# E0 - The Day Breakers
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*The Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
Do they really exist?*
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*My station has conducted
a poll on that subject.*
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What the hell's up with this cat?
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Where'd it come from?
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Oh crap, it's got a loud voice!
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Hey, I don't like this.
Open it up already, Makki.
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Hey! Makki!
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Uh...
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"Escaping into violence,
committing crime after crime - a thief"
MR. KAZUYA MAKIGAMI
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*Phantom Thieves of Hearts?*
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*Are you kidding me?*
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"THE DARK SIDE OF THE JAPANESE ART WORLD"
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I'm telling you, it's a crappy world we live in.
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Not a decent case to be found!
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Yeah, this city is crawling
with criminals still at large.
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But together, we can...
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Let's go, everyone!
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TV
FUTURE FORTUNE
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All right, time for our next segment!
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Look who's joining us on the show today!
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A detective who's also a
high school student, Mr. Goro Akechi!
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Hello.
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I'm just going to come right out and ask you...
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What do you think of
the Phantom Thieves of Hearts?
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Well, if there really are
thieves like them out there,
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I believe they should be brought
to justice in a court of law.
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*Twisting other people's hearts by force...
that's the worst thing any human could do.*
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Hey, what's the hold-up, kid?
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Uh, sorry, just one second, please...
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Sorry! Silly me, losing my key...
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What are you looking at?
Open it up already!
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Y-Yes, sir!
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There you go.
You can keep the change.
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Thank you very much.
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Totally dissing me!
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I found something good!
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I found something good!
For real?!
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I found something good!
For real?!
Which shop?
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For real?!
Which shop?
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Yo, Boss!
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How's it going? Huh?
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Let's go have some fun!
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Are you gonna be much longer, Makki?
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Hold on. Just one second...
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Now!
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Hey, that's our company's business card.
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"Shibukaku Security Company"
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Oh, man...
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If only they weren't too stingy
to install our security system...
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...then this never would've
happened to them.
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Uh... I think you guys should hurry it up...
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All right! Get going! Hurry up!
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Good job!
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Mission accomplished!
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Man, we make such an awesome team.
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Me and Hashi-yan find shops with
lax security on our computers at work...
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...and this guy picks the locks!
That's what you call perfection!
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Y-You're talking kind of loud, you know...
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We're BFF's forever!
Yeah, sharing the same fate and all!
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And if you ever turn on us...
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No way, rat us out? This guy?
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Well, it's guys like him that
you gotta worry about.
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MAKIGAMI
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The "Ask-a-Thief" Channel?
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*If...*
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*If only the others...*
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*...would just disappear...*
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"POST"
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Hey, you over there!
Are you even listening?
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In my own way.
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"After school, let's meet up at our hideout!"
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Hey, I saw it online.
Pretty dangerous, huh?
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Shibuya these days.
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There's extortion, beatdowns...
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A gang of crooks that
rips off restaurants, even!
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Gang of crooks?
Sounds like bad news...
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Yo!
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Good work.
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Got a second?
There's something I want you to see.
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It's this post on the Ask-a-Thief Channel...
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I did look into it myself...
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Seriously?
"I'm gonna end up dead..."
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Why doesn't this kid speak up?
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Like there aren't tons of options,
like going to the police?
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Hey, come on. Lower your voice!
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Hey, my bad.
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We need to take care of this
before it's too late.
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Morgana.
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Gotcha. Time for me to step up, right?
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Huh? Axed?
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You serious? Both of you?
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Totally serious.
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The thing is, our security firm, see...
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Well, you know. Thanks to that geezer of
a painter everybody's raving about now...
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Thanks to him, our company's toast.
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If you're fired, we won't get any more
leads for these easy gigs!
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Seriously... Dammit!
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This is so messed up!
Why should I have to suffer collateral damage?
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Well, but don't you worry.
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I'm gonna find our
next part-time gig, all right?
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Hey, no need to go overboard or anything...
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Hey, don't be shy!
Just sit back and enjoy, Boss!
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Part-time gig?
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Hey!
