Season 1

E1 - Peter Grill and the Ogre Sisters
E2 - Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law
E3 - Peter Grill and Relationships with Elves
E4 - Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
E5 - Peter Grill and a Blind Date with an Orc
E6 - Peter Grill and the Orc's True Character
E7 - Peter Grill and the Battle of the Fates
E8 - Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
E9 - Peter Grill and the Treaty's Aftermath
E10 - Peter Grill and the Angry Megaton Axe
E11 - Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
E12 - Peter Grill and the Warrior that Shouted Love

E1 - Peter Grill and the Ogre Sisters

E2 - Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law

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[00:08] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[00:14] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
[00:21] ---
    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
[00:24] ---
    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
[00:27] ---
    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
[00:33] ---
    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
[00:37] ---
    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
[00:40] ---
    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
[00:43] ---
    I suffocate under its weight
[00:48] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[00:51] ---
    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
[00:54] ---
    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
[00:57] ---
    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
[01:01] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
[01:04] ---
    Full of regret and powerless to change,
[01:07] ---
    I feel my heart being torn apart
[01:10] ---
    on this night of endless shame and despair
[01:20] ---
    Why can't I get my act together?
[01:26] ---
    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
[01:32] ---
    I know that voice...!
[01:35] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...
[01:37] ---
    Wha?
[01:43] ---
    Perfect!
[01:44] ---
    Lay low in here for a while.
[01:45] ---
    What is the MEANING of this?!
[01:47] ---
    Yeah!
[01:48] ---
    Is this how you treat people
    after gettin' your pickle licked?!
[01:50] ---
    Keep your mouth shut, I'm BEGGING you!
[01:52] ---
    Senpai...!
[01:56] ---
    Episode 2: Peter Grill and
    the Future Father-in-Law
[02:01] ---
    Good morning, Luvellia-senpai...
[02:05] ---
    Peter-kun!
[02:07] ---
    Wait... Wh-what's wrong?!
[02:09] ---
    You're sweating up a storm!
[02:11] ---
    A-about that...
[02:13] ---
    TRAINING!
[02:15] ---
    Yup, I was in the middle
    of my training routine!
[02:17] ---
    Oh...?
[02:21] ---
    I'd expect nothing less.
[02:23] ---
    Maintaining a strict regimen
[02:24] ---
    rather than allowing
    your accomplishments to inflate your ego...
[02:27] ---
    This is exactly why you are suited
    to become my husband.
[02:33] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...?
[02:36] ---
    There's a reason I've come to see you.
[02:38] ---
    When we return to Guild Headquarters today...
[02:41] ---
    I plan on informing my
    father of our engagement.
[02:47] ---
    You'll lend me your support, won't you?
[02:51] ---
    O-of course!
[02:53] ---
    After all, you're the only
    woman I've got eyes for!
[02:58] ---
    That's right...
[02:59] ---
    I entered the tournament for a chance
    to earn her hand in marriage.
[03:03] ---
    Getting the green light from the Guildmaster
    would be a perfect ending to our story...!
[03:08] ---
    Denied.
[03:10] ---
    But Father...!
[03:12] ---
    You were so enthusiastic
    about the idea of the
[03:14] ---
    Grand Fighting Tournament Champion
    becoming your son-in-law!
[03:18] ---
    Peter Grill...
[03:20] ---
    Attempting to deceive my daughter, are you?!
[03:22] ---
    YOUR DEATH SHALL BE SWIFT!
[03:24] ---
    Father!
[03:25] ---
    If you cannot accept the
    reality of our relationship,
[03:28] ---
    I am prepared to cut ties with you
    and move away from home!
[03:38] ---
    Ridiculous...!
[03:39] ---
    A life without my precious Luvellia...?!
[03:43] ---
    I have come to this
    decision of my own accord.
[03:48] ---
    He's done for...
[03:50] ---
    Given the circumstances,
[03:51] ---
    it appears I've been left with no choice
    but to grant you my blessing...
[03:56] ---
    Mark my words, Peter Grill...
[03:58] ---
    You will RUE this day!
[04:01] ---
    You impudent, conniving...!
[04:04] ---
    Let it be known:
[04:05] ---
    The Guild hereby recognizes the engagement
    between Peter Grill and Lady Luvellia!
[04:09] ---
    Make preparations for a feast in their honor,
    and to celebrate our triumph in the tournament!
[04:20] ---
    Honestly, I'm surprised you managed
    to convince the Guildmaster...
[04:24] ---
    To tell you the truth, I was quite nervous.
[04:27] ---
    You've seen for yourself how
    ruthless my father can be.
[04:31] ---
    But...
[04:32] ---
    Perhaps it was my faith in you that gave
    me the strength to confront him.
[04:36] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...
[04:39] ---
    The fact that she trusts me so deeply...
[04:48] ---
    The guilt is eating me alive...
[05:00] ---
    If word got out about my
    fling with the Ogre sisters,
[05:04] ---
    the Guildmaster would wring my neck...
[05:06] ---
    And if Luvellia-senpai somehow found out...!
[05:08] ---
    Oh, Senpai!
[05:12] ---
    It's kinda late, but we wanna sincerely congratulate
    you on goin' public with your engagement!
[05:17] ---
    Rest assured, we shall cheer
    you on from the sidelines.
[05:21] ---
    You guys...
[05:24] ---
    I get it...
[05:25] ---
    They must've had a change of heart...
[05:28] ---
    On that note, Senpai...
[05:29] ---
    I was hopin' to get a big ol' batch
    of baby batter again tonight...
[05:32] ---
    Y'mind if we bump uglies right here?
[05:35] ---
    WHO IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T MIND?!
[05:36] ---
    Look... You heard the news, right?
[05:39] ---
    I'm officially engaged
    to Luvellia-senpai now...
[05:41] ---
    This poses no risk to our objective.
[05:43] ---
    We merely wish to conceive a child
    with the world's strongest warrior.
[05:46] ---
    A relationship born of convenience and
    devoid of affection is more than adequate.
[05:50] ---
    They're insane...!
[05:52] ---
    Oopsie!
[06:00] ---
    Let's make a deal, Peter Grill...
[06:05] ---
    We promise never to disclose
    this little arrangement of ours.
[06:08] ---
    In return, you shall continue to
    supply us with your sweet seed
[06:13] ---
    until we've sucessfully become
    pregnant... at the least!
[06:22] ---
    Those footsteps...
[06:25] ---
    Luvellia-senpai?!
[06:28] ---
    There's no time to put on pants!
[06:30] ---
    What's my next move...?!
[06:32] ---
    Over there!
[06:35] ---
    Just a little farther...!
[06:46] ---
    Peter-kun?
[06:47] ---
    S-Senpai!
[06:49] ---
    That sure was quick...
[06:50] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:52] ---
    My father was having another
    one of his outbursts.
[06:56] ---
    When the Guildmaster gets angry,
    you're just about the only one who can calm him down.
[07:05] ---
    Peter Grill...
[07:08] ---
    I wish to speak with Luvellia.
    Lend me your seat, won't you?
[07:13] ---
    W-well, I...
[07:15] ---
    Dammit!
[07:17] ---
    I was totally unprepared for
    something like this to happen...
[07:20] ---
    Giving up my seat is the obvious answer.
[07:22] ---
    HOWEVER...!
[07:23] ---
    They'd catch sight of the
    naked Ogre sisters...
[07:26] ---
    And besides...
[07:28] ---
    Everyone would realize that my junk's been
    flappin' in the wind this whole time...!
[07:35] ---
    Father! I shall accompany
    you somewhere private...
[07:37] ---
    Nonsense! Stay right where you are.
[07:40] ---
    Perhaps you didn't hear me, Peter-kun...
[07:45] ---
    Wh-what now...?!
[07:47] ---
    What am I supposed to do?!
[07:49] ---
    There's gotta be some
    way out of this, right?!
[07:53] ---
    Th-that...
[07:55] ---
    I cannot do!
[07:56] ---
    Oh...?
[07:57] ---
    Run that by me again.
[08:00] ---
    Did you just refuse an order?
[08:04] ---
    I have no intention of giving up
    my place at Senpai's side...
[08:08] ---
    Consider this proof of my commitment to her!
[08:11] ---
    P-Peter-kun?!
[08:16] ---
    Insolent brat!
[08:17] ---
    Trying to sway my darling Luvellia
    with your empty words again, are you?!
[08:21] ---
    A-am I busted?!
[08:24] ---
    Father...!
[08:28] ---
    Guess what, Papa?
[08:30] ---
    When I get bigger, I'm gonna be your wife!
[08:34] ---
    If you cannot accept our relationship,
[08:35] ---
    I am prepared to cut ties with you
    and move away from home!
[08:42] ---
    How loathsome!
[08:45] ---
    I require more alcohol to
    endure this wretched party...
[08:47] ---
    D-did he take the bait...?
[08:49] ---
    Peter-kun.
[08:53] ---
    Thank you...
[08:56] ---
    I've never had anyone stand up to
    my father like that before.
[09:00] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...
[09:04] ---
    This merely reinforces my belief that you're the
    only man fit to become my husband.
[09:10] ---
    R-Right!
[09:12] ---
    I feel the same way...
[09:14] ---
    Boop!
[09:18] ---
    What's the matter, Peter-kun?
[09:20] ---
    You're the only one for
    me, Luvellia-senpai...
[09:27] ---
    Father's lost his temper again...!
[09:29] ---
    My apologies, Peter-kun.
[09:31] ---
    I have to go!
[09:32] ---
    O-of course.
[09:32] ---
    Be careful!
[09:37] ---
    That was close...!
[09:39] ---
    Peekaboo!
[09:41] ---
    It looks like that pesky
    distraction is finally gone...
[09:44] ---
    H-hey! Quit stickin' your
    head out of my crotch!
[09:46] ---
    Now then, let us continue.
[09:48] ---
    C'mon...
[09:49] ---
    You heard what I said back there, right?
[09:51] ---
    Luvellia-senpai is the one
    and only woman I love!
[09:54] ---
    You're crazy if you think I'll make
    another mistake with the two of you!
[09:57] ---
    Oh...?
[09:58] ---
    You might claim to have an iron will,
    but your downstairs brain suggests otherwise.
[10:02] ---
    N-no!
[10:03] ---
    A physiological response like
    this has nothing to do with
[10:07] ---
    How long 'til you start
    singin' a different tune?
[10:11] ---
    I can't wait to find out... Senpai.
[10:30] ---
    Luvellia-senpai has faith
    in me, of all people...
[10:35] ---
    And yet...
[10:38] ---
    I made the same damn mistake...!
[10:45] ---
    Why are people only capable of rational
    thought AFTER they've already screwed up...?
[10:52] ---
    It started out as a simple crush
[10:55] ---
    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
[10:58] ---
    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
[11:00] ---
    This is my sincerest wish:
[11:04] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:06] ---
    So long time, by my side for all eternity
[11:09] ---
    Beaten down by our daily struggles
[11:12] ---
    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
[11:15] ---
    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
[11:18] ---
    To be the umbrella that shields you
[11:20] ---
    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
[11:23] ---
    That's good enough for me
[11:26] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:29] ---
    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
[11:32] ---
    I could search the whole world over
[11:35] ---
    And find no one like you
[11:37] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:40] ---
    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
[11:44] ---
    No matter how much it may hurt,
[11:46] ---
    I pledge my life to protecting you
[11:56] ---
    I found you... Peter Grill.
[12:01] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    Congrats on going public
    with your engagement!
[12:06] ---
    Luvellia-san, too.
[12:07] ---
    Episode 3: Peter Grill and
    Relationships with Elves
[12:07] ---
    She must be happy as a
    clam right about now, eh?

