time with a duel.
**[03:23] ---**
Announcing your treacherous behavior to the
world would bring about a swift conclusion.
**[03:29] ---**
However...!
**[03:30] ---**
My pride as an Ogre would never
allow such an act of cowardice!
**[03:39] ---**
I-I know that stance...!
**[03:41] ---**
What?! What's he doing, Tim?!
**[03:43] ---**
Yup, no doubt about it...
**[03:45] ---**
That stance... is the
Gigan-style Double Tomahawk,
**[03:50] ---**
an unbeatable technique
touted by Ogrestan's fearsome army!
**[03:53] ---**
It's said that no living creature on the planet can survive
**[03:56] ---**
the crushing weight with which the vortex spins...
**[04:03] ---**
I am committed to the pursuit of true love.
**[04:06] ---**
The very idea of being defeated by
a fiend like you is preposterous!
**[04:10] ---**
I, Antonio Spartokos,
have adored Lady Lisa since childhood...
**[04:17] ---**
So that she might think of me as a man,
I have poured my efforts into honing my skills...
**[04:26] ---**
Along with maintaining a
strict code of sexual purity!
**[04:29] ---**
Huh?
**[04:30] ---**
"Purity"...?
**[04:31] ---**
The dude's a virgin?!
**[04:33] ---**
With a ruggedly handsome face like that...?!
**[04:36] ---**
Give the poor guy a break, Peter...
**[04:38] ---**
For God's sake, show some compassion!
**[04:41] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:43] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:45] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:46] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:48] ---**
Trust me, I'd love nothing more!
**[04:48] ---**
Trust me, I'd love nothing more!
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:50] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:50] ---**
I've never wanted to lose something
so badly in my whole life!
**[04:55] ---**
But...
**[05:00] ---**
What else am I supposed to do here...?!
**[05:04] ---**
Gigan-style Secret Art:
Whirling Blade of Destruction!
**[05:12] ---**
I'm sorry...!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm so sorry, Spartokos-kun...!
**[05:33] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[05:34] ---**
Forgive me!
**[05:37] ---**
It would appear... that the
victor has been decided.
**[05:41] ---**
L-Lady Lisa!
**[05:43] ---**
Th-This isn't what it looks like...!
**[05:44] ---**
And what exactly does it look like?
**[05:46] ---**
Peter Grill's strength
clearly exceeds your own.
**[05:51] ---**
And I...
**[05:52] ---**
Have no interest in weaklings!
**[05:57] ---**
C-C'mon... The guy travelled
all this way for you, y'know?
**[06:03] ---**
There's no need to be so hard on him...
**[06:06] ---**
Sir Peter...!
**[06:07] ---**
Lady Lisa, I mean it this time!
**[06:10] ---**
Please, just one chance!
**[06:12] ---**
Won't you give me one more chance?!
**[06:18] ---**
Seeing as you're willing to beg,
**[06:20] ---**
I shall grant you one last
chance to demonstrate your strength.
**[06:23] ---**
Lady Lisa...!
**[06:25] ---**
However, the next opponent
you shall face is me.
**[06:31] ---**
A battle with Lady Lisa herself...?!
**[06:35] ---**
I shall postpone the match for one week.
**[06:37] ---**
A fight in your present condition
would beget certain failure.
**[06:50] ---**
Well, I better get going...
**[06:53] ---**
Sir Peter Grill!
**[06:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[06:56] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[06:58] ---**
Please accept my sincerest apologies for the many
transgressions I have committed against you!
**[07:02] ---**
Having experienced the power of the man who
**[07:04] ---**
conquered the Grand Fighting Tournament for myself,
**[07:07] ---**
I now know the truth!
**[07:09] ---**
To be honest, back in our homeland,
**[07:13] ---**
I was never able to achieve favorable
results in a bout against Lady Lisa...
**[07:18] ---**
So, uh... What's your point?
**[07:19] ---**
I beg of you!
**[07:20] ---**
Won't you consider taking me
on as as your apprentice?!
**[07:28] ---**
You're kiddin', right...?
**[07:30] ---**
PLEASE!
**[07:32] ---**
You're my only hope!
**[07:33] ---**
If this duel with Lady Lisa is to be
my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,
**[07:38] ---**
I cannot afford to let victory
slip through my grasp!
**[07:41] ---**
Yeah, but I...
**[07:42] ---**
I don't do the whole "apprentice" thing...
**[07:44] ---**
Please, I beseech you! I need your help!
**[07:49] ---**
Your pleas have been heard.
**[07:53] ---**
I recommend that you accept the
pitiful Ogre's request, Peter Grill.
**[07:58] ---**
I-I, too, urge you to help him.
**[08:01] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[08:04] ---**
It's very simple.
**[08:05] ---**
If we were to focus our collective
efforts on training the Ogre,
**[08:09] ---**
we would guarantee his victory in the duel.
**[08:11] ---**
Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!
**[08:18] ---**
I believe that there's no harm in
at least trying to work together!
**[08:22] ---**
True enough...
**[08:23] ---**
I might not be able to resist
the Ogre sisters myself...
**[08:26] ---**
But I could mount an indirect attack
by helping Spartokos-kun...
**[08:29] ---**
If he can manage to convince
Lisa of his strength, then...
**[08:34] ---**
Alright, let's give it a try!
**[08:38] ---**
However, my lessons won't be easy.
**[08:42] ---**
Are you prepared for that?!
**[08:44] ---**
Yes, Sir Peter!
**[08:47] ---**
Thus, the "Ogre Training Program"
had been set into motion.
**[08:53] ---**
Again!
**[08:54] ---**
Again!
**[08:55] ---**
Again!
**[08:56] ---**
Again!
**[08:57] ---**
Keep going!
**[08:58] ---**
Swing!
**[08:59] ---**
Swing!
**[09:00] ---**
Swing!
**[09:04] ---**
Between Peter Grill,
the world's strongest combat instructor...
**[09:12] ---**
...a forbidden form of muscle-enhancing black
magic passed down amongst the Elves...
**[09:19] ---**
...and a recipe using ingredients outlawed by
Orc society that amplifies physical strength...
**[09:34] ---**
I... strong.
**[09:37] ---**
I... win.
**[09:40] ---**
Does something seem a little off to you...?
**[09:48] ---**
Here you go, Sir Peter.
**[09:50] ---**
Thanks.
**[09:52] ---**
Well, I think it's about time for lunch...
**[09:56] ---**
Good work out there today.
**[09:58] ---**
That's Mitchie, the Guild receptionist...
**[09:59] ---**
Your kindness is most appreciated.
That's Mitchie, the Guild receptionist...
**[10:00] ---**
Your kindness is most appreciated.
**[10:01] ---**
What's she doing here?
**[10:03] ---**
Y-You see...
**[10:04] ---**
She's been coming around to drop
off lunch like that a lot lately...
**[10:08] ---**
I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
**[10:09] ---**
I-If you'd like, I made a little bit extra...
**[10:09] ---**
I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
**[10:13] ---**
I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
**[10:16] ---**
Huh...
**[10:33] ---**
It would appear that you've come prepared
with yet more training under your belt.
**[10:38] ---**
Lady Lisa...
**[10:40] ---**
Today is the day...
**[10:41] ---**
That I, Spartokos, shall prove my
worth as a man once and for all!
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:04] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:07] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:13] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:15] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:24] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:27] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:32] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:35] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:38] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:44] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:46] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:49] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:53] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:04] ---**
Heard you took on an
apprentice. Color me shocked!
**[12:07] ---**
I wouldn't mind goin' a few rounds
with you one of these days.
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 12: Peter Grill and
the Warrior that Shouted Love
# E12 - Peter Grill and the Warrior that Shouted Love
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**[00:01] ---**
At last, the time has come...
**[00:05] ---**
C'mon, Spartokos...
**[00:08] ---**
Show 'em what you learned.
**[00:09] ---**
Go for a flawless victory!
**[00:11] ---**
A Seductress
in Disguise
**[00:12] ---**
And for the love of God,
get that woman far away from me...!
**[00:15] ---**
Begin!
**[00:24] ---**
Attaboy, Spartokos...
**[00:26] ---**
Thanks to our training...
**[00:29] ---**
They oughtta be on equal footing now
**[00:31] ---**
No, his skills are bound
to have surpassed hers!
**[00:35] ---**
She's laughing...?
**[00:38] ---**
Why's Spartokos moving so slow...?!
**[00:42] ---**
N-No way...
**[00:44] ---**
Is she using her boobs to distract him?!
**[00:47] ---**
Spartokos!
**[00:48] ---**
Try as you might, you shall
never defeat me in battle!
**[00:56] ---**
It was her boobs the whole time?!
**[00:58] ---**
What's the matter?
**[01:00] ---**
Sir Peter!
**[01:01] ---**
The match is over...
**[01:03] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[01:04] ---**
Huh?!
**[01:11] ---**
Boing! Boing! Boing!
**[01:13] ---**
Seriously...?
Boing! Boing! Boing!
**[01:14] ---**
Winner: Big Sis!
**[01:17] ---**
Piece of cake, huh?
**[01:18] ---**
I call foul play!
Piece of cake, huh?
**[01:20] ---**
Spartokos is a virgin!
**[01:21] ---**
Swinging those giant udders
of yours around isn't fair!
**[01:24] ---**
I don't believe that this is a proper
technique for a soldier!
**[01:27] ---**
A fight's a fight!
**[01:29] ---**
What's the big idea,
insultin' us Ogres with your dumb accusations?!
**[01:34] ---**
Spartokos...
**[01:36] ---**
Your efforts to lead a life of total
discipline cost you everything...
**[01:41] ---**
Unfortunately, it would seem that this, too,
is the fate of the creature known as "man"...
**[01:46] ---**
You poor soul...!
**[01:56] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[02:02] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[02:09] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[02:12] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[02:15] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[02:21] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[02:25] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[02:28] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[02:31] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[02:36] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[02:39] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[02:42] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[02:45] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[02:49] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[02:52] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[02:55] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[02:58] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[03:08] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[03:14] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[03:20] ---**
Episode 12: Peter Grill and
the Warrior that Shouted Love
**[03:22] ---**
Th-The duel...!
**[03:25] ---**
Bad news, my friend...
**[03:28] ---**
It cannot be...!
**[03:29] ---**
I have lost yet again...?!
**[03:31] ---**
Spartokos...
**[03:34] ---**
Even if he were to demand another rematch,
I doubt the outcome would be any different.
**[03:39] ---**
His combat skills aren't the problem...
**[03:43] ---**
C-Come in!
**[03:44] ---**
E-Excuse me...
**[03:46] ---**
Is Spartokos-san awake yet?
**[03:51] ---**
Mitchie Peregrym!
**[03:53] ---**
Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
**[03:53] ---**
Wait...
Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
**[03:54] ---**
Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
**[03:55] ---**
Come to think of it, the answer is obvious!
Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
**[03:55] ---**
Come to think of it, the answer is obvious!
I, uh, didn't startle you, did I?
**[03:57] ---**
I, uh, didn't startle you, did I?
**[03:58] ---**
The missing piece of Spartokos' puzzle...
**[03:58] ---**
Woman... Woman...
The missing piece of Spartokos' puzzle...
**[03:59] ---**
Woman
**[04:00] ---**
Feeling comfortable around women!
**[04:01] ---**
Not at all! I apologize for such a pathetic display...
Feeling comfortable around women!
**[04:02] ---**
Not at all! I apologize for such a pathetic display...
That's all he needs!
**[04:04] ---**
Ahem!
**[04:06] ---**
Spartokos-kun, got a sec?
**[04:09] ---**
So, listen... What do you
think of Mitchie-kun?
**[04:13] ---**
I-I'm afraid I don't understand...
**[04:16] ---**
Between you and me...
**[04:17] ---**
Mitchie's known for being a connoisseur
of guys with huge, rippling muscles.
**[04:22] ---**
And with an enticing physique like yours,
**[04:26] ---**
I think it's safe to say that you'd
have no problem winning her over...
**[04:30] ---**
Wha-?!
**[04:30] ---**
What are you implying?!
**[04:32] ---**
Let me be frank: You aren't
able to beat Lisa...
**[04:36] ---**
...because you're far too susceptible
to the charms of the opposite sex!
**[04:40] ---**
Wha-?!
**[04:41] ---**
What did you just say?!
**[04:44] ---**
Your obsession with remaining abstinent
for Lisa's sake is a disadvantage.
**[04:47] ---**
Your eyes wander across her body during battle,
destroying your ability to concentrate!
**[04:52] ---**
That's why you need to build up
more experience with women!
**[04:57] ---**
What exactly are you
suggesting I do, Sir Peter?!
**[05:00] ---**
You would have me surrender my virginity
to a woman other than Lady Lisa?!
**[05:05] ---**
I-I mean, think about it...
**[05:06] ---**
Whenever Mitchie was around...
**[05:08] ---**
Spending time with her gave you
butterflies in your stomach, didn't it?
**[05:13] ---**
W-Well, I...!
**[05:15] ---**
Nevertheless, I-I have devoted
my entire life to Lady Lisa!
**[05:18] ---**
I have sacrificed every
waking moment for her!
**[05:21] ---**
Exactly!
**[05:22] ---**
That way of thinking isn't healthy!
**[05:24] ---**
You're depriving yourself of other possibilities because
**[05:28] ---**
you're way too focused on chasing after this one woman.
**[05:31] ---**
And that is connected
directly to your weaknesses!
**[05:34] ---**
B-But...!
**[05:36] ---**
Spartokos-san!
**[05:39] ---**
Lady Mitchie?!
**[05:40] ---**
Nice!
Lady Mitchie?!
**[05:41] ---**
Were you listening this whole time?!
**[05:44] ---**
You care deeply for Lisa-san,
and I'm fully aware of that.
**[05:50] ---**
However...!
**[05:51] ---**
I, too... perhaps just as deeply...
**[05:55] ---**
...feel the same way about you!
**[06:03] ---**
Lady Mitchie...
**[06:04] ---**
Sir Spartokos...
**[06:06] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
**[06:07] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
Lady Mitchie...
**[06:08] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
Sir Spartokos...
**[06:09] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
**[06:10] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
Lady Mitchie...
**[06:10] ---**
All he needed was a little push.
Lady Mitchie...
**[06:11] ---**
All he needed was a little push.
Sir Spartokos...
**[06:13] ---**
I have nothing left to teach you.
**[06:16] ---**
Fare thee well.
**[06:16] ---**
Lady Mitchie...
Fare thee well.
**[06:18] ---**
S-Sir Peter...?
**[06:34] ---**
For some strange reason,
**[06:35] ---**
I feel as though a burden
has been lifted from my shoulders.
**[06:38] ---**
Yup, you're a changed man.
**[06:41] ---**
Totally different than the
person you were yesterday.
**[06:44] ---**
And that power coursing through your veins...
**[06:46] ---**
It should be more than enough
to defeat Lisa Alpacas!
**[06:50] ---**
C'mon!
**[06:51] ---**
Let's go request another rematch right now!
**[06:54] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[06:56] ---**
I must admit, it was exactly as you said.
**[06:58] ---**
By pouring my time and effort into
the pursuit of a particular woman,
**[07:01] ---**
I had lost sight of the
path to true happiness.
**[07:05] ---**
What...?
**[07:06] ---**
Tokos~!
**[07:08] ---**
Oh, Mitchie!
**[07:11] ---**
Here, you forgot your lunch!
**[07:13] ---**
How thoughtful of you!
**[07:14] ---**
Eat this, and tonight you'll
have more muscles, muscles!
**[07:17] ---**
Muscles, muscles!
**[07:19] ---**
Uh, hello...?
**[07:19] ---**
What about your rematch with Lisa...?
**[07:22] ---**
Oh, Lady Lisa?
**[07:23] ---**
Yeah, Lisa!
**[07:26] ---**
That's all water under the bridge now.
**[07:30] ---**
Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
**[07:32] ---**
Goddammit...!
Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
**[07:33] ---**
Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
**[07:33] ---**
I suppose so...
**[07:33] ---**
The guy gave up as soon as he got a girlfriend!
I suppose so...
**[07:35] ---**
The guy gave up as soon
as he got a girlfriend!
**[07:37] ---**
I could've sworn everything was
going according to plan...!
**[07:41] ---**
What a relief...
**[07:42] ---**
It would appear that he's finally
found a suitable partner.
**[07:46] ---**
Lisa?!
**[07:48] ---**
Muscles!
**[07:49] ---**
Despite his sentimental nature,
that man is the best our army has to offer.
Muscles!
**[07:49] ---**
Despite his sentimental nature,
that man is the best our army has to offer.
Muscles?
**[07:50] ---**
Despite his sentimental nature,
that man is the best our army has to offer.
Muscles, muscles!
**[07:52] ---**
Despite his sentimental nature,
that man is the best our army has to offer.
Muscles! Muscles!
**[07:52] ---**
Muscles! Muscles!
**[07:53] ---**
He's a top-notch soldier
and a capable leader.
**[07:54] ---**
I expect that this situation will dispel
any doubts and encourage success.
**[07:59] ---**
I owe you a debt of gratitude for your
assistance with this matter, Peter Grill.
**[08:05] ---**
"The path to happiness..."
**[08:07] ---**
I couldn't have said it better myself.
**[08:10] ---**
Have you considered giving any thought to it?
**[08:14] ---**
Huh?
**[08:15] ---**
What does "true happiness" mean to you?
**[08:22] ---**
Marrying that naïve, oblivious Luvellia?
**[08:25] ---**
Getting stuck with that senile old
Albatross as your father-in-law?