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Friends of yours?
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Yeah.
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Then I'll be on my way.
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Right. See you later.
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So? What now?
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Let's do it.
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Hey, you sure about this?
Shouldn't we leave it to the cops?
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We can just call in a tip
and get them arrested...
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True, that just might be the solution.
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Only a temporary one, though.
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Huh?
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After they get out of prison,
what if they just pick up where they left off?
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If we're really going to save any victims...
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...we'll have to straighten out
our targets' hearts 100%.
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Right. And that's something that....
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...only the Phantom Thieves of Hearts can do.
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That's our lead–
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That's our leader!
You're just the man I made you out to be!
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Huh? Morgana...
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It's unanimous. That settles it.
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Right!
We're phantom thieves on the side of justice.
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Why don't we show this gang of
low-level crooks how overmatched they are?
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Shh! I told you, you're talking too loud!
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Oh, hey, my bad, my bad!
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Well, I think we should get
some evidence first, just in case...
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I've already thought of that.
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*The notorious Phantom Thieves of Hearts,
the talk of the town nowadays.*
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*Do they really exist?*
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*My station has conducted
a poll on that subject.*
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Oh, for God's sake!
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I'm ready to throw in the towel!
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They're actually harder to find than you'd think.
Restaurants with lax security.
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And by the way,
you're not allowed to smoke here!
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That's why I didn't light up, all right?
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Still... That manager there's pretty careless.
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I mean, that's like having a
"Please rob us" sign up.
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They say he's got a whole stash saved up.
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Not only that, but he hates banks,
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and I hear he leaves all
his earnings in the shop!
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Huh? Our gig's not in Shibuya?
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Nobody said anything to me about that!
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Maybe we got lucky, actually?
You know, Shibuya's so...
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You know, that dude Kaneshiro's group
has been acting scary lately, so...
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The timing was right.
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Don't give me that!
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Well, from now on, no more Shibuya for us!
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It's Yoncha Time all the way!
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Yay!
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All right! Pardon me!
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*Leblanc? But it's such a shabby shop,
any way you look at it!*
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*What good would it do to target this place?*
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Hey! It's unlocked, guys!
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See? Didn't we tell you?
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Let's get this one over with!
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It's too dark to see anything.
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Looks like there's a second floor, too.
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What the hell's up with this cat?
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Where'd it come from?
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Oh crap, it's got a loud voice!
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Hey!
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Open it up already!
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"Escaping into violence,
committing crime after crime - a thief"
MR. KAZUYA MAKIGAMI
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*Phantom thieves? Are you kidding me?*
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That's the signal.
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Just as we thought, they're the crooks
we've been hearing about.
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Hey, but you've really
got some balls, you know?
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Using the shop that's taken you in as bait...
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If they destroyed the place, how were you
planning to explain it to your boss?
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By crossing that bridge...
when I come to it.
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Hey, this shop has a security system!
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That's not what we heard!
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All right, we're getting
the hell out of here! Hey!
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What's that slip of paper?
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N-Nothing, it's nothing!
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Hey. I always wonder...
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How do you get your hands on stuff like that?
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Is it from that Iwai guy, maybe?
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Well, yeah.
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That guy, he's got everything, huh?
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Miss Anne, what did you think
of my lovely voice?
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Mmm? Well done!
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What the hell is going on, anyway?
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*Phantom thieves?*
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*Give me a break.
No way do they really exist...*
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"POST"
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*And besides... In the end, I...*
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*I never posted anything onto that site...*
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*So who in the world...
ratted these guys out?*
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Let's go, everyone!
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This is the perceived world.
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The other reality given shape by human souls.
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We're the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
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We've come to answer
the cries of the oppressed.
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Cries? What are you talking...
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Target: Kazuya Makigami.
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Nature of charges:
"Help me! My older brother's going to kill me!"
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Huh?
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Name of complainant:
target's younger brother, Naoya Makigami.
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The following has been excerpted
from the Phantom Thief Channel.
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Dear Phantom Thieves.
I live with my older brother,
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who physically abuses me everyday.