E3 - Peter Grill and Relationships with Elves

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[00:06] ---
    Peter-kun...
[00:08] ---
    At long last, I understand
    where babies come from.
[00:13] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...
[00:15] ---
    I'm glad to hear you've finally
    taken my explanation to heart.
[00:21] ---
    Now, if we're to have a child...
[00:24] ---
    Let us embark upon this journey together...
[00:28] ---
    Peter-kun.
[00:32] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...
[00:39] ---
    You're dead meat...
[00:41] ---
    A-a ghost...?!
[00:55] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
[01:02] ---
    Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
[01:08] ---
    Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
[01:12] ---
    Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
[01:15] ---
    Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
[01:21] ---
    Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
[01:24] ---
    Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
[01:28] ---
    Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
[01:31] ---
    Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
[01:35] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
    itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
[01:39] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
    itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
[01:42] ---
    Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
    menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
[01:45] ---
    Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
    menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
[01:48] ---
    Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
[01:51] ---
    Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
[01:55] ---
    Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
    zange to yuuutsu no yoru
[01:58] ---
    Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
    zange to yuuutsu no yoru
[02:08] ---
    Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
[02:14] ---
    Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
[02:20] ---
    Wait... you're a thief, aren't you?!
[02:21] ---
    Episode 3: Peter Grill and
    Relationships with Elves
[02:23] ---
    Don't put up a fight, you bastard!
[02:25] ---
    C'mere! There's nowhere to run!
[02:27] ---
    What are you doing, you cretin?!
[02:29] ---
    Everything would be fine
    if you had stayed asleep!
[02:31] ---
    Why, you...!
[02:32] ---
    Good ol' Peter sure is rowdy tonight...
[02:35] ---
    He drinkin' in his room or somethin'?
[02:37] ---
    Yo, knock-knock!
[02:39] ---
    What're you fussin' around
    in the dark for...?
[02:55] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] ---
    A-A girl...?
[03:03] ---
    Release me, you imbecile!
[03:07] ---
    No need to worry!
[03:08] ---
    I'll take this whole thing to the grave.
[03:11] ---
    "Tim Robinson withdraws coolly."
[03:13] ---
    N-No, this isn't what it looks like!
[03:15] ---
    Wait a minute, Tim-kun!
[03:16] ---
    Let me explain...!
[03:18] ---
    Tim-kun...!
[03:18] ---
    Cheatin' on her, eh?
    Tim-kun...!
[03:19] ---
    Tim-kun...!
[03:20] ---
    The dude's got balls of steel...
    Tim-kun...!
[03:20] ---
    The dude's got balls of steel...
[03:25] ---
    Given the situation,
[03:26] ---
    I suppose I'll have to do
    this the old-fashioned way...
[03:30] ---
    My name is Vegan Eldoriel.
[03:32] ---
    I have traveled here as the designated
[03:34] ---
    goodwill ambassador from the land of my brethren.
[03:38] ---
    Elf...
[03:40] ---
    Demi-human...
[03:42] ---
    Female...
[03:44] ---
    Not sure why...
[03:45] ---
    But I've got a VERY bad feeling about this...
[03:47] ---
    Don't tell me she's got the same idea
    as those crazy Ogre sisters...!
[03:52] ---
    As for the reason I've traveled here today...
[03:58] ---
    I have come to acquire the
    nectar of your nethers!
[04:01] ---
    Goddammit!
[04:03] ---
    At this point I'm afraid to ask...
[04:05] ---
    But why ME, exactly...?
[04:08] ---
    A good question, indeed!
[04:09] ---
    Why would us members of the proud Elven race
[04:12] ---
    require the seed of an inferior Human such as yourself?
[04:16] ---
    The answer, of course, is none other than to save
    our beloved village from total annihilation!
[04:20] ---
    A humiliating subject though it may be,
[04:22] ---
    our nation has continually failed to yield sufficient
    results at the Grand Fighting Tournament,
[04:26] ---
    an event that celebrates combat prowess!
[04:29] ---
    We're the object of ridicule amongst neighboring
    countries who terrorize us with acts of aggression,
[04:33] ---
    and our international reputation
    is slowly deteriorating...
[04:36] ---
    Despite taking various countermeasures,
[04:39] ---
    Elves are a physically weak species.
[04:42] ---
    History proves that we aren't
    suited for military conquest.
[04:46] ---
    Therein lies MY role!
[04:47] ---
    The Council has chosen to adopt a
    resolution stating that we shall aim
[04:50] ---
    to obtain an optimal genetic
    specimen from an outside source!
[04:54] ---
    And as the designated goodwill ambassador,
[04:58] ---
    I have been tasked with the responsibility
    of bringing back your juices!
[05:01] ---
    Now, with that being said, Peter Grill...
[05:05] ---
    Y-You are welcome to play with me...
[05:11] ---
    As much as you'd like.
[05:13] ---
    Why are these demi-human types completely
    incapable of considering MY point of view?!
[05:17] ---
    Is breeding the only thing they care about?!
[05:19] ---
    Look, to be honest with you...
[05:21] ---
    I don't necessarily mind being
    approached by cute girls.
[05:27] ---
    Of course not! I mean, who would?!
[05:29] ---
    However...!
[05:30] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:31] ---
    While I appreciate the offer,
    I must respectfully decline!
[05:35] ---
    What...?!
[05:37] ---
    Impossible!
[05:39] ---
    Are you saying a plebeian Human
    like you would let the chance
[05:42] ---
    to mate with a member of the
    noble Elven race such as I go to waste?!
[05:44] ---
    The superiority complex
    is strong with this one...
[05:46] ---
    Pretty typical comin' from an Elf...
[05:49] ---
    Then I shall squeeze every
    last drop out of you by force!
[05:52] ---
    Not happening! Just take a look for yourself!
[05:59] ---
    H-How dare you?!
[06:01] ---
    It can't be...
[06:02] ---
    Does my sublime body not arouse
    that ugly meatstick of yours?!
[06:07] ---
    How come?!
[06:08] ---
    Why don't you have an erection?!
[06:11] ---
    As long as my heart belongs to another,
[06:13] ---
    the blood in my veins shall refrain
    from flowing to my spongy tissues!
[06:19] ---
    No way...
[06:21] ---
    Impotent moron!
[06:22] ---
    How am I supposed to fulfill my
    duties as an ambassador now?!
[06:27] ---
    In that case...
[06:29] ---
    You've left me no choice but
    to utilize my secret weapon!
[06:31] ---
    Huh?
[06:44] ---
    H-hold on!
[06:45] ---
    What are you doing?!
[06:48] ---
    Go!
[06:51] ---
    Wh-What's with this light...?!
[06:55] ---
    A magic spell?!
[06:56] ---
    The hell'd you do to my crotch?!
[06:59] ---
    It's far too late for
    apologies, you imbecile!
[07:02] ---
    The curse I placed upon you is a powerful
    type of forbidden sorcery
[07:07] ---
    that's been carefully sealed
    away in my homeland for generations!
[07:11] ---
    F-forbidden sorcery?!
[07:13] ---
    Peter Grill.
[07:15] ---
    Allow me to share with you a prediction:
[07:18] ---
    Tomorrow night,
    you shall appear before me and drop to your knees,
[07:21] ---
    pleading for mercy in a pitiful voice!
[07:25] ---
    "Please, I'll do anything for
    you to sample my man goo!
[07:28] ---
    I'm begging you, please let me bang you!"
[07:32] ---
    That was oddly specific, don't you think?!
[07:34] ---
    Until we meet again...
[07:35] ---
    Fare thee well!
[07:37] ---
    H-Hey, wait!
[07:42] ---
    Well, the light died out...
    My junk looks normal, too...
[07:45] ---
    And besides, I've never heard of a spell used
    to mess with a man's dangly bits...
[07:50] ---
    That's just silly.
[07:51] ---
    She's bluffing, that's all!
[07:55] ---
    Now then, it's time to get
    ready for today's hunt.
[07:58] ---
    I'm itchin' for some action!
[08:06] ---
    According to the villagers,
    the creature supposedly emerges around dusk...
[08:10] ---
    Isn't that right?
[08:15] ---
    Lady Luvellia.
[08:16] ---
    Nighttime is nearly upon us.
[08:18] ---
    We'll be in grave danger should the sun set
    before we're able to locate the creature's lair.
[08:23] ---
    Perhaps we ought to wait for the
    combat unit to arrive and try again
[08:27] ---
    What's wrong?!
[08:28] ---
    L-Lady Luvellia!
[08:29] ---
    The ground...!
[08:34] ---
    Th-This is...!
[08:47] ---
    Peter-san!
[08:48] ---
    Terrible news!
[08:49] ---
    It's Lady Luvellia...!
[08:52] ---
    If you're looking for Senpai,
[08:53] ---
    she should've already left for the hot
    springs area as part of the vanguard.
[08:56] ---
    I'm headed out now, myself.
[08:57] ---
    I just received word from our messenger that
    she's been ambushed by the creature...
[09:02] ---
    Based on our intel, this is
    the creature who attacked her:
[09:05] ---
    The Great Worm Goblin!
[09:08] ---
    Huh?
[09:09] ---
    Oh, my mistake.
[09:11] ---
    Here it is!
[09:12] ---
    S-Seriously...?!
[09:16] ---
    They say it wreaks havoc across the village at sunset,
    devouring the men and defiling the women!
[09:29] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...!
[09:32] ---
    Oh, Senpai!
[09:42] ---
    Accursed demon...!
[09:44] ---
    Lady Luvellia, it's too risky!
[09:46] ---
    I shall act as a shield.
[09:47] ---
    Escape while the creature is distracted!
[09:53] ---
    I am a knight...
[09:55] ---
    I cannot in good conscience surrender now!
[10:14] ---
    Let go, you fiend!
[10:25] ---
    Lady Luvellia...!
[10:37] ---
    It's no use...
[10:39] ---
    We can't win!
[10:55] ---
    Save me...
[10:57] ---
    Save me...
[10:58] ---
    Peter-kun!
[11:01] ---
    Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
[11:03] ---
    Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
[11:06] ---
    Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
[11:09] ---
    Korekara wa onegai sa
[11:12] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:14] ---
    So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
[11:18] ---
    Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
[11:21] ---
    Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
[11:24] ---
    Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
[11:26] ---
    Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
[11:29] ---
    Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
[11:32] ---
    Tada soredake de
[11:34] ---
    Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
[11:37] ---
    Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
[11:41] ---
    Sekaijuu sagashitemo
[11:43] ---
    Kawari nante inai
[11:46] ---
    Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
[11:49] ---
    Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
[11:53] ---
    Donna ni kizutsuitemo
[11:55] ---
    Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
[12:00] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    Rumor has it, you set out on a
    dangerous hunting mission...
[12:06] ---
    Betcha no monster can hold a candle
    to the strongest warrior alive!
[12:08] ---
    Episode 4: Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette

E4 - Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette

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[00:07] ---
    It's no use...
[00:10] ---
    We can't win!
[00:24] ---
    Save me...!
[00:34] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[00:41] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
[00:47] ---
    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
[00:50] ---
    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
[00:54] ---
    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
[01:00] ---
    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
[01:03] ---
    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
[01:06] ---
    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
[01:10] ---
    I suffocate under its weight
[01:14] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[01:17] ---
    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
[01:21] ---
    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
[01:24] ---
    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
[01:27] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
[01:30] ---
    Full of regret and powerless to change,
[01:34] ---
    I feel my heart being torn apart
[01:37] ---
    on this night of endless shame and despair
[01:46] ---
    Why can't I get my act together?
[01:53] ---
    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
[01:58] ---
    Episode 4: Peter Grill and Bathing Etiquette
[02:03] ---
    Luvellia-senpai!
[02:06] ---
    Save me...
[02:09] ---
    Save me...
[02:10] ---
    Peter-kun!
[02:33] ---
    It's pure evil...!
[02:34] ---
    Can Peter-san handle that
    creature all on his own...?
[02:37] ---
    Of course!
[02:38] ---
    He'll be fine. Don't worry.
[02:45] ---
    How dare you lay a hand...
[02:48] ---
    ON LUVELLIA-SENPAI?!
[02:51] ---
    The man you see before you is the
    strongest warrior on the planet.
[03:12] ---
    Hell yeah!
[03:14] ---
    Incredible...
[03:15] ---
    He totally kicked that thing's ass!
[03:17] ---
    Whoa, talk about awesome!
[03:20] ---
    No one stands a chance against Senpai!
[03:22] ---
    We're lookin' at the strongest
    man alive, Big Sis!
[03:24] ---
    Yes... Right you are, Mimi.
[03:26] ---
    This merely reaffirms our mission to incorporate his
[03:29] ---
    genetic superiority into our bloodline at any cost.
[03:31] ---
    Aren'tcha glad we hightailed it to the Warriors Guild as soon
[03:33] ---
    as we caught wind of him?!
[03:36] ---
    Witnessing such extraordinary
    combat prowess...
[03:40] ---
    Horny
[03:41] ---
    Makes me wet!
[03:42] ---
    Same!
[03:46] ---
    Are you hurt?
[03:47] ---
    Thank you, Peter-kun.
[03:50] ---
    This serves as proof...
[03:53] ---
    That I'd be completely lost without you.
[03:56] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...
[04:00] ---
    Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!
[04:05] ---
    Peter Grill! Peter Grill! Peter Grill!
[04:11] ---
    Well, this is... awkward.
[04:21] ---
    Fortunately, Luvellia-senpai
    suffered only minor injuries.
[04:24] ---
    And the local townspeople were grateful
    to us for ridding them of the creature, too.
[04:29] ---
    So then... why?!
[04:33] ---
    What's with this raging boner?!
[04:36] ---
    Leftover adrenaline from the battle, maybe?
[04:38] ---
    No, it's been several hours. There's no way!
[04:42] ---
    And in the aftermath...
[04:46] ---
    Check it out!
[04:46] ---
    The dude rescued an entire village
    and yet he's still so humble!
[04:50] ---
    Of course.
[04:51] ---
    Real heroes don't walk around
    actin' all high and mighty.
[04:55] ---
    Wait a minute...
[04:58] ---
    Could it have something to do with
    the spell that Elf cast on me...?
[05:01] ---
    Right on the money!
[05:09] ---
    Y-you?!
[05:11] ---
    It appears you've grown since
    we last met, Peter Grill.
[05:19] ---
    Let me guess:
    You're beginning to regret your foolish decision
[05:23] ---
    to refuse an arrangement with the
    exquisite Vegan Eldoriel, aren't you?
[05:27] ---
    So the reason I've been
    pitchin' a tent is...?
[05:29] ---
    Precisely, a forbidden curse passed
    down amongst my brethren:
[05:33] ---
    "The Eternal Erection."
[05:34] ---
    Subjects upon whom the curse is cast experience
[05:37] ---
    a sense of insatiable arousal in their nether regions.
[05:40] ---
    Before long, this causes damage
    to the penile tissues...
[05:43] ---
    Resulting in the permanent
    inability to pop a pocket rocket!
[05:46] ---
    WHAAAT?!
[05:48] ---
    Losing a major function of your manhood
    and turning into a dusty old geezer
[05:51] ---
    at such a young age sounds
    awfully miserable...
[05:58] ---
    Please, not that! Anything but that!
[06:00] ---
    I'm begging you!
[06:03] ---
    Come again?
[06:04] ---
    You'll have to speak up.
[06:06] ---
    I couldn't quite hear you...
[06:08] ---
    Please!
[06:10] ---
    Please break the curse!
[06:16] ---
    DAMN ELF...!
[06:19] ---
    Very well. Calm down!
[06:21] ---
    If you insist, I shall break the curse.
[06:23] ---
    However...
[06:24] ---
    Once this type of magic has been cast,
    there's only one way to reverse its effects.
[06:29] ---
    To put it simply...
[06:31] ---
    You must deposit your juices...
[06:33] ---
    Right here!
[06:36] ---
    Spilling your sweet gravy inside
    of me is the only option.
[06:40] ---
    Wha-?!
[06:43] ---
    You can't possibly expect me to do that!
[06:45] ---
    Luvellia-senpai is the only woman for me!
[06:47] ---
    Peter-kun...
[06:48] ---
    Luvellia-senpai?
[06:49] ---
    So it WAS you.
[06:51] ---
    I thought I heard a familiar voice.
[06:55] ---
    This hot spring is wonderful, isn't it?
[06:58] ---
    And the water is so soothing...
[07:00] ---
    I can feel my cuts and
    bruises healing as we speak.
[07:02] ---
    By the way, Peter-kun...
[07:04] ---
    Have you heard the legends
    surrounding this resort?
[07:07] ---
    Huh?! Wh-what are you talking about?!
[07:10] ---
    The village itself is famous
    for its hot springs.
[07:13] ---
    However, this particular spring is unique.
[07:17] ---
    It flows from a special source and is
    said to have a rather fascinating effect.
[07:20] ---
    According to the rumors,
[07:22] ---
    those who soak themselves in these mysterious
    waters shall be blessed with children...
[07:27] ---
    So, um...
[07:29] ---
    What do you think?
[07:30] ---
    You could join me...
[07:32] ---
    And we...
[07:34] ---
    We could test out the effects
    of the hot spring together...
[07:39] ---
    S-SAY WHAT?!
[07:42] ---
    Am I dreaming?! Hallucinating?!
[07:43] ---
    Senpai...
[07:44] ---
    SHE'S... asking ME?
[07:47] ---
    I never thought I'd see the day...!
[07:51] ---
    This is...
[07:53] ---
    In the past two years,
[07:54] ---
    we haven't progressed towards any sort of
    physical intimacy other than holding hands.
[07:57] ---
    This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance
    to take things to the next level!
[08:01] ---
    There's just one problem...
[08:03] ---
    My crown jewels are practically
    on the verge of exploding!
[08:11] ---
    So, what will you choose?
[08:13] ---
    The suspense is killing me...
[08:15] ---
    I absolutely CANNOT afford
    to waste this opportunity...!
[08:19] ---
    But...
[08:21] ---
    But...!
[08:26] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...
[08:27] ---
    I...
[08:28] ---
    I...!
[08:31] ---
    Forgive me!
[08:33] ---
    I'm afraid I can't...
[08:38] ---
    Now isn't a good time...
[08:41] ---
    O-Oh...
[08:43] ---
    Well, it was a bit sudden.
[08:45] ---
    And besides, the others might see us.
[08:48] ---
    Although, it's a shame...
[08:56] ---
    Perhaps if we took a bath and
    said a prayer together...
[09:01] ---
    The stork would descend
    upon us from the heavens...
[09:06] ---
    With our future child in tow...
[09:11] ---
    I'm sorry!
[09:12] ---
    I'm so sorry, Senpai...!
[09:21] ---
    A wise decision.
[09:24] ---
    Now then, Peter Grill...
[09:26] ---
    Shouldn't you be pleading for mercy?
[09:28] ---
    Isn't there something you wish to ask of me?
[09:44] ---
    I'm begging you!
[09:46] ---
    Please, take it!
[09:48] ---
    End this torture and take my load!
[09:53] ---
    Game over...
[09:55] ---
    Any shred of self-respect
    I had left as a warrior...
[09:57] ---
    It's been smashed up into little pieces...!
[10:01] ---
    Still...
[10:02] ---
    I'm merely doing what's necessary
    to protect my future with Senpai!
[10:06] ---
    Come, it's time to drop
    this pathetic charade.
[10:10] ---
    I'm ready when you are, Peter Grill.
[10:13] ---
    Exactly!
[10:15] ---
    This doesn't count...
[10:17] ---
    It's not even CLOSE to cheating!
[10:21] ---
    I've got no choice...
[10:23] ---
    It's totally...
[10:25] ---
    Out of my hands...
[10:52] ---
    Y-You've got some pretty good moves...
[11:01] ---
    It started out as a simple crush
[11:03] ---
    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
[11:06] ---
    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
[11:09] ---
    This is my sincerest wish:
[11:12] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:14] ---
    So long time, by my side for all eternity
[11:18] ---
    Beaten down by our daily struggles
[11:21] ---
    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
[11:23] ---
    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
[11:26] ---
    To be the umbrella that shields you
[11:29] ---
    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
[11:31] ---
    That's good enough for me
[11:34] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:37] ---
    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
[11:41] ---
    I could search the whole world over
[11:43] ---
    And find no one like you
[11:45] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:48] ---
    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
[11:52] ---
    No matter how much it may hurt,
[11:55] ---
    I pledge my life to protecting you
[12:00] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    Word on the street is you're working
    as a diplomat these days.
[12:06] ---
    Just goes to show how much everyone
    in the Warriors Guild trusts you, eh?
[12:08] ---
    Episode 5: Peter Grill and
    a Blind Date with an Orc