**[08:29] ---**
Be honest.
**[08:30] ---**
Is that what you'd call "true happiness"?
**[08:33] ---**
W-Well, I...
**[08:34] ---**
If you were serious about our relationship...
**[08:38] ---**
...there's a possibility that you could
become the king of an entire nation.
**[08:43] ---**
What'd she just say...?!
**[08:45] ---**
Think it over carefully.
**[08:47] ---**
Which path is it you seek?
**[08:50] ---**
Where does your true happiness lie?
**[08:57] ---**
"True happiness..."
**[08:59] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[09:09] ---**
That's right...
**[09:10] ---**
I already told myself that
I'm done being indecisive!
**[09:14] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[09:16] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[09:18] ---**
My mind is made up...
**[09:20] ---**
I know that this is my path to happiness!
**[09:24] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[09:25] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[09:26] ---**
Where have you been?!
**[09:28] ---**
Please, you have to come with me!
**[09:30] ---**
It's the Goblins!
**[09:31] ---**
Huh?
**[09:32] ---**
N-No way...!
**[09:33] ---**
The Goblin Invasion is finally upon us!
**[09:37] ---**
A feeding frenzy of despicable creatures called
Goblins who devour every man in sight...!
**[09:43] ---**
We've already received numerous requests
for backup from villages across the area!
**[09:48] ---**
A mass outbreak of Goblins...
**[09:49] ---**
If we don't nip this in the bud,
the effects could be catastrophic.
**[09:52] ---**
I just hope we make it in time...
**[09:57] ---**
Look out, Luvellia-senpai!
**[09:59] ---**
I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
outside of our Guild duties.
**[10:04] ---**
Just the two of us...
**[10:06] ---**
I'll protect you!
**[10:09] ---**
No matter what happens, I'll keep you safe!
**[10:12] ---**
Same here. I have faith in you!
**[10:16] ---**
When this mission is over,
it's just you and me.
**[10:19] ---**
I can't wait to go on vacation together!
**[10:23] ---**
Agape!
**[10:25] ---**
Meet Agape Jr.!
**[10:26] ---**
91 points!
**[10:28] ---**
What is this, amateur hour?!
**[10:30] ---**
I knew it...
**[10:31] ---**
A woman admired by Sir Peter
isn't to be trifled with!
**[10:34] ---**
Don't be silly.
**[10:35] ---**
Our record still stands at over 100 points!
**[10:39] ---**
Losing to Albatross' foolish
daughter is NOT an option!
**[10:43] ---**
Peter Grill, regardless of which
path you choose to take...
**[10:49] ---**
...those precious juices
of yours belong to me!
**[10:54] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[10:57] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:00] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:02] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:06] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:08] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:11] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:14] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:17] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:20] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:22] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:25] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:28] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:31] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:34] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:37] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:39] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:42] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:46] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:48] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[11:54] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill...
**[11:58] ---**
An Elite Squad of Hobgoblins
"The Three Stars of Hell"
**[12:01] ---**
Looks like it's our turn next...!
**[12:07] ---**
Wait for me...
**[12:09] ---**
Big Brother.
**[12:11] ---**
# Great Philosopher Version
# E1 - Peter Grill and the Ogre Sisters
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6243ZV8Y/peter-grill-and-the-ogre-sisters)
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**[00:07] ---**
At last, the decennial combat
festival known as the
**[00:11] ---**
"Grand Fighting Tournament" has
reached its exciting conclusion!
**[00:14] ---**
Could a Human bring home the gold
for the first time in 150 years?!
**[00:25] ---**
If I win this thing now...
**[00:28] ---**
We... Luvellia-senpai and I...
**[00:39] ---**
Somewhere out there, in a faraway land...
**[00:42] ---**
A martial arts competition to decide the strongest
man on the planet was underway.
**[00:51] ---**
To the victor of said competition
goes fame and glory.
**[00:55] ---**
In turn, he will become the object
of international intrigue.
**[01:09] ---**
Your new champion is...
**[01:11] ---**
The representative of the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild:
**[01:13] ---**
Peter Grill!
**[01:15] ---**
Indeed.
Peter Grill!
**[01:16] ---**
Peter Grill knew not of what
the future had in store...
**[01:21] ---**
Nor the terror that lay ahead...
**[02:55] ---**
Episode 1: Peter Grill and the Ogre Sisters
**[02:58] ---**
Yo, Peter!
**[02:59] ---**
What happened to meetin' up at the bar?!
**[03:04] ---**
Gotta hurry...
**[03:05] ---**
I can't wait to celebrate with her...!
**[03:08] ---**
Senpai...
**[03:10] ---**
Senpai!
**[03:11] ---**
Oh, it's you, Mimi.
**[03:12] ---**
Major congrats on your win!
**[03:14] ---**
As a fellow guild member,
I couldn't be more proud!
**[03:18] ---**
Huh, looks like I'm the
first one to show up...
**[03:21] ---**
Hm? What do you mean?
**[03:23] ---**
Well, y'see...
**[03:24] ---**
Now that you're officially the
strongest man on the planet,
**[03:27] ---**
I've got a favor to ask...
**[03:31] ---**
Not sure what you're gettin' at...
**[03:32] ---**
But since I'm in a good mood,
go ahead and lay it on me!
**[03:35] ---**
Aw, thanks! Much appreciation!
**[03:39] ---**
So, I was thinking...
**[03:40] ---**
Hm...?
**[03:41] ---**
Lemme get your junk spunk!
**[03:45] ---**
Are you CRAZY?! What are you talking about?!
**[03:48] ---**
Oopsie... Did I say something
I wasn't supposed to...?
**[03:52] ---**
For us Ogres, producing strong
offspring is a pretty big deal...
**[03:57] ---**
And in terms of breeding partners,
a champion like you...
**[03:59] ---**
Ogre-based logic isn't gonna fly around here!
**[04:02] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:04] ---**
I forgot the Human Realm has
rules for this sorta stuff...
**[04:06] ---**
Jeez...
**[04:07] ---**
-Y'see, it hasn't been very
long since I moved here...
**[04:10] ---**
-She's not a bad kid.
-Y'see, it hasn't been very long since I moved here...
**[04:12] ---**
-She's not a bad kid.
**[04:12] ---**
But the weirdest crap comes flyin'
outta her mouth sometimes...
**[04:15] ---**
'Kay! I understand now, Senpai!
**[04:18] ---**
Would you...
**[04:19] ---**
-Please consider having sex with me?!
**[04:20] ---**
-You obviously don't understand a damn thing!
-Please consider having sex with me?!
**[04:22] ---**
-You obviously don't understand a damn thing!
**[04:23] ---**
Enough of your foolishness!
**[04:26] ---**
B-Big Sis?!
**[04:29] ---**
Oh, Lisa!
**[04:30] ---**
Talk some sense into her, would you?!
**[04:33] ---**
Mimi, I insist you cease
this behavior immediately.
**[04:38] ---**
-For I shall be the one to
partake in this man's loins!
**[04:40] ---**
-You, too...?!
-For I shall be the one to partake in this man's loins!
**[04:41] ---**
-You, too...?!
**[04:42] ---**
A close call, indeed.
**[04:44] ---**
At this precise moment,
**[04:46] ---**
countless nations are beginning
the race to obtain your sperm.
**[04:49] ---**
As an Ogre of the fairer sex,
I cannot allow such a thing to happen!
**[04:53] ---**
History has proven time and again...
**[04:57] ---**
The blood of the most powerful
warriors belongs to OGRES!
**[05:00] ---**
Unbelievable...
**[05:01] ---**
Come along, Peter Grill...
**[05:03] ---**
You get the picture, so
no puttin' up a fight!
**[05:06] ---**
Seriously?!
**[05:08] ---**
This can't be happening!
**[05:15] ---**
What...? What is it?
**[05:21] ---**
I refuse to be your studhorse!
**[05:24] ---**
Peter Grill!
**[05:25] ---**
On my pride as an Ogre...
I shall NEVER let you slip through my grasp!
**[05:29] ---**
...yeah!
**[05:31] ---**
Forget them... There's
no time to waste, Peter!
**[05:35] ---**
Go... Quickly!
**[05:38] ---**
Take your place by her side...!
**[05:42] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[05:44] ---**
Hello, Peter-kun.
**[05:46] ---**
I've been waiting for you.
**[05:51] ---**
I finally did it.
**[05:52] ---**
And now... Now we're home free!
**[05:55] ---**
Indeed.
**[05:56] ---**
He may be stubborn,
**[05:57] ---**
but with such an impressive
victory under your belt,
**[05:59] ---**
my father HAS to give us his blessing.
**[06:03] ---**
Once we're married...
**[06:05] ---**
All that's left is to have a child
and carry on the family name.
**[06:08] ---**
Uh... Just checking, but...
**[06:11] ---**
Could you remind me how babies are made?
**[06:17] ---**
Not this again...
**[06:19] ---**
Despite what you think, I'm
not COMPLETELY oblivious.
**[06:22] ---**
Pay attention. I won't spare you the details:
**[06:25] ---**
When two people who love
each other pray to the heavens,
**[06:28] ---**
the stork carries their
child to a cabbage patch.
**[06:31] ---**
It's the miracle of life!
**[06:34] ---**
So innocent...!
**[06:36] ---**
I can't help but feel
that's the REAL miracle...
**[06:41] ---**
It's been two years since
Senpai and I started dating.
**[06:43] ---**
Thanks to the Guildmaster's overprotective
personality and brainwashing methods,
**[06:48] ---**
the most we've ever done is hold hands!
**[06:52] ---**
If we get married like this, I'm screwed...
**[06:56] ---**
Come on!
**[06:57] ---**
Why don't we say a prayer
together, Peter-kun?
**[07:01] ---**
Sure...
**[07:08] ---**
What a day...
**[07:10] ---**
I'm glad I won the tournament,
but now I've got all sorts of problems...
**[07:17] ---**
Goof juice...!
**[07:21] ---**
There's no use dwelling on it...
**[07:27] ---**
Ta-da! Guess who?!
**[07:31] ---**
Make a woman outta me, Senpai!
**[07:35] ---**
Go away!
**[07:37] ---**
-Wait, Senpai! Please open
the door! C'mon, Senpai!
**[07:39] ---**
-Have these Ogres no sense of decency?!
-Wait, Senpai! Please open the door! C'mon, Senpai!
**[07:45] ---**
It seems the two of us are finally alone...
**[07:50] ---**
Open up, Peter Grill!
**[07:52] ---**
What EXACTLY are you dissatisfied with?!
**[07:54] ---**
Is this about money?! How
much do we gotta pay?!
**[07:57] ---**
Shut up and take a hike!
**[08:00] ---**
What's all the ruckus...?
**[08:02] ---**
No way...
**[08:03] ---**
This dude's kickin' out a
couple of naked girls...
**[08:05] ---**
Are you serious?!
**[08:06] ---**
What an asshole...
**[08:09] ---**
Goddammit!
**[08:10] ---**
Breathe...
**[08:11] ---**
At this rate, you're gonna
fall into their trap...
**[08:14] ---**
I'm happily engaged to Luvellia-senpai...
**[08:19] ---**
We are well aware, Peter Grill,
of the fact that your relationship with Luvellia...
**[08:25] ---**
...has never gone beyond
holding hands, for example...
**[08:28] ---**
Us, on the other hand...
**[08:33] ---**
H-hold on...
**[08:34] ---**
We can entertain you in ways she
couldn't even begin to imagine...
**[08:40] ---**
Knock it off!
**[08:42] ---**
What kind of scumbag do you take me for?!
**[08:45] ---**
Senpai and I made a
commitment to one another!
**[08:48] ---**
Betraying her trust...
**[08:50] ---**
It's absolutely unforgiveable!
**[08:53] ---**
That's right...
**[08:54] ---**
And no Ogre on this planet
can convince me otherwise!
**[09:03] ---**
Did you... say something just now?
**[09:12] ---**
C-crap... This feeling...
**[09:15] ---**
There's someone I care about deeply...!
**[09:25] ---**
And yet...
**[09:27] ---**
I...
**[09:29] ---**
I...!
**[10:30] ---**
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
**[10:33] ---**
How could I be so weak...?!
**[10:37] ---**
Why...
**[10:38] ---**
Why...?!
**[10:40] ---**
WHY COULDN'T I KEEP IT IN MY PANTS?!
**[10:46] ---**
Peter-kun, are you awake?
**[10:52] ---**
I know that voice...!
**[10:58] ---**
Oh no...
**[12:00] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Word on the street is you won the tournament
and got engaged to Luvellia-san.
**[12:06] ---**
Episode 2: Peter Grill and
the Future Father-in-Law
**[12:07] ---**
Betcha feel like the luckiest
guy alive right now, eh?
# E2 - Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJNPV3Y/peter-grill-and-the-future-father-in-law)
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**[00:08] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:14] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[00:21] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[00:24] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:27] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[00:33] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[00:37] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[00:40] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[00:43] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[00:48] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:51] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[00:54] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[00:57] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[01:01] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[01:04] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[01:07] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[01:10] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[01:20] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[01:26] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[01:32] ---**
I know that voice...!
**[01:35] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[01:37] ---**
Wha?
**[01:43] ---**
Perfect!
**[01:44] ---**
Lay low in here for a while.
**[01:45] ---**
What is the MEANING of this?!
**[01:47] ---**
Yeah!
**[01:48] ---**
Is this how you treat people
after gettin' your pickle licked?!
**[01:50] ---**
Keep your mouth shut, I'm BEGGING you!
**[01:52] ---**
Senpai...!
**[01:56] ---**
Episode 2: Peter Grill and
the Future Father-in-Law
**[02:01] ---**
Good morning, Luvellia-senpai...
**[02:05] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[02:07] ---**
Wait... Wh-what's wrong?!
**[02:09] ---**
You're sweating up a storm!
**[02:11] ---**
A-about that...
**[02:13] ---**
TRAINING!
**[02:15] ---**
Yup, I was in the middle
of my training routine!
**[02:17] ---**
Oh...?
**[02:21] ---**
I'd expect nothing less.
**[02:23] ---**
Maintaining a strict regimen
**[02:24] ---**
rather than allowing
your accomplishments to inflate your ego...
**[02:27] ---**
This is exactly why you are suited
to become my husband.
**[02:33] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...?
**[02:36] ---**
There's a reason I've come to see you.
**[02:38] ---**
When we return to Guild Headquarters today...
**[02:41] ---**
I plan on informing my
father of our engagement.
**[02:47] ---**
You'll lend me your support, won't you?
**[02:51] ---**
O-of course!
**[02:53] ---**
After all, you're the only
woman I've got eyes for!
**[02:58] ---**
That's right...
**[02:59] ---**
I entered the tournament for a chance
to earn her hand in marriage.
**[03:03] ---**
Getting the green light from the Guildmaster
would be a perfect ending to our story...!
**[03:08] ---**
Denied.
**[03:10] ---**
But Father...!
**[03:12] ---**
You were so enthusiastic
about the idea of the
**[03:14] ---**
Grand Fighting Tournament Champion
becoming your son-in-law!
**[03:18] ---**
Peter Grill...
**[03:20] ---**
Attempting to deceive my daughter, are you?!
**[03:22] ---**
YOUR DEATH SHALL BE SWIFT!
**[03:24] ---**
Father!
**[03:25] ---**
If you cannot accept the
reality of our relationship,
**[03:28] ---**
I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!
**[03:38] ---**
Ridiculous...!
**[03:39] ---**
A life without my precious Luvellia...?!
**[03:43] ---**
I have come to this
decision of my own accord.
**[03:48] ---**
He's done for...
**[03:50] ---**
Given the circumstances,
**[03:51] ---**
it appears I've been left with no choice
but to grant you my blessing...
**[03:56] ---**
Mark my words, Peter Grill...
**[03:58] ---**
You will RUE this day!
**[04:01] ---**
You impudent, conniving...!
**[04:04] ---**
Let it be known:
**[04:05] ---**
The Guild hereby recognizes the engagement
between Peter Grill and Lady Luvellia!
**[04:09] ---**
Make preparations for a feast in their honor,
and to celebrate our triumph in the tournament!
**[04:20] ---**
Honestly, I'm surprised you managed
to convince the Guildmaster...
**[04:24] ---**
To tell you the truth, I was quite nervous.
**[04:27] ---**
You've seen for yourself how
ruthless my father can be.
**[04:31] ---**
But...
**[04:32] ---**
Perhaps it was my faith in you that gave
me the strength to confront him.
**[04:36] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[04:39] ---**
The fact that she trusts me so deeply...
**[04:48] ---**
The guilt is eating me alive...
**[05:00] ---**
If word got out about my
fling with the Ogre sisters,
**[05:04] ---**
the Guildmaster would wring my neck...
**[05:06] ---**
And if Luvellia-senpai somehow found out...!
**[05:08] ---**
Oh, Senpai!
**[05:12] ---**
It's kinda late, but we wanna sincerely congratulate
you on goin' public with your engagement!
**[05:17] ---**
Rest assured, we shall cheer
you on from the sidelines.
**[05:21] ---**
You guys...
**[05:24] ---**
I get it...
**[05:25] ---**
They must've had a change of heart...
**[05:28] ---**
On that note, Senpai...
**[05:29] ---**
I was hopin' to get a big ol' batch
of baby batter again tonight...
**[05:32] ---**
Y'mind if we bump uglies right here?
**[05:35] ---**
WHO IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T MIND?!
**[05:36] ---**
Look... You heard the news, right?
**[05:39] ---**
I'm officially engaged
to Luvellia-senpai now...