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He's threatened to kill me if I ever tell,
so I can't ask anybody for help...
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It's like I'm my brother's slave.
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Naoya... That little bastard!
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It seems my brother has been committing
some kind of crime with his no-good friends.
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And I think he's been beating me up
to vent his stress over that.
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I'm begging you,
please help me, Phantom Thieves!
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At this rate, I'm gonna end up dead!
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That's it.
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You bastards...
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First of all, I investigated
any signs of domestic violence.
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I was able to confirm the domestic violence.
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But although I made some casual inquiries,
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I was unable to uncover
this crime he'd spoken of.
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And so we set a trap to confirm it!
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You guys are the gang of crooks
we've been hearing about, right?
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Do you have anything to say for yourselves?
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"You guys," did you say? You're wrong!
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It's MY gang of crooks!
Don't ever underestimate me!
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Hey. Don't tell me this guy is...
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I thought he was just an underling
who got forced into this.
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Yeah, that's right!
I'm the leader of this gang of crooks.
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Who prodded those idiots into
taking on part-time jobs?
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It was me!
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I only meant it to be like a minor prank,
but those guys got too cocky!
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Every one of them is a total moron!
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All they had to do was shut up
and do as I say!
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Dammit, they piss me off!
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Everyone who isn't you
shouldn't be treated as humans...
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Is that why you treated
your kid brother like that, too?
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That little punk was alway
following my ass, the tagalong!
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When he was a little kid, he'd shit
his pants and go, "Brother! Brother!"
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Sniveling and wailing...
but look at him now!
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Who do you think you are,
asking for help? Naoya!
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You're just a toy to me, you're my slave!
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Just do whatever I tell you to
till the day you die!
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Oh, no you don't!
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Ugh! These guys!
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Oh, crap!
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Whoa!
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Joker!
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I am thou.
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Thou art I.
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You frauds who are in over your heads...
Allow me to show you.
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How you pale in comparison to us as thieves!
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Go!
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Arsene!
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Damn you!
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Don't get arrogant with me!
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Fox!
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Come out, Goemon!
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What's your problem?
I managed to acquire the Unlocking Skill...
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So how stupid would it be not to use it?
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Skull!
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Right!
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Captain Kidd!
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Whoa!
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I just provoked him a little
and now he won't let me go!
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I can't get enough of this!
Now I'm de-stressed! I'm free!
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It feels so good to steal!
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Huh?
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Panther!
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Come here, Carmen!
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You're my sacrificial pawns!
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Obey me! Serve me!
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Mona!
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Roger that! Time for me to shine! Zorro!
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Damn! You're utterly useless!
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How dare you hinder me! You scumbags!
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Well, that's a selfish way of looking at it!
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Straighten him out once and for all, Joker!
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I stole it!
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The arrogance in your heart.
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What the hell? Phantom Thieves...
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No way!
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What's this? A treasure?
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It's the key to the drawer in my room.
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Give it to my kid brother.
You're Robin Hood figures, aren't you?
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Huh? Why should we do anything YOU...
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Do you have a message for him?
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"Burn what's inside, and toss it."
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I'm sorry... I'm so sorry, Naoya!
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It was me! I'm the one who did it all!
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The domestic violence, and the robberies!
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Please arrest me!
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We're that gang of crooks!
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The evidence...
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It's all in there!
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Huh?
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Let us go, you guys!
**[20:43] ---**
Makigami Makigami Tanaka
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I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
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Shut up! Keep your mouth shut!
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What's wrong?
Was that someone you know?
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Oh, no, I've never seen him before... But...
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Who is he?
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That guy...
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Mission complete!
So are we done with this job?
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It's too early to get so giddy.
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Right. Our next prey is huge.
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Treasure! Treasure!
Oh, wow, I can hardly wait!
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Let's go.
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This place exists between
dream and reality, mind and matter.
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For just a fleeting moment,
I gave you a glimpse of the future.
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But that was just one possibility...
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What kind of story you will
weave from here on in...
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That is up to you.
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Let me ask you again...
Prisoner.
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What is your name?