# E4 - Steal it, if you can
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6P5WM1J6/steal-it-if-you-can)
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"Phantom Thieves of Hearts?"
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"Suguru Kamoshida,
the utter bastard of lust...
**[00:11] ---**
We know how shitty you are, putting your
twisted desires on defenseless students.
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That's why we have decided to steal away
those desires and make you confess your sins.
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This will be done tomorrow, so be ready.
From, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts."
**[00:30] ---**
What do you think about my masterpiece?
**[00:33] ---**
- Meh.
- What?!
**[00:35] ---**
It sounds like a dumb kid
trying to sound mature.
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The logo's a bit lacking, too.
**[00:40] ---**
Th-that ain't true! Right?
**[00:45] ---**
Hey!
**[00:47] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
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Did you do this?!
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N-No...
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Or was it you?! Hey!
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- Yikes...
- Let's get outta here.
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Are you brats behind it?
**[01:03] ---**
Takamaki, you...
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It's not a problem. You'll be expelled
soon enough anyways.
**[01:14] ---**
Come...
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Steal it, if you can!
**[02:51] ---**
Judging from Kamoshida's response...
I'm sure we had an effect on his Palace.
**[02:56] ---**
- An effect?
- You saw, right?
**[02:58] ---**
Making him aware that the Treasure is
begin targeted, it'll appear for the first time.
**[03:03] ---**
Our calling card should be make it
possible to steal.
**[03:06] ---**
So by stealing the Treasure, we can make
Kamoshida have a change of heart.
**[03:10] ---**
Right. But the impact of
a calling card won't last long.
**[03:15] ---**
There's a time limit?
**[03:17] ---**
The Treasure will appear for a day, at most.
**[03:21] ---**
So until tomorrow morning.
**[03:23] ---**
Then let's storm the Palace
and get it done!
**[03:25] ---**
Don't be so hasty.
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This time, he'll take us seriously
and be on the lookout.
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So we'd better prepare for that.
**[03:34] ---**
Prepare?
**[03:35] ---**
Sorry. Could I leave that to you guys?
**[03:39] ---**
There's somewhere I want to go.
**[03:41] ---**
All right, then let's meet up later.
**[03:46] ---**
In the middle of the night.
At the school's main entrance.
**[03:50] ---**
Right.
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What a cool shop.
**[03:59] ---**
What are we doing here?
**[04:01] ---**
You'll find out soon enough.
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- Oh, this one seems nice!
- But expensive...
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Right, Ryuji, haggle with the owner.
**[04:13] ---**
Me?!
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You're a regular, aren't you?
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Gimme a break!
**[04:17] ---**
That guy scares the hell outta me!
**[04:33] ---**
So you just went with the asking price...
**[04:36] ---**
Don't blame me!
I'm not good with hardboiled tough guys!
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Then for first-aid,
guess we'll have to do make do.
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Band-aids...
**[04:47] ---**
How reassuring...
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But we're at the point of no return.
We just gotta do it, huh?
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Thanks for coming.
**[05:03] ---**
You're late.
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Hello.
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Word is you're staying here?
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You'd make a good experimental subject.
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Doctor, don't tease the boy.
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Here.
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It's very effective medicine.
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Try it when you're exhausted.
**[05:25] ---**
In exchange, you have to report
its effectiveness to me.
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There's also likely to be side effects,
so see you around.
**[05:34] ---**
Hey, come on...
**[05:36] ---**
That medicine seems suspicious,
but it might be useful.
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Did you hear a cat's meow just now?
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This is basically a storage room.
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Jeez. I'm worried about us.
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You're gonna train your ass off now.
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After all, you're supposed to
be a Phantom Thief.
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INTENSIVE CARE UNIT
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I'll come again, Shiho.
**[06:28] ---**
Seems like they've really
beefed up security.
**[06:31] ---**
Well, it wouldn't mean much if they didn't.
**[06:35] ---**
The debut of the Phantom Thieves', at last.
**[06:37] ---**
I'm kind of nervous.
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We even put up a calling card.
We can't mess this up.
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That's a given.
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I'm ready to go the distance!
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Let's go.