**[05:41] ---**
This poses no risk to our objective.
**[05:43] ---**
We merely wish to conceive a child
with the world's strongest warrior.
**[05:46] ---**
A relationship born of convenience and
devoid of affection is more than adequate.
**[05:50] ---**
They're insane...!
**[05:52] ---**
Oopsie!
**[06:00] ---**
Let's make a deal, Peter Grill...
**[06:05] ---**
We promise never to disclose
this little arrangement of ours.
**[06:08] ---**
In return, you shall continue to
supply us with your sweet seed
**[06:13] ---**
until we've sucessfully become
pregnant... at the least!
**[06:22] ---**
Those footsteps...
**[06:25] ---**
Luvellia-senpai?!
**[06:28] ---**
There's no time to put on pants!
**[06:30] ---**
What's my next move...?!
**[06:32] ---**
Over there!
**[06:35] ---**
Just a little farther...!
**[06:46] ---**
Peter-kun?
**[06:47] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[06:49] ---**
That sure was quick...
**[06:50] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[06:52] ---**
My father was having another
one of his outbursts.
**[06:56] ---**
When the Guildmaster gets angry,
you're just about the only one who can calm him down.
**[07:05] ---**
Peter Grill...
**[07:08] ---**
I wish to speak with Luvellia.
Lend me your seat, won't you?
**[07:13] ---**
W-well, I...
**[07:15] ---**
Dammit!
**[07:17] ---**
I was totally unprepared for
something like this to happen...
**[07:20] ---**
Giving up my seat is the obvious answer.
**[07:22] ---**
HOWEVER...!
**[07:23] ---**
They'd catch sight of the
naked Ogre sisters...
**[07:26] ---**
And besides...
**[07:28] ---**
Everyone would realize that my junk's been
flappin' in the wind this whole time...!
**[07:35] ---**
Father! I shall accompany
you somewhere private...
**[07:37] ---**
Nonsense! Stay right where you are.
**[07:40] ---**
Perhaps you didn't hear me, Peter-kun...
**[07:45] ---**
Wh-what now...?!
**[07:47] ---**
What am I supposed to do?!
**[07:49] ---**
There's gotta be some
way out of this, right?!
**[07:53] ---**
Th-that...
**[07:55] ---**
I cannot do!
**[07:56] ---**
Oh...?
**[07:57] ---**
Run that by me again.
**[08:00] ---**
Did you just refuse an order?
**[08:04] ---**
I have no intention of giving up
my place at Senpai's side...
**[08:08] ---**
Consider this proof of my commitment to her!
**[08:11] ---**
P-Peter-kun?!
**[08:16] ---**
Insolent brat!
**[08:17] ---**
Trying to sway my darling Luvellia
with your empty words again, are you?!
**[08:21] ---**
A-am I busted?!
**[08:24] ---**
Father...!
**[08:28] ---**
Guess what, Papa?
**[08:30] ---**
When I get bigger, I'm gonna be your wife!
**[08:34] ---**
If you cannot accept our relationship,
**[08:35] ---**
I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!
**[08:42] ---**
How loathsome!
**[08:45] ---**
I require more alcohol to
endure this wretched party...
**[08:47] ---**
D-did he take the bait...?
**[08:49] ---**
Peter-kun.
**[08:53] ---**
Thank you...
**[08:56] ---**
I've never had anyone stand up to
my father like that before.
**[09:00] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[09:04] ---**
This merely reinforces my belief that you're the
only man fit to become my husband.
**[09:10] ---**
R-Right!
**[09:12] ---**
I feel the same way...
**[09:14] ---**
Boop!
**[09:18] ---**
What's the matter, Peter-kun?
**[09:20] ---**
You're the only one for
me, Luvellia-senpai...
**[09:27] ---**
Father's lost his temper again...!
**[09:29] ---**
My apologies, Peter-kun.
**[09:31] ---**
I have to go!
**[09:32] ---**
O-of course.
**[09:32] ---**
Be careful!
**[09:37] ---**
That was close...!
**[09:39] ---**
Peekaboo!
**[09:41] ---**
It looks like that pesky
distraction is finally gone...
**[09:44] ---**
H-hey! Quit stickin' your
head out of my crotch!
**[09:46] ---**
Now then, let us continue.
**[09:48] ---**
C'mon...
**[09:49] ---**
You heard what I said back there, right?
**[09:51] ---**
Luvellia-senpai is the one
and only woman I love!
**[09:54] ---**
You're crazy if you think I'll make
another mistake with the two of you!
**[09:57] ---**
Oh...?
**[09:58] ---**
You might claim to have an iron will,
but your downstairs brain suggests otherwise.
**[10:02] ---**
N-no!
**[10:03] ---**
A physiological response like
this has nothing to do with
**[10:07] ---**
How long 'til you start
singin' a different tune?
**[10:11] ---**
I can't wait to find out... Senpai.
**[10:30] ---**
Luvellia-senpai has faith
in me, of all people...
**[10:35] ---**
And yet...
**[10:38] ---**
I made the same damn mistake...!
**[10:45] ---**
Why are people only capable of rational
thought AFTER they've already screwed up...?
**[10:52] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[10:55] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[10:58] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:00] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:04] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:06] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:09] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:12] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:15] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:18] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:20] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:23] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:26] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:29] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:32] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:35] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:37] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:40] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:44] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:46] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[11:56] ---**
I found you... Peter Grill.
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Congrats on going public
with your engagement!
**[12:06] ---**
Luvellia-san, too.
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 3: Peter Grill and
Relationships with Elves
**[12:07] ---**
She must be happy as a
clam right about now, eh?
# E3 - Peter Grill and Relationships with Elves
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**[00:06] ---**
Peter-kun...
**[00:08] ---**
At long last, I understand
where babies come from.
**[00:13] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[00:15] ---**
I'm glad to hear you've finally
taken my explanation to heart.
**[00:21] ---**
Now, if we're to have a child...
**[00:24] ---**
Let us embark upon this journey together...
**[00:28] ---**
Peter-kun.
**[00:32] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[00:39] ---**
You're dead meat...
**[00:41] ---**
A-a ghost...?!
**[00:55] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[01:02] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:08] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[01:12] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[01:15] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:21] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:24] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:28] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:31] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:35] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:39] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:42] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:45] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:48] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:51] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:55] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:58] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:08] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[02:14] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:20] ---**
Wait... you're a thief, aren't you?!
**[02:21] ---**
Episode 3: Peter Grill and
Relationships with Elves
**[02:23] ---**
Don't put up a fight, you bastard!
**[02:25] ---**
C'mere! There's nowhere to run!
**[02:27] ---**
What are you doing, you cretin?!
**[02:29] ---**
Everything would be fine
if you had stayed asleep!
**[02:31] ---**
Why, you...!
**[02:32] ---**
Good ol' Peter sure is rowdy tonight...
**[02:35] ---**
He drinkin' in his room or somethin'?
**[02:37] ---**
Yo, knock-knock!
**[02:39] ---**
What're you fussin' around
in the dark for...?
**[02:55] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] ---**
A-A girl...?
**[03:03] ---**
Release me, you imbecile!
**[03:07] ---**
No need to worry!
**[03:08] ---**
I'll take this whole thing to the grave.
**[03:11] ---**
"Tim Robinson withdraws coolly."
**[03:13] ---**
N-No, this isn't what it looks like!
**[03:15] ---**
Wait a minute, Tim-kun!
**[03:16] ---**
Let me explain...!
**[03:18] ---**
Tim-kun...!
**[03:18] ---**
Cheatin' on her, eh?
Tim-kun...!
**[03:19] ---**
Tim-kun...!
**[03:20] ---**
The dude's got balls of steel...
Tim-kun...!
**[03:20] ---**
The dude's got balls of steel...
**[03:25] ---**
Given the situation,
**[03:26] ---**
I suppose I'll have to do
this the old-fashioned way...
**[03:30] ---**
My name is Vegan Eldoriel.
**[03:32] ---**
I have traveled here as the designated
**[03:34] ---**
goodwill ambassador from the land of my brethren.
**[03:38] ---**
Elf...
**[03:40] ---**
Demi-human...
**[03:42] ---**
Female...
**[03:44] ---**
Not sure why...
**[03:45] ---**
But I've got a VERY bad feeling about this...
**[03:47] ---**
Don't tell me she's got the same idea
as those crazy Ogre sisters...!
**[03:52] ---**
As for the reason I've traveled here today...
**[03:58] ---**
I have come to acquire the
nectar of your nethers!
**[04:01] ---**
Goddammit!
**[04:03] ---**
At this point I'm afraid to ask...
**[04:05] ---**
But why ME, exactly...?
**[04:08] ---**
A good question, indeed!
**[04:09] ---**
Why would us members of the proud Elven race
**[04:12] ---**
require the seed of an inferior Human such as yourself?
**[04:16] ---**
The answer, of course, is none other than to save
our beloved village from total annihilation!
**[04:20] ---**
A humiliating subject though it may be,
**[04:22] ---**
our nation has continually failed to yield sufficient
results at the Grand Fighting Tournament,
**[04:26] ---**
an event that celebrates combat prowess!
**[04:29] ---**
We're the object of ridicule amongst neighboring
countries who terrorize us with acts of aggression,
**[04:33] ---**
and our international reputation
is slowly deteriorating...
**[04:36] ---**
Despite taking various countermeasures,
**[04:39] ---**
Elves are a physically weak species.
**[04:42] ---**
History proves that we aren't
suited for military conquest.
**[04:46] ---**
Therein lies MY role!
**[04:47] ---**
The Council has chosen to adopt a
resolution stating that we shall aim
**[04:50] ---**
to obtain an optimal genetic
specimen from an outside source!
**[04:54] ---**
And as the designated goodwill ambassador,
**[04:58] ---**
I have been tasked with the responsibility
of bringing back your juices!
**[05:01] ---**
Now, with that being said, Peter Grill...
**[05:05] ---**
Y-You are welcome to play with me...
**[05:11] ---**
As much as you'd like.
**[05:13] ---**
Why are these demi-human types completely
incapable of considering MY point of view?!
**[05:17] ---**
Is breeding the only thing they care about?!
**[05:19] ---**
Look, to be honest with you...
**[05:21] ---**
I don't necessarily mind being
approached by cute girls.
**[05:27] ---**
Of course not! I mean, who would?!
**[05:29] ---**
However...!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[05:31] ---**
While I appreciate the offer,
I must respectfully decline!
**[05:35] ---**
What...?!
**[05:37] ---**
Impossible!
**[05:39] ---**
Are you saying a plebeian Human
like you would let the chance
**[05:42] ---**
to mate with a member of the
noble Elven race such as I go to waste?!
**[05:44] ---**
The superiority complex
is strong with this one...
**[05:46] ---**
Pretty typical comin' from an Elf...
**[05:49] ---**
Then I shall squeeze every
last drop out of you by force!
**[05:52] ---**
Not happening! Just take a look for yourself!
**[05:59] ---**
H-How dare you?!
**[06:01] ---**
It can't be...
**[06:02] ---**
Does my sublime body not arouse
that ugly meatstick of yours?!
**[06:07] ---**
How come?!
**[06:08] ---**
Why don't you have an erection?!
**[06:11] ---**
As long as my heart belongs to another,
**[06:13] ---**
the blood in my veins shall refrain
from flowing to my spongy tissues!
**[06:19] ---**
No way...
**[06:21] ---**
Impotent moron!
**[06:22] ---**
How am I supposed to fulfill my
duties as an ambassador now?!
**[06:27] ---**
In that case...
**[06:29] ---**
You've left me no choice but
to utilize my secret weapon!
**[06:31] ---**
Huh?
**[06:44] ---**
H-hold on!
**[06:45] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[06:48] ---**
Go!
**[06:51] ---**
Wh-What's with this light...?!
**[06:55] ---**
A magic spell?!
**[06:56] ---**
The hell'd you do to my crotch?!
**[06:59] ---**
It's far too late for
apologies, you imbecile!
**[07:02] ---**
The curse I placed upon you is a powerful
type of forbidden sorcery
**[07:07] ---**
that's been carefully sealed
away in my homeland for generations!
**[07:11] ---**
F-forbidden sorcery?!
**[07:13] ---**
Peter Grill.
**[07:15] ---**
Allow me to share with you a prediction:
**[07:18] ---**
Tomorrow night,
you shall appear before me and drop to your knees,
**[07:21] ---**
pleading for mercy in a pitiful voice!
**[07:25] ---**
"Please, I'll do anything for
you to sample my man goo!
**[07:28] ---**
I'm begging you, please let me bang you!"
**[07:32] ---**
That was oddly specific, don't you think?!
**[07:34] ---**
Until we meet again...
**[07:35] ---**
Fare thee well!
**[07:37] ---**
H-Hey, wait!
**[07:42] ---**
Well, the light died out...
My junk looks normal, too...
**[07:45] ---**
And besides, I've never heard of a spell used
to mess with a man's dangly bits...
**[07:50] ---**
That's just silly.
**[07:51] ---**
She's bluffing, that's all!
**[07:55] ---**
Now then, it's time to get
ready for today's hunt.
**[07:58] ---**
I'm itchin' for some action!
**[08:06] ---**
According to the villagers,
the creature supposedly emerges around dusk...
**[08:10] ---**
Isn't that right?
**[08:15] ---**
Lady Luvellia.
**[08:16] ---**
Nighttime is nearly upon us.
**[08:18] ---**
We'll be in grave danger should the sun set
before we're able to locate the creature's lair.
**[08:23] ---**
Perhaps we ought to wait for the
combat unit to arrive and try again
**[08:27] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[08:28] ---**
L-Lady Luvellia!
**[08:29] ---**
The ground...!
**[08:34] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[08:47] ---**
Peter-san!
**[08:48] ---**
Terrible news!
**[08:49] ---**
It's Lady Luvellia...!
**[08:52] ---**
If you're looking for Senpai,
**[08:53] ---**
she should've already left for the hot
springs area as part of the vanguard.
**[08:56] ---**
I'm headed out now, myself.
**[08:57] ---**
I just received word from our messenger that
she's been ambushed by the creature...
**[09:02] ---**
Based on our intel, this is
the creature who attacked her:
**[09:05] ---**
The Great Worm Goblin!
**[09:08] ---**
Huh?
**[09:09] ---**
Oh, my mistake.
**[09:11] ---**
Here it is!
**[09:12] ---**
S-Seriously...?!
**[09:16] ---**
They say it wreaks havoc across the village at sunset,
devouring the men and defiling the women!
**[09:29] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...!
**[09:32] ---**
Oh, Senpai!
**[09:42] ---**
Accursed demon...!
**[09:44] ---**
Lady Luvellia, it's too risky!
**[09:46] ---**
I shall act as a shield.
**[09:47] ---**
Escape while the creature is distracted!
**[09:53] ---**
I am a knight...
**[09:55] ---**
I cannot in good conscience surrender now!
**[10:14] ---**
Let go, you fiend!
**[10:25] ---**
Lady Luvellia...!
**[10:37] ---**
It's no use...
**[10:39] ---**
We can't win!
**[10:55] ---**
Save me...
**[10:57] ---**
Save me...
**[10:58] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:03] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:06] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:24] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:26] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:32] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:34] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:37] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:43] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:46] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:49] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:53] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:00] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Rumor has it, you set out on a
dangerous hunting mission...
**[12:06] ---**
Betcha no monster can hold a candle
to the strongest warrior alive!
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 4: Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
# E4 - Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYEXNZ086/peter-grill-and-bathing-etiquette)
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**[00:07] ---**
It's no use...
**[00:10] ---**
We can't win!
**[00:24] ---**
Save me...!
**[00:34] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:41] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[00:47] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[00:50] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:54] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[01:00] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[01:03] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[01:06] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[01:10] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[01:14] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[01:17] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[01:21] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[01:24] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[01:27] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[01:30] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[01:34] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[01:37] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[01:46] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[01:53] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[01:58] ---**
Episode 4: Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
**[02:03] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[02:06] ---**
Save me...
**[02:09] ---**
Save me...
**[02:10] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[02:33] ---**
It's pure evil...!
**[02:34] ---**
Can Peter-san handle that
creature all on his own...?
**[02:37] ---**
Of course!
**[02:38] ---**
He'll be fine. Don't worry.
**[02:45] ---**
How dare you lay a hand...
**[02:48] ---**
ON LUVELLIA-SENPAI?!
**[02:51] ---**
The man you see before you is the
strongest warrior on the planet.
**[03:12] ---**
Hell yeah!
**[03:14] ---**
Incredible...
**[03:15] ---**
He totally kicked that thing's ass!
**[03:17] ---**
Whoa, talk about awesome!
**[03:20] ---**
No one stands a chance against Senpai!
**[03:22] ---**
We're lookin' at the strongest
man alive, Big Sis!
**[03:24] ---**
Yes... Right you are, Mimi.
**[03:26] ---**
This merely reaffirms our mission to incorporate his
**[03:29] ---**
genetic superiority into our bloodline at any cost.
**[03:31] ---**
Aren'tcha glad we hightailed it to the Warriors Guild as soon
**[03:33] ---**
as we caught wind of him?!
**[03:36] ---**
Witnessing such extraordinary
combat prowess...
**[03:40] ---**
Horny
**[03:41] ---**
Makes me wet!
**[03:42] ---**
Same!
**[03:46] ---**
Are you hurt?
**[03:47] ---**
Thank you, Peter-kun.
**[03:50] ---**
This serves as proof...
**[03:53] ---**
That I'd be completely lost without you.
**[03:56] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[04:00] ---**
Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!