E5 - Peter Grill and a Blind Date with an Orc

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[00:11] ---
    My darling Luvellia is
    drifting away from my side...
[00:19] ---
    Unacceptable!
[00:22] ---
    Guildmaster, a missive has arrived...
[00:35] ---
    With this, you shall meet
    your demise... Peter Grill!
[00:51] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
[00:58] ---
    Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
[01:04] ---
    Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
[01:07] ---
    Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
[01:11] ---
    Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
[01:17] ---
    Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
[01:20] ---
    Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
[01:23] ---
    Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
[01:27] ---
    Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
[01:31] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
    itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
[01:34] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
    itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
[01:38] ---
    Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
    menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
[01:41] ---
    Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
    menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
[01:44] ---
    Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
[01:47] ---
    Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
[01:50] ---
    Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
    zange to yuuutsu no yoru
[01:54] ---
    Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
    zange to yuuutsu no yoru
[02:03] ---
    Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
[02:10] ---
    Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
[02:15] ---
    Marriage... proposal?
[02:18] ---
    Precisely.
[02:19] ---
    Episode 5: Peter Grill and
    a Blind Date with an Orc
[02:19] ---
    We have received a missive from Orcland
    requesting access to your future offspring.
[02:25] ---
    Having witnessed your performance in
    the Grand Fighting Tournament,
[02:29] ---
    a member of the Orc aristocracy named
    Mr. Babe has come forth with a direct offer.
[02:31] ---
    But Luvellia-senpai and I
    already pledged ourselves!
[02:37] ---
    Father!
[02:38] ---
    What in the world is the meaning of this?!
[02:41] ---
    The Guild recognized my
    engagement to Peter-kun.
[02:44] ---
    A marriage proposal?! Now, of all times?!
[02:45] ---
    Calm yourself, Luvellia.
[02:48] ---
    Consider this nothing more than a formality.
[02:51] ---
    If I may be so bold,
[02:52] ---
    the nobility hailing from Great Orcland and
    the southern United Pork Pie Kingdom
[02:56] ---
    are some of our Guild's
    most influential patrons.
[02:59] ---
    Due to the substantial monetary
    contributions they provide,
[03:02] ---
    it would be unwise to decline
    their request outright.
[03:05] ---
    So as not to disgrace our esteemed allies,
    we must adhere to the standard protocol.
[03:09] ---
    After that, etiquette
    dictates a polite refusal.
[03:14] ---
    Please, Guildmaster...!
[03:16] ---
    Is there some sort of problem?
[03:18] ---
    As Luvellia's loyal fiancé,
    you don't intend to become emotionally
[03:21] ---
    attached to this potential
    marriage partner, do you?
[03:24] ---
    No, I would never dream of such a thing...
[03:28] ---
    I'm well aware of what you're
    trying to pull, Father.
[03:32] ---
    However, you're wasting your time.
[03:35] ---
    The idea of Peter-kun betraying
    my trust is simply preposterous!
[03:42] ---
    Layonnaise!
[03:44] ---
    The pain...
[03:45] ---
    My heart can't take this...!
[03:47] ---
    Senpai!
[03:48] ---
    One little swimmer...
[03:49] ---
    What about ME?!
[03:56] ---
    It was exceedingly generous of you
    to entertain our unusual request.
[04:01] ---
    We are most appreciative!
[04:04] ---
    This marriage proposal is
    of great significance to us.
[04:07] ---
    It presents an opportunity to reinforce the relationship between
[04:12] ---
    Orcland and the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild.
[04:16] ---
    Great minds think alike!
[04:21] ---
    This whole blind date
    thing is clearly a trap...
[04:24] ---
    However, the Guildmaster has failed
    to consider one crucial detail.
[04:29] ---
    It's true...
[04:30] ---
    Looks aren't everything, but...
[04:36] ---
    That ain't gonna happen!
[04:41] ---
    You! Go and fetch Piglette.
[04:45] ---
    Did he say "Piglette"?!
[04:48] ---
    Humans and Orcs are two distinct cultures.
[04:51] ---
    Each has a vastly different
    concept of ideal beauty.
[04:54] ---
    If I had to guess, the Guildmaster's goal is to
    trick me into causing some sort of scandal.
[04:59] ---
    But this time, I have total confidence!
[05:03] ---
    Oink...!
[05:05] ---
    Me, fall for an Orc? No way in...
[05:09] ---
    ...hell?!
[05:15] ---
    P-Piglette Pancetta, at your service.
[05:24] ---
    Sh-She's cute?!
[05:30] ---
    Now then, get to know one another.
    Let your friendship blossom.
[05:44] ---
    The old bastard set me up...!
[05:46] ---
    I already know where this is going...
[05:49] ---
    Man milk!
[05:50] ---
    Oink!
[05:58] ---
    I-Is she about to give birth?!
[06:00] ---
    Uh... Are you okay?
[06:03] ---
    F-forgive me... I-it's just...
[06:07] ---
    I've never spoken to a man
    this much in my life...
[06:12] ---
    But we've barely said
    two words to each other!
[06:19] ---
    S-Sorry...
[06:22] ---
    Guildmaster, a young lady such as she...
[06:26] ---
    Fret not, Goodman...
[06:30] ---
    Guildmaster!
[06:31] ---
    My apologies for the delay.
[06:33] ---
    I've brought the Goon Squad
    Trio, as you requested.
[06:37] ---
    Goon Squad Trio?!
[06:41] ---
    I was employed as a servant by Master Babe.
[06:45] ---
    One day, I suddenly found myself
    swept up in talks of marriage...
[06:49] ---
    Does that mean...
[06:50] ---
    You're not on board with this whole thing?
[06:53] ---
    Y-You see, I'm merely doing
    as Master Babe instructed...
[07:00] ---
    However...
[07:03] ---
    Your breathtaking performance at the tournament is burned into
[07:05] ---
    my memories even now, Sir Peter.
[07:10] ---
    Offering a repulsive woman like
    me to a noble man like you...
[07:15] ---
    It's...!
[07:16] ---
    Repulsive?! You?!
[07:18] ---
    I'm an outcast in Orc society.
[07:21] ---
    My entire life, I've been treated like garbage
    for having the appearance of a Human...
[07:26] ---
    I'm sorry!
[07:27] ---
    Only a fool would be seen with
    a hideous Orc like me...!
[07:32] ---
    Wait!
[07:38] ---
    P-Pardon me...
[07:41] ---
    Hey there, sweet cheeks!
[07:43] ---
    If you ain't got nowhere to be,
    how's about joinin' us for a bite to eat?
[07:48] ---
    Let us show you a good time...
[07:51] ---
    U-Um... No, thank you. I...
[07:56] ---
    Hey, back off!
[07:57] ---
    S-Sir Peter...?
[07:59] ---
    Piglette-san, stay behind me.
[08:02] ---
    The hell's your problem?!
[08:04] ---
    Dammit! Yer pissin' me off!
[08:06] ---
    It's slaughter time, boys!
[08:15] ---
    Now's our chance!
[08:20] ---
    Th-Thank you, Sir Peter...
    for rescuing such an ugly woman...
[08:26] ---
    You aren't ugly at all.
[08:28] ---
    That might be the case in the Orc world,
    but let's get one thing straight:
[08:33] ---
    By Human standards, you're really cute.
[08:36] ---
    C-C-C-Cu...?!
[08:44] ---
    So have a little more
    confidence in yourself, okay?
[08:48] ---
    Oh, my bad.
[08:55] ---
    W-Well then, could we take a
    tour of the town together...?
[09:01] ---
    Of course!
[09:11] ---
    How beautiful...!
[09:17] ---
    I've always wanted to visit a Human city.
[09:19] ---
    I figured that it might be easier for
    a hideous woman like myself...
[09:24] ---
    To blend in, you know?
[09:31] ---
    That was a blast!
[09:37] ---
    Out with it, you two.
[09:39] ---
    Were you able to connect with
    each other on a deeper level?
[09:42] ---
    With all due respect, I must speak my mind.
[09:45] ---
    This marriage proposal is nothing more
    than a ploy to score political points.
[09:49] ---
    The intentions of those involved
    are not being taken into account.
[09:54] ---
    I believe Miss Piglette feels likewise and
    would prefer not to proceed any further.
[10:00] ---
    Does he speak the truth, Piglette?
[10:02] ---
    W-Well, I...
[10:04] ---
    Now then, if you'll excuse me...
[10:08] ---
    How rude!
[10:09] ---
    Leaving your seat before our esteemed
    guest has a chance to respond?
[10:11] ---
    Where are your manners?!
[10:14] ---
    Perhaps the two of you have not had enough time to
[10:18] ---
    gain an intimate understanding of one another...
[10:20] ---
    Don't you agree, Piglette?
[10:27] ---
    What the hell...?
[10:29] ---
    Guildmaster!
[10:30] ---
    If you spend one night in this room,
    at least we can say that we tried.
[10:34] ---
    Though a mere formality,
    we must be sure to cover all our bases.
[10:38] ---
    I sincerely hope that you refrain
    from making an error in judgement...
[10:43] ---
    Oh crap...
[10:44] ---
    This is bad...!
[10:49] ---
    Sir Peter...
[11:01] ---
    Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
[11:03] ---
    Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
[11:06] ---
    Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
[11:09] ---
    Korekara wa onegai sa
[11:12] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:14] ---
    So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
[11:18] ---
    Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
[11:21] ---
    Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
[11:23] ---
    Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
[11:26] ---
    Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
[11:29] ---
    Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
[11:31] ---
    Tada soredake de
[11:34] ---
    Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
[11:37] ---
    Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
[11:41] ---
    Sekaijuu sagashitemo
[11:43] ---
    Kawari nante inai
[11:45] ---
    Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
[11:48] ---
    Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
[11:52] ---
    Donna ni kizutsuitemo
[11:55] ---
    Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
[12:01] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    Between your fortitude and ingenuity,
    nobody can catch you off guard.
[12:06] ---
    That's the beauty of being
    the strongest man alive, eh?
[12:08] ---
    Episode 6: Peter Grill and
    the Orc's True Character

E6 - Peter Grill and the Orc's True Character

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[00:01] ---
    Sir Peter...
[00:03] ---
    Piglette...
[00:12] ---
    Our guest has consumed the aphrodisiac, sir.
[00:28] ---
    It's the end of the line
    for that impudent bastard.
[00:32] ---
    Once his relationship with the Orc turns physical,
    his engagement to Luvellia shall crumble to pieces...
[00:40] ---
    And I shall do him the honor
    of slicing his head clean off!
[00:50] ---
    Forgive me, Peter-Kun...
[00:53] ---
    The Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
    is on the verge of financial ruin...
[00:56] ---
    Please, for our sake...
    Take one for the team!
[01:01] ---
    Sir Peter... I-I...
[01:09] ---
    My mind is made up...!
[01:12] ---
    Boobs!
[01:22] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[01:28] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
[01:35] ---
    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
[01:38] ---
    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
[01:41] ---
    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
[01:47] ---
    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
[01:51] ---
    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
[01:54] ---
    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
[01:57] ---
    I suffocate under its weight
[02:02] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[02:05] ---
    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
[02:08] ---
    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
[02:11] ---
    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
[02:15] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
[02:18] ---
    Full of regret and powerless to change,
[02:21] ---
    I feel my heart being torn apart
[02:24] ---
    on this night of endless shame and despair
[02:34] ---
    Why can't I get my act together?
[02:40] ---
    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
[02:45] ---
    Boobs!
[02:49] ---
    Peter-kun!
[02:51] ---
    Focus!
[02:52] ---
    W-Wait a minute!
SIGN    Episode 6: Peter Grill and
    the Orc's True Character
[02:54] ---
    Don't do anything rash...
[02:56] ---
    Besides, weren't you against this
    whole marriage proposal thing?!
[02:59] ---
    No!
[03:00] ---
    You are mistaken, Sir Peter!
[03:03] ---
    If it means being with
    a noble man like you...
[03:09] ---
    Not again!
[03:10] ---
    Don't let her pull you in...!
[03:13] ---
    Listen to me, Piglette!
[03:15] ---
    The truth is...
[03:16] ---
    I'm already engaged to another woman!
[03:18] ---
    So, y'see... it wouldn't
    be right for us to...
[03:21] ---
    Th-That's fine with me...
[03:24] ---
    Sir Peter!
[03:28] ---
    Orc relationships are different
    from Human relationships.
[03:31] ---
    Polygyny is the norm!
[03:34] ---
    Not good...!
[03:35] ---
    Take it easy, Piglette!
[03:37] ---
    This entire thing is a setup!
[03:40] ---
    A conspiracy between Orcland and the Guild...
[03:42] ---
    They're trying to lure us into a trap!
[03:52] ---
    I-I'm glad you understand...
[03:56] ---
    I knew it...
[03:57] ---
    I'm not good enough, am I?
[04:00] ---
    I'm far too ugly...
[04:02] ---
    That's why...!
[04:06] ---
    N-No!
[04:07] ---
    That's not true!
[04:09] ---
    You're the furthest thing from ugly!
[04:11] ---
    In my opinion, from a Human perspective...
[04:13] ---
    You're beautiful exactly the way you are!
[04:21] ---
    Sir Peter...
[04:30] ---
    This is bad...
[04:31] ---
    Giving in is exactly what
    the Guildmaster wants...
[04:36] ---
    At this point, I can't afford
    to do any more damage!
[04:41] ---
    Then again, I...
[04:48] ---
    Absolutely not!
[04:50] ---
    I won't be swayed by an Orc!
[04:52] ---
    Good.
[04:53] ---
    Just take a deep breath!
[04:54] ---
    Tap into the Eastern art of
    "Zen" and clear your mind...
[05:01] ---
    Remain calm...
[05:03] ---
    Remain calm...
[05:05] ---
    R-R-R-Remain calm...
[05:08] ---
    R-R-R-R-R-Re...
[05:11] ---
    BOOBS!
[05:23] ---
    Why...
[05:25] ---
    Why?!
[05:26] ---
    Why am I like this?!
[05:28] ---
    Defeated by a pair of boobs...!
[05:32] ---
    Oh crap...
[05:34] ---
    I'm screwed...
[05:35] ---
    Everything up 'til now
    doesn't even come close...
[05:38] ---
    If Piglette reports back with the
    truth about what happened...
[05:42] ---
    How dare you betray the trust
    of my darling Luvellia...?!
[05:48] ---
    He's gonna kill me for sure!
[05:50] ---
    Anyone with eyes could
    see that it was a trap...
[05:53] ---
    What's WRONG with me?!
[05:57] ---
    What's done is done...
[05:58] ---
    There's only one choice left:
[05:59] ---
    Convince Piglette to keep quiet!
[06:06] ---
    Good morning, Sir Peter.
[06:10] ---
    Last night was wonderful, don't you think?
[06:14] ---
    And now I can deliver the
    good news to Master Babe:
[06:17] ---
    Sir Peter and I have successfully
    consummated our relationship.
[06:20] ---
    H-H-H... H-Hold on!
[06:23] ---
    You can't tell anyone about this!
[06:26] ---
    What?!
[06:26] ---
    B-But...
[06:28] ---
    Why not, Sir Peter?!
[06:31] ---
    Y-Y'see...
[06:34] ---
    Think fast, Peter Grill!
[06:37] ---
    By all accounts, there's
    no way outta this, BUT...
[06:40] ---
    "When you give up, that's
    when the game is over!"
[06:43] ---
    S-Sir Peter...?
[06:46] ---
    Are you...
[06:48] ---
    Are you content with living the rest of
    your life like a puppet on a string?!
[06:54] ---
    The motive behind this marriage proposal
    was political from the beginning.
[06:58] ---
    One of the most important decisions of your
    life is being controlled by the national interest!
[07:03] ---
    Are you truly satisfied with that?!
[07:05] ---
    W-Well, I...
[07:07] ---
    What do you really want?!
[07:10] ---
    Deep inside your heart,
    what is it you desire?!
[07:13] ---
    Don't you think you oughtta stop and take
    the time to consider your options?!
[07:20] ---
    Well, you can't say I didn't try...
    Question is, did she buy it...?
[07:26] ---
    What I really want...
[07:28] ---
    What I desire, deep inside my heart...
[07:32] ---
    L-Let me think it over...
[07:39] ---
    Let's hear it, you two!
[07:41] ---
    How did things go last night?
[07:44] ---
    Our hope, of course, is that you were able to establish
    the foundation for a positive relationship.
[07:50] ---
    Lady Piglette...
[07:52] ---
    Were there any interesting developments
    after dinner last night?
[08:06] ---
    H-Help me out... Please!
[08:10] ---
    A miracle... Gimme a miracle, just this once!
[08:13] ---
    L-Last night...
[08:17] ---
    Sir Peter stood firm.
[08:20] ---
    He didn't lay a single finger on me!
[08:24] ---
    C-Come again?!
[08:26] ---
    Are you telling me this bastard managed
    to resist the Orc's ample assets?!
[08:34] ---
    It's a miracle...
[08:36] ---
    My prayers have been answered!
[08:42] ---
    However...
[08:43] ---
    Th-There is one small
    favor I'd like to ask...
[08:48] ---
    P-Piglette...?
[08:50] ---
    A-Although the events of last night
    did not result in physical intimacy...
[08:54] ---
    I felt an undeniable connection.
[08:58] ---
    Therefore, in the name of cultivating a better
    relationship with Sir Peter from here on out...
[09:04] ---
    Stop! Don't do it!
[09:05] ---
    I'd like to request your permission...
[09:11] ---
    ...to transfer to the Guild so as to remain by
    Sir Peter's side and attend to his needs!
[09:15] ---
    A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
[09:18] ---
    Rest assured, I shall go to great
    lengths in order to gain his favor!
[09:23] ---
    All for the sake of our
    great Orcland's future!
[09:33] ---
    Piglette...
[09:34] ---
    What's gotten into you...?!
[09:40] ---
    Ever since our talk, I've
    been doing some thinking.
[09:44] ---
    About what I really want...
[09:46] ---
    About the desires buried
    deep within my heart...
[09:49] ---
    I came to a conclusion:
[09:52] ---
    I shall do everything in my power to prevent
    Orcland from acquiring your sperm!
[09:57] ---
    Huh?
[10:03] ---
    Once you and I have conceived a child
    who possesses your unrivaled strength...
[10:07] ---
    I shall raise them, train them...
[10:12] ---
    And harness their power to crush those
    Orcland pigs who made my life a living hell!
[10:18] ---
    She's got more issues than
    I originally thought...
[10:23] ---
    Something tells me I might've created a monster,
    one with a terrifying dark side...
[10:32] ---
    And if nothing else,
    it means I get to stay by your side forever!
[10:37] ---
    I promise to do my best to
    carry your child, Sir Peter!
[10:41] ---
    I may not seem like much of an Orc...
[10:44] ---
    But my reproductive abilities
    are on par with the best of them!
[10:49] ---
    Let's enjoy each other's company, Sir Peter!
[11:01] ---
    It started out as a simple crush
[11:04] ---
    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
[11:07] ---
    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
[11:09] ---
    This is my sincerest wish:
[11:13] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:15] ---
    So long time, by my side for all eternity
[11:18] ---
    Beaten down by our daily struggles
[11:21] ---
    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
[11:24] ---
    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
[11:27] ---
    To be the umbrella that shields you
[11:29] ---
    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
[11:32] ---
    That's good enough for me
[11:35] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:38] ---
    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
[11:41] ---
    I could search the whole world over
[11:44] ---
    And find no one like you
[11:46] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:49] ---
    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
[11:53] ---
    No matter how much it may hurt,
[11:55] ---
    I pledge my life to protecting you
[12:01] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    Does your roommate Tim still
    like throwin' back the drinks?
[12:07] ---
    Man, I'd love to party
    with you guys sometime!
[12:08] ---
    Episode 7: Peter Grill and
    the Battle of the Fates