**[06:51] ---**
From here on,
let's call each other by code names.
**[06:55] ---**
Code names?
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Phantom Thieves would have to be
pretty stupid to use their real names.
**[07:01] ---**
Then I'll be "Skull!"
**[07:03] ---**
Skull?
**[07:04] ---**
I'm wearin' this skull mask, ain't I?
**[07:07] ---**
All right, then I'll be...
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Wouldn't "Mona" be good?
**[07:11] ---**
That's too simple!
**[07:13] ---**
I like it! It's kind of cute!
**[07:17] ---**
If you say so, Lady Ann...
**[07:19] ---**
So what about me?
**[07:21] ---**
Well, with that outfit...
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"Sexy Cat."
**[07:25] ---**
No way!
**[07:27] ---**
I'll be... Yeah! "Panther" is fine!
**[07:31] ---**
"Fine?" That's actually a cool name.
**[07:43] ---**
You're last, Ren.
**[07:44] ---**
Hm, maybe "Go-Go Mask?"
**[07:47] ---**
Where'd you get that?
You've lost interest, haven't you?
**[07:50] ---**
Do you have any ideas?
**[07:52] ---**
Not especially.
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Fine. Let's table this discussion for now.
**[08:02] ---**
Seriously?
**[08:04] ---**
The Treasure's up ahead,
but this is like an impossible video game!
**[08:10] ---**
No, it's not impossible.
**[08:12] ---**
But it does require a special key.
**[08:15] ---**
A key?
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We need to find the one who has it.
**[08:38] ---**
Hi!
**[08:51] ---**
What the hell was that for?
Thugs! Ruffians! Brutes!
**[08:56] ---**
Whoa, she talks!
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And she's a girl!
I didn't need to use sex appeal!
**[09:01] ---**
Wh-What? That's not real, is it?
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If you think you have a chance,
do your worst!
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Give us the key.
**[09:08] ---**
The key?
Oh, is that what you want?
**[09:11] ---**
Fine, I'll give it to you.
**[09:14] ---**
Satisfied? Then get lost.
**[09:18] ---**
Just looking at you creeps pisses me off.
**[09:20] ---**
Ugh, what a nasty mouth.
**[09:23] ---**
Hey, let's get goin'.
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Thank you.
**[09:27] ---**
Hey, what the...
You're throwing me off my game.
**[09:31] ---**
But maybe it's not so bad.
**[09:35] ---**
Something's coming!
**[09:38] ---**
That's right. I remember.
**[09:41] ---**
I don't just belong to King Kamoshida.
**[09:44] ---**
I drift about the sea of the human heart.
**[09:48] ---**
My name is Pixie!
**[09:51] ---**
From now on, I'll live within you!
**[09:59] ---**
What was that?
**[10:01] ---**
I have no idea...
**[10:04] ---**
His power...
**[10:16] ---**
It really did appear!
**[10:19] ---**
This is Kamoshida's Treasure.
**[10:21] ---**
Man, it's huge!
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We have to take this out of here?!
**[10:25] ---**
T-Treasure!
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Go-go, let's go, Kamoshida!
**[10:33] ---**
Yeah!
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Kamoshida!
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This proves that I am the king of this castle.
It is the core of this world!
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I won't let anyone take it!
**[10:47] ---**
Oh, Sensei!
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Your face is so scary,
but I'm shivering with excitement!
**[10:54] ---**
Don't be impatient.
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I'll throw some love your way later.
**[11:00] ---**
That's how he sees me, isn't it?
**[11:04] ---**
Yeah. It's how he thought of you,
without regarding your feelings.
**[11:09] ---**
You're disgusting!
**[11:10] ---**
If you think you can get away with anything,
you're sorely mistaken!
**[11:15] ---**
You've got the wrong idea about me.
**[11:17] ---**
The wrong idea? How so?
**[11:20] ---**
The students around me
are the ones who set the stage.
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Students who wished to bask in my
accomplishments,
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coming to me by their own volition!
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There are too many imbeciles
who don't understand that.
**[11:35] ---**
Including naive brats like you
and that girl who jumped off the roof!
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Crap. I don't like where this is going...