**[04:05] ---**
Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!
**[04:11] ---**
Well, this is... awkward.
**[04:21] ---**
Fortunately, Luvellia-senpai
suffered only minor injuries.
**[04:24] ---**
And the local townspeople were grateful
to us for ridding them of the creature, too.
**[04:29] ---**
So then... why?!
**[04:33] ---**
What's with this raging boner?!
**[04:36] ---**
Leftover adrenaline from the battle, maybe?
**[04:38] ---**
No, it's been several hours. There's no way!
**[04:42] ---**
And in the aftermath...
**[04:46] ---**
Check it out!
**[04:46] ---**
The dude rescued an entire village
and yet he's still so humble!
**[04:50] ---**
Of course.
**[04:51] ---**
Real heroes don't walk around
actin' all high and mighty.
**[04:55] ---**
Wait a minute...
**[04:58] ---**
Could it have something to do with
the spell that Elf cast on me...?
**[05:01] ---**
Right on the money!
**[05:09] ---**
Y-you?!
**[05:11] ---**
It appears you've grown since
we last met, Peter Grill.
**[05:19] ---**
Let me guess:
You're beginning to regret your foolish decision
**[05:23] ---**
to refuse an arrangement with the
exquisite Vegan Eldoriel, aren't you?
**[05:27] ---**
So the reason I've been
pitchin' a tent is...?
**[05:29] ---**
Precisely, a forbidden curse passed
down amongst my brethren:
**[05:33] ---**
"The Eternal Erection."
**[05:34] ---**
Subjects upon whom the curse is cast experience
**[05:37] ---**
a sense of insatiable arousal in their nether regions.
**[05:40] ---**
Before long, this causes damage
to the penile tissues...
**[05:43] ---**
Resulting in the permanent
inability to pop a pocket rocket!
**[05:46] ---**
WHAAAT?!
**[05:48] ---**
Losing a major function of your manhood
and turning into a dusty old geezer
**[05:51] ---**
at such a young age sounds
awfully miserable...
**[05:58] ---**
Please, not that! Anything but that!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[06:03] ---**
Come again?
**[06:04] ---**
You'll have to speak up.
**[06:06] ---**
I couldn't quite hear you...
**[06:08] ---**
Please!
**[06:10] ---**
Please break the curse!
**[06:16] ---**
DAMN ELF...!
**[06:19] ---**
Very well. Calm down!
**[06:21] ---**
If you insist, I shall break the curse.
**[06:23] ---**
However...
**[06:24] ---**
Once this type of magic has been cast,
there's only one way to reverse its effects.
**[06:29] ---**
To put it simply...
**[06:31] ---**
You must deposit your juices...
**[06:33] ---**
Right here!
**[06:36] ---**
Spilling your sweet gravy inside
of me is the only option.
**[06:40] ---**
Wha-?!
**[06:43] ---**
You can't possibly expect me to do that!
**[06:45] ---**
Luvellia-senpai is the only woman for me!
**[06:47] ---**
Peter-kun...
**[06:48] ---**
Luvellia-senpai?
**[06:49] ---**
So it WAS you.
**[06:51] ---**
I thought I heard a familiar voice.
**[06:55] ---**
This hot spring is wonderful, isn't it?
**[06:58] ---**
And the water is so soothing...
**[07:00] ---**
I can feel my cuts and
bruises healing as we speak.
**[07:02] ---**
By the way, Peter-kun...
**[07:04] ---**
Have you heard the legends
surrounding this resort?
**[07:07] ---**
Huh?! Wh-what are you talking about?!
**[07:10] ---**
The village itself is famous
for its hot springs.
**[07:13] ---**
However, this particular spring is unique.
**[07:17] ---**
It flows from a special source and is
said to have a rather fascinating effect.
**[07:20] ---**
According to the rumors,
**[07:22] ---**
those who soak themselves in these mysterious
waters shall be blessed with children...
**[07:27] ---**
So, um...
**[07:29] ---**
What do you think?
**[07:30] ---**
You could join me...
**[07:32] ---**
And we...
**[07:34] ---**
We could test out the effects
of the hot spring together...
**[07:39] ---**
S-SAY WHAT?!
**[07:42] ---**
Am I dreaming?! Hallucinating?!
**[07:43] ---**
Senpai...
**[07:44] ---**
SHE'S... asking ME?
**[07:47] ---**
I never thought I'd see the day...!
**[07:51] ---**
This is...
**[07:53] ---**
In the past two years,
**[07:54] ---**
we haven't progressed towards any sort of
physical intimacy other than holding hands.
**[07:57] ---**
This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance
to take things to the next level!
**[08:01] ---**
There's just one problem...
**[08:03] ---**
My crown jewels are practically
on the verge of exploding!
**[08:11] ---**
So, what will you choose?
**[08:13] ---**
The suspense is killing me...
**[08:15] ---**
I absolutely CANNOT afford
to waste this opportunity...!
**[08:19] ---**
But...
**[08:21] ---**
But...!
**[08:26] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[08:27] ---**
I...
**[08:28] ---**
I...!
**[08:31] ---**
Forgive me!
**[08:33] ---**
I'm afraid I can't...
**[08:38] ---**
Now isn't a good time...
**[08:41] ---**
O-Oh...
**[08:43] ---**
Well, it was a bit sudden.
**[08:45] ---**
And besides, the others might see us.
**[08:48] ---**
Although, it's a shame...
**[08:56] ---**
Perhaps if we took a bath and
said a prayer together...
**[09:01] ---**
The stork would descend
upon us from the heavens...
**[09:06] ---**
With our future child in tow...
**[09:11] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:12] ---**
I'm so sorry, Senpai...!
**[09:21] ---**
A wise decision.
**[09:24] ---**
Now then, Peter Grill...
**[09:26] ---**
Shouldn't you be pleading for mercy?
**[09:28] ---**
Isn't there something you wish to ask of me?
**[09:44] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[09:46] ---**
Please, take it!
**[09:48] ---**
End this torture and take my load!
**[09:53] ---**
Game over...
**[09:55] ---**
Any shred of self-respect
I had left as a warrior...
**[09:57] ---**
It's been smashed up into little pieces...!
**[10:01] ---**
Still...
**[10:02] ---**
I'm merely doing what's necessary
to protect my future with Senpai!
**[10:06] ---**
Come, it's time to drop
this pathetic charade.
**[10:10] ---**
I'm ready when you are, Peter Grill.
**[10:13] ---**
Exactly!
**[10:15] ---**
This doesn't count...
**[10:17] ---**
It's not even CLOSE to cheating!
**[10:21] ---**
I've got no choice...
**[10:23] ---**
It's totally...
**[10:25] ---**
Out of my hands...
**[10:52] ---**
Y-You've got some pretty good moves...
**[11:01] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[11:03] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:06] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:09] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:18] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:21] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:23] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:26] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:29] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:31] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:34] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:37] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:41] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:43] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:45] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:48] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:52] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:55] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[12:00] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Word on the street is you're working
as a diplomat these days.
**[12:06] ---**
Just goes to show how much everyone
in the Warriors Guild trusts you, eh?
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 5: Peter Grill and
a Blind Date with an Orc
# E5 - Peter Grill and a Blind Date with an Orc
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG53Z73R/peter-grill-and-a-blind-date-with-an-orc)
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**[00:11] ---**
My darling Luvellia is
drifting away from my side...
**[00:19] ---**
Unacceptable!
**[00:22] ---**
Guildmaster, a missive has arrived...
**[00:35] ---**
With this, you shall meet
your demise... Peter Grill!
**[00:51] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[00:58] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:04] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[01:07] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[01:11] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:17] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:20] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:23] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:27] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:31] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:34] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:38] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:41] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:44] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:47] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:50] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:54] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:03] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[02:10] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:15] ---**
Marriage... proposal?
**[02:18] ---**
Precisely.
**[02:19] ---**
Episode 5: Peter Grill and
a Blind Date with an Orc
**[02:19] ---**
We have received a missive from Orcland
requesting access to your future offspring.
**[02:25] ---**
Having witnessed your performance in
the Grand Fighting Tournament,
**[02:29] ---**
a member of the Orc aristocracy named
Mr. Babe has come forth with a direct offer.
**[02:31] ---**
But Luvellia-senpai and I
already pledged ourselves!
**[02:37] ---**
Father!
**[02:38] ---**
What in the world is the meaning of this?!
**[02:41] ---**
The Guild recognized my
engagement to Peter-kun.
**[02:44] ---**
A marriage proposal?! Now, of all times?!
**[02:45] ---**
Calm yourself, Luvellia.
**[02:48] ---**
Consider this nothing more than a formality.
**[02:51] ---**
If I may be so bold,
**[02:52] ---**
the nobility hailing from Great Orcland and
the southern United Pork Pie Kingdom
**[02:56] ---**
are some of our Guild's
most influential patrons.
**[02:59] ---**
Due to the substantial monetary
contributions they provide,
**[03:02] ---**
it would be unwise to decline
their request outright.
**[03:05] ---**
So as not to disgrace our esteemed allies,
we must adhere to the standard protocol.
**[03:09] ---**
After that, etiquette
dictates a polite refusal.
**[03:14] ---**
Please, Guildmaster...!
**[03:16] ---**
Is there some sort of problem?
**[03:18] ---**
As Luvellia's loyal fiancé,
you don't intend to become emotionally
**[03:21] ---**
attached to this potential
marriage partner, do you?
**[03:24] ---**
No, I would never dream of such a thing...
**[03:28] ---**
I'm well aware of what you're
trying to pull, Father.
**[03:32] ---**
However, you're wasting your time.
**[03:35] ---**
The idea of Peter-kun betraying
my trust is simply preposterous!
**[03:42] ---**
Layonnaise!
**[03:44] ---**
The pain...
**[03:45] ---**
My heart can't take this...!
**[03:47] ---**
Senpai!
**[03:48] ---**
One little swimmer...
**[03:49] ---**
What about ME?!
**[03:56] ---**
It was exceedingly generous of you
to entertain our unusual request.
**[04:01] ---**
We are most appreciative!
**[04:04] ---**
This marriage proposal is
of great significance to us.
**[04:07] ---**
It presents an opportunity to reinforce the relationship between
**[04:12] ---**
Orcland and the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild.
**[04:16] ---**
Great minds think alike!
**[04:21] ---**
This whole blind date
thing is clearly a trap...
**[04:24] ---**
However, the Guildmaster has failed
to consider one crucial detail.
**[04:29] ---**
It's true...
**[04:30] ---**
Looks aren't everything, but...
**[04:36] ---**
That ain't gonna happen!
**[04:41] ---**
You! Go and fetch Piglette.
**[04:45] ---**
Did he say "Piglette"?!
**[04:48] ---**
Humans and Orcs are two distinct cultures.
**[04:51] ---**
Each has a vastly different
concept of ideal beauty.
**[04:54] ---**
If I had to guess, the Guildmaster's goal is to
trick me into causing some sort of scandal.
**[04:59] ---**
But this time, I have total confidence!
**[05:03] ---**
Oink...!
**[05:05] ---**
Me, fall for an Orc? No way in...
**[05:09] ---**
...hell?!
**[05:15] ---**
P-Piglette Pancetta, at your service.
**[05:24] ---**
Sh-She's cute?!
**[05:30] ---**
Now then, get to know one another.
Let your friendship blossom.
**[05:44] ---**
The old bastard set me up...!
**[05:46] ---**
I already know where this is going...
**[05:49] ---**
Man milk!
**[05:50] ---**
Oink!
**[05:58] ---**
I-Is she about to give birth?!
**[06:00] ---**
Uh... Are you okay?
**[06:03] ---**
F-forgive me... I-it's just...
**[06:07] ---**
I've never spoken to a man
this much in my life...
**[06:12] ---**
But we've barely said
two words to each other!
**[06:19] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[06:22] ---**
Guildmaster, a young lady such as she...
**[06:26] ---**
Fret not, Goodman...
**[06:30] ---**
Guildmaster!
**[06:31] ---**
My apologies for the delay.
**[06:33] ---**
I've brought the Goon Squad
Trio, as you requested.
**[06:37] ---**
Goon Squad Trio?!
**[06:41] ---**
I was employed as a servant by Master Babe.
**[06:45] ---**
One day, I suddenly found myself
swept up in talks of marriage...
**[06:49] ---**
Does that mean...
**[06:50] ---**
You're not on board with this whole thing?
**[06:53] ---**
Y-You see, I'm merely doing
as Master Babe instructed...
**[07:00] ---**
However...
**[07:03] ---**
Your breathtaking performance at the tournament is burned into
**[07:05] ---**
my memories even now, Sir Peter.
**[07:10] ---**
Offering a repulsive woman like
me to a noble man like you...
**[07:15] ---**
It's...!
**[07:16] ---**
Repulsive?! You?!
**[07:18] ---**
I'm an outcast in Orc society.
**[07:21] ---**
My entire life, I've been treated like garbage
for having the appearance of a Human...
**[07:26] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:27] ---**
Only a fool would be seen with
a hideous Orc like me...!
**[07:32] ---**
Wait!
**[07:38] ---**
P-Pardon me...
**[07:41] ---**
Hey there, sweet cheeks!
**[07:43] ---**
If you ain't got nowhere to be,
how's about joinin' us for a bite to eat?
**[07:48] ---**
Let us show you a good time...
**[07:51] ---**
U-Um... No, thank you. I...
**[07:56] ---**
Hey, back off!
**[07:57] ---**
S-Sir Peter...?
**[07:59] ---**
Piglette-san, stay behind me.
**[08:02] ---**
The hell's your problem?!
**[08:04] ---**
Dammit! Yer pissin' me off!
**[08:06] ---**
It's slaughter time, boys!
**[08:15] ---**
Now's our chance!
**[08:20] ---**
Th-Thank you, Sir Peter...
for rescuing such an ugly woman...
**[08:26] ---**
You aren't ugly at all.
**[08:28] ---**
That might be the case in the Orc world,
but let's get one thing straight:
**[08:33] ---**
By Human standards, you're really cute.
**[08:36] ---**
C-C-C-Cu...?!
**[08:44] ---**
So have a little more
confidence in yourself, okay?
**[08:48] ---**
Oh, my bad.
**[08:55] ---**
W-Well then, could we take a
tour of the town together...?
**[09:01] ---**
Of course!
**[09:11] ---**
How beautiful...!
**[09:17] ---**
I've always wanted to visit a Human city.
**[09:19] ---**
I figured that it might be easier for
a hideous woman like myself...
**[09:24] ---**
To blend in, you know?
**[09:31] ---**
That was a blast!
**[09:37] ---**
Out with it, you two.
**[09:39] ---**
Were you able to connect with
each other on a deeper level?
**[09:42] ---**
With all due respect, I must speak my mind.
**[09:45] ---**
This marriage proposal is nothing more
than a ploy to score political points.
**[09:49] ---**
The intentions of those involved
are not being taken into account.
**[09:54] ---**
I believe Miss Piglette feels likewise and
would prefer not to proceed any further.
**[10:00] ---**
Does he speak the truth, Piglette?
**[10:02] ---**
W-Well, I...
**[10:04] ---**
Now then, if you'll excuse me...
**[10:08] ---**
How rude!
**[10:09] ---**
Leaving your seat before our esteemed
guest has a chance to respond?
**[10:11] ---**
Where are your manners?!
**[10:14] ---**
Perhaps the two of you have not had enough time to
**[10:18] ---**
gain an intimate understanding of one another...
**[10:20] ---**
Don't you agree, Piglette?
**[10:27] ---**
What the hell...?
**[10:29] ---**
Guildmaster!
**[10:30] ---**
If you spend one night in this room,
at least we can say that we tried.
**[10:34] ---**
Though a mere formality,
we must be sure to cover all our bases.
**[10:38] ---**
I sincerely hope that you refrain
from making an error in judgement...
**[10:43] ---**
Oh crap...
**[10:44] ---**
This is bad...!
**[10:49] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:03] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:06] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:23] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:26] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:31] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:34] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:37] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:43] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:45] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:48] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:52] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Between your fortitude and ingenuity,
nobody can catch you off guard.
**[12:06] ---**
That's the beauty of being
the strongest man alive, eh?
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 6: Peter Grill and
the Orc's True Character
# E6 - Peter Grill and the Orc's True Character
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8D9K7DY/peter-grill-and-the-orcs-true-character)
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**[00:01] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[00:03] ---**
Piglette...
**[00:12] ---**
Our guest has consumed the aphrodisiac, sir.
**[00:28] ---**
It's the end of the line
for that impudent bastard.
**[00:32] ---**
Once his relationship with the Orc turns physical,
his engagement to Luvellia shall crumble to pieces...
**[00:40] ---**
And I shall do him the honor
of slicing his head clean off!
**[00:50] ---**
Forgive me, Peter-Kun...
**[00:53] ---**
The Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
is on the verge of financial ruin...
**[00:56] ---**
Please, for our sake...
Take one for the team!
**[01:01] ---**
Sir Peter... I-I...
**[01:09] ---**
My mind is made up...!
**[01:12] ---**
Boobs!
**[01:22] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[01:28] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[01:35] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[01:38] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[01:41] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[01:47] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[01:51] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[01:54] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[01:57] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[02:02] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[02:05] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[02:08] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[02:11] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[02:15] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[02:18] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[02:21] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[02:24] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[02:34] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[02:40] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[02:45] ---**
Boobs!
**[02:49] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[02:51] ---**
Focus!
**[02:52] ---**
W-Wait a minute!
***SIGN*** Episode 6: Peter Grill and
the Orc's True Character
**[02:54] ---**
Don't do anything rash...