E7 - Peter Grill and the Battle of the Fates

E8 - Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty

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[00:04] ---
    Agape-san...
[00:06] ---
    Agape...!
    Given the circumstances...
[00:07] ---
    Perhaps our best course of action is to draw up an
    official set of terms concerning Peter Grill's seed.
[00:13] ---
    Indeed.
[00:14] ---
    We must approach this situation
    in an efficient manner.
[00:17] ---
    Huh?
[00:24] ---
    A TREATY REGARDING THE ALLOCATION OF
    PETER GRILL'S REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES
[00:28] ---
    A-Are they about to strike
    a deal over my crotch?!
[00:39] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[00:46] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
[00:52] ---
    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
[00:56] ---
    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
[00:59] ---
    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
[01:05] ---
    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
[01:08] ---
    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
[01:12] ---
    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
[01:15] ---
    I suffocate under its weight
[01:19] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[01:23] ---
    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
[01:26] ---
    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
[01:29] ---
    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
[01:32] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
[01:35] ---
    Full of regret and powerless to change,
[01:39] ---
    I feel my heart being torn apart
[01:42] ---
    on this night of endless shame and despair
[01:52] ---
    Why can't I get my act together?
[01:58] ---
    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
[02:03] ---
    'S-Scuse me...
[02:07] ---
    Can anyone hear me...?
[02:10] ---
    Using magic oughtta be banned!
[02:12] ---
    That impact play of yours
    is what ought to be banned!
[02:16] ---
    It stimulates the flow
    of Senpai's slam chowder!
[02:16] ---
    Episode 8: Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
[02:17] ---
    Uh...
    It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!
[02:18] ---
    It stimulates the flow
    of Senpai's slam chowder!
[02:19] ---
    Ladies...?
    It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!
[02:19] ---
    Ladies...?
[02:19] ---
    Well, my magic can control
    the way he shoots his goo
[02:21] ---
    Hello...?!
    Well, my magic can control the way he shoots his goo
[02:21] ---
    Well, my magic can control
    the way he shoots his goo
[02:22] ---
    M-more importantly...
[02:23] ---
    I'd like to point out a major
    issue with this schedule.
[02:26] ---
    It's biased in your favor!
[02:29] ---
    How observant of you.
[02:30] ---
    It seems you're more than just a pair
    of walking boobs, after all...
[02:33] ---
    Unlike that wimpy, long-eared
    freak over there!
[02:36] ---
    Who're you calling "wimpy"?!
[02:38] ---
    Hey...!
[02:39] ---
    Then let's reassess the agreement and create
    a final draft once we've reached a consensus.
[02:45] ---
    Fine.
    Um, what about me...?
[02:45] ---
    Agreed.
    Um, what about me...?
[02:45] ---
    Roger!
    Um, what about me...?
[02:47] ---
    C'mon, are you listening?!
[02:49] ---
    Don't I get a say?!
[02:50] ---
    Am I invisible or something?!
[02:55] ---
    Gimme a damn break, would you?!
[03:00] ---
    The terms introduced by a unilateral
    interspecies treaty were enforced thereafter.
[03:05] ---
    In accordance with the treaty,
    Peter Grill carried out his usual,
[03:09] ---
    rigorous duties on a daily basis.
[03:13] ---
    Until...
[03:16] ---
    ...the first day of rest following the
    treaty's enactment had finally arrived.
[03:24] ---
    What's up, Peter?
[03:26] ---
    You're in a good mood,
    gettin' all decked out...
[03:29] ---
    Why, I'm glad you asked, Tim!
[03:31] ---
    Today is a rest day, as
    established by the treaty.
[03:34] ---
    I'm going to revel in my freedom and spend
    some quality time with Luvellia-senpai...!
[03:42] ---
    I'm well aware of your situation.
[03:45] ---
    A long-overdue date... Have fun, dude.
[03:57] ---
    Hello, Peter-kun.
[03:59] ---
    I hope...
[04:01] ---
    ...you weren't waiting for too long.
[04:06] ---
    Is something the matter?
[04:08] ---
    N-No, it's just...
[04:09] ---
    You look even more beautiful than usual.
    I couldn't help but stare...
[04:14] ---
    As the old saying goes, "Flattery
    will get you nowhere."
[04:18] ---
    Shall we?
[04:38] ---
    I'm in heaven...
[04:40] ---
    When I'm with Luvellia-senpai,
    I feel at peace...
[04:51] ---
    The food here is exquisite, isn't it?
[04:54] ---
    As long as you like it,
    that's all that matters.
[04:57] ---
    Some of the guys down at the
    Guild rave about this place.
[05:01] ---
    I apologize for dragging you along
    on my shopping trip, Peter-kun.
[05:06] ---
    Oh, don't mention it.
[05:08] ---
    I had a great time today.
[05:15] ---
    To our future.
[05:17] ---
    May it be bright.
[05:24] ---
    Your hand...
[05:25] ---
    You still have a scar.
[05:27] ---
    How shameful of me...
[05:30] ---
    Carelessly leaving a mark on the world's
    strongest warrior like that...
[05:36] ---
    This scar is a badge of honor.
[05:39] ---
    And it's the reason why I get to spend this type
    of quality time with my beloved senpai.
[05:44] ---
    But you used to despise
    me back then, didn't you?
[05:49] ---
    Don't tease me like that, Senpai.
[05:54] ---
    I wish this moment would last forever...
[06:01] ---
    No way!
[06:02] ---
    Is that you over there, Senpai?!
[06:06] ---
    What a coinkydink!
[06:08] ---
    Is this a joke?!
[06:09] ---
    What the hell is she doing here...?!
[06:12] ---
    Are you on a date, Senpai?
[06:15] ---
    W-Well...
[06:18] ---
    What do you want?
[06:19] ---
    Today's a rest day, right...?
[06:22] ---
    The heck are you talkin' about, Senpai?!
[06:25] ---
    Now's the perfect time to get
    a jump on those other guys.
[06:27] ---
    That way, I get to hog your
    hog all to myself, y'know?!
[06:31] ---
    Listen here, you...!
[06:33] ---
    Isn't the whole point of a contract
    to obey the damn thing?!
[06:37] ---
    W-Wait... Senpai!
[06:42] ---
    You and this young Ogre seem to have become
    quite close friends lately, Peter-kun.
[06:47] ---
    Th-That's right!
[06:48] ---
    She asked for my help with combat training.
[06:50] ---
    It's been a real hands-on process...
[06:52] ---
    Oh?
[06:53] ---
    You're kiddin', right?
[06:54] ---
    The only hand involved in that process
    is mine wrapped around your
[06:58] ---
    You're comin' with me!
[06:59] ---
    Please excuse us for a
    moment, Luvellia-senpai.
[07:02] ---
    Sure...
[07:03] ---
    C'mon, cut me some slack!
[07:05] ---
    This date is a big deal.
    Don't blow it for me!
[07:08] ---
    Then how's about we start off with a quickie?
    That'll keep me happy for a while!
[07:12] ---
    Don't say "start off with"
    like it's an appetizer!
[07:16] ---
    A-Although...
[07:18] ---
    If she keeps hanging around,
[07:20] ---
    the short time I have left with
    Luvellia-senpai will go to waste...
[07:24] ---
    WOW!
[07:26] ---
    Senpai...!
[07:28] ---
    A-And once again...
[07:30] ---
    See ya!
[07:31] ---
    I've committed yet another
    heinous act of betrayal...
[07:37] ---
    I'd better hurry back before
    she gets suspicious...!
[07:40] ---
    You got this!
[07:42] ---
    Luvellia-senpai!
[07:46] ---
    OF COURSE SHE'S HERE, TOO!
[07:48] ---
    For today, let's start off
    with something quick and easy.
[07:53] ---
    What about my rest day...?!
[07:58] ---
    A rest day is the perfect time to get
    a jump on those other guys!
[08:02] ---
    A rest day is perfect.
[08:04] ---
    The others won't interrupt us.
[08:08] ---
    *Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter
    Grill is assumed to be largely non-existent.
[08:12] ---
    It seems you and this Elf have grown quite
    close with each other lately, Peter-kun.
[08:16] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[08:18] ---
    Fate has a twisted sense of humor...
[08:22] ---
    Bye for now!
[08:23] ---
    O-Okay...
[08:25] ---
    I somehow convinced her to leave...
[08:27] ---
    Luvellia-senpai!
[08:31] ---
    GODDAMMIT!
[08:33] ---
    S-Sir?!
[08:36] ---
    I-It's no use...
[08:37] ---
    They're a total disaster...!
[08:40] ---
    NONE of them have any intention
    of following the rules...!
[09:01] ---
    Peter Grill!
[09:03] ---
    You are far too concerned
    with the pursuit of strength!
[09:06] ---
    Settling for second best isn't the
    right attitude for a captain!
[09:16] ---
    D-Damn it...!
[09:17] ---
    Look out, Captain!
[09:25] ---
    I'm just glad you're safe...
[09:27] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...
[09:29] ---
    Peter-kun...
[09:37] ---
    Perhaps I've had too much wine...
[09:43] ---
    I had a wonderful time today, Peter-kun.
[09:46] ---
    I'm sorry for letting them ruin our date...
[09:50] ---
    Not at all.
[09:51] ---
    As the world's strongest warrior,
    your popularity is only natural.
[09:54] ---
    N-Nah...
[10:01] ---
    Well, I must bid you good night.
[10:03] ---
    Father tends to make a fuss
    when I return home late.
[10:07] ---
    O-Of course.
[10:08] ---
    Y-You're right...
[10:10] ---
    The Guildmaster can be...
    kind of a worrywart.
[10:16] ---
    I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
    outside of our Guild duties.
[10:20] ---
    Just the two of us...
[10:22] ---
    Somewhere calm and relaxing...
[10:24] ---
    Th-That sounds nice...
[10:31] ---
    Should I... stop her?
[10:33] ---
    Letting her leave with this
    awkwardness between us...
[10:40] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...!
[10:45] ---
    Sir Peter!
[10:47] ---
    Nut butter...!
[10:51] ---
    If something doesn't change...
[10:53] ---
    I'm not sure how much longer I'll be
    able to endure their torture
[10:55] ---
    and still manage to protect my
    relationship with Luvellia-senpai...!
[11:01] ---
    It started out as a simple crush
[11:03] ---
    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
[11:06] ---
    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
[11:09] ---
    This is my sincerest wish:
[11:12] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:14] ---
    So long time, by my side for all eternity
[11:18] ---
    Beaten down by our daily struggles
[11:21] ---
    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
[11:24] ---
    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
[11:26] ---
    To be the umbrella that shields you
[11:29] ---
    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
[11:32] ---
    That's good enough for me
[11:34] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:37] ---
    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
[11:41] ---
    I could search the whole world over
[11:43] ---
    And find no one like you
[11:46] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:49] ---
    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
[11:52] ---
    No matter how much it may hurt,
[11:55] ---
    I pledge my life to protecting you
[12:01] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    I received a letter from
    Luvellia-san the other day...
[12:08] ---
    Episode 9: Peter Grill and
    the Treaty's Aftermath
[12:08] ---
    Did something happen?