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I'm a cut above the rest!
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I'm not like other humans!
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That's true.
**[12:01] ---**
Right now, you're no longer human.
**[12:06] ---**
You're possessed by twisted desire.
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You're a demon.
**[12:13] ---**
That's right!
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I'm going to rule this world!
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As a demon!
**[12:29] ---**
He's way stronger like this!
**[12:31] ---**
Do it again, Sensei!
**[12:34] ---**
I know!
**[12:37] ---**
But first I need to increase my vitality!
**[12:40] ---**
Oh, you!
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This is bad.
**[12:49] ---**
Where are you? Where'd you go?
**[12:52] ---**
Remember, we're only after the Treasure.
**[12:56] ---**
Look! We can steal it from over there!
**[13:00] ---**
But that's impossible. We'll just...
**[13:05] ---**
Looks like a job for me.
**[13:07] ---**
Skull...
**[13:09] ---**
Yeah. Time to show off
your monkey-like agility!
**[13:14] ---**
Don't call me a monkey!
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Be careful.
**[13:17] ---**
I'm not expecting much...
**[13:18] ---**
Hey!
**[13:19] ---**
...but I'm counting on you.
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Leave it to me!
**[13:29] ---**
Finally showing yourselves, huh?
**[13:33] ---**
Where's Sakamoto?
**[13:35] ---**
Beats me. Probably got scared
and turned tail.
**[13:39] ---**
I'll kill that cat later.
**[13:41] ---**
The three of us are more than enough
to take down a creep like you!
**[13:47] ---**
Carmen!
**[13:49] ---**
And Zorro!
**[13:51] ---**
Arsene!
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Bastards! How dare you?!
**[14:04] ---**
How refreshing!
**[14:08] ---**
What?!
**[14:12] ---**
Looks like we have to break that thing first.
**[14:16] ---**
Hey! You don't know how much this is worth!
**[14:19] ---**
It's a national championship trophy!
**[14:22] ---**
Hey, you shoot at it, too!
**[14:25] ---**
Where did you get that?
**[14:28] ---**
Stop! Don't shoot!
**[14:38] ---**
Told you. This is the cognitive world.
**[14:41] ---**
If he perceives it as a weapon,
it becomes the real thing.
**[14:45] ---**
What did you do, you bastard?!
**[14:50] ---**
Experience the killshot
feared by the whole world!
**[14:56] ---**
Gold Medal Attack!
**[15:08] ---**
Guys!
**[15:10] ---**
Let's do it again!
**[15:12] ---**
Go-go, Kamoshida!
**[15:14] ---**
It's over, you delinquents!
**[15:25] ---**
You're pathetic, Inmate.
**[15:29] ---**
You're in the presence of our master.
Restrain yourself.
**[15:32] ---**
Are you satisfied with this?
**[15:36] ---**
Just as before,
without resistance, without action?
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It's not over yet. I can still fight!
**[15:44] ---**
Very well.
**[15:45] ---**
Then I shall provide you some aid.
**[15:50] ---**
Persona are the personalities
that exist within you.
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By discarding old personalities,
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your Persona will be reborn anew.
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Though I may disappear this moment,
I shall always be at your side.
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When thy fate reaches its end...
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We shall meet again.
**[16:25] ---**
A new Persona has been born.
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This is the first step to rehabilitation.
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You may continue to strive.
**[16:39] ---**
It's over, you delinquents!
**[16:44] ---**
Gold Medal Attack!
**[16:49] ---**
Persona!
**[16:54] ---**
What?!
**[16:57] ---**
A new Persona?!
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A human that can use multiple Personas?
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What... is he?
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Take this!
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Take this!
**[17:15] ---**
Now!
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Go-go, Kamoshida?
**[17:26] ---**
The symbol of my kingship!
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Checkmate!
**[17:54] ---**
Right now, you're seeing the
same view that Shiho did.
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You're cornered. There's nowhere to run.
**[18:03] ---**
And you're facing the same view...
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They forced their expectations on me...
I-I was desperate, too!
**[18:13] ---**
That's no excuse for what you did!
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Don't even try to justify yourself!
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Will you jump?