**[02:56] ---**
Besides, weren't you against this
whole marriage proposal thing?!
**[02:59] ---**
No!
**[03:00] ---**
You are mistaken, Sir Peter!
**[03:03] ---**
If it means being with
a noble man like you...
**[03:09] ---**
Not again!
**[03:10] ---**
Don't let her pull you in...!
**[03:13] ---**
Listen to me, Piglette!
**[03:15] ---**
The truth is...
**[03:16] ---**
I'm already engaged to another woman!
**[03:18] ---**
So, y'see... it wouldn't
be right for us to...
**[03:21] ---**
Th-That's fine with me...
**[03:24] ---**
Sir Peter!
**[03:28] ---**
Orc relationships are different
from Human relationships.
**[03:31] ---**
Polygyny is the norm!
**[03:34] ---**
Not good...!
**[03:35] ---**
Take it easy, Piglette!
**[03:37] ---**
This entire thing is a setup!
**[03:40] ---**
A conspiracy between Orcland and the Guild...
**[03:42] ---**
They're trying to lure us into a trap!
**[03:52] ---**
I-I'm glad you understand...
**[03:56] ---**
I knew it...
**[03:57] ---**
I'm not good enough, am I?
**[04:00] ---**
I'm far too ugly...
**[04:02] ---**
That's why...!
**[04:06] ---**
N-No!
**[04:07] ---**
That's not true!
**[04:09] ---**
You're the furthest thing from ugly!
**[04:11] ---**
In my opinion, from a Human perspective...
**[04:13] ---**
You're beautiful exactly the way you are!
**[04:21] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[04:30] ---**
This is bad...
**[04:31] ---**
Giving in is exactly what
the Guildmaster wants...
**[04:36] ---**
At this point, I can't afford
to do any more damage!
**[04:41] ---**
Then again, I...
**[04:48] ---**
Absolutely not!
**[04:50] ---**
I won't be swayed by an Orc!
**[04:52] ---**
Good.
**[04:53] ---**
Just take a deep breath!
**[04:54] ---**
Tap into the Eastern art of
"Zen" and clear your mind...
**[05:01] ---**
Remain calm...
**[05:03] ---**
Remain calm...
**[05:05] ---**
R-R-R-Remain calm...
**[05:08] ---**
R-R-R-R-R-Re...
**[05:11] ---**
BOOBS!
**[05:23] ---**
Why...
**[05:25] ---**
Why?!
**[05:26] ---**
Why am I like this?!
**[05:28] ---**
Defeated by a pair of boobs...!
**[05:32] ---**
Oh crap...
**[05:34] ---**
I'm screwed...
**[05:35] ---**
Everything up 'til now
doesn't even come close...
**[05:38] ---**
If Piglette reports back with the
truth about what happened...
**[05:42] ---**
How dare you betray the trust
of my darling Luvellia...?!
**[05:48] ---**
He's gonna kill me for sure!
**[05:50] ---**
Anyone with eyes could
see that it was a trap...
**[05:53] ---**
What's WRONG with me?!
**[05:57] ---**
What's done is done...
**[05:58] ---**
There's only one choice left:
**[05:59] ---**
Convince Piglette to keep quiet!
**[06:06] ---**
Good morning, Sir Peter.
**[06:10] ---**
Last night was wonderful, don't you think?
**[06:14] ---**
And now I can deliver the
good news to Master Babe:
**[06:17] ---**
Sir Peter and I have successfully
consummated our relationship.
**[06:20] ---**
H-H-H... H-Hold on!
**[06:23] ---**
You can't tell anyone about this!
**[06:26] ---**
What?!
**[06:26] ---**
B-But...
**[06:28] ---**
Why not, Sir Peter?!
**[06:31] ---**
Y-Y'see...
**[06:34] ---**
Think fast, Peter Grill!
**[06:37] ---**
By all accounts, there's
no way outta this, BUT...
**[06:40] ---**
"When you give up, that's
when the game is over!"
**[06:43] ---**
S-Sir Peter...?
**[06:46] ---**
Are you...
**[06:48] ---**
Are you content with living the rest of
your life like a puppet on a string?!
**[06:54] ---**
The motive behind this marriage proposal
was political from the beginning.
**[06:58] ---**
One of the most important decisions of your
life is being controlled by the national interest!
**[07:03] ---**
Are you truly satisfied with that?!
**[07:05] ---**
W-Well, I...
**[07:07] ---**
What do you really want?!
**[07:10] ---**
Deep inside your heart,
what is it you desire?!
**[07:13] ---**
Don't you think you oughtta stop and take
the time to consider your options?!
**[07:20] ---**
Well, you can't say I didn't try...
Question is, did she buy it...?
**[07:26] ---**
What I really want...
**[07:28] ---**
What I desire, deep inside my heart...
**[07:32] ---**
L-Let me think it over...
**[07:39] ---**
Let's hear it, you two!
**[07:41] ---**
How did things go last night?
**[07:44] ---**
Our hope, of course, is that you were able to establish
the foundation for a positive relationship.
**[07:50] ---**
Lady Piglette...
**[07:52] ---**
Were there any interesting developments
after dinner last night?
**[08:06] ---**
H-Help me out... Please!
**[08:10] ---**
A miracle... Gimme a miracle, just this once!
**[08:13] ---**
L-Last night...
**[08:17] ---**
Sir Peter stood firm.
**[08:20] ---**
He didn't lay a single finger on me!
**[08:24] ---**
C-Come again?!
**[08:26] ---**
Are you telling me this bastard managed
to resist the Orc's ample assets?!
**[08:34] ---**
It's a miracle...
**[08:36] ---**
My prayers have been answered!
**[08:42] ---**
However...
**[08:43] ---**
Th-There is one small
favor I'd like to ask...
**[08:48] ---**
P-Piglette...?
**[08:50] ---**
A-Although the events of last night
did not result in physical intimacy...
**[08:54] ---**
I felt an undeniable connection.
**[08:58] ---**
Therefore, in the name of cultivating a better
relationship with Sir Peter from here on out...
**[09:04] ---**
Stop! Don't do it!
**[09:05] ---**
I'd like to request your permission...
**[09:11] ---**
...to transfer to the Guild so as to remain by
Sir Peter's side and attend to his needs!
**[09:15] ---**
A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
**[09:18] ---**
Rest assured, I shall go to great
lengths in order to gain his favor!
**[09:23] ---**
All for the sake of our
great Orcland's future!
**[09:33] ---**
Piglette...
**[09:34] ---**
What's gotten into you...?!
**[09:40] ---**
Ever since our talk, I've
been doing some thinking.
**[09:44] ---**
About what I really want...
**[09:46] ---**
About the desires buried
deep within my heart...
**[09:49] ---**
I came to a conclusion:
**[09:52] ---**
I shall do everything in my power to prevent
Orcland from acquiring your sperm!
**[09:57] ---**
Huh?
**[10:03] ---**
Once you and I have conceived a child
who possesses your unrivaled strength...
**[10:07] ---**
I shall raise them, train them...
**[10:12] ---**
And harness their power to crush those
Orcland pigs who made my life a living hell!
**[10:18] ---**
She's got more issues than
I originally thought...
**[10:23] ---**
Something tells me I might've created a monster,
one with a terrifying dark side...
**[10:32] ---**
And if nothing else,
it means I get to stay by your side forever!
**[10:37] ---**
I promise to do my best to
carry your child, Sir Peter!
**[10:41] ---**
I may not seem like much of an Orc...
**[10:44] ---**
But my reproductive abilities
are on par with the best of them!
**[10:49] ---**
Let's enjoy each other's company, Sir Peter!
**[11:01] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[11:04] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:07] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:09] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:13] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:15] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:18] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:21] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:24] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:27] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:29] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:32] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:35] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:38] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:41] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:44] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:46] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:49] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:53] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:55] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Does your roommate Tim still
like throwin' back the drinks?
**[12:07] ---**
Man, I'd love to party
with you guys sometime!
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 7: Peter Grill and
the Battle of the Fates
# E7 - Peter Grill and the Battle of the Fates
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65P51GE6/peter-grill-and-the-battle-of-the-fates)
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**[00:09] ---**
Go on, Sir Peter.
**[00:11] ---**
Please enjoy your meal!
**[00:14] ---**
I-It looks great...
**[00:22] ---**
Senpai...
**[00:24] ---**
Did you honestly sleep with that farm animal?
**[00:27] ---**
We came here for a dose of your meat sauce,
only to discover this lowly pig...
**[00:32] ---**
And an insufferable Elf!
**[00:35] ---**
Don't make me laugh.
**[00:37] ---**
Peter Grill's giblet juices...
**[00:40] ---**
Belong to our great Elven race!
**[00:43] ---**
You don't say...?
**[00:44] ---**
And how shall we settle this?
**[00:46] ---**
A fight to the death, perhaps...
**[00:47] ---**
L-Ladies, please!
**[00:49] ---**
Don't kill each other 'cause of me...!
**[00:59] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[01:06] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:12] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[01:15] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[01:19] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:25] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:28] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:31] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:35] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:39] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:43] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:46] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:49] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:52] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:55] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:59] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:02] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[02:11] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[02:18] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:28] ---**
Wowie, you're surprisingly weak, ain'tcha?
**[02:32] ---**
When you strip away their ability to use magic,
Elves are quite the pathetic creatures.
**[02:37] ---**
Damned barbarians...!
**[02:39] ---**
Cut it out.
**[02:40] ---**
Episode 7: Peter Grill and
the Battle of the Fates
**[02:40] ---**
Ganging up on someone who can't defend
themselves isn't very nice, y'know.
**[02:45] ---**
C'mon.
**[02:48] ---**
Are you alright?
**[02:50] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[02:52] ---**
I am unharmed...
**[02:55] ---**
Time out! What the hell is THAT about?!
**[02:57] ---**
We got dibs on Senpai
'cause we saw him first!
**[03:00] ---**
We take priority over her!
**[03:03] ---**
Such an argument means nothing.
**[03:05] ---**
I have no doubt that you uncivilized Ogres...
**[03:08] ---**
Took advantage of this man's weaknesses
and forced him to do your bidding!
**[03:13] ---**
Yeah, you're one to talk...
**[03:17] ---**
And who exactly is this Orc, anyway?!
**[03:21] ---**
I-I'm...
**[03:24] ---**
My name is Piglette and I joined
the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
**[03:28] ---**
as a personal assistant to Sir Peter!
**[03:34] ---**
If I'm understanding correctly,
the four of us are here for the same reason.
**[03:38] ---**
We all wish to acquire Sir Peter's seed.
**[03:42] ---**
Peter Grill is the man whom
I've chosen as my husband.
**[03:46] ---**
The idea of a dim-witted Orc such as yourself
**[03:49] ---**
defeating a member of the proud
Elven race such as I is truly laughable.
**[03:54] ---**
I-I had no intention of hogging Sir Peter
to myself from the start!
**[04:00] ---**
I-I'm perfectly content with
being one of his mistresses!
**[04:07] ---**
Such a permissive attitude...
**[04:10] ---**
How does she maintain her composure...?
**[04:16] ---**
THOSE THINGS?!
**[04:21] ---**
She laughed!
**[04:22] ---**
Curse you...!
**[04:23] ---**
I'll teach you to laugh at
the size of my chest...!
**[04:26] ---**
C-Calm down!
**[04:28] ---**
The little wretch had the
audacity to laugh at me!
**[04:30] ---**
Piglette wasn't laughing at anyone just now.
**[04:33] ---**
Yes, she was!
**[04:34] ---**
Sounds like someone's kinda paranoid...
**[04:36] ---**
It appears that conflict
is inevitable, after all.
**[04:39] ---**
She laughed at me!
**[04:39] ---**
Therefore, in the interest of establishing
a hierarchy amongst ourselves...
**[04:44] ---**
we shall compete using our feminine wiles.
**[04:47] ---**
Fine with me!
**[04:50] ---**
I-In that case...
**[04:52] ---**
C-Count me in!
**[04:54] ---**
What? What?! WHAT?!
**[04:57] ---**
Somebody, please... Make it stop!
**[05:06] ---**
Agape!
**[05:08] ---**
This is Agape,
a fairy with the ability to quantify male arousal.
**[05:13] ---**
N-No, not more sorcery...!
**[05:16] ---**
The rules are simple enough:
**[05:18] ---**
Whoever manages to cause the most excitement
in Peter Grill's pants is the winner!
**[05:23] ---**
Very well!
**[05:25] ---**
Okie-dokie... We'll go first.
**[05:29] ---**
WHOA! SLOW DOWN, YOU TWO!
**[05:32] ---**
Now then...
**[05:46] ---**
What's the matter with me...?!
**[05:50] ---**
There's gotta be something in here...!
**[05:51] ---**
There's gotta be something in here...!
**[05:51] ---**
Uh, that's Tim's room...
**[05:57] ---**
Wh-What do you think?
**[06:02] ---**
(Kanojo wa taira na mune o motteimasu.)
She has a flat chest.
**[06:07] ---**
Why do you refuse to get an
erection in my presence?!
**[06:12] ---**
N-Now it's my turn...!
**[06:17] ---**
Piglette, your outfit...
**[06:21] ---**
Huh?
**[06:22] ---**
The ol' naked apron!
**[06:24] ---**
Survey says...!
**[06:27] ---**
But I... haven't done anything yet...
**[06:31] ---**
EVERY MAN'S DREAM!
**[06:33] ---**
-Oh, Sir Peter...!
-It's not fair!
**[06:35] ---**
Why are her boobs so damn big?!
**[06:38] ---**
A formidable foe...
**[06:41] ---**
Boobs are off-limits!
**[06:43] ---**
Oh dear, how embarrassing for you!
**[06:45] ---**
Well, she's flatter than a pancake.
**[06:47] ---**
Take it easy, you two!
**[06:50] ---**
You mustn't tease her like that...
**[06:53] ---**
I'm begging you... Stop the madness...
**[06:57] ---**
Enough with the
**[06:59] ---**
T-Tim?!
**[07:01] ---**
Dude, help me out!
**[07:03] ---**
You gotta break up this fight!
**[07:07] ---**
Peter, if you wanna stop a fight...
**[07:11] ---**
Use this!
**[07:11] ---**
Booze?!
**[07:13] ---**
C'mon, ladies! Time for a drink!
**[07:16] ---**
Down the hatch!
**[07:25] ---**
One slice of pork, two slices of pork...
**[07:30] ---**
I'm sowwrie... I'm suh sowwrie!
**[07:34] ---**
This is a special ocassion!
**[07:36] ---**
We shall drink the night away!
**[07:38] ---**
Yea! Summore alcohols, pleez!
**[07:43] ---**
Cheers!
**[07:44] ---**
I've gotta admit, the alcohol
helped lighten the mood...
**[07:48] ---**
But for some reason, I can't
shake this bad feeling...
**[08:01] ---**
CALLED IT!
**[08:03] ---**
Come along, Peter Grill...
**[08:06] ---**
There's still plenty to go around.
**[08:08] ---**
N-No thanks, I'm good...
**[08:12] ---**
There's no need to be shy...
**[08:19] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[08:21] ---**
Please have some more to drink.
**[08:24] ---**
W-Wait... That's enough for
**[08:28] ---**
Summore, summore!
**[08:34] ---**
No...
**[08:35] ---**
KNOCK IT OFF!
**[08:42] ---**
I know exactly what you're trying to do!
**[08:45] ---**
Pump me full of alcohol and pressure me
into your disgusting behavior, right?!
**[08:51] ---**
Too bad!
**[08:51] ---**
Luvellia-senpai and I are
destined for one another!
**[08:55] ---**
And I...
**[08:56] ---**
For as long as I live...
**[08:58] ---**
I won't give in to temptation ever again!
**[09:03] ---**
He said the thing!
**[09:07] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:08] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:35] ---**
What's the rush?
**[09:36] ---**
Time and booze...
**[09:39] ---**
We've got plenty of both to spare.
**[09:58] ---**
Huh?
**[09:59] ---**
What happened last night...?
**[10:07] ---**
Oh no...
**[10:08] ---**
Did I... betray Luvellia-senpai again?!
**[10:14] ---**
H-Hey!
**[10:17] ---**
Nothing happened yesterday, right?!
**[10:18] ---**
Right?!
**[10:20] ---**
You were awfully enthusiastic last night...
**[10:26] ---**
Your arousal levels were off the charts.
This is all that was left.
**[10:33] ---**
Agape-san...
**[10:36] ---**
My back feels like jelly!
**[10:38] ---**
I didn't expect such a vigorous workout...
**[10:40] ---**
You were incredible, Sir Peter...
**[10:46] ---**
From now on, in order to avoid
this type of situation...
**[10:49] ---**
...we must agree upon an
official set of terms.
**[10:56] ---**
A TREATY REGARDING THE ALLOCATION OF
PETER GRILL'S REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:03] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:06] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:24] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:26] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:31] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:34] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:37] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:43] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:45] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:48] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:52] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:00] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
"Harmony is the greatest of virtues."
**[12:05] ---**
The mindset of treating everyone as equals is getting
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 8: Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
**[12:08] ---**
more popular nowadays, don'tcha think?
# E8 - Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
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**[00:04] ---**
Agape-san...
**[00:06] ---**
Agape...!
Given the circumstances...
**[00:07] ---**
Perhaps our best course of action is to draw up an
official set of terms concerning Peter Grill's seed.
**[00:13] ---**
Indeed.
**[00:14] ---**
We must approach this situation
in an efficient manner.
**[00:17] ---**
Huh?