E9 - Peter Grill and the Treaty's Aftermath

E10 - Peter Grill and the Angry Megaton Axe

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[00:08] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[00:14] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
[00:21] ---
    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
[00:24] ---
    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
[00:27] ---
    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
[00:34] ---
    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
[00:37] ---
    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
[00:40] ---
    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
[00:43] ---
    I suffocate under its weight
[00:48] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[00:51] ---
    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
[00:54] ---
    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
[00:57] ---
    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
[01:01] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
[01:04] ---
    Full of regret and powerless to change,
[01:07] ---
    I feel my heart being torn apart
[01:10] ---
    on this night of endless shame and despair
[01:20] ---
    Why can't I get my act together?
[01:26] ---
    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
[01:33] ---
    Episode 10: Peter Grill
    and the Angry Megaton Axe
[01:46] ---
    Explain yourself!
[01:48] ---
    Is something wrong?
[01:50] ---
    Tell me the truth...
[01:51] ---
    Are the two of you members
    of the royal family?!
[01:56] ---
    Y-You're kidding, right...?
[01:59] ---
    A few months ago,
[02:00] ---
    two warriors came waltzing
    into the Guild outta nowhere...
[02:03] ---
    A-And now you're telling
    me that they're royalty?!
[02:08] ---
    F-For the love of God, say something...!
[02:11] ---
    Where on earth did you hear such a thing?
[02:13] ---
    Don't answer my question
    with another question!
[02:16] ---
    I'm the one in charge of this interrogation!
[02:19] ---
    Oh dear...
[02:20] ---
    I can't very well lie about
    something like this...
[02:23] ---
    Th-Then...?
[02:25] ---
    Yes, you speak the truth.
[02:28] ---
    I, Lisa Alpacas...
[02:30] ---
    acknowledge my position as the crown princess
[02:32] ---
    of Ogrestan and heir apparent to the throne!
[02:51] ---
    Excuse me.
[02:52] ---
    Is this the reception desk for the
    Yakeppachi Warriors Guild?
[02:56] ---
    Yes...
[03:03] ---
    Wh-What breathtaking pecs...!
[03:07] ---
    How dreamy...!
[03:09] ---
    My name is Antonio Spartokos.
[03:13] ---
    I would like to submit an inquiry regarding
[03:16] ---
    Uh... Hello?
[03:19] ---
    Heya, Mitchie!
[03:20] ---
    You got any work for us today?
[03:23] ---
    L-Lady Mimi?!
[03:26] ---
    Spartokos!
[03:27] ---
    I barely recognized you!
[03:32] ---
    Th-This is serious, you know!
[03:34] ---
    If I were to get the princess
    of a foreign country pregnant,
[03:36] ---
    it'd cause an international
    disaster of epic proportions!
[03:39] ---
    Your concern is unnecessary.
[03:41] ---
    I give you my word that my identity
    shall pose no risk to you whatsoever.
[03:45] ---
    What...?!
[03:46] ---
    All I desire is your creamy
    goodness, nothing more.
[03:51] ---
    Should I become pregnant with
    a child of unmatched strength...
[03:54] ---
    I shall promptly disappear from your sight.
[03:57] ---
    Thereafter...
[03:59] ---
    I shall never disclose
    the name of the father.
[04:08] ---
    Now then...
[04:10] ---
    In the interest of increasing our chances,
    how about we put a little more bump into our grind?
[04:22] ---
    According to Lady Mimi, Lady
    Lisa ought to be here...
[04:33] ---
    'Twas a long and arduous journey...
[04:36] ---
    It's been three years since the day
    that they suddenly vanished,
[04:39] ---
    setting out on a mission to hone their
    skills and leaving behind naught but a note...
[04:45] ---
    However, over the course
    of those three years,
[04:49] ---
    my feelings have not
    wavered in the slightest!
[04:53] ---
    G-Get off of me...
[04:55] ---
    My mind is made up!
[04:57] ---
    Luvellia-senpai and I...
[05:00] ---
    Excuse me.
[05:02] ---
    Enough with that nonsense.
[05:06] ---
    That voice...!
[05:09] ---
    Even now, the heart of Spartokos
    belongs only to Lady Lisa!
[05:15] ---
    LADY LISA...!
[05:22] ---
    Huh?!
[05:24] ---
    Hey!
[05:30] ---
    W-Wait...
[05:32] ---
    Y-You're the guy from...
[05:37] ---
    YOU BASTARD...!
[05:43] ---
    The hell?!
[05:44] ---
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LADY LISA?!
[05:58] ---
    You destroyed my room!
[06:00] ---
    Now I'll never get my security deposit back!
[06:03] ---
    SAVE YOUR EXCUSES!
[06:19] ---
    It's not much of a weapon, but...
[06:23] ---
    I'll have to make do!
[06:26] ---
    If I don't fight back, he's gonna kill me!
[06:29] ---
    You fiend!
[06:30] ---
    Lady Lisa was almost certainly
    not the woman you named as your lover!
[06:34] ---
    And yet...
[06:36] ---
    YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON HER?!
[06:40] ---
    I can't reason with him!
[06:41] ---
    Besides...
[06:42] ---
    No matter how closely I follow his movements,
    there's only so much a banana can take...!
[06:49] ---
    Hold it right there!
[06:55] ---
    In the name of Lisa Alpacas,
    Crown Princess of Ogrestan, I hereby command you:
[07:01] ---
    Cease this senseless violence immediately!
[07:04] ---
    Spartokos!
[07:15] ---
    The amount of pure hatred emanating
    from this man is insane...
[07:20] ---
    Lemme get this straight...
[07:22] ---
    This Ogre is an old friend of yours...?
[07:25] ---
    He's had a crush on Big
    Sis since we were kids.
[07:27] ---
    Been chasin' her our whole lives!
[07:30] ---
    You have blossomed into a
    beautiful woman, Lady Lisa.
[07:35] ---
    I'm assuming there's a reason that you traveled
    out of your way to a place such as this...
[07:46] ---
    Please, I beg of you!
[07:48] ---
    Put a swift end to your mission
    and return to our homeland!
[07:52] ---
    I am not the only one...
[07:54] ---
    Our armies are struggling with
    the absense of their leader!
[07:57] ---
    At this rate, even the most loyal
    of Ogrestan's soldiers shall...!
[08:01] ---
    Raise your head, Spartokos.
[08:04] ---
    The suffering of our soldiers
    weighs heavily on my heart.
[08:08] ---
    However, I cannot afford to return just yet.
[08:12] ---
    B-But why not?!
[08:14] ---
    In the end, my three-year quest for
    adventure led me to this land...
[08:19] ---
    And to this man.
[08:22] ---
    I have selected Peter Grill...
[08:26] ---
    The strongest warrior on the planet,
    as the official "donor"!
[08:31] ---
    Our destiny as a species is to strive for
    a generation more powerful than the last.
[08:35] ---
    It is especially important given my
    future as the leader of Ogrestan.
[08:39] ---
    Therefore, I am determined not
    to return to our motherland
[08:43] ---
    until I carry the world's
    strongest child inside of me!
[08:47] ---
    Why...?
[08:49] ---
    Why, Lady Lisa?!
[08:51] ---
    I, Spartokos, have admired
    you since our tender youth!
[08:54] ---
    Day after day, I devoted myself to
    training in the art of combat
[08:57] ---
    so as to become a man
    worthy of your affection
[08:59] ---
    The reason is simple.
    so as to become a man worthy of your affection
[09:00] ---
    The reason is simple.
[09:02] ---
    An Ogre like you...
[09:04] ---
    Totally out of the question!
[09:04] ---
    Is exceedingly weaker than one such as I!
[09:09] ---
    Damn, that's brutal...
[09:11] ---
    Such was the root of the problem...
[09:14] ---
    Had there been a single man in Ogrestan
    strong enough to meet my standards,
[09:19] ---
    I would not have needed
    to embark on a journey.
[09:22] ---
    If you do indeed care
    about me, then I urge you:
[09:25] ---
    Prove your worth as a
    progenitor of our species...
[09:28] ---
    Spartokos!
[09:32] ---
    You speak the truth...
[09:33] ---
    The Spartokos I left behind in our
    homeland led a life of incompetence,
[09:37] ---
    unable to surpass your strength...
[09:39] ---
    However...!
[09:40] ---
    In order to become a man
    worthy of your affection,
[09:43] ---
    I have devoted the past three years to an
    even more difficult training regimen,
[09:45] ---
    and I stand before you
    having refined my combat prowess!
[09:49] ---
    Now is the time to demonstrate
    the fruits of my labor!
[09:54] ---
    Peter Grill!
[09:56] ---
    Huh?
[10:03] ---
    For the honor of standing
    at Lady Lisa's side...
[10:06] ---
    I challenge you to a duel!
[10:08] ---
    Wha...?
    I challenge you to a duel!
[10:11] ---
    Apparently someone challenged that dude who
    won the Grand Fighting Tournament to a duel!
[10:15] ---
    I heard this whole thing
    started because of a woman...
[10:20] ---
    But, if memory serves, doesn't
    Peter Grill have a fiancee?
[10:24] ---
    They say that the challenger has a
    personal stake in this duel...
[10:28] ---
    I get it, "Defeat the strongest man alive,
    become famous, and propose to the girl," right?
[10:33] ---
    Which means Sir Peter agreed
    to this fight despite
[10:35] ---
    the fact that there's
    nothing in it for him...
[10:37] ---
    Fantastic...
[10:39] ---
    Even if I win the match, it's
    not gonna change anything...
[10:43] ---
    Wait a minute...!
[10:45] ---
    If I were to end up losing,
[10:47] ---
    Spartokos-kun would take
    Lisa back home to their country...
[10:50] ---
    Which would leave one less obstacle in the way
    of my relationship with Luvellia-senpai...
[10:54] ---
    That's it...
[10:57] ---
    All I gotta do is throw the match...!
[11:01] ---
    It started out as a simple crush
[11:04] ---
    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
[11:07] ---
    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
[11:09] ---
    This is my sincerest wish:
[11:13] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:15] ---
    So long time, by my side for all eternity
[11:18] ---
    Beaten down by our daily struggles
[11:21] ---
    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
[11:24] ---
    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
[11:27] ---
    To be the umbrella that shields you
[11:29] ---
    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
[11:32] ---
    That's good enough for me
[11:35] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:38] ---
    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
[11:42] ---
    I could search the whole world over
[11:44] ---
    And find no one like you
[11:46] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:49] ---
    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
[11:53] ---
    No matter how much it may hurt,
[11:55] ---
    I pledge my life to protecting you
[12:01] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    Since you're the world's strongest warrior,

[12:06] ---
    challengers are gonna start
    comin' outta the woodwork.
[12:08] ---
    Episode 11: Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
[12:08] ---
    Show 'em what you're made of!