Or would you rather die here?
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D-Don't! Please stop!
**[18:27] ---**
Everyone said the same to you!
**[18:29] ---**
But you took everything
from them without hesitation.
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You gave in to your selfish desires.
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If I finish you off here,
we won't be able to prove your crimes.
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So instead you'll admit to them.
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And spend a long time atoning for them.
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All the while, experiencing the agony
the others went through.
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I've lost.
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I'll return... to my real self.
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And I swear...
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Uh-oh... Hey, we gotta run!
**[19:27] ---**
Hurry up!
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Panther!
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I know!
**[19:49] ---**
*Much has happened recently.*
**[19:51] ---**
*I know you're all nervous and
even confused at times.*
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I hear Mr. Kamoshida is out today, too.
**[19:54] ---**
He's probably got a lot to be worried about.
**[19:56] ---**
You know, like Suzui and that calling card.
**[19:58] ---**
*But it's during times like these
that you need to remain calm*
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That bastard, Kamoshida.
The hell's he up to?
**[20:02] ---**
*and go back to orderly school life.*
**[20:07] ---**
*If all of his desires vanish,
he'll have a mental shutdown.*
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*Unless he's protected–*
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*Worst case, he could die.*
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We did it right, didn't we?
**[20:22] ---**
*Mr. Kamoshida?*
**[20:24] ---**
I have repeatedly done things that were
unbecoming of a teacher.
**[20:30] ---**
Verbally abusing students,
physically abusing my team...
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And sexually abusing female students.
**[20:40] ---**
I am the reason why Shiho Suzui
tried to kill herself!
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I am an arrogant, shallow,
and shameful person.
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No, I'm worse than that!
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I'll apologize by killing myself!
**[20:58] ---**
Mr. Kamoshida! Calm down!
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I...
**[21:04] ---**
Don't run!
**[21:08] ---**
Before she jumped, there was a lot that
Shiho pretended not to see.
**[21:13] ---**
We all have to keep living
in a life full of regrets.
**[21:22] ---**
You have no right to run from this!
**[21:26] ---**
You're right...
You're absolutely right.
**[21:31] ---**
I should be punished under the law
and atone for my crimes.
**[21:36] ---**
I'll turn myself in and confess.
Please call the police!
**[21:41] ---**
This is just like what that calling card said...
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The Phantom Thieves of Hearts
thing was real?
**[21:50] ---**
This assembly is over!
Dismissed! Dismissed!
**[21:59] ---**
*I'm shocked. He actually did
have a change of heart.*
**[22:02] ---**
*And a "mental shutdown," was it?*
**[22:04] ---**
*It didn't seem like that happened.*
**[22:07] ---**
Good.
**[22:08] ---**
If you return the Shadow to
the real-life person before it dies,
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the person won't have a mental shutdown.
**[22:17] ---**
That was proved to us this time.
**[22:20] ---**
*Also, listen to this!*
**[22:21] ---**
*What is it?*
**[22:22] ---**
*Shiho has regained consciousness!*
**[22:33] ---**
*I was able to give her the news!*
**[22:37] ---**
*I told her Kamoshida admitted what he did!*
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All's well that ends well, eh?
**[22:53] ---**
I honestly have new respect for you...
**[22:56] ---**
"Joker."
**[22:57] ---**
Joker?
**[22:59] ---**
Your code name.
We put it on hold, remember?
**[23:02] ---**
I chose that because it seems
you've got something.
**[23:05] ---**
You're our wild card, the joker.
**[23:09] ---**
But a rookie's still a rookie.
**[23:12] ---**
You've still got a ways to go
as a phantom thief.
**[23:16] ---**
So I'll stay here and continue
to train you right.
**[23:21] ---**
I knew I heard annoying meowing.
**[23:24] ---**
You brought home a stray?
**[23:29] ---**
So what's its name?
**[23:32] ---**
Morgana.
**[23:35] ---**
And I was gonna offer to name it...
**[23:39] ---**
I should have some leftovers. Hold on.
**[23:46] ---**
At the time...
**[23:49] ---**
Your group hadn't come to my attention yet.
**[23:52] ---**
I first became aware of you...