**[00:24] ---**
A TREATY REGARDING THE ALLOCATION OF
PETER GRILL'S REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES
**[00:28] ---**
A-Are they about to strike
a deal over my crotch?!
**[00:39] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:46] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[00:52] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[00:56] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:59] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[01:05] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[01:08] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[01:12] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[01:15] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[01:19] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[01:23] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[01:26] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[01:29] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[01:32] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[01:35] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[01:39] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[01:42] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[01:52] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[01:58] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[02:03] ---**
'S-Scuse me...
**[02:07] ---**
Can anyone hear me...?
**[02:10] ---**
Using magic oughtta be banned!
**[02:12] ---**
That impact play of yours
is what ought to be banned!
**[02:16] ---**
It stimulates the flow
of Senpai's slam chowder!
**[02:16] ---**
Episode 8: Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
**[02:17] ---**
Uh...
It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!
**[02:18] ---**
It stimulates the flow
of Senpai's slam chowder!
**[02:19] ---**
Ladies...?
It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!
**[02:19] ---**
Ladies...?
**[02:19] ---**
Well, my magic can control
the way he shoots his goo
**[02:21] ---**
Hello...?!
Well, my magic can control the way he shoots his goo
**[02:21] ---**
Well, my magic can control
the way he shoots his goo
**[02:22] ---**
M-more importantly...
**[02:23] ---**
I'd like to point out a major
issue with this schedule.
**[02:26] ---**
It's biased in your favor!
**[02:29] ---**
How observant of you.
**[02:30] ---**
It seems you're more than just a pair
of walking boobs, after all...
**[02:33] ---**
Unlike that wimpy, long-eared
freak over there!
**[02:36] ---**
Who're you calling "wimpy"?!
**[02:38] ---**
Hey...!
**[02:39] ---**
Then let's reassess the agreement and create
a final draft once we've reached a consensus.
**[02:45] ---**
Fine.
Um, what about me...?
**[02:45] ---**
Agreed.
Um, what about me...?
**[02:45] ---**
Roger!
Um, what about me...?
**[02:47] ---**
C'mon, are you listening?!
**[02:49] ---**
Don't I get a say?!
**[02:50] ---**
Am I invisible or something?!
**[02:55] ---**
Gimme a damn break, would you?!
**[03:00] ---**
The terms introduced by a unilateral
interspecies treaty were enforced thereafter.
**[03:05] ---**
In accordance with the treaty,
Peter Grill carried out his usual,
**[03:09] ---**
rigorous duties on a daily basis.
**[03:13] ---**
Until...
**[03:16] ---**
...the first day of rest following the
treaty's enactment had finally arrived.
**[03:24] ---**
What's up, Peter?
**[03:26] ---**
You're in a good mood,
gettin' all decked out...
**[03:29] ---**
Why, I'm glad you asked, Tim!
**[03:31] ---**
Today is a rest day, as
established by the treaty.
**[03:34] ---**
I'm going to revel in my freedom and spend
some quality time with Luvellia-senpai...!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm well aware of your situation.
**[03:45] ---**
A long-overdue date... Have fun, dude.
**[03:57] ---**
Hello, Peter-kun.
**[03:59] ---**
I hope...
**[04:01] ---**
...you weren't waiting for too long.
**[04:06] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[04:08] ---**
N-No, it's just...
**[04:09] ---**
You look even more beautiful than usual.
I couldn't help but stare...
**[04:14] ---**
As the old saying goes, "Flattery
will get you nowhere."
**[04:18] ---**
Shall we?
**[04:38] ---**
I'm in heaven...
**[04:40] ---**
When I'm with Luvellia-senpai,
I feel at peace...
**[04:51] ---**
The food here is exquisite, isn't it?
**[04:54] ---**
As long as you like it,
that's all that matters.
**[04:57] ---**
Some of the guys down at the
Guild rave about this place.
**[05:01] ---**
I apologize for dragging you along
on my shopping trip, Peter-kun.
**[05:06] ---**
Oh, don't mention it.
**[05:08] ---**
I had a great time today.
**[05:15] ---**
To our future.
**[05:17] ---**
May it be bright.
**[05:24] ---**
Your hand...
**[05:25] ---**
You still have a scar.
**[05:27] ---**
How shameful of me...
**[05:30] ---**
Carelessly leaving a mark on the world's
strongest warrior like that...
**[05:36] ---**
This scar is a badge of honor.
**[05:39] ---**
And it's the reason why I get to spend this type
of quality time with my beloved senpai.
**[05:44] ---**
But you used to despise
me back then, didn't you?
**[05:49] ---**
Don't tease me like that, Senpai.
**[05:54] ---**
I wish this moment would last forever...
**[06:01] ---**
No way!
**[06:02] ---**
Is that you over there, Senpai?!
**[06:06] ---**
What a coinkydink!
**[06:08] ---**
Is this a joke?!
**[06:09] ---**
What the hell is she doing here...?!
**[06:12] ---**
Are you on a date, Senpai?
**[06:15] ---**
W-Well...
**[06:18] ---**
What do you want?
**[06:19] ---**
Today's a rest day, right...?
**[06:22] ---**
The heck are you talkin' about, Senpai?!
**[06:25] ---**
Now's the perfect time to get
a jump on those other guys.
**[06:27] ---**
That way, I get to hog your
hog all to myself, y'know?!
**[06:31] ---**
Listen here, you...!
**[06:33] ---**
Isn't the whole point of a contract
to obey the damn thing?!
**[06:37] ---**
W-Wait... Senpai!
**[06:42] ---**
You and this young Ogre seem to have become
quite close friends lately, Peter-kun.
**[06:47] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[06:48] ---**
She asked for my help with combat training.
**[06:50] ---**
It's been a real hands-on process...
**[06:52] ---**
Oh?
**[06:53] ---**
You're kiddin', right?
**[06:54] ---**
The only hand involved in that process
is mine wrapped around your
**[06:58] ---**
You're comin' with me!
**[06:59] ---**
Please excuse us for a
moment, Luvellia-senpai.
**[07:02] ---**
Sure...
**[07:03] ---**
C'mon, cut me some slack!
**[07:05] ---**
This date is a big deal.
Don't blow it for me!
**[07:08] ---**
Then how's about we start off with a quickie?
That'll keep me happy for a while!
**[07:12] ---**
Don't say "start off with"
like it's an appetizer!
**[07:16] ---**
A-Although...
**[07:18] ---**
If she keeps hanging around,
**[07:20] ---**
the short time I have left with
Luvellia-senpai will go to waste...
**[07:24] ---**
WOW!
**[07:26] ---**
Senpai...!
**[07:28] ---**
A-And once again...
**[07:30] ---**
See ya!
**[07:31] ---**
I've committed yet another
heinous act of betrayal...
**[07:37] ---**
I'd better hurry back before
she gets suspicious...!
**[07:40] ---**
You got this!
**[07:42] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[07:46] ---**
OF COURSE SHE'S HERE, TOO!
**[07:48] ---**
For today, let's start off
with something quick and easy.
**[07:53] ---**
What about my rest day...?!
**[07:58] ---**
A rest day is the perfect time to get
a jump on those other guys!
**[08:02] ---**
A rest day is perfect.
**[08:04] ---**
The others won't interrupt us.
**[08:08] ---**
*Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter
Grill is assumed to be largely non-existent.
**[08:12] ---**
It seems you and this Elf have grown quite
close with each other lately, Peter-kun.
**[08:16] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:18] ---**
Fate has a twisted sense of humor...
**[08:22] ---**
Bye for now!
**[08:23] ---**
O-Okay...
**[08:25] ---**
I somehow convinced her to leave...
**[08:27] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[08:31] ---**
GODDAMMIT!
**[08:33] ---**
S-Sir?!
**[08:36] ---**
I-It's no use...
**[08:37] ---**
They're a total disaster...!
**[08:40] ---**
NONE of them have any intention
of following the rules...!
**[09:01] ---**
Peter Grill!
**[09:03] ---**
You are far too concerned
with the pursuit of strength!
**[09:06] ---**
Settling for second best isn't the
right attitude for a captain!
**[09:16] ---**
D-Damn it...!
**[09:17] ---**
Look out, Captain!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm just glad you're safe...
**[09:27] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[09:29] ---**
Peter-kun...
**[09:37] ---**
Perhaps I've had too much wine...
**[09:43] ---**
I had a wonderful time today, Peter-kun.
**[09:46] ---**
I'm sorry for letting them ruin our date...
**[09:50] ---**
Not at all.
**[09:51] ---**
As the world's strongest warrior,
your popularity is only natural.
**[09:54] ---**
N-Nah...
**[10:01] ---**
Well, I must bid you good night.
**[10:03] ---**
Father tends to make a fuss
when I return home late.
**[10:07] ---**
O-Of course.
**[10:08] ---**
Y-You're right...
**[10:10] ---**
The Guildmaster can be...
kind of a worrywart.
**[10:16] ---**
I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
outside of our Guild duties.
**[10:20] ---**
Just the two of us...
**[10:22] ---**
Somewhere calm and relaxing...
**[10:24] ---**
Th-That sounds nice...
**[10:31] ---**
Should I... stop her?
**[10:33] ---**
Letting her leave with this
awkwardness between us...
**[10:40] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...!
**[10:45] ---**
Sir Peter!
**[10:47] ---**
Nut butter...!
**[10:51] ---**
If something doesn't change...
**[10:53] ---**
I'm not sure how much longer I'll be
able to endure their torture
**[10:55] ---**
and still manage to protect my
relationship with Luvellia-senpai...!
**[11:01] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[11:03] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:06] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:09] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:12] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:14] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:18] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:21] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:24] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:26] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:29] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:32] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:34] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:37] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:41] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:43] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:46] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:49] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:52] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:55] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
I received a letter from
Luvellia-san the other day...
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 9: Peter Grill and
the Treaty's Aftermath
**[12:08] ---**
Did something happen?
# E9 - Peter Grill and the Treaty's Aftermath
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**[00:17] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[00:18] ---**
Peter-kun?
**[00:20] ---**
Peter-kun...!
**[00:24] ---**
FORGIVE ME, LUVELLIA-SENPAI!
**[00:36] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[00:42] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[00:49] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[00:52] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[00:55] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[01:01] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[01:05] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[01:08] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[01:11] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[01:16] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:19] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[01:22] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:25] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:29] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:32] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:35] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:38] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:48] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[01:54] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[02:01] ---**
Our first date in ages, just the two of us...
**[02:02] ---**
Episode 9: Peter Grill and
the Treaty's Aftermath
**[02:04] ---**
How could I let this happen...?
**[02:10] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[02:12] ---**
P-Piglette!
**[02:14] ---**
What, uh...
**[02:16] ---**
...brings you he
**[02:25] ---**
I finished preparing dinner,
and I've been awaiting your return...
**[02:29] ---**
J-Just checking, but...
**[02:31] ---**
You do know what a "rest day" is, right...?
**[02:34] ---**
Huh?
**[02:35] ---**
Wh-Why, of course!
**[02:38] ---**
I am aware of the implications!
**[02:40] ---**
G-Good...
**[02:42] ---**
That's a relief...
**[02:45] ---**
Um...
**[02:47] ---**
If you'd like...
**[02:49] ---**
Shall I wash your back for you?
**[02:59] ---**
Is something the matter, Sir Peter?
**[03:03] ---**
I'm the biggest scumbag on the planet...
**[03:07] ---**
Today was my special date
with Luvellia-senpai...
**[03:11] ---**
And yet...
**[03:12] ---**
I went behind her back and did
all sorts of despicable things...!
**[03:19] ---**
My heart breaks for you, Sir Peter...
**[03:25] ---**
You must've gone through a dreadful ordeal.
**[03:29] ---**
But please... try to put your mind at ease.
**[03:32] ---**
Unlike the others,
I would never do anything to cause you pain.
**[03:39] ---**
Piglette...?
**[03:40] ---**
So, for right now...
**[03:42] ---**
Let your feelings out on me.
**[03:45] ---**
I don't mind one bit.
**[03:53] ---**
I accept you for who you are,
regardless of your flaws!
**[04:01] ---**
N-Not again...!
**[04:12] ---**
They're pulling me in...
**[04:13] ---**
I can't hold out much long
**[04:22] ---**
There goes the treaty...
**[04:25] ---**
Oh dear... How distasteful...
**[04:30] ---**
Such a shameless violation of the treaty...
**[04:33] ---**
Lisa!
**[04:37] ---**
"Farm animal" is an appropriate
title for an Orc like her...
**[04:41] ---**
Can't take your eyes off
her for a second, huh?
**[04:45] ---**
W... Wait a minute!
**[04:51] ---**
With all due respect,
**[04:52] ---**
the three of you are the ones intruding
upon Sir Peter's personal time in broad daylight!
**[04:57] ---**
You're in no position to criticize me!
**[05:00] ---**
D-Did the dimwitted Orc...
**[05:02] ---**
...anticipate us gettin'
the jump on each other...?!
**[05:05] ---**
I knew it...
**[05:06] ---**
This woman is not to be trifled with.
**[05:10] ---**
U-Unbelievable...
**[05:11] ---**
They ignored the rules...
**[05:13] ---**
Despite cheating the system...
**[05:16] ---**
They refuse to take responsibility,
and now they're trying to pin the blame on each other?!
**[05:22] ---**
Well then...
**[05:23] ---**
Given the extenuating circumstances...
**[05:26] ---**
There's only one way outta this mess, huh?
**[05:28] ---**
In accordance with the guidelines...
**[05:30] ---**
We shall share his fluids equally...!
**[06:01] ---**
Why me...?
**[06:03] ---**
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
**[06:08] ---**
Does "rest day" mean nothing to you?!
**[06:10] ---**
What about the treaty?!
**[06:12] ---**
At this rate, it's nothing more than
A WORTHLESS PIECE OF PAPER!
**[06:22] ---**
Well, he might have a point.
**[06:25] ---**
Indeed.
**[06:26] ---**
This poses a serious problem.
**[06:28] ---**
M-My sincerest apologies.
**[06:31] ---**
However...
**[06:33] ---**
Y'see, the thing is...
**[06:35] ---**
Even if we break the rules,
the treaty doesn't exactly specify any kind of punishment.
**[06:47] ---**
Wait...
**[06:50] ---**
Then that means...
**[06:52] ---**
I've reached the point of no
return in every possible way...!
**[07:02] ---**
Senpai?!
**[07:13] ---**
I'm done...
**[07:14] ---**
No more...
**[07:16] ---**
I've had enough of this madness...!
**[07:18] ---**
I know!
**[07:20] ---**
I should run away from home!
**[07:22] ---**
Somewhere far, far away...
**[07:24] ---**
I'll put an end to it once and for all...!
**[07:42] ---**
Goodbye forever, Luvellia-senpai...!
**[07:47] ---**
On that day, Peter Grill,
the strongest man in the world...
**[07:52] ---**
Cast aside everything and fled.
**[07:57] ---**
Alas, misfortune struck...
**[08:00] ---**
In his fragile mental state,
**[08:02] ---**
Peter found himself unable to
abandon the life he had come to know.
**[08:06] ---**
I can't bring myself to throw it all away...
**[08:09] ---**
I can't bear to leave my relationship
with Luvellia-senpai behind...!
**[08:21] ---**
The rain has chosen an inopportune
moment to fall upon us.
**[08:25] ---**
H-He's an Ogre...
**[08:32] ---**
If you are so inclined, please use this.
**[08:36] ---**
Th-Thank you very much...
**[08:38] ---**
It would seem you have
suffered a great tragedy.
**[08:42] ---**
Well...
**[08:45] ---**
It's an embarrassing story...
**[08:46] ---**
I shall lend an ear, if you wish.
**[08:54] ---**
To be honest, I've made a terrible mistake...
**[08:58] ---**
Many, many times...
**[08:59] ---**
At this point,
I probably oughtta suck it up and walk away.
**[09:04] ---**
But...
**[09:06] ---**
No matter what I do, I can't
get her out of my head...
**[09:11] ---**
Love is beyond our control.
**[09:15] ---**
I understand how you feel.
**[09:17] ---**
As fate would have it,
**[09:19] ---**
I just arrived in this town as part of my
search for the woman who stole my heart.
**[09:24] ---**
The woman who stole your heart...?
**[09:27] ---**
Three years...
**[09:28] ---**
Three years I've been journeying across the land,
leaving no stone unturned in a quest to find her...
**[09:33] ---**
He knows what it's like to fall
head-over-heels for someone...!
**[09:37] ---**
At last, I secured a lead.
**[09:39] ---**
Supposedly, she has become a member of the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild located in this town.
**[09:44] ---**
Did he say...?!
**[09:46] ---**
While I am unfamiliar with the details of your situation,
you mustn't let fear consume you.
**[09:52] ---**
If your love is genuine,
**[09:54] ---**
then I am confident that the gods
shall light your path with their blessings.
**[09:59] ---**
He has such kindness and
compassion for a total stranger...
**[10:03] ---**
This Ogre is the definition of "wholesome"!
**[10:07] ---**
Thank you!
**[10:08] ---**
I won't give up!
**[10:12] ---**
No matter what the future
holds... I'll see it through.
**[10:14] ---**
Luvellia-senpai and I are gonna
find our happily-ever-after!
**[10:21] ---**
It seems the rain has let up...
**[10:24] ---**
I shall take my leave accordingly.
**[10:27] ---**
Talk about a coincidence...
**[10:29] ---**
You see, I'm a member of the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild myself.
**[10:34] ---**
Uh...
**[10:34] ---**
May I ask the name of the
woman who stole your heart...?