E11 - Peter Grill and Dueling Manners

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[00:08] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
[00:14] ---
    Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
[00:21] ---
    Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
[00:24] ---
    Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
[00:27] ---
    Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
[00:33] ---
    Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
[00:37] ---
    Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
[00:40] ---
    Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
[00:43] ---
    Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
[00:48] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
    itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
[00:51] ---
    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
    itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
[00:54] ---
    Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
    menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
[00:57] ---
    Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
    menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
[01:01] ---
    Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
[01:04] ---
    Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
[01:07] ---
    Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
    zange to yuuutsu no yoru
[01:10] ---
    Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
    zange to yuuutsu no yoru
[01:20] ---
    Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
[01:26] ---
    Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
[01:32] ---
    That's it...!
[01:32] ---
    Episode 11:Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
[01:34] ---
    Stay calm, Peter Grill.
[01:37] ---
    If I lose this fight...
[01:39] ---
    Spartokos takes Lisa off my hands
    and back to Ogrestan for good.
[01:44] ---
    This is perfect...
[01:46] ---
    All I gotta do is throw the match...!
[01:52] ---
    Peter Grill...
[01:54] ---
    Have a look.
[02:06] ---
    She wouldn't dare...!
[02:08] ---
    I suggest that you reconsider doing anything brash.
    Losing on purpose, for example.
[02:12] ---
    That is, of course, if you'd like our
    arrangement to remain a secret...
[02:20] ---
    Sh-She read me like a book...!
[02:25] ---
    Let us begin!
[02:26] ---
    Challengers, step forward!
[02:32] ---
    In the name of the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
    and the Ogrestan Armed Forces,
[02:36] ---
    I expect each of you to put your best foot
    forward in this fight and defend your honor!
[02:42] ---
    Gentlemen, are you prepared for battle?
[02:44] ---
    Yes, Your Highness!
[02:46] ---
    S-Sure...
[02:54] ---
    Sir Peter Grill...
[02:57] ---
    Do you remember our conversation
    on the day we first met?
[03:01] ---
    If your love is genuine,
[03:04] ---
    then I am confident that the gods
    shall light your path with their blessings.
[03:11] ---
    'Twas absurd of me to
    preach the virtues of love
[03:15] ---
    in the presence of a man who
    knows naught but lies and deceit.
[03:20] ---
    Realistically, I need not
    waste my time with a duel.
[03:23] ---
    Announcing your treacherous behavior to the
    world would bring about a swift conclusion.
[03:29] ---
    However...!
[03:30] ---
    My pride as an Ogre would never
    allow such an act of cowardice!
[03:39] ---
    I-I know that stance...!
[03:41] ---
    What?! What's he doing, Tim?!
[03:43] ---
    Yup, no doubt about it...
[03:45] ---
    That stance... is the
    Gigan-style Double Tomahawk,
[03:50] ---
    an unbeatable technique
    touted by Ogrestan's fearsome army!
[03:53] ---
    It's said that no living creature on the planet can survive
[03:56] ---
    the crushing weight with which the vortex spins...
[04:03] ---
    I am committed to the pursuit of true love.
[04:06] ---
    The very idea of being defeated by
    a fiend like you is preposterous!
[04:10] ---
    I, Antonio Spartokos,
    have adored Lady Lisa since childhood...
[04:17] ---
    So that she might think of me as a man,
    I have poured my efforts into honing my skills...
[04:26] ---
    Along with maintaining a
    strict code of sexual purity!
[04:29] ---
    Huh?
[04:30] ---
    "Purity"...?
[04:31] ---
    The dude's a virgin?!
[04:33] ---
    With a ruggedly handsome face like that...?!
[04:36] ---
    Give the poor guy a break, Peter...
[04:38] ---
    For God's sake, show some compassion!
[04:41] ---
    Lose the fight, Peter...
[04:43] ---
    Lose the fight, Peter...
[04:45] ---
    Lose the fight, Peter...
[04:46] ---
    Lose the fight, Peter...
[04:48] ---
    Trust me, I'd love nothing more!
[04:48] ---
    Trust me, I'd love nothing more!
    Lose the fight, Peter...
[04:50] ---
    Lose the fight, Peter...
[04:50] ---
    I've never wanted to lose something
    so badly in my whole life!
[04:55] ---
    But...
[05:00] ---
    What else am I supposed to do here...?!
[05:04] ---
    Gigan-style Secret Art:
    Whirling Blade of Destruction!
[05:12] ---
    I'm sorry...!
[05:15] ---
    I'm so sorry, Spartokos-kun...!
[05:33] ---
    I'm sorry...
[05:34] ---
    Forgive me!
[05:37] ---
    It would appear... that the
    victor has been decided.
[05:41] ---
    L-Lady Lisa!
[05:43] ---
    Th-This isn't what it looks like...!
[05:44] ---
    And what exactly does it look like?
[05:46] ---
    Peter Grill's strength
    clearly exceeds your own.
[05:51] ---
    And I...
[05:52] ---
    Have no interest in weaklings!
[05:57] ---
    C-C'mon... The guy travelled
    all this way for you, y'know?
[06:03] ---
    There's no need to be so hard on him...
[06:06] ---
    Sir Peter...!
[06:07] ---
    Lady Lisa, I mean it this time!
[06:10] ---
    Please, just one chance!
[06:12] ---
    Won't you give me one more chance?!
[06:18] ---
    Seeing as you're willing to beg,
[06:20] ---
    I shall grant you one last
    chance to demonstrate your strength.
[06:23] ---
    Lady Lisa...!
[06:25] ---
    However, the next opponent
    you shall face is me.
[06:31] ---
    A battle with Lady Lisa herself...?!
[06:35] ---
    I shall postpone the match for one week.
[06:37] ---
    A fight in your present condition
    would beget certain failure.
[06:50] ---
    Well, I better get going...
[06:53] ---
    Sir Peter Grill!
[06:55] ---
    Huh?!
[06:56] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[06:58] ---
    Please accept my sincerest apologies for the many
    transgressions I have committed against you!
[07:02] ---
    Having experienced the power of the man who
[07:04] ---
    conquered the Grand Fighting Tournament for myself,
[07:07] ---
    I now know the truth!
[07:09] ---
    To be honest, back in our homeland,
[07:13] ---
    I was never able to achieve favorable
    results in a bout against Lady Lisa...
[07:18] ---
    So, uh... What's your point?
[07:19] ---
    I beg of you!
[07:20] ---
    Won't you consider taking me
    on as as your apprentice?!
[07:28] ---
    You're kiddin', right...?
[07:30] ---
    PLEASE!
[07:32] ---
    You're my only hope!
[07:33] ---
    If this duel with Lady Lisa is to be
    my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,
[07:38] ---
    I cannot afford to let victory
    slip through my grasp!
[07:41] ---
    Yeah, but I...
[07:42] ---
    I don't do the whole "apprentice" thing...
[07:44] ---
    Please, I beseech you! I need your help!
[07:49] ---
    Your pleas have been heard.
[07:53] ---
    I recommend that you accept the
    pitiful Ogre's request, Peter Grill.
[07:58] ---
    I-I, too, urge you to help him.
[08:01] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[08:04] ---
    It's very simple.
[08:05] ---
    If we were to focus our collective
    efforts on training the Ogre,
[08:09] ---
    we would guarantee his victory in the duel.
[08:11] ---
    Consequently, Lisa Alpacas would choose
    Spartokos over you and return to her homeland!
[08:18] ---
    I believe that there's no harm in
    at least trying to work together!
[08:22] ---
    True enough...
[08:23] ---
    I might not be able to resist
    the Ogre sisters myself...
[08:26] ---
    But I could mount an indirect attack
    by helping Spartokos-kun...
[08:29] ---
    If he can manage to convince
    Lisa of his strength, then...
[08:34] ---
    Alright, let's give it a try!
[08:38] ---
    However, my lessons won't be easy.
[08:42] ---
    Are you prepared for that?!
[08:44] ---
    Yes, Sir Peter!
[08:47] ---
    Thus, the "Ogre Training Program"
    had been set into motion.
[08:53] ---
    Again!
[08:54] ---
    Again!
[08:55] ---
    Again!
[08:56] ---
    Again!
[08:57] ---
    Keep going!
[08:58] ---
    Swing!
[08:59] ---
    Swing!
[09:00] ---
    Swing!
[09:04] ---
    Between Peter Grill,
    the world's strongest combat instructor...
[09:12] ---
    ...a forbidden form of muscle-enhancing black
    magic passed down amongst the Elves...
[09:19] ---
    ...and a recipe using ingredients outlawed by
    Orc society that amplifies physical strength...
[09:34] ---
    I... strong.
[09:37] ---
    I... win.
[09:40] ---
    Does something seem a little off to you...?
[09:48] ---
    Here you go, Sir Peter.
[09:50] ---
    Thanks.
[09:52] ---
    Well, I think it's about time for lunch...
[09:56] ---
    Good work out there today.
[09:58] ---
    That's Mitchie, the Guild receptionist...
[09:59] ---
    Your kindness is most appreciated.
    That's Mitchie, the Guild receptionist...
[10:00] ---
    Your kindness is most appreciated.
[10:01] ---
    What's she doing here?
[10:03] ---
    Y-You see...
[10:04] ---
    She's been coming around to drop
    off lunch like that a lot lately...
[10:08] ---
    I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
    might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
[10:09] ---
    I-If you'd like, I made a little bit extra...
[10:09] ---
    I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
    might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
[10:13] ---
    I-I can't help but feel as though Lady Mitchie
    might be in love with Sir Spartokos...
[10:16] ---
    Huh...
[10:33] ---
    It would appear that you've come prepared
    with yet more training under your belt.
[10:38] ---
    Lady Lisa...
[10:40] ---
    Today is the day...
[10:41] ---
    That I, Spartokos, shall prove my
    worth as a man once and for all!
[11:01] ---
    Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
[11:04] ---
    Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
[11:07] ---
    Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
[11:09] ---
    Korekara wa onegai sa
[11:13] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:15] ---
    So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
[11:18] ---
    Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
[11:21] ---
    Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
[11:24] ---
    Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
[11:27] ---
    Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
[11:29] ---
    Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
[11:32] ---
    Tada soredake de
[11:35] ---
    Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
[11:38] ---
    Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
[11:41] ---
    Sekaijuu sagashitemo
[11:44] ---
    Kawari nante inai
[11:46] ---
    Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
[11:49] ---
    Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
[11:53] ---
    Donna ni kizutsuitemo
[11:55] ---
    Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
[12:01] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:04] ---
    Heard you took on an
    apprentice. Color me shocked!
[12:07] ---
    I wouldn't mind goin' a few rounds
    with you one of these days.
[12:07] ---
    Episode 12: Peter Grill and
    the Warrior that Shouted Love

E12 - Peter Grill and the Warrior that Shouted Love

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[00:01] ---
    At last, the time has come...
[00:05] ---
    C'mon, Spartokos...
[00:08] ---
    Show 'em what you learned.
[00:09] ---
    Go for a flawless victory!
[00:11] ---
    A Seductress
    in Disguise
[00:12] ---
    And for the love of God,
    get that woman far away from me...!
[00:15] ---
    Begin!
[00:24] ---
    Attaboy, Spartokos...
[00:26] ---
    Thanks to our training...
[00:29] ---
    They oughtta be on equal footing now
[00:31] ---
    No, his skills are bound
    to have surpassed hers!
[00:35] ---
    She's laughing...?
[00:38] ---
    Why's Spartokos moving so slow...?!
[00:42] ---
    N-No way...
[00:44] ---
    Is she using her boobs to distract him?!
[00:47] ---
    Spartokos!
[00:48] ---
    Try as you might, you shall
    never defeat me in battle!
[00:56] ---
    It was her boobs the whole time?!
[00:58] ---
    What's the matter?
[01:00] ---
    Sir Peter!
[01:01] ---
    The match is over...
[01:03] ---
    What'd you say?!
[01:04] ---
    Huh?!
[01:11] ---
    Boing! Boing! Boing!
[01:13] ---
    Seriously...?
    Boing! Boing! Boing!
[01:14] ---
    Winner: Big Sis!
[01:17] ---
    Piece of cake, huh?
[01:18] ---
    I call foul play!
    Piece of cake, huh?
[01:20] ---
    Spartokos is a virgin!
[01:21] ---
    Swinging those giant udders
    of yours around isn't fair!
[01:24] ---
    I don't believe that this is a proper
    technique for a soldier!
[01:27] ---
    A fight's a fight!
[01:29] ---
    What's the big idea,
    insultin' us Ogres with your dumb accusations?!
[01:34] ---
    Spartokos...
[01:36] ---
    Your efforts to lead a life of total
    discipline cost you everything...
[01:41] ---
    Unfortunately, it would seem that this, too,
    is the fate of the creature known as "man"...
[01:46] ---
    You poor soul...!
[01:56] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[02:02] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
[02:09] ---
    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
[02:12] ---
    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
[02:15] ---
    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
[02:21] ---
    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
[02:25] ---
    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
[02:28] ---
    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
[02:31] ---
    I suffocate under its weight
[02:36] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[02:39] ---
    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
[02:42] ---
    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
[02:45] ---
    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
[02:49] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
[02:52] ---
    Full of regret and powerless to change,
[02:55] ---
    I feel my heart being torn apart
[02:58] ---
    on this night of endless shame and despair
[03:08] ---
    Why can't I get my act together?
[03:14] ---
    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
[03:20] ---
    Episode 12: Peter Grill and
    the Warrior that Shouted Love
[03:22] ---
    Th-The duel...!
[03:25] ---
    Bad news, my friend...
[03:28] ---
    It cannot be...!
[03:29] ---
    I have lost yet again...?!
[03:31] ---
    Spartokos...
[03:34] ---
    Even if he were to demand another rematch,
    I doubt the outcome would be any different.
[03:39] ---
    His combat skills aren't the problem...
[03:43] ---
    C-Come in!
[03:44] ---
    E-Excuse me...
[03:46] ---
    Is Spartokos-san awake yet?
[03:51] ---
    Mitchie Peregrym!
[03:53] ---
    Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
[03:53] ---
    Wait...
    Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
[03:54] ---
    Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
[03:55] ---
    Come to think of it, the answer is obvious!
    Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
[03:55] ---
    Come to think of it, the answer is obvious!
    I, uh, didn't startle you, did I?
[03:57] ---
    I, uh, didn't startle you, did I?
[03:58] ---
    The missing piece of Spartokos' puzzle...
[03:58] ---
    Woman... Woman...
    The missing piece of Spartokos' puzzle...
[03:59] ---
    Woman
[04:00] ---
    Feeling comfortable around women!
[04:01] ---
    Not at all! I apologize for such a pathetic display...
    Feeling comfortable around women!
[04:02] ---
    Not at all! I apologize for such a pathetic display...
    That's all he needs!
[04:04] ---
    Ahem!
[04:06] ---
    Spartokos-kun, got a sec?
[04:09] ---
    So, listen... What do you
    think of Mitchie-kun?
[04:13] ---
    I-I'm afraid I don't understand...
[04:16] ---
    Between you and me...
[04:17] ---
    Mitchie's known for being a connoisseur
    of guys with huge, rippling muscles.
[04:22] ---
    And with an enticing physique like yours,
[04:26] ---
    I think it's safe to say that you'd
    have no problem winning her over...
[04:30] ---
    Wha-?!
[04:30] ---
    What are you implying?!
[04:32] ---
    Let me be frank: You aren't
    able to beat Lisa...
[04:36] ---
    ...because you're far too susceptible
    to the charms of the opposite sex!
[04:40] ---
    Wha-?!
[04:41] ---
    What did you just say?!
[04:44] ---
    Your obsession with remaining abstinent
    for Lisa's sake is a disadvantage.
[04:47] ---
    Your eyes wander across her body during battle,
    destroying your ability to concentrate!
[04:52] ---
    That's why you need to build up
    more experience with women!
[04:57] ---
    What exactly are you
    suggesting I do, Sir Peter?!
[05:00] ---
    You would have me surrender my virginity
    to a woman other than Lady Lisa?!
[05:05] ---
    I-I mean, think about it...
[05:06] ---
    Whenever Mitchie was around...
[05:08] ---
    Spending time with her gave you
    butterflies in your stomach, didn't it?
[05:13] ---
    W-Well, I...!
[05:15] ---
    Nevertheless, I-I have devoted
    my entire life to Lady Lisa!
[05:18] ---
    I have sacrificed every
    waking moment for her!
[05:21] ---
    Exactly!
[05:22] ---
    That way of thinking isn't healthy!
[05:24] ---
    You're depriving yourself of other possibilities because
[05:28] ---
    you're way too focused on chasing after this one woman.
[05:31] ---
    And that is connected
    directly to your weaknesses!
[05:34] ---
    B-But...!
[05:36] ---
    Spartokos-san!
[05:39] ---
    Lady Mitchie?!
[05:40] ---
    Nice!
    Lady Mitchie?!
[05:41] ---
    Were you listening this whole time?!
[05:44] ---
    You care deeply for Lisa-san,
    and I'm fully aware of that.
[05:50] ---
    However...!
[05:51] ---
    I, too... perhaps just as deeply...
[05:55] ---
    ...feel the same way about you!
[06:03] ---
    Lady Mitchie...
[06:04] ---
    Sir Spartokos...
[06:06] ---
    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
[06:07] ---
    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
    Lady Mitchie...
[06:08] ---
    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
    Sir Spartokos...
[06:09] ---
    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
[06:10] ---
    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
    Lady Mitchie...
[06:10] ---
    All he needed was a little push.
    Lady Mitchie...
[06:11] ---
    All he needed was a little push.
    Sir Spartokos...
[06:13] ---
    I have nothing left to teach you.
[06:16] ---
    Fare thee well.
[06:16] ---
    Lady Mitchie...
    Fare thee well.
[06:18] ---
    S-Sir Peter...?
[06:34] ---
    For some strange reason,
[06:35] ---
    I feel as though a burden
    has been lifted from my shoulders.
[06:38] ---
    Yup, you're a changed man.
[06:41] ---
    Totally different than the
    person you were yesterday.
[06:44] ---
    And that power coursing through your veins...
[06:46] ---
    It should be more than enough
    to defeat Lisa Alpacas!
[06:50] ---
    C'mon!
[06:51] ---
    Let's go request another rematch right now!
[06:54] ---
    Sir Peter...
[06:56] ---
    I must admit, it was exactly as you said.
[06:58] ---
    By pouring my time and effort into
    the pursuit of a particular woman,
[07:01] ---
    I had lost sight of the
    path to true happiness.
[07:05] ---
    What...?
[07:06] ---
    Tokos~!
[07:08] ---
    Oh, Mitchie!
[07:11] ---
    Here, you forgot your lunch!
[07:13] ---
    How thoughtful of you!
[07:14] ---
    Eat this, and tonight you'll
    have more muscles, muscles!
[07:17] ---
    Muscles, muscles!
[07:19] ---
    Uh, hello...?
[07:19] ---
    What about your rematch with Lisa...?
[07:22] ---
    Oh, Lady Lisa?
[07:23] ---
    Yeah, Lisa!
[07:26] ---
    That's all water under the bridge now.
[07:30] ---
    Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
[07:32] ---
    Goddammit...!
    Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
[07:33] ---
    Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
[07:33] ---
    I suppose so...
[07:33] ---
    The guy gave up as soon as he got a girlfriend!
    I suppose so...
[07:35] ---
    The guy gave up as soon
    as he got a girlfriend!
[07:37] ---
    I could've sworn everything was
    going according to plan...!
[07:41] ---
    What a relief...
[07:42] ---
    It would appear that he's finally
    found a suitable partner.
[07:46] ---
    Lisa?!
[07:48] ---
    Muscles!
[07:49] ---
    Despite his sentimental nature,
    that man is the best our army has to offer.
    Muscles!
[07:49] ---
    Despite his sentimental nature,
    that man is the best our army has to offer.
    Muscles?
[07:50] ---
    Despite his sentimental nature,
    that man is the best our army has to offer.
    Muscles, muscles!
[07:52] ---
    Despite his sentimental nature,
    that man is the best our army has to offer.
    Muscles! Muscles!
[07:52] ---
    Muscles! Muscles!
[07:53] ---
    He's a top-notch soldier
    and a capable leader.
[07:54] ---
    I expect that this situation will dispel
    any doubts and encourage success.
[07:59] ---
    I owe you a debt of gratitude for your
    assistance with this matter, Peter Grill.
[08:05] ---
    "The path to happiness..."
[08:07] ---
    I couldn't have said it better myself.
[08:10] ---
    Have you considered giving any thought to it?
[08:14] ---
    Huh?
[08:15] ---
    What does "true happiness" mean to you?
[08:22] ---
    Marrying that naïve, oblivious Luvellia?
[08:25] ---
    Getting stuck with that senile old
    Albatross as your father-in-law?
[08:29] ---
    Be honest.
[08:30] ---
    Is that what you'd call "true happiness"?
[08:33] ---
    W-Well, I...
[08:34] ---
    If you were serious about our relationship...
[08:38] ---
    ...there's a possibility that you could
    become the king of an entire nation.
[08:43] ---
    What'd she just say...?!
[08:45] ---
    Think it over carefully.
[08:47] ---
    Which path is it you seek?
[08:50] ---
    Where does your true happiness lie?
[08:57] ---
    "True happiness..."
[08:59] ---
    Peter-kun!
[09:09] ---
    That's right...
[09:10] ---
    I already told myself that
    I'm done being indecisive!
[09:14] ---
    Peter-kun!
[09:16] ---
    Luvellia-senpai!
[09:18] ---
    My mind is made up...
[09:20] ---
    I know that this is my path to happiness!
[09:24] ---
    Peter-kun!
[09:25] ---
    Luvellia-senpai!
[09:26] ---
    Where have you been?!
[09:28] ---
    Please, you have to come with me!
[09:30] ---
    It's the Goblins!
[09:31] ---
    Huh?
[09:32] ---
    N-No way...!
[09:33] ---
    The Goblin Invasion is finally upon us!
[09:37] ---
    A feeding frenzy of despicable creatures called
    Goblins who devour every man in sight...!
[09:43] ---
    We've already received numerous requests
    for backup from villages across the area!
[09:48] ---
    A mass outbreak of Goblins...
[09:49] ---
    If we don't nip this in the bud,
    the effects could be catastrophic.
[09:52] ---
    I just hope we make it in time...
[09:57] ---
    Look out, Luvellia-senpai!
[09:59] ---
    I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
    outside of our Guild duties.
[10:04] ---
    Just the two of us...
[10:06] ---
    I'll protect you!
[10:09] ---
    No matter what happens, I'll keep you safe!
[10:12] ---
    Same here. I have faith in you!
[10:16] ---
    When this mission is over,
    it's just you and me.
[10:19] ---
    I can't wait to go on vacation together!
[10:23] ---
    Agape!
[10:25] ---
    Meet Agape Jr.!
[10:26] ---
    91 points!
[10:28] ---
    What is this, amateur hour?!
[10:30] ---
    I knew it...
[10:31] ---
    A woman admired by Sir Peter
    isn't to be trifled with!
[10:34] ---
    Don't be silly.
[10:35] ---
    Our record still stands at over 100 points!
[10:39] ---
    Losing to Albatross' foolish
    daughter is NOT an option!
[10:43] ---
    Peter Grill, regardless of which
    path you choose to take...
[10:49] ---
    ...those precious juices
    of yours belong to me!
[10:54] ---
    It started out as a simple crush
[10:57] ---
    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
[11:00] ---
    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
[11:02] ---
    This is my sincerest wish:
[11:06] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
[11:08] ---
    So long time, by my side for all eternity
[11:11] ---
    Beaten down by our daily struggles
[11:14] ---
    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
[11:17] ---
    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
[11:20] ---
    To be the umbrella that shields you
[11:22] ---
    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
[11:25] ---
    That's good enough for me
[11:28] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:31] ---
    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
[11:34] ---
    I could search the whole world over
[11:37] ---
    And find no one like you
[11:39] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:42] ---
    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
[11:46] ---
    No matter how much it may hurt,
[11:48] ---
    I pledge my life to protecting you
[11:54] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill...
[11:58] ---
    An Elite Squad of Hobgoblins
    "The Three Stars of Hell"
[12:01] ---
    Looks like it's our turn next...!
[12:07] ---
    Wait for me...
[12:09] ---
    Big Brother.
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