**[10:37] ---**
Of course.
**[10:39] ---**
She is known to the people of Ogrestan
as both our strongest warrior and Princess Royal:
**[10:45] ---**
I have travelled here in
pursuit of Lady Lisa Alpacas.
**[10:51] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[10:54] ---**
Lisa...
**[10:56] ---**
Alpacas is a...
**[10:58] ---**
PRINCESS?!
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:04] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:07] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:13] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:15] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:24] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:27] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:32] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:35] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:38] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:44] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:46] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:49] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:53] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:04] ---**
A little birdie told me that things are gettin'
precarious in the Ogres' neck of the woods.
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 10: Peter Grill
and the Angry Megaton Axe
**[12:08] ---**
Y'think something bad happened...?
# E10 - Peter Grill and the Angry Megaton Axe
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**[00:08] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:14] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[00:21] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[00:24] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:27] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[00:34] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[00:37] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[00:40] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[00:43] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[00:48] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:51] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[00:54] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[00:57] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[01:01] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[01:04] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[01:07] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[01:10] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[01:20] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[01:26] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[01:33] ---**
Episode 10: Peter Grill
and the Angry Megaton Axe
**[01:46] ---**
Explain yourself!
**[01:48] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[01:50] ---**
Tell me the truth...
**[01:51] ---**
Are the two of you members
of the royal family?!
**[01:56] ---**
Y-You're kidding, right...?
**[01:59] ---**
A few months ago,
**[02:00] ---**
two warriors came waltzing
into the Guild outta nowhere...
**[02:03] ---**
A-And now you're telling
me that they're royalty?!
**[02:08] ---**
F-For the love of God, say something...!
**[02:11] ---**
Where on earth did you hear such a thing?
**[02:13] ---**
Don't answer my question
with another question!
**[02:16] ---**
I'm the one in charge of this interrogation!
**[02:19] ---**
Oh dear...
**[02:20] ---**
I can't very well lie about
something like this...
**[02:23] ---**
Th-Then...?
**[02:25] ---**
Yes, you speak the truth.
**[02:28] ---**
I, Lisa Alpacas...
**[02:30] ---**
acknowledge my position as the crown princess
**[02:32] ---**
of Ogrestan and heir apparent to the throne!
**[02:51] ---**
Excuse me.
**[02:52] ---**
Is this the reception desk for the
Yakeppachi Warriors Guild?
**[02:56] ---**
Yes...
**[03:03] ---**
Wh-What breathtaking pecs...!
**[03:07] ---**
How dreamy...!
**[03:09] ---**
My name is Antonio Spartokos.
**[03:13] ---**
I would like to submit an inquiry regarding
**[03:16] ---**
Uh... Hello?
**[03:19] ---**
Heya, Mitchie!
**[03:20] ---**
You got any work for us today?
**[03:23] ---**
L-Lady Mimi?!
**[03:26] ---**
Spartokos!
**[03:27] ---**
I barely recognized you!
**[03:32] ---**
Th-This is serious, you know!
**[03:34] ---**
If I were to get the princess
of a foreign country pregnant,
**[03:36] ---**
it'd cause an international
disaster of epic proportions!
**[03:39] ---**
Your concern is unnecessary.
**[03:41] ---**
I give you my word that my identity
shall pose no risk to you whatsoever.
**[03:45] ---**
What...?!
**[03:46] ---**
All I desire is your creamy
goodness, nothing more.
**[03:51] ---**
Should I become pregnant with
a child of unmatched strength...
**[03:54] ---**
I shall promptly disappear from your sight.
**[03:57] ---**
Thereafter...
**[03:59] ---**
I shall never disclose
the name of the father.
**[04:08] ---**
Now then...
**[04:10] ---**
In the interest of increasing our chances,
how about we put a little more bump into our grind?
**[04:22] ---**
According to Lady Mimi, Lady
Lisa ought to be here...
**[04:33] ---**
'Twas a long and arduous journey...
**[04:36] ---**
It's been three years since the day
that they suddenly vanished,
**[04:39] ---**
setting out on a mission to hone their
skills and leaving behind naught but a note...
**[04:45] ---**
However, over the course
of those three years,
**[04:49] ---**
my feelings have not
wavered in the slightest!
**[04:53] ---**
G-Get off of me...
**[04:55] ---**
My mind is made up!
**[04:57] ---**
Luvellia-senpai and I...
**[05:00] ---**
Excuse me.
**[05:02] ---**
Enough with that nonsense.
**[05:06] ---**
That voice...!
**[05:09] ---**
Even now, the heart of Spartokos
belongs only to Lady Lisa!
**[05:15] ---**
LADY LISA...!
**[05:22] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:24] ---**
Hey!
**[05:30] ---**
W-Wait...
**[05:32] ---**
Y-You're the guy from...
**[05:37] ---**
YOU BASTARD...!
**[05:43] ---**
The hell?!
**[05:44] ---**
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LADY LISA?!
**[05:58] ---**
You destroyed my room!
**[06:00] ---**
Now I'll never get my security deposit back!
**[06:03] ---**
SAVE YOUR EXCUSES!
**[06:19] ---**
It's not much of a weapon, but...
**[06:23] ---**
I'll have to make do!
**[06:26] ---**
If I don't fight back, he's gonna kill me!
**[06:29] ---**
You fiend!
**[06:30] ---**
Lady Lisa was almost certainly
not the woman you named as your lover!
**[06:34] ---**
And yet...
**[06:36] ---**
YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON HER?!
**[06:40] ---**
I can't reason with him!
**[06:41] ---**
Besides...
**[06:42] ---**
No matter how closely I follow his movements,
there's only so much a banana can take...!
**[06:49] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[06:55] ---**
In the name of Lisa Alpacas,
Crown Princess of Ogrestan, I hereby command you:
**[07:01] ---**
Cease this senseless violence immediately!
**[07:04] ---**
Spartokos!
**[07:15] ---**
The amount of pure hatred emanating
from this man is insane...
**[07:20] ---**
Lemme get this straight...
**[07:22] ---**
This Ogre is an old friend of yours...?
**[07:25] ---**
He's had a crush on Big
Sis since we were kids.
**[07:27] ---**
Been chasin' her our whole lives!
**[07:30] ---**
You have blossomed into a
beautiful woman, Lady Lisa.
**[07:35] ---**
I'm assuming there's a reason that you traveled
out of your way to a place such as this...
**[07:46] ---**
Please, I beg of you!
**[07:48] ---**
Put a swift end to your mission
and return to our homeland!
**[07:52] ---**
I am not the only one...
**[07:54] ---**
Our armies are struggling with
the absense of their leader!
**[07:57] ---**
At this rate, even the most loyal
of Ogrestan's soldiers shall...!
**[08:01] ---**
Raise your head, Spartokos.
**[08:04] ---**
The suffering of our soldiers
weighs heavily on my heart.
**[08:08] ---**
However, I cannot afford to return just yet.
**[08:12] ---**
B-But why not?!
**[08:14] ---**
In the end, my three-year quest for
adventure led me to this land...
**[08:19] ---**
And to this man.
**[08:22] ---**
I have selected Peter Grill...
**[08:26] ---**
The strongest warrior on the planet,
as the official "donor"!
**[08:31] ---**
Our destiny as a species is to strive for
a generation more powerful than the last.
**[08:35] ---**
It is especially important given my
future as the leader of Ogrestan.
**[08:39] ---**
Therefore, I am determined not
to return to our motherland
**[08:43] ---**
until I carry the world's
strongest child inside of me!
**[08:47] ---**
Why...?
**[08:49] ---**
Why, Lady Lisa?!
**[08:51] ---**
I, Spartokos, have admired
you since our tender youth!
**[08:54] ---**
Day after day, I devoted myself to
training in the art of combat
**[08:57] ---**
so as to become a man
worthy of your affection
**[08:59] ---**
The reason is simple.
so as to become a man worthy of your affection
**[09:00] ---**
The reason is simple.
**[09:02] ---**
An Ogre like you...
**[09:04] ---**
Totally out of the question!
**[09:04] ---**
Is exceedingly weaker than one such as I!
**[09:09] ---**
Damn, that's brutal...
**[09:11] ---**
Such was the root of the problem...
**[09:14] ---**
Had there been a single man in Ogrestan
strong enough to meet my standards,
**[09:19] ---**
I would not have needed
to embark on a journey.
**[09:22] ---**
If you do indeed care
about me, then I urge you:
**[09:25] ---**
Prove your worth as a
progenitor of our species...
**[09:28] ---**
Spartokos!
**[09:32] ---**
You speak the truth...
**[09:33] ---**
The Spartokos I left behind in our
homeland led a life of incompetence,
**[09:37] ---**
unable to surpass your strength...
**[09:39] ---**
However...!
**[09:40] ---**
In order to become a man
worthy of your affection,
**[09:43] ---**
I have devoted the past three years to an
even more difficult training regimen,
**[09:45] ---**
and I stand before you
having refined my combat prowess!
**[09:49] ---**
Now is the time to demonstrate
the fruits of my labor!
**[09:54] ---**
Peter Grill!
**[09:56] ---**
Huh?
**[10:03] ---**
For the honor of standing
at Lady Lisa's side...
**[10:06] ---**
I challenge you to a duel!
**[10:08] ---**
Wha...?
I challenge you to a duel!
**[10:11] ---**
Apparently someone challenged that dude who
won the Grand Fighting Tournament to a duel!
**[10:15] ---**
I heard this whole thing
started because of a woman...
**[10:20] ---**
But, if memory serves, doesn't
Peter Grill have a fiancee?
**[10:24] ---**
They say that the challenger has a
personal stake in this duel...
**[10:28] ---**
I get it, "Defeat the strongest man alive,
become famous, and propose to the girl," right?
**[10:33] ---**
Which means Sir Peter agreed
to this fight despite
**[10:35] ---**
the fact that there's
nothing in it for him...
**[10:37] ---**
Fantastic...
**[10:39] ---**
Even if I win the match, it's
not gonna change anything...
**[10:43] ---**
Wait a minute...!
**[10:45] ---**
If I were to end up losing,
**[10:47] ---**
Spartokos-kun would take
Lisa back home to their country...
**[10:50] ---**
Which would leave one less obstacle in the way
of my relationship with Luvellia-senpai...
**[10:54] ---**
That's it...
**[10:57] ---**
All I gotta do is throw the match...!
**[11:01] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[11:04] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:07] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:09] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:13] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:15] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:18] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:21] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:24] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:27] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:29] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:32] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:35] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:38] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:42] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:44] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:46] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:49] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:53] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:55] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Since you're the world's strongest warrior,
**[12:06] ---**
challengers are gonna start
comin' outta the woodwork.
**[12:08] ---**
Episode 11: Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
**[12:08] ---**
Show 'em what you're made of!
# E11 - Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
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**[00:08] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
**[00:14] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[00:21] ---**
Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
**[00:24] ---**
Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
**[00:27] ---**
Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
**[00:33] ---**
Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
**[00:37] ---**
Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
**[00:40] ---**
Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
**[00:43] ---**
Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
**[00:48] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[00:51] ---**
Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
**[00:54] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[00:57] ---**
Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
**[01:01] ---**
Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
**[01:04] ---**
Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
**[01:07] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:10] ---**
Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
zange to yuuutsu no yoru
**[01:20] ---**
Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
**[01:26] ---**
Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
**[01:32] ---**
That's it...!
**[01:32] ---**
Episode 11:Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
**[01:34] ---**
Stay calm, Peter Grill.
**[01:37] ---**
If I lose this fight...
**[01:39] ---**
Spartokos takes Lisa off my hands
and back to Ogrestan for good.
**[01:44] ---**
This is perfect...
**[01:46] ---**
All I gotta do is throw the match...!
**[01:52] ---**
Peter Grill...
**[01:54] ---**
Have a look.
**[02:06] ---**
She wouldn't dare...!
**[02:08] ---**
I suggest that you reconsider doing anything brash.
Losing on purpose, for example.
**[02:12] ---**
That is, of course, if you'd like our
arrangement to remain a secret...
**[02:20] ---**
Sh-She read me like a book...!
**[02:25] ---**
Let us begin!
**[02:26] ---**
Challengers, step forward!
**[02:32] ---**
In the name of the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
and the Ogrestan Armed Forces,
**[02:36] ---**
I expect each of you to put your best foot
forward in this fight and defend your honor!
**[02:42] ---**
Gentlemen, are you prepared for battle?
**[02:44] ---**
Yes, Your Highness!
**[02:46] ---**
S-Sure...
**[02:54] ---**
Sir Peter Grill...
**[02:57] ---**
Do you remember our conversation
on the day we first met?
**[03:01] ---**
If your love is genuine,
**[03:04] ---**
then I am confident that the gods
shall light your path with their blessings.
**[03:11] ---**
'Twas absurd of me to
preach the virtues of love
**[03:15] ---**
in the presence of a man who
knows naught but lies and deceit.
**[03:20] ---**
Realistically, I need not
waste my time with a duel.
**[03:23] ---**
Announcing your treacherous behavior to the
world would bring about a swift conclusion.
**[03:29] ---**
However...!
**[03:30] ---**
My pride as an Ogre would never
allow such an act of cowardice!
**[03:39] ---**
I-I know that stance...!
**[03:41] ---**
What?! What's he doing, Tim?!
**[03:43] ---**
Yup, no doubt about it...
**[03:45] ---**
That stance... is the
Gigan-style Double Tomahawk,
**[03:50] ---**
an unbeatable technique
touted by Ogrestan's fearsome army!
**[03:53] ---**
It's said that no living creature on the planet can survive
**[03:56] ---**
the crushing weight with which the vortex spins...
**[04:03] ---**
I am committed to the pursuit of true love.
**[04:06] ---**
The very idea of being defeated by
a fiend like you is preposterous!
**[04:10] ---**
I, Antonio Spartokos,
have adored Lady Lisa since childhood...
**[04:17] ---**
So that she might think of me as a man,
I have poured my efforts into honing my skills...
**[04:26] ---**
Along with maintaining a
strict code of sexual purity!
**[04:29] ---**
Huh?
**[04:30] ---**
"Purity"...?
**[04:31] ---**
The dude's a virgin?!
**[04:33] ---**
With a ruggedly handsome face like that...?!
**[04:36] ---**
Give the poor guy a break, Peter...
**[04:38] ---**
For God's sake, show some compassion!
**[04:41] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:43] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:45] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:46] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:48] ---**
Trust me, I'd love nothing more!
**[04:48] ---**
Trust me, I'd love nothing more!
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:50] ---**
Lose the fight, Peter...
**[04:50] ---**
I've never wanted to lose something
so badly in my whole life!
**[04:55] ---**
But...
**[05:00] ---**
What else am I supposed to do here...?!
**[05:04] ---**
Gigan-style Secret Art:
Whirling Blade of Destruction!
**[05:12] ---**
I'm sorry...!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm so sorry, Spartokos-kun...!
**[05:33] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[05:34] ---**
Forgive me!
**[05:37] ---**
It would appear... that the
victor has been decided.
**[05:41] ---**
L-Lady Lisa!
**[05:43] ---**
Th-This isn't what it looks like...!
**[05:44] ---**
And what exactly does it look like?
**[05:46] ---**
Peter Grill's strength
clearly exceeds your own.
**[05:51] ---**
And I...
**[05:52] ---**
Have no interest in weaklings!
**[05:57] ---**
C-C'mon... The guy travelled
all this way for you, y'know?
**[06:03] ---**
There's no need to be so hard on him...
**[06:06] ---**
Sir Peter...!
**[06:07] ---**
Lady Lisa, I mean it this time!
**[06:10] ---**
Please, just one chance!
**[06:12] ---**
Won't you give me one more chance?!
**[06:18] ---**
Seeing as you're willing to beg,
**[06:20] ---**
I shall grant you one last
chance to demonstrate your strength.
**[06:23] ---**
Lady Lisa...!
**[06:25] ---**
However, the next opponent
you shall face is me.
**[06:31] ---**
A battle with Lady Lisa herself...?!
**[06:35] ---**
I shall postpone the match for one week.
**[06:37] ---**
A fight in your present condition
would beget certain failure.
**[06:50] ---**
Well, I better get going...
**[06:53] ---**
Sir Peter Grill!
**[06:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[06:56] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[06:58] ---**
Please accept my sincerest apologies for the many
transgressions I have committed against you!
**[07:02] ---**
Having experienced the power of the man who
**[07:04] ---**
conquered the Grand Fighting Tournament for myself,
**[07:07] ---**
I now know the truth!
**[07:09] ---**
To be honest, back in our homeland,
**[07:13] ---**
I was never able to achieve favorable
results in a bout against Lady Lisa...
**[07:18] ---**
So, uh... What's your point?
**[07:19] ---**
I beg of you!
**[07:20] ---**
Won't you consider taking me
on as as your apprentice?!
**[07:28] ---**
You're kiddin', right...?
**[07:30] ---**
PLEASE!
**[07:32] ---**
You're my only hope!
**[07:33] ---**
If this duel with Lady Lisa is to be
my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,
**[07:38] ---**
I cannot afford to let victory
slip through my grasp!
**[07:41] ---**
Yeah, but I...
**[07:42] ---**
I don't do the whole "apprentice" thing...
**[07:44] ---**
Please, I beseech you! I need your help!
**[07:49] ---**
Your pleas have been heard.
**[07:53] ---**
I recommend that you accept the
pitiful Ogre's request, Peter Grill.
**[07:58] ---**
I-I, too, urge you to help him.
**[08:01] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[08:04] ---**
It's very simple.
**[08:05] ---**
If we were to focus our collective
efforts on training the Ogre,
**[08:09] ---**
we would guarantee his victory in the duel.
**[08:11] ---**
Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!
**[08:18] ---**
I believe that there's no harm in
at least trying to work together!
**[08:22] ---**
True enough...
**[08:23] ---**
I might not be able to resist
the Ogre sisters myself...
**[08:26] ---**
But I could mount an indirect attack
by helping Spartokos-kun...
**[08:29] ---**
If he can manage to convince
Lisa of his strength, then...
**[08:34] ---**
Alright, let's give it a try!
**[08:38] ---**
However, my lessons won't be easy.
**[08:42] ---**
Are you prepared for that?!
**[08:44] ---**
Yes, Sir Peter!
**[08:47] ---**
Thus, the "Ogre Training Program"
had been set into motion.
**[08:53] ---**
Again!
**[08:54] ---**
Again!
**[08:55] ---**
Again!
**[08:56] ---**
Again!
**[08:57] ---**
Keep going!
**[08:58] ---**
Swing!
**[08:59] ---**
Swing!
**[09:00] ---**
Swing!
**[09:04] ---**
Between Peter Grill,
the world's strongest combat instructor...
**[09:12] ---**
...a forbidden form of muscle-enhancing black
magic passed down amongst the Elves...
**[09:19] ---**
...and a recipe using ingredients outlawed by
Orc society that amplifies physical strength...
**[09:34] ---**
I... strong.
**[09:37] ---**
I... win.
**[09:40] ---**
Does something seem a little off to you...?
**[09:48] ---**
Here you go, Sir Peter.
**[09:50] ---**
Thanks.
**[09:52] ---**
Well, I think it's about time for lunch...
**[09:56] ---**
Good work out there today.
**[09:58] ---**
That's Mitchie, the Guild receptionist...
**[09:59] ---**
Your kindness is most appreciated.
That's Mitchie, the Guild receptionist...
**[10:00] ---**
Your kindness is most appreciated.
**[10:01] ---**
What's she doing here?
**[10:03] ---**
Y-You see...
**[10:04] ---**
She's been coming around to drop
off lunch like that a lot lately...
**[10:08] ---**
I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
**[10:09] ---**
I-If you'd like, I made a little bit extra...
**[10:09] ---**
I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
**[10:13] ---**
I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
**[10:16] ---**
Huh...
**[10:33] ---**
It would appear that you've come prepared
with yet more training under your belt.
**[10:38] ---**
Lady Lisa...
**[10:40] ---**
Today is the day...
**[10:41] ---**
That I, Spartokos, shall prove my
worth as a man once and for all!
**[11:01] ---**
Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
**[11:04] ---**
Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
**[11:07] ---**
Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
**[11:09] ---**
Korekara wa onegai sa
**[11:13] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:15] ---**
So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
**[11:18] ---**
Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
**[11:21] ---**
Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
**[11:24] ---**
Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
**[11:27] ---**
Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
**[11:29] ---**
Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
**[11:32] ---**
Tada soredake de
**[11:35] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:38] ---**
Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
**[11:41] ---**
Sekaijuu sagashitemo
**[11:44] ---**
Kawari nante inai
**[11:46] ---**
Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
**[11:49] ---**
Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
**[11:53] ---**
Donna ni kizutsuitemo
**[11:55] ---**
Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:04] ---**
Heard you took on an
apprentice. Color me shocked!
**[12:07] ---**
I wouldn't mind goin' a few rounds
with you one of these days.
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 12: Peter Grill and
the Warrior that Shouted Love
# E12 - Peter Grill and the Warrior that Shouted Love
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At last, the time has come...
**[00:05] ---**
C'mon, Spartokos...
**[00:08] ---**
Show 'em what you learned.
**[00:09] ---**
Go for a flawless victory!
**[00:11] ---**
A Seductress
in Disguise
**[00:12] ---**
And for the love of God,
get that woman far away from me...!
**[00:15] ---**
Begin!
**[00:24] ---**
Attaboy, Spartokos...
**[00:26] ---**
Thanks to our training...
**[00:29] ---**
They oughtta be on equal footing now
**[00:31] ---**
No, his skills are bound
to have surpassed hers!
**[00:35] ---**
She's laughing...?
**[00:38] ---**
Why's Spartokos moving so slow...?!
**[00:42] ---**
N-No way...
**[00:44] ---**
Is she using her boobs to distract him?!
**[00:47] ---**
Spartokos!
**[00:48] ---**
Try as you might, you shall
never defeat me in battle!
**[00:56] ---**
It was her boobs the whole time?!
**[00:58] ---**
What's the matter?
**[01:00] ---**
Sir Peter!
**[01:01] ---**
The match is over...
**[01:03] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[01:04] ---**
Huh?!
**[01:11] ---**
Boing! Boing! Boing!
**[01:13] ---**
Seriously...?
Boing! Boing! Boing!
**[01:14] ---**
Winner: Big Sis!
**[01:17] ---**
Piece of cake, huh?
**[01:18] ---**
I call foul play!
Piece of cake, huh?
**[01:20] ---**
Spartokos is a virgin!
**[01:21] ---**
Swinging those giant udders
of yours around isn't fair!
**[01:24] ---**
I don't believe that this is a proper
technique for a soldier!
**[01:27] ---**
A fight's a fight!
**[01:29] ---**
What's the big idea,
insultin' us Ogres with your dumb accusations?!
**[01:34] ---**
Spartokos...
**[01:36] ---**
Your efforts to lead a life of total
discipline cost you everything...
**[01:41] ---**
Unfortunately, it would seem that this, too,
is the fate of the creature known as "man"...
**[01:46] ---**
You poor soul...!
**[01:56] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[02:02] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
**[02:09] ---**
Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
**[02:12] ---**
"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[02:15] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
**[02:21] ---**
Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
**[02:25] ---**
I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
**[02:28] ---**
So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
**[02:31] ---**
I suffocate under its weight
**[02:36] ---**
The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[02:39] ---**
Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[02:42] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
**[02:45] ---**
clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
**[02:49] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
**[02:52] ---**
Full of regret and powerless to change,
**[02:55] ---**
I feel my heart being torn apart
**[02:58] ---**
on this night of endless shame and despair
**[03:08] ---**
Why can't I get my act together?
**[03:14] ---**
Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
**[03:20] ---**
Episode 12: Peter Grill and
the Warrior that Shouted Love
**[03:22] ---**
Th-The duel...!
**[03:25] ---**
Bad news, my friend...
**[03:28] ---**
It cannot be...!
**[03:29] ---**
I have lost yet again...?!
**[03:31] ---**
Spartokos...
**[03:34] ---**
Even if he were to demand another rematch,
I doubt the outcome would be any different.
**[03:39] ---**
His combat skills aren't the problem...
**[03:43] ---**
C-Come in!
**[03:44] ---**
E-Excuse me...
**[03:46] ---**
Is Spartokos-san awake yet?
**[03:51] ---**
Mitchie Peregrym!
**[03:53] ---**
Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
**[03:53] ---**
Wait...
Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
**[03:54] ---**
Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
**[03:55] ---**
Come to think of it, the answer is obvious!
Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
**[03:55] ---**
Come to think of it, the answer is obvious!
I, uh, didn't startle you, did I?
**[03:57] ---**
I, uh, didn't startle you, did I?
**[03:58] ---**
The missing piece of Spartokos' puzzle...
**[03:58] ---**
Woman... Woman...
The missing piece of Spartokos' puzzle...
**[03:59] ---**
Woman
**[04:00] ---**
Feeling comfortable around women!
**[04:01] ---**
Not at all! I apologize for such a pathetic display...
Feeling comfortable around women!
**[04:02] ---**
Not at all! I apologize for such a pathetic display...
That's all he needs!
**[04:04] ---**
Ahem!
**[04:06] ---**
Spartokos-kun, got a sec?
**[04:09] ---**
So, listen... What do you
think of Mitchie-kun?
**[04:13] ---**
I-I'm afraid I don't understand...
**[04:16] ---**
Between you and me...
**[04:17] ---**
Mitchie's known for being a connoisseur
of guys with huge, rippling muscles.
**[04:22] ---**
And with an enticing physique like yours,
**[04:26] ---**
I think it's safe to say that you'd
have no problem winning her over...
**[04:30] ---**
Wha-?!
**[04:30] ---**
What are you implying?!
**[04:32] ---**
Let me be frank: You aren't
able to beat Lisa...
**[04:36] ---**
...because you're far too susceptible
to the charms of the opposite sex!
**[04:40] ---**
Wha-?!
**[04:41] ---**
What did you just say?!
**[04:44] ---**
Your obsession with remaining abstinent
for Lisa's sake is a disadvantage.
**[04:47] ---**
Your eyes wander across her body during battle,
destroying your ability to concentrate!
**[04:52] ---**
That's why you need to build up
more experience with women!
**[04:57] ---**
What exactly are you
suggesting I do, Sir Peter?!
**[05:00] ---**
You would have me surrender my virginity
to a woman other than Lady Lisa?!
**[05:05] ---**
I-I mean, think about it...
**[05:06] ---**
Whenever Mitchie was around...
**[05:08] ---**
Spending time with her gave you
butterflies in your stomach, didn't it?
**[05:13] ---**
W-Well, I...!
**[05:15] ---**
Nevertheless, I-I have devoted
my entire life to Lady Lisa!
**[05:18] ---**
I have sacrificed every
waking moment for her!
**[05:21] ---**
Exactly!
**[05:22] ---**
That way of thinking isn't healthy!
**[05:24] ---**
You're depriving yourself of other possibilities because
**[05:28] ---**
you're way too focused on chasing after this one woman.
**[05:31] ---**
And that is connected
directly to your weaknesses!
**[05:34] ---**
B-But...!
**[05:36] ---**
Spartokos-san!
**[05:39] ---**
Lady Mitchie?!
**[05:40] ---**
Nice!
Lady Mitchie?!
**[05:41] ---**
Were you listening this whole time?!
**[05:44] ---**
You care deeply for Lisa-san,
and I'm fully aware of that.
**[05:50] ---**
However...!
**[05:51] ---**
I, too... perhaps just as deeply...
**[05:55] ---**
...feel the same way about you!
**[06:03] ---**
Lady Mitchie...
**[06:04] ---**
Sir Spartokos...
**[06:06] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
**[06:07] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
Lady Mitchie...
**[06:08] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
Sir Spartokos...
**[06:09] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
**[06:10] ---**
Looks like the walls surrounding that
innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
Lady Mitchie...
**[06:10] ---**
All he needed was a little push.
Lady Mitchie...
**[06:11] ---**
All he needed was a little push.
Sir Spartokos...
**[06:13] ---**
I have nothing left to teach you.
**[06:16] ---**
Fare thee well.
**[06:16] ---**
Lady Mitchie...
Fare thee well.
**[06:18] ---**
S-Sir Peter...?
**[06:34] ---**
For some strange reason,
**[06:35] ---**
I feel as though a burden
has been lifted from my shoulders.
**[06:38] ---**
Yup, you're a changed man.
**[06:41] ---**
Totally different than the
person you were yesterday.
**[06:44] ---**
And that power coursing through your veins...
**[06:46] ---**
It should be more than enough
to defeat Lisa Alpacas!
**[06:50] ---**
C'mon!
**[06:51] ---**
Let's go request another rematch right now!
**[06:54] ---**
Sir Peter...
**[06:56] ---**
I must admit, it was exactly as you said.
**[06:58] ---**
By pouring my time and effort into
the pursuit of a particular woman,
**[07:01] ---**
I had lost sight of the
path to true happiness.
**[07:05] ---**
What...?
**[07:06] ---**
Tokos~!
**[07:08] ---**
Oh, Mitchie!
**[07:11] ---**
Here, you forgot your lunch!
**[07:13] ---**
How thoughtful of you!
**[07:14] ---**
Eat this, and tonight you'll
have more muscles, muscles!
**[07:17] ---**
Muscles, muscles!
**[07:19] ---**
Uh, hello...?
**[07:19] ---**
What about your rematch with Lisa...?
**[07:22] ---**
Oh, Lady Lisa?
**[07:23] ---**
Yeah, Lisa!
**[07:26] ---**
That's all water under the bridge now.
**[07:30] ---**
Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
**[07:32] ---**
Goddammit...!
Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
**[07:33] ---**
Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
**[07:33] ---**
I suppose so...
**[07:33] ---**
The guy gave up as soon as he got a girlfriend!
I suppose so...
**[07:35] ---**
The guy gave up as soon
as he got a girlfriend!
**[07:37] ---**
I could've sworn everything was
going according to plan...!
**[07:41] ---**
What a relief...
**[07:42] ---**
It would appear that he's finally
found a suitable partner.
**[07:46] ---**
Lisa?!
**[07:48] ---**
Muscles!
**[07:49] ---**
Despite his sentimental nature,
that man is the best our army has to offer.
Muscles!
**[07:49] ---**
Despite his sentimental nature,
that man is the best our army has to offer.
Muscles?
**[07:50] ---**
Despite his sentimental nature,
that man is the best our army has to offer.
Muscles, muscles!
**[07:52] ---**
Despite his sentimental nature,
that man is the best our army has to offer.
Muscles! Muscles!
**[07:52] ---**
Muscles! Muscles!
**[07:53] ---**
He's a top-notch soldier
and a capable leader.
**[07:54] ---**
I expect that this situation will dispel
any doubts and encourage success.
**[07:59] ---**
I owe you a debt of gratitude for your
assistance with this matter, Peter Grill.
**[08:05] ---**
"The path to happiness..."
**[08:07] ---**
I couldn't have said it better myself.
**[08:10] ---**
Have you considered giving any thought to it?
**[08:14] ---**
Huh?
**[08:15] ---**
What does "true happiness" mean to you?
**[08:22] ---**
Marrying that naïve, oblivious Luvellia?
**[08:25] ---**
Getting stuck with that senile old
Albatross as your father-in-law?
**[08:29] ---**
Be honest.
**[08:30] ---**
Is that what you'd call "true happiness"?
**[08:33] ---**
W-Well, I...
**[08:34] ---**
If you were serious about our relationship...
**[08:38] ---**
...there's a possibility that you could
become the king of an entire nation.
**[08:43] ---**
What'd she just say...?!
**[08:45] ---**
Think it over carefully.
**[08:47] ---**
Which path is it you seek?
**[08:50] ---**
Where does your true happiness lie?
**[08:57] ---**
"True happiness..."
**[08:59] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[09:09] ---**
That's right...
**[09:10] ---**
I already told myself that
I'm done being indecisive!
**[09:14] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[09:16] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[09:18] ---**
My mind is made up...
**[09:20] ---**
I know that this is my path to happiness!
**[09:24] ---**
Peter-kun!
**[09:25] ---**
Luvellia-senpai!
**[09:26] ---**
Where have you been?!
**[09:28] ---**
Please, you have to come with me!
**[09:30] ---**
It's the Goblins!
**[09:31] ---**
Huh?
**[09:32] ---**
N-No way...!
**[09:33] ---**
The Goblin Invasion is finally upon us!
**[09:37] ---**
A feeding frenzy of despicable creatures called
Goblins who devour every man in sight...!
**[09:43] ---**
We've already received numerous requests
for backup from villages across the area!
**[09:48] ---**
A mass outbreak of Goblins...
**[09:49] ---**
If we don't nip this in the bud,
the effects could be catastrophic.
**[09:52] ---**
I just hope we make it in time...
**[09:57] ---**
Look out, Luvellia-senpai!
**[09:59] ---**
I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
outside of our Guild duties.
**[10:04] ---**
Just the two of us...
**[10:06] ---**
I'll protect you!
**[10:09] ---**
No matter what happens, I'll keep you safe!
**[10:12] ---**
Same here. I have faith in you!
**[10:16] ---**
When this mission is over,
it's just you and me.
**[10:19] ---**
I can't wait to go on vacation together!
**[10:23] ---**
Agape!
**[10:25] ---**
Meet Agape Jr.!
**[10:26] ---**
91 points!
**[10:28] ---**
What is this, amateur hour?!
**[10:30] ---**
I knew it...
**[10:31] ---**
A woman admired by Sir Peter
isn't to be trifled with!
**[10:34] ---**
Don't be silly.
**[10:35] ---**
Our record still stands at over 100 points!
**[10:39] ---**
Losing to Albatross' foolish
daughter is NOT an option!
**[10:43] ---**
Peter Grill, regardless of which
path you choose to take...
**[10:49] ---**
...those precious juices
of yours belong to me!
**[10:54] ---**
It started out as a simple crush
**[10:57] ---**
Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
**[11:00] ---**
Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:02] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:06] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
**[11:08] ---**
So long time, by my side for all eternity
**[11:11] ---**
Beaten down by our daily struggles
**[11:14] ---**
Or soaked by a storm of rage;
**[11:17] ---**
If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
**[11:20] ---**
To be the umbrella that shields you
**[11:22] ---**
It's not so cold... I'm by your side
**[11:25] ---**
That's good enough for me
**[11:28] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:31] ---**
That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
**[11:34] ---**
I could search the whole world over
**[11:37] ---**
And find no one like you
**[11:39] ---**
You're my rock, my strength
**[11:42] ---**
Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
**[11:46] ---**
No matter how much it may hurt,
**[11:48] ---**
I pledge my life to protecting you
**[11:54] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill...
**[11:58] ---**
An Elite Squad of Hobgoblins
"The Three Stars of Hell"
**[12:01] ---**
Looks like it's our turn next...!
**[12:07] ---**
Wait for me...
**[12:09] ---**
Big Brother.
**[12:11] ---**